The BOB & TOM Show - January 23, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast – January 23, 2026

Episode Overview

This lively episode of The BOB & TOM Show brings listeners the show’s signature mix of comedy, conversation, news, sports, and special guests. The morning team kicks off with stories of extreme winter weather, reminisces about favorite childhood toys, debates Super Bowl party foods, welcomes special guest Stephen Singer and his singers for a musical Valentine’s-themed visit, and dives into offbeat news, crowd interactions, and comedic banter. Throughout, the chemistry between panelists brings both heart and hilarity, making even the mundane memorable.

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Main Segments & Key Discussion Points

1. Extreme Snow Stories & Winter Weather (00:40 – 06:40)

• The team opens with letters about past epic snowstorms—one listener recounts being snowed into a barracks so deep they escaped through a second-floor window.
• Chick McGee describes snow emergencies and new totals from "Winter Storm Fern", with the Midwest, East Coast, and Southern states bracing for ice and snow.
• Tom and Chick muse about lost fun due to extreme cold: “It’s too cold to go sledding all next week!” (03:19 – Tom)
• Sledding nostalgia, “Don’t break a hip sledding,” jokes from team members (03:53 – Christy, Chick).

Notable Quote

• “We couldn’t open the door to our barracks. We had to climb out of the second-floor windows. I was never as happy as the day I left that place.” – Listener Jeremy’s letter (01:22)

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2. Childhood Toys: Mr. Potato Head & Sweet Potato Song (07:26 – 22:34)

• Nostalgia for the original Mr. Potato Head, which used real potatoes.
• The origins of creative play: from cucumbers to sweet potatoes, vegetables were fair game.
• Pat Godwin performs the “Sweet Potato Poop” song by request, bringing laughter and off-color humor.

Memorable Moment

• “The regular potato gives you the option of making multiracial—you can have a diverse group of potatoes!” – Chick McGee (47:09)

Timestamp: Sweet Potato Song

• Pat Godwin’s live performance: [20:47]

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3. Super Bowl Party Food Debates (40:46 – 44:11)

• Chick finds last year’s “top Super Bowl snacks” list.
• Shock as baked potatoes are the #1 listed food in five states (California, Montana, Nevada, Oregon, Washington).
• The team derides and debates practical party foods: “Rare is the football game that... well, what, you have chives and sour cream?” (38:33 – Chick)
• Pat Godwin sings a “baked potato” jingle.

Quotes

• “I have never been to a Super Bowl party with baked potatoes.” – Chick McGee (38:06)
• “You get chives and sour cream... cheese, chili... pour it over a baked potato, delightful.” – Team (38:32)

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4. Offbeat News: True Crime Restaurant, Football Thefts & Hippos (09:16 – 36:44)

• A restaurant serving the actual last meals of serial killers sparks both revulsion and fascination among the crew.
• John Wayne Gacy’s last meal: “Twelve fried shrimp, a bucket of original KFC, fries, and a pound of strawberries.” (10:21 – Chick)
• Discussion of region-specific mascots—including the Texas Hutto Hippos; “All over town, there are miniature hippos in people’s yards.” (35:40 – Listener letter)
• Brief talk about a theft inspired by Animal House, teased for later.

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5. Special Guest Segment: Stephen Singer & The Steven Singer Singers (81:24 – 109:43)

• Musical interludes with Annie and Amy (the Steven Singer Singers), joined by pianist Michael Reed.
• Audience is treated to multiple renditions of the “I Hate Steven Singer” jingle.
• Stephen Singer promotes his Valentine’s roses and shares anecdotes about the jewelry business, including how to spot men shopping for both wives and side-pieces.

Notable Quotes

• “Other salesmen hate him. That’s where it comes from.” – Chick, on the origin of “I Hate Steven Singer” (82:55)
• “My mom still listens. She thinks you guys are the greatest… she thinks you’re very hip.” – Stephen Singer, discussing his 87-year-old mother (156:00)

Timestamps

• First jingle: [82:18];
• Singer Q&A + comedy: [85:51 – 88:02, 139:46 – 143:48]

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6. Sports Updates & Listener Letters (14:07 – 28:44, 59:48 – 62:32)

• Winter storm’s impact (or lack thereof) on major NFL games this weekend.
• Nostalgic nods to iconic sports movies and calls (Breaking Away, Hoosiers).
• A robust batch of listener e-mails prompts debate and laughter on everything from Abba movies to classroom pranks.

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7. Al Jackson: Slang Lessons & Standup Preview (122:43 – 132:44)

• Al Jackson joins from Colorado, both to promote his run at The Comedy Fort and to school Tom on mid-90s slang.
• Word lesson: “Front Street” means confronting someone publicly – to which Tom supplies a very “cop-like” usage (“That’s extraordinarily dope of you”). (130:47)

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8. Offbeat News Roundup & Comedy Closes (144:13 – 154:51)

• Kansas City man repeatedly sells and steals back cars via Facebook Marketplace.
• Pittsburgh man steals a $30k harp, jumps naked into the river.
• “Animal House” inspired theft: A brisket and steak thief stuffs meat down his pants at a kosher supermarket.

Favorite Joke

• “You know how they caught him? Harpoon.” – Tom, about the harp thief (147:45)

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9. Jeff Oskay’s “Failed to Mention” News Lounge (136:28 – 139:30)

• Jeff, donning a pink jacket and surrounded by fog and disco, brings his signature rapid-fire “what you failed to mention…” punchlines.

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• “We couldn't open the door ... had to climb out of the second floor windows.” – Jeremy (Listener letter, 01:22)
• Sweet Potato Poop Song – Pat Godwin, [20:47]
• “Do you know the voice of Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story? … ‘You hockey puck.’” – Chick, with reveal: Don Rickles (47:41)
• Baked Potato Song – Pat Godwin, [42:28]
• “We are all car people. … Christy Lee is our Hyundai girl.” – Chick, Palisade plug (11:11)
• "He usually spends more on the girlfriend than the wife." – Stephen Singer on jewelry for wives vs. side-pieces (141:31)
• "When you give that to your woman, she will absolutely get... You won’t get laid, but she may!"" – Stephen Singer, on buying jewelry (99:38)
• “Front Street means to call somebody out publicly, to put them on the spot.” – Al Jackson (128:28 onward)
• “If you see a man and his penis is out, I see that as a potential threat … and potential arrest.” – Chick, on penile study (103:02)
• Jeff Oskay’s kicker: “Now he’s participating in the don’t get your booty hole violated challenge.” (138:05)

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Recurring Themes and Show Tone

• Warm, irreverent, quick-to-riff humor
• Recurrent playful jabs among panelists about age, fashion, and language
• Interactive: numerous listener e-mails woven into segments
• Blending news, nostalgia, music, and advertisements with comedic spin
• Show’s tone: light, rapid, and good-naturedly edgy

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Conclusion

This installment of The BOB & TOM Show is a tour through nostalgia, regional quirks, cold-weather frustrations, and the funhouse of modern pop-culture—aided by a steady stream of running jokes, audience interaction, live musical comedy, and a very game set of in-studio guests. From Super Bowl cuisine to Junkyard car scams, from Mr. Potato Head to Valentine’s jewelry, it’s packed with segments as rich as a seven-layer dip—and much more digestible for your nerves!

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Notable Segments Timestamps:

• Winter Storm Letters – 00:40 – 06:40
• Mr. Potato Head/Sweet Potato Song – 07:26 – 22:34
• “Baked Potato Song” – 42:28
• Stephen Singer & Singers Segment – 81:24 – 109:43, 135:26 – 153:11
• Jeff Oskay’s “Failed to Mention” – 136:28 – 139:30
• Al Jackson’s Slang – 122:43 – 132:44
• Animal House Meat Theft – 153:21 – 154:51

Quote to remember:
"We're the Steven Singer Singers on Bob & Tom—iHatestevenSinger.com!" – Steven Singer Singers (Various)

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Transcript

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Salutations. Good. Good day. It's the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold. Hey. He's over there at the I hate Stephen Singer, sidekick Share. Steven Singer, our guest today in the house. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom. Hello, Chick McGee. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I want to get right to our letters if you don't mind. I got a quick one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my goodness. All right.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking yesterday about what's the most snow you've ever been in.

[Tom Griswold]

Been a part of. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And we referenced a friend of ours, used to, used to work here actually. The DJ Carl Rock and roll Russo. And Carl's also a volunteer fireman and he sent us a photograph of his. Remember this? Of his from the inside his house. And the snow went all the way up to the top of the door.

[Christy Lee]

See that? My claustrophobia would kill me.

[Chick McGee]

He. And he was in Buffalo.

[Christy Lee]

How do you get out?

[Chick McGee]

Shovel.

[Christy Lee]

How do you shovel? You shovel into your house.

[Chick McGee]

You can't do that. Into the sink.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a good idea.

[Chick McGee]

So I got this letter. This is from Mr. P. He writes the deepest snow I ever dealt with. I was stationed in northern New York in the army. We couldn't open the door to our barracks. We had to climb out of the second floor windows. I was never as happy as the day I left that place. Thank you. Thank you, Jeremy.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm dead serious. How do you get out of that if you're in a one story house and the snow is up to your door? Have you ever thought about that?

[Chick McGee]

A tunnel? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean I would run like into it just to try to get a dent going. And then just.

[Chick McGee]

And then I remember we talked to Carl. I remember he was saying when they had emergency runs. Obviously I bring it up in the context of what they're calling winter storm. Fern.

[Tom Griswold]

Fern.

[Chick McGee]

I just listened to the latest. Interestingly enough, there is some pretty. For example, they're expecting several inches of snow in Dallas, Texas, just to give you a quick look. See here. Cincinnati, 8 to 11 inches. Lexington, Kentucky and Louisville are both going to get double digit totals of snow.

[Tom Griswold]

I think my boys in Austin are going to get some snow too. Maybe. Certainly ice.

[Chick McGee]

The real serious thing is going to be ice. Charleston, West Virginia. Several inches. Charleston, South Carolina. A wintry mix. The lovely combination of Sleet and freezing rain.

[Pat Godwin]

Slushies.

[Tom Griswold]

Slushies.

[Chick McGee]

But a huge swath of the country. This is like, what is it? Texas? Then it's going to end up going all the way up the East Coast.

[Christy Lee]

New England, they say.

[Chick McGee]

Hitting. Hitting a lot of the Midwest. Anyway. It's serious business with incredibly cold temperatures. And that's the worst part, because I was thinking, obviously, where we live, it looks like Monday school's not going to happen, which is fine, but looks like it's gonna be too cold to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Sledding all next week.

[Chick McGee]

Check local history in the minus column.

[Tom Griswold]

Single digits.

[Chick McGee]

I guess we can tough it out.

[Christy Lee]

We have no other option, dude.

[Chick McGee]

Well, of course I meant sledding.

[Tom Griswold]

You would always say it's the end of January. This happens.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. We would tough it out as kids.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Haven't you skied in weather that was really.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's just not as much fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I. I don't know. I. I've got all my stuff ready to go sledding, so.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got your stuff all ready to go sledding?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Don't break a hip sledding.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not gonna break a hip sledding. I'm in good shape.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine?

[Christy Lee]

I know you're in great sled with the girls.

[Chick McGee]

Do you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I hope you do.

[Chick McGee]

Why wouldn't you do? I have one of those wooden toboggans. They're great.

[Christy Lee]

You get mine that flips up at the bottom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. You get like four or five people on them and they always start going sideways right before you get to the bottom and everyone falls off. They're great.

[Tom Griswold]

Those weigh about 500 pounds, don't they? Wooden toboggans? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They're not too. They're fun.

[Stephen Singer]

They're great.

[Chick McGee]

But. Yeah, I. But when I say, I've got my stuff ready, I've got my gator, My face. What do you call it? Baklava. What are those called? Balaclava. You know, the things that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The astronauts wear. Yeah. And lots.

[Tom Griswold]

Face masks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Lots of things the astronauts wear.

[Christy Lee]

Things the astronauts wear.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just thinking about. I was just looking at a picture of one of the astronauts. The astronauts go sledding, they wear those headgear things. Yeah. That's the cool thing about the space shuttle. It's. You get to go wee all the way down. Wait a minute. It's a space station.

[Tom Griswold]

So when things are slow over there, you just start looking at pictures of astronauts?

[Chick McGee]

No, we have a story. A story this morning about some Astronauts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Got it. What do you mean, oh boy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, astronauts, NASA, the whole thing. We're gearing up the space, aren't we? We're going to go back to the moon.

[Chick McGee]

For those of you, the next one they're going to serve. They're going to circle the moon. They're not going to land on it this time, but they're going to eventually land back on it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they just land if they're going up there.

[Chick McGee]

How many times we have to tell you so much of contemporary technology. We can thank the brilliant engineers out there. I'd like to thank them right now. They don't enough credit all the men and women who invent all this cool stuff that you love about your life. You can sit, you can sit in your home and watch television thanks to all these great satellites. How did they get there? NASA, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Where'd you think they came from?

[Tom Griswold]

I, I think they could have.

[Chick McGee]

Somalia.

[Tom Griswold]

Their space program business could have done all that. Okay, well, you grew up at a time when the astronauts were considered heroes and they all drove Corvettes and they, they made a impression on you.

[Chick McGee]

The Wii 7.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, whatever that means. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The original seven astronauts.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Including we.

[Pat Godwin]

Seven is when they, they first tried it with a smaller shuttle and dwarfs.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

And so they. Because they thought, hey, we'll save money.

[Tom Griswold]

We'Ll save fuel, save weight to get exactly up into space.

[Chick McGee]

That would be smaller. Wouldn't it be great in an alternate universe if that had actually been required? They needed. They needed adults, but they had to be under four feet.

[Pat Godwin]

Sort of like a time bandits of NASA.

[Chick McGee]

God, that would be great. And, and you'd have to find brave people that were small of stature.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and I'm sure there are many, of course, don't get me wrong here. But yeah, we do have astronaut news coming up today and some interesting things in the world of sports. Chick McGee has made his picks for the big sports weekend in the NFL.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The Chick McGee on Instagram. Go check that out.

[Chick McGee]

And we have.

[Tom Griswold]

And also I'm going to have a picture of Christie's top this morning on my Instagram page.

[Christy Lee]

What's wrong with my top?

[Tom Griswold]

It's quite nothing wrong. It's. It's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Embroidered jacket.

[Tom Griswold]

It's almost three. It's almost 3D. The flowers seem to be.

[Pat Godwin]

I think Dolly. Dolly would like it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's got a southern vibe to it. A little country.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Dolly would like that.

[Christy Lee]

Like a nudie Porter Wagner.

[Chick McGee]

Pardon? Or the sheep.

[Pat Godwin]

Dolly Parton. Not Dolly the cloned sheep.

[Christy Lee]

You're saying I look like a sheep thing?

[Pat Godwin]

Although Porter Wagner.

[Chick McGee]

No, he was saying.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know which one he would have chosen. Country boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Any port in the storm.

[Chick McGee]

Also coming up, we have an important Mr. Potato Head update.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding me?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this one is.

[Chick McGee]

This is a really interesting story. You know, it ties in with something else we've been talking about a great deal. We have a William Shatner update.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't they used to. I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, do you ever play Mashed Potato? Mashed Potato Head.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

You just put the eyes and lips in a big pile of mashed potatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say they used to use cucumbers and. And pumpkins and all other vegetables other than potatoes because you could just stick.

[Pat Godwin]

Those things in anything.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going cucumbers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Because the original, as we talked about, the original Mr.

[Christy Lee]

Potato Head had spikes on the end.

[Chick McGee]

You would use potatoes, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Now they give you a plastic potato, which.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever try that sweet potato thing? You put it in water and it grows. You ever do that?

[Pat Godwin]

We did it like grade school or.

[Tom Griswold]

Junior high or something. Yeah. Leaves and stuff. Next thing you know, taking over your kitchen.

[Christy Lee]

Beautiful plants.

[Chick McGee]

We actually have a request again for that, Pat Godwin. This bubbling under classic about sweet potatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's something.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, we have a legit request for it, Pat. We love hearing from you and your requests. You can reach us Bob and [e-mail].

[Tom Griswold]

And this is a legit request.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Right here in my stack. I'll have to dig it up somewhere. It's. Anyways, there's quite a few pieces of paper. That's why he's chuckling. Hey, look, it's somewhere in here. We'll get. We'll get to it. Also an interesting study involving hundreds of men and women about the length of the male member and has kind of an evolutionary twist to it.

[Pat Godwin]

You say you want an evolution, so we'll. We'll.

[Chick McGee]

And. And by the way. Oh, then also we have a story about. Have you heard about this true crime restaurant?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

They're expanding.

[Pat Godwin]

Tasteless.

[Chick McGee]

They.

[Pat Godwin]

No pun intended. It just seems.

[Chick McGee]

No, they serve.

[Tom Griswold]

They stick you up for your wallet when the bill goes.

[Chick McGee]

No, they serve famous last meals.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, weird.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding me? Of serial killers.

[Pat Godwin]

That's weird.

[Christy Lee]

That's terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not good.

[Christy Lee]

That is a creepy idea. They're.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but at the same time, they're.

[Christy Lee]

Going to haunt you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. That's Good stuff, though.

[Christy Lee]

I bet they're going to haunt you. Well, yeah, Right.

[Pat Godwin]

What a Dahmer one.

[Chick McGee]

I think I've got that, actually. Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, his last meal was whatever, and that was in the commissary before he got mopped.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say somebody ordered Kentucky Fried Chicken. Yep, something like that.

[Chick McGee]

You're exactly correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is a great meal.

[Chick McGee]

I have a whole bunch of them. Dahmer didn't have one because he was murdered in prison.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Timothy McVeigh had two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

[Pat Godwin]

Timothy McVeigh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This is.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes. I don't want to talk about these people.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and the chicken chick. You're right. John Wayne Gacy had the 12 fried shrimp and a bucket of original recipe KFC, a side of fries and a pound of strawberries.

[Tom Griswold]

Original. Way to go, kfc.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

My opinion.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Original kfc. This is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

This would be a huge KFC weekend because a lot of people are going to be hunkered down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I probably shouldn't say this so I can get there before everybody else does, but also, people go out and they all. They'll buy. What is it? Bread, Milk.

[Christy Lee]

I went to two stores yesterday. It was a little busy.

[Chick McGee]

Today will be the day.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a video online of a grocery store in Nashville that it looks like after Armageddon, all the shelves are empty. And I don't know if it's AI or not. I have to say that about everything. Now that I see.

[Chick McGee]

But I see. I don't know right now. I want to say we are all car people. We all have vehicles that we enjoy and love. And Christy Lee is our Hyundai girl.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. I love my Hyundai.

[Chick McGee]

And I want to tell you about the Hyundai Palisade hybrid. First of all, this thing has a range of 600 plus miles. It's also got those captain's chairs in the back seat, so you can get to the way way back. It's got a lot of room in there. You can get everybody in there. And as someone who's experienced this, I will urge all parents about once every two weeks, you have to go into the way back, where you never go, where the kids are back there doing stuff, because you're going to find in those cup holders a variety of goops. Oh, look, are we creating penicillin back here? No, that's a milkshake from last week. It's the Hyundai Palisade. They can do everything except clean the cup holders in the back. You have to do that. Yourself. It's the hybrid Hyundai Palisade with 600 plus miles of range. Kristi Lee, tell me more.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it's a wonderful vehicle. Seat 7. As Tom mentioned, it has a driver assist. It has smart, what is that called? Cruise control, which I love. That means you can't get too close to the guy in front of you. So it's a very nice safety feature. The car is amazing. Heated seats, cooling seats. You get what you, I mean, whatever you want. It's like driving a rocket ship. The Hyundai.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

I love it. And you get great gas mileage all in the same car.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Once again, it's the Hyundai Palisade. Go to Hyundai USA.com or call 562-314-4603 for details. Hyundai USA.com Also, coming up, an interesting theft that I think may have been influenced by the movie Animal House. We'll see what I'm talking about when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Get ready for the Rush with Max Crosby. It's time. Don't miss the behind the scenes moments everyone's talking about, regardless of what they say. I'll take the fine. I don't care. All pro defensive end Max Crosby takes you beyond the field with exclusive insights. I could say this because I've played them. This is the rush. You guys already know what time it is.

[Tom Griswold]

It was fire.

[Chick McGee]

And we'll be right back on the pod and we'll be talking about it next week. The Rush with Max Crosby. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Center.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there's Pat Gowen.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Got one. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Speaking of certain states, it's interesting that this gigantic storm is going to hit. I just read something like 150 million people, but it's not going to affect, it would appear in any major way either of the big football games in the NFL this weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Seattle and Denver. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, which is, I guess, great for football, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. You want to, you want a snow globe?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially for a championship.

[Chick McGee]

I would like some snow in the Denver area, particularly west of Denver in these ski Areas, but everyone else is going to be getting it. Could we loan the snow from the south and the Midwest to Colorado for a week?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I know that's what everyone is worried about.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, if only we could get some snow for skiing everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

First I got to get this my.

[Chick McGee]

Car out of the tree.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If only this snow were up on the mountain.

[Chick McGee]

I could see that's where it's supposed to be. There's a big drought. There's of no moisture in Utah and Colorado. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Tom, I'm tone down. Well, there's what you say.

[Chick McGee]

I've tried to give a positive and a negative. Oh, it's, there's not going to be horrific. Can you imagine if this.

[Tom Griswold]

Dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, tone down.

[Chick McGee]

But if they were getting whatever they're expecting with 16 inches of snow in certain parts of upstate New York, can you imagine if they were playing in Buffalo? Oh, I see what it would be like. So I'm saying, yeah, it's a positive for the NFL because a big day of football watching on Sunday when the, this major storm is hitting.

[Christy Lee]

So the games are in Seattle and Denver, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Uh huh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So.

[Chick McGee]

But I just, I was trying to put a positive spin on it. Then I was saying, wouldn't it be nice if we could somehow steer all that snow to the place we needed?

[Pat Godwin]

Then you were saying. You're telling us what you just said one minute ago.

[Chick McGee]

You don't seem to understand. You don't seem to understand.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, we understand the importance of this.

[Pat Godwin]

You often mistake our either uninterest anger at what you say or for not.

[Chick McGee]

Understanding and no, it's just your lack of sophistication and not appreciating the beauty of skeeg.

[Pat Godwin]

You know?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

How to appreciate our honest response.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's fine. You think everybody's an elitist prick, but that's not true.

[Chick McGee]

That's good because there's no more room up here for the elitist pricks. I am taking up that space with my friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you and you philistines can a.

[Chick McGee]

Mirror sit there and watch your dumb TV shows all weekend on.

[Christy Lee]

All right, and what are you going to do?

[Chick McGee]

No, I hope to go sledding, but it may be too cold.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I hope you do get to go sl.

[Chick McGee]

Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Something bad's going to happen and he's going to have this extrapolated version of how I broke my leg skiing. The snowboarder came out of nowhere.

[Chick McGee]

Well, again, he had a snowboarding. Snowboarding is to skiing. What a. A bucket of diarrhea is to hollandaise sauce.

[Pat Godwin]

So it must bother you some. Like if there were a bunch of snow to hit that the skiing area. It does benefit the snowboarders, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's unfortunate. I'm working on. I'm working on a system to. There are a few places that discriminate. I'd be in favor of separate but equal. What is it? Plessy versus Ferguson. Which one is. I can't remember. I got a nice letter here about Christie.

[Tom Griswold]

Emails from our listeners brought to you by Hyundai, the all new Hyundai Palisade hybrid. Learn how it's so much more than just another SUV@Hyundai USA.com Christy, yesterday I.

[Chick McGee]

Mentioned that you look kind of like a lumberjack.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Because you had that nice red check.

[Pat Godwin]

Red.

[Chick McGee]

Black check.

[Christy Lee]

Buffalo check.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, when Christy wears her cold weather gear, as you put it, puts on that quote, butch look. I didn't mean it that way.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't say it that way. You didn't say butch look.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. A butch look would be you don't look butch at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe a lipstick butch. Isn't that. Is that what they say?

[Chick McGee]

No, that's the opposite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but in any event, I like lipstick. When Christie wears her flannel, you refer to her as a lumberjack girl. I was aghast. You of all people would be unfamiliar with the proper term lumberjill.

[Tom Griswold]

There is a lumberjill, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

This comes to us from Chris and Peoria, longtime listener. Thanks, Chris.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Chris. I was a lumberjill.

[Chick McGee]

Lumberjill.

[Pat Godwin]

Christine.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a lumberjill and I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

And then coming up, we have a Mr. Potato Head update.

[Christy Lee]

Then I won't wash my hands.

[Chick McGee]

And we have a letter. Unfortunately, as you can start laughing now, I have misplaced this request that we had for Pat to play his Sweet Potato song.

[Tom Griswold]

I misplaced it. And you made a big damn deal of it being a legitimate request.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, I was reviewing a number of. I have a stack of probably a hundred requests here.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

It's in here. Oh, here it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me see it.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. Right there.

[Pat Godwin]

Date.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have a date on it.

[Pat Godwin]

Curious, because you say you have this huge stack of requests. What's the date?

[Chick McGee]

Monday, January 19th.

[Pat Godwin]

Not bad. Not bad at all.

[Chick McGee]

20, 20, 26.

[Tom Griswold]

We used to do a stack. What do we call it? Stacker requests.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

You kept all of your. The emails that would come in and we had, like, requests from three years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I have.

[Tom Griswold]

He would have Them.

[Chick McGee]

Is that email from Pat Godwin dot com? No, no, it's from Mr. Huff.

[Christy Lee]

Huff.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Well.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he always leaves upset. Yeah, always. Every single time. No matter what you say.

[Chick McGee]

Please have Patty G play his great song about sweet potatoes. I was humming that song all last week. Could not get it out of my head. Thanks for the company while I'm at work. That's from Mr. Huff in Missouri. Ah, the Missouri Huffs.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't that sound like some kind of. Some sort of. Sort of system of mountains and. Well, I'm gonna go to the Ozarks, and we're gonna have to pass through the Missouri Huffs.

[Tom Griswold]

Best time to go Missouri Huffs is in the winter.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

I was in the Missouri house one time. Got sodomized by some hillbilly I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Sodomize.

[Pat Godwin]

That'll happen in the old offices.

[Chick McGee]

Don't run a gas. Don't run a gas to Missouri Huffs.

[Pat Godwin]

You get your rear rammed.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, anyway, Sweet Potatoes was it.

[Pat Godwin]

You're ruining my sweet little song. We love this.

[Chick McGee]

Does this song need to set up? No, it's. Write what you know, baby. I'm a guy who does his business.

[Pat Godwin]

At home I'm in and out fast.

[Chick McGee]

I like to be alone Then my.

[Pat Godwin]

Doctor put me on a new diet Superfoods.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'll try it.

[Pat Godwin]

He says I eat sweet potatoes but holy cow I'm at the drugstore and my ass says now took a sweet potato poop out of CVS Sweet potato poop oh, sweet potato poop There was a girl in the john Taking a pregnancy test oh, sweet potato poop, sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Potato poop oh, I called, calmed with.

[Pat Godwin]

No warning, no brown alert I had sweet potato pie for dessert I'm at Sunday service and out of the blue I gotta go but I'm stuck in.

[Chick McGee]

A pew Took a sweet potato poop.

[Pat Godwin]

At my church Sweet potato poop, sweet potato poop and those grunts and gases don't sound like burps Sweet potato poop, sweet potato, hot sugar Sweet potato poop Blew up the can Sweet potato poop.

[Chick McGee]

Is what you're supposed to sing Sweet.

[Pat Godwin]

Potato, they called it cleanly where's our, where's our leader? Don't leave me hanging Sweet potato poop.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweet potato poop they called a cleanup.

[Pat Godwin]

Crew and a fireman Sweet potato poop, sweet potato pod.

[Chick McGee]

To try to sing with I know you never it's hard to follow me.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, the song just started, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

What, what, what? You know this one? Hey. Well, thank you very much, Pat what now? Why is the woman having a pregnancy test in the bathroom at a cvn? Cuz it gets a laugh.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why she needed to know right away. I'm doing it now.

[Chick McGee]

The ladies room was locked cuz there's somebody in there. She had to go into the men's room.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, nice. Oh, remember that commercial they were running a few years ago? Or the.

[Al Jackson]

They're.

[Chick McGee]

They're doing the pregnancy test and it shows that she's pregnant and the couple's so happy and you. They're hugging each other. You kind of wonder if they originally thought, you know, maybe we should do the other way. I promise you probably, probably didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Two dudes.

[Chick McGee]

Two dudes high fiving outside the cvs. Oh my gosh. Then it pans over to a condom. Brack.

[Christy Lee]

You never had to sit through that scare, have you? Or you wouldn't be joking.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my lord. What's happening? Tom, your thoughts.

[Chick McGee]

Now? We have Chick McGee across the way. Do you have any letters over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Baba Tom show. I love abba.

[Christy Lee]

Yay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you hear that? He loves that. This is John. I love abba, but I'm not a fan of Mamma Mia. Don't like any of the actors in Mamma Mia Media.

[Christy Lee]

Oh come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, all this abitok. I. I did re watch Muriel's Wedding.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a great movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful, wonderful wedding.

[Pat Godwin]

That's primarily abba.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Toni Collette.

[Pat Godwin]

Love her.

[Tom Griswold]

So go watch Muriel's Wedding. And Rachel Griffiths in that. And it says. I believe Chick will agree. It holds up. Yes, it does. Very, very. It's a wonderful. Have you ever seen Muriel's Wedding? No, you would not like what I'd call a gem.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, yes.

[Chick McGee]

But all the music is by abba.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Down under.

[Pat Godwin]

Now speaking of abba though, Stephanie says have you heard of the ABBA concert in London? Apparently this is going on. No, the four members original perform their music but they're digital versions of themselves.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we had this.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay. Because they appeared in 79. Huh. And it also features a live 10 piece band. She says it's great.

[Christy Lee]

Is that in the West End? I remember seeing a lot of, don't know, a lot of signage.

[Chick McGee]

It was a hologram or whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

But she says she's been three separate times.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Nobody can sing Abba like Abba.

[Christy Lee]

I would love to have seen him in seven years.

[Chick McGee]

Bob and Tom. This is from Mr. Canton in New York.

[Christy Lee]

Not in Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

Not in Ohio. I was listening to you guys Talking about how there should be more movies with animals. Talking. Have you seen the trailer of Tom's favorite person, Hugh Jackman, in a movie called the Sheep Detectives? I have not. No. I know. I've heard about it, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really? Are they sheep who are detectives?

[Christy Lee]

Is this a new movie?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's just coming out. I was reading about it. It's Good Cop, Bad Cop.

[Pat Godwin]

I love it. Pat, if that's.

[Tom Griswold]

If they're not doing that, that's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

That's got to be in there. I would hope it's really beautiful. But apparently this guy reads detective stories to his sheep and then he is found dead and the sheep solve the mystery.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, that sounds good. That sounds good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, the more. The more far out the premise of something like this, the better.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

So I'll certainly look forward to that, especially if it's. If it's got Hugh Jackman. Oh, good news for the movie. The movie song Sung Blue.

[Pat Godwin]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

Kate Hudson nominated for an Academy Award, Best supporting actress. Yeah, she's great in that movie, too. So that was certainly nice.

[Pat Godwin]

We talked a little bit about alternative curse words. Here's one I've never heard. Comes to us from Adam in southern Oregon. He says, my dad's wife says, well, torque my Twinkie.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Pat Godwin]

You guys ever heard that? No.

[Chick McGee]

Does she say that?

[Pat Godwin]

She does torque my Twinkie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, it's.

[Chick McGee]

I would think twerking a Twinkie would be very painful.

[Tom Griswold]

It's cream filled.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That could go either way, right?

[Chick McGee]

Or it could be test.

[Pat Godwin]

Go ahead, Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. The floor is yours. I was gonna say twist my. Either way, it's. Either way, it's bad.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and Tom. This is from Brenda in Wisconsin. When my husband was in high school, he was the music. The music teacher had a great sense of humor, so he was the student. The teacher obviously was great at one of their concerts, quote, unquote, someone put a Playboy centerfold in the score of the first piece they were playing. Oh, the director never broke, Just turned the page and continued conducting. Thank you, Brenda. I wonder who that someone was. Your crazy husband.

[Chick McGee]

Now, one of the few times I agree with Tom writes LTL from Tucson, Arizona.

[Christy Lee]

I love Tucson.

[Chick McGee]

Paul Dooley, when he says refund, is the funniest line in the movie Breaking away.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, well, that's okay. That's. That is totally fair. But that's not a comedy per se.

[Tom Griswold]

No, absolutely not.

[Pat Godwin]

So to say that's the funniest line in a movie that isn't a comedy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's many comic elements to it. We were just talking about great movies about sports in a way. And of course, Hoosiers, the classic in. In the wake of the big IU win in the college football championship, they'll call that movie.

[Christy Lee]

They can't call it Hoosiers because, you know there's gonna be a movie about this.

[Chick McGee]

You think so? Plays like a movie.

[Christy Lee]

Sure does.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Just a story about a football team that did well.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never seen that on the cinema.

[Chick McGee]

They are talking about a sculpture of the touchdown.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

With Fernando. Yeah, that's. There's supposedly.

[Tom Griswold]

That's in the.

[Chick McGee]

That. Yeah. There are certain plays in football that certain bars and certain places have on continuous. I know there's a famous Barry Krause play at Alabama when there is some bar you walk into and it just shows it over and over again.

[Christy Lee]

Seriously?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing it's Barry Krause's bar. That's what. I'm guessing.

[Chick McGee]

A refund. And Paul Dooley is in the great movie Breaking Away.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Which I would highly recommend. What's coming up in sports?

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up in sports? We got the NFL, AFC, NFC championship game this weekend. The heated rivalry, HBO series, and the Olympics will. We'll talk about it. And another new coach in the NFL was named yesterday. And salute to hippos from our email.

[Chick McGee]

All right, right now, I want to remind you that Java House is something special around here. It's the official beverage service of the Bob and Tom Show. Java House. They've got. Let's see, they've got coffee, of course, including exotic coffee, espresso, et cetera, et cetera. Lattes, you know what I'm talking about. Plus hot cocoa or even cool chocolate. Java House. Everything comes in little pods. You pour them and add water, hot or cold, and voila, there you go. Also, Java House features some very, very handy things like energy drinks and hydration drinks. And again, they come in small pods. You just add water and you are ready to go. Java House has all your break room needs and the needs for your house. I mean, this would be a good weekend to hunker down, maybe take a little Java House pod, pour it over vanilla ice cream. Delightful. Get everything that you need to know about Java House by going to Javahouse.com once again, the official beverage service of the Bob and Tom show, our break room full of Java House pods. You peel, you pour, and you're ready to go. Espresso, latte, coffee. Yesterday you were drinking a green tea.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I was.

[Chick McGee]

I prefer the black tea. But, you know, that's all about freedom of choice. That's what Java House stands for. And ease of production. Once again, the official beverage service of the Bob and Tom show is Java House. Coming up, NFL News. Interesting theft that may have been inspired by the movie Animal House on the way. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules or just scroll down.

[Pat Godwin]

To the bottom of the page and see contest rul.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

It's back.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, it's Dan Bongino. I've got some big news for you. Starting February 2nd, the show is back.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

The Dan Bongino show is relaunching and we're going bigger than ever. Join me live on rumble.com Monday through Friday, 10am to noon Eastern. We'll cover the stories that matter, Cut through all the garbage and get to the truth.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't catch it live. No problem.

[Chick McGee]

Grab the audio. Wherever you get your podcasts. Remember February 2nd, the return to the Dan Bongino Show. Don't miss it.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin and his guitar and his organ. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

They have a technical question. I was just trying to deal with Pat Godwin on the hallway and is. Is a. I know that a diva. Is it like a. A problem? A problem opera singer. That's difficult. Is a male diva a devo?

[Pat Godwin]

I think it is now.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay, well.

[Tom Griswold]

Or a Godwin. Either way.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, our devo is in the other room rehearsing.

[Pat Godwin]

Was he really being a devo or were you giving him a problem?

[Chick McGee]

No, no. He was being difficult. Okay. These artists.

[Tom Griswold]

I almost always disagree with Tom, but not in this case.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we don't have the man here.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Certainly he can't defend himself.

[Chick McGee]

Good. And he can't hear us either because he's rehearsing something in the other room. We've got a special musical treat coming up today. Also, you were mentioning the. Perhaps the story of the. The Indiana Hoosiers football team might be a movie because you've got the famous story about the. What is it? Mylan and the movie Hoosiers. Small town, guys. It's a great movie, but you can't name the movie. Like Hoosiers 2.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

How about the Signetti Kid? Steve McQueen? Cincinnati Kid? Anyone?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm aware of the.

[Christy Lee]

I was thinking.

[Pat Godwin]

I've seen the Cincinnati Kid, basically. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe Joan Blondell.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Too soon.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right? Maybe not.

[Chick McGee]

I think you're. I think it's.

[Tom Griswold]

You're talking about the Indiana Hoosiers in the National Collegiate Football Championship. Well, here's the Spanish call. Fernando Mendoza's.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Hack radio.

[Tom Griswold]

Touchdown. Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Can you believe they have different words and stuff?

[Chick McGee]

Can you play the very beginning again? Because that's my favorite part.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Mendoza.

[Chick McGee]

That is great. Of course, of a Cuban heritage. And that's just a wonderful bit of. You don't like that audio, Josh?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't like when we do that. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How about us? What if we did it in Japanese?

[Pat Godwin]

None of it. It's all. It's just. All we do is go. Oh, yeah. That sounds different than what we would have said.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I would argue that it's underscoring the cultural diversity of our country. And you know how open minded I am.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning, Bob and Tom show. This letter starts yesterday's show. Whenever this was. You were talking about hippos. We talk about hippos a lot.

[Chick McGee]

It seems like we had a thing about hippo. Teeth were ground up in. What was it, the 1500s. Did we ever do.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we did.

[Chick McGee]

And it was used as a cure.

[Pat Godwin]

All because we did. Also poop was used for hair growth.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I smear it on your. Anyway, you guys also like school mascots? Well, this is from Chris in Texas. I grew up in hutto, Texas, about 25 miles from Austin, Texas. Our mascot was the hippos. Is. Is the hippo.

[Chick McGee]

How do they spell hutto?

[Tom Griswold]

H, U, T, T, O. There he is. There he is outside.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a real hippo?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, is that a real hippo?

[Chick McGee]

Thing is huge.

[Christy Lee]

They wouldn't have a real hippo mask.

[Chick McGee]

They have a real steer down Texas.

[Christy Lee]

Let me tell you why.

[Pat Godwin]

Dry there.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a real hippo. That's what Tom just saw.

[Christy Lee]

Housing a steer and housing a hippo, very different.

[Chick McGee]

I'd love to go to a game where there was a hippo running around the field.

[Pat Godwin]

I would do.

[Tom Griswold]

We are the only school in the country who has a hippo as a mascot. All over town there are miniature hippos in people's yards and businesses that decorate. They decorate them and paint them. Tons of community pride in Hutto keep up the great work. I love your show. That's fun.

[Chick McGee]

That's cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Christy, the zoo you work at, do they have hippos?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we do not have hippos. We have rhinos.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, but I want to feed a hippo with, like, a whole watermelon.

[Chick McGee]

We don't want to get in back of one. No, no, no, no. I mean, famously.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

They have spin their tail. Yeah. It's like. It's like a helicopter move. You talk about the poop hitting the fan. They invented that concept.

[Christy Lee]

There is a zoo close to here that has.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen them.

[Christy Lee]

Cincinnati.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. St. Louis Zoo does, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Hippos are surly, Right? Aren't they?

[Pat Godwin]

They're very mean, territorial.

[Chick McGee]

They kill many people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're very dangerous, wild.

[Chick McGee]

Not at the zoo so far.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, typically at the zoo, they don't.

[Chick McGee]

Unless you're one of those morons that gets stoned and climbs in because you think you're bonding with them tele telepathically. You know those guys. But every couple. Every couple of years, some guy climbs in the lion cage. I was just speaking to the lion in my head.

[Christy Lee]

I just wanted to pet him.

[Chick McGee]

He won't hurt me. Yeah. Well, we have to move on here. Coming up, we have a special guest or two today, actually.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Got a couple very interesting things going on, and we're going to have some special musical artists joining us today. Do you have any more letters over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob at Tom Show. I don't want to start a panic or cause a shortage. All right, it says, but with the AFC NFC Championship games coming up Sunday, the Super bowl is not that long off. True. Not that far off. So it's not too soon to start getting your baked potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Holy cow, I forgot about that.

[Tom Griswold]

For the super bowl baked potato bar that everyone has in the United States. That's right. You don't want to get caught watching the big game without America's favorite Super bowl snack, baked potato.

[Chick McGee]

I objected to this last year.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you championed it, and we all objected to it. Isn't that how it worked?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so, yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You thought it was a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever he does. Yeah, it was.

[Chick McGee]

It was on some list of. Some list of the number of. The number one thing served as super bowl parties.

[Pat Godwin]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

And one of them. One of them was baked potatoes. I have never. I have never seen. I've been to a lot of super bowl parties in my day, but I've never seen one where they had.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gee, Baked potatoes.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care if I missed the first quarter.

[Tom Griswold]

When you want to bake potatoes, nothing else comes close.

[Pat Godwin]

But rare. Is the, is the football game that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, what you have chives and sour cream cheese.

[Pat Godwin]

We didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Chili, chili slow cooker. Get the chili poured on a baked potato. Delightful.

[Pat Godwin]

We didn't argue that it wasn't delicious and great.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

We just argued that it was the.

[Christy Lee]

Popularity not a practical thing in a.

[Tom Griswold]

Super bowl endless baked potato bar.

[Chick McGee]

We have. Funny enough. Coming up in the news, an interesting story once again about Mr. Potato Head. This is quite a controversial story. Oh, you're going to be quite surprised.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't.

[Chick McGee]

I can't believe it involves tens of thousands of dollars.

[Christy Lee]

It does.

[Chick McGee]

He's not lying in revenue. Also, we have a William Shatner update.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have a follow up on the football College Football playoff championship game. Pretty good ratings. We'll talk about.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good. And you can check out chicks sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Picks for the weekend where the chick McGee on Instagram. Also a picture of Chrissy's sweater.

[Christy Lee]

I guess it's a jacket.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. It's really something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I was wondering what had happened to my Aunt Mark's couch after she passed. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say, Send us an email.

[Pat Godwin]

Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Bob and tom dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Chick. There's Josh Arnold. Hey, Trickster. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you for introducing Josh in English.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

If you had done your famous Spanish or Japanese intro, you would have gotten mad.

[Pat Godwin]

Not bad. Just bored.

[Chick McGee]

I see. Now, while you were gone, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Stephen Singer]

Something.

[Chick McGee]

I know you had something you had to do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Rehearsal. I asked a little question. You're a diva like behavior since you're a man instead of being a diva, are you a devo? I think. Is that a fair question? Probably. Now, while you were gone, we were discussing this Last year we had a top super bowl snacks list. I just found it.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you find the one that we were alluding to? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In five states, the number one super bowl food is baked potatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Number one baked potatoes. Baked potato bar in Idaho.

[Christy Lee]

Is that. I mean, what state?

[Chick McGee]

California. It's number one.

[Tom Griswold]

You Put guac on a potato.

[Chick McGee]

Potato.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't care, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that'd be good.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, we're not. We're not even talking wedges here, you.

[Chick McGee]

Know, California, Montana, Nevada, or French fries. Oregon and Washington states. Boom. The number one super bowl food.

[Tom Griswold]

Baked potatoes.

[Chick McGee]

Baked potatoes.

[Pat Godwin]

Because they would say potato skins if that was what they meant.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And there are. Yeah, there are other lists certainly have that. But for those of. Those of you listening in any one.

[Tom Griswold]

Of those states, no hot dog, no hamburger.

[Chick McGee]

Might want to get back to us.

[Pat Godwin]

Wings.

[Al Jackson]

Chips.

[Tom Griswold]

Wings. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Nachos.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I would think wings would be way up there.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No potatoes.

[Chick McGee]

Baked potatoes. Don't. Don't get me wrong.

[Christy Lee]

They're very good.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a fan.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you. You know, maybe these states have a higher percentage of vegans. California.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. But you.

[Chick McGee]

Montana. Bacon pits. Montana's where men are men.

[Pat Godwin]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Pat Godwin]

That's beef country.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Where men are men and women are attached to them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You don't hear potatoes.

[Chick McGee]

It's what's for dinner.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't hear that. It's beef.

[Chick McGee]

Baked potato. Goes nice with a steak.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Certainly. But that's what we were talking about. That. And we do have huge potato news coming up today.

[Tom Griswold]

Huge potatoes or huge news about potatoes?

[Chick McGee]

Huge news about. Well, about Mr. Potato Head. Would you want to squeeze that in right now before we get to sports, or should we.

[Pat Godwin]

Pat said he had something about.

[Chick McGee]

You got a baked potato song? Yeah, we have a baked potato song. All right. Super bowl treat.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's the super bowl treat. You know that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. The snack that can't be beat.

[Chick McGee]

Yummy wing and pizza.

[Pat Godwin]

They gotta go.

[Chick McGee]

I want a hot baked potato.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I want a hot baked potato. Not a fried green tomato.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I know it was Eu fre. Butters like no other.

[Pat Godwin]

With cheese you can smother. I want a hot baked potato.

[Chick McGee]

Chum, chum, chomp.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Getting ready for the Super Bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot baked potato.

[Christy Lee]

Are any potato songs left?

[Al Jackson]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Number one in Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Mississippi. Fried green tomatoes.

[Christy Lee]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are good, but.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, have you ever heard of this? Oh, yeah. Funeral potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

Sure, we talked about this.

[Pat Godwin]

Cheesy potato casserole.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought it was served in the casket.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, they're best served in the casket.

[Chick McGee]

That is really an unfortunate name for them.

[Christy Lee]

That's what you bring after the funeral.

[Chick McGee]

But it literally, this. This says funeral potatoes. Parentheses, cheesy potato casserole. Josh, you nailed it.

[Pat Godwin]

That stuff's good. Good.

[Christy Lee]

It is good.

[Chick McGee]

So we will be getting all of our super bowl stuff around the corner.

[Tom Griswold]

Seven layer dip, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Seven.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like seven layer dip?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not that much of a fan, man. I do.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But while we're doing the potato hunk, though, can you. Do you want to take care of this story? It's important.

[Christy Lee]

Rhode island lawmakers are thinking of ending the availability of Mr. Potato Head license plates. That's right. Hasbro has announced plans to move to Boston. So obviously that's not in Rhode Island. Currently, the plate costs around $40, with half of that amount going to help support the Rhode Island Community Food Bank. Under a proposal introduced earlier this month, Rhode Island's Division of Motor Vehicles would stop providing Mr. Potato Head as an option for a specialty license plate. Representative Brian Newberry told the Associated Press that he filed the legislation because Hasbro leaving the state will cause, quote, untold economic harm and loss of tax revenue. The Rhode Island Community Food bank has received nearly $60,000 over the years due to the plate.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I mean. Yeah. If they're leaving, then.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you gonna do?

[Chick McGee]

How did Idaho not get in on this? Well, don't you think they'd be lobbying to have Hasbro and the Mr. Potato Head people coming to their state?

[Christy Lee]

Hasbro's are known for a lot more than Mr. Potato Head, though.

[Chick McGee]

They are?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. GI Joe. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What about Boston baked beans? Not Boston Potato. Baked potato.

[Christy Lee]

What would you put a baked bean. Potato. Baked bean license plate.

[Chick McGee]

I would have gotten. I. If I lived, I would have gotten a Mr. Potato Head license.

[Pat Godwin]

Was he just, like, on it? Okay.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There it is. Yeah. There's a nice example we're looking at. Look at that little guy he's got. Holding up a little sign.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's got buck teeth and a mustache. That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

It says, help end hunger.

[Tom Griswold]

And this.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good thing.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you call those teeth, Tom? Buck. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Nice thing of buckers. Now, remember, we were talking about Mr. Potato Head for a couple of reasons. One is, I guess it's no longer. It's now called Potato Head.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They got rid of Mrs. And Mr.

[Chick McGee]

I guess, to be politically correct. And it was, in fact, the first toy ever advertised on television.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Because really? Yeah. In 1952, Mr. Potato Head was launched. And in those days, the customer had to provide their own potato. And the kit was 30 little features. Then you would stick them into a potato. They cost Mr. The original Mr. Potato Head, 98 cents. That'd be about 12 bucks in today's dollars. But this was history making because it was the first toy advertised. They say it's because the toy was not self explanatory. People didn't know what it was for, so they had. They illustrated it by having someone create a Mr. Potato Head as it happened on film. Isn't that great?

[Christy Lee]

That is great.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that great, Christy Leake?

[Pat Godwin]

I prefer the plastic one. Oh, it's way more fun than using an actual potato.

[Al Jackson]

No, it's not.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, it is. It's got the little ass compartment you can keep the pieces in.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the ass compartment. I admit that.

[Chick McGee]

I think the regular potato.

[Pat Godwin]

Fruit flies.

[Chick McGee]

The regular potato gives you the option of making multiracial. You can have a diverse group of potatoes. Yeah. You can have your brown potato. You can peel it and have the. Your.

[Tom Griswold]

A dark brown potato, a light brown potato.

[Chick McGee]

You can get a red potato.

[Pat Godwin]

It was important for race relations.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Showing off the diversity of contemporary American culture.

[Stephen Singer]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Throw in a yam.

[Chick McGee]

I'm on the side of this now. Christy Lee, Tom Griswold. Do you remember who does the voice of Mr. Potato Head?

[Christy Lee]

Mr.

[Chick McGee]

Potato in the Toy Story movies?

[Pat Godwin]

You got this, you hockey.

[Chick McGee]

That's the hint.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Josh, do it again. You got this, you hockey puck.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know who that is.

[Chick McGee]

It's the great Don Rickles. And they. In the more recent ones, they've taken old. Since Mr. Rickles is sadly gone, they have taken some of his outtakes and they've applied them to the. To the movies. I'm wondering now if they would be allowed to use AI. They would get permission from his estate to have the. Have the voice say new words. Would be fun.

[Christy Lee]

Who is Mrs. Potato Head? Who did her voice? Do you know?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, George. George's mom on Seinfeld. Elaine. Or I'm sorry, Estelle Harris.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But the current Mr. Potato Head, as I understand it. But I believe you get the fake potato, which I think just comes in one color, which is, again, to me, fundamentally racist.

[Christy Lee]

Potatoes are one color. Baked potatoes.

[Chick McGee]

You peel one, you've got, you know.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that would be a skin.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. That's a whole different.

[Chick McGee]

Potatoes come in a variety of colors. There's yellow ones.

[Pat Godwin]

Got your Yukon Gold. You got your.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you. Josh. You typically, your baking potato is the brown.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

But the current one, Christy, it's a plastic potato. And you store the nose and the mustache and the eyeballs inside the potato.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Correct compartment.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm familiar with that. My children had a Mr. Potato Head at the time.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember in the one Toy Story movie, he gets scared and that back thing opens up and all the pieces fly.

[Chick McGee]

And you could, if you wanted to, you could do a Mr. Sweet Potato Head.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, you could put it in any vegetable. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You could use a cucumber.

[Tom Griswold]

You use a tomato or an apple or.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, see, we're talking about the diversity of humanity.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't that something.

[Christy Lee]

We're talking about the diversity of vegetables.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, but when you're. When you're. You're. What is it? Anthropomorphosis. Is that the word? Anthropomorph. Anthropomorphizing.

[Christy Lee]

Anthropomorphizing.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Vegetables. Making them talk.

[Pat Godwin]

What did you say?

[Tom Griswold]

You want to do something to cuss so bad?

[Chick McGee]

Shout it out. I have a great letter about kids cussing.

[Tom Griswold]

We just said you want to get to it.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have a special guest or two on the way, but right now. Mr. McGee, your thoughts?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

Tom, I'm on board with your whole diverse potato head.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

In fact, I'm coming up with Mr. Potato Cake.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

In the Toy Story movies he'll be voiced by Jackie Mason, of course. And I'll have two curly fries coming down the side.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. See, diversity. Yes, it's important even in the world of vegetables. Coming up, another bizarre story about a naked guy. Probably crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it involves being naked in a public place and jumping in a freezing cold river after stealing a large musical instrument. So it doesn't get any better than this. Also, something coming up about a really cool. What's the word I'm looking for? A bit of merch. If you were a fan of the IU Hoosiers football team.

[Pat Godwin]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

There's a lot of stuff already. I've seen a bunch of sweatshirts, et cetera, et cetera. There's. They're being printed madly all over and then been distributed. But this is something very special coming up. So if you're a big fan, you'll want to hang out with us. We'll tell you what it is in a few minutes. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Stephen Singer]

Well, the holidays have come and gone once again, but if you've forgotten to.

[Chick McGee]

Get that special someone in your life a gift. Well, Mint Mobile is extending their holiday.

[Stephen Singer]

Offer of half off unlimited wireless.

[Chick McGee]

So here's the idea. You get it now, you call it an early present for next year. What do you have to lose? Give it a [e-mail] Switch limited time.

[Christy Lee]

50 off regular price for new customers.

[Chick McGee]

Upfront payment required 45 for 3 months, $90 for 6 month or $180 for 12 month plan taxes and fees. Extra speeds may slow after 50 gigabytes.

[Christy Lee]

Per month when network is busy see terms.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bobbitt Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Trickster.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Our show just got a lot better looking. We have the beautiful Christy Lee right there.

[Christy Lee]

Nice save.

[Chick McGee]

We're join.

[Christy Lee]

It's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Nice. Christy, you look great today.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

God, it's unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

I appreciate that.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird sweater.

[Chick McGee]

We have Annie and Amy. The Steven Singer singers are in the other room there, there and, and they're going to be doing some singing for us when we get our special guest, Mr. Steven Singer in the studio, on the keyboard, the great Michael Reed. Michael, it's always a great pleasure to see you. I would like to recommend, if you've got some downtime this weekend, spend some time on YouTube. Check out the great Roadmaster videos. There's some terrific live stuff shot at the Vogue years ago with Michael's terrific band, Roadmaster. I love watching those. My personal favorite, Cry Just a little. What a great song, Michael. Thank you very much. And we're going to be doing a song, I understand, with Mr. Pat Godwin, is that correct? Yeah. We could warm him up. Okay. Stephen Getzer.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, what now? What have you got in mind here? Have you guys seen the. The Bob Dylan biopic A Complete.

[Christy Lee]

I have, yes.

[Chick McGee]

There's a great scene in there. He was very nervous, had performance anxiety. So he would get liquored up. He would get really drunk to have to perform. So we take you there now to one of the scenes from the movie.

[Pat Godwin]

Policeman took my lesson. Cause I can't use it anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Cause I was drawn to D.

[Pat Godwin]

So now I'm walking to the liquor store. Sing along with me. Walk, walk, walk into the liquor store.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Walk, walk, walk into the liquor store.

[Pat Godwin]

Pick me up some fireball, mama. Walk, walk, walk into the li. Some BlackBerry brandy.

[Chick McGee]

Walk, walk, walk into that liquor store. They kicked me out of. They won't let me drink there anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Hid the keys to my car.

[Pat Godwin]

So now I'm walking to the liquor store.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

Walk, walk, walk into the liquor store.

[Christy Lee]

Can't find the keys to the lawnmower. Walk, walk, walk into the liquor store.

[Pat Godwin]

You could take the golf cart. Walk, walk, walk into the liquor store.

[Chick McGee]

Some Jamesons would be nice right now.

[Pat Godwin]

Walk, walk, walk into the liquor store.

[Chick McGee]

I love you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Excellent.

[Chick McGee]

The keys to your lawnmower.

[Stephen Singer]

That's the George Jones.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, thanks. I don't think that song deserves such beautiful treatment. But it was great.

[Christy Lee]

It was great.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Pat. We'll get back to the Stephen Singer singers coming up. Take a break. Right now we're going to check in with the sporting scene and Chip McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob, a top show. Hello, chicky.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, how nice.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Michael. I was in Scotland last week for a wedding.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

We did a bus tour around the lands and drove right past what the locals call Skyfall Road. They call it that because there was a Skyfall scene where Bond is standing next to the Aston Martin. It's a popular spot where people take their cars to get a picture. The best part about driving Past Skyfall Road, though, for the next two days, my wife would look at me and start singing Skyfall. Nothing but Skyfall. Just like Jake. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

We had a really good discussion yesterday about the James Bond movies and which ones had the best. Had the best songs. And there was there. I looked it up. There are a couple different lists.

[Pat Godwin]

There's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, there's the critics list and the popular list list for everything. But I remember one thing. The only one to reach number one. I don't even remember.

[Christy Lee]

What was it? She.

[Chick McGee]

Easton Duran Duran.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Duran Duran.

[Tom Griswold]

A View to a Kill.

[Chick McGee]

That's the only James Bond song to reach number one. I think Goldfinger, I want to say, made it to number three. This is in the United States. This is on the Billboard. So called. Whatever. Billboard charts, huh? But I don't remember.

[Christy Lee]

If you aren't a fan of Duran Duran, though.

[Chick McGee]

Not really. Although I've. I've come around. Oh, I've heard some stuff from them that's actually really good.

[Tom Griswold]

Hungry like the Wolf.

[Chick McGee]

That wasn't. Was not my favorite. They were sort of the. The poster boys of the early era of mtv. The Glamour Boys. That. They looked really nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Glamour Boys.

[Christy Lee]

They did look nice, but they had great songs.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, but. But I, I don't even. Can you sing A View to a Kill?

[Pat Godwin]

I. Yeah, we just did. I forget exactly what the first words, but it's like it starts off dun bump bad on dun dun dun. And then it builds and then it's A View to a Kill.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not bad. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I guess if it might want to.

[Pat Godwin]

Those horn stings, you'd love that.

[Christy Lee]

You love horns.

[Chick McGee]

Goldfinger is the one I assumed would have been number one. And I. And I love the McCartney. Live and let Die.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but see what you're doing though. Goldfinger is your favorite, so you would assume that it would be everyone's favorite and that would be wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Once again.

[Tom Griswold]

Your memories are not everyone's memories and that's important to.

[Chick McGee]

For me to ignore. So.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Would you have guessed A View to a Kill was the only.

[Pat Godwin]

That would have been one of my guesses. Top three guesses.

[Chick McGee]

It never came up yesterday when we talked about.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it didn't come up in the.

[Pat Godwin]

I mentioned it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but it was. I was. Because I said view a kill's got to be in the top three and it wasn't.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Well, we can touch on that a little bit later on. But we do have to touch a little bit on the world of sports.

[Tom Griswold]

The top seed Indiana victory over Miami in the College Football Playoff national championship game Monday night. The most watched college football game in 11 years. Hoosiers 2721 victory over to number 10 Hurricanes for their Indiana's first national title. 30.1 million viewers.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It also is the second most watched college football title game. Ohio State's win over Oregon in 2015. 33.9 million is the record.

[Pat Godwin]

Pat, the song Scorpions Rock Me Like a Hurricane. Yes or no?

[Stephen Singer]

For me, No.

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't a fan of that kind of style.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I like that one.

[Chick McGee]

You like it?

[Tom Griswold]

Da Scorps.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I like that a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it. But I think kind of an ironic way. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't take it seriously at all.

[Chick McGee]

No. Can you do me a favor?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I want you to keep that in mind because when Steven Singer gets here, I have a special quiz for him. All right. I don't want to give it away right now, but I need. I'm going to need you. Is it about the Scorpions and that. That? Yes, among other things. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. It's silly.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought I liked it. Now that I hear it.

[Chick McGee]

Those background vocals, to do that, they actually had to use testicular pliers to get. To get that. Screeching.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they did.

[Chick McGee]

Getty Lee would hear that and go, that sounds weird. How'd they get that high?

[Tom Griswold]

Meanwhile, ESPN's telecast of Sunday's Texans Patriots matchup one was one o' clock Eastern. The most watched event in ESPN history dating back to the network's launch in 1979. 38 million viewers. It also ranks as Disney's most watched sporting event outside of a Super Bowl. Across the platforms. And another blockbuster rating Sunday night for NBC. 45.4 million to watch the Rams and.

[Chick McGee]

The Bears and this and this weekend with. With all of the snow and so many places, people are going to be stuck at home. So those games will have unbelievable numbers.

[Tom Griswold]

Man and new NFL coach yesterday. Jesse Minter is the new Baltimore Ravens coach. He comes from the Los Angeles Chargers. So you got Stefanski and Atlanta. Harbaugh and the Giants. Salah for the Titans, Halfley for the Dolphins. Raiders, Cardinals, Browns, Steelers, Bills. Still rudderless without coaches.

[Chick McGee]

Who is mentor's mentor?

[Tom Griswold]

Mentors. That's very good. It's very good. Tom and the actors co starring in the hit hockey romance TV series Heated Rivalry are set to become torchbearers carrying the Olympic flame on the way to the opening ceremony. That's appropriate for the Milan Cortina game. What are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

What's about two gay hockey players. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Why don't they just have them chewing on pillows.

[Tom Griswold]

Of the flames?

[Chick McGee]

Did you know that the working title of the movie Brokeback Mountain was Flaming Saddles?

[Tom Griswold]

He snorted.

[Chick McGee]

He did see, Chrissy. Blazing Saddles.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Was a comedy that was delivered. That was delivered with what we'd like to call failed comedic intent.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, Hudson, Williams and Connor Story will take part in the torch relay.

[Pat Godwin]

They call him a hawk. Old Hudson.

[Tom Griswold]

The opening ceremony schedule for February.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you for the. Thank you for the palate cleanser. You know, one. One dud needs another. And I would not. I appreciate.

[Pat Godwin]

Flaming Sandals is not a dud.

[Chick McGee]

I think that it got nothing. Well, I know, but I also have.

[Pat Godwin]

A soft spot for. For Brokeback Mountain, I think is an excellent movie.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not saying it's not right.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean, what is the topic? I have not seen this. I have not seen this hockey thing, but apparently it's huge.

[Christy Lee]

It's talking about.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you watching it?

[Christy Lee]

I am not. My girls are very into it.

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't seen a pat. Have you seen any of it?

[Chick McGee]

I saw one scene. Very steamy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When you're. But you're. You're the only hockey fan here, Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yes. But I'm not. I don't know. I mean, how's the hockey act action? Is it. Is there any.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I'll check it out for you this weekend and report back Monday.

[Chick McGee]

The original title was Butt Puck.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

I love these.

[Tom Griswold]

I would watch Butt Puck.

[Chick McGee]

I have not seen a minute of it. Well, I had to slow down to get that out. I got one slip of the lip on that one.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, I would love just to see Gordie Howe watch an episode.

[Chick McGee]

Film him watching an episode. Wouldn't that be great? That's not bad at all. By the way, the greatest one of the. My favorite movies of all time is Slap Shot. And if you've never seen it, it's got the great Paul Newman. The Hansen brothers became famous from that movie.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

It's about minor league hockey and it is. It holds up. It's incredibly funny. So a nice diversion this weekend if you're stuck somewhere in the. The depths of this giant storm. It's. And once again, they're calling it. Is it. Is it called Winter Storm Fern or just Fern?

[Christy Lee]

I think it's called Winter Storm Fern.

[Tom Griswold]

But Winter Storm Fern.

[Pat Godwin]

Fearful Fern is about Fern.

[Christy Lee]

This is kind of a. Are you done over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Slosson cut off in. Yes, I'm done. Go Right.

[Chick McGee]

There's no more sports.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I was looking at no record.

[Tom Griswold]

No world record, nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I didn't give you one. No. Okay, I can, I can dig one up.

[Christy Lee]

This is kind of a sports story. Do you want to do it? William Shatner.

[Tom Griswold]

No. No. Dazzle me.

[Christy Lee]

Those viral paparazzi photos of William Shatner having breakfast behind the wheel have turned out to be part of a Super bowl advertising stunt. A spokesperson for the creative agency Vayner Media.

[Tom Griswold]

Vayner, Vayner.

[Chick McGee]

Throbbing blue.

[Tom Griswold]

Vayner denied on butt puck robbing blue.

[Chick McGee]

Vayner 2 gets the.

[Christy Lee]

Vayner confirmed ad week that the photos are part of a deliberately staged lead up campaign for Raisin Brand's first Super bowl ad. The company is making its debut with a commercial set to air just ahead of halftime.

[Pat Godwin]

Raisin Bran. Save your money.

[Christy Lee]

Streaming platforms with additional regional placements during the broadcast, sells itself.

[Tom Griswold]

Raisin Bran has a wonderful product. Why would they need.

[Christy Lee]

And they've been around forever.

[Tom Griswold]

Advertising.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the same reason Coca Cola and Budweiser are in there.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean they, they double down on their, their main products.

[Chick McGee]

But, and I mean, let's face it, brand cereal, they're hitting the right demo with Shatner.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I guess this is a thing. According to adweezing, the faux candid rollout places Raisin Brand squarely within a growing trend of brands using staged paparazzi. Paparazzi moments.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope, you were right. First time paparazzi to promote their products.

[Chick McGee]

We fell for it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did.

[Chick McGee]

We did the story earlier in the week because we thought, hey, that's really amazing that Shatner's still driving. So who knows if he. Excuse me. Who knows if he is driving in the ad? But I mean it seems to be, like I said, right on target.

[Christy Lee]

Are they starting to release the ads before the game now?

[Pat Godwin]

They have been for years. Yeah, I hate that you can see all of them before the game. It is, it has totally changed that.

[Christy Lee]

It's terrible.

[Chick McGee]

It ruins it for me. I'm surprised.

[Tom Griswold]

Just don't look at them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, don't look them up.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't you do that? Oh, no, I can't.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't help myself. I'm addicted.

[Chick McGee]

I need to go to a meeting.

[Tom Griswold]

We can. Hi, my name's Tom. Some help? You watching the commercial?

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And the other thing we should mention really quickly here is today at 5:00 Eastern time, Alex Hanold plans to climb Taipei's 101 skyscraper in a signature free solo style without ropes or protective gear. Live On Netflix.

[Pat Godwin]

It was nice knowing you, sir.

[Christy Lee]

From Free Solo.

[Tom Griswold]

Free Solo. If you don't know this dude.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I couldn't. I had to. I watched it for maybe 20 minutes. I had to turn it off. It's so scary.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the one that left his crying girlfriend in the trailer to go try.

[Chick McGee]

I remember.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I saw that in an IMAX theater. I was clutching the armrest. Unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

That girlfriend is now his wife and they have two kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, you have kids now. You gotta knock this stuff off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

What if he sneezes? It could kill him.

[Pat Godwin]

A bird flies by, he won't be able.

[Christy Lee]

He won't be the first to climb the skyscraper, but he will be the first to do so without a rope.

[Pat Godwin]

This is weird, too, because this guy always. In that movie, he was always like. I'm not saying when I'm doing it, I just feel it's time to go up there.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right.

[Pat Godwin]

They didn't know when he would do it, but now that it's scheduled like this, I think it's bad juju.

[Christy Lee]

Safety measures are in place, though, Josh. I don't know what that means.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you said they weren't.

[Christy Lee]

Safety measures are in place, but ethical concerns remain about broadcasting such a high risk endeavor law.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is this one. There was another one where the tightrope guy had a. A wire attached to him. Remember that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So if he talked about that if he. If he fell.

[Pat Godwin]

That was a televised deal.

[Chick McGee]

It would automatically catch him. That must be what. That must be presumably what they're doing.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, 101 story. That's a long way up.

[Tom Griswold]

They do have a wire on this guy, but if he falls, it cuts his head off.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's. That's a twist.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

No, you're almost. It's around his testicles, so he'll scream like this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and what do we know that.

[Chick McGee]

That's no way to live the variation of the Help, Help. Shark joke. Certainly a modern classic, wouldn't you say?

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna have to remind me of that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know the Help, Help.

[Stephen Singer]

Shark joke?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't. Yeah, I'm gonna need. I'm gonna need reminders.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't take anything for you to call something a classic. You know that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that is a classic. That's been around for. Hemingway told that. It's in one of the Nick. Nick Adams stories in. In our time, I believe.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jesus.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but the sky's the sk. This. This guy is kind of a Real deep voice, like chicks. Really nice speaking voice. And he's standing in four feet of water and he goes, help, help, shark. You've never heard that?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Because as you know, when your testicles are removed, you immediately get a high voice. That's how they got those, what do they call them, the castratos in the Vienna Boys Choir.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They volunteered.

[Tom Griswold]

Please stop.

[Chick McGee]

And you're welcome. When we come back, we have our William Shatner tribute. Oh, and I think we're gonna see if we can get the Steven Singer singers involved in Michael. All right. That'll be fun. We'll be broadcasting, I hope. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel, the Pretty. Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice shooting text. Welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the part, the service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom. You sound great on the keyboard, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, that's the great Michael Reed on the keyboards. Thank you very much. And now look at those beautiful ladies, Annie and Amy, the Steven Singer singers. Oh, girls, this is amazing. If you don't have have the video, I like your, your I hate Stephen Singer T shirt.

[Christy Lee]

I love my uniform every year.

[Chick McGee]

You'd think we prepared for this show. Well, ladies and gent, take a moment because we have another guest joining us on the big screen, I'm hoping. There we go. Well, speaking of lovely ladies, it's Nicole Massey from Niko Sports. We talked to you last year and things have changed drastically in the world of commemorative footballs. Do you want to explain what I'm talking about? Because I don't know what I'm talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I got you.

[Chick McGee]

So, yeah, last year Ohio State won.

[Christy Lee]

The championship, and then this year, Indiana just completely rocked the entire CFP and went undefeated. So we've been in business 35 years and we always commemorate the championships that are going on out there.

[Chick McGee]

And so this year we are promoting.

[Christy Lee]

Our Indiana undefeated season and championship football.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm surprised that you had an Indiana mold in the world of football. That had to be from Scratch. This was such a surprise. Yeah. No, they were like, are you for sure that you want to do this? Because we have to mock it up ahead of time.

[Christy Lee]

And they're like, are you really going to need this?

[Chick McGee]

Like, we think we are. So, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But no, they're made to order. They're fully embossed. So the mold was broken with this. And we're very excited to be able to offer to customers, but there's only 5,000, so.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow. What we're talking about is a commemorative football. And I know that every year, whatever, whoever wins, whatever, the sweatshirts, the T shirts, they all. They go flying out the door. And this is. We've got one of these over in the. I can't see it from here, but it's just around the corner. One of these commemorative footballs. And you put them in a nice glass case.

[Christy Lee]

I'm ordering mine as we speak.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And it's once again from Niko Sports. If you want to Google it, it's N I K, C O. You can actually just go to nikosports.com to see them, but it's N I K, C O. Or you can order them by calling 800-345-2868. That's 800-345-2868. We'll post that.

[Pat Godwin]

They're beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

What's amazing about this is that with.

[Christy Lee]

This season, people are comparing it to, like, the 72 dolphins, and this is going to go down in history. So even if you're not an Indiana fan, having this ball and having this in your collection is an investment.

[Chick McGee]

So we're really excited about being able.

[Christy Lee]

To offer this to everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I've often wondered if one could get a time machine and go back. I'm sure that some of these beautiful footballs, especially someone probably has assigned one, and then on some day, the kids go outside, they can't find their football, so they go to the glass case, take it out, and it ends up in a sewer somewhere. So you want to put it in a case. You know what it's like. You know the kid that took that Babe Ruth signed baseball and was playing catch and lost it. Yeah, that's a fail.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

These are commemorative. Once again, it's Niko Sports and it's Nikco. And if you're a fan, when they sell out, what happens? I mean, that's it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's it. So what's interesting about this? So just a little bit, because obviously.

[Chick McGee]

There'S a lot of listeners not looking.

[Christy Lee]

At the item, but the football Itself.

[Chick McGee]

Has a panel that has the entire.

[Christy Lee]

Season schedule on it and shows every undefeated game and opponent.

[Chick McGee]

And then you've got the panel that.

[Christy Lee]

Talks about the franchise history. And then there's the national championship logo.

[Chick McGee]

Panel where it's just emblazoned in there.

[Christy Lee]

And it's got the bowl logos on it.

[Chick McGee]

When these sell out, that's the end of it. So we've been doing, again, this for.

[Christy Lee]

35 years, and we've got people that have the FOMO, the fear of missing.

[Chick McGee]

Out because they didn't order it ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Of time, and then they don't have any more available. We don't make other runs.

[Chick McGee]

This is limited.

[Christy Lee]

And it comes with its own individually numbered certificate of authenticity. So once the 5,000 are gone, that's the end of it. I'll see people selling our footballs from, like, years ago on ebay for, like, 800, $900, because they can't get it anywhere else. They also have a beautiful display case that they come in. A really nice mahogany case. Yes. Nice job. Thank you, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. With the logo and everything on it. So it's an amazing display piece. I've got people that hand these down.

[Christy Lee]

Generation to generation, so it's exciting. But, yeah, when it's gone, it's gone. And I don't think people understand that.

[Chick McGee]

We're only doing 5,000, and that's why.

[Christy Lee]

We are selling out.

[Chick McGee]

Well, good. Well, thanks. Thanks, Nicole. We're going to get back to the action here, but I'll remind everybody, it's Niko Sports and it's Nikco. Just go online and you can get hooked up.

[Pat Godwin]

Or go.

[Chick McGee]

Or just call if you can. Remember, 800-345-2868. Much appreciated. Thanks. To call.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you so much, everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Have a good day.

[Pat Godwin]

You, too. Thanks.

[Christy Lee]

I need the excuse to go put my credit card number in.

[Chick McGee]

I just love. She's wearing red appropriately.

[Christy Lee]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. Now, did we indeed finish our sports broadcast?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, this portion of the show is brought to you by Niko Sports. Did you know that?

[Chick McGee]

I did not know.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right. Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

So there we go. And I believe we're Christy in the newscast.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. And then are we going to be doing our tribute here? Are we ready for that now or. No, we're not. Okay, good. It's good to know.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we talked about it just two seconds ago in past defense. I. I did hear that conversation.

[Chick McGee]

No, I thought. Why? I said after the next segment, which.

[Christy Lee]

Which would be the next break. After the next break.

[Chick McGee]

No, the next break would be. The next break. The next segment would be after the part that. Never mind. We have a little special treat coming up. In the meantime, we're going to check in with Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

We've been talking about this really all morning, but let's do it. Officially, a massive winter storm system is set to bring crippling snow, sleet and ice to a large swath of the U.S. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Crippling?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They were using the words in some places. Potentially catastrophic.

[Christy Lee]

Stretching from Texas all the way to Boston. This weekend, Texas and parts of the south could see significant ice fall.

[Tom Griswold]

Please come to Boston for the snowstorm.

[Christy Lee]

Well, heavy snow forecasting.

[Chick McGee]

I love that.

[Christy Lee]

For Oklahoma. Through Washington, D.C. new York.

[Chick McGee]

You're in the car that comes on. You keep listening.

[Tom Griswold]

I do, too. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

The storm's final punch of bitterly cold air could drop wind chills to minus 50 degrees Fahrenheit in parts of Minnesota and North Dakota. Forecasters are warning that damage could rival that of a hurricane warning. About 160 to 200 million people are under some kind of winter storm or cold weather watch or warning.

[Tom Griswold]

Why does that make me laugh?

[Christy Lee]

If you're traveling this weekend, girls, if you're listening, better check your airline because a lot of flights are canceling already.

[Pat Godwin]

Where are your daughters trying to get to?

[Christy Lee]

We're trying to get home from Florida, so we'll see.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I spread this morning, 250 flights have already been canceled. That was a few hours ago. I'm sure it's way up.

[Pat Godwin]

They were down in Florida tanning their teeth and I.

[Chick McGee]

One of the.

[Tom Griswold]

I was looking ready for the only fan season. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was looking at one of these models and it looks. This one says they may have 2 inches of snow in Dallas.

[Pat Godwin]

That's got to be so fun, though, for the kids in Dallas.

[Chick McGee]

But wouldn't it be a great country song? It's snowing in Dallas and then somehow the guy's girlfriend ends up banging his buddy and then. Yeah, well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That took an ugly or erotic turn.

[Chick McGee]

For this.

[Tom Griswold]

For this reporter.

[Chick McGee]

It's a country song. They gotta be doing something. Can't just be snowing in Dallas and looking pretty. Yeah. Or I. What's another route you could take with us? The depositories covered in snow.

[Tom Griswold]

All my exes are. Oh, sure he did.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

D. Lee Plaza. Slippery. Oswald would have missed because the limo would have slipped.

[Pat Godwin]

But thankfully that CIA guy behind the tree still would have been shot.

[Chick McGee]

So you're. You're a Kennedy assassination. Conspiracy theorist. I knew it. Possibly the. I bet they won't be doing a forecast like this on the Weather Channel.

[Pat Godwin]

I actually believe that the person who shot JFK was the ghost of John Wilkes Booth.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's perfectly valid then. And he was assisted by Bigfoot, so.

[Pat Godwin]

The evidence is all there.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just wondering what my sons will be doing. I'm imagining in the backyard of Sam's house a giant sculpted penis.

[Pat Godwin]

They've been known to do that.

[Chick McGee]

They've been known to do that before. Depends on the consistency of the snow. But it started as a snowman, then it evolved.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it might be too cold to stick together. We'll have to wait and see.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, we'll let you know. But yeah, be careful out there. And lots of snow for lots of places and dangerous winds.

[Christy Lee]

Here's a silly question.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you put the ice melt down before it snows?

[Tom Griswold]

That is so silly.

[Christy Lee]

And then. No, seriously, does it prevent the snow from sticking if you put it down early? I never understood this.

[Chick McGee]

The ice melt, it just turns it into water, I guess. I don't know. It won't freeze.

[Pat Godwin]

What you're saying I would put it down early.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. Thank you, Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Look it up. Don't. Just trust me. But that's. That would be my inclination.

[Chick McGee]

The key is putting it inside.

[Pat Godwin]

Make sure you spring that way.

[Chick McGee]

That way your floors floors won't freeze.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you run out, you can do use actual salt. Table salt.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Our guest takes a while though.

[Chick McGee]

Steven Singer and the Steven Singer Singers. And we're going to have Pat do a special tribute that. Have you even told the Steven Singer Singers about that? This I did. Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now I don't know Pat. I don't know if he's ready or not. I don't know Tom.

[Chick McGee]

He is Devo. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chad.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. We're up to our next and special guest.

[Chick McGee]

We are indeed on the keyboards. It's the great Michael Reed. Michael, formerly of the great band Roadmaster. I highly recommend you take some time, this snowed in weekend, for many of you to watch some great videos ofRoadmaster on YouTube. And we have the Stephen Singer Singer. Annie and Amy are here with us and. Oh, they're on the big screen right now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, they are.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they are so pretty. And they're dancing away, having a good time. And I think, I believe we've rehearsed a special song for our special guest, Mr. Stephen Singer, the I hate Stephen Singer guy. And. Oh, fellas, can you. And ladies, can you do our special jingle for Mr. Singer? You guys. Yes, yes, this is. We like to treat our guests in a special way. Way.

[Christy Lee]

We're the Steven Singer Singers on Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I hate stevensinger.com. oh, that's nice.

[Christy Lee]

We're the Steven Singer Singer on Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I hate Stevensinger. Oh, that's nice. Thank you very much, ladies. Now, for those of you not familiar with Mr. Singer, you're probably wondering why we say, here's our guest, we hate him.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it's because other salesmen hate him. That's what comes from.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you guys can take a short break just for a second. We got to introduce our. Our next tune here and set up Stephen so he knows what we're talking about. Have you ever met William Shatner?

[Pat Godwin]

Shatner?

[Stephen Singer]

I have met William Shatner, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. He's been here too.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah, I, I have met him, yes. About. About eight, nine years ago.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Stephen Singer]

When he was like 102, I think.

[Chick McGee]

94.

[Christy Lee]

94, correct.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't know, he looks great.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And famously, was it last year he went up into space and he came down and he was in tears. It was so moving for him. And then we had a news story earlier this week, or not even a news story, just a sighting of. Of William Shatner apparently eating a bowl of cereal while driving a car. And we thought, that's really amazing that he still drives a. And that eating a bowl of cereal while driving wouldn't be particularly safe. No, turns out it was a stunt, we found out as part of a Super bowl campaign from the Raisin brand people. Aha. Yeah. So the reason I bring it up is Pat has a tribute to Mr. Shatner that he's worked out with our. With our band and the Steven singing.

[Pat Godwin]

They're gonna Sing along singers.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't do that again.

[Pat Godwin]

William Shatner, best captain of them all.

[Chick McGee]

My girlfriend has many souvenirs Hung on every wall she is Shatner pants.

[Pat Godwin]

She is Shatner shoes. She is Shatner Raisin Bran. Sometimes people don't even notice.

[Chick McGee]

She is Shatner sheets.

[Al Jackson]

She.

[Chick McGee]

She is Shatner underwear.

[Pat Godwin]

She is Shatner jammies. A Star Trek bed. She has Shatner, too.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, girls. Oh, they're so pretty and so nice. They come here, all of a sudden, they're singing smut like that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Don't know what happened. This portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by Stephen Singer Jewelers. We got the man right here. He is Stephen Singer. Stephen, it's always a great pleasure. We like to have our guests and put them on the spot. Do you know much about music?

[Stephen Singer]

I know a fair amount about music. I'm a failed rock star. Were you Used to be a backup musician back at Sigma Sound in Philadelphia. I played the drums and now I suck.

[Chick McGee]

And you know. Do you still have a drum kit?

[Stephen Singer]

I do. I do have a beautiful singer and drum kit with a Ludwig snare, a dinosaur snare, and Zildjian cymbals.

[Chick McGee]

So you play it Occasionally.

[Stephen Singer]

And I stick.

[Chick McGee]

Think.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah. I really am just horrible.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet you're. I think you're being a little.

[Stephen Singer]

No, I used to be decent, but now I know I suck now.

[Chick McGee]

Were you in a band?

[Stephen Singer]

I was.

[Chick McGee]

What were they called?

[Stephen Singer]

Hillside. It was our main band. And, yeah, it was.

[Chick McGee]

Hillside doesn't really have that. Stoner.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Five guys sitting around naming a band.

[Stephen Singer]

It was 70s, you know, we were wasted. Hillside. It was kind of nice. I don't know. It was. But, yes, I am a failed rock star. And.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Stephen Singer]

And when I wished I could be a rock star, what happened? I became a jeweler.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Stephen Singer]

It's ironic. I got my wish. But different.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Stephen Singer]

So, yeah, here I am. So how are we going to embarrass me today?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'll bring in the proctology.

[Stephen Singer]

All right. Bend over, please.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, famous bands.

[Stephen Singer]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know the name of the lead singer? Here's an easy one. I want to start with an easy one.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrible.

[Pat Godwin]

With a singer. Quiz for singer.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Stephen Singer]

I am. I'm gonna. Even if I know it, I always choke under pressure.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'm sorry. Embarrassing. You is my guy.

[Pat Godwin]

We're here to help you out.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you bring him in here to embarrass him?

[Chick McGee]

Because every other radio show he does, they're nice to him. Yes.

[Stephen Singer]

I mean, I knew Don Rickles was the voice of the. Of the.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Potato Head.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr.

[Stephen Singer]

Potato Head, that type of thing, but when I'm not under the gun. I can think of it.

[Chick McGee]

No. Steven Singer.

[Stephen Singer]

I'm gonna choke.

[Chick McGee]

Stephen Singer's famous for his gold dip Roses, Right? Am I correct?

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Right now. Now, Christy, what's in front of you.

[Christy Lee]

Right here is the sunset. Beautiful Rose. The new one.

[Chick McGee]

This is the new one. Available, limited edition. Available for this Valentine's Day.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Now then, I. Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Go.

[Pat Godwin]

Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Guns and Roses, Famous band, right? Lead singer.

[Pat Godwin]

Very nice. How about the lead singer who sang the song? Every rose has its thorn seal? Kiss from a rose.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Kiss.

[Chick McGee]

The judges are ruling.

[Stephen Singer]

Not valid. All right. Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

That's poison. Of course.

[Stephen Singer]

Okay, well, you gotta be. Give me credit. I got, like, rose and a singer together.

[Pat Godwin]

I give you nothing but credit.

[Stephen Singer]

All right. Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, you get this next one wrong, you're out.

[Chick McGee]

I've got an easy one for him.

[Stephen Singer]

Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, who was the lead singer? Poison Tom.

[Chick McGee]

The guy that always wears the hat and the bandana.

[Pat Godwin]

That guy.

[Stephen Singer]

The guy is bald with the long hair.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, I know what's under that hat, buddy. Yes, yes.

[Stephen Singer]

He's got hair extensions. I don't know. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Brett Michaels.

[Stephen Singer]

Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Stephen Singer]

I would have known it if I was on crack or something, but now I just. I just. I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's crack in the back if you need to.

[Chick McGee]

Now here's an easy one.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm better when I'm on crack.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

This goes back a ways.

[Stephen Singer]

All right?

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Famous singer. Uhhuh. Related to Rosemary Clooney.

[Pat Godwin]

You. You accidentally got it right.

[Chick McGee]

Is it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Al Jackson]

How mad?

[Christy Lee]

He is so mad.

[Pat Godwin]

He's so mad.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Rosemary Cl.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Stephen Singer]

I vote George Clooney.

[Chick McGee]

His famous singer. Yeah, George Clooney.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

And let's see now. So her was her. Her brother was his dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Nick Clooney. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The famous presenter. Cincinnati.

[Tom Griswold]

Cincinnati.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's been in here.

[Pat Godwin]

Who's that? George Clooney. Oh, Nick Clooney.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember that.

[Chick McGee]

He wanted to bring his son. We said no way.

[Pat Godwin]

Get that Brad out.

[Stephen Singer]

That loser.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, this one, I'm sure you'll. You'll get a song. The rose. Some say love.

[Stephen Singer]

Would that be Bette Midler?

[Pat Godwin]

It would be.

[Stephen Singer]

How'd you like that? Listen, this is just luck that I'm getting into. I gotta tell you. Normally, I would choke.

[Chick McGee]

Now, this is a slightly different category. Famous NFL player, now deceased, Ken Stabler was noted for his skills at needlepoint.

[Stephen Singer]

I have no idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you know this?

[Stephen Singer]

Check.

[Christy Lee]

I know Rosie Greer.

[Chick McGee]

Rosie Greer is correct.

[Stephen Singer]

I should have known that.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you knew that, right, Chad?

[Stephen Singer]

He was a big fat Kentucky chicken eating guy. Oh, Rosie Gear.

[Chick McGee]

I'm afraid the judges.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The judges have just quit.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

This quiz is a total failure.

[Tom Griswold]

I like chicken.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I do, too.

[Chick McGee]

Delicious.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, off topic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm looking at the Steven Singer catalog from Stephen Singer jewelers.

[Stephen Singer]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Good job.

[Stephen Singer]

And you're looking at the center vault.

[Chick McGee]

But there are a lot of. I mean, obviously you're showing off your jewelry.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

With a lot of very handsome people.

[Stephen Singer]

People. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

But my favorite page, on page five, we have a photograph.

[Pat Godwin]

His favorite page is on page five.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Jake, did you hear that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, it's on page five. On page five.

[Chick McGee]

On page five. What is it? Most of these photographs are quite large. They take up the entire page.

[Tom Griswold]

Now remember, talk about the ladies like they're puppy dogs. Okay.

[Stephen Singer]

Oh, we have a puppy dog in there.

[Chick McGee]

Lovely lady. But on page five is a very small inset photograph and it's Stephen Singer and his dog, Buddy.

[Stephen Singer]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

But what I love, if you look at Buddy, it's like he's going, I'll write already. Take the picture. I have butts to sniff and things to do. He really looks like he wants out.

[Stephen Singer]

Buddy is the greatest.

[Chick McGee]

He is he a rescue.

[Stephen Singer]

He is. He rescued me six years ago and I've been very, very lucky. And he's raised almost $100,000 last year for the women's SPCA and we're doing it again this year.

[Pat Godwin]

Won.

[Stephen Singer]

And he is a service dog. I had him certified because I'm mental patient so he can help take care of me. And I brought him with you.

[Chick McGee]

Can you bring him next time?

[Stephen Singer]

I. My wife. If my wife would let me, I would bring him in a second. My wife will not let me.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of a mutt. Looks kind of like a slightly darker Benji dog type.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah. He's half poodle, half human. And he's just great. He's absolutely. He is the smartest one in my organization and my family. By far. He's the smartest.

[Chick McGee]

He's a beautiful dog. And we're going to get back to the action with a Mr. Singer in a matter of moments. Christy Lee, what have you got? Coming up in the world of news?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a NASA astronaut. I quit. She's quitting. We have a former flight attendant who posed as a pilot. And I don't know if we should do this story with guests because I'll get embarrassed. But. But apparently human Penis size does make a difference in female. The difference in female attraction.

[Pat Godwin]

Did anybody doubt that ever?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

But what disturbs me about this story is how does the woman know this and how does it. And it says that men are also bothered by the size of who walks around checking.

[Christy Lee]

I'm just reporting.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I find the study somewhat bogus. We'll get to it in a minute. But right now this is kind of on topic. Christine Rougiet. What is Rougiet, you ask? It's Rougiet Ready. R U G I E T this is about Ed and Rougette is an interesting, interesting thing they've got going on here. Certain situations, let's say you know, you're busy, you're stressed. When that time comes in the bedroom, things aren't exactly happening. This is where rug yet ready comes in. Rug yet ready, unlike many of the popular brands, is a next generation prescription treatment designed to increase blood flow you know where and prime your brain for arousal. Combining three ingredients in one mint, it dissolves under your tongue so it's quickly absorbed. Over 150,000 men have already tried Rougiette and by the way, they have a terrific, very funny set of commercials floating around on YouTube. They're really clever. It involves a halftime and a football game. Very, very funny. But find out what I'm talking about. Visit rug.combob and tomorrow. It's a little bit tricky because you spell rougiet R U G I e t rougiet rougiette.com Bob and Tom 15% off. Be sure to use our link so they know the Bob and Tom show sent you. Once again, it's R u g I e t. Rougier.com bobandtom Time to take your health back. So individual results may vary. Of course, Rougette ready is a compounded prescription, so it's not FDA approved. Visit rougiette.com for full safeguard information. That's rougiet.com bobandtom R U G I E T the mint that slips under the tongue. Now when we come back, we're gonna hang out with our special guest and our Special Singers. It's Mr. Stephen Singer and the Steven Singer Singers from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godfrey.

[Chick McGee]

One.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer Sidekick chair.

[Pat Godwin]

Get the number one gift for Valentine's Day. A 24 karat gold dipped rose from Steven Singer jewelers. It's a real rose dipped in real gold and guaranteed to last a lifetime. Go to I hate stevensinger.com before they sell out. It's not a matter of if, but when. So get on it. I hate stephensinger.com.

[Tom Griswold]

There'S Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Speak of the day devil.

[Tom Griswold]

Special guest.

[Chick McGee]

He's right there. I can see him. It's Stephen Singer. He's here with us. I think we can once again have the Stephen Singer Singer sing the Stephen Singer Singer jingle, please.

[Christy Lee]

Stephen Singer Singer on Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I hate stevensinger.com. so nice.

[Pat Godwin]

We're the Steven.

[Christy Lee]

Steven Singer Singer.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

On Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

I hate stevensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's so nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've already got an idea for next year. Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

We get. I. I can get a drum kit in here.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And we.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not going to be happy until the entire symphony's in here. This is it.

[Chick McGee]

We got.

[Tom Griswold]

Have Steven.

[Chick McGee]

Stephen will sit in on drums. Be great with these distinguished musicians. Michael. The great Michael Reed. And the keyboards. And the Steven Singer singers, Annie and Amy. Aren't they gorgeous?

[Stephen Singer]

They are gorgeous and sweet. And she's got a I hate Steven Singer shirt on, which I love. Very, very nice. This is like I feel like the President of the United States when they play Hail to the Chief when you walk in. You know, I get the I hate Steven Singer singers. This is fantastic.

[Pat Godwin]

Except there are a bunch of different presidents.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah, they're like marines. These are gorgeous women I got.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you very much. Thank you very much. Terrific. We certainly enjoy that. But yeah, we get Stephen on the drums.

[Stephen Singer]

Be fancy.

[Chick McGee]

Could you play to that? Do you think you could keep a beat?

[Stephen Singer]

That I could play too?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Stephen Singer]

That I could do.

[Chick McGee]

Can you play Wipeout?

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah, Wipeout, Stairway to Heaven. Some of the things from Muscle Memory I could play.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. You know that type of stuff. This portion of the Bomb and Tom show is brought to you by Stephen Singer Jewelers. As we just mentioned, including those special roses over there, the sunset rose available. I want to say Valentine's Day. I know this. Valentine's Day is a Saturday this year, February.

[Tom Griswold]

14Th.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. And since it's a Saturday, that means getting a reservation could be tricky. So get it now much the same way one should act. Now to get some nice jewelry for your sweetie from Stephen Singer.

[Christy Lee]

And I need to thank Mr. Singer because he set me up with the rest of the Atlas collection.

[Stephen Singer]

You got the beautiful baguette and round, brilliant color cut necklace. You got the bracelet because your little tiny wrist, we made it smaller for you.

[Christy Lee]

The bracelet is earrings.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I love it. I love it all. Thank you.

[Stephen Singer]

Looks beautiful on you and I'm glad that you like it. It's absolutely my pleasure. I'm here usually. You guys are kind enough to invite me in. I'm usually here a week or so later, like closer to Valentine's Day. And right now we're here a little early. So the jewelry gods have shined on me with the snow that we're here early, which is great, Great. But the other reason that we're here is last year I had a lot of complaints about the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good. I mean, sorry.

[Stephen Singer]

I'm just telling you. They said we didn't find out early enough about the new color in the rose, and we sold out. And they were like, they, you know, you have to go to. And I said, it takes us a year to build this inventory. We have three factories of hand artisans that are making the. All made by hand. So they're one off. So not like a machine that does it. So I said, I'm going to come in a week earlier and you guys are kind enough to have me. So I'm telling everybody in the Bob and Tom audience, for whatever reason, this thing is selling like hotcakes. And I don't know if it's close. What do you call it? Christine? Ombre.

[Christy Lee]

Because I call it Ombre because it changes colors.

[Chick McGee]

It goes from.

[Stephen Singer]

It looks like the sunset.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Stephen Singer]

And if you look at it from the top, it's different than from the side, which is very, very cool. And it's obviously a popular color. And people are like. So I want the Bob and Tom audience take advantage of free shipping. Don't worry about the snowstorm. Let's get it done now. We'll put a free love note in there. If you're too dumb to write a love note, we have them on the website. You just pull down and pick one that says something on there. We'll do that. Free shipping, free gift packaging, free gift, everything. We make it absolutely painless for you.

[Chick McGee]

And when you say hombre, I keep thinking, well, I hear I just see Clint Eastwood in one of those long cigars. Well, ombre. But it means that color comes with a cowboy hat. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

It means when colors change and go.

[Chick McGee]

From lighter to darker, and then My suggestion at Christmas time in the holiday season for jewelry is, of course, to do it early at Thanksgiving and put. Put, for example, diamond earrings in the mashed potatoes.

[Pat Godwin]

Even Mr. Singer wouldn't condone that.

[Chick McGee]

I see. But here's the suggestion that I've had. You take the Atlas bracelet. Bracelet. And put it on top of that rose. Now we're talking. See, there we go. You can't go wrong with this fellow.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you're cooking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And you may have to be cooking if you don't get a reservation on for Valentine's Day. Now you have to cook yourself. I'm just. People are going to thank me. They've got reservations.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have a get laid guarantee?

[Stephen Singer]

Absolutely. 100. 100. Yep. Yeah. So now, you know what's. When you give that to your woman, she will absolutely get. You won't get laid, but she may absolutely, like, listen. She's gonna look so good going out.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I mean, wow. That's extraordinarily healthy.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Now, are we gonna prepare to do another song? Yeah. A little jingle for Stephen. Oh, yet another jingle for Stephen.

[Stephen Singer]

I feel so special.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here we have Michael Reed and personal. Really? Down at the jewelry store. I bought a necklace for my wife. I got a bracelet for my girlfriend, too.

[Pat Godwin]

At half the prize. That's Steven Singer.

[Chick McGee]

You won't believe what you pay. Oh, yeah. I'll get something for this girl at work.

[Pat Godwin]

It's her birthday.

[Chick McGee]

At Steven Singer, even a scumbag like.

[Stephen Singer]

Me can afford nice jewelry.

[Chick McGee]

He's here on Bob and Tom. I got something for your mom at Steven Singer.

[Stephen Singer]

Singer.

[Pat Godwin]

Very nice. Excellent.

[Chick McGee]

Personal.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Write another verse that has the phrase appearing for the last. Thank you very much, Pat.

[Stephen Singer]

This is very, very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Now we need to check in with the news desk real quick.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you guys want a classic bit of copy comedy?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Chick, would you like to take part.

[Tom Griswold]

In this with me? I hope so. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Only about the veal.

[Tom Griswold]

Only about the veal.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. That's your last line. I am going to ask you. All right, Chick. Did you know Valentine's Day is on a Saturday? Restaurants are going to be very crowded.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have any reservations?

[Tom Griswold]

Only about the view. Only about the view.

[Chick McGee]

And even though you kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

What did I do?

[Pat Godwin]

It worked.

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

Sometimes it's fun to know the punchline first.

[Tom Griswold]

Rarely.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, right, right.

[Chick McGee]

It's like the movie poster that shows you what's gonna happen. What was the famous one where they. Oh, I. The. The. Wasn't it. Was it spock. Lives or something. The.

[Tom Griswold]

On the glass.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

On the. The cups at Burger King or whatever. And they. Yeah. The rosebud was a sled.

[Tom Griswold]

Cup of.

[Chick McGee]

Nevermind. Little Citizen Kane. For you, we have Kristi Lee at the Silac insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

A new study suggests that men assess potential rivals. Assess? Did I say assess?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Potential rivals that have a larger penis as more of a threat.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. But without having seen their penis.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How would they know this? That's the thing.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers analyzed the responses of several hundred men and women.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'll tell you this. If you see a man and his penis is up out. I see that as a potential threat.

[Chick McGee]

Man. Potential threat in a potential arrest.

[Christy Lee]

They didn't actually use people. They used computer generated images.

[Chick McGee]

But that's what.

[Christy Lee]

Of male figures with varying height, body shape and penis size.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they're naked commuter computer generated figures.

[Christy Lee]

Women rated male figures that were taller, had a more V shaped body and a large penis as being more attractive.

[Pat Godwin]

That all that tracks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, but see, but what's not fair about this is you can't. In an experiment, you can't have three variables. It should have been all the same shape, man. And then the different penis sizes. But also, how would a guy know? I mean, unless he sees us coming out of the meetings, how is he going to know that it's a bunch of guys with big penises?

[Christy Lee]

Men rated taller figures that had a more V shaped body and a larger penis as being more intimidating as sexual rivals and fighting opponents.

[Pat Godwin]

All right. Yeah. I don't know that the study really does anything.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, they say, according to this, that results provide the first experimental evidence that males consider penis size when assessing a rival's fighting ability and attractiveness.

[Chick McGee]

But that's ridiculous. There's no way they would know.

[Stephen Singer]

Here, whip that out and let's see if I'm going to fight you now. Crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Caveman.

[Al Jackson]

Well, that's the thing.

[Pat Godwin]

This is all ingrained in us. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't extremes the problem though? Too small? Too large?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I think too large is probably a boy. Do you think that's a bigger curse? It's a curse than too small.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, geez.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Let's ask him. Tom, Is it a curse?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Terrible. It's terrible.

[Pat Godwin]

But it's also a great responsibility. Be careful.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm. I'm donating a portion to a organization similar to Locks of Love. Sorry, I don't get it. The study's ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

Okay then.

[Chick McGee]

Because there's no way that men, I mean, I couldn't go around this room and say who has the largest. Oh, well, it's our guest. Of course it's our guest. Mr. Singer.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, stereotypically. So. In this case, they were shown naked. Figures, though. So what situations? A lock, A gym locker room, maybe?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, did.

[Pat Godwin]

Where else are you?

[Chick McGee]

What? I mean, what gym still have a big open shower?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're still naked in the locker room when you're getting dressed.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you're always talking about guys walking around naked.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, that was the other. The gym I used to belong to talked about it. That's the one that you go to, Pat. Yeah, they're naked in there. See? Well, there's a couple guys that are. There was one guy that there blow drying himself in the pubic region. Oh, yeah. Then they ended up putting up signs. Ridiculous. But yeah. No, but you don't. I don't know. I don't think men check out their rivals. Do ladies talk about this, Christy?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait a minute. Do women talk about the size of men's wieners?

[Christy Lee]

Of course we do. Do men talk about ladies breasts? Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

I think women talk about guys wieners more than guys will talk about a woman's body.

[Tom Griswold]

I absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Women can get really dirty. You guys just don't know. You have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we have. We have some kind of an idea.

[Chick McGee]

Now. You've been married. You've been married four times. Let's do in order, starting at small.

[Stephen Singer]

Wow. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember any others but the one I had.

[Chick McGee]

I would throw the question again. Okay, thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

And it's perfect.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Perfect. She said yes.

[Chick McGee]

I just think the study is flawed.

[Pat Godwin]

It sounds a little.

[Christy Lee]

Another one out there I saw yesterday isn't perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Shorthand for too small. Isn't that.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm pretty sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It is not.

[Pat Godwin]

I always just take her word for it. I don't need to sit and think. Does she mean it?

[Christy Lee]

No. You guys overthink this first?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I don't. I don't. I'm. I'm totally cool with what I'm working with.

[Chick McGee]

How many. How many. How many men do you think have a name for their male member?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I've never really run across that.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have a name for yours? No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Little Elvis.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, so you do.

[Chick McGee]

That one time, joking around. I wouldn't have gone with Lizzle. Not like he's a rap artist.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Tom, could we possibly ask you the nickname for yours? I mean, you're you're modest.

[Chick McGee]

I would never say.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, please, please share it with us.

[Chick McGee]

Tex.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good name.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a very good name.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't name it.

[Pat Godwin]

That's even better.

[Tom Griswold]

She wears a cowboy hat when she wants to.

[Christy Lee]

I can't find it right now, so I'll look for it later.

[Chick McGee]

All right, already. What's coming up in the news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have our history lesson, Tommy. We. And we have a lady who's sued because of toilet paper. She is suing because of a toilet paper incident, huh? Yes. We still have to get to our NASA astronaut that is quit. I will say retired. And we didn't get to this yesterday about the guy selling his cars on Facebook. Did we? Talk about.

[Chick McGee]

This is a great story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, we'll get to that.

[Chick McGee]

This is really.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of people swear by selling their cars on Facebook.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's a punchline to this one.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, there's a.

[Chick McGee]

He'll be in prison very soon. If you'd like to know the details. This portion of the Bob and Tom show right now, brought to you by Stephen Singer Jewelers. We got Stephen Singer right here. And right in front of Christy Lee is the new rose. It's the sunset. And as Mr. Singer said, it's gonna be sold out soon. So should we get the Stephen Singer singers to do the jingle one more time? I really like it. It's so sweet. Sounds good, doesn't it? Can you hear the drums?

[Christy Lee]

We're the Steven Singer Singer on Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I hate stevensinger.com.

[Christy Lee]

We'Re the Steven Singer Singers on Bob and Tom. I hate stevensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's nice. Thank you very much, ladies. And you want to tell me more, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Do I want to tell you more? Well, sure I do.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, we could ask him, but what does he know?

[Christy Lee]

What does he know? He's sitting right here. Why don't you ask him?

[Tom Griswold]

Romantic. Breathtaking. Unforgettable.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. Have you been to a wonderful romantic place and you watched the sunset together with your.

[Chick McGee]

I have.

[Christy Lee]

Partner. Well, that's what the new Stephen Singer rose is reminding you of. It's gorgeous. It's the brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold dipped rose. And you can check it [e-mail]. it's guaranteed to last a lifetime. Dipped in pure 24 karat gold with beautiful colors. Stephen Singer makes Valentine's Day a no brainer. All you have to do is go online, order fast, free shipping. It'll get you in a beautiful box with a lovely as you said note.

[Stephen Singer]

Love note Valentine's day card.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

So guys, gals get on this don't wait.

[Chick McGee]

This rose isn't red. Violets are blue. This thing is umbra and I love you.

[Pat Godwin]

Umbra.

[Christy Lee]

Umbre.

[Chick McGee]

Did I get it right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Starting at just 69, the new Sunset rose is exclusively and only at Steven Singer jewelers. Get your sunset rose now ati hate stephensinger.com. once again, don't you forget that fast free shipping Stephen Singer jewelers throw in an at last bracelet. Garlic wink wink. That's I hate stevensinger.com free shipping.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody does free shipping. When did you hit your head, Mr. Singer and get the terrible idea to ship stuff for free? And then if, and then this upgrading guarantee. If I got the diamond earrings last year, I get even bigger ones now.

[Stephen Singer]

We're the only jeweler in the country that does that. Where we'll trade in your dime is always worth what you paid. You buy one, trade in a year later, six months, two years, whatever time you want. Get exactly what you paid towards a bigger pair and just keep upgrading. It's great.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Stephen Singer]

Very easy peasy.

[Pat Godwin]

Try to talk some car dealerships into doing that.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes, I want to trade in my old iPhone and get my.

[Chick McGee]

Get what?

[Stephen Singer]

I. I get 35 for it. Yes, yes.

[Chick McGee]

I get to see some guy driving, seizing. Yeah, it's like the great scene in breaking away where they, they wheel it in, the guy goes refund. Yeah, thank you very much. I just love that scene. I'm gonna keep talking about it forever.

[Tom Griswold]

Or it'll just seem like it.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have today in and more stuff with the Steven Singer Singers. Thank you very much, ladies and gent. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email.

[Pat Godwin]

Get all the contact information you [e-mail].

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. About 15 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. At the Silac insurance news desk it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes siree. And guess what? We are also Java House's official the office beverage of the Bob and Tom show. You can go to java house.com right now and get 25 off your first order with the promo code Bob and Tom. We love Java House.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

What's pimping? Pimping.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize picks. Pimpin Sports Desk, here's Tom with our special guest.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. On the keyboards, the great Michael Reed. And the ladies, we got Annie and Amy, the Steven Singer Singers. And this portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by Stephen Singer jewelry. Ladies, if you would, please.

[Christy Lee]

We're Stephen Singer Singers on both in.

[Chick McGee]

Town.

[Stephen Singer]

I Hate stevensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

With Stephen Singer Singer.

[Pat Godwin]

Steven Singer Singer on the band.

[Chick McGee]

Who are those guys? I hate stevensinger.com. oh, yeah. Thank you very much. That's so nice. We do have Mr. Singer here with us coming up. We're going to be featuring comedian Al Jazeer. I want to remind you Frank Caliendo will be in Omaha tomorrow evening with Willie G. The great Frank Caliendo. He's always.

[Pat Godwin]

Neither of them bothered to come in. Thanks for nothing, fellas. Even would have liked to have meet. Yeah, that Frank G. I'm sure.

[Stephen Singer]

I would love to.

[Chick McGee]

While I'm at it, Haywood bank will be performing another no show in Cincinnati on Thursday the 29th at the Funny Boat. Anything else you'd like to mention? No, I'm fine. We're gonna check in a little bit of a history for you right now, all right? And we'll see. We can maybe do this in quiz form, test Mr. Singer's abilities. Were you not a history too?

[Christy Lee]

Well, either.

[Stephen Singer]

In this, I'm a dopey jeweler. Listen, this is all I could do is this.

[Chick McGee]

This is easy, this first one. He would be known as one of the Founding Fathers. Today, his birthday in 1737. The founding father with the best penmanship.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah.

[Stephen Singer]

Would that be John Hancock?

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

John Hancock, yeah. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

In today's world, I was thinking William Penn. Today's world. Today's world, they wouldn't sign any. Just click the I Agree box.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of something lost there. Let's see now. Happy birthday. Oh, Django Reinhardt. The most famous silent D in remember. What was distinguished about Django?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know who this is.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know who it is.

[Chick McGee]

Guitar player.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, for what? For who?

[Chick McGee]

For himself, he was. And didn't he only have. Have like four fingers or something?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, so he's sort of like a.

[Christy Lee]

Joe Bonamassa guy, like a jazz guy or what?

[Pat Godwin]

Jazz guy, yeah. Old school.

[Chick McGee]

Older. Very old, yeah. Most people never famous movies with the word Django in them.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you have Django Unchained. You have Django. I think just Django. There are, but there are a handful.

[Chick McGee]

There was a movie, just Django.

[Pat Godwin]

I think so, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

One of the sequel to Ringo Sexy Sexy Django.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that one?

[Chick McGee]

One?

[Pat Godwin]

Was that actually one.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Those spaghetti western SL black exploitation mixes.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Okay. How about Ernie kovacs? Born in 1919. Remember?

[Pat Godwin]

Love him. Yeah, yeah. I think he's very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The first guys to use, like, camera tricks on tv.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And if you got your flu shot at the same time that you got.

[Pat Godwin]

I love the Man, Bill, your Covid.

[Tom Griswold]

Shot, what would happen?

[Chick McGee]

You're getting covaxed.

[Pat Godwin]

You were Kovacs.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

You don't have to show off for our guest.

[Chick McGee]

Personal choice. How about this one? It wasn't for us. This is an easy one for our guests.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to make born in 19.

[Chick McGee]

Born in 1951. This guy's first name is Chesley.

[Tom Griswold]

Chesley.

[Chick McGee]

His last name is Sullenberger. Oh, what's his nickname?

[Stephen Singer]

Would that be Captain Sully?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Sully.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Pat Godwin]

One of the worst captains ever to fly.

[Stephen Singer]

It crashed right in the Runway.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Miss those birds next time.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, buddy, where'd you land?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

How much time did he have to think of it? Like five seconds before he said, well, we're going down on the Hudson.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you guys ever been on a plane where you hit a bunch of birds and had to land in a river?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

No, because you fly with good.

[Chick McGee]

Born in 1964. Mariska Hargitay.

[Christy Lee]

Very nice. Beautiful, beautiful woman.

[Chick McGee]

How long has that show's been on the air for what, 70 years now.

[Christy Lee]

NCIS.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the one know Marconi was the original writer on that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he and Dick Wolf both.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

But if you're sentenced to a life sentence in the first episode that was on, you'd be out now with good behavior. Tiffany, Is it Thiessen?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

What's. She's the saved by the bell purse.

[Pat Godwin]

Tiffany Amber Thiessen.

[Tom Griswold]

Tiffany Amber.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, born in 1970.

[Christy Lee]

You kind of like her chick at one point.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, Very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty, pretty lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty, pretty lady.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here's. This is a tough one, Stephen. I don't think you're gonna get this. I would never have gotten it, so I don't want you to feel bad if you don't get it. In 1957, Wham O produced what would become the first Frisbees. Do you remember the original name? Anyone here can help Mr. Singer, if they would like to.

[Christy Lee]

What if we don't know?

[Pat Godwin]

I know the generic ones are known as flying discs, but I don't know the original name of a Frisk.

[Al Jackson]

Be.

[Chick McGee]

They were originally called Pluto platters. Isn't that great?

[Stephen Singer]

I saw one of those in the airport bathroom once. It was a Pluto platter. But no, it was terrible. Anyway. Horrible.

[Christy Lee]

We missed a birthday yesterday, too. I know. We keep doing this. I feel bad. Caitlin Clark's birthday.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. That's why she wears 22.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, 22.

[Chick McGee]

Number 22, of course.

[Stephen Singer]

Very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Injured herself.

[Chick McGee]

And I. And I. And I hope they can figure out what's going on there. Because there may not be a season if they don't get that sorted out. The Pluto platter.

[Stephen Singer]

Never knew that now.

[Chick McGee]

But I don't know. And I should do some homework. Where they came up with Frisbee. Because it is a great name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is. Milton Frisbee was a vice president.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Of Wham.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh. That you don't believe. All right.

[Chick McGee]

But it's a fun thing. Thing where kids and hippies can get together.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Kids and hippies. And Frisbees are good. Tacky sacks are okay, too. Right, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Good.

[Chick McGee]

If you. Have you been reading about those monks walking across the country?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Who has it been? Have you been reading?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

Actually. My cousin saw him in South Carolina. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A bunch of hippies. Do they have hacky sacks?

[Stephen Singer]

Sure they do.

[Chick McGee]

One of those guys lost a leg on this walk. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Got hit by a.

[Chick McGee]

They're walking down the freeway, for God's sake.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Or something like that.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe I should start reading it. Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

He lost it during this walk?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And one of the guys is walking in bare feet.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't get it.

[Stephen Singer]

For you folks in the audience, I want you to know that they don't rehearse any of this stuff. This is all live. This is all spontaneous. They're doing this. This is all.

[Christy Lee]

Is.

[Stephen Singer]

You don't. This is just coming right out live on the air.

[Chick McGee]

I got a name. Mr. Singer.

[Pat Godwin]

Here we go.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

1983, the program the A Team premieres. Can you name two? At least two of the stars?

[Stephen Singer]

Well, Mr. T. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oof.

[Christy Lee]

I couldn't name it.

[Stephen Singer]

The guy with the white hair.

[Chick McGee]

That was.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Breakfast at Tiffany's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Stephen Singer]

I can picture them, but I can't name them.

[Chick McGee]

You can give him a hint. You're a breakfast of Tiffany.

[Christy Lee]

George.

[Chick McGee]

George.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know he was on a team.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I never watched one.

[Pat Godwin]

I love it when a plan comes together.

[Chick McGee]

That's it. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hannibal.

[Chick McGee]

And lastly, in history on. In 1984, Hulk Hogan defeated this gent for his first WWF title.

[Stephen Singer]

No idea.

[Christy Lee]

1984.

[Chick McGee]

In 1984, anyone? Anyone? As Andre the Giant, the Iron Sheik.

[Pat Godwin]

The Iron Chic was so funny. Funny.

[Stephen Singer]

He was great. Iron Sheet.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate all of you.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it was WrestleMania 2 where Hogan body slammed Andre the Giant.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Quite a feat.

[Tom Griswold]

They had to bring Andre in on a cherry picker or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, comedian Al Jackson. We're gonna hang out.

[Tom Griswold]

He's doing comedy now.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna hang up, hang out with. With the Steven Singer scene. We have a great news story about a lunatic that involves jumping naked into a river and stealing something. And we've got a theft in the news that may have been inspired by the movie Animal House.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I want you to think about that.

[Pat Godwin]

For a great float.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

You'll see. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Stephen Singer]

Us.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We have a special guest.

[Chick McGee]

We do indeed. Thank you very much, Chick. And we've got a couple guests. We're going to talk with Al Jackson in just a couple seconds. Seconds. Here we have. Mr. Stephen Singer is here with us, of course, the proprietor of Stephen Singer Jewelers. And we have the Steven Singer Singers and Michael Reed right there behind the glass. They're gonna do a little jingle for us.

[Christy Lee]

We're the Steven Singer Singers on Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I hate Steven Singer.

[Christy Lee]

With Steven Singer Singers on Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I hate stevensinger.com. yeah. That's so nice. And Mr. Singer is here with us. We're about to introduce him to Al Jackson joining us from Colorado. And Mr. Al Jackson will be on stage tonight and tomorrow, Fort Collins, Colorado. And, Al, we were hoping that all this snow would be dumping on you, particularly in the ski resorts, but it's not. It's everywhere else in the country. What's going on here?

[Al Jackson]

No, we just got the cold and I just walked over to a window in My house. And you know how, like, you know it's cold because you can just feel it right on the other side. It feels like a horror movie. Like it's that cold. And you just say to yourself, like, what would happen if human beings didn't have windows and doors? I wouldn't make. Make it 10 minutes outside. I'm such a domesticated animal. It's so. It's freezing outside, but it's warm inside. And Tom, let me say this. I want to say shout out to Stephen Singer. You don't know me, but, man, I know you. You sent me some jewelry to give to my daughter years ago and she loved it. She's now in college and I just wanted to say, man, I appreciate you and I hope you realize how dope it is you travel around with your own band.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes, yes.

[Al Jackson]

That is. That's like something like if somebody told 9 year old you that, you'd have been like, get out of here. Like, oh, you know, that's my. It doesn't matter. My singers, you're not our rolls.

[Stephen Singer]

Thank you for the kind words. I'm waiting for them to learn a second verse. They only know one verse, that's the only problem. Other than that they're fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, ask and you shall receive. You, you will regret. You will regret that. Oh, yes, I can guarantee it.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Well, speaking of jewelry, I'm looking at a photograph right now. We saw this yesterday and apparently Christy knows this. This lady lady with. With the win by IU in the college football championships. Al as you. You know the name of the coach, of course, yes.

[Al Jackson]

Signetti.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the people are taking off with all kinds of plays on that. One of them are earrings that look like big cigarettes dangling from their ears.

[Pat Godwin]

And no lot lizard should be without.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. My thought would be, if you have that super fan, you can go on like ebay and buy these for 10 bucks. But then you have to compliment them with a pair of real earrings from Stephen Singer. Who's the famous Stephen Singer diamond earrings. You give her the silly cigarette earrings for her fandom, by the way, they also have ones that look like the old Marlboro logo.

[Christy Lee]

The front of the pack.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the front of the pack. Those are like nine bucks. But that'd be a nice gift, I think the combination of those because you've got enough time and for Valentine's Day to order those. But the cigarette earrings are quite cute, I think.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Al Jackson]

I think those will be really dope. I just think that we act like cigarettes and I understand we were like, we. We can't. We act like cigarettes just didn't exist in our culture. You don't see people on TV or actors smoking. But, like, that's how I think about my childhood. Good is like, even the dividers at the grocery store would be like, virginia Slim, you've come a long way, baby. And it, like, it takes me back to being with my grandmother. Seeing Paul Mall by. It's just like all those. Does it, like, it was, like, such a part of our culture. So, like, I'm real. I'm. If I saw a girl with cigarette earrings, I'd be like, what's up, girl?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Kelly Some. She's a big IU fan.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You fan?

[Pat Godwin]

I.

[Chick McGee]

She's the one that showed me.

[Stephen Singer]

Me the.

[Chick McGee]

That's how I know about him. She said, have you seen these. These cigarette earrings?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think I'll offer something from Stephen.

[Al Jackson]

Have you guys talked about the fact that that was the greatest miracle in maybe sports history? Like the idea of IU winning the college football championship five years ago? What. I think it would have been the same odds as me beating Mike Tyson. Like, that was not gonna happen. Yeah, it's. It's like, it's almost not a movie. Because if you sent that script. Script. As I've submitted scripts, you would get notes back. Like, you should change the school to make it more realistic, like maybe UCLA or a team that hasn't won in a while, but IU to win it. It's one of the craziest sports things ever. So shout out to y' all what a couple sports years that Indiana's had.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Al, I understand you are going to be live. Am I correct in saying this at the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins, Colorado, tonight and tomorrow. Tomorrow.

[Al Jackson]

That's right. Live and direct. Come on in. I love. I'll tell you on behalf of every comedian. I know people complain about the weather, but it's great for comedy because people come on in and hear some jokes. So, yeah, this is. This is great comedy weather, and I think we all need to hear a little bit of laughter. And I will provide that this weekend at the Comedy for. So if you're around, come on through.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now it's time for you to educate me. We should explain this to Mr. Singer. That Al, as you can guess, you, you might assume, slightly more hipper than I am. He views. He's used the word dope twice in this presentation already. In my case, I would think dope would be a stupid person, but apparently. Apparently that makes me the Dope. Because dope apparently means something. Is.

[Stephen Singer]

I thought he was a drug dealer. No, I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Cool, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man, you got.

[Al Jackson]

Most drug dealers don't say it on the radio.

[Chick McGee]

That's not a good way to Now. So, Al, what have you got for me in the realm of contemporary hip hop lingo?

[Al Jackson]

Tom, I was talking to my girl the other day, and I don't know what I saw, but it took me back to, like, my, you know, my teenage years, the mid-90s, in a phrase we used to say all the time. And I'm gonna ask you if you can tell me what you think it is. What would the phrase Front street mean?

[Chick McGee]

Front Street?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Would this be a reference to a. A woman's body?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Up front.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was boobs. For sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Have you seen the Front street on Gladys? Of course, Gladys would be in a casket, but let's see now.

[Al Jackson]

Some people are into that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, anyone have any ideas here? Can you use it in a sentence.

[Al Jackson]

That might be giving it away, but.

[Chick McGee]

Like.

[Al Jackson]

Look, I pulled Christy Lee aside last week, and I was like, I wasn't trying to put her on Front Street. I was just making a joke.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like dater. You want to put somebody, like, number one on your date list?

[Al Jackson]

No, front is short for confront. So, like, when you're. When you're like. So if. If we're, like, all sitting around and we'll be like, let's be honest. We know. We all know that Josh took the money out of petty cash. And Josh be like, don't put me on Front Street.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't do that.

[Al Jackson]

Like, so it's like, you're okay. Yeah. So it's just like, why are you trying to. It's usually in front of people. And so, like, it's like, oh, you know, Al put Josh on Front street of the bus stop, and they almost got a fight. Like, that's. It's. It's just like you confronted somebody publicly.

[Pat Godwin]

So how did you say it to your girl?

[Al Jackson]

No, I saw. We were walking, and I saw a street that said Front street, and I.

[Tom Griswold]

Was like, oh, yeah.

[Al Jackson]

I saw an actual street, and it, like, took me back 30 years.

[Pat Godwin]

That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

So not really used in. In the contemporary.

[Al Jackson]

It's one of those words that didn't make it, but they're so. Like, you mentioned earlier on the show dope, which of all the words, when I was growing up, I was like, there is no way dope is going to be a word like cool or awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

Or hot.

[Al Jackson]

That's gonna make it, you know, really just be a lifetime word. But dope went away, as I expected, in the 2000s, but then it just came back and it stayed.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Al Jackson]

It's back and it's like part of the language now.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Al Jackson]

Because you can say anything and it's quick. It's just like, oh, we went. It was pretty dope. I didn't know.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't.

[Al Jackson]

Wasn't expecting it. It was dope. So, Tom, why don't you use to open a sentence and try not to sound like a cop. Do it in front of the Steven Singer Singers like you're trying to be as cool as possible.

[Tom Griswold]

Try not to sound like a cop. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'll tell you what, Daties. Excuse me.

[Christy Lee]

Did you just call him Diddy?

[Chick McGee]

No, Daddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look at them tingle bitties.

[Stephen Singer]

I was trying to say.

[Chick McGee]

I was trying to say dope. Ladies. You ladies, thank you for preparing yourselves and putting on makeup and fixing up your hair and stuff and even wearing the I hate Stephen Singer shirt in. In the case of Annie. That's extraordinarily dope of you.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was cop like.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, that's right before the muscle rips the Tom shirt open to find the wire.

[Tom Griswold]

We got one, boss.

[Chick McGee]

Well, so sorry. Well, thank you very much. Al. Al Jackson, live and in person this evening once again at the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins, Colorado. And don't get too cold, would you please. Do you have some kind of a rain dance that you can segue into a snow dance for me so I can head out to Colorado, do some skiing? Maybe on President.

[Al Jackson]

President's week weekend, even if there's no snow, we'll hang. I'll be your fun, cool black friend in the lobby. You go out, you do the. You do. You leave your card at the bar. I'll hold it down and I'll make sure, like, it's a nice social situation when you come back in from skiing or whatever, y'.

[Chick McGee]

All. Oh, I'm bringing my kids so you could be their Uncle Al.

[Pat Godwin]

Aw, yes.

[Al Jackson]

And then you can explain that story.

[Chick McGee]

And then for your kids, I could be their Uncle Tom.

[Al Jackson]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a second. Do you.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Al Jackson]

He was one of those dudes. He was like a real man, and he worked with his hands his whole life. He's. He's one of those guys that I always remember. Have you ever shaken the hand of, like, a real man? Like, he.

[Chick McGee]

His hand.

[Al Jackson]

He was like. Remember when, like, the Skin came off of the Terminator, and it was just that metal hand. Like, that's how his. He was just a strong dude because he'd been working with his hands his entire life. Life? No. Planet fitness. No. Working out. I'm just talking about, like, lifting things and grabbing. He was, like, the strongest dude, and if you called.

[Chick McGee]

If you called him dope, he'd punch you in the face.

[Al Jackson]

He wouldn't even know what that meant. That's what a real he.

[Chick McGee]

Like, hey, that's fly, brother.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah. How'd that go?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Al Jackson]

Now Tom's in the trunk of the car of the gang he was infiltrating.

[Stephen Singer]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Al.

[Al Jackson]

Hey, I love y'.

[Pat Godwin]

All.

[Christy Lee]

Have a great show.

[Chick McGee]

Time to check in with with Chick McGee. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Chick Magee. Chick McGee's picks are posted right now, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Chicken? Yes, the Chick McGee on Instagram.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much for a big. They're probably gonna have huge ratings for the NFL. They always get them anyway. But they'll be especially big, I think, with so many people snowed in. Coming up this Sunday when we return, we have Christie Lee at the news desk. What have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a Kansas City man in trouble for Selling his cars on Facebook in an unusual way. We have a guy who, as Tom mentioned earlier, like to jump to the river naked, but he was carrying something very special and a deer and a bank. We'll talk about it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Good to know. And if we have time, we have got a. A robbery that may have been inspired by the great movie Animal House.

[Pat Godwin]

You know why that deer was in the bank, right? Why? Looking for his dough. Stephen Singer. That's why you sponsor my chair. Understand that.

[Stephen Singer]

Is there any way I can get out of this contract?

[Chick McGee]

Is there any way, you know, is.

[Stephen Singer]

There like a loophole somewhere like that, you know, like that.

[Chick McGee]

That would not. That would not be dope. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize for picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick Magay. You can hear that live piano music. That is great stuff coming from our good friend Michael Reed. And he's got the Steven Singer singers in there. And this portion of the Bob and Tom show continues to be brought to you by Stephen Singer jewelers. Ladies, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

We're the Steven Singer singers on bob and tongue. I hate stevensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

Where the Steven Singer singers.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I hate stevensinger.com. yeah, thank you very much. I'll be working on that second. Second verse. We'll see how that goes. All right, now we have another special guest joining us. And I believe he is he in the war room in there with you guys. It's. There we go. It's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at this guy.

[Chick McGee]

It's a comedian. Jeff. Oscar.

[Tom Griswold]

Check that out.

[Chick McGee]

And he's wearing a. A beautiful pink jacket.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he is.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm in the failed to mention news lounge, everybody. Yeah, you are. Oh, man, I'm feeling good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We give you a lot of the news each week. We don't give you. Oh, you know what we need? A little ambiance.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man, this is good.

[Chick McGee]

I like the music.

[Pat Godwin]

A little background. We give you a lot of the news each week. We don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you the news that we failed to mention. The ladies are big fans. They wrote a little jingle for me.

[Chick McGee]

Here's Dev asking. Try not to suck.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right. Oh, we got some fog now. I love it. We got the fog. Hey, how about a little disco ball for me?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that fog or is the room on fire?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man, I've been cheaping up. A grave robber was arrested and police found hundreds of skulls and bones throughout his home. What? You failed to mention. When this guy says heads will rule, he really means it.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. We need a drummer in there.

[Pat Godwin]

How about this? We learned that sometimes hearses will go through the McDonald's drive through so dad can have his last cup of coffee.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

You failed to mention. Ba ba ba ba ba. I'm loving death.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the music isn't really help you.

[Pat Godwin]

He does have a drum. Oh, man, it is getting smoky in here.

[Stephen Singer]

I can't even see.

[Pat Godwin]

Like too much fog for that small space. A missing wallaby was found at his local Walmart bouncing around the aisles. What? You failed to mention a wallaby at Walmart. A hundred dollars says he was hopped up on meth. Hopped up on meth? Wallaby?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. If you set those jokes on fire, it would add more smoke.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, dude, there is a lot of smoke. Sorry, ladies. A man was arrested after assaulting a man for ice fishing. Too close to him. What you failed to mention. I told you this ice ain't thick enough for the both of us. No. Okay. And finally.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this is the clothes.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's a. Yeah. This is getting hot in here. A tiktoker was arrested after attempting to stay all night at a Walmart for some sort of tik tock challenge. What you failed to mention. Now he's participating in the don't get your booty hole violated challenge. The singers were shocked. Oh my God.

[Christy Lee]

Day with failed dementia news.

[Chick McGee]

Better luck next time.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks, ladies.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. I didn't even know we had a fog machine. I'll have to look at the invoice. Thank you very much. Well, welcome back to the Bomb and Tom program. Mr. Steven Singer is our guest. I have some technical jewelry questions.

[Christy Lee]

There's your man.

[Stephen Singer]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody asks questions like you do, Tom.

[Stephen Singer]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Stephen, you're a hands on guy. You've got your jewelry store in Philadelphia and in the beginning you're a self made man. You started out with a small store. I know the story early on when you'd be behind the counter.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And maybe you've trained your people. Can you tell if a guy is buying a Valentine's day gift? Gift for his wife or side piece.

[Stephen Singer]

Well, there's a couple of telltale signs.

[Chick McGee]

Aha.

[Stephen Singer]

One thing is they will buy two of the same item and this way they don't have to remember what they got. And the receipts or appraisals or anything gets mixed up.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man, that's smart.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think that's smart, though.

[Pat Godwin]

That is smart.

[Christy Lee]

No, it is smart.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's real smart.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah, they'll buy.

[Chick McGee]

She takes it back and she goes, wait a second.

[Stephen Singer]

Well, that's a problem. But no, they will buy too. And then a lot of times they'll alert you to something. But I'll tell you a story. Early on, when I was very, very young, a guy came in with his wife and bought a lovely gift. And it was very, very nice. And a few weeks later, he came in with his daughter and bought a lovely gift. I said, well, this is similar to the one you got his wife. And my boss at the time nearly strangled me because it was his girlfriend, not his daughter. And I tried to cover that up, but, you know, I. It put. Put my foot in my mouth. I got you confused. I don't know what the hell I said, but it didn't work. But I said, this guy's an idiot. Why wouldn't he go somewhere else? And why wouldn't he give me a hint, you know? Like, how would I know I'm dope, You know what I mean? So I blamed him. But it's. Guys do do that. Yes. It's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Stephen Singer]

And usually they buy something nicer for the girlfriend.

[Christy Lee]

That's what. Exactly what I was going to ask you. I bet they spend more money on the girlfriend.

[Chick McGee]

Is there's. I mean, obviously there's a certain seasonality to jewelry. For example, right now at Steven Singer Jewelers, you've got all kinds of diamond earrings, etc.

[Tom Griswold]

Etc.

[Chick McGee]

Bracelets, necklaces. You've also got the roses we've been talking a lot about. And by the way, they're selling out rapidly. You can. I'll give you some details on how to get one soon. But there's a certain seasonality. Is there an I'm sorry season where guys come in that have to do a little makeup work that's all year round? That's 360.

[Stephen Singer]

Guys screw up all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that.

[Stephen Singer]

That's easy.

[Chick McGee]

I know that diamond engagement rings are huge. Yes. But you know, is that seasonal? Seasonal, I should say Valentine's Day is.

[Stephen Singer]

Number one, Christmas is number two, and then the spring is number three. I mean, we sell Them all year round, obviously, but people love to get engaged on Valentine's Day and Christmas is certainly a big one. And then like, you know, the spring when love is blooming and things like that, and people are, like, on the beach or those types of things.

[Chick McGee]

At the risk. At the risk of being technical and boring, which I'm not very technical, how does someone buy a ring for someone without knowing how big their finger is? What's the rule? What is the rule of thumb?

[Stephen Singer]

The rule of thumb is, Josh, for acknowledging there's. We make it very easy. In other words, if there's a standard size of that fits 90% of the people, it's like a six and a half or seven. Like, it may be too big or too small, but you can get it on. Sometimes people like finger sizes go very small and very large. But if they are remote, we give them free ring sizers or mail them to them or they can take them.

[Chick McGee]

Is that like piece of paper with holes in it?

[Stephen Singer]

No, it's actually little ring size. They're plastic, but they're the same ones that we use in the jewelry store and just as accurate. And they're. They're very nice. Not as comfortable as the metal ones, but that you can size someone's finger up and then we'll size it and adjust it, you know, afterwards while they wait.

[Chick McGee]

For free.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but how do you keep it a surprise if you're sizing her finger?

[Stephen Singer]

Well, you know. Well, in other words, most of the time what they'll do is we'll get a description, like, you know, what's their height, you know, what's their body type, that type of thing, you know, and.

[Christy Lee]

You can guess usually.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah. If they have, like, long piano fingers or shorter fingers, that type of thing, we'll do it. But we have a really cool thing. We have these coasters, you know, for drink coasters. And they have the ring sizes built into it. So we have it, like at restaurants and bars and things like that, where you go, oh, let's just see what it is, you know, that gets it to within a half a size. So it'll fit. It maybe need to be adjusted, but it's a. It's like a nonchalant way of.

[Chick McGee]

I've got a great idea. Do you ever watch those Hallmark Christmas movies?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I got a product placement idea for Stephen Singer. Julie.

[Stephen Singer]

Okay, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Giant snowstorm. Very typical of those movies. And all the guy has is the kit with the plastic rings. Right, but. And since he can't get the real ring because of this snowstorm. Then he takes out the plastic one and proposes with that. And then, of course, you show up after the snow clears and give him the real ring. What do you think?

[Stephen Singer]

No, I say stick with radio.

[Chick McGee]

It's, you know, it's.

[Stephen Singer]

You know, you're very good at this. You've been doing this for a long time.

[Chick McGee]

Some other jeweler.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes. In the Hallmark movie, Right.

[Christy Lee]

Don't they say write what you know.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not romantic.

[Stephen Singer]

If you gave her the plastic ring sizer right after you gave her the cigarette earrings, man, that would be. That's like a one, two punch. That is really, really.

[Chick McGee]

Now that you mentioned it, yes. I better shut up. Christy, we've promised a couple quick stories here. What have you got?

[Christy Lee]

A Kansas City man is accused of selling cars on Facebook Market Marketplace. Not unusual. And stealing them back. The Kansas City Police Department said it launched the investigation after receiving eight stolen vehicle reports that followed a similar pattern. Each victim had bought either a 2013 grey Honda Civic or a 2013 brown Buick Verano through Facebook Marketplace from the same seller. And soon after the sale went through, their vehicle would be stolen. A 24 year old man was identified as the suspect behind the elaborate car scam. Jackson county prosecutor Melissa Johnson announced that the man faces six counts of first degree tampering with a motor vehicle and eight counts of forgery.

[Chick McGee]

If so, he's selling the same car over and over again.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's stealing it back and then selling it again.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it.

[Christy Lee]

He faces up to 98 years in prison. Got to give him credit. He's.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often. Often that someone keeps the set of keys.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But I guess with Facebook Marketplace now, it's even easier than it ever was. Yeah. Well. But he'll be doing some time.

[Christy Lee]

Looks like it. If he's convicted. A lot of time.

[Chick McGee]

If he's convicted. Okay. Okay. What else you got?

[Christy Lee]

In Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, a man bought a stolen harp. He brought a stolen harp, rather, stolen harp, to a state park chick before disrobing and jumping into a river. River.

[Pat Godwin]

A stolen harp.

[Chick McGee]

Now, this is not like a harmonica harp. It's a. The giant angel. Angel harp. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they have wheels on them? Wheels on the case. Right. I think.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

They're heavy.

[Chick McGee]

They have wheels on the. On the harp.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Wheels on the harp, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A spokesperson for Pittsburgh Public Safety said multiple agencies were called to Point State park on reports of a man in the water. First responders were able to bring the man to shore and Take him to Up MC Mercy Hospital. According to police, the man brought the full sized harp, which is valued at about $30,000.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're very nice.

[Christy Lee]

To the riverbank before removing his clothes and jumping into the water.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

They have since located the harp's owner and are working to return the stolen instrument.

[Chick McGee]

He's in big trouble.

[Pat Godwin]

You hear that, chick? He's in big trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, big treble. I miss treble first time through.

[Christy Lee]

Well, at least he didn't bring the harp into the water with.

[Chick McGee]

Kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

I said we were looking for carp.

[Chick McGee]

You know how they caught him? Oh, harpoon.

[Tom Griswold]

Harpoon man.

[Pat Godwin]

You think our players get a lot of harpoon?

[Chick McGee]

Where did this happen?

[Christy Lee]

Pittsburgh.

[Chick McGee]

Also, he was a Pittsburgh staler.

[Pat Godwin]

At least he's having fun, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

You are having a good time.

[Pat Godwin]

Hard to get mad at him. He's having a good time over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember why you were here? First time you heard Titsburg feelers. Hilarious. That to me was the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[Chick McGee]

I would think 30,000 is probably pretty.

[Pat Godwin]

Cheap for a harp.

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea. I didn't. That sounds expensive.

[Tom Griswold]

You think that's a bargain basement harp?

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Pat Godwin]

Really? No kidding?

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Remember we had one in here and first of all, they're the size of a car.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're huge.

[Pat Godwin]

They are very big. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they're. I mean, and they're incredibly difficult to play and tune. And I just think 30.30k seems to be to be below end.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man, that sounds expensive. Expensive.

[Chick McGee]

So is anyone asking what this lunatic had in mind?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Did they know why he had this harp?

[Christy Lee]

That's all I got. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Just seems incredibly crazy to go.

[Christy Lee]

Where would you even go to find a harp to steal a Harpery?

[Pat Godwin]

Go to the nearby Harpery.

[Tom Griswold]

Harper. No, I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

That's where you store them.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, never mind.

[Chick McGee]

This portion of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

He's in big, big treble now.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Now this, it's brought to you by Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

In a world in need of a hero, one man rises to the challenge in style. He's just driving the kids to soccer practice.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Harry.

[Chick McGee]

Hyundai in the all new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid eP. Estimated 619 miles of range on select trims. Advanced tech and class leading interior space. Christie's our Hyundai lady.

[Christy Lee]

Love my Hyundai. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And remember the rule. No cleats on the seats, please. But it's got the. What do you call them? The captain's chairs for the back seats. You can get to that third seat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Without climbing over the seats and getting those cleat marks.

[Christy Lee]

And the third seat's a power seat. So you just, and then you have car cargo space.

[Chick McGee]

Fold that baby down.

[Tom Griswold]

They are the captain seats. Now.

[Chick McGee]

What was the sound that the seat makes again? Okay, thank you. Okay. Thank you. It's the Hyundai. Visit HyundaiUSA.com for all the information about the beautiful Palisade hybrid. Once again, 619 miles of range and terrific gas mileage.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they get great gas mileage.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Look it up. Go to HyundaiUSA.com for more details or call them 562-314-4603. That's HyundaiUSA.com h y u N D A I Coming up, Christy, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have, as you put it, a, an Animal House theft, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Reminiscent from a.

[Chick McGee]

Perhaps, perhaps the idea came from the movie Animal House.

[Pat Godwin]

And Tom, I can get you a beginner harp for around 300 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Your intermediate harps range from 500 to 1500. And your professional, they cost between 50,000 and 150,000. Yeah, I thought, man, so you could either get a house or a harp.

[Tom Griswold]

A harp.

[Chick McGee]

And they have wheels. And I understand the hybrid harp gets 619 miles of range.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't that nice?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So you could drive it to Pittsburgh and jump on the jump in the river. Okay. You're welcome. We're hanging out with Steven Singer. Don't forget Steven Singer Jewelers @IHATE stevensinger.com sponsoring our show this morning. We certainly appreciate that. Don't forget about those beautiful roses. They're selling out fast. @IHATE stevensinger.com these are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and tom bob and tom.combank.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Stephen Singer]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of weird that we have Stephen Singer not in the Steven Singer sidekick chair, but Mr. Singer himself is in the building with us. Right over there in a different chair.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Very confusing. We also have Michael Reed in the keyboards and Annie and Amy, the Steven Singer Singers ladies At your convenience, could you please sing the jingle with Steven.

[Christy Lee]

Singer Singers on Bob and Tom? I hate stevensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

We'Re the Steven Singer Singer. You told us before.

[Pat Godwin]

Song One verse more.

[Christy Lee]

I hate Steven Singer dot com. Something new, ladies with Steven Singer Singer on Valentine's Day.

[Chick McGee]

I hate Steven singer.com where the Steven Singer Singer when? Get your sunset roll.

[Stephen Singer]

I hate stevensinger.com There we go.

[Pat Godwin]

We hate them too.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much and this portion of the Bible Time show brought to you by Stephen Singer Jewelers and featuring Christy Lee. We have just a few minutes left for some news. Have we missed anything?

[Christy Lee]

What did we miss? Let's see here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, about the. The guy stealing the thing. The store.

[Christy Lee]

An apparent shoplifter was caught stuffing steak and brisket down his pants at a Florida supermarket. WPLG reports security footage captured at Kosher Kingdom.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome to Kosher Kingdom.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, can I get some?

[Chick McGee]

Welcome.

[Stephen Singer]

That was a circusized piece of meat.

[Tom Griswold]

Something. Smart ass.

[Chick McGee]

No, not a ham.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't ask for bacon. Don't ask for pork.

[Christy Lee]

An adventura shows the man pulling a massive brisket from a cooler and stuffing it down his pants.

[Chick McGee]

This is right out of Animal House.

[Christy Lee]

He does the same with a package of steak. Owner Phil Einhorn told the station that employees chased after the man and called police. They were able to recover the stolen merchandise after the suspect abandoned it and then fled.

[Tom Griswold]

So did they resell it after.

[Christy Lee]

That is a great question. Chick. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Brisket, that's substantial.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that guy's boy, brisket is tricky. Low and slow, man. Low and slow. Phone.

[Chick McGee]

I understand that he had a. The. The frequent shoppers card.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, at.

[Chick McGee]

What was the name of the place again?

[Christy Lee]

Kosher Kingdom.

[Chick McGee]

Kosher Kingdom. He had the frequent shopper card. So the judge is going to give him 3% off his sentence.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that right?

[Chick McGee]

And if he does it nine more times, he gets a free year.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't he in jail? From Friday at sunset until now.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Singer.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Singer. What did your mother. Mother who? I don't know. How did she refer to prison? Did she have a nickname for it? My mother did. I want to see if the years had the same.

[Stephen Singer]

I don't remember speaking to my mother.

[Chick McGee]

That much about prison.

[Stephen Singer]

It was one of my aspirations. I was arrested a few times, never convicted, so I never actually served anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, that's what a normal person would say to you.

[Chick McGee]

My mother, always forgotten for some reason, referred to it as the who's gal.

[Stephen Singer]

The whooscow.

[Chick McGee]

You ever Heard that?

[Stephen Singer]

I have heard that, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Where does that come from?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, but what a weird yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would she talk to you about. We've never asked you that. Why would she talk to you about prison?

[Chick McGee]

If I didn't get myself sorted out, I was going to end up in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Who.

[Chick McGee]

Scout.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not because you were behaving yourself. She'd talk about jail.

[Stephen Singer]

But my mother did say before I left, she goes, are you going? My mother's 87. And she goes, she likes to listen, you know, on the radio or something. She likes to tune in and do whatever. And she's pretty good with technology and stuff, right? She goes, are you going to see your boyfriends Tom and Bob?

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Stephen Singer]

And I said, well, I'm going to see Bob and Tom. And like that. She goes, all right, well, have fun with your little friends. She thinks, like, I'm going on a camp outing or something like that. Oh, but they said they're so cute. Like. Like that.

[Chick McGee]

She's the greatest.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes. Now, so her name is Sheila.

[Christy Lee]

Sheila.

[Chick McGee]

Now, what are you gonna get? Like, well, if she's listening, I guess.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

This is a yes or no question. Are you gonna get Sheila something from your store for Valentine's Day?

[Stephen Singer]

I always do.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Stephen Singer]

I always do.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have to say it out loud. Oh, no, I got a hint for you.

[Stephen Singer]

I'm getting her cigarette earrings. It's got to be terrific.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't know she was.

[Stephen Singer]

And a plastic ring sizer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Stephen Singer]

The ultimate I love you, mommy gifts.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's great that your mom's still with us.

[Stephen Singer]

No, she. She's. Yeah, my dad's 90, my mom's 87, and they're both making me crazy. But. No, they both are terrific. But she really does. She. She likes to listen. So she's got the app and she listens back in Philadelphia and Like that. And. And she thinks you guys are the greatest. She thinks. I'll tell you how cool she is. She thinks you're very hip.

[Pat Godwin]

So.

[Chick McGee]

She was born in the 1800s time.

[Stephen Singer]

We've heard that. Yes. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Now we gotta. Next time we can do a new. A second verse.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you didn't write all of that.

[Tom Griswold]

About Steven Singer's mom.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you had already jumped into with Sheila's kid. What's your dad's name?

[Stephen Singer]

Her last name?

[Chick McGee]

No, your dad.

[Stephen Singer]

My dad's name is Bernie.

[Chick McGee]

Bernie with Bernie and Sheila's kid. Help me with this. Yeah. Rhyme with kid.

[Pat Godwin]

A lid.

[Chick McGee]

You got your lid. Okay. There we go. You could buy some nice jewelry or pot in a lid. Wait a minute now.

[Tom Griswold]

They used to call it a lid.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're worth going way back paying a lid.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, and somewhere Sheila's going. Listen to the hip lingo.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thanks, Stephen. Our show today, special guest and special attribution going on to Mr. Stephen Singer. And check out all the inventory at I hate stevensinger.com engagement rings, diamonds, diamonds and diamonds. Always the real ones and the beautiful roses. Thank you so much, everybody. Thank you, Michael and thank you, Annie and Amy. Always a terrific job. You girls are lovely and you sing so well and Michael's great. I recommend checking out all the cool Roadmaster stuff out there online and some great videos of the guys at the Vogue years ago. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by John Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, I'm Chris VanVliet, host of the number one podcast Insight with Chris VanVleet. On the show, I sit down with the biggest names in pro wrestling, sports, film and beyond. These are real long form conversations that go behind the scenes and beyond the headlines. With people like John Cena, the Undertaker, Cody Rhodes and more. We talk mindful mindset, motivation and what.

[Al Jackson]

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[Chick McGee]

This is Insight with Chris Family.

[Pat Godwin]

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