The BOB & TOM Show - January 26, 2026

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show – January 26, 2026

Podcast Summary by The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

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Episode Overview

This episode delivers The BOB & TOM Show’s signature mix of comedy, irreverent banter, listener letters, quirky news, sports debates, and musical tomfoolery. Broadcasting live during a massive winter storm that has paralyzed much of the country, the cast—Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, and Ace Cosby—remind listeners that they’re “essential employees.” The show brings warmth and laughs to listeners stuck indoors, mixing commentary on snowy football games, daredevil building climbers, TSA oddities, relationship quirks, and plenty of crowd-pleasing puns.

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Key Topics & Discussions

1. Pat Godwin’s Musical Comedy: “Steal My Identity”

• [00:55]
  • Pat opens with a wry, bluesy original about the woes of identity theft: “Feel free to steal my identity… My mom, her maiden name’s Qwerty, 1-2-3-4 is my passcode…”
  • Notable lyric: “I had three surgeries with insurance… Take my name, give me a brand new start…”

2. Weather Woes and Live-In-Studio Gloating

• [03:41–18:00]
  • The cast bickers about driving in hazardous weather, mocking each other’s choices and “live” bravado.
    • Chick: “I breezed in, I got here in 10 minutes…”
    • Tom: “That’s because no one else is out!” [13:40]
  • Listener letters pour in from various snowy locales, a few “real men” ribbing the crew for “whining” about heading into work.

3. Football Talk: Super Bowl Picks & Snow Games

• [04:25; 46:24; 141:03]
  • Super Bowl is set: “Seattle and New England. How about that?” [04:27]
  • Chick celebrates his on-air sports picks (“Two-for-two, baby!” [04:15])
  • Tom rails against outdoor NFL games in blizzard conditions:
    • Tom: “It’s just ridiculous. It takes all the skill out of it.” [05:36]
    • Chick: “It would be like having a bowling tournament and throwing oil on the lanes halfway through…” [05:17]
  • Later, NFL great Joe Theismann calls in to explain weather is “the same for both teams,” reminding Tom that adversity is part of football:
    • Joe: “It’s a question of how you handle them... The elements are the same for everybody.” [137:57]
  • Hilarity emerges over the “Waffle House Index” (judging disasters by whether a Waffle House closes) and speculation about the practicality of baked potato bars at Super Bowl parties.

4. Extreme Climbing & Netflix Stunts

• [07:00–12:00; 61:06–64:21]
  • The team discusses climber Alex Honnold’s free solo ascent of Taipei 101, aired live with a 10-second delay “in case he fell.”
    • Chick: “The only safety measure was a 10 second delay—for our sake, not his!” [07:47]
    • Tom: “Isn’t that why people are watching?” [09:06]
  • The human angle: Anxiety for climbers’ families, insurance, and the psychology of risking one’s life for spectacle.
  • Notable Halloween: “He had a pouch with chalk behind him—and a pouch with cocaine, just to scoot right up that building!” (Chick, [10:55])
  • Later, discussion on how little Netflix paid him (~$500k), with Christy exasperated: “Baseball players get paid more than that!” [63:37].

5. School, E-Days, & The Mythology of Snow Days

• [18:37–20:11]
  • Chick mourns that e-learning and “E-days” have killed real snow days for kids.
    • Chick: “You learn more on snow days than at school.”
    • Tom: “Simply not true… you learn more in school than grab-assing on a snow hill.”
  • The debate devolves into nostalgia for sledding mishaps and childhood injuries.

6. Listener Mail: Super Bowl Food Controversy

• [22:39, 148:17]
  • Montana listener refutes a survey that claims “baked potatoes” are the #1 Super Bowl party food.
  • The crew is incredulous:
    • Josh: “Number one was baked potatoes at Super Bowl parties—and we were baffled.” [23:23]
  • Joe Theismann, when asked for his party pick: “Chicken wings.” [148:07]

7. TSA Oddities, Turtles in Underwear & Security Theater

• [78:26–83:34]
  • The TSA’s strangest recent finds include “turtles in pants and bra,” razor blades in shoes, a knee brace concealing a knife, and golf bags with guns.
  • Christy: “Pills in your pill caddy? That’ll get you in trouble unless you have the prescription.”
  • The gang riffs on the hazards of pet reptiles and phenomenology of pet turtles in 1970s childhood.

8. Subway’s Free Footlongs for Suffering Flyers

• [87:04]
  • Subway is rewarding Southwest Airlines’ “middle seat” passengers with a free sandwich if they upload a selfie.
    • Josh: “That’s a smart, fun promotion.”

9. Domestic Drama: Assault by Pork Chop (and Ketchup Too)

• [100:44–103:55; 107:03–107:49]
  • A Florida woman is arrested for hitting her mother with a pork chop. The gang puns madly about “assault and battery.”
    • Chick: “Charged with assault, not assault and battery—because it wasn’t breaded.”
  • Another story has police called over a ketchup-packet attack:
    • Christy: “Victim suffered two spots of ketchup on his jacket.” [107:30]

10. Product & Culture Sidebars

• Crocs x LEGO Collab:
  • New $150–$200 Crocs designed to look like LEGO bricks—“prevents you from stepping on a LEGO and from having sex, if a woman sees you wearing these.” [94:49]
• Snack Science:
  • Extended riffing on ketchup, red gold vs. Heinz [119:22], the etiquette of packet collection, and roller dogs from gas stations.
• True Crime Cuisine:
  • New Michigan restaurant offers “the last meals of famous serial killers”—unanimously deemed “gross” by the cast.

11. Relationship Science: Couples’ “Contagious Forgetting”

• Late in the show, Christy teases a story about how couples “share a unique form of contagious forgetting,” provoking laughs about the perils of long-term relationships.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Chick McGee’s snowstorm humility:
  “I breezed in. I didn’t see a single other car.” [13:28]
• Christy Lee on turtle smuggling:
  “Turtles in pants and bra. So if you got a snapping turtle in your bra…” [79:36]
• Tom Griswold on NFL blizzards:
  “It takes all the skill out of it… It’s dumb.” [05:36]
• Josh Arnold on motivational sports regret:
  “Isn’t one of the reasons you do 40 years of radio so when there’s a snow day, you don’t have to go in?” [12:42]
• Pat Godwin’s Ice Fishing Song:
  “I’d rather stick my pole in a cold ice hole than spend another minute with you…” [73:00]
• Joe Theismann on analytics:
  “Football is still a game of instincts. Analytics are fine, but it’s about personalities.” [139:51]
• Chick on Super Bowl survey:
  “If you see a Super Bowl party without baked potatoes, I’m leaving!” [148:28]
• Pat Godwin, punning as always:
  “He also threw pudding on him, so they took him into custardy.” [108:00]
• Chick on weird pet dreams:
  “Wouldn’t you want a miniature woolly rhino, size of a bread loaf, as a pet? A teacup rhino!” [153:30]

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Key Timestamps

• 00:55 — Pat Godwin’s “Steal My Identity”
• 03:41 — Show roll call, snowstorm banter
• 04:25 — Super Bowl set, Levi’s stadium jokes
• 05:02 — NFL in the snow debate
• 07:00 — Climber Alex Honnold, extreme danger/broadcast spectacle
• 12:48 — “You spend 40 years building a massive radio show—so you don’t have to work in snow!”
• 18:37 — Digital “E-days” replace real snow days
• 22:39 — Listener mail: Baked potato bar skepticism
• 41:53 — Blades Brown, teen golf phenom
• 61:06 — Alex Honnold climbed Taipei 101 listening to Tool
• 78:26 — TSA: turtles in bras & pants, more weird finds
• 87:04 — Subway’s free sandwich “middle seat” campaign
• 100:44 — Assault with a pork chop
• 107:03 — Ketchup packet battery
• 119:22 — The ketchup brands debate: “Heinz or the highway”
• 137:57 — Joe Theismann interview: coaching, NFL weather, analytics
• 148:07 — Super Bowl party food: “Chicken wings” or “baked potatoes?”
• 153:22 — Cloning extinct animals: Would you want a teacup woolly rhino?
• 160:01 — True crime last meal restaurant
• 157:42 — Couples and “contagious forgetting”

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Overall Tone

• Snarky, quick-witted, gleefully irreverent.
• Signature blend of sarcasm, “dad-joke” puns, and genial self-mockery.
• The cast’s camaraderie shines, especially when riffing on each other’s follies, “old man” ailments, and eccentric pet dreams.
• Warm, relatable, and inclusive for snowed-in “essential listeners.”

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For New Listeners

This episode is emblematic of The BOB & TOM Show: a rapid-fire blend of topical humor, offbeat news, sports chatter, and musical wisecracks. If you like comedy riffing, unpredictable tangents, and seeing how a snow day can unravel a room of adults, this one’s for you.

If you listen for:

• Laugh-out-loud puns: “Assault and battery—because it wasn’t breaded.”
• Bizarre but real news: TSA’s turtle-in-bra dilemma, Netflix daredevils, and pork chop crime.
• Thoughtful guests: NFL great Joe Theismann opines on analytics and adversity in football.
• Classic group chemistry: The cast’s debates over snow, snacks, and Super Bowl stats are comedy gold.

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“Signature Segment” Recommendation

Don’t miss the [05:02–13:40] sequence for a vivid taste of their sports arguments, winter storm humor, and snappy back-and-forth. For the show’s sense of the absurd, try [78:26] (TSA weirdness) or the Joe Theismann segment at [137:57].

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Summary prepared for the snowed-in, the stuck-at-home, and anyone needing a dose of BOB & TOM Show’s classic camaraderie and comedy.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

People tell me hackers so listening to all of us on our mobile phones buy online they steal your info and get in your accounts and the savings and loan. My credit's back I can't get a mortgage can't even finance a late model card I wouldn't mind someone taking my name Give me a brand new start Feel free to steal my identity Steal my da da dick how dare ya. My mom, her maiden name's Qwerty 1, 2, 3, 4 is my passcode My pet's name is Fido now you're in me look at all the stuff we owe. I had three surgeries with insurance Two on the back, one for the heart they garnished my wages couldn't pay my deductible Take my name give me a brand new start Steal my identity.

[Tom Griswold]

My.

[Pat Godwin]

Social Security number is 209-52-6413. Steal my.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me tell you a little bit about myself. My FICO score is 303. I'm a single dad paying child support one paycheck away from bankruptcy. So please steal my identity Steal my identity Come on. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. No ira, no annuity. The irs is auditing me. Answer the phone. As a collection agency. Steal my identity yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Joe Theismann]

Indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. Hello, friends. We're, we're mostly here. It's the Bob and Tom show from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Sharing stories about the out of doors. There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. At the prize pick sports depth us. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. Congratulations. In order your shoe in picks two and zero, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Nailed them both. The Deuce. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Two for two.

[Tom Griswold]

Y for Chick.

[Joe Theismann]

No problem.

[Tom Griswold]

It was close, but I. Yeah. Hope you took the points all weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

So is the super bowl set?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Seattle and New England. How about that? And they all the teams. Everybody on each team gets a free pair of Levi's.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, how about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, they're their choice. They're going to be At Levi's. You know, stadium there. The big pants is what they call it there in Santa clara where the 49ers play.

[Josh Arnold]

Imagine a lot of people aren't happy to see the Patriots back in it.

[Tom Griswold]

I would imagine you're absolutely correct. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How about giving a break to somebody else, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's what competition's all about. Giving. Giving a guy a break.

[Chick McGee]

What a crappy game in Denver. Jeez.

[Josh Arnold]

What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

It was out of doors and it was snowing sideways.

[Josh Arnold]

It was cool to watch.

[Tom Griswold]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was awful to watch. You couldn't see anything. Players couldn't see anything.

[Tom Griswold]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

It'd be. It's the stupidest thing ever. They should require the teams to have adult.

[Tom Griswold]

Stupidest thing ever.

[Chick McGee]

It would be like having a bowling tournament where halfway through it they throw 30 weight on the lanes just to make it more difficult.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't this football?

[Christy Lee]

Outdoor football? Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

I do like that you've chosen the cell to die on and you are alone on it. Like not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Most of the country loves those games.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely alone.

[Chick McGee]

It takes. It's. It takes all the skill out of it. It's just ridiculous. They couldn't see three field goes blown. Blown off course. It's dumb.

[Josh Arnold]

Part of the game, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

That's part of the competition, baby.

[Chick McGee]

It'd be like okor to play the NBA game type. But we're turning the lights off. That's not a bad idea. The players have to carry flashlights. It's stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

As usual, your argument follows up a weak belief.

[Chick McGee]

No, I turned the game off. All advertisers. I'm boycotting your product. Okay. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you gotta say boycott? Do you gotta.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Just kidding. No, I thought it was awful. So stupid. Because it was so exciting because Denver had a backup quarterback in. The guy was doing okay. Yeah. And then. Yeah, okay, very good. But all the.

[Tom Griswold]

All the football games should be like a. Like a movie. Right. They should end like a movie. A big comeback and. Right.

[Chick McGee]

How would you like it if you went to a movie all of a sudden they turned off the heat. Same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

It's not a competitive thing.

[Josh Arnold]

You always want the dome open anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

It's way that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, because a proper facility has the ability to be either a convertible or a hard top. I think we've established that.

[Tom Griswold]

Starting so early.

[Chick McGee]

Also a few. Okay. I'm just saying. I thought it was really, really difficult to watch. Nothing's going on.

[Christy Lee]

Turn the channel.

[Chick McGee]

They had. I did. I turned.

[Tom Griswold]

I tell you, I will Tell you what he did like, though.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

That guy climbing that building.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's the best thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I found out. I couldn't. I couldn't watch it.

[Christy Lee]

Got it to the top.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, that's good.

[Christy Lee]

How'd he get down?

[Tom Griswold]

Took an elevator.

[Chick McGee]

Probably guessing the elevator. I didn't keep watching, but he made it. And there were a couple parts where he had to kind of jump.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my.

[Chick McGee]

It was to get to the next grip and.

[Christy Lee]

And go around air vents. Did you see him go around that one air vent? And he was.

[Chick McGee]

And on the side of the building there were these sort of filigreed things sticking out that he had to climb. I kept thinking, what if one of these. You know, what if when they were building the building, one of those flanges wasn't properly welded and.

[Christy Lee]

And he wasn't tethered in.

[Chick McGee]

No. And they all. The only safety measure they had was a 10 second delay. So if he fell, they wouldn't have to.

[Josh Arnold]

For our safety, our mental safety, not his.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, Right.

[Chick McGee]

I had trouble watching certain parts of it when he would turn around in a wave standing on a little tiny ledge. Watch the highlights if there's a puff of air.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys cared about that. That's really interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I didn't care. I just went, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, this is a thing that Netflix. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Surprising. It was really. My 2.

[Chick McGee]

My two daughters, ages 9 and 13, were riveted. Really? Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that is surprising.

[Chick McGee]

And it was put off a day for what was. What was the reasoning? Was it too windy or something?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I didn't watch it. I just watched the highlight.

[Chick McGee]

They did have incredibly inane play by play. That was. That was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Makes you. Makes you think the guys that are doing the NFL know what they're talking about. That was pretty fun.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they don't have a lot of practice. Like, think about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's not all that much to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Here he comes again for first floor. Second floor. Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you what, if he does it, great. And if he misses that, he's gonna fall, then he'll probably die and everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably die.

[Josh Arnold]

Netflix pushed out and they had a 10 second. No, if you're gonna show it, you show the man fall to his.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Exactly. Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that why people are watching?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what he's risking.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's exactly why people are watching.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I think it's that guy.

[Chick McGee]

No, we. We do have one interesting fact about it that's in the news story that I gave you. Or the chick has. But don't play it. Don't tell me. Yeah, because I've got to find something. There's an audio thing that involves that climbing. His wife was there. Yeah, he has a couple kids now, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does.

[Tom Griswold]

She's continuing to cry every time he leaves her site.

[Christy Lee]

I bet he can't get life insurance.

[Tom Griswold]

What a selfish.

[Pat Godwin]

He has to have life insurance.

[Tom Griswold]

I have to go climb my whatever and cheat death. Honey, I'll see you in a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Man, them.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they could find somebody. But Netflix probably there's something going on. Probably get a million dollars worth of life insurance for 300,000. It's. I imagine it was pretty pricey.

[Josh Arnold]

We could probably find out why that man's story ends.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't sound like he's ever going to stop.

[Pat Godwin]

You've seen the movie, right? Is that terrifying? Is it an imax?

[Josh Arnold]

I saw it in imax. Yeah, but a great movie.

[Chick McGee]

But that's where he's going up El Capitan with no ropes or anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I had less of a problem watching that than that Netflix thing.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I could not watch. It had turned off.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, did they have a crew go up and clean all of the grips? What if he grabbed one?

[Josh Arnold]

He practiced. He did it a couple times before he. This Netflix thing he did. Yeah, yeah, he practiced it.

[Tom Griswold]

Safety ropes.

[Josh Arnold]

You think it may be with safety ropes, when he practiced. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

It seemed like it would be a lot easier than El Capitan because you knew where your next grip was going to be.

[Pat Godwin]

They say it is. It was a little bit easier.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it was still terrifying.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Once you're.

[Chick McGee]

Once you're 50ft off the ground, you're dead no matter what.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he had that. He was carrying that pouch of cocaine right behind him. So that'll. That'll scoot you right up that building. Let me tell you something.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was kind of bush league when halfway up he went and took a dump, then came back.

[Josh Arnold]

Like he went into the building, like through a window, used a restroom, and then came back.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

What? And how is that funny? And why would you say that?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

He took a dump and he's laughing like he's. Because that's all George Carlin.

[Chick McGee]

Because there were. Because he landed on various side.

[Tom Griswold]

Just take a dump off the side of the building?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, he peed when he got.

[Tom Griswold]

To the top, though.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, take that. Yeah, that.

[Tom Griswold]

You see him stand on the round thing on the top. Yeah. Rounded at the top, even. No, the three made it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I thought a helicopter was.

[Chick McGee]

Now, let me ask you this, you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

You look at me. Ask somebody else.

[Chick McGee]

You guys don't object to playing football in ridiculous weather conditions. Should he. Should he have climbed if it had been a snowstorm?

[Tom Griswold]

No, if that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. What's the difference?

[Tom Griswold]

If it had been competitive climbing and that's all the way they've done it.

[Pat Godwin]

There was two guys climbing.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, I've got a fax coming in. Oh, the judges ruled me right again. Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up.

[Chick McGee]

And we have your letters.

[Tom Griswold]

Have to realize at some point he.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn'T want those guys playing football in it, but he didn't mind us driving in it this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, come on in. We can put up a tape. But no, no, you guys, come on in.

[Chick McGee]

I sent you a letter. If you wanted to push out, you could have. As you know, we would have never heard the two of our. Imagine us, two of our staff members.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to realize how you sound to people. You can't be under the delusion you.

[Josh Arnold]

Spent 40 years building a massive radio show. Isn't one of the reasons you do that so when there's a crappy snow day, you don't have to go in?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I would like to say hello to all those loyal listeners that know that we're live today.

[Pat Godwin]

Nobody's doing anything today, everyone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Thank you for listening at 4pm because you slept in and now you're. And some of us are not in good health.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up.

[Christy Lee]

Not in good health. Are you sick?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Oh, he just means mentally. All of us.

[Chick McGee]

I gave everyone the option of not coming in.

[Josh Arnold]

Not really sure.

[Chick McGee]

And two of our staff. I mean, two of our staff members didn't show up.

[Christy Lee]

Do you really hate being home as much that you couldn't take the day?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't. I breezed in. I got in here in 10 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

10 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Breezed in.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't see a single other vehicle.

[Tom Griswold]

This was working. This was for that seven people who thought, you know, Tom, he's a clear thinking guy. Right up until then. I breezed right in.

[Christy Lee]

That's because no one else is out.

[Chick McGee]

I know, it's great.

[Christy Lee]

Shut down.

[Pat Godwin]

And the beginning of your text was also. It stopped snowing, by the way. There's no more snow, but if you want to come in, if you can't.

[Chick McGee]

Make it in, well, that was the case. If you notice the way to Couch looked at the forecast, you and Lombardi.

[Tom Griswold]

And Signetti, the motivators of teams. That's Tom Griswold. We want to. We want to lay down our life for you.

[Chick McGee]

You think Signetti would have said to the boys would stay home today. You might get hurt.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds like you wanted that to happen with the football game. That's what we're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. That's exactly what you guys have totally.

[Chick McGee]

Different large automobiles around to you. Nobody crashed. We're all good. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Coming up, your letters. What's on your mind?

[Josh Arnold]

And have you been able to sled yet, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Today is the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Today you're sledding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I've already got. I've got the sleds out ready to go. Spritz the bottom with some Pam.

[Tom Griswold]

Going to ignore your doctors and not going out when it's cold.

[Chick McGee]

But they know I'm scared. They don't care.

[Joe Theismann]

Here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, coming up, we have Ketchup in the news, an odd story about a snowboarder gone bad and a turtle. An unusual place. A living turtle down somebody's pants. In one case, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot dog.

[Chick McGee]

But even better. Coming.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a turtle in my pants.

[Chick McGee]

We have come to you and will continue to do so from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

It's awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna love it.

[Christy Lee]

I. I am.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna give it to you.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Joe Theismann]

Thanks for being here.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Ashley, for being here.

[Tom Griswold]

You are. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Don't worry just because, what, 2/3 of the United States is under a snow day. We're here and we all still hate each other. So don't worry about it. Everything's fine.

[Chick McGee]

And I have an objection.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Got a couple emails here of men, true men, who have to work outside today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Asking us to maybe not whine so much that we had to come in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now, a lot of folks affected by the weather. A lot of flights canceled. LaGuardia was closed for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's Guardia. That means the Guardian.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I object to this new thing that they're doing. When they have a snow day, they still do school digitally.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, E days.

[Chick McGee]

That's ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

Are your kids on an E Day?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not exactly sure mine is. They're not. They don't have school. I know that much. I didn't read the whole memo.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree with you.

[Chick McGee]

I learned more in snow days. As a Kid and than I did in school.

[Tom Griswold]

Simply not true. That's just false. No, see, you learn more in school than you do grab assing around on a snow hill somewhere.

[Pat Godwin]

I know you don't make a deal.

[Chick McGee]

You learn. You learned life lessons sledding.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like when Bobby Carter took a. Took a really nice sled to the face. Couple of teeth, a lot of blood.

[Tom Griswold]

Why couldn't Tommy Griswold have had that happen to him instead of ever see.

[Chick McGee]

A guy get a flexible Flyer in the face? No.

[Josh Arnold]

That happen?

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows?

[Chick McGee]

We fell off. It was one of those things. It wasn't my fault.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all.

[Christy Lee]

He knows you loved it. Look at you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the point is, did you laugh really? When someone gets hurt or trips or falls, do you laugh really hard?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. No, the point is it's great getting, you know, shaking things up a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I think if the kids miss algebra today, they're going to be okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. And if the teachers get a day, if I'm not planning. They're not going to all of a sudden become bad teachers. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Give them a break.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well.

[Josh Arnold]

That should be the law.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You have a letter. Do you want to do email list? An email.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that.

[Christy Lee]

It's my email.

[Tom Griswold]

Hit it, baby.

[Christy Lee]

From Josh in North Carolina. I don't feel like I'm bothering you all at work, so there will be no apology. Okay, that's fine. Winter storm Fern is forcing Waffle House in South Carolina, most likely surrounding states to close.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my goodness. That's called the Waffle House effect. The Waffle House index. Have you heard about that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a real thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So Waffle House is closed and we're here.

[Chick McGee]

In some spots.

[Christy Lee]

But then we have this from Pat. Walking back from the gym in my shorts and T shirt, listening to you in Boca Raton. Well, thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

So, yeah, it doesn't affect everyone, although it. It might have affected some of the affected some of the flight schedules.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom couldn't believe how funny she was being as she was sending us texts about how it was 82 degrees. She was uncomfortably warm.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just too hot here.

[Josh Arnold]

So many laughing.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Now I've got a letter here with respect to the guy. Guy. What's his name? The guy that climbed to the.

[Tom Griswold]

Alex.

[Christy Lee]

Alex Hole or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Alex Self centered.

[Chick McGee]

He said. The highest building in Taipei. One of the highest in the world.

[Christy Lee]

101 floors. Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Close enough.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show writes Mr.

[Christy Lee]

Hubbard hi, Mr. Hubbard.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody call him old mother?

[Chick McGee]

He. He missed a huge opportunity. The climber missed a huge opportunity for the ultimate mud falcon.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is. Alex. Alex Honnold. H O N N O L D.

[Chick McGee]

Now for those not aware of that mud falcon, I believe there is a band called the Mud Falcons. If not a softball team.

[Joe Theismann]

At least.

[Tom Griswold]

Be a bowling league called the mud fountain.

[Chick McGee]

The mud falcon is the equivalent of peeing off of a high building or tower. Except it's a more serious transaction. Thank you, Mr. Hubbard.

[Tom Griswold]

Took him. Took him an hour, 31 minutes, 40 seconds. Seconds.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Less than the time they have had scheduled at two hours.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so they had to put like a Mandy Griffith on at the end there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So no, they. They played a conversation between Ben Affleck and Matt Damon about their latest. That sounds like something they do. Yeah. Have you seen the rip yet?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, don't bother. Okay. It's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Now, do you have a letter over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Hello, friends. I have lived my entire 69 years in Montana. I've seen all 59 Super Bowls. Soon to be 60. I have two, sir. Thank you. And attended a lot of super bowl parties at both private residences and public establishments, taverns and bars. I have yet to see a baked potato bar at any of these events.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how. I don't know how this list was compiled, but I would guess the. The baked potatoes are a delusional thought at best.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, we had a list of the most.

[Tom Griswold]

Kevin from Montana.

[Chick McGee]

The most common food served.

[Tom Griswold]

Number one was baked potatoes at super bowl parties.

[Chick McGee]

And number. Yeah, I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

We were baffling. Yeah, baffling.

[Chick McGee]

And don't get me wrong, I actually had a baked potato Friday evening.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we're not getting you.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Disagree that you'll occasionally eat baked potatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now what do you. What do you have on a baked potato? What is the Tom order? Now I say I let me go for us. I say the works. Give me everything. Everything. That's what I do.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like bacon on them.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding. No.

[Josh Arnold]

What other mistakes do you make?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, where else do you go wrong?

[Chick McGee]

At the risk of sounding like Christy, I had it dry right next to a nice filet mignon.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you carry your. You carry your Molly McButter with you?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it was just. It was such a good potato. Didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

And her Vera Bradley purse.

[Christy Lee]

I do not have Bradley Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you eat your sweet potatoes? Do you. Do you put cinnamon on Them sweet.

[Pat Godwin]

Potatoes sometimes olive oil or butter. No, no cinnamon.

[Tom Griswold]

Any sugar on there?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Low brown sugar on your.

[Josh Arnold]

I eat those dry, so.

[Pat Godwin]

But yeah, you can eat those.

[Chick McGee]

I've done that before.

[Josh Arnold]

Every now and again, but mostly. Mostly nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Delicious. But you don't eat them at a Super bowl party.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, yeah, that's the one thing that's. So. Baked potato bar, maybe. Sweet potatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Good. Some of your good baked potato bars have a sweet potato area.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. As they should.

[Chick McGee]

But I will give a 10 out of 10 to a good sweet potato casserole. But I just don't necessarily super bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Part with the marshmallows on top.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no. Marshmallows have one purpose, S', mores and that's it. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever have a bacon party for your girl? We had a bacon party yesterday morning, man. We killed it.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. They start gathering around when they hear that, that special pan that they know the bacon's gonna go, you know, with a sizzling. No, no, it's a nice hardwood smoked side of a pig. No, no, this is bacon.

[Chick McGee]

Real bacon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Pork producers, dairy producers. That's who I love.

[Chick McGee]

Right? Yeah. You're not a big BLT guy though, are you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not, no. I, I, I, If I have a. It'll just be bacon, mayonnaise and on buttered toast.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't disagree with that at all.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I have.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless tomatoes are in season, I, I don't have any need for lettuce. I think lettuce, lettuce slows you down.

[Christy Lee]

And a nice pork sausage yesterday for breakfast. A little fried up.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up. We have, I mean, he pork you before coming up. Thank you. We have pork in the news coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we do.

[Chick McGee]

We have, believe it or not, an assault.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you do any porking over the weekend, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

A nice winter pork.

[Chick McGee]

Keep you warm.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting that right in front of the.

[Chick McGee]

Right 12 inch salami. Bl. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Ramming.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, hold it. Yeah, yeah, ramming. And maybe afterwards take a, take a quick dump, you know, Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

This will actually kind of tie in this as we get away from the frivolity.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're not having fun.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Josie. Hunkering down for the winter storm. Check local listings. By the way, thank you, Josie, for acknowledging that I decided to follow one of Tom's commandments and I read the book Into Thin Air.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great.

[Chick McGee]

This is a book by Jon Krakauer. I highly recommend it.

[Tom Griswold]

Beautiful, beautiful book.

[Chick McGee]

He goes. I thought this would be an appropriate time to give it a read. With all the snow, etc. Thank you. It's an incredible story.

[Josh Arnold]

It is. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That is a great book.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I've. And it. There's a couple parts of that. It's. It's about climbing Mount Everest in a specific event. But remember the part where they. They go. But they go back and forth to the one. To the base camp. And there's one part you have to walk where there are these. I think he describes them as six story buildings of ice that just fall down at random. Them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They could fall down at any time.

[Chick McGee]

And then there's. It's terrifying. And I think everyone who climbs Everest should read this before they venture out there without any knowledge of what they're doing. Which is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I certainly didn't. So many people.

[Josh Arnold]

After I finished it, I didn't go, man, I got to get out there. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I said, I'm never going to do that.

[Christy Lee]

Me too.

[Chick McGee]

So I highly recommend that book. John Krakow. Dear Bob and Tom. I was going through the Faith and family channel on DirecTV.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh Lord. What was any. Everything else locked out.

[Chick McGee]

There's a documentary on abba.

[Christy Lee]

Abba.

[Tom Griswold]

Abba.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. I thought Tom would like to know it's there so he doesn't land on it. Thank you, Ed.

[Tom Griswold]

In Iowa.

[Chick McGee]

Oh God, that's lame.

[Pat Godwin]

Hooky as heck.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man. More hooks in the tackle box.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to a destination party for 60th birthday. And it's now become an ABBA theme, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that'll be a blast.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

One more reason I'm glad I wasn't invited.

[Christy Lee]

It'll be so much fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Where's the destination? Sweet hell.

[Christy Lee]

Florida. No, but it's for a Swedish guy. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Swedish guy in Florida.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like. Let me see. Doesn't that sound like a nightmare?

[Chick McGee]

The American contribution to music. Duke Ellington. Satchmo.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a.

[Christy Lee]

Are you comparing them to Java?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I'm saying on one side you have crap and the other side you have music.

[Christy Lee]

That's a totally different genre of music.

[Chick McGee]

Have any idea.

[Tom Griswold]

There are destination birthday parties. Did you know about this?

[Chick McGee]

I would say no, but I have to go to one soon. A birthday party?

[Josh Arnold]

Never. Never.

[Tom Griswold]

Good God, that sounds horrible.

[Christy Lee]

You guys are no fun.

[Josh Arnold]

I love getting that invite. That's the easiest no you'll ever say.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, for RSVP's, there should be a huge box. Then it should just say, please press no.

[Tom Griswold]

How about I will attend? No thank you or kiss my ass right there at the bottom?

[Chick McGee]

I've got a quick question here.

[Tom Griswold]

We have an answer. We'll make one up if we don't.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry to bother you at work. I have a Tom ism writes a Mr. Noling. My 13 year old daughters could not remember what an apostrophe was called. She called it an uppercase comma.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

I fully approve. Yeah, that makes. That makes. That makes good sense. Good for you. I'm glad that you're using apostrophes because so few people do now.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, apostrophe is tricky.

[Christy Lee]

It is tricky.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If your name ends in an S, good luck figuring that out.

[Chick McGee]

Technically, according to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Flattened Scruggs. It's supposed to be like Elvis's.

[Tom Griswold]

The amazing country music bluegrass artist Lester Flat. Wait a min. Hold it. Maybe flattened Scruggs have weighed in on this that I'm not aware of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh yeah, their famous song. That's not a com. That's an apostrophe. You hill Jack. Interesting. It's a struck. Elvis's, for example, should be S. Apostrophe.

[Tom Griswold]

S S Apostrophe.

[Chick McGee]

S. No, it was Elvis's television set. It should be technically.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd always heard just apostrophe.

[Christy Lee]

Just apostrophe.

[Chick McGee]

That's done. It's just wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Son of a.

[Josh Arnold]

Both are correct.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why the second s. It's. It's. You can do it. It's just imm.

[Josh Arnold]

Ethically wrong. Yes, but technically correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Where are you two and paran. Flattened Scruggs on the Oxford comma. Josh, you're pro. Have to have it. Have to have it.

[Josh Arnold]

How about you? I mean, it's British Oxford.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I think it causes way, way too. Too much comedy for it not to. For when we use it, it eliminates.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of comedy with.

[Josh Arnold]

Without.

[Chick McGee]

The Oxford comments suggest that the last two items somehow belong together.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's. There's the comedy chicks.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the comedy.

[Chick McGee]

I see. Yeah, I see. Well, enough of grammar talk. You can reach us Bob and tom. Bob and tom.com. and we are here. Today is today.

[Tom Griswold]

Super bowl is set number 60 from Santa Clara, California at the Levi's stadium where the 49ers play.

[Chick McGee]

Can we come back with your pick? And you have the spread?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, I got it. And all both teams and coaching staff get free Levi's.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that something?

[Tom Griswold]

And their. Their choice all in seams will be 34.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're gonna be.

[Chick McGee]

They're gonna be a little tight on some of the fellows.

[Tom Griswold]

34.

[Chick McGee]

Some of those guys have 34 inch kneecaps.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying.

[Chick McGee]

Very big fellas.

[Tom Griswold]

They had to cut it off somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

34. Let's talk about getting here. We all managed to get here. Most of the members of our staff. I check local listings. A little bit of a snow thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Little bit of a snow thing. And how did you get into work this morning, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

My automobile. You just breezed in.

[Tom Griswold]

Breezed on in. Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't see a single other car. All I saw were trucks.

[Pat Godwin]

They're all going ditch.

[Christy Lee]

I drive a Hyundai and I made it in.

[Chick McGee]

See, that's what I want to talk about.

[Tom Griswold]

Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

It has a snow mode on the snow mode? Yeah, it has snow mode.

[Tom Griswold]

Son of a guy.

[Christy Lee]

No problem.

[Tom Griswold]

They thought of everything.

[Chick McGee]

Rise to the challenge of driving in style with a Hyundai. Maybe drive and do a soccer practice in that beautiful Hyundai Palisade hybrid with an estimated EPA range of 619 miles on select trims. Advanced tech class leading interior space. What does that mean? Well, it's got the captain's chairs in the back seat. Then the way back that way you can access the wayback, as I like to call it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can.

[Chick McGee]

The third seat back there. The only thing Hyundai cannot do is clean up the cup holders back there. Having. Having experienced this with several children, one every couple of weeks you go back there and you find something that's been gestating, some milkshake that's turned into something because the kids are back there all by themselves. But at least it's quiet.

[Christy Lee]

But if you're driving the Hyundai, you're gonna have a wonderful cabin space. You've got driver's assist, you've got parking assist. They think of everything. Heated seats, air cooled seats. I mean, it's just wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

The cabin shares also prevent what I like to call cleats on the seats, which is where in the old days you had to climb over the back seat to get to the third seat.

[Tom Griswold]

And have you seen the new commercial for Hyundai starring John Krasinski as an action hero? It's very good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was concerned that you'd seen a lot of commercials during the AFC NFC championship game yesterday. Because they were. Some of the super bowl commercials I'm figuring were made available.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

During those.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't want to spoil it for you.

[Chick McGee]

There was some very good ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There are a couple that were kind of annoying.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. You know, the one I'm talking about not the Hyundai.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of Hyundai, you can get more information about a beautiful Hyundai with a 619 EPA estimated range. I'm talking about the Hyundai Palisade Hybrid. Visit Hyundai USA.com or calls. You can give them a phone call. What is it? 562-314-4603 hyundai USA.com Check into that beautiful Hyundai Palisade hybrid. Coming up, we have oh, Crocs in the news once again.

[Tom Griswold]

And somebody driving a snowplow is checking in. All right, we'll talk to that guy.

[Chick McGee]

We appreciate the hard work they're doing. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hello. He's at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Pick Sports desk. On Prize pick pick 2 to 6 players, choose more or less and watch your lineups light up.

[Chick McGee]

Up.

[Tom Griswold]

For the big gigantic game. Download Prize picks and use the code tom to get $50 off bonus credit instantly when you play. $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, Tom, we got a letter that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's something called the, the, the Waffle House Index. It's used to judge the severity of meteorological disasters. And we have one closed Waffle House.

[Christy Lee]

More than one. We have one in Greensboro for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Employees are exceptionally hearty when it comes to weather.

[Chick McGee]

This says, here's one in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, that is closed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I got a ton of ice or an inch of ice or something.

[Chick McGee]

So it's a smothered, covered and closed. Ladies and gentlemen. Now, speaking of the south.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Josh Arnold]

From Philip Jimmy Hart, the mouth of the South.

[Tom Griswold]

The mouth of the South. Jimmy Hart.

[Christy Lee]

Remember Jimmy?

[Tom Griswold]

He had the bullhorn. Philip Jones, the deputy director of Nashville's transportation department, unveiled this weekend, the weekend snowstorm in Nashville, Dolly Plowton. That's right, their brand new snow removal truck with Dolly Plowton in purple and script on the side of it. Named after, of course, Dolly Parton.

[Chick McGee]

What's on the front of it?

[Tom Griswold]

A big blade.

[Josh Arnold]

Two giant headlights.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I mean, I wonder if they.

[Tom Griswold]

Two really big booby shaped headlights.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just asking. Fair question. You can reach us, Bob and [e-mail] we have more letters. Would you like to begin, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom, show. Josh, of course, bragging about his mom being okay during the storm. Of course. She's warm, she's rich, she can be anything she'd like.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see the confusion here. She's married to a man named Rich. They're not rich.

[Tom Griswold]

That from Scott.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they're comfortable, but they're not.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, Tony from Richmond, Kentucky writes Good morning. He said for the past 29 years, he arrives at work at 5:45am to open a clinic that he worked for. You guys have been much part of my morning routine is drinking coffee during this icy, dangerous morning. It's comforting to know you are live and on the air. You guys are essential employees.

[Josh Arnold]

We're happy to be here for you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Most of our staff is alive. There are two that are missing, but we're hoping that they're okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I got a text from. I did get a text from Oscar.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Oscar's alive.

[Chick McGee]

He's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's, you know, you want to know.

[Chick McGee]

He's luxuriating in his bed.

[Joe Theismann]

What do you say?

[Josh Arnold]

He's sent the a Facebook snapshot of Indiana current travel alerts. Now, there are three types. There's yellow, which means some travel might be restricted.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

There's orange, which means essential travel only. And then there's red. Refrain from all travel unless you're an emergency or snow crew.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And we are all in the red.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah, we are absolutely all in the deep, deep red.

[Chick McGee]

I built my house. I've been in the red. Good morning, freaks.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Got to my hotel to check in. They were playing Dancing Queen by Abba. From Oceanside, California.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, beautiful country.

[Christy Lee]

I love Oceanside.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Ocean. Don't go to Oceanside. I live in Carlsbad. If you're going to live out there. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Todd says ace, go Raiders. Well, this letter must be quite old.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta be 20 years old, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Waiting next year.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, then he has. Oh, I get it. Sorry. It says Josh. Go Cardinals. I didn't read the P.S. oh, chick. Go Cowboys.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, this guy. That's a shot. Wow. Man, oh man.

[Pat Godwin]

Man.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Do you have an over under when Tom starts bitching about playing football in the snow.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's done already.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff says nine minutes in. That was. That was way. He. Tom was way under this morning. It was instantaneous, actually.

[Chick McGee]

So ridiculous. Just stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't believe that it's part of the game, Tom. To be able.

[Chick McGee]

It's a dumb part of.

[Tom Griswold]

To play in the. In the elements. I did like it just as much as baseball. They don't play whenever they have a rain out.

[Josh Arnold]

Aren't you going to trust the two guys that actually played football and watch.

[Tom Griswold]

Albeit at a high school level.

[Chick McGee]

But yes. Another. I was on the team.

[Tom Griswold]

Another. You've evidently been hurt by this before. Here are another. Another bunch of people know who they're. What they're talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know a couple of guys. Well, Bruce Springsteen sums it up in the song Glory Days. I know a couple. Couple. This is the reason. And everyone go. Go to another class reunion. Listen to these. Dear Bob and guys that have done nothing in their lives. They're still talking about their football game.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Chad had in Wisconsin. My family and I are at Vail this weekend. I can't see across the street for the snow falling.

[Chick McGee]

They had 8 inches the other day.

[Tom Griswold]

We're sorry.

[Christy Lee]

You going.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going back.

[Tom Griswold]

We're starting to watch that. We're watching the Broncos game. It's snowing in Colorado.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. You got to get out there, man.

[Chick McGee]

You got into. I'm going back out soon. But yeah, no, I hated watching the game. Game.

[Tom Griswold]

Hated it.

[Chick McGee]

The announcers were bored even because they. Well, they can't really do any plays that are interesting. They. They can't even see down the field.

[Josh Arnold]

Is any of this true? Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

No. It was a. It was a great defensive struggle. It was.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no need. Although Jim Nance was at his flowery best. Mentioned the Masters a couple times. You know, know it just. God, what a waste of space that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, now wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Good God.

[Chick McGee]

We have someone weighing in on.

[Josh Arnold]

We're going to talk about that Blades kid at all. You guys seen him? The golfer that did quite a lot over the week.

[Tom Griswold]

Scheffler won his first event, whatever it was.

[Chick McGee]

We haven't gotten to sports yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Benny Blades.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, you're right. Sorry, We're.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's this Blades kid? What are you talking about? Is it a golfer? Huh? They're not gonna, you know.

[Chick McGee]

That's Jack Blades Brown.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Blades Brown.

[Tom Griswold]

Blades Brown.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They're calling them the White Tiger. Or maybe I just am.

[Chick McGee]

What about Blades of Glory? I think the White Tiger might be.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of a problem.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a Siegfried and Roy fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

What were you thinking? When somebody mentions golf and they say White Tiger, everybody thinks Siegfried and Roy.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, between you two, you're really something, you know that? You guys are really, really okay here.

[Chick McGee]

We got a letter from another Todd In Oswego, N.Y. oswego. A little static X for that right on Lake Ontario. Of course. He goes, we get lake effect snow by the foot, three and four feet at a time. When there's so much snow, you can't open the door. You get creative. I have climbed out the large window onto my deck to be able to get around to the front of the house to shovel out the front door. Have a great day.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

We certainly appreciate to dig out.

[Tom Griswold]

And here's the. The headline Josh was talking about. Blades Brown is a professional golfer from Nashville. At age 16, broke Bobby Jones record as the youngest medalist at stroke play in US US amateur history.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Jones set the record at age 18, and it has remained unbroken for 103 years. Blades broke it.

[Josh Arnold]

He will be. You'll.

[Joe Theismann]

When?

[Josh Arnold]

When he'll be synonymous with golf for the next 30 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right? Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He was tied for 18th at the American Express.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good showing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, when we come back, we'll find.

[Tom Griswold]

Out who came in. 1715.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

All right, listen up.

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[Chick McGee]

Crispy potatoes. This is the moment Velveeta's been preparing you for and you're not about to crack under pressure. Today's the day to go all in on the drip. Velveeta's heat and eat Queso is the MVP of any game day spread. So stick by them and you'll be golden. Now get out there and make delicious history. No tailgate party is complete. Fleet without Velveeta.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

My nose itches.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody's talking about you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. Someone's coming. That's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is that. It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They're on their way. There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

We had a nice visit with Steven on Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly did.

[Josh Arnold]

We're reminding you now to remind her of that in love sunset vacation feeling with Steven Singer's brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold Dipped Rose exclusively and only at I Hate stevensinger.com.

[Tom Griswold]

There'S Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Tom and Steven said the number one seller, of course is the rose. Also the engagement rings. Oh, yeah, that's their specialty. So check out Steven single and again, thanks to Stephen for coming on in a couple more quick letters. As you know, serious weather in about half the country at this point.

[Tom Griswold]

100 million people affected.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I heard a higher number than that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In any event, there's actually a couple of waffle houses closed, which almost never happens. I know you didn't have to come in, but for those of us in law enforcement and people in the medical field, we don't have a choice. Thank you. That's from Dwight White out there working today. So a lot of folks are still out there, which is a good thing. And a lot of people are going to be working on power lines, particularly in the south where they iced over and some of them are coming down. A lot of people without power. So let's hope they get it back soon. Now, if you're listening under battery power. Hello. Hope you get that electricity coming up right now. We're going to check in with Chick Magee, the man who was 2 and oh. For the season.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have one of those for the weekend. For the weekend. Do you have one of those crank radios that gives you power?

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you do.

[Chick McGee]

I also have a generator.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Yeah, so.

[Chick McGee]

Because where I, where I used to live, the power would go out all the time. So I got a generator. Very handy. But I haven't needed it yet, so. So far so good.

[Tom Griswold]

We had the AFC NFC championship games yesterday. First up, the AFC Drake May got to love the Drake scored New England's only touchdown. Six yard scamper that propelled the Patriots to their 12th Super bowl good to see the Patriots finally doing well.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

As far as competition go. 107 win yesterday over the Broncos in Denver. Christian Gonzalez intercepted Jarrett Stidham at the New England 36 with 211 remaining, propelling the Patriots, as we said, to their 12th Super Bowl. And they were calling Jarrett Stidham. Of course, he's the backup quarterback for Denver because Bo Nix broke his ankle. They were calling. Evidently, Tom Brady gave Jared Stidham the nickname Stitty S, T, I D D Y. And they had Stitty City T shirts printed out. City well.

[Chick McGee]

And he was voted to be the quarterback by the itty bitty Stitty committee, naturally.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There were a couple of reporters on ESPN over the weekend having a little trouble saying. And they didn't. They. They looked at it as an honest mistake and they didn't bleep it out or anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fine, right? I didn't burst into flames. I heard it. And I'm. I'm still okay. And Sam Darnold threw for three touchdowns, and the Seahawks defense came up with a fourth down. Stop. They're calling the new deep. Remember the Seahawks. Seahawks defense. Legion of Boom. You guys are aware of this?

[Chick McGee]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, the new. The new defense is called the. The Dark side defense.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe Pink Floyd fans, I guess. I don't know, maybe Star wars and see.

[Chick McGee]

But isn't the Dark side the song by the Beaver Brown Band on the Dark side?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that bad?

[Chick McGee]

Never.

[Tom Griswold]

Never cared.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that Peyton Manning's favorite?

[Chick McGee]

It is Peyton Manning's favorite song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that John Cafferty?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thankfully their name saves them. What is happening with that?

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Isn't the. Shouldn't it be John Cafferty in the Brown Beaver Band?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's the Beaver Brown.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know what it is, but I'm saying it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't know why they went Beaver Brown.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, I go Cafferty.

[Chick McGee]

John, never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope you had Seahawks minus the three. They beat the Rams by four. 31, 27. God love those. Those Seahawks. And I hope he had Broncos plus the five. New England only wins by three. So that's how you have a winning weekend as far as betting goes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well done.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there you go. And the Buffalo Bills have interviewed Philip Rivers for their head coaching job. The.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't be shy. Let this be.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, technically, it's Eddie and the Cruise.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Sounds an awful lot like Bruce Spring. That's what they're going for.

[Josh Arnold]

This is better than anything Springsteen did.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Josh Arnold]

If this were a. Bruce Springs, my favorite fruit.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you can say that. It's a great song, I think, but.

[Chick McGee]

It, yeah, it's really owes a great deal to Springsteen, but very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you didn't let it go into the.

[Chick McGee]

It didn't. You guys didn't seem to be enjoying it. So if you want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Since when has that ever stopped you? You rust. Oh, they're clapping. Oh, boy. Nothing better than I didn't play.

[Chick McGee]

He's gonna. He's gonna. He's gonna puke all over it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. You ready to clap?

[Chick McGee]

So who are they calling the dark side now?

[Tom Griswold]

The Seattle Seahawks defense.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think they'll pick up on this for the super bowl coverage?

[Tom Griswold]

I would imagine. I don't think any stone will be left unturned as far as super bowl.

[Chick McGee]

Coverage goes because they got 12 hours of pregame.

[Tom Griswold]

We also had a coach announced over the weekend. The Pittsburgh Steelers have named Pittsburgh son Mike McCarthy as their name. Head coach, of course, from the packers and the Cowboys. So now he's, he's the top, some would say the top three teams in the NFL. Packers, Steelers, Cowboys. There you go. Maybe he has a conversation with Aaron Rodgers. You know, those two were together in Green Bay. Maybe he has. He's an Aaron Rodgers whisperer. Uh huh. How would that be for you, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Fine with me.

[Tom Griswold]

You hope whatever works.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I hope he has some kind of job security anyway. So the guy that you fired has taken you to the playoffs how many times? What, like seven of eight? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And never had a losing season?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Mike John. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So you blame him for your quarterback.

[Tom Griswold]

The Bills interviewed Philip Rivers for their head coaching job. He's 44 years old, fourth candidate to interview since the Bulls launched their search after firing Sean McDermott. Team also interviewed Giants coach Brian Dabal, who previously served as the team's offensive coordinator. Current offensive coordinator Joe Brady and Colts defensive of coordinator Lou and Arumo. Also interviewed quarterback Josh Allen, has been part of the search and is participating in meetings with the candidates.

[Josh Arnold]

What old players do you see being coaches eventually? Do you see Tom Brady being a coach?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I don't know. It's hard to tell, you know, because historically linemen have made the best coaches and so defensive linemen and linebackers.

[Chick McGee]

I'm confused. Who's going where again? This is really my dog.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't go over all that again.

[Tom Griswold]

Mike McCarthy. Listen, the first time Mike McCarthy's been hired by The Steelers.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the most confused.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. And then the interview with Philip Rivers is with the Buffalo Bills. Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what they're thinking there, but. Okay, here we go. Former Canadian Olympic snowboarder Ryan Wedding.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was on the FBI's list of 10 most wanted fugitives has been apprehended in Mexico.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

The 44 year old turned himself into the U. S. Embassy in Mexico City. I say that they don't get to arrest him. If you turn yourself in, they release him again and see if we can catch.

[Chick McGee]

He's accused of several murders.

[Tom Griswold]

Release him again.

[Josh Arnold]

What.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you saying? He's been accused. Why are we doing this? Murdering several.

[Chick McGee]

Several people. Because it's an opportunity for me to once again suggest that snowboarding is a lesser. You don't hear about some skier getting arrested.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, is he still. Is he still eligible for the Olympics?

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be interesting. I don't know why nowership would go up.

[Chick McGee]

Would that ankle thing be a problem when he straps himself onto that snowboard?

[Tom Griswold]

You might want to grab the guitar. He's accused of moving about 60 tons of cocaine. Oh, cocaine. From Latin America into the United States every year.

[Chick McGee]

He was the first person ever.

[Tom Griswold]

And orchestrating several killings. It says here he was the first person ever.

[Chick McGee]

Josh. To snowboard uphill. So they knew. They knew that he was into the cocaine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

You can tell. Idea of sports.

[Chick McGee]

But he.

[Tom Griswold]

He faces charges related to running a multinational drug traff as well as the killings of a federal witness and three other people.

[Josh Arnold]

My goodness.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if he's got a cool nickname like El Chapo.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's see, his last name's Wedding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They call him the nuptial.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just going to say the nuptial.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, snowboardo.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know if he used a boat or not?

[Christy Lee]

Latin America.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I know in the Olympics they do a thing called the biathol on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And bisexuals are allowed to.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, of course. In which you. You shoot and you ski. Now, I. It would be somewhat impractical, I think, to snowboard and carry a rifle, but it'd be pretty funny.

[Tom Griswold]

But they could.

[Chick McGee]

And of course, as I've said many times, actually, snowboarding is to skiing what a cup of diarrhea is to hollandaise.

[Tom Griswold]

A snowboarder could shoot or snowboard and ski easier than a skier because they have to stop when they shoot the biathlon and put their poles up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Get their rifle out. Snowboarder could have his gun with him at all times.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you remember?

[Tom Griswold]

They could have a moving target while he's snowboarding.

[Josh Arnold]

The beginning of the movie. Top secret. When they're all on the beach. And the song. Skeet surfing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, skeet surfing.

[Josh Arnold]

Surfing and skating.

[Chick McGee]

It's just as logical, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why did they. Where did they come up with the biathlon?

[Chick McGee]

Because that's actually based on the fact that that's how people would hunt.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

In Nordic countries? Absolutely. On cross country skis, it'd be much funnier to do a downhill ski.

[Tom Griswold]

So it isn't Hans. What a Brinker and the silver skates or whatever the hell it was, but.

[Chick McGee]

It would be now skating and shooting would be a little different.

[Tom Griswold]

Skarsgard and the. The automatic weapon.

[Pat Godwin]

Or doesn't that Bond film have skiing and shooting?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Service.

[Pat Godwin]

Opening scene.

[Josh Arnold]

They may have Uzis, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, for my money, though, that's the best Bond Roger Moore we own.

[Chick McGee]

That isn't Roger Moore. That's Lesnie. That's George Lazenby. And it's not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Lazenby was a good Bond. He should have stuck.

[Chick McGee]

Only did the one. What's coming up in sports?

[Tom Griswold]

We've got more. We're going to talk more about the Taipei 101 skyscraper and Alex Honnold and he. He made it, kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

In an hour and a half. Give or take a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Would have been a bigger story if he did.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't make it. I know, but I mean, he's a family man. Well, he's a man who has a family. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. He doesn't care.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, his universe revolves around him and needing to climb and look at me, boy. You know what? You.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't look at your kids and go, you know what? Maybe I'm done with that climb.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I'm done. Maybe I'm. Maybe I'm done.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have any idea what the payday was for him?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I. As far as. I mean, his wife's not. Not unattractive. I don't see what. What his problem.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I don't get the compulsion either, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I don't know. Why don't you look that up? Tom? How much he made? Probably a million bucks. I would think. Netflix throws millions around.

[Chick McGee]

I would hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

But what would you charge for that?

[Chick McGee]

For me to do it? I. That's not going to happen. But it's. It's. We'll. We'll talk about it when we.

[Tom Griswold]

How much would they have to pay you for you to consider it to even attempt.

[Chick McGee]

There is no amount of money I would. I would fall off. 40ft up. I be clinging to the glass.

[Pat Godwin]

My heart would explode.

[Josh Arnold]

I couldn't get six feet. How do you even do it?

[Christy Lee]

I've tried to do it at those climbing places and didn't get three feet off the ground.

[Pat Godwin]

A hotel atrium, Josh disappearing over the edge. I'm terrified.

[Tom Griswold]

Albeit according to Netflix, the term they're using. According to Reddit, Netflix paid an embarrassingly small amount of money. That's the only thing I can find so far. Okay, so I. I don't know what that means.

[Josh Arnold]

Subscription.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Reddit. Yeah, I get Netflix.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be curious. Yeah, I think it. I don't know, I think it probably had pretty good ratings. If it gets great ratings, maybe Netflix will cough up some serious money. So what does he climb next?

[Tom Griswold]

What are the stops? But I mean, I bet part of Netflix formula is how many times do people rewatch or does it hold up now that we know he made it or. Oh, right, you know, good point.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't know the answer to that right now. I want to say hello to my buddy, Steven Singer. He stopped by the other day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he did.

[Chick McGee]

And I mentioned this. His big guy, he was saying is the big thing that they sell year round are engagement rings. And what better day to get engaged than Valentine's Day? You know what day of the week Valentine's Day is this week, Josh.

[Joe Theismann]

Saturday.

[Chick McGee]

This year it's a Saturday. Thank you very much. I'll try speaking in English. That's my fault. Yeah, it's a Saturday. So get your reservations now so you can present her with one of these beautiful sunset roses. These are real roses dipped in gold. They last forever. Christy, describe that baby to me, please.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's beautiful. It looks like a sunset. It starts with yellow and then it goes to orange and then pink, and then all the way down to a beautiful violet, just like your sunset on vacation.

[Chick McGee]

So it's the perfect rose. And as Christie suggests might be, there's a really a nice value of bracelet called the At Last Bracelet. Maybe buy one of those, have that dangling from it, and then have dangling from that an engagement ring in. Ta da. You're in. So find out what I'm talking about. And of course, it's the famous Stephen Singer guarantee. This is a good day to order, by the way, because everybody's hunkered down. You can sit down at their computer or grab your phone and peruse the inventory. At I hate stevensinger.com. the roses, by the way, start at just under 70 bucks. The new Sunset Rose is exclusively available at Steven Singer Jewelers and it will sell out. So. So today'd be a good day to get that done. Once again, it's ihatestevensinger.com I almost forgot to mention free shipping. Nobody does that anymore, but Stephen does. We were talking off the air and he said the free shipping is a big, big deal and people just love it. So you can find out what it's like by visiting I hate stevensinger.com all kinds of jewelry. Great earrings and always real diamonds. Also coming up today on this show we have a very unusual assault case involving meat products, of all things. And a really funny thing that the subway people are doing. The subway sandwich people. That involves the transition of a certain airline and their seating arrangements. We'll find out what that's all about. Oh, Turtle news and brassiere news and a heavy metal story just for you, Josh. Yeah, I'm going to be very excited when we get get to it. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Get ready for the Rush with Max Crosby. It's time. Don't miss the behind the scenes moments.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Joe Theismann]

I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

All pro defensive end Max Crosby takes you beyond the field with exclusive insights.

[Tom Griswold]

I could say this because I've played them.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Rush.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys already know what time it is. It was fire.

[Chick McGee]

And we'll be right back in the pod and we'll be talking about it next week. The Rush with Max Crosby. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick Miggy.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat with a song this time? Sure, Tom. How about that?

[Chick McGee]

That okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Can you remember to ask him about a song?

[Chick McGee]

I sure can. Okay, I'm gonna play a song for you guys in just a second.

[Tom Griswold]

All right? There's Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna play a little bit of this, see if you recognize this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

I think Josh will get it right away.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Seems familiar. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I Don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Very good, Ace. The band is Tool. And you know why I am playing that?

[Tom Griswold]

Because you're a tool. Christy had the same answer I did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Anyone have a witty one?

[Josh Arnold]

That's the song Sober. And maybe, maybe it's Sober. A dry January song.

[Chick McGee]

It could be. But that was what was in the earphones, I guess, of our climber.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh, he listens to Tool.

[Chick McGee]

He was listening to. He said most of the time he was listening to Tool.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

As he.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Climbed the. What is it called? The 101 Tower.

[Tom Griswold]

Taipei 101 skyscraper. American rock. American rock climber Alex Honnold successfully ascended the Taipei 101 skyscraper with no ropes, no protective equipment. Equipment. He reached the top of the spire 1667 foot tower in about 90 minutes. The free solo climb of the building in Taiwan's capital city broadcast live on Netflix with a 10 second delay in case you fail. Alex told Variety that during his climb he was listening to mostly Tool. Honnold is known for his ropeless ascent up Yosemite's El Capitan, which means the.

[Chick McGee]

Cap Deep time he did have in his. Well, he. Behind him, he, he had a pouch with special chalk.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He also had a little sign that he was going to hold up if he fell.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It said, yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I would hope he would have the wherewithal to do it like.

[Tom Griswold]

The, like Coyote in the Roadrunner cartoons.

[Chick McGee]

Now do you think he'll end up in the Rock hall of Fame?

[Josh Arnold]

Christy Lee with a hearty groan.

[Tom Griswold]

Silence and a hearty groan from Christie during the break.

[Christy Lee]

I did look it up and according to the New York Times, speculation is that he was paid in the six figure range. They think around just $500,000 for that.

[Chick McGee]

Not enough.

[Christy Lee]

Not enough. Why wouldn't he, why would he do that?

[Chick McGee]

But what's he going to endorse?

[Josh Arnold]

That's the thing.

[Chick McGee]

I hope some. There's got to maybe some super bowl commercial or something with it. I don't know what would, what would tie into that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's got to be worth more than a half a mil. Jeez. Baseball players get played more than that.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I have friends who have comedy specials on there that got paid way more to stand there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. They didn't risk. I guess they were. They risked bombing, but not.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Not dying. Well, they kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

One final email from our listeners that puts a bow on this whole thing.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show, I find it ironic that the same person that complained about a Snowless Colorado over Christmas break is now the same guy bitching about yesterday's snow in Colorado.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Because you want snow in certain places. Ski resorts, yes. Football games, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, are you ever happy?

[Pat Godwin]

Happy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Kurt in Appleton, Wisconsin. Thank you, Kurt.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Kurt, there are certain things that go in certain places and certain people that.

[Josh Arnold]

My father had this talk with me.

[Tom Griswold]

For example, never the buck.

[Chick McGee]

As Dr. Ruth. As Dr. Ruth once said, when asked what part of your body should not move during sex, her answer was your bowels. You see what I'm doing there, Kurt? You're welcome. Well, is that sports?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's sports. Bowels.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you were gonna do your pick.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, for the Super Bowl.

[Pat Godwin]

Who you going with?

[Chick McGee]

Do you have the spread yet?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I like the Seahawks to cover. I think the. The Patriots are getting three on that one. Let's see. Oh, Patriots getting four and a half. I still say, boy, that makes a difference. But I still say Seahawks will cover. Unless I change my mind, you never know about me line.

[Christy Lee]

Might change. It's two weeks away.

[Tom Griswold]

Seahawks. I don't want to. I don't want it to change too much because. Yeah, okay. Minus four and a half.

[Chick McGee]

We. It looks like we're going to be able to talk with Joe Theisman a little bit later this morning. We'll see if the.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what it looks like.

[Chick McGee]

Odd weather here and there has made a difference in that, but we'll look. Certainly look forward to that.

[Christy Lee]

Have the Seahawks won a Super bowl before?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, certainly. Yeah, they've been. This will be their fourth trip, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Who's won the most?

[Tom Griswold]

England, I would think. Yeah. Well, they're tied like eight, I think. Steelers.

[Chick McGee]

Did they?

[Tom Griswold]

Something like that.

[Chick McGee]

Were they in a Super bowl together once before?

[Tom Griswold]

Seahawks and the Patriots? Yeah, absolutely. Okay, you remember that? That was the famous Seahawks. Why didn't they give it to Marshawn Lynch?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They tried to throw the pass and the Patriots picked it off at the goal line.

[Chick McGee]

You remember this? Yes, I do remember this, Christy. We're gonna shift gears and head over to Christy Lee. You'll find her at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you brought up Tool. We might as well jump right into this. A survey reveals what type of music cheaters are more likely to listen to. According to a poll of 65 from.

[Tom Griswold]

The Institute of LetStartFights.com conducted by the.

[Christy Lee]

Affair dating website Victoria Milan. Jazz was the most favored music genre among cheaters.

[Tom Griswold]

Jazz. Yes, jazz.

[Chick McGee]

Followed by well, because it's obvious. Why?

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Because jazz of all genres has the most sax.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't be happy with that remark.

[Chick McGee]

Jazz?

[Tom Griswold]

What is this?

[Chick McGee]

Is this the most cheating at the.

[Christy Lee]

Old folks home followed by salsa?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now it's totally invalid.

[Tom Griswold]

Also actually makes more sense.

[Chick McGee]

You want to use the phrase those people.

[Josh Arnold]

I do as much as I can.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you laughing's not helping.

[Christy Lee]

We have a three way tie between pop, country and rap. All three at 10%. Here's something. Heavy metal fans were the least likely to be unfaithful, very loyal, with less than 5% of cheese cheaters listening to the genre. How about that? See, you would have thought the opposite, wouldn't you?

[Chick McGee]

I'm skeptical.

[Josh Arnold]

You know why? Heavy metal guys, if they're with heavy metal chicks, are afraid of them.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe that. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

You cheat on a heavy metal chick, you're. You might be dead.

[Tom Griswold]

You might wake up staring at your penis. It's laying on the pillow.

[Chick McGee]

If it took a long time to find her, there aren't a lot of them. They know they have lots and lots of options.

[Josh Arnold]

You'd be shocked. You'd be shocked.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well.

[Christy Lee]

A 24 year old woman in Thailand has gone viral for claiming to be in a relationship with two twin brothers at the same time. Nong FA shared Nong Nang FA is her name.

[Chick McGee]

How do you spell her last name?

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to be a H.

[Chick McGee]

Fa Be your fa.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to hear any more of this.

[Christy Lee]

Shared her unconventional relationship on of course Tick Tock. Saying she met the twins Sing and Swa while working at a restaurant. The 24 year old said she developed feelings for both men at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

No Yama llama Ding Dong.

[Christy Lee]

And since neither demanded she'd be Sua fa.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

She also did twins named Song and Sung, but she only blew them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Song Sung Blue. Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that sounds like that would be okay.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of a Neil diamond tribute joke.

[Josh Arnold]

So?

[Chick McGee]

So what's the big deal? This lady's in a three way with.

[Christy Lee]

The 24 year old. Said she developed feelings for both men at the same time. And since neither demanded exclusivity, they are now a throuple.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

So the dudes are into it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The trio has begun relationship and they've been together for the last six months.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's nuts.

[Christy Lee]

When curious users on TikTok asked about their sleeping arrangements, Ms. Fong. Huh? Said they share a six foot bed and she sleeps in the Middle.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

And she's apparently telling everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, hey, whatever works for them, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

What kind of Asian are they?

[Christy Lee]

They're from Thailand.

[Josh Arnold]

Thailand?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not all Chinese people are Chinese.

[Chick McGee]

They're not. We learned that from. Don't you mean not all people in China?

[Josh Arnold]

It's just quoting a comedian.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right. So you think that's wrong, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Do I think it's wrong?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care. For you, whatever that's thing is.

[Chick McGee]

Who cares? This is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's creepy.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's kind of a stunt.

[Christy Lee]

How are they benefiting from this?

[Chick McGee]

That's the question. If they're going to end up somehow cashing in on this with some kind.

[Tom Griswold]

Of reality show, social media. Did you ever date twins?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't it be.

[Christy Lee]

Be weird?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you just want to deal with one?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yes. What if they're identical twins, too?

[Chick McGee]

That would be weird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Always wondering if. Yeah. If you did. Too many drinks. If they'd switched.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I guess. Not caring.

[Christy Lee]

I guess you could call them either name. It wouldn't matter. I don't know. It would be.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say these were identical?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't say that. Did I say that?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I just said.

[Tom Griswold]

You just said twins?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they have the same birthday?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they could be, yeah. If they're not identical, then they're. They're just womb mates all. Are they? Are they.

[Chick McGee]

Are they man and woman, you know?

[Christy Lee]

Well, they're brothers. They're two boys.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell?

[Chick McGee]

Sing and sway.

[Tom Griswold]

Get.

[Chick McGee]

Sing and.

[Josh Arnold]

Comedically, we had to sort of sit back.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

See?

[Chick McGee]

Do you have a song about this, Pat?

[Tom Griswold]

I appreciate it.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a song about twins?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't think I do.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a song about. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

How about. Here's the way this should work. From now on, you guys are always. Pat's got a song. Pat's got a song.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you let Pat tell us.

[Josh Arnold]

When he has a song?

[Tom Griswold]

Because he'll never say anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, he will.

[Pat Godwin]

I would say something constantly.

[Chick McGee]

What are you looking at on your computer screen right now?

[Pat Godwin]

All right, now I'm doing revisions on the ice fishing song. Since it's so cold out. Check local list revisions.

[Chick McGee]

Let's. We have time. We can do it right now.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's do it.

[Chick McGee]

The ice fishing. The ice fishing story. As I recall, a guy was arrested.

[Joe Theismann]

You don't need to have.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's let me handle this. No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

It explains it.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what a song is. It's all exposition. Daniel, Monte, then la.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how it works. Then the big finish, Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, this was my take on ice fishing. Now I've pissed Tom off.

[Chick McGee]

It won't work, but no, no, the room will be filled with laughter.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's 6am and she'll be waking up soon. It's been a year since I retired. It's five below up here in Wisconsin but warm, right by the fire We've been married a long time feels like forever I'm comfortable in my old chair But I'll be grabbing my rod and reel When I hear her coming down the stairs I'm going I fishing I can't take your pitching I'll stay outside and freeze till I turn blue I'd rather stick my pole in a cold asshole Than to spend another minute with you oh, the fish aren't biting the shack is quiet it's the peace I prefer I didn't take my phone so she leave me alone here in Fonda LA I'm not defined to her I stay outside till 5 o' clock that's as much cold as I can take As I walk in she's walking out to her own spot on the lake she says I'm going eyes fishing and leave this cozy kitchen My days inside with you are through I'd rather freeze my snapper Than to deal with your crap and spend another minute with with you I'd rather stick my pole in a cold eyes hole I'd rather freeze my ass off kitchen largemouth bass Than to spend another minute I can't spend another second Feels like an eternity with.

[Tom Griswold]

You all right, all right. Thank you. Oh, that's very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you been ice fishing, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

I never did it. Have you?

[Josh Arnold]

No. No.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. I think I'd really enjoy it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Your feet get cold.

[Tom Griswold]

I've done it. Some of those. Some of those ice fishing cabins, big screen TVs.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Quite something.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a video of a guy over the weekend, he was ice fishing and all of a sudden he heard a very loud crack.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And he stepped outside of a shant and he looked down and there was a giant crack. I may be. I may be done.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, some of that ice is what, a foot thick, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you gotta make sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the key.

[Tom Griswold]

You wanna.

[Chick McGee]

You wanna make sure that it. What's coming up in the news, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a lot of airline Talk. We have 10 things that the most unusual finds from TSA at checkpoints. Oh, I think you're gonna find them interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Also, we have Crocs in the news.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we do crocodiles, Legos and Crocs.

[Chick McGee]

No, we have Crocs the shoes in the news.

[Christy Lee]

Moonshine in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's an interesting story.

[Christy Lee]

Keep you warm.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Have you ever had any moonshine? We're gonna. Oh, good. Well, you can tell us about it when we return. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

Dismissive and distant.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll answer the question.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no one worry. Despite the snow day and the two thirds of the United States, we all still hate each other. So don't worry. Go ahead, jackass.

[Chick McGee]

And we have ketchup news.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not messing with it, right? They kind of perfected it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, you'll, you'll see what happens. Oh, a great story out of the subway sandwich people.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, wrap it up like a.

[Chick McGee]

Nice subway, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Teriyaki chicken. That's my job.

[Chick McGee]

O'Reilly Auto Parts. That's where we are, the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for, for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

Simple math.

[Chick McGee]

Spicy results. Crispy chicken nuggets from Taco Bell, a brand new classic at participating US Taco Bell locations for a limited time only while supplies last few minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Jason.

[Chick McGee]

Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Josh Arnold. Hi. He's at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. And now one of the biggest fans of ABBA that I know of. It's. It's Tom Griswold. Hello, Tom Balls. You love your. Love your abba, don't you? Knowing me, knowing you.

[Chick McGee]

If you're knowing me, you're knowing. I'm turning off the radio. When I start.

[Tom Griswold]

Take a chance on.

[Josh Arnold]

Me Take a chance Give me, give me Give me a man after midnight Give me.

[Chick McGee]

Fortunately, I've never heard that one, but I hate it already.

[Josh Arnold]

She only wants. She wants a man but not before midnight.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. That's in Mamma Mia.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Man After Midnight.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a little surprised your daughters haven't found Mamma Mia yet. They haven't discovered it.

[Pat Godwin]

I am, too, when they do.

[Josh Arnold]

I may have to.

[Chick McGee]

This is why I have more than one television. Dogs I can watch walk.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Chores I can do. Shoes I can polish. I got a lot going on at my house. Things I can shovel. Now we have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. We are here. This is not a recorded promo or program. I should say. Sure, A lot of stuff closed. A lot of airlines canceling flights.

[Tom Griswold]

Not us. We are not closed. We're not canceled yet.

[Chick McGee]

We're here now. Christy, what's going on over there at the news?

[Christy Lee]

Well, speaking of airlines, the TSA has released its list of the most unusual things found on passengers in the year 2020.

[Josh Arnold]

Found on passengers. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Among the odd items that the agents uncovered during screen checks were.

[Josh Arnold]

C ring.

[Christy Lee]

Nope, that's not on here. But good guess.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, somebody's worn a C ring. Yeah, and they let them.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think they just go? Well, I mean, do they say something?

[Chick McGee]

I had to take my watch off to go through last time. Time.

[Josh Arnold]

Why'd you have it wrapped around your seat?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a weird place to wear it. You know, you have a pulse? Come on.

[Chick McGee]

It was in my ass. And, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they can take.

[Chick McGee]

I like to relive scenes from motion pictures when I fly.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know they can take your pulse at the base of that? It's just like your wrist. They put. Put the finger around the base of that, and they. That's the most accurate place to get your pulse.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but they don't like it when you keep a blood pressure cuff at cvs.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I keep telling the nurse.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like the rectal thermometer is far superior to the oral thermometer.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Anyway, sorry, Christy, we haven't even gotten to the first.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. This is stuff for tsa, okay?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And the first one was at two different airports. That means it happened more than once. Turtles in pants and bra found at Newark Liberty and at Miami International.

[Chick McGee]

So if you got a snapping turtle in your bra.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't say snapping turtle.

[Tom Griswold]

I buy nip I was told that those turtles that we all enjoyed when we were kids. Did you ever get one of those pet turtle hats?

[Christy Lee]

My mom never let me out.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet I got one of those. Those a month. And those are illegal now. You can't find them. They're.

[Chick McGee]

They used to. They used. Quite literally. I'm not kidding. I remember going to the. I believe it was called the Grotto Circus, which I think was a step down.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't.

[Chick McGee]

And there was a guy holding kind of above his shoulders this fray of boxes that look like little circus cages with turtles in them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

I can remember going to the five and dime and they would have them in that little plastic container with the fake palm tree.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything down there. Everything was there with the fish and everything.

[Josh Arnold]

We had to find our own turtles. That was the only way we enjoyed. A turtle was really found one.

[Chick McGee]

But these.

[Christy Lee]

These were tiny. They were about the size of a silver doll.

[Chick McGee]

There are certain ones you can have as pets, but apparently that particular.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that one was breed.

[Chick McGee]

Was. Was it a disease issue?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was.

[Pat Godwin]

Was I. Pat had salmonella.

[Tom Griswold]

Salmonella. Yeah. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

So this. So someone's arrested for having a woman with a turtle in her brassiere.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

That's just creepy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Why? Although the shells kind of lend themselves to fitting into a bra.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just concerned that you're gonna. You could get. You. You undo the bra, bite your nipple off. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do non snapping turtles have any sort of bite to mention or.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right. I don't know if they're as powerful.

[Chick McGee]

But still.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, because they're beaks.

[Chick McGee]

They latch onto that thing. Christy. Can you imagine?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You like a big. You like a bigger nipple, Tom. What about you, Josh? You'll answer me. You like a big nipple?

[Christy Lee]

Like, are we talking about Ariel?

[Tom Griswold]

Like a pencil area?

[Josh Arnold]

Less is more for me in regards to nipple and areola.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And pat, you said you like. I prefer my pat. You like it like the thing on a bicycle tire.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Bigger. The van. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, now I know you want like half a cigar.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I want the whole big. And it looks like a of baloney around. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what the chickster likes.

[Chick McGee]

You said some lady had one in her bra and some lady had a turtle in her panties.

[Christy Lee]

All I have is turtles and pants and bra. I don't know if they're ladies men or whatever, but panties.

[Chick McGee]

It would have been a box turtle if Or.

[Pat Godwin]

Or snapper.

[Tom Griswold]

That was very fun.

[Chick McGee]

So you cram a joke in or at least an attempt.

[Tom Griswold]

If a gentleman was wearing a bra, if that was his thing and he had an underwire. Would that. It would be. It would get picked up at tsa.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it would.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

So. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I imagine they get all kinds of unusual gar. And people of various stripes, which is fine.

[Christy Lee]

We have a razor blade enclose at Denver International Airport, where.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that's a. That's something's a new kind of smuggler.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Someone's up to something bad there.

[Christy Lee]

Drugs were found in shoes at Hawaii's Kona International Airport. A knife in a knee brace at the Quad Cities International Airport.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Pills in a shampoo bottle at Anchorage.

[Chick McGee]

I have a question.

[Christy Lee]

Yes?

[Chick McGee]

Pills in a pill bottle.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the Quad Cities?

[Christy Lee]

What are the Quad Cities?

[Tom Griswold]

You got. You got Bettendorf, you got Moline, Rock island, you got East Moline.

[Chick McGee]

And what?

[Christy Lee]

They find a knife and a knee brace.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Davenport, formerly sofa. Did your mom call it the Davenport, Tom? Or was it a sofa or a couch?

[Chick McGee]

She did use the word davenport. I bet she did, but she also.

[Tom Griswold]

We.

[Chick McGee]

She also used love seat.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

For the two seater.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well, that's what they're.

[Josh Arnold]

She have a Shifa robe?

[Chick McGee]

No, she did not.

[Josh Arnold]

Or a Chesterfield?

[Chick McGee]

A Chesterfield. Isn't that a brand of cigarettes?

[Tom Griswold]

A Chester Drawers. Right. Chesterfield.

[Christy Lee]

And then a firearm was found in a golf bag at Houston's George Bush Intercontinental Airport.

[Tom Griswold]

They just found a. I have to look it up. But some NFL player who's not active.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now found that he had an automatic weapon in. Oh. Not a gun in his carry on. He'd forgotten it was there. Oh. And I used to think, how does that happen? But I totally understand it.

[Chick McGee]

If you're traveling a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Lot.

[Chick McGee]

You get confused.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

The one with the. The pills in a shampoo bottle is disturbing to me. You just put them in a pill bottle. Right.

[Christy Lee]

I would think.

[Chick McGee]

Or if you're smuggling drugs. I mean, let's go old school. Wreck them.

[Tom Griswold]

If they find pills on you and they're not in your prescription, they can confiscate those.

[Pat Godwin]

They can indeed.

[Chick McGee]

You're supposed to carry the prescription with you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're supposed to. Supposed to be in the bottle.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In that bottle.

[Pat Godwin]

Bottle.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you've got your little pill caddy there, Grandpa, and you.

[Pat Godwin]

No go.

[Tom Griswold]

No go, baby. They'll take it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow. I travel with that all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you better. You better come up with the prescription bottle.

[Josh Arnold]

So what if they're supplements and stuff?

[Chick McGee]

Can they now? Can they delineate your stool softener from your Viagra?

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I. I accidentally got those mixed up once. Oh, dear. I had the hardest poop. Wait a minute. I don't think that's how it works.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

You think we were a team.

[Tom Griswold]

Round of applause for me and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

So is that true? If you have a pill caddy, you have to prove whatever?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm pretty sure it kind of makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

My pill caddy, when I travel. It's just it like you, like Josh says. And I'm not kidding. It's. It's all just vitamins and I need a pill. Nothing very exciting in there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so I can ask. I can ask the guy what I should take for this situation. Yeah, a pill cat.

[Joe Theismann]

You're gonna make love.

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna make love. You on a nine wood.

[Tom Griswold]

What should I be? What should I use?

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

What should I use here? Fluff, help me out.

[Chick McGee]

What's coming up in the news, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we're not done with our airline hunk. We have a very interesting story from Subway and Southwest Airlines. We have a former flight attendant mosing as a pilot. And we have a couple of assault cases, one with a pork chop, one with tomato ketchup. We'll get.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, very good. Thank you very much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Night.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat just did a song.

[Announcer]

What was that?

[Tom Griswold]

Ice fish.

[Chick McGee]

Ice cream fishing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Everybody loves ice fishing. Oh, boy, there's Josh Arnold. Hello. You look like you're dressed to go ice fishing. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm ready.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a hearty flannel you're wearing. I like that. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you turned down the temperature in here? A little chilly.

[Chick McGee]

I have not touched the thermostat.

[Christy Lee]

What you set it at when you.

[Chick McGee]

Walked, I didn't touch. I have not touched it at all today.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

When I walked in here, it was.

[Christy Lee]

Very warm, so it was set at 67. Somebody put it at 67.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody put that at 60. 67.

[Chick McGee]

I think there's this old corporate thing that does it out of state.

[Christy Lee]

No, they don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I agree with my buddy Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Right. We're gonna be okay. We're toughing it out. What have you got over there at the news desk?

[Christy Lee]

Subway is rewarding middle seat passengers with free footlongs.

[Josh Arnold]

This is great.

[Christy Lee]

According to the sandwich chain, it will be giving out 20 gift cards to those stuck in the. What they call the sandwich seat. Ah. On Tuesday, January 27th. 7th. That coincides with the date that Southwest Airlines starts enforcing their assigned seating. Metal seat passengers can upload a selfie as proof of their less than ideal seating arrangements to subway middleseat.com and they will receive their gift card.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a smart, fun promotion.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I'm setting up a green screen. A green screen and an AI program to a picture of myself getting it. So I get a free Subway.

[Tom Griswold]

I love my Subway, but isn't there some sort of protest that goes on and you bring a Subway onto a closed plane.

[Chick McGee]

You get a gift certificate, though.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's. I did have somebody eating a Subway next to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you do that, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

No, with the onions.

[Josh Arnold]

It was primarily an onion sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

It seemed to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think the important thing is you want to congratulate Subway for coming up with a promotion that doesn't involve Jews. Jared. I think that kind of. That guy had to be fired. What do you think we.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Do you hear he was let go?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you hear the silence? You must, right?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, no one ever gives Jared credit, though, for at least paying for it. You know what I mean? He liked him young, but he paid. He didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, for the sandwiches or for the. Oh, for the.

[Tom Griswold]

He wasn't looking for a freebie. Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right. He was willing to spend. Give him some credit. Boy, am I. Am I.

[Tom Griswold]

You might be on the wrong side of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Am I? Okay, I'll take. I'll relook at this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

A former flight attendant.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Josh Angers, America. Yeah, Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A former flight attendant is in custody for allegedly posing as a pilot and a working airline employee to get hundreds of free flights.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this is. Excuse me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, catch me if you can. According to court documents, Mr. Dallas Porkinick.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's pronounced.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Porky.

[Christy Lee]

Porkornick had been a flight attendant for a Toronto based airline until 2019 and afterward used fraudulent employee identification to obtain tickets reserved for pilots and flight attendants on other airlines.

[Chick McGee]

See, what bugs me about this is if he's in that jump seat for the extra Pilot. What if fortunately we have another pilot on board since the arm.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, sadly, we had another pilot on board. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The 33 year old fooled three US carriers into giving him hundreds of free tickets over a span of four years.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

US prosecutors said that Mr. How do you say his name again? Porky. I like it. Requested to sit in the jump seat typically reserved for off duty pilots. As Tom mentions, I'm all for it. What?

[Josh Arnold]

Every job I've ever quit, I've still gone back and done something.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious? How many bats did you steal from Burger?

[Chick McGee]

You worked at a movie theater. Do you ever get your way back in?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, because I knew enough people that still work there that I could go, hey, you might. Can I come see that?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So that was nice, but I mean this is like.

[Tom Griswold]

You got that going for you.

[Chick McGee]

The catch me if you can story, right? This is catch me if you can. Eh?

[Tom Griswold]

You like that movie? You like that movie?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. But apparently that guy's story is all fake.

[Tom Griswold]

I find myself re watching that. It's like my new sick movie, you know, I go from movie to movie and when I'm sick, something, you know, it helps. It's now Catch Me if youf Can. It was the Departed. Then it was Good Fellow. Now it's Catch me if It's Great movie.

[Christy Lee]

Sweet little movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's a cool flick. And I don't. Who's saying that his story was full of crap?

[Chick McGee]

There's a whole book about it I don't know about.

[Josh Arnold]

Because there's also a whole book about how it's not full of crap.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

That he wrote.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. So I mean, who do we believe here?

[Chick McGee]

You believe him?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, who's the other book by?

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody who.

[Chick McGee]

A legitimate reporter. Who?

[Tom Griswold]

How do you know it's a legitimate.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, it's just funny that you.

[Tom Griswold]

Why do you always champion crap on the movie? What is with you, love failure? Why is that?

[Chick McGee]

They're going to retitle the movie Con Air.

[Tom Griswold]

What's wrong with you?

[Josh Arnold]

He also likes. He likes popping people's balloons.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You live your little fantasy.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yours might be the fantasy. We don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nothing he likes better than to hear about that big Blockbuster movie made $8 last week. Isn't that great?

[Chick McGee]

300 people worked in this for two years and it really stinks.

[Tom Griswold]

And it really is awful.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody said, hey, by the way, how about getting a real writer?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh boy, oh boy.

[Christy Lee]

SUNY Williams.

[Chick McGee]

What this is telling you is you get a Decent Halloween costume as a pilot and you can fly all over the place.

[Josh Arnold]

Good one.

[Chick McGee]

Hope he was. I'm glad he wasn't posing as a mechanic. Yeah, that could have been really bad.

[Christy Lee]

Suni Williams, one of the NASA astronauts who was stuck in space for nine months.

[Tom Griswold]

And she also played Shirley on Laverne.

[Christy Lee]

Shirley has retired less than a year after returning to Earth. Earth.

[Tom Griswold]

She's had it.

[Christy Lee]

The space agency announced the news saying Ms. Williams retirement took effect at the end of December. Her crewmate Butch Wilmore left NASA last summer.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

But the bear launched to the space station in 2024. The first people to fly Boeing's new Starliner crew capsule. Their mission should have lasted just a week, but stretched to more than nine months because of Starliner supposed to be.

[Tom Griswold]

A three hour tour.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I get why they walked away.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Standing on Earth is fun.

[Christy Lee]

In the end, they hitched a ride home. Last starts with SpaceX.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ironically, she needs her space.

[Tom Griswold]

That is ironic.

[Christy Lee]

Ms. Williams, a forming a former navy captain, spent more than 27 years at NASA logging 608 days in space over three missions. And she set the record for the most spacewalking time by a woman. 62 hours during nine excursions.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a theory. What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you do.

[Chick McGee]

She's retiring.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

After nine months?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She is carrying an alien baby.

[Christy Lee]

Oh God.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew it. I knew it. We mucked around up there.

[Tom Griswold]

That thing's clawing its way out right now.

[Chick McGee]

She's hoping it comes out vaginally rather than out of her belly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes. LEGO teaming up with Crocs to release brick shaped clogs. According to the toy brand, the LEGO brick clog is the first of multiple product drops in 20, 26 and beyond. The blocky rectangular shape footwear features four studs stamped with the logo Brand look. Logo. Brand logo. LEGO brand logo. And a brick like outsole. LEGO brand logo.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? What's the logo? Lego.

[Christy Lee]

A LEGO logo.

[Tom Griswold]

Now if I was having a LEGO logo and I had some Eggos, would that be okay?

[Chick McGee]

You know something? You, you've just. That would be so brilliant if the ego people came out with a LEGO ego. Watch for that. Lego. You may have just thought of it.

[Josh Arnold]

How has that not happened?

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

You're right, Tom, man. LEGO ego.

[Chick McGee]

No, it chick's idea.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my idea.

[Chick McGee]

I'm giving you all the credit.

[Christy Lee]

The LEGO Clog slash Crocs will be available starting February 16th.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet they're silly looking.

[Christy Lee]

They're pricey 149.99.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I paid about 100 bucks for my bushel light Croc.

[Christy Lee]

Did you really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you buying? That's just about average.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, they protect you if you're wearing the. I got to get this right. If you're wearing the leg. The Lego. Wait a minute. This is your recruit.

[Josh Arnold]

This is hard to see Lego logo Crocs.

[Chick McGee]

The LEGO logoed Croc. If you step on an actual Lego, it won't be painful. You see?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so these.

[Chick McGee]

These prevent you from stepping on a Lego and from having. Having sex when a woman sees you wearing these.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They're funny. I think they're funny.

[Christy Lee]

They are exactly what you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they look like.

[Christy Lee]

They look like big Legos.

[Chick McGee]

Giant Legos.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they are pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

They are silly.

[Chick McGee]

So this is something you really couldn't wear?

[Joe Theismann]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you could wear them.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat would get his son those while he's gaming for eight hours. I feel like.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, something you would.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. These say they're 199.99 on this logo, on this.

[Josh Arnold]

Well.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You get Crocs and Lego involved, the margins are gonna go pretty steep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. 200 bucks for crocs.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, what if you listen to Lobo while wearing your LEGO logo?

[Tom Griswold]

What if you go crazy? You go loco?

[Josh Arnold]

Are you loco for Lobo?

[Tom Griswold]

And my Legos and my Eggos and my.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is he. What if you're drinking like that?

[Chick McGee]

Because I'm trying to think. Is it okay to be driving, drinking white, homogenized milk? You see, you've got your.

[Tom Griswold]

Homo now. Homogenized.

[Chick McGee]

That's what it says right on there.

[Christy Lee]

Are you done now?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's time to move forward here. But this is something that Christy Lee is a special part of. It's from Colette. You want to explain what this means?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. You guys all remember that last year we went to. To Britain and we went to Scotland and Wales, and we had such a wonderful time. Well, the good folks at Colette have joined with us again, and we are going to Italy this time.

[Josh Arnold]

You went to Britain, Scotland, and Wales. Didn't you also go to the United Kingdom?

[Christy Lee]

All right, smartass.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought that was part of the trip.

[Christy Lee]

September 23rd, we are going to Italy. We'll get to see the classical sites of Rome, the cultural treasures of Florence, the enchanting canals of Venice, and, of course, discover the masterpieces of the Renaissance and priceless artifacts of the Vatican Museum. We're going to also go to villages in Umbria And Tuscany. Enjoy wine along the way, of course, because it's my trip.

[Josh Arnold]

And is it true that every person gets to leave with an artifact from the Vatican?

[Christy Lee]

No, that's not true.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

They do have a nice gift shop, though, if you want to purchase something.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll just be quiet.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. We'll also enjoy a chef led cooking class. We are going to stay in the glamorous Lake Como area. This and so much more. And with Colette, it's all so easy. They take care of everything.

[Chick McGee]

So if you're eating a Lego with Christy, if you're eating a Lego wearing. No, if you're eating an Eggo wearing Legos on Lake Como.

[Christy Lee]

Well, don't, don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Italy, you have to say prego.

[Christy Lee]

Don't miss your chance to see Italy with me. And none of these bozos are going to be on the trip.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I might sign up. You never know.

[Christy Lee]

Bob and Tom listeners, join me, please. Call Colette at 800-581-8942. And it was such a great group last year. Everybody was a Bob and Tom fan and we all had that camaraderie and a lot of fun. And I know you will have it as well. Bob and tom.com trip to learn more, that's bobandtom.com Tripp, join us with Colette Travel.

[Chick McGee]

And you're going to Italy when?

[Christy Lee]

September 23rd.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Well, thank you very much, Kristen. Coming up, we have assaults in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Assaults?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean like on the, on a snow covered ground assault or no assault.

[Chick McGee]

Like kosher salt, as in assault and battery.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Although more than one assault.

[Chick McGee]

We all remember that weird story we had about the, the meat thief last week.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. The guy stuffed a was brisket full brisket in his pants. We have another of all random things, we have another case involving a meat, meat and assault. You'll find out exactly what kind it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that what you tell the ladies? You want some of this meat? I got some meat in my pants.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have it in my pants. I have it flailing in front of me. Flailing with a, with a neon sign.

[Tom Griswold]

Bugs.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Stuck on a needle.

[Chick McGee]

We'll try to get back on track here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chicken McGee. We have a story coming up about an assault with meat. And you asked about this story. It was in Florida. A shoplifter, an accused shoplifter. There's security footage, according to wplg, captured at a place called Kosher Kingdom in Florida. And it shows the man. It shows the man pulling a massive brisket from a cool cooler and stuffing it down his pants. The owner, Phil Einhorn, chased the man and called police. They were able to recover the stolen merchandise and the suspect abandoned it as he fled. Kind of humorous.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

But the place is called Kosher Kingdom and I was looking it over. It's kind of like one of those video stores back in the day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you want pork, you have to kind of walk into a special room. Like a beaded. Like a beaded closet.

[Josh Arnold]

That is very good. That is very good.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the name of it? What's the name of it?

[Chick McGee]

It's called Kosher Kingdom. That's excellent. But I this. I'm reading this story again because we have a story involving pork.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

An assault with pork.

[Christy Lee]

A young woman in Florida behind bars after allegedly attacking her mother with a pork. Pork chop. Court documents state that the police were called to a home in Jensen Beach.

[Josh Arnold]

Mother, please.

[Christy Lee]

Where the 46 year old victim said she and her 18 year old daughter had gotten into a verbal dispute. During the argument, the teen allegedly smacked her mom in the face and threw a pork chop.

[Josh Arnold]

Take that, you. It's some of the actual audio.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's weird.

[Christy Lee]

Police said they observed food residue on the victim's left shoulder. Which way? Consistent with her statement, the 18 year old was charged with domestic battery.

[Josh Arnold]

The mom charged the daughter.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And with a. With getting hit with a pork chop. That ain't kosher.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

I really.

[Chick McGee]

The cop. Keep me in the cops and really we have to deal with this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All the. All the problems in the world. We got some mom and daughter having a dispute. Come on.

[Christy Lee]

You have a pork chop song?

[Pat Godwin]

Pat workshop song.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I haven't had a good pork pork chop in a long time. That's not to say that I've had a bunch of bad pork chops recently.

[Tom Griswold]

They're tough to come by.

[Christy Lee]

I had one pretty tasty. Yes. New Year's Eve. It was amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way.

[Chick McGee]

They just charged with assault, not a salt and battery. Because it wasn't breaded, you see.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't battered.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Walk us through that. Yeah. What are you Me telling a joke.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

You have to dip it in the battery batter, then you put it in the breadcrumbs. If you cooked, you would have gotten that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I knew what you meant. You told it wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

You cannot spin this to where. I am the one that's wrong. No, I'm the one who.

[Chick McGee]

If you bread it for a breaded pork chop, you put it in the batter.

[Christy Lee]

The batter is the breading. You start with the egg.

[Chick McGee]

How dare you make fun of this poor woman. Getting the pork.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Now, if you want to hurt someone of pork. Hot sizzling bacon in the face. That's gonna get him.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness. No.

[Josh Arnold]

If we ever had pork chops and without applesauce. My dad was disappointed.

[Christy Lee]

Me, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you the same? Are you guys the same way?

[Tom Griswold]

Never. Never cared for applesauce.

[Josh Arnold]

It was always.

[Chick McGee]

Always. Yeah. And then what about with lamb chop?

[Josh Arnold]

We didn't have lamb chops growing up.

[Christy Lee]

Neither did we.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with you?

[Christy Lee]

What's wrong?

[Tom Griswold]

I believe you should chat.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. We need. Yeah, I. Well, never.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have your milk?

[Chick McGee]

I will never forget the night my mother said, chato Brion, for one. And I said, how dare you?

[Josh Arnold]

He looked at me. What about your lamb chops? What? You guys have never had lamb chops? No, I. I have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

But it wasn't a family. It wasn't a. A staple growing up.

[Tom Griswold]

No. We didn't have Dom for dinner either. What the God.

[Joe Theismann]

More.

[Josh Arnold]

More.

[Tom Griswold]

Squib.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Squib, squab, squab, squab.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, we ate June. Squib, squib.

[Chick McGee]

I swear to God. This is a true story. This is. I was at my sister's house. This was several years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And we were having a lunch of lamb chops. All right? And she says. I says, oh, yeah, these are from next door. And I look out, and there's this meadow and a sheep.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Man, I bet they were great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's.

[Chick McGee]

It just takes away a little bit of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Was that like eating your lobster in front of the tanks at Red Lobster? Is that what you said?

[Chick McGee]

I don't have a problem with lobster because there's so ugly and weird sheep.

[Tom Griswold]

They look like.

[Chick McGee]

They're kind of. They look too much like dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

They're ugly and weird. So they're okay to eat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you think so?

[Christy Lee]

What about cows?

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? I do think so. I'm startled to find out how much I have in common.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I would call Them meat cute.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you should get $10 off a lobster. If you're. If you reach in and get it and there are no rubber bands on the clock, there should be a discount.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet they can really clamp down.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet a finger could. You could lose it.

[Chick McGee]

The grocery store that I used to go to that is no longer in existence. They had the tank.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I always love that.

[Chick McGee]

I love the tank.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the tank's still out there.

[Christy Lee]

There's a guy I follow on Instagram who's a big lobster fisherman in Maine. He saves a lot of lobsters and puts them back and tries to help the ecosystem, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

That was.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, really cool. And he'll find. And he'll, like, give. When he rescues a lobster, he'll give him a fish and then throw him back in, like, here's your dinner.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody knows lobsters are like the honeybees of the ocean.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. If we lose lobsters, there will be no coral.

[Chick McGee]

Does he take. He take, like, a Dremel and put his initials in the claw. Do you remember the story we had a couple years ago about a surgeon. I think it was in England.

[Tom Griswold]

You say sturgeon surgeon.

[Chick McGee]

Remember this? And this guy was found guilty because he was putting his initials. Branding it on the organ. Yeah. He would go in there for some kind of surgery and put his initials in.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm all right with that.

[Chick McGee]

Me, too. Hey, Doc. The surgeon that saved my life and fixed my heart.

[Josh Arnold]

Doctor, it's an autograph.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever you want. You can put pictures of your kids in there as far as I'm concerned. I really appreciate your help.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be okay with you?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. All right.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Little scar tissue never hurt anybody.

[Chick McGee]

So you see, she threw a pork chop at her mom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Now would you throw.

[Chick McGee]

She's just charged her with assault. Not assaulted.

[Josh Arnold]

Battery.

[Chick McGee]

Because it wasn't breaded. No.

[Tom Griswold]

You see.

[Josh Arnold]

Simply not the way to tell that joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely not.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Earn with me. Arch on the sea. You have to put the.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace. Knows from comedy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I. I thought that. I thought you had to. You have to dip it in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Batter to get the. Yeah, but nobody calls that battery. Yeah. Like, oh, you're committing. Or you are in the act of battery as you prepare those pork chops. No one ever says that.

[Chick McGee]

Admittedly, it's a play on the word batter.

[Josh Arnold]

Certainly battered is the key.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right. Well, it's ironic that they got into a fight with a pork chop. Pork chop. I guess they had a beef.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's clapping for his own.

[Tom Griswold]

He's clapping for his own joke. Look at him.

[Chick McGee]

You don't see the irony there? They had a beef. If she'd hit him, she'd hit him with ground meat.

[Tom Griswold]

It would have been okay. Don't you have a song about beef?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going to. Not in the next three seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be great.

[Christy Lee]

All right, we get out of this. That lobster guy was trying to find. Okay. A man from Florida is in custody for an alleged battery involved. Not a pork chop, a ketchup packet. According to an arrest affidavit, the victim was checking on the 28 year old suspect who appeared to be passed out in a bus terminal. The suspect reportedly woke up irate and threw an opened ketchup packet at the victim. Police noted that the victim suffered two spots of ketchup on his jacket.

[Josh Arnold]

Suffered?

[Christy Lee]

Are you kidding me?

[Josh Arnold]

Suffered two spots of ketchup?

[Christy Lee]

The man was taken into custody on charges of battery and possession a. Of controlled substance. You can't carry ketchup anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, by the way, the substance I had.

[Chick McGee]

The judge sentenced him to 57 days of community service.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, look, that's better than what we have been getting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's better than.

[Pat Godwin]

He also threw pudding on him, so they took him into custardy. Does that work with this new line of.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Why'd the guy have a ketchup squeezer? Thingy? What are those?

[Josh Arnold]

A packet. Now you don't care for those, right?

[Christy Lee]

You don't like the packets?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. You don't like those?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you like a packet?

[Chick McGee]

It gets all over the edges and. No, no. And the. And the. The packets. God knows who's handled them.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all I have in my fridge right now is a Ziploc full of those packets. I'm not buying another bottle of ketchup until I go through those.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Sterilize them somehow. Put them in your microwave and for a minute. I'll fix them. Get rid of all the germs.

[Christy Lee]

I like the chirps being a planet.

[Tom Griswold]

He's trying. He's trying to blow up your microwave.

[Josh Arnold]

He does want me to make a mess, so.

[Chick McGee]

I'm so sorry. So this guy. Which guy threw the ketchup? The guy that was asleep at a bus station. He must be a real winner.

[Josh Arnold]

Could be a hard worker. He's a double shift.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Captain Success. This guy probably hasn't changed underwear in a year.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you haven't used Captain Success in quite a while. I kind of of missed it waiting.

[Chick McGee]

For my bus to Loserville.

[Pat Godwin]

Could have mental issues.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I should. I shouldn't have made those jokes in hind's sight.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, again, we're making ground. We lost a little ground with custardy.

[Tom Griswold]

And now we're Custardy.

[Chick McGee]

Ketchup packet battery.

[Christy Lee]

That's ridiculous.

[Pat Godwin]

How about charge of the salt and pen Pepper?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, don't say ketchup. Wait a minute. Ketchup packet battery sounds like some kind of weird science experiment where this some kid at the science fair takes ketchup packets and puts wires in them and it makes a little windmill spin.

[Josh Arnold]

And some guy from the government goes, we need to shut that down right now. He figured something out.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, chick, be careful. I've got a ketchup packet. I'm not afraid to use it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe we should have had a snow day. A woman in suing in Florida, a convenience store claiming she was injured by a toilet paper dispenser. According to The Ocala News, Ms. Pauline Frederick Hicks.

[Tom Griswold]

I might have something. I hate our toilet paper dispenser.

[Christy Lee]

She filed a complaint against racetrack following a November 2025 incident.

[Tom Griswold]

Racetrack?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Racetrack is an gas station. T R A C. The suit alleges that Ms. Frederick Hicks was trying to retrieve toilet paper from a metal recess dispenser when the unit's unlocked cabinet door abruptly swung open and hit her in the ankle, resulting in severe injury.

[Tom Griswold]

Severe.

[Christy Lee]

She's accusing the guys. I believe that of negligence and seeking damages in excess of $50,000.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, Joshua, tell me you were in a convenience store toilet last week. There we go.

[Christy Lee]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Go. What was he doing?

[Josh Arnold]

I remember, I remember.

[Chick McGee]

And you fell off the changing table. Hurt your back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. And that is still. That lawsuit is still pending.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. But I can see.

[Chick McGee]

Although those metal flangey things sticking out of the wall with the. I get that.

[Josh Arnold]

You think 50,000 worth of damage.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that depends. How many. What kind of cooties did she get from? I wouldn't touch one of those things for $50,000.

[Christy Lee]

That would hurt her ankle.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean, you can get really hurt by random metal. Trust me. I've got a giant cut on my arm from my kitchen drawer.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

That's what that bandage is.

[Chick McGee]

I have a huge unbelievable cut on my arm.

[Christy Lee]

From your kitchen drawer?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, Unbelievable cut.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have metal cabinets, metal handle?

[Chick McGee]

It was a little. I mean, it's a gash. It's really nasty.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not. It's like a tiny. It's like a tiny cut.

[Chick McGee]

Trust me, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't believe.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember when you were young and you would get a tiny cut, and the next day it was essentially gone?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

And now I get a tiny cut and I go, that's there for six months. It's crazy how the body just.

[Chick McGee]

This thing is nasty. I had to go to CVS and buy a whole array of bandages.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. Where is it? Again?

[Christy Lee]

You can see.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at it.

[Chick McGee]

It's right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

You would have an array of bandages.

[Chick McGee]

The size of 22 quarters, and it's all blood.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Bled all weekend long. Yeah. I swept across it. It ripped off a couple of postage stamps worth of skin. I'd show it to you, but I don't have the time to put another bandage on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. Yeah. You don't want to redress them.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't have. I. I would need. I had to get. Yeah, I had to get. Not. I put a regular bandage on it, and when I pulled it off, it just ripped the whole scab off.

[Tom Griswold]

Why didn't you get. If you get some stabilizer stitches, that's what you should have done.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm surprised I didn't need to amputate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That is.

[Chick McGee]

I sprayed.

[Tom Griswold]

No way.

[Chick McGee]

We can say I sprayed it with Bactine, which, by the way, took me 15 minutes to operate.

[Tom Griswold]

It took me 15 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

You've got to press one button with this hand and take the other and dial this spherical thing over.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Fifteen minutes, operate.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Gotta have lights, glasses. Glasses.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you have any help over there? Doesn't she help fix you up?

[Chick McGee]

She actually put this. Man, she's a former nurse. Thank God.

[Tom Griswold]

What have I told you about this, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

I love Kelly.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, she. She put the bandage on this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's sweet. Were the girls laughing?

[Chick McGee]

No, they were grossed out. It was so bloody. Bleeding, I mean, it looked like. But my sink was just blood everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

It was blood everywhere, man.

[Chick McGee]

What would you rather do? Cut yourself at a toilet dispenser at a convenience store gas station or eat one of their hot dogs? Which is more dangerous?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I need a hot dog.

[Christy Lee]

Hot dogs are great.

[Chick McGee]

You eat those Roller hot dogs?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

It depends on the service station.

[Tom Griswold]

Roller dogs is what they're called.

[Chick McGee]

And, yes, I have never had. I. I have never had one.

[Pat Godwin]

Depends on the Texas.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course, you've never.

[Tom Griswold]

A time traveler. Have you ever just gotten here from 1900?

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever been in a convenience store?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I Love. I just went into the. A new one called a. The Wawa.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's new to this region.

[Chick McGee]

That place was amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, they're great.

[Chick McGee]

It was like Nordstrom's level.

[Josh Arnold]

Now the food there, the turnover is awesome. So it's gonna, it's gonna be good and fresh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. And they've got the tuna fish, egg salad, chicken salad.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Was great.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the best.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But no, I've never had a. I've never been tempted by a roller hot dog machine. I mean, the hot. Those things could have been there for weeks.

[Christy Lee]

No, they're not there for weeks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on. You know, some of the people that work there don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'm sure. I'm sure the ones at Wawa are just fine. They look.

[Josh Arnold]

They looked like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that. You know what? It totally saved it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we. We believe you'll eat one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, we believe you. Hey, here's something.

[Chick McGee]

I will defend gas stations. I'm a big fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, who isn't?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I forgot to put gas in my car and it was really, really cold.

[Tom Griswold]

So you pulled over. Did you pull over to get gas?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. And it.

[Tom Griswold]

And you just forgot to get it?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I got. I'm saying, you want to keep your car full when it's this cold. Check local listings.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever, ever forgot? Gone to a gas station to get gas, gone in and just left without getting gas?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, worse than that.

[Josh Arnold]

I've done that.

[Chick McGee]

I went to Burger King, ordered the food, paid for the food, and drove off without the food. Then I went back 20 minutes later, said, I'm sorry, some luck. I'm an idiot. I left the food here. The guy goes, aren't you Tom from the Bob and Tom Show? And I said, no, I'm Bob. People make that mistake all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Did they give it to you? Yeah, I bet it was cold.

[Chick McGee]

They were very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

The closest I've done is I went to a drive through window. I just drove straight up to the window and I had an order. Oh, they go, can we help you? And I went, oh, God, I didn't order anything.

[Chick McGee]

I'm so, so sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

And they went, we know you. We know you ordered.

[Chick McGee]

Usual.

[Pat Godwin]

We have it ready.

[Chick McGee]

Do you get thrown when you pull up? And it's not the same voice that was on the machine when you pulled up and you ordered.

[Christy Lee]

That happens a lot now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, I'm used to it now. Now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah, that didn't used to happen in the old days because you'd order to be Christy Lee behind the microphone.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome to Arby's. May I take your order, please?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't go anywhere where I could just say, give me the usual. I don't do.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Don't you wish you kind of had.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I wish I. I know Tom does because he goes. He. He goes in streaks at the same place for months.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So you just get the usual.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I just did it over the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I wish I had a diner I could walk to and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What are you gonna do when they change their format? You're gonna be lost.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, are you still going there?

[Chick McGee]

Which one now?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry about it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's gonna really be a hard to park. Sorry to bother you. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now this is something fun. We were talking about this the other day. We actually.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I ordered one for my hubby. He can't wait to get it.

[Chick McGee]

I thought there was a secret. I thought.

[Christy Lee]

Nah, he heard about it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Where did he hear about it?

[Christy Lee]

On the radio.

[Tom Griswold]

You were running your trap.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I didn't want him to buy one because he would have bought one for himself. Right?

[Chick McGee]

We did this last last year. Yeah, yeah. These are. These are really cool.

[Christy Lee]

They are cool.

[Chick McGee]

And they got. Did you get the case?

[Christy Lee]

I did get the case, the nice one. He deserves it.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. Oh, that's nice. Christy. By the way, are you taking him on your trip to Italy?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's nice of you. You didn't take him this last one, right?

[Christy Lee]

I took him the last one.

[Chick McGee]

That'll be fun. If you want to know about Christie's trip to Italy, you go to what, Babatom.com something trips. Yes, trips. If you go to Bob.com something you can write your own.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever done this? Like after a show, you. You take your headphones off and look around and go, I, I did. Well today. You can't possibly do that.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I'm gonna do right now?

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna go hunts for some ketchup.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope no one's hinds it from you. I don't know. I don't know what word I'm trying to say.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, do you ever stray from Heinz ketchup?

[Tom Griswold]

Heinz ketchup is Heinz or the highway is what I say. Although every now and then I'll have red gold.

[Christy Lee]

Red gold's pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

Red gold's not bad.

[Chick McGee]

I have discovered that I'm willing to do red gold. Yeah, it's very tasty.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not upset if it's there.

[Tom Griswold]

No, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No. I'll tell you what a deal breaker if you're on a date, first date with a woman and she says, can you catsup?

[Tom Griswold]

You're out of there.

[Chick McGee]

You may be lovely and half naked, but I'm not gonna accept that we.

[Tom Griswold]

Will be returning half naked.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Pat. The truth is not part of my. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

On the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the Silac insurance news desk taking a drink of chop. Have a house. Tea, coffee, tea, tea. All right, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Josh Arnold. Hi, Josh. At the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. Thanks for joining us, everybody. A lot of bad weather in a lot of spots. But we're hanging out, right? We're doing fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, and I hope you're doing fine.

[Chick McGee]

I am.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean the people listening.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not talking to you.

[Josh Arnold]

You know you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I hope you're fine, but I. Well, we hope the listener is.

[Christy Lee]

Take that.

[Chick McGee]

Now we have Christy Lee at the news desk. What's going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

I thought we were doing.

[Chick McGee]

You heard it today in history. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It was your idea. Ding.

[Christy Lee]

That's what you told me.

[Josh Arnold]

You all heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know whose idea this was. It was yours. All right. What the hell? It wouldn't be if he were. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Some exciting things happened on this date.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

As soon as you find it, you'll tell us.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I'm looking at right now. Well, how about some birthdays, though? The great Paul Newman, born on this date in 1925. He is great, great actor.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure he was at some point, but after being exposed to Tom for as long as I have, he just made it kind of. Kind of awkward to like anything about Paul Newman.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on. Incredibly great actor, handsome, and one of the most charitable men ever to live. He has a great pasta sauce, salad dressing, pizza.

[Christy Lee]

He's got it all.

[Tom Griswold]

That doesn't say it. I don't know. What does.

[Chick McGee]

He. I was trying. I read his book last year.

[Tom Griswold]

Volkswagen. He would challenge kids to drag.

[Chick McGee]

No. Did he ever graduate from.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

How or why would we know that whether or not he graduated?

[Chick McGee]

I think he. I think he graduated from Kenyon College, but I think he briefly attended. Attended Ohio University and got thrown out.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Obama went to Kenyan college.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the thing.

[Chick McGee]

No, he didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

You just.

[Chick McGee]

He went to Columbia and then he went to Harvard.

[Josh Arnold]

He was born in Kenya.

[Tom Griswold]

Most of us. Most of us just go, oh, the Sting was a good movie. Or Butch and Sundan. That was a good movie. Not now. Did he graduate or did he spend a year?

[Chick McGee]

Because if he had.

[Tom Griswold]

Blather, blather.

[Chick McGee]

What we have here is fail, failure to graduate.

[Christy Lee]

A Cool Hand Luke joke. Even I.

[Chick McGee]

A Cool Hand Luke joke. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Reference, please.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Okay. I will allow that distinction. A 1946 Gene Siskel born.

[Josh Arnold]

I was a big fan.

[Christy Lee]

I give him two thumbs up.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've never seen.

[Chick McGee]

You can see his thumbs. They're on display at the Smithsonian.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've never seen a couple of the. Couple of the outtakes between Gene and Roger going Back and forth.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's why we're doing it again, Roger. Because of something you did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I love that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Pick it up, Roger.

[Chick McGee]

Jeez. Oh, this is 1955. Eddie Van Halen, the great guitarist.

[Josh Arnold]

Overrated, would you say?

[Chick McGee]

Not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Here's one for you, Josh. 1961, Wayne. Greg Gretzky.

[Josh Arnold]

Overrated, would you say?

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you rather be the great one rather than the goat?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, for sure. Nicer being the great one than being called a barnyard.

[Tom Griswold]

Who would be the great. Who would be the great one in the NFL? Tom Brady. Is that who you would think?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Gretzky, obviously. It's a play on Gretch. Yeah. So.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't ever do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Jim Brown, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you mean the greatest of all time.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was. Who would be the great in the NFL? Oh, you mean the greatest of all time.

[Chick McGee]

That's the goat. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What would you say?

[Tom Griswold]

The NFL. Jim Brown, probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I just saw him in the Running Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

[Josh Arnold]

He sub zero.

[Tom Griswold]

He sure did.

[Chick McGee]

On 1963, a Chubby Checkers song, the Twist, is declared impure and banned from Catholic schools.

[Tom Griswold]

Only they'd have banned it everywhere and we wouldn't have to hear it. Come on, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

An acquired vocal. Really?

[Chick McGee]

His real name, Chubby Chaser.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He loved him.

[Josh Arnold]

Loved him. Big.

[Tom Griswold]

Big and blonde.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. 1979, the Dukes of Hazard premiered on CBS.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no way you look at that and go, I'm pretty proud of that work.

[Chick McGee]

They're AI in that for re. Nothing wrong with editing. See, now, Bill Clinton, on this date in 1998, stated famously, I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, lied right to our face.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

If you see the video, he's got his fingers crossed. I don't know why the liberal media never tells you that.

[Tom Griswold]

I was at a Pearl Jam concert and Eddie came out and read the. What? Clinton in that speech. Famously sad. It was hilarious. I did not have sex with that woman.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't it have been way cooler if he was like, oh, dude, yeah, she went down on me. It was awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

It was unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

You know, in today's world, that would probably be okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what. What do you.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you looking at?

[Pat Godwin]

Just own it.

[Chick McGee]

The editorial staff would like to send a high five out to our.

[Josh Arnold]

That was right. I'd do it again.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, thank you very much. Coming up, it looks like we're hoping to hook up with Joe Theisman for some real football talk coming up sometime soon.

[Tom Griswold]

As close as we get anyway.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we'll find out about that. We also have there's a deer in the bank and we have more interesting things happening.

[Tom Griswold]

A deer loose.

[Christy Lee]

We can get you a rat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I wouldn't mind a rat.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you mean a deer loose in the bank. Is there some sort of buck reference coming up?

[Josh Arnold]

You could go buck. You could go doe.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh huh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, those. Those both would.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Stand by for that comedy. Yeah, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't change the channel.

[Tom Griswold]

No. God, no. You don't want to miss that. The old folding dough. Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

We'll find out if they were able to capture the deer.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, dear.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, when we return, we will return to these studios, the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 11888, Bob Tom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Now.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where you are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Wrapping up a text?

[Christy Lee]

No, I was reading something.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Well, she'll have more on that in a moment.

[Christy Lee]

No, I bought a pillow and I don't like it. And I was trying to find reviews about whether mine is defective.

[Tom Griswold]

I just finally found a. I'm a side sleeper. You're a side sleeper?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I am.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got the pillow for you.

[Christy Lee]

All right, we'll talk about that off the air, not more people.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, why wine? That's our various breads and butters. Boring people. There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you a side sleeper, Tom? Side sleeper? Back sleeper.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, solid.

[Tom Griswold]

You look like you were a collapsible sleeper. Like you fall asleep on your back.

[Chick McGee]

I could do almost anything.

[Josh Arnold]

You sleep like Dracula with your arms crossed on your back and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Coffin.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm in everything sleep. Are you guys. I'll sleep on my belly. Sides. Both sides.

[Christy Lee]

I tried to sleep on my back, but it doesn't work.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm on my right side. Almost exclusive. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. You wake up gripping things sometimes, my hog.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that the filth you wanted to hear?

[Chick McGee]

Sorry I asked. Let's just move forward. What's going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

Police in Alabama say they seized over 80 gallons of moonshine during a routine traffic stop. WTVY.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Why are we.

[Christy Lee]

A TV station reports that an Ozark police officer pulled over 61 year old Mr. Leonardus Hamilton and noticed multiple containers in the vehicle.

[Tom Griswold]

Leonard.

[Chick McGee]

What a great name.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Further investigation revealed the driver had been traveling From Florida with 81 gallons of illegally distilled moonshine.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

He was taken into custody. You would think that they would just, at this point, moonshine, whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of just let this guy go too.

[Tom Griswold]

Just start chuckling at him. Get on out of here. Yeah, who cares?

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

Why what?

[Chick McGee]

Well, booze is illegal.

[Christy Lee]

Making moonshine is illegal in most states.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I guess there's the thrill of drinking something that may make you go blind. I guess.

[Christy Lee]

My dad used to run moonshine when he was in college. Did I say that out loud?

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad used to run moonshine when he was in college.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did. Kentucky.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad used to sell drugs, see, when I was a kid.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe they met.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Could have been. You want some liquor or some pot?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's that.

[Tom Griswold]

Our kids are going to work together in radio.

[Chick McGee]

This is a. I, I admit a dumb question. Has anybody come out with a.

[Tom Griswold]

What a stupid question.

[Chick McGee]

Like a cola drink or something called moonshine Mountain Dew. I mean, is there one called moonshine energy drink or something?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

I think that'd be a pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't what's his face from Jackal come out with something? I like that. Like moonshine brew or something?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, could be.

[Joe Theismann]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

I think you're right. Yeah. That may be why I'm thinking of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Creative as he is. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is that the chainsaw guy?

[Chick McGee]

Did the guy. Did the guy, Jesse have any excuse? Did he say, oh, that's just distilled water. I've got a lot of tropical fish or what? I may. I may. Wait a minute. I'm a.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. You. You had that. You had that lie in the chamber. What are you lying about? Tropical fish water.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we told you. But do you use distilled water for tropical fish? I guess.

[Christy Lee]

You know, moonshine smells a little different than distilled water.

[Chick McGee]

Then he could say it's. It's. It's windshield wiper fluid. How many gallons did he have?

[Christy Lee]

81 gallons.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I get a discount in Florida when I buy it. Taking it up north.

[Christy Lee]

Animal rescue volunteers are racing to find new homes for hundreds of pet rats.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They were found in a condemned house on Long Island.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a friend who had two pet Rats. And they were really friendly and incredibly intelligent.

[Christy Lee]

I bet. I wouldn't mind.

[Josh Arnold]

They didn't bother me at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Like they could do. They could do tricks and stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

They could read your mind.

[Chick McGee]

Did he let them out of the cage?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they ran around.

[Chick McGee]

They had their teeth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they had teeth, but they didn't bite.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't they poop everywhere?

[Tom Griswold]

I think I.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I never saw rat droppings when I was over there.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they were litter box trained. You don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I. You know, I don't know how. I didn't. Boy. I don't know how he did.

[Chick McGee]

So why are they. How many rats is it?

[Christy Lee]

Let's see. 450.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you don't have to get all of them.

[Christy Lee]

Frankie Florida, president of the Strong Island Animal Rescue League, estimated volunteers collected more than 450 domesticated white rodents from the home and had dozens more to go. The organization has been working with local animal hospitals to treat the rats for infections and injuries. Over 200 have been placed in permanent or temporary arrangements. But volunteers are still looking for homes for more than 200 roads or a.

[Chick McGee]

Lab somewhere that needs clients.

[Josh Arnold]

Domesticated.

[Christy Lee]

They're nice rats.

[Josh Arnold]

My friend Willard might be interested.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

The owner of the home, as you can imagine, has been charged with quite a few things.

[Tom Griswold]

Ben, some of us need look no more.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe let them go on the subway and maybe they can help the. The other rats get some manners, man.

[Tom Griswold]

How about. How about pizza rat? You remember pizza?

[Josh Arnold]

Unfunny or uninteresting as anything was around.

[Chick McGee]

For quite a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Pizza. Yeah. Rats eat trash.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. What else you got?

[Christy Lee]

Police in New York state say they responded to a burglary alarm at a bank and found a deer trapped inside. Died. Oh, dear soul. County police department said officers found the buck frantically trying to escape after leaping in through a window. Officers were able to lasso the animal and guide him outside.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the. What. What's the price on deer nuts? Under a buck. What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

They're just under a buck.

[Tom Griswold]

Not just under a buck.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Laughing like it's funny.

[Chick McGee]

So they lassoed him.

[Christy Lee]

They lassoed him?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they. They were able to catch him because it was a chase bank.

[Josh Arnold]

So they chased him for a bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That doesn't mean that they caught him.

[Josh Arnold]

We have been doing. We have to do a lot of work.

[Tom Griswold]

You are really playing fast and loose with our. Our sensibilities.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Chick McGee]

He put us. He put a salt lick in that thing where you put the tube.

[Josh Arnold]

The Pneumatic tube.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There. I'm not going to do any. Any buck jokes.

[Christy Lee]

You're not? No dough jokes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

No dough.

[Christy Lee]

No dough.

[Tom Griswold]

No dough. No. No.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

They can't. They can't. They don't have fingers, right?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? Tom deer do not have fingers because.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't, say, talk to a five year old.

[Chick McGee]

You can't take, like, fingerprints. Okay, sir?

[Tom Griswold]

Hoofs is what they have.

[Christy Lee]

For the first time ever, a coyote's been seen swimming to Alcatraz. I island. Video shows the animal paddling through the bay and reaching the island's rocky shoreline, where it appeared exhausted and shivering.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Park officials say coyotes are common throughout San Francisco and Marin county, but have never before been documented on Alcatraz. By the way, the coyote's current condition and location remain unknown, but officials say the sighting is a rare and remarkable moment in Bay Area wildlife history.

[Josh Arnold]

He has been seen feasting on Golden Gate suicides. There's nothing funny about that.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Have you seen that documentary?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it's. I didn't care for it because it was too hard of a watch.

[Chick McGee]

But it makes sense, though. Coyotes are the kind of dogs that should be going to jail.

[Josh Arnold]

You think so? They're just bad dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Coyote, you say all coyotes should be jailed.

[Chick McGee]

You see a landman at all that the coyote. Second coyote scene in Land man or two.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, a couple of them. I guess the hard part was for the coyote was putting the fake coyote in the bed.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's the tough one.

[Chick McGee]

The guards thought there was somebody in.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, let me tell you about Simply Safe when it comes to home security.

[Christy Lee]

Please.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to feel like you picked a system that actually keeps trouble away. That's Simply Safe. They use AI powered cameras outside your home to spot real threats and instantly alert live human agents.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, if Alcatraz had Simply Safe, those guys wouldn't have escaped.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely not. We use it here at the Bob and Tom studios. Then they should have used it at Alcatraz. And Simply Safe can take action while the intruder is still outside. They talk to them through the camera, let them know they're being watched, police are on the way, and if needed, they can turn on a siren and light them up with a spotlight. Other systems might give you a camera and. And a notification, but they need you to see the alert and handle it. Simply Saves. Like having your own private security guard monitoring agents have your back even when you're busy. And right now, get 50% off any new system this month only. It's a great time to upgrade to security that actually helps stop crime before it starts. Go to simplisafetom.com that's simplisafetom.com for 50% off.

[Chick McGee]

Off.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can lock in that discount. There's no safe like simply safe.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, it's going to be Joe Theisman. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick And Tom, we have a special guest.

[Chick McGee]

We do indeed. There he is on the big screen. It's Joe Thomas, I think in a hotel room, I'm not sure. Very good.

[Joe Theismann]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Better. You have lovely matching lamps in your bedroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You've gone with hotel.

[Joe Theismann]

It would be matching, believe me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Chick and I disagree about something, Joe. I.

[Tom Griswold]

No, go ahead. I apologize for having to ask you this question, Joe. Go ahead, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Playing in the snow like that in Denver, I don't care. Get it? I mean, it would be like in a bowling tournament. They throw oil on the alley.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom wants everything to be indoors and he doesn't think it's fair from a competition standpoint to be out of doors.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Your thoughts?

[Joe Theismann]

The only thing is, is, is the weather actually came down on both teams. I mean, if you were to say that, okay, Denver gets to play outside and New England gets to play inside. So you play half the game, one place, half the game the other place.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Joe Theismann]

It makes no sense. The elements are the same for everybody. It's a question of how you handle them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Joe Theismann]

It's just, and the game slows down when the weather gets like that. The game does slow down a bit and the footing becomes a very, very important part of it. You know, we saw Drake May slip once. We saw the running back slip once. Overall, I was shocked at how well everybody had their footing through the second half of that football game.

[Tom Griswold]

And you play all season, Tom, to have home field advantage. I know that's part of being a champion.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Well, I guess the big question though in the NFL right now is, hey, what do you have to do to keep your job if you're a coach?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Joe Theismann]

Welcome to the carousel called coaching. Yeah. I mean, you look and a couple of, a couple of guys in particular, you look at John Harbaugh after all that he's done in Baltimore. Mike Tomlin in Pittsburgh, 19 years. Sometimes you just reach a point where maybe you want to change a scenery or possibly ownership wants a change of scenery, and then you do something like they're doing in Cleveland, where they're sending out resumes and asking coaches to write essays, which boggles my mind, I got to be perfectly honest with you. It'll be very interesting to see who winds up with the Cleveland Brown job. Of all the hirings that are out there, this is the first time I've ever seen any kind of a search that has this attached to it. So it'll be interesting to see who has the best essay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the. That's the first we're hearing about that.

[Christy Lee]

Right, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that?

[Joe Theismann]

I understand. I understand.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I was.

[Joe Theismann]

It was my understanding that they were, you know, asking coaches to write resume. Not resumes, but essays. And. And they were doing a lot of analytics regarding the search for a head coach.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Joe Theismann]

And analytics are fine in certain situations. Football is still a game of instincts.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Joe Theismann]

It's a game of personalities. It's a game of being able to sit down with somebody and really get a sense of who they are, what they are, and the direction they want to go in. So, like I say, Cleveland is. Cleveland's had its share of issues, and now all of a sudden, it's a football team that still is searching again. Maybe head coach and hope, you know, with Shador, maybe a quarterback they found.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

One of the guys will probably submit an essay written by AI Yeah. The new coach. Chat.

[Tom Griswold]

GPT or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Joe, how did you feel about.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The Broncos yesterday not going for the field goal and trying to go for it on fourth down and obviously stopped. And then Sean Payton did make the. Make the comment after the game, I. I realized how important those three points could have been in the game. I mean, that. That football's definitely changed since. Yeah. Since you played. Yeah.

[Joe Theismann]

Yeah. It's. It's an epidemic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Joe Theismann]

It started a few years back. Everybody thinks they want to go for it on fourth down. You used to think to yourself, fourth and a half. A yard. Fourth and a yard. Okay, we'll go.

[Chick McGee]

Go for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Joe Theismann]

Depending upon where we are on the field. Depending upon how well your defense is playing.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Joe Theismann]

Depending upon how well the other offense is playing. So there's a lot of factors that go into it, but I think. I think Sean and I listened to him a little bit this morning. I think he felt like points were A pre. Points are a premium. Whether it's three or seven doesn't matter. Six if you missed a extra point, which guys are doing now. But I really. I really feel like they. This will. This will give coaches a pause when it comes to fourth downs and not taking points in a game like that. When you got the best defense in football, you're at home.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Joe Theismann]

You want to get points on the board. Make. Make New England chase you, make them find a way to put their points on the board and put your faith in your defense. And I think Sean, you know, and especially. Especially with a backup quarterback.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Joe Theismann]

You're asking Jared Stenham to do something, something that he's never done, hasn't done in two years, hasn't really done probably in his career. So I think all those things were factors. But in the heat of the game, you make a decision. You believe in your football team, you believe in the call, and that's what Sean did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Joe, what's the worst weather you've ever played? And do you have any particular memories of a dreadful outing because of horrible weather?

[Joe Theismann]

Two of them, as a matter of fact. One was in Tampa, I believe, like maybe 1970, maybe 83, something like that. It was a torrential downpour. It rained so hard that the water was cascading down the steps in the stadium like a waterfall.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Joe Theismann]

And oddly enough, the field drained great. But it was. It was horrible to be able to deal with for a half a football. And then early on in my career, we played the Buffalo Bills in Buffalo the last game of the season, and it was minus 5 degrees, and you just. There's nowhere to hide from it. You're afraid to go sit in front of the heaters too long because then you get too comfortable. You're afraid not to go over there because you have to thaw out. And they give you pouches, they give you hand warmers, but. And you don't want to keep on moving. You have to sit down at some point. But those. Those were two conditions that I played in that were polar opposites, but yet really makes a difference, again, whether it does impact the game. I doubt very seriously, seriously, if the super bowl is going to be impacted at all by weather, no matter what happens. I mean, these two teams are built for outsides. Seattle's an outside team. New England is an outside team. They'll handle conditions just like they normally would.

[Chick McGee]

Now, do you have an early feel for how you think this is going to go?

[Joe Theismann]

You know, Seattle's defense is going to put a lot of pressure on Drake May. We forget how young Drake May is. I mean, he's in his second year, really is his full year of really understanding and bringing this team to the level they're at. I'm looking at this football game right now. I think the way Sam Darnold is playing, I don't know if anybody can beat him with the weapons that he has around him, the way he's playing. Congratulations to him on the journey that he has been on.

[Tom Griswold]

My goodness.

[Joe Theismann]

I mean, you know, you don't have to go back very far to listen to the jets comments about him. And then, you know, you go to Carolina, then you go to San Francisco, and he fits into that journeyman category. But yet he has really found Minnesota, where I think he got some great training, got some great training in San Francisco, got some great training in Minneapolis. And now all of a sudden, you see the, the fruits of his labor and the perseverance that he showed wind up with an incredible performance yesterday in, you know, in this. In the game.

[Tom Griswold]

And Joe, let's look ahead to next. Next season. How about.

[Joe Theismann]

We've been saying that too, Chick. We've been saying that way too long.

[Tom Griswold]

I know it, I know it. But, boy, the NFC Championship game for us. What last. It was just last year. I don't. Injuries and I don't know what. Is there anything to look forward to? I mean.

[Joe Theismann]

Yeah, well, we'll get, we'll get people back. I think there. I think there are areas that they're going to have to add people, you know, Zach Ertz going down, he was sort of towards at the end where Bobby Wagner going to do, right. What's Vaughn Miller going to do? Players that are older, you need, you know, you're going to need corners, you're going to need. You always can use offensive lineman. I thought our offensive line actually performed, you know, admirably this year. Jaden's health is always. You're curious how well he'll come back. What's he going to look like when he comes back? That's always a question when somebody gets hurt now that Terry's in. I mean, we had so many guys in and out through the course of the year. There was no consistency, no continuity. And you saw the results. I mean, you know, quarterback after quarter, every other week there was a different quarterback.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Joe Theismann]

You just, you just can't win in the NFL if you're shuffling a deck all the time at the quarterback position.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true. And. And we were just witness to the Indiana football team winning the national championship, championship. And you were great. Yeah. You were talking about something about having a team. And I think Indiana, this nil thing, it's fine to bring in whoever for however many dollars, but if you don't have an honest, an actual team, more than any other sport, I think football, really, football really is a team sport. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Joe Theismann]

Coach Signetti did an incredible job putting together his football team. And each year now the college coaches have to figure out way to be able to pay people enough money to bring them in. I mean, college football's landscape has changed tremendously. The colleges have their general managers, they have their player personnel organization. Part of it. I mean, really, college football has become professional football. And the difference is, is you don't have one owner paying for people and you don't have a salary cap. So you have everybody going out and buying everybody and anybody they think will do well. I just wonder sometimes when you, you go out and pay all this money to all these guys and you don't accomplish what you want, do you keep pouring money in or do you try and build some sense of continuity? The ncaa, which really has no power anymore anyway, but if they are a legislative body for college sports, they have to figure out a way to keep coaches and keep players at least in place free year or two.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Joe Theismann]

You don't want to limit people's ability to be able to work because they need, you know, the questions raised. Well, I, I have the right to go find a job. Okay, fine. But they have to put something in place that allows some continuity in college football. Or it's buy one here, buy one there, and good luck to you.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now Joe, I thought it wouldn't be one of our famous dumb interviews with you unless I asked a stupid question.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh huh.

[Chick McGee]

We, this just proves to me how wrong the Internet can be. We found a survey of the number one food served at super bowl parties.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

If you get this answer, I'm going to send you $5 in cash. What do you think the number one food served at super bowl parties is? According to the, according to this survey that, this survey that we did, a.

[Joe Theismann]

Survey of five people. That's probably.

[Chick McGee]

Could be.

[Joe Theismann]

Survey. Okay, I would, I would probably go with chicken wings.

[Josh Arnold]

An excellent guess.

[Tom Griswold]

That's an excellent.

[Chick McGee]

I would too.

[Josh Arnold]

However.

[Chick McGee]

However, the answer was baked potatoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know the baked potato.

[Joe Theismann]

A lot of those. I've seen a lot of those at super bowl parties.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Joe Theismann]

The first thing I do when I walk in and say, listen, if you don't have baked potatoes, I'M leaving.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Now, Joe Thman, will you attend a Super bowl party this year or be.

[Josh Arnold]

At the Super Bowl?

[Joe Theismann]

I'll be at a lot of parties.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Joe Theismann]

I'll be at a lot of things.

[Chick McGee]

Would you mind, would you mind taking a little notebook and writing down shymies get a potato?

[Joe Theismann]

When I go to a Super bowl party, the first question that's coming to my mind is, what are you serving?

[Tom Griswold]

Not who's there?

[Joe Theismann]

Not why am I there, but what are you serving? And I'm really, you know what I mean? I'm gonna be looking for baked potatoes. If I don't see a baked potato. Super bowl party, I'm going to say that that survey is very off.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It just kind of proves you can't believe everything you read in the Internet. We came upon it last year that we found it again this year. I think the Idaho people must be slipping this in. It's just, it's just simply not true. Joe, always a great pleasure. Have fun at the Super Bowl. Of course. Do you have any official duties there? Any speaking things you're doing, anything you.

[Tom Griswold]

Can do for Washington, appearances to do?

[Joe Theismann]

I'm going to be introducing some of the people. I think Sting is in concert. The Killers are in concert. I'm going to be, you know, involved in that a little bit. So I'm looking for. It's a busy, it's a busy weekend. It's a busy four or five days. And I really want us, everybody, please be safe. You're listening, Please. And watching. Please be safe. With all this weather. Don't, don't try and be a hero. If, if you're going to shovel, shovel for 10 minutes. Take your time. We don't want anybody to get, get hurt. Be careful on the roads and, and just be safe.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, A good thought. And, and I would recommend for dinner possibly a baked potato.

[Tom Griswold]

Baked potato.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Joe.

[Joe Theismann]

Maybe something else. Maybe wings in a baked.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's it. See, this is why the man is number one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Joe Thysman, Always a great pleasure.

[Christy Lee]

Bye.

[Chick McGee]

Was that a really dumb question?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but he answered what, you know, chicken wing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you jumped on that.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean, I, I, I still don't understand where they get this baked potato. And it's not potato skins. That would be.

[Christy Lee]

Potato skins would actually make some sense.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think it'd be number one.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but we wouldn't necessarily argue it the way we are.

[Chick McGee]

Baked potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

Now, I want potato skins.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. It did not say skins. It said baked potatoes.

[Chick McGee]

Baked potatoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's see.

[Chick McGee]

When we last left you we. Oh, we were talking about Alcatraz.

[Christy Lee]

I've never been there. You been there?

[Chick McGee]

No, I've been to San Francisco.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Christy Lee]

I've been to San Francisco.

[Tom Griswold]

Well that's where the. That's where the super bowl is more or less.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

That. Which made me think.

[Tom Griswold]

You think they'll have a tour of Alcatraz for a part of the super bowl package? I bet they do.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I suppose you could go out there but I would think there'd be some.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't want to. I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

More fun activity arrangements right now.

[Christy Lee]

Like I'd rather see Sting than go to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a good show. Sting.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be.

[Chick McGee]

He's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that Fields of gold number. He does. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I do like that fortress around my heart. That's mine. Now let's go back over to Christy Lee. We have time for a quick story at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists have sequenced the genome of a woolly rhinoceros using tissue recovered from the stomach of an ice age wolf.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait minute a minute. From a wolf stomach?

[Christy Lee]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I've heard of woolly mammoths. I haven't never heard of a woolly rhinoceros.

[Josh Arnold]

During the ice age everything became woolly.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they had to stay warm temperatures.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Earth earthworms are just. Caterpillars are just earthworms from the icy.

[Chick McGee]

No. Science marches on.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not know that.

[Christy Lee]

Radio carbon.

[Tom Griswold]

You kids listening? Be sure and answer that as answer to question you might get. And okay.

[Christy Lee]

Shows that the sample is about 14400 years old. Scientists believe rapid climate warming at the end of the ice age not human hunting likely caused the woolly rhino's disappearance.

[Josh Arnold]

There was rapid climate warming at the end of the ice age. Wow. And but. But. But it's all.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

So what would it.

[Tom Griswold]

You are just something else you know that I'm.

[Chick McGee]

What I'm not following is do they think they can make one of these.

[Josh Arnold]

Guys Sounds like it sounds like they at least have the ingredients now because.

[Chick McGee]

Aren'T they going to try to make. Try to make a woolly mammoth?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They all but have. I think they're very close to being.

[Chick McGee]

Gun trying to remember. Isn't that what doesn't Chewbacca ride like a woolly mammoth into battle or something?

[Tom Griswold]

The thing that they we Saw in Jurassic park and is coming very close to reality where they suck DNA out of mosquitoes.

[Josh Arnold]

We learn nothing. We already Learned nothing from T2.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Or Jeff Goldblum.

[Chick McGee]

Let's just say you could take this DNA and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And put it in a blender of some sort and create.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, you're right. A blender.

[Chick McGee]

Create miniature.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably a ninja.

[Chick McGee]

Miniature woolly rhinos.

[Christy Lee]

Miniature woolly rhino. Like, like a miniature pony.

[Tom Griswold]

They would be the most sought after pets you've ever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it'd be like you could have like a rhino doodle.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Yep. Cross it with a poodle.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, wouldn't you want one? It's about the size of a, you know, bread loaf of bread.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they can still run into your ankle.

[Chick McGee]

A little furry little ten pound little baby rhino would never get any bigger.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think the poodles wonder what happened? Why did we have to mate with everybody?

[Josh Arnold]

They don't care.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure poodles are French? They're so horny.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, the only downside is that if we bred poodles and mini woolly rhinos, I think it would, it would kill the poodles. But other than that, I think, I think that would be a price I'd be willing to pay.

[Chick McGee]

What's the movie where the guy. They have a little miniature animals. Isn't that Dr. Moreau or something?

[Tom Griswold]

The island of Dr. Moreau.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. And those, none of those were a trust. Attractive or.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. God's mistake.

[Chick McGee]

If you could get miniature rhinos weighed less than £15, they'd be huge. No, you'd have, they'd be like little teacup rhinos. You'd see ladies with those Louis Vuitton bags. A little rhino sticking his head out.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm telling you. What is that clam in your leg?

[Tom Griswold]

What is the commercial? They have the mini pit bulls or something they have in the, in their pocketbooks or the biting everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I dreamed that.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe I dreamed.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, do you know who woolly woolly woolly is?

[Christy Lee]

Woolly woolly?

[Chick McGee]

You mean woolly Willy.

[Tom Griswold]

Woolly Willy. You said woolly woolly.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, sorry. It's hard to say Willy.

[Christy Lee]

The guy that you put the little carpet.

[Chick McGee]

Magnetic beard, magnetic mustache.

[Christy Lee]

We have Willie Tom, remember?

[Chick McGee]

I know. Always hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Always, always hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, taking the little, the little thing and moving the minute.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I hope that I never got that as a gift. That was, that was never any fun. That and the cooties. Remember cooties?

[Josh Arnold]

I Do the little.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a game.

[Christy Lee]

Ants. Out of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Where you put. You'd get a leg or something.

[Josh Arnold]

We never played the game. We just would assemble them and then.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of do nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey, look. Cooties.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Aren't these great?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

The stress of working with Tom could be. Could be.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Great question.

[Tom Griswold]

And more of that coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

More of that sort of insolence and attitude.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Remember, we all hate each other.

[Christy Lee]

No, actually we have a story about couples and sharing a unique form of contagious forgetting. We'll talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Contagious forgetting. Tom, this sounds like you were written all over it.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I can't wait to hear this. So I'll forget about it. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

It's almost over.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Josh Arnold]

And you're not just talking about this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, boy. Boy, oh, boy. There's Christy Lee. Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Joe Theismann]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. This just in sports bulletin extra.

[Josh Arnold]

The Super Bowl's been canceled.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. They're just going to play the best out of three with the Rams and the Rams and the Seahawks. They're not going to have the Patriots.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't the Pro bowl ping pong now or something?

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a flag football. Philip Rivers has officially withdrawn from the bill's head coaching search.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He removed himself as a candidate for the Bills. He dropped out just moments ago. According to reports, he'd been one of the handful of people considered for the job to replace Sean McDermott. So the Bills search continues.

[Chick McGee]

All right, well, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

And in case you missed it, Mike McCarthy named the head coach of the Steelers just over the weekend. I guess Mike McCarthy's dad had a bar Joseph in Pittsburgh forever. And Mike McCarthy, long deep roots in the Pittsburgh area.

[Chick McGee]

He watching the Pit.

[Tom Griswold]

He speaks fluent Aaron Rodgers and no, I used to. But since you started talking about it, I same I, I when I hear the Pit, I want to take a hostage. So you couldn't pay me.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a watch.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there's no way. If I do, I'll keep it. Nope. No. No pit, no Landman. No, no anything you watch ever.

[Chick McGee]

Pat and I are both watching. It's very nice. He has me.

[Pat Godwin]

He left. My life is held.

[Christy Lee]

A true crime inspired restaurant opening in Michigan will allow you to eat the last meal of famous cereal killers.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Who wants this?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Mlive reports that Nate Thompson, the owner of the Last meal in Galleon, Ohio, plans to open a second location in the mall of Monroe in Monroe, Michigan. Mr. Thompson, you want to go to.

[Chick McGee]

This and check it out? Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't. I don't like true crime exploitation.

[Christy Lee]

Also owns the Michigan Museum of Horror. Have you heard of this place?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, if it's horror movies, I'm in. I don't. If it's pictures of Manson and stuff, no thanks.

[Christy Lee]

Said everything on the menu is actual last meal requests of several serial killers. Offerings include John Wayne Gacy, who had chick. You remember this one?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Chicken wings, strawberries, fried shrimp and fries.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, he liked his chicken wings.

[Christy Lee]

Then there's the Ted Bundy parmesan steak loaded steak fries.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Is that parmesan steak and then loaded steak fries or is it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, but I mean, this Michigan location.

[Chick McGee]

I've already thought of what I would do.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

For your last meal?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what would you have?

[Chick McGee]

I would use stalling tactics.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Execution set for a Sunday. Tell me what Chick fil A. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe the. What is it? The Peking duck that takes a week to prepare.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There.

[Josh Arnold]

The old.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but I. I have a rather complete list of some of these famous last meals, if care. If you'd care to find out. Timothy McVeigh. Apparently not watching that girlish figure. Two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream. That's it?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know, some people.

[Tom Griswold]

Some.

[Josh Arnold]

That guy gets nothing. You get nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

God, what's wrong with you, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

Bread and water. That's what he gets, right?

[Chick McGee]

I think it's kind of interesting. It's your. Your last meal here. This. This guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Not even hungry.

[Chick McGee]

Thread gill baked chicken, mashed potatoes with country gravy, vegetables, sweet peas, bread, tea, water and punch.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, somebody wanted a hug from their mom.

[Tom Griswold]

Punch.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm with you.

[Chick McGee]

I hate if it's a firing squad. The last thing you're going to eat is lead.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that coming back? In some places you are.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a time trapper, traveler from the old.

[Christy Lee]

No, I think it's coming back. I think I read that recently.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd rather be. If. If I'm ever executed, and it'll probably happen. I would rather be shot than gas chambered.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that. Yeah, go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Just shoot me a bunch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those are painful. The gas chamber. Some go wrong. And right injection, I mean, it's gotta suck.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Who knows? But I thought, well, you wouldn't go to this restaurant.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Again, I don't. I don't like stuff like this.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

The true crime stuff can get a little gross.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was kind of interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's. It is interesting. I'm not crappy on the story. I just.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think him saying that, it's a little gross.

[Chick McGee]

Exploitive.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that exploitative?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, but you would go. Plus, none of those meals sound particularly good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, most of them. I would want. Wouldn't want to eat because they're gonna kill you. Eat this every night for a while. You don't have to be excluded because you're gonna have a heart attack.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I have a feeling your last meal would be whatever was going to create the biggest mess when you died.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Because the bowels evacuate.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Metamucil.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of coffee. That's the way you would do it.

[Chick McGee]

Stool softeners and a dose of Miralax.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly what would happen.

[Chick McGee]

Good luck at the end, autopsy fellow. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you're gonna need it.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have more fun all week long. We're not going anywhere. I don't care how cold it gets.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

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