The BOB & TOM Show - January 27, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - January 27, 2025: Detailed Summary

Hosts:

• Tom Griswold
• Josh Arnold
• Chick McGee
• Ace Cosby

Guest Appearances:

• DJ Dangler
• Reno Collier

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1. Introducing Senior Citizen Entertainment

Segment Start: [01:35]

The show kicks off with the hosts expressing their frustration with traditional senior games like bingo. To inject some fun, Tom Griswold introduces a new game tailored for the elderly: Citizen's Twister. This reimagined version of the classic game includes humorous challenges tailored to seniors' capabilities.

• [01:50] Tom Griswold: "I wish there were some other games for senior citizens."

Chick McGee humorously struggles with the game mechanics, illustrating the playful dynamics among the hosts.

• [02:58] Ace Cosby: "Whoops."

• [03:05] Tom Griswold: "Fingers on the twister. You'll laugh, you'll cry. You writhe in pain."

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2. NFL and Super Bowl Discussions

Segment Start: [05:21]

The conversation shifts to the latest NFL happenings. Ace Cosby vents frustration over perceived referee biases, specifically mentioning a contentious game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles.

• [05:25] Ace Cosby: "They stole the game from us."

Tom Griswold suggests technological solutions to improve game accuracy, hinting at future innovations.

• [05:50] Tom Griswold: "Just that it's a billion-dollar industry. They can put a chip in the ball and they'll know."

The hosts debate the possibility and implications of using technology to ensure fair play, considering the NFL's commercial stature.

• [06:00] Ace Cosby: "They would have a convict controversy about that."

The discussion evolves into anticipation for the upcoming Super Bowl clash between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles, emphasizing key players and memorable moments from recent games.

• [10:42] Ace Cosby: "Chiefs win the final 32:29 over the Bills and the Eagles pounce on the Washington Commanders. Was four turnovers and Philly 55, Washington 23."

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3. Comedic Interviews with DJ Dangler and Reno Collier

Segment Start: [10:42]

The show features guests DJ Dangler and Reno Collier, both comedians, who engage in light-hearted banter with the hosts. They discuss upcoming projects, like Reno's comedy special and DJ's appearances.

• [13:11] Christy Lee: "Yeah, left on Friday. You guys sounded great, by the way. I listened the whole way."

Reno shares insights into the pressures of live performances and the cathartic nature of comedy.

• [13:34] Reno Collier: "It's a great project and Patty G. is part of it."

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4. Sardines Diet and Its Unexpected Benefits

Segment Start: [33:07]

Tom Griswold humorously recounts his experience with a friend who adopted a sardine-only diet to address financial and tax issues, highlighting the absurdity and potential benefits of such a regimen.

• [33:16] Ace Cosby: "If somebody guessed which one of the cast members loves sardines."

Chick McGee shares his appreciation for sardines, noting their health benefits and taste when prepared correctly.

• [33:24] Chick McGee: "I love them."

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5. Sports Opinion: Touchdown Rules Debate

Segment Start: [68:35]

Ace Cosby introduces a "Sports Opinion" segment focusing on the criteria for a touchdown in the NFL. The debate centers around whether a player must have their entire body completely cross the plane of the end zone.

• [68:35] Josh Arnold: "A touchdown in the NFL should be a complete catch within the end zone. That's right."

Chick McGee concurs, emphasizing the need for clarity in officiating.

• [68:46] Chick McGee: "You know what? I'm with you on that."

Tom Griswold criticizes the current ambiguity in the rules, proposing technological aids to ensure accurate calls.

• [70:32] Tom Griswold: "They can put a chip in the ball so you don't have the referee calling, oh, it wasn't a first down. Yes, it was. I saw it."

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6. Man Stuck with White Claw Can Finger Incident

Segment Start: [71:31]

A humorous yet bizarre news story is discussed where a man in Arizona was arrested for having his finger stuck in a White Claw can while driving under the influence.

• [74:00] Chick McGee: "Authorities near Prescott report deputies responding to the call about a possible DUI encountered the suspect on the road where he allegedly swerved and struck a guardrail."

The hosts mockingly speculate on the man's predicament and the absurdity of the situation.

• [75:02] Ace Cosby: "He was trying to get a prize out of the box?"

• [75:07] Tom Griswold: "How did they not notice that?"

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7. Bigfoot Spoof Interview with Pat Godwin

Segment Start: [87:49]

In a comedic segment, the hosts attempt to interview a supposed Bigfoot, played by Pat Godwin. The exchange pokes fun at the elusive nature of the mythical creature.

• [89:00] Tom Griswold: "So are you Mr. Foot?"

• [89:08] Josh Arnold: "He doesn’t look beatish."

Pat humorously denies Bigfoot's existence while maintaining the façade, adding to the comedic tension.

• [90:02] Josh Arnold: "Hi, Josh."

• [91:27] Tom Griswold: "Born on this date in 1850, Edward Smith — famous as the captain of the Titanic."

The segment blends fictional elements with real-world references, enhancing the show's comedic appeal.

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8. Unique Food Mashups: Pizza-Flavored Cereal and Chili Ice Cream

Segment Start: [124:22]

The hosts delve into unusual food combinations making headlines, such as General Mills' Pizza-Flavored Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal and Greeters' Skyline Chili-Flavored Ice Cream.

• [124:02] Tom Griswold: "Projects like pizza and pizza... it's like peanut butter and chicken."

Chick McGee expresses skepticism about the taste and market acceptance of such mashups, while Reno Collier provides a comedic take on the potential flavor profiles.

• [125:00] Reno Collier: "It doesn't taste like chili. It's a bit of a spice in there."

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9. Astronomical Advertising and Space Regulations

Segment Start: [126:53]

The show discusses a proposal by the American Astronomical Society to ban obtrusive advertising in space, citing concerns over interference with ground-based astronomy.

• [126:53] Chick McGee: "They have definitions for obtrusive space advertising..."

Tom Griswold humorously suggests that NASA could incorporate brands like Nike into their missions.

• [126:58] Tom Griswold: "NASA should have whatever, you know, Nike on the side of the rocket."

The hosts debate the feasibility and implications of commercializing space advertising, blending satire with genuine concern.

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10. Funny Stories and Anecdotes

Segment Start: [141:50]

Throughout the episode, the hosts share various humorous anecdotes, including:

• A man in Massachusetts arrest for having sex on a Key West sidewalk ([147:43]).

  • [147:56] Tom Griswold: "How was he doing? It was a doggy."

• Monkeys escaping a South Carolina research facility, leading to their eventual recapture and euthanization ([129:48]).

  • [131:10] Reno Collier: "Monkeys jumping on beds... like the Bowlers?"

These stories are interspersed with lively banter, enhancing the comedic atmosphere of the show.

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11. Promotions and Sponsorships

While the primary focus is on content, the show intermittently features promotions for sponsors like Raycon Earbuds, Simply Safe, and ticketing for upcoming charity events hosted by Pat Godwin.

• [156:35] Tom Griswold: "Check out all the [e-mail] Tom."

• [157:40] Tom Griswold: "This is the Bob and Tom Show."

These segments are seamlessly integrated into the discussion, ensuring they complement rather than disrupt the flow of the show.

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Notable Quotes

• Tom Griswold ([05:50]): "They can put a chip in the ball and they'll know."

• Ace Cosby ([68:35]): "A touchdown in the NFL should be a complete catch within the end zone. That's right."

• Chick McGee ([147:43]): "Authorities near Prescott report deputies responding to the call about a possible DUI encountered the suspect on the road where he allegedly swerved and struck a guardrail."

• Pat Godwin ([89:22]): "I'm the only Bigfoot I've ever seen. I wouldn't really know."

• Reno Collier ([124:40]): "Just a little crunch. It doesn't really add any flavor."

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Conclusion

The January 27, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a blend of comedic banter, sports analysis, quirky news stories, and engaging guest interviews. The hosts maintain a lively and humorous tone throughout, making light of both everyday challenges and bizarre incidents. Whether debating the nuances of NFL rules, mocking unconventional food trends, or engaging with mythical creatures like Bigfoot, the show offers a diverse array of content designed to entertain and amuse its nationwide audience.

Transcript

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[Chick McGee]

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[Ace Cosby]

It'S the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

B14.

[Josh Arnold]

Once again, that is B14.

[Chick McGee]

Damn it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the same old thing. Holy Gerital, Gertie. I am so sick of friggin bingo. I wish there were some other games for senior citizens.

[Chick McGee]

Me too, Ernie. Why can't old people have some fun and exciting games to play?

[Tom Griswold]

Hold on, folks. Now there is a new game designed just for elderly. Frigateball Toys. Brings you a new spin on a classic game. It's Citizen's Twister. Yeah. With Savior. Citizen's Twister. You and your friends will enjoy hours of fun as you spin and then find out which body part you put on the brightly colored circle. Oh boy. Let's see. Okay, I gotta keep my left foot on blue and put my dentures on red. Okay, there we go.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, your turn, Gertie. Give her a spin.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my.

[Chick McGee]

That's impossible. I have to put one leg of my walker on orange and one on green.

[Tom Griswold]

You can do it. Come on.

[Chick McGee]

I can do this. If I stretch just a little further.

[Ace Cosby]

Whoops.

[Chick McGee]

Oh dear. I just pulled the hose out of my oxygen tank.

[Tom Griswold]

Fingers on the twister. You'll laugh, you'll cry. You writhe in pain. It says here my left foot on.

[Ace Cosby]

Green and my right foot on blue. And. Oh boy. I'll try that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if I can get.

[Tom Griswold]

My legs that far apart. Oh, damn it.

[Pat Godwin]

I broke a hip.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Senior Citizen's Twister. Look, I Did it. I win. That's no fair. You have a plastic knee joint.

[Chick McGee]

Eat my panties, you pathetic loser.

[Tom Griswold]

Cedar Citizen twister. Look for it wherever Fun seed your your citizen party games are sold. Hey, is my leg supposed to bend like this?

[Chick McGee]

Oh my God. The bone is sticking out.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh no.

[Josh Arnold]

He himself.

[Ace Cosby]

Because he busted his leg.

[Tom Griswold]

He always hisself sneaker as a twister. Get yours today.

[Ace Cosby]

Eh? What'd you say?

[Tom Griswold]

I said get yours today.

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Get yours today. Yeah, that's right. Gores day.

[Pat Godwin]

That's exactly what I meant.

[Tom Griswold]

Goris day. You got it, papa.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, good morning. Hello. Hello. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's right. It's the Bob and Tom show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Ace Cosby]

There's the one and only Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Ace Cosby]

At the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. And yes, despite all the social media that you speculated that I would not be here today. The Eagles hang a 50 burger on Washington. But here I am. Hello, Tom Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

We and it all watched hoping that your Washington team would win.

[Ace Cosby]

It all gets back to the referees. They stole the game from us.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm not sure about that one. They were busy. They were busy with the other one.

[Ace Cosby]

I know people are losing their minds over this. It just doesn't make sense to me. Do you know how much trouble the NFL would be in if they actually the refs were actually showing favoritism to one team over another? Sure look like it on a consistent basis.

[Tom Griswold]

Just that it's a billion dollar industry. They can put a chip in the ball and they'll know.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't think that.

[Tom Griswold]

And they'll know when it's a first time. I don't think that's all they have to do.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't think that would be. Yeah. Save any. Anything.

[Tom Griswold]

It would have been.

[Ace Cosby]

They would have a convict controversy about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the. The more accurate the better. I don't want to.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm assuming Kansas City one.

[Ace Cosby]

Kansas City one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Kansas City and Philadelphia in your super bowl coming up on February.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time you hear the word three peach just say to yourself hack. God, am I sick of hearing that already. Hey, remember.

[Ace Cosby]

Remember 3 Pete. Pat Riley has that trademarks. Remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that mean? They can't do a T shirt or without his permission.

[Ace Cosby]

I. I think he gets. He gets. He gets to wet it every time.

[Tom Griswold]

You say the word three Pete.

[Ace Cosby]

He gets. He gets the wet. Thank ever. You are raring. Raring to go this morning. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Had A good week.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

You could have fooled me.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm wearing regular pants again. Life is good.

[Chick McGee]

You're driving.

[Josh Arnold]

You can drive.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. You told me that you maybe shouldn't be wearing regular pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're a. I got three holes in my belly from some her surgery and.

[Ace Cosby]

Just be honest. Is your neck too big? Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you've heard of locks for love.

[Ace Cosby]

Too damn big.

[Tom Griswold]

While they were down there, made a little donation.

[Ace Cosby]

Two hands. A handle of Whopper.

[Tom Griswold]

A little. Little Jimmy Smith now has a full.

[Josh Arnold]

You look good in your sweats.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much.

[Ace Cosby]

I was hoping you would. Yeah. Fall in love with sweatpants.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Not a fan, are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Not really. I like.

[Ace Cosby]

Because anybody wears sweatpants, it spells what?

[Tom Griswold]

Failure. You've given up. You've given up.

[Ace Cosby]

You know how many people are. Are in their sweatpants right now?

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Ace Cosby]

And they're dressed. They're dressed for the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I like people that are active.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

I like the guys like the UPS guys that wear shorts.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

But it's zero degrees. They're out there working. I'm gonna wearing my shorts.

[Chick McGee]

People that wear sweatpants are working. They're going to the gym, they're working out.

[Tom Griswold]

But you said they're sitting around eating pretzels and potato and bitching about the game and we got robbed.

[Ace Cosby]

You said a don never wears shorts.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true, but that's a different thing.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you. Never mind. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Hardworking UPS guy or what? FedEx guys.

[Ace Cosby]

I like my delivery guys. I like. I like them. Don't. Don't.

[Josh Arnold]

And they drive with the door open.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Because they're. They're men, they're tough, and so are the ladies. All right now, Josh, you have a good weekend?

[Josh Arnold]

I did, yeah. Yeah. Productive and relaxing.

[Ace Cosby]

Productive. Clean the garage.

[Josh Arnold]

No, too cold for that.

[Ace Cosby]

Reshingle the roof.

[Christy Lee]

Write your memoirs.

[Ace Cosby]

I saw Gravy made an appearance on your social media. Yeah, she's very photogenic.

[Josh Arnold]

She is. And I actually had a friend of mine who works at Purina Ralston. Purina. I said. She was talking about how. I said, look, she's in the advertising department.

[Tom Griswold]

You could have a model cat.

[Josh Arnold]

I said, gravy is ready to come to St. Louis and do a shoot anytime.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, here's the thing, Joe. You could become Gravy's manager. Quit this job and then. Because I know you've said, stayed out on the air last week, much to my sister's delight, that you'd like to be a kept man. That you'd be good at being a kept man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I would be good at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep the house clean, Keep it organized.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

This sounds like a great mo like you would be the stage mom for a cat. That sounds. Oh, yeah, like a great movie. Get out there and push it, honey. Shake what your mama gave you.

[Christy Lee]

The cat does nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Have some annoying, annoying hack card like manager, you know, hey, I'm a pussy manager, you know? You know. You know what I do?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I manage that.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that guy does not get invited to the cat bed.

[Ace Cosby]

Good lord.

[Tom Griswold]

The story we had last week that I thought would be the best movie was the one, I believe it was in Germany, which a lady went on social media and found someone that looked advertised and found apparently someone that looked just like her, murdered her and tried to pretend that the dead woman was her man. That just sounds like such a great movie.

[Ace Cosby]

So close to the perfect crime.

[Tom Griswold]

Horrifying. What's the one where they bury the guy in the DNA matches, but it's the brother.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's it.

[Ace Cosby]

That sounds like an Americans episode.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it's a. The detective in Detroit. I forget his name. In any event, that. That doppelganger story was really cool. Coming up today, we're gonna hang out with comedian DJ Dangler, the Dangle and. And Reno Collier. Certainly look forward to that. We'll catch up with what happened in the NFL.

[Ace Cosby]

Chiefs win the final 32:29 over the Bills and the Eagles pounce on the Washington Commanders. Was four turnovers and Philly 55, Washington 23. The old 50 burger. So Philadelphia and Kansas City, it's a rematch of. Yeah. For those of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Play the 3 Pete drinking game. Every time some hack announcer says that you do a.

[Chick McGee]

Why are you so.

[Ace Cosby]

This. This really got on your nerves, didn't it?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think it's ever been done.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard it. I've driving. I heard it five times.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, they were complaining that in 64, the Browns won the championship, but it wasn't the super bowl. Then in 60, the packers won the championship, but it wasn't called the Super Bowl. And then the packers won Super Bowl 1 and 2. So that is. That's three in a row. But it's not counted because they're using the phrase.

[Tom Griswold]

They're using the phrase in the super bowl era.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And What? This is 50. What?

[Ace Cosby]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

This is Super Bowl 59. Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All due respect to ugly logo Kansas City fans and Eagles fans. Not, not. Not that Exciting.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

We want some fresh blood in there, don't we?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, we kind of do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

But they say that dynasties are good for.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Athletics.

[Josh Arnold]

And I applaud, you know, the teams. But, man, it would have been fun to see.

[Tom Griswold]

We are a Missouri Bills and the commanders.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Missourian or Missouriite?

[Josh Arnold]

Missourian. Missouri, yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Are you sure?

[Josh Arnold]

I believe so. Yeah. Now we'll probably get a letter from some Missouri hick in Ava, Missouri.

[Ace Cosby]

That's Mizzou, dudes.

[Christy Lee]

Children of misery.

[Ace Cosby]

They say Mizzou, don't They don't say if you go to Missouri.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You got a Mizzou? Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A couple things coming up here. Patty G. Getting ready for his big appearance. A couple of them, actually. But the big. The big show that'll be videoed and out there for all to see pretty soon. You're filming that in Salt Lake City? It was. Technically, you're filming it in Provo. Your dry bar comedy special just around the corner. But this weekend, he'll be getting ready for that Saturday night at the Leader Crayons in Mansfield, Ohio. Special benefit for big brothers. This is a cool thing. [e-mail] when we come back. Pat, you want. We haven't heard from you in a while. You had a big show over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, left on Friday. You guys sounded great, by the way. I listened the whole way.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, there was something about Friday show. I couldn't explain it, but it was just on, man.

[Christy Lee]

Good energy.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, great.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

What.

[Tom Griswold]

There might have been a couple of. One sniff.

[Christy Lee]

I heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, now it's time to say hi to our buddy from Friday, Steven Singer.

[Ace Cosby]

And I owe him a case of steaks or something. Is that what we ended up.

[Chick McGee]

I thought Tenderloins.

[Ace Cosby]

Tenderloin. Oh, tenderloin.

[Josh Arnold]

You didn't end up really betting your hand.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It was a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't give him some.

[Ace Cosby]

He can play hell getting it. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We found out some interesting stuff. That this is, I guess, obvious that an enormous percentage.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Of jewelry and roses and purchased, obviously, just before Thanksgiving. But he has to hire extra people for the people that wait too long.

[Ace Cosby]

Valentine's Day.

[Chick McGee]

Valentine's Day.

[Tom Griswold]

What did I say?

[Chick McGee]

Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanksgiving. You're kidding me.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm not kidding. That's what you said.

[Tom Griswold]

I really should have had breakfast. I'm starving. I meant Valentine's Day. Or as we like to say, Valentine's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You know why I messed up like that? Why did. Too big.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is.

[Christy Lee]

Blood's going to it.

[Tom Griswold]

My belly hurts. Stephen Singer Jewelers. How do you find him? You go to I hate stevensinger.com. don't be. Don't wait till the last minute. Look right over there. See that rose? That's dipped in 24 karat gold. You can grab one of those for 79 bucks. It's in a beautiful box. The shipping is free. You just check one box, you're done. Fellas, pay attention here. Shipping is complimentary, which doesn't mean. Well, that's a nice, nice box. No, no, it means it's free. Okay, I'm have to get hostile here.

[Ace Cosby]

Nice box.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I hate stephensinger.com is the place to go. And by the way, don't forget about jewelry. I'm going to be purchasing something myself in the next 24 hours, as a matter of fact.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that's exciting. Did you hear that, everybody? Tom's going to be buying something. Well, why don't you record that and put it out? Let everybody see you buying something. That'll be exciting for them.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that would give it away. All right. And I did get a little thing for my. One of my little girls. Got a couple birthdays coming up. Just check out all the cool stuff From I hate stevensinger.com. you'll find something. Maybe a necklace, maybe a bracelet, maybe some earrings. And you'll find it all atIhateStevensinger.com. tell them the Bob and Tom show sent. You get this done right now. Valentine's Day is just around the corner. Coming up, we have interesting things in the world of sports. A lot of oddball news out there. A collection of various animals for some reason have made the news today. And advertising in space is in the news.

[Ace Cosby]

I need. We need to get a billboard. The Bob and Tom show on the moon. Well, we need to get on that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a problem also. We have. Let's see. What was the movie where the kid got his tongue stuck to the pole? Happened to a guy's male member.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my.

[Ace Cosby]

You know why it happened? He was too big. Too damn big. You couldn't keep it.

[Tom Griswold]

As far as I know.

[Ace Cosby]

He means I gotta let it breathe.

[Tom Griswold]

This poor dude may still be stuck to that thing. I will find out all about that.

[Ace Cosby]

What's the old joke in that? I don't know, but it's eating your popcorn. Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the Aurelioto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

I said shark.

[Ace Cosby]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I. I think we're back. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, DJ Dangler paying us a visit. Visit today. And always good to see him. Some guy named Reno. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, the elephant in the room is in a courtroom.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We have elephants in court.

[Ace Cosby]

How do you cuff an elephant?

[Josh Arnold]

Your Honor, for my next witness.

[Ace Cosby]

You can't handcuff an elephant. No, you can't.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't.

[Ace Cosby]

It's all one.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they, they, they put a thing around the base of the foot and they tether them to various things.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, he slipped right out of it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I've been standing next to an elephant that.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Chick was just sort of coming.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm quite literally saying you.

[Ace Cosby]

This is where his head is today.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up.

[Ace Cosby]

It's one of those days that some days he wants to play and some days.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Ace Cosby]

Straight ahead. No, no, go ahead. You're mad about a lot of stuff.

[Chick McGee]

What are you mad about?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not mad about it. I'm in good health.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm wearing real pants again. Can't wait to be able to put on my shoes by myself.

[Ace Cosby]

You got. You're rocking the tighty whities. Right. You haven't found the joy of boxer briefs.

[Tom Griswold]

No, and I don't wear white underwear. I wear black underwear.

[Josh Arnold]

They're loose, so they're.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't want to see the skid marks.

[Josh Arnold]

They're loose, so they're slacky blackies.

[Ace Cosby]

So are they box. What? Yeah. What are you wearing? Black, Black, tidy. White.

[Tom Griswold]

Black briefs.

[Ace Cosby]

Black briefs. Okay. All right. Is that. Is that because the poop stains.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's why I said you don't want to see them, do you?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, one. Can I. It's just simple addition.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I, I know. I, I just don't like it.

[Ace Cosby]

It seemed like you were really.

[Tom Griswold]

White underwear is going to. If you have. If you.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Slippage. You're gonna see your Belt? No, no.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, you really seem adamant about black tighty whities. I don't want to see your underwear, you weirdo.

[Josh Arnold]

Speak for yourself.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, baby. What kind? Hanes. What are those?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't. Don't tear your sutures or whatever you're making me.

[Tom Griswold]

This is hurting me.

[Josh Arnold]

Ouch.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Mission accomplished.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Okay, well, let's move forward here. We have a lot to get to in the world of sports, certainly, but, Pat, did you want to play a song? I thought we talked about.

[Christy Lee]

I got something for the sports with the Eagles fans. My nutty Eagles Eagles fans went crazy again.

[Ace Cosby]

Philadelphia Eagles yesterday, dispatching the Washington football team. Some call them the commanders. Philadelphia wins 55, 23. It was much closer than that up until the start of the fourth quarter. Washington had four turnovers again, and Philadelphia heading to the super bowl to take on the Kansas City Chiefs. And Saquon Barkley and Jalen Hurts each had three touchdowns rushing apiece. First time that's ever happened in a playoff game. And yeah, you know how they celebrate a Eagle victory in Philadelphia? They get out into the street and they. They go kind of crazy, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they. And they have to.

[Ace Cosby]

They.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's. Here's the story. They call them the Crisco Cops. Crews from the city of Philadelphia grease the light poles to prevent Eagles fans from climbing them. And they typically do this to prevent, you know, obviously dangerous accidents, etc. Etc.

[Ace Cosby]

So how much of a problem did they have to have? They have an entire battalion of cops to put grease the light poles.

[Tom Griswold]

So this way they have to just do the traditional things. Flipping cars, cars and setting them on fire, knocking over trash cans. You know, quality.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder, do they actually use Crisco?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they actually do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wow. I mean, they buy it in giant vats.

[Christy Lee]

The cheapest thing to buy for something like that, probably.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, how do you think they get it? I, I, you can buy, I'm sure, restaurant, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you'd have to get. I mean, to grease a light pole, you're going to need a giant vat of Crisco. I know, I know. If they win the super bowl, they're going to use Astro Glide for some reason.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you know Astro Glide? The tube? It has stars and a little planet on the. On the tube.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's out of this world.

[Tom Griswold]

And yet they spell Astro with two S's.

[Ace Cosby]

Astro and Glides.

[Tom Griswold]

Traditional spell Passopath. This is a song about greasing the polls.

[Christy Lee]

Philadelphia Eagles fans are fun, addicts they're over ecstatic and problematic. That's why we need greased light poles. We'll get some crayons right out of the gate. We'll get some cans of Crisco and extra police. Oh, yeah, grease light poles.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, greasy. There we go.

[Christy Lee]

Eagles won the game. We're gonna need some grease. Oh, yeah, grease light poles.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, grease light.

[Christy Lee]

They're gonna hit the streets if they win or get beat. We need some crowd control. Better grease them poles. Grease a lot poles.

[Tom Griswold]

Did she put up a fight?

[Christy Lee]

Those are different times.

[Ace Cosby]

Tell us all about it.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. I. I wish they still had the collections on TV because you could have an album of politically incorrect and inappropriate songs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. K Tail presents.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're 16.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, whoops.

[Tom Griswold]

Did she put up a fight.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you remember?

[Tom Griswold]

It's against her will. The K Tail collection of.

[Ace Cosby]

I have a Instagram that I follow that has like 70s and 80s commercials on it. And they ran, I saw a couple days ago. It's called the Record Selector, but the announcer was saying, the Record Selector. Now, how much would you pay? And it's that you put your records vertically and then you push them forward and they all in sequence by themselves. So you can see. See what record you have. They all fold.

[Josh Arnold]

No way.

[Ace Cosby]

Come. Yeah. And you put your hand in and it automatically stops and it's. Yeah, it's a hunk of plastic for 18 bucks or whatever they charge for. I think I had that. Something else you had.

[Tom Griswold]

It is nice.

[Chick McGee]

It probably still does.

[Ace Cosby]

Think of all that room those CDs and those albums took up. Man, that was like two or three rooms. You probably still have all those CDs, don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And a creative album's pretty heavy.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But alas, we have lost the artwork. And for some. And for some they just keep one around for cleaning their pot. But even those days, I guess, are gone. It all comes in better.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of people. You can still get a lot of vinyl. You'd be surprised.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I wouldn't. I just was looking at some over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, my. My girls are really into vinyl. In fact, I bought one, a nice stereo system for Christmas.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm about due to try again. Yeah, about every year or so. I'm gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

Sonically, it's a joke. It's just. It's about the artwork work. It's a collectible.

[Chick McGee]

There's something where I'm surprised you don't find it.

[Tom Griswold]

No. If you think there's a difference sonically, you're an idiot. I just heard in one of the finest engineers in the history of music discussing why. How stupid it is to be thinking if you think that vinyl's better.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah, if you enjoy it, go for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that's fine. But if you're thinking that sonically it's.

[Ace Cosby]

Much more primitive, what would you say to someone who. Who's just absolutely convinced that vinyl is warme and it makes them feel closer to the music and they enjoy it more?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad that you're diluting yourself.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

We sell vinyl stuff here.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I'm just saying it's. I like the. I buy it.

[Chick McGee]

But why do you buy it if you don't like it?

[Tom Griswold]

Girls like the artwork and, you know, they can see.

[Chick McGee]

So they don't play the record.

[Tom Griswold]

Occasionally they do. Yeah. Of course, then you have to. You have to listen to a bunch of crappy songs you don't like.

[Ace Cosby]

I was gone. Yeah. I was gonna say every year or so I try and it's. You forget what a pain in the ass it is to get up and put a record on a turntable and put the needle down and then. I don't want to listen to this one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, I'm glad. I grew up at the tail end of it. I loved playing records and. But yeah, I had. Man, I really got lucky.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Records. And then we had cassettes. I kind of skipped over the eight track, except for my grandparents. And then it became. My car had an eight track player.

[Tom Griswold]

But you never had the 45s. Did you have to smaller disc then you, you'd. They remember the thing you'd stack them on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I, I did not have 45.

[Tom Griswold]

And after, after.

[Ace Cosby]

Wait, wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Several plays, you'd hear this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we. I had. We're 45, just like a single.

[Tom Griswold]

The smaller.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, we had plenty of those. We had Pac man fever on that because.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because then we had the. The record player. We had to put a little plastic ring.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

So that it would fit.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the name of that Ace?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't think it really has a name.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a bottle cap. Like a bottle cap. And it would fit in there. I thought the spindle was the metal. In any event, did you have to.

[Ace Cosby]

Install the eight track player in your car?

[Josh Arnold]

No. When I got. I. My grandparents sold my dad that car and it became mine. It was a 82 Cadillac.

[Ace Cosby]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a barge. I learned to parallel park in that thing. I can parallel park a train.

[Ace Cosby]

You could run women in that car.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it had bench seats front and back.

[DJ Dangler]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Hell, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Run.

[Josh Arnold]

I really could have. I could have been a pimp.

[Ace Cosby]

I installed eight track tape players. I installed cassette player. I installed an FM converter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

You were correct. It is a spindle.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Remember those days?

[Tom Griswold]

The little disc is called the spindle.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Spindle adapter. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. Well, here's a headline for you going back a couple years. Philadelphia Eagles fan eats horse poop to celebrate victory.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Fly, Eagles, fly.

[Tom Griswold]

Multiple social media users shared a video. Wasn't that of a fan kneeling in front of a pile of horse manure?

[Ace Cosby]

Wasn't it a policeman picking up a.

[Tom Griswold]

Large nugget and eating it?

[Josh Arnold]

It's the crowd cheered as the crowd cheer.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Hey, how about a cheesecake? Maybe a Philly cheesecake. A cheesesteak sandwich? I'm sorry, a cheesesteak. Not cheese.

[Ace Cosby]

Cheesecake.

[Josh Arnold]

God, now I want a cheesecake sandwich.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

I heard you guys talking about cheesesteaks on Friday with Steven.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. How did you feel about his choices?

[Christy Lee]

He's wrong, actually. He just. He's a restaurant guy. Philadelphia people will use provolone and American cheese. The whiz is touristy.

[Ace Cosby]

The. The best ones are right there on the street.

[Christy Lee]

The Philadelphia Jim's on 4th and South.

[Tom Griswold]

But his claim is that the true cheesesteak is with.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, when you bring a tourist in, they. They will take to get the cheese whiz.

[Chick McGee]

He was telling us the opposite.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see what you're saying. He's not a.

[Christy Lee]

He's not a cheesesteak guy. He's a restaurant guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Philadelphia people like the American cheese and the provolone.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Well, cheese whiz is very touristy.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the. Are the odds out already? I should ask about Kansas City.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Eagles getting two depending on where you're looking.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Kansas City, your favorite. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And the shoe in a push.

[Ace Cosby]

No, zero. No, zero and two. I had Washington plus six, and I needed only about 30 more points for that one. And then I had Buffalo Bills plus two. Follow me along. Follow me along. Now The Chiefs win 32, 29. They win by three. They cut my heart out and show it to me. Here you go, pal. Good luck.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thank you very much.

[Ace Cosby]

What do you think of those? Taylor Swift was there yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Did you see Tay Tay wearing 10,500 worth of clothing? Because that's. That is the headline I read.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that. Was. Was that how much somebody looked at.

[Josh Arnold]

Her and figured that out.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Was it like a. A Kansas City Chief themed or.

[Chick McGee]

No, she had a Louis Vuitton jacket and bag and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, she could sell her underwear for $500,000 today. Taylor Swift's game more underwear goes at auction at Sotheby's opening bid, 500,000.

[Ace Cosby]

Wouldn't you like to get a look at the guy who would pay a half a million dollars?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, that would be a creep.

[Ace Cosby]

Let me. Let me show you something back here. I don't show this.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I did.

[Josh Arnold]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The IPO stands for initial panty offering.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow. You got in. Oh, man.

[Ace Cosby]

Lucky duck.

[Tom Griswold]

I tell you what, now we have to. We do have to review a couple of highlights from our show on Friday with Steven Singer. We had a really good time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's always nice time now for.

[Ace Cosby]

Things we learned on Friday. And of course, Steven Singer was here and we had a really good time. It was great.

[Christy Lee]

Very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, we. I declared. Remember, folks, I'm your captain. I forget why. I think it's because that commercial is on with that great Grand Funk song.

[Ace Cosby]

You know what? You don't need to. You don't need to tell people people why. You just need to remind them every now and then that you are the captain. That's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

True captains don't need to say why.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna do this one in quiz form, see if you were paying attention. Pat, you were listening in your car while driving to your gig. Chick McGee said he saw his first boobs while watching what television show?

[Ace Cosby]

First set of boobs.

[Christy Lee]

Must have been getting gas. I don't remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, let me. I should be clear here.

[Ace Cosby]

Touched him, the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Ace Cosby]

The gave him a kiss.

[Tom Griswold]

He was not watching them on tv.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's what I was thinking. He didn't. Didn't. You saw real ones?

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean real ones?

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to go with Happy Days.

[Tom Griswold]

You were watching a girl there, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Starsky and Hutch.

[Tom Griswold]

Starsky and Hutch is the correct answer.

[Ace Cosby]

Nope, it was Starsky.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you then refer to her boobs as Starsky Hutch afterwards?

[Ace Cosby]

I did not.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you should.

[Ace Cosby]

What an opportunity that was. That was a. A long time in the art of the deal. Believe it or not, that took a while for me while to close that.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see him again?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they still out there?

[Chick McGee]

Third base?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, they're out there. Oh, what do you mean? Sure they're out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, cool.

[Ace Cosby]

She might be Listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry, sorry, ma'am.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't know her name, so. That's okay. I had to think about that.

[Ace Cosby]

Whatever you say, Elaine. Don't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Elaine. Well, that's. How was that?

[Christy Lee]

How did you pull that off of the TV show in the background? Background? You gotta turn that off.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I'm smooth.

[Christy Lee]

Focus.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, why don't you come on over here and like, don't try to get away.

[Chick McGee]

You can't do it with the TV on.

[Tom Griswold]

Where we. Where was your mom? Was your mom at work?

[Ace Cosby]

Oddly enough, no one knew where my parents were at the time. Color me surprised. And then I asked her, hey, does this. This smell like chloroform to you? And wow.

[Josh Arnold]

The classic.

[Tom Griswold]

Now lastly, something we learned. This was a sort of a fateful event. I came in on Friday morning and there was a tin of sardines over in my coffee area.

[Chick McGee]

Y.

[Tom Griswold]

And then this news story came in. I don't know how this happened at the same time. The news story was a 62 year. 62 year old woman who was a retired therapist was struggling with foot pain, inflammation and food addiction. And she reported to the New York Post that she's lost 35 pounds eating exclusively sardines for three months.

[Josh Arnold]

I have foot pain because I tried to eat it.

[Ace Cosby]

No, really, have you ever tasted your foot? It's delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat. She eats four cans of sardines every day.

[Christy Lee]

I love them.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's all.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. If. If somebody guessed which one of the cast members loves sardines. Can't live without them. I don't think anybody would. Would guess. Pat.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, I know you're technically a vegan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But I. Every three or four days I'll to get the Omega 3. I'll go with the sardine. I love, love the taste of sardines. They're not the ones in the green room. Those are soybean oil and jalapeno. I like olive oil with a touch of lemon flavoring and they're delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Does this cause a breath problem?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's actually a very. It's not a fishy fish.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Delicious.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you notice cats following you wherever you. I have.

[Chick McGee]

You just eat them right out of the can?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, With a fork. Boom. They're so delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

They're very good for you. This woman, apparently most of her friends think that she switched sides.

[Ace Cosby]

Smells fishy.

[Josh Arnold]

Aren't they ground into Caesar salad?

[Christy Lee]

That's anchovy.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

I've never had an anchovy either. I gotta get on this.

[Chick McGee]

Never had an.

[Josh Arnold]

I've only had it in a true. Like a really fancy Caesar salad.

[Ace Cosby]

I never had anchova. Never had caviar. I gotta live, Tom. I gotta live.

[Christy Lee]

Got some caviar in here.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And then lastly, we did have one other thing, Pat, that you did miss. There's a skincare brand. Is it pronounced Kyle's or Kiehl's Heels? Kiehl's. They had apparently put some ads out there that. A little snatches, if you will. Wait a minute. That's not the word I'm looking for.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Back up the tape, little. What's that? Swatches. Is that the word I'm looking for? Yeah, small area of swatch of pubic hair. A pubic hair was apparently visible in the sad campaign while we swim in.

[Josh Arnold]

Your mistake. Hard to climb out of that pool.

[Christy Lee]

Mistake you did on purpose.

[Tom Griswold]

So they were. They. They had to withdraw the ads. So the company commissioned someone to create an actual font out of typeface, if you will, out of different colors of pubic hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right. It looked like somebody was drawing with a woolly willy.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So I don't think this will be a very popular font, but it's out there now. And their. Their new ad actually is written in this font.

[Josh Arnold]

And in this case it's known as a function.

[Ace Cosby]

We'll have more of that coming up. But first let me tell you about Raycon's everyday earbuds.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the way Josh saves the first hour almost every morning. I was gonna say it was an IPO initial pubic offering, but that's much funnier. I withdraw my joke.

[Ace Cosby]

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[Tom Griswold]

Like I always want to say when you do that. Rose, gold and pink hearts like the lucky charms. Lucky charms. What he does when he goes through the the list of colors.

[Ace Cosby]

Go to buyraycon.com to get 15 off site wide. 15 off everything on Raycon's website. Go to buyraycon dot com Tom that's buyraycon.com Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We get love letters about Raycons and tell fellas this Is the perfect gift for buy yourself a pair. Buy her a pair. Why? Ah, that nice car ride. Peace and quiet. What are you listening to? Honey? I don't care. Okay. We are at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show.

[DJ Dangler]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Ace Cosby]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello, hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Ace Cosby]

Monday starts the weekend.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. We have Christy Lee right over there.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

She's. What have you. What is that like a religious medallion? What is that thing?

[Chick McGee]

Ah, it's a cheap piece of jewelry.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's decorative.

[Josh Arnold]

I bought that for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Gave you that for Christmas.

[Ace Cosby]

Oops, it's across. Did your husband buy that for you?

[Chick McGee]

No, I bought it at my girlfriend's boutique.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Your girlfriend's boutique?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, she's own a boutique she's now out of.

[Chick McGee]

She sold it, but at the time.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, went out of business?

[Chick McGee]

No, she retired.

[Ace Cosby]

That's what you get with that.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of guys got in that boutique, if you know what I'm saying. Oh yeah, I'm sorry. Where were we? Oh, I know. I was gonna say we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and I look over there. Christie is at the Silac insurance news desk.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, oh, Riley, let tell you about O'Reilly Auto Parts. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Tom Griswold]

Had an exciting weekend. Did a lot of fun stuff.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't believe you. Yeah, tell us a little before. Weekends are brutal is what you've told.

[Chick McGee]

Go ice skating.

[Ace Cosby]

And I. I'm assuming this weekend was no exception.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, I'm recovering from some minor surgery so I really can't do anything.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, we hadn't heard anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything Athletic.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

But I did get to. I really enjoy washing cars. I don't know if that's by hand. I Don't January.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I, I think most surgeons will tell you the rehab from a belly surgery is to get out there and wash the places where you pull.

[Tom Griswold]

You pull in, and they've got the squirter things and the. And the foam, and you like those, huh?

[Ace Cosby]

Instead of just sitting in the car, instead of driving through, listening to a podcast, you. You get out and wash. Well, it.

[Tom Griswold]

Was a twofold issue. So this particular automobile can't be taken through a car wash. Not mine, but hers. Any sort. But what I like about that is, Christy, it's, It's. You're. There's a time. You've got seven minutes to do the car, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Unless you put more coins.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but, no, but. See, that's cheating.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. So you want to try to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to do it in one.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you. You can't. It's impossible.

[Tom Griswold]

You've really got to time it right, or you. Then you have one fender coated. But here was the thing. Without getting into too much detail, I.

[Ace Cosby]

Think it's too late for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Way too late.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a. A particular throw rug at my house was vomited on over the weekend.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you vomit on it?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Kelly and her wine.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, girls, look at me.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

But I, I. It was a young friend of just, you know, some little. Poor little girl. Had she got sick to herself, you know what?

[Ace Cosby]

It could have been just as easy.

[Josh Arnold]

Any excuse to get out of that sleepover.

[Ace Cosby]

One of the dogs vomited on a rug.

[Tom Griswold]

But, but the thing. And then Kelly had folded up and put it in the garage. Well, obviously it's gonna stink. And so.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The solution is.

[Ace Cosby]

Why would she do that?

[Chick McGee]

Throw it away and get a new one is the solution.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't throw these away, and you.

[Christy Lee]

Don'T throw these rugs away.

[Ace Cosby]

See that? See that rug over there? Quarter of a million dollars right there.

[Tom Griswold]

This was not a rug along. This was not a polyester. Walmart bought it from Aladdin himself.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

This was. So it's full, but obviously you want to clean it off, but you check local listings. You can't go outside when it's below 32 degrees with a hose. So I took it to the car.

[Ace Cosby]

Wash. Of course you did.

[Tom Griswold]

And I thought I could maybe hang it from the thing where you hang your mats to spray them. But it was too heavy to make a long, so I should have brought my, you know, throwaway rubber gloves. But like a moron, I forgot to. And I hadn't folded it up, so I reached down to the thing. And of course a handful of. Handful of barf.

[Josh Arnold]

That's brutal.

[Tom Griswold]

Then I'm just taking the high powered sprays, spraying my hand.

[Ace Cosby]

That could get carried away.

[Chick McGee]

Why didn't you just lay the thing on the ground and I did eventually.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I did.

[Josh Arnold]

And it worked okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It was great. Yeah. No, it's. I mean it's in my garage drying, but. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't think it's stained or anything? It's all good.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think it's time.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll see.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's all right, but. Yeah, we'll see. It was fine. But I love, I love those car.

[Ace Cosby]

How do you clean one rug like that? Take it to the cleaners, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you, but you can't. You don't want to have it for the whole weekend.

[Ace Cosby]

I tried to get a blanket, one of my favorite blankets in the history of the world. I tried to get it clean and I have it for like 10 years because they have. It has fringe on the end of it and they go, we can't dry clean that. What do you think of that?

[Christy Lee]

I think it's.

[Ace Cosby]

Do I need to change dry cleaner?

[Tom Griswold]

There are places that just do rugs. You'll find them. Place. But.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, well, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

For a car wash that has the sprayer things. Those are harder and harder to find.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There are two of them that I know of that I go to. I do. I go all the time and then I like to use their vacuum.

[Ace Cosby]

And do you alternate or do you.

[Chick McGee]

Just go the same one all the time?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, there's a couple I go to.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Depends what time of day it is.

[Chick McGee]

You need to tell me where those.

[Ace Cosby]

Are because are you one of those pieces that, that get in line as soon as the car wash opens at 8 in the morning on a weekend? Are you one of those people?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm there. I'm first one in line.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's say you're working there, Chick. It's. And it's 7:59, aren't you? And you see them lined up. Aren't you tempted to wait until. Oh yeah, just a couple minutes after the hour.

[Ace Cosby]

Just long enough to have somebody in line go, what the hell's going on?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Have you ever been at the car wash when the car wash employees get there and it's a. A van with 10 people in it. It looks like the van from Fast Times at Richmond High when they get out of it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the one over there.

[Christy Lee]

Very aromatic.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I've never seen it is aromatic.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I have breakfast across from.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, you. You know, when they arrive, I said.

[Christy Lee]

New car, not dispensary.

[Tom Griswold]

That was one of my. One of my first jobs. I had a paper route my whole life. But I washed cars at a car dealer I loved. It was so much fun. But it was chamois and we had a crank roll.

[Josh Arnold]

His name was Mr. Wilson.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd put. You'd put the chamois and roll it by hand.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so it would dry it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was the only way to.

[Ace Cosby]

Wash. Why don't you get a paper out now? Think you could deliver papers before you come in?

[Chick McGee]

Last time you saw a paper guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday morning.

[Josh Arnold]

I see one on the way to work all the time.

[Chick McGee]

I never really anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my next door neighbor still gets the paper. Paper.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is he a hundred great gentleman. He's a man of a certain age.

[Josh Arnold]

I have never once seen an actual paper boy in my life.

[Ace Cosby]

Not since.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. It's a lady and she has one of her lights missing, which is really.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, to see her go like that. Only has one boob. Is that what you mean? Right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think whatever. Lights is missing. And yeah, it was an accident with a shammy crank.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you would think your police officer guy that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we were talking about it yesterday.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, they make some fine prosthetic.

[Tom Griswold]

My police officer buddy, he goes, look, I'm not that guy. I guess I'm not that cop, you know. Okay, if you're missing a light, fix it, for God's sake. I'm not going to be the guy that's going to pull you over. Yeah, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

My buddy got pulled over one time. The cop goes, you know, one of your tail lights is out. And my buddy goes, no, I drive on the inside of my car.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he still in prison?

[Christy Lee]

That's a hell of a line.

[Tom Griswold]

My cop buddy would go, you know something? I really like comedy. That's not fun.

[Josh Arnold]

How would I know my tail light was up?

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised I didn't say that. And get arrested.

[Ace Cosby]

If only a policeman would step up, pull you over and just pistol whip you at the side of the road. That would be really something.

[Tom Griswold]

I got pulled over, was over. I had my bright lights on.

[Ace Cosby]

Have you gotten pulled over and you had to explain to them who you were or you wanted to?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I never do that.

[Ace Cosby]

No, the last time I got pulled.

[Tom Griswold]

Over was because my bright lights run in an area there were no street lights. It was perfectly legitimate, but against the law.

[Christy Lee]

Over, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Incredibly, it's. It's one of those places where there are no lights. No lights. No lights. And then there's a car dealer. So it goes from being pitch black to being daytime.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, when you get. When you get to the car dealer, turn your lights down.

[Tom Griswold]

They were just. They. It's a. It's between two counties. It's between two counties and the county cops there do nothing but give tickets to people.

[Ace Cosby]

You have never.

[Christy Lee]

I know a county you're talking.

[Ace Cosby]

Never made a mistake.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't get a ticket.

[Ace Cosby]

Amazing. Of course not.

[Chick McGee]

We'll talk tickets when we get.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're looking for. They're looking for boozers.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, boozers and losers wearing sweatpants.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of mine used to be a judge there. Good old Hang Em Harry. Okay, let's. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Ace Cosby]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Ace Cosby]

There's Josh Arnold at the IH Steven Singer Sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Ace Cosby]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Ace Cosby]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Ace Cosby]

This is Chick McGee speaking. And here's Tom Griswold. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Chick McGee speaking.

[Ace Cosby]

This is London. You're a Chick McGee speaking.

[Tom Griswold]

We have lots of interesting stuff coming up in the world of news and sports. We'll get to it in just a second. A quick plug here. Pat Godwin's part of a great program coming up this weekend. It's a Saturday night in Mansfield, Ohio at the Lederkrons. It's a benefit for Big Brother. So it's a great project and Patty G. Is part of it. It [e-mail] so if you're in that area of Ohio, please go see Pat. Pat will have his guitar. It's going to be a big show. And Pat also has a couple of other things coming up, including Your. Your recording of your new comedy special. It's very exciting. You'll be in Provo, Utah, just around the corner at the Dry Bar comedy event, Saturday, February 8th. So be looking for that right now. We turn to.

[Ace Cosby]

We've got to get Pat into a sitcom, you know, write him a situation comedy. Call it. This is spitballing. Love that Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's very good.

[Ace Cosby]

You're next. You're a next door neighbor to a successful haberdasher. And yes, he needs help at the store every now and then.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the hook?

[Ace Cosby]

Jokes. Tom jokes. He comes in.

[Chick McGee]

Do you wear a hat?

[Ace Cosby]

He needs a. He needs a catchphrase.

[Chick McGee]

Pat in a hat.

[Ace Cosby]

Pat in the hat.

[Josh Arnold]

You can call it the Mr. Pat show.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Pat as opposed to Ms. Pat. There we go. So far so good. Okay, good.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks for bringing that up. All right, real quick. Football over the weekend, Patrick Mahomes scored three touchdowns. Kansas City defense made big stops. And guess what? The Chiefs big beat the Bills again. 32:29 last night and reached the Super bowl for the third consecutive season. Their opponent will be the Philadelphia Eagles. They pound Washington 55 23. Yes, that is a 50 burger. And now Saquon Barkley, Juan Barkley, Jalen Hurts and the whole gang are going to be at the super bowl in New Orleans on February 9th. That means Taylor Swift will be at the super bowl in New Orleans. Maybe she'll do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Is her tour complete?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet she's sleeping a lot.

[Christy Lee]

I know she's a hard work.

[Josh Arnold]

That have been fair.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, it's the travel that really gets to you, man. China today, Kansas City tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think players prefer the week off or would they just rather go right into the Super Bowl?

[Ace Cosby]

I think players prefer the week off.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Ace Cosby]

Any. Any time off they can stay off their feet. I would think they're Super Bowl February 9th.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we. I'm sorry to ask this without knowing the answer. Statistically after a week off during the.

[Ace Cosby]

Regular season, it has no bearing on the outcome of the game.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that overall there's no.

[Ace Cosby]

I can't imagine it would be. But why don't you look that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just asking if. If you get rusty.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I've always wondered if momentum.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, remember there was that big deal a couple years ago about team had a chance to go undefeated and they'd already won the division. They couldn't advance any higher in the upcoming playoffs. Should we sit the team for the next couple of weeks or should they go ahead and keep playing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, do you want. Do you want your surgeon to be back from, you know, four weeks in Tahiti and you're the first one he or she operates on?

[Chick McGee]

A little rusty. Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, is that the liver or the heart? I'm a little rusty. I've been in Tahiti. I mean, notice. You know, how crappy.

[Josh Arnold]

First off, I don't want a surgeon that goes to Tahiti.

[Tom Griswold]

Second, I want my surgeon happy. I want him pulling up in a nice car.

[Ace Cosby]

Just another reason I'm not exhausted from.

[Tom Griswold]

The great sex he had the night.

[Ace Cosby]

If I was operating on someone, I'd keep them awake a little longer. And I say stuff like, boy, it's dark in here. Stuff like that. I can't. I can't see my hand in front of my face.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's where I left my keys. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, can you feel this?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you find when you. When you take. When you take time off and you come back, it's a little hard getting back in the groove?

[Ace Cosby]

No, not at all. I'm sharp as attack, baby, 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

[Josh Arnold]

You can grab the patient's hand, put it on his own heart. While you palpate yourself. While you palpate yourself.

[Ace Cosby]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Reason. Reasons were not in medicine.

[Ace Cosby]

Put a fish hook under. In his bottom lip when he's.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, seriously, if you could prescribe medications for yourself, what year do you think you would have died?

[Chick McGee]

Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Ace Cosby]

That brings us to the National Football League, and here's a story from different. Stand the standpoint. Here we go. The Las Vegas Raiders have announced that Pete Carroll, 73 years young, will be the team's new head coach and also the oldest head coach in the National Football League.

[Tom Griswold]

You like that guy. Ace, your thoughts. You're the Raiders fan.

[Ace Cosby]

No, he's not going to like him.

[Josh Arnold]

The Raiders hired the youngest coach, first black head coach, the first Latina head coach, Latino, and then now the older coach and.

[Tom Griswold]

But guy's got experience, don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Like, he's been out the league for a couple years now for a reason. And Pete Carroll voiced Ursula and the Little Mermaid. Oh, that's a Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Carol. Sorry.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, I think. I think it's Pete Carroll.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right.

[Tom Griswold]

He was an LA guy. Kind of Hollywood.

[Ace Cosby]

The Jacksonville Jaguars named Tampa Bay Buccaneers offensive coordinator Liam Cohen.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love his movies.

[Ace Cosby]

Head coach. The Cohen brothers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's the. The. He's the lesser known of the brother. He's like the.

[Chick McGee]

Like the Supermanning.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Kind.

[Tom Griswold]

They're very good. That's better, Christy, than I was gonna say. He's like the one Marks brother that you really don't know about, you know? Yeah, like Zeppo.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even know who the Marx Brothers are.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you don't, then you haven't lived. If you don't, if you've never seen a Marx Brothers movie, your life is joyless and you have bad friends. If someone has never said to you, come here and watch this.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, I think he's right about all this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, this one is for sure. Yeah, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Dated reference, but needs to be. You need to watch. You need to be watching the Marx Brothers. If you're not.

[Ace Cosby]

And to get a load of this, Cohen agreed to a three year contract with Tampa Bay to be their offensive coordinator. But then he flew to Jacksonville and took the head job with the Jaguars.

[Chick McGee]

Does he have to pay Tampa Bay?

[Ace Cosby]

What do you think of that?

[Josh Arnold]

The old switcheroo, don't let the door.

[Ace Cosby]

Hit you in the ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know Liam cone, he made the movie Fargo, Night Lights.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Playing football in the cold. That's good going, brothers. I'm sorry, your joke was better.

[Ace Cosby]

And Jerry Jones did the most Jerry Jones thing over the weekend. He promoted offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer to head coach. Never been a head coach, but he's. He's just perfect for me to dominate exactly what I tell him to do, no questions asked, because I made him head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.

[Tom Griswold]

I know I say this a lot, but doesn't shot in Hammer sound like a sex move? No, they gave her the old shot and I'm.

[Ace Cosby]

No, it sounds like a discount store. You say more at Schottenheimer's now. How much would you pay?

[Josh Arnold]

And please do not experiment with sex moves in our store anymore.

[Ace Cosby]

A three piece love seat, 9.99, not $1,000. $9.99 now. How much would you pay? And get a load of this. The 11 College Football Playoff games averaged 15.6 million viewers according to the rating service, as audiences increased during each round. According to ESPN, viewers consumed nearly 36 billion minutes of live coverage, a 63% increase over last year's seven game slate of the College Football Playoff title game and New Year's Six bowl games. The four first round games averaged 10.6 million viewers. The quarterfinal, 16 million, semis 19.2, and Ohio State's 3423 win over Notre Dame, 23 million viewers. The semifinal, the only one that decreased 17% from last year. But they're getting college football now, as predicted, they're getting NFL like numbers. That's how big the NFL is. It's bleeding over into college football.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

And sports opinion coming up next.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. Is it going to be a sports opinion?

[Chick McGee]

You have an op ed piece.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have, do we have music for.

[Ace Cosby]

That's my.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going to hear it.

[Ace Cosby]

That's mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Jason, could you find some music for Chick's forthcoming sports opinion opinion? It will be Chick McGee speaking.

[Ace Cosby]

Sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. Right now, the Bob and Tom show is sponsored by Better Help. Let's see now. We've made it through January almost. We're doing okay. Maybe I'm thinking about getting into a little bit of therapy and feeling a little bit better about yourself. That's why they call it better help, because better help is a new way to access therapy. Although it's not that new. We already have some 30,000 credentialed therapists working, working with the BetterHelp program and over 5 million people accessing therapy through BetterHelp. And that's what it's all about. It's about making it easier to get therapy. It's all done online. That's the key to this. You fill out a questionnaire online, you'll be matched up with a licensed therapist. You can switch therapists anytime, no extra cost. And then you do the therapy at the convenience of where you want to be. You don't have to cross town or do anything like that. You don't have to get in your car. You don't have to sit face to face. You can do it with a camera on like it's a zoom call. Or you can do it just like a phone call, or you can do it texting back. It's up to you. It's all about flexibility. If you've been thinking about therapy and there are aspects of it you were concerned about, maybe this is the way to access it and see if it's something that's helpful for you so you can work on yourself. Write your story. For the year 2025. Visit betterhelp.com BTShow and by the way, the BTShow knocks 10% off your first month. Once again, it's Better Help. H e l p betterhelp.com BTShow and the Bob and Tom show is sponsored by BetterHelp. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome to the Jungle Clones. It's the Jim Rome Show Podcast, the greatest and loyal Fan base ever. You, the clones. It all starts with the jungle. We're in it to win it. And I'm in it to go as hard as I possibly can every day to make sure that you clones get the best possible product every single day. Day one, all in. Let's freaking go. The Jim Rome Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Ace Cosby]

Welcome back to the Bob and Taub Show. Hello, hello, hello. Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Pat Godwin, Christy Lee. Hey, I'm Chick. Christy Lee doing her Fonzie impersonation. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And Chick McGee has announced that he has a. An editorial. And I think I've got some editorial music for you.

[Ace Cosby]

I think I have some, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. What do you got?

[Ace Cosby]

The battling time now for a sports editorial.

[Josh Arnold]

I preferred if it's.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, I'm Chick McGee.

[Josh Arnold]

Opinion.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that the Star wars theme?

[Ace Cosby]

Time now for sports opinion. This is my opinion. The opinions of me regarding. Regarding sports. Fill in the blank. There's no opinion of Tom or Bob and Tom Industries.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick.

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you. Chicken. Okay. Vanderbilt was fined $500,000 by the Southeastern Conference on Sunday for allowing fans to storm the court Saturday night after Vanderbilt beat number nine, Kentucky, 74.69.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

I think this is wrong. That's been the sports.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it.

[Chick McGee]

Did they fight?

[Ace Cosby]

Shut up. Sports. This doesn't say sports opinion. With Christie asking questions. This is the sports opinion. Remember today? I think this is wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't even hear what the setup was. What's wrong? What happened?

[Ace Cosby]

The school got fined $500,000.

[Chick McGee]

They find Ohio State or Michigan or when that happened, did they find them?

[Tom Griswold]

500,000. She's still talking.

[Ace Cosby]

$500,000.

[Tom Griswold]

A little steep.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, hence this opinion. That's why he's opining.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yeah. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

I'd like to add to my sports opinion.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

The $500,000 that Vanderbilt was fined by the NCAA seems a little steep to this reporter. That's my sports opinion. What's the problem?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. That's exciting.

[Ace Cosby]

What did you expect a real sports opinion?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Ace Cosby]

I. I think you might have.

[Tom Griswold]

That's outrageous.

[Ace Cosby]

I think I like the sports. Those court storming. I like it. Of course, people, we get ready, we get hurt, we get run over. Well, have your head on a swivel. Okay. Be aware of your surroundings.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you're storm the cord. Spoken by a man who's never fallen down some bleachers.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, the floor you're not going to fall that far.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of like the starters. It's like the mosh pit of sports.

[Ace Cosby]

Hang on, hang on. As if it wasn't enough. Christie, hold that thought. Yes, Ace.

[Josh Arnold]

How much were they fined for the goalpost thing when they.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about that.

[Ace Cosby]

I think that was half a million, too. A hundred thousand it was Vendor.

[Chick McGee]

Both the University of Michigan and Ohio State were fined a hundred thousand dollars each for that fight situation after the game in football.

[Ace Cosby]

Look, the NCAA has to have a party too.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, kids, no art supplies. We had to pay 500, 000 for a basketball fine.

[Chick McGee]

Go Commodores. That was a great.

[Tom Griswold]

Where does that money go exactly?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, ncw.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

What's a break? We don't have that much to make rules.

[Josh Arnold]

Petty cash.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, he goes.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's get a taco truck tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Is that sport?

[Ace Cosby]

Yannick center won the Australian Open. And. Yeah. Swiss company.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is this tennis.

[Ace Cosby]

Makers of the cheese. They've debuted a new pair of. Guess who. Guess who gave me this story. Are you ready?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

A Swiss company debuted a new pair of battery powered cross country skis at this year's CES event.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's completely cheating. So, so stupid. But they look like. To be clear, cross country skis are the ones where you're not skiing necessarily downhill.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

They look. It looks like, you know. You know what a belt sander looks like?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like they've attached a belt sander to these.

[Josh Arnold]

Treadmilled.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And it's ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a walking tank.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really.

[Ace Cosby]

You get over anything.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with you, Pat. I'm now into this. I like it.

[Christy Lee]

Imagine the E skis.

[Ace Cosby]

You get down in your crouch, click.

[Tom Griswold]

It on, and you go, that's an afternoon. It sounds like. It sounds like a cartoon thing. Except in the cartoon, it would be a backpack with. With a rocket in the back. And you. You get on your skis and bend over.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't James Bond do that in one of his movies?

[Tom Griswold]

I know something. I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

E. Outdoors electric assisted skis called E. Skimo.

[Josh Arnold]

Eskimo.

[Ace Cosby]

Now, if you're putting pen to paper, that's spelled E. Oh, hyp S K I M O. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's like the. Try to make up forbidden word Eskimo.

[Ace Cosby]

They try to make uphill ski climbs easier for cross. Cross country skiers.

[Josh Arnold]

They also made butt plugs called in you it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, now that's better than fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I Like that joke very much.

[Ace Cosby]

Here's another guest sports opinion with Tom Griswold. Defense defending the use of Eskimo. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I think, I don't think it really fits in these skis, frankly. But I.

[Ace Cosby]

You were going to say something though about.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'm, I was a fan of the Eskimo Pie, which, what have they, they've renamed that. What like the ice cream stick cake or something?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought that was when you finished inside of an Eskimo. Oh, that's an Eskimo cream.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh. And then she kisses you. Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

That's an Eskimo from the snowball.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. So get back to the skis.

[Ace Cosby]

Really hot.

[Tom Griswold]

So we, I mean we don't need electric skis.

[Josh Arnold]

No, we don't need them.

[Tom Griswold]

Ski technology. What we need in ski technology, there's. Well, how about tree. Tree avoidance. Yeah, yeah. I'm asking on behalf of the Bono family.

[Ace Cosby]

According to the website, the electric ski allows users to ascend 80% faster and experience 30% less of a muscle workout.

[Josh Arnold]

This seems to me like a tourist thing. Thing. Almost like a segue tour.

[Tom Griswold]

This seems to me like a product that will never sell.

[Ace Cosby]

Co founder Nicola Colombo. Let me ask you a couple questions now you. Do you cross country ski? Can I ask you.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I had issues with Columbo.

[Chick McGee]

He did what?

[Josh Arnold]

He knew the answers.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what he would do? He would ask sort of these silly questions and then he'd get, he would hand on the door knob.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Opening the door. One more question. You killed her, didn't you?

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, zing.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that's the way I do it. The removable device that they, they go around existing skis. They don't even make ski.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, put it on your existing skis.

[Ace Cosby]

The device uses a battery powered traction belt that runs beneath the ski base and is equipped with a sensor. So it only moves when the skier moves. Uh huh. According to tech influencer Brett Turner.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, I'm Brett Turner.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm tech influencer Brett Turner.

[Josh Arnold]

I influence all the tech.

[Ace Cosby]

It's an assistance to cross country skiing, not ski dues.

[Josh Arnold]

If you have a piece of tech, I've influenced it, look for me, look.

[Ace Cosby]

At my business card.

[Tom Griswold]

Tech influence your favorite kind of skis of the kind that you don't have to ski on. You just stick them by the lodge and enjoy the afternoon.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, my favorite kind of watch a game. My favorite skiing is chunky sweater and nice, nice bowl of chowder in front of the fire. That is nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to invent a ski boot that is not like a medieval torture.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what we need in the world of skiing.

[Josh Arnold]

No joke making good looking scheme these two these problems.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah boy.

[Christy Lee]

These are serious problems of lace doesn't chafe.

[Ace Cosby]

Isn't good help hard to find.

[Josh Arnold]

They're both saving the world.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't find a good made these about this show is I like to call it first world problems.

[Ace Cosby]

Here's the thing. I uncomfortable ski boots.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay forgot about Gaza. We need better ski boots.

[Chick McGee]

I afforded skiing for nine months.

[Ace Cosby]

I can't find anybody to drive me around.

[Christy Lee]

I went once and it broke me.

[Josh Arnold]

And when are they going to make a quality diamond polisher?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, could I get a caviar tin that doesn't rust?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know this kid wants food.

[Ace Cosby]

You ever try to find a a decent watch winder? It's hard. Man, oh man.

[Christy Lee]

Wind the Rolex yourself.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

What's that all about?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, coming up monkey update. I'm very excited about this.

[Chick McGee]

Wind a roll.

[Tom Griswold]

No, wait a minute. You don't wind a Rolex. Is that what you just said? Are those electric?

[Chick McGee]

They're auto they with your movement. That's how they want.

[Tom Griswold]

What are those?

[Josh Arnold]

What Joke killer. I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that called? Called?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I don't know what it's called. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

This watch is that way I don't know what but you you just wear it and it automatically.

[Chick McGee]

Automatically wi.

[Josh Arnold]

There they go again. Fellers are having issues.

[Tom Griswold]

Connecticut watch.

[Chick McGee]

Is that maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea.

[Ace Cosby]

Connecticut watch. Connecticut place to live.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially if you're skiing uphill.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

The kids I march there. That's right. Yeah, march there.

[Ace Cosby]

Welcome to Snooty news.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on, hang on. You guys talk. I got to do something.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we were. He interrupted us talking to tell us to talk.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

Now who else would like to give a sports opinion?

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

I would.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

Here's Josh Arnold before and I'll do it again. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

A touchdown in the NFL should be a complete catch within the end zone. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I'm with you on that. That.

[Christy Lee]

What do you say?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what, Christy? We're the only ones in America like.

[Chick McGee]

When they just cross the plane and they're not even whole body in the end zone.

[Josh Arnold]

Complete catch.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's the ball.

[Christy Lee]

I love that little corner thing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't go over a pylon when.

[Tom Griswold]

The ball play breaks the plane this isn't ballroom dancing.

[Chick McGee]

Last night I said, in fact, pylon.

[Josh Arnold]

Should be replaced with 10 foot poles.

[Ace Cosby]

I think we have a new. I think we have a new feature. This is hairbrained sports.

[Tom Griswold]

You would like an immovable pole there.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

So they could kill themselves.

[Josh Arnold]

No. So they have to go around. They have to get into the end zone.

[Ace Cosby]

If I'm carrying the ball, I cross the plane with the ball. It's a touchdown.

[Josh Arnold]

Skills.

[Christy Lee]

That is to put it right there in the corner.

[Ace Cosby]

Now it's cheating inside the pile.

[Tom Griswold]

Back in the day, the polls, they used to call it the post pattern because you would try to run it close to the post because it was right there at the goal line and the other guy would run into the post.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that. It's human pinball.

[Ace Cosby]

Gary Collins ran into the post one time. I never will forget it. He talked funny ever since they had.

[Chick McGee]

Posts there instead of pylon.

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't have just the one.

[Ace Cosby]

No, the goal post.

[Tom Griswold]

The goal post.

[Ace Cosby]

The goal post was on the goal line.

[Tom Griswold]

It had two. And it was on the goal line.

[Josh Arnold]

A. A man sport.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that's true. There's a lot of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Then they realize this is a terrible idea. We're. We're. We're giving people. We're giving people brain damage. I would like to see. I would like to see a chip put in the ball so you don't have the referee calling, oh, it wasn't a first down. Yes, it was. I saw it.

[Josh Arnold]

So there was a first down controversy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That is surprising.

[Tom Griswold]

Would have changed the result of the game. Really?

[Chick McGee]

And what about your guy jumping into the.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Chick McGee]

But they were on the goal line. Did you see this? The commanders and one of the players kept jumping into the court.

[Tom Griswold]

There's more than one guy. And they said if you do, if you do it again, we're going to.

[Chick McGee]

Call it a touchdown.

[Ace Cosby]

Which is a rule. I was reminded of that rule. The referees can award the other team a touchdown if they feel like it.

[Chick McGee]

I had no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

At any time during the game.

[Ace Cosby]

At any time.

[Christy Lee]

That's what he said.

[Tom Griswold]

If they feel like. I don't like. I don't like to cut out your jib. Buddy touches Chad. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm surprised they're not doing that for the Chiefs. Maybe they're saving it for the Super Bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

That's a sports opinion.

[Ace Cosby]

This has been sports opinion. Oh, I like this feature. I like this very much. This opens up a whole new world.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that, does the sports feature conclude the Sportscast.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Thank you very much. We'll now head over that way where we find Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Sidewalk scuffle outside a Canadian bar went awry when one man got his penis stuck to a frozen sidewalk.

[Josh Arnold]

A frozen sidewalk.

[Chick McGee]

According to tmz, the inebriated guy argued with patrons inside East Village Pub and Eatery in Fort McMurray earlier this month.

[Ace Cosby]

Morning, McMurray. How are you, McMurray? Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Dispute spilled out into the street where the man's pants fell before he tumbled onto the ground and his penis became attached to his.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let's all be honest here. You walk by a bar, you see a guy stumble out and his pants fall down. Are you immed howling.

[Ace Cosby]

Because you know.

[Tom Griswold]

He'S drunk, so then it sticks to the ground. Oh, did the other guy double dong dare him?

[Josh Arnold]

Double dong dare him?

[Ace Cosby]

I believe we have a song.

[Chick McGee]

We do.

[Ace Cosby]

Ladies and gentlemen, Pat Godwin. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't know why I'm fighting tonight. I was trying to drink Canada Dry. I'm so drunk, I almost fell off my jail. My pants fell down as they're grabbing my hair. Old bouncers got the best of me on a January night. Here I am stuck on the sidewalk like Lou.

[Josh Arnold]

Like Lou.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

My penis is stuck in my balls, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I started talking smack. I'm drunk and I'm boisterous, man. Oh, they threw me to the street, pants to my feet, and it was freezing. It was free. Oh, I like that scene in A Christmas Story. A lot less cute and way more gory. Penis frozen on the cold asphalt the whole sidewalk could use. Lose more salt.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Medics to the left of me, first responders to the right. Here I am stuck on the sidewalk like glue. Yeah, my penis is stuck. My balls too, and they were cold.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. So good.

[Chick McGee]

News.

[Tom Griswold]

You think maybe that's a. That's a sign. Maybe it's time to quit drinking?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's got to be one.

[Tom Griswold]

You go to the meeting and go, well, yeah, I was outside the bar and my penis was stuck to the sidewalk.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good share.

[Chick McGee]

That's when you hit the good share. Tony hit the bottom.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you. How do you get it off?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

But first grab the cup.

[Tom Griswold]

You pour a. Pour a hot Molson on it.

[Chick McGee]

They did manage to detach his member without injury, but he was taking.

[Tom Griswold]

Quick, give me a spatula.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Imagine that would hurt. Well, yeah, Makes. They didn't just have to Leave him there till spring, did they?

[Chick McGee]

No, until he thought out.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember the firemen and Christmas story? They just yanked the kid from the pole. Nobody thought maybe a glass of hot water that works.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it rips your tongue off.

[Christy Lee]

Hot water.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. When you just rip.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, well, hot water break your windshield if you pour it on there with ice and stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always wondered that, too, because, like, if it. Yeah, the temperature change will crack.

[Tom Griswold]

It wouldn't the easiest thing to do. I mean, this is kind of gross, but urinate on it.

[Josh Arnold]

In this case, I bet if that guy did kind of. What if he started peeing? Maybe it would have warmed up the ice around his wing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

At this point, any urinary or your bowel function if you're that drunk, do you even have control? But I mean, as a passerby, couldn't you just urinate on the guy in that area? And wouldn't that warm be warm enough to like.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I don't know. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if it were you, would you request it?

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, be on me, everybody, please.

[Ace Cosby]

Everybody pee on me.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, down there. Not in my face.

[Josh Arnold]

Even worse. And you have to say pee. You don't want to say, hey, go to the bathroom on me.

[Tom Griswold]

Your Honor, he wasn't clear. Clear enough. I'm so sorry. Language is very tricky thing. Well, what's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have sex on a public sidewalk. I don't know if anybody's. Anybody's weaned got stuck. And we have a guy with his finger stuck in a can of White Claw. That could be a song. And the Pope is in the news today.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, can you do your White Claw song, Pat?

[Christy Lee]

I think I can.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love it. That'll be fun. That'll be fun. Patty G. By the way, this weekend, a big charity event. So go see him if you're anywhere near Mansfield, Ohio. Great place. Place. He's at the Leader Crayons. Coming up on Saturday night. It's a benefit for the Big brother, so it's a good thing. Tickets@midohioyouthment mentoring.com. that'll be cool.

[Josh Arnold]

The leader of the Krants.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[DJ Dangler]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Ace Cosby]

Bravo TV star Lala Kent holds nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Back on the Give Them Lala podcast.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I have a very short fuse. Get to Know the TV personality.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't need to watch the show.

[I]

Because I get the real life version.

[Ace Cosby]

From relationships and motherhood.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something about breastfeeding.

[Ace Cosby]

To business and beyond.

[Tom Griswold]

You are scared of failure, so it.

[Josh Arnold]

Prevents you from trying.

[Chick McGee]

This is where we implement a big session of ovaries and then we obsess.

[Tom Griswold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform up on Q95.

[Ace Cosby]

Just did a bump. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, you're clean.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're all here in the room, and there's Tom. Tom, what's on your mind?

[Tom Griswold]

The room is the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Ace Cosby]

Let's. Let's ask Tom. What's going on over there. What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Just getting organized. We have some stuff coming coming up.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Very excited about it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, sir, Very excited.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Christy Lee. You'll see her right over there. I can't help but notice you're there. You are at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Ace Cosby]

That's some crazy music, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is cool.

[Christy Lee]

I like it far feasa organ.

[Ace Cosby]

It sounds like. It sounds like the band in the hotel lobby of the Jetsons. They're playing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See that?

[Ace Cosby]

As Jane Jetson walks in.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, stop this crazy thing.

[Ace Cosby]

And her boy Elroy daughter Judy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy, what's going on over there?

[Chick McGee]

Well, in Florida, authorities arrested a couple for having sex on a Key west sidewalk.

[Josh Arnold]

Hot.

[Chick McGee]

So hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Right there in front of all the chickens and cats.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy, did you look at the mug shots?

[Chick McGee]

I did not. Officer Bryce Sonnishins of the Key West Police Department wrote in an arrest report.

[Josh Arnold]

Jonathan's get in here.

[Chick McGee]

He was driving on U.S. route 1 at about 4 in the morning, your.

[Ace Cosby]

Gun and your badge.

[Chick McGee]

When he spotted a woman bent over in front of a man who was thrusting his hips back.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, he was.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's dark.

[Chick McGee]

Four in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

It's four in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Then there's only one road in and out of key west.

[Josh Arnold]

Route 1, take it.

[Christy Lee]

Route 1, baby. Take her right down Route 1.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The officer turned his cruiser around, but it was not until activated his emergency lights that the couple stopped having intercourse.

[Josh Arnold]

What a C block?

[Ace Cosby]

Stop crying.

[Chick McGee]

The pair was.

[Tom Griswold]

How was he doing? It was a doggy.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He was in Back West. It's the Hemingway. Hey, give her the old Hemingway.

[Chick McGee]

The bear was subsequently arrested.

[Josh Arnold]

That's when she pretends it's a shotgun and puts it in her mouth.

[Ace Cosby]

Shotgun start.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

Bring that movable feast up Here.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, now he's.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna. Farewell to Hyman.

[Ace Cosby]

He's kind of a good looking guy.

[Christy Lee]

Old man in the C word.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know about. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Not in our time. In our pants. We're gonna go through all of our Hemingway titles.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I think he's a real good looking guy. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She's cute.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

They're both doable.

[Josh Arnold]

Doable.

[Tom Griswold]

He looks. He looks like a.

[Ace Cosby]

No wonder she's facing away that wide.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. I think I would have insist. Doggy also. She's adorable. She's cute. She's way out of his league.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember, it's four in the morning. Four in the morning.

[Ace Cosby]

She's like a three.

[Josh Arnold]

He's like a Hallmark Christmas movie.

[Ace Cosby]

He is. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Salt and pepper cl.

[Chick McGee]

He's a good looking guy. I think I dated that guy.

[Ace Cosby]

Diane was.

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently he can't afford a room.

[Ace Cosby]

Diane was bent over and Billy was behind.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Ace Cosby]

Diane and Billy, a love for the ages. Don't be a hero.

[Chick McGee]

Don't be.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

They didn't look drunk.

[Tom Griswold]

They did not.

[Chick McGee]

And they're like, hurry up.

[Josh Arnold]

They look shoveled like they don't look like they're.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second now. Is this okay, this says. This other article says this guy's a waiter.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Is he.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, sorry. No, no. Apparently she's the one that's the. She's a server.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, get a load of this. Billy recently started working for a yacht company, according to police report. And Diane in the report is said to be a facial specialist. I want that in my resume. I am a facial specialist.

[Chick McGee]

Does that mean Prove it?

[Ace Cosby]

Sure. She probably works at a.

[Tom Griswold]

This says. Yeah, she works as a server in Key west and is a licensed facial specialist. Facial specialist. Well, this was not a facial.

[Chick McGee]

No, not well.

[Josh Arnold]

It would have ended that way had the cop not right. Put his pesky nose into things.

[Tom Griswold]

You suppose he let him finish?

[Josh Arnold]

I would.

[Tom Griswold]

You just kick back and go, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Well, may as well let them get one off.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if he was gonna let him finish, he wouldn't have arrested him. He just kept going.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I would have gotten on the blowhorn. The bullhorn in?

[Ace Cosby]

No. What's going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the funniest thing to say?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3. One, two. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Put your hands up and keep going.

[Christy Lee]

I'm almost there.

[Ace Cosby]

Just another reason I'm not. I'd let him finish.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Ace Cosby]

God, it's Key West.

[Christy Lee]

Anything goes in Key west, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm kind of surprised.

[Chick McGee]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially four in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they have.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a creepy place.

[Chick McGee]

They have nude bars.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody's nude on certain bars.

[Ace Cosby]

Cats with six toes. It's a weird place.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have any more Hemingway titles? We want to offhand. Let's see the. Well, we can't do that. Also rises. That would be too obvious.

[Chick McGee]

They were doing it on demand.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going to do a word that sounds like. So never mind. As much as.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, open flow. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Qantas Airlines has issued an apology after a passenger was forced to sit in someone else's vomit for an eight hour flight.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's unacceptable.

[Chick McGee]

Qantas news.com au reports Ms. Kiara Connell was on her way home to Sydney from Singapore with her family. Yes, she does. When she noticed a foul smell.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

She felt something wet on her leg and realized she was sitting in vomit from the previous flight's passenger. Ms. Connell alerted crew members who told her they could not clean the vomit up because it was a biohazard risk.

[Josh Arnold]

Hilarious, though.

[Chick McGee]

One crew member wiped her seat down with antibacterial spray. A Qantas spokesperson told the news agency they have since apologized to Ms. Connell.

[Tom Griswold]

And they gave her two bags of pretzels and a full seven up. Go for it. Don't let the smell of a barf.

[Chick McGee]

They have issued her a refund and added that they raised the issue with the airline's cleaning supplies.

[Josh Arnold]

She flies for free for the rest of her life.

[Chick McGee]

No joke. Coke.

[Tom Griswold]

It's awful.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't have somebody sitting in vomit.

[Tom Griswold]

How did they not notice that?

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you smell it if you were.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they did and they said, sorry, we can't clean it. It's a biohazard.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean before the passengers got on because it was from the previous flight, so.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're not doing their job.

[Chick McGee]

No, nobody's not doing their job.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you want, the middle seat or the vomit seat?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that is a tough one.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't you a sympathy vomiter, too? If I smell it, I'm BO vomiting.

[Josh Arnold]

If I can't, I'm not necessarily a sympathy. I might gag. Yeah, I don't like the smell of vomit.

[Ace Cosby]

You got a lot going on, don't you? You're claustrophobic. You're synthetic vomiter. Yeah, Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like blood.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't like. Can't take a punch.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's kiss her in the hallway.

[Tom Griswold]

But here's something you're gonna like what this is. Do we have the Totino's story?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we'll have that when we come back.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This is so exciting.

[Chick McGee]

Totino.

[Tom Griswold]

I am very totinos.

[Chick McGee]

It's tostinos.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Totinos is the pizza.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it totinos?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Pizza roll.

[Josh Arnold]

Tostitos are the chip.

[Ace Cosby]

Is there an S in it or not?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Tostitos or chips. Totino's pizza roll.

[Tom Griswold]

But interesting. Pizza and pizza, interestingly enough, there's going to be an S in it.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't, don't give it away.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna be quite surprised as we have yet another combo put together where two things get together. We have two stories like that to form something.

[Ace Cosby]

You got peanut butter in my chocolate.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. That's exactly what's happening there. Plus, is there going to be advertising in space? Well, we're gonna find out. Would you like walking out and looking up at the moon and saying, oh, look, a new Tesla must be out.

[Josh Arnold]

I am in the mood for Doritos.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out about all of these things coming up. And once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[DJ Dangler]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bob and tom.comcont-rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

When.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a new year. That means a new rose from Steven Singer Jewelers. It's their brand new 24 karat gold rose. And it's a beautiful peacock teal. Get them before they sell out. Exclusively atI hate stevensinger.com.

[Ace Cosby]

There'S Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Hello. And here's Tom. Hi, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're very much chickster. Now, Josh, we have something kind of special coming up here. I just for you. Hate to admit when I'm wrong, but. Well, Christy, I gave Christy the news story. Do you have it, Christy? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A Canadian man's hunt for the elusive Bigfoot slash Sasquatch has been used against him in a spousal support case.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

According to CTV News, the couple initially separated in August 2020 with the wife explaining her husband went on a camping trip to search for Bigfoot foot, but brought along an ex girlfriend without telling her.

[Ace Cosby]

Whoops.

[Chick McGee]

The man had sought spousal support from his wife, claiming in part that he was totally disabled following a fall on an icy staircase. However, the B.C. supreme Court judge ruled that he was not convinced, or she was not convinced, that the 57 year old's claim because he seemed capable of camping, fishing, hunting, riding quad motorcycles, and of course, exploring remote areas of B.C. in search of Bigfoot.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. So not. Not all that injured.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she approved the divorce, but neither of them got any money now.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

But the problem is still, is there really Bigfoot? And we had a story last week where scientists said Bigfoot is not real.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, first off, please don't say scientists, because that's not correct. It was one man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Biologist, Dr. Tim Colson of Oxford University. Very distinguished scholar.

[Josh Arnold]

No, we don't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

And his quote was, find another hobby because the existence of cryptids is scientifically impossible. I have been told I was wrong. And apparently we actually have a special guest joining us via satellite.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

As you can see now, it's a little blurry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello?

[Chick McGee]

Hello?

[Josh Arnold]

Hello?

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is the Bob and Tom Show. And is this. Is this Bigfoot?

[Pat Godwin]

Hello? Can you hear me all right?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm having a hard time here.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, we can hear you. I see that you're using a tin can with a string.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, but we sound good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you sound great.

[Pat Godwin]

Excellent, excellent. It's been hard to get into you. Is the video all right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's a little fuzzy.

[Pat Godwin]

We're having trouble with that. Must be on my end. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

So are you Mr. Foot?

[Pat Godwin]

You can call me Bigfoot.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Bigfoot, thank you so much for taking the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you prefer, like, Sasquatch or yeti or.

[Pat Godwin]

No, first off, no, Bigfoot's just fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. Bigfoot, this is.

[Pat Godwin]

You said this was British Columbia.

[Reno Collier]

This guy was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, British Columbia.

[Tom Griswold]

British Columbia, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What a dope.

[Pat Godwin]

Dumb man.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you like to wander around British Columbia?

[Pat Godwin]

No, there are no Bigfoot. First off, if they. They'd be little meters.

[Chick McGee]

That is true.

[Pat Godwin]

Obvious. This man knows nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Pat Godwin]

Amateur doofus.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, can I ask where you and your fellow Big Feets or Foots reside?

[Pat Godwin]

I've got.

[Josh Arnold]

I've.

[Pat Godwin]

I've got. I've got family all over. I have. I don't see a lot of them, but. What? Well, nobody does. No, no, no, I.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, I appreciate you listening to the show.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

So you have a radio, do you?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, I'VE got a. I got a step, kid. Hicks me up. Wizard. Wizard with the sound. Not great with the video.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we in the bigfoot world. Do you have a. What we call a smartphone?

[Pat Godwin]

But, I mean, it seems pretty smart to me. I couldn't have done this with a tin can.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, are you a meat eater?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I mean, that's. What are squirrels made out of? Well, it's weird because, you know, what they're made out of is acorns.

[Tom Griswold]

But now, is there a Mrs. Foot, or. I mean, do you have a traditional marriage in your culture or is just. Do you just grab a lady in the forest and go for it?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't really know what you mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, Is there a. Well, I. I assume you're a male, judging by your voice. Is. Is there a lady Bigfoot?

[Pat Godwin]

I. I have no idea what you mean.

[Christy Lee]

Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hmm?

[Chick McGee]

Are there baby Bigfoots?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm the only Bigfoot I've ever seen. I wouldn't really know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. What.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, I'm beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We can't really see. You're kind of out of focus.

[Pat Godwin]

But now, like, I mean. Yeah, no, I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm just me. I'm just Bigfoot.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeat squirrels. We got that. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think this is undeniable proof.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, I do. I don't want to be too crude here.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry. The reason I reached out, I heard you said there was a scientist that you were talking about that said aliens were real.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Well, he said, this is Dr. Tim Colson of Oxford University. He says monster hunters.

[Pat Godwin]

That is out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Cryptid hunters. He goes, quote, find another hobby.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's. Yeah, like aliens, man. That is far out.

[Tom Griswold]

They may exist.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you ever think about stuff like that? I think about stuff like that all the time. Like, listen, like, I love being alone, but I love wondering, like, are we alone?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

When I look up there, that sky's just a whole wonder, man.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it's them imponderables.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question. Do you poop in the woods?

[Pat Godwin]

That was a question. Who knows? Yeah. Oh, do I? Of course I do. Ridiculous question.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, we've never found any Bigfoot scat.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's because I'm a clean man. You ever try to walk around with this stuff? You gotta take care of yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You bury it.

[Pat Godwin]

Not even.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Bury it. That's so hard. No, I got a guy. Laser dummy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh. All right. I'm a class.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't look on the ground. Look at the treetops.

[Chick McGee]

Fools.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm not gonna walk around.

[Pat Godwin]

You ever try to walk? I'm not gonna wash this coat. That's a real pain in the dingleberries. That's not just a figure of speech. Well, I mean, that's literally.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, Mr. Foote, if we can call you that, it's been a great pleasure.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Tom, look behind you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, where'd it go?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they are elusive, aren't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

That was exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, you're right there. They're. They're. They're out there now. Another thing I think you're to enjoy. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Comes to us from the world of. Of merging foods in our culture. This is so exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

General Mills is launching Tatino's pizza rolls flavored Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal ahead of the Super Bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm not. I'm not excited about this.

[Chick McGee]

Who's excited about this one? The company revealed it is releasing the unexpected flavor combo for a limited time, adding that the sweet and savory mashup will be served up in a pizza delivery box. Inspired packaging. It launches on Tuesday at 7pm Eastern at shop cinnamontoastcrunch.com where you can try to score a free box.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't even think I can imagine what that would taste like.

[Josh Arnold]

I fear that CTC has jumped the shark. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

We had bacon. We had the Cinnamon Toast Crunch bacon.

[Ace Cosby]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch was quietly the most amazing cereal ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it the most calories per serving?

[Josh Arnold]

Has to be one of.

[Chick McGee]

It's got to be the most sugar in a cereal, right?

[Tom Griswold]

It's delicious.

[Christy Lee]

It is. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So sweet. No, I'm not interested in this Cinnamon Toast Crunch pizza roll.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there it is.

[Josh Arnold]

It says pizza flavor. Wait a minute. It's flavor. It's not a pizza roll. It's cereal.

[Chick McGee]

It's cereal cereal.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Tasted like our flavored. Like pizza.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. What kind of pizza, though? Pepperoni sauce.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

Ace Cosby, ladies and gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I just don't think these two things go together.

[Josh Arnold]

Not at all. Was I the only one that thought you and pizza roll flavored?

[Chick McGee]

I have to tell you, I thought that when I read the story.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's how you presented it to us.

[Chick McGee]

It's how it was written.

[Tom Griswold]

It says pizza roll flavored Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. All right. So, yeah, either way, no, thank you. But now we know it's a cereal especially. No, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it come with the weed? So people can get high enough to actually want to drink this and eat it.

[Chick McGee]

Check laws in your state.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

There's another mashup in the news too.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Greeters are friends in Cincinnati releasing Skyline chili flavored ice cream.

[Josh Arnold]

What are we doing up here?

[Christy Lee]

What is.

[Chick McGee]

The two Ohio based brands announced the flavor mashup that combines Greeters French pot ice cream. It's a small batch ice cream. They very. Oh, it's good with oyster crackers and Skyline secret spice mix. The limited edition offering is currently available available at Greeters Scoop shop shops and Skyline restaurants and for Nationwide shipping from Greeters.com WLWT TVs Megan Mitchell tasted the dessert and not only did she say she loved the salty sweet flavor combo, but she even kicked it up a notch with a dash of Skyline hot sauce.

[Tom Griswold]

So wait a minute.

[Ace Cosby]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

So this is ice cream.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That tastes like chili. Apparently you eat it over noodles. Turtles.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you like it that way, that's, that's the five way, four way.

[Ace Cosby]

I think we have too many flavors of things as it is. Right? Don't we?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

It's hard to make up your mind.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never really been a fan of the mashups. No Oreos has lost their minds.

[Ace Cosby]

Although mixing cereals is a.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, yeah, I still don't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

But I appreciate that that's done.

[Christy Lee]

But I love them.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm mixing cereals, but I mix cereal with cereal. I don't mix cereal with pepper pizza. Yeah, but then the one where we all got, we all got tripped up was when they did the Krispy Kreme donuts as hamburger buns and they were delicious. So, yeah, we'd have to kind of experiment with this and see. I don't know. All right, I do love ice cream and I do love chili, but I, I together. This is now the sixth way apparently, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Ice cream and chili together, but it.

[Chick McGee]

Messes with your brain. Chili supposed to be warm, right? It's like no pizza cereal.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't even eat a piece of pizza with a glass of milk, let alone pizza cereal.

[Chick McGee]

I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, the world, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where are we?

[Ace Cosby]

Keeps going to hell in a rocket.

[Tom Griswold]

Rocket slide again. Again. More first world problems.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't have this issue in Ethiopia.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now Gaza, they're not concerned about it. This ice cream tastes like pizza.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, at the ski lodge you can get anything you want. You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. Right now. We had a big, big NFL weekend.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right. One more week coming up. Tom, One more game and I would.

[Tom Griswold]

Imagine with the large number of betting sites out there, this is probably going to be the most bet on super bowl in quite some time.

[Ace Cosby]

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[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, the Greater's Ice Cream and Skyline Chili two big Ohio big based companies. Speaking of Ohio, Pat Godwin this Saturday, Mansfield, Ohio with the leader Krantz. A special charity show to benefit the Big brothers. Ticket info midohiuthmentoring.com Pat Putting it on you to try the Skyline Chili flavored ice cream from graders when you're in Ohio, please.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it sounds weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I know you're a vegan, but I want you to I'm going to give you as your mentor, boss and friend, I give you a dispensation. Isn't that what the Pope does? Christy?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what they call that?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Dispensation. What does it mean exactly?

[Chick McGee]

It means you're forgiven. You get a pass.

[Tom Griswold]

You get a. You get a pass. Yes, you can get away from your vegan ways and try this and give us a full shirt. All right. Yes. And there's a possibility that a friend of the show has already tasted this. We're trying to track him down just to check. We'll see what's going on. What else is coming up?

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee Coming up, a ban on space advertising. We'll talk about it. And do not wipe your toilet seat with toilet paper, according to these Japanese folks.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not?

[Chick McGee]

We'll find out.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, first of all, are you missing the seat?

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes you pee on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And there's a proposed bill out there that would make theaters post the actual start time of movies.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a silly bill, really.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, More, more. First world comedian DJ Dangler joining us as well. This is the Bob and Tony Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're all here. Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm Chick McGee and Tom. We have a very special guest in our studios.

[Tom Griswold]

We do indeed. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. I look around the room. Let's see. I can check them off one at a time. Ace Cosby. Check.

[Ace Cosby]

We already did this. Here's DJ Dangler. Hi, dj.

[Pat Godwin]

A new one to the checklist.

[Ace Cosby]

All right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You want the full checklist, that's fine.

[Ace Cosby]

I already did that. Thanks for paying attention.

[Tom Griswold]

I was busy over here.

[Ace Cosby]

I know you were. I know. Maybe radio's not for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a letter I need your help on. Need your help on this one, Chick.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm in.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to be surprised when we get. When I get to the part. I need your help.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show, I want to thank Pat Godwin for his stellar performance this past weekend in Rothschilds, Wisconsin.

[Josh Arnold]

Keep reading, keep reading.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, this person probably is. Is, I don't know, part maybe and. Oh, that's not the part you need help with.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, you're gonna. You're gonna regret saying that.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from a big Washington Commanders fan. Husband and wife.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He said, I want to thank Pat for letting me sing along the Nasty Hoes portion of the song Gangster. Yeah, she was a sweetheart and described themselves as the Washington Commanders couple. Kendall and Tom.

[Christy Lee]

They were dressed head to toe, too.

[Ace Cosby]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

That PS Chick.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The starting center for Washington. No, this is where I need your help. Tyler Beatas Beatish Bish B I A D A S Z.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't look beatish.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a badass. He's a beat ass. He's from our hometown of Amherst, Wisconsin.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Well, Pat, congratulations on another great show. You got one coming up this Saturday, Mansfield, Ohio, with the Leader Crons.

[Ace Cosby]

Man, another show. I mean, that's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, speaking of comedians joining us in the studio, it's DJ Dangler.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Pat Godwin]

So good to see everyone.

[Chick McGee]

You too.

[Tom Griswold]

Your beard is Very aggressive.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, no, no. It's glorious.

[Josh Arnold]

It's magnificent.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's. It's getting out of hand, Right?

[Christy Lee]

I like it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not gonna lie. I was nervous bringing this in just because I know how much Christy hates it.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

She really does hate.

[Tom Griswold]

But you kind of shaved your head and you've got this glorious, aggressive jutting beard.

[Pat Godwin]

It's. I find it easier as a person who doesn't like to speak to other people to have this face.

[Tom Griswold]

Hmm.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, this is not like a. Hey, I've got questions for. Not that guy. That guy seems to have.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

His stuff figured out. I don't. But I look like I.

[Chick McGee]

Are you going to just let it keep growing like ZZ Top beard?

[Pat Godwin]

I have no reason not to.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now, see, that, I think would be cool. Is it that ender?

[Pat Godwin]

So it's this part specifically you don't care for.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you just drink a milkshake or is that. Is it turning white there?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm ate. Aging.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, just below your lip. That's white hair. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

You know how your dogs get white faces? Same thing with people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have it for sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Go in white face. Not a problem.

[Ace Cosby]

Not a problem.

[Pat Godwin]

Nobody gets mad about that.

[Ace Cosby]

No. Nobody cares.

[Pat Godwin]

So, yeah, I'm totally going to embrace it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, dj, it's good to see you.

[Pat Godwin]

It's good to be seen.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. I agree with you. I think people. If there were 10 people standing at the mall, the last person they're going to ask anything of is you.

[Pat Godwin]

It's super convenient. Convenient.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, it is. It is nice for me to not be perceived as friendly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, because. Because I am friendly. Very easy to take advantage of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So it's just one of those, like. Like. Yeah. But if you don't. Look, if you don't have anything worth stealing in your house, no one's gonna break in. Does that make. And I think this is kind of letting you know, nothing in here you need to take.

[Tom Griswold]

It's sort of saying, here's a guy makes a lot of bad choices. I'm not going to ask him anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, to get to the point where you're at now, how long did it take?

[Pat Godwin]

Almost a full year.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

And I only know that because. Because the thing I had right before this was a full Hulk Hogan mustache, which also says pretty much the same message with fewer words.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Well, now we were talking about food and ice cream that is a part cinnamon toast Crunch or no, Pizza. Pizza.

[Chick McGee]

Cereal.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The cereal is pizza flavored Cinnamon Toast Crunch. And then is it greeters or graters?

[Ace Cosby]

Graters.

[Tom Griswold]

Graters.

[Chick McGee]

Graters. Ice cream and Skyline chili have combined to bring you a chili ice cream.

[Pat Godwin]

Both of those ideas are abominations. Like, both. But I'm going to say, like, I have quit making hardline stances on food because I'm wrong a lot.

[Ace Cosby]

I was just gonna say that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I have enjoyed every breakfast pizza I've ever had in my life. And that includes pizza left over from the night before that wasn't intended for breakfast. But anything like, like if somebody presents me a breakfast pizza, I, I'd be, I, I can't be suspicious. And like, it could have licorice on it. I'd be like, they might know what they're doing.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

We were dead set against the Krispy Kreme glazed donuts as buns on cheeseburgers. Outrage until we. Until we bit into one. Holy hell.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll have to. We are making arrangements to try the pizza flavored ice cream. Okay. As we speak.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a chili flavored ice cream and.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I'm getting him. See, I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there's a lot of this going on. But yes, they must know that it does taste decent.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, like, there's also stuff. There's stuff that's like, so weird that we just. I didn't know what pad thai was the first time I ate it. You know how hard it is to convince a white kid from Indiana that he just ate peanut butter and chicken?

[Tom Griswold]

No, you didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not a thing I just did.

[Josh Arnold]

On purpose, like, but I loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we're trying to get hold of someone who's already tried the Skyline chili ice cream. In the meantime, we head back over to. To the SILAC insurance news desk with Christy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

Astronomers are calling on nations to ban advertising in space. The American Astronomical Society is calling for a global ban on obtrusive space advertising, saying that the ads would interfere with ground based astronomy. US Federal law defines obtrusive space advertising as advertising in outer space that is capable of being recognized by a human being on the surface of the Earth without the aid of a telescope or other technological device.

[Josh Arnold]

So these nerds are saying, hey, we can't really study the stars if we've got a giant banner up there.

[Chick McGee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but where are we gonna get the money to study the stars?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see All Right.

[Ace Cosby]

Sell advertising.

[Tom Griswold]

I've always been. I've always thought that NASA should have whatever, you know, Nike on the side of the rocket.

[Chick McGee]

Swoosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

One Russian rockets.

[Josh Arnold]

One thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. One Russian company, Avant Space, has launched a small satellite to test technologies for a constellation of satellites that would move, maneuver and orbit, orbit in orbit and shine lasers to form logos on other images for advertisers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It almost be like drones in space.

[Josh Arnold]

That were reflectives kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They would make those like.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. I was think. I was thinking like they could project onto the moon. Whatever. You only fans or something.

[Josh Arnold]

And only fan sells itself.

[Ace Cosby]

Have you seen some of those drone. Those drone shows? They're amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

They're great.

[Ace Cosby]

It's like cartoons in the sky.

[Chick McGee]

They're taking the place of fireworks because they're so incredible.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're also.

[Josh Arnold]

And Chinese kids are tired of losing their arms.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, thank you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of arms lost.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm not saying we're not going to break a couple eggs.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

But there was one of those just went publicly awry. Yeah, one of the. What do you call it? Drone shows. You saw that a couple weeks ago. It was a. There had a problem with it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Did not see the drones went crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

And started attacking the viewers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that's kind of what happened. But yeah, I just saw one of those. They're amazing. But I am a tradition. I prefer fireworks, but obviously especially in places that are have fire issues, it's probably safer to have the drones. But.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you prefer fireworks on. On the 4th of July, right?

[Chick McGee]

No other time.

[Ace Cosby]

And. And because sometimes they move them to the weekend and you, you.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, they see the same people that want to move Christmas to a.

[Ace Cosby]

Monday aren't aware there's no one who wants to do that.

[Chick McGee]

You've said that drone celebration on the.

[Pat Godwin]

Fourth of July sounds ominous, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Like a big.

[Pat Godwin]

A big drone celebration on the 4th of July.

[Ace Cosby]

We would.

[Pat Godwin]

Does not feel to me like a celebration of India.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Ace Cosby]

But it seems like an inventory invasion. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But if you've seen them, I mean they can. They can us have Yankee Doodle ride by in a horse. It's amazing what they do.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm just saying. I never played Space Invaders and I was like, no, this is gonna be easy.

[Josh Arnold]

That game did teach us. We have challenges ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Centipede. I love that game. Centipede. You ever play Centipede?

[Josh Arnold]

I did play Centipede.

[Ace Cosby]

Man, that was a fast game.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you get to play it on the Ball that ruined the size of your hand.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Calluses.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's what you told your mother.

[Pat Godwin]

I was like six or seven. I don't know. I'm aging myself. And a centipede. I was a weird kid. I was a weird kid. I'm a leg man. What can I say?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a leg man.

[Pat Godwin]

Centipede had what I needed.

[Tom Griswold]

Prediction. What is the first when they can advertise in space? What do you think will be the first thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Orbit's gum.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that would actually be clever and appropriate. I think it'll be an attorney.

[Chick McGee]

Hammer.

[Ace Cosby]

Get the hammer.

[Chick McGee]

Get the hammer.

[Tom Griswold]

Back on Earth. I will get you money.

[Ace Cosby]

It's not. The only way they're. They're going to be successful is if something is projected on the moon. That's what people are. That's what they want. That's the indication. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine? Do you think we'll see that in our lifetime?

[Josh Arnold]

But who gets.

[Ace Cosby]

Not in our lifetime.

[Josh Arnold]

Who gets the revenue? The moon is owned by everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

I assumed it was Batman.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone has actually claimed it.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't the Chinese have a post up there too? I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there's some indigenous people that have claimed that they own the moon.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Like indigenous? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Indigenous to somewhere on Earth. But not.

[Pat Godwin]

We've learned.

[Ace Cosby]

Not America.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure. I'm not sure if that'll hold up.

[Chick McGee]

Only if they can prove they're from the moon. Would it be there?

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows?

[Josh Arnold]

They should start selling parcels vessels of the moon.

[Ace Cosby]

They should.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure somebody is.

[Ace Cosby]

I'd buy some land on the moon.

[Tom Griswold]

They made a really bad TV show last year with that theme.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, really not good. Had a great art direction where they were driving around in funky old cars.

[Ace Cosby]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

He's.

[Ace Cosby]

He's absolutely right. It looked great, but there was nothing. I forget what it was in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrible.

[Ace Cosby]

Tomorrowland.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was awful.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like the hot girl at the bar is. Looks real good, but not a lot there.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but you still take her into the bathroom.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right. Wait till. Wait till she talks bucks. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

To me, the greatest. The greatest two, I guess sort of space advertisements are the Goodyear blimp.

[Ace Cosby]

You're counting that as space?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, where you have to look. And the Bat signal.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Neither are space advertising.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's what you're.

[Josh Arnold]

If that man's not advertising, he's needed when they.

[Ace Cosby]

If you're expecting that, that's Not a space advertisement.

[Tom Griswold]

The problem with the bat signal is what if it's not cloudy? What if it's a clear night? What do you. What do you project it on?

[Pat Godwin]

I like to think you just hope that on a clear night criminals have better things to do. They're out enjoying their lives.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

At a ball game.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna steal somebody's wallet if it's not raining. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Plus, isn't Gotham City a bit like Seattle?

[Tom Griswold]

You never see anybody in Gotham wearing a bikini?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Just hanging out.

[Pat Godwin]

Unless they're fighting crime in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

My.

[Pat Godwin]

This is my karate bikini.

[Tom Griswold]

We're making some progress here. Okay. What else is happening?

[Chick McGee]

Christie, have you ever heard of the term P anxiety?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes. Heard it.

[Ace Cosby]

I wrote it.

[Chick McGee]

According to a new survey, a majority of Americans struggle with something called pee anxiety.

[Josh Arnold]

I have this.

[Chick McGee]

You do? You can't pee on demand.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. I thought it was when you get nervous when the hooker's about to pee on you.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought the same. Yeah, I thought the same.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's like, is it going to be the toilet research? The toilet research.

[Pat Godwin]

The worst game you can get into if you're a college football team.

[Chick McGee]

The Talker research poll of 2,000 US adults concluded on behalf of Angel Soft Toilet Paper. That's where my confusion was found that over 50% of folks suffer from so called pxiety.

[Josh Arnold]

We've all frozen up at a urinal, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So if you're in a public place.

[Chick McGee]

An anxiety that strikes when people feel stuck in a situation that keeps them away from the bathroom for a long period of time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a different, different thing.

[Chick McGee]

90 of people reported holding off on going to the bathroom so they don't miss out on something exciting or important.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

35 of those polled said they have missed important life moments because they needed to rush off to the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Including their child's first steps, an epic concert finale, and a once in a lifetime photo op. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, sure you're going to the bathroom and you miss them. Hey, should have been. Been here.

[Chick McGee]

Worst times to need a bathroom break. What would be the worst time for you?

[Tom Griswold]

When you're sleeping?

[Josh Arnold]

This isn't like, oh, the middle of sex.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that'd be terrible.

[Chick McGee]

It happens during intimate moments. 30%. There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I had like, if this is like a personal story, but I can remember I was like 19 or 20 and I took all of my nephews who were like 6 and 7 to go see the new Star wars and like an idiot, I bought them all giant sodas and I got to watch about 25 minutes of episode two, which is all you really want, but still.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was gonna say, like, I.

[Pat Godwin]

Didn'T miss out, but I was mad at the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Looking back, that time was probably more valuable.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, there. We talked about this a couple years ago. There's an app that you can put on your phone, and then when you. If you go to a movie and a movie theater. Theater, it tells you when you can pee. And while you're peeing, it tells you what you're missing.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So it has specific. Hey, whatever. At minute 47, this is. There's five minutes of nothing. Go now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. 25 of those surveyed said the middle of a movie is one of them.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's a. It's a given for me now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I used to be able to sit there and not have to pee. And now, well, you guys know the amount of water I drink every day, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't go to a theater without getting a great big I icy. And like, that's one of those. Like, I'm gonna. This is gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

You're an icy guy at the theater?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I am. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That was my husband.

[Tom Griswold]

To me, the worst to me was. Is on an airplane.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's not on you.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it because actually stand up.

[Tom Griswold]

And what if you can't, though? What if you're on a long flight and the seat belt signs up?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't care about that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't either.

[Tom Griswold]

And you get scolded by the flight.

[Josh Arnold]

I have gotten scolded. I just take scolding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't say anything back.

[Ace Cosby]

I just pee in her ear.

[Chick McGee]

The number one worst time to need a bathroom break was stuck in traffic by 40%.

[Josh Arnold]

That's brutal.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I've been there during long car rides.

[Ace Cosby]

That's why you keep a cup.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I'm going to stop at the next exit. When you go past that exit and.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S a traffic jam in my never ending effort to annoy us. Yeah, yeah. This will be very annoying. I'm sorry. I apologize in advance because no one else will relate to this.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I was in Paris one day.

[Tom Griswold]

Lift, not a chairlift. You're right, Josh.

[Ace Cosby]

I was on a chairlift.

[Tom Griswold]

On a chairlift.

[Ace Cosby]

Son of a.

[Tom Griswold]

Where you really have to pee.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it stops.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me ask you this.

[Tom Griswold]

Three quarters of the way up, it's freezing cold.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you write your Name from that height.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. I'm sure someone. I'm sure there is someone that has actually just let it rip.

[Ace Cosby]

Your pants would freeze, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. You'd have. But I mean, if you're stuck. I've been stuck for. It was almost an hour one time. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd be afraid that I would pee. I'd just let it loose and then I would pee on a wolf and the wolf would go, you know, I was going to leave you alone as soon as you're off that thing.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm taking it personal.

[Josh Arnold]

My friends and I. I don't like.

[Chick McGee]

The mind goes in dark.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a weirdo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't like the word pe Z, though.

[Chick McGee]

Piety.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds too fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Sounds like you're afraid to show in pizzazz.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you see a Broadway musical called P? Ziety?

[Ace Cosby]

I would not.

[Tom Griswold]

They did European urine. Luck.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they did Urine Town, which was good. I actually got very dragged to that and enjoyed it.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we'll talk about the best and worst times to go the bathrooms during the super bowl since that's right around the corner.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

If you're.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. That's one of those cases where people don't necessarily want to pee during the commercial break.

[Ace Cosby]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They don't want to miss a spot because the spots are all on the.

[Josh Arnold]

Internet two weeks in a row or two weeks before.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. Does that your criticism? Criticism?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They've ruined it, haven't they?

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? I actually complete. I. I do agree with you. I like. I like watching the super bowl commercials. Then you can talk about them the next day. But if they've been on the Internet for. Yeah, two weeks.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Will there be any. That will be a surprise. Do we are. Do we already have a preview of what's going to be the biggest commercial? Already are the.

[Josh Arnold]

I know that there's a reunion between Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

I hope they have have a one of those labels for Meg Ryan so we can tell it's her.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she's lovely. How about the horses? Are they going to be. Do we have the Clydesdales coming back?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, the Clydesdales will be back.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Then always right with the world. Oh, you don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm trying to make you happy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, good.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, it's very hard to do Clydesdales and something else. A golden retriever. Oh, in the same commercial, one of them gets stomped to death and gold retriever puppy. Piece of Course, the answer is golden retriever puppies. Golden retrievers can't stop a Clydesdale.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what, you're gonna get stopped if you don't get the right gift for Valentine's Day. I'm gonna help you right now. My buddy Steven Singer, he was just here the other day. Stephen was telling me some really interesting stuff. One of which was that, I mean, it's. I guess it's obvious too many guys. And it's as it's mostly guys wait for the very, very last minute. They have to hire extra people to make sure they can get all the product out those last few days. And Valentine's Day this year is on a Friday.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Which means, by the way, if you're going out to dinner, good luck. Make your reservations, do that today. But be sure to check out Stephen Singer's website because he can take care of you. He can take care of you. In fact, if you order something today, it'll be boxed and on its way by 2:00 this afternoon. That's right. Get the orders in before 2 Eastern Time and boom, out the door at Stephen Singer Jewelers. And of course, I'm talking about those beautiful peacock teal roses. There's one right over there. Or bracelets, earrings.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the At Last bracelet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, love the At Last bracelet. And these, let's see, the roses are 79 bucks and of course, shipping is always free. They come in a beautiful box. So you can get this done. Fellas, I'm helping you right now. Pull over. I hate stevensinger.com and you can get the job done. You're gonna, you're gonna thank me. We get love letters about Stephen Singer jewelers all the time. So do it today and be ahead of the game. One less thing to worry about. And get something lovely. They have some gorgeous, gorgeous necklaces and bracelets and of course, the beautiful roses. The first year for this particular color, it's kind of a, kind of a, like it's, it's described as peacock teal. It's got a little touch of color to it and it's lovely. So. So once again, It's. I hate stephensinger.com seven days a week. And just get those orders in right now so you'll be ready for Valentine's Day. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[DJ Dangler]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe.

[Ace Cosby]

Come on welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello, hello. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. Pat Godwin playing the harmonica. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. We've got a special guest in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

We're hanging out with comedian DJ Dangler. We call him Mr. Dangler and that is his real name.

[Pat Godwin]

It is my real name.

[Tom Griswold]

Occasionally we get things like Jess Hooker. Is she really her really name Hooker? No, that's her actual name.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, gosh. We got a Hooker and a Dangler.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

She wouldn't be doing a very good job, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Dj, what's your brother's name?

[Pat Godwin]

My brother's, my big brother's name is Peter Dangler.

[Ace Cosby]

Peter Dangler.

[Tom Griswold]

See again, you know, it's, wow. It's kind of redundant.

[Chick McGee]

I hope your parents had a great sense of humor.

[Pat Godwin]

I, I, I more hope my brother.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a great sense of you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But right now we have a little treat for you. We do. We're going to be joined by friend of the show. Haven't seen him for a while. He is comedian Josh Sneed. Josh, I saw your name in the news this morning. I was so pleased because you apparently have tried this special chili ice cream. Is that correct?

[I]

That is correct. And there's nothing more fun for a comedian than to get your name in the news because you ate ice cream and nothing to do with your comedy.

[Tom Griswold]

This is your opportunity to eat. When did you eat the stuff?

[I]

I had it last night. They, they sent it out to their, I'm not going to use the term influencer list, but the, the local people that they want to try it, it's available starting today, but it was waiting for me when I got home off the road last night and I'd seen a bunch of my friends had already tried it, so I was excited and.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, what's delicious? Is it really?

[I]

It is delicious. Yeah, It's a, it's almost like a, like a cinnamon toast crunch or a churro or something like that. It doesn't, it doesn't taste like chili. The oddest part is there are oyster cracker pieces in there, so I wasn't sure how that was going to taste, but it's just a little crunch. It, it doesn't, you know, it doesn't really add any flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a grater's ice cream and Skyline Chili combined.

[I]

Find the spices of Skyline Chili. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[I]

If you're a local, you know it's heavy on the cinnamon.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[I]

You know, people debate whether or not it's even a Real chili. But it's a very polarizing topic, I can tell you that.

[Chick McGee]

So there are no beans in it?

[I]

There are no beans or cheese or Tabasco sauce.

[Tom Griswold]

But isn't. Isn't Skyline. Skyline chili properly eaten over spaghetti?

[Josh Arnold]

That's one of the ways there are.

[I]

Yes. So, you know, much like Mr. Dangler, we have our, our innuendo food down here. We have our three way, which is chili, cheese and noodles. You can have a four way with. With beans or onions. And a five way is all three or all five of those. And then your, of course, your cheese coneys, which are chili cheese and if you like onions and mustard. But that's how we eat it down here.

[Josh Arnold]

And the devil's three way is a two Hot dogs.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Chili three way is when you spend the money you were going to spend on paying the heat on the cooker.

[Ace Cosby]

That is chili levels three way.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's, it's good to see. I'm glad things are going well for you and I'm glad we're making arrangements to get the, the combination chili ice cream up here.

[Chick McGee]

Jess has ordered it. We should have it by Friday. Today, test.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think you're correct when you say. Because the cinnamon is going to be the dominant, I think, flavor, right?

[I]

Yeah. It has like a gingerbread. I don't know. My. My wife and kids, they all, they all said it tastes like a Christmas type ice cream.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[I]

It's definitely a bit of a spice in there, but it's, it's delicious. Like no one is. Unless you're already a hater and you've made your mind up that you don't like it, like the way people feel about the chili itself. I think everybody's gonna enjoy this ice cream.

[Pat Godwin]

It'll get converts. Anybody that hates the chili, that loves.

[I]

The ice cream, I would hope so. I. I mean, I just can't imagine. Unless you don't like cinnamon. I just. It's a, It's a delicious dessert. It doesn't, it doesn't taste like chili. And I think that's what people are freaking out about. But the oyster crackers is the weird part.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of crunch. Lunch sounds good to me. We'll give it. We'll give it a shot. Well, Josh, great seeing you again. Hope to see you soon.

[I]

Yeah. Good to see you all. Take care.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice to know that you made the news. I didn't want to interrupt you. That's Mr. Sneed.

[Pat Godwin]

Didn't Oyster ice cream used to be a thing like, Like, Like A hundred. Like in colonial America.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, I think I remember reading that and being outraged and like.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, like. Like sarsaparilla or something. It was a flavor.

[Pat Godwin]

I think I remember reading that, like a. One of the president's wives favorite ice cream was oyster ice cream.

[Ace Cosby]

Mrs. Buchanan insists on oyster ice cream.

[Josh Arnold]

Ice cream on the half shell.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

What have we just. Who was. We just had a thing about someone eating poop. No. Who was the football player that ate poop? I want to say it was. Was it a Washington commander? Yeah, they ate poop that famously ate at Thanksgiving.

[Chick McGee]

God.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a piece of poop.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't it raccoon?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That'S what it was.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a wide receiver. Sounds like forest gum.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love that guy's voice.

[Josh Arnold]

It was not poop at all.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was raccoon.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, so I get those confused a.

[Tom Griswold]

Lot, but one, and we found out that one of the president's, I guess, wives insisted on serving. I think it was raccoon at Thanksgiving.

[Ace Cosby]

At the dinner table. Yes. There was a turkey and there was raccoon on the table. Table. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

But there was no poop. I wish somebody.

[Pat Godwin]

If you say there's a raccoon on the table, I always just assume it's stealing the turkey.

[Ace Cosby]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

That would be adorable.

[Ace Cosby]

Raccoons have. Raccoons have thumbs. What are we, stupid? They're gonna grab stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

And you are correct. Oyster ice cream was a frozen dessert popular in the 1800s.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. DJ wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Oyster ice cream.

[Tom Griswold]

It appears. The first recipe appears in a book entitled the Virginia housewife in 1824.

[Ace Cosby]

The sassy, sassy Virginia Housewife.

[Chick McGee]

She threw it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the Virgin Housewife. There's a book. That's a cookbook.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's not a book. She didn't do anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah. Was the reason.

[Josh Arnold]

She was a virgin.

[Tom Griswold]

She was a virgin. She didn't have a bicycle or a horse.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that'll happen.

[Tom Griswold]

She was hymenized. Okay, what's coming up, Christine Lee?

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we still have to get to our White Claw story so we can hear a White Claw song from our buddy, Pat Godfrey. We have the Pope in the news and other. Oh, those escape monkeys in South Carolina. They must have gotten a little too cold during the recent snowstorm because they're back.

[Tom Griswold]

They got them all.

[Josh Arnold]

Is Reno calling it?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I thought they froze today.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Reno. Okay, well, thank you very much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this Is the Bob and.

[DJ Dangler]

Tom show got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's over there.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff Oskay sitting in for Chick Magee, who gave us all the finger and left. That's right. Well, he'll be back tomorrow. There's Ace Cosby. That's sad. Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. Tom is over there. And Tom, we have a very, well, really a member of the family, don't we?

[Tom Griswold]

We're joined by comedian DJ Dangler. And I believe we're going to be joined by comedian Reno Collier. There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Renault.

[Tom Griswold]

Reno, good morning. We have a rare treat for you. Reno.

[Reno Collier]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk to me. Usually Ace goes back and forth with Chick on the famous Ace Cosby joke of the day, but a Chick had a, an appointment this morning and had to leave. So I thought we would let you be the. What's the word I'm looking for here? The.

[Josh Arnold]

The foil.

[Tom Griswold]

The foil. Thank you. The foil for the Ace. For the Ace Cosby joke of the day. And we'll get to it right now. So, Ace, if you're ready, we'll visit with comedian Reno Collier for the famous Ace Cosby joke of the day. I believe we're ready to go. Is that correct? Let's hope this is it. I'm not sure.

[Josh Arnold]

He's vamping while he looks for the music button.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I, they. This has been changed around. Around. And I think this is.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I was right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is backwards. Here we go. Oh, that's right. Okay, here it is.

[Ace Cosby]

Nope, nope. Wait, wait.

[Tom Griswold]

What. What happened here?

[Josh Arnold]

Sexy man.

[Tom Griswold]

There we are. Here he is with his joke of the day.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Reno.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

What do French men have that French women do not?

[Reno Collier]

It's not Harry Pitts.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it? Yeah, he loves it.

[Chick McGee]

Brought to you by Sleep Number Sleep Better together. Save now on a Sleep number Smart bed only at a Sleep Number store or@sleep number.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. And thank you very much for participating. Reno Collier.

[Reno Collier]

Oh, I loved it.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks.

[Reno Collier]

It was great to see you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to see you.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll be at the merch booth.

[Tom Griswold]

We actually have a story that involves the South. You are a longtime resident of the south, of course. Yes, sir. And this involves South Carolina. It's kind of an update. Breaking news. The monkeys have been all rounded up after all these months.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The last four of the 43 monkeys that broke out of a South Carolina research facility finally recaptured and euthanized after two months on the loose. They were not.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not euthanized. They're part of some soon to be fable experiments.

[Chick McGee]

The rhesus macaque monkeys escaped back in November after police say an employee did not fully lock their enclosure. Now ex employee at Alpha Genesis, most were lured back with food, but four remained elusive until last week. The CEO at Alpha Genesis, Greg Westergard, said that despite weathering a rare snowstorm storm, the recaptured monkeys appeared to be in good health.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's good.

[Pat Godwin]

The last four held out for cash.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't the name Alpha Genesis, though sound like something from the TV show Lost? Yeah, sounds like some evil corporation that is about to. I mean, it's not.

[Pat Godwin]

They are at best teaching those monkeys karate.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess the last monkey showed up with a teardrop tattoo.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy, that's. He really had a time.

[Pat Godwin]

Those last ones, four were the most curious.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know the major cause of head injuries to monkey?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

To monkeys jumping on beds, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're very, very agile. They get a lot of height. And when you were a kid, isn't that just standard operating procedure? You'd go to a hotel room with your parents, immediately get on the bed and jump up and down?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Reno Collier]

And if there's two of them, the two queens, you bounce from one to the other back and forth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

If I have two beds.

[Reno Collier]

Still do that now?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I do that now. I do that.

[Tom Griswold]

First thing I change, check in now. Well, Reno, now, you've slept in a number of hotel rooms in your day being a. Being a road comedian. If there are two beds, do you have a. A system, a rule? Do you always sleep by the window? Always by the window.

[Chick McGee]

I'm with you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep, yep.

[Reno Collier]

Because if anybody comes in, I can still aim and shoot. The wall blocks you at the other one.

[Josh Arnold]

How many housekeepers have you accidentally killed?

[Tom Griswold]

Seven. Seven.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew it was. I knew it was less than 10, but I died.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you say halt? Who goes there in Spanish?

[Pat Godwin]

Get out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, you're yawning because. What, you get it?

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, it's just like, don't you watch cop show? Like, if I was a cop, I shouldn't say this on the air, but if I was a cop, I watch these poor guys pull people over and everybody Freaking out. I'd be more like, boom, boom, boom. Can I see your license, registration? Like, I wouldn't take the chance.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad you're coming here. Even the better pig, you know, probable cause. Fire away.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

So now, do you. When you have. When you have two, you're in a hotel with two beds, does one of them become the place where you put your stuff? Lay it out?

[Reno Collier]

Absolutely. Open the suitcase, spread it out. But I take all the pillows from that bed and put it on the other bed.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Reno Collier]

So I have, like, seven, six pillows going.

[Tom Griswold]

And then do you have them on the bed? What, vertically? So it's like having someone there with you.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, I write an L and then I snuggle it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, you spray it with perfume.

[Reno Collier]

The kind of hotels I'm in, the perfume's already on them.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's lovely. Reno Collier is our guest. And you got any road work up ahead? Rent, Reno.

[Reno Collier]

Yes, sir. I got corporate stuff. This February 15th, I'm in Hastings, Nebraska. And then February 21st, I'm in Indianapolis at the Fisher center with Jeff Foxworthy.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Reno Collier]

And then. Then February 27th through March 9th.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Reno Collier]

That's a long trip. I'm doing a run through Michigan of, like, nine different cities.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Reno Collier]

So different every night.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Reno Collier]

It's gonna be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, cool.

[Reno Collier]

I'm ready to roll.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, the monkeys are back in South Carolina. They rounded them all up.

[Reno Collier]

I got a country fried take.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, let's hear it. We got time.

[Reno Collier]

Is that all right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Reno Collier]

Excuse me. So football season's about to come to an end, and for some reason, this year, it hit me hard, along with so much in this world, the relationship between fan and team is completely upside down.

[Josh Arnold]

Down.

[Reno Collier]

I, for one, love football, love playing it when I was younger and love watching it now. But it shouldn't be the end all be all in my life. I watch the games. I yell at the TV like a mental patient. And in the end, it can ruin my day. Actually, as a Titans fan, it ruins 17 weeks of the year. But, you know, our season basically ends in April during the draft, so. And after another heartbreaking Titans loss, as I watch the game, I curse the television, and I see the players after the game's over, over, laughing and hugging and changing jerseys with the other team, and I'm like, stop it. That's the enemy you jack at. Hit them now while they don't expect it. God knows you couldn't do it during the game. But this year, it finally hit me. Why am I more pissed off than the guys who actually lost the game? So I began to investigate. I asked a buddy of mine, Craig Stevens, who played tight end for the Titans for nine years. I said, what in the hell are you guys laughing at? After a loss, he goes, look, we have families to provide for. So the players are happy they didn't get hurt that week and can get paid to play another game. I said, okay, so while you pansies are playing grab ass with the enemy on the field, the opposing fans are stabbing each other in the parking lot. I went on to explain that he and his buddies were put on this earth to entertain me and should act accordingly. While I was in the trunk of his car trying to figure out how to get out while it shut, I had plenty of time to think, what is it that I'm actually rooting for? It's really just a logo on a helmet. No one's really that proud of their city. I mean, if they were, they'd sell merch. You never see someone in matching hat shirts and jackets that say, come get lost in Downtown Chicago, Washington, D.C. come see our bullets. Philadelphia, come see our beautiful flashing blue lights. And Baltimore, home of the shiv. As I pondered this, I watched my buddy Darrell. This weekend, as we watched the games, out of nowhere, I hear him say, man, that quarterback sucks. I said, darrell, Darrell, I know this may shock you, but just because you have that jersey on that you bought at Sam's Club, that doesn't mean that you are, could be, or at any time since your conception, could you have played quarterback in the NFL. You run the 40 yard dash in six minutes, you're shaped like a bowling pin and you're one bright yellow shirt away from dancing in an Ozempic commercial. That's when. That's when he gave me the old, well, that's because I hurt my knee in the high school state championship. You were in the marching band. You tripped over a sprinkler head going out for the halftime show. You did sack half the tuba section with your tuba. And I guess you brought complete orthodontic mayhem and fat lips to the trumpet players. You caused to do headers on the 40 yard line. And his response is like, yeah, whatever, I was on the field. It's insanity. He's crazy. And we all are, I guess. But if something starts off as an enjoyable way to blow off steam and relax, but ends up something being something that causes you to need to blow off steam and relax, maybe we're doing it wrong. And To Craig Stevens, your spares flat. I'm Rio Collier and that's my country fried.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Reno. Yes, my friend, very true. I was, I was just noticing that last night. A lot of hugging between the opposing teams.

[Reno Collier]

But yeah, it's like I put everything. I, I grill out for two hours before the game. I get, I get all amped up and then at the end it's like they don't care as much as me. It's silly.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of our guys know each other from the past and I don't care about that. That's not what I. And as you said, they're, they're, they're happy that they survived and they're all getting paid. So thank you very much, Reno. We'll look forward to seeing you in the flesh in person in the studio coming up soon. And are you going to do another printing of your book?

[Reno Collier]

Oh, the book is back up for sale. Yeah, we sold out of the whole initial run and they put it back up and reprinted, ready to go. So if you go to renocallyourcomedy.com you can grab one. I got a whole bunch of messages from people saying it was said it was sold out. They're back up.

[Josh Arnold]

And it has a new forward by John Updike. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Wow.

[Reno Collier]

Who's that?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I, I thought you might respond that way.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Christy Lee, Jeff Oscar joins us. Pat Godwin, Seer Ace Cosby. I'm Joshy. Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's Tom with a very special.

[Tom Griswold]

Guest joining us in the studio. Comedian DJ Dangler is here with us. DJ has changed his look.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got the shaved head and the, the, the jutting beard.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think my look ever changes too much. Like I don't ever get confused for another person.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that make like.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, like I'm six four and weird look like if I robbed a bank. Everybody be like, hey, look, D.J.

[Tom Griswold]

Did that. You, you have kind of a, what is his name? Brian Poussain look.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I see that.

[Pat Godwin]

Not really a nice thing to tell people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I understand.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, he's two year tall.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, that guy cat as the, you know, frequently Frankenstein or other unlovable monster.

[Josh Arnold]

Awkward doofus.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, you got that kind of going.

[Tom Griswold]

Very funny, though.

[Pat Godwin]

He is very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

I love Brian. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You got that going for it.

[Pat Godwin]

And he's not super duper fat, so I'll take it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, yeah, I'll take it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, what's happening in your life? Family issues. You're single, is that correct?

[Ace Cosby]

I am.

[Pat Godwin]

I am super single. Yeah. I have had, like, I come from an enormous family. Like, I want to like, couch this that first. I have had. I had such a bad 20, 24.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, I had. I had five ants die.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, that's a lot, like, that's a lot of ants to die at a picnic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like, it's just a crazy thing to deal but like to give like people an idea. And this isn't. No. A few years ago, I had I had two. Like, my family is so big. I had two Uncle Larry Larry's die, and I still had two more Uncle Larry's.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, that's a big family. Yeah. But I am currently down to my last Larry, onto my very last Larry. My favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

So we're okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't jinx him.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, no, he's 86. He's had his run. But no, like, it's just so. It's been a weird one. Yeah, it's so. I'm coming back, though. I'm feeling good is also. How good should you feel? You know what I mean? Like, everybody wants to, like, heal quickly, but, like, if you heal too quickly, emotionally, you're a monster.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, like, everybody's like, oh, man, I wish I could just, like, heal and feel better right away. But, like, at what point are you like, yeah, they died, but, you know, I'm pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm over it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, man, just.

[Josh Arnold]

I heal.

[Pat Godwin]

I drink a lot of water, take my vitamins.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

The current hack phrase that always bothers me is, well, how are you processing that death process? It would. What? You hear that all the time. Like, he hasn't processed it. Oh. Like, there's some magic thing at the end. You're gonna go, oh, everything's great. I think so he's dead.

[Pat Godwin]

I think people use that term just to make you think they're smarter than you. Like, I'd have just said dealing with it, and we'd have gotten there quick. But then. So, like, the ants are hard, but, like, I lost my dad last summer, and, like, that's a lot to deal because. Well, it's also weird to, like, look at that relationship because when you're dealing with. You want to lie. Like, you want to inflate it. You want to. Oh, my dad was a great man.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know that's the case. You know, like. Like, I loved him so much, but, like. Okay, like. Like, my dad never hit me growing up.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But.

[Pat Godwin]

But he swung on me three times as an adult. Like, pretty good dad, but maybe not a great man.

[Chick McGee]

Or you just end it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah. And it's also, yeah. Like, I'm not a mouthy kid.

[Josh Arnold]

He could have just been a dude.

[Pat Godwin]

With hard time setting boundaries.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very fair. Took a swing at miss, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Well, he was a little dude and he had to swing up.

[Josh Arnold]

But my dad used to always say there were times where, you know, is it. If he were mad, I would. Mom, dad tried to hit me, and he didn't really. He just kind of, like, he would just kind of flinch at you or whatever, and then you. He goes, no, no. If I'll hit you if I want to hit you. You're getting hit, right? There is no try to hit you.

[Pat Godwin]

I understand. But it's also weird. Like, I come from a family of tiny people.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you do?

[Pat Godwin]

Like, people. Don't assume that because I'm. I'm tall. Like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you look. You look like your Uncle Larry.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, one of them. I look like a couple of them on top of each other in a trench coat. More accurate there.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Pat Godwin]

But no, Like, I do. I wonder about just. Just relationships with folks. Man, I got sidetracked with Uncle Larry.

[Chick McGee]

That's okay. That's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now we have to go back to the Silac Insurance news desk where you'll find Christy Lee and we will.

[Chick McGee]

Find a song out of Pat Godwin. Because authorities in Ariz have arrested a DUI suspect. He was caught with his finger stuck in a can of white claw.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, what a way to come out to your family.

[Chick McGee]

Authorities near Prescott report deputies responding to the call about a possible DUI encountered the suspect on the road where he allegedly swerved and struck a guardrail. Body cam footage shows deputies approaching the car and the driver can be seen trying to shake off a white can claw that got stuck on his finger.

[Tom Griswold]

A white claw can?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yes. The man was arrested on multiple charges.

[Tom Griswold]

As you can imagine, fingering a white claw.

[Pat Godwin]

Was he trying to get a prize out of the box? He got a little toy.

[Tom Griswold]

Practicing for a sorority girl. I'm sorry, Pat. You have a. I have something.

[Christy Lee]

A cream. A cream attribute. You want the hippie intro or just get right to it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I want the hippie.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go. Drink a white claw after Pilates. Get your nails done. Blonde had cougars online. Dating a men much Young Christy likes them. She's given up on her. Where's the guitar, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. That threw me.

[Chick McGee]

It's a white French wine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A little hipper seltzer with liquor. You drink white claw, you start singing like a girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Get a hold of yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Drink a beer and sing like a man.

[Josh Arnold]

Well done, Patrick.

[Tom Griswold]

We.

[Christy Lee]

But I didn't write one.

[Tom Griswold]

But it felt like we needed.

[Christy Lee]

Tom does guitar throws me off on my phrasing. And singing you west for it, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Complete a whole like. That's the most famous use of the Wawa pedal.

[Ace Cosby]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

And one of the greatest.

[Pat Godwin]

That's one of the best impersonations of a Wawa pedal.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I've ever seen.

[Josh Arnold]

He has one under his desk. He won't tell you that.

[Pat Godwin]

This isn't like. Yeah, I'm not. That's not phony praise.

[Tom Griswold]

New Eric. New New Eric album out, by the way, as a matter of fact.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and Eric's.

[Chick McGee]

Have you heard it?

[Tom Griswold]

Eric's touring. I haven't. Eric's touring, but he's only going to be in, I guess, Europe and South America.

[Josh Arnold]

Paris.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

They kicked him out of the country.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I may have to. May have to make a trip overseas this summer. I'm not. I'm just saying, go see Mr. Clinton.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he a short guy?

[Tom Griswold]

No, we're not.

[Josh Arnold]

Average.

[Chick McGee]

Normal height.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

I met him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Signed my guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

Now again, this thing, this guy's caught with a white claw stuck to.

[Chick McGee]

I can't stick on his finger. I don't know if he was trying to throw it out the window or trying to hide it or something. And he got his finger stuck in. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is white claw. Is it a. I've never had white.

[Chick McGee]

Claws in a skinny can like a MC Ultra.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a hard seltzer. In the song, he said, you've got. What's. What's Poulet Fusee?

[Chick McGee]

Poulet Fusee is a French wine, white wine, very famous. How did you know that? I'm very impressed.

[Christy Lee]

I did my research.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds really dirty.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I didn't get the drip till I did the puli fouse with her.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what do you expect?

[Tom Griswold]

She says trumpet.

[Pat Godwin]

She's a street hall.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she is a filthy street whore.

[Christy Lee]

I love the street.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought I smelled cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance news desk. What else have we missed? Missed anything?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we've missed the Pope speaking. Pope Francis has issued a warning that excessive scrolling on social media causes brain rot. Euro news reports that the pontificate made the remark at the jubilee of the World Communications.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the pontificate him?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's not like a certificate.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Although why couldn't they just say Pontiff?

[Chick McGee]

They could have, but they didn't and I don't know. Yeah, the pontiff made the remark at the jubilee of the world of Communications in Rome.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing a jubilee jubilee at the Vatican isn't all that fun.

[Chick McGee]

It's a jubilee year for the Catholic Church, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

So they have like, cool rides and stuff?

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot of really boring Prayers.

[Chick McGee]

We have certain churches that have been anointed as jubilee churches. We have four or five here in the state. That's a big.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't even have one of those bumpy slides where you sit on a potato sack.

[Chick McGee]

I just.

[Tom Griswold]

I just suffered through that movie. Conclave.

[Chick McGee]

Did you watch the Academy Award nominated.

[Christy Lee]

No, he didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Over.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I watched. I watched the whole thing. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Overrated.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you watch it while writing down one of those bumpy. That's the way to watch. Yeah, it really my favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Great acting, great costumes, great music. Pretty slim story.

[Josh Arnold]

I was surprised at how great the music was. It was an odd soundtrack. The Eurythmics at one point. The Go Gos. Very strange.

[Chick McGee]

If you're wondering what the term brain rot means, Oxford University Press defines it as. As the supposed deterioration of a person's mental or intellectual state, especially viewed as the result of over consumption of material now, particularly online content. By the way, is that to be trivial or untrue?

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, the Pope released it on his ex account.

[Chick McGee]

He does have a Twitter account or X account. Yeah. Pope Francis also urged Catholic journalists and media workers to be courageous truth tellers and bearers of hope in an age marked by conflict, division and misinformation.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I know in that movie. Have you seen Conclave?

[Josh Arnold]

I have.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very serious. That one scene where the nuns come out and all shout out, okay, Boomer. I thought that was just.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it really not appropriate. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. Anything to be contemporary.

[Chick McGee]

I'm reading his autobiography. It starts out pretty amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Who wrote that?

[Chick McGee]

I think he did.

[Tom Griswold]

I like to think that what, he's from what, Brazil?

[Josh Arnold]

Belgium.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's he from?

[Chick McGee]

He's from South America. South America?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Belgium.

[Chick McGee]

But his family was basically from Italy and they migrated to Buenos Aires. And he talks about that.

[Josh Arnold]

I wanted to know this. I'd read the book.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Go to hell, you heathen.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the name of the name of the book.

[Pat Godwin]

That's going to be a stressful gig being like. Like his fact checker.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Like that's gotta be.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a job.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I'd like to be the fat. The fact checker. No, immediately.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn.

[Pat Godwin]

Even apply.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the things in that. In that book. In that. In that movie, rather. The Conclave movie. Yes. Ponderous. The Pope gets to pick his name. Sure. That was an exciting thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's always a big do is do his.

[Tom Griswold]

Do his like high school buddies still call him, you know, Frank or do you.

[Chick McGee]

I think you show respect for the position. I don't think you do that.

[Josh Arnold]

I think in, like, you know, a few decades, they'll probably just use their screen gamer name.

[Pat Godwin]

It'll be hope butt dog 74.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, if it's. If it is Pope Butt Dog, I may sign up.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's 74 because that's when he was born. Or there were 73 other butt dogs. 73 other butt dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Well, obviously, a Connecticut lawmaker has proposed a bill that would require movie theaters to post accurate start times for films. WFSB reports State Senator Martin Looney's bill.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's distracting.

[Chick McGee]

Would have movie theaters.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Looney.

[Chick McGee]

Post a start time for previews or announcements as one time slip lot than the actual movie start time as another. Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Why is this guy worried about this?

[Chick McGee]

Well, because.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Josh, they. They. They fix the economy and they fixed inflation. So now movie times.

[Chick McGee]

Well, people are saying they miss dinner reservations, have had to pay babysitters extra after a movie ran longer than expected. Senator Looney told the TV station this is something that's a matter of truth in advertising, and people are complaining about it. So he's absolutely right. I mean, you tack on 20, 30 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but just, you know that in advance.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

You do know. Most people do know that, but some apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

And the problem is, if you put the exact time, that's when people are going to start showing up. And so you're going to have people who are coming in at the start of the movie, and that will infuriate me. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Me, too.

[Josh Arnold]

You get seated before the movie starts.

[Christy Lee]

Before dare come in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and they do that all the time now with the reserve seating, people. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The problem with the reserve seating is if it's dark in there, I can never find.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's that. You got to use your phone sometimes.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no. You get in before the lights are lowered.

[Tom Griswold]

I got things to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't go to the movies.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm glad I didn't go to see that conclave thing. Oh, that was so good. Sorry. Well, no, father.

[Christy Lee]

Beneath this.

[Tom Griswold]

You enjoyed it. You enjoyed it.

[Christy Lee]

Loved.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Really? Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I liked it, and I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was quite good.

[Tom Griswold]

You were an altar boy.

[Josh Arnold]

There are some issues with it.

[Christy Lee]

I was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There are some definite issues.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, getting dressed for those gigs, that had to be rough.

[Christy Lee]

It was cassock and surplus.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you. I passed out three times on the altar. Being an altar boy.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

From the heat. Did you guys. We would have about one or two a year that would go down usually during a Christmas or an Easter service.

[Chick McGee]

Real long one.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was because you partied.

[Josh Arnold]

Not in fifth grade, but no, we had to wear like a cloak with another vestment over the top of that. And then you're up on the ultra and it's a little bit hotter up there because you're raised up and. Yeah, I went down. Yeah, once during a funeral, which I felt horrible for the people whose funeral I was part of.

[Tom Griswold]

And then once they were able to revive you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. But yeah, showing off and doing an impression of Uncle Gary. That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

He's gonna get three more chances.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, right now I want to tell you about the perfect gift for that lady or for yourself. In fact, get to the Raycon earbuds. We do get love letters. The Raycon earbuds are half the price of those little tiny white ones that you keep losing. I just saw one of the parking lot of a Target the other day about to get crushed by a tire. The Raycon earbuds, they're designed so they stay in your ear because they've got multiple rubbery tippy things. What are they called, Christina?

[Chick McGee]

They're called jelly tips, Gel tips, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

And they've got great sound. That's the key to earbuds. You want them to sound great. They even look right. They got a bunch of different colors. They have active noise cancellation. And you can also do a special thing where you can hook them up to a variety of things. So see what I'm talking about? The Raycon earbuds. I also recommend the over the ear headphones. Got them for my girls before our last vacation. They sat quietly in the plane with their headphones on, not bothering me.

[Chick McGee]

Great for the movie, great for the joke.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. That's right. Raycon earbuds. They're the best. And they're a lot less than those white ones. Buyraycon.com Tom that'll knock 15% off site wide. So buy two right now because you want a pair for her or a pair for him and a pair for you. You got that? Yep. Perfect for Valentine's Day. And 15% off everything on the website right now. Buyraycon.com Tom A great little gift comes in a little package by raycon.com Tom thanks to our friends at Raycon Raycon. We are in the O'Reilly Parts Studio and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[DJ Dangler]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Right here.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Having a great morning, Tom, terrific guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Never, never fails to have little, little searching on this Internet. I found something very interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

You did?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Christie had a story about. Was it called P. Z?

[Chick McGee]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

People having anxiety about urinating and putting it off and being stuck in a place where they had to go and couldn't go and.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I couldn't find anything about that. But I did. I stumbled on this really odd story coming out of Maryland. Holland, have you ever heard of Towson University? Or is it Towson? T O W S O N. That's Towson. Is it Towson? I was not aware of this university. This, apparently this story. They have a top ranked cheerleading team.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's how I know of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, they were suspended for a alleged off campus hazing incident. Now according to the Baltimore sun, team veterans had the freshman drink beer, do shots blindfolded them and made them dance in adult diapers. So the cheerleader said this was not a big deal. It was a bonding experience to bring them closer. But the university has a no tolerance policy on hazing.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's pretty rough, don't you think.

[Josh Arnold]

There college kids just drinking and a couple of them getting in some diapers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think that's pretty standard, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

This is the most mild hazing I've ever heard of.

[Tom Griswold]

You suppose they did some cheers? 2, 4, 6, 8. I just gonna defecate between male cheerleaders or female?

[Chick McGee]

Female probably. Towson has a great lady lacrosse. That's how I know of them because they're in Maryland. They had a great lacrosse team.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well that's, that's all I was. What I was trying to find was the article we had about guys that were preparing to watch the super bowl and the playoffs that would wear adult divers. They wouldn't have to leave the television set. Man, oh man, that's very sad.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't just put your toilet. Like why would you just put a TV in the toilet like a grown up?

[Chick McGee]

Just watch it on your phone. Well, that's. We'll talk. We could talk about that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You go to the bathroom, just watch it on TV.

[Josh Arnold]

And you also pause every television. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

50% of those who have this, this is same that pxiety story. 50% during the super bowl. Don't take any chances. They watch the game on their phone while using the bathroom. They don't want to miss anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I was misunderstanding P. Zeity. I think I was in, like, the same boat as. As Josh. I thought it was like, pe people that couldn't pee on command. Like, people who can't pee when other people are in the room. And I'm like, right, right. Sissies that have never had probation. Yeah. Like, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Sounds like a bunch of people never got in any trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

I could.

[Pat Godwin]

I could fill up half a cup right now for any one of you.

[Chick McGee]

Me, too. When you go to the doctor and they go, can you pee in a cup? Yeah, I'll give you a gallon.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you need?

[Josh Arnold]

Now? I can. But I remember being a kid being like, who can just pee whenever the doctor says, hey, go fill this cup. Like, what do you have to do? Not pee all morning and then. Then go to. Now it's. I get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But they give you such a small. I just said, do it the other day, and they give you a pretty small cup.

[Chick McGee]

You can't hit that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I can hit. I mean, you gotta pinch it off and go over to the bowl and finish it off.

[Chick McGee]

Be a girl. You have to, like, that's gotta be on your hands.

[Pat Godwin]

Is all they do. Give you the cup that seems. It feels like they should give you, like, one of those big sledges as a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a little cup or a funnel.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that seems nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You should just bring in your. Bring in, like, a giant cup from 7 11.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll tell you what, when I was on probation, I argued I should be able to bring in my own urine. Also, we saw problems with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so sorry. Time now to review what we learned in history on this date, I think, and. Oh, Happy birthday, boo. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

[Pat Godwin]

Gonna have to say it louder.

[Josh Arnold]

Amadeus.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is interesting. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, of course, made famous in the movie Amadeus. For those of us in contemporary society, very skilled, of course. Just like Wolfgang Van Halen. Mozart's dad named Eddie.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, who knew Eddie Mozart?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think I've eaten there before. Oh, that's Eddie Merlot. I get confused. Technically, shouldn't it be wolf pack? A gang of wolves is called a pack.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that brought everything. I didn't help. A screeching. Yeah, you had a local reference. Yeah, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, does anyone know. Okay, this is a hard one. Born in this date in 1850, Edward Smith. Why is he famous?

[Chick McGee]

Edwards.

[Josh Arnold]

1850, you say?

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1850, Edward Smith.

[Josh Arnold]

Eddie Smith.

[Tom Griswold]

Gave you a hint. Died 1912.

[Chick McGee]

Does that have Something to do with.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, Captain of the Titanic.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Captain Smith. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a son named Wolfgang. Let's see. Happy birthday, 1944. Do you know who this is? Let's see, 1944. Mr. Oski. Nick Mason.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, he was part of the Masons.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Pink Floyd's drummer.

[Josh Arnold]

No one cares about a drummer. I care about Nick Mason. Name four other drummers besides Stuart Copeland and Nick Mason.

[Pat Godwin]

Dave Grohl, Kenny Aridoff, the four phases of Keith Moon.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, all right.

[Ace Cosby]

So you showed me up.

[Josh Arnold]

One armed guy from Def Leppard.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Lefty.

[Tom Griswold]

And happy birthday. Lastly to Mimi Rogers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she's one of Bob's favorites. Remember, she's got that nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's pretty.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty.

[Chick McGee]

She was married to Tom Cruise's first wife.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. Good to know, good to know. Thank you very much. Once again, from the original Orila O'Reila. Oh, Ryder. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[DJ Dangler]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

You could have done all that, researched all the breadcrumbs, and thought, this company's never going bankrupt.

[Pat Godwin]

Foiled again.

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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