The BOB & TOM Show - January 27, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: January 27, 2026
Main Theme:
A lively blend of comedy, news, sports, listener letters, and playful banter, touching on freezing winter woes, pet antics, Super Bowl snacks, music trivia, travel plans, and some wild news stories (from snow leopards to lingerie on the Hollywood sign).

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Episode Overview

The hosts dive into a signature mix of topical humor and conversation, focusing much of today’s show on surviving winter, dog-owner challenges, Super Bowl party food, and listener interactions. The team, joined by comedian Kostaki Economopoulos and regulars Christy Lee, Chick McGee, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, and Josh Arnold, riff on current events, personal anecdotes, and pop culture.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Surviving the Cold & Dog-Walking Dilemmas

00:20 - 11:28

• Bob and Tom open with a comedic country song about a church revival held in a bar, setting a playful, irreverent tone.
• The crew commiserates about sub-zero temps and wind chill jargon.
• Dog-walker hijinks:
  • Chick McGee laments walking his two dogs in deep snow and freezing weather—especially his small dog, Dungy, who resists the cold.
  • Invention ideas: Chick wishes for a way to “make a dog poop on command” (07:27), while Ace pitches the "puppy periscope."
  • Christy suggests just letting the dogs out in the yard, teasing Chick for overcomplicating things.

“If you could come up with something that would motivate a dog to poop... you’re going to be a billionaire.” — Chick McGee (11:28)

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2. Listener Letters & Pet Antics

17:18 - 24:46

• Chick reminisces about asking Pat Godwin to dog-sit (leading to much ribbing).
• Listeners share photos and tales:
  • Enzo the Bernadoodle grimacing at his sweater.
  • A standard poodle named Cruz who loves watching Tom on the show feed.

“That poodle is riveted on your image.”— Bob Kevoian (23:30)

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3. Winter Travel & Fashion Tips

12:08 - 15:36; 45:32 - 47:46

• Christy details her upcoming listener trip to Italy (Rome, Florence, Venice, Tuscany, Lake Como).
• Banter about international flights, Italian and other national music, and dressing for cold (long underwear, balaclavas—jokingly confused with baklava).

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4. Miscellaneous Humor

• Beatles Trivia: Tom shares that George Harrison hated the 'rosewood Telecaster' guitar used on the Beatles’ rooftop concert (25:23).
• Chick jokes about the futility of personal accomplishments compared to "famous dead guys," leading to a comedic song.

  “They accomplished more in a lot less time... but they’re dead, and what good does that do you?” — Haywood Banks song (39:23)

• Potato Footballs: Discussion and song about making baked potatoes look like footballs for Super Bowl parties (28:01).

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5. Food & Super Bowl Snacks

27:56 - 38:26

• Listener reports success with loaded baked potatoes at his solo Super Bowl party.
• Suggestions for big game party food themed to teams’ local specialties (clam chowder, lobsters, Seattle fish... and heroin gets a dark comedic mention).
• Pat Godwin performs his “Hot Baked Potato” song (37:38).

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6. News Highlights & Quirky Stories

Climber’s Wife & Ferris Wheels

34:07

• The wife of a famous urban climber says her fearless husband “screams like a little girl” on Ferris wheels.

Dogs, Dinosaurs, and Woolly Creatures

21:49 - 22:34

• Callback to brontosaurus reclassification; riff on “woolly bully” puns.

Lobster Tanks & Cannibalism

41:25

• Listener (a former supermarket manager) explains lobsters in grocery tanks aren’t fed to clean out their “mud vein”; dominant lobsters may kill the others if the band comes off their claws.

Super Bowl, Sports, and Coaches

47:19 - 51:54

• Preview of Super Bowl starters and betting spreads.
• Chick tells of grueling personality tests for Cleveland Browns head coach candidates.
• Amused horror at personality test flubs in Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders documentary.

Attack of the Snow Leopard

52:20

• Skier in Mongolia is mauled by a snow leopard when trying to take a selfie, helmet saves her.
• Jokes about adding wild animals to Olympic skiing for higher ratings.
• On-site reactions to the viral video.

Wiener-mobile at the Indy 500

62:06 - 65:36

• The Oscar Mayer Wiener-mobiles racing in a special event.
• Discussion on regional hot dogs and favorite brands (Nathan’s vs. Oscar Mayer).

  "Oscar Mayer's like fifth on my list."— Ace Cosby

Southwest Airlines Changes

100:46 - 108:12

• Southwest switches to assigned seating and adds baggage fees, ending their hallmark "bags fly free.”
• Mixed reactions—some staff and listeners welcome assigned seats, others mourn a lost travel quirk.

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7. Pop Culture & Music Debates

• Scorpions vs. Judas Priest: “Priest had more hits.”
• High praise for standard poodles and pet genetics.
• Amadeus and F. Murray Abraham (128:24):

  “Nicest guy. And I was terrified of him.”— Chick on meeting Abraham

• Notable actors with an initial as their first name (M. Emmet Walsh, CCH Pounder, LL Cool J).

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8. Listener Engagement & More

• Letters: Birthday shout-outs (26:15), snow slide hypotheticals, stories of hotel theft (wastebaskets and light bulbs!).
• Travel Packing: Unused vacuum bags, packing strategy, and iron warnings.
• Pet Intelligences: Dogs can learn toy names by eavesdropping (156:03).
• Library Fetishists: Librarians report prank/obscene callers with “book-reading” fetishes (147:03).
• Museum of Personal Failure: Pop-up in Vancouver encouraging people to donate symbols of failure (149:52).

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9. Notable Quotes & Moments

On Cold Weather & Pets

• “Are these the same people that are screwin’ up dinosaurs?” — Chick McGee (04:33)
• “Please, for God’s sake, crouch—go! Freezing.” — Chick (06:17)
• “If you could press a button, your dog would go... and you could get back inside.” — Chick (06:08)

On Listener Photos

• “Look at that weirdness…” — Bob to photo of Cruz, the TV-watching poodle (23:26)
• “That animal is being abused.” — Chick, about a stiff-posing, sweatered dog (21:19)

On NBA Mascots

• “Ray Finkel should die of gonorrhea.” — off-beat football party cross-reference (28:19)

On Music & Trivia

• “Only saved one sinner as Todd McGuire’s. A little sob that set my church on fire.” — from opening song (01:58)
• “He hated that guitar and never played it again.” — Tom on George Harrison’s rosewood Telecaster (25:23)

On Library Fetishes

147:03

• “Can you tell me about the Dewey Decimal System?” — Bob (as fake fetish caller, 148:02)

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10. Timestamps For Key Segments

| Segment/Event | Timestamp | |----------------------------------------------|----------------| | Opening church-revival comedy song | 00:20 | | Pet walking in the snow/Cold weather jokes | 04:10-11:28 | | Listener pet photos/letters | 17:18-24:46 | | Christy’s Italy trip plans | 12:08-15:36 | | Super Bowl snacks/baked potato song | 27:56-38:26 | | Beatles trivia (George Harrison's guitar) | 25:21-29:02 | | Skier attacked by snow leopard | 52:20-55:11 | | Southwest Airlines seating change | 100:46-108:12 | | Wiener-mobile “race” at Indy 500 | 62:06-65:36 | | Library reading fetishes | 147:03-148:44 | | Museum of personal failure | 149:52-150:59 | | Dogs eavesdrop & toy-naming study | 156:03-157:43 |

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11. Conclusion & Running Gags

• Signature segments (“letters from listeners,” fictitious products, commercials, and musical interludes) keep the show fresh.
• The crew relishes its offbeat family banter, self-deprecating humor, and running jokes (on Chick’s over-preparedness, Tom’s oddball inventions, and Christy’s role as the “sane one”).
• Plenty of playful digs at one another: “You are your own worst enemy.” — Bob to Chick (08:55)

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Quick Reference

• Hosts: Bob Kevoian, Tom Griswold, Christy Lee, Chick McGee, Ace Cosby, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold
• Regular Guests: Kostaki Economopoulos (comedy/NFL)
• Recurring Segments: Dog talk, sports updates, listener letters, musical comedy, Super Bowl food discussions, news-of-the-weird.

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Episode Takeaways

• The BOB & TOM Show delivers a comforting mix of sharp-witted banter and diverse topics.
• Themes of winter hardship, animal hijinks, and the absurdity of daily life bind the episode together.
• Listener engagement is central—whether through letters, photos, trivia, or song requests.
• Plenty of food, travel, music, and pop-culture fodder for returning and new fans alike!

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This rich episode is a freeze-frame of America’s winter: cold, slightly stir-crazy, but still full of laughter and clever camaraderie. And maybe, it’ll inspire your own Super Bowl baked potato bar

Transcript

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the church burned down and no one knew what Pentecost Baptist was going to do. The Sunday brimstone got so dad gum hot it burned up a church bus in the parking lot. In a panic, Reverend Dr. White called up an ex member that hadn't lived right. He owned Joe's beer joint right across the fence. It's the same Joe's he preached against. He said, I don't really want to be a hypocrite. I got a Sunday school class about to have fits. We're all excited about revival week and been moved by the spirit, so to speak. With all the souls we saved and money we spent, we thought God told us to sell that tent. I got a famous evangelist supposed to come and done run out of chairs. Will you loan us some? Joe says, hell, you can just use the whole dang place. Ain't I on a jukebox? Amazing grace. I ain't supposed to be old cause of them blue laws. But we'll open tonight if it's all right with y'.

[Chick McGee]

All.

[Tom Griswold]

Preacher said, well, I reckon I'd be okay. The good Lord works in mysterious ways. Is gonna talk about Joshua, Judges and Ruth and I reckon I could do it from the DJ booth at the First Baptist Bar and Grill. It's the only church in the Bible Belt that smells like a whiskey still. When the sinners finish one more round, we'll have dinner on the ground and go inside and hell, pray we don't get killed. The evangelist came with well dressed choir. They showed up around happy hour, looked around the joint and didn't take it real well. Said the White, ministry has gone to hell. Ms. Mills, that taught you Sunday school and two deacons in the back room shooting pool were sharing the Lord with a Jim Beam rep who was teaching Ms. Mills some line down stuff. Reverend White was reading from the book a loop to a tall drunk trucker about the puke. He had John 3:16 memorized. Trying to dry his ass out to get him baptized. The evangelist yelled about the lights and the beer. Said, white, you can't save any souls in here. This place ain't nothing but a den of sin. Ain't the kind of place Baptist ought to be in. Preacher said, well, we don't really need y' all here. You didn't do a very good job last year. Only saved one sinner as Todd McGuire's. A little sob that set my church on fire. Joel's beer joint has done been revived. Only been here an hour and I Done saved five. Sure, it's got mirrors and a big dance floor, but I finally found the flock God called me for. They're at the First Baptist Bar and Grill. It's the only church in the Bible Belt that smells like a whiskey sh.

[Pat Godwin]

Stills.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a stained glass window anywhere in sight. Just the blood stained floor and neon lights and a communion wine in here is always chill. We're here every Sunday. We're living large. The only church with a cover char. And if you don't like our doctrine and think we ain't devout, we'll have our bouncer throw your butt out of the First Baptist Bar and Grill.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Mr. Tim wilson. Good morning from the o'reilly auto parts studios. It's. It's the bob and tom show. There's christy lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the silac insurance news desk. There's pat godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey man. There's josh arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's at the I hate steven singer sidekick chair.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it old enough for you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh boy, I love that guy. Yeah, out there trying to start your car. Cold enough for you? Hello, Tom. You know, you see the forecast and you see, oh, it's not going to be above freezing for the next 10 days. Well, that does it. Holy hell. And then it starts to become a reality hovering around zero. My God.

[Chick McGee]

Have we ever isolated the person that developed the so called wind chill factor now called the feel good temperature?

[Bob Kevoian]

They revived that. They revised that not that long ago. Remember, it used to be a lot colder. Remember this? It was like 10 or 20 degrees.

[Ace Cosby]

Colder than what it is I saw yesterday. The wind chill and the feels like really they were different. So somebody's really screwing with us.

[Chick McGee]

Are these the same people that are screwing up dinosaurs? Are these the same dicks that said the brontosaurus doesn't exist? After millions of years of brontosaurus is all of a sudden. Oh, that doesn't exist.

[Christy Lee]

That feels like. Must be the temperature without the wind.

[Ace Cosby]

I suppose. Yeah, but you would think that would be the temperature.

[Christy Lee]

You would think.

[Chick McGee]

I thought the wind is what it makes it feel cold. All I know is this. I've got a new invention someone has to invent for me. Okay, check local listings where we happen to be. There's about an extra foot of snow on the ground and one of my dogs is kind of small. I've got a normal dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

A normal dog.

[Chick McGee]

A golden retriever. Then I've got my little guy, Dungy, right? He's probably £20.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stupid. He.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean stupid? Names named after one of the great football coaches of all time, the great Tony Dungeon. But he can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So now I'll walk him. I walked him three hours ago.

[Ace Cosby]

Whatever.

[Chick McGee]

And he. He doesn't want to go in the street because he knows there's pavement under there.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, I'm glad you brought this up, because I've been wanting to pitch to you guys my new product.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

The puppy periscope. Now, when it's real.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's nice. That's a good idea.

[Chick McGee]

No, but here's.

[Christy Lee]

I shoveled my yard so that they.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to do that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But my invention is. Is this. If you could come up with something that would motivate a dog to poop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, so let's just say it's three in the morning and you're freezing and the wind is blowing. You've got to get him to work.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe the guy didn't have to go.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, nature did invent that. It's called a bear.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

If. If you get a bear.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I'm saying? If there was some kind of thing you could. You could press a button, your dog would go, oh, I got to go now. And then they would go. You could get back inside.

[Pat Godwin]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

But because how many people. There's probably someone right now listening with a headset on going, for God's sake, crouch, go. Freezing.

[Pat Godwin]

My little dog figured it out.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He goes inside now. Three months was good. And now he goes inside, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, my dogs love routine and pretty much the same time. And they know when to go. And I let them out. And they go. And they come back in.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why don't you do that?

[Christy Lee]

Open the door and let the dogs out.

[Chick McGee]

I fully understand that. It's just that they're.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're causing yourself problems.

[Chick McGee]

They're out of their routine right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're.

[Christy Lee]

How are they out of their routine? You're still walking at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

There's activity at my house that's too difficult.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think they. Their big problem is they have you as an owner, and it's kind of hard to.

[Ace Cosby]

I've had some dogs in my life that when it was cold out or snowy, they really rushed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

They got out there, did their business and came in. They didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Well, can you tell me how you convince them of that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And then others would just. It was like a normal day.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's because you're walking them. It's a whole different ballgame.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Well, in any event, I'm just. If there's some.

[Bob Kevoian]

How long is your walk right now? When it's zero out, how long do you take the dogs out to walk? Like half hour, 45 minutes?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. This morning it may be 10 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

10 minutes. It's still a long time to be outside.

[Bob Kevoian]

Outside 10 minutes?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In sub zero.

[Chick McGee]

I put.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I know damn good and red. You're not supposed to be outside with your condition. No, you're not.

[Chick McGee]

I had a. I had my ski stuff on over. I've. You have long underwear on today.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I do.

[Chick McGee]

I do. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've had it on for a month.

[Chick McGee]

I told you that I had my. What's it called? Baklava. What is it? The balaclava.

[Ace Cosby]

What the hell?

[Bob Kevoian]

Stop saying it. Just say that thing we wear in.

[Chick McGee]

Your know what you're saying. The tube sock thing.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

Nice face mask.

[Chick McGee]

Then I had ski goggles on. A scarf.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's a baklava is what it's called.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're tasty.

[Chick McGee]

Which is the Greek thing full of honey. That's the. Okay, great.

[Ace Cosby]

Balaclava. How do you like that? Does it feel like it really does help?

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. And then I have my. My cap with the built in light and then the two flashers on it.

[Ace Cosby]

It looks like an alien.

[Chick McGee]

And then I have the leash. I have these clip on lights on the leashes.

[Christy Lee]

You make enough money that you could just open the door and let the dogs out in your yard. You don't need to walk them.

[Bob Kevoian]

You really don't.

[Chick McGee]

I really do. I enjoy being out there with them.

[Christy Lee]

You really enjoy it when it's zero degrees outside?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm just. I wish that I could like to make it a little quicker. If anyone has any suggestions. By all means. Please.

[Christy Lee]

You'd like to make things difficult.

[Chick McGee]

I'll make it difficult. Who you've been talking to?

[Bob Kevoian]

You. You are your own worst enemy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then you blame others for things going on. That's my favorite part.

[Christy Lee]

Walk the dogs when you're not around or do they just let them out in the backyard?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they walk them.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Some degree depends.

[Ace Cosby]

You can always do Pat a favor and have him walk your dogs.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I've done it before.

[Chick McGee]

One, one time I.

[Ace Cosby]

But it was just so funny how you put it. That time I did bad a favor. I let him walk my dogs. Back in an hour.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll explain later. Totally. I was you telling a story. I was out driving around and I had My dog's record. I thought, oh, I'll do Pat a favor. I'll let him walk my dog. That is.

[Pat Godwin]

There was something happened. You actually called me up, said, hey, I'll bring the dog over, walk him for me.

[Ace Cosby]

I'll explain in an hour.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, Something like that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, I just said one of the dogs.

[Bob Kevoian]

What did you say, Pat? Like what?

[Pat Godwin]

I said, yeah, I'll do it.

[Chick McGee]

I forget what was going on.

[Pat Godwin]

I think your mother in law. It was your mother in law's dog. It wasn't your dog, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right. It was somebody I was. Yeah, I had a extra dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which. Josh, would you ever get to a place where you go, you know, I'm close to Chick's house. I'll just take my dog over there and let him walk.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why would.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I was.

[Chick McGee]

There was some weird thing where I couldn't have all three of the dogs at the.

[Bob Kevoian]

The attitude you'd have about yourself. What you'd have to think about me to be able to.

[Chick McGee]

At the time, as I recall, Pat was living in my old house for free. So in lieu of. Randy had to walk my dog once.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it wasn't a bad deal.

[Ace Cosby]

And asking your. Your buddy to walk a dog for you is fine, but the way you put it was I did Pat a favor.

[Bob Kevoian]

We did not put words in your mouth, you megalomaniac.

[Chick McGee]

I wish I could remember the context. I'm sure it was perfectly valid.

[Pat Godwin]

You were in quite a hurry though.

[Chick McGee]

I remember that it was something weird. Weird. Okay, well, let's. Let's move forward. But as Chick points out, this is the kind of situation here where you walk into a store and the first thing you say is, geez, it's cold. Not realizing that every single person who's walked in there has said it's cold. The people inside the register, they figured it out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I do want to say a special load of the guy who was tailgating me on the ice this morning. I hope to God you ran off the freeway and had a fatal injury. Okay, got that off my. Got that off my chest. But thank you for tailgating. Now we have a lot of interesting things coming up today, including a world record. We have. The wiener mobile is in the news. This is very exciting.

[Bob Kevoian]

All you need to do is get a dog walker and somebody to drive you and all of these problems go.

[Chick McGee]

Problems. I just saying if you sound like problems, come up with a way to get a dog to poop on command, you're going to Be a billionaire. We have Sydney Sweeney in the news today, and her protruding attributes once again are part of the story, actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, we got a skier and a snow leopard. Did you get that story?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

That must have been really something.

[Chick McGee]

And, of course, there's more to it than one might.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Turns out the snow leopard was just filming a Super bowl commercial.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that would be fun. Now we'll push forward with Christy Lee and ask Christy, you're going on another one of your little vacations, I understand.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I am in your little toy life. Aren't you going on?

[Chick McGee]

You're dragging people with you.

[Christy Lee]

I'm dragging people with me. That's exactly right. Thanks to my friends at Colette. You'll recall last year we went to United Kingdom, Scotland and Wales. This year we're going to Italy. Our journey will take us to Rome, Florence, Venice. And of course, we'll get to go through the Vatican Museum. We get to go to Umbria and Tuscany. One of my favorite cities in Tuscany is called Cortona. We're going to stop there. We're going to.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like a car, doesn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Cortona.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the new Buick? Cortona.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's a beautiful city.

[Chick McGee]

You'd like it very much.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

And you're going to Ambrosia, where the soccer shorts are made.

[Christy Lee]

Ambrosia. Umbria, yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, Umbria.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry, not Ambrosia. That's a male from Umbria. Umbro.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what? Yeah, Umbro.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Enjoy an overnight stay in glamorous Lake Como. We might get to see George Clooney.

[Chick McGee]

Como says what?

[Christy Lee]

You never know. You never know what?

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. That's irresistible.

[Christy Lee]

And, you know, Colette makes this so easy. You don't have to do anything, just pay your money and go.

[Chick McGee]

Is Colette a person?

[Christy Lee]

Colette is my best friend's name.

[Chick McGee]

So I thought. Yeah, this is a different one.

[Christy Lee]

This is a different one. This is not her business.

[Bob Kevoian]

You remember Colette. She's Chrissy's friend. Looks like she's been crying all the time.

[Christy Lee]

For God's sakes, hope she's not listening. Good morning, Colette.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look. Look at yourself now, Colette, in the mirror. It looks like you've been crying.

[Christy Lee]

Colette. Travel is a wonderful company, and they do everything for you. They take care of the flights, meals, hotels, and all the local experiences. All you have to do, pack your bags, get on the plane and go. It's just that easy. Don't miss it. It's a chance to see Italy with me. And other Bob and Tom listeners, call Colette, 800-581-8942, or go to bobandtom.com trip that's bobandtom.com trip.

[Chick McGee]

Are you flying straight to Italy? Are you stopping in France?

[Christy Lee]

No, we're flying straight to Rome.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

So that's all you could find? So that's how you rollbar that into the conversation.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you fly. Maybe you should fly through Heathrow.

[Ace Cosby]

That was last year, silly.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah? Well, you could fly through Mexico City.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have any Ital music.

[Ace Cosby]

That's Phoenix, silly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Albuquerque.

[Chick McGee]

I got a joke I wish I could do.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, you can't.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. You could fly through Tokyo.

[Christy Lee]

My gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who gave him that cd?

[Ace Cosby]

It's just a simple song, but it's somehow immediately offensive.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

It shouldn't be. There's no reason for it.

[Chick McGee]

What if you. What if you land and you're smuggling drugs and you get arrested?

[Ace Cosby]

Nobody knows what that is? No, you're a. And we'll play the actual Dragnet thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's where I had them. I out foxed them. They're lawyers. Jack Webb's lawyers.

[Chick McGee]

Try to get. Hey, Jason, would you please try to find some Italian music, for God's sake. Wait a minute. Here we go. You can fly through Montreal. Well, that is the widest national anthem. God, it sounds like ABBA is singing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you got it right this time.

[Chick McGee]

I've been practicing. I've had time locked in my house with two children.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my husband said the same thing last night. He said he called him abba, and I went, no.

[Chick McGee]

So he and I. He and I agree.

[Pat Godwin]

Is he a fan, your husband?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's got good taste. He married Christie, obviously. Oh, there you go. That should make up for everything else I'll be saying later today. Coming up, we have a sporting news. We have your letters, of course. Once again, we have Chuck E. Cheese in the news. We have the wiener mobile on. There's a lot of interesting things. Also, other museum of personal failure has opened, which I find I have my own wing. If they have a. If they have, like, a marriage wing. Oh, my God. It's going to be like the new addition at the White House. Bigger than the main building. We are coming right Back to the O'Reilly. Welcome to Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's back.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, it's Dan Bongino. I've got some big news for you. Starting February 2nd, the show is back. That's right, the Dan Bongino show is relaunching and we're going bigger than ever. Join me live on rumble.com Monday through Friday, 10am to noon Eastern. We'll cover the stories that matter, cut through all the garbage and get to the truth. Can't catch it live. No problem. Grab the audio wherever you get your podcasts. Remember February 2nd, the return to the Dan Bongino Show. Don't miss it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Uh huh. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Uh huh. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick Magee at the prize pick sports desk. Sorry to bother you. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sorry, did you introduce me?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, go ahead. Kind of on the air.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, sorry. Just looking over some letters here. The first one involves me dropping off a dog for Pat to walk a few years ago, Brian in Iowa. Kind enough to point out. Apparently I had to go pick up some pizzas.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Pizzas.

[Chick McGee]

And I called Pat and said, I'm gonna drop my dog off. You can walk him for me. That's a good memory. Yeah, but thank you, Brian.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet is.

[Chick McGee]

I think what was going on then. I just don't remember whose dog it was. Not one of my dogs. It was a dog that was staying at my house. But thanks for paying attention, Brian. Glad someone remembers my life better than I do. Now we have a letter here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Emails from our listeners brought to you by Sleep number. Enjoy personalized comfort for better sleep night after night. Announce the Buy More, Save More event. Save on beds, bases, pillows and more only at Sleep number or sleep number dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Tom, we were talking about that guy Alex. Is it pronounced Honda?

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe yes.

[Chick McGee]

That another variation on Arnold. Like. Like we have Sam. Sam Darnold coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, not at all. Nothing to do with it. Just a different last name.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thank you. He goes. I was heard you guys talking about your. The climber guy. By the way, he did in fact take the elevator down.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

There was some question and it was in fact an Otis elevator.

[Ace Cosby]

Elevator. Well, how about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do we know that?

[Chick McGee]

According to Benjamin in Kalamazoo, I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Benjamin's a dirty liar. He has no idea.

[Chick McGee]

You know how if it had it been me, if it was not an Otis, I would have taken the stairs.

[Christy Lee]

That's a long way down, my friend.

[Pat Godwin]

In Japan, I Noticed if you're at.

[Chick McGee]

A Japan, it was Taipei.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Taipei.

[Ace Cosby]

Let's say you're at a. We'll go 40 stories. You're at a 40 story building, and you have two options to get down. An elevator or a slide. What do you take?

[Christy Lee]

Elevator.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. I don't. Slide sounds dangerous.

[Chick McGee]

You'd be going real quick.

[Christy Lee]

Well, straight down or curly.

[Ace Cosby]

It's gotta. It's gotta be curly. Yeah, but curly enough not to be claustrophobic, you know what I'm saying? Like not. It's not super tight, but it's tight enough to where it's gonna. It's gonna keep you from hitting 88 miles per hour.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be kind of fun, actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then going back in time.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's the name of the one in.

[Ace Cosby]

Texas that has the litter Bond. Has the big water Slitter Bond. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Have you ever done one of those?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I've done huge water slides. Yeah? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. With mixed results because sometimes the water gets trapped in my swim shirt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's right. You wear a swim shirt. That's right.

[Ace Cosby]

So that's like the main reason I want to get in better shape is so I can enjoy water parks more.

[Chick McGee]

Don't feel bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's help.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Josh, don't feel bad.

[Chick McGee]

No, I wear. I wear a swim shirt because it, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Swim pants, swim shirt.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you swim at night.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, A sun. Keep the sun off my skin.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They make them specifically for that purpose. You might. You want to get the full frontal zip, though. They're hard to get on and off.

[Ace Cosby]

You know what I should get is one of those curly. Remember the curly in the Three Stooges? The one piece sort of swimsuit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Love those horizontal stripes. Weren't they striped or something?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Or even the men were too modest to show their chests and stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom, show this especially for Josh.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

My bernadoodle. Enzo has been talking to your cat, Gravy. Josh. We're here in the Dayton, Ohio area and we have a picture of Enzo standing in front of the.

[Christy Lee]

There.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Enzo. We got around a foot of snow and sub zero temps. Enzo is not fond of his new sweater that he's wearing.

[Ace Cosby]

Hates it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I put it on him, he gets stiff as a board and won't move a muscle except his eyebrows until I take the sweater off.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

If this expression doesn't say it's beauce, I don't know what does.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

That animal is being abused.

[Christy Lee]

I have one of those thanks for.

[Bob Kevoian]

Making my winter blahs go away. My favorite radio show every morning. You guys rock. Lisa in Dayton.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, thank you, Lisa. That's a very sweet pie.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's beautiful. Look at Enzo.

[Christy Lee]

I have one dog that loves this sweater, and the other one, she doesn't want anything to do with it.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen them? The dogs that have the boots on?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Little booties for them.

[Christy Lee]

I talked to a lady about that the other day. She said it took a while, but she finally got her dog to like them.

[Ace Cosby]

Time was, animals just had extra fur. And this letter pertains to that. Oh, oh, remember we were talking about the woolly rhino?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, we were.

[Ace Cosby]

I forget why. Are they building one or something?

[Chick McGee]

No, no. They found. They found in, like. Was it a coyote or something? They found the DNA of a woolly rhino in some creature.

[Ace Cosby]

Like a coyote's stomach. From the Ice age.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Craziness. Well, Patrick reminds us from Elko, Nevada. He says there were a lot of woolly creatures back then. Woolly mammoth, woolly rhino, the woolly mastodon, and the most dangerous one that humans had to watch for, the woolly bully.

[Chick McGee]

Watch it now.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Watch it.

[Chick McGee]

Here. Come here.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Come.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, that's where those lyrics come from.

[Chick McGee]

Woolly bully.

[Ace Cosby]

One of the greats.

[Chick McGee]

What a terrific, weird song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Oh, sax solo and everything. I forgot about that. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is this Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs or Pharaohs?

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. American Graffiti.

[Ace Cosby]

Pharaoh Patrick from Elko also says, we'll take some of your snow if you want to send some. Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Really? Well, cold enough for you, jackass?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey. Dear Bob and Tom show. I thought I'd pass this photo along. My dog Cruz is a standard poodle. Loves watching the VIP feed for one reason, one reason only. He stares at Tom all morning long.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look at that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at that weirdness.

[Chick McGee]

I love standard poodles, by the way.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Me, too.

[Chick McGee]

You don't see them enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

That poodle is riveted on your image. Tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. One of my favorite dogs ever was Sam, the white standard poodle.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought you told me never get a poodle.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no. That was a dalmatian. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Dalmatians are real tricky.

[Christy Lee]

You need to say hi to Cruz right now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Cruz.

[Bob Kevoian]

Woof, woof.

[Ace Cosby]

The problem is, Tom's looking at the photo like he expects the dog to move.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can anyone get a dog to move? Is that a possibility?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a still photo. No wonder. Is it?

[Ace Cosby]

Doesn't Tom look like he's on the phone in that picture.

[Bob Kevoian]

He does look like a headset.

[Chick McGee]

Possible you're holding a phone, dear. Radioheads wouldn't surprise me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hang on, you guys. Hang on with the show. I need to take this call.

[Christy Lee]

He's got something in his hand.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he's holding up because, well, he.

[Christy Lee]

Always has something in your hand.

[Ace Cosby]

Business card or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who knows?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you look handsome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just one of the many, many instances he's not paying attention to being on the air.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, let's. Let's get a close by their bookshelf and make fun of their books.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can we get any titles or are those mov?

[Ace Cosby]

I think they're Grafton.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, what else we got?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Send us pictures of your book. Bookcase.

[Chick McGee]

Has anybody ever done that? Taken all, like, the CNN interviews and seeing what books people have, but. Because you know that the Beatles. You know, that's stuff that people orchestrate.

[Ace Cosby]

They.

[Chick McGee]

They organize it.

[Christy Lee]

That is the Beatles.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the Beatles Bible with all the chord changes. I have that book.

[Chick McGee]

I'll read the white one on top.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very nice. Yeah, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

These are great people. Okay, let's move on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Pat has that book. The corn changes.

[Pat Godwin]

Is this gonna be that kind of day? I can't take a day.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have a bad day yesterday?

[Chick McGee]

I got a lot of. I got some cool Beatles trivia.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're all riveted.

[Chick McGee]

George Harrison hated that rosewood Fender. Is that when he's playing in the Rooftop at the Beatles? Oh, yeah, that's that. He hated that guitar and never played it again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, now, what happened that you heard this and you. You retained it and you believed it and you're feeling the need to share it?

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't going to, but I thought it would irritate Chick, so it has.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm just fine. I'm just trying to find out how. And. And who do you think would care that George Harrison.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I don't care.

[Bob Kevoian]

George Harris.

[Chick McGee]

I was.

[Pat Godwin]

You know that guitar he played in the Rooftop? He didn't like it.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's a famous guitar.

[Christy Lee]

Why is it famous? Just because he played it there?

[Chick McGee]

Because George Harrison played it. It's one of the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Has anybody else ever heard of this guitar? But Tom and I'm aware of that.

[Chick McGee]

It's a Rosewood Telecaster.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, I know that.

[Chick McGee]

Let's just move forward here. Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know how we started this, writes Brian.

[Chick McGee]

I enjoy your Today in History segment. Oh, thank you. I would like to add a birthday to the list of birthdays for the 27th of January. Mine. I am 43 years old. 43 years old today. And I have done nothing notable in history.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Brian.

[Bob Kevoian]

43. I wonder what that's like to turn 43.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of these days I'll find out.

[Christy Lee]

What it was like.

[Chick McGee]

Congratulations, Brian.

[Ace Cosby]

He didn't do as much as a lot of famous dead guys.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Oh, that'd be a good song to play.

[Ace Cosby]

Here.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love this. If you don't. I've done a modicum of preparation.

[Chick McGee]

I was just handed this letter a few seconds ago. Well, Jason, can you grab the Haywood song, Famous Dead Guys, please?

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I completely forgot about last year's Super Bowl. I took the recommendation of baked potatoes for the big game last year. I had twice baked potatoes with all the fixing covered in barbecue pulled pork.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, gosh, that sounds amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

A gigantic, huge, fantastic hit. At my super bowl party last year. Sure, I was the only one attending that party, but still, I deemed it a magnificent success. Thanks for the baked potato suggestions. I might repeat it this year. That's from John.

[Chick McGee]

It does sound delicious. In yesterday's show, we talked to the great Joe Theisman and he's going to be at the Super Bowl. Of course, he's got a number of things he has to do, and he mentioned he has a lot of parties he has to go to and he. We asked him if he knew what the number one snack was at super bowl parties, which apparently is baked potatoes. He's never seen one in his entire career. An illustrious career. Many Super Bowls he has attended, including the one that he won. Fun. He's gonna keep his eye peeled, if you will. First for two puns for.

[Pat Godwin]

For his eye.

[Chick McGee]

Baked potatoes. There we go.

[Ace Cosby]

Baked potatoes kind of do look like footballs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, a little bit. You're right.

[Ace Cosby]

You could use sour cream and make little stitches. Yeah, Laces.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stitches.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't play football, Clearly.

[Chick McGee]

You may have just created a great idea for Jess Hooker. She could.

[Bob Kevoian]

She could create Ray Finkel should die of gonorrhea.

[Chick McGee]

She could create, like, those mini footballs, but made of baked potatoes with. And then brilliant with stitching the whole thing. You slice them open, a little sour cream. We should have. Can we have our own little super bowl party here?

[Bob Kevoian]

The. Gee, I don't know. Let's talk to the guy who would make the decision. We could do that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm in.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. That Friday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we have an update on the George Harrison famous rosewood guitar.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness. What is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Harrison apparently found it too heavy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

And gave it away.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder who he gave it to. Do you know?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I do. I'll have to think about it for a minute, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a cab driver he met.

[Chick McGee]

No, he gave it to Delaney Bramlett. Yeah. I don't know. God knows why. I know that. I went down the George Harrison rabbit hole after I saw a picture of him with Frank Sinatra. Etc.

[Bob Kevoian]

He can barely recognize any of us in the hallway, but he knows George Harrison gave a guitar to Delaney Brown. You see our. You see our struggle.

[Chick McGee]

Ever see George in concert?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, and I never will.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I did. He was great.

[Christy Lee]

Well, good for you.

[Ace Cosby]

He refused. I kept. I saw him in concert. I was in the front row yelling my favorite song. He wouldn't play it. Which was I got my mind set on you.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. There were some. That is a word everybody has.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about Cracker Box Palace? Oh, I like that one, man.

[Ace Cosby]

Was that I actually do not hate. Oh, I got my mind set on you.

[Christy Lee]

There are no lyrics. That's it.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a cover too. He could have picked it.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That one sounds a lot like Jeff Lynn.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, it does.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That sounds like an ELO song.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, they've been working together, hadn't they?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's why. In any event, dear Bob at Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Show and the amazing cast. Good morning. I love you. A balaclava is also called a schiste. S H I S T Y A shisty. Pro football players wear schistis so they're shisty faced.

[Ace Cosby]

I think our producer is trying to tell us it's shiesty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shiesty.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds immediately though.

[Ace Cosby]

Shisty is the way we have.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you're a lawyer, you don't be wearing your shiesty.

[Ace Cosby]

The Pope wears those when he's giving a speech in a very cold climate. Or the holy shisty.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think Willy Wonka wore a shiesty and Willy Wonka when they were doing the TV segment with the kid who watched everything on tv.

[Chick McGee]

Never mind. When we come back we will be featuring something from Mr. Godwin. Is that correct?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure. And Cracker Box Palace.

[Ace Cosby]

And maybe Haywood Banks.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe Heywood Banks.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we got that coming up. I could sing a little hot baked potato for you.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now I got a hot.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you singing my song.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a hot baked potato right.

[Chick McGee]

Now I want to say hello to you.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

Are you in fact Rougiet ready? What am I talking about?

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

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[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. It's music time. Coming up in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Chick McGee]

Get ready for the rush with Max Crosby. It's time. Don't miss the behind the scenes moments. Everyone one's talking about regardless of what they say.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll take the fine.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care. All pro defensive end Max Crosby takes you beyond the field with exclusive insights.

[Bob Kevoian]

I could say this because I've played them.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Rush, you guys already.

[Bob Kevoian]

Know what time it is. It was fire.

[Chick McGee]

And we'll be right back on the pod and we'll be talking about it next week. The Rush with Max Crosby. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Starts at 9.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Town. Hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I just read about that guy that climbed that building. It's pretty amazing. But you see his. They talked to his wife.

[Christy Lee]

No, I didn't see that part.

[Chick McGee]

And he's like, he's like fearless, this guy. But when he's on a Ferris wheel, she said he screams like a little girl.

[Ace Cosby]

Isn't that interesting?

[Chick McGee]

Who, who would have thought of that? Such a, such a dare.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was more, that was more informational than.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Just the scene of him standing at the very top of that. On that tiny little disc or something. That was the scariest part for me. It was just like, are you kidding me, dude?

[Chick McGee]

No way. And they say that he was paid.

[Christy Lee]

What I read, $500,000 for that. Not enough.

[Chick McGee]

So the question is, if, if it gets great. We talked about this yesterday. If it gets terrific ratings on Netflix.

[Christy Lee]

Does he get a back end deal?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, no.

[Chick McGee]

Well, or. That's a good question. Or will there be another one? What's, what's the next. What's the next thing to climb?

[Ace Cosby]

You should climb Mount Rushmore.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Hang on. Hang off a nose. Hang off Franklin's nose.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine? A booger breaks off and he plunges to his death.

[Bob Kevoian]

A booger.

[Ace Cosby]

He thinks they're boogers in those.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on. You know where those guys were carving that? It took him like, what, seven years? I'm sure one day is a gag. You know, he said, hey, hey, Luther, when you're up there today, I want you to leave a big booger hanging out of.

[Bob Kevoian]

And one of the guys carving was named Luther.

[Chick McGee]

Odds are. Now we'll, we'll see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Odds are.

[Chick McGee]

But as Chick mentioned, because that was kind of a live thing, you know, spoiler alert. He makes it. Will it, will it have a life in the future?

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's going to watch it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a very good question. Now we're going to get a, A song out of Patty G. Is that correct? Yeah, sure. And the topic is the, the fabulous baked potato. Am I correct?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because get a load of this. Let's see. Hey, baba. Top show. Longtime listener. I have a quick question. After hearing about the baked potato bar, I thought maybe you could help me with suggestions. Last year for the super bowl, we did themed food items. Philly, Eagles and Chiefs. Last year, Philadelphia sandwiches and Kansas City ribs. I'm not sure what to do this year. Maybe for the Patriots and the Seahawks, clam chowder and delicious rich coffee. Maybe for Seattle.

[Chick McGee]

That's a really good question.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not sounding like a winner. Any suggestions? Questions?

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, Seattle's got the big fish market, too, so you could do anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Looks like Tyler in Salt Lake City.

[Chick McGee]

A very good question.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. A lot of people do that to whoever the teams are.

[Ace Cosby]

They just eat clam chowder and a flannel shirt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

Could you do lobsters? New England?

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't they go down to Seattle's Seafood Square or whatever the hell it is and catch fish? Yeah, the fish catching thing.

[Chick McGee]

What's the big coffee there in Boston? The. You know, donkey. The donkeys, Duncan. Yeah, I know what they're. You see the. Remember that there was a famous video, I got my donkey.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, there were people saying donkey.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

First time hearing about donkey.

[Chick McGee]

So you could do that. You could do that in Heroin for Seattle.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of. Kind of party. Might be a lot of vomiting and stuff. First for first timers.

[Christy Lee]

I prefer the baked potatoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I prefer a delicious baked potato.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, let's think about it then. Yeah, well, it's the super bowl treat. Hey, the snack that can't be beat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I like the way you do that.

[Pat Godwin]

Wings and pizza, they got to go. I want a hot baked potato. You know what I want?

[Chick McGee]

Hot baked potato.

[Ace Cosby]

Baked potatoes.

[Pat Godwin]

Not a fried green tomato.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Fettuccine Alfredo.

[Ace Cosby]

I want a hot baked potato.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, you gotta drench it in sour cream and butter. This butter's like no other with cheese you can smother. I want a hot baked potato.

[Chick McGee]

Chomp, chomp, chomp.

[Ace Cosby]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

The number one holiday dish for the straw Super Bowl. Okay, thank you very much, man. Now, one more letter here, Tom. Oh, but can we do the dead guy song first?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure we can.

[Chick McGee]

And we are playing this because why?

[Christy Lee]

We had a lot.

[Ace Cosby]

You had a birthday letter saying the guy hasn't done much.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

43 years.

[Ace Cosby]

But he's had more time to do it.

[Chick McGee]

43 years. Today it's Mr. Brian Lamb. Brian, you wanted us to honor you and today in history, but you've done nothing important. You say, I'm sure you're a good guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

But this is a song about just that topic. I am older than a lot of famous dead guys. A lot of famous dead guys didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Live as long as me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure, they accomplish more in a lot less time. But they are dead and what good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does that do you?

[Chick McGee]

Now if I become real famous and.

[Tom Griswold]

They know know me around the world.

[Chick McGee]

When I croak, everyone can say, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn'T do as much as some other dead guys. But he had more time to do it.

[Chick McGee]

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

[Bob Kevoian]

A great song.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, your letters answering our questions. We certainly appreciated the topic yesterday. Lobsters.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And I had mentioned how much I miss going to my store that had the big lobster tank. That particular chain is no longer around here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, did you enjoy the taste of lobster, preparing the lobster, or did you just want to see these poor creatures trapped in a lobster tank?

[Chick McGee]

The latter. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I haven't made lobster at my home ever, that I know of.

[Christy Lee]

I have once.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, My mom used to make it occasionally and the whole lobster and put.

[Christy Lee]

It in the water. I. I will never do that ever again.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I.

[Christy Lee]

Running around on the kitchen floor and then you got to put them.

[Chick McGee]

There's a great scene and. Is it Annie hall doing the. I've never done that, but I. I've. I don't know. Every. Very rarely have I ordered lobster, even at a restaurant. But I like it. It's. It's tasty. But this is a nice letter here from Sean, kind enough to write the Bob and Tom program. Dear idiots and Christy Lee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Trying to get in her pants. Heard you guys talking about lobsters and tanks. And they can really clamp down if they don't have the rubber bands on. The rubber bands are in place so they don't attack and eat the other lobsters. They are not fed in the tank so that their mud vein will be completely cleaned out before the customer makes the purchase to take them home to cook.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's even sadder.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know that.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

So they. They don't feed them. So they're hungry. I was the manager at a supermarket chain in the 90s. One day I came in and there was a single lobster in the tank. The rubber band had come off, and all that was left was that one lobster.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he's the champion.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, he wins.

[Chick McGee]

Otherwise. Yeah. The. The lobsters will Attack and eat each other. Ah, wow. He goes. Flotsam of shell. Carnage on the water on top, and a very happy full lobster on the bottom. Stay safe. Thank you. Thank you, Sean. That's good to know, though. We were just discussing the difference between flotsam and jetsam.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we were.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were doing it in the break room. We don't have to bring it on.

[Tom Griswold]

The air, do we?

[Chick McGee]

Well, Pat wanted to know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you told Pat, and it's all over now.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember what it is here?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I tuned it out a little bit.

[Ace Cosby]

I need to look it up. Tom's definitions are different than mine.

[Chick McGee]

Jetsam is the stuff that's deliberately thrown off a boat and is floating around. Like, if a boat's sinking and they want to. They're trying to save them. I throw stuff off to keep it from going.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you say jetsam is a short for what?

[Chick McGee]

Excuse me? Jetsam is the stuff that's thrown off. I had it back. Flotsam is the stuff floating after the ship goes down. Stuff floats to the surface. See the distinction?

[Christy Lee]

Jetsam is like they jettison.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

I had always heard flotsam is something in the ocean that comes into the shore. And jetsam is the stuff that's thrown from the shore and that goes out into the ocean.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I.

[Chick McGee]

That's wrong.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay. Yeah, we'll have to look it up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now, coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Actually, this. This letter fits right in here. Dear Bob and Tom show. Sorry to bother you guys, but I have to chime in. Chick, Christy, Josh, Pat, do you know that Amazon sells straight jackets? Tom's mental health has come to an end. We all know it. And his Che cheese has slid off his cracker. I've never enjoyed the show with such confusion in his rantings, ever. Tommy, you're in top four. And, oh, by the way, these men will be here in just a moment and take you to a safe space where you can have vanilla ice cream. This is from Charlie and it says Flint, Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Charlie.

[Ace Cosby]

He may be crazy, but he is right about Flotsman Jetson.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Ace Cosby]

So, man, I remember the guy who taught me that. It was out the definition I gave you.

[Christy Lee]

He lied to you.

[Ace Cosby]

As you get older, you kind of. You kind of go, oh, there were a lot of adults that just BS'd you, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God, Yeah. Remember that revelation you have when you were about seven? Wait a minute. Some adults are stupid.

[Ace Cosby]

It's why I never get mad when somebody tells me they don't know, I would rather hear somebody say I don't know than make something up and have me believe it for 40 years.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we will return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's the IH Steven Singer, Sidekick Chair. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pick Sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

How are you doing?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks very much. I think we've got maybe another letter here before we get to the sports desk. Oh, this is just a nice letter saying hi. I'll guess I can read it. Dear Bob and Tom show, new listener, welcome. I want to express my gratitude for filling the void of my morning commute. I was listening to another radio show, but they retired. I wasn't sure what to do, but you have now filled their empty slot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello there.

[Chick McGee]

A friend of mine told me about you guys, but I never listened. The long story is now a short one. He goes, here I am. Well, thank you.

[Ace Cosby]

We're happy to have you.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Charles. We appreciate that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here I am. Rock me like a hurricane.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a fan of that song. We had this argument.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that.

[Christy Lee]

Scorpions.

[Ace Cosby]

I think it's silly. I think it's a. I don't take it seriously at all.

[Pat Godwin]

Me neither.

[Bob Kevoian]

Scorpions or Judas Priest?

[Ace Cosby]

Priest.

[Bob Kevoian]

You get one.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Priest had more hits.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like Priest.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I'm going Priest.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm from central Ohio.

[Ace Cosby]

Ace. Where are you going? It's Bacon Scorpions.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you call them the Scorps? No, because I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

You call them the Sabs too, though?

[Chick McGee]

I call them the Sabs. Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

The Scorps.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tell me you're not hip without telling me.

[Chick McGee]

Time to move over to the sports page. What have you got over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Sam Darnold will be starting in the super bowl before Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen and the rest of NFL's class of 2018 quarterbacks. Took Darnold five teams eight seasons to get to the Super Bowl. Looks like he's going to win it too, in this reporter's opinion. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Did we determine the spread at this point?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's Seattle minus four and a half. I told you that yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

But changes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You told me that it changes every day. Am I supposed to check in every morning? Morning. Just. Just outline what I'm supposed to do and I'd be happy to do it. Guess what? Shador Sanders has been named a replacement quarterback on the AFC's roster for the Pro Bowl. How do you like them apples? Even though Trevor Lawrence had, I don't know, three times the season, Shador Sanders did but there put Deion's kid in the Pro Bowl. Can anyone tell me why?

[Christy Lee]

Because he's Dion's kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, because he's Deion's kid. That's exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, Nepo. Nepo is everybody.

[Chick McGee]

And they're get selected playing that thing or because you could still get pretty. You could still tear up a knee or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think now it's. Yeah, I don't know. You certainly could tear up a knee during flag football. That's for. That's for sure. Would you like to be the head coach of the Cleveland Browns?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, you remember yesterday we were talking to Joe Theisman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that evidently has got some traction on the Internet because this according to a report in this morning's athletics. Here's what it's like. If you'd like to apply to be the head coach of the Cleveland Browns. It is quite the process and they have run this a number of times to find head coaching candidates, including I'm assuming the latest one, Kevin Stefanski, now head coach of the Falcons. Well, they're doing it again. They want a certain type of candidate in Cleveland. The Browns are a data driven operation. They spend an extraordinary amount of time gathering data on coaching candidates. You have to take a personality test. Well, I think that's a fail for me. I would think. Does any. Would anybody in this room pass a personality?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know what I've got to take them.

[Christy Lee]

What are the questions? Like.

[Ace Cosby]

What would you do in this situation?

[Bob Kevoian]

You're walking down the street and you see a dog.

[Ace Cosby]

How do you react?

[Chick McGee]

This is out of nowhere. I. My girls were watching the making of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. Documentary.

[Ace Cosby]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

Which is really well done, by the way.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it jackable?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Can I play with myself when you watch it? Can I play with myself while I watch it? Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Are there enough moments that you would call jackable?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't. I don't. I mean, they're very attractive.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I know your children are there, but if your children weren't there and you can watch it by yourself. Am I right on this, Josh?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Christie, I'll talk to you. There was. They do have a. It's a really well done documentary. I had no idea the tough for.

[Christy Lee]

Those girls to get.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God, yes. Brutal. And they're all terrific dancers. Anyway, they do have a component where they do a personality test. And I'm not kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did they give an example of some. Some of the questions?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And they asked one young lady if she knew what a political party was and she said no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

And they asked one if she knew who the president was and she said no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, to live in that kind of world. Wouldn't that be nice?

[Ace Cosby]

She's very focused on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You know, I was talking to Alan. I said, you know something? That's kind of great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't it be great if you just.

[Christy Lee]

Didn'T care or didn't know?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's something to be, you know, ignorance is bliss. And I'm not putting this girl down. I'm sure she was a great dancer. But the personality tests, the famous story about that in the NFL is Peyton Manning versus Ryan Leaf. And they said based on the personality test, Ryan Leaf appeared to be a lunatic and Peyton appeared to have. Have it together. If the Cleveland Browns are so data driven, hasn't something pointed out to them that they're. They are continue to suck data or.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not, you have to take a personality test. You have to write an essay. As Joe said yesterday, you have to complete homework assignments.

[Ace Cosby]

Get out of here with.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are first, second and third rounds of interviews and they are looking for a very intelligent, very smart candidate. In most. In all these cases, what they need is an accountant.

[Chick McGee]

Is that they have a lot of money. They owe.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, they do.

[Chick McGee]

For players.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

For Deshaun Watson and that whole considered.

[Chick McGee]

One of the worst moves in the history of the sport.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And of course, they. They're the ones who drafted Shador Sanders. So they evidently. Because a lot of teams stayed away from him because he was very. He was. He put off a lot of people with his demeanor and the way he acted. This from the world of skiing. A female skier yeah. Viciously mauled by a snow leopard.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

After approaching the leopard too closely for a photo.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, okay, now, y. That's what happens.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is what happens.

[Ace Cosby]

I thought maybe she was skiing by, and it was a freak accident.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know what?

[Ace Cosby]

The still leopard, she's a.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was in China's northern border with Mongolia. Well, who hasn't been there?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you want some of that beef?

[Bob Kevoian]

Footage showed the woman about 10ft to the leopard, lying motionless as the snow as the predator hovered nearby after the mauling.

[Ace Cosby]

Those things are beautiful, crazy, almost extinct. They're like seven.

[Bob Kevoian]

Local reports are that the woman has miraculously survived, partly because her helmet helped prevent more serious injuries.

[Ace Cosby]

I'll say. Yeah. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the snow leopard say a picture is worth a thousand calories.

[Jeff Oskay]

A little.

[Chick McGee]

A little munch on the old skier.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you see, you see, some of these animals.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I wonder how.

[Ace Cosby]

Do not get your picture taken with.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder how snow leopard. I wonder how snow leopard television covered this. One of our favorite snow leopards. Their lunch was interrupted by locals keeping him away from a justified mall link.

[Chick McGee]

It was a Chinese skier. So the snow leopard was hungry an hour later.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, naturally.

[Chick McGee]

Dust that one off.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

Well, just watch that video of the snow leopard attacking the security here.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They, they, it just, it's. It opens up with a thing saying, a disclaimer or whatever graphic this is extremely. And then when they don't really show all that, they show the leopard kind of sitting there with the lady and then they put a big gray dot over it so you can't see the. The injuries. Oh, but I thought the most dangerous thing in the ski slopes were snowboarders, but apparently you.

[Ace Cosby]

There's an audience for that joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

It's just not this room.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Ace Cosby]

That kills at the opera. Skied. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

People who are into skiing love that stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Do they like my joke? The difference between skiing and snowboarding is snowboarding is to skiing. What a bucket of diarrhea is to hollandaise sauce.

[Ace Cosby]

I think that's almost off putting to all y.

[Chick McGee]

We are going to return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christine Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold. At the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Howdy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick mcgee. At the prize pick sports desk on. On prize picks, you pick two to six players, choose more or less and watch your lineups light up. For the big game, download prize picks and use code Tom and get $50 bonus credit instantly when you play. $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Chick Magee. I've got to say I've changed my mind about something.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, sir.

[Chick McGee]

I know that's rare for me. Ace's beard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Starting to like it.

[Chick McGee]

Now that it's in, I'm becoming a kind of a fan.

[Pat Godwin]

It's good.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's thicker. It gives you a certain gravitas, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

So he's gone from homeless to gravitas.

[Ace Cosby]

I can eat more than. More than the soup.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think it looks good. When it was coming in, it was a little bit sketchy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But now that it's arrived, I approve. Looks good. Now, earlier, earlier today, I was talking about inventions, as you know, I'd like someone to invent a system with which with you press a button and it makes your dog poop. So when you're outside in the cold, you can get back inside quicker.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just push a button huh.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it was to be. It would be some kind of a signal, some kind of a thing that would help the dog. But I've got another thing that I think we need in our color culture, which is a. You know, when you get a car, if you don't put the seat belt on, it beeps and so annoying. You finally buckle up.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, yes. I don't buckle up until I'm beaten by the alarm in my car.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

So maybe it's just me. I mean, seat belts, very important. I approve. I'm a big fan.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't get into your car. And part of getting into your car is putting the seatbelt immediately.

[Christy Lee]

Immediately.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I. It's. I'll get to it. Maybe. Maybe a couple hundred yards from my house.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

But it has the thing where it beeps and it's really annoying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. The thing.

[Chick McGee]

For those of us that have children or work here, how about a system in which when you leave a toilet, if you don't flush it after 60 seconds, it just starts beeping. Now, I know that a lot of businesses have a toilet. You get up and it flushes itself.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

But I'd like to have something that would train children to flush a toilet. So it'd be somewhat kind of embarrassing. You're sitting at the dining room table, all of a sudden, hey, Bobby, go, please go flush the toilet. Obviously you left it, and we could use one here. I'm not sure who the guilty party is.

[Ace Cosby]

There are a couple. Couple non flushers here.

[Chick McGee]

Just went in there for a visit, and apparently there's a presentation.

[Christy Lee]

Who doesn't flush a toilet?

[Ace Cosby]

It's a weird thing.

[Christy Lee]

I think they're doing it on purpose.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Well, now, wait a minute. In here, there's the School of Film Thought in the building that if something magnificent happens.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You leave it.

[Bob Kevoian]

We, some of us know our audience, and just the thought of him seeing it, look how happy it's now.

[Ace Cosby]

Sometimes it's just toilet paper, like somebody blew their nose or something, you know?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

There's a wastebasket in there for that.

[Christy Lee]

My husband does that. Blows his nose and throws it in the toilet.

[Ace Cosby]

That's what I do, too, at home.

[Christy Lee]

At home. At home, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Then you leave it.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't blow my nose in toilet paper here.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you've got a big problem. If you blow your nose and just tossing it into the toilet, it sounds like there's a problem.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's a waste of water.

[Christy Lee]

If it's just that I'm not going.

[Chick McGee]

To throw in there and flush it in any. I'm sorry. I just wanted to work on my invention. I'll. I'll get it perfected and get back to you.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, we last left you. Some poor skier got attacked by a snow leopard while trying to take a selfie.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, not some poor skier.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, she put herself in the position.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was trying to get a selfie.

[Chick McGee]

I hope she got some likes. That's the good thing. Did she get a good shot before the thing almost. Almost killed her, Man.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess he tried to. The snow leopard tried to take her head off, but she had her helmet on. That's the only thing to say saved her. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

Man.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think they. The snow leopards think that's just a big jar of food and that's where the. The top is.

[Ace Cosby]

Just get this thing off.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the. Remember the thing last year? I believe it was in California. The woman was skiing and her friend was down below filming her or video videoing her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everything.

[Chick McGee]

And the bear. And the bear came out of the woods.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And everyone's screaming, there's a bear behind you, man. That'd be fun.

[Ace Cosby]

That was a freak thing. Like she didn't try to be right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not mauled.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom, have you seen an animal on the slopes at all?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, mostly those little feral.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's what the. You. Why, you are an enigma wrapped in a riddle. You skiing is dangerous?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Very dangerous. And you won't stop. You won't give it up. You enjoy it. You could encounter a. An animal. You could run into a tree. You could break more bones. But.

[Chick McGee]

Just made reservations yesterday. There.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay. Well, I'm not gonna run into a bear. That was.

[Bob Kevoian]

You never know. You don't know they're out there.

[Ace Cosby]

This is exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is your various breads and butters for being careful.

[Chick McGee]

And you got what a great story it would be, though, if you got.

[Bob Kevoian]

Attacked by a bear. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Finally. My obituary would make the New York Times.

[Christy Lee]

That's your goal? You want to be in the New York Times?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I just. That would just upgrade it a little bit. Let's get back to the sports page. What's going on over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oscar Myers, famous wiener mobile is coming back to the Indianapolis 500. All six of these street legal hot dog vehicles will compete for the second straight year at the speedway on May 22nd during Carb Day.

[Ace Cosby]

How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Five favorites are already locked in.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Slaw dog. The defending champion along with shy Dog, New York Dog, Chili Dog, and Seattle Dog Dog. The final spot will be chosen by fans through Oscar Myers. Pick your dog weenie 500 bracket on Instagram with the Sonoran dog among the possibilities. I don't know what that means. A Sonoran dog.

[Chick McGee]

I don't either.

[Ace Cosby]

Wonder what the hell that is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I know what a snoring dog.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know Sonoran dog is. We looked that up last year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Each wiener mobile represents a regional favorite, complete with custom decals, hot dogger racing suits, the iconic wiener song, and a victory lap into the wieners circle.

[Christy Lee]

Well, naturally, a Sonoran hot dog is a bacon wrapped hot dog grilled and served in a boyo style bun topped with pinto beans, onions, tomatoes, and various sauces like mayonnaise.

[Ace Cosby]

It's called a boyo style bun because when it's handed to you, you go.

[Christy Lee]

Boyo, boyo, boyo and jalapeno salsa. It's from Sonora, Mexico. That's where it originated.

[Chick McGee]

I have never heard of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to know more.

[Christy Lee]

Very popular in Arizona, apparently. Yes. They're saying that's what it says.

[Chick McGee]

And what's the big. The ketchup thing? Ketchup on hot dogs. Is that. That's a big no in Chicago. Is that correct?

[Christy Lee]

That's correct.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, they can relax because it's delicious.

[Christy Lee]

It is delicious. The only way to eat a hot dog.

[Ace Cosby]

I see some of the things Chicago throws in their hot dogs. Half a tomato craziness.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

A Cubs hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't they take it up enough real estate with that stupid deep dish pizza idea that Chicago came up with? Real dumb.

[Ace Cosby]

But now I'm gonna have to ask you to. Oh, to back off a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

You're not a deep dish fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not a deep dish fan.

[Pat Godwin]

You're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's. It's too. You know what it is is it's too deep. Way too deep.

[Chick McGee]

I, I hope they have like Joey Chestnut wave the flag or somebody that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that'd be fun. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know if he can at Oscar.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's be a conflict of interest.

[Bob Kevoian]

A bidding war. I smell a bidding war.

[Chick McGee]

Did I see last week Nathan's was just sold.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if that'll change Joey Chestnut's professional allegiance.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's right. Paramount bought Nathan's hot dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big billion dollar.

[Ace Cosby]

I think I'm. I prefer it. Give me a Nathan's over an Oscar Mayer.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Ace Cosby]

Oscar Meyer is Like fifth on my list. Honestly. Ballpark. Nathan's something else. Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

I know you're a huge fan of the Omaha steak. In fact, you contend you can't even call them hot dogs. They're so good.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, those are number one. Those are number one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Nathan's was sold to Smithfield. They do a nice job.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

What is that, a rifle company?

[Christy Lee]

No, Smithfield is another pork company. They have bacon and sausage.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. They're going to get the.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Rifle.

[Bob Kevoian]

30. 30. And then they're going to have hot dogs. Yeah, it was a wise acquisition for them.

[Chick McGee]

Now I have driven the Wiener mobile, as you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you drive or you just riding?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. I drove. And I guess that explains why you lost the great race car driver Al Unser Jr that's why I lost. Even though I tried to maybe cheat. I tried to cut off a corner or something. This should be fun. Looking Forward to the 100.

[Christy Lee]

It was fun last year.

[Chick McGee]

110Th running of the Indianapolis 500. Just around the corner. So we'll certainly look forward to that. The super bowl is of course, just around the corner. And if you're someone who likes to make it more fun with a little wager, Mr. McGee has posted. Posted his pick. You can find that word chick the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick McGee on Instagram and it's. I had it Seattle -4. So wherever it goes from now, I have. From this moment on, it's up to you. But I got it at minus four.

[Chick McGee]

And I heartily agree.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's gone.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's gonna go numbers boards that they do at the super bowl parties, I love.

[Ace Cosby]

Those are fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

You do those. That's interesting. You like those?

[Chick McGee]

Even though I had a extraordinary loss just before moving here many years ago with Bob.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that was a Redskins.

[Chick McGee]

Redskins, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Redskins. Raiders, yeah. You famously took the Redskins.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, and I famously lost my ass. And I was. I did not have the money to lose.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Ace Cosby]

That is the worst.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Speaking of competition, pornhub has revealed that hockey related searches are up thanks to the the popular series Heated Rivalry. The adult website shared that searches for the term Hockey climbed over 600% since the show premiered November 28th. Searches for hockey from female users up 300% compared to 150% among male viewers.

[Ace Cosby]

I wonder if hockey viewership itself has gone. I wonder if some girls are like, man, I might be interested this other.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hockey related search terms also experienced a boost in searches. Hockey gay up 2,120% and gay hockey up 1,070%. Heated rivalry is an HBO Max series that Christie's evidently watching and my daughters.

[Christy Lee]

Are into it and my. They're all going to Blackhawks games now up in Chicago.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, you don't tell me that Sophie.

[Christy Lee]

Sophie calls it boys. Boys in an aquarium. Mom gonna go see the boys in the aquarium.

[Ace Cosby]

That's funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two pro hockey players engaged in a year long love affair off the ice. The show explicit sex scenes has become popular among women.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's very steamy.

[Bob Kevoian]

They call it a feral fan base. Who says that? Is that true?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I haven't. I haven't seen the show. I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

It's wildly popular.

[Chick McGee]

I know once again the working title was Butt puck. And they. They.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe something a little more subtle, they.

[Chick McGee]

Said and they were going to change it to high dicking, but wow. But I get to my understanding this puts the bone in Zamboni though. It's.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't like this. I.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't like it?

[Ace Cosby]

These guys on the show should have done what real hockey players do.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Ace Cosby]

When a guy is playing hot. He's a hockey player and he realizes he's gay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Y.

[Ace Cosby]

He goes and plays soccer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Send your emails to gay hockey.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're going to watch Ted Lasso. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Gay hockey is what people who play ice. Cocky.

[Ace Cosby]

Cocky.

[Chick McGee]

Ice. Ice hockey. Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ice cocky is what you said.

[Chick McGee]

Freudian slip. They call. They call lacrosse.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have something to tell us?

[Chick McGee]

This is very odd.

[Christy Lee]

It's odd because you think it's odd.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think this is just a segment of our population that hasn't been served.

[Christy Lee]

Up until that show is beyond popular. You. You can't even imagine. It's like the number one streamed show of the year. Some crazy numbers.

[Pat Godwin]

How explicit is it? Have you seen it?

[Christy Lee]

It's pretty.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Does this guy put it in the penalty box?

[Ace Cosby]

I hope I get. I got a four minute major.

[Christy Lee]

It's a tender, touching love story, Pat.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it? Yes. Do they love each other? Are they just banging it out?

[Christy Lee]

They love each other.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You don't just bang it out.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I mean that happens.

[Christy Lee]

You have to be in love to have sex.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Sex.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I know why. I've been married three times. I think we now know why.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy's been married three times.

[Christy Lee]

Four.

[Ace Cosby]

Four.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, that reminds me, I was at a trivia event the other night.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah? Did you win?

[Chick McGee]

Did not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why did you do that?

[Chick McGee]

That was fun.

[Ace Cosby]

What was the name of your tr.

[Chick McGee]

It was a Fundraiser. Fundraiser. But.

[Bob Kevoian]

But did you have a cool name for your trivia?

[Chick McGee]

I forget the name of our team. I got their L late. I don't know what I want, but one of the obscure ones that we got.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever worry about the fact that you probably up till this point have missed 75% of your life?

[Chick McGee]

Like I said earlier, sometimes it's good to miss things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it?

[Chick McGee]

One of the ones that we actually got was what. What form uses. What Art form uses the term glory hole.

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Art form Form. Yeah. Art form uses the term glory hole legitimately.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it pottery?

[Chick McGee]

You're close. It's glass blowing.

[Ace Cosby]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

In glass blowing, there is something called a glory hole. I thought it was something much the way there probably is in this show. Heated rivalry when, you know, just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why is. Why would that. Why would you think that would be a part of it?

[Chick McGee]

The glory hole.

[Christy Lee]

They have each other. They don't need.

[Pat Godwin]

They don't need Anonymous.

[Chick McGee]

They were training. Training earlier on, you learn. You learn your technique. It's like in the junior league of Hockey.

[Ace Cosby]

They do have those holes on.

[Chick McGee]

On the.

[Ace Cosby]

On the boards of every hockey rink where a photographer can put his lens through. Oh, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

Hopefully, you know, at some point. An empty arena.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have a world record coming up after we all catch our breath.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thank you very much. Now, also coming up, Christy, what have you got over there of interest?

[Christy Lee]

We have the museum of personal failure coming up. We have Southwest Airlines with that big change. Starting today, we'll talk about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boo.

[Ace Cosby]

Going through the change.

[Christy Lee]

The most stolen items from hotel rooms. You've ever taken something from an hotel room?

[Bob Kevoian]

Gotta be towels.

[Ace Cosby]

It was just one maid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really.

[Ace Cosby]

Sometimes I see a housekeeper and I go, you're mine now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Well, you tell her.

[Ace Cosby]

Some guys take the shampoos, I take the help.

[Chick McGee]

I have a great joke I can't do.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're mine now.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you in a minute. You think that buttock was offensive? We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio videos. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey. Indeed. There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, Tom, you might like a live Marilyn Manson show. He comes out on stilts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you like stilts?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I do. Like, still two on his legs and two on his arms, and he just looks like this crazy beast. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So it's about the music.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he's a performer, Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

He's the new.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

That's what they've always said about him, right?

[Christy Lee]

New Elvis.

[Chick McGee]

The new Alice.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's an Elvis, too.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you said Elvis.

[Pat Godwin]

That's funnier.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Tom. Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

No, we just had that news story about the. We got a world record about the lady getting attacked by the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Snow leopard.

[Chick McGee]

The skier getting attacked by a snow leopard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Almost killed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, I mean, that would add a lot of excitement to the Olympics, though. Can you imagine?

[Ace Cosby]

All right, release the leopards.

[Chick McGee]

Well, today's downhill. They're expecting several bears to be released. That'll triple the ratings.

[Ace Cosby]

Where the hell are the Olympics this year?

[Bob Kevoian]

Milan Cortina. Cortina. What is it?

[Ace Cosby]

Somewhere, like, I just heard something like, it was the. The geographical swath of the. Of every. Of all the Olympics is gigantic. Like. Like hours apart from each other, different events.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

At the actual Olympics.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Next week, like, if you want to.

[Ace Cosby]

See skiing, you have to drive.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

Four hours from where the ice skating is.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That makes sense.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. I don't know how it makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

Makes sense.

[Bob Kevoian]

How does it make sense?

[Ace Cosby]

We got to go where the mountains are. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they have snow, which is a good thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm looking forward to it. I kind of wish they were longer. I wish they'd extend them a little more.

[Christy Lee]

How long are they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just two weeks.

[Chick McGee]

They're over pretty quickly. They tried to cram everything in. So.

[Christy Lee]

Are the summer ones longer?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Good question. Let's check in. You see you got a world record over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I said. Stupid world record.

[Ace Cosby]

How is this one, Chicky?

[Bob Kevoian]

How's this world record?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

Like it.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Less than desirable.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

A Florida Panthers employee has broken the Guinness World Record for the most ice hockey jerseys worn at once.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that's got to get heavy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dakota King, an assistant equipment manager for the Panthers, total of 40 Panthers jerseys to achieve the title.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I hope they were clean, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

The successful record attempt took place place on a boat off the coast of Fort Lauderdale.

[Chick McGee]

Odd.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

With the key witness being the Stanley Cup.

[Chick McGee]

They have the Stanley cup right there. They can see here the guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there he is.

[Chick McGee]

He's a slender gent, but he looks like a giant fat guy because he's got 40 hockey sweaters on there.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. And he's wearing them Kevin Smith style. He's got shorts on, too. Layer.

[Chick McGee]

Layer up.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Ace Cosby]

Look at that cup. Will you look at that cup?

[Chick McGee]

And you told me you've been into the locker room after a game. And the stenches.

[Ace Cosby]

It's really something. It is really, really, really, really thick. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they covered that on the. On the sexy hockey show.

[Christy Lee]

A few minutes of it. I'm going to make it my mission now to watch.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, in fact, some guys during hockey games, when they get into fights, they're not so much trying to punch each other as put their. They give them the old stinky glove. Gloves just reek so bad that they just want to get that in their face.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. That is interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't they wash them?

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, you can't really wash a leather glove all that well. They have equipment managers and stuff, but there's only so much you can do. You sweat that much.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe that's what turns these guys on. And he did rivalry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there you go. They like to smell like love.

[Ace Cosby]

They love that particular funk.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, this is the heated rivalry is the story of two gay hockey players secretly in love.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, let's start watching it.

[Christy Lee]

They play for rival teams.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Let's start watching it and do a podcast for every episode.

[Chick McGee]

So when these guys get. These guys. When these guys get in fisticuffs, it's.

[Christy Lee]

Different than they have to hide their romance.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, they don't get five for five.

[Chick McGee]

Exciting. Thank you very much. Well, let's move on, shall we? We have Christy Lee at the. At the news desk over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm. I'm getting a sigh from you already. What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

About what?

[Chick McGee]

The Silac Insurance News.

[Ace Cosby]

You and I were surrounded by sires this morning. You notice this.

[Pat Godwin]

Side? Babies over here.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? You know why I'm signed? I haven't heard nearly enough Pat Godwin this morning.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's something to sigh over.

[Chick McGee]

Pat and I discussed.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's my problem. Problem.

[Chick McGee]

We would like to hear at this point what song.

[Bob Kevoian]

You want to know what my beef is?

[Ace Cosby]

What's your beef?

[Bob Kevoian]

My beef is that Pat Godwin had done a song enough at all today.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's my.

[Pat Godwin]

I agree with you.

[Chick McGee]

We had a story last week earlier on today's show. I'm going to tie this in.

[Ace Cosby]

We need more God.

[Bob Kevoian]

More Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Watch this. We had a story about flotsam. And we were discussing the distinction between flotsam and jetsam.

[Ace Cosby]

I get the sign.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, jetsam is stuff you've jettisoned off the boat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Someone should be enjoying this.

[Chick McGee]

Flotsam is stuff that when the boat sinks, floats up. It's floated floating up. We had a news story about a. A captain, I believe it was in the Florida Keys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

He found the cocaine.

[Chick McGee]

He found a great deal of cocaine floating, as often happens, and that was a great deal.

[Christy Lee]

It was free and he was selling.

[Chick McGee]

It in the Monroe County Sheriff's Office had an undercover federal agent that arranged to purchase the formerly floating cocaine. And he bought a kilogram of cocaine for $10,000.

[Ace Cosby]

That's entrapment, if you ask me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And someone emailed in that. That's a really good deal. 10k, I guess. I don't know what the going rate is, but apparently that's a good deal.

[Christy Lee]

Really good when you get it for free.

[Chick McGee]

This fellow was arrested and one would think that would happen all the time, but I guess if you find cocaine.

[Ace Cosby]

Floating, I swim the other way.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, this is.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see the show Bloodline? Oh, that's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That has that undercurrent of cocaine.

[Chick McGee]

I saw a simple plan where they find the money and.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I saw cocaine shark. And I'm not getting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, those. Those fellows are dangerous.

[Pat Godwin]

So cocaine bear.

[Chick McGee]

So it's not finders keepers. Pat, you have a song, a tribute to this.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, we like to know.

[Pat Godwin]

Got the cocaine.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We'd like to know where you got cocaine. There's coconut boat, coconut bowl maybe coconut.

[Chick McGee]

Boat we'll look the boat over Coconut.

[Pat Godwin]

Boat, coconut, maybe coconut. Coast guard's watching you and will you learn.

[Ace Cosby]

You better sing along, McGee. You ask.

[Pat Godwin]

Drug boats drag a little in the stern Tourists found a stash in the.

[Christy Lee]

Key.

[Pat Godwin]

Border patrol makes these waters drug free there's coke in the hole so please explain Someone has the answer for this cocaine.

[Ace Cosby]

So we like to know you got cocaine.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we'd like to know where.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here comes.

[Pat Godwin]

You got the cocaine? Coconut, maybe Coconut, Here we go now. Coconut. Oh, you guys hit that end.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go now. Stop.

[Ace Cosby]

Coconut boat, here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stop.

[Chick McGee]

There's a picture of this. I hadn't seen this before. Yes, all laid out. It's kind of like when someone catches a big fish down a floor and they get that great shot of him. There's a picture of this.

[Christy Lee]

Is he standing next to all of.

[Chick McGee]

His cocaine and it's all. It's Got a big number on it, and it's wrapped, and it says 332 on it.

[Ace Cosby]

And, like, maybe it's an evidence number or maybe sh. At that point.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Wow. But, wow. So floats, Apparently.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Coke floats.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if it sank, it'd be hard to find.

[Ace Cosby]

I love a Coke float.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, better than a root beer, too.

[Christy Lee]

Much better than a root beer float. I totally agree.

[Chick McGee]

I. We may have come upon something profound on this show, which is rare. I prefer a Coca Cola float to a root beer float.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You know what else you.

[Ace Cosby]

I do not.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever tried to make one with a diet soda instead of a regular?

[Ace Cosby]

Doesn't work.

[Christy Lee]

Does not work.

[Ace Cosby]

Right, Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Did you say root beer?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know it's root beer, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but it's part of my.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your snotty behavior.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. The reverse.

[Christy Lee]

Worse.

[Chick McGee]

Trying to be more a man of the people.

[Ace Cosby]

Earthy. Yeah, he's. He's a root beer.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think hillbillies say root down there.

[Ace Cosby]

In the root cellar?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Hold it. I think you're right.

[Ace Cosby]

I grow taters.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're a root vegetable tubers.

[Chick McGee]

No, you're ritzish.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, snow and I better get.

[Chick McGee]

My butts on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your butts. My God.

[Ace Cosby]

I prefer a root beer float. But that Coke float is delicious. Now, how about an orange soda float?

[Chick McGee]

Also good. Never had any.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never had any sort of float.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, Creamsicle is amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Never had.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never had a. Never had a float.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't want to float.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you would go like for it.

[Ace Cosby]

Why don't you want to float?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want to float.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like vanilla ice cream?

[Bob Kevoian]

I like vanilla.

[Christy Lee]

Come on, throw a little Pepsi, my man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here.

[Jeff Oskay]

A float.

[Pat Godwin]

We got to get your float today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is everybody else having a float?

[Tom Griswold]

We're having a float.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody else is having a fl.

[Chick McGee]

Let send Mike Mark out for float.

[Bob Kevoian]

As soon as he comes back from getting coffee. If he lives, we'll send him out for root beer.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't want to know what's floating in whatever it is Mark's bringing back right now. You want your coffee?

[Christy Lee]

You can use Pepsi in your float. You don't have to use Coke.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can make a. I'm well aware of how float works. I just don't care for it.

[Ace Cosby]

But I say you've never had one.

[Christy Lee]

You let it all melt and you mix it all up, and it's. You drink them.

[Ace Cosby]

Only vanilla ice cream. Cream.

[Chick McGee]

I agree with that also.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Absolutely.

[Ace Cosby]

Gotta make a mistake. Like. Like chocolate ice cream. Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Orange soda man.

[Jeff Oskay]

We've all.

[Pat Godwin]

We've all.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the.

[Chick McGee]

And the secret to the recipe is you want to have the ice cold Coca Cola from the fridge because that way the ice cream doesn't melt too fast.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure, yeah. You don't want to use the. You know what?

[Chick McGee]

He's hot.

[Ace Cosby]

Hot Coke from the deck. Yes, that deck Coke is.

[Christy Lee]

That's where we all keep our Cokes. Or on the deck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mike and R. Anything.

[Ace Cosby]

But he's right. You don't drink the ice cream.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're using the wrong Coke. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. It's a true fact. If you put warm Coke in the ice cream, it melts too fast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not a true fact.

[Chick McGee]

And the delight. And I disagree with Christy. You don't want to get to the part where you stir it all together.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love that part.

[Chick McGee]

You got to eat the ice cream with a spoon. And you want all of it. And you have to eat. You have to eat it quickly so you get one of those brain freeze headaches.

[Ace Cosby]

I want my ice cream bites. And I also want it to melt too. I want your experience.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, absolutely. You want the whole experience.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, enough talking about the important things in the world. Co float. We'll come back. We have Christy Lee, we have a harassment at the library. And we have Kostaki Economopoulos with our NFL report. I always look forward to that.

[Ace Cosby]

A couple weeks left of that and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry at the end of the talk.

[Chick McGee]

It's unbelievable, the hostility in here today.

[Ace Cosby]

He loves a good ribbing.

[Chick McGee]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact contact information you need at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

That's it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, you want to shut up? Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick McGee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff Oskar's here.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, there's Josh. Arnold. Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oscar. Looks like he's the watch captain down with the docks.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, I like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

Thomas staring at Jeff like he's never seen him before.

[Chick McGee]

Stevedore. Look, we're gonna check in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just wearing a knit hat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but he's got a flannel shirt on.

[Ace Cosby]

And have you Been outside?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah. He thinks everything. He thinks everything should be open. It's amazing how just unattached this guy is.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of attached. There we go. We got Kostakia Khanomopoulos joining us from Los Angeles.

[Ace Cosby]

He's letting the facial hair grow.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, gray beard, here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that.

[Ace Cosby]

Got a playoff beard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

What do you think, Thomas? Sort of giving me a hard time about being baby faced. I was like, all right, I grow beard. Beard in nine, ten days.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I was asking if you had one of those weird beards you see on the priests from the Greek Orthodox Church. They all. They all look like they're in. Like they're in ZZ Top.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Did you know this, Tom? The Greek priests are allowed to be married as long as they get married before they become priests. How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. A religion that has weird rules.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I mean, you can't be out there dating the parishioners, but if you're married and you become a priest, then, you know, know you're welcome to come.

[Ace Cosby]

You don't have to get a divorce.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Do they have to grow those beards or can. Can you?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Boy, I don't. Never seen one without a. I don't know. I don't know if that's a rule or just a unmentioned tradition.

[Christy Lee]

If you really wanted to become a priest and you couldn't grow a beard, you'd be in trouble.

[Bob Kevoian]

They just know it looks good, that's all.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a. It's a weird look.

[Bob Kevoian]

They rock it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, do any of the. Have any of the popes recently had. I mean, how funny would it be if Pope Leo grew like a stash? Can you imagine?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think that'll happen.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, right?

[Chick McGee]

Because why. But the same. I mean, it's possible we could have a president with a beard again in a few years, depending on how things go. If not likely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Speaking of the Pope and I hadn't mentioned this, but this seems like a perfect time to do it every time. There's every instance this century. 2005, 2013, 2025, a new pope's been elected. The Seahawks proceeded to win 13 games, claim the NFC's top East, top seed, and advance to the Super Bowl.

[Ace Cosby]

Weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. And this year's no exception.

[Ace Cosby]

Weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that weird?

[Chick McGee]

Because one would think the Bears would have prevailed with Chicago being a Chicago guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But. Yeah, that's. I wonder. Maybe that's a little. A sub topic, facial hair on religious figures. Because You. You don't see much.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't think that comes up in cocktail movies very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you hear the excitement? Just in this room for that topic. Let's dive in.

[Ace Cosby]

Someone would write a book.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I'm telling you, ideally, make a movie or a podcast.

[Chick McGee]

If Pope Leo grew like a handlebar mustache, like the guy in that show where they. They fix the motorcycles and make them all custom. What's that show?

[Ace Cosby]

Remember that thing, Choppers?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. Can you imagine if the Pope came out one day with a huge, big, white, thick stash? People would go nuts.

[Christy Lee]

There's something really wrong about this conversation. I don't know what it is yet.

[Chick McGee]

But all these religions have weird rules and no one the.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, there are usually reasons behind them that you haven't bothered to look at.

[Chick McGee]

I've looked and they're weird. All right, well, let's move forward here. Kosaki Economopoulos is a great stand up comedian and he's our NFL correspondent. And then there were two.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah. I'm so glad the Patriots finally got a break and made it to a Super Bowl.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, isn't that nice?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

One game this weekend was a Patriots win. The other was called by Tom Brady. Vomit. A Super bowl rematch. For the next two weeks, they're going to be replaying that clip of Malcolm Butler interception. Like there's a Pruder film right back to the left. The snow is crazy in Denver, so you couldn't see the field clearly at all.

[Ace Cosby]

It was like being a referee.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Snow is so thick, nobody could do anything. It was like the Raiders playing the Jets.

[Ace Cosby]

Ace is laughing very hard. He loved it. Funny. He loves it.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, have you seen Ace's beard? It's finally grown and it looks pretty good. I gotta. I gotta admit it. Are you.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are you gonna let your.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Are you. Is yours gonna keep growing, Kake?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Nah, I got gigs this weekend. I'll shave it in between.

[Bob Kevoian]

Between work.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I just let it go sometimes.

[Christy Lee]

I did find out why Greek Orthodox priests have beards.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, good.

[Christy Lee]

To emulate Christ and the apostles following ancient traditions that view unshaven hair as a sign of dedication to God.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I've never seen. I mean, I've seen that surfer Jesus that we see all the time. I've never seen Jesus with the big ZZ Top thing. Hey, is that. Is that Billy Gibbons or is that Christ the Lord?

[Ace Cosby]

All right, now I'm uncomfortable. Can we move on, please?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not me doing that. Okay. That wasn't me.

[Chick McGee]

I'M sorry, Kaki. Back to the end of. I hate watching those games when it's snowing like that. It's no fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some of the greatest games in the history of the National Football League even.

[Ace Cosby]

Had Joe Theisman explain why they're legit games.

[Chick McGee]

Yesterday it would be like if you threw Wesson oil on a bowling alley in the middle of a tournament.

[Ace Cosby]

When Joe Theisman explains something to you, don't you listen?

[Bob Kevoian]

The history of the national football. Some of the greatest games ever played in clement weather. No, not for Tom. Nope's right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Chick's right. You're right.

[Chick McGee]

Baseball has it right.

[Ace Cosby]

You know what, though?

[Chick McGee]

Starts raining, you call it a day.

[Ace Cosby]

You didn't have the guts. You didn't have the guts to say to Theisman yesterday, hey, you're wrong, pal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you're wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Football. Oh, he could tell from.

[Bob Kevoian]

What have you done lately?

[Chick McGee]

Snotty countenance and bad attitude. Joe likes talking to us because we get into the technical stuff. Like, would you please find out why baked potatoes are high on the list of snacks at Super Bowl.

[Bob Kevoian]

We asked you about this, Kostaki. The baked potatoes were the number one treat at super bowl parties. Some what? Some survey we found.

[Ace Cosby]

We were baffled.

[Chick McGee]

There was some stupid survey that we looked at. We found it again. I lost it somewhere, but I've never seen a baked potato.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Not a potato potato. Yeah, it doesn't seem like it moves around a party scene very well.

[Christy Lee]

But it was a baked potato potato bar. Not just the potato. You have to have all the fixings.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It does sound good, but it doesn't sound practical.

[Ace Cosby]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Most people have a bar at a Super bowl party with booze in it.

[Christy Lee]

Or nachos.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, the potatoes are in vodka form.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, now you're talking.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm sorry.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Snow games are fun, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

We know.

[Chick McGee]

I think they're stupid.

[Ace Cosby]

It.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It. This game was so white, it knew the names of all of Jeff Dunham's puppets. It was.

[Chick McGee]

That's a fine joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hang on, hang on. As we have in the past, Kustaki, what were some of the also rans for that? Oh, yeah, for that punchline. Okay, I gotta write a few. Okay, sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Good ones.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So white.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That game was so white it went to a TED Talk. Chick, that game, it could list the 10 favorite IPAs. It has white. That game was white, Chick. It recently got into Roman history and smoking meat. That's why that game was white. It still is really into Imagine Dragons. That game went colder than Kevin Spacey's career.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, Are we doing cold now?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a second.

[Bob Kevoian]

You switched.

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing to do with being white.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I ran out of white joke. I was rooting for the backup quarterback in that game. You know, as a long time, you know, somewhat known comic. I could relate. Right. I get to do what I love, but I'm not selling a lot of jerseys. You know what I'm saying?

[Ace Cosby]

I'm.

[Chick McGee]

I'm with you, Castell. I really wanted him to do well. He did well.

[Bob Kevoian]

He really hit me. Do well.

[Chick McGee]

He did well during the real game.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because he's such a backup quarterback.

[Chick McGee]

And then once it was he's just a nice guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

They should give him a spot on the team.

[Chick McGee]

It was a snowstorm.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a nice man. That's right. He's thrown for interceptions, but he's a nice guy.

[Chick McGee]

Why throwing it into the how are.

[Bob Kevoian]

You not the Browns coach? Huh? That's what you should do.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear about what the. What the Browns are doing?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They're making them do homework.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Joe Theisman without saying this is the dumbest effing idea in history said it was that.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, right. There's a lot of good coaching news right now. Mike McCarthy got another job. He's the new Steelers head coach. This guy's won more job interviews than playoff games. Levy on Bell does not like the Mike McCarthy choice. Because when I think of good decision making, I think of Le'Veon Bell.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Look to the Bell quick.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Find out what Le'Veon thinks we should do in Iran. Let's call it Todio Brown. And find out how to smooth things over with NATO. Let's. If Mike McCarthy took Leon's advice, he would sit around and not get paid for a year. Then take a job next year for less money on a worse team.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, thank you.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Leon blew it. Ted Bundy represented himself better. Packers offensive tackle Rashid Walker got arrested at LaGuardia for bringing a gun that wasn't licensed in New York. Remember, kids, never mix up your Wisconsin gun gun with your New York gun. Fernando Mendoza. There's another guy. There's another thing.

[Ace Cosby]

Who's super white.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

She looks like the son of Kirk Cousins and powder.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's white.

[Ace Cosby]

That's super white.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's a good thing the Raiders have Tom Brady involved so they know who to pick number one overall. Do we need Tom Brady in this job?

[Bob Kevoian]

Job?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Just every guy like it's Fernando Mendoza. Just pick them already. The NFL loves recycling head coaches. Getting fired is like a resume builder. Oh, you can't handle the drive thru at Wendy's come run our Burger King. Oh, the end of the season, the owners and coaches just put get together and have a 70s style key party. Like, oh, Sean McVeigh got the Lexus keys. He's, he's coaching for the Ravens this year.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

And Philip Rivers removed himself from consideration and the as the Bill's next head coach and everyone collectively wrote the same joke, he finally pulled out of something.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hey, if you want to keep Josh Allen safe, you don't hire a guy who's never used protection. That's no. That's no. Philip Rivers would have been an outside the box hire. Hey, a guy with 10 kids is almost never thinking outside the box. Good night, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Ace Cosby]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Kostakia Khan Ofopoulos on the road. Janesville, Wisconsin. Am I getting this right? Thursday evening at the Comedy Cabin this week.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm excited.

[Bob Kevoian]

One can only guess what the temperature is in Jamesville, Wisconsin.

[Christy Lee]

Bring everything warm you own.

[Chick McGee]

I did look.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I did look. That's late last night at the Chicago weather and on the day I arrive, it's scheduled to be be one one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yikes. It's not white. Something blue. Something blue will be the gonads, my friend. January 30th, that's Friday. It's Riverside, Iowa with the beautiful Riverside Casino. That'll be great.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's a great gig. That's a lot of tickets sold. And it's me and Han and Zany. That'll be a fun.

[Chick McGee]

And then coming up on Saturday, Quincy, Illinois at the one event venue you details on Facebook and Instagram. Kostaki spells it C O S T a K I. The only way to spell.

[Bob Kevoian]

And remember, they, they have one event there and they decided Kasaki.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was the one that was going to do it.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

One event, chick. You get the biggest name in comedy.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Damn right.

[Chick McGee]

You do great stuff, Kostaki. Very, very good. Are you going to the super bowl, by the way?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No, I'm staying home this year. Although the next two years LA and Atlanta are sort of, sort of begging for me to go. So we'll see.

[Chick McGee]

That makes sense since you live in LA and are from Atlanta.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Very good, very good, very good, very good. Well, thank you.

[Ace Cosby]

Man can connect dots.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, he sure can.

[Chick McGee]

Perhaps I was enlightening those in our audience, fans of Senor Economopoulos, how much money would we have to give you to keep growing the beard for the next year?

[Christy Lee]

Year.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hey, let's talk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's start the bidding.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I got nothing going I could be talked into it. You got 50 bucks? All right, let's do it.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Kostaki. Right now I want to say hi to my. Hi to my buddy Stephen Singer at Steven Singer Jeweler. Stephen was just here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Steve. Good man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he is.

[Chick McGee]

He is a good guy. He's got something going on. Of course, for Valentine's day at Steven Singer jewelers, especially the brand new sunset set rose. It's a rose that's dipped in 24 karat gold. There's one right there. Christy Lee's got it in her hand. Tell me about it. Christy Lee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I call it the ombre effect where it goes from deep dark purple up to orange, almost a yellow in the center to mimic a sunset.

[Bob Kevoian]

Doesn't Taffy Duck run into a guy named Nasty Canasta?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, in the old west.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he goes, what's your problem there? No, he calls him hombre. What's going on, Umber?

[Christy Lee]

But you know what I brought in because I love my at last bracelet. And you could wrap that around, makes a nice noise.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your rose. Oh, yeah, your rose. You could wrap it around that too. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Be nice.

[Chick McGee]

Stephen was saying that the big seller year round engagement rings thinking about getting engaged. Stephen's the diamond guy, of course. And you could have an engagement ring.

[Christy Lee]

That would tuck right in there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that'd be very nice. Very romantic. Now once again, to get the details, you go to ihatestevensinger.com There are a couple things you got to know. Everything, of course, guaranteed from Steven. He's got that great upgrade program. If you got some earrings last year, you want to make them bigger. That's easily done for full value. And free shipping. What free shipping? And let's see, Valentine's Day is kind of just around the corner and with the inclement weather, you might want to get this ordered today because things are going to be slowed down for the next few days because of all of the issues with about half the country. Country having some pretty serious issues with the roads, et cetera, et cetera. So I recommend going to I hate stephensinger.com and peruse the inventory. Lots of beautiful things for he and she, him and her, etc. Etc. So once again, it's I hate stephensinger dot com. Even some nice jewelry for doggies or doggy lovers, put it that way. Because Steven's a big dog guy with his beautiful little dog buddy. Now we're happy to return. I hope you're happy to come back with us. What I'm kind of upset about this one story.

[Christy Lee]

What story?

[Chick McGee]

My favorite airlines. I do not understand why they're doing this, but Southwest Airlines, today is the day.

[Christy Lee]

Big, big change.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Assigned seats.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's where to go, man.

[Jeff Oskay]

When I flew last week, they asked on Southwest, they asked the. What do you call the audience?

[Chick McGee]

Passengers?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, the flight attendant guy. They go. Because two people walk back and they're like, no, this is my seat. And he goes, no, that's your boarding number. And they go. And he. They go, are you excited to. He goes, it's nothing but a nightmare the way we do it now. I can't wait for a signed seat.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Oh, and the Freeman used to be free baggage.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's gone.

[Chick McGee]

That's gone.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Now you gotta fight for your overhead space.

[Ace Cosby]

It's always a lot better.

[Bob Kevoian]

It took six months to get to la.

[Ace Cosby]

Man wore a suit. On a plane.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can enjoy a.

[Chick McGee]

Smoke and a drink.

[Bob Kevoian]

They didn't let minorities travel. It was so white. I was on an airplane. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

All right, we're going to return term with these old guys. I like these guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jeff Hosk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. Good to see you, sir. Chick has made his super bowl pick already.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, yes, I have.

[Chick McGee]

Super Bowl 60, so that's what LV.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen the. No, it's lucky LX. LX.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen the. The logo?

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

I have not.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's floral.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if I care for it or not. I. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I'll have to look it up. But I'm with you on your pick.

[Bob Kevoian]

You like Seahawks to cover whatever point spread they come up with.

[Chick McGee]

And it's. What'd you say it was? Four and a half?

[Christy Lee]

Four.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right now.

[Chick McGee]

Four.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Minus the four.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Well, it should be very exciting. You've got a. Interesting situation with there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if you can see that from way over there. See that? It's very. Huh? It's yellow and. And teal and pink and the golden gates in it and. Oh, yeah. Lx.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now we're going to switch gears here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. No, no, no, no. It's fine.

[Pat Godwin]

I get it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're. You got things to do. I understand. I know it's a long show when it serves you. When it's not, you gotta. You gotta hurry up. You gotta. You gotta get.

[Chick McGee]

We could talk about a logo, but I haven't seen.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Jason, would you put up the super.

[Chick McGee]

Bowl logo for the Super Bowl 60.

[Bob Kevoian]

Put that. Put that up there so Tom can offer him LX.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Not XL. Don't.

[Chick McGee]

If you've got dyslexia, that'd be 40.

[Ace Cosby]

40.

[Chick McGee]

I hate Roman numerals. It's like you got into a math problem. No wonder the empire went down. It's too confusing.

[Christy Lee]

You think they got confused? They didn't know what year it was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now, Christy, what have you got going?

[Christy Lee]

Well, Southwest Airlines has officially switched over to assigned seats today. That's right. Customers on flights will have assigned seats and the option of paying more to get their preferred seat closer to the front of the plane or seats with extra leg room. An eight group boarding structure will replace the open seating system, with passengers now filing through two alternating lanes once it's time for their group to board.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Why did they just have one lane? I don't understand that.

[Chick McGee]

You know the best thing, though, about. I mean, I've always loved Southwest, but when you get on the plane and there's no one in the middle, and they shut the door and you realize, oh, this is glorious.

[Christy Lee]

Right? I get a middle seat.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got.

[Chick McGee]

I've got an empty middle seat next to me. I'm in the aisle.

[Ace Cosby]

But doesn't that also tell you what a human rights violation those seats are? Yeah, the fact that you just need.

[Christy Lee]

Hang on.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's true.

[Christy Lee]

Check this out. Under the new rule, travelers who do not fit within a single seats armrests will be required to purchase an additional seat in advance.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that's been happening.

[Christy Lee]

And refunds will no longer be guaranteed.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay. Yeah, I. Those. The planes suck. They need to make them a little bigger or remove a couple rows of seats.

[Jeff Oskay]

We had so few people on our Southwest flight that they made my brother move to the other side of the plane because it was throwing off the balance.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa. What? It's like a sailboat.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're like, no, we need some of you guys to move over there. You need to move back and watch.

[Ace Cosby]

If that had happened on a plane that my brothers and I were on and they asked me to move, I would still be getting texts and voicemails about how I was too fat to sit on one side of the plane with every. Have you been teasing your brother?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, since he had to move, they got. Gave him free drinks all flight and so actually I was quite jealous of my brother.

[Chick McGee]

Now I have only been on a plane that had an empty seat. Well, only a few times in the last couple of years.

[Ace Cosby]

It used to be semi frequent.

[Christy Lee]

You'd get that whole row by yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Well, what's the financial logic of Southwest doing this?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. They also ended their decades old bags fly free policy. They have a baggage fee now for a lot of travelers.

[Ace Cosby]

Now you got to pay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I. One thing that they should do is you have to prove your height in order to buy one of the extra. More legroom. There are guys, I've seen guys really, who have to sandwich their six. Six. And they have to sandwich themselves into some small row while there's a five. Two.

[Christy Lee]

Shut up, chick. I pay extra for that.

[Ace Cosby]

You shouldn't be allowed to. You really should not be allowed to.

[Christy Lee]

I got to sit up front. I get close. Claustrophobic. I get sick.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm not talking up front. I'm talking the extra leg room in the middle of the Southwest flights, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Emergency room.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tell me you're claustrophobic. I need a written note from your therapist.

[Christy Lee]

I'll get one.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know you're talking about the exercise.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, it's rough.

[Ace Cosby]

You're nuts. It's never comfortable. I don't believe you two skinny people.

[Chick McGee]

Just pay for one seat. I just want to know.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, what about the very thin can only pay half.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about the slight.

[Ace Cosby]

The waif section?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, like Christie could easily fit two. Christie's in one. One seat, Right.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know about that, but yeah, I. It'll be interesting to see how people react to the Southwest change.

[Ace Cosby]

I think it's gonna be a good thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think another airline will switch to the old Southwest model to no. Get their clients.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm pretty.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, sorry. I'm pretty sure. I've read the. That Southwest, by not charging for bags and now charging, they figured out they're going to make like over a billion dollars a year with the new change.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, then they have. I mean, do you still get two. Two bags, two carry ons or what do you.

[Christy Lee]

You Get a carry on and a personal item.

[Ace Cosby]

That's okay. So you're. You're only paying extra for extra bags.

[Christy Lee]

For a checked bag, but as a.

[Chick McGee]

Result, now everyone's carrying on.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Bags that, you know, they're cramming them in and they can barely get them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you seen Pat's travel bag? Pat's travel bag is about 6 inches by 6 inches.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't imagine.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's the tiniest bag you've ever seen. And he brings a week's worth of clothes in it. It's amazing.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know how he does it, but it looks so cute when you're.

[Ace Cosby]

Pulling that little tiny thing.

[Pat Godwin]

It's very fashionable.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen those? I've seen the commercial for it. I've never used it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your CPAP is in there too.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

You seen the commercial where they. They take this. This like, big plastic bag and they. And they suck the air out of it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Those vacuum sealers are cool.

[Chick McGee]

Does that work?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So when you. When you get to the place, do your shirts look like they've all been compressed into.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I've never used.

[Ace Cosby]

I've only seen people use them for, like, storage.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you think's gonna happen if they've been compressed like that?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, one thing could come out all wrinkled.

[Christy Lee]

I would think, probably.

[Chick McGee]

And I. I'm a. I'm a veteran of a lot of hotel iron, ironing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I thought you did iron.

[Chick McGee]

I do. I. Yeah, you love every.

[Bob Kevoian]

All things long.

[Chick McGee]

I was just ironing on my vacation. My ski trip.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds amazing.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Iron your ski clothes.

[Chick McGee]

No, I earned my regular clothes. I'm gonna go to a nice dinner wearing a wrinkled shirt.

[Jeff Oskay]

These jeans aren't gonna iron themselves, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't. I have to iron my jeans usually.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me tell you. If, of course, he has to iron his jeans.

[Jeff Oskay]

Irons his jeans.

[Bob Kevoian]

If he gets his jeans, jeans, tailored, he irons.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Point.

[Chick McGee]

It's hard having class.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thinking you have country singers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm doing this show for me and everyone listening to me. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm. So I want to know someone tell me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do those delusional.

[Chick McGee]

Is it worth buy. I've seen the TV commercial. Are those worth buying?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've seen the TV commercial.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

I've not owned one.

[Christy Lee]

Are you one wanting to travel with. Because once you get to the place and you use it, according to the TV commercial, to fit everything back in your suitcase because you don't have the.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can fit six suitcases worth of clothes in one suitcase or something.

[Chick McGee]

But Christie raises a great point. Then you've got to take this thing with you. How big?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because they're going to blow up. Once you open them up, you're going.

[Bob Kevoian]

To suck them again.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a road trip item. That's not a plane.

[Chick McGee]

Right, I see. Well, if you're on a road trip, what do you need to scrunch everything down for?

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Ace Cosby]

That's where they get you.

[Christy Lee]

Why are you taking so many clothes?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

I'm referring to other people in my family.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, I have.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have.

[Chick McGee]

I have teenage daughters.

[Christy Lee]

I got the core wardrobe thing down. You pick a color and then you stick with that color and then you mix and match and you're done. Easy.

[Chick McGee]

I've traveled with my, my, now, what is she, 18 year old daughter? She took enough stuff. It looks like she was aborting the Titanic for three days in Colorado.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope she had a big trunk. Yes, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

Even with wheels, I couldn't move that giant trunk.

[Christy Lee]

The big steamer trunks that they used.

[Ace Cosby]

To put on the boat like John Candy and plane strikes an auto. Yeah, you should try lugging this thing across New York City. Man.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to know if those were all to check it out.

[Ace Cosby]

Why don't. Why has nobody come up with the big and tall airline yet? Just do it where it's 10 rows of just fatties and tallies.

[Christy Lee]

You would have to pay a lot for that.

[Ace Cosby]

That's fine. That's fine.

[Christy Lee]

Well, why don't you just watch? You buy another seat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fly only first class or buy two seats.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I don't need two seats. But we all want them, right? Even Christy wants a middle seat. Empty. Sure you're not that fat.

[Chick McGee]

The disguise of obesity Air. Hey, fatso.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey.

[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome.

[Ace Cosby]

Fat fats up.

[Chick McGee]

Pan fried. I love the word.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Spanky Wilson, president of OB's.

[Chick McGee]

Like me. We gotta move.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gone are the days when you couldn't get your tray down.

[Chick McGee]

Want to bring a sandwich? Go for it.

[Ace Cosby]

But you won't need one because look.

[Bob Kevoian]

At this in flight menu we have.

[Chick McGee]

We have gravy cocktails.

[Ace Cosby]

You. You. You can now see the seat belt light is off. That means the buffet is open. There's no middle section at all. It's at the buffet.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's just a buffet down the middle.

[Pat Godwin]

We can't get up to 30,000. We can only climb to 5,000.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's our baked potato Bar.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

If you. If you look to the right, you'll see the lower part of the St. Louis Arch.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Cruising at an altitude of 400ft.

[Christy Lee]

It'll be interesting to hear how passengers react to this change because Southwest have been doing this for a long time.

[Ace Cosby]

In a way though, hasn't their system been semi antiquated? It's. They're the last of that.

[Chick McGee]

I always liked it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't mind it.

[Ace Cosby]

I didn't mind it either.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why did you like it? I. I find that surprising.

[Chick McGee]

I just thought it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was so. Because when you first class. Not at all.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. When I'm traveling with my family, sometimes there's 10 of us. So you know. Well, that's ridiculous.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's your fault.

[Ace Cosby]

You don't McAllister it and just have the kids in the back and while you and the misses Are up front first classing it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You want to run that by her?

[Ace Cosby]

She wouldn't love it or she'd run.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure. I don't want to spend any time with you, but. Yeah, I understand. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We always. We don't sit next to one another.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

On the same plane.

[Chick McGee]

Ideal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

No, across the aisle.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. And then you have a child on either side.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Then there'll be various.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many times do you say this? How many times? When you. When she says something, how many times did you do you say what? What are you talking about?

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Last time we traveled together, she goes, I am never traveling with you again.

[Christy Lee]

She said that?

[Ace Cosby]

The last.

[Christy Lee]

Last.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. She hates traveling.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. Because I understand. I like to get whatever you're.

[Chick McGee]

I would like to get there early. Like I wanted to get there really early. Early. Me too. She likes to get in the car when. If we make every light and there's no line of security, we'll get there as they're closing the door.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

That's just. No, just in general, everything I. I park in the wrong place. I. She would much rather I fly in a different flight. I'm not joking.

[Christy Lee]

When I was very a young dj, I went on a. My, like my first adult trip with a man, a dad date. And he bought the fl. He bought the flights and the tickets and the seats were across the aisle from each other. And I thought, you must hate me. He doesn't want to sit by me.

[Chick McGee]

I cried.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't understand that was a long trip.

[Chick McGee]

This is a great idea.

[Ace Cosby]

Now you see why you got.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's done nothing but improve.

[Chick McGee]

Did he jump off the balcony.

[Christy Lee]

He said, you get more. More room this way. I just had never thought. I always sat by someone, and I hadn't traveled much at this point in my life.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come across with the goodies, and then.

[Pat Godwin]

We'Ll hide me and we'll talk.

[Christy Lee]

Hurt my feelings.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you get wet? Not your eyes.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's that? Now she's crying again? I don't know. I don't care. At this point, I got no idea.

[Christy Lee]

Well, she's going to travel with you in next weekend, right? A couple weeks. Couple whatever.

[Chick McGee]

I forget. Yeah, Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I think we're going.

[Chick McGee]

I think we're on the same planes like royalty. She always forgets, y', all, that we do not get along while flying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just. Oh, yeah. There's no reason to put while flying on that side.

[Chick McGee]

One would think every decision I make is terrible.

[Ace Cosby]

They take separate planes, like the president and vice president.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe it's the silly things I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe silly.

[Chick McGee]

Whenever I walk by the second row, I look up and I go, to be. To be or not to be. Oh, that's 2A.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a fine.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a fine joke.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you think that's a good piece of business?

[Pat Godwin]

Come on, you got to keep that.

[Chick McGee]

Up for the kids. It's always funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a fine joke. Pat the kid, you explain how you're on this show.

[Chick McGee]

There's always some guy in first class going, get that guy out of here. Where were we? Oh, I know. Coming up, we have a little bit of a history lesson for you.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Right now it's time for kind of a French lesson lesson. How about that lesson? Rougier. Am I getting it right? It's Rougier. Okay, okay, okay. Rougiette is R, U, G I, E, T. What am I talking about here? Well, it's. It's a mint, but it does something very special. Fellas, stress from work got you down. You know what I'm talking about? I'm talking about in the bedroom. There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Co workers driving you crazy for situations like that.

[Chick McGee]

Doctors, of course, have made some great progress in that field. You got to help your body and your brain. So this is where Rougiet Ready comes in. Unlike other popular brands, Rougiet Ready is the next generation prescription treatment designed to increase blood flow and prime your brain for arousal. In the bedroom, you follow in me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here.

[Chick McGee]

It's a mint, but it dissolves under your tongue, it absorbs fast, and most men are ready in about 15 minutes. So you can stay in the moment with confidence and control. When that moment arrives, over 150,000 men have checked out Rougiet. Once again, it's R u G I E T. Getting started is simple. Rougette connects you with a physician online and your treatment ships directly and discreetly to your door. So once again, a prescription is required and that's how you get it. So for a limited time only, head to rougiet.com bob and tom and I'm going to spell it because it confused me in the beginning. It's R u G I e t. Rougier.com Bob and Tom 15% off. Be sure to mention our name so we get some credit and that we sent you there. We'd appreciate it very much. Rougiet.com r u g I e t rougier.com bobandtom rougiet get rug yet ready. It's time to take back your health. Individual results may vary. Rug yet ready is a compounded prescription that is not FDA approved. Visit rougiet.com for full safety information. Coming up, a little bit of history for you and Christy Lie. What have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have the most stolen items from hotel rooms. We need to talk about that. And this museum of personal failure has me intrigued.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the hotel room stuff is really funny. And there's some stuff on there that you would never in a million years think someone would steal. For example, the wastebasket.

[Christy Lee]

Come on, people.

[Chick McGee]

Talk about a dirt bag. Hey, I see you've got a Four Seasons wastebasket. I didn't know they sold goes. Oh, I stole it. Okay, thanks. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Our quiet hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

At the Silac Insurance news desk here. Someone who'll indulge me. There's Pat Godwin. There's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

You have your history ready there, buddy?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm just going to defend myself.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm busy. I'm telling Allman Brothers stories in the hallway.

[Chick McGee]

I was telling a story about one of my favorite musicians.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've got to Shut up about it. That's all there is to it.

[Chick McGee]

I was talking. I wasn't talking about to you. You were in the closet looking for some God knows what candy bar, and I was talking to Pat, a guitar player, and I asked him if he was familiar with the great guitar duet Little Martha from the Allman Brothers, because.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we had this discussion yesterday, if you remember.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, that's the first thing Pat said. I had the exact same discussion with him yesterday. He has my.

[Chick McGee]

I was talking to Alan, who was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Also in the room. Well, which was it? You don't even know who the hell you're talking to. You just want to hear yourself talk.

[Chick McGee]

No, I was just thinking, hey, look.

[Pat Godwin]

He'S passionate about the other brothers.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I'm just trying to tell the blender, hey, listen, you've never heard a Little Martha.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know what got into chick today. I don't understand.

[Chick McGee]

The great Tommy Emanuel and the great Mac McElli can play it by themselves. It's amazing. I'll show it it to you. You'll enjoy as an actual guitar player.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you got it dragged into this, but I apologize.

[Chick McGee]

You're fine. Boy, we don't we have to cram in history today?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we don't have time.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

If only the Almond Brothers have been up to something today.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of great musicians.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Here's someone only I've heard of.

[Chick McGee]

Born in 1756. They called. Called him Wad.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Wad?

[Ace Cosby]

Johnny Wad?

[Chick McGee]

No, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Wad. Well, that'd be WM. Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mozart starts with a D. We all know it.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Ace Cosby]

Also born today, the great Ivan Diesel. Dick. Of course, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know Dick.

[Ace Cosby]

Number one glockenspiel.

[Chick McGee]

No, you illiterate idiot. Dussel Dick invented a car. Oh, oh, sorry. Born in 1832. Lewis Carroll. Ooh, creepy guy.

[Ace Cosby]

I agree. I don't like any of that Alice.

[Chick McGee]

In the Wonderland stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very weird.

[Chick McGee]

Worshiping a little girl.

[Ace Cosby]

He also the Jabberwocky. That's odd too. Just a weirdo.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this guy had a bad day. 1850. Anybody knew who Edward Smith was? Born in 1850?

[Ace Cosby]

Is he the guy that took a railroad spike to the head?

[Chick McGee]

No, he's the guy that was the captain of the Titanic.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's right. Captain Edward Smith.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Listen up, fellas. I'm gonna take a break. Break? Send someone up there to the bridge to see what's going on.

[Ace Cosby]

Man, he did trust those guys in the crow's nest a little too well.

[Christy Lee]

He went down with his Ship.

[Ace Cosby]

He did the right thing, didn't he?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he did.

[Ace Cosby]

That's what you do.

[Christy Lee]

That's what you do as a captain.

[Ace Cosby]

Now, Tom, if you're. If you're captaining a small vessel, you start to sink or you stay at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you know what he's doing? It's Chick's fault. I'll see you later.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm getting off the ship. Yeah. I'm not going to be standing there in my full heavy wool suit saluting as we go under.

[Ace Cosby]

You would have. You would have jumped into one of those life and just lowered.

[Chick McGee]

Dressed as a woman.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know this is a mighty heavy beard I have. Thank you, young man. He's giving me his seat. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. I don't know who these people are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, okay, hang on. The people that you don't know who they are.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. James Cromwell, a great actor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wonderful, amazing actor.

[Ace Cosby]

That'll do, Pig.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that guy, LA Confidential.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that. Oh, he's great.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

John. John Witherspoon, 6ft.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, funny. Is anybody amazing?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's been in here.

[Ace Cosby]

He's in Friday and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know he was. There's a picture of you with him right over there. I just saw him born in 19. Happy birthday, John.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I don't think an older black man, he thought, oh, that's John.

[Jeff Oskay]

He died.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's more the year before.

[Ace Cosby]

Handful of a little longer maybe, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's Franco Harris. Okay, I saw it.

[Ace Cosby]

That's all I know, man. John Witherspoon was funny.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I've worked with him a couple of weeks.

[Ace Cosby]

He is so funny. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

And up until I want to say like 2019, 2018, he was doing Polaroids. He would sell Polaroids with fans. And I talked to his manager, whoever is road, and I said, man, where do you get the film? And he's like, we. The special ordering that has to take place for us to still get Polaroid.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I bet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

So, yeah, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Nick Mason and you know, you know who that guy. Very good, very good.

[Ace Cosby]

It looks like Eric Idol a little bit. A little bit.

[Chick McGee]

1956. Mimi Rogers.

[Christy Lee]

Tom Cruise.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I read an article.

[Chick McGee]

I read an article about her. It was a real unsubscribing to the Scientology Weekly magazine.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, they want to keep you around, don't they though?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look us in the COVID again.

[Christy Lee]

This is before his Scientology.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday. Frank Miller, He's.

[Ace Cosby]

He did 300 and Sin City. He's a graphic artist.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, graphic novelist.

[Bob Kevoian]

Comic book Watchmen.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, he's not Watchman.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. Okay. What's weird about. I Love this guy. 1959. Chris Collins Collinsworth.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Something odd about his name. Chris Collins C R I S. Yes, very good. There's. He. There's no H. Isn't that weird?

[Jeff Oskay]

That was.

[Christy Lee]

That was weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's no H. It's Chris C R I S. What the hell is that all about?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

What is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

That is so weird. Did you. Hey, did you guys hear that Chris Collinsworth doesn't have an H in his name.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Chick McGee]

No. He famously lost it with a high school injury. Injury.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's all he had got.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Alan Cumming. All that he is. Well, depends on 465.

[Ace Cosby]

He wasn't Charlie's Angels.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wonderful guy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

I love Alan. Coming.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday. Comedian Patton Oswald. Patton named his kid Lee Harvey.

[Ace Cosby]

Lee Harvey Oswald was a bold move for the.

[Chick McGee]

That Rosamund Pike.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, she's a. She was in Gone Girl.

[Christy Lee]

She's good. Good actress. You know if you saw her.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, she. No, he wouldn't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that Connie Stevens?

[Chick McGee]

Finally, on this date, in 1880, Thomas Edison patented the light bulb.

[Ace Cosby]

Boy, before he patented the light bulb, when you had a good idea, what showed up above your head?

[Christy Lee]

A candle wick.

[Chick McGee]

Good question. Thank you very much. We are going to return.

[Bob Kevoian]

How does that make you feel? Josh? Tom said. Good question.

[Chick McGee]

I guess it wouldn't be. It wouldn't be history without 67. The Beatles signed with EMI. You're welcome, Pat. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey. There's Jeff Oskay. That's right. There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

Wolfgang. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But what a name. Wolfgang.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, Wolfgang's a great name.

[Chick McGee]

Amazingly enough, Wolfgang's out there more than just him. Yeah, his. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's father was named Eddie.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Really. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

A shout out to Eddie Van Halen.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Mozart's dad invented that thing where you. You take your finger.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That whammy thing where you tap the guitar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Uhhuh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Nobody did it before then.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

They're redoing Amadeus.

[Christy Lee]

Are they really?

[Ace Cosby]

It's like an eight part show or something.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that was a great movie.

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful. Oh, yeah. I love.

[Ace Cosby]

I hope Rock Me Amadeus is the theme song.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope they want it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, if Baz Luhrman makes it, it'll.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be N. You can't replace F. Murray Abraham.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, I know that's a. That's a tough.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You know, one of people often ask what guests surprised you the most? And it would be. He was the nicest guy. And because I was terrified of him. F. Murray Abraham from.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. You'd almost think he was humorless. Unfairly. You would think that.

[Chick McGee]

You know, he's great.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But terrific guy.

[Ace Cosby]

He's still.

[Chick McGee]

He's still around. He's on the White Lotus. The White Lotus.

[Ace Cosby]

Tom, who's your favorite actor or actress whose first name is. Is an initial. Like you've got your.

[Chick McGee]

You get your F. Lee Bailey.

[Christy Lee]

Like M. Not an actor.

[Chick McGee]

If you saw him with O.J. that's an act.

[Ace Cosby]

You've got your M. Emmett Walsh. You've got your.

[Chick McGee]

This is a good question. And then that. That may be number one, Right?

[Ace Cosby]

Your CCH Pounder.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's great.

[Ace Cosby]

She is great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a good question. Pat, your thoughts?

[Pat Godwin]

I can't think of anybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't think of anybody who starts with an initial.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm going. Emma Walsh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

For newscasters, I'd go with a. Martinez. He does a very nice job. Ah, what a weird first name, though. A.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's an actor. A Martinez.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, his parents were Fonzie fans.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who is this? Who's a news anchor with a Martin? I've never heard of this.

[Chick McGee]

He's an NPR guy. He's good, though. Oh, well, let's see. Are there any others?

[Ace Cosby]

Is no rabbit.

[Pat Godwin]

Starts with an initial, starts with his.

[Chick McGee]

Name is A. Oh, nope, got nothing.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, LL Cool J is an actor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, he was an H. And B.

[Chick McGee]

You got Aunt B.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that doesn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not. That's not the right answer at all.

[Jeff Oskay]

T.J. miller. He was on yeah, yeah, yeah, a.

[Ace Cosby]

Couple days or whatever the hell that Silicon Valley.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, whatever they slapped together. Didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't he get kind of derailed there for A minute.

[Jeff Oskay]

I called in a fake bomb threat to an airline, but other than that, he's doing all right.

[Christy Lee]

He's rebounded a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Yikes. That's serious business.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think his flight was running late.

[Ace Cosby]

So there it was. A train. Yeah. Oddly enough, it's rain fight with a girlfriend.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, we'll move on here. Christie, we barely have time for any news here. What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

There's new data that shows which items are stolen the most frequently from hotel rooms.

[Chick McGee]

Do you want to go around the room guessing?

[Christy Lee]

Are we going to guess? We have to guess.

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, the one of them is obvious.

[Bob Kevoian]

They are. The most obvious is towels. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What. What else do you got?

[Ace Cosby]

I bet a shower curtain has been stolen.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

I'm just guessing. I. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What hotels have shower curtains?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna.

[Christy Lee]

There are some that still have shower curtains.

[Bob Kevoian]

What hotel?

[Pat Godwin]

The ones that you put us up in.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, is this. Is this the one where Janet Lee is staying?

[Ace Cosby]

The Bates Motel?

[Bob Kevoian]

The Bates.

[Chick McGee]

Shower curtains.

[Christy Lee]

There are shower curtains? Curtains in hotels?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they got to be disgusting.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about a hair blower?

[Christy Lee]

Hair blowers on here? Hair dryer. Yeah, curtain was not on there.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay. What about a mattress?

[Jeff Oskay]

Has anyone walked off with a whole mattress?

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't say mattress.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, a tv. Somebody steal the tv? Probably.

[Christy Lee]

No, no tv.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's usually screwed down.

[Chick McGee]

But what's weird is on this list, most pilfered items.

[Christy Lee]

Not just something on this list.

[Chick McGee]

Remote controls.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I wonder if that's an accident. Accident?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they. How would that work?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Can you. I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are some that. Universal remotes.

[Ace Cosby]

But I'll take the batteries out of the remotes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure, sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's just good business, right?

[Pat Godwin]

You're paying for that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I took the batteries enough out of my remote controls. The various stays around this great country.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm paying 39 bucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm taking the batteries two years ago.

[Chick McGee]

You're paying 39? Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I gotta go.

[Ace Cosby]

That room has a shower.

[Chick McGee]

And does it come with the. The little comb and the stuff to get rid of the crabs?

[Jeff Oskay]

$39. That bathroom's down the hallway.

[Chick McGee]

Like, you're sure. So, Christy, what is on the list?

[Christy Lee]

Number two. Bathrobes. Those are the hotels that Thomas stayed.

[Bob Kevoian]

But they don't. They automatically charge you.

[Chick McGee]

They've got your credit card if you take the. Well, some of them have a little sign going. Feel free to take the bathrobe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And that's. You read the Vibrant. It's $600.

[Ace Cosby]

What about lamps?

[Christy Lee]

Lamps are on here. Good guess.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Clock radios?

[Christy Lee]

No. Light bulbs are on there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Light bulbs? Sure.

[Ace Cosby]

That's just like taking the batteries out of the remote.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Iron is on here. Ace. Very good.

[Ace Cosby]

Boy. Who wants a hotel iron? And Tom's half full of sand, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Here's a tip. If you're like me and I. As I mentioned, I do a lot of ironing at hotels. I'm Matter of fact, a tip.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you.

[Chick McGee]

If you have a hotel iron, take a. Take a towel out and test it. Because sometimes if you hit the steam thing.

[Ace Cosby]

Rusty residue.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You'll. Yeah. I. I turned when I was in a white shirt. Looks like it had. Had.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You know, shard had been.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I was in Aruba, I. I ran into the best. Best iron I've ever used in my entire life. And I immediately bought one for my house.

[Ace Cosby]

But you didn't steal it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't steal it. No, I did not.

[Christy Lee]

Other items included hangers, toiletries. Toiletries, pillows.

[Ace Cosby]

You know what I would be tempted to steal if I got room service? Those silver lids.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Two or three of those home. Just for fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just to show off to the lady.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here you go.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Put it over your crotch.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Dinner is served. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dinner is served. I'd like more than a snack, Josh.

[Ace Cosby]

Stop making fun of the size of my channels.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's hurtful.

[Christy Lee]

Pens, dishes, water.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute now. Pens.

[Ace Cosby]

That's not theft.

[Christy Lee]

That's not a big.

[Ace Cosby]

That's. They.

[Christy Lee]

They use promotion of them, don't they?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they got their name on them.

[Christy Lee]

And toilet papers on here.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I believe that.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure love to get some of this sandpapery yet super thin toilet paper in my house.

[Christy Lee]

There's one. Ice cube trays.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. Some of your sweet type things.

[Christy Lee]

Really? Bottle openers, wine bottles and other food items. So there you go.

[Chick McGee]

And at the bottom of the list. Trash can cans.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Who steals a trash can?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you wonder if something happened and.

[Christy Lee]

They times are tough. Oh, yeah. Maybe they threw up in.

[Bob Kevoian]

I sharted in the trash can. It was me.

[Ace Cosby]

Sorry about sharding in the trash.

[Chick McGee]

Is the coffee machine on there?

[Christy Lee]

No, coffee machine wasn't on there.

[Jeff Oskay]

So disgusting.

[Ace Cosby]

No one will even steal it.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I. I just use it to clean my underwear.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, we had that story about 40 years ago.

[Christy Lee]

One flight attendant said she cleaned her pantos, which no one wears.

[Bob Kevoian]

Broke through. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

She said all flight attendants no put their Put their panos in those coffee machines to sterilize them.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're not telling us anything we haven't imagined that you're here in the first place.

[Chick McGee]

The trick to. To towels, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You get onto the pool.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't like this trick of yours. I think it's rude. Up.

[Chick McGee]

Load up on towels.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

That is rich rude. You're only supposed to take two towels per person.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why do you load up on towels? What are you doing in your room? You need 10 towels, right?

[Christy Lee]

You only need two showers, eight times a day. And he has to have a clean towel every day.

[Ace Cosby]

One to dry your body, the other to clean up the buffalo sauce. When you get room service.

[Chick McGee]

I told you about my buddy, that he'll go into a hotel and he gets a huge stack that goes down to the pool. Then he makes it. Then he makes a tray trail from the bathroom to the bed so his feet never have to touch.

[Bob Kevoian]

He only has seven shirts.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, that's a different. That's a different lunatic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're close to being right there with them.

[Chick McGee]

I like to steal, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

I club people who act that way drive you crazy.

[Chick McGee]

I like to steal the lifeguard on duty sign. No life. No lifeguard on duty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then when you read a sign that says on duty, do you giggle because you think it's poop? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You think you want to sit in a reg seat?

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious? I've never in my life thought that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, that's what we're working with.

[Ace Cosby]

Lifeguard on duty.

[Bob Kevoian]

He walks on a plane and he goes past the rose and he goes to be or not to be and laughs like a lunatic.

[Ace Cosby]

Kind of like this.

[Chick McGee]

I've got. Got to entertain the people.

[Ace Cosby]

Excuse me, do you have a lifeguard on duty? We sure do. Well, why don't you get him a clean seat?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

There you go.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm gonna try.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Niko Sports, sports. Coming up, Christy, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we'll talk about that personal failure museum. We have Sydney Sweeney and her lovely assets in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Her protruding attributes, I believe they're very nice. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

And a Chuck E. Cheese update.

[Chick McGee]

All right. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Q95.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just delirious from him. Can't take it. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

You're. You're welcome.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

This is, I think, Chick, your favorite quote of the morning. Completely out of context. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Ace Cosby]

Chick Begi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, are you sure?

[Ace Cosby]

You see a guy on Jeopardy. And it's Final Jeopardy. And it's a fairly easy, easy Final Jeopardy. Like almost shockingly easy, that they're doing it and the person gets the answer wrong. Are you a yell angrily at the TV or laugh at the fool kind of guy?

[Chick McGee]

First of all, Final Jeopardy. Is usually so hard.

[Ace Cosby]

Right. But in this case, case it's something that you should have, that person should have gotten.

[Chick McGee]

Those people are so great at that. I do not.

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you for playing the game.

[Chick McGee]

No, I know I don't. I'm amazed at the stuff those people know.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they, they're always kind of a trick to them. Like there's some wordplay in the clue.

[Ace Cosby]

There are a lot of context clues.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, very much.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Because sometimes I don't know the answer, but a context clue will give it away.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll give it away.

[Chick McGee]

Away.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, how do you feel about Red Hot Chili Peppers? Tom, your thoughts?

[Ace Cosby]

Boy, that song can never be played again. And I'll be fine.

[Chick McGee]

You don't like that one?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't like giving away.

[Chick McGee]

No, I enjoy that one very Much.

[Bob Kevoian]

You, I like under the Take Me to the Place.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I like that one, too.

[Chick McGee]

Not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can sing better than him.

[Ace Cosby]

That's why I like you call him Anthony Off Kes, don't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, that's funny, Oscar.

[Ace Cosby]

Are you a Chili Peppers guy?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The naked. Did you see what Flea was playing bass at the Rock and Roll hall of Fame induction recently for the Sly Stone tribute? It was great. But they were naked. At Woodstock 99, I think flea was totally naked. Absolutely naked. Had sneakers on, but that was it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bob Kevoian]

Holding the bass in front of him, but he was absolutely bucket naked.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, like them or not, they've stayed relevant, haven't they?

[Pat Godwin]

They had hits. They work hard.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I just gave my daughter the Uplift MOFO party plan CD by them because I came across my old CDs and her car is the only one with a CD player. So now she has all the old music.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, very good. Very good. Now, Christy Lee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, here you go. Here. Here's some Chili peppers. Can I play this on right? Is that okay?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, go, go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember.

[Chick McGee]

Are you having a seizure over there?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, that's how Anthony used to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right. You remember. Suck My Kiss.

[Chick McGee]

Le a great basement.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

He's very good.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't he like a high school trombone or. Or sousaphone player or something?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even this.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is your social situation missing a boar? You can hire Tom to come in and. I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Oh, well, did you know?

[Chick McGee]

I'm asking.

[Ace Cosby]

He was first chair trumpet.

[Christy Lee]

We hate the average pepper fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Real name, Arnold Worthe.

[Chick McGee]

No, I think it's. I think band nerds everywhere want to know that one of them can become ultra hip and great.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you know he owns his own brand of loom?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not kidding. Amazing.

[Ace Cosby]

These guys didn't believe me, but. What are you reading?

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to find out what he played in high school.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. We don't care.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, sorry. What have you got, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Actress Sydney Sweeney could face possible criminal charges for hanging her bras on the famous Hollywood sign.

[Bob Kevoian]

Criminal charges?

[Ace Cosby]

Hanging her bras?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. She and a team of other people snuck up to an area scaling the iconic sign at night, where they're string up a clothesline of bras around the letters of the sign.

[Ace Cosby]

You got to go to the two 0s. Yeah, the two 0s.

[Bob Kevoian]

That seems incredibly fitting for.

[Ace Cosby]

But this is crazy illegal, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. The stunt was aimed at promoting a launch of her new lingerie line.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She allegedly had permits to shoot shoot photos at the Hollywood sign, but not touch or climb on the landmark. The chair of the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce told TMZ it's investigating the matter to determine whether police should be involved. I don't know if we have.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you have to pay them to even have it in a photograph?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't at least have to have a permit. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

So I can. There's nothing gonna happen to her, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Give me a break.

[Christy Lee]

We're talking about it, so.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean, she has a lingerie line. People would probably much rather see her brassieres hanging from her chest than from the Hollywood sign.

[Christy Lee]

That's kind of funny. I mean, when you see the putting.

[Chick McGee]

Two Ds in Hollywood, but you wouldn't.

[Christy Lee]

Be able to see it.

[Chick McGee]

Ample bosom, I believe, is the operative phrase for her. Is that correct?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. She's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have an answer for Flea and what instrument he played in high school?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no. I, I, I dropped it because I could tell you guys didn't care.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, but that never stopped you before.

[Chick McGee]

I was trying to help band nerds everywhere feel good about themselves.

[Ace Cosby]

By calling them band nerds?

[Chick McGee]

They call themselves band nerds?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, you weren't a band nerd, were you?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You were in the football team.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Very manly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the band nerds, well, that's where all the cool stuff was happening on the band, I can tell you that.

[Ace Cosby]

Allison Hannigan taught us that, didn't she?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah. This one time at band camp, she took a. She took a flute.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Ace Cosby]

I remember seeing that opening night American Pie. And when that line was delivered, I mean, it was like the bomb went off. Yes, I. Popcorn flying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Think of that. No. No one had ever put anything like that in a movie ever.

[Ace Cosby]

It was just so out of nowhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

And perfect and her sweet little face.

[Christy Lee]

And her voice and at band camp. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't you miss that about theaters? Going to. I mean, a huge crowd and something like that happens, and you just remember that moment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I get. I think the last movie I saw like that and didn't know any, didn't expect anything, was Ferris Bueller. I saw that in the theater, and I loved it, obviously, but you didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Know what was coming.

[Bob Kevoian]

Packed theater, and it was just amazing.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I remember Tom told you, Told me one time you go, yeah, I had just got gotten off a plane And I had some time in this and I went and saw a double feature. It ended up being Airplane and the In Laws. And you go, you go. I was overjoyed.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

That's too much laughing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the In Laws holds up too.

[Chick McGee]

That's really the original In Laws. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever see the second version of that they made?

[Pat Godwin]

It has its place, man. It's not too bad.

[Ace Cosby]

It's not terrible.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I don't know why they would have remade it, but they.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

It's. Yeah. It's not awful.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's some scenes that. Well, it's. It's. It's fine. What's the other one that they had a really unfortunate remake of, I'm forgetting.

[Ace Cosby]

But there have been some rough ones, haven't there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A flea, by the way, played trumpet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Tom, very much.

[Ace Cosby]

He put a sock on it.

[Chick McGee]

And he also played tuba, but it's says short lived.

[Bob Kevoian]

Short lived.

[Chick McGee]

Tuba. Yeah. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Librarians.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

Does he still have his trumpet or did he give it away?

[Chick McGee]

Well, much like George Harrison. George Harrison with the rosewood.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, Pat was just doing a joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Pat wasn't trying to remind you of George Harrison.

[Chick McGee]

Or he was doing a callback to.

[Ace Cosby]

Give it Away, Joe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give it away.

[Chick McGee]

Give it away.

[Tom Griswold]

Give it away.

[Ace Cosby]

Give it away.

[Chick McGee]

George gave away the rosewood.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Telecaster. Anything.

[Christy Lee]

Librarians around the country are sounding the alarm, saying they are experiencing. Experiencing.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you're right.

[Christy Lee]

Experiencing a surge of fetishists.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. How do you feel about the term coinky dink?

[Ace Cosby]

I. I'll accept. I don't mind it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I don't mind it at all. Hey, that's a coinky.

[Ace Cosby]

It needs to stay underused though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't want a guy using it every day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Ace Cosby]

How do you feel about somebody finishing their sentences with capiche?

[Bob Kevoian]

I hadn't thought of it. I like it. I'm going to start. Capiche?

[Christy Lee]

People that have a librarian fetish are causing them hassles at work, man.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

According to the New York Post, a sizable proportion of librarians in the US have been harassed by people making obscene phone calls.

[Bob Kevoian]

How you doing?

[Christy Lee]

Some. Are you using Reddit to warn fellow librarians of so called kinksters who pose as ordinary library patrons or they begin making inappropriate demands while, quote unquote, getting off.

[Jeff Oskay]

Could you tell me about the Dewey Decimal System?

[Ace Cosby]

Nothing gets me going like those kind of.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's Thomas Dewey.

[Chick McGee]

Bigoted.

[Ace Cosby]

Dewey.

[Chick McGee]

Take a swipe of this Stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pretty moist, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Well, apparently Colin asked to have something read aloud to them while they pleasure themselves.

[Chick McGee]

Creeps.

[Christy Lee]

According to findings via the American Libraries Association, 75% of public and academic librarians have reportedly been violated by patrons as well as their co workers while on the clock.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you're. You're a librarian.

[Chick McGee]

So a lot of this is like someone will call on the telephone and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, that's usually where you make.

[Chick McGee]

A call, but I mean, as opposed to being in person. Yeah, because aren't the computers at some libraries? Isn't that a problem?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, poor people watching porn.

[Chick McGee]

People go online. And I would.

[Ace Cosby]

Boy, in this case, these are guys who want librarians. They. I mean, I wonder. You wonder if nurses also get phone calls every now and again. Just give me any nurse, please. My God, please.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and they pretending to have some kind of a medical issue?

[Bob Kevoian]

Could be.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, do you guys like it when a woman reads a book to you aloud?

[Ace Cosby]

No. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Only for mouths full. Am I right?

[Ace Cosby]

Everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Try to read it. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Yes. Every man goes on a date and gets into that bed, and the first thing what they want to hear is, may I read to you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you read?

[Jeff Oskay]

Good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good night, moon. Good night.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently there are guys who enjoy that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Good night, window.

[Christy Lee]

Good night, moon. A pop up museum opening in Vancouver, Canada, is celebrating failure. It's called the Museum of Personal Failure.

[Ace Cosby]

Now, if it doesn't fall down in the first two hours, what do they do?

[Christy Lee]

It features artifacts submitted by the public and each representing a mistake, loss, or unrealized dream in one's life. It was created by Burnaby resident Evan Collins, who says the idea grew out of a personal heartbreak.

[Ace Cosby]

They call him Burnaby Collins.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, what are the odds? Burnaby, and his name is Collins.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You gotta go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Someone has to hit that with him. What is that, a 1970s Barnabas Collins shadows?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, don't you dare go Dark Shadows. Greatest.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not disputing your claim that it's good. I just. It wasn't that 70s era.

[Christy Lee]

It was in the mid-70s. He put up posters reading Failures wanted, and submissions quickly poured in, including, this is the obvious, a wedding dress from a failed marriage, broken knives that never worked, rejected letters, and unfinished creative projects.

[Chick McGee]

What kind of a loser would apply for a job there and not get it?

[Ace Cosby]

You didn't get the job, but may we hang up your resume?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thank you very much, Christy. Right now, let's talk cars. Christie's our car lady, and you are the proud driver of a Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Check local listings. We had a little bit of snow in our area. My driver mode. Snow.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have a snow mode on your Hyundai?

[Christy Lee]

I sure do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I got to work yesterday. Got to work today. I have an incredibly steep driveway. No problem. Nope.

[Bob Kevoian]

As Tom says, you breezed right in.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks to my guy and my Hyundai.

[Chick McGee]

Hyundai's got something cool up there. Another Hyundai Palisade hybrid with an EPA estimated hundred and. Excuse me, 619 miles of range. That's important to get correct. 619 miles of range on the Hyundai Palisade hybrid. Also, of course, they've got some class leading interior space as Christy Lee pointed out. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The Palisade will seat seven. They have the beautiful capstan's chairs in the second row, then the third row of power seat if you need it. If you don't, you can use it for cargo. It's a great car.

[Chick McGee]

It's a great car. The captain's chairs in the back seat. The motto is no cleats on the seats so the kids don't have to climb over the back seat to get to that third seat. A smart move.

[Christy Lee]

And David's a wonderful product.

[Chick McGee]

Find out more. Hyundai USA.com that's Hyundai H Y U N D A I Hyundai USA.com or call 562-314-4603 for more details. Once again, 619 EPA estimated on the, on the Palisade hybrid from Hyundai. An amazing amount of range on that great car. So coming right back, we have what, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have a Chuck E. Cheese update. We have some dogs, dogs that actually are eavesdropping on you.

[Chick McGee]

This is a great story for a dog owners.

[Christy Lee]

Dog owners, listen up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Sometimes you think your dogs are listening. They've proven with a scientific experiment that your dogs are hearing more than you might think. Wow. Yeah, that's right. A little conspiracy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Channel show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Got a little something for those of us that were here with us three and a half hours ago.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, good.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this ought to be good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go on.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, if you started it. No, no, no. You. You asked for this, and I forgot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

But we got it here for you right now, ladies and gentlemen. That's right, Christy Lee.

[Bob Kevoian]

He asked for it four hour callback, four hours ago. Why don't we have Italian music?

[Christy Lee]

Because I'm going to Italy with Colette Travel, and we'd love for you to join us.

[Chick McGee]

See, Christy's taking a bunch of folks to Italy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And I was trying to find the proper music, and I. I thought I had some, but I did not.

[Christy Lee]

Let's go to Rome and Venice, Tuscany, Milan, to be a wonderful trip.

[Ace Cosby]

Join. Just realize this song is also it's now or Never by Elvis.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's now.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, he's just doing that, Solomon.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that. Dreadful, dreadful.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you guys know he was just doing that?

[Pat Godwin]

We do now.

[Chick McGee]

Terrible.

[Ace Cosby]

I had no idea he was just doing that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does solomia mean us now or never?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Because that means me alone, right?

[Ace Cosby]

I think so. I'm so alone with my bologna.

[Bob Kevoian]

With my spaghetti and my garlic bread. Right.

[Chick McGee]

So for tomorrow, Christy, if you want to plug your trip to Italy, you've got it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

With your friend Colette, you can.

[Christy Lee]

It's actually with Colette Travel.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

My friend Colette might be on the trip, though. She's thinking about going.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe that'll cheer her up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

She's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's crying.

[Chick McGee]

Can people go by themselves?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I have two girlfriends right now that are going.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can Josh and I go by ourselves?

[Christy Lee]

You can room together if you'd like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, we don't.

[Ace Cosby]

Solo homo. And that, by the way, that was, ah, solo. I was.

[Bob Kevoian]

I realized, Well, we were almost done for butt play before an incident, and here we are.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you can go as a single. It's fun. Come join us, won't you? Hey. New research out there shows some dogs. Can learn new toy names by eavesdropping on their owners. For the study, 10 highly skilled dogs watched their owners hold a new train and talk to another person about it. Like this little, you know, like, look at this little alpaca.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did you see this little alpaca? And then they go and put it in another room.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna crap in the corner.

[Christy Lee]

And they were told to go retrieve that specific toy from a pile. The research marks the first evidence that a specific group of dogs were able to learn labels from overhearing interaction.

[Ace Cosby]

So what?

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Ace Cosby]

They didn't look at the dog and go, hey, this is alpaca.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

And then put it there. They just tell them.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

They handled it and then put it on the podcast.

[Christy Lee]

A pile of toys and said, this isn't. And then they told the dog, go get the alpaca, I'll go get the.

[Bob Kevoian]

One that smells the freshest of you.

[Ace Cosby]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, maybe. I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

That's pretty cool though.

[Chick McGee]

But I, I would think the experimenters would not do it. That's a good point, Chick, but I'm not sure. Didn't they just.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how.

[Chick McGee]

Just about the, the sound of the word. And the dog picks up which, which one of the toys has.

[Christy Lee]

Do your dogs know your toy. Their toys by name? Like, if I go, go get the ball, she'll bring. He'll bring the ball back.

[Chick McGee]

Really? They, they can delineate between a dog.

[Christy Lee]

One of my dogs can. The other dog.

[Ace Cosby]

Is there also a chance the dog is just bringing back the new toy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, could be.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, like if you, if you were saying, hey, I got this new alpaca for the dog, I can't wait for him to play with it. And then you went, put it there. And then you told the dog, hey, go get the ball. Would it come back with the new toy? Because it wants to check out the new toy.

[Chick McGee]

I have found that you never want to give your PIN number in front of your dog.

[Ace Cosby]

No, man.

[Chick McGee]

Because, you know, they hook up with your nine year old daughter, the next thing you know, money flying out of.

[Ace Cosby]

Your account for milk bones and Barbies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't Steve Martin have the bit where his cat ordered half a million dollars worth of cat toys or something on his credit card? Remember that?

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe I got home, there were half a million dollars with a cat toy.

[Chick McGee]

There are degrees of intelligence, obviously, of dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Just like stupid people.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A friend of mine has one of those dogs that almost graduated from being a helper dog. Just, you know. Oh, darn it.

[Christy Lee]

Usually those dogs are too friendly. They want to be. That's how they flunk out. Because.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. They get too friendly. They want to be around people all the time. And they. Yeah, that's one of the main reasons that they flunked the program. So they're usually really good dogs. Very well trained, but they're very friendly.

[Jeff Oskay]

My golden doodle is super smart. You can be like, go get the present. And she knows which toys the present. Like, she's so smart. Like, you would think she's reincarnated from a human. Like, she knows Language. And then my Bernie Doodle is the exact. Like she must have been reincarnated from a butterfly. She doesn't care about crap. She's just floating around, around running into stuff.

[Ace Cosby]

Go get this.

[Jeff Oskay]

She doesn't. Go get it. Like she doesn't give us.

[Christy Lee]

We have the same dogs. Exactly the two. I have almost exactly the same personality.

[Chick McGee]

You read a spell stuff in front of your dog?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, my dog knows walk.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I didn't spell it anymore. Right. Oh, you can't even spell it anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

My dogs know T R E A T. Sure, I know that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And yeah, one of my dogs is like my original dog, Duffy, when I was a kid, would see a suitcase and immediately vomit.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, new.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Separation exit. Yeah. Now one of them, if he sees a suitcase, same deal. He doesn't throw up, but he panics.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He sees the suitcase, then he'll follow you around for the rest of the day. Won't let you out of his sight.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So we're not gonna leave you, buddy.

[Christy Lee]

You're always come back.

[Chick McGee]

My best friend.

[Christy Lee]

Mommy always comes back.

[Chick McGee]

Woke up this morning, there was a dog two inches from my face.

[Bob Kevoian]

Face.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and she's not even home, so you can't blame her.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. Yeah, just me and the dog in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

How you doing? I'm right here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was it in the bed or next to.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. Right on top of me.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, on top of you.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, and I mean on top of the bed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever going at it and, you know, by yourself and the dog sees what you're doing?

[Chick McGee]

No, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, no. Tom doesn't touch himself. Are you kidding?

[Ace Cosby]

I look right in the dog's eye. You like this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Act a lot. He liked it.

[Chick McGee]

I apologize. I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go get my smutty magazine. Exactly which one to pick up.

[Ace Cosby]

He got the new one.

[Bob Kevoian]

He got the new.

[Chick McGee]

Would it be funny to have a. Because typically when you see these helper dogs, I, I, they're typically things like golden retrievers or what put. Is there like a Chihuahua that could be a helper.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but they. What good would they do?

[Ace Cosby]

People can say emotional support.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't reach anything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You see, a lot of those little dogs are like, this is my emotional support dog. Or you just like it a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, no, no, I think I keep it in my.

[Ace Cosby]

No, there are plenty of people who I think dogs emotionally fine if that dog.

[Chick McGee]

Dogs tend to be much more reasonable than most humans.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I agree with that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay. Well, we'll have to keep exploring this and other dog things. We'd love to get your letters, of course, Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com, whatever the topic might be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't forget, tomorrow, Tom's discussion. Ascent into Madness continues. That's one of our most requested features here on the show, Tom and his Insanity.

[Chick McGee]

We have cheese news tomorrow.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, there you go. It's starting. Havarti, I hope.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Ace Cosby]

Underrated cheese there.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's my new.

[Christy Lee]

That's my new favorite love.

[Chick McGee]

And it rhymes. And it rhymes with many farties or Jarlsburg.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like the Jarls.

[Christy Lee]

Do you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How about that for you?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's insane.

[Chick McGee]

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