The BOB & TOM Show - January 28, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – January 28, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show kicks off with musical comedy and quickly launches into the show’s signature blend of wit, personal stories, pop culture, and audience letters. Filling in for regulars out sick, Jeff Oskay joins Tom Griswold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, Jess Hooker, and others for a dynamic, laughter-driven morning. Expect discussions on weather chaos, the quirks of American shopping, family life, comedic takes on current news—including a record-breaking Scrabble player, “sexy time” advice, and a not-so-musical world record.

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Main Themes

• Surviving winter storms and power outages
• Quirks of shopping in America (Aldi, Trader Joe’s, etc.)
• Sports and pop culture “stupid news”
• Musical and technological oddities
• Dog and cat naming trends
• Relationship advice with comic edge

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Key Discussion Points

1. Paul Thorn’s Musical Comedy & Power Outage Story

• The show opens with a comedic song by Paul Thorn, "Jehovah Witness Stripper."
• The hosts chat about Thorn's authenticity, his inventive wife (making coffee using muffin tins and tea lights during an outage), and recount his past as a professional boxer.
• [02:45–04:53] Notable quote (Tom Griswold on Paul Thorn):

  "He's the most authentic person I know... Everything about him, he's so real." [03:54]

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2. Winter Weather Havoc & Power Outages

• Severe winter storms in Tennessee and Mississippi leave over 400,000 without power.
• Hosts praise utility workers and snow plow drivers.
• [05:45] Christy Lee:

  "410,000 people still in Tennessee and Mississippi."

• Humorous takes on weather prediction accuracy and travel mishaps (Tom’s snowless vacation).
• Lighthearted complaints about ski resorts DJing at mountain bases.
• [06:36] Tom Griswold:

  "The skiing was terrible, but at least the lines were long."

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3. Snow Days & E-Learning Debate

• Discussion on the “death” of classic snow days in favor of e-learning.
• The group reminisces about childhood snow days and watching ‘The Price is Right’ when home sick.
• [09:24] Tom Griswold:

  "The beauty of a snow day. I would contend that I learned more on snow days… than I did at school."

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4. Shopping Quirks—Aldi, Trader Joe’s, and More

• Quarters-for-carts policy at Aldi—the merits and frustrations.
• Bring-your-own-bags policy; food trends; "Aldi Finds" aisle.
• Trader Joe’s tote bags as a status accessory in Europe.
• Hosts swap personal stories about first experiences at Aldi.
• [20:53] Christy Lee:

  "The quarter thing isn’t a bad idea because it really does help..."

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5. Cultural & Linguistic Oddities

• The group muses on British vs. American English: “aluminium” vs. “aluminum,” “skip” vs. “dumpster,” etc.
• Shopping cart: “buggy” (West Virginia), “trolley” (UK).
• Aluminum pronunciation and other language quirks elicit much playful banter.

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6. Letters from Listeners

• Shout-outs to fans, including ‘David in southern Michigan.’
• Anecdotes regarding shopping etiquette and Aldi expansion.
• Run-in stories with identical twins (Jeff Oskay’s former marriage).

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7. Pop Culture & News: Sex Toys, Bears, and Board Games

• Japan’s urban bear problem and inventive new sex toy (the “Groove Thing”) that uses bone-conduction technology for internal music listening/feeling.
  • Compared to the old “bone phone” device from the 1970s.
  • Raucous speculation about music one might “enjoy” internally.
  • Story has the team in stitches, especially as they try to figure out whether the vibration “plays” actual music or just the rhythm.
  • [91:56] Christy Lee (reading):

    "You can feel the music through a high fidelity resonator that transmits sound waves as physical sensations."

• Hyundai’s “snow mode” feature gets praised, leading to car and parenting tangents.
• Scrabble rules: Tom’s “any word you can’t say on the radio = double word score” house rule.
• [17:07] Christy Lee:

  "Any word you can’t say on the radio is a double word score."

• Story about Guy Fieri’s AI-free Super Bowl makeover commercial (he's nearly unrecognizable).
• The world’s most dramatic ketchup "keg" for Super Bowl parties.

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8. Sports Desk & "Hawk in a Batting Cage" Mishap

• Animal officers rescue a hawk from a batting cage; Tom’s long-winded attempt at a Ken “the Hawk” Harrelson joke flops but becomes an epic running gag.
• Hosts recall obscure sports figures, much to the audience’s amusement (or confusion).
• Belichick snubbed for first-ballot Hall of Fame, possibly for his “cheating” history.

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9. Dog & Cat Names: What’s In, What’s Out

• New survey shows top names for 2025 (Luna, Bella, Poppy, Milo, etc.)
• “Fido” and “Rover” nearly extinct as pet names.
• Panel discusses naming pets after family members, celebrities, or ironic choices.
• Hilarious anecdotes about chasing a dog named “Ganja” through the neighborhood.
• [109:21] Tom Griswold:

  "It’s perfectly possible… you’ll be running around your neighborhood screaming your dog’s name, trying to find it."

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10. Relationship Advice – Sexy Time with Ali Breen (Starts approx. [137:01])

• Letters include: heartbreak over a partner having a child after refusing with the letter writer, revenge sexting, and drinking spouses.
• Panel offers comedy laced with some practical advice: “Get yourself knocked up. It’s not that hard.” [142:38] Tom Griswold
• Cheating in the workplace debated.
• Alcohol and relationship woes: “She just drinks and yells at me.” Tom proposes confronting addiction with creative approaches (circles of chairs in the living room).

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11. World Record Segment: "Most Languages in a Song"

• From Denmark: A father sets the record for saying “I love you” in 521 languages in a song (~23 minutes; universally panned as "insufferable").
• [75:54] Pat Godwin:

  "Honestly, no [it’s not any good]."

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12. Scrabble Cheater?

• Top UK female Scrabble player admits to winning while not knowing most of her words’ meanings—just memorizing valid-words lists.
• Tom objects: “That’s no fun.”
• Discussion of Tom’s scrabble house rule (see above).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Paul Thorn:
  Tom Griswold: "He's the most authentic person I know. Everything about him, he's so real." [03:54]

• On Quarter Carts:
  Christy Lee: "It prevents them from being left in the parking lot, so you always have to bring your cart back." [20:26]

• On Music on the Mountain:
  Tom Griswold: "Some faux DJ standing in front of an Apple computer... What a scam." [07:16]

• On Family Logic:
  Tom Griswold: "I could probably talk to some 90 year old guy who would tell me how stupid his 70 year old son is. They stop doing what you ask them to about age seven." [12:06]

• On World Records:
  Pat Godwin: "Honestly, no [the song is not any good]." [75:54]

• On "Groove Thing" Sex Toy:
  Christy Lee: "Comes with an anal attachment, vaginal attachment, and an external massage attachment along with the external speaker. So you got everything going on there." [92:17]

• On Sex and Drinking:
  Listener letter: "My wife drinks at least a bottle of wine every night. It was really fun when we were young, now she just drinks and yells at me."
  Panel: “Maybe she should switch to booze.” [150:07]

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Highlight Timestamps

• [00:24] – Paul Thorn’s “Jehovah Witness Stripper” performance
• [05:45] – Power outage statistics and weather banter
• [09:24] – Snow days, school, and e-learning debate
• [18:49] – British-English oddities (“aluminium” etc.)
• [33:34] – Bone Phone and Groove Thing sex toy story
• [47:26] – Rescued hawk, Ken “the Hawk” Harrelson running joke
• [54:30] – Valentine's, Scrabble rules, and Aldi/Trader Joe’s sibling history
• [103:17] – Top dog and cat names segment
• [137:01] – Sexy Time with Ali Breen relationship letters
• [156:19] – Scrabble champ who doesn’t know her words

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Tone & Style

• Playful, quick-witted, irreverent.
• Everyday life meets absurdity: weather, shopping, pets, parenting, and racy tech.
• Authentic banter and friendly jabs—hosts are comfortable ribbing each other and admitting when jokes flop.
• Occasional friendly chaos as segments ramble or run out of steam, to comic effect.

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For the New Listener

This episode epitomizes The BOB & TOM Show: a fast-moving, joke-heavy mix of news, personal stories, and comedic riffing. If you enjoy veteran radio pros riffing on weather, shopping, relationships, and pop culture—with occasional musical parodies and honest-to-God bad jokes—this is the one to start with.

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Summary Table of Contents

| Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------------|-------------| | Paul Thorn’s Opener | 00:24–02:45 | | Power Outages & Winter Weather | 03:53–06:16 | | Snow Days / E-Learning | 09:00–10:43 | | Shopping Quirks (Aldi, Trader Joe’s)| 17:54–22:28 | | Strange News Stories & Sex Toy | 32:33–37:08 | | Sports Stories & Harrelson Gag | 47:26–51:28 | | Pet Name Trends | 103:17–110:10| | Sexy Time with Ali Breen | 137:01–155:15| | Scrabble “Cheating” Discussion | 159:18–161:54|

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Transcript

[Jeff Oskay]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Paul Thorne]

She drives a new car wears expensive blouses she tells her mom Mama she's cleaning houses she goes out witnessing Doing the Lord's work all week but on the weekend she's making ends meet John adds a Jehovah wetness stripper Put a dollar in her G string and she'll deliver if her daddy only knew he'd probably kill John is the Jehovah Witness stripper. One night down at the club her daddy walked in he didn't recognize his daughter dancing she wore a blonde wig, he had sunglasses when she got naked he started clapping But y' all hear that Jehovah Witness stripper Put a dollar in her G string and she'll deliver if her daddy only knew he'd probably kill her John is a Jehovah Witness stripper if you ask her why she does it she looks at it this way she says I'm counting my blessings every when I get paid she once lived in poverty and now everything's all right the Lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars a night Joan is a Jehovah Witness tripper Put a dollar in her G string and she'll deliver if her daddy all he knew he probably a killer John Hills of Jehovah in this dipper.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. Coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, I'm Jeff Oskay sitting in for Chick McGee today. Over there at the Silac Insurance Company desk, the lovely Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Well, thank you, Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's my good buddy, sir Pat Godwin, hog guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

Good to see you, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ace Cosby running the board. And there's our fearless leader, Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Leader may be fearless, not so much. I'm afraid of everything.

[Christy Lee]

We opened the show with Paul Thorne, our good buddy. He experienced some severe power outages where he lives in Tennessee.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

And his wife, he had a great. I don't know if you follow him on Instagram.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see his wife made coffee by putting little tea lights in a muffin tin to heat it up to heat the water.

[Tom Griswold]

It was great priorities, my friends.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yeah. Ingenuity. All right, Paul, I hope your power's back on.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's a really cool follow on Instagram.

[Pat Godwin]

Very much so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What a cool guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Very fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the most authentic person I know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything about him, he's so real.

[Jeff Oskay]

It comes through and that.

[Tom Griswold]

And that song is essentially real about. About the. He grew up in Pentecostal and just. He's. He was. He's the guy that famously boxed Roberto Duran. He had a boxing career. And to this day, by the way, he could. We could blindfold him, tie one thing behind his back. He'd come in this room and kick all of our asses.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Collectively. To which Ace would stand at the side. Go. That get hit to go over there. Paul. Higher. Yeah, yeah. He does that great song. We play a lot. Did you ever have one of those days? He had a buddy wrote that driving. Driving over here one day because he goes, I gotta do something funny.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And he never thought it would be such a big hit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He wrote it for this show.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

He does have my. The. What I consider one of the saddest songs I ever. If I even think about it, I start sobbing.

[Christy Lee]

Where was I when you stopped loving me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. You didn't have to say it out loud.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna cry now.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Geez. Don't bring that up. This show' supposed to be fun.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it'll be fun today.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently, the. I woke up early this morning and chick's sick. And then Josh about an hour ago weighed in. He's not well. Yeah. It's my understanding, Mr. Oski, you have two sick ones at your house.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do. The only other two I have, I've been taking care of all last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Apparently, the flu is going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Fortunately, the last time I checked, you can't get it through the radio.

[Christy Lee]

I hope we can't get it sitting in the room with you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I stayed far away.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't worry.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So so far, so good over here. Feeling great. So we're doing fine. I hope you are, too. We'll be covering a lot of interesting things today, so no reason for you to go anywhere. And I hope that a lot of folks out of power.

[Christy Lee]

410,000 people still in Tennessee and Mississippi.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of ice. It's interesting that you got to hand it to the weather forecasting people. A week more than. Yeah, More than a week ago, they said, this is coming and it's going to be. They pretty much had the map. They pretty much got it right. For all the whining we do about weather predictions, as horrible as it's been, at least they said, okay. Be prepared. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Christie told us a month ago it's going to be a really bad winter.

[Christy Lee]

And I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I meant. I mean, they were very specific a week ago going, you know, I predicted it.

[Christy Lee]

Mexico Because I bought a house that has a driveway that's impossible to get up and down.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I remember you saying.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew I didn't predict it because I spent a fortune going on my Christmas vacation to a place that had no snow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm still pissed. I like to put it this way. The skiing was terrible, but at least the lines were long.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, skiing, we got a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Robert H. Hey, Robert. Hey, Tom. You would have loved this. Yesterday I was watching the FIS Men's Giant Slalom live from Schlageming, Austria. It was on Peacock, in case you're Interested. At about 30,000 people at the finish area, they were blasting ABBA. Dancing Queen. All I could think of is a major ski resort and abba. Tom Griswold would love this. Thank you, Robert.

[Tom Griswold]

Skiing. You can get in the chairlift and get away from the music. That's the thing. They've started doing it. Some of these ski resorts, you get to the bottom and they'll have a party. Some faux DJ standing in front of an Apple computer, putting his hand up and down like he's actually doing something. That's the greatest Emperor's New Clothes I've ever seen that. What a scam.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me ask you this. When you're at the top of the mountain, are you in the silence of the beauty of the mountain or do you have earbuds? Are you an earbuds gu. Going down the slopes?

[Tom Griswold]

No, the silence.

[Pat Godwin]

Silence.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Every once in a while, huh?

[Christy Lee]

You got to concentrate.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't imagine. Dangerous.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't want to distracting music.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to have some snowboarder sneak up on you and crash into you, which is what happens most of the time. Again, we had an interesting snowboarding story yesterday, and as I've said many times, snowboarding is to skiing. If you're not familiar with it, snowboarding is to skiing. What a bucket of diarrhea is to hollandaise sauce. The champion snowboarder from Canada has been arrested and charged with murder. Apparently, he'd become a cocaine kingpin. And at least that's what the accusation was.

[Christy Lee]

Working with one of the cartels. That guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but. Wow. So a Canadian guy. But he was. He was on the American FBI's 10 most wanted list. So that. But they've. They've nailed them. And now we'll get back to our letters. You can reach us, Bob and [e-mail]. always a pleasure to hear from you. Whatever the topic, we're open to reading about it. I am 52 years old at Homesick with the flu, writes Tim.

[Christy Lee]

Hope you get better.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of gets to something. We were talking about yesterday. I was saying that my kids had another snow day.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And fortunately they did not have this new fad in which schools will e learning. E learn.

[Pat Godwin]

Which is my son's doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

That is ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

Again today.

[Pat Godwin]

Again. Again today.

[Jeff Oskay]

My daughter was e learning she didn't get a snow day.

[Tom Griswold]

The beauty of a snow day. I would contend that I learned more on snow days, sledding and hanging out and watching TV than I did at school.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Missing one day of school. So what? How many days are they in school? 180 or something. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I lived through the Blizzard of 78 and we had the whole week off. It was awesome. We didn't do any e learning. Look at me. I turned out okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Yeah. So this letter. I'm 52 years old and sick with the flu. I reverted back to my childhood days. I'm watching old episodes of the Price is Right. By the way, if you have any symptoms of the flu, immediately go to the doctor. This is the sickest I've been in years. Love the show, Tim. Remember when you'd watch game shows?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And then soap operas would come on and you probably went, eh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Those were. That was so disappointing. Then you had to maybe read a book.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, the snow day is frustrating for the parents too, because you used to. Oh, now my kid can sleep in. We're in no hurry to do anything today. Well, now you. Hey, are you doing your schoolwork? Why are you stressed out all day? Yeah. Now you're stressed out on time and you and your kid are now getting into it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, and the other aspect is obviously a lot more people. Moms are working, etc. Etc. Etc. So it can be stressful on the parents. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Trying to find child care.

[Tom Griswold]

You had the kids, you got the kids.

[Christy Lee]

How you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

You got knocked up. It's your fault. Oh, sorry. Kids are fine. Yeah. I'm a soloing right now. Solo parent.

[Christy Lee]

So did the kids go to school today?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I could tell when I heard this. Very disappointed. Yes. So. But this weather's affected millions of people.

[Christy Lee]

It sure has.

[Tom Griswold]

And let's say a nice congratulatory note and thank you to all the great people working on the power lines. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Getting them and driving those snow plows. Man, those guys have been working non stop.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And My son Sam. We're doing kind of a countdown.

[Christy Lee]

To what?

[Tom Griswold]

To he. When he gets his furnace back on. It pooped out yesterday.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh no.

[Christy Lee]

I got a guy you can call.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's gonna, he's got a guy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he have a backup backup furnace?

[Christy Lee]

No, there's a backup furnace.

[Tom Griswold]

I do. You live in an apartment? Well, no, he's. I go to the neighbors. Keeping his eye on the thermostat. It takes quite a while for a properly insulated house to drop below 32.

[Christy Lee]

Why doesn't he go over to Willie's? Yeah, it's right next door.

[Tom Griswold]

I, who knows? I, I suggested that. There's no point in arguing with ladies and gentlemen if you've never had kids. Let me just tell you something. I could probably talk to some 90 year old guy who would tell me how stupid his 70 year old son is. You following me here? They stop doing what you asked them to do at about seven. I was going to say three.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I'm trying to remember what the ages where you realize that not adults are intelligent. Not all adults are intelligent. Know what they're doing. When you think of some of the morons you know that are parents.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just go, go down that road for a while now we have a lot of interesting things, as I said, coming up in the world of news, including for some reason, and I don't know what, that why Japan has had a huge problem with bears. And we keep getting these stories out of Japan about bear attacks and bear sightings, etc. Etc.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's because after they eat one of the people, they're hungry again an hour later.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought that was a Chinese food joke.

[Jeff Oskay]

It doesn't matter. It's all Asian.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Well, apologize now to everyone that's listening, whatever your ethnicity or cultural heritage. Yeah. Anyway, there's a thing going on in Japan to help protect folks from all these bears all over the place. Plus we have. Did you read the story about the so called sex toy called the Groove thing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you heard of this?

[Christy Lee]

I had not heard of this, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Without giving it away. Several years ago there was a thing, I believe it or not, called the. Was it called the bone phone?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was a collar, remember this size, it was like a collar you'd put on that was a radio and it didn't have speakers. The sound came through your.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, through your, your collarbone.

[Tom Griswold]

Collarbone, I guess.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it didn't do very well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. Naturally it didn't do well because I Bought one. I also. I also bought a Betamax. That's another story. But the technology, whatever that is in which the body can kind of hear.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Is now being incorporated into a sex toy called the groove thing. We'll get to that. It's very exciting.

[Christy Lee]

Did you like. They don't call the groove thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Pat Godwin]

They don't call it the Dictaphone.

[Tom Griswold]

You should have saved that. That's very funny.

[Christy Lee]

You can use it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We'll put the story off for a while, but yeah, you're kind of getting the idea. But it's for both men and women, and there are different attachments. You wait till. You wait till you hear about that. Right now I want to tell you about something really interesting in the world of your vehicles out there. The Hyundai. Who's our Hyundai girl?

[Christy Lee]

Me. Christy Lee even has a snow mode. It's been very, very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

A snow mode.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does. Driver mode. It's got eco, it's got smart, it's got sport, and it has snow mode.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good.

[Christy Lee]

I can change it on a fly. On the fly.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to get. I'm trying to get my car installed with a bazooka. So the horse's ass that was on my tail yesterday morning.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

On the ice, you know, three feet behind me. God, I'd love to just blow them up off the road.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you get yourself a Hyundai Palisade? They're amazing cars. Wonderful. Vehicle seat seven, Captain's chairs in the second row, third row, it's got a power button so you can flip it down if you need to use it for cargo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They call the. The captain's chairs. Those are there for a thing that Hyundai calls no cleats on the seats.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all about. Is if you're taking your kids to the soccer game or taking a whole bunch of kids there. If you had a traditional three seater, to get to the back seat, they got to climb over. To get to the way back, they got to climb over the back, which means the seats get all muddy, et cetera, et cetera. So the captain's chairs are kind of cool. They can just get in. They can walk right between them.

[Christy Lee]

You know, it's even cooler. The hybrid gets what? 619 miles?

[Tom Griswold]

EPA estimated. They give you the official thing. Hyundai, it's the EP. Estimated 619 miles of range on select Hyundai Palisade hybrids. Okay. Give or take a couple miles. But over 600 miles of range? Come on. Are you kidding me? This is the future. The hybrids as we evolve in our culture with the world of automobiles and SUVs, etc. Etc. The Hyundai Palisade Hybrid. You can get all the information you need@Hyundai USA.com or go to 562-314-4603 with your phone. Once again, 562-314-4603, Hyundai USA.com coming up, your letters. Plus, we have a rather humorous update on friend of the show, Guy Fieri, the famous chef and. And a guy that travels all over the world eating really cool food. And a very interesting story about one of my favorite board games, Scrabble. Anybody here a Scrabble player?

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Did you ever hear about my Scrabble rules?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you'll be very, very excited when next time you play, you've got to use my rules.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In short, the way it works is any word you can't say on the radio is a double word score.

[Christy Lee]

That's the rules.

[Tom Griswold]

And then a triple word for. Well, like, I can't say it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

It starts with a C. Oh. We're going to return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. It's back. Hey, it's Dan Bongino. I've got some big news for you. Starting February 2nd, the show is back. That's right, the Dan Bongino show is relaunching and we're going bigger than ever. Join me live on rumble.com Monday through Friday, 10am to noon Eastern. We'll cover the stories that matter, cut through all the garbage and get to the truth. Can't catch it live. No problem. Grab the audio wherever you get your podcasts. Remember, February 2nd, the return to the Dan Bongino Show. Don't miss it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I'm Jeff Hoska here at the Price Picks Sports Desk. Across from me is Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Next to her, the very fine man, Mr. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Over on the ones and twos, which will drive Tom nuts, is Ace Cosby. And there he is, the man, the machine.

[Tom Griswold]

Ones and twos are common parlance.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're spinning the ones and twos.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's for the DJs that allegedly doing something. Yes, allegedly. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean? They've got to mix all that music. There's a whoop. It's. Oh, never mind. I'm not gonna argue with.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's more music I can't play myself. Like to put more More real musicians. Out of business. Thank you. Now, let's get to some letters here. Christy, what do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

I don't have any lit.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, yeah, I have something. Dear Bob and Tom. Pat is a genius. Hey, please tell me you ordered that straight jacket for Tom. Seriously, he needs help. That's Charlie. Charlie's a little mean today.

[Tom Griswold]

Steve wants to know why the British pronounced aluminum aluminium. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great question. I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't know they did that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, aluminium. They got different words for everything.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's a noun. Skip in England. Is a dumpster.

[Christy Lee]

A skip?

[Tom Griswold]

A skip, yeah. And a wheelie bin is a trash container with wheels. The ones that.

[Jeff Oskay]

What do they call the shop? Shopping cart. That's something fun, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, it's called a.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that a buggy?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

They call the shopping cart.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I haven't heard that one.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

That's correct.

[Jeff Oskay]

Gotta grab a.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Now, if you're at Aldi in Britain, do you have to put a six pence in? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

All these. Still doing that quarters thing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are. I always pay forward. If I see someone, then I go, would you like my cart?

[Tom Griswold]

So you have to have cash. Can you. Can you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You have to have a quarter to get a cart.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw an article that said that you. If you ask an employee for a quarter, they'd have to give it to you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just in general principles, or do you take the quarter, just say thanks and leave? Leave and go buy a pack.

[Pat Godwin]

It's got three bunches.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know. I don't think a quarter is a bad price for a shopping cart. I have, like, seven Aldi carts in my house.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a hell of a. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? It does, and it's great, it prevents them from being left in the parking lot, so you don't ever. You always have to bring your cart back.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't. I never carry money anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Like keeping your cup holder in your car, you don't have change?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Aldi's becoming huge. Did you see that story yesterday?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

They're adding like, 180 stores.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not complaining. I just. Just don't have quarters with me yet.

[Christy Lee]

They laid off my daughter, but I'm not gonna go there.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

No, I love Aldi, but, yeah, the quarter thing isn't a bad idea because it really does help keep the.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you don't have any money, can you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he just said you can go inside and ask for a quarter and they have to give you one. I did not know that.

[Tom Griswold]

There a sign that tells you that.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Some people. Well, you bring your own bags, too, so you. If you have your own shopping bag, you can do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I. Time out. I don't have a cat.

[Pat Godwin]

Bring my bag.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. I didn't realize that the first time I went. And so I just had a gigantic box of stuff that I carried out to my car because I had no idea you had to bring it back.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you have to bring.

[Tom Griswold]

How much does that cost?

[Christy Lee]

I bring my own bags. Well, you can buy bags. I don't know if they have.

[Tom Griswold]

That kind of reminds me. I read this a couple weeks ago, speaking of England and in Europe. Do you know what one of the cool fashion trends is?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Carrying around your stuff in a bag from Trader Joe's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. That's all. That's big time.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I love Trader Joe's.

[Christy Lee]

And they have cool bags.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't require bringing in a quarter. And the people who work there. I don't know how they find these such nice people, but they do. Yeah, That's a big thing. Especially in Europe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They're known for their.

[Tom Griswold]

Even though there isn't a Trader Joe's that I know of in Europe, carrying your stuff in one of those bags is considered to be very chic and very hip.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have your own bag when you go shopping?

[Tom Griswold]

Look at me.

[Pat Godwin]

I know I don't.

[Christy Lee]

But of course, everybody.

[Jess Hooker]

I have a whole.

[Christy Lee]

I have a whole system.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I think that the. Those bags collect all kinds of bacteria.

[Christy Lee]

You clean them. What the hell, Tom? You wipe them out with a Clorox?

[Tom Griswold]

No. People in Canada that grow trees, they turn them into bags. We recycle.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have a letter about the dogs going outside to. In the snow to use the restroom, which my. I noticed yesterday. My one dog is digging a little hole for itself and then using it in the hole.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a good idea.

[Jeff Oskay]

But we got a letter from a dog trainer, Tom, as a. I'm sorry. As a pet sitter from Wisconsin for over 10 years. Here's how to get dogs to go potty faster. You don't. Dogs will take their sweet ass time and we'll go when they see fit. Hope that helps. That's from Kristen and Appleton.

[Tom Griswold]

See, Kristen, that's my point. If you could Invent a system in which you'd go outside and whatever, blow a whistle or something, and they would immediately poop and you'd give them a reward. You'd become a billionaire. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just this morning, I was. I got up really early this morning. It was like 2:30. I'm out there walking the dogs and check local listings. It's way below zero.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And one of them's just happy as can be. But there's no. The snow's too deep. They can't. So in my front yard, in my backyard, I dug like a 10 foot by 10 foot area where they can actually get to grass.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

And so because the little guy, my little doggy, he. He. He would just disappear in the drift.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I had to do that too.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, I'm still picking up the poop. Some of my neighbors, I think they just. Because it's cold.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You walk by and there's a frozen pile of. It's easier to pick up after it freezes.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't come back an hour later. Although it is kind of comical if you have those bags and an hour later they're like. They're full of rocks. Got this letter. Someone asked yesterday what actors have first names that are initials.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember this?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You brought it up.

[Tom Griswold]

And I said no, I know. I just responded, F. Lee Bailey. And he was, of course, an attorney.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's a lot of acting. If you saw him at the O.J. trial. G. Gordon Liddy from the Nixon era.

[Christy Lee]

He wasn't an actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think he was famously on an episode of Miami Vice. Jack in Linden, Pennsylvania. Also C. Thomas Howell.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Terrific act.

[Christy Lee]

Very good actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Really good actor. I can't think of it. I'm sure there are a handful of others just that have a letter for a first name.

[Pat Godwin]

You're talking about F. Murray Abraham.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Because Josh brought this up. Who are.

[Tom Griswold]

Abraham is one of my favorite. He's the guy most famous for what? Amadeus.

[Pat Godwin]

Amadeus.

[Tom Griswold]

He's in White Lotus. He's in White Lotus. He's one of those guys that can play virtually any ethnicity.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he pretty much has.

[Pat Godwin]

He's in Scarface.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It was Mozart's birthday yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I knew that. Did you know that we talked about it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. Well, we're talking about Amadeus.

[Tom Griswold]

His name is Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Because you said.

[Tom Griswold]

And I said that his father's name was Eddie.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Little Van Halen joke. For you folks.

[Jeff Oskay]

Big fan.

[Christy Lee]

Big fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If anybody could think of any more actors that have a letter for a first name. All I could think of was the newscaster, a J.K. simmons, A. Martinez. Oh, yeah, yeah. But I think he means the kind where you got a list.

[Pat Godwin]

One.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Because then you get into a whole bunch of folks.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean? I thought just one letter. Yeah, I think J.K. simmons works.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Survey.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Oh, Tom makes the rules. I don't think so.

[Jeff Oskay]

Steve Harvey says no.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I didn't that conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, there's a few others that use initials.

[Christy Lee]

That was the whole point.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the point is just the one letter.

[Christy Lee]

No, Josh said initials.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Because I said T.J. miller, and that worked.

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Josh said different category.

[Pat Godwin]

My buddy, Paul F. Tompkins.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. You can't just. If someone who uses a middle initial, that's a whole different can of words.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's just. It's kind of funny. C. Thomas Howell is a rather unusual way to do your name.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

F. Lee Bailey. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I was an extra in Holy man, and they credited me as J. Patrick Godwin, so I think my name counts.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

You saw the back of my head? It was quite a performance.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Jeff Oskay]

Where can I watch that at?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, anywhere. Streams everywhere now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

Holy man with Eddie Murphy.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll check that out.

[Tom Griswold]

I got this letter from Kevin. He said you were talking about the woman who was dating twins.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we had that story.

[Tom Griswold]

And she wasn't just dating them, she was apparently living with. Right, she was living with two men, and they. They shared a bed. It's some big controversy. Where was that?

[Christy Lee]

In Thailand.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thailand?

[Tom Griswold]

There were twin brothers in my high school. One brother got married. Was married for several years. After a while, she divorced him and married the identical twin brother.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't imagine the family holidays.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was married to an identical twin for 10 years.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. Like, completely identical. And, man, I picked the wrong one. Oh, man, I should have went for the other one.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I mean, were they. How did you tell them apart?

[Jeff Oskay]

The one was really nice and the other one was a huge biatch.

[Pat Godwin]

It's pretty easy to tell apart.

[Jeff Oskay]

Guess which one I married.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's. That's interesting. Are they still around?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. No, actually, I would tell them apart. The one dressed really nice and the other worked at a hospital. So one was always in scrubs and the other one was always. So I always knew the one in scrubs was Cara and the One who was dressed nice was Alicia.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one were you married to?

[Jeff Oskay]

Alicia.

[Christy Lee]

So she dressed nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Same hair, same hairstyle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Same hairstyle, same look. You would not. There were times they would come into my work, the other one would come in, and people would think they were talking to my wife for an hour as she sat at the bar and drank.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That tells you something right there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me ask. I bet I know what you asked for on your birthday.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that never played out.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you send the happy one with the scrubs in here?

[Pat Godwin]

I got.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a little fantasy I'd like to take care of. Well, we'll get back to your letters in a matter of moments. Right now, I want to tell you a little something about Niko Sports. And this is for fans of Hoosier football. And Hoosier fans are probably in a pretty good mood this morning because. Oh, yeah, yeah, the Hoosiers beat Purdue in basketball.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Last evening. That's. Wait a minute. That is. Things are really turning around. Niko Sports. Christy, what am I talking about?

[Christy Lee]

Well, the Indiana University football team, of course, just completed that undefeated season, won the college football national championship. Hoosiers. Well, now you can own a piece of that history because they have introduced the official Indiana University Hoosiers 2025 CFP National Champs Limited Edition Football. This is fully licensed. It's a limited edition collectible. They're only making 5,000. And that's it. It's incredible. It's got the actual, you know, the championship logo on the front, on the back, it has the complete schedule, and you can get these beautiful boxes that you can showcase your ball in full Valentine's Day.

[Tom Griswold]

CFP National Champion Limited Edition Football. Isn't that a kind of shoe? CFPS.

[Christy Lee]

College Football. Oh, I see what you're saying. The. Yeah, the F ME Pumps.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Just didn't want to get Shelley Winters reference in a book that she wrote, but we'll talk about that later.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

We did this last year, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. For Ohio State. And I just bought one of these for my husband. He's so excited.

[Tom Griswold]

He can't wait. Once again, It's Nikki Co NicoSports.com Tell them about the Tom show sent you. And we're going to send it back to you in a few minutes when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Get ready for the Rush with Max Crosby. It's time. Don't miss the behind the scenes moments everyone talking about. Regardless of what they say, I'll take the fine. I don't care. All pro defensive end Max Crosby takes you beyond the field with exclusive insights. I could say this because I've played them. This is the Rush.

[Jeff Oskay]

You guys already know what time it is.

[Tom Griswold]

It was fire. And we'll be right back on the pod and we'll be talking about it next week. The Rush with Max Crosby. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Across from me at the I hate Steven Singer Desk, Ms. Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Jeffy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Next to her, the lovely Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

The man, the guitar, the legend, Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Over there we got Ace Cosby. Hello. And there he is, our leader, Tom Grisby.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. We're gonna get to a handful of letters here. We have some sporting news to get to. Who has a letter?

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what do you got?

[Christy Lee]

This is David, currently driving to work in southern Michigan, listening as always to you guys. Love the show. Love it. Figured I'd give it a shout and see if you'd give me a shout out. Yep. Hello, David.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it.

[Christy Lee]

Shout out. That's it.

[Jeff Oskay]

There you are.

[Tom Griswold]

No. No. Snow report.

[Christy Lee]

Nope. Dear show, sorry to bother you at work. I live in West Virginia. I've only ever heard a shopping cart referred to as a buggy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy says a shopping cart is called a trolley.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, well, what's a trolley called?

[Pat Godwin]

Shopping cart.

[Christy Lee]

A train. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Aluminium is spelled like this to be in line with other metal names like titanium. I'm not sure what that means, but the Brits say aluminium as opposed to aluminum.

[Christy Lee]

The first I've heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Aluminium foil. Now, we were also discussing Aldi. Did you ever Shop at Aldi?

[Christy Lee]

No, I love Aldi. Shop every week.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I have a lot of friends who love Aldi and I think that's great. I. When I went to Aldi because all my friends. You gotta go. You gotta go to Aldi. It's the best. You gotta go. I went and I thought I was being punked. I don't. It might be the side of town I live on, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

But they have like the best cheese. They have.

[Jessica Alsman]

I love that.

[Jess Hooker]

I hope. Maybe I should give it another try, another location.

[Jeff Oskay]

How long ago was that?

[Jess Hooker]

Probably 10 years ago.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jess Hooker]

You gotta go to the new Aldi, the big rebrand.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't believe.

[Tom Griswold]

If I had any change, I'd give you a quarter.

[Pat Godwin]

Melts in your mouth.

[Christy Lee]

They have the charcuterie stuff at Aldi is unbelievable.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's really amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll give it another shot and report back.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we were discussing something coming up in the news. It's a. A sex toy that claims to.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we'll tell you. Do you want to do it now or do you wanna.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's wait. But I mentioned it uses the same principle as the so called bone phone. Now, do you remember the bone phone?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't remember the bone.

[Christy Lee]

There's no way she remembers.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a letter from Mick. Wow, what a great name.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Mick.

[Tom Griswold]

In. In Detroit. He goes, I can't believe you purchased a bone phone. I thought I was the only one who bought one of those gadgets. I bought one, yes, because I used to be a runner and before my knees quit. But yeah, the idea was. With the bone phone. I'm not sure I can. Like a sort of a small collar. You know, those things you, the people on the plane, the pillows.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, so it's something you wear.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But it goes around your neck and. And it would kind of come down onto your chest a little bit. And the allegation was that it would. You could hear the music through your bones, your collarbones.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, so like horseshoe shaped.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Around your neck and then here. Like you would see people now have. There you go. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it looks kind of like a scarf, right? Thicker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I asked. Well, do they. Is that a recent ad?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

With the feathered hair. Yeah, that's a recent ad.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, I. It never worked. And Mick, kind enough to write, never did work that great. I bought it circa 1979 or so. We will.

[Jess Hooker]

So now there's a sex toy that.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently uses the same theory. Your bones kinda.

[Jess Hooker]

What are we listening to down there?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. It's called the groove thing.

[Christy Lee]

And you're listening to this?

[Tom Griswold]

Baby, I think you can listen to any song. You don't have to listen to the song. Who does this joke?

[Pat Godwin]

No idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember?

[Jess Hooker]

Who does this?

[Tom Griswold]

Disco classics. We'll move. We'll move forward from here, but we'll be getting to the story later on. Okay. By the way, the. The grooving does have a number of attachments, so.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Pat Godwin]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's not. What's the word I'm looking for? It's not devoted to just one orifice.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Multi use tool.

[Pat Godwin]

Not just one groove.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, very good. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Let's see. Dear Bob and Tom show. You didn't mention the late, great AR. Lee Ermey as one of the first. Oh, yeah. First name is an initial.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He was the. He was a legit drill instructor, and then he portrayed a drill instructor in Full Metal Jacket.

[Jeff Oskay]

That guy. Great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, he was terrific. Terrific actor and obviously a very good drill.

[Pat Godwin]

And David wrote me, he goes, you guys are forgetting about Fu. Griswold. Oh, I don't know what that means.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, that's not the right formula. It would have to be.

[Pat Godwin]

I. I respond.

[Tom Griswold]

It would have to be. Well, I can't even. My middle name would have to be Uck. See, it's got to be. It's got to be initial followed by regular name followed by select. See, Thomas rules. That's not Lee Bailey.

[Christy Lee]

That's not what Josh said yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care what Josh said. He's not here. He doesn't get to make the rules. So.

[Jess Hooker]

Speaking of Josh not being here, dear folks. So chick sick, obviously. Bird flu, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And since Josh is not there, lightning was struck by Chuck Norris. This is from Dick in Vagina. I mean, Virginia.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Sorry, was that just.

[Jess Hooker]

It's easy to mix up Virginia and vagina.

[Pat Godwin]

I do all the time.

[Christy Lee]

I hope you're not dating a Virginian.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is all very nice, Pat. Would you care to favor us with a song? I understand you've got a new song you were telling me about or.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, new song.

[Tom Griswold]

You said you've been working on something for a week. Is that ready to go?

[Pat Godwin]

That's ready to go. But it is such a weird day for you to ask me. And now with Josh out and check out.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Because one. This is one of Those days where I'm just so darned happy. I'm in a great place of working out, losing the weight, Got the girlfriend on track. Everything's going good. And that's not a good place to write from, but. But I'll give it a shot. Got a new girlfriend, Things are going great. I stopped all that drinking and started losing weight. There's only one problem. This much I know now when I pick up a guitar, every song just blows. I got nothing, Tom. Nothing funny to say. Cause I'm in a great mood. Good things are coming my way. You know I've got nothing and I can't complain. My songs came from heartbreak, tragedy, loss and pain. No more drama, no more stress. I'm not hungover and I'm not depressed. No more sadness. Alone at times. I'm not horny, I'm satisfied.

[Paul Thorne]

I got nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing clever today.

[Paul Thorne]

Cause I'm on cloud nine.

[Pat Godwin]

And that's all I have to say. It's been nothing but trouble. Many old girlfriends. Relationships always came to an end. But they inspired many of my better songs. All the new stuff's no good, but it sure is long.

[Tom Griswold]

I got nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing funny to sing. So I'll just sit here all day and not write one damn thing. Oh.

[Paul Thorne]

Cause I got nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

Cause there's nothing wrong. And I have no idea how to end the song.

[Christy Lee]

Lovely.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great, Pat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

That was great for nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about Trader Joe's. Ms. Hooker, you weren't here for this, but Trader Joe's, those reusable canvas tote bags they have. Yeah. Very popular, very chic in Europe and places in Asia, are going for hundreds.

[Christy Lee]

Of dollars on Facebook, Marketplace or ebay or wherever. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That is kind of weird.

[Tom Griswold]

But I got this letter. Dear Bob and Tom, Trader Joe's is a misleading name. I took some of my old baseball cards and Beanie Babies to trade for orange mandarin chicken. They had no interest in trading and I had to pay for it. Well, thank you, sir. We appreciate your. Appreciate your letter. Yeah. I'm a big fan of Trader Joe's.

[Christy Lee]

So am I. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I'm afraid to try all Aldi because I don't have a quarter.

[Jess Hooker]

They're brothers, right?

[Christy Lee]

They were. Yeah, they're brothers, but they split off and so one runs the other. They like.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that a poor man's? Trader Joe's?

[Jess Hooker]

That's what they say.

[Christy Lee]

Aldi.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So I didn't know that either. This is like. This is Like Adidas and Puma.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's the exact same thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like Aldo and Mario. Anyone? No, that is not going to be my. I had a. I wrote, I wrote a joke yesterday that I'm so happy about, but I can't do it. Why not? No one will get it.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's try it.

[Christy Lee]

Try it about what?

[Pat Godwin]

We're educated.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll try. I'll try when we come back. It's a sport. I just did it because I know Chick would love it. Oh, so it's a. But it's obscure. Maybe we should do it and then take phone calls to see if anyone knows what I'm talking about.

[Announcer]

Sports joke.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a sports joke.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So pleased. Oh, well, we're coming back with that sports joke and a lot of interesting things in the news, including the, the radio equivalent of the bone phone, which is a new and apparently a new toy for adults only on the way. And we do have a world record. We have a toilet thief and we have another ketchup story. And plus, oh, an interesting thing about Guy Fieri and the upcoming super bowl commercial that he said.

[Christy Lee]

And Peaches and Herb did that song groove thing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Peaches and Herb, huh? Yep. I did not know that.

[Christy Lee]

I had to look it up. Didn't remember either.

[Pat Godwin]

Pronounced Herb. He doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

I said Herb.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's Herb.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's Herb.

[Tom Griswold]

His name is Herb. His name. His real name is Herbert.

[Christy Lee]

Herbert.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Also, we have dog names that are the most popular and dog names that are leaving us. Coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Calm.

[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Across from me, Ms. Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Jeffy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Over at the Silac Insurance Company news desk, we have Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Oskay, sir.

[Jeff Oskay]

There he is, Mr. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Jesse.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm Jeff Oskay at the Prize Pick sports desk. Next to me we have Mr. Ace Cosby, Geo. And there he is, the man, the legend, Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much. It's great to be here learning a lot about Aldi this morning. Great store, grocery store. See, I'm intimidated going into new places.

[Christy Lee]

And I know you are. And you would hate it because they move things around and they have the Aldi aisle. Have you Heard about this. So every Wednesday they drop a bunch of products in this one aisle, and it could be anywhere from yoga mats to dividers for your drawer in your kitchen to. Oh, gosh, it's great. Some of the called Aldi finds. It's amazing. You know what?

[Jess Hooker]

You and Christy should go on a field trip together.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

And she'll walk you through your first trip to Aldi.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, because no one else will go with me into a grocery store.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't want to fly with you anymore. Go to the grocery store.

[Tom Griswold]

She doesn't like going to the grocery store with me.

[Christy Lee]

What does she like to do with you?

[Tom Griswold]

Lots of things. But not. Not traveling or going to a grocery store.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I tend to go to a grocery. I don't have a logical linear. I kind of wander around and I love Magoo my way around.

[Christy Lee]

It's not too big too. So there's not a lot, but you see.

[Tom Griswold]

But you've got to have a quarter, which I'm not going to have. Then you get the quarter back.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. It's got a little chain. They hook all together. And when you put the quarter in, it unlocks your cart.

[Tom Griswold]

So then when you put the. People actually bring the. Bring the carts back to the.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you have to bring it back and put it in the. In the cart stall and you get your quarterback.

[Tom Griswold]

There's an art form at the grocery store I go to where they try to wrangle 15 or 20 carts together and the guy's snaking his way through the parking lot.

[Jeff Oskay]

They save money because they have to hire them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they don't do that. And you don't have.

[Tom Griswold]

And pass the savings. I just give a guy the quarter. Here, take this back from.

[Jess Hooker]

You have to pay for your bags.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, yeah, they do sell it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do sell bags, but I bring my own bags, so.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And you have to bag your own groceries, which I know you do that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I do that. I do the self checkout anyway.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I love bagging my own groceries because that way I can put the stuff where I, you know, my refrigerated stuff in one bag and maybe I'll.

[Tom Griswold]

Give it a shot.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Does anyone else hate. So I don't mind grocery shopping alone.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

But my lady will be like, hey, I'm going to the grocery store. Do you want to go? And it's like, no. Why two people's day. Let's just ruin one person's day at a time. But she wants to. Oh, you're going to the store. I'll go with you. Why? Yeah, if you're going to the store, then I'm staying home. I don't want to go to the store. I'll gladly do it, but why ruin two people?

[Christy Lee]

I like to take my time. I don't want to people telling me what to buy.

[Tom Griswold]

I like going to the store, but Kelly does not want to go with me.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we just did a thing recently on a Sunday morning where we went to the grocery store really early and then went to brunch, and it was like a date thing in the morning, and it was actually okay.

[Christy Lee]

It was fine.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you can bond.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, he went and got the coffee at the grocery store we went to. Brought me a coffee, we walked around, and then finally I said, you need to get the hell away from me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, see, that's what happened. There's only so much togetherness one man can stand, I believe is the lyric. A couple of things we got to check in the Sporting News. Then I'm going to try this joke on you guys.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right. Oh, here's a good one. Animal officers in Virginia came to the rescue of a hawk that was trapped in a batting cage in a public park. The Fairfax County Animal Shelter said on social media the officers responded to the Pine Ridge park last week on a report of a bird in distress. Officials were able to free the hawk, but not before it went for. Oh, for 20 at the plate. I may have added some of that.

[Tom Griswold]

So what I was going to say was the last time there was a hawk in a batting cage, it was Ken Harrelson playing for the Cleveland Indians.

[Christy Lee]

Who's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Anyone I know? He's a baseball player.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, he. Oh, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nicknamed the Hawk.

[Tom Griswold]

Ken Harrelson. Hawk had a big, not funny hook nose.

[Christy Lee]

So it was called the hawk because. Other. Hook nose.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You're making fun of the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Boston Red Sox.

[Christy Lee]

That's awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Cleveland Indian. Yeah, he was. He was in the COVID of Sports Illustrated when I was a kid. I was a big fan.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

So. But I. I was so proud of that joke. And then of course, didn't work at.

[Christy Lee]

All because, well, we don't know who he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's someone in their truck right now laughing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Whether or not laugh, they're going, oh, man, I love the hawk.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't beat yourself up.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think, if I'm not mistaken, he retired from baseball and tried to make it as a pro golfer. I think I'll have to. I'd have to look that up. Why you Know when you're a kid and you get certain sports idols. Ken the Hawk Herald. Cool nickname.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Persevered in spite of his huge nose.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Hawkish.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find if we'll find a baseball card. We get back to the Sports Desk. That isn't just any sports desk, ladies and gentlemen. That is the Sports Desk, occupied by Chick Magee on ordinary days. But today it's the prize pick Sports Desk occupied by Jeff Oscar.

[Christy Lee]

I have kind of a hawk story. You know how I've become bird lady. Right. I'm crazy bird lady.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So I've been feeding the birds like it's my job, especially now that it's. Check local listings. Very cold in our area, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So Sunday, we're sitting there having coffee, and my husband looks out and he goes, oh, my gosh, look at that hawk. And he had grabbed what I thought was a mouse. I'm like, oh, good. He's taking care of our mouse population. And he sits back there and he does his little thing, you know. Scared all the other birds away. By the way, he didn't tell me till yesterday. Oh, by the way, that wasn't a mouse. That was one of your birds. I was like, what?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He goes, yeah. He went after one of those slow little chickadee birds.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. They'll hang out by your bird feeder and pick. Pick the birds.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Pat Godwin]

Eat other birds?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I didn't know that.

[Pat Godwin]

I was like, I don't know that either.

[Jess Hooker]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, on a positive note.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. I just Googled it. Kenneth Smith Harrelson. This is. I'm reading. This is not my interpretation. There's a picture of the hawk that's.

[Jeff Oskay]

He does kind of have a hawk.

[Tom Griswold]

He was called the hawk. This is what they say, due to his, quote, distinctive profile.

[Christy Lee]

So it's like an Owen Wilson, though.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Owen Wilson's got a nose that kind of goes left and right. And this one. This is just a giant.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not. It's not that bad.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to imitate his. When he would get to the plate, he would do this thing right. Put the bat in back of him. I used to imitate that as a kid. But anyway.

[Pat Godwin]

Bet you're a hit at parties.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Again, I'd like to say hi to the one guy in a truck who's a former fan of Ken the Hawk Harrelson. And I hope he's doing well. He's a TV announcer now.

[Christy Lee]

Is he still with us?

[Tom Griswold]

I Think so, yeah. Okay, here's a picture.

[Pat Godwin]

They make him sit like Hawaii.

[Tom Griswold]

Hawaiian shirt.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It really isn't that bad. It's not as bad.

[Christy Lee]

Not that bad.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy that went to my high school, man, that guy had it. They should have. They should have called him the Beak.

[Jess Hooker]

I Like a big nose.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Like, that's a distinct feature. I. I think that's attractive.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Adam Driver, for example.

[Jeff Oskay]

Big.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, exactly. That kind of nose. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you want to be called the Hawk? I think it's kind of a cool nickname.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

The Hawk.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. I'm sorry. I'm back to you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Caitlin Clark, the legend. Caitlin Clark is joining NBC's pregame coverage for Sunday Night basketball. NBC announced Tuesday that the Indiana Fever star will be part of its team when the LA Lakers played the New York Knicks at Madison Square Garden. She says she'll. She's excited to join the crew to share her insights on the game that she loves so much.

[Christy Lee]

When's she going to come back to play?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they. The whole league's probably not going to start. There's a labor dispute. They're not necessarily going to be having a wnba.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. Not going well. The negotiations, supposedly they're, quote, very far apart.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's not a good thing. But I went to. I saw Caitlin play it. She's amazing. It's so cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I hope she gets to. Oh, they get to play. And I hope she gets to play, too.

[Jeff Oskay]

ESPN reports legendary NFL coach Bill Belichick will not be a first Bella inductee to the Pro Football hall of Fame. Despite six super bowl titles and decades of success, voters declined to place Belichick in the hall on his first year.

[Tom Griswold]

The insider thing on this is they're penalizing him for cheating. Cheating. So they. They supposedly. Certain. I think. What is it? 10 guys are in charge of this and a bunch of baseball. Right. A bunch. Excuse me, a bunch of football writers. And I think Bill Pulleyan's on the committee and so is Tony Dungy, but apparently there are some people that, because he was caught cheating a couple times or allegedly, they're going to make him sit out a year because clearly his record is clearly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The only coach that has more wins, I think, is John Carroll. Graduate stake.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Give us more hints.

[Jeff Oskay]

Who is this?

[Tom Griswold]

What's his name? Marty, who had the steakhouse. What's his name? Don Shul, I think, has more wins.

[Christy Lee]

But I Think they're all just jealous because he has a 25 year old girlfriend.

[Tom Griswold]

That could be.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. They're waiting until they break up. She doesn't come to the ceremony.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. After his record, what was he, like 4 and 8? Yeah. College coach. It was, it was rough. But that's the inside scoop supposedly is that he's, they're just penalizing him for because he should be a first ballot. Well, of course. Yeah. His scandal with the video on the. What is it? Deflate gate. Yeah, etc. Etc. Etc. Now coming up, we have, when we come back, I think we have to get to this story about the new adult toy that apparently can play music internally.

[Christy Lee]

We also have a world record to get to.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, friends. This is the Baba Tom show coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Across from me, the lovely Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Jess.

[Jeff Oskay]

Next to her, the just as lovely Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

And the super sexy Pat Goblin. Next to her, you. I'm Jeff Oskay at the prize pick sports desk. Next to me, Mr. Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

I feel pretty.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, you should. And There he is, Mr. Disappointed in me again, Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

No. I had high hopes for my Ken the Hawk Harrelson reference.

[Jess Hooker]

You did it, though. You did it. You told all of us we were.

[Christy Lee]

Going to get it.

[Jess Hooker]

And you were right.

[Christy Lee]

None of us knew who he was. It's not, it's not Jeff's fault that he had a reference.

[Tom Griswold]

He had a couple of great years with the Boston Red Sox. He was a Cleveland Indian.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, that's great. But.

[Tom Griswold]

And his nickname was the Hawk because he has a huge nose. He's still a baseball announcer. He was one when I was a kid. He was my favorite.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Along with Vic Davalio and Ken the Hawk.

[Christy Lee]

Chick would say if he were here.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's, he would have. No Chick would have known who the Hawk was.

[Pat Godwin]

But what was the joke again, now that we all know?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that setup. The setup was. Thanks for laughing, Ace. The setup was in Virginia. Why else would I do a stupid story about a hawk being caught in a batting cage in Virginia? See, there was this bird who got, who flew into a batting cage and he got stuck. And the great people in the, in the animal Savior Rescue World went out there and they saved this critter. And I said the last time that a Hawk was in a batting cage, it was Ken Harrelson. You see? Sure, he was a great hitter.

[Pat Godwin]

It's more of a statement than hit, hit righty.

[Tom Griswold]

It's more of a statement than a joke. Yes, but it references something that I did from my own childhood. There's some Cleveland Indian fan out there right now that was driving a few minutes ago that had to pull over.

[Christy Lee]

We've got people that are disputing you now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

This is Joe Caruso. I'm the guy in the truck. According to Tom's reference, Ken Harrelson was amusing but incorrect. Andre Dawson is the most recent player known as the Hawk.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't say anybody being recent.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what Jason.

[Christy Lee]

You said. The last person that was known in a body in a batting cage was as the Hawk was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Ken Harrelson. The real true Dawson.

[Pat Godwin]

You should be president.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the real. The real. The real Hawk. I want Harrelson on the phone now.

[Christy Lee]

Gary from Auburn says the same thing. Well, they're all going with Dawson here.

[Pat Godwin]

Dawson, yes. Yeah, we all knew Dawson.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So if I done the Dawson joke. Anyway, sorry, but see, did Grande Dawson go on to a career in television announcing?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what the hell he's doing.

[Tom Griswold]

That shows how obscure he is.

[Pat Godwin]

Find out what he's doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see, where were we? Or we have we completed our sports.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bro. That is sports.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

I thought we had a world record, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oscar broadcast from the prime, the Price Pick sports desk. I've got a world record probably over here.

[Christy Lee]

You teased one, so I assumed.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. Give me just a second. All right. How's the weather out there?

[Christy Lee]

Weather is cold. Andre Dawson is retired. He's old. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Who did he play for?

[Christy Lee]

Play for the Cubs.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, again. Did he play in the World Series?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? I'm not sure I do have a world right.

[Christy Lee]

Then why did you tease it?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I'm scrambling here. We've got missing people missing in action.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you can handle this.

[Jeff Oskay]

We got this.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I know, but I thought I had a world record. Boy, some of this is so boring. Can you believe this story? Yeah. Oh, God.

[Pat Godwin]

We say every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen to this. Listen to this. No wonder I skipped this one. A new kind of social event is taking over friend groups. Anyone want to guess it's instead of having.

[Christy Lee]

Is this a world record?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. This is much more Boring. It's called administration night.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yes.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

This is huge.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Huge. We all get together, we all bring a bottle of wine, and we do all of the tasks that we've been putting off. Is that what this is?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You pay your bills together, get a little wine buzz.

[Jess Hooker]

It'll be fine. Yeah. So you. Yeah, there's a doctor's bill you haven't logged on and paid yet. You pay that, you need to make an appointment at the vet for your dog. You do that, but you do it in a group.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, for God's.

[Jess Hooker]

And it's.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, drink out of the bottle and do your bills.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you're talking. You got on your laptop, you're doing your stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, this is gonna. Amy's gonna hate this. Amy, we're having administration night tonight. You're gonna have to go there because she writes all the checks. I haven't written check in 40 years.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I hate doing that. I never do that.

[Jess Hooker]

There's something. And I can't remember what the term is, but if you have someone there with you, you'll go ahead and do what you need to do. But if you're alone, you keep putting it off. It's like when somebody comes over and you're like, cleaning and talking in the kitchen. My sister does that. Like, I'll go over there and she'll start cleaning and then she'll get her stuff done because we're talking, so it doesn't feel like she's cleaning and getting.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's true. I completely agree. According to the. This is from the Wall Street Journal. Chris Collin explained that his circle of friends gets together to take their respective administrative tasks. They've been putting off, as you said, like Dr. Portals, DMV, bureaucracy, proposals, expenses, and other headaches. Paying your bills.

[Pat Godwin]

I invite my girlfriend to come over and clean my apartment.

[Jeff Oskay]

It.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a fun time.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's a good.

[Jess Hooker]

And you watch her and you talk. You entertain her.

[Pat Godwin]

I entertain her? I sing for her.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

That's so sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I break up for her? Jesus.

[Pat Godwin]

There's no way she'll do it on her own.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Oh, that's right. It's Tuesday.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. What day is it? It doesn't matter. I can't imagine any of my friends come over to sit. Hey, let's go. We're going to pay our bills.

[Jess Hooker]

I think this is obviously, like, people in their 20s, like people who struggle to do this, kind of be an adult. Yeah. To be an adult. It's a transitionary thing. Like, hey, we'll get a lot of these articles.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there's some intern sitting around at Esquire and someone goes, hey, maybe people do this and they write a whole thing about it that I'm not sure this is really happening.

[Jess Hooker]

It. I mean, according to social media, there are a lot of people, like I said, usually women in their 20s getting together and doing this.

[Pat Godwin]

So have you done this?

[Christy Lee]

I have two girls in their 20s. I'll ask them about this.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, No, I don't. I haven't done this.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll ask Willie. Yeah. Oh, wait a minute. I think I'm paying this bill.

[Pat Godwin]

Comes into your house.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a guy version of this. When you guys get together and watch sports and you're, you're making your bets and doing that thing like, that's kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of like paying bills. No, it's not. That's just, that's just. That's just losing or winning.

[Jeff Oskay]

Make sure all the strippers have money to feed the kids tomorrow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, see you're doing your part.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey. I'll keep looking for that world record. But speaking of strippers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This story, I don't understand how this is possible. And I don't. Don't write me letters. They're not strippers, but the scantily clad ladies at a famous. What do they call them? Breastaurant. Have you seen this story?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, hold on. I didn't know that's where you were going.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Hooters gone?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, they're still around.

[Tom Griswold]

They're thriving.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a couple of them doing very well.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're not doing well.

[Pat Godwin]

I know the one I go to is thriving.

[Christy Lee]

The one here still open.

[Jess Hooker]

They're one downtown.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

But what's the other one called?

[Christy Lee]

Twin Peaks.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's the story.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tilted Kilt.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that one's down.

[Christy Lee]

That one's gone. Yeah. But the Texas based so called restaurant known as Twin Peaks is filed for bankruptcy. Twin Hospitality, the chain's parent company, announced it filed for Chapter 11 in a bid to strengthen capital structure and drive long term growth. In a statement, Twin Hospitality said, quote, our focus in this process remains providing quality service to our customers and supporting our franchise partners and the thousands of corporate and franchise employees and storing the.

[Tom Griswold]

People we owe money to. Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

The news comes a little over a year since the company went public for about $1 billion.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think their downfall was when they made that all the waitresses had to be over 40 easy.

[Pat Godwin]

Jeff, Jeff, look at your audience.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you trying to help break up? I'm the one trying to help Pat break up. There's one near here. I have never driven by it and not seeing at least 50 pickup trucks in the parking lot.

[Jess Hooker]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's always packed. And the one here used to be a restaurant owned by a friend of mine. And it's a really cool building. A beautiful building made of real logs and I mean it's just spectacular.

[Jeff Oskay]

A building made of wood.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you go start my time? No, no. It's like a log cabin.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Have they attempted a restaurant for the ladies that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they did. It was called Cox or something and.

[Christy Lee]

It did not go well.

[Tom Griswold]

No, wasn't it. Wasn't it called Cox?

[Christy Lee]

I think you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe peckers like Hooters.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, maybe that was it.

[Pat Godwin]

Not the C word.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a type of chicken dick.

[Pat Godwin]

Not where I come from.

[Jess Hooker]

No, that's not one. Dick's last resort. That's not for the ladies.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, that. No, no. That's where they.

[Christy Lee]

There was Tallywackers. That was only around for about a year in Texas. Dallas.

[Pat Godwin]

Not bad. And they had almost naked guys.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, almost.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know if that would fly again. I don't understand. Maybe the one we have here is an outlier.

[Christy Lee]

But no, there are some still open. They're like 42 restaurants still open across the country. I just looked.

[Tom Griswold]

Of what?

[Christy Lee]

Of Hooters.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, but I mean. I mean the Twin Peaks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Twin Peaks is still open here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, how can they be going bankrupt if they're.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they file for chapter 11, which means they're still going to stay in business.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not going to pay their bills. Yeah, nice. Yeah, I've been on the other side of that. It really sucks. Hey, remember the money we owe you? You can't have it.

[Jess Hooker]

Too bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I had to buy back my inventory. That was nice.

[Christy Lee]

It was called Roosters. The.

[Jeff Oskay]

See, there you go.

[Pat Godwin]

That works. Not cock.

[Jess Hooker]

I wonder what they wore.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think it actually took off.

[Pat Godwin]

What did they wear?

[Tom Griswold]

COD pieces?

[Christy Lee]

No, they were. They have on a tank top and orange shorts in this picture. Just like Hooters.

[Tom Griswold]

Would that be a funny visual? You a guy naked, except there's a big fish hanging in front of his johnson. It's a COD piece.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, so you're saying that Hooters and some locations of Twin Peaks of the so called restaurants are leaving us ironic tata? You see the irony there, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

I see the irony.

[Tom Griswold]

And Harrelson sent me that joke.

[Pat Godwin]

Jeff didn't ruin that one.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, our time so hard that our time so hard that guys are gonna have to go back to the old traditional strip club. Breakfast.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I think only fans. You can microwave your pizza and sit there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you doordash. Doordash and only fans.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you don't have to go out anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think it's very popular on. I know, Football Sunday. It's big again.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't see how they could not.

[Christy Lee]

Be doing well, maybe in their franchise. So maybe some franchises are doing better than others. Who knows?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, like I said, the one here, I mean the one here, honestly, it's almost all pickup trucks.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, yeah, it's because, you know, that's where they're doing all the construction. Yeah, those guys got a lunch somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no wonder it's taking them three and a half years.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Check local listings. My favorite freeway entrance has been closed for three and a half years. I don't see it opening anytime soon. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

And by the way, Twin Peaks, that was the most scantily clad place of all time.

[Christy Lee]

No, I've never been.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we took 13 year old nephew and his friend for the first time and they.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, they thought they were at a strip club.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's crazy.

[Jess Hooker]

Their minds were blown and.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's just not their minds that are being blown. For an extra 100 bucks, there's a back room.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll show you three piece.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a song about this back?

[Pat Godwin]

I will in five minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. Well, I need an explanation. I don't understand. We have a world record coming up. As soon as I find.

[Jess Hooker]

I like all the other stories that are coming in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, some of these, these are stories I decided not to do. We could do that again.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's always fun. I'll click on. This is the. This is an envelope that I marked. Maybe later.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, maybe later.

[Pat Godwin]

It might be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

This one I think is too sad.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I love those.

[Jess Hooker]

Let's get sad for a second, people.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the headline. People with binge watching addiction are more likely to be lonely.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, really, that's what I said. It's kind of depressing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because if you're sitting there binge watching, then you have nothing else to do.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, I don't really binge watch, but there's like a couple of shows that Kelly and I watch together. And we've talked about this before. If, like, for example, we're watching the Pit right now, but it's not. It's like cheating on her to watch it without her around.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that is the new cheating.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't consider myself lonely. Hell, I'd like to be alone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but you're not binge watching 10 episodes at a time. You're not sitting there all day watching a show, series after series. Binge watching means. Yeah, it means sitting down and watching the whole.

[Jeff Oskay]

The whole thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like, all 10 episodes.

[Tom Griswold]

See, like I said, that's incredibly sad.

[Christy Lee]

That's kind of.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the way people do it.

[Tom Griswold]

The only time. The only time I did that was when I was recovering from surgery.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, had nothing else to do.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Suffered through Better Call Saul.

[Pat Godwin]

But you're binging heated rivalry right now.

[Tom Griswold]

No. So I haven't watched any of that. Have you watched any of that?

[Jess Hooker]

No, but it seems like they're shoving it right down my throat every time I.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that season. That's episode two.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the show. That's the show about. It's two gay hockey players that are closeted.

[Jess Hooker]

Every time I open hbo, it's like, hey, watch this. Watch this.

[Christy Lee]

Because everybody else is watching.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's written by a woman.

[Christy Lee]

It's written by a woman.

[Tom Griswold]

So. So to me is. This is kind of. So this is kind of like Sex in the City where it's completely artificial.

[Jess Hooker]

How does it appeal to.

[Christy Lee]

Because it's a large. The guys are hot and it's a love story, and it's about their rivals on two different teams. And they have to be. They have to keep their relationship secret. And then they also have to be with women because they have to keep a front. And then the guys get jealous over the women, and it's. It's kind of. It's touching. I've watched some of it. My girls are real into it. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

You know the word. The working time.

[Jess Hooker]

Sexy.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

It's kind of steamy. It's kind of steamy. There's a lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't. You didn't hear the working title?

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Butt puck.

[Pat Godwin]

You didn't hear that?

[Jess Hooker]

I heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

Episode one, Putting the Bone in Zamboni. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

It's a. It's a. There's a story. I mean, it's not just that.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Although with two guys, there's no penalty. Bomb box. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

[Jeff Oskay]

A lot of high sticking, though.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, we'll try to repair things and I promise I'll find a world record. We what? Do you guys want to hear one?

[Christy Lee]

No, that's okay. I only said that because you promoted it. I figured you had one.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. By the time you we got to it, I figured I would have found one. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Christy Lee]

Hi, Jeff.

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I found that world record.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I know why I didn't print it. Yeah. Boy, this is really dumb.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's why it's called stupid World Record.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. That's. That's my line.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe we should call it dumb Work World Record.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to read this verbatim from the Guinness World Record people. Okay, the prose is already bothering me. It says a devoted father living in Denmark has broken the Guinness World Record for the most languages featured in one song. Okay, wow. Philip Halloon wrote a song telling his son, I love you in 521 different languages.

[Pat Godwin]

I heard the song this morning. It's wild.

[Christy Lee]

Did you really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I listened to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Is it any good?

[Pat Godwin]

Honestly, no.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, first of all, to have 521 phrases in a song, it must be longer than Mountain Jam on the Allman Brothers Eat a Peach album.

[Christy Lee]

That's relatable.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

You could have gone with Freebird.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I mentioned Eat a Peach because yesterday I mentioned Little Martha, and all of you musical illiterates had never heard it. Didn't you listen to it on the way home?

[Jeff Oskay]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

I liked it. It's very nice. What did I say? Christy?

[Christy Lee]

You started to say Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry, Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Pat and I look so much alive.

[Tom Griswold]

40, 41 year old Philip Halloon. Okay, already I'm laughing. It's Mr. Halloon here. 521 different languages.

[Christy Lee]

How could it have a melody? Because that's what I was wondering.

[Pat Godwin]

It doesn't. It's in A minor.

[Tom Griswold]

Jason, can you find this when you hear this? He speaks Danish, English, Arabic, Hebrew, French.

[Christy Lee]

Are we going to run through the 520 languages?

[Pat Godwin]

You know there were 500.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, maybe 20.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought there was one.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

I think he starts making stuff up at the end.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the thing. I mean, how are you gonna know, right? When he goes, you're going, oh, yes, that's nailed it. Yeah. Can you imagine? I mean, and people are already pissed that Bad Bunny's playing the super bowl halftime. Can you imagine? They brought this guy out. And now to say special hello to Phil in the country. You've never heard of Denmark?

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't have a Middle Eastern accent.

[Christy Lee]

Not Indian. I don't know where you're getting that.

[Jess Hooker]

Anybody that doesn't live here sounds like.

[Tom Griswold]

That and go back home. Wow. So how. How long is this thing? Did you listen to the whole thing?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I couldn't get through it. It seemed like it might be pretty long, though. It went on forever.

[Christy Lee]

20.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's on a YouTube clip that I caught.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Did you find this thing yet, Jason? Okay, we're looking. Yeah. Okay. All right. This is once again the Guinness World Record guitar for the most foreign languages in one song. I get irritated if there's a. A song that's not in English.

[Pat Godwin]

He beat the old record of guess what? 398.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he. He killed it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Are there 521 different languages? Apparently this is why Esperanto was such a great idea. Do you know what Esperanto is, Ms. Hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Esperado was a language created by a bunch of goody goodies that wanted to just have all of us live in peace. You know what I'm talking about?

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And they were going to have a universal language.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

So everyone would just speak Esperanto, spend euros.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think you can still take lessons in it if you want.

[Christy Lee]

For. Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, so you can find your fellow. You can find your fellow peace nerds.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think Esperanto was in his 520 language?

[Tom Griswold]

It had to be, because just like I said, I'm with Jeff on this. I get to 20 and I'm out. Okay. This is it. Oh, is. Is it marked I love you, or you're just saying hi? Okay. You know, he knows who. You know, he knows who pays him. Okay, here we go. Why am I not hearing anything?

[Pat Godwin]

That's the. That's the mute language.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. Oh, I see. I'm sorry. The guy's got a musical intro. Yeah, you gotta wait to it if you have. 521. Come on. All right. Okay. What. What language is that?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

That'd be 18, right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that more than one language?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a really long. I love you.

[Tom Griswold]

All I heard was carne asada.

[Pat Godwin]

I love the car.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can you imagine being his son and having to sit there and list. Listen to this. And act like you love it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Thanks, Chad.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he's gonna be 10 by the time he finishes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm a little light on my Swahili today. Here we go. Here we go.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Monto Daran.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't heard a language I recognize yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go. Maybe it's the basso profundo of his voice.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if he's going in. I wonder if he's going in alphabetical.

[Tom Griswold]

That last one, I think, means don't jump.

[Pat Godwin]

He gets to the end, someone says, you never said, I love you.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. Doesn't even rush.

[Christy Lee]

Like, said it couldn't be there.

[Pat Godwin]

Could not be repeating himself.

[Jess Hooker]

You know, when my dad's guilt set in, he'd, like, buy me a bike or take me to the water.

[Tom Griswold]

What's wrong with this guy?

[Pat Godwin]

I love you. I love you. I love you.

[Christy Lee]

Of all the world records to pick, he had to pick that one.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't pick it.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's the whole point.

[Christy Lee]

No, I mean this guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was so stupid. I didn't do the story.

[Christy Lee]

I can't believe there was already a record.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

398.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What's the time on that song. How long does that.

[Tom Griswold]

This is just an excerpt. Oh, man. You know, we should do Pat.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I was thinking something going down vulgar lane.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're like, there you go.

[Jess Hooker]

Jason just said 23 minutes.

[Pat Godwin]

23 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. Can you imagine having to suffer through that?

[Jess Hooker]

I can't imagine sitting with my dad for 23min.

[Tom Griswold]

I was thinking of doing one where you do dirty words for.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that'd be fun.

[Christy Lee]

In different languages.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Remember the song that I did? The song Shut up where it was. It was all saying shut up in different languages.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to pay a lady to help me write that. Just I to translate Shut up. And she was really sweet. She was a college professor.

[Christy Lee]

This was obviously before chat GPT could be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but she was a college professor and she knew all these languages and yesheep.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I remember Shut up as a boon come and. Whoa. No boon come. I believe was. What was that? Korean or something?

[Christy Lee]

Isn't Fairmeila bush.

[Tom Griswold]

That's French.

[Pat Godwin]

French.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut your mouth.

[Christy Lee]

Shut your mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Cheesy bush.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe isn't fromage cheese.

[Christy Lee]

And we have chiefs in the news coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, that's. That's our world record for today. And you're welcome. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe we can hear a little bit of my version, the. The shutter.

[Christy Lee]

We haven't heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a classic. Remember thinking about that in the shower?

[Christy Lee]

I wonder why.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe because so when yourself.

[Jess Hooker]

By the way, on the other side of the door.

[Tom Griswold]

This goes back several administrations. I know, I know. Actually, I was probably alone, now that.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Get into getting the boys up and bring them here for breakfast. We will get everything sorted out, I promise. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Way soon.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, friends, and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Across from me at the I hate Steven Singer Desk, Ms. Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Jeffy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Next to her in the Silac Insurance Company news desk, we have Ms. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pat's over there working hard on a song. Hello, I'm Jeff Oskay at the prize pick sports desk. There's Mr. Ace Cosby. And back to the man, the legend, my friend. Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, can you smell my tongue burning?

[Christy Lee]

God. Burned your tongue, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Hot coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, microwave.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It still works. What an idiot I am. Okay, where was. Oh, I know. We were playing this dumb song. This is a. This was a world record I didn't want to do, but you guys forced me. Yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did force you to do anything.

[Tom Griswold]

The. This guy has the world record for the most foreign languages in one song. How long is the song, Pat? 21 minutes, I think he says I love you and 23. Yeah, more than 500 languages. This says 521 languages. Is he doing, like, variations of Chinese and.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I think that that's. I think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm sure there's. Yeah, there's. How many Chinese languages?

[Tom Griswold]

Portuguese, various dialects.

[Christy Lee]

It'd have to be. There's no way.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, he did this. A tribute to his son. His name is Philip Halloon, and Mr. Halloon is from Denmark. And I'm going to play a little bit of this for you. And it's kind of a down tempo thing. You'll see. Here we go. Starts kind of like Stairway.

[Christy Lee]

Guess What? There are 7,000 different languages spoken around the world. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't even grasp Spanish in high school. Okay, here we go. There he is. Here it is. All I heard was something like dago carne asada. I don't know what the hell that means, but I think it's. I think it's insulting. Either tacos or somebody's shoes. Yeah, here's a little more a of it. Was that I love you.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

What did he say? I love you there? I didn't hear.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Yeah. I can't understand any of it. But now, Pat, you are working on a similar project. I understand. And I will say. You're going to say what?

[Pat Godwin]

I'll say one word in a bunch of different languages, and at the end I'll say English. See if you can figure it out.

[Jeff Oskay]

On the way up.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So we can figure out the English word. Okay. What's. What? What, what is the first one? What, what, what languages? At least give me a hint.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the very first one is Japanese.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

Vagina.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, what was that?

[Christy Lee]

Did you do that on the break?

[Jess Hooker]

Are those real?

[Pat Godwin]

Real?

[Jess Hooker]

That's real.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all real.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I did it on the break. I looked it up. Gosh, yeah, boy. Chitsu is Chitsu in Japanese means the old. The JJ Ying dio. In Chinese. That's In Arabic, I'm a hardball.

[Jess Hooker]

What'd you say?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's close. It's al maball. Yeah, okay. In Russian. Oh boy. Viagalish.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I skipped that one.

[Tom Griswold]

In Dutch. Oh, in Dutch it's. It's vagina.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

In fact, the last six of them. In Portuguese it's vagina.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In Italian it's vagina.

[Christy Lee]

Vagina.

[Tom Griswold]

Vagina pizza.

[Pat Godwin]

Please don't make it prego.

[Tom Griswold]

In German, every one of them. In French it's vajin.

[Pat Godwin]

You can figure that out?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, every one of them. And that's interesting. So I guess USA rules.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now if we had more time, I could do a slang terms.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Did we get to not get to hear your song?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, this is one we love your years ago that I had to consult with a college professor to find out. But these are all according to her, these were the proper translations of the term. Shut up. Okay, we don't have to do the whole thing. I'll play a little bit of it for you though. Excuse me, darling, I hate to interrupt you, but there's something I must tell you. I will say sing for you, my dear. If you find yourself in Holland they'll say to you how ya mall? In France they'll say ferme la Gaul. In Athens you'll hear skamos. In Berlin it's Helton. See the schnauzer bowser. It's simply bu. Come, let me translate for you, darling. Shut up. Shut up. You get the idea.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you don't want to hear the whole song.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh no, that's a classic from the Bob and Tam Bandit Orchestra. Saved by the great arrangement of Steve Ali. I don't know who's singing in that is.

[Christy Lee]

Close your mouth. So I was a little bit wrong. It wasn't shut up but.

[Tom Griswold]

Gum or something. I forgot what it was. Yeah, that's a live version of that, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, from Live Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, fun. So that's what it sounds like. With no talent. No talent and no sleep.

[Pat Godwin]

I tell you what, you communicate that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again written during a previous administration, of course. Although talking really wasn't the problem.

[Christy Lee]

You want to get into that? Would you like a little therapy?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. Yeah, let's just move forward here. Now we have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we were talking about Vajayjay's groove thing is a sex toy. That actually plays music inside the person who's using it. Yeah, that's right. It's peaches and herb, a little shake your groove thing. It's being called the world's first internal player and it is now on the market.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, before we get to this, I had mentioned earlier that when I. When I first saw the story, I recalled in my days as a runner, I would of course wear prior. Now it's a lot easier, but I can't.

[Christy Lee]

I can't really run anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can wear earbuds now. And before that you could. A few years ago you could strap something on your shoulder with a wire. Yeah, but. And then before that there was the Walkman. The Walkman. And then there was the Discman. Yeah. But before any of those were around, there was a thing called a bone phone. And pardon the name. I know what you're thinking. It's not a phone. It's not a phone that looks like a set of genitalia. It's a. It was a thing that, that when we had the ad before, it. It looked like a collar.

[Christy Lee]

Looked like a scarf.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And the idea was that it would come through your bones and you could hear it while you were running.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

So you would tune it like an FM radio. Right. Yeah, the bone phone. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. I never saw one. This is the first time hearing.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think. I'm not. I'm trying to go by. I don't think it was a cassette player.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And it certainly wasn't digital.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So. But that's how it worked.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Not through the ears at all. You just.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd feel it that no ear.

[Christy Lee]

Did it work?

[Tom Griswold]

No earbuds. Not very well. And then we had a member. We had a. We had a letter earlier this morning from some guy who also bought one. Right. He said he got one in 1979 and it didn't work real well.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So now if you want to go from there, this thing, I guess, uses the same principle.

[Christy Lee]

According to the Kickstarter campaign page, the user can feel the music through a high fidelity resonator that transmits sound waves as physical sensations. It's now available. You can purchase it for 339.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. $339 for the single kit, 5.99 for the couples kit purchases. Come with. Are we ready?

[Tom Griswold]

I had come. I wouldn't have.

[Christy Lee]

I know my audience.

[Pat Godwin]

Inside the woman.

[Christy Lee]

It's inside the woman. It's inside the man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, keep reading. You'll see.

[Christy Lee]

Comes with an anal Attachment. Vaginal attachment, and an external massage attachment along with the external speaker. So you got everything going on there.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what it sounds like when you're outside the lady and she's. She's playing that. You pick a song and you'll. I'll play it for you now from inside the lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead, pick a song.

[Pat Godwin]

Go ahead, pick a song. Any song.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

One of your favorite songs.

[Christy Lee]

One of my favorite songs.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe one of your. Any one of mine. ABBA songs.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So lovely.

[Tom Griswold]

So with this.

[Christy Lee]

And she feels it, apparently. Right? That's the.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, there's a picture of it, and I'm. And it. It looks like a relatively traditional.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it kind of does.

[Jess Hooker]

But it also looks like that when we would have the short. The microphones on the short stands.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

That looks like that, too.

[Tom Griswold]

But also it looks like the inside of one of those lava lamps.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, if you see all the anal one. Yeah, I see the anal lava lamp.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, that thing gets really hot. Yeah, you got to be ready for that one. Yeah, this is. Yeah, it says there's an anal attachment, a vaginal attachment.

[Christy Lee]

And then the external massager would be the one on the bottom there. The smaller one.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm assuming the anal attachment is in green.

[Jess Hooker]

That one really sounds like.

[Christy Lee]

So the one.

[Tom Griswold]

So, sonically, you're not hearing it. It's allegedly being played through. Vibrating through your. I mean, do you hear lyrics or is it just pulsating?

[Jess Hooker]

Where's the microphone?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's. It's a speaker. It. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

There's also an external speaker.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's the external speaker.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. Yeah, Christie's right. It's Bluetoothing, Right? Bluetoothing. To the attachment. The attachments. And then they're inserted.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

So I hear the music and on the speaker there, while the thing is inside.

[Christy Lee]

And you feel it.

[Jess Hooker]

I feel the rhythm of it.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's also. Supposedly, you're hearing the music just with.

[Pat Godwin]

That thing inside of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine? You get one of those vinyl snobs, and then again, hey, I'll tell you what. You have not heard the Allman Brothers wasted words until you've heard it in your ass.

[Christy Lee]

I think Jess is right. I don't think you hear it through your vagina. You feel it. You feel the sensation after you've heard.

[Tom Griswold]

Side two of Abbey Road. Vaginally, you're gonna call me up and thank me.

[Christy Lee]

My husband would be excited when he.

[Pat Godwin]

Puts on come together you really.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing better, though, by the way, than a Good comedy album up the ass, huh?

[Christy Lee]

I think I'll skip.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I'm good.

[Tom Griswold]

But, no, if I'm understanding this correctly, it's not just the. The audio. Okay?

[Christy Lee]

Listen to me.

[Tom Griswold]

It's vibrating inside.

[Christy Lee]

It's vibrating. The sound waves are causing the physical sensations inside you. Like a vibrator. You're not hearing the music in your vagina. You're hearing it on the speaker outside the vagina, Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And then it's playing, but I think it's also.

[Tom Griswold]

It's also doing that bone phone thing.

[Jess Hooker]

It's. It's like. Do you remember when we had some sex toys in here and Chick would talk and Josh was wearing something, and as Chick spoke. Yes, that's what it is.

[Christy Lee]

That's what it is.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you remember this? Yes, that's. That's the same technology exactly.

[Christy Lee]

But that's not what he wants to hear. So.

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

We can hear Abba through our vagina.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go then. I'm going to stay away from it. I'm not a fan.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What would be the point of having music be. You couldn't hear it in your vagina. It's that far away.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you can feel your crotch, Fernando.

[Jeff Oskay]

And what. But what kind of music would feel best?

[Christy Lee]

Anything that has a nice beat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like a nice bass line.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what you wouldn't want to hear.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

You wouldn't want to hear this thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Jess Hooker]

That sucks. My will to live.

[Tom Griswold]

That is so awful.

[Pat Godwin]

18 more minutes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, well, you could finish a couple times.

[Jeff Oskay]

That'll dry it up.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if. I wonder if you could hook this thing up to your guitar, Pat. I bet you could.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you could Bluetooth this thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

And you could. You could do a song. Baby, this is. This one's just for you. Play gangster folk vaginally.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think the. I'm not gonna. You know, I don't want to investigate this anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you know what you'd like, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

What would I like?

[Tom Griswold]

You'd like Frampton Comes Alive. That's been your dream for 30 years.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe show me the way.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you feel like you know what you're supposed to use? The Doors are particularly good if you want to play Backdoor Man. A nice cover. Thank you, Jim. Well, what's coming up, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have Scrabble in the news. We have a very interesting makeover in the news. And ketchup and cheese. Not in the same story.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay? And right now, you are talking about the Great success of the Hoosier football team.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And last year we were doing a thing for Ohio State in this realm. This year, Niko Sports has something special for Hoosier fans, and they're already in a good mood because of last evening's basketball against Purdue. But let's go back a couple weeks to the Hoosiers winning the football championship. What do you got, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The Indiana Hoosiers, of course, took home the 2025 CFP National Champ title. And now Niko Sports has put together a limited edition football. It's a fully licensed, limited edition collectible for any Hoosier fan. It's full sized, fully embossed, comes with its own numbered certificate of authenticity. Has the beautiful Wynn logo on the front. On the back, it has the complete schedule from last year. It's not just a souvenir. No, no, no. This is part of Hoosier legend. And the key is only 5,000 of these exclusive footballs will ever be made. So when they're gone, they're gone. To reserve yours Right now, call 800-345-2868. That's 800-345-2868. And while you're there, you can also buy for an additional price a beautiful box. It's got a mahogany base and a nice little logo on it, kind of a display box. Display box, thank you. That's the word I was looking.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can actually, it's. I want to make sure that you understand. It's clear.

[Christy Lee]

It's clear.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, it'd be pretty funny to have.

[Christy Lee]

You want to see what's that in my box?

[Tom Griswold]

We're getting back to that previous story. Yeah, it's clear. So you can. Because it would be kind of funny. What's that black box in the show? Oh, there's something inside. You got to walk over there to see it.

[Christy Lee]

You'll want to see it. It's beautiful. Niko Sports. Visit online at nikosports.com that's N I K C O sports dot com. Get your historic football today. Don't wait, because once they're gone, remember, they're gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee, Nikco Niko Sports. Now coming up, we have some exciting things going on, including sexy time with Ali Breen. One of my favorite stories today is dog names and some of the dog names that are kind of going out of fashion.

[Christy Lee]

We'll have that next.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll be. You'll be quite surprised when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

[Tom Griswold]

To quote from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kit, I've got morons on my team.

[Christy Lee]

No know what you were talking.

[Jeff Oskay]

There is Jess Hooker, there's Christy Lee, there's Pat Godwin, I'm Jeff Oskar. There's Ace Cosby. And over to the lunatic, Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Captain Moron. We're just talking about. Check local listings. Very cold here. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So I was walking my dogs at about 2:30 this morning. I got up really early. So I've got my hat on that has flashing lights on it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's got a Kleeg light on top so I can see to pick up the dog. Dog poop. Then I've got flashing lights on the leashes. But I live on a dead end street, so odds are you're not gonna see anything. Not gonna.

[Christy Lee]

But just in case a coyote or a deer or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but a lot of. A lot of the doordash drivers come down my street not realizing it's a dead end. And then they have to do a U turn so I've got to avoid them twice.

[Christy Lee]

But 2:30 in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I didn't see anybody. One day another guy was walking down my street, scared the hell off of me. Turned out one of my neighbors apparently has insomnia and a small dog. But the point is, I was wearing ski goggles, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but you said your lips were going to freeze. And I said. I thought you wore baklava over your nose and mouth. Oh, that's how you're supposed to wear them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but then the, the cold air and the moisture freezes that.

[Jess Hooker]

You know how I keep my lips from freezing? I wear two pairs of pants.

[Pat Godwin]

That was racy.

[Tom Griswold]

From a married woman, no less.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Jess Hooker]

Look, I'm talking to you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes?

[Tom Griswold]

Would you want to burn my chest?

[Jess Hooker]

You're not gonna want it back.

[Tom Griswold]

Kelly's out of town. I need the taste.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's not cherry. Oh my.

[Tom Griswold]

Who said it's not cherry? Who was that?

[Christy Lee]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you're suspended. That's the best joke of the date. I don't. I don't allow that. Where were we?

[Jess Hooker]

A lot just happened.

[Tom Griswold]

How do we get back on track?

[Christy Lee]

A lot did just happen.

[Tom Griswold]

We talked about a lot today. Now, who. Have you watched this? The gay hockey show?

[Christy Lee]

He did Rivalry. Just enough to make it. Yeah, just enough. So I'm gonna watch the whole Series. I just haven't had a chance.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not gonna watch it. But it's. It's two closeted gay gents that are professional hockey players.

[Christy Lee]

Correct. And they. They play on rival teams.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they in the NHL or is it minor league? League.

[Christy Lee]

It's not minor league.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're in the NHL then.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I have a question.

[Christy Lee]

Yes?

[Tom Griswold]

If they. If the two of them pick up another guy and they all go to bed together, is that a hat trick? Anyone?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all I get is a yes? Yeah, I thought that was a good joke.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, Ace says no.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I don't know anything about hockey. That's the only hockey term I know. Except for maybe icing the puck, but I don't even know what that means.

[Jess Hooker]

What does that mean?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It's a hockey thing that's confusing. It crosses two lines. I have no interest. I could care less. But the point is. Christy Lee, let's talk about dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Let us talk about dogs, shall we? A new survey shows which pet names are on the rise and which ones are disappearing. Using its policy data from 2025, pet insurance company Pet Jevity found the top 10 dog names. Were. We'll start at the bottom. Or do we do all 10?

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, I need to. I've got to get pet insurance.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

A rather expensive issue with one of my now late dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Number ten is Milo. Number nine, Rosie. Number eight, Ruby. Oh, I had a Ruby. Number seven, Teddy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait, are these going out or coming in?

[Christy Lee]

These are going. These are popular.

[Tom Griswold]

These are now popular.

[Christy Lee]

Two of these are your nieces names which I find funny. Number six, Daisy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my niece.

[Christy Lee]

I know. Number five, Lola. Number four, Willow. Number three, Poppy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my other niece.

[Christy Lee]

Number two, Bella. And number one, Luna.

[Tom Griswold]

And Abella is from some movie, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's from the Twilight series.

[Tom Griswold]

What about Luna?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That means moon. Isn't Luna a popular baby name right now too?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it is. I think it was on the baby list. Girl dogs.

[Christy Lee]

These are just dogs.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they are.

[Christy Lee]

Teddy could be a girl.

[Tom Griswold]

A boy Milo. I would think Milo would be a boy dog.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

I would. Teddy could go either way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Willow.

[Tom Griswold]

But the rest of them. I think you're right, Ace.

[Christy Lee]

They do sound like girl names. Oh, for top 10 cat, maybe. There are more female dogs. Owner. More people own female dogs than male dogs. Dogs that ensure them. That ensure them.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's an interesting. Very interesting idea. Woman hearts.

[Christy Lee]

Top ten cat names. Number ten, Tilly. Number nine, Loki.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. What's Tilly?

[Christy Lee]

Tilly is a cat name.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but what's it from?

[Christy Lee]

Does that Tilly? I don't know. I know a friend of ours has a daughter named Tilly. Very English.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't a famous actress named Tilly?

[Jess Hooker]

Jennifer.

[Christy Lee]

Jennifer Tilly. But I don't think she's that popular.

[Pat Godwin]

She's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, she's. Yeah, she's a poker player.

[Christy Lee]

White Lotus. Is she on White?

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, she is in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Chucky.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

She's a voice of Chucky's girlfriend.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, she made all her money from marrying the guy who created the Simpsons. And then he died. And then she got all that money.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, she did.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Now she is one of the housewives.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Jess Hooker]

In that franchise? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, you think you'd want to take the money and disappear?

[Jeff Oskay]

You would think Jennifer Tilly is a housewife of something.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, man, she used to be so cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, she still is kind of cool. I mean, I just. I've seen clips. It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

But why would you want your whole life ruined by cameras all around?

[Jess Hooker]

I get bored.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I think she's smoking hot.

[Christy Lee]

She's very pretty.

[Jess Hooker]

She's still got a great wreck.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

That's once again seven years old. Ms. Chapped lips over there.

[Christy Lee]

She is 67 years old.

[Jess Hooker]

She looks great.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, I got us off the topic of cat names. Where were we?

[Christy Lee]

Cat names. Tilly. Loki. Number nine.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Is Loki.

[Christy Lee]

Loki is. Yeah, he's a character in the Marvel movies.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I hate that. Oh, right. Yeah, I love Loki. Like a superhero or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, well, he's kind of a bad guy. Superhero.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I'm out.

[Christy Lee]

Number eight, Daisy. Number seven. Milo. These are cat names? Yes. They can cross borders.

[Tom Griswold]

Supposed to be dog names.

[Christy Lee]

Number six.

[Tom Griswold]

Six.

[Christy Lee]

Coco. Oh, I used to have a cocoa. Number five, Lola. Number four, Nala.

[Tom Griswold]

Lola, by the way, is a male cat posing as a female cat.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody heard of the King?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, we all have.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. I'm striking out every time.

[Christy Lee]

Number three is Willow.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the King song? Lola, Lola.

[Pat Godwin]

He knows it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was a she the whole. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, La Lolo.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why am I a.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever, Ever. Listen to the lyrics.

[Pat Godwin]

Work up a fake laugh. You won't get in trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

What's after Lola?

[Jeff Oskay]

When you said Lola, I. I thought of the other song.

[Jess Hooker]

Showgirl.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

She was a show girl.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's exactly what I thought. Too.

[Pat Godwin]

There's the song for Damn Yankees. Whatever Lolo wants.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Lola. The Kinks.

[Christy Lee]

Number four.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Nala N A L A.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that mean?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Lion King.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a kitty cat in the Lion King?

[Jess Hooker]

It's the girl.

[Christy Lee]

And These are top 10 cat names. Number three, Willow. Number two, Bella. Number one, Luna. Again, not a crossover.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it'd be funny to name a cat Rover or Fido.

[Christy Lee]

Well, only one dog named Rover and one dog named Lassie were insured with the company. One, the only one cat named Tabby in 2025 was insured. There were no Fidos or Gnashers. Well, who would name Nasher?

[Jess Hooker]

That's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, Fido was like a joke cartoon dog name.

[Christy Lee]

Pet expert Carrie Willicum said more owners are drawing on human names for their pets. That's her name or won't she?

[Jess Hooker]

We don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Carrie Willicum.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think that's. I think it's just two syllables. Carrie Wilcom.

[Jess Hooker]

Christie says it better.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Gary. Gary will come. Unless she's dating Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

She won't have.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she's Italian.

[Christy Lee]

When asked which vintage pet names people wanted to make a comeback, 30% would like to see Rex make a comeback for dogs. 25 would like to see the return of Duke.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Duke was the dog on no Beverly Hillbillies, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Beverly Hillbillies.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a bloodhound, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

30% are keen to see more cats called Tiger. Oh, tigger, rather. And 25% miss the formerly popular Smokey. Smokey. Oh, for a cat.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like Gravy could be Smokey.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a rule of thumb when naming a dog. For example, remember, it's perfectly possible that on a Saturday night you're going to be running around your neighborhood screaming your dog's name, trying to find it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my favorite favorite stories. Bob had a dog named Friday after the TV show Dragnet. And one Saturday night, his dog got loose and he was running around his neighborhood screaming, Friday. And people are thinking, there's that drunk dj. It's Saturday, for Christ.

[Jeff Oskay]

When I was younger, I watched a lady who I worked with. What's the. The dog from Magnum P.I. those dogs.

[Jess Hooker]

A German Shepherd.

[Jeff Oskay]

Doberman.

[Christy Lee]

Doberman.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was an all black Doberman named Ganja. And it was. It got out from my house and I had to run through the neighborhood for three hours yelling, ganja. Ganja.

[Tom Griswold]

Come here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ganja.

[Jess Hooker]

People thought you were selling.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, the best part was the dog would run. It was one of those who'd run like a foot from you. So you would dive after it and then it would take off again. So for three hours I'm just yelling ganja. Diving in the dark in neighbor's yards. It was fantastic.

[Pat Godwin]

Got shot at because it wasn't your corner.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, if you. So when you're naming your dog, just try to keep that in mind.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Be mindful.

[Tom Griswold]

Who named the dog Ganja, by the way?

[Jeff Oskay]

Her name was Lindora and she had a dog named Ganja.

[Christy Lee]

Her first name. I'm sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, the whole thing.

[Christy Lee]

Lindora.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, was her name.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it's not Lindor. Dora.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, her name was Lindora.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, she sounds like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she was awesome.

[Jess Hooker]

She sounds like a lady who would have a dog named Ganja.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, she worked on trucks.

[Jess Hooker]

I love it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? Oh, is she hot?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, no. But she was cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Would she whip your ass?

[Jeff Oskay]

Her and her girlfriend would have whipped my ass.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah?

[Pat Godwin]

How much that cost?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, Pat, with inflation, we're approaching a hundred dollars. What a great name. I really like that name, Lindor. That's really pretty.

[Jeff Oskay]

And our dog got you.

[Tom Griswold]

Although Lindora does sound like something from an episode of Star Trek. Yeah, it's either a planet they came from, Lindora, or it's the name of one of the ladies. Does sound like 25, you say, miss the name Smokey.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Smokey's a great name for a gray cat.

[Tom Griswold]

What are your. How many dogs do you have now?

[Christy Lee]

Two.

[Tom Griswold]

What are their names?

[Christy Lee]

Leo and Frankie.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Jess Hooker]

That's sweet. I like those.

[Christy Lee]

And Frankie's named after Grace and Frankie, so it's.

[Tom Griswold]

What are your dog's name?

[Jess Hooker]

My dog's name is James and my cat's name is Garth.

[Tom Griswold]

After Garth Brooks?

[Jess Hooker]

No, after Garth from Wayne's World.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I would think James Taylor and Garth.

[Jess Hooker]

No, James is. James is the guy who does carpool, karaoke. My daughter was a big fan of Gordon.

[Pat Godwin]

James Gordon.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And so she named her. Her service dog, James.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, what's your dog name? Brody, After.

[Pat Godwin]

It was named at the place we got him, so we kept it.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a good dog name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I like Brody.

[Jeff Oskay]

It fits him well.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he looks like a Brody.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeffrey.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have Nelly and Sophie.

[Jess Hooker]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

A Sophie's my daughter's name, though.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I named it after Chrissy's daughter.

[Christy Lee]

My daughter's bernadoodle is named Gertie.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great name.

[Christy Lee]

Gerdy. She's a Gertie.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the Herdy Gertie. Man.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song from Donovan.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure my folks reference anything.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure my 20.

[Tom Griswold]

No one knew about Ken the Hawk Harrelson. Why bother?

[Jess Hooker]

I wasn't born yet.

[Tom Griswold]

No one was Ken the Hawk Harrelson, anybody? My dog is. There's Mr. Fletcher.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Dungey and Dungy, after the great Tony Dungey. And the Chick always goes, that's a stupid name for.

[Pat Godwin]

I agree with Chick. I don't get the dungeon.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's good because Tony Dungy is someone I really admire.

[Pat Godwin]

I do, too.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you were gonna let your daughter name him.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there was a certain influence after I voted her out. You have to understand how democracy works at my place.

[Jeff Oskay]

What name did she want?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I forgot.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was like, bingo or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.

[Jess Hooker]

Ace, what's your cat's name?

[Jeff Oskay]

Mandu.

[Jess Hooker]

Mandu?

[Tom Griswold]

As in Bob Seger cat. You've heard of Bob Seeger, everybody, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Chinese dumpling.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Bob Seeger hung out with Ken Harrelson, the Hawk Boston during the World Series. For the of you that missed it, there was a Hawk reference earlier in the show, and I was castigated for not talking about some other hawk.

[Jess Hooker]

Beat us over the head with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have two dogs that fell into a frozen lake in Montana, but they were rescued. Oh, you know what we need to do is history coming up as well, because we have our sexy time.

[Tom Griswold]

This dog rescue story really isn't all that interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but then we won't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I want to do it because. Because it's so positive.

[Christy Lee]

We could use that.

[Tom Griswold]

And I just saw a great story yesterday in the news about a human being that was rescued from after going on. It was amazing. All these brave men and women who go out there and get these people. It's amazing. So I didn't have that story, but I have one about a couple of dogs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Were these dogs rescued by a hawk?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

You could tell your hawk joke again.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a way I can cram that joke in again. I'm going to get that joke and calling it a joke. I appreciate that. Because a disinterested third party might evaluate that and go, it was a phrase rather than a joke. There was not a lot there. Now, I want to say special hello to our friends at Simplisafe. We got Simply Safe right here. In fact, if you had our code, you could watch us right now and See what we were up to. Simply safe. When it comes to home security, you've been hearing about Simplisafe for a while now. We've been talking about it since before they were talking officially on the show. Chick walked in one day after a week, and he goes, I just put in a security system over the weekend. It took me half an hour. And he has since moved, I want to say, twice since then, and taken the system with him. Simply Safe home security. You can install it yourself or they'll be happy to help you install it. You can get the pros to come over and install it. We're talking about cameras and whatever suits your house. Maybe you need smoke detectors or fire alarms or perhaps carbon monoxide detectors. All the stuff to keep you safe, not to mention keeping your house safe from burglars so you can feel safe when you're not home and feel safe when you are home. Simplisafe has a bunch of new stuff going on, including AI powered cameras that are outside your house to spot real threats when they're happening in what they call real time. This is what makes a difference. This differs, I guess, from the rest of those security systems out there. Plus it's a great value. They actually have Simplisafe agents that can take action while an intruder, or I guess I should say a would be intruder, is still outside. They can talk to them through the cameras and say, hey, you're being watched. The cops are on the way. You get the idea. They can even light them up with a special spotlight system. So other cameras are available. I think Chick has. I want to say he has 11. Yeah, I think right now we've got six here. They can talk to them, like I said, through the camera. These are. This is a specialty of Simplisafe, so they can handle situations for you as they happen, as we like to say, in real time right now. By the way, this is kind of a staggering offer. 50% off any new SimpliSafe system. And this offer is about to end. So this is a good day to check into this and tell them the Bob and Tom Sto sent you by going to simplisafetom.com that's simplisafetom.com and lock in that discount today. They like to say, there's no safe like Simplisafe. It's nice being able to grab your phone and say, oh, look, there's everything. Everything is in place. And why is my dog watching that channel? I told him he's only allowed to watch C SPAN during the evenings, simply safetom.com. there's no safe like SimpliSafe. We return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios in just a moment. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show, coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

[Tom Griswold]

He's my friend.

[Jeff Oskay]

Over there in the cozy sweater is Ms. Jess Hooker. Hi, Jeffy in the puffy vest.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Keep the core warm.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ms. Christy Lee the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pat's looking at the tatas.

[Pat Godwin]

I always do.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm Jeff Oskay at the Price Fix sports desk. Next to me, Mr. Ace Cosby now with Tater Tots.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

I had to make baked potatoes last night because we talked about baked potatoes for so long.

[Tom Griswold]

If you make him in the shape of boobs, you could call them Tater Tots data. By the way, something unusual is about to happen to this show.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I believe. Is that Alzy walking by? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think Jessica Alseman, who's extraordinarily pregnant. Yeah, she's like, what, a couple weeks away? Yeah, she's gonna be coming in here in a few minutes, which means there'll be three ladies in here.

[Christy Lee]

Calm down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that a record?

[Christy Lee]

And then we'll have four with Allie.

[Tom Griswold]

When we get Ally, it's gonna be four against four. Oh, boy. Those odds are bad for us.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll see how it goes. Oh, she's a sports fan. I bet I can try my hawk joke on her.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, she'll love it. She's too young.

[Tom Griswold]

Good point, Ace.

[Pat Godwin]

And she has taste.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In fact, I don't think anybody under 70 got that joke. And again, calling it a joke is really.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have the story ready to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good, good. We'll try it again. Right now it's time for our history lesson. Christy, you'll like this first one.

[Christy Lee]

Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, St. Thomas Aquinas. Yeah. Obviously he wasn't a saint when he was first born. Of course not, little Tommy.

[Christy Lee]

My mother went to St. Thomas Aquinas School.

[Tom Griswold]

She did?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, she did.

[Tom Griswold]

He was famous for exploring the relationship between the mind of man and the mind of God. That's why he never got invited to parties. Don't go talk to Aquinus. He's going to give you that whole God thing again. Oh, Jesus Christ. Well, Jesus Christ is also part of that. Happy birthday, 1912, to artist Jackson Pollock.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. He could splatter a paint, couldn't he?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, he could.

[Christy Lee]

That's. That is an acquired taste.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that is a scam.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, it's not a scam.

[Tom Griswold]

Smoke filter all the cigarettes, took himself.

[Jess Hooker]

Out like a good artist should.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's a good book. It's a good movie.

[Pat Godwin]

It is a good movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. And Harris, God, he's great. Yeah, that's true.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's great in that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

My kids were making a. I had a little party. They were decorating birthday cakes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it looked just like Jackson Palm, except it was edible, so it was worth a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Were they using fondant?

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't that sound like a filthy word?

[Christy Lee]

I never forget when my daughter had the fondant craze for a week, and it cost me.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hundreds of dollars.

[Tom Griswold]

Finn's birthday. We had a beautiful fondant cake courtesy of the great Amy. She made. It was fantastic. Happy birthday. Alan Alda. He's famous, of course, for his grocery store.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's Aldi.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

He's over 80 now.

[Christy Lee]

Nash guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Is he 90?

[Tom Griswold]

He's got to be Alan Alda. I mean, we've talked to him.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going 90.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got a couple good books out there. You ever see the movie Sweet Liberty? I have a great little movie.

[Christy Lee]

He's 90 today.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Born in 36. Do you ever see the special Halloween episode of his most famous television show, Monster Mash?

[Jeff Oskay]

I fell right into joke again. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's go back to the.

[Tom Griswold]

Monster Mash. Doesn't get at least a circle. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Do a Christmas joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. I don't know who this guy is. Frank Darum Darabont. Born in 1959. Oh, he directed the movie Shawshank Redemption. Great movie. Terrific movie. I take it all back.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you like it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I cried like a baby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, you finally did watch it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

They say there was. I read an article. The Shawshank Redemption. One of the reasons it didn't do that well in the box office is because the title is terrible. What does that even mean?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great movie.

[Jess Hooker]

Do they tell you what it means?

[Tom Griswold]

It's the name of the prison.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the original title is, like. What is it? Like, Dorothy Lamour on the show is some.

[Christy Lee]

Some weird thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a Stephen King story.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. 1968. Happy birthday, Sarah McLaughlin. Is she the one that she the dog lady breaking hearts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they still just. Do they still do the Lilith Fair? No, no, no, no, that went away.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No, years ago.

[Jess Hooker]

It's just called the View now.

[Pat Godwin]

On fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy with the lip.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jo.

[Christy Lee]

She had the lip joke. I just tagged it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the tag was awesome. Oh, I love this guy. Mo Rocca.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

1969, we talked to Mo. He had the.

[Christy Lee]

He did obituary.

[Tom Griswold]

He bit a mobituaries. A deep dive. A deep dive into Vaughn Meter. Who? Nobody knows who that is. He had the famous. Von Meter. Made the famous album.

[Pat Godwin]

The JFK Impressions.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the jfk. Oh, I've got a couple copies.

[Jess Hooker]

Copies?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they keep sending us.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's the. That's because there are a lot of them out there.

[Pat Godwin]

There has to be. They didn't sell.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. It was the biggest selling album of all time when it came out. Of course, then during the Kennedy administration. They don't do those anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Albums.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean. Yeah, I mean, I suppose there's some vinyl out there.

[Christy Lee]

There's not a lot of vinyl.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's coming back, but I'm a big fan. Joey Fat one. Oh, sorry. Joey Fatone.

[Jess Hooker]

I loved him.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, 1977. What band was he in?

[Jess Hooker]

In sync.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

He's like my husband's doppelganger.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no wonder you love him.

[Jess Hooker]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very sweet.

[Jess Hooker]

Not the real thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I. I don't know who this is either. Ariel. Ariel Winter.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. She was a modern family.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, the middle daughter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And lastly. And. Oh, wow. This is great. In 1887, a snowstorm at Fort Keogh, Montana, produced the world's largest snowflakes, estimated to be 15 inches wide and 8 inches thick. So if you think you're snowed in now.

[Jeff Oskay]

15 inches wide now the largest snowflake is at Berkeley complaining about ice.

[Tom Griswold]

1887, work begins on the Eiffel Tower.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is one of the great monuments of all time, if not the most.

[Christy Lee]

When it's twinkling.

[Pat Godwin]

I have been up to level one and they don't let you go up there anymore. It's terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

But you have.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Pat Godwin]

1990, level one is the top.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Scary.

[Christy Lee]

There's a restaurant up there. What level is it on?

[Pat Godwin]

I have no idea. I didn't see any restaurant. A restaurant in the Eiffel Tower?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure?

[Christy Lee]

I'm pretty sure. I could be wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

Vegas. The stratosphere.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the one at Kings Island?

[Jeff Oskay]

Something of the world.

[Christy Lee]

Vern is in the. Yeah, it's a two star restaurant in Eiffel.

[Jess Hooker]

What? Two stars?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

It's a Michelin restaurant.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's pretty much it for today. That isn't too depressing. Oh, wait a minute. One more thing. US 1978, Van Halen released their debut single. Anybody know what it was?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good, Ace. A great cover of the King song. You don't think that's a good cover? It's one of the great. Yeah, you can see that. You go, man, that guy can play guitar.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, a great arrangement.

[Christy Lee]

Jules Verne restaurant, if you're going to Paris, is on the second floor of the Eiffel Tower. So you're right. You were a floor above.

[Pat Godwin]

Floor above, yeah. I don't remember a restaurant, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thanks very much. We have a sexy time with Ali Breen coming up. And the women will soon almost outnumber the men in this room. This room is the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. These are. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Story Show. This is Jeff Oskay coming to you from the Prize pick sports desk. Across from me, Ms. Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's Christy Lee.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Joining us in the studio, the very pregnant Jessica Holzman. You're looking great.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, thank you.

[Jeff Oskay]

You got the glow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You do. Oh, yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

It might be some sweat.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's Ace Cosby. And there's our man and Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

You may have the glow, but you're kind of leaning back.

[Christy Lee]

Well, she can't.

[Jessica Alsman]

So bad. It's always burning.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jessica Alsman]

Always burning.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyways, you're looking great. You are looking good. Your skin looks great.

[Christy Lee]

How many weeks we have Left?

[Jessica Alsman]

Less than 4.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Allegedly. So any day now.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you got your bag packed just.

[Jessica Alsman]

In case it's halfway packed.

[Tom Griswold]

Pack the whole thing. You know, you don't want to get there, not have whatever you're supposed to have in there.

[Christy Lee]

You don't really need much.

[Tom Griswold]

How about. Does your man Donnie, does he have his backpack?

[Jessica Alsman]

He doesn't. I should probably tell he needs to.

[Tom Griswold]

Get one packed because you may be sitting there all day. Yeah, he's going to want to have.

[Christy Lee]

You know what, though?

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't want to be rude, but I just don't care if his Bag is packed.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You shouldn't care. That's his job.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to have to entertain him.

[Jessica Alsman]

He was looking up sleeping bags on Amazon, like, for the stay, and I was like, why do you care about being comfortable?

[Tom Griswold]

You just go home.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Know.

[Tom Griswold]

But wait a second.

[Ali Breen]

He's very sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you having the kid right up here?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's where I had a couple of mine, and they got. There's a Starbucks in there.

[Christy Lee]

There is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not. I'm. I'm serious.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a Starbucks.

[Tom Griswold]

He can go down there and hang out. That's what I did.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm kidding. I went back up.

[Christy Lee]

You're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was there.

[Jessica Alsman]

No, he'll probably be afraid to leave my side. He's very sweet and there for everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. I'm just saying make sure he was there for everything.

[Pat Godwin]

Even the beginning.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, yeah. Did you see that? My.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen the ultrasound of her baby?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jessica Alsman]

My baby is already a little cosplayer. Like, the profile picture of one of her ultrasounds. Right after we met Ewan McGregor went to the Star wars thing. It's like, look, Obi Wan Kenobi. This is so great. And then we get an ultrasound picture of the baby, and she looks like Darth Maul.

[Christy Lee]

She does.

[Jessica Alsman]

Or if you're familiar with Game of Thrones, she looks like the Night King. Which is, like, terrifying.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's pretty amazing.

[Jessica Alsman]

Like, she has, like, little horns and stuff, and I think it's the way her hands were or something. And I was like. I don't know if she was trying to tell me, like, hey, Mom, Dad, I'm a geek, too.

[Christy Lee]

This is gonna be great when you're gonna have Rosemary's baby. Yeah, we'll find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Surprise. What's amazing to me is the technicians that do that ultrasound thing. You know, I'm looking at it. It looks like I've got a foggy scuba mask on, and I'm in the Cuyahoga river, and they're going, oh, clearly you can see. You know, I can't see anything, but they can. Look at that. And they're so trained and skilled. They can see all kinds of stuff.

[Jessica Alsman]

Until it's like, an actual head and hands. It's like. Okay. Yeah, that's. That's definitely it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, best of luck.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

If you start having the baby right now, I'm sure someone here can get you out of here. Oh, wait.

[Jessica Alsman]

I'll wait till a commercial break.

[Tom Griswold]

No, seriously, if. If you started to have the baby. Who would you have drive you there?

[Jessica Alsman]

I'd probably drive myself. No, can't I. Yeah, my contractions are gonna be that close.

[Jess Hooker]

It's like five minutes away.

[Christy Lee]

She could drive herself.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think that's advisable. No, I mean, which one of us. Which one of us would you want you to drive there? That appears to be the safest.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, I'd probably take what. I mean, I don't know. Who's got the nicest car?

[Christy Lee]

I have a pretty nice car. I'll take you.

[Jess Hooker]

Has a car that's easy to clean.

[Christy Lee]

It was a car that's easy to get into.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't do it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

That is so wild.

[Christy Lee]

It is so wild. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's your kid?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Look, there it is. Whoa, look at that.

[Jessica Alsman]

It's on my Instagram at Jessica Alsman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Frightening.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a Rosemary's Baby right there.

[Jessica Alsman]

She's evened out since then.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the guy on the left? What's his name?

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, that's Darth Maul.

[Christy Lee]

You never saw Star Wars?

[Tom Griswold]

He looks like that guy that was in the Jim Rose Sideshow Circus.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

The tattooed face and everything. That's really creepy.

[Christy Lee]

There's Enigma. Wasn't that.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's the face of your kid?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's the ultrasound. It's gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it'll. It'll even out.

[Jessica Alsman]

She knows. There's that new Darth Maul Shadow Lord show coming up, so she's just.

[Christy Lee]

It does look like she has a unicorn head.

[Jessica Alsman]

I know. And if you remember Game of Thrones, it looks just like the Night King. I mean, this is terrifying. And everyone's acting normal in the room. Like, yeah, the baby looks.

[Christy Lee]

She'll be wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to move forward here. Christy. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Photographs. We have a photograph that we would like to show you. If you can guess who this person is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's somebody famous.

[Christy Lee]

I know somebody's famous and they've gotten a makeover.

[Tom Griswold]

Just show the. Show the photograph and see.

[Christy Lee]

Jason, can you show the photo? There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It took a minute, but yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Guy Fear.

[Tom Griswold]

Fieri.

[Jessica Alsman]

Fieri.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Guy Fieri has a brand new look in an upcoming super bowl commercial.

[Tom Griswold]

I would never have known that was him.

[Jessica Alsman]

It's just his face.

[Christy Lee]

In a commercial for Bosch, Mr. Fieri has dark brown hair, parted on the side, no facial hair. Wearing a gingham shirt and khakis. A Representative for the Food Network star told people that no AI was used for his dramatic transformation into the character that they're calling Just a Guy. The look was created with so called practical effects and cgi. What the hell's the difference between that and AI?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you shave or not?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah, right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they just removed the goatee with a. With.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, cgi.

[Jessica Alsman]

With AI, he wouldn't have to be there at all.

[Pat Godwin]

They take all.

[Christy Lee]

They used him, but they.

[Pat Godwin]

Cgi.

[Christy Lee]

I got you.

[Tom Griswold]

But I wouldn't have recognized.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't have either. I'm with you tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

And he looks like a kind of a chubby accountant, so you can sort of see why he keeps that look that he's been in here a couple times. He's a really nice guy. I mean, he's a fellow. I don't mean to punt, but that is an odd look he has with. Because that sort of Bart Simpson hair.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Spiky. And the beer, but. And all the jewelry. I can see why he does that. It really is his trademark mark.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. A lot of people have said, like, I would have never thought that the. His look would be the better option.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I would agree with that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that guy looks like he would drive a sensible car.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Rather than the cool stuff that guys always, you know, the convertibles. Yeah. The kind of cool cars that he has.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. This guy's not going to Flavortown.

[Jessica Alsman]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Or die. Well, he might be going to die. Knives, but with his lunch buddies.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do we know what the commercial's for?

[Jessica Alsman]

You said it was Bosch.

[Christy Lee]

Bosch.

[Jessica Alsman]

So appliance appliances.

[Christy Lee]

I would say kitchen appliances.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Okay. They make great stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of the Super Bowl, Heinz is introducing the Keg Chup, the first ketchup keg. That 19 and a half inch tall keg holds 114 ounces of Heinz ketchup and includes, quote, quote, an easy to dispense spacious that lets fans measure ketchup with their hearts. A select few fans will be given the chance to win a Keg Chup. You can visit their instagram until the 29th and register to win, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you'd have to. You'd have to have a giant party. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody super bowl parties.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, that ketchup will last you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'll forever.

[Christy Lee]

You gotta put that in your fridge.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and it look, it looks like a keg. That's pretty cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Dust the name.

[Tom Griswold]

Ergo, the name I was envisioning. I thought it would just look like. I thought it Would look like a big bottle of ketchup. It looks like a. Looks like a cake.

[Pat Godwin]

It looks like a keg. Christy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Cake with the top.

[Tom Griswold]

But would you have to put that in the refrigerator?

[Christy Lee]

That's what I was.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah, the garage.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no. You don't refrigerate your ketchup.

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I do.

[Christy Lee]

I do. Oh, really? Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I need to.

[Pat Godwin]

I do, too.

[Jeff Oskay]

The restaurants you go to don't.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I never eat at the restaurant. Restaurant.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Interesting, Interesting. Coming up, it's going to be sexy time with Ali Breen. Speaking of sexy time, I'll talk to you fellas out there. If you'd like to continue to enjoy that in your life, you might want to remember, coming up, just around the corner, Valentine's Day. It's a Saturday.

[Christy Lee]

Saturday.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right, it's a Saturday. Most restaurants are already booked. You're screwed. Unless you can doordash it and have some nice jewelry for your lady from Stephen Singer Jewelry. You could even have the beautiful rose. It's the newest one. It's the brand new sunset rose. It's a 24 karat gold dipped rose and it's called the Sunset because it has some beautiful colors on it. Christy, take over.

[Christy Lee]

It changes colors. It goes from a dark violet to a beautiful fuchsia pink all the way to orange almost to a yellow. And of course, that mimics the sun setting. It's a beautiful, beautiful rose.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to ihaystevensinger.com check out these roses. Also check out what you got the bracelet on.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have it on. It's in the other room. I'm sorry, but yeah, the atlas bracelet. And didn't realize this. There's an atlas necklace and earrings to go with it. You can make it a set.

[Tom Griswold]

Steven's specialty, of course. Engagement rings. Not a bad idea for a Saturday night. Get that engagement ring, hang it from a rose. It's up to you. My suggestion of doing getting engaged at Christmas time or Thanksgiving and putting it on the mashed potatoes. Soundly rejected by everyone.

[Christy Lee]

Wrap it around.

[Tom Griswold]

Stephen specializes in real diamonds. He's a great guy. He's a dog guy. We're big fans. And I think he got hit in the head because he's still doing free shipping, which that's economically. That's insane. Free shipping. I said it. You can check it out by going to I hate stevensinger.com. peruse the catalog. By the way, all of the models are employees of Stephen Singer in various. In various positions.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of Good looking folks at.

[Jessica Alsman]

The workplace, not their body.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like you've got, you know, some naked akimbo lady that also.

[Christy Lee]

Stop talking. Go to Steven singer. I hate stevensinger.com.

[Tom Griswold]

I'D like to personally apologize to Mr. Singer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's our friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Fast and free shipping and there are no unusual. It's not like the Kama Sutra of you're not helping. Can't see the earrings because their legs are in the air. No, no, not that kind of position. I hate stephensinger.com. don't forget the roses. Don't forget the bracelets. Fellas, you've been warned. Get it done right now because with this bad weather out there, a lot of. A lot of shipping stuff's gonna be clogged up for a couple of days. So you want to act on this now. Make sure you get it on time. I hate stevensinger.com. today it'd be a good day to order that rose or get some cool jewelry. Coming up, we're going to make up for everything we've done wrong this morning. From a broadcast standpoint, we've learned a lot of stuff that I would. I hope I can forget. And we will return with the lovely Ally Breen and sexy time here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Across across from me, Ms. Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pat Godwin. Ms. Jessica Alsman.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Looking great. All ready to bust.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm Jeff Oskay at the prize pick sports desk. There's Ace Cosmos.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't stick at her boobs. And you see, all ready to bust.

[Jeff Oskay]

My bad. There's a lot of them there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

And there's. There's our leader. Tom Grins.

[Tom Griswold]

If boobs would talk, I'd have to be holding. Holding my ears.

[Christy Lee]

Now they're. They're preparing to feed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wow. Well, now miss. Ms. Alsman is pregnant, as we have observed. Just checking. Is that right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good to know.

[Christy Lee]

Otherwise I got.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, I got an alien in me that keeps kicking. It's so creepy.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now it'd be a big surprise if our next guest was pregnant.

[Christy Lee]

Are you pregnant, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

I am not pregnant, but that I know of. Thank God.

[Christy Lee]

Dude, Yoda on your shirt.

[Jessica Alsman]

The grogu.

[Christy Lee]

What's on your shirt?

[Ali Breen]

I know, I thought I just. When I was putting this on, I'VE been painting. It's a painting shirt.

[Jessica Alsman]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that looks kind of like the ultrasound you just showed us of your baby. I'm not being mean here. Did you see that?

[Ali Breen]

That's probably how they got the idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see that? That photograph of the ultrasound?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it's Jess's baby. Have you seen that?

[Ali Breen]

No, but it generally looks like Alter said Jess's baby look particularly like this.

[Jessica Alsman]

No, she looks like Darth Maul, which is worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we like to play a game on our program. Sort of like Where's Waldo? It's a. Where's Ali Breen at this time every week. Where are you?

[Christy Lee]

Florida.

[Ali Breen]

I've been painting. I'm covered in paint again. I think I have it in my hair, but it's. I thought it would be warm to come down here. It's so cold. It's like 45 degrees. It's ridiculous.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey, it's below zero here, so shut up. I'll take 45. I'm walking a dog. I was walking a dog at 2:30 this morning wearing my ski goggles. It's so cold here now. Ally, you never take my advice, which is probably why you're a success. I have recommended to you that you get a very large piece of paper and roll naked onto the paper and put it on your only fans page.

[Ali Breen]

Today might be the day.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you could sell them. Was it Farrah Fawcett?

[Christy Lee]

Farrah Fawcett did it. She did it in gold body paint, remember?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be pretty hot. Especially if you had a video of you doing it.

[Ali Breen]

I might do that. I mean I have gray paint which isn't quite as exciting but I could go get some better paint. Paint or yeah, do some green white painting.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah. If it's really cold, that might help.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean you could do a thing where you put. Was it called Swiss swath of paint or Swath. Yeah, on. On various body parts and then lie down and then roll over. Could be kind of like a cool print.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Ali Breen]

Just to see what that makes. As far as paintings go, I might. I'm so covered in paint. This is the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Now would that be acceptable on only fans as a. Yeah, they wouldn't. They wouldn't censor that.

[Christy Lee]

No, because she's a subscription service. Yeah. You can put anything up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know, I've never.

[Jeff Oskay]

That would be tame.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

There are women that fart.

[Jessica Alsman]

Have you read about.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Say that again. What?

[Jessica Alsman]

There are women that like fart in jars and it's like, oh God, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

The talent, maybe the Taliban is right. That's. If that's what western civilization has come to. Women fart in jars and sell it. Okay, we're done.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys are the ones buying it. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very interesting. The name of the show is Sexy Time. Ali Breen gets a lot of letters. You can reach her. A, L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. She is also, by the way, on Only Fans at Ali B. But Ali Breen receives your letters on various social media platforms, reads them to us, and we try to help people with their love lives. This is unusual today, Ali, because we have three of you guys in the room.

[Christy Lee]

We have three women in the room, not of you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

That's me trying to be supportive.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's a new thing, isn't it?

[Jess Hooker]

Try harder.

[Tom Griswold]

When you walk into a room. Thank you. You walk into a room. Hey, guys. Even though there's late, that's my favorite.

[Jess Hooker]

Joke that you do. Whenever there's a group of guys in.

[Tom Griswold]

The hallway, I always say, hey, low. Ladies.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's never, never not funny. Okay, we've got Jessica Christie and Jessica here along with Allie, so that's kind of an even match. What have you got for us, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

Here we go. Dear Allie, my boyfriend and I broke up because he didn't want to have kids. It's been two years and I still haven't started dating anyone else and I just found out that he has a one month old baby. His friend said that was a mistake and he was really upset about it, but now he loves being a dad more than anything. I'm so mad. This girl seems to have tricked him where I should have done the same.

[Tom Griswold]

Thing, but I broke her.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think where the problem is he didn't want a child with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, said four people at the same time.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? I would say it's time to start dating. Honey, let it go. It's over.

[Tom Griswold]

Get yourself, get yourself knocked up. It's not that hard.

[Jessica Alsman]

Find someone else to trap.

[Christy Lee]

There's a lot of guys out there.

[Jessica Alsman]

That don't know to pull out, so.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes that doesn't work either.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, well, it is. Well, I wonder how often guys don't want to have kids and then have one and love the kid. I feel like that's 99 of the time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I didn't want a kid and I love the. I love, love them to death, but. But I didn't want One I didn't want. Yeah. Come to find out. You know those baby boxes they have at the fire department? The cut off is like 2 years old. You can't stick a 14 year old in there no matter how hard you try.

[Jess Hooker]

We need a bigger box.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wait a minute. What a great invention. I've just been saying for years there needs to be a place you can send them when they turn about 14.

[Christy Lee]

Well, boarding school then.

[Tom Griswold]

You get them back when they're military. 40.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Allie Breen is our guest. Once again, the show is sexy time. Let's get to our next letter. Ally.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I just found out that my boyfriend has been showing his friends the nudes that I sent.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

This is why. This is why sexting is such a bad idea. Because think about how many people break up.

[Ali Breen]

Well. And this guy's her actual boyfriend. They're still together?

[Christy Lee]

Nope. She's. Get out.

[Ali Breen]

Well, he did. So she's been showing the nudes. He denied it, but I found out because one of his friends told me. I didn't believe him, so he showed me it.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

He said, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

So he's not just showing, he's digitally transferring them, he's distributing them?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes. Distributing porn.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that a felony?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Ali Breen]

So he had to admit it. And he said I should calm down. It's only because I'm so hot. And now he's mad at the friend and thinks the friend is trying to hit on me. Me. Talk about deflection. Now he's mad at me when I'm the one who is violated.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Jessica Alsman]

You sleep with his friend. That was honest with you because he sounds like a decent guy.

[Christy Lee]

This was.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

He turned it around on you.

[Ali Breen]

That is crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And we can't judge this until you send us the picture.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you know, we'll be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not going to put him up in the screen where people can send.

[Jess Hooker]

I think you should search small weenie pics and then send that to all of your girlfriends and tell them that's him.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good idea. But that does reflect badly on her.

[Christy Lee]

Then, yeah, just.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, he started it.

[Christy Lee]

Break up. Get out.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is. I think the larger lesson here is don't take pictures.

[Christy Lee]

Don't send naked pictures.

[Jeff Oskay]

Shut up, Shut up, shut up. All of us are jerks. We'll keep them for ourselves. Don't keep them coming. Ladies, I. I will never forget.

[Tom Griswold]

I was sitting in this room a few years ago and I was I was so appalled by the fact that anyone would do that. And one of our guests who said, oh, this is no problem. I can get them for you in three minutes. During the commercial break, he texted something. The next thing you know, shazam.

[Jess Hooker]

Multiple women.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So, yeah, he's got it down.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, the point is there are a lot of them floating around and there's. They're gonna get out. Wait.

[Ali Breen]

Greg Hunt, he did the. In real time. He said, send me a pic. And people sent him.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Instantly.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

At 7 o' clock in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

So I don't. What? I don't understand why he's not in sales comedy. He picked the wrong career.

[Jess Hooker]

He's too busy having sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Ally, let's. Let's get to our next letter. So far so good, I think.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, me and my co worker are both in long term boring marriages. We joke all the time about the last time we had sex, usually our birthday. And it's a fun little thing between us. I really want to make a move here for something physical. It seems like she's also into it. We get along great, but I'm worried I'll ruin everything if she's not. But she must be, right? Aren't we on the same page here? Would you complain like this if you weren't looking for something?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so let me get this straight. So this is a man and a.

[Christy Lee]

Woman at the same office.

[Tom Griswold]

The same office. And they're both. They both say they're in boring relationships.

[Christy Lee]

Right. And he wants to take it to another level.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's afraid if he's, if he would suggest it, that she would. She really. And she wasn't into it. Yeah. This is tricky. Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

You're not worried about your marriage, just worried about upsetting her.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not even a little bit.

[Jessica Alsman]

She might claim sexual harassment. I guess that could be bad. There you go. That's the worst thing that can happen. Dude, forget your wife.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got an idea. Make a transcription of this conversation that we're having right now.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Make. Change a couple details.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think about this?

[Tom Griswold]

And hand it to her.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And say, what do you think about this?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. It's a measure of how you're going to get to this point. This is a half of a good idea.

[Jeff Oskay]

Don't cheat on your spouses. How about that? How about just be. If you don't like her anymore, leave her.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can move on.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't you?

[Christy Lee]

Or flirt with your wife. Maybe that's what the problem is. Quit flirting at work.

[Tom Griswold]

Work?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, it's not gonna end up.

[Ali Breen]

What if they're both happy with their boring relationship but need a little fling?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, that does.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not worth it.

[Jessica Alsman]

Maybe find a stranger then that you don't see every day.

[Christy Lee]

That's true. Pay for it.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's awkward.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, Jeff, you do make a good point here. Yeah. This guy, he's not concerned about his wife. Wife. He's concerned about ruining his relationship with the woman he's not sleeping with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good point.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Your priorities are a little effed up, bud.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yes. I. I have no answer for you.

[Jessica Alsman]

That was a great point, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's see if we can solve another one having. I think we're two for one so far. Yeah, two out of three, I should say.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my wife drinks at least a bottle of wine every night. It was really fun when we were young. She was super wild, but now she just drinks and yells at me.

[Tom Griswold]

This is probably really common.

[Pat Godwin]

This is hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Been there, done that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Ali Breen]

I told her she needs to quit drinking, and she said she won't quit unless I quit. But I don't have a problem with alcohol. Why should I give up drinking just on Sundays with my buddies, when she's the one who has the problem? How can I tell this to her without making her mad?

[Christy Lee]

Well, hand her a bottle of wine first.

[Tom Griswold]

How many chairs do you have at your dining room table? Take them all out to the living room, put them in a circle, invite.

[Pat Godwin]

Some family and friends to know how to write a good letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

She just.

[Jess Hooker]

That's not much.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, that's.

[Jess Hooker]

That's two glasses.

[Christy Lee]

I know a lot of people that do.

[Pat Godwin]

It's one glass.

[Jeff Oskay]

How big are your glasses?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's a goblet.

[Christy Lee]

There's four glasses in a bottle of wine. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that what it's supposed to be?

[Tom Griswold]

4 glasses? So is she too drunk every night to engage in any kind of intimate activity?

[Ali Breen]

Sounds like she's too busy yelling at him to engage in any kind of intimate activity.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. So when she gets intoxicated.

[Christy Lee]

Yells at him.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Instead of getting freaky.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen that.

[Tom Griswold]

So instead of. Instead of being a. A hot, sexy drunk, she's an.

[Christy Lee]

She's a yelling.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, aggressive drunk.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Maybe she should switch to booze.

[Jess Hooker]

Switch to beer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It could be the wine.

[Ali Breen]

Try tequila.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. Yeah, I know that. I know this from. I went Into a dispensary in Colorado with my son. I'm not a marijuana guy. I've got nothing against it, but Willie's a big fan, and I remember the guy. What do they call it? Not the sommelier.

[Jess Hooker]

What's Bud Tender?

[Tom Griswold]

Bud Tender was telling me they've got various strains of pot that allegedly make you feel guilt, you know, giddy or happy or whatever.

[Jess Hooker]

All right, relax.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the same thing true of booze?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Like, it is. Does a certain liquor make you like.

[Christy Lee]

I can't drink chardonnay?

[Jess Hooker]

Why not?

[Christy Lee]

Because it makes me crazy.

[Jess Hooker]

Like, I can't. Fun way.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's the same chemical. It's ethanol. It doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't matter. It doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it the grapes?

[Christy Lee]

Chardonnay. For some reason, I can't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

But is there one. Is there one that makes everybody sweet and happy?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think. I think it's an individual thing. Yeah, so.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm right then. This guy's got to find whichever booze makes this alcoholic feel happy instead of a bitch.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. That's why. That's why Hitler didn't drink whiskey, because it made him mean.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he told her the time.

[Christy Lee]

Brown liquor can be bad for some people, too. Have you seen all these new ads for Willie's remedy? Have you seen this? Willie Nelson has a THC drink called Willie's remedy. And he has people that are like my age and they're like spouses sitting at a table. We used to drink wine every night, and now we just have a little social cocktail of Willie's remedy.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a kitchen.

[Christy Lee]

They start giggling.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's about 15 minutes in. It's already kicking in, and she's giggling. It's very funny.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a loaded.

[Tom Griswold]

And am I correct in saying Willie can no longer smoke because of his lungs?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he have a lung issue?

[Jess Hooker]

That's why he's bringing in the options.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I'm just wondering for this guy if that would work. Have his wife try.

[Jess Hooker]

So bring her a smorgasbord of booze and go, here, babe. Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Their type, though, don't they? Like, if people are wine drunks, they're wine drunk. Like, I don't think people switch that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think it's possible.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you can switch.

[Tom Griswold]

She could go. Do they have. Do they have a 12 step program for switching intoxicants? Well, let's try. Let's try heroin. Maybe you'll calm down. We have been so helpful.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, we're killing it. I want to try this Willy's remedy.

[Christy Lee]

So do I. I'm kind of cur. Because I've tried other ones and they've not, I've not really enjoyed it.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they legal everywhere?

[Christy Lee]

They're illegal. A lot of places right now they're.

[Jess Hooker]

About to not be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's, Is it legal to advertise them?

[Christy Lee]

Obviously they're advertising on my Instagram. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

I bought.

[Ali Breen]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

I, I, I gifted Jeffy a thc.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Liqueur. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. It, it'll put you to sleep.

[Jess Hooker]

Great Fun fighting after that, I think it's called nowadays.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Did it make you giggly or.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it, it just made me tired.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I went to bed.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Did you have good sleep, though?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, I slept great.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

He's got a. I guess there's seltzers, and then he's got the actual bottle that looks like, it looks like tequila or like a margarita or something. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But in this case, I suppose one could look at this from a, a semi more serious place and go, it sounds like this lady's got a severe addiction.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe he could just switch it out and say, why don't we try these THC drinks tonight and see if you like it better.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's, it's okay if she's intoxicated as long as she's not a.

[Christy Lee]

Not yelling at him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, my gosh. Just record her and show her later. Like, this is how obnoxious you are when you're drunk. You're mean and evil.

[Jeff Oskay]

That makes sense to matter.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going back to experience identical twin. For those of you that were with us three and a half hours ago, you'll get the identical twin reference. Well, Ally, good luck with your painting.

[Ali Breen]

Thank you so much. I'm gonna try this canvas thing. We'll see how that goes.

[Tom Griswold]

I have one last question. As a standup comedian, are you gonna be working on Valentine's Day evening? Since it's a Saturday, I think I'm.

[Ali Breen]

Gonna be at the strip on Valentine's Day. Yeah, I usually work that day because I, It's. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Ali Breen]

Good fun. Kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you gonna have a date?

[Ali Breen]

Nope. Solo. I also don't like those Hallmark holidays, like the Valentine's Day. Even when I was dating someone, I never really did anything for those. I'm not a fan.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, really neither.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not gonna.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. They're so cheesy. Go and get the, you know.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Champagne, dinner. And I'd rather go the next day and get a bunch of discount chocolate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Ali Breen]

Watch a movie.

[Tom Griswold]

We could hook you up.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, Ellie, I don't think she needs.

[Christy Lee]

Would you stop? No.

[Tom Griswold]

What a great con. What a great contest that would be.

[Ali Breen]

Turn this into live Tinder. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, we can send them to no Cabo with Alan. Have a live cam in the studio. Even better. Who wants to watch gay hockey players. Two funny people deciding they might become lesbians.

[Christy Lee]

Or we could take Ally on our trip to Italy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Ally, we'll let you sign off. Good luck with your painting today. Thank you so much. Always great pleasure.

[Jessica Alsman]

Bye. Ali.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that's right. We're going to Italy. Join me September 23rd with Colette Travel. We had a great time in the United Kingdom. We're gonna have even better time in Italy because we get to go to Rome, Florence, the canals of Venice, which I'm very much looking forward to. And Milan, which I've never been to. Lake Cuomo in that area. Umbria, Tuscany. There'll be plenty of wine, if you're so inclined. Pasta, a lot of great food. And of course, get to see some of the amazing things like the Vatican Museum. And. And we'll do a lot of fun things. Colette makes it so easy. They take care of flights, meals, hotels, all the local experiences. All you have to do is show up. It's so fun. And we have a great group of people going. I already know, like, six people that are going to be on the trip. They're a lot of fun. We want you to join us.

[Tom Griswold]

You're flying to Rome?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. We fly into Rome, fly out of Milan. All right, so call Colette at 800-581-8942 or visit the Bob and Tom website at bobandtom.com Tripp to learn more bobandtom.com trip please come. It's a really good time.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, thanks very much, Christy. When we come back, we will be checking in with a couple of stories we promised we'd get to. And I'm hoping that we can squeeze them in. They would involve the game Scrabble. Okay, a huge fan, and we've got trouble in the world of Scrabble. That's all I'm going to tell you. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, friends, and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Over there at the I Hate Steven Singer desk, we have Ms. Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, Jeffy.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Jeff Oskay]

Our good friend Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

There she is, all pregnant and happy. Ms. Jessica.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Jessica Alsman]

Hi, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm Jeff Oskay at the Price Pick sports desk. Next to me, Mr. Ace Cosby. And there is our leader, Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Now you mentioned we were talking about dog names earlier and certain dog names apparently going out of fashion and interesting that it's kind of interesting how many of the dog names correspond with baby names that are also very common right now. They're in popularity. But you mentioned. I had mentioned that be careful when you name a dog, for example, if it runs away, you've got to run through the neighborhood shouting out the dogs. Right? Yeah, right. And you mentioned a dog named.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right. I watched my friend Lindora's dog named Ganja and it escaped for a couple hours one night and I had to run through the neighborhood screaming for Ganja.

[Tom Griswold]

And did you have this particular look at that time?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So did people think you were a buyer or a seller?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy, that I do not know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Come on. That's a fair question.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is it?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Probably a buyer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. I would think if you're especially because if you're a seller you wouldn't have to be pitching your wares.

[Jeff Oskay]

You wouldn't have to.

[Tom Griswold]

But if you were a desperate. If you were a desperate buyer.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is the look that you.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not a sporting event.

[Tom Griswold]

So I received this letter. Dear Bob and Tom Show. I had a hamster named Ganja. Unfortunately he died. Like a lot of bad drug deals, Ganja was stepped on. You had me there, buddy.

[Christy Lee]

That's sad.

[Pat Godwin]

Very good. I think it's just a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a joke to see.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if you had a hamster.

[Tom Griswold]

It's easy to step on hamster now. I previewed this story. I'm a big fan of the game Scrabble. However, this is disturbing.

[Christy Lee]

British math teacher has become the UK's top female Scrabble player despite not knowing what was most of her winning words mean. A math teacher became the UK's top female Scrabble player despite admitting she doesn't know what the words mean. Natalie Zolti won 12 out of her 15 games during the UK Open competition. On January 9, the 61 year old outsmarted Scrabble grandmaster Gary Oliver to claim the top spot by playing the word Zendix. Z, E, N, D, I, K, S meaning unbeliever or herrick. Heretic. Heretic, Heretic. I can't say that. Which scored an amazing 108 points. Boy, keep that in the back of your mind. Playing I, the 61 year old admitted, however, she does not know the meaning to most of her words, saying she's just learned thousands of them to remain competitive. So you don't agree with this? You need to know the meaning of the word. So when you play Scrabble, do you make them do the definition?

[Pat Godwin]

That's not the game.

[Christy Lee]

That's not the game. It's not called definition.

[Pat Godwin]

It'S called Scrabble.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, to me, Zendix, it sounds like the, the euphoria that a man feels. Yes, I couldn't have Zendix. I get in the lotus position and no, I, you know, you gotta know what the words mean.

[Christy Lee]

Mrs. Ulti saying she trains for an hour a day practicing over 500 anagrams while watching TV and has been playing the game for 17 years.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a. There was a champion we had a couple years ago that didn't speak English.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

And just memorized stuff. That's no fault. Fun. Now, the best way to play Scrabble. I have our own set of rules.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Any word that you use that can't be used on radio or television.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Curse words, those words are automatic. Double word score, triple word score for the C word.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

So, all right.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, that's fair.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I think it's a smart way to play.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember doing that with my brothers and sister and my mom walked in the room.

[Jeff Oskay]

Room.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that was awkward.

[Jess Hooker]

How old were your kids when you introduced these rules to scrap?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. When do you play with them?

[Tom Griswold]

We modify the rules. You got to know what the words mean. That's no fun.

[Jessica Alsman]

I can barely spell, so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too. I'm bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you're allowed to challenge a word made. If she said put down Zen Dix, I'd go, come on.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then you look it up in the dictionary. You keep one right there, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so sorry. What does zendix really mean again?

[Christy Lee]

It means unbeliever. Like you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. All right. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're a real Zendix.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, wouldn't be the first time I'd heard that. Thank you so much for joining us. Once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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