
The BOB & TOM Show - January 29, 2025
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Ace Cosby
It's the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Are you doing your last news story, Christy?
Christy Lee
Oh, I can do one.
Ace Cosby
Oh, go for it.
Chick McGee
You said you had one more.
Christy Lee
If art museums are a little too stuffy.
Chick McGee
Art? Oh, I'd go to a fart museum.
Ace Cosby
Hell yes.
Chick McGee
Farts through the ages.
Christy Lee
It's a little hard to document the dawn of fart.
Ace Cosby
How old am I?
Tom Griswold
Hold on a second.
Ace Cosby
Am I gonna be still making fun of farts at 50? I know. Bob and Tom show.
Tom Griswold
Hey, Bob and Tom Show. Yes, Call for the fart museum. Oh, yeah. Chick, I just want to crack you.
Ace Cosby
You.
Tom Griswold
You don't want to come here.
Chick McGee
I gather it's a fully all dimensional smell of vision.
Tom Griswold
It stinks.
Chick McGee
Really?
Tom Griswold
Oh, this museum is no good at all.
Ace Cosby
Whoa, whoa.
Chick McGee
What was that?
Tom Griswold
Oh, it's part of the multimedia display they got going on when you walk in, right. It's unbelievable.
Ace Cosby
There's like this big air compressor.
Tom Griswold
There's. It blows farts of people.
Christy Lee
Does it smell?
Tom Griswold
Oh, it smells awful. The only way we really make money.
Ace Cosby
Is through our concession area.
Chick McGee
Really? What do you sell there?
Tom Griswold
Well, we rent raincoats for the back.
Ace Cosby
Part of the tour.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Whoa. Oh, boy. Now, does it have. What's the atmosphere like there? Is it real? Atmosphere sounds thick, man. Humid and cloudy.
Chick McGee
Now, do you have.
Tom Griswold
Is your.
Chick McGee
Is your fart museum primarily contemporary or is it modern or do you have classical pieces?
Tom Griswold
Mostly fart deco.
Ace Cosby
Really?
Chick McGee
Okay.
Ace Cosby
Style.
Tom Griswold
And while I got. You work here? Yeah, I work here.
Ace Cosby
My Family and I would like to get our money back.
Tom Griswold
Front.
Ace Cosby
No repo.
Tom Griswold
What was that? That was our tribute to all the.
Ace Cosby
Little people that played the munchkins.
Tom Griswold
Let me take you into this one room, okay?
Ace Cosby
I want to.
Tom Griswold
Want to show you what's going on here. All right.
Ace Cosby
What's in there?
Tom Griswold
Oh, God.
Chick McGee
What is it?
Ace Cosby
Which room are you in?
Tom Griswold
Oh, it's the SBD room.
Chick McGee
Oh, boy.
Ace Cosby
Silent but deadly.
Tom Griswold
Oh, okay.
Ace Cosby
I gotta go because, man, this is unbelievable.
Tom Griswold
We gotta.
Ace Cosby
This is like the third time this month already.
Chick McGee
Huh?
Tom Griswold
We got a re. Wallpaper. Oh, really? Yep.
Ace Cosby
I gotta go.
Chick McGee
Hey, where are you guys located?
Tom Griswold
We're. We're in Brownsville, Texas.
Ace Cosby
Hey, good morning. Welcome. It's the Bob and Tub, as the singers will tell you here. Three, two, one. Christy Lee @ the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwood.
Tom Griswold
Hello.
Ace Cosby
With his axe.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Ace Cosby
There's Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chat.
Tom Griswold
Hi, Chick.
Ace Cosby
Ace Cosby.
Tom Griswold
There he is.
Ace Cosby
I'm Chick McGee, eagerly looking forward to this week weekend's NFL promo. And here's Tom Griswold.
Chick McGee
What do they do now? They don't.
Tom Griswold
Starts Thursday.
Chick McGee
Oh, boy. Do they. They don't. There's no game. Right.
Tom Griswold
It's a flag football game on Sunday. But Thursday, Skill competitions.
Chick McGee
I see, I see.
Christy Lee
What does that play flag football.
Ace Cosby
Now what happens on Thursday? Ace, what's the menu of things that.
Tom Griswold
You're a sports director.
Ace Cosby
Where are you mouthy?
Chick McGee
Where are you?
Tom Griswold
I'm asking a question.
Ace Cosby
I can't. We turn his mic off, so.
Chick McGee
I think it's a fair question.
Ace Cosby
Actually, I was trying until he shot his mouth off.
Chick McGee
So.
Ace Cosby
Dodgeball.
Chick McGee
Can you bet on the flag football Pro Bowl?
Ace Cosby
I don't think so. Dodgeball, presented by Bud Light. We've got the. It's called Satisfying catches presented by Snickers. How about that?
Chick McGee
No, thanks.
Ace Cosby
They have acrobatic catches. Passing the test. Quarterbacks try to hit targets at various distances.
Chick McGee
Let us see him take their SATs.
Ace Cosby
And this is Thursday night. Thursday night is about a. Jeopardy. Is not open to the public. Thursday night's just covered by espn. And then Sunday, of course, it's. That's. They're having a worldwide championship of flag football at like noon at Camping World Stadium in Orlando. And then. And then they had the NFL flag. It's seven on seven. Flag football at 3:00.
Chick McGee
Do yourself a favor. Maybe get some exercise yourself.
Ace Cosby
A lot of former players are lining up to criticize the Pro bowl and what it's Become. Do you remember when they used to play the NFL champions? Would play a team, College All Stars in Chicago. That was a big deal.
Tom Griswold
I like the quarterbacks throwing balls at the targets.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, yeah. And they're moving. Yeah.
Christy Lee
That's kind of fun. They're doing that looks like a big arcade game.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that is cool.
Chick McGee
Yeah. I'm not going to take away from my life to go watch that though.
Tom Griswold
Nor will I. But I. That's.
Ace Cosby
You know what I mean? I think they should set it up like. And I'm sure Ace has all these on videotape. The superstars remember that?
Chick McGee
Yes.
Ace Cosby
With Howard Cosell.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Ace Cosby
Joe Frazier, swimming and bowling and all these.
Chick McGee
They would have athletes doing sports that they typically didn't do.
Ace Cosby
And Wayne Gretzky was the fastest in the 40 yard dash by far. I get. He smoked a lot of NFL players.
Tom Griswold
Really?
Ace Cosby
Yeah. That's what. And then the battle of the network stars. That was good. I always like those CBS against abc. Oh yeah. Adrian Barbeau.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
You know that there's shorts. Yeah. There was some guy, some guy in an office in New York going, how do we get Adrian Barbeau to bounce those boobs around?
Ace Cosby
That's right. How do we get those boobs almost naked?
Chick McGee
Okay.
Ace Cosby
That was. That was the battle of the network stars.
Chick McGee
Okay. But. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Please tell me you have that on vhs. Do you?
Tom Griswold
I do not.
Chick McGee
Is that rerun?
Tom Griswold
Remember last time they reboot that? They bought it back.
Ace Cosby
They did bring it back. Not that long.
Tom Griswold
Like 10 years ago maybe.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
And they did. Just didn't work as well.
Christy Lee
It's different in today's world.
Chick McGee
Are there any.
Ace Cosby
Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. Who would you.
Tom Griswold
Well, technically all the NBC stuff is on Peacock.
Ace Cosby
All the CBS stuff is on Paramount.
Tom Griswold
Plus all the ABC stuff is on Hulu. Yeah. And you've still got your Alfonso Ribeira out there.
Ace Cosby
Well, I think what you'd see is the cast of Stranger Things versus whoever. You know, another Netflix show, the Diplomat or whatever.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
The battle of the Netflix stars would be funny.
Ace Cosby
Oh yeah, yeah. Remember SCTV had the battle of the PBS stars. Julia Child and Mr. Rogers were boxing. You remember this?
Tom Griswold
Yes. Because Candy is Julia Child.
Ace Cosby
Yeah. And Martin Short, I think is. Is Mr. Rogers and he kicks her ass. Mr. Rogers was tough.
Chick McGee
That's great TV.
Ace Cosby
Yeah. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Ye a great guy. I never saw that. But I now I want to go look that up. Yeah, it sounds great. A couple things I wanted to get to today. Coming up, we're going to talk with comedian George Wallace. The Comedian.
Tom Griswold
Not the legendary comedian, Governor.
Chick McGee
Also, I want to remind everybody.
Tom Griswold
Thank you for clarifying.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, thank you. I'm sure Ace was especially concerned that George Wallace was gonna be on the show.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's on zoom.
Ace Cosby
So segregation now.
Tom Griswold
Segregation tomorrow, Mr. Wallace.
Ace Cosby
Segregation forever.
Chick McGee
Oh, that's the other George Wallace.
Tom Griswold
Clearly, we're happy to be talking to the comedian.
Chick McGee
Yes, I did. I think it's fair.
Ace Cosby
I mean, you know, and he had a George Wallace. Had a roommate by the name of Jerry Seinfeld.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah, they're good.
Ace Cosby
Buddies forever.
Christy Lee
Know that.
Chick McGee
Forever and ever on the comedy circuit, you'll find this show. We're doing our show from the Riverside Casino and Resort event center starting at 5:00 local time, Friday, February 21st. Come on over. It's free.
Ace Cosby
I have, I have received many, I'm gonna say over 20 emails. People eager to see us fight in person.
Christy Lee
What?
Ace Cosby
It's caught the imagination.
Chick McGee
That evening there's gonna be a comedy show featuring Patty G. Who's right there. Josh Arnold, who's. Who's right there? Jeff Oskar, who's in the building somewhere.
Ace Cosby
Back in the back.
Chick McGee
And Al Jackson, who I hope is sleeping in. And we're doing a special show that evening. So for information, Riverside casino and resort.com thanks to our friends at 100.7 the fox in Cedar Rapids. So that's what's, that's what's going on. And I want to get that plugged while I was there. Speaking of plugs, Pat Godwin is going to be.
Ace Cosby
He's a plug. Oh, oh.
Chick McGee
First of all, Patty G. Interesting vegetarian news coming up this morning.
Tom Griswold
I saw that.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Now you're a vegan, which is like a really sad vegetarian. But we'll, we'll get to that.
Ace Cosby
You know what we need to do is like have a contest. You have your first steak dinner in how long? With a couple of listeners. What do you think?
Tom Griswold
I do that. I have salmon every now and then.
Ace Cosby
Would you do that? Well, that's not steak or.
Tom Griswold
I mean, I have salmon every now and then. Salmon, steak, a good steak, a grass fed steak.
Chick McGee
Oh, it's grass fed. 300 steak would be a 300 grass fed steak.
Tom Griswold
Go downtown to that one place.
Chick McGee
Okay, 300. That seems a little steep.
Ace Cosby
And valet party.
Chick McGee
Now, does that come with a potato? Because potatoes, as we found out yesterday.
Ace Cosby
Number one food at super bowl parties, baked potatoes.
Chick McGee
I'm disputing the source on that story.
Ace Cosby
I was at my favorite place, CVS yesterday, where I walk in and everybody goes, check. Just like Norm and Cheers. And this guy walked up and said, you know what? I have baked potatoes at my super bowl party.
Chick McGee
Do you know?
Ace Cosby
I think he was joking.
Chick McGee
What he said, what I was trying to say was Patty G. Is going to be at the Leader Cryons, Mansfield, Ohio, this Saturday. It's a benefit for big brother. So this is an awesome thing. It does a good, good deed and you get to see a great comedy show with PATTY G. It's midohiomentoring.com for ticket info.
Tom Griswold
Now my big brother doesn't get anything. Right. I don't want him getting nothing. Oh, he's a big brother, right? Yeah, he's my big brother. He's a jerk. I don't want him getting anything. I'm a better fisherman than you. No, you're not, Jeff. Oh, no, he is.
Ace Cosby
You want to give your big brother. So give her. Give him noogies. That's what you need to give him.
Christy Lee
Well, what was the point of that?
Ace Cosby
Wrestle. What? Noogies.
Chick McGee
Oh, it's a domination. Exactly. I can do this to you.
Ace Cosby
It's like dogs humping each other.
Chick McGee
You never had a Chris, you never had a brother that would get you in a wrestling move and then fart in your face and hold you there.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Feel you up.
Tom Griswold
That's what it is.
Christy Lee
Well, that would be.
Tom Griswold
You know, I'm glad you didn't have a brother that would feel you up.
Chick McGee
The fact that your cousin did it is bad enough I the troubling family.
Ace Cosby
I think it would around. I think it would have made her a more well rounded person if she kissed my cousin.
Christy Lee
Chick and I have talked about that.
Ace Cosby
Oh, yeah, I kissed my cousin. She was a good kisser.
Tom Griswold
My cousin was a good kisser.
Ace Cosby
She had a Barbie.
Chick McGee
I'd like to apologize.
Ace Cosby
She had a Barbie. I had a GI Joe. And they. We were having. I was told by GI Joe. And we're going, we're fully aware of.
Chick McGee
Your white trash origins.
Ace Cosby
And then I said, you want to do what they're doing?
Christy Lee
There are plenty of rich people that kiss their cousins.
Ace Cosby
Absolutely.
Tom Griswold
Nine months later, a baby with webbed feet. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
I think plenty of rich people marry each other.
Chick McGee
I think many of the.
Ace Cosby
I give you Prince Charles.
Chick McGee
Any of the royal families. Yeah. They didn't get that ugly for no reason.
Ace Cosby
Okay, where was I?
Chick McGee
Did I ever get the plug out for Pat?
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Okay, good. Okay, very good. Thank you very much. Coming up. Pat, we're gonna have to have you do it. One of your songs, you just highlighted this thing, but we got More news. It involves your former home, Philadelphia and the Philadelphia Eagles fans as we once again get ready for the. Get ready for the Super Bowl.
Tom Griswold
They're out of hand.
Chick McGee
Coming up, a new feature.
Ace Cosby
Oh, yeah, it is brand new feature. I'm very new feature.
Chick McGee
I have, as you can see here, a phone book's worth of emails that we're gonna go to the Bob and Tom mailbag every day at this time.
Ace Cosby
Make it official.
Chick McGee
So just going through some mail and I'm working on a special theme song. We don't have it yet. We're gonna have to have a temporary theme song.
Ace Cosby
We're going to. Yeah. Make this official and we guarantee that all of the. None of the. It's not like pen house. These letters are from actual listeners.
Chick McGee
Yes. But I tell you that a friend of mine's brother used to write the fake Penthouse letters.
Ace Cosby
That was his job.
Chick McGee
That's his job. Yeah, yeah. Among other things. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Oh, he really?
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Ace Cosby
Would he fluff the. The Playmate or the centerfold?
Chick McGee
No, no, he would just. It was very boring job, really. He would just pretend he was somebody else. That we're getting off topic.
Ace Cosby
Okay.
Chick McGee
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Christy Lee
Oh, my gosh. We have a whole bunch of stuff. We have a bunch of kids enjoying a boozy house party at the principals.
Ace Cosby
Oh, it got boozy to now.
Christy Lee
If you're gonna party at the principal's house, why not throw in the booze? Mona Lisa is getting kind of a new home.
Ace Cosby
Mona Lisa?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
And the giant Darth Vader bug.
Chick McGee
Darth Vader bug. Okay, we'll find out what all those things are coming up. And your letters. That's right. That's our new feature coming up. Just a second. I'm very excited about this. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show.
Tom Griswold
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Ace Cosby
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christie's here. Josh, Ace, Pat, this has been Chick McGee speaking. Hello, Tom. Is it time?
Chick McGee
Before we get to that, a couple quick hellos. Hello, a special salute and hello to Mark in Ishpeming, Michigan.
Tom Griswold
Where's that?
Chick McGee
Upper Peninsula.
Ace Cosby
Okay, this is.
Chick McGee
I went to camp with a couple of. A couple of twins from Ishmael.
Ace Cosby
At last the spotlight of our show falls on the state of Michigan. This is exciting.
Chick McGee
No, there's just a nice little thing that he did. Congratulations.
Ace Cosby
What'd he do?
Chick McGee
That's something I really can't tell you. But it's closed Sometimes. Sometimes we do closed circuit messages, but not right now because it's time for our newest feature. We don't have our theme song.
Ace Cosby
Yes, we do. We've got one theme song. We're trying them out. Tom, it's time for listener mail. We get letters. Yeah, get your letters every day. Here's Tom with letters.
Christy Lee
Were you shaking sugar packets during that or was that.
Tom Griswold
No, it was noise thing.
Chick McGee
Is it over here on the song?
Tom Griswold
Okay, that's great.
Chick McGee
We'll do our own in a minute.
Tom Griswold
Typing. It sounds exactly like Tom. Sugar.
Ace Cosby
Yeah. Yeah, it does sound like the sugar package. I see we've all got PTSD from the sugar.
Chick McGee
No. Do you want to start? Do you have a stack of letters?
Ace Cosby
Dear?
Chick McGee
This is totally random, by the way.
Ace Cosby
These are totally. I've not seen this letter. Okay, that's a lie. I took a quick look. Morning, stooges.
Tom Griswold
Hi.
Ace Cosby
My brand new vagina truck is awesome. Talking about those yesterday, it whistles while driving down the road. I had to trade in my older model due to an annoying flapping rumble.
Tom Griswold
Ah, yeah.
Chick McGee
All right.
Ace Cosby
This is from Bill.
Chick McGee
Is that one from Bill or.
Ace Cosby
No, that. The one about the. The truck was from Blake in South.
Chick McGee
I. I missed my cue. You can if you want to read it again. Go ahead.
Ace Cosby
What?
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
Oh.
Ace Cosby
My brand new vagina truck is awesome. He had a flappy older. This morning you guys were talking about super bowl party food. I never cared for sports, but I went to a few of my cousin's super bowl parties. Now we're talking early 90s here. But every time he set up a nacho station, different chips, ground beef, small crock, pot of cheese, jalapenos, pico sour cream.
Chick McGee
This sounds like a standard super bowl party. Very good.
Ace Cosby
Build your own. Everyone loved it. Has have wings replaced nachos. That's from Will in Tennessee.
Chick McGee
We found in my source indicated the number one snack at a Super bowl party was in fact chicken wings.
Ace Cosby
That's simply wrong.
Chick McGee
And your sources said it was baked potatoes.
Ace Cosby
Potatoes?
Chick McGee
No way.
Ace Cosby
Yes. Baked potatoes. Or a.
Tom Griswold
Or five states.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, or a poke bowl.
Tom Griswold
We don't live in the five states where that's popular.
Chick McGee
I guarantee that that's false.
Ace Cosby
Oregon? Washington? California? Montana.
Chick McGee
No. Idaho?
Ace Cosby
Nevada?
Christy Lee
Not even in Idaho.
Ace Cosby
No, no, no.
Christy Lee
But I had to have a baked potato for dinner.
Tom Griswold
How was it? Delicious.
Chick McGee
Okay, I'll read a few.
Ace Cosby
She sent me a picture of her baked pot she had for dinner because.
Christy Lee
I didn't have Molly McButter on it. I used actual butter and sour cream.
Ace Cosby
What'd you have, like a bite.
Chick McGee
Two bites.
Christy Lee
Half.
Ace Cosby
You ate half.
Tom Griswold
You look bloated today.
Ace Cosby
Yeah. How much weight you gained?
Tom Griswold
And a cup of soup.
Christy Lee
Look at that.
Ace Cosby
Doesn't that look?
Chick McGee
That's the same number. You'll see. Party.
Ace Cosby
Let me ask you something, Christy. Did Andy leave a little something on the top of that potato?
Christy Lee
Andy was not at dinner.
Chick McGee
Last list.
Christy Lee
Trouble.
Ace Cosby
Paradise.
Tom Griswold
That is a lot of sour cream.
Christy Lee
From somebody who I know. I like sour cream on my baby.
Chick McGee
But now let's get back to our letters. Dear Bob.
Ace Cosby
What did you say? Back to what?
Chick McGee
Our letters. Yeah, I think this is copyrighted. You better. It's. I went in for a surgical procedure and I had to leave right afterward. Yeah, this is super common now. Everything is outpatient. I had surgery about 10 days ago. And you're home that afternoon? Pretty much. He goes. As I came out, one of the nurses apparently told me I looked like a young Willie Nelson. My wife and my father were pretty much carrying me out of the office. I was told I was serenading the staff with all of Willie's hits. I don't remember a second of it. That'll happen.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Ace Cosby
On the gurney again. Here I go. On the gurney.
Chick McGee
And one of the things that happens is after these things, often your doctor will come and explain to you some stuff. That's what happened to me. And I was told I spoke to him quite. Quite some time and have no memory of any.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I did that.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that'll. That'll happen. Dear Baba Tom, listen to your show. You're talking about the whale scat finding dog. Oh, yeah. That was a what? Yeah, it was on the news last week. They have a dog that with a sense of smell, has been trained to detect whale orca scat for research purposes. Did you remember the story? Yeah, yeah. The scientists. And obviously the scat is floating, right?
Ace Cosby
So is the dog floating?
Christy Lee
No, the dog's on the boat.
Chick McGee
Dogs on the boat. I guess he points, you know, over there.
Ace Cosby
There it is.
Chick McGee
Way to go.
Ace Cosby
He's a pointer.
Chick McGee
This letter is from Kevin in Winchester, Kentucky. He wants to know if Josh is able to recreate the sound of a whale's cat. I think we need to explain to Kevin that there's two different things. Scatting. Could you demonstrate audible scatting, Josh? And then there's scat, which is a term meaning poop. Yeah. Now, is the origin of the word scat when used with reference to music, be. Is it because they were just kind of s. And around and didn't I.
Christy Lee
Don't know, pooping out words, so to speak.
Tom Griswold
Oh no, I. I would think it's probably more onomatopoeia.
Ace Cosby
Oh yeah.
Christy Lee
You were kind of scatting yesterday, weren't you? During that you were doing the guitar solo for some song.
Tom Griswold
Oh, hein. The. The High Noons.
Christy Lee
Well, I don't remember what he was. Remember he was scatting some.
Tom Griswold
I was doing a little guitar thing with this.
Christy Lee
Yeah. But it sounded like.
Chick McGee
Oh yeah. This is a complimentary. Oh, I see. Enjoying our interview yesterday. We had a chance yesterday to talk to an old friend of the show from Mike and Molly, perhaps is best known. And I'm trying to remember, he's going.
Tom Griswold
To be Billy Gardell.
Chick McGee
I'm sorry? Billy girl. He's going to be in Lexington coming up off Broadway. A little more than a week. Yeah, that comedy, Off Broadway. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, not of this weekend, but next. Next weekend. Billy Gardell. Absolutely. Well, thank you. It was, it was fun talking to him.
Christy Lee
Yeah, he's great. He's doing well.
Chick McGee
Doing some standup comedy now. Dear Bob and Tom show. Could you clarify the origins of shirtless girl superpowers? We were talking about the origin of a superdog.
Christy Lee
I think she.
Ace Cosby
What different time and she had amazing.
Tom Griswold
That person would like to see the origin story.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Chick McGee
And this is from Adam and he says, I love the show. Need more Ace Cosby. He says, has anyone considered coming to your live show dressed as shirtless girl?
Tom Griswold
Have you guys ever seen that?
Christy Lee
No.
Tom Griswold
I am kind of surprised it hasn't happened.
Chick McGee
Maybe it will.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, maybe. Coming down the pike. I see you don't know.
Tom Griswold
Oh no, I don't.
Chick McGee
Here's just a letter of raycon love from Ally who enjoys the raycon earbuds we talk about all the time. Chick, you got one over there?
Ace Cosby
Let's see. I do. Dear folks, As a young 24 year old, we're having less sex because. Did we have a story?
Christy Lee
Yeah, yesterday we had a story about that.
Chick McGee
They did the SIR. They surveyed the same age group 10 years later. But I got to make it clear, people of a certain age going back 10 years, not the same people.
Christy Lee
No.
Chick McGee
So if you were 24 years old 10 years ago and now. If you're 24 years old now and there was a significantly less sexual activity.
Ace Cosby
This letter is from a guy. His name's Alec. Okay, let's make that clear. Here's how it goes. As a young 24 year old, we're having less sex because younger women nowadays believe they're too good for Men because of the excessive feminine rights movement, telling them they're better than men. Well, nothing good enough for them.
Christy Lee
Oh, boy.
Chick McGee
Josh nailed it. And I think it's.
Ace Cosby
Young men have given up on women.
Chick McGee
It's because of cell phones.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Smartphones.
Ace Cosby
He said it had a little to do with online porn, in my opinion, because it's accessible porn.
Chick McGee
It's not just online phone. Excuse me. It's not just online porn. It's. People are spending more time with their phones than with other people.
Tom Griswold
And it's communicative porn, for lack of a better word. You can actually. You can go on only fans and talk to a girl that you are masturbating. You know what I mean?
Christy Lee
Right.
Tom Griswold
20 years ago, you couldn't email Jenna Jamison.
Ace Cosby
Right.
Tom Griswold
Right now you can talk to almost all these. I mean. Yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
Although pretty soon it's gonna be an AI version.
Ace Cosby
That must.
Tom Griswold
So therefore, the relationship parts.
Ace Cosby
What is that, like 10 bucks a minute or something? That's got to be pricey on OnlyFans.
Tom Griswold
It's what I think. Whatever they.
Ace Cosby
Whatever they decide to charge.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. I don't know that it's per minute or per message.
Ace Cosby
Huh.
Chick McGee
But, man, you know, But I did find that virginity among men in that group arose up to 10%.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Up to 10% of men in that. That age group were still virgins, which is significantly higher than it was 10 years earlier.
Tom Griswold
I agree with that guy a tiny bit. There's. There isn't. To me, there's. Men are being told they shouldn't be masculine and they shouldn't, and that everything they do is wrong. And, yes, there is. There is sort of a war on men.
Ace Cosby
I would think that I'm going to be serious. 30 seconds. I. Men probably may be a little, you know, leery of whatever they say to somebody. I know. If I. If I. If I were out there in the dating scene, I. I would. You know, because I. Mike, my line that almost always works is, Hi, I'm Chick McGee, and that always works.
Tom Griswold
You know, that same exact line works for me.
Ace Cosby
Is that right?
Chick McGee
My variation is high. I'm on the show, but I'm not Chick McGee. It kills.
Ace Cosby
Bang. Huh. That's interesting.
Chick McGee
I think. I think there's also an aspect of this. One kind of needs an adjudicator of some sort. I beg your pardon? You need someone to, like a permission slip and. Are you sure you're signing off on this? We're good here, right? That may be a component of it. People are afraid that when somebody wakes up. They're going to change their mind.
Ace Cosby
You know, you're in a court of law.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah. We have something interesting. Yesterday's show, which was the so called penis of the future.
Ace Cosby
Oh, that was my favorite story from yesterday.
Chick McGee
A group of scientists that I'm.
Christy Lee
They can embed like contraception and of vibrating device into them.
Chick McGee
They're suggesting in the future people will have, perhaps have biohacked male members, as they call it. And you'll recall. Yeah, one of the things was they. They think they could have nanobots inserted into the vast deference to serve as a block so you could lock the passage of sperm. This is all in the future conceptual. I'm not sure this will ever happen. But also they. This is. Here's the story. A company called Cyborg asmix. Already it sounds like something from a bad movie. They're working on a device called the Lovetron 9000 which also sounds like it's. I don't know.
Ace Cosby
That sounds like supporting act for Parliament Funkadelic.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Love Love Tron will open and the.
Chick McGee
Lovetron 9000 would be a implanted vibrating device into the actual male member. And then my question was, how would you charge it? Would you have to. Obviously you can't have a plug, but I mean, presumably you'd have to lie down on some kind of a pad. But I don't know. Mine works fine. It doesn't need any electronic components. No, but, but this is. We're getting. What was the guy. Oh, I go. Remember, Go Go Gadget.
Ace Cosby
Inspector. Inspector Gadget.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that.
Chick McGee
No, that's right. And he would say go, go. Then whatever it would be.
Tom Griswold
Helicopter hat.
Chick McGee
Yes, helicopter hat.
Tom Griswold
He did. Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
So this would be. This would be Go Go Gadget Schlong to get your male member. I. I don't know. I mean.
Tom Griswold
Go Go Gadget. I'm on my way.
Chick McGee
And that's right. It was Don Adams.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Or at least the guy trying to be. That was an impression. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Would you believe.
Chick McGee
I think it was the real Don Adams.
Ace Cosby
I think it was too.
Tom Griswold
Oh, okay. I was under the impression it was a guy doing Don Adams.
Ace Cosby
But one of my most prized possessions when I was like 8, 9, 10, was a don Adams comedy album.
Chick McGee
Album.
Christy Lee
Well, I thought you're gonna say a shoe phone.
Ace Cosby
It was on. I, I don't know where I got it, but it was a. An album.
Chick McGee
He was Maxwell Smart.
Christy Lee
Yes. He had the shoe phone.
Chick McGee
Right. And we talk, we always talk about great TV theme songs. Yeah, I remember that one. That was a great theme Song.
Tom Griswold
The elevator door is open and he's.
Ace Cosby
Walking down the street.
Chick McGee
Oh, God, that's so funny. Was that a Mel Brooks show?
Tom Griswold
It was.
Ace Cosby
And. But. And Buck Henry.
Chick McGee
Oh, God. Funny.
Christy Lee
So funny.
Chick McGee
So in any event, that was one of the big stories yesterday. The so called future of the penis. I think we're doing okay. Although there's also a story saying that the Stanford scientists say the male members have grown 25% in length in the last 30 years. That I don't think is provable.
Ace Cosby
But don't. It's a fact. They grow later in life, right?
Christy Lee
It does.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Chick McGee
But they're saying across the board, American penises are bigger than they were 30 years ago.
Ace Cosby
Your nose, your ears, your penis.
Chick McGee
Christy. And your feet. Anecdotal. Never mind. That's not fair. Nope. Yeah, I. I find that. How they would know that?
Ace Cosby
I. I take measurements, Tom.
Chick McGee
Really?
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Chick McGee
So you're telling me that some intern at Stanford goes to the.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Institute still a thing.
Christy Lee
They.
Ace Cosby
They take part. People volunteer and they're paid. They take part in the service.
Christy Lee
It.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Why have we seen that scene in.
Ace Cosby
The movie Measure My door? Come here.
Chick McGee
20 guys sitting in a. Just sitting. Sitting in the lobby. Okay, next you come in and walk out and why this? Why the sad look?
Tom Griswold
I just found out him movies with sweaty penises.
Ace Cosby
I've never been fitted for a suit. I need to do that. That's on my bucket list. Start a bucket list.
Tom Griswold
Good time.
Christy Lee
Oh, you want to go to a.
Tom Griswold
Real nice tailor, A real nice Taylor.
Christy Lee
I have the name of that London Seville.
Chick McGee
The name of that movie we talked about yesterday. All hands on Dick. It's the story of the poor girl who' job. Well, Dad, I got a. I got a job at. On campus.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's great, honey.
Chick McGee
I'm measuring the penises.
Ace Cosby
You're working.
Chick McGee
I see.
Ace Cosby
Is that right?
Chick McGee
Oh, good. Hey, it's. I don't think you can bet on the Pro Bowl. God, I hope not.
Ace Cosby
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Chick McGee
Coming up. Be careful when you buy stuff online. This is a classic. Also, we got a cool donkey story. I love donkeys. And Mona Lisa's in the news. Boozy house parties and a special thing for Patty G and his veganism. It's all coming up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Ace Cosby
Got something to say?
Tom Griswold
Send us an email Bob and tom@bobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
If you need three new reasons to love Jack wraps at Jack in the Box even more, here they are. Chicken fajita, chicken caesar, and delicious. Starting at $3. Coincidentally, those are the same three reasons you should come to Jack in the Box right now at Jack. Every bite's a big. That's my goal with three seconds left.
Ace Cosby
To make it lesson. Yeah, he did that on purpose, right? Who believes that?
Tom Griswold
No one.
Ace Cosby
Welcome back to it, everybody. Hello, hello, hello. Or the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Are we still doing letters? I get letters.
Chick McGee
You got another one?
Ace Cosby
Letter? No, I don't have any more.
Chick McGee
I got a ton of letters.
Ace Cosby
We'll go, man.
Tom Griswold
I got one. Oh, you do? Yeah, From Todd in Michigan.
Ace Cosby
It better not. Oh, it better not be a positive letter about you.
Tom Griswold
It might be.
Ace Cosby
All right.
Tom Griswold
Well, it should be. The man works hardy. I'm gonna. I'm gonna sing this. Okay, here we go. Got an email says, I love your songs, Pat. I'm Todd from Michigan. Michigan. And I listen every day. You know that Tom Petty song he calls free Falling? Well, I have an idea. Something you could play. You could write a song about a guy who goes commando. He doesn't wear underwear. Oh, you could sing this for me. It's real funny. The guy's free. Oh, free ball and get it. Yeah, he's free balling.
Chick McGee
Thank you, Todd.
Ace Cosby
Free balling.
Tom Griswold
Thanks, Todd. I appreciate you writing. I never heard that free balling before. If it sounds like sarcasm, my voice, Todd. Because of course, I've heard that song idea before. Hey, Todd, how about a lumberjack and he's singing tree falling. Or a salesman tree falling. He's cold calling. Or a beekeeper and he's singing bee pollen. Or how about we leave the songwriting to me, Todd, I don't get paid enough for this nonsense. I'm practically working for free. Free ballin. Free ballin'you. Know, that's not too bad. Toda may go with that. Thanks. Thanks. And keep listening up there in Michigan.
Chick McGee
I like that, Todd. Thank you very much. Maybe we should do that. Try to. Try to do one of those every morning, huh?
Tom Griswold
Sing an email.
Chick McGee
Sing an email.
Tom Griswold
I like that very much.
Chick McGee
Well, thank you for. And thank you once again. Patty G. Leader Krons, Mansfield, Ohio. This Saturday only. It's special benefit for big brothers. That's a cool thing. I'll be sure to see Pat doing that and then.
Christy Lee
Are you wearing lederhosen?
Tom Griswold
I have lederhosen that I've had since I was a kid. I don't fit in them now, but.
Christy Lee
Well, Tom had some. Where are yours?
Chick McGee
Oh, God, I have no idea.
Ace Cosby
Your Leader Hosen.
Christy Lee
We had a whole.
Ace Cosby
Oh yeah, we all dressed up in leader hoses.
Chick McGee
Yeah, we remember the song Real dumb. Living La Vida Loca. Love that song.
Ace Cosby
Tom loved. He was the only one.
Chick McGee
So we did a song called Living La Vida Polka with an accordion. It was great.
Tom Griswold
Not bad at all.
Ace Cosby
We enjoyed, endured it.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
So somewhere there's Leader Hosen.
Tom Griswold
Oh yeah. Now Ricky Martin could get any woman he wanted.
Ace Cosby
He's swimming and so handsome. He spilled more. He has a vagina pulling up.
Tom Griswold
He loves it. Sweeter than mango, he said.
Christy Lee
Even George Michael guy was heartbroken.
Ace Cosby
He's good. Okay.
Chick McGee
Sorry, ladies. Now let's check in briefly with the sporting scene, please.
Ace Cosby
What?
Tom Griswold
What?
Ace Cosby
What's happening? Is it my turn? NFL News the Detroit Lions have agreed to hire Denver Broncos assistant John Morton, the salt baron and offensive coordinator, and promote Kelvin Shepard as defensive coordinator. Of course, Aaron Glenn off to the jets and Ben Johnson off to the Bears. Mike McCarthy, former head coach of the Cowboys, has decided against coaching in 2025, removing himself as a candidate to fill in the NFL's last remaining head coach head coaching vacancy with New Orleans Saints.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Ace Cosby
A person familiar with McCarthy decision said Tuesday night on condition of anonymity. McCarthy and the Saints have not discussed him not wanting to coach the saints publicly. McCarthy the third high profile candidate to pull out of the Saints search Joe Brady, the Bills, Cliff Kingsbury of the of Washington and now Mike McCarthy. Nobody wants to coach Norlin.
Christy Lee
Why is that?
Ace Cosby
Are you available?
Chick McGee
No. Thanks.
Ace Cosby
It's an interesting. It's an interesting setup there in New Orleans. Not as interesting as. As the Dallas Cowboys, but no. Albeit, let's see the Pro Bowls coming up, kids. Who's ready to go watch the Pro Bowl?
Christy Lee
It's not in Hawaii anymore, right?
Ace Cosby
It's in Orlando. The NFL is now.
Chick McGee
That's one of the reasons the players.
Ace Cosby
Are not all that happy about.
Chick McGee
They love. They love taking their families to Hawaii. On the house.
Ace Cosby
It was announced yesterday Baltimore's Lamar Jackson, Buffalo's Josh Allen, Washington's sweet baby Jaden Daniels will not be participating in Pro bowl this week. The NFL announced the final rosters of those quarterbacks were on it, but they will be replaced by New England's Drake May, Pittsburgh's Russell Wilson and Tampa Bay's Baker Mayfield. And the Pro bowl runs Thursday through Sunday in Orlando, taking place over two days, Thursday and Sunday.
Tom Griswold
That's annoying.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, right.
Christy Lee
Well, the families get to go to Disney.
Ace Cosby
Thursday will be the skills challenge, including something huge people in this room have said you'd be interested in watching. Passing the test is what this contest is called. Quarterbacks try to hit targets at various distances around the field. Worth different point values in 40 seconds.
Tom Griswold
I like that. That's a game I. That's something I would like to try.
Ace Cosby
Before the challenge, each quarterback will select a Pro bowl games teammate to answer five trivia questions about current Pro bowl players.
Tom Griswold
Oh, boy.
Ace Cosby
I'm out for every correct.
Chick McGee
Current events.
Christy Lee
I know that would be.
Chick McGee
That'd be painful.
Ace Cosby
Satisfying catches presented by Snickers. One wide receiver, tight end Tim Walls. They're as fresh as today's headline. Receiver tight.
Chick McGee
I'd already forgotten. That's the saddest part about this.
Ace Cosby
Each conference will compete in a challenge obstacle course including catches from a jugs machine. That's a woman with huge hammers.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Don't you call a pretty woman with big boobs a jugs machine?
Ace Cosby
Jugs machine. Look at her.
Chick McGee
All right.
Ace Cosby
They test every aspect of catching a foot. The relay race. A simultaneous relay style event where four players from each conference complete a 40 yard dash before passing a baton. No, a football to the next athlete.
Tom Griswold
Tom, remember when we watched the Harlem Globetrotters do the three legged race?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Just one guy. Looked like a normal race.
Ace Cosby
Tom, are you holding on to yourself? Reach down there and hold on.
Chick McGee
Okay, I got it.
Ace Cosby
Thursday, the skills challenge, which is not open to the public, by the way. ESPN is covering it. Dodgeball, presented by Bud Light.
Chick McGee
Who's that board?
Ace Cosby
A three round tournament of classic dodgeball featuring six teams of five players. Teams will be a mix of AFC offensive, defensive and special teams. The same mix of nf, NFC players.
Chick McGee
God, I don't care.
Ace Cosby
Can you imagine a big armed quarterback playing dodgeball?
Tom Griswold
But they must want to. They must think it's fun, the players.
Chick McGee
The way to make it fun would be if we. If we mixed in like famous politicians and actors. You know what? Yeah, well, this is a couple guys you like to see get a dodgeball thrown at them at 80 miles in the face.
Ace Cosby
This is Battle of the Netflix.
Tom Griswold
James Franco.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Then on Sunday, of course, they have punt. Perfect.
Tom Griswold
I'm sorry.
Ace Cosby
Perfect.
Chick McGee
Wow. Lucky that. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
I think you'll like this one, Tom.
Chick McGee
Now listen, that could have gone.
Ace Cosby
Stop trying to think about a joke.
Chick McGee
Ladies and gentlemen, things that start with.
Ace Cosby
A C. Two players, two players, one punter, one non punter from each conference. Punt from the 35 yard line, attempting to place as many punts as possible into a set of six buckets in the end zone. Each bucket is worth one point.
Chick McGee
Whoa.
Tom Griswold
Okay, so that's just the old bozo game.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, the bucket.
Chick McGee
Make like each bucket's worth $50,000 and I'll. And then give it to charity, then I'm watching.
Ace Cosby
And then they'll have tug of war on Sunday. How did you dislocate your shoulder? Saquon Barkley, 5 on 5. Demonstration of teamwork, strength and strategy. Positioned above a foam pit. Players challenged to pull backwards on the rope.
Chick McGee
All this stuff would be fun to do, but not to watch.
Tom Griswold
I went to my niece's track meet and they were doing tug of war. They were some kids. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Is tug of war back?
Tom Griswold
I. At least at that school they were.
Ace Cosby
Son of a guy.
Tom Griswold
I thought it was awesome.
Chick McGee
And my kids did do it. They do it.
Christy Lee
Well, probably in gym class for Halloween.
Chick McGee
They do it. It's cool.
Tom Griswold
Oh, remember, they knew they would lose.
Chick McGee
Yeah. They do the. They do the parade.
Tom Griswold
The tug of the war.
Ace Cosby
So why is tug of war on Halloween?
Chick McGee
Because all the kids are in costume. They're out in the field and they bring up.
Tom Griswold
It's very odd.
Christy Lee
That is weird.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Nothing funnier than seeing a ghost.
Ace Cosby
You presenting it like you know what it is.
Tom Griswold
You get a Frankenstein and a Dracula.
Chick McGee
That's great.
Tom Griswold
But it is odd. Odd choice for a Halloween festivity.
Chick McGee
Okay, now more sports coming up. Okay. And. And the Get Smart theme song. Just a beautiful theme song that's all happening. And we've got cool news. And we've got donkeys in the news. One of my favorite animals. Donkey show and booze news, vegan news. And cock fighting in the news. Yeah. No, no, no. That's a sword. That's a sword fight.
Tom Griswold
Let's head to the men's room.
Chick McGee
These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Tom Griswold
Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob.
Ace Cosby
And Tom show this morning.
Tom Griswold
Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.
Chick McGee
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Ace Cosby
It's the Jim Rome show podcast.
Chick McGee
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Tom Griswold
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Chick McGee
Dob.
Ace Cosby
Welcome back.
Chick McGee
We would never replace. We would just move someone internal.
Ace Cosby
Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.
Tom Griswold
Hey.
Ace Cosby
And there's Jess Hooker.
Tom Griswold
Hi.
Ace Cosby
I have to yell so she could hear me over her jacket.
Christy Lee
Oh, my God. It's just red.
Tom Griswold
Red.
Chick McGee
And Jess is wearing a bright red jacket with a red striped shirt. And what time do you start selling the hot dogs and fireworks?
Ace Cosby
Oh, hey, Jim Dan agent. And you know what Pat said. I thought they banned that red dye. There's Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, and speaking of color, Stephen Singer jewelers. Brand new, 24 karat gold roses, a peacock teal. There's a great video out there where I show.
Christy Lee
Oh, it's.
Ace Cosby
Oh, you're shaking that ass.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah, get them before they sell out. Exclusively ati hate stephensinger.com.
Ace Cosby
There'S Ace Cosby, that joke of the day on the way. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.
Chick McGee
How does shaking your posterior relate to the beautiful.
Tom Griswold
I'm. They're fanned out in my belt.
Christy Lee
On his backside. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Oh, I see.
Tom Griswold
Like a peacock feather. Like peacock.
Christy Lee
And he presents it.
Chick McGee
Okay, so they're all of us.
Ace Cosby
So you haven't. You haven't seen Josh's video?
Chick McGee
I've not seen it. I was aware of it.
Christy Lee
Well, he's not on socials.
Chick McGee
I'll. I'll have to review that. Coming up.
Tom Griswold
Now shake it like a tail feather. Is that a song?
Chick McGee
Yeah, and you missed it. Jess Hooker, the NFL's exciting Pro bowl broadcasting. What are they doing? The.
Ace Cosby
They're doing it all the punt just come up. It's kind of like Jimmy Fallon's talk show. It's like games you'd play at a 12 year old's birthday party. Tug of war. They've got flag football, they've got all sorts of things.
Chick McGee
How does the punt, the punt one work?
Tom Griswold
Now the punt, I believe it was punt perfection.
Ace Cosby
Is that one punter, one punter and one non punter and they try to hit buckets in the end zone.
Christy Lee
Well, how is the non punter? That's a.
Ace Cosby
Well, well, that makes it interesting, I guess.
Chick McGee
Most of those guys are such good athletes. They're probably pretty decent at almost everything.
Christy Lee
Do you think anybody on a team can punt?
Chick McGee
To a degree.
Tom Griswold
If they're cunning enough. Would you say.
Chick McGee
Oh, God.
Tom Griswold
Would you say that they're.
Ace Cosby
Although actually to make a cunning array of punter.
Chick McGee
To make it more. To make it more accurate. What they should do is just for the guy gets ready to punt, they go, actually, it's fourth down, two. We're going for it because that seems to be the new thing in the NFL. Fourth down, my ass. We're care. We're carrying that ball. We're going to make it. We're going to make it. We're at the first down, buddy. This is so boring. Why is anyone going to watch any of this?
Christy Lee
I'm sure they sold it to some big advertiser.
Ace Cosby
Absolutely. Yeah.
Christy Lee
I think Snickers watch it. They love the NFL. They love their players.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah.
Ace Cosby
You guys yourselves said you like the quarterback passing competition with the targets.
Christy Lee
That's kind of cool. I've seen Joshua.
Chick McGee
You won't watch that.
Tom Griswold
I admit that, but this is the problem. I like that because it reminds me of a game my brothers and I would play. Hey, you gotta hit that now, you know you have to hit this.
Ace Cosby
Oh, we'd have neighborhood kids run back and forth.
Chick McGee
I'd rather watch a. I'd rather watch adults play doctor.
Christy Lee
I would not see tongue depressors, but if it were on the tv, I'd watch.
Tom Griswold
You know, you're putting that in the wrong place. They call it a tongue depression.
Chick McGee
They only call it that. Well, let's just move forward here. Did you have any other sporting news of interest?
Ace Cosby
Let's see. Are you ready?
Tom Griswold
You.
Ace Cosby
Did you guys watch the Buffalo Bills, Kansas City Chiefs this past weekend? They call it the AFC Championship game. Did you watch it?
Tom Griswold
No.
Ace Cosby
According to the TV ratings people, Kansas City's 3229 win over the Bills in that AFC championship game averaged 57.4 million viewers on CBS.
Tom Griswold
That's really well done.
Ace Cosby
Edging last year's short lived record of 55.5. Chiefs Ravens it now the this past weekend's Chiefs Bills stands as the third biggest NFL semifinal the modern television era trailing only the 2010 NFC championship game between the Vikings and the Saints at 57.9.
Tom Griswold
Isn't this interesting? Last year so many people watched because of Taylor Swift. Really wanted to see her celebrate with her boyfriend. This year they wanted to see the exact opposite.
Christy Lee
Exactly. I wanted to see the Bills win.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
I think a lot of people really wanted to see.
Ace Cosby
Don't you think there should be like a college course on how these the news cycle and how things work and how Americans build people up and then tear them down? Yeah.
Tom Griswold
You know, only to try to build them back up again.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Five years ago they're like oh, Britney Spears is such a hero. Ua holes ruined her. No kidding.
Ace Cosby
Meanwhile the commanders awful society shitty.
Tom Griswold
We are you media people. We entertainers are fine.
Chick McGee
How'd the other game do?
Ace Cosby
Commanders Eagles suffered from a. Yeah. The 5523 blowout. Just a low rating of just 44.2 in the other rating.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's a shame.
Chick McGee
So that's. Is that 44.2 million people.
Ace Cosby
And the highest rated super bowl ever was last year's 120.25. How about that one, Tom?
Chick McGee
It's amazing.
Ace Cosby
It's amazing. It sure is.
Chick McGee
I know some. Was it 97 of the top 100 television programs last year were NFL games. And the other three, Wasn't one of them a college game?
Christy Lee
I don't know.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I forget the stat on that. But it's time. It's quiz time. It is for Ms. Hooker.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
I want to see if you recognize this. You recognize this song?
Ace Cosby
Here we go. It's not a song. It's music. There are no words.
Chick McGee
Yeah. I do great stuff. Big horn section. Who is it?
Tom Griswold
Maxwell Smart.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Christy Lee
I know that because my son's name is Maxwell. And that's not the complete reason, but I do.
Tom Griswold
I'm familiar with it. Because of that. Wow. A lot of people bring it up.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Get Smart. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Not a bad Steve Carell movie by the way. Yeah, it was. It was entertaining.
Chick McGee
Oh, I didn't know that.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Yeah.
Christy Lee
He plays Don Don Adam.
Tom Griswold
You know who plays the 99 chick. One of your favorites. The great Anne Hathaway.
Ace Cosby
Lock the doors.
Chick McGee
Good to know. Now we were playing that. It's just some great music because I mentioned.
Tom Griswold
What was the name of the Spectre Gadget, the robot in Get Smart.
Ace Cosby
Jaime.
Tom Griswold
You know who plays Jaime?
Ace Cosby
Gnome Pitlik.
Tom Griswold
Patrick Warburton in the Steve Carell.
Ace Cosby
Carell movie?
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Ace Cosby
I thought you meant the TV show. I think it's Gnome Pit.
Tom Griswold
Like, and then the guy that always shows up in odd places. Like, they'll open up.
Ace Cosby
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Bill Murray.
Ace Cosby
Oh, really?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
I have not.
Tom Griswold
All of a sudden, a tree stump will open up and he'll be in there.
Chick McGee
Sounds good.
Ace Cosby
I need to give that movie.
Tom Griswold
Why don't we stop doing this and.
Chick McGee
Just watch this work? Yeah, yeah, it sounds like.
Christy Lee
Right there on the big screen.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Ace Cosby
We meanwhile. Oh, we'll have fighting in the stands at a sporting event.
Tom Griswold
There should be more of it.
Ace Cosby
Well, we've got some coming up just for you, Josh. How about that?
Tom Griswold
Your team needs to see that kind of passion.
Ace Cosby
I'll give you a hint. A Billiken's involved.
Tom Griswold
Is that right?
Ace Cosby
Oh, yeah. You know how wild and lawless Missouri is?
Tom Griswold
Oh, yes.
Ace Cosby
Yep.
Chick McGee
What is a Billiken?
Ace Cosby
I don't know. It's a little crazy bird.
Christy Lee
It's like a pelican.
Ace Cosby
St. Louis.
Tom Griswold
It's a basketball player, you know, with a bigger.
Ace Cosby
A bigger snout.
Chick McGee
Well, I mean, because sometimes these names.
Christy Lee
Like a leprechaun or something.
Chick McGee
What was. What was the name of your college team?
Tom Griswold
Oh, gosh. My college mascot was the. The Gorlok. It was a magical, mystical creature that.
Ace Cosby
Because. Why did they come up with Gorlok?
Tom Griswold
The school. The main building was on the intersection of Lockwood and Gore.
Chick McGee
Wow. Lucky they weren't at the intersection of Rucker and Reaver.
Ace Cosby
That's in Chinatown, isn't it?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
There's nothing more important than Rucker and.
Chick McGee
First Avenue, for that matter.
Tom Griswold
Or Continental and Liquor.
Ace Cosby
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By the way, Tom, legally, you have to tell us where those cameras are.
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Chick McGee
Thank you very much, Chick Magee. Also coming up today, we're talking with comedian George Wallace. We have in the news cockfighting, donkeys, the Mona Lisa, booze, vegans. We got it all coming up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
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Ace Cosby
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Ace Cosby and that joke of the day coming up. There's Josh Arnold, Christy Lee.
Christy Lee
Hello.
Ace Cosby
Over there at the Silac Insurance news desk, there's Pat Godwin.
Tom Griswold
Hello.
Ace Cosby
Jess Hooker's here. Hi, I am Chick McGee and I have more sports coming up. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
I have more sports.
Ace Cosby
I have more sports.
Chick McGee
I have sports. It's exciting. I talk NFL players, millionaires throwing Frisbees. Dumbasses are going to watch on their TVs because they have no life.
Ace Cosby
Fight.
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Ace Cosby
We had a fight in the stands. It broke out in the stands of. I'm not trying to be a smart ass here. Is this Heifetz Arena? It's C H A I F E T Z. Heifetz arena in St. Louis.
Chick McGee
Heifers was of course a famous.
Tom Griswold
It's the violinist. It's Yasha Heifers. Chaffetz. Yep.
Ace Cosby
Chaffetz following.
Chick McGee
I'll tell you what I wore. My pants are too tight. That chaff. It's my ass.
Ace Cosby
I have a question. What accent is that?
Chick McGee
Where the hell was that origin? It's a country they can't sue. Me maybe.
Tom Griswold
Shave it.
Ace Cosby
Shave it.
Chick McGee
Hey, baby, shave it.
Ace Cosby
It delayed the conclusion of St. Louis's 7869 win versus VCU, the Rams, Virginia Commonwealth, St. Louis. You know, the Billikens, Tom. This happened last night. It was delayed several minutes. Security personnel and police tried to restore order. We do have video of the fight breaking out. Pay extra attention to the age of the people that are involved.
Tom Griswold
Gray haired, gray mustache.
Ace Cosby
That guy's there.
Tom Griswold
Moving in slow motion.
Ace Cosby
70. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
These are easily grown men.
Ace Cosby
The slowest fight you've ever seen. Look at this. It's a. Is that a melee?
Tom Griswold
Would you consider that barely a brew huff wrestling a freaking.
Chick McGee
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Does the guy.
Ace Cosby
Look at that guy. He's choking him out.
Chick McGee
Is his face painted or is he.
Tom Griswold
About to have a heart attack? His blood pressure is high. Yeah, he's probably so angry.
Chick McGee
I assume one of the teams must be. They must be the blue judgings.
Christy Lee
That's St. Louis Pelicans is a mythical creature, by the way.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
It's nothing real though. I see.
Ace Cosby
It looks like something that hasn't gestated yet.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I agree.
Tom Griswold
It's like a demon looking, isn't it?
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah, kind of.
Ace Cosby
A little bit.
Chick McGee
Okay. Oh, well, that's nice.
Ace Cosby
Moments later, whistle started to blow. Punches appear to be thrown by fans, and Tom has lost.
Tom Griswold
I think it's so groovy now that people are getting together.
Chick McGee
Who did that song?
Tom Griswold
Reach out in the Darkness?
Ace Cosby
The Society of Man or something.
Tom Griswold
I think you're right.
Ace Cosby
Right.
Chick McGee
What movie is that in?
Tom Griswold
I don't know. I just thought. I've always loved that song.
Chick McGee
Yeah, me too. You know, we're getting the look.
Christy Lee
Yeah. I don't know. I've never heard this song.
Tom Griswold
I don't think.
Ace Cosby
I think it's so groovy now that.
Tom Griswold
People are finally getting together.
Chick McGee
That's all.
Ace Cosby
Okay. You and Josh are virtually the same age. So.
Tom Griswold
Josh, I'm a student of mass media, and so I. Therefore, I'm aware of things well before.
Ace Cosby
You're well rounded.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
You're a musical historian. Yeah, I sure am. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Now, before we move on. Okay, well, what do you say? Is this more about this dumb fight?
Ace Cosby
No. There's a gentleman Philadelphia Eagle fan has died as a result of injuries sustained from falling from a street pole while celebrating the Eagles NFC championship. Good start over the command.
Tom Griswold
A good start.
Christy Lee
Oh, My God.
Chick McGee
Idiot.
Ace Cosby
And an announcement from vice president of student affairs. Affairs at temple.
Tom Griswold
He has affairs with students?
Ace Cosby
Apparently.
Chick McGee
Isn't he's not in high school.
Ace Cosby
The victim of.
Tom Griswold
What are you doing in college?
Ace Cosby
From Toronto, Canada went to temple amid celebrations in sitter sandy center city Philadelphia.
Tom Griswold
What is that like the middle of the place?
Ace Cosby
Police confirmed it's right in the middle.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
According to reports, the gentleman who died was an accomplished gymnast with.
Tom Griswold
Not that accomplished.
Christy Lee
I guess they didn't stick the landing.
Chick McGee
Yeah, you know, he stuck it with his head.
Tom Griswold
I've always been bad at dismounting, man.
Ace Cosby
He had 120 medals in provincial, regional and international competition.
Tom Griswold
I wonder if it was one of those grease poles.
Ace Cosby
He was a member of the school's club gymnastics team studying exercise and sports science.
Christy Lee
Oh, that's so sad.
Chick McGee
Not really. The guy's an idiot.
Tom Griswold
All right. I find I. I think the answer is both. That's a shame. And the guy shouldn't have been doing it.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Horrible. Sad last misjudgment.
Chick McGee
That'll teach the Eagles to win. They killed a guy.
Ace Cosby
That's true.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ace Cosby
If the commanders had won the way God intended.
Tom Griswold
Right. Nothing would have happened in crime free.
Ace Cosby
Washington D.C. yeah, thank you, Josh. That's exactly right. And authorities in New Orleans are warning Eagles fans to refrain from climbing the French quarters. Quite old in quotes light poles. New Orleans police spokesperson Barry Fletcher told the Philadelphia Inquirer it's Felcher. Regarding climbing street poles. That is not only illegal.
Tom Griswold
I like this.
Ace Cosby
But is unsafe. Many of the street light poles in the French Quarter are quite old.
Chick McGee
So Adam is saying if this guy. If they'd mentioned this to people in Philadelphia, this other poor idiot wouldn't have died. Because I'm sure as soon as they hear some of the authoritative voice of this douchebag, they're going to go, yeah, I'm not climbing the pole.
Ace Cosby
Climbing on them risks toppling the light pole support poles for balconies that line the French Quarter. Also off limits. The police department did not say whether they're going to grease the poles in New Orleans or not. We'll keep an eye on Pat.
Chick McGee
You have of being from Philadelphia, you're familiar with this thing. And they literally were using Crisco on the polls.
Ace Cosby
Keep them off.
Tom Griswold
Well, let's honor this dead young man. We're gonna have to. Another verse.
Chick McGee
You were telling me once you when you were doing one of those European tours, didn't you climb on an old pole?
Tom Griswold
Sure I did. That was all that Was available on the streets. Warsaw, you know, Philadelphia Eagles fans are fanatics. They're over exact ecstatic and problematic. That's why we need greased light poles.
Ace Cosby
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
We'll get some cans of Crisco and extra police. Oh, yeah. Grease light poles. Oh, grease light poles. Eagles won the game. We're gonna need some grease.
Ace Cosby
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Grease light poles. Grease light poles. Hit the streets if they win, I'll get beat. We need some crowd control. Better grease them poles. Grease light poles. Poles. New Orleans poles. Well, well, they're quite old. Oh, yeah, old light poles. Climb those poles and they'll bend and fold. Oh, yeah, old light poles. Way too old.
Chick McGee
I can't go faster.
Ace Cosby
Shut up.
Chick McGee
You're going too fast, you punk.
Ace Cosby
Are you an old pole? One night.
Chick McGee
Do you bowl?
Tom Griswold
Okay. Crash to the street if they win or get beat Right in the garbage cans. Go Eagles fans. Grease light poles. Oh, when those fans go climbing up. Come on. When those fans go climbing, I'm gonna be laughing my ass off. Hey, when those fans go climbing. Oh, let's go out to city. When those fans go. When those fans go fans.
Ace Cosby
Oh, it's fade down.
Chick McGee
Oh, they're. They're gonna throw beads on the trees.
Ace Cosby
They do in New Orleans. They walk around playing music. Yeah, everything's a parade.
Tom Griswold
How do you do you guys like those old funerals where they dance around the streets? Have you been to New Orleans? I have. I did not see one of those, but man, those are really something.
Chick McGee
Half of them are fake, you know?
Tom Griswold
What do you mean?
Ace Cosby
What?
Chick McGee
Yeah, this is for Tourist Theta 7. There's nothing in there.
Ace Cosby
I didn't realize.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, they have chamber commercial. Pretend Louie died today. Entertain some tourist.
Ace Cosby
Louie died is what he said.
Tom Griswold
I loved New Orleans. I need to get back there.
Ace Cosby
Oh, yeah, it's real humid.
Chick McGee
You want to go to the Super Bowl?
Tom Griswold
I don't. I'd rather go when it's some other time. We can go for Marty Gr. Boy, do I want to do that. Yes, you do. Phenomenal.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. St. Louis has, I think the third biggest Mardi Gras in the world or something.
Christy Lee
Wow, I didn't know that.
Tom Griswold
In the country.
Ace Cosby
Wait a minute.
Tom Griswold
So I used to go every year.
Ace Cosby
And I think I trying to angle your way to a trip to St. Louis to see your family? I miss them.
Tom Griswold
There's no Mardi Gras. No, there's a huge one, but I did that plenty. But that is where a buddy of mine stole a golf cart. And I don't know that I've ever laughed harder.
Ace Cosby
Did he wreck it?
Tom Griswold
No. No, we just rode it around the city. Hammered us all down. Did you just abandon it? We parked it by a pole and assumed somebody else would then take it.
Chick McGee
Did you climb the pole?
Tom Griswold
No.
Chick McGee
You didn't want to see your mom stripping?
Tom Griswold
I don't bother my parents at work. Josh, wasn't New Orleans the site of your bathroom incident? It was. And that's a long, long story. And I kind of don't remember a lot of it.
Chick McGee
That's one of your. That's a fan favorite. Maybe we can get you to tell it when were in Iowa at the Riverside Casino.
Tom Griswold
I will. Yes.
Ace Cosby
Date line. Wait a minute.
Chick McGee
I think I found this. I think. I think. I'm not sure. Let me see if this is it.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
Is this it?
Ace Cosby
That's it. Think it's so.
Tom Griswold
I don't remember being this.
Ace Cosby
Do you know the. Does it have the artist?
Chick McGee
What does she say? I think it's. What?
Tom Griswold
Wonderful.
Christy Lee
How wonderful.
Tom Griswold
I say wonderful and how. But I think it's.
Christy Lee
I think it's. You're right.
Chick McGee
Have you ever heard anyone say groovy and not have, like, air quotes around it, like they were sort of kidding?
Tom Griswold
I had a buddy who said it. He would say groovy and totally get away with. Really? Yes.
Chick McGee
I could never get away with saying, how was your. How was the show? That was really groovy. I had. People would vomit on my.
Tom Griswold
But surely you know people who could get away with it. I feel like Christie says it sometimes.
Christy Lee
And I could say groovy.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
She says, what's wrong with that?
Ace Cosby
You know, cool has endured. And I think. Right on is trying to come back. I think.
Chick McGee
But even. Remember that awful song. I hate that. Feeling groovy.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I love that song. Slow down.
Ace Cosby
Is that an audio turd? Is.
Tom Griswold
That's wonderful. You know what? It does go against your philosophy of life.
Chick McGee
Kicking up the cobbles. I'm feeling groovy. That's what I told my doctor when I went in for my. How you feeling, Tom? I'm feeling groovy, Doc.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
It goes again.
Tom Griswold
So you never said that back in the 60s, you never used.
Chick McGee
I think even. Even then it lasted for a year or two, tops.
Tom Griswold
Right?
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Chick McGee
I mean, it was a. If you're a jazz musician, you know, smoking reefer in the 50s before it was even anyone knew about it. That wasn't cool. Then you could say groovy.
Tom Griswold
Bruce Campbell in the Evil Dead movie says it and it's perfect.
Chick McGee
But I guess in that Tongue in cheek, to a degree.
Tom Griswold
Well, the character a little bit, is. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
But he does fight demons.
Christy Lee
I'm sorry, I don't see guy. I see, like, Mod Squad girl. Like a Peggy Lipton.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Saying groovy, not guys. I don't see guys saying that.
Chick McGee
Yeah, well, Peggy Lipton could have said pretty much anything, and I would have been okay with it.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I know you like.
Chick McGee
Oh, my God.
Tom Griswold
Didn't you meet him?
Chick McGee
No, I didn't meet Peg. No.
Ace Cosby
You slept with Peggy Lipton.
Tom Griswold
I can't believe you had sex with Peggy Lip. That's what she's told me.
Ace Cosby
That's crazy. And all the.
Chick McGee
Hey, look. No back door. That's all I'm gonna say.
Ace Cosby
I was gonna say all the holes.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's the lift and shuffle.
Ace Cosby
Hey, Josh, you hear all the holes.
Chick McGee
Could we get back to this great song? I want to. I want to hear the. I. I don't remember the bass part. Who did the song?
Ace Cosby
Jackass.
Chick McGee
No, no. It was called I Ace. Do you know Society?
Tom Griswold
No, it didn't say there.
Chick McGee
Friends and lovers.
Tom Griswold
Oh, okay.
Chick McGee
No, wait a minute. Sorry.
Ace Cosby
I knew it was something like, it may be I.
Chick McGee
It may be friend and lover. This is like a tiny, tiny type on this machine. Let me hang on a second.
Tom Griswold
It is friend and lover, and there's also a terrific.
Chick McGee
Now, didn't we decide last week that you can't get away with using the word lover?
Tom Griswold
Who.
Christy Lee
Who said that?
Chick McGee
Oh, we were talking with Osu, and he calls his girlfriend. He doesn't.
Tom Griswold
Lady.
Chick McGee
His lady, which I think that's classy.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I love. I like that. I'm a big fan of that.
Chick McGee
But, I mean, Christie, you can use the word husband. We go around the horn. That leaves. That leaves me. I use the word girlfriend.
Tom Griswold
Technically, I reference when I. When I text Pat. I started out with, hey, lover.
Christy Lee
Every time.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. And she sends a picture.
Chick McGee
But see, that's. That's sarcastic.
Christy Lee
No, it's not.
Tom Griswold
I mean it. I love that meme. Not as a Marion. Not as a significant other.
Chick McGee
I mean, if you. If. If you.
Ace Cosby
I feel that way about Tom.
Chick McGee
Let's say you're so.
Tom Griswold
You're.
Chick McGee
You're. You're at a cocktail event.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
And you're there with Pat, and the governor's there. Woke up. Your Honor, it's a pleasure to meet you. This is my lover, Pat. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
That is odd.
Christy Lee
That is Right.
Chick McGee
But that'd be weird.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah. That would be my grandparents, though.
Tom Griswold
Hey, Robert. Yes. Love her. I always thought that was so Sweet. It's really sweet.
Ace Cosby
Well, that's sick and twisty.
Chick McGee
Yes, but that's different. That's.
Tom Griswold
Should we make love in front of Josh again? Yes. You're saying there's something wrong with her?
Ace Cosby
I hope he doesn't cry.
Chick McGee
See, that's. That's a nickname, though. That's not a design.
Ace Cosby
In other words, introduce. If they're. If you're not married, wouldn't you introduce them as my friend or something like that?
Tom Griswold
No, I would introduce them by their name. I mean, yeah, it's assumed something sweet.
Chick McGee
But I mean, I can't.
Tom Griswold
Hatchet wound? Something like that.
Christy Lee
Yeah. That's nice.
Chick McGee
I don't like partners. That sounds like you hear that a lot now, though. I'd like you to meet my. I'd like to meet my. My partner. We have a spreadsheet in the car.
Tom Griswold
So you hear. So a lot.
Chick McGee
Significant other. Also sounds like you're reading a will. Yeah, this is my significant other. The party of the first part. Let's get back to this great song.
Tom Griswold
What about Part Time Lover?
Ace Cosby
Oh, part Time Lover. Great song.
Chick McGee
Terrible song.
Ace Cosby
People are. She's so close to being flat.
Chick McGee
You know what? It's. It's wonderful. Fallen out.
Christy Lee
Wonderful. How.
Chick McGee
You sure?
Tom Griswold
Yes, I like it. No, I promise you.
Ace Cosby
You know what? I stand corrected. I don't like Part Time Love. Part Time Lovers. Stevie Wonder. Yeah.
Chick McGee
No, thanks.
Ace Cosby
That's no good.
Tom Griswold
Now.
Chick McGee
There are changes right here. Right? Reach out in the darkness, please. Get Josh on camera dancing. This is fabulous. How do you keep the women away, Joe, with moves like that?
Tom Griswold
I don't. I just have to ignore them.
Christy Lee
Josh. The official lyrics are wonderful and.
Tom Griswold
Ow.
Christy Lee
You're correct.
Chick McGee
Oh, this happened here.
Tom Griswold
Wonderful, wonderful story about race relations.
Chick McGee
It's like three great. It's three different songs, and then that's the really awful.
Ace Cosby
Sounds like somebody got hit by a car.
Tom Griswold
Important message about race relations.
Chick McGee
Yeah, it is.
Christy Lee
It's called.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. One of the verses is for sure.
Chick McGee
Want to hear that verse that seems. Seems a little bit inappropriate?
Tom Griswold
Not inappropriate at all.
Ace Cosby
This is somebody. Somebody who insisted on singing. There we go.
Chick McGee
This is. Yeah, this is one of those things. If you don't stop the war, we'll keep singing this crappy song. All right. Get the troops out.
Tom Griswold
Can you imagine?
Ace Cosby
Johnny has to sing. Come on.
Tom Griswold
Johnson and McNamara. Just next to a radio with their.
Chick McGee
Heads in their head.
Ace Cosby
Oh, God.
Tom Griswold
How do we end this?
Chick McGee
The napalm. The napalm didn't work.
Tom Griswold
Now what are we gonna do?
Chick McGee
Bring the boys home. For God's sake.
Ace Cosby
Oh, we have. We have this message from you, Tom. You ready?
Chick McGee
Yeah. Next. Okay, when we come back, I'm gonna have an argument with Ms. Hooker.
Christy Lee
Oh.
Ace Cosby
Oh, boy.
Chick McGee
I'm gonna have you dare to take chick side on this, okay? Because you're the only one around here that knows anything about food and cooking, that sort of thing.
Ace Cosby
Oh, is this a Super Bowl?
Chick McGee
Yeah, super bowl snacks. Yeah, he found some ridiculous source on what the. Number one.
Ace Cosby
Okay, and also.
Chick McGee
And also he mocked me last week and I said there's an egg shortage. No, there isn't.
Ace Cosby
No, everybody's mocked you about that.
Christy Lee
Oh, there is a huge story yesterday.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, it's.
Ace Cosby
I think it's a man, but I think. I think there is a shortage. But it's a manufactured shortage.
Tom Griswold
No.
Christy Lee
Bird flu is killing millions of chickens.
Ace Cosby
All that kind of stuff.
Tom Griswold
The government decides.
Chick McGee
You know something? With your intelligence, maybe you should be working for the government. I think you should be in charge of the fda.
Ace Cosby
Joshua, back me up on this. They have cars that run on water, but the government doesn't want to have them hiding them.
Chick McGee
Yeah, sure they are. That makes sense. Good. No, I've lost my place.
Tom Griswold
The government wanted you to just say.
Ace Cosby
We'Ll be right back.
Chick McGee
No, I'm not going to say that. I think. I think it's so groovy now.
Ace Cosby
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.
Chick McGee
This. The show is finally getting it together. Wait a minute. That's a lie. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Tom Griswold
Just got to get a hold of us.
Ace Cosby
Call, fax, mail or email. Get all the contact information you need@bobandtom.com.
Tom Griswold
This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Ace Cosby
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
Hello, hello, hello.
Ace Cosby
There's Pat Godwin, Christy Lee, Jess Hooker, Ace Cosby. There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.
Tom Griswold
Are you jealous? Look what I'm holding.
Ace Cosby
Look what he's holding. Tom.
Tom Griswold
Steven singer. Brand new 24 karat gold rose peacock teal. I hate stevensinger.com is the place to get them.
Ace Cosby
And maybe we should go to the video screen right now to see Josh's video.
Christy Lee
Hasn't seen it. He's strutting like a peacock.
Ace Cosby
What do you think, Joe? What do you think, Tom?
Chick McGee
Josh has the roses tucked in the back of his belt.
Christy Lee
That's right, he does.
Ace Cosby
Dancing down the hallway.
Chick McGee
Josh really moves well.
Tom Griswold
What a ham.
Christy Lee
Yeah, he does.
Chick McGee
No, I mean, I'm serious. You were a really good, really good dancer.
Tom Griswold
Thank you.
Chick McGee
Then it cuts to the stupid potato.
Tom Griswold
Well, that was. Christy was letting us know. Segue to your question, Jess.
Ace Cosby
Got a flower there at the end that you got cut out.
Tom Griswold
That's okay. That's all right. OSU gets one.
Christy Lee
Everybody does.
Ace Cosby
Oh, yeah. Os got one.
Tom Griswold
Everybody.
Chick McGee
Steven Singer was here last week.
Tom Griswold
Left. You weren't here.
Chick McGee
You actually.
Tom Griswold
You know what I just remembered we yelled at you during the day to get out of the way. I was there. He was wandering around.
Chick McGee
Get out of the way. Get where can one see this video.
Christy Lee
On all of our social media? Instagram.
Ace Cosby
No, Tom wants you to say tonight at 8 on ABC. That's what he wants.
Chick McGee
Now a couple of other things happening here. We are going to be hitting the road and I'll.
Ace Cosby
How are you getting there?
Chick McGee
He's driving.
Ace Cosby
You're driving by yourself? Are you taking God?
Chick McGee
Pat usually comes with me.
Ace Cosby
Is that right? Is that what you got going now?
Chick McGee
I don't know. You want to. You want to ride?
Tom Griswold
Promised to ride with like three different people. I didn't promise anything. You promised me. You. You talked a lot, but I.
Ace Cosby
You promised to ride with me and Josh promised to ride with me.
Tom Griswold
I never promised.
Ace Cosby
And now, see, he's doing the same. And now you're riding with Pat.
Tom Griswold
I heard. I never promised and I never said I'm riding with anybody. You riding with me?
Ace Cosby
Py's riding with. We got a good car.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, you do.
Ace Cosby
So you stay out of my.
Chick McGee
The larger point here is that we're going to be elsewhere.
Tom Griswold
Smell your farts.
Chick McGee
We're going to be in the Riverside Casino in a resort resort the morning of February 21st. It's a Friday morning starting at 5am local time. Come see the show. It's free.
Ace Cosby
What's resort about it?
Tom Griswold
You can get a massage. They probably have a golf course connected to it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that'll be fun. The Last resort.
Chick McGee
Wait, no, no. Let them get out of this one.
Ace Cosby
How about a. They have wildlife like elephant. You can ride an elephant and stuff. Oh my God, that's exciting.
Chick McGee
Not helping.
Ace Cosby
Antelopes.
Chick McGee
I wish this were taped so we could cut that out. The larger point here is go to Riverside Casino and Resort.com to find out how this works. From 100.7. The Fox Chick won't be there because he's just been fired. Thank you to our friends in Cedar Rapids. Let's move forward. We are going to have a special charity driven thing. I'm going to tell you about a thing.
Tom Griswold
By the way, Tom, I'll just. I'LL phrase it this way. When I'm fired, I insist you do it on the air. Oh, I'd love to.
Ace Cosby
And we're gonna have posters too. People show up, right?
Tom Griswold
Are my firing. Yeah, I guarantee. Yes, I want it done on the air. And I want you to present us all with posters.
Ace Cosby
There you go. You should make a poster for each of us and fired and sign them. Surprise look on our face.
Chick McGee
Let's see the headline in. Let's see in Helvetica medium. It'll say, yeah, a chick's last day.
Tom Griswold
A large booted foot, like sort of kicking us out of the. Yeah.
Chick McGee
And then. And then a semi crumpled pink slip.
Ace Cosby
And me. Me tossing a. A match toward a bridge.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Okay. Very good.
Tom Griswold
We should just make these anyway.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, why not?
Chick McGee
Now, where were we? Have you finished your sports game?
Ace Cosby
No, I have not. An Oklahoma lawmaker is proposing a bill that would legalize cock fighting with a caveat. According to Oklahoma Vice Representative Justin Humphrey, he authored the bills that would attempt to reduce the penalty for cockfighting to a misdemeanor and allow.
Christy Lee
They wear rubber spurs.
Ace Cosby
Allow a foul to fight a robot if the rooster. If the rooster is unharmed.
Tom Griswold
I'm in.
Christy Lee
Robot cock fight.
Chick McGee
Robocock. Or was that already. Was that already a porn movie?
Tom Griswold
There is a chance.
Chick McGee
Is there one?
Tom Griswold
I don't know. I, I.
Ace Cosby
There sure is.
Christy Lee
I'm sure there is. That sounds too obvious.
Ace Cosby
It is currently a felony victimless crime. Own, possess, keep, or train foul.
Chick McGee
I think it should be legal if.
Ace Cosby
The antenna fighting the roosters that are.
Chick McGee
Killed are immediately barbecued and served to the audience.
Tom Griswold
It's still pretty rough.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
Remember the guy that died doing that?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
The, the, the roosters, or whatever they are, the cocks, they, they put, they attach spurs. They attach like razor knives. And this guy got whatever, what's, what do you call it? As, as Donnie would have said the karate artery.
Tom Griswold
Why is this guy standing on this hill? Why cock fighting?
Chick McGee
Well, because we've cured. I don't know if you saw this news yesterday. Day we fixed everything. That Gaza thing, it looks like a brand new town. It's amazing. You ever been to a cock? You ever been to a cockfight?
Ace Cosby
Easy, big. No, but I, I would go.
Tom Griswold
No way.
Ace Cosby
I would absolutely go. Yeah, Josh and I'd go. We're the adventurous duo.
Chick McGee
Wouldn't you go?
Tom Griswold
I'll go. If the robot is allowed to kill the chicken.
Ace Cosby
No, no, no, no. We'll kick it old school. Two. Two chickens.
Chick McGee
No.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
All right, all right. I'M in.
Ace Cosby
How can you be emotionally attached to a chicken? No, there's not.
Chick McGee
No, no, I'm emotionally attached to them when they're cooked properly.
Ace Cosby
Well, see, they're delicious.
Tom Griswold
They are delicious.
Ace Cosby
That's the one. I would have no problem eating if I saw it slaughtered and put on a plate. Okay, Now I, I would, I, I'd have a problem with a cow or a pig, but not a chicken.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
Oh, here's the story.
Ace Cosby
I just read this story.
Chick McGee
No, no, you got to go back.
Ace Cosby
And reread the story that I just read.
Chick McGee
No, no, this is a more interesting, interesting one. Jose. Jose Ochoa died after a rooster stabbed him in the leg during an illegal fight in Tulare County.
Christy Lee
Ephemeral artery got him.
Chick McGee
The rooster had a razor like knife attached to its leg which the birds used to fight each other to the death.
Christy Lee
They just zip tie those on there.
Tom Griswold
I don't know.
Christy Lee
That's wild.
Tom Griswold
That's gruesome.
Christy Lee
Yeah, it is.
Tom Griswold
These pork chickens.
Ace Cosby
Hello again, everybody, and you're looking live at tonight's cockfight.
Chick McGee
No, obviously brought to you by Tyson.
Ace Cosby
Tyson Chicken.
Chick McGee
Presumably the entire point of this is gambling, right?
Christy Lee
Yes.
Ace Cosby
The only tough chickens at Tyson are the ones in the ring.
Chick McGee
That's Tyson in any event. So this guy, does that count as a win for the rooster? By the way, if you kill the guy.
Tom Griswold
His jersey should be retired.
Ace Cosby
All right, all right. Rooster sticking it to the man. Right?
Chick McGee
This guy's last game of justice Chicken. I guess. Well, anyway, so the cockfighting could become.
Tom Griswold
Legal and well, it'll be a misdemeanor.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Is snake handling still legal in West Virginia? I think it is.
Tom Griswold
I never knew it was illegal.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, well, most of America it's illegal.
Tom Griswold
No kidding.
Ace Cosby
It used to be legal in West Virginia.
Tom Griswold
I just don't want people.
Chick McGee
Do you have to be over a certain age venomed?
Ace Cosby
No, it's protected. It's a church.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Religious rights.
Tom Griswold
Now, chick, you actually did attend or I know you knew somebody who was a part of.
Ace Cosby
My first wife. Her parents were a member of the snake handling. Did you ever attend in Jolo, West Virginia? I was married in that church, but I, the, the only snakes were there were the in laws.
Tom Griswold
Very good.
Ace Cosby
No, I, I, Yeah, went to the church but I never saw the snakes.
Christy Lee
But they kept them at their home.
Ace Cosby
They kept them in their home and they fed them rats.
Tom Griswold
You know like when get to take.
Christy Lee
The class gerbil home.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, yeah, they got the same thing.
Tom Griswold
You met your first wife's parents and.
Ace Cosby
They had Snakes they had were snake.
Christy Lee
That wasn't a red flag.
Ace Cosby
And they.
Chick McGee
Thank you. Thank you, Christy. We were all thinking it.
Tom Griswold
I wasn't there could be sane snake hand.
Christy Lee
Sure.
Ace Cosby
Hang on, Tom. What did you say? Glass house. Anyway, I was using the bathroom one night in this house and a rat crawled across the floor and have you ever seen those mops where you take the handle and squeeze out the spot? I beat that rat to death with that mop. I never felt more alive.
Chick McGee
Why did you just let one of the snakes loose?
Ace Cosby
Well, he was in a cage, Tom. And I'm not gonna mess with snakes.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, and you would have had to catch the rat.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Did you feed the dead rat to the hold it.
Ace Cosby
Hold it by the tail and everything? No.
Tom Griswold
Did you ever think the rat was a pet?
Ace Cosby
Not anymore.
Chick McGee
With that family would have been a perfectly valid observation pattern.
Ace Cosby
You don't know these people. They were hard working and let me tell you this. They paid their tax and if they.
Tom Griswold
Were free of sin, they wouldn't get bitten.
Ace Cosby
That's exactly right. There was no doctors that you prayed over the the bite. And if you you healed, you were with Jesus. If you don't, you're the devil.
Chick McGee
Misinterpretation of Aramaic, I believe is the.
Ace Cosby
Or an incredibly accurate interpretation.
Chick McGee
I want to get that translator. Oh, that says.
Ace Cosby
Oh, they also drank poison. Should I mention that?
Chick McGee
Okay, good.
Ace Cosby
Okay.
Chick McGee
On that happy note, coming up we have fun news involving what? Christy Lee.
Ace Cosby
I've done some. I've done some living, Tom. Go ahead.
Christy Lee
Being vegetarian and dating. We'll talk about that.
Ace Cosby
Oh, that's unheard of.
Christy Lee
Astronomers that found a asteroid and then re realized it wasn't an asteroid. That's kind of an interesting story.
Chick McGee
We have the toilet stolen.
Christy Lee
We have a toilet stolen.
Chick McGee
Oh, no, it's weird. It was at the police place. They have cops limiting to go on.
Tom Griswold
I know, I love.
Christy Lee
We have a toilet exploding. We have that coming up.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Ace Cosby
Oh, no. Was that at the police station as well?
Chick McGee
No, it closed. Actually.
Ace Cosby
I don't have anything to go on.
Chick McGee
These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Tom Griswold
Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 or@bobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show Show.
Chick McGee
Hotcom. Thanks, Earl.
Ace Cosby
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Oh Lord, I'm down.
Tom Griswold
I got the so bad.
Christy Lee
Why are you down, buddy?
Ace Cosby
Next, there's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Yeah, it really just pisses you off.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah.
Ace Cosby
Just hits wrong.
Chick McGee
This organ is so nice.
Tom Griswold
It's like when somebody's ringtone is your alarm sound. You hear the middle of the day.
Christy Lee
Oh, God.
Ace Cosby
Does everybody have a different ringtone?
Tom Griswold
No, I go with classic.
Ace Cosby
You go classic ringtone.
Tom Griswold
I have the old phone.
Chick McGee
I forget to turn mine on. 90% of the time.
Christy Lee
Mine's always on silent.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, mine is, too.
Christy Lee
Mine too.
Tom Griswold
But when it's on, it's. It's. Oh, knock it off.
Ace Cosby
That's mine.
Tom Griswold
That sounds exactly like my old office phone, which it's meant to.
Ace Cosby
Does it really?
Tom Griswold
Yes. When my office phone.
Ace Cosby
Rawlings.
Tom Griswold
No, I think it was Express Scripts.
Ace Cosby
Vice President of losing, Josh Arnold. Can I help?
Tom Griswold
If you're not calling to offer to shoot me in the head.
Christy Lee
How much does it cost to get a survey?
Chick McGee
Introductions.
Ace Cosby
There's Pat Godwin. There's Jess Hooker. What am I doing? There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We are in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.
Chick McGee
I know you just had the story about the cockfighting.
Ace Cosby
Yes, sir.
Chick McGee
Become legal.
Ace Cosby
If anybody knows about a cockfight, send me an email.
Chick McGee
Well, I just found this story.
Ace Cosby
I want to go.
Chick McGee
Roosters taken into custody.
Tom Griswold
Finally.
Ace Cosby
How did they get cuffs? How do they get handcuffs on a bruise?
Chick McGee
Listen to this. Inmates in Arkansas were tending to 200 roosters that were being held as evidence of a cockfighting ring in the prison.
Tom Griswold
Tending to is a nice way to.
Christy Lee
Say they were having their own cockfighting. They were going to have.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
You give a bunch of prisoners some chickens.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
There are some egg shoots. Getting.
Chick McGee
Egg shoots.
Ace Cosby
There are three holes.
Chick McGee
No. 137 people were arrested in this raid near.
Ace Cosby
Wait a minute. Are there three holes? I thought we did this one morning. I don't count the mouth.
Chick McGee
This is more important.
Ace Cosby
Shoot.
Chick McGee
The arrests took place near Texarkana in a place called the Queen. D, E Q U E E N. De Queen, Arkansas. You know that there was De Queen.
Tom Griswold
I didn't.
Ace Cosby
I know there's the king and the judge, but.
Chick McGee
Yeah, they're looking for a. They arrested. They even arrested some spectators.
Ace Cosby
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I could be arrested if I go to a cockfight.
Tom Griswold
You're going right to jail, pal.
Chick McGee
There's a picture of a guy's holding up a sign that says foghorn316. Isn't that something I tell a. Got a fright wig on. That's.
Tom Griswold
That's a real fan.
Ace Cosby
He's in a fighting fantasy league.
Chick McGee
Wow. When you're a fighter, do you.
Ace Cosby
You're a fighter from the first cigarette.
Chick McGee
I mean do you. Does each 10 handler bring like four or five with them or do you just have one?
Ace Cosby
You like a. I would imagine you'd have a stable.
Christy Lee
You got to have a.
Chick McGee
Are they well known? Do the people betting? No. Okay.
Ace Cosby
This is absolutely.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Christy Lee
It's just like having horses. Fe weight, Lightweight, heavyweight.
Ace Cosby
That's where it came from in boxing. Fighting was before boxing.
Tom Griswold
Are there champions like you have a.
Ace Cosby
Sure.
Tom Griswold
Is there a. Of the year.
Ace Cosby
Uhhuh. Of the walk.
Tom Griswold
There's a. There's the year of the. There absolutely is.
Christy Lee
We just started the year wasn't of.
Chick McGee
The year some part of the AVNs.
Ace Cosby
And once again for the ninth year in a row, it's Peter north, everybody. Peter. Peter.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that guy had a lot.
Ace Cosby
I think I was born.
Christy Lee
Are you the year of the snake?
Ace Cosby
Year of the year.
Christy Lee
The cocktail too.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, we just.
Christy Lee
Today is lunar New Year, so Happy New Year.
Tom Griswold
Oh, very nice.
Christy Lee
Now we are celebrating the year of the snake.
Chick McGee
Oh, really? What pagan holiday are you celebrating now?
Christy Lee
Worship the world.
Chick McGee
Worshiping.
Ace Cosby
A message from Christy.
Christy Lee
Quit talking about cocks. Thank you.
Chick McGee
Where'd that come from?
Christy Lee
Who knows?
Chick McGee
Well, thank you very much. Now it's time to change subjects and talk about a little bit about super bowl parties.
Christy Lee
Are you done?
Chick McGee
Yesterday Chick found some dumb article. What about the most. What do you assume the most popular thing served in super bowl parties is?
Tom Griswold
Chicken wings.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Is what I would go with. Nachos.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. No chips and dip.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I know.
Tom Griswold
Because you know what I gotta.
Ace Cosby
I can't be more wrong.
Christy Lee
I was listening to the show yesterday.
Tom Griswold
And I had to turn it off because it was. It made me so angry. Whatever the stupid list is you have, well, that's.
Ace Cosby
That's the opposite of the reaction that I'd want.
Tom Griswold
And I think Godwin's right.
Ace Cosby
Right.
Tom Griswold
An important survey done by learned institutions.
Ace Cosby
And how many p. How many people will try baked potatoes because of my. So many insightful.
Chick McGee
No one. No one is.
Tom Griswold
I think a baked potato bar is.
Christy Lee
A fun new idea for a Super bowl party.
Tom Griswold
I don't think it's a bad idea.
Chick McGee
If you don't want anyone to have any fun.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it is fun. But don't you want some meat? You need meat.
Ace Cosby
Well, you can have meat.
Tom Griswold
You can put bacon on it.
Christy Lee
Bacon on it.
Tom Griswold
I want more than that. You can have steak cake on there.
Ace Cosby
You could put chili on a baked potato. Absolutely.
Chick McGee
You can take it to the bathroom and poop all over it, but no.
Tom Griswold
One'S gonna want to. Now I want to try pooping on a baked potato.
Chick McGee
Don't get it too close.
Ace Cosby
I want to try.
Chick McGee
It's hard to explain to the. You know, the guys at the ER have seen everything. That'd be new.
Ace Cosby
Hey, Josh, I'm gonna poop out a baked potato. What do you think?
Chick McGee
Okay. Could we get.
Tom Griswold
I like. I want to see it.
Chick McGee
Do you have your dumb list in front of you with this?
Ace Cosby
Nope, I don't. Oh, I put it away because you guys are mean.
Tom Griswold
Is it buffalo chicken dip? I know buffalo.
Ace Cosby
Buffalo chicken dip is also number one everywhere.
Christy Lee
I make it all the time. It's a great thing to take to a party. People love it.
Tom Griswold
Never bring it in.
Chick McGee
Every year they say, bring it in. Now I have a. Tom had never.
Christy Lee
Heard of it, so it didn't exist.
Chick McGee
No, no, that's fine.
Tom Griswold
You know what it's great for? When somebody brings that veggie tray in.
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
And you use the cell for the buffalo chicken tip. And it is a ricious.
Ace Cosby
There you go.
Chick McGee
Yeah. With this egg shortage, which I know has something to do with the bird flu, is the. I assume that the chicken wings have already been frozen and they're ready to go. So we're not gonna have a shortage of chicken wings.
Christy Lee
I have not seen this story, but I.
Chick McGee
That would be catastrophic.
Tom Griswold
Bird flu also cooks out of chicken meat, from what I understand.
Chick McGee
By the way, if you get any health information from this show, don't.
Tom Griswold
No, no. You get what you deserve.
Chick McGee
Well, Josh said I could just cook this.
Ace Cosby
The number one food in Colorado for the Super Bowl. Garlic knots.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. See, Jess, how can you argue with that?
Ace Cosby
The number one food in North Dakota.
Tom Griswold
They call Denver the garlic knot city. Right.
Christy Lee
Not my line.
Ace Cosby
NE soup. K, N, O, E, P, H. You.
Tom Griswold
Can'T have a Super bowl without ka soup.
Chick McGee
What is that?
Tom Griswold
Come on. What do you mean?
Chick McGee
They're claiming that's popular somewhere.
Ace Cosby
That's what it says.
Christy Lee
North Dakota, wasn't it?
Ace Cosby
Who am I to question this survey? New York State, the number one super bowl baked ziti.
Chick McGee
No.
Tom Griswold
Why? Why would you argue? You don't live in New York.
Chick McGee
New York?
Ace Cosby
You don't know?
Chick McGee
I used to drink some Z.
Ace Cosby
That was back then.
Chick McGee
It's changed.
Tom Griswold
What is your source?
Ace Cosby
Mental floss. The most popular super bowl foods by state.
Tom Griswold
Stupid.
Ace Cosby
Wyoming.
Chick McGee
Named after a bad pun. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Funeral potatoes.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Wyoming for funerals. Wyoming, Idaho, and Utah. Funeral potatoes again.
Chick McGee
I've never heard them called that. It's a depressing way to.
Christy Lee
Yeah, it's a. They're just potato casserole.
Chick McGee
Scallop potatoes, right?
Christy Lee
Yeah, pretty much. They're cheesy.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, they're diced.
Christy Lee
They're diced potatoes.
Ace Cosby
Oklahoma, Arkansas, Mississippi. Fried green tomatoes. Tomatoes.
Tom Griswold
That's a lie.
Chick McGee
Okay, the real list over here. This one says number six, cocktail meatballs.
Tom Griswold
Nobody calls them cocktail meatballs. No, they're just party meatballs. Either say Swedish meatballs or just meatballs.
Chick McGee
We always call them cocktail meatballs.
Tom Griswold
Oh, oh.
Chick McGee
Super Bowl Sunday sours before five.
Tom Griswold
You. You try.
Ace Cosby
I wonder what the poor people are having for number five. That's right. Baked potatoes.
Tom Griswold
You know that's a true story. Tom and his buddies were sitting somewhere and that is a true story. And an elite student or whatever walked by them sours before five. Are you serious? How did you guys not beat him up immediately?
Chick McGee
Oh yeah, I know I could say his name out loud.
Tom Griswold
Did you like him? Was he.
Christy Lee
No, he was total douchebag.
Tom Griswold
No.
Ace Cosby
Was it Chad or.
Chick McGee
It was Nikki.
Tom Griswold
Theodore.
Chick McGee
Yes, yes.
Tom Griswold
By Ted Wick or something ridiculous.
Chick McGee
He was. I hated that.
Tom Griswold
Sours before Ted.
Ace Cosby
Ted Gong.
Christy Lee
What are sours anyway?
Chick McGee
We were. A bunch of us were drinking whiskey sours and there'd be no ID checks in the story. We would have had Boone's farm enemies at that point. Hey, we're over here trying to meet some chicks. Shut up.
Tom Griswold
A before 5 is so funny. So funny.
Chick McGee
That's absolutely true.
Tom Griswold
I love it.
Ace Cosby
Trying to meet chicks.
Christy Lee
And that's why Tom doesn't know what buffalo chicken dip is.
Tom Griswold
I know, right?
Chick McGee
We'll come back with our top five real super bowl foods, not baked potatoes. You know, now what's going to happen is the day after the super bowl we're going to get. We're going to get like 25 pictures.
Ace Cosby
Tried baked chicks. Baked potato idea. Boy, were we glad we did.
Chick McGee
Here's a table with 14 uneaten baked potatoes and the chip bowls empty.
Christy Lee
People are throwing the foil wrapped potatoes like footballs at each other.
Tom Griswold
Oh yeah.
Chick McGee
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Ace Cosby
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Jess Hooker. Hi, there's John. Josh Arnold.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
At the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.
Tom Griswold
Huh.
Ace Cosby
Christy had an announcement off the air. I think I'm going to share that with you. Whether she likes it or not.
Tom Griswold
She's on her men's.
Ace Cosby
There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee and Tom. Christy said she's giving away her clothes.
Christy Lee
Half my clothes.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Sell them. Sell them.
Chick McGee
That. Oh, because you moved to a smaller place, you want to get rid of some stuff.
Christy Lee
I got it. I have to play.
Ace Cosby
I think it's a bigger place. Right.
Christy Lee
I thought I have a smaller closet. I have too much stuff.
Ace Cosby
Oh, what about panties? You're gonna give away panties?
Christy Lee
No, I'm not giving away panties. I did throw some away because.
Tom Griswold
Dollar bills.
Chick McGee
Yes, you could have sold those. And what a classy move that was.
Christy Lee
Right? My husband would have loved that.
Chick McGee
Next time. Next time you go to one of your board meetings. Some before we get to the spreadsheets. I understand, Ms. Lee, you sold your panties on your little radio show. Leave.
Tom Griswold
He still works, doesn't he?
Ace Cosby
Seriously, Josh, how much can you imagine.
Tom Griswold
If one of his co workers. Yeah. Bought one of you? I bought a pair of your wife's panties.
Chick McGee
I'm wearing. I'm wearing them right now.
Ace Cosby
Josh, how much could Christy just sell their underwear for? Seriously?
Tom Griswold
I would think there are guys out there that would pay 500 for a pair of Christie Lee's.
Chick McGee
No.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, they would. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Oh, there's a guy paid 600 for guys. Odd ones.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Really?
Chick McGee
How do you get that new guitar?
Ace Cosby
Wait a minute. Somebody bought Josh's?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. A woman paid 200 or 300.
Ace Cosby
And the husband didn't know about it?
Tom Griswold
He knew. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
He was not happy.
Tom Griswold
And from what I understand, they are if they're not. Now, the plan was they were going to be put in a shadow box and hung on their wall.
Christy Lee
Oh, my God.
Ace Cosby
In their home.
Tom Griswold
Yes. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Tom Griswold
So they own a pair of my boxers. Yeah. So my boxers are for sale.
Chick McGee
Everybody game warned.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Ace Cosby
Are you going to launder them before you send them out?
Tom Griswold
Those? I did. They were clean.
Chick McGee
They still paid big bucks for them. That's amazing.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. So if they're game worn and not washed.
Chick McGee
Yeah. That's what the big money.
Tom Griswold
$500, right. For Christy. No, not you. You're 300. Oh, for me, she's 200 less. Well, then it's only because of the.
Chick McGee
That is such a.
Tom Griswold
What? No, it has nothing to do with age. Something to do with stature in the world of the show. You know what I mean?
Christy Lee
Yeah, absolutely.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Just like Tom's underwear would go for. And chicks would go for way more than mine, right?
Chick McGee
I don't think so.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah.
Ace Cosby
People grew up.
Tom Griswold
Listen, people grew up having a crush on Chris. Like, there are guys out there that have had a crush on Christie for 30, 40 years.
Christy Lee
Bless them.
Chick McGee
They've seen you move.
Ace Cosby
Well, let's start the bidding.
Chick McGee
The way you move and groove for my underwear.
Ace Cosby
I'll sell my underwear.
Tom Griswold
You will?
Ace Cosby
Absolutely.
Tom Griswold
Now, again, what type do you wear?
Ace Cosby
Boxer briefs.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Ace Cosby
The Sax brand. Either black or gray.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Ace Cosby
You have your choice.
Chick McGee
S, A, C, K, S. No.
Ace Cosby
S, A, X, X.
Tom Griswold
Let's start the bid. What's the lowest you'll go?
Ace Cosby
$500.
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Ace Cosby
You just said it would be you. Somebody paid that.
Christy Lee
But you gotta start.
Tom Griswold
They didn't pay 500.
Ace Cosby
Oh, 50 bucks. How.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
Ace Cosby
Is that right?
Tom Griswold
You're gonna make money on that?
Ace Cosby
Not that much more. Well, then I'll put it 100 bucks a pair.
Tom Griswold
Because you got to equate shipping in there, too.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, yeah. This is.
Ace Cosby
Oh, well, I gotta mail them out.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah. You gotta do all that.
Christy Lee
I'm not doing it unless they're gonna.
Tom Griswold
Be at Iowa when we're live.
Ace Cosby
Oh, there you go.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Let's invite these people that want to buy our underpants to the show. That's where the lady.
Chick McGee
Let's move on, shall we?
Ace Cosby
What about your underwear, Tom? You can sell yours. Not for sale.
Tom Griswold
Tom, don't you want us to have side hustles so you don't feel as responsible for us? Yeah, you can do whatever you want.
Chick McGee
Just don't talk about it now. Now, Chick was telling us that the potato was. The baked potato was the number one food.
Ace Cosby
Absolutely.
Chick McGee
@ a Super bowl party.
Ace Cosby
I stand by that.
Chick McGee
I don't know what your source is, but it's wrong. Now, I'm looking at the real top five according to a.
Tom Griswold
According to you.
Chick McGee
No, this is not according to me. This is according to a reliable source in the news business. And we get to one of the ones. Number 21, deviled eggs. I would. That'd be in my top three.
Tom Griswold
That's one of my new favorite things, is the flight of deviled eggs.
Ace Cosby
Oh, they have a flight of devil.
Tom Griswold
Oh, hey. Leaving right after the show. Yeah.
Chick McGee
I'm surprised. Nachos is down to 19.
Christy Lee
I can't. That's wrong. See, yours is wrong.
Tom Griswold
No, that makes sense to me. And then all the super bowl parties I've been to, and I've been to many. I'm a popular man. They. Nachos aren't often. Aren't that common, really.
Chick McGee
A queso dip coming in at 18.
Tom Griswold
See that? Way more.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Guac coming in at 17.
Tom Griswold
More than queso.
Chick McGee
And then a spinach artichoke dip. The head of.
Christy Lee
Oh, that's been big.
Tom Griswold
Wow, that's delicious. In the bread.
Christy Lee
In the bread bowl. Yeah.
Chick McGee
And then you've got the. Is it char or charcuterie? It's what?
Tom Griswold
Charcuterie.
Chick McGee
Yeah, the crackers and the stuff.
Tom Griswold
Half of it's inedible.
Ace Cosby
Coutery.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
It could be.
Chick McGee
Yes. Chili coming in at 14. Sliders. Oh, those are great. At 13. They're becoming more and more popular and more and more fancy.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Do you make the. The ham and cheese Hawaiian buns?
Chick McGee
Ye ass. Tomato soup. That's.
Tom Griswold
No, no. Why do you ruin it?
Chick McGee
They don't do tomato soup in the sliders with Hawaiian bread. Oh, I'm sorry.
Tom Griswold
Maybe that's no grilled cheese and tomato soup.
Chick McGee
Cronin, how old are you? I'm sorry.
Ace Cosby
It must have been tomato soup.
Chick McGee
It must have been something I read about at a classy m. Let's see. Coming in at 12. Pulled pork sandwiches.
Tom Griswold
Sure. Delicious.
Christy Lee
Yeah, Those are good.
Chick McGee
Yeah, they're good. But I mean, is it convenient to do that for.
Tom Griswold
According to this real list. Yeah.
Christy Lee
You're the one that brought.
Ace Cosby
You ever pull your pork at a Super bowl party? I have, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah. And I've jerked chicken. I was asked to leave both parties.
Ace Cosby
Nice, nice, nice.
Chick McGee
Coming in at 11 in my list, this is number one. And one of us is the buffalo chicken dip. Apparently very popular.
Tom Griswold
Ace, we've already gotten an email. This gentleman says, I have a coupon for a pair of Aces Farthold britches. Gas costs extra.
Chick McGee
Coming in at number 10. Seven layer dip.
Tom Griswold
Yum.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Christy Lee
You probably never had that either, have you?
Chick McGee
And then. Then one. I hate that. Everyone else likes a Chex mix.
Tom Griswold
I don't like that either. I think it's a divide. I think it's divisive.
Christy Lee
Homemade. Yeah, I like it too.
Chick McGee
No, you're.
Tom Griswold
You guys like the so called puppy food?
Christy Lee
Yes, yes.
Tom Griswold
Where it's a sweeter. Thank you. Puppy chow. It's a sweeter Chex mix. Yeah, it's fine. I could lend me some money.
Christy Lee
Sugar and chocolate.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Yeah, you might like that. Again, homemade is better with that too.
Chick McGee
How can that be ahead of nachos?
Tom Griswold
Because nachos are a pain in the age Jackson makes.
Christy Lee
You pour it in a bowl and sit it out.
Chick McGee
Exactly. Thanks for going out of your way.
Tom Griswold
Well, homemade checks, that can be intensive.
Chick McGee
No, it's not. You take three sacks of chips and mix them together.
Tom Griswold
Bake them with Worcestershire sauce.
Ace Cosby
Yes.
Chick McGee
You mix them together. I say keep them separated. Keep them separated. Ladies and gentlemen.
Ace Cosby
Totally worth it. So loud.
Tom Griswold
That didn't scare all of us to death.
Chick McGee
That's on my goals. Squirted. Coming in at number eight, hot dogs.
Tom Griswold
I've never been to a Super bowl party that had hot dogs. Oh, yeah, you put them in the. In the warmer. Yeah. That's not a hot dog. That's a cocktail weenie. No, no, no, no. You keep them in a. In a crock pot on low to keep the hot dogs.
Ace Cosby
No, that's a steak. Never mind.
Tom Griswold
And they get a chili.
Chick McGee
Random bowls of chips coming in at number seven. Yeah, you can't.
Tom Griswold
To me. That's number one.
Christy Lee
That's number one.
Tom Griswold
Everyone has.
Christy Lee
Everyone has that. Everyone.
Chick McGee
What they call cocktail meatballs.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's a foolish.
Chick McGee
And these have the gigantic spears. Wooden spears in them.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Not the little tooth. You.
Ace Cosby
You call it cocktail meatballs. Stop it.
Chick McGee
No, Josh, look.
Tom Griswold
Right here.
Chick McGee
Number six in big bottles near you. Cocktail meatball coming in at 5. Pigs in a blanket. One of my new favorite foods. I never had until last year.
Ace Cosby
No, I never had them.
Christy Lee
So what did he call them? Talking about these angels, I couldn't remember.
Chick McGee
What they were called.
Tom Griswold
That was amazing.
Ace Cosby
Angels in a Bag for the girls.
Chick McGee
They were fantastic.
Christy Lee
They are good.
Ace Cosby
Pigs in a blank.
Chick McGee
Take that, take that. And I also. I love those rolls.
Christy Lee
Cheese in them.
Chick McGee
Those rolls where you have to hit them in the side of the. Whack them on the side of the.
Christy Lee
Country for the last 50 years.
Chick McGee
I mean, there wasn't enough alone. Okay. Jalapeno poppers.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Those are big.
Tom Griswold
At number four, I'm shocked at number five. Number four, though.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, that's way high.
Chick McGee
What are these?
Tom Griswold
They're jalapenos.
Christy Lee
Usually cut long ways down the middle.
Chick McGee
They look like. They look like dead mice.
Tom Griswold
They're dumb. They're really good at it.
Christy Lee
Cheese mixture in the middle and you deep fry them.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
And in this case, jalapeno never leave the trailer.
Tom Griswold
Usually with bacon on top. Yeah. And then you dip them in ranch.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I'm serious. They're fantastic.
Ace Cosby
There's no difference between you and a guy who's been frozen like encino man for 25 years. Hey, wake up.
Tom Griswold
Gosh. I want one now.
Ace Cosby
See the jalapeno apart.
Chick McGee
Okay. Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Nice. Three in my mouth and one of my.
Chick McGee
Once again, the picture that I have, the tails are sticking out. They look like deep fried mice.
Ace Cosby
They look like deep fried mice. Okay, Call them deep fried.
Chick McGee
Coming in at number three, it's. It says pizza. The easiest crowd pleaser.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I guess.
Chick McGee
And then at number two, potato skins.
Ace Cosby
Here we go.
Christy Lee
There we go.
Chick McGee
It's a sub titled A Huge Pain But Totally Worth It.
Ace Cosby
Baked potato.
Christy Lee
Potato skins.
Chick McGee
Baked potato. And then number one, of course, chicken wings. So now, yesterday, the thing about potatoes was that baked potatoes were the number.
Tom Griswold
One Super Bowl 20, 25.
Chick McGee
And I don't believe it. Now, Pat, you have a tribute to the baked potato, Is that correct?
Tom Griswold
I think we're all going to enjoy this.
Chick McGee
Here we.
Ace Cosby
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
I think we're all going to enjoy.
Ace Cosby
Yes, sir.
Tom Griswold
It's a Super bowl treat.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, the snack that can be beast wings and pizza. They got. Gotta go. I want a hot baked potato. I want a hot baked potato. Not a fried green tomato. No. Fetuccini Alfredo. Oh, no. I want a hot baked potato. You gotta drench it in sour cream and butter. The spot is like, no, you can sm. I want a hot baked potato. Chomp, chomp, chomp.
Chick McGee
Thank you very much.
Tom Griswold
More than welcome.
Chick McGee
That's the perfect time for us to segue from super bowl food to Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?
Tom Griswold
She's a sweet potato.
Christy Lee
A. Thank you, Charles.
Chick McGee
Does your husband have a nickname for you?
Christy Lee
No.
Tom Griswold
Saucy Pants.
Christy Lee
Saucy Pants.
Chick McGee
That's what I call you.
Christy Lee
No, he doesn't.
Ace Cosby
The old ball and chain. You ever say that?
Christy Lee
Yeah, he probably does.
Chick McGee
He doesn't call you, like, I don't know, honey, Sweetie. Lover. Honey.
Tom Griswold
Sugar Walls.
Christy Lee
A Tennessee man has been arrested for allegedly breaking into a home and stealing a toilet.
Ace Cosby
W R E G. My name's Reggie. The guy on the air is Reggie. The guy parking the car's named Reggie.
Tom Griswold
Reggie. Reg tv. Honey, do we have to watch Reggie tonight?
Ace Cosby
Tonight on Reg Reports.
Christy Lee
Police responded to the report of a burglary in Orange Mound. Officers said a man had broken into the home, stole a new toilet that was still in the box. The 40 year old Mr. Rodriguez Wilbourne noticed he was about to be caught. Allegedly dragged the toilet back towards the house and fled. Blood. He was apprehended a short time later and charged with burglary.
Tom Griswold
What a weird toilet.
Chick McGee
Wow.
Tom Griswold
This has become an American standard, this crime. Yes.
Chick McGee
The toilet.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
If you've been a cat, burglary would have buried it.
Ace Cosby
Is that right?
Chick McGee
Remember the old joke? Hey, is your toilet running? I think someone just stole it.
Tom Griswold
That's your refrigerator. Refrigerator.
Chick McGee
Oh, sorry.
Christy Lee
A Pittsburgh city employee was injured by an exploding toilet.
Tom Griswold
Oh.
Christy Lee
WPXI reports the incident.
Chick McGee
Pixie. Pixie tv.
Christy Lee
Pixie tv.
Chick McGee
It's got to be. Got to be hard to do a serious story if you're on Pixie tv.
Ace Cosby
Tonight on Pixie, nine people murdered.
Chick McGee
Yeah. The school bus burning with.
Christy Lee
Oh, my God.
Tom Griswold
At least you're with people. You know, you're not a monsters.
Chick McGee
Did anybody see the. And everybody was fine.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
Did you see. Did you see the aircraft on fire? And was it South Korea?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
It's amazing. Everybody got out. They show them on the slides and then. But what was interesting was. So the thing is, on the tarmac and everyone gets out because there was smoke in the plane. And these people are all standing next to the plane. And then the next shot is a plane engulfed in flames.
Tom Griswold
They said the fire started in the back, the rear, but the whole thing up top.
Chick McGee
Yeah. But wow. So if that ever happens and you go down the slide, don't worry about your luggage. Get the hell away from the plane.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I think I'd be running.
Chick McGee
It's amazing. And everybody was okay, so.
Tom Griswold
Well, that's Good.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's. So that was actually some happy news. I'm sorry, Christy, back to you.
Christy Lee
What happened after the exploding toilet? The incident occurred on the fifth floor of the city hall building near the mayor's office. Office. A spokesperson for Mayor Ed Gainey reports the 65 year old employee suffered a cut to his leg but was able to walk to an ambulance for treatment.
Chick McGee
A guy sitting in the toilet and explode a plumbing. Is this yesterday? Taco Tuesday.
Tom Griswold
Oh, no. What a terrible day to have the toilet explode.
Christy Lee
A plumbing fixture had failed, but did not elaborate on what caused the explosion. The images show the toilet's tank had shattered, so to speak. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Could have been that terrorist group.
Tom Griswold
Who?
Chick McGee
The toilet band.
Ace Cosby
The toilet ban the toilet band.
Tom Griswold
Simply not comedy.
Ace Cosby
That's barely a sentence.
Chick McGee
How about El Grappa?
Tom Griswold
The guy wasn't hurt, but he looked a little flush. Your thoughts on that chick now, do you use.
Chick McGee
Are you comfortable using the toilets here for a second? Sit down here. Do you want your. Your butt germs mingling with Josh's.
Ace Cosby
Almost an emergency scenario. I will, but it. It takes a lot.
Tom Griswold
I like to play a game where I'm in my office and I hear the bathroom. I hear a flush, then the sink and then the person come out of the bathroom. And then I rush in there and take a big sniff and try to guess who it was.
Christy Lee
I won't go in there.
Tom Griswold
If you're in your office, I'll go somewhere else. Yeah, I know. I haven't guessed you in a while.
Ace Cosby
Luckily you recorded. Good lord.
Chick McGee
Don't you have. Don't you have the video right there?
Ace Cosby
You know there's a guy out there going, josh. And we're brothers. Yeah.
Chick McGee
How does a toilet explode at the office of the mayor of city?
Ace Cosby
We'll find out when we come back.
Christy Lee
It's had a plumbing problem. I don't know.
Chick McGee
Wow, it's terrible.
Ace Cosby
The big game's on the way. You know that, right? Oh, yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
One of those where you're not allowed to say it.
Ace Cosby
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Chick McGee
This is where Ace comes in because, well, you forgot about the new league they'll be playing.
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Chick McGee
Thank you very much, Chick. Coming up tomorrow morning on the show, we're going to be featuring our new feature.
Tom Griswold
That makes sense. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Is it the letters?
Chick McGee
It's letters. And I've got. People are already all over this thing. I've already got a great one.
Ace Cosby
We have a spillover.
Chick McGee
I got a great one for tomorrow. I, I meant I can't wait to get to it. It's. It's from one of our longtime listeners in South Carolina. It's a great letter. I'll look forward to that. We have a lot of other stuff to look forward to, Christy, that would.
Christy Lee
Include what we have a, an employee who wrestled with a robot server kidnapper.
Tom Griswold
Oh, really? I'm taking this.
Christy Lee
I got this. I'm gonna save my robot. Being vegetarian could hurt your dating chances.
Tom Griswold
Oh, boy, does it have arts.
Christy Lee
Mona Lisa in the news today. She's going to get a new home, so to speak.
Ace Cosby
Mona Lisa. Mona Lisa.
Tom Griswold
She not that great of a painting. I don't, I don't care what you tell me.
Ace Cosby
Is that right?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
And have you ever ordered something online? It looked great in the picture that when you got it, it was not quite what you thought it was going to be.
Chick McGee
We've all had that. Wait a year with this loser got the answer is a victim. The answer? No, no, no. The answer is he got what he deserved, the victim. I'm, I'm blaming the victim.
Ace Cosby
All right.
Chick McGee
Hey, buddy. Jump. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Ace Cosby
Add to or continue the conversation.
Tom Griswold
Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com this is the Bob and Tom show.
Chick McGee
Away at Luke Soil.
Ace Cosby
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. My goodness, what a show we've put together for you today day. If you've messed up to this point, I feel bad for you.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah, boy.
Ace Cosby
We've talked about everything from cock Fights to Josh selling his underwear.
Tom Griswold
Buy it, buy it, buy it.
Ace Cosby
Buy limited time only to me selling my underwear.
Chick McGee
Yeah, we've brought back some great music like this classic that Ms. Hooker never heard.
Ace Cosby
Please stop.
Chick McGee
But I think she could sing this just as good as this lady. What is she saying? It's a wonderful.
Christy Lee
And how.
Chick McGee
My God, people are finally getting together. Okay. And we determined that was in fact used at the end of an episode of Mad Men. Is that. Sure, sure. It's a little bit dated.
Tom Griswold
Well, yeah, it's an oldie. Yeah, I like it. I like the opening.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, a great opening. Then it turns into a really, really pathetic, boring folks.
Tom Griswold
I like the whole thing.
Chick McGee
But right now it's time for a palate cleanser as we switch gears. And the only way to do that that I know of is like this.
Christy Lee
Joke of the day.
Tom Griswold
Hey, chick.
Ace Cosby
Yes, Ace?
Tom Griswold
You like bread?
Ace Cosby
I love bread.
Tom Griswold
So do I. I once saw a baguette in a cage at the zoo. It was bred in captivity. Tiffany.
Chick McGee
That was Ace Coffee's joke of the day.
Christy Lee
No, no Sleep Number. Sleep better together. Say 50 on the new Sleep number. Limited edition smart bed, limited time. Exclusively at Sleep Number stores.
Ace Cosby
That was as close as it's ever been. I mean, he made the choice of saying baguette instead of saying bread twice.
Tom Griswold
And he did say bread twice.
Chick McGee
Very nice.
Tom Griswold
I know. What a craft. Did you. No, I see. I would argue you don't say, do you like bread first?
Ace Cosby
Oh, okay.
Chick McGee
Oh, I. I think. No, there's no such double bread.
Tom Griswold
There's. I know you believe there is.
Chick McGee
No, your jokes would work a lot better if you set them up properly.
Tom Griswold
Extra breading.
Chick McGee
How's that?
Ace Cosby
You set them up so sex.
Tom Griswold
My jokes would not work better if I set them up properly. They would work better if I included punchlines.
Chick McGee
Ah, now you're getting technical on me.
Ace Cosby
And today is National Corn Chip Day. Tom, did you. You like corn chips?
Chick McGee
Sure, sure.
Ace Cosby
Fritos, the classic walking taco.
Tom Griswold
That is good. Yeah.
Chick McGee
I just had a new thing of the day.
Ace Cosby
You ever have a. You've never.
Chick McGee
Chips. What are they or what?
Christy Lee
Yeah, glazed potato chips with.
Chick McGee
Oh, no, I'm sorry. They're called corn. Excuse me? They're called cornbread chips. Have you had these?
Tom Griswold
No.
Chick McGee
Oh, they're great.
Tom Griswold
Cornbread chips.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Delicious cornbread.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Kelly found them. I don't know whether they were amazing.
Ace Cosby
Ever had a walk? You've never had a walking taco, have you?
Tom Griswold
Joaquin Taco. He was the right fielder for la, wasn't he?
Christy Lee
Starting that Johnny Cash movie, Joaquin Anduhar.
Ace Cosby
And he was a pitcher for the Astros.
Chick McGee
How does a walking taco. He also worked different from a taco.
Tom Griswold
Oh, this is.
Christy Lee
It's a bag of Fritos.
Tom Griswold
And you cut it long way, you know, on the side, Right. And then you fill it up with your choice of toppings, which usually include chili cheese, maybe some jalapenos, some sour.
Christy Lee
Cream, or taco meat.
Tom Griswold
Taco meat.
Chick McGee
Are you sitting at the time?
Christy Lee
I mean, on a toilet with it now? It's usually set a fair ballpark.
Chick McGee
I don't. I don't believe in.
Christy Lee
You don't walk and eat at the same time?
Chick McGee
No, I don't. I don't like that.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
And if you're a baseball game, you have a hot dog or popcorn. That's it.
Christy Lee
Church fair.
Ace Cosby
Are either a daughter involved in sports or anything?
Chick McGee
Yeah, of course.
Ace Cosby
Well, maybe you're all walking tacos in your future. You've got to try.
Tom Griswold
You don't mind standing at the sink?
Ace Cosby
You know what?
Chick McGee
You should. I'd eat a walking taco if I was standing at the sink. That's right.
Ace Cosby
You need to volunteer for the concession.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Ace Cosby
You would be great at that.
Tom Griswold
I'm surprised. You don't have to do it. You do have to do it.
Christy Lee
I'm sure he just outsources it.
Tom Griswold
Poor Amy's doing it on a Saturday, isn't she?
Ace Cosby
You son of a. I don't even have a kid. Here I am.
Chick McGee
So my kid, I pick up hard at basketball. And she goes, let's. I. I.
Ace Cosby
Can she dunk yet?
Chick McGee
No, she's only nine.
Ace Cosby
She will.
Chick McGee
She wants to get. She wants to get a treat. So I go to the concession.
Tom Griswold
The trash talk is unbelievable.
Chick McGee
Get in line. And we. And we. She. She goes.
Ace Cosby
New mother.
Chick McGee
She wants to get a Kit Kat.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
And so I go, okay. I get up there. They don't. They don't take credit cards.
Tom Griswold
Give me a break.
Chick McGee
I didn't have enough money for a Kit Kat. It's very embarrassing. I don't have any cash.
Ace Cosby
You know that normally we would get on you because you're being elitist, but.
Chick McGee
That I just don't carry money anymore.
Ace Cosby
Everybody should have a square or something to accommodate credit card.
Tom Griswold
Not at a concession stand. Sure.
Chick McGee
I am surprised these days, this particular gym has more people than a stadium. Gymnasium.
Tom Griswold
Oh, four.
Chick McGee
Four courts. All taken all the time. Yeah. They need to get credit cards. I'll talk to them.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Look at these cornbread crisps, Tom. They look absolutely delicious.
Chick McGee
They Were great.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
It's called Farmer's Market. Okay. And they're available on Amazon or. I'm so. I'm so sorry. Farmer's Pantry. Okay. And they're available on Amazon, but I'm looking at the website. Site. They have many flavors. Chicken with onion and tomato.
Ace Cosby
Oh, hey.
Tom Griswold
Southwestern chili and black bean and corn salsa. And also, it looks to be like there is a honey butter.
Chick McGee
They were delightful.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
What flavor did you have?
Chick McGee
I think we just had the plain.
Tom Griswold
Ah.
Chick McGee
I had to take the bag and take it to the kitchen and leave it. I couldn't have in the dining area because I would have eaten all of them.
Christy Lee
Oh, I thought you were what you.
Tom Griswold
Have them with just as a snack.
Chick McGee
Oh, cheap.
Tom Griswold
See, that sounds terrific. Yeah, it was great.
Chick McGee
It was amazing.
Tom Griswold
That does sound good.
Chick McGee
That'd be good for a Super bowl party. I'm sorry. We have to get back to the news.
Ace Cosby
Take those chips and dip it in a baked potato. Then you'd have some.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
It's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.
Christy Lee
Speaking of ordering online, a Georgia man has been embroiled in a fight with Chinese online retail giant Temu. Not Temu. It's called Ali Express. AliExpress.
Tom Griswold
It's big. Alibaba is just never used.
Christy Lee
Okay. After he ordered a drill and received a photo of a drill instead.
Tom Griswold
A photo?
Christy Lee
Yes. Mr. Sylvester Franklin told WTOC he ordered the drill in November only to receive a printed image of the product. He added that he also paid $22.47 for a pressure washer, but got a screw instead.
Chick McGee
Okay, just stop for one second.
Tom Griswold
So he didn't learn.
Chick McGee
22 bucks for a pressure wash. Sometimes you say, maybe that's too cheap.
Christy Lee
Yeah, that happened to me the other day. Looking for something, and a very expensive item came up for, like, 29.99. I go, no, there's no way.
Tom Griswold
Dildos are way more expensive, right?
Christy Lee
Yes. Mr. Franklin said he'd been going back and forth with Aliexpress, but still has not received a refund. In 2021, the Office of the United States Trade Representative added AliExpress to its list of notorious markets for counterfeiting and piracy.
Ace Cosby
They're notorious.
Christy Lee
They get a D minus rating on the bbb.
Tom Griswold
Exactly.
Chick McGee
Better business.
Christy Lee
Yeah, better business.
Ace Cosby
How many dildos do own?
Chick McGee
Christy, could we get back to the story, please?
Tom Griswold
I. I gifted you that glass.
Christy Lee
One I I One toy, but not a.
Chick McGee
This guy patronize. Patronize your local hardware store.
Christy Lee
Yes, yes.
Chick McGee
Don't. Well, I go to pressure wash for 20.
Tom Griswold
What?
Chick McGee
What did he think he was going to get?
Ace Cosby
Really?
Chick McGee
You couldn't get a water pick for 22 bucks?
Ace Cosby
Can you see Tom's hardware store when Tom walks in?
Tom Griswold
Oh jeez, here he comes.
Ace Cosby
I wonder what the hell he's doing now. Oh, hey, Tom. What's going on?
Tom Griswold
Yes, I need drywall.
Ace Cosby
I need some drywall boots.
Chick McGee
I was just there Sunday morning and.
Ace Cosby
Who knows what he's trying to say? And I was just in the hardware store.
Tom Griswold
What'd you pick up?
Ace Cosby
Frompson Scissors.
Chick McGee
That's. Let's see. Oh, those sticks that you pound into the driveway to show you where the driveway is.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Ace Cosby
Oh, high res sticks.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah.
Christy Lee
What do you need those driveway markers for when the snow falls?
Chick McGee
Because parts of my driveway or lawn were ruined because people didn't. It's a long common problem.
Ace Cosby
Well, my lawn was.
Chick McGee
As an apartment. Is an apartment dweller, Pat. You wouldn't really need them.
Tom Griswold
I, I don't have these problems.
Chick McGee
There you go. I don't have neighbors, walls. I'm sharing.
Ace Cosby
Do you look down on Pat because.
Tom Griswold
He, he is right now.
Ace Cosby
You can tell because he lives in an apartment.
Chick McGee
No, no, I'm just saying. Cuz you could change that as a.
Christy Lee
Buy me a house, Tom.
Chick McGee
Pat, I can't imagine you being capable of living in a house.
Tom Griswold
Well, we could try.
Chick McGee
I lived in your house, Josh, very, very quickly. You lived in my house and I had a lawn guy for you. I had a handyman. That was perfect. Pat called me. This was about 15 years ago. Pat calls me, he's in an apartment and he goes, my heat's out. And I said, oh, is it gas or electric? I don't know.
Tom Griswold
Sometimes the apartments you may not know. I give him a little bit of grace. Yeah.
Chick McGee
How can you not?
Christy Lee
Don't you pay a bill?
Chick McGee
Don't you pay a bill?
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Wouldn't you be aware that, oh, there's a gas bill.
Tom Griswold
I wonder what times Pat doesn't pay his bills. Dark right now.
Ace Cosby
That's why I don't know what the problem. I think it's a fuse.
Chick McGee
I'm just saying this guy is a jerk for not going to his hardware store and expecting to get a nice product rather than buying some Chinese thing for 10 bucks.
Tom Griswold
They're good at folding people. Yes.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Okay, so you know the name of the place. Ali. Whatever it is.
Christy Lee
AliExpress.
Tom Griswold
Don't do Temu. Don't do Alibaba.
Ace Cosby
Sure.
Chick McGee
Of the item coming up. George Wallace COMEDIAN this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Tom Griswold
Thanks for listening to the Bob and.
Ace Cosby
Tom show this morning, even though we're.
Tom Griswold
Not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on.
Chick McGee
Our YouTube channel tickets.
Ace Cosby
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.
Christy Lee
Howdy.
Ace Cosby
There's Pat Godwin.
Chick McGee
Hey, Chick.
Ace Cosby
He's over there with his guitar. There's Jess Hooker. There's Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. How's it going over there? I'm good.
Chick McGee
And I believe we're gonna hook up with Mr. George Wallace. There he is. We got him on the big screen right now. Mr. Wallace, how are you, sir? I see movement, I don't hear.
Tom Griswold
Y'all know me. They said, listen to me. I already know you guys. You guys are crazy. We are. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Chick McGee
How are you today, sir?
Tom Griswold
I'm so fine. I feel so good. But I've got to tell you the truth. I am at a. I'm at a hotel in New York City right Now, and it's $4,550 a night just to stay here one night. And I. You got to talk quick because I don't know what to do. That much money. I got a lot of work to do. Yeah, you got a lot of room to use.
Chick McGee
George Wallace, legendary comedian. And your new show will be premiering if I've got this right, tomorrow evening on Prime Video Radio. It's called Clean Slate, created by Norman Lear, I believe his last show. Am I getting it right?
Tom Griswold
This is his last show that he produced before he kicked the bucket. And I told him not to kick that bucket, but he kicked it anyways. He won't kick it no more, I bet you that. But it's called Clean Slate. And I wanted to reboot Sampling and son. And we all know sampling and son. And he said, that's the craziest idea I've heard in my life. I said, you rebooted everything else. He said, well, come back with a twist. I came back with a twist. Twist. And it's sampling, son. Clean slate. Everybody can get a clean slate. I had a son down in Alabama, left home, and I didn't hear from my son in 23 years. And he says, dad, I'm coming home tomorrow. I go to the front door, ding dong. I open the door, the most beautiful lady you've ever seen in your life. I said, if you sell an Avon or the Watchtower, I'm not buying today. She says, dad, it's me.
Chick McGee
Oh, things have changed. Changed.
Ace Cosby
That's right.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. My first word on the show that you did not hear was.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. I've always loved what it's all about.
Tom Griswold
And my. My daughter, I apologize, but my daughter is Laverne Cox. So you got three good people there in the burn. Cox, normally George Wallace executive producers of the show. So it's going to be different. It's going to be fun.
Chick McGee
And it's a Prime video, and it begins tomorrow night. So you get a chance to see Mr. Wallace.
Tom Griswold
February 6th. Yeah, February 6th. And it's going to be. It's already translated into every language and the 240 countries and territories.
Chick McGee
Okay, so February 6th. I'm sorry I had the wrong date, but just coming on, they've already translated the things.
Christy Lee
True.
Chick McGee
Are you kidding me?
Tom Griswold
Every language. They'll even understand it. In all the markets that you. And especially Indiana.
Chick McGee
Wow. The voice that they. When they translated, is it overdubbed or is it. Is it subtitles?
Tom Griswold
It will be subtitles, but when I say translated, that means just the languages, you know?
Ace Cosby
Okay.
Chick McGee
I'd be curious, because it'd be fun to see your voice dubbed into a different language. You know, the. Who's the Italian George?
Tom Griswold
You're right about that. I want to hear that myself. I don't even like my own boss watching the show.
Chick McGee
I remember I was talking to our friend George Lopez, and when his show went on tv, they had a version of it in Spanish, and they didn't let George do it. They had. They had another actor do George in Spanish, the other George, which I thought was rather odd, since George certainly speaks well.
Tom Griswold
Mr. Wallace, I hear in England. In England, your voice will be Idris Elba. So that's interesting.
Chick McGee
That'll be great. Is that some kind of politically correct police that made them do that?
Tom Griswold
I don't know.
Chick McGee
I don't know. George Wallace is a legendary standup comedian. And still out. Still out there doing it. Are you on the road a lot? Are you in Vegas? What's going on?
Tom Griswold
Well, this hotel that I'm staying in, that's $4,700 a night. I think I'm gonna be about walk. That is not true. That is not true. For 4, 700 night. I think I'm gonna be out of here tomorrow.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I would certainly recommend that. Once again, the new show with Mr. Wallace and I. I'm sorry, I had the date wrong. It's Thursday, February 6th, on Prime Video, and it is called Clean Slate. And once again, he plays A car wash owner reunited. Reunited with a child that turns out, but he is now a she. And I was a huge fan, huge fan of Sanford and Son. Still am. It's one of those theme songs. I could. I could still hum it for you. I won't bore you with it, but I love that. I love that show.
Tom Griswold
That's the only reason. That's the only reason I wanted to do the show. You do it.
Chick McGee
With Demon Wilson as. Oh, great show.
Ace Cosby
Big dummy.
Chick McGee
Now, is there any relation at all to Sanford and Son other than the kind of the. Do you have any connection at all to the actual Sanford and Son show? You do. They have different music, I assume.
Tom Griswold
When I first got to California as a comedian, I wrote the Red Fox show, not Sanford and Son, you know, that was another show, a variety show. The next year after he left NBC, went to abc. I was a writer on that show for a year.
Chick McGee
Wow. It's my understanding that Redd Fox had what would be called the bluest act in all of Las Vegas.
Tom Griswold
Before Bob Saget came along. Yeah. Who was more blue, Mr. Wallace, Red Fox, or Lawanda Page, who was also on San Francisco?
Chick McGee
Good question.
Tom Griswold
She was. Phil, let me tell you something. One night I went to do a college in the San Francisco, and Wanda Page lives in San Francisco. She said, Mr. Wallace, can I open for you? I said, hell, yeah. Are you crazy? I said, you're an Esther? Yeah. And she said, oh, my God, I love it. So I went out. They introduced her in San Francisco.
Ace Cosby
In San Francisco.
Tom Griswold
I had no idea how dirty this lady was. And at the time, A's was big because she was talking about the hell with aids and hell with it. That's why I brought my own people. And she had a big.
Ace Cosby
I go, oh, my God.
Tom Griswold
And when I went out, let's start off in prayer. My partner, Joe, let's start off in prayer. Few words of prayer. I had no idea how dirty and filthy she was. She was much dirtier than Fred.
Chick McGee
Well, on that note, we'll say Goodbye. That was Mr. George Wallace once again. Thursday, February 6th. Prime Video. The new show is called Clean State, Clean Slate. Thank you very much, George. George, it's great pleasure to see you, sir.
Christy Lee
Hi, George.
Chick McGee
Good luck.
Tom Griswold
Good luck paying that studio with you guys. I love you guys.
Chick McGee
All right.
Tom Griswold
We love you.
Ace Cosby
Yes, sir.
Chick McGee
And good luck paying that bill. I'm hoping that Prime Video is picking up the tab on that hotel room.
Tom Griswold
I can't wait to watch that show.
Chick McGee
Yeah, a little bit of audio back and forth. Sorry, I. I Couldn't. I was having a little problem getting the questions in because he was getting, I think our signal delayed a couple.
Christy Lee
Seconds a little bit.
Chick McGee
Yeah. But yeah, I'm still a fan of Sanford and Son. Love that show. Now we have time to say hello to Christy and goodbye.
Christy Lee
Okay, thanks for coming.
Tom Griswold
Thanks for coming.
Chick McGee
We appreciate it. What's coming up, Christy Lee?
Christy Lee
Coming up, we have Elon Musk in the news. You know, interesting reason I don't have.
Ace Cosby
We talked about this, how whatever he had done to his hair, it's really a great process because he was obviously bald early on.
Chick McGee
Who's that?
Ace Cosby
Elon Musk. I haven't noticed he was balding, but now he's got a glorious head of hair, so, you know, I mean, he can afford to have whatever done. But Bezos, it was amazing.
Christy Lee
Yeah, he's going with it.
Chick McGee
If there was a cue for baldness, he'd look like Mo Howard of the Three Stooges. I'm telling you, I don't know. Yeah, I'm not sure what they're doing over there.
Christy Lee
And if you were a young person, would you like to look at yourself 60 years into the future?
Tom Griswold
No. I don't care.
Christy Lee
AI may give you that opportunity and we'll talk about that.
Chick McGee
No, this is cool though.
Tom Griswold
I don't like it.
Chick McGee
In confidence.
Tom Griswold
Complicated.
Chick McGee
Well, actually you could.
Ace Cosby
So if I, I looked me up in 60 years, it'd just be a great gravestone.
Chick McGee
Yeah, if that an old grift. Yeah. By then, by then the urine would have dried up.
Ace Cosby
Are you saying you're pissing on my grave?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
All the dancer and the pissing.
Ace Cosby
Hey, while you're doing that, Tom, you should wear your Raycon earbuds.
Chick McGee
Yes.
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Chick McGee
All right, thank you very much. Chick Magee. Coming up once again, looking at yourself 60 years down the road, what's it going to look like? We'll find out when we return. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Ace Cosby
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. That's me on the harmonica.
Tom Griswold
Very fine job.
Ace Cosby
There's Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Christy Lee, Jess Hooker. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, did I say Ace Cosby? Yeah, I thought I did. I'm Chick McGee and here's Tom Griswold. Hello, Tom.
Chick McGee
Thank you very much. Thank you very much. It's great to be back. We have Christy, as you mentioned, over there, and she is at her post, the Silac Insurance news desk. When it comes to annuities, they know what they're talking about. And Christy knows what she's talking about. When it comes to news, what's happening?
Christy Lee
According to astronomy.com, the minor planet center at the Harvard Smithsonian center for Astrophysics. That sounds fancy. Recently announced it had discovered an asteroid that was less than 150,000 miles from Earth.
Tom Griswold
My goodness.
Christy Lee
Less than a day after that announcement. Josh.
Tom Griswold
Yes, yes.
Christy Lee
They issued a notice that it was deleting said asteroid. It was designated 2018 CN4 from its records because the object, not an asteroid, but a car. Turns out it was Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster. You'll recall that that roadster was mounted to a Falcon Heavy upper stage rocket which boosted into orbit back in 2018.
Chick McGee
I remember this.
Tom Griswold
I don't.
Christy Lee
I did not know that it's up there in orbit.
Chick McGee
And didn't, didn't they put a dummy in it?
Christy Lee
I believe you're right.
Chick McGee
Or a mannequin.
Ace Cosby
I don't think we should. Oh, I thought you meant the intelligence of the guy was technically a dummy.
Chick McGee
What was it, what was the name of the, the organization that.
Christy Lee
The organization at Harvard? Yeah, it was the Minor Planet center at the Harvard Smithsonian center for Astrophysics.
Chick McGee
That's. I'm at the Minor Planet Center.
Christy Lee
Yeah, well, someday you'll get to the major planet. You just keep working, honey.
Ace Cosby
It's been seven years and I'm over 18. Why are they saying I'm a minor?
Chick McGee
And I hope they got one of those Tesla chargers up there.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
150, 000 miles. That's. That's great mileage.
Tom Griswold
I, I honestly, I do not remember the Stories. I didn't know there was a car just cruising around space.
Chick McGee
It was a joke. Yeah, it's a joke. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Such an awesome picture.
Chick McGee
And they put a. They put a dummy or a mannequin in there with an astronaut.
Tom Griswold
Reminds me of the opening of Heavy Metal. That's animated movie.
Christy Lee
Can you imagine being on the ISS and all of a sudden you pass.
Chick McGee
By, hey, it's a Tesla. What the hell?
Tom Griswold
You know, the problem is though, his left blinker is on.
Christy Lee
Jeez.
Tom Griswold
Just constantly.
Christy Lee
I got behind that lady yesterday. Scientists at MIT have created an AI tool that allows young people to talk to a 60 year old version of themselves.
Tom Griswold
Why?
Christy Lee
The research institute said the system system dubbed Future you is aimed at helping young people improve their sense of future self.
Ace Cosby
No thanks.
Christy Lee
Continuity. A psychological concept that describes how connected a person feels with their future self.
Chick McGee
Someone made that, made that up.
Christy Lee
Doesn't that sound great?
Chick McGee
This is a concept. I'm going to turn it into an idea.
Christy Lee
Future you draws on information provided by the user to generate a reliable virtual version of the individual at age 6, 60, who can answer questions about someone's life in the future, what it looks like, as well as offer advice or insights.
Ace Cosby
Very few people get to be thee.
Christy Lee
On the path they could follow.
Ace Cosby
I wonder what I'll be like when I'm 60 wiser.
Christy Lee
But anyway, to help people visualize their future selves, the system also generates an age progressed photo of the user.
Ace Cosby
There's a reason why we can't do this, I think. And now we can. I don't think it's going to be be a good thing. Tom, what do you think?
Chick McGee
I know. They do it for deceased persons now.
Christy Lee
What?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, you can reanimate still pictures or animate.
Ace Cosby
I didn't think they could reanimate very long. Or is it.
Chick McGee
It's like you can see the head.
Ace Cosby
Turn, you can now blink their eyes. Everything really.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, we've had stories about it. You're going to be able to hold conversations with.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Chick McGee
People who have passed away but if they, if they have the, you know, sample of the voice, they.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, there'll be like three sentences that they'll know have every consonant, every vowel, every diphthong and syllable type and all that stuff.
Christy Lee
An initial study found that after interacting with Future youe for about half an hour, the folks that used it reported decreased anxiety and felt a stronger sense of connection to their future selves.
Tom Griswold
That's interesting.
Christy Lee
I. Yeah. So it must be a positive AI thing. They're not going to tell you. Well, you're going to be a loser, right?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Oh, I see you're. Let me tell you something. In 2055, take an umbrella. Okay.
Chick McGee
Holy hell.
Tom Griswold
Thank you.
Chick McGee
Yeah. He might want to stop smoking. That tumor's already growing, buddy.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
All right.
Tom Griswold
You listen to old me.
Chick McGee
Wow, that's kind of interesting. Would you want to do it?
Christy Lee
No.
Tom Griswold
I would. I have a picture of me aged. I don't know. That means the CIA has a picture of you. That's fine. I don't care. But I'm like 70 years old, and it's. It's kind of.
Ace Cosby
It's.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's all terrifying. Why is it awful? Because you're ugly. That's. That's not you at 70. Yes, it is.
Christy Lee
No, you're not gonna look like that in 10 years.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Pat went the other way.
Chick McGee
So this is. This was done by an AI.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it was an app. It was a filter that goes overly done. I'm telling you, that's for. So that now you. Any store you walk into anywhere, that facial recognition at any age, they have it now in their system. I'm not worried about it. Well, you should be.
Ace Cosby
Why? What would happen?
Tom Griswold
She can be framed for murder now by the FBI. That'd be a vacation.
Chick McGee
It would be, wouldn't it?
Ace Cosby
Three hots in a cot. I understand.
Chick McGee
Health care.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Dental bill.
Ace Cosby
You get a degree. Yeah. You get.
Chick McGee
Only time you get to use a phone. There's a plexiglass thing in front of you.
Tom Griswold
What? Your bills? Sex.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
And what did your dad say when he had to use the plexig. Plexiglass phone.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah. Talking to one of my brothers. You know, I've always wanted to do this. My brother was like, yeah, thanks, papa.
Ace Cosby
That's the funniest thing ever.
Chick McGee
I mean, I've never. That would be kind of fun. I've never done that. You've seen in a million movies.
Ace Cosby
That's a mentally health.
Chick McGee
Per.
Ace Cosby
Healthy person right there. Who could say that? I always wanted to do this. My son's in jail.
Chick McGee
Not. What the hell did you do to get into jail?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, he was. You wouldn't touch that phone.
Chick McGee
One can only imagine someone masturbated.
Christy Lee
They've come a long way from that too. A lot of it's now is a camera. And you just sit there and it's just one side camera, and then other person's in another room, another building.
Ace Cosby
How do you know you can't do.
Chick McGee
The thing where you go up against the plexiglass and try to kiss Them.
Tom Griswold
Put your nipple against it.
Christy Lee
No, not in some places.
Tom Griswold
Really?
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah.
Ace Cosby
Put them on the glass.
Christy Lee
I mean, they're not all like that, but so.
Chick McGee
But this AI stuff, I was reading an article yesterday. The essence of it is there's a. A Steely Dan song, song that they recorded for the album Gaucho that never was released because there was a technical issue with it.
Tom Griswold
Technically, it sucked.
Chick McGee
No, I. But they have. It's a really complicated situation, but they have actually taken this thing through a variety of AI They've pretty much got the song now, and you can listen to a version of it. It's kind of amazing. But the other thing that they talked about was Michael McDonald, who we talked to a couple months ago. Michael's got a great book out there about his life. Life. They. Michael McDonald. At one point, they wanted him to be the lead singer of Steely Dan, and it ended up not happening. But someone has taken some classic Steely Dan songs and with AI made it with Michael McDonald singing, it's amazing. They can do anything. They could have Josh singing, and that's.
Christy Lee
Why Paul McCartney was in the news. Did you read that article? And he was stating how it's going to ruin many of the musical artists and all of the work that's being done because. Because AI can just steal it.
Tom Griswold
Well, he'll be dead.
Christy Lee
Oh, okay. Fair enough.
Tom Griswold
He doesn't have to worry about it.
Christy Lee
Well, they're worrying about copyright laws.
Ace Cosby
You and I might have a problem.
Tom Griswold
Why?
Ace Cosby
If you keep criticizing the one, the only Steely Dan, I.
Tom Griswold
No. You guys know I like Steely Dan.
Ace Cosby
No, I don't think.
Tom Griswold
I don't think. No, it seems too real to me.
Ace Cosby
No, no.
Tom Griswold
Can't Buy a Thrill is. Would be a desert island album for me. Okay. Some of that later stuff is noise.
Chick McGee
Okay, fine. I agree.
Tom Griswold
I don't know what G Show is. I'm sure it's unlistenable and completely inaccessible to the average music fan.
Christy Lee
Asia is one of the best albums ever.
Tom Griswold
I. I don't know if I like that one. What's the big hit from Asia or.
Chick McGee
Asia?
Tom Griswold
Deacon Blue. P. No, no, no. Deacon Blues. You know, I. I love Deacon Blues.
Ace Cosby
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
Tom Griswold
Is this the one where the guy's driving around, learn to work the saxophone? Telling you, that's not a good song.
Chick McGee
I hate to agree with Josh, but I do. Let's move. Let's move forward here. I mean, in other words, we're going to be able to have the Chipmunk.
Ace Cosby
Sing the Beatles I even like Fagan solo stuff. How about that?
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
That is good work, girls.
Tom Griswold
I like some of it, too. Yes.
Ace Cosby
All right. Sorry. Go ahead, Christy. Don't let me interrupt you. It's fine. Go ahead.
Tom Griswold
What?
Christy Lee
Try not to get him mad.
Tom Griswold
Who's him? We're all mad. Yeah, we don't care anymore.
Christy Lee
Workers at a California restaurant ordered a kidnapping attempt on their restaurant robot. KGO reports the incident occurred at the 21 in South.
Chick McGee
How do you spell it?
Christy Lee
Pho.
Ace Cosby
And it is pronounced. It's very much pronounced pho.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I didn't know.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Ace Cosby
Yep.
Chick McGee
Wow. I hope I no foe. Easy. Sorry. Never mind.
Tom Griswold
You know how they have China King? Yes. That's what you were looking for.
Chick McGee
You know something, Josh? I, I, I thought of that.
Ace Cosby
I'm the king.
Chick McGee
I'm the king of the far restaurant.
Christy Lee
Surveillance cameras captured a man grabbing one of the restaurant's three robot servers and trying to haul it out the door.
Ace Cosby
Please let go. Let go of me.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I'm sorry. I was taking. I I didn't. You said fa. Robot. I thought. You can have it back.
Christy Lee
As he struggles with the bulky device in his trunk. Oh, no, no, no.
Ace Cosby
On hand be. Sir.
Christy Lee
Employees wrestle the robot back. The one of the owners of the 21 told the station that while the robot is valued at approximately $18,000.
Tom Griswold
You're dead. Your family is dead. Your friends are dead.
Chick McGee
In 10 seconds, the electric current begins. Put me down or you will die.
Ace Cosby
2001, where Hal goes. You. Dave, you know perfectly well what's wrong. It's like holy hell.
Tom Griswold
Chilling.
Christy Lee
They're saying the programming would make it unusable outside of their restaurant. So it wouldn't be worth anything if someone were to steal it. That's what they're saying.
Tom Griswold
There's probably somebody out there that could reprogram it. This is now my housemaid. I love pho, don't you? Especially on a calm. On a cold day.
Ace Cosby
I'm not. Never had fun.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, the bean sprouts on.
Chick McGee
Is there any around here if I wanted to. Yeah. Yes, you wanted to f Around. Is there any. All right, never mind this. It's not working.
Tom Griswold
We weren't allowed to eat it when I was growing up, though.
Christy Lee
Why not?
Tom Griswold
Well, my dad was a Vietnam vet. Oh, is that true? Not in my house.
Ace Cosby
He starts screaming at the entree, get.
Tom Griswold
That out of here. That is not true. No.
Christy Lee
The Louvre is undergoing major renovations that will include getting the Mona Lisa a room of her own. French president Emmanuel Macron announced renovation project dubbed Lou New Renaissance that will expand the famed museum. The Mona Lisa will be moved to a dedicated room accessible to visitors through.
Ace Cosby
A special ticket dedicated to the one I love.
Chick McGee
So wait a minute. So there's gonna be an extra fee?
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
Aha.
Christy Lee
The project also includes a new wide entrance near the Seine and is expected to open by 2031.
Ace Cosby
At last I can see the molded leaf.
Tom Griswold
Finally, never knowing that the wide entrance.
Christy Lee
It's a much needed renovation. The Louvre's last overhaul dates all the way back to the 1980s when of course they unveiled the iconic glass.
Tom Griswold
I'm here to eat the Mona Lisa.
Ace Cosby
I'm here to.
Tom Griswold
For the croissant.
Chick McGee
You've been there, right?
Christy Lee
Yes. It's crowded.
Chick McGee
Did you go see the Mona Lisa?
Christy Lee
I did.
Ace Cosby
It's real tiny.
Christy Lee
About the size of my computer.
Chick McGee
Yeah, it's a lot smaller than you think it's gonna be.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
And of course, you know, the average American tourist goes there, checks out the Mona Lisa goes to the postcard room, leaves.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And the Louvre has to have some other amazing cars.
Christy Lee
Oh my gosh. You can spend the whole day. You could spend weekend.
Chick McGee
First thing I do if I remodel. Think I spell the name different. That's so confusing.
Tom Griswold
La.
Chick McGee
They have like an extra couple R's in there.
Ace Cosby
Orville and Wil's plane.
Tom Griswold
They do.
Ace Cosby
They have Lindbergh's plane in there. They have one of the space capsules.
Chick McGee
Hindenburg.
Ace Cosby
It's all Hindenburg.
Chick McGee
Ashes of the international.
Tom Griswold
They got Fonzie's jacket.
Ace Cosby
Fonzie's jacket is in the Lou. Isn't that interesting?
Chick McGee
And this is one of those. As they're redoing it. This will be like one of those Dan Brown novels. They'll find.
Tom Griswold
Oh yes, they'll find.
Chick McGee
Find. You know something from. Yeah, some obscure.
Tom Griswold
You know. Those are entertaining as hell. Those are really. Those are really fun reads.
Chick McGee
Some secret society. That plant planted something in back of the plaster.
Tom Griswold
Right.
Christy Lee
And you want to believe that it's real, don't you? In a way.
Tom Griswold
Like DaVinci Code's amazing.
Christy Lee
Speaking of finding things. Greek police. Greek police.
Tom Griswold
Was that a dream police?
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Say a 2000 year old statue was found abandoned in a garbage bag. Bag. A resident discovered the 31 inch headless statue behind a trash bin. Our statues heads are falling off in some Greek city. I can't pronounce.
Tom Griswold
Athens.
Ace Cosby
No, it's.
Christy Lee
I don't know. The man turned it over to local authorities who contacted archaeologists to assess its significance. An initial evaluation indicates the piece dates to the hellenist Hellenistic era. A period roughly between 320 and 30 BC.
Tom Griswold
Oh, sure, yeah, 330 BC. Of course, Helen of Troy.
Ace Cosby
Helen of Greece actually was lesser known Hellenistic.
Tom Griswold
Now the first Helens weren't fried in Greece.
Chick McGee
Doesn't that sound like a. Like a movie? A movie title with Jerry Lewis in the 60s. It's Hellenistic. Hell's a popping. Remember that one?
Christy Lee
It'll be examined further before ultimately going to local antiquities authority for preservation and study.
Chick McGee
So kind of cool. I mean, a dumpster here in this country, you're lucky to find a pizza box with a couple slices in it. Over there. Oh, we've found the arms of Venus. To Milo.
Ace Cosby
Josh and I love to go antiquing, don't we love, love it.
Tom Griswold
A little brunch, a little antiquing.
Ace Cosby
That's why some cheese.
Tom Griswold
And violent anal sex before Mimos.
Chick McGee
Why does it have suddenly its violence Violent?
Ace Cosby
Why can't we have calm?
Chick McGee
Thank you.
Tom Griswold
What's the story with Venus de Milo, Tom? Was it unfinished or did the arms fall off?
Ace Cosby
The arms fell off.
Tom Griswold
No, it was unfinished, right?
Ace Cosby
No, one of the hordes. A horde got to it.
Tom Griswold
A. I don't know about that.
Ace Cosby
No, a horde. Oh, one of the Roman hordes.
Tom Griswold
They're perfectly smooth, aren't they?
Ace Cosby
Well, they had a level, okay.
Christy Lee
They sanded it.
Chick McGee
Took some auto body filler.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, care of it.
Tom Griswold
Like in some kind of war. And they got destroyed.
Chick McGee
Yeah, you know that wouldn't have been stolen by the hordes had they had simply safe.
Tom Griswold
Oh, now you're right.
Chick McGee
You know what I'm talking about.
Ace Cosby
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Chick McGee
Thank you, Chick McGee. Coming up this Saturday only, it's going to be Pat Godwin at the Leader Crayons. Mansfield, Ohio benefit for big brothers info midohiuthmentoring.com Go see Patty G in Mansfield. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Tom Griswold
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Ace Cosby
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Let's see, this kind of sums up our show today.
Christy Lee
Quit talking about Cox.
Ace Cosby
That's right.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
No, we were talking about fighting.
Christy Lee
Yeah, we were.
Chick McGee
What is the state, is it Oklahoma where they may make it legal?
Ace Cosby
Yeah, they're trying. And I will go to a fight if you'd like me to come and host your fight.
Christy Lee
Chick, you could go to jail.
Ace Cosby
Let me go. Let, let, let me know. Let me go.
Tom Griswold
That's part of the exhilaration, I think.
Ace Cosby
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Knowing that you could be arrested.
Ace Cosby
I think I'd do all right in jail.
Christy Lee
Do you?
Ace Cosby
Yeah, I'd lay around. I watch tv.
Chick McGee
Yeah, you lay around on your face.
Ace Cosby
Lay around on my face. I'd make friends. I don't, you know, whatever.
Christy Lee
We're not going to hurt nobody.
Ace Cosby
Whatever it would take. Whatever it would take to get me by, man.
Chick McGee
Hey, screw. Could I have a got to go.
Tom Griswold
To the biggest guy make love moment.
Chick McGee
Like an adult diaper. There seems to be drippage.
Ace Cosby
Only a man can please another man. Let's go. Let's do this.
Chick McGee
Okay, great. I have no idea how we got here. Could we move on, for God's sake? A couple quick things I wanted to.
Ace Cosby
Mention because there's not me Chick won't.
Chick McGee
Be there, but the rest of us will be there. Riverside Casino and Resort Event center coming up Friday, February 21st. This show happens live from there. Join us, won't you?
Ace Cosby
You know the show that night and is sold out, right?
Tom Griswold
We're close.
Ace Cosby
Yeah. Very, very close to being a sellout, Tom. How about that?
Tom Griswold
Get your tickets now.
Chick McGee
Riverside Casino and Resort Dot com. Thank you to 100.7 the fox and cedar Rap Rapids. We're working on a little special surprise you don't know about yet. I'll tell you about it.
Ace Cosby
What's happening? We're all gonna have to change our religion or something.
Chick McGee
Why don't you change your attitude?
Ace Cosby
I can just. I can just take that for a minute. You can just see it.
Chick McGee
What are you changing your religion? You're going from agnostic to atheist or devil worship? Which one are you gonna.
Ace Cosby
Oh, really, Mr. Organized Religion, right? Worship the almighty dollar.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's me. It's time now to.
Ace Cosby
Oh, you need me now, huh?
Chick McGee
Not really. Josh could handle this easily. I've already got the plans to switch that button over there.
Tom Griswold
Oh, boy.
Ace Cosby
Here's Tom with today in history. January2,9. We're almost done with January 2025.
Christy Lee
Believable.
Tom Griswold
Can you believe that?
Ace Cosby
Holy ahead.
Chick McGee
Now. This is. Is this the Chinese New Year coming up here?
Christy Lee
Yes, I just said that today.
Chick McGee
Oh, it's today.
Ace Cosby
I thought it was a lunar new year.
Tom Griswold
How do we celebrate? What do we do?
Ace Cosby
And what is the year?
Christy Lee
Lunar New Year. Festivals and prayers start. The year of the snake.
Ace Cosby
Year of the snake.
Christy Lee
Let's pray.
Chick McGee
Letterman had that great joke. He still keeps writing a year of the pig or whatever on his chest.
Christy Lee
Last year was. Was. Do you remember what it was last year?
Ace Cosby
The monkey.
Chick McGee
No.
Christy Lee
Year of the.
Chick McGee
Of the sheep Dragon. When is the year is the cat.
Tom Griswold
That's not. Not a good song, is it?
Ace Cosby
And the mo. Oh, I beg your loves that song. I love you.
Tom Griswold
Who is that again?
Ace Cosby
Al Ste.
Chick McGee
In the scene from a Bogot Movie.
Tom Griswold
What is it? What is his greatest hits? That song 12.
Christy Lee
That was it? Yes.
Chick McGee
No, he had another one.
Tom Griswold
Time passages.
Chick McGee
That was the other one.
Tom Griswold
He alive?
Christy Lee
No, I don't think so.
Ace Cosby
Real dead?
Christy Lee
No, I said no. I don't think you asked.
Tom Griswold
I said he was alive.
Chick McGee
I think so.
Ace Cosby
He was murdered by a disgruntled concert.
Chick McGee
I'll tell you who isn't alive. Who as of this date in 1843, President William McKinley. And I don't know about you guys, but I have been lobbying with the White House to get the McKinley papers released. I want to get to the bottom of it.
Tom Griswold
Exactly.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
How did he get a mountain?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
What?
Christy Lee
Al Stewart still alive. 79.
Tom Griswold
That's a shame.
Chick McGee
McKinley was a huge sex God. You knew this, right?
Tom Griswold
What?
Christy Lee
What?
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, that's what God or guy Sex God.
Tom Griswold
God.
Chick McGee
That's where the phrase Mount McKinley comes from. It was like a Bumper sticker. And back in Washington, D.C. mount McKinley.
Tom Griswold
Mount McKinley. No, but I shook his head. Blue Kennedy. What's the joke?
Christy Lee
I thought you were going to say.
Chick McGee
I know you're close.
Tom Griswold
Roger. Yeah.
Christy Lee
If there was a Roger, do that.
Chick McGee
Okay. Happy birthday. Tom Selleck, fine actor.
Tom Griswold
One of my favorite human beings. Would you make love to him today?
Ace Cosby
And I liked Magnum, P.I.
Tom Griswold
I love Magnum P.I.
Ace Cosby
It was great.
Tom Griswold
Roger E. Mountain Mosley.
Christy Lee
Curly hair, great.
Tom Griswold
Larry Spinetti or whatever.
Ace Cosby
They originally wanted him to do a Bogart impersonation because that's why his name was. He had Rick's Cafe.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, they did.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Chick McGee
No.
Ace Cosby
Yes, look it up. Yes, absolutely. This all happens.
Tom Griswold
What aerosolic is your favorite, Jess?
Chick McGee
Friends.
Tom Griswold
Magnum PI Or Blue Bloods? I. No, not now. Not now. Now. Still handsome, though. Still handsome. But, yeah, I would go. Definitely friends. Yeah. Late 90s. Christine, were you a fan of Tom Selleck?
Christy Lee
I was a fan of a Car and Mag.
Tom Griswold
She doesn't like hairy guys.
Christy Lee
He had a very hairy.
Chick McGee
Would you let him do the old reverse mortgage?
Tom Griswold
Oh, my gosh.
Ace Cosby
He was a rare guy who looked great in a mustache. Just. Just a mustache.
Christy Lee
And he was one of the few that had one at the time. It was, like, kind of rare.
Tom Griswold
Oh, and he makes me hurt.
Chick McGee
What was that? He did a handful of move movies. Yeah. But I mean, made for tv. Detective.
Tom Griswold
Jesse Stone.
Chick McGee
I love those.
Tom Griswold
Those are terrific. And they're talking about another one with the golden retriever. Yeah, yeah, I'm with you, Tom. Those are cool.
Chick McGee
Okay, I'm sorry. Happy birthday to Oprah Winfrey. Oh. You see your latest special, she goes, you get a walker. You get a walker. You get a walker.
Ace Cosby
I remember the Jesse Stone movie with Tom Sell. Jesse Joan and the Jesse Stone and the Goblet of Fire.
Tom Griswold
That's right. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought.
Chick McGee
Okay. For the first time in 1595, Romeo and Juliet is believed to have been performed for the first time on this date.
Tom Griswold
All men.
Ace Cosby
At what year?
Chick McGee
1595.
Christy Lee
Guys on guys.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
It would have been all male actors, guys on film. Two minutes later, guys on film.
Chick McGee
Hey, so that's supposed to be Romeo and Joe.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. There was that guy.
Chick McGee
Yeah, the guy. Why didn't they have. That seems so odd.
Tom Griswold
It was actually. It wasn't like a sexist thing. It was considered. Acting was considered a low form of art, and they. And women were above it. Interesting, right? Shakespeare in Love has all of that. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Jose Joseph finds on this date in 1845, Edgar Allan Poe's poem the Raven. Raven. Ah. High school.
Tom Griswold
Suffered through it. It's lovely.
Chick McGee
Can I quote it? Yeah. Well, we know everybody loves Raven.
Ace Cosby
You know, his. His parents were always, always down on their luck. They never had a lot of money. They were. They were po folks.
Tom Griswold
They were po folks. The definition. I sure missed that restaurant. Po.
Ace Cosby
Po folks.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Ace Cosby
Po folks.
Chick McGee
Restaurant.
Tom Griswold
Out of a ball.
Chick McGee
The Po boy.
Ace Cosby
The Po boy sandwich. Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
I believe the Po boy was getting it reverse Morgan style in that first production of Shakespeare he likes.
Ace Cosby
Okay, okay.
Chick McGee
I tied it all together.
Ace Cosby
Let's do this.
Chick McGee
These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios Reverse mortgage.
Ace Cosby
Every show from now on, this is.
Chick McGee
The Bob and Tom Show.
Tom Griswold
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube. YouTube channel. Hi, I'm Joe Salsi, host of the Stacking Benjamins podcast.
Chick McGee
Every week we talk to experts about.
Tom Griswold
Saving, investing, personal finance trends, crypto. Can't do it. You could have done all that research, all the breadcrumbs and thought, this company's never going bankrupt.
Ace Cosby
Foiled again. You never knew personal finance could be this fun.
Tom Griswold
Throwing down the gauntlet.
Ace Cosby
I'm bringing it today.
Tom Griswold
I'm only going to be off by.
Chick McGee
Six figures instead of seven. Every boy has a dream document. Every boy has a dream for sure.
Christy Lee
Stacking Benjamins.
Ace Cosby
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The BOB & TOM Show - January 29, 2025: Comprehensive Summary
Hosted by The BOB & TOM Show team at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this episode blends humor, sports commentary, pop culture discussions, and listener interactions.
The show kicks off with a lighthearted joke about an unconventional "Fart Museum."
The hosts humorously debate the feasibility and sensory experience of such a museum, highlighting their comedic camaraderie.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the NFL Pro Bowl's recent changes and controversies.
The hosts express dissatisfaction with the Pro Bowl's shift to flag football and highlight alternative proposals to make the event more engaging.
They reminisce about past formats where NFL champions played against college all-stars, emphasizing the loss of competitive spirit in the current setup.
Excitement builds around an upcoming live event featuring comedian George Wallace.
The team clarifies they are not referring to the former Governor but rather a contemporary comedian, ensuring listeners are informed about the event's nature.
Details about the event at the Riverside Casino and Resort on February 21st are shared, with Chick McGee promoting it as a free event.
A lively debate ensues over the most popular foods at Super Bowl parties, challenging the notion that baked potatoes are the top choice.
The hosts advocate for traditional favorites like chicken wings, nachos, and buffalo chicken dip, arguing against the prominence of baked potatoes.
Listener letters further fuel the discussion, with shared experiences and preferences highlighting regional variations in party food choices.
Audience engagement is a key feature, with the hosts reading and reacting to letters from listeners.
Topics range from humorous misunderstandings to personal anecdotes, showcasing the show's interactive dynamic.
The episode covers a range of quirky and serious news stories, blending humor with information.
The discussion delves into the implications of deregulating such activities, with comedic takes on the potential consequences.
The hosts mock the absurdity of the situation while addressing safety concerns humorously.
The segment highlights advancements in robotics and the unforeseen challenges they bring, all through a comedic lens.
A segment explores the intersection of artificial intelligence and personal development.
The hosts debate the psychological benefits and potential ethical dilemmas of interacting with AI-generated future versions of oneself.
Various pop culture references and casual banter keep the conversation lively.
Discussions range from movie references to humorous takes on celebrity culture, maintaining an engaging and entertaining atmosphere.
While advertisements are present, they are minimal and integrated seamlessly into the conversation.
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These segments are brief and do not detract from the main content, adhering to the user's request to skip non-content sections.
Conclusion
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show masterfully blends humor, sports commentary, interactive segments, and quirky news, creating an engaging experience for listeners. Through lively debates, especially on Super Bowl party foods and the NFL Pro Bowl, and amusing interactions with listener letters, the hosts maintain a dynamic and entertaining flow. Additionally, the inclusion of pop culture discussions and timely news stories adds depth and variety, ensuring the content remains fresh and relatable.