The BOB & TOM Show - January 29, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – January 29, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show features the signature blend of comedy, conversational banter, topical news, sports, and offbeat stories that the show is known for. The cast includes Tom Griswold, Christy Lee, Jeff Oskay, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, Jess Hooker, and guest comedian Al Jackson. Notable segments include discussions on unusual pet names, Valentine’s Day traditions (like dining at White Castle), outrageous world records, quirky news stories, the return of certain fashion trends, listener mail, and a special appearance from Al Jackson. The episode is peppered with original comedic songs, listener letters, and classic Bob & Tom irreverence.

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Cast & Guests

• Tom Griswold: Host, main ringmaster for topical and offbeat discussions
• Christy Lee: Silac Insurance news desk
• Jeff Oskay: Sports desk, comedic sidekick, and frequent “target”
• Pat Godwin: Musican, parodist, and contributor to banter
• Jess Hooker: Frequent panelist with unique stories
• Ace Cosby: Board operator, contest guy
• Al Jackson (Guest): Comedian, "Word of the Week" segment

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Episode Highlights by Segment

International “Shut Up” Song & Languages (00:15–06:00)

• Bob Kevoian performs the original “Shut up, shut up, shut up” song, riffing on different ways to say “shut up” in international languages.
• Discussion follows about a Guinness World Record for singing “I love you” in 520 languages, to which Tom responds:

  "I couldn't stand to listen long enough to see if he ever got it in English." (04:22)

Cast Introductions & Today’s Topics (03:20–06:16)

• The main cast is introduced. Josh and Chick are out sick.
• Upcoming: sporting news, a weird vacuum cleaner update, a “three-flipper” turtle, animals, and “butts in the news.”

Listener Letters: Dog Names & Pet Insurance (07:02–13:00)

• Discussion about popular and disappearing dog names.
• Christy lists the top dog names for 2025; “Luna” is #1 for both dogs and cats.
• Tom on classic versus modern pet names:

  “It’d be funnier to name a snake Fido, don’t you think?” (11:07)

• Jeff rails against pet insurance, laying the blame for vet bill increases on its existence.

Valentine’s Day Traditions – White Castle Dinner (12:25–25:20)

• Tom urges listeners to make dinner reservations now. Christy confirms that White Castle continues its tradition of Valentine's Day sit-down service (21:57).
• Pat Godwin performs an original "Valentine’s at White Castle" song:

  "Onion breath kisses from your cheapskate boyfriend..." (22:43)

• Panel shares quirky stories and suggestions for less-than-glamorous Valentine’s celebrations (White Castle, homemade brownies).

Listener Letters: Pet Names Gone Wrong (24:39–36:43)

• Tom and Christy read letters about the dangers of giving pets odd names—especially when you have to shout them through the neighborhood.
• Stories include:
  • A greyhound named “Priest” (near a Catholic church)
  • A white labrador named “Whitey” (yelled in the wrong neighborhood)
  • Dogs named “Whiskey,” “Brandy,” and “Martini”
  • A child naming a dog “Bark” (parents run through neighborhood screaming “Bark!”)
  • Childhood trauma of “Peter” the dog, whom Jeff’s dad dumped so he’d stop having to yell “Peter” outside (29:10).

Travel: Christy’s Italy Trip (32:32–34:54, 74:29–77:15, 110:23–112:13)

• Repeated plugs for Christy’s upcoming Bob & Tom listener trip to Italy in September, organized by Colette Travel.
• Tom’s unsuccessful search for appropriate Italian background music becomes a running gag:

  “He said he really wanted to sell this trip out for you—I go, thank you.” (33:11)

Binge-Watching and TV Reviews (47:33–51:33)

• Listener recommends new Bert Kreischer show.
• Christy reviews “Heated Rivalry,” a hockey drama/romance. Shares candid thoughts on viewing it with family:

  “There's no way I could sit in the room with my two 20-year-old daughters watching guys do it.” (50:16)

Sports Update: Deion Sanders & NFL Hall of Fame (56:28–59:04)

• Jeff Oskay: Deion Sanders institutes fines at Colorado for team infractions.
• Panels discuss NIL money, college athlete riches, missing meetings, and fines for profanity and gear.
• Robert Kraft “shocked” Belichick wasn’t immediately voted into NFL Hall of Fame.
• Debate on morality, image, and hall eligibility.

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News Oddities & World Records

Kenyan Tree-Hugging Record (59:41–62:54)

• Kenyan activist hugs a tree for 72 consecutive hours (60:09), shattering the previous record.
• Jess confesses to her own “tree-hugging phase,” shares personal quirks.

Florida: Man Caught in Lewd Act with a Vacuum (62:59–66:31)

• Headline: “Florida man arrested for sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner.”
• Tom: “All I know is, when this guy goes to jail, his cellmate’s gonna call him Hoover.” (64:52)
• Discussion turns to teen “hickey with a vacuum” trick (65:33).

Schoolbook Censorship: “I Need a New Butt” (66:45–68:49)

• Mississippi assistant principal fired for reading the children’s book “I Need a New Butt” is reinstated after appeals.

Listener Letters: Skiing, Tattoos, and Childhood (86:20–93:23)

• Letters about skiing in Michigan, growing up with unreliable radio paychecks, and favorite stories about pet names, tattoos, and teaching children.

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Food & Fitness

Parmesan Cheese as Protein Trend (100:28–101:30)

• Christy reports on a new (and dubious) fitness fad: eating parmesan cheese for protein.
• Panel: You’d have to eat “a pretty big chunk” for it to have any impact.

Super Bowl Party Food – Baked Potatoes (97:40–100:25)

• Jess is challenged to make baked potatoes look like footballs for the show’s upcoming Super Bowl special.
• Banter about the best football-shaped garnishes.

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Health, Hypnosis, and Addictions

Hypnotism Success Stories (103:23–105:52)

• Tom and Jess recall the late Ken Whitener and discuss hypnotism to stop smoking and cure picky eating.
• Discussion of kids' extreme food obsessions (e.g., sausage rolls) resolved by hypnosis.

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Culture, Trends, and “Old Man” Complaints

Recurring Bits:

• Tom’s frustration about cultural references no one remembers (e.g., Ken “Hawk” Harrelson, classic baseball, vintage movies).
• The cast debates which classic films “hold up”—Tom vouches for “Dr. Strangelove” and “Body Heat,” Christy is not impressed.
• Christy:

  "I watched [Dr. Strangelove], I did not get it. I'm sorry." Tom:
  "How can you not love a movie in which a guy says, 'Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!'" (118:56)

Fashion: “2016 Is Back” (107:52–109:30)

• A trend journalist says chunky jewelry, bomber jackets, and skinny jeans are resurfacing.
• Jess and Christy debate nostalgia windows and the return of “Juicy” velour tracksuits.

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Quirky & Heartwarming Animal Stories

• Turtle With Three Flippers Released: After rehab, the turtle “Pyari” (meaning “lovely” in Hindi) gets a $10,000 satellite tracker and is released. Panel jokes about its odds in the wild (157:04–159:52).
• Florida Cop Removes Nine-Foot Boa Constrictor: Cop removes enormous snake from a woman’s yard—cast prefers that to wrestling a gator (159:56–161:02).

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Scam Stories & Listener Gullibility (146:04–147:45)

• U.K. woman loses $344,000 to scammers posing as Chris Hemsworth and other celebrities.
• Tom: “So does this mean the thousand bucks I just sent to Beyoncé...?”

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Special Guests

Comedian Al Jackson: "Word of the Week" (123:06–138:55)

• Al’s Word: “Rage booking” (booking travel out of anger/frustration; 135:02)
• Explores old vs. new movie humor, what films still hold up, cultural shifts in taste.
• Tom’s “Ken Harrelson, the Hawk” joke about a trapped bird in a batting cage falls flat, leading to a segment-long running gag about dated references.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On classic dog names:
  Tom: “I think Rovers kind of someone would do that in sort of an ironic manner.” (11:02)
• On pet insurance:
  Jeff Oskay: “You used to be able to go to the vet for a normal price, and then you start seeing brochures for pet insurance. Now it costs twice as much to take your dog to the vet. I'm blaming the insurance.” (09:33)
• Tom’s daughter Hart, when fan says her dad is funny:
  Christy: "He goes, 'Your dad is so funny.' [Hart replies] 'No, he's not.'" (92:03)
• On food fads:
  Christy: “Parmesan is a fairly good protein source… but you'd have to eat quite a bit of it.” (100:38)
• On being scammed by fake celebrities:
  Tom: “If a famous actor asked you for money, unless it was Mickey Rourke…” (147:45)

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Standout Comedy & Running Gags

• Tom’s endless play with sound effects, especially failing to find Italian music for Christy’s trip segment.
• The “Hawk”/Ken Harrelson joke debacle.
• “Shut up” song in multiple languages.
• Repeated callbacks to pet names and awkward moments shouting them.
• White Castle as THE romantic Valentine’s destination:
  Pat: “Valentine’s Day at White Castle is back again–onion breath kisses from your cheapskate boyfriend…” (22:43)
• “Tree hugging” as therapy, and Jess’s unusual personal stories (hickey-from-vacuum anecdote).

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Shut Up Song & Guinness Song Languages: 00:15–06:00
• Dog Names, Pet Insurance: 08:53–13:00
• White Castle/Valentine’s Day Dinner: 21:57–24:03
• Listener Letters (Funny Pet Names): 24:31–36:43
• Comedy Song (“Valentine’s at White Castle”): 22:43
• Fashion Trends (“2016 is back”): 107:52–109:30
• Movie Nostalgia (“Dr. Strangelove,” “Body Heat”): 116:17–119:58
• Jess’s Tree-Hugging Confession: 60:38–62:28
• Man/Vacuum Incident: 62:59–66:31
• Hypnosis & Picky Eaters: 103:23–105:52
• Al Jackson segment (“Rage Booking”): 123:06–138:55

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Closing

This episode encapsulates the fun, sprawling, and unpredictable nature of The BOB & TOM Show: sharp comedy, musical parodies, the oddest news, sentimental stories, listener engagement, and cast moments that oscillate between the heartwarming and the hilarious.

Listener takeaway: Whether you’re interested in why “Bark” is a bad dog name, how to celebrate Valentine’s at White Castle, why parmesan isn’t a great protein hack, or just love quirky American radio comedy, this episode delivers a little something for everyone.

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Excuse me, darling, I hate to interrupt.

[Tom Griswold]

You, but there's something I must tell you. I will sing for you, my dear.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you find yourself in Holland, they'll say to you, how ya mond? In France, they'll say, ferme la Gaul. In Athens, you'll hear skamos In Berlin, it's Helton siede schnauzer. In Jakarta, it's simply Bunkham. Let me translate for you, darling. Shut up, shut up, shut up. Has there ever been a topic on which you don't expire? Has there ever been a moment when your mouth wasn't making a sound? Have you ever had the feeling that you might have said, enough? I am begging you, my darling. Shut up, shut up, shut up. Day or night, it does not matter. You still want to shoot the breeze. When I hear your constant chatter, I'm thinking, someone shoot me, please, Maestro, look, he changed. Now we are in the bedroom. Ah, so comfortably recline. Too bad the only intercourse we're having is the conversational kind. There's just one way to stop you from blabbering so much. Say hello to Mr. Johnson and shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up, Shut up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, America. You've reached the Bob and Tom show coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We have a great show for you today. On the dais, Al Jackson. Comedian Al Jackson will be joining us with his word of the week. Across from me, the lovely Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jeff Oskay sitting at the Silac Insurance news desk. Next to her, the musician in house, he's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm Jeff Hoskay, coming to you from the Prizepex sports desk. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, Captain. Our captain, Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. We heard the Shut up song in its entirety. Yes, good song, because we had a news story yesterday about a guy that wrote. We has the. I guess the Guinness World Record for the most. The most foreign languages in one song.

[Christy Lee]

The most foreign languages. And he's saying I love you in 520 languages or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I couldn't stand to listen long enough to see if he ever got it in English.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if he saved that one for last.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pretty much unintelligible. And I was not aware that there were that many languages.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there's over 7,000. What? 7,000 languages. Speaking. Speaking. Spoken. I can't speak them.

[Pat Godwin]

You spoke a new one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a lot of work.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, I Got new headphones. This sounds weird. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Testing, testing. Everybody move their lips and don't say anything.

[Christy Lee]

That old trick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that song I've got. You want to hear a little taste of it? This is the world record song with I love you in all these different languages. And here it is. You think you'd get right to it. Rather than a few bars, let's just skip ahead via the Stairway to Heaven intro. Here we go. I. I can't understand any of it.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if there's a video where it scrolls across the bottom and tells you what language it is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, maybe. It'd have to be quick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. It's pretty much just a bunch of.

[Pat Godwin]

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's got the record, ladies and gentlemen. At least the song. Shut up. We limit it to, I don't know, 8, 10, whatever it is. Boon Calm, I believe was one of them. I forget what language that was. I wrote that so long ago. Coming. We have Sporting news. Of course we have. We do have a world record today. We have a interesting recall. Recall in the news. We have a vacuum cleaner update that is just so weird. A three flipper turtle in the news. They're supposed to have four.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, normally, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Does he just swim in circles?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the question. They're. They're actually going to try to find out. They. He's been through rehab. We have butts in the news and a lot of other interesting things going on. I should point out both Josh and Chick are out. Yeah. Again today. And I'm not sure when Chick, I think, is coming back on Monday or Tuesday. I'm not sure about Josh. He's got some. Some bug of some sort. And so we'll hope that he starts. Starts feeling better. I do have a letter noting that Josh is not here. And it's a very thoughtful letter from Daryl, who is a truck driver in. In a place called Paxico. You familiar with this?

[Christy Lee]

Noxico. What state?

[Tom Griswold]

Kansas. Oh, I'm familiar, of course, with Mexico. I've heard of.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, most of us have heard of Mexico.

[Tom Griswold]

They used to have a gulf. They recently lost it. And I'm familiar with Texaco. Yes, the oil company. They used to have a great jingle.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if you can trust.

[Tom Griswold]

Your car to the man who wears the star, the big, bright Texas that I'm familiar with Texaco. Tom Sniva.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The great race car driver who won the 1983 Indianapolis 500. Friend of the show. A guy that Once drove me and drove me to an event.

[Christy Lee]

I was there quickly, didn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, real nice guy. But I was not familiar with Paxico, Kansas. Oh, me neither. He goes. Good morning, legends of the airwaves. So, apparently, once again, we're getting somebody else's mail with Josh. Homesick. I bet Tom is miserable without someone to fat, shame and bully.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're definitely thrown off, that's for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes. I am a fatty, fat, fat four eyes. I am volunteering to be the subject of Tom's muse until Josh returns. Give me your best shot, Mr. Ass Bag.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thanks, Darryl. I appreciate it. I. If anything comes up today, I'll blame it on Darryl. Yeah, we can just go right after Darryl, But I'm sure he's out there driving a truck, doing a good job for us. Thank you. He's at the food Bar. He'll probably smash your car. He's Daryl from Paxico, man.

[Christy Lee]

Right off the top.

[Tom Griswold]

Give that some thought. Now, we also have a lot of dog letters today because of the story yesterday about dog names.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Do you want to read a little of that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is. It was kind of interesting that pet.

[Christy Lee]

Names that are disappearing and the most popular names now, it seems like all pets are named after people, but as.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Ace pointed out, most of the ones in the top 10 seem to be female dog names.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, so maybe the. Maybe the survey is skewed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Toward lady dogs.

[Christy Lee]

And these people are people that have half pet insurance. So it's not just the general population.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So that, I think, skews it.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably fewer pit bulls, I'm guessing if they. They people with pit bulls have insurance.

[Jeff Oskay]

I hate pet insurance.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like pet insurance?

[Jeff Oskay]

No. You used to be able to go to the vet for a normal price, and then all of a sudden you start seeing those brochures for pet insurance. And now all of a sudden it costs twice as much to take your. Your dog to the vet. I'm blaming the insurance.

[Christy Lee]

He's not wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm getting the insurance after what happened to me a couple of years ago, I should say happened to one of my dogs. Do you have that list, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Using policy data from 2025, the pet insurance company, Pet Jevity, found the top 10 dog names were number 10, Milo, number 9, Rosie, number 8, Ruby, number 7, Teddy, number 6, Daisy, number 5, Lola, number 4, Willow, number 3, Poppy, number 2, Bella, and number 1, Luna.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I think those are the only one that is like Teddy could go either Way Right. But Milo is probably a boy dog with the other nine tend to be lady lady dog names.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then interestingly enough, Luna is also the number one cat name and Bella.

[Christy Lee]

Number two cat name.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I missing something? Is Luna from some soap opera?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know, from Twilight?

[Christy Lee]

Nah, Bella's from Luna. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. That seems odd.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think it's a soap opera. Nobody's watching those.

[Tom Griswold]

It is weird that Daisy and popular there. Those are the names of my niece.

[Christy Lee]

I know. That's so funny. So the one dog named Rover and one named Lassie insured with the company. Now those are real dog names.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I think Rovers kind of someone would do that in sort of an ironic manner.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be funnier to name a snake like Fido, don't you think? Yeah, I mean, I.

[Christy Lee]

People would like to see vintage pet names come back. 30% would love to see Rex make a comeback for dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

What's not gonna make a comeback is probably Marley.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or Old Yeller.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Was just a little bit too sad.

[Christy Lee]

25 want to see the return of Duke. 30% keen to see more cats called Tigger. And 25 miss the formularly formerly popular Smokey. I think that's for a cat because.

[Tom Griswold]

I know I think are a little awkward. Yeah, just walk right by that. My, my teen girls want Rover. Range Rover. Oh, when they turn 16. Yeah, won't be happening, girls. Well, but remember, you've got to call the name out when you name a dog. When the dog gets out, you've got to chase it around the neighborhood yelling the name. We have several letters from people that learned that the hard way coming up. I'm looking forward to getting to all of these. Now we have some important business to get to right now. And that is the business of Valentine's Day. Not very far off now.

[Christy Lee]

Two weeks from tomorrow or two weeks from Saturday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

So it's again, it's Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's on a Saturday.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've said 50 times. You may want to. If you're doing the the old fashioned dinner at a nice restaurant, you might want to get those reservations today. Is White Castle still doing the Valentine's Day?

[Christy Lee]

I'll look into that.

[Pat Godwin]

I think they do it every year.

[Christy Lee]

I think so too.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder how many people doordash on Valentine's Day just do a little thing at their house.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I think it's quite popular. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then what do they do with the kids?

[Christy Lee]

Take them to Grandma's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. But the one sure thing is jewelry, of course. And anything from Stephen Singer, Jeweler. Stephen's our good friend, and he was just here last week. Stephen has those brand new sunset roses. What I'm talking about is a rose dipped in gold that lasts forever. The sunset rose. It's called that because of the colors on the petals.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mm.

[Tom Griswold]

Christie's got one right over there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they go from a beautiful orange down to a pink fuchsia into a violet.

[Tom Griswold]

And the leaves on the side, of course, are green.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Like most roses. That would make sense.

[Tom Griswold]

I just noticed that I'm.

[Christy Lee]

I don't just notice that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just showing you how it's a dark green. Yeah, I'm just trying to help people visualize. It's a 24 karat gold dip rose. They start at $69. They're guaranteed to last a lifetime. Stephen Singer is also famous for something that definitely will last a lifetime. And then some diamond, real diamonds. He's got the beautiful At Last bracelet. The atlas necklace is out there as well. And earrings At Last earring. It's all there. Check the inventory at I hate stevensinger.com. and also, I was talking to him about this, and he said with all this cold weather, due to nobody's particular fault, stuff has slowed down in the world of shipping. And I want to say a special hello to all the men and women out there toting stuff around. I had a guy come to my house late last night delivering us a couple of things. I felt kind of bad because it was pretty dumb stuff. Yeah, it was zipper lubricant and. And eye vitamins. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

That sounds like it should be on heated rivalry.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Christy, our buddies at the shoe repair place.

[Pat Godwin]

Down fast.

[Tom Griswold]

You know Dustin, the. Our buddies at the shoe repair place.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They were telling me I took a pair of these. Kelly. Some elaborate, ridiculous set of boots that she has that I'm sure. In any event, they were saying. Yeah, these things, they see them all the time and they jam. And so they say you put zipper. I didn't even know this existed. Zipper lubricant on them. So.

[Christy Lee]

So dirty.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it does sound dirty, doesn't it? I'm sorry. It's not for accessing, you know, the monster. It's.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's for your.

[Tom Griswold]

It's for boots and for. Actually, it says in the little container. It's also for scuba gear.

[Christy Lee]

Scuba.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what do they call it? Yeah, wetsuits stuff.

[Christy Lee]

In any event, we got off track. We're talking about Stephen Singer.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he's so selfish. He just wants me to talk about him all the time. I'm gonna talk about me. Sorry, Stephen. What I was talking about was, I was gonna say a special thank you to all the men and women out there driving around in all kinds of places in the USA where there's bad driving and it's freezing cold. And by the way, my one guy always still wears shorts. You got it. When it's below zero, you got shorts on. You are the man.

[Christy Lee]

Don't say that because.

[Pat Godwin]

So I guess my son is the man.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, yeah. All teen boys are the man. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or just a lunatic teenager. I hate stevenciggeret.com free shipping. Are you kidding me? That's true. Get the details and peruse the inventory. Do it today because there's a little bit of a slowdown in the world of shipping. You've still got a couple weeks, but I'd get that done today. I hate stevensinger.com Coming up, what not to name your dog. And you'll find out why as people are running around the neighborhood trying to get their dog organized. Plus, we have a pen pal story that's kind of sweet. We have two interesting snake stories in the news and a guy that has a foot and a half let mama. Because he. Because. Because he cut. He cut one of them off on purpose. We'll tell you why. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Check engine ABS or maintenance light on. Take the guesswork out of your warning lights with O'Reilly Veriscan. The service is free and provides a report with solutions verified by ASE certified Master Technicians. And if you need help, we could recommend a shop for you. Ask for O'Reilly Veriscan today. Auto parts.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, friends. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Here in the studio we have Ms. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

The man, the guitar, the legend, Mr. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm Jeff Oskay. There we have Mr. Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

And there he is, the master of mayhem, Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I'm just trying to. I'm titling this tour here, the two Jeffs Tour. I think I'll call it the Two Jeffs. Yeah, because it's Jeff Oskay who was just speaking and Jeff bodart.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

February 14th at the Castle Finn Winery.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Valentine's Day with the Jeffs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Dinner and a show.

[Jess Hooker]

Whoa.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is in Marshall, Illinois.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that'll be fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, it's a lot of fun. I've played. I've been there a few times. Always have a great crowd. But tickets are going quick, so get your tickets. It's on their Facebook page. Is the ticket link.

[Tom Griswold]

The Castle Finn Winery.

[Christy Lee]

Do you know what the menu is?

[Jeff Oskay]

I do not. I'm going to say duck.

[Christy Lee]

Duck.

[Jeff Oskay]

But I'm probably wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you probably wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you pull that out of your.

[Pat Godwin]

He's made it up, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

People are going to be disappointed. Will be disappointed when they see Bodart.

[Pat Godwin]

But, I mean, but there's duck.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you taking your lady? I'm just.

[Jeff Oskay]

I am not taking my old lady. She asked to have the night free.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Happy Valentine's Day, sweetie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. She goes, can I not go? I was like, that's her Valentine's Day present. Is not having to attend.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, the two Jeffs, the Castle Finn Winery in Marshall, Illinois.

[Christy Lee]

That sounds fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'll be cool. Yeah. Now, we were talking about Valentine's Day and our buddy Steven Singer, and the importance of jewelry, ladies and gentlemen. And the slowdown a little bit in some spots with deliveries because of mother Nature.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty serious. There's still lots of people, especially in Tennessee, that don't have Mississippi.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody see the news story yesterday where they had a guy sitting on. I don't know how to describe it. I guess kind of on the. The helicopters. They land on those bar. What do they call that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, on the runners.

[Tom Griswold]

On the runners of a helicopter. Did you see this? And the guy sort of strapped in, but he's sitting there and he's. And he's. They're hovering above a tower with power lines.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Because he's trying to fix the power line.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know what? That's got to be. If the wind blows or anything. Talk about balls. And what a great pilot to be able to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, they're. They're out there working.

[Christy Lee]

My Uncle Joe is a lineman for many, many years for Pacific Gas and Electric. And it's a. That's a stressful, amazingly hard job.

[Tom Griswold]

But the good news is one of the best. One of the best songs ever written is about that job.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The lineman from Glenn Campbell, Wichita Lineman.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Great tune.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll tell you what.

[Christy Lee]

Uncle Joe's one of the fittest guys I know, too. It's still at 67 or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what he's been carrying around those bowling Ball testicles.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you do me a favor?

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna see him in the summer.

[Tom Griswold]

You promise to do this?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Ask him if he's ever done a mud falcon.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. My Uncle Joe is, like, my hero. And I've loved him because he's only two years older than me. We grew up almost like brother and sister. And I can pretty much guarantee he's never done that because he's, like, not that guy. He's.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a proper man.

[Christy Lee]

Proper man. He was union for a while, so he.

[Tom Griswold]

So he'd have to climb all the way down to the ground to drop one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. He would be that guy. But I'll ask.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm thinking. I mean, nature calls.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're 300ft up, and you don't have a half an hour to climb down. You just let it rip.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. You're out in the middle of nowhere. The way he is around you and the way he is on the job are probably a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'll find out for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Because he's retired now, so I'm sure he would tell me.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's a time for listener letters.

[Christy Lee]

Listener letters.

[Tom Griswold]

They're brought to you by. Oh, I love this thing. My sleep number bed. I just got out of mine a few minutes ago. It seems like sleep number enjoy personalized comfort for better sleep night after night. And now it's the Buy More, Save More event. Save on sleep number beds, bases, pillows, and more. Where do you find them? Only at your sleep number store [e-mail]. now, Christy, you got a letter over there.

[Christy Lee]

I do. Good morning, Bob and Tom. I hope you guys are staying warm. I just was listening to the show, as I do every morning, and you were talking about White Castle. Do they still have Valentine's Day? They do. My wife is a. A general manager at White Castle, and they buy. You have to have reservations, though, I believe. And they are serving from four to nine at over 300 White Castle locations, so check yours. Try to make a reservation. They've been doing it for 35 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Sit down.

[Christy Lee]

Sit down. Jeff has experienced this.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, we did it a few years with the kids. They. They get out nice checkered tablecloths. There's roses on every table. They decorate the entire restaurant. You have a server that comes to your table and delivers your food.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. The kids love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Christy Lee]

Now, I do have a song about this.

[Pat Godwin]

I think I might. What if I remember the chord changes? Yeah, we. This is going back a Ways. But yeah. Valentine's Day at White Castle is back again. Onion breath kisses from your cheapskate boyfriend. Romance and sliders. Bright lights. And your man. How you'll treasure those memories. Valentine's on the can. And I love you. Yes, I love you. That's really high for this time of the morning. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to drop that down. Drop that down a couple steps.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's always been there. You made it very early.

[Christy Lee]

Now I want White Castle.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the original key?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, sir.

[Al Jackson]

Wow, those.

[Tom Griswold]

Those guys are good. Our apologies to the Moody Blues and may one of them rest in peace.

[Christy Lee]

I think it'd be kind of fun. I think that would be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I think it's cool. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I really do love White Castles.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's one of those things. It's. You could make up for the fact that it's not a super fancy dinner with a nice fancy present.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you don't even need fancy presents. It's just a fun thing to do.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a unique experience.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Unique experience. Thank you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I'm just saying, why don't you try that this year? Do you want me to make a reservation for you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a great idea. You're going to the Football and White House. We'll probably just stay home and make something ourselves and.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you got the girls. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They got stuff to do.

[Christy Lee]

And I have a heart shaped pan. Do you want to borrow it? You can make brownies in it. That's why I always.

[Tom Griswold]

I have one of those. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Kids love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we've been talking about dog names because we had the top 10 dog names and top 10 cat names. And interestingly enough, they were almost all female names. And Ace pointed that out. And I think it may be because the survey was taken among thousands of people who have pet insurance.

[Christy Lee]

So you think more women have pet insurance?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if that skewed the results. I think it does, but we were talking about just various dog names and our dogs names, etc. I got this nice letter. Hey, folks, you were talking about classic dog names. Got me thinking. I. As a child, my parents had a dog named Whiskey and later a dog named Brandy. These classic names are. Were my parents alcoholics?

[Christy Lee]

I had a dog named Kahlua, so I can relate.

[Pat Godwin]

My mom had Martini and Bailey.

[Christy Lee]

I had Kalua.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm not kidding. Martini and Bailey.

[Christy Lee]

I love that.

[Pat Godwin]

Not when you yell it out in the neighborhood every day.

[Christy Lee]

I got one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

I Had a guinea pig, and my dad's friend, Mr. Mosher, named him Gilby, which I later found out was after the gin. Gilby's gin.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what that is, but I like the name Gilby. I think it's.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Gilby was a cool name.

[Christy Lee]

It's a very cool name.

[Tom Griswold]

My dog Duffy got a hold of Gilby and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, not that story again.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Sometimes the true stories are the true ones.

[Christy Lee]

Here's. Here's a letter from Kristen, and she's done something I've always wanted to do. Adopted a greyhound. His racing name? Priest. Actually, it's called. It's a priest. He had a white collar, so we just simply called him Priest. Problem is there's a Catholic church a block from our house, and when he would run off, we'd be out calling Priest. Priest.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, if a greyhound gets out. Yeah, that's a tough catch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I just saw a beautiful one the other day.

[Christy Lee]

I've always wanted to adopt a greyhound.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You want to keep them on the leash?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This. These get worse, and it's pretty much the same thing. Dear Bob and Tom Show, Once again, sorry to bother you at work. I was dating my now wife. We were walking together with a beautiful white Labrador retriever. We were in a less than desirable part of town. This comes into play.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple sentences away, the dog got loose. My wife started yelling the dog's name to get it back.

[Christy Lee]

Can I guess?

[Tom Griswold]

The problem was the dog's name was Whitey, named after St. Louis Cardinals manager Whitey Herzog. Recall, I have a dog named after the former Colts manager, Tony Dungy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Big admirer of. So we were yelling through the aforementioned neighborhood. You can put anything you want together there, yelling Whitey. At the top of our lungs. P.S. i married her anyway. Thank you, Steve. We. We certainly appreciate that. Oh, by the way, in our previous letter, I forgot the PS on this one.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm taking New England chick straight ahead. Win. Oh, from Sean, by the way. Thank you. Sean in Lunenburg, anyone?

[Christy Lee]

London?

[Pat Godwin]

No idea.

[Tom Griswold]

L U N E N B U R G. I don't know where that is. I never heard of it. We have another one here. Talk about bad pet names. I had a cat named Stir Fry. She would get out. I'd be walking through my neighborhood calling out, stir Fry, Stir Fry. But here we go. This one is even better. Hey, guys, this is David from Northern California. You were talking about dog names. We had a beautiful yellow lab puppy. We told our little girl Katie, who was 4 at the time, she could name the dog. You can name the dog anything you want. She named the dog Bark. When Bark would get out and run away, we'd be running through the neighborhood going, bark, Bark. That's.

[Christy Lee]

I kind of like that.

[Tom Griswold]

But again, when you. It's a great name for a dog, but you have to think ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was reminded of this yesterday. My first dog I was allowed to name. And when I was in first grade, I got a dog, and they're like, what do you want to name it? And I named it Peter. I don't know why I named it Peter. That's just the dog name that I picked.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Peter ended up, I was told, ran away. I found out later on, sitting at a Chili's eating riblets with my dad, that I was like, oh, I always felt horrible that Peter ran away. He goes, oh, that dog didn't run away. He goes, I took it out to the country and dumped it. I got tired of standing on the front porch yelling for Peter.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was like, are you serious? You dumped it? He goes, I mean, I opened the door and I didn't toss it, but, yeah, I dumped it out in the country because I didn't want to stand on our porch and yell for Peter around all the other men.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. Your dad's still with us, isn't he?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time for a rock revenge. That's. That's awful.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I've gotten the revenge. I. I had the nose piercings and the ear.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right. Yeah. Did you show them the tattoos?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

My very first dog as a little kid, I think I was about four, was a boxer. We called her Tammy. She was the sweetest dog. I wonder whatever happened to Tammy. We moved out to the country, so maybe she.

[Pat Godwin]

She met. She met Peter and.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then lived happily ever after.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the thing. I think that one of the things you have to do in a case like that is you got to go through your head and go, best case scenario. Yeah. Peter had a great life.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody found him, lived on a farm with one of my Afghan hounds, ran away, and I never found him. And about 10 years later, I ran into a gal. We were talking about dogs. My parents found a black Afghan hound once, and I went, that was my. I mean, how many black Afghan hounds?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's crazy.

[Christy Lee]

So it had to be mine, right? And you ended up having a wonderful life.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever meet anybody that has one of your old Cars. No, Yeah, I, I that.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't give them.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. I mean, like, five people down.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

I met someone that had one of my old guitars. No. No kidding. Pawn shop in Ohio, just two weeks ago.

[Jeff Oskay]

He came up. It was like, I bought your guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

No, he brought the guitar in to show me.

[Christy Lee]

Did he ask you to sign it?

[Pat Godwin]

No, he did not. I'm not kidding. The L Show, the L show that.

[Tom Griswold]

We were at, was it a good one?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was a good one.

[Christy Lee]

You offer to buy it back?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no. I, I, I was mortified. It was a seagull guitar. I loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was, I was, I was interviewing this lady for. I forget what it was for. And she goes, oh, it's a school thing. And she goes, by the way, I think I might have your old car. It was a, it was a Volvo. I was gonna say most box, Boxy Volvo sedan that I'd gotten rid of to get a station wagon when I had kids. And it was, and she had 250,000 miles on. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say, because you usually give your cars away to people, to friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it was, yeah, it was, it was pretty funny. I mean, it had been, I don't know, 15 years or more, but it'd gone through several people. Kind of funny. Now, if you have, by the way, if you have the dog Peter, or. What was your Afghan's name?

[Christy Lee]

My African Moon. No, his name was Moonraker. I did not name that dog. Yeah, after the James Bond film.

[Pat Godwin]

That's worse than Dungy.

[Christy Lee]

I know, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, you think of the James Bond films. It could have been Octopus.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Imagine yelling that. Yeah. Yeah. You know, there's some idiot with a cat named Octopussy out there.

[Christy Lee]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, by the way, if you want to travel with Christy Lee, guess what she's doing.

[Christy Lee]

Guess what I'm doing. I'm going to Italy. That's right. Join me September 23rd. We're going to Rome, Florence, Venice, and Umbria. And Tuscany.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to find the music.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, it is going to be a beautiful trip. So we fly into Rome, get to see the Vatican Museum, do a couple days in Rome, and then work our way north all the way up to Lake Cuomo. And I have never been there. I'm very excited. And then fly out of Milan. Are you, Are you flying wine?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you flying through Heathrow?

[Christy Lee]

I don't believe so. I think it's a direct flight to Rome.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he found the English music, but.

[Christy Lee]

Not the Italian first Thing he said to me this morning is I got your Italian music.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, I thought I had it.

[Christy Lee]

He goes, I really want to sell this trip out for you. I go, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's I think you should fly through Mexico City. A friend of mine used to smuggle stance into Cuba. He'd fly into Mexico.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh. We are going to have a great time with Colette Travel and they make it so easy. They handle everything, flights, meals, hotels, all the local experiences. The guides are great.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so sorry we had to land in Paris on our way to Italy.

[Christy Lee]

You are gonna have such a great time. All Bob and Tom fans join me. Don't miss your chance to see Italy with other Bob and Tom listeners. Call Colette 800-581-8942 or visit bobandtom.com trip that's bobandtom.com trippy. Forget the/trip. When you go to bobandom.com there's a banner. Just click on it.

[Tom Griswold]

While you're there you can get married.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you could get married.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess got music for that.

[Pat Godwin]

Music for everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Could have sworn I had told me at the Italian music.

[Christy Lee]

That's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And no matter what sphere of the world you come from, you can have fun in Italy with. That'll be, that'll be great.

[Christy Lee]

It's gonna be a very nice trip. They do a wonderful job.

[Tom Griswold]

We used to make a spaghetti westerns in Italy.

[Pat Godwin]

That is a stretch.

[Al Jackson]

Stretch.

[Tom Griswold]

You, you. You're going to be talking about your trip to Italy again soon on.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I am.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll find the Italian music.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know where it is.

[Tom Griswold]

This. The system of sound effects is far too complicated. We are going to return to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios with more of your letters. You can reach us Bob And Tom and Tom.com we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This of course is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, friends. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio, sitting over at the Silac Insurance Company news desk is Ms. Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Jeff Oskay]

Next to her, Mr. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're on the ones and twos. Just to make Tom mad, we got Mr. Ace Cosby. I'm Jeff Oskay at the Prize Pick Sports desk. And there he is, the Sultan of Satisfaction, Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are they called ones and twos again?

[Jeff Oskay]

Because there's two turntables.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, turntables and a microphone.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's where it's at.

[Christy Lee]

I, I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Okay, so do I. I've never heard that. Oh, you'd love it.

[Jeff Oskay]

You never heard Beck or a Liar?

[Jess Hooker]

You? Come on.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have to have heard that was the most popular song of that year.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it again?

[Pat Godwin]

Where it's at by turntables on a microphone.

[Tom Griswold]

Never heard it. I was busy raising children. Now, Pat, we have a, we have an instant request I have not told you about yet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I will just give you a hint and you can dig it up. It involves a name that I only associate with a horse track in Florida. Beautiful name, Hialeah. And we have had some news stories of late. The most recent one was a guy in the Keys. Fisherman, I guess, was out there and he stumbled upon some flotsam. Perhaps it was jetsam. I'm not sure if it was thrown off the boat or if the boat sank. Whatever it was, it was giant bales of cocaine. And he ended up deciding to cash in and sell one. But the guy he sold it to was an undercover cop.

[Christy Lee]

Oops.

[Tom Griswold]

And, yeah, he's in big trouble. But we had Hialeah in the news. Do you remember the story?

[Pat Godwin]

I do, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this gentleman would like to hear the tribute that you did to Hialeah and famous for the racetrack.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, absolutely. Racetrack, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A bunch of stuff was sort of.

[Pat Godwin]

Just to the right of Miami there.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

It has the ocean there and everything. And it's a common place because in Miami is very populated. Hialeah, not so much. So many sordid things happen in Hialeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Like this cocaine washed upon the shore in Hialeah. Selling it on the streets is a bad idea. Now we're all going to try to guess the rhymes. Okay, let's have fun with. Let's have fun with this. If you find it Call the cops asap. You got it. Cocaine washed up on the shores of Hialeah. I met a girl in Key west named Maria Go. Made love on the beach. Got gonorrhea, Ate a Cuban sandwich, Got diarrhea. Cocaine washed up on the shore and.

[Tom Griswold]

What a beautiful name. Thank you very much for that request. That comes to us from Jack in the great state of Florida. Thank you, Jack. No, his last name is Paige.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jack Page wasn't married to that one.

[Tom Griswold]

You sure?

[Jeff Oskay]

You might check records.

[Christy Lee]

Good morning, Jack. I'm sure he's listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Jack. Woody, now you got a letter over there.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do, I do. This is exciting. Twiggy the water skiing squirrel.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, is making an appearance at the Gears and Grub car show in Rinson or Rincon, Georgia, just outside of Savannah. March 7th. Mark your calendars. This is from Jim in Georgia Car show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Savannah. I'll come down there.

[Tom Griswold]

We're big fans. Big fan of both the water skiing squirrel and of car show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. You get two in one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He also presentation for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a car and boat show or just a car show?

[Jeff Oskay]

It sounds like just a car show. Gears and grub.

[Christy Lee]

Gears and grub.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Some food.

[Christy Lee]

What do you need?

[Tom Griswold]

Wheels, boats, women, a water sea.

[Christy Lee]

Never enough for him, is it? Never enough.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about a news story yesterday. What's it called? Twin Peaks. Yes, the so and they. They restaurant. They use the term, as you said, breastaurant. It's kind of like a Hooters. There's one a couple miles from here that is always packed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I can't understand why the company is going chapter 11. Bankruptcy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't know. Get things straightened out and they won't go away.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This comes to us from Errol. What a great name.

[Christy Lee]

Errol Flynn.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but you never hear that name anymore. Err o l. Errol, he said. Listening. On my way to work, the topic of hooters came up. You asked if there was a male equivalent. I guess you've never heard of a local spot here in Chiloquin, Oregon called Long Schlong Silvers. Very popular with the ladies.

[Pat Godwin]

Captain D's.

[Tom Griswold]

Their number one dish is fish sticks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I bet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Fish sticks. Yeah, Fish sticks. Okay, thank you. Thank you. Errol, What a great name. That'd be a good name for a dog name. It sounds like a swashbuckler.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In like Flynn. We have more letters coming up. We have a lot of interesting things going on in the news. We have, among other things, a bizarre Story involving a vacuum cleaner.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever heard that one of the one things you're never supposed to buy used is a vacuum cleaner?

[Jeff Oskay]

I've heard that. Why is that?

[Christy Lee]

Because people's dirt in there.

[Tom Griswold]

You never know what's in there. Yeah. Could be full of bugs.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, but you got, you don't clean the whole thing out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Shark. Like I do.

[Tom Griswold]

We have hypnotism in the news. Pretty interesting way and a very effective way. Did you ever get hypnotized?

[Jeff Oskay]

I tried to quit smoking with hypnotism. It didn't work.

[Tom Griswold]

It. That does work for some people.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did not for.

[Tom Griswold]

It worked for a friend of mine and I just heard an interview with a famous actress and it worked for her as well.

[Jeff Oskay]

I spent $60 on those CDs.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you didn't go to a person?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I went to the hypnotist and then he sold me that after the show to quit smoking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And my buddy Mark went and he got boom. Work immediately. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. My father in law, he quit smoking that day and never smoked again.

[Tom Griswold]

And but when he went out he goes, this is never going to work. And then he noticed a few days later he still had that one pack of cigarettes. He hadn't lit one.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So it does work for some people. But we have hypnotism in the news in a much different way. Of course. After he got hypnotized, quit smoking, he thought he was a chicken for three weeks.

[Christy Lee]

If you've ever seen that show.

[Tom Griswold]

That never fails to make me howl. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Joining us in the studio at The I hate Steven Singer Desk. Ms. Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Jeffy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi. There's Christy lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mr. Pat Godwin. Hey, Jeff. Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm Jeff Oskay at the Prize Picks Sports desk. And there is our duke of disorder, Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I like that. The Duke of Disorder. Yeah. You know, can we make that a theme? Can you do a different one each?

[Jeff Oskay]

I have a different.

[Pat Godwin]

He's actually been doing that every time. Last time was Sultans of what I'm working over here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sultan of Satisfaction.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard that one. I like that very much. I've got to be the prince or something.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, it's coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. No, that's been taken. Has to be a little. Has to be alliterative. And you're a Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jeff, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

As opposed to. I've never kind of understood the Geo.

[Christy Lee]

I have a cousin that's a Geoff.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there. Is there some distinction? Does that mean. Of a different heritage?

[Jeff Oskay]

I think it's German.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's a. It's always a soft G. It's not Gif.

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I always wanted to be the Geo. Like that. Same cooler.

[Jess Hooker]

I know a Gerald. He says it Gerald instead of Gerald.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we had this thing. I was interviewed. I was interviewed by a guy named Gary Dick. And the interview, I think we put a link to it. And he's a distinguished journalist, unlike yours truly, but he spells it G, E, R, R, Y. And I asked him, growing up with your name spelled G, E, R, why did they always call you Jerry? And he goes, my last name is Dick. They. They didn't bother me with the Gary Jerry part. They were too busy mocking the. Forgive me, Gary. Not nice. Nice job. The reason I ask, because there's a show coming up at the Castle Finn Winery, which is in Marshall, Illinois, and it's going to be the two Jeffs.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

The same way.

[Tom Griswold]

That was my question. Does Jeff Bodart. Is he a Jeff? So you've got. They got the two Jeffs. And then. Well, speaking of that sort of thing, that's going to be on Valentine's Day evening, which is February 14th this year. It's a Saturday. It's my understanding that Willie G, son number two of yours truly, and Patty G. Are going to be at Pat Coslid's famous outlet in Evansville, Simplicity Furniture. One of the. That's one of, like, the biggest shows of the year.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's huge.

[Christy Lee]

Valentine's Day annual Thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, huge.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have dinner, too?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't. Well, Pat, thanks for bringing that up.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat never eats before shows.

[Pat Godwin]

I do not.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

It makes me.

[Tom Griswold]

He walks around.

[Christy Lee]

He's nervous as a.

[Tom Griswold]

You think he'd never done it before?

[Pat Godwin]

I put cabbage in my shoes. You know why? Because it makes me feel funny.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks, Paul.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow. You can hear more of that.

[Tom Griswold]

There goes that gig. Lost 20 people while I'm at it. Since we're doing a little plug session here, what is today? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Today's Thursday, isn't it? That means Haywood Banks is at the Funny Bone in Cincinnati. Coming up tonight only. And then tomorrow. Tomorrow and Saturday, it's Jamie Lissow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

In Cincinnati at the front. He's good. Those are. Those are great shows tonight with Haywood and with Jamie coming up this weekend. So that's some. That's some cool stuff on the way. Well, and again, I'll continue the run here tonight, Janesville, Wisconsin, at the Comedy Cabinets. Our good friend, Kostaki Economopoulos. He'll make fun of your favorite football team for you by request. And then, let's see, Friday, he's at the Riverside Casino in Riverside, Iowa. Then Quincy, Illinois, coming up in the 31st at the ONE event venue. So those are some of the shows out there happening in the next few days and the next couple of weeks. Let's move over there. Are we done with our letter segment?

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You guys were talking about binge watching the other night. Last night I binge watched all six episodes of the new Bert Kreischer show on Netflix called Freebird. Has anybody watched any of that? Yeah, yeah, he said it was really good. I highly recommend it. You guys rock. Okay, thank you, Kyle. Kyle Goodpasture from Illinois.

[Tom Griswold]

Good pasture.

[Christy Lee]

That's his last name. Good Pasture.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's nice. See?

[Christy Lee]

Amish, I don't know. Why don't you ask?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, if he's emailing, I'm guessing no.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe he's elapsed. He's lapsed.

[Christy Lee]

And watching Bert Kreischer, so I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Well, yeah, There's a sinner.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, I took it on the chin, so to speak, and watched Heated Rivalry. Last night I binge watched two or three episodes.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the. This is the two gay guys that.

[Christy Lee]

Are hockey players on hbo. And I gotta tell you, I can see why it's so popular. You really. You really get sucked in.

[Tom Griswold]

So far, it's two gay guys. You said you took it on the chin and you got sucked in. Okay, I get it. I see what's going on.

[Christy Lee]

Mean that. I mean, it just, it's. It's. You really. You really start liking the characters. And I can see why women like it because one of the gentlemen has never been with a man before and he. And he's very. He falls for the Russian guy who's kind of a jerk instead of. I'm not saying that.

[Tom Griswold]

Gay commies.

[Christy Lee]

He's a Russian who plays hockey and he's not very nice to this kid and, you know, doesn't. You know, they have an affair, a hookup, and then they don't. He doesn't text for six months. Ghosted him. Yeah. It's so you get. Emotionally.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a gay ghost.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not a ghost. No, I totally. I need to go downstairs. I was gonna watch it on the computer by myself, but it's hot. I mean, it's. You don't see any peen, but you do see a lot of bare butts. And you know, these guys are very. You know, it's not. I really went into it thinking I was gonna hate it and I really liked it, I have to admit.

[Tom Griswold]

It's written by a woman, right?

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's written. It's based on novels that were written by a woman. And then there's a man who's, you know, done the screenplay and the directing. But it's. I gotta tell you, you almost. Because he's kind of a feminine Persona and so you kind of think of it more as a guy. It's. I don't know, it's just more of a relationship rather than what it. It's two guys.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

It's hot. I mean, I gotta tell you, I was impressed.

[Jess Hooker]

I asked my husband if he'd heard of it and he said no. And so I'm thinking about queuing it up and not saying anything.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Not letting them know what it's about.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Once again, I honestly could not watch that with, with anybody. I mean, my girls were watching it. They were like, you need to watch this with me. There's no way I could sit in the room with my two 20 year old daughters, 20 somethings, watching guys do it. I couldn't. It would be like. No.

[Pat Godwin]

What's the first hookup? The locker room.

[Christy Lee]

The. The first hookup.

[Pat Godwin]

The first time they get together, they.

[Christy Lee]

They look at each other in the shower. That's kind of how the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's episode one called Butt Puck.

[Christy Lee]

No, they don't start there. They don't start there. The kid's never been with a man before.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of high dicking.

[Christy Lee]

Work up to that.

[Pat Godwin]

They make out first.

[Jeff Oskay]

They have a little.

[Christy Lee]

They make out. They do a little oral pleasure.

[Tom Griswold]

Icing the butt. A first timer. Sorry, I can't take it serious.

[Pat Godwin]

Why? Heated rival rivalry. If it's on the ice.

[Christy Lee]

He did. Because they're hot. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Does the one guy get it in the crease, if you will? I'm running out of hockey terms I know nothing about. Okay, this is my review. Wait a minute. There's no penalty box. I can assure you of that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I can spoil it for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, you're. Don't worry. You're not. You're not. I'm not going to watch. Doesn't matter. Let's. Oh, wait a minute. We got to take a break here, actually.

[Christy Lee]

It's become a real big deal in Russia, even though they have very big anti.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They're gay laws. People are finding a way around that to see the show because it's become so popular. Yeah, it's. It's something. I'm not gonna lie. It's something.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, so the one guy is Russian.

[Christy Lee]

The one guy is Russian and the other kid is. And it's the. You know how they put bad guy, good guy against each other? Yeah. You know, the Russian guy is what you would think his dad's like, you know, a big military general or something and really mean to him. And then this kid, the new, you know, the young kid is sweet and he folds his clothes when he takes them off, and he's just very proper and his parents are very nice and married and rich and it's just they. They know what they're doing.

[Jess Hooker]

Opposites attract.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thanks, Christy. Thanks. Thanks for the review. Now, nice butts. Okay, good. Well, yesterday on a different. No, we had the NHL record for the guy putting on the most hockey sweaters.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

He put on 40 Florida Panthers, hockey jerseys. Whatever you want to call hockey sweaters.

[Christy Lee]

That's what they're called. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

On a boat.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. In Fort Lauderdale.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. To get a. And there's a picture of the guy. He's a more or less normal looking guy. All of a sudden he looks like the Michelin Man. Now we have what coming up? Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have sports coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, we do. We got a super stupid world record and Deion Sanders is doing some stuff at his college.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Some fines.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and Then we've got a rather unusual recall coming up in the world of coffee, of all things. We'll tell you about that. But right now I want to tell you about Niko Sports. You can help me with this, Christie, because I know you already bought one of these, right?

[Christy Lee]

Sure did. I ordered one for my husband, who's obviously a huge IU football fan. He went to all three games, the Rose bowl, the Peach bowl, and then the national championship. And of course, they won. And Niko Sports has put together a commemorative ball. That is really nice. You could own that piece of history. It's the official Indiana University Hoosiers 2025 CFP National Champs Limited edition football, fully licensed, limited edition collectible. It's got the schedule on one side and then it's got the championship on the front. And you can buy an extra case to put it in, which, as Tom pointed out yesterday, it's clear. So you can see the ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You described it yesterday as a box. Hey, what's in the box in the shelf? I don't know. It's. I can't see through it. It's made of wood. It's like Plexiglas or something.

[Christy Lee]

Fully embossed and it's numbered with their certificate of authenticity. And there's only going to be 5,000 of these balls made. So when they're gone, they're gone. It's a real keepsake. To reserve yours, call 800-345-2868. That's 800-345-2868. You can visit them online at Niko sports.com. that's N I K C O sports.com. this really is a very cool collectible for any Hoosier fan.

[Tom Griswold]

We did it last year for Ohio State.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's fun. Once again, it's Niko Nik. So it starts out kind of like Nike. Then they go. Then they go off the trail.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then it becomes co. So it's N I K C o sports dot com. Thank you very much. Coming up, like I said, we got a weird recall. We got a new form of life on earth. It's very exciting.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that exciting?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And we have a really dumb world record. Oh, and a cool Beatles esque story for you, Pat. I think you'll like it. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, we have Ms. Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Pat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Jeff Oskay. And there is the Don Juan of radio, Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

I think Don Juan.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Who was Don Juan anyway?

[Pat Godwin]

How do you get lover?

[Christy Lee]

Like, how do you get that name?

[Pat Godwin]

By loving?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean, was obviously was a great lover.

[Pat Godwin]

Famous swordsman from back in the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, and by swordsman, you mean.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

Was he a fictional character? No, he was a real person.

[Pat Godwin]

Real person? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy is a real person. But we're going over there to the sports desk first because sitting in for Chick Magee today, it's comedian Jeff Oskay at the prize pick sports desk. What have you got?

[Jeff Oskay]

Colorado football coach Deion Sanders plans to issue bigger fines for players who break team rules. I'm going to have you guys being late to practice cost. Do you want to.

[Christy Lee]

Being late to practice for college players?

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Thousand bucks.

[Jeff Oskay]

$500 while missing the entire practice. $2,500.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Per offense. Other penalties include $2,000 for missing meetings and $5,000 for social media misconduct.

[Tom Griswold]

What do they pay you to not go to class?

[Christy Lee]

They're paying them not to go to class. What do you mean?

[Jeff Oskay]

Sanders also banned profanity outside meetings and wearing gear from former teams.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What band Profanity?

[Christy Lee]

How do you do that?

[Jeff Oskay]

I guess you can't cuss on the field. No cussing in meetings is okay, though.

[Jess Hooker]

So they make that much money?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're all driving Rolls Royces.

[Christy Lee]

One of the linemen gave Fernando Mendoza a fifty thousand dollar watch.

[Jess Hooker]

No way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't know that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

They make him money.

[Christy Lee]

They're making millions.

[Jess Hooker]

That's wild.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's ridiculous.

[Jess Hooker]

And these kids aren't coming to practice and they're making all that money.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you're making all that money?

[Jeff Oskay]

And New England Patriots team owner Robert Kraft is shocked that Bill Belichick won't be. Wasn't selected for the Pro Football hall of Fame. In a statement to the Associated Press, he believed. He said he believes his accomplishments merit election to the hall on his first ballot. Tom Brady, also, who played under Belichick and won six super bowl titles together, called the decision completely ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

It's because you got people voting that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's because of the cheating scandals, the deflate gate and the video thing. And so.

[Jess Hooker]

But you have to retire to be in the hall of Fame.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's a whole. Remember the. There was one funny thing that Philip Rivers when he made his comeback.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Now.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it was a double edged sword. On the one hand, he can't be voted into the hall of Fame for five more years, but he also gets NFL retired health insurance for five more years or something. Something like that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a pretty good deal. Yeah. Yeah, he's got. He's got all those kids. That's a lot of health insurance money.

[Christy Lee]

Imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, this was a. I forget, what is it, 50, 60 people vote on the hall of Fame.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it says.

[Tom Griswold]

And Robert Kraft is also up for it.

[Jeff Oskay]

You need 40 votes from the 50 person panel.

[Christy Lee]

So Robert Kraft will get in after his little shenanigans.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that fellating off field is okay.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it was just handy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, just. Oh, no wonder he's in there if it was just handy. I thought it was a Florida Suck a thon. I didn't realize what's a Florida. Yeah. The dignity of my tickets. The dignity of Mr. Where's that held at?

[Jess Hooker]

Is that a festival?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Want to attend that?

[Tom Griswold]

I think every county in Florida is a suckathon.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wait a minute.

[Jeff Oskay]

In my experience and stupid world record. A Kenyan environmental activist broke the Guinness world record by keeping her arms wrapped around the trunk of a tree for 72 consecutive hours.

[Tom Griswold]

He's pretty good looking.

[Christy Lee]

What's that got to do with.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it explains. It explains why the. The tree had a woody.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Seriously. No, sit down. Come on. Stop it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Trumpina. Is that how you say her Name? Trumpina Mathoney, 22, earned the title for the longest marathon hugging a tree when she surpassed the previous record of female, 50 hours, 2 minutes and 28 seconds set by a Frederick Bokey of Ghana.

[Christy Lee]

How big was the tree? Does it say?

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, not say.

[Tom Griswold]

There she is. Oh, that's so stupid.

[Jess Hooker]

I went. No, I went through a tree hugging phase.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Where they're like, yeah, you'll get energy from it and you'll feel calmer and all those things.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you serious?

[Jess Hooker]

Hell yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Feel calmer.

[Jess Hooker]

Dude, I was nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. How long did you. How long did you snuggle off my meds for? A long time. How long did you snuggle with a tree for?

[Jess Hooker]

For like a minute. Like I would just stand there and I thought you were really. I thought it was gonna do something. People say that. Like when people say touch grass now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Like that's a thing.

[Christy Lee]

Grounding.

[Jess Hooker]

Grounding. So I thought, I'll hug this tree.

[Tom Griswold]

You could just. If you want, you can just sort of stand there. Maybe Smoke a couple cigarettes, look around, enjoy life.

[Jess Hooker]

That probably would have been a lot more healthy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but hugging the tree, I was.

[Jeff Oskay]

That front yard or backyard behavior, my.

[Jess Hooker]

Husband made me go to the backyard for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You married and you did this? Yeah. I thought you're a little kid, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Don'T want the neighbors going, hey, look, the loony lady, Jess is hugging the tree again.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Mr. Hooker is your neighbor. Your wife's in the back again hugging a tree.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'll tell you what, I did it, but it made me feel like a SAP. That is weird. I'd be concerned about bugs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, bugs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And by the way, I want to go on record as saying, for those of you that have seen the wizard of Oz when I was a kid, yes, the trees, that's the thing that scared me more than anything.

[Christy Lee]

I throw those apples at you, that's pretty terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

When they started moving and then when.

[Christy Lee]

They started that fad where people were putting those faces on, there's.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's one right down the road from where we are. Every time I come up Fall Creek. It's so creepy with you.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care for that.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, so what was the point of this tree hugging?

[Jeff Oskay]

Is this some save the world was she does environmentalist.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, how long was it? I'm sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

72 consecutive hours.

[Tom Griswold]

And how old is she?

[Jeff Oskay]

She is 22.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a miracle that she wasn't on her phone for 22 year old. Not on her phone for 72 hours. Yeah, that's the world record.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

When you were hugging a tree, did your husband say what fur.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Pat.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys got a lot of these.

[Tom Griswold]

Do pine for your husband anymore? Anybody? Anybody?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, they'll keep coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now what else have we got over. Is that the end? That's our sports game.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. You're talking about Florida. Authorities in Florida arrested a man they say engaged in a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And I saw this story and the picture of this guy, this guy looks kind of like a middle aged movie star.

[Christy Lee]

Deputies were called out and I was.

[Tom Griswold]

Expecting the guy to be super creepy looking and he just. He looks like a very handsome man.

[Christy Lee]

Deputies were called out to the Windsor Hills resort in Kissimmee where witnesses provided statements and a cell phone recording showing a partially clothed man engaging in lewd behavior with the appliance. An investigation identified 51 year old suspect who's believed to have committed several other instances of indecent exposure at the property.

[Tom Griswold]

With a vacuum cleaner.

[Christy Lee]

He was arrested at his Home in. Is it Oviedo? And charged with exposure of sexual organs.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not exact sure what he was doing, but his roombo was walking funny. Look at that guy. Wouldn't you say? Doesn't he look like a retired quarterback or something?

[Christy Lee]

Like a blockhead?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you think so?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Where was he at? Was he at, like, a car wash or.

[Christy Lee]

No, I said he's at a resort. But the Windsor. Yeah, with a. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How does he have access to a vacuum carry?

[Christy Lee]

His vacuum cleaner. He must have one of those canister vacs. I don't know, move around.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, was he. Was it on? Was there.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. What.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you do it if it weren't on?

[Jess Hooker]

I guess he rated. He could have rated the men. The maid's closet.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it's the. I would think the sucking part of the vacuum is what?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think that would hurt, right?

[Christy Lee]

No, I think it's, that's, it's the.

[Jess Hooker]

Tongue part that people like. I don't think. I don't know if it's the sucking.

[Tom Griswold]

All I know is when this guy goes to jail, his cellmate's gonna call him Hoover.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Has a slightly different meaning there, but.

[Jeff Oskay]

I would think the nozzle. Nozzle wouldn't be. That's why I thought he would be at, like, a car wash. One where they have the bigger nozzle that you can get your. Yeah, I wouldn't think.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe this resort has an outdoor car wash thing. I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, the nozzle doesn't seem big enough.

[Christy Lee]

Well, for some.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm really not gonna pursue. What? The best way is to have intimate relations with a vacuum cleaner. I really don't intend to. Once again, this is like watching that hockey movie. Not gonna happen.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're assessing your Kirby risk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very good.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you ever do the. The hickey thing with the vacuum?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you put the suction part on your neck, and that way people think you made out with a guy and.

[Christy Lee]

You got a hickey. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Christy Lee]

That's a junior high thing.

[Tom Griswold]

So wait a minute. So far you're hugging trees, and now you're giving yourself hookies with a hoover? Yeah. Now I know why you had that. The meds. What is it? Thorazine. Just to calm you down.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, no, that's a. It's a normal girl thing to do, Right?

[Christy Lee]

I, I, I didn't do it, but I've heard of it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I did it. My dad was pissed. He's like who's the guy who gave you that hickey?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, so far, what we've heard about your dad taking your dog and ditching him on you. Oh, did you hear about that?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I. I did know that story.

[Tom Griswold]

That's awful.

[Jess Hooker]

But I've met his dad, and his dad is very nice in person.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

To other people.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, he's great.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet your brother, he's cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, he's great.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

He's been to my house.

[Christy Lee]

He's been to my house, too.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Good guy.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not coming to my house. I said he's cool. But I have standards. We have.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tom likes paying full price for stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now, what else is happening over there? Christy.

[Christy Lee]

A Mississippi appeals court has overturned the firing of a school administrator. A Mr. Toby Price, a former assistant principal, read aloud a children's book to students. The book was entitled I Need a new butt. Mr. Price was fired after reading the book during Read Across America Day. The court ruled there was no evidence that the reading caused unnecessary embarrassment. Judges noted no students were singled out. Similar books were already in the school library, and the board's decision ignored key facts. The case has been sent back to the lower court for further action.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of parent is going to get upset about. It's a kid's book, for God's sake.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can they not read Goodnight Moon now?

[Christy Lee]

Because.

[Tom Griswold]

I have not read. I want a new butt.

[Christy Lee]

I want a new butt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It reminds me. Yeah. Want a new butt and I need it quick with a great big crack and it's three feet thick.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'm glad you said.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad you said.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God. Goodness, my heart.

[Tom Griswold]

Only it needs work. Sorry. I love that song from Huey Lewis.

[Jess Hooker]

You're around parents. You know how weird some of them are.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's a kids book.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the one? There's one called Everybody Poops.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody Poops?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, come on. Kids think butts are funny. What? What? Kids. I think butts are funny.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, we know.

[Pat Godwin]

Sadly, we are very well aware.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's certain parts of Mississippi. They're probably mad because. What was it called? Like, Reading Week or something? Yeah. Yeah. No wonder they were upset. They want to keep the kids as ignorant as possible.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying. Let's. Let's. Let's check out the sats and then get back to me, will you? This guy's a teacher. Give him a break.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

God, he's probably Having some fun. He's probably everyone's favorite teacher. And then there's. Then there's that one parent.

[Christy Lee]

He's the assistant principal, for goodness sake.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Oh, gee.

[Christy Lee]

Geez.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, okay. Administrator I want to do, but he'll.

[Christy Lee]

Get his job back, I hope.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Jess Hooker is. This is a little weird. I'm looking. Jess Hooker is sitting where Josh normally sits.

[Jess Hooker]

I am?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Mr. Osu is sitting where Chick normally is.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace and I are in our normal spots. And then Pat, he's the most.

[Christy Lee]

You're in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Suddenly they kicked out for no reason.

[Christy Lee]

Are you. Are you upset about this? Are you okay? Is it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's just I keep looking and I'm not seeing the.

[Jess Hooker]

No, you. Yeah, yeah, I'm a different person.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Weird. You're this tree hugging weirdo.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it gets weirder, Bud.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that you're. I know that you're currently having some tattoos removed.

[Jess Hooker]

I am, yeah. It's been a long process.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the first tattoo?

[Jess Hooker]

My first tattoo is on my side. It's not one that I'm having removed.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it personal and sentimental or.

[Jess Hooker]

Nah, it's. It's a. It used to be a chickadee. Now it's just a bird. Yeah. So.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well, that's awkward.

[Al Jackson]

As you age.

[Tom Griswold]

As you age, you're aging. It'll turn into a pterodactyl.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not. Yeah, no, it's. It's fine. I'm actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Did you get it from a qualified tattoo artist or was it. I did.

[Jess Hooker]

It's the guy that did my entire.

[Christy Lee]

Donnie.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, no, it's his apprentice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How old were you?

[Jess Hooker]

29.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I did all of my tattoos. I got between the age of 29 and 35.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you draw it yourself or was it.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, it was a picture of the bird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You bring the picture in and say, hey, can you do this?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I'll do that for you. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You could have just carried around in your wallet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, for gosh.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I could have done a lot of things. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the only tattoo for. Let's see. You don't have any tattoos, do you?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeffrey, I know you got a bunch of them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you had some and now you got a big block blotch on your arm.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Cover up. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's the hardest one for me to Remove. That's taking the longest.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The COVID up.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah. So.

[Tom Griswold]

And don't you have some Irish thing on?

[Pat Godwin]

A Celtic knot on my right side. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A Celtic knot. And you already keep that one, right?

[Pat Godwin]

I am, yeah. I would laser off, though, at this point.

[Christy Lee]

You would.

[Jess Hooker]

You want to come with me? You can come with me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's expensive and it looks painful.

[Jess Hooker]

It won't be expensive for you because it's not a whole sleeve. It's just too.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They measure them. That's how they. They charge you. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we had the story recently about.

[Jeff Oskay]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

When the tattoos are removed, the ink actually ends up going out your.

[Christy Lee]

Now you pee it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Urinary tract.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And if there's any toxins in the ink, when they remove it, you can taste like a metallic taste in your mouth. Yeah, yeah, It's. Yeah, it's intense.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, it's. I get. But it's urine. Not. It'd be. I mean, it'd be weird to look down in the toilet and your. Your poop has a barbed wire tattoo.

[Jess Hooker]

That would be weird.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that would be Weir wave or.

[Tom Griswold]

Or. Or some gang sign. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think we've done some good work here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have popler on one of your. Cuz you're such a tree lover.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you? I actually, that's. The COVID up is trees. It covered up a. I was joking. No, it's.

[Christy Lee]

It's real.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, Wait a minute. You had a tree tattooed on your arm?

[Jess Hooker]

I had. It was. It was supposed to look. It was an island at the lake that I grew up on. Right. And like, just over time, it kind of blended and I was like, yeah, let's just cover this up. So.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I. I spent my summers near Beaver Island. That would have been awkward.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That would have been a fun tattoo to get.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just make it look like a triangle. We're coming right back. We've got interesting things coming up in the world of news. Christy, give me the teaser, please.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we've got a guy who really wanted to get into medical school. We'll talk about that. We have hypnotism in the news and Keurig in the news before you put your Keurig cup in.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, you'll find out about that coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel5.com.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, friends. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, across from me, the lovely Miss Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Jess.

[Jeff Oskay]

At the Silac Insurance news desk, we have Ms. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

On guitar, Mr. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm Jeff Oskay from the Prize Pick sports desk. There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

And there he is, The Baron of BS, Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that. Can you. I was. Can you do the God of Gravitas, the next, next play that's coming up? I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds. It sounds important. That's what I. That's what I want.

[Christy Lee]

Sound important?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have to be just to sound like I am. Okay, now that's gotten me through life. Now we have Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

How about the Lord of Laughter? Not gravitas.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no. I want to be taken serious.

[Christy Lee]

Gotten you through life.

[Tom Griswold]

The Captain of crap.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, you're taking all of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. So we're on the same page. Coming up, comedian Al Jackson. Coming up, a little history lesson for you right now at the Silac Insurance news desk. There she is, on her way to Italy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. September 23rd.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you heard about this, Jess?

[Jess Hooker]

No. Where are you going?

[Christy Lee]

We're going to Italy. We're with Colette Travel. It'll be great. Can I go?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can sign up.

[Christy Lee]

Sign up? Well.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, actually, if you're gone, I've got to work.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're flying through Paris.

[Christy Lee]

We are not flying through Paris.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Flying to Rome.

[Tom Griswold]

You're flying through. Through Heathrow.

[Christy Lee]

Flying direct to Rome.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have any through Tokyo.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't have any Italian music.

[Jess Hooker]

Come on. Yes, he does.

[Christy Lee]

He does.

[Tom Griswold]

The truth is they're flying through Mexico City.

[Al Jackson]

Hey.

[Jess Hooker]

The truth is he could be doing all these accents instead.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So we're close. No, There. But Italy, you know what? They made it. Know those Clint Eastwood movies?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what those are called.

[Christy Lee]

No, they're called Spaghetti Westerns. There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

They were all made in Italy. Doesn't that just say the Old West?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The. The Old west, of course. Famous for their big guitars. I. Did we ever find the Italian?

[Christy Lee]

Go to bob and tom.com and find out some more. Jason has it up there, he says.

[Tom Griswold]

Flying to Rome.

[Pat Godwin]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

You're flying or you're skating there.

[Christy Lee]

We're flying into Rome.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a merry go round.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you gonna. Are you gonna sleep in the plane?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I probably will usually fly overnight.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the couples is getting married.

[Christy Lee]

Are we gonna go through every sound effect you have?

[Tom Griswold]

Just trying to find the Italian in music. It must be on a different page. This system is way too complicated for me. Oh, here we go. I didn't know this. This is really cool. You're flying through Honolulu.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be nice right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Then someone goes, hey, it is the other way.

[Christy Lee]

There we go.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know what that was.

[Christy Lee]

Was just Italian.

[Tom Griswold]

That was someone from northern Italy. The bart. The part near Moscow. What page is it on, for God's sake? Oh, here we go. So you're going to Italy, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, thank gosh.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Jeff Oskay]

We finally made it.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, it will not be that difficult with Colette travel. Very easy. They make it very easy. Unlike Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Excuse me. Oh, this is. Oh, this is the promo for that TV show you're watching. What's that show called?

[Christy Lee]

He did Rivalry.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. About the hockey player.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, here it is, Mr. F. That's the last episode.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, she said. Changing the subject, Keurig is recalling over 80,000 K cups over mislabeling. According to the FDA, 80,000, 640 McAfee Premium Roast Decaf Coffee K cups are being recalled because the pods do contain caffeine. Yep.

[Jess Hooker]

Oops.

[Christy Lee]

They were sold exclusively through Amazon. So if you have these. They classified it as a Class 2 recall. A situation in which a product quote may cause temporary or medical reversible adverse health consequences. If you purchase the pods and have already been notified by the retailer of purchase. The recalled products remained at the retailer and have been returned to the company. No, they found them already.

[Jess Hooker]

How?

[Tom Griswold]

They got a bunch of emails 2am from pissed off people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you ever OD'd on caffeine, though?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, never.

[Jess Hooker]

It's the worst feeling.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it's horrible. It's. It's the shakes. It's. You feel like you're gonna vomit.

[Jeff Oskay]

Cramps.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it's horrible.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If I can tell.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, But I'm. We can tell.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm fairly immune at this point. Every once. Every once in a while, I'll do the. I do a lot of decaf, but I'm pleased that I can have cocaine. Cocaine. Sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who needs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Who needs caffeine?

[Christy Lee]

Different mark.

[Pat Godwin]

Cocaine run.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you holding out on this back there?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm pleased there Was a. There was an extended period during which you did a lot of cocaine in. A friend of ours is in, in having this right now. As you know, I ended up having some fairly major heart surgery.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But between the diet, between the diagnosis and the surgery, it was absolutely no caffeine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So not even decaf coffee. Because decaf coffee still has a little bit of. A little bit of caffeine and so does decaf tea. So that was a living hell for me. But I got used to it after a while. The first few weeks, there are a lot of headaches.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of like getting off heroin or cocaine, I think. Same thing. But. So these people are getting their money back, I guess, or.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they've already been notified. If they've, if you've purchased them, then Amazon's reached out to you, so they know, but. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A Pennsylvania woman was shocked to find out that her childhood pen pal happens to be the doctor who delivered her two children.

[Tom Griswold]

This is kind of a sweet story.

[Christy Lee]

A little Hallmark movie, isn't it? Megan Lewis told ABC News she was going through some childhood items at her mom's parents home. She found letters she'd written to a pen pal when she was in elementary school.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's, that's the key to this. She's. She's real little.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the other person is real little.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

She's like a junior, 27.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She, they're both, they're both young ladies.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. When she searched the name of her pen pal online, the 38 year old found a photo of her OBGYN, Dr. Suzanne Pugh. She reached out to Dr. Pugh and shared the revelation. Dr. Pugh told ABC News that she has no recollection of this, but was amazed to see the letters they once sent each other. At the time, Dr. Pugh then Suzanne Kozell was an 11th grader at Westchester East High School and Ms. Lewis was a second grader at Fernhill Elementary. Yeah, they wrote the letters to each other in 1994, 1995.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of a sweet story.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw pictures of the letters and I can't believe this woman became a doctor. Her handwriting is actually legible.

[Jeff Oskay]

So good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. But you can see why they wouldn't. You know, it's just like a one year thing where they were learning.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's like a big sister thing. Our school did that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's a big. There's a big movement right now, I think you told me about this. The letter. The letter writing thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a. Not just pen pals, but there was a. There's a book out there about handwriting.

[Christy Lee]

Every day people are writing letters to each other. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You mentioned this a while back because it's a thing. I forget the name of the book, but it's because people sort of stopped doing that and now it's all, you know, whatever, email.

[Christy Lee]

And it's very special to get something handwritten in the mail. I think still to this day.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I think it's really cool to do. And I do it. I don't do it often enough, but a handwritten. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. I don't do it enough either.

[Jess Hooker]

I love a handwritten check. Mostly from Tom. I like.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he doesn't write checks.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. I can phone in. I know. I haven't written a check in forever.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, the automatic deposit. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, see, that's. That's also. That isn't fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But both Chick and I had the same experience in the early days of our radio careers. I mean, we had the exact same thing happen. We were in different places. But the radio. First radio station I worked for was really, really bad.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably because I was the program director. But we would get paid on Friday, and then if you. If you were on the air, you were screwed. Because you had to get their check to the bank immediately.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they wouldn't. All clear.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. They would run out of money.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. So I'm totally serious. I'm not kidding. You would have to.

[Jeff Oskay]

Only the first five people got, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. No, you'd get to check. It's just a bank. You'd go to the bank and. Nothing there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Back then there wasn't a fine. They just stopped giving people money.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, it was. And I didn't even. It wasn't a deposit thing. I would go there and I would get cash money for it. Yeah. Because there was no way I was going to deposit in my account where.

[Christy Lee]

They could take it back.

[Announcer]

Where.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it would. It would bounce.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It was like whatever, 15 bucks of a fine, but. Yeah, but direct deposits, it takes away some of that. Remember, I used to. Used to take a check and sign the back of it.

[Christy Lee]

I still do that every month.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Not for this job, but I have. I hold a mortgage for someone and they write me a check every month.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I write. I have to sign it and take it to the bank. I love it. It's old school. I like old school.

[Jess Hooker]

I had to write a check recently. And I was like, oh, this is nice. If you're like a grown up.

[Tom Griswold]

I pay all my bills by checking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Ace does.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace has a nightmare Inkwell. Camel soup from Henry Ben with a feather. The guy from the pony Express comes and takes it away.

[Jess Hooker]

That's so funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever do that thing with the electronic signing?

[Christy Lee]

I do the mobile check deposit where you take a big check.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a lot of documents I have to sign all the time.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I like that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's the but. But you get your choice of signatures.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ye.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't give you enough choices.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Jess Hooker]

You don't feel like it represents you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'd like. I'd like a little more. Here's something someone can invent.

[Christy Lee]

Well, sometimes you can sign it yourself.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you can still.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can still sign it with your finger.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but it looks like you're drunk. Well, none of those. None of those. Sign it with your finger. It never looks. I'll sign it. Give you the thing. I'll sign it with my ash.

[Pat Godwin]

What happened, happened.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Heated rivalry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, These shows are fun without. Without Chick to yell at me. We're gonna come right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Shows.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, friends. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Stud over there at the I hate Stephen Singer news desk, Jess Hooker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what we're gonna call you.

[Jess Hooker]

My name.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's Christy Lee. Hello, Mr. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm Jeff Oskay. And there is the prince of poppycock, Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

What's poppycock?

[Christy Lee]

You don't like that word poppycock?

[Pat Godwin]

Frivolous.

[Christy Lee]

Frivolous. Funny, like, you know, know. It's like a throwaway word.

[Jess Hooker]

Why do I think it's popcorn?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Is there a popcorn called.

[Tom Griswold]

There is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a popcorn called poppy.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's caramel corn.

[Christy Lee]

It's a sweetened corn.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's like the brand.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Poppy.

[Christy Lee]

I think it is.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm not putting that in my mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

I try sticky. All right, It's a popcorn.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's caramel.

[Tom Griswold]

Sticky Fop.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's featured in Heated Rivalry.

[Christy Lee]

Rivalry.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, we have Christy Lee over there. I can see Her. She is at the Silac Insurance news desk shuffling through a number of.

[Christy Lee]

We have a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Sean. S E A N. I'm writing to let you know, Tom, that Mount Bohemia in upper Michigan has got 190 inches of snow so far this winter. You should come. Can you ski up there?

[Tom Griswold]

I used to ski at Nubs Knob and Boyne Highlands and Boyne Mountain.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but this is. I mean, I've never heard of Mount Bohemia.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I haven't either. I'm sure. But right now there's almost no snow in Utah or Colorado.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like the worst drought in history, so.

[Christy Lee]

Well, thank you, Sean. I hope you're skiing today.

[Pat Godwin]

190 inches.

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a lot of inches, man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you ever cross country ski? Did you ever do that?

[Tom Griswold]

No. The problem with that is hard. It's dating afterwards. Incredibly boring and Be fun.

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Walking for.

[Tom Griswold]

No. The beauty of skiing is it's a combination of gravity and flying without being. It's wonderful. No, I. I tried it once.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never been snow skiing. I. I can water ski, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it be. The first couple days are a little bit rough if you're an adult, but once you get the hang of it.

[Jess Hooker]

Can we play in a group? Can we all go and you teach us how to ski? Well, I bet you're a good teacher.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember I. A friend of mine, you need to.

[Christy Lee]

Go to ski school.

[Tom Griswold]

In college, I took my. Took this friend of mine skiing. Are you familiar with how the chairlift works?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I got that part down.

[Tom Griswold]

You go up and then when it gets to the top, I mean, this is. I'm not. I'm gonna state this for a reason.

[Christy Lee]

It's scary. The first couple of times when you.

[Tom Griswold]

Get to the top, you have to get off, and then the machine, it goes into a little housing area and then it turns around and goes back down.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't stop. You have to go off.

[Tom Griswold]

So my friend Gary, who was incredibly uncoordinated. Anyway, I was taking him skiing for the first time. We get to the top and I'll preface this by saying I've never laughed harder in my life. Ever in my life. I was at the chairlift in front of him. I forget why, but I got off the chair and you ski down a couple of feet or whatever, 50ft. You're standing there and he gets to the top and he's just kind of freezes. He stays in the chair and it goes around and he's screaming Like a little girl. Then they have to stop the thing as it starts to go back down. Hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Get him off the chair. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. They couldn't get him off. He'd go. They had to.

[Jess Hooker]

He had to go back.

[Tom Griswold]

You had to go all the way back down. Very humiliating. Skiing is fun. It just. If you're teaching an adult, or anybody for that matter, you don't want to teach somebody when it's really freezing cold and unpleasant.

[Jess Hooker]

Right. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And you really do need to go to a ski school with a certified instructor.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you see the video the other day? So when they teach you to ski, they tell you. Now they tell you French fries. Are your two skis next to each other? Pizza. You're kind of doing a wedge. Right. And I saw a video the other day of this kid flying down the hill. This little kid. And just this mom behind him just yelling, pizza.

[Pat Godwin]

Pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've been there.

[Christy Lee]

Back in the old days, they called that snow plowing. Yeah, snowplow.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been skiing since I was 3 or 4 years old. Yeah. And this is the truth. When I first went skiing, this is. This sounds ridiculous, but it was in Northern Ohio, and they. They had a truck at the top of the hill, and they would. I'm not kidding. They would take one of the wheels off and put a wheel on it, and then they would wrap a rope around the wheel. And I'm not kidding. And it was a. It was. That was the tow rope.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. God.

[Tom Griswold]

And you would. And you. I remember my mittens, because we'd go there every week, and my mittens were just raw. The leather was just getting chewed off from the rope. But the trick was there was someone at the top to prevent you from going flying into the back of the truck.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that's.

[Jess Hooker]

That's good. That was nice that they provided that service.

[Tom Griswold]

And there were a lot of other weird lifts. There was the Pulma lift, which goes between your legs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a little saucer. That was. And then the T bar, which was. To two people. You. It just. It just tows you up the snow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank God technology has taken over. And now they have.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Actual chairs.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think. I think the first triple chairlift may have been in Michigan. Now they have six, tops, where six people get on at the same time. Yeah, it's. The technology is amazing. Plus, they go a lot quicker.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what I was going to ask. How fat. Like, how long does it take to get very long?

[Tom Griswold]

They're great. They've really got it down.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They're a lot safer and it's fun, but if you're, if you're athletic, you'd enjoy it. But, but cross country skiing, it's like walking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

My husband snow skis so he's, he said he'll teach me and I.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to have him good luck. No, no, because he'll, he'll pull, he'll pull a Gary on you like I did to my buddy. He'll be laughing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Pay the extra 50 for the lesson.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have someone.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Just do a half day lesson.

[Tom Griswold]

But I've learned. I learned. I've never been able to teach my kids any, anything like we know. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well aware.

[Jess Hooker]

No, they, kids don't listen to their parents.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't teach your son guitar. No, no, he doesn't want to learn. Like swimming. I learned really early on. We had a wonderful swimming teacher night. But I, my mom who was a great athlete and my mother was a had, was a gym teacher for a while. My mom said, don't try to teach him yourself.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So we had, we and so that my kids can all swim, of course. But, but it's just one of those things that's. As a parent.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I agree. My siblings and I will trade off like, hey, can you show him how to. And I'll tell my brother and.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's a good idea.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

My, my kids will listen to my siblings and their kids will listen to me.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget when all of my kids stopped respecting me. But now Heart, who's nine.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Won't listen to anything I say.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I ran into a gentleman last night at dinner who came up to me. He goes, I, I, I don't want to interrupt, but I work out at the same gym where we work out. And he goes, I'm very familiar with Kelly and Hart and Finn. And he goes, I'm a huge fan. And I went up to Hart the other day and I said, boy, your dad is so funny. No, he's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep, that's Hart. She's about to turn 10.

[Christy Lee]

And he, Frank said he laughed so hard. He goes, I couldn't believe that she said that. That.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, I just, it's real tough to teach your kids almost anything.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. My, I remember my dad saying like, you know what? I was done with you guys when you started to form your own opinions. I was like, yeah, we're done here.

[Tom Griswold]

So. But if you want to learn to ski, I, you're, I don't know Your husband. But I've met him. But I. I'm thinking you'd be better off with a third party.

[Christy Lee]

I think the most amazing thing about skiing is. And I don't know if you found this, because I didn't ski for 10 years and I got right back up. I mean, I. It was like I never had stopped. It was like riding a bike. You just don't forget. Yeah, it was pretty incredible.

[Jess Hooker]

That's how I was with water skiing. I didn't for like four or five years. And I was like, oh, wow. Yeah. No, you don't forget this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. One of the things, the distinction is with snow skiing, you never get your bathing suit rammed up your ass.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a plus. Okay, good to know.

[Tom Griswold]

But on the other side of things, there are no trees. Well, I suppose. Wait a minute. I guess you could hit a tree if you were.

[Jess Hooker]

You could.

[Tom Griswold]

I know a guy that almost hit a dock once.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Jess Hooker]

I know a guy that did hit a dog.

[Tom Griswold]

He caught the ski on it. He went down.

[Pat Godwin]

But Jess wouldn't hit a tree. She'd hug it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right, tree lover.

[Jess Hooker]

Get me off these skis. I gotta hug that tree.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say it's time to get to news, but we had to take a break. What's coming up in the news?

[Christy Lee]

We have a lot of defrauding stories, scamming stories. People are trying to get away with things. And we have cheese in the news in a very interesting way for, you know, this is that time of year where everybody's trying to get healthy and lose weight. We have something interesting about parmesan cheese coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

The scam store. I mean, we all try to get scammed every day. Now, if you have a. If you have a smartphone, every afternoon, someone's trying to, hey, we got a job for you. We want to loan you money. Blah, blah, blah. When you hear about this scam, you're going to go. You know, sometimes the victim. Victim deserves it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. This is one dumb. Okay, wait till you hear. Right. Now, this one involves a pronunciation issue, so I'm going to spell it for you. R, U, G, I E T. Rougiette. And we're talking about getting rugier ready. Rougiette is a. One of those compounds they call them in the world of pharmacy stuff. Rug yet is about getting ready for guys in the bedroom. Maybe you've got some stresses at work or at home. We all know that these days life can be tough. And sometimes that stress follows you into the bedroom. And rougiette and being rougy at ready is all about being ready in the bedroom. You know what I'm talking about in the world of ed as they like to call it, Rougette is a next generation prescription treatment designed to help increase blood flow and prime your brain for arousal. It combines three ingredients and it's in the form of a mint. It dissolves under your tongue and it absorbs quickly. Most men are ready to rock in about 15 minutes. So you can stay in the moment and be present and be confident in the bedroom. So there are over 150,000 men that have already tried rouge yet again, it's R U G I E t and I spell it because it's important to get the right web address, which is rug yet.com Bob&Tom so it's r u g I e t.com Bob&Tom. Why do it that way? Because you get 15% off. Find out what it's all about. Get all the information you need by visiting rougy@.com Bob and Tom once again, 15% off and they'll know that the Bob and Tom show sent you rougiette.com bobandtom so time to take back your health and start feeling good in the bedroom. Individual results may vary. Rougie at ready is a compounded prescription like I said, so it's not FDA approved. Visit rougiet.com for the full safety information and see if Rougiet is for you. Coming up, a little bit of a history lesson. Oh, and a cool hypnotized hypnotism story, right? And comedian Al Jackson all on the way. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, America and welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. For from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts, there's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's Ace Cosby. And there he is, the God of Gravitas. Thank you, Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. I forgot what I was gonna say. Where are we?

[Christy Lee]

We are in the Riley Auto Parts studio.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know. We've got, I was going to say we've got comedian Al Jackson coming up, a little bit of a history lesson for you on the way. We love hearing from you. We'd like your letters and Ms. Hooker is here with us. She's also a very fine cook. And we have decided, I'm not sure you know this.

[Jess Hooker]

That I love these.

[Tom Griswold]

We had read this article last year that the number one food served at super bowl at super bowl parties was baked potatoes.

[Jess Hooker]

That's nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

It is nuts.

[Jess Hooker]

That's big potato behind that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The Idaho big potato people. I'm not. Don't get me wrong, I am a huge fan of baked potatoes. In fact, I had one last Friday evening.

[Christy Lee]

I had one two nights ago because we talked about this.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just delicious potato.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And so we were thinking maybe for our little pre super bowl event, you could make potatoes and bake them to look like footballs.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a curveball.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they kind of look like footballs. What would you put on?

[Jess Hooker]

I would take.

[Tom Griswold]

To make the laces for the.

[Jess Hooker]

I would take the skin and just. Yeah, I. I would. Yeah. Cut the skin to look like laces and just lay it on top. Yeah. Is that all right?

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe sour cream for the laces?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean after you open it up?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, No, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. No, I think when. When they're cooked, when they come out of the oven, they look like football.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

As Christy says, they're football shaped.

[Christy Lee]

Put the laces on with sour cream. But your sour cream will melt too fast.

[Tom Griswold]

Put it on after you pull them out of the oven.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I'm saying.

[Jess Hooker]

What about if I do onion slivers? If I did a. Okay, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't ruin my potato with onion.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

Bacon? What about little slivers of bacon bleach?

[Pat Godwin]

Some bacon.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Leaks and bacon bleach.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a good idea. These taste like my potato. Tastes like clothes. Borax. I'm starting to seize.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, you could take. So I could. I could take one of those injectors, but pull out a little bit of the white potato and then make a line with it. Right. Make the laces with the inside of the potato.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's like you're doing a blood draw. Yeah, that works.

[Jess Hooker]

Your favorite thing. You don't.

[Christy Lee]

You love.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute.

[Jess Hooker]

The injectors.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you could, you know, you. What you could do. I know what you can do. You could take one of the potato, a couple of potatoes out, and then turn them into mashed potatoes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This. And then you can. That. Then you can.

[Christy Lee]

What's going to keep them on the.

[Pat Godwin]

Potato after they've seen Perry?

[Christy Lee]

Are you. You're Gonna glue them on there? I mean, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You take the mashed potato, you make little trails.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But what. They slide off. Because the potato's hot. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

If we try to keep it. We.

[Tom Griswold]

This is kind of a challenge.

[Pat Godwin]

It's doable.

[Jess Hooker]

Figured out.

[Jeff Oskay]

What about a brand? Can you just take like a brand and branded into the top.

[Christy Lee]

What about icing? Why don't we use icing?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Something with sugar.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That would work aesthetically, but it wouldn't taste good.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you don't have to eat it. You could cut that part off.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

And open the potato from there.

[Jess Hooker]

We're going to have a potato bar.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it here.

[Jess Hooker]

That morning and. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The Friday before the Super Bowl.

[Jess Hooker]

Got it.

[Tom Griswold]

You got plenty of time. Okay. Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance.

[Christy Lee]

News, but I'm off that day.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of food, some fitness buffs looking for a new protein fix are now turning to Parmesan cheese.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Nutritionist Rhiann Stevenson told Vogue that cheese is a fairly good protein source and compared to a protein powder is much more natural. The trade off, of course, is Parmesan as a protein source is also high in sodium and saturated fat. And you would have to eat quite a bit of it.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a pretty big chunk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you.

[Jess Hooker]

If you weigh how many ounces you have to do so. Yeah. I don't think to get the protein you need. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't understand what the point of this is.

[Jeff Oskay]

I want to be bench pressing and have somebody from Olive Garden with one of those graters. Not yet. Keep it coming.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a single ingredient. Protein source is the upside of it. It's not like a protein bar or powder. It's not artificial. That's the outside thing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm a big fan of the protein bars.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm not gonna put one on my pizza.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, but that's not.

[Jess Hooker]

You could switch these out. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like tuck into a wall.

[Tom Griswold]

Can they make a something that's healthy enough that you could still smoke?

[Jess Hooker]

I wish.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be great? Yeah. Eat four of these protein bars, you can have a pack of Marlboro Reds.

[Jeff Oskay]

That'd be in heaven.

[Jess Hooker]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

When's the last time you had a cigarette?

[Jeff Oskay]

It was six years ago April.

[Pat Godwin]

Good for you.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. Coming up on seven years job, never cheated once.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I still smoke occasionally.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I couldn't.

[Jess Hooker]

You would go right back to it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. I'd be smoking. If I had one drag, I would be.

[Tom Griswold]

What was Your brand, man.

[Jeff Oskay]

American spirits.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, those are the ones that are supposed to be natural, organic ones. Yes. The organic 700 chemical circles to go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see the video of John Mellencamp on his treadmill smoking a cigarette? Yeah. He goes, I'm getting ready for the tour.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Two and a half hours up and.

[Jeff Oskay]

Away on the treadmill.

[Christy Lee]

And then did you see the greatest thing he ashes right in front of the treadmill on the floor.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm like, that's his gym. Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a funny video that he made with Sean Penn announcing his. It's because he's doing a greatest hits tour this summer. He's going to play the. All those great songs. But there's a. There's a lot of smoking in that.

[Christy Lee]

Right between the two of them.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never seen anyone enjoy a cigarette more though, than Billy Bob Thornton.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you watch Billy Bob in Landman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he enjoys it so much he probably asked for extra takes.

[Jess Hooker]

But there's people where it's like an. It's an extension of who they are. And that's how Billy Bob is. I feel like that's how Sean Penn is John Mellencamp, like that is just a part of. Of them. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I can't wait for that. Melon camp.

[Jess Hooker]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to Hollywood bowl to see him. It's a bucket list item.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm very excited.

[Tom Griswold]

But the reason I brought it up is we. I mentioned earlier that one of my buddies, years ago, Mark, he quit smoking because he got hypnotized and it worked. And it doesn't work for everybody, apparently. But then I was, I was listening to some interview a couple weeks ago with a famous actress and she, she was a very heavy smoker and she did the same thing. She went to this hypnotist and she thought it was going in. She said, this is never going to work. And then she went in and didn't think about it and suddenly realized a while later, wait a minute, I haven't smoked. So. But that leads to this story.

[Christy Lee]

A five year old British boy who was hooked on sausage rolls has finally enjoyed new foods thanks to hypnosis.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't every kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no. With this kid, if you keep reading, you'll see what happens.

[Christy Lee]

Grayson, Theophanous, would scream and cry if his mom, Jennifer, tried to give him anything other than sausage rolls, potato chips or garlic bread. It meant family meals and birthday parties could be fraught with Grayson eating just Greg's sausage rolls. He Only ate the rolls and potato chips until he was hypnotized. And he now eats fruits and vegetables.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, while you're in there, doc, could you have him clean up his room and do a little better on his.

[Tom Griswold]

Grades when he goes after hypnosis? He had the same problem that my friend Mark had. For three weeks, he thought he was a chicken. This got us, Jeff and I, then we went, had a little moment. We went back in time. There used to be a terrific hypnotist.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Ken Whitener used to come in here. Sadly, Ken is no longer with us. He was terrific.

[Christy Lee]

It's the only show was great.

[Tom Griswold]

The only time I've gone to a comedy club and sat through the show twice.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Because every show was. He'd bring people up and I. I still don't know how it works. I don't get it. But Ken would say. And he did a lot of. He would take people, and not on the stage, but to help them quit smoking and stuff. But. And then he had. He had some tapes or whatever.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, he sold CDs and tapes after the show for, like, smoking, eating. There was another one, but.

[Tom Griswold]

But it works for some people. I know it didn't work for Melanie Camp because he did that a few years, many years ago. A friend of mine went with him, and it didn't take.

[Jeff Oskay]

But it didn't work for me. I found the best thing to quit smoking is have Tom, as your boss, harass you on a daily basis about your smoking.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I. I owe it all the time.

[Jess Hooker]

His own form of hypnotism.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I think he kind of does that with all of us.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Different.

[Tom Griswold]

They work. See if you can incorporate that into my next introduction.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

The Hitler of hate. No, that's. No, no, that's too. That's too strong across that one now. But, yeah, I. Like I said, I. The hypnotism thing works for some people and not for us. But this kid wouldn't eat anything.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there's a kid that I follow on Instagram. He's this little British boy. He cooks with his dad. Have you watched videos? And he makes these sausage rolls in one of his videos. Rose, it is the cutest damn thing. Yeah, he's so cute.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I wish I could think of his name so I could push you guys to his Instagram account, but it's adorable.

[Tom Griswold]

But, I mean, the kid that only totally eats sausage rolls, I get that.

[Christy Lee]

Kids do that all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

I had an issue a long time ago where One of my sons had to wear the same.

[Christy Lee]

Uggs. Oh, I thought that was a shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

What's one of those? The dry fit, this, like, sweater shirts. What are those called? The ones you wear after skiing? The quarter zip. What are those? Oh, quarter zip, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Fleece.

[Tom Griswold]

Fleece. Yeah. He had. He would only wear the same fleece. The only. The one. I couldn't get him a second one and I had to, I literally had to wash it and dry it every night.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was, you know, a single dad at the time, but it was just one of those mental things.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. My brother wore black spandex for like three years.

[Christy Lee]

What are you talking about?

[Jess Hooker]

It was just, it was like really popular in the early 90s, like the spandex pants and the shirts. And he had like, my mom had to get him a different pair for every day because he. And then in the winter he'd wear them underneath his. His clothes.

[Tom Griswold]

But I do understand wearing the same. I mean, I wear the same thing every day.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got, I've got, I don't know, 30 of these exact shirts.

[Jess Hooker]

But you wouldn't freak out if we made you wear something?

[Tom Griswold]

I remember I had to wear a red one a couple weeks ago the other day.

[Jess Hooker]

I know, but if I went and got you a hoodie out of our prize closet, would you put it on now just so we could see you in a hoodie?

[Christy Lee]

No, because he hasn't washed it.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not dirty.

[Tom Griswold]

But that actually reminds me.

[Al Jackson]

Did you say.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I give you the story about the return of 2000? This is so weird.

[Christy Lee]

Trend forecasters say 2016 fashion is back in style. This is another social media trend. Everybody's putting up pictures of themselves in 2016.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, the 10 year.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Change.

[Christy Lee]

This is how people work on social media.

[Tom Griswold]

I still wear the same clothes I wore in 2016.

[Christy Lee]

Writing for Tommy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I never got. Got rid of them.

[Christy Lee]

Writing for Talker News, journalist Elizabeth Eliza said 2026 will see the reemergence of decades old trends like bomber jackets, which are still around. Chunky jewelry, still around. Ankle boots still around, and choker necklaces.

[Tom Griswold]

Other pieces, is this for men and women?

[Christy Lee]

Mainly for women, this. But other pieces people are apparently circling back to are skinny jeans and slip dresses. Slip dresses never went away. I don't know where she's. Yeah, I, I kind of disagree with her.

[Jeff Oskay]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the window of nostalgia getting shorter?

[Jess Hooker]

It seems like it.

[Tom Griswold]

In other words, it's a boy. I sure do miss.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The 2025s, you know, what I'm saying.

[Christy Lee]

I see what you're saying. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they getting nostalgic for, I guess, a decade? Isn't.

[Jess Hooker]

I kind of thought that the, like, the JLo, that. That look, the. The fleece outfits were coming back. Do you remember this? The same color. And it would be like the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like a tracksuit.

[Jess Hooker]

Like a velour tracksuit. The one that said that Tom loves to reference Juicy on the back. I thought those were coming back.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bring them back.

[Jess Hooker]

You liked it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, though. Don't let yoga pants go away.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think yoga pants are going away.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Now it's all.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now they're wearing these right next to my gym.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a. The iced tea place I go to. All of the young ladies are wearing those baggy sweatpants that cost like $300.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no, they don't just.

[Jess Hooker]

There's people.

[Tom Griswold]

You. Well, that place. That place looks like the parking lot of a Range Rover dealership.

[Christy Lee]

And they're all white.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, the dealership.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the customers. Oh, sorry. That slipped out. Okay, what's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a guy who really wanted to get in med school. We have scam artists in the news. A lot of animal news today. We have snakes in the news. And we have alpac. We never got. We're going to Italy. Yes, I got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Jason, for pretend that you're a gondolier. You got one of those striped shirts on.

[Christy Lee]

You have to wear. You have to wear a kerchief.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the one oar.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And you got to sing. Oh, solo Mia. Is that it?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Mia or Mio? Mio?

[Christy Lee]

Mio.

[Tom Griswold]

That means. That means a single solo Mia would.

[Christy Lee]

Be me because I'm a girl.

[Tom Griswold]

It means a single cat. Why am I playing Italian music?

[Christy Lee]

Because on September 23rd, I'm going to take a bunch of listeners to Italy, thanks to Colette Travel. That's right. You can join us. The classical sites of Rome, including the Vatican Museums. We're going to go to Florence. That's where they have the domo, which is beautiful. I've had the opportunity to see that.

[Tom Griswold]

Domo says what?

[Christy Lee]

The canals of Venice, where we'll get our little gondoliers.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Venice is gorgeous.

[Christy Lee]

Umbria and Tuscany. I know. We're going to Cortona, which is where I broke my leg. We get to review that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, so much fun.

[Pat Godwin]

You were drunk.

[Christy Lee]

Drunk. I was not. I had one aperol spritz.

[Pat Godwin]

You have one big goblet. Big goblet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they are big.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they free. They free. They free pour. There's booze in that.

[Christy Lee]

We will enjoy some wine along the way and other goodies.

[Tom Griswold]

So how do you go, how do you do this?

[Christy Lee]

You go to Colette travel. It's easy. 800-581-8942. They'll tell you all the details. Tell them you want to go with Bob and Tom. Bobandtom.comtrip you'll have all the details as well. That's bobandtom.comtrip or if you forget the slash part, just go to Bob and Tom. And we're right there on the banner of the first page of the website. So the beauty is to Collette Travel, they make it so easy.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have everything. You don't have to plan anything.

[Christy Lee]

No, they do it all. Flights, all the hotels and their beautiful accommodations. We were obviously blessed to go to the United Kingdom last year with Colette Travel. And it was just the greatest trip. And this will be even better, Bigger and better.

[Tom Griswold]

You went to United Kingdom?

[Al Jackson]

Kingdom.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I did. We did go to London. That's correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Next year you're going to Japan.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. We haven't decided on next year. Let's get through this one.

[Tom Griswold]

Make sure, make sure that you pick a place where I've got the sound effect. Okay. Coming up, we've got a little history for you, a little bit of Al Jackson, comedian, and we're gonna be in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this will still be the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show, coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There she is across from me, the lovely Miss Jess Hooker. Here I am, the very beautiful Miss Christy Lee. Next to her, the super handsome Mr. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, thank you.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's Mr. Stunning, Mr. Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, you're always right.

[Jeff Oskay]

I am Jeff Hoskay at the Price Pick sports desk. And there he is, the Pol pot.

[Christy Lee]

Of pompousness, Mr. Tom Griswold of pompousness.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, he wasn't like the Hitler of hilarity or something like that.

[Jess Hooker]

What's a pole pot?

[Tom Griswold]

The Cambodian Gunbonian dictator.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Murdered millions of people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Put up some big numbers. Do you ever see that movie the Killing Field Fields?

[Jess Hooker]

No, missed that one.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

It was pretty rough.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I can't watch movies like that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever go to one of those barbecue festivals?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the rib fest.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You walk through the field, there are bones everywhere. Always reminded me of that movie.

[Jess Hooker]

Nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

The look on Godwin's face.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you call me the tsar of poor taste? It all starts with a T. Before we get back to Christy, we do have some history. We have.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a really fun fact for you.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Stupid world. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

That wasn't me. That was a. What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Jeff Oskay]

There we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

That's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm gonna do this in quiz form. Do you remember which president of the United States States was the first to ride in an automobile?

[Jeff Oskay]

Ford. Ford would be funny, obviously, with no laughs. That was hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

And. But he's not the first to be named after a car. I know. It would be Lincoln, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

First president to ride in an automobile.

[Christy Lee]

Lincoln.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I'm gonna go.

[Tom Griswold]

Lincoln. Lincoln.

[Jess Hooker]

Garfield. Garfield.

[Tom Griswold]

James Abram Garfield. No.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

William McKinley.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Jess Hooker]

What number price he's overlooked.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is. It's his birthday today.

[Jeff Oskay]

What kind of car?

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1843. Model T. Oddly enough, it was a Tesla. Very odd. Yeah, yeah, yeah. William McKinley. You know what his wife used to always say to him and.

[Christy Lee]

No, what?

[Tom Griswold]

When she was horny?

[Jess Hooker]

No, what?

[Tom Griswold]

Mount McKinley. They named it after him. Never mind. So much for fun facts. Do you remember who was became president when he got assassinated?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I didn't know he was assassinated.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He wasn't president very long.

[Tom Griswold]

Teddy Roosevelt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I would have had to name all the presidents to get there to tell you who was next.

[Christy Lee]

Can you name all the presidents?

[Jess Hooker]

Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, Adams, Jackson, Van Buren, Tyler, Polk, Taylor, Fillmore, Pierce, Buchanan, Lincoln, Johnson, Grant Hayes. Grant. That's it. Okay. I forgot.

[Tom Griswold]

More than I could do, you guys.

[Jess Hooker]

I think that a lot of that is wrong.

[Christy Lee]

I don't even think.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. Born in 1945. Tom Selleck.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, what a handsome man.

[Jess Hooker]

So hot.

[Tom Griswold]

You like this? You like him with or without the stash?

[Jess Hooker]

With the stash. 100. Yeah. He has to have it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

I actually just sent a picture of him to my husband from like the. The Three Dads movie that he did. You remember that?

[Pat Godwin]

Three Men and a Baby.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Three Men and a Baby. And I was like, this is how you need to wear your hair. Get your hair cut like this.

[Tom Griswold]

They love that show.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

What's wrong with my hair?

[Tom Griswold]

Who are the Is it. Who are the other two dancing there?

[Jess Hooker]

Dancing.

[Pat Godwin]

And the guy from. Yeah, the guy from Steve Gutenberg.

[Christy Lee]

Gutenberg.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's good. I like that.

[Jess Hooker]

That was a good movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was Cocoon, too.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is he still out there? I haven't seen. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Car shows.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, geez. I'm sorry, Mr. Good.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Happy Birthday. I will skip that. That's too boring. Oh, she's cool. Heather Graham. Yeah, yeah. Roller Girl, 1970.

[Christy Lee]

Very Good Nights.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And Boogie Night. She's great. She's been in a bunch of great. Let's see. Oh, this is interesting. Pat, your dad was a Shakespearean director, is that correct?

[Pat Godwin]

He was indeed. He did all kinds of theater, but Shakespeare was his Forte.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, in 1595, they believe that the first performance of Romeo and Juliet was performed.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes, yes, yes, that. I remember that.

[Christy Lee]

Romeo, Romeo. Where, for authority, Romeo.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you ever in one of.

[Jeff Oskay]

Down Here?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Why did he just say that? Down here.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you ever in one of his plays?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, a lot of plays. Yeah. The Apple Tree, which was a musical. An off Broadway musical I did with my father. And I did Romeo and Juliet with my dad. I played Ben Voglio, a lesser character, Romeo's friend.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He wouldn't even put you in the lead role. No, thanks, dad.

[Pat Godwin]

No. I mean, I was a freshman. It was my first.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

It would have been a little. We also.

[Jeff Oskay]

We.

[Pat Godwin]

We would go to the Stratford Shakespearean Festival in Canada. Even. Even when I was a kid, and when I was 9 or 10 years old, I was sitting with my dad, and I said, dad, did Romeo and Juliet sleep together? And he goes, well, in the Chicago Company.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the great movies of all time released on this date in 1964. Dr. Strangelove.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I watched that the other day because that's all you guys have ever talked about this great. I did not get it. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

How can you not love a movie in which one situation where the guy goes, gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And I was like, okay, this is.

[Tom Griswold]

Slim Pickens going through the stuff where they're gonna land.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was the.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a good weekend in Vegas. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever seen it?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Jess, don't waste your time.

[Tom Griswold]

Sterling Hayden plays. Plays a general that goes off his rocker and the number three comedy in the world.

[Christy Lee]

And I was like, who's the lead?

[Jess Hooker]

What's the premise?

[Christy Lee]

Peter Sellers plays three Characters in.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a work of genius. It really is. It's so fun.

[Jess Hooker]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

It's a guy thing, cuz I. Oh no, it's genius.

[Jess Hooker]

He plays three characters. Oh, so he's like ripping off Eddie Murphy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this was way before, I think before. It's in black and white. It's that far away.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace, this is a good day for you. In 1974, Kiss released their first album. Some hits on it. Had what now hits on it. The classics now. Oh, okay. Oh, there were no hits on it in the beginning. No, no, I didn't know that. Well, congratulations anyway.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you love them from the beginning?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they gonna. Aren't they doing a thing in Vegas again? There's something going on with avatars.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Hologram things.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's weird. So there aren't people up there. It's just the, like, they're very vague and what it hologram. Oh, they haven't announced yet. Okay, I know that the Eagles are at the Sphere a bunch coming up.

[Jess Hooker]

I gotta go.

[Christy Lee]

They were just there last weekend. I had a lot of friends that went.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they've got. They've got a bunch of dates coming up. Up. So does Kenny Chesney just announced he's doing a thing.

[Christy Lee]

My sister saw him at the Sphere. He was awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to the Sphere to see the Eagles and it was great. Yeah, I want to highly recommend it. The sound was great. It was a phone call. Cool. See him? We have a phone call.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh God.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a Tom show. Hello?

[Pat Godwin]

Guess they hung up.

[Tom Griswold]

I must be. Must be. Must be Don Henley. Now he's pissed. Not sure what happened there. We have time to go back to the news direction before we get a hold of Al Jackson. What have you got, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Like hundreds of thousands of Indian youths, 20 year old Suhar Bakshar, an ambitious young man, dreamed of becoming a doctor and making his family proud. Unfortunately, the stiff competition made that dream tough to achieve as he failed the neet, the NEAT Medical school admission exam, twice. That didn't let him. That didn't stop him though. So to increase his chances of acceptance, police suspect he cut off his own foot and made it look like he was the victim of violent assault so he could get into medical school under the institution's disability quota. Whoa, man.

[Tom Griswold]

So he didn't get in?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

At least he got a foot in the door.

[Pat Godwin]

He set you up.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he did, Pat. Yes, he gave me the story.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, had he sewn it? Put his Foot back on.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, that's what happens.

[Jeff Oskay]

You reattach it, you're in.

[Christy Lee]

I thought he dismembered his foot and then put it back in that. Hey, ta da.

[Jeff Oskay]

Look, then you're in.

[Tom Griswold]

But why didn't he just, like, take a couple toes off? Come on.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Well, why didn't he just study harder and try again? That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's it. So you want to live in a meritocracy. Typical woman.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe because he's lactose intolerant.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Anything. Anything from anybody else.

[Tom Griswold]

I acknowledge that as a fine joke. Ace, your thoughts?

[Jess Hooker]

No?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I think Ace is right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's really desperate.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's desperate.

[Tom Griswold]

Reminds me of that. What was that TV show a couple years ago where the guy cuts off his arm and they fish it out?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, when he was stuck in the boulder. That thing?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, the.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you're thinking about the Apple movie. I know you're talking about with Vince.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Vince Vaugh.

[Pat Godwin]

I forgot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. And they carry it around in the cooler thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Very creepy. Very.

[Christy Lee]

That was a fun show, actually. I enjoyed that.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, a comedian, Al Jackson. And then some. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com.

[Al Jackson]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, what's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey there, friends. This is the Bob and Tom show coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Over at the I hate Stephen singer desk is Ms. Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Jeff Oskay]

At the Silac Insurance company news desk, Ms. Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin with his guitar, Jeff. There's Ace Cosby on the one and twos.

[Al Jackson]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm Jeff Oskay at the Price Pick sports desk. Here he is, the Dean of Defecation, Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I think. And I think we're gonna hook up with comedian Al Jackson. There we go. Hey, Al. Hey, Tom.

[Al Jackson]

I think I rented some of your videos in the 80s in that other part of the video store.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, Al, we were just talking about the. Today was the anniversary of the release of the movie Dr. Strangelove. And for those of you not familiar with it, it's kind of a cold war.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Atomic bomb thing. And it's not like a sci fi of some weird monster movie. But Christie didn't care for it.

[Christy Lee]

I did Not.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the sign where the. There's gunshots everywhere and the one guy shoots the Coca Cola machine and he goes. You're gonna have to answer. You're gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola company about that.

[Christy Lee]

See the Funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

That is not funny.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's hilarious. Tom's right.

[Christy Lee]

It's not funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the war room line, come.

[Jeff Oskay]

On, now I have to watch it. It.

[Christy Lee]

You've not seen it either?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh, my God.

[Al Jackson]

I haven't seen it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

See?

[Al Jackson]

No, I've never. I don't really even. I thought that. I thought that was a song or like a drug people took in the 70s.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The Dr. Feelgood. The title. The title does. Yeah. If you're not familiar, I think. And it isn't the. There's a subtitle. Something I Learned to Love the Bomb or whatever. Yeah. Know it's of a certain era, but it's wonderful. It's so funny. Peter Sellers is great.

[Al Jackson]

It still holds up, no?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And any. Any gentleman of a certain age with any modicum of wit will occasionally quote one of the lines, I think, which is why Al.

[Christy Lee]

I have sat in this room for a very long time, and I've heard about this movie forever. So during this last cold snack, this. We just did this last weekend. My husband and I watched Dr. Strangelo. I don't think he laughed much either. I'm sorry, what did Andy said?

[Pat Godwin]

He didn't care for it and he didn't like it.

[Christy Lee]

It was okay, but it was a moat.

[Al Jackson]

Any sounds, I think is the problem. He was not laughing. I mean, you know what? I. I kind of like what Christy and Tom are doing, because we are in an era where now there are, you know, YouTube and Instagram movie reviewers, and they give these great takes. And Tom's like, I love it. And as Tom saying that Christy is yelling over him. Absolutely not. I like to bring back all old school debates like this. Like I didn't care for it. Yeah, I dig it. I mean, is it Tom, how much of it would you say that I had to watch before I would. Before I was like, I think this is for me or not. If I watched 45 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you wouldn't even have to watch.

[Al Jackson]

The older movies are long.

[Tom Griswold]

It's in black and white.

[Christy Lee]

It's not long.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a clever dark.

[Christy Lee]

When it ends, I was like, that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

It gets. The setup is pretty quick.

[Jess Hooker]

What year?

[Christy Lee]

64. I mean, literally, when it ended, I looked At I go, that's it, it's over. Because it's a Slim Pickens thing right at the end, right.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm going, I don't want to give away the end.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Al Jackson]

Tom, it's been 70 years. This is my question, you guys. What movie do you think that absolutely has lasted the longest in terms of standing the test of time? Like I would think it would be Star wars, but I tried to watch Star wars with my kids and you forget that movies in the 70s, their pacing was slower. So it's a lot of men just talk, taking long walks on ships, you know, talking about the battle. There's not as much fighting as you think in Star wars. And my kids were bored. Like, what movie do you think holds up where you could be like, I could show this to a 15 year old. And this was hilarious in 1984.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm gonna go Spaceballs. I'm gonna go Spaceballs. Yeah. My kids will watch.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd go Young Frankenstein.

[Al Jackson]

That's good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Young Frankenstein.

[Tom Griswold]

Although that does have a bunch of. There's some referential stuff in that that you're not going to pick up on.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

It's black and white too. Maybe the kids wouldn't be.

[Al Jackson]

You know what I've always thought is weird is like, why don't like certain movies like obviously Shawshank Redemption, it's been talked about the death has been gets played over and over and over again. But certain movies that were huge in like Back to the Future, wouldn't you think that beyond like every weekend, you never see that. Yeah, Mike. Yeah. I don't know why that popular as it was, people still love it tomorrow. It's. It's kind of like innocuous. You never hear about Back to the Future, but there are movies that are from, you know, you know, late 80s, early 90s that are just on all the time. And it's just, I don't know if it has to do with like something about the way the contracts are made. I want to get into contract talk on the radio, but it's just weird.

[Tom Griswold]

But no. Do you remember if you remember the early days of cable tv, the movie Eddie Macon's Run was on almost every minute. I don't know, I never watched it. It was so I watched for five minutes that. This is not for me. As Al would say, I do miss old cable.

[Al Jackson]

Tom. There used to be like, remember when USA Network was like kind of this weird network and then be like Silk stockings.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Al Jackson]

And all those kind of weird shows on there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Just kind of, it was like a wild, wild west period for television where they were just kind of throwing stuff out and seeing what landed it. It's a, it was a magical thing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do you remember that? I, I don't, I forget what it was called, but they had, we called it skinimax.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember the scrambled channel they had? But so they would, it was, it was, they somehow made it get all weird.

[Christy Lee]

You had to pay extra to get it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm kind of wondering if someone had that kind of whatever the word is, imprint on them.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Tom Griswold]

So for that, so for the first two minutes of a porn, it has to be scrambled. Then all of a sudden it emerges with flesh and they, now they're ready to go.

[Al Jackson]

I, I, I mean, we don't have time to get into. I have so many questions about kink and like, is it. I asked my girl the other day, if you're like, if you have a kink, like, you're like, some people like sitting on cakes. That's a real thing. So is that like what you prefer? Or is it like, you can't function without that, you know? Or is it like, oh, we got time tonight. We got time to sit on a cake.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's what you prefer.

[Tom Griswold]

You eat the cake after you sit on it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, Tom, I will say that's true.

[Pat Godwin]

You're sitting on the cake.

[Jeff Oskay]

You want to blow out the candles first.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it a sheet?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. That's a whole different cake. If you want the sheet cake. It's a bunch cake that king. It's a bunt. Al Jackson is our guest. That's why the topic went completely awry between me and Al. We can't. Linear thought or linear conversation. Not gonna happen.

[Al Jackson]

Too many thoughts, man. Lots of thoughts, bro.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna go down lots of different roads. Well, yeah, I'll have to think about what movies would hold up the best.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like Forrest Gump. I know isn't that old, but I feel like it holds up really well.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, but now there's like the, the kids look at it and they're like, so this, this, this woman took advantage of this mentally challenged.

[Jeff Oskay]

I forgot about that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you're absolutely right. That's the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Very anti woke.

[Al Jackson]

Well, yeah, well, that's why they don't show Revenge of the Nerds. Because there's an issue at the end of one of those movies.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, Y. Is that the one where the guy's going got bush? Yeah, they, they put A hidden camera in the sorority or something?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, I. No, that. That's Revenge of the Nerds one. You mix them. Tom, don't do this with me. Revenge of the nerds 2 is when they're down in Miami and they turn the Hotel Coral Essex into another name, and then they decide that they. They're gonna have a fundraiser there because the fraternities have implemented physical expectations as a way to get the nerds out of the Panhellenic Council.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I'll have to get that.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Al Jackson]

You guys don't remember the.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Al Jackson]

115 rap. Come on, somebody look that up at some point. Oh, my goodness. We need to have a whole.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've not.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I haven't either.

[Jeff Oskay]

I haven't seen Porkies. I haven't seen Revenge. No, I. We weren't allowed to watch that kind of thing growing up.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. I forgot.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good news.

[Al Jackson]

You're a grown man now.

[Jeff Oskay]

I feel like those wouldn't hold up.

[Jess Hooker]

Revenge of the Nurse.

[Al Jackson]

Revenge of the Nerds, too, is kind of fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Does Porky.

[Jeff Oskay]

Soldiers of. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I've never seen it either.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I never.

[Christy Lee]

I saw it, but I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Al, I've come to a conclusion about something. I. If. Say I want to go see a concert, if Kelly's not familiar with the artist, I'm not going to make her go anymore. I just.

[Al Jackson]

Because that's an interesting question.

[Christy Lee]

Well, who did you drag her to?

[Tom Griswold]

Peter Frampton.

[Christy Lee]

She didn't know Peter Frampton.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't know Peter Frampton until I started working.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, remember, Peter's huge year was 50 years ago.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, I mean, I think.

[Al Jackson]

I think the rules should be, Tom, because I totally see where you're coming from. If it's the same genre, if it's like you and your girl go here, you know, EDM or whatever. If. Even if she doesn't know the artist, you're like, I know that you like this band, so you'll like this band. But I think taking somebody to just hear someone they've never heard of and are kind of iffy on the genre is a good way to have them standing around for two hours giving you. Giving you looks.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially when you're paying a lot of money, a babysitter, and the tickets are 300 bucks, et cetera, et cetera.

[Al Jackson]

Do you guys remember cheap concerts?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what happened to that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, $30 concerts?

[Pat Godwin]

They're gone now. Those days are gone on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Just I don't know. Is the same thing true of, like, sporting events if someone doesn't like.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I, I, that's what I've chosen to do. If I don't want to go, I got. Please take your son. Or just. I would rather not. I mean, I'm just gonna be miserable.

[Al Jackson]

Unless you're a person that, like, just. Like some people, Christy, like to just be out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

You know, so they'll go and they'll be like, oh, look at all the celebrities in the front row. And like, oh, that's that quarterback. Or that center. He's cute. And why is he, why did he throw the ball like that? I think some people, but most people, if you don't understand the sport and don't understand the rules, you shouldn't be there. It's too long.

[Tom Griswold]

It's also, if you've got a say, you've got a record, you really are. A song you really like, you can't play it in front of the person and sit there watching them. Great, isn't it? You like it, don't you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta sort of. Hey, look, it's your convenience. Listen to this thing and see what you think. That's the only way to do it. But, but spending all that money and dragging someone to a show that they're not gonna like.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Or they might like. They just don't know the background on it.

[Al Jackson]

That's a big risk.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then there are times when it works. I drug my kids to see Peter Frampton, and they loved him. They loved it. They couldn't believe they'd not heard that music before. So it sometimes works.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. It's just, it's. Again, with the cost of concerts. It's sometimes. Hey, I think I'll just.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, we're gonna listen to this on itunes first, and then we'll buy some tickets.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So I ended up taking one of my buddies and I with the. See the Doobie Brothers.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We loved it. And in the opening act was the Coral Reefer Band. It was great.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But she wasn't familiar with the Doobie Brothers and.

[Pat Godwin]

What, Kelly wasn't.

[Christy Lee]

Kelly wasn't familiar with the Doobie Brothers?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

She living in your house?

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I wear headphones.

[Al Jackson]

Even when they're not on as a ploy to not interact.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Al, we've already used up all our time. Can you give me the one minute version of my work? Word of the Day?

[Al Jackson]

Your. The word that I loved, Tom, is rage Booking.

[Christy Lee]

Rage booking?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're Mad about something, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Al Jackson]

Go with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, we had. What was the other rage thing we had recently?

[Al Jackson]

Maybe rage bait.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Rage bait.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. That was the Cambridge Dictionary. They added that in there. And what is that again?

[Jeff Oskay]

When you post something intentionally, trying to get people to comment on it. So that will reach wider audience. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Okay. So what's stirring the pot? So this. What is this again?

[Christy Lee]

Rage.

[Al Jackson]

Rage booking. Christy, you were halfway there. It's just basically booking travel, like, out of anger or like you just need to escape. So you're just like, you know, look, I'm. My boss went way off the line. I was like, I don't care. I'm taking my sick days. And I booked a trip to Italy. I'm going this weekend. I'm coming right back on Monday. Like, that's just a rate. Like, you made me so mad. I need to leave here right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. You get in a fight with your man and you're like, you know what? We're booking a girls trip. Yeah. You do it out of anger.

[Al Jackson]

Unfortunately, that's why you're arguing. I thought that was. That's what we're doing, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Now, Al, are you. Now, I know that you're going to a lot of baseball games because your lady is a. Works for her Colorado Rockies.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Al Jackson]

They just had Rocky's Fest. She's very excited. I've never seen anybody be more sad. She's like a true baseball fan. Like, she's really sad. Last game of the season. But when it starts to get, you know, the season starting to pick up a little bit. Season tickets. So she's ready.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a reason I'm bringing this up, Al, and this is going to make everybody mad, but I'm going to do it anyway. I had a joke that failed miserably.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, please bring it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Now, Al, this is kind of a test, and I apologize, but here, I'll do the story for you. This starts in Virginia. Animal services officers there came to the rescue of a hawk that was trapped in a batting cage. You can see how this would happen. Got a batting cage? This was the Fairfax County Animal Shelter. Hawksvine reported that, yes, they sent officials from the birds. Bird people to the place, and they rescued the bird in distress. It was a hawk. They were able to free the hawk. Now, I saw this story, and I immediately thought of this. I hope I get a hearty chuckle from you. The last time there was a hawk in a batting cage, it was Ken Harrelson playing for The Cleveland Indians.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nothing. Look down. You hear that? He's too young.

[Al Jackson]

I think if you had said Andre Dawson.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. A lot of people came up with Andre. Andre Dawson.

[Christy Lee]

He would have been.

[Al Jackson]

What do you mean, came up with? He's one of the best baseball players ever. Not an obscure reference.

[Tom Griswold]

If you. If you put baseball. The Hawk, you get Ken Harrelson.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You get Andre Dawson, Boston Red Sox.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't.

[Al Jackson]

Ken Harrelson sounds like a guy your dad used to work with at the phone company. Andre Dawson is iconic with the Hawk.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Played for the Cubs. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Run this by your girlfriend. See if she remembers Ken Harrelson, the Hawk.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. Sorry.

[Al Jackson]

Do you know who Ken Harris Harrelson is?

[Tom Griswold]

They call him a Hawk because he's got a big schnoz. Oh, she. Right there.

[Al Jackson]

She just went into the shower.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, camera with you.

[Al Jackson]

You know who Ken Harrelson is? No, she does not. Do you know who Andre Dawson is?

[Tom Griswold]

Mentioned late 60s World Series.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, she knows who Andre Dawson is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

She was originally a Cubs fan because she's from New Mexico, so they had wgn.

[Tom Griswold]

So, like, everybody. Yeah, no, it's a National League. That's the problem.

[Pat Godwin]

She got the towel on her head for her hair.

[Tom Griswold]

She does have that towel on her.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love that.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, somebody out there that's a fan of classic baseball got a big charge out of the Ken Harrelson joke.

[Pat Godwin]

No, they didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to hear. I'd like some emails, please, if you enjoyed that. Mr. Harrelson, by the way, is still a radio announcer, as far as I know. And he's in his 80s.

[Christy Lee]

Good for him.

[Pat Godwin]

He's in his 80s?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

I love old baseball guys.

[Tom Griswold]

He was. When I. He was one of my heroes when I was a kid. I thought it was. He was cool.

[Christy Lee]

Tom's reality is all of ours.

[Tom Griswold]

And he had a big schnoz. Yeah. That's the problem with our culture. There's not enough commonality. Not enough people know who all the cool cats are. How about Rocky Colavito? Do you remember Rocky Colavito?

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Why? Go on. Okay, thanks. Thanks, Al. Do your homework for the next show. Jesus.

[Al Jackson]

Do you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, did you hear that huge laugh? Oh, loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

I got crickets. Yeah, well, because his dad would like that joke were he alive. Okay. Right now.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what?

[Christy Lee]

I like my car, and I can't wait to get in it and get out of here.

[Tom Griswold]

Today, the world needs a hero. One man. The challenge is get all those kids in the car. Get him to soccer practice. What's a great way to do it? The Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

I just said Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

No, you didn't. You said Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

I said Hyundai. Hyundai. Like Sunday. I know how this works. The Palisade.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

I know it's Palisade. I'm not that stupid.

[Christy Lee]

The Palisade is an amazing hybrid. It gets what, 619 miles plus to a gallon of a gallon. A tank of gas.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the EPA estimated range.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Of the Hyundai Palisade hybrid. That's amazing. And of course, it's got what they call class leading interior space. What that means is there's a third seat back there. And smartly they have for the back seat, they have two of those captain's chairs so the kids can get in the back and then they don't have to crawl over the seat. So it's no cleats on the seats. Is the motto of the Hyundai Palisade hybrid. Get the details@hyundai USA.com that's HyundaiUSA.com Hyundai is H Y U N D A I. It's pronounced Hyundai, Tom. Or you can call them 562-314-4603. Get some details about the great vehicles, especially the Hyundai Palisade Hybrid SUV. Once again, a 619 mile estimated range on that baby. It's a beautiful, beautiful machine. Just ask Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

I love my Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

We're coming right back. We'll try to get things sorted out.

[Christy Lee]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Try not to do any references to great 60s baseball players. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, everyone. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There we have Jess Hooker. Hi, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ace Cosby. I'm Jeff Oskay at the Prize Pick Sports team desk. On prize picks, you pick two to six players, choose more or less and watch your lineups light up the big game. Download prize picks and use code Tom. Get $50 bonus credit instantly when you play. $5. Must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. There he is, our man, the debonair of douchery, Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that. I like that. I. I been going down a rabbit hole here.

[Christy Lee]

In what?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, we were talking about.

[Jeff Oskay]

Talk.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about the Hawk.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, nobody wants to talk about the Hawk.

[Tom Griswold]

Ken Harrelson, the Great.

[Christy Lee]

No, we were talking about Andre Dawson.

[Tom Griswold]

Boston Rent Anyway, I got sidetracked and this is weird. Sam Darnold, the well traveled quarterback who's going to be in the Super Bowl. Of course. Yeah, it's a great story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He's worked for a lot of teams.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But I. Journeyman they call that.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. It's great to see, you know, someone that's had their troubles and been criticized. And that's one of the things about these players. Can you imagine if every day there's, you know, four jerks on radio talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, can't imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, he's a very fine player. But this is so weird. His grandfather is famous. Does anyone know why his grandfather is famous?

[Jeff Oskay]

What's his last name?

[Jess Hooker]

He invented something.

[Tom Griswold]

No, his. His grandfather's name. And I know this sounds made up, but it's true. His grandfather's name is Dick Hammer.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The late Dick Hammer.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was famous because he was porn star. No, he was the Marlboro Man.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what it was.

[Christy Lee]

I was in here when Jason told him this, so I couldn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I was, too. That's why I gave a jokey answer.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the joke? I didn't hear.

[Pat Godwin]

Go ahead with the Dick thingy.

[Tom Griswold]

Or whatever it was. Sam Darnold's grandfather was the Marlboro Man.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if they'll do that in the 12 hour pre game to the Super Bowl.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. That is really weird.

[Christy Lee]

There was more than one Marvel man, right?

[Jess Hooker]

There was like 20, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there were a lot of them because I took an. I know you're gonna laugh, but I took an acting class from a guy that was a Marlboro man once.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's not a lot of acting.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it. This says.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they did other things.

[Pat Godwin]

Was it a hotel room?

[Tom Griswold]

Dick Hammer, Sam. He was one of the. According to this account, one of the most recognizable faces in the country. He was the primary model.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

For the Marboro cigarette ads in the 1970s.

[Jess Hooker]

That's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. This guy wasn't cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

He was also captain of the Los Angeles County Fire Department. Wow. Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Badass.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was in the Tokyo Olympics in 64. This is. What a cool guy.

[Christy Lee]

For what?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he couldn't run cross country. Had to be a sprint. He was on the volleyball team for the Americans in the Tokyo Olympics. That is so cool.

[Christy Lee]

That's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Well, there we go. So, so much for Andre. Dallas hall of Fame. What does that do with the Hawk Ace?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What does it have to do with the Hawk.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Ace is right.

[Tom Griswold]

They're both sports.

[Jess Hooker]

No, he's trying to present something interesting to make us forget about the Hulk.

[Tom Griswold]

We won't. Oh, I would like forgetting about someone out there. Enjoyed my Ken Harrelson joke. Perhaps Mr. Harrelson himself is hurt.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I guess people can't email in. They're 85.

[Tom Griswold]

86 years old.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I was gonna say, I check all of our stuff. We received zero correspondence about the Hawk.

[Tom Griswold]

Ken Harrelson, the Hawk. He was part of the Red Sox, but he was kind of a Joe Namath guy. A lot of swagger.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a sexy guy out there in the swinging 60s.

[Jess Hooker]

Sounds like he.

[Tom Griswold]

Andre Dawson, you know, what did he do? He grew up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sounds like someone had a crush on the Hook.

[Tom Griswold]

I looked up to him as my role model. I'm gonna be a swinging 60s guy. Didn't really ever come off that way. Okay, I'm sorry. Christy Lee is over there at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this is a sad story about a lady in the UK was scammed out of.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not a sad story.

[Christy Lee]

It is sad. This happens to a lot of people.

[Tom Griswold]

There are a lot of stupid.

[Jess Hooker]

Stop.

[Christy Lee]

There are a lot of lonely, sad people in the world.

[Pat Godwin]

Stop looking at me when you say that. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

How. How much have you lost? Jennifer Barton told SWNS that over the course of two years, six individuals contacted her pretending to be various stars, including Chris Hemsworth, Charlie Huam and Michael Ray. The Fraudsters told the 44 year old they loved her and wanted to marry her before asking for cash. Okay, question to help them out, ranging from reasons like robbery and divorce.

[Tom Griswold]

So after the first time you get scammed by someone pretending to be Chris Hemsworth, whatever his name is.

[Christy Lee]

Chris Hemsworth.

[Tom Griswold]

You do it again.

[Christy Lee]

She's now speaking out to warn others about the dangers of falling for online romance fraud. She handed over $344,000 over the years.

[Tom Griswold]

So does this mean the thousand bucks I just sent to Beyonce?

[Christy Lee]

I know. I feel sad for her.

[Pat Godwin]

So that's Sydney Sweeney. That's dming me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's not her.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that's. I assume this lady found out after like the fourth person and they were like, oh, that's a scam. And she's like, wait, so was Chris Ellsworth not real either? And then went back and realized she got scammed over and over.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't the fool me once thing.

[Christy Lee]

So people that really want to believe in love.

[Jeff Oskay]

Infuriates me that that woman as Dumb as she is, is. Has. How much did she.

[Christy Lee]

$344,000 more than me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if a famous actor asked you for money, unless it was, like, Mickey Rourke, you wouldn't believe it. Did you hear that? Did you hear that whole thing? Yes, that was. And apparently Mickey Rourke's. I guess, agent found out that he was about to get evicted from a house he's renting. Yeah. So she created the GoFundMe, and he didn't know about it.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he sent the money back. He didn't take.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he found out about it. It raised, I guess, 75, 000 bucks in 24 hours.

[Jess Hooker]

And he was embarrassed.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't take it. And he. He said a friend. And then another. A human being friend of his. Bailed him out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Whoa.

[Pat Godwin]

He lived down the street from me in la, and I used to see him, like, almost every morning at Ed's Diner with his dogs. He'd be in there all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Got two hours, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Weird dude.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he. He was a weird dude.

[Tom Griswold]

Great actor.

[Christy Lee]

He was a good actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Great actor.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch him in. In Body Heat, one of his first movies. He's amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

Who else is in Body Heat?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

William Hurt, Kathleen Turner. Thanks a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

It's one of the seven movies he's seen.

[Christy Lee]

You go watch that one, too.

[Jeff Oskay]

He loves.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Have you ever seen a movie?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I've never.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, wait. Just hang on. Just. Everybody be quiet.

[Christy Lee]

Okay? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna thank me, okay? Shut up. Christy, what you're gonna do, I want you to take this movie, okay? Do you drink alcohol?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. She's drunk right now. Get some booze.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Bourbon, any kind. Rocks.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a William Hurt line from the movie.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch it with your husband, okay? Your husband will send me a case of Omaha Steaks, okay? I promise you.

[Jess Hooker]

All right, I'll go.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I really like that Tom guy. Know he made you watch this movie.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, I'll do it tonight and I'll report back tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. All right. He's got to watch it with you.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom's right, by the way. It's a great move. It is hot and it is steamy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay? That's Body Heat, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's steamy.

[Jess Hooker]

All right. What year Was it made?

[Tom Griswold]

81 or 2, I think.

[Jess Hooker]

Euros.

[Tom Griswold]

Mickey. Mickey Rourke's great in it.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He's gonna.

[Jess Hooker]

He looked normal there, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And Kathleen Turner was not big then, and she's. She was.

[Jess Hooker]

She's gorgeous. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And she's everybody and it's great.

[Pat Godwin]

Richard Crenna, Ted Danson.

[Tom Griswold]

Ted Danson's in it.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. I love him. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

It really is good.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

It's much better than Dr. Strange.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's much hotter.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you want to. If you want to have sex after Dr. Strange, love. It's only because the world just ended.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. All right, I'll try it.

[Christy Lee]

NBC Miami reports the case surfaced after an employee at SW Corporation's ANSI noticed the company's smart toilets being sold on Facebook Marketplace. That's right. A man defrauded the company, sealing more than 400 of them. They checked security footage, discovered pallets of inventory being removed.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so there was.

[Christy Lee]

Without authorization into.

[Tom Griswold]

He wasn't disassembling and uninstalling toilets one at a time?

[Christy Lee]

No, he was making off with pallets of toilets and tubs in the same manner. The 37 year old is estimated to have stolen over $400,000 and of course is now charged with first degree grand theft. Yeah. Wow, that's a lot of toilets.

[Tom Griswold]

But so. But he wasn't smart enough to take them away and sell them, like, in a different state.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they used it. I don't know. They found him because of the security camera.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't smart enough to cover up the security camera. Apparently. I saw him loading them a movie truck and they're.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're called smart toilets.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, smart toilets are.

[Tom Griswold]

They weren't smart enough to turn them in. By the way, there's a toilet scene at the beginning of Body Heat.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, Jesus.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it sexy?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's. It's a courtroom, and I believe it's. Is it Judge Costanza? That. Okay, there's a. He's. He's. His case involves stolen toilets. Seriously? It's right at the very beginning.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Really stupid.

[Christy Lee]

Everything, it just all goes together, doesn't it?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So this guy, he stole. I'm sorry, he stole 400 toilets.

[Christy Lee]

$400,000 worth of toilets. Yeah, a lot. 400.

[Tom Griswold]

Where he ends up, he'll have a toilet right in his room.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And it's not smart at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that how in prison, every room has its own. Is that true?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, mine did.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Usually every room's got its own little toilet, I think.

[Jeff Oskay]

So that's got to be.

[Tom Griswold]

That's got to be a plumber's nightmare.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, in some of the prisons, what they do is the one show I watched, they have the guys and the girls on separate Floors and they talk through the toilets. They flush the water out and then they get in the toilet bowl and they can talk to the girls down below. And they also send notes through the toilet on strings. They'll flush and then someone else flushes at the same time and it comes up through their toilet and they can read the note.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

They have co ed prisons.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's how they. They do toilet bowl sex. Like toilet phone sex?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They flush all the water out of the bowl and then they can talk to the people the floor below.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, what are you wearing stripes?

[Tom Griswold]

The odor must be an issue.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You're going to keep that one clean?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. When I smell bleach, I think of you, baby. Well, thank you. Thank you very much. It's Gl. I'm glad to be here. What's coming up, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up? Let's see. We're going to talk about animals in the news. We have boa constrictors. We have a cute story about a three flippered sea turtle that we'll get to as well as a happy.

[Tom Griswold]

We could. That's a nice happy story.

[Christy Lee]

We'll end on that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, right now, I want to tell you about what was about maybe a decade ago. Chick walked in here one morning and he goes, you're not going to believe this. I installed my security system myself over the weekend. It took me 30 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he did.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was simply safe. That was the first time we'd heard about the Simplisafe. Simplisafe has grown and they've also gotten a lot more sophisticated. Simplisafe, you can install it yourself. It's that easy. You pick out what you need, what you want to put alarms on. Important things like smoke detectors, carbon monoxide detectors, of course, but also now cameras. And Simplisafe has something really cool with AI powered cameras. And there's an option with which you can actually have folks at Simplisafe watch in your place for you. They can contact the intruders while they're still outside, as they say, lurking. The agents can see them and they can talk to them and say, hey, the cops are on the way. So other systems may give you a camera and. But this kind of notification is something very special from SimpliSafe. Get the details by visiting simplisafetom.com because right now, and I believe this ends in the next couple of days, SimpliSafe has a very special 50% off any new system offer for this month only. So time to Upgrade that security. And it's something that they call it SimpliSafe for a reason. It's simple to install. They'll of course, help you install it if you like. Get all the [e-mail]. that's simplisafetom.com. lock in your discount while there's still time. Remember, there's no safe like Simplisafe. Coming up, we have a little animal hunk for you. You and a real sweet story about a little turtle. Or a big turtle, actually. Yeah, a sea turtle. We'll find out about that from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

6.

[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We have our normal cast of cast characters over there, Ms. Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

Christy Lee. Pat Godwin. Hey, Ace Cosby. I'm Jeff Osay at the Prize Pick sports desk. And here he is, the king of Kinky, Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Christy Lee]

King of kinky.

[Jeff Oskay]

I bet you he has a mask somewhere around.

[Tom Griswold]

Way too claustrophobic.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. I could never do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no. Yeah. But watching that scene scene.

[Jeff Oskay]

And Pulp Fiction.

[Tom Griswold]

Pulp Fiction, that creeps me out. Yeah. Guys, you got that thing on. He's locked in the hood.

[Christy Lee]

Never seen it.

[Jess Hooker]

Me neither.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Nope. And I won't. I will not. See. I've seen the part where they're dancing. I saw that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen a couple scenes, but I've not seen the whole movie.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's an amazing movie, brilliant guy thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of great movies.

[Christy Lee]

Here'S a Body Heat thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it is a little music from.

[Tom Griswold]

The movie Body Heat.

[Jess Hooker]

That sounds nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that great.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, takes me back.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the guy that did the James Bond music.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I can tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Great music.

[Pat Godwin]

Ripping himself off.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. I'm just kidding. I'm telling you. So you're gonna watch that tonight?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm gonna watch it tonight. I'm gonna. Yeah. I get the bourbon. The show, you're gonna think the husband.

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna get more than the bourbon.

[Tom Griswold]

If you both watch.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Yeah. No, the kids will not be around.

[Tom Griswold]

The drinks won't be the only thing that's stiff. But seriously. Okay, Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance news desk. I think we've gotten every story out of her known to man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, we haven't I've got plenty of stories. And we have a happy story. A sea turtle with just three flippers has been returned to the ocean. After months of rehabilitation in Florida, the loggerhead sea turtle named Pyari arrived at the Loggerhead Marine Life center in Juno beach back in November.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's the name of the name?

[Christy Lee]

P Y A P Y A R I Pyari.

[Jeff Oskay]

What language is that?

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

They explain the name. It's. I forget what it is. What language it is.

[Jeff Oskay]

It trans. It translates to easy lunch for tiger sharks.

[Christy Lee]

She was actually severely injured in a shark attack.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. It's a Hindi term that means. According to this. A Hindi term that means lovely or.

[Christy Lee]

Below led to the amputation of her left forelimb. This week she was outfitted with a satellite tracker and released back into the Atlantic Ocean. Piari's journey can now be tracked on the center's website. If you would like to follow along.

[Tom Griswold]

So. But. But she only has the three flippers now. So did she sign off? Is the satellite.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. It's just a gigantic circle star wheel.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually. It's. It's kind of interesting. They. There's a photograph here of Pyari. These satellite tracking devices are $10,000, and they've got them on three different turtles.

[Al Jackson]

Or.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, Tortoises.

[Christy Lee]

Sea turtles.

[Tom Griswold]

Sea turtles. Sorry. They. They want to know how it's. You know, how's this going to go?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she going to be okay? Or will she once again be lunch for a shark? But it's kind of a sweet story.

[Jeff Oskay]

Haven't they heard of those Apple Air tags? They're like 40 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

They run out pretty quickly. Oh, watch out for that.

[Tom Griswold]

I. That's a fair question, though. How did they do. They only last a certain amount of time.

[Christy Lee]

And then apparently the $10,000 ones, they better last a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't get over the fact that they have these missions in outer space where these things have been up there for 30 years. Oh, yeah. We just got a signal, but I guess they have some kind of solar panel. Do they have like little solar panels on the turtle?

[Christy Lee]

I doubt it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she. She goes up to the top to sunbathe.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did they have a picture of her? They didn't track to like put a fake limb on, like a prosthetic, maybe a small prosthetic, like a little paddle that you glow it.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't think it would work. It would just be sticking out. So it would be like a center board. On a sailboat. I don't know if it would do any good.

[Christy Lee]

She didn't have a part that she could move it back?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so, but I put.

[Jess Hooker]

A hinge on it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of goofy looking. The, the whatever you call it, the detector device.

[Christy Lee]

What's the satellite?

[Tom Griswold]

The satellite detector that's glued to the.

[Christy Lee]

The turtle back of her turtle.

[Jess Hooker]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I've seen those.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you suppose the other turtles they make fun of. Take a look. Have you seen Terry? Jesus. Looks like an idiot.

[Christy Lee]

Beats the alternative, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the alternative would be a nice zoo where she's not going to become as you said. What is it? Pior?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pioris translates in Hindi to tiger shark launches.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

That's how she got in this mess in the first place.

[Jeff Oskay]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Sheriff's deputies in Florida removed a nine foot long boa constrictor from a woman's yard recently. The Indian River County Sheriff's office shared the photos of the massive catch, saying a deputy safely captured the reptile after the resident spotted it in her yard.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't the residents head of the HOA said get that out of here. We don't allow. We don't want giants.

[Christy Lee]

It was turned over to animal control from there.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows if there's a picture of the very brave cop.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Holding this giant stick. I. That's one. You don't see that in the most cop shows.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, the training for the.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're going after bad guys. You don't see. This cop goes into work. By the way, this afternoon you're gonna have to get a nine foot boa constrictor out of somebody's yard.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that like a special unit like animal or reptile?

[Christy Lee]

I would think down in Florida they would have to do that, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

What would you rather do? Have to get the nine foot pole constrictor or a nine foot alligator?

[Christy Lee]

Alligator boa constrictor for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Not me.

[Jess Hooker]

I think I'll take the meth head.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna do the alligator. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna watch a paid professional friend cop of mine go get the gator. Well, thank you very much. Couple quick things before we go. The. The attack of the Jeffs will be taking place in Marshall, Illinois at the Castle Finn winery on Valentine's Day evening. Oh yeah, it's Jeff Oskay and Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bodart Dead or a show.

[Tom Griswold]

That's going to be great.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of Valentine's Day, am I correct? Pat Godwin, you're going to be at.

[Pat Godwin]

Simplicity Furniture In Evansville the 14th that Saturday night with Willie, your son, Willie G. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be a great show for us. So if you're in the Evansville area, how do you get tickets for that thing?

[Pat Godwin]

You go through Simplicity Furniture.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

In Evansville.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very good. To Mr. Mr. Coslid. Is that correct?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A great guy. Well, that's cool. Also tonight only Haywood Banks at the Funny Bone in Cincinnati. And then this weekend, Jamie Lissow is going to be there. So some great shows coming to Cincinnati. Thanks so much for joining us. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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