The BOB & TOM Show - January 30, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show – January 30, 2025

1. Words to Say Goodbye To The episode kicks off with a lively discussion on words that are time to retire from everyday vocabulary. Host Chick McGee shares his frustration with terms like "discombobulated," which, according to him, aren’t commonly used but linger in conversations unnecessarily.

“Everybody's just discombobulated,” McGee remarks at [05:43], highlighting the overuse of cumbersome language.

2. Guest Segment: Comedian Nick Griffin Discusses Relationships Nick Griffin, a guest comedian, delves into the complexities of expressing love in relationships. The hosts explore the pitfalls of saying "I love you" too early, emphasizing how it can set unrealistic expectations.

“Once you say I love you the first time, get ready to say it forever,” Griffin humorously laments at [07:23], shedding light on the pressures of early declarations of love.

3. New Show Features: Bob and Tom Mailbag Introducing a fresh segment, the hosts announce the launch of the "Bob and Tom Mailbag," encouraging listeners to send in their questions and letters. This feature aims to engage the audience more directly and address their personal stories and concerns.

“If you'd like to be part of that, you can reach us Bob and Tom at bobandtom.com,” Tom Griswold invites listeners at [09:02].

4. Super Bowl Special: Food Trends and Prop Bets A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Super Bowl festivities, focusing on popular food choices and fun prop bets. The hosts debate the top foods for game day, with Chick McGee expressing skepticism about baked potatoes topping the list.

“The number one food at Super Bowl parties was baked potatoes. I think it's chicken wings,” McGee asserts at [151:30], sparking a spirited debate among the hosts.

They also dive into various prop bets, discussing everything from Gatorade colors dumped on coaches to the likelihood of players crying during the national anthem.

5. Listener Letters: Relationship Advice and Challenges The episode features multiple listener letters seeking advice on relationship dilemmas. Topics range from managing excessive expressions of love to navigating complexities in blended families.

One notable letter addresses the challenge of a partner frequently forgetting their wallet on dates, sparking a humorous yet practical discussion on solutions.

“What should I do?” asks a listener at [144:22], to which the hosts offer a mix of sincere advice and comedic suggestions.

6. News Segment: Crime Involving Food and Faking Death Cases The hosts highlight unusual crime stories, including incidents where individuals used food items as weapons. For instance, a man in Florida was arrested for battering his victim with a baloney sandwich after a domestic dispute.

“The suspect became aggressive, started yelling at the victim and threw a baloney sandwich at him,” Chick McGee explains at [130:12].

Additionally, the show covers cases of individuals faking their deaths to evade obligations, discussing the legal repercussions and the often misguided efforts to escape personal responsibilities.

7. Groundhog Day Forecasts and Commentary With Groundhog Day approaching, the hosts discuss various groundhog prognosticators, debunking the myth that Punxsutawney Phil is the sole predictor of winter's end.

“Staten Island Chuck is the top prognosticator with an 85% accuracy rate,” Tom Griswold shares at [104:40], adding a humorous twist to the tradition.

8. Promotions and Upcoming Events The episode concludes with advertisements for upcoming shows and promotions, including a special charity event at the Riverside Casino and Resort on February 21st. The hosts encourage listeners to participate and support charitable causes while enjoying entertaining performances.

“Join us at Riverside Casino and Resort on February 21st for a special comedy show,” Chick McGee announces at [99:27].

Notable Quotes:

• “If you were to say baby's Gyat back, you'd be retiring Redundant,” Al Jackson quips during a segment on contemporary slang [127:47].
• “I like the term groovy,” Tom Griswold defends during the words-to-say-goodbye discussion [7:02].

Conclusion: This episode of The BOB & TOM Show masterfully blends humor, listener interaction, and timely topics like the Super Bowl and Groundhog Day. With insightful discussions on relationships, quirky news stories, and engaging segments, the hosts deliver an entertaining and informative experience for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Prices vary based on how you buy.

[Christy Lee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Peter. Hey, Bob.

[Christy Lee]

What are you doing out here? Same thing you're doing. You got a light?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. We are smoking in front of the building.

[Chick McGee]

We are sending.

[Christy Lee]

We are talking but mostly we are smoking. We are smoking in front of the building. Oh, we are smoking in front of the building. We are huffing, we are gagging we.

[Chick McGee]

Are happy because we're smoking.

[Josh Arnold]

We are smoking in front of a building. Hacking, wheezing, carely, breathing, choking. We love smoking.

[Christy Lee]

I met a girl from another office.

[Chick McGee]

She's a smoker just like me.

[Christy Lee]

Now we're dating and we're smoking. We're smoking in front of the building.

[Josh Arnold]

We are smoking in front of the.

[Chick McGee]

Building and we smell like we've been camping. It could be raining, it could be.

[Josh Arnold]

Snowing but we're smoking in front of a building. Hattling, wheezing, barely breathing, choking, croaking.

[Christy Lee]

We love smok. I never was a smoker until I looked outside.

[Chick McGee]

They were smoking while I was working. So now I'm smoking in front of the building.

[Josh Arnold]

We are smoking in front of the.

[Christy Lee]

Building and the ashtrays are overflowing. We are smoking instead of working. We are smoking in front of a building.

[Josh Arnold]

We are smoking in front of a building. We are standing, we are talking Mostly we are smoking.

[Al Jackson]

We are smoking in front of a building.

[Josh Arnold]

Smoking in front of a building. Smoking.

[Chick McGee]

In front of the building.

[Christy Lee]

Hey. Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be. Welcome to the Bob and Tom Kitty Club. We should start a club, have secret, secret messages and Dakota rings. What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It'll be fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I got time for that.

[Christy Lee]

Give me a secret message out every day. It's the Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

If we were important, you'd make time for it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, eat.

[Christy Lee]

I heard an Eat me in there. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk, there's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Josh, Arnold, Olive love.

[Josh Arnold]

That's one of the Pat, that's one of the Olive, those in the club would know exactly what I just.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes. There's Ace. I'm Chick. Good morning, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

We do have a secret club.

[Tom Griswold]

We did 20 years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no. It's still. That's how secret it is. Those that are still in it know about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Morning Breath Club.

[Christy Lee]

Morning Breath Club. Nobody's in it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they are.

[Christy Lee]

No, they're not.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you're not. You wouldn't know if you were in it.

[Christy Lee]

We don't have any meetings. There are no shirts. We don't have any certificates of certification. We don't have anything.

[Chick McGee]

I keep working on that. I got.

[Christy Lee]

Are you hanging on to that?

[Chick McGee]

I'm working on something else. We'll get that done. I got plenty of time now. How is everybody?

[Josh Arnold]

Real well.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good.

[Josh Arnold]

How about you?

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

Good. A bit discombobulated.

[Christy Lee]

No, not you. No. You're normally all ready to go and organize when you come in here.

[Chick McGee]

Combo related is the word you're looking for. Doesn't get used much.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it doesn't. Everybody's just discombobulated.

[Chick McGee]

We have a news story this morning about words that it's time to say goodbye to.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, I. I always enjoy these and one of them is one of my favorites that I've been begging to get lost for quite some time.

[Christy Lee]

One of your favorites. As far as we should get rid of this word.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes, you'll. Right away when you. There's a couple I'd like to add to it, but we'll find out what's going on. It's courtesy of Lake Superior State University. Their annual list of words to say. So long.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Wake Superior. Sake.

[Chick McGee]

We've had enough, huh? They call the university Gitchigumi, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Never gives up for undergrad.

[Chick McGee]

The undergrads never give up their. Their virginity or. Wait a minute. Is that. Did I read that wrong?

[Josh Arnold]

You may have.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not too sure. I'm guessing a few.

[Christy Lee]

Did you get co eds of. Did you get laid in college a lot? I bet you did.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you did that hair.

[Christy Lee]

You're flowing. Blonde hair.

[Chick McGee]

Gentlemen would never discuss this.

[Christy Lee]

You want to go back to your dorm and ball I can.

[Josh Arnold]

Hell yes.

[Chick McGee]

Even then the term ball you gotta find.

[Tom Griswold]

You did not use that.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

It was like yesterday we talked about the term groovy.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the term groovy.

[Christy Lee]

How about this question.

[Chick McGee]

Unless you're being kind of sarcastic, you just can't get away with it.

[Christy Lee]

I'll open it up to the room. Has anyone here. I'm only talking to the guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Told a woman or a prospective sex partner, I love you just to get laid.

[Josh Arnold]

I have not.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

But here's the thing, all right? That seems like something that would be done and, you know, sort of quite often, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thankfully, I've never done that.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever returned and I love you after you got an I love you and you didn't really mean it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. Instead of just letting them hang there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No. Josh, have you ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Awkward.

[Chick McGee]

Do you take Visa or MasterCard?

[Josh Arnold]

I have said that as a joke and we both laugh. And then I write her a check and then she rips that up. Always awkward.

[Christy Lee]

This one's free, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

In spite of my professional background, I want to say not only is it free, but thank you for the lesson in love.

[Josh Arnold]

I consider this a consultant consultants meeting.

[Christy Lee]

What? What were you saying, Ace? I got in trouble once for not returning the I love you. Oh, she said it.

[Josh Arnold]

I said, oh, oh. And. And she says, aren't you gonna say it to me?

[Christy Lee]

And I said, what am I, a parrot?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Just like that. Did you hear what he returned? What am I, a parrot?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Comedy over.

[Chick McGee]

You could have said thank you. That's always.

[Christy Lee]

I've gotten the. I've gotten the thank you before. I've gotten the thank you. I love you. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A first time. I love you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

I think. I think probably so. Yeah, I think probably so. And they could have. They could still be the mother of one of my kids. Yep. That might have happened.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up on today's show, our new feature. By the way, we're working on the new special music we'll have for that coming up. Original music. By the way. Way, our new feature, the. The Bob and Tom mailbag. If you'd like to be part of that, you can reach us Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com. we'd love to hear from you. Got a great letter for starters. Here. That goes deep.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna ask one more question about this I love you thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, feel free.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you say it first or wait for her to say it?

[Chick McGee]

Depend on the situation.

[Josh Arnold]

I've said it first.

[Christy Lee]

I almost always say it first.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm. I fall in love way too fast.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm kind of in love with Josh right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Thank you. Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Well done.

[Christy Lee]

Nicely do you.

[Chick McGee]

Is. Now, Christy, I know you have certain rules back in the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Third, Nothing till The third date in the intimacy department.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not in love by the third date.

[Chick McGee]

Don't. Don't shave your legs until you're ready to have someone right down there. Yes, thank you. And there's no number of days for the I love you to pop out.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that. That's got to be organic, right?

[Josh Arnold]

That's true. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay. Very good, very good. Where was I? Oh. Coming up, we also have, believe it or not, more food information about the super bowl and some very interesting statistics.

[Christy Lee]

Baked potatoes are popular.

[Josh Arnold]

No, wildly, if I understood it correctly.

[Christy Lee]

Crazy.

[Chick McGee]

A variation on the baked potato, I think I will give you that. The potato skins are up there, but just the good old fashioned standard baked potato. No, not there. I think we would be making an error if we did not stop the show here to feature something talks about I love you from Nick Griffin. So, Nick, let's start with the basics. Are you a married guy? No, I just got divorced. Sorry to hear about that. It's okay. Lots of people get divorced. Nothing to be ashamed of. So many people get divorced these days that now it's the people that stay married. That really seems strange, you know, 25 years. Oh, my God, what happened? Don't you know you can get out of it? Haven't you heard?

[Christy Lee]

What's the deal, dude?

[Josh Arnold]

Wake up.

[Chick McGee]

We only lasted three years. Oh, okay. Yeah, three years. We were supposed to be together until one of us died. I never even had a fever. You gotta reevaluate yourself after you get divorced. You people been anyone here?

[Christy Lee]

Anyone?

[Chick McGee]

Quite a few.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at it.

[Chick McGee]

There it is. This'll make you feel better. Einstein got divorced. He did, yeah. Did you know that Albert Einstein, arguably the most intelligent man who ever lived, got divorced? They should tell you that before you get married. It shouldn't be. Do you love her? Do you want to spend the rest of your life with her? It should be. Do you think you're smarter than Einstein? The point is, is that marriage is hard. No one tells you how hard it's gonna be. It's, you know, they slip it into the ceremony at the last second during the vows, you know, in sickness and in health, for richer, for poor. But at that point, what are you gonna say? Whoa, whoa. How sick and poor is this broad gonna get? Be like barfing and chargin. Nick Griffin is our guest comedian. Nick Griffin, how long ago has it been since you got the divorce? It was about three years ago. Oh, so you're dating then? I guess, kind of, you know, not. Nothing serious. I don't want to. You know what I don't want to do? I don't want to say I love you anymore. Just. I hate that first I love you. That's the worst first time you ever tell a woman you love her. If they like you, they want to hear it. And when they hear it that first time, something comes over them. You know, their eyes get all wide, get that diabolical grin on their face. You can almost feel them saying excellent. It's all falling into place, you know? And once you say I love you the first time, get ready to say it forever. You're on the love side now. There's no going back. There's no. Talk to you later, honey. See you tomorrow. It's I love you every night before bed. Every single phone call. She's got to say it. You got to say it. You know, you're like the two generals turning the keys at the same time. I love you, Nikki. Yeah, I know. You told me yesterday. I believed you. Aren't you going to say you love me? I did two hours ago. We have Alzheimer's. Write it down. Nick Griffin, ladies and gentlemen. One of my favorites. Speaking of love, I'll tell you what. If you want that lover to love you back, nothing says I love you like Stephen Singer at, at I hate stevensinger.com. of course I'm talking about jewelry. I'm talking about those gold dipped roses. And what's the countdown here, Christy? How many days are left?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you have two weeks. Tomorrow. Tomorrow? A week? Tomorrow will be two weeks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right. Valentine's Day is on a Friday. Fellas, fellas, are you kidding me? This has just got failure written all over it. You might have trouble getting a reservation. You know you're not going to be able to take her to McDonald's on Valentine's Day. Well, I. I got you this card from cvs.

[Christy Lee]

You're good luck getting it right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're a dead man. Okay, come on. You know what the weekends are for. That's right. Michelob.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that what it is? I thought it was for having a great, successful Valentine's Day. Thanks to our buddy, Stephen singer. I hate stevensinger.com. i personally recommend the At Last bracelet. That is a gorgeous, gorgeous piece of work. And it's quite the value. Check it out by going to ihatestevensinger.com of course, there are the roses. This year it's the peacock teal Valentine's Day rose. This is a real rose dipped in gold and painted in a beautiful manner. A collectible. Of course Those are just 79 bucks and of course they come in a beautiful box and shipping always free at I hate stevensinger.com so check it out and get it done. By the way, if you get an order in say today before 2:00 Eastern Time, it is out the door today. So don't be thinking, well then I can just wait till the Wednesday before. Nope, no, get this done right now. You're going to thank me. Don't forget earrings. They're lovely. You can also upgrade famous for the upgrades that I hate. Stephen singer.com if you got those diamond earrings for last year, you want to go a little bit, a little bit bigger, you can do that and get your full value and trade. So visit Stephen, tell him we said hi. Say hi to his dog buddy. I hate stephensinger.com coming up we have our new feature letters and we will explain a couple mysteries about this show. Got a great letter to start things off. I'm very excited about it. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Fiscally responsible financial geniuses, monetary magicians.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Pat Godwin, Christy Lee, this has been Chick McGee speaking. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry, I was just making. Yeah, yeah, over here. I'm glad to hear you were speaking, huh? Very kind.

[Christy Lee]

Hate to interrupt what you're doing over there to be on the air.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

I apologize.

[Chick McGee]

We have a lot going on over here and looking forward to today's program here in the Bob and Tony. Now Pat and I have a couple things planned I'm very excited about.

[Christy Lee]

You are more lost today than you normally see.

[Chick McGee]

You had a big day yesterday, a lot to do. Got home late, had to go to a swimming meet to.

[Christy Lee]

What's that got to do with this morning?

[Chick McGee]

Well, guy, just a matter of preparation and then I can't come here the usual way because one of the freeway exits is closed. Of course. Never ending chore that is to the three year Closing of major exits.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of fun. You never know how you're going to get here.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I like driving through places where I'm likely to get shot, you know?

[Christy Lee]

Likely to get shot.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's in their neighborhood.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the bars, this parking lot. The bars have been closed for an hour. But it's time now for our new feature.

[Christy Lee]

Who's. Who's to say we're safe sitting in here?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, no, no, no, we're fine.

[Chick McGee]

My new feature, it. We got some music on the way for this, so we'll have some introductory music, but for now it's just. Welcome. Welcome to the show.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of horns. We need some horns. We're gonna have a music. We need horns and strings.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the. The early version maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta have horns.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe synth. I'll get a.

[Josh Arnold]

The bones will be there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right. So you'll be able to say I was there when it started. Which actually has something to do with this first letter.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God. Get on with it.

[Chick McGee]

This comes to us from Piedmont, South Carolina. Hello, Piedmont. Happy to have you along. On a recent show, Tom solved a long time mystery.

[Christy Lee]

He did, huh?

[Chick McGee]

When he explained the saying hydrogen laws suck. I've always wondered what that meant now. And what it means, of course, is there was. There were. There were T shirts that were quite common many years ago that would say helmet laws suck.

[Christy Lee]

Quite common.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They were always black. The helmets. The. And it was because various states have rules involving wearing helmets if you're on a motorcycle. And there are many that don't want to wear helmets. And they would have their height. Their. Their. There's.

[Christy Lee]

And these helmet law sock T shirts were everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. They're very kind. Someone listening right now probably has one in a.

[Christy Lee]

Probably does. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Josh, you have a helmet law suck T shirt?

[Josh Arnold]

Personally? No.

[Christy Lee]

No. Have you ever seen one out in the wild?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think I have. I am aware of them, though.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But I don't think I've ever seen.

[Chick McGee]

So my contention was when referencing the. The tragedy that was the Hindenburg, that.

[Christy Lee]

Trying to get a little chuckle out of that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Trying to get a little comedy out of that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Was because that caught fire. Because it was a hydrogen. Correct. Rather than today's balloons like the Goodyear blimp, which is, by the way, on tour right now. Those are full of helium. And my joke was, wouldn't it be funny if you had a bunch of, you know, hardcore biker esque zeppelin pilots. Zeppelin that had hydrogen laws suck T shirts. I found that mildly amusing. Apparently mild isn't the key word here. So I'm explaining that to our writer, a Mr. Lennon, a good friend of the show. He was happy to explain that. Here are a couple of mysteries. He has a couple of other mysteries.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

When sports is over, Tom's daughter sings a specific song. I can play that for you right now. This is my little girl, Finn, A few years ago, when I asked her to sing the so called outro to Chick McGee Sports. And it sounds like this Chick Magee.

[Tom Griswold]

This is what you partner for Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

This is what you farted for. Sure, sure. And he asks what. How'd that happen? I just asked her to sing and that's what came out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

She. I did not tell her to do that.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't give her any.

[Chick McGee]

I gave her no instructions.

[Josh Arnold]

Something.

[Chick McGee]

No, I didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember because you had a. It was actually part of a longer, like, audio clip. You're like, Finn, please say something. She sings that and you laugh.

[Christy Lee]

I believe she. We have a cut where she's singing with her sister. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's a different one. But in any event, that's the origin of that. And then our letter writer asks, when Chick McGee says, Tom likes women who have, quote, an ass like a house cat.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

What does he mean? Well.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we like you like a thin girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There's nothing round about a cat's ass.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Just.

[Christy Lee]

It's bony and Right. Non existent.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's what that means. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thin and just there.

[Christy Lee]

Anything. Any ass bigger than my fist is too much.

[Josh Arnold]

There are. There's so little curvature to a cat's ass. Its anus is on display all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There are no cheeks.

[Chick McGee]

It's anus is out if the tail is up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, often it is.

[Christy Lee]

And the tail is almost always up.

[Tom Griswold]

And wasn't that date women with tails. Come on.

[Chick McGee]

You know something? There's a joke here.

[Christy Lee]

Will you stop? Now she's doing what you're doing. Will you too stop it?

[Chick McGee]

Where was I just. And when they made the filmed version, the. The cinematic version of the stage play Cats, which turned out to be a gigantic bomb, terrible movie. There was quite the controversy about the. The tales and the viewership.

[Josh Arnold]

Originally they had visible anuses. And then they. The test audiences went, we don't care for that at all.

[Christy Lee]

And the coolest part about that is they corrected it in the theaters. They send a digital reboot, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Updated the software said, get rid of The B holes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they rebooted the booty. But they did.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that what they did? They rebooted to booty.

[Christy Lee]

What, what country? What are you doing here?

[Chick McGee]

Now that's my Latvian accent.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's your last. The air.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Southern Latvia. Of course. Everyone is familiar with that accent, I'm sure. Let's see, where was I? Oh, now here's Another question from Mr. Lynn.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's still going. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's a great letter.

[Christy Lee]

Thank God. He, he wrote in. What would we have done without.

[Chick McGee]

He wants to know what does it mean when Josh does this Science.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I am quoting Thomas. I would. When I do it, I science. And I'm quoting that.

[Christy Lee]

Really? I. You know what that guy was yelling.

[Josh Arnold]

The song blinded me with science.

[Chick McGee]

This one.

[Christy Lee]

And that guy's. That guy. British actor, big time star in England.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

They were lucky to get him, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

And didn't Dolby Laboratories end up having some settlement of some sort with that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a Dolby Laboratories developed. I guess when you go to the movies that you see the Dolby logo. Thank you very much for the kind letter. I hope we've cleared up some mysteries.

[Christy Lee]

And then I want to know, I want to hear more about the blimp being on tour. I, I. You just kind of. You just kind of glossed over that. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You're aware of that?

[Christy Lee]

No, I, I didn't hear of. Did we do a story?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we did.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you may have been sick. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Is it on tour? Is it the last year for the blimp? Are they going to.

[Tom Griswold]

They're celebrating 50th anniversary or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Honestly, it was three days of blimp talk. Yes. It had been the week that you were.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was that.

[Christy Lee]

I've been on the Fuji blimp and I've been on the Diet Pepsi blimp, but I've never been on, I don't think the Goodyear blend. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

We were on the Goodyear.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been on the Budweiser blimp. Do you remember that one?

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember the Budweiser blimp.

[Chick McGee]

The Goodyear blimp is celebrating its 100th anniversary.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

And started the tour at the Rose Bowl. So the Official anniversary is June 3rd.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's a one year celebration.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder where.

[Chick McGee]

And Goodyear is actually having a sweepstakes. Very fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Very fun.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder where it'll be June 3rd.

[Tom Griswold]

June 3rd.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Because that's not. That's the date. Oh, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. But in any event, that led us to once again reference the hydrogen laws suck T shirt, which.

[Christy Lee]

Back to that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, just explaining it for those that are not familiar with how you fill up a blimp. And then we could even. We could go deep into the weeds here and discuss the difference between a zeppelin and a blimp.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no doubt we could. We don't.

[Christy Lee]

Well, but we. We so seldom go into the woods that. That'd be a real change. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Now, do you have any. Any letters or. That you'd like to share with us?

[Christy Lee]

This is. Dear Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, hello.

[Christy Lee]

I couldn't help but notice Josh was a little defensive about his cat Gravy becoming a cat model.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And Max says it's okay. I get it. He doesn't want his kitty cat Gravy being harassed by the Paul Parazzi.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, that's exactly why I was defensive.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly right. Exactly right. I'm curious. Dear crew, I'm curious. Do you guys think it would work of a fuel tanker truck and an armored money truck parked in the studio parking lot in the morning? Would keep. Keep the dunder chief out of the studio.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good letter.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever the cost, it would be worth it. Okay. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What is a shot if you pulled in. Oh, he would. Those two things. I don't think I. I think I'd be alarmed, too, just because they would.

[Christy Lee]

If I.

[Chick McGee]

If I pull through, if I pull up. If I pull up to a store and there's a Brinks truck or whatever those things are, I don't go in. You really don't know because you. I don't want to be the random guy that he was. Got the stray bullet from the armed robbery.

[Tom Griswold]

What about if you pull up to the gas station in the tanker trucks?

[Chick McGee]

If as soon as I see the tank, I don't go.

[Christy Lee]

I've never heard of anyone catching a stray bullet from a. From a robbery.

[Josh Arnold]

Happens in movies a lot.

[Chick McGee]

It happens all the time.

[Christy Lee]

It happens all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Ask any on film.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, driver, anytime. I can't remember ever hearing about an armored car robbery in real life.

[Chick McGee]

Well, usually the armored car thing. They forget to shut the back door and the money's out all over the freeway.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that armored car robbery in the heat, man, that's a.

[Chick McGee]

Guns.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And a stander and a bystander at a coming out of a grocery store gets shot.

[Christy Lee]

That's true. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I just. Just got to be careful.

[Christy Lee]

I stand corrected. You never know when you're going to stumble on a movie set.

[Chick McGee]

That reminds me. I got to put gas in my car. Driving in this morning. All of a sudden, my car starts talking to me. Oh, does your car do that? And it goes. Would. Would you like me to direct you to the nearest gas station?

[Christy Lee]

No, I. I managed to put gas in my car when I could see the gas gauge.

[Chick McGee]

I've been looking at it.

[Josh Arnold]

My car communicates with me too much. Not with a voice, but just buzzers. Bells.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

I need an oil change.

[Josh Arnold]

Any of that.

[Chick McGee]

That's why I stopped wearing an apple watch.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I can't stand.

[Tom Griswold]

I really got tired of telling you to stand up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, go away.

[Christy Lee]

I get emails. I get all sorts of stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes I don't have my keys in my pocket. I'll put them in the cup holder. And when I. If I forget and I get out, my card loses its mind.

[Chick McGee]

Are you trying to get me raped?

[Christy Lee]

Dear people, I can tell you, California, we do not have baked potatoes for Super Bowls.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that goes against everything we find.

[Christy Lee]

I know you don't think we could be wrong. This is from Trish from Modesto. Our menu consists of chips and salsa, guacamole and other dips, little smokies and barbecue sauce. All classics, meatballs and marinara, chicken wings, barbecue and buffalo.

[Chick McGee]

All good.

[Christy Lee]

And the classic. This. I've always thought this was a white trash term. Open face sandwiches.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, that is so good.

[Christy Lee]

Which is long French bread, opened mayo, deli, meats, cheese, tomatoes, onions, wax peppers, baked in the oven, cut into slices. That sounds delightful.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We have another update, two of them, in fact, on super bowl food. And it's. You'll be quite interested in the percentage of the population that doesn't care about the game at all, but does care about the food served. And also. What? Would you just guess how many people are actually going to a Super bowl party? What percentage?

[Christy Lee]

70% of people.

[Chick McGee]

You're close.

[Christy Lee]

Dear people. Just wondering if anybody saw Jeopardy. On Wednesday night. Celebrity jeopardy. Roy Wood Jr won and is now in the semifinals.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's cool.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations to. To Roy.

[Tom Griswold]

Awesome.

[Chick McGee]

All right. And Roy's new comedy special, lonely Flowers, is on Hulu, so check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Very funny. Highly recommend it.

[Chick McGee]

I was just doing something with Roy the other day, so we'll look forward to hearing more from him. And Celebrity Jeopardy. What channel is that on?

[Josh Arnold]

Abc.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

And Hulu.

[Christy Lee]

You could stream it on Hulu.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Well, thanks. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Ace did you say channel?

[Chick McGee]

Whatever. I don't care.

[Christy Lee]

Do you still call your TV a set? I have to turn the set on, honey. Hang on a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta warm it up.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta warm it up. Well, you do have to watch those rabbit ears.

[Chick McGee]

My television, it's about. It's about a full minute, sometimes two, before you actually get any content.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Something is way wrong there. And we. We have talked about that.

[Chick McGee]

You know, if I. If you came over to. You would. Because you're an expert at it. The average person could never figure out how to turn the thing on. It makes no sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think we. I think we all could. A lot of laughs in the back.

[Chick McGee]

Who's. Who's laughing?

[Christy Lee]

Everybody.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gay. I'll give you 20 bucks if you can come to my house and turn on my television. You don't. You don't hit the on off switch.

[Christy Lee]

I still say the people who installed your tv, and I know it wasn't you. They did this as a joke and figured you'd call them and have them come back, and you never have.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they've been back. During the game the other day, the. The WI fi went off. Went off?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Television went out.

[Christy Lee]

That happened.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'll do. That will happen.

[Christy Lee]

You know, that's how the signal gets to your.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Tv.

[Chick McGee]

I know the air. Go. No game when. Yeah, whatever happened to the WI fi? So that sounds like a.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't do that with rabbit ears, did it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh.

[Christy Lee]

Never went out.

[Chick McGee]

No. I could remember with rabbit ears. I can remember being up in Harbor Springs at the time, we had very limited tv. We literally had the flag of aluminum foil.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And there were certain times my job was to be the antenna. Tommy, stand over there. Nope. Wait a minute. Hold it. Okay, perfect. And I'd leave. Nope, you got to go back.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes human touch did make it better. Yeah, absolutely. You'd touch the antenna, and the picture would get a little clear. Then when you'd let go, get fuzzy again.

[Christy Lee]

Human touch.

[Chick McGee]

The human touch makes it better.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like this. I can't believe you even know that. Not really in your wheelhouse.

[Chick McGee]

I just made that up. I have no idea what that is. Let's see. Trying to jump start some blatant hostility. Oh, yeah, says Clayton.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, a fight starter. Is that what he's doing? That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see.

[Christy Lee]

Is he an agitator?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This guy wants to start some blatant hostility. This is apparently for me. When Josh asked the question, where will the blimp be? On the Official anniversary.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

June 3rd.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I've been directed to say it'll be up your ass. Oh, I like.

[Christy Lee]

No, the. The response is if it was up your ass, you'd know where it was.

[Josh Arnold]

I like. I like both these, period. Yeah, that's the response. I would also have accepted. Ask your mother. That would have been fine, too. Or. Or your mother.

[Chick McGee]

What time is her shift over at the strip club?

[Josh Arnold]

She's still working. You know that.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up in sports, have one of my favorite yearly sports stories. Bets in the Super Bowl. We'll talk about it.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

What color is the Gatorade gonna be? Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right, now, the Bob and Tom show is sponsored by Better Help. We've gotten through January, right? Is this the last day?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. We're gonna make it. We're gonna make it. Let's make this a great year. 2025. One of the things that can make it a better year is working on your coping skills, working on setting boundaries. And this is where therapy can come in. Therapy can be a super positive thing for you.

[Christy Lee]

Tomorrow's the last day of January.

[Chick McGee]

It is the 31st. Okay. We're getting close. We've made it.

[Christy Lee]

It's the 30th.

[Chick McGee]

What is the.

[Tom Griswold]

What's right? How does the following one days in January.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, April, June, and November. I never.

[Christy Lee]

All the rest have. Now it's a leap year.

[Josh Arnold]

It's only 30.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

None of that information was done correct. Could we check his announcement? Better help. What's Better Help all about? Well, it's about accessing therapy online, making a therapy, by the way. By the way, making it affordable and especially, especially convenient.

[Christy Lee]

He said especially.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Faster. Talk faster.

[Chick McGee]

I want to find this. We have a groundhog survey.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are you aware that there are more groundhogs than just Punxsutawney Phil? Oh, sure. He gets all the paparazzi.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a shame.

[Chick McGee]

Wait. Wait till you hear who else is out there. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to.

[Christy Lee]

Bob and tom.com contest rules or just.

[Josh Arnold]

Scroll down to the bottom of the.

[Christy Lee]

Page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey there, Ryan Reynolds here.

[Christy Lee]

It's a new year and you know what that means.

[Chick McGee]

No, not the diet resolutions. A way for us all to try and do a little bit better than.

[Christy Lee]

We did last year.

[Chick McGee]

And my resolution, unlike big wireless, is to not be a raging and raise the price of wireless on you every chance I get. Give it a [e-mail] switch.

[Tom Griswold]

$45 upfront payment required.

[Josh Arnold]

Equivalent to $15 per month.

[Chick McGee]

New customers on first three month plan only. Taxes and fees, extra speed slower above 40 gigabytes on Unlimited.

[Tom Griswold]

See mintmobile.com for details on the way.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Good. Good morning. Hello, Tom. How's things over there?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good, good. Still trying to get a little bit more organization over here.

[Christy Lee]

We have any more letters over there? Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We'll get to those coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right? You know, you should probably talk into the microphone.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I was reaching over this way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Always busy. Always.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Preoccupied.

[Chick McGee]

We got a lot going on. I know you have some. Yeah. Some sporting news for us.

[Christy Lee]

Do you? I might very well have. Let's see, the Super Bowl's coming up, kids. Who's excited?

[Josh Arnold]

What's that, like a big football game?

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right. Apparently those who know say this is going to be greeted with the most lukewarm response in the history of Super Bowls.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it feels like it.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody's tired of the Chiefs and nobody likes the Eagles. So you see the problem, Luke. Lukewarm, tepid. Tom, what do you think of that? So here's a look at the super bowl prop bets, of course. Coin. Coin toss. Heads or tails?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

First team to score for first team to score a touchdown. TD scored the last two minutes of the first half. I said td, not titty. I didn't think Blocked or faked. Field goal or punt. Yes or no? You can bet. Yes or no.

[Chick McGee]

A fake punt.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. Yeah. There was a fake pun in the NFC championship game. Successful. A player rushes for 100 yards or more. That might be a safe bet with Saquon Barkley. That's right. Let's see. Kansas City. Mahomes throws for 260.5 or more yards.

[Josh Arnold]

What about first interception?

[Christy Lee]

That's on here. Sure. Who has the first. Who throws the first interception? MVP is a quarterback. Yes or no?

[Josh Arnold]

First. First QB to get sacked.

[Christy Lee]

Sacks. Over. Under.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Over. Under three are the sacks or poked.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're from a different region.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

When you go to a grocery store, you say, put this. These groceries in my poke.

[Chick McGee]

Where is that A. Missouri?

[Josh Arnold]

Virginia, Kentucky. That's what I've heard it said there.

[Christy Lee]

My dad said poke in those two areas instead of sac. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We said bag. We didn't say sack.

[Christy Lee]

Did you call your mom a bag?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Yeah, we said bag, too. Plastic or paper? Can you still get paper bags at a grocery store?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

You can?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You sure can. You gotta ask for it.

[Josh Arnold]

They're in the back. Oh. If you're at self check, they're usually right below the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's true.

[Christy Lee]

Do you take your. You have your own bags with you, Tom? The cloth bags? Is that what you do?

[Chick McGee]

I do not.

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I do, too.

[Chick McGee]

Some members of my troop, if you will. Your cast do that?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure they do, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, then I'm. I'm. I'm happy to be a woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a freezer bag? One of those really nice ones that keep your stuff cold?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have one of those.

[Chick McGee]

When you take those bags, do you ever wash them?

[Tom Griswold]

I clean them out. I spray them out with Lysol.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are you just saying that to get him off your back or do you do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I don't blame you.

[Chick McGee]

Now, are you. Do any of these prop bets appeal to you?

[Christy Lee]

Me?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh, I don't know. Probably the. The classics, I would go. I would go over on points, but my gut says under, so I'm not sure even on that one. Man.

[Josh Arnold]

Are there any prop bets concerning Taylor Swift?

[Christy Lee]

Those are the strange prop bets.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How many Times she's shown on camera, that sort of thing.

[Christy Lee]

Over under. They've done that before.

[Tom Griswold]

How long this national anthem goes? That kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure, yeah. Yeah, that's exactly right. Will any player or coach cry during the national anthem?

[Chick McGee]

You can bet on that, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? I can't imagine the flood of emotion you would feel.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but how do you. How do you prove that will apply? What do you mean? What if a guy crying isn't on camera?

[Tom Griswold]

That's true. How would you know?

[Christy Lee]

You've got to. You've got to be. You got to be aware if you're gonna book this bet.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Will a player leave the game, not return due to concussion symptoms.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, because he's crying.

[Christy Lee]

Concussion symptoms. You. Let me finish what I was saying. If the Chiefs win, will Andy Reid be doused in barbecue sauce after the game?

[Josh Arnold]

The answer is no to that barbecue. That's just. Why would they ever do that?

[Chick McGee]

Would they have it handy?

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be so heavy.

[Christy Lee]

It would cause such a mess.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, Andy Reed's back is broken because they dropped the cooler barbecue sauce on him.

[Chick McGee]

One of the players pulled a muscle.

[Christy Lee]

Here's one.

[Chick McGee]

Separated their shoulder. Lifting up the Arthur Bryant's tub.

[Christy Lee]

Here's one that you two can think about for the rest of the day. Number of beers sold over under 120,000.

[Chick McGee]

I would have no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that just at the stadium or.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

The ones worldwide. It's apartment complexes everywhere that are having a Super bowl party.

[Christy Lee]

How many times will Taylor Swift be shown live throughout the game? Over under five and a half. That seems low.

[Josh Arnold]

How many times will she be shown dead?

[Christy Lee]

What color will.

[Josh Arnold]

Suckers.

[Christy Lee]

Beth, cut that out. Oh, what color will the Gatorade be? That's dumped on the head coach.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that one.

[Christy Lee]

Purple, blue, yellow, lime green, red, pink, orange. Clear is the long shot at a thousand dollars. Bet a hundred, you win a thousand.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I may have to. That's not going to be clear.

[Christy Lee]

You got to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on, man. Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Really isn't going to be lemon lime.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I've never seen that. How many times will the chains be used, Tom, for a measurement of a.

[Chick McGee]

First down, one of you just have the players take their helmets off, put on leather, go back to the 1800s.

[Christy Lee]

There was an interesting. There was an interesting story from the New York Times the other day. The many reasons why they can't put a chip in the football to measure on the field. I was going to send it to him, but it would be wasted Paper.

[Josh Arnold]

To give it to him would be to throw it away.

[Christy Lee]

What are the reasons will a kicker hit the upright? I'm not discussing it.

[Josh Arnold]

Fair enough.

[Christy Lee]

Will it kicker hit the upright or crossbar on a missed field goal or extra point? The key here is missed. Washington advanced hitting the upright and made the. Made the kick. So there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. But you're not gonna say any of these appeal to you?

[Christy Lee]

No. Huh. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But you are going to make your pick.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

It has been posted at the Chick.

[Christy Lee]

I like the Chiefs.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

And you can't go wrong against Mahomes.

[Chick McGee]

And they're giving how many points?

[Christy Lee]

Two.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I appreciate that, Chick. I'll do my best.

[Christy Lee]

Super Bowl Sunday was Patrick Mahomes just here?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure if that was. Wait a minute. Was that your Barack Obama or your Patrick Mahomes?

[Josh Arnold]

It was not my Barack Obama.

[Christy Lee]

No, that was absolutely Patrick Mahomes.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, can anybody do a Jennifer Aniston impression so I can do my Barack Obama impression?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's not.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a room.

[Christy Lee]

That's the hot room.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a juicy one. I saw that for the first time yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't seen it.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the laugh for five?

[Tom Griswold]

Jennifer Aniston and Barack Obama allegedly are having an affair.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why Michelle hasn't been at certain.

[Chick McGee]

Events.

[Tom Griswold]

Sparking the divorce rumors.

[Chick McGee]

If he knocked her up, that would be such a great story.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it would be.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. How old is Jennifer Aniston?

[Tom Griswold]

She's 50.

[Josh Arnold]

50 something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. She can't have a baby, Barack.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's why it would be such a story.

[Chick McGee]

Barack. No, scientists. They could implant something in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that. He likes the Rachel. Who knew?

[Christy Lee]

Thanks, Obama.

[Josh Arnold]

You say you think she says that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

After he says I love you. Okay, good. We've covered some good ground here. Coming up, we have assault with a sandwich in the news. We have sandwich news. We have Gronk and his connection to super bowl food.

[Christy Lee]

That assault with sandwich has to be like a crusty bread, like a foot long.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. You want a harder bread.

[Christy Lee]

Something. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or it could be maybe like a really hot sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm not reading the Gronk story.

[Chick McGee]

Why not?

[Christy Lee]

Because I'm not paying attention to any more Patriots. And I think you should join me. And you're part of the problem.

[Chick McGee]

All right. That seems to be somewhat random.

[Christy Lee]

No. Remember how long we put up with the Bears and their super bowl win? It's, it's has patriots. We're still putting up with them. They haven't won in a while.

[Chick McGee]

There's an argument to be made there. That's all coming up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for.

[Josh Arnold]

You on YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

Watch and subscribe.

[Ali Breen]

Bravo TV star Lala Kent holds nothing back on the Give Them Lala podcast.

[Christy Lee]

No, I have a very short view.

[Ali Breen]

Get to know the TV personality.

[Chick McGee]

I don't need to watch the show.

[Christy Lee]

Because I get the real life version.

[Ali Breen]

From relationships and motherhood.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me tell you something about breastfeeding.

[Christy Lee]

To business and beyond. You are scared of failure, so it prevents you from trying. This is where we implement a big.

[Tom Griswold]

Set of ovaries and then we obsess.

[Ali Breen]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to a wild, wild time. That's Wild Bob and Tom Show Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold Real quick behind this. Nobody will know what I'm talking about. It wasn't 20ft, but it was way closer than I, it should have. You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Gotcha.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Depending on what time, 20ft would have.

[Josh Arnold]

Been like me to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think you should tell that story on the air.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that story.

[Christy Lee]

Josh is at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

And you're 20ft from where I was.

[Josh Arnold]

In Washington, D.C. and I had like a day and a night, but I got there at night and I went, oh, I'm not gonna have time tomorrow to go see the White House. I just want to get a look at this thing. And so that evening I went to the area, you know, the National Mall, and I got to see some things. And then I was like, all right, the White House should be around here somewhere, according to this walking map that I had. And I was walking around and I was like, what is. And you know, there are pretty bushes.

[Chick McGee]

And it's dark by now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, real dark. And I open up this one gate and I go through it and I'm kind of walking. It was like a, it was like a giant gate, but you know what I mean? Like, it was like a fence kind of gate. And.

[Christy Lee]

But you did have to open a gate to go to another area.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, just Rick and I've been down the sidewalk and all of a sudden, this, like, big black Explorer or what, like an SUV pulls up, Escalade, and this guy in a suit gets out and he goes, sir, what are you. Can I help you? And I was like, yeah, I just, you know, I just wanted to look at the White House because you can't be here. I said, what? I. I go, I'm just here looking. I just wanted to see the White House. And I. And he goes, it's right there. And I turned, and it was so close. It was, like, way closer to it than I should have been. And I go, there are no lights or anything. He goes, there's a family asleep in there. He was talking about the Obama. He goes, we don't turn the lights on when there's.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they're trying to sleep.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, oh, my gosh. Okay. Thank you. And then I walked away. But when I was walking, I was thinking that was probably. I guarantee at some point, I was in somebody's literal sights.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Was there a little. A red dot?

[Josh Arnold]

Not that I noticed. But for them to go, hey, go get that guy.

[Chick McGee]

What time of year was it?

[Josh Arnold]

It was fall. It was fall.

[Christy Lee]

That's my late.

[Chick McGee]

Was it November?

[Josh Arnold]

It was not November.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Usually on that November 22, the. The Jack Ruby's grandkids always come to.

[Christy Lee]

That's my favorite story. You know, this is a real thing. But there are, you know, snipers on the. Yeah. I mean, they are on the. On the roof.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There.

[Christy Lee]

And there's a guy. A bunch of guys all around the country right now sitting on a Samsonite chair, dressed to jump in a jet. They've got their helmet underneath it, and if they had to scramble, they go out and get. They're ready to go right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Anything happens, wow, they could be listening.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd love to think there was some walkie talkie. Who. All right, who left gate?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would the gate be available?

[Chick McGee]

Why wouldn't there be a guard there? Wow.

[Christy Lee]

We got a Jethro walking around out there. You want to check on that?

[Josh Arnold]

I wish there was some footage of me somewhere, looking like the. The biggest dumbass.

[Christy Lee]

Some kind of code slack job.

[Chick McGee]

You're lucky you didn't get tackled and cuffed, printed, stuck in a cell.

[Josh Arnold]

I got to see it all. Not lit up or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you go back later the next day?

[Josh Arnold]

The next morning? I did see it from way. You know, from afar.

[Tom Griswold]

Right where you're supposed to, Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very Much. It's time to go back to the sports page.

[Christy Lee]

We've got one note here for the WNBA All Star Game coming up. July 19, Gainbridge Field House in Indianapolis. It has been made known that Caitlin Clark is going to participate in the three point shooting contest. She's announced this. Clark. There had been discussions for, and these are still on the table, for Clark to participate in a contest similar to one you remember last year when Steph Curry and Sabrina Ionescu had a three point shooting contest. They might set up something like that with Caitlin at the All Star Game in Indianapolis. And from the National Hockey League, Josh. Yes. The Utah Hockey Club has chosen three finalists for the absolute permanent team name it will adopt with the 2025, 2026 NHL season.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, they're down to three.

[Chick McGee]

Can we guess?

[Christy Lee]

Here are the top three? Yeah, go ahead. Do you remember what the choices were?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you?

[Christy Lee]

Well, this is going to be tough.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Yeti was one, but that was pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Much out because of the Cooler company.

[Chick McGee]

Although, wouldn't you think the Cooler company would say, hey, this is great advertising?

[Tom Griswold]

I would think.

[Josh Arnold]

I would not think that.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, they don't need it. They don't need it at all. They don't need the licensing.

[Chick McGee]

I will tell you Stanley's.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't need the headache.

[Christy Lee]

Yeti is not one of the finalists that was disqualified.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Outlaws.

[Christy Lee]

The franchise will, you know, the franchise will use a final round of voting. Here are your choices. Utah Mammoth. Utah Wasatch.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

That's new.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Or the Utah Hockey Club. Just keep it at hockey.

[Tom Griswold]

I like Mammoth.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't. Wasatch didn't. I don't even remember that from, like the top 10. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is a Wasatch?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Maybe it's a. Same thing as a Henway. What's a henway?

[Chick McGee]

£3.

[Christy Lee]

Fans in attendance starting with last night's game against the Pens, will vote at designated iPad stations at the Delta center to help decide the name and logo.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going hockey club. That would be my vote.

[Christy Lee]

Team officials backed away from including Yeti as a finalist after being unable to work out a coexistence agreement with the Yeti Cooler Company in branding and merchandise.

[Chick McGee]

I thought Wasatch was some kind of critter. Wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Native American type.

[Christy Lee]

Wasatch Mountains.

[Chick McGee]

The Wasatch Mountain Range.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, one of the Utah Jazz uniforms.

[Christy Lee]

They have mountain. They have mountains on the Utah Jazz and they're on their shorts. It looks stupid.

[Chick McGee]

That makes sense. I mean, they've Got some great places to ski there.

[Christy Lee]

But here are some names that were. Were rejected. They didn't even make it to the final six.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

The Freeze. The Northern Lights.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

The Voyagers. The White Bears.

[Josh Arnold]

The Utah White Bears.

[Chick McGee]

Well, all right.

[Christy Lee]

The Edge. The Fury. The Attack. The Power. The Range.

[Chick McGee]

The Polygamists.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the Fury.

[Christy Lee]

The Rhinos. The Polygamist didn't make it. Saber Cats. That sounds superhero. Isn't there Marvel? Saber Cat.

[Tom Griswold]

I like Saber Cats.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I like that one too. Yeah, better than the Wasatch.

[Christy Lee]

Here's the one. I like Ice Tigers.

[Josh Arnold]

I do too.

[Christy Lee]

Did you know there are Ice Tigers?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know there are Ice Tigers. Let's see, there are also Black Bears. Cougars. Outlaws, Big Horns, Explorer. They had like 100 names and they've got it down to three.

[Chick McGee]

I like murder Hornets.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's kind of doesn't have anything to do with hockey or maybe to do with hockey.

[Christy Lee]

I think.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they have to do with Utah.

[Tom Griswold]

Utah.

[Christy Lee]

I think Murder Hornets though suffers from the same thing that the Toronto Raptors like Murder Hornets is kind of sort of top of mind now.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

But Jurassic park, when Toronto came in, that's why they're the Raptors. Then that's kind of waned.

[Chick McGee]

And that's why the super bowl is called the super bowl. Because the word super was big, whatever 50 some years ago.

[Christy Lee]

Super.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's super.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember it was the Anaheim Mighty Ducks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

For a while.

[Christy Lee]

Because of the movie. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now what else is coming up in sports?

[Christy Lee]

Emilio Estevez. We have the Rob Gronkowski.

[Josh Arnold]

Can he coach these rag tag kids into a trap in his final role?

[Christy Lee]

It's a feel good story.

[Josh Arnold]

Ended up directing some good films.

[Christy Lee]

Bill. Bill Belichick, Rob Gronkowski and what the hell. A new poll taken of Americans. Something about food and Tums, the antacid.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, tums to tum. Tums.

[Christy Lee]

The most irritating food. The most. The ones likely.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, just what the most popular foods are. Of course.

[Christy Lee]

And it doesn't say anything about baked potatoes in there.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't see that. I'll have to look at the story again. But we have some important information right now. Speaking of sports, Buckeye fans.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Just got the name of that team. This is for the Utah Hockey Hockey Club, which I do like that name. Now, when I point, you say, shut your mouth. The bad mother puckers.

[Josh Arnold]

You didn't point.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry. Try it again.

[Christy Lee]

He clearly said, now, when I point.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, I'll do it with you.

[Christy Lee]

You say, shut your mouth. You got you the bad.

[Chick McGee]

They're the bad.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going, oh, yeah, but you said.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, the bad mother puckers.

[Josh Arnold]

Shut your mouth.

[Christy Lee]

Puckers is out of the barn though, right?

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta say, bad mother.

[Christy Lee]

Shut your mouth. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, then people get the wrong idea. It's all about being a puck. A puck person. You know something?

[Josh Arnold]

Just talking about Utah.

[Christy Lee]

I need a good pucker. How about that?

[Chick McGee]

We are, we are puckless in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome to the Jungle Clones.

[Christy Lee]

It's the Jim Rome Show Podcast 3.

[Chick McGee]

The Greatest and loyal fan base ever.

[Christy Lee]

You, the Clones.

[Chick McGee]

It all starts with the jungle. We're in it to win it. And I'm in it to go as hard as I possibly can every day to make sure that you clones get the best possible product every single day. Day one, all in. Let's freaking go. The Jim Rome Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello, hello. I'm so excited. Are you guys ready for the first night of the NFL Pro Bowl? Very.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Tonight at the skills competition, that passing contest you guys were excited about.

[Josh Arnold]

What I'm gonna do is after work I'm gonna go home and nap.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And just so I can be ready.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

To stay up late enjoying it.

[Chick McGee]

That's on my list.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

Right at the bottom.

[Christy Lee]

7:00 ESPN.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Tied to a chair.

[Christy Lee]

And I might watch 5 seconds all time Eastern time. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

I. I will watch none of it. Are you gonna really watch it?

[Christy Lee]

Me? Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm.

[Chick McGee]

What channel for a bit?

[Christy Lee]

Espn. What channel is it on?

[Tom Griswold]

Espn.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I really couldn't. I really couldn't care.

[Josh Arnold]

Entertainment Sports programming Network.

[Chick McGee]

There should be.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, who's this now?

[Chick McGee]

Some great conc.

[Josh Arnold]

Information.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look, it's. Wait a minute. Who is that? Oh, hey, I can't see it. Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Who the hell is that? Who do you think it is?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

This is radio.

[Josh Arnold]

It's playing septic. I heard you talk about the Pro Bowl. Yeah. Oh, man, I'm a big fan. Where are they holding it this year?

[Christy Lee]

Chick Orlando?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they. Is the NFL out of money?

[Christy Lee]

No, that's what they come up with.

[Josh Arnold]

They just like cheat. Cheap, cheap meth. And they're call girls wearing mouse ears, apparently.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Either way, I won't be attending because it happens to coincide with the biggest plumbing event this year in Atlantic City. Our own Pro bowl, so to speak. Oh, boy. Flush a thon 2025 previously clog o rama. Yeah, Flushathon's a lot like the Consumer Electronics Fair they hold in Vegas. Only with older, uglier prostitutes. Oh, yeah. I'm excited to see what plumber takes home the coveted golden plunger this year. Last year, Pete of Pete's Plumbing of Brownsville Station, Idaho took home both the Golden Plunger and the cherished crystal crack.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's awarded to the plumber with the sexiest plumber's crack.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you.

[Chick McGee]

Are you up for it?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Have you seen my crack?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's too hairy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's right. That's right, Tom. I don't know. Did you see they're having these pro bowlers play mass in 2025 video game competition. Flush a thon. Of course, all the plumbers face off in a two day Super Mario 64 tournament. Oh, yeah, sure, sure. Yeah. We'll see if Luigi from 24 Hour Plumbing to Wichita can retain his title. Or feel. Finally come in. Number Two. Flush a Thon is awesome. It's not just for plumbers. It's fun for the whole family. We got a face paint booth for kids, a teen corner with actual commodes. We got a snake. And plumbing demonstrations for the kiddos at the top of each hour. Yeah, the key is you want to get the kids addicted to it early before they realize they can grow up and have a career that doesn't involve human waste. Did I mention every man through the door gets a free plunger? And every lady gets a complimentary toilet brush. How nice. Well, I'll be at Flush a Thon all weekend. I'm competing in a bunch of events against the snaking competition, the bull hurl, where you see how far you can hurl a toilet. Oh, I'd watch that. And of course, the, the. The. The famous. Of all the. The bald plunger toss. You see how many tosses it takes to get a plunger stuck on a bald Dude's head standing 50 yards away? Well, I better run. These septic tanks ain't gonna suck themselves.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen, pleasure. The rumor is the. The ad septic hoodies did sell out. And T shirts. The rumor is there's going to be a spring edition.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

So it's just, just around the corner while I'm at it. Looks like there's going to be a special, special T shirt available when we do our very Special event, Friday, February 21st at the Riverside Casino and Resort. By the way, information about tickets for that show, Riverside CasinoResort.com we'll give you get some details. Riverside Casino and Resort dot com. Hope to see you there. It's a free show that morning and then a special comedy show that evening. Get all the details. Thanks to our friends at 100.7 the fox. Okay, what do you got over there, Chick Magee.

[Christy Lee]

Bill Belichick shooting his mouth off again, says the super bowl trophy should be renamed after Tom Brady. Belichick, who's now the coach of North Carolina Tar Heels in college. That's right. Made his comments on podcast called let's go. Belichick argued that players win games. To which the co host, Mr. Sports Jim Gray, said they didn't name it the star trophy after Bart Starr. It's named the Lombardi. This prompted Belichick to respond, maybe they should name it the Brady trophy. He's won seven Super Bowls. Belichick, who's won eight super bowl rings, including two as an assistant defensive coordinator with the Giants, and Bill Parcell.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds to me I'm Sure. He said it's sort of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but they jump on it.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, we can change the name of the Gulf of Mexico. Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, you know, we got your. You got your mountain McKinley's back. I mean, hey, why not? You can change anything.

[Christy Lee]

The promotional organization name of this show called.

[Chick McGee]

It's not going to be the Josh Show. I can tell what you're thinking over there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, no, no. I mean, it should be what it is.

[Chick McGee]

Josh and Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Wow. I do the least amount of work.

[Chick McGee]

Chick McGee presents the Josh Show. Something like that.

[Christy Lee]

Avocados from Mexico is teaming up with Rob Gronkowski to create the former NFL star's favorite super bowl snack.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a guess as to what the name is.

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it Grandka Mole?

[Christy Lee]

It is. Grandkamole. Listen to him laughing. It's a mashup of guacamole and buffalo chicken dip. The recipe now available on Avocado from Mexico's website.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll try it.

[Christy Lee]

Fans, enter for a chance to win a limited edition big game guac pack@avocadosfrom Mexico.com.

[Josh Arnold]

You like the Guac chickster?

[Christy Lee]

I do. I do. I don't like. Sometimes it has too much lime. I don't care for that.

[Chick McGee]

You're exactly correct.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like. I. I like Almost lime free.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

You got to be careful.

[Josh Arnold]

Tahini. Is that a thing in there?

[Tom Griswold]

Not in guacamole.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Hummus?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I've been. No wonder mine tastes so crappy.

[Chick McGee]

I do like the name. You know, I think Gronk a mole is cool.

[Josh Arnold]

I. It's exactly why. What I would do if I were drunk. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You ever see that picture of him naked in their locker room from the back?

[Josh Arnold]

I have. And does he have a nice butt?

[Christy Lee]

Why do you bring that up?

[Chick McGee]

They call it badonka gronk.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he does have a nice.

[Chick McGee]

Quite impressive.

[Josh Arnold]

Quite impressive, but quite the tushy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know. I'm a fan. I love guacamole.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. Guac is really good.

[Chick McGee]

And this sounds. This sounds pretty good because that was. We found out when we were doing our research that apparently that particular dip is way up there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Buffalo chicken dip.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, Just.

[Christy Lee]

And you'd never heard of it before?

[Chick McGee]

No, but it's in all these surveys of the best super bowl food.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna ask Jess Hooker if she'll make us some grandkamole.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll make you some buffalo chicken dip.

[Christy Lee]

I'm very excited and According to.

[Chick McGee]

Please, please do it the same day that hooker does hers. So I have something to eat.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not known for your cooking. That's why you're getting teased. I don't think it's appropriate comedically. This is all wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Christy really thinks I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

But truthfully, hurtful. Anytime Christy has brought me something, she's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, you know, it goes down real good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The conceit on the show, if you will, is that you're a terrible cook.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Christy Lee]

And keep that going.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of true, but it is very funny.

[Christy Lee]

According to a new poll, fewer than half of Americans care which team wins the Super Bowl. We were talking about this earlier. I believe that survey of 2,000 U.S. adults conducted on behalf of TOMS. That's right. The ad asks under 50. 50% of people actually care which football team wins the Super Bowl. 55% believe the food spread did not take.

[Josh Arnold]

The brown antacid has the power to.

[Christy Lee]

Make or break the experience.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

50.

[Chick McGee]

I like that very much.

[Christy Lee]

The top three foods necessary to have around for a successful big game watch party.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. These are the top foods necessary to have around for a big game watch party.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it says the top three, and then it gives seven examples.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, this is.

[Christy Lee]

Buffalo and. Or hot wings. Barbecue. Just says barbecue.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Could be potato chips, could be spare ribs. We don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Could be goat.

[Christy Lee]

Could be goat. Seven layer dip. Oh, I like a good seven layer dip. Snacks considered necessary for a Super bowl party are nachos, cookies, and potato chips. Oops. Cookies.

[Chick McGee]

60. You don't like cookies?

[Christy Lee]

60% of those poll always take cookies. Will be hosting. 60% of those poll to be hosting or attending a Super bowl party. How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm out of here. I don't see a plate of pecan sandies anywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Where are they now? How many people watch will typically watch, like the playoff, were they 55 million, would you say? Yesterday?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Something around there for the playoff games?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. 55, 57.

[Chick McGee]

The Super Bowl.

[Christy Lee]

120 million.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So a lot of people that just don't watch football are watching the super bowl, or at least they're at an event where the super bowl is on.

[Christy Lee]

It's solidly American. Yes. So this kind of thing doesn't happen. Well, maybe not. Not to this extent.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you having a Super bowl party, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no, no, no. You're coming home.

[Chick McGee]

I have young girls. They're not interested in it.

[Tom Griswold]

They're okay.

[Chick McGee]

9 and 12.

[Christy Lee]

What about Taylor's gonna be there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are they aware of that?

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of over the fact that she's at a football game?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So I see. Are they overheard all?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, they're big fans.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll have a wicked sing along instead.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe they're singing about that. That as well. Oh, did you go see that, pat?

[Josh Arnold]

I watched 10 minutes at home and I didn't care for it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I can't bring myself to. Why. I'm sure if I watched it, I would love it.

[Josh Arnold]

But everyone around me loves it, though.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe so. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's not for me. Would you rather have, irrespective of the game, Philly cheesecake or Kansas City barbecue?

[Christy Lee]

Philly cheesesteak.

[Chick McGee]

Did I. I'm sorry, I keep saying cheesecake.

[Christy Lee]

Cheesecake.

[Chick McGee]

Philly cheese steak or KC Barbecue?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going KC Barbecue.

[Christy Lee]

Me too. Barbecue.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you guys had a Philly cheesesteak? A real one? You know what, Pat? I have. They're amazing. But I'm just saying, for during the football game. Right. I like the barbecue. Well, okay.

[Christy Lee]

See, this is the problem.

[Josh Arnold]

Who am I kidding? I'd have both. What? I mean, honestly.

[Chick McGee]

And who's the halftime person?

[Christy Lee]

Kendrick Lamar.

[Chick McGee]

Is he a singer or a rapper?

[Josh Arnold]

Rapper.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm out. I'm out.

[Josh Arnold]

He's good. You'd like him.

[Chick McGee]

Great. Is it just him or will he have a. Oh, there's always an entourage of.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll have some people you've never heard of.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Friends of his. Wayne Newton.

[Christy Lee]

Who would be. Who would be at the halftime show that you. That you would.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I get it. It's not for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Who would you like?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not a big hip hop guy.

[Christy Lee]

I'm asking who would you like to.

[Josh Arnold]

James Taylor. Just in a chair. James Taylor.

[Chick McGee]

The classic rock guys had their day for the most part.

[Josh Arnold]

Whiskey Myers. I want to see Whiskey Myers at the Super Bowl. They almost cost rock so hard. And they're perfect for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There are a bunch of really good country guys right now, that's for sure. Really strong alternative.

[Tom Griswold]

The last country guy to do the halftime.

[Josh Arnold]

The Garth Brooks. No, he's never done it. I don't think that seems ridiculous that he never did it.

[Christy Lee]

Bring the Metallica.

[Josh Arnold]

Metallica would be great. I mean, because they have a lot of songs that. Yeah. People who don't listen to that would work harder rock would play harder rock during the games.

[Christy Lee]

Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just. I don't know. I don't know. DC Kendrick Lamar could walk in here and I wouldn't know who he was.

[Christy Lee]

I'd come back to see Michael Buble or.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like him. The last time a country act performed at the super bowl halftime show was 1994. Shania Twain, Clint Black, Tanya Tucker, Travis Tritt and the Judds performed a medley of hits together.

[Christy Lee]

Well, why don't they get the judge back?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's just a judge.

[Christy Lee]

It's just a Judd. Yes, we're down to a judge.

[Josh Arnold]

I could grab Judd Nelson. Ashley and Judd Nelson.

[Christy Lee]

It's the judge. No, it's Winona. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Or no Ashley in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know, Ashley can sing. She just doesn't want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Chris Stapleton would be good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, he would be good. Good. What a voice. You know, wouldn't it be fun to really have something like Chris Stapleton and Kendrick Lamar?

[Chick McGee]

I think they could do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they. Of course. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A bunch of guys. But this is going to be strictly rap and maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's more hip hop. There's a lot of musical courses. He's very good, actually. It's good stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, we'll see. I'll be not watching. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He has a big beef with somebody, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Drake.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Drake came out.

[Chick McGee]

That's got to be exciting.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Drake is. He likes to go off as their.

[Chick McGee]

Is there sporting events? They're billionaires. Don't have enough. What's going on? Their private jet has the wrong color.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. I mean, that's. You make fun of somebody's private jet color. You were asking. That's like a.

[Christy Lee]

And you don't say private jet. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

What do you say?

[Christy Lee]

Pj?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You don't say private jet.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You're just showing your ignorance.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Sorry. But PB and J, Something else, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You could have a PBJ on a pj.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. That'd be nice. How about a bj?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, a bj.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. To have a PB and J while getting a BJ on a pj.

[Christy Lee]

Holy hell.

[Josh Arnold]

How good would that. It could go down and I'd be fine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, it's not going to go any better than this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Al Jackson]

Coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of sandwiches, we have sandwiches in crime News today, of all things. We also have a world record, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Did somebody rob a house and then had a sandwich?

[Chick McGee]

We're going to find out. But right now I want to remind you that the best way to listen to this show is on those Raycon earbuds.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

A little bit of your Howard Cosell.

[Christy Lee]

In there, go to.

[Chick McGee]

Go to Frazier. Go.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of sports coming up, we got.

[Chick McGee]

Some more sporting news for you. We have one of those things happens every year about this time. If you want to name something after your ex, it's out there again. This time I believe it's roaches. We'll find out where and I doubt if we can find out why. We have a really cool story about a guy faking his death again. We've had a couple of these lately. Wait till you find out about this one. It's really kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Did you make some notes for me?

[Chick McGee]

Okay. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Got something to say?

[Chick McGee]

Send us an email.

[Josh Arnold]

Bob and tomobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom show on the way.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

He's over there at the I hate Steven Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee and we're in the O'Reilly Auto Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Chick McGee]

You want to try doing it again, Ace? You ready?

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Is Ace gonna play now? I'll do the Oo Riley with Pat and then Ace does the Pat O'Reilly. The basso profundo Auto parts. And then, Christy, you can do the Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Pat Auto Parts. What are you saying?

[Chick McGee]

Right? Ready? Did I have to get it right? I, I, we ready? We go. 1.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, OH. O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Ace. I don't know how to tell you this, Ace, but you're not. You're not putting enough oomph into it. We're gonna have to rehearse it, and then we'll get back to you. Right now. I.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys go do that now. In the middle of the street.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, We.

[Christy Lee]

Do you ever get told to go out and play in the middle of.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a big one. Yeah, My grandma would say it.

[Tom Griswold]

Or go play in traffic. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Tommy Jonigan had my favorite. He and his cousins would get together, and Tommy's dad would say, why don't you guys go out there and fight.

[Josh Arnold]

And actually make them fight.

[Chick McGee]

But he wasn't kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right. He would pit them together. Yeah. Against each other.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Good idea.

[Christy Lee]

Did you ever fight any of your cousins? I bet you got into, like, a war of words and lawyers were called.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

No swords. Right? No.

[Chick McGee]

I only know or knew maybe four of my cousins.

[Christy Lee]

Your mom's side, dad's side.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know all were on my mom's side? And interestingly enough, I have two mystery cousins. I don't even know if they're alive anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Mystery cousin.

[Chick McGee]

Never met them.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, you must have 50. Oh, tons. All of an Irish family. Yeah. Six of us. Afraid to pull out. My dad came from. He was 12.

[Chick McGee]

Is afraid to pull out the name of a chapter.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no, it's called Sex is the only luxury they can afford.

[Josh Arnold]

It's called the rhythm method.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't work.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently a lot of cousins. So you don't, you know, you can just look them up, probably.

[Chick McGee]

I've tried. No, this is a really complicated story involving. Involving an ugly divorce in the early 50s.

[Tom Griswold]

They changed their names.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. We. We can't find. Find them. They're probably dead.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't want to be found.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you hear? Tom's looking for us.

[Christy Lee]

Change our name.

[Chick McGee]

So it's a long, complicated.

[Christy Lee]

Anything's worth it. Didn't your mother have someone that wasn't related to you but you. She wanted you to call her your. Your aunt.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You know, I had.

[Chick McGee]

I had an actual. A couple of actual ants.

[Christy Lee]

Are you sure?

[Josh Arnold]

Ant Steel Box is coming over, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

It's Time for a song.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't see my cousins enough.

[Christy Lee]

Rough and ready.

[Josh Arnold]

I love them, though.

[Tom Griswold]

I love my cousins, too. We get together a lot more now.

[Chick McGee]

Now we'll move forward. Here we have. We've been talking a lot about food at the super bowl, and now here's.

[Christy Lee]

Pat with a song.

[Chick McGee]

We just had a new. Another news story talking about what the. The popular foods are as opposed to the ones that Chick McGee suggested. He found the. Was it the Mental Floss poll?

[Christy Lee]

Baked potatoes, man. Look it up.

[Chick McGee]

Said the number one food at super bowl parties was baked potatoes. I am skeptical.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, in five states it was poke bowls.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

And some sort of odd like kinesi pie or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

New York State. It was a baked ziti.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I wouldn't mind some baked ziti. That'd be good.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be good.

[Chick McGee]

Now you have a tribute to super bowl food, is that correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a sing along if you'd like it. Maybe too early for everybody. That's fine. I'll take it myself. We got you. You can heckle, you can clap. Just have it. Enjoy yourself.

[Christy Lee]

We can heckle, though, though? Absolutely. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Boom.

[Christy Lee]

Play something.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I know this one. It's the super bowl treat. Oh, the snack that can be beat.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wings and pizza. They got to go. I want a hot big potato Three days in a row with this. I know, but Tom asked me, so I'm singing I want a hotel.

[Chick McGee]

I'll explain how radio works.

[Christy Lee]

You see.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just heckling.

[Chick McGee]

They play the. They play the radio hits over and over three times.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta sing this. I want a hot baked potato, Hot baked potato Not a fried green tomato.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Fetuccini Alfredo. I know it was you, Freda. I drench it in sour cream and butter.

[Christy Lee]

Mm.

[Josh Arnold]

The spud is like no other.

[Chick McGee]

With.

[Josh Arnold]

Cheese you can smother. I want a hot baked potato. Chomp, chomp, chomp.

[Chick McGee]

All right. A little tribute to the hot baked potato.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, now that was fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Now someone is going to make baked potatoes for their super bowl party just so they can send us a picture of them.

[Christy Lee]

Hell, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Heck yeah. I bet we get more than one.

[Chick McGee]

And don't get me wrong here. I'd love, love baked potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

There's this amazing company in Idaho called Meat and Potato Company. They're my buddies, and they have potatoes as big as a watermelon. They are. And they're so delicious. They're unlike any other potatoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Big as a Water.

[Christy Lee]

Are they big as a water?

[Chick McGee]

Are they? I don't understand. Is this a thing you mail to them and they send you them?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man, I bet they're delicious.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

They mail you baked potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

They make you. They mail you baked potato. Watermelons size as big as a watermelon.

[Chick McGee]

Is it frozen and cooked already?

[Christy Lee]

Potato company. No, potatoes frozen.

[Josh Arnold]

The meat's real time.

[Christy Lee]

But what, what's the title? Meat and potato. They can also send you meat.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you know it is absolutely legal. You can go to your post office today and do this.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

You can take a bait, a potato, write the address on it, put a stamp on the potato. And they have to mail it.

[Christy Lee]

And they mail it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. That is still a post law.

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

I guess back in the day, people were hungry. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A potato.

[Christy Lee]

Instead of sending money, they would send people potatoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you absolutely can't do that. I'll. I'll add this caveat if you want to really piss off the people at the. Don't. I mean, it's real annoying, I'm sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You mean you can send a potato in the U.S.

[Christy Lee]

That potato, a birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

Potato, big as a watermelon.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a post postal worker right now cursing you so hard.

[Christy Lee]

And their stakes, their tomahawk steaks are as tall as a toddler.

[Chick McGee]

Handy to know we're going to need a bigger box. A watermelon sized potato. Okay, well, what else is coming up, Christy Lee?

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have. I know we're talking Super Bowl, I know we're talking Valentine's Day, but before we get there, we have Groundhog Day and we have big groundhog news.

[Chick McGee]

What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Sunday? February 2nd.

[Josh Arnold]

Hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the Sunday.

[Josh Arnold]

Never cared for it.

[Christy Lee]

They call it the deuce.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. It's February 2nd and this thing says six more weeks of winter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That brings us into mid March. You know, I thought we might have six more weeks of winter. Yeah, it is. It is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But if he doesn't see his shadow, it's an early summer, and that's a lie.

[Josh Arnold]

If he doesn't see a shadow on February 8th, it's not 75 degrees in the Midwest. Never has.

[Chick McGee]

We'll find out second.

[Christy Lee]

February 2nd, we'll find out that there.

[Tom Griswold]

Are mean to start a fight.

[Chick McGee]

There are more groundhogs, semi famous groundhogs than just Punxsutawney Phil, which I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Know till this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't want to toot my more accurate my own state's horn, but there happens to be Buckeye Chuck. He's out there. He's a groundhog.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't make the top five.

[Josh Arnold]

Rabbit is an anything.

[Christy Lee]

Here's, here's. Buzzing in his head all the time. Frothing at the mouth now.

[Chick McGee]

And I think we also differ on this. I love the movie Groundhog Day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I do too. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I'm a fan.

[Christy Lee]

Do you mute Andy McDowell?

[Chick McGee]

She's gorgeous. She's great in that movie.

[Josh Arnold]

I squint a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Just.

[Christy Lee]

Just horrible.

[Chick McGee]

Also coming up, we have lifts his little head, A special edition of Ali Breen and sexy time.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Coming up today.

[Christy Lee]

What are you gonna do? You got another scene to shoot later today.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Andy, would you like to be in our movie? We need. We need somebody to really bland it up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Andy, this is too electric with Bill in it. Can you just stay right there?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, Andy, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

That's all. Coming up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Al Jackson]

Ow.

[Chick McGee]

And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob.

[Christy Lee]

And Tom show this morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there.

[Christy Lee]

Over there at the IH Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, now that you mentioned a chick. It's a new year. That maybe a new rose. Steven Singer jewelers. Brand new 24 karat gold roses, peacock teal. Get it before they sell out. Exclusively @IhateStevensinger.com.

[Christy Lee]

There'S Ace Cosby. Got that. Joke of the day. Warming up. I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And here's Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I say we warm it up right now. Ladies and gentlemen, without any further ado.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Here he is with his joke of the day.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Ace? Last night.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to brag. Last night I had a date and it was great.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, tonight I'm having a banana.

[Chick McGee]

That was Ace Cosby's joke of the day.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, Ace's joke of the day, brought to you by Sleep number. Sleep better together. Save 50 on the new sleep number limited edition smart bed for a limited time and exclusively at a sleep number store.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes words have two meanings.

[Chick McGee]

What song is that?

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes words have two meanings.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What is that?

[Josh Arnold]

Dan Hill.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes when we talk.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man, that's a laugh.

[Christy Lee]

Too much.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the top five worst songs of all. Yeah, that's in my top five.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The top five ever to make it to number one.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to hold you till I die Till we both break, break down and cry but you've already died. Yeah. That song's hilariously bad.

[Christy Lee]

When we talk much, you light up my life.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

No, that isn't bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Honey by Bobby Goldsboro.

[Christy Lee]

I like Honey. I kind of like.

[Josh Arnold]

What the heck?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Come on. Wow. And I think he killed her. You know that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you do?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that actually leads to us. Are we done with sports?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes, we're finished with sports.

[Chick McGee]

We're not gonna get that world record to. We'll save that for tomorrow.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't get a world record.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you didn't see the tree? How big it's grown.

[Christy Lee]

It hasn't been too long.

[Chick McGee]

What the heck? Okay.

[Christy Lee]

It hasn't been too long.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't big.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't big. She got mad. I hit her with a car, and she wouldn't die, so I backed up.

[Chick McGee]

I put it in reverse. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And, honey, I missed you. Look, but I won't next time.

[Josh Arnold]

That insurance is real. Fine.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Christy Lee's right over there. We have an interesting story. We had a cool story last week or the week before about a woman in Germany who went online to find someone who looked just like her. Then she actually murdered her and tried to say that she was the one that was dead.

[Christy Lee]

Murdered? The lookalike.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she got caught.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

This is a little bit different, but.

[Tom Griswold]

We had the guy in the kayak, remember that? Swam away from his family and then ended up in East Russia somewhere with some girls. And he came back to Wisconsin.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Admitted it.

[Chick McGee]

They spent thousands of dollars looking for the guy.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a new story.

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Police in Indiana say a man faked his death to avoid paying child support and was recently found alive at his girlfriend's house.

[Chick McGee]

So this guy.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, what took you guys so long?

[Tom Griswold]

According to Indiana State Police, the investigation began when the Washington County Child support Administrator received emails that Jeffrey Lynn Bell Jr. Had died and a large amount of child support that he owed would go unpaid.

[Christy Lee]

You know me, Jeff Bell. Ding dong, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

However, authorities determined Mr. Bell was still alive and thriving, staying with his girlfriend, where he was arrested on charges of false informing.

[Christy Lee]

You think. You think she's hot, right?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't the key to faking your own death at least leaving the county?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, no, but think about it. Where's the last place they Would look.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they would think you would leave the county.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Bell was to appear in court this month, and though he did so virtually claiming to be out of state, officials determined he was still at his girlfriend's house.

[Chick McGee]

So this guy, for the second time. Yeah, he's an idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. They took him into custody. They showed up at her house, obviously.

[Chick McGee]

So he's alive?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, he's alive. And he's now facing additional charges of failing to appear and contemplate attempt of.

[Chick McGee]

Court putting the dead in deadbeat dad, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if you don't love your kids, you shouldn't have to pay child.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

There are people too, okay? You have to judge them on what kind of person they become.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

It's not just I do things just because you're my. My son or my daughter.

[Josh Arnold]

No, and they are not kidding around with the child support when you get.

[Tom Griswold]

Behind from the experience.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, yeah, I got an issue with the cruise ships.

[Chick McGee]

That's why you got this job job.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Should have stayed married. Well, my son says the same thing, too. Poor guy.

[Chick McGee]

No, this is really getting into some good territory.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, seriously, I would like to make a point here. Well, what I've always had, I went from 42 guitars after the divorce down to one. But what I always had was that one guitar in my music. And that's what kept me alive, really. That's what's important. And then finally, with the help of a good job like this and a good God, I was able to. To get out of child support and move. Move forward. I'm going to cry. Yeah, I can tell.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I remember it to. To be serious. You couldn't get a passport.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. So I couldn't do the cruise ships. And then.

[Chick McGee]

Then you were a little bit back in your child.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if anybody screams potential deadbeat dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Don'T take us the wrong way, Pat. You are family.

[Chick McGee]

But. But you're doing. You're doing great now, and we appreciate your presence at all times. Do you have a song about this?

[Josh Arnold]

You know how I express myself through my music, and when I'm done with that, I pick up the acoustic guitar and I sing. I'm getting a divorce. The marriage ran its course, but I'm still singing. I hit two deer total two cars in a year. Still I'm singing. I'm sitting here in court behind on child support. I owe the IRS think I'm faking my own death, but I'm still singing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

I hawked my guitars, I'm sleeping In my car Still I'm singing My ex hates my guts I have a strange mole on my nuts Still I'm singing I'm in trouble at work for my anger issues I have to take a class and lay off the booze But I'm still singing I'm still singing Won't stop singing can't stop singing. Yeah. Oh, very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

We didn't mean to hit so close to home there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's very close to home. It stings a little, I am sure. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So the.

[Chick McGee]

The important thing, you know, is if you fake your death, you're gonna have to move out of your apartment. Yeah, that's the first place they look. Wow, that is a. These, these. Has anyone successfully faked their death? I guess we wouldn't know know, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Cooper.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you think the DB Cooper thing, You think.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you never know.

[Christy Lee]

There are a bunch of documentaries out there right now and depending on which one you watch. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He got away with Andy Kaufman may have.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Never know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Morrison.

[Tom Griswold]

Elvis is alive in Michigan. Come on. Wouldn't he be like a hundred though, if you 90 something, right? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The cane, huh? Well. One of your skis. Hope I had to lose a little weight. Can't fit you in the jacket there, King.

[Christy Lee]

Too fat to ski.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

What's worse than being fat?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not being able to ski and being fat. Christy Lee is right over there. I can see her. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. She's still reading.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys remember those ski Nordic tracks?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

It was the skiing exercise.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

People thought they could ski after they did that, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, maybe cross country.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Ski patrol and ski patrol tour on, on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

This weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, the movie Ski Patrol with our friend George Lopez.

[Tom Griswold]

We all went to that.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a tough watch. I didn't know they made a sequel to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it is a tough one.

[Chick McGee]

When they made that movie, I went out there and George and I went skiing in Park City. We had a great time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, we had a good time. Now it's back to Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Authorities in Florida say over 100 juveniles attended a massive alcohol filled party at an elementary school principal's home.

[Josh Arnold]

That's rad.

[Tom Griswold]

According to ABC News, the Cocoa beach police responded to reports of a large house party. Is that where I Dream of Genie? Was Cocoa beach. And observed over 100 juveniles at the residence in matching T shirts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, he was like an astronaut or something.

[Tom Griswold]

He Was an astronaut.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but what's. What's not clear at the beginning of this story is the students aren't students at that elementary school.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

So elementary school.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think they were elementary school aged.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but the. The principal was the principal of an elementary school.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. He's a different principal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Police said many of the children were consuming alcohol that was later learned to be available in coolers at the residence.

[Josh Arnold]

I get why this guy did it.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, how else are you going to meet high school girls?

[Chick McGee]

I think it's.

[Josh Arnold]

They were women.

[Chick McGee]

It's a lady. Right. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry. Didn't mean to add comedy to the facts. Show.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean, fact. So you're suggesting. You're suggesting.

[Christy Lee]

Get it right.

[Chick McGee]

She's a gay woman. Which is fine.

[Tom Griswold]

They identified as principal of the nearby Roosevelt Elementary School. They arrested her on charges of child neglect, contributing to the delinquency of a minority, and holding an open house party.

[Christy Lee]

That's against the law, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to live in a country.

[Christy Lee]

An open house party is against the law?

[Chick McGee]

Well, when there was 200 high school students there and you're serving booze. Yeah, that's a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Lady teachers like the high school.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it was a blast.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think there were two adult women arrested.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, what?

[Christy Lee]

If they're under adult supervision, is that.

[Chick McGee]

Against the law to serve alcohol to?

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is.

[Christy Lee]

I. I need to run home real quick.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a big party.

[Chick McGee]

It's especially illegal if they're in elementary school. Hey, be careful. The. The Capri sun has vodka in it.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, kids. No, the vodka has a little Capri Sun.

[Chick McGee]

But she was the cool, cool principle.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

However briefly, right now, I want to remind everybody that, let's see, Groundhog Day is Sunday. Now, typically, one does not have to get a present.

[Christy Lee]

Get her a diamond as big as a groundhog tooth.

[Chick McGee]

I suppose you could get a. You could get a nice diamond for Groundhog Day. I'm recommending that you hold off and wait till Valentine's Day, which is just a couple weeks away. Now, it's two weeks from tomorrow, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Correct.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here's what you want to do. You want to go check out I hate stevensinger.com.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. I'm starting a list. Okay, go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I hate stevensinger.com. you got.

[Josh Arnold]

Got it.

[Chick McGee]

First option. The peacock teal gold dipped rose. A real rose dipped in 24 karat gold. This year's Special color is peacock teal for the first time.

[Christy Lee]

Peacock teal.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, 79 bucks out the door. Oh, and don't forget, shipping is always free at Steven Singer. Julie. I also recommend that beautiful bracelet, the At Last bracelet. That's a terrific value, a beautiful bracelet and it will last forever. We're talking. Of course, Stephen is the diamond expert. See what I'm talking about? By visiting the online [e-mail] earrings, necklaces, bracelets, et cetera, et cetera. You'll find it all that will save you. Save your butt. I guess I'll put it that way. On Valentine's Day, some really great stuff. Stuff. So ladies and gents, pay attention. I hate stevensinger.com. check out what Mr. Singer has to offer. I think you're going to find it delightful. And once again, if you get those orders in before 2 o'clock today, for example, that will go out the door today. So you'll have it in just a couple of days and you'll have plenty of time to be ready for Valentine's Day. Don't wait. Don't wait till the last minute like everybody does. Stephen was telling us they get swamped.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Just a couple days before. They'll take care of you. But I'm advising you now, this is something you can do. Pull over. I hate stephensinger.com. you're a few clicks away from having a great Valentine's Day. And since Valentine's Day is on a Friday, the pressure's on. Got a big weekend ahead and you've got a lot of loving to do, as they say. Right, Josh? Because the weekend is the weekends were made for.

[Christy Lee]

I got a lot of loving to do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, weekends were made for the old and out. That's what you always say, right, Josh? Okay, good. Thank you for your support. I hate stephensinger.com. these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Riley Auto Parts.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Wait a bit. We had two O's there.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I was gonna jump.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you. We're getting closer. We're getting closer.

[Christy Lee]

Very excited.

[Chick McGee]

It's great to be here. Thanks very much for joining us.

[Christy Lee]

It's great to be anywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Of course we're gonna be somewhere else. Coming up on Friday, February 21st. This show will come to you from the Riverside Casino and resort starting at 5am local time. Come on out and say, say hello we're gonna have some fun and long johns.

[Christy Lee]

Or don't come down by the riverside. Way down down by the river.

[Chick McGee]

Look forward to seeing you there. Information is at Riverside Casino and resort dot com. We are going to have a special commemorative charity project going on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Chick McGee]

I'll give you some details, but I'm printing up some special T shirts that are a benefit long sleeve that adds cost.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a printing machine in one.

[Chick McGee]

Of those garages who wants a long sleeve T shirt?

[Josh Arnold]

Lots of people.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they're gonna have to. To make their own. Don't support the charity. That's fine.

[Christy Lee]

Be a jackass. I've decided I'm not wearing any more short sleeve shirts. Never. Never again.

[Tom Griswold]

Never again.

[Christy Lee]

Never again.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you gonna do with all the short sleeve shirts you have currently?

[Christy Lee]

Replace my toilet paper.

[Josh Arnold]

That'll be comfortable.

[Christy Lee]

That'll be.

[Chick McGee]

Is it one shirt per transaction, right? Yeah, no. One per wipe would be a waste.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I mean though? Wiping, I should say.

[Tom Griswold]

When you cut it in strips. So you have.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

You take the sl straddle them and you go back and forth and buff.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no. You get the shirt in the water, then you're defeating the purpose. That's the problem.

[Chick McGee]

We're not going to have long sleeve T shirts.

[Christy Lee]

I've got to get a bidet. I was thinking about that last night.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, easy.

[Tom Griswold]

You can do that going.

[Christy Lee]

This would be really cool if I had water cascading over my booty hole, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Feels good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Feels real good.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you think, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

You know what? No, I don't. I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised you don't have a banana.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's. That's ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised you don't have one of those separate ones like they do in Europe. Like a whole separate unit.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have that kind of room.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if I thanked you enough for turning me on to the idea of taking a shower. Post process.

[Josh Arnold]

Waste of everything. Time, Soap, water.

[Christy Lee]

Feel better?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That is the best shower.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ridiculous. Take a. Take an old shirt, a buff and shower.

[Christy Lee]

Tom, you know what we should do?

[Josh Arnold]

That's because the three of you are lunatics.

[Christy Lee]

I like it, though, to kind of reset the show here between. Because, you know, we. We get. Tom and Chick are fighting. You and I should take a shower. A week together, you know, that might help morale and then reset and we can tell everybody about it and it's team building. You see the joy that brought. Josh started laughing. I Think it would be great.

[Chick McGee]

You know, one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Where would you shower at his house?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we'd switch off.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Now, I do have a. I do have a two person shower.

[Christy Lee]

I have a two person shower.

[Josh Arnold]

You pervert, you.

[Chick McGee]

I. In fact. Yeah. I've never been in there with anybody else.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's a little.

[Christy Lee]

You gotta break it in.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, I shower at 3 in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

You said you shower every day.

[Josh Arnold]

You wake her up.

[Tom Griswold]

What about a little afternoon delight?

[Josh Arnold]

You slap her on the ass and go, get up and in the shower, lady. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, I'll be getting back to you on that joke.

[Christy Lee]

In the shower, mama.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a bench in your shower?

[Chick McGee]

Kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

I need you to scrub my thing.

[Chick McGee]

There really is. There's not a bench, per se.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at it.

[Chick McGee]

Put stuff. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Put your face in my thing.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure how we got here, but how do we get out is the question. Oh, I know. I was discussing the fact that we're doing our show, special comedy show that night, by the way, and I. Iowa, it'll be Patty G, Josh Arnold, Al Jackson, who we're going to talk to, I believe, in about half an hour on stage. Jeff Oskar. So should be a. Should be a fun show. There'll be no showering on stage.

[Christy Lee]

Did you. Pat, you went to a. Didn't we. That strip club in Lincoln, Nebraska. Didn't they have a shower on stage?

[Tom Griswold]

I saw one. I saw a shower on stage.

[Christy Lee]

We played one time. Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

At Big Al's. They had one.

[Christy Lee]

That's where I'm thinking of. They had a shower on girls. Shower. Shower.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been to a strip club that had shower rooms where you could go shower with the stripper.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I never did it. Is that legal?

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I mean. Yeah, it must have been either that or the local.

[Tom Griswold]

You couldn't get naked.

[Josh Arnold]

Stabular. We had green palms. You know what I mean? The dude got.

[Tom Griswold]

Got naked.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if they.

[Christy Lee]

You want your clothes wet or what?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, you're right.

[Josh Arnold]

They had shower rooms. Whoa. So I don't know what the experience was like.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder what the price point is on that.

[Josh Arnold]

I know what it was like. It was soapy and sudsy. Yeah. It was like so great.

[Christy Lee]

I like the way Pat's saying that.

[Tom Griswold]

What's wrong with me?

[Christy Lee]

Well, soapy and sudsy. Sexy.

[Chick McGee]

Wash the crabs right off. Okay. Okay. All right. That's better. Pat, it's time not to go back over that way I can see we Got a lot going on. It's Christy Lee and she is at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What have we missed?

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up on Sunday, February 2nd. Yes, that's right. It's Groundhog Day. And a study from the US national oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has determined the groundhog with the most accurate forecast. That's right. They found top five prognosticators in this area. There are more than just Punxsutawney Phil doing the actual groundhog pro. I can't say that word. Prognosticated.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And number five is Gertie, the groundhog in Illinois.

[Josh Arnold]

Not my ground.

[Tom Griswold]

She is accurate 65% of the time.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Concord Charlie. Never seen. Presumed groundhog in West Virginia.

[Christy Lee]

Never seen.

[Tom Griswold]

How can this be?

[Josh Arnold]

What do you do, send a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

If he's not seen?

[Christy Lee]

Dear official, I am Concord Charlie.

[Tom Griswold]

These are not. This is.

[Christy Lee]

Just keep reading.

[Tom Griswold]

Lander Lil. A prairie dog statue in Wyoming. Statue has 75 accuracy.

[Christy Lee]

The highest by far.

[Josh Arnold]

A sundial.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Same shadow every year.

[Tom Griswold]

General Beauregard Lee in Georgia has an 80 accuracy.

[Christy Lee]

Now, Josh wants you down there one afternoon to see that groundhog.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm. I saw Sir Burd. And my gosh, if he didn't see his shadow.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And the number one top prognosticator. 85% accuracy from the state of New York. The winner is. Staten Island Chuck.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, how you doing?

[Chick McGee]

He's got. He's got mob ties, does he. The weather's going to be what I.

[Tom Griswold]

Say think it's going to be the famed pu. Phil ranks.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't just.

[Christy Lee]

Puon. 52% accurate.

[Chick McGee]

No, lower.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God, he sucks.

[Tom Griswold]

He ranks 17th on the poll and.

[Chick McGee]

He'S the only one only has the.

[Tom Griswold]

Accuracy rate of 35%.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gee.

[Chick McGee]

The others are, you know, just. It's Pu. Phil is the one.

[Christy Lee]

He's got a great press agent then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but doesn't Staten Island Chuck sound like the worst cut of steak?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we do.

[Josh Arnold]

Got your New York strip.

[Chick McGee]

I got. I'll have the beef Manhattan. I'll have the. I'll have the New York strip. I'll have the Staten Island Chuck. It kind of tastes like.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent choice.

[Chick McGee]

Tastes like squirrel.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent choice. It's 80% tendon.

[Christy Lee]

That's why we give you an extra sharp knife.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think any of us get our weather from a groundhog. Just an excuse to party.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of fun, those guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you gonna have a party on Sunday morning? Groundhog Day?

[Chick McGee]

No. I will.

[Christy Lee]

I'm always fascinated.

[Chick McGee]

Going and Getting something to eat and getting coffee.

[Christy Lee]

Every town worth of any size at all always has one of these festivals. A Cherry Festival or Pumpkin Day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh sure, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Turtle Day.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of them are just wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. So Groundhog Day, Rhubarb days, Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. I wonder how much money they. I bet that's a going concern.

[Chick McGee]

But didn't they end up filming that movie elsewhere?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know the answer to that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I wish Andy McDowell had been elsewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

You would watch that movie and go, you know, that's not actually.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Josh, I was going to mention often movies are filmed other places because states are too stupid to give them the tax tax break that they would get to get all their business.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course, always another site.

[Chick McGee]

Why promote your state when you can not always. You can have another state pretend to be yours. Yeah, that's right. No, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not always right.

[Tom Griswold]

For every state that's rubbed off, my husband will be watching a movie and he'll go, that can't be there. They don't have that tree there, isn't.

[Christy Lee]

There the famous scene in Halloween, it's supposed to be in Ohio and there's a palm tree in the background.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you can definitely see palm trees.

[Christy Lee]

They filmed it in la, alright.

[Chick McGee]

I heard part of Star wars was filmed on Earth.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no. That one.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's all in space. Come on, come on, use your brain.

[Tom Griswold]

Researchers report being a vegetarian might hinder your chances on dating apps.

[Christy Lee]

And it's a one way to Loserville.

[Tom Griswold]

Scientists have findings suggest people are more attracted to those who share similar values and lifestyles. Vegetarianism influenced perceptions of masculinity and femininity. With male vegetarians often being viewed as less masculine.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Yeah, I think it's true.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so. Yeah. Really view it like that. Especially if they're deep throating an eggplant.

[Christy Lee]

Look at this.

[Josh Arnold]

Got a big cucumber. That guy doesn't look so masculine.

[Christy Lee]

Look at this.

[Tom Griswold]

And women vegetarians are less feminine compared to their meat eating counterparts.

[Christy Lee]

Check out butch over here.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Now see, I think that's more radish that seems.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I don't get that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't get that either. You sure you.

[Chick McGee]

I don't get either one of them, but I mean, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, nobody, nobody, nobody really looks at a vegetarian like, you know, a guy eating a salad. And look at that pansy over there.

[Chick McGee]

What you trying to do? Live longer? Oh yeah, you can't have Nothing but steak for lunch. A big post.

[Christy Lee]

What's the live for?

[Chick McGee]

But this is for the dating app. That's what this research is.

[Tom Griswold]

So now would you put that on a dating app? Would you say you're a vegetarian?

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't put that up.

[Chick McGee]

But isn't though, isn't the run. Isn't the standard joke that vegetarians. How deep into any conversation is it before they announce that they're vegetarian? That's kind of the sort of the standard hack joke. That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

But that one. Yeah, it makes sense to me that that's true. You let a person know what you like to eat. Meat.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, do you do it on a bait in a dating app?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so. You don't have to by.

[Chick McGee]

Who is. Who was that that was talking about the fact that their vegetarian girlfriend couldn't kiss a man? That was.

[Josh Arnold]

That had eaten because his lips were made of meat?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he tasted like me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Tasted like me.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? Oh, that's. That gets. That seems a little too much. A little too far.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Would you put an apat. You are a voice vegan of sorts.

[Josh Arnold]

Occasional omega 3 fish.

[Chick McGee]

Now, when you on your profile where I know you, at one point you met one of your lady friends.

[Josh Arnold]

My only lady friend.

[Chick McGee]

Did you put I like to eat clams.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna have to have them start wearing name tags.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So we can keep them straight.

[Josh Arnold]

All my ladies.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Pat, on your profile, you're a vegetarian. Yes. So on your Grinder profile, you.

[Chick McGee]

Bad. Stay down. I apologize.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you eat new? Yes, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

I'm grinding more than my teeth, I can tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

A UK man has been inundated with portrait requests after his quote unquote bad paintings went viral. According to Talker News, Jamie Matthias's hobby began after he painted a terrible portrait of his wife Kate as a wedding gift. She thought the piece was so funny, she posted it to social media and it went viral. Mr. Mathis has since been flooded with requests from people asking him to create funny versions of their own photographs. His commission started 25 plus postage. The father of three said, quote, I actually don't mean to paint badly, and I'm doing my best to recreate the photos I get sent, but it's just the way they turn out.

[Josh Arnold]

Every order is slowly killing me. Why? This is. Is my dream and I'm a joke man.

[Chick McGee]

They're terrible, but they're. I guess you could call them naive.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, here.

[Chick McGee]

There we go. There's one. Oh, yeah, it's kind of sweet. It looks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it looks like it's Wallace.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they are sweet. That's cute.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it looks like he does it with magic marker.

[Chick McGee]

Well, for 25 bucks, how much time can the guy spend?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope he's making just, just a killing. I really do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Tommy didn't use crayons, so they get.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a big fan of, you know, with the so called magic markers and don't like crayons.

[Josh Arnold]

No. I think it's nicely textured. That's absolutely paint. You can tell he just really played it on.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. It's very good. Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A dislike 16 in Kentucky, past her driving test thanks to her left and right tattoos on her hands.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you drive in reverse the whole time?

[Tom Griswold]

18 year old Alexis Morris was finding it impossible to learn to drive due to her inability to tell left from right. I don't know her mother, Amanda, she's.

[Chick McGee]

I saw a photographer. She's. She's lovely. It's just. I didn't realize it could be that bad.

[Christy Lee]

She's lovely in a reasonable weight.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he said she's lovely so we know she must be a reasonable weight.

[Christy Lee]

She's certainly not fat.

[Chick McGee]

Turned into the drive.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my gosh. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like a sweet girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Her mom took Alexis to Ambitious Inc. In Frankfort, Kentucky where the teen got L and R inked on her hands.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what car Alexis drives?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Alexis.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a month after getting the tattoos, Alexis was finally able to pass her driving test. She said the tattoos have made driving so much easier, but they've also helped her with everything in general. Oh, that's a sweet thing.

[Josh Arnold]

So far she's caused seven multiple car pile ups.

[Chick McGee]

I mean that is, that is, that's serious.

[Christy Lee]

I probably shouldn't tell him about my night blindness.

[Josh Arnold]

She looks at a camera.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to write L and R on the toes of my shoes and Kelly said if you do that, I'm putting you in a home. That is just so interesting to me that your brain. The brain.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

For some people it's. That flipped.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good for her.

[Christy Lee]

This girl looks like she's 11 years old. Or is it just me getting old? Maybe that's it.

[Josh Arnold]

She really should be proud. That's a great thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Wouldn't it have been simpler to get a pair of gloves before you get.

[Tom Griswold]

She said it helps her with everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think you're allowed to wear gloves during the driving test.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

In some states that is true. Especially racing gloves.

[Christy Lee]

You have to wear shoes. You got.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't wear gloves, especially baseball gloves.

[Christy Lee]

And you have to wear a shirt.

[Chick McGee]

But she.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, you can. You can wear a baseball glove in New York State.

[Chick McGee]

But she could tell that. She could tell the break from the gas pedal, though. We got that. I hope that would be one of the keys to all that, don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Obviously we love stories about people overcoming adversity. Good for her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Can you text while taking the driver's test?

[Tom Griswold]

No, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I would imagine.

[Chick McGee]

That'S what most people are doing once they start driving.

[Josh Arnold]

I ran a red light the first time I took it.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Just right through.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you fail?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. What your dad say? He goes, make. After I read.

[Chick McGee]

After I read the red light.

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, make a left here. And I go, oh, are we going this neighborhood? He goes, we're going back to the office.

[Christy Lee]

I failed the written test when I moved to California to get a California driver's license. Failed it flat. I think I got three right. It was unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

I think since I took mine when I was 16, I think I may have parallel parked twice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

I can't do that.

[Christy Lee]

There's a trick to it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm real good now.

[Tom Griswold]

Your car does it for you. It's easy.

[Chick McGee]

It does?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, if you would read your manual.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. That's cheating.

[Chick McGee]

As Chick said, that manual, that's just some guy's opinion.

[Josh Arnold]

Self parking cars is the ozempic of driving. It's just cheating. I do the work.

[Chick McGee]

Does yours. Does yours park itself?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, if you push the button.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't push the right button. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'll have to try that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I hate it.

[Christy Lee]

No, don't.

[Chick McGee]

Where's the button?

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna hit something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, don't. Just practice before he just hits the.

[Josh Arnold]

Horn, slams into a truck.

[Christy Lee]

It was under the impression it would park. Park itself.

[Chick McGee]

Does it see people and stuff though? Hey, I mean, if you hit park, is it going to know that there's a guy standing there waiting?

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Very much, Chick McGee. We have a new feature on the show. We now begin our program more or less with letters and your letters. And I'm so excited about tomorrow. We've already got a great letter for tomorrow to kick things off. So if you have a chance, get up early, hope to see you you then. All right, now I'll tell you this. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Just got to get a hold of us.

[Christy Lee]

Call, fax, mail or email.

[Josh Arnold]

Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the SILAC Insurance news desk, Christy Lee. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Josh Arnold, the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick. Coming up, Al Jackson and a special edition of Sexy Time with Ally Breen.

[Christy Lee]

Badass organ there not nice, Kevin.

[Chick McGee]

We have Al Jackson's going to be joining us along with Patty G, Josh and Jeff Austin. The Friends of the Bob and Tom Show Comedy tour stop coming up in Iowa. It's going to be the night of February 21, a Friday night at the Riverside Casino and Resort Event Center. By the way, we're going to do a special show that morning from there as well. So we certainly look forward to that. Most of us will be there in person. We've got a special charity t Shirt that we're working up right now. I should have that completely organized by this afternoon.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

A little preview of the that. But right now, there he is. We got Al Jackson. Hey, Al. I didn't know you were there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Chilling, I see. Can you see. Can you see us, Al? You can you see us? Okay, Al.

[Al Jackson]

I can. Are you guys doing something really bad that I should be aware of? Oh, fingers extended.

[Chick McGee]

No, we're good. We're good. No, it just, the, this break was supposed to happen 10 minutes or four now, but we're okay. I'm just confused.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, I, I was just on early and I'm glad I was clothed and, you know, I feel like we've handled this well. Even though no one expected to be talking to each other right now.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I was concerned that you'd go. Do you think that you were still testing and talking with someone else? And it could get salty as you are.

[Al Jackson]

It tends to get a little salty. You know, it's, it's, it's backstage. So it's just two, two dudes talking. But you know, on the hot, on the hot mic. After seven years on the show, you learn to watch your mouth.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how are things going for you, man?

[Al Jackson]

Everything is awesome. Before we even get started, I just want to. Are we doing the segment now?

[Chick McGee]

We might as well.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah. You know, it's hard for me to put into words like the Bob and Tom family at this point. It's been over 10 years. You guys really supported me with my kids book, going to my site, Nico and Jolie on Etsy. See, then lots of sales and just interest and just like, you're making my, my, my, my dream. I didn't know I had come true. I'm. It's weird selling women's shoes, Tom, because.

[Chick McGee]

People, I know nothing about it.

[Al Jackson]

It's very weird. You're just like, oh, those are. I sell women shoes. And they're like, is this just a way to get to feet? I'm like, feet don't do anything for me.

[Christy Lee]

But, you know, oh, you poor, poor man.

[Al Jackson]

Man, it look, I, I, I, it sounds like you might have a. Are you, do you have a foot thing?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No, no. Yep. Oh, yeah. Well, you got it.

[Al Jackson]

You have a thing in college. Had one. It's a, Some guys. It's just, it's. They're really Quentin Tarantino, famously. Rex Ryan.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now check. I know you love sneakers. You have a vast array of sneakers.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Al. How many pairs of shoes do you have for yourself?

[Al Jackson]

Yourself not that many. I have homeboys that have, like, air Maxes in every color. I probably have a steady rotation of probably six, but that's boots, shoes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you mean 600, right?

[Al Jackson]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Al Jackson]

It's too many. The shoes I don't get. That's not my. My thing. I have the issue time where I have to figure out what to do with all my suits, because I have a. I have seven years worth of suits. Suits from Daily Blast Live, and they are not being worn and they're taking up space. So if anybody has any suggestions on or if you wear a 42 long blazer, we got. We could. I sent you some.

[Christy Lee]

I swear to you, I was going to. I'm. I'm. I'm not making this. I thought in my brain when you mentioned suit, you're a 42 long. I. I don't know how I knew that, but I knew it. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

You can eyeball that.

[Christy Lee]

I can eyeball that. I can eyeball shoe size, too.

[Chick McGee]

This reminds me, we had a weird story, Al, about a young lady in Kentucky, was it that has severe dyslexia?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And she couldn't. She was having trouble passing the driver's test. So she had her mom had the letters L and R tattooed on her left and right hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Correct?

[Al Jackson]

Tattooed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, tattooed. And it were. She's 18, and I'm trying to remember who this was. We had someone in the studio. Do you remember this chick who had a ruler tattooed on his hand? Do you remember this?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember this.

[Christy Lee]

Don't.

[Chick McGee]

Why did he have a ruler and he had it. Or maybe it was on his arm so he could. He could put his arm down and measure.

[Tom Griswold]

Was he a contractor?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. For wood.

[Al Jackson]

That would be really intimidating for a woman to have that tattoo.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of people say, I'm here, buddy. I'm a size queen. Get over here. Hey. Here you go, Tom. I. This is from Coach Hank in Des Moines, Iowa. I coached high school football, and we had an offensive lineman who had to have an R and an L painted on his shoes. So when he looked down, he could. And this is which way to pull, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

But this is because it's such severe dyslexia. I didn't realize it could be that.

[Al Jackson]

What does that have to do with dyslexia?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. That's what it says in the.

[Al Jackson]

Tell which direction your toe is going. Going.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. But, I mean, I'm glad this lady was able to overcome It, Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She said it's been very helpful.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, but now she can't get hired, Christy, because you're not going to hire anybody that's got an LN and R on their, on their hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think if they explain it to you.

[Christy Lee]

It depends on what her boobs look like.

[Al Jackson]

Tells me you might struggle with any further instruction.

[Christy Lee]

No, Shade. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Well, Al, we have to get right to our word of the day here. I just noticed that our clock remains ticking.

[Al Jackson]

Yes. Before we get to the word.

[Tom Griswold]

Did Alex. Did you hear that?

[Josh Arnold]

Simply good.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom is having a day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I wanna.

[Al Jackson]

Now, I would now text me after we're off because I have to know.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I, I just hit the. I apparently hit something and a button went off or something.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Al Jackson]

Tom, I want to do a throwback word before we get to our real words.

[Christy Lee]

So.

[Al Jackson]

A throwback word? Word comes from the 30s. Tom, what is a Chicago overcoat?

[Josh Arnold]

I already like it.

[Christy Lee]

Chicago.

[Al Jackson]

Isn't it awesome?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicago over a body bag.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good guess.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a.

[Al Jackson]

You know what I'm gonna say. Yeah, I was gonna say it's close, but that's it. Yeah, it's, it's like cement shoes. It's just like, hey, you know, Josh appears to be talking to the cops twice a week now. He might need a Chicago Overcome coat.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it might be a condom.

[Chick McGee]

That's a, that is a good, That's.

[Josh Arnold]

A good guess too.

[Chick McGee]

What's the one. What's the one where someone vomits into the sunroof?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

There's one where somebody defecates and it's. Isn't that called a Chicago sunroof or.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Chicago moon roof or something?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. What?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, yeah, One of those made actual human beings.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's one of those made up things that I'm sure is really occurred.

[Chick McGee]

What's our word for today?

[Al Jackson]

Oh, Tom, we have one that we've kind of done, but I think I said it. I, I didn't give you the full parameter, so. Do you remember the word G?

[Chick McGee]

Was that a G? A hard G? Gat?

[Al Jackson]

Yes, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Gyat. I got a guillot out of here. I, I don't know. Anybody remember this somebody?

[Al Jackson]

If Jess is there, she probably knows.

[Chick McGee]

She'S in the other building. I, I, I give up. What does it mean?

[Al Jackson]

Okay, no guesses. Gyat just means a way to say, like, it's almost like short for. It's a, it's a way to Say got dang. Got dang.

[Josh Arnold]

Can I say that?

[Al Jackson]

Yes, but when referring to a woman's rear end. But what I've learned in my studies is that you associate a number with it. And guyot is not always good.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Al Jackson]

You could be like, oh, she's. Yeah, she's cute, but she's a, a negative one gyat. Or she could be cute and she's got a 10G.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Okay.

[Al Jackson]

Isn't that crazy?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't.

[Al Jackson]

I, I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, there's levels of gas.

[Josh Arnold]

So anytime you would say gd, essentially you, you can say. You say that almost. Oh, hell. What's the. The windows to the wall. Why am I forgetting this guy's name?

[Al Jackson]

Oh, until the sweat. The yin Yang twins. Isn't that them?

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. But who's the one going, yeah, Little John. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He starts it that way.

[Christy Lee]

Skate. Skate.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And.

[Al Jackson]

And like, I don't even think that the Gyat takes the place of gd. I think it's just the, like, just the. That word represents the butt now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So if you were. So if you were to say baby's Gyat back, you'd be retiring Redundant.

[Al Jackson]

Yes, absolutely. You took. You understood it and you showed us that by giving us the nerdiest example possible.

[Chick McGee]

That's my role. Al Jackson, thank you very much. Al, how do we find you in social media?

[Al Jackson]

You can find me, as always, Al Jackson, IG on Instagram. If you're in Denver, come check me out this week, this Friday at the Rise Theater. Tomorrow, come out and say what up? And please continue to check out my. My new clothing and shoe line, Nico and Jolie. You can find it on Etsy at Nico and Joe.

[Josh Arnold]

Al, sorry for the weirdness today. We guarantee you someone is getting fired.

[Al Jackson]

Sorry. Well, put me on speaker so I can hear it.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Al.

[Christy Lee]

We'll see you.

[Chick McGee]

But we're gonna see you down the road in Iowa, by the way. Al, thank you. We are coming right back. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Reach us toll free at 1-8-80, 8.

[Josh Arnold]

Bob, Tom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Pat, Jessica Alvin's here.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, I was trying to make you laugh, but I here's.

[Christy Lee]

And he's at the. I hate Steven Singer, sidekick, chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick Magee.

[Christy Lee]

This has been Chick McGee speaking. I love that when you do that. In the words of Tom Griswold, next. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

We'll certainly be happy to move on. And to answer the trivia question, the movie Groundhog Day was filmed in Woodstock, Illinois.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, nobody. Nobody, Nobody. We were in the film wanted you to follow.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody cares, in case you're wondering.

[Josh Arnold]

No, nobody.

[Chick McGee]

Not in Punxatoni.

[Josh Arnold]

No one was.

[Christy Lee]

No. People wonder why Andy McDowell was in it. That's what they wonder.

[Chick McGee]

Let's just go back over to the Silac Insurance news desk with Chris. Have we missed anything, Christy?

[Tom Griswold]

Police in Florida have arrested a man for battery alleging that the weapon used was a baloney sandwich. The male victim told police he removed a PlayStation 5 from the 29 year old suspect's bedroom because quite, quote, he was being too loud.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

According to a criminal complaint, the suspect became aggressive, started yelling at the victim and threw a baloney sandwich at him, which ultimately hit him in the center of his chest.

[Josh Arnold]

Do we know the relationship between these two? Father, son, mother, son.

[Chick McGee]

No, all the police report just says domestic in nature.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so maybe boyfriend, girlfriend or victim's relationship. This is exactly what it says to the suspect was redacted from the complaint. Complaint. But the matter has been categorized by police as domestic in nature. So that's very interesting. I don't know. Yeah, he had no visible injuries, by the way, from the baloney strike. Just in case you were worried.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a little mustard. And this was in Florida. And it reminded me of a couple stories we had not too long ago because when it comes to battery with food, we've had a couple of these. I don't know if you remember this one where the guy threw hot spaghetti at his mother.

[Josh Arnold]

Take of that a mama. Don't do that.

[Christy Lee]

Get out of my face.

[Tom Griswold]

Respect your parents.

[Chick McGee]

41 year old commandment. Mr. Anthony Fiaco.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe it's Fia.

[Chick McGee]

It could be fiacho, I don't know. He had a verbal argument with his 61 year old mother that turned physical and it left her. He, quote, threw spaghetti sauce at his mother, striking her in the head, leaving spaghetti sauce in her hair. He was arrested on charges of domestic battery.

[Christy Lee]

Look at you. You got spaghetti sauce in your hair. You're filthy.

[Chick McGee]

Now that wasn't the only one. I was doing some homework and I found this one. Police in Florida arrested a man for battery with spaghetti. This was in Largo. The suspect, 41 year old Mr. Markel Royale and his wife were arguing about his, quote, abuse of alcohol when he allegedly threw a bowl of spaghetti at her.

[Josh Arnold]

What? No. What?

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, please talk. And you sure that's not. You sure that's not Bertie Higgins involved in Largo?

[Chick McGee]

No. No. Okay, again, he was charged with enhanced felony battery. I'd never heard of that before. Enhanced enhanced felony battery.

[Tom Griswold]

It was enhanced with alcohol or maybe.

[Chick McGee]

I think it sounds like it's pants with a lovely marinara. I'm not sure. But, Pat, am I correct in saying you had a.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, not me. I'm gonna have to bring my friend in. If we're talking spaghetti and a felony, Luigi.

[Chick McGee]

Accusatorism.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so nice to see you, Luigi. Nice to see you, Josh. I like your mustache. Thank you very much. I grew it yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

So you, you, you.

[Chick McGee]

This guy throws the spaghetti at his wife.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Are you from Atlanta?

[Christy Lee]

I am.

[Josh Arnold]

All of a sudden. I got a friend there. I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

All right. She made. Maybe she deserved it.

[Josh Arnold]

He threw the spaghetti. She's covered in sauce. He's going to jail now. Where his salad will be tossed. You know it's gonna happen. He got it. Noodles in her new hairdo. Why'd he do it? Oh. Cause he was so wasted when he threw the rago. And that's why I flew here to sing in the next sente. Her face is all bruised now because the pasta was al dente. We play the game and you all win Hell. Very good, Luigi. Goodbye.

[Chick McGee]

Where's your girlfriend?

[Josh Arnold]

She's under the car. She's sleeping it off. You know, we had a night, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we had a night, Gina.

[Josh Arnold]

Statutory.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. How's your high school math doing?

[Josh Arnold]

She's not in high school. Just her last name.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

She's a freshman at college.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you familiar with the Johnstown Flood Museum in Johnstown, Pennsylvania?

[Chick McGee]

Famous.

[Josh Arnold]

No, ma'am.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Johnston floods. Famous. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea. Did you know?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know the museum was famous.

[Tom Griswold]

They are closed indefinitely due to water damage. Flooding?

[Chick McGee]

I believe that's in the dictionary under ironic.

[Tom Griswold]

According to museum officials, a valve failure on the building's third floor caused water to pour through the walls. Items of historic importance were not affected, and most of the damage occurred to the building's carpets, drywall and ceiling tiles.

[Chick McGee]

Like a new exhibit. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Here's our wall.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

It's so realistic. I think there's actually flooding in here.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like mold and everything like interactive.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever had to clean. Clean up after water? Even like a sump pump failure?

[Josh Arnold]

It's tough. Man.

[Christy Lee]

What a mess.

[Josh Arnold]

It really is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Terrible.

[Christy Lee]

It's awful.

[Chick McGee]

I dealt with.

[Christy Lee]

No thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh but fire damage, Even worse. Smoke damage, terrible. Water damage. Awful. Yeah. Because. Careful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And if you're still furious with a former flame.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, am I.

[Tom Griswold]

The Louisville Nature center will help you heal by naming a cockroach after your ex this Valentine's Day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that'll.

[Chick McGee]

That'll show you're over.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh huh.

[Chick McGee]

I don't get that.

[Christy Lee]

I spent $4,000 naming a cockroach. That'll show you.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, it'll cost you $10. The center will let you name roaches that will get fed to a turtle.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

So. So you get $10 for like a certificate or something. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently they don't send the woman or man a roach. The money will help fund a new habitat for the turtle named Francis who was rescued from a hoarding situation.

[Chick McGee]

A quick idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes?

[Chick McGee]

You want to raise a lot of money? Start selling roaches. And then the full joint and you'll. It's a marijuana joke. I'm just saying.

[Christy Lee]

I had no idea turtles ate roaches. Roaches.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't either.

[Chick McGee]

No idea. I fed. I fed those frogs that I had forever. But I would go have to.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd have to go defeat them roaches.

[Christy Lee]

I had like a lizard. I had to get.

[Chick McGee]

Get those dusted crickets. Crickets?

[Christy Lee]

Live crickets. So they wouldn't need them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They had to be alive. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They'd be dusting this weird white dust. They were like ghosts. It was really odd.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Like frosted crickets.

[Josh Arnold]

Yum.

[Christy Lee]

That's a breakfast cereal. They're great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But I didn't understand why Kentucky doesn't have the legal marijuana when they've got all that great land. They could be.

[Christy Lee]

Well.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Right for some states, not right for others.

[Chick McGee]

Turning all that.

[Christy Lee]

Something about the bourbon.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it might be the bourbon.

[Chick McGee]

Bourbon lobby. Keeping it away from. Okay, that'd be an interesting study. Is there a correlation between marijuana legality and less booze sales? It wouldn't. Wouldn't surprise me. Now coming up, we're going to have some special time with Ali Breen.

[Christy Lee]

Special time?

[Chick McGee]

We call it sexy time.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Prize picks. By the way, a quick assault tip?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, please.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's be a lot more effective if you're going to throw spaghetti at someone if it's like still in the can. I'm just saying.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

It's better weapon, that's all.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Little. Little tip from me. You're welcome. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy's here. Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Jessica Alsman, Ace Cosby. Hey, this has been Chick McGee speaking. And Tom, we have our. Well, not our regularly scheduled guest, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there she is.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Ali Breen]

Hi, guys.

[Chick McGee]

I think I may have just misspoke. I think I just told people they could win. Ali Breen. Quite a prize. We're joined by comedian Ally Brain, and I'm trying to figure out. You're not at home, are you, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

No, I'm in Florida.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very nice, Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Now, you got.

[Ali Breen]

You got rid of your interrogation room.

[Chick McGee]

You got rid of your rental down there, right?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, it's funny. I'm actually down here. My sister, her family, they host a foreign exchange student every year and they're bringing him to Disney World this weekend. And so I'm going to look at other opportunities for Airbnbs, so we might get another one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, excellent. You've ended up selling the last one. That's great.

[Ali Breen]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Are you going to go? No. Are you tall enough to go on all the. Right.

[Ali Breen]

I am, yep. All of them.

[Christy Lee]

I had a question about the foreign exchange student. Is he 20, 21 years old and From Italy and is a lifeguard. And yeah, you know, what if he.

[Josh Arnold]

Was just the hardest.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not familiar with women and their ways. In their breasts. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

What is this?

[Christy Lee]

Brazier?

[Chick McGee]

Brassier? Is it a barbecue? I don't understand.

[Christy Lee]

Excuse my erection.

[Josh Arnold]

Where's this person from? From?

[Ali Breen]

He's from Spain. But last year they hosted a guy who was from Denmark. And it was funny because he did. He ended up being like a 6 foot 2, like Viking, like, striking guy. And I was like, my God, like daughters too. I was like, you're just inviting trouble.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

But he was great.

[Chick McGee]

Now the way this show works, Allie, we ask people to send her letters and you can find her on your favorite social media media platform at A L L I B R E E N. The topic, intimacy, Love, human sexuality.

[Christy Lee]

All of that. All of that gone wrong.

[Chick McGee]

We try to limit it to humans, but. What have you got over there, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my girlfriend farts and burps in front of me. And the other night actually farted during sex. She laughed and thought it was really funny. And then I kind of got annoyed and she said, come on. I couldn't help, but I'm actually getting really grossed out now. I swear I'm getting PTSD whenever we're doing doggy. What should I do?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Ali Breen]

Too graphic.

[Christy Lee]

She didn't do it on purpose. I think if she honestly started laughing, I think I'd let it go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right. And I doubt she did it on purpose.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In that instance.

[Christy Lee]

And are you sure it was gas from that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you do?

[Christy Lee]

What do you do?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, she's doing it a lot. He just wants it to end. I don't know what. And it sounds like he's said something. I don't know what you do.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if he farts, though, in.

[Christy Lee]

Front of her and that's okay. You know what I mean?

[Chick McGee]

We just had a survey about that and very few people enjoy that are okay with that with their significant other.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I don't think that that's a good habit to get into.

[Christy Lee]

Did you say very few?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Takes the roommate. I can actually probably find the.

[Josh Arnold]

The number of you, you and your boyfriend, when you guys are, let's say you're spending the weekend together. You. Will you leave the room or will he leave the room.

[Ali Breen]

To go to the bathroom?

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

To fart or to burp?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I think so. I mean, it's funny, when we used to go on vacation, one of us would like go for a walk if even just to go to the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

There's a real problem with doing that. At least at first, but still.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

I don't think anyone. We don't freely fart in front of each other.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's true. Shame. I want to be. You want to be as comfortable with. Possible.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes you can't help it. I mean.

[Ali Breen]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It just happens.

[Josh Arnold]

And sometimes you can help it and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you don't want to be. That's overtly.

[Ali Breen]

Help it constantly. Yeah, that's what it sounds like this couple's doing. Just constantly letting them rip.

[Tom Griswold]

Which should change her diet.

[Christy Lee]

What about farting? What about farting and then going, ah, is that a bad deal?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. Again, I think that's. That should be acceptable.

[Christy Lee]

That's okay.

[Ali Breen]

Siblings like when people fart and then try to shove someone's head down.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing like that. No. Extra, extra.

[Christy Lee]

What about farting in your hand and then throw. No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't do anything like that. But my philosophy has been, I don't have the right philosophy. Anytime I'm in a relationship, farts are popping. If I fart, what's the worst that's going to happen? She's going to leave me and I'll be single again.

[Chick McGee]

This is really a different issue we're getting.

[Josh Arnold]

I might have a different.

[Chick McGee]

I see. Okay, let's move on. Once again. Again. By the way, I should point this out. Ali Breen is also on Only Fans. A L, L, I B. That's where you'll find her.

[Ali Breen]

And I think some people on Only Fans sell their farts.

[Josh Arnold]

They do.

[Christy Lee]

And we had a story of that, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She was jarring them up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

That's how they're packaged in a. In a. Like a Mason jar. Ball jar.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you open that up or do you leave it?

[Chick McGee]

I think it's like a fine wine. You wait for the right occasion and then. And then you give it a. Oh, well, we're going to be huffing tonight.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you going to want. Let that breathe?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. If the Eagles win, we're going to huff. Can you imagine?

[Ali Breen]

No, that really is.

[Josh Arnold]

But she was making good money. She was doing it.

[Ali Breen]

A lot of money. Yeah. Yep. Some guys are into it, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

All right. Dear Ally, my boyfriend wants to have sex like three times a day, but will almost never be able to finish the second and mostly the third time. Times. So it becomes like work at that point. And I told him, hey, quality is better than quantity. But he just Won't calm down. I feel like he thinks he's trying to look more manly for me, but I hate it. What's happening here?

[Tom Griswold]

What is happening here?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you gotta tell him.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he super turned on all the time?

[Chick McGee]

No, apparently he just can't, like, but.

[Christy Lee]

Then the anxiety of it. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have buckets of water you could throw on him?

[Josh Arnold]

I have two words. Two words for you that'll solve this. Stop wiping.

[Chick McGee]

Well, well, once again, that'll cut down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He won't be as eager.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're saying exhibit extraordinarily poor hygiene and he will not want to.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, calm him down.

[Christy Lee]

You know, intercourse is just another way of communicating. So maybe he doesn't feel like you're. You're hearing him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's reaching out.

[Christy Lee]

He's reaching out. He's trying to communicate. Yes, he's saying it with his body. The wiping might not matter, though, because her face will still work. You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Wait, wait.

[Chick McGee]

Good point. Don't brush. I say next. Let's move on. We can't fix this one. Okay, Allie, what have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend has two kids from two different moms. We're talking about marriage, but is it possible to have a normie, normal family life in this situation? I want kids, too, but I don't know how I'd explain these siblings to them, nor do I really want to help raise someone else's kidneys.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Yeah. This isn't for you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not.

[Josh Arnold]

You have absolutely answered your own question.

[Christy Lee]

Holy hell.

[Chick McGee]

You need to hook up with the guy from the previous leg. Better. He's got nothing to do. He doesn't have any kids.

[Christy Lee]

You guys sit around, fart all day.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to end this today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You're not the girl for this.

[Josh Arnold]

No. No way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The last thing I'm going to do is raise another man's child.

[Josh Arnold]

How do I explain to my real kids, these two. Boy, oh, boy, you need to bail.

[Christy Lee]

And look at him.

[Josh Arnold]

Red hair.

[Ali Breen]

This is like a Dish Disney stepmom. Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, so far we're, I think, over four. Let's. Let's keep going. What have we got next?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my husband's family does family vacations where his parents rent a house or hotel rooms for everybody. We don't get a lot of time off for our own vacation, so this ends up being our only trip of the year. I don't want to have to go with his crazy family every time and he says, well, it's free and it would break his parents heart if we bailed. So it sounds like he's digging his heels in. Should I fight for this or should I just keep this up? What should I do?

[Chick McGee]

Can you do another vacation?

[Tom Griswold]

She said they don't have time or money to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but I.

[Chick McGee]

But if the one vacation's free, don't they save up some money so they.

[Josh Arnold]

Can go time off?

[Tom Griswold]

They don't have time off.

[Ali Breen]

It sounds like time. Yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

I say half and half. You go three days with the family and then three or four days on your own. And if the family has trouble with it, boo hoo.

[Christy Lee]

That is a lovely compromise.

[Chick McGee]

Or every other year. Yeah, unless they're really annoying. Then every third year.

[Christy Lee]

Or you could start dating an orange. An orphan. That is.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the best way to go about anything. If you met somebody, you got to meet an orphan. If you met somebody and they went, my all my family is dead and I don't have any friends. That's a keeper. Right? To the church. Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Unless. Unless she has an eye in the middle of her forehead.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be the only you lost.

[Chick McGee]

What if she's a non wiper? You still go for it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. You lock it down no matter how filthy she is.

[Chick McGee]

Josh's main criteria.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why she wouldn't have any friends.

[Chick McGee]

You know, and this is another failure. Ally, I'm blaming you for some reason. Do we have one of these we can actually solve?

[Josh Arnold]

My answer was legit.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, this one.

[Josh Arnold]

He's talking to Ally like we have to be somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

I know, let's get on with it.

[Christy Lee]

Hurry up. Let's go. Let's go.

[Ali Breen]

We actually started. Well, Josh had a good compromise for that that actually began in a good place and then went downhill quick.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so sorry. It was the wiping through me.

[Ali Breen]

All right. Dear Allie, my boyfriend sometimes forgets to bring his wallet out on date and when I pay he says don't worry, he'll reimburse me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hey, hey, hey babe, I'll get you back. Don't worry about it.

[Josh Arnold]

So what's the problem then?

[Ali Breen]

He rarely does. The thing is he does pay for a lot of other stuff and gets me nice gifts. So I don't know if I should bring it up, but it actually is pretty annoying and it happens more often than I'd like.

[Chick McGee]

What should I do when he pictures.

[Josh Arnold]

Up had him in the button?

[Chick McGee]

See if he's got his wallet. Hey, you forgot your wallet.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not just Say, hey, honey, do you have your wallet? You can just remind him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he will be so annoyed you're calling him out.

[Christy Lee]

Do they live.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

What if you live together?

[Chick McGee]

What if you did it like this?

[Ali Breen]

What if it doesn't sound like they lived?

[Christy Lee]

Elon.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, what if you said I've got a really cool picture, I want to put it in your wallet for you. Kind of an old fashioned.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody carries pictures in their wallet.

[Chick McGee]

I know that's she's naked in the picture. He's going to let me go get my wallet.

[Christy Lee]

No good.

[Josh Arnold]

No picture.

[Ali Breen]

Actually, that's what she should say. She should be like get Apple Pay. Everyone has their cell phone with them.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Ali Breen]

Figure it out.

[Christy Lee]

Just walk out and don't pay.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, do you use Apple Pay?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It's a great not sure. Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

That means no.

[Chick McGee]

Occasionally I do.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine him?

[Josh Arnold]

Why would you ask great grandpa question like that?

[Christy Lee]

Him using Apple Pay? He'd have to get undressed, I think, and take his shoes off. Oh, I was wearing my hat and Apple Pay got shorted down.

[Chick McGee]

Is that this thing where it says wallet? Yeah, I use that occasionally.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good job.

[Chick McGee]

Very often it's much easier to stick a card out and hand it to him.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's another step. Sure. I see.

[Ali Breen]

I wonder if this is this guy's way of trying to make his girl. Maybe she never offers to pay for anything and it's his way of trying to get a free. You know, get her to pay once.

[Tom Griswold]

In a while, contribute a little.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there a chance? He really is completely absent minded. You guys don't think no one forgets their wallet. No, he's not doing it. I forgot my wallet. I.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a moment. I actually have a legitimate solution to this.

[Christy Lee]

Well, but you're really cheap though.

[Chick McGee]

I have.

[Josh Arnold]

You're extraordinarily.

[Christy Lee]

I have.

[Chick McGee]

No, I have a legitimate solution to this. The thing nobody forgets anymore is their phone. Get him one of those phone cases that has four slots for driver's license, credit card, blah blah blah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but if he has his phone, he has Apple Bay. He's got.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody already solved it. But you still went the old fashioned route.

[Chick McGee]

I'm solving it for. I'm solving it for a guy like me.

[Christy Lee]

You could take your checkbook with you. What about that?

[Josh Arnold]

A guy like you isn't dating. They're eating at the home.

[Christy Lee]

They all know me here.

[Chick McGee]

Do you take credit cards at 4 in the afternoon? I like. Could I get more mashed Potatoes. Okay. Yes or no? Ali Breen, we had a couple surveys about super bowl food. I know you probably don't care.

[Christy Lee]

Baked potatoes.

[Chick McGee]

Care much about the Super Bowl.

[Ali Breen]

I don't. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Chick McGee, are you going to a Super bowl party?

[Ali Breen]

Do you know usually I end up doing that, but I. I don't know yet.

[Chick McGee]

Chick McGee found a. A list that said that the number one food at super bowl parties was baked potatoes. I question that. I think it's chicken wings.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nachos.

[Tom Griswold]

Very odd.

[Christy Lee]

You shut up, Ali breath.

[Ali Breen]

I bring this up like potato skins.

[Christy Lee]

Baked potatoes.

[Chick McGee]

I bring this up because when the topic came up, Josh Arnold pointed out that he had had dinner with you once. And I believe he said you could out eat a hungry truck driver.

[Josh Arnold]

You remember you.

[Ali Breen]

I don't know if I still can, but yeah, I can go. I can go ham on a buffet. I will not eat all day. Yeah, that and like a Brazilian steakhouse.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love those.

[Christy Lee]

Now, Tom, did you hear her say I could go ham? Do you know what that that means?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I didn't think so.

[Chick McGee]

What does it mean?

[Christy Lee]

Hard.

[Tom Griswold]

My mother. Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I had never heard that. Now, at a Brazilian steakhouse, I assume the steaks are all shaved.

[Christy Lee]

They are.

[Tom Griswold]

They shave right at your table and then.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

All the cuts of meat have a really big ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Really simple. The pork butt. Boy, almost.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, oh boy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we have time for one more letter, Ally. Let's see if we can get one we can help with.

[Ali Breen]

All right. Dear Allie, my girlfriend watches my social media like a hawk. When she sees my following or follower count go up, she demands to see who I followed or I know who followed me. I told her this is crazy behavior and she said, well, her last boyfriend cheated on her and so did the one before, so she's paranoid. But why should I have to pay for his behavior? She just says if I'm not doing anything wrong, what's the big deal?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, get away. Go actually start following all of her hot friends and. And then break up. Yeah, yeah, that's.

[Ali Breen]

Or any hot anything. It doesn't even have to be her friends. Anyone is going to be a problem.

[Christy Lee]

Those blow up bots that always start sending you messages. Oh gosh, get out.

[Josh Arnold]

Those girls are fake. I've been sending them money.

[Chick McGee]

So Ally, are you going to. Are you actually going to go to Disney World or Universal while you're done in Orlando?

[Ali Breen]

I might do one day. I'm not going to do both, but we'll see. I'm not going to go? I don't know. Yeah, I guess tomorrow. I think they're taking the school day off tomorrow so that it's not going to be so crowded. So I might go tomorrow with them and then spend Saturday looking at places.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, if people want to reach you. It's. It's a L, L, I B, R, E, E, N and on only fans. It's a L, L, I B. Yes. Okay. Thanks so much, Ali. We'll look forward to talking to you next week.

[Christy Lee]

Bye.

[Ali Breen]

Same. Bye, guys.

[Chick McGee]

Right now we're going to try. We've been trying to help you with your love trouble troubles. I'm going to do one do you one favor right now.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to advise you to contact Stephen Singer Jewelers by going to I hate stevensinger.com Valentine's Day is two weeks and a day away. It's a Friday. That means extra pressure on Valentine's Day because you can't kind of blow it off or just a Tuesday. It's just like any other. Nope, nope. It's a Friday. It's. Weekends were made for intimacy. I think we can all agree to this. And Steven Singer help you out. He's got those flowers, of course. 79 bucks for that new one. That's a. That's a beauty. That's the. That's the peacock teal. This one right over there by Christy Lee. And that's an actual rose dipped in gold with a special kind of enamel on it. It's really pretty. And that might be for her or I always recommend bracelets, necklaces, earrings, etc. Etc. And of course, Stephen's an expert on real Earthborne diamond. There's that great at last bracelet. That's a really just a beauty and a good value as well. Find out what I'm talking about and visit the catalog online. Of course, by going to I hate stevensinger.com and I'll also tell you this. The shipping is always free. He's got the best guarantee out there. And if you don't like it, send it right back free both directions. But you're gonna like it and she's gonna like it or he's gonna like it. And I'll also tell you this. You can upgrade. He's famous for the upgrade. Maybe you got some nice earrings last year. Make them bigger. Find out all the details. I hate stephensinger.com Real Diamonds from a real jeweler. And of course, the roses as well. This year, once again, the peacock teal rose. View it at I hate stevensinger.com. coming up, we are going to be informing you of important things in the world of birthdays and in the world of history. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Add to or continue the conversation.

[Josh Arnold]

Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Do it.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, gaseous update.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

While speaking during the Sexy Time segment with Ali Breen.

[Christy Lee]

I have to fart.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't stop farting.

[Chick McGee]

A recent survey. One in three adults feel comfortable.

[Christy Lee]

Where did you get this? 33.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Feel comfortable having such activities in front of their. I am.

[Josh Arnold]

I am part of that. 33. I am not.

[Tom Griswold]

I do it accidentally. That's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This goes into great detail about a lot of unpleasant things.

[Josh Arnold]

I force it.

[Christy Lee]

I sit around and eat beans and lettuce.

[Chick McGee]

80% of Americans surveyed consider poor post bathroom hygiene a deal breaker.

[Josh Arnold]

It is funny that it's only 80%.

[Chick McGee]

That means 20% are okay with.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you got a little wipe. I don't care.

[Christy Lee]

You got a little something on your cheek. There.

[Chick McGee]

She is on a wiper. That's rough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is rough.

[Chick McGee]

1% of those surveyed said wiping is not a. It's not a necessity.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it absolutely is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is.

[Christy Lee]

Well, some of your earthy types, I would, I would think, think that it's a natural process of the human body.

[Josh Arnold]

But aren't they itching? Itchy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, maybe, maybe not.

[Josh Arnold]

Gets itchy back there.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they, they don't. They have a non itchy fecal component.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever been to a person's home and they had the bag of rags next to the toilet paper?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Bag of rags. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. People do that.

[Christy Lee]

You know, people are coming over. You gotta, you gotta ditch those. That's disgusting.

[Josh Arnold]

I have not.

[Christy Lee]

You know what we used to do up here at the thing, Dicky Dick and I, we, we'd keep a sheep in the bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

We had to, we had to feed them and take care of them.

[Chick McGee]

Just ride them down the hallway.

[Josh Arnold]

We had a little joke. We'd say that's the brown sheep of the family.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

That is good.

[Christy Lee]

They all get brown eventually.

[Chick McGee]

A Bucket of cloth.

[Tom Griswold]

They wash them.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you talking. Christy, you really have.

[Tom Griswold]

I have seen that.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you smell it?

[Tom Griswold]

No. It's like a diaper pail.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's an interesting way to go in the.

[Chick McGee]

Holla. Where were you?

[Josh Arnold]

Either that or like just a total.

[Tom Griswold]

Hippie, real hippie type family.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, so happy you can't befriend them.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't go back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Was it a date?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Did you end up marrying this guy? Is it Andy? It's your husband.

[Chick McGee]

And he doesn't like.

[Josh Arnold]

He has a bucket of wreck. He seems like a wiper to me.

[Tom Griswold]

He's as far from that as you can.

[Chick McGee]

All right, I apologize.

[Christy Lee]

Could we get to our segment here? Time now.

[Chick McGee]

Now to. Excuse me. Time now to review something important Today in history, please.

[Christy Lee]

Time now for Today in History. We're almost done with January.

[Chick McGee]

I liked it.

[Christy Lee]

30Th. That's January, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Born in the state in 1882.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Judge Judy.

[Chick McGee]

Close. Franklin D. Roosevelt.

[Christy Lee]

FDR celebrate his birthday.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna bring polio back. Certain people have their way. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And he didn't have. He just. It just snuck up on him. Right. He was fine there for a while.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

I think Eleanor gave it to him.

[Chick McGee]

He's our rap name.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Chick McGee]

Frankie D. Of course. We all know that. Happy birthday to friend of the Show, Gene Hackman. 95 today.

[Josh Arnold]

Friend of the friend of the show.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you weren't here, but he wasn't. He.

[Josh Arnold]

I wasn't. You talked to him one time, did you?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it was several times.

[Josh Arnold]

He would call in month.

[Chick McGee]

He was in the building twice.

[Christy Lee]

He's kind of sought after on the socials that people want to take pictures of him and put him up on Instagram and stuff. He's. He's in some town. Small town.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. New Mexico.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In Tom's defense, he was in town.

[Christy Lee]

Filming, so he was.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I know.

[Chick McGee]

He could have been.

[Josh Arnold]

He wouldn't remember this show for anything. I'm not sure.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure he remembers who left from right at this point. Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

I had his shoes painted.

[Chick McGee]

We called it Superman, the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Will you look at that gentleman?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there he is.

[Chick McGee]

Because it was in movie theaters.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it looks like the creeper from Jeepers.

[Chick McGee]

More power to Eugene. You go for it. How about this one?

[Josh Arnold]

Pass away.

[Christy Lee]

If you haven't seen Unforgiven, go watch it again.

[Chick McGee]

Born in 1947. I'll do this in quiz form for Mr. Hostility. Josh. You know, Steve. Mary Marriott was probably a hotel guy or something.

[Josh Arnold]

A magnate.

[Chick McGee]

You're thinking of John Hyatt. Steve Marriott was an humble pie. Could we put together.

[Christy Lee]

Is.

[Chick McGee]

Are there any other ones? Is there a Sheraton of any. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

John Hyatt. Steve Marriott. The. The hotel tour. He was a great humble pie. Peter Frampton's band.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're great.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, he got to stay in all. All Marriott's for free.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

They showed us ID and. Oh yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That doesn't work.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday to the great Phil Collins. I finally forgiven him for Sue Studio.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, not a fan of that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh God, I love everything he ever did.

[Chick McGee]

I. I do too.

[Josh Arnold]

I even like the Tarzan soundtrack.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's good.

[Josh Arnold]

It really is good stuff. What song was from that?

[Chick McGee]

You Be in my heart.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. I don't know why you're singing it like that.

[Chick McGee]

Phil Collins, 1974. Happy Birthday Christian Bale.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's a good Batman.

[Chick McGee]

He's Irish, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

He's real. That's. That's his middle name. Christian Bale.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? What's.

[Christy Lee]

What's the last name?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't playing along there.

[Christy Lee]

I thought Frankie D was a new low, but no, go watch. What's one where you happy birthday too? Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Little kid. Empire of the Sun.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that it? Great Spielberg movie.

[Chick McGee]

Now see if you know this guy is Wilmer Valderrama.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they made him talk funny on the that 70s for some reason.

[Josh Arnold]

Now he's on NCIS.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, he's a. He's good.

[Josh Arnold]

He was Lindsay Lohan's boyfriend for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So dreamy.

[Chick McGee]

Do you anyone know where the named. The name Wilmer also appears in that sphere?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh God.

[Chick McGee]

Like tell television Cinematic.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Ed. Wasn't Elisha Cook Jr. Wilmer in the Humphrey Bogart movie?

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Chick McGee]

The Maltese Falcon. What? I'll check that. I. I think I.

[Josh Arnold]

Show.

[Christy Lee]

You know.

[Chick McGee]

What they called him? God, you know, they called him Fez on that show. No, this is totally true. It stood for foreign exchange student.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Yeah. They didn't.

[Chick McGee]

They didn't call him by his. His actual name.

[Josh Arnold]

He had a funny hat on. I really liked that show for a while. It was real good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Valderrama sounds like a skating rink. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm going to the Valderom. It's nudie night. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

At the skating nudie night.

[Christy Lee]

You might see a girl, a big rack fall on her boobs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's fun. It's fun.

[Christy Lee]

Look at her go.

[Chick McGee]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to.

[Christy Lee]

Look at, you can also watch the.

[Josh Arnold]

Show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Actor Michael Rosenbaum. You know some of the most talented.

[Chick McGee]

People in the business.

[Tom Griswold]

And now he's getting the inside story.

[Chick McGee]

Let's get inside of Heather Grant. I can't look at, like, Boogie Nights and think you were a nerd. Johnny Knoxville.

[Josh Arnold]

You think you're gonna do another Jackass movie? What do your kids want?

[Christy Lee]

Dad's not gonna do that. You gotta be careful how you choose your heroes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hear from some of the most fascinating people in pop culture today.

[Chick McGee]

Danny Trejo. You're a legend. Do you know you're a legend?

[Josh Arnold]

You can't be a legend. Having this much fun.

[Tom Griswold]

The inside of you. Podcast, follow and listen on your favorite platform.