The BOB & TOM Show - January 30, 2026

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show – January 30, 2026

Overview of the Episode

This classic episode of The BOB & TOM Show offers the show’s signature blend of improvisational comedy, pop culture banter, sports updates, and irreverent community storytelling. The crew riff on everything from peculiar sex toys and memorable movie moments to peculiar world records and the logistics of snow cream, all while interacting with listener emails and poking fun at each other. Regulars Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, Jess Hooker, and Ace Cosby keep the energy fast and the tone delightfully offbeat, minimizing structure in favor of spontaneous, playful conversation.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Musical Comedy and “Let Your Freak Flag Fly”

[01:30–04:49]

• Pat Godwin opens the segment with a lighthearted original song: “Let Your Freak Flag Fly.”
• The cast joins in with banter referencing pop culture (Scooby Doo, Betsy Ross) and classic rock (David Crosby’s “Almost Cut My Hair”).
• Notable quote:
  • “Let your freak, let your freak, let your freak flag fly. We’re not here to judge you, we’re just here to love you...” — Pat Godwin ([01:30])
• This sets the relaxed, silly mood for the rest of the episode.

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2. Clothing Pet Peeves: Drawstrings & Hoodies

[06:13–07:13]

• Chick McGee and Christy Lee vent about hoodie drawstrings and the weirdness of brightly colored drawstrings poking out of pants.
• Tom humorously complains about a pair of shorts:
  • “If you let it hang out, it looks like you’ve got a micro penis.” – Tom Griswold ([06:54])
• Christy says she dislikes drawstring sweatpants because they “always stick out.”

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3. Strange Sex Toys & Vibro-Tech

[10:34–16:47]

• Tom shares details on a new adult toy that vibrates to music and is controlled remotely, with multiple attachments (anal, vaginal, massage).
• The team riff on what songs would be best for musical sex toys (“side two of Abbey Road,” Phil Collins’ “In the Air Tonight,” and the Butthole Surfers for anal attachment).
• Frequent jokes about the science of “hearing music in your vagina” and jokes about becoming “vinyl snobs” for these toys.
• Notable segment:
  • Tom: “You’ve never heard side two of Abbey Road until you’ve heard it vaginally, Christy, I’m just telling you.” ([15:31])
• The cast keeps up a gag about what music genres would “feel best,” ending with the consensus that Phil Collins’ drum solo is supreme.

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4. Sports, Collectibles, and Listener Letters

[18:27–20:19]

• Chick promotes a limited edition Indiana Hoosiers National Championship football collectible.
• Tom gets hung up on the pronunciation of “authentic,” sparking more playful language debates.

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5. Weather, Cars, and Safety

[30:08–31:00]

• The team warns listeners: Four-wheel drive doesn’t help on ice.
• Christy and Tom reminisce about snow driving, exchanging cold-weather tips.

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6. Dog Names & Life Advice

[38:49–42:31]

• Hilarious listener emails about unusual dog names ("Potato," "Ganja," "Dammit") with the crew riffing on how awkward it is yelling these names in public.
• Notable moment:
  • Chick: “When I was really young, my grandpa had a big basset hound named Dammit. Imagine I was five... yelling, ‘dammit, come here!’” ([42:18])

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7. Movie Debates: Dr. Strangelove & Body Heat

[44:51–47:48]
[60:07–64:29]

• Christy admits she doesn’t “get” Dr. Strangelove, prompting the guys to quote it lovingly:
  • Tom: “‘You can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!’ Come on.” ([47:45])
• Jess Hooker is assigned to watch "Body Heat" for “bedroom inspiration” but falls asleep—prompting ribbing about Tom’s “sexy movie” recommendations.
• Jokes about the slow, steamy 1980s erotic thriller music:
  • Jess: “That cheesy ass music, dude...”
  • Chick: “Yeah, it’s a bad sax.”

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8. World Records, Cows, and Guinness Shenanigans

[80:07–83:40]

• Guinness World Record: Largest gathering of people dressed as cows (over 1,300 in Cowaramup, Australia, record still unbroken).
• Jeff Oskay exposes the financial side: “It costs tens of thousands of dollars for Guinness to send judges—huge scam.”
• Joke riffs on the “scam” aspect of world records and the motivations for setting weird records.

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9. Listener Letters & Running Gags

Various timestamps throughout

• Multiple “Letters from Listeners” drive show momentum, from stories of “free ballin’” (the famed Tom Petty parody at [93:49–95:06]) to marital advice and bedroom humor.
• Chick’s “out of the shower” line: “You want any of this before I put it away?” becomes a recurring bit.
• Jeff Oskay shares that he was married to a twin, leading to Tom’s awkward compliment: “They’re gorgeous!”

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10. Science, Coffee, and Diet Fads

[108:27–109:56]

• Christy reads a dubious new study claiming drinking coffee may lower risk of atrial fibrillation—Tom emphatically disagrees:
  • “If you’re dealing with AFib, talk to a qualified physician. Don’t read something off the Internet.” ([109:32])

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11. Animal News: Miniature Donkey and Kangaroo

[115:33–116:37]
[131:27–133:20]

• Heartwarming story about a miniature donkey named Dolly Parton returned home after escaping onto a Michigan roadway.
• The cast riffs on what to call a miniature donkey (“dinky”) and debate various “junior animal” breeds (cows, donkeys).
• A kangaroo is found loose in Texas, leading to puns about leaving their return address in the pouch and “keeping it out back.”

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12. Snow Cream—Making Ice Cream from Snow

[113:31–144:13]

• Jess Hooker makes “snow cream” (ice cream from snow) live on air, which the cast taste tests and reviews as “like soft-serve” and “really good.”
• Instructions and tips for listeners:
  • “[Bring] your bowl and beaters outside to pre-chill. Heavy whipping cream, sweetened condensed milk, vanilla, and clean snow—mix and eat!” ([145:53])
• Tom jokes about contaminants (“that crunchy stuff? It’s larvae!”)

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13. Strange Exercise Phenomena: "Coregasms"

[129:57–131:25]

• Christy reports on a viral fitness influencer’s claim of having an orgasm during ab exercises (“coregasm”); the crew are skeptical and link it to OnlyFans stunts.

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14. Pat Godwin’s Songs

• A highlight is Pat’s listener-inspired Tom Petty parody, “Free Ballin’.” ([93:49–95:06])
• Pat also sings an original about the beer truck spill in Wisconsin, set to a bluesy melody:
  • “Oh my boss is gonna blow, I know…” ([149:44–152:24])

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Notable Quotes & Moments by Timestamp

• [06:54] Tom: “If you let it hang out, it looks like you’ve got a micro penis.”
• [15:31] Tom: “You’ve never heard side two of Abbey Road until you’ve heard it vaginally, Christy, I’m just telling you.”
• [42:18] Chick: “My grandpa had a basset hound named Dammit. Imagine a five-year-old running around the house yelling, ‘Dammit, come here!’”
• [47:45] Tom: “You can’t fight in here! This is the War Room! Come on.”
• [63:07] Pat: “It’s all foreplay. Sex is slow, baby.”
• [80:24] Chick: “The record was achieved during the Deja Mu County Fair.”
• [95:01] Pat Godwin (singing): “The guy’s free, free, free ballin’.”
• [109:32] Tom: “If you’re dealing with AFib, talk to a qualified physician. Don’t read something off the Internet.”
• [142:44] Chick: “Just remember: Any time you get out of the shower, fellas—‘Do you want any of this before I put it away?’”
• [149:44–152:24] Pat Godwin’s bluesy “Wasted Beer” song about the Spotted Cow beer spill.

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Memorable Moments

• Jess making snow cream live—listener-friendly and interactive.
• The cast devising song “soundtracks” for risqué toys.
• Savagely poking fun at each other’s pop culture blind spots (Tom not knowing popular songs, Christy not liking Dr. Strangelove).
• Listener letter chains—dog names, marital advice, and running gags.

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Useful Timestamps for Key Segments

• Musical Opening ("Let Your Freak Flag Fly"): [01:30–04:49]
• Sex Toy & Musical Vibration Riffing: [10:34–16:47]
• Body Heat Movie Discussion: [60:07–64:29]
• Coregasm/Exercise Orgasm Story: [129:57–131:25]
• Snow Cream Demo/Review: [113:31–144:13]
• Listener “Free Ballin’” Song: [93:49–95:06]
• Beer Truck Spill Song: [149:44–152:24]

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Summary Takeaways

• Tone/Style: Unfiltered, self-deprecating, highly improvisational, and playful, with the group constantly riffing on each other’s quirks.
• Recurring Themes: Absurd news items, playful sexuality, middle-aged body horror, music movie nostalgia, carnivalesque pet stories, and listener participation.
• Why Listen: For the blend of satirical news, goofy musical numbers, genuine laughter among longtime friends, and crowd-source comedy via email.

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Ideal For:
Fans who enjoy behind-the-scenes irreverence, banter about everyday life, playful music comedy, and a raucous, authentic morning show energy.

Transcript

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Pat Godwin]

Pretending to be shy but I see something naughty in your eye well, there's no shame in just being who you are. On the dance floor is a perfect place to start it must be unfurled if you want to show the world. Let your freak let your freak let your freak flag fly. Let your freak let your freak let your freak flag fly. We're not here to judge you we're just here to love you Let your freak let you freak Let your freak flag fly I see no reason why you can't let your freak back fly. Run it straight up the pole Gotta show your curls before you get too old. You and Velma. I'm Scooby Doo Enough around here is too taboo. Rock the mystery van like a waterbed. Rick, Daffy, Shaggy, but don't tell Fred. Let your freak let your freak let your freak flag fly Let the freak let your freak let the freak flag fly When I hit a jaja we're just gonna love you Let your freak let you freak Let your freak flag fly I see no reason why you.

[Chick McGee]

Can'T let your feet back.

[Pat Godwin]

Crack it like a Liberty Bell Smack it with a rebel yell Shake it like a salad toss Stitch it like Betsy Ross. Freak Let your freak let your freak fly by we're not here to chat, y' all we're just here to love you we're not here to judge you we're just here to love you Let you freak, let you freak, let you freak flag fly Let your freak Let you freak. Let your freak flag fly I see no reason why you can't let your freak flag.

[Chick McGee]

Here they come. Here they come. The mummies. You let your freak flag fly.

[Tom Griswold]

Here comes. Here comes. Watch it now.

[Chick McGee]

Is Crosby. Did he say that first? David Crosby, your freak flag.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the Almost Cut My Hair song.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let your freak flag fly Especially.

[Tom Griswold]

Piston went bald.

[Chick McGee]

He did go bald. And in not a very.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, like, you're the skullet.

[Chick McGee]

You're the standard bald guy. You're like the Larry David bald. You're.

[Tom Griswold]

That's serious business.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but David Crosby, it was awful drag. Just a mess.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, when you're on heroin, your looks kind of. They get subverted by the reality of.

[Chick McGee]

You think if they fix with less sweating. Heroin now with less sweating. Hi, it's the Bob and Top Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Now with less failure.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Josh, on assignment this morning. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Hey there, chick.

[Chick McGee]

You got a song, buddy?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

I hope so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you missed a couple.

[Chick McGee]

I missed a couple.

[Tom Griswold]

And we got a new one today we can redo.

[Chick McGee]

There's new ones, Jeff. Oscar, I believe.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

In the Bob and Tom sweatshirt available at your. On your. On your. Online. On your computer. There's Ace Cosmic.

[Tom Griswold]

Not really. They're sold out.

[Chick McGee]

See, I don't like the strings on the. On the hoodies. I like the strings. Get rid of the strings.

[Christy Lee]

Strings out.

[Chick McGee]

If you have one, take the strings out and. And if they're caught up in the back, I cut them off and. Yeah, I don't care for the strings anymore. You see me in a hoodie, you won't see strings.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care for drawstring pants because of that. They always stick out.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Why do they do that?

[Chick McGee]

You wouldn't know anything about this because you think sweatpants equals failure.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

And I agree.

[Christy Lee]

And there's.

[Chick McGee]

And you agree.

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

I don't sweat.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't own a pair of sweatpants.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there are drawstring pants that aren't sweatpants.

[Tom Griswold]

They're drawstring gym shorts. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And don't you hate when it's that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you got.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

The main pair that I wear are blue with a bright orange drawstring, and if you let it hang out, it looks like you've got a micro penis.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why is your penis orange?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, closer to orange. Than black.

[Christy Lee]

All right, fair enough.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Hence the mic.

[Tom Griswold]

Odd topic.

[Chick McGee]

All I said was I didn't like drawstrings and hoodies. That's all.

[Christy Lee]

I agree with you. I get it.

[Chick McGee]

I cut him out.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not a hoodie guy. For the most part. No, no.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

It's a good look.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I just not.

[Chick McGee]

I just.

[Christy Lee]

It's too close around his neck.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Makes it reminds him of good hoodie weather.

[Tom Griswold]

Just to give you some idea of how weird the weather is right now, Charles. Charleston. How weird is it? Charleston, South Carolina. Looking for 4 inc. Of snow today.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like, what the hell's going on in Charleston?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, this is.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Raleigh.

[Christy Lee]

Four to eight inches of snow.

[Tom Griswold]

Stop it.

[Chick McGee]

Beautiful, beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

Charleston, Raleigh. The traffic's already worse than almost anywhere on earth. And now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really? I didn't. I wasn't aware of that.

[Chick McGee]

What is Raleigh?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember we went into Raleigh and the guy goes, well, tell you what. If you get. If you want to get here from the airport at. When you land, it was about noon. It'll probably take you about 30 minutes to get back to the airport during rush hour. It'll take it two hours.

[Chick McGee]

Not a lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess I don't remember that road infrastructure. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a show down there. It was fun with the shows everywhere, baby. With the band. It was great. More thinking of taking the band out just a couple more times.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been working on working a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

You keep it quiet until like a couple days before we'll all be ready.

[Tom Griswold]

You put something else and I'll spring it on you. I can tell there are a couple things going on on Hollow, not Halloween. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and that snow for Charleston is actually Saturday. Today's high. There's 56 sunshine. Today is Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

I lost my place. Okay. My kids. My kids are out of school again. It's like, what the hell? Where was I? What was I going to say? Oh, Pat Godwin and Willie G. Valentine's Day night, Right? What is it? Valentine. Valentine.

[Christy Lee]

Saturday.

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Valentine's night?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

14Th. It's a week from Saturday. It'll be Pat Godwin and Willie G. In Evansville at Pat Coslid's place. Always a great crowd. And a couple of other things coming up. If I'm not mistaken. It's a night of two Jeffs. Mr. Oskay and Mr. Jeff Bodart. Bodart are going to be at a place called Castle Finn Winery in Marshall, Illinois.

[Chick McGee]

His name is Bo Dart. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's going on. And then tonight it's going to be Castockia Khan of the Riverside Casino in Riverside, Iowa. Tomorrow he's in Quincy at the one Event Center. So some stuff going on out there. Oh, and one more thing I want to mention at the Cincinnati Funny Bone, Jamie Lisso this weekend, great comedian. So some good stuff happening, people on the road. I've got my area here covered in letters. I mean there's. Look at all these things. I've got to review these. We'll be getting to that shortly.

[Chick McGee]

Emails from listeners.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, including one kind of celebrating. Emails from listeners celebrating the feature. Evidently today's its birthday. It is, yeah. I'll get to that letter coming up shortly.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's got to be 20, 25 years old. We've been doing this for. Since they invented emails.

[Tom Griswold]

It's officially the first year we're.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, that's what it's the first year.

[Tom Griswold]

When we, when we declared today.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, why are these up here on my. In my workstation? Why is this here? Does anybody explain that to me?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Shake your groove thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh yeah. Because peaches and herbs. I. I am a believer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, guess what?

[Christy Lee]

We had a story about this new toy called a groove thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll get it for you. It's.

[Chick McGee]

You shake it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, let me, let me tell you, Helen, because I want to get the proper.

[Chick McGee]

Proper.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you familiar with the so called bone phone technology?

[Chick McGee]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, no one else had heard of it.

[Chick McGee]

It lays across your neck and it hits your clavicle.

[Tom Griswold]

This was a late 70s, I believe.

[Chick McGee]

The technical term is neck bone. And it vibrates and you can hear it in your head.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I was a runner. I never had, in those days, I.

[Chick McGee]

Never had a bone phone.

[Tom Griswold]

The idea was you could. You wouldn't have wear earphones, Right. This was the pre earbud era. And once again the idea was sonically, I'm sure. I guess there's some science to this, but you would hear it through your collarbone. We got a letter from a guy that had one. They didn't work real well.

[Chick McGee]

Not, not real well at all.

[Tom Griswold]

However, this is a variation on the bone phone. As far as I'm concerned, it's a device that is inserted into the body. It's a. It's a adult toy.

[Chick McGee]

Into your penis.

[Christy Lee]

No, into your vajayj. Well, he said born or in your backside.

[Tom Griswold]

It has two.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

It has two attachments.

[Christy Lee]

Has three. Because it has a massage attachment as well.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, See I'm assuming.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I could see that.

[Christy Lee]

This is how Tom thinks happens.

[Chick McGee]

Shake it.

[Christy Lee]

He thinks you can hear the music in your vagina.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's no.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me get some facts out here. Here's what it says.

[Chick McGee]

I would love to.

[Tom Griswold]

It says for the purchase price of $339.

[Chick McGee]

That seems a little. A little harsh.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the single kit. The couple's kits. 599. Oh, the couple. The couple's kit comes with, I'm quoting here, an anal attachment, a vaginal attachment, and an external massage attachment along with an external speaker. So that can have the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that speaker goes external.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you wouldn't want to put that in.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a big girl.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, I'm assuming the smaller one that we see up there on the left would be for the back side, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, on the left.

[Christy Lee]

And then the one that looks like a regular.

[Tom Griswold]

This thing vibrates to the music.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And thus, I'm assuming when it hits.

[Christy Lee]

The tailbone, you get pulsating sensations from the music. You want a song that has a lot of bass in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can do whatever you want. I mean, you could do something a little James Taylor. I can shake something soft and something soft and soft and acoustic.

[Chick McGee]

Did you. Did you guess back as well?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he'd never heard this song.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we went over this.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

He never heard this.

[Chick McGee]

This is so good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the best.

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

But don't change the subject here we've got.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. I thought it was. Well, there's bass. Listen, that bass kicking in up your vajayjay. How about that, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

And the question is, what song would you want to hear if you were using it?

[Chick McGee]

Squirrely little guy. You hit the space. Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

No, not regularly. Oh, yeah. Little rhythm to it.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

I love this.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Always have.

[Chick McGee]

Little bit. Little bit of. Little bit of.

[Pat Godwin]

Back, back.

[Christy Lee]

See, there you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

You've never heard this song.

[Christy Lee]

Never.

[Pat Godwin]

1, 2, 3.

[Chick McGee]

This destination. I'm not saying it's not great.

[Tom Griswold]

I just never heard it.

[Chick McGee]

Pulling out jobs and jamboree handouts Two turntables and a microphone Bottles and cans.

[Pat Godwin]

Just clap your, clap your hands Woo.

[Chick McGee]

Where's that?

[Pat Godwin]

I got two turntables and a microphone.

[Chick McGee]

Where's that?

[Pat Godwin]

What do I got?

[Chick McGee]

Got two turntables and a microphone where's that? Where is that?

[Christy Lee]

Never heard that.

[Chick McGee]

Turntables and a microphone.

[Christy Lee]

He hates it.

[Chick McGee]

And then, then right back to it.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great. I just never heard it so.

[Chick McGee]

But you. Did you enjoy it?

[Tom Griswold]

It was everywhere. Watching. So, once again, you can hear the. With the. I was trying to get back to the topic. How about that?

[Chick McGee]

You could hear. You could hear. Back up your.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What would that sound like, Pat, in your back?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Well, you know what was. If it was in the vagina, it would be Muffles.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right. Two turntables and a microphone.

[Tom Griswold]

Now who. I have a question. Would she hear it that way or would he hear it that way?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I think it's my understanding that she would hear it pretty well because of the internal.

[Christy Lee]

She's not hearing anything.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like the bone phone, the, the vibrations.

[Christy Lee]

It's impossible.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying you have never heard side two of Abbey Road until you've heard it vaginally. Christy, I'm just telling you. And similarly, Jeff Oskay, and knowing your sexual proclivities and adventurous nature. Your adventurous nature, I'm sure that you could perhaps enjoy the band, the Butthole Surfers, quite literally in their home court, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

You like that? You like Roundaback, huh?

[Jeff Oskay]

Find out you buy it. I'll run the experiments. I'm not paying 350 for it, though.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the way to go would be that. What's that song, that Phil Collins drum thing in the Air tonight? Right there. Right, right there in the crevice.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, have you seen the videos on. Where somebody's falling down the stairs and they put it.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Is there anything funnier? Is there anything funnier?

[Chick McGee]

There's nothing funnier than that. We could be here for 20 more years. And.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think if we did a survey, that might be the greatest drum solo all time.

[Christy Lee]

Has to be.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

Even though it's short, the kids listening to that.

[Tom Griswold]

The only other good one, the only other one I can really stand in the world is the one on.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I, the who, you're going to.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Say Abby road again, that Ringo.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's hardly a drum solo.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's. But that's the beauty of it. It's.

[Chick McGee]

No, not the beauty of it. Less is more. That's insane.

[Tom Griswold]

As Miles Davis said, you know, the.

[Chick McGee]

Best one drum solo ever is just. He hits the tom one time.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

It's amazing kind of what he does.

[Tom Griswold]

As Miles Davis said, it's not the notes you play, it's the notes you play. And when it comes to drum solos, it's not the incredibly boring length of them, it's the quick one in and out. Just drums for 10 seconds. Thank you, fellas. He's back there.

[Chick McGee]

I've been into Asia lately. That. That drum solo is pretty damn good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's the guy from Emerson. Lincoln. Palmer. Right?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

That's Palmer, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, not Asia. Asia Aja. Asia Steely.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay, that makes more sense.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

What is that, Berner?

[Chick McGee]

Only time will tell. Suck me.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Only time. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I was shocked. That turd of an album.

[Chick McGee]

I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see, where were we? Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

About college football.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question, though.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

For this. This. This thing that you listen to the music through your ass.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine if there's someone who gets so into this they become like a vinyl snob, you know?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, the only way to.

[Tom Griswold]

Only way to listen to little feed is with vinyl. You get the high end, blah, blah, you know, the only way to really enjoy the Butthole Surfers.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Is in the.

[Chick McGee]

I can't help but notice we're a little late.

[Tom Griswold]

It's your fault.

[Chick McGee]

I understand.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to move on. And what we're going to talk about is last year we were talking about Ohio State.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And Niko Sports, they had that embossed football.

[Chick McGee]

And now that Indiana is the champs, they've done the same thing, so they.

[Tom Griswold]

Had to toss the mold. They were really hoping all they'd have to do is change one number.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Isn't CFP some kind of shoe?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we talked about this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I don't remember.

[Jess Hooker]

Become.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oops, sorry. Back to you.

[Chick McGee]

A fully licensed, limited edition collectible celebrating winter book. Can I get some room?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. You want us to play Beck.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Real quick question.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir?

[Tom Griswold]

All my life I've the word authentic. I always thought it was pronounced with an F sound.

[Christy Lee]

Authentic.

[Tom Griswold]

Authentic. It's a th.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's a th.

[Tom Griswold]

All these years I had a rock.

[Chick McGee]

Authentic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're full of crap.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

You're telling me you didn't think that?

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How did you get into the Ivy League school?

[Tom Griswold]

I picked my way in and out. Now we're gonna come back. We've got a bunch of great stuff today, including this huge sex survey. Christy, this is a pretty long. You're gonna have to do some homework on this thing.

[Christy Lee]

Plus, I don't have it.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. It's because I haven't finished it. We have sharks in the news, kangaroos in the news, and more back. I think this may be my favorite story in quite some time. It involves a. A lot of people having a similar hallucination.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And what they're seeing. This is so cool. They're seeing miniature people for days at a time. It's just. It's so cool.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I've sat here for quite a while and wondered, is he losing his mind? And I. I wonder no more. When you've lost your mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look, there's a little teeny person. We'll find out.

[Chick McGee]

That seems. That sounds terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna find out about that.

[Chick McGee]

Unless it's a little tiny back. I'd like that. He's pretty tiny. Anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Would that sound be a little higher?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

It's back. Hey, it's Dan Bongino. I've got some big news for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Starting February 2nd, the show is back.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. The Dan Bongino show is relaunching, and we're going bigger than ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Join me live on rumble.com Monday through Friday, 10am to noon Eastern. We'll cover the stories that matter, Cut through all the garbage and get to the truth.

[Chick McGee]

Can't catch it live. No problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Grab the audio wherever you get your podcasts. Remember February 2nd, the return to the Dan Bongino Show. Don't miss it.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs.

[Tom Griswold]

Needs.

[Chick McGee]

Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. What?

[Christy Lee]

Ready to go today?

[Chick McGee]

Me too. Isn't everybody ready to go? Yes, yes indeed. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

It's good to have you back.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, darling. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold on the DL, there's not download disabled list. There's Ace Cosby ready. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's funny how some of that stuff switches around you.

[Chick McGee]

DL down low or disabled list.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Remember the famous letter we got from the lady? She thought. The lady. The lady. Yeah, the lady thought LOL meant lots of love and she sent it to her friend who was having cancer treatments. LOL said laughs and maybe write real prose. Write the words out for everybody so they know what you're doing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's also IR Injured Injured Reserve. You could go on that.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we.

[Jeff Oskay]

IR currently stands for in real life. Like irl.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. In real life.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's confusing.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of kids use it.

[Jeff Oskay]

They have a lot of online friends or they have in real life friends. Friends.

[Chick McGee]

When did that start? Like Sunday Night Football's snf. Saturday Night Live.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

I mean everything's initials now.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of people are lazy. They don't want to type things out.

[Tom Griswold]

It's part of being hip, part of being part of it really. Isn't it in the know. That's why they always say, hey, my new album dropped.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you drop it on your foot?

[Chick McGee]

You won't catch the. You won't catch the Asians using doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

They're hard workers.

[Christy Lee]

Are they?

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. No initials.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you come in drunk? What's happening? Okay, I gotta. I'm gonna run this, but these guys. We're about hear a big sigh and a bunch of pissed off people beside. I want to try something. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can't wait.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

What a great setup.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can only guess. I know exactly.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Just don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't ruin this for me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I won't. I won't ruin it again. I came up did the first time.

[Tom Griswold]

I came up with this a few days ago. I was so proud of myself.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. No, no, I'm gonna watch Chick. I'm gonna.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? Maybe I. Maybe I'll surprise you. You don't know. Maybe I'll be.

[Tom Griswold]

I wrote this joke.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Just for Chick, and he wasn't here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But he did it anyway.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't use air quotes. Joke. Hey, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. This is like, I'm getting a thumbs.

[Chick McGee]

Up, and we know you're terrified of him.

[Tom Griswold]

And so I've had. By the way, I've had a lot of support from our email fans. Okay. I'm gonna. I'll do this for you. I did this joke knowing that.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Let me clear my mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick would find this very amusing.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We begin. We begin in Virginia, not too far from the home of your favorite sports team, the Washington Football Club.

[Chick McGee]

Farmland of Virginia.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, in Virginia, animal service officers had to come to the rescue of a hawk that was trapped in a batting cage in a public park. You following me here? This was in Fairfax County, Virginia.

[Chick McGee]

I'm clear on all the words.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of the ladies and gents from the animal shelter went in. They were able to remove this hawk from the batting cage. All is well. The hawk was freed.

[Chick McGee]

See, I have to step in here and say, I think I know where you're going. Because someone DM'd me at home and said, you'll never believe what he's done.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I said, the last time there was a hawk in a batting cage, it was Ken Harrelson when he played for the Cleveland Indians.

[Chick McGee]

Right. And. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Should I have gone with Red Sox?

[Chick McGee]

Was he. I think White Sox? Wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

He was the announcer for the White Sox.

[Chick McGee]

Would you have got that?

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure. Hawk Harrelson, sure.

[Christy Lee]

But he should have gone.

[Chick McGee]

Was it a joke? No, no, no. At best, an amusing comment, certainly.

[Tom Griswold]

I just thought. See, I thought Chick would be the one that would. Hawk Harrelson, which you don't reckon Ken Harrelson was like a Joe Namath figure any.

[Chick McGee]

His name was Hawk because he had a huge nose.

[Tom Griswold]

But Ken, he was in the COVID of Sports Illustrated when I was a kid. But he was one of these guys that was kind of a swinger, had that. Had that swagger about him. And was he.

[Christy Lee]

That's what he says.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I. I want to see. I think he was in the.

[Chick McGee]

So he had Hawk Harrelson, Joe Namath, Derek Sanderson.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What you're saying. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever read Derek and Derek Sanderson's autobiography, I Gotta Be Me?

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

That really is.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

That was Sammy D. No, it was San.

[Tom Griswold]

So, anyway, then everyone would. They weighed in with what, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Because it was Andre Dawson that was the last Hawk in a. In a batting gauge. But again, for the Chicago Cubs, he was much more unknown, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

But he didn't have the swagger. That's why. See, I need chips.

[Chick McGee]

He was kind of Andre Dawson, kind of reserved. That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

I liked him, so I think he was an Expo. But I have had a couple of great letters. Did you see that? I don't think I have it handy. A guy wrote in that he actually met Ken Harrelson. Saw him at an airport. Yeah, Ken's in. He's an announcer. Did you see this?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And he gave him, like, some Russian nesting dolls.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He said, aren't you Ken Harrelson? They got talking and he gave them him a Ken Harrelson nesting doll set. What a cool guy.

[Chick McGee]

What? He carries him around with him, I guess. Boy, that's a swinger, I'll tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. I think Ken is still on tv, but. So then we got this letter. I got this this morning from Mitchell Mr. Lewis. He writes, dear Bob and Tom show, I'm a truck driver in Kentucky. This is really unbelievable. Jimmy Pardo mentioned Ken the Hawk Harrelson on his podcast this week.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

How crazy that an obscure reference would be mentioned on both your show and Jimmy Pardo's Never Not Funny.

[Chick McGee]

Jimmy's podcast. Gigantic White Sox fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But, yeah, Harrelson was at his. In his head. There's the picture of the nesting dolls with Ken Harrelson announcing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

He was most famous, I want to say, when he was a Red Sox in, like, what was it, late, late late 60s when they went to the World Series.

[Chick McGee]

I always got Hawk Harrelson and Tony Conigliario, Mexico up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Tony Canigliaro with the.

[Chick McGee]

With guy on the COVID of Sports Illustrated after he got hit by a pitch. Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the scariest stories in baseball. But anyway, so much for obscure references.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And speaking.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you have given that a hearty chuckle had I.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? Yes. Yes. I would have a hearty chuckle.

[Tom Griswold]

Just acknowledging so. Because the notion of doing that joke is. No one's going to get it except for you. You see?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like my way of saying, chick and I are brothers.

[Christy Lee]

I got you.

[Chick McGee]

You. Yeah, in a way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We're both males, in a way.

[Christy Lee]

He loves you like a brother. You just heard him.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

We should have laughed three days ago. This would be over I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy, Pat, good luck. Good luck with your next song, Pat. We'll see. We'll see.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

The songs are so good. I like to dig a big hole.

[Christy Lee]

You're the sniper, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, speaking of cars, real quick, I was talking to a friend of mine yesterday. Word to the wise. Christy and I, we've been driving in snow forever.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, we both know what we're doing. Yesterday, car off the road right up here in the. Else.

[Chick McGee]

Saw that.

[Tom Griswold]

All the way down because you could use all the way down in the ditch. And the snow's been gone for, you know, again.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So. But the point here is just because you have four wheel drive. Four wheel drive doesn't help you on ice.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy goes, I can't believe I was sliding all over the place. Yet he had a brand new four wheel drive. No. Makes no difference. Get you through the snow a little bit better, but.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So be careful out there. There. And I. I bring this up because, for example, today, would you say Charleston is it? Tomorrow's gonna get.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Tomorrow they could get up to. They say three to five inches officially. Charleston. Yeah. Starting Saturday.

[Tom Griswold]

If it is a hotline to God, could you remind him the snow is supposed to be in Colorado, Idaho, Utah, where you can ski on it. Apparently he's taking. He must. Must have a week off. Maybe. Jesus has a snow day and dad's got a. Dad's got a homeschool.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you give anything for a heat wave right around President's Day? You in Colorado.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you dare.

[Chick McGee]

Just don't you dare.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Out there skiing.

[Chick McGee]

It's 89 degrees. That's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Hey, Jason, can you work on getting Ken Harrelson on the phone next week?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

I swear to God.

[Jeff Oskay]

We know it won't be a zoom call.

[Chick McGee]

True. How does that work?

[Tom Griswold]

We have more letters over there.

[Chick McGee]

Oscar, we got.

[Tom Griswold]

We got to do a break here. We're way late.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know where all these letters. I've never seen more letters in my life. Look at this. It's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

I want to thank Melissa who was kind enough to send us the photograph of the Ken Harrelson.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't call her Sweet Melissa. I'm surprised.

[Tom Griswold]

She ran. She got the nesting doll that Mr. Harrelson gave her at the Orlando airport. Thank you, Melissa. I certainly appreciate your taking the time. And she still has it, obviously. I'm sure that. I'm sure there's those are available on ebay. We have a lot to get to and I apologize, guys. No more Mr. Harrelson. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Get ready for the Rush with Max Crosby. It's time. Don't miss the behind the scenes moments everyone's talking about, regardless of what they say.

[Chick McGee]

I'll take the fine. I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

All pro defensive end Max Crosby takes you beyond the field with with exclusive insights.

[Chick McGee]

I could say this because I've played them.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Rush.

[Chick McGee]

You guys already know what time it is. It was fire.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll be right back on the pod and we'll be talking about it next week. The Rush with Max Crosby. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Very cool.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, we are. Very cool. Welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Hey, Jason.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Josh arnold on the DL. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick Sports Desk. And our tribute to Beck this morning continues, of course, Devil's haircut.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh, great one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, something's wrong. Very good. Something's wrong. Okay, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good. Now, a couple quick things. Do we have the. The video that I had asked for. We were getting to our letters segment, and I have a big stack of.

[Chick McGee]

Letters which we'll get to emails, listener letters brought to you by Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. And Christy is our Hyundai Guest.

[Christy Lee]

I am my Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

And you've been. You have a snow mode.

[Christy Lee]

I have a snow mode. Yes, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool.

[Christy Lee]

Flip it on.

[Tom Griswold]

On.

[Christy Lee]

And then the dashboard turns white so it looks like snow. Oh, it's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

You're kidding me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and the Sports Zone, it turns red. That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Those Hyundai's are doing things we only dreamed of.

[Tom Griswold]

What does it do for the end zone? All these hands go up. Very good. What have you got over there, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, dear Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was stalling in the. Whatever I want. Oh, there it is.

[Christy Lee]

It is. What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. That's Ken Harrelson on the COVID of Sports Illustrated.

[Christy Lee]

I thought he had crutches for a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Those were two baseball bats. I thought they were going. But look at the.

[Christy Lee]

Look at.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the swagger.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, look.

[Tom Griswold]

Wearing a cool suit.

[Chick McGee]

Is that. Is that a cool suit?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder who the bigger guy he stole it off of.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it looks like it's from the Steve Harvey Collection.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

It's like talking heads.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you had to borrow it. That jacket does seem a little big.

[Chick McGee]

A little bit big. And what date is that? Sports Illustrated. Sometime in the 60s.

[Tom Griswold]

What does it say? 68. 68, I'm guessing.

[Chick McGee]

What is nine, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is it 69? What. What is he. He's wearing a Red Sox uniform in that one on the left there. 68, okay. That's what I thought. Anyway, I'm sorry. That's the Hawk.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the man. Now we go over to. We're done with it, I promise. We have Chick McGee over there.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I got out of the shower and went straight to my wife who was working her sour dough bread in the K. And I said, you want any of this before I put it away.

[Tom Griswold]

Also the guy's naked.

[Chick McGee]

Then she I I got out of the shower. I went straight to the kitchen just.

[Tom Griswold]

Establishing that he established it.

[Chick McGee]

The second time I told her, you want any of this before I put it away she said well, that got me horny. And we went to the bedroom and he this guy says this is John and Evans. Tom's advice seems to always work. I'm sorry. This is Chick's advice. Thank you, pal.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder how the sourdough bread turned out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, everyone should follow.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

She needed that too.

[Chick McGee]

Tom's advice actually chicks I'm a lifelong listener and enjoy it every morning. Especially if I'm getting great advice from Tom. Chick every morning. Well, thank you. Sort of. John on all right. So that.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's worked once.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it works all the time. It's funny whenever you find your gentlemen find yourself in a state of undress. Go to your significant other and go one of more of this for you Want any of this before I put it away?

[Tom Griswold]

And now is there any manual gesture.

[Chick McGee]

Or is it towels? Okay, I guess you can grab it yourself if you'd like. That might seem a bit too forward.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the towel trick?

[Christy Lee]

I don't believe you can do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean not with a bath towel or a big beach towel. I mean a regular drying off towel.

[Chick McGee]

There are several.

[Tom Griswold]

Not like I'm using a golf towel.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

What's the difference between a bath towel and a regular drying off towel?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you know the gigantic towels you put take to the beach.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, beach towels.

[Chick McGee]

A beach towel.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess a bathtub. That is that like a normal sized towel?

[Chick McGee]

That'll work.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, always hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

You can hold that up?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, we can't.

[Jess Hooker]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

Hands free. I think. Never mind. It's one of the great gags of all bed bedroom gags of all time. You go I can't find my towel.

[Christy Lee]

Anybody else in here can do that?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

I've done it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we don't comically. Come on fellas, back me up.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

No, he's right.

[Chick McGee]

We've done it.

[Tom Griswold]

How about dog names? We've been getting some great dog names out there.

[Chick McGee]

How about dog names?

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Osuke, one of your exes had a dog named Ganja.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, a co worker had a dog named Ganja.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. But he had the dog gets away, he's running through the streets.

[Chick McGee]

We might be onto a new feature here. What actually happened and what Tom heard Hey, Jeff. One of your old lovers, a wife, possibly a girlfriend, had a dog named Ganja. No, no, that's not what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it a ca. I was a dog. I'm sorry, I can't keep. I can't keep track of all these women. So who was this lady?

[Jeff Oskay]

She was a coworker.

[Tom Griswold]

Was she a roommate?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, she's a coworker. She was going on vacation and I.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it was your sister, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which story. Which story had the. The two gay chicks in it?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's the one. Londora went on vacation with her girlfriend.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Watch their dog named Ganja for a week.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

At my house. And the dog escaped, so I had to run through.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, doesn't Lindora sound like a planet from Star Wars?

[Chick McGee]

Jeff said that his prom date had a dog named is what Tom heard.

[Tom Griswold]

So the point is. Let's get to this next story.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

They're on a lesbian retreat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she probably wouldn't have gone to the prom.

[Tom Griswold]

And so when you said you were saying, you were saying, you said to her while holding a towel there, do you want any of this? And you held your arms up and you said, God, no. I like women.

[Chick McGee]

He's in here a lot. And we try to catch everything that he does in here and kind of correct him. Do you think. Imagine how this happens when he's out in the wild and he does this.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, the essence of the story was the dog's name.

[Chick McGee]

I understand you have a live pigs here we can shave bacon off of. Is that right? Is that true?

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I heard. I'd like to shave it, but I.

[Jeff Oskay]

Get to the letter.

[Chick McGee]

Get some fresh bacon.

[Tom Griswold]

This letter comes to us from Myra.

[Jeff Oskay]

Idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

What a great name. Oh, wow. This is serious.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Myra.

[Tom Griswold]

Myra is a serious person.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't think we want to be serious.

[Tom Griswold]

A PhD. Oh, well, smart, smart person here.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we know you could be a PhD.

[Tom Griswold]

Dog names. This is a great name for a dog. Potato, don't you be sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look, there's Potato. Yeah, you call him Toto or Tater or.

[Tom Griswold]

I especially enjoyed recently standing on my deck screaming potato. There was a minus 40 windchill. Ah, yes, we've all been there in Dodge County, Minnesota. So I bet it's chilly there.

[Christy Lee]

I bet they have snow year round.

[Tom Griswold]

My Uncle Mike has a dog named Toker. Well, I guess we know what Uncle Mike does. Amy, we've been reviewing some of the great dog names out there, and we certainly enjoy. Enjoy hearing them. Now, you have a letter over there. Mr. McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I live in an area. I listen to the podcast, so I'm a day behind the other day. You're talking about having to be careful about naming your dog. When I was really young, my grandpa had a big basset hound named Damn It. Now, this is a. This is a Bill Cosby bit.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Jesus Christ. And Damn it. He thought his name. When he was a kid, he thought his name was Jesus Christ because his dad would always. Jesus Christ. Damn it. Get in here. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jesus Christ.

[Chick McGee]

Jeremy from North Dakota. I can't. I'm Jesus. Yep. When I was really young, my grandpa had a big basset hound named Damn It. Imagine I was five years old running around the house yelling, damn it. Come here.

[Christy Lee]

That's. It's cute.

[Chick McGee]

That's a Smiler.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a reference letter. And I don't remember this, but I think Josh was talking about it. Same story as the last one. I was listening to a podcast of your show. Josh mentioned the movie Top Secret. He said it opens with a song called Skeet Surfin.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I was laughing so hard I woke my wife up. That's Ryan from Somerville, South Carolina.

[Chick McGee]

The Fabulous Val Kilmer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's a great movie. I remember that, but I don't remember the, The. The skeet surfing. We were talking. Oh, I know. We were talking about the Olympics.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that they have the biathlon where they cross country ski and shoot. And we were wondering with that snowboarder getting arrested and being charged with murder and being a cocaine kingpin. The Canadian snowball.

[Christy Lee]

He was on a snowboard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And someone suggested we check out the skeet surfing. I will have to do that. It sounds like it was really funny. Coming up, we have more of your letters. You can reach us, Bob and [e-mail] we have a very interesting survey coming up about sexual activity.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In America. And some of the things that people are finding interesting. Also, a lot of cool animal stuff today, including we have a miniature donkey in the news. And we have a massive shark just offshore in the US Of A. Again. And we've got a loose kangaroo. We got a lot of cows in the news. And what kind of gift do you get for a stripper? We'll answer all these Questions from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. There's Christy Lee at the Sidelac Insurance News.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. There's Ace Cosby. Howdy. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about the movie Dr. Strangelove, and Christy did not get it. Did not like it.

[Christy Lee]

I know you guys love that movie, and I really wanted to love it.

[Tom Griswold]

But if you're not familiar with it, the title is a. A bit odd.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I never understood that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. The movie is about a. About nuclear bombers and. Or bombers carrying nuclear weapons and the end of the world.

[Christy Lee]

Peter Sellers plays three characters.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a comedy.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's brilliant.

[Chick McGee]

He was supposed to play four.

[Christy Lee]

Who was he supposed to play?

[Chick McGee]

The Slim Pickens part.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

The guy in the plane? It didn't work out or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Slim was great. Got this nice letter. Dear Bob and Tom Show. Writes Tim, during my career as an air traffic controller.

[Christy Lee]

I love you, Tim.

[Tom Griswold]

One day during a slow period, I had a B52 bomber on frequency. So apparently the B52s were out and about and he was doing his job, telling him what to do. I asked the pilot of the B52 if he'd ever seen the movie Doctor Strange Love. Another voice came over the radio, I assume the aircraft commander, and said, seen it. It's mandatory viewing for the entire crew. Oddly, I had a warm fuzzy feeling, though, that the men and women controlling our nuclear arsenal are knowledgeable of the great Dr. Strangelove movie. Thank you, Tim. So there you go, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

I know I. I totally respect all of you and I love your opinion on movies usually, but I just. There was very. I don't know, I guess I just went over my head there.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of those things that I can recite several lines.

[Christy Lee]

Most guys can, which is another reason why I wanted to watch it.

[Tom Griswold]

The place is under attack and the guy. The guy shoots the Coca Cola machine. You're gonna have to answer the Coca Cola Company.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Sterling Hayden asked him to help him with the machine gun. I. I believe the string has gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Out of my leg, Jack.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Now, this comes from the woman who says the Godfather was slow.

[Chick McGee]

Remember?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't say that.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

You played it for your daughters.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the Godfather.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Yeah, the Godfather movies.

[Christy Lee]

No, I watched that with my ex husband. I didn't watch it with my daughters.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh, they didn't care for it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they didn't care for it.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

That was you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I love the first couple. The third one was.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's universally condemned.

[Christy Lee]

In fact, I thought 2 was almost even better.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Well, many people say that.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, we'll move forward here. I recommend Check out. It's of a certain era.

[Christy Lee]

It's from 1964. It's definitely a classic. It's like all the movie lists that you see. It's in the top five. So I really was excited about it. I'm not gonna lie.

[Tom Griswold]

Not your cup of tea.

[Christy Lee]

Just won my cup of tea. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

I'll go watch my little roadhouse and.

[Chick McGee]

Be at the doomsday machine. Christie, it's a doomsday machine.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it was. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

How about when he screams up?

[Christy Lee]

The end was very.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't fight in here. This is the war room. Come on.

[Chick McGee]

You can't have the Russians come in here. You'll see our war.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry. Let's just move. You have any letters over there?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Josh mentioned earlier in the week how hockey rinks have holes in the glass for photographers to take pictures and videos. So they shoot through the holes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because the term glory hole came up. I was at a trivia competition over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you were.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was a fundraiser. Great job done by people.

[Chick McGee]

How long does it take? Give or take 20 minutes. How long does it take for your team to come up to an answer with you? Coming up, the works.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was a. It was a well rounded table. My table is that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We had different ages.

[Chick McGee]

I assume there were some sane people at the table there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But they skewed the music a little bit too female for me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. I missed a few of those. There were a couple songs that were. I'd never even heard of the artist. But in any event, one of the. One of the questions, though, said, what art form uses the term glory hole?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we did get that one. But the answer is glass blowing.

[Chick McGee]

I thought pottery. I don't know why I thought pottery, but I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I wouldn't have gotten that one.

[Chick McGee]

But the.

[Tom Griswold]

The larger point here is that's why we were talking about glory holes. And then it was in the context of that gay hockey movie he did, Rivalry by Friends, which apparently is the hottest out there. It's. It's a series out there and on hbo. Josh Mitchell. I guess at hockey rinks, they have a hole at, you know, waist high. Is that. What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

Well, they have a hole for the photographers, but the lenses through.

[Chick McGee]

Well, last night during a Red Wings game, there was a. A goal was scored by deflecting off that porthole that they use for photography. It was under review for an official ruling. It was counted as a goal. Evidently they're insinuating that Josh jinxed them by mentioning it at all. I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that referred to as a glory hole also?

[Chick McGee]

That I'm. I'm sure it's not. Oh, I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

But it would be in that position.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I got this nice letter. Sorry to bother you at work on Tuesday show. A listener wrote in that it was his birthday and he had done nothing that was disturbed. Historic.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But we read the letter anyway. Today is my birthday. I have not done nothing historic. However, this day is noteworthy for your show. It was a year ago today when you announced the new segment listener Mail. Ah, I didn't know that. He said, this is Mr. Foster, the guy who sent a letter Tom described as a near perfect letter.

[Christy Lee]

Well, well, well.

[Tom Griswold]

So I wanted to know what he was talking about. About. So I went into the archives and I dug up the letter and.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

I actually found it. This comes to us from the aforementioned Mr. Foster.

[Chick McGee]

So now what are you saying? Now this is the first letter we ever read.

[Tom Griswold]

We read this one from this guy. My new bride and I honeymooned in Miami, Florida over the weekend. Stayed at the historic circa 19, circa 39 Hotel. Hotel built in 1939 by the architect Albert. Excuse me, Albert Anus.

[Christy Lee]

Now we know why you read it and why it was the perfect letter.

[Tom Griswold]

The elevator doors opened. We were met by a small, decidedly antique looking car. Once again, it's an old building.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My bride balked, saying, I'm not getting in that thing. I looked around and I said, don't worry, honey, it's an Otis. I have it on good authority these are the safest elevators. Made Tom swears by them. She boarded the Otis despite its geriatric facade. It took us smoothly up to our honeymoon suite. A vigorous rogering ensued. And signed, Mark and Manistee, Michigan. Thank you, sir. That's a perfect letter.

[Chick McGee]

It's got everything in it.

[Tom Griswold]

You have another one over there, sir?

[Chick McGee]

I do not.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have a letter from Brian in western Pennsylvania. He says we were talking about dogs going out in the snow to use the restroom.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

He said his grandson took a snow blower and made a figure 8 track in the backyard for his dogs to go out and go pee. He Also I mentioned that I was married to an identical twin. And he asked if I ever said to her sister, hey, I know what you look like Nake. I. I did not. But it did make it very easy to fantasize.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't. I didn't know you were married to an identical.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we didn't either. We learned.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're gorgeous.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

You ought to see that.

[Tom Griswold]

He showed us pictures of them. They're beautiful.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, but I believe, I believe, but.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe, but I believe, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, you know, you're not gonna believe it. You know, dated a cute girl. Tom, I'm trying to help. You know, words have meanings. Inflection right there along with the words.

[Tom Griswold]

That meaning out of context.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you can say things that. That hurt, you know, and this is one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

But, oh, here's my defense.

[Chick McGee]

Oscar was married to a good looking woman at one time.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's just.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't want to get him in trouble.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell's wrong with you?

[Tom Griswold]

When he had described his former mate, it had always been in a somewhat negative light. So I was just merely making the transition from difficult to deal with to unpleasant looking.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, pretty girls could be horrible people too. Hell ye.

[Chick McGee]

I was trying to be nice sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

She's lovely. This is. How are we got to do this letter? We were talking about the Olympics coming up. Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Start next week. Next week from today, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Opening ceremony.

[Tom Griswold]

Skiing. And we were discussing.

[Chick McGee]

Just a second. Gonna be something else in the Olympics other than your skiing Spider.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about learning to ski as an Olympic adult and how they. They have. Jeff, I believe was your description. French fries and french fries and pizza. French fries and pizza. You know what that means, chick in the world of skiing.

[Chick McGee]

I know pizza is like you put your skis out like a pizza. Size of pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't know about french fries. They're parallel.

[Chick McGee]

Does that mean you're covered in blood like ketchup? Is that what that means?

[Tom Griswold]

But someone mentioned not meet the coleslaw.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Means you hit a tree.

[Tom Griswold]

Back in the day they would use that was called a snowplow.

[Christy Lee]

Snowplow. I said that? Yeah. Cause that's how I learned it was snow plowing.

[Tom Griswold]

Got this great letter here from Tom. He writes, I've been listening to you guys since the beginning. Back in the 90s I was a youth minister for high school kids. We took them on a ski trip.

[Chick McGee]

Attaboy.

[Tom Griswold]

The high school boys didn't want to go to ski school. You can See, they're talking. So one of our guys was flying down the hill and couldn't see.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Stop.

[Tom Griswold]

He was screaming, I can't stop. I can't stop. We were behind him, screaming back the instructions. Snowplow. Snowplow. He thought there was a snowplow behind him, so he skied off course and ran into the bushes. All we saw were two skis sticking out the top of the bushes. I had never laughed so hard.

[Chick McGee]

That's the funny part. He broke his back?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he. Wait a minute. Let me keep reading. Oh, dear God, thank you for the great letter, Tom. We certainly appreciate it. If you want to reach us, It's Bob and tomobandtom.com. we'd love to hear from you. And now I'm going to try to do this right, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Do what, Ben?

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to talk about the trip you're going on. This is really exciting.

[Chick McGee]

And your friend Colette has a travel bureau.

[Christy Lee]

No. Well, she doesn't have a travel bureau, but it is called Colette Travel.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

But I do have a best friend named Colette who may be on the trip, which will be not too confusing.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh, they're not the same.

[Christy Lee]

No, they're not the same.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh, I always thought they were.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I traveled to Zenberg. Looks like they're crying.

[Christy Lee]

Colette is not.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we move on?

[Chick McGee]

She's crying.

[Christy Lee]

Join me September 23rd as we explore Italy. That's right. We're gonna fly into Rome. We get to see the Vatican Museum, plus the Spanish Steps. We're gonna have a great time in Rome.

[Tom Griswold]

Spanish Steps? Oh, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a. Is there a Pizza Hut in Rome?

[Christy Lee]

I have not seen it, but I'm sure there probably is.

[Tom Griswold]

Or, you know, trying to find the Spanish Coliseum. Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Then we'll go to Florence.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait, that's not the.

[Chick McGee]

That's. They're stopping to get gas.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe take a gondola ride down the enchanting canals of Venice.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

How romantic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's what you're looking for.

[Christy Lee]

Looking for? Yes. Gosh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really good.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. That's not it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Taking the old word world charm of medieval villages in Umbria and Tuscany, including Cortona, where I broke my last time. Hilarious to relive that. Yes. I wasn't drunk.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

You were drunk.

[Chick McGee]

Drunk.

[Christy Lee]

One apparel spritz loaded does not make you drunk. And we drink apparel spritzes. By the way, he's really looking. Enjoy an overnight stay in glamorous Lake Como. This and so much more.

[Chick McGee]

Like what Como says. What What?

[Christy Lee]

Where George Clooney lives. Colette makes travel easy, including flights, meals, hotels, local experiences. All you have to do to do is get on the plane and $100.

[Chick McGee]

You go up to Clooney's door, knock on it, he answers and you go.

[Jess Hooker]

Jorge.

[Christy Lee]

Don'T miss your chance to see Italy with me and other fabulous Bob and Tom. Listeners, call Colette at 800-581-8942. Already have quite a few returnees from the last trip. There we go.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Christy Lee]

Or visit bobandtom.com trip that's bobandom.com trip join me in Italy.

[Chick McGee]

Won't you keep the gun?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Take the canoli. I've got to go to the mattresses.

[Tom Griswold]

All you got to do is nothing. They, they take care of everything.

[Christy Lee]

Everything. Make a phone call.

[Tom Griswold]

No decisions to make.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Do they take singles?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they take singles.

[Chick McGee]

They do.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I have like three single girlfriends going that I know of so far. Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

5.

[Chick McGee]

5 Single Girlfriend Bang at home in Rome. What do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, wait. What's the motto of the trip?

[Chick McGee]

Bang at home in Rome.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very, very.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

People are signing up now.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds great.

[Chick McGee]

How would you like to be Pat Godwin's girlfriend? Well, go on this trip with Christie.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

And we're losing people.

[Tom Griswold]

You can drink all his booze.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we have a lot to get to today and we're going to get to it when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. More coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Yes, that was my face on the microphone. Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. And Jess Hooker joins us dressed as a baby bear.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, my new floor fleece.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think of that, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of big.

[Jess Hooker]

It is big.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the bigger.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it is. It's very warm. Okay, Good, cozy looking, lots of layers.

[Chick McGee]

Go, baby, go.

[Tom Griswold]

The question is, Ms. Hooker, not are you warm, but are you hot? Yeah. And I forget why this came up yesterday.

[Jess Hooker]

I do, too.

[Christy Lee]

We were talking about movies that we must because we were talking about Dr. Strange Love.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right. You didn't care for Dr. Strange Love. And we all think it's one of the best movies.

[Chick McGee]

I think I know what you're going to say and I think I agree. Well, I don't know what you're gonna say.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but this.

[Chick McGee]

This movie that you're talking about, I've never found it scintillating. Erotic.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, so you do know what he's gonna say.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't. I've never cared for the movie.

[Christy Lee]

So Tom gave Jess an assignment yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I said. I said, I don't know. I forget why I said the movie Body Heat. My. I think my instruction instructions were, watch this.

[Chick McGee]

It's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

And your husband will thank me.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, that is what you said, because it's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

You think it's this? Yeah, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I know why I just remembered. We were talking about it because we were talking about a scam in which some lady gave hundreds of thousands of dollars to people pretending to be famous actors, and she was stupid enough to believe that they were in love with her. This was all done online, and she said, repeatedly, sending these people. Yeah, obviously as a screw loose.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

After you've been scammed once by someone claiming to be a famous person, are you gonna do it again? Well, she did.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. I'm Ted Denson.

[Tom Griswold]

But it. Then I said, who would ever give money to an actor? Then I jokingly said, well, Mickey Rourke. Because a few weeks ago. Mickey Rourke?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Unbeknownst to him, his manager had put up a GoFundMe for him.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Hold it. Is Mickey Rourke saying he had a. He didn't know.

[Tom Griswold]

He. Apparently he was having some financial troubles, and his manager didn't tell him they raised $75,000 in 24 hours. But anyway, he was very upset about it, and, yeah. That he was bad. But I said, mickey Rourke is a terrific actor, and he. He's great. In the movie Body Heat.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't know it was him.

[Tom Griswold]

He plays.

[Jess Hooker]

I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Teddy Lewis, I think, is the character's name.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I haven't seen the movie for a while.

[Chick McGee]

I. I had no idea until you just said, yeah, Mickey works and Body Heat.

[Christy Lee]

That he was in Body Heat either.

[Tom Griswold]

So. I know. I. So my instructions. Your husband will thank me. So how'd it go?

[Jess Hooker]

I fell asleep during Body Heat. I fell asleep after he killed her husband. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, there's no.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

So you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't understand. There's a huge. There's a huge trick to it, you know?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. So this morning he said, hey, by.

[Tom Griswold]

The way, don't say out on the air.

[Jess Hooker]

See, the movie's as old as Me, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, I don't think Kathleen Turner and Kim Zimmer look that much alike. I don't know why. That's. That's just. Big twist. Whose body it is and all this. I just.

[Jess Hooker]

I haven't finished the movie.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. Oh, yeah, that's over now.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

That's the whole thing. The twist.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I know. The twist at the end.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the movie. The music.

[Chick McGee]

Please stop.

[Tom Griswold]

This is such great music.

[Chick McGee]

I'll see that and raise you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, this. This is some cheesy ass music, dude, that. I know. It's the guy who did Godfather.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

No, the God. Bond.

[Jess Hooker]

Bond. That was cheesy, that music.

[Tom Griswold]

You think this is cheesy?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a bad sax. Yeah. And I love. I love sax solos. I'm a big fan of the Brecker brothers, but these guys. No. No, thanks.

[Jess Hooker]

It's this the whole time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Super hot.

[Chick McGee]

There's music in the movie. Movie.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

They're all sweating the whole time.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Jess Hooker]

It's so slow. Oh, no, you guys, I'm sorry. I wanted.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

It's all foreplay. Sex is slow, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't like William Hurt with his shirt off? Yep.

[Jess Hooker]

Not especially.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Bet you never saw one angry before, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that line? Oh, yeah. He goes, you've rubbed me raw or something.

[Jess Hooker]

It was all really. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

You fell asleep, though.

[Jess Hooker]

I did. I fell asleep right after. Yeah, right after. They're like, hey, you the widow, you get all the money? And I was like, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There a lot more to it.

[Jess Hooker]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

She was like. Just went right to the end there.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't.

[Christy Lee]

So did John like it?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. I. I went to fall asleep, too.

[Christy Lee]

He said this morning. He didn't say whether he.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

He just said there's a twist. And that's. That's. That's all.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you wake up feeling sticky?

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. Hang on.

[Jess Hooker]

That wasn't the twist.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Tom.

[Jess Hooker]

So I. I have to finish the movie.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Just don't be thrown that Kathleen Turner is the same. Kathleen Turner.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

They're doing a sequel.

[Chick McGee]

Don't. Don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. No, I love that they have to.

[Chick McGee]

Use Walter Cronkite, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

To match up with golf.

[Jeff Oskay]

Somebody.

[Chick McGee]

What happened? Kathy? Geez.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's. Let's move forward here. Do we have more letters over there?

[Chick McGee]

I do not. So, sir.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I got.

[Christy Lee]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

I shall. I'll save some of these.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Letterless.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Let's dip our toes into the world.

[Chick McGee]

See who wants to see Robert Kraft. We've got a. We've got the Patriots super bowl coming up. Who wants to see Robert Kraft dancing with Cardi B?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, raise your hands. Absolutely right. Don't you think, Tom? This is a big damn deal.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Do you know who Cardi B is?

[Chick McGee]

Just what I. Yeah, what I said now, Cardi B is whack, right? Yeah, There's. There's Cardi dancing. Here comes Bobby.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

No way. That's the best.

[Chick McGee]

That's Bobby, baby.

[Christy Lee]

He's got some moves.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he doesn't.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

No, he doesn't. He's doing the. How old is he?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

He's moving like a son of a gun.

[Chick McGee]

This is known as the white man point. You dance around the oxygen tank, okay? You just point at things.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, as long as you're having fun. He looks like he's having fun. He's not stiff. He's.

[Christy Lee]

How old is he?

[Chick McGee]

80S?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

84.

[Christy Lee]

84. Good for him. Cardi B looks great.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, she does. She said she just keeps getting work.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't she used to be a stripper?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And she is.

[Tom Griswold]

And doesn't. Doesn't Mr. Kraft famous for Stefan Diggs? He likes Massage Therapist Association.

[Jess Hooker]

He likes Andy's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did she just have a baby with Stefan Diggs or somebody?

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. It's.

[Christy Lee]

He likes the Robin Todd places.

[Chick McGee]

He plays for the Patriots.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I think. Yeah, that's. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See how we did that? We talked and we worked until we found a solution. Isn't that nice?

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't Mr. Kraft. Are they gonna. He's up for the hall of Fame, right? Not the hall of fame of massage Therapist, but the hall of Fame because.

[Christy Lee]

He hasn't retired, has he?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, not now.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was the thing, because Bill.

[Chick McGee]

Belichick, they were both up for it. I don't know. Belichick has burned so many bridges, I can't tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell you.

[Chick McGee]

And until I get to vote for the Football hall of Fame, I'm going to criticize how the voting is tabulated. Yeah, they. Bill Belichick will not be a first ballot hall of Famer, evidently.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But he's going to be in. Everyone calm down.

[Tom Griswold]

The music from Body Heat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there we go.

[Tom Griswold]

How could you not love it?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

John Barry, come on. Does the.

[Jess Hooker]

I love that you love it, but no, I can't. I can't get behind it.

[Chick McGee]

What you just said he doesn't understand that concept.

[Jess Hooker]

Nope. Oh, I love that he loves it. I don't have to like it.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

All right, I understand that.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No, you don't.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Well, you did fall asleep.

[Christy Lee]

I just went down a notch in his lies.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of going down, take much early. How'd you like the scene? How'd you like the scene where the he Bobby knights the chair into the glass? Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding me? He's gotta have her, so he's committing breaking and entering. Is that what you're doing?

[Jess Hooker]

That's right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think that's hot?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

He has to have her. He breaks the glam.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Jess Hooker]

I saw no property damage doesn't turn me off.

[Jeff Oskay]

As someone who's had a chair thrown through a window at his house, it's not as hot as you would think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I wouldn't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Because afterwards. And you're going, are you gonna call the glass man, or should I? You know, 901 ain't part of this.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of a film noir. They don't show the next day when the handyman comes over and I do have it. Hey, there's Mike puttying the window. Go ask him about politics.

[Chick McGee]

Not sure who decided to play Beck a couple hours ago, but I was singing along and dancing around, getting ready to go to work. Chris. This is from Christine. From Amboy.

[Christy Lee]

Dukes.

[Chick McGee]

The Amboy Dukes? I. I don't know where that would be. I can't believe you don't. You don't?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I enjoy this. As a tactical reason. I don't want you to keep playing. Why?

[Chick McGee]

I know you. You say, that's true, and that's not.

[Jess Hooker]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

You want to. Don't you want to sing along? No.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Well, I heard the song once.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great song. I'm sure I'll have to spend my weekend learning it.

[Jess Hooker]

Play it for your girls. See if they like it.

[Tom Griswold]

They'd like it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I bet they'd like it.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't say anything bad about it. Just not familiar with it. I like the fact that you like it much the way she likes the fact that I like the movie Body.

[Chick McGee]

See, but I don't. I don't think that quality exists in you.

[Tom Griswold]

I was lying.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not sincere when you say it.

[Tom Griswold]

I finding it really annoying.

[Chick McGee]

There. There. That's that quality.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if you were gonna play. If you were gonna play the Amboy Dukes and Ted Nugent. I'd be very happy. That's one of my favorite guitar solos.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

What's your new jam? I know you like that Dua Lipa thing for a while. That was five years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah? You got anything new?

[Tom Griswold]

Freya Sky. Freya sky or Freya Sky? Oh, no, she's a young British singer. I. My. One of my little girls listens to that all the time. They're going to see him in church. Chicago in a couple weeks.

[Jess Hooker]

Fun.

[Tom Griswold]

She's amazing. She's very young, but really good. Now, I was going to recommend another show for you that might be erotic.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember that series soundtrack a few years ago, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

The Affair.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that one. Yeah. The first season of the Affair.

[Christy Lee]

That's pretty strong.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty hot. Okay, but then it goes downhill. Very.

[Christy Lee]

The other one.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have to think of that. I forget the name of it.

[Christy Lee]

Give me some hints.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a literary page person. Famous British actress there in London. And there's a. I'll have to look it up. That was super hot.

[Jess Hooker]

And that's a series?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Is he a fair nickel kidman? What's the nickel kid?

[Christy Lee]

I thought we were talking about that movie where she's the Diplomat or something. Not the Diplomat.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I'll think of it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll think of it during the next break.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have any more sporting stories while I look this up?

[Chick McGee]

Hell yeah. Carlos Alcaraz, or as I call him Carlos Escape from Alcaraz has overcome cramps.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know that that time of the month.

[Chick McGee]

Guys get cramps. And he defeated Alexander Zverev. He needs a consonant. Zverev in a five set semifinal at the Australian Open. Alcaraz, the youngest man to reach the finals and of all four Grand Slam events in the Open era. And he will play Yannick Sinner or Novak Djokovic. Next and Arena Sabalinka and Elena Cliff store my Bikina.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Bikini. That's your. That's your Ladies in the Australia. You know Australia is upside down. It's there. It's a heat wave down there. Oh yeah, like 90, 90, 100 degrees down there. My God, the heat. Oh, it's too hot in Australia is what people are saying. And last night in the NBA, Cooper flag set the record for points by a team teenager with 49. 123. 121 loss to Charlotte. But being a teenager today, he's self centered. He doesn't care if his team wins or not. He Just wants to score a lot of points. He did break the franchise rookie scoring record he shared with Mark Aguirre. And flag turned 19 last month. 45 points for a 19 year old kid in the NBA.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

And the Olympics coming up next Friday is the opening ceremonies. And you know, every stone used in Olympics competition is carved from granite found on Alisa Craig, an uninhabited island about 10 miles southwest of the Scottish mainland.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that fascinating?

[Christy Lee]

The stones used for curling.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. All of them come from this island. That's a little.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

This is the kind of one island has.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the kind of background stories you get before the Olympics. The weird thing is these stones have a big handle on them already.

[Christy Lee]

They come like that. They grow with a handle.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever.

[Chick McGee]

And they have stripes on.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever watched curling? This is the one where they're out there with the brooms.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

And it looks like they're just trying to scrub like clean real fast.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see Princess Kate did this the other day for the first time. She was curling. It was cute.

[Jess Hooker]

Princess Kate.

[Christy Lee]

You know, Kate.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really. I mean, it's a very odd sport, but it's one of those things that the history behind. Yeah, I guess the janitor came out and said, I don't get to do nothing. They're playing hockey. Wait a minute. I got an idea.

[Chick McGee]

I missed that first time through. What's the janitor say?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd have got nothing. You're playing hockey. I got nothing. So he takes his broom and he goes, hey, the guy that get it closest to that thing, you know, gets.

[Christy Lee]

And that's how curling was developed.

[Chick McGee]

I want something that I could use my broom.

[Jess Hooker]

So when. When they are curling and the two people that are on the ice, they're teammates, right? It's not two people working against each other.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, those are their teammate.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

And they're clearing the eye so that it'll. It'll slide smoother. And they can also like make it turn and everything else.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's really tricky.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was in place. Right? I mean, by my.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you're gonna think this is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really? Yeah, I would love to do.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

My mother. My mother did this.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Your mother was a curler?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my mom was a really good athlete. This is. In the winter, she would do that.

[Christy Lee]

Where?

[Tom Griswold]

Outside on the lake at the place called the Cleveland. Cleveland Skating Club.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Was this while you were alive? Or was she before she. When she was young?

[Chick McGee]

Tommy, Mommy's curling right now.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure your mom curled her hair.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, she did. And wrapped toilet paper around it and slept on it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be home to make you your bowl of cereal.

[Tom Griswold]

The point. Yeah, Paula, was the point. Is the point this. I thought that was interesting. That these straws, stones, or these things, you know much they weigh?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

I'm gonna guess 10 stone.

[Chick McGee]

80 pounds.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm gonna guess 18 pounds.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

5 pounds.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what I. I looked ahead.

[Christy Lee]

How much?

[Jess Hooker]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

£42.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I didn't know they weighed that.

[Christy Lee]

Why are they so heavy?

[Chick McGee]

And because this is a rare type of ultra dense granite.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that fun?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

It all comes from the same place.

[Christy Lee]

That's why it's fast. Fascinating.

[Chick McGee]

A green granite used for the body of the stone and a blue honed granite used for the running surface.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you'd be familiar with this pet, because it's kind of like. It's. It's from Scotland, so it's kind of like Scotch. Scotch on the rocks. Same thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. I don't know if we have any stoners that listen, but if you like getting high, watch some curling.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

There's four hours gone.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Seriously.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, it's the best sport to watch.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say like 12, 2012 or something. Curling went crazy in this country. Yeah. Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

And then USA did great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

And we talked to one of those guys, right?

[Chick McGee]

Of course. I'm sure we did. And you'd remember that you talked to a curler.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but. Yeah, we did. And then. But curling, they have to use these stones they can't use. Like the ones you get from Temu. You got to buy the ones right from.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what if you're practic? Like, what if I go to the curling club right up the street? Do they still have these stones or do you have.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

That can't be possible practice stones.

[Chick McGee]

It's like.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like. It's like champagne, really. Only real champagne has to be from whatever. Champagne, France. Otherwise it's sparkling.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was a sparkling wine. Steve's Liquor.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you go down to that place, ask it. They're probably using the sparkling stones.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome. This is an educational show.

[Chick McGee]

You remember we talked to a curler in 2012? You remember that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you don't remember I. Anything.

[Chick McGee]

I've had it.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll have people who have been here.

[Chick McGee]

You say we talked to Martin Landow? I don't believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

We never talked to Martin Landow.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. You said we did before.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I said we talked to the guy who said refund in the movie Breaking Away.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's. You know his name. You don't even know his name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I do.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

What's it you don't know?

[Tom Griswold]

Abraham Lincoln. Paul. Is it Paul D?

[Chick McGee]

It's Paul D. Who gave it to him?

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody. You were here when we talked to Paul Dooley, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Physically, he was.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because you don't remember anything.

[Chick McGee]

Easy. I don't know what you're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I have a roster in my head of many of our guests.

[Chick McGee]

We'll move forward.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have any more sports or mercifully, is it done?

[Chick McGee]

We have. Mercifully, we have a world record.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a great story coming up about people who are seeing miniature people. And it's happening a lot. Can you imagine how cool that would be? All these little elves running around.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a hallucinatory experience. That is.

[Chick McGee]

Am I the only one who finds this terrifying?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

I would want to see.

[Tom Griswold]

This is just the kind of thing Oscar would do. He'd read about this particular application of hallucinogenic and go, hey. Over the weekend was being followed by 15. Literally, little guys.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Happens a lot in Kansas City.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Yeah, because I got some crazy little women there.

[Tom Griswold]

See?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, that's not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice reference.

[Chick McGee]

That's really good.

[Tom Griswold]

Now do a song. When we come back.

[Chick McGee]

I might be suffering from exposure, but that's really funny.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB- tom1, or@bob&tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Calm.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Sorry, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

See what he did there?

[Chick McGee]

Under the weather. There's Jeff Oskar. Hey, there's Ace Cosby. No, no, I'm. I'm glad you're here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I could tell.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick at the Prize Pick sports desk. And here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

See, what happens is you get in this automatic mode. Yep. Because whenever you try to do two things at once, and that's always happens to me. I'll make. We all make these same mistakes. And I will allow Chick to explain that he was thinking about something else. Doing the intros. He just looked at you and said.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold, when I'm talking, sometimes I'm daydreaming. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What are you daydreaming about?

[Chick McGee]

The. The surroundings really don't 9 you dream about aren't conducive to share.

[Tom Griswold]

9:59. Maybe just to get back to something, I couldn't remember the name of the show that I'm trying to get Ms. Hooker to watch. Something that she said would be helpful in the bedroom.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't. I don't. I didn't say any of that.

[Christy Lee]

No, she didn't.

[Jess Hooker]

You're the one that suggested it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. That's good. So what was the show, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Is it called Disclaimer?

[Tom Griswold]

Was it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, with Cate Blanchette.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it a series on.

[Christy Lee]

It's on series. It's a series on Apple tv.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very good. Yeah. Trust me.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Disclaimer.

[Tom Griswold]

If.

[Chick McGee]

Would you understand, Tom, if you. If you heard me say Tom, People don't really look to you to find something sexy. Does that make sense?

[Tom Griswold]

Someone Monday is going to send me a letter here saying thank you. Episode three, perhaps send me some Omaha steaks or something.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Episode three.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I right? Yeah, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

I've never seen it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's pretty amazing.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Just trust me on that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, you know what else is amazing?

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Chick McGee]

This. This right here. Stupid world record. Are you ready?

[Christy Lee]

I'm ready.

[Chick McGee]

I've sat here a long time and said the. These world records are unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. This one.

[Chick McGee]

Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of people dressed as cows.

[Tom Griswold]

See the name of the segment, which you named is Stupid World Records.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but stupid doesn't. The Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of people dressed as cows has stood for more than 10 years. The mark was set on July 12, 2004. 1352 people donned full cow costumes and gathered in the town of Cowra Cowaram up in Western Australia.

[Tom Griswold]

The name of the city is Kawaramup.

[Chick McGee]

The record was achieved during the.

[Christy Lee]

I love it when he reads along, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

No, I just.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta emphasize my favorite part is.

[Chick McGee]

When he's reading along. His lips move. That's my favorite part. The record was achieved during the Deja Mu County Fair, an Annual community festival celebrating agriculture, food and local culture. Cow were a ram up whose name is a city whose name translates to place of the cow leaned into its identity, encouraging residents and visitors alike to take part in the attempt. Qualified participants had to be dressed in complete cow costumes, including horns, recognizable markings, and remain assembled at the same time. Time for an official count.

[Jeff Oskay]

Am I misunderstood? Is this a 10 year old? This isn't even a new world record. Am I hearing that correct?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

They beat the old record.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, they didn't. This is an old world record.

[Jeff Oskay]

And they're still milking it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're saying they're milking it. They're saying this hasn't been beaten yet. So now's your chance. Do we have a photograph of the record? There we go.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like a stadium full of people dressed as cows. This should be, this should be a Chick Fil A ad.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right here. The record remains unbroken today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's why they published it. This is, this is the latest from the Guinness people.

[Christy Lee]

The Guinness people will, they'll give a record to anybody, won't they?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, if you got the money.

[Jess Hooker]

For it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. And it costs tens of thousands of dollars for them to come. And what's verify adjudicate?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Jeff Oskay]

Tens of thousands of dollars?

[Jess Hooker]

How does David Rush pay for all those?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great question.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have to pay 10,000 necessarily.

[Jeff Oskay]

You do.

[Tom Griswold]

But he went, he went there. He went to their headquarters.

[Chick McGee]

You absolutely do.

[Tom Griswold]

You submit them?

[Jeff Oskay]

I've researched it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, you submit them, but they have to be there to communicate it, so they have to get there. You can't submit them after the fact.

[Chick McGee]

And they travel first class.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm sure you got to put them up at the Holiday Inn.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's so weird.

[Jeff Oskay]

Uber and back and forth.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Got a Uber. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, I thought it was.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I, I, I, he had a tortilla throwing record. And I went home and me and my son, I was like, that doesn't seem too hard to beat. We easily beat it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

So I looked up how to get in. We were going to submit because I know Tom loves world record. Well, it was tens of thousands of dollars to have them come and watch me throw a torture tortilla and verify the record.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they at least pay for the tortillas?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

That really blows.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is a scam.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All the more reason to keep doing the segment.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now we know why they have so many different records.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They're making big money on this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they make enough money from the beer?

[Christy Lee]

I make a good product.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Again, that's as I quit.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, do we have a song in the loaded into the chamber over there?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh, we have a couple of them. Where are you going?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you want to do when we come back? Let's get one of these songs out when we have some with. That concludes our sports broadcast. Thank you, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, we have a new story. I'm not sure if today is the day. We have a new story about snow cream.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is today the day for that?

[Jess Hooker]

We can do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm ready. You know what snow cream is, Jeff?

[Jess Hooker]

Keep it pg.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's of like homemade ice cream kind of. You take snow and you mix it with stuff and you eat it like ice cream.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's, it's. We have a scientific explanation about why you got to be careful when you do it.

[Christy Lee]

What? Yeah. What snow you eat. Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, clearly the yellow snow out.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't want the chocolate snow.

[Jess Hooker]

And I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to make some, so that'll be fun. We have kangaroos in the news, sharks, a miniature donkey, and a really interesting story about coffee, all on the way to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

A song right now, I guess.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ready? Ready to go.

[Chick McGee]

That's the rumor. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Jeff. O.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk. On prize picks, you pick two to six players choose more or less and watch your lineups light up for that big game. Download prize picks. Use code TOM. Get $50 bonus credit instantly when you play. $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I like this different accent on the syllable with Mr. Oskay.

[Chick McGee]

Oscar.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds. That makes you sound kind of like a elegant man about town.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

It sounds French.

[Tom Griswold]

This evening, Monsieur Oscar will be here, but it's not.

[Jess Hooker]

It's Polish, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And what's it short for?

[Tom Griswold]

Bowling. What is it short for?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oscar Housekanowskanowski.

[Christy Lee]

Can you spell that?

[Jeff Oskay]

I did for a book report in eighth grade.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

But there's a lot of consonants, a lot of ask.

[Tom Griswold]

What does it say? Is it. What does it say on your birth certificate? Does it have.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

It says reject.

[Chick McGee]

Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a tough room, buddy.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, my grandfather, when he came over, he changed it, so it's always.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

What's your mom's maiden name?

[Jeff Oskay]

Shum.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Shum.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

What's her Social Security number?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

What does that say?

[Tom Griswold]

All we want is the pin number and 6, 2, 9, 4. The. Mr. Oskay, I should point this out is a Jeff. A J. F. F. Jeff. And there's a special event coming up. It's called A Night of Two Jeffs. If. If it's not.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that really what it's called? Or is that what Tom.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

No, he made it.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's what Tom's calling.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen. I've seen a poster or some sort of picture portrayal. It just says A Night of Two Jeffs.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. It's at the. The Castle Finn Winery in Marshall, Illinois.

[Jeff Oskay]

Dinner and a show.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

On Valentine's Day.

[Jess Hooker]

Evening fun.

[Chick McGee]

Is it possible that while you're on stage, you could hear the. The unmistakable clink of forks against plate?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I hope so.

[Chick McGee]

I hope so.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's nothing that makes you feel better as a comic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, they cut up their duck.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff Bodart and Jeff Oskay. Are they really serving duck?

[Christy Lee]

I am going to look it up right now.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm telling people there.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It depends on what they're having for dinner if I'm going or not. I can tell you.

[Christy Lee]

It says comedy and taco night.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, you were way off. Well, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Says 2J Comedy show and taco night.

[Jess Hooker]

Could you have two more opposite Jeffs?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, man. We're fun together, though. We got all the spectrum covered.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you sure do.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that'll be fun.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, Mr. Godwin is going to be working on Valentine's Day night.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh, yeah, I always work that night.

[Tom Griswold]

It's going to be one way or the other. It's going to be. You're. Are you. Are you going to be eating tacos then?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

No, I don't eat before show. You know that, Tom. No tacos for this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We have.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh, I see what you mean.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me try to get the plug in, for God's sake. It'll be.

[Chick McGee]

It'll be.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be Pat Godwin and Willie G. In Evansville, Indiana. That's all I wanted to do. That's three minutes of my life I won't get back. Okay, now we have a Christy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

We really are.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Heaven help us.

[Chick McGee]

We should try to have just nothing more than a speed bump in your life. Tom, aren't we in the way? I'd like to apologize on behalf of all of us. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Four minutes of my life I will get back.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

What have you got over there, Christie?

[Christy Lee]

Researchers report a 12 foot long 1000 pound shark has been spotted next to the Alabama shoreline. The female great white, known to scientists as Ernst.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. By the way.

[Christy Lee]

On a tracker.

[Chick McGee]

Ernst.

[Christy Lee]

It's not a female name.

[Tom Griswold]

What are they doing?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Maybe it's short for Ernestine. The tracker indicates she's currently positioned just off Alabama's Dolphin island, making one of the westernmost points recorded for the species in the Gulf of Mexico. The tracking data indicates she traveled thousands of miles from Nova Scotia where she had spent the summer and fall. Scientists said Ernst's presence is a positive sign of ocean health and biodiversity in the waters of Alabama, Louisiana and Florida.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh, I come from Alabama where we frolic by the sea me and Susanna we're as happy as can be. Turquoise waters, sandy beaches, we never see a shark. We party on the beach and skinny dip after dark all the. Susanna. A great white just bit me. I used to have a banjo where my knee used to be.

[Chick McGee]

Those shark attacks, Tom, you don't really.

[Tom Griswold]

Think about Alabama as a place to get bitten by a shark.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, Gulf Shores has a whole new meaning, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when you were a kid, did you always have that very short, elegant joke, help, help, shark? No, no. Really?

[Chick McGee]

So implying that you had your testicles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Between.

[Chick McGee]

Help.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a little boy classic.

[Chick McGee]

I thought, when did it then. When did it overtake your life that you became paranoid about shark attacks? Because that's a rarely. That's a relatively new. Yeah, I did the problem for you.

[Tom Griswold]

I did the swimming with sharks thing in the Bahamas.

[Chick McGee]

Were they sharks or dolphins?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. They were sharks.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody told me that. I thought they told me they were dolphins.

[Tom Griswold]

They were sharks.

[Chick McGee]

O.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can do a. They call it a shark dive.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're swimming in a circle around you. There were a lot of them and the guy goes, oh, they never attack. I'm thinking, what if just one of them doesn't know that There were about 10 of us down there.

[Christy Lee]

You got plenty of help. You'd be all right.

[Tom Griswold]

But recently, if a shark bites your.

[Chick McGee]

Hand off, haven't you changed your vacation plans because you don't want to get attacked by a shark?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You know how I have a video. You know how minuscule these attacks are compared to.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a video of a place that we had just been swimming.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here, here. Here's what I was looking for. Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

And they went down there to look at the sunset and there was a shark 20ft offshore.

[Christy Lee]

That's the shark's home. Of course, just because they're out there doesn't mean they're gonna bite you.

[Chick McGee]

If I go. If I go over by your house, not that I'm sure where it is, but if I go by your house and stand in your lawn and take a picture and you come into the window, I saw Tom Griswold. It's the same. Same thing as taking a picture of a shark. You were in the shark's home.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I know. That's why I'm not going there back. They're going there again.

[Chick McGee]

Although that would be.

[Jess Hooker]

But you keep sending your family to the same beach so I can give.

[Tom Griswold]

Them the option of getting in and out of the water. I'm going.

[Chick McGee]

Are they. They're still going to a warm. Warm weather climbs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, sure. I'll go to a warm. I don't particularly like the beach because I can't be in the sun.

[Jess Hooker]

He hates the. The beach.

[Chick McGee]

He hates the bit. No, no. He hates. Well, let's start a list. He hates the beach, me, movies. Today's musician intros.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Any song?

[Tom Griswold]

You got one, right?

[Chick McGee]

Any song.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's go for it.

[Chick McGee]

Which one I get?

[Tom Griswold]

Which one did I. We have a. We had a letter earlier today celebrating the fact that this is the one year anniversary of our new let's Read Letters segment on the show.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's what. That's the name of it. Let's Read Letters.

[Tom Griswold]

We really haven't come up with the name. I keep. I don't know, I keep trying to get. To get the. A new theme song for the segment, but Pat, you apparently have a tribute to this. What's going on here?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Yeah, like a year ago, three days in, I got an email. And you know how I expressed myself through my instrument? And when I'm done with that, I pick up the acoustic guitar, right? And I write. So I wrote a reply to this guy that emailed me. Got a knee that says, I love your Songs, Pat. I'm Todd from Michigan, and I listen every day. You know that Tom Petty song he calls Free Falling? Well, I have an idea. Something you could play. You could write a song about a guy who goes commando. He doesn't wear underwear. You could sing this for me.

[Pat Godwin]

The guys free Free Free Ballin.

[Christy Lee]

Get it.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

One more time, guys free. One more.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on, Free Ballin.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Thanks, Toddler. I appreciate you writing. I never heard that Free Ballin before. And if it sounds like sarcasm in my voice, Todd. Because of course, I've heard that idea before. Hey, Todd, how about a lumberjack singing tree fallen? Or a salesman and he's cold calling? Or a beekeeper, Todd, and he's singing Be Paulin. Or how about we leave this song running to me, Todd, I don't get paid enough for this nonsense anyway. I'm practically working for free Free.

[Pat Godwin]

Free Balling.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

You know, that's not too bad, Todd. Thanks. Keep listening.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going commando now. Well, thank you very much. Now, coming up, we have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. What you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, we're gonna talk about the new mushroom that makes you see tiny little people.

[Tom Griswold]

This is so exciting.

[Chick McGee]

This is so exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I have a judgment call that I have to make.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, okay. About people who do this.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

I still want to work here.

[Tom Griswold]

About little people.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, little people, like Harry's.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember that piece we had about small people carrying a club? Is that a yay or a nay?

[Chick McGee]

That's a nay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a no. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a classic. We'll. We'll argue about.

[Chick McGee]

Keep them in the trunk with a club.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. That was his question. You can't really say the word. I mean, you do, but you probably shouldn't.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh, what?

[Tom Griswold]

What about those small automobiles that race? Race?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

What cars?

[Tom Griswold]

Midget cars.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you say that anymore?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Followed by cars.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you can.

[Christy Lee]

They call them sprinting midgets.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Say cars.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

They have sprint cars and cars.

[Tom Griswold]

Not, not. Not small people who are running for the clarity.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that is hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you're going to be working in Evansville coming up on Valentine's Night, which is a Saturday. In fact, it's not too far away. I bring it up because you want to have a nice gift for your lady. And perhaps you're gonna be going out to dinner. Maybe you're gonna be going to Evansville to see Pat. Maybe you're gonna be going to Illinois at the Castle Finn winery in Marshall, illinois, to see Mr. Bodart and Mr. S.K. right over there. And you want to have a nice gift. That's where Steven Singer Jewelers comes in. My buddy Steven Singer was just in here. He's got a. Everything for the ladies. Real diamonds. That's his specialty.

[Christy Lee]

They got stuff for the guys, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

They got stuff for your pets.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to wear a nice. A little. A little. Maybe a bracelet honoring. In honor of your pet.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't put on a tennis bracelet for. For Fido.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something. There's somebody out there that probably has one.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

You spoke too soon. No, but you thought you could like a little charm for your.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wrist. The point is, he also has these very special roses this year. It's the sun's sunset rose. This rose is dipped in gold. 24 karat gold. Christie's holding one. Give me more. Christy, what does it look like?

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's beautiful. It looks like a sunset. It goes from orange all the way down into a beautiful violet color like the sunset does. And I'm sure you've all been on vacation and watched a sunset with your sweetie. You could.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's guaranteed to last a lifetime. And you can pick one up from Steven Singer by going to I hate stephensinger.com free shipping. And I would recommend. I talked to Steven about this. Because of the cold weather and a lot of snow in a lot of places that don't ordinarily get it, things have kind of slowed down in the world of delivery. We salute all the people out there getting this done. You might want to order now. You've got a couple weeks, but get it done today. So you're sure to get it now. It's not just roses you get from Steven Singer Jewelers. His specialty, of course, engagement rings. And that's a big night for getting engaged. Also, any kind of diamonds. He's got bracelets. The beautiful at last bracelet, the at last necklace. A great value. A great value. And of course, earrings. Thank you, Christie. And again, fast and free shipping. So get that done today by visiting. I hate stephensinger.com. you can get the rose. You can get jewelry. It's all right there. Including, as Christy said, earrings, engagement rings, bracelets, et cetera, et cetera. I hate stephensinger.com is the place to go. We're to come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We have a stripper update. We have kangaroos in the news. And an important thing about. About coffee in the news. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Here I am.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

At the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Chick. Hi, I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Now, we're coming up with a list of. Of movies and. And television shows that will get you in the mood, if you will.

[Jess Hooker]

We're talking to everyone. You're not just talking to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm not. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

This is a service for people for the upcoming Valentine's Day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but why are you gonna stay.

[Jess Hooker]

In and watch a sexy movie?

[Chick McGee]

Talk about delusion. Do you really think people.

[Jess Hooker]

Potatoes.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder what Tom will tell me. His romance.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a letter about that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Please tell Tom I appreciate his advice on cinema for spicing things up in the bedroom. My wife and I have been watching game footage of Ken Harrelson.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

All week long. It's incredibly hot.

[Jess Hooker]

This still hasn't gone away.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

It has to go away.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he brought it up today because he. He brought it in exclusively for me. And evidently I missed that day, so he had to reintroduce it. Ken Harrelson, the Hawk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Sorry. But we did recommend the. The series on Apple tv. TV disclaimer. Yes, it's called Disclaimer Super Hot.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Just telling you, episode three. Okay. And I think you should take the music from Body Heat and play that in your bedroom. Okay. Okay. Sorry. Back to you, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have something, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

I do. I have a letter.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Tom. If you have a fear of the ocean and sharks, is that correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

You are aware of a wonderful product that is available called Shark Bands. It's S, H, A, R, K, B, A, N, Z. Shark Bands. It's a magnetic bracelet that goes on your ankle or wrist. Scientifically proven to prevent sharks from getting close to you. Why, I have one myself and have yet to be attacked by a shark in the Gulf. It's also endorsed by Bethany Hannah Hamilton.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

She lost her arm in shark attack many years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Famously. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What? Although I'm sure she wishes she would have endorsed it before.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

She lost her arm. That's Troy. Thank you, Troy.

[Tom Griswold]

For. We had a story last year about a. A company that was making surfboards that had a big flashing beacon built in.

[Christy Lee]

That so they could find you faster.

[Tom Griswold]

But then did you see the story, it was a few weeks ago, where the guy had the. It looked like a cartoon where the shark bite out of the surfboard was funny?

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, not for him, but.

[Tom Griswold]

But was it last week that there were four sharks?

[Christy Lee]

Australia, bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Serious business.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was bad.

[Tom Griswold]

But the news story today was a gigantic shark swimming off the coast of Alabama today. That they're.

[Christy Lee]

But the good news is that means the ocean is healthier. Look at it that way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what I care about.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

I know it says here there's a new invention to solve that. It's called a pool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well aware of that. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll. We'll move forward here with Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

According. According to the b. Doctors in China say people have been consuming a type of mushroom that causes them to hallucinate and see dozens of tiny humans.

[Chick McGee]

Tiny, tiny humans.

[Christy Lee]

A hospital in Hunan province reports seeing hundreds of patients like foot tall, like.

[Chick McGee]

GI Joe size, coming in.

[Christy Lee]

Original GI Joes each year complaining of visions of elf like figurines marching under doors, crawling up their walls and clinging onto floor furniture.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't this interesting that they're all having the same hallucination?

[Christy Lee]

And the culprit is Lanmoa asiatica, a mushroom popular in local cuisine that can cause hallucinations if not cooked thoroughly. Though locals generally know about the mushroom's effects, local physicians still treat people who consume the fungi and hallucinate little people for days at a time. Time.

[Tom Griswold]

How cool would that be after about an hour? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I love this term. Lilliputian hallucinations is the psychiatric term for the perception of tiny human, animal or fantasy figures. It's so named after, of course, the small people who inhabit the fictional Lilliput.

[Chick McGee]

Island in Gulliver's Travels.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, not cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's. I just don't understand how they all have the same.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't know what active ingredient is.

[Tom Griswold]

Or is that because they're all aware of the legend and.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't think so. No. I think there must be something very specific.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's another hallucinogen, dmt. And they. People will see the same kind of gremlins.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Even though two people were unaware they both gave the same experience.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is really interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

That is odd.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I was talking to a guy that had the same surgery that I had a few years ago. Yeah, the open heart surgery. And he had the same very weird experience a couple days after, which was this hallucination. And you're really deep into it. You don't know. You don't know where you are, what's going on. And it was like a video game. And the way he described it, it was exactly the same thing that I had.

[Christy Lee]

Did you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was screaming and fortunately a nurse came in and got me over.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

It was terrifying.

[Jeff Oskay]

You were screaming in your sleep?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was drugged out, you know, with all.

[Christy Lee]

Was it the game? Do you remember what, like what the game was?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was just all visual and it was very colorful and there were these things moving all over a big screen and I didn't know how to play and. But this. Another guy that I talked to that we were just chatting about it, he said. He. He said, I hear you're a member of the zipper ripper club. Which I hadn't heard about it. That means that when they've sliced you open and opened up your bones like you. And I said, yeah. And then he. And he started talking. All of a sudden he. I had used the word hallucinations and nobody believed me. And he said, yeah, blah, blah, blah. Hallucination. Yes, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

That is so weird you bring that up. Because I wake up at night screaming because I worked with you for so long. Isn't that weird? So that's so strange.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of.

[Tom Griswold]

But we have a certain level of sophistication in the contemporary world. We're aware of things like hallucinations. Sure, yeah. But can you imagine a couple hundred years ago, somebody eats some of these things and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they don't.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't know what's their mind, so they're thinking it's real.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The first guy to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you guys done mushrooms?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I do this every time I walk by those shiitake mushrooms at the grocery store.

[Chick McGee]

You're a child.

[Tom Griswold]

I have some kind of weird transposition of the letters.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And I always say, who'd want to eat a cake made out of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Is it just me?

[Christy Lee]

That's right. You are a child. No wonder she doesn't want to go to the grocery with you. A new steady finds drinking.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa, whoa. Does she not want to go to the grocery store? You missed that.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh, you missed that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or fl.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Fly anymore.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to fly with him. She doesn't want to go to the grocery store with them.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if you feel like you need to seek my counsel, but I'm pretty much of. It's been thrust upon me that I'm an expert in these ending of relationships. No, no, no. It's just some warning bells are going off for me.

[Tom Griswold]

I just doesn't enjoy being at a grocery store with me.

[Jess Hooker]

There's certain things. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a nonsensical way of walking around a gr.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you do.

[Christy Lee]

You don't start at the right and go around.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that'd be smart. No, I don't do that.

[Chick McGee]

How many people do you take a list over? Unders 11. How many people do you stop and talk to in a grocery store in any given visit?

[Tom Griswold]

Depends which store it is. Really? Yeah, certain stores. Like the people that work. Ever like people? Trader Joe's. Incredibly nice.

[Christy Lee]

So when you go into Trader Joe's because I know exactly where you're going, you go like to the middle aisle first.

[Tom Griswold]

Depends.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Walk around, take it.

[Chick McGee]

Take it in.

[Tom Griswold]

See what's happening.

[Chick McGee]

You grab a cup of coffee or.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Just walk around.

[Jess Hooker]

But you make sure you get your cold items last. Right. Like that's so you're not walking around the grocery store with your.

[Tom Griswold]

And you two guys never thought of that?

[Chick McGee]

I will never forget this. Maybe you did it too. Organize your stuff when you put it on the conveyor belt.

[Christy Lee]

That's why I like to go to Aldi, because I can bag my own groceries.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you organize it before you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You don't just throw stuff up on the conveyor belt.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh. As you're putting it away.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's.

[Jess Hooker]

It's in order.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And then you just take the bag that goes in the pantry into the pantry and the one that goes to the freezer. In front of the freezer.

[Chick McGee]

When I went to the grocery store. Store. I never did that.

[Christy Lee]

So how do you get your groceries delivered?

[Chick McGee]

There's a very nice person that brings them and drops them off and goes away.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

No need for him to leave the house.

[Christy Lee]

No. Don't you like to pick out your bananas?

[Chick McGee]

I might run into him. I don't want to. I'm not leaving the house.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want a stranger touching my fruit.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Oh, yeah. Stranger. Fruit's the best fruit.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. He pays her extra to lick it.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

A new study finds drinking coffee in every day may significantly lower the risk of arterial fibrillation, or a. Or afib as we call it.

[Jess Hooker]

I, I don't think that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think what, what reduces drinking coffee every day? If you're dealing with this, talk to a qualified physician. This is, I think, the opposite of the truth.

[Chick McGee]

No caffeine free coffee.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers at the University of Adelaide studied 200 people with persistent AFib. Participants were assigned to either drink at least one cup of coffee or an espresso shot each each day or avoid caffeine entirely. The study known as decaf does eliminating coffee avoid fibrillation. That's a word. Fibrillation. Found that those who drank coffee had about a 40% lower risk of recurring AFIB episodes. The study's senior author says coffee may help by increasing physical activity, lowering blood pressure through its mild diuretic effect and reducing inflammation. Yeah, all I know findings challenge. As you guys mentioned, long standing advice that people with AFIB avoid caffeine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I had a serious case of this and before I had surgery I, I couldn't get anywhere near caffeine. He. I had no chocolate, no coke, no. No coffee, no decaf coffee, nothing. So I, I would say if you're dealing with afib, talk to a qualified physician. Don't necessarily read something off the Internet.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe they'll do another study and.

[Tom Griswold]

Deep dive that was only with 200 people.

[Christy Lee]

200 people?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because it seems like we get a thing about every week. It's either drinking wine is good for you or drinking wine is bad for you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You can find anything to justify anything but this one.

[Tom Griswold]

My experience, and I think chicks was exactly the opposite. So if you got that, they've got all kinds of great medication for it, ladies and gentlemen. But talk to the pros. You can trust your heart to the man who.

[Chick McGee]

A Texaco commercial.

[Christy Lee]

We did that earlier.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you missed it. Yeah, you remember Texaco commercials?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, we missed all the hits.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

We didn't have you to have.

[Chick McGee]

Just.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

We're all out there by ourselves.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a very good time.

[Chick McGee]

No, you didn't. No, you didn't.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, you didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

You remember the Texaco jingle, don't you?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The Milton Burl show. I, I've seen a scope, I've seen recordings, him getting the makeup. That his famous bit, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, we had the story about the mini miniature people coming up. We have A story about a miniature donkey. That's real.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get to that.

[Christy Lee]

So cute.

[Chick McGee]

Like, like 2ft tall. How small?

[Christy Lee]

They're about the size. We've seen miniature horses, haven't you? The size of a Great Dane, probably.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you seen the mini cows?

[Christy Lee]

They're adorable.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, dude, I am in the market for a mini cow.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't they furry, too? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Super long.

[Christy Lee]

Primarily have a miniature farm at your house.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, we can. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'd have to do it at your house because I have an HOA now. I'll come over and help.

[Jeff Oskay]

I got big backyard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The mini cows, they're primarily, of course, raised for veal.

[Chick McGee]

So they're not raised for too long.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. They get them young. Okay, thank you very much. Christy is our Hyundai girl.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I am.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me more. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

I love my Hyundai. And I have a Hyundai hybrid, which means I get an unbelievable range on a full tank.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking, like 50, 60 miles a gallon? What are you talking.

[Christy Lee]

We're talking 35.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In a Palisade. That's a big vehicle. Hold seven. And that's wonderful gas mileage, especially this day and age.

[Tom Griswold]

And the full range, about 619 miles.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. For the Hyundai Palisade also.

[Christy Lee]

And you can get that snow mode, which is very helpful right now.

[Tom Griswold]

You got that third seat back there?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the. The back seat. Seat. Back seat. Is those. The two of them?

[Christy Lee]

The back seat has captain's.

[Tom Griswold]

Captain's chair. So you can get to the back seat without climbing on the. I'm sorry. You can get to the way back without climbing in the back. They call it. No cleats on the seats.

[Christy Lee]

And the way back is a power seat, so you can flow. Flow it. You can smash it down and have all that cargo space, too, so you can take your skis, Tom, when you go skiing.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to find out, go to HyundaiUSA.com find out about the Palisade hybrid and lots of other cool vehicles. Hyundai USA.com you can even call this number for information. 562-314-4603 for details. That's Hyundai USA.com you feel. Feel great in a cool car. You can get. You can get everybody in there, too. And once again, the big thing about it is the. Well, you have the snow button, I.

[Christy Lee]

Have a snow mode, I have an eco mode, I have a smart mode, and I have a sport mode.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I just flip of a button. It's awesome. And I have driver assist. I have. So you can actually put your makeup on while you're driving. No, I'm just kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

She's not kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Hyundai USA.com. coming up, we're gonna. Are we gonna make our snow cream?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Can we do that story next?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And then we'll do a little bit of history for you when we come back. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news deck.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right. Hey, we're looking at around $12,000 for a mini Highland cow.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

12,000?

[Christy Lee]

Jeff, we might have to rethink our little farm.

[Chick McGee]

You might want to get a low mileage use cow. Yeah, that's what you want. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick Magee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

So we're talking about mini cows because we've got a story about a mini donkey in the news. Yep. Which is kind of sweet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you seen the mini cows, Tom? The min.

[Christy Lee]

The miniature donkeys, too. They're cute as can be.

[Tom Griswold]

So these miniature cows aren't baby cows? They're like.

[Christy Lee]

No, they're bred to be small cows.

[Tom Griswold]

Why pets? Oh, they're so. They're not for milk production or anything?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what they're bred for, but they're cute as can be.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're cows.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What do you mean, cows?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What. What do you have against cows?

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I thought you. Love you and big dairy are in bed. I thought, no, I like real butter.

[Tom Griswold]

And cream and I've got delicious cream right now.

[Christy Lee]

The little cows only give you half and half, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there you go. You didn't think it was worth it?

[Chick McGee]

No. No, it wasn't. There they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at those little guys.

[Christy Lee]

They're so cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they are cute.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man, they look delicious, don't they?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, man, they hop around.

[Tom Griswold]

That's as big as they get.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Those are so sweet. Well, we have.

[Chick McGee]

However, they have a deficant of a full size.

[Christy Lee]

A miniature donkey named Dolly Parton is home safe after escaping onto a Michigan roadway.

[Chick McGee]

Hubba hubba.

[Christy Lee]

Michigan State Police, 2nd District said troopers were dispatched to Freeman Farm in Holly Township.

[Chick McGee]

They call her Dolly Parton because she's got two giant udders.

[Christy Lee]

Taken advantage of an open gate. After canvassing the area, they located Dolly, taken a stroll along a side road and safely park brought her back to her enclosure.

[Tom Griswold]

Shouldn't it. So this is a miniature donkey?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Shouldn't they be called a dinky?

[Christy Lee]

That's a cute word.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that make sense?

[Christy Lee]

A dinky donkey.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, my, my parents, when I was very small, use that word for penis. Dinkus.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, dinkus. No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Dinkus.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was thinking donkey.

[Chick McGee]

So I, I called. Called my dinky. I called it a dinky.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you called it your.

[Christy Lee]

I hope you don't call it that now.

[Chick McGee]

And I've heard other people you've said my mom. My mom said dinkus too. Oh, it's getting smaller by the day, Christy. Well, what are you gonna do?

[Christy Lee]

Do they shrink up?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. The older you get. Oh, yeah. They don't hor horribly disfigured.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

They actually barely see it.

[Tom Griswold]

They get larger.

[Chick McGee]

I can barely find it. If I didn't have to urinate, I wouldn't know where the hell it was. Anyway.

[Christy Lee]

Isn'T it time for our history lesson?

[Tom Griswold]

I hope so.

[Jess Hooker]

Can we read the ice cream story real quick?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

So that's right.

[Jess Hooker]

Start it.

[Christy Lee]

If you love eating snow cones made with real snow. Experts have some advice on how to do it safely. Dr. Sarah Crockett, an emergency and wilderness medicine specialist up in New Hampshire.

[Chick McGee]

She related to Betty Crockett?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Says snow can collect impurities as it falls through the air. It can also be contained contaminated once it reaches the ground. She advises avoiding the first snowfall of a storm since it tends to hold the highest concentration of particles. Waiting until the snow is actively falling and collecting it from a clean surface can reduce any risk. People can safely enjoy seasonal treats like snow cream made with snow, milk, sugar and vanilla, or sugar on snow created by pouring hot maple syrup over fresh snow.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Huh.

[Jess Hooker]

That's cute.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds good.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. So I'm going to go outside and make some ice cream.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

It's really cold out.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. I've got my bibs. I'm ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have to do it out there or can you Bring it in and do it.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I got to do it out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Are you going to use the snow that's out there?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Better boil it first.

[Chick McGee]

I have crippling diarrhea.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm anxious to try snow cream. I've never even heard about it.

[Jess Hooker]

Today you put the bowl in the snow so it stays cold, and then it thickens faster. So that's why you do it outside. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, thank you very much. And while you're doing that, we'll review a couple of things.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We have in the world of history, ladies and gentlemen, we like to help you. Happy birthday.

[Chick McGee]

Things that happen.

[Christy Lee]

Happy birthday. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

1882. The birthday of Franklin D. Roosevelt. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

FDR.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We have the day that will live in infamy.

[Christy Lee]

Did he have polio?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is that why he was in a wheelchair?

[Chick McGee]

He invented polio?

[Christy Lee]

Did he?

[Tom Griswold]

We have. Although it was interesting because they very rarely would show him. If ever the chair. They.

[Chick McGee]

The press really cooperated.

[Tom Griswold]

They kind of. They kind of hit it. That would not happen today.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't think the TMZ boys would let him walking like a slug somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

1930. The great actor, Gene Hackman. Yeah, he's very good friends. Watch the.

[Chick McGee]

Watch the conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a dozen great movies.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty good movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Going out to. Oh, God. Is anybody alive? Steve Marriott of Humble Pie. Great band. With Peter Frampton, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, speaking of Pete, I'm excited. Guess what's out for delivery right now. The 50th anniversary. Frampton comes Alive. I ordered that a couple of days ago, so it's coming in.

[Tom Griswold]

So did you see the.

[Chick McGee]

Get yours now.

[Tom Griswold]

Pete's Instagram.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very cool. Steve Marriott of Humble Pie, the guy that famously said we go home on Monday.

[Chick McGee]

Famously said this?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. If you're. If you're a fan of the band. That's the Live at the Fillmore album. And in. In Mr. Frampton's current show, he does a tribute to that and he plays that quote.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

We lead the league in narrow ca.

[Tom Griswold]

There are people that are fans. Steve Marriott, interestingly enough. The great thing about him is he got to stay in hotels for free when he toured. Yeah, sure. Ironically, they were Hyatts.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have a guy who Googles for everybody else so they can find out what he's talking about most days?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

I'm sure a translator.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody shouldn't have to. Somebody should be assigned. Here's what Tom meant by Steve Marriott.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Scrolls underneath on YouTube.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think the average Person's heard of the Marriott Hook hotel chain?

[Chick McGee]

Well, Marriott Hotel chain.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't marry it.

[Chick McGee]

Steve Marriott. No. I would say less than. Less than 10%. I'm sorry, I had never heard of.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

There you go right there.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. And Christie's probably only heard him because he sat in here with you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Looking for the exit door for so long.

[Pat Godwin]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The point of the exercise is to get people to go, oh, I've got. Never heard of that guy. Maybe I'll listen to Humble Pie live.

[Chick McGee]

That's the point of the exercise.

[Tom Griswold]

Live at the.

[Chick McGee]

Being relatable and fun. Well, I've had this all wrong, ace.

[Tom Griswold]

What was. What was Humble pie's biggest hit? 30 days in the hole.

[Chick McGee]

30 days or Dr.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't need no Dr.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't need no. Great Ray Charles too. Okay. Sorry. You'll remember this guy.

[Christy Lee]

Peter Esblay. I don't need no doctor.

[Tom Griswold]

1951. Phil Collins. We were talking about that. Great drum solo. What's the movie that. Where they do with Mike Tyson? Where they do that.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh, Hangover.

[Tom Griswold]

Hangover, yeah. That. Everyone knows one of them.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure which one. Maybe the first one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Also on this date, Jules Verne, around The World in 80 Days published which.

[Chick McGee]

For that used to be really something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

80 days.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

For it Would it foresaw the. The importance of air travel via balloon. Do you remember the name of the guy that.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's real name. He was a famous actor. Was he Spanish?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, in the movie version of around the world in 80 days, his name was something Floss.

[Christy Lee]

That's all I remember.

[Chick McGee]

Content floss. With an A. But Tom is, as you can hear, content floss.

[Christy Lee]

The reason I know that is because I've sat in this room a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you doing down there?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Bikini?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You got tooth decay or gum issues? Okay, I'm sorry. We'll just. We'll just move forward. Coming up, we have our ice cream. Homemade ice cream from outside. Very exciting. Also, what have you got over there, Christie?

[Christy Lee]

You ever bought a stripper a gift? We'll have a story about that. We have a Corgasm in the news, if you're familiar with those. Ladies.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a thing?

[Christy Lee]

There are women who say that. Yes. I've never had that experience and I work out a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This is a core gasm. Is orgasm during an exercise. Yes, we'll find out about that, certainly. But first, I'll remind you we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Here for you.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Pick Sports Fest. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I'm over here trying to find. I'm trying to find a picture of this donkey.

[Christy Lee]

The miniature donkey.

[Tom Griswold]

The miniature donkey that was found roaming the streets of Michigan.

[Christy Lee]

Dolly Parton.

[Tom Griswold]

Dolly Parton named. Oh, this is interesting. Why? The name of Dolly Parton depends. Appears to have a coat of only two colors. Not really.

[Christy Lee]

I really thought you were looking for a picture of a miniature donkey.

[Tom Griswold]

I am.

[Christy Lee]

I fell for it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I really am.

[Christy Lee]

They're so darn cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Now these are bigger than the miniature cows.

[Christy Lee]

They're about the same size. Actually, there's a picture. I'm trying.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they, are they doing this to everything?

[Christy Lee]

Here's a toddler walking with some miniature donkeys to get. Give you some an aspect ratio. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're the size of a relatively big dog.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, yeah. Here's. Yeah. This donkey is just little two collar guy. Oh, he does look super cute. Or she, she. Dolly Parton. Yeah. And I. They should call it a dinky because they're so small. I'm sorry. Chris, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

What do we have over here? A man in Florida has been arrested for allegedly using counter counterfeit money to buy flowers and chocolates for a stripper. According to police, 22 year old Alexander Baker Depew paid a clearwater florist with 15 counterfeit twenty dollar bills. Pardon me. To cover his 288 dollar purchase. He then headed to the nearby Oasis Cabaret.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah baby. Which advertised itself as a topless full contact entertainment facility.

[Chick McGee]

Full contact.

[Christy Lee]

What does that mean? That means your lap dancers are right on top of you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or you gotta wear pads.

[Christy Lee]

You gotta wear what?

[Tom Griswold]

Full contest. Yeah. You got helmets.

[Chick McGee]

This afternoon's practice is going to be full contact, full pads and helmets.

[Tom Griswold]

So this guy using fake money.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Police recalled after he allegedly tried to pay for his bar tab with the fake twenties as well. When questioned about the bouquet and chocolates, the 22 year old admitted to obtaining the merchandise from the the florist in order to give it to a female dancer at the strip club.

[Tom Griswold]

Her boobs are fake. Those were my life.

[Christy Lee]

He was arrested on charges of. Is it called uttering forged bills? What does that mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Passing counterfeit money?

[Jeff Oskay]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Checks, drafts, or notes. I've never heard the word uttering used like that. It was only after the man left the florist that the guy realized the bills were marked with the word replica to be used only for motion pictures. He told police he did not realize that the money was counterfeit.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Oh, so it's movie money.

[Christy Lee]

Movie money.

[Jeff Oskay]

Me and Josh had something similar happen last time. We were at a strip club. We were asked to leave because Josh was tipping the ladies in Kohl's cash.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

You can't do that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they want real.

[Tom Griswold]

But he could have tipped her in.

[Chick McGee]

The fake money because Cole's cash comes in handy.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, he could have tipped the stripper with the fake money because it's not. She's not likely to have one of those pens that they. Have you seen.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's not as sexy.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you take that personally, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

When they check a 20.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't used cash in two years.

[Jeff Oskay]

I had a lady check a $1 bill at the 5 and below.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, a $1 bill.

[Chick McGee]

She checked it. That's just disrespect right there.

[Christy Lee]

You need to shave.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of counterfeiter?

[Jeff Oskay]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're going to make fake money, don't go that low.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

If you think about it, maybe a brilliant idea, because no one's looking for a counterfeit one. So you can print 50,000 of them and spread them all over the city.

[Chick McGee]

With your face on them. Tom, how about that $1 bill?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

If they check, they check a 20 for me. I get the change and I bite the coin.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Right in front of me.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there still a lot of counterfeiting out there?

[Chick McGee]

Apparently.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think with the laser printer advance, easier to.

[Tom Griswold]

Because in this case, this was the stuff that says they use it in motion pictures.

[Chick McGee]

So I wonder how that's how accurate the counterfeiting is. They have to put that phrase on there. Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, but do they put a picture of a president on there, or is it like Steven Spielberg, or do they do something kind of humorous?

[Christy Lee]

I have never seen motion picture money.

[Chick McGee]

One of the Warner Brothers or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Hitchcock. Someone who looks distinguished.

[Chick McGee]

He looked.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks presidential.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Hey, this isn't a joke. But De Niro demands real money. Did you know that? Seriously, he demands to use real money on any set.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

He doesn't do the fake stuff because of the look, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

I think it talk about yanking you out of the movie. If you see movie money or whatever they. Yeah, it really does.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Like I've said for years, if they give a 555 area code, I'm out. There's an easy way to get around that. But that really does remind me we were talking about Billy Bob Thornton and Landman and is that rule that you can't smoke real cigarettes on set, does that apply if they're outside? I don't know because he. Sure. I can't imagine he's doing that to clove cigarettes the way he seems to be enjoying those smokes.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, have you seen the. The promotional video? Mellencamp, John Mellencamp site. Him getting ready for the tour. He's on the treadmill smoking.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

And I love it when he ashes onto the floor right in front of the treadmill.

[Tom Griswold]

That's probably not an ad lib. I mean, that's prob. I know it's something.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody has to clean that up though. John.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a good video.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I think that's why he doesn't. He doesn't visit us. He. I'm sure he will here soon, but.

[Christy Lee]

I hope he visits.

[Chick McGee]

The last time we don't take any crap off John. And I don't know if he likes that or not.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Did he smoke in here?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We had to sat next to me smoking.

[Tom Griswold]

We had to air out the building for three days.

[Christy Lee]

And I was pregnant at the time.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't tell anybody either. And I was getting so sick. Yeah, I finally had to tell him.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the video features Sean Penn. It's really cool.

[Christy Lee]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm guessing for those. Those are real cigarettes.

[Christy Lee]

I can't wait. I get to see him at the Hollywood bowl. Chick. I am so excited. Very excited.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now coming up, we have our ice cream in process. Ms. Hooker is making ice cream. I just checked.

[Chick McGee]

She's out there a fitness influencer. And she had.

[Christy Lee]

She was shocked to find that her Pilates classes triggered a so called corgasm. Ms. Sarah Lloyd said that during a recent group session she found herself fighting back in orgasm while performing leg raises.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm skeptical.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like a horrible actress.

[Christy Lee]

Sarah Lloyd and the 25 year old told the New York Post quote, obviously it felt good, but not right for ab exercises in a gym. She says she will no longer perform leg raises to avoid future embarrassment.

[Tom Griswold]

This is during a Pilates thing.

[Christy Lee]

According to Sex researcher Debbie Herbinek.

[Chick McGee]

I ain't buying it.

[Christy Lee]

An estimated 10% of people experience exercise induced orgasms when I do.

[Tom Griswold]

It happened to me doing Pilates and they called the cops, so I.

[Chick McGee]

Had mine on top of somebody else. Is that wrong?

[Tom Griswold]

I was skeptical about this, and then I found out she has an only fans page. And I went, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Does she really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Which typically occur from exercises that heavily engage the core abdominal muscles.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Okay, I do a snatch and jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

You may have an orgasm.

[Chick McGee]

You never know.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Am I right?

[Tom Griswold]

Pull on that labrum. Not that labia, honey. It's a different thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm skeptical. I do a lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

Also the word coregasm. Super annoying.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, sounds like you weren't doing the right exercise.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like you're your core's gas too high up. I mean, what's she doing getting publicity.

[Tom Griswold]

For her only fans page? I think is what she's doing.

[Christy Lee]

Well, good for her.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A kangaroo found hopping along a road in Texas has been reunited with its owner. The Cleveland, Texas Police Department said officers responded to the report of a, quote, an at large kangaroo.

[Chick McGee]

See the man. It's a kangaroo.

[Christy Lee]

Animal control officers and police were able to safely rescue the animal with the help of some good Samaritans. The kangaroo has since been returned to its owner.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that most people that have kangaroos.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They take your time.

[Tom Griswold]

They.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

They put an envelope in the pouch. There you go. With their return address.

[Chick McGee]

If you find Hoppy in the pouch.

[Tom Griswold]

In the pouch.

[Christy Lee]

Instead of microchipping.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The rule of thumb is, though, to keep it out back. And that way it won't get away. See? Poppy the kangaroo. Sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here, I can. I can do worse than that. I heard they lured it in by playing some concrete blonde as they were driving around. Joey.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not angry.

[Chick McGee]

Joey. A little baby kangaroo.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the lady kangaroos have the pouch.

[Christy Lee]

We talked about this.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't remember.

[Chick McGee]

I'm pretty sure. Sure they both did, didn't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Both?

[Christy Lee]

No, I think just the women.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Just the women. I think we looked at women.

[Christy Lee]

The female.

[Chick McGee]

The women kangaroo.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

The lady kangaroos.

[Tom Griswold]

Best. Best cartoon in history is Sylvester the cat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And his little boy and the mouse.

[Chick McGee]

The little boy sees the mouse. Sylvester sees a kangaroo.

[Tom Griswold]

That is as funny as anything I've ever seen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Only female kangaroos have the.

[Tom Griswold]

Have the pouch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, they can have more than one joey in there, too. That's got to be. Be uncomfortable. The joys don't want to leave. Could you imagine?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Well, the same as today.

[Christy Lee]

Warm and nice.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

All those basements.

[Chick McGee]

Those kangaroos are big asses, right? All of them.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they're bottom heavy. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Don't you guys like that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, big ass.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Some of us do.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never noticed that.

[Chick McGee]

Look at the kang. Look at the kangaroo. All the weights in the ass. Look at it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Rue got back.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a semi tie in there.

[Chick McGee]

My God, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Hawk rouge. What is Rougier? We've been talking about this for a couple weeks now.

[Chick McGee]

Is it a tiny kangaroo?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We also have Pat, I don't know if you saw this, but we may need a song out of you. We have another spill on another road in Wisconsin. We'll be back with that in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. He's got that look. This is the Bob and Thomas Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Yeah. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pick sports desk. I've got a letter just for Tom. Hello, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter. Letter just for Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a letter just for Chick. This is complicated. What have you got? You start.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Dear Bob and Tom show. I used to make smoothies for Tom at Whole Foods. He was cordial enough. Kept recommending a Dan Wakefield book.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Still have not read it. God bless.

[Tom Griswold]

That's from the letter.

[Chick McGee]

That's from Duncan. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh. I'm guessing Dan something in the 50s. What is it? Dan Wakefield's book.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Going all the Way.

[Christy Lee]

That is a good book.

[Tom Griswold]

And they don't. That particular place doesn't make smoothies anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a crime.

[Christy Lee]

That guy's out of a job.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Sad.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

This is for Pat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Me?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

David writes, he's been listening for 25 years now, at least. And we were talking about the shark and he's. There's a search shark tracker thing, but it says love Pat because he sneaks one liners in every now and then. So I have to listen a little closer because I don't want to miss him.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh, very.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the letter. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Pat needs some love because you are so mean to him.

[Tom Griswold]

You are mean. I just congratulated him on a great song. What is happening over there?

[Chick McGee]

We've got ice cream. The ice cream's here. Baby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. I thought those were your head. I thought it looks like your headphones.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, this is a.

[Chick McGee]

That's a mixer.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but from this angle, like I just saw the.

[Chick McGee]

You see the difference? These are headphones.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

That's a mixing bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Turn your headphones that way and then turn the mixer that way. It looks exactly the same. See?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

No, no, not even close.

[Christy Lee]

Not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Look, I wanna. Okay, I'm trying to help you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh yeah, I can see that. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, there you go. Help him at Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, I'm on top side.

[Tom Griswold]

So now explain. Explain to me what's on.

[Christy Lee]

Going.

[Tom Griswold]

Going on over there.

[Chick McGee]

Fair enough.

[Jess Hooker]

This is a. This is ice cream from snow and heavy whipping cream. Some sweetened condensed milk.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go.

[Jess Hooker]

And some. What else is in here? Oh, vanilla.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's snow in there. Can you. How does it taste?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. I haven't tasted yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, give. There you go. Ms. Hooker is going to taste.

[Chick McGee]

I'll take a taste.

[Tom Griswold]

Homemade. It looks like Cool Whip.

[Jess Hooker]

That's not gonna be sweet enough. But here, taste it.

[Chick McGee]

No, not gonna be sweet enough for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this is. We were talking about making ice cream out of snow.

[Chick McGee]

No, that needs sugar. That's what that needs. Okay, so it's vanilla, all right. But I'm getting crippling diarrhea.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you want to throw some sugar in there.

[Jess Hooker]

There, there is. It's just not.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Got some sugar in the baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I've got a spoon right here.

[Chick McGee]

I've got a monster spoon.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, this is really good.

[Christy Lee]

That's very good.

[Chick McGee]

No, this. That's my.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tastes like real ice cream.

[Christy Lee]

That's because.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. That's great.

[Chick McGee]

You get some chocolate syrup or some caramel syrup and dump it on there. Then you got something that is really good.

[Jess Hooker]

I actually brought some cinnamon toast crunch to put in.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's the. What's the crunchy stuff in it?

[Tom Griswold]

Salt. Road salt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, don't worry about it. It's larvae.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's good.

[Christy Lee]

Little bird poop. You know, frozen bird poop.

[Chick McGee]

It's extra. It's extra protein.

[Tom Griswold]

The new story from the association we'll.

[Chick McGee]

Be eating in a couple years.

[Tom Griswold]

The news story from the Associated Press says again they advise that you don't use the snow from a first snowfall. Wait till the snow is actively falling and collected from a clean surface.

[Chick McGee]

Very much like soft serve.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's really good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I think it's perfect.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I think it's good. Yeah, it took. It didn't take Long to thicken up out there, I'll tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's. The thickening is because it's freezing outside.

[Jess Hooker]

Because it's cold. Yeah. And it'll. It'll thicken.

[Chick McGee]

It's like making ice cream inside the ice cream maker. Inside it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Except inside is outside right now. Yeah. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, Ms. Hooker, that is really.

[Chick McGee]

Check out this contraption that you thought were headphones. It's a wireless rechargeable mixer. Check that thing out. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

KitchenAid makes a wireless mixer that you charge.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've got the big one that has the.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, I have that one also. But in these instances when I came, that'll be.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to get one of those.

[Jess Hooker]

KitchenAid standing mixer outside.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

You want to use something.

[Tom Griswold]

I told Eddie to get you a 50 foot extension cord so you could take that thing out.

[Christy Lee]

She doesn't need it.

[Tom Griswold]

You know those kitchen. Have you ever noticed that if you. If you fold that just the wrong way, you're going to cut off your finger?

[Jess Hooker]

You absolutely will.

[Tom Griswold]

Those things are deadly.

[Chick McGee]

Deadly.

[Jess Hooker]

They are. They can be.

[Chick McGee]

Because as we all know, if you cut a finger off, you're going to die.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They're very heavy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it depends.

[Christy Lee]

I always wanted one of those. It's kind of a dream. Well, they're so expensive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

My God.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I got mine Black Friday, like 10 years ago.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You have to watch for them.

[Chick McGee]

Got me. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. We. No idea.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, Tom, you have. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Color is yours.

[Chick McGee]

Bye, Christy. A KitchenAid mixer.

[Christy Lee]

Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying the. The head on those things, when you drop it down, it can pinch the bejesus out of your finger.

[Chick McGee]

Osu's loose on the ice cream he really enjoys. He's really like both hands.

[Christy Lee]

You double dip just now get a bowl. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

No big deal.

[Chick McGee]

That's like sticking your face in there.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll put my face in it.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to see that. Do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, your beard. We have had a series of letters about a process that was recommended by the great lover Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

I beg your pardon.

[Tom Griswold]

If you'll explain this. Explain this process. It involves the shower. Oh, and okay. Can you.

[Chick McGee]

Any sort of. You come out of a shower, you're possibly at a beach, you take your trunks off before you and. But before you do, you're in a state of undress and you grab a hold of it and look at your significant other and see. Say you want any of this before I put it away?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't do it at the gym.

[Chick McGee]

Or variations on that, of course. No, worse.

[Christy Lee]

Your lovers in the gym.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And you're only two there. Whatever. You have a home gym. That'd be fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this comes to us from Jeff. A different Jeff. I listen to the show this morning. Heard about the husband getting out of the shower, asking his wife if she wanted any of this before putting it away.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I also do that. Usually my wife is getting ready to go to go to work. So she will always start laughing. Then I always.

[Chick McGee]

That's okay too.

[Tom Griswold]

Then I always say, honey, why do you deny yourself the pleasure of me?

[Jess Hooker]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

And then she leaves.

[Chick McGee]

That's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

However, I recently read the results of a study that said men want to have sex in the morning because their testosterone levels are higher.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy says I called bs. The reason I want to make love to my wife in the morning is because once my feet hit the floor, the chances are I will do something or say something to upset my wife and that will increase exponentially.

[Chick McGee]

There are that.

[Jess Hooker]

That's my famous quote on this show. Like, hey, wake up. Don't talk to each other. Have sex before somebody wrecks it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Jeff agrees with you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he's right.

[Tom Griswold]

So I love the fact that he uses the, the. The odds increase exponentially once he starts.

[Chick McGee]

Talking when my feet hit the floor.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Thank you. Thank you so much. You can reach us, Bob and [e-mail] Ms. Hooker, that ice cream is just delicious.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm glad you guys liked it.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's not the snow that makes it good. It's the other stuff you put in. But it's also. It's fun. It's the process going outside.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. How much fun was it, Jess, to stand out there freezing her?

[Jess Hooker]

I can't feel my fingers. But yeah, it was so fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Might be fun to do with the kids.

[Jess Hooker]

It would be.

[Chick McGee]

You got to keep an eye on the little ones.

[Jess Hooker]

If I get give you a tiny tip that I. That I didn't take into consideration and I should have before I ever make homemade whipping cream. I put the bowl and the mixers in the freezer to get cold before you start because you're going to create heat with. With the mixers.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's a great tip.

[Jess Hooker]

Pre freeze everything. I should have set this stuff outside a little sooner and then went out there and started mixing.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's the equivalent of having the. The.

[Chick McGee]

I think everybody got it, Emily. Yeah, I think we all got it.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm listening. Tom, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll talk to you when you go to the gyno. The guy has the.

[Chick McGee]

I told you, I tried. Absolutely tried.

[Tom Griswold]

I. My uncle Clarence invented the famous speculum heater.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, my Aunt Gertrude, in the beginning, he tried it on her and he. He didn't really. You got to test it like you're giving a baby formula.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to put it on your wrist. Yeah, yeah. She.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, they have.

[Tom Griswold]

She had chapped lips for the rest of her life.

[Chick McGee]

God, they have gel heaters on those ultrasounds.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So they don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, back in the day. They probably didn't.

[Chick McGee]

No, they didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely not in a day like this. At least here, everything. Everything is cold, even inside. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's. That's like another great mind.

[Chick McGee]

It's just your mind playing tricks on you.

[Tom Griswold]

But again, that's just so delicious. What was the recipe again?

[Jess Hooker]

Real quick, heavy whipping cream, can of what is sweetened condensed milk. And I. You can add regular vanilla extract, but I had some vanilla bean paste and I put that in and.

[Jeff Oskay]

How much snow is in there?

[Jess Hooker]

I really. I don't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe like a shovel's worth.

[Jess Hooker]

No, like. Like if I bent over in the snow and did this.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Two handfuls.

[Chick McGee]

Two handfuls.

[Jess Hooker]

And dropped it in.

[Chick McGee]

Like you reached out.

[Tom Griswold]

Being outside. I could complicate this and make it more complicated.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

This weekend I think I'll try to. We. We did this a couple years ago. We made ice cream sandwiches.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With store bought ice cream. But you. We made the. Yeah, the. The cookie part.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. That's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it was elaborate. It took forever, but yeah, they were. They were delightful.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, there's still cookies in the green room.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to dip them? You want to dip a cookie into that?

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna make an ice cream sandwich.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. If I. Y. Biscoff cookies are amazing as ice cream sandwiches. Yeah. The airplane cookies. A lot of people know them as. But that's so good.

[Tom Griswold]

Another great idea. Well, thank you very much. So do that and watch the TV show disclaimer this weekend.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is the hottest TV show.

[Christy Lee]

It'll melt your ice cream.

[Tom Griswold]

Hottest thing since. The hottest thing since Body Heat. He'll say, do you want some of this? And you'll say, I want that and more. Call your friends.

[Jeff Oskay]

Call your friends.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

What kind of party.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't mean you personally.

[Chick McGee]

This doesn't illustrate. He doesn't know anything. Talking about sexy stuff. Don't listen to him.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Christy Lee right over there. I can see her. She's getting ready for her big trip to Italy. This is very exciting.

[Christy Lee]

That's in September.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it takes her a long time. That's what we're trying to say.

[Christy Lee]

I am going on a trip.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I just step out for a second?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Explain how radio works. The idea was like when I tried to plug Pat's gig coming up in Evansville on Valentine's Day and Pat kept interrupting me and I wanted to just give up.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Or I tried to plug Jeff's gig on Valentine's Day in. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Marshall, Illinois.

[Tom Griswold]

Squig City, Illinois?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's Marshall, Illinois.

[Chick McGee]

It was formerly at.

[Tom Griswold]

At Finn's Castle Booze Farm.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. Castle Finn Winery. It's taco comedy night.

[Chick McGee]

Mitchell.

[Tom Griswold]

Mitchell. Mitchell, Illinois. No, Marshall, Illinois. See, now you're doing it.

[Christy Lee]

I said that three times.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

You blame me for messing my. My mine up.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm doing it on purpose to show you that. Allow me to plug you. Really?

[Chick McGee]

At times like this, we won awards for this show.

[Christy Lee]

It's been a while.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And it has been a while, Christy. Arguably, you're. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

So Christie's going to Italy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

When I see you're getting ready for it by getting people to sign up.

[Christy Lee]

I'd love for you to sign up. Colette. Travel.

[Tom Griswold]

My understanding you've already got it half full.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, so don't delay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Going. You're going to be going.

[Christy Lee]

Tom.com trips.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Okay. Okay. Very good. Now, Pat, you're doing a thing with Willie G at Evansville. Where is it again?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

At Simplicity Furniture. Pat Coslip, the great Pat, He's a great guy.

[Tom Griswold]

What a nice guy.

[Christy Lee]

What are you getting? Are you getting a nice fin. Air this time?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh, in regards to what I get? Yeah. He usually gives me a piece of furniture and I have everything, so I don't know what I need right now. Maybe you'll. You can tell me. Dining room table.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you don't have one.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

I don't have one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

I don't eat at home.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have a dining room?

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

No, I have all my dining room room guitars. Oh, pianos, castanets.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it is. It's set up like you think you're.

[Chick McGee]

Gonna learn to play the castanet.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

I. I try.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

I'm on my second lesson book.

[Chick McGee]

We'll see about that. Mel Days castanet.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the woman we had the thing. The woman who could play castanet with her groin? Okay, I'm sorry. Back to you.

[Chick McGee]

I do remember you got there.

[Christy Lee]

An overturned semi truck spilled kegs of beer onto a Wisconsin highway recently.

[Chick McGee]

What better place for the spill?

[Christy Lee]

Wtmj.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to wtj.

[Tom Griswold]

All the announcers have to talk like this.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go to the newsroom. Here's Christine Lee.

[Christy Lee]

The truck is traveling on US highways 141.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, does anyone. Does anyone not get that joke?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, everyone knows what tmj.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody knows what TMJ is.

[Tom Griswold]

You think more people know what TMJ is than Steve Marriott from Humble Pie?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

And the Hawk.

[Chick McGee]

And Hawk.

[Tom Griswold]

Harrison, don't you go. Bad month on the Hawk.

[Christy Lee]

It crashed into a guardrail and littered the roadway with its hall of new Glarus beer. The crash shut down the northbound lanes for at least seven hours.

[Chick McGee]

That's a Spotted Cow company.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the company that makes Spotted Cow.

[Christy Lee]

So good cooks from the nearby Wild Goose Cafe sprang into action.

[Chick McGee]

They're all chasing that ultimate entree.

[Christy Lee]

Hot coffee as well as breakfast sandwiches to the first responders. How sweet is.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the several fraternities?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They. They had their girlfriend's underwears at half mast.

[Chick McGee]

Do it, Pat. Do it, baby.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Thinking about a piece of ass Trucking down the road it's been a while I got a heavy Lord. Oh Speaking loads I'm hauling bush and Bud Light Took a turn too fast oh, what a sight Wisconsin highway soaked in suds there's kegs and cases Pissed off faces and wasted buds oh, my boss is gonna blow I know. Cause I have speeding tickets and parking fines Policeman said I reeked of wine Took a breathalyzer I'm in the clear now what about all this wasted beer? Wasted beer I'm gonna do this. Sing along right now, chick. Are you ready? And the waste.

[Chick McGee]

Are we almost through?

[Announcer]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Oh, my God. I think that was the best one.

[Tom Griswold]

The Spotted Cow. Highly sought after.

[Jess Hooker]

They sell it. You can grab a case as you're walking onto your plane. You can buy it at the. At the airport.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I've done it every time we go to Wisconsin.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so cool.

[Jess Hooker]

You crack it open on the plane.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad everybody's. Everybody's okay.

[Christy Lee]

They don't encourage that.

[Pat Godwin (singing parts)]

Crack it open on the plane.

[Jess Hooker]

In the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, in the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Well, thank you very much. Right. Now, we've been discussing the fact that Valentine's Day is just a couple Saturdays away, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And very important to be properly prepared. The best way to be prepared, of course, is jewelry from Steven Singer jewelers. And it's not just jewelry. Steven's got those famous gold dipped roses. Christie's got one right in front of her right now. They started about 70 bucks or so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The brand new sunset 24 karat dipped gold rose. And I want to give you a quick warning here. Steven was telling me that with all this bad weather, as in kind of across the board in a lot of places, shipping is getting delayed. So you've still got two weeks. Obviously it'll be no problem, but probably a good idea to order early because a lot of places are very backed up. I got mail for the first time at my house since last week. What, just yesterday?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So it can be just depending on where you live and what's going on. So just a quick word of caution. Good idea to act early. Also, Stephen always runs out of these roses. So there's the. They are a limited edition and they're going fast. So you go to ihatestevensinger.com to check them out. While you're there, check out the inventory. He's famous for engagement rings and anything with diamonds like earrings. The famous Atlast bracelet, the Atlas necklace.

[Christy Lee]

And the Atlast earrings. There's a whole set. You can buy all three.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, check out the inventory. Ihatestevensinger.com famous for his great guarantee and also famous for free shipping. So get on it today. If you order today before 2 o' clock Eastern Time, it'll be out the door and on its way to you. Once again, the brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold dipped rose. Fast and free shipping and of course a variety of jewelry. And you can peruse the inventory online. A bunch of great stuff. And the models in Stephen's catalog all work. They're all workers from there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you see real people that have real jobs that are working hard that are also posing with various types, types of jewelry and lots of different diamond things. You can't go wrong. And he was saying that. I guess, I guess it's obvious, but Valentine's Day, that evening is a big evening for engagements. So might happen.

[Christy Lee]

My. I'm already engaged. Oh, I'm married. I can't get engaged again.

[Tom Griswold]

There's still hope. Christine, you have, you have. I know. You still have college eligibility chick. Does it work the same way?

[Chick McGee]

Same way, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Work same way.

[Tom Griswold]

So she has engagement eligibility. You never know what will happen in the future.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Done.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I'm very happy.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not done. We got more from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Big hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silic Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Busy texting.

[Chick McGee]

Busy, busy, busy. There's Jess Hooker. Hi. Fresh from outdoors, making snowfall ice cream.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff. Oskar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Glad you're back, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, sir.

[Jeff Oskay]

We missed you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did.

[Chick McGee]

He was at the. He said Jeff is at the I Hate Steven Singer Sidekick show.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

But believe me, it's nice to be missed.

[Christy Lee]

What are you looking at, Tom? You look there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick at the Prize Pick Sports desk. Yes, Tom, I'm. Can I get your attention? Be on the air, please.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm ready. What's happening?

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Go right ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Good to see you.

[Chick McGee]

What do you. What do you.

[Jess Hooker]

Had our ice cream.

[Chick McGee]

Are you buying tickets for something?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. Just going through some stuff. Going through some. We have a. I think I want to save this for Monday. It's a sex survey.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we're saving that for Monday.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's really.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, you were talking about that all morning.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really elaborate. They've got. Maybe read one of them. Christy, there's all kinds of different questions. They asked more than 2,000 people.

[Christy Lee]

One in four said they have sex once a month or less.

[Chick McGee]

1 25% once a month or less. Having sex.

[Jess Hooker]

That's rough.

[Tom Griswold]

With their partner.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean with their partner? You mean that doesn't include solo.

[Chick McGee]

When you say having sex?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, no. I mean, that's part of the.

[Chick McGee]

Is part of their response with themselves.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that. That would be a different survey. This is with the average Couple has.

[Christy Lee]

Sex 4 times per month.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they've got. They've got it broken down to, you know, Gen Z and all that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So there's a lot of information.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a ton of it here. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is there an imaginary question? Are you having sex with someone who. An imaginary person. How many people do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, you mean.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's fantasies. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That goes with the solo thing, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, not unless you eat those mushrooms that we talked about.

[Chick McGee]

Little teeny, tiny people crawling all over You. That's crawling all over you, Tom. Tying you down.

[Christy Lee]

Tying you down. Just like in Gulliver's Travels.

[Chick McGee]

They're gonna summon you.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe the phrase was, is it in yet?

[Chick McGee]

Some of those little people summit your penis.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a bizarre request.

[Chick McGee]

Here, Ahoy.

[Tom Griswold]

See if I can find this.

[Chick McGee]

I meant ahoy.

[Christy Lee]

We do have other stories.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I wanted to play this. We. I was asked to play this. Do you know how they do those warnings now?

[Chick McGee]

Warning.

[Tom Griswold]

And on certain newscasts, you'll hear them.

[Chick McGee]

Go, believe me, this next video is disturbing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

And I understand, like, sometimes it'll be.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes they're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Like, it'll be. This has flashing lights which can affect certain people, which I didn't quite understand, but it affects certain people. It's important.

[Chick McGee]

You're just an awful person.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It can cause seizures.

[Chick McGee]

I don't understand. Flashing lights could cause a seizure. I don't understand that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I didn't until they. It was explained to me. I think it's reasonable, but.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And you'll get things saying, this has smoking.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

In it.

[Christy Lee]

Strong language.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Situations.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Violence, occasionally that usually. Usually they don't tell you about that. It's just people smoking that's gonna bother. I'm gonna do one of those for this next piece.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This. This may. Some may find this disturbing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

This is an actual true moment on the show.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

With. With a. Kevin Meaney. We were talking with Kevin Meaney.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. And at about this time in the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

The original time it happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. At the end of the show.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And you'll see, this ends abruptly.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. And I have no idea what's about.

[Tom Griswold]

To happen, but I've already apologized.

[Chick McGee]

Right. One of my favorite. One of my favorite guests we've ever had on the show.

[Tom Griswold]

And Here we go. 3, 2, 1. No, I'm not trying to overstate this, but you mentioned that you enjoy a cocktail now and then.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Who doesn't? Did you hear me about the guy that did 56 shots?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's. That's a little bit too much. Well, he's dead now, right? That's 56 ounces. Did he die? Yeah, he had to die. Oh, yeah, he's dead. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lawsuit. Now.

[Chick McGee]

When I was a kid, probably about 15 or 16, one of our friends, Danny, I won't say his last name, he took a bottle of vodka and drank the whole thing down in front of us. You know, just like, watch this, guys. And just downed it. And then he passed out, you know. And then we put him in the car and we drove him to his house and threw him on his front. Knocked on the door and threw him on the front lawn. And his mother comes out.

[Pat Godwin]

What did you do to my kid?

[Chick McGee]

He didn't do anything. He's crazy, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

And how's he doing these days?

[Chick McGee]

He's dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Time now for things you learn.

[Tom Griswold]

Today's show.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a chick story. Did he die that night? No, he did not die that night. No, he hung himself a few years later. Touchdown. The vodka didn't kill us. I'm sorry, everybody. I. I feel terrible now.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the meeting, everybody. But horrible.

[Chick McGee]

You brought me down. Memory miss you, Kevin.

[Christy Lee]

Peace, Kevin.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. I warned you.

[Christy Lee]

You did.

[Tom Griswold]

I warned you.

[Chick McGee]

Kevin had the other great line. You think it's tough coming out to your parents telling them you're gay? Try it with your wife.

[Christy Lee]

So yeah, she knew.

[Jeff Oskay]

There was a time in my childhood for about a year that I drove my parents nuts with, look at you with your big pants. We aren't big pants people.

[Chick McGee]

Stop it.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're hurting your mother.

[Tom Griswold]

Do your yourself a favor this weekend, sir, go online and watch some Kevin Me funny man.

[Chick McGee]

So good.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a guest host on our show several times. He, he would come in and just hang out all day. But a. Just a sweet guy. He'd spent like five years on Broadway. What was he in Kinky boots or something?

[Chick McGee]

No, he was in Hairspray. Hairspray.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, one the of. It was one of those. But just a really, really brilliant comedian. Had a great tonight show.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. But yeah, that, that, that unfortunate moment just sort of happened. Yeah, you were warned though. Yeah, I put out the disclaimer.

[Jess Hooker]

It was worth it though.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. And watch Body Heat or what's the other one? A disclaimer. Disclaimer. Speaking of disclaimers, I'll report back Monday. These are the Aurelioto part studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

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