The BOB & TOM Show - January 6, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - January 6, 2025

Hosts: Tom Griswold and Chick McGee
Featuring: Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby
Release Date: January 6, 2025

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1. Personal Updates and Holiday Stories

The show kicks off with Tom Griswold sharing a heartwarming story about his daughter’s Christmas wish:

"[06:07] Tom Griswold: ...she wanted a C A R E O K Y C A R E O karaoke machine."

Chick McGee chimes in humorously about his own experience with his dog’s illness over the holidays:

"[07:33] Pat Godwin: ...Speedy died over the holidays."

The hosts discuss holiday activities, including skiing adventures and dealing with flu viruses like norovirus.

2. Entertainment Segment: Revisiting Bob Dylan

The hosts delve into their thoughts on the new Bob Dylan biopic, "A Complete Unknown," which explores Dylan’s early years in Greenwich Village during the 1960s. Chick McGee shares mixed feelings:

"[12:15] Chick McGee: ...I loved all the performances. Hated the movie."

Pat Godwin praises the film, emphasizing Dylan’s influence:

"[12:54] Pat Godwin: I love it."

Christy Lee adds her perspective, appreciating the acting despite not being a Dylan aficionado:

"[12:54] Christy Lee: ...I enjoy it. Timothy Chalamet looks a lot cuter than Bob Dylan. That doesn't hurt."

3. Sports News: Black Monday and NFL Playoffs

The segment transitions to sports, with Chick McGee highlighting the significant coaching changes in the NFL, dubbing it "Black Monday." Tom Griswold humorously comments on the frequency of coach firings:

"[42:38] Tom Griswold: ...We've got five coaches out of 32 teams already."

Chick McGee reviews the upcoming NFL playoff games, detailing matchups like the Chargers vs. Texans and the Vikings vs. Rams:

"[23:39] Chick McGee: "Chargers at Texans, Pittsburgh at Baltimore..."

The hosts celebrate their Pigskin Picks competition winners, congratulating Matt Hunkler from Centerville and Jeff Woolensack from Warren, Ohio:

"[25:55] Chick McGee: ...Wow."

4. Chess Scandal: Allegations of Cheating

A hot topic is the controversy surrounding chess grandmasters accused of cheating using unconventional methods. Tom Griswold discusses allegations that Yan Cheng used Morse code via anal beads to communicate moves:

"[86:35] Chick McGee: ...Shove Morse code up your ass."

Josh Arnold expresses skepticism about the feasibility of such methods:

"[87:05] Josh Arnold: ...Are you really clenching your anal beads to send Morse code?"

The hosts debate the absurdity and implausibility of these cheating methods, questioning the evidence and motivations behind the allegations.

5. Animal Stories: Rescue Chicken and Pig Madness

The show features amusing and tragic animal tales. Christy Lee reports on a courageous rescue where an angler saved a drowning woman by hooking onto her jeans with his fishing line:

"[141:52] Josh Arnold: ...A dog found her way back home in Florida after she rang her owner's doorbell."

Another lighthearted story involves Billie Jean, a rescue chicken in the UK outfitted with a high-visibility vest to help her safely navigate roads:

"[138:02] Christy Lee: ...a rescue chicken that loves to wander around her village in the UK has been given a special high vis vest to help her cross the road."

6. Public Health Alert: Norovirus Outbreak from Oysters

A significant health alert is raised about a norovirus outbreak linked to oysters consumed at a Los Angeles restaurant event celebrating the city's top eateries:

"[91:35] Christy Lee: ...over 80 attendees that consumed the oysters reported illness..."

The hosts discuss the importance of hygiene in preventing such outbreaks, with Tom Griswold emphasizing the prevalence of norovirus:

"[92:36] Tom Griswold: ...Norovirus is everywhere."

7. Today in History

In the historical segment, the hosts reflect on notable events:

• 1838: Alfred Veil and partner Samuel Martin demonstrated Morse code in New Jersey.

"[159:35] Tom Griswold: ...today we celebrate Morse code."

• 1944: An erroneous mention of Tanya Harding allegedly beating Nancy Kerrigan, which seems to be a humorous mix-up, as the notorious incident occurred decades later.

• Historic Figures: References to Joan of Arc and Sherlock Holmes, blending factual history with comedic misinformation.

8. Fun and Banter

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in witty banter, poking fun at each other’s quirks and sharing humorous anecdotes. Moments include discussions about Raycon earbuds, jokes about earplug quality, and playful teasing about personal habits.

"[143:50] Chief McGee: Shove Morse code up your ass."
"[154:45] Josh Arnold: Think back to medieval times..."

9. Closing Remarks

As the show winds down, promotions for upcoming segments and humorous goodbyes are interspersed with more playful commentary on ongoing topics like the Super Bowl halftime show and quirky news stories involving animals and unusual human behaviors.

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Notable Quotes:

• Tom Griswold on Raycon earbuds:

  "[13:27] Tom Griswold: ...the beauty of the Raycons. You're not gonna be like the guy in front of me in the plane..."

• Chick McGee on the Pigskin Picks winners:

  "[25:35] Chick McGee: ...That's Matt Hunkler from Centerville, Ohio, and Jeff Woolensack from Warren, Ohio."

• Tom Griswold on the Chess scandal:

  "[87:55] Chick McGee: Shove Morse code up your ass."

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers a mix of heartfelt personal stories, sharp entertainment reviews, sizzling sports news, and laugh-out-loud banter, all while keeping listeners engaged with timely topics and memorable quotes.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

Grandmore pre recorded.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, pally. It looks like your girls have dumped us.

[Tom Griswold]

They're taking speed too. Dean.

[Chick McGee]

Baby, blow me a kiss as you're leaving. Blow me, oh, a kiss right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Cause if you're gonna leave me, honey Whoa. I'll surely miss the way you Blow.

[Chick McGee]

Me, blow me a kiss Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

And blow me Blow, kiss like you mean it. Blow me a kiss goodbye.

[Chick McGee]

I really can't remember anything as hard as this. Don't blow me, blow me a kiss.

[Tom Griswold]

Schas.

[Chick McGee]

Some things in life are hard to swallow.

[Tom Griswold]

She couldn't take it all, Dean.

[Chick McGee]

She couldn't handle everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you kidding?

[Tom Griswold]

You monster.

[Chick McGee]

But if she comes back tomorrow, I'll be shooting my wad on flowers and a ring.

[Tom Griswold]

Honey, blow me a kiss as you're leaving.

[Chick McGee]

Blow me, pull a kiss as you go.

[Tom Griswold]

And always think about me as you're.

[Chick McGee]

Going down your list Blow me, blow me a kiss.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll miss her arms and her elbows. He'll miss her legs so tall. I'll miss her neck and her shoulders.

[Chick McGee]

But I'll miss her head most of all.

[Tom Griswold]

Go down, boys.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Royce Camel on guitar, ladies and gentlemen. I loved it when he sang Rhinestone Cowboy, didn't you, Valley?

[Tom Griswold]

That was Glen Campbell, you tool.

[Chick McGee]

Blow me a kiss as you're leaving, baby Blow me a kiss as you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the big finish team.

[Chick McGee]

And if you wanna come home, honey, hey, that's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Just grab ahold of baby Blow me.

[Chick McGee]

Baby, Won't you blow me, Blow me again. Hello. Good morning live. We're back live. We all made it for the most part. It's the Bob and Tom show at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yay, babies.

[Chick McGee]

It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Yay, babies. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold Chick. He's over there at the I Hate Steven Singer Sidekick chair. There's the bearded magnificence of Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick Magee. And you're loud today. And there's Tom. Hi, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the beard makes his. Makes his voice even deeper.

[Chick McGee]

Or louder. One or the other, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Is this gonna be a thing? Are you gonna keep going?

[Chick McGee]

Strangely, it's not itchy like it normally.

[Christy Lee]

Would be Two weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you had any feedback from anyone?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

No one's saying, looks handsome, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Looks good.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Jake, do you have any feedback? I have no opinion. Do you have any feedback over there, Tom on nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Saints, I Think it looks great.

[Christy Lee]

I think it looks good, too.

[Chick McGee]

Tom does not think it looks.

[Christy Lee]

No, he doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

That's all I'm saying.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't said anything.

[Chick McGee]

You. You said something. You said something to me.

[Christy Lee]

You imply with your laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace looks like he was recently released from the kidnapping.

[Chick McGee]

Tom. Tom mentioned he might have proof of life. Ace might have some alternate living arrangements.

[Tom Griswold]

In case you're thinking about moving under a bridge. Pooping into a base can. It's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

It's essentially the same thing that Godwin has.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I know they both look great.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And Godwin's one gig away from pooping into a giant.

[Chick McGee]

And why is that? Why would.

[Josh Arnold]

He'll poop into a giant paid bucket today if you want him to.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you think that's funny that Godwin's one gig away? You really think that? See, this. This is what I'm worried about. You. You're a bu. You always have been.

[Tom Griswold]

That's too bad.

[Josh Arnold]

I walk into the green room this.

[Chick McGee]

Morning, first thing, he says, nice beard.

[Christy Lee]

You know what, though? At least he noticed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a good point.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I forgot his off. And I didn't even notice it.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But yours is growing back, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's all. Yeah. A couple weeks. Yeah. Just leave it alone.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very good. Well, I hope everybody had a great holiday.

[Chick McGee]

Good at that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. I turned my computer around, and the first thing that popped up was my. One of my little girls had sent me her Christmas list.

[Chick McGee]

You just got it a couple days ago.

[Tom Griswold]

They. They did just fine. For next year, I'll be shoveling driveways for extra money to pay for the. But one of the things on it. It's so sweet. It's. See if you could. Do you have a pencil? Write this down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

She wanted a C A R E O K Y C A R E O Karoki M I S H E E N. Karaoke machine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. The interesting thing about this is, to me, I don't think I could spell karaoke or karaoke, whatever the hell it is anyway. But it was so, so sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Did she get one?

[Tom Griswold]

She kind of already has a sort of a karaoke thing. I think she wants a different one that.

[Chick McGee]

Shouldn't she know how to spell words, Tom? I mean, she's little. Come on, man.

[Tom Griswold]

She's sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

That is.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I can. I don't know how to spell karaoke.

[Josh Arnold]

K A R A O K E. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And is it karaoke or karaoke?

[Chick McGee]

It's karaoke, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Karaoke. Okay. Okay, good. I don't participate.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. You don't want to meet the guy who. Yes, every Thursday I do karaoke.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, that's the guy. You want to punch him?

[Chick McGee]

Perhaps maybe you could join me. It's a great way to meet people.

[Tom Griswold]

And, well, going around the horn. Josh, A good, good break.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, yeah. Relaxing and productive.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good. Yeah, good, good.

[Chick McGee]

Not supposed to be productive. What are you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

I was sick for a lot of it, but I was able to get some things done.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Norovirus.

[Josh Arnold]

Who know?

[Christy Lee]

Whatever they had, I had from the nieces and nephews.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I just mean whatever's out there, I got that.

[Tom Griswold]

Norovirus is everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Diarrhea, vomiting.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I didn't have any of that. Oh, I didn't have that.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it's something else.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was more respiratory, but Tom's.

[Chick McGee]

Not aware of what day it is. But he knows what viruses are out there. Nor viruses out.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a big story.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, okay.

[Christy Lee]

He's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Thankfully, I did not have that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was more Christy Lee. Good, good break.

[Christy Lee]

Very good break. Kids came home for about 10 days. It was a lot of fun. So a lot of mo. It is a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of wine. A lot of movies, you know, a lot of.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of visiting.

[Christy Lee]

The new Bob Dylan film is a real joy. I enjoyed that a lot. I don't know if you've seen that.

[Pat Godwin]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

But my husband has some respiratory thing too. He's been down the last three days. It is definitely out there.

[Chick McGee]

Is he just laying in bed and, like, not wanting to interact with people.

[Christy Lee]

Or he's laying on the couch watching a lot of football. That's what he's doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oscar and I were going to go fishing one day and I said, man, I'm. I'm under the weather. He said, yeah, everybody in my house is safe.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, geez. Patty G. Got needed a whole bunch of gigs. Yeah. Some great live stand up comedy. You got any shows coming up?

[Pat Godwin]

I do. I have the big dry bar special on February 8th. A banter on January 25th up in Wisconsin.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, the banter that's called B.

[Pat Godwin]

A N T, R. Oh, it's spelled BA.

[Chick McGee]

Is that like a talk show?

[Pat Godwin]

You think it would be. It's a new apartment complex where they don't like vowels.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's weird. Work in the apartment complexes.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. It's gonna be the cond. Next.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I worked a hardware store.

[Christy Lee]

I see. Assisted living. Next.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever works.

[Pat Godwin]

I got to stay in town.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick McGee. A little bit of Texas.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I went to Austin. It was 81 degrees and sunny last Monday and then it got cold. It was down to 65 the rest of the week.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, that's rough.

[Chick McGee]

Went to a couple of Bob Schneider shows and had a wonderful time. We drove around with the Modi's for Tex Mex. Had a great time.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace, obviously you grew the beard.

[Chick McGee]

I too was under the weather for like four days.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think your voice still has a little bit of a something to it. It's kind of. Kind of sexy, I think, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

All right. About your trials and tribulations skiing. Let's hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, everything went fine.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Things good.

[Chick McGee]

I would love to see the slopes.

[Josh Arnold]

They looked awesome. From the.

[Tom Griswold]

I was in Colorado and It really was 2 degrees.

[Chick McGee]

Now you said it was 2 degrees. Was it 2 degrees or was it like 25?

[Tom Griswold]

For the most part it was not. But no, it was relatively warm as thing. But there were a couple days where it was a very chilly.

[Chick McGee]

And you said you saw the video of the. What is the. The ski lift. Throwing people off of it.

[Tom Griswold]

That was some hill. That was before Christmas and that was not where I was hurling people.

[Josh Arnold]

I've seen videos like that.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a.

[Josh Arnold]

And there. It's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Like how there was a gondola that broke down. That was in a different state.

[Chick McGee]

There's nothing you can do except stand back and watch it.

[Tom Griswold]

There was one more chair. No. Where I was. The lifts were great.

[Josh Arnold]

Everything was fine.

[Christy Lee]

The chairlift is the scariest part. Getting on and off scares me.

[Chick McGee]

That is perplexing. It only defines you. Enigma wrapped in a riddle.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting on and off a chairlift because they have a six passenger chairlift. Everybody has to be cooperating.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody has to get off at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like a perfect thing for a family.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nothing like on a chairlift. You're hovering above the. The slopes and the wind is blowing super hard and it's a little chilly, but it's worth it. It's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Could you easily just scoot yourself off one of those?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, that's so crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

On occasion it will happen.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a. I don't want to go to too many details, but someone was telling me that a couple of dudes were too cool to put up the. The safety bar. You pull down and I guess one.

[Josh Arnold]

Of them was blown off.

[Tom Griswold]

But Snowboarder. Snowboarder. So it's a good start.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever been, have you ever been blown off a ski lift?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I'll bet somebody on the gondola has been.

[Josh Arnold]

You wonder if it'd be a Christmas story type effect. Hey, we're gonna need some firemen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's stuck.

[Tom Griswold]

I double dog dared her and it was so cold. Coming up, we have some exciting things in the news. There is a massive cold front that's affecting a lot of places in the US of A.

[Chick McGee]

And we got the NFL playoff starting, baby. It's the super wild card weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Your boys did well. The Washington.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we're in. We're in. We're gonna see what happens. Yeah, we are in. Ready to go. I saw the Buddy Holly. That's Bob Dylan.

[Pat Godwin]

What'd you think?

[Chick McGee]

Bob Dylan. I. I loved all the performances. Hated the movie. I don't know. I don't know how I got. Yeah, I don't know how I got to.

[Tom Griswold]

This I haven't seen. This is the story of Bob Dylan's Greenwich Village, early 60s.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I just didn't find it appealing. But I liked everything.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it called?

[Pat Godwin]

A complete unknown.

[Tom Griswold]

A complete unknown.

[Christy Lee]

And I was, you know, I've said it. I'm not a Bob Dylan fan. I like his songwriting, but not his singing. But it was, I enjoyed it. I think I like it more now than I did. But of course, Timothy Chalamet looks a lot cuter than Bob Dylan. That doesn't hurt. The lady next to me at the theater was in Newport. When he plugged in, she had been there. So that was kind of cool.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, crazy Alice. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. She tells everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

I met her. Yeah, she was there when the Hindenburg caught fire.

[Josh Arnold]

When I saw Nosferatu, she said, oh, I was there.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you must be crazy out. That's me.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's say welcome back to the Bob and Tom show and welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Ladies and gentlemen, happy to be here. Ladies and gentlemen, happy to tell you that Raycon earbuds are still the best thing for your head out there.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Pat Godwin, Christy Lee putting on her makeup, specifically on her lips and looking like she's going to smooch Pat. Just another reason to check us out on YouTube to see Christy evident sexually harassed.

[Christy Lee]

Pat, were you harassed or did you enjoy it?

[Pat Godwin]

No, if I enjoy it, I'm not harassed.

[Christy Lee]

All right, thank you. I think that is the definition.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it a shame that the word ass is in harassment?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You may ever think about that you.

[Josh Arnold]

Can accidentally harass somebody just by saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, think of other. Maybe we should think of a different word.

[Chick McGee]

You have made this point before.

[Tom Griswold]

Something with the word vagina in it just as uncomfortable. Make it as. Make it, you know, go both ways. I see. Vagina me.

[Josh Arnold]

Your Honor. I mean, what was Amanda.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry. We're off to a Good start. Happy 2025. Whatever this is. Happy New Year.

[Chick McGee]

I'm still writing 24 on my checks.

[Christy Lee]

Did you make it to midnight?

[Chick McGee]

You remember writing a check?

[Pat Godwin]

See you next year.

[Tom Griswold]

Honey, did I make it to midnight? Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't seen New Year's Eve. You made it to midnight?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I haven't made it to midnight. I celebrate midnight in London, England.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's at 6:00 in the evening.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's good. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not when you're in Colorado. It's like. It's like four in the afternoon or something, right? No, I haven't stayed up till midnight forever. Really Because I was skiing, as you know and sure, on New Year's Day a lot of people aren't up there. So you want to get up early, be the first one on the mountain.

[Chick McGee]

Before the get on the Ruin the mountain.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, ruin the slow.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look at. Look at this fellow. I say he's lived under riff raff.

[Christy Lee]

How can there be riff raff on a ski mountain?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there are. There's such a thing as the well to do riff raff.

[Tom Griswold]

The nou re a couple updates. The snow was great in at Vale.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes, thank you. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're looking for some great nipple action, I'd recommend the the coffee shop known as Two Eagles. Jesus Christ.

[Josh Arnold]

Was there a barista that was a little chilly.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God. Looks like she had two pencil razors in there. Not a bad look. It's not a bad look, I will give you that.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you couldn't stop looking.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't. Aren't boobs out and butts are in, aren't they?

[Tom Griswold]

I hate those looks. Every year it's like this is out, this is in. You know something? I'm pretty sure in for me all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

2020 Year of the wrist isn't that interesting?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's not a thin wrist.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a real big wrist.

[Chick McGee]

Big wrist. Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who writes those lists and why can't we publicly beat them?

[Christy Lee]

Del. Re.

[Chick McGee]

You know I could have slept with Della Reese. Did you know that?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I just remembered it. You talking about Della Reese?

[Josh Arnold]

Remember we found out Boy George almost slept with Ace and now we're finding out Della Reese.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. Adela Reese was. What was the show she was on?

[Chick McGee]

Touched by an Angel. You're almost touched by chick. Am I right?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, now, she wanted a taste of the chickster.

[Chick McGee]

Oh boy. Yeah. Oh yeah. That could have happened. Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, tell us tonight. Untouched by a sports director.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we had. We had a review of. Of the Bob Dylan biopic whatever it's called.

[Christy Lee]

Complete.

[Pat Godwin]

A complete unknown.

[Tom Griswold]

She was. And you enjoyed it? Very much.

[Pat Godwin]

A plus.

[Chick McGee]

I did not care for it, although I love. I love that little Timothy Chalamet. I don't know why, but I love him.

[Pat Godwin]

I got, I got emotional.

[Tom Griswold]

Original.

[Pat Godwin]

I cried.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's just.

[Chick McGee]

No, hey, I don't wait four or five times. Here's the thing. I don't like to, you know, critic, but that's just stupid.

[Pat Godwin]

I was all alone and I was in the theater for the first time since Coveted and I had a blast.

[Tom Griswold]

By yourself?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, by myself. I got in trouble for that, but yeah, by myself.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean you got in trouble?

[Pat Godwin]

That's the new cheating. Is going by yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Going to a movie by yourself is the new cheating.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you, you saw without me kind of thing. That's a big couple.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, that is a big deal. Watching TV shows without.

[Tom Griswold]

I concur. We did watch one and I. This is one of those things. I can't really say much about it because it's a very tricky thing. It was on Apple TV called Disclaimer. Anybody heard about this thing?

[Chick McGee]

I've seen it, but I, I, I've seen it advertised. I haven't seen the series.

[Tom Griswold]

It is as graphic. This makes a Body heat look like Mr. Ed. It's this thing. It is from old to older. It is as graphic.

[Christy Lee]

Does that mean you got a little.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you want to go do what they're doing?

[Tom Griswold]

It is. Yeah. I, I don't want to say anything about it though, because it's, it's, it's got a very tricky plot thing going on.

[Chick McGee]

Is it Cate Blanchett?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's great.

[Chick McGee]

And I get those two mixed.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's Cate Blanchett. And it's also.

[Josh Arnold]

One's an insect.

[Tom Griswold]

Kevin Klein doing a great job at playing an Englishman. And I was quite surprised. Sasha Baron Cohen is in a serious.

[Chick McGee]

He's a hell of a serious actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's really great.

[Chick McGee]

He's really good.

[Tom Griswold]

He's really great. Anyway, it's. But yeah, I didn't know.

[Christy Lee]

Series or a movie.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. I think it's a seven episode.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, cool. We'll check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of those things I heard.

[Chick McGee]

Some guy on the plane flying into Austin doing Borax that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm so glad they're still out there.

[Chick McGee]

I thought, I thought it was over.

[Josh Arnold]

No way, man.

[Pat Godwin]

My wife.

[Chick McGee]

My wife. Sexy time. Oh, yeah. It was un, it was like. Okay, you hang on.

[Josh Arnold]

To it, fella.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I got right right now. I did.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't have wrecked. I did not know it was Sasha Baron Cohen.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

And then until I saw the credits. Oh, my God, that. He's great.

[Chick McGee]

We landed and the guy. Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. It was. It was everything I could to so pat.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know, I don't give you too much advice, but I like.

[Chick McGee]

I don't give you too much advice.

[Tom Griswold]

He's telling you. I'm telling you just so things you have a little upturn in your life. I'm recommending you watch disclaimer and you'll. You'll thank me.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, I'll do that. I'm saying I, I saw the ads for it, but I haven't seen it, so I'm gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew nothing about it. I just. She was watching and I tuned in and then next thing you know, you. Yeah. Sexy time.

[Chick McGee]

You have it at yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Is Cate Blanchett doing naughty stuff in it, too?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not gonna say.

[Josh Arnold]

And she's gorgeous.

[Christy Lee]

She is pretty and what a wonderful actress.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now we have many, many people to get to here. Let's go around the horn here.

[Chick McGee]

So wait a minute. Wrists are in and boobs and butts are out.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a new year.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All about the wrist.

[Tom Griswold]

I stumbled on one of those lists and just. You just want to start pounding people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're very soon this year.

[Tom Griswold]

Red is out, blue is in.

[Josh Arnold]

Go to hell.

[Christy Lee]

Who's we anyway?

[Tom Griswold]

Shrimp is out. Oysters are in.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I say? I say, thank goodness these people are out there telling me what I need to do. That's what I say. I can't be left to my own devices. I need some guidance.

[Josh Arnold]

Looking at women's hair. That's not right.

[Tom Griswold]

I could be nice is out.

[Chick McGee]

I could be in the wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Cracking all over people is in.

[Chick McGee]

I could be in the wrong car. I could be watching the wrong TV show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, your car is out. Walking is in.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like the sound of that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I'm saying. Well, anyways, welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Bob and Tom Studios with Christy Lee over there at the Silac Insurance news desk. I guess we really can't review what happened on yesterday's show.

[Chick McGee]

Let's not do that. Let's go into dive. We got a lot of sports today. Lots and lots of sports.

[Tom Griswold]

And your boys did well. The Washington Football Club.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they won yesterday. Well, they were in already, but they Just playing for seating yesterday. But in the nfc the road to the super bowl goes through Detroit. That's right. They will have home field advantage as long as they're in the playoffs. And then the afc, it's one more year. The Kansas City Invitational. That's right. The Chiefs are hosting in the, in the AFC side of things. So Saturday, here's your, here's your super wild card weekend. Are you ready, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm ready. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Chargers at Texans, all these times Eastern. That's at 4:30 on Saturday. Saturday night, Pittsburgh at Baltimore. That's 8:00. Pittsburgh and Baltimore have played nine times in the past three weeks. Isn't that interesting? And then Sunday we got three games. 1:00 Broncos at the Bills, 4:30 Green Bay at Phil Philadelphia and then 8:00 Eastern, Washington at Tampa Bay. And then a Monday nighter, the super wild card weekend. That's right. The Vikings at the Rams. That beautiful so far. And Tyree Kill said he could be on his way out of Miami. He just said the door's open. And I'm, I'm opening the door. I got to think of my family. I'm out. He's had it with the Dolphins and, and I. Evidently you can just do that now.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I, I forgot to mention we have our pigskin picks winners. While we were gone, our pigskin picks competition was up and running. And thank you to Steven Singer Jewelers because guess what? We had two winners. Matt Hunkner from Centerville, Ohio. Once again the Buckeye State has been dominating this particular competition. Matt Hunkler won week 16.

[Chick McGee]

That's not my favorite name. I think this other guy has my favorite name since we've been gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Mean the other winner who I haven't announced yet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll get to that in just a moment. Congratulations to Matt Hunkler.

[Chick McGee]

Standby. It's worth it.

[Tom Griswold]

He had a perfect 16 for 16 win a 500 gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. Week 17 winner, Jeff Woolensack.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

From Warren, Ohio. Now the reason Chick likes this, I'm going to speculate.

[Chick McGee]

Woolen sack.

[Tom Griswold]

Woolen Sack was a famous tape recorder back in the day.

[Chick McGee]

I am unaware of woolen sack.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh really?

[Chick McGee]

That's why I'm up on my Ampex. But I don't know my woolen sack.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Ace, do you recognize the name Woolen?

[Josh Arnold]

I do not.

[Chick McGee]

I'm looking for a vintage reel to reel machine just to have it.

[Tom Griswold]

I have couple of them. Can I. I have an isolated loop Ampex. I have. I have a TX4 track.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how else to say this. Can I have one? Right.

[Christy Lee]

You do not ask the better question. Do you know where they are?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're Ricky's house.

[Chick McGee]

I would like to.

[Christy Lee]

Ricky's house.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Jeff Wolensac from Warren, Ohio. What's going on in Ohio with these guys?

[Chick McGee]

Woolen sack.

[Josh Arnold]

Everyone keeps winning that Ohio Riz.

[Tom Griswold]

15 of 16. And both those guys, of course, won all the tiebreakers. We'll have week 18's winners probably tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

And then, hell yes. We got. We got the college football playoffs. The Ohio State Buckeyes and the Texas Longhorns. And then, of course, Penn State and Notre Dame.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

We're down to the Final Four. So Penn State and Notre Dame, that will be at the Orange bowl. And then Ohio State and Texas, that will be in the Cotton Bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a college professor that couldn't say on Friday night, orange. Every time he said it, it was oinge.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, oinge.

[Tom Griswold]

Was he from United States of America?

[Josh Arnold]

He was. And for whatever reason, that was the only word he could not say. He was a very.

[Tom Griswold]

I think everyone has one. Christy can't say the word. Christy can't say the word municipality.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

And Tom can't say bull.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't say bowl, bowl, bowl.

[Chick McGee]

Or. What's he saying?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the animal or a bowling league? I don't know. Do you have any words you can't say? I do.

[Pat Godwin]

That's two words.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That. That is too funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. You ever. You ever notice the jokes I do about you?

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

About me?

[Josh Arnold]

Wow, it was so funny, it hurts.

[Pat Godwin]

Once you say I do once, though.

[Christy Lee]

It'S easy to say it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I notice Chick's not laughing. Okay, so. I'm sorry, the subject. Do you have. No. Do you have any words you can't get?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes when I'm reading, I go, man, I've looked this up 17 times to see how you say this, and I still don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you love. You have a word you've been saying to yourself? You just. You only have read it your entire life. You're Someone pronounce it and you go, go.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I was that way with. There was an actor called Malachi Throne, and I thought his name was Malachi for the longest.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Oh, sure, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Malachi. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the. There's a. What is the. Oh, God. What's the guy's Name. Oh, Chaim. I thought it was. I thought it was the, the, the.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was Chuck.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was shame. Yeah, yeah, but I mean, it's, it's like the famous thing where the. Remember that the Chanuka request. Oh, Smokey Robinson for Smokey Robinson. You see these words all the time, but you don't necessarily hear them. Yeah, the name is Chaim, not shame. Happy, happy.

[Chick McGee]

Chinooka.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's see now. So we had that going on. Christy, you had a good time in your vacation?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I didn't do a whole lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Saw a bunch of movies.

[Christy Lee]

Saw a bunch of movies.

[Chick McGee]

Go to a New Year's Eve party.

[Christy Lee]

I did. Big one.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. I saw you, I saw you had a tiara on. Is that what they call those?

[Christy Lee]

I did not have a. It looks like that from the picture. It was just from the step and repeat. Oh, I did have a Happy New Year hat. You're right. That's exactly right.

[Pat Godwin]

You take a bite out of life.

[Christy Lee]

I had my hair. I had my hair did. It was a big night.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Here's something that ticks me off. What's that? When Chrissy gets her hair done, I'm in. I'm in Colorado, thinking, well, we could. At least we could watch New Year's Eve in New York. New York. They tape delayed it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, well, no. Yeah, well, you don't want him saying Happy new year at 10.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I do. I want to go to bed. I gotta go skiing and that is some bad, bad television.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Were those guys drinking again?

[Chick McGee]

They were doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's what you want from Andy and whatever, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I want live sodomy with those guys.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's fabulate. Come out. Let's be honest.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, let's take a break right now, ladies and gentlemen.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll be right back. Let's see what the fellows are doing over in New York.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the one's got a balls. That a. That is a cowboy hat. Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Just. I mean, every challenge some awful non entertainment.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't expect them to be so violent.

[Tom Griswold]

They cut these, these jackasses with the hats on for planet. What is it? Fitness or whatever it is jumping. And I have been told by reliable sources, most of those people are wearing adult diapers.

[Christy Lee]

They have to because I was going to bring this up. Once you get through security, there are no public restrooms and you cannot leave unless you go back out through security.

[Tom Griswold]

Good there.

[Josh Arnold]

I just cra.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you guys know that metropolitan areas, they don't let you use the bathrooms in all facilities.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would anyone. I lived in New York for many years. I never had any desire to go to that ever. So do you suppose.

[Chick McGee]

Do.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you hold off until the ball drops before you let your bowels open up?

[Chick McGee]

Whatever happened to the pay toilet? Remember the pay toilet put a dime in. Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Make some big. But forget about this congestion fee. They're going to start charging traffic. You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

Dime's a pretty good deal.

[Tom Griswold]

Dime's a great deal. I pay. I pay 10 bucks to get a. Get a vigorous dump on New Year's Eve.

[Chick McGee]

I could charge whatever they. I'd pay it whatever they want. 100 bucks.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, imagine you go at 10 after.

[Tom Griswold]

Sitting for two hours. Oh, does Andy get a chance to go or does he have to wear a diaper too?

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure they have.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they have their own little facility.

[Chick McGee]

I have to hold it. That's what he wants. Well, on a different note, tell me about Steven Singer. Tom. Uncle. Uncle Tom. Tell me about Stephen Singer.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Steven Singer. Julie's, of course, sponsored our pigskin pick them competition. Thank you very much, fellas. In 2025, of course, a brand new year. Which means Mr.

[Chick McGee]

Wool, sack one, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Yeah. The last week's winner was Jeff. It's woollen sack, like tape recorder from Warren, Ohio. He's a winner. And guess what Stephen Singer's got going. Of course, a brand new Valentine's day rose. Already start thinking about this. If you're familiar with Steven Singer's roses, you know what I'm talking about. These are actual roses dipped in gold.

[Chick McGee]

We swing right into Valentine's Day, don't we?

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's called the peacock. Teal envision a peacock on a Caribbean island with the feathers completely spread open. The color palette 20 Shades of Green and blue. The rose captures all of this and more. The gift of the long stem 24 karat gold dip rose with a lifetime guarantee. 79 bucks. And shipping is always complimentary. Of course, that means free. And it's ihatestevensinger.com. don't accept fakes or knockoffs. Nothing says I love you like real authentic Steven Singer Jewelers. 24 Karat Gold Dip roses. They last forever and many people collect all of them. So here it is. Already time to be prepared. I hate stephensinger dot com. That's I hate stevensinger dot com. Don't forget the jewelry. Can't go wrong with that. Got a birthday coming up for that lady friend of yours or for whoever. Go for it. Now, when we come back, we'll be visiting the sports page and we have some.

[Chick McGee]

You think so, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

We have some very exciting things in the world of sports. Also, we have a death or two in the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Other thing. Well, one of them is an animal. One of them's.

[Chick McGee]

What kind of animal?

[Tom Griswold]

Like a pet famous animal, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Ed Close.

[Tom Griswold]

You're getting very. You're getting. You're getting warm. And we have birds in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Was it Lassie?

[Tom Griswold]

We have vomiting in the news. And chess in sports. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Want to put your pro football knowledge to the test? Then play Bob and Tom Pigskin picks. Every [e-mail] contest. It's your chance to win a 500 gift card from Stephen Sinker. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Bravo TV star Lala Kent holds nothing back on the Give Them Lala podcast. No, I have a very short fuse. Get to know the TV personality.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't need to watch the show.

[Chick McGee]

Because I get the real life version from relationships and motherhood.

[Christy Lee]

Let me tell you something about breastfeeding.

[Chick McGee]

To business and beyond. You are scared of failure, so it prevents you from trying.

[Christy Lee]

This is where we implement a big set of ovaries and then we obsess.

[Chick McGee]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. First day back from vacation and it's those who listen closely. I tell you, it's right now. That's, that's the feeling. I want to be back on vacation right now.

[Christy Lee]

47 minutes in, right now.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm doing great. Once again, welcome to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and the Bob and Tom show starring Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Josh Arnold is right next door to me and I can see him. I've got a little surprise coming up for Josh. I'm very excited about this.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

He's at the Stephen Singer jewelers sidekick chair. Mr. Pat Godwin is across the way. The man, the guitar. Do we have a song coming up?

[Chick McGee]

Up songs doing this.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we have. We have Chick McGee across the way wanting to be on vacation.

[Chick McGee]

Are you. Are you telling me you don't want to be back on vacation? Is that what you're saying?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad to be back.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Get my routine going again.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm. I am.

[Chick McGee]

What does that entail? Like, I, I see you juicing at Three in the morning, something like that, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, this morning at three in the morning, I'd been awake for an hour cleaning up a.

[Chick McGee]

So you say. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I woke up at 10 of 2 to the. This. The sound of the dog vomiting. One of my dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

You have the. The sickest dog. What the hell are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

Three days, three days out of five they're either crapping or vomiting somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

My dogs haven't vomited in five years.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing this may involve some kind of Christmas cookie or something that was slipped to him lately. You know that sound though? You're. You're dead asleep when you're.

[Chick McGee]

Did they were they go to a facility while you're on vacation or they have someone dog sit or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they. We had dogs that they did fine. But I. Unfortunately. I'm serious. I got up a 10 of 2 and there was a lot of cleaning up to do. So.

[Pat Godwin]

Is the tree down yet?

[Tom Griswold]

You take the tree is down, trees.

[Pat Godwin]

Down, the house down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the house is in good order.

[Chick McGee]

My tree's down.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, read A tree up.

[Chick McGee]

No, all down. Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

No, actually, Christy has an interesting story about what to do with your used Christmas tree.

[Chick McGee]

I bet, I bet it's not, but go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's actually, I think. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello?

[Josh Arnold]

All you did was just stop talking.

[Chick McGee]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Christ. The power of prayer. Everything was fine.

[Christy Lee]

Actually. The unsold Christmas trees were fed to the animals at the Berlin Zoo in Germany.

[Chick McGee]

More trees again. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeez, that time of year, huh?

[Christy Lee]

The Charlie Brown trees. Trees. Or the trees that did not find homes for the holidays. Christmas time were given to elephants, giraffes and other animals at the zoo.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know they ate trees.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that either.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't we do. Why don't we do this in the United States?

[Christy Lee]

We probably do.

[Josh Arnold]

We turn it into tank array.

[Chick McGee]

I know it does. I know the elephants push trees around. They like to do that. Remember? They bump their heads into trees and.

[Christy Lee]

Chick, you're right. Not only did they eat the fur trees, but they also played with them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, they'll play with it.

[Christy Lee]

The zoo, by the way, takes only fresh unsold trees from select vendors as trees from us Public people could contain chemicals or leftover decorations.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember when the tiger was in our studio? What? What the tiger's toy was?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, bowling pin.

[Chick McGee]

Bowling pin, yeah. Throwing it around.

[Tom Griswold]

And the thing is I remember. What I remember most about that is you think of tigers because you see them on tv, all that you think they're about the size of a German shepherd in there. Then you see them and oh, this thing is several hundred pounds. I'm going to die. But yeah, this is an interesting way to get rid of the trees.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't believe you allowed a tiger in here.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't. Oh, believe me, it'll never happen again. We had a chimpanzee in here. Then I read about the lady getting her face bitten off.

[Chick McGee]

I thought we had a capuchin.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember the we had a chimpanzee years. There's studio in the old picture of.

[Tom Griswold]

Me holding the chimp. He's inches away from biting my face off.

[Christy Lee]

He wasn't going to.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't there a face?

[Christy Lee]

He was a baby.

[Chick McGee]

TV show. Me and the chimpanzee, Right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't there?

[Tom Griswold]

There was the hat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute. It's bad tv.

[Tom Griswold]

The Hathaways was that BG and the beer.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but that one that had a.

[Chick McGee]

Chimp in it was Me and the chimps. What I'm thinking he was a truck driver. You're no help. Basically. Wasn't Me and the chimps wasn't the.

[Tom Griswold]

Hathaways where they had that whole family of chimps or the marquee chimps.

[Chick McGee]

Hathaway. You mean Ms. Hathaway on Beverly Hillbillies.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a chimp on the Today show for a while, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

J. Fred Muggs or Fred J. Muggs.

[Josh Arnold]

Dave Garraway or whatever the hell.

[Christy Lee]

Me and the gym.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was there.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Never mind. I've got such a good joke.

[Chick McGee]

Who's in? Me and the gym.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Bessel.

[Chick McGee]

Ted.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Ted Bessel was the boyfriend on that girl. Yeah. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And who was the champ? I. The chimp doesn't get named.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, maybe it's. Yeah. Jackie Buttons.

[Josh Arnold]

Jackie Buttons.

[Pat Godwin]

Jackie Buttons.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Anita Gillette was in that.

[Chick McGee]

Jackie. Put Anita down. Jackie.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Chris, you got to find out. Bad Jack, you know so much about the zoo. Perhaps next year they could do that.

[Josh Arnold]

There was an actress named Anita Gillette.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Hairiest legs you've ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

Ironic, really. Turned out she was quite the shaver. Anyway, this. That'd be fun.

[Christy Lee]

It would be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Spruce up the zoo. Literally.

[Chick McGee]

Did I read?

[Tom Griswold]

Did I say that gets nothing, for Pete's sake. Did I?

[Chick McGee]

I did I see that Tilda Swinton is sleeping in a museum.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought a chrysalis somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, she's.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Well, she's on display at some like. It might be moma.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not sure, but CBS Sunday Morning.

[Josh Arnold]

No, let's go this one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She was on CBS Sunday Morning yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

She was about what?

[Josh Arnold]

Interviewed for being an alien?

[Christy Lee]

Well, she was up for one of the awards at the Golden Globes.

[Tom Griswold]

Know.

[Christy Lee]

Is she. Yes. Sleeps in a glass box for art. You're exactly right. In the moma lobby in the moma.

[Josh Arnold]

What a weirdo.

[Chick McGee]

She really is. Asleep in a glass box in the mobile library today. Yeah. 12. What was that? 12 hours ago? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a long way from Michael Clayton.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she's great, Michael. Man, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't she win an Academy Award for.

[Pat Godwin]

That first Academy Award?

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. The TV show the Hathaways. What a cast. The great Jack Weston. I do love so Funny Peggy Cass. You'd recognize Mary Grace Canfield. You would recognize her. If you saw her, you'd go, oh, yeah, her. And there's a bunch of chimpanzees in this picture.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

It says the Hathaways, a situation comedy on ABC in 1961. They were the parents of a trio of performing chimps.

[Chick McGee]

Mary Grace. Mary Grace Canfield was one of the fix it people on Green Acres.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Alf and Ralph. Yeah, I think that was her name. She was. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, what's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

Sam? Mel. All right. I guess I'm done reliving Green Acres. Indianapolis Colts. Today's Black Monday. You guys know that we start the hatchet job on NFL coaches Gerard. Gerard Mayo fired yesterday because they need to hire someone with the tangy zip of a miracle.

[Tom Griswold]

On that note, we'll be right back here at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-26-2866. One more Bob and Tom next. Next.

[Tom Griswold]

The Ru Off.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Josh Arnold at the IH Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

New year New rose chick. Steven Singer jeweler's brand new 24 karat gold rose is peacock teal. Get it before they sell out. [e-mail].

[Chick McGee]

You ever hear of peacock? The call of a peacock? Isn't it like.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, I think it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Occasionally you'll get. They'll have to relocate them because they'll be. They'll settle in some nice neighborhood.

[Christy Lee]

I was driving near my house the other day and two peacocks are next to the Road. I'm like, what? What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we know you live far from here, but my God. What?

[Christy Lee]

I'm not making that up. There were two peacocks right on the side of the road.

[Tom Griswold]

The peacock is, of course, the male Pat Godwin. You know what the lady of the house is called? I do not.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

The pea hen.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

You would think it would be something else, but it's not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I had over the. You know what I had over the weekend?

[Josh Arnold]

Fresh peacock.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Fresh eggs from Haywood Banks.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know he could lay eggs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes. You haven't heard his last album.

[Christy Lee]

Did he Stay House?

[Tom Griswold]

Just kidding.

[Chick McGee]

How did you get. Do you have to.

[Josh Arnold]

I, too, have had fresh eggs from.

[Tom Griswold]

Haywood, and they're multicolored.

[Chick McGee]

How do you. How do you get the fresh eggs? Does he deliver them?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was passing through and he went over to my house.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they were eggs from a store. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Gigantic Y. I loved them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they were just delicious. Did you have them with toast?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you know, some. I did not.

[Josh Arnold]

Not.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't even have a toaster.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I know someone who has one.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a little dented.

[Pat Godwin]

He has about 40 of them.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have a toaster?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if there's wine ever. I don't eat toast. I mean. No, I mean, I'll eat it. I just.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't get up in the morning and make toast.

[Josh Arnold]

Toast is one of my favorite food. Sourdough toast.

[Chick McGee]

What about a bagel?

[Tom Griswold]

You put a.

[Chick McGee]

Put a bagel in there? No.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they sell bagels at stores. That's where I get them.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, but you take it home and toast it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. You eat it right there. They make it up for you. It's the best.

[Christy Lee]

Do you ever cook? You cook, though?

[Tom Griswold]

I cook all the time. But there's certain things I don't. I don't make. I don't make my own coffee. I.

[Chick McGee]

You don't make your own bagel.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't make my own toast now.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But in any. In any event, it was great to have those nice eggs from Haywood, and it was a beautiful situation. I didn't. Didn't have to actually see him.

[Josh Arnold]

House.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I didn't know this would. Well, this is an angle. I might be interested in eggs.

[Christy Lee]

So Haywood has a key to your house?

[Pat Godwin]

He has a new address.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course he does.

[Christy Lee]

Of course he does.

[Tom Griswold]

He. It was fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute. Is that True. He really does have a key to your house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So he calls me up and he. He calls me up.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I'm literally. I'm literally on a chairlift. You know, I'm skiing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he goes, hey, listen, I got these eggs I want to drop off. Okay. Okay. Then he goes, I can't find your refrigerator. Well, it wasn't hidden.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, do you have one of those that looks like cabbage?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

M. Myra, you can't tell which is the refrigerator if you don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Kelly didn't allow ha to be rummaging around your house.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way she knows Haywood back has a key to your house.

[Tom Griswold]

But they were fresh eggs. They were delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they are delicious.

[Chick McGee]

Get. Get used to this. This. Tom, can I talk to you for a second? Is it true that Haywood has a key to our house?

[Josh Arnold]

And that's nice that he put them in the fridge? Don't most people drive by your house and just throw the eggs at.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I'm Mr. Godwin. Yes, I know you've got a couple gigs coming up. Oh, you want to explain to me where they are?

[Pat Godwin]

February 8th is the dry bar Clean Clean comedy show so clean that you can't even say my last name when they introduced me. That's unclean. It is. You can't use the Lord's name in vain. In fact, I had to take hell out of my campfire song that I was gonna do. It's a very clean show. That's what I'm preparing for all month.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to play us a sample?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Maybe we'd have a song right now, right up front.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know if you guys know this, but no one does voicemail greetings anymore. Did you know that?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, so I asked some of the younger people that were at the shows over the holidays, and no one does a voicemail greeting. And every year, I typically will do a voicemail greeting greeting just so how people know I'm doing so.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, I'll do.

[Pat Godwin]

This is called voicemail greeting.

[Chick McGee]

So this really isn't anything that we would use anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

I use it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the whole point.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And if you'd like to use it, I'm going to count it down. 3, 2. I won't say the one. You can record it at home right now. 3, 2. I'm not available right now. Thank you for calling. I've been made some changes in my life to keep from falling apart. So please Leave your message at the sound of the beep. Cause I'm away from the phone or fast asleep and if I don't return your call, then you're one of the changes. That's all totally clean. There you go. I got 12 seconds. Seconds now?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you still gotta work on the other 40.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you're notice that no matter. Anytime you call any one of these lines these days, it's always first of all your message is important to me. Well, if it's so important, you would have answered the phone. But the other one is we have.

[Chick McGee]

We have.

[Tom Griswold]

We have changed.

[Chick McGee]

That's like bad salesman logic.

[Tom Griswold]

We have changed our. We have changed our menu. You never noticed that none of them, it's ever the same. Oh, I called last week. I just probably hit two to get to a human being. No, we've changed our menu. Which will force you to listen to it again. And they got something going on there. That's how that works. Just asking.

[Christy Lee]

Do you leave voicemails anymore?

[Tom Griswold]

Very rarely. And I never, I almost never listened to mine.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know you're not supposed to. If you're texting with someone. It's a broach, a breach of protocol if you call them while you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless you say, can you take a phone call?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't even think that.

[Tom Griswold]

I do that all the time. When I want to talk to you, I will text. I will text you. Call me at your convenience.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, hey, by the way, we're not 14 year old girls. Me, I call you.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I said that very thing to you.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. All I heard was you were trying to hook up with a 14 year old girl. I thought. Oh, this is really awful. Yeah, I don't think you take her to the dry bar. The jokes aren't dirty. Text.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want a paper trail.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't like to. Call me when you get a chance. When it comes from you or something. Always throws me a little bit. You don't call me.

[Chick McGee]

One of these days he's going to tell me that I'm just not going to call him back.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not good news.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's not convenient. See how it takes that I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm putting in the ball in your court. I have. I have some information that you might find valuable. Call me at your convenience.

[Chick McGee]

You've never, you've. That's never happened. You've never told me anything worthwhile in 40 years. Everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Blanket.

[Chick McGee]

Everything that I've Heard or anything important. I always hear third or fourth hand. Because you like to keep secrets. Correct me if I'm wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. It's too much information out there. Most of it wrong. Now it's time to turn back to the sports page. I gotta congratulate once again Matt Hunkler of Centerville, Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

What about the scrotum guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Week 16 winner. The scrotum guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, geez. I apologize. The entire woollen sack family. I'm sure they've those melon balls.

[Josh Arnold]

They know all the little woolen sacks.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have a name like Woolen Sack and not aware that you're. Yeah. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got a thick skin.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You got somebody, you have to have knit underwear. There's one of them. Jeff Wolensac from Warren, Ohio, was our winner for week 17.

[Chick McGee]

Have you tried wool underwear? It's really comfortable. No, I'm wearing wool long johns today.

[Tom Griswold]

No worries.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet those are warm.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. Great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm considering changing underwear brands.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you wear long johns on the slope when you're skiing?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

What kind of course? Looking to get a pair for Jimmy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I forget what they're called.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, Hanes. Just get Hanes. You find Long John?

[Tom Griswold]

You. Oh, I may. Maybe they do. I don't know. You want to get something that is. They call it wicking.

[Christy Lee]

Wicking?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is this your way?

[Josh Arnold]

The liquid.

[Chick McGee]

Can I ask you a qu. Is this your way to get Tom to buy your son?

[Pat Godwin]

He said he was going to buy the bibs.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. I was bring it up on the air.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's got. Tom's gonna outfit this kid who's gonna ski for 10 minutes and go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Have some fun scan. It'd be good for him. Now we have lost our chance to find out about the world of sports. We'll have to come back with it.

[Christy Lee]

We also have to talk about. You lost the gecko.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Speedy died over the holidays.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry to hear it.

[Pat Godwin]

Leopard gecko.

[Chick McGee]

Was it murder?

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Pat Godwin]

No, he. I.

[Josh Arnold]

They're still investigation.

[Pat Godwin]

He was attached to the iv. He had the gout. He died of the gout?

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Pat Godwin]

We did a little fuel. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

How big was this lizard?

[Pat Godwin]

About that. Yay big.

[Tom Griswold]

That's radio.

[Josh Arnold]

About four inches.

[Chick McGee]

Six inches.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry, I'm still in mourning. I don't have mine.

[Chick McGee]

And you had him hooked up to an IV? It was 4 inches long.

[Tom Griswold]

My crayfish is still alive. We got that going.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank goodness for that.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have him hooked up to an ivy tv?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's got a, like a giant tank and yeah. Feed him these. I feed him these cray wish crayfish.

[Christy Lee]

Where did you get a crayfish?

[Chick McGee]

You have a pet crayfish?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was one of those things where my nine year old daughter volunteered and I thought it was just for like a couple of days and yeah, two aquariums and several hundred dollars later I got a crayfish in the, in the craft room.

[Josh Arnold]

Very strange.

[Pat Godwin]

What do they eat?

[Tom Griswold]

These pellets and they actually eat. Yeah, you can give them lettuce, hamburger.

[Pat Godwin]

Apparently they don't like the bun.

[Chick McGee]

They like Big Macs, they're on accurate keto. Big Macs and fries. If you, as a matter of fact you give them a Big Mac they'll look up and go where's the fries?

[Tom Griswold]

He always looks, always looks angry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

They got those pincers up.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you been pinced?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you? No. No I won't. The only time I had to touch the thing, I went down to the kitchen and I got a pair of tongs, you know the really long ones you use for grilling and I reached grab the thing and I'm not going to touch that.

[Chick McGee]

Do yourself a favor, look up crabs with knives and on the Internet. The videos are hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this guy's a crayfish.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

And according to the guy at the store, I went, I took a picture of him to said what do I feed this thing? And the guy goes, first of all, that's a invasive creature that shouldn't be in America.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to talk to that guy either.

[Tom Griswold]

He was very nice. One thing I want to do is listen to some great music on my Raycon earbuds. Is that Cor?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have Mayo in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Mayo. Nays, no mayo.

[Tom Griswold]

Jared Mayo. Also, we have some very exciting, very exciting stuff coming up in the world of news, featuring critters both dead and alive. And same for the humans in the news. It's all happening here in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Clear as mud. Perfect, Tom. Thank you. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Christy and Josh and Ace Pat. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. I, I have something for you and Josh, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good. What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Well, evidently I got you guys wrong size hats.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the new ones came in for, for Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

So apparently it became my job to get you the right size hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it was one of those things where I felt bad.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it's the second year in a row I had to, I got somebody the wrong here, you could do that. I'll go. Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I would have been happy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I offered.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, you did that offering. You go. Well, I could, I could do it is what you said.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So here.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Wonderful, wonderful St. Louis.

[Chick McGee]

I got you a different Browns hat. It's khaki. I know you like khaki.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Nice throw.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much. I, I thank you. Oh, I'm pumped, man. Thanks very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is very nice. Like Cleveland Browns cat.

[Chick McGee]

So you don't forget.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh, get two.

[Josh Arnold]

Now this one's a little too small.

[Chick McGee]

I like him twice. I like, I, I don't, I just gotta, I got the only size they had, so anything you, if you don't wear it, you can burn.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, look at that. That's nice.

[Christy Lee]

That's nice too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's good.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, no, it's much better.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that looks good on you. That is very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Good color.

[Christy Lee]

Sophie said thank you for the hat, by the way, because she took the hat you got me for Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what did I get you for Christmas?

[Christy Lee]

The Indianapolis Colts. Backwards words in the front of the hat.

[Tom Griswold]

You look in the mirror and I.

[Christy Lee]

Don'T have it anymore. My daughter took.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, now it's a time to move forward here. Speaking of sports, we have Chick and.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Ursay intends to bring back longtime general manager Chris Ballard and coach Shane Steichen for another season. Or say made that announcement in a letter to fans on the socials. India, of course, struggled late the season, missed the playoffs for a fourth straight year. Year leading speculation both guys could lose their jobs. Colts finish 89 Fans chanted lustily Fire Ballard at yesterday's game 2623 overtime victory over Jacksonville. Ursay says he understands fans clamoring for changes, but he believes Ballard and Stichen give the Colts the best chance of being successful next season. So there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what did you call today? Black Monday.

[Chick McGee]

Black Monday. This is traditionally when a lot of NFL coaches get fucked. What do we have? The Saints lost their coach, the jets, the Patriots, and I'm forgetting. Oh, the Bears fired Eber Flutes. Did not fire Andy Reid.

[Josh Arnold]

A very bold move.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's like punting on first down. That is a bold.

[Chick McGee]

So already we got four coaches. The Patriots fired their head coach Gerard Mayo after one season and that means means they have their next coach. Has to be the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course, maybe they'll get him from.

[Chick McGee]

Mayo, Mayo, nays from Duke. Cleveland Browns fired offensive coordinator Ken Dorsey and offensive line coach Andy Dickerson following their 3 and 14 season. They did not fire their head coach Kevin Stefanski because he's just too good looking.

[Josh Arnold]

He's Stefanski.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen Stefan already?

[Christy Lee]

I gotta look at him.

[Chick McGee]

He's dreamy. He's as dreamy as the. Oh, and guess what else? As our season winds down, Aaron Rodgers is saying he doesn't know if he's going to pl.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'd like to hear about an hour and a half on this.

[Chick McGee]

For the fifth year in a row, he doesn't know if he's gonna play next year and now he's going to go do Propofol with the Hindus.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's. That's the big appeal of Hinduism.

[Chick McGee]

Hindu.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I didn't realize that till I.

[Chick McGee]

Let's shoot him up.

[Tom Griswold]

I got to got to huff some Indian Propofil. I'll tell you what, that is a.

[Chick McGee]

Deep sleep, as Chick McGee often says.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Michael Jackson was on. He was on to something.

[Chick McGee]

Smoking some salmon. I don't know what happened there. And get a load of this former broadcaster. I think he's retired. He's not on a show that I'm aware of other than his social skip Bayless is included in a bombshell lawsuit by a former Fox Sports hairdresser Over the weekend, this woman filed a lawsuit claiming that Bayless and a Fox News executive sexually harassed her at work.

[Josh Arnold]

Learn to take a copy compliment.

[Chick McGee]

What did I say? Remember this lady?

[Josh Arnold]

Did you say I'd be on the wrong side of this?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This lady says she worked at fox Sports from 2012 through last August. Made a series of troublesome allegations in a 42 page lawsuit obtained by outlets Fox Sports executive Vice president Charlie Dixon and Bayless and Also Fox Sports 1 host, host Joy Taylor all listed as defendants in the suit filed in la. The woman alleges that Dixon, the head of content for FS1, grabbed her buttocks at a birthday party in West Hollywood. When she related wow.

[Tom Griswold]

In West Hollywood. And there wasn't a guy when she.

[Chick McGee]

Relate she turned around and he went.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry, I thought you were a man.

[Tom Griswold]

When she told you're grabbing asses in West Highland. It's usually man to man. All right.

[Chick McGee]

When she told Joy Taylor about the encounter, the Fox host allegedly told her to get over it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Chick McGee]

In the lawsuit the woman's claim Bayless then offered her $1.5 million to sleep with him.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Hang on a second. Hold everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Skip, is that up for anybody?

[Tom Griswold]

And she turned it down. I'll sleep with Skip Bayless for 150. I got.

[Chick McGee]

I got bills to pay. Wait a minute. Well, 150 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Thousand.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I made $150.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he a handsome man? I'm not familiar with his work.

[Chick McGee]

He's odd looking. Yeah. Let's see. The suit alleges that Bayless began giving the woman lingering hugs and kisses on the cheek while putting his body against her and pressing against her breast.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. So no, he gave her a hug?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Well, it sounds a little lingering.

[Chick McGee]

He's a handsome.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a handsome looking, very fit looking guy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that. Well, he's certainly not overweight.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

That's good for him.

[Tom Griswold]

This picture, he's at the gym in this photograph.

[Chick McGee]

Well, she also claims she told Bayless that she was suffering from ovarian cancer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Chick McGee]

After developing issues with her left ovary in an effort to halt his advance.

[Josh Arnold]

And what kind thing did he say instead?

[Chick McGee]

Bayless became more aggressive over the years. According to the lawsuit.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll only massage the right one.

[Chick McGee]

That he allegedly offered her 1.5 million. He's saying I can change your life. I could change your life, Skip. You can change my life if you'd like to.

[Tom Griswold]

150.

[Chick McGee]

150150 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he's just a. Never mind. So there you go. That's your. That's your eye opener.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Blake Lively involved in this? Well, do I have to read about that anymore?

[Chick McGee]

Chuckle, chuckle.

[Josh Arnold]

Ch. You know, you never had to read about it. You. You chose to.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. It's every magazine.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that means you just.

[Chick McGee]

Is there somebody standing behind you holding your head?

[Josh Arnold]

Read it.

[Tom Griswold]

Read it.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Tamiko Ituka.

[Tom Griswold]

I took, you know, something before the show.

[Chick McGee]

You took a bus here?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I took a dump. He wasn't going.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. I was on the bus.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's a. That's a great holiday.

[Chick McGee]

Tomiko.

[Tom Griswold]

To drop a deuce and a Greyhound on my way to the Grand Canyon so I could jump in.

[Chick McGee]

Can you.

[Pat Godwin]

What's going on?

[Chick McGee]

I guess there. There are actual bathrooms on buses.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

You think somebody's taking a dump off the edge of the Grand Canyon because you can get.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You can get to any edge you want, you know, some mud falcons.

[Chick McGee]

I say yes. I say absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Why were they tethered to something? Just in case.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't. I, I. When I went to the. What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

You're doing Reagan.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Well, I. Nancy said I could poop here.

[Chick McGee]

She told me. I assured me that I was in my bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

This is almost the same size as.

[Christy Lee]

The Oval Office when you have to have a buddy to kind of hold you on.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, you couldn't do that by yourself.

[Pat Godwin]

People are crazy at the Grand Canyon.

[Josh Arnold]

Am I right?

[Pat Godwin]

They're not.

[Josh Arnold]

Believe how close you could get. I mean, you could. You can just walk off.

[Pat Godwin]

We could fall.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

People ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

But it also makes sense. It's like, you're not gonna put a barrier.

[Tom Griswold]

Do people ever. Oh, go ahead first.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

I probably.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But how many people know Tom? Those are the only people going up there and wanting to do you know, Tom Griswold. Stay away from the edge. Watch this one. Watch her.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Where were we?

[Chick McGee]

Tomiko Ituka is a Japanese woman who was the world's oldest person. She's died.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

An official in charge of.

[Tom Griswold]

She took a dirt nap.

[Josh Arnold]

He leaves behind very. A lot of big family.

[Chick McGee]

Get a load of this.

[Tom Griswold]

How old was. Was she?

[Chick McGee]

You think this guy. You think you got a bad job?

[Pat Godwin]

116.

[Chick McGee]

An official in charge of elderly policies.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he just the biggest bully?

[Chick McGee]

She died on December 29th at the age of 116.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

This is known. She was hit by A bus.

[Tom Griswold]

This is her eyes were failure.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, there's more happen just in his natural the way he. He chooses. He thinks he's this crackerjack newsman. Are you ready?

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The super centenarian loved bananas.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I bet you know you don't need teeth.

[Chick McGee]

And Japanese flavored yogurt. She became the oldest person following the death of.

[Josh Arnold]

What is Japanese yogurt? Japanese yogurt?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's C, A, L, P, I, S. Calpis. Calpis, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what it's called. Calpis.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. I bet it's not pronounced that way, but Calpus.

[Tom Griswold]

C, A, L, P, I, S. Hansel Grapple.

[Chick McGee]

According to the.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a lesser one. Of the California university system. Well, I was going to go to Santa Cruz. I couldn't get in, so I went to Calpus.

[Josh Arnold]

My great uncle used to call me Milk. Give me a glass of that. Cow piss was eaten.

[Tom Griswold]

Not aware that it came from a different orifice. Very simple man, your uncle.

[Chick McGee]

Now the world's oldest person is. It's a nun. She's on deck. From Brazil. Ainabaro. Lucas. She's 116.

[Pat Godwin]

Can I borrow Lucas?

[Josh Arnold]

I can borrow Lucas.

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Lucas.

[Josh Arnold]

Current record holders need cleaning.

[Chick McGee]

1908.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 19.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Does anybody want to live to be 116?

[Tom Griswold]

The cause of death answered prayer. I'm sorry, gone too soon. They can do an autopsy.

[Chick McGee]

There's really a shock when they die right there at the end.

[Josh Arnold]

What does Kramer say? Boy, that makes you think.

[Chick McGee]

Right there at the end. A Belgian ultra runner, whatever that is, has become the first woman to run a marathon every single day of the year.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's too much.

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Hilda maybe ran a marathon every day in 2024.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but she started at the Ladies Te's.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, then we got to note that.

[Chick McGee]

He'S broad. Shaved.

[Tom Griswold]

Shaved off.

[Chick McGee]

30 yards, are you right?

[Christy Lee]

30 yards, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

That would be so boring.

[Chick McGee]

What do you want?

[Christy Lee]

There's that.

[Tom Griswold]

Running 26 miles every day.

[Christy Lee]

She doesn't do much else.

[Tom Griswold]

Hope she had some good earbuds.

[Christy Lee]

What, four hours? How long does it take to run?

[Josh Arnold]

No matter what the weather? I don't know what Belgian weather is.

[Chick McGee]

Did she run outside or did you run on her treadmill? Or do we know?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm. I. Presumably outside, that would be. On a treadmill would be a living hell.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you put a book up there and you read your book.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I guess I'll go through the X Files again.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to find a picture of this lady.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to see her. She. I'm. Sir, she looks like a walking cadaver.

[Josh Arnold]

Sinewy.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Well, I'm six three. I weigh 97 pounds.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

I'm getting a little up there.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. What?

[Josh Arnold]

You can see every vertebrae on my back.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever heard that phrase, a handsome woman?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not really a compliment.

[Chick McGee]

Does her skin look way too tight?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's no good.

[Pat Godwin]

She veiny?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I hate vascular. I hate veiny women. Don't you?

[Christy Lee]

Veiny women?

[Chick McGee]

Although veiny woman with nice wrists. That's what I.

[Christy Lee]

The veins. The ones that stick up.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. You want those? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A stuntman in India earned a Guinness World record by stopping 57 electric fans in one minute with his tongue.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you, you.

[Chick McGee]

This used to be a stupid human trick on, like, Letterman. Mrs. Mr. Kumar Panicker, known as Drill Man.

[Josh Arnold]

Drill Man?

[Chick McGee]

Drill Man. He was on the Italian TV series Low Show. They record. Oh, sure, in Milan.

[Josh Arnold]

Good show.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm not taking question.

[Tom Griswold]

He sticks his tongue out and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what it means. Hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Ow.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta hurt. No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I get caught in there, I would think. But he just. You just kind of go forward and press it again.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you'll be okay.

[Josh Arnold]

There really is a trick to it.

[Pat Godwin]

We've all tried it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you ever, ever turn anything off with your tongue?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

You can be too aggressive a fan. You ever put the tap on the head?

[Chick McGee]

You stopped a fan with your tongue?

[Tom Griswold]

The most fans ever stopped by a tongue was that guy, what's his name, Michael Richards from Seinfeld, when he decided to take up race relations in his stand up act.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a generous way of putting it.

[Tom Griswold]

Turned off a few fans.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a very generous way. Did you see that Michael Richards tried to tackle race relations? No, but I saw him scream the word. What are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

Over and over and over.

[Tom Griswold]

So did he not turn up?

[Chick McGee]

Something about hanging from trees? Remember that part?

[Tom Griswold]

Turn a bunch of fans off.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to see a picture of this guy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there he is.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a hippie.

[Christy Lee]

It looks like Rert.

[Tom Griswold]

He does look.

[Chick McGee]

He looks like Rupert. He's got a My God, his hair is glorious shirt.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, he is.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, you like him, right? With the long hair?

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot of hair on his face, though. Wow, he is going at it, isn't he?

[Pat Godwin]

It looks a little.

[Chick McGee]

How long?

[Josh Arnold]

Obviously, Jason Momoa asks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, very long.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, he's just shoving his face into the fan.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah. How else would you stop it with your tongue?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they should. The fan should be A, going faster and B, metal.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't your mother used to say, don't put your tongue or your finger in the fan when you were a kid?

[Josh Arnold]

My mom never had to tell us that. Shockingly. Actually, that was one thing she didn't have to tell us.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have any. Any hope of finding the first kid who talked behind a fan Running? Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was.

[Chick McGee]

Remember when you did that? Oh, man, that was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good stuff.

[Chick McGee]

A simpler time.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, thank you very much. What's coming up? Anything interesting over there? Christy Lee's. I can see your chess.

[Chick McGee]

Chess and sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

About time.

[Christy Lee]

Chlamydia at the gym. We'll talk about it.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Chlamydia at the gym. Everybody's running back to the gym now. It's January.

[Chick McGee]

Be careful.

[Christy Lee]

Be careful out there.

[Tom Griswold]

We gotta watch out for chlamydia.

[Chick McGee]

That's where you put your hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24 7. Get all the info in the VIP area@Bob and Tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're all here. Christy, Josh, Ace, Pat. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

How's it going, bud?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Glad to be back. Get. Get the routine in place.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

You work better with the schedule. You think? Or do you? Yeah, I mean, you feel better.

[Josh Arnold]

I do too. My problem is I. I need routine. But I want to be somebody who doesn't need routine.

[Christy Lee]

I. Exactly the same.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why I continue to fight it, but I'm much more better with it.

[Christy Lee]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Got to do my wordle.

[Christy Lee]

Haven't done that yet today.

[Tom Griswold]

Connections. All those things. I was able. You can do those on. On vacation, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, did you skip or did you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

You're right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Right there.

[Josh Arnold]

Diligent.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Good.

[Chick McGee]

Good job, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Connections tripped me up again. But it'll happen.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll tell you what. I took to sleeping in like I had never gotten up at five in the morning before in my life.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't do badly.

[Christy Lee]

8Am 11p to 8am I like, just awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Not me. Up and at him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there were days. It was. I. There were. Well, I was sick, but there were days where I got up at 11.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You burned daylight.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I went right back to it. In other words. Well, I guess what I'm trying to say is I quit.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so.

[Josh Arnold]

It felt real good.

[Tom Griswold]

We do have Chick McGee across the way. What's happening over there in the world of sports?

[Chick McGee]

Chess grandmaster Magnus Carlson.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, he's right. A chessman.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. At the center of yet another controversy, this time about his wardrobe. The icf.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't mess with them.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man. You think the NFL has numbers?

[Chick McGee]

International Chess Federation said the 34 year old from north they left the World Rapid and Blitz Chess Championships. He was fined $200 for wearing jeans to the competition and refusing to change out of them. The federation initially set its dress code bars participants from wearing jeans. At the event. President Arkady Dvorkovich said he would let tournament officials consider allowing appropriate jeans with a jacket and other elegant minor deviations from the dress code. This is a story. Mr. Carlson said he would return to the tournament in jeans.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, he's not. He'll play the 200.

[Chick McGee]

Now tell me what's interesting about this. I want to learn.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, the last time chess made the news was when that guy was accused of using the. The vibrating anal beads.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

And that someone was allegedly helping him make the moves.

[Josh Arnold]

There's some sort of code that could be.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, first of all, if you're willing to learn Morse code.

[Christy Lee]

Butt buzzing from your butt.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a butt buzzer? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gotta be.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe that's why he wants to wear jeans.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a weird afternoon. Well, we got your anal beads. We'll start with dot, dash, and then dash, dot, and then pawn to rook. How does that work exactly? But yeah, this was a big story. Made the. Made the national news. International newswire.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sure, it's the International Chess Federation.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's known as Chess Chess Grandmaster Funk.

[Chick McGee]

Now this.

[Tom Griswold]

Or he's a Grandmaster Flash. What's his name? Ace Effort.

[Chick McGee]

What we're doing now is a big story.

[Josh Arnold]

All right?

[Chick McGee]

Are you aware of something called sub soccer?

[Tom Griswold]

I am not.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yes, that's right. Sub soccer, much like a new attraction like pickleball, is a head to head game where two players sit on top of their soccer nets and kick a small soccer ball on the field under the table, looking through a clear top of the table. Just like soccer, the ball is kicked into the opponent's net to score. You can change score limit. Of course you can do a. You got to win by two. This that and the other.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds fun.

[Chick McGee]

But it's a seated. You're. You're sitting at a table. It's called sub soccer.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you nailed it. That is the pickleball version of soccer.

[Chick McGee]

See, there it is right there.

[Josh Arnold]

I would play this.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very silly.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that is.

[Josh Arnold]

It'd be fun to play while you're having a pint, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I could see this at a. Oh, at a bar.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, those folks have. Looks like they have some beers with them and. Yeah, you're. Yeah, it looks like an elaborate game of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Pat. It's kind of like that Irish dancing. It is. Yeah, that Irish dancing. You know, they only dance. They only dance from the waist down so they don't drop their booze.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look at that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Michael Flatley.

[Tom Griswold]

They can hold. Hold their. They can hold their liquor.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she's playing barefoot. Oh, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow, that's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that called now?

[Chick McGee]

Sub. Sub soccer.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a European thing? What is going on here?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It's world sub football in Europe.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

As you know, as we all know.

[Chick McGee]

Our football is not football. You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Well, that's fascinating. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Chick Magee. Finn, would you care to do the outro, please?

[Christy Lee]

Chick Maggie, this is what you fearful.

[Chick McGee]

Wherever you go, whatever you do, always be a good sport. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

On a sports high kind of note, an angler fishing off the coast of South Africa rescued a drowning woman by hooking onto her jeans. According to the National Sea Rescue Institute Institute, the man was fishing along the shoreline at DS Beach.

[Chick McGee]

It's a sea rescue, Josh. You know, if you need your sea rescued.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Call this, call this, I think they.

[Josh Arnold]

Call it rejuvenation off the coast of South Africa.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you hook a person and start reeling them in, they are now shark bait. That is, they're allure.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you. What do you use for bait to catch. Catch a. How old was this lady?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I haven't gotten there yet. The man was fishing along the shoreline at Diaz beach when he spotted the woman in the water. He cast his reel in her direction, hooked onto her jeans and safely reeled her in. The 31 year old woman who had been caught in rip currents while taking a midnight dip in the ocean.

[Tom Griswold]

The sharks, the sharks start. They don't start eating it until 12:05.

[Christy Lee]

So both of these people, one guy's fishing at midnight and the other one's swimming at midnight.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, fishing makes more sense than the swimming.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know, you use it for bait to catch a 31 year old woman on one of those Stanley's. Those things are very much in demand right now.

[Chick McGee]

She's swimming in jeans.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. There's something going on there.

[Pat Godwin]

Something's wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, Midnight.

[Christy Lee]

I'm jumping in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Here I go.

[Josh Arnold]

But South Africa, like great white central.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Don't you want to swim with the great whites?

[Josh Arnold]

I do. Yeah. So this guy will do it.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy sees her, right. And then he's the. Okay. He's the lure out there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Snags her. It's not like he was, you know, thinking it was a slightly used sex doll. Hey, look at this boy.

[Josh Arnold]

I caught a beauty. I. I mean it. I'm going to have fun.

[Christy Lee]

He's pretty precise in his casting. That was pretty good casting.

[Tom Griswold]

Sadly they. If you keep reading, he then he gutted her. Cleaned her.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Could have been worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Could have thrown her back.

[Josh Arnold]

Could have looked at her.

[Tom Griswold]

Throw this one back.

[Christy Lee]

We'll be back with more. We have sick people eating oysters. Not sick people. Oyster eating people.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's going to make you sicker if you're sick. What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have Sasquatchers on the loose looking for Sasquatch.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Nobody's ever said, boy, I sure am nauseated. How about some oysters, right?

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I need some oysters and grilled cheese.

[Josh Arnold]

That'll settle the stomach.

[Christy Lee]

We still have. Could you get chlamydia at the gym? We'll talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it depends if you're. Yeah. Banging some skin in the locker room.

[Chick McGee]

We don't have any, we don't have any symptoms, guys. Chlamydia, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I can never.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

There are no symptoms.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one is that one?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing dripping or anything.

[Josh Arnold]

We could all be riddled with it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We wouldn't know or care.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

We could be carriers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we'll find out. Also, we have bald News and a song from Mr. Godwin coming up. And a very exciting Sasquatch story. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel?

[Tom Griswold]

Go somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk, there's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Over there at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair There's Ace Cosby be. I'm Chick McGee and we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, thank you very much. Chick McGee.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the finest jingles out there too.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah, very.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, if people don't think jingles work, what are you riding in a car with your nine year old daughter and she goes wow. With the O'Reilly Auto Parts jingle. Oh my God, she's nine now. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

During the Washington Dallas football game yesterday, a cheerleader got hit in the head with a kicked football. You want to see it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you do. This is the kickoff and boom. See her go down. Now we're going to show you in slow motion. She's absolutely. Okay, here goes. And clunk.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know what? If you're going to get hit in the head, that's where you want right in the back of that.

[Chick McGee]

And the soft part of the ball at the point hit her.

[Josh Arnold]

And that went as good as it could have gone.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It didn't hit her in the face. Where then you feel like your face.

[Chick McGee]

Is swollen up and that's our, that's our putter tress way.

[Pat Godwin]

I know what's gonna happen.

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever get hit in the head with a ball?

[Christy Lee]

No, that's not.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's in the face. Never get hit in the face with a ball.

[Chick McGee]

Never get hit in the face. Yeah, yeah. No. Do you remember when Pam Oliver, the Fox broadcaster on the sideline got hit in the head with a throne football?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I forget who threw it, but it nails her.

[Chick McGee]

It really like it's not cooling. It's not fun like this one. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we were discussing this big chess news story, right.

[Chick McGee]

Since. No, we're not. We're not going back to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we are. Just briefly, this guy who's a chess champion decided to wear blue jeans to the tournament and. Which is interesting about me. You didn't. The name of the tournament struck me as being kind of interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean it, it's the.

[Chick McGee]

Let me.

[Christy Lee]

What was the name of it?

[Tom Griswold]

It has a football term in it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well the football term comes from something the International Chess Federation was saying that 34 year old Magnus Carlson, that's a serious name.

[Chick McGee]

How many Magnus Carlson's are there in Sweden?

[Tom Griswold]

All of them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's was the world rapid and blitz chess championships. Blitz in Any event, he wore blue jeans and they kicked him out. And then they.

[Chick McGee]

That was. You know what? I stand corrected. That was interesting. Now. Now you're saying the name of the tournament is the Rap and Blitz, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, have you heard this?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you associate the blitz with the bombing of London? I. Okay, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I say the NFL used blitz long before London.

[Josh Arnold]

You think so?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh really? This is London. Someday we'll have football. Edward R. Murrow, the Blitz. Now I bring it up because we had had a story earlier about cheating in the world of chess. Scandalous was going on involving the allegations of the use of anal beads. It is suggested that Mr. Yan Cheng.

[Chick McGee]

Long Ding a ding dong.

[Tom Griswold]

He was stripped of his title. A 48 year old was accused of using anal beads. It says here Yan allegedly clenched and unclenched rhythmically to communicate information about the chessboard via code to a computer.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Instructions.

[Chick McGee]

The guy's name had the anal beads up. Up inside him was. What's his name?

[Tom Griswold]

Their contention was Yan Y A N or Yan Yan Chenlong Clenching.

[Christy Lee]

And they're sending signals to a computer. How is he getting the computer to give him.

[Tom Griswold]

Then it's. It says the return is all. These are all allegations.

[Chick McGee]

He's not clenching, is he? Just passive. It's up his butt and it vibrates. Right. He doesn't have to clinch.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I thought. But the story says he's clenching.

[Tom Griswold]

He's clenched. I'm reading.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they're communicating back and forth.

[Chick McGee]

No, he cannot squeeze that vibrator and send a signal back to the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it says. It says a similar accusation was lobbed against Hans Niemann last year when he beat chess grandmaster Magnus Carlson during a tournament at the St. Louis Chess Club.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, so?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean there's allegations of Morse code.

[Christy Lee]

And now we got two guys with anal beads.

[Chick McGee]

None of this.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

This was. This was a sort of a rampant allegation for a while.

[Chick McGee]

You had me before. The guy who had the beads up his butt was sending a signal back.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't realize there was a two way.

[Chick McGee]

That's not possible.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, these are allegations. I imagine you could clench in Morse code. There's a dash dot.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean that's a skilled sphincter.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. I put a little bit of training a little butt keegling.

[Chick McGee]

I ain't buying it.

[Josh Arnold]

You think you'd accidentally. You'd like loosen things up back there.

[Christy Lee]

You know, or tighten things up, wouldn't you? I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe crap your pants.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right. Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you Have a song, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the whole reason we're doing this.

[Chick McGee]

Damn.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, kids.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, quiet down.

[Christy Lee]

All right, Uncle Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Beads.

[Pat Godwin]

Anal beads. Every chess match I need you small and vi. Not tonight. Beads will be mocha in no time. I stumped. I clench to and fro Feed me.

[Tom Griswold]

Moves discreetly.

[Pat Godwin]

In too far I need the right to see.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that must have been Hans singing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man, that's. What a weird thing. I.

[Josh Arnold]

Very.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we'll see if these allegations stand. But in the meantime, the guy's wearing blue jeans to the chess tournament, so.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't seem like a big deal at all. Who cares what they're wearing?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's a dress code, Christy. You got to be appropriately.

[Christy Lee]

But you're sitting under a table, you don't see the guy's jeans.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there are rules. This gets even. This gets even more complicated.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you hear faintly, you think, something, somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know how loud a chess is. Your.

[Tom Griswold]

Is your phone ringing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, it's my. It's my anal beads sending me Morse code now. Here's another article from upi. It says another player was expelled for also using a hidden camera in his armpit. Odd.

[Josh Arnold]

What is my next move going to be?

[Chick McGee]

I can't really decide.

[Pat Godwin]

My head.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the referee Jean Cocker Knot.

[Chick McGee]

Today.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll take. I'll take the balloon.

[Christy Lee]

Speak for yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

John Cocker not said he noticed the chess player Arcangelo Ricciardi holding his hand under his armpit and blinking in an unusual manner pattern. Then I understood it. The referee told La Stampa he was deciphering signals in Morse code.

[Josh Arnold]

Very strange.

[Christy Lee]

So weird.

[Tom Griswold]

He was found to be wearing a metal pendant that officials said it a small camera in it connected to a device hidden in his armpit. So the camera. So he didn't have to. Because it would have been pretty hard if he had to lift up his arm like this and sort of scan.

[Chick McGee]

Why wouldn't he put it on top of his head?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why aren't these guys better chess players? Why do they have to cheat?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what's going to. The problem here. Have you guys seen the commercials for the glasses that have cameras in them? They're going to have to start checking all these things.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, you can buy the Ray Bans right here.

[Chick McGee]

Record smart glasses.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Okay. Well, speaking of smart, it's Christy Lee right over there. You can see her. She's back against her better judgment. And you'll find her at the silac Insurance news desk, what's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Well, in California, at least 80 people were sickened by oysters at a Los Angeles restaurant.

[Chick McGee]

That's nowhere near the record.

[Christy Lee]

The New York Times reports a norovirus outbreak believed to have occurred at an event celebrating the Los Angeles Times annual list of the 101 best restaurants in the city.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. The guy from the 102 best restaurants that take that. Now this norovirus thing is really serious and it's everywhere. Right.

[Christy Lee]

The Los Angeles County Department of Public health said over 80 attendees that consumed the oysters reported illness and a majority with gastrointestinal symptoms including diarrhea, nausea, nausea, abdominal pain and vomiting, which are the symptoms of the norovirus.

[Chick McGee]

That's them.

[Christy Lee]

Javier Cabral, the editor in chief of La Taco was among the events.

[Chick McGee]

I am president of La Taco.

[Tom Griswold]

This sound like a TV show. La Taco right after Chicago Fire. La Taco. It's not just any taco.

[Chick McGee]

It's an La Taco San Diego Suntan and La Taco.

[Josh Arnold]

So Nora Virginia virus is crazy big right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Very popular.

[Tom Griswold]

Huge. Yeah, it's all over the country.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a similar illness over the break. All I wanted to do for like four days was watch romantic comedies.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I had Nora Ephron virus.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well worth the.

[Josh Arnold]

Well worth able to get over it.

[Chick McGee]

How do I put this?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you were going to do a Nick and Nora Charles, his semi literary Tin man joke, but no. Okay. I cannot eat oysters.

[Christy Lee]

Me either.

[Pat Godwin]

Love them.

[Christy Lee]

I can eat oysters Rockefeller.

[Josh Arnold]

Huge fan of raw oysters.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you taste them? Isn't the whole thing you put this delicious? Yeah, Congealed. Wonderful.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta like it though. Obviously.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like a. I tend to not eat things that I don't like.

[Josh Arnold]

Granted I put them on a saltine with some cocktail sauce and a squeeze of lemon and. But I do like the taste of the oyster itself.

[Chick McGee]

I like my oysters with the cracker, the squeeze of lemon and. And a tiny bit of filet. Oh, fillet. Right down that. Right down the hatch.

[Christy Lee]

People like swallow those whole. Like they don't even chew them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I've done them out of the shell and I have. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that supposed to be a big sex thing?

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

They're considered an aphrodisiac. But I.

[Tom Griswold]

False.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't necessarily.

[Tom Griswold]

This congealed wad goes down.

[Josh Arnold]

So do I. I think it's more of a. If she'll swallow that, I can probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it just like someone drinking some fancy ipa. It's just. No, I have superior taste to you.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I would never give somebody a hard time for not liking them. It's a weird 50.

[Pat Godwin]

50.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I do enjoy them. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I like oyster crackers.

[Josh Arnold]

That's one of my favorite things, you.

[Christy Lee]

Know my favorite things.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you can't tell the difference between an oyster and oyster crackers.

[Pat Godwin]

They're well named.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why do they call them that?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe because they're good with oyster.

[Pat Godwin]

They used to go and clam chowder and oyster stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Oh, boy, those are a wonderful treat.

[Christy Lee]

Gosh, when I was a kid, I would eat them like popcorn.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? What else would you do as a kid?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I. I do have something. The bullets. What? Penetrate his skull. If you aim. If you aim right.

[Chick McGee]

Conversation. Unlike the conversation you started with me today. The first thing you saw me.

[Tom Griswold]

What did I say?

[Chick McGee]

Remember what you said?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you can leave anytime.

[Josh Arnold]

What a lovely welcome.

[Chick McGee]

Right back from vacation. It'd be. It'd be fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Mischaracterized in every way.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly what he said.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick had expressed some interest in perhaps doing it. Doing the show from Austin, Texas, for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And he'd been in Texas.

[Chick McGee]

How was this?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you investigate doing the show from down there?

[Chick McGee]

Let's define a while as years.

[Tom Griswold]

It could be days, weeks, months, whatever we got. Or career finale. Any of those fit in?

[Pat Godwin]

I thought you're doing the show from England.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta do that, too.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds to me like you want to do it anywhere here.

[Chick McGee]

Anywhere but here.

[Tom Griswold]

So what you're saying is.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? And I did it from the house, and I never had a better time in my life.

[Tom Griswold]

So what you're saying is you'd like my presence to define your absence.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no. Not just. Not just you. Oh, it's everybody. Oh, thanks. Would it be great?

[Tom Griswold]

Great in the evening news. Well, here's Greg with weather. He's a huge dick and I can't wait for him to leave this afternoon.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

They don't do that in local news.

[Chick McGee]

Let's. How about that forecast?

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, I think it'd be a lot funnier when they. When they cut to the. The cars, you know, they've got their reporter sitting in the passenger seat of a car.

[Christy Lee]

Car.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

As you can see, we've just gone through the snowstorm here on the west side.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Much funnier if they were driving.

[Chick McGee]

No, they have that now.

[Tom Griswold]

And they'd be screaming. Oh my God. Awful.

[Chick McGee]

They're driving all the time. They just have a guy with a camera driving around when it's snowy and you see the roads. They do that all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

But I want the guy driving to be talking to the F word. Debuts.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're all here in our places with bright shining faces. And you know, the NFL playoffs start this weekend. It's super wild card weekend. I get the feeling none of you are excited about this like I am kind of excited. Are you excited, Tom? You gotta be excited.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the key teams that I would root for are not participating.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, you know, February 9th is the Super bowl from beautiful New Orleans, Louisiana there, the Dome there. And I have an idea on what could make the super bowl game infinitely watchable. People will hang around for this at halftime.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about it does a pretty good job already. It's the most watched television show every year.

[Chick McGee]

I think halftime. They're really. They're really dropping the ball. This is.

[Tom Griswold]

Who is it this year?

[Josh Arnold]

Kendrick Lamar.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I think you're right.

[Chick McGee]

Is it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Lamar, you big dummy. No, this year they should have this. I believe we. We're going to the video machine. It's a guy on a snowmobile. Tom, right? There he goes. He's racing down the field. Watch this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. He does a loop de loop on a snowmobile.

[Chick McGee]

A loop de loop in the Polaris snowmobile.

[Josh Arnold]

That looks to be one of the first snowmobile.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's an older.

[Chick McGee]

It's like from the late 60s.

[Josh Arnold]

If they could do it back then, think of what they could do now.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's what they should be doing.

[Josh Arnold]

You're absolutely right.

[Chick McGee]

You have that. You have the Frisbee dogs. You have the guy who has the Village People on the sticks. You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

You do this. Would you do a snowmobile through a loop like that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I would.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't look like it took a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I imagine if, like a big hot wheel track.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The trick is if you. If you don't get up to speed properly, you're gonna die.

[Josh Arnold]

It looked like he got.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you're gonna have a snowmobile fall on top of your head.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you. You want to get up to speed and stay there. That's also the key.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I think your instinct is going to be to slow down when you go into the loop. You don't want to do that. No.

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to slow down. No. Your instinct is to hit the brakes because the road's ending.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you were to take a contemporary like Formula One car or IndyCar.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And instead of do a loop to loop once you got upside down, you could keep driving upside down once you're at speed, because the downforce of all of the various components of those things, the way they're set up. You could drive upside down for how long, though? Well, the trick would be.

[Chick McGee]

Knowing just when it was going to run out.

[Tom Griswold]

Out of gas. You'd have to have the reverse loop. Sports Extra. What?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what do we do today?

[Chick McGee]

What did I tell you? Black Monday. Here we go. Doug Peterson has been fired as head coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars. His tenure in Jacksonville ends after three seasons. Seasons.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the word tenure, really a robust. Doesn't it. Doesn't it start. Didn't it mean 10 years?

[Christy Lee]

I thought 10 years.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I wouldn't think tenure because it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Usually in the NFL a season or two.

[Chick McGee]

His record, 22 and 29, including 18 losses in the last 23 games. Ah, so that's. That's five now. That's five coaches out of 32 teams. Five already five.

[Josh Arnold]

One of these coaches, you know, if I had better players, I told these guys what to do. They didn't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, in some cases when you. I don't want to get too specific here, but when the ball is thrown right at the numbers and you drop it.

[Chick McGee]

What are you trying to say, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to say there should. They should be able to find the players.

[Josh Arnold]

It'd be fun for a coach.

[Tom Griswold]

There should be an outside body going, okay, that was a perfect pass right to him. He dropped it. Now we've lost the game.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks a lot, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Deduct $40,000 from this week's PA because.

[Josh Arnold]

Of you, I got fired. You all happy?

[Chick McGee]

Everybody having a good time or the.

[Tom Griswold]

Or the more recent. But coach, I'm tired. I can't. Oh, really? Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

That's fair.

[Christy Lee]

That's fair.

[Chick McGee]

Look for. Oh, by the way, they fired Gerard Mayo from New England. That was yesterday. But look for my boy from Ohio State, Mike Vrabel, to take over the head coaching jobs in. In New England. That's. That's going to happen. Do I get a pick like a 2:10 time?

[Josh Arnold]

I think you should be.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Can I do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of picks, Pigskin picks winners. While we were gone on vacay week 16, our winner was Matt Hunkler from Centerville, Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

The Hunkler.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Jeff Woolensack from Warren, Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

The Woolen Sack.

[Tom Griswold]

And I thought you liked the name Woolensack because it reminds you of the old tape recorder. You'd never heard of the Wolnsack.

[Chick McGee]

Like a scrotum fashion out of wool. Marino wool or John?

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff, I am so sorry, but we'll have our Week 18 winner announced tomorrow. And they got to pick against Chick McGee for the exciting weekend coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember my record when we left on vacation? It was like one. One game above 500. Well, the two weeks that we were gone, I went a combined 23 and seven. What, with two pushes. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

However, this past weekend I went 5 and 10.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So now the overall record. 113 and 101.

[Tom Griswold]

Not bad.

[Chick McGee]

That is fantastic against the spread. So there you. No game denied out There. Playoff. Playoff start Saturday. Saturday. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. We have found ourselves in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Bob and Tom Studios celebrating 20 years in this beautiful studio today. And we have celebrated. I gotta think of something here. Christy. The Christy Lee chair is celebrating six months. I don't know. Christie Lee is sitting in the Silac.

[Christy Lee]

Insurance News chair and officials say two men from Oregon have sadly been found dead in a Washington state forest after they went looking for Sasquatch.

[Josh Arnold]

Brave men.

[Christy Lee]

The Skamania County Sheriff's Office said the 59 year old and 37 year old were reported missing.

[Chick McGee]

I've got Skimania.

[Christy Lee]

Early Christmas Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. That's the name of the town.

[Christy Lee]

Skamania County.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what a cool name.

[Christy Lee]

They were reported missing early Christmas day.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't Scamania sound like a new board game?

[Josh Arnold]

It does. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's Scamania. Look Mom. Look dad. Wait a second. Dad lost his spin and has to take his shorts off. Oh, the kids are hiding their eyes. That's a lot of pubic hair. Sorry. I got s. These morons. They're idiots. Heroes looking for Sasquatch and dying. Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Check.

[Josh Arnold]

Check the box for another.

[Tom Griswold]

Two fewer morons in the world looking.

[Christy Lee]

For a Sasquatch on Christmas Eve.

[Josh Arnold]

Those who are committed and they really.

[Chick McGee]

Hate the their wives.

[Christy Lee]

No joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Two more heroes lost to the cause.

[Christy Lee]

They were found in a heavily wooded area of the Gifford Pinochet National Forest.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Officials believe the men died from exposure.

[Tom Griswold]

God exp. No, by exposure. What did Bigfoot flash them? Look at the size of that thing. Oh my God.

[Chick McGee]

What movie is it worthy? Oh my God. That smells like Bigfoot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, it's.

[Chick McGee]

Is that. Is that Anchorman One of the Anchorman?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so. Yeah. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That's got to smell bad.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened to this country?

[Chick McGee]

How do you think that would smell?

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean? These two guys are out there doing good work.

[Tom Griswold]

We used to have, you know, Marco Polo in the world. We used to. In America. Lewis and Clark. They've got two guys that forget to take their jackets out while they're looking for Sasquatch and die.

[Josh Arnold]

Ponce de Leon looked for a fountain that would make him younger. This is no crazier. In fact, this has. There's more credence to this.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

And there's nothing else to discover? It's all been discovered.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

This is important work.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh huh. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

We need to be putting more funds behind this kind of thing. In fact, if the government had funded these two men with the Proper equipment, they would still be living. I mean, it's a shame.

[Christy Lee]

Now you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

So the proper criminal would be like what? Gloves, jackets, a map, turtleneck, perhaps a.

[Josh Arnold]

Trapper'S scarf, maybe some hot hands, anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you try applying for a grant to go look for Bigfoot?

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of grants out there.

[Chick McGee]

It's not a bad idea. And to see how far we could get.

[Christy Lee]

Who do you apply to? Where do the. Where's this grant?

[Chick McGee]

Well, the Conseco grant grant.

[Tom Griswold]

There's all kinds of money out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there a grant grant? Is there somebody named Grant giving out grants?

[Christy Lee]

Is there like a big department that just. Is the grant department?

[Chick McGee]

A grant provider?

[Tom Griswold]

There's various think tanks and charitable organizations, foundations.

[Chick McGee]

Tom wants to work for a think tank. Remember that morning?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe I'll set up a. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to work for one. I'm not smart enough. I want to. I want to start one.

[Christy Lee]

You want to start one?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe I'll give old Melinda Gates a call, see if she's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, right here. Grants. Here we go. I don't want to give the address. Finding grant programs.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been given grants in my life before. I got. I got Pell grants when I went to school.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody helped pay for my college. Probably you guys.

[Pat Godwin]

Hard working American people.

[Chick McGee]

If you are just entering the realm of grants and government funding, it can feel overwhelming trying to find the right program for you or your organization.

[Josh Arnold]

Just put in Bigfoot next to the.

[Chick McGee]

Magnificent fine glass when considering grants. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, they. You can search and choose and. Oh, you're all set.

[Josh Arnold]

See, I'm torn because I want to find Bigfoot, but I don't want the world to know that Bigfoot was found.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Because we need to leave this.

[Christy Lee]

Because you think it would be.

[Josh Arnold]

It'd be detrimental to them? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They'd be exposed, so to speak.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not going to be able to fly pretty soon.

[Josh Arnold]

Who?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Bigfoot.

[Chick McGee]

Bigfoot.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you have to have that thing in your driver's license. Getting a plane coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

This year, finally, the government. The government's been threatening to do this for like, what, a decade now. That star in your driver's license, Bigfoot. They're not going to put up with that kind of crap. No.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of this country, the bald eagle officially has been named the national bird of the United States. I know what you're thinking. You thought it was already the national bird of the United States. But no President Joe Biden signed into law over the weekend, making it the amending the United States code to designate the bald eagle as our national bird.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't.

[Christy Lee]

Nope. It appeared on the great seal of the United states back in 1782.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the seal.

[Chick McGee]

Why can't the seal be a seal?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like. Like a big beach ball.

[Chick McGee]

That's the great seal over slappy slappy in the stinkers.

[Christy Lee]

And in that same year, Congress designated the bald eagle as the national emblem.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And its image appears in a host of places. We all knew this, but all of us, most of us, assumed it was our national bird.

[Josh Arnold]

Does this mean some sort of federal protection for all bald legals or. What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

They're already not endangered anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're every.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

But every one of the continental. On its stage.

[Josh Arnold]

We had.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a whole bunch of them right near here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're really glorious.

[Chick McGee]

You know, eagles, at one point in their life, they have to go and knock their beak off and pull their talons out and then they all grow back.

[Tom Griswold]

If they get.

[Chick McGee]

They get to a certain point.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that true?

[Chick McGee]

They get old and they have to recycle there. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They have to do kind of process.

[Tom Griswold]

If you talk to one in the middle, that is. All right, look, this is my best look. You shut up, man. First you go to hell. Beside the top of my nose.

[Josh Arnold]

First I lose my hair, now my beak.

[Tom Griswold]

Bald my ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it true, isn't it true? Isn't it true that Ben Franklin wanted the turkey?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He really lobbied.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Seem nearly as majestic. Does it?

[Josh Arnold]

But when Ben Franklin was president, Chick, he never got that through.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he have a congress against him or something?

[Chick McGee]

You know, Ben Franklin was the only person in American politics who was vice president and president.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Now, was it simultaneous?

[Chick McGee]

The only one for two weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

It was France.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great question.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

He had a lot of poon dang, didn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. In fact, for a while there, Franklin was a euphemism for the. The female body part.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna get some Franklin.

[Chick McGee]

Let me get that. Franklin.

[Josh Arnold]

Franklin. Now I'm like, Franklin.

[Chick McGee]

He was an ass man.

[Tom Griswold]

This will make you happy, Chris.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of some guys that I know were. They were working on this top tower and.

[Chick McGee]

What tower?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, some towerman.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean, like a radio tower?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, kind one of the phone thing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Cell phone towers.

[Tom Griswold]

Cell phone towers.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And there was a question. There was an eagle's nest.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And at the Bottom on the ground below it. They would occasionally find things like small dog collars, that sort of thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Dora the Explorer backpacks.

[Christy Lee]

Right out here in our park, in our, our field next to the parking lot, I saw a bald eagle going to town on some kind of animal. Ripping it apart.

[Chick McGee]

Having sex.

[Christy Lee]

No, I was ripping it apart.

[Josh Arnold]

It's always kind of a bummer, isn't it? You forget how nasty nature is. I saw an owl grab a squirrel about, I don't know, six months ago and I was like, oh, look at that. Oh, this is really unfortunate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, on my street yesterday, the, there was an elephant. Oh no. It turned out just to be a coyote, but it was a big one. So in any event. So the eagle is now the official, official national bird.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it'd be really bad if it was like the Canada goose. So what if I, we have, we have enough of them.

[Chick McGee]

What if I want, what if I want to kill one? How much it cost me?

[Christy Lee]

A bald eagle?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How much you got?

[Chick McGee]

Got to be a fine, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Are you willing to pay?

[Chick McGee]

I bet the bald eagle wings are good, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Look like an axe.

[Chick McGee]

Eagle wings. Why had somebody started that? Eagle wing.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, we have a tribute.

[Chick McGee]

See, they're not eagles. Eagles, you can call them eagle wings.

[Tom Griswold]

For the super eating eagles. Right now we have a tribute visible. We have a tribute to high quality earplugs that happen to be providing you with earbuds.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, these are actually the opposite of earplugs. These help you hear cool things.

[Chick McGee]

These are earbud.

[Tom Griswold]

Plug up your ear, get some tunes. It's the best.

[Christy Lee]

They also have over the ear headphones. I gave them to my daughter for Christmas and she raves about them. I've got a picture, I've got a.

[Tom Griswold]

Picture of my girls on the plane with those. Great, great. Oh they're so fine. Raycon earbuds.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much for coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Bob and Tom Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

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[Tom Griswold]

About an hour.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello there, Tom. How are you? Did you have a good vacay?

[Tom Griswold]

I certainly did.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

Anybody's clothes a little tight? Yeah, I know. I went, oh, all right. I enjoyed myself over the holidays. Got to get back to trying to eat better.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why you're seeing all the commercials for the gym.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a gym story coming up. But first we had a story about the bald eagle. I was not aware that it was not the official bird of the United States until what, yesterday when.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I didn't know that either.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

It's now the national bird, as it should be. Yeah, of course. And it appears on all kinds of stuff. We've all, we're all familiar, familiar with it. But.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to walk through what.

[Tom Griswold]

A bald eagle is. Chick wondered why it was never eaten. We have to, I suppose if you were hungry enough.

[Chick McGee]

I bet that probably doesn't taste that different from chicken.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

I would imagine it's, what's, what's the word? Sinewy.

[Josh Arnold]

It might be a little tough. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. But obviously they were protected for quite a while. Now they're, they, they're flourishing, which is good, good news.

[Chick McGee]

So there should be enough for us to eat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I, we could talk to someone who knows about this sort of thing. I don't know if they're very tasty. I did eat some. What do you call it? I don't know, non squab? No. Exotic meat over the holiday.

[Christy Lee]

What exotic meat?

[Tom Griswold]

Bison.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fairly common now.

[Chick McGee]

Not really.

[Josh Arnold]

I like bison a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

And venison.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And elk.

[Josh Arnold]

All good. Yeah. That's some good stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they were, they were all good. They, they weren't, they didn't taste weird?

[Christy Lee]

They weren't real gamey to you?

[Tom Griswold]

They were not the, the, I'm sure they were.

[Pat Godwin]

What was the tastiest? The elk.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta Tell you I like that bison.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have to.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

You get bison anywhere anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

It is available at most grocery stores. Yeah, but really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So if I go over to the McDonald's drive thru today and say, hey, look, my daughter wants a filet of fish, I'd like a bison, what are they gonna say?

[Chick McGee]

They'll say, do you want fries? Go to any grocery store, please pull.

[Christy Lee]

Around, go to Ted Turner's place.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the reason I bring it up is that Chick McGee had mentioned he'd like to eat the in eagle. And I realized we have a fine song about that from our buddy, Tim Cavanaugh. Time helps some species, species, species come back and grow stronger. I'm glad one creature creature creatures endangered no longer. I want to fry up an eagle.

[Chick McGee]

Just to see fry up an eagle.

[Tom Griswold]

Use the colonel's recipe. It's still illegal.

[Chick McGee]

It shouldn't be.

[Tom Griswold]

I need to know what one tastes like. I wanna fry up an eagle. My curiosity first killed the cat who wasn't that tasty, frankly. I wanna fry up an eagle. They're dolphin free. Let fry. And the eagle said it's subliminally. They're bald and yummy.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Jim Kavanaugh. Thank you, Jimmy. Okay, here it says, what does bald eagle taste like?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Reportedly like any other eagle species has an unpleasant taste. According to this account, like any other eagle species. This is gamey and old oily. There is a recipe here.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like duck. I don't like duck because it's oily.

[Josh Arnold]

It is oil.

[Pat Godwin]

I love duck.

[Christy Lee]

So duck.

[Chick McGee]

You know how you get down from a duck pat you don't. You get it from a goose.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's. Here's a recipe. Roasted eagle with potato.

[Christy Lee]

So I guess people are allowed to eat eagle.

[Chick McGee]

I'd serve it. I'd serve it with the head.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Majestically make them look it in the eyes on the.

[Chick McGee]

On the floor.

[Christy Lee]

Just leave the white feathers.

[Tom Griswold]

Eagle meat has a distinctive gait, gamey, slightly fishy flavor. Well, it's probably very good and very tough.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably good that it's not that edible there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, so let's move forward here and.

[Josh Arnold]

Aren'T we pretty much eating everything we should be eating? There's nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, right. We're not missing tasty, right?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

We're not gonna all of a sudden find out that giraffe is amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

That we should have been eating it this whole time.

[Christy Lee]

I hope not.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I think our ancestors figured all of it out before we actually. We should thank them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, of all this stuff, I've always wondered, like, who's the first guy that was, you know, decided lobster. Right, Right. That looks great.

[Josh Arnold]

I see that bug that just crawled out of the ocean. I'm gonna eat that.

[Tom Griswold]

Or the guy. The guy walking through the woods that goes, oh, there's a pile of some kind of animal manure with a mushroom growing out of it. I think I'll take this and go on a nice trip or drop dead. One of the trips.

[Christy Lee]

Really hungry. That's all I gotta say.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. I think that's the source of all this stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It would be interesting if we found something, but as an adult, have you found a food that you never had? Never eaten?

[Josh Arnold]

Suddenly there are still a couple that I've never. I've never had caviar. And I guess I did technically on, like, it was on a cracker with a bunch of stuff on it, so I didn't taste it. I've never just had.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't just spoon it out like cereal.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to try it with like one of those. You know, don't you have to use like a pewter spoon or something special?

[Pat Godwin]

You know, the old tin cans?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Isn't there some kind of cracker, though?

[Christy Lee]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

But you're saying, is there. Is there some animal out there? We didn't realize that we could start growing them in captivity and harvest them.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. I think we figured it all.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, you're not gonna find use like a puma ranch with 10,000 pumas.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, somebody ate rat before and went, yeah, we don't need to eat these.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

So, yeah, thanks. Thank goodness all those people figured it out before we got.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember we found it in New York City. Right now they're is a restaurant that serves guinea pig.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, there is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With the head and everything on it. What is the country where that's. Is Ecuador.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that Canada?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Canada.

[Christy Lee]

South America somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was in Central America.

[Christy Lee]

Peru, Ecuador, Colombia.

[Tom Griswold]

The guinea pig is a delicacy.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is it filled with caramel? Isn't that right? Guinea pig?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

What have you got?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, by the way, Chick, real quick, have you tried. I know you love Reese. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and that you love caramel. Have you tried the caramel Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

[Chick McGee]

I have.

[Josh Arnold]

And your thoughts? Because I've been wanting to know, after.

[Chick McGee]

The many hundreds that I've eaten, I give them A thumbs up.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And they have a chocolate lava Reese's peanut butter.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you tried that one?

[Chick McGee]

Double a chocolate. Yes. Same story.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Good to know. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

So delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a rescue chicken and a vest. We have a missing dog ringing the doorbell.

[Chick McGee]

Chicken in a vest. Is he playing the piano? You know how I like that. Well, I was going to get a pet chicken one time and bring it on the show and have him play the piano. Guess who said no, we're not doing that. Marty. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Marty Pooper.

[Josh Arnold]

Literally a block in this game.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. So let's just say you were setting up housing for your chickens. Yeah. You can have the hens over here and, and the roosters over here. And then you would be like a neighborhood. Yeah. This is the hen block. And this is the block. Perfectly, perfectly legitimate way to get that word in the air. You're welcome. Well, coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee. At the Silac Insurance news desk, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold's here.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, a lot of the country is under some winter advisories and warnings and whatnot with snow. Yeah, I have a question about snow in a moment.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm chicken.

[Christy Lee]

Eventually.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this the thing about how they have 300 words for snow in Alaska or something?

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of like that. Did you guys ever. This was like a very old school thing to do. Use a snow shovel as a sled.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And the trick to that is not rupturing yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Never. Never did.

[Christy Lee]

No, I never did that.

[Josh Arnold]

We did it once and I was surprised at how well it actually, actually worked.

[Pat Godwin]

Piece of cardboard?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, just a, just a, just a flat piece of cardboard right down the hill.

[Pat Godwin]

You live in Pennsylvania.

[Tom Griswold]

Have your. Did it have your sign on it? Anything else? It did.

[Chick McGee]

I'll stop playing for food like that.

[Christy Lee]

Stop sweating for food.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I, I won't sing for food.

[Chick McGee]

Here's.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a question for you. I was on vacation in Colorado. Beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Beautiful time. I died. This.

[Chick McGee]

But we all can relate.

[Tom Griswold]

I have new boots. Of course you could relate this. Okay. You don't have to ski to get this.

[Chick McGee]

No, of course not.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, first, so then why.

[Chick McGee]

Did you tell us you were skiing?

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you for dumbing it down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, because. So I'm. I'm walking through the. The streets of Vale with a. After a delightful cappuccino and there is a woman busking.

[Josh Arnold]

$22 cap.

[Tom Griswold]

Busking? It was only nine. Here's the thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Allowed to bust.

[Tom Griswold]

If you stink, you shouldn't be busting.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I feel that no one was putting any money in her guitar case because she was awful.

[Christy Lee]

Was her singing awful or Every.

[Tom Griswold]

Every playing was awful, song selection terrible? I didn't stick around too much.

[Josh Arnold]

I say bless her. Good for her. No, I did not see the new Bob Dylan movie. But was he a busker? Is that how he started?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, He's a professional out there.

[Josh Arnold]

From the get go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He didn't busk.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the most. The most. The most successful busker.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

That started as a busker. I'm not saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, is Ed Sheeran.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so he would be like at the tube stations.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And he's brilliant. I mean, but. But brilliant. This. This woman was just awful.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh? Was she doing originals?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why they were so terrible. I couldn't recognize them.

[Chick McGee]

You couldn't recognize any of the songs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love the snow. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That was a whole concept.

[Tom Griswold]

Drop in a deuce. Hey, look. Stop it.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought that was an old Pete Seeger.

[Christy Lee]

Pete Seeger in this movie?

[Pat Godwin]

Terrific.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it. Is he. Is he embracing Stalin?

[Pat Godwin]

You know that is that. They don't get into that.

[Tom Griswold]

But you're right.

[Pat Godwin]

He took a very weird left turn there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, he was hard left. He was a big Stalin supporter.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he. Yeah, it's was about Bob Dylan and Arlo Guthrie that he really.

[Chick McGee]

That they kissed.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it was his father. Oh, yeah. They made.

[Chick McGee]

Sweet love. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that.

[Pat Godwin]

He wasn't actually there at the first meeting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he wasn't? Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a meeting of his fellow comments.

[Josh Arnold]

I read something that said, hey, don't watch this movie for historical accuracy. Just go and enjoy the.

[Pat Godwin]

I enjoyed all of it.

[Christy Lee]

Enjoyed it too. I didn't know how much of it was real.

[Tom Griswold]

I watched that dust thing on Apple TV called Disclaimer. Don't watch for historical action accuracy. Watch for the hottest sex scene you've ever seen in your life.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom can't stop talking like this.

[Christy Lee]

I know he can.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it is as graphic.

[Chick McGee]

Graphic?

[Josh Arnold]

Butt hot. Is that what you're saying?

[Christy Lee]

Did it turn you on?

[Chick McGee]

Was Kelly there?

[Tom Griswold]

I would never. Of course Discuss that sort of thing.

[Chick McGee]

I think you are.

[Josh Arnold]

You can always tell us if it turns you on.

[Chick McGee]

Honey.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

So it was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was really good.

[Chick McGee]

So we need to watch it to see if it'll turn us on. And we know what turns him on now.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

And there were.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody's watching.

[Josh Arnold]

He's like licking an ashtray. Like, oh, boy. Well, we didn't know Tom was that hardcore.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there is. There is one thing that they kind of hint at.

[Chick McGee]

And then he went right on her chest.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

That was awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's.

[Chick McGee]

Tom digs that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, where were we? I believe were going to pursue more news.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

That is kind of what you sound.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was you when you said it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right. I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

We are in January, and that means people are running to the gym. A series of viral videos on Tik Tok has folks worried about contracting sexually transmitted illnesses from gym equipment.

[Chick McGee]

Gym equipment.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so it's not. It's not from banging the receptionist in the locker room.

[Christy Lee]

No. This hysteria began when a fight.

[Josh Arnold]

A point on it.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know how you get away with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I mean, get. So they're saying you get. You get an STD from. What the.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you'd let me finish.

[Tom Griswold]

The leg press.

[Christy Lee]

The hysteria began when a fitness influencer.

[Josh Arnold]

I love those.

[Christy Lee]

Took to the platform to warn people that he contracted chlamydial conjunct conjunctivitis after wiping his face with a towel that had been. Been on a gym seat.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you well?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You deserve to die. You.

[Christy Lee]

An ER doc who goes by at Dr. Joe explains that while you cannot get an STD from casual contact with gym equipment, it is a good idea to wipe surfaces before and after to prevent the spread of other diseases like ring warm skin war s. You get.

[Tom Griswold]

Syphilis at the gym. You're using the treadmill. Wrong. Yeah, you. You got.

[Christy Lee]

And you need.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't put. You don't put that in there.

[Christy Lee]

You need to come up with a better excuse for your wife.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You went down on the wrong lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

But can't you get pregnant in the sauna? Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, absolutely. They can. The sperm can live in the air.

[Chick McGee]

And live in the air in the sauna. And then woman comes in and sits on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why.

[Chick McGee]

God.

[Tom Griswold]

One always wears a condom.

[Pat Godwin]

Two condoms.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

General practitioner Dr. Suzanne Watts Riley said in almost all scenarios, the likelihood. Woman.

[Chick McGee]

Doctor.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The likelihood of contracting chlamydia from gym equipment is effectively Zero.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially. We all know what conjunctivitis is. Pink eye.

[Christy Lee]

Pink eye.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So. But he said he got it from using the time.

[Tom Griswold]

It would be a great. This might be a funny live skit. Do it a. Do one of those. You know, I. I don't approve of spelling bees. I think they're a complete waste of time. How about doing a spelling bee where all the words are like, Janice, the word is chlamydia. Then the next one is gonorrhea. Because for some reason, all these STDs are really tricky to spell.

[Josh Arnold]

They are? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know why they did that.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'm sure there's some Latin roots or something that.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you spell gonorrhea?

[Josh Arnold]

I always forget how many N's, like.

[Tom Griswold]

An H in there.

[Christy Lee]

Right. E, Double R. E A. Gonorrhea.

[Chick McGee]

Gonorrhea.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, in tertiary syphilis, how do you spell tertiary?

[Christy Lee]

And what does that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not even sure I know what it means.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't know what tertiary means.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. All I know is that apparently tertiary syphilis is like the real bad one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the one that kills you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure if they have a quad or if it just stops.

[Pat Godwin]

There's no silent pee in that one.

[Christy Lee]

We're on this lovely topic. The U.S. surgeon General is calling for labels on alcohol to warn Americans of its cancer risk. US Surgeon General, Vivek Murthy.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't have been able to tell you. The Surgeon General.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that either.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it Vivek Winkle? Right.

[Pat Godwin]

It's always been.

[Christy Lee]

Vivic Murthy issued an advisory explaining that alcohol is a leading cause of cancer and that risk should be clearly labeled.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently, his parents were drinking when they named him Vivek noted that. Oh, the beautiful baby. Let's name him Vivek. It means syphilis.

[Christy Lee]

In Romania, alcohol consumption is to blame for nearly 1 million preventable cancer cases in the US over the last decade. According to Dr. Murthy, a proposal to add warning labels to alcohol would require though approval from Congress.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll never happen. You think?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

You're put labels on it like, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Don'T think it's going to hurt alcohol.

[Tom Griswold]

Would they do it because. Is it Canada where they have the pictures of cigarettes? Yeah, they have lung pictures.

[Josh Arnold]

That's probably fairly effective.

[Tom Griswold]

You think so?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Offer booze. It would be more effective to show a guy Christmas Eve, no family.

[Christy Lee]

Sleeping in his car for Sasquatch.

[Tom Griswold]

Sleeping in his car.

[Christy Lee]

Reminiscing, are we?

[Pat Godwin]

Bat 1994.

[Tom Griswold]

Where is this going to stop? Are they going to put it on donuts?

[Josh Arnold]

Why are donuts causing cancer?

[Tom Griswold]

Diabetes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, diabetes.

[Tom Griswold]

If you eat all 12 of these, you're going to be footless. Footless?

[Josh Arnold]

Footless.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

Every pike.

[Chick McGee]

Just saying.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, when is. When does the Surgeon General butt out?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is his job.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, you can be Surgeon General, but we don't want any warnings.

[Josh Arnold]

Keep your mouth shut.

[Pat Godwin]

You keep your mouth shut.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know that the booze lobby is. They're on the capital steps, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there. There is. If there is no way this is going through. The booze lobby's working hard to keep pot illegal. Think they want this out there? Okay, now, I can help you right now with. With Valentine's Day. I know it's down the road, but why not take care of it? As you know, you may have just learned this over the holidays.

[Chick McGee]

Do it now.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you learned over the holidays.

[Christy Lee]

Last minute is not always the best ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Make that deal. I'll tell you what. Let's just not do a presents for each other this year, honey, huh? And then.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like the way you say honey.

[Tom Griswold]

The day comes around, you're presented with the perfect gift and you go, well, I've got a trip to Walgreens. No, I gotta run to the cemetery.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be right back.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

We have our rescue chicken in a vest. We have a missing dog coming back to the family home and we have a donkey in the news that inspired the character in Shrek.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Dick. Donkey. Or was it donkey Dick? What was that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I I don't see any over there. Not to just say donkey. Know why not.

[Tom Griswold]

We're coming right back. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

[Chick McGee]

More donkey dick.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Pat Godwin, Christy Lee. I'm Chick. Hello Tom. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great to be here celebrating 20 years in this room.

[Chick McGee]

Ta.

[Tom Griswold]

And congratulations. Congratulations. Going out once again to Matt Hunkler from Centerville, Ohio and Jeff Wolensack from Warren, Ohio. Week 16 and Week 17 winners of those gift certificates from Steven Singer jewelers. Congratulations. It's our NFL game. We call it pigskin picks. And we'll have our winner for week 18 coming up tomorrow. We'll let you know. And he will get to pick against Chick McGee the big weekend. What are they calling calling at you.

[Chick McGee]

A super wild card weekend weekend weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

And this season music for it.

[Chick McGee]

Super wild card weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

When you find yourself in danger when you're threaten by a stranger when it looks like you will take a licking super. There is someone waiting who will hurry up and rescue you. Just call for super chicken. You're afraid you'll have to overlook it. Beside you knew the job was people drinking super sauce until the bag I swore on lost and he will bring them in alive and kicking.

[Chick McGee]

There was one thing you should.

[Pat Godwin]

For.

[Josh Arnold]

Super chicken I got the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Now when we last left you we were at the gym.

[Christy Lee]

Well we have a chicken story but.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure we we were at the gym and getting chlamydia.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well the story of this guy there was there's some Internet rumor that you can get chlamydia from the gym equipment.

[Christy Lee]

Which is not true.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't all this isn't there there's one move that you get I you can get sexually transmitted diseases from that one move and weightlifting the snatch. Oh often the often this often the.

[Josh Arnold]

The source of you'll never get it from the jerk.

[Christy Lee]

It's clean.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't this all I'll start because some girl got pregnant and said that she got it from, you know, swimming pool or something. It was all gonorrhea.

[Josh Arnold]

From a tractor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. It's a tractor story. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the tractor story. The best tractor story was the guy that, you know, had his last moments with a tractor.

[Josh Arnold]

Made love to it.

[Chick McGee]

I put it in the tailpipe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. There wasn't. There was something. There was some.

[Christy Lee]

There was some apparatus.

[Tom Griswold]

There was some apparatus on the tractor and they found the guy.

[Chick McGee]

Couldn't break the suction.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming and going at the same time, I guess, was the way to.

[Chick McGee]

Man, that's not good.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a rough one. At the funeral home.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yes. Hey, did you know. I didn't even know he had a tractor.

[Tom Griswold]

He died doing what he loved.

[Josh Arnold]

Harvesting.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. He was humping a tractor.

[Chick McGee]

There was a guy who built a truck and a restraint system for a horse.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he liked to get it from the horse.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that's really.

[Chick McGee]

The horse finally killed him. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a good way to go. I'm sorry, we were discussing what, Christy, where we're.

[Chick McGee]

That's a New Year's resolution. I'm going to leave horses alone.

[Christy Lee]

I just can't. Oh, that guy. Oh. A rescue chicken that loves to wander around her village in the UK has been given a special high vis vest to help her cross the road.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

According to Talker News, Billie Jean is known to roam around her home at the Railway Inn in the village of Cam.

[Chick McGee]

The chicken is not my love.

[Christy Lee]

However, landlady Sharon Brimble said she will. The beloved hen has begun to wander a little bit further afield than her garden. They have since outfitted Billie Jean with a high visibility vest so the coyotes.

[Tom Griswold]

Can get a really good. Really good beat on her before they come.

[Christy Lee]

So they can spot the bird whenever she is out and about on one of her.

[Tom Griswold]

Covered up.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I prefer to cover my channel chickens in barbecue sauce.

[Chick McGee]

How do they. Yeah. Eating the chicken raw. I don't know how they do that. Why don't they cook it up, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It is tastier, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Little fire on that, right? Why not?

[Josh Arnold]

What is this chicken rescuing? It's a rescue chicken.

[Christy Lee]

They call it a rescue chicken. The rest.

[Chick McGee]

But why do they have a vest?

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell is it doing?

[Chick McGee]

So they probably.

[Tom Griswold]

They probably rescued it when it was on its way to the. What do they call. Call that like a not processing, rendering.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever the hell there's a rendering plant.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You mean killing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting ready to eat it, which is delightful.

[Chick McGee]

Rendering.

[Tom Griswold]

When was the chicken nugget, by the way, officially invented?

[Christy Lee]

McDonald's.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna say 87.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That late?

[Chick McGee]

Anybody want to.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like I was alive when they came out. I know I was with McDonald's because I remember they had little singing nuggets.

[Pat Godwin]

I think 87 is an excellent guess.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna say 84. That's right. What are you gonna do about it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. Robert C. Baker, a food science professor at Cornell, invented chicken nuggets in 1963. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

But the McNugget.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, see, that's.

[Christy Lee]

But the nugget didn't take off till McDonald's. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They are delicious.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, you never had a McNugget before. I mean, you never had a chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

Nuggets or chicken finger.

[Chick McGee]

He called them chicken crispies.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that. I'm gonna start. I'm gonna take them back to chicken crispies.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Went to Kentucky Fried Chicken. You never got nuggets?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

A missing dog found her way back to her home.

[Chick McGee]

McDonald's created the recipe for Chicken McNuggets in 1979.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but they weren't available worldwide until 1983. I was a year old off.

[Tom Griswold]

You were very good.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a bright young man.

[Christy Lee]

You are a bright young man. Missing doc found her way back to her home in Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

Back to this chicken thing. I mean, this is like, to me putting a bright yellow vest on this wandering chicken. This is like if you're parked illegally, you put your flashers on so the cops can see you easier. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, this makes perfect sense.

[Christy Lee]

You don't want to hit the chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but people don't. You don't want to accidentally run over a chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

But isn't the coyote gonna see the chicken?

[Josh Arnold]

The coyote would probably not even recognize it as a chicken if the vest is on.

[Tom Griswold]

So the coyote sees it, he goes, hey, look. That. That. That road pylon is walking. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

That's probably closer to what the coyote would think.

[Christy Lee]

Do they have coyotes in the uk?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, riddled with them, are they? Just the gray wolves, but over there, they call them fur fangs. Isn't that interesting?

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen any birthangs this morning? They'll say.

[Pat Godwin]

They'll say.

[Christy Lee]

Are you ready for the missing dog story now?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Found her way back home in Florida after she rang her owner's doorbell.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought you're gonna say neck.

[Christy Lee]

The Four year old German shepherd husky mix named Athena escaped from her home in Green Cove Springs in mid December. Her owner, Brooke Clark Comer shared missing dog ads and followed up on every alert they received, but to no avail. On Christmas Eve, Ms. Comer said she got a ring notification showing Athena ringing her doorbell. After a week on the run, Athena is now scheduled for a full exam, flea and tick treatment and a microchip. It was a Christmas miracle.

[Josh Arnold]

Ringing her doorbell.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, or was it just on the porch? Does anybody believe the dog walked up and rang the door? Doorbell?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, they can't knock. They don't have a hand.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's more likely that they would butt the door with their hand.

[Christy Lee]

Scratch. My dogs scratch at the door.

[Pat Godwin]

Scratching.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

They get the door thing. They know what's going on.

[Josh Arnold]

The dog doesn't just know to ring the doorbell unless you train it. And if you train a dog during the doorbell, you're asking for it to leave for a week or so every now and again. I hate this story.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's sweet.

[Christy Lee]

I love that you hate it.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a nice Christmas Eve story.

[Tom Griswold]

Say what time of day it was?

[Chick McGee]

Late afternoon. Who cares? Curious.

[Josh Arnold]

What time of day?

[Tom Griswold]

3:00Am oh, it's those Jehovah's Witnesses again.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they come at 3am a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. We know it's 3am but are you sure that.

[Josh Arnold]

But have you heard the good news.

[Christy Lee]

That they know your home?

[Josh Arnold]

I've never had a Jehovah's Witness visit my home.

[Christy Lee]

I have. I've let him in, had coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Talk a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's just stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

I have Jehovah's Witness protection. He's away. I'm sorry, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's not.

[Christy Lee]

Have you had the Mormon kids come to your door ever?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they in the suits? Yeah, I've seen them walking around, but all the time. I've never had them.

[Chick McGee]

If I don't know him, I don't answer the door. Why aren't or aren't you people like this? Why? Why do you answer the door?

[Josh Arnold]

For the most part, that's. If I hear my doorbell, I say to myself, yeah, right.

[Pat Godwin]

Jeez, that dog again.

[Josh Arnold]

Who taught their dog.

[Christy Lee]

A donkey who inspired the beloved Shrek character has died.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna make one of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Careful with beloved Shrek character Barry Annoying.

[Christy Lee]

Baron park donkeys in Palo Alto, California announced that donkey named Perry passed away at the age of 30. Perry shot to fame in 1999 after serving as the Inspiration for the character of Donkey and Shrek.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Mike Holland, one of Perry's volunteer handlers, told CBS News Bay Area that one of the animators working on the film had lived nearby and brought a team over to hang out with Perry for research for the film.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Any donkey would have worked.

[Tom Griswold]

How long do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, A picture would have been fun.

[Tom Griswold]

How long did Donkey. The donkeys go?

[Josh Arnold]

30 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that.

[Christy Lee]

For the most part, I don't know. 25.

[Chick McGee]

Typical age. 40, 43.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was like 98.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not a Shrek fan?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not a Shrek fan. No. No. I don't care for those at all. You know what? I take that back. I really like Shrek 2.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Shrek 2.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Is that because of smash mouth?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was very. I believe, smash mouth. Well, you know, I see. I hear smash mouth in any movie, it automatically goes up a grade for me.

[Chick McGee]

But doing monkey. Monkey songs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I really like Shrek too, but I did not care for the first one. I don't like that donkey character.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you don't?

[Josh Arnold]

Brash.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't mind it at all. Funny. Eddie Murphy.

[Chick McGee]

He's just talking funny. Is that what you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Loud.

[Pat Godwin]

Some days.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of charming. Sweet.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, have you seen Paul McCartney backstage walking to stay the stage for a show and he starts singing, hey, hey, we're the Monkeys. And all those bands join in and they're walking to the. Walking to the stage. It's hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great.

[Chick McGee]

I knew you'd think it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've got to say this.

[Christy Lee]

There's a new documentary on some of the. One of the channels about the Beatles. What's it called? 64.

[Pat Godwin]

64, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you watch that?

[Pat Godwin]

I did.

[Christy Lee]

464. We watched that the other night. Yeah. You didn't care for it?

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's a one called if these Walls could sing on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

His daughter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Abby Road Studios.

[Chick McGee]

A little bit too much.

[Pat Godwin]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Just listen to the records. Have fun.

[Christy Lee]

A KLM flight bound for Mexico was diverted to Bermuda due to the stench.

[Chick McGee]

Because we didn't want to go to Mexico.

[Christy Lee]

Of 100 pigs on board.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not going to judge. Judge.

[Tom Griswold]

Which sorority was it?

[Christy Lee]

I knew that's what was coming. Skyport, the operator of L.F. wade International Airport, told the Royal Gazette the swine had been loaded into the cargo hold of the airplane just before taking off from Amsterdam. However, the distinctive aroma of 100 bigs traveling in cargo Prompted the flight crew to divert to Bermuda for a fresh airport.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you wish the news could cuss a few now and again so that you could just hear somebody? What the. The recognizable aroma of pigs.

[Christy Lee]

The plane's 259 human passengers and crew.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't understand.

[Christy Lee]

So they've got accommodated. They have 100 pigs below the. Yes. In a passenger.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that common to have?

[Chick McGee]

Well, what do you want them in coach?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they have their own plane? They have like a. Like a, like they have cattle trucks.

[Chick McGee]

They're not bothering you?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are they all the people plane?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Should there be?

[Chick McGee]

They would. You would never know they're there.

[Christy Lee]

The empty. The flight's human passengers resumed their journey to Mexico City with a nearly 30 hour delay while the pigs were transported in an empty cargo plane the following day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

The pigs go on another plane.

[Chick McGee]

A bunch of whiners.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, when you're in, join your bacon sandwich. You'll thank me for transporting these penguins in coach. Okay. Penguin, Pigs.

[Tom Griswold]

Pigs.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, I like. It's me. I like penguins.

[Tom Griswold]

The moral of the story, when pigs fly, you'll be delayed 30 hours. Don't they typically move, I mean, large amounts of critters in their own separate aircraft? I would think.

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Very strange.

[Christy Lee]

I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I would expect any flight to Mexico City to be fairly no frills.

[Chick McGee]

What about giraffes? How do giraffes get around?

[Christy Lee]

They walk.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

When they, when they travel internationally.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they have special passes.

[Josh Arnold]

They have sunroofs on the planes.

[Tom Griswold]

They travel with a duck.

[Josh Arnold]

They travel with a duck?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because they got a duck all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess that's amusing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they'd have to time up so they wouldn't stand up. Right.

[Christy Lee]

They hit their head, give them a nice tranquilizer and lay them down.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they have a thing at your zoo? Can't you walk around the giraffes and there's like a platform. So.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're up there by their heads, right? Hello. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's way better than the ass platform that I accidentally stumbled on.

[Chick McGee]

How did Michael Jackson get giraffes delivered to the Neverland ranch? How did that happen?

[Christy Lee]

In train cars that are open like on the box.

[Josh Arnold]

The animal crackers box.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the movie that has that look?

[Chick McGee]

If you guys aren't going to participate in a conversation, I'll just.

[Josh Arnold]

Yo.

[Tom Griswold]

You really wanted to know what is the movie? What is the scene with the giraffe. The giraffe and the back of the truck. You see the bridge hang over one of them?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what it is? Okay. Very foul.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Christy Whittle.

[Christy Lee]

The house made famous by the Breaking Bad TV series is on the market.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been there and I'm glad these grouches are moving out of it.

[Christy Lee]

What would you pay for that house, Josh?

[Chick McGee]

Half a million maybe.

[Christy Lee]

The residents in one of Albuquerque's older neighborhoods was used as Walter White's home in the show and continues to draw fans like Josh. Joanne Quintana, who currently owns the home with her siblings, told KOB TV I used to work there. They averaged 300 cars a day with thousands driving by during the annual balloon fiesta.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I don't, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

300 cars a day.

[Josh Arnold]

We were the only car there for. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Did they get mad at you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they sit out on the. They sit down on the driveway and. And yeah, they gripe.

[Chick McGee]

So if they're open 10 hours a day, that's 30 cars an hour. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

They could have easily ignored it but they chose to sit out on the driveway so you couldn't get a good picture of the house.

[Christy Lee]

While some online real estate sites estimate the price of the four bedroom ranch home at just over $340,000.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, pretty close.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick.

[Christy Lee]

They are asking apparently. 333-995-000.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Idiotic.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can buy a house that you're going to get bothered in all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And it's not a very nice home. I mean it's just a.

[Josh Arnold]

No. And it's smaller neighborhood back dad. In the middle of an older neighborhood. Right.

[Chick McGee]

They're stuffed animals.

[Christy Lee]

You're never going to get get your.

[Tom Griswold]

Money back if you pizzas are delivered onto the roof.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I could see them complaining if somebody were throwing pizzas up on the roof.

[Chick McGee]

Evidently people do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess. Oh, they really do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's a shame. Yeah. That shouldn't happen.

[Christy Lee]

Waste a pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's. That's got that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, I bought my first home run pizza the other day. Nice call. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Overrated.

[Christy Lee]

I like. I liked it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Worst frozen pizza I've had in years.

[Tom Griswold]

What is this? We're having an argument now?

[Chick McGee]

I say it's pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't care for it at all. I did not like it at all. Give me a jack.

[Chick McGee]

Did you get the supreme?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you sure didn't like anything about it?

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure you Read the label. Right. It was Home run Pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know what?

[Christy Lee]

I may have gotten foul ball home run in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I did not care.

[Chick McGee]

Foul balls.

[Tom Griswold]

Foul ball is a lesser piece.

[Josh Arnold]

Wonder it came from. It came from Chicago. Yeah, yeah. Everything from Chicago is overrated. And really frozen pizza overly celebrated for no reason. I give you the Bear.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you and the Bear again.

[Josh Arnold]

Want to hear a bunch of losers yelling at each other? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Bear has a phenomenal one season.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't that guy, didn't that guy win a.

[Josh Arnold]

Those guys are. Everybody in the Bear is like a really terrific actor.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they are.

[Josh Arnold]

Just.

[Pat Godwin]

But it got weird.

[Josh Arnold]

But I want to spend zero time with those characters.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you find yourself on the set of the Bear and you don't want to listen to them complaining, put your Raycon earbuds in.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. We're coming right back. We'll find out what's going on in the world of history here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Radio Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom. Tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey, hey.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Wrapping her up. First day back. Everybody want to go on vacation again?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I know I do. What about am I the only one? It's only because he keeps telling me I should go on vacation. You know what time it is?

[Christy Lee]

What time is it?

[Chick McGee]

It's time for the return of things we learned today.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not. I, I beg to differ.

[Chick McGee]

Josh can't say I do. That's the one thing he can't say.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the Ace Cosby joke of the day.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Ace.

[Josh Arnold]

Think back to medieval times.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Huh? Who is the the biggest night at the round table? Who was the biggest night at the round table? I don't know, Ace, who? Circumference.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was your eats. A lottery.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No. Circumference I like.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very nice.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

By the way, we got to do those before the joke. That just kills all the momentum.

[Chick McGee]

What we learned today.

[Josh Arnold]

From now on, we're doing those before the show.

[Chick McGee]

Tom is looking forward to next New Year's Eve because there's going to be live sodomy on cnn.

[Josh Arnold]

They've promised it.

[Chick McGee]

We're very excited.

[Tom Griswold]

I just said that. New Year's Eve. That is the worst television.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very entertaining.

[Chick McGee]

You just don't watch it. Ace loves it. He has all of them taped, I'm guessing. How far do you go back?

[Josh Arnold]

I did watch most of the show at like 3 in the mornings.

[Chick McGee]

How far? How do you have like last year's and the year before? No, no. Like, that's stupid. Haywood Banks has a key to Tom. Tom's house. We're not sure how that happened.

[Josh Arnold]

I find that to be fascinating.

[Chick McGee]

Why would you do this?

[Tom Griswold]

My friend, we have to do Today in history.

[Chick McGee]

We will. Josh slept until 11 on the break.

[Josh Arnold]

Loved it.

[Chick McGee]

Very excited. I'm the only one excited for the NFL playoffs. And Tom really likes bison.

[Josh Arnold]

Good stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Bison.

[Chick McGee]

Bison. Time now for today in History. Oh, and I wanted to bang Del Reis.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, you almost had the opportunity.

[Christy Lee]

I thought she wanted you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, same. Well, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why didn't she?

[Chick McGee]

As soon as she stopped crying, I was going to. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Joan of Arc.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she was burned.

[Tom Griswold]

Married to.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy, she sure was.

[Tom Griswold]

And her husband Noah was very upset.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Noah's Ark.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you're laughing at that, you really need. You need to go home.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. Happy birthday, John Smith.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Pocahontas. John Smith.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the one that goes way back.

[Chick McGee]

And Pocahontas was a nickname, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here we go. This is interesting. A fictional character having his birthday. 1854. Sherlock Holmes.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

221B Baker Street.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a board.

[Josh Arnold]

I've Been there, have you? Yeah. They have a Sherlock Holmes Museum at 221B Baker Street. I lived very close there for a semester. Worldly man.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a tough one. Happy birthday. 1912. Danny Thompson Thomas.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Make room for daddy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The father of Marlo Thomas, founder of St. Jude's Hospital. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They do great work.

[Chick McGee]

What TV show was a spin off of Danny Thomas?

[Tom Griswold]

Andy Griffith Show.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. It's the Andy Griffith Show.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that? Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Danny.

[Chick McGee]

Danny goes through a southern town and Andy and Barney pull him over.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And the rest is history.

[Tom Griswold]

The great actor, Rowan Atkinson. Great scene in the movie that Josh hates called Love. Actually, that we.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

He is funny in that.

[Tom Griswold]

He's great. That's one of the few scenes you enjoy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Your theory on that is actually quite interesting that the. The writer of that movie had like opened up his drawer and had all these sort of half written stories and.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Then when I'll just tie him up together with Christmas and there you go. Enjoy your half.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Ripe.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite part of that movie was Hugh Grant dancing around to the point of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently there's no music because he leaves the room where the music is playing.

[Pat Godwin]

The loud system. Jo speakers.

[Chick McGee]

Full house.

[Josh Arnold]

Sound system never established.

[Pat Godwin]

In the film, he's the prime minister.

[Chick McGee]

How do you. Why established? Can't you just assume something?

[Pat Godwin]

Seriously, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

You really assumed the music was being piped throughout the entire.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he had it up loud.

[Josh Arnold]

What about the other people in the house?

[Pat Godwin]

He didn't care. He's a prime minister.

[Christy Lee]

Had to do whatever he wanted. It was 10 Downing Street. Come on.

[Chick McGee]

You think our president would dance around like that? I bet he would. Good.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet he is right now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And also to no music.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. For us. We came here.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. On this date in history in 1838, Alfred Veil and his partner demonstrated what? In New Jersey.

[Chick McGee]

Skiing.

[Josh Arnold]

The wedding dress.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give you a hint. His partner's name was Samuel Martin. Morse.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Morse code.

[Tom Griswold]

The Morse code. Of course.

[Chick McGee]

We're using code. Hey, Seeds.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this guy again. Experienced operators mean by smooth sending when.

[Tom Griswold]

They say another operator has a good fist.

[Chick McGee]

Good fist.

[Tom Griswold]

Acquire a fist.

[Chick McGee]

That good. He's just laughing.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, it's not too hard.

[Tom Griswold]

Greenwich Village. The Ramrod Room.

[Chick McGee]

Green. That guy had a good. Had good fist.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the song?

[Chick McGee]

You know, there's a reason I don't know this song. Because I don't care for this type of music universally and I shouldn't have.

[Tom Griswold]

It foisted upon me was a huge international hit. And then like 6 year old mentions Morse code. And we're celebrating it today.

[Chick McGee]

Like three year old.

[Tom Griswold]

We had an important news story about a chess player who was using Morse code in his rectum to I wish you assist his assistance.

[Chick McGee]

Shove Morse code up your ass.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, thank you very much. And on this date, an event that in many ways changed American culture. In 1944, who did Tanya Harding allegedly beat in the knee?

[Christy Lee]

Nancy Kerrigan.

[Chick McGee]

She never touched anybody.

[Josh Arnold]

No, she didn't.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the guys.

[Chick McGee]

The guy who worked at the FBI.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think she knew anything about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Evidence shows Nancy Kerrigan on this stage.

[Josh Arnold]

She was a patsy.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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