The BOB & TOM Show - January 6, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – January 6, 2026

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Overview

This freewheeling edition of The BOB & TOM Show mixes irreverent comedy, candid roundtable banter, offbeat news, and sports updates, all filtered through the show's classic blend of sarcasm and sly wit. The team is riffing on everything from odd ER discoveries to the NFL playoffs, classic cartoons, pet stories, pop culture, and listener letters. The tone is playful, fast-paced, and peppered with running gags, faux outrage, and plenty of groans and laughter.

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Main Participants

• Tom Griswold – “The bemused instigator”
• Chick McGee – “The sports guy with the dry comeback”
• Christy Lee – “Resident news reader and straight woman”
• Josh Arnold – “Wry observer and punster”
• Pat Godwin – “Guitar-toting musical comic”
• Ace Cosby – “Sidekick and beard-grower”
• Guest: Kostaki Economopoulos – “NFL correspondent and comedian”

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Key Segments and Discussions

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1. Cold Open – “Dancing With a Man” Song Parody

• 0:16–2:41
  The show launches with an original country song parody lampooning awkward barroom romance, performed in the studio by Chick, Tom, Christy, and Pat, setting a bawdy and silly tone right out of the gate.

“I think I'm dancing with a man / She's got calluses on her hand…”
– Chick McGee, 00:52

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2. Group Banter – Pop Culture, Self-Improvement, and Cartoons

• 2:44–4:47
  The hosts banter on movies ("Argyle", “The Beast in Me”, Netflix’s “The Pit”), and whether Tom ever finds joy in entertainment.

• 4:51–11:00
  Conversation slides into whether it’s important to “be better,” with the group ribbing Tom’s curmudgeonly reluctance to self-improve.
  They segue into how grim news cycles can affect mental health.

"I've learned too much sad stuff."
– Tom Griswold, 04:40

• 8:07–9:02
  Nostalgic cartoons are dissected (Popeye, Betty Boop, Crazy Cat), leading to a running joke on Betty Boop now being in the public domain.

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3. News of the Weird – Emergency Room “Found Objects” Lists

• 7:08–11:00
  The team revisits annual tallies of items found in people’s orifices, with Tom gleefully teasing the next reveal.

• 10:23–11:14
  “Fishing” things out of “mommy parts” inspires aquatic jokes and memories of childhood turtle deaths:

“I bet I did that 30 times... and they’d get the scooper... just bacteria flying around here.”
– Chick McGee, 10:34

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4. NFL & Sports Talk

• 17:30–20:55
  NFL Playoffs scheduling mayhem is covered, with Chick giving rapid-fire analysis and matching kickoff times/dates.

"Host a playoff game. No one likes it. Just...hold hands and get through this."
– Chick McGee, 18:13

• 22:09–23:35
  Chick’s sports picks record and the controversy over “double-shocking” bets.

• 46:33–53:16
  Unique sports highlight: A woman squats Jaguars QB Trevor Lawrence at a bar. Snoop Dogg’s guest play-by-play on Peacock during an NBA game; College football bowls and their absurd modern names (Pop-Tart Bowl, Cheez-It Bowl).

“Snoop likes his sports.”
– Chick McGee, 51:33

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5. Listener Letters, Quirks, and Running Gags

• 27:00–34:10
  More bizarre ER stories (dogs in driver’s seats, dog breed snobbery), and a listener chronicles breaking his arm taking off a sock.

• 31:39–33:00
  Addendum: Extended debate about the superior way to put on socks (standing vs. sitting), with Tom alone standing:

“I put my socks on standing.”
– Tom Griswold, 31:54
“I don’t believe you.”
– Chick McGee, 31:58

• 47:00–48:44
  On the challenges of one-legged balance and footwear for the modern lazy adult.

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6. New Year’s Timeliness and Cultural Tangents

• 36:12–44:00
  Deep dive on how long into January it’s acceptable to wish “Happy New Year,” with references to Chinese and other cultural calendars.
  Chick reveals distrust of horses — “They can’t help but give you the side eye.”

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7. Mailbag Fun and Pop Music Rabbit Holes

• 29:30–30:12, 40:32–43:46
  Listeners share awkward comedic misfires (“Science!” as a Dolby reference).
  Discussion of “The Fantasticks” musical segues into song parodies and Tom’s relentless pop music trivia.

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8. Product Endorsements and Running Mock-Ads

• 14:01–15:42, 55:26–56:02
  Chevrolet Palisade, Java House, Sleep Number Beds, PrizePix, and Rakuten commercials are riffed upon, with the team applying their comedic flair.

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9. News Desk – Christy Lee’s Headlines

Odd ER Stories, Rescues, and Animals

• 77:02–82:11, 125:58–130:14
  Objects found in women’s vaginas (holiday bell, lighter, popsicle stick, diamond rings).
  Humorous deconstruction and puns from the whole cast:

“At least you knew when she was coming.”
– Josh Arnold, 78:48
“Can you imagine being her gynecologist…Well, apparently he went to Jared.”
– Josh Arnold, 81:04

• 126:01–127:59
  Heartwarming animal rescues: kitten saved from a car, two separate labradors pulled from frozen water.

Guinness Records & Food

• 68:55–71:12
  Buffalo, NY sets a record for chicken wing-eating participants (499) — pterodactyl and ostrich wings debated.

Guinness Record – $3.2M Tuna Auction

• 63:09–65:14
  Tokyo’s famed bluefin tuna sells for $3.2M, leading to wild speculation on serving price, sushi etiquette, and culture clashes.

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10. Pop Culture & Entertainment Sideshows

• 61:13–63:01 (Pat Godwin Song)
  • New Year’s resolutions musical parody ending with a Beatles “blisters on my fingers” nod:

“I have blisters on my sphincter…”
– Pat Godwin, 62:32

• 75:34–76:29
  Social media trend of drunk people singing in stairwells cracks up Pat.

• 103:02–104:47
  Famous figures playing themselves on TV (e.g. Jerry Jones on “Landman,” Mark Cuban on “Billions,” Trump on “Fresh Prince”).

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11. More Animal Oddities & Monkeys

• 144:39–145:18
  Capuchin monkey raids a Tennessee music store, damages instruments.

• 145:33–146:15
  Discussion of the horror movie “Primate,” monkey as slasher.

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12. World News: Art, Statues, and Nativity Scene Mishaps

• 153:56–155:55
  Cecilia Jimenez, infamous for the “Monkey Jesus” botched fresco in Spain, dies at 94. The team recaps the viral sensation.

• 157:27–158:39
  Italian fugitive caught hiding as a statue in a town nativity scene; Tom notes it’s the same gag as used in “Home Alone.”

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13. Kostaki Economopoulos' NFL Riff-Rap

• 85:02–100:19 Kostaki delivers one-liners on the NFL coach firings, the Browns' financial woes, wild playoff picks, and Philip Rivers' fertility jokes.

“DeSean Watson has gotten more people fired than MeToo.”
– Kostaki, 92:23

[On Philip Rivers] “His wife’s fallopian tubes have better hands than his wide receivers.”
– Kostaki, 95:02

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Notable Quotes and Moments

• On Pop Culture:
  "Ever watched an old Popeye cartoon and make believe he's cuss?"
  – Chick McGee, 8:27

• On Sports Betting:
  "A season really can't be measured by a record."
  – Chick McGee, 20:57

• On Dog Rescues:
  "They're following me around, and my golden is snoring like she gets fan mail from an airport."
  – Chick McGee, 126:31

• On the Vagina Objects Survey:
  "You mean like a Christmas thing?...Well, at least you knew when she was coming."
  Tom, Josh, 78:48

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Timestamps of Important Segments

• 00:16–02:41: “Dancing With a Man” Parody Song (cold open)
• 04:44–09:00: Self-improvement and sad news debate
• 08:07–09:02: Classic cartoon/Betty Boop in public domain
• 11:00–14:01: NFL Playoff Schedule rundown
• 22:09–23:35: Double-shock picks controversy
• 29:30–30:12: Listener “Science!” outburst story
• 46:33–53:16: Trevor Lawrence squat/bar video segment & Snoop NBA commentary
• 68:55–71:12: Buffalo chicken wing record
• 126:01–127:59: Animals rescued from ice and cars
• 153:56–155:55: “Monkey Jesus” botched art restoration segment

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Summary and Takeaways

• Best For: Longtime BOB & TOM fans and anyone who loves comedic group riffing on weird news, pop culture, and everyday absurdities.
• Distinct Style: The episode is a swirl of in-jokes, musical interludes, pop references, and blue-collar observational humor. Sports and news are vehicles for comedy, never earnest reporting.
• Memorable Running Jokes:
  • Standing vs. Sitting for sock application
  • “Objects in Orifices”
  • Tom’s detailed pop music rabbit holes
  • Christy as the grounded counterpoint
  • Chick’s dry takedowns
  • Josh’s pun game
  • Pets, cartoon nostalgia, and sports upsets

“Is there anything we’ve missed today, Chick?”
Chick McGee: “The will to live.” (33:12)

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For those who haven’t listened:
This episode is a sampler platter of The BOB & TOM Show’s hallmarks—rapid-fire jokes, improvisational chaos, ribbing, and occasional insightful moments. Arts, sports, pets, and pop culture get skewered for your amusement. Skip the ads for the purest experience, but buckle up for tangent-packed, laugh-out-loud radio.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

Saw her sitting in a bar room in that smoky atmosphere she smiled back.

[Tom Griswold]

At me Yes, I drank down one.

[Chick McGee]

Last beer she pulled me on the dance floor and we danced a song or two it was then I realized.

[Tom Griswold]

That I bit off more than I could chew.

[Chick McGee]

I think I'm dancing with a man she's got calluses on her.

[Christy Lee]

Hand.

[Chick McGee]

She'S got a voice deeper than my she gets a stiffy when we grand. We sat down and talked a while and we listened to the band.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

When a friend of mine walked by.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Tim Wilson and he asked her.

[Chick McGee]

If she'd danced.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he gently took.

[Chick McGee]

Her hand.

[Tom Griswold]

And he twirled around and.

[Christy Lee]

Round.

[Chick McGee]

It looked like he was having fun oh, yeah until her skirt fell.

[Tom Griswold]

To the ground I think he's dancing with a man.

[Chick McGee]

The boys at the lodge won't understand and with her hand on his behind they two step till half past nine Against Dancing with a.

[Tom Griswold]

Man.

[Chick McGee]

Singing again oh, Lord, we're dancing.

[Tom Griswold]

With a man.

[Pat Godwin]

It'll be known throughout.

[Tom Griswold]

The land.

[Chick McGee]

Two boys from Texas danced.

[Tom Griswold]

A jig where the dude who wore.

[Chick McGee]

Away We've been dancing the other night she crushed a bear can on her.

[Tom Griswold]

Head Good Lord, her forehead's red We've been dancing with a damn big man Right.

[Chick McGee]

All right, shut up. We got a show to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, hold it down last. No talking.

[Chick McGee]

Looking at you, Arnold. It's the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

One of the best chunky sweaters I've ever seen. Oh, thanks, Tom. That's a chunky sweater.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have in an argyle pattern?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Big boy.

[Chick McGee]

That was a great movie. Argyle. Oh, man, I love that. I can't wait till argyle, too. There's Godwin. Josh, Arnold. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe they didn't lead the theater during that turn.

[Chick McGee]

I can't believe you haven't stopped going to movies altogether. They bring you no joy.

[Tom Griswold]

Joy? Enjoyment. Not that one.

[Chick McGee]

You don't care about any. Any. I. I'm stunned that you watched the program on Netflix that I watched. I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one is that?

[Chick McGee]

The Beast in Me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And you liked it, evidently.

[Tom Griswold]

Stuck around. Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Stuck around for the end.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Watched all of the Pit. And the new season of the Pit starts. I think this week.

[Chick McGee]

I enjoyed the first season. I hope it gets a little better, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Can it get any better?

[Chick McGee]

It gets better. Can he easily even be Better. You can be better. Don't you want to be better, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I have a suspicion that might be your answer, but. Well, aren't you learning every day, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Wanting to be better? Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Something new, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I seek it out, yes.

[Chick McGee]

You don't think you know everything? Of course not.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh, no.

[Chick McGee]

No, No. I don't know what I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But does it make you better?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think so. No.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

Or does the search simply better?

[Josh Arnold]

Both.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm.

[Chick McGee]

But. But. But assuming there's someone who thinks they know everything already.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't say you. I said someone you know that would. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I've learned too much sad stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, you.

[Christy Lee]

Well, don't learn sad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the news is terrible.

[Josh Arnold]

See, the news is different. The news, that's. People who want you to feel sad. It really is. They want you to feel divided. They want you to feel sad. They want. They're not out to help you feel better.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You need to seek out.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm just saying. No more sparklers in my champagne. Let's just move on.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't sound too sad about it. See, that's the irony.

[Chick McGee]

See, that's the problem. That's the problem. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

At least they. At least they had. At least they had snow.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I. I wondered if he.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I didn't think.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

At least they had a good ski day.

[Chick McGee]

I just want it to be clear who's saying this on the show. That's what I want, to make it absolutely, crystal clear.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot. It was my fault. Okay?

[Chick McGee]

That doesn't make it any better for.

[Tom Griswold]

You to start talking about it coming up and.

[Chick McGee]

You're a monster.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up in the news, we have.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go. Something stuck somewhere in a body.

[Tom Griswold]

We have happy news about dogs and cats.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's good.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of rescues.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing up somebody's ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Today. Today it's a different orifice.

[Christy Lee]

What do we get tomorrow? There's only one left.

[Tom Griswold]

No, today it's. You know, it's the other one we had yesterday. We had the. The comprehensive list.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard talk of four holes.

[Christy Lee]

Four?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm just saying. No. You know what I mean? Yeah. Have you heard this?

[Christy Lee]

The little peel.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that book.

[Tom Griswold]

That was good. The illustrations, I thought. Stark, black and white.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? He did it in the end, didn't he? He got it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm on. I was on Christie's side with you. And, you know, giving us the days of us saying whatever we want, evidently, going out the window and it's. You write it down for us. But I think you might want to. I agree. Keep an eye on what she's saying.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

For the rest of our time here. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Mommy, I heard the Bob and Tom Show. Can I get that book? The little pee hole? No, Bobby, I'm afraid we're not gonna.

[Christy Lee]

Bobby, please tell me we're not gonna have that story.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope not. Yeah, sounding. I believe that's called.

[Christy Lee]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. No, we have a. Yesterday we had a comprehensive list from emergency rooms across the country, a list provided by scientific authorities, by the way, of objects that had been found.

[Chick McGee]

Scientific authorities.

[Tom Griswold]

Objects that had been found in the rectums.

[Chick McGee]

He's really shoveling the Shinola today.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I think it's important to know that this. This isn't just random stuff. This is a. What is it? The United States Department of something or other. Release this list.

[Christy Lee]

Consumer product.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, the Consumer Product Safety Commission.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

They have a database from emergency rooms all across the country. And yesterday we reviewed things found in rectums. I mean, there was quite an array of things. A dog chew toy, a turkey baster, a wine stopper review. Corn cob. Corn cob pipe. I wonder if they found one of those. One of those Sherlock Holmes hats. And then he has a meerschaum. What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the name of. Is that his pipe? The mirror Stalker.

[Chick McGee]

Deer stalker.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you're correct.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is the pipe. Is that a meerschaum? What is that that big?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so. Yeah, with a big bell.

[Tom Griswold]

A Popeye had corn cob.

[Chick McGee]

They never did find Popeye, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

They did not find a. One of those big bell pipes. Rear end. They found a corn cob pipe.

[Chick McGee]

Ever watched an old Popeye cartoon and make believe he's cuss?

[Tom Griswold]

But it did. I. Sorry. I never liked that piece of. Never liked. Papa loved cartoons.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't like Popeye?

[Tom Griswold]

Not at all.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with Popeye?

[Tom Griswold]

Never liked it. Never liked Crazy cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm not familiar with crazy cat.

[Chick McGee]

Crazy Cat is crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like this.

[Chick McGee]

He hits himself in the head with a hammer a lot, as I remember.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Never got Betty Boop, boopity boop. Never thought that there are.

[Chick McGee]

There are people who really like those.

[Tom Griswold]

And Betty Boop naughty comments is one of a bunch of things that just came into public domain three days Ago.

[Josh Arnold]

No, she's in Christmas vacation.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the.

[Pat Godwin]

Voice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, the aunt who has dementia or whatever. She did the voice of Betty Boop.

[Chick McGee]

Betty Boop.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, we can get to that story, but yeah, a bunch of stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I just told it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, the story about Betty Boop being in public domain.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Because I think we should doing some stuff. You could do Betty Poop.

[Tom Griswold]

That star. Is that star Wilma from the Flintstones now also she's. She's assistant.

[Chick McGee]

We just have a conversation.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just saying.

[Chick McGee]

Look, I, I trying to be better.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to get away from the trash.

[Josh Arnold]

We can try to be better on our own out of here. That's the only, that's, that's the only.

[Christy Lee]

Thing we got to hold on to.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, we have mail coming up in a matter of moments.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever walked up to somebody and you know they really don't, you know, you. Hi. What you doing? And then they gradually. Hey, aren't you chick? I go, yeah. And then all of a sudden this wave of. Oh, you know, you know Tom, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That feeling you're getting pushed off a cliff.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, I will get to what, what the ladies have had to have fished out of their mommy parts in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, you have to say fished out.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you picturing one of those tiny aquarium nets?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, I did that.

[Chick McGee]

I bet I did that 30 times. I bought a turtle. Oh, GC a little like a painted little tiny, but 50 cent pea sized turtle. And they'd get this thing, this tank of turtles, man. Just bacteria flying around here. And they get the scooper and get your. And put it in a little plastic bag for you. Take it home. Oh, it was amazing.

[Christy Lee]

You went through 30 of them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I. It seems like it. I was five or ten times. I know.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I got a new turtle. They were like $0.89 or something.

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't survive?

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, they die. I might have been a little preoccupied when I was a kid, you know that.

[Christy Lee]

Forget to feed them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, skip them across the lake.

[Chick McGee]

So if your turtle tank is on your desk in your bedroom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you're downstairs in a closet somewhere. You can't feed him.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, it's not your fault.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you happy now?

[Josh Arnold]

Can we get back to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we're back to the people burning horrible.

[Chick McGee]

Not that you know how you feel right now. That's how I feel all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You talk well.

[Tom Griswold]

So all those fun things are coming up. We have news from the world of the NFL. What do they call it? Black Monday.

[Chick McGee]

He called it Black Monday.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of. A lot of.

[Chick McGee]

What's that song, Tom? Black Friday, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Blue Monday.

[Chick McGee]

Blue Monday.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, great song. Morrison.

[Chick McGee]

This is more of a. No, this is more of a Foreigner, isn't it? Stormy Monday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Blue Monday, the 80s song that orgy eventually did a cover of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was thinking of Blue Money.

[Christy Lee]

Blue Money.

[Chick McGee]

You were real, real wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

Do I. Do I do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the. Blue Money is a good song. What's this?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's the damn Almond Brothers.

[Tom Griswold]

I love this. Tuesday's just as bad as what he's gonna say now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you can't even. You can't even let.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell's wrong with you?

[Josh Arnold]

Can't rush the blues, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, did you see my cool little miniature Dwayne almond guitar that chick got me? Yeah, right there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's two of them. What'd you do with the other one?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. The other one's right here.

[Chick McGee]

Is it opened it yet? Still wrapped up, Josh. Yeah, Yeah, I bet it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna unwrap, honey.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, look, he likes to spread his presence out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Come on.

[Christy Lee]

You'll get to it in March.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, oh, man, eat my fries one at a time.

[Chick McGee]

I know that's not true. Did you even know Spinderella was in Salt and Pepper?

[Tom Griswold]

I am not familiar with Spinderella. What does this sound like the 80s or what?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that'd be fun. Find the most 80s song ever. Oh, there's a bunch. Like. Like a cheesy organ, a bad guitar solo.

[Christy Lee]

I want to do an 80s ladies dance party night.

[Chick McGee]

80S ladies?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like, just get a bunch of. You guys would hate it, but, like.

[Chick McGee]

Like, sex included. Like, girl on girl stuff.

[Christy Lee]

No, not girl on girl stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you said ladies.

[Christy Lee]

Get some ladies together and, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Hope they have a ramp.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. Yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

I can tell you this. We won't have champagne with sparklers. I know that. Yes, right. That's what we won't have. Well, now I'm in trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

It's quiz time.

[Christy Lee]

Thank God.

[Tom Griswold]

One thing I know about Christy Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

B, the kind of car that Ms. Lee drives.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a big car girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you got a couple of them.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got your little figgy.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Your. Your. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

A Nissan Figaro.

[Tom Griswold]

Nissan Figaro. It's kind of your toy.

[Christy Lee]

My favorite car. Your is my Hyundai.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's quiz time. What is it that makes the all new Hyundai Palis Hybrid and incredible suv. Is it the beautiful spacious interior, comfortable for the whole crew or the capacity to go off the road? Maybe it's the up to 600 plus miles of range with the Hyundai Palisade Hybrid. Is that correct, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Tom, what if all of that and more is true? Check out the all new Hyundai Palisade. Palisade. Palisade Hybrid.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the one that has one.

[Chick McGee]

Palisade Park.

[Tom Griswold]

What makes it so special? Is it that driver behind the wheel like Christy?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I would agree.

[Christy Lee]

Believe me. The all new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid is so much more than just another suv. They are amazing room for the whole family. And as Tom said, you get up to 600 plus miles of range. So how do we find out more? Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

You visit. Hyundai USA.com that's H Y U N D A I Hyundai USA or call 562-314-4603 for the details. Hyundai USA.com and it's H Y U n D A. I saw a bunch of Palisades on vacation though.

[Christy Lee]

Very good car. In fact, I was in the car yesterday thinking I love my car so much. I actually said that to myself not knowing we were going to talk about this.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, were you loving it because you were exiting this building?

[Christy Lee]

Well, that might have something to do.

[Tom Griswold]

With it driving the other way away from us. People don't realize what's one of the beauties of cars. Whenever you get a car, technically you're getting away pretty much by definition. You're welcome.

[Chick McGee]

So much for the. That's what they call the car, right? The getaway car.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes, yes. Thank you so much, Pat. Do you have a song coming up?

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry, I had coffee in my mouth. You caught me off guard. I got two, two big ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good. Okay. Well, we'll sure look forward to that. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

It's awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

You're going to love it.

[Chick McGee]

I am going to give it to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for being here. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Ashley for being here.

[Chick McGee]

You are. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Town show. Maybe he likes to spend time out of the house. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

We were discussing the fact that Christie's husband is a big fan of iu.

[Christy Lee]

Used to be a football manager.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I did not know that. But he's going to the Peach Bowl. That's this. But also he's a huge Packer fan.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they play the Bears.

[Tom Griswold]

So when I watched I'm live.

[Christy Lee]

Is that the Saturday night game?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, there's also the Pitt Steelers are doing Monday nighter.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is very confusing.

[Christy Lee]

What do the Steelers have to do with the Packer?

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to remember which night the packers were playing. There's so many. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Saturday night. Oh, Saturday night. This will cause a problem. Saturday, 4:30 Eastern Louisiana. The Rams. That's not any football team. That's an LA football.

[Tom Griswold]

The Rams.

[Chick McGee]

They're at Carolina at 4:30. Carolina 8 and 9 won the South. You heard me. Host a playoff game. No one likes it. Just. Just hold hands and get through this. Okay, we're all aware of it. We know that the Lions, to name one team, had a better record. We realized that. Just, just keep your head down.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

The other game, packers at the Bears, 8 o' clock on Prime Video. Oh, that's on your Amazon. Good luck with that, kids. And this is a pick them right now between the Packers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what he said last night. He was shocked.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

So he's not going to go to the 1 and then get in a plane and go to the other?

[Christy Lee]

No, he's driving to the one and driving back because I have to be somewhere this weekend. So he's going to stay home.

[Chick McGee]

You remind me of that father when you come home and you have this paper you want to show you. I got an A minus on my report, dad. Look at that. Oh really? Minus, huh? Should have been applause, don't you think? So why don't you go?

[Christy Lee]

One game's not enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I agree with all those. I mean, a true fan would hop in the car. How far a drive is that?

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's eight hours to Atlanta, so an Addie 11 hour drive to Chicago.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, probably right around 11 or 12. Right around a fat 11.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, probably hour and a half flight. I hear Atlanta's building an airport.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I. Messing with the Atlanta airport and the Chicago airport. No, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. I. I take it back. You could do a cooker on a bicycle.

[Chick McGee]

Were you trying to make mad now?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Those can get hairy.

[Tom Griswold]

They're good. It's great. A lot of my friends are going to.

[Christy Lee]

To the Beach Bowl.

[Chick McGee]

Beach ball. You don't have any friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well. Okay, now I.

[Chick McGee]

You want to hear the rest of the games?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

While we're here?

[Tom Griswold]

Do it for Megan.

[Chick McGee]

Rams at the Panthers 4:30 Saturday on Fox. Bears at the Chicago packers at the Bears, 8 o' clock Saturday night on Prime Video only. Sunday 1 o'. Clock. Bills at the Jaguars. Jaguars underdog in that one at home getting two points right now. That'll change. Niners at the Eagles 4:30 Sunday afternoon. Chargers at the Patriots 8:00 clock Sunday night on Peacock and Monday.

[Tom Griswold]

You did hear him emphasize cock. Very clever. Yeah, bad boy.

[Chick McGee]

Well it's. No, never mind.

[Christy Lee]

What's Monday?

[Chick McGee]

Texans at the Steelers. Oh, the Texans are gonna have wear Aaron Rodgers for a hat.

[Christy Lee]

Oh really?

[Tom Griswold]

Are your picks done yet?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're on the Chick McGee on Instagram already. I'm pumping it out and I'm. I'm trying to teach the kids. I'm putting up songs now. Hey, why aren't you people listening to this is what I'm telling them now list to this song people.

[Tom Griswold]

How is the season record? Are you catching up?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. You know a season really can't be measured by a record. I don't think there's any unless you look at each individual game. Yeah, I see it might be around 91 and 105.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's not there's still has to be.

[Chick McGee]

Better than a lot of plenty of time to catch up so you could.

[Tom Griswold]

You could.

[Chick McGee]

I took the last two weeks completely off.

[Tom Griswold]

You could. You could double shock several games.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not double shocking anything. You Satan. You. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Jake, have you seen on oh, this is off topic so go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

No. Will this be the first season you've never double shocked anything?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I can't remember that.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

We had a lot of shock.

[Chick McGee]

I do too well but we had some complaints. That's not fair. If you double I said well double shocks lose too. Of course it's fair.

[Tom Griswold]

Double shock. You just double double your bed of course, in the world of gambling, you can double your bed at any time. Why not go for it if you believe in it?

[Josh Arnold]

What is this false motivation you're giving?

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Chick McGee]

He's just trying to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Chick McGee]

I feel bad because I feel bad for him, but for me mostly because it used to work, you know, and I. I feel bad for a lot of reasons.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen the Madden trailer of Nicholas?

[Chick McGee]

I have. He. He seems. That seems pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you'll embody it pretty well. Yeah. Because we're so used to hearing Frank Allendo.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And Nicolas Cage's voice isn't quite there.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's got the look.

[Christy Lee]

Did he gain weight for it?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's a lot of looks like.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Because it'll be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a theatrical release or is that going to be streamed.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it'll be theatrical. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now we have a number of things to get to, including our letters.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And why don't we get to that segment right now?

[Chick McGee]

Email letters sponsored by sleep number. Oh, can we take a moment.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Just think about our. All of our sleep number.

[Christy Lee]

How much we enjoyed it over vacation.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, can I tell you, I discovered the wonderful world of heated blankets and throws. Have you tried these? The heated. A heated throw to watch tv.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Tom, I'll tell you what.

[Chick McGee]

Plug yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

So great to get back to my bed after vacation. And I'd like to. As you know, I have a thing about poor design. You ever had some of this? They apparently designed a bed that in the dark, when you. When you round the corner, there's a flange sticking out. It's like. Like a. A 4x8 that you ram your shin into.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just sorry. That was the particular condo. The particular condo we rented. But the sleep number bed. Glad to be home. Glad to be in my beautiful sleep number bed.

[Chick McGee]

It's not that.

[Josh Arnold]

The.

[Chick McGee]

It's not him stumbling around in the dark.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

In someone else's bedroom. It's the design of the bed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it was a.

[Chick McGee]

That's where they messed up.

[Christy Lee]

I know exactly what kind of bed you're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

What I'm saying is. How do I describe it? The. The bed doesn't go from the. The all the way to the ground, all the way to the floor. There's this part of it. There's like a six inch thing and then there's this thing sticking out.

[Chick McGee]

Navigated around the navig. Maybe you should have your shin broken. That's all there is to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe A nightlight would be nice.

[Chick McGee]

That's again, something you can do.

[Christy Lee]

You can travel with one. Just throw one in your.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but there's someone else in the room. You see, do you have that debate?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't travel with your candle and your.

[Tom Griswold]

In my hat with the thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Who goes there?

[Tom Griswold]

How much. How much light are you allowed to have in the room, Chris?

[Christy Lee]

How much light at night? We have no curtains on our windows. So we have. I mean, there's a lot of light.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have any curtains?

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm sure things will pick up for you, honey.

[Christy Lee]

We live in the woods. I don't want curtains.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, do you like it? Don't you like. I like having a little bit of a nightlight so I can see.

[Christy Lee]

We have night lights throughout our house.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got one in the hallway, and that. That provides enough for my room.

[Tom Griswold]

But when you're at a hotel, do you do the thing where you open the. You. The bathroom, you crack it open, you leave the light on so you don't kill yourself?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, leave the bathroom light on, no crack.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's common. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got. I need to get up.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Hey, Tom. Christy does that. So I think we've. We found the solution.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this?

[Chick McGee]

Christy should start sleeping.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy. Let's see now, if I'm in. Let's just say, Christy, I want. I'll try to make this clear. You're in your bed, your head is there, and you're lying down, looking at your feet. Is your husband on your right or your left?

[Christy Lee]

My left.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that true in hotels also?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You don't do that. You did.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there's no switch.

[Josh Arnold]

Switching.

[Pat Godwin]

There's no switching.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no. No, the. I. If I am lying down, she is on my left. If I'm looking at the ceiling.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, See? So Tom and I couldn't sleep together because we'd be sleeping on top of each other.

[Chick McGee]

I bet. So passion would be unbridled.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

My God.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what. Almost 40 years of just built up.

[Pat Godwin]

Just.

[Chick McGee]

A different. He wanted it at a later time again. They're both going to be free again.

[Tom Griswold]

The larger point that's complicated, which I mentioned once before. My hearing is kind of bad from wearing headphones all these years, but my left ear is my bad one. So if I'm lying down and she's on my left.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a godsend for me to. For me to yourself. I have to hop up and go like this.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you just trade sides?

[Tom Griswold]

Would you like to call her lawyer and get that arranged for me? Oh, no, that's not gonna happen.

[Christy Lee]

So you're not allowed any light in your room.

[Tom Griswold]

She does not like a lot of light. So that could be.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like a lot of light light.

[Tom Griswold]

But you know, for example, that, that the light blaring from a recharging cell phone, you know, you can turn your.

[Chick McGee]

You can turn your brightness screen down and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Charge it. Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there's a never know, whatever on the. On the. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

On the charger.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, on the charger.

[Chick McGee]

But this is not like emails from our listeners brought to you by Sleep number bed. Enjoy personalized comfort for better sleep night after night. And now Tom and Christie are sleeping in the same sleep number bed. It's the Buy More, save More event. What?

[Christy Lee]

That would be interesting.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. This is for Chick. I saw these two yesterday and immediately thought of you. Chick, you saying that one of the. This is a picture of. I always. I see this out in the wild and I laugh all the time when people have their owners drive their cars is what it seems like. You ever run errands with your dogs and one of them hops in the driver's seat and the other one's in the passenger seat? Well, that's what happened. This is from Renee. I saw these two yesterday, thought of Chick. I hope you all have a great day and happy Monday. That's Renee from Wisconsin. There they are. Oh, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

That dog needs a booster seat.

[Chick McGee]

You think that's a.

[Christy Lee]

Can hardly see over the dash?

[Chick McGee]

I think that's a Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's a spaniel.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Oh, that's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, we have a new story today that really irritates me. I mean, in a world. Yeah. Oh, this one is. I. This drives me crazy. I saw the headline, I thought, oh, finally. The headline is the AKC has three new breeds. Oh, finally. They're going to come down to earth and have dogs that people actually have.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've heard of any of these things, I'll shove a hot dog up Pat's ass.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, don't let that stop you. Do it anyway. Right, Pat?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Once again.

[Chick McGee]

Friends. Now they're both free. You're Bob and Tom Show. Tom, you should have come to Boyne for the weekend. Great snow. I know Even though I like Vail. Also, Beaver Creek, Boyne was a place to be during the holidays this year. That's Bruce from Charlevoix.

[Tom Griswold]

Charlevoix, Michigan. Yeah. Boyne Highlands. Nubs Knob up there.

[Christy Lee]

They had a lot of snow, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Once again. Oh, great. Fun place.

[Chick McGee]

God, I'll bet. What up? What a snooty. I say, Josh, when you make that decision to head to Nubs, give me a heads up.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd love to, love to, but there's nothing available. Everything's a bullet.

[Chick McGee]

There's nothing available at Nubs Knobs.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't Nubs Knob sound like some filthy term? I don't think I got done licking that Nubs Knob.

[Josh Arnold]

Licking that Nubs Knob.

[Pat Godwin]

I prefer the band name maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was attempting to ski in Vail. Once again, to paraphrase Pat Godwin, the skiing was terrible, but at least the lines were long.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show at Vale.

[Tom Griswold]

I should say.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry to bother you at work. Of course, I was at a. Dear Josh, I. I was a function. I was at a function with a lot of people I barely know were attending. Standing in a small group of people, a couple of the ladies were talking. One asked the other, what your son does now that he had finished college. She proudly said that he's a middle school science teacher.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Before I could stop myself, I blurted out, science.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Everyone turned and stared at me with a very puzzled look. Me being socially awkward, I. I added a little Thomas Dolby for that ass.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Continued staring in confusion and then said, would you excuse me? I turned around and walked away.

[Josh Arnold]

You did everything right.

[Christy Lee]

He needs new friends, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Don't ever stop saying science.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I won't. And you. You did do the right thing. Everything was correct there.

[Chick McGee]

Science.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

There he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's it. From Thomas.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he get that guy who says.

[Chick McGee]

That in the video is some muckety muck in the BBC or something?

[Tom Griswold]

But didn't they. Didn't Thomas Dolby. I mean, excuse me, the guy from Dolby Labs. Sue them.

[Chick McGee]

I thought Thomas Dolby was the Dolby. That is the Dolby from Dolby. Dad was the Dolby or his grandfather.

[Josh Arnold]

I just assumed. Yeah. Was his actual last name.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought there was some legal entanglement there. Well, our letters. You can reach us, of course, Bob and [e-mail]. let's see. Oh, I see. This is from. This is from Sean in Cape Coral, Florida.

[Christy Lee]

Love it there.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm 52 years old.

[Chick McGee]

Beautiful country came from.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm 52 years old. On October 15, while taking my left. Oh, I see this. I know why we're doing this. You'll see in a minute. On October 15th, while taking my left sock off after work, as I have done every day for the last 30 years.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I fell on the floor and broke my left arm. I now sit thinking how ridiculous this was as I get dressed and undressed. Yeah, you.

[Christy Lee]

I was being talking about that yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. No, I was just asking. You have to sit down to put your socks on.

[Christy Lee]

I sit down to put my socks on.

[Chick McGee]

I think everyone sits down to put their socks on.

[Josh Arnold]

Children do.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not a sign of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I guess you could if you were like Tom to speak your lingo. If you were Jack lalanne and incredibly fit, you could probably put your socks on standing.

[Tom Griswold]

I put my socks on standing.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you're in a very small minority either.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe you.

[Josh Arnold]

You stand and put your socks.

[Christy Lee]

Do you bend all the way over?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I have a walk in closet.

[Christy Lee]

Lean on something.

[Chick McGee]

You got to lean against the wall. No, really.

[Pat Godwin]

You're like a flamingo with your Lego.

[Chick McGee]

How long can you stand on?

[Josh Arnold]

I say, good for you. I. I bet your Pilates teacher would be proud.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good. Well, but I'm nowhere near what a shoveler. I haven't done that for. I don't think I've ever put myself.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a chair in your closet then?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I get dressed on my bed.

[Tom Griswold]

You lie down?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I lay down on my bed. I get under the covers.

[Chick McGee]

You know, beds are.

[Tom Griswold]

You could.

[Chick McGee]

You could sit on the side of the bed if you want. You don't have to actually lay in.

[Josh Arnold]

The bed right there.

[Chick McGee]

Sit in the bed, put your socks on.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, I can't do that because she's in there asleep and I'm trying not to wake her up.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. You live an awful way to live.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have room to live, boy.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have room in your closet for a little chair? I don't believe that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't need to sit to put my socks on.

[Christy Lee]

All right. That day he falls and.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy, must be all those years of skiing. The balance. The man.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. I mean, you might have a great.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the will to live?

[Chick McGee]

I'll surprise everybody. How's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, coming up, you've already made your sports picks. We'll do the official version on Thursday. But yes, you've made your picks.

[Chick McGee]

They're posted where we'll pick another game on Thursday. Thursday. Instagram the Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, speaking of picks. Yeah. I believe it's time to talk about prize picks.

[Chick McGee]

Prize picks. Whether you're starting a new routine, oh, it's the first of the year, or making player picks for the first time. And I think yesterday or the day before that, the last day, you could say happy New Year.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that the law?

[Christy Lee]

Is that it?

[Chick McGee]

Is that the law? You can't say now Happy New Year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can. If you haven't. If you haven't seen.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

If you haven't seen somebody yet, I.

[Chick McGee]

Don'T think the third. The third, January 3rd. No matter who you no more. Happy New Year, huh? And the third might be stretching it.

[Tom Griswold]

And there Aren't there a couple of other cultures that have a new year? Comes up different times.

[Pat Godwin]

Chinese New Year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's a year of the horse, isn't it? I believe you're correct, Snake. Now we're the horse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

25 was a snake, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

So when you wrote a check yesterday, did you put for the date Year of the Snake?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

If you missed New Year's Eve, you got a couple more chances Coming.

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up also.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, now, ruse. The Persian New year coming up. March 20th. Oh, okay. Anyone? No, no, no. I mean, if you're celebrating in Thailand, you got. You got to wait till April.

[Josh Arnold]

I know it. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Their own thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I got my room. I got the. The whole hall booked.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Josh Arnold]

So you guys will be getting your invite soon.

[Tom Griswold]

Rosh Hashanah, of course. Famously, the. The New Year. That's usually September. October. There's lots of, lots of opportunities, Chick. And that's something.

[Chick McGee]

Really something.

[Tom Griswold]

January 1st just for a select few in a Western civilization. Blah, blah, blah. Space program, my ass. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Everyone'S talking about, regardless of what they say.

[Chick McGee]

I'll take the.

[Tom Griswold]

Fine. I don't care. All pro defensive end Max Crosby takes you beyond the field with exclusive insights.

[Chick McGee]

I could say this because I played them.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Rush.

[Chick McGee]

You guys already know what time it is. It was fire.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll be right back on the pod and we'll be talking about it next week. The Rush we're going to with Max Crosby. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

The I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Yes, Ace still has the Gruffy look to him. Yeah, you notice that still? I think it looks great.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick.

[Tom Griswold]

Sports desk called Probable cause.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

It's that soup kitchen look.

[Chick McGee]

No, not at all.

[Josh Arnold]

I fear you're not just talking about the scrub. And that's what.

[Chick McGee]

That's what we're all working on, right? Pretty calm.

[Tom Griswold]

Down, down.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Chick says that'll help.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick has asked the question. Can you still say Happy New Year? I say yes.

[Christy Lee]

No, I say yes. In fact, I'm saying absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

This week.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Of course, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This week it's fair game.

[Christy Lee]

What if you get a card on the of January?

[Chick McGee]

It's too late. No for Christmas.

[Christy Lee]

No for New Year's. Happy New Year's Day. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

January 2nd. No.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I'm sending New Year's cards because I didn't get my Christmas ones done. Actually, I had to have Ava do it, so I had to. You put together a card.

[Tom Griswold]

You got your Chinese New Year coming up.

[Christy Lee]

You're the horse.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

It is the horse, and I believe.

[Josh Arnold]

I am the horse on the Chinese calendar. Deal. My year.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, are you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you guys here?

[Christy Lee]

I think I'm a rat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it. Wait a minute. It still is the year of the snake. It becomes the year of the horse. Just around the corner.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm a. Oh, really? Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here we go. Yeah. The.

[Chick McGee]

What are you. You ever looked it up, Tom? I have.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the Chinese New Year this year. What? It's sometime between January 21st and February 20th.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's quite a. Oh, it goes. I think. I mean, when I lived in Korea, the celebration was a few.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. February 17th through March 3rd is what it says here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you know what? It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I've forgotten this. Do you know what it's called in Vietnam?

[Josh Arnold]

Tet.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. The famous Tet Offensive. Yeah, the. The Year of the horse.

[Christy Lee]

Chinese zodiac. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you're saying Happy New Year to somebody in China, you got quite a lot of room there. A little wiggle room. I think it's okay to say Happy New year in the U.S. well, by.

[Chick McGee]

Your reasoning, we can say Happy New Year all the way up through Rosh Hashanah, which is in the fall.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. That. That would depend on. I'm just saying I think in.

[Josh Arnold]

So how late are you going to go? Will you say it next week if.

[Tom Griswold]

You haven't seen anybody yet? No, that's the point.

[Chick McGee]

If you have.

[Tom Griswold]

If you haven't seen the person yet.

[Chick McGee]

So you walk, have dinner with somebody you haven't seen, and you haven't. On February 3rd.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What do you. Do you say, happy New Year?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Of course not.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's too. That's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

This week, you're okay. Swing of things, you're okay.

[Christy Lee]

Tom, it could be your year. I think you might be a horse if I got your year of your birth right. I don't. We guessed. I guessed.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it based on the year or the month?

[Christy Lee]

It's based on the year.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm 78. Isn't that the horse?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Let's see.

[Chick McGee]

Are you a horsey?

[Josh Arnold]

I believe I'm a horsey.

[Chick McGee]

Good horsey. I dislike horses.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

They scare them.

[Josh Arnold]

They sense Your nervousness.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they sound.

[Josh Arnold]

They know.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I.

[Josh Arnold]

And horses, they kick the nervous.

[Chick McGee]

They give you the side eye all the time. They can't help but give you the side eye.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't necessarily trust.

[Christy Lee]

What's the day of your birth?

[Tom Griswold]

16Th Mar.

[Christy Lee]

Is it May?

[Josh Arnold]

May 16, 1978. That's right, young man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The sun rose twice that day.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a letter here.

[Christy Lee]

You are a horse, my friend.

[Chick McGee]

Letters brought from our listeners, brought to you by sleep number.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, Tom, this is interesting. This is someone who is listening to one of the episodes. You can listen to the old episodes of the show all over the place. And they were listening to a podcast from October of 2023. This is Josh's best segment ever. Oh, according to Stacy, something about. You were singing the Fantastics.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, remember that? Plant a garden. Dig a garden or whatever the hell that is.

[Pat Godwin]

Plant a radish.

[Chick McGee]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not the hit.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

From the Fantastic.

[Josh Arnold]

You were really celebrating the Fantastics and we were all saying it's not that great. And you.

[Chick McGee]

But isn't. Try to remember.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's the big hit.

[Tom Griswold]

From the Fantastics was an off Broadway show that ran.

[Pat Godwin]

Longest running show ever.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's what you were.

[Tom Griswold]

You were really trying 40 plus years or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Plant a radish. Get a radish. Never any doubt. This was some of the filler.

[Josh Arnold]

Touch my tushy, please. Pinch.

[Chick McGee]

It isn't.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, just two of the flittiest.

[Tom Griswold]

They never worked in a garden in their life.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you just know. They're from Kansas City and it says.

[Tom Griswold]

Did Pat's dad direct the play?

[Pat Godwin]

He did actually. He did direct that play and the follow up called Celebration.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a sequel. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No one asked.

[Pat Godwin]

I know, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I was. Stacy continues. Let's see. I started to watch the Pit. I hate to say it, but Tom is right. It's a great show. There we go. So.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the new season of the Pit.

[Chick McGee]

Starts on a few days Thursday night.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. I'm looking forward to it.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I think we have talked me out of watching.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. That's easily done in this room. That's easy. Easily done. Yeah, because he. Tom's incapable of just walking into a room and saying good morning. He can't do it. He's never done it. He won't ever do it. You know, normal people. Hey, how's it going, Chris?

[Christy Lee]

Good. How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

Fine.

[Chick McGee]

I'm fine. Okay. He can't do that.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here's Tom walking in the room. There was a tornado that blew up a farm down that was totally engulfed in flames. You can't just walk in and say hi.

[Josh Arnold]

You once told me very early on never to mention things I like in.

[Chick McGee]

This room because you are quickly. They will be picked apart and you'll never want to ever again. That's why so many things in my life are private.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that a deliberate skill of yours or do you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's been. It's been acquired through years of classical education.

[Chick McGee]

He just. He can't. He can.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, thanks for writing. That's Stacy in Schwartz Creek, Michigan.

[Josh Arnold]

Her mama's got a call.

[Chick McGee]

What did you say to me today when I walked in? You didn't just say hey morning. I forget every morning. It's something. Oh, you were playing your meth head keyboard.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that was a terrible song this morning.

[Chick McGee]

The first one you were playing was good.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good one too.

[Christy Lee]

The one I walked in on was not very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Ray Bryant Trio.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's not wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Fantastic musician.

[Chick McGee]

I surely recommend that you said something like. Well, I evidently. Oh, Mendoza and Signetti are going to Las Vegas.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't say that.

[Chick McGee]

Head coach and quarterback. That's what they're doing. They're going to the NFL. Did you hear. Don't say that. Didn't hear that, Tom. But. Good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob and Tom show writes Jeffrey from Phoenix, Arizona, a long time listener. I couldn't think of the word trail mix.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I asked my wife, you know the nuts you walk around with? That could be.

[Chick McGee]

You walk around with trail mix. Well, never done that.

[Josh Arnold]

If you forget trail.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, trail. Now I get it. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear. Oh, boy. Coming up, we have objects that have been deposited inside the front Naughty by the ladies. Scientific survey in. This is Bobby from Louisville, Kentucky. My friend is a nurse. She shares many stories with us. The best one I've heard of was a man had seven fishing bobbers in his rectum.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh man, I wonder if they were like on a line a la anal beads.

[Tom Griswold]

He told probably it. He told the medical staff he was cleaning them in the bathtub and somehow all seven got shoved in.

[Josh Arnold]

That is all right.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? What are the odds of that? Josh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean that guy. That's why I buy a lottery ticket.

[Chick McGee]

Had to happen to you because you. You're a fisherman.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

So what is the conversation when the one of the nurse or attendants walks out of the room and hey, yeah, room five. Yeah, we got a Lunatic says he bobbers in the bathroom. Okay, okay. I'll take care of it. Get. Get the tongs. We're going in. We're coming Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom Dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Hey there. Hello. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, yourself. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. He's at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. By the beard of Ace Cosby, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. A lot of fun in sports this morning. Morning. You're gonna love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Elkie writes Elkie Summer, don't let him get to you. I put my socks on standing up every morning, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Can you. Would you either have it videoed at home or could you do it here for us in person? Put. Put one sock on. I think seeing your feet on in person, for me, it would be objectionable.

[Christy Lee]

Can you put your shoe on without. Just take your shoe off and put your shoe on without.

[Tom Griswold]

Not these shoes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, of course. They have those special. Yeah, that's the shoe industry. Now. The slip ons that you.

[Tom Griswold]

These are not slip.

[Josh Arnold]

These people swear by those, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like the sketchers that you just.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite thing is, you know, I knew I was gonna like this kid when I. Josh told me about the guy who invented Velcro shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And his.

[Chick McGee]

His dream was broken.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. He went, well, that's it. No more laces ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Laces are gone.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys see what I did here? I fixed it.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope. Only kids and old people.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody else went, no, no, no, we don't want it. No Velcro in there.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Now we've even moved from that to just slipping in. You don't even have to do anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have the sketcher slips in or whatever this. And you. They. When you walk, they're not wanting to come off.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Don't worry, though.

[Josh Arnold]

I applaud anybody who can put their socks on standing up.

[Christy Lee]

Me, too. I don't know how.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You really can't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

I have to sit down to put my hat on.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how long I could stand on one foot, period.

[Christy Lee]

I could do it it if I had to.

[Chick McGee]

You had to.

[Christy Lee]

It's easy.

[Josh Arnold]

And I have to really concentrate.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I have to do is I have to go. Okay. The foot that's on the ground, I have to pretend like I'm pushed. I'm trying to push it through the ground to maintain my core.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, fair enough.

[Chick McGee]

All right, somebody time me. I'm gonna raise one foot off the ground.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay?

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Ready?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He's wobbling a little bit. He's got it.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like the record to show Ace's check. Checking that I wrote.

[Christy Lee]

Can you lift your knee up like you're gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

You're approaching 15 seconds. You're doing a good job.

[Josh Arnold]

Tighten your abs. Oh, I didn't mean for you to strain.

[Chick McGee]

You. All right, Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Look how fit you are, mister.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing a good job. There we go.

[Chick McGee]

Well, 20 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get to the fun, fun stuff in sports. What's going on?

[Chick McGee]

Because asking for an autograph would be boring. A woman named Natasha went viral over the weekend for her posting a video of Jaguars quarterback Trevor Lawrence in which she back squatted him at a bar. Holy cow, There they are. There's Natasha and there's trevor.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Trevor. Six, six, two, 14.

[Josh Arnold]

She's not hitting plane. She's. She's. She's not going low enough.

[Pat Godwin]

She's ripped her chinos, though.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Wait a minute. And so he's. He's on her back.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. And he's. She's kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, she's just bending her back. It's not. This does not count as a squat.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a no rep. What if she dropped him?

[Pat Godwin]

He broke his arm.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I think? I think Josh is right.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are no reps. Your ass has to be at least down to your knees.

[Chick McGee]

And. And pat is also correct. What if he dropped? What if she dropped?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that would be.

[Chick McGee]

And he broke his right arm.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa. Natasha is a Navy veteran. She posed for photo with Trevor after her impromptu workout. She threw up a peace sign. The quarterback hugged her and smiled.

[Josh Arnold]

That is fun.

[Chick McGee]

She wanted to know what it was like to put the team on her back. How you feel about that comment?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I liked it until then. That's when the story.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's a bigger dude than I realized.

[Pat Godwin]

He's huge.

[Chick McGee]

He's doing pretty well, he's. I think they're going to do.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm sorry about him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Seems like something about him that you.

[Christy Lee]

Like, I don't care for.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you don't care for.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought you.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have thought you'd be the long hair.

[Chick McGee]

You love the long hair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but not his. It's like string.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, although he looks like a young Laura Dern. But besides that, I mean, kind of, it's okay, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And last night on Peacock, there was a basketball game between the Los Angeles Clippers and the Golden State Warriors. And guess who Peacock had doing the play by play, right along with our own Reggie Miller. That's right. It was Snoop Dogg.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

And during the course of the game, Steve Kerr got thrown out. Head coach of the warriors got thrown out. This is basketball, Josh. And Snoop was on the mic when Steve Kerr got thrown out. And here's what it sounded like.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look at Steve Kerr.

[Josh Arnold]

He's all the way out here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Steve, don't get thrown out.

[Pat Godwin]

Get.

[Tom Griswold]

Get him out of there. Get him out of there.

[Chick McGee]

Back him up. Back him up. GP Back him up. Steve. Ready to fight out.

[Tom Griswold]

He's already gone, Steve. Banging Inglewood right now. Inglewood.

[Chick McGee]

Get him, Steve. You in Inglewood, Steve? Get him, Steve. The Arizona Wildcat that came out. And look at him. That was Reggie there at first. That's Reggie and Snoop during the game. That's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Snoop likes his sports.

[Chick McGee]

Snoop is.

[Tom Griswold]

He's getting ready for the Olympics.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's like part. Part of the. But large bottom line with Peacock. He's on there quite often. I think he and Kevin Hart did something with the Olympics last time. Remember all that? I'm sure they're doing it again.

[Christy Lee]

Talk about a guy who's turned his.

[Pat Godwin]

Life a one overlooking the past.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Bless you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Are you looking forward to the Olympics, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I am.

[Chick McGee]

Starts February 6th. Skiing. And Lindsey Vaughn.

[Christy Lee]

And they have snow there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Everywhere but.

[Chick McGee]

Everywhere but. It turned out everywhere but fail.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, no, no. We had more here.

[Chick McGee]

That's a shame. All right. Miles Sandstead kicked the extra point in overtime. Montana State won their first national championship since 1984, beating Illinois State 3534 Monday night in the Football Championship Subdivision title game.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

In national.

[Josh Arnold]

I used to play subdivision football.

[Christy Lee]

Cul de sac. Was your end zone.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the name of the bowl?

[Chick McGee]

It's the Football Championship Subdivision title game. I don't think there is a name.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because some of the bowl games are somewhat clunky.

[Chick McGee]

It was Pretty little. Well, not anymore. The bowl games are. Bush bowl games are kind of sort of fading out, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

But would you admit the playoffs. Clunky games, Clunky names.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you mean the granddaddy of them all, the weed eater? Pool on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Fiesta bowl or whatever they call that.

[Christy Lee]

They have a Cheez it bowl. Don't they have a Cheez it bowl?

[Chick McGee]

My favorite continues to be the Pop Tart Bowl.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When they.

[Chick McGee]

The winning team, they. The Pop Tart mascot climbs into a.

[Josh Arnold]

Giant toaster, willingly sacrificing, willing.

[Chick McGee]

And rolls out of the toaster and the winning team takes pieces of his body. Please, after.

[Josh Arnold]

Use me as sustenance.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

In tribute to what you've just done.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing. That's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great. Yeah, that's a great.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

Well, Tom, the city of Buffalo has achieved a Guinness World Record. Buffalo. I don't. I think they had a lot of snow, didn't they?

[Christy Lee]

Probably. It's Buffalo.

[Josh Arnold]

I like buffalo.

[Christy Lee]

So do I.

[Chick McGee]

Would you jump on a table for us, Tom, like they do in Buffalo?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Happy to. And is that not. Is not the place of the. The luge.

[Josh Arnold]

The video of a butler.

[Tom Griswold]

The drinking butler.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they have the best chicken wings ever. Anchor in.

[Chick McGee]

That's part of the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it is.

[Chick McGee]

That's part of the story.

[Christy Lee]

I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll certainly look forward to that. Also yesterday we had a survey of objects found in the human buttocks in emergency rooms all across this great country of ours. Today we go to the mommy parts and we discover what they've had to fish out of there. We'll find out about that coming up. Of course. Also coming up, we have a couple of very sweet dog stories. We got a loose monkey. We got a sad death in the world of high art.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What I heard was a monkey who paints died. That's what I heard. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's close enough. The story does involve a monkey in a way. Both of them involve monkeys. One. One is. That's alive. Also, we've got a naked guy accused of robbery and other delights, including the world's most expensive tuna. You're not going to believe how much.

[Chick McGee]

This baby went for.

[Christy Lee]

I spared you that chick.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't get that.

[Christy Lee]

You want it? I gave it to you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to be stunned.

[Chick McGee]

I like a nice tuna salad. Do you like tuna salad? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this portion of the Bob and Tom show, brought to you by our friends at Java House, the I guess the cultural hub of every business is the break room. In our case we call it the green room. Maybe it's the canteen or the cafeteria.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we get it wherever.

[Tom Griswold]

Wherever you get your coffee or your tea.

[Chick McGee]

I'll see you at the canteen.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Yeah, this is the mango black tea. This is really good.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

I have some water here, just pour it in.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Oh I love the Outback Bloomin Onion.

[Chick McGee]

Is that still Outback?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh we got, we got a Ocala Florida man suing out back steakhouse over shattered toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy the term shattered there to do me. You have to wonder what they mean. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Oh boy, that was ill timed nose blow.

[Josh Arnold]

You want me to assist?

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Well it's the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

That I, I saw. That's what David Mere did opening the ABC news list. Oh sorry. Ill timed nose blow.

[Chick McGee]

Hello Christine.

[Tom Griswold]

Now let's find out what's going on with Nicholas Maduro.

[Christy Lee]

Hello Chick Mickey.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey Chick Mickey.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. He's at the IH Steven Singer, sidekick, chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. You've got your sports picks. They're posted already on the old insta. The chick McGee and did. Are you picking the.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we can go college games if you'd like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure, go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I haven't gone. I. I was not going to pick the college games, but I can if you'd like. What do I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

I know you're trying to boost your. Your.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, but that doesn't count.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Don't fall for this.

[Chick McGee]

No, of course not.

[Christy Lee]

Don't.

[Chick McGee]

Of course not. And I'm insulted that you think I would. Here are the NFL picks for this weekend. Shot your hole. Wild card. It's wild. They call it wild card weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Saturday Chicago hosting Green Bay. I like Chicago in that pickup. I'm sorry. Well, Rams and Carolina. Carolina getting 10. I like Carolina plus the 10. I think the Rams win that one. But Carolina keeps it close. Sunday Phillips minus the three is San Francisco. I like this stinking Eagles. Jacksonville hosting Buffalo. Jacksonville at home, dog. Cause of Josh Allen, Jaguars getting two. I like the Jaguars to roll the bills 28 to three. Something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

35.

[Chick McGee]

35 to Chargers plus three versus New England. I think that'll be close. That might end up being a push. I like Chargers plus the three. And then Monday night Houston minus three at Pittsburgh Steelers home underdog Texans are going to wear Aaron Rodgers for a hat many, many times during that. During that game. I will like. I like the Texans to win big in that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much before we get back to the sports.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin's got his guitar here. That is a good looking guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's my mating baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a new song for us?

[Pat Godwin]

New songs? What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Tons.

[Tom Griswold]

Perhaps we could hear one of them. Or we could have pick a letter both at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

Pick a letter. How about F anything?

[Josh Arnold]

You saw the apples on his guitar.

[Christy Lee]

What letter would you like us to pick?

[Chick McGee]

That looks like a guitar Martha Stewart would have. It looks like the perfect icon. If you would Google image guitar. That's what would.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's the perfect.

[Chick McGee]

It is beautiful guitar looking guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

This is Tommy Emanuel model. This is the bait and master built classic.

[Christy Lee]

Does it have like mother of pearl in it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not a fancy guitar. It's just well made.

[Tom Griswold]

Good work.

[Chick McGee]

Is there any good.

[Josh Arnold]

What is the key?

[Chick McGee]

Any secret? Anything in your Life. You stub your toe, would you ever scream out mother of pearl?

[Christy Lee]

That's what.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but I appreciate it.

[Christy Lee]

That's what that is right there. And that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's a beautiful guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

Mother of pearl.

[Pat Godwin]

It's meant to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever yelled out heavens to Betsy?

[Chick McGee]

I think I have said heavens to Betsy.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been close. Inside joke.

[Chick McGee]

What am I supposed to do during that one? That's right. The NFL Wild Cards coming up this weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

We did that already.

[Christy Lee]

We have a song for us. Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

You say you made some resolutions. Well, you know, we all want to lose some weight. You make some healthy substitutions. Well, you know, try smaller portions on your plate. But when you go talking about exercise, don't you know that you can count me out? I'll take a zeppic and I'll be all right. The pounds melt away overnight. No cardio for me. All right, here comes. I'll be tiny as a little fusion. Well, you know Christy, I wanna be a thinner man Juby doo wop bop a Jubie doo wop. I'm gonna try that. Nutrisystems. Well, they say you have to stick to the meal plan. I've been thinking liposuction, Pay my grand. And they just suck it out in oh, you know I'm gonna be so light. I'm sick of XXL being tight, but I'm having dessert tonight. Ah, screw it. I'll start tomorrow. I have blisters on my shrinka.

[Chick McGee]

A big laugh from Tom about blisters on.

[Pat Godwin]

I know who the audience is.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a classic reference.

[Pat Godwin]

What blisters on my.

[Chick McGee]

That's what you're laughing at. Not that he sang Sphincter.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. The famous at the end of the one Beatles song I've got blisters on my fingers.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know that Helter Skelter.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's from the live. Wasn't it in the. Let it be Live from the Thunderdome. Okay, whatever it is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, Tina Turner.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's from the White Album.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's back to the sports page with Chick.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. Stupid world record. Oh, why did I ask for this? A massive 535 pound bluefin tuna sold for a record $3.2 million.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

One fish auction of 2026 Tokyo's Toyo to Yoice to to Yo Toyo Toyosu fish Market. The top bidder for the prize tuna at the pre dawn auction, Kiyomura Corp. Whose owner Kiyoshi Kimura runs the popular Sushi Zanmai chain. Ah, that's $6,060 per pound.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we've all known that those tuna fetch a really pretty penny, but this is a while. This is wild.

[Chick McGee]

The fish caught off the coast of Oma in northern Japan, a region widely regarded for producing some of the country's finest tuna.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Why is it that much? That's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

The only kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

They can get it if it's 6,000 a pound.

[Christy Lee]

How much is a piece of nigiri then?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's probably. Yeah, it's 50 bucks or something. Probably.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, have to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't let the sushi. The sushi chef guy see you dip that in soy sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't. You're exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna get one of those very sharp knives on your throat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How do they feel about the wasabi? Are you okay putting that on it?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

They really don't want that stuff.

[Chick McGee]

They don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're supposed to over there. I was reading your. They. You eat it the way it. It's served, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How did the wasabi soy sauce thing come about then?

[Chick McGee]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe that's a USA thing.

[Josh Arnold]

There might be wasabi in some of the. They kind of use wasabi sometimes to keep the fish on the rice, that kind of thing. Maybe, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

But this must be just for publicity. There's no way he can pay 6,000.

[Chick McGee]

Bucks a pound and sell this, get his money back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think so. These Japanese business. There's. I've seen some documentaries about these restaurants that seat 10 for three hours, you know, two nights a week. And they. People pay thousands to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine? You could buy one of these six thousand thousand pound things of fish and they come to you. Hey, this is raw, buddy. Hey, send this back to this chef.

[Josh Arnold]

No mayonnaise.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's the spicy mayo, you jerk?

[Josh Arnold]

It would have to be damn good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the. What's it called? I'm. I forget the name. Is it Wagyu or the beef? The beef. What is that proposed pound?

[Christy Lee]

Depends.

[Tom Griswold]

It's certainly in. Not $6,000?

[Christy Lee]

No. There's a wagyu beef place. I can take you to that. You can buy it. There's a little farm here, close.

[Tom Griswold]

So could we take one of those driverless cars?

[Chick McGee]

We could take a way motor take.

[Tom Griswold]

Away mode to get wagyu.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And go to the grocery and get some ragu. Can you put ragu on your Waymo.

[Josh Arnold]

We can go to the Wawa and get Ragu.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God. I went to a Wawa.

[Pat Godwin]

Incredible.

[Josh Arnold]

They're a pleasure.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it was wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you get a sandwich?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I, I.

[Chick McGee]

He's very close to saying, how long have these been around?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Three, two, one.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, around here it's new.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes, for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

The Wawa was amazing. And of the. I couldn't get the George Harrison song out of my head the whole time.

[Chick McGee]

Possibly if George Harrison were alive, he would go, I apologize for that song. I'm almost certain it's a gross. Almost.

[Tom Griswold]

That is one of the great riffs in rock.

[Josh Arnold]

I do like it.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a good riff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know Wawa. I don't need your Wawa.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. That's the song that almost sounds like it means something.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's. I think it means he doesn't need her crying. I just want to hear her.

[Josh Arnold]

Try saying that to a. Your girlfriend or wife the next time you're in an argument. Hey, I don't need your. Wah, wah.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? That's not gonna go over well.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Here it is. No, don't do.

[Chick McGee]

Turn it down.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen to this lick.

[Chick McGee]

Has it happened yet?

[Pat Godwin]

Now that's an actual Wawa effect on the other.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this is Eric with George, right?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's great.

[Chick McGee]

I don't hear a riff yet.

[Tom Griswold]

That intro, the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like.

[Tom Griswold]

Here it comes.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like it.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

It's okay not to like it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great song.

[Chick McGee]

It's a cool lick.

[Pat Godwin]

It's an incomplete song, but it's a cool.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like people who like.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And I doubt if the Wawa.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

What would you call it? A.

[Christy Lee]

A convenience store.

[Tom Griswold]

Convenience store. Slgas. I don't think they're going to be able to get the rights to that, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, they're not going to pay that money for a song no one knows.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they could make it famous.

[Christy Lee]

Why is it an incomplete song?

[Pat Godwin]

I just don't think it's a well written song. Oh, well, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I got my mind set on you.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's not his song either. That's an old cover.

[Tom Griswold]

Or when we was Fabulous.

[Josh Arnold]

You remember there's no Cracker Box Palate.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's terrible.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a Weird Al parody of we. I got my mind set on you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

The song is just six words long.

[Chick McGee]

This song Is just six words long. This song is just six words.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird Al. By the way, Weird Al is taking out a special. He's got a great band. Always has had a terrific band. He's taking out a band augmented by extra players. This song summer. So he's gonna have a huge the Weird Al Yankovic Big Band show. I will not be missing it now. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

There's more sporting news.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

One more?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are you ready for one more? Yeah. Stupid world record. City of Buffalo, New York has achieved the Guinness World Record for the largest chicken wine eating competition. A total of 499. Shut up. 499 participants took part in the contest. The previous record, 397 7.

[Christy Lee]

So the amount of people competing, not the largest wings. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So this isn't like pterodactyl wings.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

They did not eat the largest bird wing.

[Josh Arnold]

Hire that company who's currently building a mammoth to make pterodactyls so that they could cut their wings off and fry.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you wish? If you could go back in time, wouldn't you want to check out a pterodactyl?

[Chick McGee]

What are the ribs that they put on Fred's car in the beginning, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Sure does.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently. I don't if the Jurassic park movies are any those pterodactyls you want to stay as far away from as possible. I'd rather be faced. I'd rather face a T. Rex.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Than a bunch of those things.

[Chick McGee]

And that they. They fly.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. They peck you apart.

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Chick McGee]

Play with their food.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They don't let you ride on their back, if that's what you're thinking.

[Tom Griswold]

This wasn't giant. What? What critter has the biggest wings that you can eat? Like an ostrich.

[Chick McGee]

Like a condor, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

We've had ostrich meat in here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I don't. Are they using the wings per se?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe someone needs to develop a good recipe, folks in Buffalo.

[Christy Lee]

Ostrich wings.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Although that's kind of like I was. If you knew you're eating ostrich wings, wouldn't you feel terrible?

[Josh Arnold]

No, they're a flightless bird. They don't need them.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Penguin wings.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can see walking around with no wings.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, you weren't using them. We ate them.

[Christy Lee]

You know, bigger isn't always better.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, of course. I'm just curious.

[Chick McGee]

There isn't a single largest edible foul wing. That was my. That was my search term. Thank you. But for chicken wings, the largest edible serving according to this world record. 297, 655 pounds by the great big green egg in 2024.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

But this was the most people eating wings.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think this is.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, they had fun. That's all that matters.

[Chick McGee]

There is the famous 13, 710, 37 pound world's largest chicken wing in Madeira Beach, Florida. It's a statue.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And it says here not meant for consumption. So just know that going in.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's a statue.

[Josh Arnold]

Turkey wings.

[Christy Lee]

They're pretty big.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But nobody's really clamoring for those. I kind of pull the meat off and then just wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole buffalo wing thing is not why they started.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. They're running out of, like, good chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

They were. Weren't that popular and then they turned it around. It's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Which restaurant did this one in Buffalo Chickster.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Chick McGee]

I already threw it out. Threw it away and burned it. It does not say where it took place at which restaurant. It says the Revelous Family Foundation's annual holiday spectacular.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, 499. I think there were. There were more people eating wings at The Ale Emporium. 499. But when we were talking about it a couple weeks ago, the anchor bar.

[Christy Lee]

Is where the wing started. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

There's. Isn't there an argument or something? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You've been there, Josh, right? You've been.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've been to both places that claim they started it or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All good stuff. All of it's good.

[Christy Lee]

What do you call good stuff?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you call a group of wing eaters? Oh, like your pot of whales, Your pack of wolves, Your boy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good question.

[Christy Lee]

Are you a drummy or a flat guy?

[Josh Arnold]

I prefer drummies, but I certainly like the flats too. Will it. We'll have to ask Willie when he's in later this week. He's the big wing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we have to push on here. No. Has that completed the official sportscast?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it has.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have. Yes. Coming up, we have objects found in the front. Naughty ladies. Yesterday we had things found in the backsides of people all across America. But this time it's. It's the gals that are inserting the gashes.

[Christy Lee]

Don't use that term.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that. Is that like pejorative or something?

[Pat Godwin]

Would that not go over?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that. Is that defense?

[Chick McGee]

What about.

[Christy Lee]

What about if you say hatchet wound.

[Chick McGee]

I'm out What about dame is not Dame is. Dame is like knight, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Dame is nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There is nothing like a dame.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing in the world.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of South Pacific for you illiterates.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

When. When we wish he was joking.

[Tom Griswold]

When we return, we have naked guys in the news. We got real monkeys. We got painted monkeys. We got kittens being rescued, dogs being rescued and a toilet, allegedly. Oh, there's a problem with it, apparently at the outback. At one particular outback, state goes. I'm not buying this, by the way. These are the AELI Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning. Hello, Marjorie. How are you? Oh. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Don't know how to keep his trap shut in break room. There's boy. On and on and on.

[Pat Godwin]

I wasn't tucked.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the topic in there?

[Pat Godwin]

Chick Mickey's. How fitting is looking with his black.

[Chick McGee]

Something online that I hadn't seen yet. And next thing you know. And then Josh still. What did you say.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom? Pat was asking Jess Hooker if she was aware of this new trend on social media. And I asked Jack if he was aware of the new trend of being quiet in the green room.

[Pat Godwin]

That's usually my joke.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Pat shows us the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly.

[Chick McGee]

And then we turn it on him.

[Pat Godwin]

It's. It's hilarious. Six drunk people will sit in a staircase and. And they get ready and they play one line from a song and then they start it in the back and it's pretty good. But then they get the giggles and it's just. It mutates and it made me howl. It's the funniest thing I've seen in a long.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a new trend on tick.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the song?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a couple of different.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's say all of us are in a stairwell.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

And I say, God, I throw myself.

[Chick McGee]

Off the land.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. Yeah, I'm ready to hop. I'm ready to hop the rail with you.

[Josh Arnold]

Damien Carus, yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

I honestly, I've never laughed that. I've just really laughed.

[Christy Lee]

And they're drunk at so funny. Okay. Is it okay?

[Tom Griswold]

What's the song?

[Josh Arnold]

Anything we want.

[Pat Godwin]

It could be any, like a Line like everybody dance now. Something like that. Or it could be a little more obscure so that they don't quite know it and they have to kind of duplicate it. That's why it's so fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. Is there a rhythm, a track with it or.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no. They just play a snippet. And the girl at the top or the dude at the top. I saw it with five men that came from Mexico apparently, and they didn't have a grip in the language. And it was very, very funny then. Drunk girls, even fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Funnier.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, yeah, very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Five drunk Mexicans sitting on a stairway. This sounds like the beginning of a joke.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I, I'm already formulating punchlines.

[Tom Griswold]

They probably built that stairway. Josh, there's one. I'm sorry, I have lost my place. Did we finish sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, we have.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll pass the baton to Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk. What's your choice for the first news story?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think we should get this one out of the way. If you missed us yesterday, you missed.

[Chick McGee]

The, you missed a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you did. But we talked about the top things that were found in people's rectums in 2025.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't swallow it like that. I mean, it was an important story.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think it was important to anyone but you. But we did it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think know this. I think with, especially with the pit out there. The show about an ER this was a survey of emergency rooms all across the country.

[Josh Arnold]

And I went from loving that show to I can't wait for it to be canceled.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great show. And I wonder if this season they'll have somebody come in with something stuck up their butt.

[Christy Lee]

Stuck up there.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet they do.

[Christy Lee]

Today we go to the mommy parts. Yes, that's right. The website known as defactor has compiled a list detailing some of the unusual foreign objects that became stuck in people's orifices in 2025. Live today, it's the vagina. All right, are you ready? This is the u. S. Consumer product safety commission's database too, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

They're under the auspices thumb of china.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember where our taxes are paying so much to do this vaginal survey I love always.

[Chick McGee]

I love that. Brought to you by the Smithsonian institution and hakamaru.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What side?

[Christy Lee]

The second one stuck in people's vaginas. Wouldn't it be ladies vaginas?

[Tom Griswold]

But that's an argument that that bugs me about.

[Chick McGee]

I might have a vagina, but that's not my pronoun. So go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, remember they made. At one point, they made. There was thing about women's pregnancies and they had to change it.

[Christy Lee]

People's pregnancies.

[Tom Griswold]

People's pregnancies.

[Chick McGee]

Don't let him talk about this.

[Christy Lee]

A holiday.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's. Because it's ridiculous. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

What items are there?

[Christy Lee]

A holiday bell.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

A holiday bell.

[Chick McGee]

Holiday bell.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean like a. Like a Christmas thing? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, at least you knew when she was coming. Sounds like.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like Jennifer's on her way.

[Christy Lee]

A lighter.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

This is obviously cool.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's not lit. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

That doesn't sound sound painful so far.

[Christy Lee]

Aluminum foil.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh man.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think that was used as a bird control device, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. Somebody trying to make a diaphragm.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe one of those little. Little ducks they make at the restaurant.

[Chick McGee]

Swan.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if it was a. If it was a. Rolled up into a dildog.

[Christy Lee]

Dildo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Objects.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes. Is there. So I'm sure you can go online. There has to be a place online to make your own dildo. That'd be a short lived shop at the mall, wouldn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Ma', am, why do you have an aluminum foil swan in your vagina? Because the last guy couldn't finish eating it.

[Chick McGee]

He's coming back. He's taking me home.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that very much.

[Chick McGee]

I did too.

[Christy Lee]

A popsicle stick. How do you lose things?

[Josh Arnold]

No, this was probably not melted.

[Pat Godwin]

That probably melted well, but the.

[Christy Lee]

The stick.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the stick.

[Chick McGee]

So she'd forgotten it was in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat's right. By the time she got to the emergency room, the popsicle might be gone.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, unless she's very, very chilly.

[Christy Lee]

A plastic orca.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Like Free Willy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A gemstone. This is interesting. The patient inserted two diamond rings in her vagina while at a party in fear they would be stolen.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, these are all lies.

[Chick McGee]

These people.

[Tom Griswold]

They get to the year are these mixed up? And no one's gonna actually.

[Chick McGee]

That. That diamond ring doesn't. That kind of makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

That kind of makes sense.

[Pat Godwin]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

That's as close.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I agree.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean if you're going into prison, I think.

[Chick McGee]

No, but there's.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of that.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're at a cocktail party and you think, well, I probably shouldn't show off this nice ring I have. I'm gonna go. Excuse me. I'm gonna go to the ladies room and shove it in the old.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you wouldn't announce it like that because you're trying to hide it.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine being her gynecologist opening her legs? Well, apparently he went to Jared.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Is that finders keepers in that sense?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say you went to Jared?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. You know, Josh could say anything.

[Chick McGee]

I know what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a fine joke. I couldn't hear the last part. That's a fine joke. Can you imagine? That is their commercial. It's like you're trying. What's this a commercial for? You see some physician looking over some computer. Oh, I've got Ms. Johnson in room six. Okay. Then she spreads them. Oh, he went to chair. As he pulls it out with a pair of tongs.

[Christy Lee]

This patient reports a bag of marijuana has been in her vagina for two days and is uncomfortable.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Now do they give it back?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Depends on what state you're in, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

I would imagine a state of inebriation would be my guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it a blunt.

[Christy Lee]

It's a bag of.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to write a poem. A bag of pot in her mommy parts.

[Chick McGee]

Man.

[Christy Lee]

A latex glove.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That could have been left by the guy from the previous joke.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Either that or Howie Mandel was going down.

[Christy Lee]

A bath bomb that would burn.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought that those are dangerous. Or they can potentially be dangerous burning just by proper use, let alone.

[Tom Griswold]

Are those the things that foam up? Yeah. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A small plastic mermaid. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Name brand Ariel. Or an off brand.

[Christy Lee]

A flower toy. I don't know what that would be like.

[Josh Arnold]

One of those squirting flowers.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, these are found kind of redundant in the front. Naughty of ladies. These. That's where these things. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Bracelet charms.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the flower toy was a tulip.

[Christy Lee]

Ah. Two vibrators. Because, you know, one is not enough.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's just greedy, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

A penis ring. Two penis rings. Oh, somebody got greedy.

[Josh Arnold]

Five penis rings.

[Chick McGee]

But. So I must have slipped off in there.

[Christy Lee]

Must have.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never. But I thought they also kind of went around the testicles. You know what I'm saying?

[Chick McGee]

I think that's up to the wearer.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they lost interest.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that'll happen.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I think any guy will.

[Tom Griswold]

Would.

[Chick McGee]

Would agree with that. And they'd say, yeah, there is a certain amount of just disinterest. At some point you're very, very interested. And then it just really goes on the cliff all of a sudden.

[Tom Griswold]

Uninterest is what we'll come back and find Out. What's after the file?

[Chick McGee]

Punch Tom in the face.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a distinction. Disinterested and un arbitration.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody else hears you too.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole world.

[Chick McGee]

The whole world hears you.

[Tom Griswold]

We will return with more things that are correct from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there. Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

The I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's the bearded Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Half bearded. I believe we're going to hook up with our international satellite. And there. There he is. It's Kostaki Economopoulos, comedian and our NFL correspondent, Kostaki. Now, how are you, sir?

[Christy Lee]

Happy New Year.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm good.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hey, guys.

[Chick McGee]

Happy New Year.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. It's not too late.

[Chick McGee]

Too late to be wishing each other Happy New Year.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I haven't seen you.

[Chick McGee]

I just saw you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I say. It's on the second, the first couple of weeks. If you haven't seen someone, you can still say Happy New Year up. Of course. Now is there. I was. There's a Chinese New Year coming up in a couple of weeks.

[Chick McGee]

Greek prick.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, my question is, with your Greek heritage, must you. Must you. Can't you. Sorry. Is there. Is there a Greek New Year? Do you guys. I know you got the.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No, you mean like a year of the Musaka?

[Josh Arnold]

I think.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not. You're the Zorba.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I don't think so. The regular new.

[Chick McGee]

You go with.

[Tom Griswold]

You go with the traditional Western civilization.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes. Last year I was. A new year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah. Same deal. Countdown celebration, couple shots, some rich foods. It's all the same deal.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I want Musaka. Thanks a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever had that retsina wine? That's God awful.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Not a fan of that. Yogurt and retsina. Those are the two Greek things. I don't really care.

[Chick McGee]

I've noticed that you've been talking about Doing shots a lot. You need to get in a program or anything. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just checking. I worry about my butt.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I appreciate the check in your chick.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, stop it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Kostaki, it's my understanding that. That you are an excellent poker player.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Have my moments, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I am being forced to play cards now with my family. I've never been good at cards.

[Chick McGee]

I am being forced to play cards with my family.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate playing cards.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's how my dad saw games with kids.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just terrible at it. It's probably the add kicking in. And what is the secret to being a good card player? Is it a good memory?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I've been playing. I've been playing Uno with the little one lately. Is it Uno? What are you playing when you play?

[Tom Griswold]

It's like corner kings. What are you doing? I'm supposed to take lessons.

[Chick McGee]

Are you playing hold' em or stud or.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the one Everybody around here plays Euchre Yukur. I don't even.

[Chick McGee]

I found out Euchre is very regional, very Midwestern.

[Josh Arnold]

Mostly Milwaukee, Right?

[Chick McGee]

Is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's Bob Euchre.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Oh, that's a different Euchre.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you play Euchre Kostaki in the Big Ten?

[Chick McGee]

Euchre's big, I think. The original Big Ten. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Wait a minute. We just lost it.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he freeze or is he.

[Tom Griswold]

He's either really hungover or he's lost in thought.

[Chick McGee]

I told him to get in the program, and now he's freezing on the air.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I thought we were Talking to Mitch McConnell for a second.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly what he did.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, you're on fire today.

[Josh Arnold]

You can go home. You've already earned your earned your, earned your.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. Take a month off.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Kostaki, are you still there? Oh, we've lost him. There we go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. Don't talk to that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we got me. Now we got Chick on the big screen. We'll reboot this thing. Kostaki is officially our NFL correspondent.

[Chick McGee]

So Kostaki brought up an interesting question. What kind of cards are you playing with the kids?

[Christy Lee]

King's corner? Is that what you said?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They're teaching me. I've just never been good at cards. I. I don't know. I can't concentrate on anything. You know that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

I can barely drive.

[Josh Arnold]

Do your kids get frustrated teaching you, or are they pretty patient?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's just non stop insults. You think. You think you guys are hard on me.

[Chick McGee]

Is that why you're the way you are in here is because you don't get to pick on anybody at home? But are you kidding?

[Pat Godwin]

Who's the best player in your family? Who's the best of all of them?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Kelly's much better.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you play cards with your husband, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

No, he doesn't play Euchre. He's not a fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

I know. I was shocked, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you can't play cards.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't like it at all.

[Tom Griswold]

See, Pat and I have the same mental health issues.

[Christy Lee]

I love you guys.

[Chick McGee]

Is that true, Pat, or are you just solitan?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Do you play euchre, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I never have played. No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Growing up, I was wondering if it.

[Chick McGee]

Was in Missouri or not.

[Josh Arnold]

I think some people do play it, but we played Rummy Cube. So it was Rummy but with little tile cube.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, my mom played that. Yeah, that was a big deal.

[Pat Godwin]

I played rummy for 20 years.

[Chick McGee]

It's big with. It's big with wife swappers. Rummy Cube.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is it really my grandpa?

[Tom Griswold]

I can play tic tac toe. I can play tic tac toe with a six year old and still lose. I know. There's a trick to it.

[Christy Lee]

I really like Uno. I mean, Kaki brought that up, but.

[Chick McGee]

We gotta know your numbers. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

My nieces were playing some game where they slap.

[Christy Lee]

Uno slap.

[Chick McGee]

Is that it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, they have Uno Slap. They have another Uno that shoots the cards at you. That.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Unaki.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's the girl who stands in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Center and Unaki again, a word that's never been spoken before. But precise, I hope.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't there accurate. Isn't there a card game called Spit, Spit.

[Christy Lee]

Spit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm watching some apple.

[Josh Arnold]

You're getting a thumbs up from.

[Chick McGee]

Spit is a fast place 2 player card game where players race to shed all their cards by playing them one rank higher or lower onto central spit piles without taking turns using one hand for playing the other for the deck. Yeah, that's on the.

[Josh Arnold]

What about war?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh, that's good. War is easy.

[Josh Arnold]

We used to call it defense.

[Tom Griswold]

Another great joke.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I don't want to speak for Josh, but I'm sure he appreciates you being kind to him.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe just a laugh would be good. We can always move on.

[Chick McGee]

Slows down the comedy every time.

[Tom Griswold]

Have we got Kostaki back here? Okay, Sorry. Oh, there he is. Hey, Kostaki.

[Chick McGee]

The sober up digit.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Happy New Year.

[Chick McGee]

Get away from me.

[Tom Griswold]

I've just been here. Kostakia Katamopoulos is our NFL correspondent. Now, I know that a big thing's going on in your hometown. Coming up, Atlanta. This is at the Friday game.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Friday. Beach Bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Beach Bowl. Christie's husband is going.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. My.

[Chick McGee]

Are you in Oregon?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

How do you not root for Indiana at this point, especially now? The Dogs are out of it. I'm. I'm on board. I'm ready. Let's do it.

[Chick McGee]

That was one of the best college football games I think I've ever seen, that Georgia game. Georgia and Ole Miss. That was unbelievable. Unbelievable.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I didn't care for the ending, but.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Kostaki, what about all these guys getting fired yesterday?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was asking Chick this, and before I give his answer, which of those guys will immediately get picked up by somebody else?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, hang on, hang on. Yeah, hang on. Think it. But I asked Chick this, and I'll give him what he answered. What did he say?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want Kostaki just to agree with you.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, go ahead.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I think it's Stefanski. Did I get this right, Chip?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, that's what I said.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He's the most reusable one, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Crowd.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't understand the. The fervor of the. Fire. Fire the coach. Fire the. Okay, all right, let's fire the coach. Now what do we do? And especially in the. In the Browns case, I mean, he. They beat the Bengals, and for no reason at all, he.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Chick McGee]

He's won the coach of the year two twice. AP Coach of the Year.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know. Sometimes it's not the coach's fault when half the team is badly injured. I give you the Colts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Who's out there?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Not to mention, there's a $230 million guaranteed albatross around his neck with the contract for DeShawn Watson, who is still the most toxic thing in Cleveland since the Burning River.

[Chick McGee]

They have to.

[Tom Griswold]

The Cuyahoga. Thank you. They.

[Chick McGee]

They have to pay him $74 million next year.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I mean, that's not the coach's fault. DeSean Watson has gotten more people fired than me, too. That's not fair. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard the Brownie.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard the Browns have a staff of private detectives following desean Watson around with his rehab, trying to. Trying to get out of this contract. Wow, it's really ugly.

[Tom Griswold]

He can be fired for.

[Chick McGee]

Cause, you know, we had that rumor.

[Tom Griswold]

Side of the Road.

[Chick McGee]

He got married or something. You remember this story? Kostaki and he took his boot off. Watson took his boot off. And they thought, well, there's. He's voided his rehab so that we don't have to pay him 190.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, they.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I mean, blame them for if. If they found some out they should take.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, our chick has posted his pics already at the Chick McGee. On the insta.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, on the insta.

[Tom Griswold]

Your thoughts? Your thoughts, Mr. Economist?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, I don't know. I haven't even. I've been so focused on getting to here. And they fired all the Falcons guys, too, so I.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I was surprised by that. I really was.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I mean, they did have a. They won every game this month. They've been. Math. This is the first Falcon thing ever to be mathematically eliminated a month ago and then win out.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right, right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Elk and Lane. Lane Kiffin quit and go to the Falcons already?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

We can pick him up, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Does he have to stay at least?

[Josh Arnold]

Never mind the Colts.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The Colts had an interesting season, right? They went 7 and 1 and then 1 and 9. No, no one saw that coming. Especially Anthony Richardson, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, the eye injury. You see, he's got.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He still has limited vision. Well, that should help with the accuracy issues.

[Chick McGee]

That should help.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Philip Rivers gushed about Colts quarterback Riley Leonard. You know, when you catch Riverside, you got to be careful. Leonard's got to get an IUD or a sponge or something.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It can get out. Gotta get your tubes tied, Riley. That man's a menace. Rivers look pretty good, but his whiteouts haven't helped him. Right. His wife's fallopian tubes have better hands than the wide receivers.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, for those of you that not watching, Kasaki Economopoulos is doing fallopian tube. Fallopian tube dance.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty accurate.

[Tom Griswold]

That could catch up.

[Chick McGee]

I like that. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I see why Rivers is so prolific. I watch his press conferences. He's so earnest and grateful and likable. It makes me want to wriggle out of my panties immediately.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Sorry for the image. Happy New Year, chick.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Vikings quarterback, J.J. mcCarthy. Nine isn't just his nickname. It's also the German answer to the question, is he healthy enough to play nine?

[Chick McGee]

He is not.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

McCarthy's played in 10 of 34 games, and he only finished seven of those. I say this as a Greek and a Southerner, you got to work more than that, you know? Yeah, I don't like work.

[Chick McGee]

But I gotta.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He hurt his head and his hand and his knee. He's got slightly fewer problems than the guy on the board game operations. Next, he's gonna break his wishbone and sprayed his bread basket.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a fun project. You could take the operation game and put NFL logos in various places.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, whatever.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

There's some players that eat the whole. The whole series. Right. Miles Garrett now is the most sex ever in a single season. There's another Browns achievement this season. Most sacks in one night. Still Andy Dick still.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the sacks. I get it. The man likes boys. You see?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Any given night sex. Carrot also has at least 10 sacks and eight consecutive seasons, most in NFL history, which is a phrase that always makes me giggle. I majored in Western civ and with a minor in NFL history. Not that serious.

[Chick McGee]

Take it easy.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

New York jets defense finished the year with no interceptions. Do you know this stat check. They're the only team to do that since it became an official stat in 1933.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

You think you'd get one on the deflection or.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No interceptions.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That was during the Great Depression, which is also what jets fans call the time since they became jets fans.

[Pat Godwin]

And.

[Chick McGee]

They have a defensive coach. Nobody can figure it out. Yeah, right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's really weird. Stefan Diggs in trouble for choking, but the Dallas Cowboys aren't in trouble at all.

[Chick McGee]

They.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They've done some.

[Tom Griswold]

No, aren't. Hey, Kostaki, Can I interrupt your flow? There seems to be a brief lull. Anyway.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

The man was on fire. And then all of a sudden. Did you watch the. The TV series Land Man man at all?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

What year is that?

[Tom Griswold]

It's Billy Bob Thorne. The reason I bring it up, and I think Chick will actually agree with me on this. There is a. What do you call it when someone plays themselves a cameo or.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what it's called. He played Jerry Jones. Played himself on Landman. And he was.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Should be a name for that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but he was remarkable.

[Tom Griswold]

Jerry Jones. He was. He was terrific. I mean, I'm not kidding. He was great.

[Chick McGee]

He should.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm Jerry Jones.

[Chick McGee]

I'm totally serious. I don't think it's gonna happen. He should at least be nominated for, like, a special guest appearance.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

For an Emmy or something.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think he's kind of telling his own story, and it's kind of emotional. It. I. I didn't know it was coming. And when I said, wait a minute, That's Jerry Jones and he's great. So if you get a chance, there's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

A new movie out called Is this thing on? That's about a comedian who's getting a divorce. Manning has a role where he's not Peyton Manning. He does the opposite. Is, you know, it's fine.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see the movie?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, I think the movie's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Will Arnett.

[Christy Lee]

Will Arnett, Yeah. A lot of our community and.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

And Bradley Cooper, apparently they co wrote it and. And Bradley directed it and Will stars in it, and it's great. It's really not. It's really. It's like a small film, but it's really well done.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. To prep for that, I guess he did a lot of open mic. Will on it. Did a whole bunch of open mic night nights.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Is that right? Yeah, he. He plays a great, like, older comic who doesn't know what he's doing. But he's earnest and he's. You know, he talks about. He's wears his heart on his sleeve and the younger comics like him. Yeah, it's. It's actually. It's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry I interrupted the flow of the show. We need to head toward the closer, Kostaki.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, we do? Well, I don't know if maybe we skip that touchy sub. All right, well, let's make fun of the Raiders. That's fun.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The Raiders are on the clock. Appropriate since they've been hitting the snooze button all year. They're not good. The Raiders haven't seen anything this ugly in Vegas since that tiger took a.

[Tom Griswold]

Bite out of Roy.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's a closer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You could be the closer.

[Tom Griswold]

Kostaki Economopoulos. Always a great pleasure. Kostaki. I know you've got some gigs coming up later this month. Janesville, Wisconsin. Riverside, Iowa. Quincy, Illinois. Details on your Instagram and on Facebook. And you can track him down by just going Kostaki. And it's a C O S T a K I. Always a pleasure, Kostaki. Great stuff.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Thanks, guys. And not this weekend. Next weekend. If I could add him in Stockton and then Cozad, Nebraska.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So. All right, well, send me this. Text me the dates and I'll get them on the air. Thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

So much fun. Now, I want to say special thanks to homeserve for sponsoring the Bob and Tom show. This is really interesting. We've as homeowners, we've all had that thing where you've got car insurance, you've got homeowners insurance to a degree. You've got phone insurance, but your homeowner's insurance doesn't cover a lot of the little stuff, like those panicky moments when it's Saturday night at 2am and the lights all go out and you find out you got an electrical issue and there's water flowing in your basement. Some of us have been there. This is where HomeServe comes in. They've got a 24. 7 hotline and they'll help you find someone to help you. That's what I'm talking about here. Homeserve is like a subscription for home repair. Starting at just $4.99 a month, HomeServe will have your back. Like I said, some of those repairs, they are always inconvenient and this is where you want to have someone helping you out. So the 247 hotline from HomeServe can be extraordinarily useful and they can help you protect your home. All those little systems that keep your home up and running and keep your house available and happy place for you to be. Also protect your wallet. So find out what I'm talking about. Get all the [e-mail] Once again, plans start at just $4.99 a month. Find the plan that works for you homeserve.com it's not available everywhere. Find out if it's available where you live and your house is. Most plans range between the aforementioned $4.99 a month to only $11.99 a month for that first year. So find all the details. Terms apply on covered repairs. See homeserve.com for all those details and all that information. We certainly appreciate it. Thank you very much, HomeServe. Coming up, we will conclude. Did I get that out right?

[Christy Lee]

Glued? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that was the wrong place.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, let Josh do it. Let Josh do your famous sign off until we come back after commercials.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead. And coming up we'll return and we'll do that when we come back.

[Chick McGee]

That's the Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll follow up that with our follow up. Okay. So we'll be returning to the place where we are doing it again, which would be the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this will still be the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize pick sports desk. And hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I mentioned the TV show, the series called Landman with a friend of the show show, Billy Bob Thornton, who's just terrific. If you've ever wanted to start smoking, watch Billy Bob smoking cigarettes. I don't think I've ever seen anybody enjoy a cigarette more than Billy Bob.

[Christy Lee]

He does it well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And he seems to be enjoying that. So he's probably asking for retakes just so he can. But I mentioned that there's a terrific scene, and I'm not kidding, with Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, playing himself. And I would highly recommend it. But I was wondering what other famous people have done that. That I did a little homework during the break.

[Josh Arnold]

Played themselves.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. For example, on Entourage, Mark Cuban played himself.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. He also played himself in Billions. And he's not bad at it because it's not an easy thing to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you remember the TV show. Not the one he was the host of, but President Trump. Played Donald Trump on a TV show in the 90s.

[Chick McGee]

I know he's in one of the. Home Alone.

[Josh Arnold]

He is in Home Alone 2. Did he show up in Fresh Prince?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good, Josh. He showed up in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I remember this one. Steve Wozniak was in the Big Bang Theory. The guy from Apple Computers. Elton John was on Will and Grace. That's pretty much on the nose. David Bowie was in Extras.

[Chick McGee]

Chubby Little Fat Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. With Ricky Gervais. Wow. And then I know McCartney famously did his own voice in on the Simpsons.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Yeah. So Lisa becomes a vegetarian.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Pretty long list. But it's. It's fun. But anyway, the. The show, Landman, that. That's one of the highlights of the show. Jerry Jones is chicks that probably should be nominated for Emmy. He's really good. It's a really well done scene. Okay. Now we have completed our sports broadcast. We last left you with objects being found inside the front naughties of ladies as determined by the U.S. consumer Product Safety Commission's annual emergency room survey.

[Christy Lee]

We only have four more.

[Tom Griswold]

These are things found in the.

[Christy Lee]

At the emergency room. A hairbrush.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

A detergent pot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that after a while.

[Christy Lee]

There has to be a reason for that.

[Chick McGee]

It must have been an Internet thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think most of these. The people are intoxicated. The ones we had yesterday within the bus.

[Christy Lee]

How drunk do you gotta be to put a detergent pot up your.

[Tom Griswold]

Woohoo, man.

[Christy Lee]

I Mean, there's no logical reason.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, who knows?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, unless somebody told him it was a spermicide or something. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude, you might be right.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm still take.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a word. I hate all these.

[Pat Godwin]

These little.

[Tom Griswold]

Little guys on little bridges.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you didn't get a chance to.

[Tom Griswold]

Go into swimming yet.

[Josh Arnold]

See ya.

[Christy Lee]

This one's interesting. A plunger cap.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope you washed it first. My God, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's.

[Chick McGee]

What is that, a plunger?

[Josh Arnold]

It's not a trumpet.

[Christy Lee]

A plunger cap, like on a plunger. You know, the rubber part. Rubber part end.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? That's. That may have been used as a diaphragm. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a big.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they make.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they make the. The mini plungers.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The ones for your sink.

[Chick McGee]

What are the professional.

[Tom Griswold]

Call that Turd wrench.

[Chick McGee]

Turd ranch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah, but this would be the rubber. But it wouldn't be a good diaphragm. Because there's a hole in it. No, where the handle would go. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

That goes in.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There are.

[Tom Griswold]

There are threads, right? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You tighten it down and there's no hole.

[Tom Griswold]

There wouldn't be any.

[Chick McGee]

Suction.

[Christy Lee]

A beer bottle. Patient says she was on a cruise on her honeymoon.

[Tom Griswold]

Who is it?

[Chick McGee]

I thought you said Keisha. Oh, I thought you said her name was Keisha.

[Tom Griswold]

On a cruise in a honeymoon. What did she said?

[Christy Lee]

Jack Daniels.

[Tom Griswold]

Did her husband run out of ammo? Fail to achieve launch. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it a bush?

[Chick McGee]

You're not gonna stop, are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, these were obviously retrieved by, I'm sure, physicians or physicians assistants at emergency rooms.

[Christy Lee]

Medical professionals. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Would it be uncool if you were the doctor to, as you removed it, say, ta da?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I think you have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Or could you at least look at the. Look at one of the nurses and mouth out.

[Chick McGee]

Were you told that?

[Tom Griswold]

For my next trick.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you say a buddy of yours took a light bulb out and they had to drill a hole in it and fill it with plaster of Paris or something?

[Tom Griswold]

I read that in a book.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a light bulb in someone's keister and they had to drill a tiny hole and fill it with some out of plaster or something because they were afraid if they tried to move it, it would shatter and they'd bleed.

[Josh Arnold]

That would just be horrible.

[Christy Lee]

I shattered one of my favorite Christmas bulbs yesterday. Putting it away. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Putting it away.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what you.

[Christy Lee]

Would you put your bulbs away?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Pat. And by the way, put your balls away, will you? We're in mixed company.

[Christy Lee]

We had flower toy on here earlier and I didn't know what that was. Bridget has written in.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

She says, dear Bob and Tom, listening to your show this morning, pretty sure that flower toy mentioned refers to an adult toy. That's called the flower. I'm not familiar with that.

[Josh Arnold]

The rose shaped one that maybe that we did have in here.

[Chick McGee]

Here.

[Christy Lee]

But you're not supposed to put that in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it didn't seem like it was more.

[Christy Lee]

That was more for the lips.

[Tom Griswold]

The first one they described as. What was the very first one on your list? Wasn't it described as something Christmassy?

[Josh Arnold]

Holiday.

[Christy Lee]

Holiday Bowl. Bell, Bell.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm gonna be the doctor.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, you walk in.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, doc, I had some real good.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you just. Let's spread them and let me take a look here. It's beginning to look a lot like Chris. Right between your thighs. No holiday bell now, man, the pit. The new season starts. I wonder if anybody will come in with something in the old.

[Christy Lee]

I hope for your sake they do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Christy Lee]

If they'd be great.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, can you imagine the emails we'd get the next day?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, your phone will be going off the hook. Better.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. A man in Florida is suing Outback Steakhouse, claiming a toilet, speaking of shattered. Shattered and collapsed beneath him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Michael Green filed the complaint over an incident that reportedly occurred in the chain's Ocala location.

[Chick McGee]

Big fella.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, fatty fat.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's it here.

[Christy Lee]

No, it doesn't say here.

[Tom Griswold]

And I looked. I looked for like eight versions of this story, and none of them have a picture of him in the lawsuit.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Green alleges that while he was using the toilet in the handicap stall, the toilet suddenly shattered and collapsed beneath him, causing him to fall.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be awful.

[Christy Lee]

His attorneys accused the business of negligence that resulted in severe bodily injury. He's seeking damages exceeding $50,000. This isn't the first time a large chain has been sued for exactly $50,000 over a toilet mishap happened. Also, precedent has been set transpired in Florida, too. A couple of years ago, a man went after Dunkin Donuts for the same amount after the toilet he was sitting on erupted and covered him in raw sewage.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that guy. The 50k isn't enough. That guy gets it. But yeah, I was wondering, this guy that was at the outback, if he's a Very large person. But every one of the stories only has a generic picture of a toilet or a. Of an Outback Steakhouse.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but even if he is a very large person, the toilet shouldn't be breaking.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I have a question about this.

[Josh Arnold]

It shouldn't.

[Christy Lee]

Do they make a reinforced toilet? I mean, I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

They, they do they make an extra large for.

[Christy Lee]

But that will handle extra weight.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

So a larger hole. Because it can be hard to aim when you've got.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, if it's the vastness of the posterior.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't know if the holes lined up. Oh, I see any, any folds.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Many, many, many, many pounds of fat.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, when. When the toilet collabed at the Outback, it collapsed counterclockwise. Turned his ass into a blooming onion.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, there we go. Had to have blooming onion in there. I knew it.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are delightful.

[Christy Lee]

They are so good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, don't eat, don't eat a whole one.

[Chick McGee]

How about that sauce?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the sauce, the sauce.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good.

[Chick McGee]

Very. The sauce.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what's coming up in the news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have Naked Guy. And we have a monkey run Amok. And we have the American Kennel Club with a story that's really upset Tom. And we have our history lesson.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, all coming up. Also, I want to mention our friend Tim Allen, the great actor and comedian.

[Chick McGee]

Not speaking to him.

[Tom Griswold]

Morrison Center, Boise, Idaho, coming up Saturday.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For some live great stand up comedy. We knew Tim back in the day as a stand up comedian before he moved to Hollywood and got famous with Tool Time, et cetera, et cetera. So, yeah, by all means, check out Tim Live, coming up Saturday, January 10th, in Boise, Idaho. And he's got the new movie coming up next year, the. What is it? Toy Story 5. And it's got a pretty good premise. The toys see someone come in with an iPad. Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

Then they go on a murderous rampage. It's quite a twist.

[Tom Griswold]

That Mr. Potato Head can wield a machete.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't think there was anything any. Any more to be said. Those are stories.

[Tom Griswold]

But those movies are great.

[Chick McGee]

If you say so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, they're the best. Right now it's quiz time. Christy Lee happens to drive a Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

And so I'm going to quiz you, Chrissy, since you drive one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What makes the all new Hyundai Palisade hybrid an incredible suv. Now they've got, of course, the famous spacious interior.

[Christy Lee]

It's huge. You can fit a Family of seven easily.

[Tom Griswold]

And it can go off road, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is incredible. This, this Hyundai up to 600 plus miles of range. Yeah, that's, that's beautiful.

[Christy Lee]

Hyundai really has the hybrid down. It's an amazing thing. And I, I don't know about you, but I would highly recommend. I just said yesterday, and I know you guys don't believe me, I didn't know this commercial was here, that I was driving home from work.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't believe you.

[Christy Lee]

I love my car so much because I'm getting to about 40,000 miles and you know me, I trade and I'm not trading this baby. I love it so much.

[Tom Griswold]

And you like it because you were departing from us.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you get in the car and ah, at last, freedom.

[Christy Lee]

The Hyundai hybrid is amazing and the Palisade is a beautiful vehicle. You will love it. It's great.

[Tom Griswold]

And we're talking about the, the Palisade hybrid once again. The 600 plus miles of range is really incredible. So it's more than just another issue.

[Josh Arnold]

Now by hybrid they don't mean it's a car slash boat.

[Christy Lee]

No. It runs on gas and electricity.

[Josh Arnold]

A fair question.

[Tom Griswold]

A fair question. If I were talking to a team of morons. Back to reality here on earth. Those of us that love driving, love driving the Hyundai. Go to Hyundai USA.com that's Hyundai USA.com and it's of course H Y N d a I Hyundai USA.com you'd even call them 562-314-4603 to get details on the great Hyundai Palisade hybrid vehicle. Now we have lots of cool stuff coming up including dogs, cats and monkeys and even a nativity scene in a bizarre story in the news. And the akc, the kennel people or whatever it is, the American Kennel Club. Yeah, dumb move. Coming up, we'll find out about that from the AELI Auto Part studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you need at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC insurance news desk. There's Pat. God. Hello. Hello there. There's Josh Arnold.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's the one, the only Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. The prize picks, you simply pick two to six players. Choose more or less and watch your lineups light up for the playoffs. Download prize picks. Use the code Tom and get $50 bonus credit instantly when you play. $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Time to educate everyone with a little bit of history. Oh. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, February 9th.

[Chick McGee]

Happy New Year.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I missed a whole month. That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Joan of Arc. Oh, is it hot in here or just me?

[Chick McGee]

Take off all your clothes.

[Tom Griswold]

Famous for marrying, of course. Noah of Ark. I mean, I'll see. 1580. John Smith is born.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

Is that Pocahontas's husband?

[Tom Griswold]

No, everyone gets that wrong. John Rolfe was Pocahontas converted to Christianity, and she married John Rolfe. I don't know why everyone thinks they always get those two confused.

[Chick McGee]

She was.

[Tom Griswold]

She was. Mrs. Rolf.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell us a little bit about John Smith.

[Tom Griswold]

John Smith was the first person named John Smith. And there have been several. Several since.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Is that why he's in the history.

[Tom Griswold]

His son Nay John. Nay Smith invented basketball.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all I know about the guy. Sherlock Holmes, born 1854. On the stage date not published, but that was his.

[Josh Arnold]

His birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

His birth date.

[Chick McGee]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Watson, for his 30th birthday, gave him one of those deerstalker caps. The chick earlier.

[Christy Lee]

There'S a song that says Pocahontas Mary John Smith.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I think that it's not correct, though. I'm positive.

[Christy Lee]

I believe you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

John Rolf. Let's see. Danny Thomas, born in 1912. The show make Room for Daddy, which the unfor that title, unfortunately, would be probably a whole section of the pornhub website. Sick.

[Chick McGee]

Sick.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that the Andy Griffith show was actually a spin off of that show?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

The Danny Thomas Show. Yeah, it was an episode.

[Chick McGee]

They arrest Danny for speeding at Mayberry.

[Josh Arnold]

Marlo's father.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Great founder of St. Jude's Right. Jude's Children's Hospital, 1946. For Pink Floyd fans, the birthday of Sid Barrett.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Sad story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He was a kook, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, just beloved early.

[Tom Griswold]

But the great. By everybody but the great. You know, Dark side of the Moon and wish you were here kind of in his honor.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Especially. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Mr. Bean. Rowan Atkinson, born in 1955.

[Josh Arnold]

Has anybody seen that new man versus baby?

[Chick McGee]

I haven't.

[Christy Lee]

No, I haven't.

[Josh Arnold]

That. On paper, it sounds hilarious, right? I just don't know if it is. So I'll.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the movie where he has the turkey on his head?

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Bean.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Bean with.

[Tom Griswold]

So funny.

[Chick McGee]

What's his name? Peter McNichol.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh. When she's Whistler's Mother.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. Probably one of the only guys still sporting a flat top and pulling it off. Howie long, born in 1961.

[Josh Arnold]

Star of Firestorm or something like that. Yeah, they tried to make him an actor for a hot minute.

[Chick McGee]

Mike.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know who this guy is. I. Norman Reedus, Walking Dead.

[Pat Godwin]

Walk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you'd like him. He's a big motorcycle guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never seen that show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he also does some, like, documentary stuff with motorcycles and traveling actor.

[Tom Griswold]

I hear they're making a sequel to the Walking Dead.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of a combination fitness thing. It's called the Running Dead.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. They're fit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're a little more. A little more fit.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because, you know, the. The obesity and zombie corpses is a big problem.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, you can outrun them if they're just walking.

[Tom Griswold]

The great actress Kate McKinnon, born in this state.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she is. She is real, real fun.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1984. Let's get to some important events. Oh, no. What I missed. I wish I'd seen this coming. In 1838, Samuel Morse and Alfred Vale demonstrated the telegraph for the first time.

[Chick McGee]

Never heard tell of the second guy. Why'd you add.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, he's the Bob Finger of.

[Tom Griswold]

Alfred Vale. V A I L. Is it because you think, interestingly enough, when they tested it, there was no snow there that day.

[Chick McGee]

And the skiing.

[Tom Griswold]

The skiing was terrible, but at least the lines were long. Of course, the. The telegraph. Of course. Which leads to one of my favorite songs of all time, The Five Americans. The great song, Western Union. Josh.

[Christy Lee]

We're well aware.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I had only ever heard it on this show.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, I.

[Chick McGee]

You won't hear it anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The telegram is a thing of the past.

[Josh Arnold]

I understand that.

[Chick McGee]

That's why. No, no. That's why Western Union fell out of favor.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch this. The telegram is a thing of the past. Stop. Get it?

[Josh Arnold]

He's enjoying himself.

[Christy Lee]

He is.

[Chick McGee]

I'm having a great time.

[Christy Lee]

Do you expect him to jump into the century over two weeks?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that really one of your favorite songs of all time?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You sure play it a lot. Why do you thrust? Why do you thrust?

[Tom Griswold]

You know the story? Yes. When I was in 8th grade, we went to Washington, D.C. we start numbering these. They're already numbered.

[Chick McGee]

Just yell out number six.

[Tom Griswold]

Your school send you guys to Washington D.C. when you were in the eighth grade?

[Pat Godwin]

They. They did. We. I couldn't afford it. I stayed home.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, what a drag. How about you, Chris? Did you guys.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't get.

[Chick McGee]

No, I didn't either.

[Tom Griswold]

I was white. Anybody. Anybody have any parents that work to make money?

[Christy Lee]

My single mother.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, that's great. Well, we went and there's nothing like turning a bunch of 8th graders loose in a hotel because it was the first time we were ever by ourselves. It was great. And I had a buddy, John Happy, who looked. He looked 25 when he was, you know, 13.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that. Being friends with that guy was always.

[Tom Griswold]

He went down to the lobby of our hotel and he bought a bunch of nudie magazines. And one of them was called Western Western Nudist and I. So we used to sing Western Nudist.

[Chick McGee]

See where that'd be a hoop.

[Tom Griswold]

And then some. Some kind. Some kind listener a few years ago found an antique copy of Western Nudist and sent it to me. By the way. Disturbing.

[Josh Arnold]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. When you see the whole family.

[Chick McGee]

The whole family's there.

[Tom Griswold]

That is.

[Josh Arnold]

So it wasn't necessarily porn. It was a. An actual like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Nature.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Just wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Really troubling.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1957, Elvis appears in the Ed Sullivan show for the very first time.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry, was he on Steve Allen before that? I thought it wasn't really Ed Sullivan.

[Pat Godwin]

Something hoot.

[Tom Griswold]

Nanny.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Something it could be.

[Josh Arnold]

Did Ed Sullivan work? Like a lot of the biggest star went first and then the axe got. Got lesser and lesser. Or did they save Elvis for the end or.

[Chick McGee]

I think they saved it for the end. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a great documentary. But Ed Sullivan was really on the cutting edge of integrating American television.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

He made sure that a lot of the African American acts that weren't getting any time on the air, he got him on there. So yes, he is. In spite of the fact that he had a very odd delivery. He was a newspaper column.

[Josh Arnold]

Not telegenic at all.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but he was this newspaper guy that just put this show together. So it certainly. If you've never seen any of the episodes. Well, wor watching famously, of course had the Beatles on. Etc.

[Pat Godwin]

I think there's a comedy duo that's followed the Beatles. Like there's two people.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's a scar.

[Josh Arnold]

Brother man.

[Tom Griswold]

Man and his wife.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they, they. There's. There's a thing about how they're.

[Chick McGee]

Was it Stiller And Mira?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

I think so. I forget the name.

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't go. It didn't go as well for them.

[Chick McGee]

Was it Hartford and Clamshed?

[Josh Arnold]

It may have been Cl.

[Chick McGee]

She was amazing. Very funny woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Lastly, a 1975 Wheel of Fortune Fortune premiered.

[Josh Arnold]

Was Pat the original host?

[Chick McGee]

No. It was Chuck Woolery. No. And Susan Stafford was in the Vanna White role.

[Josh Arnold]

Susan Stafford.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why.

[Josh Arnold]

I know I had a couple of her loans.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think the first maybe. Yeah, I think this is one of the first stories of its kind. Nancy Kerrigan was attacked on this date in 1994.

[Chick McGee]

And let's face it, we all wanted to attack Backer. So.

[Tom Griswold]

And that.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hard to explain how big that story was.

[Christy Lee]

So big.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember what she was exclaiming?

[Chick McGee]

Why? Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Why me?

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think. Perfectly valid.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a really. An awful thing. And there's the movie, what is It? Which lies about what really happened.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of those movies do, but it's still entertaining.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, very it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, whose side are we on on that one?

[Josh Arnold]

Hers.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, what's coming up in the news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have the American Kennel Club adding three new breeds. We have a couple of dogs that had to be rescued over the holiday. And a kitten and a monkey who.

[Tom Griswold]

Is a bad monkey.

[Pat Godwin]

Monkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's a bad monkey. Shut your mouth. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not much to look at, you can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Sanitized for my protection.

[Chick McGee]

Well done. Hi. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. There's Pat Godwin. Hey.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

That was over. Exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Nah, nah, nah, nah.

[Chick McGee]

There's John. I say that there's a Cosby. Hi, Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We got our dog segment here. I'm very excited about this.

[Chick McGee]

He's a good boy.

[Christy Lee]

Love my dog.

[Tom Griswold]

So big, sweetie. Oh, boy. Did your. When you got back, did your dogs look at you like, well, I guess you had a good time.

[Chick McGee]

I told you mine. Mine stiffed me at the. I picked them up at the spa there. One went, yay. And the other went, you're dead to me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I got it yesterday because I was home for two weeks and they looked at me like, where the hell Are you been.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like, you're supposed to be home with us now. Yeah, all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They're following me around and my golden is snoring like. Like she gets fan mail from an airport. I mean, she's snoring. I'll. I'll. I'll record her one morning.

[Christy Lee]

Do you guys. When they're having what they. I call them nightmares. They're probably great dreams, but I feel bad because they're making all that noise and they're.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that the little legs are moving.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Do you calm them or do you let them go?

[Tom Griswold]

I let them go.

[Chick McGee]

I heard they can viciously attack you if you try to calm them down during a train.

[Tom Griswold]

They're having a great dream. They're running after a squirrel. You don't want to wake them up and go, hey. Oh, it's you again.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks. It happens to my cat. I calm her after she wakes up because she'll sometimes jump up ready to.

[Chick McGee]

Kill whatever is the gentleman. Kansas City had something to say. Yes, Josh, what do you do?

[Josh Arnold]

I calm her after she wakes up.

[Chick McGee]

Your cat, really?

[Josh Arnold]

I just got the cancer.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want to do the cat story first?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because we got a bunch of rescue stuff here, but there's one little kitty. This is a sweet story.

[Christy Lee]

Firefighters in South Carolina rescued a kitten that got trapped under a car. The Bluffton Township Fire Department said a driver on Bluffton Parkway saw a kitten dart out in front of his vehicle and pulled over to see if it had struck the animal.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, there are stories of mother cats lifting a car to get their kid.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now. Now you're in my area. I like that very much.

[Christy Lee]

The driver and his son realized the cat was alive but stuck and drove to Fire Station 30, where the on duty crew jumped in to assist. Tyler Williams, a senior mechanic in the department's maintenance shop, worked carefully to free the little kitten.

[Tom Griswold]

So is the kitten stuck inside the engine?

[Christy Lee]

Apparently somewhere in the grill? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, in the grill. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it doesn't say. I would assume room. It says, I don't know if it's in the grill under the car where the kitten has been named Flash. She was taken to the booth Beaufort.

[Chick McGee]

They took her to the bufu.

[Tom Griswold]

It is not the Bufu County Animal Shelter.

[Christy Lee]

Buford County Animal Shelter, where she's said to be recovering and will be put up for a time.

[Chick McGee]

We inoculate our pets from the rear.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you got your guitar out.

[Pat Godwin]

I do indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

So they rescue this little kitty from inside the car or Underneath the car.

[Christy Lee]

Somewhere in the car.

[Josh Arnold]

For some reason. That's not coming through my headphones at all. Is it coming through everybody else's?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You got it on there, Pat?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm full on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, put me up.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. I can't say for sure.

[Christy Lee]

I can hear it.

[Pat Godwin]

Firemen arrived just in time. It wasn't arson. It was no crime. It wasn't a cat stuck in a tree. It was a kitten lodged in an suv. It darted across the road, got stuck in the grill. Kitty cat almost got killed. Yeah, kitty cat almost got killed.

[Josh Arnold]

And.

[Pat Godwin]

The cat's under the car with a sad meow can't get out no way, no how it's raining real hard and someone's missing their pet that kitty cat sure got wet. Sweet, sweet Puddy got wet. Not done yet.

[Tom Griswold]

So sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, Ah. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some fun guitar playing, Pat. That's very nice. That's very pretty. We have other rescued animals, but the doggies in the rescue world.

[Christy Lee]

A New Jersey police officer rescued a dog that fell through the ice of a frozen lake.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

WABC reports that a Sparta resident contacted authorities after spotting one of two dogs falling into the frigid waters of Lake Mohawk. Patrolman Michael Poon reported to the lake.

[Pat Godwin]

You too?

[Chick McGee]

How can we not, Officer? Can we just not highlight the story?

[Christy Lee]

Highlighted ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

He made sure.

[Chick McGee]

Are we just children?

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine this poor guy?

[Chick McGee]

Poon, get in here.

[Tom Griswold]

This poor guy had to go to junior high school. Junior high school in America in New Jersey. With the last name Poon, he donned.

[Christy Lee]

His ice rescue gear, entered the water to push the dog back onto the ice.

[Chick McGee]

Well done, Poon.

[Christy Lee]

Then he reunited the 10 year old Labrador named Sun Kiss, along with her partner in crime, four year old Bruno, with their grateful owner, a Mr. Chance Dobbs.

[Josh Arnold]

A man. Bruno for a dog is great.

[Christy Lee]

That is a good name. Mr. Dobbs said he was home at the time of the rescue and had not realized that his dogs were even missing.

[Josh Arnold]

Man. Well, thank goodness they're safe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now we got another one.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Firefighters in Rhode island rescued a dog that fell into a frozen pond New Year's Day, according to the fire department officer Cooter.

[Tom Griswold]

If only. Only Officer Snatch Beaver could have been more slimy.

[Christy Lee]

The Ms. Kwatima cut fire department, a yellow lab named Phoenix, was out on a walk with his owner when he wandered onto a thin layer of ice covering a pond and fell through the center.

[Chick McGee]

What was his name? Twatimacut. What was it?

[Christy Lee]

Ms. Kwamekut?

[Tom Griswold]

You're pretty close.

[Christy Lee]

Yeahsquamicut.

[Tom Griswold]

Misquamicut.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's the name of the fire department. Responding volunteer firefighters donned ice rescue suits and entered the pond retrieving Phoenix. Phoenix, who was declared free of injuries. Authorities described this incident as the successful first call of 2020.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a picture of this little guy. Not so little. Beautiful yellow lab. Yellow lab.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Was Old Yeller a lab? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They show the guys in these ice suits. You're not going to see a calendar of those ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they're not sexy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, they're.

[Josh Arnold]

Those things are. Look like foil, kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they look like. They look like super heavy rain jackets and coats.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I was gifted one. I have one of those. They're huge.

[Chick McGee]

Very, very big.

[Christy Lee]

What do you have?

[Pat Godwin]

Some fan of the show sent it for, like a Halloween costume.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I say rescues on your.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I do many rescues on my off hours. You know what I'm talking.

[Tom Griswold]

This is my signal for. I could do a joke, but I won't do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

If he says he can't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

But doesn't rescuing a dog with an ice suit, doesn't this sort of sound like the beginning Hallmark movie?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And she walks up, oh, you've rescued little Bruno. And then he's in this big clunky suit.

[Christy Lee]

And then she runs into him later.

[Chick McGee]

We were in high school together. You were poor and fat. Now you're handsome and rich.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And a fireman.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna move to New York. I think I'm gonna stay in this.

[Christy Lee]

Small town in Rhode Island.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Whitesville.

[Josh Arnold]

I like those films.

[Christy Lee]

I like that you Whitesville.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a certain percentage of other ethnicities, but it's really based on some kind of a chart. Where's the Asian friend.

[Christy Lee]

Two days in?

[Tom Griswold]

Am I right or not?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to comment on how honest you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, so those are the happy dog stories. Coming up, we have another dog story that's got me really eerie, irritated. Oh, and plus, we have a death in the world of bad painting coming up. And we got a naked guy in the news and some new words. Did you just look over these words, Christy? Yeah, yeah, they're all irritating.

[Chick McGee]

How we did the new word story.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a. There's more than one dictionary said the crappy old guy.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Cambridge dictionary.

[Chick McGee]

Words mean different things.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh to Merriam Webster. Now, when it Comes to savvy skills in the realm of the NFL.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Right.

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Prize Picks. Have some fun. Speaking of fun, a friend of the show, Tim Allen is going to be at the main hall at Morrison Center, Boise, Idaho, coming up this Saturday night. When we come back, more interesting dog news on the way. Plus a naked guy and trying to rob a place. I don't know. Wouldn't you want to take a bag at least?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or something. Shoes? I don't know. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I just got here myself. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Good to see you, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold. Hello. Ace Cosby. Yes, ladies, Ace still has the beard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does.

[Chick McGee]

We all. We all love it. Except Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's half a quarter of a beard. It's not there yet.

[Christy Lee]

Well, give him some time. It's been two weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

What? I say if it takes more than two weeks, don't worry.

[Josh Arnold]

How about at Eddie's?

[Chick McGee]

If it takes more than Eddie's, looks great, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I said the same thing, Daddy. I said, hey, Eddie, what time do you have to be at the soup kitchen?

[Chick McGee]

I haven't seen Eddie.

[Christy Lee]

Eddie goes. I love soup.

[Josh Arnold]

Dude, he looks great.

[Chick McGee]

I bet he. Eddie's crazy handsome, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, there are a lot of handsome people that work here. Thank you. Yes. Ace Chick, Huh? My God, you're handsome. Isn't Chick handsome?

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Wait. Hang on a second. Yeah. Everybody shut up. What'd you say, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I said I want to get into those pants.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

All you had to do is ask, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Possibly move forward and we would have them.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you move forward with those kind of looks over there?

[Josh Arnold]

Violent gay sex. We would, like, kiss passionately, then just slap each other in the face.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm getting. I'm. I'm starting to get a little sick.

[Chick McGee]

My mouth flying everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, rescue the show.

[Christy Lee]

What is that show? Heated Rivalry. Are you watching any of that?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what it's called?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

About the hockey players, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it just. And I mean this. And just. This is just fact. Sexual. The gayest, hottest, gayest sex.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It is like the number one show on Netflix too.

[Chick McGee]

And the gay community is like, championing. They love the show.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it called?

[Christy Lee]

He did Rivalry Rivalries.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's about hockey. Are they NHL players?

[Christy Lee]

They're. And they're not. The people don't know they're gay. They play in the NFL or in the Asian.

[Josh Arnold]

They are in the NHL. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And they don't know their gay nsf.

[Pat Godwin]

More like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Work.

[Josh Arnold]

I have not seen it. Have you guys?

[Chick McGee]

That's a slap shot. I've ever seen one. I'll tell you one.

[Christy Lee]

Timer. Honestly, I have not seen it. But my friends have seen it and rave about it so much that I may have to check that out.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll pass. What else you got?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the American Kennel Club has added three dog breeds to its roster.

[Tom Griswold]

If any of you have ever heard of any of these, I'll give you 10.

[Josh Arnold]

They're new.

[Chick McGee]

They should make like a big Swedish.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they never have a doodle on here.

[Tom Griswold]

They never have dogs that anybody actually has.

[Chick McGee]

Well, doodles are kind of. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So are these new breeds as in scientists just created?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they've been around forever. But then they're not.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Christy Lee]

The newcomers include the Basset Fauve de Bretonge.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I have six of those. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

A hearty, sociable, compact hound that can hunt all day.

[Chick McGee]

I like the term compact in there.

[Christy Lee]

Versions of these. These coarse coated, tan hued hounds go back at least as far as the 16th century French aristocratic circles. They've been around a While this is ridiculous to you, they're ridiculous. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't they have real dogs in.

[Christy Lee]

France and all this?

[Josh Arnold]

Are you really that concerned about who or who isn't in the American Kennel Club?

[Tom Griswold]

It's extraordinarily important to me.

[Christy Lee]

How about this?

[Josh Arnold]

I remember how upset you were when they first allowed a black laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

It was the chocolate lab that I was mad about.

[Christy Lee]

The Teddy Roosevelt Terrier has been added.

[Chick McGee]

The Teddy Terrier.

[Tom Griswold]

Just in time.

[Chick McGee]

He's got to. That'd be great.

[Tom Griswold]

It's actually the name of this dog.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. A solid, energetic small canine that will rid your barn of rodents, alert you to strangers, do dog sports or just entertain you with its antics.

[Chick McGee]

Dog sports.

[Christy Lee]

The breed was named for President Theodore Roosevelt because of his fondness for dogs, including terriers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

They owned one, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

They also are going to next year supposedly bring in the Franklin Roosevelt Terrier.

[Chick McGee]

I was. Swear to God.

[Tom Griswold]

That dog needs a ramp.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't have the use of his back legs. But let me. Have you ever seen that in the wild, a puppy dog that has wheels for.

[Christy Lee]

I have.

[Josh Arnold]

I always love it. I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I've. I know I've seen one.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Animals, the way they adapt is unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

And they are just happy. Just as happy. Yeah. I don't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

But again, no, no, I don't care. These dogs, I. No one has these.

[Christy Lee]

The Russian, a sweet, clever little companion.

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Zetsnaya. A sweet but clever little companion that wants playful interaction. Not just snuggling, though it likes that too. The breed was developed in Soviet era Leningrad, now St. Petersburg after World War II as a pet for a part the of apartment dwellers. So a little on the smaller side for those of you who don't know. The AKC recognizes 205 breeds including these three newcomers.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't they get like a labradoodle something people actually probably in there, huh? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they will be. They'll have their time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, 300 years.

[Josh Arnold]

Or are they just too unnatural?

[Christy Lee]

They're not purebred. I mean, you've got.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I mean all these dogs were eventually they were developed by something.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Mixing dogs up, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but did they happen naturally or.

[Tom Griswold]

No? Well, they would breed them for various types of hunting.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

They would breed dogs to go down into holes to.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll tell you this, I. If I were to get. If I were to dog shop, I would consider a Teddy Roosevelt Terrier.

[Christy Lee]

What's it look like?

[Josh Arnold]

Just Hilariously cute, in my opinion.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they look like a Jack Russell.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there he is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I love it. All right, now, I would want to give it the property. I would want to live on a farm or something.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

A working dog, a lot of energy.

[Tom Griswold]

If it's like a Jack Russell, it's probably. You don't. Probably don't want it around kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, maybe that doesn't affect me at all.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you were gonna have. Isn't your goal 5 children? What are you gonna. We were talking about this off year. You said three wives, five children. But then the other two are just from.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And you have not approved whether or not I can do this show from Idaho, Salt Lakes or Utah. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, either one. Yeah. If you're far enough in the country, who's gonna know? Again, I just think some of the. These dogs seem to be ridiculous.

[Pat Godwin]

My dog's a new breed, the Cavachon.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's pretty new.

[Josh Arnold]

You're really not a dog guy, Tom. You are a. Your dog guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a doodle. There's no doodle in it, but.

[Christy Lee]

No, but it's a mixture of two dogs. Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when some incredibly exotic weirdo dog wins the best in show, it just.

[Christy Lee]

Bugs me because you don't have one.

[Josh Arnold]

So you. The dogs that are in Best in Show, that kind of stuff, they do not have Westminster. They do not have to be a part of the American Kennel Club.

[Christy Lee]

No, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, they have to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So a doodle cannot be.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Huh. Now, they do have golden retrievers.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

They do have Labrador. Retail retrievers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Portuguese water dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Australian shepherds.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man. We could go on and on about the dogs at the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But who knows? So that means next year they'll. They'll have a Franklin Roosevelt Terrier.

[Josh Arnold]

Teddy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Ted. Ted, for the. The. The Para.

[Josh Arnold]

The para.

[Chick McGee]

Westminster.

[Tom Griswold]

The para. The Westminster talk show.

[Josh Arnold]

Go.

[Chick McGee]

I know what to.

[Josh Arnold]

I would, I would. Not only do I plug the joke, I would watch it for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Because as Chick said, man, three legged dogs and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Incredible.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So what?

[Christy Lee]

So the Teddy Roosevelt Terrier, if you're going to enter Westminster, that'd be a great dog to go with because there really aren't very many. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the, the last one you had, I'm just looking this up. The Russian. Yeah. Zvitnaya Balanca.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Blanca is the sound that that dog makes when it jumps into the water. Get the tennis ball. Ivan.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a dog that can Jump really high, but doesn't realize it.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I do. She. I have a dog that can catch. She'd be a great Frisbee dog if.

[Tom Griswold]

Go for it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think she'd be afraid of the Frisbee. She likes a ball, but if she ever knew how high she could jump. Outside fences would never hold.

[Tom Griswold]

Take a frisbee, put McDonald's french fries on it for about two weeks.

[Chick McGee]

Tom's got all your answers. Yeah, If I wanna get a pie.

[Tom Griswold]

She will no longer be afraid of the Frisbee. She'll think, oh, French fries.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities captured a loose monkey that wreaked havoc in a Tennessee music store. The Morristown Police Department said, here we come.

[Josh Arnold]

Please tell me who was looking for the monkey.

[Christy Lee]

Said they were called to the Trade Center Music Store where a cinnamon capuchin monkey had gotten inside and damaged several instruments.

[Chick McGee]

Let me in.

[Christy Lee]

Animal Control responded, but were unable to catch the primate before it ran away. The monkey was captured, though at a different location later in the evening. Wonder what instrument it went for.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet it was playing Stairway.

[Christy Lee]

Nope. Smoke on the water.

[Tom Griswold]

I think a monkey probably could play Smoke on the wall.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What do you know about the. The primate? That movie called Primate that's coming out looks terrifying.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently it's. It's what I saw. It was a classic. It's a classic slasher film. But the slasher is the primate.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it like a orangutan or something?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know exactly what it is.

[Chick McGee]

He looked like. Like a standard J. Fred Muggs chimp that I would call a chimp.

[Josh Arnold]

But apparently something happens and it just starts murdering people.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Chick McGee]

The trailer that the woman. The woman runs her car. It's dark. She locks the door and she's. And she turns to her right in the passenger seat and you just see a monkey ear.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see Anaconda?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I haven't. Reviews aren't good. I don't really care about that, but I just haven't seen it yet.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I kind of thought maybe you.

[Chick McGee]

I saw the trailer where. Where the Jack Black has some Muppet on his back. It's supposed to be an animal or I.

[Tom Griswold]

A snake.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I will see it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this monkey is loose in a. I'm just grabbing some pictures here.

[Christy Lee]

Music store.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think it's looking for those little symbols.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Yeah. They love, from what I understand, banging them together.

[Tom Griswold]

They like to bang them together.

[Chick McGee]

I always wanted one of those toys. You wind it up. He Smashes those symbols like a maniac.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those are fun for.

[Christy Lee]

And his mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

30 seconds. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys ever own chattering teeth?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Talk about something that's fun for 30 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

There should be a whole category.

[Christy Lee]

Chattering teeth. You've seen those. Wind them up.

[Chick McGee]

Chattering teeth, fake vomit, slinkies.

[Josh Arnold]

Now do you want the shattering teeth on legs that hop or do you just want the chattering teeth?

[Tom Griswold]

The legs. That's hack.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I like the legs. I like the legs. Oh, well, I'm sorry. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Police in Florida arrested a man accused of robbing a meat market while naked. The Lake City Police Department said officers responded to highlighted again. BJ's Meat Market.

[Tom Griswold]

This one writes itself.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that an actual meat market or is that like a tavern?

[Christy Lee]

It's a meat market. Like with.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a butcher shop. It's called BJ's.

[Christy Lee]

And the 24 year old suspect, Mr. Kobe Watkins reportedly entered wearing nothing but something covering on his face. The man allegedly broke into a cash box and took more than $1,000 before running away. Didn't take any meat.

[Josh Arnold]

The cash box. Take the cash.

[Christy Lee]

Officer soon located the suspect, took him into custody on charges of armed robbery, exposure of sexual organs, grand theft and criminal mischief.

[Tom Griswold]

So this has to be like a meth related thing, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Potentially for.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean to take all your clothes off and then suddenly get the idea you're going to go rob a place?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would think.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially a butcher shop.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you have to have shoes on?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no service if the sign says.

[Tom Griswold]

That'S right, I guess. Oh yeah. No shirt either. Technically.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Okay, well. BJ's Meat Market.

[Christy Lee]

You think robbers have it tough nowadays because people are using Apple pay all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You gotta be careful who you rob.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hardly any cash in the old till.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the old. Who was it? Eddie Sutton. What was it?

[Chick McGee]

Willie.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie Sutton. Why do you rob banks? That's where the money is. Not anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

What would be the best place to rob? What's the most cash heavy?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's some probably that Affleck Damon movies coming out on Netflix. The rip, I think. And it's about a high tech robbery of some sort. Okay, like remember that?

[Christy Lee]

Were they still like bitcoin?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we have all the treasury bearer bonds. That's what they wanted. What the hell are those? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it was in Baby Driver.

[Chick McGee]

Baby Driver in the Bear.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what they were looking like that. I was like, what?

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that's a good.

[Tom Griswold]

I'M trying to find a picture of this lunatic that robbed BJ's Meat Market.

[Josh Arnold]

Want to see this naked man?

[Christy Lee]

Dude, see his wong.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm just kidding. I just kind of. I would to like to see what he looks like.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to join me and Josh over at BJ's Meat Markets? We're gonna make a night of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Just French and then punch each other in the gut and French again.

[Tom Griswold]

BJ's.

[Chick McGee]

Me grab a hunk of smoked sausage.

[Tom Griswold]

Judging by this, this is quite the. Quite the store.

[Christy Lee]

Is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, the butcher shop I go to is kind of a nice mom and pop place. This is. Oh, wait a minute. That's BJ's Wholesale Club. Sorry, wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought you were just talking to us.

[Chick McGee]

You see, the problem with him being unsupervised, you just can't.

[Christy Lee]

Who gave him a computer? When did that start?

[Chick McGee]

He can find. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Do I need that guy?

[Chick McGee]

Western Nudist is the number one song in the country right now.

[Josh Arnold]

We need that guy from the insurance commercials.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that commercial.

[Josh Arnold]

So just stand by him, Tom. No, no, no, no. You don't want to do that.

[Chick McGee]

You're not Tom. You don't work here.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the scene where he's the van ballet barking.

[Josh Arnold]

Love it. Love it. Especially at the end when he goes, oh, you brought us the wrong car. We had the red convertible. And then he laughs like that's every dad. I mean, those are. I'd watch a movie of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are terrible.

[Pat Godwin]

They're all good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And that actor. That is the.

[Chick McGee]

Is the.

[Tom Griswold]

The older fellow. That's what a great gig that is for him. Yes, and he's the perfect guy. Well, now, what's coming up in the news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

We have a fugitive in Italy who was arrested hiding in a very interesting resting place. We have a art. An. An artist who has passed away sadly.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this somebody we've heard of?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely. Huh. In fact, we. Yes, but not for good reasons.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Oh, okay. Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

And lived a long talent free life.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope that's in my obituary.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, that's the.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bobandtombobandtom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird Al.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Studios. Straighten up.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

At the IH Steven Singer Sidekick Chair, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pick sports desk. And hello, Tom. How are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

You all right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, we have Christy Lee, as you may mentioned. I can see it right there with more news for us. Christy, what's happening?

[Christy Lee]

The Spanish woman who became a sensation for her botched restoration of a fresco portraying Jesus has passed away. I don't remember this story.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did it look terrible or horrible?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was the famous monkey Jesus.

[Christy Lee]

BBC reports that Cecilia Jimenez of Borgia died late last month at the age of 94.

[Chick McGee]

Lucretia was from there, wasn't she? Lucretia Bor.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know that. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Christina.

[Christy Lee]

Back in 2012, Ms. Jimenez's restoration of the 19th century painting titled Is it Essay Homo? Went viral.

[Josh Arnold]

Essay Homo.

[Tom Griswold]

That's an insult in Spanish class.

[Christy Lee]

E C C E H O M O E Homo.

[Josh Arnold]

We are not men, we are Essay Homo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It was earned the nickname Monkey Christ. The incident led to a huge influx.

[Tom Griswold]

Of visitors.

[Christy Lee]

With officials saying the town now sees as many as 20,000 tourists per year.

[Josh Arnold]

What an odd.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it was an old, old fresco.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And restoring them is quite tricky because it involves plaster.

[Josh Arnold]

But I mean, that looks like. Even if you restored.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't look like it's finished.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It didn't look that bad when it started. That's the.

[Chick McGee]

Am I the only one that. It looks like he's leaning out a drive through window. Is that me?

[Tom Griswold]

No. That's very good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you were to show that to anybody.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think they would go, oh, that's Jesus.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it started as a depiction of Jesus Christ.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're saying that at one point that looked like Jesus, or at least the classic.

[Tom Griswold]

And she was trying to restore it and did such a. See, there's the original, which you can see looks.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm actually familiar with it, you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

And then.

[Josh Arnold]

So that. So the bad one is the restoration.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know what they did? They. They got the wrong person to do that job is what they did.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't understand how that went so wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

And it does look like that's why it's called the Jesus. Monkey Jesus Theresis or whatever you want to. Wow. But yeah, we had the story when it happened. It's kind of famous.

[Chick McGee]

I always called the other one, the one that we all recognize the Put Upon Christmas Christ. Okay, okay, whatever. Heavy, heavy sigh. Yes. More wine? Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened was, as Christy said, because of the botched job, it became more famous.

[Josh Arnold]

It's crazy how botched.

[Christy Lee]

She must be like a contemporary artist or something.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think she's elderly. I think she was just an incompetent old lady that should never have been released.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think you're right.

[Christy Lee]

At one point. Don't you go in and go stuff. Stop.

[Josh Arnold]

God, woman, stop.

[Chick McGee]

That looks almost like what Mr. Bean does. Yeah. To Whistler's Mother in the. Mr. Mr. Bean movie.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

And Peter McNichol loses. Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, Ms. Jimenez has passed away at the ripe old age of 94. Boy, the mortician. What an opportunity he's got.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's has to just.

[Tom Griswold]

I can make her look like Kim Novak in Planet of the Apes.

[Josh Arnold]

Or even Kim Novak. There's something.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was it?

[Chick McGee]

It was it Kim Novak, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot who was in play.

[Chick McGee]

I know. Roddy McDowell. And Zero. Who played Zero?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Cornelius.

[Chick McGee]

And Zero. And Zero was.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll look it up.

[Chick McGee]

Kim, we do another thing. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Fugitive was arrested in Italy after he attempted to evade police by posing as a statue in the town's Christmas nativity scene.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I want you to stop right there. What movie does that happen in?

[Josh Arnold]

What happened now?

[Christy Lee]

The guy was running from the police and he hides in a nativity scene.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretending to be a statue.

[Josh Arnold]

It happens in Home Alone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Kim Hunter.

[Chick McGee]

Kim Hunter.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Kim Hunter.

[Christy Lee]

According to euro news, the 38 year old man from Ghana was discovered in Gallatin town's mayor, Flavio Filoni, who was passing by the display in Piazza Santa sismo. Crofischio. Whatever. Mr. Fellini or. Mr. Fellini. Mr. Feloni initially considered contacting organizers to congratulate them on the lifelike figure before realizing it was actually a real person.

[Josh Arnold]

They stopped him. Look at this one.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Look at how good this is.

[Josh Arnold]

And that guy just had to stand there.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities responded to the scene and identified the man as a wanted fugitive who had escaped from a prison sentence in Bologna.

[Josh Arnold]

My Bologna.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's classic standing.

[Christy Lee]

And had to go with the wiseman, right? You think he was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that would be the one to go with, unfortunately.

[Josh Arnold]

He tried to be a camel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sir, you can't be the baby Jesus.

[Josh Arnold]

He's just sitting there. It's his head in a blanket.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Kevin in. In Home Alone. Alone. I watched both of those again.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did too.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. I had put down the second one. It's okay. Yeah, it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's fine.

[Christy Lee]

I made fun of you during the second one. To the girls, I go, oh, Tom hates this.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole thing. The bird thing. The bird thing creeps me out.

[Chick McGee]

The school of thought is the second one's just the same as the first.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's almost.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's plot point.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of the old man, it's the old woman.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. But it's kind of a Three Stooges thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, for sure. That's slapstick.

[Tom Griswold]

With the.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen. It's. What's his face? What's that cartoon show you love? I can't think of it right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Family Guy.

[Chick McGee]

Family Guy. It's a family guy take on criminal. Absolutely. Arch crime expert. Criminals break into the home alone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, like Home Alone. If it were done by professional criminals.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Instead of idiots like Danny Stern and Joe Fashi.

[Tom Griswold]

That's funny.

[Josh Arnold]

They immediately shoot Kevin.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they shoot him at the top of the stairs. When he comes down, he goes, hey, I just want you.

[Christy Lee]

Bang.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, let's steal those.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, let's deal. Let's steal the house.

[Tom Griswold]

At the airport, I saw a lady wearing a. A jacket that in huge letters in the back, said, merry Christmas, you filthy animal. Yeah, and this is a stupid question, but I'll ask any. Anyway, the. The old movie that he's playing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, through. That has the.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think Angels with Dirty Wings.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what it is?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's a recreate.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's a recreate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not a real movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That was. Yeah, my daughter asked me that. I said, I think it's. They made it just because it fits.

[Chick McGee]

So did your daughter think you might have been in that movie? Is that why she asked you that?

[Tom Griswold]

You mean in the first one? The Old Man Next Door?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, the first gangster film.

[Chick McGee]

The black and white where she uses the sound and the criminals think is they're shooting at him. You know, the same way that one of the Bond movies ended.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Skyfall.

[Chick McGee]

Skyfall. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He does. He does, kind of. Kevin McAllister.

[Chick McGee]

It's a home alone ending. Yeah, he booby traps something.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that really angered you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, double 007 would do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, coming up tomorrow in the Bobbittown program, we will feature some new words.

[Chick McGee]

Another show tomorrow.

[Christy Lee]

Tomorrow? Isn't that what he said?

[Josh Arnold]

He said, coming up tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

I said, coming up tomorrow we have four new words entered into the Cambridge dictionary.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I got a word.

[Tom Griswold]

I buy into two of them. All right, fair enough. Let me run one by you, Josh, real quick. Do you know what read away means?

[Josh Arnold]

Read away.

[Tom Griswold]

R, E, A D. Read away.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you leave the town to read a book.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty much.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, really? You mean you couldn't read it right here?

[Christy Lee]

I think you go with a group and then discuss it later.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God. It's like a. It's all the wonder and glory and fascination and excitement of a book club, but you do it only you, you.

[Josh Arnold]

Read House of the Seven Gables and then you go to Salem and read it next to the House of the Seven Gables.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe that would be a better idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Than what it is.

[Chick McGee]

Or Wuthering Heights in an old cat castle or something. Withering heights. Wuthering Heights. Wuthering.

[Josh Arnold]

Wuthering Weathering.

[Chick McGee]

Is it withering? Go ahead. Back to you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

How about Statue Way?

[Josh Arnold]

Statue Way. It's when you, that's when you're cheating.

[Chick McGee]

On your wife and you have a snatch placed in another town.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not it, but we'll find out what it means tomorrow. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

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[Tom Griswold]

On the show, I sit down with.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

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