The BOB & TOM Show - January 7, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - January 7, 2026

Episode Overview

This lively episode of The BOB & TOM Show continues the show's signature blend of sharp comedy, friendly banter, news, sports commentary, and good-natured ribbing among cast members Chick McGee, Tom Griswold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Jess Hooker, and guests. The conversation ricochets from relatable winter driving woes to odd bodily orifice ER stories, toilet mishaps, NFL coaching shakeups, recipe gravestones, mandolin-fueled debates, and more. True to form, the cast brings irreverence, personal stories, playful debate, and random detours to every segment.

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Main Themes

• Winter Driving Hassles, Wiper Blades, and Car Quirks: A musical opening segues into an extended riff on automotive frustrations in winter, windshield maintenance, and simple vehicle innovations.
• Comedy About Bodily Functions and Orifices: Recurring coverage of the Consumer Product Safety Commission’s wildest items found in human orifices.
• Bathroom Mishaps and Toilet Technology: Stories and listener emails on broken toilets, reinforced bathroom hardware, and etiquette.
• Listener Interaction & Nostalgia: Frequent reading of listener emails about show topics, life hacks, or favorite moments.
• Sports News and NFL Coaching Changes: Chick’s quick-hitting sports desk focuses on major football news, coaching shake-ups, and sports oddities.
• Gravestone Recipes and Legacy: Humor and heart in discussing real recipes carved on headstones.
• Miscellaneous Antics: From ski jumper "enhancements" to mandolin battles, unique injury lawsuits, gravestone QR codes, podcast rivalries, and more.

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Moments

1. Wiper Blade Musical and the Winter Driving Gauntlet

• [00:32] Tom sings a tongue-in-cheek “Wiper Blades” song, chronicling winter driving struggles with salty grime, broken washer fluid and bugs in summer (“My wiper, wiper wiper blades / I wish that I’d replace my wiper blades!”).
• Car talk meanders into windshield washer fluid woes, misfilling car compartments, the arrow pointing to the gas tank, and the invention of the intermittent wiper (the “Flash of Genius” movie).
  • Quote — Tom Griswold [05:45]:
    "I just read an article the other day, saluting the gentleman that developed the thing on your dashboard that tells you which side the gas tank is on."
• Group admits to hoarding extra wiper fluid and confusion over which car side the tank is on.

2. Car Stuff, Innovations, & Minor Tech Triumphs

• Extended riff on simple car features that improve life: gas tank arrows, floating toilets, delayed wipers, and the yellow first-down line overlay in TV football broadcasts.
  • Quote — Chick McGee [06:42]:
    "There have been studies on how that [yellow first-down line] helped with casual fans becoming passionate fans because they could see the first and 10..."

3. Toilet Disasters: Lawsuits, Large Seats, and Bathroom Etiquette

• [23:00+] Anecdotes flow about breaking a toilet at Outback Steakhouse (man sues for $50K), hospital bathrooms with giant reinforced "Big John" toilets, floating wall units, and cringeworthy plush toilet seat covers.
  • Quote — Jess Hooker [24:30]:
    "I broke a toilet at the Holiday Inn after a long flight, and it caused quite a bit of damage."
• Banter about springy “pool noodle” DIY toilet seats, padded lids, and white-trash bathroom décor.

4. Quirky Sports News & NFL Coaching Fiascos

• [11:31] Sports headlines: Ravens fire coach John Harbaugh ("Harbaugh and the owner are next-door neighbors. That's going to be awkward..."), wild card recaps, and "transfer portal" chaos in college football.
• [71:15+] Firestorm of NFL coach firings listed with pokes at owner names and side riffs on sports terminology.
  • Quote — Chick McGee [71:52]:
    "We're down to the final four in college football... and you know, the quarterback of Ole Miss, the greatest name in the history of sports and private detection agencies: Trinidad Shambliss."

5. ER Objects in Orifices: The 2026 Update

• [13:06] Recurring feature: reading Consumer Product Safety Commission’s list of "Things Recently Found in Body Orifices."
  • Booties and rectal stories (“booties cover both men and women”); Christy Lee recalls a personal medical procedure with audience of residents, Tom tells his own operating theatre tale of “penile sword swallowing.”
  • [127:33] This episode’s recap: candles, batteries, chess pieces, pencils, and more found in penises.
  • Quote — Christy Lee [127:33]:
    "Things got stuck in penises last year: a battery, candle wax, chess piece, pen..."
• Group debates which items are the most ridiculous, riffing on possible anatomical logistics and “sounding” (placing objects into the urethra).

6. Bizarre Innovations in Sports: Ski Jumpers "Padding" for Aerodynamics

• [78:56] Ski jumpers using hyaluronic acid injections in their genitals to fudge suit measurements for competitive advantage.
  • Quote — Tom Griswold [79:47]:
    "I'm assuming this is only done for the measurement thing...if your suit is a little looser, it acts kind of like a wing."

7. Recipes on Gravestones & Food Legacy

• [104:13] Feature on real recipes engraved on gravestones, now the subject of a cookbook (“To Die For”) — discussion of how family classics become immortalized alongside loved ones.
  • Quote — Christy Lee [104:13]:
    "A California woman who went viral for cooking recipes engraved on gravestones is now collecting them into a new cookbook."
• Jess Hooker and cast share sentimental recipes inherited from parents, leading to a light debate on whether recipes should be someone’s main legacy.

8. Bathroom Mishaps in the News: Beer Cave Defecator & Rooftop Urinator

• [156:55] Pennsylvania woman fined after defecating in a convenience store’s “beer cave”.
• [159:08] New York advertising exec’s Florida arrest for urinating from a rooftop bar onto pedestrians — debate over penalties and appropriate comeuppance.
  • Quote — Tom Griswold [160:04]:
    "If I'm the judge, here's what I do: everybody you peed on can pee on you without warning anytime in the next five years."

9. Listener Mailbag: Home DIY, Nostalgia, and Banter

• Frequent emotional and comic callbacks to listener emails about the show, bathroom builds, socks, and old school projects.

10. Greg Hahn Interview

• [85:34] Zany, high-energy standup Greg Hahn Zooms in from home, riffing on “reverse mortgages,” courting tactics ("just blew it"), hair dye, probiotics, and sharing a story with Chick of rescuing a kitten at a truck stop.
  • Quote — Greg Hahn [86:21]:
    "Come on, we gotta get back to partying, man. We're being too scared. Remember when we used to party?"

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• Tom Griswold sings "Wiper Blades" song (00:32–02:40)
• Chick McGee on "Big John" wall-mounted toilets:
  "It's basically a stand that fits under the bowl of a wall-mounted toilet to support the larger gentleman among us." (38:09)
• Christy Lee reveals a childhood procedure with an audience of doctors:
  "I was probably 22 years old and I was at a teaching hospital... all these dating residents had to come in." (14:47)
• Chick on the bathroom DIY aesthetic:
  "That’s the epitome of white trash — the cushion toilet seat… and the U shaped rug underneath." (27:01)
• Pat Godwin on creative soft toilet seats:
  "I duct tape a neck pillow to my toilet." (29:09)
• Chick McGee on Harbaugh firing:
  "The owner of the Ravens, Steve Biscotti, and John Harbaugh, are next-door neighbors..." (11:57)
• Tom Griswold on ski-jumping scandal:
  "There's something about the male member and ski jumping that has...I mean, have you read it?" (18:09)
• Greg Hahn on dating:
  "I'll have a girl write her phone number down on a piece of paper and just eat it in front of her. That's gonna be my new technique." (87:35)
• Christy Lee reading from the official list of odd items in penises:
  "Things got stuck in penises last year: a battery, candle wax, chess piece, pen..." (127:33)
• Jess Hooker sharing about sentimental family recipes:
  "I still have the card where my dad wrote the recipe for the chocolate pie in his handwriting." (106:46)
• Listener email on socks (Chick reading):
  "When you put your foot in your mouth as often as Tom does, socks are a snap." (51:01)

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Important Segments (Timestamps)

• Wiper Blade song & Winter Car Banter — 00:32–05:00
• Car Features and Innovations — 05:43–10:00
• Toilet Mishaps & Lawsuits — 23:04–32:00
• Sports Desk: NFL Coach Firings — 11:31–13:00, 71:15–73:00
• Consumer Product Safety Commission Orifice List — Penises — 127:33–134:16
• Gravestone Recipe Book & Legacy — 104:13–107:32
• Bodily Orifices/Objects Recap — 13:06–15:15, 127:33
• Bizarre Sports Science: Ski Jumper Genital Enhancements — 78:56–80:18
• Greg Hahn Interview — 85:34–92:20
• Beer Cave Defecator News — 156:55–158:55
• Rooftop Urinator Sentencing — 159:08–161:14

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Tone & Language

Throughout, the language is lighthearted, irreverent, and sometimes gleefully childish, with a stream of puns, playful insults, and spontaneous tangents. Genuine moments (sharing about family, health scares, childhood nostalgia) blend with the show’s signature goofy, clever, and slightly bawdy comedy. There is real affection among the cast, and the show’s pace is energetic, jumping from anecdote to riff to topical weirdness.

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Conclusion

This episode showcases everything fans love about The BOB & TOM Show: rapid-fire comedy, relatable stories, over-the-top hypotheticals, sharp sports commentary, and that singular ability to turn the mundane (wiper blades, bathroom fails, gravestone recipes) into comedy gold.

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Listen for:

• The “Wiper Blades” original song (00:32–02:40)
• The Consumer Product Safety Commission “things found in penises” list (127:33ff)
• Greg Hahn’s energized guest spot (85:34–92:20)
• The Beer Cave Defecator and Rooftop Urinator stories (156:55, 159:08)
• Gravestone recipe legacy debate (104:13)
• Spirited debates on car quirks, giant toilets, NFL sackings, and more.

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“My approval is meaningless to anyone except those that have a certain level of taste… The point being—" — Tom Griswold (04:44)

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, winter's here with all the ice and snow and the surly slush upon the rope Oho. The salty spray upon my window Makes me wish that I'd replace my wiper blades My wiper whipper whipper blades My whipper, whipper whipper blades My whipper whipper whipper blades I wish that I'd replace my wiper blade Salty sprouts from semis that do pass they turn my windshield into bathroom glass I turned the knob but I come to the conclusion that I did not fill up my washer solution My wiper, wiper wiper fluid My wiper, wiper wiper fluid My wiper, wiper wiper fluid I wish that I'd replaced my wiper fluid down the expressway ADM I can make out headlights daylights, frosted shapes but down by the dash is the clearing where both blades do scrape I can see fine if I lay on the passenger seat My wiper, wiper wiper blade My wiper, wiper wiper blades My wiper, wiper wiper blades My wish that I'd replace my wiper blade New verse Summer's here with depressed bugs and flies all committing windshield suicide in smears of green and yellow gizzard goo Only wiper blades would do My wiper, wiper wiper blades My wiper, wiper wiper blades My wiper, wiper wiper blades I wish that I'd replace my wiper blades One more time My wiper, wiper wiper blade My wiper, wiper wiper One time on delay.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

My wiper, wiper wiper blade I always said I'd replace my wiper blade.

[Chick McGee]

Hey there. Hi there, ho there.

[Tommy]

Don't you love that? Wiper blades when you pull back that little lever and it just squirts all over your windshield and you go, oh, you guys.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys love that.

[Christy Lee]

I don't do that.

[Tommy]

Yes, you do, Christy.

[Pat Godwin]

And they say not all women can.

[Tommy]

Yeah, but when they do things I like, I am. I am not a squirter. The biography.

[Chick McGee]

I do like getting a receipt, you know. You can see that.

[Greg Hahn]

Hey, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Traumatized me for life.

[Chick McGee]

You can do anything you want, but it's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Ace. Still bearded. Still bearded, Tom.

[Tommy]

Now it's approaching being acceptable.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's damn nice. Of you.

[Tommy]

It's that. It's that middle area that it just, you know, before it comes in to be a full beard. And not everybody can pull off somewhere. Not everyone can pull off the scruff thing.

[Chick McGee]

The Don Johnson.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Yeah. The way that, say, Billy Bob Thornton does it. It kind of works.

[Show Announcer]

Or.

[Tommy]

Or I'm just saying Ace looks a little bit like I'm in line at a soup kitchen.

[Chick McGee]

Think of. I'm glad I was talking over that. When I'm thinking of fashion choices or facial features that I'm going to go, I. I look to Tom to tell me, oh, yeah. What I should do and wear and all sorts of things.

[Tommy]

Honesty is hard for most people to comprehend and accept.

[Chick McGee]

And they see that's the delusion that you're living under is amazing.

[Tommy]

Just saying. Ace is a very handsome man. I think he looks better without the beard. Well, you keep trying Ace.

[Christy Lee]

Like he needs your approval.

[Chick McGee]

It just keeps getting better and better.

[Tommy]

My approval is meaningless to anyone except those that have a certain level of taste.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Understand quality and style. The point being.

[Chick McGee]

And that's. He doesn't have any of that. He does. He's not erudite. He doesn't have taste or style. He hears things. What other people say, like the word area. He repeats it and he thinks, well, they'll think, this is me then, and here I go through life.

[Tommy]

Okay, well, we'll move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tommy]

Do you enjoy using your windshield wiper.

[Chick McGee]

Squirter when need be? Yes.

[Tommy]

Ever driving down the freeway and the guy in front of you squirts his windows and it hits yours?

[Chick McGee]

Some people. Some people have that adjusted so they can do it, I guess, really on purpose.

[Tommy]

Oh, that's fun.

[Chick McGee]

That's cool. Does yours do that?

[Tommy]

I don't think it does that. I think mine's pretty.

[Chick McGee]

How many times. Anybody. Be honest. Have you almost put windshield washer fluid in the oil compartment?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'm really good at double checking.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta double check. Yeah.

[Tommy]

I just read an article the other day. This is gonna sound somewhat obscure, saluting the gentleman that developed the thing on your dashboard that tells you which side the gas tank is on.

[Pat Godwin]

The little arrow.

[Christy Lee]

How long was it before you knew that?

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear the way that sentence started out? He was like a professor. And then he said the thing that.

[Tommy]

But it's one of those little. I'll tell you.

[Chick McGee]

I can give you the triangle that points to one side of the car.

[Tommy]

I'm going to give you a great example of the same thing.

[Chick McGee]

I find that Hard to believe. But you keep talking.

[Tommy]

When you, when you watch football on television.

[Chick McGee]

Uh huh.

[Tommy]

The arrows that show you the.

[Chick McGee]

What arrows are you talking about?

[Tommy]

The yard line. It shows you where you can tell where they are because there's an, There's a thing.

[Christy Lee]

A hash mark.

[Tommy]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

On your TV screen there's a, There's a line that goes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, the yellow line.

[Chick McGee]

There's been studies that how. How that helped with casual fan became passionate fans because they could see the first and 10 and it used to cost $120,000 a game to have that or something really high cost. But now of course with computers, but also carnivals and direct mail, when you actually cut that cost, they've got the.

[Tommy]

Thing you can tell which 30 yard line they're on because of the arrow.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

Talking about on the field.

[Chick McGee]

So which team is headed.

[Tommy]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

So you, you watching a football game without the arrow. Can't tell who's on offense and who's on defense.

[Tommy]

You could tell quicker with the arrow. Similarly when you. The guy that.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Pat, this boy never played ball. That's never played ball.

[Jess Hooker]

That speedball by him is what he says.

[Tommy]

Okay, thank you. Bruce Springs. I'll talk to you, Jeff.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tommy]

Now you have a beautiful new review.

[Chick McGee]

Josh isn't worn down. Go ahead, Josh.

[Tommy]

You know when you pull into a gas station.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Tommy]

And you look at the dash to remember because if. Let's just say you have more than one car, sometimes it can be confusing.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you renting or something?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tommy]

Yeah. But this gentleman, he wrote a memo to the head of. I believe it was General Motors, might have been Ford, but saying, hey, why don't we put a little thing on the dashboard so you can tell which side.

[Christy Lee]

What year was that?

[Tommy]

It was quite a while back. I read the article. I wish I could remember, but I'm just saying small things are great. Do you know what the first year they had the squirter gizmo on the windshield wipers was? No, and they hate me. They made a whole movie about the guy that developed the delayed windshield wiper thing with.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah, the Intermittent Hanks, was it?

[Tommy]

No. Greg Kinnear. Yeah. Great actor.

[Pat Godwin]

Called Flash of Genius. It's a good movie.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't seen that one, but see.

[Tommy]

It'S little things like that.

[Chick McGee]

You'd like that.

[Tommy]

Yeah, Little things like that really make a change. And my, where am I going with this? Well, on most cars seems like you're.

[Chick McGee]

Taking a long time to get there.

[Tommy]

We got a lot a Lot of time.

[Chick McGee]

I hear you.

[Tommy]

Well, you're doing a great job, Christy. When you open up your. Your hood there to put in the windshield wiper fluid, there's a little, like, teeny little windshield on the knob there. So you don't put it in the oil.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tommy]

Yeah. And that's, again, a very simple thing. They did it probably because a bunch of morons like me inadvertently poured the purple or the blue windshield wiper fluid into the oil.

[Chick McGee]

I think there's an orange, too.

[Tommy]

What do you get? If you have. If you have all three choices, preferably.

[Chick McGee]

The purple, but then I've got a lot of blue full jugs in the garage. I saw that this morning. I'm like, how did they get there? I don't know. I think Amazon's sending me stuff and keeping it on the down low. That's what I think.

[Tommy]

I clicked the wrong button the other day.

[Christy Lee]

Invented by a ford engineer in 1986 and first appeared on Ford models in 89 on the Escort and Thunderbird.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Tommy]

The little arrow would tell you which side your gas. Gas filler.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the proposal was simple and to the point, said John Moylan.

[Christy Lee]

It's a great idea.

[Chick McGee]

Quote the indicator or symbol I have in mind would be located near the fuel gauge and simply describe to the driver on which side of the vehicle that the fuel fill door is located.

[Pat Godwin]

It.

[Tommy]

All right. It's a simple thing. Now, Ace, you understand what I'm talking about with the arrows on the field.

[Chick McGee]

It debuted on the 1989 Ford Escort and the Mercury.

[Tommy]

What year did they first put those arrows on the field?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know the answer to that.

[Pat Godwin]

Are there any more cars with the rear, very rear gas tank?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Remember that?

[Tommy]

The old exploding gas.

[Chick McGee]

Other than the white hot muffler. Why did they move that? I can't understand.

[Tommy]

But have you ever done that where you pull into the gas station, you got a rental car, as Josh suggested, and you get out? No, it's on this side.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course.

[Tommy]

And you see some jackass trying to throw it over the roof of the car. I think I can make it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that happens at Costco every Sunday.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because you don't want to wait in the long. Everybody seems to have it on the left side, so you go over to the other one.

[Chick McGee]

Mine's on the right.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why I was hoping. Really, any car I want, I want on the left so that Costco goes a little quicker. Oh, the Costco gas.

[Tommy]

I wonder if anybody's Ever actually on the right.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry, the right side.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if everybody's really right or left now.

[Pat Godwin]

Left. It's been left for years, so. Yeah.

[Tommy]

So your. Your gas entry thing is on the driver's side. Your car.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yours isn't?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I think the majority are on the right.

[Jess Hooker]

Mine isn't either.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, you guys get to go in the fast.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, mine's been on the right forever. Yeah, well, it's not the same. I've had the same type of car forever.

[Pat Godwin]

I miss having it on the right because Costco, those ones are always emptier.

[Tommy]

Call it the Fox.

[Christy Lee]

Is your little car on the right as well?

[Chick McGee]

Yep, the Fox when it's on the right.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, cable news.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

He's. He's off and running.

[Pat Godwin]

So are you driving an msnbc whatever they call it?

[Tommy]

Ms. Now. Right. Equally terrible name.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, we got sports. Coming up, more shocking NFL news yesterday with John Harbaugh being fired of the Baltimore Ravens. They only had three coaches in history and now they're looking for the fourth 18 seasons with the Ravens at a Super Bowl. And the kicker mix misses a field goal and fire the coach. Here you go. That'll. That'll do it. Chauncey.

[Tommy]

Now you told me something interesting off the air about Mr. Harbaugh's residence.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Tom. I was just getting to that. And I certainly would have mentioned it had you not helped the owner of the Ravens, Steve Biscotti. And John Harbaugh, he makes a nice cookie. Yeah, he does this toy made all his millions.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Coffee. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's a company staffing company allegiance or something. He runs billions of dollars. Anyway, Harbaugh and this cookie guy, Steve Biscotti, they're our next door neighbors.

[Tommy]

Oh, awkward.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna go get this. I'm gonna go take the trash out, honey. After he in the house, that's for sure. I can tell you that the Washington football team made some decisions yesterday as well. The Dallas Cowboys fired a coach on staff. Not the head job yet. Sorry, Christie. And other sports coming up, including this. This portal in college football. Somebody's got to do something. We had a quarterback of Washington sign a agreement, get his cash last week said he was going to be the Huskies quarterback. And yesterday he said psych. I'm leaving, so. Oh, but you'll have that when there's no rules whatsoever.

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't heard a good psych in a while. That was psych.

[Tommy]

Speaking of portals, we have part three of our holes in the human body.

[Christy Lee]

Told you Guys, we had.

[Tommy]

We had things that were stuck in the booty in. In the rectum. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

So. But booties cover both men and women.

[Tommy]

And then we had the vajayj. Is that still a term? It's kind of an Oprah thing, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

I believe that's on the woman today.

[Christy Lee]

It's the P hole.

[Pat Godwin]

Male or female or both?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I think it's just male.

[Tommy]

Just the men, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can you tell the difference? And I want to ask this here. Can you? Because I've done some looking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where is the P hole on the girl?

[Tommy]

At this point, I would like to withdraw my participation.

[Christy Lee]

Above the. The.

[Chick McGee]

Or below the. Right there.

[Christy Lee]

It's above.

[Chick McGee]

What are you, a private expert? My God, I could learn stuff from.

[Christy Lee]

Here and I could really open up this discussion because.

[Pat Godwin]

So to speak.

[Tommy]

Yeah, Well, I actually got a miner's cap. And we'll get some stirrups back there and we'll go for it.

[Christy Lee]

I actually know about this because I was born with mine a little too close to the opening of my. You know what. And was getting infections all the time, and they couldn't figure out why, and that was why. So I had to have surgery. How about that? I've never told anyone that.

[Tommy]

When we come back, we'll have comedy names for that surgery. Aretha Franklin comes to mind sometimes.

[Chick McGee]

Snatch adjustments.

[Tommy]

There we go. There's the first volley, I should say.

[Christy Lee]

And you remember what happened to you when you had your little procedure in the theater? The operating theater?

[Tommy]

Yes, I do.

[Christy Lee]

Well, when that happened to me, I was probably 22 years old and I was at a teaching hospital. And it's a kind of a rare.

[Tommy]

It's the same thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Just 80 male doctors.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. All these dating residents had to come in.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I wouldn't take a look at my.

[Tommy]

In my case, I had the equivalent of penile sword swallowing done to remove something inside there. And it was the same deal. It was a medical. They said. They say, do you mind having a medical school class? And. Of course not. I bring these wonderful people in, and one of them. I won't give her full name and was a friend of mine in junior high school. Long time no see. This is my penis. How are you doing?

[Christy Lee]

And by the way, I didn't know any of these.

[Tommy]

Well, in the operating theater. I don't care who you are. Things shrink. Down, boy.

[Jess Hooker]

Do they ever.

[Tommy]

Yeah, it's like shy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyways, always glad to help the medical students. Right now, a couple Quick things, right?

[Chick McGee]

And they're out there working hard, and you have a great day.

[Tommy]

No, I don't mind.

[Chick McGee]

Know, whatever.

[Tommy]

Hey, look, trust me, when you got that medical stuff in your medical robe on, you don't care. Go for it, folks. These are professionals. Right now, I want to say thanks to Home Serve for sponsoring this part of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

It's not a tennis company, you know. Home Serve.

[Tommy]

No, no, no. That'd be kind of a combination of tennis and baseball.

[Chick McGee]

Baseball. Baseball. Tennis, sporting goods. They really don't like us right now. That's home serve.

[Tommy]

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[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tommy]

I mean, have you read it?

[Christy Lee]

No, I gave it to you.

[Chick McGee]

For once, I'm. I'm agreeing with him. It's strange, but I know I'm not a ski jumper, but it is one of my favorite events.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, me too. I think it's so cool.

[Tommy]

And if you. There's something about the male member and ski jumping that has.

[Chick McGee]

I like that when that guy goes way down the hill. Oh, yeah, that's.

[Tommy]

Lean forward.

[Christy Lee]

They lean so almost like they're laying on their skis.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they make. They make an airplane foil. That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

That's how they fly.

[Tommy]

That's good.

[Chick McGee]

It's all physics.

[Tommy]

That has got to be terrifying.

[Chick McGee]

Same same. It keeps them on same Same principle. Keeps them in the air, keeps them on the ground.

[Tommy]

Ever one of the skis has fallen off.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tommy]

Has to have happened. Of course, then you're thinking you've got that. That millisecond of your cuz. Danger. I think the first thing is a curse word.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you anything they roll, right. They train to land on one ski.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I bet they do.

[Pat Godwin]

Quickly make this a snowboard.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna wrap my other leg around.

[Tommy]

Well, we'll find out why the male member in ski jumping has something in common. For Pat, we have news about a stolen mandolin. Oh, and we have a sentence in the famous Harvard University morgue scandal, the selling of human body parts.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Tommy]

Now that's all coming your way from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, where we remain, the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

It's awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna love it.

[Christy Lee]

I. I am.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna give it to you.

[Tommy]

Thank you. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for being here.

[Tommy]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tommy]

Thanks, Ashley, for being here. You are.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, indeed. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that you on keys, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tommy]

Good morning, sir. It's great to see you. Let's see now. Coming up once again, we will do part three of our Orifice containment segment.

[Pat Godwin]

We thought yesterday was just a sequel. No, there's a. We're messing with the trilogy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And we have an update on how many old the body has.

[Tommy]

This. I'm going to argue this one till you count pores.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. If you're counting pores.

[Tommy]

Well, they kind of not they explain that. But there's some. I think we can not all of.

[Christy Lee]

Them count as holes according to this story.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know that a poor would necessarily but we'll find out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

And. But, but we do have entry points in the human body. Sure. And objects that have been placed there. It's really bizarre. This is based on what is it like the US Government survey of emergency rooms.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

So today is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's a nice way of putting it. It's a lot better than my way.

[Tommy]

Could you take a picture of Benjamin Franklin and Aretha Franklin and call it Urethra Franklin?

[Pat Godwin]

You. Where does the Urethra.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, where does the U come from?

[Tommy]

It would just be Benjamin Franklin's male member, which would be bald on top with here. No. Okay. This needs work.

[Pat Godwin]

The pieces are there.

[Tommy]

Yeah, I'd open that.

[Chick McGee]

I'd open that in Boston first and then see if you go to Broadway.

[Tommy]

See if that kind of like a Hamilton thing. Hey, we get it.

[Chick McGee]

We get emails every.

[Tommy]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Bob and [e-mail] Send us emails. Here we go. And I don't know why it's taking this Long to happen. But we were talking about toilets yesterday. Just toilets in general. And there are.

[Pat Godwin]

Some have broken it, allegedly.

[Chick McGee]

At Outback, we had a story about a guy who broke a toilet smashed.

[Tommy]

At an Outback Steakhouse, and he's suing them.

[Christy Lee]

And shattered underneath him.

[Tommy]

I could not find a photograph of this gent. I was assuming he would be somewhat corpulent, but we don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, anyway, emailers email. They're sending us pictures of toilets now. Kids. That's right. This was taken at a local hospital. I guess they've had a problem with the toilets breaking under the heavy loads.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

And there's a toilet. We'll get the picture in a second. The toilet is one of those with just. On the wall. Not.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It has a little brace there in the front. Under the front of the bowl.

[Tommy]

Oh, the kind that doesn't. Yeah, I actually have one of those.

[Pat Godwin]

A floating toilet.

[Tommy]

That's. Yeah, it's the one I have. It's from the. Let's see. From the 50s.

[Chick McGee]

From the 50s. They had floating toilets.

[Tommy]

My son Sam's house.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm gonna say. You didn't have that in your new house.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no.

[Tommy]

But getting that thing repaired.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Nightmare. No kidding. Oh, yeah. But, yeah, it does look like it's floating. It's built into the wall.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tommy]

Not. There's no base. Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

But this is reinforced. That's smart.

[Tommy]

Yeah. Yeah. Because I could see someone plopping that thing down and. But I mean, at an Outback Steakhouse, I'm sure it was a traditional.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You know, I didn't bring this up yesterday, but I broke a toilet at the Holiday Inn after a long flight, and it caused quite a bit of damage.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

So, like, not the seat, but the toilet itself.

[Jess Hooker]

Cracked. Crack the seat in the toilet. The.

[Tommy]

The.

[Jess Hooker]

Where the water came out.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tommy]

Did you set.

[Chick McGee]

Did you sat down fast?

[Jess Hooker]

I did indeed.

[Pat Godwin]

So you were just the straw that broke the camel's back?

[Jess Hooker]

I sat down to. To tinkle, actually, because I was exhausted.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't. Normal.

[Jess Hooker]

So I kind of like. And I cracked it. Water came up, changed my room.

[Tommy]

This guy wants $50,000.

[Jess Hooker]

I want 60.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All of my lawsuits start at $1.3 million. You know that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you got to start there.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tommy]

You never see that in those commercials on tv. Have you been injured by a toilet? Be sure to call.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think it happens that often.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Chris in Lexington. Lexington, Kentucky. This is a. He went to the Cleveland Clinic, Tom. To get some work done.

[Tommy]

One of the great facilities and great medical places.

[Chick McGee]

This picture doesn't do this toilet justice. If you can get a. Any sort of narrow bowl perspective, but I swear it's 30 inches wide, if not more.

[Tommy]

Oh, so that's much larger. Yeah. Look at. You get scale by looking at the pump in the back, Chris. Yeah, but that's gigantic.

[Christy Lee]

Whole part looks smaller to me.

[Tommy]

No, yeah, it's because that's actually much larger.

[Pat Godwin]

Weird.

[Tommy]

That's like twice as wide as your traditional toilets.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that is quite the toilet lid.

[Christy Lee]

But that. And that's comfortable just coming out of the wall. It doesn't look like it has a base on it.

[Pat Godwin]

You're right. But it looks very cradly.

[Tommy]

That's for a very large person, apparently.

[Pat Godwin]

You think that's a fat person's toilet.

[Tommy]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, now what makes you think it's a fat person's toilet?

[Tommy]

I think it's designed to accommodate.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, to accommodate all.

[Tommy]

Well, a child would fall into that thing. I mean, that. That's how they might.

[Chick McGee]

You think the toilet seat's that wide that a kid could get through there? Yeah.

[Tommy]

Look at, look at the pipe and back. If that's the traditional size of a pipe, this. And you go to scale. That thing is huge, man.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe. So that's the size of it.

[Tommy]

That's the size of a saucer you'd go down a hill in when you were sledding. To put this into perspective, I've been.

[Chick McGee]

Thinking of upgrading the toilet seats. I've lost a couple pounds recently and boy, those toilet seats are rough on the behind.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are.

[Chick McGee]

I had not noticed it. Y. Oh, it's not good.

[Tommy]

Have the ant that had. The one that had the little layer of foam.

[Chick McGee]

I might crack. I might go that way.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

But see, this is. This is might crack. But the temperature. Those things would never get as cold as.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Tommy]

Traditional that.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's the epitome of white trash.

[Tommy]

The.

[Chick McGee]

The cushion toilet seat. And I agree with you, the U shaped rug underneath the toilet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And the toilet covering. The rug covering for the toilet tank.

[Pat Godwin]

As well as the. The sort of bell of the ball toilet paper cover.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. That was like crocheted.

[Chick McGee]

Or crocheted.

[Pat Godwin]

But it did have like a doll's on the head.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

And hand towels you're not supposed to use every day.

[Tommy]

Yeah. My aunt had the toilet seat lid cover.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

So if you would. If you were a gentleman and you would. You would pick that up and it wouldn't stay. You'd have to hold it with your left hand because it wouldn't. Does that make sense?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tommy]

It wouldn't stay up there.

[Christy Lee]

And the one around the toilet. We didn't have any men in our house, but I would think as a guy, that would be awful. You'd have to wash it, like, every other day because you guys make a mess.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Especially in this place, by the way. I don't know who the person is, but.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, somebody's backing away three feet and then shaking.

[Tommy]

Yeah, it's like. What the. Yeah, I know who it is, but we may have to get some.

[Pat Godwin]

We can test. We can test it one day.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

We should get a DNA guy in here.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Yeah, take all.

[Tommy]

Can you imagine having a staff DNA.

[Chick McGee]

Control group and then find out who it is?

[Tommy]

Hey, Tom, this is quite a show. You got. You got your own art director. You've got, you know what, several engineers, and you got your own DNA guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, has anybody noticed if it happened yesterday or this morning yet?

[Christy Lee]

I haven't been.

[Pat Godwin]

I have not seen it.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think we know Oscar's missing this.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

If it doesn't happen at all this week, we know who it is.

[Chick McGee]

Oscar is off. Yes. Yeah.

[Tommy]

So, but anyway, back to the original story that prompted this, which was the guy named Michael Green suing. This is in Florida, claiming that the toilet he sat on at the Outback Steakhouse was shattered and collapsed. And he has some injuries. He'd like $50,000. So we'll see what happens.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, chick, when you get your new toilet seat, if you go pad, you don't have to go padded because as we've said, there are issues there. They crack. Not great. You can just do what I do, which is I duct tape a neck pillow to my toilet.

[Jess Hooker]

That's effective.

[Chick McGee]

That's. You've already got a bad idea.

[Pat Godwin]

You got a natural opening, you know?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tommy]

I'd like to. You need to Velcro it so you can wash it every month.

[Chick McGee]

How about a pool? Oh, I never wash. It will come off, you know, my compound. That's my compound. What would stop me from getting a pool noodle?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Fashioning that onto the seat.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be kind of scratchy, though.

[Chick McGee]

Away we go.

[Pat Godwin]

And those are pretty firm, but they'll give.

[Chick McGee]

Cushioning is what I'm after. And we have.

[Tommy]

You may have an idea here.

[Chick McGee]

I think for those folks that are.

[Tommy]

Currently sleeping under bridges, I know that their preferred toilet, those larger paint cans, the real big ones, Buckets is the word. The big paint buckets are the ones that are like foot and a half.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tommy]

Sure. Yeah. You could get a pool thing. A pool noodle. Noodle.

[Pat Godwin]

Slice it.

[Tommy]

Slice it, Put it around the top and those things. Voila.

[Christy Lee]

You know, that was the big DIY for Christmas. You cut it lengthways and put it on your mantle. And then you can stick artificial flowers all along there and make your own garlic.

[Pat Godwin]

That's pretty savage, right?

[Chick McGee]

Boy, it looks amazing. I don't love more than being craf during the holidays. Oh, man.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not for me, but I love when other people are.

[Christy Lee]

It's amazing how well it looks.

[Tommy]

So what are you making now?

[Christy Lee]

If you take a pool noodle.

[Tommy]

Right. Slices Right.

[Christy Lee]

So that it sticks on your mantle.

[Chick McGee]

So you spread it apart. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And then you cover it with all kinds of artificial pine cones so you.

[Pat Godwin]

Can'T even tell it's a pool.

[Christy Lee]

You can use real.

[Chick McGee]

You cover it so much.

[Jess Hooker]

Do that at home tonight.

[Christy Lee]

Real evergreen.

[Tommy]

Wow. If I did that, I'd be sleeping under a bridge.

[Chick McGee]

You guys remember.

[Christy Lee]

It looks amazing. Evergreens.

[Chick McGee]

I always remember being impressed when I was somebody. When the Pringles first came out. They start. You can make a holiday candle with a Pringle can. And it was a crochet covering.

[Pat Godwin]

We did it in school, but we used construction paper.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that. I just.

[Pat Godwin]

We all had to make holiday candles out of Pringles candle.

[Chick McGee]

And you put it and. And your mom and dad would come by and see it in the classroom.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Then I took it, and we got to take it home, and we had to make a little flame.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Cut that out and put it on there.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, that kills an hour.

[Tommy]

Wouldn't it catch on fire?

[Pat Godwin]

It was not a real camera.

[Tommy]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

It was not a real candle.

[Pat Godwin]

They just look like candles.

[Chick McGee]

It was a crocheted covering, the one I saw. But construction paper would work perfectly.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Our school wasn't as the budget wasn't.

[Tommy]

Right, right, right. I forgot to tell you guys about. Almost a certain person in my party nearly set the condo we rented on fire while on vacation.

[Pat Godwin]

With a candle or.

[Tommy]

Yep. Oh, I'll give you the details when we return.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right. You don't like candles. And one more word on.

[Pat Godwin]

He gave us candles. You want us to burn our houses down? And.

[Chick McGee]

And what did he give us this year?

[Christy Lee]

Candles and a yo yo.

[Chick McGee]

No, the little matches.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the matches.

[Tommy]

Oh, the matches.

[Pat Godwin]

Which are fantastic.

[Christy Lee]

My husband loves the matches.

[Pat Godwin]

Sometimes I light one just to light.

[Christy Lee]

One because you don't have matches laying around, do you? When's the last time you had a match?

[Pat Godwin]

But I'm going match now.

[Chick McGee]

There was really, you know, gathering at the. At the compound with. With the daughter and things and some of her friends, and they picked up the matches off the counter. Somebody mumbled, what a narcissist.

[Tommy]

Now explain what's on the matchbox.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know if I should jump in and go, it's kind of a joke. But yeah, I understood. Yes, not yes. You always give us something with your picture on it. And the matches are no exception. It's you and your cowboy hat picture. And it's hilarious. And I get it.

[Tommy]

And then the candle has a motto on it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what's the model? The model.

[Tommy]

Is it something like ignite this?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, this. I can dig through my trash can for the.

[Tommy]

For the.

[Show Announcer]

The.

[Chick McGee]

It might be still be in the.

[Tommy]

Flame that matches the car. B.S. it's so stupid. Yeah. We almost set the condo on fire. That'll be coming up when we return. Also, we have more of your letters.

[Chick McGee]

I need coffee, Tom. I need some Java House coffee.

[Tommy]

That's what we're gonna do here. This portion of the Bob and Tom show sponsored by Java House. The heart of any business is the. The coffee room, whatever you call it, where you are. The. The room where you've got the fridge and et cetera, et cetera. The break room.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe it's not water cooler talk talk. It's Java House talk.

[Tommy]

There we go. And what is Java House all about? Well, it's about simplifying it and keeping everybody happy. You could send 25 people into the coffee room at the same time. They don't have to stand in line and wait for the brew from the Keurig machine. No, because Java House, you peel and you pour. If you want hot coffee, you just add hot water. If you want nice hot tea or iced tea, whatever you put the cold water in, et cetera, et cetera. And it comes in little pods. Christie's holding one up right now.

[Christy Lee]

This is the hibiscus lightly sweet tea.

[Tommy]

Okay. It's not just tea and coffee, by the way. They also have fancy stuff. Lattes, espressos. What else? A hot chocolate.

[Christy Lee]

And your energy drinks right there.

[Tommy]

You got your liquid science. Yeah. Very handy. Very handy. It's all from Java House. Java House is, of course, the official beverage service of the Bob and Tom Show. They've got everything you need for that coffee room. And get all the details by visiting java house.com. you peel, you pour, and you're happening. It's that simple. And it's going to revolutionize the world of the office coffee room. So if you're in charge or you know the person who is, tell them to check out Java House by going to javahouse.com. tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you, if you please. When we come back, more of your.

[Chick McGee]

Letters and a final word on the toilets. And we know John Harbaugh got fired at the Baltimore Ravens. We just got sidetracked. We'll have that all in sports.

[Tommy]

Okay. Okay. You mentioned that and I mentioned that. I was in the beautiful Wawa.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tommy]

New to me. And they had a very nice, very nice clean toilet facility.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Spent some time in there.

[Tommy]

I took the time to have a little bit of a pee pee in the Wawa. And my in the Wawa. My next.

[Chick McGee]

No, we do Wawa pp. Bye bye. Do you still do bye bye on the phone? Yes, I do Bye bye on the phone.

[Tommy]

I do that Bye bye Josh.

[Chick McGee]

You don't look like a bye bye guy to me.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not a bye bye guy.

[Christy Lee]

What do you say? Bye.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's a very salutator goodbye.

[Jess Hooker]

I say I'll pay you next month if I can.

[Tommy]

That's what I say.

[Jess Hooker]

Everybody I talk to.

[Tommy]

Now, do you say pee or pee pee?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I always say pee pee.

[Tommy]

Yeah, I pee pee at the Wawa. I can't wait to go visit sheets.

[Jess Hooker]

What are you going to do there?

[Chick McGee]

I predict he's standing in the Wawa toilet. But thinking of that and just laughing his ass off, weren't you?

[Tommy]

We're gonna return. These are the Aurelioto part studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com.

[Tommy]

Get ready for the Rush with Max Crosby. It's time.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't miss the behind the scenes moments.

[Tommy]

Everyone'S talking about, regardless of what they say.

[Chick McGee]

I'll take the fine. I don't care.

[Tommy]

All pro defensive end Max Crosby takes you beyond the field with exclusive insights.

[Chick McGee]

I could say this because I've played them.

[Tommy]

This is the Rush.

[Chick McGee]

You guys already know what time it is. It was fire.

[Tommy]

And we'll be right back on the pod. We'll be talking about it next week. The Rush with Max Crosby. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chrissy Lee. Hey. She's at the Silac insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Resplendent in brown corduroy. Lovely, my friend, lovely. Thanks. There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Pat Godwin]

Get the number one gift for Valentine's Day. That's right. You thought your days of thinking about gifts were over.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. There's always something coming.

[Pat Godwin]

A 24 karat gold dipped rose from Stephen Singer jewelers. That's the thing though. He makes it so easy. It's really a no brainer. You don't put much thought into it at all. You just go to I hate stephensinger.com. get that. Real rose dipped in real gold. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Still, still with the beard ladies. Kind of looks like Denzel and I am legend or something. Is that the name of that movie where he walks around? Eli Book of Eli. Yes, yes, yes. I'm Chick at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tommy]

Have you seen the Eli Manning commercial where he's got the, the shaved head?

[Pat Godwin]

Is it with Danny DeVito?

[Chick McGee]

He's trying to. Danny DeVito's job.

[Pat Godwin]

So those are kind of fun.

[Tommy]

They're great. They're very funny.

[Chick McGee]

They just put a skin cap on.

[Tommy]

Him and it's still funny.

[Chick McGee]

But things that amuse you.

[Tommy]

Nice sandwich place.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show emails from our listeners. Thank you Bob and Tom and Tom Dot com. Sorry to bother you at work but at my place of employment we have what are known as Big John toilets.

[Pat Godwin]

Big bad job.

[Chick McGee]

It's basically a stand and we saw a couple of pictures of those. That fits under the bowl of a mounted wall. A mounted toilet to support the larger gentleman among us. So they evidently had to do that because it kept loosening. That's a place of employment. So Yeah, I don't know who, who thought hey, you know what we're gonna do? Instead of setting this toilet on the floor, let's attach it to the wall.

[Pat Godwin]

I probably when there were way less fat peoples when they thought of it.

[Chick McGee]

How much pounds. I mean a 200 pound guy go over there and sit on the toilet. How does that.

[Pat Godwin]

That's.

[Tommy]

I mean from a plumbing standpoint it means you don't have to have the plumbing into the floor.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tommy]

It's in the wall. I don't know if it's easier. Like I said. What? My old old house has that one of those things in it.

[Chick McGee]

What about the P trap? Where do they Put the P trap. Tom, what about the P trap?

[Tommy]

I don't know. You got me.

[Chick McGee]

P trap changed the world. Look it up.

[Tommy]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

You've always championed.

[Christy Lee]

I believe you.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tommy]

Dear Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Before that. Sewer gas right in your house is awful.

[Christy Lee]

Is that the thing that goes like this?

[Chick McGee]

That's right. That's your P trap.

[Jess Hooker]

What's a P trap?

[Chick McGee]

The swirly part underneath your toilet. Under your toilet, there's water that lay some guy, Peter Paul Parkinson. That's why they call it the P trap. It was a swirly thing. And before, the pipe would just go right down to the sewer and the gas would back up into your house. But he's decided, hey, I'll put a P trap in there. So water stays at a level and it's a barrier. It's a. Yeah, and air can't get back up into your house.

[Christy Lee]

You've missed a lot in life, haven't you?

[Jess Hooker]

No kidding.

[Tommy]

If you didn't use the water at your house for several months and everything evaporated all of a sudden, it would stink.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

You'd stink more, though, because you hadn't used the water in your house. You even. You beast.

[Chick McGee]

Or when you're. When your water gets shut off. What is that? Thursday, I think. Is that tomorrow?

[Jess Hooker]

No, they're gonna give me a grace period.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice of them.

[Tommy]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Yes, this is from Paul in Wisconsin. Thanks for doing what you do. Oh, I was glad that you brought up the show Landman and the Jerry Jones appearance. Yet Landman is a serious, I guess, season two. Two. It's Billy Bob Thornton, Sam Neill, John. John Hamm in the first. And there's a great scene in which.

[Chick McGee]

What you're listening to is Tom describing a show he watches. Go ahead, Tom.

[Tommy]

But no, Jerry Jones plays himself and he's terrific. He really is good.

[Chick McGee]

He is absolutely amazing. I've been a Washington football fan since Paul writes 60s.

[Tommy]

It changed my perspective on the man. He was great. So. Yeah, I agree. He really was terrific. I didn't. I wasn't expecting it. Didn't know it was going to happen. Thank you very much for acknowledging that, Paul. Dear Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

You could also just listen to the show. Hey, there is that option.

[Tommy]

Oh, what show?

[Pat Godwin]

To just listen to this show and not write in about what you hear. I just want. I just want people to know that they can.

[Chick McGee]

Sure, yeah, there's options. Hey, no one's going to call or Send you an email. We appreciate you. We appreciate you listening.

[Pat Godwin]

You're doing the right thing over there.

[Tommy]

Keep going.

[Jess Hooker]

You got 20 more.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Jen. And Nino is gone.

[Tommy]

Just tearing up the letters. Josh doesn't like them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this one's good.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I think I'm speaking for a certain significant portion of the audience who does just listen.

[Christy Lee]

I overheard your conversation about the new fridge in the green room.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it is gorgeous.

[Christy Lee]

Tom mentioned that the average person doesn't use the freezer as much as the fridge. That got me thinking. Does Tom actually think of himself as the average person?

[Chick McGee]

That's a great point. I agree.

[Christy Lee]

Seems like a contradiction due to his everyday behavior. Love the show. Hope you have a great day. Thanks. Jim in?

[Tommy]

Yeah, our new refrigerator. The refrigerator parts on the top.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And the cabinet is set at 39 degrees. I think that's cold enough.

[Pat Godwin]

It's great. Yeah, probably plenty. Plenty.

[Tommy]

It's nice cold.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you have?

[Tommy]

Beer, coffee.

[Chick McGee]

I've got mine at 33. 33. No, it's not going to freeze. 32 is freezing. I know that. Right, Anybody? Right there.

[Tommy]

Well, dear Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

I also turn everything up on high whenever I. Never mind.

[Pat Godwin]

Go ahead.

[Tommy]

Okay, this is something new. I just listened to Tom's interview. I was interviewed by Gary Dick, very nice man, on a show called Business and Beyond.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you giggle the whole time?

[Tommy]

No. Well, this is Mr. Dick at all.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? This is the time I. I know Gary Dick and I've talked to him a couple times and I know he talked to you, didn't he?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do.

[Chick McGee]

I did his podcast and I sent him talked. Hey, I'd like to him. Not a word. I got a news for you, Mr. Dick. I'll tell you this. You call the chickster now. No way.

[Christy Lee]

I do my podcast again.

[Tommy]

The show is about podcast. The show is about business.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care. What are you talking about? I'm a going concern, legitimate.

[Tommy]

Could I get to our letter? I haven't been able to read any of the letters yet. Well, he goes at. The interview's close. Tom asked. Okay, I know what this is about. Gary Dick spells his name G, E, R, R, Y.

[Chick McGee]

What about the Dick part?

[Pat Godwin]

And, well, is it your standard Dick?

[Chick McGee]

Is it Di? I thought it was D Y.

[Tommy]

No, it's.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's the red.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. I'm just doing my job.

[Tommy]

No, you're getting ahead of the game here because he spells it G E, R, R, Y. I said, did they always call you Jerry and He goes, tom, the Jerry wasn't the difficult part. It was the Dick part that I as a kid I think we got a link to that interview. We talk about the early days with Bob, how we met, etc, etc. It's fun.

[Chick McGee]

You can go piss up a rope, Mr. Dick, I'll tell you that.

[Tommy]

Did you know that I think I mentioned this once before the term gerrymander been in the news a lot lately. I know it's a hard it should be Gary Mander. Oh, but it isn't.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you agree? Fascinating.

[Tommy]

Well, this is the sort of thing that one who reads might be aware of. Chick, you know someone who's cracked open a book that wasn't the offensive scheme for the Washington commanders.

[Chick McGee]

It comes into focus I, I, I'm a poor business and I don't know how hard RG Softy. I get it now and I'm completely hopelessly check us.

[Tommy]

You got a new book alone, I understand. Why'd you get that book? Oh, it's the right thickness to get my TV to stop canting to the.

[Jess Hooker]

Now you just watch tv.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Who doesn't love their tv? We all love our Everybody loves their tv. Of course you do.

[Tommy]

Coming up, we have the relationship between the male member and Dick doesn't have a TV show. TV show he does.

[Chick McGee]

I do tv.

[Tommy]

You can see or hear that interview. I should say if you go to our website, we've got a link or something somewhere. God knows. Coming up, comedian Greg Hahn, comedian Ali Breen with sexy time from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee, hi. She's the SILAC insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

At the I hate Stevens singer sidekick chair, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. And hello, Tom.

[Tommy]

Hello, Chick McGee. We got some sporting news coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Couple a couple emails left though.

[Tommy]

Oh, I got one too. You go first.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show, I see this statue every time I go back to Florida. This froze from Susan a statue. It's at a Hooters and John's Pass in Madeira Beach, Florida. I love your show. I listen every day. There's. It's the giant chicken wing statue. Oh, it sure is. And there's a minute to figure out.

[Pat Godwin]

What it looks like. It's being lowered into buckets of sauce.

[Chick McGee]

Right on a hook.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at those little kids.

[Chick McGee]

They are having the greatest time. That is from Susan.

[Tommy]

That is weird.

[Christy Lee]

It is weird.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, that wing looks good.

[Tommy]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I had a couple wings yesterday. A couple drummies. No kidding.

[Tommy]

Well, we were asking because we had the world record.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. You ate two whole chicken wings? Wow, what a. What a haul.

[Christy Lee]

Along with some other things.

[Tommy]

You wave them over the. The ranch dressing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't use ranch. You know that.

[Tommy]

Just let the.

[Christy Lee]

I like the barbecue, the hot sauce.

[Pat Godwin]

The essence of it.

[Tommy]

Yes. It's like spraying perfume vapor. Well, we were discussing the. He had some world record.

[Chick McGee]

The world's largest number of chicken wings.

[Tommy]

And I was. I thought it was the world's largest chicken wing, Right?

[Christy Lee]

It was the world's largest number of people eating chicken wings, wasn't it?

[Tommy]

Yeah, but I. I just thought it would. What would be the largest bird wing one could eat. And I was opting. Maybe a pterodactyl would be interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe one day we'll all get to enjoy pterodactyl.

[Tommy]

Would it be cool if they started doing those cloning these and they found something that was really delicious, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. What if this mammoth is just so delicious?

[Tommy]

What if brontosaurus was delightful? Oh, oh, I know they don't have brontosaurus anymore. Millions of years we had them and.

[Christy Lee]

All of a sudden have that much fat on them, though. I can't be that tasty.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you're right.

[Christy Lee]

They'd be very gristly, I would think.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe a tougher meat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, Caveman certainly had a dinosaur burger. Every now and then.

[Pat Godwin]

They were running around at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

Of course they were.

[Tommy]

I saw the museum.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob. Dear Bob and Tom show. Hey, Tom. Vale. Getting snow like crazy now. Just snowed 6 inches and another storm coming tomorrow.

[Tommy]

Got the letter yesterday. Everyone that I know.

[Chick McGee]

It says, discover veil. Fresh tracks today. More snow on the way. It says. Sorry, that's got to be a tough.

[Tommy]

There was an incident. I wasn't in the condo at the time. We rented a. Rented this beautiful condominium. It was really nice. And I was up in the mountain with a couple of my children. Kelly was doing something and she'd lit a candle and. Not sure exactly what transpired, but the candle tipped over and the liquid wax engulfed the desk in flames.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tommy]

So she rushed into the bathroom and turned the water on and started soaking towels and heating them on the desk. Put out the damage? No, there were some towels that were sacrificed discreetly into a garbage area.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, thank goodness, everything's okay.

[Tommy]

My house, I have one of those fire blankets. I have fire blankets. And then I have like 10 fire. I'm a big fire extinguisher guy.

[Christy Lee]

I have fire blankets.

[Tommy]

I've had to use a fire extinguisher. Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

I almost set my old house on fire.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the basket incident.

[Tommy]

Yeah. Yeah. Threw a basket in the. I had a nice fire going. I had one of those. Those, like, enamel coated baskets. You know, the fruit comes in that your brother sends you for Christmas every year. One of those things. Now this. This will probably be flame right up. I tossed it in the fire and. And the top of the basket. Close. The flu.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no.

[Tommy]

Oh, yeah. That was thousands of dollars of damage to the mantle, the ceiling.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Tommy]

But I got to use my fire extinguisher.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tommy]

I have to admit, it was kind of cool. Scary, because I almost burned the whole house down, but sure got it out just in time. Okay, so be careful with those candles. And I gave all you guys candles.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you did.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they're cool.

[Tommy]

And then fun money and my official. My official matches.

[Pat Godwin]

Now the matches, dude. Every year, please. Yeah, you like the matches?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I know in you. You've got eight cases of them somewhere.

[Tommy]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Why'd you pick that color? I'm curious.

[Tommy]

Because I didn't. Amy took care of it for me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tommy]

What color are they?

[Christy Lee]

Blue.

[Tommy]

Okay. I haven't seen them.

[Christy Lee]

Are they all blue candles? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, mine's blue.

[Christy Lee]

Mine's blue.

[Tommy]

Okay. In any event, we have a couple more letters. Here, here.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show good morning to the best wake up crew ever.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

A longtime listener heard everyone yesterday amazed Tom puts his socks on standing up. Yes, he said that. We don't have any proof of it, but he said that he maintains it.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm impressed.

[Tommy]

Why would he lie about why? How else would you do it?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you.

[Pat Godwin]

Sitting on the edge of a bed.

[Tommy]

Where?

[Christy Lee]

Sit on the edge of the bed or in a chair in your closet.

[Tommy]

I've got someone sleeping in the bed there. I don't want to wake up.

[Christy Lee]

There's. You cannot tell me you don't have enough room in your closet to put a chair.

[Tommy]

I just stand there, put my socks on. On.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, whatever works. That's fine. In fact, I. Like I said, I'm impressed at the core strength.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a good balance hack.

[Chick McGee]

Dan. This is Dan in Grand Ledge, Michigan. He says, come on. When you put your foot in your mouth as often as Tom does, I.

[Tommy]

I'd argue if I could.

[Chick McGee]

Socks are a snap.

[Tommy]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Happy New Year.

[Tommy]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

You think. Could any of you get your toe to your blips?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

I think so. Christy probably could.

[Pat Godwin]

Christy might be able. Yeah. Wow, that is money on the table.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

You sucking your own.

[Tommy]

And of course, famously. Famously. Chick's mom. Famously. Chick's mother used to.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know who to thank, Josh or you.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know about how. Where it could go.

[Tommy]

Bite her toenails.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you wanna. You wanna shut up over there?

[Tommy]

We don't have to play that famous segment of the program.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Jared in Bristol, Tennessee. For the first time in 30 years of listening, I finally agree with something Tom says. I also put my socks on standing up. Always have.

[Pat Godwin]

Hmm.

[Chick McGee]

Unless I'm extremely intoxicated, which has happened more the older I get. Chick gets it. That's from. Yeah, Jared.

[Pat Godwin]

What? At what.

[Tommy]

What do you have to be doing to be drunk? Putting your socks on.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know, functioning. Maybe taking an away game.

[Chick McGee]

Someone's husband comes home early.

[Tommy]

I think if the husband comes home early, you leave the socks behind.

[Chick McGee]

You're going up.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Most of those are balled up and put in your pocket.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

You're going out the window. Like in the Allman Brothers song.

[Chick McGee]

If you found a stray sock in your. In your bedroom, you know that's not my sock.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, of course.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I got a pretty good idea on my socks.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Of course I would know.

[Chick McGee]

You. You would absolutely know.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tommy]

I had an incident in my life.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't know. Andy Socks.

[Tommy]

Many years ago, a friend of mine came up to visit me and Bob at Harbor Springs, and he brought his sister.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Carol. You tapped it, didn't you?

[Tommy]

Oh, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

You didn't want to go after Bob.

[Christy Lee]

Must have been a big girl.

[Tommy]

I'd like to apologize to Bob already, because he met Carol. Not his type.

[Chick McGee]

Both of her.

[Tommy]

She was a big gal.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tommy]

Very large, but very sweet. Nice, but being a gentleman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

We had a pretty small apartment, but I slept on the couch, and Gary slept another couch. Bob was in his room, and I. I let Carol sleep in my little room.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Didn't think much about it. Several weeks later, there was some kind of encounter in My. My bedroom.

[Chick McGee]

Atta boy.

[Tommy]

Wants to take a shower. And then I heard a scream. Walked in the bedroom and at the end of a stick a certain young lady was holding a gigantic pair of semi soiled panties to explain those were. That's Gary's sister Carol left. Every word of that is true.

[Chick McGee]

You know, every now and then they'll do like a long time television show. They'll do the earlier origin of that like the show you like and it's in the 70s but then they'll go back to the 40s and you know.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you like to see Bob and Tom or Muppet babies?

[Pat Godwin]

Little Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Lil Bob and Tom from like 19 your teen years into your 20s were good days. Yeah, I bet they were.

[Tommy]

My bedroom. My bedroom had. My bedroom had one piece of furniture.

[Pat Godwin]

Furniture.

[Christy Lee]

A bed.

[Tommy]

A bed. Everything else. Boxes.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tommy]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Get all your clothes in a box.

[Tommy]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Is that why to this day you have to have all your clothes out so you can see them?

[Tommy]

I'd like to, but I don't anymore. Oh, thank you for bringing that up. If you would like to hear about the early days, Gary Dick did a fun interview with.

[Chick McGee]

We talk again with this guy.

[Tommy]

Just because he hasn't interviewed you, I'm sure he'd be happy to.

[Chick McGee]

What was it was a podcast. Yeah, no, I. I don't do podcasts.

[Tommy]

We've linked to it the various Bob and Tom social medias have talked about talk about the good old days, etc. Etc. Now coming up we have some.

[Chick McGee]

Did you mention me at all? I don't remember you mentioned Christie at all.

[Tommy]

I don't remember what I mentioned. It's a nice conversation.

[Pat Godwin]

Sounds like a no newish guy who's.

[Tommy]

Certain things came up. Mostly I talked about how Josh saved the show.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

Really is like a. A knife in your eye when he does that.

[Tommy]

He does it a lot.

[Chick McGee]

He does do it a lot.

[Christy Lee]

He loves Josh.

[Chick McGee]

He moves it along.

[Tommy]

Yesterday. Was it yesterday or the day before? Were you just like one three pointer after?

[Pat Godwin]

I was very good.

[Tommy]

It was just.

[Chick McGee]

Well now first of all. No, nobody can deny that.

[Tommy]

Certainly there's no evidence of that today. If you listen to.

[Chick McGee]

If you listen to those nine of us.

[Tommy]

But we just delighted at some of the fun. Fine.

[Christy Lee]

You're the only one he listens to in this room. So that's why you always get all the attention.

[Tommy]

I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Does he listen to me?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe more. He listens to me more than he Listens to you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, for sure.

[Pat Godwin]

It just feels like he looks at me all the time.

[Chick McGee]

He used to listen to me and then I hit. I was too right nail on the.

[Tommy]

Head for it on the nose.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't want to those days.

[Tommy]

Now it's time to move forward here.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's. That's how Tom likes it.

[Tommy]

Keep it up, Ace. Good work.

[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Hey, hey, Marty. Can I go ahead and cash out now?

[Tommy]

Hey, I forgot to call you 10 minutes ago before the game ended. You know, when my side was ahead by 12. Yeah, I meant to text you.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tommy]

We will continue our presence in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I hope you can too. When we return and when we come back, this will be the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's getting serious. She took her warm ups off. Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

It's hot in here today.

[Chick McGee]

Take off all your clothes. It's getting hot. God.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jessica Alsman]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Nelly is from St. Louis. He lives at the top of the ark.

[Christy Lee]

Does he really?

[Tommy]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Why do I remember the Saint Lunatics?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that was his group or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You get to see his bedroom when you go in the little capsule Is it right there?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. Sometimes he's asleep and you can't. You have to be real quiet up there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, with the beard. He's still Gruffy Tom. What do you think?

[Tommy]

It's not a beard yet.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I like it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. One thing is I got a razor for Christmas. You did get a razor for Christmas. Yeah. Electric or straight?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I've never been able to use electric razor. Same what the deal is. I don't know. I. I've heard you have to train your face.

[Christy Lee]

Tom used to use one all the time.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what? You know what it is? Do you remember the National Choir? There was. There used to be a thing in the National Choir. I don't know if it was every. My grandma got it and then we would get the. Hand me down. National Choir. And so there was a close. A microscopic view of a whisker shaven with, like, a safety razor and a whisker shaven with an electric razor. And the one with the electric razor was a mangled mess. And the one with the safety razor was totally fine. And I. That's always.

[Tommy]

You believe that Madison Avenue lie. You. You suckered for that.

[Chick McGee]

That Don Draper.

[Pat Godwin]

Whether it's true or not, it stuck with me. And why it even matters. It doesn't.

[Tommy]

You know, it stuck with me. The famous jingle for electric shave. That's the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

My contention is Tom saw when he was a kid on one of those shows, he watched some. Some muckety muck. Some high powered executive with a portable razor shaving in his car. Yeah, I like that. And that's why he uses.

[Pat Godwin]

I always like seeing it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You still use the electric razor.

[Tommy]

I ordinarily shave in the shower with a. But I cut my face. So I used an electric one this morning. I have one in my office.

[Pat Godwin]

Used to walk around the building doing that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I used to sit right there and do it.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I think it was a power move. Wasn't the power to come into a.

[Jess Hooker]

Meeting something out of a box and put it on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like Don Draper.

[Jess Hooker]

Don Draper, Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Come up and clean your glasses on some guy's shirt tail.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Electric shave was an aftershave, correct? Yeah, it was.

[Tommy]

And it was really, like, greasy.

[Chick McGee]

It felt awful on your face and the smell was even worse.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I never used aftershave.

[Christy Lee]

What's it for after shaving?

[Tommy]

For making money for. Companies are selling products smack your face.

[Chick McGee]

I believe aftershavers are after shaving. Am I correct?

[Christy Lee]

Well, is it supposed to close your Pores or something.

[Jessica Alsman]

Doesn't it burn?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Kevin McAllister when he does it.

[Chick McGee]

That's why. Thanks. I needed that.

[Tommy]

Remember, wasn't that a. I think it's an unnecessary product. Product created by companies to make money.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tommy]

They.

[Christy Lee]

Fair enough.

[Tommy]

Tim Wilson used to go on and on about shampoos, about how we bathe too much in America.

[Chick McGee]

And, and don't get me wrong, I love Tim, but he could have. He could have. He could have stepped a little closer to a shower.

[Tommy]

I'm not saying I agree with them.

[Chick McGee]

No, of course not.

[Christy Lee]

But he only had one shirt. Remember that shirt?

[Chick McGee]

Guitar. Guitar case and a shirt.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a rambler right there.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Magnificent.

[Christy Lee]

Turn it inside out for the show.

[Jess Hooker]

He is the original man.

[Chick McGee]

I would always love being side stage watching Tim perform. And I knew I had to pay attention when he said, let me tell you something, sir.

[Tommy]

All the best.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, it's on.

[Pat Godwin]

Here we go. Yep. I saw him scream at an entire audience like we all felt like we were being. We were in trouble for.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes. I've been side stage at that show. Yes, wonderful.

[Tommy]

We can feature something from one of Tim's early appearances.

[Christy Lee]

I missed him.

[Tommy]

But right now I'd like to play the. The jingle. Here it comes. There it is right there.

[Chick McGee]

Make your beard stand up. Make your razor shave better with electric shade.

[Tommy]

You learn pretty fast for a football player.

[Chick McGee]

I believe that's Terry Bradshaw, I think. I think.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, a young Terry Bradshaw. Yes.

[Tommy]

And it's not. Not electric. It's just electric.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I thought it was Electra.

[Tommy]

No, it's electric. The word electric without the first e. Huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Do they put an apostrophe electric shave? No, just.

[Tommy]

I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. I had. Make your beard stand up. Make your razor shave better with electric shave. You learn pretty fast for a football player.

[Pat Godwin]

Who the second guy?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. It might be Franco Harris or somebody. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Let's find out who that is. Put a man on.

[Tommy]

Okay, we'll get.

[Christy Lee]

We'll get Jason.

[Chick McGee]

Now.

[Tommy]

We were talking about Tim Wilson.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tommy]

This is from Tim's very first appearance on our show.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, I would have liked to have heard Tim Wilson and Terry Bradshaw talk. They would have had a good conversation.

[Tommy]

Yeah, we talked to Terry. He's great. Yeah, yeah, he's terrific. I'd love to, love to talk to him again. This is the very first time Tim appeared in the show.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He comes over to the house in a three day beard, sleeps on the couch makes the place smell weird he's on something and it damn sure sure ain't a job he scares a kid, stays on the phone's got a car somewhere for me to co sign on he's been disowned and his wife's run off with Bob she finally told him he wasn't worth the damn he tries to blame it all on Vietnam but he wasn't there he was 15 and 74 and he's had a bad back and a messy divorce he's got a workman's comp case tied up in court he can't move and I can damn sure vouch for that he's my brother in law he's from Arkansas Lord, the best man at my wedding and the worst I ever saw he's living off of me he's the baby of the family My wife won't let me shoot him Cause he's my brother in law Every day he smokes four packs of menthols Makes about eight more long distance calls Snorts alcohol and talks like dusty roads and he'll go through your wallet with a fine tooth comb and eat your family out of house and home he'll cuss out your preacher and stop up your kimon he's your brother in law he's got nothing on the ball the kind of man who'd rob from Peter and write a bad check to Paul he's gotten out of hand he ought to be a congressman he's the kind of fella that I can't stand and he's my brother in law oh yeah he's the generic brand and he's my brother in law.

[Tommy]

The great Tim Wilson from his first experience appearance on our show. That is just so beautiful.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tommy]

He was 15 and 74. We were out of Vietnam then you see what a great line. Speaking of Tim's. Tim Allen, friend of the show. He's got that new comedy show Shifting Gears. He's going to be at the Morrison center in Boise, Idaho coming up this Saturday. If you get a chance to say hi to Tim, tell him we said hi too. We talked to him.

[Pat Godwin]

Him.

[Tommy]

A little interview with Tim. Posted. Posted that.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's for potato days there and then. I don't know if that's a thing or not.

[Tommy]

Coming up, Tim's gonna be in Vegas Saturday, April 18th at the David Copperfield Theater. Tim's a great stand up, if you're not familiar.

[Chick McGee]

Always wore a great suit saying it when you did stand up.

[Tommy]

Oh hey, when I forgot to do this. While we were gone, we had some winners of the Pigskin pick them competition. Oh, congratulations to Sam Allen of which is it Menasha, Wisconsin. Congratulations to Paul McCam of Tifton, Georgia. And congratulations to Stephen Storms of Brooksville, Ohio. All winners of those $500e gift cards from Stephen Singer Jewelers.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations, all those winners.

[Chick McGee]

Seems like we should have been gone longer. Wow. How long were we gone?

[Tommy]

A couple of weeks. Are we going to talk to one of these guys? No, for. Is Chick gonna do his picks tomorrow?

[Chick McGee]

Pics are already up on the Chick McGee on Instagram.

[Tommy]

You don't want to talk to one of these guys.

[Chick McGee]

Enjoy yourself. I don't want to talk to anybody.

[Jessica Alsman]

We're good.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tommy]

Good. I enjoy talking to the people.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they're always in the.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, we can get somebody else to talk to. We don't need to talk to them.

[Tommy]

Why not? I want to find out about what's. What's going on in Tifton, Georgia.

[Christy Lee]

Well, probably getting ready for the Peach Bowl.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tommy]

Could be. Go Hoosiers.

[Jessica Alsman]

Google it.

[Tommy]

So congratulations to those folks, and thanks again to Steven Singer Jewelers. And they're already getting ready, I understand, at Stephen Singer Jewelers for Valentine's Day.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Those roses dipped in gold, baby.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tommy]

All right, we'll be hearing a lot about that.

[Christy Lee]

Not that far away.

[Tommy]

Coming up later on today's show, we're going to speak with comedian Greg Hahn son.

[Christy Lee]

What's he doing?

[Tommy]

He's gonna be in Lawrence, Kansas, this weekend. Wow. And then next weekend at the Comedy Caravan in Louisville with Willie G. Is that. I'm not sure what the. There's no dates on these.

[Jessica Alsman]

No, he didn't give me any dates. And then I went to his website, and there's nothing on his website and.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah, that's on for you.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Jessica Alsman]

And all he said was, hey, I'm gonna be real hopped up on probiotics when I zoom tomorrow. Okay. Nothing helpful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for the help, Greg.

[Tommy]

You should miss Hooker. You should have been in the green room a few minutes.

[Pat Godwin]

Minutes ago.

[Tommy]

We got four of us are in there. Allen's in there with me and Pat and Josh. We're talking about what we put in our smoothies.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was an interesting conversation.

[Tommy]

Josh. Josh doesn't use kale like I. And I. Really? Boy, this is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

I said, do you put psyllium husk in there? He goes, no, no, I use the Metamucil. There was a time in that room when it would be, you know, I'm so long over.

[Chick McGee]

And then she said, there's somebody out here said you left. What do you mean they left your.

[Tommy]

Her purse in your car. What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Cocaine.

[Jess Hooker]

Some husband out here.

[Tommy]

Cocaine and an ass crack.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Tommy]

We're talking about cocaine and an ass. Cilia, musk and ground flaxseed. Times have changed, kids. Okay. But you see, Josh, if you freeze the bananas and then you put them.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm. I go frozen mango, though, as a banana supplements worth.

[Tommy]

Okay. You don't like.

[Chick McGee]

Man, you don't have an issue with bananas.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't you?

[Pat Godwin]

I took a. One of those gut tests.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

And they were like two foods I shouldn't be having, and bananas was one of them.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tommy]

So I'm not going to say anything.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tommy]

Because of my New Year's resolution.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Let's go.

[Pat Godwin]

This is his New Year's resolution. Every year.

[Christy Lee]

When he said you're a really fan.

[Tommy]

When he said gut test, I was immediately. Wheels were turning. You can imagine where one.

[Greg Hahn]

No.

[Tommy]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

John Harbaugh might be up making a smoothie early this morning. He's shuffling around the house, not doing nothing in his. In his robe like Pat's son.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what does.

[Chick McGee]

No shirt in a robe.

[Pat Godwin]

They offered him to stick. They said you can stay if you take a pay cut. But he wanted to play har ball.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

That's the rim.

[Pat Godwin]

Off the rim.

[Tommy]

No, no, no. Airball, huh?

[Chick McGee]

18 seasons as the Ravens head coach owner Steve Biscotti.

[Tommy]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

The Cookie Bear.

[Christy Lee]

Aaron, you know, they're about ready to expand in a big way. Did you read that story, the Scottish cookie? Yes. Remember, they used to only be on airplanes and now they're like really going into the markets and really hitting it hard.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen biscotti because I love it. Scotty ice creams and also. Yeah, but Steve Biscotti is not that Biscotti. He runs a employee search firm.

[Pat Godwin]

Biscotti's not a brand. It's a type of cookie, isn't it? It's a style.

[Tommy]

It is.

[Jessica Alsman]

You guys are thinking of. Yes. Biscoff.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Biscoff is a.

[Jessica Alsman]

Is a brand.

[Tommy]

And. And now. And Bischetti.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tommy]

What about Sketti is when you've got a five year old boy that loves quality pasta.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Pat had a question.

[Tommy]

Yes, Pat.

[Jess Hooker]

What about Steve Buscemi?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And he may be taking over for Harbaugh.

[Tommy]

And does. Does he. He deliberately pronounced his Name several ways just to confuse me.

[Chick McGee]

I think he does pretty much. I've not saw a couple interviews with him and he's. No, it's bashimi and then it's bissimi.

[Christy Lee]

Jess is right. It's biscoff. That I was thinking not biscotti. Biscotti is the long.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Italian dipping that you dip in your coffee.

[Jess Hooker]

You're biscoffed.

[Christy Lee]

Yesterday I was. I'm biscoffed every day.

[Tommy]

Every day she's in here.

[Chick McGee]

I pissed off. Tell you her and you were pissed off. I pissed off.

[Pat Godwin]

That's better than Harm Ball.

[Chick McGee]

So here's a list of people that will be joining us on the unemployment line.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

John Harbaugh so far, of course, fired yesterday. Jonathan Gannon of the Arizona Cardinals. Fired. Pete Carroll, fired. Kevin Stefanski, fired from the Browns, Raheem Morris from the Falcons, Brian Dabal from the Giants and Brian Callahan during the season.

[Pat Godwin]

His name rings.

[Chick McGee]

I did that one morning.

[Pat Godwin]

I need your thoughts on that.

[Tommy]

You got real bad. I mean, Harbaugh looks like genius compared.

[Pat Godwin]

To the Har is who's on first.

[Tommy]

I honestly don't get the reference.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. They. Well, they Bell. And then his name is spelled O L L. And I thought one morning. That would be fun.

[Tommy]

Yeah. It would be fake. His name was Day Bell. That would work.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This is why I get tired of stuff I come up with on here. It's really not. It's really not that good.

[Tommy]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

That's the problem. More sports coming up, including. We're down to the final four in college football. And let's see what else.

[Christy Lee]

Miami play again.

[Chick McGee]

Ole Miss.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. And yes, I find, gentlemen, you know, the quarterback of Ole Miss, the greatest name in the history of sports and private detection agencies. Trinidad Shambliss.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man, that's good.

[Chick McGee]

Try to contain. Try to stop him. You can only contain. I think ole. Ole Miss is going to surprise.

[Christy Lee]

I hope so.

[Tommy]

This article says that. I don't know if this is that Harbaugh has already received seven calls from other teams.

[Chick McGee]

That was from Schefter. Adam Schefter from ESPN. And he. He said last night it was like 14. That he. 14 teams have already come.

[Pat Godwin]

They have a party line.

[Jessica Alsman]

How would he ever know?

[Christy Lee]

How does everybody have his phone number?

[Tommy]

And you've been oddly.

[Chick McGee]

The Ravens called him thinking it was Jim Harbaugh. Isn't that interesting? Isn't that so he could end up.

[Tommy]

In the division and play his brother again? A lot of the super.

[Chick McGee]

Sure really? Chiefs. No, Raider. Yeah, he could. He goes to the Raiders. Yeah. Chiefs. Raiders.

[Tommy]

And you were saying yesterday? Stefanski is the best one of the bunch.

[Chick McGee]

Not now. It's our ball. But yeah.

[Tommy]

Okay. Wow. Okay, cool. We'll find out more about the world.

[Chick McGee]

Stefanski is a dreamy guy. Christie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're on board with that?

[Tommy]

Coming up, we have the headline Moby Dick marathon. Oh, not to be confused with Dick marathon, which was a. I believe that was the sequel to All Hands on Dick. Okay. One of those movies you were.

[Chick McGee]

Was that Dick Sahoy? Was that it? Was that.

[Pat Godwin]

That was pretty good.

[Tommy]

Different director, same writer, but the direction is not as good, but failed.

[Pat Godwin]

That was the water.

[Chick McGee]

Am I remembering a Dick for a day? Was that a. I don't know. I think.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that a legit thing or a porn?

[Chick McGee]

This hasn't happened in quite a while. I don't know why I'm talking. Right.

[Tommy]

Must be the medication.

[Chick McGee]

I have no idea.

[Tommy]

Okay, when we return, we'll try to get the show back on track. We also have something from Ms. Hooker I'm very excited about involving recipes that appear on gravestones.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

I think this is awesome.

[Jessica Alsman]

I think it's really sweet because if.

[Christy Lee]

You put a recipe on somebody's gravestone, it's got to be pretty damn good.

[Tommy]

Well, and we're gonna find out. There's a whole book of them right now.

[Pat Godwin]

I've seen urns with recipes on them. Just add water.

[Tommy]

What do you think? Is that better than Hardball?

[Chick McGee]

I can't. I can't say anything. Okay.

[Tommy]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Okay. Two points.

[Greg Hahn]

Two boys.

[Tommy]

So you're bringing the back. Just add water. Okay. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tommy]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tommy]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker's here.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, there.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the IH. Steven Singer, Sidekick, Chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick Sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tommy]

We're about to visit the Sports desk with Chick McGee. Yeah, we've covered a couple of things. What else you got?

[Chick McGee]

The College Football Playoff gaining ratings momentum as it heads into the Final Four tomorrow night. And Friday night week's quarterfinals saw a 14% increase in viewership from last season, averaging 19.3 million viewers. 6. Six of the eight games rank in the top 10 most viewed this season. Indiana's win over Alabama and the Rose Bowl, 24.9 million. Numbers.

[Pat Godwin]

Those are impressive numbers.

[Chick McGee]

You don't get those kind of ratings anymore. People are, you know, technology and distractions. Damn kids.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, it's the most watched college Football playoff game since 2024. And Miami's victory over Ohio State and Mississippi's comeback against Georgia. Also numbers way up.

[Pat Godwin]

Chick, are you ever a. An any who? Are any who?

[Chick McGee]

I haven't, but I like that.

[Pat Godwin]

My mom's a big any who.

[Christy Lee]

Really? Any who. Are you kidding? His mom.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, anywho. Any who.

[Jessica Alsman]

I like it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That does sound kind of like something your mom would say, Tom. Mom? Why Any who?

[Jess Hooker]

Because she said it's like a segue.

[Chick McGee]

It's not. Anywho. It's not an insult. It's.

[Christy Lee]

No to him.

[Tommy]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

It's white trash.

[Chick McGee]

She. She said who? Scowl. Did she not?

[Tommy]

She did say who's gone.

[Chick McGee]

All right. There you go.

[Jessica Alsman]

Didn't Ellen say that? Wasn't that her catchphrase? Like she would. She would cross her legs and say anywho.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah. Like that was the end of her show. Like the. Like.

[Greg Hahn]

Oh, I like it.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah. The company. Yeah.

[Tommy]

Anywho, do you say anyhow?

[Pat Godwin]

I will say it ironically. Yeah, I've heard you goofing around.

[Tommy]

I see.

[Pat Godwin]

Because there is actually something more polite to it than any way. Anyway.

[Tommy]

You go with any ways or any way.

[Pat Godwin]

I do not go any ways. No.

[Chick McGee]

How do you feel about.

[Tommy]

I often do.

[Christy Lee]

Way. I can get out of this conversation anyways.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I got more.

[Tommy]

He started it, not me.

[Chick McGee]

How about this?

[Tommy]

Don't drag me into this.

[Chick McGee]

Where are you on what am I do to going to what Can I do you for.

[Tommy]

I love that.

[Pat Godwin]

Love that.

[Chick McGee]

You love that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. What can I do you for, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

It's like you're in the old west or something.

[Tommy]

Now you're in the hardware store and the guy comes up and see, Tom likes it too.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. What can I do you for?

[Chick McGee]

What can I do you for, Tom? You're inventing, aren't you?

[Tommy]

I am inventing.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I've been trying to bring back duets. Duet, that's very like old and British. Ask me if I want to go to lunch.

[Christy Lee]

Josh, would you like to go to lunch?

[Pat Godwin]

Do let's.

[Jessica Alsman]

What, you're not familiar with that?

[Tommy]

Not let's do.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's very. It's sort of Dickensian.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see. It's like, do.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, do let us.

[Tommy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The Brits also said. They don't say. The Brits also say come through instead of come in. Come through.

[Pat Godwin]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that odd? There are a bunch of weird people.

[Pat Godwin]

What a. What a backwards culture.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta get over there and get everything set up.

[Tommy]

They drop the. The before host hospital.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going to hospital. Yeah, same with university.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, go to university.

[Chick McGee]

The wire did that with the. With the police department. He's good police. They did that.

[Tommy]

Well, could we move to good sports?

[Chick McGee]

Anywho, what can I do you for, Tom? Anyways, winter sports officials hang on to your various groins.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Winter sports officials say they are aware that some ski jumpers are injecting hyaluronic acid into their genitals to gain a competitive edge. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Hyaluronic acid in their genitals. What would that do?

[Chick McGee]

According to something called the sun, the dimensions of each jumper suit are partly determined by their stride length, which is measured by a 3D scanner. And it's from the lowest point of the genital area. A bigger suit could help increase lift and reduce rate of descent.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I would have thought it would increase drag.

[Christy Lee]

I would too.

[Chick McGee]

So some athletes are turning to fillers to increase their respective manhood.

[Christy Lee]

So if it's penis is bigger, you fly faster.

[Tommy]

No, no, here it is.

[Chick McGee]

He's got all the answers.

[Tommy]

I'm assuming that this is only done for the measurement thing where they. They have to go in and get measured. And the idea would be that if your suit, I guess, is a little looser, it acts kind of like a wing. I'm just speculating.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. But I would do. I would think it'd cause more drag.

[Tommy]

But I would think all. I would assume that once you inject the male member with this stuff, it would then immediately, you know, whatever, eventually go back to its normal size.

[Christy Lee]

It would be.

[Tommy]

So you've got the extra cloth there.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Tommy]

I mean, but first of all, who thought of that?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I've heard of this acid, though.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah. It's a topical. For women.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Is it an injectable tube in this case? Yeah.

[Tommy]

I mean, you can inject anything if.

[Pat Godwin]

You'Re stupid enough, right into the genitals.

[Chick McGee]

It's like pink cotton candy.

[Tommy]

Oh, this is gonna. You're gonna feel a little prick. Two of them.

[Chick McGee]

Dr. Matthias Hafley. I didn't want to do this story, not say his name. That's a good name. Matthias Hafley of the International Ski and Snowboard Federation, said. The Federation, aware of the situation, currently working on methods to improve the problem.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tommy]

I mean, I. You've got to be really desperate to want to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Take a needle and put it there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Jessica Alsman]

And it can't make that much of a difference.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. It has to be negligent.

[Chick McGee]

Well, isn't that. I don't know, isn't that standard? The penis injected to, you know, between your toes and. Oh, I understand it. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Desperate, that kind of thing. Yeah.

[Tommy]

Oh, you mean if you were a drug addict.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tommy]

You would, you know, drugs, man.

[Pat Godwin]

To hide where the mark.

[Tommy]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Are you kidding? No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a thing with. Especially between the toes.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, I know that.

[Tommy]

Well, I mean, if you have a choice. Between the toes are in the old, you know.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. They both sound.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that sounds.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they do.

[Christy Lee]

God, how did that is.

[Chick McGee]

How did it.

[Christy Lee]

Is it hydrochloric or hydrochonic?

[Chick McGee]

Here's the spelling. H Y A L, E. Hydrochloric.

[Christy Lee]

H Y.

[Chick McGee]

You're not helping, mister.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

A L, U R O N, I C.

[Christy Lee]

It's a natural substance in our body, crucial for hydrating the skin.

[Pat Godwin]

So it probably puffs things up if you have.

[Chick McGee]

Have little dry skin.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Oh, okay. This says it holds. I see moisture. Yeah. So this. This would be adding a bunch of water to your male member, therefore making it bigger. So when they do the measurement. Aha.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, so it's like one of those water wiggles. You can play with it and.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Christy Lee]

Can use it for eye drops, injections for osteoarthritis, and wound healing for the body. So.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I guess it does swell things up.

[Tommy]

Yeesh.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't want to needle in my wean.

[Chick McGee]

Pass. Yeah, thanks.

[Tommy]

Thank you. But I mean, that this must be one of those things that were the guys that do this. Pass it around. Hey, you know if you do this, you can.

[Pat Godwin]

Right? Right.

[Tommy]

I hear you. The Belgian team's doing it. Okay. We're going to go.

[Pat Godwin]

Do must be somewhat effective, but it seems negligible to me. I didn't really like to see the number.

[Tommy]

There was a ski and snowboard. Snowboard organization.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. They finally, they finally came together.

[Tommy]

No, they're so. They're distinctly. They're distinctly different. Different. Well, there's a distinction between snowboarding and skiing. How can I put this? Snowboarding is to skiing what diarrhea is to hollandaise sauce.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow. Isn't that something?

[Chick McGee]

That's severe.

[Pat Godwin]

Quite a difference.

[Chick McGee]

I, I understand now, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you ever snowboarded?

[Tommy]

No, I've just been rammed by snowboarders.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. So you don't know if it's fun or cool.

[Tommy]

I'm sure it's fun. It's just.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's fun and cool.

[Tommy]

I believe in separate but equal. They should have their own mountain. Their own.

[Chick McGee]

Do you If I believe in separate but equal is what he just said.

[Pat Godwin]

I that's if somebody walked in right now and said, I have a video of Tom being rammed by a snowboarder on the, on a slope. 50 bucks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, whatever. Whatever the guy wanted. I would say I let him start and we'll. We'd come up.

[Tommy]

Up with it.

[Chick McGee]

More sports coming up, including Guinness World Record like we always do.

[Pat Godwin]

World record do. Let's see how good that is. It really brings a certain level of.

[Chick McGee]

How are you about Come with. Because you're never supposed to end a sentence in a preposition. Yeah, that's Come with you. Come with us. Come with. No, come with.

[Pat Godwin]

I. Yeah, it hits the ear weird.

[Tommy]

I'd rather go to my references to Plessy vs Ferguson and snowboarding and separate but equal than discuss. Come with. We are going to return. You can come with us Back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios where we will remain the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

186. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

I blame myself. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

Still with the beard. I'm a big fan. Tom, though, is still.

[Tommy]

It's not a beard yet.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a good look, man.

[Jess Hooker]

It's very good.

[Tommy]

Good looking for soup kitchen.

[Christy Lee]

Would you stop with the soup kitchen, for God's sake?

[Chick McGee]

Tom, you know I have a guest.

[Tommy]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, there we go. There he is. Oh, my Lord.

[Tommy]

It's a comedian. Greg Hahn.

[Christy Lee]

And are you in an aquarium?

[Tommy]

He looks like he's in front of his aquarium.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he is.

[Tommy]

Mr. Hahn is on his way to Lawrence, Kansas. Well, he'll be at the comedy club of Lawrence, Kansas, starting tomorrow. What is it, Thursday evening? You're going to be starting. Is that correct? That would be tomorrow, tomorrow, Thursday, Friday.

[Greg Hahn]

Saturday, new place, new club. Going nuts.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Greg Hahn]

Come on, Florida. Move the show down here. Support socks, reverse mortgage.

[Tommy]

That is a big fish tank.

[Pat Godwin]

Where are you?

[Tommy]

Are you in your penthouse apartment?

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah, yeah, I'm in the pad right here. 20, 26. I'm all hopped up on probiotics. Jess told you that, right?

[Chick McGee]

We heard something about it, yes.

[Greg Hahn]

Come on, we got to get back to partying, man. We're being too scared. Remember when we used to party?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Greg Hahn]

Come on, we got to get on the profile. We got to do the ashwagandha. We got to get back on the horny. Go weed. Come on. I'm on a diet of coffee and red dye six.

[Tommy]

You put red dye six in your coffee? That must be delicious. Does it make your tongue turn red?

[Greg Hahn]

Okay, you know what I want to do this year? I want to get married and then put a sign on the back of my car that says, just blew it.

[Chick McGee]

Do they still do that?

[Tommy]

Do people still put the just married sounds? The cans in the back?

[Christy Lee]

See that every now and then?

[Chick McGee]

Really? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The cans not in your area, but.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure it's a very nice artwork.

[Tommy]

Now, the. Are the cans. Are the cans full, or do you empty empty them?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, they're empty.

[Tommy]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

They wouldn't make much noise if they were full.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? You have full cans of baked beans, dragging them behind your car. Take that in me.

[Tommy]

Gotta eat something. On the honeymoon.

[Chick McGee]

You beat everything, you know that?

[Jess Hooker]

You don't eat the beans.

[Tommy]

So this is your first trip to Lawrence, Kansas, Mr. Han?

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah, it's gonna be a blast. It's gonna be great. I'm gonna meet a girl.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna.

[Tommy]

You know what?

[Greg Hahn]

I'm gonna do? I'll have a girl write her phone number down on a piece of paper and just eat it in front of her. It's gonna be my new technique.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Greg Hahn]

That I'm aggressive.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I mean?

[Greg Hahn]

And don't forget. Don't forget when you're on a date, a nice restaurant, the waiter comes up and says, careful, the plate is hot. You say, so is my date, but I'm gonna touch her. She's on her phone. Uber, gone, Whatever.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Greg and I, one night after a show in a truck stop. I don't know if you remember this or not, but we walked out in the parking lot and we saved a kitten. This is not. Remember this. There was a kitten in the parking lot.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah, we saved a kitten. And we saved you from a gigantic pothole that you were zeroing in on.

[Chick McGee]

I could have almost fallen over and broken my neck. Yeah. But then we saw. Found a cat and gave it to.

[Christy Lee]

You with the kitten.

[Chick McGee]

Well, luckily we were with some local people.

[Tommy]

I see.

[Greg Hahn]

We saved it. We saved it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So it was a kind. It was an act of kindness.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you guys autograph the kitten?

[Chick McGee]

No. No. I don't know who got. Did you get autographed that night or did I. I forget.

[Greg Hahn]

I don't know what happened.

[Tommy]

Yeah, Greg Han is our guest. Mr. Han will also be next weekend. He'll be at the Caravan, Louisville with Willie G. Willie's gonna be there.

[Christy Lee]

Enough.

[Tommy]

Yeah, it'll be great. Now, did you. Did you have a big New Year's Eve celebration grand ring?

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

I had the New Year's Eve blowout bash party, the whole thing. But you know what I like every year? I like watching that dog show during the holiday.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't you? The.

[Greg Hahn]

The holiday dog show. Don't you like that?

[Tommy]

Oh, I didn't know there was one.

[Greg Hahn]

I missed that, you know, on tv. Does anybody watch that thing?

[Chick McGee]

The National.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

What happened where they gave you the lineup? You know, the lineup. They go. The slobbering chopper, the kitchen crapper, the short legged frepit, the homeless dog, the mailbox head, the Irish bartender, murder man in a dog suit.

[Tommy]

Man.

[Greg Hahn]

You can't write this. Yes, you can. And it only takes two minutes.

[Tommy]

Well, thank you, Greg. Once again on his way to Lawrence, Kansas. And it's called the comedy club of Lawrence.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Get to know everybody, they gotta call that place Larry, right? Larry, Kansas.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You going to Larry's? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're going to Larry? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

He's had a fish Come out of your butt.

[Christy Lee]

That. That one fish that looked like he was eating his head. It really got to me.

[Tommy]

Once again, Greg, on sitting in front of a giant aquarium. Is that real?

[Pat Godwin]

No, that is a television.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy]

Oh, I see. I got you now. I was going to say, that's pretty cool. Having a penthouse apartment with a gigantic. That's very James Bond esque. Having million gallon aquarium behind you. Greg, do you have any New Year's resolutions? I think it's a fair question.

[Greg Hahn]

Who knows, man? Yeah. Less, less. More partying. Let's loosen it up. These are the days, you know.

[Pat Godwin]

Oi.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah, that's it.

[Pat Godwin]

You're in your Andrew WK phase. Just party, party, party, party, party, party.

[Tommy]

What constitutes a Greg Hahn party?

[Greg Hahn]

Oh, the Greg Hahn party.

[Chick McGee]

Are you.

[Greg Hahn]

Are you leading me into a joke?

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tommy]

I'm just curious as to, you know.

[Pat Godwin]

We kind of hoped we were.

[Jess Hooker]

Apparently not.

[Greg Hahn]

You invite the girl over, you know, you get a little fragrance going over here. A little chicken and licorice fragrance.

[Chick McGee]

Chicken and licorice.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Quite a compliment.

[Tommy]

The chicks dig that, don't they?

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Now, did you. It looks like your hair is a little darker than it was last time I saw you.

[Greg Hahn]

Oh, yeah, it's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

How's my hair system looking?

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

It's a system.

[Greg Hahn]

Are you saying that I overcooked it a little bit?

[Tommy]

How it could be.

[Chick McGee]

What color is that? Greg, do you remember which color you were first?

[Greg Hahn]

Eye maple. Witness protection 22. Little bozo six. Hey, by the way, I just took a sleep test. They diagnosed me with halitosis.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Come on, come on, come on, come on, now. All right, all right.

[Tommy]

Well, Greg, we're gonna have fun on the road.

[Greg Hahn]

Everybody, come on out. See the shows. Set your bidet on stun. Let's party.

[Tommy]

Set your bidet on stun. I got that. Thank you, Greg. Once again, it'll be the comedy club of Lawrence, Kansas this weekend beginning tomorrow evening. And then next weekend, starting on the Thursday the 15th. 15th, it'll be the Caravan, Louisville, Kentucky, with Willie G. Thank you. Greg, there's a big fish behind your head. Okay, you know what they need to.

[Chick McGee]

Do is celebrate the Chiefs coming to Kansas. Go to Lawrence, Kansas.

[Christy Lee]

Kansas.

[Pat Godwin]

Very.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, it's like seven hours, I think.

[Tommy]

Big state.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Kansas.

[Tommy]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Gigantic.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Well, thank you very much. Now, have we finished our sports broadcast?

[Chick McGee]

No, we have not. You know what we have to do yet? It's a stupid world around a Belarusian woman. Belarusian. Belarusian.

[Christy Lee]

I like Russian. Now, that sounds good.

[Chick McGee]

She has broken the Guinness world record for the highest altitude sky surf jump.

[Tommy]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

According to Guinness, Sky Surfing combines the free fall skydive from a helicopter with the writing techniques from surfing and snowboarding. Oh, I've seen this.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't this in a movie?

[Chick McGee]

You jump off Point Break.

[Christy Lee]

I think Point Break.

[Tommy]

They strap a little to their feet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Olga Naova, a 15 year veteran of she's an over sky surf jump. No one knows that song.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't you bet I do.

[Show Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

But I don't think anybody else.

[Tommy]

She's about a mover.

[Jess Hooker]

I know it.

[Tommy]

It's a great song.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a good song.

[Chick McGee]

There are a lot of great songs out there that we should have Great song day. All of us Play our group.

[Jessica Alsman]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Achieve the record title. She jumped out of a helicopter.

[Pat Godwin]

A helicopter yet.

[Chick McGee]

A helicopter. Yeah. At an altitude of 20,945ft. That seems too high. Yeah. She soared through the air over Mount Everest.

[Pat Godwin]

Over Mount Everest.

[Chick McGee]

Deployed her parachute and landed safely at 12,356ft.

[Christy Lee]

Man, there's a lot going on right there.

[Pat Godwin]

You should have to land at zero. You know what I'm saying? You have to land all the way.

[Christy Lee]

20,000.

[Tommy]

So you've got to be above Everest and make your way to the sea.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right.

[Tommy]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

So she obviously land in the snow. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

And then snowboard down.

[Christy Lee]

Snowboard down.

[Tommy]

No, she lands in a flat. What does it say? She lands at like 10,000ft.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't in the sloppily put together story.

[Tommy]

I have more. But we have struggled. Struggle through it.

[Chick McGee]

We have questions. That's true. I do need help with the big words every now and then.

[Tommy]

Yeah. She landed in a semi flat area. Have you seen that documentary? The guy skiing down Everest?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tommy]

That is really cool.

[Chick McGee]

Is that.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Did that really happen?

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See this is the thing that's gonna bother me. I see stuff and. Oh my gosh. That's AI. Dude.

[Pat Godwin]

It's kind of our life right now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Right now.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Polar bears. Can't pilot a jet plane.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You gotta really watch out yourself. You got a really deep dive on some of this stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

Well.

[Tommy]

So all is well with this lady. She made it and didn't die. Do you.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we would be doing this. Well, yeah, we would.

[Tommy]

Is it still the record if you don't live?

[Christy Lee]

No, we talk about.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

No, you have said absolutely. It's still the record.

[Christy Lee]

You. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah. I disagree though. That.

[Christy Lee]

That can't disagree. You can't.

[Pat Godwin]

That's like throwing up at a food eating contest.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's true.

[Tommy]

Yeah, I see. Okay, well, thank you very much. We've completed our sportscast. Now a little bit of the Sir Douglas Quintet.

[Pat Godwin]

I love them.

[Tommy]

Remember this one?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I. I do, but no one else does, Right?

[Tommy]

Nice organ there.

[Jess Hooker]

Cute and quaint.

[Chick McGee]

If that's words you want, I find that interesting, intrusive. The organ. Yeah. Somebody should redo this.

[Tommy]

Great song.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't bother to remaster this one, do you?

[Chick McGee]

No. It would only get worse. Oh, it's great.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it is cool. But you got to admit, the recording, not that crisp.

[Tommy]

The charm of it.

[Pat Godwin]

I agree, but it's like they used Greg Hans my microphone to record.

[Tommy]

Reference to Ray Charles.

[Pat Godwin]

It is good.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't get it. What does it mean?

[Chick McGee]

She's about a mover.

[Christy Lee]

She's about a mover.

[Chick McGee]

I understand that. She works. Poetic license. Van lines horror.

[Christy Lee]

Like, oh, really dishes it out.

[Tommy]

Round healed woman. There we go. Okay, well, we have many great stories coming up, including this great story about gravestones that have recipes on them. And there's a book out about them. And you can, I guess, relive the great food that Granny cooked underneath the.

[Chick McGee]

Right there in the dirt. Right there by our tombstone.

[Tommy]

Also, we have headlines. Primate meat seized by customs officials. Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

What are we eating now?

[Pat Godwin]

Primates.

[Chick McGee]

Primates.

[Pat Godwin]

So that would be.

[Tommy]

What are monkeys? Primates?

[Jess Hooker]

I think so. Right?

[Chick McGee]

They are postmates, I think. No, that delivers food. Never mind.

[Tommy]

Okay, okay. We'll find out more. Right now, I want to say hello to our friends.

[Chick McGee]

Killing me.

[Tommy]

Okay, our friends at Java have they have, among other things, been kind enough to become the official beverage service of the Bob and Tom Show. Christy, help me here. What else are they doing?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh, they're amazing. In fact, if you have a break room like ours where everybody likes something different, it's so easy with Java House because you can handle these peel and pour pods and everybody gets what they like. Tea, coffee, lattes, hot cocoa, energy drinks, those electrolytes that Tom loves, that arctic freeze.

[Tommy]

And you don't need to line up. Cause when I'm using the machine. Uh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, water.

[Tommy]

Just add water.

[Christy Lee]

Hot or cold, ready to go.

[Tommy]

They're little, little pods. You can just about fit a golf ball in one.

[Chick McGee]

Don't let a fist fight break out in your break room.

[Tommy]

There we go. That's a good approach.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm.

[Tommy]

See, the espresso guy got into it with the latte guy, because he didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Get that would be a slap fight.

[Christy Lee]

Go online and check out all the options@java house.com Java House has all your break room needs and a whole variety of these easy peel and pour pods.

[Chick McGee]

Would you two cut it out?

[Christy Lee]

And the best part, all your break room needs to have on hand, as we mentioned, is hot and cold water. Shop@java house.com, the official beverage service of the Bob and Tom show.

[Tommy]

Well, thank you very much, Java House once again. Coming up, recipes from the dead primate meat in A different story and Moby Dick marathon. Did you ever read Moby Dick, Josh?

[Pat Godwin]

I did. This isn't to brag. I read it in one sitting. I took a Sunday and read it when I was in college. We had to read it. Wow. Yeah. And I went, you know what? I don't feel like. Like I'm just reading it. I just got it over with and I loved it. But yeah, remember the first line? Call me Ishmael.

[Tommy]

Call me Ishmael. Very good, Very good. That's as much as I read.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

That's why I know that it is a good one.

[Pat Godwin]

But 13 hours.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom, you went to Columbia University in the Ivory.

[Christy Lee]

I picked my way an English degree.

[Chick McGee]

How many professors do you think gave you a passing grade just to get you out of their class?

[Tommy]

I hope most of them. I hope. Coming up, we have a more adult lights from the world of literature. And we have a. A couple of verdicts, including the guy that was peeing off the rooftop of a bar onto people. He's been sentenced. We'll find out.

[Chick McGee]

Part of me thinks that's hilarious.

[Pat Godwin]

I know, me too.

[Tommy]

But I should be the judge. I'll tell you what my sentence for this guy would be.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tommy]

All right. Okay. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

To the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Lee.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Pat. You got a song this time?

[Jess Hooker]

What is the song?

[Tommy]

It's ready to go.

[Jess Hooker]

Bag of songs.

[Chick McGee]

What was I singing in the shower?

[Pat Godwin]

One of Pat songs.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Jess Hooker]

It could have been any of it.

[Chick McGee]

The wordle song.

[Tommy]

The wordle song.

[Chick McGee]

The wordle song.

[Pat Godwin]

I love the words.

[Jess Hooker]

I've been sitting right here, joining in, having fun.

[Pat Godwin]

A great few.

[Tommy]

Enough.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Christy, get a. Get a ticket. If you're gonna sit in here, get it grab a ticket.

[Tommy]

Okay, well, so let's hear the wordle song then.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, give me a sec. Still funny.

[Chick McGee]

Jack, Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. It's amazing how often we tease Pat and we he still think there's a tiny bit itty bitty bit of him that thinks we're serious and I don't know why. I know you are.

[Christy Lee]

That's probably still on the wordle train. If it is.

[Tommy]

I am Yesterday was yesterday. Very unusual word.

[Chick McGee]

I. Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

No idea.

[Tommy]

Two. Two O's in the beginning.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oscar is the one that does that with.

[Chick McGee]

I had. I had. I found I made a mistake and was like, you know, you go down various holes at various times on the Internet and there's a guy who's come up with a series system and I tried the system and man, does it work.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And is it as fun?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There. The three words you guess at first use 15 letters. All three words use all different letters.

[Tommy]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

So the odds are it makes it a little easier to solve.

[Pat Godwin]

So was yesterday's oodle too many letters?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yesterday's was oomph. O, O, M, P, H, H. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So do you use those five use.

[Chick McGee]

The same three words every time?

[Tommy]

Oh, I see. Oodles, O, D, L, E. Yep. Okay. That was not it.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. It was oomph. Oomph. That's a good word.

[Tommy]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oodles a good word. I thought that was six letters. That is five. I'm doing the.

[Tommy]

Yeah, I did the math wrong too. In my head now. Pat, you. You play the wordle.

[Jess Hooker]

I do indeed. Yeah, I like it. I like it a lot. That's why I wrote the song. Wake up early, slow as a turtle Check my phone, do my wordle Got it in five. Pour me a coffee hope the cream doesn't curdle Got nothing to do. Already did my word. Maybe go for a drive.

[Chick McGee]

Right around.

[Jess Hooker]

Seven I go to Bob Evans with my breakfast crew. I tell you the boys my favorite story. The time I got Wordle into Wordle keeps my mind fertile my morning mental hurdle. Should I post today's score? Yesterday it was 4. I'll text my daughter and son if I get it in one.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever got gotten it in one?

[Tommy]

Yeah. That's just dumb luck.

[Pat Godwin]

But you have done but a thrill nonetheless.

[Tommy]

Twice.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, incredible thrill.

[Tommy]

You just dumb luck.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, well, sure, of course, but five letter word.

[Tommy]

This says last year almost 11 million unique players played world.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean unique?

[Chick McGee]

I've gotten. I've got it in one different. I've got it in one, twice, two times.

[Tommy]

It tells you the stats section. How many times times you've got up against son.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and I have badges. You ever check this, Tom? You get wordle. Badges.

[Jess Hooker]

Badges. We got no stinking.

[Christy Lee]

Badges.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this is depressing. I've done over a thousand wordles.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not depressing. No, it really is.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's good for you.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's good.

[Chick McGee]

I. I got to make some changes. I got to get my life together.

[Tommy]

Yeah, it's a fun thing. It's fun. Now we have Christy Lee, and I'm GLAD we have Ms. Hooker here because she is our. Our fine chef. And we've got an interesting story about recipes. Believe it or not, a California woman.

[Christy Lee]

Who went viral for cooking recipes engraved on gravestones is now collecting them into a new cookbook.

[Pat Godwin]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

According to SWNS, Rosie Grant was interning at Greenwood Cemetery, New York, back in 2021 when she noted a spritz cookie recipe carved on a woman's headstone.

[Pat Godwin]

A spritz cookie.

[Christy Lee]

She soon began finding more gravestone treats and shared them on social media, including a meatloaf, peanut butter cookies, yeast cake, and Ida's nut roll. Gray rolls grave. I wonder what a nut roll is.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that like a pecan roll?

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's the place on the highway?

[Christy Lee]

Duckies.

[Chick McGee]

Duckies?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. They have those pecans.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they like.

[Tommy]

Or a nut rolls. Good luck after the senior prom in the back seat of It now, at.

[Christy Lee]

36, Ms. Grant has since rolled out to die for.

[Chick McGee]

I got my nut rolled last night.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah. And I found out she's a spritz cookie.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she sure is.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank God she's not a yeast cookie.

[Tommy]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

That's not bad. Yeah. What's a. What is a spritz cookie?

[Jessica Alsman]

A spritz cookie is like a shortbread base, but they usually come out in those forms. You know, those long things that you can push a cookie form out of.

[Greg Hahn]

Oh, okay.

[Jessica Alsman]

It's like that.

[Chick McGee]

Ah. Interest more of this. Why don't we just put the dough in the cookie pusher and just put it in my mouth. How about that?

[Tommy]

Yeah, push it into my mouth.

[Christy Lee]

The book is called To Die for a Cookbook of Gravestone recipes, which includes 40 recipes with interviews from the families that celebrating their late loved ones by doing this.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, that's.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's good. I'm glad the family signed off on it. That felt kind of weird.

[Pat Godwin]

Jess, do you have any recipes you're going to take with you? That.

[Tommy]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

You mean keep secret secret?

[Jessica Alsman]

No, I don't. I. I'm. I'm caring less because I guess I'm at that age where I want to teach my son how to make lasagna because. Oh my God, it's so labor intensive.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Jessica Alsman]

Here, you do it. I'm done. It used to. It used to feel good. Like my chocolate silk pie. Those types of things.

[Jess Hooker]

Is there a secret to your lasagna?

[Jessica Alsman]

There is.

[Tommy]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How about that?

[Tommy]

Yeah. Now the secrets. Yours, Pat, is doordash.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It has to be the right restaurant. That'll go on my gravestone.

[Chick McGee]

The doordash mast recipes are a big deal. Like my. One of the wives. I forget which one. Her mom. She has her mom's recipe for something framed. That's how much I paid in the kitchen. And you did it as well.

[Tommy]

And then we had my mom's sweet rolls at the holiday party. It was fun. I have.

[Jessica Alsman]

I still have the card where my dad wrote the recipe for the chocolate pie in his handwriting.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, nice.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, I still have it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. That's fun.

[Tommy]

Now, obviously the woman who. I haven't seen this book, but obviously she's. She prepared all of them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

To make sure that they have everything.

[Jessica Alsman]

She did online too. Yeah.

[Tommy]

Yeah, yeah. Have you. Should we try one?

[Jessica Alsman]

We can.

[Tommy]

Why don't we try one? Pick. We'll get the book and pick one out.

[Chick McGee]

And cookies from the grave.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, I'll look.

[Tommy]

There's a hint of hemlock. Wonder how she. How'd she end up in the grave?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, if you think about it, they just have to be outstanding for your family to want to immortalize it.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Of all the things you could put on your headstone and to share with.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of strangers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Jessica Alsman]

But maybe that's what it means to take it to your grave. I'm going to keep it until I get here.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Jessica Alsman]

And you can have it when I'm here.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Interesting. Would you guys go to a graveyard themed restaurant? Like a cemetery?

[Jess Hooker]

That's a great idea.

[Christy Lee]

Is there such a thing?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm asking if you would go.

[Chick McGee]

Like a cross between a cafeteria and a cemetery?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm thinking about starting one.

[Chick McGee]

A cemetery.

[Tommy]

So let me. I want to make sure I understand the concept. By which. By which you mean an idea.

[Pat Godwin]

I'd never own pizza.

[Tommy]

It would be.

[Chick McGee]

See how he talks down to people and.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't even say that.

[Chick McGee]

I know I know.

[Tommy]

No, no, I know that the restaurant, they call it a concept, but see, gravity is a concept. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a larger concept. You.

[Tommy]

The larger point here is. So are the tables interspersed around the actual gravestones.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. And actually there are people buried there. And you can enjoy a pot roast with your dead on uncle who loved.

[Tommy]

Pot roast at one point. How far are you.

[Christy Lee]

How am I gonna get my uncle there?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, he's.

[Jessica Alsman]

He's dead.

[Christy Lee]

I know, but.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, there's a. There's a team of men who just open. Some exhumation involved. I'm not saying it's a great idea.

[Chick McGee]

Cat restaurant. How about that? Put cats all around.

[Tommy]

Now isn't there's. Didn't we have a story about places where the gravestones have QR codes on them and you can watch a little movie. Movie, yeah, that's. Is that. That gonna stay a thing? I'd be concerned. I'd be concerned that the technology goes away. It's like. Well, we. We have Uncle Clarence, but it's only on vhs. Forget it.

[Jessica Alsman]

Some of the QR codes do go to recipes too. It's not just videos. It's because it's really expensive to carve all of that into a headstone.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I would imagine.

[Tommy]

Yeah, I would imagine.

[Chick McGee]

Charged by the letter, right? They would have to.

[Tommy]

Yeah. The QR code would be imprinted on some tile, inserted into the headstone. They couldn't carve a QR code, could they?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, that's probably. What?

[Chick McGee]

Well, it depends on how good a carver you got a hold.

[Tommy]

That'd be tedious.

[Pat Godwin]

You have to put your name on a headstone. Could I just put like as a joke? Just like some guy we found in a ditch.

[Jess Hooker]

You can do whatever you want.

[Pat Godwin]

They're claiming they just found some but. Dead body in a ditch.

[Tommy]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

There's got to be a machine that carves headstones.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You type in what you want to. Yeah. I'm thinking there's a poor bastard for the chisel.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, I don't do that anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

You're right.

[Tommy]

How about misspellings on headstones?

[Jess Hooker]

Must happen all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. How do you go back?

[Christy Lee]

And that's another reason not to start over.

[Chick McGee]

Just another reason not to die. Who's with you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

That's the attitude.

[Pat Godwin]

My poor aunt.

[Tommy]

You got this.

[Jess Hooker]

You got this. You're gonna rise above the whole.

[Tommy]

Misspell the word ant.

[Pat Godwin]

They did.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

There it was.

[Chick McGee]

Was it three letters?

[Tommy]

Aunt Cecilia.

[Pat Godwin]

How'd you get that wrong, fellas.

[Tommy]

Well, good to know. Thank you. Christy Lee is at. At the. At our news desk over there.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of dead people, a former manager of the Harvard Medical School morgue in Boston has been sentenced to eight years in prison.

[Tommy]

Remember this story.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Cedric Lodge was at the center of this morbid, morbid scheme. It is a morbid scheme wherein he stole various body parts from donated cadavers and then sold them as in the quote, if they were baubles. His wife, Denise Lodge was sentenced to just over a year in prison for Assessing. Assessing. Assisting him.

[Tommy]

Who buys them? That's my question. He was. He was selling.

[Pat Godwin]

Underground supper club.

[Tommy]

I was gonna say.

[Jessica Alsman]

Is that a black market thing?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tommy]

It says he was selling.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't Bird.

[Tommy]

Selling. Faces. Faces, Body parts. Any body part. They would. But I mean again, who'd want them?

[Pat Godwin]

Who would buy a.

[Chick McGee]

People do a disembodied face?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe for. You can't do it for a school or something.

[Tommy]

No, this. No this. The story is that once these were donated. Donated bodies for scientific purposes.

[Christy Lee]

And then after they were donated, after.

[Tommy]

After they were finished with them. And so instead of properly disposing them of as intended.

[Christy Lee]

I see.

[Tommy]

He would resell the parts.

[Christy Lee]

That's definitely a black market.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe to like those exotic zoos you see on the sides of highways.

[Jessica Alsman]

Maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we just feed our lions face meat.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Gator jumperoo three miles ahead. Something like.

[Tommy]

Yeah, but this is a. I mean all kinds of body parts. But anyway, he's been. Was it. What was the sentence?

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry, what was the sentence? Eight years in prison. His wife was one.

[Chick McGee]

Not.

[Christy Lee]

Not enough.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't think it's enough? No, it is kind of a victimless crime.

[Tommy]

Yeah, his lawyer charged him an arm.

[Pat Godwin]

And a leg, I would imagine.

[Tommy]

Suppose it.

[Chick McGee]

I'll. I'll allow it. An arm and a leg. What a.

[Tommy]

Again, who buys them?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, there are a lot of weirdos out there. I don't know if you've opened up your computer lately.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of weirdos out there. A lot of weirdos in here.

[Tommy]

Yeah, you could do like cool jokes.

[Pat Godwin]

Like what?

[Tommy]

Who's got eight fingers and three thumbs? This guy. Hold up a thumb, you got an extra thumb. You see, that's the old this guy joke with the.

[Chick McGee]

Usually.

[Tommy]

Usually involves fellating the. Never mind. Let's just move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tommy]

Thank you very much. Chick Magee Coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Tommy]

Check out our social media.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

At the Silac Insurance news desk. Hey. Indeed. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. I enjoyed the Wordle song.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, very much.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you for prompting it. It was nice of you.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jessica Alsman]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair by the beard of Ace Cosby. Hello. Still got that Rocking Ladies beard. 8. It looks like it's not rock Rocking the Book of Eli. Can we get a picture of Denzel in the Book of Eli? You can't tell him apart now I'm telling you. You're gonna say you. You do this all the time, Chick. You're insane. And then I'm the only one with 2020 vision.

[Pat Godwin]

That's exactly. You're right. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

From the Price pick sports desk Garland.

[Pat Godwin]

Or I'm sorry, Jackie Kennedy.

[Chick McGee]

Jackie Ken. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody doubted you. Yep.

[Tommy]

Jackie Kennedy.

[Pat Godwin]

He was claiming that Jackie talked like that.

[Chick McGee]

She didn't talk like that.

[Tommy]

That.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, she did. Exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

Like that.

[Christy Lee]

We proved him right.

[Tommy]

That's amazing. That's Anne Land.

[Christy Lee]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

No, this is. No, this is Landers.

[Tommy]

She was a little.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Destitute in Athens. Kick him out.

[Tommy]

Well, thank you. That was helpful. I'm looking over these tombstone recipes because.

[Chick McGee]

Pizza tombstone.

[Tommy]

No, no, no. The gravestone recipes.

[Jessica Alsman]

Any good ones?

[Tommy]

Yeah, we're gonna have you make one of them. What is the name of the. I'm sorry, I just lost it. What's the name of the book again? It's about the die for. Yeah, this lady collected recipes that are actually written on gravestones.

[Chick McGee]

I love that.

[Jessica Alsman]

A bunch of. I had a friend of ours, a mutual friend of ours, when his mom passed, she. She had all of hers in, like, a Rolodex, like a card holder.

[Christy Lee]

Recipe file.

[Jessica Alsman]

Recipe file. But it was those. It was the metal ones. The real old metal.

[Christy Lee]

I have one of those my mom.

[Jessica Alsman]

Gave me and he brought me 12. 12 of them? Yeah, 12. And it's just like I've. I've gone through them and looked at them, but I haven't made anything from them. But that's cool.

[Christy Lee]

On three by five cards.

[Tommy]

Yes. Well, we'll pick one for you to make.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a little weird for this lady to be making money off of these.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's what. That's what feels weird to me. But they. She said she talks to the family, so they've signed off from it.

[Jess Hooker]

How about the person who passed away? Did they sign off?

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't think.

[Jess Hooker]

Having their life reduced to a recipe.

[Tommy]

Well, no, but I mean, this. I would assume at some point.

[Pat Godwin]

What if.

[Jess Hooker]

What if they weren't. They just cooked in, you know, for a little hobby. It wasn't their life.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Now it's on their gravestone.

[Tommy]

What would you like on the. On your gravestone?

[Jess Hooker]

Women. Pictures of all the women that you've left behind.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

To all the girls I've loved before the girls. No, I mean, what would I like. I'm not doing a gravestone.

[Tommy]

Anyway.

[Jess Hooker]

Anyway, so how about.

[Pat Godwin]

Still very contagious.

[Jess Hooker]

Excellent.

[Tommy]

Don't be standing here. If you can read this, you're being irradiated.

[Chick McGee]

Who did. I won't be right back. Was that. Who was that? Oh, that's on somebody's.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, a television person.

[Jess Hooker]

New heart, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody like. No, no, no, it's not.

[Tommy]

Johnny was a game show host, right? Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Won't be right back.

[Tommy]

It'll come to me.

[Jessica Alsman]

Is it Rodney Dangerfield? There goes the neighborhood. Is that what his says?

[Pat Godwin]

That's great.

[Jess Hooker]

Jack Lemons. Is starring in. And then it's just. That's not even a joke.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah.

[Tommy]

Here's the recipe on the grave. It says preheat to 350. Put frozen pizza on middle rack heat for 14 minutes.

[Pat Godwin]

There's your.

[Tommy]

There's your jokes.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Tommy]

Before we get to Christy Lee back.

[Christy Lee]

Over there, I think we've stumped Chat GPT. They can't find the answer to that, so.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you don't want to stomp jtb.

[Christy Lee]

It just pisses it off, really.

[Tommy]

Time to check in with the world of history.

[Pat Godwin]

He just doesn't feel like.

[Chick McGee]

Here's to pomp and circumstance.

[Tommy]

Oh. But a bunch of cool stuff.

[Jessica Alsman]

What is today?

[Tommy]

1610. Galileo discovers Jupiter's moons.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Galileo was coming kind of the. He was a very smart. I am. That was like five minutes.

[Tommy]

Cool names. Mooney McMoon Face.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tommy]

Has that gone away?

[Pat Godwin]

Keith Moon.

[Tommy]

Are we done with that? The first balloon crossing of the English channel in 1785. That had to be cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Was somebody in it?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Yeah. Or did somebody just some. That wouldn't be that cool. Cool. Let's see now. How about. Oh, this is important. 1927, the Harlem Globetrotters played their first game. Usually I'm big. I'm a big fan.

[Pat Godwin]

Big fan in 1927.

[Tommy]

Yeah. 1927.

[Chick McGee]

That seems like a long time ago.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They played the Generals even back then.

[Tommy]

I. That's a fair question. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

They cut the whole. They cut the bottom of the peach basket out yet. 1927.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. That's right.

[Tommy]

I go see photo looks similar to.

[Pat Godwin]

The current team photo.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna guess not.

[Chick McGee]

I think you're full of.

[Tommy]

Yeah. The Globetrotters now are slightly more diverse. They. They even have the little person.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Tommy]

Yeah. Seriously.

[Pat Godwin]

They always had a guy who was shorter.

[Christy Lee]

My height. Five feet.

[Tommy]

No, no, no. Like three feet tall.

[Chick McGee]

Mugsy Bogues.

[Christy Lee]

Mugs was only like five. Three.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no.

[Tommy]

I mean, what is the problem?

[Chick McGee]

Carpenter.

[Tommy]

It's a. It's not a dwarf. Well, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

That's one of them.

[Tommy]

Or a little person.

[Christy Lee]

Vertically challenged.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Dwarf or little person is what.

[Tommy]

I go to the Globetrotters every. I get a huge kick out.

[Christy Lee]

Do the kids like it?

[Tommy]

They love it. It's. And the. The guys are Mike Cotton Candy. They're miked now. They also. They have these women who are also great players, but I mean, just hilarious to me.

[Pat Godwin]

They have a. A supporting role kind of in Marty Supreme.

[Chick McGee]

The Harlow Trotter I've got to see that.

[Pat Godwin]

They're a slight plot point.

[Jessica Alsman]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The daughter with the Harlem Globetrotters. Yeah. The daughter did not care for that. But my man Josh says he loved it.

[Tommy]

A couple of birthdays. Do you know who this is, Christy? William Peter Blatty.

[Christy Lee]

William Peter Blatty.

[Chick McGee]

I'll give you a hint. Your mother. Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, That's a heck of a hint.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a good hint.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe if you were to spin your head around. Around and vomit pieces.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Exorcist.

[Tommy]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

You popularized the famous neck. 360.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, the Exorcist.

[Tommy]

When I first heard that word, I thought it was someone who really liked to exercise.

[Chick McGee]

I will die.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you can tell. You didn't have a Catholic.

[Chick McGee]

I will die on the hill. That the Omen's a better movie.

[Pat Godwin]

You're not alone on that. I'm not alone.

[Chick McGee]

The original Omen.

[Pat Godwin]

I love both.

[Tommy]

I think the Exorcist. The Exorcist was first and that.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, they both scare the hell out of me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Exorcist.

[Christy Lee]

The end of the Omen is just chilling.

[Chick McGee]

I saw. I saw the Omen the first time in a theater in Welch, West Virginia, all by myself. I just moved out. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. That's a scary.

[Chick McGee]

Scared the hell.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Happy birthday. Some fine actors, Nicolas Cage and Jeremy Renner.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, they're both good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Renner almost crushed it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he was. It's an amazing story.

[Chick McGee]

Snowplow accident fell on top of Renner versus Snowplow Advantage.

[Christy Lee]

Renner, stronger than a snowplow.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Recovered.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Snowplow, schmo plow.

[Chick McGee]

He said, I'm helping my neighbors.

[Tommy]

Yes. A former guest on this show and former visitor to this planet, Dustin Diamond. The world knows him as Screech. His life came to us reaching halt not too long.

[Chick McGee]

Incredibly difficult guy, right?

[Tommy]

Apparently.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I can't blame him. It couldn't have been easy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

He knew porn, too.

[Jess Hooker]

He did some.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. One night in Screech.

[Chick McGee]

One night in Screech.

[Jessica Alsman]

Skateboard.

[Tommy]

Okay, well, that. That pretty much covers it.

[Pat Godwin]

Was Dustin diamond in here?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he sat right there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Chicken over here.

[Chick McGee]

Really weird guy.

[Tommy]

And then we had a problem. Do you remember what happened?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember what happened. I might have blacked it out.

[Tommy]

He did a routine of sorts. And then we got Alberstead. We got a letter from a comedian going, he stole that from me.

[Show Announcer]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Very weird.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Odd.

[Tommy]

Keith's great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Weird. Yeah. So we didn't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, yeah, yeah, but.

[Chick McGee]

And screeches. Is he still alive?

[Tommy]

No. No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't think so.

[Tommy]

I said his white. His. His life came to a screeching hall.

[Chick McGee]

Have I been in this room, you see, the entire time we've been on the air this morning?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

No, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Physically.

[Chick McGee]

Physically, no, no. I mean, when we're on the air, we're on the air. I'm okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tommy]

And I'm. You and I are both barely present when we're around.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Tommy]

I mean, I try to be present.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that's a tough one. Be here now.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not good practice.

[Chick McGee]

That's bad.

[Tommy]

That's my resolution for this year, being present. Yeah, it is.

[Pat Godwin]

You really do have to practice.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? May I join you?

[Tommy]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Jessica Alsman]

Be where your feet are.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tommy]

But I don't want to be present together because I would like my presence to. My presence to define your absence.

[Chick McGee]

I can't agree more, but I think I do.

[Tommy]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Be where your balls is.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I said.

[Tommy]

Oh, that'd be a good idea. That's right. Be rather difficult to not be.

[Chick McGee]

I think my balls are tied up.

[Tommy]

Doesn't some lawyers still have a percentage?

[Chick McGee]

Some court in Hamilton County?

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Tommy]

Coming up, it's going to be sexy time with Ali Breen. And also we have a couple of interesting things going on in the world of literature and music for you.

[Pat Godwin]

Pat.

[Tommy]

Mandolins in the news.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, good.

[Jess Hooker]

I like Mandala.

[Chick McGee]

You do you best. Mandolin intro. It's got to be Holiday Inn.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, absolutely. Davey Johnstone.

[Chick McGee]

Davy Johnstone bangs into Holiday and we'll play that week.

[Tommy]

Most annoying would be Maggie May.

[Jess Hooker]

I love Maggie.

[Tommy]

Don't care for Maggie May.

[Jessica Alsman]

I love it.

[Tommy]

Hate.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Rod Stewart made one good song.

[Pat Godwin]

Every young.

[Chick McGee]

Every picture tells us forever young. Go leave in your new car. Leave in your new.

[Jess Hooker]

Think I'm sexy.

[Christy Lee]

I love Rod.

[Tommy]

Stay with. Stay with me with the faces.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Faces stuff is good. Yeah, it's great.

[Tommy]

Maggie. No. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 180 [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Hey. Java House, the official office beverages of the Bob and Tom show. Go to Javahouse.com and get 25 off your first order with promo code Bob and Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm having the Josh Arnold blend right, Right now. Oh, it's three hot cocos.

[Chick McGee]

Delicious. Josh calls it triple town. There's pat godwin. Hello. Jessica alsman joins us. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Did I already say that?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I mentioned myself.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, there's ace cosby. Hey, I'm chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. And hello, Tom.

[Tommy]

Hello, chick mcgee. Congratulations again to the winners of the fine weeks of pigskin picks. The three gents. Let's see, Sam allen from menasha, Wisconsin. Paul mccam from tifton, Georgia. And Steven storms from brooksville, Ohio. Winners of those $500 e gift cards to Steven singer jewelers. Thank you, Steven singer jewelers. By the way, Steven, currently getting ready for Valentine's day. Hope you had some success over the holidays with your other gifting, but thank you, Stephen. And the pigskin picks competition over for this season. And however, that doesn't mean Mr. McGee is done.

[Chick McGee]

No, sir.

[Tommy]

You got your picks coming up tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

They're on sneak peek right now on. That wasn't a word. Instagram the chick mcgee.

[Tommy]

We're gonna head over to the news desk with Christy Lee. We've got sexy time with ali breen coming up. But what have you got?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't want to disappoint anyone because on Monday we had things that were in people's rectangles. Tuesday it was vaginas. And today the u. S. Consumer product safety commission's list of things that got stuck in penises last year. Oh, boy, are we ready?

[Tommy]

Because they were gonna do a list of things penises stuff were stuck in.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, that's. That would be interesting too.

[Christy Lee]

That makes more sense.

[Pat Godwin]

Jugs.

[Tommy]

Braces.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you know, they call that putting the. Putting the bat in the upper deck.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the jokes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I meant like. He meant.

[Jess Hooker]

Actually he wasn't thinking outside of the.

[Tommy]

Box or inside of.

[Pat Godwin]

Who would you most like to tee up?

[Chick McGee]

You are so far ahead of me I can barely see you.

[Tommy]

I'm sorry. So these are. Once again, this is the u. S. Consumer product safety commission. We did all the things that the survey that for 2025 of things found in the derrieres of men and women. And then it was the vajayjays of the ladies yesterday. Today it's the male member. What have we got got in there?

[Christy Lee]

A battery.

[Tommy]

Makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

Handle wax.

[Tommy]

I assume it's probably gotta be a aaa. Gotta be a aaa.

[Christy Lee]

Got it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it could be one of those.

[Tommy]

Little coin Batteries, Almost a die hard.

[Chick McGee]

Battery.

[Tommy]

That'd be rough.

[Christy Lee]

A candle Wax and.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, just pouring it right down in there.

[Christy Lee]

You can pull it right out after it dries.

[Pat Godwin]

I know, but my gosh, the sensitivity. Sensitivity?

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wax. I think I have the way that wax works. It gets hot. Yeah. It's a liquid.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You ever done any wax play?

[Chick McGee]

No, I have not.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I haven't either. You know, that's a thing very common.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You like the candle, you pour it on her boots. You put the bat in the upper deck, you know. Come on.

[Christy Lee]

You do anything fun, would you drip hot wax on?

[Chick McGee]

No. What a stupid thing to do.

[Tommy]

You're gonna burn something.

[Pat Godwin]

What they say I've never been involved in this. What? It kind of. Yeah, it burns a little bit, but then the cooling feels good. As it cools, there's a sensual. I don't get it, but hey.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that a movie with Madonna and Willem Dafoe?

[Pat Godwin]

Actually, yes. Body of evidence.

[Jess Hooker]

Exactly.

[Tommy]

Madonna.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was a temptation of Madonna, but no, that's not the last temptation.

[Tommy]

What other things were found inside the chess piece?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I want to know which one. Gotta be the rook, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, the pawn. On. That's the smallest one.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Upon his bishop's kind of point. Brook's kind of long.

[Chick McGee]

That's. No, but that's a badass castle.

[Pat Godwin]

Alban's right. The bishop is kind of tapered.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's true. Just asking for it.

[Tommy]

That's. They tapered the bishop so the young.

[Pat Godwin]

Uhoh.

[Tommy]

The young minister's ass doesn't slam shut.

[Pat Godwin]

That's insane. All right.

[Chick McGee]

And so forth.

[Jess Hooker]

Much worse than I thought.

[Tommy]

That took the wind out of me.

[Christy Lee]

Glass B. Moving on. She said a pen.

[Tommy]

P, E, N. So the thing is. So if someone puts a pen in there, they put it in so deep that they can't pull it out.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently.

[Tommy]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

A pencil. Gotta be a golf pencil.

[Tommy]

Who still uses pencils?

[Christy Lee]

The golfers. All right, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

They've got to have some updated technology for golfers to keep score, right?

[Christy Lee]

A chip in the bottom I know of. I mean, I'm sure they could even pga.

[Pat Godwin]

They're still right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They write.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Fascinating.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you think anybody inserted like a pencil thinking they were going to solve some sort of ED issue?

[Tommy]

Probably.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

It gives it.

[Chick McGee]

That would be not realizing that don't help.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A comb.

[Pat Godwin]

A comb.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my goodness.

[Chick McGee]

An ace comb.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe it's one of those your mom used when she used to tease her hair. They had the long, slender handle on.

[Tommy]

It maybe, but that you could pull right out. So it had to be all the way in.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. That red, super slender hand.

[Christy Lee]

You're right.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, almost like a chopstick.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't those.

[Christy Lee]

They're called rat tails.

[Chick McGee]

They're called picks.

[Tommy]

Didn't they have.

[Christy Lee]

There's a pick too.

[Chick McGee]

A fist on the one end.

[Tommy]

Yeah, well, that's. That's the traditional afro pick.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, all right. Yeah. And it was black power, right?

[Tommy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Apple stems.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tommy]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. I think I could do an apple stand. Hang on.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, but it's stuck.

[Chick McGee]

It. That's the problem.

[Tommy]

It's stuck in there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it went up in.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

An apple core.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't understand that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how the apple core would have enough integrity to kind of put it in there and try fall apart and stuff.

[Tommy]

That reminds me. You know that trick people do where they take a cherry stem?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tommy]

They tighten a knot. That's fake, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, that's unto me.

[Tommy]

Stop that, dude.

[Pat Godwin]

Difficult to do.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. There are. There are people that can do that. There are people that.

[Tommy]

That they tell you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but there are people.

[Tommy]

I wonder if this guy was trying to do that with a nap.

[Christy Lee]

That's a trick.

[Pat Godwin]

With his wiener.

[Tommy]

I'd pay to see that.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, that's. That is a trick.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a guy out there that can tie it into a knot?

[Tommy]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Probably win a fly.

[Tommy]

Remember when he had Mr. Lifto in here from the G?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think he could have done it.

[Tommy]

He had a brick dangling from it. It was about.

[Pat Godwin]

It has to be long enough while flat enough. That's the thing, Right.

[Christy Lee]

It's got to be pretty thin too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Probably chopstick and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There must be some kind of mathematical formula that. Well, it needs to be 7.5 inches long before you tie a. Yeah. Quality knot.

[Tommy]

I have another question.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Tommy]

Now, I know there's a number two. Two pencil. Yes. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Are there other common.

[Chick McGee]

Are there other.

[Tommy]

I've never. Is there like others. So the number one pencil is the one that should go in your penis. The number two pencil should go in the old keister. Right? Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

That's.

[Tommy]

Dig around.

[Pat Godwin]

Dig around.

[Christy Lee]

A bobby pin.

[Tommy]

So you can go buy a number one pencil.

[Christy Lee]

They have the big round. Big round.

[Tommy]

What is that?

[Christy Lee]

I don't want the number.

[Chick McGee]

That's your true 7.

[Pat Godwin]

Professional drawers use all those. Yeah, they have the whole kit.

[Christy Lee]

Architectures. Yeah.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Different type of lead. Bobby 10.

[Tommy]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Architecturists.

[Tommy]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Indeed. They pulled out a paper clip on some guy.

[Chick McGee]

See, once again, I could do a paper clip.

[Christy Lee]

You could do a bobby pin, too, probably.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but do you want to straighten it out?

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How are you gonna know?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey, I'm not messing with anything.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but magnets.

[Pat Godwin]

That story. I remember we talked about a guy who got magnets stuck in there.

[Christy Lee]

You know, that little. There's a kid's game or toy or whatever that has the magnets that you build stuff with. Yeah, they have the long one and then the little ball, the long one. You know what I'm talking about? Maybe this could be one of those. A spring.

[Pat Godwin]

Everyone loves a Slinky.

[Christy Lee]

This hurts. Staples. Why a thermometer.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what? Of everything on this list so far, that's the one I'll go with. Because.

[Tommy]

Well. Well. Bruce, you don't have a fever, but I lost.

[Chick McGee]

I. I lost it up. The old little penis there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, headphones.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't understand.

[Tommy]

Wait a minute. They must mean earbuds. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, the little. Maybe the plug that you plug your headphones in. That long cord. A guitar string.

[Tommy]

Which one? Our string that.

[Jess Hooker]

The thinnest ones.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I don't know anything about the guitar.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But I'll show you. You could accom. You could accommodate it easily, I would think.

[Pat Godwin]

But they're a. Getting it out, I guess, you know, they're kind of.

[Christy Lee]

And last but not least, an Allen wrench.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I demand we find out who Alan was.

[Tommy]

Metric or. Well, I. I was at Ikea, finished putting the bed together and thought I'd.

[Pat Godwin]

Shove it in, see if this feels good.

[Tommy]

Because the Allen wrenches aren't. Don't they all have a right angle?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

If you go past that.

[Tommy]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You wouldn't put the right angle in first, would you?

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't want it to look like a spigot.

[Christy Lee]

Pull it out, I would think.

[Tommy]

Yeah. Can't you just reach there and you give it a yank?

[Christy Lee]

You gotta handle. Okay, from all three lists, though, which list is the most ridiculous?

[Chick McGee]

Like, why would you even think about that?

[Pat Godwin]

I think the penis. Because the pleasure you get from that is not for everybody. Whereas everybody gets a little pleasure from their vaginas and their butts.

[Tommy]

That's fair. Yeah, but not everybody. Yeah, but I don't want an action figure of Ariel up there.

[Pat Godwin]

I agree, I agree.

[Tommy]

Which action figure do you want?

[Pat Godwin]

A Boba Fett?

[Chick McGee]

Do you have to bring in pretty much children's entertainment that was the one.

[Tommy]

Of the ones from Monday.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I'd go Boba Fett because I could pretend my anus is the sarlacc pit that he fell in. And Return of the Jedi.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're talking her language, aren't you, buddy?

[Tommy]

But that was one of. That was one of the things from Monday. That was one of.

[Christy Lee]

It was a mermaid.

[Tommy]

Yeah, the Little Mermaid. Well, they didn't. They didn't specify.

[Christy Lee]

Specify Little Mermaid.

[Tommy]

What other movement? What other action figure? Mermaids are out there. If you're gonna. If you're gonna do it, you want to use the name brand. You don't want to go with some lesser splash.

[Pat Godwin]

Can I get the Daryl Hannah splash?

[Tommy]

No, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Minute.

[Tommy]

That might be better.

[Pat Godwin]

Daryl Han off the old.

[Tommy]

Very, very hot. Okay, thank you very much. Coming up, we have poor Christie, a. A visit with Ali Breen. The name of the program is Sexy Time.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you think she's ever had anything up her butt?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Jess Hooker]

First question.

[Pat Godwin]

Will you ask her that?

[Jess Hooker]

You got to.

[Tommy]

No, you will. Are you. As part of your quote unquote exit interview. Right now I want to talk about the cool cars around here. We're all lucky enough to have nice vehicles. And Christy, the big Hyundai girl. And this is a beautiful. I just saw a whole bunch of these when I was on vacation. The Hyundai Palisade Hybrid. Incredible suv. Huge, spacious interior. The whole crew will fit in there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they will.

[Tommy]

And it can also. It can actually go off road. This is the amazing stat about the Hyundai Palisade hybrid. Up to 600 plus miles of range. And that's the range thing has been an issue with a lot of these various vehicles. Hybrids, electric vehicles, etc. But 600 miles plus, that's amazing. That's. That's one of the reasons you like yours, Is that correct?

[Christy Lee]

That's right. The all new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid is more than just your average SUV. 600 plus miles, as Tom said, is just incredible. If you want to find out for yourself this visit HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-603. That's 562-314-4603.

[Tommy]

For more details, a little thing you can do. Hyundai usa if you're conversant with some of the great songs in American musical history. If you have the Hyundai Palisade Hybrid.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Oh, no, no, no.

[Tommy]

You can please don't.

[Chick McGee]

You can please don't play the most aggressive vocal ever recorded.

[Tommy]

If you're. If you're parallel. If you're parallel, park and you can sing. This is IY Palisade Park.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, park for you.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, at least you didn't play.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Appreciate that.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

It is.

[Tommy]

It is very.

[Chick McGee]

That's not. Not aggressive enough.

[Tommy]

Yes, those are some great cars.

[Chick McGee]

That's Freddy Boom Boom Cannon.

[Tommy]

Thank you very much. Coming up, it'll be Ali Boom Boom Brain.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

With Sexy Time here in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

You are good, man. You are good.

[Chick McGee]

Where the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the dependable parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Jessica Alsman.

[Tommy]

Hi, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

That chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Ace Cosby. Hey, Chick. Or is that Denzel Washington from the Book of eli? I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tommy]

Hello, Chick McGee. We're going to be hooking up in theory with comedian Ali Breen with Sexy Time. Before we get to that, we had an article about pretty long. About various orifices in which things were being shown and removed at emergency rooms across this great country of ours.

[Pat Godwin]

People like it. People like putting things in their body.

[Chick McGee]

They like it a lot.

[Tommy]

Tom, you were talking about the. The fellas and the male member.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tommy]

And then here's a story. This guy had to have 26 magnets removed from his male member.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, man.

[Tommy]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have to stretch the hole like, you know when you get the ear. Whatever you call it, gauge in. You have to work your way up, probably.

[Pat Godwin]

So let's say you're gonna. You want to. They call that sounding. Putting something into your. If you want to start with. Or you want to do a battery, you start with a AAA and then you go to a double A. And next thing you know.

[Tommy]

Don't. Don't encourage people.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not encouraging.

[Tommy]

You eventually get to the Die Hard.

[Chick McGee]

That's ridiculous.

[Tommy]

The 9 volt. So this guy, 26 magnet balls had to be removed from his urethra. Well, he was trapped. He walked by the refrigerator and couldn't get away.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't see the attraction.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tommy]

Very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing positive about it.

[Tommy]

Okay, how about this one? A new company called Lady Care is marketing underwear magnets for women.

[Pat Godwin]

What do these do?

[Tommy]

The magnets purported to be effective in the treatment of symptoms of menopause. The magnets clip on to a woman's underwear near the naughty Parts. Several doctors interviewed for the story reportedly are skeptical about magnet therapy for menopause.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's a ring that everybody's wearing that very similar. Yeah, I've heard the ring.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

For menopause.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. They wear it. Yeah. A lot of the stars are wearing.

[Tommy]

Magnets in your panties. I mean, they'd pay for themselves if you sat on the couch.

[Pat Godwin]

I feel kind of good there now.

[Christy Lee]

You get all the change in the couch.

[Tommy]

You know, it's a good joke.

[Pat Godwin]

That's my fault for not getting that.

[Chick McGee]

Was it? Yeah.

[Tommy]

You got four quarters in your pants there, Susie.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you find women with the magnets in their pants are more attractive?

[Tommy]

You know, nothing but God would cover that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Pat did it a minute ago.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. Have I been in the room all morning? That's all I'm asking.

[Tommy]

Okay. Well, do we have Ms. Breen yet? Okay, I'm not sure what's going on.

[Pat Godwin]

She might be busy having sex.

[Chick McGee]

Might have something in her butt right now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's still on her New Year's holiday. Oh, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Might be drunk as a monkey right now.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, wouldn't that be hilarious? And she was just.

[Chick McGee]

I forgot Wednesday.

[Pat Godwin]

If I won the lottery.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This is just a question I have for you guys. Let's say I won $300,000 and I wanted to gift you all a Vespa. Would you guys use them?

[Tommy]

I would love it. The scooter?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's great.

[Tommy]

Where'd that come from?

[Chick McGee]

I'd always wanted a mini bike and. Or a Vespa and. Or a small motorcycle.

[Pat Godwin]

Chick Magee has a tiny Vespa in.

[Chick McGee]

Front of his mask.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know if it's because you like them or if it was.

[Chick McGee]

I rode a motorcycle one time, and I don't know how I didn't hit the neighbor's mailbox. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So I. Chick.

[Christy Lee]

I went to a lovely store called Tractor Supply for the break.

[Pat Godwin]

That is a great store.

[Christy Lee]

Great store. And they had two mini bikes sitting out front for sale. And I thought the exact same thing. This is something I've always wanted as a kid.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom, how hard did you laugh at the two gentlemen?

[Tommy]

Oh, the big fat guys.

[Chick McGee]

The big fat twins.

[Tommy]

Yeah. That was a poster. That was everywhere. And what was that in the 70s? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, we would see it in the Guinness Book of World Records in the school library.

[Chick McGee]

Benny and somebody. I forget their last names.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but they.

[Chick McGee]

They were the Guinnesses. Fattest twin.

[Pat Godwin]

And they were on mini bikes wearing matching outfits. Did you see this picture?

[Christy Lee]

Alspace on the Simpsons.

[Tommy]

Iconic Billy.

[Chick McGee]

Billy and benny mcguire. American wrestlers and showmen. Held the guinness world record as the heaviest twins in history. The twins began life at a normal way.

[Tommy]

Most do right around.

[Chick McGee]

Right about. Right around £5 a piece. But they tip the scales at well over 727 pounds collectively.

[Pat Godwin]

Gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm sorry. 747 pounds.

[Tommy]

I just googled the word words fat twins and I didn't have to go any farther.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

There they are.

[Tommy]

Yeah, they are big. They're both deceased. Is that correct?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They have to be as dead.

[Chick McGee]

They both must have weighed around 700 pounds because.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly. They.

[Chick McGee]

They. 350. I've been 350. That's.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a big. Those are big fellas.

[Tommy]

Billy died in 79 at the age of 32.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tommy]

He tried to continue the wrestling career, but it.

[Pat Godwin]

After he died.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that would be.

[Tommy]

Says not successful without his. Without his brother.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tommy]

The other guy made it to 54. So you got to hand it to him.

[Chick McGee]

One. One twin was 727. One twin was 747.

[Pat Godwin]

A plane.

[Chick McGee]

He was as big as a plane.

[Tommy]

Oh, my gosh. I didn't. Oh, wait a minute. There's more to this.

[Christy Lee]

They would have been my 700 pound life.

[Tommy]

Billy mccreary. Corey died at the age of 32. Not from obesity. He was injured in a mini bike stunt.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

So he was living out that joke.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. He ran into the neighbor's mailbox. I bet he did.

[Pat Godwin]

Oy.

[Tommy]

Yeah. There's a lot of information about these guys, but yeah, that was kind of an iconic poster back in the day.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Much like the. Who was the most. The most famous famous poster probably of that era would have been fair. Fog Fawcett, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Right on the nipple picture.

[Tommy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or the fisapa crappa with Frank.

[Chick McGee]

But you and your weird hippie friends in New York.

[Tommy]

Okay, thank you very much. So I found. I found another article just insufferable. About things that were found in our. Not our. Yes, in the rectum. Yeah. This is again from the u. S. Consumer product safety commission's database of emergency room visits. We have more. More. Oh, we got more orifices. Should I save this?

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, like throat.

[Chick McGee]

I'm almost.

[Pat Godwin]

Kind of ear.

[Tommy]

I've got this. This has ear, nose and throat.

[Chick McGee]

Ooh.

[Tommy]

Ah. A coaxial cable in the old johnson. Oh, no wonder if it was a.

[Chick McGee]

C or a USB coax cables. You got your RG59, you got your RG6.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the one with the little needle coming out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tommy]

Ouch. Okay. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever wondered how many holes the human body has?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, researchers say the answer isn't as simple as it may seem.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, all right.

[Christy Lee]

The human body.

[Chick McGee]

Clickbait. That's a clickbait sentence if I've ever heard one.

[Christy Lee]

Some obvious openings like we've been talking about, the urethra, the anus, nostrils and ears. But not all of those count as holes. Mathematicians.

[Tommy]

Well, for God, I think for the average man, there's the big three.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure. You're saying the holes they would enjoy, right.

[Tommy]

That they'd be really, you know, want to use.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tommy]

No one ever said. Have you checked out that ear?

[Pat Godwin]

I hope.

[Tommy]

Come again, what you say?

[Christy Lee]

Mathematician Katie Steckels told Live Science that.

[Chick McGee]

Katie.

[Christy Lee]

Milk ducks. Ears and urethras do not count as holes.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. So nipple holes don't count because they.

[Christy Lee]

Do not go all the way through.

[Chick McGee]

Nipple hole.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, she said milk ducks.

[Christy Lee]

Milk ducks. They're just blind pits, according to her.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Altogether the mouth, anus, nostrils and tear ducts, of which you have four, make up the body's seven holes. While the vagina is counted as a.

[Pat Godwin]

A chasm.

[Christy Lee]

Blind hole, as it leads to one of two fallopian tubes which are open at the far end.

[Chick McGee]

Vagina. It's a potential space.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah, yes. Yeah.

[Tommy]

Tear ducts.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm just so small.

[Christy Lee]

They're holes. But boy, you got.

[Pat Godwin]

You're not.

[Christy Lee]

If you're getting off on your tear. Yeah, this is stupid. A hole is a hole.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you can put something in.

[Tommy]

It, it's a hole.

[Pat Godwin]

When you're mouth, would you call a ditch a hole?

[Tommy]

No.

[Christy Lee]

If you dug a well.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's not a ditch.

[Christy Lee]

What about your mouth? That's a hole.

[Tommy]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys ever wonder why don't we sink when you jump in a pool? Why doesn't water rush into our bodies and sink us to the bottom?

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you, when you take a shower, gain weight from your body sucking up the water.

[Pat Godwin]

Can we, can we call a doctor?

[Chick McGee]

Announcement.

[Pat Godwin]

Can we bother a doctor with these questions?

[Chick McGee]

No, I think we should do this. I think we should get a doctor on staff and have a doctors question every.

[Pat Godwin]

When you take a shower or a bath, why don't you gain weight?

[Chick McGee]

Why are they.

[Tommy]

I don't understand where. They're interviewing a mathematician about what a hole is.

[Chick McGee]

And oh, by the way. Why doesn't electricity run out of a light bulb socket when there's not a light bulb in there?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Why does it stop?

[Chick McGee]

Where does the. Yeah, where's it going?

[Christy Lee]

Where's it go?

[Tommy]

Yeah, me.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, you know where it goes right into our cells. And that's how the CIA gave us all.

[Tommy]

Please continue.

[Chick McGee]

In my brain, I swear, I thought, oh, this is gonna be something.

[Pat Godwin]

Everything that pops into my head was not comedy. It's not comedy.

[Tommy]

That reminds me. Am I the only one, the most heartbreaking.

[Chick McGee]

You could say I'm not the only.

[Tommy]

One that's bothered by this. When we do these, no matter what, your politics are pretty amazing. That they can go in and grab ahead of stage and pop them out. Do they have to tell us how they did it so the next time we need to do something?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you mean like the operation?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

I think a lot of us, they need to kind of keep it secret. You're going to need to open USA Today. Oh, here are the planes. Here are the things the.

[Pat Godwin]

The conspiracy theorist in me says they are not. That's not actually how they did it. They're kind of changing. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I hope so.

[Tommy]

You don't give them the game. You don't give them the play. Playbook by the only one bothered by this. Did you see the.

[Chick McGee]

All the people in the Caribbean that are stranded there because the airports were shut down due to a military operation?

[Pat Godwin]

DiCaprio was one of them, Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I couldn't fly near Venezuela at all.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. He was trapped. They had to somehow get him out for the Critics Choice Awards.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tommy]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Something serious.

[Tommy]

Who wouldn't want to miss the Critics Choice Awards? And then he lost Banana Republic for Versus the Critics Choice Awards.

[Chick McGee]

You lost to Chalamet, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tommy]

So there are. What are there seven holes in the human body if you count the tear ducts. I don't buy them.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, not sexual holes. They're just. But they're holes.

[Tommy]

But why aren't the. Why aren't the ears holes?

[Christy Lee]

They. Because they're.

[Tommy]

They have their clothes off.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they don't go all the way through. Your ear doesn't go all the way through to the other side.

[Tommy]

The hole is defined by something you can stick a Q tip in.

[Christy Lee]

Every hole stops eventually. Otherwise, it's a. It's a tunnel right through.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a black hole.

[Tommy]

Yeah. It's bothering me. Okay, well, there we go.

[Pat Godwin]

We talked about the anus.

[Christy Lee]

That's the brown hole.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sorry. I'LL drop.

[Chick McGee]

That's the brown hole.

[Christy Lee]

Come on, John.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you don't have as much grape juice.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that does turn it black.

[Pat Godwin]

Or green, I think. Yeah, I forget which one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Pepto Bismol turns it black. What's up with that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

What's that?

[Pat Godwin]

And if you have the chewable tablets of Pepto Bismol, your tongue will be black for a little bit.

[Tommy]

Now, do you want to hear the other orify in the Consumer Product Safety Commission's database of emergency room visits?

[Christy Lee]

Boy, do I.

[Tommy]

Because we've already covered the big three.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Pat Godwin]

That was almost believable.

[Tommy]

Stand it stuck in a nose.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Blueberry on fish tank gravel had to be removed by doctors. This tanker, a dime.

[Christy Lee]

These are kids.

[Tommy]

Coin stuck into the nose.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but if you sneeze out two nickels, you can call a doctor.

[Tommy]

That's a trick. A baby bottle, nipple stuck in the throat, a cigarette.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't have to inhale that strongly, sir.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Flavor country.

[Tommy]

Here's one from a quote dare at school to win $15, the kid swallowed three plastic push pins that didn't make it all the way and had to be removed from his throat.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's five per pin from the male member.

[Tommy]

A domino. Oh, domino from the vjj. Oh, a bike reflector.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

I guess if you're jogging naked at night. Night.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There you go. That makes sense.

[Tommy]

And here's one the woman says I was using. Massaging. Whoa. Massaging Urethral vaginal stone balls. That's a thing?

[Pat Godwin]

They're similar to those Benoit balls.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Was this. Are these the things that. What's her name was selling that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, goop lady.

[Tommy]

Goop lady with the.

[Christy Lee]

She was sell. She sold. Those jade balls weren't.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah, yeah.

[Tommy]

To help the Kegels. This lady said they were. Oh, I see. There was a string of 15 balls.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh.

[Tommy]

I could only find 14.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, string broke.

[Tommy]

Okay. And then they got a whole. Oh, it's amazing. They got a whole nother list for the butt. The butt always wins. But the champion has to be the peanut butter jerk. Oh, I hope it wasn't the big one.

[Pat Godwin]

The economy.

[Tommy]

Yeah, you save more when you buy. Well, thank you very much. Always, always a great pleasure. Coming up. I'm not sure what happened to Allie. We'll have to track her down.

[Pat Godwin]

She's out. She's gone.

[Tommy]

Okay. Right now, want to talk to you about your house.

[Chick McGee]

If that girl don't want to go, forget her. Oh, I like that.

[Pat Godwin]

You're welcome.

[Tommy]

A little bit of. But a Thin Lizzy for you. Now, I want to say hello to our friends at Home Serve and thank you, Home Serve, for sponsoring the Bob and Tom Show. We appreciate it. You got your own house, do you? You probably got insurance on your house.

[Chick McGee]

You got insurance on your kind of sounded confrontational. You got your own house, dude. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Be ashamed if something happened to him.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Yeah. Well, that's the problem. That's what home where Home Serve comes in because you're insured for certain things, but not for a lot of stuff like you get that broken pipe that in the or your septic system backs up. All kinds of stuff can go wrong. You don't want to be ankle deep in water going, who do I call about this? This is where Homeserve comes in. Regular homeowners insurance doesn't cover a lot of the stuff, especially stuff that you want to get to and fix immediately before real serious problems happen. Homeserve is kind of like a subscription for your house and it starts at just $4.99 a month. And they've got your back. They've got a 24. 7 hotline. So when that line coming out of the septic system backs up, you know who to call. You call HomeServe and they'll help you out and get somebody over there to start fixing that stuff. So protect your systems in your house. Protect your wallet too, with HomeServe and find out what repairs are covered. The plans start, like I said, at just under five bucks a month and they range from about 499 to 1199amonth. Get the details by visiting homeserve.com and get the plan that's right for you. It's not available everywhere. See if you live in an area where it is available. Most plans, like I said, 499 to 1199amonth. Terms of plan covered repairs. Go to homeserve.com tell them the Bob and Tom show center when we come back. Anybody interested in primate meat? Oh, well, they, they found some. The, the, the inspectors fortunately are keeping the primate meat out of the USA. We'll find out where and how. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jessica Alsman. Hey, There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

At the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk.

[Pat Godwin]

What's up, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

You and a. Hello, Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

You raised your arm like you didn't know what was going on.

[Chick McGee]

You raised your arm, Harm, and brought it down like you were starting a automobile race.

[Tommy]

I had tossed. I was tossing this cord across my lap.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tommy]

Ah.

[Jess Hooker]

That was a cure.

[Chick McGee]

You did it with quite a flourish. Wouldn't you agree, John?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tommy]

Something I was shushing down lodge pole at Vail.

[Pat Godwin]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

For God.

[Tommy]

Didn't get to do that because there was no right.

[Pat Godwin]

No. No.

[Tommy]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Epic veil a couple days ago.

[Tommy]

Now, they got snow yesterday and that's. How helpful. Now, we have a couple things we have to get to. Ali Breen. I'm missing an action today. I'm not sure what happened. Well, maybe we can get her in for tomorrow. No, I certainly enjoy sex.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Tommy]

But right now we turn to Christy Lee. She remains at the news desk. Have we missed anything?

[Christy Lee]

A Pennsylvania woman who defecated inside a store's beer cave last year has reached a plea deal.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Ms. Crystal Gauss pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct that created a quote, hazardous and physically offensive condition. 47 year old was fined $75 and ordered to pay restitution of about $80 to the Royal Farms convenience store in Hanover.

[Tommy]

Not enough.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Filings do not indicate why Ms. Gauss decided to do it.

[Pat Godwin]

It?

[Tommy]

No, ma'. Am.

[Pat Godwin]

Why did you take a dump?

[Tommy]

47 years old. Old enough to know better.

[Christy Lee]

Sure she is. Maybe she couldn't help it.

[Tommy]

So she walked into the.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it was private in there. Kind of quiet in the beer part.

[Pat Godwin]

And cold. Maybe she thought, hey, this is the place to do it. It won't smell as bad because the. The cold temperatures.

[Tommy]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you use a restroom? Maybe the restroom was out of order. I don't know.

[Tommy]

Okay, that doesn't make sense. But I mean, if you went into a conven.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, let's say you really, really have to go, Right? Like you cannot stop.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, you, Honor, this was a total emergency.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Where would you go, Tom? What would you do?

[Pat Godwin]

Probably in your pants.

[Chick McGee]

Would you supposed to do that? I'd pull over to the side of the road, open the door and go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, go outside and try to get to the other side of the building or something. Or just start yelling help, help. So they know it's not.

[Tommy]

This was a convenience store.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tommy]

I mean, I'm wondering if this is some kind of weird revenge thing or.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Tommy]

To go into the beer cooler, dark side, the semi.

[Pat Godwin]

The fairly lenient penalty here makes me think there was a good excuse like.

[Christy Lee]

An emergency situation, but yeah. Or she was drunk, didn't know, and.

[Tommy]

Apparently she did it all over. The.

[Pat Godwin]

All over.

[Tommy]

Well, it says there was. She's the restitution for the damage done.

[Christy Lee]

How much damage could she have done?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm wrapped on a couple cases.

[Tommy]

A case of White Claw. Not anymore.

[Christy Lee]

A New York advertising executive arrested last year for urinating on people from a rooftop bar has reached an agreement in Florida.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know he was an advertising executive. Yeah, of course he was.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Matthew Day was charged with disorder conduct last July.

[Chick McGee]

I work hard and I play hard.

[Tommy]

Yeah, this guy looks. This guy looks real preppy.

[Christy Lee]

And when he allegedly entered the rooftop bar, pulled his penis out of his shorts and urinated from the balcony onto the sidewalk.

[Chick McGee]

Got a nerf hoop in my office.

[Christy Lee]

Police noted that several passersby were struck with his urine. This week, a judge approved a pre trial intervention agreement between Mr. Day and the state attorney's office. The 30 year old will perform community service, undergo alcohol evaluation and counseling and pay supervision as well as pro prostitute prostitution as prosecution fees. He's prohibited. He's not allowed to patronize bars and clubs during the agreement. Six month term.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, good. You shouldn't go.

[Chick McGee]

You lost your prison.

[Tommy]

Yeah. No, no. If I'm the judge, here's what I do.

[Christy Lee]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, buddy.

[Tommy]

Everybody you peed on can pee on you without warning anytime in the next five years.

[Pat Godwin]

I like this. I like that a lot.

[Tommy]

So you spend the rest of your life wondering. You're about to walk into getting get some award for your advertising just as you're in your tuxedo and all of a sudden you get a water balloon full of whiz in your face. See what it's like a hole. This is not penalty enough.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you rather be one of the people? All right, let's say you're peed on from a rooftop bar.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Or you step in what that lady did in the beer cooler. She crapped in the beer cooler.

[Tommy]

Obviously being peed on.

[Pat Godwin]

You obviously say you. You are a little bit of pee on. You not stepping into.

[Christy Lee]

You can clean your poop off the shoe or throw it away. You can't wash it off. Urine's in your face.

[Tommy]

And see, this guy's like. I mean, if this guy had peed in the wrong person, I mean, I could see.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tommy]

I could see a guy running upstairs to the roof of this bar and throwing this guy off the roof. He's lucky he's alive. I have friends that would have thrown him off the roof.

[Pat Godwin]

Man, I be. That is just awful.

[Tommy]

Idiot. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I can totally see.

[Tommy]

Part of a golden shower, I assume is Chick. You'll help me here. Part of a golden shower is the. Is permission, right?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tommy]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes some people don't want permission. Sometimes they do. That's part of it, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's. That's the hard thing to figure out at the gym. Gym shower, right. I don't know if you were one of those guys who didn't want me to have.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sorry. This is. This is really hot, right?

[Tommy]

You're not. You're not. Steve, my trainer told me that you'd be into it.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something. Totally my fault, okay?

[Tommy]

This just in. Allie Breen's segment will take place tomorrow.

[Pat Godwin]

Why are we rewarding bad behavior?

[Tommy]

Yeah. Because we're here to help.

[Christy Lee]

She's always reliable.

[Chick McGee]

She works hard.

[Tommy]

The show sexy time helps people.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tommy]

I know you're gonna always. You always have the same answer. Why not be reasonable and talk about it? Oh, no, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

I kind of decided I might change it up.

[Tommy]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Oh, do what I do. Like go for revenge. Sounds good. Well, thank you very much. We certainly appreciate your ears and all your help. You can reach us, Bob and [e-mail] we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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