The BOB & TOM Show - January 9, 2026

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show – January 9, 2026

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Hosts: Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, Willie Griswold, Jessica Hooker
Date: January 9, 2026
Episode Theme: Comedy, Commentary, Sports, Listener Letters & Modern Life’s Quirks

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Episode Overview

January 9th's episode continues The BOB & TOM Show's signature formula of comedic riffing, witty banter, news and sports updates, and playful discussion of cultural oddities. This episode shines with original parody songs, running gags about nurses, dietary nostalgia, sports predictions, innovative (sometimes absurd) product reviews, and an in-depth look at everything from urinal auctions to a stolen walrus penis bone. It’s a freewheeling conversation full of warmth, irreverence, and a little bit of heart.

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Main Highlights and Segments

1. Opening Musical Comedy: "Nurses Are Hot and Ready to Party"

• The show kicks off with a playful musical number heralding the steamy, hardworking image of nurses, with Bob Kevoian on vocals and contributions from Christy Lee and Pat Godwin.
• [00:22] Christy Lee (playfully): “I’m hot and I’m ready to party.”
• [01:05] Bob Kevoian: “Let’s all nine one before the night is done. Do you feel depressed and you got the bug... Only one remedy that works for sure, a date with a nurse is the only cure.”
• Humor quickly veers into double entendre territory with ‘Dr. Duke’ offering sponge baths and “administering tonight’s enema.”

2. Postsong Banter: Nurses, Professions, and Taxes

• The crew riff on the unsung heroism of nurses, farmers, airline pilots, and the impossibility of a tax-free utopia if every "best profession" got a break.
• [05:35] Tom Griswold: “If I were president, nurses wouldn’t have to pay any income taxes. They’re the greatest people on earth. If you’ve ever been in the hospital, you know…”

3. Sports Breakdown: College Football Playoffs

• Chick McGee provides detailed play-by-play and betting insights on Miami's thrilling win over Ole Miss in the national semifinals, and good-natured grumbling over betting lines.
• [06:52] Tom: “So many great games this year in football.”
• [32:28 & 51:03] Chick: “Miami 31, Mississippi 27…Carson Beck, the hero…scrambled for a three-yard touchdown with 18 seconds left for the go-ahead score… The spread was Miami -3.5.”
• Betting accuracy and Vegas odds marvels are discussed.
• Brief swordplay over left-handed QBs and who might hire John Harbaugh.

4. Offbeat Medical Tales: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs & Cargo Shorts

• Crew members recount early mishaps with ED drug samples and the hazards of going commando in cargo shorts.
• [04:10] Pat Godwin: “Walked around with an erection all day…”
• [04:53 / 44:14] Tom: “Have to whack it against a light pole or something?”
• Story launched as a running joke throughout the show.

5. Comedy on Modern Life & Language

• The team skewers everything from putting recipes on gravestones and the meaning of "Wells Fargo moments" (the anticipation of a package's arrival), to the correct word for a group of otters.
• [27:54] Tom: “A group of otters is called a raft in water, but on land it’s a 'romp.'”
• [24:59] Tom: “Wells Fargo moment...it’s about the anticipation of something.”

6. Listener Letters: From Food Hacks to Bathroom Etiquette

• Real emails launch lively debate on such topics as:
  • Eating Honey Nut Cheerios with chocolate milk ([17:38])
  • Childhood chocolate milk mixes (Quick vs. Hershey's) ([18:08])
  • Bathroom habits from around the world, including squatting on toilet seats ([20:48])
  • Spelling-challenged thanks to product names, e.g., "QUICK" vs. “QUIK” ([19:07])

7. Consumer Product Oddities & CES Favorites/Flops

• Christy Lee covers the highlights (and losers) of the Consumer Electronics Show:
  • FlowPad (smart menstrual pad),
  • C200 ultrasonic vibrating chef’s knife,
  • Lollipop Star (music-playing lollipop),
  • Roborock's stair-climbing vacuum ("It's coming up to get me!”),
  • Bespoke AI refrigerator (over-engineered, over-expensive),
  • Internet-connected treadmill with inbuilt AI coach (“Sure are fat.”)
• [143:12] Christy: “Lollipop Star by Lava Tech Brands—a lollipop that plays music through vibrations… also named worst in show… sticks cannot be recharged or reused.”

8. Food Segment: Recipe from the Grave

• Jessica Hooker brings in "Grandma's Chicken Spaghetti Casserole," a recipe she found on a gravestone:
  • Rotisserie chicken, spaghetti, cream of mushroom & chicken soup, bell pepper, onion, cheddar cheese, pimentos.
  • [99:44] Jessica: “It reminds me of those recipes where it’s, ‘What do I have? I’m putting this together…’”
  • [100:26] Josh: “That’s a good Sunday dinner.”

9. Sports (Part 2): Winter Classic in Miami & World Records

• Brief on the outdoor hockey game in Miami’s baseball stadium, the black market for Freon, and how much Freon “got lost.”
• World Record: 87-year-old kite surfer in Florida ([67:04])
• [67:10] Chick: “Rick Bracken, 87, has been named the oldest person to kite surf… three kids, four grandkids, and four great-grandchildren.”

10. Pop Culture: Wooks & Music Festival Dating

• The team learns the term "wook" (jam band, Phish/Dead-following, scruffy, festival-centric hippie) and the new 'Wooking for Love' dating reality show concept.
  • [77:21] Tom: “Wook is pronounced…rhymes with book, cook, or look. Stereotype: nomadic, unkempt, patchwork pants, intense devotion to bands like Phish or the Dead.”
  • [91:31] Christy: “It’s called ‘Wooking for love’…16 diverse wooks seeking love connection and their forever festival partner.”
• Pat Godwin’s musical skit: “I’ll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Griswold Again.”

11. Sports Survey: Has Soccer Surpassed Baseball in America?

• The team debates the latest poll showing soccer ahead of baseball for America’s third favorite sport (behind football and basketball)—Tom's skepticism included.
• [64:09] Chick: “Soccer has officially overtaken baseball as America’s third favorite sport.”
• [65:00] Chick: “This is especially perplexing because Tom brought the story and now he doesn’t believe it!”

12. Obscure News: Walrus Penis Heist & Airport Seizure

• Donkey’s Place (Camden, NJ) reports their famed walrus penis bone (up to 30") was stolen; owner appeals for its return.
  • [155:53] Tom: “Didn’t even leave the tip…a walrus penis is typically almost 25 inches in length.”
• Chicago O’Hare customs seize passenger’s suitcase with 4 lbs. of nonhuman primate meat and strange seeds ([158:46])
• [159:33] Josh: “Is it only weird to us? If we grew up in the Congo…”

13. Cultural Curiosities and Life Hacks

• Group names for animals (a "raft" of otters, a "romp" on land, a "flamboyance" of flamingos).
• How to properly put on socks (standing vs. sitting), sparking listener attempts and possible lawsuits.

14. Running Gags, Notable Quotes, and Banter

• On Tom’s “Wells Fargo moments” – the group’s relentless teasing.
• On the show’s many eccentricities: excess trash cans, urinals in houses, ordering shoeshine kits, and the number of dishwashers one man can own.

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Notable Quotes by Timestamp

• On Nurses:
  • [05:35] Tom Griswold: "If I were president, nurses wouldn’t have to pay any income taxes. They’re the greatest people on earth."
• On Dishwashers and Cleanliness:
  • [48:49] Chick McGee: “I paid for the environment."
• On Eating Habits:
  • [20:04] Christy Lee: “Nobody is sitting in the trailer court worried about their manners, trust me."
• On Electronics:
  • [143:52] Tom Griswold: “We perfected the knife around 1776. I think we’re good.”
• On New Words:
  • [77:21] Tom Griswold: “Wook is pronounced…rhymes with book, cook, or look. Stereotype: nomadic, unkempt, patchwork pants, Phish, the Dead.”
• On Product Placement:
  • [151:29] Tom: "If you need a fridge that tells you what to buy, you probably have a professional ass wiper at home."
• On Food:
  • [100:10] Jessica Hooker: “Lots of onion…spaghetti, chicken, pimento, onions. It’s good.”
• On Dating Shows:
  • [91:33] Christy Lee: “Wooking for love…16 diverse wooks seeking love connection and their forever festival partner.”

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Key Timestamps and Segment Map

| Timestamp | Segment | |-----------|------------------------------------------------| | 00:15-03:02 | Nurse musical intro & song | | 03:02-06:07 | Introductions, “the greatest people” riff | | 06:12-09:09 | Miami/Ole Miss game recap, sports betting | | 09:54-11:00 | CES, iPhone anniversary, Mr. Clean debate | | 12:12-14:47 | Sports replay/Brent Musburger incident | | 17:33-19:41 | Listener letters: cereal and childhood hacks | | 20:42-23:39 | Cultural bathroom habits/Toilet squatting | | 24:01-26:51 | “Wells Fargo moment” anticipation debate | | 27:00-29:23 | Otters: “raft”, “romp”, animal group names | | 44:00-47:56 | ED drugs story, lunch dates, comedy running gag | | 51:03-54:56 | More college football, Java House ad | | 64:01-66:07 | Soccer surpasses baseball debate | | 77:09-80:19 | Pat’s “Smoke Weed with Willie” parody | | 91:31-92:02 | Wooking for Love: Jam band dating show | | 99:44-101:10| Graveyard recipe segment: Chicken Spaghetti | | 143:12-147:54| CES “worst in show” products rundown | | 155:39-158:11| Stolen walrus penis, Donkey’s Place | | 158:45-161:06| O’Hare monkey meat seizure, culinary adventures |

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Episode Takeaway

This episode distills everything fans love about The BOB & TOM Show: sharp, silly, spontaneous. From warm shout-outs to everyday heroes, bizarre product launches, and oddball sports records, the show weaves in listener voices, fresh sketches, and seasoned repartee. Frequent callbacks, inside jokes, and a light touch make even the weirdest news relatable—leaving listeners both laughing and, occasionally, inspired to try putting on socks while standing.

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Recommended If You Like:

• Improvised morning radio
• Comedy about the absurdities of daily life
• Down-to-earth pop culture and sports discussion
• Social commentary with heart

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Listen to the full show for more gags, tangents, and musical parodies!

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, nurse.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nurse.

[Christy Lee]

Dr. Duke, did you call for a nurse?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I'm hot and I'm ready to party.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nurses are hot and ready to party. Tell nurses are hot and ready to party. Gonna have some hot before the night is done. She looks like an angel dressed in white. But she's gonna be a little devil tonight. Won't believe all the things she'll do. Gonna need the doctor when she gets through. Oh, nurses are hot and ready to party. Yeah, nurses are hot so ready to.

[Josh Arnold]

Party.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let'S all nine one before the night is done. Do you feel depressed and you got the bug? You don't need therapy or a mimicry drug Only one remedy that works for sugar A date with a nurse is the only cure. If your temperature's rising, your fevers get wasted takes from Dr. Duke all you need is red hot nuts. Cause nurses are hot and ready to party. Yeah, nurses are hot and ready to party. Let the paramedics come before the night is done. A dissection. My prognosis is in order. Come here, my dear. The doctor is ready for his sponge bath. And Dr. Duke will be administering tonight's enema. But first, bend over, let me take your temperature. It's much, much more accurate this way.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nurses are hot and ready to the hot and ready to party. Go have some fun before the night is done Jam. Nerds are hot and ready to party. Theaters are hot and ready to party. We're gonna have some fun before the night is done. Gonna call 911 for the night is done I need a.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there. Hi there. Ho there. From the o'reilly auto parts studios. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. What sort of blue are we calling this?

[Tom Griswold]

Cobalt.

[Chick McGee]

Is it cobalt? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's radioactive. Radioactive. Anybody? They recognize that song? Sure, the firm. The Firm.

[Chick McGee]

The firm. Of course, the Firm.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of firm right now.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry to bother you.

[Tom Griswold]

My understanding, Pat came into wreck this morning. I walked by Pat now, and there have been some discussion, and Pat talks about how he couldn't wear cargo shorts because his. Oh, sorry. Is that off the air discussion?

[Josh Arnold]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

It hangs out below the.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it was a long. A long time ago story.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Josh. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of ours worked for a certain company that made a certain. A certain product that is in the. In the. What is it? Erectile dysfunction?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he gave out some samples.

[Tom Griswold]

And you took one.

[Pat Godwin]

If you're a healthy man, you don't need a sample.

[Tom Griswold]

But you took one anyway. And what happened?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I was. Had cargo shorts on and no wonder wear. And I walked around with an erection all day.

[Christy Lee]

Wow, how interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

So it was sort of just like high school.

[Pat Godwin]

Just like math class.

[Tom Griswold]

It was weird for me. I went to an all boys school.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if that. That took a while to get work that way. I don't, I don't, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what?

[Chick McGee]

You automatically take it and you're locked in for our direction for the next 27 hours.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

But that's what happened to you and a side effect.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you're a young healthy man and take the stuff. I don't know. Is that what happens?

[Pat Godwin]

That's what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good, good, good. Were you able to use it for its proper.

[Pat Godwin]

Unfortunately, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? You have to whack it against a light pole or something. I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

I dug some ditches with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Have we finished the intros?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, man. You're out there doing your best blithering idiot act again.

[Tom Griswold]

Who says it's an act? Are we up with Duke Tomato? And those, by the way, are real nurses in the background singing. You know, because you know me, I spare no expense when it comes to recording stuff. I like, I like to have real horns. Those are real horns, of course. And great music.

[Josh Arnold]

And you know those nurses, or did you?

[Tom Griswold]

We recruited them on the air.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But we had a fun time. That was. That's a nice little tune about nurses being hot and ready to party. Have you ever experienced a nurse party?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, at comedy shows.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Nurses have a lot of fun. Teachers have a lot of fun.

[Chick McGee]

Blown off steam. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

High stress jobs.

[Tom Griswold]

If I were president, nurses wouldn't have to pay any income taxes. They're the greatest people on earth. If you've ever been in the situation in the hospital like me, you're going, you are the greatest people out there. Believe me.

[Christy Lee]

The heavy lifting.

[Chick McGee]

I hope someone's keeping track of all the people that are the greatest people in the world. The American dairy farmer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Nurses, nurses.

[Pat Godwin]

Airline pilots.

[Tom Griswold]

Airline pilots. And airline stewardesses. And stewards.

[Chick McGee]

Flight attendants.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody's gonna be paying taxes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What are we gonna do? America?

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be fine with me. No. Yeah. Nurses are great. That's a nice song. And they're fine.

[Chick McGee]

And in case you missed it last night, Miami is heading back to their home field. What the hell's going on there a shot at the first national football championship since 2001. The Canes beat Mississippi last night, 3,127. Carson Beck, part time attorney, part time quarterback, scrambled for a three yard touchdown with 18 seconds left for the go ahead score. Beck also threw 268 yards and two touchdowns. Trinidad Shambliss put Ole Miss ahead with a 24 yard touchdown pass. Did the Quan right with 313 left. A great game last night. So. So Miami will wait for the winner of tonight's Indiana Oregon game in Hotlanta.

[Tom Griswold]

So many great games this year in the world of football.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have an interesting stat about what the most popular sports are in America.

[Chick McGee]

This is the. This is the year, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I.

[Chick McGee]

This is going to be declared this. This year. When they mean it. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

When we get to that story, I will.

[Chick McGee]

You know what we're talking? You know we're talking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is the year. Soccer is going to be number one in America. Soccer is going to become the number one sport in America over football.

[Pat Godwin]

Over.

[Chick McGee]

Well, according to the story, it's already more popular than baseball.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm not buying that. I'd like to see stats.

[Christy Lee]

Are we talking about watching or playing?

[Tom Griswold]

We're talking about some dumb survey. I'd like to see the stats. I'd like to see the stats on sales of tickets and ratings on television.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I'm talking about. Are we what popular is, right? Or as popular playing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there might be more kids playing soccer these days than baseball, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that could be. But yeah, I don't think it's baseball's America.

[Josh Arnold]

The story tells us, Christie. If it doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

We gonna blame who's behind me. I don't see anybody. I have questions about that. Now I have a dumb sports question.

[Chick McGee]

Good, perfect. What? How many quarterbacks in the NFL are left handed?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good question. No, and I don't expect you to know this, but can you bet. Can you go to any of the various houses of.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about that.

[Tom Griswold]

And bet on who is going to be hired by which team to be the head coach?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about that. I don't know if it's like you can take prop bets at a reputable. I don't know. Okay, maybe on. Maybe. Maybe online somewhere you could, but I'm not sure. It might be a fun thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, just kind of wondering.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they do that in England, right? You can bet on any sorts of things. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you were able to. Would you. Who would you bet ends up with Mr. Harbaugh?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, John Harbaugh. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be happy if you ended up with your favorite team.

[Chick McGee]

I'd be very happy, but I heard Miami initially. Now I'm hearing that Stephen Ross, owner of the Dolphins, doesn't want him. So I don't know what's going to happen.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Just very exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

Just curious.

[Chick McGee]

It's like our own little soap opera in the NFL.

[Christy Lee]

Is there a deadline for when they have to be hired?

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean, common sense would say we would probably need a coach before next time starts, I would think.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't know when that is.

[Tom Griswold]

That we opened up with a little Duke Tomato and those real nurses. Duke's gonna be at the Ark in Ann Arbor tonight.

[Chick McGee]

Noah's still hosting that?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Man, it's a good show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's a nice place. Place.

[Josh Arnold]

I tried to buy a single ticket to that and they wouldn't let me in. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You should have seen the pig I was sitting next to. I can tell. Is that harsh?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it was funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Could have been a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we're looking forward to a big show today. Got a lot of interesting things going on and we'll get to some mail, et cetera, et cetera. Christy, you've got anything coming up of interest coming up?

[Christy Lee]

We have the Consumer Product. The Consumer Electronics Show.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love this. I go to that.

[Josh Arnold]

That time of year.

[Christy Lee]

It is that time of year.

[Chick McGee]

Go to Vegas, go to.

[Christy Lee]

Go to a.

[Chick McGee]

Do the whole thing go upright.

[Christy Lee]

You know, we have some of the best and worst inventions, I guess, that were brought out at the.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Robots were everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think it. The Robots Dream of Electric Sheep. Do you think it will ever be.

[Josh Arnold]

A little Philip K. Dick for.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Do you think it will ever be. Okay. Yes. You caught us. That was alien technology. We apologize.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't that be amazing?

[Christy Lee]

That would be a story.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's like, okay, yeah. The first iPhone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Trouthaz from the planet nine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Came and part of me thinks we have alien technology.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And my first. My finger is pointed at the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.

[Pat Godwin]

That's insane.

[Tom Griswold]

That thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is good.

[Christy Lee]

That's funny that you bring that up because on this date in history, Steve Jobs revealed the first iPhone.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. I think it's his birthday also.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is it early?

[Tom Griswold]

He won't be celebrating.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe in the mothership where he was invited.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, we Must get him back here.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a lot. We have liver that works.

[Chick McGee]

We have liver.

[Josh Arnold]

Not worth.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

You know what else we need to celebrate?

[Tom Griswold]

Celebration of modern medicine.

[Chick McGee]

What was it, 2013 when Brent Musburger went crazy over the Alabama in the stand. And during the college football championship when Alabama beat Notre Dame 42, 14 or 17 or 42 to almost nothing. Here's what it sounded like when you're at quarterback at Alabama. You see that lovely lady there? She does go to Auburn. I love her. But she also miss Alabama. And that's A.J.

[Tom Griswold]

Mccarron'S girlfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And right there on the right is Dee Dee Bonner. That's AJ's mom. Wow. I'm telling you, quarterbacks, you get all.

[Tom Griswold]

The good looking women.

[Chick McGee]

A what A beautiful woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. He's. AJ's doing some things right down in. If you're a youngster in Alabama, start.

[Chick McGee]

Getting the football out and throw it around the backyard with Hop. She poor Kirk her. If I was herby, I would have said, I'm sorry, Brett. I just came into the booth. What was, what was going on? Boy, oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Did they end up getting married?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure about that. Why don't you look that up?

[Tom Griswold]

We can find out. Romantic saga.

[Chick McGee]

He played for the Bengals for a minute. A.J. mcCarron, he was quarterback.

[Tom Griswold]

And now we'll get to that and many other stories coming up today here in the Bob and Tom program. But right now I want to talk to Christy because she's our Hyundai lady. Yeah. The Hyundai Palisade hybrid is an incredible suv. This is what's really interesting. This one statistics up to 600 plus miles of range. So that's the hybrid kind of opening the big door at this point. They're getting better and better. And that 600 miles of range is a big deal for those that have been thinking about towing with the world of the ev. And Christie is a. Is a Hyundai lady.

[Christy Lee]

Love my Hyundai. And they are so comfortable, so easy to drive. Room for everybody. They're very big, but not very big. Does that make sense? Big on the inside, easy to drive. I love it. You love it too?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I talked to the Hyundai people about when you start the car, having it do with the horn, the theme music. Palisade park, they rejected that soundly, but it's still a very fine vehicle. The all new Hyundai Palisade hybrid, once again, 600 plus miles of range. See what I'm talking about? By visiting Hyundai USA.com and that's H Y U N D a I Hyundai USA.com you can even call them up for some information. 562-314-4603. For more details, just go to Hyundai USA.com find out about the really cool Palisade Hybrid with 600 plus miles of range now. Also coming up on today's Bob and Tom program, Willie G will be joining us in about an hour. He's out there on the road doing some live comedy as is. By the way, our friend Tim Allen, the very fine actor and comedian. Tim's gonna be in Boise, Idaho tomorrow night. That's pretty cool. Greg Hahn will be at the Comedy Club of Lawrence, Kansas tonight and tomorrow and many other fine programs out there. I mentioned Duke Tomato in Ann Arbor. We'll get to some more of those and tell you what's going on this weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Also, answer this big A.J. mcCarron thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, go.

[Christy Lee]

They did get married.

[Chick McGee]

They've got nine kids.

[Christy Lee]

They have one son.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

B.J.

[Christy Lee]

Looks like they have one son. Oh, no, they have three. I'm sorry, three kids. I just saw a picture with one son. But they have three kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And they're probably learning to throw a football sleeve.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

I want to get a hot chick like my mama.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have something that I think Christy will be interested in. It's a breakthrough in the world of the so called lazy eye.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you know mine was fixed.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, I know. I'm just saying. But you have to get a refresher.

[Chick McGee]

Every now and then.

[Christy Lee]

No, I haven't. Not since I was five.

[Chick McGee]

Smack you around.

[Christy Lee]

And it does drift a little bit when I'm tired, I can tell you that. So maybe this.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you looking at me? Oh, wait a minute. Wait. Oh. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Get ready for the Rush with Max Crosby. It's time.

[Chick McGee]

Don't miss the behind the scenes moments everyone's talking about, regardless of what they say. I'll take the fine.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

All pro defensive end Max Crosby takes.

[Tom Griswold]

You beyond the field with exclusive insights.

[Chick McGee]

I could say this because I've played them.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Rush.

[Chick McGee]

You guys already know what time it is. It was fire.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll be right back on the pod. We'll be talking about it next week. The Rush with Max Crosby. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

This is gonna how it's gonna be all the time when we're together. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts of service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, indeed. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick. You know, I enjoy bold thinkers. Yes, I want to thank the bold thinker who apparently turned the air conditioning on.

[Christy Lee]

No joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it was you.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the thing. You wouldn't want it the way it was, believe me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha. Yeah, you were in here before all of us, so don't.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he was in here before all of us, and he turns the heat on every morning. I didn't touch anything. You're a dirty liar. There's Ace Cosby, still with the beard. I'm chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's coming in. It's coming in.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, he and Eddie look fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You tell me that they're not going to do an updated version of I Spy. They're missing the boat. By God, yes. Eddie and Ace. Yeah, darn right.

[Josh Arnold]

The Defiant Ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If Maxwell Smart and Grady from Sanford and Son were the Maxwell Smart.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is which?

[Christy Lee]

Maxwell Smart.

[Josh Arnold]

Whenever he says something like that, I want you to make him say it out loud.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're familiar with Sanford and Son and Grady, a very fine actor, we have some letters we have to get to here in the Bob and Tom program. You can reach us bob and tomobandtom.com. whatever's on your mind, put it in our minds and we'll. We'll review it.

[Josh Arnold]

I got a food hack here if you're interested. Yeah, we were discussing the joys of Cheerios and Honey Nut Cheerios.

[Chick McGee]

Omar ate them.

[Josh Arnold]

David says. I heard you talking about that and just wanted to recommend using chocolate milk for Honey Nut Cheerios. If you haven't already tried it, it may change your life.

[Chick McGee]

That's crazy talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Healthy alternative.

[Pat Godwin]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I can't even picture that. It's good.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Too much, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Too much.

[Josh Arnold]

It does seem too much. I'm not doubting David, but boy, that's a. That's a hard sell for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when you were a kid, did you ever get quick that powdered?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I lived on it.

[Josh Arnold]

We were a. Occasionally, but we were a Hershey's family.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I never. The Hershey syrup never mixed up, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I totally disagree. It was just laid in the bottom Way better than.

[Chick McGee]

I agree with you, Quick Rock House.

[Josh Arnold]

No, the flavor wasn't as good. And Hershey's cereal I liked Quick absolutely mixed perfectly.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, once again, you're wrong. But the point is, with Quick, it would be. You'd put the powder in, stir it up, and then drink it. Then there'd be, like, the kind of a residue at the bottom.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so it stirs up perfectly.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you have to add. Then the point is, you add. You add more milk.

[Chick McGee]

Well, either that or you eat Hershey's and drink more. It lays like a piece of plastic.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if you're too lazy to go tink, tink, tink a couple times with your spoon.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we need to do a test right now with a. We need her.

[Josh Arnold]

I will mix you up a chocolate milk like you've never had, my friend.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, third grade spelling test missed Quick because I didn't put a C in it, because that's the way nestle. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Daddy, there's a whole coffee table book.

[Chick McGee]

Q, U, I K my ass.

[Tom Griswold]

M, O, N, M, O, N, Y. From the sign in New York City.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Moni.

[Christy Lee]

What sign?

[Tom Griswold]

You know this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I always wondered what it was.

[Chick McGee]

Mutual of New York.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what the song came from.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And that's. Yeah. What's his name? Who's that?

[Christy Lee]

Billy Idol?

[Chick McGee]

Tommy James in the shop.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Tommy James talks about the. Writing that song, seeing that sign. But there are many words that we would spell wrong because of products out there. A good point, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even know.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, this is. This may be useful for you.

[Christy Lee]

Coco Krispies made great chocolate milk. Oh, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The leftover milk there was good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You could just.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now somebody's gonna email us. You ever have strawberry milk at Coco Krispies? It's unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you tilt the bowl?

[Chick McGee]

I eat my own quack.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you tilt the bowl into your mouth or did you spoon up the. I tilted the bowl after you.

[Christy Lee]

I drank the bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

She didn't have an owl.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody is sitting in the trailer court worried about their manners. Trust me.

[Josh Arnold]

No milk left in your cereal bowl. You would use your spoon to get it all out. You wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I was a little gentleman. No, of course I picked it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. The beauty of the quick, though, is then you're forced to add more milk to get rid of the residue in the bottom. Then you even drink more.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. You run low. I'll say you. You load up more cereal, and then you need more milk, and then it goes on for three days. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now on a different topic. What? Oh, okay. This comes to us from Tim.

[Chick McGee]

Some call him Tim.

[Tom Griswold]

My friend works at the post office in. Oh, in California.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Their toilet.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for sharing.

[Tom Griswold]

Their toilets are constantly breaking. Oh, dear.

[Chick McGee]

For mail carriers.

[Tom Griswold]

He figured it out. There are footprints on the toilet seats. Some people from other cultures apparently stand on them and squat, making their transactions.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they might be getting on them and actually squatting.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now there are. I've always. China. There's just a hole in the floor, right? Yeah, that's their public.

[Josh Arnold]

A few Asian. Yeah, I saw them in Korea.

[Tom Griswold]

So that must be some kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Find that. Hard to believe that that's happening.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what he says.

[Chick McGee]

Although squatting is squatty. Potty. That's supposed to be the best way to get out of your body.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Footprints on the seat. It's not a big song.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, it's a. It's. My mother had that in her kitchen. It was only saw two. That's when I carried you. You know the footprints on the shelves.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a letter over there, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

I might have, pal. Hello, Bob and Tom show. I'm an old guy, all right. I'm probably among the few that understand most of Tom's references. I'm a big fan of both the Allman Brothers and Little Feet. But this morning, yesterday morning, Tom totally lost me with his Wells Fargo moment and acts. Exactly. How the hell old is Tom anyway? Was there a time in his life when he eagerly awaited the arrival of a stagecoach? My grandparents, born in the 9 1890s, were still alive. They never made a comment like that I was making up from Arroyo Grande, California.

[Tom Griswold]

You. Well, thank you. I was making the point that the. Were you though the stage play which on Broadway, which featured our new best friend, Hugh Jackman, they did a.

[Josh Arnold]

Of the Music Man.

[Tom Griswold]

The Music man, yeah. And there's a great scene where they're waiting for the Wells Fargo wagon and I just. I had a Wells Fargo moment waiting for the arrival. It's kind of a fun thing that.

[Christy Lee]

We'Re still Shine kit come.

[Tom Griswold]

My shoeshine kit did come yesterday. And you didn't bring it in? No, I didn't bring it in.

[Christy Lee]

Did you shine?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't have time to, but I'm going to this weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Are you for sure? Because you never did do your laces.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I never had time. I'll try to get to those.

[Chick McGee]

And you do have a tool that's required for those. Those boots that you tighten the laces down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I did get that.

[Josh Arnold]

Here comes old boots.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good. You ever watch like a hockey player get their laces? Don't they have that little tool. They have a key shaped key thing. Yeah, I've got one of those. But yeah, I was just saying boots.

[Christy Lee]

Zip up on the side.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Be slipped to tight them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Because, you know, never know when you might have to skate ski third in the upcoming Olympics.

[Tom Griswold]

My point, you're missing the larger point.

[Chick McGee]

Here, which is missing any your points. Except the one your hat's hiding can tell you that I'm missing my bed.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, don't you ever order something and you have that? You. You kind of can't wait for it to come? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You look forward to things.

[Tom Griswold]

I call those a Wells Fargo moment. We still have them in our culture, probably more.

[Chick McGee]

No one calls it a Wells Fargo.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because they haven't put the analogy together that defines contemporary culture. As I have.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of words.

[Chick McGee]

I'm scared that there's a part of you that believes what you just said. I'm really.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me all talk to you. Have this ever happened to you? You're on vacation.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And you lose your traveler's check. What will you do? I'm Carl. Mold. Oh, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

You're on vacation and you. You can't wait to get home. And you're thinking, oh, boy, I can't wait to get to my sleep number bed. I can't wait to see my dogs again. And I wonder if that package came because that's how kind of I was getting back from vacation. I had ordered several things.

[Chick McGee]

We need to come up with a better term than the Wells Fargo moment.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, we don't.

[Chick McGee]

Like a Christmas, Christmas, Christmas morning.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just gonna let him have that. I mean, there's no, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, but see, it involves the much larger.

[Chick McGee]

No, you're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Not in our culture today, there is so much that comes from Amazon, much more so than in the past. So we have kind of gone back in time to a time when you would look forward to something the way Opie Ron Howard looked forward to it in the movie because the Wells Fargo wagon was bringing his trumpet. It's about the anticipation of something.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But I never wonder if my packages arrive because I get messages saying that they have a picture of where it is.

[Chick McGee]

I have, as you would say, Tom, I'll speak your language. I have a tradesman coming to the compound today, and I have got nine texts and two emails wanting to confirm And I'll be there. And. Yeah, there's no. It's all taken care of. You know where your package is or any sort of appointment with within two feet on the face of the earth. What are you anticipating?

[Tom Griswold]

So they're ruining the Wells Fargo moment for you?

[Chick McGee]

It's not a Wells Fargo moment. The Wells Fargo moment I would like to see is. I'm gonna say six horses pulling a stagecoach running over your body. Wells Fargo by carrying your body. That's the moat. Yakima Knut. Laughing. If you get that, you can kiss my ass.

[Tom Griswold]

This is an interesting letter. I'm gonna do this in quiz form, okay? And I'm hoping to pronounce this correctly. Good morning, my favorite. Sesquipedalian radio personalities. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody did some.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never said that word out loud, but I do know what it means.

[Josh Arnold]

What does it mean?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it means 50 year old. I think it means. I think it means using big words in a kind of ostentatious way.

[Josh Arnold]

And I love when a word is ostentatious and it means, yeah, show, show, offy.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's especially funny when people.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is especially funny or long.

[Tom Griswold]

It's especially funny when someone's doing that and they're using the words incorrectly. That's one of my favorite things. See that in the news all the time. We got some jackass pontificating and using all these words incorrectly. In any event, this is from Houston in Lexington, Kentucky.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Not to confuse.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. What?

[Tom Griswold]

The person's name is Houston, spelled like John Houston without the O.

[Chick McGee]

And he lives in Lexington.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You got that? He goes. Thank you for your recent coverage on otters. We were talking about otters. What were you laughing about?

[Chick McGee]

I defy anyone to go up a friend of theirs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I listen to Bob and Tom show. I really enjoy it. What are you talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

What did we talk about?

[Tom Griswold]

We had several sweet stories about otters and they made for life and hold.

[Chick McGee]

Hands so they don't float apart and stuff like that.

[Pat Godwin]

They're one of the few.

[Tom Griswold]

They're one of the few creatures they think actually do things just for fun. They'll show otters going up and down waterfalls and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Well, don't they eat each other, too? Aren't they cannibals? Cannibalistic?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's what they do for fun. Hey, let's eat. Larry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They're asking the otters not to eat each other.

[Tom Griswold]

Houston, I apologize for the chat.

[Chick McGee]

Eat only the male.

[Christy Lee]

What does Houston say? About otters.

[Tom Griswold]

He says, did you know, and I did not know this. A group of otters is referred to as a raft of otters. Yes. But when they're on land, they're known as a romp of otters.

[Josh Arnold]

Fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's confusing.

[Christy Lee]

That's cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And that's sweet. Now, what is a pod, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

A whale.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? What is a lot of dolphins? What's a swarm?

[Christy Lee]

Swarm.

[Tom Griswold]

That's easy.

[Christy Lee]

A beast.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Are we gonna do this again?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love these. My favorite, though. My favorite is a parliament. A parliament of bass players. A parliament of owls, owls, flamboyance.

[Christy Lee]

Flamingos.

[Tom Griswold]

Flamboyance is a hairdressers or flamingos Again.

[Chick McGee]

Making. Making new friends.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Lord, it's a joke now.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know about this one. I've never seen this before. Geese, anybody?

[Christy Lee]

Flock.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what I would have thought. A. It's either a gaggle, which I. That's when they're on the ground. This is the same distinction.

[Josh Arnold]

Gaggle is ground.

[Tom Griswold]

And then is it skiing or skein? S K E I N. I've always said skein.

[Chick McGee]

That's a molt of cloth. Maybe so.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Yeah, I did not know there was a distinction. Was it just for fun?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then what is it? A Johnstown of. Oh, no, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

That's Jonestown.

[Tom Griswold]

Jonestown. Jonestown of. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Check your next letter, please.

[Chick McGee]

Jonestown of lemonade stands. Dear Bob at Top show, thank you for almost killing me, Josh. Oh, what happened yesterday? As I just finished work, I got in my van and started driving home. Turned on the Bob and Tom podcast. In the first segment, Tom starts like he does, going on and on about some shoeshine kit and how he ordered one. I got it, had no clue on which brand and he ordered, as I'm sure many others do this. I started shaking my head in the van, smirking and thinking, there goes Mr. Magoo again. As I was driving 65 miles per hour down a two lane road, Josh, you come in and quote, is there a chance, Tom, you just went to Google, typed in shoeshine kit, got up and said, well, it's on its way. I busted out laughing so hard, trying to breathe because it was very funny. Half of my van was in the grass. At about 2 to drive myself into the ditch. I was able to catch myself though. Thanks, Josh. Keep up the great work.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

That's from Cap K A P. K A P Cap.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll be glad to know that my shoeshine kit has come. I. I will do my shoes this week.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

That's something I really enjoy. Don't you like doing small tasks?

[Christy Lee]

How many shoes do you have to shine?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, many.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, would you say 10? 10 pair? A dozen pair?

[Christy Lee]

Seriously, I've got three same pairs of shoes all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got three of them. They're identical. More or less.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you do that like you find a shirt you like and you buy 12 of them.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't think I've ever bought 12. I've bought two, but I've never bought 12. Yeah, I bought maybe and two seems excessive.

[Christy Lee]

Shirt, different colors.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? Maybe I'll count my. My black work shirts. My black dickies work shirts. I bet it's 20.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

See?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it makes your life easier.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's 20 long sleeve and I'm going to say 10 short sleeve.

[Tom Griswold]

So now do you have more than one type of underwear?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're all only like two pair match. Like they're the exact same. Because I bought five packs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And there was like the same color in each pack.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, I noticed my underwear this morning. Made in Bangladesh.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting. Is that, is that.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell is going on there?

[Josh Arnold]

Is there a special wool or.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's. It's Harrison Nylonish. Nylon. Ish.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Harrison. I heard you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Bangladesh.

[Tom Griswold]

The only underwear that has a movie and a soundtrack named after it. There was a starvation thing. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

You know the emails from our listeners brought to you by Hyundai, the all new Hyundai Palisade. It's the hybrid. Christy loves her Hyundai. Yeah, I do learn how it's so much more than just another SUV@Hyundai USA.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Range 600 miles plus.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is really awesome. Well, thank you very much. When we come back, more letters. We certainly appreciate your mail, Bob and [e-mail] and give me the teaser in sports, please.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we had the the one semifinal. We got another one tonight. But Last night, Miami 31, 27 winners over Ole Miss. Carson Beck, the hero scrambled for a three yard touchdown with 18 seconds left for the go ahead score. He also threw for 268 yards, two touchdowns.

[Christy Lee]

What was the point spread on that?

[Chick McGee]

Well, Tom and I were talking about that it was Miami -3 and a half. Final score Miami 31, Mississippi 27. So I hope you had Miami to cover. If you thought Mississippi, as I did, was going to keep it close, how.

[Christy Lee]

Do they know that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

It takes place much too often for it to be an accident.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a couple numbers for you, courtesy of HomeServe. I want to say, hey, thanks, homeserve, for sponsoring the Bob and Tom Show. I'll get to those numbers in just a second. But if you got a house, you own your home, you know, there's always a little something going on. No matter, no matter what, one day the phone will ring, hey, you got water in the basement or whatever it might be. And this is where Homeserve comes in. You may have home insurance, but it doesn't cover a lot of the day to day stuff. Some of the stuff that starts out small and could get very big very quickly. Ever had a water leak upstairs? That's the sort of thing you go, oh, well, you want to be able to access a repair person very quickly. Ergo, you want to get homeserve. Homeserve is like a subscription for your house. For as little as $4.99 a month, they've got your back. So when those repairs hit you hard. And I've had a couple, a couple of these real quick ones where you get the phone call, hey, did you know that the septic system that used to be in your house and was unhooked suddenly hooked itself back up and is dumping water in your basement? Yeah, that happened to me. Well, a Homeserve can help you out with stuff like that because they can get somebody there quickly. So they've got some 4.5 million customers. And check this out. Here's that first number. I want to give you 4.8 out of 5 post repair rating. How about this one? This is a letter. It's a letter plus a bonus A plus rating from the Better Business Bureau. So if you've had to deal with one of those busted water pipes or electrical issue or an H vac issue, you know what I'm talking about, you might want a little bit of assistance. Check out all the details by going to homeserve.com and find a plan that's right for you. Once again, they start at just $4.99 a month. HomeServe isn't available everywhere. See if you qualify. Most plans, like I said, start about $4.99 a month and run up to about $11.99 a month for that first year. Terms of plan, covered repairs. Get all the details. See if it's for you by going to homeserve.com coming up, more of your letters. Coming up. A pretty cool World record. And what is the most popular sport in the United States of America? And do you know what this is, Anybody? A wook.

[Josh Arnold]

Spelled out W O, O K. W.

[Tom Griswold]

O, O, K. What is a Wookiee? No idea.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. One of the parents of the wookies.

[Tom Griswold]

It's actually. They think it's a slang term.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And they think it may have an origin in Star Wars. It involves jam bands and a forthcoming television show. And we'll be finding out what a wook is.

[Chick McGee]

Jam bands, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. On today's program. Perfect. Are you out?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're out. Okay, good.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Have fun.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Oh, my eyes feel hot. I think I'm. I might be coming down with something.

[Pat Godwin]

You already had something.

[Chick McGee]

When did I have some.

[Josh Arnold]

Whole week.

[Chick McGee]

I was on vacation.

[Pat Godwin]

Glad you're feeling better.

[Christy Lee]

Your eyes are hot.

[Chick McGee]

My eyes are hot. Don't your eyes get hot when you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sometimes it happens.

[Chick McGee]

A fever?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I've ever noticed.

[Chick McGee]

That's Christy talking. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Get your asses out, too, huh, honey?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was.

[Chick McGee]

Tom can talk to the ladies. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Denied.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby, speaking of the ladies. He's got that beard going. I'm Chick. And here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, the beard we've got several votes for, and I'm voting against.

[Josh Arnold]

We put a picture of Eddie and Ace up. The comments from the ladies will be.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's do it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right, you can go.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy has already said something about an Eiffel Tower.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

Many comments.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're talking about how you want to go to Paris again.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Get your mind out of the gutter, lady.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now, coming up, we're gonna learn what. What a walk is. W O O K. And there's a new thing coming out about romance in the world of wooks.

[Chick McGee]

It's not got anything to do with Elmer Fudd's library.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I have many, many Wooks.

[Tom Griswold]

It involves what is termed to some degree, the hippie music scene. But we'll get to that coming up.

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter. There's.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a hippie music scene?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently that's how it's described in this article about Wooks and this new show coming jam bands.

[Chick McGee]

I should have known better.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Christy, this is from Julia in Gulf Shores, Alabama. Lovely place.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I was putting on my socks and tennis shoes this morning. This was yesterday. And decided to see if I could put on my socks while standing.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Then I started laughing and almost fell over imagining just how many people across the world have been attempting this trick over the past couple of days. Thanks to you all, there's going to be an influx of lawsuits against the Bob and Tom show due to broken arms and hips.

[Tom Griswold]

I always put my socks on. I don't understand you guys. You sit down to put your socks.

[Pat Godwin]

On the edge of the bed.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

I would like to see you do it.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's. I think it doesn't. We wouldn't even notice. It would. It looks like there's zero effort.

[Christy Lee]

Are you think. Do you think.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's been doing it like his whole life.

[Tom Griswold]

I always do that. I don't understand.

[Chick McGee]

Evidently he's got his poor son doing it, which is the sad part. It's the children. Willie said he did it that way.

[Christy Lee]

You stand there and raise your foot up and put your sock on.

[Josh Arnold]

But we also have to remember his socks are loose and open. He cuts the tops.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of even with these socks. I didn't cut. And I can still.

[Chick McGee]

Even with your talon like feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You can balance yourself on a telephone line.

[Tom Griswold]

I do have to kind of crimp the feet a little bit to get him in there because of the talents. Now we have to get back to our letters. Then we'll get to sports. We do have some breaking sports news. I understand.

[Pat Godwin]

By the way, can I just thank you for the chicken pot pie. Your Christmas gift was phenomenal. And I cooked it last night for my son.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me walk you through this, okay?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please.

[Pat Godwin]

You have to preheat the oven, Christie, to 400 degrees when it's ready.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I know. These are frozen pot pies. Don't thaw.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't thaw them.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a local place. They made their handmade. They're great.

[Chick McGee]

They weigh about nine pounds.

[Pat Godwin]

Then you put it in for an hour to maybe 90 minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Check it.

[Tom Griswold]

Check it.

[Pat Godwin]

Skip the egg wash.

[Josh Arnold]

Last time I skipped the egg wash, too, and it was fine.

[Christy Lee]

Knows how to do the egg wash.

[Pat Godwin]

The egg wash and then no difference.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but the egg wash is part of the. The journey.

[Willie Griswold]

I didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't have milk.

[Christy Lee]

It's still got brown. On top.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And, Tom, this is for you to make your. Get your son to eat it and make him eat it. You take out the mushrooms. Because four years ago, he said he didn't like the mushrooms, and he didn't even try it when he loved it last night.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'll tell you what. When I was a kid, I would pick all of the mushrooms out of my mother's tuna noodle casserole.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that couldn't have been easy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. They were little. And because she would make it with Campbell's cream of mushrooms, Right?

[Christy Lee]

And they're little chunks. So small, tiny, like an eraser.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I. This may. This. I don't. I can't believe I'm telling you this. I used. They looked like boogers to me. So, I mean, that's. That was my logic, being a little kid. So I would remove them all. Little did I know, later on in life, I would realize mushrooms, one of the greatest foods of all time.

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna say, if you like them now, look like boogers.

[Josh Arnold]

What were you, a coal miner?

[Chick McGee]

Like a dark gray, circular. Circular black lung?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm just telling you. That's exactly the truth.

[Christy Lee]

You must have spent an hour trying to get all those mushrooms out.

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm surprised you eat outside.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't you surprised mommy didn't do it for him?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Took all the mushrooms out for Prince Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What the hell's wrong with her?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Get off your ass, lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Those are. Those. Those pot pies are the best.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

And now. Did you. How long did you have it? Cool. Because that's the trick to those things. They. Because they're. They're. They're magma level.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Honestly, not that long. It was.

[Josh Arnold]

Those. Cool. Way better than the.

[Pat Godwin]

You think they.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they do. They go way better than the actual smaller ones.

[Josh Arnold]

They're a reasonable.

[Pat Godwin]

They're very reasonable. I'm surprised.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you can. You can put the leftovers away. And they're. They heat up the next day, and.

[Pat Godwin]

There were no leftovers, thanks to you. They're delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

You ate the whole thing? Ate the whole thing.

[Christy Lee]

Me and Jimmy. Not him.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no. I didn't eat it. He ate what?

[Josh Arnold]

He ate an entire.

[Tom Griswold]

One of those things are huge.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really something.

[Chick McGee]

This joke's just for the room. Now, what did he do? Mike, what happened? Your son ate this whole. Pop. The whole pot pie that we got. Yeah, he ate that whole pot pie.

[Pat Godwin]

One sitting.

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Because I starved him for three days.

[Chick McGee]

Well, was that last night?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

You know how hot the inside of a Popeye is? I have the scars on my leg to prove it.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Those things were scalding hot.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom would make them be like, well, I guess we're eating these tomorrow morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's a waiting period.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's hard to wait because they smell so great. Now, what were you saying yesterday? We were talking about the fact that scientifically they've proven that spaghetti, when you mix it together the next day, it's better the next day if you put it in the refrigerator with the sauce and the pasta together somehow. There's some chemical thing that it's better.

[Christy Lee]

It's actually the sauce. It's not the pasta itself, it's the sauce. Because the tomato and the acid.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, good to know. Now, well, this all leads to something. We had a news story earlier this week. A woman has collected recipes that appear on gravestones of all things, and Ms. Hooker has prepared one of them. There's a book out about all these recipes that, you know, people wanted them posted on a gravestone, so she's made one of them. We can look forward to that today.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

We're having. Yeah. Would you have the name of that book, Christy?

[Pat Godwin]

To Die For.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

To die for. Yeah. And she has prepared one called Grandma's Spaghetti Chicken Casserole.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds like a mess.

[Tom Griswold]

It's from Grandma Karen Nelson of Racine, Wisconsin. Oh, yeah, we're gonna be trying it today.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's 90% cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. Also coming up, we have some sporting news. Big game last night, of course, and more. We'll give you the details when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

And you'll see what I'm talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold is on board.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, what's going on, guys?

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Pick Sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

They say you miss little, you miss a lot, right?

[Christy Lee]

Well, who miss a little?

[Josh Arnold]

You miss a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

You missed that first hour. Willie G's here with us. Willie, you missed Pat talking About getting his cargo pants in a. What is it? A Viagra. And that's a while ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You had a.

[Christy Lee]

You really didn't miss anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Some erection time.

[Tom Griswold]

No wonder where you say no wonder where. Back then. Had to be pretty awkward. Did you have to run any errands?

[Josh Arnold]

I did.

[Pat Godwin]

It was a whole day of it.

[Christy Lee]

What'd you do? Did you put your hands in front of you?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I was. It was embarrassing, to be honest with you. Yeah, I actually had a lunch date, which kind of prompted the whole attraction going on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

It really triggers quite a turgid response.

[Christy Lee]

You took it before your lunch date.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know what I was thinking. Someone else took one also. I don't know why I'm just throwing myself under the bus.

[Chick McGee]

Someone else took. This was.

[Tom Griswold]

This was when you were young.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Eiffel Tower.

[Tom Griswold]

You were a younger man and someone gave you one of these.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the one who was in charge of kind of the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the technology.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I know. You're talking. Yeah. He didn't give me one.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he did give you one. And you acted like it was a hot turd. You threw it right back. We were all there. I don't need that.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, take a fun pill.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, give it a shot.

[Josh Arnold]

I took one when I probably didn't need to, just to see. But for me, nothing happened until I was actually talking to the doctor and he was doing. He was a handsome doctor.

[Tom Griswold]

Testicular.

[Josh Arnold]

I learned a lot that day.

[Tom Griswold]

So what? I'm sorry, what happened? I interrupted. What happened?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it was. I was gonna hook up with this girl for the first time and it was kind of a planned thing, paid for and it was a.

[Willie Griswold]

Also, you said paid for. Like the end of a political conversion. It's a transaction, my friends.

[Josh Arnold]

Johnson.

[Willie Griswold]

Johnson.

[Josh Arnold]

And I was nervous and he gave me one of his. And boy, it worked. But it took actual stimulation. For me, it didn't just happen.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

But I imagine cargo shorts with no underwear stimulates.

[Pat Godwin]

It was embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you please title your new album Cargo shirts and no underwear did you get.

[Josh Arnold]

I also had the worst headache of my life.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I didn't have that. No.

[Tom Griswold]

During or before or after all I've heard.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it was. It's like, oh, we gotta fill every head with blood.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Willie Griswold]

Did you care about the headache?

[Josh Arnold]

I hated it.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

As I understand what the men's fallopian tube fill up and then.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My CERVIX lobby of menorah.

[Christy Lee]

Not lobbying.

[Tom Griswold]

No. If it's a big one, it's called a lobby. There's the majora, then there's the menorah for those of the Jewish faith. Now, let's like that whole little bit.

[Chick McGee]

I like so much.

[Willie Griswold]

And it was so dumb.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Willie Griswold]

It was so dumb, it's not even offensive. You know who.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't get offended.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there'll be people offended.

[Josh Arnold]

At least that's my hope.

[Tom Griswold]

Because now, yesterday, you guys were tearing me apart because I mentioned that your four bathrooms. No, no, it was the dishwasher problem. As you know, I have four bathrooms.

[Chick McGee]

In the kitchen with it.

[Tom Griswold]

I've worked, worked hard all my life, and I've built myself a nice house. And I have. I have. I have two dishwashers in my kitchen.

[Pat Godwin]

Their names are.

[Tom Griswold]

Felipe and Fernando, but Felipe spells it Ph, so it's confusing.

[Chick McGee]

It's Fernando.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's actually, in my regular house, there's a third dishwasher that hasn't worked since July.

[Christy Lee]

Hell's been your regular house.

[Willie Griswold]

Not the pool.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a pool. I have a swimming pool now. And there's a pool. Little hut next to the swimming pool.

[Chick McGee]

Cato living in the pool house.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a dishwasher in there. That one works just fine in any event.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but I bet it's a comedian. We know. How many comedians have called you and said, hey, I heard you have a pool.

[Christy Lee]

Is there a bed in there?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Edwin McCain has been there all week.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, I got eight more months on my lease in Chicago. If it doesn't go well, I'm moving in the pool.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why you.

[Pat Godwin]

Why wouldn't you just go there?

[Willie Griswold]

Lack of invitation.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I deliberately. There's no bedroom.

[Josh Arnold]

He never invited me to be sitting here. I just showed up one day.

[Chick McGee]

You got that, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard you guys talking about Tom having four dishwashers. Initially, I thought he was speaking of four human beings. And when he said one was broke, I was thinking, well, maybe they should pay him more. My mother was very particular growing up. She would run the dish. And I mentioned that I don't like to leave any dishes dirty at any time. I like to. So I'll put, you know, six dishes in the dishwasher and run it overnight. Just. Oh, I just. It's just the thing I have.

[Christy Lee]

You're killing the environment.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good.

[Chick McGee]

I paid for the environment.

[Tom Griswold]

I bought that water. I bought the soap. My mother with this. This Is from swb. I. I would. She would run the dishwasher with just two forks in it, by the way, after taking the trash out for dinner, nothing else could be thrown in the trash can until the next morning. I like this idea. Any trash produced in the meantime was put in a Kroger bag and taken outside.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, there's some OCD there, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You think?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not real clear on what's going on, but I don't want you to explain.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's say you take your trash out at 5pm, right? You will not throw any trash in that can until the next day inside. If you make more trash, you'll put.

[Christy Lee]

It in another bag and take it down.

[Chick McGee]

Why wouldn't you put it in your trash can?

[Josh Arnold]

That's how she was ocd.

[Christy Lee]

She doesn't want it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want this. I don't want the smell of garbage. Yes, I'll take. I'll take it out.

[Chick McGee]

And so your trash can is always empty?

[Tom Griswold]

Ideally. Unless it's just paper stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you empty your trash can before the bag is full?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely. Oh, I've got an interim trash can in the garage before you get to the real trash can cans. And then my former trash cans have been in my lawn since Thanksgiving. Congratulations to the Republic company that's left them in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, their politics have nothing to do with my.

[Tom Griswold]

My neighborhood is covered in trash cans.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now apparently they're not picking up recycling either because ours have been sitting out there all week.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm find out the president of the company and have my trash cans taken over to his front yard. By the way, we got new placements.

[Josh Arnold]

Mess with the trash people. Have you seen the Sopranos?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen my neighborhood?

[Josh Arnold]

Of course not. I don't have the key.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right. I put you your photographs on a little chart. Of course you haven't seen it. My mother got new placemats and a new tablecloth recently.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this the same?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. We went over there to eat. This is great. This is so funny. She put the new tablecloth on and then covered it with a sheet so it wouldn't get dirty.

[Jessica Hooker]

Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this? That's lunacy. I'm not that insane. Oh, that's great. Well, thank you for the letter. We always appreciate it. Time to check in with Chick McGee at the sports.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, one semifinal college football playoff. Last night the Miami Hurricanes beat Ole Miss 3127. Carson Beck scrambled for a three yard touchdown with 18 seconds left. Man, for the go ahead score. He threw 268 yards, two touchdowns. One pick, Trinidad Shambliss put Ole Miss ahead with a 2424 yard touchdown pass to Daquan right with 313 left. This was an all timer game last night, kids. Once again, Miami 31, Mississippi 27. And yes, the spread was Miami minus.

[Tom Griswold]

Three and a half.

[Chick McGee]

So I hope he had Miami.

[Christy Lee]

And now they have home field advantage.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. And they will be playing at home since first time since November 15th they've been on the road and then they went on the road with the playoffs, so.

[Josh Arnold]

But the Winter Classic was my in Miami this year. You know they built an ice rink.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, outdoors in the baseball stadium.

[Chick McGee]

The Panthers or somebody play or. I'm not sure. I didn't see it was going to be.

[Josh Arnold]

They keep it cold, I guess they have things I kind of. Under the ice and. Yeah, it was maybe 60.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they have a good crowd?

[Josh Arnold]

They did have a good crowd. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. That's an interesting stunt. They've been doing that for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, yeah, the Winter Classic school. But they lost a lot of Freon.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be a ton of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Freon or whatever they use now.

[Josh Arnold]

Huron or fluorocarbons.

[Chick McGee]

Krypton or.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, Kryptonite, you idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, this is krypton. It's a mixture of krypton and pure protons.

[Chick McGee]

I'd explain it to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Freons out, right and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a black market for it? I know a guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know a free answer.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think you actually know anybody on the black market. But you want somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

I bought those black market toilets a few years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Don't believe you. College football.

[Christy Lee]

You still have them?

[Tom Griswold]

They're at the old house.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you didn't move them when you moved?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that, Willie? What do I have at our old house? Those toilets were all black. Markup from a guy in Canada. They shipped them down.

[Willie Griswold]

You can't admit to crimes on this show.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't own the house anymore.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what the statute. The statute of limitation for. Well, they're legal toilets. Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

They're the ones that have a huge tank that. A lot of water.

[Christy Lee]

He's killing the environment.

[Tom Griswold]

I paid for that water. Actually, it was well water. So we're all good. I'm sorry. What else is coming up?

[Chick McGee]

The other semifinal tonight. Indiana and Oregon and we'll see what goes on what happens? Because you know who will be a quarterback for Indiana. That's right. This is gonna catch on.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I hate that song.

[Christy Lee]

What's the line on that?

[Chick McGee]

Game three. Indiana minus three. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's too close.

[Tom Griswold]

Should be a great game.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it's gonna be 31, 28 Indiana. I don't know how they know.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, as long as it's that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I want to say we've got a solution for that issue at work.

[Chick McGee]

Solution?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm talking about Java House, the official, by the way, beverage service of the Bob and Tom Show. This portion of the Bob and Tom show is sponsored by Java House. The heart of every business, of course, is the coffee room, the break room, the canteen, if you will. Does anyone call it that anymore?

[Willie Griswold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. The cafeteria, the break room, and the break room can be revolutionized with the presence of Java House. You don't have to have people lining up to get one cup of coffee at a time from that little machine. No, Java House, you just peel and pour. It's a revolution in coffee. And it's not just coffee. It's coffee, tea, hydration drinks, energy drinks, exotic drinks like espresso, etc. Etc. Get the details by going to javahouse.com for your break room or for your house. And by the way, weekend secret from Java House. These little pods are just delightful when poured over vanilla ice cream or to.

[Christy Lee]

Make an espresso martini.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Thank you very much, Christy. Adding a little bit of booze.

[Chick McGee]

Get the program.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Java House. It's what your break room needs. A whole variety of easy peel and pour pods. Like I said, you don't put them in a machine. You just peel the top off, pour them in either hot water or cold water, whatever you're into. Or in Christie's case, grain alcohol. The best part, we have to come up with a name for that.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you were going to say we have to have one of you to be in a actual alcoholic. We need that. We need it for the show. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a shame. We used to have a couple. Now they're gone. Get your break room sorted out with our friends at Java house. Go to Javahouse.com and see what I'm talking about coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

And you're mad that the alcoholics are gone. You. Weren't you one of the people setting up the chairs?

[Tom Griswold]

Good point.

[Chick McGee]

He said several things at the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

Time well. And oh. Coming up, interesting news from the world of the wook.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what a wook Is Willie.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what a wook is?

[Josh Arnold]

We're all too old. We don't.

[Willie Griswold]

I went to Boulder. I know a lot of wooks.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, we got. There's a. It's in fact out of Colorado, a TV show about wooks is coming. It's a terrific idea. It's a really smart idea. A dating show for wooks. We'll get to what that's all about. Just around the corner from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold is here.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks Chickster. Get the number one gift for Valentine's Day. A 24 karat gold dipped rose from Steven Singer jewelers. It's a real rose dipped in real gold gold and guaranteed to last a lifetime. I hate stevensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

There'S Ace Cosby. Got that beer going. It's rocking. Ladies love Ace cosby. Ladies love A.C. i'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. Did you ever go by A.C. yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you did. I just. It was always Ace.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever go by your real name? Ferdinand Lipshitz?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, because that last name, your surname could be.

[Chick McGee]

When I do country race.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you said Ferdinand, not Fernando. My mistake.

[Tom Griswold]

Fernando. Okay, Chick McGee at the sports desk. What's happening over there?

[Chick McGee]

Buffalo Bills fans will soon get chance to own a piece of high mark stadium where the Bills play. Including the bathroom, urinal troughs. Sports memorabilia company Collective Exchange has partnered with Erie county to remove and sell just about everything from the old stadium before it gets demolished. Also up for sale. Oh, I would love to have those.

[Tom Griswold]

You know who's going to have if they auction those?

[Chick McGee]

I couldn't say no. I only gave me a 10,000.

[Tom Griswold]

They'll go for top dollar. Can you imagine how cool that would be?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. Section signs pieces.

[Tom Griswold]

From a stadium. Absolutely. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

These are the troughs so you can make a nice raised flower bed. Christie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's.

[Willie Griswold]

It's awesome. I would want that for sure.

[Christy Lee]

What makes it. It doesn't have Buffalo Bills on the urinal.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't matter. It's the. I. For example, I have a. A chair. If you saw it, you'd say so what? But it's from Juliet's restaurant.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm saying, so what with you just.

[Tom Griswold]

Talking about in Harbor Springs, Michigan, which is no longer.

[Chick McGee]

We all agree. So what's the thing?

[Josh Arnold]

But if I thought we had to see it the same.

[Tom Griswold]

If I were talking to one of my chair from jewelers. If I were talking to one of my. One of my sailing buddies from. You know, those that have journeyed across little Travers base. This chair is from Juliettes. They sit in and go, oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't have been that great of a chair.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish I could drink a Thundercloud.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, Juliettes does rule. They had a sandwich called the Big J Club. Oh, one time my brother accidentally asked for the BJ Club. We made fun of him for years going to that restaurant. Oh, you want the BJ Club again, good time.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'm saying, Chris? Has a meaning.

[Christy Lee]

Sure, I. I know that's what you.

[Chick McGee]

The things you hold dear.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm just saying. I'm just trying to make. This is analogous to me in the jewelert's chair.

[Christy Lee]

Where is that chair?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it happens to be in my basement right now because there's been a dispute. Not the greatest.

[Christy Lee]

How did I know?

[Pat Godwin]

Even your partner says something about your life.

[Chick McGee]

You know, one of these mornings, she's not going to come in here and yell at you. She's going to come in and yell at Christie. If you listen closely.

[Tom Griswold]

The point is. I'm just saying, kid me. The urinals from that stadium, if I assume it'll be an auction, they'll go very high. Can you imagine, Willie, if. There they are.

[Chick McGee]

Look at those magnificent.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just say. Let's just say if Wrigley Field sold those troughs, you know, some restaurant would pay top dollar to have them for, and they would turn them into whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I told you. See a nice raised flower.

[Christy Lee]

Just a white urinal.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, even if it wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

No matter how many times I said.

[Tom Griswold]

Ceramic people would want that.

[Chick McGee]

No matter how many times, first of.

[Christy Lee]

All, I didn't believe you.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine?

[Josh Arnold]

Why would you.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be the perfect way to make a proper frat house daiquiri. Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know what? It's not a bad cooler. They'll fill it with ice.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. That's a good idea.

[Josh Arnold]

But making a.

[Christy Lee]

Would you hang that inside or outside? Would you put it on the outside?

[Pat Godwin]

Depends if you're married or not.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. The guy that's gonna buy the urinals is single, believe me. But that'd be great for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's not underestimate the female Buffalo Bills fan.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's like. There are some married couples out there.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be. What a great gift that would be. A giant urinal with a bow on it at Christmas.

[Josh Arnold]

Now she.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Fred, here's your. What you've always wanted, But.

[Josh Arnold]

So they're going to sell everything, though?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they'll sell the seats. And you'd. Would you buy the seats from rfk?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know where they went. The stadiums has been raised, which is odd. It's flat now, but. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do they say that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't know. And they're selling.

[Tom Griswold]

They'll be selling chunks of the field. All this stuff is.

[Chick McGee]

I thought I had a line on a couple seats last year, but didn't come.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't happen.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of mine is. A friend of mine has a certain basketball court. They cut it up into squares and put it in frames.

[Christy Lee]

And I have part of my high school basketball.

[Tom Griswold]

See? There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what this is all about. I think it's. It's a cool thing. So good luck to Buffalo fans. When is the new stadium supposed to be done?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. 30, I think. 20. 30, 20, 29. Somewhere around there.

[Tom Griswold]

So then the sale's not going to be for a while then, I gather?

[Chick McGee]

The what?

[Tom Griswold]

The sale of all this stuff. They're not selling it, like, next week?

[Josh Arnold]

They may, but you may not get it for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's nowhere to pee, Lloyd. They sold the urinals.

[Chick McGee]

And what happened to the urinal? You sold them, sir?

[Tom Griswold]

Big, big money. I have a urinal at my house. Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

That's because you're insane.

[Tom Griswold]

Urinal at my son Sam's house in the garage?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

That outdoor URL's awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

And it does flush. It doesn't know.

[Willie Griswold]

It's not operable right now. But there's like a garage.

[Josh Arnold]

It's meant to flush, though.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, but it's outside the garage. You can be hanging out.

[Chick McGee]

Is there an otter stuck in it or something?

[Tom Griswold]

I know I could have it. I just had the water turned off.

[Josh Arnold]

But I got you.

[Tom Griswold]

It used to work.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh. So when the kids were outside playing, they could just run into the garage and pee?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are you teaching Sam? You turned his water off.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

Just for the earl.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

We would mainly just pee outside, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I was going to say a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Of bushes eps outside. Now we got nine toilets.

[Willie Griswold]

It's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Is there a urinal in your house?

[Tom Griswold]

In the master. I mean, what are they called?

[Josh Arnold]

Slave owners?

[Tom Griswold]

Slave owners?

[Chick McGee]

You know, that's a good question. How many times a day do you use that urinal?

[Tom Griswold]

All the time?

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I use it in the middle of the night.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you do.

[Tom Griswold]

That was as a. It was kind of a running joke.

[Christy Lee]

Is it one that goes in the floor or is it one that's on the wall?

[Tom Griswold]

On the wall, Ace. You've used it. And there's a picture. There's a picture of my buddy Mark right there above the urinal. As a joke. He put it there. We left it there.

[Pat Godwin]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

There it goes.

[Chick McGee]

A picture of it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my house. That's my. That's my urinal.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at that.

[Pat Godwin]

That is insane.

[Willie Griswold]

That's crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's pretty cool.

[Christy Lee]

Why does it have.

[Josh Arnold]

The picture of him is.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that mustache.

[Christy Lee]

Why is it point out.

[Chick McGee]

Magnificent.

[Pat Godwin]

What's that all about?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the. That's the. That's. So you can. You can. Christy, if you had ever used a men journal, imagine that you had a male member.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You saddle up to that thing, and that. That way it. You. Your legs straddle that. That way you get.

[Josh Arnold]

Also flashback.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's water. There's water in this. You don't get. It's. It's great idea. I recommend it to anybody building a house. Get yourself a urinal.

[Chick McGee]

Now, of course, you put carpet on the floor underneath the urinal, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh, yeah. No, There's a throw rug.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well. And notice it looks like it's in a little closet all by itself.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like that.

[Christy Lee]

So she shuts the door, doesn't she?

[Tom Griswold]

She. Yeah, you can.

[Chick McGee]

Here she goes again. We're going to have a fist fight here in the studio.

[Willie Griswold]

You can also lock it from the outside. You can lock it from the outside.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, housemade stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Why'd you allow that to happen?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, if you're not behaving, you go in there. No food, but you can go and pee whenever you want.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why. I'm starting to sweat. Anyway, A. Soccer has officially overtaken baseball as America's third favorite sport. It says here.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

According to the Economist.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they typically know what they're talking about.

[Chick McGee]

10% of US adults now identify soccer as their favorite sport, edging ahead of baseball.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't buy this.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think we can buy it. What don't you buy? Well, do you think people are lying when they say it, or do you think.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? Really measuring. If you want to measure. I think you would. The better way to measure would be retail ticket sales.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, in this case, though, this was a different type of.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not going to tell me that they're selling more tickets, but that wasn't the soccer.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of people or fans can't afford to go to a soccer game or a football game or a baseball game.

[Josh Arnold]

This is just. What is your favorite sport? That's all they asked these people.

[Willie Griswold]

This is my favorite thing, though, when we read something on this show from like a study or a survey, scientific study. And he goes, no, this isn't real.

[Tom Griswold]

Next.

[Chick McGee]

And this is especially perplexing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because he came up with the story. He's playing himself.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I. Well, I just don't believe it.

[Josh Arnold]

American.

[Chick McGee]

American football, still the most popular Sport in the U.S. it says here, with close to 40% of the population naming it as their favorite, followed by basketball and then curling. Isn't that weird?

[Josh Arnold]

So then it's soccer, and then fourth is baseball.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Basketball is 20% than baseball.

[Tom Griswold]

And highlight soccer and baseball. And fencing.

[Josh Arnold]

Hockey is after fencing.

[Christy Lee]

I could see soccer being pretty popular, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

But you're not telling me that they're selling more tickets.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's not the whole thing.

[Christy Lee]

That's not what they based it on.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they based it on.

[Josh Arnold]

That's asking somebody what your favorite sport is.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but how about asking people to pay what their favorite sport is?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a whole different thing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's reality. Money talks about when you order a.

[Josh Arnold]

Salad and the waiter brings it to you to go. This isn't meatloaf.

[Chick McGee]

I. I know he does. I know he does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

And this all just happened now because he. This is not me.

[Jessica Hooker]

Loaf.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna try this. How about that? Ready? Stupid world record.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the second? I mean, so soccer is third. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Tom. It's very popular.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's like George Harrison.

[Chick McGee]

Again with the.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Willie Griswold]

It's not Paul, it's not John. It's George.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the third.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm glad you. You understand. Your dad.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I'm trying to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Second time.

[Pat Godwin]

His names were brought up today.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

There's no. There's no payoff in that. Don't try to go with it.

[Josh Arnold]

And we don't know if that's true. People can say that George Harrison is their third favorite, but did they buy a ticket to his concert?

[Chick McGee]

No. And is that salad a meatloaf? I'll ask I put it to you, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. Anybody else? Did you ever see George live?

[Pat Godwin]

I did not.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great.

[Chick McGee]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever see.

[Chick McGee]

May I continue?

[Tom Griswold]

Paul McCartney live.

[Chick McGee]

A man from Florida has officially been named the oldest person to kite surf. Rick Bracken.

[Josh Arnold]

He used his balls.

[Chick McGee]

I call this the kite, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm standing on my balls.

[Chick McGee]

He got the time. Age 87 years, 20 days old.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for him.

[Chick McGee]

He has three kids, four grandchildren and four great grandchildren.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool. Old man's kids. Also old.

[Chick McGee]

He's also an avid diver and spear fisherman. And it says here he's never paid an income tax in his life and thinks it's unconstitutional. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's a bad at kite. Surfing is hard.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're. You gotta be. You're holding on to a big kite.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I figured I couldn't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of strength.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't get how you don't just fly to the moon. I don't get how it doesn't just take you.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have to hang. Aren't you like strapped in or.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta be strapped.

[Josh Arnold]

Strapped in.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta be. Right.

[Chick McGee]

That strength to do that. Dude.

[Tom Griswold]

No. You're holding on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

So that thing is not connected to. Around his waist as well? No, no, I. I believe it is.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I think it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, in this case.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's kind of a harness.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes. He's not just that way.

[Josh Arnold]

The kite doesn't fly away. That's the right. Like if you let go.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're okay.

[Chick McGee]

If you're kite surfing in the air and you're. Then all of a sudden you're just surfing. There's a problem if your kite's gone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I watched a bunch of guys doing this and doing it and they were hitting waves and flying in the air. It's really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

It is cool. I don't think good for him.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of upper body strength. That's for sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, look, it kind of looks like he's got his forearms 87.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at that guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's kind of wrapped around his waist.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, he's a badass.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. You just.

[Tom Griswold]

Buddy.

[Christy Lee]

You go, buddy boy.

[Josh Arnold]

You know he gets laid, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He's going to need that.

[Chick McGee]

He goes out and takes the women out to dinner and get a nice salad and a meatloaf. Ghost Commander takes them go out to watch some soccer.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you have to wear?

[Chick McGee]

George Harrison shorts.

[Tom Griswold]

A Viagra and cargo shorts.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good day.

[Chick McGee]

And then they both each eat one whole pot pie.

[Josh Arnold]

He likes to date girls in their 30s, but it's hard to get them to have dinner at 4 o'.

[Chick McGee]

Clock.

[Tom Griswold]

Or the meatloaf. It's very popular. Well, what's coming up in sports? The end. Oh, yep. Okay. All right.

[Christy Lee]

You know, he. That's how he works. The stupid world record usually is the end of sports. Have you not figured that out?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he gets those sports bulletins and weighs in later on, if I feel like it.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see they're bringing the NASA crew home? Did you see this?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

One of them sick, so they're bringing them back.

[Tom Griswold]

They're bringing. It's one Russian, Japanese fellow, I believe, and two Americans.

[Willie Griswold]

I love this joke.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean, it's a cosmonaut. I know for sure. And then, yes, two Americans, but two.

[Christy Lee]

Americans, a Japanese and a Russian.

[Chick McGee]

A Japanese fellow astronaut.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not saying which of the astronauts is having the medical issue and they're not saying what a medical issue is.

[Josh Arnold]

Space aids. Space age is running rampant up there.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, doesn't that sound like a space age? Sounds like a candy from the 60s, I think. Hi, I'm John Glenn.

[Christy Lee]

And kids are only bringing the Americans back.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they're bringing all four of them.

[Christy Lee]

NASA will bring Crew 11 astronauts back from the International Station.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, maybe NASA's only bringing the Americans.

[Christy Lee]

Back and then NASA Crew 11 alongside colleagues from space agencies in Japan and Russia.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so they're bringing all four back. And there's three of them still up. There's three other people up there in a different. Different mission.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. So they're not leaving it empty.

[Chick McGee]

Is Venezuela involved in this in any way?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We're gonna run space for a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

And then we're gonna buy the moon.

[Tom Griswold]

I swear to God.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, the medical situation did not arise from any injury.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I want any, any president at any time to come up to the podium and just say, by the way, we're gonna run space.

[Chick McGee]

I love the president press conference for the Space Force. I can't get enough of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't some countries say they own the moon a couple years ago?

[Josh Arnold]

I think they did kind of claim.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Josh Arnold]

Pakistan, like, who are you?

[Chick McGee]

But it's okay to go up and. I mean, we could. If you can get up there, you can claim places, can't you? Or have they already had the meeting for.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a good. That's A fair question. I think they. I'm not sure how that works. Split it up? Colonize the moon. Yeah, these are all fair questions.

[Christy Lee]

It's the first time ever that this has happened.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Yeah, the NASA has always had a protocol what to do if they have to bring somebody back. But it's never happened before. My question is this, is it correct? Maybe Jason knows this. He's our space guy.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do astronauts sometimes volunteer to have an appendectomy before they go up?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, just so their appendix doesn't end up.

[Tom Griswold]

Just in case. Is that a thing? Yeah, and then I'd heard that also sometimes they get all their wisdom teeth taken out just in case.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't have a abscess or something in space. I think that we'll have to find out. Do our homework on that.

[Christy Lee]

That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

But let's hope everybody gets back safe. Beck gets back to Earth.

[Christy Lee]

It'll be Saturday, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now also coming up, we have. We've learned a new word. At least I have. Willie's aware of it. The so called Wook culture.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it's your heavier jam band fan.

[Tom Griswold]

W O O K. What's that?

[Christy Lee]

Jam band fish.

[Willie Griswold]

Geese or goose? Not geese.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Willie Griswold]

There's goose and there's geese. Geese is like Indy and this is like rock.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I like both.

[Willie Griswold]

String cheese, Humphries McGee, Moe string cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

The dead.

[Willie Griswold]

Dead and company. All the variants of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Even Dave Matthews Kinda.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, Billy Strings is kind of adjacent. God, I love Billy Strings.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a guy putting together a TV show. It's gonna be a dating show with all so called wooks.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it called Fuka Wook?

[Tom Griswold]

Actually that's better than what they're calling it. Yeah, they're literally calling it. I'm not kidding. I gotta have my lips wet to say it.

[Josh Arnold]

Looking for love in all the wong places.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's so. It's like an Elmer Fudd.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but the show is good. Why would they call it down to Wook?

[Tom Griswold]

Dtw?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, give up. We'll find out all about it when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pick Sports Desk. On prize picks, you simply pick two to six players, choose more or less, and watch your lineups light up for the playoffs. Download prize picks, use the code tom and get 50 bonus credit instantly when you play. $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of fun to see in certain cases, the sort of geographical layout of certain wagers, if you will, on a variety of things.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

So IU is playing a big game tonight. Are you saying it's fun to see Bloomington, Indiana? Like the numbers of how many people are betting there versus how many people are betting in Miami? That kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or Atlanta. Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Just be fun. Be fun to see. A couple quick things. We were talking about the situation with. With the astronauts in outer. In, of course, in outer space. The astronauts in Cuba, on the International Space Station.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and I was asking. I didn't. I'd heard this. Apparently the astronauts in the. In the early days, they thought it might be smart to have them all volunteer to have their appendixes removed. That apparently is not the case. But quite a few of them apparently do have their wisdom teeth taken out. It says, because dental emergencies are more likely and more difficult to manage in space. And there's a whole protocol if they think someone is getting appendicitis. Now, I bring this up because they are Bringing back Crew 11, which is the four. It's two American astronauts, a Russian and Japanese. They're bringing it back. What, Saturday? Yes, because there's a medical emergency. They're not saying which astronaut, and they're not saying what. The. The illness or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

I told you, but you guys didn't care.

[Tom Griswold]

So what is it again?

[Josh Arnold]

Space aids. Oh, my. Space aids. I just like to see my. Our producer throw his hands up in the mirror.

[Chick McGee]

Is It Like Terminator, one of the Terminator starts in 2029 with the robot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that right?

[Chick McGee]

I think so, yeah. Man, I saw that come across Twitter yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

We've only got three years left.

[Josh Arnold]

They were pretty close.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But they have what they call the flight surgeons at NASA.

[Chick McGee]

Of course, they have to be suspended.

[Tom Griswold]

Over the patient, but this says there is no capability for actual abdominal surgery. Yeah, abdominal surgery aboard the space station. So they can do ultrasound tests and lots of other stuff, but they.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet it's a gallbladder what do you think, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I'm not gonna speculate.

[Pat Godwin]

Hmm.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, speculation. That's what we do here.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not necessarily an injury.

[Christy Lee]

No, it said it's not. It's not an issue.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, cool, cool. That's good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope it's not something embarrassing and.

[Christy Lee]

The person is not in critical condition. They're stable.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Like what, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

Embarrassing?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, for example. Yeah, no, there's a good example.

[Willie Griswold]

Anything butt related up there?

[Josh Arnold]

They're called asteroids.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey, why is that?

[Chick McGee]

Why are hemorrhoids.

[Josh Arnold]

I appreciate the applause. That was.

[Tom Griswold]

That was there.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a bastardization of a Schimmel joke, but yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very nice. Thank you. Thank you very much. I got a healthy round of applause. No laughs, but a healthy round of applause.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes that's better.

[Tom Griswold]

That is. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Here, here.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, we'll find out what it is, but what it is, what it is. Now we have the story coming up about so called. I. I had never heard this before. Wooks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Wooks.

[Willie Griswold]

It's short for wookies, like Chewbacca because.

[Tom Griswold]

They'Re big in their hair, usually W, O, K. And so I have. I had to do a little homework on here to find out what it means. It says Wook is pronounced rhymes with book, cook, or look.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I first thought it was Wookie. It's.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, I just have a rhyming dictionary.

[Josh Arnold]

I just.

[Willie Griswold]

I just told you this. I know that you don't like anecdotal evidence. You want to go direct to the source.

[Chick McGee]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

But I want to give the. The official definition here, if you don't. Please. Yeah, go ahead. As you said, it's quote, jam band slang and someone called a Wook. It usually implies the stereotype as follows. Nomadic, unkempt, festival dwelling, patchwork pants. An intense devotion to bands like Fish or the Grateful Dead. So. Okay. That's what a Wook is. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I spent a lot of time with the Wooks between Fish concerts. Electric Forest when I was like, 19 and 20. They're good people. They're fun.

[Chick McGee]

The Electric Forest?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like it means something.

[Willie Griswold]

Festival in Michigan. It's pretty nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's the festival name?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You go in there, you get totally lost in the forest, man.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Willie Griswold]

It's a crazy place.

[Josh Arnold]

You get lost in the forest.

[Willie Griswold]

I went in one. I left Christian summer camp. I went to the forest. I came back a different man.

[Chick McGee]

Part of you still in the forest? Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You learn a lot about yourself in the forest.

[Josh Arnold]

Christian summer camp. Nothing electric. Forest different man.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this by the way. This by the way, points out that there is a. There's an aspect of drug culture for many of the so called Wooks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I would say it's hallucinogenics and a lot of nitrous is kind of their thing. The balloons, they'll pass them around. Very dangerous. Don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's terrible for you and it's in the news. But before we get to that, Pat has a tribute song of sorts to.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, for the purpose of this bit.

[Chick McGee]

I was wondering how this was all gonna turn out. I know I. I told him an.

[Tom Griswold]

Hour ago we were doing.

[Pat Godwin]

For the purpose of this bit. I'm dragging today because I hung out with Willie last night. Play along Willie. And well, this Willie boy, he is something else. He can hang out at night and all us old guys. I always thought younger folks drank a lot, but hung out with Willie and it was all about pot. I partied with him and his comedy friends. I'll never smoke weed with Willie Griswold again. There is no hard liquor, just IPA beer. But everyone's loaded, it's perfectly clear. Willie handed me a gummy and a vaping pen. Stuff is so strong. I'm never smoking again. I'll never smoke weed with Willie Griswold again. We smoked at his place one night after 10 I passed out on the couch at 11pm I'll never smoke weed with Willie Griswold again. I'm on the phone now with Tom Told him I can't come eh again I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, we will come back with the entire reason. We're talking about the so called Wookie scene and what you often. What do you call those? You call them Venn diagrams, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what they're called. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You often reference those. According to this account, the Grateful Dead, so called Deadheads do have a large intersection with the Wooks, but there is a distinct difference. Okay, so you can be both Deadheads and Wolks.

[Josh Arnold]

A slight difference. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And. But I thought we'd feature something. This is one of my favorite recordings. This was recorded outside a Grateful Dead concert. The Dead were doing like a three day stint at what was then known as the Deer Creek Music center. And they had a campground out there and they made arrangements so that the various Dead fans could camp out there. So a friend of ours, Ed Johnson Ott Ed went out there and he recorded this, what I think is a classic. Deadhead talking about his situation. Well, you talk about losing things. I actually lost a car on tour one time.

[Chick McGee]

How did this happen? Well, I guess I was having so.

[Tom Griswold]

Much fun at one time show that I forgot I had my own car. And about three shows down the road.

[Willie Griswold]

These friends of mine asked me, hey, Raj, where's your car? Because I got my, my jacket in your car. And I said, oh, I did have.

[Tom Griswold]

A car, didn't I?

[Chick McGee]

So it's probably sitting wherever it was.

[Tom Griswold]

That I abandoned it.

[Willie Griswold]

But I was having a lot of fun in cars. A small sacrifice if I get into shows.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Boy. To have that kind of freedom, I'm a loser. See, I looked at it as freedom. You looked at it as a loser.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that guy's doing nothing. In fact, I guarantee you I bought him lunch. Some, some hard work I'm doing has benefited him.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care for him.

[Tom Griswold]

I see a little bit of me in that guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course, there's you. You would love. I mean, everybody would love to have that kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I mean, I see a little bit of me because I can never find my car when I park it.

[Josh Arnold]

In front of the Kroger, walk out.

[Tom Griswold]

Where is it now?

[Chick McGee]

You don't remember what car you're in?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, he's free. You're just absent minded.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I'm m really. Okay, we'll come back and find out. This whole Wook thing is absolutely fascinating. I'll remind you, Tim Allen, the great actor and comedian is going to be at the Morrison center, named after Jim Morrison. Oh, no. Oh, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Trump Morrison.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In Boise, Idaho.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm causing trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

He'll be there tomorrow night. Willie G. And Kevin Boseman are going to be at the famous indie Helium tonight and tomorrow. And Greg Hahn is going to be at the Comedy Club of Lawrence, Kansas this weekend. So some cool live shows for you to see. We are coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios where this will be the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Hoosiers. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac INS desk. Hello, there's Jess Hooker. Hi, Willie Griswold. Hey, man, Pat Godwin's here somewhere. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I can't help but notice that Ms. Hooker has joined us in the studio. She is Jessica Hooker. She is a probably our finest employee. And she.

[Chick McGee]

Quite a statement is.

[Jessica Hooker]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. She is a wonderful person. And she also happens to be an excellent chef.

[Jessica Hooker]

I know where this is coming from. He just told me in the green room. Again, thank you so much for getting the refrigerator orchestrated. He's on that refrigerator High still.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is a great fridge.

[Christy Lee]

It is nice.

[Tom Griswold]

But what's so funny? We should put a camera in there. The new refrigerator. It's kind of hard to explain. It's sort of in a corner. But it used to have the handle on the wrong side. So now every time.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not the wrong side. It was the other side.

[Tom Griswold]

Side. Yeah, but it was in the wrong side.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it kind of wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Also.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, for here.

[Chick McGee]

It was on the wrong. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, now it's on the wrong side.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Because everyone. Everyone, everyone keeps reaching for the old side.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, we don't.

[Tom Griswold]

The ghost handle.

[Josh Arnold]

He tried to. You did try to sell that to me in the green room, like, yesterday. Like, man, everybody is grabbing the wrongs. I think it's you.

[Jessica Hooker]

I've watched three people do it. In his defense. I have.

[Chick McGee]

Were they all Jason and Drew and I've so.

[Josh Arnold]

Other idiots.

[Chick McGee]

No, I. I've done it.

[Tom Griswold]

It. It's force of habit. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever drive a car for a long time and then you get a new car and it's got, like, the. The starters on the. On the.

[Chick McGee]

This is the console. Far and away the most chilling thing. You do your examples of things.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the perfect example.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a car where the starter gizmo was on the console. Kelly's car. The starter thing is in the dashboard. And every time I get in the car, I reach for the. I get hit the wrong one three hours later. I'm just saying it's. It's. It's. What's the word? Habitual muscle memory. The larger point is. Thank you for organizing.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have another example? I'm still kind of fuzzy on it.

[Jessica Hooker]

You're welcome.

[Chick McGee]

You started this. I'm trying to help.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. What would be a better example in the world of radio?

[Josh Arnold]

No examples.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. No, I. I'm giving a better example. What if you came in here One day. Day.

[Chick McGee]

And Ace, you were in a great mood, and everybody was happy you were here.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not gonna happen. What if you came in here one day and Ace was sitting where Willie is?

[Chick McGee]

Well, then we would. That wouldn't make any sense.

[Tom Griswold]

They moved the board, but it would throw you off for the whole day. Okay, I'm just saying.

[Chick McGee]

You're right, Tom. So what did you bring us to eat?

[Jessica Hooker]

We were talking about the book To Die for, and it's a woman who had an Instagram account where she. I think she actually worked at a cemetery. Is that right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She was interning at a cemetery.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not interring, by the way.

[Jessica Hooker]

She found that there was this trend of leaving recipes on headstones, and she started to recreate them on social media, and then it turned into a book, and turns out it's not a new idea. There's probably 40 or 50 of these books.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

People have collected.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jessica Hooker]

Collected the recipes and printed them. A lot of them are cookies and cakes. Very basic stuff. Nothing special. I mean, I'm sure it's special to the family, but it wasn't anything different. And this is the most unique recipe I could find. It's called Grandma's Chicken Spaghetti Casserole.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And we can all smell it and.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you tried it yet?

[Jessica Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like you haven't.

[Jessica Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So what is unusual about the recipe?

[Jessica Hooker]

The recipe calls for, obviously, spaghetti cream of mushroom soup, cream of chicken soup, a red bell pepper, a small onion, butter, milk, and a jar of pimentos.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Is there cheese?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes. And there's cheddar cheese.

[Christy Lee]

Is there chicken?

[Jessica Hooker]

There is diced chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

Diced chicken.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Jessica Hooker]

Okay, that sounds pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

I got a rotisserie chicken. Diced it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this close to a tetrazzini?

[Jessica Hooker]

It has to be. It has that scent, I think. I don't know. But when my. My. When my son came home yesterday, he said, oh, God, please tell me that's not for us.

[Josh Arnold]

Because he didn't want to eat all.

[Jessica Hooker]

Of it or the smell. It just. It didn't smell very appetizing.

[Willie Griswold]

This is very. Inside. It smells like the old cheesy potato casserole that would come in when I was a kid. You guys remember that in the green room that Terry used to make?

[Chick McGee]

I remember the chicken tetra that was to die.

[Josh Arnold]

It's most pleasant, I imagine.

[Willie Griswold]

Okay.

[Jessica Hooker]

And I also. So I put it together last night and let it sit overnight, because every casserole seems to be better the next doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

It kind of smell like when you go into a grandma's house and she's cooking dinner.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, it's like that scent. Yeah, it's like Campbell's soup and, and something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Grandma's house smells like mold.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Death imminent.

[Christy Lee]

Never had a grandma that you met.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's just both my grandmas had the courtesy to die before.

[Josh Arnold]

Before I was born.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. So you don't have any idea?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, I. One of my grandfathers was alive when I was a little boy. I only saw him once, that I remember. And I remember the house smelled horrible and he was a crabby old man.

[Christy Lee]

That's what all grandparents are to you.

[Tom Griswold]

I was like, he died when I was like three. But I do remember. Bastard had a full head of hair. Thanks. Thanks. Genetics. I don't know how I got gypped that way.

[Christy Lee]

Way.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it can't use that word anymore. Sorry. Robbed. Okay, so do we have some plates?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, I'm going to serve it up next break. I'll get it for you. But yeah, there weren't a lot of cooking directions. It was just ingredients. And then it was like bake at 350 for 30 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa. Oh, and there's the gravestone. Oh, my God.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The tombstone's massive.

[Christy Lee]

It's beautiful.

[Jessica Hooker]

You hear that? It is a family, right? Yeah. So there's like a couple on like mom and dad on one side and like, like daughter and son in law on the other.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? Yeah. And. And those are. Is that the date of their marriages?

[Jessica Hooker]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

That's unusual. Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, that is.

[Josh Arnold]

This wasn't like one car accident, right?

[Jessica Hooker]

This is. No, I think it's. This is, this is the B side of the headstone.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and there's writing on the top. It's, it's, there's writing on the top as well.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah. It's actually a.

[Christy Lee]

The kids are probably still alive, right?

[Jessica Hooker]

Probably, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because they only got married in 2003, like Josh said.

[Jessica Hooker]

Unless there was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then the, the. It looks like the recipe is in italics.

[Jessica Hooker]

Incursive of some kind.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Script.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine if there were time travel and somebody who used to make tombstones with a chisel and a hammer came back and saw what they do now with the computer and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's all. That's like a laser thing. Wow. What does it say across the bottom?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's the second half of a.

[Jessica Hooker]

Sentence, but it's not the entire second half of the sentence. It's Weir.

[Tom Griswold]

Other side.

[Jessica Hooker]

I don't know. Yeah, it's supposed to be. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the tombstone, it kind of looks like a pool table.

[Jessica Hooker]

I think it's a bench.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's a.

[Tom Griswold]

You're supposed to sit on it.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That seems disrespectful.

[Christy Lee]

She's right.

[Josh Arnold]

I see the part of the sentence reads hail Satan, which is weird.

[Chick McGee]

I can't believe.

[Josh Arnold]

Sort of satanic grandmother.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, on the other side, there's Christian stuff. They wanted to cover all bases when they were going in.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Willie Griswold]

I just wanted to make sure they had everyone just in case.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now do you want to do our wook story while we have. We've set this thing up now?

[Chick McGee]

How do you pronounce woke again? Can you walk me through that?

[Tom Griswold]

I was reading you the description. It's rhymes with book.

[Christy Lee]

Woke is a slang word for a person who's deeply involved in the subculture surrounding the jam band scene. Yeah. The so called hippie music scene, if you will. But a new reality dating show has been created and it's centered around the jam band EDM festival scene. And they're looking for contestants.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this is. I think this is really gonna be fun.

[Christy Lee]

It's called Wooking for love.

[Josh Arnold]

That's terrible.

[Christy Lee]

Will feature 16 diverse wooks seeking love connection and their forever festival partner. The show created by Denver tattoo artist Larue Allegretto.

[Chick McGee]

Let's face it, you got Vince Gilligan, you got the guy who does Landman and Norman Lear.

[Willie Griswold]

And they're diverse wolks. So there's white wolks from Philadelphia and white wolks from Chicago and white wolks from Florida. I would say eclectic over diverse.

[Tom Griswold]

More often than not, one of them bathes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's real.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus, he's a snob.

[Christy Lee]

Contestants will compete in a series of challenges for from flow art choreography.

[Willie Griswold]

So that's like. Like juggling the hula hoops are flow art. Yeah, yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

It's the stuff you see them doing in. In the yard.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is survivor with a hacky sack.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Willie Griswold]

It's hacky sack adjacent stuff for sure.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Stagehand production to snowboarding in Aspen and riding the rail.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again.

[Christy Lee]

Sunrise don't approve.

[Tom Griswold]

Skiing would be less wookie, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

How about something really challenging for these people, like filling out a job application.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh showing up on time.

[Christy Lee]

They may struggle because they do have to fill out an application. They're being accepted now through Valentine's day. Filming expected to start in early spring.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we still have zero.

[Christy Lee]

They have a website. Wooking.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we got One application that just says, feel the burn.

[Christy Lee]

How do we reach you? Tech the next festival, man, this is. I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this show will be really interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

You hate dating shows.

[Christy Lee]

You hate everything about this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

People you think that are dirty you hate.

[Christy Lee]

People that have tattoos you hate.

[Josh Arnold]

Who would be a great host for it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gosh.

[Willie Griswold]

Who's like a hippie guy that's sort of in pop culture.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Willie Griswold]

Andy Cohen goes to a lot of jam band concerts, and he already does the reality show stuff.

[Jessica Hooker]

That's true.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't know a lot about his work and what he does, but maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

He certainly doesn't have the wook look.

[Willie Griswold]

No, but he's just. He's pals with John Mayer and he does Dead and Company now. So he, like, goes to all the shows.

[Tom Griswold]

John Mayer would be a good host.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, John Mayer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He would not be a bad host.

[Willie Griswold]

That's the answer there. John Mayer. Because he's pop culture and he's within the realm of the dead. And all those guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be cool. I think this will be interesting. It's a. It's sort of a different. Has anybody done anything even remotely like this?

[Christy Lee]

Does this actually air. You think this is actually gonna go to.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the stuff that's out there?

[Tom Griswold]

Because there's. I mean, there are so many jam bands, and they draw big time. I think it's a smart. It'll be very, very interesting.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, junior year of college, there was this really cute, kind of wookish girl, and I definitely pretended I went to an STS9 concert to try to hang out with her. Yeah, you do this kind of stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

I think most guys I know have at some point in their life. I have fallen in love with a wook.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I.

[Tom Griswold]

The term we used to use was dirty leg.

[Josh Arnold]

You used to use that?

[Christy Lee]

You used.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I did.

[Jessica Hooker]

I had a wook summer, I would say, like, in college, where I went to those concerts and dressed like that. For sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Really? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a wook summer. That's like the. That'd be a great line to open up a novel. My wook summer.

[Willie Griswold]

I have a buddy, he's really into the. He does wire wraps. So that's where you take a rock and you wrap around it with, like, wire, and then you sell it in the parking lot of these shows. Really into it.

[Josh Arnold]

What a cool, dark art. Decorative.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You wrap a wire on, like, a shiny rock, and then you put it on a necklace, like a chain kind of thing. Go for Like a bunch of money. It's weird. It's not my kind of thing, but he would sell him for like $10,000 sometime.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, these things can look. Wait a second.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is the same bunch that they've got a guy selling Heineken's and cheese sandwiches in the parking lot. Sure.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's still a thing.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Wire rapping could look really cool.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, for sure, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

It's a whole subculture. They're out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's why I don't think it's been examined in this. With this kind of a structure before. I think it's a smart idea. It should be really fun. So we'll look forward to seeing it. And it's going to be called. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Looking for Love.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm with Josh on that. Maybe the title's a little bit too silly. My W. Summer would have been better.

[Christy Lee]

I don't love festival or something.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think the title. The title is going to be what gets it canceled. I don't think it'll be the content.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, there's.

[Josh Arnold]

It should be. How would you like to. A wook.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what should be.

[Jessica Hooker]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

What book?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

So close.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations, Josh. That was navigated with precision.

[Christy Lee]

It scared me.

[Josh Arnold]

I can walk a tightrope.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know something? That tightrope just about broke, but didn't.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, let's have some fun. It's pretty cool. Hey, on an odd note, we have linked on our various social media platforms. I love that that word platform. Isn't that cool? Like it sounds like you're standing up there looking down and everything. A link. We have a link to an interview that Gary Dick is really fine guy talked to me about some the early days of the Bob and Tom show and stuff and I, we have it linked and I've been getting a lot of letters. People really enjoyed it and talking about some of the fun stuff that we've done over the years. If you're going to get a chance and look for something to do on a drive this weekend, you might want to listen to it. I would certainly recommend it. I haven't listened to it because I was there and so I wasn't paying attention. Coming up, Christy Lee going to be trying Ms. Hooker's delightful recipe from the grave. We'll have a little bit of history for you. And what else you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're going to finally get to that clock ban in New York City, if you'll or the phone ban that kids can't read the clocks now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Christy Lee]

We talked about that. You were so upset you wanted and the Consumer Electronics show down in, down in over in Las Vegas is wrapping up and we have some interesting facts coming out of that. We have winners and losers, so to speak.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we got the worst. The one of the what's been declared the worst at the CES when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jessica Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

We got food. There's Willie Griswold. Hey, man, we had food. Willie, Willie ate yours.

[Willie Griswold]

So we can eat it on air. When you guys take your bites. I can chat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. And it's just as big a process as you might imagine for Tom to eat anything. Okay, listen now. Go ahead, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, once again, this is from the cookbook called To Die For.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is a woman who from edited by a lady who went around to various graveyards and a ghoul, if you will. And and she. Yeah, she took. Yeah. Putting the ghoul in goulash.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker, what is this again, exactly?

[Jessica Hooker]

This is Grandma's chicken spaghetti casserole. And it's, I think, Grandma Karen Nelson from Racine. And this is the recipe that she had printed. I think it said, says, always baked and served with love.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you tried it? No, I haven't tried it yet.

[Jessica Hooker]

I. I'm out. I'm with Christy on this one.

[Josh Arnold]

Spaghetti, chicken, diced chicken pimento, onions, a lot of onions.

[Jessica Hooker]

Lots of onion.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's good.

[Willie Griswold]

It's so hearty. It's got, like, a Skyline chili almost thing with the noodles going on. And then because of the noodles and the Campbells, it's so, like, comforting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

The cream of mushroom and the cream of cream of chicken.

[Chick McGee]

It sticks to your ribs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's terrific.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's real tasty.

[Jessica Hooker]

Okay, good.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

Real good.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, a gray Sunday dinner.

[Christy Lee]

Why? The family love that.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes, it was. Definitely.

[Christy Lee]

But.

[Jessica Hooker]

But as.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you tried it?

[Jessica Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Why not?

[Jessica Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. When the cook won't eat her own food.

[Jessica Hooker]

This is not mine. This is. I'm not claiming this, and I'm sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess didn't head and.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, no, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Jessica Hooker]

It reminds me of those recipes where it's like, what do I have? This is what I'm going to throw in here. We're putting this together like Uncle Buck.

[Josh Arnold]

He's cooking our garbage.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

This is great. I need a whole. Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

And she made it. And then the kids loved it. And that's how. How it stayed.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's good. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's wonderful. We've gone around the horn before and said, if you had to eat the same thing every day for the rest of your. What would it be? And in my case, it would be.

[Josh Arnold]

Spaghetti with a classic marinara.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, this is good.

[Chick McGee]

I think far and away it would probably be an Italian dish, something pasta.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was gonna be too cheesy. It isn't, because I don't like macaroni and cheese. And I think this is really good. What? I don't understand why you're not even gonna try it.

[Jessica Hooker]

I'll try. I'll try it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll try it. You like spaghetti, right? Aren't you of Italian heritage?

[Chick McGee]

This isn't anything like spaghetti.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, this.

[Josh Arnold]

This does.

[Tom Griswold]

It has spaghetti in it.

[Jessica Hooker]

As an Italian dish, I think you could put Any noodle.

[Josh Arnold]

That's some thick ass spaghetti.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it is.

[Jessica Hooker]

It's traditional. It's not necessarily thick, but yeah. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And the book is called To Die For.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes. And I don't think it's released until the end of the month. I pre ordered it so we could do some more recipes, but I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

The notion is that someone felt so strongly about this thing that they put it on a gravestone so it would be there sort of in perpetuity or until. Until.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, I think it's sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

The world melts.

[Christy Lee]

Or that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, six years.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is that when it's scheduled?

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's when it's scheduled.

[Chick McGee]

2029, according to the Terminator movie. That's what we got.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how they always have those lunatics that predict, you know, the world's End is nigh? Guys, every four or five years there's some guy. Oh, you know, so and so. The Reverend Idiot in Santa Fe.

[Chick McGee]

Are they coming into focus a little more accurately lately?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the reason I bring it up is in the lunatic fringe world of religious figures. We've got a great story this morning. This is. Do we have any. The video of this guy. This is just tremendous. I saw this and I. It just made my heart warm.

[Christy Lee]

Of course it did. A South African pastor under fire for reportedly farting on his congregation.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

To heal them, Josh. With God's power.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that something?

[Christy Lee]

According to iol, a man who calls himself Christ. Penelope.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right there, right there. I got a problem.

[Christy Lee]

Has gained viral attention after he was photographed sitting on a congregant's face and farting.

[Josh Arnold]

This is unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

There's video.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Penelope, who founded Seven Fold Spirit Ministries, said his unorthodox methods are a demonstration of God's power. That's right. In an interview with Drum, as opposed.

[Josh Arnold]

To the orthodox farters who have the curly butt hair.

[Christy Lee]

He said it important that the fart be near the person's nostrils.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

So that the healing power can actually enter the body.

[Josh Arnold]

What fraternity does this guy preach at?

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine? I've seen the video, and it's some guy lying down, and this guy crouches over him and just blasts him in the face. What I would like to see, if you were doing a funny version of this, would be. He should walk over to the side of the congregation. There's a guy in a wheelchair here. Fart right in his face. And the guy stands up.

[Chick McGee]

I'm healed.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I've heard a church pew, but this is ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Very good there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here's a picture.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you look at this guy.

[Willie Griswold]

No, he looks like he bought his pants from Al Jackson, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that is right on.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, yeah, man.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

They're sitting on these people's faces.

[Jessica Hooker]

And posing for a photo.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Like.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, man out.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a young black man. He looks kind of hip.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. And attractive.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's actually.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, he is not hovering.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not.

[Tom Griswold]

He is sitting on their face.

[Chick McGee]

One might say. Relaxing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. I don't even know how you can fart that way because even when you're sitting, you have to kind of lean.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how he's doing this.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope he's got control.

[Christy Lee]

My gosh, how are those people breathing?

[Tom Griswold]

And if he's sharp, blame it on.

[Josh Arnold]

The devil if he starts speaking. Now, if there were proof of this.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's say a blind guy lies down, this guy farts in his face and all of a sudden he can see and you have an ailment. Would you consider going to see this?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

No, you would?

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you.

[Christy Lee]

No, you.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe you.

[Tom Griswold]

If this guy could make my shoulder work properly again after my accident, allow.

[Josh Arnold]

Him to fart in your face.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolute. I'll eat in a foot and a half of turds to get my shoulder back.

[Chick McGee]

That really escalated.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa. There you go. So it's all out there, kids. Have a good weekend now. Hey, speaking of this weekend, I'll remind you of a couple things. Tim Allen, comedian, actor, he's going to be doing a live show at Boise at the famous Morrison Center.

[Chick McGee]

Potato Days.

[Tom Griswold]

Potato days. Okay, good. Say hi to Tim for us if you happen to get a chance to talk to him. He's of got couple a great. He's a terrific actor, of course, and he's. He started as a great. Stand up. While I'm at it, Duke Tomato. The Duke Tomato Tree with the Ark in Ann Arbor. Coming up this evening, Willie G. Hey. With Kevin Bozeman tonight and tomorrow with the Helium Club in Indy. And other delights are out there. So check around. See some great live standup comedy. Do something good for your soul. Over the weekend. We return to the news desk with Christy Lee. Christy, what else is happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

A smartphone ban in New York City schools is exposing an unexpected problem. Many of the students cannot read an analog or a traditional clock, teachers say, without phones. Kids are more focused in class, though, and are more social at lunch. But many now struggle to tell time on the clocks. An assistant principal at Cardoza High School in Queens says the issue has surprised staff. Some students admit they've simply forgotten how to read a clock.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, can't this be solved with a 20 minute lesson? Yeah, you just get everybody in the gym.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean we had to take those lessons in school. You remember them?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it's pretty quick.

[Josh Arnold]

All the clocks on the piece of paper and you just had to write underneath them what time it was, remember?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever see the, the photographs of the old TV news shows and they've. They'd have the analog clocks behind the guy and it was always a guy in those days and it would say London.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh sure, yeah, yeah. Tokyo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Does 60 Minutes still use the classic stopwatch looking thing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they sure do.

[Tom Griswold]

But I, I'm a fan, as you know. I like the analog clock.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

I have an analog watch. You know what I hate though?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's so many things. We don't have that kind of time.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate empathy, of course. A Roman numerals. I hate those watches with Rome. I don't have to look at the. Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

So you want your analog clock to have numbers? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember when my watch, my watches, it just has the 12, the 3, the 6 and the 9, but I mean it's easy to read it.

[Josh Arnold]

What do they call our numerals?

[Chick McGee]

I'll.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll just call it with that for now.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Arab. Arab. Was it Arabic?

[Josh Arnold]

Is it Arabic?

[Tom Griswold]

Something like that? I.

[Willie Griswold]

Numbers.

[Chick McGee]

When we changed time in March last year, I changed my clock and it was a Roman numeral clock and I put it back up at the wall and it was upside down for all of last year.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

And I noticed it finally and then I said, well, I'm getting numbers, I'm getting rid of the rol. I was so embarrassed.

[Tom Griswold]

I was talking to one of our guys guys yesterday. He's a. He likes the nice watches and there are certain, there are certain watch companies, I forget who they are that only make the ones with Roman numerals. So I'm just not a fan.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they look nice.

[Tom Griswold]

That thing at the end of movies where they have, you know, the MC xxi.

[Josh Arnold]

You kind of just have to look at the last three.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't have time. I got to start left to right time. Where are you?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have time. You've already left before that part even happens on the credits.

[Chick McGee]

What about the metric system? Where are you on that?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Boo. Okay, well you were in radio back in. Yeah, I was me back in the late 70s.

[Chick McGee]

Why did you do your cottage?

[Tom Griswold]

Early 80s.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if anybody else remembers. You remember this, Ace? No, they didn't do it necessarily in this building, but a lot of the first radio shows that I was doing, we had to get. Do both 32 degrees zero, 72 degrees, you know, whatever, 18 centigrade, Celsius. Whatever the hell it's called.

[Chick McGee]

Kelvin. What about Kelvin?

[Tom Griswold]

Kelvin, yeah, yeah, I know. This is America. Well, I want my feet and my inches. I'm not a scientist, clearly. Now, what's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we're going to talk about the Consumer Electronics show in Las Vegas this year. We have some very interesting. You know, Jason and I were talking about this, our producer. During the break, we hear all these stories, but we never like, see very many of these things.

[Josh Arnold]

Come to what I understand, they're similar to a fashion show. They put these crazy or wild things out. So let's say I manufacture microchips for TV remote controls, Right. And I want people to learn more about those. I'm going to put out a robot that can scramble eggs and you're going to look at that to talk to me about my. And I'm going, yeah, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's also something. You go to the car shows and they'll have a car that's never going to be manufactured, but it has kind of futuristic things.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, some of the stuff is really dumb.

[Christy Lee]

Really dumb.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have, we have the nominees for the. There's a committee that picks the worst, least useful, if you will, or doesn't work invention that is, that is on.

[Chick McGee]

The way doesn't work section.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where I would go first.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

I just want to see what people thought they might.

[Chick McGee]

And it slaps on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, there was that big story.

[Christy Lee]

About a month ago, if it didn't work, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the huge story? It was about a month ago, just before we went on break, and it was those two Russian. What do they call the robots that look like people?

[Willie Griswold]

Humanoid robots.

[Tom Griswold]

Humanoid robots. Remember that story?

[Christy Lee]

They brought the guy out and yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

These two Russian guys bring the thing out and then it immediately collapses. And those, those two guys, by the way, are somewhere in Siberia. One thing. Wondering what the temperature is in centigrade below something right now. I want to say hi to everybody who's a homeowner. You got that house, all right. It's probably your biggest investment. And one of the odd aspects about home Insurance is it doesn't cover a lot of the little stuff. And if you've lived in a house for a while, you know, sometimes the little stuff becomes big stuff. Like, see, you got a pipe bursting upstairs and the water dripping down, something like that. That's where HomeServe comes in. I want to say thanks to Home Serve for sponsoring the Bob and Tom show right now. And what I'm talking about is a service. And what does HomeServe do? Well, they get you hooked up. They have a 24. 7 hotline to schedule repairs. If you get that phone call, hey, by the way, there's six inches of water in your basement. Oh, I got to get somebody there fast. HomeServe is designed to help you out with that. Listen to some numbers here. With 4.5 million customers, HomeServe has a 4.8 out of 5 post repair rating. They also have a rating from the Better Business bureau and a plus rating. So you can see HomeServe is the real deal. See if it's something you're interested in by checking it out. And by the way, the initial cost can be staggeringly low. $4.99 a month is where the plans start. So help protect your home systems in your wallet with HomeServe. Go to HomeServe.com and find a plan that's right for you. Once again, it's homeserve.com not available everywhere. Find out if it's available where you live at your house. Most plans range between the four range between the aforementioned $4.99 and $11.99 a month for the first year. Terms apply and covered repairs. Get all the [e-mail] also coming up, a little bit of history for you and involves history of the iPhone. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Did someone put whatever in his salt?

[Tom Griswold]

Peter, I just had that delay. Delightful dish that Ms. Hooker prepared was that was so really, I really liked it.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Willie Griswold]

Nailed it.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin's here.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. Chris D's wearing an Indiana University sweatshirt. But I only see Diana whenever I look at you.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not white enough.

[Tom Griswold]

No, because you got a head.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh, she's a Diana fan.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that was it. Wasn't that the joke? Where did they spend their honeymoon? Where. Where'd Prince Charles spend his honeymoon? In Dian. There's Ace Cosby. Did I say that already?

[Josh Arnold]

Who's your favorite Diana?

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom. Diana Ross. Ross.

[Josh Arnold]

She's got to be most people's number one.

[Willie Griswold]

Ross.

[Christy Lee]

Princess Diana's not your number one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, mine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean, I appreciate that. She was, you know, the princess of the people. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

England's rose sweaters.

[Tom Griswold]

Fashion plate.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm having trouble thinking of another Diana.

[Pat Godwin]

Dirty. I had a Michael Jackson song.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't there.

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't Prince.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. I was gonna say that's Delilah. The Tom Jones.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that? Dirty Nikki. Yes. Thank you. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Who.

[Josh Arnold]

Where she's masturbating with a magazine.

[Pat Godwin]

The Prince song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a great song.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a good song. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's Diana in that song?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I just had it wrong. It's dirty.

[Tom Griswold]

Diana's Michael Jackson.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's. That's a lady's name.

[Josh Arnold]

Dirty D. Nikki is a prince.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And Dirty Work is Steely Dan.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite, very fun song. And Dirty Leg gets back to the aforementioned something.

[Chick McGee]

You've come up Wookie Hippie chicks.

[Tom Griswold]

Time now to. Time now to review today in history. Get a little learning in here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you know yesterday was the something anniversary of President George H.W. bush throwing up on the Japanese prime minister?

[Chick McGee]

You guys remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What exactly. Because I wasn't paying attention then. What. 91. What. What exactly was he.

[Chick McGee]

Did he have food?

[Pat Godwin]

I think it was a food issue, right?

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was medication in the plane and. Or what they said, anyway.

[Josh Arnold]

And did it actually get on the Japanese prime minister?

[Chick McGee]

And didn't he, like, slide under the table as vomiting?

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like they were kind of at a Deus type table.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he did go on to the past.

[Josh Arnold]

Did it get on the man?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I think it did.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll have to do some more. Who got the. Who got the.

[Chick McGee]

The shoe thrown at.

[Josh Arnold]

Was W. Yeah. What a weird. And he Dodges the hell out of it, man. And he's ready for another.

[Willie Griswold]

There's a second one that comes too and he. He dodges it.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

He's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Keep him coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Is that guy out of the gulag yet? The guy that.

[Josh Arnold]

Think w looked at whoever the leader was. You're gonna do something about that?

[Chick McGee]

You know, just between us, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No one's pardoning this a hole.

[Christy Lee]

I have the. Here's what I want.

[Chick McGee]

His ass for my hood ornament.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently at the time the president. The prime minister was hosting a dinner for the president in honor of his state visit.

[Chick McGee]

You know what they were? Chicken spaghetti.

[Christy Lee]

67 at the time. Appeared to be in fine health playing doubles tennis with the Emperor of Japan and his son. That morning. Morning, however, during dinner he suddenly fell ill, leaned forward.

[Josh Arnold]

We have the video.

[Christy Lee]

Fell to his side, vomiting into the lap of his host.

[Josh Arnold]

So here you can tell he's sick. He's kind of bending.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there he goes.

[Christy Lee]

He then fainted.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's nice that Merv Griffin got up and immediately.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's Barbara Bush.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, my fault, my fault.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's the Quaker Oats lady.

[Willie Griswold]

That's a sitting president.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a dude.

[Christy Lee]

He was revived within moments and was able to leave the dinner under his own power.

[Josh Arnold]

Barbara Bush was a handsome, handsome woman.

[Chick McGee]

The Quaker Oats lady. There's no denying it. A delightful woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Now let's move on.

[Christy Lee]

Happened in history.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, today's and 80.

[Chick McGee]

Bryant looks like Elton John. I can't get over it.

[Tom Griswold]

1913, Dick Nixon's was born. Do you know that Richard Nixon was really good friends with John F. Kennedy?

[Josh Arnold]

That's not.

[Tom Griswold]

They came into the Senate at the.

[Josh Arnold]

Same time the whole time. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but in the beginning.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but Nixon was kind of knew.

[Chick McGee]

What saw the writing and saw charisma firsthand.

[Tom Griswold]

Very bright guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, he was.

[Tom Griswold]

Now how about this one? 1934, somewhat less controversial. Bart Starr, the great NFL quarterback the Green Bay Packers.

[Chick McGee]

Bart the Fart, number 15.

[Christy Lee]

He's my favorite football player that really. Yeah, Back then I didn't know anybody.

[Chick McGee]

Hands off to Jim Taylor. Five touchdown.

[Tom Griswold]

1935. Happy birthday, friend of the show, Bob Denver. What?

[Pat Godwin]

He's in a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on.

[Chick McGee]

He said Bob Den. Friend of the show. Bob Den. It like it was really something. He really did.

[Tom Griswold]

Now what did we do with Bob Denver?

[Chick McGee]

Smelled like dope.

[Tom Griswold]

We went bowling.

[Chick McGee]

He smelled like marijuana.

[Tom Griswold]

And he kept going out front smoking cigarettes.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was true. You were only Supposed to bowl for three hours.

[Chick McGee]

And then, yeah, we got lost in the alley. Part of me. Part of me is still there. Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was an avid fan of.

[Josh Arnold]

I met him once.

[Chick McGee]

He's very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

I asked if I could wear his hat. He was wearing the Gilligan hat. And he said, absolutely not. And I was kind of like, oh, what a joke. And then I went, oh, no, of course he's not going to give. Because I was like, 20 at the 20. Punk is hat.

[Chick McGee]

I hate to. But, Tom, you. I think you would agree that at one time, Bob Denver was like Mr. Television. He was on Dobie Gillis.

[Tom Griswold]

He was on. He played.

[Chick McGee]

He had success. Successful series is all over.

[Tom Griswold]

He was the original. The original TV beatnik.

[Josh Arnold]

He did have that.

[Tom Griswold]

Very early.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He played a major Maynard G. Crest. And the. Famously, the G stood for Walter. That was the idea of a joke.

[Chick McGee]

And that was kind of. And you'd expect that kind of comedy every week on Dobie Gillis.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. But that was sort of the first hippie, like guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Also, Willie, did you ever see Gilligan's Island?

[Willie Griswold]

No, but it was referenced so much that I know about it.

[Josh Arnold]

In reality, they would have murdered Gilligan by week six.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Because they were always so close to getting off the island.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a shore wave radio. And then Gilligan pees on it on the store.

[Josh Arnold]

Would do something that. I mean, they would have murdered and ate him.

[Willie Griswold]

It was because, like, I've seen, like, Family Guy jokes about it. Because it's one of those things that's so within the. It's like Jaws. You don't need to, like, see it to kind of know about it kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there's only one left, Right.

[Chick McGee]

One island person, I think Don Wells. No, the tall one, Tina Louise, is still alive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Everybody else deceased. Dawn Wells was in here. She was super nice.

[Josh Arnold]

I did find Alan Ladd Jr. To be legitimately funny.

[Christy Lee]

He was funny. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was a hail.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

I think ran Fox, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Alan Hale. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Alan Hale was a restaurateur. He ran a great restaurant in Los Angeles.

[Chick McGee]

And he. He wore that captain's hat all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I love.

[Josh Arnold]

I love him.

[Tom Griswold]

But the late Bob Denver. And here's a guy that I'm. Well, everyone's a big fan. Jimmy Page, born in this state in 1944 from Led Zeppelin. There's a very fine documentary.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Becoming Led Zeppelin.

[Tom Griswold]

And I loved it because I found out that Jimmy Page played guitar on the original. Original Goldfinger song. From the movie. One of the great theme songs. Turn up, Jimmy, will you? I can't. Can't hear the guitar. Oh, this is a great guy. I love this guy. J.K. simmons, the actor. Born in 1955. He's great.

[Christy Lee]

Very good.

[Willie Griswold]

Eminem.

[Tom Griswold]

Most Academy Award winner and also portrayed an Eminem in the TV commercial. And last time I saw a picture of him, he was ripped and shredded.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's been ripped for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's a workout guy, apparently. Yeah, he's what? He got an Academy Award for that movie about the drummer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Whiplash.

[Tom Griswold]

Whiplash.

[Chick McGee]

His neck's never recovered, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it sure hasn't. He still got the brace.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't want to say it. I don't know why I did.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, this is you, Willie. You'll know this. 1965. Happy birthday, Mugsy Bow Hoags.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah, basketball player.

[Tom Griswold]

Short guy.

[Willie Griswold]

He was my favorite character in the movie Space Jam.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna say he was one of the mon. Stars, wasn't he?

[Christy Lee]

One of my favorite interviews to do because he was about my size.

[Josh Arnold]

How tall was he? He's like five.

[Tom Griswold]

Three.

[Christy Lee]

Five. Five, five, three. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This says five, three.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't he win the dunk contest? I swear he did.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he was amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Sort of. I like, unexpectedly. Because he was so short.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, yeah, it's not cool to watch Tim Duncan dunk. He can just. His last name literally is dunking. Like, he can just go up there and put it in there.

[Chick McGee]

Bogues.

[Josh Arnold]

You got.

[Christy Lee]

He's got a jump.

[Chick McGee]

There was a video of when Vicki Vicky Wemwim.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They. During the shoot, around before the game, the spurs filled the basket up and all the, like, eight basketballs were stuck in the net. And when Banyama went up and get a karate kick from the floor.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And kick the balls up out of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Out of the basketball.

[Chick McGee]

And of course he is.

[Tom Griswold]

And the connection is the Harlem Globetrot.

[Christy Lee]

We're on Gilligan's Island.

[Tom Griswold]

We're on. They were on an episode of Gilligan's Island.

[Chick McGee]

Just the way we play.

[Josh Arnold]

And on Scooby Doo, they also. They solve mysteries. And how did they get off the island?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Without taking the others.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this for a movie idea?

[Christy Lee]

There were a lot of people that.

[Tom Griswold]

Got on the movie. Remember the Tom Hanks movie where he's stranded on the island? Cast away. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know. Hang on. No, no. He's a castaway. What's the name of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a second now. Can you. You do a cut of that movie and he's been in the island for a while. He's walking on the beach. Turns around and you see the Globetrotters.

[Josh Arnold]

That's so great.

[Tom Griswold]

Having you shoot around.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're using Wilson and that just.

[Tom Griswold]

He just cut right there. Tom Hanks go.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. All the Spanish I know. I know from being able to say happy birthday to Ocho Cinco. Chad Johnson, very fine football player.

[Willie Griswold]

Kasaki and I were doing radio row in Vegas a few years ago, and he walked past and I just looked at Kasaki and I just go, 8, 5. And then he looks over.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Willie Griswold]

We were interviewing some, like, CBS network executive. We knew nothing about him.

[Josh Arnold]

Just wanted to push him to the ground and grab.

[Willie Griswold]

It was so cool.

[Tom Griswold]

19. Excuse me. 1493, Christopher Columbus reported seeing mermaids. And of course, you know the story. They turned out to be manatees.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I better stop making love to it.

[Chick McGee]

I still ain't stopping.

[Tom Griswold]

Which, by the way, that does suggest that perhaps Christopher Columbus wasn't really that great of a narrator when it came to describing what they were doing. Just in case you were wondering, you.

[Chick McGee]

Don'T know how good sex with a manatee could be. You don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It might be.

[Tom Griswold]

Fan, you're gonna have to hold your breath.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding me? No, not necessarily.

[Tom Griswold]

1793, the first hot air balloon flight in the United States.

[Willie Griswold]

Man, that guy thought that he invented something. He thought, this is going to change everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing will ever beat this.

[Tom Griswold]

It was much more successful than the first cold air balloon off of a cliff. Yeah. That did not do well. And then two more things. In 1962, the NFL banned the grabbing of the face mask.

[Chick McGee]

And I think at 62, there was. Tommy McDonald was playing without a face mask. Still at that time, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the quarterback? I was a single clear bar something.

[Chick McGee]

Some amazing NHL goalie died.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A couple days ago.

[Tom Griswold]

He was.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it was. And he was in goal.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No helmet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No. No mask. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Baffling.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Playing goalie.

[Tom Griswold]

And none of those guys had their teeth.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And lastly, real quick, Steve Jobs unveils the iPhone on this date in 2007. So next year, the big year, when.

[Josh Arnold]

We come back and we mention one of our favorite actors having passed away, we can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I sent you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

We Fargon can and.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a bastard.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever see the famous Steve Jobs thing where at the end he goes, suck on this BlackBerry end of his speech Very commonly not known. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio goes. There's Christy Lee. She's in the Silac Insurance news Center.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pat Godwin. Hello, Willie Griswold. There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. Abby. I'm Chick at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

You and Willie both have kind of nice little jackets on.

[Chick McGee]

This is a button up shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Freezing.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. It looks like a jacket from here.

[Willie Griswold]

This is a shirt shirt. Kelly got me this for Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's very nice.

[Willie Griswold]

This is my, you know, first day of school after Christmas. My brother got me this shirt for Christmas. Kelly got me this for Christmas. Christmas clothes day.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have to move forward here.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see what his T shirt said? It says Grateful Dead on it.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, Grateful Dead, Market Square Arena.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Vintage indie Dead show.

[Tom Griswold]

What year?

[Chick McGee]

How old were you? Or did you ever appreciate getting clothing for Christmas, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I never did.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Yeah, I started liking it kind of in junior high, high school.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, I'm pretty sure I got this because she got it for you and you wouldn't wear it, so I'm pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure that's how I got this exactly right. Yeah. Oh, God.

[Pat Godwin]

So re.

[Josh Arnold]

Gift. It looks right on.

[Chick McGee]

You're not gonna wear it. Give me your damn, son.

[Christy Lee]

Why wouldn't you wear that?

[Tom Griswold]

I won't wear that color.

[Christy Lee]

You won't wear that?

[Pat Godwin]

That's a great color.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she. She got me one in black. It came. Came a couple days ago.

[Willie Griswold]

Kelly's parents did get him a T shirt with the. The conventional neck that he hates and he lied just to their face.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you.

[Willie Griswold]

I'll wear this when I work out. It was very fun to watch him lie.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I don't wear T shirts.

[Josh Arnold]

I know this when I work out.

[Chick McGee]

So you are. This is interesting. So you are capable of being kind, is that correct?

[Willie Griswold]

Only with certain people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. That's interesting. Looks good on a Willie. So I said, I don't think I'll wear this color. So we got. I got a black. Now, how did.

[Chick McGee]

How did that conversation go? Honey, here's a shirt. Merry Christmas. I don't think I'll wear this color.

[Josh Arnold]

You Know what, though? Would you rather give somebody a gift that they won't wear or have them say, you know what, if I wore. If it was a different color, I would wear it all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, okay, but how long would you be willing to tell a lie and endure the lie without hurting someone's feelings leaks.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't. I'm not. Good.

[Chick McGee]

You won't.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if you. Let's just say your mother gave you a. Some kind of a painting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you just hated it. Yes. Would you put it up in the house every time she came over? If, you know, hey, she's coming over?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm not living life that way.

[Christy Lee]

Just say, mom, this isn't for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Or in that case, maybe I would hang it in the garage.

[Willie Griswold]

You don't have that people pleasing thing that a lot of folks have. You set really good boundaries. You're very, very honest. I'm very jealous of you in that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not mean ever. Like, I would never.

[Willie Griswold]

Goodness no be.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a way for me to just go, mom, you know, Gosh darn it, I love. I love that you gave this for me. I don't really know where to, you know? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, you are good at that, though.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. But lying, I just think. Because I never want to be lied to, so I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a very good way.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, so this was a good solution. Willie looks okay in that color.

[Josh Arnold]

He looks great.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, it looks great.

[Willie Griswold]

It's a little too thick, you know? And there's like a button over here and not a button over here. I feel like I'm French or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I get it. The whole thing works.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Willie Griswold]

Thanks, man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I thought you had your thing tucked into the other. The other.

[Willie Griswold]

No, it's got a weird little double pocket situation.

[Tom Griswold]

He has two pockets, but one of them doesn't have the flap.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, so see, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of throwing me. That's going to throw me.

[Willie Griswold]

You hear the tone in his voice?

[Chick McGee]

I literally.

[Willie Griswold]

I laugh in my head. That was a callback for me. I've already heard him going, why is there not a pocket on the left side?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a pocket, but there's no flap.

[Christy Lee]

There's no flap.

[Willie Griswold]

Excuse me.

[Christy Lee]

Get easier to put your pins in. That way you don't have to worry about the flap.

[Chick McGee]

That whole shirt could kill someone easily. That damn thing's out of control. There's a pocket here. No button here.

[Christy Lee]

I would think you would prefer it not to have a flap.

[Tom Griswold]

And did you get any clothes for Andy, your husband, for Christmas?

[Christy Lee]

No, we did not. We did not do Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like you witness protection. No, we did not.

[Tom Griswold]

We did not. You didn't do Christmas this year? What happened?

[Christy Lee]

No, we. We did Christmas, but we didn't get separate houses. No, I. I.

[Josh Arnold]

Sex coupons.

[Christy Lee]

I got. I got a new piece of furniture, and he. I got him a couple of very old 500 programs.

[Josh Arnold]

That's cool.

[Christy Lee]

1928.

[Josh Arnold]

500 programs is way too many.

[Christy Lee]

Indy 500.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, would you ever, under any circumstance.

[Christy Lee]

We were not going to do gifts.

[Chick McGee]

Give someone a. A coupon for six, say, 10 free hugs or free massage.

[Willie Griswold]

Or if you're giving out hug coupons.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll buy them for a million dollars.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely not.

[Chick McGee]

You know what dirty hip I'm gonna buy you? I'm gonna buy you.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of dirty hippie?

[Chick McGee]

Go in and get a will.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, for Christmas Day, I'm nothing but hugs.

[Josh Arnold]

How much would you pay for I'm proud of you or I love you.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm proud of you?

[Tom Griswold]

T shirt signed dad?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? When you're not here, he's always talking.

[Pat Godwin]

About how proud, but when you're here.

[Willie Griswold]

He says it only on air.

[Josh Arnold]

But remember, this is what means the most.

[Chick McGee]

That's true, buddy.

[Willie Griswold]

Trust me, I'm aware of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, see, there is a. There's a sequel to the story.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So the other day, I was in my office, and Kelly comes by and she goes, oh, the package came. So I take it on, I try it on, and this looks great. Great. It's the same thing, but it's in black. Yes, this looks good. I'm gonna. I'll take it. I'll take it into work, and I'll.

[Chick McGee]

Wear it when you get cold at work.

[Tom Griswold]

And then she goes, wait a second. I want. I want you to wear that when you're around me so you look decent because you usually dress like a slob.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So don't take it into work. So suddenly I'm being insulted.

[Christy Lee]

So where'd you get her?

[Chick McGee]

No way to live, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Wait, wait. Where did you get her? I'm curious.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got her all kinds of nice things, and I gotta tell you.

[Christy Lee]

And did she like all of them?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, well, I got her. This is going to sound stupid. No, no, you're going to think I'm an idiot. She is extraordinarily athletic, as you know. Works out all the time. But she can't jump rope.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So you got to jump rope.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, wait. So I got her. I found a lady that does professional jump rope lessons and he did the.

[Willie Griswold]

Thing where, you know, his new thing is he makes PJ Photoshop stuff. And so it's like Finn's face next to Taylor Swift or whatever. It's Kelly's face on like a little girl from the 50s jump roping.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fantastic. It is.

[Willie Griswold]

But the Photoshop looks a little off. It doesn't totally look like her. And she was confused when she saw it. At first she didn't recognize herself. I did. Her mom did.

[Tom Griswold]

See, it's got her adult face on like a 12 year old in 1956. Jump rope.

[Willie Griswold]

And so you.

[Josh Arnold]

May have made that for yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know, she's lived all these years.

[Willie Griswold]

There's a certain jump rope, Woody Allen element to it all, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

You needed to jump rope.

[Tom Griswold]

Jump a jump. Jumping rope is a very fine physical thing to be able to do.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's standard and CrossFit and stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hi, Kels. What you get for Christmas from Tom, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Huh? A face on a 12 year old.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

I could be taking the wrong way, couldn't it? And then I. But then I also. She's got. I did do this, which I rarely do. Is it. Your birthday is just around the corner.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm getting her a really special gift for her birthday, but it wasn't done yet, so I'm for. She's. We're gonna split that. Does that make sense? So her birthday. She's also gonna get another half of her Christmas present.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hard to explain, but all right. Well, when it happens.

[Christy Lee]

So she knows it's coming?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I told her what's coming, but she also got some other nice stuff. I hope, I hope she liked it.

[Josh Arnold]

Would she tell you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

So then you're good?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Oh, last year, terrible mistake.

[Josh Arnold]

I told you last year, buster, not a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I cannot discuss it on the radio. But I mean, it wasn't even the. The wrap. The paper Christmas wrap hadn't hit the floor before this one was dissed. I. I went out on a limb. It was experimental. I thought, okay, this, this might work. This is out of my normal disaster.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it a Chinese sex basket?

[Willie Griswold]

No, he would buy American.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't a set of steak knives again, was it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. Now let's move forward. Here we have. Coming up. Chris Lee, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we still have to go to the Consumer Electronics show in Vegas.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll look forward to that. Speaking of advanced technology, Hyundai, Christie's. Our Hyundai Gal.

[Chick McGee]

Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

And Hyundai's got they got something really cool.

[Christy Lee]

Talk about Hyundai. It's prize big.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Oh sorry. I thought it was Hyundai.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thanks very much Chick McGee, a couple quick things. Duke Tomato the Duke Tomato tree with the Ark in Ann Arbor, Michigan tonight. Willie G. And Kevin Boseman tonight and tomorrow at Indy's Helium and a really cool show in Boise, Idaho. Tim Allen tomorrow night at the Morrison Center. Greg Hahn this weekend at the Comedy Club of Lawrence, Kansas. See some great live stand up comedy and some great music with Duke. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Willie Griswold]

Eric.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Good Morning.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Aye, at the I hate Steven Singer, sidekick, chairman. Oh, that's right. Valentine's Day is right around the corner. Yeah, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, boy. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick Sports.

[Josh Arnold]

My credit card just stopped smoking and.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, talk to Tom about that. He's got birthdays.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they. They. They hit hard and fast at my place.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, you got. You got birthdays, half birthdays, quarter birthdays.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man, I got three birthdays in the next month.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy cow.

[Tom Griswold]

Owl.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he already had Sam's crazy talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Sam was just the other day, so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

42. Love you, brother.

[Jessica Hooker]

How old?

[Josh Arnold]

He's 30.

[Willie Griswold]

I was being mean. He's 36.

[Chick McGee]

What I was thinking, man, it sounded totally reasonable.

[Christy Lee]

Totally reasonable.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, he is bald, so it makes sense that you think that.

[Tom Griswold]

How'd that happen, by the way?

[Josh Arnold]

And it happened quickly, didn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sam's got my hairline. And you, you got.

[Chick McGee]

He's got your tall brothers.

[Pat Godwin]

It's all that talent and charm he has. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, let's.

[Willie Griswold]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What a kid.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen, if you're new to the show, I know it sounds like we all hate each other. That's because we do. Thanks for listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Christy Lee is over there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, real quick. Yes. Just a shout out to one of. I know one of Chick. Tom. Favorite actors. Pat, I think you're absolutely. Christy, I didn't leave. I didn't leave. I didn't include you in the text because I don't know that you even know who this is. Don't ace you. You probably do. The actor from Johnny Dangerously, Richard Dimitri, who played Maroney.

[Chick McGee]

Roman Maroney, has.

[Josh Arnold]

Has passed away.

[Tom Griswold]

He had all the lines about you. Fargan, Ice hole.

[Josh Arnold]

We actually have some audio.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly right, Tom. And here he is now. Roman Maroney. I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel. You allow the Corksuckers. You have violated my Fargan rights. This summon, unbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common, patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of. Like yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Johnny Dangerously is a. A really, really underrated movie.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I could have remembered that over the.

[Tom Griswold]

Joe Piscopo is great in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it stars Michael Keaton, Mary Lou Henry, Joe Piscopo.

[Tom Griswold]

And it. I don't know. I guess it was Griffin Dunn.

[Josh Arnold]

It's really.

[Chick McGee]

I'll do anything. I'll drive a hack. I don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

And I remember we watched. We Rented that movie and my dad goes, that guy should win best supporting act.

[Pat Godwin]

We had it memorized. His skills, right?

[Tom Griswold]

And he was an excellent actor. He was an acting teacher. But then, sad. Sadly, his career ended quite a while ago and he actually. He became an antique stealer. He couldn't. He had. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A Broadway guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But not much movie work, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Just a few things that I got this time. You forgot to say Happy birthday to Kate Middleton.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the princess.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know who Kate Middleton.

[Chick McGee]

Is she the Queen of England? Coming up.

[Christy Lee]

She could. She will be.

[Pat Godwin]

Plays her cards right.

[Tom Griswold]

Her favorite. Her favorite bed band as queen.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's what it is.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Chuck dies and Camilla's still alive. Is she still a queen consort or. She just.

[Chick McGee]

She's a queen consort. And then. So then Kate would be queen.

[Christy Lee]

There'd be two queens.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, Willie will be. It'll be King Willie.

[Christy Lee]

I do King Willie and two queens.

[Chick McGee]

No, King Willie and Kate Middleton will be.

[Josh Arnold]

I only had to. Pair of two. So you win.

[Chick McGee]

Kate Middleton will be a queen. You is.

[Christy Lee]

He will. Yes, she will.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, you know what, guys? We don't care because you're 1776, baby. I don't know why we're talking about these.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right.

[Chick McGee]

No matter how stupid, we think having a king and queen is down with the crown, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, I'm confused. So if.

[Chick McGee]

Well, think about it. When Queen Elizabeth was queen, there was a king.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, Prince Philip. Okay, well then maybe she'll be prince. So she. I think she'll be queen.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then how could Camilla be quite queen?

[Chick McGee]

She's on third.

[Christy Lee]

She's Queen consort.

[Josh Arnold]

Kate Middleton's husband becomes king.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Kate absolutely becomes queen.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure? Yes, but it doesn't. Doesn't mean nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's Freddie Mercury in this whole thing?

[Christy Lee]

He's dead.

[Josh Arnold]

Freddie Mercury is not. Is not part of this.

[Tom Griswold]

Queen is dead. Along live the Queen and that oldest.

[Chick McGee]

Little boy that William had then. You know, the one with the crazy look in his eye. He's going to be the next king.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's already acting king.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm with Willie.

[Josh Arnold]

1776, baby.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what's happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

This year's Consumer Electronics show in Las Vegas saw the unveiling of several unusual pieces of technology. Among the odd items presented at the annual trade show were the Flow Pad by Vivio, a smart menstrual pad made with a micro Fluid. Fluidic diagnostic layer that tests menstrual blood for ph, fertility, ovarian health, and perimenopausal hormones.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a dipstick.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's a. It's an app and it goes to your phone and you can check and see.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I ask a stupid question? Would this be reusable?

[Chick McGee]

The pad? I would. I would think not.

[Christy Lee]

I would think not.

[Tom Griswold]

All the electronics in it. You throw it away.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, there would probably. It's probably a caddy for a pad that you throw away way and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that makes sense. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, okay. Interesting. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

The C200 ultrasonic chef's knife. Oh, the 200 from Seattle Ultrasonics. An 8 inch vibrating kitchen knife that claims to slice through food more smoothly than a regular knife.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Figure out knives.

[Christy Lee]

Like, don't we have an electric knife as it is?

[Chick McGee]

Not like the 200.

[Tom Griswold]

This. This doesn't. This isn't the. I read about this. It's not the kind that. Like the ones you use your turkey with that have the two blades that are rubbing against one another.

[Josh Arnold]

If it's ultrasonic, it's like the toothbrush then. So it's very.

[Chick McGee]

It's like the C200. That's your big boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

300,000 times per second. They vibrate.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Oh, sorry, honey. Can't cut the turkey. I forgot to put the knife on the charging machine. Yeah, I'm with you. I think we kind of got the knife done about 1776. I think we perfected.

[Christy Lee]

I think we have this one to show you. The Lollipop Star by Lava Tech Brands. A lollipop that plays music through vibrations that travel from your jaw to your inner ear.

[Willie Griswold]

That sounds like it's gonna give me brain cancer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this is for raves and things. Not a thing anymore, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It seems like it. It would be a rave type thing.

[Chick McGee]

Have it in your mouth and. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

This candy that plays music while you eat. It was also named the worst in show for the environment since the sticks cannot be recharged or reused after the candy is gone.

[Chick McGee]

Were you a part of that? Willie is. They had the baby pacifiers and stuff they party with.

[Willie Griswold]

That's kind of like a wook culture adjacent. That's more. Wooks are more like acid and mushrooms. That's more Molly and ecstasy. That makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

So I've been to a couple raves. Yeah. I loved them then. And I was.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

I was done with. I was only drunk. Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But a lot of, like, pacifiers and.

[Josh Arnold]

Suckers Yeah, I saw a lot of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Pacifier. The guys with gloves on their fingers, they do little glove shows for you. I mean, there's probably. There's a picture of me, 19 years old at a festival in Miami, just.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, getting my mind blown. What is the glove thing?

[Willie Griswold]

It's just some freaky, weird guy that sits alone in his apartment practicing moving his hands like this a lot. And then he does.

[Josh Arnold]

It's dark in there. And so. Yeah, this. Yeah, it's.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, you, like, light up and you're hanging out. You think he's creating a universe right in front of your face. The song changes. You see the light of his face and you're like, ah, I don't want you to be a real person.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And then this is. They're all on. So some Molly was hallucinogenic.

[Christy Lee]

I see some of the other things.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question real quick. Does anybody. This reminded me of something. So I did a little homework here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, always a dangerous phrase.

[Tom Griswold]

Y. I'm talking about the. These lollipops. You hear music right through your mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

It's all Buddy Holly.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody remember tooth tunes?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I do not.

[Willie Griswold]

No, it was a toothbrush. It'd play like two minutes of a Britney Spears song.

[Chick McGee]

Song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, my kids had those.

[Josh Arnold]

And when it ended, you knew you were done.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

They were. They were. I remembered it a little bit, so I did. Yeah, they were real big for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. They came out. The Hasbro company brought them out in 2007, and they had a two minute clip, like Woolly said, of a real song.

[Josh Arnold]

I got a pocket. I got a pocket full of songs.

[Christy Lee]

How you knew that you were done.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's time to reboot that.

[Chick McGee]

I got a pocket.

[Tom Griswold]

I would love that.

[Christy Lee]

You would love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, not for example, Christy. You know how you're supposed to. When you wash your hands, you're supposed to sing Happy Birthday.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Twice.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how long you're supposed. Okay. No wonder I'm diseased. Yeah. Wouldn't that be nice, though? You get your. Your sonic hair, you put it in there and it plays your favorite tune.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I would like it better because mine right now just gives me a short zerp.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, so does mine. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it could be playing, like, your favorite corn track.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, that would be for flossing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Violent flossing, that is.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's a fine joke. That didn't get what it deserved.

[Willie Griswold]

We laughed at it.

[Chick McGee]

You didn' Got exactly what it I.

[Tom Griswold]

Was registering it as a fine, fine piece of work. Once again, from Josh, some other congratulations.

[Christy Lee]

That were showcased at the futuristic.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I've been here 40 years, I've never gotten a congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

It didn't feel good.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good seemed over the top, didn't it?

[Christy Lee]

The Lego introduced the Smart Play, a blend of connected bricks with Star wars themes. There's also the LG 10 a TV as thin as a paper paper, finish, paper, finish, paper chick.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how do they.

[Josh Arnold]

What? Well, we can't watch Netflix. I accidentally ripped the tv.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I put another log on the farm. I reached back and grabbed the poker.

[Christy Lee]

Right through the tv.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they have one that they can actually roll up?

[Christy Lee]

They did.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a poster. Yes, it's a. I mean, remember the chick? You were the first one that had a big screen tv.

[Chick McGee]

No, Bob was first and that really made.

[Josh Arnold]

And six men had to bring in.

[Tom Griswold]

In.

[Chick McGee]

It was. I don't. I can't even say what I paid for it, but it was like a 42 inch plasma that weighed as much as Christian and wasn't it. It was amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

A foot thick or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Those things would get.

[Chick McGee]

I had. Yeah, I had the one where you sat it on the floor and it was a more or less plastic.

[Willie Griswold]

That one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then they went to plasma and now I. I don't know how many TVs I have.

[Josh Arnold]

Many.

[Chick McGee]

Many.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you working with now? What's your favorite TV?

[Chick McGee]

TVs. I'd rather. I. I don't how many inches. I can't endorse one particular Sony. I'm still, still a Sony guy.

[Christy Lee]

We also have Roborock, which presented a vacuum that will climb your stairs. I know how much you love.

[Josh Arnold]

I do want to see this.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to. I don't want any part of this. He's coming up to get me, you know. He is.

[Christy Lee]

I could really use that. Actually.

[Josh Arnold]

I have one problem with this demo though. It's not carpet, it's wood. Some kind of vine, you know, your luxury vinyl play.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe see what you're saying, but.

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this just a still or is it video?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Do we have video?

[Chick McGee]

Looks like a still.

[Willie Griswold]

We're all staring at it like it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Video though, so that is worthless.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. There's nothing worse than, you know, I'm anti Roomba, but yeah, it's hard to sweep stairs. I have a special.

[Chick McGee]

This is totally.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially for a tiny lady like Christie.

[Christy Lee]

I have a special small Vacuum for it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever picked up a magazine lately and look. Seen a picture and taking your fingers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Put it on the picture and tried to make it bigger.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You know, on Instagram, double click is a like. And on Facebook it's a zoom in.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Have you ever. You're trying to zoom in and you like some random post.

[Josh Arnold]

That's terrible. Oh, I hate that.

[Willie Griswold]

It's so embarrassing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have a.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, look at this thing.

[Chick McGee]

Had we put Terminator music behind this.

[Tom Griswold]

This is not gonna. No one's gonna. It is pointless.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's only going to do the middle of your stairs. It's going to take all day.

[Tom Griswold]

The stairway, it's the easiest thing to clean. You just take a broom and you sweep everything down.

[Christy Lee]

Not if you have carpet on your steps.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have carpet.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course you don't.

[Chick McGee]

The guy who made that video was called into the president's office. Can I talk to you about the video? You did not. Not very good.

[Josh Arnold]

We kind of want to sell these.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We kind of want to get rid.

[Chick McGee]

Of a lot of these.

[Tom Griswold]

And then it can't. It's not going to be able to get the edges where all the dirt is anyway.

[Jessica Hooker]

Said.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it won't be able to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's worthless.

[Christy Lee]

Samsung has a new fridge out there called the Bespoke AI family hub refrigerator.

[Tom Griswold]

As soon as they said Bespoke, I hate it.

[Pat Godwin]

Shakespeare.

[Christy Lee]

It's also been named one of the worst in show.

[Chick McGee]

11 grand.

[Josh Arnold]

Worst in show.

[Christy Lee]

Worst in show. According to iFixit, the refrigerator's over engineered design. I fix it adds failure points without delivering meaningful. Meaningful durability or serviceability.

[Josh Arnold]

I fix it.

[Tom Griswold]

So what is this fridge? What does this fridge do? Doesn't your fridge. Doesn't your fridge require a password? Chick.

[Christy Lee]

In addition, voice control door. That did not work well during the demo. The refrigerator also has a large embedded touchscreen and added AI features.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you're so fat you can't open your refrigerator door. Open the door. Give me more food.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what's funny is in his head, the. The person is like 150.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He must weigh 1, 170, 190, maybe 200 pounds.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so tired of everything needing a password. Why does your refrigerator require a password?

[Chick McGee]

It's just hooked up to WI fi and that you can turn it like if I'm on. If there's a problem or a power outage, I can check it and see if my. My refrigerator's on at home or whatever, it's. Honestly, it's useless.

[Christy Lee]

There was a refrigerator that Kristen Bell. I remember, and Dax Shepard. Didn't they have a commercial for it where they'd go, honey, what do we need at the store?

[Tom Griswold]

And she'd.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's the thing.

[Christy Lee]

And they could do that.

[Chick McGee]

Mine doesn't do that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And she could just.

[Tom Griswold]

And it would, like, have a camera inside.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And you could see what was inside.

[Tom Griswold]

Or if you need that, you probably have a professional ass wiper at home. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I really wanted those commercials. Honey, what do we need from the store? I don't know. We have personal chefs who go shopping for us. Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

What's a store?

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you make a 900,000 billion from Disney? Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I think their podcast is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Can't you close to 100 mil order DoorDash? And I don't begrudge it. It's just, let's have normal people in normal people commercials.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Any more? Worst in show.

[Christy Lee]

Let's see what else was in there.

[Chick McGee]

There.

[Jessica Hooker]

Sausage.

[Josh Arnold]

Sausage. Worst.

[Christy Lee]

Marx Internet connected.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Willie, get up.

[Christy Lee]

Marx Internet connected. Treadmill. The industry's first AI coach. Powered by a large language model that can converse with the user and was named worst in show for security.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you sure are fat.

[Chick McGee]

How large of a language model was she?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep running your treadmill run for the next three months. You'll drop a couple pounds. Who wants their treadmill to talk to.

[Josh Arnold]

I would want it to be funny, though. Ow, my back.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, isn't that the whole thing behind the, like, Peloton. Peloton. They're talking.

[Josh Arnold]

It's encouraging. Yeah, you got this.

[Willie Griswold]

There's something nice about a hot lady yelling at you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, Queen.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't they?

[Chick McGee]

Can you actually interact with the Peloton people or are they just randomly talking everybody?

[Tom Griswold]

What was the one? A couple years ago, there was a giant mirror. Remember this?

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

And some.

[Christy Lee]

It was called the mirror.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Peloton paid like a billion dollars for it and it's already tanked.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it has?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know, that's one of those things, though, where I feel like if you buy it, you don't need another one for 15 years.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, now, speaking of great products, how about this? Well, I wanted to get to this earlier, and I was wrong, but I was right about how cool the Hyundai is. Christy is our Hyundai lady. And the Palisade has some interesting stats. The most important one probably is the fact that 600 plus miles of range, that's a great. This is of course the Palisade hybrid.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. If you've not been really focused on your electric, you know, you don't think, oh, I want to go to an electric vehicle. This is a great way to make that transition. Possibly because it's gas and it's electric and you don't have to do anything. It knows when to go from one to the other, which is great. Great. The features on the Hyundai are amazing. I can't tell you. You can. It'll park for you if you want. I mean it will do things like there's a, a driver assist where you can probably shouldn't do this, but take your hands off the steering wheel if you have to for a second. It'll keep you on the lane and it's pretty amazing. They have done some great things with Hyundai and the fabulous Palisade which will fit a family of at least 6, 7. It's gorgeous, a gorgeous vehicle and it's a hybrid.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, 600 plus miles of range, you're going to save money on gas, etc. Etc. Find out the details from Hyundai. Go to Hyundai USA.com that's Hyundai H Y U N D a I Hyundai USA.com get the details or give them a call. They'll tell you what's going on. 562-314-4603 or the website Hyundai USA.com coming up, we'll check in with the the news desk. Christy and Lee. Headline walrus penis stolen.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

From a famous place. You'll find out what I'm talking about a couple minutes in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Blue Wind is blow.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios in the South Dylac Insurance news setter. It's Christy Lee. There she is.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold. Hi there. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Time to check in with Donkey's Place.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right, Donkey's Place.

[Chick McGee]

It's a famous, famous tavern.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. In Camden.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

New Jersey cheesecake restaurant says someone has stolen what it calls, quote, its beloved walrus be.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Beloved, huh? Rob Lucas Jr. Strong there.

[Christy Lee]

Owner of Donkey's Place in Camden told New Jersey Advanced Media that the eatery's Venus. Venus penis bone was being kept behind the bar but was frequently handed over to patrons for photo ops. He explained that a bartender recently allowed a trio of customers to handle the walrus penis. And when the staff.

[Chick McGee]

Hello? Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Went back to do something else, one dude st. Stole it. The restaurant has shared images of the culprit on social media and has asked for the item's return.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't even leave the tip. No. No. So I wanted to explore this a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Has anybody been to this restaurant?

[Tom Griswold]

I know it's. It got famous with Anthony Bourdain.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The sadly late Anthony Bourdain.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. The Donkey's Place. It's called Kitchen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Kitchen Confidential. But I looked at a walrus pizza. Penis is typically almost 25 inches in length. It can reach up to 30 inches.

[Chick McGee]

Is that as my mother would say? How similar is a walrus penis to a human penis?

[Christy Lee]

Is that once it's erect or is that inside the body? I've seen walruses. I don't see.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say hang down?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It must, like, come out.

[Christy Lee]

It must come out. Telescope, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. So. And. And I assume.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there it is.

[Chick McGee]

There she is. Oh, no. The penis is on the left.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like a. It looks like a fungal bat. That is huge.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And it's.

[Christy Lee]

It's kind of curved.

[Willie Griswold]

It's like an alpenhorn.

[Josh Arnold]

Now this is just the bone. This is just the penis bone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So imagine some flesh around it.

[Christy Lee]

They have.

[Chick McGee]

They have bones in their penis.

[Josh Arnold]

So. Yeah. So that's the exact same as humans.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

So then it couldn't retract. I mean, it would have to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Unless the muscles pushed the bone out and pushed. Pulled it back in.

[Christy Lee]

Hide all that.

[Chick McGee]

Believe it Mechanized.

[Christy Lee]

We know so much about walruses.

[Josh Arnold]

Would Pat Godwin. Would you make out with that bartender?

[Pat Godwin]

No, because she's too close to my family. She looks like an Irish sister. Cousin.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly why I want to make out with her. It's just like your sister.

[Christy Lee]

She's right next to the Jameson.

[Pat Godwin]

I noticed that right off the bat.

[Chick McGee]

That does look like you coming up to me and going, chick, I've got a girl for you. It's my cousin Lenor. She's not.

[Josh Arnold]

She does resemble your sister Pat. And that she's holding a giant piece.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought that's the connection.

[Chick McGee]

What's it doing out of her mouth?

[Tom Griswold]

That could be slander. The. The aforementioned line strictly for comedic purposes. Pat. Sister is a lovely lady. Both of them?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

How many? Three.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they litigious?

[Tom Griswold]

Two of them?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Agents at Chicago o' Hare International Airport seized primate meat from a passenger's luggage. Recently. Customs said passenger from Congo brought 11 pounds of beans that were infested by pests, 17 pounds of unknown plants, and 4 pounds of non human primate meat into the country. Photo show.

[Tom Griswold]

At least it was non human.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This year it could have really gone.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think that's like the list at Congo Trader Joe's, don't you think?

[Willie Griswold]

Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, are you going to a market and finding primate.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Photos showed mummified small primates that were taken from the passenger suitcase.

[Josh Arnold]

They're the Cornish game hens.

[Tom Griswold]

Good God.

[Josh Arnold]

And is it. Is it only weird to us because if we grew up in the Congo, is this. Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently they're trying to get him to switch. They've got beyond monkey meat now.

[Chick McGee]

Mutilated little dirty birdie feet.

[Christy Lee]

The items were seized and destroyed. According to customs. The person honestly believed the food they were bringing in was fine.

[Josh Arnold]

And that person sounded like, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead, Pat. Take your time. Stretch out, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, at one point we. The story first started and we all looked at each other like, who's doing this?

[Willie Griswold]

I don't care anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Thank God none of us did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Apu may be gone, but this guy we can go for. Wow. That is. It is a. Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you ever try it?

[Tom Griswold]

No. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't have any interests.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I don't think so.

[Willie Griswold]

Chicken's pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Did you ever have chicken feet?

[Josh Arnold]

We did. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Here.

[Tom Griswold]

We had them here.

[Josh Arnold]

Those were gross.

[Willie Griswold]

It's like the outer, like, sinewy part of the chicken wing you don't like getting, but that's all it was.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you have chicken feet at the movie in South Korea?

[Josh Arnold]

Squid. Dried squid was popular there.

[Willie Griswold]

That doesn't sound bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Salted.

[Pat Godwin]

At least dried salt.

[Josh Arnold]

You could. You could get salted or peanut buttered. Buttered dried squid.

[Willie Griswold]

It makes sense. Like a Pad Thai kind of thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Almost flavor, kind of what they were going for. It really was kind of fairly flavorless. It was like jerky and I. It was. It kind of tasted like fish food smells.

[Tom Griswold]

Peanut butter and squid.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't like they slathered it in peanut butter. It was like peanut butter flavored. They did something to it. You can also get popcorn, thankfully now.

[Chick McGee]

Peanut butter and squid.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it sell?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what it did but one of the movie theaters, the popcorn was free.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Show Announcer]

Free?

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a movie theater in Korea where you walked up to the popcorn, the popper itself, and you just got yourself a bag.

[Willie Griswold]

Did you apply to extend your visa? Immediately.

[Josh Arnold]

And insanely not very crowded. There was never a line, nothing. They were all getting their squid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, thank you so much and thank you for joining us here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Go IU. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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