The BOB & TOM Show - July 1, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - July 1, 2026

Main Theme & Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show kicks off the week with its trademark blend of comedy, live banter, listener letters, and topical news/sports commentary. The crew leans into pre-Fourth of July energy, discussing everything from crazy fireworks advice and airport travel nightmares to celebrity gossip (Taylor & Travis!), alligator safety in the Southeast, and memorable bits about the joys (and perils) of diet, driving, music, and weird inventions like "laxative beer." Classic BOB & TOM wordplay and irreverent humor permeate the show, with listener engagement high via emails and personalized shoutouts.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Regular Open - Classic BOB & TOM-style Parody

• "Shatz Beer" Commercial: The show launches into a musical parody commercial for "Shatz," a high-fiber, laxative beer, featuring an elaborate run of puns and mock advertising. Plenty of toilet humor and clever wordplay set the comedic tone.

  "We're not yet number one, but Shatz is always number two." - Chick McGee (01:02)

• Formats Covered: Song parodies, fake endorsements, medical jokes, and a roast of beer commercials.

• Memorable Moment: Introduction of "O'Stool" (non-alcoholic, high fiber beer for teetotalers)—the cast can't resist.

2. Airport & Holiday Travel Woes (03:12 – 06:48)

• Host Descriptions: Tom’s sleep-deprived after an airport run; Christy notes packed airports and big travel weekend. Chick and Tom riff on parking lot etiquette and how different people navigate crowded spaces.
• Funny Observations:
  • Chick: “Some people walk like geese through a parking lot, oblivious to the automobiles.”
  • Tom: “Pedestrians have the right of way. I’m very cautious…” (05:21)
  • Christy: “Airport packed, big travel weekend.” (04:43)
• Dog Stories: Chick and Tom relate their dogs' confusion amidst early-morning chaos.

3. Celebrity & Sports Talk (09:20 – 13:06 | 36:41 – 39:03)

• Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s Rumored Wedding:
  • Rumors swirling about a huge celebration at Madison Square Garden. Christy: “They’re building a castle!” (09:48)
  • Jokes about NFL players, bouncy house weddings, DJing the reception, and football jocks as party ‘idiots.’
• Sports Roundup:
  • LeBron reportedly leaving Lakers.
  • Serena Williams’ return at Wimbledon (“It did not go well.” – Tom, 11:58)
  • WNBA, NBA, and World Cup updates, with comedic asides about team names, player retirements (“LeBron be gone. He’d be La-gone.” – Chick, 04:07), and the importance of seeing aging legends.

4. Listener Letters & Trivia Tangents (19:01 – 24:49)

• Manual Transmission Rant:
  • Several hosts lament the dying art of driving stick shift.
  • Tangent: eating in cars, car spills, and the messy kid friend “every parent dreads.”
• Music Deep-Dives:
  • Leonid and Friends, the Russian Chicago/Steely Dan cover band, gets multiple mentions and high praise.
  • Listener calls the female singer “smoking hot.” (23:01)
  • Tangential letters about musician hardship, name puns (Mr. Funk), and learning about American pop music behind the Iron Curtain.

5. License Plate Hijinks & Joke Setups (26:18 – 29:40)

• Funny Vanity Plates:
  • South Dakota: “MUF DVR” (Muff Diver). – Christy, 26:32
  • “SCHATZ 1” spotted on a car (“Shots one”). – Pat, 27:03
  • Debates about whether drivers know the double entendres.
• Polaroid Swingers & Apple Preferences:
  • Brief, lighthearted chat about old Polaroid “swinger” cameras and their intended vs. alternate uses by swingers.
  • Apple debate (Honeycrisp vs. Fuji vs. Gala) turns into a playful pronunciation tangent.

6. Comedic News & Cultural Commentary (41:01 – 44:05; 52:14 – 56:16)

• Monkees Outselling the Beatles (1967):
  • Trivia: “In 1967 the Monkees outsold the Beatles. Hard to believe.” – Chick, 41:28
• Alligator Safety & Florida Waterways:
  • Gruesome news about a woman’s alligator encounter in Orlando opens up BOB & TOM’s affection for dark humor and life in the South.
  • Christy: “Who gets in a river in Florida to swim?” (14:33)
  • General lesson: All bodies of water in Florida assume to have gators.

7. World Cup, Name-Knowledge, & International Banter (66:05 – 71:02)

• World Cup Updates:
  • Play-by-play on games and group stage progression, with comedic asides about time zones, confusion over hyphenated country names (USA vs. Bosnia & Herzegovina or “Titty Twister”), and travel as a soccer fan.
• Country Name Changes:
  • Turkey’s president wants it pronounced “Türkiye,” hosts riff on pronunciation, and list other renamed countries (Siam, Burma).

8. Pop Culture Remembrances & Parodies (82:27 – 88:34)

• Tribute to Victor Willis (Village People):
  • Willis' death prompts a group singalong and humorous analysis of the Village People's legacy, costumes, and “hidden innuendo.”
  • “Were those immediately gay anthems?” – Pat, 83:41
  • Song title deep-dive, including “YMCA,” “Macho Man,” and obscure tracks (“My Roommate”).
• Nostalgia: Walkmans, Batman/Monkees Trading Cards, and Kit Kat Flavors:
  • Discussion of collectibles, how pop culture and consumables differ across countries (Japan’s wild Kit Kat variants).

9. Sexual Innuendo, Bad Decisions, and Jail Purses (43:50–75:30; 135:01 – 136:16)

• Cocaine Smuggling “Jail Purse” Incident:
  • Light-hearted discussion about what people try to sneak into jail via certain body parts, police terminology (“jail purse”), and whether men have ever smuggled contraband using penile insertion (“urinary orify” – Tom, 08:41).
• Sexy Time Segment with Ally Breen (140:15–153:51)
  • Letters addressed:
    • Husband refusing sex with wife until she loses baby weight, gets roundly mocked by both crew and listeners.
    • Vegan woman upset about neighbor’s BBQ grilling; hosts advise her to deal with it (“Go move!”).
    • “No strings attached” relationships gone awry.
    • Advice for stepparents, jealous exes stalking on social media, and classic “tit for tat” wordplay.
  • Waxing philosophic: “Of course you judge people by their names.” – Chick

10. Fireworks Safety, Pyrotechnic Fails, & Humor

• Fireworks Warnings:
  • 10-15,000 ER visits yearly; sparklers called “most dangerous firework in America.”
  • Banter about reckless home displays, safer alternatives, and creative use of bottle rockets and wiffle bats.
• Classic Quotes:
  • "There's no way to hold a sparkler and not have kind of an effeminate look." – Chick, 97:10
  • “Don’t relight a dud. Same advice goes for old girlfriends.” – Christy, 131:31

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Airport Parking Lots:

  “These people as a general rule walk like geese through a parking lot, oblivious to the fact that they're actually automobiles and trucks.” — Chick McGee (05:43)

• On Taylor & Travis Wedding Speculation:

  “They’re building a castle. … Travis Kelsey was quite disappointed when he found out it wasn’t a bouncy house.” — Chick (09:49)

• On LeBron Leaving Lakers:

  “LeBron be gone. He'd be La-gone.” — Chick McGee (04:07)

• On Smuggling Drugs in Jail:

  “Well, when a bag of coke falls out of your ass, I don't know how innocent you are.” — Chick (08:12)

• On Shopping for Stick Shift Cars:

  “I think I need an extra car. I'd like to get something funky with a stick.” — Chick (20:11)

• On The Village People’s Legacy:

  “Are you surprised to hear [Victor Willis] was a young man?” — Pat (82:54) “He came up with Y.M.C.A. … It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.” — Tom (109:38)

• On Fireworks Safety:

  “The hottest things ever … Sparklers.” — Pat (129:24) “Don’t relight a dud. Same goes for ex-wives.” — Chick (131:31)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Opening “Shatz Beer” Parody – 00:15–03:12
• Airport Parking Woes/Travel – 03:12–07:08
• Jail Purse/Cocaine Story – 07:43–08:40, revisited 135:01–136:16
• Taylor & Travis/World Cup/Sports – 09:20–13:06, 36:41–39:03, 66:05–71:02
• Listener Letters: Stick Shift & Car Etiquette – 19:01–25:06
• Vanity Plates and Music Reminiscence – 26:18–29:40, 41:01–44:05
• Village People Tribute – 82:27–88:34, 107:17–115:08
• Sexy Time with Ally Breen – 140:15–153:51
• Fireworks Safety and Mishaps – 128:40–133:20
• Notable Name-Judging Bit – 160:47–161:29

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Show’s Language & Tone

Classic BOB & TOM: playful, a little ribald, riff-driven, and “locker room” fun, but with genuine affection and respect among cast members. Trademark blend of “dad joke” wordplay, pop culture digs, running jokes about bodily function, and self-aware goofiness. Listener emails and letters add a genuine communal feeling.

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Summary Takeaways

This episode delivers the freewheeling ensemble experience longtime fans expect—peppered with new topical zingers and sharp observational humor. While rooted in comedy, the crew also brings nostalgic warmth (tributes to recently passed musicians, tales of growing up, and car nostalgia) and the obligatory BOB & TOM irreverence. Whether pondering the risks of "laxative beer," poking fun at Taylor Swift wedding rumors, or riffing on the dangers of sparklers, this episode is a comprehensive slice of what BOB & TOM do best—mixing mischief, music trends, and current events into a raucous, fast-paced morning blend.

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For First-Time Listeners / Episode Highlights

• You get: Classic fake commercials, unfiltered banter, wild sports conjecture, pop culture deep dives, and classic parodies.
• Notable for: “Shatz Beer” skit, Village People tributes, fireworks advice, unfiltered “Sexy Time” advice from UK-based Ally Breen, and a running eulogy for manual transmissions (and sometimes, civility).

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, beer drinkers. Do you find that your beer not only fills you up, it binds you up? You need a beer that will help you loosen up. Introducing the beer that not only tastes great, it packs a mega high fiber wallop. It's the first beer that's also a laxative. We call it Shatz S H A T apostrophe S Shats.

[Pat Godwin]

All the cats tip their hats to

[Chick McGee]

the man who's drinking shats.

[Pat Godwin]

The man who needs some fiber in

[Chick McGee]

his brew, Shat and Bear. When all is shat out.

[Pat Godwin]

Done.

[Chick McGee]

We're not yet number one, but Schatz

[Pat Godwin]

is always number two.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, I'm Phil Throne from the Schatz Brewing Company. Pour yourself a Schatz and see why it's making a splash all over the country. Schatz, the laxative beer. Schatz is brewed with the highest quality hops and barley. Then we add our secret ingredient, whole kernel corn. Not too much, just a pinch. Every Schatz, this beer is fortified with 12 essential vitamins. So you're always guaranteed a good, healthy Shatz. Shatz is available in the 6 ounce Little Squirt or the 64 ounce Big Lager. And every Schatz is tapered at one end so your can won't slam shut. We here at Schatz are saddened by the recent passing of Adolph Schatt, founder of the Schatz family brewery, better known as the Old Brick Shat House. In fact, Adolph loved his beer so much, his last wish was to be interred in a giant vat of shats. So come on, when it's time to take a load off, crack open a shats. You will say hooray. Cause relief is on its way. No more irregularity for you. Chat's Bear. Give us Shatz a pop and soon you'll hear a plop.

[Tom Griswold]

Shatz is nature's perfect. Don't just take any beer, take a shat. And for you teetotalers, try our new high fiber non alcoholic beer. We call it o'. Stool. Oh, stools.

[Chick McGee]

Sample one today. And don't forget.

[Tom Griswold]

Shat's light, Shat's dark. And for those with diverticulitis, proctitis and polyposis, doctors direct em to try new Shat's Red Shat's Beer, a division of Frigamol Industries, Flushing, New York.

[Christy Lee]

That is disgusting.

[Chick McGee]

Well, hey.

[Tom Griswold]

From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's, it's, it's it. The Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, meaning business Taking off her warm ups right. Look out.

[Christy Lee]

Put me in the game.

[Tom Griswold]

Coach ready to roll at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick got the UK out. Tom, the ukulele isn't that cut the summer. There's Josh Arnold. Hello, there's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. World Cup, Travis and Taylor and. Oh, so it's all happening. Oh, it's all happening.

[Chick McGee]

Olivia Rodrigo. We got Travis, we got Taylor, we got World Cup.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Olivia going to be at the wedding? Is that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

She's in the news for something else. So big LeBron story today told.

[Tom Griswold]

The Lakers ain't gonna play there no more.

[Chick McGee]

LeBron be gone. He'd be. He'd be Lagone. LeBron le gone nothing. Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear listener and those in the studio, you'll have to excuse Tom for most of the rest of the morning. He's just completed an airport airport run and he as I told him he is a warrior. He is a badass. Being at the airport this early, two

[Chick McGee]

dog walks before 3am it's unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Add up baby.

[Chick McGee]

Probably a little heavy on the caffeine side. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Want to say hello to all my fellow freeway people out there.

[Tom Griswold]

It was packed and get a lot

[Christy Lee]

of this travel weekend. Airport packed, big travel weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

He was at the airport dropping off passengers and there was a guy in front of him getting his luggage out of his car.

[Christy Lee]

That's what you do?

[Chick McGee]

No, that's what marks. I didn't say that. So the douchebag in front of me tried to back into me while I was getting luggage out of my car. He was trying to unparallel.

[Tom Griswold]

But the thing is unparalleled part.

[Chick McGee]

Well there the cars are 3 wide and what you get stuck in there. I get it. I just have to kind of be careful. And there are many people who as pedestrians don't realize that contemporary vehicles can really hurt when they hit you. Well, get out of the way, pedestrians.

[Tom Griswold]

Pedestrians have the right of way. I'm very cautious of them despite your get out of the way.

[Chick McGee]

I would like to do a socio ethnic breakdown of how people walk in parking lots. I'm sorry everyone actually notice it.

[Pat Godwin]

These groups, our ears are open.

[Chick McGee]

These people. These people as a general rule walk like geese through a parking lot oblivious to the fact that they're actually automobiles and trucks.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard people refer to these people by the term these people, but I'm not a fan.

[Chick McGee]

But I'm not suggesting.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

That you have to do any homework, to figure out who I'm talking about. About. Okay, good. Well, anyway, I'm a little bit discombobulated. We got some stuff coming up and I'm not sure what it is, so let's just. Let's just move forward. I've got some great letters behind, man,

[Tom Griswold]

I hope you see, now, this can go two ways. You can either be irritable and bite our heads off, or you can just be extra goofy. No, I vote for extra goofy.

[Chick McGee]

That's what you got today. I'm not irritable at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

I'm in a good mood.

[Tom Griswold]

Good, good, good. I'll put an end to that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the. The dogs very confused now.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they go to a spa because you're.

[Chick McGee]

No, they're being taken care of.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

Someone's at my house the whole time.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice, nice, nice.

[Chick McGee]

They'll be getting another walk here momentarily. But they're just confused because usually there's not the. In the entire house. Isn't chaotic at 3 in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody's people running around and.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're normally like a cat.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I sneak around, but yeah. One of my dogs is going, what the hell's going on? The other one goes, this is great. What are we doing? This is sure fun. The big dog's going, all right, look, I'm trying to get some sleep. Get this kid out of my face. I've got plans for the day of

[Tom Griswold]

feel good thought process. Like everything I. I need to know, I learned from my dog or something. Like. Does this sound familiar to.

[Chick McGee]

Not quite everything. My dog. There's a few things he hasn't figured out yet.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but wouldn't you like that attitude? Whatever happened, whatever's going on, this is great. And that's a dog's attitude.

[Chick McGee]

You could take your dog, go to the biggest mall in your state, take off all your clothes and walk in. Your dog's not going to say anything.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's not.

[Chick McGee]

What's going on? There any treats in here?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. You don't have treats. You don't have pockets. What's going on?

[Chick McGee]

Well, speaking of having things not in their pockets, we do have one of those prison purse stories coming up, and I.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you like that term prison purse, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

It's actually. It's actually used by the police in the press release.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Put it in quotes at least.

[Chick McGee]

I. They may have said prison pocket or something. Yeah, I'll have to. I'll have to figure that out. I Remember vaguely seeing it and thinking, oh, now the cops are using it. Makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened to innocent until proven. Never mind what happened.

[Chick McGee]

Innocent until proven guilty. Well, when a bag of coke falls out of your ass, I don't know how innocent you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, he's still allegedly.

[Pat Godwin]

Please.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, it allegedly fell out of her ass.

[Tom Griswold]

He's still innocent. Oh, is it a girl?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm not sure if it was. I don't know which one it was.

[Christy Lee]

They called it a jail purse.

[Chick McGee]

Jail purse. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it in the. The news release says jail.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The cop said fell out of her jail purse.

[Tom Griswold]

Has any guy ever smuggled anything in?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

In his urinary.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a tiny file.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe a vial of like a glass. Narcotics, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. They never look there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't know if you can. Can you get it out? Unless you have like a. Do you have to have like tweezers, maybe like a rip cord or something to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a nylon filament?

[Christy Lee]

A little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Every guy. Yeah. That is.

[Tom Griswold]

You're just asking for urinary tract infection. You're doing that kind of man. I think you.

[Chick McGee]

Let's just go back to the old fashioned other orify. Certainly. Now time for us to move forward. You want to give us a sports preview?

[Tom Griswold]

Moving forward. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. It appears for everyone doing any sort of research on the situation, the wedding celebration is expected to take place at Madison Square Garden this week. Now they're referring to it as the wedding celebration. So I don't know if this is after they've been married already. Then they're going to celebrate their wedding. Whatever. Actually getting married at Master Square doesn't matter. Whatever. People are top of mind on this. They're losing their minds.

[Christy Lee]

They're building a castle.

[Tom Griswold]

They're building a castle. There, see that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I understand Travis Kelsey was quite disappointed when he found out it wasn't a bouncy house.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

There's gonna be a castle, man.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you like that at a wedding?

[Christy Lee]

A bowsy ass.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

You get a DJ the wedding night.

[Pat Godwin]

I think the implication there, chick, was that he's a football player, thus an idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

He's stupid. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And I think Travis like a gronk joke.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a great guy.

[Chick McGee]

I know he went to the same high school as my mom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Cleveland Heights High School.

[Tom Griswold]

And you don't say. So my mom came up to me, do you have a Bob's house at your wedding?

[Pat Godwin]

So let me.

[Chick McGee]

Let me Rephrase it. One of his teammates. One of his teammates possibly has had one too many concussions.

[Tom Griswold]

Possibly the most beloved player in the NFL. Not only has he been a great player, but he's marrying scored trail team the most. The most popular woman in the world. And you're die. I'm Travis.

[Chick McGee]

I. I've withdrawn that. I told you it's early. I'm discombobulated.

[Tom Griswold]

Withdrew that.

[Chick McGee]

It's one of his. I wonder how many of his teammates have to be there.

[Pat Godwin]

The Swifties. They'll be here.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah. He said something bad about Travis.

[Chick McGee]

I wish them the bastard.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I curse. I used a curse.

[Chick McGee]

Now what else is coming up in

[Tom Griswold]

sports World cup we had some. LeBron is not playing with the Lakers anymore. Don't know where he's headed. Kawhi Leonard looks like he's retirement, is he not? He's going. He wants to play somewhere else next year.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he's taking the spot from a young person who needs the money.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly. Yeah, it's the. No, it's the Lindsey Vaughn approach competition.

[Chick McGee]

No, you guys are wrong. All of the NBA is. They're all exhibition games for all practical purposes. People want to see them.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, what LeBron said was I want to play elsewhere somewhere else this coming season.

[Chick McGee]

It's a bounce house. It's a castle.

[Pat Godwin]

Be liking new town.

[Chick McGee]

Can I take my pants off in bounce

[Tom Griswold]

Hawaii? Leonard going back to the Raptors. You'll recall he won the NBA championship in 2019 with a team that's out of the country. Serena made her debut at Wimbledon yesterday. If you're Serena fan, it did not go well. We had the WNBA Commissioner's cup last night.

[Chick McGee]

Serena, she's gonna play doubles though, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, with her sister Venus.

[Chick McGee]

I forget.

[Tom Griswold]

Or what planet is it? No, it is Venus. That's right. And other sports nuggets coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thank you very much. Now let's see. Now, I wanted to mention real quick that if you're looking for something to do this weekend, perhaps it's going to be hot where you live. Most spots are going to be very warm. Settle up in front of that television set with the AC on and you can watch Pat Godwin right over there. He's going to be bouncing around on tv. He can't do it anymore right now because his arm is in a sling.

[Tom Griswold]

But am I wrong to sit around with the air conditioner extra cold and get under a heated blanket and sit in my living room? Is that bad? Does that make me a bad person?

[Pat Godwin]

Nah, you live how you want.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You've earned it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Die.

[Chick McGee]

I got the heat on my. Heat on my blanket.

[Pat Godwin]

Die.

[Chick McGee]

But that's cold because I got the AC on. Die.

[Tom Griswold]

Die. It's like he had a recorder in my home. That's exactly what I said.

[Pat Godwin]

And in that way, how does he know? I hope.

[Tom Griswold]

Travis call on phone.

[Chick McGee]

What was I saying? Oh, Pat Godwin's TV special. Now, Pat, where does one find this? You go to the Dry Bar app or the website.

[Pat Godwin]

Or the website and you plug in.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

God. When?

[Chick McGee]

All caps, no spaces.

[Pat Godwin]

You get a free month.

[Chick McGee]

And that's Dry Bar. D R Y Bar. That's your dry bar. Now, that'll be fun. Something to watch this weekend. Be careful out there. Make sure you've got plenty of fluids. You know the usual drill. Don't look.

[Tom Griswold]

Stay home and kick up the air conditioner.

[Chick McGee]

Don't lock your dog or your kid in the car. Be careful.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're doing good work over there, Tom. Well, don't lock your kid or your pets in there.

[Chick McGee]

Don't go too deep in the news. By the way, did you hear about that lady in Orlando that got eaten by an alligator?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Let's not go there either.

[Tom Griswold]

It's horrible.

[Christy Lee]

It was, like, just outside Deland.

[Tom Griswold]

They played the whole.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, now she's into Gatorade.

[Chick McGee]

Where did it happen?

[Tom Griswold]

Deland.

[Chick McGee]

Why do they call it deland?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Why?

[Chick McGee]

Because it's near to sea.

[Tom Griswold]

We did that backwards. Did it backwards. And it still works.

[Chick McGee]

And Josh, Josh, what happened to this? She went swimming. And where'd she end up? Degator de gator, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they played the 911. The screaming and the yelling, and who

[Christy Lee]

the hell gets in a river in Florida to go swimming?

[Tom Griswold]

That was.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

When they said they got in a shallow pool of water to cool off.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding me?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember I was just in South Carolina and I saw a bunch of big gators in this big pond. And then I went for this little pond, and there was this little tiny gator. And I went, oh, isn't that cute? He's in the little pond. And then I looked over at the. Whatever you called it, the culvert thing, and there was a giant alligator just sitting there in about. Whatever that was.

[Pat Godwin]

Pick up my kid. I dare you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He wanted to be gator lunch.

[Christy Lee]

And there was, like, another alligator attack not too far away in a different river.

[Chick McGee]

There was. Well, there was earlier. Did the crocodile thing on a beach.

[Tom Griswold]

You had this.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

You had this a long time ago. You said the. Any body of water in Florida has an alligator.

[Chick McGee]

Florida, Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana, South Carolina. Be careful.

[Christy Lee]

The community pools are very nice, though. You can cool off there. No gators.

[Chick McGee]

Gator free. Where was the.

[Tom Griswold]

Although, there might be stupid people at the pool.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. There might be stupid people. That would be everywhere. Usa. Have you been anywhere lately?

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

People are the worst.

[Chick McGee]

Well, don't eat allergies for listening to

[Tom Griswold]

the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

There's a part of me that everyone sees. I'm Howie Mandel, the comedian. Apparently, I know what funny is.

[Chick McGee]

Funny bought me a house.

[Pat Godwin]

But I also know what isn't funny. Ocd. I've lived with OCD my entire life. And people throw the term around like it's no big deal. But OCD is severe, often debilitating. It's a mental health condition that involves unrelented unwanted thoughts that can make you question your character, your beliefs, even your safety. General therapy can help with some things, but for ocd, it can actually make things worse. That's why I want to tell you about NOCD. NOCD is the world's largest treatment provider for OCD and is covered by insurance for over 155 million Americans. Their licensed therapists specialize in ERP, the most effective treatment for OCD. If you think you might be struggling with OCD, go to nocd.com to book

[Chick McGee]

a free 15 minute call. They are here to help.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee with emails from our listeners brought to you by Hyundai. Discover what's next at your local Hyundai dealer. Like our next generation EV, the Ioniq 9 Hyundai, official partner of FIFA World Cup 2026.

[Chick McGee]

We got some FIFA World Cup 2026 news coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we do.

[Chick McGee]

Also, we've got your letters, as Chick Magee pointed out. And I've got a great one to open it up, if you don't mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Hit me, baby.

[Chick McGee]

I love it when people pay close attention. I'm incapable of doing that, by the way. I need to point that out.

[Christy Lee]

We all know that you find it

[Tom Griswold]

odd and weird, strange because you're incapable of doing it.

[Chick McGee]

But Richard pays attention. And Richard says, good morning, radio humans.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. We are human.

[Chick McGee]

That's somewhat presumptuous, wouldn't you say?

[Christy Lee]

No, I think we're human.

[Chick McGee]

He goes, you were talking about the first Superman comic on the show yesterday. And yesterday was the anniversary of the very first. It was an issue of Action Comics featuring Superman. And it's one of the most valuable comics in history and it sold for several million dollars. Not too long ago, Josh and Chick were combating. The illustration shows Superman throwing a car, holding it over his head. I said, that's because Superman was working as a valet parker.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Little known fact. Oh, the reason he was holding the car in his hand and throwing it was because Superman doesn't know how to drive a stick. See, Richard is. Richard's paying attention.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

That's become kind of a theme on the show of late.

[Christy Lee]

Now I Want to buy a car with a stick?

[Tom Griswold]

Troubles with manual transmissions, people. It's. It's shocking to me how many people don't know how to.

[Chick McGee]

I think I need an extra car. I'd like to get something funky with a stick.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you should. You've got room.

[Pat Godwin]

And it's amazing how it becomes second nature.

[Tom Griswold]

Mm. Oh, yeah. You're just. Yeah. Gives you focus.

[Christy Lee]

It's fun to drive.

[Chick McGee]

It's gonna be. It's gonna be harder for me to text while driving, but I think I can.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Just have to do.

[Pat Godwin]

The traffic jams aren't very fun.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. But be sure to go to Taco Bell and get a couple burritos. And then you can text and eat

[Chick McGee]

at the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

And eat at the same time. Same time.

[Chick McGee]

You know I don't like eating in my car. You're aware of that?

[Christy Lee]

We're aware.

[Tom Griswold]

Not even the kids. You go to McDonald's, pick up some fries. They can't eat fries in the back seat.

[Chick McGee]

I'd prefer that they not do it, but they do. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

On occasion. And then there's that one. Doesn't. Every. Every. Every mom and dad knows this. Your. Your. One of your kids has a friend. That's that kid.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can't stand them. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They. No matter what happens, they come over to your house. Suddenly every switch gets switched. Oh, who turned the gas on. On the fireplace? Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He's rambunctious. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I hear. Wait a minute. I hear furniture breaking. I hear a milkshake being poured between the seats in my car in the backseat.

[Christy Lee]

What? Did that really happen?

[Chick McGee]

Yep. You know how difficult it is to clean up some milkshake underneath that? Never mind.

[Pat Godwin]

I would have to ask that girl's father.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How hard was it to clean that out?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's one of those things that six months later, you're still getting the smell. The smell of. Of ice cream embedded.

[Christy Lee]

Traded that carpeting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. The milk smell. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You may as well just blown it up.

[Chick McGee]

You know that kid where they. And then that same kid. You go to a nice restaurant and they order something. Oh, that's. That's $27 for that burger you've not taken a single bite out of. Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm gonna throw that down the floor.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you think there's a gentle. Somebody out there who's being sued by another parent because the kid did something and he wants damages?

[Chick McGee]

That's kind of against the rules.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I bet.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they're really.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet it has.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Unwritten rules. I would agree. Hey, look.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's on brand for somebody who has a brat kid, and now they are. They're brat adults. Right. Yeah. More likely to sue, I would think. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

That's just got me now. We've been talking about this band that I'm kind of late to the party, I think. This band called Leonid and Friends.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I never heard of them till you brought them up.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it like the meteor shower? Leonid.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is. That's probably the way to pronounce it to L, E, O, N, id I. I believe they were originally based in Moscow, Russia, and they do covers of, like, of Chicago and Steely Dan.

[Christy Lee]

They have a big horn section, which is why you like.

[Chick McGee]

But they're great. Pat, would you agree with me?

[Pat Godwin]

Incredible.

[Chick McGee]

They're. They're amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

Of a glorified cover band.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. But they're. At best, they're very good. And in the event, I was recommending people give them a listen on YouTube. This is from Dave in Davenport. It says, by the way, Tom the lady singer in Leonard and Friends. Smoking hot.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. It's a big band. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look at those guys.

[Tom Griswold]

When are they gonna realize? Yeah, when are you gonna realize, you know, I'm gonna make a solo album and all the money instead of splitting it 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12 ways, 11 ways.

[Chick McGee]

They take home 40 bucks each.

[Pat Godwin]

But that's the.

[Chick McGee]

That's the thing, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. They're Russians, so they're like, we're rich.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But they're going out there doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

I no longer wait in line for toilet paper. I defend.

[Pat Godwin]

We are now Leonid in the oligarchs.

[Chick McGee]

And then we've got. Harlan writes this. Harlan says, have you guys tried to get an interview with Leonid? They're great. So I'm going to work on that. Jason, get on that. Oh, he's.

[Christy Lee]

He's not here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, sorry. Christopher, get on that. Okay. Thank you very much. He's looking at me like I'm a Christopher's.

[Christy Lee]

Like, I don't. That's not my job.

[Chick McGee]

Like, I'm an alien. Dear Bob and Tom, show one. This is from. Okay, this guy's real name. His last name is Funk. Okay, Mr. Funk, first of all, if your last name is Funk, you just go by that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But you get. That's got to be rough when you're a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yo, Funk.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Because what do you think of what? Fourth grade, they discover that funk sounds awfully like something Else.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, there's Mr. F. We're.

[Christy Lee]

I'd go with funkadelic.

[Chick McGee]

There is so much very special about Leonid. He lived in Siberia.

[Pat Godwin]

This is ruined.

[Chick McGee]

He had to make his own electric guitar. He transcribed the music from the band Chicago listening to Radio Free Europe. Couldn't get sheet music. No guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

We all have Wikipedia.

[Chick McGee]

These guys are cool. Oh my God. Okay, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Cans of beans during a Holiday Inn, Massachusetts.

[Chick McGee]

What have you got, Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

Too late.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently they're Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

A top show.

[Chick McGee]

Despite the fact someone's very unhappy.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm happy he's happy now.

[Tom Griswold]

Despite the fact that English speaking countries have officially called the country Turkey since the end of World War I and unofficially, since even earlier, some sources indicate since the early 18th century. The country's current leader took exception to the fact the name of his country was the same as he was surprised to find out. The same as that goofy looking bird we eat at Thanksgiving here in the United States. So he immediately demanded that it be pronounced Turkey. A Turkey. A T U R K I Y E. Turkey. A.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what he says.

[Chick McGee]

So is. Do they expect news outlets to do that from now on?

[Tom Griswold]

I've been noticing it more and more. Yeah. Turkey. Yay.

[Chick McGee]

Turkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Turkey.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Come up with a short list of countries that have changed their names.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, a Siam.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What do you hear from Siam?

[Christy Lee]

Is Burma, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Burma.

[Christy Lee]

Burma.

[Chick McGee]

Ceylon. Now I can see. I'm sorry, I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

What about Burma? We got crazy license plates coming in. Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is Craig and Sioux Falls. The license plate is first word muf. Second word dvr.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's on.

[Pat Godwin]

That made its way in.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody in South Dakota doesn't know. Good job.

[Chick McGee]

There's probably also an A. What would be a 55 DVR out there somewhere?

[Tom Griswold]

Muff diver. Good morning, knuckleheads. I was at work yesterday, walking in my car and I saw this license plate. I think that. Did they make this after shats? Shat. It's. It's after one of our bits. S, C, H, A, T, Z. One.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you go shaty or shat's one?

[Tom Griswold]

Shat. Shat's one.

[Pat Godwin]

That also implies there might be a shat too out there. I bet.

[Chick McGee]

I bet Shats 2 was taken first.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a fleet.

[Chick McGee]

For those that understand the definition.

[Pat Godwin]

It says mom underneath woman. Is that what it said? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And one more.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Hang on a second. What does it say?

[Tom Griswold]

Mom?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. There's a Line. I.

[Chick McGee]

Mom.

[Pat Godwin]

So it's the mother of somebody who goes to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a college.

[Tom Griswold]

But shampoo.

[Pat Godwin]

That means it's a woman driving shots.

[Chick McGee]

Do you suppose that could be their name?

[Christy Lee]

Could be. I guess. Or she doesn't know and her husband did that. No, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's someone who's proud that they have a student at.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I understand that. I mean, that is. Is. Could their name be Shatz?

[Pat Godwin]

I had a lawyer Shat. Seriously, Larry Shatz.

[Tom Griswold]

It has to be good. Dear Bob, A top show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Larry Shatz. So does everyone in the family.

[Tom Griswold]

You're talking about license plates? I saw this one in Sun Prairie, Wisconsin. It says, mm, B E E R beer. Oh, wow. Just like Homer says.

[Chick McGee]

I know some states don't allow any alcohol references, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. Oh, there you go. Wow, that's a good one. Dear Bob and Tom show. Yes, this is from. Wait a minute. Sorry, I can't figure out who his name is. Oh, Jordan. Okay. Thank you, Jordan. It says, I was listening to you guys talking about the Swinger camera during your conversation about the Brownie. Now, the Swinger was a Polaroid camera, and it was an inexpensive Polaroid camera,

[Christy Lee]

and it had a little wristlet on it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. To handle thus, it would swing around. And we made the point that swingers probably used it because this was before, you know, these Polaroids. You could. Obviously. For nudie pictures, I think it's safe to say, right? I mean.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the term nudie pictures.

[Christy Lee]

That's amazing coming out of your mouth. It's indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Do you have any nudie pictures?

[Chick McGee]

He goes, you need to explain to your younger audience that you're really talking about swingers and how they would use the camera for the purpose of taking nude pictures and they would take pictures of their wives and pass them out. What?

[Christy Lee]

Whoa. Oh, the swingers would.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's a question. Would they take. Oh, I'm sorry, I read that wrong. Would they take pictures of their wives and pass them out?

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I get it.

[Chick McGee]

Then it says, this is sort of a non linear chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I just finished a Honey Crisp apple. Your thoughts?

[Tom Griswold]

I think I do like the Honey Crisp.

[Christy Lee]

My favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my go to or I hesitate to mention this. The Fuji apple.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

You're a gala man, right, Josh?

[Pat Godwin]

I am a gala man.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a gala man. He's a gala man with the gala plan.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a gala girl now.

[Christy Lee]

Do you call gala or gala?

[Chick McGee]

If you go to an event, is it gala or gala? I think it's gala. If you go to an event, it is gala. So, yeah, not a gala.

[Christy Lee]

I call it a gala.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah, I think that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What if it's lesbians? Than a gala?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's always.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that could also be a gala.

[Christy Lee]

Has it always been a gala?

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

A gala at a gala?

[Chick McGee]

That joke doesn't work either. That joke just doesn't work.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. They both.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been looking for a way to announce this on the air. I'm going to start. I don't have any right now. I'm going to start pronouncing it aunt. Aunt instead of aunt. I like aunt.

[Chick McGee]

That's much.

[Christy Lee]

I'll share my aunt with you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. I'm gonna pass.

[Christy Lee]

She's very nice granny.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

That happens to be popular among.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go. You know who it's popular with?

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you want me to unleash Josh again?

[Chick McGee]

You mean s word, man?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't know. Jack.

[Pat Godwin]

It's all right. Sometimes we forget where we are.

[Christy Lee]

It's all right, Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't feel. I don't feel good about it. We've all been.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been there. I might be there later. This.

[Chick McGee]

That is not the worst. Sometimes people ask what we do during the breaks.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have my latest f. I remember my.

[Pat Godwin]

When I'm in charge.

[Tom Griswold]

It was something about Paul Simon and whatever I got.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm just alarmed that I totally forgot where I was for a second.

[Chick McGee]

That's the thing is you get so relaxed. We've had comedians in here. They get. They get so relaxed. We've had some real close calls.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw it in your face and I thought, oh, this is going to be bad. So I was imagining something much worse.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, this is on. On a. On a serious note, this is. He. He goes. By the way, this is also from Jordan. He goes, you guys are important to my work. You guys are important to my family. He goes, my son is special needs and non verbal. However, he will listen to your podcast and smile. He enjoys listening to you guys so much. It brings joy to our family. Well, that's great. That's cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

We had a.

[Pat Godwin]

What's his name?

[Chick McGee]

Jordan is the guy writing. Oh, and we had a. I knew a guy that had a special needs kid and his son had memorized most of our albums. I mean, literally.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So he would sing the songs and then he would do all the voices and he would wear headphones all day long and just listen to over and over and over and over again. And it was. It was just for whatever reason he liked it. He probably liked the chuckles, et cetera, et cetera. So more power to you, Jordan. And thank you for being kind enough to write. Yeah, we're happy to be here and I hope you enjoy your. Your favorite apples. And we've given you some. Not only have we given you some apples to try, we've given you a band called Leonard and Friends to try. If you don't bring.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

What's that word?

[Tom Griswold]

It's not.

[Chick McGee]

You're making me nervous.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not mad about the band. Somebody wrote in with their biography.

[Christy Lee]

Like we didn't know who Leonidas was.

[Chick McGee]

But the guy, he had to build his own guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, he lived.

[Chick McGee]

He lived in Siberia. I mean, you think we live in

[Tom Griswold]

an obscure place Right before the darkness came.

[Christy Lee]

How'd he get out?

[Tom Griswold]

He said we all have Wikipedia.

[Pat Godwin]

I got on board with guitar I made.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know what you mean. So today,

[Chick McGee]

today's show, we're not going to tell you anything. We're just going to reference things and you have to look them up.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

That's 26 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

What I'm saying is that there was just another break in while you were reading that.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

And just like it is outside in most places, our show today is going to be hotter than. What's that word again, Josh? These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share a letter or comment?

[Tom Griswold]

Our email is Bob and [e-mail] and

[Chick McGee]

we're live on Matchday as Doug reaches for a buffalo wing.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and he's gone for a can of Pepsi, too. What a finish. There's no doubt about it. It just tastes better. Match Days deserve Pepsi. Coming up here.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, man, I'm Chick McGee. And by the way, happy rabbit, rabbit, rabbit. First day of the month, man, oh, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Already July.

[Christy Lee]

Keep it days till my birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

Evil spirits away. And happy Bobby Bonilla day. That's right. Bobby Bonilla, Bobby Bo. Set to collect another $1.93 million from the new York Mets today. He gets an annual paycheck through 2035. What? 1.9 million. Every, every July story on that. He just signed a contract. When he did, the word deferred was used and now he gets one. One point, $1.193 million.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

And isn't there someone in St. Louis that when the ABA merged with the NBA.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if that. I don't think that they finally ended that. I think.

[Chick McGee]

And St. Louis didn't get a team. So someone was getting massive amount of money every year.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazingly sweet deal for the sweet St. Louis spirits.

[Pat Godwin]

Who wouldn't want.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a great documentary on Amazon Prime, I believe about the ABA in the early days. And Dr. James. Very, very good.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, now look for the waiting game. That's another great one.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. And I, Chick, maybe you'll know this is the city pronounced Gallipolis or Gallipolis.

[Tom Griswold]

I always say Gallipoli. I'm not sure.

[Chick McGee]

Gallipoli.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So it's Gallipoli.

[Christy Lee]

It must be in Ohio?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. There's a. Down near the border, there's a great. There's a great movie called Gallipoli.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it's between Ohio and Mexico. Well, what is her problem? Josh?

[Pat Godwin]

South of the Mexico.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. You got it.

[Pat Godwin]

You and I will be. We're about to be out.

[Ally Breen]

It's okay.

[Christy Lee]

Fine with me. We'll go to Cracker Barrel. I'm up. I'll pay.

[Chick McGee]

Ryan is from.

[Tom Griswold]

Ryan. Ryan.

[Chick McGee]

Gallipoli. What is it again?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna say it again. Gallipoli.

[Pat Godwin]

Gallop Police.

[Chick McGee]

Gallopoli.

[Tom Griswold]

Gallipoli.

[Pat Godwin]

Gallipolis. That's what you said.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought.

[Christy Lee]

Here comes Christopher. He's gonna yell at us.

[Chick McGee]

Finally, a professional from the radio hall of fame. It's Christopher Geist. What is it? Gala Police. Gallup Police.

[Pat Godwin]

So, like, think cops on horseback. Police.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He's never going to get it right. He's gon. What was it again? In five seconds?

[Chick McGee]

Gala Police. Okay, that's great. There's a terrific movie called Gallipoli, by the way.

[Pat Godwin]

I've seen that one. I'd like to

[Tom Griswold]

think you're helping right now or hurting.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm suggesting it's a terrific movie. I think it might be Mel Gibson's first or second film.

[Christy Lee]

I have not.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'd like to see that one.

[Chick McGee]

It's about the light force. It's terrific.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he did some.

[Pat Godwin]

It's Peter Weir I always like.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it's really good. In any event, if you're looking for something, something great to watch over the weekend, you can watch our friend Ryan Hamilton's comedy special that's on Netflix.

[Tom Griswold]

It's going great. Guns, man. It's top 10.

[Chick McGee]

It's called. This Just Hit Me. It's about him getting hit by a bus.

[Christy Lee]

Very funny. Highly recommend. Why you're. You're bouncing all around. Why'd you bring up Gallipoli or whatever?

[Chick McGee]

Because I got a letter from this guy. A letter's boring. I just want to say the name of the town. Oh, well,

[Pat Godwin]

apologies. Ryan.

[Chick McGee]

It's actually.

[Tom Griswold]

He's Josh.

[Christy Lee]

I'll go.

[Chick McGee]

He goes. He goes. My name is. My name is Ryan.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you say that? Say that Ryan or Ryan pronounced Ryan.

[Chick McGee]

People always get it wrong. Who gets the name Ryan wrong?

[Pat Godwin]

Is it R Y a N?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody gets that wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

People always get it wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they get the city he lives in wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. That's not what he says, though.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I'm gonna still call it Gallipoli. I don't care. And I Believe I. You asked me. I said Gallipoli.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry, that may have been.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Gallipoli. And I'm not sure if that's right, but that's what I've always said.

[Chick McGee]

He says Gallipolis.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's him.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Police.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Police.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder what people are trying to

[Tom Griswold]

yank their radios out of their car right now.

[Chick McGee]

Gala would G A L O. That would be French, right? So that means French town, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Please continue.

[Chick McGee]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

So Mel Gibson emailed us. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good. Now, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Oh, I have a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Less and less. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Yesterday I talked about my monkey trading cards and I was quickly reminded by Ken. Thank you. That at the back of all of the monkey trading cards was a picture. And you put them all together and it was a puzzle.

[Pat Godwin]

I always liked when that would happen.

[Christy Lee]

And it was a poster of the whole band. I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Batman cards did that.

[Chick McGee]

Did they too?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I got an obscure trivia fact coming up. I want to say today was the first day. I'll have to dig it up. That Sergeant Peppers in was Summer of 67 became the number one album. But in 1967, do you know what band outsold the Beatles? That is the Monkeys, by a lot. Hard to believe.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not.

[Chick McGee]

Considering that Sgt. Peppers was voted by Rolling Stone magazine the greatest rock album of all time.

[Pat Godwin]

Was it loved when it came out?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

It was everywhere. Everywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it. You guys like. Oh, I love. It's not my favorite.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's a different. I think it's totally different age groups too there.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, but it's.

[Christy Lee]

It's when the Monkeys. I was a kid, you know, but

[Chick McGee]

every once in a while a record will just take over the airwaves. Everybody's heard it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's rare.

[Chick McGee]

And then there's that great Johnny river song where he goes. Everyone was playing sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Some Summer rain. Johnny Rivers. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I love Johnny River.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, you're looking at me. I don't know that song.

[Pat Godwin]

I think my. My boy Johnny Rivers was rude to my better boy, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right. So I don't insufferable.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't care for that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Don't ruin Johnny Rivers.

[Pat Godwin]

But I love Johnny River.

[Tom Griswold]

I cussed him out.

[Christy Lee]

Did you really?

[Tom Griswold]

He said, what do you know about Johnny Rivers? And I said, I don't know jack Johnny Rivers. How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Trying to shake that off.

[Chick McGee]

We're not gonna let you.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, I deserve the abuse.

[Tom Griswold]

I deserve it.

[Chick McGee]

Got a nice letter here about why you don't need to wax contemporary automobiles.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, because we were asking. Hey, what the hell happened with wax in your car?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you just love it? You're out in the driveway washing your car, and somebody drives by, you do my neck. I love that.

[Pat Godwin]

That's standard.

[Chick McGee]

I still love. I still love pulling up behind a car that someone has put wash me on it where it's filthy.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, I'm. I've taken Tom's approach to car washes. I go two or three times a day now. I don't know why I've just found myself there. Don't rush me in the wash line. I don't want half of his wash.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And half of the wash behind me.

[Christy Lee]

They cram you in there.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Leave like a car at least a car length between me and the car in front of me.

[Pat Godwin]

I get why they don'. But I really want them to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And you don't dry as well.

[Chick McGee]

I want the mirror back. I want to know where my tire's going.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they did take the mirror out. And they have little signs now that doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Those don't work. They're not paying attention. No, the. You can still wax certain cars, but it's apparently not necessary anymore. I highly recommend the ceramic coating, by the way. But my favorite thing about this letter is this guy is a big fan. Long time fan. He says, by the way, I'm gonna look for some boobs today in memory of Bob.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Bob would have wanted it that way. Thank you, Spencer. You're talking our language. We are.

[Christy Lee]

It's the time of year to look for him. Especially when it's hot. Yeah, ladies aren't dressed very, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Also a lot of shoe dangling out there.

[Chick McGee]

That is big. Right now, ladies and gentlemen, now Christy Lee discussing sweaty boobs.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you got?

[Chick McGee]

When we come back?

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, you know what a shoe dang dangle is?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, the shoe dangle is that like. Like dtf. So that means when they dangle the shoe, they want it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, not always, but that's what I wear.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's a come hither.

[Chick McGee]

You know, like. Like back in the day, if they're lighting a cigarette at the bar, they're. They'll put that in their mouth. They're ready for this.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Ready for this.

[Chick McGee]

Your honor, we're coming right back.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at her mouth.

[Chick McGee]

We're coming Right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. More of the show is on the way. You can find us OB and Tom or you can email us at bob&tomobandtom.com Jim Rome takes on sports. I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now I, I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight and you got a real problem. Do not blow it.

[Tom Griswold]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Chick McGee]

You've been warned.

[Pat Godwin]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man, there's Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Howdy.

[Tom Griswold]

Howdy do I. Chick Magee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Got a couple things to catch up with.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

We couldn't figure out why we got this letter from Ryan saying, hey, guys, my name is pronounced Ryan. Yeah, like we're idiots. But then we found out he's. He says he's from Gallipolis.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the correct pronunciation? It looks like Gallipolis, but I've got an explanation.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Ryan is referring to a letter we got previously from Ivon, whose name we pronounced Evan even though it's evo n. We just assumed it was an alternate spelling of Evelyn. He's Ivan. And of course, Ivan loves his money. Now, there was an incident. There was an incident earlier in today's

[Christy Lee]

show by the waterway.

[Chick McGee]

If you're, if you're just joining us, there was an incident.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what are you. What are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

I may have been rattling on about something again. I'm over caffeinated. I got up extra early this morning, did an air run. Oh, and that there was a cursing incident on the show. Not me.

[Christy Lee]

Not me.

[Tom Griswold]

But it wasn't me.

[Pat Godwin]

Who could it have been?

[Chick McGee]

But that reminds me that this has actually happened before. And now we have taken a recording of that short 10 second episode and put in the, the appropriate beep or bleep, whatever you want to call it.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know if I want to relive this. It's pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. It's not your moment. You're okay.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Although I guess I can when it happens.

[Pat Godwin]

You still. People don't know. You feel bad for like a Day or two.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Shaking your head a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What happens is you get kind of relaxed. I mean, it's even happened the president of the United States. A couple of different presidents have been.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Either hot mics or sometimes they just get genuinely angry. And I won't name the presidents, but if you read the paper or pay attention, it's not just our current president. It's happened to many of them. You can kind of see why you've got more responsibility than any other human being.

[Pat Godwin]

It's amazing it doesn't happen more often, honestly.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, every president at some point has to kick back from the desk and go, all right, you mother. But sometimes it's not because you're angry, it's because you're relaxed. For example, this comment from. From Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hard to believe Guy wrote that. Wrote me and Julio down by the schoolyard or whatever the.

[Ally Breen]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the days, the old school yard.

[Chick McGee]

First of all, you had the wrong song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then for some reason I went back and corrected it, not mentioning I cursed.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You hadn't realized you had.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So if you want to hear it here, because listen very carefully.

[Tom Griswold]

Hard to believe guy wrote that. Wrote me and Julio down by the schoolyard or whatever the.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the days, the old school yard. Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

I love that one. So you were actually referring to Cat Stevens? Is that what was happening?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. And as opposed to Paul Simon. I hate that song. Okay, let's see now. Do you have any more letters? Are we done with this?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I do not.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, let me see what these. I haven't. I got here late today. As, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Fresh. Fresh.

[Ally Breen]

I.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, this is interesting. I think. Oh, this says, good morning, beautiful people. I wanna. Oh, I see. I want to share this incredible display of trucker appreciation.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I was southbound on Georgia Interstate 75 driving my truck when the sweet, well endowed Georgia Peach pulled up beside me topless.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that. That is trucker appreciation.

[Chick McGee]

She even turned on the dome light and rolled down the window.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

For peak view ability, I am grateful and blessed. For anyone else who appreciates truck drivers, this is an excellent and inexpensive way to show your appreciation.

[Pat Godwin]

It don't cost nothing.

[Chick McGee]

God bless. Well, thank you, Derek. We appreciate whatever you're hauling. I'm sure it's important to all of us, so.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, thank you, Derek. And man, oh, man, you guys, you know. You know how you drive through Atlanta and you go, get me out of here?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, drive a truck through Atlanta.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you say you used to drive a big old truck?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, not, not a semi like that, but yes, yes. And it was hard. So I can't even imagine, semi wise,

[Chick McGee]

I once had to spend a weekend driving one of those step vans where the doors are open and you're way up high.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you did?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What were you doing?

[Christy Lee]

I was working for ups. Oh, come on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Who the hell told you to do that?

[Chick McGee]

I was, it was part of a construction thing and that weekend we had to go pick up, I mean, one of the places I stopped quite literally was called the door store.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it was nothing but doors.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I mean it was.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding silly if they sold, I don't know, rugs there or windows.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. Doors on just doors. And it was. There were a couple thousand used doors.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they had used doors.

[Chick McGee]

So you could walk in there and go, hey, you could walk around, go, this will fit. You'd measure it and go. And then we.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

But yeah, I had to put the doors in this, in this, in this step van.

[Pat Godwin]

I've always wanted to. I've never driven a step van. I've always wanted.

[Chick McGee]

It was in Florida and it was really nice because with the doors open, you know, feel the breeze.

[Pat Godwin]

It was, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really fun. Oh, and it was not an automatic. That's right. So we're back to our topic of stick shifts.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure you used your seatbelt. You didn't want to fly out of that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're damn straight.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, A giant truck I drove was an automatic. Oh, that was, I'm sorry, a manual. It was a manual. And that was holy, really something. And it had a governor on it at 55 miles per hour. And every now and again at truck stops, I would, would just ask a truck, go, hey, do you know somebody I could pay to have that removed? I'll give them $250 cash. Right. Like I never did find somebody.

[Chick McGee]

I know a guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't help him.

[Chick McGee]

Now I got a guy. Yeah, that's, that's a problem. Now it's time to get. Oh, it's time to get nothing. We have.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have a sweet little letter. Nicole. She lives in Valley Springs, California. She says, y' all make my day. I drive to work and it's so awesome. By the time I get there I'm bright eyed and bushy tailed. Sometimes too alive. Thanks for the mornings.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you're welcome. Thank you, Nicole.

[Christy Lee]

And this is another letter talking about our pronunciations of cities. I guess it's Matt Toon. I don't know. How did you say it yesterday?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I was. I was wondering if it was Mattoon.

[Tom Griswold]

We had that discussion. I thought we did land on Mattoon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Nina says it is Mattoon. That's where she lives.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks, Nina.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she's a library. She works in a library.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, her name's actually Nina.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

N. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really? N. Pat, let's write a song about Nina. Na na. How we think of any. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, Travis and Taylor. Are they getting married this weekend? Are they just having a celebration? They've already gotten married. Are they going to get married? Who knows? But New York City has been reserved, so we'll follow up on that. Yes, the whole town. LeBron James not playing with the Lakers, but is planning on playing somewhere next year. He's going to take his talents to Cleveland.

[Pat Godwin]

Would he go back Cleveland?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Or one of the rumors is they're going to do the old men's squad in Sacramento.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the old what?

[Chick McGee]

The old men.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the old man.

[Chick McGee]

Stephen, there was a thing yesterday. He was. He was sitting there with Steph and they were talking about how much fun they had in the Olympics.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So we'll see.

[Tom Griswold]

Kawhi Lender traded back to the Toronto Raptors and WNBA action last night. More sports coming up.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

She's enjoying an iced latte.

[Christy Lee]

I had one in a while.

[Tom Griswold]

It had been a while since she'd had one. Tom, would you care for her to illuminate further? Ah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You got to treat yourself very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you hear anything I said? No.

[Chick McGee]

I'm over here reading. What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, check.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Vanilla latte?

[Christy Lee]

No, just a regular, straight up latte.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you know what? I like my lattes with a little milk.

[Christy Lee]

Not, not a lot of milk.

[Tom Griswold]

I know latte means, but never mind. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Chick McGee]

Doing great over here. Check in with the sporting scene, shall we?

[Tom Griswold]

Doing great over there.

[Pat Godwin]

Sports, Sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. It's sports. I'm sorry. Wedding celebration expected to take place at Madison Square Garden this week. And they keep calling it a celebration. So we don't know if it's the actual ceremony they're going to say. I do on camera. I would imagine they could sell it Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Fool in the gang celebration. Yes or no? Yes, absolutely. A huge yes.

[Christy Lee]

They are so fun.

[Pat Godwin]

You're up out of your immediate. You're immediately up out of your seat.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it's a great version of that song. Is Leonard and Friends.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sorry. I have no doubt. I just don't need to know where. What grade school they went to.

[Chick McGee]

Man was born in Siberia. You don't appreciate.

[Pat Godwin]

Learn how to play guitar to stay warm. What are you gonna do?

[Tom Griswold]

Sources tell this reporter that There will be two events at MSG. The first is described as a rehearsal with about 100 guests followed by a larger wedding celebration planned for Friday, July 3rd. About a thousand guests are attending the event, expected to continue through 4am on Saturday.

[Pat Godwin]

My brother and sister in law got married on July 3rd. Do you think this will upset my sister in law that she now has to share her wedding anniversary with Taylor Swift?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Will it? Is she a.

[Pat Godwin]

What if she got real mad?

[Christy Lee]

How could she do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Evidently, there is. Christy said a massive castle was built.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there was a big, massive castle

[Tom Griswold]

in there, complete with a white staircase. Perfect for any bride to come. Just like. What was the name of that? Joan Collins or somebody? She would. Loretta. She'd come down the stairs.

[Christy Lee]

Dynasty.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the Loretta Young.

[Tom Griswold]

Loretta Young, yes. If she'd come down the stairway, obviously, you know, like bachelor father. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And some dazzling dress.

[Tom Griswold]

And there'd be a lot of strings and here she comes.

[Chick McGee]

You don't see that much anymore. The. No, the stairway entrance. Loretta no longer young.

[Christy Lee]

Well, people. And people don't have that glamour anymore. Glamour's gone. It's very sad.

[Pat Godwin]

And people forgetting the first naked gun when Priscilla Presley is coming down the stairs and then trips and falls. That was kind of the first time we had seen that gag. It was.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Amazing. Taylor would not be the first star to tie the knot there. Sly Stone married actress Kathy Silva at Madison Square.

[Chick McGee]

I forgot.

[Christy Lee]

Was that during a concert?

[Tom Griswold]

1974 doesn't say.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

1980. A mass wedding. Sun. Young moon.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the moonies.

[Tom Griswold]

4,000 parishioners of the KUC. The Korean unification Church.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes, the cucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, actually, it's the Korean University Church foundation is what it is. So it's the kucf.

[Pat Godwin]

I can make an anagram if you want.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Out of kcuf.

[Tom Griswold]

Scramble the words up.

[Christy Lee]

They don't hear much about them anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they. I don't know what happened.

[Christy Lee]

I don't either.

[Tom Griswold]

You would think he was going to live forever.

[Christy Lee]

There For a while, he was everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

And so those big mass weddings, those aren't the guys that were at the airport with the shaved heads bouncing around?

[Tom Griswold]

Christians. Will you let that go?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's one of my favorite scenes in a movie. An airplane where the guy decks him.

[Pat Godwin]

The great David Leisure, one of them.

[Christy Lee]

I saw them one time at lax. That was the only time I ever saw.

[Ally Breen]

Are you kidding?

[Pat Godwin]

You saw them all the time?

[Christy Lee]

No, I never saw.

[Tom Griswold]

I never.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't travel much as a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Never saw them. Yeah. But I took my first plane in 1985, so I. Yeah, I never got

[Pat Godwin]

to see them either.

[Chick McGee]

What did.

[Pat Godwin]

What.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever happened to them did.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

People get smart and realize it was a waste of time

[Christy Lee]

or maybe they just quit hanging out at airport.

[Pat Godwin]

Did one always have a tambourine?

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they had that mud thing in their face. That's attractive. Hey, Pat, why would.

[Pat Godwin]

Why would a person choose. So you have the circular tambourine and then you have, like. Like that half circle.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Why would somebody choose one over the other? Easier to hold the half circle.

[Chick McGee]

It had a grip on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds the same.

[Chick McGee]

I feel like the Moonies did it because you could hold it up and

[Pat Godwin]

go, look, quarter moon,

[Tom Griswold]

full moon.

[Chick McGee]

Depends on what time of the year it is. Like right now, they do strawberry moon. They got a red one.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that moon's bright. Is it me?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's the strawberry moon.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Something's going on up there, and I've

[Pat Godwin]

been waking up like there's mud on my carpet and all my clothes are in tatters. Some. Somebody's coming in and doing something. And you're acting erratic on the air.

[Tom Griswold]

A little erratic now.

[Chick McGee]

So this wedding, it's going to be in Madison Square Garden, or at least the reception.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't know. Or the celebration.

[Chick McGee]

Am I correct in saying that legally sp. Blake Lee has to be in the front row?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Christy Lee]

That's pretty funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're correct.

[Chick McGee]

And Billy Joel has to play Piano Man.

[Pat Godwin]

At some point, I think there'll be a bunch of rats carrying her wedding dress train.

[Chick McGee]

I don't get this.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not a pizza place.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Somebody explained it on the news, and it was pretty fascinating. It's like. It's like getting married for a celebrity in, like, a Fort Knox type, like. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Outside eyes can even.

[Chick McGee]

And no one's allowed to have a

[Pat Godwin]

phone in there, so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know, but when you're that

[Pat Godwin]

famous, you almost have to do this. Something this extreme.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'm kind of surprised they didn't rent the sphere. Oh wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That'll be next if someone wants to up this.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised she didn't just elope.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe Bezos. Maybe Bezos will get married again and rent the sphere and yeah. Have a giant photograph of his wife's mommy parts the of three dimensions. Look what I'm doing.

[Pat Godwin]

We can all enter my wife.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Where's the. The new smaller sphere being built? Was it.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was Los Angeles.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought it was Greater Washington, D.C. is it D.C. okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds more correct.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I thought it was east coast.

[Chick McGee]

And it's smaller.

[Pat Godwin]

Slightly smaller.

[Chick McGee]

I saw.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know, that's the big.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a little schmear they call it.

[Tom Griswold]

He doesn't want to hear it.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the rumor about James Dolan that he's head of the Knicks and he went out and was supervising the sphere construction so he couldn't pay attention to the Knicks. That's why they won the championship.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I did hear that. Yes. Getting the owner to separate themselves kind

[Tom Griswold]

of a left handed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Sometimes the people speaking of the Indian left not in charge.

[Tom Griswold]

LeBron will not be back with the Lakers. He. He say he gonna take his talents elsewhere. Maybe back to Miami.

[Chick McGee]

I've written a poem. Oh, oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

LeBron be gone. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The title of the poem are the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. It needed. And now Tom Griswold with a poem.

[Chick McGee]

The Brown be gone.

[Pat Godwin]

This has been.

[Tom Griswold]

This has been Tom Griswold with a poem. And Kawhi Leonard. Kawhi is headed back to the Toronto Raptors. Struck a deal with the Clippers.

[Chick McGee]

I've rewritten the poem.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay. We have a new edit now.

[Tom Griswold]

Time for Tom Griswold and a poem.

[Chick McGee]

LeBron B. Lagon.

[Pat Godwin]

That is better.

[Tom Griswold]

This has been Tom Griswold with a phone.

[Pat Godwin]

Good adjustment. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Now it's got three rhymes.

[Pat Godwin]

You're rhyming. La va and la. Oh, wait, wait.

[Chick McGee]

LeBron B. Lagan.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Got your B, your Lee and your low.

[Tom Griswold]

You're. You're really taking privileges with your.

[Chick McGee]

So would you rather see him go to Sacramento to play with Steph or go back to the Cavaliers?

[Tom Griswold]

He's not going to. Steph ain't going nowhere. If he wants to play with Steph, he'll go to Golden State. I don't know where.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry. I'M I'm. Excuse me.

[Tom Griswold]

Half baked.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, I meant Golden State.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that might not be a bad idea. Draymond.

[Chick McGee]

Excuse me. I got it wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got to be 42.

[Chick McGee]

But the video they were showing yesterday was.

[Christy Lee]

He looks 80.

[Chick McGee]

He was hanging with Steph. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Why doesn't anybody say that? I've been.

[Christy Lee]

Leon James looks like he's 80 years old.

[Tom Griswold]

He does. He looks like.

[Christy Lee]

He looks like an old man.

[Tom Griswold]

He looks 50, I'll tell you that.

[Chick McGee]

When he was 17, he looked older than me.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

That's just his look.

[Tom Griswold]

He's great.

[Chick McGee]

What about Bronnie?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I would imagine he's. Well, that's. That's the underground of the Lakers. They. Good riddance to you and your brat son is. What's going on?

[Chick McGee]

Did he ever cut a deal with the paper towel people?

[Pat Godwin]

Brownie for Brownie's not bad.

[Chick McGee]

Brownie for Brownie.

[Christy Lee]

It's right there.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you do that, Brownie?

[Tom Griswold]

How about Fresh's Big Boy or Bob's Big Boy, however you know it, where you're living, they have the. The Brawny Lad. I think it's a. Is that a fish sandwich? I think. Or maybe a ham and cheese? I'm not sure what's on the Brawny Lad, but it's a good sandwich.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I didn't have that growing up. We had Shoney's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, same. Same company. But they've known.

[Pat Godwin]

But we didn't have. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't have the Big Boy out front.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Right off the top of my head, there's Frishes, there's Shoney's, there's Elias.

[Chick McGee]

Manners.

[Tom Griswold]

Manners. And there's Bobs.

[Pat Godwin]

And these are all essentially the same boys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Big boys.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised they didn't rebrand that.

[Pat Godwin]

Jody's had a breakfast buffet.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

From midnight to 3:00am oh, are you kidding me?

[Chick McGee]

It was something.

[Pat Godwin]

It was as fun to be to go roll in there at 1:30am Hammered some of the hardest I've ever laughed in my life.

[Tom Griswold]

And still buzzing from the stage. In the World Cup. Where did my world go? Where my World cup music at? Dag on it. Hang on. Entertain. Entertain yourself here. Killian Mbappe.

[Christy Lee]

Bop it.

[Tom Griswold]

Twist it, poke it, shove it, Bop it. Killian Mbappe have put France. That's right, France. They were put ahead in the 45th minute. Added a second half goal to break a World cup knockout round scoring record. France beating Sweden last night, 3 nothing. Also Ivory coast losing to Norway to nothing. That means we the Viking row and the Norway Row rolls on. And Mexico defeated Ecuador 2. Nothing. And Ecuador has officially filed a complaint with FIFA. Apparently Mexico's fan base was outside the Ecuadorian hotel all night trying to keep the Ecuadors up and not allowing them to sleep. A formal complaint with FIFA regarding Mexican fans behavior outside the team hotel. Such conduct, in contrast to the principles of fair play, equity unity, backstabbing and kickbacks that define FIFA.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of a long sentence.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a long sentence. Yeah. We are concerned about the safeguard of our safety of our players, coaching staff and fans.

[Pat Godwin]

Hands.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the actual. Actual wording is in some sort of Spanish, which I. And then. Have any idea? USA plays Bosnia and Herz Gavinia tonight. 10 o'.

[Christy Lee]

Clock. They have to play two teams. That's not fair.

[Tom Griswold]

That is not fair.

[Christy Lee]

Against one. Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

It is. It really is unfair.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody really thinks. I think that. You know that, right?

[Tom Griswold]

It is. I think the wizard of Oz, guys. I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think it's. Do you think it's annoying that they can't settle on one name?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Why don't they just bring them together?

[Chick McGee]

It's like those announcer. Those announcers that have too many names.

[Christy Lee]

Bosnia Nogivnia or something. Make up a name.

[Tom Griswold]

Bosnia Herzegovina. I say it should be Bosnia and Herz. Donut.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. At least change it to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Or Titty Twister or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that'd be a good name for a country. Who wouldn't. Who wouldn't want to go there?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, buddy, you open the door? Where are you going? I'm gonna come waltzing through.

[Chick McGee]

Going on the 4th of July. Oh, I'm going to Tittyville.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you.

[Chick McGee]

Where you go?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Titty Twister.

[Chick McGee]

That's high hyminated.

[Pat Godwin]

These are with these.

[Tom Griswold]

USA. And here's another thing I don't like about FIFA. USA and Bosnia Herzegovina and 49ers Stadium this evening in Santa Clara at 220 hundred, which. Eight o', clock, but. Yeah, I don't need that. I don't.

[Chick McGee]

That's how it was.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like the 24 hour clock.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how it is in. In the. Yeah, the press release. Twenty hundred.

[Christy Lee]

My husband's.

[Tom Griswold]

Belgium and Senegal is on a 24 hour clock. Belgium and Senegal tonight at 1600. Oh, good luck with that.

[Christy Lee]

He likes it that way.

[Pat Godwin]

Andy's on military time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he is sometimes. Yeah. The one next to his bed is all military.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Does he give you military orders? Look who's at a tent.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you swab his deck every night, General.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, this, this, this deck ain't going to swab itself.

[Chick McGee]

You really gotta hit the. Okay, it's deck. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

England.

[Chick McGee]

Deck Nixon. You know Leonid from your favorite band, Leonard. Yeah. In the Friends.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you know he's apparently a large man downstairs. Oh. And when he makes love to a woman, do you know what he says?

[Chick McGee]

He says, does it hurts the Gavin?

[Pat Godwin]

That's what he says. Says he doesn't. He leaves the Bosnia off.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Pat Godwin]

All right. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm, I'm going to allow it in. England plays the Congo in Hotlanta at 1200, which, correct me if I'm wrong, but that's noon Eastern Daylight Time. Is that right, Tom? And that's your World cup update. Don't give me no Hand me down World Cup.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that one.

[Tom Griswold]

What a great song. It is no sugar tonight. No sugar.

[Pat Godwin]

I love the Guess who Sugar.

[Chick McGee]

Those two fellas are back together.

[Pat Godwin]

Happy to hear it.

[Chick McGee]

The real Guess who.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

The real Guess who? Was there a fake Guess who?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Guess who was in yeah, you don't

[Pat Godwin]

want to any mutations.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it, it really did become Guess who's in the band. Was they like the original sound man or the original sound man's cousin? That was as close as it got to yeah. But yeah, the, the two principles of the original Guess who now own the name again. It's a long, long story.

[Tom Griswold]

Time now to play Name that movie. Are you ready, Chrissy?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And don't give your answer until the entire audio has played.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

How'd this happen?

[Chick McGee]

Natural causes.

[Christy Lee]

Looks like a knife wound.

[Chick McGee]

Like I said, I'll give you a lawful no, thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

No, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Do you enjoy pain?

[Tom Griswold]

Pain don't hurt.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that is.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I, I, I remember laughing hard. I'll give you a local. No, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

He's so polite. And then, of course, the iconic line,

[Chick McGee]

you know, I thought you'd be bigger.

[Tom Griswold]

Thought you'd be bigger.

[Ally Breen]

Dalton.

[Pat Godwin]

It really is gloriously.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, dumb.

[Chick McGee]

Is dumb the word you're looking for?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, and, but it, but. But completely watchable and entertaining.

[Chick McGee]

It actually is nothing else.

[Tom Griswold]

Ben Gazara driving his car in both lanes of the highway, and he's just

[Christy Lee]

having the time of his life. I had my Double Deuce sweatshirt on the other day, and the girls were like, where did you get that?

[Tom Griswold]

Double Deuce? That's a nightclub.

[Christy Lee]

I said, josh got me this for Christmas. It's one of my treasured items.

[Chick McGee]

Double Deuce Ben Gazara, of course. Famous for the great show Run for your life.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Superpower. He can take any celebrity and mention something obscure about that celebrity. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Huge success.

[Pat Godwin]

One of the main actors I saw a week or two ago passed away from Good Morning World.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, which one? Ronnie Shell?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, he was 90 something.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he was. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What about.

[Christy Lee]

Be honest with me. You've never seen Roadhouse, right?

[Chick McGee]

Of course not. It looks ridiculous.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, dude, it's awful.

[Chick McGee]

Awful.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, but it is awful.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so bad.

[Pat Godwin]

Jeff Healey is in it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I love Jeff Healy.

[Chick McGee]

He's the blind dude from the whole.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the whole movie.

[Chick McGee]

Might make it worth it.

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't play Angel Eyes, but he's still singing.

[Chick McGee]

I'm upset to hear about Ronnie Shell.

[Christy Lee]

And Sam Elliott's in it. Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he got holders on the screen.

[Tom Griswold]

He got a skinny little runt named Dalton around here. And Joby Baker was also in Good Morning World.

[Chick McGee]

So, Christy, I want to get back to this. Your husband uses military time?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sometimes.

[Chick McGee]

So he goes, I'll meet you at 1400 hours for lunch.

[Christy Lee]

No, he doesn't say that, but like his clock set that way.

[Chick McGee]

Give me. Does his clock play reveille?

[Christy Lee]

No, he loves history and the military and stuff like that. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Suppose there's a cornet or trumpet player out there that when it's that time. You know what I'm talking about? When it's a sexy time that he calls in his. Calls in his lady by playing reveille. Time to get up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir. Reporting for duty, sir.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if anyone's male member responds to that.

[Pat Godwin]

Wouldn't that be some sort of Pavlovian response?

[Chick McGee]

Every time I hear Reveley, I, you know, down there. Okay, good, good. Good to know, Good to know, Sergeant. Now put that away.

[Tom Griswold]

Depends on what company they were in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we gotta head to the mess hall. Sergeant.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Imagine being like a 30 year old, a 30 year vet, and all of a sudden you just hear reverie. It's gotta be like when our phone alarms go off on a TV show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And we go hearing Rev. Yeah. Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Now what's coming up is that. Have you completed your sports broadcast?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir. Bulletins as they happen.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thank you very much, Christy Lee. Give me the teaser, please.

[Christy Lee]

Well, actually, I have a couple of sports related stories. We have Ozzy Osbourne and racing together.

[Chick McGee]

This is cool.

[Tom Griswold]

He', driving, is he?

[Christy Lee]

No. That would be tough.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen a picture of this thing.

[Christy Lee]

I have not. This is the first I've heard of it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we'll dig it up.

[Christy Lee]

I'll get it for you. And I don't know anything about Yu Gi oh. Do you know anything about this Yu

[Tom Griswold]

Gi oh tournament Pokemon thing? Right.

[Christy Lee]

We have an update on one of

[Chick McGee]

their tournaments that's happening and it's not a surprise, frankly.

[Christy Lee]

Not to Tom. No. But they have a rule about it, so they must have a problem.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. As Chick McGee often says, if, if they, they had to make a rule.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there was a problem.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. It's like, well, there's many rules that they had to make after someone, someone did it. Now that's also coming up. Plus a cool story coming out of Vegas and we have some fireworks safety tips.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And we have the location of some cocaine. Your hint is orifice. That's coming up. We will remain here. I hope you can join us us in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment? To share?

[Tom Griswold]

Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Goodbye.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

I'm planning something.

[Tom Griswold]

Trouble.

[Christy Lee]

There's been planning something with Christopher. He doesn't know this yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Hello. Hello. Tom said Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Oh boy, I forgot to do that. Let's see, let's move forward here. Looking forward to a big fourth of July. Hope you are too. A lot of heat out there. A lot of very hot spots. Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Be careful. Stay hydrated.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Check on your neighbors too. If you've got some elderly folks out there, help make sure that they're okay. Now a couple quick things. If you're looking for something to do in the air conditioned comfort of your home, perhaps, perhaps watching the Pat Godwin special on the the Dry Bar Comedy Channel which you'll find out there the world of, of, of the streaming. Streaming and the Twilights. The Twilight's last stream.

[Tom Griswold]

It dropped last month. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Then he, then he picked it up and released it. The Pat Godwin Dry Bar special. Go to drybar.com or get the, get the app. It's really Cool. Also, our friend Ryan Hamilton, comedian, has something called this just hit me. It's the true story of him getting hit by a bus on Netflix. Has a happy ending that is on Netflix.

[Christy Lee]

And some other things. He's very fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom so desperately wants to say tonight at 8 on ABC. Don't you?

[Chick McGee]

I also, I want to remind you, we have the Bob and Tom pop up shop in full pop mode. It's. It's right there. And we've got some cool new shirts, some hats, et cetera, et cetera. There's even a Pat Godwin T shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, look at that hoodie. I'm telling you, it's badass.

[Chick McGee]

The. The Camp Radio Would logo. It's. It's very silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat looked at me this morning and looked at the sweatshirt and said, what the hell is Camp Bad Bad?

[Chick McGee]

Camp Badwood.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it said I see. I can see where you sit.

[Chick McGee]

Too many letters for that. It says radio clearly in English.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you guys like Bad Finger?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Aren't they good?

[Christy Lee]

They're very good.

[Chick McGee]

If you want it, here it is. Come and get it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. That's my least favorite band. Bad Finger song. Yeah, that was her first hit. I would.

[Christy Lee]

What's your favorite?

[Tom Griswold]

Bad Fingers Baby Blue. That's a good one. There's another one too. I forgot.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, now we Come On Eileen.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that bad?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, absolutely. But they changed their name. But it is bad. It's the core of Bad Finger.

[Chick McGee]

We have to point out. There is a song called Come on Eileen.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we have to point this out.

[Chick McGee]

It was a huge hit and we used to. We used to play that with. Followed the Biggest Part of Me. Followed by Come On Eileen.

[Tom Griswold]

I was Dreaming on the night. Would it turn out right?

[Pat Godwin]

Dexy's Midnight Runners. They had another lesser single, but I don't remember the Legend.

[Chick McGee]

They were an R B band earlier.

[Tom Griswold]

The legend is right after they shot the video for Come on Eileen, the lead singer fired everybody. Oh, wow. The guy in the short overalls, the little crop pants. Yeah, Short, short bibs.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See. Well, let's get over there. We. Christine.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of music.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Meyer Shank Racing debuting a design inspired by the late rocker Ozzy Osbourne ahead of the Honda Indy 200. The organization said Felix Rosenquist's number 60 SiriusXM Honda will feature an all new Aussies Boneyard inspired design. The car will take part in the race on Sunday, July 5th in Ohio. That is really cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's purple with a kind of a image of Ozzy and Then it says on the side. Very cool. Very cool.

[Christy Lee]

You listen to Ozzy's Boneyard? I bet I do.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So, yeah. That's nice. This one, by the way, that's a cool purple. Does not have a manual transmission. It has an ozymatic.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean like Aussie. Aussie. Matt. Matt.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, Ozzy's Boneyard is a. Is a satellite channel. It's not.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

Right. It's not a collection of his sex tapes.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, sadly, no. She hasn't released those yet. She'll share any.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's a little weird having him pass away.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

However, she is taking bids.

[Pat Godwin]

It was called the Bone. I mean, it's been around for years.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. But now he is boned, so it's weird.

[Pat Godwin]

Ozzy would be cool with it.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm sure Ozzy did enough speed in his day to appreciate a fast car.

[Pat Godwin]

You sure?

[Chick McGee]

Among many other things.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's cool. So be looking for that coming up this weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

July 5th is the race and Felix, friend of the show and super badass winner of the Indy 500. So you go, Felix.

[Tom Griswold]

Felix is going to sing for us now.

[Christy Lee]

Felix.

[Pat Godwin]

Felix.

[Chick McGee]

We did a cool interview with Felix. We could. It's probably posted somewhere on. On our social media, but cool guy.

[Christy Lee]

Olivia Rodrigo has partnered with Lego to release five new collectible sets.

[Tom Griswold]

Rodrigo and lego?

[Ally Breen]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

The collaboration designed as a full immersive universe, complete with detailed minifigures, hidden Easter eggs, iconic looks and nods to different eras of her career.

[Pat Godwin]

So she's. I knew she was big, but I didn't know she was. Have your own LEGO set?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she has a concert moon set, a guitar set, a vinyl record set, a secret storage set and a flower boom.

[Chick McGee]

I believe right now she's currently streaming more than anyone.

[Pat Godwin]

I wouldn't be able to pick her up.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks just lying about.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know her well either. We're not in that. It's not.

[Chick McGee]

I have a 10 year old and a 13 year old. I can sing. Every one of us.

[Pat Godwin]

They love her. How do you. How is she? A pretty good pop star.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's real good. She was Disney. What was she on? She was a high school musical.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

She's very, very.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, one of the newer high school musicals.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Disney really does find.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, they really do.

[Pat Godwin]

They have been a farm.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they. The farm team for about 10 major pop stars and huge actors and now the Lego. They've done a couple of these before. They did. They did Kiss. Yes, they did kiss and mini kiss, but in Lego form. You can't tell the difference. They're a little. Little squish little fellas.

[Christy Lee]

And we have a sad note this morning. Victor Willis, the lead singer of the Village People, has died.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh. What?

[Christy Lee]

Family announced he had a short but aggressive illness. He was 74 years old.

[Pat Godwin]

What profession was he?

[Christy Lee]

He was the policeman.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Yeah, but no, he was the upfront guy.

[Christy Lee]

Up front guy you may know him from, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

And he wrote most of the hits.

[Pat Godwin]

Pat, are you surprised to hear this? Because I thought he was a young man.

[Ally Breen]

New one.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute, Pat, you're hurting yourself. Don't move your shoulder like this.

[Pat Godwin]

You forgot you were hurt.

[Chick McGee]

That was a piercing thing.

[Tom Griswold]

There he is.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty good voice there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, great.

[Tom Griswold]

He's no sweet pee, but he's pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Were these his wife and band manager wrote on Facebook? He passed away Tuesday. The family requests privacy.

[Tom Griswold]

And through the tears she said.

[Christy Lee]

Said.

[Tom Griswold]

What? You talking about Willis?

[Pat Godwin]

She did. She had the wherewithal to at least get that out.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe it.

[Chick McGee]

But he was. He was one of the main guys writers and he was the upfront cop because there were two. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Were those immediately gay?

[Christy Lee]

He was usually a motorcycle cop.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry, were those immediately gay anthems?

[Tom Griswold]

No. And I don't.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. And to this day, I don't think some of the people who love YMCA and doing out, they have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure.

[Ally Breen]

And.

[Pat Godwin]

And I'm not. Yeah, not exclusively a gay thing, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fine. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But Macho man, right? In the Navy now.

[Tom Griswold]

And

[Pat Godwin]

Victor, it's pretty good music.

[Chick McGee]

Great music, apparently, like many cops. Joyous Donuts, nuts.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he was a lot. He got big there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, they should have toured with. Well, they can't. It's too late now. Casey and the Sunshine Band. Why?

[Chick McGee]

Well, Casey, I saw Casey in the sunshine bed in Vale. Wow. And Casey comes out, he goes, I know what you're thinking because he had put on quite a bit of weight. He goes, it should be KFC in the Sunshine Band. But yeah, Victor was a great. I actually saw them. When? In the. In the hay. Day.

[Pat Godwin]

Day. Pretty fun.

[Chick McGee]

It was hilarious. And when I saw. When I saw them. When I saw them, they had.

[Pat Godwin]

Were they meant to be?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Were they good?

[Chick McGee]

It was just fun. Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you trying to tell us that you had no idea they were playing and you just happened to.

[Chick McGee]

I. No, I. I Did not know this come across them. Some friends in my of mine d dragged me to Disney World. I was living in Orlando and Disney would shut down the park kind of and they'd have have band nights and they had disco night and I had no idea what. And. And I just. We went to the one of the shells I think by Future World, whatever it is. And these Tomorrowland and these guys were playing it. They were these session cats. I recognized a couple of these guys got. Wait a minute, that guy's. And these guys were monster players. What is going on? And then these guys walk out dressed like the cop and the cowboy. What the hell is cowboy?

[Tom Griswold]

And the Native American.

[Chick McGee]

They were terrific live.

[Pat Godwin]

And how odd that they made a semi political resurgence. You know, like it's YMCA is used at a lot of the president's events. Who would have ever guessed?

[Christy Lee]

That's true. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it's one of the few dances I can do well. Well, you could at a wedding now.

[Christy Lee]

But you can't raise your arm up enough to make the walk.

[Chick McGee]

I can kind of fake it.

[Pat Godwin]

I Macho man might. You could just make an eye. I'm only familiar with Macho Man, YMCA

[Chick McGee]

and in the Navy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're spelling imca?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay, for those that don't know, I had a motorcycle crash. My right arm doesn't work real well.

[Pat Godwin]

Plays youth with a golf cart pulled

[Tom Griswold]

out in front of somebody you were carrying.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, a golf cart hit me. Now, the judge ruled it was the. Do you remember their demise?

[Tom Griswold]

Restitution.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, they made a movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was called Are you ready for the 80s or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't stop the music.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, can't stop the music was the movie in the song Are you ready for the 80s? And no one was. And am I correct in saying that starred Bruce Jenner?

[Tom Griswold]

And I want to say Valerie Perrine. Is that. Oh, maybe not.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. And to think that Bruce now is hotter than Valerie.

[Tom Griswold]

Valerie. Hey, I'm hotter than Valerie.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's right. She's currently 55 degrees. I forgot. By the way, Valerie, go see the movie Slaughterhouse Five and get back to me.

[Pat Godwin]

Is she sexy in it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, once again, it is great.

[Tom Griswold]

Steve Gutenberg's and can't stop the Music.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was a real Caitlyn Jenner. Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Valerie Perrine?

[Chick McGee]

Kaylee's doing her. Sophie Cunningham. What did I just say?

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Christy. I'm sorry. Christy's doing her. Sophie. Pointing at the clock.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy hell, it's tomorrow's show already.

[Chick McGee]

Did I tell you I got up way too early? I have no idea what's happening. We're coming back. I hope you can join David Hodo

[Tom Griswold]

as the construction worker.

[Chick McGee]

Are any of those guys still with us? Okay, we'll find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Felipe Rose.

[Chick McGee]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and

[Tom Griswold]

Tom show this morning.

[Chick McGee]

The show is also out there for you on our YouTube.

[Tom Griswold]

YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Oops, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show, where professional broadcasting comes to pass away. What are you doing over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, because my feet don't touch the ground. I have a stool.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's that smell.

[Tom Griswold]

Stool. I wonder see. But a stool on the floor.

[Christy Lee]

Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. Hey. Well, hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Ally Breen]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee and. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, enough. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on, Tom, join us. The water's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like Marty. Marty Allen.

[Chick McGee]

The things. Hello there. Yesterday. Yesterday we had a story. I. I want to say it was a world record, I believe the oldest parrot. Bra.

[Ally Breen]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Oodles, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The. The oldest living parrot.

[Pat Godwin]

To be clear, guys, it was Snoodles.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was Spoodle.

[Pat Godwin]

You're right.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was Snoodles too.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you don't know jack about this parrot. Okay, go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

I ain't got Jack.

[Chick McGee]

The oldest parrot. It was indeed or is still named Spoodles.

[Pat Godwin]

Spoodles.

[Chick McGee]

And I want to say Spoodles lives in South Carolina. No, in Charleston. There's a picture of Spoodle. Gorgeous, gorgeous creature. And we got into wonderful looking parrot. Spoodles is not the oldest ever.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. But currently living.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That was a title held by Cookie.

[Pat Godwin]

And that thing was way older than

[Chick McGee]

Spoodles is now more than 82 years of age.

[Pat Godwin]

That's wild.

[Chick McGee]

But lived her owner.

[Christy Lee]

I bet

[Tom Griswold]

I better.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? Christy Lee, Queen of darkness. Death. Death. Death.

[Christy Lee]

Death made me this way.

[Tom Griswold]

80 year old parrot pecker fell off. Probably. Yeah. Goes first. It happens.

[Pat Godwin]

My pecker fell off.

[Chick McGee]

Now, did we ever get a distinction between a beak versus pecker?

[Christy Lee]

It's. There is no distinction. It is a beak. And pecker became a. An informal way of saying beak.

[Chick McGee]

But do all birds peck?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, not necessarily.

[Chick McGee]

So then it wouldn't be a pecker.

[Tom Griswold]

And now.

[Christy Lee]

Well, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go around the room who has a pecker?

[Pat Godwin]

All beaks can pecker, but not all peckers can beak.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good way to remember.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't that sound like something a teacher would make you memorize?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, first we're doing Roy G. Biv, then we're doing the Pecker.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you never forget Roy G. Biv, though, do you? I mean, come on.

[Chick McGee]

Just came up in the New York Times crossword puzzle. You Yesterday.

[Pat Godwin]

I still remember what it stands for. Royal blue.

[Chick McGee]

You know what you're talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Roy G. Biv.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Color of the rainbow.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

It's the spectrum. Red, orange. Oh, there are some weird name of a monkey.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you have to memorize that?

[Christy Lee]

You didn't have to.

[Pat Godwin]

Apparently, I wasn't paying attention.

[Chick McGee]

What's the one for the planets?

[Tom Griswold]

My very nice mother. Just fix us nine pizzas or something like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, okay. Very good. That's helpful.

[Pat Godwin]

Helpful?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you asked my very educated mother

[Chick McGee]

the reason that we're talking about Spoodles suck.

[Christy Lee]

Mom, why are we talking about Spoodles? You brought him up.

[Chick McGee]

Because I promised to do this yesterday and I. And I forgot.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank God. Thank goodness.

[Pat Godwin]

Do we have Spoodles here?

[Chick McGee]

No, but we were talking about parrots. And once again, Spoodles. Which is a great name, by the way.

[Pat Godwin]

You bought us a parrot?

[Chick McGee]

I'd love to have a parrot here, but I would. They're too much work.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll take. I'll take care of her. Birds.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they too much work?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Birds are. They don't like to be alone.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they are. A friend of mine has a parrot. And I'm not joking. It's on Prozac. I'm completely serious. I am not joking.

[Pat Godwin]

I have my down days.

[Tom Griswold]

Brock, Polly, let's watch the news.

[Chick McGee]

They have other things for depression.

[Tom Griswold]

Who has a friend that has a parent that's on Prozac? It's tough.

[Pat Godwin]

Lexapro didn't work for me.

[Chick McGee]

Another friend of mine. Another friend of mine has a bird that can bark just like their dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Dogs.

[Chick McGee]

So the. The parrot will go roof and the dogs come running in there. They're so stupid. They haven't figured out it's the parrot yet. Okay. Sorry. Where was I?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you're gonna play something.

[Chick McGee]

Smoodles. Well, speaking of parrots, we'd be remiss if we didn't feature this classic.

[Pat Godwin]

All right. Just. Magician.

[Chick McGee]

He's. He gets his job on a cruise ship, so he's working his Cruise ship. And he does his act every night

[Pat Godwin]

in the front row.

[Tom Griswold]

Is.

[Chick McGee]

Is the captain of the ship with a parrot on her shoulder. So every night he does his act. Well, by the third night, the parrot starts figuring out his magician's act. So he starts heckling the magician, and, you know, it's on his sleeve. It's under his hat. His assistant has it. So that night, they hit an iceberg, and the ship goes down. The magician wakes up floating on a piece of driftwood. And the parrot is sitting on the end of the driftwood. And they stare at each other for two days and don't say a word. They just look. Look at each other, all mad. Finally, the bird goes, I give.

[Pat Godwin]

Where's the boat?

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. There we go.

[Pat Godwin]

A little bit of.

[Chick McGee]

A little bit of parrot for you.

[Pat Godwin]

One of the finest jokes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. And once again, Spoodles opening for fish. I believe the great name Spoodles. That is a good name.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you. Is there, like, parrot chow or do they have dried fish? What do parrots eat?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they have a lot of bird food.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You go to the pet store, it's aisles of pellets.

[Pat Godwin]

We used to get these. Just pellets. I don't know what they were.

[Chick McGee]

What kind of bird did you have?

[Pat Godwin]

We had parrots, and we had parakeets, and we had. I grew up with a bird. With bird. There were always birds in our house.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And the one parrot could whistle and talk a little bit and would sit on our shoulders and did you let

[Chick McGee]

them free in the house?

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He didn't fly that parrot. Fred didn't fly around the house much. But we did lose him when one day he just flew out the front door.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Never came back.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. He sat in the tree in the front yard for a while. My dad tried to coax him down. And then finally he just flew off.

[Chick McGee]

I hope he went south for a half hour out there.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I go. What do you think happened to Fred? And my dad goes, he probably just let some coyote walk up to him.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Pat Godwin]

Because he didn't know anybody.

[Tom Griswold]

No skills.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Poor Fred.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. Hopefully, he lived a long parody life. He would whistle at you when you came out of the bathroom if you took a shower.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Like that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen bigger. I've seen bigger Friends of mine when I was. Hey, softy Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock Not a grower or a shower.

[Tom Griswold]

They had a canary and the dad would slide some Food off of his plate and compartmentalize his plate. So there was his food he was eating, and then there was the parrots.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And the parrot would come over. The canary would come over and start eating off his plate.

[Pat Godwin]

It was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Disgusting.

[Pat Godwin]

He would crap on your shoulder, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Every now. And. Oh, hey, Fred. Gotcha. Okay. And then you'd wipe it off.

[Chick McGee]

Those are epaulets.

[Tom Griswold]

You got some egg on your shoulder.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That's bird turd. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You never had a bird? No, no.

[Chick McGee]

My father hates or hated birds.

[Christy Lee]

The cockatiel is the little one. The cockatoo is the big one, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

What's. What's the one that bounces his head up?

[Christy Lee]

That's a cockatoo, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's funny.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You ever have a little cocktail sauce on your shrimp?

[Pat Godwin]

That is good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you know what? I don't like it. Too spicy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Too feathery.

[Chick McGee]

Now, coming up, Christy, give me the teaser, please.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we're going to have July 4th fireworks. Safety.

[Chick McGee]

Safety tips.

[Tom Griswold]

I got one. Don't shoot them off.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good idea.

[Chick McGee]

There is a watch.

[Tom Griswold]

Public display.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, there's a great brand of fireworks called ganja.

[Tom Griswold]

Stop scaring my dog.

[Chick McGee]

And Josh was helping us out with this. If you get the ganja fireworks, you don't smoke them.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no. You light them and you throw them or something. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Be careful.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't put them between your lips.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that stain you put on my back stone patio finally wore away.

[Pat Godwin]

It did. I do apologize.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was like eight years ago.

[Pat Godwin]

I go, hey, chick, I brought some fireworks. Check this out. And just stained the hell out of his porch.

[Chick McGee]

Yes or no?

[Tom Griswold]

I have, like, the Battle of Yorktown.

[Chick McGee]

I've had a long time theory about something, and as you know, I'm probably the most pyro among us, and I do enjoy fireworks very much. And I'm very careful. Two things. I always use a Burns O Matic torch to light them.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like going up there with, like, one of those punks.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I want that. I want the fuse to take this flame seriously.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

But I've. I don't know, but I've made this observation. Christy, who is the handsomest, most masculine actor you can think of?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jason Statham.

[Chick McGee]

And my Jason Statham. You could add Jason Statham a sparkler, and it's still kind of gay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I'm saying? It looks there's no way to hold A sparkler and not have kind of an effeminate.

[Tom Griswold]

He looks gay. Is that what you're saying?

[Chick McGee]

I don't mean that in a negative way.

[Tom Griswold]

I just mean mean in a fancy way.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's just sparklers just don't.

[Pat Godwin]

It's hard to be manly holding a sparkler. I get it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's not like you're holding a grenade and a sparkler. You still look, you know, kind of puss.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a listener just sent us an email about KitKat flavors she found in Japan. We'll save it till we're going to come back.

[Pat Godwin]

Wasabi's one. I've had that. You guys had them?

[Tom Griswold]

I can neither confirm nor denied it.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't Wasabi sound like a reservation? Reservation or a summer camp? Oh, I'm going to Camp Wasabi.

[Pat Godwin]

How would they?

[Chick McGee]

It's hot this time of year.

[Tom Griswold]

What if your last name was Wasabi? At a restaurant.

[Chick McGee]

We have a table.

[Tom Griswold]

A table. Never mind. By the way, I think we're in enough trouble. We have our.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

What is the KitKat flavors, fresh from Japan. One of our listeners wrote them down just for us.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, that'll be. That'll be very interesting also. Village People update. We had some sad news from the Village People People today. And the Village People People. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sad.

[Chick McGee]

And. And originally they were Village People. The way in the beginning, the Eagles were just. Just Eagles. Right. But they've both got the. The back. Oh, that'd be a good chapter for the Eagles.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's.

[Chick McGee]

I got the thaw back.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's just the. It's the. Is it the Eagles?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's the Eagles.

[Chick McGee]

Then they Eventually.

[Pat Godwin]

And Dave Matthews Band. It's not the Dave Matthews Band. Oh, really? Yeah. Just Dave Matthews Band.

[Chick McGee]

I see. I did.

[Pat Godwin]

I did not know. Is actually just the.

[Tom Griswold]

What about that group? Da. Da. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, fellas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You're a little too clever.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I hate you. I hate you. Based on your name.

[Tom Griswold]

Go get a name.

[Chick McGee]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio.

[Chick McGee]

Don't introduce Potty Mo.

[Tom Griswold]

Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs.

[Christy Lee]

You're in time out.

[Tom Griswold]

Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Is this on or off the air, Potty mouth? Because nobody gets introduced off the air. You know what I mean?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Ally Breen]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Josh. Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi. Christie's the one who cusses the most. Bullying us in the hallway.

[Tom Griswold]

Up and down the hallway. Off the. Off the air.

[Chick McGee]

Off the air. Who cusses the most?

[Pat Godwin]

Jeff Oskay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

In here right now? Maybe. Maybe you.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No effing away. Ace never cusses.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I bet. On the way home.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard once. Maybe by himself in the car. Sure. Who wouldn't?

[Christy Lee]

I wish I didn't. My husband never does. I respect him for that. Boy, I can throw.

[Chick McGee]

I can't get enough. Okay. Where were we?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you're. Never mind. They don't. I'm sure your children. Children, don't curse being like Daddy.

[Chick McGee]

One of their current songs has the S word in it blatantly, several times in the chorus.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Noah Khan song.

[Tom Griswold]

And do they lustily sing along it's actually.

[Chick McGee]

It's one of his better songs. Songs. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What's it called?

[Chick McGee]

Oh God.

[Pat Godwin]

I just took a big.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Jack, I hope you're.

[Chick McGee]

What is the line? I hope you're in the usual S word.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob at Top show Josh is exactly right. I'm a veteran. My name is Daniel. I hear revelry Reveley. I have a slight panic attack that I'm late for formation and we'll spend the next hour and a half running to the nearest stop signing back. You gave me PTSD this morning. Appreciate the headache you're giving me. Love the show. Love all of you, Dan.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks Dan.

[Tom Griswold]

Daniel, Dan from New Jersey and dear Bob and Tom show. This from Lisa. I just got back from Japan. You've talked about the different KitKat flavors. So I wanted to tell you what

[Pat Godwin]

I found In Japan we all enjoy Kit Kat.

[Chick McGee]

Before you get to that, you mentioned this. I was kind of wondering if someone plays Reveley to call their sweetie in for sexy time.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, right, right.

[Chick McGee]

And then after.

[Tom Griswold]

So far, no.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we haven't received it. We just. I just made this announcement recently. I But my question would be once these sort of a worded so you can understand it. Josh, post coitus. Does one play taps? Really? That'd be disrespectful. Sorry. I'm sorry. Back to you. Let's get back to the Kit Kat bars.

[Tom Griswold]

Kit Kat flavors in Japan. Banana.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that interesting?

[Christy Lee]

I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet that's good.

[Christy Lee]

That's good. You don't like chocolate covered bananas?

[Chick McGee]

I have a thing. I like bananas. I hate anything banana flavored.

[Pat Godwin]

I kind of get some artificial banana.

[Chick McGee]

Artificial banana flavor is wretched.

[Pat Godwin]

But for the banana flip they have

[Christy Lee]

the bananas sliced, dipped in dark chocolate, frozen that are amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

Well that sounds like real banana.

[Chick McGee]

That's real banana.

[Christy Lee]

Banana. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well the artificial flavor banana just is. There's something about it.

[Pat Godwin]

Sometimes it's off.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's toxic and probably will kill you. Okay, back to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Banana, sugar butter tree. O Salted caramel.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, that sounds good.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like that. Do they have that in the States?

[Tom Griswold]

No, these are all in Japan. Peanut butter KitKat.

[Pat Godwin]

I like the sound of that too.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you like the big cat? The big thick KitKat.

[Pat Godwin]

It has a. It has a good mouthfeel.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy. Really?

[Chick McGee]

What now? What is in a Kit Kat?

[Pat Godwin]

Wafers, Wafer, Chocolate and maybe some kind of chocolate and.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think it's a macadamia nuts.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah yes. Whole macadamia.

[Chick McGee]

If you're not going to take this discussion seriously. I'm going to move on.

[Tom Griswold]

Banana, Sugar, Butter tree. Salted caramel. Peanut butter. Hazelnuts.

[Pat Godwin]

No, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Something called green tree.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, honestly, I think it's green tea. I have had green tea. Kitkats.

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Out wasabi.

[Pat Godwin]

I have had that too.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

And something called sakura. Well, how would the wasabi kitkat.

[Pat Godwin]

It was odd. I don't need them again. But it wasn't terrible. And it did taste of wasabi.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope everybody makes the yucky sound. Yucky face as I am as I read this. Sake KitKat.

[Pat Godwin]

Gosh. I mean, just dip it into hydrogen peroxide.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That is the most alcoholic.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I am not a sake fan. And cold or hot, I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

Roasted soybean.

[Pat Godwin]

Who wants so Edamame? Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Roasted Neapolitan.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? How many do they have?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm about halfway through.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, dear God.

[Tom Griswold]

Purple sweet potato. Cherry blossom.

[Pat Godwin]

I do like those. Purple sweet potatoes. Biscuit.

[Christy Lee]

Biscuit.

[Tom Griswold]

Biscuit.

[Chick McGee]

So in the United States, we just have the one Kit Kat.

[Pat Godwin]

You can get a couple other flavors. I know you can get green tea here in the States.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you get dark chocolate, too. Dark chocolate Kit Kat.

[Christy Lee]

And I think maybe a white chocolate

[Pat Godwin]

Kit Kat and White Castle Kit Kat. Oh, they don't sell well.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you just put a Kit Kat on a white.

[Pat Godwin]

People love both, but just not. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Cookies and cream. Strawberry, apple. Strawberry. Yep. I'm almost done. Strawberry cheesecake, blueberry cheesecake, lemon and peach.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I am going to Italy with Christy. See you then.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, great. How's that?

[Pat Godwin]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Permanent flavors. Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white cream.

[Pat Godwin]

Here in the States.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And then the duo's mint and dark chocolate.

[Pat Godwin]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

But they change all the time. They add, you know, different.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Mint is wretched.

[Chick McGee]

Now, we were discussing the sad news Christie had that the. The main guy from the Village People, Victor Willis, who had recently rejoined. He was the guy that wrote. I know. He wrote YMCA and Macho Man. Died a couple days ago, sadly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. At the age of 74. He had a.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me tell you now.

[Tom Griswold]

Now he's doa.

[Chick McGee]

Keep going round.

[Christy Lee]

We're not showing.

[Ally Breen]

I just.

[Chick McGee]

I just. I wanted to see if any of the original guys were still in the band.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the producer? Wasn't he the engine?

[Chick McGee]

Giorgio Moroder. Like that. The answer to the qu. Non of the none of the originals are still touring with them. How about Alive? Victor was the last one. Several of them are still Alive. But they're not. They're. They're no longer touring. The Village People is a version of the Village People out there, apparently. But. Well, it takes a village.

[Pat Godwin]

They could be like. They could be like Menudo, Right?

[Chick McGee]

You can just change it out.

[Pat Godwin]

They should live forever.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all. It's all costumes. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm not sure any of them, except for Victor, were even musicians. I think they just answered an ad.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Did Victor. He's just a vocalist, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, but he wrote the song. He was a musician.

[Tom Griswold]

Village Voice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I'm sorry. What?

[Christy Lee]

What did you say? Village Voice.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's no joke, right?

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay, now, Pat, I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not songs, really. They're cheers. That's what they are.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that.

[Chick McGee]

There's the original.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at the cowboy, man. I'm. You're telling me.

[Chick McGee]

You are.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at that cowboy has something in

[Chick McGee]

his ass right now. You know, I think it's the fist of the. I think it's the fist of the biker guy.

[Pat Godwin]

The construction worker has to literally bike down on something to keep from.

[Chick McGee]

But they're fun. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think they called the. The bushy mustache Leatherman. I think that was what they said.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that mustache.

[Chick McGee]

Glenn Hughes.

[Tom Griswold]

Glenn Fuse was the Leatherman.

[Chick McGee]

Glenn Hughes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hughes.

[Pat Godwin]

Who do we just lose?

[Tom Griswold]

Which guy?

[Christy Lee]

Victor Willis.

[Chick McGee]

The guy in the bottom.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because you've got the cowboy, the construction worker, the Native American, the cop, the. The leather biker, and the army guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Victor Willis is the guy up front there. And he was the guy that was, again, the principal writer. But, yeah, Leatherman is no longer.

[Tom Griswold]

He's trying to give Victor Willis this just August remembrance of. He was an actual.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he was looking at that photo. I want to put a condom on.

[Tom Griswold]

He came up with ymca. It's fun to stay at the ymca.

[Ally Breen]

Hey, I did.

[Chick McGee]

You can't knock it. It's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

I could knock it till the cows come home.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

In the Navy, Willis actually did a

[Christy Lee]

stint on Broadway in the mid-70s. He occasionally played the Tin man in the production of the Wiz.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. It must have left him in some rain.

[Pat Godwin]

Not in my can.

[Ally Breen]

He.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Christy Lee]

He.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, it emphasized that Victor was the term hetero.

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

He was married.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it the Tin Man Silver, though.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Nipsey Russell played him on screen, I think, didn't he?

[Pat Godwin]

And, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But first, a poem.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Roses are red, violets are blue. I don't know you. No. That's not right. Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna look up some Village People titles that we are unaware, aware of.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Are you ready for the 80s? I know. Was their big flop.

[Christy Lee]

That was a movie, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, the movie was.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a song too.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You can't stop the music. They did a song called Go West.

[Chick McGee]

I remember that.

[Pat Godwin]

Five o' clock in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

Five o' clock shadow.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm no longer in my father's will. That's one of their lesser hit. Coming out at Christmas. Is that a big. Yeah. Yeah. Coming out of Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

All Hands on Dick. The Navy tribute.

[Tom Griswold]

All the hands on Dick.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a cruise. This. These are real. Now I'm a cruiser. A song. The women

[Tom Griswold]

really

[Chick McGee]

Sticky

[Pat Godwin]

Hot Cop.

[Ally Breen]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

My roommate. Oh, that was great. Come on. My roommate is legitimately good. Says Ace Cosby. Ups and downs is another one. I want to hear my roommate right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Burton Ernie in My Roommate.

[Pat Godwin]

The song the Women is pure conjecture.

[Chick McGee]

I meant I have a color is written just.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a Nipsey Russell poem. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, hang on for one second. I think I've got this organized here.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yep. That sounds like the. The musician. That is Victor Willis. How do you come up with this?

[Chick McGee]

Is this airworthy? Any bad words?

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Nice bass line.

[Tom Griswold]

Join us downtown at Studio 54, ladies and Josh and I. I will be.

[Pat Godwin]

If you can get in.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. It's lube night.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing body shots. I poured tequila into my navel.

[Chick McGee]

Here comes.

[Pat Godwin]

There are freshly drilled holes in the skull.

[Tom Griswold]

You are loving these horns. I love these horns. Yeah. Ego maniac. Swear to you people. It must be my fate. The cards were against me. Now there's no escape. I have this here problem who keeps me up late.

[Chick McGee]

I can see where this resume is.

[Tom Griswold]

My roommate. My roommate.

[Chick McGee]

This is amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Thinks he's the greatest dancer of all time. Thinks he's the greatest.

[Ally Breen]

Singing.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you singing about?

[Tom Griswold]

My roommate? How is Victor Willis not Hall of Fame?

[Chick McGee]

They should be in the hall of fame.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut up.

[Pat Godwin]

My roommate.

[Chick McGee]

They belong there more than Patty Smith Night.

[Pat Godwin]

My roommate.

[Tom Griswold]

This.

[Chick McGee]

That does have kind of a gay subtext.

[Tom Griswold]

Will. His name is Bill. My roommate.

[Chick McGee]

It's okay.

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't wash a dish. My roommate.

[Tom Griswold]

But I have a secret wish.

[Chick McGee]

I want to do a real quick survey here. Which one of us would be the worst roommate? I think it's real obvious.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you realize it's real ob. I think it's real obvious.

[Tom Griswold]

It begins with Pat. God.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It begins and ends with pack.

[Pat Godwin]

Begins and ends with me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Pat would be a terrible roommate.

[Tom Griswold]

The worst. Why?

[Chick McGee]

I play all the time. I met.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm neat though. But I am loud.

[Tom Griswold]

He'd have questions all the time.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a small talk. I love the small talk.

[Chick McGee]

If you. If you didn't have.

[Tom Griswold]

If you didn't have your.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't. Shut up.

[Chick McGee]

If you didn't have your injury right now, if we'd go back a few months, would you have dirty dishes in your sink as we speak?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely not.

[Christy Lee]

No. I don't go to bed with dirty dishes.

[Pat Godwin]

That's my little therapy. Like you.

[Tom Griswold]

You wash them as you go along. Right?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I would. That's. Is your. Is your bed made?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

Would it be made? No, I'm not a bed.

[Christy Lee]

Is your bad made, chick?

[Tom Griswold]

No, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I make my bed all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Kelly's still in it. You can't make it all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Well, when she's.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I guess it's casually made. I pull the. I don't. You know.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Just pull.

[Pat Godwin]

Not tuck it in.

[Chick McGee]

Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Mine is not made, but it will be when I get home.

[Chick McGee]

Home? You'll make it yourself. Or is there someone you do that

[Christy Lee]

after you brush your teeth?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what you told.

[Pat Godwin]

I do all my morning things in the afternoon.

[Christy Lee]

You've got it all awkward.

[Tom Griswold]

She seems to be making fun of me. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No. I make my bed later in the day.

[Chick McGee]

And did we find out that there is in fact a coffee flavored toothpaste so you can brush your teeth then drink your coffee without ruining.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Is there an orange juice flavored toothpaste?

[Pat Godwin]

There was something. There was a toothpaste that had orange juice. At the very least, does. We did a story about how it matches your orange. It won't affect the taste of orange juice later.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a cigarette flavored toothpaste?

[Pat Godwin]

Is there cigarette flavored toothpaste?

[Christy Lee]

We'll tackle all of those questions and more and have your history lesson when we come back.

[Chick McGee]

We will.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. While the world watches the stars at the FIFA World Cup, Hyundai has its eyes on the next generation of fans.

[Pat Godwin]

You know who I'm gonna watch the World cup with?

[Christy Lee]

Who?

[Pat Godwin]

My roommate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my roommate's friend.

[Christy Lee]

Future stars who are already turning heads at age 14. Because next doesn't wait for an invitation. Neither does Hyundai. Hyundai has always moved the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on all their vehicles and engineered EVs with ultra fast charging capability. Because the future isn't some far off Concept. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, Tom, my roommate brings up a good topic of. The music was great. The lyrics made it too silly and ruined it. How? What other songs? The music killer. But the lyrics. Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there are a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

There are a lot of those, but

[Chick McGee]

there are huge hits with terrible lyrics.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But. Yeah, that's. That is. That's fun. Now, coming up, we have a little bit of history for you with some interesting stuff Pat and I will enjoy about the. About Sgt.

[Tom Griswold]

Peppers and the Nipsey Russell poem.

[Chick McGee]

But first, first, a poem. We are in the O'Reilly studios. We're in trouble when we're studio. Well, no, we'll help you get rid of your woes. Oh, well, it's time to go because this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and

[Tom Griswold]

Tom show this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Catch any part of the show you

[Tom Griswold]

missed later today on our YouTube channel. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Chick. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. Let's get organized over here. I'd love to. Tom, what are we doing here?

[Pat Godwin]

History. Typically history.

[Christy Lee]

Normally, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Nipsey Russell poem stopped.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They just made a movie about a mermaid. I don't understand why there's not enough woman to make love to and too much fish to fry. You tell me he wasn't a genius. Yeah, pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

And then it wasn't there some rap artist who kind of stole his name and Nipsey Hussle. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Met an unfortunate end, apparently. Here we go. July 1st.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

June. Nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. You know what it's like you should have said June.

[Tom Griswold]

We're just all speed. We're just speed bumps for Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Once again. I had an airport run this morning. I'm a little bit behind. I admire you, so I apologize for another. But this first thing. Josh will be happy about this. 1904, the first modern Olympic Games were held where?

[Pat Godwin]

St. Louis.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Under the big arch.

[Tom Griswold]

What year?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, it was under the arch.

[Chick McGee]

1904.

[Pat Godwin]

The arch was built in 1791 by Thomas Jefferson.

[Chick McGee]

Has McDonald's ever taken advantage of that by hand? Have you ever done a promotion where

[Pat Godwin]

they, like, double in the St. Louis area? They have had a. They did have A burger for a while called the Arch Deluxe. And it was pretty tasty.

[Tom Griswold]

But isn't there McDonald's right there on the. On the river?

[Pat Godwin]

There was the McDonald's boat. Yeah, right there on the Mississippi. It's no longer there, but that was. It was fun.

[Chick McGee]

But it unmoored and it floated down the river. Last seen in New Orleans.

[Tom Griswold]

It unmoored, you say?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. 1905, Albert Einstein introduces his famous. You know what it was called, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Albert Einstein introduced his famous. E equals mc2.

[Chick McGee]

Equals mc2. The famous special theory of relativity.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Don't forget.

[Pat Godwin]

I always forget the special.

[Chick McGee]

I do, too. You always have to ask for the specials. Is there a rap artist called MC5?

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Pat Godwin]

No, there's a Detroit punk band. Heavier.

[Chick McGee]

No, of course. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Kick out the jams.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How about. How about a MC Squared? That'd be a good name for a rap artist.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

MC squared.

[Tom Griswold]

It's available.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. He married his cousin, apparently, at one point.

[Tom Griswold]

That's odd.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, that's odd.

[Chick McGee]

Talk about relativity.

[Christy Lee]

Tried to read that book. It's too many.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

When you were a kid and you saw his. Did you think his hairstyle was a little bit kook?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Look, I could be an electrocuted.

[Pat Godwin]

I just assumed. When you're a genius, that's what you do. Anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, his autobiography is great. It opens with his. They're doing an autopsy on his brain in his autobiography. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How do you write that part?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's. Here's the thing.

[Chick McGee]

That's smart.

[Pat Godwin]

That is smart.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't Chaplin title his autobiography My Autobiography, as opposed to, did he someone else's?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe so I don't.

[Chick McGee]

That was. This is interesting. In 1908, the SOS became the Worldwide standard for a distress signal.

[Tom Griswold]

Before that it was just Help me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, before that was just people screaming. Oh, it was kind of hard to do that in Morse code.

[Pat Godwin]

And then we got the great ABBA song.

[Tom Griswold]

Sos. Yeah, boy. Every song.

[Christy Lee]

Can you hear me?

[Tom Griswold]

Every song.

[Chick McGee]

What a deep catalog.

[Tom Griswold]

A huge hit.

[Pat Godwin]

They could not write a hit.

[Chick McGee]

How about this one?

[Christy Lee]

Victor Willis has nothing on.

[Tom Griswold]

You think Victor Willis was in the band? How many hits they had?

[Chick McGee]

1967, Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band hits number one in the United States. Stays there for 15 weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, everybody. You guys can leave. We have to stay here.

[Pat Godwin]

I still don't know who Billy Shears is or is meant to be.

[Chick McGee]

It was the Beatles barber.

[Tom Griswold]

It was an inside.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was a. That was this. They created this whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. I don't think it works.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

It works great.

[Pat Godwin]

The music's cool. I just don't think.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, in the year 1967, a little bit of trivia for you, Sergeant Pepper. Number one album for 15 consecutive weeks for the year 1967. The Monkeys were on top of the charts for 29 weeks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Christie's right. The playability of the Monkees is higher than that of sergeant Pepper in terms of radio play. Kids wasn't to listen to it that way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was more popular.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, true.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Was that the Monkeys? Capricorn, Aquarius and Jones? No, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

The. It was the album called More of the Monkeys that was. That was the big hit. This is interesting. 1979, the first Sony Walkman went on sale.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow. Does it say what it went for?

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't say here, man. But, I mean, was nice, because I couldn't believe it. You were never alone anymore. Never. Just never. Just you and your thoughts.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Now you've got music all the time.

[Pat Godwin]

Now. When you guys first had the Walkman, they were albums, right? Just these massive briefcase.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you had to take a gyroscope with you.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You keep the turntable level. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

1980.

[Tom Griswold]

You bastard.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Canada became the official national anthem of what country? Pat, let me think.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

He said 1980.

[Tom Griswold]

What was o Canada doing before it became the national anthem?

[Chick McGee]

It was not official until 1980. Prior to that.

[Pat Godwin]

Weird.

[Chick McGee]

It was the Dudley Do Right theme.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was Lover boys working for the weekend prior to that.

[Pat Godwin]

The first mike Mark just handed me the original Sony Walkman retailed for about 150 to $200, which is the equivalent of roughly 650 to 750 today.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Canada was not official till 1980, which is interesting. That means that their national anthem in Canada is not as old as My Sharona, to put that in perspective.

[Tom Griswold]

And before that, it was Snowbird by Anne Murray.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was.

[Chick McGee]

No, I think it was poutine. Poutine on the Ritz.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead, make of fun on the poutine.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It. It means business.

[Chick McGee]

Now, this is confusing. And, Josh, I know you're a big movie guy. You might understand this more than I do. In 1984, PG13 was introduced by the Motion Picture rating society, whatever the hell they're called, because there was outrage over violence in the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

The first movie to get the PG13 was Red Dawn.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

But here's what's interesting. This says PG13 allows one F word, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Typically.

[Chick McGee]

And a small amount of non sexual nudity.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But apparently you can murder as many foreigners as you want. I think that's okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Red Dawn. And there are a lot of Americans murdered in the beginning of Red dawn too. Pretty violently.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't realize. So PG 13 allows 1F.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Still.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. So they have to sit around literally and count them. They submit.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. The mpaa. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's a joke. Does anyone follow that anymore?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure they do, but it's not what it. You know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. 1991, Terminator Judgment Day premiered.

[Pat Godwin]

Terminator 2. Judgment Day, please.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is. Sorry, is that a lot of people

[Tom Griswold]

say that's the best one.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the osta la vista baby one?

[Pat Godwin]

It is my favorite one. Yes, it is.

[Chick McGee]

And does sports have any dialogue at all?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. I'll be. Yeah, I'll be back. I'll say. Asta la vista baby. Are you John Connor?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you were gonna. I'll say. I'll say. I'll be back.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see now. Happy birthday. Is it pronounced Estee Lauder?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Born in 1906.

[Christy Lee]

I'm pretty sure it's the cosmetics.

[Chick McGee]

It's esty dire girl. The lady in Spanish that Estee Lauder translates to the Lauder. It's a lady. I never knew that.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe not. Isn't it? I always thought it was a lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Estee's not a dude.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's a lady.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless he's in the village.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday. Wow. Debbie Harry was born in 1945.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. She was never. Never. Gosh.

[Christy Lee]

She was a lady.

[Pat Godwin]

No, never sexy.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

There are guys that would walk over glass. I know. Hard of glass.

[Pat Godwin]

Walk over heart.

[Christy Lee]

Supplies.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday to the great Dan Aykroyd.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he's absolute favorite.

[Chick McGee]

Genius.

[Tom Griswold]

It's acroy.

[Pat Godwin]

I could spend a day with one person. That's who I.

[Chick McGee]

And kidding. When he wrote Ghostbusters. He wrote it as a documentary, by the way. If you've ever heard.

[Pat Godwin]

Close.

[Chick McGee]

If you've ever heard Dan talking about.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I was just watching a recent interview of him and he was. And he was really talking about the science behind the pro proton packs and all this stuff. And he goes, yeah. By my calculations, it would have cost $950 billion to actually make that.

[Chick McGee]

Like, he had it all mapped out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Lastly, happy birthday, Pamela Anderson.

[Christy Lee]

She's very pretty.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she is. She was. She was great. Last year she was in the reboot of. What was it? Police Squad. Which one was it?

[Pat Godwin]

Naked Gun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

She's good. Is she in Barbed Wire? Is that right? Yeah, yeah, she's. That's. I mean, I stand by that movie.

[Pat Godwin]

I would give it a second watch.

[Tom Griswold]

I stand by.

[Chick McGee]

What's the one she's in with Tommy Lee?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a honeymoon.

[Christy Lee]

Honeymoon.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut your eyes, you can see mayhem.

[Chick McGee]

I see. Okay, good. But we are going to return to Right this place.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, we're late again.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hit the roof off.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Hello. There's Jessica Alsman. Hey, hey, hey, hey. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, hello, hello, indeed. I am Chick. I am fine. There's Tom. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Good to have you here. Good to be anywhere. I think we've covered today in history. Got everything that there was. All right, so it's time for us to move on. I know. Coming up, we have sexy time with Ali Breen.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well. Which is always, always a good time. We'll help people with their love lives all over the world. But right now we turn to Christy at the news ask, what have you. You got?

[Christy Lee]

According to the Consumer Product Safety Commission, every year around Independence Day, 10 to 15,000 people go to the emergency room with fireworks related injuries. 10%.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think causes that?

[Pat Godwin]

Let me see your bottle rocket fights.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we totally did that same.

[Pat Godwin]

Dude, we were. I don't know what we were doing.

[Chick McGee]

Hold.

[Tom Griswold]

And they were glass bottles.

[Ally Breen]

Bottles.

[Tom Griswold]

When we did it.

[Pat Godwin]

And just wiffle ball bats for us.

[Ally Breen]

The little hole.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great idea.

[Christy Lee]

10% of last year's 13,000 injuries came from sparklers, making it the most dangerous firework in America.

[Pat Godwin]

The hottest things ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sparklers.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta have a bucket of water

[Pat Godwin]

immediately dump it in the bucket.

[Tom Griswold]

What. What is exciting or beautiful or patriotic about a snake?

[Christy Lee]

Snake?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

They're stupid.

[Pat Godwin]

But we insisted on them every year.

[Christy Lee]

And they burned your fire.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That you're correct. That's the worst of all.

[Tom Griswold]

Firewood. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We had to have them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

But back then. You're too young. But back when we grew up, that's all you could get. Snakes and sparklers.

[Tom Griswold]

Snakes and sparklers.

[Christy Lee]

That was it.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing that went bottle rockets were.

[Chick McGee]

I still think it's when you go from one state to another depending on on particular semi contraband in some states. Hey, fireworks. Across the border there's this huge warehouse. Or they got the legal weed.

[Christy Lee]

Experts advise you only buy legal consumer fireworks from reputable retailers. Never use homemade, altered or illegal fireworks.

[Tom Griswold]

Duh.

[Christy Lee]

Always follow the instructions on the label.

[Chick McGee]

Label? Who reads instructions? Take fuse light.

[Pat Godwin]

Do they still sell M80s?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think so. Don't they?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I remember those.

[Pat Godwin]

They just might not be the M80s that.

[Christy Lee]

They may not be called that.

[Tom Griswold]

We used to blow stumps out of the ground, like eight or nine of them. Twist them together. Just run.

[Christy Lee]

Never use fireworks while impaired by alcohol or drugs.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if they're going to do that, there's sales of fireworks gonna go way down.

[Christy Lee]

Never hold, wear or attach fireworks to your body or clothing.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

So you wake up. Okay. Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you ever Roman candle in the as? Never heard.

[Chick McGee]

Just put it in.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta put it in the right way.

[Pat Godwin]

Triple check it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You don't wanna make sure the exit is the exit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Remember that young lady they just threw off the bridge in Columbia? Whatever it was because they forgot to put the rope on her when they threw it when she was doing a bungee jumping. Same thing for flares in the ass. Don't flame end out.

[Christy Lee]

Never relight a dud, wait at least 20 minutes, then soak it thoroughly in water before disposing.

[Chick McGee]

Same thing goes true for old girlfriends.

[Pat Godwin]

No reason to revisit.

[Chick McGee]

Ex wives. Don't relight that.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't go back.

[Christy Lee]

Have a.

[Chick McGee]

It's gonna blow up in your face.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

As Tom mentioned, have a bucket of water or garden hose ready in case of a fire to safely soak used fireworks. Keep children away from fireworks, including sparklers.

[Chick McGee]

But I think little kids, as long as you stand right next to them, they can hold a sparkler.

[Pat Godwin]

And the morning glories. Those are the wood ones that are colorful and you light them. They're sparklers and they do different things. Those are safer.

[Christy Lee]

Then there are silver sparklers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

No matter who you are as an adult male, you cannot hold a sparkler and look even slightly more masculine.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised you don't have safety goggles in a fire extinguisher right next to your fireworks.

[Chick McGee]

No safety goggles for sure when I shoot them off.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

And again, I like to use one of those burns omatic torches. See, because the. That way you're. You're going to light that fuse, baby.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. You don't want it to be. Is it lit? Is it lit? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I am not a fan.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

So I like watching them, but I'm not going to set him off.

[Pat Godwin]

We had one of those giant block things for. And my little nephew, he was little at the time, said, hey, can I light that? And my brother took him up and he actually lit the fuse, and he came back, and my little nephew looked up me and goes, I'm nervous. I go, no, it'll be all right. And he goes, I think I put it upside down. And he did.

[Tom Griswold]

Right into the ground.

[Pat Godwin]

Those things flew everywhere after bouncing off the ground.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes. Yeah, I'm.

[Pat Godwin]

I go, did you do that on purpose? He goes, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Which told me, of course, that he did the wrong. He was like, six.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

He had a little bit of remorse, though, immediately.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, yeah, I think I did it wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

I shouldn't have done that. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oops. A woman arrested in Florida was found with cocaine in her buttocks. The Brevard County Sheriff's Office.

[Chick McGee]

So would that be crack cocaine?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, it would.

[Christy Lee]

Said that as the woman, a Ms. Reagan Cox, was being processed through the jail scanner.

[Chick McGee]

She looks kind of cute.

[Christy Lee]

An abnormality was seen in the lower region of her person.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Thought you were supposed to rub it on your gums.

[Christy Lee]

They called it her jail purse. Look at her when she was taken to change.

[Chick McGee]

You don't like her, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what, Tom?

[Pat Godwin]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

You could save her, don't you think?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Couldn't Tom say her.

[Chick McGee]

Are those her real lips, Christy? Does she have the. She has the Botox lips.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think?

[Pat Godwin]

Broke her nose?

[Tom Griswold]

I think those are.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think they're.

[Pat Godwin]

She has the. Owen Wilson.

[Chick McGee]

Is her nose going a little bit easier?

[Pat Godwin]

She was.

[Tom Griswold]

It does go left.

[Pat Godwin]

Hit in her face with a lead pipe at some point in her life.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you got it. She's hitting a pipe. All right.

[Christy Lee]

When she was taken to a change out room, a baggie dropped out of her buttocks to the floor, containing approximately 3.8 grams of cocaine.

[Chick McGee]

Was it deep in there?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think they were Deep. It was probably right in the crack. Crack part.

[Chick McGee]

She got booty into booty.

[Christy Lee]

Suspect then spontaneously utters, see booty.

[Chick McGee]

I'll explain this to you. Oh, my gosh, Jessica, a booty?

[Pat Godwin]

You think she's not laughing because she didn't know what it meant.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's like a pirate, isn't it? Like the pirate would have their booty. And this is not a reference to the buttocks area. However, in her case, since she had the. The aforementioned narcotics in her. Okay, sorry. So coke was her treasure.

[Christy Lee]

The suspect then spontaneously uttered she knew nothing about the drugs and that someone must have put it there. During an intimate encounter, she received an additional.

[Chick McGee]

That's what most guys do. Hey, while I'm. While I'm down there, do you mind if I store my stash?

[Pat Godwin]

It's going to feel like I'm putting drugs in your pocket.

[Christy Lee]

Trust me, I'm not putting drugs in your.

[Chick McGee]

Can't sneak a finger in without knowing like you can't.

[Ally Breen]

Can't.

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Let alone, let alone a baggie full of. What is it? Cocaine? Coke. Okay, great. It'd be terrible if it had been a pound of marijuana. That's got, that's got, that's got some volume.

[Pat Godwin]

That is a fun game though.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

All right, all right. I'm gonna, I'm just gonna lay a finger here. Okay. No complaints yet. And apply a little pressure. Still no complaints.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was gonna be. I thought it was gonna be more like name that notice. Name, name, name that drug.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they're just seeing what you can get away with.

[Ally Breen]

How many.

[Tom Griswold]

My face is lit up now.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going to go in a little. All right. Okay. She turned her head.

[Tom Griswold]

We know what Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Probably back off.

[Chick McGee]

This is quite a morning now. We know what Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Ow.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up,

[Chick McGee]

a medical rubber glove.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Chick McGee. Coming up, we have a little thing we call Sexy Time with Ali Breen. We'll help people with their love life. Sprat. Your love life life. We'll give you a little bit of assistance here. We've got a couple of experts with Josh here. A man who knows his. Knows his way around a butt.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you know, rush into it.

[Chick McGee]

You, you test the, the backside, if you will.

[Pat Godwin]

You dip a toe, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

Have this playing in the background. I think.

[Christy Lee]

You,

[Tom Griswold]

They have everything for men to

[Pat Godwin]

enjoy, for young men to enjoy.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang out with all the boys.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice. Okay, now we'll return with. With Ally Breen and Sexy Time. We're returning to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey, welcome back. Back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jessica Alvin. Hey, Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Look at that special guest we got.

[Chick McGee]

It's the lovely Ally Breen. Are you in London?

[Ally Breen]

I'm in London.

[Christy Lee]

Look.

[Ally Breen]

You want to meet my London cat?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, look at this guy.

[Chick McGee]

Little orange guy.

[Tom Griswold]

What's his name?

[Ally Breen]

It's a she. It's Daisy. She's a Maine coon. She's the best.

[Chick McGee]

Daisy. My niece Daisy lives in London.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

And you used to have a Maine coon, didn't you?

[Chick McGee]

Years ago? Yeah, I did. Now, Ally, is it still really hot in London?

[Ally Breen]

No, it's not bad. It's really nice, actually, right now.

[Chick McGee]

I know a few days ago it was really hot. And in France, there was a place where it was 111.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Fahrenheit and everything.

[Ally Breen]

Wow, it was brutal for a while. Yeah. No, it's not that. I lost. I lost my voice. Sorry. I sound like I've been smoking eight packs a day.

[Pat Godwin]

So are you spending America's 250th birthday in England?

[Chick McGee]

I am.

[Ally Breen]

I'm a traitor. I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Now let's know the way this show works is the lovely Ali Breen is a very fine stand up comedian. She's also I, I. At least, at least it says on our little calendar she is a sexpert. I'm not sure where you get doing it, but certainly a good advice giver. And we have chosen to have her lead the pack here as we read your letters and help you with your love life. It's sexy time. What have you got at Ally?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, me and my wife just had our first kid, and after five months, she suggested we have our mom babysit so we can have a date night. I said there's no rush and we should at least wait until she loses all the baby weight. And oh, boy, did I get in trouble.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you here? I have no kids, I've never been married. And I know that's the dumbest thing

[Chick McGee]

you could have said. That is absolutely unbelievable. What a moron.

[Christy Lee]

I want his address, dress, to send baby gifts, of course.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, that would be perfect.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh. You know how hard it is. It just doesn't go away.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm four months fat.

[Ally Breen]

It's great.

[Christy Lee]

I was 20 years fat.

[Pat Godwin]

So is he asking, Is he asking advice for how he can get out of this or.

[Ally Breen]

Well, no, he just said. He said, I don't want sexy time until that happens. So why hire a sitter?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

That's all you wanted to say?

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

It's even worse than I thought.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah. So zero remorse.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, he ends. No, he does end. I'm sorry. He says, am I wrong?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you're wrong.

[Christy Lee]

So now he's saying he won't have sex with his wife until she loses weight.

[Chick McGee]

And he told her that. I mean, if he feels that way, it's one thing, but to actually say it out loud is really dumb.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't get too attached to that kid because you're not gonna see.

[Tom Griswold]

He should start training to be a Navy SEAL because that takes courage. What he's done there.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow. You don't have to say it. You do subtle things like buy her a gym membership, right? No, you dummy.

[Tom Griswold]

Say things like, no more dessert for you.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, all we have to say is you're dumb. And yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Good luck, sir. You've dug a big hole. You know what?

[Chick McGee]

Donnie just stopped snacks. Like, he stopped buying snacks and started buying a lot of salad stuff. And I got the hint. But I still have my ice cream.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, don't you wanna.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think it's ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

It didn't go on in a day. It's not gonna go off in a day. Jessica, you look great.

[Pat Godwin]

I think the weight. I think post pregnancy weight still has that pregnancy glow about it and it's totally. There's something about it that I think is super hot.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if you think this is pretty hot underneath here, though.

[Ally Breen]

It's pretty.

[Christy Lee]

It's so soft and squishy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hot.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all.

[Chick McGee]

Move on if you want to reach Ali. By the way, it's a L, L I B R E E N. Send us your love troubles. We'll try to fix them. What else have you got, Ally?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, I'm a vegan and I just moved in with my boyfriend. His neighbor grills almost every day and it makes me sick to my stomach. I asked my boyfriend to ask him to stop doing that or at least move the grill as far away from us as possible.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, honey, will you go start a fight?

[Ally Breen]

You can't. Kidding me.

[Tom Griswold]

If you love me. If you love me, you'd fight with the neighbor? Good God.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. No, you can't ask your neighbor.

[Christy Lee]

I have to deal with it.

[Pat Godwin]

So he won't do it.

[Ally Breen]

Well, I'm sure they could work something out if he would, but he won't even try. So should I just go do it myself? I feel like it's more of a man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, see how that goes?

[Christy Lee]

It's his property. Yeah, Alone.

[Tom Griswold]

It's more of a man's job.

[Pat Godwin]

I am sorry, ma'.

[Ally Breen]

Am.

[Pat Godwin]

You're going to find. Find zero.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's not true. She. You, ma'. Am. You suck. Okay, don't do that. God.

[Chick McGee]

You know, if you bring it up, though, he's gonna have a hog roast the next weekend outside. And you'll have to see a hog on a little. Whatever you call it.

[Christy Lee]

Spit it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Is there any other thing? Is there anything else she can do?

[Chick McGee]

Move?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I mean, you kind of do have to live out your lease or whatever the hell and get out.

[Christy Lee]

Well, she just moved in with her boyfriend. Right? Right.

[Ally Breen]

Yep. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Ally Breen]

Well, yeah, she's the one with the issue. She can't expect someone else to cater to her.

[Chick McGee]

But also, you can't expect the neighbor to just. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm cooking these delightful meals for myself. I'm gonna stop because you don't like the smell.

[Tom Griswold]

It makes me nauseous.

[Chick McGee]

I know. Now, I. I know a guy that had to move because I Gotta be delicate here.

[Tom Griswold]

Here.

[Chick McGee]

There was an unusual. What's the word? I'm looking.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know why we don't.

[Chick McGee]

Diaspora issue.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

But we're all nervous there.

[Tom Griswold]

There.

[Chick McGee]

The, the ethnicity of most of his neighbors was such that they were cooking. They were cooking really unusual stuff and it just constantly stunk and he had to move. So. But I mean they, they have every right to cook goats or whatever the hell it was.

[Pat Godwin]

Was.

[Chick McGee]

But yeah, you're not allowed to stop. Let's get to our next letter. Allie, what do you got?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, I'm in a no strings situationship with a guy and I'm starting to develop feelings. We both agreed that if that happened we would just ghost the other one and the other one would get it. But I'm tempted to tell him since I'm hoping he'll return the feelings. What do you guys think?

[Pat Godwin]

I think you have every right to tell him. And if he says, hey, look, this wasn't the. I'm not into it. No. Then you know, I think you have every right to say.

[Christy Lee]

Say something and be prepared for him to ghost you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

Just be prepared for him to ghost you.

[Chick McGee]

So wait till Halloween.

[Pat Godwin]

But of course they're your feelings. Let them know. You never know.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever heard. I want to go back one letter. Have you ever heard of a company called Big Ass Fans?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's a real company. I'm not kidding. Kidding. And I, I remember, I think they're in Kentucky.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

But they are big, dude.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was, I was on vacation and this, it was very hot at the time and this restaurant had a fan. It looked like the front of a jet airliners engine. It was about 6ft tall. And I went over to look at it and it said Big Ass Fans. I'm almost positive it was made in Kentucky.

[Pat Godwin]

I think so. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So what this lady should do that didn't like the smell. Call the big ass fans people, buy a couple of those things and shoot them back at the guy's house. What do you think?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think she has the space for those.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I can't help but she's gonna have to get a better job and earn more money.

[Ally Breen]

It's a good petty solution. Yeah, I like the solution, but yeah. Pretty hard to enact.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. How hilarious would that be though?

[Christy Lee]

It would be funny.

[Ally Breen]

That would be pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Two gigantic six foot high fans blowing the smoke back.

[Pat Godwin]

I got.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, sorry. Let's get on with our next letter. Ellie, what do you got?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, My boyfriend and I have been together for about a year and he had an ex that he was with for six years before me. She just showed up back in his life trying to get back together. And he said he doesn't want to break up with me. He loves me. But he does want to explore if he still has feelings for her. I love him. So should I stand by him while he explores this or should I be insulted? He obviously doesn't love me enough since he was. Wants to.

[Pat Godwin]

It's up to you. It's up to you. I mean, slippery slope. Gosh darn it. He, he's doing his. He, he really is doing his best. He has feelings. They're conflicting. He told you about them?

[Ally Breen]

Yeah. Try to be honest.

[Christy Lee]

True.

[Pat Godwin]

He's being a man who's being really

[Chick McGee]

honest and, and he wants a three way.

[Pat Godwin]

You could offer a three way.

[Chick McGee]

No, he's like playing with love island rules, like bringing it into real life. Like, you know, I want to go explore this connection.

[Pat Godwin]

It's tough. That's tough.

[Ally Breen]

Tough.

[Pat Godwin]

And I feel it sucks that you're in that situation. But at least he's being upfront with you. What do you do?

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, if you love him, I guess, I mean.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

The problem is now every time they fight, if he does stay with her, she'll be like, remember when you tried to find, you know, love with your ex while he stayed by your side?

[Chick McGee]

It's over. Get out, you're done.

[Ally Breen]

It'll always come up.

[Chick McGee]

It kind of a lot of fish in the sea. Don't waste your time.

[Pat Godwin]

It might be over.

[Ally Breen]

Mr.

[Christy Lee]

Tip for Tat.

[Chick McGee]

She gets to explore.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care. She puts her tats as long as.

[Pat Godwin]

Just remember though, if you do, if you end it, that she wins, that other lady wins.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what it's all about. There's somebody the big score, the big scoreboard in the sky.

[Pat Godwin]

You really want her to win.

[Christy Lee]

Don't let her win.

[Chick McGee]

I want to write a coming of age TV show called Tit for Tat. The, the main character is a kid named Tat.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh no, it's coming of age.

[Tom Griswold]

A tattoo artist you want to write

[Pat Godwin]

a show about, about a young woman

[Chick McGee]

whose breasts are budding kind of like the Wonder Years. That'd be tits for dad, wouldn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

What is going on?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Who needs a vacation?

[Pat Godwin]

How about she's 35, she's flat chested, she wants to be augmented and people,

[Chick McGee]

this is the Hallmark written all over.

[Pat Godwin]

Now we've taken, I don't know, the pedophilia out of it. Just a producer's note I wanted to

[Chick McGee]

get him back on.

[Tom Griswold]

Notes are a good thing. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. Ali Breen is our guest. You can reach her. A L, L, I B R E E N. Ali's a fine stand. Are you doing. Are you doing stand up in London this week?

[Ally Breen]

I had to cancel it because I can't talk.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Ally Breen]

No. Yeah. No.

[Pat Godwin]

All those screaming or.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we have time for a couple more letters. Allie, make them brief if it's hard for you to talk.

[Ally Breen]

It's not. I just sound terrible. Dear Allie, my stepson constantly likes to tell me I'm not his real mother. So finally I said, you're right. Then I'll stop cooking and cleaning after you and washing your clothes and buying your clothes. When I followed through, my husband told me I was acting more childish than him. But he's 14, not 4. So who's right here?

[Pat Godwin]

Ah, man.

[Ally Breen]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Like what she did, she followed through.

[Chick McGee]

He can cook and clean. He's 14.

[Christy Lee]

Make a bologna sandwich.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I like it, too, but, boy,

[Chick McGee]

you're never gonna win this one.

[Christy Lee]

Bonus moms. No. That's a hard deal. You're not my real.

[Chick McGee]

You're not my real son. You suck.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah. You're not my real son. Get out of my house now.

[Christy Lee]

Is he.

[Pat Godwin]

Is he being a brat? Or is he saying, you're not my real mom? Or is he saying, you know, you're not?

[Christy Lee]

I think if he said it that way, you're talking about a whole different situation.

[Chick McGee]

And now you're mad. You're mad at me for bringing up pedophilia. Okay, let's move on to our next letter.

[Pat Godwin]

We have alternating roles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Right. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Ally. What's next?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend's ex has been stalking me on social media. She watches all of my stories and snaps all the time. I told her to ask her to stop because it makes me uncomfortable. And he said, that's crazy. Anyone's allowed to watch the stuff that I put out. I guess he's technically right. She's not reaching out to me or anything, but I feel like he doesn't have my back on this. Don't you agree?

[Pat Godwin]

You know, this is interesting. I think this brings up something that's going on in society as well. Of fear, of losing, of your follower count going down. I think this is my turn. Be the worst case of it. I've ever heard. I'm maybe unfairly applying this to her, but block her.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

If you block her, she can't see any of it. And you. But you have a fear of all of a sudden less attention. That is. That's really odd.

[Chick McGee]

Or she doesn't want that girl to

[Christy Lee]

be satisfied with being blocked, because if

[Chick McGee]

you block her, then she's like, oh, she's jealous of the ex.

[Christy Lee]

I must have.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what? I think that's something, too.

[Ally Breen]

Or she wants to create a situation where her boyfriend's, like, sticking up for the new girlfriend over the old.

[Pat Godwin]

She's testing him a little bit. But the simplest answer is, you block her and you never have to worry about it again.

[Christy Lee]

Just don't look at it. Don't. Who cares?

[Chick McGee]

Or start making stories just for her.

[Christy Lee]

So how does she know she's looking at it? She obviously is looking at it to see if she's looking at it.

[Pat Godwin]

You're right. She's also looking at who's watching her stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Which I think is another societal.

[Christy Lee]

I don't do that. Do you do that? I didn't even know you. No.

[Ally Breen]

That would take a lot to figure out who's always watching my streets.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe park your narcissism somewhere else and get off social media and grow up. That's never gonna happen.

[Christy Lee]

No, I didn't happen to.

[Pat Godwin]

She's hooked. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see what I did? Look at me. Me, me. More of me. No, less of you, honey. Go away.

[Tom Griswold]

You seem to have a very, very definite opinion about this.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you put yourself. If you put yourself out there, you know, people go. Would you get bothered when people come up to you? Of course not. If I put my face on billboards for 40 years, it's okay. Yeah, Yeah. I demanded the attention. I'm getting it. I'm not gonna go.

[Pat Godwin]

How dare you?

[Chick McGee]

No, if you're putting yourself out there on social media, you're asking for it. If you don't want to do it, stop. It's real easy. Grow up. Pretend you're not 14 anymore. You don't care if everybody sees you. Look what I'm doing today.

[Pat Godwin]

Ma', am, this. This might not be all about you. What? What Tom is doing here.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a lot of it.

[Pat Godwin]

Feels like there's somebody else he's also talking to.

[Chick McGee]

This is about me because me is me.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom might be having a slight nervous breakdown.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. Okay. Well, Allie, I hope you start feeling better.

[Ally Breen]

Thank you so much.

[Chick McGee]

When are you gonna rejoin us in the United States of America.

[Ally Breen]

I'm coming back July 5th right after the big birthday.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, this is sickening and I'm so sorry.

[Ally Breen]

Such a traitor.

[Chick McGee]

I was actually in London last July 4th and they did some fireworks.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Ally Breen]

Yeah. I'm actually going to a barbecue of another American who lives over here. So I will be celebrating with some, some expats. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Very good. Okay, thanks, Ally.

[Christy Lee]

Have a great time.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Now a couple quick things.

[Tom Griswold]

This weekend, it's like 4 o' clock or something.

[Chick McGee]

This weekend it's going to be super hot in lots of places and one of the things you might want to do is hunker down, get in front of the air conditioning or in front of one of those big ass fans, make believe it's fall and watch the Pat Godwin videos. Pat's got his special out there and you'll find it at the dry bar website or app.

[Tom Griswold]

And after you watch that, you watch the World Cup.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Well, do you judge people on their first name alone? We'll talk about about it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's something especially interesting about this that will involve Someone in this room.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

You'll be quite surprised. I think it's quite interesting. We're going to return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB tom1

[Tom Griswold]

or@bob and tom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, how are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, there's, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jessica Alsman.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we're contagious.

[Tom Griswold]

Caught the belches.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, man, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Pat, is that ukulele's next to you? Is that like a Henny Youngman prop or are you gonna actually play some? It could be played.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's been, he's been practicing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, did you have a particular song you wanted to play? Well, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Stern, the volume up on this

[Chick McGee]

son of a bee. Now, I wanted to mention that Pat's special television specials out there. It's on the Dry Bar Comedy Network. You'll find it on your computer. Go to drybar.com and you'll find out about it. Okay. Summer is here and I'm cutting the grass filling the pool so happy winter

[Pat Godwin]

has passed oh, planting flowers, digging a garden Bought some sod oh, put a

[Chick McGee]

new yard in I'm so happy

[Pat Godwin]

summer

[Chick McGee]

is here that's so sweet Summer building

[Pat Godwin]

a deck Stained the hardwood floors Got in my new hot tub without any drawers I'll start up the grill Cooking outdoors is the best but someone I know is pissed and perplexed that's the

[Chick McGee]

manager of my apartment complex.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh. Summer is here and I have to move somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. They didn't like the paint job you did on there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't like your flowers, didn't care for it.

[Chick McGee]

Technical question. I'll direct this. I'll direct this to Mr. McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

I have been asked by my significant other to start wearing those, those, those, those little, little short socks.

[Pat Godwin]

Like the no shows.

[Chick McGee]

The so called no shows.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes.

[Chick McGee]

And I typically don't wear athletic shoes. I prefer wearing leather shoes. But on occasion lately I've been wearing.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, especially when you, when you go somewhere tropical, I would think.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right, right, right. Now, I was reprimanded for wearing the, I bought the, the white so called no shows. Yes, but they show.

[Christy Lee]

Show.

[Chick McGee]

They. They stick up.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they're a little bit of an.

[Chick McGee]

They're more of an ankle half an inch.

[Christy Lee]

You have to get the no, no shows. There are no no shows.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there are no. There are no shows and there are no notions.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You want a little white, don't you?

[Pat Godwin]

But I mean, I think so.

[Chick McGee]

So if you're wearing black shoes, can you wear the white? No, no show. No, you gotta get black.

[Christy Lee]

You gotta have black.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Or get the no no shows like that don't show at all.

[Chick McGee]

They have those slip underneath my heat feel.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they have no shows for Converse, Chuck Taylor's and those are way that they are made specifically for those shoes. But they work real well. You cannot see anything. It looks like you don't have any socks on.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

You can also tell her to put a sock in it and then you'll wear whatever.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm hearing from the. The single Josh. I live alone. I will forever.

[Christy Lee]

You're wearing shorts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know what? Don never wear shorts.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

You actually don't wear shorts.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. Except I'll wear them when it's super hot and I'm walking my dogs or something.

[Tom Griswold]

But you know, Tom, as my father would tell you, I'll pass that along. It's no way to live, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just asking. It's a tactical. I don't like wearing those weird socks. So I was thinking I could get. Do they make socks the same color? I remember I got those special flesh colored underpants so I could wear them.

[Pat Godwin]

Those.

[Chick McGee]

Those white linen pants on the beach. They make flesh in my flesh tone.

[Pat Godwin]

Whatever. Not. Not well enough.

[Tom Griswold]

They're.

[Pat Godwin]

They're gonna. That's gonna look the worst, even weirder.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. You mean flesh tone socks? Yeah, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I'm getting. I'm getting a no from Ace.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Black, white, gray.

[Chick McGee]

Black, white or gray. Okay, I'll to go buy those today.

[Christy Lee]

Puma makes a nice no show actually

[Tom Griswold]

with your skin tone. I think think white would be

[Pat Godwin]

great.

[Chick McGee]

I remember. Stop chewing so loud.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And don't shake your tea.

[Chick McGee]

Now do we have time to do this story?

[Tom Griswold]

Because when you're driving.

[Chick McGee]

Should we. This is such a good story.

[Christy Lee]

I should save it till when you get back or something.

[Pat Godwin]

What's the. What's the crux?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, judging people by their first names.

[Chick McGee]

How much time do we have?

[Tom Griswold]

Ace, we got a minute.

[Christy Lee]

We don't have time. We'll do this little.

[Chick McGee]

It's. Do you judge people by their name?

[Pat Godwin]

Name.

[Chick McGee]

And the answer in my case is absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

You do. Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Authorities.

[Chick McGee]

If your name is. Hey, I'd like you to meet my son, Adolf. I'm gonna go. Well, you're an idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

I stand corrected. We. We don't have time to do it right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I wouldn't have. I wouldn't have named my kid Mussolini Jr.

[Tom Griswold]

There's.

[Chick McGee]

There's some poor choices, you know, I don't think people. Here's our little boy. We call him Pol Pot, you know, son. We call him Potty.

[Tom Griswold]

Sonny Jurgensen's names ain't off, hence the sunny.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, good choice. Yeah, that's very nice. Well, thank you so much for joining us. Don't forget to watch Pat's special, and

[Tom Griswold]

we'll be here tomorrow. Tom takes a vacation day, but much needed above all else. When you. Listen, tomorrow, we will not be having fun, okay? It's not gonna happen.

[Chick McGee]

Well, who's gonna control potty mouth over here?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I know. Will you shut the.

[Chick McGee]

How does one shut that up?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't wanna. I've never.

[Chick McGee]

I've never thought that was really a very good. A very good metaphor.

[Tom Griswold]

I know Josh won't mention this, but I say that's where the. The show kicked into the upper gear. It really came alive.

[Chick McGee]

For those of you that missed it, Josh just let it rip this morning.

[Pat Godwin]

I have remorse.

[Chick McGee]

Very angry at me. I say we stay. These. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bob and tom.com or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.