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Tom
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Chick McGee
It's the Bob and Tom show.
Pat Godwin
You're a beautiful girl and your pants are on so tight that when you stand just right I can see it all. When you're on the beach.
Tom
And your.
Pat Godwin
Bikini'S soaking wet, I see a fuzzy silhouette as I look down. I see your camel toe, your biscuits, your cleavage. I see your cooter cleavage, your monkey, your muffin. You ain't had nothing. You're Gucci, you're flapper, you're showing off your staffer. Your camel toe, it looks alright so baby let it show. Looks like a big taco. I see your camel taco. Messy Madame Walali bearded clown. I could really go for a sideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole. Baby don't you know I never thought I'd see so much of your anatomy. Your jeans are so tight I'm learning dynacle. I see your camel toe, your knuckle.
Tom
Your nookie ooh, I see your cookie.
Pat Godwin
A donut, a bagel down below your navel. It's furry, it's fluffy looking kind of puffy. Your camel toe, it looks alright so.
Tom
Baby let it show.
Pat Godwin
Looks like a big taco.
Jess Hooker
I see your camel taco.
Pat Godwin
Merci Madame Wall, I lay bearded clown, you biscuit your cleavage, I see your pood or cleavage.
Tom
You're monkey, you're muffin.
Pat Godwin
You ain't adding nothing. You're gucci, you're flapper. You're showing off your snapper, your cute little toe. It looks alright so baby, let it show Looks like a big taco.
Chick McGee
I see your camel toe. He. Hey. Hello. How are you? From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios.
Tom
The.
Chick McGee
Mom and Tom show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello. I thought, I thought I was in a bar fight there for a minute. I thought she was coming over the counter at me.
Jess Hooker
My dress was all caught up underneath my.
Tom
Oh, yeah, a crack attack.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
You ever sit on your boss balls? Man, does that hurt?
Tom
Wow. We have big balls. News coming up today. Wow. We got testicular news.
Chick McGee
Hello, Jeff. Oscar.
Jeff Oskay
Hey, buddy.
Chick McGee
Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.
Tom
Gotta stop by O'Reilly today in a new windshield wiper.
Chick McGee
Just one.
Tom
They come in pairs typically. I might. Yeah, I think you can. You can buy for something. You get like, like a nick or something in your one wiper.
Jess Hooker
Did you wipe it off? It might just have a.
Tom
No, I stuck on it. Yes. I'm not an idiot. I tried that.
Chick McGee
No, no, no, you are.
Tom
You are an idiot. Let's embrace that, you know, and you, you hit the wiper and it goes. And you've got that streak thing.
Jess Hooker
Yep.
Tom
Oh, yeah. I can't live with that.
Jess Hooker
I got a battery. I need a battery. Will you pick me up a battery, please?
Chick McGee
A battery?
Jess Hooker
Yeah, a little figgy's batteries.
Chick McGee
Oh, that one.
Tom
A figgy. Gotta explain again. This is your little Mini? Yeah, it's a small car.
Jess Hooker
You see, that was very nicely done.
Tom
Is that the smallest legal car in America?
Jess Hooker
I don't. I don't think so. I don't know. No, smart cars are smaller than that.
Chick McGee
What makes it legal? The. The turn signals, the brake lights, stuff like that. It's lighting.
Tom
I just went through.
Jess Hooker
This smart car is really tiny.
Tom
I just went through what makes a vehicle legal.
Chick McGee
Is that right?
Tom
Yeah. What is it? Because I've got a golf cart.
Jess Hooker
Right. I thought you sold that.
Tom
I sold one of them. I had two of them.
Jess Hooker
Oh.
Tom
Because I used to. Where I used to live, everybody had golf carts, Right? Yeah. And anyway, I've got one and I want to know if it was street legal because the girls wanted to drive.
Jess Hooker
It somewhere they're not old enough.
Tom
Oh, well, that's gonna be part two of the problem.
Jess Hooker
Right.
Chick McGee
Well, when you explain that there.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Griswolds, everything will be fine.
Tom
Well, one of the cops is a friend of mine.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, but they've got. You're in the city. They had across a major. I don't think you can do that.
Tom
No. They want to go into one of the neighborhoods in any event. Yeah. I. I forget what it needs, but it needs something. It's not street legal. No, but be your car street legal.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, it's street legal. It's just small in the battery.
Tom
To give people an idea. Watch an episode of the Flintstones and then make their car a little smaller.
Jess Hooker
And you got it looks like a little Fiat.
Chick McGee
What?
Tom
It's a small car.
Chick McGee
It doesn't look anything like a Flintstones car.
Tom
No, I'm talking about with respect to the size of the human body and the vehicle itself. It's a matter of.
Chick McGee
I think that's more about how big Fred is than how small the car is.
Jess Hooker
Fit two normal sized people in there.
Tom
Okay.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Barney's a normal sized guy.
Pat Godwin
Back seat in that thing.
Jess Hooker
I do have a back seat, but you have to lay like. You have to put your legs out sideways. You can't sit in it.
Chick McGee
Didn't Wilt Chamberlain at one point get into a Volkswagen Bug? And that was an ad for Volkswagen. And he drove from the back seat? I think so.
Tom
I know a friend of mine I know sold a Volvo to a professional NBA athlete and they quite literally unbolted the seat. You know where this. You know.
Jess Hooker
I know exactly who it is. And they got to all of his.
Tom
Cars and they re bolted it further back. Yeah, yeah. So it would be. Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Who's a comedian? Is it Jeff Dye? That's real tall. One of those comedians. He tried to get in figgy and couldn't do it. Well, when he was playing a concert around here.
Tom
I see.
Jess Hooker
Oh, get in the car. He couldn't fit in. So if you're over 65 or something. I don't know.
Tom
Now coming up in today's show, as mentioned before, we do have some testicular news of all things. Also a Brazilian butt lift story that is quite interesting and somewhat disturbing. If you're familiar with the so called Brazilian butt lift surgery which apparently is quite popular.
Jeff Oskay
The bbl.
Tom
And they actually refer to it as the bbl. Is that was. You knew that?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, that's a pretty common.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's a. That's a thing.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Bbl. Yeah.
Tom
Because I know Josh is always talking about the BBC. Well, that's.
Jeff Oskay
That's a different.
Jess Hooker
Chick's always talking about the BBC.
Chick McGee
That's a different.
Tom
No, not the. Not the television In England.
Chick McGee
Right.
Jeff Oskay
We're talking about the porn category, Chris.
Tom
Okay. Oh, also a couple of updates from yesterday's show. Christy does get it. A couple of updates from yesterday's show. I don't remember how we got on the topic of hair.
Chick McGee
Give me a heaven.
Tom
I think. Yeah, we do have a lot of hair.
Jess Hooker
We made fun of Jeff and I apologize. I went home feeling really bad about that.
Tom
That's right, you are. You were wondering because Mr. Osuke has an extraordinarily large beard.
Chick McGee
Oh, you said he had fleas too.
Tom
Body hair. I didn't.
Jess Hooker
You have a lot of hair. And I think Jazz said you had a hairy underpants.
Tom
But this got. I think someone.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, you do remember.
Pat Godwin
Glad you felt bad about it.
Tom
Now, this led to. I mentioned this and I couldn't find it at the time. I dug it up yesterday afternoon.
Chick McGee
Oh, he was so happy.
Tom
Lucy Gafford is a self described multimedia artist from Alabama and she does all kinds of artwork. She is the one who is the self proclaimed shower hair master.
Jess Hooker
Oh yeah, she does with her hair.
Tom
We talked about this years ago. She discovered that wet hair makes an unusual art medium.
Chick McGee
I had no idea that this sort of talk about hair in the shower made me want to vomit until you guys started talking about it. And it still makes me want to vomit.
Jess Hooker
Pulled hair out of the drain in the shower.
Jeff Oskay
That's what I did last weekend while my family was out of town. I. I cleaned the tub and it was slow to drain. I had to get needle nose pliers. Been there to drag the.
Chick McGee
Just be thankful all you're getting is hair. Right. Any sort of.
Tom
Yes.
Chick McGee
Any sort of plugs going on down there in the drain? You know, like a tampon?
Jeff Oskay
No. But I did find four bobby pins and three hair ties. Somehow it made its way down the drain.
Tom
I can't give you any information except to say that when I was living down in Orlando and working in the restaurant, we had a wonderful plumber. Great guy who sadly his wife had died and he had her six chihuahuas which he brought with him everywhere. And they were the funnest little dogs ever. But he also worked across the street. He was a plumber. He also did the plumbing work at Club Wanna and the Dollhouse, two strip clubs across from the High Life Rontan in Orlando. If you're familiar with Orlando and the stories of what he found in the drains, there's can't be repeated on the public airwaves.
Jess Hooker
What was it?
Chick McGee
Yeah. Fingers.
Tom
No, no, I. I'm not gonna say back to Our lady here, entire turds. All I can tell you is worse.
Chick McGee
Worse than a turd?
Tom
Yeah. Oh, beyond that, really. In any event, we had mentioned this woman, and I wanted to clarify who she is. She does the. The artwork made of hair on her own shower walls. She has a nice drawing of a squirrel.
Jess Hooker
I bet she's single.
Chick McGee
Insufferable. On the spectrum.
Tom
I think she's probably great.
Chick McGee
Can't talk to her.
Tom
Making original art.
Jess Hooker
Would you shower in her shower?
Tom
I might have to take. Give it a quick look.
Chick McGee
See, she talks like this when she gets nervous. All right.
Jess Hooker
How long does she keep them up? Well, I'm.
Tom
I. I believe she takes the hairs and then she spreads them on stuff. And then. Then.
Jess Hooker
Oh, she doesn't do them on the walls of her shower.
Tom
That's how it started.
Chick McGee
Brilliant.
Tom
And I don't know if she uses pubic hair or not from that. See, they've used male pubic hair. Then that would be art deco.
Chick McGee
Is it?
Tom
Of course. Which is a.
Chick McGee
Isn't there a rule of how long your hair will grow? Because pubic hair will stop growing at a certain point. It won't grow any longer. You know what I mean?
Tom
Is that true of all you know?
Chick McGee
I think. I think your hair reaches a point where it won't grow any longer.
Tom
But not. And not all pubic hair is curly. Right.
Chick McGee
I think that's person to person. I don't think that's a generalization.
Tom
I thought there were certain peoples that culture, genetically.
Chick McGee
What have I been dragged into? Am I in. Am I some sort of rally? What are you talking about?
Tom
No, no, I'm. I just. That's a thing.
Chick McGee
I think certain. Some. Some have curly hair, some have straight hair.
Tom
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Well, no. Some pubic hair is really, really curly. I know what you're saying, but I.
Tom
Think I encountered a guy. I encountered. I encountered a guy at the gym.
Chick McGee
That some chest hairs encountered.
Tom
I mean, I came around the court. You go to the same gym?
Pat Godwin
Sure.
Tom
I came around the corner. That was a fellow. That was a fellow gentleman. He had the. The mo. Howard, if you will, of pubic area.
Chick McGee
Kind of like a. You ever see a guy who has chest hair that looks exactly like the hair on his head?
Jess Hooker
No.
Chick McGee
That freaks you out? Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Really long.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Well, just. Just like straight. I mean, it's not curly at all. It's weird.
Tom
Well, but coming up, we have a clothing made of mustache hair and clothing made of. Of pubic hair.
Chick McGee
I. I'm gonna regret this if I don't ask. Can we not do this story.
Tom
Well, I spent a great deal of time digging these up.
Chick McGee
Okay. All right. I. I just wanted to ask. I don't know why, but it's making me ill and I'm not that way.
Tom
Wait till you see the dress this lady made out of. Pew.
Chick McGee
I don't wanna.
Tom
It is really gross.
Chick McGee
I'm gonna. I'm gonna pass.
Tom
And it's not a short dress either. It's actually.
Chick McGee
Oh, like a maxi.
Tom
Yeah, she's got a lot of it there.
Chick McGee
Pat.
Tom
I assume you'll have a song for this?
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah.
Tom
Are you ready for the Pat Godwin challenge on day two?
Pat Godwin
You mean that was yesterday, right?
Chick McGee
Pat GPT.
Tom
Pat GPT. Where we give Pat a project and he's got seven minutes to finish it.
Pat Godwin
Very stressful.
Tom
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Tom
Got it right here at the station like you said. Coming up, your favorite cereal may have just been purchased by somebody else. Also, we've got a great story about nudity in sports and I have a profound question.
Jess Hooker
Okay.
Tom
About. You can give it some thought right now. What, what sphere of athletics do you think naked the people would look the best?
Jess Hooker
Oh, I know that's easy.
Chick McGee
Well, Jim.
Jess Hooker
Gymnastics.
Chick McGee
Gymnastics. I.
Tom
We're talking about adults. Full sized people.
Jess Hooker
They are full sized adults now. It's been changed.
Chick McGee
I know, I know what you're trying to say, let me help. You mean normal people.
Tom
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Chick McGee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Jeff Oskay. Ace Cosby. There's Christy Lee.
Tom
Hello.
Chick McGee
Pat Godwin. Good news and bad news, Tom. Good news is there's a love connection here in the studio that we might have made.
Tom
I was not aware of that. I missed it.
Chick McGee
I was over here working kind of. Well, no, it's not bad news either. It's Christy and Pat. I think they're gonna. They're over there whispering with each other and laughing, like, talking about how we've.
Jess Hooker
Turned into our parents.
Pat Godwin
I was looking at facetime and my picture popped up. I went, well, my dad.
Jess Hooker
Yeah. Had my driver's license. I had to get a new driver's license because I moved. And I went and had my picture taken. And they go, you have to move your bangs off of your face.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
I go, I don't do that. And the guy goes, I gotta see your eyebrows. So he, he hands me my driver's license and I swear I look 80 and my mom. And it scared me. It was like I'm coming back and getting my picture retaken.
Chick McGee
Tom, your thoughts on this situation?
Tom
I have said this for years, and you're absolutely correct. If the states wanted to make more money. Oh, mine is for an additional fee, like, a lot more money. They would, you could bring in a photograph, like a passport thing. There'd be certain parameters. And then.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, I mean, I know it takes a long time.
Tom
I know people, I know people that have claimed they've lost their driver's license just so they could get a better picture.
Jess Hooker
Well, I may be doing that.
Chick McGee
They could contract it out right there at the drive license branch and they could have a photo shoot right there, Man.
Tom
I think that would choose your background.
Chick McGee
You have. This will be like glamour Shots for.
Tom
An extra 50 bucks.
Chick McGee
Yep.
Pat Godwin
They have a weird angle now in the new black and white photo. Looks terrible.
Jess Hooker
Oh, my God. It's.
Tom
Oh.
Chick McGee
Off.
Jess Hooker
I mean, awful. And then he told me he goes, because it's on a paper. And then they send you, you know, your actual license.
Tom
You mean?
Chick McGee
It's incredibly accurate.
Tom
What you're trying to say is they say, pat, I don't know, but you have more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Jess Hooker
But he did say. He goes, when you get your actual license, because you really look great. I go, you are really, really lying right now. But thank you.
Chick McGee
Well, what's he supposed to say?
Jess Hooker
I know, right?
Chick McGee
There you go, grandma.
Tom
Sorry about you now.
Jess Hooker
Sorry about your mom.
Tom
Time to get to our letters segment, and we do have a little.
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Tom
Tom, this is. We were talking about this, and this. This ties in a couple of interesting things. We were asking if. If during surgical procedures, if the surgeons, et cetera, et cetera, would take phone calls.
Jess Hooker
Sure.
Tom
And we've had a number of responses. Now we have someone who actually does this for a living. And, uh, there's a nice plug here for your show, Pat.
Pat Godwin
Oh, good.
Tom
This comes to us from. We'll call him JD In. In Sarasota, Florida, where JD Is an orthopedic surgeon.
Chick McGee
That's not the vice president, is it?
Tom
That'd be weird. That'd be weird. Hey, listen.
Chick McGee
I got 10 bucks says he listens. I got 10 bucks as he listens.
Tom
I can't. The vice president. I. I can't be there for the meeting, Mr. President. I've got. I've got to put some guy's bones back in place. Back to our letter. J.D. orthopedic surgeon. I'm looking forward to seeing Pat next week in Sarasota at McCurdy's Comedy Club. When do you start? This week?
Pat Godwin
Wednesday.
Tom
Yeah. Next Wednesday. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Pat Godwin
Yes, sir.
Tom
That's a lot of shows.
Jess Hooker
A lot of shows.
Chick McGee
So you're not here next week?
Tom
No.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Pat Godwin
No, actually, I'll be here Monday morning.
Tom
Son of a. I mean, regarding your question about phones in the operating room, they do make sterile cell phone bags, but I've never seen anyone douchey enough to use one. I love this guy already.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I think I know you're Talking about.
Chick McGee
Do you know this guy?
Pat Godwin
I think I do, yeah. There's a doctor that comes.
Tom
Okay.
Pat Godwin
Every time I'm there.
Tom
Well, he probably knows how many surgeries you've had. Figures. Hey, I might maybe get a little. Make a little. Make a little cash this afternoon.
Pat Godwin
We've talked about it.
Tom
Yeah, he said.
Chick McGee
Let's see.
Tom
Typically, we do not leave our phones. Oh, I'm sorry. Typically, what we do is leave our phones with the circulating nurse, whose role is to be outside the sterile field.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Tom
And open additional supplies if needed and do other things we can't do while we're scrubbed in.
Chick McGee
Circulate.
Tom
We do this because if we are on call, we may get an urgent phone call or text, so the nurse can at least help us triage. Or let us know that we will call back. Or let them know that we will call back. You following this? Yep. However, when I first started dating my now wife, she was unaware that the nurse would read her texts. Oh, dear. Out loud in the room. Ooh. After a couple of not safe for work texts, I had to inform her of this, and she was mortified. I'm assuming this might have been some kind of a sexy thing.
Chick McGee
Honey, I can barely walk this morning.
Tom
You think a femur is hard? Wait a minute.
Jess Hooker
Not the other way around.
Tom
Oh, yeah. Thank you. Sorry. In any event, back to our letter from Dr. J.D. not sure if it's because we're married now, but sadly, I do not receive these kinds of messages anymore.
Chick McGee
Yeah, it's all nuts and bolts stuff.
Tom
Yeah, that'll. That'll happen.
Chick McGee
You know what I got from my doctor and my doctor? We share doctors. I think Pat goes, you see our doctor?
Pat Godwin
Not anymore.
Chick McGee
No, not anymore. All right, well, our doctor's cool.
Pat Godwin
No, no, no, it's not the reason.
Chick McGee
No, he. He called me to my face. The other Dr. Google. Have you ever gotten this? Oh, because you Google everything, call you Dr. Google. I've got this, this, this, and this. And, well, I looked online. He goes, whatever you say, Dr. Google.
Tom
It is the scourge of the industry.
Jess Hooker
I've gotten the stay off Google line. Yeah.
Chick McGee
My favorite thing about our doctors, though. And you know this. He'll look at you and go, well, I don't think I can help you.
Tom
Oh. He'll go, I. I have no idea.
Chick McGee
I have no idea.
Jess Hooker
Well, at least he's honest.
Tom
I like. That's very nice.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I love.
Jess Hooker
I love my doctor.
Tom
He listened. He listened to my heart for about 15 seconds and knew exactly what it was.
Chick McGee
You need to guy.
Tom
Yeah. Very good. Very good. So that's interesting to know if you.
Jess Hooker
Yeah. So you're don't sext your doctor, don't.
Tom
Sex your surgeon boyfriend or girlfriend?
Chick McGee
Aren't you a little skittish, if you will, about your text messages and what you're saying and where?
Jess Hooker
I don't ever. That.
Chick McGee
No, you know, I. I would never text. Pound me hard.
Tom
No, you know, can I interrupt, please?
Chick McGee
Yes.
Tom
Look around the room.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Tom
Okay. Okay. You know, you know what they say. You got to be aware of what's happening in the room. Oscar's in here. Now, I guarantee that if we looked at your history of texting, there would be some very not safe for work types of texts. Am I correct? Of course.
Chick McGee
Do you and your lady dirty text?
Tom
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
I mean, if I'm on the road, maybe not locally.
Chick McGee
Phone sex.
Tom
Oh, so you draw the line of doing it within the confines of the county?
Chick McGee
FaceTime sex? Yeah, I've never had FaceTime sex.
Tom
Oh, really?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Why would you do a call when you can FaceTime and see the goodies?
Chick McGee
See the goodies?
Jess Hooker
I could never do that.
Chick McGee
You're right.
Tom
You could.
Jess Hooker
No, it's really.
Jeff Oskay
Put the. The phone on your nightstand and forget.
Chick McGee
I'm there and just forget I'm there.
Tom
Love.
Chick McGee
Exciting.
Pat Godwin
FaceTime me, and I'll FaceTime you.
Tom
Christy, your. Your husband is gonna go get your bangs out of your eyes.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, there's no faces.
Pat Godwin
Oh, Crotch time.
Chick McGee
But what do we know, Tom? Specificity. I bet there's a guy out there who loves eyebrows.
Tom
Oh, sure.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom
Oh, yeah. You know, there's a guy. Yeah, you.
Chick McGee
I can't see Chris's eyebrows. I can't complete. Must complete when I say the word camper.
Tom
Get. Show me your eyebrows. But not before. Okay, well, thank you for the letter, Doctor, and once again, Patty G. Thanks, J.D. mcCurdy's, Sarasota, Florida. Don't miss those shows starting next Wednesday for some great live standup.
Chick McGee
The Snaggletooth Lounge. There, mcc.
Tom
Now, Pat, we're going to have to get a song out of you in just a few minutes.
Jeff Oskay
Well, I'm. I'm watching Pat's dog while he's gone. What's your dog's name?
Pat Godwin
Brody.
Jeff Oskay
Brody.
Jess Hooker
Brody.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, we're excited.
Jess Hooker
I want to come over and see Brody.
Pat Godwin
Adorable.
Chick McGee
I'll come over there and let that dog out into traffic. You wait and see.
Jeff Oskay
You will not. Wow, my watch.
Tom
Could we move forward? Did you have a pleasant letter to read?
Chick McGee
Can't we stage Brody in different photographs? Okay. Let's see. Good morning, Bob and Tom show. It's high time that Tom got off his wallet and paid for one of those high end Porta Potty trailers.
Tom
Cut off.
Chick McGee
You guys talk about them all the time. Daily for the staff to use.
Tom
We have toilets in the building.
Chick McGee
He continues. The bathrooms in the studio sound absolutely disgusting. No, from. From Oscar fouling the toilet bowls, streaking them up and laughing to whomever. I'm not sure if that's correct. I've never been clear on that. Has no ability to aim and sprays the floors like a water wiggle.
Jeff Oskay
It's not me.
Chick McGee
I don't spray the floors. Somebody, I prefer to call it hosing them down. Of course, this won't matter to Tom since he can either run outside the studio for a quick number one or drive to the nearest Starbucks, Kroger or overseas flight for number two.
Tom
They've got you down.
Chick McGee
They've got you down.
Tom
I don't think I've gone at Kroger. Target typically has clean restrooms. Starbucks usually. Target is my iced tea place. Has a really nice one.
Chick McGee
Target I judge is a great day. If they have fresh popcorn and the family bathroom is empty, I can go in there, lock down and spend the day. I've never been more relaxed.
Tom
You know my Target story about the family bathroom? Yep. Make sure you lock it down.
Chick McGee
No. Oh, forgot to lock it. Well, you gotta lock it, Tom.
Tom
It was the Target right there. I walk up and. And the family. The other one was. Oh, you walked in and. And there was a woman sitting in a chair.
Chick McGee
Let me tell you something.
Tom
Right next to the door.
Chick McGee
Don't leave anything out.
Tom
And she was a woman of a certain size. I remember that much.
Jess Hooker
Oh, boy.
Chick McGee
Could have been a TSA agent in Philadelphia in training.
Tom
Yeah. And I don't know why. There was a chair there outside the door, but the regular men's room was full for some reason. So I came back out. Oh, there's the family restroom. I walked over, I looked at this lady. She didn't say anything. And I kind of went, you know, I gave her the kind of, you're not using this room. And I fling the door open to the family rest area and there's a really large woman sitting down doing whatever she was doing on the toilet. On the toilet she go. And I said, these doors lock.
Pat Godwin
Who yelled at her?
Chick McGee
What? What did she say, Tom?
Tom
I never.
Chick McGee
Tell me what she says.
Pat Godwin
Mortified.
Tom
Can I lose the patois?
Chick McGee
If you will please tell me. No, no, Please tell me what she says.
Tom
Shut that door. So here's the key. Lock the door. Sorry, I did I give it too much of a spin? You know which Target.
Chick McGee
Perfect. Yeah.
Tom
Sometimes referred to as Targeto. Okay, let's just.
Jess Hooker
Oh.
Pat Godwin
So anyway, you know, we are fine with Shut that door.
Tom
Yeah. Shut that door.
Jeff Oskay
A story that makes a better cart than Target.
Jess Hooker
Nope.
Chick McGee
I don't know. Where do they get their cars?
Jeff Oskay
I don't know.
Chick McGee
Yeah, Everyone should have the Mercedes of cards.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Tom
We could do an award show.
Chick McGee
All right.
Tom
Because the. We've already given the award yesterday for the best drive through without question. Chick Fil A.
Chick McGee
Nobody else was even nominated.
Tom
Except on Sunday for some reason.
Chick McGee
Well, yeah, I sat there for an hour on Sunday. Nothing.
Tom
They got the best drive through. They got that down. And then the best cart, a Target.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, hands down, Target.
Tom
Absolutely. Yep. Now is there a. There has to be a contest somewhere where they determine who can push the most carts back to the store. The other day I saw this guy pushing them and there were so many of them. They were kind of arcing like a boomerang. I mean, this was. I don't know, it was like 40 of them.
Chick McGee
I think there should be two categories. A. Freestyle and strap assisted.
Jess Hooker
Yes.
Chick McGee
Because every now and then you'll see a guy with a strap that's like wind dated.
Tom
That's like the wind dated 100 yard dash.
Jeff Oskay
Well, now they have the little like mechanical buggy that pushes them.
Chick McGee
That kind of. I've not seen this.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Wow. We truly are living.
Jeff Oskay
More carts.
Tom
And this is the reason they never build those parking lots next to cliffs. Because if you've seen the look on the faces of the people doing that, it's like, well, I can either push these 12 carts back or just jump off.
Jess Hooker
Do you take your cart back to the door or do you leave it?
Tom
I always either take it to the door or I put it in the buggy corral. The corral.
Chick McGee
I used to be. I used to be a leave it guy and then I saw all these videos and I.
Tom
No, no, but the. I also used to be the guy that did the. How far back from the corral can I be and still make it in?
Chick McGee
Oh, did you still the greatest.
Tom
Well, there may. There may have been a near broken rear light on someone's car. I also learned never park next to that thing. Yeah, because you're thinking, oh, well, when I get back here, my car will just have to put it right there. No, because you're going to get some idiot like me that thinks I 40ft away. I can fire this baby. All of a sudden you're buying a $600 tail light.
Chick McGee
Do you remember the PGA Tour had a. One of the professionals with a. With a shopping cart pushing it from, like 80ft. And the gallery was pushed. I was. It was hilarious. It was amazing. Commercial. Amazing.
Tom
So what other retail awards can we give out besides the. The. The card awards.
Jess Hooker
Oh, Best cashier. But.
Pat Godwin
Oh, we know who that.
Chick McGee
Well, that would be known. No nominees.
Tom
Oh, no, I knew the best cashier. He's not there anymore.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, he was at Target.
Tom
The guy with the turban.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, the turbine guy.
Pat Godwin
What about this guy at McDonald's?
Jeff Oskay
No, the guy at McDonald's.
Jess Hooker
The guy there at McDonald's is the best.
Pat Godwin
Should be on the radio. He should be the President of the United States.
Jeff Oskay
Always smiling.
Pat Godwin
He's wonderful.
Tom
Doesn't it bother you when there's a guy that a McDonald's are. That is a better voice than all of us.
Pat Godwin
You want to hear this guy's voice?
Chick McGee
I've heard it.
Jess Hooker
He's wonderful.
Tom
Why don't we get him in here one morning?
Pat Godwin
How you doing?
Jess Hooker
I would love it.
Tom
We get him in.
Pat Godwin
So nice.
Jess Hooker
Very nice.
Tom
Have him do some intros.
Chick McGee
Tom, we. Could we talk perhaps. You know, maybe we should chat about who we're bringing into the studio.
Tom
Are you. Are you concerned that his voice. I hate to be. Than yours.
Chick McGee
I don't know when I became the practical one in the room, but think about it.
Tom
Yeah, I heard that guy knows a lot about sports.
Jess Hooker
Oh, really?
Chick McGee
That's. That's all fine and dandy, but, you know, I'm not gonna today. I'm not gonna go nuts and shoot everybody. Okay.
Tom
Okay, good. We got to come up with more categories for the best awards for retail at work. Coming up, we have an award for the best guy on stilts. It's Stephen from Madison, Wisconsin. When we get to his letter, it's very exciting. He's castigating me because I love stilts.
Chick McGee
Wrote us a letter.
Tom
He has to work on them every day.
Chick McGee
And please tell me he was on his stilts when he wrote the letter. And he has a really long pencil. Is that right?
Tom
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Chick McGee
And once again, we are talking about sports.
Tom
Yes. Okay, good. Your input is welcome. Bob and tomobandtom.com we come to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios where this remains the Bob and Tom Show.
Pat Godwin
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 or@bobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Tom
Welcome to AutoZone. What are you working on today?
Chick McGee
My car is making this noise.
Tom
Sometimes it's like. And sometimes it's like.
Pat Godwin
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Tom
Oh, yeah. And we don't have to listen for.
Pat Godwin
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Tom
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Pat Godwin
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Chick McGee
So you don't need to hear the.
Pat Godwin
Not with Fix Finder Everything you need nothing you don't get in the zone.
Tom
Auto zone restrictions apply.
Chick McGee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.
Pat Godwin
Hey, Chick.
Chick McGee
Jess Hooker.
Tom
Hi.
Chick McGee
There's keep wanting to say Josh Arnold, but he. I don't know how to break this to you, but Josh, I quit. Josh did quit. So there's Jeff, Oscar.
Jeff Oskay
Hey, buddy.
Chick McGee
There's Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.
Tom
Hello, Chick McGee. It's time for more letters from listeners brought to you by Hyundai.
Chick McGee
This letter from Amy. Hello, Bob and Tom Show. So I agree with Chick's point. Not the one that my hair covers my pointed head. I 100 agree that Tom is an alien. Learning all of our language and ways. It's like watching an episode of the Fabulous. I endorse this fully resident alien. I believe it's on Fox or NBC or something you can find on your streamings. It stars one of Tom's favorites, Alan Tudor. Dick.
Tom
Oh, I love that guy.
Chick McGee
He tries to learn our customs and slang. Never quite sinks in, but he certainly does try. And he sounds just like Tom. If you haven't watched this show, give it a watch. You will not see a difference between the alien and Tom. Well, thank you very much, Amy from Wisconsin.
Tom
Yeah. Alan Tudyk is the guy on the roof in Death at a Funeral. Right?
Chick McGee
The English version.
Tom
English, yeah. The good version.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Tom
Great. Actual actor. Really, what a great movie. Now, we have this very fine letter from Steve from Madison, Wisconsin. He writes, I do drywall, and I've mentioned those cool drywall stilts on the air. He goes after the morning shows. I go listen to old podcasts for you guys. Eight hours of day in my ears every day.
Chick McGee
Bless your heart, sweet baby Jesus.
Tom
By the way, Tom, no one loves stilts. Not construction workers, not clowns, not even the people who make them. But I can't hold my spit. Dick, every time I hear you say I love stilts. I just always thought stills were super cool.
Jess Hooker
The last time you were on stilts.
Tom
I Did a little experimenting with some still just a couple years ago.
Jess Hooker
Did you?
Tom
Yeah, I was in a pair I used to have. I had two different pairs as an adult.
Jess Hooker
You had two different pairs?
Tom
No, no, as a kid.
Christy Lee
Okay, so you had the sticks that you could put the foot pedals on and move.
Tom
I had the adjustable. There was like a wing nut and they were metal and you could adjust.
Chick McGee
Did you have the crazy long pants you could wear with them?
Tom
No, no, I never had. Those are so funny when you're, you know, Uncle Sam walks by and he's 12ft tall.
Chick McGee
You think that's funny? It's great, really.
Jeff Oskay
My sister in law is actually a stilt master. I can get her in here, but I don't think the roof is high enough or the ceiling's high enough. She has like 14, 15, 16 foot stilts that she walks around on.
Jess Hooker
Does she do the performance art? Like I hired her for my events. Yeah, she been my butterflies and stuff.
Tom
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Oh, really?
Chick McGee
Oh, we've got to get her in here for Tom.
Tom
That's great.
Chick McGee
Yeah, maybe the holiday show.
Tom
How did she pick that as a hobby?
Jeff Oskay
She's like a professional. She owns like a clowning cirque troop.
Tom
Because there's also the guy around here that has the super high unison. Michael.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yeah. No, they aren't related.
Tom
That guy drives that on public roads. I see him more than occasionally.
Jess Hooker
Does he wear a helmet?
Tom
No. And he's way up there.
Chick McGee
He's a badass.
Christy Lee
Doesn't she do the silks too? She climbs up and falls down, but it catches her.
Tom
Oh, I love all that stuff.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, yeah, she does all of it and she teaches it. We could get you a stilting class.
Christy Lee
Does she do the pole dancing classes too?
Tom
Yeah, right now I'm trying to find a. I think she did our jump instruction.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, yeah, she did that. The champagne thing. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Why do you want a jump rope instructor?
Jess Hooker
Jump rope instructor?
Tom
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
I also know a professional jump rover.
Jess Hooker
I teach you.
Christy Lee
I can walk you through it.
Tom
Yeah, no, I can do it. It's a. It's a gift.
Chick McGee
Like the double dutch, the fast competitive jump roping.
Tom
Yeah, I just saw that. It's.
Chick McGee
It's crazy.
Tom
Yeah, I just saw that. If that is amazing, it's more of.
Chick McGee
An athletics event than gymnastics.
Jess Hooker
Kick you in the ball.
Tom
Okay, the reason, the reason I'm bringing this up is I. I'm positing the question. What athletes would be the best looking naked? What sport would have the.
Chick McGee
And Tom, you. You specified that are fully grown because we all we all immediately replied with. And you said normal sized people, not gymnast.
Tom
Okay. And the reason I bring it up is we have naked sports in the news coming up.
Jess Hooker
Track and field would be pretty good. I remember they were.
Christy Lee
I think. I think if you go.
Tom
But I think, for example, I think a naked football team for me though.
Christy Lee
I love a dad bod. Like, that's what I. I would. I would choose a naked lineman. 100%.
Chick McGee
Wasn't there a female indoor football league? And they were all scantily dressed.
Christy Lee
And I like them too.
Chick McGee
Lingerie.
Tom
But I'm just saying. Naked. Naked.
Christy Lee
Probably a swimmer. I mean, if we're.
Chick McGee
Oh, that would be good.
Tom
Yeah. You may be right there. Yeah. Because I think. I think in the low end would probably be golf.
Chick McGee
Glistening, wet body.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, you haven't seen some of the ladies.
Tom
Some of the men golfers are a little bit out of shape, but you.
Christy Lee
Know, I like it.
Tom
They have the muscles they need. I am bringing it up.
Chick McGee
Put a couple pounds on John Daly. What?
Tom
I'm bringing it up because we have a. An event tomorrow in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania in which you can attend. It's naked bowling.
Jess Hooker
Oh, well.
Tom
And I'm. I started thinking about that.
Christy Lee
Watch that ball return.
Tom
Yeah. Well, we'll. Do you have the story you want us. We can get to it right now.
Jess Hooker
If you want Naked bowling. That's. I don't want to see anybody naked bowling.
Chick McGee
That's what I need to take a.
Jeff Oskay
Look at our 710 split.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, but the end. You're looking at the guy's butt crack the whole time.
Tom
Let's just. Let's get the story before we comment.
Chick McGee
He's in charge. A Pennsylvania nudist group once again inviting adults to bowl naked. Pennsylvania Pittsburgh pencil. Other way. Our area naturalists confirmed this year.
Tom
But I don't buy that. I like nudists. Okay. The word naturalist sounds like. You know. Don't you think they're. They're trying.
Christy Lee
Sounds like an herbalist.
Tom
Yeah, they're. They're sugar coating.
Chick McGee
Is there a better song than Lou Rawls? I'm a natural man. I don't think so. So I don't even know natural man anything.
Jess Hooker
Lou Rawls sings.
Joey Chestnut
I know.
Tom
Lou Reed's got a. It's great song.
Chick McGee
Shut up, you.
Tom
I want to be black.
Chick McGee
This year's it's called Balls out Bowling. It'll be held tomorrow 7pm to 11pm at Crafton Ingram Lanes. Located in the Crafton Ingram neighborhood of Pittsburgh. The event is often open exclusively to participants over the age of 18 designed as a private ticketing gathering for members of the naturist community.
Tom
I prefer nudist.
Chick McGee
I know, you said that.
Tom
According to what they're trying to do here, they're gonna.
Jess Hooker
Are they wearing bowling shoes?
Tom
Yes. Keep going.
Chick McGee
Nudity is required with the exception that women may wear bottoms if they choose, but their boobs have to be out. Shoes are mandatory. Attendees asked to bring a towel and a bag for personal belongings. Event guidelines emphasize balls out bowling, a non sexual body, positive social event. Photography, video recording and any form of sexual activity are prohibited. Yeah, so if you get carried away. Oscar, keep it in your pants, pal. Well, no you don't.
Jess Hooker
There's a lot of salad bowl looking things out. Look at. Come on.
Chick McGee
Did you say a lot of salad bowl things?
Jess Hooker
Yeah, you got everything hanging down. And they're bowling.
Tom
That's, you know that, you know, some guy's gonna straddle that hand dryer.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, no, I'm. I'm using it as an actual ball dryer.
Chick McGee
The slogan for the naturist community is nudism does not equal consent.
Jess Hooker
What?
Chick McGee
I'll just let that sink in.
Christy Lee
Well, that's a buzz kill. Well, I mean, I don't know.
Tom
Wow.
Chick McGee
There you go. And you can buy tickets to it. Can you buy tickets to go see it? Yeah, it's on Eventbrite.
Tom
Yeah, but I mean it says. Doesn't it say mandatory nudity? Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Oh, you have to be. Nudity is required even if you're watching.
Chick McGee
Yeah. That doesn't seem.
Tom
I'm sure it'll be like a regular bowling event.
Chick McGee
Let's just hope like two, two big hairy guys show up.
Jeff Oskay
That's it.
Chick McGee
Now let's get the naked bowling going. Here we go.
Tom
What's that smell? Who ordered the fish and chips smell? My elbow. That's Mrs. Twat Waffle standing over the. Really standing over the fan.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, I think.
Chick McGee
And if that's not enough, if that's not enough for you, Miss Edna Twat Waffle, we have an addition to this quote from Tom earlier today.
Tom
Shut that door.
Chick McGee
We have more adventures in a ladies restroom coming up in sports.
Tom
Okay.
Jess Hooker
Also we have naked pickleball. Don't we, Pat?
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, pickleball.
Tom
Well, we'll find out what. What is the. The best sport to be naked in? When we return to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Pat Godwin
Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom show.
Tom
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Chick McGee
So right now we're podcasting? No, not yet. He just put us into it. No, I was accidentally podcasting. We were for a second, but we're not. Well, we want to. We want to start intentionally podcast.
Joey Chestnut
That was accidental.
Chick McGee
That was a false start. 3, 3, 2, 1.
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Chick McGee
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Jess Hooker
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Jeff Oskay
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Chick McGee
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Pat Godwin
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Chick McGee
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Chick McGee
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Tom
Information about a very obscure problem affecting almost no one.
Jess Hooker
And we'll talk about it, but since.
Tom
It happened to me, we're going to talk about it.
Chick McGee
Absolutely.
Tom
I forget why we were talking about New Zealand the other day. Beautiful spot. Certainly on my bucket list of places I'd like to go.
Chick McGee
You can't get there from here. That's the only problem.
Tom
Well, it's obviously a very long flight.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, 24 hours.
Tom
We got a really nice letter here from Steven Lanesboro, Minnesota. He was talking about the delightful flying experience that he had on Air New Zealand. I was. I had made this statement, and I find it when you're on an airplane and they have the announcements in the beginning about the seat belts, etc. If it's a. If it's a video, I pay no attention to it. Okay. And I'm just wondering if. When you have a human being doing it, if you tend to.
Christy Lee
You want to be polite, hopefully have.
Jess Hooker
Respect for the person that's standing up there.
Tom
I just think sometimes those are more effective. And I am. I am a fan of the announcements that when they try to make them funny or happy. What? I enjoy that. Not everyone does.
Chick McGee
I purposely don't pay attention if someone's taught. If it's a person, they go to the video screen. I. I pay rapt attention.
Jess Hooker
I think you're a video.
Tom
Yeah, that's because you. You're the guy that watches fireworks on tv.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, y.
Tom
That's right. I was trying to make the distinction between people who utterly miss the point of life and those of us who enjoy it.
Chick McGee
No, I remember when I was tr. I was at the. At home in the studio. You. You guys never seemed more real to Me, I never got along better than when you were on TV instead of in person. I love that.
Tom
Interesting.
Chick McGee
Which is says a lot the future.
Tom
Yeah. Okay, good.
Chick McGee
How are you?
Tom
But he makes a point here, this, this will appeal TO I think Mr. Oskar and a chicken. When they on one of their flights they crossed the international date line and lost a day. Whoa. We left on Friday night and arrived Sunday morning. And then Steve writes I lost my 100 plus day wordle streak.
Chick McGee
Oh.
Tom
Same thing happened to me once as well. I was furious. I had like 180 days in a row of getting wordle.
Jess Hooker
Wow.
Tom
And I got, I left the country and it was, it was gone.
Chick McGee
So is there ever been a more elitist, pompous sentence constructed?
Jess Hooker
I don't think so. You just said I don't think so.
Chick McGee
Well, my wordle streak has been disrupted. I was traveling internationally.
Jess Hooker
You should have added first class.
Chick McGee
What a turf.
Christy Lee
180 days.
Jess Hooker
My God.
Tom
I think I really had it down there for a while.
Chick McGee
That's where they got, I don't know who did the, the research on wordle and keeping track of days, but that's what sucks me in and I.
Jess Hooker
You want to better your mind. You don't want to break your.
Chick McGee
My top one's 44. I can't even sniff a hundred.
Tom
Yeah, then I blew with you. I was in line at a coffee place in Vail to continue with our pretentious and I, I was killing time and it was no that I was. Oh, this is an easy one.
Chick McGee
Me and Johnny Depp.
Tom
Anyway, so hello Wordle fans. Yesterday. How about that, that curveball with a J? You don't get those much now I.
Pat Godwin
Walk from my pod in first class. Lost my streak.
Chick McGee
No.
Tom
Is it the international date line? You see? Well, let's move forward here. I'm in a pretty good mood because I got my new spoons.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, we were on the or off the air talking about your spoons.
Chick McGee
Mind numbing.
Jess Hooker
And poor Jess has to order stuff for you.
Tom
No, no, I ordered these.
Christy Lee
No, he, I, I, I gave up. He orders his own spoons now. He couldn't find.
Tom
Every morning I come in here and have my little bowl of cereal.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Tom
And we have throwaway spoons and you can't get a sense of scale when you buy stuff online. And I've gone to retail stores so I could see them. And I don't like teaspoons. I want like a soups. But these are biodegradable. They're very first class, so we'll see.
Jess Hooker
But you don't like a soup spoon. You like the depth, but you don't like the roundness. You want it narrow.
Tom
I'll take the round if I have to, but I need the length. Length. A lot of the plastic spoons are too short because they don't have the right feel. They're too flimsy. These new ones are terrific.
Jess Hooker
The handles do short or the handles too short.
Tom
But I think these new ones are great. So we'll see.
Chick McGee
Hey, if this conversation's happening in here, what are they talking about? In hell?
Christy Lee
Okay, so we have a bunch of spoons if anybody needs them. They're Tom's reject spoons.
Tom
Oh, yeah. There's like all those. Those black ones in the plastic. I hate those.
Chick McGee
Here we go.
Tom
Got a great letter here. We were discussing half birthday birthdays, okay? And this is from Eugene. Kind enough to write a Dear Bob and Tom show.
Chick McGee
Put the ax down.
Tom
Half birthdays are better because, number one, you don't get older. Yeah, excellent point.
Chick McGee
Well, you do every day you get older. Right now you're old as you've ever been. No, no, wait a minute. It's right now.
Tom
Yeah, but I mean.
Chick McGee
No, it's right now.
Tom
But he's making a very good point.
Chick McGee
How about that?
Tom
I blew your mind at your half birthday. You know, you suddenly don't go from being 37 to 38, you know, 37 and a half. But you don't say that. You don't go. You don't. Yeah, well, your little kids do, but I don't know what. They just stopped doing the hat.
Chick McGee
There are grown ups that act that way about their birthdays.
Christy Lee
Yeah, that's true.
Chick McGee
Really? Hey, I just want you to know what happened, man.
Tom
What?
Chick McGee
What's going on? Somebody. You forgot my birthday.
Christy Lee
Jeff Bodart.
Chick McGee
You're 37. Okay, what the hell? Jeff Bodart could have been Jeff.
Tom
That's not my song. He'll be lucky to make 39. Let's see now, the beauty of half birthdays. No one will throw you a surprise somewhere.
Christy Lee
He does not listen.
Tom
No one will throw you a surprise half birthday party.
Jess Hooker
Right?
Tom
Another advantage of the half birthday. The half birthday cake is just as good as birthday cake.
Jess Hooker
It's just half.
Tom
Still as long as.
Christy Lee
Do you really serve a half of a birthday cake?
Jess Hooker
I would. Yeah, I think that's kind of funny.
Tom
Yeah. And then half birthday candles burn just as bright. And birthday candles, you never. They never burn down.
Jess Hooker
No, you keep them. Use them again.
Tom
You light them and you bring them in. You sing the Song. And you've only used a tenth of them.
Christy Lee
I think I'm gonna. I'm gonna start putting half birthdays on the calendar. And we only celebrate those here now.
Tom
That'd be fine.
Chick McGee
Well, I think we're onto something.
Pat Godwin
You barely celebrate the real ones.
Jess Hooker
Well.
Chick McGee
Oh, you remember when Pat the store.
Pat Godwin
Bought your birthday's every day in my mind.
Christy Lee
It was two weeks ago. You didn't say anything.
Tom
Pat wants to see you in your birthday suit. I heard the discussion off the air. We get back to naked bowling.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Tom
Oh, thank you very much, Eugene. That's a great list. And those are very important things to know about.
Jeff Oskay
I have a quick letter. Thanks. To Jess Hooker, the subject, Jeff, AKA Harry Underpants.
Jess Hooker
That's.
Jeff Oskay
Good morning, my other dysfunctional family and a new nickname.
Tom
Jeff.
Jeff Oskay
Are you ready, Sasquatch?
Jess Hooker
Oh, that's.
Jeff Oskay
You're welcome. That's from trucker Daryl in Mexico.
Christy Lee
Good job.
Chick McGee
Do you know how many. And. And tell. Tell the ladies you have a couple tattoos, too. They. The. The hairiness and the tattoos. They're lining up for you, buddy.
Christy Lee
He has a lady.
Jeff Oskay
No, they're not.
Jess Hooker
He has a very nice lady.
Chick McGee
He's very lined up and can always.
Jeff Oskay
Four years.
Chick McGee
I can always change. Dear Bob and Tom show. Well, I got burned today. Grilled. Last two hot dogs of an eight pack had to use hamburger bun.
Jess Hooker
Oh, boy.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Tom
It's not.
Jess Hooker
Then you have to cut them and then you have to. Yeah, it's not.
Tom
Well, speaking of hot dogs. Coming up later on this morning, Joey Chestnut will be our guest. The world champion eater. Mr. Chestnut, expert in the world of eating hot dogs.
Jess Hooker
So now I want a grilled hot dog.
Chick McGee
We haven't grilled those long.
Christy Lee
We haven't. We could do some hot dogs, but.
Chick McGee
See how many you could eat.
Tom
Again, the hamburger bun is a must. Yeah, it's not a hot bun.
Jess Hooker
Hot dog bun is a must.
Chick McGee
A hot dog is not a hot dog until it has a hot dog bun on it.
Jess Hooker
Right?
Chick McGee
Yes.
Jeff Oskay
No. You never grew up using just the slice of bread.
Chick McGee
Take this for me. Get that white trash stuff out of here.
Tom
I think your point is a subtle one. One which is in the. In a pinch, if you're making a hot dog and you don't have a hot dog bun, the folded bread beats using a hamburger bun. I would agree.
Chick McGee
That is my argument.
Tom
I think. I think that's. There's no question about that.
Jeff Oskay
But not like a. A wheat.
Pat Godwin
Not Ezekiel, not like a sourdough.
Chick McGee
Not One that has live spores on it.
Tom
Although I, I bet that that Hawaiian bread might be pretty good with a hot dog.
Chick McGee
You know Hawaiian bread, if you dunked it into an ashtray.
Tom
Hawaiian bread, is that all sugar? How do they do that?
Jess Hooker
Pretty much.
Tom
No wonder it's delicious.
Chick McGee
So delicious.
Tom
Good to know. Coming up, we have what athletes look the best nude in sports. We're doing a survey.
Chick McGee
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Tom
Thank you very much once again. Naked news on the way. Plus, are you familiar Ms. Hooker, with the. I did not know this was a thing. This the, the three letters bbl.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Tom
You, you're aware of that? Yeah, I did not know that. Yeah. So called Brazilian butt lift in the news.
Chick McGee
And you're clear about the BBC too, right?
Tom
Yeah, that has been explained to me by, by Josh. Not, not the network, but the.
Chick McGee
Gentleman.
Tom
Yes, yes. Okay, very good, very good. Plus we have I think my favorite mug shot of the year. Oh boy. Did you get a look at this one? I saw that one headline. Naked duo having sex in moving stolen rv. Whoa. And wow.
Jess Hooker
But yikes, you have to go like look twice because one of them. I thought it was two men at first.
Tom
Oh yeah. That is one bad hair.
Christy Lee
Not pretty.
Chick McGee
Why that's, that's a fella.
Jess Hooker
It wasn't like. Boy.
Tom
Yeah. All that's happening when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This remains the Bob and Tomorrow.
Christy Lee
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Chick McGee
Spotify that's greenlight.com Spotify. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee. Hi, Jess hooker. There's Jeff Osk, Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Hello, Tom.
Tom
Hello, everybody. Thank you very much for joining us. I look around the room and Jess Hooker's here with. I like your new haircut. Looks good. Thank you. Oh, sorry, you. You're having a snack?
Christy Lee
No, I was having some java house.
Tom
Oh, okay.
Chick McGee
Good stuff.
Tom
Very good.
Christy Lee
My hair's growing out.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Tom
Looks great.
Christy Lee
And I fell asleep with it wet last night and so it's curly and I don't know, it's. My hair's never been curly and now it's starting to be curly.
Tom
Looks very nice. Thanks.
Chick McGee
How about your hair?
Tom
Pardon me?
Chick McGee
What about your hair?
Tom
What about it?
Jess Hooker
It's gone.
Tom
There's certain spaces where it's not there anymore.
Christy Lee
I started ordering the topper toupee things so we can have toupay day to pay day. I've got a collection working.
Chick McGee
We absolutely should. Must do.
Tom
Oh, I, I'm looking forward to it.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom
Now we have, we have some letters. Well, before. Okay. I was gonna say we also have hair in the news. We'll get to. But if you want to do a letter, go ahead. Then I'll get the hair story.
Chick McGee
Hello, Bob and top show. Hey gang. My name is Oakdale Bud here. I just wanted to show you some photos of my work which is the San Joaquin County Fairgrounds. Photos attached are from Building 2, built in 1957. And to my understanding, these urinals are part of the original install. And these are female urinals. They are higher off the ground and they do have paper gaskets. So I'm honestly not sure if you sit completely down or not.
Tom
It looks like a male urinal that extends to twice its length. Length out. Wow.
Chick McGee
But once again.
Tom
And they're. And they're.
Jess Hooker
That's in case you shoot out instead of down, I guess.
Tom
And they're like, they look like they're factory made.
Jess Hooker
Right.
Tom
Porcelain. Whatever.
Jeff Oskay
What do you guys got going on?
Jess Hooker
I don't know. I don't need that.
Christy Lee
I, I think the bathtub, based on your hardware, you might, you might shoot.
Jess Hooker
A different direction or you or you face it.
Tom
What? Where is this again?
Jess Hooker
You would face it, I guess.
Christy Lee
Fairgrounds.
Chick McGee
The San Joaquin County Fairgrounds. The install took a. Took place in 1957.
Tom
This must be an experiment that failed.
Jess Hooker
You could stand over it. Face it. Yeah, that's probably what it is.
Tom
Oh, so you'd face the wall?
Christy Lee
Yeah, I would have, yes.
Jess Hooker
And stand up. That's why it's a urinal. If you're gonna sit down, you just go to a regular toilet.
Chick McGee
Wait a minute.
Tom
Hold it.
Chick McGee
I can't believe I'm agreeing with Christy.
Tom
I think to describe it, it looks like a giant spoon. And the.
Chick McGee
What?
Jess Hooker
Yeah, with the handle.
Tom
Yeah, the handle. The handle is going away from the wall. And you would. You'd straddle that thing and hover over it?
Christy Lee
Yeah, we hover. Anyway.
Chick McGee
Wow.
Christy Lee
On a traditional.
Tom
We know we got on this topic because at Glastonbury, the big fest music festival that took place largely last weekend.
Jess Hooker
Right.
Tom
They made a real big deal of their. They collect all the urine and they. Yeah, they turn it into. What do they turn it into? Was it fertilizer or something? They collect all the. It's that it's a big earth, you know, give the earth. But. And they had female urinals there. Oh. So we were trying to figure out what a female urinal was.
Jess Hooker
That's interesting.
Tom
There you go. But yeah, so it's 1957, and that's from Oakdale, bud.
Jess Hooker
So that didn't take off.
Tom
Yeah, apparently that didn't. I can see why that didn't work.
Jess Hooker
I mean, it would work, but I can see why women wouldn't want to do it.
Tom
I mean, how would you know but lift your skin if you were wearing pants?
Jess Hooker
Well, that's what I'm saying. Back in 57, a lot of ladies.
Chick McGee
Wore skirts at the time, so pants on women.
Tom
Bear with me for a second. So you walk up, you face the wall. If you're wearing a dress, you hike up your dress. Then what do you do with your underwear?
Jess Hooker
You just pull it to the side.
Tom
You pull to the side then.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, just like you're baby.
Tom
Then you have to reach down there and kind of aim with. You have to kind of adjust.
Christy Lee
No, we don't have anything to aim with.
Jess Hooker
We don't have little.
Tom
I mean, you can take two ego.
Jess Hooker
Have you seen a woman than.
Pat Godwin
He keeps it dark.
Christy Lee
No face to face.
Tom
I only know it by. I only know it by mouth feel.
Chick McGee
Man. You know what? I. I really. I really do hope that's true. That you are. You just you're just a master of cunningus. I, I, I would. That would make me so happy.
Jess Hooker
Stay focused that long, you know.
Chick McGee
He a good argument.
Pat Godwin
Should I be doing the alpha people pet or something?
Tom
I.
Chick McGee
What did. Oh, circles.
Tom
I got, I got lost. I got lost.
Pat Godwin
Should I change this up a bit?
Chick McGee
I don't know what I'm. They grab her ass? I don't know. Let me think.
Jeff Oskay
Just spell out the wordle word from this morning.
Chick McGee
W. Oh, that's good. D.
Jess Hooker
Sorry, Tom.
Tom
No, no, these are.
Chick McGee
I know why we just can't make a. Make a baby and get out of here. I have to do.
Pat Godwin
Have to do this miner's cap.
Tom
Thanks. Thanks for the nice letter. We certainly appreciate it. Yes, that's interesting. I But that must be one of those things that they thought this is going to take off and it didn't. Yep, it looks like it would be. I don't see how it would work at all.
Jess Hooker
I see how it would work, but I don't think I wouldn't use it like I feel.
Jeff Oskay
Urinals are like a space saver as well.
Jess Hooker
Right.
Jeff Oskay
And that takes two toilets put together.
Chick McGee
This just dawned on me, Tom. I think you'll agree the reason these female urinals have not caught on is because guys would sneak in there, there and do a major transaction in the female urinal and it would just lay there and then they'd walk, they'd walk away.
Tom
Can you show me the picture? Picture again? Those are not. I forgot to mention this. They're not in stalls, right. They're just up against a wall.
Jess Hooker
They're in a stall. You can see the wall.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah. You can't see.
Tom
Oh, okay. I was going to say because that would, that may be why it didn't take off.
Chick McGee
I don't know why I, I didn't think that. Of course they're facing the wall because that's the definition of urinal. You face the wall, right? Yeah.
Tom
Odd. Interesting.
Chick McGee
Do you ever. On the toilet, Tom, at home, do you ever face the wall?
Jess Hooker
She sandwich on the tank.
Chick McGee
You, you misbehaved and she makes you face the wall.
Tom
I don't, I'm, I'm trying to think in the history of my life. I see you and I've driven the porcelain bus while vomiting. I have never actually done a, done a reverse.
Chick McGee
Calling the dinosaurs a, a reverse. I see you 10 or 11 years old with your sad sack comic book out there on the tank and you're just, just having a, having the best sit down of your life.
Tom
No no, your comic. Your imagination is. I certainly. I'm sure I probably read a sad sack comic once on the toilet. But not sitting backwards. Now, we did begin the week with my odd story about the Philadelphia airport when I walked in the men's room and there was a guy side saddle on the toilet. I have since figured out what that was. What?
Jess Hooker
Well, we don't want to talk about that.
Chick McGee
Doesn't mean that's.
Jess Hooker
You don't know for sure that's what it was.
Tom
But I do think I know. I've received a number of letters explaining what it was. You're looking at me like I'm crazy.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, I didn't hear this.
Tom
I walk. I walk in the bathroom at the Philadelphia airport.
Chick McGee
Okay, Was this before or after your interaction with the TSA lady?
Tom
Oh, yeah, it was after. I'd already gotten through customs and the whole deal. Okay. And by the way, I was barely welcomed back into my own country by a very pissy immigration guy. Anyway, I'm back. I was born here. Here's my photograph, my passport, my golden retriever. I pay way too much. I pay way too much in taxes.
Jeff Oskay
He acts like they don't have a computer system that they can mark him on.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, like, I thought you had a.
Jeff Oskay
Hard time getting back in the country this time. Wait till next time.
Chick McGee
Do you know, this was, like, two or three years ago, I realized they don't even need your boarding pass anymore. When you go through tsa, they just run. They just run your license and they go. They know where you are, what you're doing, and how much you're spending.
Jess Hooker
I think that's why we.
Tom
Well, they got the eyeball thing going, too.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, the eyeball thing.
Tom
Yeah.
Chick McGee
On the clear thing, but, yeah.
Tom
So I walk in the men's room, and as you know, the stalls, the doors are above, about a foot off the ground.
Christy Lee
Right.
Tom
So I walk in. I look straight ahead. Not. I'm not. Not like I'm trying to find it. And I can see this guy's got these super bright, colorful shoes on, but they're facing sideways.
Jess Hooker
Okay.
Tom
So the guy's obviously sitting side saddle on a toilet.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Tom
So I. I don't know. I. I was.
Christy Lee
What did.
Jess Hooker
What did people tell you it was a medical issue?
Tom
I think it may have been a medical issue involving a colostomy bag emptying, maybe. That would be it. I. That's my only explanation. That's the best explanation I've heard.
Christy Lee
I'm glad we revisited it.
Tom
Well, no, it takes all the comedy I Was, I thought it was some, you know, weird kink.
Jess Hooker
Well, no, not the guy was watching videos, but this little fate with his camera.
Jeff Oskay
But I also remember that's where the glory hole was and he was just waiting for a friend to pop through.
Tom
See, that's another possibility. Yeah, but the other aspect.
Jeff Oskay
Were you in Minnesota?
Tom
That's exactly where I was going with my conversation. Remember the famous story of some politician allegedly had the, the so called wide stance? He was sitting in a toilet and he kicked the guy's foot next to him and they. Oh, yes, this apparently was some. There was also homosexual encounter.
Chick McGee
And the code word I think was slurp. Slurp. Remember?
Christy Lee
Yeah, you're not helping.
Tom
Okay, I'm sorry. So we, we can move on from there, but yeah, if that's what the guy was doing, that's so be it. Yes. All right.
Chick McGee
Do you have to change the bags? I just thought, I just thought.
Jess Hooker
You got a new bag, you clean them out.
Chick McGee
No, no, no. I know you would have to, but I would think you'd just get a whole new bag. I don't think they're reusable.
Christy Lee
I, I think you're right. Maybe you can empty it if you're in a situation.
Tom
I mean, God bless the guy for dealing with it. I didn't, I didn't know. I just, I thought there might be some comedy there. Clearly there isn't.
Chick McGee
Is this a choice you can make? You can go to colostomy bags instead of actually putting up with the mus and fuss of using the toilet?
Tom
Well, no, I, I.
Jess Hooker
Why would you do that?
Chick McGee
Convenience. You wouldn't have to stay in bed all night. You wouldn't have to leave the. You stay in bed all night, you wouldn't have to leave the glow of the television.
Jess Hooker
I have way too much.
Pat Godwin
Never leave a movie theater because of.
Jess Hooker
My father in law. And it's not a pleasant.
Tom
Of course.
Pat Godwin
A pleasant time.
Tom
I remember I told you the story in the early days of radio. We'd had to read, we had to read those random public service announcements and they would just come across.
Chick McGee
You have a colostomy bag.
Jess Hooker
What?
Tom
No, no, it was the Ostomate Society or whatever it was called.
Chick McGee
Oh, they would meet. Yeah, they had.
Tom
And I, and I didn't know what it was. These guys, these guys with hands. What is this? Right.
Chick McGee
That would be like an octopus.
Tom
Yeah. I did that on the air thinking how clever and funny it was. Yikes. Sorry.
Jess Hooker
Get reprimanded.
Tom
Yeah, no, it's my own fault. I didn't know, but maybe they should put an explanation on the announcement so I wouldn't screw it up. And I'm sorry. Time now to check in with the Sporting Scene. If you're just joining us. Hello. How are you? This is the Bob and Tom show coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That's Chick Magee at the Sports desk. What's happening?
Chick McGee
Well, first we have one more letter from Tom. From Ethan. Ethan, Tom, I wouldn't mention this, but I think this is something you're really going to want to try.
Tom
Okay.
Chick McGee
And I. I'm pretty sure you'll enjoy it. Dear Tom, I am a daily listener. However, I've missed the last two weeks due to being away on my honeymoon. I was wondering if you could do a new segment called Things We Learned in the Last Two Weeks or so so I can get up to speed on what I missed. And given that Josh has now quit, he's not here to oppose the segment. Segment. Thank you in advance, Ethan from Illinois.
Tom
Well, thanks, Ethan.
Chick McGee
How does that sound to you, Tom?
Tom
I. I think maybe we need to move on, but. Yeah. Josh always hated the Things We Learned segment.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Tom
Stan bringing up that topic.
Chick McGee
There's nothing funnier than him yelling at you. I thought it was me. I thought it was me yelling at you. But he took it to new heights.
Tom
What do you think the best stories we've had in the last two weeks.
Jess Hooker
Oh, my God. No, I'm gonna do this is.
Tom
Well, the guy. The guy that set himself on fire and rode the motorcycle.
Chick McGee
Let me tell you something. Never let it be. This question should never be asked. Does Chick know what he's doing? I think the answer is yes. Go ahead, Tom.
Tom
The boomerang story. Is that the one you like the most? Any stories that. How about this? What. What song, Pat, that you did in the last two weeks you think was the best one?
Pat Godwin
All them were fantastic. They were all tens. I don't know. I don't remember. I move on.
Chick McGee
We move forward.
Christy Lee
Yesterday's the first one you did.
Tom
Oh, the one he wrote spontaneously.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Let's do that.
Tom
That was great.
Pat Godwin
What was it called?
Tom
It was the one we did the. I remember brand new feature in not chat GPT but Pat GPT. We gave you just a few minutes to write a brand new song.
Jess Hooker
Yep.
Tom
And it was based on a news story. It was about a news story about the. The first boomerang. I think that.
Jess Hooker
Yeah. The world's oldest known boomerang, older than scientists once believed, now estimated to be between 39,000 and 42,000 years old.
Tom
Cold.
Jess Hooker
But it was used for hunting, not sport. So it did not come back.
Pat Godwin
Did not come back Throw it at some critter.
Jess Hooker
It was in Poland that they discovered.
Pat Godwin
Won't come back this boomerang won't come back 40,000 years old maybe this relic had a crack once upon a time it came back around but this one falls right to the ground oh, who really needs that? Who really needs that boomerang should come back maybe it was used for hunting. Caveman on the attack. Won't come back Won't come back Won't come back Won't come back Won't come back Lovely.
Tom
That's great.
Christy Lee
It's really good.
Chick McGee
And speaking of Poland, that goes with Wimbledon. Igasweitek, who's, I think, from Poland. She bowls. I know that. The women's final at Wimbledon. It'll be Amanda Asamova, who's from New Jersey. Oddly enough, she's American. And Igasuitek are the women's finalists. Semifinals today. Novak. Oh, Sir Djokovic.
Tom
Mitch.
Chick McGee
Not loud enough. And Yannick Sinner and Carlos escape from Alcaraz and Taylor Fritz in the other semi.
Tom
Okay, Asamuva. Yeah, that. That got me. Gave me a chance to introduce a great song to you guys you'd never heard before.
Chick McGee
No, it was a song. All right.
Tom
You don't like this? You ever heard this one, Ms. Hooker?
Chick McGee
Great organization.
Tom
A little bit of a Ray Charles. Remember this one? Yeah. She's about to move.
Christy Lee
I really do. This was in a movie from my childhood. I know.
Tom
It was.
Christy Lee
It was.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Christy Lee
I'll have to look it up, but, yeah, I'm. I'm pretty certain it was. Yeah, I know that song.
Tom
The Sir Douglas Quintet. Their other big hit was called Mendocino. Yeah. Anybody remember that one?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I like that.
Christy Lee
I don't know that one.
Chick McGee
I'd love to hear Mendocino.
Pat Godwin
I like Mendocino a lot.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I need to be reminded of.
Tom
Here it is. Wait a minute.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Yeah, here it is.
Tom
Yeah. Douglas Quintet is back. We'd like to thank all of our beautiful live version. All the beautiful vibrations.
Chick McGee
All right, motor mouth.
Tom
Remember, technically, I think probably 18 is. 18 is technically a teenager. Yeah. Mendocino. Great song.
Chick McGee
Mendocino was the prison that he had to go to. He did. He did a five spot. Five spot. Mendocino.
Tom
I remember. I didn't understand a word of that song when I. I was a kid. I didn't understand that Mendocino was a place.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, it's in California.
Tom
Yeah, I didn't know that it was a hit song though. Was good, but yeah, it was a hit song. She's about to Move. It's a great song.
Chick McGee
Number one.
Jess Hooker
Is that the name of the song? She's about a mover.
Pat Godwin
What does it mean?
Tom
She's about a mover? Yes, she's. I mean, I'm sure we could do an acoustic version with proper diction. It wouldn't really have the. The fun feel.
Chick McGee
Does that mean she's about a mova? Does that mean she moves during sex? Is that what that means?
Tom
No, it's not that literal.
Chick McGee
Huh.
Christy Lee
She's a dancer.
Tom
It's poetic. It could mean whatever it means to you. It could mean to anyone.
Chick McGee
That's not that.
Tom
Unfortunately, they did not sell that to the Metamucil people. That would be really inappropriate.
Chick McGee
Not too late.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, she's a bow move.
Tom
Yeah, it'd be awful. It'll happen. Okay. Okay. Now let's. What's coming up in the world of sports?
Chick McGee
Coming up, Coming up, We got Christy.
Tom
Okay.
Jess Hooker
No, you got sports. Are you done?
Chick McGee
I already did my naked bowling. That was my big. Oh yeah, big home run of the morning.
Jess Hooker
Penis shaped housing developments. We have guys and gals having sex in an rv.
Chick McGee
I hope nothing but skyscrapers at the Penis Village. Right?
Jess Hooker
We'll find out.
Tom
And Joey Chestnut will be joining us. The world champion eater, the man who has the belt again, winning it in July 4th, of course, at the Nathan's Hot Dog Competition. Joey will be joining us in the studio shortly, so hang out with us. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
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Christy Lee
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Tom
Whether it's a voice call message or.
Christy Lee
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Chick McGee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.
Jess Hooker
Hello.
Chick McGee
There's Pat Godwin.
Pat Godwin
Hey, chick.
Chick McGee
Jess Hooker.
Tom
Hello.
Chick McGee
Jeff Oskay. Hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. There's Ace Cosby. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the part parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick. Hello Tom.
Tom
You walk down up to me and said, hey, big boy, what's your name? Oh, just singing a little bit of. A little bit of the Sir Douglas Quintet. Ladies and gentlemen. We just because we had. What's her name? Maria Asanova. What was it?
Chick McGee
Her actual name is Anissa Mova and she's from New Jersey. See, I'm not sure which exit she's.
Tom
Going to be in the finals at finals at Wimbledon for the ladies.
Chick McGee
Yes, she is. And Djokovic and center today and also escape from Alcaraz and Taylor Fritz. And then Sunday will be the men's. Tomorrow will be the ladies.
Tom
Okay, very good, very good.
Chick McGee
Now what else we got? A couple of WNBA scores and we'll get to Christie in Minnesota. Beat the Sparks 9182 Washington over Vegas 70, 68. And that as we leave you with this this morning, that is sports.
Tom
Shut that door.
Chick McGee
That's right.
Tom
But I have a question. I brought this up earlier. Yeah. What set of athletes would you want to see naked the most there. And we brought this up because we have the. In Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, tomorrow evening, there's the nude. The nude bowling event, I believe. Naked bowling at the. At the Crafton Ingram lanes beginning at 7 o' clock tomorrow evening. Tickets still available. You have to. Nudity is required.
Chick McGee
Well, you know, wrestling of course was naked early on in the Olympics. Right.
Tom
But I'm seeing of contemporary athletes. Who do you think are the best looking naked? Christie, your thoughts?
Jess Hooker
I said gymnast, but you guys fought me on that. Our producer Jason had beach volleyball. That's. Volleyball's pretty strong and I've said this for year.
Chick McGee
How do they get away making the ladies wear what they wear and then the guys wear what they wear?
Jess Hooker
I don't know.
Chick McGee
Yes, I know obviously. But why won't the ladies stand up and go we should absolutely wear the same guys. Maybe they like it.
Christy Lee
They work really hard for that body.
Jeff Oskay
There actually was some, some countries team. Female team. They. Well that last year I believe, wasn't it Muslim country girls asked to wear.
Chick McGee
Different and they allowed them while not practiced in modern Olympics. There are several sports where nudity would not be out of place. Especially considering historical precedent.
Tom
Baseball, running. Except for the catcher. I mean, come on.
Chick McGee
Oh, I thought you wanted to. To talk about this.
Jess Hooker
No, he, he. He doesn't.
Chick McGee
Running. Swimming, wrestling.
Tom
Now running. We had the guy. Remember the hurdler?
Jess Hooker
How could I forget?
Tom
We had the hurdler a couple of weeks ago. The guy, he had the same name as a famous rock star.
Jess Hooker
He should be starring in movies with BBC, doing.
Tom
Doing the hurdles. And his schlong came flying out. Still one, and he won. Hurdler named Chris Robinson. You haven't seen this. I need to look it up.
Pat Godwin
Find it for you.
Jess Hooker
You'll get to see it on the big screen.
Chick McGee
He's a hurdler, and he's wearing white shorts and a white top. And there's no missing it.
Tom
Okay. He's a black gentleman, and it. And it. It flies out.
Jeff Oskay
Okay, as a reminder, we have a YouTube show every night at 8pm and there is a video of Christy watching the hurdler jump and her mouth just agape and just little trickles of drool.
Jess Hooker
Anything like this coming out the side.
Jeff Oskay
Be sure to check that out.
Tom
Yeah, but again, in your opinion, Ms. Hooker, what athletes, male and female, would be the best while naked?
Christy Lee
I. I have to. I have to go on my brand of guy, and that is a dad bod. So I'm gonna go like a lineman, a football player.
Tom
Wow, that's unusual.
Christy Lee
It's not unusual.
Chick McGee
Like the shot.
Christy Lee
A lot of women who like big.
Chick McGee
Guys, shot put, discus, stuff like that.
Tom
Okay, ladies, you'd like to see them.
Pat Godwin
I'm with Jason on this one. Volleyball's hot.
Tom
Thought.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, that's.
Jess Hooker
I was surprised. I thought you would say pickleball.
Pat Godwin
Oh, well, pickleball is not golf.
Christy Lee
I thought you'd say golf.
Chick McGee
Tom, when are you going to start playing pickleball?
Jess Hooker
I know. I can't.
Chick McGee
Just boring us to death with pickleball.
Tom
I am not going to tell you about what I do. He's playing.
Chick McGee
We just. Are you playing?
Jess Hooker
He's playing.
Chick McGee
We just spent 20 minutes on spoons.
Jess Hooker
He's playing pickleball.
Pat Godwin
I don't know if you can with your. Busted.
Tom
I can. I'm not very good. Good. But I can play.
Chick McGee
Are you playing pickleball?
Jess Hooker
Yeah. Yep.
Pat Godwin
Are you playing pickleball?
Chick McGee
Admit it.
Tom
In my driveway.
Chick McGee
Did you get.
Christy Lee
They invented pickleball in the neighborhood.
Chick McGee
Can I get. Can I. This is guy talk. Okay. Me and you. Did you get laid out of it? You know. Oh, you were so.
Tom
You.
Chick McGee
We were playing doubles and you rescued me.
Tom
Yeah, that's exactly how it sounds. You must have been watching.
Pat Godwin
You were so close. Close to the.
Tom
Did we ever find the hurdler? No, we can't seem to find it.
Christy Lee
Okay, I can look it up on my phone.
Jess Hooker
Well, I think they might have pulled the video.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, very graphic.
Christy Lee
So what's the. What should I Google here? Big black.
Jess Hooker
No, don't do that.
Tom
The guy's name is. The guy's name is Chris Robinson. Oh, okay. Not the. Not the singer. Right.
Christy Lee
Chris Robinson. Hurdler.
Tom
The event was a couple weeks ago and it just flew out of his pants.
Christy Lee
Unedited is one of the options.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, you want that one edited?
Tom
Your phone may not be big enough.
Chick McGee
All its glory.
Tom
Okay, now, Ms. Hooker is now watching it. He's only about five or six steps into the race when the thing flies out.
Jess Hooker
Yeah. And he tries to put it back in, which is even funnier.
Tom
And he does win, by the way.
Christy Lee
Oh, that's good. Yeah, he does win, so it doesn't slow him down.
Pat Godwin
Wins by. By a nose.
Chick McGee
Wow.
Jeff Oskay
Wins by a head.
Christy Lee
Oh, this is an interview with him and him watching the video.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Christy Lee
He's got a big smile on his face.
Jess Hooker
Of course he does.
Chick McGee
And he's got a showing. Everybody got a big smile on.
Tom
By the way. He was so big. He finished first and second. That's a. That is a. That is a big man. Okay, let's move forward.
Christy Lee
Hey, now, there it was. Okay.
Chick McGee
All right. Okay.
Christy Lee
Holy cow, it's there. He's trying to adjust it. He's trying to hide it.
Tom
In the middle of the race. He reaches down and tries to. Tries to wrangle. Wrangle the thing.
Chick McGee
He knows that it's coming out.
Christy Lee
Brief moment, moment. Shouldn't you. Shouldn't you wear briefs? Like a maybe size down brief?
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Tom
We finally have the shot up there. There it is. And then.
Jess Hooker
Oh, yeah, look at that. Oh, my God.
Jeff Oskay
That's not even hit him in the chin.
Chick McGee
No, that's not angry.
Jess Hooker
No, he's a shower. Imagine as a girl.
Chick McGee
That's the thing. It ain't no better.
Christy Lee
Oh, my God.
Tom
Yeah, well, he must have done it on purpose because he's wearing. He's wearing short shorts and white.
Jess Hooker
White.
Christy Lee
Well, that's what they wear. That's.
Tom
No, but I mean.
Chick McGee
Oh, now we have the. We have an isolated frozen shot O right there.
Christy Lee
That touches his belly button. Yeah, that touches his belly.
Pat Godwin
Now that is freaking.
Chick McGee
I'd like to speak on behalf of small penis men everywhere.
Pat Godwin
I am with you on this one.
Chick McGee
That's disgusting.
Pat Godwin
That is wrong.
Chick McGee
That's awful.
Christy Lee
It's something. It's not what ladies like.
Jess Hooker
Now you know why I was shoot.
Chick McGee
That guy right now.
Tom
It's lucky it wasn't a relay because the guy might have behind him or.
Chick McGee
In front of him.
Tom
Might have thought it was the baton.
Jess Hooker
Grab the wrong thing's too big.
Tom
Wow. Okay, well, let's move forward here. Christy, what's coming up, coming up.
Jess Hooker
Oh, what?
Christy Lee
I need to excuse myself?
Tom
I know. We got our guest. Joey Chestnut, world champion eater, will be our in studio guest shortly.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, we have a interesting pubic hair story this morning.
Chick McGee
I wonder how many. Never mind.
Jess Hooker
What?
Tom
And we got the cares.
Chick McGee
Joey's eaten over the years. What do you think, Tom?
Jess Hooker
Oh, come on.
Pat Godwin
We never got to our larvae store yesterday.
Jess Hooker
Yesterday.
Chick McGee
We gotta.
Tom
Yeah, we do. We do that.
Chick McGee
You know, there's a new Barbie movie coming.
Jess Hooker
Oh, a new movie?
Chick McGee
Yeah, with Sydney Sweeney. And she plays. She plays booby Barbie. Have you seen.
Jess Hooker
Are you.
Chick McGee
Are you Torpedo Barbie? It's booby.
Tom
Booby Barbie.
Pat Godwin
She got some boobs.
Chick McGee
Have you seen Sweeney? You gotta look that up.
Tom
Yeah, there's a legit new Barbie doll out there that's kind of interesting. We've got a great story coming out of West Virginia. They know how to rock there. I'll tell you what, we got a rock. Vehicle pulled over. Apparently a double moving violation. Naked and yikes. We'll talk about that when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.
Pat Godwin
Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say, Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com.
Chick McGee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. At the SILAC insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, that's right.
Chick McGee
Sorry, sorry.
Jess Hooker
Oh, that's okay. I've been forgotten before.
Chick McGee
Pat Godwin.
Pat Godwin
You got it.
Chick McGee
Jess Hooker's over there.
Tom
Hi.
Chick McGee
Hello, Jeff Osu. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.
Tom
Hello, Chick McGregor once again. If you're looking for something to do this weekend, if you're in Pennsylvania, head over to Pittsburgh for the naked bowling event. It's happening. And now yesterday we got talking about Mr. Oscar Hairy Man. Very fine, very fine night.
Chick McGee
I believe we gave him a nickname.
Tom
Couple of now, but I bring it up because we did have some interest. I was trying to find yesterday the story about the. The guy that made clothing out of hair. It turned out it was a lady.
Jess Hooker
British designer created a gown entirely out of donated pubic hair. Sarah Louise Bryan appealed for donations through social media requesting all manner of hair, Jeff, especially pubic Hair. She then worked for six months designing and crafting the gown. Ms. Bryan told Mashable that her goal with the garment was to create something more controversial than Lady Gaga's meat dress and knock Lady Gaga's designer off her throne to be the ultimate queen bee in wearable art.
Tom
Now we have a picture of it.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Tom
And it's kind of a maxi dress. I thought it might be like a skirt. That's a. It looks like it's like three feet long.
Chick McGee
And that's hard to look at.
Jess Hooker
It's like a skirt. And then she's got on a bikini top. The top made out of hair.
Tom
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Hey, Tom, that's hard to look at. And the dress is ugly, too.
Tom
Yeah, that is it. It really is disgusting, isn't it?
Chick McGee
It sure is.
Tom
But looks.
Chick McGee
Is her top like moss? Is her top made out of. Yeah, okay.
Tom
It's all made out of pubic hair.
Jess Hooker
No, thanks.
Chick McGee
Do girls get pubic hair on their boobs? I think they do, right?
Jess Hooker
What?
Tom
No.
Pat Godwin
No, there's.
Christy Lee
I mean, you could have whiskers, you.
Jess Hooker
Can have a stray nipple hair, but.
Chick McGee
You don't get pubic hairs all of a sudden. Mr. 2020 Vision over here.
Jess Hooker
But it's not.
Christy Lee
It's not pubic region.
Tom
It wouldn't be pubic hair by definition.
Jess Hooker
And it's.
Chick McGee
No. So. But they do get hair on their breasts.
Tom
Yeah, that's not our topic. Let's move forward.
Chick McGee
Got it.
Christy Lee
There's hairy breasts.
Jess Hooker
There you go.
Tom
Now see? Yeah. In this case. Yeah. It looks like. It looks like a brassiere made of human hair. It's.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Jackson Filter. Doesn't she?
Tom
What? Yeah, it's soft focus. Oh, okay. It's weird, but she looks.
Chick McGee
AI. Doesn't she, Tom? Don't you think?
Tom
Close. Yeah, I don't. That does that. That photograph of her. Yeah. There's something weird. Her. Her forehead's bulging and her eyes are.
Chick McGee
Popping out, but she looks like the sad kids in the big paintings. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right?
Tom
Yeah. But again, this was done recently, which is why it was so difficult. I mean, like, I think about. If it had been done in the 70s, would have only taken, you know, four or five people to donate.
Jess Hooker
Oh, you're saying because everybody's.
Christy Lee
Yeah, because I don't think anybody does that. I think that's over the shaving.
Chick McGee
No kidding, you think?
Christy Lee
Yeah, I think it's just personal preference. It's not a fad anymore. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you can.
Jess Hooker
No, I can do whatever you want.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Bring back the Bush.
Tom
We have a song about this. I understand.
Pat Godwin
I can do something for the dress.
Tom
So exciting.
Pat Godwin
Lady with the pube dress, pube dress, pube dress lady with the pube dress. Oh, lady with the pube dress, pube dress, pube dress lady with the pube dress on first that was Gaga's ribeye dress made out of meat. Looked like a mess. Now there's a pube dress with a bush that matches short and curlies from Strangest. It's a fraud length bush. Oh, it's the floor length bush and fast crotch hair from her boobs to her ass. Lady with the boob dress, poop. Lady with the pube dress, pube dress lady with the pube dress on everybody.
Chick McGee
Lady with the pub.
Pat Godwin
Mitch Rider, baby in the house.
Tom
Now the advantage of that now Ms. Hooker would be you wouldn't have to have to shave before the third day date.
Jess Hooker
That's true.
Chick McGee
Yeah, well, I think that is legs are primarily on. On that rule, I think.
Tom
Oh, I thought it was everything from.
Christy Lee
The waist trim everything up unless you're before a date.
Tom
What is that rule again?
Jess Hooker
The third date rule?
Tom
Yeah, you don't. You don't shave your legs prior to the third date because that way that'll be your.
Jess Hooker
And even on the third date. I mean that's a personal preference. I don't know.
Christy Lee
Yeah, we don't shave our legs because we can't control our sexual.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, that's exactly right.
Tom
Yeah, you guys made the rules.
Jess Hooker
We did not make the rules.
Chick McGee
A third date is also.
Jess Hooker
Media made the rules.
Chick McGee
Release the hounds.
Christy Lee
How long is it? Oh, I guess nobody's really dating in.
Jess Hooker
Here is how long is it?
Christy Lee
How long do people wait now?
Jess Hooker
Oh, I think it's.
Christy Lee
I feel like it's longer.
Jeff Oskay
I mean I wait till I'm in love.
Christy Lee
Shut up, Jeff.
Jess Hooker
How long does that take? Two minutes?
Jeff Oskay
I don't know.
Pat Godwin
First date for me.
Chick McGee
You're still on the fence though. Pat falls in love.
Pat Godwin
Right now.
Tom
Well, speaking of love, we have a great story coming out of West Virginia. This is and I hope. Did you get a copy of this one shot. Oh, okay. This is great.
Jess Hooker
Okay. This couple were naked and having sex in a stolen RV when they were arrested by authorities in West Virginia.
Tom
Gets better.
Jess Hooker
According to a criminal complaint, an officer pulled the vehicle over near Bluefield and spotted the driver being straddled by his female passenger. The 48 year old man, who appeared to be intoxicated, reportedly confessed that he and the 35 year old woman were naked and attempting to engage in sexual Activity while driving. In addition to finding drugs and drug paraphernalia in the rv, officers discovered that the vehicle had been reported stolen from a nearby city. They were, of course, arrested on numerous charges. During the traffic stop, a passerby yelled at. Yelled out to the patrol that the RV's occupants had switched places as he approached. Officer R.L. ham wrote in the report, quote, I inquired about their actions while the vehicle was in motion. To which the female suspect candidly responded, we were effing.
Tom
Oh, do we have the.
Jess Hooker
There they are. Yeah.
Tom
Now, as we look at the photograph, that's.
Jeff Oskay
They were in a stolen rv. Looks like the cast of Breaking. Sad, huh? Huh?
Jess Hooker
You see why I kind of thought. Thought that was two guys? Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Well, her hair is like this sideways.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, it's. Something's a weird undercut.
Tom
If I were a judge, I wouldn't even have to walk in the courtroom. Guilty.
Chick McGee
You know what, though? The guy on the right, he seems like he's got it together. Yeah, yeah. He's like, yeah, man, whatever. Yeah.
Tom
No, I think he's so stoned, can't.
Jess Hooker
Even open his eyes for the picture.
Tom
Yeah, that is. That is one ugly woman.
Christy Lee
Places.
Tom
You said.
Jess Hooker
Said. Yeah.
Christy Lee
So was he on top? And.
Jess Hooker
I don't know. I think maybe she was driving and then they switched so that she could.
Tom
Either way, that trick never works in a moving stolen rv. Yeah. They couldn't even pull over.
Jess Hooker
Why didn't they just pull over and do it in the back?
Tom
Yeah, there's a bed.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, pull over a rest stop or whatever.
Tom
Nice slappy, slappy camper.
Chick McGee
I'm sorry, Tom. What?
Tom
Slappy camper.
Chick McGee
Slappy camper.
Tom
Camper.
Christy Lee
Don't you like the. The car?
Pat Godwin
I have done it in a car.
Christy Lee
Like that while you were driving.
Pat Godwin
There's been someone.
Jess Hooker
There's been activity, but not.
Pat Godwin
I went up on the media, and it was a bit of an issue the one time.
Jess Hooker
Oh, wow. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Do you get stuck on the media?
Tom
Yeah, I did. Yeah.
Chick McGee
That can happen.
Christy Lee
Coming back from a gig, you get stuck anywhere else.
Tom
Was it a. Was it an automobile or a rv?
Pat Godwin
It was an automobile. I think it was like a Vega or something.
Tom
Oh, I see.
Jess Hooker
A Vega.
Tom
Boy, that puts a date on it right after your mom. Model. Model T. You got the Vega.
Jess Hooker
Time you had sex in a coffee.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I was 22. It was a Vega, and there was some straddling.
Chick McGee
Did you have to go down to the median, stop and then pull away or.
Pat Godwin
Oh, it was horrible. It actually got stuck on the. It was terrible.
Jess Hooker
You had to call somebody.
Pat Godwin
Cops were on the scene.
Tom
Okay. Now we doctors.
Jess Hooker
Oh, we have.
Tom
We're going to be talking with Joey Chestnut. The. The winner once again of Nathan's hot dog eating contest in July 4th. The champion once again after taking a year off for technical reasons, he's back. And how many hot was it? 70.
Chick McGee
I believe the. The record was 76. But he didn't come. You know, it was 70 this year. Still 76 a couple years ago.
Tom
Think about eating 70 hot dog. You couldn't do that in a week.
Chick McGee
Oh, hell no.
Tom
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Chick McGee
Does it say anything about the pajamas you choose? Define sexual preference.
Tom
Why would you mention that?
Chick McGee
Because you announced to the room during the last commercial that you wear Lululemon.
Tom
Shorts to bed every night.
Chick McGee
You were saying, and we were all fascinated.
Jeff Oskay
Does your boyfriend find those cute?
Chick McGee
Yeah. You and Your little Lululemon.
Tom
You were so saying your.
Chick McGee
Your juicy ass cheeks hanging out.
Tom
You were saying that the, the guy, that athlete, that they. There was a lining in those shorts. I said, no, there isn't. Every night.
Jeff Oskay
A lot of running shorts have liners.
Jess Hooker
A lot of them.
Tom
Well, I don't have running shorts. I have a. I wear the same shorts to bed all the time.
Chick McGee
And what are they?
Tom
They're called Lululemon.
Chick McGee
Damn right they are.
Tom
Store at the mall. I bought a pair of silk. I don't know what they are. They're just nice.
Jess Hooker
Oh, they're just overpriced.
Chick McGee
You go, girl.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, my gosh.
Chick McGee
Aren't you. Aren't you a pretty little thing?
Jeff Oskay
Man, I feel like a woman.
Tom
Well, I see that.
Chick McGee
I'm going to make the bacon and cook it up in the pan.
Tom
I. They came. They. I got them for free with my Blue Boy prescription subscription.
Chick McGee
No, no, it's a. I don't know about you. Mine's a prescription. I got to have it. I got to have.
Tom
Is that still published? I don't even know.
Chick McGee
I don't think so.
Tom
So sorry. Coming up, Joey chested if he. Maybe he decides he doesn't want to come in now. And other delights from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.
Jess Hooker
Hello.
Chick McGee
There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Jeff Oskay is here. There's Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. I'm Chick McGee and Tom, we have member of the family special guest. Here he is.
Tom
He is Jaws. He is the world champion eater. He is Joey Chestnut.
Jess Hooker
Congratulations.
Tom
Hello, Joey. Thank you. Good to be back once again, Joey, regaining the title. You didn't lose last year. You just did not participate due to some technical.
Joey Chestnut
Yeah, I was banned temporarily. I guess I like to eat a bunch of things. And there was some conflicts.
Chick McGee
We figured it out.
Tom
I noticed that the ratings skyrocketed this year.
Joey Chestnut
Oh, yeah, they definitely went up. I. Yeah, that, That's. I think that's good for everybody. It wasn't. Not just me. It was. Everybody worked together on that.
Jess Hooker
Well, how many competitive eaters can you name besides Joey Chestnut? Thank you.
Tom
Well, I was gonna say.
Chick McGee
Well, there's Obayashi.
Joey Chestnut
He retired anymore.
Chick McGee
What about Piggy McCorkle? Remember him? Oh, boy. Remember Piggy? Piggy could put it away.
Tom
I've got. I've got lots of questions. But first, of all. Again, congratulations. And I was at 70 hot dogs.
Joey Chestnut
70.5.
Tom
Oh.
Joey Chestnut
Oh, man, it was. It was nice to get back in the 70s. Didn't quite make a run at the record at 76, but.
Tom
Is that your record? Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Why didn't they round up? Come on, be nice.
Joey Chestnut
It's because people are betting on it. Those. Those gambling sites made money because some of them had the over, under, above 70 and a half.
Jess Hooker
Are you serious?
Joey Chestnut
People think I did it on purpose? I, like. No, I was just.
Chick McGee
You know, Tom, we had. We haven't gotten a chance to talk about this. All professional athletes all across the board are experiencing threatening behavior on the part of fans. Slash, people betting on their games.
Tom
This is a big problem.
Joey Chestnut
Big requests. I lost money on this.
Chick McGee
Yeah, maybe you could have eaten two more hot dogs. Joey, come here. I want to show you my trunk. You know, stuff like that. Yes.
Tom
I remember in the early days prior to this problem, I can remember Peyton Manning in here telling us that it started to bug him when people would come up to him instead of wanting to know about any particular game. They were upset about certain stats because of their fantasy football team.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah.
Tom
Which he had bugged him because they'd kind of lost the meaning of. Of team sports.
Jess Hooker
Right.
Tom
Because it was all about that. But yeah, that's. That is. That is kind of a weird problem. But, Joey, I'm looking at some of the stats here. Now, you did eat 70 and a half hot dogs, so you received your 17th mustard belt. Yeah. Now, do you get a new one each time or does that same one get passed away?
Joey Chestnut
Yeah, I got. I got a new one. I have a bunch of them.
Tom
Where do you keep them?
Joey Chestnut
They're all throughout the house. A couple friends have. Have them in their restaurants, but it's nice to have new one.
Chick McGee
Oh, that's cool.
Tom
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Well, endorsed by hot dog stands.
Joey Chestnut
They're definitely bars.
Tom
And I have lots of questions, but we were talking about something that's kind of off topic earlier, which was this. This naked bowling event tomorrow. We were asking what athletes would be the. The sexiest, I guess, to see naked your fellow competitors. Would any of them be. Do you think you'd want to see them nude?
Joey Chestnut
I was picturing things in my head and.
Tom
I don't think. Okay, no, okay.
Jeff Oskay
You've never competed naked.
Joey Chestnut
I don't think ratings would go up.
Tom
Now, I bring this up because now Pat Godwin right over there sitting next to you, has actually performed at a nudist colony. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
And a nude cruise, too.
Tom
Yeah. And a nude cruise.
Joey Chestnut
Did you have to go nude?
Chick McGee
No.
Pat Godwin
Thank God.
Tom
That was.
Jess Hooker
I never thought about it. You never even once went, maybe I'll just.
Pat Godwin
No, no, no, no. I'm way too modest for that, really.
Chick McGee
Does that run.
Tom
Show off.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Tom
You'd have your guitar, though.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, that would work out better for me.
Jess Hooker
Y.
Tom
You could.
Pat Godwin
Casey Musgraves went on SNL completely naked with a guitar.
Chick McGee
Have you ever seen the video of. It's a. It's a documentary on Netflix right now. The Red Hot Chili Peppers were at Woodstock 99, and Flea was absolutely not naked. And he held the healed. I think they held the base, right? No, no, no. Flea was absolutely naked. I've seen it.
Tom
Yep.
Chick McGee
Woodstock 99. Absolutely.
Tom
And he's a great bass player.
Chick McGee
And every now and then you see the olive Flea.
Jess Hooker
Oh, really?
Chick McGee
He has the bass on front of his. Yeah, he represents himself pretty well.
Jess Hooker
Oh, he does.
Chick McGee
And they have played with Sock. There was a.
Tom
The Sock. I've seen that.
Jess Hooker
So maybe that's why he's not embarrassed.
Tom
Joy, this is unlike any interview interview you've ever done where people go the same old questions. So how soon do you go to the bathroom? Joey. No, no. We're asking about doing the show nude.
Jess Hooker
Do you think guys that are growers, not showers, are not as inclined to be nudists?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Or do you think guys don't care?
Pat Godwin
They don't. They don't. Nudists don't care about it.
Jess Hooker
They don't care.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom
Yeah.
Joey Chestnut
The older you get, the more. Yeah. You don't care about.
Pat Godwin
They don't care.
Jess Hooker
Really?
Tom
Yeah.
Joey Chestnut
Have you ever been to the gym?
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Those dudes in the gym, those old guys do not care.
Tom
And they're not showing anything.
Pat Godwin
They are shaving at the shank with it. At the same.
Tom
I. And. And Pat and I know. At the same gym, there was the guy that was always blowing dry his nether regions.
Jess Hooker
I'm sorry, what was he doing blowing dry his nether?
Tom
Using the blow dryer. What are they called?
Jess Hooker
Blow dryer.
Tom
The hair dryers down there. Needless to say, I don't have a dryer.
Chick McGee
I believe.
Tom
Yeah. And they had to put up a sign asking people not to do that because that's. I don't know. But I mean. Yeah. You talk about elastic lack of. They just don't care.
Jess Hooker
Modesty.
Tom
This guy's up there, you know, talking about how he should be running an NBA team.
Chick McGee
Well, as you've said, you know, he probably put his hand in a mess of goo that used to be his friend. And Charlie came along. You know, he doesn't care about anything.
Tom
He's got every right to do that. Well, we're joined by Joey Chestnut, professional eater. And when did you set the record? When did you do this? Set? Was it 76 hot dogs?
Joey Chestnut
Oh, my gosh, I think that was 2000 in 2021.
Tom
Now, are you aware that next year July 4th is A, A Saturday and B, 250. 250. So it's, I mean, it's going to be huge.
Chick McGee
You gotta eat 250 hot dogs.
Jess Hooker
No, but I mean, you gotta get.
Tom
76, I would think. Yeah.
Joey Chestnut
At least match the record, right?
Jess Hooker
Exactly.
Tom
You're really gonna be under a lot of pressure just telling you now. So you might want to start not eating for a while just to keep yourself.
Joey Chestnut
I'm coming up with a plan. If you watch the video, I looked a little bit chill, chubby, and I. I'm gonna figure it out.
Jess Hooker
You think you were too chubby to eat?
Joey Chestnut
You know, I, you know, I've been kind of lazy. I haven't been running ever since. Remember I had that leg injury?
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Joey Chestnut
And I, I just, I haven't got my cardio back.
Chick McGee
Oh, that's right. The holidays fell on your foot. Remember that.
Tom
Now, Joy, I have a money making idea for your friends that run this thing. Okay. We've spoken to them.
Joey Chestnut
All right.
Tom
Who's the one we talked to? The younger brother, right.
Joey Chestnut
Oh, that's rich.
Tom
Rich, yeah.
Jess Hooker
Good looking dude, very articulate.
Tom
And it really sounds like his parents would have said to him, as smart and articulate as you are, you know, maybe you should be, I don't know, helping to write stuff for the President of the United States. But you're talking about hot dogs. So here's my idea. Now, if you're watching the super bowl, the game's over. What happens to the coach of the Super Bowl? They dump Gatorade on it. Yeah, hear me out on the this. Somebody should step up. I would think it would be one of the mustard companies should step up and someone should come up with a giant thing of mustard and dump it on the winner. Just think of the publicity they would get.
Jess Hooker
No, but think about how gross that would be for the person that has to be dumped on.
Tom
They're give Joey a taste when he walks up to the mustard people. What's the most famous mustard? Probably you go up to the French's people. Joey Chestnut for French's mustard. They got you in the commercial covered in mustard. I'm saying a small taste. Hundreds of thousands.
Chick McGee
Mustard stains, I believe. I mean.
Joey Chestnut
Yeah, the guy would be died.
Tom
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom
Just don't understand how much money is at stake here.
Chick McGee
What if Kobayashi.
Jess Hooker
Not enough money.
Tom
Kobayashi's retired. Joey's gonna win. The question is, can you do 76 hot dogs on the 250th anniversary of this great country of ours?
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Tom
I'm just telling you, I think it's a great idea. Just run it by him. No fee from me. I just suggested. I mean, it could be ketchup. That would be controversial. Special. Because ketchup on hot dogs, that's a big controversy.
Jess Hooker
Do relish.
Tom
You could. You could do whatever.
Chick McGee
Sweet relish.
Tom
Whatever works.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Tom
Now you. You dunk your hot dogs in water and your buns. Excuse me. Right, yeah.
Joey Chestnut
Just. Just the buns. I get the buns wet.
Tom
No, you could always talk to the Gatorade folks.
Jess Hooker
Dunk them in Gatorade.
Tom
Christy, do you understand how money works?
Joey Chestnut
I mean, you can do a lot for money.
Tom
Yeah.
Chick McGee
If somebody. I'll take that. Yeah, I know.
Tom
If someone said to Mr. Chestnut, instead of ducking him in water, if you dunk him in Gatorade, we're going to give you 100,000 bucks. And he would go sign here. No, I would.
Joey Chestnut
I would make it work.
Tom
Okay. As. I'm just saying whole.
Joey Chestnut
Make it wide.
Tom
Okay. If you're just joining us. Hello. Thanks for joining us. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. That is Christie Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Let's get to some news.
Jess Hooker
Joey, have you ever done a cereal eating contest?
Joey Chestnut
I've never done cereal.
Jess Hooker
Well, we have cereal in the news because the Ferrero Group, known globally for Nutella and Kinder Chocolates, is expanding into the breakfast cereal market. They've agreed to purchase Kellogg in a deal worth $3 billion.
Chick McGee
I was just gonna say it has to be in the billions. Right.
Jess Hooker
The acquisition includes popular names like Froot Loops, Frosted Flakes and many Wheat meats.
Tom
I'm a fan.
Joey Chestnut
Honey Bunches of Oats.
Chick McGee
That's my favorite.
Jess Hooker
That's everybody's favorite cereal, isn't it?
Chick McGee
Honey Nut Cheerios. Man. It begins and ends there.
Tom
Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Joey Chestnut
Oh, that's Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Tom
That is.
Jess Hooker
That's like. That's like having a bowl of sugar every morning.
Tom
Exactly.
Joey Chestnut
It's pretty much dessert in the morning.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom
Who makes that one? Do you know? Is that. That isn't Kellogg's, is it?
Jess Hooker
I don't Know, post. I. I'd have to look it up. I can see the buy box now.
Tom
Is. Are they gonna. Aren't they based in Battle Creek, Michigan?
Pat Godwin
I think so, yes.
Tom
But, yeah, I'm a. I'm a big cereal guy. Eat cereal every morning.
Chick McGee
Well, I think, because Joey's General Mills.
Jess Hooker
Is Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Tom
Okay.
Chick McGee
Joey Chestnut's trade is. Is food. Perhaps you could share with Joey your process which you make your cereal every morning.
Tom
I. Every morning I have a bowl of Half Grape Nuts and. And Corn Flakes.
Chick McGee
What about no Shredded Wheat anymore?
Tom
I've switched. Oh, I do have. I do have Shredded Wheat occasionally, but.
Joey Chestnut
You put a banana in there.
Tom
I. If I had time, I would.
Chick McGee
No, no. Get a load of this. What do you do to the Shredded Wheat, Tom?
Tom
We take Shredded Wheat. It comes in those kind of like, pucks. You put it in a bag, you take a hammer and bust it all up. Otherwise, when you're eating it, if. Then the puck form, it sprays milk on you. Oh.
Jess Hooker
When you go to break it.
Tom
Yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
He likes it to be mush, you know, at the time of ingestion.
Tom
But my new. I. I love Kellogg's Corn Flakes, by the way. Not the organic ones. Those are no good.
Jess Hooker
You got to be the original.
Tom
Got to be the original every morning.
Jess Hooker
Cinnamon Toast Crunch. You can just buy the seasoning stuff. Just the. Did you know that comes in a jar? You can sprinkle it on your Shredded Wheat.
Tom
Okay.
Pat Godwin
And drive right to the hospital.
Jess Hooker
Yeah. Called C Dose.
Chick McGee
That's a day. That's an entire day.
Tom
I'm not aware of that. Yeah, I'm a big cereal fan, so I'm a. Good luck to the new Kellogg's. Are they going to change it up a little bit?
Jess Hooker
Cereal. Maybe they'll make a Nutella cereal.
Tom
And I'm not a fan.
Joey Chestnut
Nutella? Really? Just like a.
Jess Hooker
It's like a hazelnut spread.
Pat Godwin
Hazelnut.
Tom
Yeah. No, thank you.
Jess Hooker
I love Nutella.
Tom
What's your go? Is your go to cereal? Cinnamon toast?
Joey Chestnut
No, I don't eat cereal at home.
Tom
Oh, really?
Joey Chestnut
I stay away from carbs at home. It was. Dude, yeah. If I have any kind of carbs after these kinds of contests, that's when the weight really stays on.
Tom
Really?
Joey Chestnut
I can't lose it. Yeah. So I. During the week, I. No carbs. Like, no sugar, no starches at home. So it's Friday, so my body's like, oh, yeah. I don't have a contest tomorrow.
Jess Hooker
So you get to eat whatever you want today.
Joey Chestnut
Yeah, it's Gonna be a cheat night.
Tom
Oh, what.
Jess Hooker
So what does your cheat night consist of?
Joey Chestnut
I think the Fever's playing, so I'm gonna go to that game and I'm gonna have some hot dogs for fun.
Tom
What?
Chick McGee
Hot dogs for fun. For casual.
Joey Chestnut
Yeah, casual hot dog.
Tom
It's gotta be. It's gotta be hard for you to go to.
Chick McGee
I was at the airport one time, and Joey was sitting at a table having a nice sandwich, and I didn't want to bother him because I know people come up there and go, what are you eating now, Joey? Big pig. I just let him go, man.
Tom
If you get recognized, do they say, how many entrees do you want, Joey?
Joey Chestnut
It's. It's usually pretty nice, though. If it's a. Like a nice restaurant or the owner or the chef comes out, they offer me like, hey, you got to try this. And they love when I eat it.
Tom
Now, I did some math on this, and what, you ate 70 hot dogs? I'm assuming to do this math. I said about 300 calories. No.
Chick McGee
Did you see the Nathan? Did they. Were they longer this year? They seemed like they were longer hot dogs. I noticed that when I was.
Jess Hooker
That's not fair.
Joey Chestnut
They were the same size, but somehow, you know, I might have had a little ring rest. I thought I. It's been a long time since I've had them in contest, so they were.
Chick McGee
Bring rust, Tom.
Jess Hooker
Let's ring rust.
Chick McGee
He's rusty from being in the ring.
Pat Godwin
I thought you.
Jess Hooker
Diameter.
Pat Godwin
I thought you're talking about the exit ring.
Chick McGee
The exit ring, Pat.
Tom
I'll make it more relatable to you, Pat. A long time between drinks, guy.
Chick McGee
Okay, ring run.
Tom
Once again, if. If the average hot dog, say, is 300 calories, I probably could do better. And look this up. You consumed more than 21,000 calories in 10 minutes.
Joey Chestnut
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Gosh.
Tom
So now can you walk us through briefly, the post?
Jess Hooker
You weren't gonna ask.
Tom
Competitive? No, I'm not gonna ask. No. I have a technical question.
Joey Chestnut
Usually I offer pictures, but I'll give you videos. Video.
Tom
Do you. Do you have to keep it in for a certain length of time?
Joey Chestnut
That one?
Tom
Yeah.
Joey Chestnut
I was doing interviews for about an hour and a half.
Tom
They're like.
Joey Chestnut
Oh, like their sports center starting. So you gotta. You gotta stand around and do an interview for them, and it's fine. Like, I can tell right away if I. If it's settling deep sometimes.
Tom
These are all technical terms.
Joey Chestnut
Yeah. If it's not settling deep, then my body's, like, rejecting it. It's Like, I'm fighting, but I knew right away I was gonna be all right.
Tom
Right.
Joey Chestnut
But then it's just like I'm getting more and more tired and it's like all I want to do is fall asleep, drink liquid, roll over, and then.
Tom
Eventually, yeah, things, things, things.
Joey Chestnut
I don't move fast very often.
Tom
But. Okay, but you have to. If you were to. What's the technical. If you were to vomit, that would avoid.
Joey Chestnut
If you vomit anytime on stage, you.
Tom
You're out.
Joey Chestnut
It's decrease dq. So even after, like. Yeah, even after the contest, people like, oh, they queued. It's a. It's a late reversal.
Jess Hooker
Oh, how much time you have until.
Joey Chestnut
I think until they. Until they give you the trophy.
Tom
Oh, yeah.
Joey Chestnut
There's been people who, like, after the contest, they lose it and then like, oh, no placings changed.
Tom
Huh. Wow.
Jess Hooker
So it takes a week for your body to really get back to kind of normal still?
Joey Chestnut
It takes a while.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Joey Chestnut
When I was younger, I get recovered after like three days.
Chick McGee
Days.
Joey Chestnut
And now it's like I'm finally feeling pretty close to normal.
Tom
Wow. And it was last Friday. Oh, wow.
Jess Hooker
And you still like hot dogs?
Joey Chestnut
I love them. Oh, I love eating. It's like a runner still loves to run even though they look like they're gonna die after a marathon.
Jess Hooker
Fair enough.
Joey Chestnut
To eat.
Tom
You know, Christy, they say, dude, do what you love. You'll never have a work a day in your life or whatever.
Chick McGee
There's a documentary with Joey and Kobayashi. Really a great documentary. And didn't you say during the. That your father would steal your food, so. Oh, yeah, you were a fast. You had to eat fast in the household.
Joey Chestnut
Everybody in our, like, he would, he would just pick and we'd have to like, guard our food and eat fast.
Tom
We'll talk more with Joey Chestnut, world champion eater. But Right now, Chick McGee, tell me more about feeling so comfortable at home. You can have a hot dog and not worry about getting burglarized.
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Tom
Thank you very much, Chick Magee. Coming up, we have interesting story about the length of your fingers and how that may apply to you in your life. And also a fascinating story about a new Barbie doll that is coming out. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Pat Godwin
Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.
Chick McGee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Jeff Oskay, yeah. There's Christy Lee.
Jess Hooker
Hi.
Chick McGee
Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. We have one of our favorite special guests.
Tom
He's a world champion. He is Joey Chestnut, competitive eater. And just 70 hot dogs. One week ago today, it was July 4th, 2025, retaking the championship. I want, is it 16, 17.
Joey Chestnut
Number 17.
Tom
Number 17.
Joey Chestnut
Yeah.
Tom
And when we're trying to turn the heat on here for Mr. Chestnut because next July 4th, as I've mentioned several times, is a Saturday. So it's going to be a double whammy because it's not only a Saturday, it's the 250th birthday of the United States of America. America. There's gonna be a lot of pressure. A lot of pressure. And your record of 76 would be so apropos. You would, you would really like to see that fall, am I correct?
Joey Chestnut
Oh, it'd be awesome to make a new record or even match that.
Jess Hooker
Match the record or go 76 and a half. Keep the 76. But you still beat it.
Joey Chestnut
That's not a bad idea.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I like it.
Tom
You just keep stuffing it in. Right.
Joey Chestnut
You're just, no, the thing is don't slow down.
Jess Hooker
Do you count while you're doing it or do you know anything?
Chick McGee
I don't really care. Count.
Joey Chestnut
It's like I, I know that, like when one of my cups is empty, usually it's 10 hot dogs. So Then, then I move on to the next, next cup. So it's like I can see how many cups I have left, so I don't really have to count. It's like, all right.
Jess Hooker
Okay. So you have kind of an idea.
Joey Chestnut
I have an idea.
Jeff Oskay
Now, when you're outside doing this, does, like, the temperature and the humidity and stuff, does that come into play of how much you can eat? You can feel that.
Joey Chestnut
It's. Yeah, it's usually right around noon, if it's super clear out, the sun's beating down hard, and if it's hot, it's, it's, it's. Everybody slows down. It's tough.
Tom
And have you eaten? Typically prior to an event, do you not eat for a while?
Joey Chestnut
You know that? Yeah, it's like a day and a half. No solid food. Yeah, I'm doing like a cleanse liquid, like lemon juice, water, some oils. I'm making sure I'm going in loose and empty.
Chick McGee
That's right. Loose and empty.
Tom
Hungry?
Joey Chestnut
Yeah, Loose, loosey goosey.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Tom
All right.
Chick McGee
He's got it out there. And, and happy. Yeah.
Tom
Do you wear any special type of clothing? Do you have, like, a. Elastics?
Jess Hooker
No.
Tom
Maybe like, like a Lululemon with an elastic?
Chick McGee
There we go. That's right.
Joey Chestnut
I, I, I, I, yeah, everything's kind of loose.
Tom
Elastic.
Joey Chestnut
Elastic is my friend.
Tom
Friend.
Joey Chestnut
And I, I remember my first time doing the contest. I, I went out there wearing Levi's.
Tom
Oh, man.
Chick McGee
And I, I, I, at what point did you unbutton?
Joey Chestnut
Yeah, really soon after the contest.
Chick McGee
Was there. Was there an old, grizzled veteran eater that saw you walk up? Look at this cage.
Joey Chestnut
Exactly. Yeah, the guys. Yeah, because I, I, I ended up placing third. And they're like, what were you doing wearing Levi's? Those things don't give an inch.
Tom
See, this is where another endorsement maybe. What is it? A sansa belt? Who would you go? Would you go to? To?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom
And again, my idea is get a sponsorship of some. Either mustard or ketchup or whatever. When you win, have them dump it over your head just like the Gatorade. Oh, that picture would be everywhere.
Jess Hooker
It would be, but both of them.
Chick McGee
Good luck with the cleanup.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, no joke.
Tom
So what if they give you the check? You can go buy new clothes. I'm just saying. I think Mr. Chestnut should approach someone.
Joey Chestnut
A good Heinz. They have. They have mustard and ketchup.
Chick McGee
There you go.
Tom
See, you could have them dump both on.
Chick McGee
You have mayonnaise and ketchup. Kom. Yeah.
Tom
Yeah. That's gross. What did they decide? Is it called mayo chop, I think, or did they go with ketchup? A's, whatever. Yeah, but I'm just saying it would be a great commercial for somebody to do that. So that's telling you, Joe, you're leaving money on the table. Okay, we're going to check in with Christy Lee. She's at the SILAC insurance news desk. What have we made? Missed.
Jess Hooker
Barbie's out there with the new doll. The first type 1 diabetes doll comes with a continuous glucose monitor, insulin pump, and other features.
Chick McGee
I'm sorry, a what?
Joey Chestnut
I thought that was a joke.
Tom
No, no, it's true.
Jess Hooker
No, no, it's true. It's for those who are diagnosed with the chronic disease type 1 diabetes.
Tom
It's a smart thing to do.
Chick McGee
I mean, they're kind of good.
Jess Hooker
They partnered with breakthrough T1D to create the doll, which is part of Barbie's fashionistas line.
Tom
Both F feet.
Jeff Oskay
Well, the. The Type. The Type 2. Ken is missing the foot.
Chick McGee
Oh, okay. He's got to be. It's got to be detachable. It would have to be, right?
Jeff Oskay
That's type two.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
The dog also includes a phone that displays her CGM app to help track her blood sugar levels, an insulin pump, a blue polka dot top, and matching skirt with ruffles, which is a nod to the symbols that represent diabetes awareness. This, and a pastel blue purse to carry all her essentials. Type 1 diabetes supplies or snacks. There you go.
Tom
Oh, and she's. And she's a very slender, normal, if you will, looking Barbie.
Jess Hooker
Yes, she's type 2.
Tom
Well, I mean, type 2. Type 2 diabetes Barbie would be really.
Jeff Oskay
Obese, but for Tom, comes with a gigantic jelly donut.
Chick McGee
Wouldn't you guys agree? Tom looks at this Barbie and goes, what a load. Am I right? Yeah, boy, she's. She's a fat ass. What is at that time. Whoa.
Tom
No, no, but I mean, if they wanted to be honest about it, if they did a type 2 diabetes Barbie doll, she'd probably be fairly large. And, you know, because I think this is. These are important things they're gonna do. I know they're doing a colostomy bag Barbie work, but it's a. It's a Louis Vuitton, so it's fashionable. Wearing Lululemon shorts.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, there you go. Ah, yeah, yeah, It's. It's available online, although it appears it might be sold out.
Pat Godwin
GI Issues, Joe. That's out there, is there?
Tom
Oh, really?
Chick McGee
Huh?
Tom
Oh, yeah, I saw that with real poop, actually. Yeah, that Is a. That is a nice, nice looking doll.
Jess Hooker
Hey. Researchers in Japan say the length of a rat's fingers may offer clues about its sexual behavior.
Chick McGee
Who's this?
Jess Hooker
Researchers in Japan and a rat.
Tom
Now a rat. I want you to back up for a second, Christy, because when I first read this story, I didn't understand. Understand it. And I had a vague memory of something about the length of fingers. Kind of like some dumb high school thing. Remember this chick? And so I. I did a little homework.
Chick McGee
The middle finger or something, I thought.
Jess Hooker
Your index and your middle finger.
Tom
Yeah, it's. This is an urban myth. And I found it online. In most people, it says the index finger is very slightly shorter than the ring finger finger. But at least in the right hand, the difference is accentuated by higher levels of androgens during fetal development. Typically, in women, the two fingers of the right hand are nearly the same length. And men, the index finger is obviously shorter. Everybody following me there. There was a sort of an urban legend that gay women had a more masculine finger length pattern pattern than heterosexual women. And then there was a whole complicated thing about. With guys and if your fingers were a certain way. That was one of these ridiculous urban myths that's out there.
Jess Hooker
Well, this study found that male rats with shorter second digits tended to be more sexually active. These rats were more likely to ejaculate during early tests and showed signs of higher sexual vigor.
Pat Godwin
Did you hear the way I want to say that?
Jess Hooker
Quicker performance and better function.
Tom
Someone is getting paid. Someone went to college extremely bright, and they have to come home and go, what'd you do today, honey? I gotta go wash my hands.
Chick McGee
No, no, don't kiss me.
Jess Hooker
Researchers say the results suggest a strong connection between physical traits and sexual behavior. So there you have it.
Tom
If a rat has big and jump. Been way too close to a rat. Yes. What a weird thing to say.
Jess Hooker
I saved a baby mouse yesterday. It was the cutest little thing.
Tom
Oh, you saved a baby. It was.
Jess Hooker
She was on my. I don't know if it's a she, but she looked cute, so I'm gonna call her a she. She was on my porch and she ran in. I have gardening clogs. You know, the plastic gardening shoes. She ran into my shoe, and so I picked up my shoe and I.
Tom
Look.
Jess Hooker
She was so cute.
Chick McGee
Tom. It's handy.
Jess Hooker
I put her back.
Tom
Andy, we have a Joey. I don't know if you've met Christie's husband, Andy.
Chick McGee
She goes.
Jess Hooker
I took her out in the woods and I let her go.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom
You familiar with The Black Plague, Andy.
Chick McGee
I am familiar with the Black Plague. She's got gardening gloves, clogs. You got a little gardening hut she likes to go to.
Tom
You're thinking about maybe hanging yourself up?
Chick McGee
No, no, no. She took the. She took that little mouse out into the woods and let it go. And I followed right behind her.
Jess Hooker
Real Andy wasn't real happy.
Chick McGee
You know what I mean?
Tom
Right. How many. How many shovel folds to get six feet down? I don't know.
Chick McGee
Right about here.
Jess Hooker
He was a cute little guy. No, really, Andy was not happy.
Pat Godwin
It's just gonna come back. Is that what he said?
Jess Hooker
Yeah. Yeah. Well, you never know. I heard a hoot owl earlier, so maybe the owl heard a hood owl.
Chick McGee
Howling by my window Now. Okay, for six nights in a row.
Tom
Coming up, we're gonna hang out with a Joey Chestnut, world champion eater. When's your next. Do you have a gig coming up? Are you doing.
Joey Chestnut
What am I doing next?
Tom
I.
Joey Chestnut
The next. Oh, next week I go to Lansing, Michigan.
Tom
Oh, what are you eating?
Joey Chestnut
I'm not eating anything. They're giving out Joey Chestnut bobblehead at the their.
Tom
Oh, awesome.
Jess Hooker
Oh, you have to give us one of those. We have our.
Tom
I'm a big fan of fame. I love Lansing.
Chick McGee
Love the Lug Nuts.
Jess Hooker
Yes.
Tom
Load of my friendship there. Okay, that's it. What day is that? Do you know?
Joey Chestnut
Remember, I think that's next. Next Saturday.
Tom
Okay, we'll find out for sure. The Lug Nuts, the famous team from Lansing. Once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Pat Godwin
Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link@bobandtom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee Lee.
Jess Hooker
Hello.
Chick McGee
There's Pat Godwin.
Pat Godwin
Hi, Chick.
Chick McGee
Maybe we have a Joey song right now. Joey. Concrete Blonde Joey. Right. There's Jeff Oskay.
Tom
That's right.
Chick McGee
Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Hello.
Tom
I. We have a guest in the studio. He is a competitive eater. World champion, Joey Chestnut. And I've got this feeling that during the break I could see this look in Joey's eyes going, God, am I glad I don't work with a bunch of people. Just had that far away look. Are these people actually arguing about air fryers? Yeah. Yes, we were. And I just found out something I didn't know I found out two interesting things today that I did not know. I've got to listen to an album from Beck. Yeah. You guys say this is the greatest album that I will love it.
Chick McGee
Wonderful Morning Morning Face. It's a mature album that mature music lovers will love it like.
Tom
Yeah, that may be a problem for me.
Chick McGee
It might be a problem for you. There's nothing about camp. Camp on there or anything.
Tom
Skiing.
Pat Godwin
There's no skiing.
Tom
There's no skiing. Okay. And then Ace just told me that they. I was taught. We were talking about using an air fryer which I. You guys got me turned onto these air fryers. They're amazing. We use it all the time to make salmon. And I wrapped the salmon in foil. Ace goes, they make air fryer pre molded inserts, part two paper. I have no idea. I gotta go buy some.
Jess Hooker
Why do you need. Why do you put foil in it? Just spray it with.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Olive oil.
Tom
It gets the air fryer all dirty. This is.
Jess Hooker
You spray it with olive oil and it doesn't. It doesn't stick.
Tom
I'm sure you're gonna get some disease. Now the. I've got a tactical question for our guest who's an expert in the world of hot dogs because he ate 70 of them a week ago today minus about three hours.
Joey Chestnut
Air fryer.
Tom
Hot dogs are.
Chick McGee
Are good.
Tom
Oh they are they.
Joey Chestnut
Oh my God.
Jess Hooker
I haven't had that.
Joey Chestnut
Start them at. They started at 350 for like three minutes. And then do you finish it at four? Like, like 4:10 or whatever have you done for like two minutes?
Tom
Wait a minute.
Joey Chestnut
It's the easiest five minute hot dog.
Tom
Have you done a cookbook? Have you done a cookbook?
Joey Chestnut
No.
Tom
Why not? Joey, you're leaving money in the table.
Joey Chestnut
I'm way better at eating than I am cooking. My cooking sometimes is pretty gnarly.
Chick McGee
People I used to.
Tom
People aren't going to know that. Don't. You're blowing this. I got to represent, Joey.
Chick McGee
You know, if you're selling a product where you have to say, well, people aren't going to know this. Yeah. I don't think I'm want that product. Tom, what are you doing?
Tom
But again, my other idea was when Joey wins this next year, Saturday, July 4th. What is this?
Jess Hooker
2026?
Tom
26. The 250th birthday of this great country of ours. I'm telling you, we gotta have someone pour a giant thing of ketchup over him. This is huge money. Now I wanted to find out mustard or ketchup, which is more Popular. I just got the stats on this.
Pat Godwin
Can we guess?
Joey Chestnut
Oh, more people use ketchup by a large.
Chick McGee
Martin.
Tom
90% on hot dogs. This is amazing. I'm stunned at the results of this. The answer is, number one, mustard. 71% of.
Jess Hooker
Brought to you by the French's mustard people.
Tom
This was an independent poll done by the same people that did the surveys about the presidential election. 71% of Americans prefer mustard on hot dogs. 52% prefer ketchup, onions. 47%. That seems high.
Joey Chestnut
That adds up to more than 100.
Pat Godwin
Wait a minute, 72 and 52%?
Jess Hooker
Yeah, that doesn't even.
Chick McGee
That's like one hundred and ninety percent. No, but it's not that great at math.
Tom
This is not a zero sum game. You can. You can put. Yeah, you can put. You could put ketchup and mustard or you could put ketchup and onions. Doesn't have to add up to. Yeah. Not just one.
Chick McGee
Only didn't you age out of ketchup, though? Because I was a kid, I would not eat anything but ketchup.
Tom
I went to. I went to a recent WNBA game, which was wonderful.
Chick McGee
And they had a scoreboard, and they.
Tom
Had a huge scoreboard.
Pat Godwin
It was amazing.
Tom
You're going tonight, right?
Joey Chestnut
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom
It was so much fun.
Chick McGee
Keep you up to date on this.
Tom
I had a. I had a hot dog and I played just right out of the foil.
Chick McGee
No kidding.
Tom
Best way to have.
Jess Hooker
That's how I eat. Mine too. I got it.
Chick McGee
There's nothing. Well, we know that sports venue.
Joey Chestnut
It's hard to dress it the way you want.
Jeff Oskay
It's.
Joey Chestnut
But they usually have mustard available.
Chick McGee
No, he's talking pro here. I have to drive. Impress it.
Tom
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a pro. So, Joey, you put mustard on it then? Yeah.
Joey Chestnut
Mustard is the go to. Well, there's no calories. When you're. When you're having multiple of something, you're like, oh, my God, I can't keep adding more calories.
Tom
Well, ketchup's all sugar, right? It's all sugar, but it's delicious. Yeah, there's nothing better than ketchup and French fries, in my opinion.
Chick McGee
I need to update you. You're talking about dumping mustard and ketchup on Joey for the 250th anniversary of our nation.
Tom
Right.
Chick McGee
I forgot to mention the Duke's Mayonnaise Bowl. Duke's Mayo Bowl. They dump a Gatorade jug full of mayonnaise on the winning coach.
Tom
I'm just saying they're leaving money on the table. That Photograph. Because Joey is going to win next year, and it's going to be huge.
Chick McGee
Not even close.
Tom
I mean, and Joey, I'm sure you're aware of this. It's international. I was on an airplane flying back from England over the weekend, and I went and I. They had WI fi, and so I started Googling on, and you were, like, third place in the news Internationally Crazy on Sunday. So that was, what, July 6th?
Joey Chestnut
The world is crazy.
Tom
Yeah. So they're, you know, you're a star. I'm just saying. I think that you should sign up with a ketchup or mustard company. And as part of your deal. Hey, look, if I win this, I want it dumped on me.
Joey Chestnut
We gotta get the Shea brothers on board with this.
Tom
Yeah, it's a great idea. It's gonna happen, I'm telling you.
Jeff Oskay
Have you gotten to meet anyone famous because of this, that you've always wanted to meet, like a dream person like that?
Joey Chestnut
I met, oh, Shaquille o' Neal a couple times. Charles Barkley, when he comes in town.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, dude.
Joey Chestnut
Charles is a great dude.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Wonderful guy.
Tom
He's been in here. He's one of my favorite guests ever.
Joey Chestnut
It's. Yeah. Who else do I. You know? You guys are talking about Howie Mandel recently. I met him. Nice guy.
Tom
Yeah.
Chick McGee
There's.
Tom
There's.
Joey Chestnut
I've been really lucky. The people I've met are there.
Tom
Are there? Groupie, if you will. No, no.
Joey Chestnut
You don't call them dog girls.
Tom
I was gonna say, what are they? What do they call them?
Jeff Oskay
Bonnets.
Chick McGee
That's good.
Tom
See, now we got to do a video. Joey and the Bonnettes.
Chick McGee
Well, you got police fan badge bunnies, right?
Tom
Baseball Annie's.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I guess rodeo girls are buckle bunnies. Buckle bunnies?
Tom
What are NFL groupies? I think Kardashians.
Jess Hooker
Baby mamas.
Tom
Okay. Yeah, now. So anyways, ketchup dominated children's preferences, by the way, when it came to ketchup versus mustard. Once again, mustard wins for adults. Children. 85% of children prefer ketchup only on their hot dogs.
Chick McGee
I'm still puzzled why the blue ketchup didn't catch on.
Jess Hooker
Because it's disgusting.
Tom
I get that. Completely.
Chick McGee
Well, no, the. The kids would. I. They love blue food.
Tom
Yeah, but there's a. The studies have shown there's a visual component to everything.
Chick McGee
Sure.
Tom
I think you.
Chick McGee
You like to watch, don't you?
Tom
You want.
Pat Godwin
Put your Lululemons on.
Tom
See Joey.
Chick McGee
Joey.
Tom
You're Joey. You're gonna, once again leave the show like most guests do. Going. I'll never come back. And at the same time going, I'm so glad it's Joey. You work with yourself. You don't have to eat.
Chick McGee
No, no, don't eat it. Just taste it. Holy hell.
Tom
It's unbelievable.
Jeff Oskay
Just the tip.
Tom
Now, when you. When you. When you go to the big Nathan's event, do you have a handler? Do you have, like, a buddy or a manager that's there helping you out, or are you.
Joey Chestnut
Yeah, no, I have my fiance. Yeah, she's there. She's very critical of when I say something stupid.
Chick McGee
Oh, really?
Tom
I mean. You mean. She's a woman. Okay.
Joey Chestnut
Yeah, she lets me know, like, don't say that again.
Tom
And she let you come here. This will be one of the last.
Joey Chestnut
I don't think she. Yeah, she might be asleep right now.
Tom
Can I ask what her first name is? Was that Bri? Bri. Okay, good.
Chick McGee
Oh, like cheese?
Joey Chestnut
Yeah, yeah, the stinky cheese.
Tom
Well, there's a. Everybody. Everybody that has thought of the same joke I have. Don't say it out loud. I won't. Okay, no one's going to mention anything about that. We clear on this, Christy?
Jess Hooker
What are you looking at me for? I don't even know what you're talking about.
Joey Chestnut
Does that mean you're going to say it?
Tom
No, I am not.
Chick McGee
That's how it works, Joey.
Tom
Okay, how about regional differences, Ketchup versus mustard when it comes to hot dog? Really?
Chick McGee
How long is this going to.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, we're gonna.
Tom
It's a long show, buddy.
Chick McGee
Okay, go ahead.
Tom
We can get back to my. We can get back to diabetes Barbie if you want. I.
Chick McGee
You know what? When you're right, you're right.
Tom
I thought my. I thought my no foot joke was great, but it was. Turns out it's the wrong kind of diabetes. How did I know?
Jess Hooker
Yeah, you didn't.
Jeff Oskay
I've researched.
Chick McGee
Anyway, I'm gonna say, in the South, Korea, ketchup.
Tom
In the north, mustard, Chicago, ketchup. A major faux pas. Chicago dogs must include mustard, relish, onion, tomato slices.
Chick McGee
I bet they let you know about it up there. Never.
Tom
Never. Ketchup, New York, mustard and sauerkraut. What are you doing?
Chick McGee
What are you, a Vikings fan? Having ketchup?
Tom
What are you doing? In the south, more likely to include chili or ketchup. Now, I do love a chili dog.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, that is.
Tom
That's the best.
Chick McGee
Oh, man.
Joey Chestnut
Good chili dogs.
Chick McGee
Chili. Chili and cheese and spaghetti on a hot dog.
Joey Chestnut
The only problem, sometimes they put too much on and it just turns into a mess.
Chick McGee
If you can't lift it up and put it in your mouth. It's too heavy to eat.
Joey Chestnut
Like some of the gourmet hot dogs. Too many toppings.
Jess Hooker
Did you ever have the white trash meal of pork and beans and hot dogs?
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, they have Beanie Weenies. They come in a can now.
Jess Hooker
That was just standard, though. It's not the same up.
Jeff Oskay
Just a whole thing of hot dogs and throwing them in some Campbell's. Pork and beans.
Jess Hooker
Yep. That's exactly how we ate.
Jeff Oskay
Yep.
Joey Chestnut
Or Mac and cheese with hot dogs.
Jess Hooker
Oh, I haven't done that.
Joey Chestnut
You've never done that.
Chick McGee
You put. You put brown sugar on your bacon.
Jess Hooker
Yes.
Tom
No one is noticing what I'm. This is why. What? Joey's got to do a cookbook.
Jess Hooker
You could just do a hot dog cookbook. Just all the ways to do use hot dogs.
Tom
Haven't the Shea brothers approached you about.
Chick McGee
I bet the Shea brothers have four or five hot dogs for sale that are cookbooks that you don't even know about.
Jeff Oskay
Probably.
Tom
I do want to mention this. Joey is going to be in Lansing, Michigan, one of my favorite spots coming up for the Lug Nuts game. And it's. Is it. Do we know if it's a day or night game? But it's. It's going to be Joey.
Chick McGee
I think it is. I think it is next Saturday night.
Tom
Okay. And it's Joey Chestnut bobblehead night in. In Michigan.
Jess Hooker
Look at that.
Tom
That's great. Oh, that's cool. Oh, wow.
Joey Chestnut
Oh, I'm not eating that burger. Okay.
Tom
You got your. You got your arm up in the victory.
Chick McGee
Pos.
Tom
John Carlos.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Tom
Olympic childbearing hip 68. Olympic Tommy Smith.
Chick McGee
Got the wide hip.
Pat Godwin
That's a bit of a wide hip.
Tom
That's not you.
Chick McGee
Are you. Are you going to be eating something special there?
Joey Chestnut
No, no, I'm eating anything.
Chick McGee
Yeah, you're just going to.
Joey Chestnut
Maybe. I. I'll definitely be eating something. Probably no contest, though.
Chick McGee
Okay, remember, if it's too heavy to lift, don't eat it. Okay. Go ahead.
Tom
We're gonna keep hanging. We're gonna keep hanging with Joey. He hasn't stormed out yet. But then, of course, he hasn't looked at his phone to see what Brie has to say. The words get out.
Chick McGee
No, Bri is the stinky cheese.
Tom
Okay. Okay. No, I didn't say that.
Chick McGee
No.
Tom
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Tom
Coming up, in order to make Chick mad, I've got a new story about something with George Harrison's new Beatles book. Photographs of the Fab four.
Chick McGee
We get get some information on the Beatles. It's about time.
Tom
Also Paul McCartney going back out on tour. I will be going to one of the shows. Probably he's going to Des Moines, Denver, Columbus, Pittsburgh, Buffalo. Pat, we gotta go.
Pat Godwin
I'd love to go.
Tom
Me and you, Columbus. What do you think? Deal. Okay, when we come back, I want you to do a song for Mr. Chestnut. I was thinking one of your pizza songs, perhaps Maps or one of your food songs. What other food? What? Do you have any ideas about songs about food from during the break? Okay, You've got about six minutes. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Top show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. Hello. Jeff Oskay.
Jeff Oskay
Hey, buddy.
Chick McGee
Ace Cosby's here. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick Magee and Tom. We have a special guest.
Tom
We are joined by a world champion. He is Mr. Joey Chestnut, World champion eater. Once again he defended his title after taking a year off, if you will. The 17th time Joey has won the mustard belt at the Nathan's July 4th hot dog eating contest. He's already getting ready. He's already prepping, thinking about the 250th anniversary of this great country of our celebrating with hot dogs. Dogs with the Nathan's people on a Saturday. Well, it's going to be a big day and a big night for fireworks. It's going to be the best. I'm already excited.
Joey Chestnut
People get Friday off of work.
Tom
I think next. Next year is going to be like this year it was on the Friday. So we gave everybody the Thursday and the Friday off. I'm trying to decide where I want to be next year for July 4th.
Jess Hooker
Can we vote?
Tom
Joey's no. 1.
Chick McGee
Does anybody have any, like, Bottom of the Sea?
Tom
I see. I ran this by Kelly the other day because we went. We. I was in London, England, for the July 4th this year.
Jess Hooker
But they don't celebrate there.
Tom
No, there were fireworks with Noah Khan.
Chick McGee
They have nothing but disdain for the Fourth of July.
Tom
No, Noah Khan had some cool stuff and some great fireworks. I remember.
Jess Hooker
What's Noah Khan?
Tom
Yeah, he's a singer. Great singer.
Jess Hooker
Oh, Noel. Okay.
Tom
No Noah Khan. Yeah. And then it sounded like one of.
Jess Hooker
Those popcorns, you know, like everybody.
Tom
Perfectly legitimate. But I. I've done New York City.
Jess Hooker
Oh, at the Harbor. Yeah.
Tom
Yeah. Which is amazing.
Chick McGee
You think you've done New York City?
Tom
No, but I mean the. For the 4th of July. I was thinking maybe will Washington D.C. have the biggest one?
Jess Hooker
Or Philadelphia or somewhere on the East Coast?
Tom
I would think might be worth a trip. I don't know. I'm just thinking, why don't you go.
Jeff Oskay
Be his hype man?
Tom
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
There you go.
Chick McGee
There's six.
Pat Godwin
We got. We got to do seven.
Chick McGee
You need to be with Joey at next year's hot dog eating.
Jess Hooker
I bet you will love it.
Tom
Please, a lot of sunscreen.
Chick McGee
Anyways, who's that ghostly man next to Joey? Oh, that's Tom the nut. Okay.
Tom
I mean, don't you. I mean, it's going to be a great. It'll be the best fireworks ever.
Chick McGee
I don't.
Jess Hooker
Why do you get so excited about fireworks?
Pat Godwin
He likes fireworks.
Tom
Oh, my God. It's. This is your only life, Chris Christie.
Jess Hooker
I know.
Tom
The only time you're going to have the 250th birthday of our country.
Jess Hooker
It's true.
Tom
The big controversy right now is are they going to keep the tariffs on fireworks because the people that do fireworks have to order them now.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, I know. It's a futures business. Yeah, it's a futures game.
Tom
I know. It was the. The tariff was waived last. So we'll see. Anyway, that's a different story.
Chick McGee
New one kicking on August 1st.
Tom
I guess we'll see. But I'm excited about it. And Joey is. He's already stated his goal is to break his own record of 76 hotel hot dogs next July 4th.
Jess Hooker
You have a song for Joey?
Tom
I asked. I asked Pat.
Pat Godwin
We have five, six minutes.
Tom
The competitive eating champion once again, if I could, a real quick plug for Joey. He is going to be hosting Joey Chestnut Bobblehead night, Lansing, Michigan, next Saturday night for the Lug Nuts game. That's so cool. Now, Pat, is this a food related song?
Pat Godwin
Joey? Yeah. Hey, Joey, congratulations on all the hot dogs you ate. Yeah. Hey, Joey, you even choked out a protester three years ago. As if you didn't have enough on your plate. It's a noisy affair on the 4th of July. It's explosive. Oh, Joey, there's smoke in the air. That's not gunpowder. That's Joey Chestnut blowing up a bathroom. Oh, you know, it's got to be somewhere. Or maybe at home, you know. All right, now.
Tom
So sorry, Joey.
Pat Godwin
Hey, Joey, way to go with that mustard yellow belt in your hand.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Congratulations, Joey. Chester.
Tom
That was good. Our apologies. Our apologies, everybody. Thank you very much. That was great, Beth. Thank you. Now, we were discussing earlier, speaking of.
Chick McGee
Fireworks, Tom handed me Los Angeles Chargers running back Najee Harris, injured during a Fourth of July fireworks accident. This is a professional football player, Tom. His agent said he sustained a superficial eye injury.
Jess Hooker
Oh, boy.
Chick McGee
But is fully expected to be ready for the upcoming NFL season. He was present at the. At a Fourth of July event or a fireworks mishap to injuries to several attendees. He sustained a cut above both eyes, fully expected to be ready for the upcoming season once he's fitted for his patch.
Jess Hooker
Wasn't there an NFL player that was injured?
Tom
Lost a bunch of fingers.
Chick McGee
Jpp. Jean Pierre Paul, defensive lineman for the Giants, I believe. And then he. I'm not sure where he landed, but, you know. Yeah, there you go. Fireworks can be dangerous, Tom.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, Tom. You need to stay away from them.
Chick McGee
I can't think of a more dangerous prescription. Tom and fireworks.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Tom
Holy hell, I'm a big fan.
Jess Hooker
You don't let them off anymore, do you?
Tom
I didn't. Oh, I do. I was in England this year, so I didn't do any.
Chick McGee
But you're going to next year, aren't you?
Tom
Back to England?
Chick McGee
No, no, no, no, no. Fireworks.
Tom
Oh, yeah. Are you kidding? 1770. And I hope. Here's my big thing for next year. Are we going to do it on July 4th or. All these places going, going to this year's places were doing it two weeks before July 4th.
Jess Hooker
There's only so many people that can do fireworks there, you know, they you have to space it out.
Tom
Uhhuh. Really? Yeah. Well, I'm sorry, Jesus. We couldn't celebrate your birthday on Christmas because the fireworks guy wasn't available. So we're doing it three weeks early.
Jess Hooker
I'm just telling you these cities that.
Chick McGee
You always offer has nothing.
Jess Hooker
Parades have gotten out of hand and they want these big fourth of July on Saturday.
Chick McGee
I'm sure they'll celebrate it on the Saturday.
Tom
Okay, but just asking.
Chick McGee
Unlike all week long. Yeah, probably.
Joey Chestnut
I think we might have a week long holiday.
Tom
There's a good idea.
Jess Hooker
That's why there's a lot of trazodone for your dog Chick.
Tom
By the way, I'm glad that worked. You want to explain what that was all about?
Chick McGee
Yeah, I finally got it together and went to the vet and got a prescription for my Australian shepherd. She did not like fireworks so much, to the point where she knows what time of year it is and will not go outside at that time of night.
Tom
Night.
Chick McGee
The when she was scared initially, so. But we. We hooked her up with a prescription and she could care less now about most things including fireworks are like, yeah, shoot them out of my ass. I don't care. Fine with me, man. Mel. Melo. I. I give her one then I take two. I give her one and then take two.
Tom
Wow. Yeah. Here we go. You're right. It's Jason Pierre Paul Hall 2015. Set off the fireworks chick.
Jeff Oskay
You're right.
Jess Hooker
Check. You're right.
Tom
I'm saying you're right. They had to.
Jess Hooker
Why did you not believe him?
Tom
No, I believed him. I was.
Chick McGee
No, you didn't. Obviously you looked it up, you turd. How the hell else am I supposed to take that? There's nothing that could calm me down other than Lou Rawls.
Tom
Oh, nice.
Chick McGee
You know what song this is to.
Tom
You know?
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah.
Tom
That was a time when if someone told you to do something, you did it. What? Has anybody got a better voice than this guy? It was yes, sir and yes, ma'. Am. You never said no.
Chick McGee
You never said no.
Tom
But you know, things are changing nowaday. It's a new day, babies. That's baby folks want to take their own lives into their hands and make their own choices.
Chick McGee
That's right.
Tom
No longer do they want to go along with the program. Cuz everybody says right.
Chick McGee
Is this considered rap?
Tom
Let me tell you what I'm talking about. Just talking into. Very nice. Thank you.
Chick McGee
No, no, there's nine more minutes.
Jeff Oskay
Whole thing.
Chick McGee
Okay. That's natural man. God, that guy's got natural, man.
Tom
He was the spokesperson for. Was it Budweiser? Bud.
Chick McGee
I think it was Budweiser, now that you mentioned it, yeah.
Tom
Wow, that's awesome. That's great stuff. Now, welcome back to the Bobaton program. Thank you for joining us. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We have our guest. He is Joey Chestnut, professional eater, world champion. Already prepping for next next year, the July 4th Nathan's contest. He got a lot of gigs prior to that though, including, I believe it's a week from tomorrow night, Lansing, Michigan, the Lug Nuts game. Joey Chestnut, bobblehead night. Joey has promised to save a bobblehead for us. Us. Have you actually seen one physically?
Joey Chestnut
No. No, I think that picture was the first one I saw. Yeah, I thought it was. Yeah, pretty.
Tom
A pretty handsome rendition of you.
Joey Chestnut
I think it could look worse. Yeah, that was me before a contest.
Tom
Now we do have a Christie Lee right over there. Have we covered everything in the news?
Jess Hooker
Oh, gosh, no. Doctors are warning people of a terrible smelling side effect of getting a BBL, the Brazilian butler lift. Dr. Eric Anderson noted that PBL smell is real. It can be caused by a number of things including tissue death and lack of hygiene.
Chick McGee
Tissue death.
Jess Hooker
One complication of the procedure is fat necrosis where the fatty tissue in your butt dies.
Tom
First of all, doesn't fat necrosis sound like the name of a rapper?
Chick McGee
No. No, it doesn't. Sounds like flesh dye.
Tom
Wiz Khalifa and fat necrosis. Hard to be. No.
Jeff Oskay
I'd go say a phat.
Tom
Yeah, exactly, Joey. Thank you for fixing that joke.
Jess Hooker
It can lead to infections and even sepsis. The smell can also come from uncleanliness. With Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Roger Tsai explaining, quote, wiping down there is going to be a lot more difficult because there's more to reach around.
Tom
Now the Brazilian butt lift involved, is this where the. Do they put fat, do they actually put silicon pads in your bun?
Jess Hooker
They can. Or they can put actual fat from your body from other places into your buttocks.
Tom
Oh, that's so ridiculous. They really do that?
Jess Hooker
Yeah, they really do that, Tom.
Tom
And the problem is Kardashian. And it starts to stink.
Jess Hooker
It can. If it's, if it's not done properly, I would think if the.
Tom
And they call it bbl, they'll just call it poopy butt. And so it's something we can all understand. Oh, wow. That's really disgusting.
Jess Hooker
Officials have unanimously approved a phallic shaped housing estate in Lawley in the uk. The application was submitted back in January when it drew heavy criticism from residents.
Tom
We Had. Do we have this picture?
Jess Hooker
It's described as a penis shape from a bird's eye view.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Jess Hooker
So it's actually the way the thing is laid out.
Tom
Yeah. If you look at the. Yeah. We had a picture of the architectural drawing and it worked.
Chick McGee
Was.
Tom
But it. There it is. Yeah. And it does look.
Jess Hooker
Who's gonna see that?
Tom
Because it's been. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Hey. Hey, Tom. Joey. Joey pointed out the veins.
Tom
Yeah. Your phone's gonna go off any second and breeze going. Get out of there. It. That really does.
Chick McGee
Balls and all.
Tom
Yeah, it. I mean, the tip is kind of rounded.
Chick McGee
It looks like a circumstance.
Jess Hooker
That's your cul de sac. Come on.
Tom
You know, I thought I said by the way. By the way. I did read about that. If you keep reading. By the way, all heart hardwood floors. Yeah. That. Do you suppose. Ever notice, like, for example, Joey, for example, is going to. Mr. Chestnut will be in Lansing, Michigan next week. And when people in Michigan, they'll say where you live? And they'll. They'll. They'll base it on the shape of the. The famous mitt. Right. So they might say, oh, I'm in. You know, I'm in the tip of the thumb. Right. Or I'm up in Harbor Springs. I'm right between the. The middle finger and the index finger up there. If you're looking at the map. I'm sorry. Yeah. But now do you think they'll do that for this? Yeah. Where's your house? Oh, we're right down there by the ball sack. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Joey Chestnut
You're gonna take.
Jeff Oskay
Take a ride on Foreskin, and then you're gonna go up.
Jess Hooker
Wouldn't that be funny if they did have the streets all named after.
Jeff Oskay
I would love that.
Tom
Kids will love it. This place puts the dong and ding dong. Sorry. So, so sorry. That's. I'm glad they're getting to build the place. Looks like it'd be a nice facility for all kinds of people.
Chick McGee
What would you. What theme would you use for. If you had to name streets? If you were like a developer, they called you.
Tom
I do. I hate it when they use the same name, except one will be. Oh, Boulevard Trace Circle.
Chick McGee
I'm with you.
Tom
You've been to Atlanta?
Jess Hooker
Yeah, Peachtree.
Tom
They got every variation. You can't find anything. You go left on Peach Street. Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Tom
I think your best bet is to go either literary or geographical. A lot of them around here are based on colleges. There'll be, you know, Haverford Road or stuff like that. Cornell street, that kind of thing.
Jess Hooker
Okay.
Tom
Or Dickens characters. I always like that. I used to live on Twaddlebush.
Chick McGee
That's right off of Fezziwig, isn't it?
Pat Godwin
Take a left on Tiny Tim.
Tom
Yeah, yeah. But yeah. Tiny Tim Boulevard or Circle. Circle. That's what bothered me. See, I. Yeah. What's your philosophy on naming streets?
Chick McGee
Oh, I. People's names.
Jess Hooker
Oh, like Ghana Avenue.
Chick McGee
That's right.
Tom
The developer names them after his kids.
Chick McGee
Larry Boulevard.
Tom
I do think it should be illegal to name streets after directions. Oh, like, I hate that.
Chick McGee
Oh, West, West. North Street.
Tom
Go left. Go. Yeah, go west on North Street.
Jess Hooker
But west is North Street South.
Tom
What? This is exactly.
Jess Hooker
Yeah. Here our west street goes north south, doesn't it?
Chick McGee
Check local listings for west street in your area.
Jess Hooker
I'm just telling you.
Tom
Who's that voice?
Chick McGee
You.
Tom
I think you're defending me.
Chick McGee
I think I am.
Tom
I hate it when they do.
Chick McGee
I'm trying.
Pat Godwin
We have one street that's in the one number that changes the number halfway down.
Jess Hooker
Oh, I know. That's crazy.
Tom
Should you name streets after.
Chick McGee
Bother me.
Tom
Streets after directions. Left street. Yeah. No, take a right on left. Left. So you don't do that. Be too confusing.
Jeff Oskay
Well, in our town, when certain teams or events come to town, we change all the downtown streets to, you know, if it's during the ncaa, all the streets are now named after the teams. That way, when people come in from out of town, they're really lost. Oh, you're going to take a ride on BSU and then. No, that's not bsu.
Tom
Hate it now. Coming up, you know, we forgot to do today in history again.
Chick McGee
We always do. I have to come back with one.
Tom
Of like a generic week of history. We could certainly do that right now. The Bob and Tom show is sponsored by Better Help. Better Help is all about accessing therapy in a much more elegant way, a simpler way. And it's a really, really interesting idea. And it's really taken off as well. 30,000 plus therapists are working with the folks at better help. Some 5 million people are getting some assistance. In the world of mental health, it's very important and one of the most effective things that you can do is talk to a counselor, talk to a therapist. And BetterHelp is all about accessing that online. So you can do it with your smartphone. It's a lot more convenient. Also, you can switch therapists very easily anytime, no additional fees are involved. And how about this? The App store rating of BetterHelp 4.9 out of 5. And that's with nearly 2 million reviews. So it's clear that it's helping a lot of people get the details@betterhelp.com and I would suggest going to betterhelp.com btshow because that'll knock 10% off your first month. So if you got stress at work, you know what I'm talking about, Joey. Stress at work, like we all do, you may want to do a little bit of talk therapy. And among other things, it could be stress from your love life, stress from your kids, whatever it might be. Unwind a little bit with some. With some therapy. Betterhelp.com btshow that's betterhelp h e l p.com btshow coming up, some historical events. And we'll perhaps name some streets in the Dickensian manner. Yes, you go left on Picklewick and I say dribble pens. That's the right turn. Yes. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Pat Godwin
Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you need@bobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom show.
Tom
From Howie. In a minute.
Chick McGee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jeff Hosk.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Christy Lee.
Jess Hooker
Hi, Chick.
Chick McGee
Hi. There's Pat Godwin.
Pat Godwin
Hey, Chick.
Chick McGee
Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.
Tom
Hello, Chick McGee. We are going to, I think, if it's okay with you.
Chick McGee
Okay with me.
Tom
Delve into the world of history.
Chick McGee
Heck, yeah. Today.
Tom
July 11th, check local listings.
Chick McGee
Those of you across the United States line or listen on podcast.
Tom
Go ahead.
Jess Hooker
I'm gonna interrupt you.
Tom
Okay, go. What do you got?
Jess Hooker
This is a letter from Jeff in Charlotte, Michigan. Michigan. It says, have you seen Joey's epic introducing Introduction. Introduction for the Nathan's contest? It got me so hyped up, I'm gonna play it every night before dinner for my family. I did not. I didn't. I missed it.
Jeff Oskay
Great.
Chick McGee
George does it upright. Yeah.
Joey Chestnut
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Wow.
Joey Chestnut
He did a good one.
Jess Hooker
Was it Rick Shea that did it?
Joey Chestnut
That was George.
Jess Hooker
Oh, George is.
Tom
George.
Joey Chestnut
George is he. He's the emcee in the contest. And Rich does the color commentary.
Tom
Our guest, of course, Joey Chestnut, introduced at the July 4 event, the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Joey, the world champion wanted again the 17th mustard belt.
Jess Hooker
Congratulations for.
Tom
For Joey Chestnut. And once again, also, while I'm at it. Let's see now. Saturday night, Lansing, Michigan, the Lug Nuts game. Now, I asked you off the air.
Chick McGee
Saturday.
Joey Chestnut
Next Saturday.
Tom
Next Saturday. Excuse me.
Chick McGee
The 19th.
Tom
Sorry. Anybody in there? I was.
Jess Hooker
Jason's in there.
Tom
Jason, did you find out. Is Mr. Chestnut going to be asked to throw out the first pitch? We know.
Chick McGee
I work for the Bob and Tom Show.
Joey Chestnut
I don't work for Lance.
Tom
Okay, okay, I'll find out.
Jeff Oskay
Have you ever thrown out the first pitch?
Joey Chestnut
I've thrown out quite a number.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yeah? Are you pretty good?
Joey Chestnut
I'm like. Most of them are strikes, but there's been a couple where they were in the dirt. But the catchers are pretty good usually.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Tom
Now, do you throw from the mound or they do. They give you a little bit of.
Joey Chestnut
Grace, you know, mlb, they. They make you throw it like you're not. You're not allowed to go actually go on the mound.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Joey Chestnut
But, yeah, usually minor leagues, you get to go all the way the top.
Tom
Oh, okay.
Chick McGee
The key, as I've been told, you're supposed to come off the mound.
Tom
It's.
Chick McGee
It's far easier to throw off the mound than it is on the mound, I guess. Yeah, that was the hint.
Tom
Well, perhaps you'll be throwing out the first pitch. I'm hoping we could find out. Now, a little bit of history for you. Have you ever heard of this guy? Happy birthday. Born in 1274. Robert the Bruce.
Chick McGee
Sure. Bobby Bruce. He's invented hardwood floors.
Tom
That's like being, like being named Steve the Texas Head, or, I don't know, Bob the Tom.
Chick McGee
I. I'd be Bob the Thomas.
Tom
Okay, I see. Happy birthday. E.B. white. Charlotte's Web, of course.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom
And the other one, Breaking Bad. Strunk and White.
Chick McGee
He also broke Breaking Bad. That's right. Directed a couple episodes of the Sopranos.
Tom
Yeah. Eby Christie. Do you know this one? Yule Brenner, born in 1920. Remember who he was?
Jess Hooker
The King and I.
Tom
Yes.
Chick McGee
Where did he. Where was. He was. He had some sort of an accent. What did he like some foreign country? Right. Or did he grow up in Omaha? Yeah, I don't know.
Tom
It could have been.
Chick McGee
I don't know.
Tom
That's a very good question. I don't know. And he. But he was one of the first famous bald white guys.
Chick McGee
Yeah. There are. There's film of him doing supporting roles where he had hair and it. You could tell it's him. But he.
Tom
He was like pre. Mr. Clean.
Chick McGee
I think he really took off when he shaved his head. Yeah. Yeah, he's amazing in the Ten Commandments.
Tom
Happy birthday. Great guitar player, Richie Sambora.
Jess Hooker
Oh, yes.
Tom
Famous for quitting Bon Jovi. That's a great idea. Richie. You got the greatest gig in the world with a Choice. Terrific. Oh, sorry. Good friend of the show, Justin Willman, magician.
Jess Hooker
Oh, we love him.
Tom
Born in 1980.
Chick McGee
Got a great Netflix.
Tom
Yes.
Chick McGee
Special right now. Magic for magic Lovers or something like that.
Tom
He's the best. If you ever get a chance to see Justin Willman live in. In person, I suggest.
Chick McGee
He's really funny too.
Jess Hooker
Yeah. Very personable man.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom
Great guy. Now, on this date in 1804, Aaron Burr did one.
Chick McGee
What the. A short.
Tom
Short haircut. Yes.
Jess Hooker
He shot Hamilton, didn't he?
Tom
That's right.
Chick McGee
Right between the eyes.
Jeff Oskay
Singing the whole time.
Tom
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Not gonna miss my shot. I'm not gonna miss my shot.
Jess Hooker
Shot.
Tom
I want to be there on the table where it happens. Let's a chick. You may know this one because this is a trick question, kind of. In 1859, Philadelphia, I don't know. Big Ben chimed for the first time.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Now, what time was it?
Tom
No, that. But that's a good question.
Chick McGee
High Noon? I don't know.
Tom
But isn't there some distinction? Isn't Big Ben.
Chick McGee
I've heard Big Ben's the bell. Right?
Tom
Or something.
Chick McGee
The clock is. I don't know.
Tom
Yeah, there's some. There's something.
Jess Hooker
Big Ben's the clock in the Tower of London is where Big Ben is.
Tom
No, no.
Jess Hooker
I don't know.
Tom
But Big Ben isn't the clause in it.
Chick McGee
But the clock is the house comedy, right?
Tom
No, but I mean, what they call Big Ben is.
Chick McGee
I thought it was the bell.
Tom
There's some confusion. I wish. I wish we could have enlightened someone on that.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom
In 1914, Babe Ruth for the first time. Big Babe. Major league baseball debut.
Chick McGee
No kidding.
Jess Hooker
Is he a pitcher?
Chick McGee
Yeah, for the Red Sox.
Tom
Yeah, but he wanted to be a dancer. It's funny.
Chick McGee
Well, no, he wanted to direct.
Tom
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Big Ben is the nickname for the great bell of the great clock.
Tom
There you go.
Jeff Oskay
Westminster.
Tom
You got it.
Chick McGee
Westminster. I'm the. I'm Abby of Westminster.
Tom
Now, this is obscure. In 1934, Franklin Delano Roosevelt became the first president to travel and to.
Chick McGee
Over to his wheelchair.
Jess Hooker
I was gonna say in a wheelchair.
Tom
The answer. Joey, I can see the. I'm dealing with. I've got morons on my team. No, he was the first president to travel through the Panama Canal. Oh, of course. On a jet ski.
Chick McGee
Wait a minute.
Tom
Yeah, that's the, that's the thing, you know, people don't realize. Even though he was in a wheelchair, he loved a jet ski.
Jess Hooker
You don't have to stand up. You can sit.
Chick McGee
The Panama Canal didn't exist much before he went. Went through it, right?
Tom
Ergo, he was the first president.
Chick McGee
It wasn't like everybody ignored it until.
Tom
It's the same reason Washington. Abraham Lincoln's body wasn't transported to Illinois and an airplane.
Chick McGee
President Adams, would you care to Panama. No. No. Canal. Not doing it. Not gonna do it.
Tom
Not gonna do it. David Bowie released what on this date in 69. Pat gon very good boy, that's. That's some good stuff, isn't it?
Jess Hooker
That. That long ago and I.
Tom
You know something? From now on I would like to be addressed as Major Tom. All right? Do you think?
Chick McGee
Whatever you want. Major Tom to Major Tom.
Tom
Does that work?
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's how I got my nickname. Because from now on we call him Chick. And next thing I know, it's 40 years later, here I am.
Tom
Cuz Colonel Tom is taken?
Chick McGee
Yeah, I think so. Well, Major Tom's kind of.
Tom
Yeah, yeah. Ground Control to Major. Okay, never mind.
Jeff Oskay
I have a feeling it won't be long till someone says.
Tom
Wait, hang on a second.
Jess Hooker
You got to answer the phone.
Tom
Do you hear what he said?
Chick McGee
Ella, was Major Thomas there?
Tom
Oh, hey, who's calling?
Chick McGee
It's Jason, your producer. Sorry about that earlier. Tom. Joey is throwing out the first pitch at the Lansing Lug Nuts game next Saturday.
Tom
Saturday.
Chick McGee
And by the way, Jason, wouldn't you agree I think Tom should be called Major Dick.
Jeff Oskay
After the show. Christy, do not go in the ladies room. I have to go take a. Major Tom.
Tom
You see, Joey, aren't you glad? Aren't you glad you got up and came in? Thank you very much, Joey Chestnut, world champion eater. We'll hope to see you certainly before. We'll see you before next July 4th where you're going to get the world record. And on the 250th birthday of the United States of America. That's going to be a. A great day for this country of ours. And I'll try to come back next week week with who's gonna have the biggest July 4th fireworks display. Because I want to be there in person. Okay, These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This remains the Bob and Tom Show.
Pat Godwin
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.
Tom
Jim Rome takes on sports. Why? Because you're not playing me with rapid fire. Takes and a lot of to get to and I'm not sure you're gonna like all of it. Honestly, I don't even care if you.
Chick McGee
Like all of it or not.
Tom
I have a job to do. Scorching debates on any given week, you have lots to beef about. Take advantage of. But get up in here.
Chick McGee
He's the spitfire of sports Smack.
Tom
She's not my fault. We will get to all of that.
Chick McGee
The Jim Rome show podcast.
Tom
Get up in here and we'll beef later on. What's your beef? Follow and listen on your favorite platform. You've been warned.
Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - July 11, 2025
Host: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
Release Date: July 11, 2025
Description: A blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports, the BOB & TOM Show airs nationwide from 6 to 10 AM EST and offers additional content daily via B&T Extra.
The episode opens with a comedic exchange between Pat Godwin and Chick McGee, leading into a parody song centered around tight pants and revealing outfits. Pat delivers humorous and exaggerated lyrics about observing someone's attire, resulting in laughter and playful banter among the hosts.
Pat Godwin [01:30]: "You're a beautiful girl and your pants are on so tight that when you stand just right I can see it all."
The hosts discuss an upcoming naked bowling event in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. They explore the humor and logistics behind organizing such an unconventional sporting event, highlighting its exclusivity to the naturist community.
Tom [04:56]: "This Naked Bowling event is happening tomorrow evening at Crafton Ingram Lanes... Nudity is required."
Several listener letters are featured throughout the episode, touching on diverse topics:
JD's Letter [20:09]: An orthopedic surgeon shares insights on maintaining professionalism in the operating room, humorously relating it to personal anecdotes about smartphones in surgical settings.
Oakdale Bud's Letter [59:22]: Discusses historic female urinals from the San Joaquin County Fairgrounds, prompting a light-hearted debate about their functionality and social acceptance in the 1950s.
Eugene's Letter [51:20]: Suggests a new segment called "Things We Learned in the Last Two Weeks," which the hosts consider implementing despite past resistance.
The show delves into a unique art story about Sarah Louise Bryan, a British multimedia artist who created a gown entirely from donated pubic hair. The hosts express both fascination and discomfort with the concept, discussing its controversial nature and comparison to other avant-garde fashion statements.
Jess Hooker [86:39]: "British designer created a gown entirely out of donated pubic hair... aiming to knock Lady Gaga's meat dress off her throne."
In a surprising move within the breakfast food industry, Ferrero Group announces the acquisition of Kellogg's in a $3 billion deal. This expansion includes iconic cereal brands such as Froot Loops and Frosted Flakes, marking a significant shift in the market dynamics.
Jess Hooker [106:46]: "Ferrero Group, known for Nutella and Kinder Chocolates, is purchasing Kellogg's in a deal worth $3 billion."
The hosts highlight a new Barbie doll designed specifically for children with Type 1 diabetes. This doll comes equipped with features like a continuous glucose monitor and an insulin pump, aiming to provide representation and support for young individuals managing the condition.
Jess Hooker [119:12]: "The Type 1 diabetes doll includes a CGM app display and an insulin pump, part of Barbie's fashionistas line."
A listener recounts the arrest of a naked couple engaging in sexual activity while driving a stolen RV in West Virginia. The incident involved additional charges for possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia, illustrating the legal repercussions of combining illicit activities with public indecency.
Jess Hooker [90:05]: "An officer pulled over the stolen RV and found the couple naked and attempting to engage in sexual activity while driving."
The discussion shifts to a historical examination of female urinals installed at the San Joaquin County Fairgrounds in 1957. These innovative yet unconventional designs sparked debate over their practicality and acceptance, ultimately leading to their discontinuation.
Tom [60:30]: "These female urinals resemble giant spoons and require users to face the wall, making them impractical and a likely reason they didn't catch on."
The hosts explore a study from Japan linking the length of a rat's second digit to its sexual activity. Shorter second digits were associated with increased sexual vigor and earlier ejaculation during tests, highlighting intriguing correlations between physical traits and behavior even in animals.
Jess Hooker [123:06]: "Male rats with shorter second digits tended to be more sexually active, suggesting a strong connection between physical traits and sexual behavior."
A lively debate ensues over condiment preferences on hot dogs. An independent poll cited within the show reveals that 71% of adults prefer mustard, while 52% opt for ketchup. Children, however, overwhelmingly favor ketchup, with 85% preferring it exclusively.
Tom [128:13]: "An independent poll shows 71% of Americans prefer mustard on hot dogs, while 52% go for ketchup."
The episode features an in-depth interview with Joey Chestnut, the world champion competitive eater. Joey discusses his recent victory, preparation strategies, and future goals, including aiming to break his own record of 76 hot dogs at the upcoming July 4th Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. He shares personal anecdotes about his diet, training regimen, and the challenges of maintaining peak performance.
Joey Chestnut [97:52]: "I'm planning to break my own record of 76 hot dogs next July 4th... I've been focusing on a liquid cleanse, avoiding solid food, to ensure I'm loose and empty for the contest."
The hosts caution listeners about the dangers of fireworks, citing incidents where athletes like Najee Harris of the Los Angeles Chargers sustained injuries during fireworks-related events. The conversation underscores the importance of safety and the potential hazards associated with festive pyrotechnics.
Chick McGee [143:15]: "Najee Harris suffered a superficial eye injury during a Fourth of July fireworks accident but is expected to recover fully for the upcoming NFL season."
A recurring humorous segment debates which sports would feature the most attractive naked athletes. Suggestions range from gymnasts and swimmers to football linemen, with the hosts and Joey Chestnut sharing playful opinions on the topic.
Jess Hooker [79:10]: "Gymnastics would showcase the best-looking athletes while naked."
Throughout the episode, the hosts share personal stories and interact with on-air guests and listeners, fostering a sense of community and camaraderie. Topics range from pet care and household anecdotes to humorous exchanges about personal habits and preferences.
Notable Quotes:
Tom [04:56]: "This Naked Bowling event is happening tomorrow evening... Nudity is required."
Joey Chestnut [97:52]: "I'm planning to break my own record of 76 hot dogs next July 4th."
Pat Godwin [71:00]: "Shut that door."
Conclusion: The July 11th episode of The BOB & TOM Show offers a rich blend of humor, informative discussions, and engaging interviews. From exploring unconventional sporting events and groundbreaking art to dissecting industry acquisitions and celebrating unique diversity in toys, the hosts deliver a comprehensive and entertaining listen. The inclusion of Joey Chestnut provides exclusive insights into the world of competitive eating, rounding out an episode filled with laughter, knowledge, and community connection.