The BOB & TOM Show - July 15, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – July 15, 2026: Episode Summary

Overview

Episode Theme & Purpose:
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a classic slice of the long-running morning staple: quick-fire comedy, news oddities, sports talk, and playful banter. The cast dives into topics ranging from the annual Ventriloquist Convention, global sports stories, and weird animal news, to lifestyle oddities and new words. Without the regulars Christy Lee and Pat Godwin in studio, and with Jess Hooker under the weather, the “boys' club” energy is on full display, punctuated by humor both clever and crass, peppered with music, pop culture, and signature story tangents.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Ventriloquist Convention in Kentucky

• The episode opens with Bob and Tom riffing on the ventriloquist convention in Fort Mitchell, KY, featuring “400 people and plenty of wooden heads.”
• [00:15] Bob Kevoian: “...annual ventriloquist convention... seminars on ventriloquism history, creating character voices and making and manipulating your figures.”
• The panel jokingly stages a “call-in” featuring ventriloquism gags ("manipulating your figures… how to pick up girls with a dummy" – [00:43] Tom Griswold).
• The convention's 50th anniversary is spotlighted, star guests mentioned (Jeff Dunham, Darcy Lynn, Willie Tyler & Lester, Jay Johnson).
  • [03:29] Bob Kevoian: “Featured performances and lectures by Jeff Dunham, Darcy Lynn, Willie Tyler and Lester... Jay Johnson from Soap.”

2. Sports & Travel Anecdotes

• Story on Erling Haaland, Norwegian soccer star, bringing home a taxidermied raccoon from Dallas after the World Cup (humorous aside about $750 raccoon souvenirs).
  • [05:25] Bob: “The Internet quickly identified Wild Bill's western store in Dallas where Norway played. That's who was selling them.”
• Bob and Tom swap travel stories — Bahamas, weird airports, jetways, and luggage mishaps.
  • [09:02] Tom Griswold: “I'm gonna be getting sodomized by a guy who's a Marcus Garvey fan in a minute here.”

3. National Hot Dog and Nudist Day

• Playful riffing on holiday crossovers (“Hot Dog Day,” “Nudist Day,” “Donut Day”).
  • [11:53] Tom: “Yeah, you're walking around nude. How many guys, how many guys would order the foot long?”

4. Weird News Highlights

• Snake Farm Flood: Typhoon in China resulted in thousands of venomous cobras escaping a snake farm – kicked off a string of snake jokes and chat about the snake farming industry (medicine, wine, boots, and belts).
  • [15:46] Tom: “Those are snakes. It looks, it looks like a canoe, a giant stream of deadly snakes.”
• “Snake Farm” parody song/jingling mimics a State Farm ad.
  • [17:11] Tom: “Like a bad neighbor, snake farm is there...”
• Yellowstone Bison Incident: Discussion of viral video — a man getting flipped by a bison while taking a photo, leading to a series of physical comedy jokes.
  • [21:18] Tom: “You see him run into the woods... when the bison flips him, the beauty of it is he is splayed out, and he goes all the way up... it is hilarious. I'm glad he's gonna be okay, but it's still very fun.”

5. Daily Life & Listener Mail

• Sharing stories about getting gas, spilling fuel, and ruined shoes ([23:22]); dog and CBD treats ([24:15]).
• Discusses public crowd movement trends ("do crowds veer left below the equator?" – [25:47]).

6. Today in History & Cultural Reminiscence

• Covers Bastille Day ("more tongue than American Revolution," and memories of discovering French kissing – [32:19]), the invention of the washing machine, Carvel ice cream, Gerald Ford’s presidency and clumsiness, and presidential trivia.
• Water skiing on stilts video discussed ([42:06]).
• Pogo Palooza: Multi-day world championship of extreme pogo sticking in Pittsburgh ([60:07]).

7. WNBA & Sports

• Recap of sports news: World Cup updates, MLB All-Star Game ([51:01]), NBA’s European expansion ([26:16]), and a WNBA incident involving a thrown shoe ([56:16]).
• Playful criticism of new team names—“Toronto Tempo” called “the lamest name” ([57:36]).

8. Strange Businesses: Python-for-Pizza

• Florida pizzeria (Wild Man’s Pizza, Pasta & Python) accepts pythons as payment during the annual Python Challenge, using python in toppings and merchandise ([80:02]).
  • [80:06] Jeff Oskay: “Owner Dustin Crumb...I’m the first place in the world to accept python as currency.”

9. Lifestyle & Language Oddities

• Condoms in the Castle: British castle historians discover 170-year-old condoms made from animal intestines, tied with ribbon ([113:56]).
• New Cambridge Dictionary entries: “engagement pod”, “dopamine site”, “clipping economy” ([119:26]).
• Job loss due to AI at Microsoft – “show them the Windows” punchline ([118:24]).

10. Names and First Impressions

• Survey: Americans’ first name biases. “Karen” and “Chad” still get a bad rap; respondents want names like “Jessica” ([154:44]).
  • Discussion of students named “Shatheed” (S-H-I-T-H-E-E) and “Femali” (“FEMALE”), leading to a riff on parents and childhood naming trauma ([159:14]).
  • [157:21] Ace Cosby: “The antagonist in all those [80s college movies] — Chad was the evil frat...”

11. Sexy Time with Ali Breen

• Relationship advice segment takes on:
  • Couples splitting checks unequally ([137:28]), masseuse girlfriend keeping large cash tips ([140:13]), partner joking about “hall passes” ([145:15]), pregnancy sex talk ([147:24]), and whether to warn a friend their best friend’s boyfriend is cheating ([149:29]).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Snake Farm Song – [17:11] Tom Griswold:
  “Like a bad neighbor, snake farm is there, no one wants to live next to that snake farm.”
• On the Pythons-for-Pizza trade-in – [80:06] Jeff Oskay:
  “I’m the first place in the world to accept python as currency. So you can trade in a python for a pizza. We do python toppings, python pizza, iguana, you know, whatever.”
• Hot Dog/Nudist Mashup – [11:53] Tom Griswold:
  “Yeah, you're walking around nude. How many guys, how many guys would order the foot long?”
• On Being Flipped by a Bison – [21:18] Tom Griswold:
  “The bison flips him, the beauty of it is he is splayed out, and he goes all the way up, and it's the perfect angle. If you were trying to do a TV comedy, this is the shot...”
• Avocado Boy – [133:29] Jess Hooker:
  “You can stand in the grocery, people pay you and tip you. Is this ripe or not? Yes. You'll be avocado boy.”

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Ventriloquist Convention & Riffs: [00:15]–[04:23]
• World Cup Update & Taxidermy Raccoon: [04:44]–[06:01]
• Snake Farm Flood in China: [13:21]–[18:23]
• Yellowstone Bison Incident: [19:17]–[22:48]
• National Food Days (Hot Dog, Nudist, Donut): [11:27]–[12:19]
• Python for Pizza at Wild Man’s: [80:02]–[84:33]
• Old Condoms in the Castle: [113:56]–[116:26]
• Name Prejudices Survey: [154:44]–[156:41]
• Sexy Time with Ali Breen: [136:07]–[152:18]

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Segment Highlights

Comedy Anchored in the Ordinary

• The entire show is built around camaraderie, inside jokes, and occasionally juvenile humor — all oriented around the oddities of daily life: from bison mishaps (“he looked like a starfish!”) to commiserating on the fate of shirts ruined by gasoline.
• Even the Today in History segment is a springboard for off-road banter (Bastille Day as “like the American Revolution, but with a lot more tongue”).
• Discussions on men’s “spaceballs” and the gradual descent relative to toilet water offer an example of the uniquely BOB & TOM blend of relatable but ridiculous dialog.

Listener Engagement

• Multiple segments draw upon listener letters – on topics like gas-station humiliation, crowd movement in the southern hemisphere, and, during “Sexy Time,” real relationship dilemmas.

Absurd Local & International News

• Whether it’s pythons as pizza currency, 170-year-old animal-intestine condoms, or the new world record for most kisses in 30 seconds ([68:03]), the team gleefully mines real headlines for comic gold.

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Final Thoughts & Takeaways

• Classic BOB & TOM Energy: This episode leans into the frat-house flavor the show is famous for, with plenty of laughter, improv, and competitive riffing, all tethered by Tom’s flair for the absurd (“if the shoe fits… remember the most famous shoe tossing?”).
• Bridges from News to Nostalgia: Whether discussing new words, strange businesses, or mishaps caught on video, anecdotes segue naturally into reminiscence and pop culture recall.
• Great “Entry Point”: For first-time listeners, this is an exemplary episode: nearly every mainstay format is present — the Today in History quiz, listener mail, sports chat, and, of course, “Sexy Time” advice.

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For Further Listening

• Want more? Check out the segment at [80:02] for a wild dive into the “Python for Pizza” business, or [136:07] for the full “Sexy Time with Ali Breen” relationship advice panel.

Note: The summary captures all major moments except for commercials and traditional intros/outros, remaining faithful to the show’s original tone, pacing, and banter.

Transcript

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the bob and tom show. Boy, this week in Fort Mitchell, Kentucky sure has a lot of dummies in town. It's the annual ventriloquist convention for 400 people. And plenty of wooden heads have gathered for the annual do serious business though. There are seminars on ventriloquism history, creating character voices and making and manipulating your figures. Making them do your bidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Manipulating your figures. How to pick up girls with a dummy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ventriloquist convention.

[Tom Griswold]

Morning, Bob and Tom Show. I'm sorry, what?

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you say.

[Ali Breen]

Something?

[Bob Kevoian]

Kentucky. I got that much.

[Tom Griswold]

Or are you calling from the ventral? From the ventriloquism convention.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'm not reading my lips. I can tell. We can tell.

[Tom Griswold]

I can tell. Your lips are pretty. Pretty still there. What's your name? My name is Jimmy.

[Ace Cosby]

Jimmy.

[Tom Griswold]

Jimmy. Jimmy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh? It's Jimmy. Judy. No, it's Judy.

[Jess Hooker]

Jerry.

[Tom Griswold]

Jerry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jerry. What's the name of your.

[Tom Griswold]

Jerry, what's the name of your partner?

[Ali Breen]

Timmy. Timmy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Julie

[Tom Griswold]

continues to be speaking to the phone. Hand in the phone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hang on a minute. Okay. And now I'd like to present my partner, Timmy. If only we can see this great eye. So Timmy is the dummy?

[Tom Griswold]

He's the dummy. Oh, you're not the dummy. He's the dummy. Oh, you guys are so funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's great.

[Jeff Oskay]

You are drinking level water while talking to you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're gonna drink some water.

[Tom Griswold]

Drink some water while talking to us.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Go ahead. Timmy. Could we. Could we speak to Jerry again?

[Bob Kevoian]

Jerry, I'll have to call you back. I'll have to call you back. We have an update on that, actually. If you're a ventriloquist, big doings starting today. Yes, hello, from the O'Reilly Hollow Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee on vacation. Jess Hooker under the weather at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

You forgot about Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Godwin. He still worker has a shoulder boo boo at the news desk. Jeff Oskay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is going to be interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is going to be something else. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. And you did. Have you seen the ventriloquist convention?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking at the countdown clock. Yeah, it starts in 7 hours, 56 minutes and 56 seconds.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, you're kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. At the Holiday Inn Cincinnati Airport this weekend. Guests and headliners, the 50th anniversary of the convention. Featured performances and lectures by Jeff Dunham, Darcy Lynn, Willie Tyler and Lester.

[Tom Griswold]

I love those guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Jay Johnson from Soap.

[Ace Cosby]

I, I, Jay Johnson is my favorite.

[Bob Kevoian]

And if you haven't seen the video where they do the mind reading where

[Ace Cosby]

they, they blindfold Bob.

[Bob Kevoian]

They blindfold Bob the dummy. And he guess what item I hold. He's holding on soap. I get so excited about it. Oh, gosh, it's wonderful. It's red. Is it an apple?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's amazing. Yeah, so it's, it's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great.

[Ace Cosby]

We're sitting on a gold mine here.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be fun. Jeff Dunham, friend of the show. He's been in here with puppets. That'll be really cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Lots of hands and asses.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, look at it that way.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what's from the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got, I've got stacks of mail. I don't even know where to start. There is so much going on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you hear about the Norway guy? The Erling Holland, the big blondes guy from Norway, the striker in the World cup soccer competition.

[Ace Cosby]

Took the world by storm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Took the world by.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, very Norwegian.

[Jeff Oskay]

Look.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he is a beautiful blonde, striking the, the striking Viking is what they were calling him. And he, he got home a couple days ago to Oslo because Norway came up a little short. World Cup. When he got off the plane, he had a, he didn't have a World cup, obviously, but he did have the trophy of souvenirs. A taxidermy raccoon holding an empty bottle of booze.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Where did he get this?

[Bob Kevoian]

And the Internet quickly identified Wild Bill's western store in Dallas where Norway played. That's who was selling them. There he is with his raccoon.

[Ace Cosby]

Awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Julie Newport, the store's co owner, said, we sold very few, very few of these because they're about 750 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a genuine dead raccoon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Oh, taxiderm holding taxidermied and holding a bottle of booze. And that's him getting off the plane in Oslo.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're getting off the plane the old fashioned way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Stairway at Idlewild. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I got. When I flew to the Bahamas, I flew to Eleuthera. And they don't have, they don't have much there. I was in a trailer for seven hours there. But yeah, you get on and off the planes with the stairway. So every time I do that, as soon as you get off the plane, you're. You're on the platform at the top of the stairs. You have to go like this and wave.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like you're the Beatles getting off At Idlewild.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It was Idle Wild at the time when they got there, Right? Yeah. It wasn't jfk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Because. Yeah, he wasn't dead yet. Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's a good question.

[Ace Cosby]

It was close, wasn't it? Same year. All.

[Tom Griswold]

I always remember Idle Wild because of the song, the theme song to Car, car 54, where are you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Khrushchev, Stewart, idle wild.

[Bob Kevoian]

Car 54, where are you? The Beatles landed February of 64, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know when they. It's a good question. I don't know when they changed the name, you see, that they decided they're not going to rename the airport at Nantucket.

[Bob Kevoian]

JFK Jr oh, we're getting scattered laughter from backstage. Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. It was my fault. I told him to fly.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you and your sister don't shut up, I'm gonna crash this plane right into.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, where you flew into. I'm surprised they even had steps they brought up. They didn't just have like an extension ladder. They laid up against the plane.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding. Because the big jets could land there, but they have no lights. So what happened? So at 7 o' clock in the evening, they said, well, we're stuck.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The pilot was not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well. We used to go for the super bowl for like a decade.

[Tom Griswold]

The airport had Nassau, this is true.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nassau. It had an abandoned. It wasn't wrecked, but it looked like it might be wrecked because weeds is growing up around it. It was an airplane just. It was just off the.

[Tom Griswold]

It was like the corpse of an airplane.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Halfway down the Runway.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you're landing and remember that one year we had that. Wham. That land that we had. It was unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

One thing I remember, we were. We got off at the NASA airport and they did have a Jetway, except they had not opened the Jetway on the other side. Remember this? And it was about 150 degrees.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We were all frying.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you go from.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone's going, hey, are they going to open this GD door?

[Bob Kevoian]

We're off. We're off the plane. We're laying everybody's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. And it's like, why are these people? And when then we're all like in a tuna can waiting for them. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was rough.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was awful.

[Tom Griswold]

But the other thing I remember was entering the country and you go through. You go through immigration and customs and all that. And I had a bag of protein powder.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I realized, wait a minute. My. In my hand, this is.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a light Brown powder.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna be getting sodomized by a guy who's a Marcus Garvey fan in a minute here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Amen.

[Tom Griswold]

But they did have some convenient waste baskets. I dumped it before we went through.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the. Is that the time when we. Someone from our group climbed onto the conveyor belt and baggage. And baggage. And went around and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Came. Went back into the back, then came around and came through.

[Ace Cosby]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a good idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

This was also the trip that Tom and I were waiting at the baggage claim, and a couple of listeners came up and looked at Tom, and he was wearing his. His. What do you call that safari shirt you used to wear? Something like that or like an outback, you know, a khaki green look like

[Tom Griswold]

it looked like a correspondent.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the cargo shorts. And the guy comes up to Tom. Hey, Tom, what you doing? You on?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're handy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep your passport in there, etc. Etc. Let's see now. Coming up, we have a little bit of a World cup update.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Another game today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Spain advances. England and Argentina play this afternoon in Atlanta. Then the championship on Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Last night I was having dinner, and I got talking to the waiter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, and did you ask him where he's from or did you just say. I said, what are you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I said, you rooting for Spain just based on his accent? He goes, no, I'm from Peru. Oh, I'm rooting for Argentina.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy spoke great English, had a beautiful accent. In fact, I'm thinking of hiring him.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you think.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think we need somebody that has a nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey. I don't want to speak on behalf of the room, so I'll ask you. Are you guys up? Are you guys backing me on this? Will you stop hiring people?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, somehow.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, one of us will kick soon enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's not going to be long. Hang on.

[Ace Cosby]

We're dropping like flies.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk about attrition coming up. We do have some airline news since we've been talking about that. Also today, a special double feature. Anyone want to know what it's about? Thanks for asking. It's double feature. It's today in history and yesterday in History.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

We forgot to do today.

[Bob Kevoian]

I totally forgot it yesterday. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll do Yesterday in History. So some really important stuff that we. That we may have missed today, by the way, if I'm not mistaken, yesterday, what was. It was national something. But today's National Hot Dog Day.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was yesterday?

[Tom Griswold]

It was a donut day or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or there was a donut race in Troy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's this calendar that tells you what every important day is.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know. Did we get to it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll. I'll think of it. But we're looking forward to donut day.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. Nude.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right. Nudist day.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Nudist day. Naturalist day. Nature.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be funny if they were the same day.

[Ace Cosby]

Nude and hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're walking around nude. How many guys, how many guys would order the foot long?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, this is.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they wouldn't want the foot long. Don't hold that down there.

[Bob Kevoian]

This has to happen. A new day. Hot dog day and donut day, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's fair then.

[Tom Griswold]

You put the Freud day. You put the donut around the hot dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

This is me and you. Later, honey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Squeeze the cream out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Very good. We nailed this. Oh, we should all go home now.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a 24 carat break right here.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now. It's time to get away. I'm talking about the Hyundai getaway sales event. They call it that because you can get away with a deal. A deal. So right, it almost feels wrong. From Hyundai right now. Great deals on the most popular models, including the adventure ready SUVs like the Hyundai Santa Fe or the Santa Fe hybrid. Or the Tucson. Or the Tucson hybrid. Christy Lee, a huge fan of the hybrid. She says she gets about 35 miles per gallon. Plus also from Hyundai, the Elantra with the latest in technology and the all electric Ioniq 5 and the Ioniq 9. So check it out at your local Hyundai dealer and get away with the deal once you get it. It's so right, it almost feels wrong. From Hyundai. You'll love the Hyundai getaway sales event. It's happening right now. For more information, visit HyundaiUSA.com and get all the details. Also, I have a minor update, I think on the Typhoon May sack snake release. Remember the. Were you here for this chick?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

It's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Believe it or not, they have a terrifying. They have a breeding farm for snakes. And don't we have enough snakes?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, this is in China.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's in China. And this type of hit and nearly a thousand some venomous snakes were released. And there's some footage. I have a just a minor update coming up about that. Snake fans.

[Ace Cosby]

It looks like a raft of snakes floating on the water. And they were up like cobras.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're rolling into town.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, cool. We'll be talking about that and many other things here on the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Tom Griswold]

I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight and you got a real problem. Do not blow it.

[Josh Arnold]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been warned.

[Ace Cosby]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jeff Oscar at the news desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy Lee on vacay. Jess Hooker a little under the weather. There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Howdy.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you do? There's Ace Cosby.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. I'm Chick McGee over here at the sports desk. Brought to you by nhtsa. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. I'll also point out Pat Godwin is also under the weather. Still recovering from his shoulder surgery.

[Jeff Oskay]

Poor buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can still see him on his Dry bar comedy special.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which [e-mail] and on the app. Etc. Etc. Now, we have a lot to get to. We have some letters to get to. But before we do, I thought I would tell you about this. We were talking about this snake story. Chick, you weren't here for this, right? It was floodwaters triggered by Typhoon Mesac in China. It released an estimated 1,000 snakes, including venomous cobras. And as Josh said earlier, it looks like a raft going down the river. Do we have that video? There we go.

[Ace Cosby]

Look at these things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Holy hell.

[Jeff Oskay]

Snakes.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are snakes. It looks, it looks like a canoe, a giant stream of deadly snakes.

[Ace Cosby]

Cobras look like little, as Jess Hooker said, little Loch Nesses.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're popping up with their heads out of the water.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Jess Hooker]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is from a. This is from a snake farm where they raise these things. And I was wondering, why on earth would you be raising snakes?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So I did a little homework. Snake farms very prominent in China because they're part of traditional Chinese medicine and have been for thousands of years. Gallbladders, livers, and skin from the reptiles is used to create supplements sold all around the world. Now, I don't know if you can go to gnc. Could I get the cobra liver powder? They also make snake wine. Snake wine, which is. Which is alleged by Chinese dudes to reduce the damage to your liver when you drink alcohol. By the way, if you'd like to buy some cobra venom. 450 bucks a gram.

[Ace Cosby]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

The snakes are also raised for meat and of course, for leather, if you will, Production for boots, belts, etc. Etc.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I could have a snake sandwich on rye with maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure. I did come up with a jingle.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a bad neighbor snake farm is

[Ace Cosby]

there no one wants to live next

[Bob Kevoian]

to that snake farm.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe I got this beautiful land. We're gonna be growing some soybeans. Hey, what does Farmer Chin do next door? Oh, he raises venomous cobras.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Ace Cosby]

Will you call the realtor?

[Bob Kevoian]

You want me to. Call me. You're gonna do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O. And on that farm he had some snakes. What? Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, who's your car insurance with? Snake farm.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Anyway, that. That's the story on the snake farm. It makes me think of the song Sex Farm from Spinal Tap. Spinal Tap, Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sex Farms working on the sex farm time now.

[Ace Cosby]

I introduced you to the guys by the song by Ray Wiley Hubbard. Snake Farm.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't remember this.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was a good.

[Ace Cosby]

Paul Thorne has a cover that Tom played.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, Paul Thorne has a great cover of this thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you can't say that you haven't heard the original.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm talking. Paul Thorne's cover is great.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, but you don't know if it's a great cover because you haven't heard the original.

[Tom Griswold]

No, because he is.

[Ace Cosby]

His is the COVID But you don't know how. How well he's covering.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't say it was better than the original. I said the COVID is original.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, are we having email from our listeners?

[Tom Griswold]

So this is like saying. This is like you could go see the movie Cape Fear, right, with Robert De Niro and say it's a great movie. It has no bearing.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a great remake.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure you can.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see.

[Ace Cosby]

Because you don't know how it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm taking my life into my own hands to get in the middle of this. But I'm understanding what Josh is trying to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I do too. It's just a nuanced misinterpretation.

[Ace Cosby]

I understand what Tom is trying to say. It's just funny to argue.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, thank you.

[Jeff Oskay]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

This. This is Steve from Utah. Hello, Steve. He has a brand new T shirt he just made he said, this is why the Internet is so great.

[Ace Cosby]

Immediately.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the Yellowstone national park across the top, and that's the bison flipping the grandfather up in the air. And he's okay. Right.

[Ace Cosby]

It says, do not pet the fluffy cows. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There is an update on that guy here. I got it right here, as a of fact.

[Bob Kevoian]

Matter, matter of fact. Thank you, Steve from Utah.

[Tom Griswold]

His name is Carl McDaniel. He was there with his. With his grandson. According to cnn, he broke his femur in four places near his hip and suffered several bruises. He had surgery Sunday. He was able to stand up by Monday. And he's quoted as saying, I'll be doing physical therapy for the next few days to get to walk.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And he says, it's not as catastrophic as it could have been.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Now, how can this guy cash out? Because.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm predicting podcast. It used to be straight to morning radio.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, Right. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I think it's. He'll be hosting a podcast with the hook to a girl, whatever her name was. What is she now? Is she.

[Bob Kevoian]

She tried a podcast. I'm not sure. Then she had a. Some kind of bitcoin problem, but I'm

[Tom Griswold]

not sure where she is now. She the ambassador to Brazil or something? She's got a good gig going.

[Bob Kevoian]

I gave her an ambassadorship. That's interesting.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a video of this program as we were commenting on it. That's really funny.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can actually see the video and our interpretation of what's going on. But if you have. If you don't know what we're talking about. This guy, and he was perfectly innocent. They were pretty. They were like, what, 100ft away from this thing? Or 100 yards.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it seemed like it, anyway. And the bison seemed distracted rolling around on the ground. And.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. And they're at a campground. You see a car, a truck go between the two.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the bison. And they can run, I want to say, 35 miles an hour.

[Ace Cosby]

It's not like he was being an idiot trying to get a selfie right next to it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But you see him run into the woods, and then it. It's like. And then he's running around, and then when the bison flips him, the beauty of it is he is splayed out, and he goes all the way up, and it's the perfect angle. If you were trying to do a TV comedy, this is the shot. The guy that did the photography is amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

He looked like a starfish.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's it is hilarious. I'm glad he's gonna be okay, but it's still very fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

And that bison could. Couldn't have put less effort into throwing him 30ft in the air.

[Ace Cosby]

Like swat and fly.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was so.

[Tom Griswold]

And as somebody pointed out, when the video starts, you can see the guy and his grandson relatively far, where they're taking a picture, and the bison's rolling in the dust.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then as I.

[Josh Arnold]

For.

[Tom Griswold]

Who said that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Was it you that said, oh, he's chalking up.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like he's.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Chalking up like a gymnast ready to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the bison looked like when you brush something off your shoulder.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

When he flipped the guy in the air, it was like nothing to the bison.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of that sort of thing, I don't have the story in front of me, but I know yesterday was the last day at, what is it called? The Fairman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, San Fermin Cheese Festival and the

[Tom Griswold]

Running of the Bulls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They had two more people gourd yesterday. Oh, yeah. Not fatally, but that's good. Earlier in the week, a guy got a horn in the face.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. In the face.

[Tom Griswold]

In the face. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then in the face.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I remember one year, a guy got it in the rectum. Boy, that rectum nearly killed him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think anybody's died for a couple of years there. So that's good news. You got that. You got your. You got. Look at this. You got Spain winning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is huge. And then you got. The bull thing is over.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry. I'm still laughing at Snake Farm.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, we want to get to our letters there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Dear Bob, at Tom show, particularly Chick, I will gladly be your gas boy if you're catching up to speed. A couple weeks ago, maybe a month ago now, I was getting gas in the car, and I tripped over a gas hose, and I honked my bobo. It's kind of painful.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you go down?

[Bob Kevoian]

I went down.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Down right to the pavement. And then yesterday morning, I stopped and got gas, and it came gushing out of the car and hit me in the shoe.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it ruin the shoes?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you get that smell out?

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I don't think so. I made a kind of a. An anemic effort, but it's. You're still pretty aromatic, so that sounds

[Tom Griswold]

like something you need to Google. I bet there is a way, I

[Jeff Oskay]

think, if you just put them in a bag of rice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, is that right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that'll fix.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right, smartass?

[Tom Griswold]

You set it on fire.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Anyway, I will gladly be your gas boy chick. I will also buy your liquor and play euchre. Please, I need this to get me out of the damn house. I'm awaiting your call. That's from Kevin.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I have another update. Yesterday we had a story about a. A dog, a beautiful black Labrador that had to be rescued. They were climbing the tallest mountain in England, which 18ft is called. No, that's, that's. That's in Florida. You ever see the bumper stickers in Florida? I climbed Mount Dora.

[Ace Cosby]

I have not seen that bumper.

[Tom Griswold]

The highest place in Florida. It's like four feet above sea level.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, they were climbing this mountain and the dog apparently got a hold of some THC infused something marijuana of some sort and the dog just went down. A 55 pound beautiful black lab. And there happened to be a training group nearby and there's, there's video of them taking this dog down the hill and the dog just looks, you know, looks like it looks like Willie at a fish concert. But I mentioned that I had purchased some. I guess it's c. Is it CBD infused dog biscuits from one of my dogs. Terrified of thunder and a fireworks. Just. So I talked to the vet and I got him these things and his name is Mr. Fletcher. I and I pointed out that I didn't see any ill effects from this except the fact that my doorbell rang and the guy goes, who ordered the snossage pizza? Dear Bob and Tom show. I'm assuming Tom's dog, Mr. Fletcher, puts on glasses like Mr. Ed when dialing the phone to order his sausage pizza. One of my favorite things in the Mr. Ed Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a guy who listens to the show faithfully.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. Thank you very much, sir. We'll call you Mr. G. I certainly appreciate that. Now your turn over there. What's going on?

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom show. For the past couple of days you guys talked about people and crowds having tendency to drift to the left.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does this phenomenon exist south of the equator or does the walking and the crowd move to the right?

[Tom Griswold]

Very fair question.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's from John.

[Tom Griswold]

Really interesting study that they would, they would look at photographs of crowds and they just tend to veer to the left. It's not a political thing, it's just an oddity that they're exploring. Now what's coming up in the world of sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

We've got a World cup update for you. That's right. Spain advances yesterday. Major League Baseball All Star Game last night. I'll give you a hint. The American League. One for nothing. And the NBA is moving closer to.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys remember when I was a kid the All Star Game, Major League Baseball All Star Game especially was a big damn deal. Yeah, I remember it came to Riverfront Stadium in Cincinnati in like 1970. Ish. And I lost my mind. No, I didn't. But it. I wanted to go. But it just doesn't All Star Games.

[Ace Cosby]

It does not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Baseball seems to be the closest something that would be interesting to watch as far as All Star Games go because football and pass.

[Tom Griswold]

But the NFL doesn't really have one anymore.

[Ace Cosby]

Arguably the baseball. The MLB All Star Game is the best game, but it is not. It does not seem to garner the attention. But once dead.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, not even a little bit.

[Ace Cosby]

They got to figure out what to do with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the NBA's is more of a. Yeah, let's get 30 of the richest men in the world together to.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boss a ball around and have some fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

And speaking of the NBA, they're wanting to start a brand new league in Europe and this evidently is a go. And it's. They're looking for a fall 2027 start. Wow. Because that's springtime on commissioner Adam Silver's home planet. He's an odd looking guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there already is a league over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, I know, but they're so.

[Tom Griswold]

They want the money.

[Bob Kevoian]

The NBA and FIBA announced the European League plans last year. I don't know if they're going to absorb the present FIBA or they're going to be in addition to fiba. I'm not sure what's going to go on there, but FEMA be jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Yeah, I was traveling to Florida with family members, writes Michael from Alpharetta, Georgia. Sure, what a great day.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a big baseball town.

[Tom Griswold]

My adult daughter and I were at the Fort Lauderdale airport. The server made mention that she had just been to the Sistine Chapel. I turned to my daughter and I asked, do you know where the Sistine Chapel is? She shook her head and I said, it's right next to the 15th Chap Chapel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it is. That's a classic.

[Tom Griswold]

The restaurant worker found it very amusing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, good.

[Ace Cosby]

But I bet his daughter not as much.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, thank you. Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet he got the international. Oh, dad.

[Ace Cosby]

If he's lucky.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you want to give me a couple taste previews of the news?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, man, we have. We have fish in the news. We have, speaking of snakes, python as currency.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, when you say fish, do you mean Fish or P H, I S H, fish. Ph Phish. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a really cool story. All right, sir, about the band Fish.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, our buddy Austin just spent three days with Fish.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, And I'm going to include him in our.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And is he incarcerated?

[Ace Cosby]

No, no. But he still has a sort of a blank look on his face. Yeah, it's like he, he's trying to readjust to society.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if they allowed to have the radios on where several of the Fish fans are right now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jeff Oskay at the news desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby. Hey, Our newscasters on vacation. Christy on vacation. Jess, under the weather. Pat Godwin. Still on the DL with the shoulder. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick Magee. Now, we have an option here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mentioned that we were going to do a double dose of Today in History.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because if I'm not mistaken, yesterday. I'll take the blame for this. We forgot to do Today in History, and I know this is important for people.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I was hoping someone would agree with me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I said yes to Look Back, because if you can't look back, you won't

[Tom Griswold]

look forward or something. Let me see if I can find it. Today's yes. So this would be the 14th.

[Bob Kevoian]

Today's 15. Yeah. Yesterday, 14.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. July 14th in history. Oh, this is. Oh, this is important. Josh. You'll know this one. 1789. Yesterday. Bastille Day.

[Josh Arnold]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyone?

[Ace Cosby]

Sure, yeah, I'm aware of the term.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, yeah, it was because.

[Tom Griswold]

What was it? King Louis banned smoking.

[Ace Cosby]

Smoking.

[Tom Griswold]

It's often been said that the French Revolution was like the American Revolution, but with a lot more tongue.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I bet so.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Remember when you first heard about French kissing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When you were a kid and you thought, oh, that sounds great.

[Josh Arnold]

Gross.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's disgusting. Right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Could that be pleasant? I remember just being like, I don't know if that's any good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And I did. It was like, oh, yeah, this is pretty good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you learn it's training day for other things.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I dated that girl who. In high school. Oh, yes. Kiss like a. A Mason jar. She just left her mouth open the whole time. Wasn't. Wasn't anything at all. It wouldn't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like making out with a bass.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Evidently.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, even in today's culture, there really isn't much training for any of this stuff. You really have to kind of learn it on your own.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And then sometimes you'll be with someone and they're. They're not going to give you any. Any help. You're going to have to figure it out. Hey, do you like this? You know what I'm saying, Josh?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm sure you're a. Communication is key.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's. That you're.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know how I feel about you saying something like, hey, do you like this? I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I care for that at all.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't say that necessarily. I just meant that there. There's not, like, training. There are no videos.

[Ace Cosby]

No. But there are absolute Context clues though, that's, that's where you. If she's not giving you any verbal, hey, I love that, do it again or I don't care for that, never do that again. Context clues. The noises she makes.

[Tom Griswold]

Should there be some like videos?

[Ace Cosby]

No, it's every man for himself.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think so.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think, I think a moan goes a long way, right? I think they know that.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. There's no shame in.

[Tom Griswold]

Now back learning in the 1700s, did. I mean, did people even know what was going on?

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean? When people were laying down kissing, would

[Tom Griswold]

a young maiden get married and have no idea what was coming?

[Ace Cosby]

No, they knew, they were told. Even things like Chaucer were filled with sex jokes and references and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

So they would they advise them as to what's going to be happening in the honeymoon.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you also had so called nurses, you know, like in Romeo and Juliet where she has a nurse with her the whole time. Not an actual medical nurse, but yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, to give her some tips.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that would be one of the things. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Work the balls.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean cradle, cradle them. Cradle them. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm a lady. You might want to reach for the balls.

[Tom Griswold]

1881, Billy the Kid shot to death. Pat. He was what, 20? Something like that?

[Ace Cosby]

He's so young and patient.

[Bob Kevoian]

Garrett was a sheriff. I realized that again yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably would have lived longer if. Or if he'd lived longer, you would. Had a better nickname, you know, Wouldn't. Wouldn't you rather be Billy the grown up last 100 year old Western dude? Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Billy the Nonagenarian.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now this next one, we can, we can tackle this one and screw it up. All right, I'll ask him. I'll ask Mr. Oscar. This one. Do you know who Dr. Benjamin Spock was?

[Jeff Oskay]

A doctor who had to do with kid babies?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

And what to expect when you're expecting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he wrote the book, the Common sense book of baby and child Care in. Published in 1946.

[Ace Cosby]

He not write what to expect when you're expecting.

[Ali Breen]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's the same idea. Yeah, but that would. In 46, that really kind of again, that really opened a lot of doors and telling people how things worked.

[Ace Cosby]

Now that's important.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

That shouldn't be every man for himself when it comes to childbirth.

[Tom Griswold]

And if, and if you read about, if you read, if you read about childbirth in the 1800s, it. Or been before, I mean in many cases men weren't allowed in. It's.

[Jeff Oskay]

I, I attended one in the 2000s and I didn't care much for it. I can't imagine the old days.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always got Dr. Spock and Mr. Spock confused.

[Ace Cosby]

Many do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Dr. Spock's book, the Common Sense of Baby in Child Care. Remember chapter one's title?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you made a baby.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you should have pulled out.

[Ace Cosby]

Why didn't you pull out? Dummy.

[Tom Griswold]

Chapter two. So you knocked her up. Okay. No, it's actually filled with expertise about the important thing of child.

[Ace Cosby]

He's back.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want to make anybody upset.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I just. I remember some of the ideas are old fashioned. It's like for teething, he recommends margaritas. And then for croup, he recommends filter cigarettes. Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

For soothing a baby to sleep, putting on a Fireside chat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. These are all great ideas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aren't you supposed to dunk like a handkerchief and whiskey? If they're teething or something?

[Ace Cosby]

Back then they would.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

For them to suck on and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this is a surprise. In 2008, Christopher Nolan's film the Dark Knight made its premiere. 2008. Think about that. If you got knocked up. If you got knocked up watching that movie at a drive in, your kid's old enough to have already stolen his

[Bob Kevoian]

first car, well, it really makes you stop.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, Jeff, I'm gonna give you an easier one.

[Jess Hooker]

Ready?

[Jeff Oskay]

I got the last one.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got to get the three. Or to win this dollar I got

[Jeff Oskay]

sitting over here, I need that dollar.

[Tom Griswold]

1857. Happy birthday. Frederick Louis Maytag.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm assuming he invented the washer, the

[Tom Griswold]

close washer, the motorized washing machine.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he was a real pest, a real bother. And that's how he came up with the agitator. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

And didn't we have one of the Maytag guys in here, Gordon Jump?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, he was the guy that I grew up with as the Maytag man.

[Bob Kevoian]

I also Mr. Carlson on WKP. I don't know if I know he

[Tom Griswold]

was in here, but I don't remember. Was he this. Wasn't he the second Maytag?

[Bob Kevoian]

He was the middle, loneliest guy in town. The Maytag repairman. Right.

[Ace Cosby]

Wasn't he also the actor who gave Gary Coleman and his friend wine on

[Bob Kevoian]

the episode of Different Strokes? A very special difference.

[Ace Cosby]

As unsettling as it gets, Jeff, you're two for two.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And let's not forget the importance of the washing machine. This gave ladies more time to go to the kitchen.

[Bob Kevoian]

You love your washing machine, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

And your dryer, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Your dishwasher?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You love all the.

[Ace Cosby]

We are blessed to have all those. Although I can live without a dishwasher. I did just fine for so long without one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I wash them as I go.

[Ace Cosby]

I prefer having one, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

When my dishes go in my dishwasher, they're essentially already washed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. But I like the dishwasher to sterilize them.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You do.

[Tom Griswold]

Put it on sanitize, and three hours later my china comes out melted.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because you're insane.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Let's see now. Oh, this. I think you're going to get this one, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

1906, the birthday of a Tom Carvel. Or Carvel.

[Jeff Oskay]

He invented the ice cream cake.

[Bob Kevoian]

1906.

[Tom Griswold]

If it's that Carvel, then yeah, it's Carvel. The first ice cream retail company was started in 1934. I find that hard to believe.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, then we're giving it to Oscar. You got it. That's named Carvell.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about Fudgy the Whale? When did that first appear? Was that right? Right from the beginning.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know. I never got to enjoy a Fudgy the Whale. Carvel did not make it to Missouri.

[Bob Kevoian]

I heard tell of it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never got one as a kid. Always wanted one.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Carvel the name of the guy that. His wife is the. They're like. One is left, one is right. What's that guy's.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, Carville. That's James Carville.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mary Madeline.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not talking about him or her. Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

His wife doesn't move her mouth when she talks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she looks like clutch cargo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Speaking of intro, let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, William. Hannah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, and Joe Barbera.

[Tom Griswold]

Hannah Barbera.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fame.

[Ace Cosby]

Old Bill and Joel got together. Bill and Joe and got together and history was made.

[Tom Griswold]

I still love some of those cartoons.

[Ace Cosby]

Very much so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my darling.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Michigan's own Gerald Ford, graduate of the University of Michigan, incredibly clumsy and ended up through a variety of things, becoming president.

[Bob Kevoian]

Long national nightmare is finally over.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever thought about this? If you remember any of those days, had things gone just slightly differently, Spiro Agnew would have been president.

[Bob Kevoian]

My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. That's when he pardoned

[Tom Griswold]

because. Yeah, but he remembers. You remember this, Josh? You ever. Spiro Agnew was Nixon's vice president.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He got kicked out.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So we could have had President Agnew. Well, we didn't. We had. We had Gerald Ford. Not only is he a Michigander. Michiganian, he is Also a skier. And speaking of those, I saw. I saw him in person at. In Vail, Colorado.

[Bob Kevoian]

Speaking of those things, a boat and skier and skiing. Someone sent you an email, Tom, specifically for Tom, that says. See, these are when the listeners. Pacifically, not specifically. He writes specifically. I couldn't help, but I couldn't help myself. I saw this video clip, had to send it to Tom because it combines so many of Tom's favorite things.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Other than it is not Michigan, but it is in Wisconsin.

[Ace Cosby]

We got a 58 year old here.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. He's getting ready to water ski, as you can tell. Right?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay. I was gonna say. Yeah, there he is.

[Bob Kevoian]

There he is right there.

[Ace Cosby]

He's been skiing for 58 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. And he's on a dock sitting on a stool with his skis.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there goes the water.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're gonna do a dock.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, they're gonna pull them off the dock.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're probably wondering, why do they pull him off a dock? That's right. He's on stilts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God, that's genius.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

I would love to do that. He is skiing on stilts. That's fantastic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just majestically off into the sunset.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Beautiful lake. Oh, that's great. Thank you very much for the video. You appreciate that Internet. Yeah. Gerald Ford was a skier and yeah. I got to see him in. In person.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think he ever got up on Skills Stilts? Do you think they call stilts skilts

[Ace Cosby]

when they're on skis in Scotland? They do. Ah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no. Ski still should be called Skills.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're water skiing in wearing a kilt, your junk is going to be.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to be getting a lot of air.

[Ace Cosby]

They call it a bidet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you fall, it's the 100 yard douche.

[Bob Kevoian]

A flume.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna have to come back to finish off yesterday.

[Jeff Oskay]

In history, has anyone snow skied on stilts?

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Ace Cosby]

Good question.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now you got something. I can't imagine they haven't.

[Ace Cosby]

Right, right. But man, it's got to be.

[Tom Griswold]

So I have seen a guy with a snowboard where the. This is weird. With like a pole and he was a couple feet off. That's probably the closest.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of like a hydrofoil.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't they have little gizmos with handlebars and a seat with skis on the bottom? Yeah, ski down the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want to call those.

[Ace Cosby]

Those look fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, those are really fun. I might do one of those if I ever go sneaking. Yeah, I should try.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch out for that tree. Coming up, we have an update on extreme pogoing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think Tom wants me to go skiing with him.

[Tom Griswold]

We're covering all the good stuff. Also, we've got a very unusual python update because of the current python hunt going on in the Everglades.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Snake farm is there.

[Tom Griswold]

This involves using pythons as currency. For real? We'll find out about that.

[Ace Cosby]

And as a fun trick, I have hidden a python somewhere in the green room in one of the cabinets. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I would, I, honestly, I would pass out if I. If I saw a snake in person. I think I would.

[Tom Griswold]

To borrow from the Yiddish, the word plots, I believe.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure I'd pass out.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jeff Hoskay at the news desk. That's right, everybody sick or on vacation. Pat Godwin on the DL, there's Josh Arnold. Hello, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee here at the NHTSA sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We have to finish yesterday in history. All right, sorry. We'll get to today in history later on. All right, let's see. We were discussing. Happy birthday, Gerald Ford, former President of the United States, avid skier, resident of Vail, Colorado.

[Ace Cosby]

I always liked that Chevy Chase didn't even try to do a Gerald Ford voice. He just did the clumsiness. And then Ackroyd did a voice with a mustache. Right, right. For Jimmy Carter. But he did, he just kept the Mustang.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Those were great days. Happy birthday. The great character actor, Harry Dean Stanton, yesterday.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, he is great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pretty good.

[Ace Cosby]

Recently passed away. Not too long ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was that Paris?

[Tom Griswold]

A couple years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

Texas.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a great movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is sad. On 1945, the late Jim Gordon, the drummer, world class drummer, played on hundreds of number one hits. And what was the drummer for? Eric Clapton? Derek and the Dominoes is incorrectly credited with writing Layla. It's a long story.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can tell you're irked. Miffed. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

His then girl. It's a long story, but he had a very sad end. It's. Oh, no, you know. Yeah, I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not sure if I'm aware.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to know.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It involved a lot of unfortunate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I think I kind of remember it now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who else are we wishing birthday for

[Tom Griswold]

the fine actress Jane Lynch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's got to be rough having your last name a hate crime.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's kind of.

[Ace Cosby]

She was from Lynchburg, but that's also a tough name,

[Jeff Oskay]

you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, she's good on that. She was good. I don't know. If it's still around, you'll know. The reboot of the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, who Wants to be. No.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who wants to be a millionaire?

[Ace Cosby]

No, the.

[Bob Kevoian]

The smartest.

[Ace Cosby]

Goodbye. You are the weakest link. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right. Okay, sorry. I'll run this one by Mr. Oskar again because you're doing so well. Happy birthday, Matthew Fox. Who's Matthew Fox?

[Jeff Oskay]

I have no idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to say he's on one of those team.

[Tom Griswold]

He was party of five. Dawson's Creed was.

[Josh Arnold]

He's the.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't he the main guy in Lost?

[Bob Kevoian]

Lost, yeah, sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Great movie called Bone Tomahawk. If you've never seen that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love the Bone Tomahawk.

[Ace Cosby]

He's awesome in that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that gets real.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that's. That sounds like a. That sounds like a gay Native American porn.

[Ace Cosby]

Give it a. Give it a watch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Hey, Tom, why don't you go watch Tomahawk this afternoon?

[Ace Cosby]

And Kurt Russell, we'll talk to you in a week when you're ready to leave your house again.

[Bob Kevoian]

When they pry you out of the fetal position.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, I haven't heard of this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, it's.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a Western. I don't know that you'd care for it, but it's. Yeah, it gets grisly.

[Tom Griswold]

And lastly, I could see you watching

[Bob Kevoian]

it and at some point going, oh, what the hell is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this guy was just in the news a couple days ago, I think. Born in 1988. Conor McGregor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he just didn't. He hawked his knee during.

[Tom Griswold]

Right out of the gate, like a 30 second fight. He comes out, tries to do a kick and then just gets the crap kicked out of him.

[Bob Kevoian]

And why he. No, he twisted his knee with the kick and he never recovered.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I'd like to think that he kicked the ghost of one of those old men he would just randomly punch in a bar for no reason.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. For no reason at all.

[Jeff Oskay]

And here's what happened to a better person.

[Tom Griswold]

He lost it his last several outings.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I think his likability or Q scores off the chart for UFC. More people know Conor McGregor than any anybody else in the UFC.

[Jeff Oskay]

He has like a hundred million dollar yacht that he just takes around the world all the time with like, to get tattoos, 20 hotties on it.

[Tom Griswold]

And he keeps losing, though.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, they pay you to lose. You just go ahead and lose. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's interesting how sometimes incredibly unsuccessful athletes end up doing so well.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, he was great at one point.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, he was the world champion at one time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I heard he's been in slightly fewer fights than Pat Godwin. Except he gets paid for it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And McGregor's in a ring and Pats are normally on a front lawn.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Typically a front lawn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Never the back lawn. I wonder why.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's yesterday in history, and you're welcome. Hope you had a good Bastille Day. Smoked an extra cigarette. Oh, by the way, coming up tomorrow, I read an interesting article yesterday that the headline was something like, cigarettes are back.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

And it's about the increasing popularity of smoking among a certain age group.

[Jeff Oskay]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cigarettes are bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, all right. I never. I was never even curious about cigarettes. And to this day, I'm like a gummy guy. If I do that, it's a gummy. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

We didn't.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can't do this.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. You're unsmoked. Your mom smoked, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, my dad smoked.

[Tom Griswold]

What brand?

[Bob Kevoian]

My mom smoked Viceroys, and my dad smoked Camel non filters.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yikes. Yikes.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did your folks smoke?

[Jeff Oskay]

My mom smoked Vantage Ultralights, which is what I smoked. And because they sell those.

[Tom Griswold]

They sell those to men. Huh?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I would steal him from.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Your dad didn't smoke, did he or did he?

[Ace Cosby]

He did. Yeah. But. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Marlboro red soft pack.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

Until probably he didn't smoke for, like, the last 15 or so years of his life. And he just. He quit cold turkey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

And then he. He smoked until he started when he was like, 14, and then. But he quit cold turkey. And then there would be cigarette packs around the house. I was like, yeah, we need to get rid of those. And he goes, the second you get rid of those is when I'll smoke again because I have to have them around me and just have the willpower not to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm the same way.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm the exact opposite.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, gotcha.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

If there was one in my house, I knew it was there. I would smoke it.

[Tom Griswold]

Kidding. Even after all these years?

[Jeff Oskay]

It's been six years. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I will find out more about the the new wave of smoking coming up. I guess we have time right now for a quick sports well we could squeeze one or two stories and what

[Bob Kevoian]

have you got from Arlington, Texas. That's right, Jerry. World in the World cup Spain wins 2 nothing victory over France yesterday. Spain advances to the finals. They will face either defending champion Argentina or England on Sunday and East Rutherford, New Jersey at Giant Stadium, Jets Stadium. The Argentina and England match this afternoon in Atlanta at 1500 which is 900. No, wait a minute. It's 3 3pm I'm going great Britain on this Eastern Daylight Time.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm on a cheerful rooting. Oh yeah, I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to cheer for England but Argentina's got that look.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Back for from yeah. Major League Baseball All Star Game last night Dylan Cease struck out the side in the first inning combining with 10 relievers on a three hitter in pitching dominance by the American League. A 4 nothing win over the National League in the All Star Game. Cody Bellinger had a two run single. Ben Rice followed with an RBI single in the first against Christopher Sanchez hosted the of the host Phillies. Miguel Vargas of the White Sox an 8th inning home run, his very first All Star appearance. And according to reports, the NBA is moving closer to launching a new league in Europe aiming for a 2027 start in the fall. Commissioner Adam Silver and deputy commissioner Mark Tatum, he's the deputy plan to meet with potential T motors during the FIFA World cup final weekend. That's this weekend. And the NBA and fiba, the basketball equivalent of FIFA in Europe have announced the European League plans last year and apparently that's it is a go.

[Tom Griswold]

And we got an interesting NBA excuse me, interesting WNBA story coming up. Also a really interesting, interesting story about the summer concert season and something that happened over the weekend at a series of fish shows. A ph ish Trey Anastasio and the boys. Something quite interesting we'll get we'll be getting to shortly but right now I want to mention that the sports Desk is brought to you by nhtsa.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, nhtsa. And now, also coming up on today's program, it'll be Sexy Time with Ali Breen. And we have a world record involving something resembling sexy Time. Also, we have condoms in the Castle. Sounds like a chapter in a book, doesn't it? Maybe. I guess that wouldn't really be a Hallmark movie, now would it? No, no, no. Not Condoms in the Castle. But we'll find out why we have found condoms in the castle. Maybe from here. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk is Jeff Oskay. Hello. We are limping along here. Jess Hooker under the weather. Kristi Lee on vacation. Vacation. Pat Godwin still with the orange. Orange. The shoulder. Owie.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why I said, where'd you get orange?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I was looking at my computer screen. I was looking for an orange on there.

[Ace Cosby]

Sometimes people smell oranges when they have a stroke. Do they say it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, I, I hope not.

[Ace Cosby]

I do, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Live on the air. Hi, there's Josh Arnold. Did you already say that? No. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, a couple things. Mr. Oskay, who is doing our news today, is going to be working with Willie G. Willie will be our. Will be on the air with us tomorrow and Friday. They're going to be doing some live comedy Friday night.

[Jeff Oskay]

Saturday night.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, Excuse me. Saturday night. Is it even on here? Oh, that's. See, when you make a poster, you don't put the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I didn't make.

[Tom Griswold]

It would be Saturday, though. I see it down there. It's Willie G. And Jeffrey at the Story Inn in Nashville.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder what the story is with the story.

[Ace Cosby]

Is there.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's haunted.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I, I thought I'd heard that.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it's haunted.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very much so.

[Ace Cosby]

Huh. Real ghosted up. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, I, I heard stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

All the rooms and stuff or the

[Jeff Oskay]

room where I stayed was haunted.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

So haunted. I know. When I performed there, I heard just so Many boos.

[Tom Griswold]

Self defecating a nice joke. Where was I?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Sports Desk Y, WNBA last night, Connecticut over Portland. 9890 to 87 in Washington. Be Toronto. The Valkyries. I'm not sure how I feel about that name. 7962.

[Ace Cosby]

Tom Cruise movie Valkyrie.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not familiar with that.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, it's pretty good, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've missed that one.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh.

[Ace Cosby]

He hunts Hitler.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like the one where they time travel with Emily Blunt and Tom Cruise.

[Ace Cosby]

Edge of Tomorrow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Edge of Tomorrow.

[Ace Cosby]

Fantastic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damn fine movie. Movie. Watch that with the Bone Tomahawk today. But watch Bone Tomahawk last.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm nothing that liked Vanilla Sky. Did you like?

[Ace Cosby]

I very much like.

[Tom Griswold]

You know. Okay, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've kind of come around on Vanilla Sky. I. I normally, as I have a policy if at some point in the movie, most often at the end, they explain to you what's happened during the movie, I tend to stay away from those movies.

[Ace Cosby]

I get why.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Vanilla sky kind of does that, but it's okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Only because I like what's his face. Who. Who directed Cameron Crowe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the nose.

[Bob Kevoian]

His taste in women. Nancy Wilson.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

He married? No, they got divorced.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah. The kids couldn't get it together. That's a shame. Anyway, New York Liberty's betting ajah Laney Hamilton tossed out of a game after she threw a shoe. I mean, who throws a shoe? Honestly? That hit Toronto Tempo player Marina Mabry.

[Ace Cosby]

No kidding. I have a question doing here.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Isn't the Toronto Tempo like the lamest name?

[Ace Cosby]

It sounds like a acapella group.

[Tom Griswold]

The Toronto Tempo.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it doesn't sound like a badass of my heart.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't these names supposed to, you know,

[Ace Cosby]

the Bears, the Lions, elicit some sort

[Tom Griswold]

of the Tempo threat? What are they going to play? The Montreal Rests?

[Bob Kevoian]

The sneaker belonged to John Cole Jones. It fell off. But when Laney Hamilton tried to toss the shoe at her teammate, it ended up hitting Ms. Maybry in the back. Well, it was an accident.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, so this was. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I could. I want to hear about players throwing shoes at each other and ripping their clothes off and calm down. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And apparently the officials, after a review, gave Ms. Lady Hamilton a technical foul, her second of the game for throwing a projectile on the court. And she was tossed. The Liberty ultimately lost to the Tempo. That is an odd name. 93, 91. Mayberry later said of the incident, I think she was really just trying to get the shoe back To John Quail. But I'll take the free throw. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now, if the shoe fits. Remember the most famous shoe tossing?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, it's got to be George W. Bush.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, that's more than a toss.

[Jeff Oskay]

Dude.

[Ace Cosby]

He does it great. Yeah, he ducks and weaves and. Yeah. He kind of laughs and he kind of looks like. You got any more?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Bring it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Where's the left one? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was something else. George W. H. I don't know about him. Right.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, by. By whether you liked him as a president or not. Right. Everybody on both sides of the aisle say he was genuinely funny. Just like, not accidentally funny. Like he genuinely had a really good guy. Yeah. Yeah. But who know? I guess he's an artist.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, he's phenomenal. Yeah, he's a great artist.

[Ace Cosby]

Interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

What does he do?

[Tom Griswold]

He's a team.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, he does, like, oil paintings.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I also like a president who, when he retires. Retires?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Like that's what a guy who retires does.

[Bob Kevoian]

He goes.

[Ace Cosby]

All of a sudden he picks up oil painting. If I were president and then retired, you wouldn't hear from me ever again.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Other than the Secret Service.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'd still have that detail. Right? Don't they get a detail?

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, what do you think of the current events? What do I. What do I care? Yeah. I left that years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not my. Not my.

[Ace Cosby]

Keep making messes.

[Tom Griswold]

I may have started a mess, but I'm not going to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not my pig. Not my.

[Ace Cosby]

You know. We can't have a nice conversation without even a slight editorial from.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. What's your problem?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, he doesn't ski. See? Gerald Ford skis.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have an exciting announcement. Pogo Palooza, the annual world championship of extreme Pogo sticking, took place in Pittsburgh. The multi day event featured high flying stunts, world record attempts and free jump areas. Athletes trained for years at Pogo Wing.

[Ace Cosby]

I wonder if the guy that we interviewed one year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we interviewed the guy and he was amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Quite skilled.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, he would.

[Bob Kevoian]

Michael Mena.

[Tom Griswold]

He would do backflips and I mean, he was great. Now, I saw a part of this. This was a couple of weeks ago in Pittsburgh. They were interviewing the one guy I saw. Apparently he'd been doing it for quite some time. Without a helmet?

[Ace Cosby]

No. Tough interview. Was it like one of those post boxing interviews?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. No helmet, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Drool.

[Ace Cosby]

I want to see a guy. This. This will never happen. But I would pay $500 to watch this. A guy puts a pogo stick on top of a pogo stick and pogos.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would take.

[Ace Cosby]

So the first pogo stick pushes down the second boat. It won't. It can't happen. It's impossible.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe if you melded the two together, somehow tied them. Oh. So it has to be a balance. Okay. Yeah, work on that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would be unbelievable balance.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, speaking of the pogoing, the. The pogo guys are doing flips. The. The famous. I guess the most famous flip in contemporary culture right now, of course, would be the one that just happened over the weekend. Mr. Carl McDaniel, who was hit by the bison and does that incredible flip going way up in the air. Once again. He is okay. He had, I believe, four fractures in his femur.

[Bob Kevoian]

Femur.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is the video that's gone viral. We have a version of it. We did a commentary on it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

On all of our socials.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy's okay. It is. It is quite humorous the way he is flipped up by a giant bison. And the lesson learned here.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're saying you shouldn't be eating solid food any day now. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that goes with it.

[Tom Griswold]

He's quoted as saying it wasn't as catastrophic as it could have been. So, Carl, I'm glad you're doing okay.

[Ace Cosby]

He said he. Of course, he can't recognize any friends

[Bob Kevoian]

or family, but he's going one of these days, busted up his femur. What do they do to the bison? Did they do anything to the bison?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a wild animal, wasn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just going to tell you it's

[Ace Cosby]

a fair question because sometimes wild animals do wild animal things and then are killed for it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

In this case, they better not have. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And don't we have a bison glut now because of Ted Turner. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

It's all his fault.

[Bob Kevoian]

He brought the bison back. And you can't go into the kitchen without finding a bison underneath the sink.

[Tom Griswold]

They are delicious. I had a bison burger.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bison burger. I have not.

[Tom Griswold]

They're great.

[Bob Kevoian]

There is one of those restaurants around here.

[Ace Cosby]

They're flavorful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very still open, but. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Which reminds me, today is National Hot Dog Day and we have an. I have a really unusual hot dog surprise. Trivia fact.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it about the wienermobile?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's about. It's a. Something everyone thinks is the case. That is not.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, you love these. These are some of your favorite trivia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, it's coming up as we celebrate National Hot Dog Day.

[Ace Cosby]

What bun do you want? You want just a plain white bun?

[Bob Kevoian]

I just want a plain white bun, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

What else is there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you got your Hawaiian. You got your brioche, you got your.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't beat Hawaiian.

[Jeff Oskay]

Your onion, you know, the poppy seed. I like poppy seed. Hot dog bun.

[Ace Cosby]

You would, you druggie.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know.

[Ace Cosby]

Those are good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What about the Pepperidge farm? People are slicing it on the top every now and then. The bun. Right.

[Ace Cosby]

They have their place. Honestly, they have their place.

[Tom Griswold]

So is the king's. Hawaiian makes hot dog buns.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Oh, hot dog. Hamburger bun.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I better. This is. I may have to leave.

[Ace Cosby]

You got a pretzel bun? I've had that dog before.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hawaiian bread people, they've got their fingers in a lot of pods.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, I'm still very excited about the forthcoming I have. I understand that at some fairs this summer they always do like the deep fried weird stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

That's getting, you know, kind of old. But I. I guess they're going to have ice cream dipped in butter, which to me, you know. Ice cream, great. Butter, great.

[Bob Kevoian]

I still don't understand how the ice cream doesn't fall off into the butter, but it doesn't. It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Some temperature trick. I. I'm going to find out and we're going to have the people that do this on the air. I'm very excited.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're going to get to the bottom of this. I don't care how many cones we have to eat.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And this year, I understand they're going to be doing deep fried birth control. Oh, kind of interesting. Interesting thing happening. I don't know why people find that politically incorrect.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know why. I don't know why this is on my button bar. But all of a sudden.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you love that tinkly piano?

[Ace Cosby]

It evokes a time and place boy.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever see the movie where the Boys Are, Jeffrey?

[Jeff Oskay]

I have not.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's isn't the male star in that.

[Tom Griswold]

So Tim Hutton knew.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was it Tim Hutton or the, ah,

[Ace Cosby]

the blonde Timothy Hutton.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Troy Donahue.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wasn't Troy Donahue. And where's the boys?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where the boys are is.

[Tom Griswold]

What's Tim Hutton's dad's name?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, Tim. Tim is the dad.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Jim.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jim Hutton was. And Tim Hutton's the son.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it wasn't Tim.

[Tom Griswold]

This is what made Daytona Beach. It was about going to college, spring break, where the Boys are. And then something happens. One of the girls is violated by a Columbia University student. I didn't know the guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

This seems like it's a lot darker in your explanation than what the movie is. Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's because, for example, the movie. What's the famous John Travolta disco movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's that called? Saturday Night Fever.

[Tom Griswold]

Saturday Night Fever is a dark movie.

[Ace Cosby]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

And even though there's all that dancing and all that other cool stuff that there's some real. That took over. Yeah. The. The one of the sub thing themes of that movie is really bleak.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, and there are essentially like two actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Essentially.

[Ace Cosby]

It's bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Violation of the.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are two versions of that there. There's a PG and a PG 13 and there's an R, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Ace Cosby]

I think so the. Where the boys are, you guys? When I was in my porn renting days where I would actually go to the porn video stores and rent them in my twenties.

[Tom Griswold]

Before you. Before you started the Josh Arnold Porn Foundation.

[Ace Cosby]

That's exactly right. Now I get by the way, you're

[Bob Kevoian]

doing some great work.

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you very much. Yeah, yeah. We've raised zero money. But I have had a lot of fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're still hoping for.

[Ali Breen]

Wouldn't that be.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be great if a charity announced, hey, listen, we've taken in $70 million. I got a private jet.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is awesome.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, look, we're really not helping anybody, but if you've seen this boat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unbelievable.

[Ace Cosby]

There was a series of lesbian porn. A whole franchise. I mean, they went it numbered from 1 to 18 or something. I remember that. And I did not rent them because I'm not. I don't care for lesbian porn because I feel like it's a party. I'm not. I haven't been invited to. I don't. I feel. I don't. I'm not Right. It was called where the Boys Aren't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, is that right?

[Ace Cosby]

I laughed every time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh my gosh. That's pretty good. Oh, hey, look at this stupid world record. Brazilian couple have claimed the Guinness World Record for most kisses in 30 seconds by a pair.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have this video? Okay, this is.

[Ace Cosby]

They must be like.

[Bob Kevoian]

I must be. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I want you to. I saw this and this is ridiculous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. 30 seconds and the number is 195.

[Ace Cosby]

Boy, how do they even. Okay, well, we'll have to see the video to see. What the heck?

[Bob Kevoian]

What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

80?

[Bob Kevoian]

90.

[Ace Cosby]

There's so many kisses.

[Bob Kevoian]

In 15 seconds. What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

Renato Gaia. Gaia. G A I A 32. And his girlfriend, Roberto Ribeiro de Marins, 33, 195 Smooches. They said they wanted to break their record together because they believe they're the best couple in the world.

[Ace Cosby]

All right, well, let's take a look.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have this? Here we go. And.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, wait a minute. They're not kissing on the lips.

[Jeff Oskay]

He is just.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, this is silly.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, dude, Josh, me and you could take the all male division. Let's do it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, we need to do this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but this is. I mean, I've seen hardcore male on male intercourse. Less gay than this video.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, here's. He's holding her lightly by the chin and kissing her cheek. But it's almost like he's just brushing his lips and going, this is ridiculous. That's it. And she doesn't even look like she's enjoying it.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I'm kind of wondering where's his right hand?

[Ace Cosby]

Just feverishly

[Bob Kevoian]

beating it like a speed bag.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there's. There's a record. I want to see Jeff.

[Ace Cosby]

Who. When we try to beat this. Who are you? Am I kissing you? Are you kissing me?

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe try it both ways.

[Ace Cosby]

See who the fastest kisser is.

[Jeff Oskay]

See how long it takes me.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you're gonna go on cheek, can

[Ace Cosby]

I go in the skin area above your beard or do I have to kiss beard?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, you can do face.

[Ace Cosby]

What are you gonna do for me?

[Jeff Oskay]

Top of your head.

[Tom Griswold]

When do I throw up? Oh, I know. Right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey,

[Tom Griswold]

Jeffrey, you're shaving off your beard. What, this week?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, actually, I went to shave it yesterday and my trimmers broke, so I had to order a new pair. They're being delivered today.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay. Did you go with a wahl peanut or.

[Jeff Oskay]

I went with the wall dude.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that? What is the wall peanut?

[Ace Cosby]

Just a good. A good solid clipper all around clipper for beard hair? Yeah. Oh, that's the wahl.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're the workhorse of the industry.

[Ace Cosby]

Make and model.

[Tom Griswold]

How would you describe Jeffries beard?

[Ace Cosby]

It's very big and bushy. Salt and pepper. But well groomed for the most part. I mean, of course you're going to get your strays every now and again.

[Tom Griswold]

So now. But are you going down to the skin?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I'm going down to like chicken Josh level.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Of respectable level.

[Tom Griswold]

And how does your. Your lady friend, how does she feel about.

[Jeff Oskay]

She doesn't care.

[Ace Cosby]

She likes you.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is that in General.

[Bob Kevoian]

She just wants him to be quiet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Ye.

[Jeff Oskay]

You do what you do.

[Ace Cosby]

She just wants you to clean out the sink afterwards.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

She really didn't weigh in on this?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, she doesn't care.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Cool. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I find that surprising.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, because, I mean, obviously, why?

[Jeff Oskay]

Does your lady tell you how to look?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Are you kidding? It's primarily criticism, but. No, but I mean, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

She asked me not to shave it all the way off.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

That was very good.

[Jeff Oskay]

She doesn't like.

[Tom Griswold]

Because obviously any kind of interactivity in the sexual realm with you is going to involve a lot of hair.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this the longest your beard has ever been?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no. Okay. Because it's. It's been longer down to the. The crew neck of your T shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Now do you. Do you. Don't you have some kind of oil you put in there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, I. And I have a comb and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have a separate comb for that.

[Ace Cosby]

I have a beard wash. Yeah, I use that too.

[Tom Griswold]

If I could do that, I'd get one of those Afro picks and just leave it in there with a fist on.

[Ace Cosby]

Would stay.

[Jeff Oskay]

It would definitely stay in my beard.

[Ace Cosby]

My beard brushes. I use a comb when I'm going to trim it up and stuff to get it really precise. But every day I just brush it like it's essentially a horse brush.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's real firm.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Those things are awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't have one of those. I just use the one I brush my hair with. Now, when you brush my beard, when

[Tom Griswold]

you finish eating, do you go into a. Go into the restroom at a restaurant and kind of give it a. Make sure there's nothing angry?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I give it a restroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Does your girlfriend tell you when you've got stuff hanging in it?

[Jeff Oskay]

I have. I know how to eat.

[Ace Cosby]

And here's the thing, Tom, that's when it happens. Somebody would say something, but it's more rare than you'd think that you get food in there.

[Jeff Oskay]

We eat together a lot. You've never caught food in my face. You would have pointed it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, when you're right, you're right. I would have relished it for five or ten minutes and then said, by the way, there's jalapeno pepper.

[Ace Cosby]

Will you ever rinse your beard? Because, like, if I have, say, shrimp scampi, I will eventually go in and rinse my upper lip hair because you can still kind of get the garlic and stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shrimp scampi, the enemy of the hirsute, I can tell you that. Right now?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yes. Sometimes after I eat certain things, I will go wash out the beer.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll look forward to. So are we going to be able to see. Are we going to see this by the end of the week?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, I'm looking forward to this. Make sure to get a picture today so we can do a before and after.

[Ace Cosby]

Are you going to auction off your beard clippings?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm giving it to a charity for homeless people called Lux of Lice. And it's. Homeless people.

[Tom Griswold]

Pubes for the people.

[Bob Kevoian]

Insult, injury. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Pubes for the people. They make merkins for the, for the. For the unhoused.

[Bob Kevoian]

Spread them around your houses. Keep the snails off of them or something.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I. I saw this. I've seen this two or three times in the last week. I don't know. I. There's a. There's a lot of spots where guys stand there. Usually guys with signs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a guy now. He's got a. A barcode or whatever. What's one of the square ones?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, the QR code.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen that guy?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. And by the way, he had a shirt off yesterday. That dude is ripped. Like he could go model.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like he's got an eight pack. I'm like, how can you.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got assigned with the QR code. Says anything else, but then he's not even there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, he was there for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I. I drove by. So the guy just got assigned. Like, what? Can't come to. Can't come to work today. So you're gonna. Someone gonna drive by that. Oh, and grab the QR code.

[Jeff Oskay]

And last year, I was downtown, I was walking by a guy, and there was a guy sitting there holding a piece of cardboard, and it was just blank. And I go, hey, you don't have anything on your side. He goes, if I could ride, I'd have a job. I was like, five bucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's the best sign ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. That. That, that worked almost better than the guy with the dog. Yeah, that guy takes it in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

There were some guys in Hollywood during the writers strike who were walking around with pickets that had nothing written on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Which is so funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have Jeff Oskay sitting in for Ms. Hooker today.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was sitting in for Christy Lee.

[Jeff Oskay]

We got pythons. We got the fish. We got old, old condoms.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The condom story is really cool. Also, they're not as old as T. Rex. That T. Rex got auctioned Wait till you hear how much that went for. And also of interest, the Fish story is the P H I S H, Fish. Trey and the Boys and what transpired over a big weekend of fish concerts. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That's Jeff Oskay at the news desk. That's right, Christy Lee on vacay. Jess Hooker under the weather. Pat Godwin still on the disabled list with his shoulder. Hopefully back Monday is the scuttlebutt. There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what's. Why the lack of enthusiasm?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, nothing.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm gonna have to. I just don't know how I'm gonna tell Pat I'm not driving him in anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, all right. I think he has been driving, though. That was a glorious.

[Ace Cosby]

Now he's saying he's gonna have to get another thing done.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, that's true. He might have.

[Ace Cosby]

I feel like I did my time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Had to go back in yesterday.

[Ace Cosby]

All right, well, I'm done, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Say you can't. How.

[Ace Cosby]

But how can I let him know I still love him, but I'm not doing it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, a mature conversation between two adults would cover that, I would think.

[Ace Cosby]

But you're gonna get half of that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll send him that clip.

[Ace Cosby]

No, he's listening. You know he's listening.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now that's Ace Constant.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'm check.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Tom. Hello, this is Tom speaking. Thank you. Where were we? Oh, Jeff, Oscar is sitting in. By the way, Ms. Hooker, who was sitting in for Ms. Lee, if you

[Bob Kevoian]

ever meet Tom in person, that was his. Hello, you'll get. Hey, hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice to see you. Thank you. Hey, you're wasting my time on this earth for only so long. What have you got over there, Jeffrey?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I thought. Are we still over with chicken?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm done, baby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Officials in Hamilton County, Indiana, say they are disappointed in the behavior of Fish fans.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, you expected some lofty aristocratic behavior, did you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, you and all their parents. Following the recent series of concerts, the prosecuting attorney's office said that during the three day FISH event at Ruff Music center, authorities seize significant quantities of mushrooms, methamphetamines, lsd, heroin, fentanyl, mdma, marijuana, and Nitrous oxide. Five people were arrested for major felony level drug dealing and or possession offenses, while several other individuals were found to have outstanding warrants. Oh, why, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep. But keep reading.

[Jeff Oskay]

Prosecutors said, frankly, we are disappointed in the number of people who showed up to engage in illicit behavior. An estimated 20,000 people attended each fish show at Noblesville. The five felony arrest across the weekend amounted to.008% of attendees.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it sounds like it's par for the course for a three day fish festival.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I thought that he was mad that they didn't catch more fish fans. Right? Like five arrests, that's nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they're used to this. Where this concert was, fish is here, there all the time. Yeah. Every season they come through.

[Tom Griswold]

And to me, arresting fish fans, I mean, you talk about fish in a barrel, you know, you know what's going on there.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

My son attended one of the shows. He had never been to a fish show. And I asked him how it was, and he goes, man, there are a lot of men messed up people. And I was like, yeah, that's a fish show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I went to the beach. I found some sand.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, the sky, it's blue.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, to say you're disappointed implies you expected a different outcome. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

If they'd really tried, they could have arrested 500. At least one of my sons was once arrested at that venue.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I wonder who you blame. You don't blame your son. I know that. Well, they shouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a trick. If you're going to that jail, wear three T shirts. I'll tell you about that. Off the air.

[Jeff Oskay]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's freezing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Would that son be making an appearance later?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, we were talking snakes earlier. A pizzeria in Florida is hoping to encourage snake hunters and the 2026 Florida Python Challenge by letting people cash in pythons for pizzas

[Josh Arnold]

out.

[Ali Breen]

Strange.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a great idea.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wild Man's Pizza, pasta and python. And Everglades City is accepting the reptiles in exchange for free pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you suppose Everglade City is like?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, dude, can you, like, walk out

[Tom Griswold]

of your cabin at night? The gators and the snakes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just sounds damp, though, doesn't it? Oh, yeah, absolutely moist.

[Jeff Oskay]

But what a great name for a business. Wild Man's Pizza, Pasta and python.

[Ace Cosby]

And he's living up to the Wild man name. Oh, yeah, we take snakes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Owner Dustin Crumb told NBC Miami, I'm the first place in the world to accept python as currency. So you can trade in a python for a pizza. We do python toppings, python pizza, iguana, you know, whatever.

[Ace Cosby]

There are zero rules. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

At Wildman's, customers will get to learn everything they need to know about pythons and be able to buy items made from python skin. Mr. Crumb said, I use fat to make snake oils for the skin creams and soaps, the bones. We make jewelry. Everything gets used.

[Tom Griswold]

So there's. They use the python fat. Like you could make french fries or whatever.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about the fangs? Don't they have fangs?

[Ace Cosby]

They do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pythons have fangs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Chick you might like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, sorry. I pulled up their website. I was looking at some of their products. They have a $300 pair of Converse All Stars made out of python.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding?

[Jeff Oskay]

You can buy from this guy? Yeah. At Wildman.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's intriguing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. They have boots, they have belts, they have python hat bands. They have python belt buckles. They have a ton of stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

And what's it called again? Wild Man.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wild Man's Pizza, Pasta and Python in Everglades.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's always damp.

[Tom Griswold]

And right now, it's this week. Right. The. The Florida Python Challenge is happening as we speak.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. What does the winner get? Is it like 10,000 bucks?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, 10,000 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

And you said you want to do this?

[Ace Cosby]

I will do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm going to do this at some point in my life.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Primarily, we're operating out of a skiff of some sort.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to tell you. I got to. I would like to do it as well, but I don't want to go at night, But I think that it seems to me to be. When you're supp. To go.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. At night.

[Ace Cosby]

That's not to say we can't go traipse around during the day, you know,

[Bob Kevoian]

because pythons don't have sunglasses.

[Ace Cosby]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come out.

[Ace Cosby]

That's why they do that.

[Tom Griswold]

So you. You, like, wade around in the water?

[Ace Cosby]

No, I don't want to get in the water. I want to stay on the land where a lot of them are.

[Tom Griswold]

So just like, look up in the trees and stuff?

[Ace Cosby]

No, on the ground, you know, mostly. So, yeah, I've watched a ton of video of it, and, you know, you'll see bushes, and you just walk around and they're in there and. Yeah, mostly on the ground.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, pythons don't strike.

[Ace Cosby]

They do strike.

[Bob Kevoian]

They do.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they can bite you, but I thought they were all that squeezing.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, they constrict, you know, Loving.

[Bob Kevoian]

Loving.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they bite you just so they get a good grip and then they squeeze?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. I mean, I don't. I. No, they bite you to get to kind of get ready to eat you. But human, they would bite more for like, hey, get the hell away from me.

[Bob Kevoian]

It seems to me if a python would try to constrict, I could get away. I think maybe I could.

[Ace Cosby]

It might if let's say one started a big one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Really constricting your arm, your neck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

That would be the concern. The neck. It would take me and maybe another guy to really.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Ace Cosby]

Depending on how big it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if it's you and I'm the other guy, I'm leaving. Chicken.

[Ace Cosby]

Sorry, but I don't want to get any. I want to get nearer. I might have to get near water, but I want to get in the water because of the alligators.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

But don't. Is not what a lot of these guys do.

[Ace Cosby]

They get in the I every video I've seen, they are mostly on land. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Any of it I would. Wild Man's.

[Ace Cosby]

Wild Man's Python in Everglades. Everglades City.

[Tom Griswold]

And check out the Sunday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sunday.

[Ace Cosby]

So many mosquitoes.

[Tom Griswold]

The Chuck Taylor snake skin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they're actually really cool. If you.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to see. I'm going to look at them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I love this guy. Has all kinds of weird pizza toppings, including python. Can you imagine going. I like the python pizza, please. Anchovies. No, I don't want it.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't want it to be weird. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look. Look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jeff Oscar at the news desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy Lee on vacation. Jess Hooker under the weather. Pat Godwin, shoulder problem. He's on the disabled list and apparently is actively listening to the program. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's H. Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm here.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick McGee. We just had this story about this. What is it called? Everglades City.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Well, it's Wild Man's Pizza, pasta and python in Everglades City.

[Tom Griswold]

And you recommended the website Wild Man's Pizza. They have a store there. I'll tell you what, if you've got someone you're looking for a cool gift for really? The snakeskin Converse All Stars. There, there's a. We have a picture of them now. Look at how cool those are.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, they're way cooler than you'd even think. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've got a like a hard to buy for. Well, I bought him more golf balls. No, no, no. Get him a pair of these babies. They're a little pricey 300 bucks but God, are they cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know, Tom.

[Jeff Oskay]

I kind of want them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're, you're, you're an elitist when it comes to shoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever I wear, you. You can't stand it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And

[Ali Breen]

it's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a love hate relationship.

[Tom Griswold]

No chick, you walk in, I go, got a new pair of kicks or whatever you call me. No sneakers. And he goes oh, those are plastic. I've got these, I've got these twelve hundred dollar hoofuses. Yes, they're made.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hoofuses are made of Portugal. They're amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

They're made from a fetal tissue of

[Bob Kevoian]

orcas and unborn pandas. That's right. The low tops are pretty cool. But see those are the women. I tend to gravitate toward women's styles and sneakers. What is that?

[Ace Cosby]

I think you're fine.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, they have a low top.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but oh, it's a woman's shoe. You can but converse are so just.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have to unsexual license converse to get these?

[Ace Cosby]

Are they muster? Yeah, for that in that case.

[Tom Griswold]

And they've got, they've got like belts

[Ace Cosby]

and Tom, I, I if I will buy these but I want you to be the one to obviously to get gift them to your wife. They're python vertebrae earrings.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you met Kelly?

[Ace Cosby]

But that's what. So I'll pay for them. They're 15 bucks. They're on sale. 15 down from 25 and I will.

[Tom Griswold]

They're 300.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no.

[Ace Cosby]

The python vertebrae earrings.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh oh.

[Ace Cosby]

So I don't you. But you have to. Kelly, I got you this jewelry here. Please. It's snake back.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if she has any costume events coming up. No other the shoes are. They are super cool and they've got belts. Should we get this guy on the phone?

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't think of any way to

[Ace Cosby]

stop Wild man now.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, maybe tomorrow.

[Jeff Oskay]

See.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we see if you can get Wild man on the phone? And this is again this story started. This guy has a pizzeria and he if you bring in a python right

[Jeff Oskay]

he will trade you a pizza for a python.

[Ace Cosby]

Now, if he says something crazy, we can't get upset. He is wild man.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's wild man.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the picture of the guy? He's holding like a 12 foot snake. And the front. When you get to the front thing of the.

[Ali Breen]

We could get.

[Ace Cosby]

God. When. A python guitar strap. Oh, they're sold out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, all right.

[Ace Cosby]

I'll get myself.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, by the time he's back here, I'll get myself. They'll have a new crop. They'll be able to make more of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you not hear me tell you? Pat's listening to the show.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to. This is.

[Ace Cosby]

You can just buy your own python leather by the foot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

What would you make out of it? Like a nice.

[Ace Cosby]

I can make a brooch or a hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have pterodactyl?

[Bob Kevoian]

A pterodactyl.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they. I didn't look. Do they have phone cases?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, ready? 12ft of python skin, python leather by the foot. 12, 12ft. $825. That seems a little high.

[Tom Griswold]

But think what you could make out of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I couldn't make anything out of it.

[Tom Griswold]

No. But I mean, if you're a gifted craftsman of some sort, would you buy

[Bob Kevoian]

this python leather and just wear it as a scarf? Right. Right around your neck?

[Tom Griswold]

I've got some that will annoy you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Jim Morrison, famously. Maybe Ace will remember this. Wore snakeskin pants.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And eventually his bandmates had to. Had to urge him to clean them or wear something else.

[Bob Kevoian]

They smell bad, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And he kind of lived in a hotel and did. I guess bathing was secondary.

[Ace Cosby]

Chick, are you familiar with hey dudes? Yes, they have. He has python. Hey, dudes as well. I guess they're a loafer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Or slip on.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's that guy set me back?

[Ace Cosby]

250.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

So I'd go. I would spring for the Converse. If you're going to spend 250, why not spend 300?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the slip ons, they'd be. They look. They look like slippers. Really? Yeah, but they're scary looking. That snakeskin skin is really crazy.

[Ace Cosby]

A good way to upcycle this. The python initiative. The stuff that's left over. Yeah, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. That's. Once again, it's the. The Wild man is the guy's name. And it's in Everglade City, Florida.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wild Man Dustin Crumb.

[Ace Cosby]

Good on you, Mr. Crumb.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I would like to talk to this guy. You think he'd be a loose Cannon on the air.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he's wild Tom, but he's a

[Ace Cosby]

savvy businessman so I bet he knows his way around a phone conversation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe he knows just how wild. How much wild he can right be at a certain time.

[Tom Griswold]

And now did you see the ladies boots? The whole. The high boots. Those are pretty cool cowboy boots. This guy's got everything. Okay, I'm sorry, we're off topic. Let's move forward here. Jeff, Oscar is sitting in at the news desk today for Ms. Hooker who was sitting in for Christy Lee. And what do you got over there?

[Jeff Oskay]

A T. Rex fossil build as one of the world's largest and most complete specimens sold for a record $50.1 million to a mystery bidder.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Sotheby said the 67 million year old fossil named Gus is now the most expensive set of dinosaur bones ever auctioned off. Besting the almost 45 million dollar price tag for a nearly complete stegosaurus sold back in 2024. The skeleton is approximately 61% complete, boasting 183 fossil bone elements.

[Ace Cosby]

That's awesome. So I don't know where skull is there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know where I'd put that in the house. I don't have an entryway that you'd have to. It'd be in the entryway.

[Tom Griswold]

It's probably going to be on Bezos boat when you get on. In the.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, right in front of the dual staircase thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. I hope that whoever bought it puts it in a place where kids can go see it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I do too.

[Jeff Oskay]

One would hope but 61% complete doesn't sound complete enough for me.

[Ace Cosby]

If the skull and legs, those are the two things I'd want want in the little arms. And then you can fill in the rest with fake.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they make fake bone. Do they say ceramic or something?

[Ace Cosby]

I'm sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they say why they named. Do they know if it's a he and they know.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it just says nickname Gus.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't they give it a scary name?

[Ace Cosby]

Because Gus is funnier. It's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Anthraz the Destroyer.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, you and naming things and threads.

[Tom Griswold]

Seen the teeth in these things?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, yeah, that's why Gus is a good.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. So then I guess if you're gonna pay 50 million bucks for something, you don't want to say who it is. Yeah, you know, it's someone coming to your house to take your pterodactyl or whatever the hell this thing that's your T. Rex.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you imagine someone able to. How would you sell it? Resell it? Offense it. Stolen a $50 million. Oh my gosh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you could piece it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is going to end up in like Wayne Manor, the bat cave.

[Bob Kevoian]

Want to buy a bone? Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But now, coming up, we have a sexy time with Ali Breen. We're going to do today in history. Today instead of right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because we already had yesterday in history earlier.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Because we forgot to do today.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, Josh, one of your favorites. A few new words.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I do like these. Yes. Yeah, they anger usually Tom and I. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And a 170 year old condom stash used.

[Bob Kevoian]

170 years old.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait until.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they found him brittle.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet I can count on. This is horrible. I can count on one hand the number of times I've used a condom.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. How many hands for me? I can count on one penis. The.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, as you can tell, it certainly is a boy show today here on the Bob and Tom show. That's right. Yes. I. I want to hear this caterwauling.

[Ace Cosby]

There are no women in this building right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's just us. It's a real hog fest right here. Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you bet you we learned something in the last few minutes. We learned you can get a cool pair of Converse that look like they're. That are made of actual snake skin. Yeah, those are. Those are very cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, those are cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Now if I wore those in chick, would you be. Would you say those are cool?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I don't care for the I. I like the look of the hey dudes better than I do the Converse convert. Don't mess with Converse, man. They make all leather Converse. Real nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Right now normal leather, not snake leather, you weirdo.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of cool. Would you wear us like a snakeskin belt? Bring out the inner Jim Morrison in you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I'm not a snakeskin belt guy. I'm not a belt guy. I've tried to wear belts. I don't care for a belt.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't wear belts.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't wear a belt. I wear pants that fit me.

[Tom Griswold]

Also a survey.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have no ass Ace.

[Tom Griswold]

You're wearing a belt Holds them up. My ace system. You don't have a belt Ace system, Jeffrey.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, always a belt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Always, Josh.

[Ace Cosby]

Always as well.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your belt made of?

[Ace Cosby]

Leather.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, very nice leather canvas today.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, alligator.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Over here. All right. What? That was a gift though, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Need to have that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you. Oh, you are joking. You're really wearing an alligator right now?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, so you would wear a python belt.

[Bob Kevoian]

You gotta have that hog.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. They told you that was an alligator.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the finest leather alligator I've ever seen.

[Ace Cosby]

Naga hide.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many Nagas gave her life for that?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that why it melts when I get.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then they have for the Naga Hyde recliner. Didn't they have a Naga at one time, like a big fluffy monster? It was a Naga. Remember this?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the Naga.

[Tom Griswold]

Where is, where's the warehouse of bad commercial ideas? Old dead commercial mask.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd like to get a look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no. Oh, I know what I want to do right now. I want to say hello to our friends at Hyundai. Hyundai. Hyundai.

[Bob Kevoian]

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's the Hyundai gateway sales event and it's also called the getaway sales event. You can get away with a deal so right that it feels wrong. Christy Lee, of course, is our Hyundai driver. She loves her Hyundai. She's got the, she's got the hybrid. And of course, they have great SUVs. The Santa Fe, the Santa Fe hybrid, the Tucson. The Tucson hybrid coming to you from Hyundai. And a special program is going on right now with some special offers. You can visit Hyundai USA for the details or just go to the nearest Hyundai dealer and check them out in person. They include, by the way, the bold and stylish Elantra. And that's got, of course, the latest in technology and the all electric Ioniq 5 and the Ioniq 9. It's all from Hyundai. It's the getaway sales event. It's going on as I speak. And Once again, Hyundai USA.com to get the details on a great vehicle. Now when we come back a little bit later on, it'll be a little bit of Ali Breen and sexy time. And send, send us your letters. We'll try to help out with your love life right now. I'll tell you this. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think H, I think O'Reilly Auto Auto Parts for all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. What am I hearing?

[Ace Cosby]

There's Tom's got something cooking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I just found something. This may or may not work.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's in the lab.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, a possible experiment that will fail all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Howdy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Howdy do? I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Special edition of Today in History.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I screwed it up yesterday, so we had to do Yesterday in History, so. No, today we're gonna learn something immediately. First we're gonna learn that I don't know how to pronounce a lot of stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But I didn't know this. Happy birthday. Night. Excuse me. Happy birthday. 1606. Rembrandt. Did you know that that's his first name?

[Bob Kevoian]

I did not. What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

It's Rembrandt Von Ridden.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

R, I, J, N. Dutch, right?

[Ace Cosby]

R, I, J, N. No wonder they went with Rembrandt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever notice when you're typing and you slip and you. If you put extra Js in, it looks like you're speaking Dutch?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, but you know, there's an art collector out there who insists on calling. I have a actual Ren.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they don't use Rembrandt.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, but I considered low rent. I didn't know. It's kind of like share.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rembrandt.

[Tom Griswold]

Rembrandt. Just the one name painters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Monet. Man.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, it's weird if you're Day.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever seen a Rembrandt live it in person?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, if I have. I don't. I mean, I've been to a couple museums in Britain that may have had one, but I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I went to the. You know, in Holland. I went there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I didn't seek out a Rembrandt.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's amazing. But what really? Yeah. What was interesting to me was, first of all, he's famously painted like 70 pictures of himself.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess he got a good deal on it. No nudes, fortunately, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, as far as we know, people

[Tom Griswold]

rarely have their teeth showing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is ironic.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, is that because Mona Lisa doesn't have her.

[Tom Griswold]

No. I mean, isn't he famous for the toothpaste?

[Bob Kevoian]

Rembrandt's toothpaste.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a whitener.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a white. Yeah. Rembrandt's tooth polish.

[Tom Griswold]

The only one I. My favorite Rembrandt, of course, is the Dogs playing Poker.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that is a good one. But he's still. He couldn't help put himself in that one either. Yeah, yeah, he's serving.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now this. I don't know. This. This says he painted himself more than 80 times. I didn't know that.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, all throughout his whole life. Yeah. I'm looking at a bunch of. Bunch of different age.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

But get over yourself there, Rembry so.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I always thought Rembrandt was his last name, you know, like. Sure, Bill Rembrandt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Like Stephen Monet. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Socrates. You know, let's see now. Oh, he's. I guess he's most famous for this Tommy sock. Oh, here we go. Ah, the Rembrandts wrote the theme song to Friends. Anyone?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

We start clapping any second now.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you'll know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great. I love that. Now, let's back to our today in History. Do you know this lady? Ariana Huffington?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

She often leaves. She often leaves affairs very upset.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yes, yes. Storms out in the. Huffington.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. You heard her talk.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very thick accent. And I think she sold that thing for like a billion dollars or something.

[Ace Cosby]

Huffington Post always sounded like a Dickens character to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, I'm Huffington Post.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Huffing farts. It would be Huffing Fart an unfortunate name.

[Ace Cosby]

Is he Chick. Is he even trying.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think. I don't know. He's just. He was never a frat guy, but that's.

[Ace Cosby]

Huffing farts would be an unfortunate name. And you know what? It's hard to argue.

[Bob Kevoian]

He does this a lot in stuff you can't. You can't argue with.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, how about this one? Happy birthday, Jesse Ventura.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at the size of the giant.

[Ace Cosby]

I was once governor of Minnesota.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he end up living on an isolated beach in Mexico, surfing?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, it sounds the Hulk Hogan doc on Netflix.

[Ace Cosby]

I've got to watch.

[Bob Kevoian]

He looks great. They. They talk to him.

[Ace Cosby]

He's great in Predator and Running Man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he's good.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, he's.

[Jeff Oskay]

That was a really good impression, Josh.

[Ace Cosby]

I'll watch any interview with it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just.

[Ace Cosby]

So, Jesse, you have trouble going through tsa? Well, it is unlawful Surgeon. See, I'm always fascinated by whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

He carries the Constitution in his front pocket.

[Tom Griswold]

Contemporary politics. Politics. I think we're looking for more and more really crazy people.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Born in 1952, Terry O'. Quinn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff, you know who that is?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the bald guy in the TV show Lost by John Locke.

[Bob Kevoian]

What did we say today? Bone Tomahawk Edge tomorrow. And the Stepfather, though, with Terry o'.

[Jeff Oskay]

Quinn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wonderful.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, he's a cool actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's really good. That's. Toward the end of loss, it started getting really bad. They didn't know what to do. He was carrying around his own body in a casket.

[Ace Cosby]

A very important message.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

An allegory about one's own.

[Bob Kevoian]

They had the air lost on another night captioned with instructions on what was going on.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, to get new. New viewers.

[Bob Kevoian]

How in the hell.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Great guitar player, Joe Satriani. Very nice guy. He's very good, and he can play. Satriani sounds like a. Oh, here we go. Like a weird drink you'd go to at the. Tonight. We got the Satriani.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Is.

[Ali Breen]

Now.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that with actual vermouth?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like a sarcastic martini. It tastes like ass, but we like to.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would.

[Jeff Oskay]

I would go to a bar called the Sarcastic Martini. Yeah, I'd drink there.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you have?

[Ace Cosby]

Sartre is martini served in a bar with no exit. Wasn't that Sartre?

[Ali Breen]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Sartre. Oh, no, no. You're. You're throwing me off here. We're going from Italy to France, and I didn't even know we were on the bus.

[Bob Kevoian]

You. You are out of criticizing him for huffing farts.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, I realize.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Happy birthday. Forest Whitaker, very fine actor.

[Ace Cosby]

He is good.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it pronounced Brigitte or Bridget Nielsen?

[Ace Cosby]

It's pronounced sit on my face

[Bob Kevoian]

as quickly as possible.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Ace Cosby]

I found her to be so hot.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Ace Cosby]

20 years ago. Yeah. I haven't seen her recently.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wasn't she and Stallone?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I thought she was married to.

[Ace Cosby]

Flavor and her were a thing early in the 80s.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but I didn't know they got married. They got married.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know. They got married. Oh, her and Flavor Flav. I don't know. They had a huge clock. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I mean, clock. Did I say clock? Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Throbbing clock.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like this guy. Adam Savage.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he's on Mythbusters.

[Tom Griswold]

Mythbusters. That sounds like a porn name, though.

[Jeff Oskay]

That is porny.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's the beret guy, right? No, he's the other guy.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the other guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, he is the other guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that show.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the name of the beret guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Sartre.

[Ace Cosby]

Bix?

[Bob Kevoian]

Spiderman. Yeah. He huffs farts.

[Ace Cosby]

Renowned fart offer.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a mess.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Happy birthday. Oh, good friend of the show. Gabriel Iglesias. Fluffy.

[Ace Cosby]

He never cared for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Such a nice guy.

[Ace Cosby]

Unbelievably, incredibly nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Crazy nice guy. I saw him doing a serious role on. I forget what show it was really? And I texted him. I direct messaged him on his Instagram for. He remembered who I was, thanked me.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was amazing. He's an amazing, wonderful, wonderful guy.

[Ace Cosby]

He was semi serious in the Magic Mike. Maybe the first two movies. I don't know. I didn't see the third, but yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to say something like the Wire or.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. What a fun comedian, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And Snowfall.

[Tom Griswold]

His Nicknick name, of course.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fluffy.

[Tom Griswold]

Fluffy, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

He has the definitive collection of VW buses that have been restored. He has probably 60.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

His warehouse, there's videos of it on YouTube.

[Ace Cosby]

That's awesome.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is awesome.

[Ace Cosby]

And a huge collection of cargo shorts, I believe. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the new yardstick for wealth, is if you have a.

[Tom Griswold]

If you have a huge collection of something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Of 60 buses at your warehouse. If you have a warehouse, you're doing all right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew a guy that did that. Did that. You know him too, but he's deceased. But yeah, he had a. Oh, yeah, he had a bunch of crazy cars.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jeff Dunham, who we talked about earlier, he has a huge warehouse full. I think he has the Scooby Doo van. He has, I think a Batman car.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

A bunch of famous.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's working.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Today because he's going to be at the. Or sometime this weekend he's going to be at the ventriloquist convention going on near the Cincinnati airport.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's got to be a 50th anniversary, that hotel. Just to walk into that hotel would be great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it would.

[Tom Griswold]

Because everyone's carrying around there.

[Jeff Oskay]

That has got to be a sausage.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have said for how long. This should be a running a minor plot theme to some movie that are out of ventriloquist convention. Oh yeah, Some murder takes place or something.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be great.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd watch that just on the synopsis.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now we. We talked about Fluffy to be, by the way, to be distinguished from a fluffer. A whole different thing.

[Ace Cosby]

Right. He's never.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now you are out in the weeds.

[Tom Griswold]

You know who this is? Diane Kruger.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Good actress.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do not.

[Tom Griswold]

Inglorious Basterds.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. And boy, I just saw her in something recently to a horror film.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't remember.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shoshana, Glorious bastard Kruger is German for smoke show. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Now here's one for you. Once again, Mr. Oskar, this is quiz day for. You're doing. You're doing great. Yes, the Rosetta stone was found in the Egyptian village of Rosetta and promptly co opted and sent over to England in 1799. Do you know what it is?

[Jeff Oskay]

A translator, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct.

[Ace Cosby]

It is correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They, they, they were. There were texts of ancient languages. They were able to. That. But now it's, of course, a. What is it, a. $15 a month or something to.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Learn a language.

[Tom Griswold]

To learn a language.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they still make CD ROMs?

[Ace Cosby]

Boy, I don't know why they would.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's not what.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not how you get it. No. So I haven't seen those infomercials in a while now. This is a really easy1. In 1916, what did William Boeing do?

[Ace Cosby]

He invented the noise.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. When a spring makes.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

When it falls out of the.

[Tom Griswold]

For cartoon purposes. Yeah. He, of course, is the great Arrow Products Company.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why haven't they ever used the. The slogan Boeing, Boeing gone? Why haven't they done that?

[Ace Cosby]

I think there's a.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like the plane is just.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, majestically is flying off into your vacation destination.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm convinced this is the exact conversation that happened in a boardroom at Boeing. Steve?

[Bob Kevoian]

Steve, are you sitting down? I've got it. Boeing, Boeing gone. No.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've got a question about this next day, on this date in 1988, the great movie Die Hard was released. Did they have to go to the battery people and get. I mean, the Die Hard battery deal, Sears Die Hard.

[Ace Cosby]

It was a big deal.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't mean you suppose they wouldn't. They have that trademarked? I mean, could you make a movie called Firestone?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure, why not?

[Ace Cosby]

Did you know, they did have to go. This is true. They had to go to Frank Sinatra and offer him the role of John McClane because he had previously played him.

[Jeff Oskay]

Those.

[Ace Cosby]

Both those movies are based on some books and Sinatra had previously played that. That character in an earlier movie, like in the 70s. And they contractually had to, no kidding, go to Sinatra and say, hey, we're making this Die Hard, but there's a

[Tom Griswold]

line for you, Frank. It says, yippee, Yay, mother.

[Ace Cosby]

And thankfully, he went, I'm not. No, I'm not gonna do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I found that movie quite by accident on a week that was just on hbo. And I'd never seen. Never heard anything about it. It was just wonder.

[Ace Cosby]

You somehow had never heard of Die Hard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never heard of Die Hard. Been first on hbo.

[Ace Cosby]

What a great surprise to stumble on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Although that's the best way to watch a movie.

[Tom Griswold]

The interesting argument is it's always been, is it a Christmas movie? And I say it Is. But it was released obviously in July.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Christmas in July. Yeah. It's another great advertising meeting.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. Twitter launched in 2006, now called X. And my daughter Hart's favorite TV show, Stranger Things. This is amazing. That debuted in 2016.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's hard to believe.

[Tom Griswold]

So that it's. It's Hart's favorite show. And she was born just a few months before that. She's watched every episode two or three times.

[Ace Cosby]

So I remember the. Do you guys. Our friend Gabe Kia, comedian, was the first person to ever tell me about Twitter because I'm on. I am on this new thing called Twitter and he told me what it was and I just. And I go, well, that's just idiotic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's gonna go nowhere.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I remember watching Bryant Gumbel and I think Jane Pauley on Today tweeting or something explaining what it was and I was so confused.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wow. And then there was the less, less successful Twatter.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That didn't allow men. So we're going to move forward here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

What's up? What's coming up? I know we got Allie Breen and Sexy Time. What have you got over there, Jeffrey?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I got some death trousers.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I wonder what those are.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want to wear those.

[Jeff Oskay]

We still have really old condoms, new words.

[Ace Cosby]

If you're trying on clothes at a store and the salesman comes up and goes, so how are you liking those death trousers? You immediately take them off?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's kind of funny. And I think we've got. I think we have a photograph of what makes it humorous. Everybody's talking about weight loss. It seems these days the doctors at Brick House Nutrition have been working on something and it's not an injectable. It's not like an EpiPen full of stuff. It's. It's something that you consume in the old fashioned way. It's a supplement. And the idea of this supplement, which is called Lean Lean, the idea here is it's designed to lower your blood sugar, burn fat by converting it into energy and curb your appetite and cravings so you're not as hungry. And lean is not, by the way, for the casual dieter. This is designed for someone that wants to lose 10 pounds or more. The doctors at Brickhouse Nutrition have created it for frustrated dieters that want to really get something to happen for them. It's part of a course, a healthy diet and exercise program. But just find out what lean is all about and if you do it today, you can get 20% off and free rush shipping by doing something special, which is adding my name to your order. Just go. Take lean.com and tom is the code. The code word is tom. Once again, it's takelean.com. of course your weight loss results are gonna vary and lean is not designed and has not been evaluated, I should say by the fda. And lean is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. Find out what it's all about. Take lean. It is once again, not a prescription injectable. It is actually a supplement. L, E A N. Once again, take lean.com. the code word is Tom. Coming up, Sexy time with Ali Breen and more delights. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom at. At bob and tom.com

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jeff Oskay at the news desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chrissy Lee on vacation. Jess Hooker under the weather. Pat Godwin still on the disabled list. There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, trying to catch up. Over here we have Jeffrey, Oscar, as you pointed out over there at the news desk. What have you got over there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Historians have uncovered Victorian era condoms in a British castle. According to swns, the discovery was made while historians were cataloging more than 1300 boxes from the Grayville family archive at Warwick Castle.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I've been to Warwick Castle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Me and Maggie wants to go there on our honeymoon.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, we just looked at it yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Awesome.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

What is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

Boy, I don't remember. I know. I went there with my architecture class when I went to spend a semester there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Warwick Castle.

[Tom Griswold]

And what they. And they found a bunch of old

[Jeff Oskay]

con three sheaves were crafted from animal intestines which would have been held up with ribbon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, that's festive.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to tie it on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Archivist Laura or says the previous prudish generations of staff kept them hidden. The 173 year old condoms will now go on public display alongside a collection of letters that were also uncovered in the archive. The contraceptives date back to 1853 and belong to Harry Greville, the Earl of Warwick.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Notice the bow on the thing. Yeah, I got.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't, doesn't. Doesn't Condom Castle sound like the worst store at the mall, like the worst gig.

[Bob Kevoian]

You say more because they've been used before.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome to Condom Castle. They make the guy wear, like, a jester suit.

[Ace Cosby]

Dost thou require a magnum?

[Tom Griswold]

We also sell wallets that hold. Do they carry wallets back in the day?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm seeing some sort of pouch.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Their coin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. They wore around their belts.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, did the Earl of Warwick have a. Like a circular thing on his wallet? I wondered. Oh, here's a photograph of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

They look like old envelopes.

[Ace Cosby]

They do look somewhat bejizzed.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if that's a word,

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, but now I would assume. And I'm. Don't you. I would assume they'd be reused, probably. I would think they'd be, you know, Donnie Baker style. Hanging from the. Hanging. Hanging from the shower rod.

[Jeff Oskay]

And you tie it on with a ribbon.

[Ace Cosby]

That's what it's not like, but yeah. There's no elastic around the end, so that's crazy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Has anybody ever made condoms like those Chinese finger traps?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's funny as a gag, but the.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you'd have to have the other hole closed, too, so maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

No, what I meant was you'd put it on and it wouldn't come off.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that. Just that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, if you ever grab it from the tip and just try to pull it off. That's what it feels like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. It's like taking off my swim shirt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, a little bit.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

A line of pants from the clothing company Zara are going viral for making women faceplant. Victims have taken to social media to complain about their problems with the flowing wide leg pants dubbed the Zara Death Trousers.

[Ace Cosby]

We keep tripping in these is the complaint.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

One woman shared a video of her scraped gravel covered hands shortly after tripping over her pants.

[Ace Cosby]

Scraping your palms.

[Jeff Oskay]

And another posted footage of herself exiting her garage and face planning in her driveway.

[Ace Cosby]

Used to hate when I'd fall and scrape my palms and pull the hair out.

[Tom Griswold]

They're super baggy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pushed on the playground and they go.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, come on, couldn't you hem them a little bit? Yeah, they. They're touching the ground.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, why are they? Yeah, you're going to get your hems

[Tom Griswold]

all dirty and they're so belled out, they're going to end up being in front of your toes.

[Ace Cosby]

It makes sense that they. People are tripping in the. Our women are tripping in those. Yeah, women be tripping.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. They're like the old rave jeans Gencos. Or Jean Co.

[Ace Cosby]

They're like, almost what, like a genie would wear, but without that Alaska elastic ankle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're part of their fall line. Surprise. They're out. Well, this is. This is kind of a negative story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably shouldn't do. Well, you're, like, going back now.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to make fun of people losing their jobs. Never any fun.

[Ace Cosby]

No, it isn't. But is it an important story or.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Microsoft is cutting 4,800 jobs, 2% of its global workforce, it says, because the company's investing in artificial intelligence. Did you know that a friend of mine worked. If you get fired at Microsoft, they don't show you the door, they show you the windows.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Defenestration is big.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't jump. Window fenestration.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what defenestrating means?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the windows, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

If you.

[Bob Kevoian]

If the way they're arranged.

[Tom Griswold]

If someone defenestrates, it means they've jumped up the window.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Or you can. You can defenestrate a printer if you throw it out the window.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

But fenestration is the window arrangement.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Fenestration. What a wi. How it's so odd that there's a word for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

A bunch of nerds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's one of those words. Architecture. Architecture critics, which is a pretty small group, they like to use. Oh, you'll see the fenestration. What else you got over there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, we got some new words. I know. This is. Get out your pens and your.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very important writing. Very important.

[Jeff Oskay]

Cambridge dictionary is. Added three new phrases to its database. Excellent.

[Ace Cosby]

Excellent.

[Jeff Oskay]

The first one. Engagement pod. Do you want to try to guess what it is?

[Bob Kevoian]

Engagement pod. Oh, it's where you meet someone in a pod. Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

A group of people who agree to, like, share and leave positive comments on each other's social media posts to make the other look more popular.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

I was unaware of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Ace Cosby]

Engagement pod. So, because engagement leads to.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

Monetization.

[Jeff Oskay]

So if Josh posts. I like and comment on all his stuff he likes and comments on mine, thus getting in more algorithms so that more people will see our posts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

No one's using the term engagement.

[Ace Cosby]

I think those people who spend their time liking and, yeah, checking their likes might, but. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you in my engagement pot? I doubt it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, I've never heard of this. A dopamine site.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I read about that not too long ago.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Is this. Is this the thing where you. It's like pretend shopping.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

A fake shopping site that mimics the experience of browsing and adding items to a cart so users can get the pleasure of shopping without spending money. That's just called my Amazon cart.

[Ace Cosby]

Where you never actually hit. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, the other day I looked at my Amazon cart is like $2,200.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I was like, don't accidentally buy that.

[Ace Cosby]

A lot of saving for later.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh yeah. Lady pants.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is like so like alcohol free beer kind of.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean those. So people who they can fantasy shop is.

[Jeff Oskay]

That sounds stupid.

[Ace Cosby]

I wonder if it helps for people who are so called shopaholics.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

When you're addicted to shopahol.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just. I knew I'd read about this. Here's the article. It says Internet users are turning to so called dopamine sites to get the thrill of making an online purchase without spending any money. It says, Josh, you're old hometown. The trend began in South Korea. Weird spread to all over the Internet, so. Oh, and for an extra fee, they'll send an empty box to your house.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that okay? You got me on that. Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was like, this is just crazy enough to be true.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't read the whole thing. I was just. I just remember reading about this. What an odd. Odd. And there's. Is there one more new word?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Clipping economy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Clipping economy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I know this is not coupons.

[Jeff Oskay]

No. An online economy based on creating and sharing short video clips to increase views and make. Make money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you still clip coupons, Ace? Is that something or are they all. No, digital. They're all digital. You have to print them or you just show them your phone on the phone. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

But you do have to clip them onto your phone. Like at least with the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, some of the things.

[Jeff Oskay]

The place I go to and it's like, just give me the savings. Like.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, scan my card. And the savings should all be.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I shouldn't have to move something over into a coupon folder back in the day.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet Chick remembers this one. Did your mom ever use green stamps?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah, my grandmother. And you'd have those books, top value and green stamps. S and H. Green stamps, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think they put stuff. We'd have to lick the stamps. I think they put the stuff that would prevent you from reproducing. I think it was a conspiracy.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was like 30 books and you could get a floor lamp or something.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, so you like trade. Was there a book that you got to go through like a Sears catalog?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah, they had a catalog and they had the Stamp books that you would save your stamps.

[Jeff Oskay]

Cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

And everything was a number of books. Wonder store. There might have been stores in certain places.

[Ace Cosby]

Actual brick and mortar green stamp place.

[Tom Griswold]

This is totally unrelated and I apologize. What the last one was called What? Clipping. What now?

[Jeff Oskay]

It was called clipping economy. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is clipping still a thing in the NFL? Is that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was just thinking about that the other day.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure it is. Or is it just illegal block?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there's one. If a defensive lineman's engaged with one offensive lineman, another offensive lineman can't come and block him as well or something like that. But I'm sure clipping is still a thing because that's. That's a knee injury.

[Ace Cosby]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

They call it that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then speaking of clipping, Josh here

[Bob Kevoian]

is still 15 yards.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet Josh is going to be clipping off his beard.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, actually, Jeff is.

[Tom Griswold]

What did I say? I'm sorry. Oh, Jeff is. You've already trimmed yours.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yours is very nice. Look this way for one second. Oh, yeah. The whole. The bottom is now all even white.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. It did kind of start on one side.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's moved on over. Very good. I like it when you're more symmetrical.

[Ace Cosby]

I do, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's helpful. I think it was dark days when it wasn't. I don't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeffrey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank God those are over.

[Tom Griswold]

You're trimming that baby back.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tonight, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you gonna videotape it?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. That was a Please. Shut up if I've ever heard one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff's up for it.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Whatever you want.

[Tom Griswold]

Is your son in town?

[Jeff Oskay]

He's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, darn it. Because I know he's quite the videographer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. I will set up a camera and videotape it for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. I really want to see it.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you say so, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

That way you can do. You can do cool stuff halfway through the trimming.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

We'll have fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm really looking forward to this. So thank you very much. I'm also looking forward to Ali Breen and a little bit of sexy time coming up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Bob Kevoian]

welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios there. Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's at the news desk. Christy Lee on vacation. Jess Hooker. Under the weather. There's Jess Galzman. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, hello. Hello. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, we got a. We got a broad in here now, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's been kind of a sausage fest. Yes indeed this morning because at the last minute Ms. Hooker got ill and Christie's on vacation. So good luck.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I'm excited about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Now we have us as you can see sitting in, in the ladies chair over there. It's very hairy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oscar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very hairy.

[Tom Griswold]

What have you got?

[Jeff Oskay]

You guys like the movie Spaceballs very much? Yeah, I'm a big fan. Australian Space Agency says several mysterious orbs that washed up along a Queensland beach are so called Spaceballs.

[Ace Cosby]

What are these?

[Jeff Oskay]

The Australian Broadcast Corporation reports the initial discovery of the objects prompted a response from firefighters from clad in hazmat suits. As well as creating an exclusion zone. The so called Spaceballs aren't satellites or alien technology. They're incredibly tough bowling ball sized pressure tanks used inside rockets to store gases like helium. The tanks often survive re entry and occasionally wash up on beaches, making them one of the most common pieces of space junk found on Earth.

[Ace Cosby]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

They're really. It looks like something from the day the Earth stood still, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks like a Christmas tree ornament. A giant.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, giant and metal with.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's even a place where the, the hook would go, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nicely welded seam. Yeah, they're. They're kind of crazy looking.

[Ace Cosby]

I. Are you. I wonder if they're just free to take. Yeah, like if you find one, you go okay, I can keep it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, there's your movie. And they. Late one night it cracks open.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh no.

[Tom Griswold]

This is iron giant testicles.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Superman. That's right. They're.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't. What I don't understand about them is are they whatever, inert or whatever now that the. I guess the gases still be in them?

[Bob Kevoian]

They're empty.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I would think they're like empty propane tanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if anyone caught that, but I mean are they. Gas is being empty and Josh said this reply.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see, Children, Children, for a man

[Tom Griswold]

of a certain age. I'll tell you about this, Jessica. Space balls is the distance between the water. It's the space between the water and. Never mind.

[Jess Hooker]

When does that start to happen? The descent?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, 50s.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I mean Hemingway famously blew his brains out once. His balls.

[Ace Cosby]

I Don't know that that's famous.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not what happened.

[Jeff Oskay]

53. I'm still high and tight.

[Jess Hooker]

That's good.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah. Mine don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, let me tell you something. I might screw them nice and snug. I'll. I'll stack my scrotum up against any guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Might hurt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damn right.

[Tom Griswold]

They might be romantic.

[Jess Hooker]

These are all low flow though now, right? So they have like lower water levels than before.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if that was designed.

[Bob Kevoian]

What am I at a plumbing convention?

[Tom Griswold]

They've designed it specifically so that men don't get too depressed.

[Jess Hooker]

You feel better about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but there are surgeries in which guys have them raised.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that would hurt more than the actual dunking into the water, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who'd want to get that done?

[Bob Kevoian]

You couldn't bend over for a while.

[Ace Cosby]

Raise the Testicle was a Clive Cussler.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it was good. The book was better than the movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

It wasn't Jackie Gleason and Raised the testicle or the river or something. Wasn't that a movie? Jerry Lewis.

[Tom Griswold]

So we don't know. So these things, these so called Spaceballs that are like big metal bowling balls are in theory all empty.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they're safe. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

How much longer you think Mel Brooks has got? He's on 100, I hope forever.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, well, he lives at least to see Spaceballs 2. He's in. It comes out in March.

[Bob Kevoian]

It says the new. The new one, yes. What it used to say or does say now. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

A Michigan man is delighting the Internet once again after his giant banana car was spotted in Montana. KB ZK reports kzbc. Okay, brief waits. Big banana car was pulled over near Billings when he was driving towards Seattle. While no ticket was issued, troopers snapped a photo of the unusual vehicle and shared it onto social media, which drew thousands of reactions.

[Ace Cosby]

The driver said, oh, you just wanted a photo? I swallowed all my drugs for nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now you tell me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I keistered four pounds of marijuana.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mr. Braithwaite told the station the world is seriously low on whimsy right now. And driving around in a banana, it could just brings it out.

[Ace Cosby]

Careful, guys. Tom really wants his guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I want this guy to come here. We tried to get him here.

[Bob Kevoian]

He uses words like whimsy in conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a giant banana car. What's wrong with you?

[Jeff Oskay]

You're gonna love this more chick. He recently downsized his life, sold everything

[Ace Cosby]

he owns, and now he drives a plantain car. Damn you. Smaller bananas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

I got.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta. I got an attempt at a joke. I want to see if this works.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay, Good.

[Tom Griswold]

The car is a giant banana. Jessica Alsman.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

His vanity plate is 4, 0, 1, 1.

[Ace Cosby]

We hate this. We hate this.

[Tom Griswold]

You get the joke?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

And you.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what?

[Ace Cosby]

You like that we don't. You like that people don't get the joke?

[Tom Griswold]

It's because that just shows my level of sophistication versus yours. But you know who's going to get the joke is Ace. I guarantee it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a comment because we talk about it every week.

[Ace Cosby]

Of course he's going to get it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Ace is the one that, when I first mentioned it, he understood it.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, he doubted it, and then he

[Bob Kevoian]

verified it very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Someone tell me what it means.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, when you go to any grocery store.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Pick out the vegetables.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

That's the code you put in there. Apparently it's some national code for banana.

[Tom Griswold]

The code.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you go shopping for your man and you don't know that 4011 is the banana code?

[Jess Hooker]

I might as well put binary code on the license plate to say something else.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. Do you check out. Do you use the self checkout?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, but I don't buy fruits and vegetables. It's usually in a can. Like the fruit.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I love canned bananas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thankfully. That's an idea. Whose time's come?

[Jess Hooker]

Johnny does the shopping.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

He really does.

[Bob Kevoian]

I could eat a whole can of bananas.

[Tom Griswold]

You use the self checkout, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I do, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to know the. You got to know the codes for bananas.

[Ace Cosby]

I just look it up. All right. Just hit B.

[Jess Hooker]

Can't you just scan it?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, oftentimes you can just scan, you

[Bob Kevoian]

know, but that's a tough. That's a tough gamble. You don't know when to get the bananas and they're. They're bad. Before you get them home or they're too ripe, you gotta wait and then you wait for the fruits of gambling.

[Ace Cosby]

I know that going in,

[Tom Griswold]

especially right now. I recommend bagged lettuce.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I saw a American shopping in Norway the other day and they made a video next to the avocado pile. They had a little scanner. You put the avocado up next to it, it tells you how ripe it is.

[Jess Hooker]

That's cool.

[Ace Cosby]

Crazy.

[Jeff Oskay]

How do we not have that in America? Invention ever, that technology?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is amazing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. And it told. It was like five different, like firm but still ripe. Ripe and moist or soft and it gave you the breakdown. Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Jim Gaffigan's joke about going to Whole Foods and getting avocados and just throwing them in the wastebasket as you leave.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm great at it. I am genuinely skilled.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sing your praises on picking avocado.

[Ace Cosby]

I can pick out. Let's say I want four avocados for the week. I can pick them out so that they'll be ripe on the day I want.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have something to do when this is over?

[Jess Hooker]

You can stand in the grocery, people pay you and tip you. Is this ripe or not? Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

You'll be avocado boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

You could be a private shopper and. And a specialist on your card.

[Tom Griswold]

And I know.

[Ace Cosby]

Change my name to Alvocado.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I know I. I don't want to say it out loud because the code for avocados is also your PIN number.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, that's. That's how avocado. Savvy. Savvy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Six, nine, six, nine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, that's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

That's what. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jessica Alsman. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Comedy

[Tom Griswold]

in search of.

[Ace Cosby]

He said it was funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Jess Hooker]

Boys are gross.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies, could we move forward here? Now, I believe we're having another lady getting on the line. We're looking for Ally Breen. There we go.

[Ace Cosby]

We did that for Ally because she's one of the world's most renowned female belchers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Ali Breen]

That's new for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedian Ally Breen is our guest. The show is called Sexy Time. And, Ali, are you in Florida or England?

[Ali Breen]

I'm in Florida and I forgot my tripod, so I'm trying to make this work.

[Ace Cosby]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we can see you.

[Ali Breen]

Perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

You look very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course.

[Ali Breen]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

When are you going? Now. You've got this new boyfriend in England, right?

[Ali Breen]

Yes, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

That's still happening. And when are you going back to see him?

[Ali Breen]

The end of the month around the. I've chosen Reno the 24th and the 25th, and I'm going straight to England from there.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Nonstop.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once again, in your private time, you rob banks, is that right?

[Ali Breen]

Yes, I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The way the show works is you can find Ali Breen A L L I B R E E N on your favorite social media platform, Send. Send her your letters and we'll try to fix your love problems. What have we got?

[Ali Breen]

For starters, dear Allie, me and my boyfriend split everything equally. Rent, bills, dinner, entertainment. He makes a lot more than me, and I never complain. But at dinner, he usually orders more expensive things and gets two or three more drinks than I do. So I did bring that up and he said, oh, I didn't know we were itemizing things. Making me feel cheap. But isn't he being cheap, making me subsidize his drinking and eating.

[Tom Griswold]

If he's having an extra three drinks every night, he may need to see alcohol.

[Bob Kevoian]

Counselor getting a program, there might be bigger problems.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that seems kind of unreasonable to me.

[Ace Cosby]

I can't relate to this guy. I don't know. Why is he making you Pay for half the meal.

[Jess Hooker]

If anything, separate it by a percentage of your salary. Like, if he makes a lot more, shouldn't he be doing, like, 70 and you're doing 30%?

[Jeff Oskay]

Exactly.

[Jess Hooker]

But that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a little bit.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Would it be a little more dating

[Ace Cosby]

Bernie Sanders

[Jess Hooker]

Want to contribute, but you also don't want to be, like, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be a little more elegant to go, okay, I'll tell you what. Every third. I'll pay for every third meal. Yeah, well, rather than going, okay, let's see, what 70% of $64 the guy

[Ace Cosby]

needs to pay for all the. Me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Or just go Dutch, like, just pay for yourself. And then.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever see them? Ever see the play Lysistrata? What she does is she withhold sex until he starts paying for everything. Right. Am I getting it right?

[Ace Cosby]

You've got. It's Lysistra, so you got that wrong. But yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, it's. It's. It's lice. Like body lice. Because. Because famously, all the women had the crabs. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I think this is ridiculous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aren't you a team? Can't you be a team?

[Ali Breen]

Yes, exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't get it. Yeah, we're with you, ma'. Am. We are with you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you fix. How do you fix it? How do you fix it, though?

[Jess Hooker]

When the waiter comes, go two checks. There you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And if he gets mad about it, like, calm down. What's the problem?

[Ace Cosby]

That's actually not a bad answer.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm paying for money.

[Tom Griswold]

These will be separate checks, and you just pissed. You just pissed off the server.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, then don't be a surface server. I've never understood that.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you a separate checks guy?

[Ace Cosby]

If I. If I'm not necessarily a separate checks guy. But when that happens, I don't want any complaints from the help.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember that I had a problem with Bonnie? Remember this? A couple weeks ago, I ordered my fried pickles out of order, and I thought she was going to hit me with her little. A little Kendall device there. She was a putting her order in.

[Ali Breen]

You should order the fried pickles. You can't order them at a certain point.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't order them first. I ordered my entree and said, hey, I'd like some fried pickles. Well, I have to go back now, is what she said. I got to go back. It was a whole scene.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move on. Here in the Bob and Hunt program, we are presenting Sexy Time with Ali Breen. What's Our next problem.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my girlfriend is a masseuse. The other day, I had to go into her underwear drawer to get a pair of socks, and there was a stack of money in there. I said, whoa, what's this? And she said she puts all of her tips in there, but that seems like a lot. Do you think she's giving happy endings?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Ali Breen]

And should I ask her if she does?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Happy ending?

[Ace Cosby]

No, you dummy.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the only thing can generate a tip like this.

[Ace Cosby]

You know what? I am with you on this chip.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Confront her and accuse her of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that what you want?

[Ace Cosby]

Of given age? Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

My ex wife, actually, when we were married, she was a professional masseuse, and there was like, comics would come in town and they, oh, my back's hurting. I'm like, oh, my. My wife's a masseuse. You should go see her. You know, a hundred dollars for a massage. They're like, does that include the happy ending? I was like, guess what? You don't get a massage from my wife.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you would do it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I'll do it.

[Jeff Oskay]

If you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know how comedians are.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. They aren't scummy at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is ridiculous.

[Ace Cosby]

It is. You don't know how. How that could be a year's worth of tips in there. You have no idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're an idiot, sir.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I mean, if you tip 20, 30 bucks on massage and she gives five massages a day after a week, that's a bunch of cash.

[Ace Cosby]

I know. Yeah. No, this guy's. Yeah, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

This guy's jumping in conclusion.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I think he.

[Ali Breen]

Wait, Jeff, when you were dating, you were with your wife. Did she give you massages all the time, or was it one of those things?

[Jeff Oskay]

She was too exhausted when she was training. Yes. But once she did it for a living, I never saw another one. I get it. Like, I landscaped. I didn't want to go home and plant roses.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, makes sense. Now, how do you know if a masseuse is doing the. The happy endings? Just what's the trick?

[Ali Breen]

Yes. I always wonder that too. How do you broach that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe it's something to do with the towel. Am I right on this?

[Ace Cosby]

The towel.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there some kind of a code?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think there might be. Yeah. That's the feeling I get. I'm not. I'm basing this on.

[Ali Breen]

Absolutely, though, like, you take the towel off of yourself. Is it that obvious?

[Bob Kevoian]

Or half. Half staff? Possibly. I'm not sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Somebody write us anonymously. And tell us what the codes are.

[Tom Griswold]

But wouldn't you get arrested for 10?

[Ali Breen]

That's one way.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, maybe when you roll over, the towel goes askew and if she corrects it quickly. Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Then you know that probably things are off the table.

[Tom Griswold]

But is there some kind of, like, code in the sign out front?

[Jess Hooker]

I think when you book your appointment, you just say, I'm not a cop. And then they're like, okay, Then they can offer it up.

[Ace Cosby]

When I lived in South Korea, I would see these places. There would be barbershop. Those barbershop poles on the outside of buildings, like in between restaurants and stuff. And I'd lived there for a couple months and finally the guy worked with it goes, you know what those barbershop poles are? And I go, no. And he goes, those are happy ending places.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

And I was like, are you kidding me? Because they were everywhere. Wow, that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a shave and a haircut.

[Josh Arnold]

Bj.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really interesting.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, wow. Oh, my gosh. I wonder if that's still the case. Because if not, all the listeners who are in South Korea right now are going to be running to those places,

[Tom Griswold]

seeing how it is.

[Ace Cosby]

We went to one nice haircut and I got a massage. And when it came time for the other stuff, I passed because it was an open room with like eight cots and I was right next to this other guy and he was getting the extra stuff. I literally looked over and she was on top of him.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Wait, that's a lot of extra stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a glorious place to live.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I went, get me out of here. So then I paid for my just shoulder rub or whatever and stood outside waiting for my buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

And I have a question. Have you ever seen that thing at the airport? Some airports now where they've got like the masseuse right there in the hallway.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some shopping malls, a relaxation break or something.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I'm just too self conscious. Do you think you could. Could you do that?

[Ace Cosby]

No, I wasn't interested in that. But I see why people would get

[Jeff Oskay]

a happy ending at the mall.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, just a regular.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I was talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just kidding. You'd have your face buried down in that weird pillow.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

They'd have a hard time getting you the happy ending.

[Ace Cosby]

I get why people do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I get why they do it. I just think I'm too self.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, shoe shine.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think. Why?

[Ace Cosby]

See, I'd be way more self conscious about a shoe shine.

[Tom Griswold]

I Love getting my shoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think guys do this because of the orgasm, I think. Is that why they do that?

[Ace Cosby]

Mostly, yeah. That's the part that feels real good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Ali Breen is our guest. Ali is a very fine comedian.

[Bob Kevoian]

Four stars.

[Tom Griswold]

When are you going to be in Reno, Ellie?

[Ali Breen]

I'm going to be in Reno at the Carson nugget on the 24th and 25th of July. And then tomorrow I'm going to be in Claremont at the station in Florida.

[Jeff Oskay]

Cool.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, are you in a hotel, or is that the condo you're rehabbing?

[Ali Breen]

It's the Airbnb. Yeah, it's the condo. I mean, it's actually a house. You always say condo. It's a house.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It looks very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

We know what words are. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's get to our next letter. Allie.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend always says when he sees a hot girl, that that's his hall pass. I get that it's a joke, but isn't it insulting that he basically keeps telling me all the girls he wants to bang? I don't do that to him, but maybe I should start.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. He's a jerk.

[Ace Cosby]

I'll tell you this. I. I think this is a sign of a guy who is not cheating on you. The guy. The guy who's cheating doesn't joke about who he. Who else he wants to bang. So I think. I really do believe you can take some comfort in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But if you find it offensive, I. You know, what's good for the goose is good for the gander or whatever. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know, Josh. He sounds pretty dumb, so he might actually cheat on her with one of these girls?

[Ali Breen]

Because.

[Jess Hooker]

Why would you keep saying that to your girlfriend? Like, oh, she's hot. I'd bang her.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, I don't know why he

[Jess Hooker]

would, if that's cool with you.

[Ali Breen]

Don't guys get one? Isn't it a one hall passing? Say that for every hot girl you see.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, that's not how that works. You're exactly right. And usually it's reserved for famous people.

[Jeff Oskay]

And not your sister.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Not the lady who lives next door.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Does gardening, hanging.

[Ace Cosby]

The guy's asking for her to be upset. That's for sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, please.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. He's trying to start.

[Jeff Oskay]

I feel like, though, if he's doing that, he's trying to be funny.

[Ace Cosby]

He is.

[Bob Kevoian]

On some level.

[Jeff Oskay]

And she doesn't.

[Ace Cosby]

She even admitted it. I know he's joking, but, God, break up.

[Jess Hooker]

He's not funny. He Just sounds terrible.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's as good a reason as any to break up.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, that is true. And once again, if she actually laughed at the first one and then he does it 10 more times for her to be like, all right, I laughed the first time. Can we stop?

[Ace Cosby]

Let's knock this off.

[Jess Hooker]

We get it. You're not funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All righty, let's move on. You can reach Ali Reen, by the way. Excuse me. A L L I B R E E N on your favorite social media platform. What you got?

[Ali Breen]

Allie, by the way, can I just say, there were Bob and Tom fans that came out to the last Florida show who are awesome, but whenever people see me now, they go A L L I B R E

[Bob Kevoian]

hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want to find her or not?

[Ali Breen]

I mean, yeah, I love it.

[Ace Cosby]

She's not criticizing it.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's fucking.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. No, I love it. It's become my trademark, apparently. Dear Allie, my wife and I are trying to get pregnant and sex has gone from really, really hot to really not. Instead of sexy time talk, it's turned into impregnation talk and baby talk and it's killing my boner. I tried to tell her and she got upset that planting a baby doesn't excite me. Well, not like that. And see what I mean?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, Mr. Killing My Boner, I'm not too convinced your sexy talk is all that sexy.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what I mean on that, Josh? It kills the boner.

[Ace Cosby]

You don't want to murder my ding dong.

[Bob Kevoian]

What the hell? So this skirt comes in and she

[Tom Griswold]

says, hey, look, I thought I don't want to spill any on my muscle shirt. That's right.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, well, no, that's what kind of happens. I get it. I bet every guy gets this when you are trying, right? It can.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure it would really upset the guy who said, hey, listen, can you come home during your lunch break? I'm going to be ready. Oh, sorry, no, I can't. I'm having a ham and cheese sandwich I've been worried about all day. I go, okay, go home.

[Ace Cosby]

An honest answer I think is a quick Google search of how to keep things exciting in the bedroom while trying to conceive. I honestly. It sounds clunky, but I think you're going to get some good advice on

[Tom Griswold]

from real professionals that's going to land you on a website.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I promise you, Chat GPT will spit it right out.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Ali Breen]

How about you be dirty about impregnating someone still?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a couple of tips for the Guy. First of all, careful. Careful where you go. There's a variety of places where you can have your little sperm party.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The headboard wouldn't be one of them to get her pregnant. Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You want to make sure that you're in the right place. You know what I'm saying?

[Bob Kevoian]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

You know where. You know where A and B and C all go? Okay, we'll move on. We have time for one more letter with Ali Breen. Ali, what have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my best female friend is dating one of my best male friends. I know he cheats on her, and she is pretty awesome. If I were dating her, I treat her so much better, but I can't be the one to tell her about it. Obviously, then they'd think I was doing it to have a chance. But regardless, I just think she deserves better. What would you do here?

[Tom Griswold]

We had had more or less the same story a couple weeks ago.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. There's been. I think it's a theme that this kind of thing happens. Yeah. He can't be the one to tell. I mean, I. I don't think that that would help his situation with her.

[Jess Hooker]

If you ask the right questions to her without telling her, then maybe you can lead her on to make assumptions.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Ace Cosby]

Making assumptions always the best thing to do in a relationship.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm just gonna ask you a few questions and you can answer, like, where was he last night? Or where was he last week? Did you guys go out? Oh, you didn't go out?

[Jeff Oskay]

Even if she breaks up with him, she doesn't want you, so she might as a rebound. No, no. If she's one of your best friends, don't mess it up. Just let them do their thing. She doesn't like you like that. I'm sorry, buddy. I got.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm kind of with Jeff on this. I think the coolest. The way to retract her is to back off or. I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

It happened naturally.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

It'll figure itself out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let it be a secret for the rest of your life, I think.

[Ali Breen]

Let it fester inside you.

[Tom Griswold]

Then there's the threesome route.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? No.

[Jess Hooker]

Two guys and girls.

[Ali Breen]

There's always. Whenever they do break up, he can comfort her and give it a shot. He just can't be the one to cause the breakup, I would say.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I just thought of the solution to our first letter.

[Ace Cosby]

First letter?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. The first letter was the one in which the guy kept saying to his girlfriend every time he'd See a woman. He'd go, oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, hall pass.

[Tom Griswold]

She's super hot. I want a hall pass on her next. She should just say, when he says, yeah, I do her. She should say, I'll do her with you.

[Ace Cosby]

So the guy completes right there.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, what do you.

[Ace Cosby]

What's the end game there?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

CFE's bluffing.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, he'll double his.

[Ace Cosby]

My boyfriend said this girl was hot, so I said, hey, why don't you bang both of us? Now he does it all the time. I don't know what could have happened.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I'll see your 10 and raise you 20. I think it's gonna work. Thank you so much, Ali Breen.

[Ali Breen]

Thank you, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll talk to you again soon. And where are you? In Florida. Did you say tonight or tomorrow? What is it?

[Ali Breen]

Tomorrow night? Claremont at the station. It's just outside of Orlando.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, very good, very good. Thanks very much.

[Ali Breen]

Thanks, guys.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks, Ali.

[Josh Arnold]

See you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now, this whole Alley Breeing thing reminds me of that great. The Tommy Jonigan, when he did stand up is that he spilled wine on the carpet of the house and he goes, oh, well, let's. Let's burn the house down or something. Remember that?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. His sister got pregnant, and then somebody was like, are you gonna get married now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This has gone from. This is bad. Let's make it worse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? Right.

[Ace Cosby]

I spilled wine on my carpet. I didn't burn the house down. I'm so glad he quit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, not funny at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. Hyundai. It's something special going on right now. It's the Hyundai Getaway sales event. Special pricing. They call it this because you get away with a deal. So. Right. It almost feels wrong. Hyundai right now, they've got a bunch of great deals. The most popular models would include, of course, SUVs like the Hyundai Santa Fe or the Santa Fe Hybrid. The Tucson. The Tucson Hybrid. Christy Lee, a big fan of the hybrid. She says she gets about 35 miles per gallon. There's the Elantra, which is at the head of the class when it comes to technology. Also while I'm at it, the all electric Ioniq 5 and the Ioniq 9. Get all the information@hyundai USA.com, see what's going on. A lot easier and a lot more fun to get your buns in the seats, see what they're like, touch the controls, drive one by going to your local Hyundai dealer and get away. Like I said, you get away with a deal. That almost feels wrong. It's so.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Hyundai getaway sales event. We're not going to get away. Oh, no, no, no. We've got more important things to get to in this world.

[Josh Arnold]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that. Yeah. And that would include. We already got the banana car in. But we got a really interesting story about judging people just based on their name. Oh, yeah, guilty. Okay. I'm sorry. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Got a comment? To share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's over there at the news desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's. There's Jessica Holzman.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Joshua Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Howdy.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you do? I'm Chick and hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we're using names here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of us tend to hear a name and do a little bit of pre judging. Oh, we have a new story about that.

[Jeff Oskay]

A recent survey shows just how important first impressions are to Americans. According to Talker research poll of 2,000 US adults, one in five said they judge others on first names alone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Gen Z was the most likely generation to jump to conclusions when hearing someone's first name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Karen is the clear front runner for the most judged first name, receiving slightly significant more mentions than any other name on the survey. Chad was a distant second, followed by Donald, John, and Damien.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damien from the Omen?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. The Omen did that name no favors.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't. Do we know how the Karen thing started?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I've. Other than Goodfellows, I've never heard it. And Pop Cult. Pop. You know what I'm trying to say? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I know that we did have the story that that name has fallen significant significantly in popularity.

[Jeff Oskay]

40% of respondents said they do not feel they embody the spirit of their first name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow.

[Ace Cosby]

40%.

[Jeff Oskay]

20% said they wish they could change their first name.

[Jess Hooker]

You can.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. Exactly. When asked what they would choose instead, Jessica was the most popular alternative.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Followed by Caroline, Lisa, Natalie, and Amira. A m I r a. Some respondents, though, opted for more unconventional

[Bob Kevoian]

names like Jug Queen.

[Jeff Oskay]

No. Quandale. Dingle.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's not that.

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Quandell Dingle.

[Ace Cosby]

This was one person.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Quandell Dingle made the story?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sir Cartier. Purple Shay. Vbeezy. Furnace.

[Ace Cosby]

Furnace.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Hot Baby, Call Me Furnace, Sapling,

[Jeff Oskay]

Cipher, Legacy, Indigo, and Kayla. K, H, A apostrophe.

[Ace Cosby]

Most of those names should end with now on stage three.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Give it up for Kaylee.

[Tom Griswold]

And don't do that thing where you spell the name K, H, A apostrophe. Lea, that poor kid is going to spend their entire life. Yeah, yeah, that's. I don't know, maybe it's like a boy named sue in the famous song. Are you familiar with that song, Jessica?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

What's about this. This boy whose name sue. And he gets bullied his entire life, but that's what. That's what makes him the man that he becomes. So.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he bullies others.

[Ace Cosby]

Johnny Cash, Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a classic, life affirming tale of bullies.

[Ace Cosby]

Even at the end, though, he admits he still would. He would never do that to his own child. He does, because that's why when I have a son, I'm gonna name him Dave or anything but Sue.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, did you ever consider changing your name?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You've always liked it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Fine with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, I never. Is it. Did you ever consider changing your name, Jeff?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I always wanted to, but I could never come up with a better, better one. I hate the name Jeff.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about Furnace? Furnace.

[Jess Hooker]

Oscar for an ace.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that, huh? Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Furnace.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's hot.

[Tom Griswold]

His comedy is hot.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. And you can shorten it to Ace. Yeah, Furnace.

[Ace Cosby]

This furnace has no filter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Watch out.

[Tom Griswold]

So, I'm sorry. The most commonly disliked names were Chad,

[Jeff Oskay]

Karen, Donald, John and Damien.

[Ace Cosby]

I wonder what? Donald. I guess there's too much Donald Duck. Maybe Donald Trump.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably could be a political.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my gosh, yes. Political thing. Didn't consider that, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Why Chad?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

What'd he do to anybody?

[Ace Cosby]

Chad was sort of the jokey, elitist,

[Bob Kevoian]

kind of a snobby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, he was the male Karen.

[Ace Cosby]

Right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

All those 80s college movies. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

The antagonist and all those.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chad was the evil frat.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I've never in 53 years met a Damien.

[Bob Kevoian]

I haven't either.

[Jess Hooker]

I went to school with one.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was he a devil?

[Jess Hooker]

He was fine. I think he smoked weed a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd have to think the devil would get.

[Ace Cosby]

Is there a name that you guys personally judge? Because some names are. It's easy to stereotype.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you expect Tom to answer?

[Ace Cosby]

If I said my. If I said, oh, yeah, my Uncle Clem, wouldn't you immediately assume a rural. A rural. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stupid hillbilly.

[Ace Cosby]

Which isn't necessarily fair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course not.

[Tom Griswold]

He might be a very bright guy that happens to be living on the country.

[Jess Hooker]

But you're judging the parents, right? Not the kid. Like, my friend was a teacher and she had a student. Her name was Shatheed and it was spelled.

[Ace Cosby]

That can't be right.

[Tom Griswold]

S H I then T H E E. Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Like poop head.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Like, how do you do that to a kid?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't believe your friend.

[Tom Griswold]

You know and I do. I was checking out at a grocery store.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sweet baby Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

It was in the early days of cell phones, but it was pre camera. Really? And the woman had a.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you would have taken a picture of it, wouldn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it was beautiful.

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

The name essentially was Shi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

T I n a T I first name. Yeah, that's. I mean, it's. It's one word. Maybe it's. Maybe it's shy Tina. But I'm just saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. Yeah, that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a. There are a lot of options there, ma'.

[Ace Cosby]

Am, but Shafid.

[Jess Hooker]

And there's someone else that was named. It was spelled F E M A L E. Female. Yeah, but it was Famali.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've heard that. And I've heard that as like almost like an urban legend.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think that one may be

[Jess Hooker]

because the birth certificate.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay. Formali. Has to be fake. I believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, this is Chad and Jeremy. Oh, and yesterday's gone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Summer song.

[Ace Cosby]

No, they also do a summer song, don't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

And yesterday's gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday's gone. We're not gone. Well, we've gone briefly.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're gone.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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