The BOB & TOM Show - July 16, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – July 16, 2026

Recorded in the O’Reilly Auto Parts Studios | Cumulus Podcast Network

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Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show combines the show’s signature blend of comedy, banter, listener interaction, quirky news, and featured guests. Today’s focus bounces from zany bits (like the “Shirtless Girl” superhero parody), listener emails, beards, urinal technique, and animal-themed stories, to an extended, highly entertaining chat with python hunter Dusty Crum and an invigorating segment with comedian Lucas Waterfill. Banter is quick and loaded with irreverent humor, with a consistent through-line of pop culture, oddball news, and self-deprecation.

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Featured Segments & Timestamps

• [01:15] – “Shirtless Girl” Comedy Bit: Superhero parody
• [05:18] – Show Open & Cast Check-in (Tribute to atomic bomb test)
• [09:01] – Listener Mailbag: Beards, “Drive a Stick” shirts, and more
• [16:03] – Sports News: Soccer World Cup, Caitlin Clark/WNBA
• [29:03] – Book Club: Hosts’ favorite reads and recommendations
• [41:48] – Animal News: Alligator on the loose, python hunting
• [58:53] – Guest Segment: Dusty Crum from Wild Man’s Pizza, Pasta & Pythons
• [126:52] – Guest Segment: Comedian Lucas Waterfill
• [160:21] – News: Daylight Savings Posturing & Listener Questions

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Comedy Highlights

“Shirtless Girl” Parody [01:15–04:31]

• Premise: An over-the-top spoof of superhero origin stories, featuring “Shirtless Girl” and the Legion of Super Hoot.
  • “Look up in the sky. It’s a bird, it’s a plane—it’s the biggest set of jugs I’ve ever seen! It’s Shirtless Girl.” — Chick McGee
  • Parody names: Wonder Bra Woman, Bikini Spider Woman, “the green horny,” the Flash, “Legion of Super Hoot.”
• Tone: Edgy, irreverent, and fully self-aware.
• Memorable exchange:
  • “Thanks, Shirtless Girl.”
    “You’re welcome, citizens. Don’t touch those.” — Jess Hooker (as Shirtless Girl, 04:15)

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Key Show Discussions & Insights

1. Beard Talk and Gender Preferences [07:01–09:41]

• Tom obsesses about beard grooming, prompting playful pushback.
  • “You’re the one who’s quite excited [about the beard trim].” — Josh Arnold (07:53)
  • Debater: Do big beards hurt or help a man’s dating prospects?
  • Jess: Big bushy winter beards are in; Tom: finds them a “block.”
  • Side note: Listeners crave the show’s trademark beard banter.

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2. Listener Letters: “Drive a Stick” Shirt [10:00–14:11]

• Letter-writer Pamela asks if her “Yes, I Can Drive a Stick” shirt is a sexual invite.
  • “If you just had it in block letters? I’m saying this is DTF.” — Tom Papa (14:04)
  • Consensus: It depends on design/context (witch’s broom makes it innocent), but yes, Tom sees innuendo.

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3. Traffic Annoyances and Manual Transmission Advocacy [14:26–16:00]

• Tom’s prescription for road rage: outlaw automatics (“Make all cars stick shifts — it’ll cut traffic in half!”).
  • Point: Stick shifts reduce distracted driving and keep carjackers at bay.

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4. Sports Desk: Soccer Heroics & Quirky Tidbits [16:03–24:25; 49:11–55:37]

• World Cup final preview: Argentina/Spain; Messi’s heroics.
  • “Messi will not die, man… two amazing assists and a header.” — Chick McGee (16:15)
• Quirky news: A North Dakota fisherman lands a rare golden walleye and releases it (“plans to have a replica made”).
• Trombone World Record: 600+ trombonists in Australia.

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5. Animal Escapades: Alligators, Monkeys, Stingrays [41:48–44:52; 55:59–57:00; 76:07–80:06]

• Alligator on the loose in Indiana story—a big callback through the show.
• New monkey species discovered in the Congo, sparking both fascination and classic “Monkees” TV jokes.
• Tom recounts wading among stingrays and facing animal-related fears; Josh wants to join the Everglades python hunt.

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6. Urinal Science & Restroom Etiquette [37:47–39:21, 89:28–91:46]

• Debated splash-back strategies: “Aim at the drain vs. aim at the side.”
  • “Don’t wear flip-flops in the public restroom!” — Chick McGee (38:21)
  • Listener tip: Urinals marked with flies trick men toward an optimal aim point.

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7. Book Recommendations [29:03–31:53]

• Listeners seek book tips:
  • “John Green’s ‘Anthropocene Reviewed’… Tim O’Brien, Dennis Lehane, Frank Langella’s ‘Dropped Names,’ and Dick Cavett’s ‘Brief Encounters’” — Various hosts.

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8. Listener Emails: Uniforms, Childhood Slang, Travel Tales [25:26–29:03]

• School uniforms reduce bullying and stress (“I’m a big fan…” — Tom Papa).
• Hilarious childhood malapropism: “Long-sleeve shorts.”
• Tom’s travel rule: Don’t drink before flying to avoid restroom trips—leads to stories of dehydration and mustard-colored pee.

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Featured Guests Highlights

Dusty Crum: Wild Man’s Pizza, Pasta & Pythons [58:53–108:18]

Python Pizza & Swamp Life

• Dusty is a professional python hunter/chef/entrepreneur in the Florida Everglades.
  • “You can bring a python and I’ll swap ya for a pizza. Year-round.” — Dusty Crum (102:06)
• Describes “barefoot” night hunts, processing python into leather goods and food.
  • “I’m the fastest snake skinner in the South.” — Dusty Crum (102:45)
  • “People want the python wallet, python boots, the seat covers…” (104:04)
• Python on pizza: “It’s got a gamey flavor—you can have it like taco meat, however you want.”
• Notable moment: Josh seeks a spot on Dusty’s python-hunting team for next year.

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Comedian Lucas Waterfill [126:52–162:21]

Irreverent Storytelling & Disability Comedy

• Lucas, who has cerebral palsy, mixes self-aware humor with punk sensibility.
  • “I’ve been good at drinking and at being crippled—just not both at the same time.” (155:50)
• Hilarious bit about parental awkwardness, shaving his pubes, and existential airline boarding issues.
  • “You know, just because you don’t use something doesn’t mean you chop it off.” (132:20)
  • “All crippled people go to hell—too many steps to get to heaven.” (159:10)
• Quick rapport with the cast, emphasizing lived experience and genuine fun.

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Quirky News and Memorable Moments

• Buffalo/Bison Mix-up: Recurring gags about Americans’ confusion between bison and buffalo, plus delicious tangents about bison hot dogs and burgers.
• License Plate Gag: Floridian shocked to receive “SQZ A55” plate; hosts’ riff: “Go get that ass squeezed!”
• Python Hunt as Team-Building: Josh pledges to enter, Tom assigns Chick as wrangler.
• Cockroach Fear Factor: Josh’s greatest fear is cockroaches, not spiders or snakes.
• Listener Note on Uniforms: “My son called shorts ‘long-sleeve shorts.’” — audience email
• Book Club: Show delights in book chatter; multiple recommendations for both classics and host favorites.
• Daylight Savings Bill: Brief but robust debate on making DST permanent; “Keep it natural!” — Jess Hooker

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• “If you just had a big block letters, ‘Yes, I can drive a stick.’ I’m saying: This is DTF.” — Tom Papa [14:04]
• “I think I’d require all cars be stick shifts. Cut down on 50% of drivers.” — Tom Papa [14:30]
• “My beard is seasonal. I like a big bushy beard in the winter.” — Jess Hooker [09:03]
• “If you’re going to a public restroom, don’t wear flip-flops!” — Chick McGee [38:21]
• “You aim at the side of the urinal!” — Tommy (Tom) Papa [38:02]
• “I got thinking: we had a mess o’ fish on a stringer … went back, nothing but heads. Turtles got the rest.” — Josh Arnold [24:11]
• “You know, just because you don’t use something doesn’t mean you chop it off.” — Lucas Waterfill [132:20]
• “They train my service dog in prison. He may come back with a teardrop tattoo.” — Lucas Waterfill [143:18]
• “All crippled people go to hell. Too many steps to get to heaven!” — Lucas Waterfill [159:10]
• “I find the guy getting flipped by the bison hilarious! He’ll be fine—it’s the outfit!” — Tom Papa [86:12]
• “I hope you got a different mother, dude … It’s amazing how much he and I are alike.” — Chick McGee, to emailer Ed [37:02]

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Episode Tone

• Signature irreverent BOB & TOM style: Quick banter, running gags, minor digressions that loop back to audience favorites.
• Open, inclusive, and playful: Both guest segments treat personal stories with warmth and fun, including disability/ability humor.
• Mixing nostalgia, gripes, and the absurd: From childhood toys (“Super Toe”) to urinal splashback science and python pizza.

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For New & Casual Listeners

This episode is a quintessential BOB & TOM experience—a fast-paced, joke-heavy, and unexpectedly heartfelt romp through comedy bits, real-life weirdness, and interviews with unforgettable characters. The tone is breezy, with self-effacing and occasionally edgy humor. For the full effect of the guests (Dusty Crum and Lucas Waterfill), jump to [58:53] and [126:52] respectively.

Skip the ads: Main content begins at [01:15] with the “Shirtless Girl” bit.

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For Further Discussion

• Would you eat python pizza?
• Is urinal aim really a solvable science?
• Should all cars go back to stick shift—and would you pass Tom’s “driving test” for modern roads?
• Anyone else have a memorable “Shirtless Girl” encounter?
• Book club picks—what should the show cover next?

Transcript

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[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

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[Jess Hooker]

Me slow when Network.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom show,

[Bob Kevoian]

new

[Chick McGee]

this season on the Bob and Tom Television Network.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Look up in the sky It's a

[Chick McGee]

bird, it's a plane it's the biggest set of jugs I've ever seen It's Shirtless Girl Posing as a topless dancer

[Josh Arnold]

Showing off her packs no one knows

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

her secret Til she takes off her specs She's Shirtless Girl Shirtless Girl with her special powers she gives the bad guys fits she don't use no gun

[Chick McGee]

she stops them with her T She's

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Shirtless Girl, Shirtless Girl

[Chick McGee]

Working in the chemistry lab one day, sophomore year, nothing seemed amiss. But that night, an amazing transformation took place. And the next morning, young Debbie Yabo woke to find.

[Jess Hooker]

My God, I'm huge. I must dedicate these to fighting evil.

[Chick McGee]

Little did Debbie know that years before on the planet Lactoid, a planet whose gravity was causing it to sag dangerously toward the sun, her father, Major Yabo, and Mother Teton sent their infant daughter Areola, rocketing through the Milky Way to Earth, knowing one day she'd become Shirtless Girl, keeping the city of Metopolis safe.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay, nobody move. Hand over all the money.

[Chick McGee]

It's Shirtless Girl.

[Jess Hooker]

Not so fast, bad guy.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh yeah, like some dame is gonna

[Jess Hooker]

get a load of these, huh? Oh, I can't run away.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Hell, I can't even walk.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Shirtless Girl.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You're welcome.

[Jess Hooker]

Citizens, don't touch those.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Along with her fellow superheroines, Wonder Bra Woman, Bikini Spider Woman, the Flash, and the green horny Shirtless Girl form the Legion of Super Hoot.

[Ace Cosby]

Look.

[Jess Hooker]

It's the tat signal. Some boob must need help. I better call my teenage bosom buddy a cup and head to the wet cave.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll use the hooter Scooter.

[Chick McGee]

And once again, Sherpa's Girl, you've kept Metapolis safe, warm and snug.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Soft, bouncy. Once again, defeating your archenemy the Jiggler. We are grateful.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks, Shirtless Girl.

[Chick McGee]

Yay.

[Jess Hooker]

You're welcome. Citizens.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Don't touch those. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Come again next week for another titillating adventure of Shirtless Girl.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm Shirtless Girl.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Shirtless Girl.

[Chick McGee]

Shirtless Girl. Only on the BOB and Tom television. You that word, Old half naked lady fighting crime. Hello, friends. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And of course, her sidekick Dick Grayson was out the other day, so she was shirtless and dickless.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Terrible.

[Josh Arnold]

That is terrible.

[Chick McGee]

He was on sick leave, right?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, yeah, like every. Like everybody in this building.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, you know what? I prefer my shirtless girls.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, well, don't go to Thailand.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick. And hello, Tom. And you know what day it is? It's kind of an unofficial holiday at the Chick McGee compound. July 16, 1945, at 5, 29, 45. The sun rose twice that day, my friends.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

The first atomic bomb explosion. Oh, I don't know why. I'm just captivated by the minutiae of this thing.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

This was the test, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And. And in the movie, they truthfully point out that there was some speculation that it might ignite the atmosphere.

[Ace Cosby]

They.

[Chick McGee]

They were scared they were going to blow up the world. And they were scared that the chain reaction wouldn't stop. Is their big too big problem. And there was a guy on top of the tower in the steel shed. And there were thunderstorms rolling in. But they had a scientist up there with it all night, and he said, well, if this gets hit by lightning, I'm going to be vaporized.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Fortunately, skies cleared about 4am 403.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And the rest is history.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And speaking it will get to a little history. Coming up. A number of very interesting letters today. One of them Pointing out that yesterday's show was rather interesting in that we had to go deep into the bench. Ms. Hooker at the last minute had an issue and couldn't get in here. Christie's on vacation.

[Chick McGee]

Some sort of female problems.

[Jess Hooker]

But the nurse that I did see yesterday said, you know, I had to turn it off because I just heard them talk about their beards for long enough.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking about beers.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That's because Oscar was supposed to trim his beard today.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, he didn't?

[Chick McGee]

Well, he's supposed to trim it last night.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Last night.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, bring it in.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, Jeff never said he was going to do it last night.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he did not. New razor was coming yesterday. Yeah. That did not mean he was going to trim it last night.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. I'm alarmed, but yeah, I'm hearing the same things.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Thomas, I don't want to upset your nurse. I'll go on a little bit because I was talking to them. I think I forget if this was on or off the air, but he has the kind that you. It plugs in and you have to leave it in the wall.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

When you're using it, it's not. You don't charge it and then use it.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So I guess that gives it even more horsepower. Yeah, he. I don't know, more torque.

[Jess Hooker]

Battery operated. Word work for Jeffy's beard.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

He's got a very thick beard.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

But we're all looking forward to it. He has the. One of those mountain. One of those mountain man beards.

[Jess Hooker]

He does.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And so we'll see. But I thought it was.

[Josh Arnold]

The rest of us are sort of indifferent to whether or not he trims it. You're the one who's quite excited.

[Chick McGee]

You are quite excited.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I think it's gonna be interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

He's done it before.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I know. I kind of forgotten what it looked like, though. He's had that gigantic bushy beard for a long time.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you, that picture he had of him when he was like in his 20s, 30s, I would have slept with him. He's a good looking guy. My God, he looked right. Walked right out of St. Elmo's fire, I'm telling you.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So you're suggesting that he grows that just to keep the women away?

[Chick McGee]

Possibly. Okay, yeah. Cuts down on. Yeah, yeah. Get these horse away from me.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Do you think. Ms. Hooker, I. I know you can't speak for all women.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Does your man have a beard?

[Jess Hooker]

He does, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Does he have like a big huge bushy beard like that?

[Jess Hooker]

No, he doesn't his beard is completely white actually. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Do you think most women like a majority of women don't. Wouldn't care for the gigantic huge I middle aged Santa Claus?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I think there's a lot of women that love the bushy beard.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

But I mean like the huge beard.

[Jess Hooker]

The huge. Do you consider Jeffy's huge?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Yeah, I think there are a lot of women that like the huge beard.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Jess Hooker]

My beard is seasonal. I like a big bushy beard in the winter.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, well, like Josh has said, you're a winter's beard.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, exactly right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Is it because isn't it like a little weird kissing a big bushy beard?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I think the folks in this room and those listening and around the world want to know what's your deal? Why don't you like guys in beards? You've got a real block.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, no, no, no.

[Jess Hooker]

I do know women that don't like to kiss a beard.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, they're.

[Josh Arnold]

But Tom has an obsession here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yes. No, it's not. It's okay. I just like to get to the point.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going on the side of it's not okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, no arguing.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a little pissed off about it as a matter of fact. Let's.

[Ace Cosby]

That.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Coming up, we have some interesting questions from. From listeners and I'm trying to dig around and I've got another really. This is. I'll get right to this one. This is from Pamela.

[Chick McGee]

Pamela.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

She says no last name. Please. I will say this Pamela would appear to be is of Italian heritage.

[Chick McGee]

He can't help it.

[Josh Arnold]

If you ever don't want your last name said on the air, just don't say anything now.

[Chick McGee]

Just roll the dice. It's better to not mention.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

All I'm going to say is she's of it heritage, but her name does sound like a Mexican dish.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay. But you could go from there.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Good lord.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It's. Isn't it weird though?

[Chick McGee]

Is it queso? That's a good.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, no, it's not queso. It sounds more like a Mexican appetizer enchilada. No, it's not. Pamela enchilada. Pamela said I heard you guys talking about driving a stick shift van. It made me think of something you can settle between me and my husband. I have a shirt that says yes, I can drive a stick. Now, Ms. Hooker, you can drive a stick, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay. And we got some percentage about a lot of people can't drive a stick shift. And in the last couple years We've had a number of stories where would be carjackers try to carjack some really cool car. Whatever. It's a Porsche, whatever. And they get in it and it's a stick, and they can't steal it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So that's. If you're gonna do that for a living, please learn how to drive a stick. In any event, she goes, I have a shirt that says, yes, I can drive a stick. My husband says, every man sees a sexual invitation in that. What do you think? Yes or no? Your ruling will be law.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what's funny is in that case, I would not have seen a sexual.

[Chick McGee]

I. I can understand it, though.

[Josh Arnold]

I can, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But if I just looked at it. Oh, that's cool. She can drive a steak, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I would think she was a car gal. That was all. Yeah, but.

[Josh Arnold]

But we, of all people who look for the double entendre.

[Jess Hooker]

But if your wife wore that, would you assume, like, that meant you would just think the worst of men based on anything your wife wears?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I think.

[Chick McGee]

I would think Lebanese at some point.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Tom, what about you? Would you read that shirt and think sex?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You real.

[Chick McGee]

You're.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It's on. It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

We.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

As you know, as you know, this Pamela, whose name sounds like a Mexican appetizer, but she's of Italian heritage, I'm sure is super hot. And if she's wearing a tight T shirt, maybe slightly moist from a light rain in the afternoon, nipples protruding.

[Chick McGee]

You've got a lot going on over there, Tom.

[Jess Hooker]

The backstory he builds.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And she shaved off her mustache. Once again, she's of Italian heritage. I think it's provocative.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead. Yeah, yeah. No, it could be, but I just didn't see it. It's weird that I wouldn't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It probably depends what she looks like. I mean, if she's, like, looking like, you know, like a. Like a diesel biker. You know what I'm saying?

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I know that.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You know, she's two.

[Chick McGee]

They're the worst.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

245. Three.

[Chick McGee]

I'm thinking. Okay, wait a minute.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

She's talking about driving heavy equipment.

[Josh Arnold]

One of those fire plug, isn't she?

[Chick McGee]

One of those weird mullet haircuts they have sometimes. You know that 240.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, three. There is a cartoon with this that I think is great.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It's. I. I hadn't seen this till just now. It shows a witch's broom and a witch's hat.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And it says, yes, I can Drive a stick.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that the shirt itself?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I.

[Bob Kevoian]

That.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That must be the shirt itself. Now, that throws a whole different meaning.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Now.

[Josh Arnold]

Now sex is, like, way at the bottom of my assumption.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm with you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's just a fun Halloween shirt.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay, so in that case, Pamela, It's. It's not. It's not sexual.

[Chick McGee]

Is her last name Onion straws? Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I really don't want to give any more hints. Although you can buy a very nice version of this stuff. Microwavable. Ready in 90 seconds. Frozen, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Ravioli.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Pamela, we're getting closer. Okay, Pamela, I think we're gonna go with no. It's. It's not provocative. Saying, yes, I can drive a stick on your T shirt. Since you've got the witch's broom.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

The witch's hat.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

If you didn't. If you just had a big block letters, Yes, I can drive a stick. I'm saying this is dtf.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa. Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's so excited. He's learned dtf.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, yeah. That's probably the only one I know. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I do think it's sexy when women can drive a stick.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Do women think it's sexy when guys can.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I take it back.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I think it'd be a smart move to require all cars to be stick shifts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Because it would eliminate about 50% of the people on the road, which we need to do. If you've ever been anywhere. That would include yesterday. God, I wanted to kill a guy. You know, it was with the same standard thing. You're at a left. Left turn light, and the lights. About 10 seconds light. The arrow finally goes green. No one's moving.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Then it goes yellow. Then it goes red, and the guy in front goes, oh, they did a

[Chick McGee]

study on that one time with. How. How quickly is it Physics. How. How is it possible. The quickest time you could get off as soon as. If everybody moved at once. And it's.

[Jess Hooker]

I try to be ready, but I always think I'm slow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Even when I'm paying attention.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

They say when. When we don't get to drive our own cars anymore, that thing will go green and all the cars will get through.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Simultaneous.

[Josh Arnold]

There'll be no traffic issues.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, people are. The people are weak.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

But the larger point I would make would be if you're driving a stick, you can't be using your cell phone most of the time.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. You got to pay attention.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You got it. Yeah. It really requires you to be a little more focused and be a better driver, I think. Now, I don't know if it'd be interesting to find out if there are fewer accidents with people driving sticks, although a lot of stick shifts tend to be really nice cars. The aforementioned Porsche, et cetera, et cetera. So maybe those people are driving a little quicker because it's so much fun. We'll see. We'll find out what's going on there. Now. Coming up, we have a number of very fine letters and you can reach us, Bob and Tom and tom dot com. We'd love to hear from you. What's on your mind? What's happening? We have some cool stuff coming up in the news in the spot. No, the sporting scene is being dominated by soccer.

[Chick McGee]

World Cup Final coming up Sunday, Argentina and Spain. Argentinians. Argentinians will not. And Messi. Messi will not die, man. England up one, nothing. 15 minutes left to play.

[Josh Arnold]

No way.

[Chick McGee]

And Messi comes back with two amazing assists and a header. And another goal.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Crosses that ball right in front. And a header.

[Chick McGee]

Two to one. And Argentina moves on. And I was cheering my boys from England. I was wild.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right. Why not?

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And now, coming up today, now, Ms. Hooker, you missed this, but yesterday we found out about a guy that runs a restaurant. I know you're a former restaurant worker. This guy runs a restaurant in which one can arrive with a python and exchange it for a pizza. He also serves a python on pizza and he does all kinds of really cool things. He's got a store now, get this. Converse All Stars, made of snakeskin. Yeah. Oh, they're so cool. His name is Dusty Crumb at Wild Man's Pizza, Pasta and Python. We're going to talk to Dusty today. I'm so excited. Plus, in the studio, comedian Lucas Waterfield will be joining us. So a bunch of cool stuff on the way. Right now, it's money time. Talk to you a little bit about cash. How would you like to grab some cash out of thin air? Kind of what I'm talking about is taking advantage of the fact that housing, well, house prices have gone way up. So if you own your own house and you've owned it for a while, it's probably worth a lot more than you paid for it. You don't have to sell it to take advantage of that. So the question is, should I call American Financing to refinance and pay off these credit card debts or maybe build a new kitchen? Well, why not give it a shot? Because American Financing specializes in refinancing, among other things. Right now the average client at American Financing is saving about 800 bucks a month on their monthly payment. How do they do it? Well, you take advantage of the fact that your house is worth a lot more than it used to be. So you refinance it and voila, you've got some cash. Also, they've got a thing going on right now. I was looking at it yesterday. You may be able to even avoid two mortgage payments. Give yourself a little bit of a break and grab some of that cash. So see what's possible. There are no upfront fees at American Financing. No pressure. They have salary based consultants that can help you out in about 10 minutes. They can walk you through this and they've got a great website that will walk you through it right now if you want. Once again, it's American Financing and they're@american financing.net do me a favor and make it american financing.net Bob and Tom. So they know that you heard about them from us. You can also call them 866-88926 11. Again, no pressure. If you own your house, it's certainly worth a look. See, in just a few minutes you can find out if you could cash in and get some money to do whatever you want to do with it. Once Again, it's American financing.net nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org Average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Jess Hooker]

What would you do if your online store converted 36% more shoppers? You could take 36% more vacation.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Another pina colada?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please.

[Jess Hooker]

Open a new retail location with 36% more square feet.

[Chick McGee]

Fantastic.

[Jess Hooker]

Hire 36% more help.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You're hired and you're hired.

[Jess Hooker]

Shopify has the world's best converting checkout up to 36% better than other e commerce platforms. What you do with those extra sales

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

is up to you.

[Jess Hooker]

Switch to Shopify [e-mail] listen and get a $1 trial.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Shopify.com listen.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, There's Ace Cosby.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Tom Griswold. Hi, Tom.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Jess Hooker]

How are you?

[Chick McGee]

Good, good, good.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I'm just going through some letters here. This is I love it when someone listens to this show more carefully than I do. Which is probably everybody barely pay attention.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

But this letter comes to us from. From Aaron. And is this a sponsored portion of our broadcast?

[Chick McGee]

It is. Emails from our listeners are around the world brought to you by sleep number save on comfort personalized to you only at sleep number right now. Bundle and save over $300 on select mattresses plus adjustable bases. Visit a sleep number store or sleepnumber.com I love it because it's just base. Right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Reference to a classic bit. By the way, the little boy who did that is a married man, 50 years old.

[Jess Hooker]

He has a beard.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. A filthy dirty beard. Yes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

This person is really paying attention. This is E R I N. That's a lady Aaron, Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Correct.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Not like double a errand R, double a guy.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Which is catching on.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay. Dear fellas, yesterday's show was once in a lifetime. Christie was gone, Hooker was out. You guys haven't had to go to the third string since someone sat in for dick hits water.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And I remember that now.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, there was a special edition. I think it was. I forget. Well, I just remember someone. I remember the line sitting in for dick hits water or sitting. That's obscure.

[Jess Hooker]

That is. But I kind of remember that too.

[Josh Arnold]

I know I called in for him once.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, that could be it.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

That.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Maybe that's the one. But thank you very much Aaron in beautiful Idaho. We certainly appreciate it. And by the way, a special hello to my friends crossing the Mackinac Bridge joining of the upper and lower peninsulas of Michigan. Did you see any of those photographs yesterday?

[Chick McGee]

I did not.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

The smoke from Canada.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I mean it looked like.

[Chick McGee]

I know air quality is at an all time low.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It looked like they were crossing the Golden Gate in a fog. Really serious business.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they have fires going on.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real serious stuff. Now I will that maple.

[Chick McGee]

You know what that maple burning?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

It's like it's our main export agent. Orange maple starts burning now.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

What do you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and town show. Congratulations to a 21 year old fisherman. Joshua and Jeff Oskay. Pay attention. His name's Ethan Bear. He caught a fish of a lifetime. He's from North Dakota fishing with two buddies. On July 10th he hooked a 27 inch golden walleye.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh really?

[Chick McGee]

A remarkably rare color variation believed to be caused by a genetic pigment mutation.

[Josh Arnold]

While I've never. I've obviously never seen one.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that thing.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It looks like The. The what? Three quarters of the body from.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a beautiful massive walleye.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It's. It's as tall as that kid and

[Chick McGee]

it says 27 inch. But that thing looks longer in the picture.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, he's sitting. Sorry. It's. Yeah, but it go. It's as long as. From his genitals to his head.

[Chick McGee]

Bear said the fish produced a strange golden flash as it neared the surface and he wondered what the heck was going on. The entire boat froze. They realized what he had hooked. Even better. After getting a few incredible photos, they cut the fish up and had a big fry on short.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they.

[Chick McGee]

They released the fish healthy and plans to have a replica made.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good. Yeah, I love that they can do that.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That's just beautiful. Just gorgeous.

[Chick McGee]

What would the old timers say about going out fishing? You just throw them right back, you know. You know, you're not going to keep a fish like that.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Did you ever use a stringer?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, we had to use stringers before.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, I always like those.

[Chick McGee]

That's where you shove it into their mouth.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

There's a.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

There's like a nail sort of thing that goes in their mouth. But the beauty of it is then if you're going to.

[Chick McGee]

Don't call me Gill.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

If you're going to eat them, then you could hold them up on the string and you have to use the phrase mess o fish. Which for me, I know that sounds very folksy.

[Chick McGee]

That is too folksy for you. Meso fish.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I got thinking about something and we

[Josh Arnold]

had a bunch of fish on a stringer one time and they left them in the water and then when we went back for them, nothing but heads. The turtles had gotten to the. We were like, oh, this is such a bummer on so many. In so many ways.

[Chick McGee]

This is a true lesson.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And I don't know why that reminds me of this. I don't have the story yet, but they just discovered a new monkey.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh. Really?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, I think it's got like gold lip. Something weird about the lips or something. Okay, Yeah, I could be wrong about the gold, but. Yes, they've discovered a new monkey. I believe in the Republic of a. Congo.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh. You don't mess with the Congo.

[Chick McGee]

Congo monkeys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Stay away.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, well, I mean, you've still got. Let's see, who's left. Peter Torque. No, only Dave.

[Josh Arnold]

Only Dolan's right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Mickey Dolan. But there's a new monkey. We'll find out about that coming up. All right, now we have an Interesting letter here from Randall. He writes, I know it's taboo to say, sorry to bother you at work, but half of you aren't at work lately, so I guess it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Let's see.

[Chick McGee]

We're doing the best we can.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Son went to a Catholic grade school. They had to wear a uniform and they had their choice of wearing the uniforms, pants or the uniform shorts. That makes sense, right? Makes sense. His friends were all wearing shorts. He was set on wearing shorts too, but he forgot what shorts were called. And he told his mom he didn't want to wear his long sleeve shorts anymore. That's nice. I'm a big fan of school uniforms, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Easy.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, well. You don't like them?

[Jess Hooker]

No, he's.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, well, you know, my youngest still has to wear a uniform.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It really, I mean, it just cuts down on a lot of.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Bullying, etc. Etc.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah. Oh, did you think I was going to go the other way with that? Oh, I just, I just, I would like to see it go all the way through high school. Just makes. Make things a lot easier, don't you think?

[Chick McGee]

Could you wait? No. You, you had a suit and tie in school?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, we had to work. Well, not a suit. We had to wear a coat and tie.

[Chick McGee]

Coat and tie.

[Josh Arnold]

Did everybody wear the same coat?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. It wasn't a crest or.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, no crest.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha. Gotcha.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

But I, for all practical purposes, had one tie hanging in my locker all year.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And. But the thing was you had to have a real tie.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Because the first day, every new kid, someone would walk up, hey, is that tie fake? Boom. And pull it off. And if it was, you were marked for life. Boys are so much fun.

[Josh Arnold]

They're.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

They're so nice. I was thinking about something the other day. You know, I, I don't want to go through the whole story again, but you may recall that I was stuck at an airport for. From 11 to 7, 36 hours is what I heard. Well, it took 36 hours to get home.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

The first day we waited for the plane, the plane was there, but they kept saying it was going to go and it didn't. And we were sitting in this essentially a trailer with no windows in the Bahamas, boiling people go, oh, you got to stay an extra day in the Bahamas. That must have been great. No, it wasn't. But I have a thing. I don't drink anything before I get on airplanes.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Because I don't want to have to get up and pee.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So I was thinking about this. So I didn't drink anything. No water, no soft drinks. I didn't have anything. Once I got to the airport. No fluids of any kind.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Then when you. But then finally got back to the hotel after a taxi ride, a boat trip, and another taxi ride, you ever have your pee look like mustard? The same with. The same. With the same viscosity.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I'm not sure what that means, but

[Josh Arnold]

that might be some slight.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Slight dehydration there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

But I wasn't really conscious of it. And they did have water there, but I'm not going to drink water because then I'll get. Guys, I hate having to get up and pee on an airplane. Am I the only one?

[Josh Arnold]

It's never comfortable, but I'll do it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have any choice. I have to.

[Josh Arnold]

And a lot of times I just want to stretch my legs anyway, so

[Chick McGee]

I go a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Any excuse to stand for 10 seconds.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And am I the only one that assumes as soon as I get into the bathroom on an airplane it's going to drop 10,000ft?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I never worry about it.

[Jess Hooker]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe I should.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I've only had to sit down and do that once on an airplane.

[Josh Arnold]

You did, though.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I was. And I was terrified.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I thought, oh, my God, how embarrassing would it be?

[Chick McGee]

It's a wonder you could make the transaction.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Well, no, it's a wonder I didn't make it in the aisle. As you know, sometimes. Sometimes when duty calls, you don't really have a choice. Okay, Josh, this one. This letter may require a little bit of thinking.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. And that's the amount of thinking I'm good at.

[Chick McGee]

Just a little.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

This guy. This is Jordan. He goes, I set a goal to read 100 books this year. I'm well on my way.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good for you.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That is amazing. That's great. Especially if you've noticed lately there was a really interesting article about the number of people who still read books.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Is plummeting, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

It's Tom, me, and this guy.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah. He goes. A few books on my to read list were added after hearing you guys mention them on the show Into Thin Air, which is a great book about climbing Mount Everest, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Just a terrific read.

[Josh Arnold]

And you'll read that one in a day. You won't want to stop.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, I've read it twice. It's so good. Where the Crawdads Sing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's. I loved that book. And that's especially for popular lit. That's a really good book.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And then I. I feel like Oprah here for a second because she has her book club. He's asking what books we would recommend to add to his list.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez, there's a lot of.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I'll tell you what. The, my, the book I've read twice in the last year is John Green's book. It's got an odd title, the Anthropocene Revisited.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It's kind of a bio. It's really cool. It's a non fiction, really good.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds a bit snooty to me.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, not at all. He's a real. It's really down to earth. It's terrific. Did you ever read that book on writing by.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I. I did actually. Stephen King.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

By Stephen King, Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Where it's not a autobiography, but it kind of is.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Where he writes about. And it's great. It doesn't matter if you like. And it's not. Not a horror thing. It's a. It's a non fiction.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

This thing with John Green's the same. I'd recommend that. How about this one chick? I think you read it. Dropped Names by Frank Langella.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. I love that book. Oh, I listened to it.

[Ace Cosby]

It.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, Frank Langella, he's the guy that was great stories. What in the 70s for playing Dracula. Terrific actor. The opening chapter of that book is one of the coolest. I, I don't want to. There's an unbelievable story.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

He's like 20 years old and something happens to him that is just absolutely staggering. Funny and amazing right off the bat. Josh, any come to mind if you had to recommend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I just throw out some authors. Anything by Dennis Lehane, Tim o'. Brien. I mean I could go.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Tim o', Brien, he wrote the. Was going after Catchado.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you guys read Griffin Dunn's?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that was good.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I loved that.

[Chick McGee]

I read that.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah. And yeah, another good one is Michael McDonald's book.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I want to read that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's really good.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And then Donald Fagan has a book called Eminent Hipsters. Donald Fagan from Steely Dan. The first half of that book is great. Then it turns awful. You can tell he's bored, but the first half is great.

[Chick McGee]

Dick Cavett has. I. I found it on ibooks. It's called Brief Encounters and it, it's just little bunch of essays. It's really. There you really.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

There's our, there's our book review section.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Something new from the Bob and Tom Show. Your book review. And good, good luck with all that.

[Chick McGee]

And here's something for Tom. Dear Bob and Tom Show. I saw this at the Model A national meet up at French Lick, Indiana, the West Baden Resort. This is a Model A, and on the front of it, as you'll see, Tom, it says DeLand, Florida, Athens of Florida. I don't know what that means. I never heard that that slogan. Had you?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No. There's a really good college there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Stetson.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the Hatters.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's a cool car, huh?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, the car is amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks like it's out of sinners.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah. And it's beautiful. Well, thank you very much. Deland, Florida, of course. I used to work on the air there. I don't know if you knew that, Ms. Hooker.

[Chick McGee]

That's an odd name, though, Deland. I wonder why they came up with that, that name.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Well, it's actually very simple. It's quite close to D.C.

[Tom Griswold]

i didn't

[Josh Arnold]

know that was a hearty Han.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I didn't know he had him here.

[Chick McGee]

Right. That was amazing.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Did you see the story a couple weeks ago about the. The. The lady that got eaten by an alligator that was right near the land?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Because they had a hot, hot day hiking and they saw a little pond, so they just got into the pond and thought they'd cool themselves off in Florida.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what the woman said.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Her friends must have.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just gonna jump into the pond. Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Now, we. We do have alligators in the news today, interestingly enough.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, we do? Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

We have a lost alligator that has been found in a place one typically does not find alligators right now. Special hello to our friends at Hyundai. Get into the Hyundai getaway sales event because it's happening right now. They like to say you'll get away with a deal, so. Right. It almost feels wrong. This is happening as I speak. Great deals on Hyundai's most popular models that'll include the adventure ready SUVs like the Hyundai Santa Fe, the Hyundai Santa Fe hybrid. The Tucson. The Tucson Hybrid. Christy Lee, of course, she's got the hybrid. She says she gets about 35 miles to a gallon. By the way, Hyundai also features the bold, stylish Elantra, which has the latest in all technologies. And you can go all electric if you want to, with the Ioniq 5 or the Ioniq 9. You want to see them? Well, visit HyundaiUSA.com online or go down to your local Hyundai dealer. That's the way to do it. Get your. Get your buns in one of those seats. And see how you feel. You'll also get away with a deal you'll love during the Hyundai getaway sales event. Now, coming up, we're going to talk with a guy who makes pizzas with python meat on him, among other things. Dusty Crumb will be our guest. And we're going to have comedian Lucas Waterfield joining us a little bit later today. So thank you for joining us. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed? Later Today on our YouTube channel, Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight and you got a real problem. Do not blow it. The Jim Rome show podcast. You've been warned. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Baba Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Tom has chosen this time to feverishly search his area for getting a straw. Yeah, he's found a straw.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta ship that drink.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I gotta cut. Hang on a second.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta cut. What do you cut too long? Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

We all do that. We can't.

[Chick McGee]

I watch your straw. I cut my straw.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I haven't. But it, I, I should try it.

[Chick McGee]

I am, I am down. I will admit this easily, that I am alarmed at how much I'm becoming like Tom. Care for it? But there's nothing I can do about

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

it, ladies and gentlemen.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Bendable.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I like the elbow.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I'm a big fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, you don't want to accidentally cut that in, do you?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, no, no. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised you don't get all insist on all straws with elbows with the bendable straws and then cut that part off when you get them. That's why. That's what I'm surprised you don't do.

[Ace Cosby]

Well.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

But then the part I cut off, I used to snort heroin.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

That's where you go, huh? White Palace. Dear Bob and Tom show, the Albino Stallion. This is from Ed in Wilmore, Kentucky. I wore a full beard for years, streaked with Salt and pepper. One day, I decided to shave it. I found three chicken feathers within the beard. Not quite sure how they got there, but my best guess. I love an actual, real feather pillow.

[Josh Arnold]

That's got to be.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I must have been somehow intimate with said feather pillow.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Well, that happens.

[Chick McGee]

You guys. You guys rock. Incidentally, I think Chick McGee and I are twin sons from different mothers. I hope you got a different mother, dude. It's amazing how much he and I are alike. I'm sorry about that, Ed. But keep. Keep on, keeping on there, brother.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

We're talking beards? Because Mr. Oscar has a very huge, bushy, thick beard.

[Chick McGee]

And from what Tom and I can understand, he promised to shave last night and did not come through.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Apparently, he's. Apparently he's waiting for. He ordered a new. What did he call it? What's the name of that thing?

[Josh Arnold]

He got a wall. Yeah. Wahl. Which is good. I get the Wahl. Peanut.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

What does that mean?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a make and model.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, I see. The peanut.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It's an odd name for a shaver.

[Jess Hooker]

It's just little.

[Ace Cosby]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of shaped like a peanut. Ergonomic reasons.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Makes sense. So we'll see what he looks like. He has not shaved yet. I just saw him in the hallway.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you guys talk about urinals yesterday?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Jess Hooker]

Aiming at the drain reduces splashback. A hot tip from AJ what does? What reduces aiming at the drain?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, aiming at the drain.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You aim at the side. You aim at the side of the urinal.

[Josh Arnold]

But I do agree with AJ when you do hit the drain dead on, you get what? Much less splashback? Typically, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

But if you miss, even by a little bit, you're getting it right back at you. Well, don't you notice in the summer. Because you wear shorts all the time. Yeah, I don't care. I prefer not wearing shorts.

[Chick McGee]

See, that's my big problem with flip flops. Men don't. If you're going to a public restroom, don't wear flip flops. That drives me crazy. I see that going in.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Don't you feel the blowback when you urinate on your shorts on your legs?

[Josh Arnold]

Depends on if I have to use one of the shorter urinals. Yes. It's like, well, I guess I'm washing my hands and my shins, which is infuriating. But I don't know about this chick. There's a joke in an episode of Friends, all right. Where Rachel has taught Ross's son some pranks and one of the pranks is putting a loom Saran Wrap over the toilet.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You pee on it, the pee gets everywhere.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And he complains to Rachel about this, and then she goes, well, it's not that big of a deal. And he goes, I was wearing shoes, or I was barefoot at the time. And then she goes, oh, I'm so sorry. I think being barefoot and peeing all over your feet is way better than if you're wearing shoes and accidentally getting pee all over your feet. Because you can just wash your feet. Whereas shoes are harder. It's harder to deal with the p.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

What is the movie?

[Chick McGee]

So your solution would be not to wear shoes?

[Josh Arnold]

If I'm getting pee on me, I just want it on my bare feet.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So if you're at the airport.

[Josh Arnold]

Plus, it's hotter.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You've already taken your shoes off once. So after you go through security, just carry them with you, because I got to take a leak. Can you hold my socks?

[Chick McGee]

So there should be a sock and shoe station. You go into a men's room.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

All right, I. I figured. Was the movie called Wolf? I think it was Jack Nicholson, maybe Mike Nichols. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

James Spader.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Do you remember this? This isn't really spoiling. Remember, there's a scene in that movie he.

[Chick McGee]

Marxist territory. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And it gets all. It gets. He's all over the shoes.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

The urine.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I remember when I saw that.

[Chick McGee]

No. He turns and pees on the guys.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Right on. It's not Splashback from the urinal. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

When I saw that movie, the lady behind me, like, I'll never forget this. It was the highlight of the movie for me. She goes, and they're suede. That guy totally remember that. Don't go peeing on my.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they'd.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Brown suede shoes. Not a fan.

[Chick McGee]

Suede shoes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Suede anything.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Although I did. I recently bought a pair.

[Chick McGee]

I want to die in suede. I want to be bathed in suede.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I recently bought, under protest, a pair of suede loafers. I hate loafers. I hate suede.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, like boat shoes?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, they're just kind of like loafers.

[Chick McGee]

Do I have to tell you.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I have to tell you what my dad told me. It's no way to live, boy. Okay, get out of there.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

They look nice with. Apparently those linen pants that I. Yeah,

[Jess Hooker]

I'm seeing the outfit now that you say it.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

But it looks really nice, and linen's

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

great for 10 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

You look Like, I bet you're down there in that. The sunny climbs. You look like Edward, all Edward James almost from the Miami Vice walking around with your linen and your suede shoes. No socks.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I, I, I, I wear the, I got some of those socks you were telling me about.

[Chick McGee]

What socks were I was I telling you about?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

The ones that don't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the no shows. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Like see that? They kind of barely are there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So we'll see how they do.

[Josh Arnold]

How are you feeling about them so far?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

They feel kind of airy down there.

[Josh Arnold]

It was about a three or four day adjustment for me when I went to those and now I won't go back.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, okay. Well, it's good to know. Now coming up, comedian Lucas Waterfield will be joining us and we're going to talk with Dusty Crumb.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something. As unaware as Tom is of most things, nothing makes you feel better than telling him about something like no show socks and thinking. He's thinking, you're amazing for knowing about this unbelievable invention because he has no idea. I walked around.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

They're brand new. This is the first time I've ever worn them.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that feels so good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

New socks are fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See, you didn't wash them though. Did you put them right on your feet. That's what I do.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, no, I washed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

New socks are one of those is like the only clothing I don't wash before I wear for the first time.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You know my dream, I go to stores and buy new shirts and put them on in the car. You know, that's how I operate.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay, you got to help me here. I was trying to remember who this was.

[Chick McGee]

I'm to help.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It was either, I don't know if it was a major league baseball guy or an NBA guy or an NFL guy, but there was somebody, you were telling me about this that doesn't travel with a, a bag.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't take anything with him anywhere on the road because he hates the feeling of forgetting something in a hotel.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So he just goes and buys new

[Chick McGee]

stuff, all the new stuff at like an affordable store. He was, I think I want to say Ty Detmer. I'm not sure if that's right. He was a quarterback at byu, I think, I'm not sure.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I was talking to some friends of mine that are actually serious people, unlike, say, and through a series of circumstances. They were talking about they were going on a business trip and for a bunch of reasons, they suddenly they had to get on a plane with nothing yeah. No. No hand luggage. No anything to get in the plane and fly. And they said it was just liberating.

[Ace Cosby]

It is.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It's amazing because these guys travel all the time and they've always got, you know, they're schlepping or whatever, a briefcase. Everyone's taking all carry on now anyway, and. But it was just so funny to see these two guys kind of. Oh, God, it was so liberating.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I've only been able to do that once. Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I did it one time, too, but it was just on a road gig with us, and I was like, no, I know. I'm passing them all. I'm going to buy a new outfit. I'm not. Everything I bought, I bought new everything.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

One of you know this. I know a guy that cannot pass an outlet mall. His name is Chick Magee.

[Jess Hooker]

I was going to say.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And what are you talking about?

[Jess Hooker]

He's in the room.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. He's got outlet mall detection. Now, get a load of this. Gardner Minshew, actually, rookie year with the Jaguars, he famously arrived at a Houston road game bringing only the outfit he was wearing. He carried that tradition to the rest of his in the NFL. He doesn't take. He doesn't take clothes with him on the road. And you love.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And I love Gardner Minshew.

[Chick McGee]

And Tim Wilson would take a T shirt and his guitar case. Yeah, that was it.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, Tim Wilson did many a show wearing my clothes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, no, I'm serious.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

He'd stay over at my house and go, tim, that's the same shirt you've had on for three days. Take this one.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, let me tell you something about these perfumey deodorants we have to wear. Oh, yeah. Okay, good.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And he was not a big deodorant guy, which actually is in the news today.

[Jess Hooker]

It is.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It's one of those new Internet crazes not wearing deodorant.

[Jess Hooker]

Hmm.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Thanks, Internet. We'll find out what that's about. And we're gonna find out about having a pizza with python meat on it and more when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Add to or continue the convers. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom show

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

house.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, there's. Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. I'm supposed to remind you about the heat.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So I'm walking the dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Sweltering in the usa. Yeah, it's hot.

[Jess Hooker]

It's summer. It's July. It's supposed to be hot.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

We're going to be okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Everybody calm down.

[Chick McGee]

It's so hot.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So, I mean, I walk my dogs, I take them out a lot. I like to walk with them and I typically walk through a pretty quiet neighborhood. But there's one street I have to cross.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It's a two way but it's kind of busy.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So I'm crossing the street and there's not, it's not a four way stop. It's. So the people are, they're coming by, they can come by fairly quickly. And I've got my two dogs with me and it's, you know, whatever, 11:30 or something in the morning and this lady slams on her brakes, opens up her window. I've already crossed the street. I'm about to head down the dead end and opens our window. Get those dogs off the pavement. Well, ma', am, if the dogs didn't want to be in the pavement, the grass is right there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the dogs will let you know.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they know they're okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, it's not. Fry an egg in the pavement. Oh, but I was really surpr.

[Josh Arnold]

Surprised. Why would.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Mind your own business. The dogs are fine.

[Chick McGee]

Did you at any point use the word bitty while you were talking with us?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I was just so stunned. What is wrong with you? I mean, it's one thing if someone leaves a dog in their car, right? I'm sure there are circumstances where certain dogs paws are a problem, but the dogs are on the grass 99% of the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, they were fine.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a certain type of woman who thinks that she knows what animals need more than the animals know what they need.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Like that's a whole group of ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Anyway, animals know more. Yeah, that's. That would I, I. Did you say anything?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, I just like I'm thinking, Jesus.

[Jess Hooker]

Mind you kept walking.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And I'm sure there are places where it's bad for the dogs. And I've. And I've been places where I've seen in, in Colorado in the summer, in the winter, rather, you'll see dogs with booties on it depends on the dog and everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

But the dogs, the grass is right there.

[Josh Arnold]

They're gonna let you know by stepping into the grass.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, they'll walk over to the grass and. Yeah, yeah. They're not idiots. Well, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I got one.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I think about. One of my dogs is an idiot. He thinks he's Eeyore. Well, that was a 30 yard walk. I need a nap.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay, let's sit down. Now, are we moving on to the sports page or did you have another letter you want.

[Chick McGee]

I can't find another letter, so I guess that means sports time.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I got a quick one.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, go ahead.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

This is kind of a profound one.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, a lot of the things we talk about here are frivolous.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

They're kind of light.

[Chick McGee]

We deal in frivolous. Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, yeah. But every once in a while we will get into the realm of which one might call philosophy, deeper thinking. I can't think of the last profound thing that was ever said on this show, but I'm sure there have been some. This comes to us from. We'll just call him bb. This is a male, okay? A male bb he goes. I saw a picket sign that read, what do we want? Time travel. Oh, when do we want it? That's irrelevant. I'll repeat that for you.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you don't have to. Yeah, no, we got it.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

What do we want? Time travel. When do we want it? That's irrelevant. All right, that's a thinker right there. I was hoping more of a chuckler, but it's a thinker. All right, give that some thought. Now we have a Chick Magee over there at the sports desk and it's a special sports desk, ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, it's. Yes. Brought to you by NHTSA.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That's right, NHTSA.

[Chick McGee]

Slow down. Defending champion Argentina rallied to beat England 21 and reach the World cup final yesterday, trailing one nothing into the last five minutes of regulation time. Enzo Fernandez and substitute Latoro Martine scored for Argentina, aided the assists for Messi. You have to see them to believe them. He's a left footed. He's left handed, left footed. And he kicked an assist with his right foot and it on a dime. I don't know how they do this, but here's what it sounded like. The Argentina announcer. And it starts off with a miss. So here, here we. Go. Those bens.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Messi. There it is.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

They have a question.

[Jess Hooker]

They sound like they're in pain.

[Chick McGee]

And what's this guy's name? Andrus Galaraga.

[Lucas Waterfield]

What is it?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Do you remember we were reading that book about. Remember the the writer for MASH that becomes a. He becomes a announcer.

[Chick McGee]

Ken Levine.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah. And he was talking about. He. This is the story is. Ken is a. He was a really great comedy writer.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And he decided he loved baseball. He. And he. The book is about. I think it's. What is the book? It's got a great title.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my. There it goes. It's out of here. Wait a minute. Or something like that.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

In any event, he talks about how when you become a baseball announcer, you want to develop your home run call.

[Jess Hooker]

Gotcha.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You want to have one that's just yours?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Signature.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah. In the world of soccer, every one of these I've heard is essentially the same. It's a long extended.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Goes on forever. I mean, I'm sure in the world of soccer there are probably world class famous announcers. I don't know who they are, but Andre Cantor, the theme seems to be the extended.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Either saying the word goal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Is the word goal the same in Spanish as it is in English?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I don't speak a foreign tongue.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

El goal maybe.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think so.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

In French, anyone?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

So coming up on Sunday, we've got Spain and Argentina, 3:00 Eastern Time from beautiful New Jersey at MetLife.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Of course, FIFA's not going to let him say MetLife. It's the new Jersey stadium.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I think a friend of mine went to the game in Atlanta a week ago and I think maybe you mentioned this, all the seats where the Mercedes logos are. Yeah, they taped them over.

[Chick McGee]

They took black, black electrical tape and covered the.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think it was electrical.

[Chick McGee]

I'm pretty sure he.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Well, he said his seat was kind of. Was it kind of crappy?

[Chick McGee]

And you know what?

[Ace Cosby]

We.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if we have the. That picture from yesterday. Earling Holland, the striking Viking of Norway. He was getting off his plane with his treasures.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

This is great.

[Chick McGee]

Purchased in the United States. No, he had a raccoon.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Have you seen the guy?

[Chick McGee]

He had a taxidermied raccoon under his arm with a. Drinking a bottle of booze. It was gorgeous.

[Jess Hooker]

That's hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Well, evidently he bought it at a place called Wild Bill's Western Store in Dallas, Texas. The raccoon was holding an empty bottle of Greenalls Wild Berry Gin. The raccoon currently sold out at Wild Bill's website.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Well, you can see why they'd sell

[Chick McGee]

out 750 bucks a copy for that. He also.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Who wouldn't Want one?

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Holland wasn't done. He also purchased two taxidermied squirrels. One wearing a sheriff hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

And other downing a Budweiser. 450 apiece.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Have you seen this guy? He's super handsome.

[Jess Hooker]

I actually just watched the bag that he is carrying is roughly $75,000, maybe a hundred thousand dollars. And he has, I don't know, 20 or 30 different versions of this bag.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

You know, I'm not joking.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

What's so special about it?

[Jess Hooker]

It's the brand.

[Chick McGee]

You guys know me in that.

[Jess Hooker]

It might be a Prada, I don't know. And then he has. How many Thousands up to $75,000 is some of these bags. It's. It's crazy.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Well, he. This, this says he racked up a ten thousand dollar tab at that store.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Now Wild Bill's Western store.

[Jess Hooker]

Spit in the ocean for that guy in Dallas.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They closed the store and let everybody. All they taught him. They taught him the Norwegian team, the line dance and they had a great time.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, that's cool. Would that be hard to get through customs?

[Chick McGee]

I think you would have to explain probably.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I'm sure that dead raccoon carrying a whiskey bottle.

[Chick McGee]

Probably.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Is that on the Texas flag?

[Chick McGee]

It should be, yeah. Let's see. Wnba, last night, Golden State, Minnesota and Chicago all win. In that Golden State game, they beat Indiana 8875. And Caitlin Clark had an incident with a couple of the referees. That's becoming. Becoming a thing. We'll keep an eye on that for you. An Australian city gathered more than. Hang on a second. Stupid world record. An Australian city gathered more than 600 musicians to play trombones together to break the Guinness World record.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The city of Ipswich, Queensland hosted the attempt to break the record for the largest trombone ensemble as part of the Spark Ipswich Arts Festival. The trombone has performed 76 trombones.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Now I think about this for a second. 600 trombone players. That's serious.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a lot.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That's a lot of them. I wonder how if they were any good.

[Chick McGee]

I would say. I would say that's too many.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It's a tough instrument to play. We got a little picture of it.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I played it for two years.

[Jess Hooker]

You did?

[Josh Arnold]

I liked it. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Because you got to know where that position is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

There are no frets like on a guitar. You gotta. You gotta know where to hold your arm. It's tough. So congratulations, huh? I don't know. Does it say that they played a Song. Okay. That was the only one. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's what all it says in the story. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay. All right. I. Because there are some pretty young guys. Hope they were able to do it. I heard the organizers didn't really care if you were any good. They just let it slide if you couldn't really play. Well, naturally. Coming up, we have. We're going to talk with Dusty Crumb. We found out about this guy yesterday. He runs a store, what was it called? Everglade City or something in Everglades City.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And it's. The store is Wild Man's Pizza, Pasta and pythons. They do have a python pizza and you can bring in a python and they'll trade you a pizza for a python. And they've got a cool store where you can get. Among other things, I was quite impressed with the licensed Converse All Star made of snakeskin shoes.

[Chick McGee]

And they have, hey dudes, made of snakeskin.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The slip.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I could see you with snakeskin.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, I would, I would sport snakeskin.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, that, that, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

These are cool.

[Jess Hooker]

I love a good Converse. I'd take a pair.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, that would work for you. I think it'd be very nice. Anyways, we're going to talk with Mr. Crumb. I'm excited about that. Also today, comedian Lucas Waterfill, Willie G. Should be here shortly. He's got a special gig with Mr. Oscar this weekend. I'll tell you about that coming up. Right now we have an interesting story coming up about weight loss in the news. And speaking of weight loss, Brickhouse Nutrition has a team of physicians. They've gotten together working on something. And this is not one of those injectables. This is something a little more traditional. It's a weight loss supplement. It's called Lean. And you don't have to stab yourself with a EpiPen like thing full of something. It's a lean. It's something you can consume in the old fashioned way. And Lean is designed to help folks lose serious amounts of weight. It is not for the casual dieter that wants to lose just a couple pounds. The idea is to take off ten pounds or more. It's from Brickhouse Nutrition. It's called Lean Lean. The way it works is it lowers your blood sugar and burns fat by converting it into energy and it'll curb your appetite and curb your cravings so you're not as hungry. Get the details by visiting takelean.com and by the way, we can get you started with 20% off and free rush shipping so you can add Brickhouse Nutrition's Lean to your healthy diet and exercise program. Visit once again, takelean.com Enter the code Tom for the discount. The promo code is tom my name and takelean.com weight loss results, of course, are going to vary. And lean is not intended to diagnose street, cure or prevent any disease or condition. And lean has not been evaluated by the fda. See if it's something you're interested in by visiting. Take lean.com we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Jess Hooker's at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hi, I'm Chick. And hello, Tom.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Hello, Chick McGee. Coming up, we've got a very exciting guest. Dusty Crumb from Wild Man's Pizza, Pasta and Pythons where you can actually get python pizza. He's got a cool store down there in the Everglades.

[Jess Hooker]

So if you take your snake in there, he'll chop it up and put it on a pizza.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, he's already got. They've already got pythons to cook.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So what do they do with the ones you train?

[Chick McGee]

They take it all money off your pizza, don't they? Yeah, we can ask him, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it sounded like an even trade, but then they probably use those for later pizzas.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And goods.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, they've got a snake everything. Belt buckles, boots, shoes. I love all of it, including the Converse All Stars, made of snakeskin. Very cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I know. We last left you. We were at the. At the NHTSA sports desk with Chick Magee. Are we still there?

[Chick McGee]

Well, kind of the sports desk, because I came across this this morning. I wanted to share it. When I was a kid, I wanted this toy. It was called Super Toe. And Alex Karras, former Detroit lion and former member of the Monday Night Football team on abc, he was the spokesperson. Okay. He certainly was acting.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

He gets punched. He doesn't. He punched the horse in the face.

[Chick McGee]

And Blazing Saddle Mongo, Life of Regret or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Only Pawn and Game of Life.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. Yeah, that's that.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And you did a nice job.

[Jess Hooker]

Delivery.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Bring that.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly how we said it, but it was called Super Toe and it was a plastic guy you hit on the Head with your. With your hand. And it would kick a football through a plastic goalpost.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

And I wanted to show it to you guys. And there he is. We need the audio on this too, so.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Oh, hi, super jock.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Here, watch this. Super toe.

[Josh Arnold]

Still the only field go kicker I ever liked.

[Chick McGee]

Watch this.

[Ace Cosby]

Boom.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

He did it again. Okay, the kick is from the 50. Ah, let the old pro try.

[Chick McGee]

This is dad kicking it

[Lucas Waterfield]

on the head.

[Josh Arnold]

Super toe scores again.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Super toe comes with everything you see here.

[Josh Arnold]

Super toe. Another fun filled super jock action game from Shopper. Hey, hey.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That is really kind of cool.

[Josh Arnold]

And it would tell you how many yards you took it from.

[Chick McGee]

Right. And then of course, you could make fun of your parents, which was exciting. Yeah, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Of course, now it's been replaced by video games. We had photo electric football.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. That was kind of.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That was cool.

[Chick McGee]

The longer I think about that. A little lame. A little.

[Josh Arnold]

Had to have been lame.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Little real photo electric football. You'd have these sheets and you, you could pick a play.

[Chick McGee]

You had like seven defenses and.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And you, you'd put it on this electricity bed of light bulbs, kind of.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And then the offense, whoever was playing offensive, put theirs on there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And you know, so then the. With the light on them, you could see through and you could see if you got tackled or not.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. So light, Right. Meets Battleship a little bit.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

But I mean, it's a strategy game. It was fun.

[Jess Hooker]

That is fun.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Now, of course, you can get a game that looks like the actual players are in the room with you.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It's a little more sophisticated.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You can't tell an NFL game on fox from the video game being played. It looks exactly chicken.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I get into a huge argument a few years ago.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

When a certain play happened in the NFL and the announcer said, that guy obviously plays video games because he did a video game move.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Where he deliberately didn't cross. He waited to score a touchdown. I forget the circumstance again. But the guy goes, yeah, that's what you do. That guy learned that by playing video games.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So.

[Chick McGee]

And now virtual reality. A big deal. So they let him practice in virtual reality.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Has that completed our sports broadcast?

[Chick McGee]

No. One more. I will get out of your way.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, no, no. I just want to make sure. I didn't want to get a dinosaur

[Chick McGee]

loving boy from Illinois. That sounds like a Jim Croce song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He was a dinosaur loving boy from Illinois.

[Josh Arnold]

Silverstein right there.

[Chick McGee]

Rapid Roy, that stock car boy. He's become the world's youngest person to curate A museum. Guinness World Records report Anderson Taylor, just nine years and 340 days old when he opened Cambridge Natural History Museum. Anderson is its sole owner and curator.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

This wasn't even 10 years old yet.

[Chick McGee]

When asked about why people should visit his museum, the now 11 year old said there's a lot of interactive stuff and people usually get a souvenir to take home with with him.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Now yesterday. Oh, there he is, a good looking kid. Looks like fun. Oh, look at those skulls behind him.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah, that's sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

I like any entrepreneurial kid.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I like the hat. I hope he never gives up that hat.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

He's got kind of a Indiana Jones look. Yeah, looks nice.

[Jess Hooker]

I wonder what, I wonder what you need to be a museum, right?

[Josh Arnold]

To be actual actually a museum because

[Jess Hooker]

there's this thing on the Internet right now about you only need a hundred books in your house to register as a library or something crazy like that. Maybe a thousand books.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Maybe you get a tax write off.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, something like that. And so people are counting their books and seeing what they can do to be considered a library.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

The way things are going in the world of reading, that's not going to be too many people. Were you here when we found out how much the guy somebody paid for the Gus the skeleton of one of the most complete T Rex skeletons? What? It was $50 million.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh my gosh.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it was only 56% complete.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It wasn't all of it, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So it. Does it set a record Here, I got it. I got it right here. It was, I don't know why they nicknamed him Gus but 50.1 million to a mystery bidder over the weekend. T Rex fossil, that's they, they say it's 61% of the, the bones are there.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It has 183 fossil bone components but it'd be cool if this kid got Gus for a couple weeks.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Still say they don't know for sure how the bones go back together. They just guess. Best guess.

[Jess Hooker]

Well I think it's a good guess what they're doing.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think it's much guessing at all.

[Chick McGee]

Give you the study though. The Tyrannosaurus rex front arms or someone else another.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You have to wonder.

[Chick McGee]

They're so obvious it makes my head hurt.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

They're not saying who it is. You have to wonder where it's going to be, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, we don't know.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

They're not.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay, okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It would be appropriate. I Would think for someone to donate it to a museum.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Rather than have it on the Lido deck of Bezos's yacht.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. That'd be cool too. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Share it with no one. Yeah, that'd be real nice.

[Ace Cosby]

And that.

[Josh Arnold]

That Lido deck could use some. If you haven't been on yet, it needs a. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Did you go down there? Because I. I couldn't believe. Believe it was a cash bar.

[Josh Arnold]

I was shocked.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

What a prick.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You don't get enough of my money yet.

[Chick McGee]

And Boss gags on the lido. That's a lot of money.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I told Bezos it was a little on the nose to have him performing Lido the whole time.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I wonder if Boss has ever been hired to do that. Because you.

[Ace Cosby]

You.

[Chick McGee]

I'm hoping he would.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Say almost every band is available for private gigs.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

If you. You want to pay them a lot of money. Yeah, but they do it all the time. If we ever talk to Boz again, I'll. I'll ask him. I remain a huge fan.

[Chick McGee]

Let me leave the room.

[Lucas Waterfield]

No.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

We have Ms. Hooker back in the. Back in the fold today. Christy Lee is on vacation. Just hooker sitting in this week. She had a little issue yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Christie's having her feet shaved and I think our elbows refreshed is what I heard.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Now, some sort of spa.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You were in the middle of the process of having some tattoos removed.

[Jess Hooker]

I am. And they're exposed today. And I just. I'm so conscious about it. Like, it's.

[Chick McGee]

They are.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they're right here. This part.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, yeah, your lower part of your arm. What was that?

[Jess Hooker]

What was it? This is the blessed Mother right here. And that's a parachute. That's a lobster. And this is a cover up, actually.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, a lobster.

[Jess Hooker]

A lobster, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I've had the crabs.

[Josh Arnold]

As in you are my lobster.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Oh, yeah, It's a. It's a friend's reference. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, I never watched that show. What does that mean?

[Jess Hooker]

Lobsters mate for life. And when you say you're my lobster, that's your person forever.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And it wasn't for anybody. Yeah, with the claws. They just stuck the claws.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And again, if you say you've got the crabs,

[Ace Cosby]

I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

What. What's the other. Like, what's the. What's the medical term for crabs?

[Josh Arnold]

Body lice or scabies? I don't think crabs are the same,

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

but I think there's a difference. Yeah, there is between head lice. And body lice.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I know that several of my kids, when they went to camp.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And played baseball and shared a helmet and all that head lice is everywhere. Willie had to shave his head one summer.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

We'll ask him about it when he gets here.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

He got the.

[Chick McGee]

He might have heard that and is not coming in now.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, no, he's talking.

[Jess Hooker]

No, he'll tell you.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay. So what do you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

In the world of news, the bison that attacked a grandfather at Yellowstone national park will not be euthanized. I didn't know this.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Jess Hooker]

Even up for debate.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Why would it be?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Park officials told TMZ that no management action will be taken against the wild animal.

[Josh Arnold]

And there should. It shouldn't be.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no. Absolutely not.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

His bison being a bison.

[Chick McGee]

All the other bisons are having a big party with him. You're not going to the joint. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

You broke your cherry.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That. That video.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna flip the next guy I see into this county.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That video was on the national news two nights in a row.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Because we should point out that the bison is not going to be killed. And the guy that. If you haven't seen it, this guy gets flipped. His arms are spread out. It's so funny.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Full circle in the air.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

But he's okay. He. I think he broke his femur in four places.

[Josh Arnold]

Where would this be on the news two nights in a row?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but why?

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's to warn people. They don't listen. They don't. They don't read the signs and they. And they get too close.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't feel like these people were too close at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they were.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Interview.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

They were interviewing. I think it was the photographer, and he said, I don't think the guy was too close.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, yeah, we saw the video, and Josh made a good point that it looks like the car that goes by kind of irritates it looks like it sort of revs.

[Josh Arnold]

It gets. Gets the bison all worked up.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then the car leaves. And now that guy's just standing there.

[Chick McGee]

How's it going? And the bison thinks that the guy made the noise, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And they were.

[Chick McGee]

That bison. Don't know.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

They weren't, like, in the middle of nowhere. They were in a campground around.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. So, yeah, there were other people around.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Flips the guy eight feet in the air. But it's a tremendous video. We actually have. We have posted our commentary about the video.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And it's it's, it's quite exciting because the guy just happens to be filming them. And he gets the beginning, the middle and the end.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, he gets the whole thing.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And, and this guy's with his grandson. He's an older guy, real long beard, and he's wearing kind of old timey suspenders.

[Chick McGee]

Old timey suspenders.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Wouldn't you agree, though?

[Josh Arnold]

The grandson. Yeah, the grandson had to have been terrified.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And they, the thing starts coming at them and I've. I've read that they can run 35 miles an hour.

[Chick McGee]

Seems too fast.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Well, and. But they're. Then they kind of run into this sort of little wooded area and then you see the guy come out, then go back in. It really is, you know, you're kind of singing by little yakety sacks. But I mean, like I said before, if, if you were trying to film this for a movie, you couldn't get a better angle.

[Jess Hooker]

Great shot.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

With a stuntman. You'd have to do it 25 times.

[Chick McGee]

They've. They've taken his logo. They're like. Memes are rampant, obviously. And they, they put it on a, A Jordan high top. If you can think in your mind. The Air Jordan logo. Yeah, it's kind of spread out, so they replaced the air.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird. How do these things capture the, I don't know, imaginations of the country? I. Yeah, I look at that video. I'm like that. That is mildly amusing at best.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, I look at it over and over again every time.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'm like that with all these things that get popular. I don't. None of it's that interesting.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I find it hilarious. Sorry, maybe it's just.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it isn't just you. What I'm saying is I'm way in the minority. I don't know what chip I'm missing in my brain.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

What's coming up in the news over there?

[Jess Hooker]

We have Ozempic in the news, still a racy license plate. And a new bill passed.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah. This is going to be really controversial. Yes, A new bill in the United States. In the House, not the Senate. But I mean, it's really controversial topic. Although it's not necessarily political. No, I don't think this falls on left or right or Democrat. Republican.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it kind of falls on lifestyle.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I think so.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, it's so. But we'll talk about it. And it's. I don't know. I don't even know where to come down on it myself now. We'll look forward to that. Also. We're going to talk with Dusty Crumb, the proprietor of a place that serves python on your pizza in the Everglades. And they've got a bunch of cool stuff at their store, Dusty, including the aforementioned snakeskin sneakers.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And they're Converse All Stars. They're very cool looking, but they're snakeskin. Also, comedian Lucas Waterfield will be joining us. I hope you can hang out with us. We're going to remain in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 or@bob&tom.com this is the Bob and Tom show

[Chick McGee]

and we're live on Match Day as Doug reaches for a buffalo wing. He's got it. Oh, and he's gone for a can of Pepsi, too. What a finish. There's no doubt about it.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It just tastes better. Match Days deserve Pepsi. Details on the way.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Jess Hooker at the news desk. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Doing the best I can. I can't even say McGee now for some reason. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, sir.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

A quick update. We had the story about the

[Tom Griswold]

dude

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

in the suspenders, the grandpa that got heaved in the air by the bison.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank goodness he's okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, his name is Carl McDaniel and he was interviewed by CNN and he says he, he broke his femur in four places near his hip and several, some suffered some bruises. But he, he's up and walking apparently. And his quote is it was not as catastrophic as it could have been.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, man.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Apparently when he landed the bison then walked over and was right on top of him or something, so.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, we don't see that part of the video.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Pretty rough. So.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

On a lighter note, yesterday was National Hot Dog Day, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that guy did look pretty light. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I think again, we have on our social media a nice clip. We have that clip with our commentary so you can see how we feel about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it sort of a reaction video?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

One of those.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, on a, on a say, on the same note, rather, do they make bison hot dogs?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh, I've never seen them. Have you?

[Jess Hooker]

Just hold on. I feel like they do.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I've had a bison burger and they are really good.

[Jess Hooker]

I had one Saturday. It was so good. So good.

[Josh Arnold]

And their flavor, that's A flavorful meat.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And to be clear, what. When we grew up, what they called a buffalo.

[Jess Hooker]

That's.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That's actually a bison, Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Buffalo sauce. What comes from a buffalo?

[Chick McGee]

What the hell's a buffalo then?

[Josh Arnold]

I think the buffalo were gone by

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

the time the buffalo had their light. They have, like, the huge stretched out horn.

[Josh Arnold]

Any buffalo anymore?

[Jess Hooker]

They have wings.

[Chick McGee]

I thought. I thought Ted Turner brought back the. Or they. He brought back the bison, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he just colorized them.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

All bison were in black and white.

[Chick McGee]

Montana, Ted. So.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That's right. Coming up, Dusty Crumb will be our guest from. From Wild Man's Pizza, Pasta and Pythons in the Everglades.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope it's not a stage name.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But even if it is, it's cool. He doesn't spell it like our Crumb. He spells it.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

When you were a kid, did they have a TV show that had Jungle Larry on it or one of those guys?

[Chick McGee]

Jungle Larry?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Who was it? The guy that came on and wore the hat and did.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm thinking of the guy that came on Letterman. Who was that?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, you know what I'm talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Jim.

[Jess Hooker]

Jack.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Jack from the Columbia Zoo.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

That's who. I think.

[Chick McGee]

No, but my cartoon host was Flippo the Clown.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Did he have the animal guy? Come on.

[Chick McGee]

No, he would just host the cartoon. Yeah, we had a clown. He's a legend.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

We had Jungle Larry.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

He had the safari. Safari hat, you know, with like, the real zebra.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Headband.

[Chick McGee]

The real zebra headband.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I'm sure in those days they weren't quite as sensitive about stuff like that. They would have. He'd have monkeys and stuff. And like I said, there's a new monkey. I've got to do more research on this.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

They've discovered a new species of monkey.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

You know that I'm kind of irritated now because I grew up in central Ohio with like 20 miles from Columbus, Ohio, and Jack Hannah from the Columbus Zoo went everywhere and was on TV shows. But maybe I was just too early for him and he wasn't on TV yet.

[Josh Arnold]

Or he never. Did he never go to your school?

[Chick McGee]

No, he never showed up any. But I.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys are like the same age. Age.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that might be it.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Hannah's got 30 years on you.

[Jess Hooker]

No way.

[Chick McGee]

No way.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I'm pretty.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That actually brings us to a news story.

[Chick McGee]

I'm looking up Jack Hannah's age. He's 79. Okay. He's a little older than I am.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

About A guy that is kind of like Jungle Larry. This guy, he's one of these guys that takes animals around, shows them to kids, et cetera, et cetera. You may recall the story, the guy, his alligator.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm looking.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

His alligator crawled out of a cooler a month or so ago. Remember this?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And they. The. So there was a loose alligator in the state of Indiana. Typically.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't see those there.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You don't see those there.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm looking.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Can you imagine if you were skiing in a water. Skiing your water skiing in an inland lake and you go by an alligator.

[Josh Arnold]

When did this start?

[Jess Hooker]

An alligator that was on the loose in Indiana for an entire month has been found. The 20 year old alligator is that old for alligators.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what the life expectancy is.

[Josh Arnold]

Teenager, Teenager. I'll look it up.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. The 20 year old gator named Irwin escaped from a cooler on June 5 while his owner, Mark Coalhorst was unloading his van into Cobb county after putting a wildlife show on.

[Chick McGee]

Josh is correct. Alligators typically live to 50 years old in the wild.

[Ace Cosby]

Wild.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So there you go.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And in the world of evolution, they've. They're like the last of the dinosaurs. Yeah. I mean they're.

[Jess Hooker]

Are they hard?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

They're primitive.

[Jess Hooker]

The touch.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're hard. Yeah, they're hard.

[Josh Arnold]

They. They're not like this, right? A solid surface, but like a tire.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Have you touched an alligator?

[Josh Arnold]

I have, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

A couple weeks ago I touched stingray. Stingrays and they. It's like touching rubber.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't like it.

[Ace Cosby]

It.

[Josh Arnold]

I like those. I like those.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, I pretended I wasn't terrified.

[Chick McGee]

Stingrays are. Yeah, they got it in for us, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Remember?

[Chick McGee]

They got, they got.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

When you're, when you're walking around the stingrays, you have to shuffle. You don't want to step on them. They make that real clear. So shuffle.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you were in the wild?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, we're talking about at the zoo

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

when I was in the Bahamas.

[Chick McGee]

You were in the water with a stingray?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, a bunch of them.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding me?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And snapping turtles and dolphins.

[Jess Hooker]

You weren't scared?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I just said I was terrified.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, sorry.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I was trying to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to be.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I was trying to be cool, you know. One of my daughters doesn't she, she's brave and thought it was great. I was terrified.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I always loved how self obsessed am I when I hear this story. I'm going, my workload's got a double. If anything happens down there, I can't understand.

[Josh Arnold]

At. At some point I want to dive with great whites. Like get in the cage and dryfus it.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you watched the video where the great white gets in the cage?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm not too worried about it.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know, man.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Did you by chance watch the news last night?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

They're tracking a great white. They've got. What do you call it? Transponders? What? Whatever. The gizmos.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's an apple tag.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah. Essentially it is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And they've got a great white. I think they spotted it off South Carolina maybe. And it's on its way, they think, up to sort of Nantucket.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw something over the weekend.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

They're tracking it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the largest one that they have ever tagged. Is that the one?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Could be.

[Josh Arnold]

Because that one recently pinged, you know,

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

and they showed him these guys and it's kind of semi lashed to the side of a boat.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

This guy's leaning over, touching it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

We went to Fort Myers one year with the show and did like a week and in. In Florida and I was scuba diving at the time and I went down like 80ft onto a. A wreck of a ship and there were barracuda and just swimming around. It was terrifying.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I look back on it and I go, there's no way I do that.

[Josh Arnold]

I was scared of the barracuda I saw while snorkeling.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because it was gigantic. Huge.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And as soon as you see when you go barracuda

[Chick McGee]

camera, they just look like they're waiting for you to do something.

[Josh Arnold]

They do. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead, make a move.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I don't get some credit for that. Incredible. It was great of that terrific riff. Isn't that one of the best riffs out there?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, that's just awesome. Who is that Barracuda heart? That's.

[Chick McGee]

That was whose boyfriend at the time. Like Roger Fossa for something. Weren't they all.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

They make rumors look like a bunch of.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I. I don't. I hope they're having fun. Whatever they are.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of fighting.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I hope they're very happy. Happy. Great singer, great guitar player. There you go. This is it.

[Chick McGee]

Or this might be Nancy. I don't know. I don't know who's. Isn't there a Fisher? Roger Fisher?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I don't know who's playing this.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's me. Yeah, it's me. That's what it is.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That's the ticket.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Me.

[Chick McGee]

Jealous.

[Josh Arnold]

I wrote this for my Girlfriend, Morgan Fairchild.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You get it now? Okay, now, I was just handed an importance. Let's just end the. We're sort of semi. Half. Right. The Atlantic Ocean's largest tag. Great white, the largest tagged in history, according to this news account, resurfaced off the coast of North Carolina near the Outer Banks.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the story I saw.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay. 14ft long. The large shark has been named contender. That's weak. Heading toward Cape Cod and the eastern coast of Canada. So.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, not abnormal. Like, is that not something they do or.

[Josh Arnold]

It's exciting that they. They pinged it and they can learn more about.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, gotcha.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

This is. The visit comes at a time when great white sharks start migrating north to warmer waters for a larger food supply.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

This is where they go to Amity island and start eating the tourists.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right, right.

[Chick McGee]

You can't close the beach. Money that'll cost our community.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

What a great movie.

[Josh Arnold]

They're looking for Kittener Boys.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Roger Fisher, original lead guitarist.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, he played that lick.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't want to know that. I always assumed it was abroad.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was Nancy's boyfriend, though. I don't know.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Well, Nancy's also a fine guitar player.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Now, coming up, we're gonna have a couple cool things, including a chat with Dusty Crumb. Speaking of animals, Dreamboat Annie, he's a. A guy that serves python on pizza. It's a place you can take a python and trade it for a pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the python is the crust that goes around.

[Chick McGee]

That would be amazing.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I can't believe you said that.

[Chick McGee]

Can you eat python skin?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's like chicken skin, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I have no.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay. I would assume it's cut up like pepperoni.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Then you're gonna get backbone and stuff. Oh, I think they're chunks.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, for sure.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay. But it's not. If it's not like a snake around the rim, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Well, we'll talk to Dusty about it.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe he's done that.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

All right. And if I'm not mistaken, the. The. What do they call it? The Great Python Hunt is happening as we speak. I think it is in the Everglades this week. Okay, so that's heroes, right?

[Jess Hooker]

All.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah. I. You. You swear you're gonna do it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, at some point. I really do want to do it.

[Chick McGee]

I find this interesting because I've said I want to go with Josh to do this, but he's forgotten that I. Or there's no way I'M going to do it. Which is true. He's just skipped right over to Josh. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I say next year, all right, we can make this happen. Well, remember this time of year we'll be broadcasting.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll put it on the calendar.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Because you do it at night, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So you could come on the air with us.

[Chick McGee]

That's when the python are sleeping.

[Josh Arnold]

Oscar said he would do it too. Noah, our cameraman, doesn't know he's going to do it.

[Chick McGee]

Good luck, Noah.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

What if he's the one that gets gatored?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Well, because he's, he's holding the camera, not looking around.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And all of a sudden you, hey, fellas, why are you running that way all of a sudden?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I'm more the most worried about, oddly? Mosquitoes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Just how bitten up we're going to get big.

[Chick McGee]

The mosquitoes.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Write them and rope them.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'm probably afraid of the wrong thing.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I think the mosquitoes wouldn't get near me.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Because I'd have crapped my pants and they, all of the flies would come over. The mosquitoes don't want any part of it. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bob and tom.comcont-rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. That's Jess Hooker at the news desk. Hello, there's Joshua Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to be the one to tell you, but Josh is irritated with all of you and these love of memes and the fellow being flipped into the air by the bison.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, not irritated. I just wish I.

[Chick McGee]

It certainly is out of control, I will give you that.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I mean, if I wanted a good laugh, I'd go watch it right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Lucas Waterfield]

I'm glad.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I find it hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish I had that.

[Chick McGee]

See, now I'm, I, I'm not laughing at that. I'm going, oh my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I didn't think it was all that funny.

[Chick McGee]

You see this poor old man get flipped in the air and you're laughing.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

To me I would have laughed way harder if it was some 24 year old trying to get a selfie with the bison and he got his just desserts.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I think, I guess the reason it's the outfit. The guy's Got that. Those old timey suspenders. And he's got this huge beard. He looks like he walked out of him.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, he looks like a great. And I don't mean age. I mean an awesome grandpa.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I don't know. I. I'm sorry. I find that hilarious. He's gonna be okay. He broke his femur, but that's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with you, Josh.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You know how to make empathy.

[Chick McGee]

All right, there's something wrong with you. You're dead inside. Okay, possibly.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Our commentary about the event is posted. And you're right, though, because there are people whose last move in this earth has been taking a selfie. Yeah, I mean, that. That is, in fact, a real thing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they get up on top of those radio towers and take pictures of themselves, like, fall off, like, 1500ft in the air.

[Jess Hooker]

Isn't that a website? Last photo.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, someone. I think you guys mentioned that before. I won't. Look at us.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Good Lord.

[Chick McGee]

I butt pucker.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

We were doing Today in History Yesterday. And if I'm not mistaken, it was the birthday of Rembrandt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and his last name's Ron, wasn't it?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

His last. His full name is like, Rembrandt Van Ring or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Rembrandt's first name.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, I didn't either. So he's kind of like Elvis or Cher.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't know that.

[Ace Cosby]

Or.

[Chick McGee]

Or Chick, but okay, fine.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

When I was reading it, it said that he did something like 70 self portraits or 80 self portraits.

[Josh Arnold]

Get over yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Egomania.

[Jess Hooker]

Too many.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I think he kind of invented the selfie. Doesn't get credit for it.

[Josh Arnold]

He should.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I mean that. And you're, of course familiar with the fact that he wrote the theme to Friends.

[Jess Hooker]

Of course, right. Yes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And he's got a fine line of toothpaste. So, on that note, I'll tell you that coming up in a few minutes, we're going to talk with a guy named Dusty Crumb. Have you spoken to Dusty yet, by the way? Okay.

[Chick McGee]

How do you think we arranged it?

[Josh Arnold]

Tom?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Maybe Dusty has people. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I bet he does.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

But Dusty runs a business called Wild Man's Pizza, Pasta and Python. And they serve, among other things, pizza with python on it. They got a store that has snakeskin everything.

[Jess Hooker]

I want to know if they have pasta. Python pasta.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the babies.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. No,

[Chick McGee]

what pasta could you take and say, yeah, this is python Cannoli. Yeah, right. Something like that, Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I don't understand. You mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry, cannelloni.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, like a Tube or something.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I meant like. Like the way you would have scallops or lobster with your pasta if you could serve that as your meat portion.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, so you'd have a python sauce on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Kind of a tudo de swamp, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, with a vodka sauce.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I could eat snake meat. I don't think I would.

[Josh Arnold]

I would try it.

[Jess Hooker]

I've had. I have nugs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What if it's ground?

[Josh Arnold]

Ground up. Oh, so it's sort of like a Bolognese.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, maybe. Yeah, that would be okay.

[Chick McGee]

Although I had gator, but it was breaded.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, all that stuff. The old thing joke is it tastes like chicken because they bread it and fry it. We'll find out when we talk to Dusty. I'm looking forward.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Heard you guys talking about urinal splash. Apparently they have conducted extensive studies on the exact situation to find the best spot on a urinal to minimize splash. The real problem is how to get everyone to pee at that spot. Apparently they have done other studies and found men will aim at objects placed in the said urinal.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I. I'll always pee at a cigarette butt.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

A wad of gum.

[Chick McGee]

The end result is attached photo. Men will aim at a fly or spider painted on the porcelain.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And therefore reduce the spray and minimize cleaning and optimize sanitation. So maybe, Tom, you need to have someone etch or. Or paint something on your porcelain. A little spider or a little fly.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

The key is you want to pee on that. You want to pee on the side of the urinal so as the. As the fluid hits it, it doesn't splash.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not what studies show.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, I bet they paint it on the side. You don't paint it on the bottom. And this is another reason I don't wear shorts.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it is.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Josh was saying he's got to wash his ankles when he comes out of the bathroom here because he's just peed all.

[Chick McGee]

If you're standing in front of the urinal, they have this fly. I think we have a picture of off to the left and just in the curve of the urinal back into the left is where you're supposed to be there. See that little dark spot is.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the perfect spot to pee that. Isn't that funny? So is that far enough to the side for you, Tom?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I would. I try to go into. That's a different type of urinal than I have, but yeah, I would. I try to go to the side wall. Yeah, that's. That's probably. I think you'd be better off a little bit more to the left.

[Josh Arnold]

See, I'm going right down into the hole.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, you're getting a lot of splash.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm getting no splashback.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And the thing. If you go right into the hole, you're getting the last guy that peed his urine on your legs.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That is the goal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys, my husband sent me a picture of the urinal yesterday from the government center. He was there for a meeting. And the biggest cockroach you have ever seen in your life was crawling across the top of the urinal.

[Ace Cosby]

It was.

[Josh Arnold]

That's government center for you. How often.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

He just came in to get his check.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm gonna send the picture to Jason at the break. But it is. Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so that's my number. You guys know that's my number one creep out cockroaches.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

I did not know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Put ten tarantulas on my face. Okay. But one cockroach two feet from me.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, so gross.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You ever seen a palmetto bug?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I have.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know what those are.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It's a. It's like. It's like a cockroach merged with a gerbil.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a cockroach. Have been working out one with an

[Josh Arnold]

I heart mom tattoo.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Dusty Crumb. Coming up in just a couple minutes, we have time to squeeze in one quick news story. What do you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

Sure. A South Florida woman was appalled to receive a new license plate that she feels carries an inappropriate message.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I'm skeptical of this. I would have. I had. When I first saw this, I thought, oh, this is a vanity plate. They ordered.

[Josh Arnold]

But she was given this plate.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

This is just a random.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, so get your pencils out. After renewing her registration.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that a euphemism?

[Jess Hooker]

Nancy Delno. Street. Del. No, Streeto. Opened her mail for it to find a license plate reading. Okay, ready? S, Q, z. Yep. Space. A55.

[Chick McGee]

I think we have that picture. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So sex.

[Josh Arnold]

Z. Ass.

[Jess Hooker]

No, Squeeze. Ass.

[Chick McGee]

Squeeze Ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, but you can see where I got sec.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's true, too.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Sqz. To me, that's a squeeze. And then it's a Florida plate. So it's got the oranges. The oranges logo. Then the next word is a 55. And it does look like ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Squeeze.

[Ace Cosby]

Ass.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And. And she's complaining about it. She shouldn't. She should sell it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she should go out, get her ass squeezed. What she should do. Yeah, why not?

[Josh Arnold]

What do you. Go get that ass squeeze.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you prude. Go squeeze an ass. Get your squeeze. I'm gonna trade it in.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I want one that says N O T E E T H. I can lop onto that thing and I want one. Suck the chrome off a Harley.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you. It says SXDVL Sex Devil.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm the sex devil.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

BK space D O O R. That's me. Give it to me hard. Clem.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what that is.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, the 76 year old told CBS News. When I saw that, I went ballistic. How could that pass inspection?

[Josh Arnold]

Because it was innocent.

[Lucas Waterfield]

They didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

They weren't trying to do anything. So it didn't occur to though.

[Jess Hooker]

She's upset. She says that her son and her son's friends have encouraged her to keep.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, we think she's a military guilf.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, she's much older.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

71 guilf.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, she's much older.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so she's a good guilt.

[Chick McGee]

She looks a little bit like Art Carney.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what, What, What? Art Carney. Are we talking honeymooners? Are we talking. We're talking Harry and Tonto.

[Chick McGee]

Harry and Tonto.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay, thank you very much. Coming up, we're gonna talk with Dusty Crumb about the pythons and we're going to eating them.

[Chick McGee]

We're going to have Josh face his cockroach face a year.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Not. Not an actual physical cockroach in here, but by the means of video. All right. It's unbelievable.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Right now it's money time. Money talk. We're talking a little about some cash.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see.

[Ace Cosby]

Scratch.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You got some credit card debt right now. Prices are getting pricier, if that's possible.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that reminds me. Closed circuit. American Express. Payment is on the way. Just a common courtesy. I appreciate it. Thank you very much.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It's. It's in the mail.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Well, if you're kind of struggling right now, one interesting option. Not even if you're struggling, just want to grab some cash. If you've owned your house for a few years or more, it's probably worth a lot more than it was when you bought it. If you've owned a house and lived in it for 10 years, it's probably doubled in value, which means you can refinance it and take out some of that new value in actual cash. That's the specialty of a place called American Financing. This is what they do. They can help you buy a home from scratch, or they can take your existing home and help you out there, too. That's called a refi. Refinancing. And what's interesting about this is it's no upfront fees and you can refinance and grab some of the equity in your house. Right now, their average client is saving about 800 bucks a month on their payments. So find out if this might work for you. It obviously depends on your situation, but if you're a homeowner, certainly worth a quick phone call and in about 10 minutes they can figure out if it might work for you. American Financing is the name. You can call them at 866-889-2611. I don't expect you to remember that number if you're driving. So just remember American financing.net and now it's staffed by salaried mortgage consultants. And like I said, if you're just thinking about getting a mortgage, they can do that, too. But if you're looking at a refi in order to grab some of the equity, this is what they specialize in. They've even got a thing in which you could possibly delay two mortgage payments so you can get your head above water, et cetera, et cetera. Find all the details by visiting american financing.net nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's ace. I'm Chick McGee and Tom. We kind of have a special pseudo guest son in the studio. Here he is.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Willie G. Is here with us. And do we have a Mr. Crumb?

[Jess Hooker]

No, not yet.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

We're, we're, oh, we do. We're working on getting Dusty Crumb.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we're holding. Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Dusty Crown.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah. Dusty Crumb.

[Chick McGee]

Who the hell put us on hold?

[Josh Arnold]

This guy's awesome. Willie.

[Tom Griswold]

Hell yeah, man. It's a cool name.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what I. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And we're trying to find out if,

[Chick McGee]

when I was a kid, the sports guy in central Ohio, Jimmy Crumb.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He was.

[Chick McGee]

He was wonderful. Channel 4.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, this guy is the proprietor of

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Wild Man's Pizza, Pasta and Pythons. This is an Everglades city of Everglades City, Florida.

[Josh Arnold]

Way down in Florida.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And what's happening this week in the Everglades? Something special.

[Josh Arnold]

Special.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, the python hunting contest. Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

$10,000 at stake, my friends.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's more than that.

[Josh Arnold]

They may give away more, but the winner gets 10,000, I believe.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I hope it's more because that's what I'll think. Dusty's establishment. Besides serving a python pizza, apparently you can take a python in there and trade it in for a free pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Or I guess it's not a free. It's a swap.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a swap.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And also they have a lot of products. I was. Was particularly impressed with the official Converse All Star Snakeskins sneakers.

[Josh Arnold]

They look. They're awesome.

[Jess Hooker]

I need to see.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm tempted.

[Jess Hooker]

I need to see these and.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Well, it's at Wild Man's. If you. If you go Wild Man's Pizza, etc, you'll find it on the Internet. We're trying to hook up with Dusty.

[Josh Arnold]

They have clutches. They have

[Jess Hooker]

a good clutch.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Love a good clutch.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

What exactly is a clutch?

[Jess Hooker]

A clutch is. There's no strap and it's usually. It can fit in your hand and you. It looks like a giant envelope. Most of the time it looks like. Or. Or it looks like.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I certainly have seen those.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't realize that's what you called it.

[Jess Hooker]

You called it a clutch.

[Chick McGee]

Your clutch.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So if you're putting a lot of stuff in, you've got your cargo in your clutch.

[Jess Hooker]

Usually a clutch can fit a phone, some lipstick.

[Chick McGee]

This is what we deal with.

[Josh Arnold]

Your wallet.

[Chick McGee]

If you say clutch. Tom thinks clutch cargo.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't think the badass band.

[Chick McGee]

No, he doesn't think. Yeah, nothing but Clutch Cargo. A bad. A bad kids cartoon show. Ish.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

By the way, speaking of.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Honey pot calling the kettle black. I believe you mentioned clutch cargo yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

I sure did not. Guilty as charged.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember.

[Chick McGee]

Did he use mind control on me just now and I did.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, he did. No, he mentioned Mary Matin.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And then you went. She talks like clutch Cargo. He did not mention clutch cargo.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You said she moves her mouth funny. Okay. Do we have. On the phone. I believe we have.

[Chick McGee]

Dusty works.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Here we go, Mr. Crumb.

[Chick McGee]

Hello? Hey, hey, hey, what's up?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Hey, Dusty. It's a great pleasure. We've been. We were. We found out about you yesterday and about Wild Man's pizza, pasta and pythons. And then when I saw your. Your online store, I lost my mind. Snake everything.

[Ace Cosby]

Mind boggling.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It's amazing. Do you. Do you make, for example, those. Those Converse All Star shoes?

[Ace Cosby]

Do you have a Russian, Ukrainian guy? That is a Sew master. He's sewing them together for. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So how does it work? You just take snake skins and make all this stuff?

[Ace Cosby]

Yep, yep, we recycle them. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And now, now, I noticed the reason you were in the news is your establishment. Apparently, if you walk in, you can trade a python for a pizza. Is that a dead python?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, you got it. You know, I mean, I don't want to Bite me.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, no, no. I was just curious.

[Chick McGee]

You don't need that.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I always want to give it because. Remember those places when you were a kid? You' that have the lobsters in the tank at the restaurant, you'd pick one out and eat it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, Red Lobster.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, that'd be cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Well, Dusty, are you.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great time to be alive.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Dusty, are you. Are you the kind of person that handles a snake when they're alive?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, unfortunately, I am. I'm the Ted dummy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Because I saw the photograph of you and you're holding a gigantic snake.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's a big one.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever been out there on the hunt collecting pythons with the. The guys who do this?

[Ace Cosby]

I'm the guy that does this.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so you actually are on the hunt.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, now, which came. Which came first? The wild man's pizza and pasta and pythons or you hunting for pythons?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I hunted pizza before python.

[Josh Arnold]

That can be tricky.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I've got a teaser. It says pizza before pythons.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, I have a pizza oven in my hunting truck so I can cook pizzas while we're hunting. That's where it all started.

[Josh Arnold]

No way.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow, that is amazing. Dusty, do you. Is the pizza. Is the python for a pizza deal year round or only during the hunt?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, year round every day.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, okay, now we're all.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I'm not familiar with how to eat python meat. Can you explain the process? Is it like ground beef? Do you strike, strip the meat off of it? How do you get the bones out? Et cetera, et cetera? Are there bones in a snake?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, of course there are. Yeah. You know, you're the consumer. So we prepare how you like it. We can make tacos, pizza, whatever you want.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So how do you get the. How do you get the meat? Do you have to fillet it?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, fillet it off.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Is it easy or is it. Is it like cleaning fish?

[Chick McGee]

I bet you have it down right.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. I'm the fastest Thanksgiving in the south side.

[Chick McGee]

The fastest snake skinner in the South.

[Jess Hooker]

I believe it.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think of that?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So what now? Does python have a fact?

[Ace Cosby]

That's a fact.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I'm sorry. We're speaking with Dusty Crumb from Wild Man's Pizza, Pasta and pythons. And I recommend the website, especially the store where you can buy cool stuff. And he's in Everglade City. Does python have a peculiar or a particular taste?

[Ace Cosby]

It's good. It's got a gaming flavor. It's. It's good meat, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And do you want. You what? Well, I know you put it on a pizza. So do you, like, put it in little sort of globs like. Like sausage?

[Ace Cosby]

It's kind of like a taco meat, you know?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah. What is the most popular way to eat python?

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, it's. It's. Your imagination is Wallace dreams. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So you can do tacos and popsicles.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, popsicles.

[Josh Arnold]

What is that? Right? A python popsicle.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So is it frozen?

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's like a kebab, right? Yeah, like. Like a chicken kebab, only as python.

[Lucas Waterfield]

That's.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That's odd.

[Ace Cosby]

It could be. I mean, you know. All right, we might be onto something there.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay, now, what is the largest selling item from your store?

[Ace Cosby]

Everybody wants a python wallet from Python Walmart.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

They want the Python Wildland wallet.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah. I noticed you have python belt buckles.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Boots, belt seat covers. I'm building the 69 Charger, doing the seats in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sweet.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

A 69 charger?

[Josh Arnold]

Seats are going to be pipes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's badass.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's incredible.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Do you ever wear python trousers?

[Ace Cosby]

I have snake boots.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, snake boots. I just bring it up because Jim Morrison, the late Jim Morrison of the Doors, famously wore snakeskin pants for quite some time before his bandmates made him get them cleaned.

[Ace Cosby]

I can make you some, Tommy, you know, no problem.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I'm not sure I could pull off snakeskin.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you could.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I give a certain hip vibe, but I'm not sure it's the snakeskin. Hip.

[Jess Hooker]

Hip.

[Josh Arnold]

Dusty. Go ahead, Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

What about a snakeskin strap for your cowboy hat? That's what you need.

[Josh Arnold]

He has them. He has the hat bands.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Oh, you do?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, yeah. I got two really nice cowboy hats.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I got those two.

[Chick McGee]

He got it all.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay, now I want to tell everybody how to find Dusty's website. It's Wild Man's Pizza, Pasta and pythons. And it's a great. You got a whole bunch of cool stuff in your store. And do you make some of this stuff on your own. I mean, I know you said you stripped the skin off.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, we process all here. My wife's here with me. She helps me make stuff and make jewelry, make necklaces out of the vertebrae. You know, we use every piece of the snake.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I saw the vertebrae earrings.

[Jess Hooker]

Nice.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. How many vertebrae?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, man, there's a ton.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, I put that in my sats and I. I think I got a check mark.

[Ace Cosby]

Mark.

[Chick McGee]

And the. And the website is Wildman's Pizza and Wildman's Pythons.

[Ace Cosby]

And there's python wildman.com for my load.

[Chick McGee]

Wildman's pizza and pythons.com and you can click over.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I'm looking at the store right now.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just terrific, Dusty. My name is Josh and I've always wanted to do the python hunt. And I may be doing it next year. May I join your team or.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, come on, I'll make you a pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, can I hunt with you if you go on it?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Yeah. Come on, let's go. Let's roll.

[Chick McGee]

All right, let's roll.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm just now going to bed.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You guys are waking up.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm going to bed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So you hunt them at night?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I mean, I know I sound like an idiot, because I am, but the. So how does this work? Are you in the water?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Like in the swamps, walking around.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So do you. Do you walk without shoes into the swamp? And you can feel them with your feet and that's when you grab them.

[Ace Cosby]

That's. That's it. You know you got toes in the ground.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Are you kidding?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so, Tom. That's the process.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I've got to do it.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're insane.

[Josh Arnold]

How was last night? What kind of bag did you have?

[Ace Cosby]

You can see Discovery Channel and History Channel, Guardians, Glades Invasion. Watch on tv. I'll show you how to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay. Well, we gotta. We gotta get Josh down there. Dusty Crumb. Thank you very much, sir. Once again, it's Wild Man's Pizza, pasta and pythons. Check out the store and make sure you check out. I cannot get over the custom python sneakers with the. That look just like Congress All Stars.

[Ace Cosby]

I gotta crush you. One minute. There's Snakers.

[Chick McGee]

Snakers.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Please don't show the proper respect.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Sorry. Sorry. You know, I grew up in a place called Shaker Heights, Ohio. Maybe you should change the name of your town to Snaker Heights.

[Chick McGee]

That's good, isn't that nice. Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Thanks, Dusty. Great talking to you, Dusty. Appreciate it.

[Ace Cosby]

Y' all come down. I'll get y' all on the swamp buggy, and we'll get out, catch a big snake.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta do it.

[Chick McGee]

You got it.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

The swamp bug. Buggy. Awesome. Thanks, Dusty.

[Chick McGee]

What a great guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Dusty. Boy, oh, boy.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, my God. I didn't know you did it barefoot.

[Chick McGee]

What wild man was talking about guardians of the Glades on Discovery Channel. He's evidently on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Big star on the Discovery Channel.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. God.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he. Look him up. He looks like a lot of fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Ace Cosby]

Nice.

[Jess Hooker]

I actually want to go now, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hell, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And you could take pictures of 50 people and said, which guy is the. There he is.

[Jess Hooker]

Is. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding. I gotta. Yeah, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

He's got the look.

[Tom Griswold]

Beard. Maybe I'm imagining.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Y.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

He looks kind of like Oscar.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You know, Oscar's got that look like a CEO.

[Josh Arnold]

He does look sweet.

[Jess Hooker]

Sweet as can be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my goodness. Look at that guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Just a great smile and. And kind eyes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm glad we have an in now.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. So.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And he was obviously tired. He'd been up all night hunting the snakes.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's more. Guardians of the Glades is Dusty Show. And then he's. Appearances on the History channels, Swamp people. Serpent shows up for those.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, this guy's a mogul, Tom, because

[Josh Arnold]

I want to go with somebody who really knows what here and can get me.

[Chick McGee]

You should see the swamp buggy and

[Josh Arnold]

who, as they would say, put me on some snakes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I'm on. I'm looking at the. The wallets and the. Here's the. Okay, here's the. Oh, they got a snake belt.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a snake put his tail in its mouth.

[Chick McGee]

A snake belt kit,

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

snake belt buckles. Oh, my gosh. Did you see the picture of the beagle with the python dog collar?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That's sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

This might sound dumb. If you cut up a snake like, every six inches and you roasted it low and slow, could you eat it like corn on the cob?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I would try it.

[Lucas Waterfield]

I couldn't understand.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I was hoping he'd kind of explained it. I don't understand. If it's like a fish where you pull the backbone and the ribs come

[Josh Arnold]

out, too, he hangs them, peels all the skin off. That's like a catfish. And then you can. He can take the meat. He can grind it up he can make strips. Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

But I see. I see. You could cook it the way you cook salmon and the skin would become crispy and good. Don't you think that.

[Josh Arnold]

That maybe. But the skin is worth its. Oh, that's true. They're using the skin now.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

The place. Place locally. There's a place that has everything.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I could go. You want to go check?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Do you want to see if they have snake?

[Jess Hooker]

I can.

[Josh Arnold]

I can try Long John Silver's.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, no. It's one of those grocery stores.

[Jess Hooker]

That grocery store has the hairy croissant seaweed.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it does. The pubes.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm gonna go get some and I'm gonna make something. And you guys aren't gonna know. Know if it's inside or not?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

We have to give a little by way of background. We had a news story about a place. Was it in Thailand?

[Josh Arnold]

It was.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And they. They called them hairy tacos.

[Jess Hooker]

Harry. Croissants.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I want to say croissants, rather.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they used the word pubic.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, that's right. Because it looks. It's a super fine.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's a beautiful croissant. And then it looks like there is cream inside as well as. As the.

[Ace Cosby]

The.

[Jess Hooker]

The puby seaweed.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It looks like penthouse magazine about 1978, when Bob Guccione was really, as Josh

[Chick McGee]

said it, as horrifying as you think.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, yeah. Boy. To a quote from a novel I read recently. It looks like Larry Zonka down there.

[Lucas Waterfield]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

No way that's recent.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you,

[Chick McGee]

century?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, sure. But you can imagine Larry Zona's pubes would be.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Massive.

[Tom Griswold]

Should I know who Larry Zonk is?

[Jess Hooker]

I know. Same Lily. I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Until I started 39 Miami Dolphins with the Syracuse. One of the Syracuse.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, cool. Just.

[Chick McGee]

I remember him being in here.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I remember Zonka Dolphins. He was in the COVID with a Jim Kick. Whatever his name.

[Chick McGee]

That kick is flipping off the photographer. Yeah, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Famously famous of my. But just incredibly hairy. And there's a. There's a novel I was reading. And the guy makes a reference to his pubic hair. I'll remember what it was later. Right now. No, I want to remind you we've got some history coming up, but something special going on this week. And not only is there a python

[Chick McGee]

hunt, we're gonna Josh and face his fears with cockroaches. We're coming up.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay. Get into the Hyundai getaway sales event. So in the Everglades, you've got The Python Hunt. Everywhere else you've got the Hyundai getaway sales event. A lot of special stuff going on. Great deals on their most popular models, including the adventure ready SUVs like the Hyundai Santa Fe or the Santa Fe hybrid and the Tucson or the Tucson Hybrid. Kristi Lee says she's getting about 35 miles a gallon on her hybrid. Plus there's the bold and stylish Elantra with the latest in all technology and the all electric Ioniq 5 or the Ioniq 9. These are all from Hyundai. Check them out by going to your local Hyundai dealer. That's the best way to do it. If you want to get a little preview, go to Hyundai USA.com and see what they look like. But you got to get behind the wheel and see how much fun they are to drive and how contemporary they are in design and function. Once again, it's the Hyundai getaway sales event and it's happening right now. Coming up, a little bit of history. We're gonna hang out with Willie G. He is on the road. We'll find out about some of that stuff and we'll return here. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com

[Jess Hooker]

oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Get one tenth of the that attention enthusiasm to the show that he does to posters. We would be. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Here I am.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

How do you do? I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Hello, Chick McGee. It is now time to check into the world of history and well, there's

[Chick McGee]

only one event on today, Tom. July 16, 1945. The sun rose twice that day. My friend. Friends. 5:30, 45am you ever want to go out there? I every year I say I'm going out there.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That was the test of the atomic.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you go go horseback like Oppenheimer would?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Jess Hooker]

Can you see him on a horse?

[Chick McGee]

Horses. Doesn't thank.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

He was. No, he was, he was an expert horseman.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I'm just. Can you see.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, I thought, you know, Oppenheimer was,

[Chick McGee]

I think a nice, nice jeep out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that'd be cool too.

[Chick McGee]

Nice jeep. Go see the, the Trinity site.

[Tom Griswold]

You could have an equestrian summer. You could get on a horse.

[Jess Hooker]

He can barely get down the hallway.

[Chick McGee]

Get My jot purse. I can barely get down the hallway.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

The first atomic weapon. It was known as the Fat Man.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And that's the same one that was dropped on Nagasaki.

[Chick McGee]

Hiroshima. Oh, Fat Man. Yes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, Fat man was.

[Chick McGee]

Little boy went first. Yeah, Right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah. But. Yeah, and then they mentioned this in the movie. There was some speculation. I forget what the percentage was. Was that chance that it was going to ignite the atmosphere?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They didn't know.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Would have been bad.

[Jess Hooker]

Who played him in the movie?

[Chick McGee]

Killian Murphy.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I. I get he's an amazing actor, obviously, but don't you think Dax Shepard would have been the better cast in. In her appearance?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I don't either. That guy looks just like him.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, because Dax would have had to have lost 75 pounds of muscle.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, probably. But I think they look a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Skeleton.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Skeleton.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Dax seems like such a bro.

[Bob Kevoian]

He is.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. I'm just saying, like, just based on appearance.

[Josh Arnold]

I get what I. I. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And instead of riding a horse out there, Dax would pull up in a 72 GTO that is in part of this car collection. Let's get back to the important thing in his Happy birthday, Roald Amundsen. You know who that is, Ms. Hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I do. But I. When you say it, I'll go. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

There's another Roald. That's Roald. Dahl is kind of the big guy for that.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah. He's the only other Roald. I think he's, like, the second tier of the roll. He was the first man to explore the South Pole.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I wouldn't have gone. He was trying to. I think he was trying to do, like, an alternate Santa Claus thing.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You know, come up with a different version. Is he one of the guys that froze to death?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I can't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. That's the Terror. That ship. I don't know.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I guess he lost his tongue when he stuck it on the actual pole.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he was double dog dared.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Happy birthday. 1907. Orville Redenbacher, the popcorn fruit popcorn king, famously wore a bow tie.

[Jess Hooker]

Wait a second.

[Josh Arnold]

Orville Red?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

He looked like Don Knotts in a lab coat.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

He did bow tie.

[Josh Arnold]

Then his son got involved in the Ed campaign, too, for a while.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Are one of the plane guys Orville?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. That's where not.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, you're thinking of Orville and Wilbur Wright.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they're the. From Dayton, but I think Planes, I think. Popcorn. It's just they go hand in hand.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes, they do.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And Mr. Redenbacher, he lived quite a long life, but he died a few years ago and.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Famously was cremated in a. In a bag in a microwave oven.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it was.

[Chick McGee]

Very touching ceremony. Is that right?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Born in 1911. The great dancer, Ginger Rogers. You ever seen any of those old Ginger Rogers movies?

[Jess Hooker]

No, no. Fred Rogers.

[Ace Cosby]

I have. No.

[Tom Griswold]

You have.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

How long were Ginger and Fred Rogers married?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was Fred Astaire, and I don't know if they. Were they actually married?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And they never really give her credit because not only was she dancing with the greatest dancer, Fred, as she was doing it all backwards.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And in heels. That's the quote.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah. And then she later became famous. She was paired. After he. She quit, she was paired with wasabi. Typically, one gets wasabi with ginger on the side. Okay. Happy birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

Sushi joke.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Here's some. Here's someone who's still alive. Jimmy Johnson. The. The NFL Jimmy Johnson.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You gotta. You gotta distinguish that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not the stock card.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And he's coming out. I just saw this.

[Josh Arnold]

He's coming out.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah. No, he's coming out.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, Josh is gay. No, no, no.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, he is.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

He's coming out with a line of shampoo pooh.

[Chick McGee]

No, he's not.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

He's hooked up with the Johnson Johnson people. It's gonna be Jimmy Johnson, Johnson and Johnson. And then, of course, he's hooked up

[Josh Arnold]

with Jimmy Johnson now with more Johnson.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And that's. I mean, that's impressive.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know what you missed yesterday? And I can't believe you missed it.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

What was it?

[Chick McGee]

July 15, 2012, this was released.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

God, I love that video. Tom loves this so much. Have you seen the video where it's taken from underneath the stage? And he. He's like, there's. I don't know, 90,000 people. And he gives them the. And they shoot him up onto the stage and he starts dancing.

[Lucas Waterfield]

That's cool.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Good God, I wonder what he's doing.

[Jess Hooker]

I do, too.

[Tom Griswold]

He's like the biggest guy over there. He's the most famous guy there is over there. Oh, yeah. He's moving. He's doing that same dance. That guy can groove, man.

[Chick McGee]

Sigh, P. S. Yes. Officially released July 15, 2012. Gangstyle.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that week that took over everything? That one week? That guy was huge.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Every sporting event they play showed up on.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Showed up on Saturday night. Live and didn't. And didn't show up at an NFL game.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I don't know. Evidently the Gangnam district in Seoul is very wealthy section of the country and they invented more or less the horse, as you would call it, the horsey dance. They call it the horse riding dance.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Horsey dance. Like the horsey sauce.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, we're here. Tom and I are in the home. I love that horsey dance. I tell you. Still do it.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Some could dance, you know. This is Ms. Hooker, born in 1958, so it's not too ancient.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Well, Michael Flatley, do you know who that is?

[Jess Hooker]

He's Lord of the Dance.

[Chick McGee]

He talks like this very. Everything is flat that.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

They call that soccer dancing. Soccer dancing because you can't use your arms. Oh, yeah. They used to say that the Irish perfected that so they could hold their drinks.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a good joke.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

A laugh would have been nice, but a compliment.

[Josh Arnold]

I laughed. I laughed 20 years ago.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Twenty, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That joke goes back back more than 150 years. Okay, here we go. This is one I don't think Ms. Hooker will get. None of the boys are allowed to answer.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

More or less retired, I think actress Phoebe Cates.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Married to another great actor, Kevin Klein.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Ms. Kates. I don't think she has worked much. I think maybe she does some stuff for some friends. I think she's pretty much. You know what her most famous scene is for boys?

[Jess Hooker]

I do. It's Fast Times at Ridgemont High in the red bikini. Yeah. No. Is that not her?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, that's it. Slow Mo.

[Chick McGee]

We're all seeing it in our minds. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I can hear the song and everything.

[Jess Hooker]

I just saw a picture of her and Kevin recently and just still in love. And I love that story.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I also love it when actors say that they're done and go, yeah, she did.

[Jess Hooker]

She said, I'm going to raise a family and be a wife.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope she comes back for Gremlins 3, though.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that'd be cool. Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Happy birthday, Will Ferrell. Very funny.

[Chick McGee]

I had enough Will Ferrell. I made that decision yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

He's got another series on Netflix.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's because he's the Hawk or something everywhere right now.

[Chick McGee]

Hard pass.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, is it a comedy series?

[Chick McGee]

What is it? Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Is he golfing in it?

[Chick McGee]

I'm just. He's a golf pro.

[Lucas Waterfield]

He's got a visor.

[Jess Hooker]

Because he's wearing the visor.

[Tom Griswold]

Press run got the visor on all the time.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I Like, I like Will. He's very funny.

[Chick McGee]

Good for you.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That'd be a good name for a cat.

[Chick McGee]

Will.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Will. Feral. Feral cat, anyone?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you're on fire.

[Josh Arnold]

What responses do you want from these?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I mean, I want to get a letter tomorrow going, yes, we have feral cats. And one of them is laugh and

[Chick McGee]

scream and carry you out of here

[Tom Griswold]

with every line you to walk over and kiss him on the mouth. Good job.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I don't know much about this. I don't know much about this guy. Corey Feldman doesn't. Didn't he have some issues?

[Tom Griswold]

Stand By Me.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Good kid. Is he still out there? Is he okay?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. And he's a musician.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay, good. Because I get worried about some of these kid.

[Josh Arnold]

He had some issues.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But he is on the Standby Me tour that's going around.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that he's had his issues, but the boys are still hanging out with him, taking him on the road. I think that's very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why wouldn't they? I mean, it was a huge part of that.

[Tom Griswold]

They're standing by their friends and like.

[Ace Cosby]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

He's genuinely good in that movie.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

The world's first parking meter was installed on this date in 1935.

[Tom Griswold]

And we should all protest. We should rip them out of the ground.

[Josh Arnold]

And then Cool Hand Luke knocked it over, cutting heads.

[Chick McGee]

All parking meter.

[Ace Cosby]

Weird.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That's a weird beginning to that movie.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's wonderful.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And as Chick mentioned, it was on this date in 1945 that the test. The.

[Chick McGee]

It was Alamogordo, New Mexico.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It was the. The bomb was called Trinity.

[Ace Cosby]

Right, right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And it was the. Technically part of the. The Manhattan Project with J. Robert Oppenheimer. Big movie made a couple years ago about that.

[Chick McGee]

The explosion and the heat turned the sand in the desert to glass.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And it's called Trinitite, I think now.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, here's something. We were talking about books earlier today on the show. This. I can't believe it's the.

[Ace Cosby]

This.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

In 1951, Catcher in the Rye by J.D. salinger was published.

[Chick McGee]

And then he was press secretary for John F. Kennedy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Who was J.D.

[Chick McGee]

salinger?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That was Peter Salinger.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Pierre Salinger.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, no, it might have been Peter Salinger.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It was Pierre Salinger. I think it was Peter Salinger. Sounds like somebody you get at the free. At the free clinic. Sorry there, Josh. You got Peter. Air sandwicher.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he pulled a Phoebe Cates, didn't he? Like, yeah, you know what? I'm done.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I may still write, but you'll never see any of it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Great book. Still.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I. I liked it a lot.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And then this is a famous thing in the world. Apollo 11 launched on this date in 1969. And Chick and I disagree on this. I love that movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Apollo 13.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Apollo 13. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Apollo 11, that's a whole different Apollo.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

But I mean. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell's wrong with you?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I apologize. If I weren't being harassed, I could read the stuff

[Josh Arnold]

we do, give you a hard time.

[Chick McGee]

You started harassing. With a laugh would be nice. You started it.

[Tom Griswold]

You're very fun to mess with. You get scared. It's a good time.

[Chick McGee]

That is true.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Martha Stewart was sentenced to five months in prison on this date in 2004.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to thank her. Staff calls her Stewart.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe. Why not?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Marty Stuball.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Did she. Did she come out of that? Did she like, do a show and do pruno sangria or something?

[Jess Hooker]

She did. I just. There's a clip that circulates of her showing her her pottery that she learned to do while she was in the clink. And she.

[Chick McGee]

Very erotic pottery.

[Josh Arnold]

She loves. She's on record as saying, I love jail. I got so much black.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it was surprised because I thought she would be in an all female for a.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Hey,

[Chick McGee]

I. I think we're about done.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Hey, I think you don't need to hear about the 12 new moons discovered in Jupiter in 2018. They got enough moons. Okay. All right. Thank you very much. Are coming right back. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold, my man. There's Josh Arnold. Hey, you sure? And ask Josh about Martha Stewart time in prison. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee and Tom. We have a special guest in the studio.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And I'll tell you what, I got it right off the bed. Say something is weird. Look at how many tattoos this guy's got.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's the most noticeable thing about me. My tattoos, dude.

[Josh Arnold]

One. One is. Is a badass scorpion, Tom.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Lucas Waterfield]

I'm a scorpio.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Our guest is a Lucas Waterfall and he's A scorpio. I didn't know you were a Scorpio. Scorpio. For those that can see you, they can see that your tattoos, they're very inky.

[Josh Arnold]

And if you're just listening. He's not drunk. He's just got something wrong.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Lucas is a.

[Chick McGee]

We're desperately trying to ignore it.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yes, I. Lucas and I. I feel like such a dick. But then again, why wouldn't. Because I was gonna say Lucas is a stand up comedian, but he's sitting because he's in a chair. You really. Can you stand at all?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Oh, my. Can I stand at all?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well,

[Lucas Waterfield]

not soon, no.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay. All right.

[Lucas Waterfield]

I just was asking one bit.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I knew maybe. What if we just.0.

[Chick McGee]

Not even a little bit.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So you. If you wanted to feel more like a stand up. What if I got a think about

[Lucas Waterfield]

it, I start falling.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay, could we lash you to a pole? How about that? Tie you to a pole and you'd be like, oh, no. Oh, boy. What?

[Lucas Waterfield]

I. I did. I. In my college days, I was. That's how I made money. Lat's to a poll.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, we all. You all got. You got to pay for tuition.

[Lucas Waterfield]

We got to make it.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You have a situation in your life, what would. What's the proper description?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Cerebral palsy is my situation.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay.

[Lucas Waterfield]

I have cerebral palsy. It's a lack of oxygen to the brain when I was in my mother's womb. Do you need me to get more distressed?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, I'm wondering why I don't have it.

[Chick McGee]

Because I'm sure my brain has never gotten enough oxygen.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So your mom. Didn't your mom smoke during her pregnancy? That explains a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, sorry, sorry.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Crack.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Okay. She did meth. Yeah, it was before meth was cool, though. She was. Was a bit of a hipster.

[Josh Arnold]

She was a trendsetter.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Before Breaking Bad and everything.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Our guest is Lucas Waterfall. He is a comedian. And I. I have not met you before. You were here before. I was on vacation.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah. You didn't want to get the cp.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, I. You'll notice I am sitting the farthest away from you.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah, you, You. You were trying to get that oxygen to your brain, so.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

But it didn't affect your brain. You're very witty and. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I mentioned the fact that you have a physical issue that you're dealing with, but you, I understand, recently had yet another strike that kind of hits you hard. You busted your leg, is that correct?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah, I got. And I got hit by a car.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, geez.

[Lucas Waterfield]

I got hit by a Car and being. Yeah, I broke my leg. CP and a broken leg. You know, it's like cancer on your tumor. It's kind of redundant.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Were you driving your chair at the time?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah, I was. See, the problem was I boycott everything with Watts, so I don't do crosswalks. I don't do sidewalks. I don't do walkie talkies. I don't. I don't. I hate Walkmans.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't watch Walker, Texas Ranger.

[Lucas Waterfield]

You know, Christopher Walken? Movies are just. Okay, okay, That's.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That's close. But I'm curious.

[Chick McGee]

You're.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You're in the chair, and you. I noticed you have a little gizmo. Electric. Electric gizmo thing that you push it to make that move. It's. And you're quite a nice driver. Joystick. Thank you. But were you on that thing when you got hit by the car?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah, I was on. They were. They stopped, which is good. Which, nowadays you never know. It's a crapshoot whether you're gonna stop, but they stopped. And they were arguing. One person was arguing with another whether she was going too fast, and I just wanted an ambulance. And they were arguing.

[Josh Arnold]

Like. Were they standing kind of over you and arguing while you were just.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah, yeah, they were like. You were going too fast. And I'm like. Could we just call.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No. I'm sorry about the broken leg, but that looks like a rather expensive contraption you're using. Did that thing get busted up?

[Lucas Waterfield]

This is a rental, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, nothing parties like a rental.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna wreck it again. Yeah. But I went to the ER room, and, you know, the doctors were great, the surgeons were great, but, you know, these residents, their kids. This resident suggested that they just chop my leg off because I don't use it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You know, Are you kidding me?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Just because you don't use something doesn't mean you chop it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So. Yeah, that's where I'm at.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I thought you were gonna say there are a lot of guys that would be dickless. That was the case. Our guest.

[Lucas Waterfield]

That was the.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Joe, Were you. Were you heading that way?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Sorry. I don't know. I didn't. I just figured Lucas Waterfill is our guest and what you call it? Cp. Cerebral palsy. That's the.

[Lucas Waterfield]

I call it doctors, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

But you're doing great. You're doing great. I'm glad you are. Okay. What's the rental fee for one of those? What do you call that?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Is that like a You guys are paying for it.

[Josh Arnold]

25 to rent one those of those? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I bet those are pretty steep. So is yours being repaired, the one that you got hit in?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah, it's, you know, going through insurance, which could be tomorrow or could be five years from now.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, they never show that in the commercials.

[Tom Griswold]

And you take them to the shop, they try to give you a new air filter on it. It's always, you know, just a nightmare.

[Jess Hooker]

Always.

[Lucas Waterfield]

The upsell, they're. They're. They're testing Snoot through the Grand Canyon.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, at least, you know it's going to be.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Now, is that one as good as the Azures?

[Lucas Waterfield]

No, this one. This one can't. You gotta push it to get up the ramps and down the ramps. Oh, it's not as powerful, like, sliding everywhere?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Lucas Waterfield]

It's like Tokyo Drift.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I want to go back to your getting hit by the car.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Was it your fault at all?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yes, I was. I've been sober. I've been sober for about two and a half years now. And I told my mom, I'm like, if I'm getting. If I'm getting hit by cars, I might as well drink. Why am I. Why am I sober if I'm still getting hit by cars?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I got to start story for you.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I was in Nashville, Tennessee, walking down the street, and a guy walked by me, and he was walking in a very odd manner. And then I realized, oh, my gosh, it's a comedian. Anybody know who it was?

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Blue.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It was Josh Blue.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And Josh had been in here a bunch. And he also, I believe, believe has cerebral palsy.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe Bell's palsy.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah. You say cerebral pal. In any event.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that explains why he didn't say anything to you because.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

No, no, no, no, no. He. He walked by, and then I turned around with Josh, and he turned around and he recognized me. We talked for a while, but the smell of marijuana was.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Profound.

[Lucas Waterfield]

He's a big partaker.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, whatever.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And I'm not being critical in any way, that's.

[Chick McGee]

But I would imagine it's helpful in some.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Some of that.

[Lucas Waterfield]

I get too paranoid.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, yeah.

[Lucas Waterfield]

I start thinking, am I mentally handicapped? Did my parents raise me to believe that? I'm not when I am.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I feel the same way. I got. My brain's too weird now to get affected by.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lucas Waterfield]

It's strong, crappy weed.

[Josh Arnold]

What happened to the crappy.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Let's Go back to the 70s. Our guest is comedian Lucas Waterfill. And we're going to talk more with Lucas. We're going to talk more with Willie G. Who's back.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Bob.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Willie G. Is on the road with Jeff Oscar this weekend. We'll find out where Lucas is going to be when we return. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. But first.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but first, Tom, let me tell you about watching where you're driving or you're just talking about don't speed while you're driving. A sharp turn could take you by surprise, causing you to veer off the road. Another car could turn in front of you. A truck could break suddenly. A cyclist could enter the road ahead. A pedestrian could be walking their dog. And your foot on the gas might lead to a tragedy. You may not think any of these things could happen to you, but you won't see them coming until they do. And when you're speeding, you don't have time to course correct. You don't have time to stop. It only takes an instant for disaster. The speed limit isn't just there to protect you. It's there to protect your passengers, other drivers, cyclists, pedestrians, and everyone who share the road. So slow down, obey the law and help keep everyone around you safe. Speeding catches up with you, paid for by nhtsa.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Thank you very much, nhtsa. When we come back, we're gonna hang out with these guys. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Like I said, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

How are ya? Hey, we're back in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio shows. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Help.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold in the house, really struggling. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick and Tom looking for his keys. We have a special guest in the studio, Tom.

[Jess Hooker]

What do you guys. What do you guys guess that he's looking for right now?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna guess a stir.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I touched his mouth, so hand. Hand sanitizer.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, that's fair.

[Chick McGee]

What do you got? What do you need? Can Josh help? He's the clothes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I lost my straw.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, straw.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I got another one.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it in your drink?

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. Our long national nightmare is finally over. Okay.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

But we are joined in the studio by our special guest. He is Lucas Waterfill. He is a comedian. And if you're just joining us, Lucas is dealing with a handful of issues and doing a great job. He's super funny and he's Recovering from a broken leg.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Which he.

[Lucas Waterfield]

You know. And he busted up his complex before this.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He does that to all of us, whether you have some problem or not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You sure are doing great, buddy.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

You got that yourself this time.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Good start question stream. Am I.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right.

[Chick McGee]

God, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom's heart is always in the right place.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just you.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You don't want people to think that you're drunk.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah, well, that was a problem for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I mean, that must be interesting.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Well, I have had that problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is very fun. He doesn't drink anymore, and I'm very glad that he doesn't. I mean, just. Yeah, whatever you need. I'm not trying to say anything, but Lucas is fun to get drunk with because you have to help Mouse sometimes.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're at the bar, you're holding

[Tom Griswold]

the drink for them. People look at you like you're a hero.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Lucas Waterfield]

I never paid for a drink in my life.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Do you have to wear a diaper?

[Lucas Waterfield]

No. No.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay. Just asking.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Willie actually helped me.

[Tom Griswold]

I've literally helped Lucas Pete before. Me and Lucas are boys.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Okay, good.

[Lucas Waterfield]

We tried out for Netflix and get on.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Lucas did a set at Zany's in Chicago, and they didn't know Lucas was in a chair, and he couldn't get physically on the stage, and that sucked. But he had to perform from the crowd. And Lucas is doing this incredible joke, and he just goes, maybe one day I'll be able to perform on the actual stage at Zany's. I'm not gonna ruin the setup for it. But the place went crazy. He burned the roof off this place, and boy, oh, boy, Netflix did not care at all. But it was a great set, man.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Maybe one day. Day.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the best.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Lucas Waterfall is a comedian, and you go with cp. Is that the cerebral palsy? Cerebral palsy. But you're dealing with it. Doing a great job. I can't help but notice. There it is.

[Jess Hooker]

I was.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Let me finish. I can't help but notice you're doing a great job on the skin. You are. How many tattoos do you have?

[Lucas Waterfield]

I can't say. About 25, probably.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Now I'm trying to figure this out. Is that a tattoo underneath on your chest?

[Lucas Waterfield]

There's. Yeah, it's a eagle that says, too tough to die.

[Jess Hooker]

Awesome.

[Lucas Waterfield]

It's a Ramones reference. Yeah. Now it's gonna be really embarrassing if I die.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Big F. Well, you can have them put one of those circle line things.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Ask for that mortician.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Now, what's. What's that on your left arm there?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Left arm.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Is that the scorpion?

[Lucas Waterfield]

No, left arm is. It's an hourglass that says so it goes little Kurt Vonnegut. Oh, sure, yeah, I read. I can read.

[Josh Arnold]

You're doing great.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Thank you.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

What's on the right arm? You have to look. I would think you would have seen him enough.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Oh, you're like this. I have idle, as in idle hand tattooed on my right hand. Because it's the crazy one that doesn't

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

do much, that right hand,

[Lucas Waterfield]

you know?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Do you still have the cast on from the broken leg?

[Lucas Waterfield]

No, I. I got the stables out. Got my tibula. Got a metal rod in my leg.

[Chick McGee]

Holy heck.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah, that was a month ago, and I'm here.

[Jess Hooker]

Good.

[Lucas Waterfield]

So. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

At least now with a broken leg, you can board airplanes early. Yeah,

[Lucas Waterfield]

I think. I think that, you know, next time I board an airplane, I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna dress up like a pilot. They born me early because, you know. And so I know you guys know because you all get pissed at us. They get everything.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Look at how good they've got it.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah. So group A will know it's a bit. But group B and C will be like, is he flying the plane? Is he flying the plane? And I'm gonna be up front, shout out, shaking everybody's hand. There's gonna be some turbulence. Once we get above the clouds, it'll be good.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Our guest, Lucas Waterfield. Do you have one of those. I met the young lady helping you, but do you have one of those special dogs, those helper dogs?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah, he's in. He's in prison right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah, he's getting trained in prison.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Lucas Waterfield]

So he's part of icann. Indiana Canine Assistance Network.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That's cool.

[Lucas Waterfield]

And they train dogs. Great organization.

[Josh Arnold]

What if he comes out with a teardrop tattoo?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

What kind of dog is it?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Black Lab. He was afraid of my cat, so they had to train him.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And you kept the cat?

[Lucas Waterfield]

I'm trying to get rid of the cat. I'm trying to find the cat at home. This was a big, elaborate. I'm not actually a comedian. I'm just trying to get rid of my cat.

[Chick McGee]

It's a hoax.

[Lucas Waterfield]

So what's your cat.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

What's your cat's name?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Serotonin.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Pretty good.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

What's your dog's name?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Clifford.

[Josh Arnold]

Clifford.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah, Clifford's a good guy. He helps me a lot. He helps Me have a dog, mostly. That's the main. And. And get laid helps with that always.

[Jess Hooker]

Good.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Now, you mentioned that you were in an accident, but you said that you've been sober for a couple years.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah, I've been sober for a while, I think since Netflix, I'm pretty sure

[Tom Griswold]

that I was the last person to ever drink with Lucas. I got Lucas. We got. We were in Chicago. We finish up at Zany's, we go to Old Town Ale House, and Lucas, we call him a cab for him. A cab.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

What do you call those?

[Tom Griswold]

Cabs for disabled folks?

[Lucas Waterfield]

What do you call those caps?

[Tom Griswold]

Perfect. Got it. Nailed it. We call this old, like, Greek Polish. Like, looks like John Belushi's dad pulls up to pick us up, and we're like, hey, man, this is Lucas trying to get him in the cab. He's like, I cannot take him. I cannot take him. And I'm just like, hey, man, that's offensive. Like, this is. You legally have to do this, man. That's the ada. And he goes, no, it's not because of wheelchair. I do this all day. It's because he's too drunk.

[Chick McGee]

I go, what if I just ride in the back and I hope, hold his neck?

[Tom Griswold]

And he goes, yeah, come on in. So then I got in the back, and I'm holding his neck, talking to this old man. It was a blast, man.

[Lucas Waterfield]

I don't remember any of that.

[Tom Griswold]

So Lucas is learning about this for the first time. But it was a nice night. We had a good time.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Now, tell me more about your life as a kid.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah. So, yeah, I got my parents raising me. We got in a lot of awkward situations. Like, a couple years back, I was trying to get a shower, and there was no one there to give me a shower, you know, as you do. There was no one there to give me a shower. So my mom, of all people, had to give me a shower. So there I was, about 20 years old, soap all around me, naked. And my mom looks at me and she goes, lucas, what did you do to yourself? And I go, mom, this is awkward. I have no idea what you're talking about. And she goes, you know exactly what I'm talking about. And she calls from her dad, Mark Giddenhill, what your son did to himself. And my dad walks in, takes one look, and he goes, well, it looks like he shaved his pubes. And then my mom goes, me and your father have never done anything like that in a while. So there I am, 20 years old, just staring at my parents and Their eyeballs. And all I can think of is their gnarly, untamed pubis. And my mom goes on. She goes, that's awful. That's sick. How did you do that? I know that. You can't do that. How did you do that? I go, mom, a friend did this for me. She goes, that's awful. That's terrible. That's a terrible. I go, no, mom, that's a great friend. Great friends shave their friends. Pew.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That's a T shirt.

[Lucas Waterfield]

It's very inspirational.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, wow.

[Lucas Waterfield]

And I don't know, I mean, I think, you know, it's hard raising a kid in a wheelchair. It really is challenging. But I always thought it was tougher raising, like, a douchebag as a kid, because other parents go up to you and they're like, you know, your kid, he. He really sucks. And you have to be like, I. I know.

[Ace Cosby]

We're.

[Lucas Waterfield]

We're trying. We told him, stop wearing afflictions, stop watching the ufc.

[Chick McGee]

You know, we're trying.

[Lucas Waterfield]

You know, I feel bad for these parents, man. These parents of douchebags. I'm gonna start a charity. It's gonna be Support parents of douchebags. Gonna have the ribbons and halftime shows, everything.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Teach the kids to wear their hats, the brim out front. Now, Lucas Waterfill is our guest, and you're in a very elaborate wheelchair.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Which you mentioned. That's currently your rental.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Rental?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

The one that you had. Did you go to the store to buy it and try it out like you would an automobile?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah, the national seating. I do national seating. There's a. Our people. They got the hookup.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Now, does the sales guy come up to you and say, what's.

[Chick McGee]

What's.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

What's it going to take to put you in this wheelchair today?

[Lucas Waterfield]

I go. I go. Medicaid approval.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That's all it takes.

[Lucas Waterfield]

As long as they approve it, I'm good. No, it's good. It's got. It's got an advance. I've been in a chair since I was three, so I imagine a three year old driving around. It was. It was fun.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Were they electric back then?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Even back then, I mean.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I mean, you had to pump it up.

[Tom Griswold]

You pumped it up for a while,

[Josh Arnold]

then it would kind of just go.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

This is finally the thing that gets me insulting.

[Lucas Waterfield]

It was wooden.

[Chick McGee]

You had to get out in front.

[Josh Arnold]

Crank it. What did you feed the horse?

[Tom Griswold]

Horses.

[Lucas Waterfield]

They would cover up my legs with a flannel blanket.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Like fdr, right?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They must not see the boy's legs.

[Lucas Waterfield]

I Actually have polio, but yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So you've always had an electric one?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Never.

[Chick McGee]

Not steam powered or anything like that.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I think the days of the old ones. That sound like a Chris Craft. It's a little bit of a. You put the high test in them. You can't use them indoors for too long. Smoke up the room.

[Lucas Waterfield]

I. I used to use diesel, but that got too expensive.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That's a direct. Now we're going to continue to talk with the fellas. Before we do that, I wanted to ask Willie, you saw the band the Strokes last night. How was that show?

[Tom Griswold]

It was incredible with my older brother. He showed me that band when I was a kid. We got to, like, go together. It was very hot.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you cry? Did you cry?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't cry.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, good job.

[Chick McGee]

And I cry.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You guys know this.

[Tom Griswold]

I cry constantly, all the time. I'm always crying, crying.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I hear bird chirp the wrong way.

[Tom Griswold]

I cry.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I'm trying to remember. Were you with me when I saw the Strokes?

[Tom Griswold]

I was in fifth grade, Remember?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That's the time that the lead singer got so drunk that they had. The roadies had to come out with flashlights because they couldn't find the microphone. Yeah, he. He was doing a handheld mic thing. Oh, wireless.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Julian had some. Some issues. But I'm pretty sure he's all good now. And he killed it last night.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah, he's great. It was one of my favorite shows ever.

[Tom Griswold]

It was incredible.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

But it was pretty funny when halfway through with all these roadies are out there, where's the microphone? He kind of heaved it. It was great. Well, we're gonna take a little bit of a break. We're gonna come back. I'll remind you that Willie is doing a special show with Mr. Osuke at a place called Nashville, Indiana, this Saturday night. I'll give you some details coming up on that. And I know Lucas is going to be part of a special event called the let's Fest coming up Labor Day weekend. And I'll tell you more about that coming up. Right now, I want to talk to you a little bit about the diet movement is out there. And we have a story, we'll probably get to it tomorrow about something unusual in the world of weight loss. This is from the doctors at Brickhouse Nutrition. And this is not a. It's not an injectable. Brick House Nutrition is coming up with something called Lean. It's a weight loss supplement, and it's designed for those that want to lose some serious weight. Not a pound or two, but ten pounds or more. And the ingredients in Lean have been shown to help lower blood sugar, burn fat by converting it into energy and curb your appetite and curb those cravings so you're not as hungry. And lean is part of a program that you can get into where you're eating healthy and getting some exercise. Get the details by visiting takelean.com. now you can get 20% off and get free rush shipping if you use my name. So enter the code tomorrow. Once Again, my name, Tom. Promo code, takelean.com now, weight loss results, of course, are gonna vary. Give it a shot. And by the way, I'll remind you also that lean and all these statements haven't been evaluated by the fda. And lean is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. See if it's for you. Once again, it's a supplement called Lean. And you can visit [e-mail]. we're coming right back with Lucas and Willie and more. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you need at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Saturday.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the oreillys Auto Parts Studios. Jess Hooker at the news desk. Hello. There's Willie Griswold. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee and Tom. We have a special guest

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

comedian. He's right there. He's Lucas Waterfill. And Lucas is an old friend of Willie's. Actually, Willie's here too. Willie G. Hey. Back in the studio and we were talking about Lucas, Your, your entrance into the world of sobriety.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Now. And you do have cerebral palsy. Did you, were you advised not to drink alcohol or is that, is it just like everybody else?

[Bob Kevoian]

Just.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Well, they advised me not to have five shots a day, which is.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Is that for everybody else?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Was that, what was your, what was your favorite form of alcohol?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Oh, tequila, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man, that's. That's my favorite hard alcohol.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Oh, yeah. And now I'm not high end. I can go mid shelf and be fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Y.

[Lucas Waterfield]

That's how you know you're drinking. I don't need that high end stuff.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Now. Were you using a straw or were you throwing.

[Lucas Waterfield]

No, I was using welly.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

So you, Is that what you.

[Josh Arnold]

Body notes?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's weird. It's very hard to get my Belly button up there.

[Lucas Waterfield]

You ever seen the movie Coyote Ugly? I was John Goodman.

[Tom Griswold]

I have both used a straw to give Lucas, like, a whiskey, ginger or whatever. But I also have just thrown a shot right down his mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

People look at you funny when you do that. It looks like I'm either I'm forcing it on him or like I'm some

[Josh Arnold]

sort of hero helping.

[Lucas Waterfield]

I love to go.

[Ace Cosby]

Go.

[Tom Griswold]

No, stop.

[Lucas Waterfield]

The same with tattoos. I'm like, no, why are you doing this to me?

[Jess Hooker]

They took me.

[Lucas Waterfield]

They took me off the street.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Once again, Lucas has a number of tattoos.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Hands, finger, wrists. The chest. On the back, too.

[Lucas Waterfield]

On the back. I have a Meyer threat and black flag tattoo. I'm at a bit of a punk rocker.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Nice.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Black flag. The band, not the pest control product?

[Lucas Waterfield]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Lucas Waterfield]

I think they were named after that. Maybe. I don't know. Yeah, I've. I've. Yeah, I. I was good at drinking and I was good at being crippled. I just wasn't good at both.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a multitasker.

[Lucas Waterfield]

One's easier a kick than the other.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Prior to your sobriety, were you a fan of. Of the gummies or any of the THC infused products?

[Lucas Waterfield]

No.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You said you. It makes you.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Makes me too paranoid. Makes me too.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Like I said, they're too good, you know?

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Well, today's. I guess today's. Today's marijuana. Apparently extraordinarily strong.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Apparently.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Now, ever drink wine?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Wine, beer, I've had them all. I did not cross alcohol. I did not like. Beer is always weird through straw because it's, like, very, like, fizzy and, you

[Josh Arnold]

know, a lot of it's not great.

[Lucas Waterfield]

It comes out the other end too frequently.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Yeah. I mean, obviously it's a fairly elaborate production, I guess, for you to pee.

[Tom Griswold]

I notice the same thing whenever I wear my double beer helmet with the big straw that goes around. It's not never the same. It's never.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah. On 500 day, you're like, yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Do you.

[Tom Griswold]

Two IPAs through a straw.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Did you ever smoke cigarettes?

[Lucas Waterfield]

I smoke cigars on occasion.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, still.

[Ace Cosby]

There you go.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah, that's my one thing. That and caffeine is like my one thing. I like cigars.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Do you have to have someone hold it up to your mouth?

[Lucas Waterfield]

No, I. I do. I burn myself. I like.

[Chick McGee]

That's how good the cigars are.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Keeps me alive, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

You deserve it.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Isn't that a Black Flag song? I burn myself.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah, but I don't know if I'm alcoholic. Like, I think. I think the definition Is too loose. Like, I think anybody could be considered an alcoholic. Like, I think Jesus Christ himself was an alcoholic.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell us. And piss people off.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Can you imagine Jesus in aa? Like, hello, my name is Jesus Christ of Nazareth. I'm the king of kings, the lord of lords, the alpha and omega. And yes, I'm an alcoholic. I first realized I had a problem when I would go to weddings. And instead of just leaving when the wedding was over, I would turn all the water into wine. And then I got into prostitute and I didn't have anything. You know, I don't make much on the carpenter salary, so I had to pay with them whenever I had, which at the time was eternal life. Then I started doing some weird washing random women's feet. And then my father forsaked me and I had a hangover that lasted like three, three days. So I do what every sober person does now. I've been sober for 20, 26 years now. Do what every sober person does. I just sit around and judge people all day. I'm going to hell for that joke. Little known secret. All crippled people go to hell.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It's true. What a crazy thing.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Because there's too many steps to get to heaven and we're trying to get it changed, but heaven's a historical landmark.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of paperwork.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That'd be ironic if you're doing that joke and you walked the crowd.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Never happened.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

That is a brilliant piece of comedy. Really. That is really fun, funny.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Thank you.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

And I'm sure someone won't get it. We'll get the letter.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Thank my Sunday school teacher.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Oh, well, that's very good. Once again, Lucas Waterfield is our guest. We certainly appreciate your coming here. Probably glad we got the ramp at least, huh?

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah, yeah, that's a.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

You know, we got it. We got two ramps. We got a ramp in the back.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Look at you.

[Josh Arnold]

He's doing great, isn't he?

[Chick McGee]

You're doing real good, Tom.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Tax break for each ramp.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

If we just wanted to know. Next time.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Go to that back ramp.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

All right. Well, now I. I suppose we have time to get one more news story. And do you have one over there that you think is especially interesting?

[Jess Hooker]

The house passed a bill that would make daylight savings time permanent.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, this seemed like kind of a no brainer. And then the more you look at why people are against it, you go, oh, that. Okay, maybe we should.

[Jess Hooker]

It's really not necessary. Yeah, people.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

People get so angry when they have to change the clocks that if they keep. If they keep daylight savings Times permanent. It'll be really dark in the morning in the winter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Your kids will be going to school. It won't get. You'll be watching the sun rise.

[Jess Hooker]

I just feel like we should trust nature on this one, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're saying let's eliminate.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Changes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. It gets really tough in the winter when the sun sets at like 3:30 and you're just like you know what, let's just call it a day tomorrow.

[Jess Hooker]

But that's what you're supposed to be doing. You're supposed to be resting in winter.

[Chick McGee]

That's my favorite time of the.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I love it when it sun sets at 5:30. I'm the. I'm a happy guy. Yes sir.

[Lucas Waterfield]

It's. It's very.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

It's very controversial.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

They want to the idea to keep with daylight savings time the whole year so that nighttime activities and golf courses and everybody. They can stay open.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It provides more daylight during the times when Americans are most active. Right, right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

What was that? I forget the. It passed.

[Jess Hooker]

The vote was 308 to 117.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

But that's the House.

[Jess Hooker]

That's the House. Yes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Who knows if it'll go to.

[Chick McGee]

Well that depends on what they decided in the Senate. That's right. My fellow senator Hallowish's boss, Stitch. Oh yes.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

I do not want to have a nice romantic. I'm not going to watch a nice romantic sunrise while I'm having my lunch.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. It's not natural rule.

[Josh Arnold]

Completely against our nature.

[Lucas Waterfield]

Thank you all the senators are going to have sundowning earlier. I don't know what's a pass.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Hey Lucas, thanks for coming in. We appreciate it. Willie, we're going to see you tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See you again.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tommy (Tom) Papa]

Thanks for joining us. And I'll remind you of a couple things. We got a great video of that guy getting hit by the bison and flying with our commentary. It's kind of a play by play thing. It's like Peyton Manning and his brother watching the NFL. It's well worth checking out on our social media and we'll have some. Some of the stuff with. With Lucas on the tv. So be. Check. Check all of our social media for that stuff and check us out on YouTube. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

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