The BOB & TOM Show - July 17, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – July 17, 2026: Detailed Summary

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Episode Overview

The July 17, 2026, episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers its signature blend of irreverent comedy, pop culture banter, audience interaction, news, and sports commentary. The episode stands out for its playful ribbing among the hosts (Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Jess Hooker, Willie Griswold, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, and Jeff Oskay), a tribute to recently deceased actor Hal Williams, hilariously obscure pop references, and hands-on food experimentation. Classic Bob & Tom: a balance of sharp wit, nostalgia, and silly fun, all with the feel of longtime friends catching up on the air.

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Key Topics & Segments

1. “Hello There” Bit & Music Parody Skit (00:22–02:19)

• Theme: The show opens with a spoof on the “Hello Dare” musical craze, parodying classic songs and legendary artists—all forced to greet the listener with “hello there.”
• Highlights:
  • Running joke about whether listeners want more or less “hello there” (and the mock-serious verdict: “no more!”).
  • Multiple cast members impersonate musicians: Pink Floyd, Pink, Michigan J. Frog, Willie Nelson, The Big Bopper, etc.
  • "It's the best of Hello There, Volume Two, only from Bob and Tom Records." (02:13, Bob Kevoian)

2. Roll Call, Wilbur Jokes, and Classic References (02:44–04:14)

• Discussion: Introduction to the studio crew with a tangent about the name “Wilbur”—Tom’s familial history, famous Wilburs, and its pop culture associations.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • “Feel free to call me Wilbur.” (02:58, Tom Griswold)
  • "Wilbur Wright." "Mr. Ed." (03:00–03:02, running bit)
  • “Are there any presidents named Wilbur?” “Sure…” “Wilbur Henry Harrison. No.” (03:27–03:29, Tom & Bob)

3. Classic Movie Audio & Hal Williams Tribute (04:15–07:50; 52:16–55:55; 122:57–126:12)

• Segment: Audio playback from the film Hardcore (1979) featuring Hal Williams as “Dick Black,” a legendary comedic bit from the show’s archive.
• Context: Used to reminisce about pranking co-workers by playing the clip on answering machine messages in the show’s early days.
• Tribute: Extended appreciation for Hal Williams (Private Benjamin, Sanford and Son, The Waltons, 227), who had recently passed away at age 91.
• Quote: “He died at age 91, couple days ago. Son of a guy born in Columbus, O-HI Ohio.” (06:36, Bob/ Tom)

4. Sports & NBA LeBron Speculation (10:58–13:00; 75:21–77:30)

• Coverage:
  • British Open leaderboard update (Jackson Suber in the lead; 69:18–70:39)
  • MLB: Mets/Phillies game moved due to wildfire smoke
  • LeBron James’s unsigned free agency, possible teams, and his legacy
• Memorable Exchange:
  • “My whole life, LeBron has been taking the Pacers out in the east in the playoffs. We're finally going to be good again. If he comes back to the East, I will not like that.” (11:26, Willie Griswold)

5. Listener Letters: Humor & Personal Stories (17:33–24:41)

• Letters Discussed:
  • “I can drive a stick” humorous T-shirt—sexual innuendo vs. literal meaning (and a debate about context).
  • Liver and onions nostalgia: A waitress recalls Tom and Bob’s legendary extra crispy onions order.
  • Silly kid language: Hush Puppies mistaken as “dog biscuits” (27:01–27:46, Missy from West Virginia).
• Memorable Quote: “I couldn’t think of the word pants. I called them leg sleeves. Thanks a lot.” (27:46, Letter)

6. Household & Pet Tips Segment (24:41–26:44)

• Advice: Creative ways to clean dog hair from car interiors—leaf blower, lint roller, rubber-gloved brushing.
• Quote: “Take a leaf blower, you open all the doors… Then you take one of these babies. A lint roller.” (25:05, Bob Kevoian)
• Playful Banter: “Why would you ever try to change Tom's mind on how to do it?” (25:51, Josh Arnold)

7. Retro Pop Culture & Novelty Song Nostalgia (43:52–45:43)

• Discussion: Alan Sherman, novelty songs, Weird Al Yankovic’s “Fat,” and the rarity of comedic songs reaching #1.
• Quote: “If there was ever an example of perfect timing and popular culture, it would be Alan Sherman. He would not have been popular at any other time in the history of the world.” (43:52, Tom Griswold)

8. Food Fun: Viral Recipe Test Kitchen (86:23–87:52; 99:23–101:51)

• Segment: Jess Hooker introduces her new “Bob & Tom Test Kitchen” video series; first recipe—cottage cheese blended with Biscoff cookies for a high-protein, low-cal “cheesecake.”
  • Group on-air tasting: Mixed reviews, with consensus it's “not as sweet as expected,” but not bad.
• Memorable Review: “The Biscoff is doing a lot of the heavy lifting here.” (100:44, Willie Griswold)

9. Obscure Reference Mania: Museum of the Forgettable (65:50–68:48)

• Recurring Joke: Proposes a “Museum of the Short-Lived,” celebrating those who had “15 minutes of fame”—Fanne Foxe, Monica Lewinsky, William Hung, etc.
• Quote: “If you could put this together—not a museum, but a con—a pop-up…” (67:48, Willie)

10. Monkey & Animal News (34:07–34:41; 107:54–109:44)

• Stories:
  • New monkey species discovery with orange lips and deep call (“Lickweli” monkey, Congo).
  • Emu on the loose in Mississippi, with speculation about petting zoos and Liberty Mutual tie-ins.
• Quote: “Imagine a regular monkey ate a bunch of Cheetos and…” (109:10, Bob Kevoian)

11. Audience Interaction: Phone Lock Screen Psychology (136:15–142:54)

• Survey: What does your phone’s lock screen say about you?
• Reveals: The cast shares their backgrounds (family photos, pets, landscapes), leading to analysis and gentle ribbing.
• Quote: “If you’re judging me based on my phone background, I’ll judge that I don’t want to be friends with you.” (144:51, Willie Griswold)

12. Classic Comedy: News We Failed to Mention (125:30–128:08)

• Jeff Oskay Segment: A rapid fire satirical run through missed headlines, such as an artist selling NYC trash cubes (“each cube certified to be at least 32% rat droppings”) and the man with a dead fish removed from his rectum.
• Quote: “A man was discovered to have a dead fish in his anus. Don't be alarmed. Everything is okay. The man identifies as a can of sardines.” (127:40, Oskay)

13. Period “Mansplaining,” Buffalo Wild Wings Innovation, & Ranch Pop Rocks (149:02–149:54)

• Topics:
  • “Today in Periods”: Jess shares menstrual cycle news while the guys dread/tease the subject.
  • Buffalo Wild Wings launches “Poppin Ranch” – a new pop-rocks-infused ranch powder to sprinkle on wings ("I want to try this. I think it sounds great.” – Bob Kevoian, 147:27)
  • The team debates if it’s genius or ridiculous.

14. Today in History & Birthday Shout-Outs (114:34–122:43)

• Notables: Phyllis Diller & Donald Sutherland’s birthdays, quirky historical facts (the invention of the laser, Oppenheimer trivia, the real “batter’s box”).
• Quote: “Her husband’s name? Fang.” (115:25, Bob Kevoian about Phyllis Diller)

15. Preview/Plugs & Closing Banter (128:46–160:53)

• Plugs: Willie & Jeff’s stand-up show in Nashville, Indiana’s haunted Story Inn.
• Recurring Gags: Iced tea glass vs. plastic cup “disaster,” collecting matchbooks, and the pitfalls of online shopping for “American made” goods.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• "Just say what's on your mind... We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios." – Tom Griswold (02:22)
• “I don't like to start the show in a negative way.” – Bob Kevoian, (03:51)
• “We’d be arrested for this now. We would be fired so fast.” – Bob, recalling pranking a receptionist with a risqué answering machine, (08:52)
• “I think the brontosaurus was always portrayed as the friendliest of dinosaurs.” – Bob Kevoian, (52:08)
• “She’s very dumb, but very pretty.” – Jess Hooker, on her dog, (143:07)

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Important Timestamps

• 00:22–02:19 – Parody “Hello There” musical medley
• 04:15–07:50 – Audio tribute to Hal Williams (and prank history)
• 10:58–13:00 – Sports: LeBron James free agency talk
• 17:33–24:41 – Listener letters: Racy T-Shirts, restaurant memories, hush puppies
• 52:16–55:55 – Replay of Hal Williams “Dick Black” bit and movies
• 86:23–87:52; 99:23–101:51 – Jess's Test Kitchen live taste test
• 107:54–109:44 – New Congo monkey found
• 125:30–128:08 – News We Failed to Mention (Jeff Oskay)
• 136:15–142:54 – Phone lock screen segment and psychological meaning
• 149:02–149:54 – Buffalo Wild Wings “Poppin Ranch” launch
• 114:34–122:43 – Today in History, birthdays

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Recurring Themes and Tone

• Playful, irreverent, and self-deprecating humor: No one (least of all themselves) is safe from ridicule.
• Pop culture, nostalgia, and deep-cut references: From Alan Sherman to Fanny Foxe to obscure NBA facts, it’s a show by and for trivia fiends.
• Family and food: From reminiscing about family meals to live food hacks, it’s as much a breakfast table as a radio studio.
• Underpinning genuineness: The camaraderie and sympathy always cut through the sarcasm, especially in their tributes, personal stories, and interplay with listeners.

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For First-Time Listeners

This episode is a quintessential BOB & TOM experience—equal parts smart, silly, and opinionated, with digressions that surprise, amuse, and occasionally gross you out (fish-in-the-butt, anyone?).

Whether they’re mourning a beloved TV actor, testing out weird TikTok recipes, or riffing on tattoo regrets and sports rumors, the crew makes you feel like you’re in on the joke.

Skip the ads, join the conversation, and be ready to Google at least three things you’ve never heard of.

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End of summary.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Bob Kevoian]

We recently asked Bob and Tom show listeners, do you want more hello Dare,

[Willie Griswold]

or have you had enough? The answer was a unanimous no more. Excuse me, I think you're reading that wrong.

[Jess Hooker]

There's not a comma there.

[Bob Kevoian]

They said, no more. Shut up and mind your own business. Get out of here. It's the best of hello Dare, Volume two, with even more rock from legends like Pink Floyd. Hello, there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, there. You, too,

[Jeff Oskay]

hello, there.

[Bob Kevoian]

We've even paired Marty Allen up with

[Willie Griswold]

early rockers like Ricky Nelson.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Mary Lou.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello, there.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Big Bopper.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello there. But the hello Dare craze isn't limited to just one music genre. This Willie Nelson country classic just got a whole lot more classier. Hello, Wall.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this catchy Broadway hit is even catchier with this catchy catchphrase.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Dolly.

[Willie Griswold]

Hello, there. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, what would you pay? Well, it doesn't matter.

[Willie Griswold]

It's not available in stores or anywhere else.

[Bob Kevoian]

But as an added bonus, we'll throw in this incredible duet with everyone's favorite amphibious crooner, Michigan J. Frog.

[Willie Griswold]

Take it away, michigan j. Frog,

[Bob Kevoian]

and go. You little.

[Willie Griswold]

It's the best of hello There, Volume two only, from Bob and Tom Records.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, my baby hello, my honey hello

[Tom Griswold]

there hello, My God, that was beautiful. Just say what's on your mind we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Bob and Tom. Hello, Bob and Tom. Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. Wilbur Griswold is here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, my dad's name was Wilbur. My grandfather's name was Wilbur. I don't know how I dodged the Wilbur bullet, but no kidding. Feel free to call me Wilbur.

[Bob Kevoian]

Most famous, Wilbur.

[Tom Griswold]

Wilbur Wright.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Ed.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Ed. I can't help but notice, and I have my headphones on. He said that in a snarky manner, mister.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I mean, it's Mr. Ed's friend, Buddy. I. I think Wilbur Wright may be slightly more famous, depending on your age.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wilbur Post. Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are there any presidents that were named Wilbur?

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Wilbur Henry Harrison. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

All I remember is.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that sound right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wilbur Mills. Some Washington guy that ended up with fan.

[Jess Hooker]

Fox.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Fox with two X's. Yeah, I. Not her real name, by the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you introduced everybody?

[Tom Griswold]

I got lost. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Wilbur.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the snarky Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Wilbur.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I'm Wilbur. And hello.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't like to start the show In a negative way.

[Jess Hooker]

God bless.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not true.

[Tom Griswold]

Son of a.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't just lie on here.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it's almost as if you do want to be.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna put a positive spin on this, all right? And would you like it to be in the form of a quiz for Ms. Hooker, or do you want to be. Just to tell you outright what I'm talking.

[Tom Griswold]

I want you to do what you want to do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I'd like you to listen to something very carefully.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay?

[Bob Kevoian]

This is 36 seconds of quality cinema. This is the audio from a movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is this actually a movie or one that we redid?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. This is an actual movie. All right, Starring a couple of excellent actors, Many, including George C. Scott.

[Josh Arnold]

If we know what it is, would you rather us not just shout it out?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He just said it. I've been here four decades. I know exactly what he's going to play.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

So we'll see. We'll see.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't think Jess has heard this or is aware of it. Maybe she is. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Now, the scene. The scene. I can set the scene for you. George C. Scott is looking for his daughter who has run away. She's a young adult. And he is posing as the producer of a pornographic movie, trying to. Trying to see if he can find his daughter because apparently she has appeared in a porno. So he goes out to Los Angeles looking for his daughter and he pretends he's a producer hosting a fake audition. And a series of pornographic actors are coming in.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, can you tell me what year

[Bob Kevoian]

it is in the movie?

[Josh Arnold]

Late 70s.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe. Maybe early 80s. Late 70s, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this is this. This guy comes in for the audition with George C. Scott.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Dick Black. You're doing a porno movie, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Then I'm the man for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm glad to meet you, Mr. Black,

[Tom Griswold]

but I'm afraid you're not exactly the

[Bob Kevoian]

type we're looking for.

[Josh Arnold]

You mean because I'm Black?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, just not the type.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean, not the type? Man, don't you know who I am? I'm Big Dick Black. I've done more porno movies than you ever saw. I work with Harry Reams, Johnny Y.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not the type.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a woman's dream.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, Mr. Black, I'm sure you're very good, but at the moment I just don't have anything for you. Something comes up, I'll be happy to

[Josh Arnold]

give you a call. I knew this Was a scam. This is bull.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's so great.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you know who that is?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a very fine actor.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

You perhaps would know him better from maybe Private Benjamin or he was the cop on. He was in a lot of Stanford and Son.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hal Williams. The great actor Hal Williams. What now?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, 227. Okay, thank you. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

He died at the age of 91. No, couple days ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Son of a guy born in Columbus, OHI Ohio. Yes, sir. Yeah. Now you're saying that. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was born Hellroy Candice Williams.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that middle name?

[Willie Griswold]

Candidates?

[Bob Kevoian]

Candace. C, A, N, D, I, S. I

[Willie Griswold]

thought you said Canada. Like cannabis and Canada combined.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry. But Mr. Williams, actually interesting guy. He was a corrections officer, a postal worker, moved to Hollywood kind of late in life and was best known, I guess this says Officer Smitty Smith on Sanford and Son, Harry Foster on the Waltons and Sergeant Ted Ross and Private Benjamin. That was a big movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Goldie Hawn.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And as you pointed out, NBC sitcom 227 and his film credits include the Rookie, Guess who, and Hardcore. That is. I mean, that is a great bit

[Tom Griswold]

of acting right there to follow that up. Go ahead, tell her the rest of the story. Yeah, that audio clip.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I cut part of that out.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because he says I've got him hung on me.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Bragging about that and bragging about how many completions in a day if he was working a full day.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, you want to know what you're getting exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is good. In the early days of. Well, when I can put. Almost put a date on this. Bob and I had a. A couple of really nice tape decks when we were up in Harbor Springs. They're still floating around somewhere. But we would. We would take stuff and edit it. And we taped this. That what you just heard off of a TV feed. And then we. Those. This was the big day of the answering machine. I know there. I know they're. They don't really exist now, but that was the coolest thing if you had. And as a joke we had a. This. I mean, we'd be arrested for this now. We would be fired so fast. We had a receptionist at the radio station, which by the way, for those of you that know radio, there hasn't been a receptionist at a radio station in 10 years. We had a receptionist, she was a very shy girl from Indiana.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very sweet girl. But we would put things on our answering machine and then ask her to call it. To watch her response. So we put that. And we. Then we'd do something else the next day.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we had this really cool 4 track 1 wave teac recorder so we could do some cool stuff. So we put that on there one day on the answering machine. So if you called instead of saying, hi, you've reached Bob and Tom, blah, blah, blah. You got it. You got this. You got to hear this.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Dick Black.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Then I'm the man for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then it would go on about Big Dick Black's protruding.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, I'd like to leave a message. Your mother's in the hospital. I'm not sure what's going on there.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom called.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Novelty answers.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Your mom always got in the way of our fun pranks.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can remember. I wish I had the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's your grandma. She goes.

[Bob Kevoian]

She goes. Well, I, I think I called the right number. If this is Tom. Poor mom. Oh, it's a classic.

[Tom Griswold]

But next to that. And I, when I labeled the TV in the office. Yeah. Instead of W, you know, whatever I put up. Instead of cnn. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We never F You.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember there used to be. There was another era. This would have been what, 90s?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

When.

[Bob Kevoian]

When not every station necessarily had a floating logo or whatever. And you could, you could put.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

A chiron they call it, or something

[Tom Griswold]

when you switch to the channel, would show you the number and then what

[Bob Kevoian]

you light up what channel it was. And he, of course.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Instead of. Instead of cnbc, it was.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently Columbia University Naval Technology, Tennessee or something. Well, anyway, so, so sad news about Hal Williams, but had a great career.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of breaks my heart. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big Dick Black. And by the way, I think I'll have to check this. I think in the credits they, they credit the character as being named Dick Black. B, L, A, Q, U, E. Nice. I think. Okay, let me check that. I, I'm not sure, but I remember seeing that at some point. So anyway, we'll move on. A little salute to Big Dick Black. We'll have more history. More history coming up now. You want to give me a sports preview?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. We've got the Southport, England. The British Open is underway and a big time surprise. Your leader after the first round. LeBron has not. Still not made up his mind. If you don't remember history, you're doomed to repeat it. I'm not sure where he's going to take his talents this time, but we're going to keep an Eye on LeBron,

[Bob Kevoian]

your thoughts, Willie, you're the big NBA fan.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't know, man. It's. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what they're saying? Bam. Giannis now and LeBron in Miami.

[Willie Griswold]

That could be fun. I don't. I don't think I care. My. My whole life, LeBron has been taking the Pacers out in the east in the playoffs. We're finally going to be good again. If he comes back to the East, I will not like that. But, yeah, he's going to have a little, you know, retirement tour.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would. For nostalgic sake, would he go back to Cleveland?

[Tom Griswold]

That makes the most sense to me. But I'm from Ohio, too, so I don't. I don't know.

[Willie Griswold]

I think Cleveland makes a lot of sense. Yeah, he would make a lot of people very happy.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a damn fine team right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does he still have a house there?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure he does. An Akron or whatever. Yeah, but he does. All right, what else was I saying before you interrupted me?

[Bob Kevoian]

I was trying to get something interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

The Major League Baseball game between the Mets and the Phillies Thursday in Philadelphia moved up because.

[Bob Kevoian]

Smoke.

[Tom Griswold]

Smoky skies. That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see Smokey, Smokey, yesterday we mentioned the Mackinac Bridge, which is a. The incredibly beautiful bridge that goes up to the. Up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it was. It looked like San Francisco. It looked like it was foggy. They had to slow down the speed limit, so it was so much of that smoke. And then. Did you see any of the pictures of LaGuardia? There was a thing on the news last night. They show a plane landing and you can't see anything. And the. The New York skyline is just. Just amazing. And it's. I. I guess they were saying outside of Cleveland, Ohio, it's. It. You walk around, it smells like you could smell someone's got a fire going.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So a lot of. A lot of smoke.

[Tom Griswold]

The World cup final this Sunday, 3 o' clock Eastern Daylight Time from Jets Giant Stadium in the Meadowlands halftime show has been announced. We'll talk about it. And a soccer fan who got a tattoo. I have a question, and I say keep that tattoo no matter what. It was for England winning. So, you know, that didn't happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

But if you're a fan, you're a fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they in the soup during the Super Bowl? They. The halftime is longer. Right. And there have been some. There have been some complaints about that, actually. But that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Players have often said it's like two different games. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is the halftime in the final game of the World Cup. The traditional time, or are they expanding it so they can.

[Tom Griswold]

No idea. But I would. That would make sense.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do understand that when they. They added those breaks for this tournament, the hydration breaks. Yeah. That. It. It netted something like $700 million in commercial revenue.

[Tom Griswold]

So FIFA likes money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good idea. Makes. Makes sense to me now. We'll get to that and some other delights, including your mail. You can get a hold of us, Bob and tomobandtom.com Right now, everybody's talking about weight loss. The physicians at Brickhouse Nutrition have got something interesting going. It's called Lean. It's not an injectable. It is a weight loss supplement. Lean L E A N. It's been shown to have remarkable results, actually. It's designed to burn fat by converting it into energy. By lowering your blood sugar. It'll curb your appetite, curb your cravings so you're not as hungry. And it's not, by the way, for those that want to lose a pound or two, Lean is designed for those that want to lose 10 pounds or more. You can get started with 20% off and free rush shipping by going to takelean.com, enter the code Tom for the discount. Once again, it's takelean.com and Lean was created by physicians for frustrated dieters. Once again, those that want to lose 10 pounds or more, lean is a supplement, not something you have to inject. Of course, weight loss results are going to vary. These products and statements haven't been evaluated by the fda. Lean is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or any condition. Get the details, see if this is for you. Take lean.com, get that 20% discount. Use my name as the code word. Couple of updates. I got an update on that great story we had about the dog. Remember the Labrador?

[Tom Griswold]

The black lab that was found something on a trail somewhere, apparently ate the marijuana.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a little bit of an update on that. I wanted to check and see how that doggy was doing. So we'll. We'll cover that this morning. Also, we have. It is a national day. It's National Tattoo Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Tattoos are filthy and the people who get them are ne' er do wells.

[Bob Kevoian]

And let's see, in this room we have two and a half. Tattoo or tours. Willie, Chick and then Ms. Hooker, you are taking yours off. I understand.

[Jess Hooker]

I am, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. So that's all to be. Josh, you don't have a tattoo, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, there we go. Two and a half tattooers. And we also have, I tell you

[Tom Griswold]

this, the last one I got, which was a band around my upper arm, hurt so bad. It's going to be a while before really it.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Willie Griswold]

What band?

[Tom Griswold]

The who kiss me. A band around my arm.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Bts. Big fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Big fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would be funny.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a band, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

What is the most embarrassing tattoo? We'll get Jeff Oskar in here to tell us that. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight and you got a real problem. Do not blow it.

[Ace Cosby]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've been warned.

[Tom Griswold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Wilbur Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Morning, Willie. There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Is that the most often used word for echoing? Hello?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. It's typically the first.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet it is. Hello, hello, hello. There's Ace Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey. Hello.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Willie Griswold]

Is echo itself a close second?

[Jess Hooker]

Echo.

[Ace Cosby]

Echo.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet it is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then third is penis. Penis.

[Josh Arnold]

Now batting, Manny Motor

[Tom Griswold]

on Deck, Pedro Barbone. That's for you, Reds fans. Pedro Bourbon. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, this is the segment of our program where we ask you, the listener, to write us. Email is the all around the world

[Tom Griswold]

brought to you by Hyundai. Get into the Hyundai getaway sales event and get away with the deal. So right. It almost feels wrong. Visit Hyundai USA.com for details. Thursday, Friday. Hyundai.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we started off yesterday with a letter from a woman that had a T shirt that said I can drive a stick.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

And the question was, if you see this on a woman, do you think that there's kind of a. Kind of a sexual, I don't know, little hint there? This comes to us from Kristen. She writes, I was listening to your show. I heard the email from the lady wearing the shirt that said I can drive a stick. I agree with Tom, which I find myself flabbergasted. I would read the shirt of being a female as well as being sexual,

[Josh Arnold]

even with a picture of a witch holding a broom, which is what it Was.

[Willie Griswold]

You really have to put that context in there?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it changes everything. Right, but he won't put that context.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your Honor, this evidence has not been reviewed by the defense and is therefore inadmissible.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, you know, I can understand why you didn't include that evidence because you are a liar. So you don't want to put that in there.

[Tom Griswold]

He's an expander. I lies pretty hard in my defense.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know that until I got the other piece of paper that had the picture of the shirt on.

[Jess Hooker]

She sent the picture later, so she didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

It's on. It was on the same bottom of the letter.

[Bob Kevoian]

I read from top to bottom. I don't read right to left. You comm.

[Tom Griswold]

Jump to conclusion was made for your father, Tom Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

You gotta stop calling people communists when you get caught in a lie.

[Josh Arnold]

He's right. I am a.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, we could be commie any minute, okay? So stop it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, the way things are going, you

[Willie Griswold]

don't want to be the old man that cried communists. Eventually you have to call a guy a communist.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am still pissed you that red. Red used to mean left, now it means right. How the hell does that happen?

[Tom Griswold]

It's not true.

[Josh Arnold]

Red used to mean communist. But the red and blue for Republican, Democrat, we're not related to that.

[Tom Griswold]

You thinking communists is left is an interesting look into your. No, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. Left always meant red.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Yeah, I'm right. Communist. I don't know if it went that far.

[Josh Arnold]

They're different.

[Tom Griswold]

And as I think you ever see the movie reds?

[Josh Arnold]

What am I doing that's about communists?

[Tom Griswold]

What am I doing? Why am I arguing? Yes, it is lefty.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, Kristen then writes, I'm a 44 year old female who's never grown up or grown out of the perverted stage in my life. Well, Kristen, you're our kind of people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we're glad to hear it. But Kristen, were you to see the full shirt? I don't think you'd see anything sexual about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I still think that would be kind of. That's kind of saying I'm hot now. If you.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you want to grab?

[Bob Kevoian]

It says I can handle a stick. Or whatever it says they drive a stick. Can you drive a stick, Willie?

[Willie Griswold]

No, I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a broom pun.

[Willie Griswold]

We've gone over this. But you're my. You should be the guy that knew if knows if I can drive a stick. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I think I'm gonna have to get another car.

[Willie Griswold]

Why is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because I want to. I want to have a stick.

[Tom Griswold]

That again. That is like, I don't know, nine accidents waiting to happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I. When I arrived here, I drove. I had a 280Z, five speed. One of the best cars I've ever had.

[Willie Griswold]

You should get one. Just so you put your phone down while you drive. I'm all for this. This will. This will actually keep you driving safe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think that's. You know something? I think that's true for everybody.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you're driving a stick, you have to. You're a better driver because you got to pay more attention. You got a clutch.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I drove a stick, but I never paid more attention. I was. I was.

[Jess Hooker]

Is your baby car stick?

[Bob Kevoian]

Did they make your baby car in a stick?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, they do. Can't find them. Yeah, but then that'd be.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, that'd be a good one. What did we find out?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm still trying. It's not over.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was it? 6% of cars sold now or a stick? Not very many in any event.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have something over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd rather have you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Dear Bob and Tom Show. I have kept this tag from my Recliner for over 40 years. Heard chicken chick talking about the Naga yesterday. That's right. This recliner is made of actual real life Naugahide. That is the naugahide animal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes, that.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Lazy Boy made that. Almost famous.

[Bob Kevoian]

The knog hide animal. Looks like kind of a fat kitty

[Tom Griswold]

cat with weird teeth and red eyes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And didn't it have a voice, man?

[Tom Griswold]

It would have to. Yeah, I would think so. That was the advertising. Lots of cartoons back then.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Naugahide is fake leather, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it still out there?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I'm sure they call it something like PLU leather or something like that.

[Jess Hooker]

They call it vegan leather.

[Tom Griswold]

Vegan leather. That's another one.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. What they call fake leather. Vegan leather.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And charge you just as much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, is this. So if someone doesn't want to have animal products in their automobile.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

I did not know that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Well, that's. That's handy.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Tom. I don't know if you remember me, but about 15 years ago, I worked in Schoolcraft, Michigan. I waitressed at a small restaurant that serves some of the best liver and onions in the area. I remember serving you and Bob on more than a few occasions while working there. I remember you both coming in your significant others. And you'd Always order the liver and onions with your onions cooked extra crispy or something like that. I can't remember exactly. I remember having a great experience serving you both. Even though I knew nothing about you or the show at the time, my boss assured me you guys were big deals and told me to make sure you had a great experience. I guess I did because I was your server every time. Now it's crazy to think 15 years later I listen to your show every morning and reminisce about the times I got to serve you both liver and crispy onions. But I'm curious, do you remember, Tom, the name of the restaurant?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give you a hint. It was named after the owner's dogs. This is Cassandra.

[Bob Kevoian]

Help me. What's the answer?

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't say. What do you think of that? Cassandra, send us the name of the.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope the dogs didn't have those traditional dog names. Welcome to Fido's. Right here it spots.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought this was going a lot different directions.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I thought this was Miller Light and Grapes.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They've got a picture of a 32 year old man,

[Tom Griswold]

Chick Jr. And look at his eyes. You know what Warren Zevon said? I took a waitress home like I always do. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have two friends that got to meet one of their children when the child was 18.

[Jess Hooker]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. You know one of them?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gotta be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'll tell you off the. Okay, that's an afternoon. That's a weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Now this is a letter from a frequent writer, good friend of the show from Piedmont, South Carolina. Pat Lennon writes where airlines were invented. You suggested Tom to clean dog hair from your car. Take a leaf blower, you open all the doors.

[Willie Griswold]

That's what you're doing nowadays.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, among other things, he's brought that

[Tom Griswold]

technology into the studio. He has canned air that he does every morning. He'll. I'm not sure if he has it over there right now, but he'll blow it all over his work area. Blowing dust all over our studio.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean that's it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And throws just in the air and we're coughing.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta.

[Bob Kevoian]

You gotta make sure that there's a nice breeze. And then you open the car, you blow everything up. But also then you take one of these babies.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lint roller.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you got there? A lint roller?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't have the brush. The brush that you use on your interior to get all of the.

[Josh Arnold]

And those videos are convincing, aren't they?

[Jess Hooker]

It works. I have one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Well, that may be what this letter is about.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a brush with arrows on the brush to tell you which direction to go to take out the lint. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He goes. The leaf blower works. I've had problems with dog hair sticking to the carpet. I go over it with a vacuum cleaner, but it just moves the hairs around. It's like Velcro. It's stuck there. Now, have you seen the work gloves that have rubber on the palms?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get three pairs for five bucks. You brush the hairs with the rubber, it loosens it and you can vacuum it easily. I have a cold retriever and a springer spaniel I can attest you with. It works.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but why would you ever try to change Tom's mind on how to do it?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I. No, I don't know. What is he talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

These gloves, I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't have the rubber. They look like dishwashing gloves, but they have little bristles on them that are rubber.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got to get these.

[Jess Hooker]

But I don't have the gloves. I just have the brush. It's a really long brush like this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because I have two white dogs.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I have a white dog too.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I got in my car all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't you just blow a hose through the interior of yours? Because there's holes in the.

[Jess Hooker]

There is, but it's just for draining water. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

An obscure request. I'm not sure I can find it. It's for a Pinkerton Bowden song that has the line Ain't no woman like a one eyed goat.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll do my best.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song. Ain't no woman like the one I got and I can't remember who did it but oh, but I forget that Pinkerton ain't the woman like a one eyed goat is not necessarily flying bestiality. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not just blind. Okay, okay, very good. Back to.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you got? Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is Tom Speak. My name is Missy. I live in West Virginia.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Missy.

[Tom Griswold]

Almost heaven. I've been listening to you guys since 1999. Wow. In 2001 I was a single parent of an amazing four year old boy. We were going to Captain D's, kind of a Long John Silver's place. Sure. On the way in, I asked him what he wanted and he said yes, I know what I want and I'm going to order it. We Go up to the counter. The cashier is waiting. She asked for our order, and with all the enthusiasm of a very confident four year old, he says, I'd like dog biscuits.

[Josh Arnold]

I know what he means.

[Tom Griswold]

The cashier looks surprised. And of course, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. I finally squeak out he means hush puppies. He's 29 now and will never live this down. P.S. the other day, I couldn't think of the word pants. I called them leg sleeves. Thanks a lot, Missy. In West Virginia.

[Jess Hooker]

That's good.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you guys Hush Puppy fans?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, gosh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Hush Puppies. I love the bits of breading at the bottom of the. You can get those, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Long John Silver's. Yeah, you can order just the.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say cracked. Yeah, it's crunchies or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, show. This is for Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like you, I am an avid baker. Right. John, knowing Christie's profound dislike of mayonnaise, I suggest you do the following. Make a chocolate cake with fudge cream and Miracle Whip frosting.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we did that.

[Bob Kevoian]

You. But you didn't use. You use regular mayonnaise, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, I. Yeah, I used regular mayonnaise. Yeah, I used Hellman's.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you. And you put it in the actual cake mix. Yeah, Correct. Not the frosting.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, not the frosting.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it was wonderful.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So what are you substituting in a recipe when you put mayonnaise in? It is.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, that's your eggs and your oil. That's what. That's all mayonnaise is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can make your own mayonnaise.

[Bob Kevoian]

But her point is, since Christie's not here, I'm reading.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't tell Christy you've done that. Have her try the cake, see what she says, then tell her it's mayonnaise.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I'm on a good side. I'm not. We're not gonna. We're not gonna test.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not like she's allergic to him. She's gonna. Not like she's gonna go into on air seizures because, hey, we dosed your cake.

[Tom Griswold]

You obviously have never upset her in a serious way.

[Jess Hooker]

We're not even gonna test it. We're not gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just move along.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, how about this? How about you make one of these mayonnaise infused chocolate cakes for me and Josh?

[Jess Hooker]

I could. That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'd like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Listeners don't believe us when we say Christie is the hallway bully. When these mics go off, she pushes us around and treats us.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. I happen to be. I sit closest to the door and I get up to go out. Sometimes she elbows me out of the way.

[Josh Arnold]

I've seen it.

[Tom Griswold]

Get to the. Get to the hallway. She's awful.

[Josh Arnold]

She trips people.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Yesterday, July 16, 1945. The sun rose twice that day, my friends. 5, 30, 45 seconds. Trinity Test is successful. Atomic test. That's Alamogordo, New Mexico, Mountain time, Eastern Daylight Time.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was eastern daylight time.

[Tom Griswold]

5:39 mountain time. So it would be 7:39,45 our time.

[Willie Griswold]

I wonder if you saw it from Arizona. What time zone were they on? Because they don't even celebrate daylight.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, dear God, I forgot about that.

[Tom Griswold]

My name's Christian. I listen in Atlanta. Hello everyone. The story for Chick regarding the Trinity test. My father in law and Tom's going to love this story. And I'm waiting. He was born in Midland, Texas, late in the morning of July 16, 1945. His father, B17 pilot who completed 16 bombing runs over Germany on D day and the weeks after, was stationed in Alamogordo in what is now known as Holloman Air Force base to train B17 pilots. Around 3am their time, I guess so Mountain time, he received a call that his wife was going into labor in Midland. He hopped on his motorcycle, much like Top Gun, and headed east. About two and a half hours later, near Carlsbad, New Mexico, he saw a bright white light and felt the ground shake.

[Josh Arnold]

Crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

He stopped, shook his head, wondered what those boys were up to, and continued on his journey.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Kristen in Atlanta.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That was the first detonation of an atomic bomb in 1945 on that yesterday's date. And it was the fat boy, right? Yes, that was the one that was dropped on Nagasaki. If not the same type.

[Tom Griswold]

Little, Little man went to Hiroshima. Hiroshima.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I read the Oppenheimer book, Little Boy, which is amazing. He was in. They kind of in that movie. They sort of get a lot of it right. Chainsmoker, obviously. Super brilliant sailor and an expert horseman. Okay, but. And he. One of his favorite things to do was he would like to get his guests drunk and he would famously make all these weird cocktails.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you imagine going to the smartest guy in the house and he's whipping you up a margarita.

[Jess Hooker]

That's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is from ax. We had that email a couple of minutes ago about you and Bob being at a restaurant.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

In school. Craft, Michigan. You got liver and onions. The. The waitress sent us an email. The name of the restaurant, Schnauzers you remember that? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And do you think it's possible that two guys went in there and said they were Bob and Tom?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I mean, this many times.

[Willie Griswold]

15 years. 15 years is not correct.

[Tom Griswold]

It might be. Yeah. It would have to be longer than that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't remember the last time we went up there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do love liver and onions.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I do, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm a huge liver guy. I'm with you, Josh. You're into the liver, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chicken or beef?

[Jeff Oskay]

Both.

[Josh Arnold]

I like both. If I'm making it at home, it's beef.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I could eat a river, a liver and an ocean of fish.

[Josh Arnold]

And actually, I get calf.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I have lamb at home.

[Josh Arnold]

Lamb liver.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

How's that?

[Jess Hooker]

So good, cooked, rare. Perfect.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a second. I don't think I've ever tried that.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, you'll like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have electricity here. I think you could whip some of that up for us.

[Tom Griswold]

So much for iron, poor blood.

[Josh Arnold]

You soak it in milk first.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

They say. Because we like the liver flavor, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you want it a little more mild, they say go ahead and soak it in milk for a little bit, and then.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. I did not know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Liver Willie.

[Willie Griswold]

No, but growing up, you would have it around the house.

[Bob Kevoian]

It stinks up the house.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it does have a very weird mouth feel.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

I think I would like it now, but I think when I was a kid, it was so gross. And you kind of made a show out of liking it, and I think we made a show out of not liking it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Maybe I could get into it now.

[Jess Hooker]

What about chicken gizzards?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't get.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, they're.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. There's no health benefit, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

My dogs get those.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. They love them. Yeah, they're very tasty.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that chicken egg?

[Bob Kevoian]

You like A chicken egg.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel on her neck like a cow.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll be out in the backyard whittling. I'll grab me a yard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Teeth nice and wide.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who These guys are. Coming up. We have news from the world of. Of anthropoid apes? No, no. Of. Of monkeys. Sorry. We have emus in the news.

[Willie Griswold]

Monkey business.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got monkey business.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a monkey move.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got a great monkey story.

[Willie Griswold]

I found monkey business. Actually pretty serious business.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

People are smuggling those things. Monkey business. Not always funny, you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Willie Griswold]

They're very dangerous monkeys. Monkey business.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a happy monkey business.

[Tom Griswold]

Means face is getting torn off. Doesn't It.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's chimp.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Same with horsing around. That could be very serious.

[Tom Griswold]

He kicked in the balls by a horse. Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see. Where was he? A world record coming up in the world of basketball.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone's talking.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we got for the ladies. I'm gonna mansplain some menstrual news.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, good. I can't wait.

[Tom Griswold]

On behalf of everyone, we cannot wait.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. It is a period piece. Okay. Right now.

[Tom Griswold]

But you've gone in and done. You've done the walk, though, haven't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

You've gone into the pharmacy or the grocery store. Are you getting supplies?

[Jess Hooker]

Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have purchased tampons in the Bahamas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

At a.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, At a store.

[Tom Griswold]

Where. Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Is there anyone in this room that wouldn't do it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I would. I have no problem doing it. There's zero embarrassment check.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

As a matter of fact, I would do it. Walk up to the cashier and slap it down on the counter. And I go, what do you think of that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I look at her and go, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a hero.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The problem was in the Bahamas. Let's just say they didn't have the. The variety. Yeah. I mean, I've purchased them here in the right recent past.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I mean it. They've got more tampon types than there are salad dressings. And I think there are a hundred types of salad dressings.

[Jess Hooker]

There are a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, yeah, in the Bahamas, it was like, oh, I'd like the bale. Oh, cotton.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they make those in a size smaller than a tennis can?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of bleeders, I guess, in the Caribbean. Now, where was I? Oh, I know. I want to talk about money. Money, money, money, money more than anything. Maybe you're having some debt issues right now. Credit cards, everything's really expensive. We know, we know. Shut up. I don't want to hear about how much money I owe, but if you'd like to. Yeah, it's. It's serious out there right now. I put gas in my car yesterday. You know that some of the gas places then they cut off when you hit a hundred bucks?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, Just.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's unbelievable. So if you've got some issues, maybe you'd like to grab some of the value of the home you live in. If you live there for a few years, it's probably worth a lot more than it was when you first bought it. So this is why refinancing might be able to help you out because you can take some of that equity in the form of cash, do with it what you want. Now, the truth is, if you're just making minimum payments on those credit card things, you're paying huge interest. So maybe it's time to refi. That's what they do at American Financing. This is their specialty. Right now, their average client with a refi is saving about 800 bucks a month. And they're using that equity to do, among other things, break free from the huge credit card debt. So it depends on your situation. Of course, if you've owned your house for 10 years or more, it's probably doubled in value. And you can take advantage of that without selling it. Check in with the folks at American financing. Go to americanfinancing.net add a slash. Bob and Tom, if you please. It'll let them know that we told you about it and American Financing. There's no upfront fee, no pressure. They have salaried consultants that can walk you through this. They say they can walk you through it in about 10 minutes. They've got a very handy website that'll show you what you need. Or you can call them 866-889-2611. I recommend the website American Financing.net BobandTom Easy to remember. American Financing.net NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumeraccess.org Average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Ace Cosby]

Want to share? Our email is BobandTomobandTom.com

[Tom Griswold]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Josh. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Tom Griswold]

Howdy do. And I am chick or Wilbur McGee. Whatever. And by the way, Wilbur Mc McGee is available in a certain underscore fashion on Instagram and X. I might. I might start. I might take a look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's your dad's name and my grandfather's name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Wilbur and Wilbur Jr. Wilbur, Wilbur Jr.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have been Will. Well, no, my grandfather was Wilbur Charles. That answers some questions. And then dad was Wilbur Eugene.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Call my grandfather wizard.

[Jess Hooker]

What is this? Find your roots.

[Willie Griswold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And another thing, I'm. I'm related to Estes Kefauver.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's a name you don't Hear much?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope. The one that popped little by head.

[Bob Kevoian]

Little baby Estes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where was I? I just lost my place in life. I don't know what I'm doing, why I'm sitting here now. Although I think the name Wilbur Jr. Would be a cool name for a band.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's not that.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Wilbur Jr. I could see them opening for the Strokes.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Now, speaking of Wilbur's. That's one of Willie's nicknames. And you're doing a special show with Jeff Oskay coming up in Nashville, Indiana, at the Story Inn Saturday night. And I bring it up because by all accounts, the Story Inn is haunted.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have a letter about that?

[Jess Hooker]

I do. I have a letter from Indiana Jimmy. Does he write in often? Is this a friend of ours?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

First time I've heard about Indiana Jimmy.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. He says that he has stayed at the Story and it's a beautiful place and he'll never hesitate to return. But one of the three experiences that he's had there was a little scary. And. Let's see. So he was staying in the story end, and as they were going to sleep, it sounded like people were ballroom dancing upstairs. Oh. The next morning, they go to breakfast. They're talking to the owner and said, hey, our. Our upstairs neighbors were pretty. No. Or pretty noisy. And she said, actually, you. There was no one staying upstairs.

[Josh Arnold]

We haven't had someone upstairs in decades.

[Jess Hooker]

Mike Mark and his wife Michelle went and stayed at the Story in and had the exact same experience where it sounded like people were walking upstairs the entire time and there was no one upstairs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I hate this. You know what? I think I'm safe. I do think I'm safe, because I have. I've taken mushrooms at the store. Yeah. And nothing scary happened, really. And I think that is the ultimate test of fai.

[Jess Hooker]

That's. That's fair.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes. I'm not gonna do that this time, by the way. We have a good show we have to do. Yeah, it's. I. I think I'm. I just don't like ghosts. And you guys are trying to scare me. I freak me out.

[Bob Kevoian]

People have the wrong idea. They're happy ghosts. They're dancing ghosts.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. That's kind of cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not to tear off your head.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think the movies are what made ghosts scary.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They gave ghosts a bad name.

[Bob Kevoian]

The creepy music.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give them to the Haunted Mansion at Disney World. No, that's great.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not into ghosts. I. I had a ghost experience as a kid and it. And it freaked me out for life.

[Josh Arnold]

The haunted mansion is more cute.

[Jess Hooker]

I hope so.

[Ace Cosby]

Cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you get. Toward the end they go through this beautiful. You know, it's a classic old time mansion like in the movies. And remember then they're dancing ghosts. But the best part is we'll spoil it if I tell her what they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a very prominent cross dresser in Disney Mansion?

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a spot where you're in. You're in this car and all of a sudden. And it's pretty dark.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The car flips to the side and

[Tom Griswold]

you look at a mirror.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see yourself in a mirror and there's a ghost sitting between you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that was.

[Josh Arnold]

That's cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's great.

[Josh Arnold]

And the narrator is like make sure you don't take any visitors home with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do it every time. I'm a semi grown adult. I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a fun ride.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I'm planning my Disney trip for the fall right now.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

As a matter of fact, don't know

[Tom Griswold]

why we can't do a couple shows down there.

[Josh Arnold]

Making sense, but.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Kiss my ass.

[Josh Arnold]

What do I mean? Yeah, I guess we'll just go crap in our hats.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, he gave us the high hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fork over 80 grand for this rounds of the trip.

[Ace Cosby]

I'll be happy.

[Tom Griswold]

I have to move some things around.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mention their. Mention their name.

[Josh Arnold]

Four or five days.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom. I was visiting my 96 year old dad. Oh, that's great. He was a huge music and comedy fan. I was out for a dry feeling kind of nostalgic. Knowing my time with him was limited. I put.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you chuckling about?

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you read that part of the letter?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, that's kind of a bummer.

[Tom Griswold]

It is kind of a bummer. Well, I like to limit. Yes, I would like to hear it without that sentence.

[Bob Kevoian]

I put Spike Jones into Pandora in my car. What does that mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Similar to a Spotify.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a listening Pandora. Spotify.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is one of those things. This is like an algorithm.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That searches.

[Willie Griswold]

It'll create a genre around that idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. After a few songs, the famous song Der Fuhrer's Face came on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The next song was but the Bob and Tom Band and Camel Toe and then the Curly Shuffle.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's from Gary and Cedar Rapids.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because I love the song the Curly Shovel.

[Willie Griswold]

Are you familiar with that Willie you know what? I am. And I'm not sure if I'm proud of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh, if you're not, then you need to leave. It's one of the finer one hit wonders of the 80s.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then, then, and then Gary from Cedar Rapids is kind enough to write. P.S. i'm apologizing right now for mentioning this because I know it'll ruin everyone's day. Except for Tom Tom. After the curly Shuffle, they played Hungarian Goulash by Alan Sherman. Again, I apologize to everyone for mentioning it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love Alan Sherman. This is the season. Hello, Mata. Hello, Fata.

[Tom Griswold]

If there was ever an example of perfect timing and popular culture, it would be Alan Sherman. He would not have been popular at any other time in the history of the world than when he was, I think. I mean, there was. I can't tell you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there anybody like that? Is there anybody like that? And I mean, the Weird Al peaked in the early 80s.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't peak in the early 80s. I think he peaked with even worse. What was that his bad. Oh yeah, the album bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'd be, oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember, I'm fat. Or what was it? Was that fat for bad?

[Josh Arnold]

He's continued to stay relevant.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but I mean, but Alan Sherman has. Are there any. What's the last time a really silly song went to number one on the Billboard chart?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, probably that Minecraft thing that. That Chicken Baby shark.

[Willie Griswold]

Chicken Jockey.

[Tom Griswold]

What about was CeeLo the Fu Song? Was that considered?

[Willie Griswold]

But that was.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not kind of a hello Mudda. Hello Fada.

[Willie Griswold]

It's novelty. Ish.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't act like hello.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, the CeeLo song gets played. Yeah, well, hello just doesn't get the airtime.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's because you want to guess the percentage of our. That's because the less left wing commies that run the well.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry, some of them are against Alan Sherman.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he was on a list. He was in front of Joe McCarthy. Damn right he was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me something, Mr. Sherman, what am I holding in my hand?

[Bob Kevoian]

And I still contend the band Leonard Skynyrd is named after that. That line in that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope. You remember four documentaries about and they all say it's the gym team. Leonard Skinner.

[Bob Kevoian]

My source on that is Tim Wilson. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Tim, but he's bro now see what you make.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Ace Cosby]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. BobandTom.com

[Bob Kevoian]

starting at 9999.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Willie Griswold. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. What's going on over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

For your dining and dancing pleasure.

[Ace Cosby]

You've got.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you got for us?

[Tom Griswold]

You've got half the room ready to dive at you if you play a certain thing, I'll tell you that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you familiar with the 1876 opera La Giacond?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I've got all the T shirts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's a dance of the hours from that great opera that's right off the top was. Well, that it was actually Adapted in the 1960s in the United States of America into this contemporary classic. Recognize this music?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you know, if this is playing

[Tom Griswold]

here, what's playing in hell?

[Bob Kevoian]

This was famously used in. What's a Fantasia? Did you ever see that Disney thing? And the whole deal was they re released it in the 60s and everything was supposed to get high and the bad marijuana.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boring.

[Tom Griswold]

This is boring.

[Willie Griswold]

You were just mad because no one invited you to the Fantasia party.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. That as you could. You'll remember the music. And then it was adapted by Mr. Alan Sherman and company. Here we go, mister. So you think.

[Tom Griswold]

You think it's just as crusty would say. This was funny for about five seconds. Hello, Mara. Hello, father.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here I am at Camp Granada.

[Jess Hooker]

Remember this? Yeah, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very entertaining. And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, it's just.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the.

[Bob Kevoian]

The greatest camp.

[Josh Arnold]

When I was a kid, dude, I loved.

[Jess Hooker]

I did too. My mom would sing, it would show.

[Josh Arnold]

Because we listen to oldies in the car all the time is what my parents had on. And this would come on and I, I was overjoyed as a child.

[Bob Kevoian]

And let's say a special hello to all those great camp counselors out there now.

[Tom Griswold]

We're full grown people.

[Josh Arnold]

There's so many.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love all those camps out there. Get the kids away from cell phone, no screens, having a great time.

[Willie Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

My girls have been to a bunch of different.

[Josh Arnold]

Have the weirdest camp fetish.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so odd. It is odd.

[Josh Arnold]

People like camp and I get it. But the way you guys just both

[Tom Griswold]

of you, you've somehow passed it on.

[Josh Arnold]

Your poor son.

[Willie Griswold]

Can I Say All I said was sure. By the way, I just agree.

[Josh Arnold]

You wanted to say more.

[Tom Griswold]

No sense. I sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of sensing. I liked camp.

[Willie Griswold]

Camp was how I could get away from him. I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you talking about?

[Willie Griswold]

It's a vehicle for a kid out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

My 10 year old went to a.

[Willie Griswold]

Do some archery. Get away from your crazy old man.

[Bob Kevoian]

My 10 year old went to. Went to a different camp last week. It was a sports camp she went to and it was held at a nearby large university. Yeah, she got to live in a dorm with a friend of hers. They're both 10.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, that must have been exhausted.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they've been there for like.

[Willie Griswold]

Did she burn it down?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was the greatest. So was so funny because she'd been there for about three hours.

[Josh Arnold]

She was on a balcony yelling nerds.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was waving a Palestinian flag. She's getting into the whole college thing.

[Josh Arnold]

She wants to go to Columbia like you do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm trying. So she said no. I call her. She's on her whatever it is, iPad thing, doing. Doing a visual FaceTime call, whatever it is. And she's got the thing. So I can see she's kind of giving me a tour of the. Of her dorm room. Yeah. And she's. She's already ecstatic.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because they've got their own. They've got their own room. They're 10.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two 10 year olds.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it all sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a lacrosse thing. But so anyway, so that she's walking around showing me stuff and then I said, could you show me the floor? Because all I'm seeing. Oh, here's the window.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, and here's the, the paintings.

[Josh Arnold]

Just beer cans.

[Tom Griswold]

But she's been there, Josh.

[Willie Griswold]

She's not 10. She's not gonna drink for one more year.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's been there two or three hours. And of course, her entire suitcase looks like a bomb has exploded everything all over the floor.

[Jess Hooker]

That's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a blast, though. Now, when you were a kid, I'll ask you this. Did you ever get to stay in a hotel when you were a kid?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And it was always just unbelievably exciting.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I think this. I'd like to find out if this is a worldwide thing, whatever culture, you get into a hotel room when you're a kid, you get on the bed and jump up and down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I do it to this day just

[Josh Arnold]

for just being careful of the ceiling fans. If there are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

But if you get a chance. Hello, Mutter. Hello, Father. Give It a go. Give it a listen. It's fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Now.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry. Do we have any more letters over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Chick, I am fresh out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I got a. I got a pretty good one here.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had a news story a couple days ago. I want to say $50.1 million was the sale price for a T. Rex and it was purchased by an anonymous buyer. I'm speculating. I think it was Jeff Bezos. I think he's gonna put the T. Rex in the lobby of his boat. I hope whoever bought it puts it somewhere where kids and we all can see it.

[Willie Griswold]

That'd be cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

But this is a nice letter. Elizabeth writes, heard you guys talking about the T. Rex known as Gus. Gus is named after Gus Licking. That's his name. His real name. He was the landowner where the dinosaur was found.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

He passed away before it was completely excavated, but he got to see them, find some of the early bones. There's a great video on YouTube about Gus. In general, most dinosaurs are named after the people who find the fossils or who own the land where it's found. Stan was another T. Rex found in northwestern South Dakota. Sue, the T. Rex was found about 100 miles from here and now resides in the Field Museum in Chicago.

[Josh Arnold]

I was going to say Sue, One of the more famous.

[Willie Griswold]

Sue used to be in the Children's Museum in Indianapolis. Growing up, I love Sue.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's. I mean, that's great that they put them where you can see them. When I was. When I was a kid, my favorite thing was going to the museum where they had a brontosaurus bones and brontosaurus. My favorite dinosaur. Now they've renamed it something again. This is the.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have a favorite dinosaur. Do you have a favorite?

[Bob Kevoian]

The left wing of our country, renaming

[Josh Arnold]

everything, it certainly wouldn't be the brontosaurus I like. You know, there are. It was a thrill seeing them in Jurassic park, but if I'm going favorite dinosaur, I'm going something ferocious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the brontosaurus was cool. And then on the Flintstones where they just. They slide down and I did like that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think the brontosaurus was always portrayed as the friendliest of dinosaurs.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of park, did you see Sam Neill Died? That's a bummer.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, dude. He's. He's. I've always admired him, his work a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

He's wonder.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very understated in a lot of really good independence.

[Tom Griswold]

He was in Peaky Blinders.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great, great actor now. Well, since we're doing obituaries and great actors. Once again, Hal Williams has passed away. Those of you not familiar with him, and you're probably not, I'll play. Oh, he incredibly famous.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he no hole.

[Tom Griswold]

No,

[Josh Arnold]

he was a good actor, but not incredibly.

[Tom Griswold]

I guarantee you the word margins is in his obituary.

[Bob Kevoian]

How dare you. He was. Wasn't Private Benjamin one of the biggest movies of the year.

[Tom Griswold]

40 years old, but it was mostly about Goldie Hawn, you know, and the poster and her crying God.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was Harley Foster in the Waltons. He was.

[Josh Arnold]

No one remembers that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sanford and Son. He was Smitty Smith. I bet I could.

[Tom Griswold]

When he was in the Waltons he had a lot of friends.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no kidding. Were there a lot of rifles pointed at him?

[Tom Griswold]

Did Earl Hamner or whatever the hell that kid's name is.

[Josh Arnold]

Did people often say, what do we have here?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, so, Ms. Hooker, welcome to the Waltons. Excuse me, I'll talk to someone who's sane in the room. Ms. Hooker, can you hum the theme to Sanford and Son?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh,

[Bob Kevoian]

I rest my case. I rest my case. Sanford and Son, great show.

[Jess Hooker]

But I don't know who you're talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was the cop, the black cop. There was the dumb white cop and him. And they'd go and they tried to explain to Mr. Sanford, I'm so sorry, but no, I do not know.

[Jess Hooker]

That man was.

[Tom Griswold]

You big dummy.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was also in the movie hardcore.

[Josh Arnold]

227. He was the five.

[Jess Hooker]

That's how I know him.

[Bob Kevoian]

The point is. The point is fine actor died at the age of 91. So I sad to see him go, but he. And it wasn't it though.

[Josh Arnold]

What are we gonna do?

[Bob Kevoian]

One of my favorite movies and he's in the movie Hardcore where he's going

[Tom Griswold]

to audition after shut down production. The lights on Broadway. How Williams died.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll play this one more time because they're not going to play this like on ABC News tonight. Well, I hope when they do their tribute to Hal Williams, they're not going to play his portrayal of Dick Black.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what, if they do a tribute tonight on any of abc, CBS or NBC, that's all I'm allowing. It's Hal Williams. They even mention it. I will give you $50.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was on ABC last night.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't believe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it was. David Mir wasn't there? It was some.

[Willie Griswold]

You were watching later classic movies last night.

[Tom Griswold]

God knows what you were watching. I thought it was abc.

[Bob Kevoian]

The great, great actor Hal Williams, who. I'm the only one who has any Respect for died at the age of 91. And he's portraying Dick Black. Auditioning. George C. Scott's trying to find his daughter, so he's holding fake auditions for pornographic actors.

[Josh Arnold]

If you don't want to hear this, you've got time to get your oil change.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here it comes. This is.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the definition of hell?

[Josh Arnold]

Wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Repetition.

[Willie Griswold]

More context.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Dick Black. You're doing a porno movie, right? Then I'm the man for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Uhhuh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm glad to meet you, Mr. Black, but I'm afraid you're not exactly the type we're looking for.

[Josh Arnold]

You mean because I'm Black?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Just not the type. What do you mean not the type? Man, don't you know who I am? I'm Big Dick Black. I've done more porno movies than you ever saw. I work with Harry Reams, Johnny Y.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not the type.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a woman's dream.

[Tom Griswold]

Here it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, Mr. Black. I'm sure you're very good at the moment. I just don't have anything for you. Something comes up, I'll be happy to

[Ace Cosby]

give you a call.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew this was a scam. This is bull. George C. Scott is wearing a hilarious wig and mustache.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes, he is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Now don't be fooled. That movie is dark as anything.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, you don't want to watch

[Tom Griswold]

that if you're not ready to cry for about a half hour.

[Bob Kevoian]

And George C. Scott's, obviously is such a great actor in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wow. He's a. I think this is pretty good in everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Top five films.

[Bob Kevoian]

Theme song.

[Josh Arnold]

You think of all time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Quincy Jones, right?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is awesome. And I. This was a great.

[Tom Griswold]

I like this part, the funky part.

[Josh Arnold]

It really does break down.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The bottom drops out

[Tom Griswold]

and more cowbell. The funniest thing ever spoken in history of the world. More cowbell.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, man, I love Will Ferrell.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut up.

[Willie Griswold]

I can't get enough of that will ferrell, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

11. 11.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Thank you very much. What's coming up in sports?

[Tom Griswold]

The bottom chest. From Southport, England, we've got the. The British Open. LeBron James still don't know where he's going to play. He might just go home and sit on the couch for the next season. Who knows? We got smoke. Interrupting sporting events up in the area where the air quality is not great. And the World cup final halftime show has been announced.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gigantic swath of the United States.

[Tom Griswold]

The artists for the World cup final

[Bob Kevoian]

Sunday in New Jersey and The halftime show for the Sunday finals is a lot longer than it normally would be.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot longer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. So you may get some.

[Tom Griswold]

Would have to be some good artists.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Couple people we know or Justin Bieber, Madonna, Shakira, bts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I didn't mean for.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I was just asking you.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I'm sorry. We're all confused. What are you doing?

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just.

[Tom Griswold]

Madonna, Shakira, bts, Burno Boy, Gustavo Dudamel.

[Josh Arnold]

I was helping build the teaser.

[Bob Kevoian]

So don't give away the Justin Bieber.

[Tom Griswold]

Justin Bieber. He's trained a monkey to sing for him. It's amazing. There's gonna be some sleight of hand, some close up magic. Is this your card?

[Bob Kevoian]

That'll be Sunday. Things that rhyme with Sunday. How about Hyundai? Get into the Hyundai getaway sales event. Why do they call it that? Because you can get away with a great deal on a great vehicle. That would include, by the way, the most popular SUVs, like the Hyundai Santa Fe and the great Santa Fe hybrid, the Tucson or the Tucson hybrid. Christy Lee loves her hybrid. She says she gets about 35 miles per gallon. There's also the Elantra. They call it bold and stylish. It's got the latest technology. Speaking of technology, you can go all electric with the Ionic 5 or the Ioniq 9. How do you find out about them? Well, you could visit HyundaiUSA.com or just go down to your local Hyundai dealer, check one out, get in there, drive it around, see how. See what you think. That's the best way to do this because you're going to get away with a great deal. The Hyundai getaway sales event coming up. We've got all kinds of cool stuff. I don't think we have any more obituaries.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to give you a hint.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're going to. We do.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got more.

[Tom Griswold]

Going to give you a hint about sports. The Buffalo Bills have not officially done this, but a lot of people on the Internet have decided the Buffalo Bills helmet should look like this for the coming season. Do a little addition in your head.

[Josh Arnold]

I know what it'll be.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We're coming back with that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I think I know what it is. It's also National Tattoo Day. You could get that tattooed on your

[Tom Griswold]

filthy humans who have tattoos.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. I'm Chick, and it's time for Sports Tom from the NHTSA sports desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you responsible ready?

[Bob Kevoian]

I certainly am. What have you got?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently, bald eagles have built a nest in Patrick Mahomes backyard.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Somehow. And has it caught the World Wide Web www?

[Josh Arnold]

They've built an airy, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they have. And I believe we have video of Mahomes backyard. There's a majestic eagle in the backyard and just hanging out. There they are.

[Willie Griswold]

Who, who beat the Chiefs in the super bowl two years ago?

[Tom Griswold]

Eagles. Was it Eagles?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm too fat to fly.

[Willie Griswold]

That's kind of tough, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Nick Foles. I know how much. I know how much Tom loves how much Tom loves eagles.

[Jess Hooker]

I like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the thing is, a few years ago, in fact, it was during COVID I used to live about a thousand yards from here in kind of a wooded area. And we were. We were pulling out of the driveway and Kelly goes, look, there's a bald eagle. Well, you're thinking, right? And by God, there was one. And the funny thing about him is they almost look. They look so much like the guy from the Muppets. The eagle and the Muppets, Sam, they're not blue. They have. They have that really. That, that beak, that really serious look. Well, yes, but I mean, when you see them in person, it's almost comical.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know that eagles, when they get old, their beaks become almost worthless and they have to go up and tear their beaks off so a new beak can grow. Wow. Into their old age.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely not true.

[Jess Hooker]

That's not true at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Look that up.

[Bob Kevoian]

In any event, there was a eagle's nest right near here. It was on the news. It was very.

[Tom Griswold]

The older they get, the feathers become a comb over.

[Josh Arnold]

They call it a beecoplasty.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

And speaking of the AFC and the NFL, the Buffalo Bills have released their. Their latest helmet as a tribute to the gentleman at Yellowstone national park that was flipped into the air by the bison. As you can see, there's. And I'm not sure what they call the build. I'm sure he has a name. Buffalo fans could weigh in on that,

[Josh Arnold]

but God, isn't that just brilliantly humorous.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys don't know comedy. You're putting down Alan Sherman and hello Mudda. Hello Fada. Now this, this guy with his ridiculous suspenders getting heaved into the air.

[Josh Arnold]

America, the world, it's over. We know. We don't. This, this is. The bit's done.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy getting flipped in the air in Yellowstone.

[Willie Griswold]

We don't want to suck two of this. We don't want this guy to have a podcast in two weeks. Let's let this one go away.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there like a museum of the short. Short lived?

[Willie Griswold]

Like the 15?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. This show, anytime you talk, you are the museum of the short lived.

[Tom Griswold]

You are the curator.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, this morning we mentioned Fanny Fox.

[Willie Griswold]

You did, you did.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'm just saying there are these people who are famous for 10 minutes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Marty wanted me. Marty was like, that guy is probably. He probably listens to the show. He's a fan of the show. You should contact the hospital and try to get him on the show. I said, no, Marty, I'm not. I'm not contacting the hospital.

[Tom Griswold]

Marty's a homeless man who lives around.

[Josh Arnold]

Contacting a hospital is funny. Hey, would it be okay if we.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, I'm Chip McGee from the bottom show.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead, wake him up.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have a segment we call Hippa Schmippa.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell his family to get out of there so we can talk

[Ace Cosby]

now.

[Jeff Oskay]

By the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, technically, technically, they should be the buffalo. I mean, buffalo should be.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, buffalo Bisons. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Should be Bisonville.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there weren't buffalo then there in Buffalo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, western New York.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are. Those are bison, not his.

[Josh Arnold]

But historically there have been buffalo and bison in the area.

[Tom Griswold]

Area?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I need to see the article you read. Gosh darn it, it's me.

[Willie Griswold]

It's just boring guy stuff. That's what I used to do.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there's facts and then there's

[Josh Arnold]

Google right now where they're.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have John from Custer, South Dakota, weighing in.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, what's John gotta say? What's Custer, South Dakota name for when. What's the high school? The Custer losers?

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably not the arrows. Yeah, probably not. The distinction between buffalo and bison. There are cape and water buffalo, none of which are in North America or in Europe. Technically we have American bison, but they are called incorrectly buffalo. Okay, so there you go.

[Willie Griswold]

Here's a question though. If we're all incorrectly calling them buffalo, then after a certain amount of time, aren't we just correctly calling them buffalo?

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess you could make that argument.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

It's not like we talked to the buffalo and asked them what they to. To name themselves.

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't always work. Because right now I could. I could call what we're doing interesting, but. And I could continue to do that.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But that doesn't make it so.

[Tom Griswold]

That certainly doesn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you like to identify as someone who is intelligent.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

But not necessarily. I got it.

[Willie Griswold]

And we can call it interesting. Still definitely not funny by any means.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Willie Griswold]

You know, still not the goal of the show.

[Josh Arnold]

Even if we accidentally stumble into interesting. But I think comedies.

[Bob Kevoian]

There should be. There should be.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't fool yourself is what I'm.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just think at the end of the show, there should be the most obscure reference of the day.

[Willie Griswold]

You'd win every day.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I think Chick's gonna win it with his letter about Alamogordo.

[Tom Griswold]

Alamogordo, New Mexico. And the guy who got on his motorcycle for the birth of his child and saw what.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's not. That doesn't count. That's obscure.

[Willie Griswold]

That was a cool story.

[Bob Kevoian]

The event. I guess that's pretty significant for many.

[Jess Hooker]

No,

[Bob Kevoian]

never mind. I take it back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Fanny Fox or whatever has to be the most.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was far. We were talking about the name Wilbur because that's one of my nicknames for Willie.

[Willie Griswold]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Chick's dad was named Wilbur, as was his grandfather.

[Tom Griswold]

Grandfather.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I could remember what most famous Wilbur's. I said Wilbur Wright and Wilbur Mills. I forget what he. Was he a senator or something? Or congressman. I don't know. Some Washington guy. And he was.

[Tom Griswold]

No idea what era. What was I gonna say?

[Bob Kevoian]

Seventies, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

Because it definitely sounds like it's like. Like Oil barony. Wilbur. But it also sounds like they have, like, a cartoon bird.

[Josh Arnold]

Wilbur. There was a cartoon bird named Wilbur on Garfield and Friends. Yeah. US Acres. That part of Garfield and Friends.

[Willie Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

I was familiar with him. I'll check out his work.

[Josh Arnold]

Honestly. Wonderful.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you get these. I'm trying to remember. What was the name of. Well, we talked about Megan Marshack. The one that was Nelson Rockefeller. Trying to dress the dead body of Nelson Rockefeller during some.

[Josh Arnold]

Was Wilbur also the name of the pig in.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Charlotte's Web.

[Willie Griswold]

That's some pig. I hated that. That wasn't good for me. I was a chubby kid. I was already Wilbur. And then we read a book in school. There's a pig named Wilbur.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

That was ammo. On the playground.

[Josh Arnold]

There's an Arnold the Pig as well.

[Willie Griswold]

I'll tell you that right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, here we go. Fanny Fox was an exotic dancer who became one of the most famous figures in Political scandals of the 70s.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Known as the Argentine Firecracker and the Tidal Basin bombshell. And she's. Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

So she was the Fawn Hall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. See, there's another good one. That Fawn hall was what? The Gary Hart heart and Fanny.

[Tom Griswold]

She spelled it with two N's and an E. Right. Fanny Fox.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And that was her stage name. She was actually Argentina's own Annabelle.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh. Like Chuck E. Cheese was Fawn Hall

[Josh Arnold]

Oliver North's shredding secretary? Or.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Oh, you could be right.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Who was Gary Hart's.

[Tom Griswold]

Gary Hart was Fawn Hall, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, see, this is why we

[Bob Kevoian]

need a museum right now. You guys are actually.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't need to take up green space to make a museum.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like you got the Hawk to a girl. You've got this guy and this.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

This. What if. Wait a minute.

[Willie Griswold]

William Hung from American Idol. The lightsaber kid. We got it. I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Walmart Donna Rice.

[Josh Arnold]

That was Gary.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gary.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Font hall was Ollie North.

[Bob Kevoian]

But again, it's. It's in the same category.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

This would be. What if they had. They have like Comic Con.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I mean, Obscurocom or just the people who were famous. Very briefly.

[Jess Hooker]

15 minutes con.

[Willie Griswold]

You know, I hate to say this is actually a good idea. This actually is a pretty good idea.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That kind of museum.

[Willie Griswold]

If you could. Not a museum, but a con. If you could put this together.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

Pop up thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

People. But yeah. A brick and mortar place where you're paying rent 365 days a year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

That's for crazy people.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I mean. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Would.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you want to go meet. Dude, I'm the Hawk to a girl.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to go get Fawn Hall's autograph. Oh, I'll be in line at William Hung's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're an idiot.

[Willie Griswold]

I'll be over at Charlie bit my finger.

[Josh Arnold]

Dude, those kids are 40.

[Tom Griswold]

He bit my finger.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, were you with me when we saw robin from the 60s era Batman at the convention? Was that okay? I forget what you saw.

[Josh Arnold]

Burt Ward.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I saw. It was. It was kind of sad.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't that covered in that pizza movie? That was just out. What am I thinking of?

[Willie Griswold]

I have no clue.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

They went to a 70s convention.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. They. Licorice pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

Licorice pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

They do go to one of those. Which were widespread back then.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But

[Bob Kevoian]

yeah, the one I went to you with. You went to me. Oh, you went to meet Elvira.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, we saw Eddie Munster.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, yeah, yeah, that's exactly right. Eddie Munster. And there was no one at the table.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Poor guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, but he cashed the check, I'm sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he still did fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I mean, you know, the guy's what, 78? Doesn't look like any. The only guy that could pull that off in my mind in AC dc I think that you can pull off the schoolboy uniform.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's just something about it. It's still funny. Well, now, is that sports?

[Tom Griswold]

No. I haven't even started.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Jackson Suber is the surprise 18 hole leader at the British Open in Southport, England. He's trying to hold on his own going into the second round. 26 year American. A surprise. He's yet to win as a professional on the tour. Right. And has never played links golf.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? This is only his, what, third tournament?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. He's never even been to Europe.

[Willie Griswold]

Hell yeah. This is good.

[Josh Arnold]

He's never played Lynx golf.

[Bob Kevoian]

How does he spell his last name?

[Tom Griswold]

S U B E R. Oh, that's

[Bob Kevoian]

just waiting for Madison Avenue.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you prefer links golf, Willie?

[Bob Kevoian]

Or.

[Josh Arnold]

Or patty golf?

[Willie Griswold]

I actually prefer ax golf, thank you very much. Super. Inside it's the. The AX body spray. And over there they call it Lynx. It was very inside. I don't want to make it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he Obscurity award.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, that's maybe. That was really bad.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, this can't become a contest.

[Willie Griswold]

You were doing a sausage.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't get me wrong. I'm having fun.

[Willie Griswold]

Let you have fun with it. I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Stop.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would have gone. I would have on sausage too.

[Tom Griswold]

I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that would be the way to go. How?

[Josh Arnold]

With breakfast though. Are you choosing patties or links?

[Jess Hooker]

It depends on what you're having it with.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me, I'm always links.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Willie Griswold]

Brother. I'm a bacon man. Unless I'm having gravy, then I want some sausage gravy. I'm always bacon over sausage. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Patties.

[Jess Hooker]

No, my daughter always gets sausage gravy and then links on the side and then cuts them up in pieces and calls them her sausage sprinkles and puts them on top of the gravy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's as brilliant a thing as I've ever.

[Willie Griswold]

How is your daughter not a £500 man?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is awesome. My first stop is sausage sprinkles.

[Jess Hooker]

Sausage sprinkles.

[Willie Griswold]

She's a genius.

[Bob Kevoian]

Delicious. Okay, it is National Tattoo Day. We'll be covering that deplane deplane.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Tattoo. Shut up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Will you have a question?

[Tom Griswold]

More sports coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. We were talking about the late Hal Williams, fine actor.

[Tom Griswold]

You were talking about it? We are enduring it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Played, of course, Big Dick Black in the movie Hardcore. How come they always call them. And Josh, I know that you. You were at one point certainly a student of pornography.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely, yeah. Not proud of it, but it's an era of my life.

[Bob Kevoian]

But they always refer to them whenever there's anything going on. They always refer to them as a porn star.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. It can be overused.

[Bob Kevoian]

But aren't there the equivalent of character actors in pornography?

[Josh Arnold]

Oftentimes retired male porn stars would become

[Bob Kevoian]

the sort of character actors, quite literally the second banana.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what you were going for?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a double penetration scene. Where's the second banana?

[Josh Arnold]

They would be the father storming in at the end of the scene to see his son with his stepmom, that kind of thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, and you'd recognize. Oh, that's John C. Hall.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, oh, boy, John. Leslie is getting older. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they're still in the biz.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes they don't. They direct. Sometimes. A lot of them come to come directly directors.

[Josh Arnold]

And a lot of the female porn stars become directors, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Well, just. I was just asking.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They all say porn stars.

[Jeff Oskay]

Never.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never a high quality.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. Where are your M. Emmett Walshes of porn?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they have awards for that at those porno ceremonies?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I honestly don't know if they have, like, a best supporting actor

[Bob Kevoian]

or do they do, like, set design?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know how deep they go

[Bob Kevoian]

into them because most of the set design usually like a Holiday Inn off the freeway.

[Willie Griswold]

Are there any writing awards? Do they have adapted screenplays or is it all just original ideas?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't know.

[Willie Griswold]

They have to give credit to it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they have. I dare. I dare I ask. I assume that there's AI porn of some sort out there by now.

[Ace Cosby]

There is.

[Willie Griswold]

And you know what? It's better than you think it's going to be. Let's just move on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Do they have awards for special effects?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably. I mean. Yeah, I'm sure. But I wonder if they have, like, you know how the Emmys have the creative Emmys.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, that's so funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Like two weeks before.

[Willie Griswold]

During the daytime.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they have the creative AVNs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Best lighting in a penetration scene.

[Josh Arnold]

I like set design. Another award for best set design goes to Jeff's condo.

[Willie Griswold]

Do they give award speeches? And does anybody thank God or their parents. I can't imagine they do at that ceremony.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. Did you see?

[Ace Cosby]

We had.

[Bob Kevoian]

God, we had the article. It was a couple years ago. Some guy started getting phone calls that there was some highly circulated pornographic clip and he realized it was his house, he'd Airbnb it and you could see, like pictures of his family.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think that the set design person would go, hey, can you move the picture of, you know, the one that has the three kids and the golden retriever? It's getting in the way of the thrust.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, why are you watching that? I just want to see if they let the dog out at some point.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're going to come right back. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[Willie Griswold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. Hello. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Been talking about obscure stuff a lot today. My idea to do an obscure obscura con. Yeah, that'd be fun, like a comic con. But you get, I mean, you could get, I don't know, Fawn Hall, Donna Rice, Monica Lewinsky, Jennifer Flowers. Who's the one most recently

[Jeff Oskay]

that.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's her name? Stormy Daniels.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then you, then you combine it with like the Hawk to a girl. And would people line up to get those autographs, do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably, yeah. I'm sure there's an audience out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Well, in any event, we'll work on our obscure references today, but right now we're going to get back to the sports page.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, LeBron James remains undecided about where he'll play this season. The all time scoring leader and current free agent talked yesterday on a podcast at something called Fans at Fanatics Fest in New York. James recorded an episode of Mind the Game podcast with Tyrese Halliburton talking, and he still has not decided yet. Could be the Heat, could be the Cavaliers, could be Golden States. Also being mentioned could be the Timberwolves team up with Ant.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'd be so fun to watch.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be crazy, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The start time for the Major League Baseball game between the Mets and the Phillies yesterday moved up an hour due to air Quality concerns that wildfire smoke from Canada and Northern Minnesota Mets win 4 to 1. The only.

[Josh Arnold]

Thankfully, Mets and Philly fans are very patient and understanding. The time change didn't bother them at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were singing wildfire.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they all. It was heartbreaking, wasn't it? Yeah, it was very sweet how they all just. The whole state.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Because there's.

[Jess Hooker]

They're.

[Josh Arnold]

They're soft.

[Bob Kevoian]

They like that soft rock.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn horse busted down its stall. The World cup is set to have its first halftime show. It says here the 11 minute halftime performance curated by Coldplay's Chris Martin.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm out. I'll be watching the Kid Rock one.

[Bob Kevoian]

The alternate. But I. I did the halftime. That's. They only have 11 minutes for the music part, but the halftime is going to be longer than that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Longer than they normally do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. The championship game for the World cup this Sunday, 3 o' clock Eastern Daylight time from Jets Giant Stadium in the Meadowlands. Artists on the roster include Madonna, Shakira, BTS Burn Up Boy, Gustavo Dudamel, the PS22 chorus, and Justin Bieber. Josh, are you a Belieber?

[Josh Arnold]

I've only heard that one. Baby, baby, baby.

[Willie Griswold]

I kind of like fun one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the only ones I've heard and

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't care for the snippet of that I heard. But I have not given him a fair shake, so maybe I should listen to some beads.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know about singing in my underwear either, but that sounds like a nightmare, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Singing in your underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Justin Bieber sang in his underwear at Coachella.

[Willie Griswold]

He was wearing shorts, kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, very stripped down sets.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's right. He kind of played videos and stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Stripped down.

[Josh Arnold]

But the more we looked into that, the more it sounded like he was actually kind of doing like, it wasn't the.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it was pretty cool. I think that he was doing it. A lot of people discovered him on YouTube. So he was watching his old videos. Watching the live with people.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

At first I thought he was kind of a jerk. And then I heard his explanation. I was like, oh, man, that is kind of cool.

[Josh Arnold]

And also, I'm sure try things as an artist, it doesn't work.

[Willie Griswold]

But yeah, he's like, not for me, but I don't care. You know, it's. It's not gonna make me angry that he had a. If Justin Bieber's Coachella set makes you angry, take a walk.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

It just reminded me of all nightmares I've had, like being in spite of all. And wearing your underwear. Stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

But you yourself in your house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just you and your boxers and you got good songs playing. Will you sing?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gosh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm moving in my underwear too. I've been dancing a lot to One Direction in my underwear. Oh, yeah. Man, things are getting weird for a will.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hope the direction is up.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, the World cup halftime show will feature Sesame street characters.

[Willie Griswold]

Good. About time.

[Tom Griswold]

That's like Kermit and Miss Piggy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it says it's. This says that the. The standard for a halftime is 15 minutes. This will be 25 to 30 minutes. And again, this is kind of like the NFL where they were complaining about the length of the halftime for the players.

[Tom Griswold]

However, I am in love with the semifinal games, Both starting at 3 o' clock Eastern Daylight in the East. You could watch, no problem. They're done at like six, right? Hit the rack and you're ready for five in the morning. But forget about the Super Bowl. That starts at portable 9 and not over till 1:30 in the morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did hear that at the halftime of the final game on Sunday, they're going to please the international fans. They're going to have a T shirt cannon filled with ranch dressing.

[Jess Hooker]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because that's been.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't get enough of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's just absolutely delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it says here Miss Piggy will be performing with Madonna, a very special Papa Don't Preach.

[Tom Griswold]

Stop trying. And what is green and smells.

[Jeff Oskay]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Green?

[Josh Arnold]

What's green? It smells like pork. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kermit's finger.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. That classic.

[Tom Griswold]

A soccer fan.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't do that again.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was so convinced. If you're not watching on. On the. On the YouTube, you really miss Josh's.

[Josh Arnold]

Kermit has that clumsy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, you're right. You know, he does have upper body strength.

[Bob Kevoian]

One more time. It's Bieber.

[Willie Griswold]

Bts those boys.

[Josh Arnold]

Shakira, Madonna hips don't lie to. Gosh darn it. She.

[Bob Kevoian]

Madonna is old.

[Willie Griswold]

You've been.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's my goal. That's my soccer call.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

I think you've been making fun of Madonna for. I mean, longer than I've been alive. It's impressive, your vendetta against Madonna. You've been making fun of this woman for decades.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? He brings up a good point. It is a vendetta. That's exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you ever once attracted to Madonna?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God, not at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Not at all.

[Willie Griswold]

Really? I Think you were in the early days. You did something wrong, she wronged you. She grew her armpit hair out.

[Bob Kevoian]

She is a friend of a friend of mine, actually.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Friend of mine went to high school with her.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

In Romeo Michigan. Seriously?

[Willie Griswold]

Glad to see that didn't stop you from criticizing her for four decades.

[Josh Arnold]

Wherefore art thou, that city?

[Bob Kevoian]

Detroit.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Metro.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. A soccer fan who was so convinced England would win the World cup got a celebratory England tattoo before the team's semifinal. He's now trying to figure out what to do with the design. Sean Carrington got the footlong $740 design that's a little pricey for anyway of the FIFA trophy with the world. With the words England World cup winner 2026. Below the world cup trophy, of course. This after the team beat a Democratic Republic of Congo on July 1. England has been booted from the tournament. They lost to Argentina.

[Josh Arnold]

And which is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Congo.

[Josh Arnold]

A democratic or a republic?

[Tom Griswold]

At least decide, he might add.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I'm not going the words.

[Tom Griswold]

Only joking. Under the world.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he might.

[Willie Griswold]

I think this damn red coat has to get an American flag tattooed over that thing.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Willie Griswold]

I'll say that right now, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what's going on here, but I like the. The dark socks. The short, no show dark socks. That's nice.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I wear. See the socks there?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I know. What's your suggestion that this guy do with the tattoo?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the guy's suggestion is leave it alone to write. Just joking. Underneath, Willie wants to see an American flag put over it.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. 250th anniversary of the USA and this damn red coat tried to have some fun on American soil. Try it on me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look what we're up to.

[Josh Arnold]

Take it back to the shy or punk.

[Willie Griswold]

Tired of these guys treading on me, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? We're coming back with the world record. How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, look.

[Jeff Oskay]

Certainly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look forward to that. And let's see. Also coming up today in the world of news, you want to give me the teaser over there?

[Jess Hooker]

We have a new species of monkey.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

A brand new monkey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's really cool. It's a really cool thing.

[Willie Griswold]

I hope it's big.

[Bob Kevoian]

They've only discovered like five new monkeys in the last.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it makes me nervous, though, because it's called the Tahitian knife wielder.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've also. I've also heard you, your excitement about things. So I'm going To couch my enthusiasm until we get back.

[Bob Kevoian]

They don't find new species every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's gonna be one of these

[Bob Kevoian]

days we're gonna get into the deepest parts of China and we're gonna find bigfoot. They got stuff in the Chinese forest that they're not telling anybody about. Oh, they probably got the. The. The grenade slinging Borneo chimp.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, those are vicious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they got the China. I'll never know. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show

[Ace Cosby]

to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom show

[Tom Griswold]

and I need to shut up for that. Welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll explain how radio works with your

[Tom Griswold]

next paycheck Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk. Hello, there's Willie Griswold. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

This may hurt me financially, all right. But I would like it if every two weeks. The way we got paid was Tom had his checkbook and we all had to stand in line and walk up to him and he had to assess the. The two weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And then just give us whatever amount he thinks we.

[Willie Griswold]

That's how it'd be. Just like Christmas. That'd be great. The old Griswold lineup you guys didn't have.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom, go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I do a closed circuit for people that play wordle?

[Tom Griswold]

I can't.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. I saw this yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Stop you.

[Jess Hooker]

Was it yesterday or the day before?

[Tom Griswold]

The day before was. Yeah, I got it.

[Jess Hooker]

But it's all over the Internet. Well, it should be upset.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a pain in the ass.

[Jess Hooker]

Real upset.

[Bob Kevoian]

For those of you that play wordle, it's five letters. I got a two, but only I got it because someone had said to me, have you played wordle today? And I said, not yet. They go, it's a ridiculous word. Yeah, that gave it away.

[Tom Griswold]

I just tried to.

[Jess Hooker]

How many did you get it in?

[Tom Griswold]

Six.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got in four.

[Jess Hooker]

Four, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It shouldn't have been. It's not legal.

[Willie Griswold]

This is yesterday's word.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yesterday, day before.

[Willie Griswold]

So can we just say it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it one of those things you look at and you're just like pushaw.

[Tom Griswold]

Oddly, that was the word.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that weird?

[Bob Kevoian]

You knew that, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I heard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. It was that. My last guess. And I was Running out of words. So I just put it in.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's one of those things you see in old plays.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Willie Griswold]

Wait, say it again. How do you spell it?

[Bob Kevoian]

P, S, H, A, W. I mean,

[Josh Arnold]

technically, yeah, it's a word, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and then they had butte in one one time yesterday. B, U, T, T, E. And that's like.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's slam.

[Bob Kevoian]

But no, no, butte is a.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a proper name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Montana.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't talk to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

A beaut is one of those, like rock mountain formation things you've.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. Yeah, I always say bud because it's funny.

[Jess Hooker]

Funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

But yes, so you say but, but Montana.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Willie Griswold]

I saw Colorado.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Montana got that butt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Baby got back. Oh, I'm sorry. So in any event, if you. If you were playing Wordle, I hope that didn't trip you up. But that's. That's not fair.

[Jess Hooker]

Why? What makes it not fair?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because they often will say when you put an answer and they'll go, that is not a word that is used in contemporary. Whatever. It's in our dictionary. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All it says is, if someone ever

[Bob Kevoian]

come up to me and said shaw, I'd go, God, I got to get away from this person. What a dick. So you hear that a lot? No, I heard that of course, and that makes me very happy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Another thing, I had occasion yesterday to be doing some stuff over at the shack and Ms. Hooker was there with the lights were on and there were cameras everywhere. What were you doing?

[Jess Hooker]

I was recording feet.

[Josh Arnold]

Feet?

[Jess Hooker]

No, that's next.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, money on the table.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yep. When we get that paywall up, I was recording the Bob and Tom test kitchen.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what's this?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm doing some videos of food that I am going to prepare for you guys on the air, but I'm doing the how to before I. I present it to you guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, fun.

[Jess Hooker]

So we actually. Noah got one of them edited and it's up right now on. If you go to YouTube and search Bob and Tom. Watch it there.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you cooking?

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't cook anything. This is a viral recipe. People are doing a lot of things with cottage cheese right now because it's high protein. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. Tom knows. He buys a lot of cottage cheese.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I would. I'd name the brand I get, but it's always cleared in the shelves. I don't want to tell anybody.

[Jess Hooker]

That's the brand I used for this recipe.

[Josh Arnold]

Where'd you find it?

[Willie Griswold]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

It hasn't been in my store in three weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know who spilled the beans on this, but.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Well, it's. It's. It's everywhere. So essentially, it is a high protein cheesecake dupe. Okay. So I took that. I blend. I used your blender. Josh let me borrow his blender. I blended up the cottage cheese, I left it in the container, and then I shoved as many biscoff cookies as I could in there.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm in.

[Jess Hooker]

So then. So then you let it sit overnight, and the cookie soften, and it's supposed to sweeten it and give it like that kind of texture of a cheesecake crust.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

But a lot less calories. And eat it with a spoon. Yeah, we eat it with spoon. So what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna spoon out one bite for everybody. I'll bring it in here next break.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, cool.

[Jess Hooker]

And we can taste it.

[Josh Arnold]

And you're gonna serve it on your feet.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it'll only cost you 50 bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you tell that I had a dream about your feet last night?

[Tom Griswold]

I think

[Josh Arnold]

I'm teasing.

[Willie Griswold]

It's your.

[Josh Arnold]

I look to be like you.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are there foot fetishes? Fetishists who only want someone that has one foot.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, there are amputees.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's out there.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I told you guys about the girl. Her and her boyfriend just joking around. She has her feet on his lap. They're laying on the couch, and he's eating Doritos. And he starts sticking Doritos between her toes.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

She records it, thinking that it's funny. It blows up. And now she's like. Like paying off her house.

[Josh Arnold]

And, I mean, she's doing it constant. Like, she's making more and more of these.

[Jess Hooker]

It's just her. It's her boyfriend sticking food between her toes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, different types of food.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

America.

[Josh Arnold]

This is where, like, I kind of get. Yeah, the foot fetish. It's a lot of soft, smooth surface area. Sure.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But the food and the weird things with the feet, I. That's where I go. Oh, no, that's not for me.

[Jess Hooker]

I think this stuff between the toes is very specific, whether it's food or mud head or those. Those are some big ones. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Like, you know when you eat Cheetos or any of those chips and you have, like, the dust on your fingers, it feels like all day long. Are you gonna have that in between your. Your toesies?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Not if your boyfriend licks it off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's in the video, too.

[Josh Arnold]

How many Guys just wrecked their car.

[Willie Griswold]

I got turned. I didn't mean to, but I liked it for some reason. Not even into that.

[Tom Griswold]

And remember, slow down out there. This message brought to you by nhtsa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now are we back at the sports page?

[Tom Griswold]

An Egyptian basketball. Hang on just a second.

[Willie Griswold]

Why did you shoot the Egyptian basketball player?

[Tom Griswold]

My fault. An Egyptian basketball player has set two Guinness World records in one day.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it ironic their cheerleaders have no idea how to do the pyramid? Anyway,

[Tom Griswold]

21 year old Ali Wessman Wessom. The dude first made the longest basketball hook shot ever recorded. Basket, 82ft 10 inches away.

[Josh Arnold]

Now what's half court?

[Jess Hooker]

52ft?

[Tom Griswold]

52ft, 9 inches.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. That's under the other. That's under the other. Basket. 82ft. Oh, and then he topped that by breaking the world record for the longest backwards basketball shot.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

90ft 6 inches.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

That of course surpassed the old record. That's right. Harlem Globetrotter. Corey Thunder Law had the backwards basketball shot. Not exactly your Curly Neil of nicknames.

[Josh Arnold]

Willie, do you know the name of this song?

[Willie Griswold]

Sweet Georgia Brown.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

My band played this high school band. Not my like band. We weren't that big of nerds.

[Josh Arnold]

If you put like a blink blink 182 spin on it, kind of.

[Willie Griswold]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

I can hear it already.

[Willie Griswold]

You can pop punk the hell out of that.

[Josh Arnold]

What was. Yeah, yeah, exactly. What was the name of your band?

[Willie Griswold]

Band Mezzo Static. Everyone in middle school called us the Metro F Slurs. And that Catch on. Boy, did that catch on. Really? You really want to make sure you're banding.

[Josh Arnold]

You thought you were safe.

[Willie Griswold]

We thought it was so cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had bumper. I had them bumper stickers made. You know me.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not a terrible name and. But you thought you were safe.

[Willie Griswold]

We thought we were so.

[Josh Arnold]

And why wouldn't you think you were safe?

[Willie Griswold]

And you know what? By the way we were dressing, we did look like Symmetro. I mean, it was. Wasn't. I was wearing skinny jeans a lot. And I was chubby in the skinny jeans. I had the little lesbian haircut. Everyone called me Bobby one day because I looked like a girl. Bobby with an eye. I mean, it was tough. It was some really intense bullying.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you're funny.

[Willie Griswold]

Thank you. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

As a result of.

[Tom Griswold]

Kids are the worst.

[Willie Griswold]

There's nothing less cool than caring about something when you're 12. When you're 12 and you have a passion. Get out of town.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, keep it to yourself.

[Willie Griswold]

Unless you like soccer. That's it. You can't like things when you're a kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, an NBA court is 94ft long.

[Willie Griswold]

Long.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, so half court shots. About 47ft. Cool. So what, how this guy made a shot that was how long?

[Josh Arnold]

82ft and then 90ft backwards.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean 90ft, nine.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you. If any one of us spent an all day in a gym, wouldn't we eventually get one?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't think there's any reason to discount what this man did.

[Tom Griswold]

90ft, 6 inches. You'd have to wait for me to get it there. I would think two effort.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I think any average athlete with enough time at the gym could. Could get one of these.

[Willie Griswold]

I think heaving a basketball the length of the court backwards, I think we would all struggle to do that. I don't think we could get the length of the court.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, this is fascinating. That he is. He is really. You're really playing this down.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you couldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I. I was convinced as soon as Chick started talking about it, we were going to be having this guy on the phone for the next four days.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You couldn't throw a pin at Josh if you wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

You realize you're. You are heckling yourself right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, just. I don't. I don't like seeing anyone put down the Harlem Globetrotters. Oh, as you know, I am a Globetrotters fan. I always go see them. I missed them this year because the schedule. I was out of town. But I love the Harlem Globetrotters. It's one of my earliest memories. My dad and I went to see the Harlem Globetrotters with a pre curly Neil Meadowlark Lemon handicap seating.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what that was?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jesus Christ.

[Josh Arnold]

You know something? He's actually mad, by the way. I don't think he's.

[Willie Griswold]

By the way, you're about to get

[Josh Arnold]

yelled at by the garage.

[Tom Griswold]

Just letting you know that's where you put your head in that urinal until I'm done talking to you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll tell you what's wrong with basketball.

[Tom Griswold]

What's wrong with basketball?

[Bob Kevoian]

If you sick, a full court shot only counts for three points. Isn't that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it should be like seven.

[Willie Griswold]

You know, in the Filipino basketball league there is a four point line and it's pretty electric, really.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, this message brought to you by gambling anonymous Filipino basketball,

[Willie Griswold]

five foot six guy, Willie get four points.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie.

[Willie Griswold]

You gotta watch a little Filipino basketball from time to time, boys.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it just all Journey songs at

[Willie Griswold]

the arena That's a great job.

[Tom Griswold]

How's that guy not present?

[Willie Griswold]

You know, this is true. Do you know in Filipino basketball, every team is allowed to have one American guy and he's not allowed to be over six foot six. Do you know that? So it's four guys that are this big and then just one guy that played at Auburn.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Willie Griswold]

It is awesome. It is really good.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a filthy Filipino on our staff.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's Filipino. I was filthy, but I. Okay, well, we've made some good stuff here with. I think we did Back to the World. What was the. So what's this guy's name again?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. You and the story. Ollie Wesson. Wesson. Is it Wesson? Westman. Westman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'm going to get Jason in this W E S S a speak thing. This. We're getting this dude in the air.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

What time is it? What time is it in Egypt?

[Tom Griswold]

It's last year. We can't. It's not possible.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll call the hospital before we have this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's call intensive care. So you want to wake up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Well, now what's coming. Is that the complete sportscast?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I'm going to go out in the parking lot and cry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, okay. You don't have to cry in the parking lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Parking lot.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you can.

[Josh Arnold]

Please do it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm tired of doing in the break room.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see now.

[Willie Griswold]

Don't cry inside. It's not a good idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ms. Hooker, what's coming up in the news? You want to give me a tease here?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. We have a mystery emu emu on the loose.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he wearing a mask?

[Jess Hooker]

What your phone background says about you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's. I like this.

[Jess Hooker]

You like that.

[Willie Griswold]

Mine says that I love Transformers.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is like the. When you pick your phone up, that's the. The picture.

[Jess Hooker]

The lock screen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I read this article and apparently a lot of people will judge you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Based on your.

[Bob Kevoian]

What comes up.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, I'll show you guys mine.

[Jess Hooker]

And I think we all have very different lock screens.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was an evil laugh face. What do you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

You got a naked girl on yours?

[Willie Griswold]

I don't know. I know Jess has a picture of her husband and kids. I have a picture of Jess's husband and kids. I don't know what you guys have,

[Tom Griswold]

but I can tell you this. That would be. Have a picture of that.

[Willie Griswold]

All right, how about Addie and Max? Looks nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about a scene In a movie where a guy goes to a business, he started it a business lunch for the first time, and he sticks his phone down and nothing. I looks at it and the. And the photograph is of is.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, what the hell's that?

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell? That's my wife. What the hell's going on?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's great, Willie.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a small world, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, let's see. If you go to our website and various other social media platforms, ours, you can find some cool stuff. We've got a nice narration of the guy getting thrown into the air by the buffalo.

[Jess Hooker]

That's not funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's known me, bro, cuz, like, it's hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

I deserved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Brick House.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, how about just one second? Then we got the poster for Willie G. And Jeff Oski. Their comedy night Saturday at the Old Mill in Nashville, Indiana, usa.

[Josh Arnold]

He really did not advertise the show just now. He advertised the post.

[Tom Griswold]

If you listen back, he wrote, people

[Bob Kevoian]

want to see it.

[Tom Griswold]

If you listen close, it is a good post.

[Willie Griswold]

Jeff's got a shirt off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. There's a comical element to it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Somewhat homoerotic, I think one might say.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say Homo la rotic?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, homoerotic.

[Willie Griswold]

My name's Homo erotic.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds dirtier than homo when RuPaul's Drag Race.

[Willie Griswold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Homo neurotic sounds like a drug they advertise in the evening news. You take home Larotic, you'll start liking ladies again.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, if you were assigned female at birth, this may not be for you.

[Tom Griswold]

We're starting to get into Monday's show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we do something?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Everybody's talking about weight loss. Weight loss, everybody. And a lot of the things out there right now involve getting a syringe and what's it called? An EpiPen full of stuff. This is another method.

[Willie Griswold]

Method.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jess Hooker at the news desk. There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. How are you, sir?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick mcgee. We're going to apparently check in with a special food thing coming up. All right. We have. Ms. Hooker has started a series of videos which you will find on our YouTube channel. And this is. I'm being handed the first one. This is a something on a stick. Okay, well, that's a spoon. Okay. Sorry. This is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank you, Jess.

[Jeff Oskay]

This.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was this again? This is cottage cheese and Biscoff cookies

[Josh Arnold]

together in type of cheesecake filling.

[Bob Kevoian]

They've just. Just ate it overnight.

[Jess Hooker]

So this is like a healthy version of cottage cheese. I don't. Or. Or cheesecake. It's not necessarily for me, but I thought, let's try it. Everybody's turning cottage cheese into something different.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

This tastes great.

[Jess Hooker]

You like it?

[Josh Arnold]

All right, let me give this a go.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is really nice. It tastes like cheesecake.

[Willie Griswold]

Do you add sugar to it?

[Jess Hooker]

But no.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? It's not as sweet as I thought it should be.

[Jess Hooker]

I agree. I thought that the cookie would be more incorporated. It would be sweeter. I mean, I'm sure if you're looking for a sweet fix and you're watching calories and protein.

[Josh Arnold]

Tastes good.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, the Biscoff's doing a lot of the heavy lifting here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's good.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. I don't mind it at all. If you wouldn't have told me it was cottage cheese, I wouldn't have thought it was.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll tell you this. If I'm craving cheesecake and I have this, I'm gonna go. I still need the cheese.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I'm with you.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm with you.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is.

[Jess Hooker]

That's not gonna scratch my itch, but it is Tasty. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's very good. And the video of this. Is it posted?

[Jess Hooker]

It is. It's posted. Go to YouTube and search Bob and Tom and you can watch it. There's there on our channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's great.

[Willie Griswold]

I think I have an idea for the. The man with a sweet tooth out there. I did this during COVID During lockdown. We're all in our houses going crazy. I wanted to make. I wanted a peanut butter pie really bad.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

And I didn't know how to do it, but it's just peanut butter and cream cheese and confectioner's sugar, powdered sugar. And use a hand mixer. You stir it all up. And I did that, but I didn't get a pie crust. So I put that all in a deli container, and then I put it in a piping bag, and I was gonna get the pie crust, but you're out of pie crust. And then I just had to fill. Filling. And I would just eat the filling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

With a spoon or I pipe it directly into my mouth.

[Jess Hooker]

It's pretty good.

[Willie Griswold]

Why aren't we doing that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's an idea for a TV show. Like a single filling food you eat halfway through a recipe. Be careful with beef, but that's good enough.

[Willie Griswold]

It's good enough as is. You don't need. You don't need a pie crust. You guys, we're holding ourselves back. We can just eat pie filling with a spoon if we want to.

[Jess Hooker]

But don't you just love a good pie crust? I mean, I feel like that's 50% of it.

[Willie Griswold]

I show up for the filling. I'm like an 80, 20 guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. Okay, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

My appreciation of crust has grown over the years. As a kid, I was like, just give me the goo.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, as Billy Joel saying, it's always been a matter of crust.

[Josh Arnold]

Indeed.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Patty G. By the way, we haven't seen Pat Godwin for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, what's the name of People are asking.

[Tom Griswold]

I got no idea who you're talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat has had a legal trouble. Shoulder. I can barely say shoulder surgery. And he's recovering and it's taken. Taking a little longer than they thought.

[Jess Hooker]

It is. I think he came back to work a little too soon and maybe. Maybe worked out that shoulder a little faster.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway, so he's resting and we'll. But you can see him this weekend on the tv. He's on his dry bar comedy special. Yeah, you can see that it's Great. And you'll find [e-mail] DIY okay, now it's time for us to. Are we gonna switch over and go over to the news desk?

[Tom Griswold]

It's about time, don't you think?

[Bob Kevoian]

This was delicious. Thank you for doing this. And once again, the video was posted on our. Our web.

[Josh Arnold]

On our.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

YouTube channel.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a series and so I'm gonna be bringing in something different every week and we'll have a video attached and you can go to. Yeah. So go and like. And subscribe so you don't miss any of the episodes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you gonna make snake? We talked about eating python yesterday.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm working on it. I have some calls out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

So we're. We're gonna see if I can make. I want to make a snake ragu. Okay. That's what I'd like to do.

[Bob Kevoian]

What does that mean exactly?

[Jess Hooker]

It's like a bolognese, like a red sauce. Red meat sauce. So like marinara with meat sauce?

[Tom Griswold]

With snake is the meat.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, snake is the meat.

[Bob Kevoian]

And is.

[Ace Cosby]

Are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it a certain type of snake that is available? I assume that's.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't. Yeah, I'm still learning. We're going to.

[Willie Griswold]

Yesterday with Dusty, we were eating python. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

I wonder if he could.

[Willie Griswold]

Is it kind of python ship it to us?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sure he could.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm wondering if that exotic. There's a couple of exotic places within a couple hundred miles. Miles of here that have pretty much everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Knowing Dusty, we pay for his gas, he'd probably drive it up here.

[Willie Griswold]

That guy was awesome.

[Jess Hooker]

He might. He was really.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have our interview with Dusty posted, by the way.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Down in the Everglades. Now it is time to visit the news desk. I guess we haven't heard anything. What's going on?

[Jess Hooker]

There's a mystery emu on the loose. Mississippi officials are trying to find the owner of the emu on the loose in Pearl River County. Pearl River County Animal Control confirmed to WLOS X that the emu is still

[Willie Griswold]

on the road locks.

[Jeff Oskay]

Baby.

[Willie Griswold]

Simon, cream cheese on your bagel. Sorry about that. My bad. Don't know what that was. Little tick there.

[Jess Hooker]

It does sound good, though.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, you bet.

[Jess Hooker]

But nobody knows the origin of the emu.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many people have an emu?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

How could they? Whoever owns this thing, I would think they go, have you seen the paper?

[Tom Griswold]

Paper label.

[Willie Griswold]

Probably some old school farmer. Got a bunch of weird animals through the years and you know, you forget.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what I can't say anything because there is a farmer in my county who has emu.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

But the guy. If one of them were missing, he'd call the. That's my emu.

[Willie Griswold]

No, but you forget you got to have four emo. Do I have five emu? Ah, you know, you forget. Sometimes you remember everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

If I was the. If I worked for Liberty Mutual, I would. I would have a guy down there so fast.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Could you be the Liberty Mutual helps rescue emu?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I forgot. Are emus the baby?

[Tom Griswold]

They're like.

[Bob Kevoian]

But not baby. Are they the smaller ostriches?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, they're like the chipmunks of ostriches.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's okay. They're.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're so ugly, and they can't fly, right?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think so.

[Willie Griswold]

Not for long.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless you throw them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think this is like a. This is like a wannabe pet zoo guy. Oh, that's. That. As soon as this got away, he deleted his Facebook.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't have any emo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had the guy yesterday that had all the. Did the kid shows with. With. With animals, which was great, but, you know, one of his alligators got loose.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And he had said that he'd had lots of animals get loose. He had had an emu get loose. Here's the story.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that guy. That reptile guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Admitted that an emu, a pig, a tortoise had all gotten loose over the years, but called them isolated.

[Tom Griswold]

If this isn't. If this isn't homeward bound 3, I don't want to know about tortoise and an emu.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Will you hurry up?

[Bob Kevoian]

Someone should do.

[Tom Griswold]

Always taking time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Has someone already done this? Hire Emo Phillips.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And have a. Have an emu in a cartoon as a secondary character whose name is Philip.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think that's been done.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't that be funny?

[Josh Arnold]

Be kind of a fun insight. Emo.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Emo's voice, if you've ever heard emo talk, distinctive.

[Jess Hooker]

It lends itself to a cartoon.

[Josh Arnold]

He would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. He wouldn't even have to act right. Just read this. Emo. Do you do an Emo Phillips impression?

[Willie Griswold]

Josh is a great one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, me?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I could possibly give it my best shot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. See what I'm saying? Can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Would.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that how an emo would talk?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now go out and wander around in the parking lot, will you? I only say that because that happened. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's my pet Emu Phillips. It has to be done.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, like BoJack Horsemen or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like the idea of an emu? Emo. Emu.

[Willie Griswold]

I love that idea.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's perfect.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the weird dance thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Listening to the Cure, mascara and such.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is a.

[Tom Griswold]

That's got to be my least favorite flightless bird is the emu.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, no. Isn't there one that kills people?

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, the Shoe Bill Stork.

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't kill people. Just looks like it wants to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's pointless. It might kill.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought there was one that was really super deadly.

[Willie Griswold]

Flamingos.

[Josh Arnold]

That wasn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Prehistoric flamingos. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

They don't tell you that. They're very dangerous.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. No, the Shoe Bill stork does something with its beak. When it's about ready to attack, it clacks it together. That's terrifying. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like they found something on Neptune and they shipped it back to the United States.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah. Speaking of weird animals, did you find that monkey thing?

[Jess Hooker]

I did. Researchers have identified a new species of monkey. The monkey has distinctive orange lips and a deep roaring call.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do we have a picture of the. Of the orange lipped monkey? This was. This is like the first new monkey they found.

[Josh Arnold]

Orange lipped monkey.

[Jess Hooker]

They found it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. I see what happened.

[Willie Griswold]

That is silly.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's Davy Jones from.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's Davy Jones Orange lipstick. No, that. No, there's actually an actual real monkey.

[Josh Arnold]

It was very silly.

[Willie Griswold]

How did you bother to do that?

[Tom Griswold]

That took. That took time.

[Jess Hooker]

The animal officially named Kolobus Congo Ninas is just the fifth new monkey species scientists have identified in Africa in the last 75 years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Think about that. That's. So it's super rare to find a new species.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And it's a monkey known to locals as, like, Willie.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's probably Lick welly.

[Jess Hooker]

I know, but I like. Oh, Lick welly.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think. L I K W E L I.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, look. Well, take it to dinner first, ladies. Okay, I'll just jump, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Dinner first.

[Willie Griswold]

My arms.

[Jess Hooker]

The primate has a striking orange cream facial marking, a glossy black coat, long fur, and a sweeping tail.

[Bob Kevoian]

Imagine a regular monkey ate a bunch of Cheetos and I want to.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to see a picture.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do we have a picture of the

[Tom Griswold]

real monkey and the strength of 20 men?

[Willie Griswold]

Put up that Davy Jones picture again.

[Jess Hooker]

I really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you can't really tell from that picture. It's too far away.

[Jess Hooker]

That is real. That does not look like a monkey face.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at how long the tail is.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, long tail.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, is that a prehensile tale?

[Josh Arnold]

We don't know that that.

[Tom Griswold]

Baby, I know you want us to be excited about this, but I'd like to speak on behalf of myself. I. I don't care.

[Bob Kevoian]

It says he's got like the super deep.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless they have some sort of like they can read minds or telekinesis.

[Josh Arnold]

You can play the harmonica.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's got. They say he's got the voice of. The voice of very, very white. Like the super deep voice.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're getting closer. Can he like.

[Bob Kevoian]

And those lips look like he's. Look, look. I look like Kim Kardashian after she's gone down on Mr. Snuffleupagus.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's an interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Snuffleupus was orange, but is he.

[Josh Arnold]

He was kind of rust colored. Do. Did they find just one or did they find a handful of them?

[Bob Kevoian]

They got a bunch. They think. Although it's already been declared an addiction. Endangered species.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's in the middle of nowhere. Oh, I think it's kind of funny that the locals have a name for it. Hey, fellas, why didn't you tell us

[Jess Hooker]

about this orange lipped monkey that they call Lick Willy?

[Willie Griswold]

Scientists like discovering stuff that's already been discovered, don't they? People knew about this thing forever.

[Bob Kevoian]

That doesn't just apply to animals. It applies to, I don't know, vast tracts of land. Yeah, I'll call it America. Get those guys out of here.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll call it America.

[Bob Kevoian]

I told those people to get all off that land. What else is coming up?

[Jess Hooker]

Ms. Hooker, we have period news, in case you guys didn't know.

[Willie Griswold]

Did they change them?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you mean like the industrial age or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, which period?

[Jess Hooker]

It's always very frustrating to read these stories.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Jess Hooker]

About the menstrual cycle.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just the sloughing of the uterine wall.

[Jess Hooker]

But it's.

[Tom Griswold]

If. If it weren't obvious.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's my favorite Nirvana song.

[Jess Hooker]

Very obvious information.

[Bob Kevoian]

The sloughing of the Euler and wall.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't for that, none of us would be here. Am I right?

[Jess Hooker]

It's National Tattoo Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool. Well, of course. Tattoo people are filthy and awful and

[Jess Hooker]

we're going to talk about often jobless member lock screens.

[Josh Arnold]

Lock.

[Bob Kevoian]

The lock screen thing is super interesting and. But we also have Today in History coming up.

[Jess Hooker]

And new food at Buffalo Wild Wings.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Willie Griswold]

I got way too excited.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you heard what it is?

[Willie Griswold]

No, but the fellows over there do a lot of really great stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is. I. This sounds really good.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm very interested.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's something I can't imagine no one's done before.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless it's a bigger wing. That's the only thing.

[Jess Hooker]

No, but. But what's the best thing that goes with wings?

[Tom Griswold]

The sauce?

[Josh Arnold]

Beer?

[Jess Hooker]

The ranch.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I do like ranch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, wait till you hear what this is a. I don't know if this is going to work or not. It's a very odd application of science to ranch dressing.

[Jess Hooker]

I would try it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, he said kind of half wrong, Chick. McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes?

[Bob Kevoian]

What's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

When you're driving, don't speed while you're driving. It takes you less time to react. Whatever comes across your path, you're asking for trouble. A sharp turn could take you by surprise. Another car could turn out in front of you. A truck could break. Suddenly a cyclist, maybe a pedestrian. Walking the dog. And your foot on the gas might lead to a tragedy. You may not think any of these things could happen to you, but you won't see them coming coming until they happen. And it is too late. When you're speeding, you don't have time to. Course correct. You don't have time to stop. And it only takes an instant for disaster to strike. The speed limit isn't just there to protect you. It's there to protect your passengers, other drivers, cyclists, pedestrians and everyone sharing the road. Slow down, obey the law and help keep everyone around you safe. Speeding does catch up with you. Paid for by nits.

[Bob Kevoian]

They registered. So when we come back, a little bit of history. And I'm very excited about this. What's on your cell phone? Wallpaper?

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to cheat and remove what I had, but I went back to what I did have when the story started. So.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it shoes?

[Tom Griswold]

It is not shoes, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it a.

[Tom Griswold]

It's nothing to do with the atomic bomb either, really. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll find out what it is. This is exciting. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of it show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Blob. Nice Bob and Tom Show. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

I suppressing a cough while I was. Never mind. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the news desk. There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. Hello. I. Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. I apologize. I'm non professional.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

I apologize. I'm trying to. I'm reading this letter. People send us a lot of email. This one's about why you shouldn't get into an accident in a foreign country and.

[Willie Griswold]

Car accident or Bathroom accident.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, a motorbike accident. There's a lot of broken bones here in this letter. I'll. I'll get back to it later. Right now we're about talking. Talking with Ms. Hooker about the news. But it is time to look back into the world of history.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Christy Lee's birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy birthday, Christy Lee. She chooses to spend it elsewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

What were you gonna do in honor of her birthday?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, every year she begs me to send her a birthday dick pic.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you do that for all the stuff staff?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Only I hope so.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't know if Tom was going to get one.

[Josh Arnold]

He did not get one this year.

[Willie Griswold]

No, I just wish that you only sent me dick pics on my birthday. It's a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to coordinate this somehow. But we need you and I send him one of those, like right after and. And somehow record his face looking at his phone when they come up.

[Josh Arnold]

We. We do have to do that. Pop up.

[Bob Kevoian]

That might be actionable.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell is this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, let's see. Happy birthday. Phyllis Diller. Great comedian.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was always funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Her husband's name?

[Bob Kevoian]

Fang.

[Tom Griswold]

Fang. Yeah, that's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, this is a tough one. Born in 1920. Gordon Gould. His biggest fans are cats.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Chester Gould.

[Willie Griswold]

I invented catnip.

[Bob Kevoian]

Invented the laser.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Cats. Light play with a laser.

[Bob Kevoian]

Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation. Laser. Laser gave us cool birthday parties.

[Tom Griswold]

Bowling. Cosmic bowling. Don't they use laser?

[Bob Kevoian]

Great light shows at concerts.

[Tom Griswold]

Pink Floyd show. Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday. 1921. Tony Stone. A lady.

[Tom Griswold]

The Tony Stone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great. She was famous.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. It was my father's secretary when he worked in the Supreme Court.

[Bob Kevoian]

Broke a lot of business barriers in baseball.

[Tom Griswold]

Everyone knows Tony. Who is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

She was one of the first ladies ever to play professional baseball.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So not on a major league baseball team.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, during the. The league of their own years.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, that's back. There's. There's major league women's baseball now there's like six teams.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Awesome. And softball. Yeah, baseball and softball.

[Bob Kevoian]

They've asked the announcers. Don't say batter's box. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, we. We. If there's any. If there's any more clear that you would think we're children. That comment? Probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

Donald Sutherland, the actor was born on this date in 1935.

[Tom Griswold]

Go on. Right. YouTube search JFK. Donald Sutherland. That's the finest bit of acting you're going to see in your lifetime.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know how he did it. He apparently memorized it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he apparently memorized it. And chills thinking about like 30 page him. It's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. They paid him wanting to know Mash M star A star. S star.

[Bob Kevoian]

H. He was.

[Josh Arnold]

He.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was in the remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Ordinary People. He's great in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they.

[Bob Kevoian]

I assume they made a porno out of like Invasion of the Booty Snatchers or something?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would hope.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

What about Invasion of the Snatch?

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Invasion of the Booty Snatchers. Okay, okay. Or the Snatch. Never mind. Snatch is already there.

[Josh Arnold]

Children.

[Tom Griswold]

Or children.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got a kid named Kefir, right?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. Stand by me. 24.

[Tom Griswold]

Never get that.

[Josh Arnold]

I watched 20 Kids. Kefir, sour cream and cottage cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think there's anything I've regretted more in television viewing than watching 24.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I look back and I go, why

[Jess Hooker]

was I watching Huge show.

[Tom Griswold]

Why was I watching that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I just want to know.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't watch it.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was always calling headquarters to. To get the schematics so he could walk around in the H vac.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he used to call in here. Remember?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see now. Happy birthday, Camilla Parker Bowles. I doubt if she bowls. I can't see her.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that people have sentences as names. I love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this is a good one. 1949. Geezer Butler. Do you know who that is?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, come on. Oh, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's okay that you don't know who this is.

[Willie Griswold]

You.

[Jeff Oskay]

Come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Geezer Butler.

[Willie Griswold]

Alfred and Batman, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, good guess. No, he's from Black. Black Sabbath. He wrote. He wrote most of the lyrics for Black Sabbath. Not Ozzy.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay?

[Josh Arnold]

He wrote him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I great bass player.

[Willie Griswold]

Ozzy couldn't handle the poetry of I'm going off the rails on this crazy train.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right?

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, who could write that?

[Josh Arnold]

He did write that.

[Bob Kevoian]

David Hasselhoff. Born in 1952.

[Jess Hooker]

He's still with us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's still alive.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Although I guess. I guess huge in Germany, I guess. Kit, his car asked him to stop driving.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Getting too old there, David.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm tired of having my blinker on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. You'll know this one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ms. Hooker. 1965. Happy birthday, Alex Winter.

[Willie Griswold]

I.

[Jess Hooker]

You're wrong. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your hint is not Keanu.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Willie Griswold]

In the Matrix maybe.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Bill.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's the other Bill and Ted guy.

[Jess Hooker]

And it's all a gift.

[Josh Arnold]

Again, totally. Okay. You don't know who Alex Winter is?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I shouldn't know.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

No need to be up on contemporary culture.

[Jess Hooker]

One movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

There was a sequel 45 years ago.

[Josh Arnold]

There were three of them and.

[Jess Hooker]

Shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

Something has changed for this break. I'm not sure what's going on.

[Willie Griswold]

Those movies are great.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about this one? In 1945, it was the final meeting of the so called Big Three.

[Willie Griswold]

LeBron, Chris Bosch.

[Jess Hooker]

No, the automakers. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's a good guess, cuz they

[Bob Kevoian]

did have the big three.

[Tom Griswold]

Stalin, Truman and Churchill.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I didn't listen to these.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it was the Potsdam conference. And damn it, that pot was good. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Truman was.

[Willie Griswold]

Are you talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Truman was slipped a note about the Trinity test and it was gone. Very well. And Truman decided to tell Stalin, but not very much. And Stalin pretty much knew about it before Truman told him.

[Josh Arnold]

So there are some who say bombing Japan really was just. Just a. You see what we did there? Stalin.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh no. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was only weeks before Russia would have invaded Manchuria and that all hell would have broken loose.

[Bob Kevoian]

The movie north by Northwest.

[Jess Hooker]

The History Channel over here.

[Bob Kevoian]

North by Northwest. You remember anything about that movie?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I didn't know it was a movie. I thought it was a festival.

[Josh Arnold]

That planes crop dust over there where

[Tom Griswold]

there ain't no crop. That's south by Southwest. But it's very close.

[Willie Griswold]

You know something?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a perfectly valid answer.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I will accept north by Northwest.

[Willie Griswold]

Sounds like the South By. They do in Portland every year. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Why isn't there a North by Northwest?

[Willie Griswold]

It'd be a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a South by Southwest.

[Willie Griswold]

Get Fred Armisen hosting something up there.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a pretty cool Hitchcock movie.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Cary Grant ends up a guy in a crop dusters trying to kill him and he's running around in these fields. If I'm. Am I right saying he was wearing a really nice suit?

[Josh Arnold]

He is wearing a suit.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice suit. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you ever see the Saboteur from Hitchcock? Oh God.

[Jess Hooker]

That's the only one I think I've seen.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

The saboteur ends up on the Statue of Liberty.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh God.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's great. Really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

It's painfully slow.

[Bob Kevoian]

The great Robert Cummings In 2019, El Chapo was sentenced to life in prison.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, poor guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. He's still there, right? He's still around.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

They had a tunnel. You could drive cars tunnel on a

[Willie Griswold]

mini bike for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of the lesser moments for the Beatles. On this date in 68, Yellow Submarine was premiered.

[Josh Arnold]

That movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Not great.

[Jess Hooker]

Was it a cartoon first or was it only a cartoon?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a cartoon.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. They didn't do live action of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, the great Bob Marley in the Whalers record recorded their live album in London on this date in 1975. That's a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way it's that good. The studio stuff is fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's my impression of the second song at any reggae concert. You just played that one. Okay. Okay, go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

And lastly, this is a good one. 87 Guns N Roses releases Appetite for Destruction.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Huge.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, when we come back, we're gonna do this phone thing that I'm very excited.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I understand we're going to have news we failed to mention too. I look forward to that. Of course. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Yes, you've guessed it. It's Friday. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Willie Griswold. Yes, sir. There's Josh Arnold. There's Ace Crosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee, Captain of Fry. God, that's Friday.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't like Friday?

[Bob Kevoian]

Put your cap on backwards. Join the club. It's Fry. I'm hangry. You hate joy. I am a sheep.

[Tom Griswold]

Hangry. You don't like angry either?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, calm down.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're lucky to have food.

[Willie Griswold]

What are you talking about? You sound like Stalin.

[Tom Griswold]

Say what you want about Stalin. Magnificent mustache.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of Stalin, are we Stalin to wait for somebody?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. How did you know? There he is now. Wait a second. There had been a promise earlier this week that Mr. Jeff Oscar gave a promise.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go with the mutated things.

[Bob Kevoian]

He hears was going to shave his beard this week. Jeff has a very, very bushy, thick beard. Goes down to the his chest. It's huge. It's like Santa Claus as a middle aged man. But what happened? I thought you ordered the trimmer and you were going to use it. What happened?

[Jeff Oskay]

I got the trimmer and then I remembered that I have a show tomorrow night with Willie and all of my comedy comes from my face facial hair.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sort of Samson type thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. So.

[Jeff Oskay]

And you were talking Friday and I'm not making this up. I am no longer friends with a guy because he asked me if I wanted to go get froyo.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? All right. Kind of along the same lines. What's the best.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the best Friday song?

[Josh Arnold]

I like Friday I'm in Love by the Cure.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think Friday on My Mind.

[Tom Griswold]

What about thank. Thank God It's Friday? That one.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think I know either.

[Tom Griswold]

The movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you know Friday on My Mind.

[Josh Arnold]

I do. I know Georgia on My Mind.

[Jess Hooker]

I know Jeff's.

[Bob Kevoian]

The topic's not on my mind. The topic is Friday.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of those 60s clang songs that he likes. Okay. Klein Klang, clang, clang. And aggressive vocals.

[Josh Arnold]

I like jokes about news.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, then you're in the wrong place.

[Bob Kevoian]

Osu

[Ace Cosby]

week.

[Bob Kevoian]

Usually Fridays.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm Jeff Osque. We give you a lot of the news. We don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you the news that we failed to mention an artist in New York is taking garbage from around the city, encasing it in epoxy cubes and selling it as art to the public. Well, you failed to mention the artwork is so authentic that even each cube is certified to be at least 32% rat droppings.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh,

[Tom Griswold]

all right.

[Jess Hooker]

That's yucky.

[Jeff Oskay]

We learned this week that chick hates raspberries.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes. Absolutely true.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. And what you failed to mention while writing this joke, I Learned that for 52 years I've been spelling raspberries wrong.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

So now I too, hate raspberries.

[Willie Griswold]

Where did that pee come from?

[Bob Kevoian]

What is that pea doing the in?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Get out of here. The World Santa Claus congress was held in Denmark this past weekend. What? You failed to mention. How disappointing to be a child in Denmark that week. Hey, look, mom, there's Santa with a hooker. Oh, and you guys were just talking about this In Indiana, an exotic animal show had the alligator that escaped two weeks ago returned to him this week.

[Josh Arnold]

Week.

[Jeff Oskay]

The owner, Mark C. Said that over the years, he's had emus, pot bellied pigs, tortoises, and a peacock all escape from his show. What? You failed to mention so the next time you're passing through Indiana, be sure to check out Mark's menagerie of mayhem before he runs out of animals.

[Bob Kevoian]

The guy's a cool guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

And finally, we had the story. We didn't cover the story. And I understand why. Why, But I'm going to do it. I'm on vacation next week, so I want to get this in.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

A man was discovered to have a dead fish in his anus.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeff Oskay]

What? You failed to mention. Don't be alarmed. Everything is okay. The man identifies as a can of sardines.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oscar.

[Willie Griswold]

And this has been the news that we.

[Bob Kevoian]

It comes usually to us on a Friday. Did you say Friday? Remember the song?

[Josh Arnold]

I do remember it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now.

[Josh Arnold]

This is your favorite Friday.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know who's playing. You know who's playing that rhythm guitar? I'll give you hint. AC dc.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Turn it down for a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, that's the famous George Young.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, gotcha.

[Willie Griswold]

Not Angus or Malcolm.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, the brother.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Ace Cosby]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's the easy beats.

[Willie Griswold]

You got any Cooper Manning stories, either? I mean, what else are we doing over here?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, what are you doing?

[Willie Griswold]

You want to talk about the ugly Wilson brother? I mean, what are we doing today?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's great. No, that's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

You hear him chuckling after all that and go.

[Willie Griswold]

That's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's a great. Great. I think you got your Cooper Manning and you got your George. They're exactly in the same class. You nailed it. I should point this out. Willie and Jeff Oskay are going to be doing that special show he just referenced at the old mill in the Story Inn, which is haunted in Nashville. Coming up tomorrow night.

[Willie Griswold]

Story Inn's very fun, man. It's cool. They're going to have some barbecue food going.

[Josh Arnold]

Great food.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, they do?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. Like pulled pork sandwiches, usually. Nice, man. I really hope they do. If they don't tomorrow night, I'm screwed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be all right?

[Willie Griswold]

No, it's awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

And you want coleslaw on your pulled pork sandwich.

[Willie Griswold]

You know what, man? I didn't want to, and I can't.

[Ace Cosby]

It's.

[Willie Griswold]

It's too. It's a boring answer. I just got into it, and I'm so thrilled to tell you that, yes, I do. A fun little tangy treat.

[Josh Arnold]

I also like what it does to the bun.

[Willie Griswold]

It's nice. I know what you're thinking. When I go to raising canes, I'm also getting the coleslaw buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to get rid of it

[Willie Griswold]

and go double toast and now I get double toast.

[Jeff Oskay]

And the slo.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, It's. I turned 30. I'm getting so bored.

[Josh Arnold]

Boring.

[Willie Griswold]

You wouldn't believe it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think that's exciting.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm buying hats from every restaurant I go to. I go, God, I gotta get the hat from that place.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't know why you collect matches from places.

[Willie Griswold]

I do, I do.

[Jess Hooker]

My dad has my whole life. He has huge boxes of matchbooks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he doesn't have like the big glass vase. The clear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does he still have them?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Please tell me they're wrapped in.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can sell those for big money on ebay.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really? Okay, I'll let him know. I didn't know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know someone would buy him from you.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

I just.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just found.

[Willie Griswold]

He doesn't know anybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, I. I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just found this story that Jeff just referenced. The man was in China, had a dead fish in his rectum. He underwent a series of CT and X ray scans revealing the fish inside his body. By the way, the. The fish is a Mozambique tilapia.

[Josh Arnold]

Health workers a bottom feeder.

[Bob Kevoian]

He told health workers he had an intense abdominal pain. When the nurse questioned him as to how the fish ended up in his rectum, he said he accidentally sat on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

The nurse replied, do you think I'm an idiot?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

It says Metro uk. At first medics tried to remove the fish fish with an endoscopy but found it was too large.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't you come up with a water related lie? Yeah, like it was a cannonball gone wrong.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

They had to open his abdomen up.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because the animal's spiny fins had caused ruptured in his large intestines.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, the spiny fins.

[Bob Kevoian]

Could have been worse. It was a tilapia. Could have been a swordfish.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You think in this area of insertion. Aren't. Aren't eels the workhorse of the industry? Wouldn't you think they'd be the most popular?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It seems like it would naturally. Sort of.

[Tom Griswold]

And plus you got a little electricity jolt there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't officious. The. What's that called? The dorsal fin.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that like those things you hold shelves up with? You know when you put those.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, drywall. Those drywall anchors going in, they would push that dorsal fin back so you're not going to feel the spine.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't pull them back out.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right.

[Willie Griswold]

And I imagine he'd want to maybe the fish is frozen, so that way you can still kind of deal with it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Not too floppy, but then once it goes in, then it's gonna come up to temp, and then those spiny. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oof.

[Bob Kevoian]

You give that a lot of thought. So this guy's gotta catch the fish.

[Willie Griswold]

You know, if you make a cheesesteak at home, you want to put it in the freezer for 10 minutes so it's easier to cut the meat.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not gonna be a time for butt fun till this thing freezes this time.

[Tom Griswold]

So close.

[Willie Griswold]

It was so close.

[Tom Griswold]

Who wants to have butt fun? Fun.

[Josh Arnold]

My heart left into my skull.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that? I did not think you were going to say fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's one of my favorite Henry summer songs.

[Josh Arnold]

Who would use.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Willie Griswold]

It's. Well, because you got tired of the other stuff you were putting back there. You know, you can only put so much stuff until you got to up it to the fish.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think these guys. I think it's a situation is what's around.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like at any given moment, any

[Josh Arnold]

given moment, alone on a boat, ran out of eggs.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who knows where. Yeah. I think that's what it is. Well, I'm bored. I can do it. It's my favorite thing. What? What? Can I fit in there?

[Willie Griswold]

It's my favorite thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like I said, it could have been worse. It could have been a swordfish. That would have been really.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably couldn't get the whole thing in.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unless it was a baby one, so. But they got it out. I bet getting that hook out was rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those also kind of are one way, aren't they?

[Tom Griswold]

So this is yet another segment. We're not going to tell everyone what our wallpaper is on our iPhones. Is that right?

[Jess Hooker]

Why are you so excited?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm so excited we're gonna do

[Bob Kevoian]

that next, my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right, go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, mine, coincidentally, is a guy with a fish in his ass.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not.

[Josh Arnold]

So it does tie together.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

All right, the X ray.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it a Mozambique tilapia?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's a halibut.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Mine is Jeff Oskar shaving his beard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because if you're gonna have butt fun, you want to go with a.

[Willie Griswold]

How the butt is Henry.

[Tom Griswold]

Time for Big Fun was an album, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It's a great song from Henry Lee. I love this. Right now, I want to talk to you about things that rhyme, like Sunday and Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know what else rhymes with Hyundai?

[Bob Kevoian]

Fun day.

[Tom Griswold]

Fun day. And Friday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I wouldn't have put fry yay in there. That's not a word, honey. You can get into Hyundai's getaway sales event right now. It's going on. It's half happening. And you can check out some of their great vehicles, including adventure ready SUVs, like the Hyundai Santa Fe or the Santa Fe Hybrid. Christy, of course, has the Hybrid. 35 miles to gallon. That's what she reports. Your mileage may vary. I don't want to get a letter. I got 34. Do your homework. The Tucson or the Tucson Hybrid. Plus the stylish and bold Elantra, loaded with all the latest in technology. And you can go all electric with the Ionic 5 and the Ionic 9. So get down to your local Hyundai dealer, give it a ride, have some fun. Take. Take it for a test drive. See if it's for you. I bet it might be. It's part of the Hyundai getaway sales event. If you want to preview what you're gonna see, go online. Go to HyundaiUSA.com that's Hyundai USA.com. tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you when we come back. You know those commercials? What's in your wallet? What's on your phone? We're gonna find out what that is when we return. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, son.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Willie Griswold. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the NHTSA sports desk. And remember, when you speed, you have less time to react. Follow the speed limit to keep other roads users safe. Speeding catches up with you. Paid for by nitsa. Tom has honestly turned his back to me.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just going to introduce him. And he turns his back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to say a special hello, closed circuit to Susan Humes.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Brit's wife.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Sorry about that. Great newscast. I'm just preparing my tea.

[Jess Hooker]

Can you see that?

[Josh Arnold]

A Clipper fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't forget, it's Friday.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel so. I. I always felt bad for her.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did she ever have a career after this?

[Willie Griswold]

I think she's got, like, a DJ thing going on right now.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, she's around.

[Tom Griswold]

Becky. Becky Black. Rebecca Black.

[Josh Arnold]

That I am convinced. This song was not her fault.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't think I've ever heard this.

[Jess Hooker]

You Turn it off.

[Bob Kevoian]

This was a flash in the pan that we were talking about people who get famous very briefly, like Fanny Fox. Fox and whoever. And we were talking about some of the political people who get famous briefly.

[Josh Arnold]

Or William Hong on Idol. That kind.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, the kid that yodeled in the Walmart.

[Willie Griswold]

Sure, that kid. Mason Ramsey. I actually, I'm a pretty big.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you seen him now?

[Willie Griswold]

I like listening to his music. I'm a big fan of his.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

He goes. Turns out that wasn't a great idea. That, like, that didn't work out for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, I'm sure he.

[Jess Hooker]

But yeah, now he's like 20 years old.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know that he'd recovered.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's great.

[Jess Hooker]

Handsome young man. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now we have. We promised to get to this new story. Do you have the actual source on this?

[Jess Hooker]

I do. A new survey from Talker Research shows what your phone background says about you and who might be judging you for it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I don't care who judges me for it, but I wonder what they say about it.

[Jess Hooker]

A poll of 2,000Americans found that 30% of Gen Zers admit to judging someone based on their phone wallpaper. So that's your lock screen. Just so everybody's on the same page.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Now mine right now is a. A white golden retriever.

[Tom Griswold]

No, with the button there.

[Bob Kevoian]

With a. One of those. The cones.

[Josh Arnold]

Cute and funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I would have bet anything it was one of. One of the kids.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's. I got it on a rotation.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it rotates throughout the day. And it goes through my entire.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder what that says about somebody if they have it on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So it's a different picture that pops up every hour.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I think. I think if we wait. I think the next one coming up is the dick pic that Josh sent me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah? Yeah. And I, too, have it. I have a cone around it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I go next? I want to go next. Can I go next? Well, this week, NASA released brand new pictures, the clearest ever that they've had of the. Of the planets. And this is an actual picture of Venus now.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's how it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it doesn't rotate.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just have Venus up there. And also, it kind of makes me giggle because Venus rhymes with penis.

[Josh Arnold]

It does.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How often do you change yours?

[Tom Griswold]

Once or twice a week, probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll get in the mood and I'll

[Josh Arnold]

change mine hasn't changed for my life. Last six to eight phones.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's been that since I've known you, since you've worked here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, I think so. You have.

[Tom Griswold]

You haven't changed your wallpaper since you worked here.

[Josh Arnold]

Mine is a fall creek.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, very pretty.

[Josh Arnold]

A creek and fall.

[Willie Griswold]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

I am judging you.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. So what and why.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why?

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know you like hotel art that much.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's nice. The sameness of it.

[Jess Hooker]

I think the top phone background is that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that. Is that calm? And is it serenity for you? Did you bring you peace in a troubled world?

[Tom Griswold]

Is Tom Griswold as a therapist?

[Willie Griswold]

And by the way, if you get rid of. If you get rid of the snarky tone that he just used, if he just says, oh, is that calming for you? Does that give it you peace in a troubled world? That's just a nice thing to say to your friend.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

It's where I would go. You know what? It absolutely does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Except you know what's happening. That beauty, all that. All those are dying leaves. Did you come to talk about death today?

[Josh Arnold]

I. They are dying leaves.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't argue with that.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, nature or landscape was the second most popular phone background.

[Josh Arnold]

What does it say about me?

[Jess Hooker]

I haven't got that far. In the article, the top phone background was revealed to be family members or children. With 20% of respondents. Second most family photos.

[Tom Griswold]

Second most.

[Jess Hooker]

Most.

[Tom Griswold]

Second most popular is huge jokes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry. So I.

[Josh Arnold]

You were.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were talking. Which is the most popular? The most popular is what now?

[Jess Hooker]

Family members and children.

[Willie Griswold]

Your own family members and children.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Your own.

[Willie Griswold]

Not like a picture of Jonathan Taylor Thomas in the 80s. That'd be weird.

[Jess Hooker]

No, mine is. Mine's a picture of my kids. I change it out seasonally. So this is them when they were babies. Their first time on the beach. Yeah. Shut up.

[Josh Arnold]

Not neat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think it'd be cool. Would it be really hip? Would be to have a family. But it's the family that comes in the. When you buy a photograph. When you buy a photograph at Target. I mean in the frame. A frame at Target and there's some generic family have that as your just put it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I guess. Can I guess what aces is real quick.

[Jeff Oskay]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a big ass. A really big ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know what it is. I guarantee I know what it is. It has to be the Raiders. Yeah, yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's that. Very predictable.

[Willie Griswold]

Do you guys know that you can rotate like you can have multiple. You can pick between what it is. My sister showed me this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

What do you mean you're so your phone back? Depending on what phone you have, if you hold down on the lock screen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You can like, change really quickly. And so I have. I've had my sets as my lock screen.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Colts.

[Willie Griswold]

When. As soon as the Colts start playing, I'll have their schedule as my lock screen.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the funniest word in your stage? Stand up.

[Tom Griswold]

Set.

[Josh Arnold]

I always love looking at set lists.

[Willie Griswold]

Sun on my stretch marks. That's kind of a funny. That's kind of a funny few words.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's just the setup line. So you know what to go to?

[Willie Griswold]

No, it's just in the summertime, I said pop my shirt off, get some sun on my stretch marks. Oh, yes. That's. Sorry, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's just what reminds me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I see.

[Ace Cosby]

I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

I missed.

[Willie Griswold]

That's exactly what it is. But I have my sisters on there. So when I see them, because they get mad if they're not the background, I can always. I can go right to them. Yeah. That's cute.

[Josh Arnold]

Living a lie, right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the most elaborate lie I've ever heard.

[Willie Griswold]

Gosh, if you think that's the worst cheating I'm doing, you got no clue.

[Bob Kevoian]

So. No. So I'm sorry. So we're talking what is on your. Whatever it's called. What do they call your lock screen? Lock screen. Okay, so it's number one is family.

[Josh Arnold]

Mine's my pop and lock screen.

[Ace Cosby]

Whoa.

[Willie Griswold]

Look at a move.

[Bob Kevoian]

Number two was what?

[Jess Hooker]

Landscapes in nature.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Photos of pets were found to be twice as popular phone background than photos of partners and spouses.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, that's interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it interesting? I don't know. I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have a picture of your man on.

[Josh Arnold]

On there?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't. It's my kids.

[Bob Kevoian]

Any pictures of your pets?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I have pictures of my pets. Yeah. Sometimes if they do something.

[Josh Arnold]

What if she said that and showed us and it was her husband in a leash and a lot, a lot,

[Bob Kevoian]

a lot of leather.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, no, it's. I. Like I said, I change it seasonally, so I think that's normal. One in ten Americans. Let me see. Oh. Oh, she's old lady.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Mrs. Monks.

[Josh Arnold]

Hers. Gorgeous. Her. She's the Helen Mirren of dogs.

[Jess Hooker]

She really is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Ages very well.

[Tom Griswold]

She's never been happier.

[Jess Hooker]

Very dumb, but very pretty.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder what Godwin has.

[Willie Griswold]

Has this phone.

[Josh Arnold]

He showed me. It was.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a picture of him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is It a picture of him? Is it a picture of him? That's been a hide. So he looks like he's 35.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I want to say the last time I saw it was his son.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's usually Jimmy, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not a current photo because Jimmy's not flicking the camera. Sort of a. He's a tough young man.

[Willie Griswold]

Can you see his tattoos in the picture?

[Tom Griswold]

If I were. If I were you, I'd fear for my life.

[Willie Griswold]

Nothing better than being a child ripping a cigarette.

[Tom Griswold]

Kids coming after you.

[Jess Hooker]

One in ten Americans reported using the built in default backgrounds for the phone.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care for those.

[Jess Hooker]

Who's that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's that lazy?

[Josh Arnold]

Mine might be.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yours. Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I did not take this photo.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, you're kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

The one that had came with. Yeah, that's like getting the frame with the random family in a target and

[Tom Griswold]

putting it up in your living room.

[Willie Griswold]

No, day to day I just use a boring black gray plane. Yeah, it's easier on my eyes when

[Bob Kevoian]

you get one that has the rotator.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Who did that for you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Finn. Thank you for asking. Oh, so you know there's another one. That is Finn right there.

[Willie Griswold]

You have to use the rotator. Most people, you know, their families aren't so big. They all fit in one photo. Yeah. Yeah. That is a kind of a you issue.

[Jess Hooker]

Apparently the default background elicits a negative reaction from other people. They judge you negatively if you use the default.

[Jeff Oskay]

This.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I like this. Eliminate more people who want to talk to me.

[Willie Griswold]

If you're judging me based on my phone background, I'll judge that I don't want to be friends with you. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fair.

[Willie Griswold]

That's a good indicator of.

[Josh Arnold]

I really don't remember if I took this picture or not. Well, did you guys. Do you guys ever have.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't remember that one ever being an option.

[Josh Arnold]

I may have taken this photo.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can. I've got a. Would you like me to send you a nice real picture that I took of a beautiful creek?

[Tom Griswold]

God, I wish I take that and shout. It's. It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's in Vail, Colorado, and I know I happen to be in it. It's a selfie, so it's mostly me. And then a little bit. A little bit of the creek. That's fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

We should all have pictures.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you think that you think the 10 of the people that don't change it is because they don't know how?

[Josh Arnold]

For me, it's just I don't. I do like this photo, but I honestly just do not care at all.

[Jess Hooker]

See, I felt like maybe in the past you had a girlfriend and you had her picture up and then you took it down and she got upset so you switched it to this and never looked back.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, never had nothing like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, that's a good cover though.

[Josh Arnold]

But I bet that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, that's a smart move, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Just keeping it neutral so you never have to worry about such a thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, no, yeah, that is.

[Jess Hooker]

That is. If you use the default background, people assume that you're uninspired, unengaged and lack creativity.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, which is funny because maybe somebody uses the. Because they're living their life and they're being creative on their own and they're doing. Doing.

[Willie Griswold]

If you're living a beautiful full life, you don't have time to analyze your phone back all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

What is your. What if your life is your phone?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that would be 90.

[Willie Griswold]

Dude, I'm getting close. My screen time. Oh my.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Willie Griswold]

Look at that thing. That little graph.

[Jess Hooker]

Turned it off.

[Willie Griswold]

Hate graphs. Get that out of here. I don't need graphs anymore. I'm not seventh grade.

[Josh Arnold]

What's it showing?

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, it's bad.

[Josh Arnold]

I got.

[Willie Griswold]

I had. I had like a seven hour day

[Josh Arnold]

a couple weeks ago. I mean, isn't that incredible?

[Bob Kevoian]

And how much of that was a Philippine basketball betting?

[Willie Griswold]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

Get off my case.

[Willie Griswold]

I wasn't betting. I was also watching it.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's two different things.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, I like to speak on behalf if you know what's going to happen. It's not gambling.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm sorry. There's no more whimsy in the world. I can't have.

[Tom Griswold]

I love whims.

[Bob Kevoian]

What else is going on over there?

[Jess Hooker]

Buffalo Wild wings is.

[Willie Griswold]

Everyone shut up. We got to listen now.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think this strikes me as being something that is very original. But I could be wrong.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. Oh, they're adding an all new menu item that may turn some heads. It's called Poppin Ranch. The powdered shakable ranch additive is made with popping candy. Think Pop Rocks. Yeah. A burst of ranch flavor followed by an audible pop and crackle with every bite.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think this. I want to try this.

[Josh Arnold]

Sick.

[Willie Griswold]

I want to hear.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it sounds great.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I want to try this. But I don't think I'm like.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I love Pop Rocks. I did as a kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you love getting a Burst of a different flavor. Like you're eating a. A sandwich and all of a sudden. Oh, there's that. I got that little burst of pickle or whatever it is.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I'm with you. Popping ranch can be mixed into ranch or sprinkled directly onto your wings.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't mess with my ranch.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I think this is interesting. I want to try it. I'm not going to prejudge it the way I normally do. It could be really good.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. They. They're 99 cents a packet. And they'll launch on July 20th, just in time for National Chicken Wing Day. Wilbur, it's a religious holiday for you.

[Willie Griswold]

July 20th.

[Jess Hooker]

July 29th is the holiday I have time to celebrate.

[Willie Griswold]

I get ready.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And you can't try this. You don't take Pop Rocks and throw them in a bucket of ranch.

[Willie Griswold]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not going to work.

[Bob Kevoian]

This has got the ranch flavor.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'm sorry. And when is it being released east?

[Jess Hooker]

You can get those at BW3s on July 20th. And then chicken wing day is the 29th.

[Bob Kevoian]

So we'll. So some of the World cup people will still be here.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they can take them home. Because the ranch dressing was one of the big, big things that people from other countries were enjoying here in the usa.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And the bottles were too big and liquid. And you can't take it on the plane. So we go get the Pop Rocks ranch.

[Willie Griswold]

Get that ranch seasoning.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't think you can find buttermilk sour cream over there to make it with the good way. But.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

That ran seasoning. That can. That can get you pretty far.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds good.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we. When we come back. What have you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

We're going to learn a lesson. Lesson in periods. Things you guys didn't know about periods.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is. This is actually kind of interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Female cycle.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not new. It's not new information. You boys are so dumb.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, don't say that. I. I have not seen the story. I am so dumb. But.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

When it comes to periods.

[Jeff Oskay]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

You're talking to a red.

[Bob Kevoian]

This might be particularly interesting to Josh because I think two of the elements of this story would apply to Josh's life now. I don't know if he's flowing this week. I know Chick was flowing earlier this week, but he's way.

[Tom Griswold]

Christmas on my mother's grave. What the hell?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have a day where I flow. I. I have 10 minutes every morning

[Bob Kevoian]

where I. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And you guys just don't know what segment it's gonna be.

[Jess Hooker]

That's fair.

[Josh Arnold]

I know it's not fun for anybody.

[Willie Griswold]

Yesterday I was walking around, I go, I'm being such a. Right now. I gotta take it easy.

[Jess Hooker]

You know, people say that. They're like, oh, you. You work in an office. It's dominated by men, and they're like, it must be so cool and chill. No, it's actually the exact opposite. It's worse than working with little girls.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I like to. Sometimes you'll go to lunch and you'll see a group, and you can tell it's eight women that work together.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they're actually. They're just talking about how much they hate all the men.

[Josh Arnold]

The only difference between working with us and a bunch of women is occasionally we do accomplish something.

[Jess Hooker]

Occasionally.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well stated. Once again, the single Josh. Let's talk about your money, huh? Put gas in your car lately.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You may be relying on those credit cards these days, and that if you've looked carefully when those credit card bills come, the interest they charge is. Well, it's legal. I don't know how. I'm not sure who's getting rich on that. But the idea may be to help you out by paying those cards off. One of the ways to do that is to take advantage of the equity you've got in your house. If you own your home and you've owned it for a while, while it's probably worth more than you paid for it, a lot more. If you've owned it for 10 years, it's probably doubled in value on the market. It depends, obviously, on your situation. It's worth looking into. If you've owned it for, like, five years, I think the average is 30 to 40% increase in equity. So what you can do is you can refinance it, grab some of that cash, perhaps pay off some credit card debt, knock that out, or do whatever you want. It's your money. And it's going on right now at American Financing. This is what they specialize in. They also do, you know, whole mortgages from the bottom up. But this is a thing they're doing right now that they're averaging, for example, $800 a month in savings for their average client. So find out about what refinancing means. And by the way, there's no upfront fee. And I'll also explain to you that these are salaried mortgage consultants, so there's no high pressure. But if you just check it out. They've got a great website@american financing.net that can walk you through this. They say in about 10 minutes they can figure out if this might be something that would work for you. So give it a shot. You can call them at 866-889-2611. That's American financing, 866-889-2611. Easier to remember this American financing.net and after that, please put a slash Bob and Tom, so they know that we sent you and find out what's going on. It could work for you. I'm not sure. Once again, American financing.net nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Ace Cosby]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB- tom1 or@bob and tom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show,

[Bob Kevoian]

USA.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Willie Griswold, my man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't huff everything, Willie.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. How are you, sir?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not bad.

[Ace Cosby]

How you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

That tea looks so refreshing.

[Jess Hooker]

Perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

The ice looks great. You've got it full and it's in

[Willie Griswold]

a glass, like cartoon tea.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you normally drink out of a proper glass?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have discovered that I don't like drinking tea out of anything but a glass.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think a gentleman would drink an iced tea. It just tastes better in a glass than it does in Styrofoam.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

My hands are already so cold, naturally, that I can't do glass anymore. I don't like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I'm not kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're done. It's only glass.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, let me say. I'll give you an example, Ms. Hooker. You know about food.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're an expert chef, don't you? If you get, like, a really nice filet, say something you really like. You don't want to eat it on a paper plate.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

You want to have a, you know, proper plate with it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't mind that.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. But if you're at the grill and you take it off, and maybe that's what's. There is a paper plate, and you're slicing it off right there as you're getting.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're getting shards of. Shards of cardboard in your knife.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's delicious.

[Willie Griswold]

Josh, this is pre your time, but these guys know the story. There's a restaurant. We used to go there a lot. Lot. And they always had glass. You know, glass to drink with. And one time they switched from glass to plastic. And they made the grave mistake of not telling my father.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Willie Griswold]

And I will never forget this. We're out at lunch, and he picks it up with the might of a thousand men, expecting a certain weight, and he throws it all over himself.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Willie Griswold]

They didn't even tell me.

[Bob Kevoian]

They changed it.

[Willie Griswold]

He didn't even tell me.

[Josh Arnold]

He was furious.

[Willie Griswold]

And you know when you're. You know how funny it is when your dad gets mad when you're a kid?

[Ace Cosby]

I.

[Willie Griswold]

We laughed until we got home. We left the car ride, he was covered in tea.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'll have you know that restaurant folded. I. Now I know why. Yeah, that's a true story. Because I had. I was used to the heft. They had good tea.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's my number one requirement of a restaurant.

[Tom Griswold]

And the heft of a nice glass.

[Bob Kevoian]

Brewed tea. Not out of a gun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there was. There is a massive difference.

[Jess Hooker]

And your dad used to get mad, though, like that.

[Willie Griswold]

Him getting mad is the funniest thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, he got mad in a meeting, our last meeting, and everybody kind of freaked out a little bit.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And it scared everybody.

[Willie Griswold]

Did he make you guys go to your room?

[Jess Hooker]

No, but he did tell us to leave if we weren't gonna listen.

[Tom Griswold]

But the old timers heard about it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just Tom. That's right.

[Jess Hooker]

But it was a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were you at the famous meeting where I lost it about the T shirts?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounded like you had every.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the biggest mistake in the history of the said.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's like 9, 11, Pearl harbor, everything. They were.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were going to do some T shirts.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I love this.

[Bob Kevoian]

To celebrate the fourth of July with an American flag. Nice American flag. And this was a meeting in whatever, in February.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I said, okay, just make sure that they're American made and printed in the United States of America.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're honest that you actually said that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then, of course, the cut corners when they. They cut corners and then they bring these things, and I took one look at them and I lost my mind.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was furious.

[Jess Hooker]

I rightfully.

[Josh Arnold]

So I just got burned. There was an. It was an Instagram ad.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

And it was. They make these American flags made out of wood. And they're sort of layered and gorgeous, and they're handmade on a met. On an American farm by an American farmer.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they're all.

[Josh Arnold]

And I spent like 70 bucks on

[Tom Griswold]

it, according to the Instagram ad. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Two days later, your item has shipped. It is currently in Ireland.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't even.

[Ace Cosby]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

It's cool. But I kind of didn't even. I didn't need it, but I was like, I'm gonna support this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In a picture of a guy in his shop and like, small farm.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Little. I know. It's Patty McLarney.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, now don't you go knocking Patty.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a SM. He's in his.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's an American as. He's as American as.

[Josh Arnold]

That was 45 days ago, and I haven't gotten an update since.

[Jess Hooker]

We got to be careful. I had a similar situation where it was a piece of jewelry and it was very pretty, and it looked like it was handmade. And, And, And. And even in the thing, it showed special needs people making this jewelry. And I was on board and I was like, yeah, I'm going to support this. And I got this Cracker Jack box piece of crap.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Like three weeks later. It wasn't even what I ordered. And I have a feeling those people in the picture didn't make it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

They wouldn't have made something that crappy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, have you. I saw this thing. I. I don't know where it was. An American flag made out of fire hose.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That is great.

[Bob Kevoian]

But that's. That's legit. Very cool. I've got to. I want.

[Josh Arnold]

Made out of fire hose.

[Bob Kevoian]

I gotta find that one. I gotta find out one of those. But in any event. Yeah. I don't lose my temperature very often.

[Willie Griswold]

But that's not true.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was genuinely pissed. I was genuinely pissed about that iced tea incident because I had. I. I had. I think. Am I correct? I think I had, like, a linen shirt on. I. The entire thing of tea all over my chest.

[Willie Griswold]

It was the funniest day of my life.

[Josh Arnold]

How much responsibility do you take for that accident?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we used to go there all the time on. On Sundays, So I'd been to the restaurant many, many, many times.

[Josh Arnold]

So is the answer essentially zero?

[Ace Cosby]

Zero.

[Jess Hooker]

This is not.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll tell you what.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you walk. Let's just say. Let's just say you were walking around here, and unbeknownst to you, they had done something where. When you were going down the steps. The last step was an extra three inches.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever had that happen?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or you go, you go. Like, for example, if you go to another country where they don't have standards

[Josh Arnold]

or it's just an ancient piece of architecture where the standards were not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I was just in the Bahamas and almost killed myself because your brain's going step, step, step, step.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what, we take that for granted as Americans with modern architecture.

[Tom Griswold]

All the infused boxes and everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yes. Stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Steps that match.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of my favorite moments. My good friend Mark and I were in the Baja. He and I were just. The two of us were having lunch and we. What was the other place we'd go to? Not Nassau.

[Tom Griswold]

Compass Point.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, the other place. Freeport.

[Tom Griswold]

Freeport.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway, so we're in this restaurant. It's kind of this indoor outdoor restaurant. And we're sitting in the. The sort of indoor part. And he looks up and he's a builder. And the system of joists that they had. Do you remember this? They have these sort of clamps that hold them on. They were upside down. So I'm not sure if I'm explaining this correctly.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I understand.

[Bob Kevoian]

This was like we're waiting for the floor above to fall on top of us. Yeah. Their building inspector apparently couldn't come that day now.

[Tom Griswold]

Or maybe he came and looked. Right. Find it to him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, they.

[Josh Arnold]

They were.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were upside down. We lived through it. I'm. I'm happy to say that was this. That was the casino that had a gigantic sports book that you couldn't bet.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the name of that hotel that we used to stay?

[Bob Kevoian]

They had a. They had a giant sports. And you weren't allowed to. You weren't allowed to bet in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know who didn't get paid off that week, but that's. That's what was going on there. Well, thanks for joining us. Great job this week. Just Hooker. We appreciate your sitting in for Ms. Lee. I think you'll be back here next week for part of the week.

[Jess Hooker]

You're welcome. Yeah, I'll be back Thursday and Friday.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, well, he will see you again soon. And Willie G. And Mr. Osu, tomorrow night in Nashville, Indiana, it's a special live comedy night at the old mill down by the old Millstream in the Haunted story Indiana Hotel Story in. Thank you very much. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

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