The BOB & TOM Show - July 2, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - July 2, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a classic blend of fast-paced comedy, relaxed friendly ribbing, topical discussions, and musical interludes—perfect pre-holiday entertainment heading into the Fourth of July. The crew dives into everything from pop culture, sports, and nostalgic stories to advice for holiday revelers and tales from their own lives. Key topics include World Cup soccer, fireworks safety, pets' holiday anxieties, gambling misadventures, listener emails, and a batch of zany personal anecdotes.

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Main Cast This Episode

• Chick McGee
• Josh Arnold
• Pat Godwin
• Christy Lee
• Ace Cosby
• Jess Hooker
• Jeff Oskay
• Al Jackson (guest segment)

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Key Discussion Points and Highlights

1. Comedic Song Parodies and Bits

• [01:43] The show opens with a risqué parody song about "camel toe," filled with wordplay and wild euphemisms. The cast bursts into laughter at the improvisational lyrics and pushes the boundaries of morning radio.
  • “You're Gucci, your flapper, your showing off your snapper, your camel toe it looks alright so baby let it show…” – Chick McGee
  • Memorable moment: Pat Godwin feigning slow realization, “Hey, your muffin—Pat said he just got it.” [04:06]

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2. Team Chemistry and Banter

• [04:29–07:02] The hosts riff on today's roster—Tom is out, so guests and regulars banter over Tom's quirks.
  • Running joke: Ace Cosby doubles down, “I didn’t put any dippity do in my hair this morning, so he can't claim that on Tuesday.” [04:57–05:04]
  • Pat Godwin’s tropical shirt, pineapples and swinging culture: “When did that start? The pineapple? Where the hell did yours come from, SpongeBob? Huh?” – Chick [05:56]

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3. Pop Culture Deep Dives

• SpongeBob, swinging culture, pineapple symbolism, and cartoon lore get picked apart.
  • Funny confusion about cartoon relationships: “Doesn’t SpongeBob date Mr. Krabs' daughter who’s a sperm whale?” [06:15]
• [12:00–13:36] Music nostalgia—Cool and the Gang, “Hollywood Swinging”
  • Fun fact: “You know who Cool was? Robert Cool Bell. That’s my nickname—Cool.” – Chick [12:08]
  • Christy: “2012. Huh.” – Reminiscing about Cool and the Gang opening for Van Halen.

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4. World Cup and Sports Talk

• [07:14–11:50; 45:31–47:07] Soccer recaps dominate:
  • Detailed discussion on the US vs. Bosnia-Herzegovina match, red card drama.
  • Debate on the appeal process for red and yellow cards and comparisons with Messi.
  • Personal sports injuries, the broken bone vs. sprain debate: “Sometimes it's better to break a bone and start over in the healing process.” – Chick [09:11]
• Other Sports News
  • [47:07] Harry Kane scores for England: “Here comes the story of Harry Kane, a soccer player who came.” – Josh [47:07]

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5. Listener Emails & Language Gags

• [17:17–29:33] Listener emails spark discussions on language ("stove up," "sprang"), childhood misunderstandings, and idioms.
  • Notable: “My friend’s year old grandson asked her for some medicine because he had a mastiff headache.” – Pat Godwin [23:11]
  • Suck bucket vs. shop vac story, “Sock bucket is so good… I will call one of my brothers a suck bucket this weekend.” – Josh [24:20–24:26]
• Truckers and road flashers—listeners share funny and risqué stories, leading to:
  • Ace's theory: “If you ladies just once a week randomly flashed a man, this country would be a better place.” [26:49–27:06]

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6. Retail and Food Nostalgia

• Box store adventures, snack samples, and favorite cookies—Heavenly Hunks and Archway cookies
  • “Heavenly Hunks… little pucks, sort of like oatmeal cookies… they are very incredible.” – Josh [25:27–25:44]
• [29:51–30:54] Japanese KitKat flavors and Cincinnati’s Jungle Jim’s market

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7. Gambling and Vegas Stories

• [60:04–73:30, 144:53–145:32] The crew goes on a hilarious deep dive into casino and Vegas misadventures.
  • Notable, [62:24]: Jess: “I’ve never played a slot machine, ever, ever.” Show offers to induct her.
  • Christy: “I was instantly hooked and spent $4,200, lost all my money, and walked to the airport.” [73:16]
  • Legendary stories of lost paychecks, ATM overdrafts, and gambling lessons.

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8. Holiday & Fireworks Prep

• [80:41–83:01] Fireworks nostalgia is front and center. The cast shares redneck tales of dirt bikes, bottle rockets, and family chaos.
  • Jess: “We would zip tie PVC pipe on the back… cousin sitting backwards putting fireworks in the PVC pipe and lighting them… That's redneck heaven.” [82:36–83:01]
• Fireworks safety reminders, impact on dogs and pets (“SimpliSafe” home security and dog medication).

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9. Listener Letters & Curiosities

• Novelty license plates (“Scat on you”), regional idioms, and childhood toys get a shoutout.
• Animal stories—bear in the car, horse in tractor tire [90:24] (“Looks like the thing that came out of that guy’s belly in Alien.” – Josh [91:44]) and wild stags in a Scottish hostel.

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10. Personal Relationships & Sexual Honesty

• [110:21–114:38] Survey results on faked orgasms and couples’ communication. The team shares genuine opinions:
  • “I'd rather you just go, you know what, it's not going to happen.” – Josh [112:07]
  • Pillow talk, sports-style recap after sex, and the value of being direct.

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11. Pop Culture, Birthdays, and Today in History

• [118:10–124:39] Trivia: Thurgood Marshall, Dave Thomas, Larry David, Margot Robbie, and others honored.
• Miscellaneous: Susan B. Anthony dollar, Airplane! (the movie), three presidents dying on July 4th.
• "Dippity Do" nostalgia jokes: “I put dippity in the search bar and it filled out ‘Dippity Do hair gel?’” [121:31]

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12. Al Jackson Joins—Slang and Societal Trends

• [128:15–139:46] Hilarious analysis of the phrase “Janet,” introduced as a new archetype: “Janets are older white women that have no fear of black men and will just come up and start talking to you and your friends…” – Al [138:01]
• Major tipping at coffee shops, bikini baristas, and comments on American micro-cultures.

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13. End-of-Show Oddities

• [151:29] “Man claims to have a 10-inch penis says he feels like nothing more than a sex toy to eager women.” Pat reads, and the group rolls with it.
  • “It's almost like I need two days…” – Chick [151:36]
  • “Huge hog.” – Josh [152:26]
• [153:48] Discovery of a new dinosaur fossil (TITANOSAUR), endless riffing on the name.
• [162:07] Smuggling 2,000+ ants in luggage (“Who counted the ants?”; “Somebody, what time are you going to lunch? …Lose your place, maybe not…” [163:13])

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Notable Quotes

• “If you ladies just once a week randomly flashed a man, this country would be a better place.” – Ace Cosby [27:06]
• “That’s redneck heaven right there.” – Josh Arnold on Jess’ 4th of July story [83:01]
• “I would rather you just go, you know what, it's not going to happen.” – Josh Arnold on faked orgasms [112:07]
• “Huge hog.” – Josh Arnold, in response to 10-inch penis lament [152:26]
• “I just throw it over my shoulder and burp it.” – Chick McGee on same [152:30]
• “Janets are older white women that have no fear of black men and will just come up and start talking to you and your… friends…” – Al Jackson [138:01]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:43] – "Camel Toe" song and patter
• [04:29] – Crew intros/running jokes
• [07:14] – World Cup soccer, US game details
• [12:00] – Cool and the Gang, “Hollywood Swinging”
• [17:17–29:33] – Listener emails: language, family, and pet stories
• [26:49] – Ace’s “weekly flash” theory
• [45:31] – More sports: World Cup, Harry Kane
• [60:04–73:16] – Gambling, Vegas stories, slot machine tales
• [80:41–83:01] – Fireworks and redneck family memories
• [90:24] – Animal rescue stories, pony in a tire
• [110:21] – Survey: faked orgasms, couples' communication
• [118:10] – Today in History, celebrity birthdays
• [128:15] – Al Jackson segment: Slang and pop culture
• [151:29] – “10-inch penis” lament segment
• [162:07] – Man smuggles 2,000 ants in luggage

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Recurring Tone & Vibe

• Irreverent humor, nostalgic warmth, and good-natured mockery
• Open, raunchy, and playful, with frequent callbacks and running inside jokes
• Listeners encouraged to write in, share stories, and riff along

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If You Missed the Episode…

You missed a freewheeling party of an episode: a perfect blend of laughs, nostalgia, absurd stories, summer safety reminders (with a wink), and a celebration of group chemistry that keeps listeners coming back. Whether it’s dissecting World Cup drama, trading stories of Fourth of July fireworks mishaps, or parsing the social significance of “Janet,” this BOB & TOM episode has it all—“weekend radio” at its very best.

Transcript

[Josh Arnold]

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[Ace Cosby]

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[Ace Cosby]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

And we're live from the living room as Doug eyes up the match. Say spread. He's reaching for the buffalo wing.

[Ace Cosby]

Perfect.

[Pat Godwin]

Hang on.

[Josh Arnold]

What's this?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's gone for a can of Pepsi too. Incredible. What a finish. Sensational combination. Look at the delight on his face. There's no doubt about it. It just tastes better. Match days deserve Pepsi. Food deserves Pepsi. Grab a pack of Pepsi zero sugar for today's match. It's poetry in motion. It's the bob and tom show. You're a beautiful girl. And your pants are on so tight that when you stand just right I

[Josh Arnold]

can see it all.

[Chick McGee]

When you're on the beach and your bikini's soaking wet. I see a fuzzy silhouette as I look down. I see your camel toe, your biscuits, your cleavage. I see your tudor cleavage, your monkey, your muffin, you ain't adding nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

You're Gucci, your flapper, your showing off

[Chick McGee]

your snapper, your camel toe it looks alright so baby let it show. Looks like a big taco. I see your camel taco Jesse, Madame Walali, bearded clown. I could really go for a sideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole. Baby, don't you know I never thought I'd see so much of your anatomy. Your jeans are so tight I'm learning dynatron. I see your camel toe, your knuckle, you're nookie. Ooh, I see your cookie, a donut, a bagel down below your navel. It's furry, it's fluffy looking kinda puffy. Your camel toe, it looks alright so baby let it show. Looks like a big taco. I see your camel toe. Merci madame. While I lay bearded clam your biscuit, your cleavage, I see your pood or cleavage. You're monkey, you're muffin. You ain't adding nothing. You're coochie, you're flapper, you're showing off your snapper, your gym ol toe, it looks alright so baby let it show. Looks like a big taco. I see your camel toe, your Monkey.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, your muffin Pat said he just got it.

[Chick McGee]

You ain't hiding nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

Talking about vaginas, what are they?

[Chick McGee]

Well, from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio, it's the Bob and Tom show. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin. Sipping on some cup of Joe.

[Christy Lee]

Cup of Joe? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

30 weight. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, hi, hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chickman. And once again sitting in Tom's seat. Hello, weird beard. It's Jeff. Oscar.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, buddy.

[Pat Godwin]

We're gonna get in trouble.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna get big time trouble.

[Pat Godwin]

He was mad the last.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know he was mad.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm doubling down, baby.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Don't be scared of him.

[Ace Cosby]

I didn't put any dippity do in my hair this morning. So he can't claim that on Tuesday.

[Chick McGee]

He, he does realize that you wear his headphones, I think, and that's really has him concerned. I don't know why, but yeah, yeah,

[Pat Godwin]

he doesn't like to share.

[Chick McGee]

There was a guy who worked here that had all sorts of stuff in his hair at one point. And you tell him the headphones did suffer. Oh, I will tell you that. Yeah, it was something.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you notice Pat shirt?

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, it's very, very tropical.

[Christy Lee]

Very flying Thursday, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Party.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that. They're like girls on it.

[Chick McGee]

Are you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I noticed that.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Ladies in bathing suits.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's girls.

[Christy Lee]

A little bit later, around 5 o', clock, happy hour, the girls get all over.

[Pat Godwin]

Ladies are on the beach.

[Chick McGee]

There's a pineapple, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Swimsuits.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

What's the pineapple mean there, Pat?

[Christy Lee]

You know what it means?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Swinger, right?

[Chick McGee]

When did that start? The pineapple? Where the hell did yours come from, SpongeBob? Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

SpongeBob. Was he a swinger in one episode and then it just took off from there.

[Pat Godwin]

What's her name? Patty.

[Chick McGee]

Sandy.

[Pat Godwin]

Sandy.

[Chick McGee]

Sandy, Sandy. Sandy lives in a Tree Dome.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't Spongebob date Mr. Krabs daughter who's a sperm whale?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Mr. Krabs daughter.

[Al Jackson]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's gigantic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Mr. Krabs keeps telling, now, now you lose weight when you're supposed to. Don't worry about it.

[Ace Cosby]

Doesn't she have great eyelashes?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's like pretty lips fluttered.

[Chick McGee]

But spongebob and Patrick went over to the tree dome.

[Pat Godwin]

That's one of my favorite episodes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that is great.

[Chick McGee]

To have tea with Sandy. And they're both. Of course they don't have any water. In the tree dome. And spongebob is drying out slowly. But he finally screams, what kind of place is this? Boy, that's. That's good stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm fine.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I'm fine.

[Pat Godwin]

Water.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes when SpongeBob dries up, they just cut to actual footage of a sponge.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's how dry is USA you guys all.

[Pat Godwin]

I watched that. That's why I look like crap today because I love till 10:30.

[Chick McGee]

And what was your excuse yesterday?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, what a game, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Something else, right? The usa.

[Pat Godwin]

You think you deserve that red card?

[Chick McGee]

Falarin Baligan is who we're talking about. Got a red card in the second half and like I'm going to say 64th minute. And Malik Tillman converted on a free kick that gave the 10 man United States squad. If you get a player gets a red card, you play shorthanded.

[Josh Arnold]

Oz never did give Nothing to the

[Pat Godwin]

10 man that he didn't already know have. Oh, is that it?

[Josh Arnold]

And it's not just that he didn't already have its that he didn't. Didn't already.

[Pat Godwin]

I should know you're in America anyway.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's. They. They're drawing parallels with Messi getting the same kind of foul, but he was not ejected. He did not get a red card. But also Folairan Baligan, who scored three goals so far for the United States in the World Cups out for Belgium.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

On Monday night. They'll have to play without him. But they march on into the round of 16.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know how you'd stop that is just putting his foot down. He didn't know the guy's ankle was

[Chick McGee]

there right when it happened. Of course the soccer. The guy for Bosnia, Hertzer donut immediately went down and started pounding on the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, can't stand it.

[Chick McGee]

And I in my chair lie and I said, oh, look at this puss. You see? And I. They showed the replay and his ankle was practically facing up at his crotch.

[Josh Arnold]

So it was bad.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it was awful bad.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The guy did get hurt, but.

[Chick McGee]

You ever do that? I've done that on the basketball court, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Twisted your ankle.

[Chick McGee]

I was something else. Yeah. You land on your ankle wrong so badly. Really hurts right away to where the

[Josh Arnold]

doctor at the ER went. Oh, you would have been better off breaking this.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. They sometimes say that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it would have been healed quicker and everything.

[Chick McGee]

They sometimes say that it's better to break a bone and start over in the healing process. That gives us a some sort of lesson for life, doesn't It.

[Josh Arnold]

It does.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes you're in a relationship. A cle break.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a sprain.

[Chick McGee]

No, just rip it right off.

[Christy Lee]

Drag this out.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Right now.

[Chick McGee]

You want a lot of ladies pawing that shirt. You don't want just one.

[Josh Arnold]

Did anybody else think it was sprang for a lot of their.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I got a sprang ankle with

[Chick McGee]

a G. Sounds right.

[Ace Cosby]

Growing up.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly. That's definitely what I thought.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever heard of the term stove for, like, stiff muscles? No, I'm stove up. I haven't. Yeah, like when you're sore, you haven't worked out for the next morning, you're, oh, I'm all stove up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what it means, but I've always heard it.

[Pat Godwin]

I have not heard that.

[Chick McGee]

It's in the white trash dictionary.

[Pat Godwin]

I think I should. I have the thing on my nightstand. I should have known that one.

[Chick McGee]

The white trash dictionary.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, God. Yeah. You know that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I thought you meant something else. Did you?

[Pat Godwin]

I grew up. White trash, baby.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just finding out now. There's a white trash dictionary. And you have a copy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is this one of those Christmas gifts you got me and I put it in the garage? Okay, never mind. And boy, England's got their work cut out for him. They win last night. They beat the Congo two to one. Guess who? Harry Kane. Two goals in the second half. England's all time leading score. Congo out. Harry Kane. Harry Kane in England advance to play Mexico on Sunday in, oh, by the way, Mexico City. Ah. And you remember when Mexico played Ecuador, the Mexican fans were out in the parking lot of their hotel, beating on trash cans.

[Pat Godwin]

Kept them up all night, they said.

[Chick McGee]

And having a concert.

[Josh Arnold]

That's still being reviewed, isn't it? They made some sort of formal complaint.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's a formal complaint, but much like they're going to try to.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sure the security and the police in Mexico will take care of that situation.

[Josh Arnold]

They're on the up and up.

[Chick McGee]

Well, both August bodies. I'm sure they're going to try to appeal Folarian Baligan's red card, but apparently. Get a load of this. You can't appeal a red card, but you can appeal two yellow cards.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought that equal the red card.

[Chick McGee]

It does. But if you hit them two separately, two yellows that make a red. You can appeal that. If you just go right to the red card. You can't appeal that.

[Christy Lee]

You can appeal an orange card, though.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Am I right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you can. You're right.

[Josh Arnold]

In an amusing fashion.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you. That was lovely, Pat. Thank you very much. And this song was in my head driving in. So you guys all have to suffer.

[Pat Godwin]

All right?

[Chick McGee]

Name that song.

[Christy Lee]

I know it.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no suffering.

[Chick McGee]

No. How about this, huh, Oscar?

[Pat Godwin]

You know what this is?

[Ace Cosby]

Hollywood swinging.

[Chick McGee]

Hollywood swinging.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks, Ben.

[Chick McGee]

Cool in the gang. Thank you. Yeah, Cool in the gang formed in 1964. You know who Cool was? Robert Cool Bell. Yeah, that's my nickname. Cool.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And isn't that one of the kids name in parenthood? Yeah, Cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom Holtz's kid who Robards essentially adopt.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they've got great nicknames. Robert Cool Bell.

[Josh Arnold]

That's when the wife goes, the grandma, I just fed Cool his lunch. And Robards goes, I'll call the paper.

[Pat Godwin]

Does anybody remember like in 2012 when cool and the gang opened for Van Halen? And I thought at the time, this is a crazy combination. And it was probably one of the best seats I've ever had for a concert. I think it was a second row. It was amazing, Gunner, actually.

[Chick McGee]

I bet it was amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

It was incredible.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Cool. And the gang was just awesome. Oh, I bet I really.

[Christy Lee]

2012. Yeah. Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

Was. It was so fun.

[Chick McGee]

Jungle boogie. Remember that? Jungle boogie. Get up to get down.

[Pat Godwin]

Who's the lead singer?

[Chick McGee]

Robert Cool Bell.

[Pat Godwin]

That guy sang to me the whole time. Like the only girl in the front

[Christy Lee]

because he had to focus on you.

[Pat Godwin]

Van aen Dennis.

[Chick McGee]

Dennis DD Thomas. Robert Spike Mickens. George Funky Brown.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know whether to pick Cool or funky from a new nickname.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not go with both? Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Funky McGee. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Here comes Funky Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I like that. Funky Cool. That's good. Coming up in sports, we'll have other stuff including a letter for Josh from our our email pile and of course emails from our listeners brought to you by Sleep number Save on cooling comfort during sleep numbers 4th of July sale. Oh, hey, that's coming up soon. For a limited time, new mattresses start at fifteen hundred dollars. Check it out at sleep number store or sleep number dot com. What do you have we can look forward to? Christine.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, did you see the couple that claimed the Empire State Building?

[Josh Arnold]

I, I, that was, that was nerve wracking.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we'll talk about that. Also, there was a guy in Colorado who opened the passenger side door of his truck and there was a bear in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Kind of surprised him. We'll have that for you.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, how you doing? Yeah, I was just hitchhiking.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought, can I get a ride?

[Chick McGee]

Can you Take me up to the next park. The only reason to it. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Do you hear that?

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like breakfast is ready because Quaker's

[Chick McGee]

coming in hot with morning nutrition, 100% whole grain oats and a good source

[Josh Arnold]

of fiber to fuel the rhythm of

[Chick McGee]

your morning and kickstart your day. And that sounds absolutely delicious. Fuel to start whatever's next. Quaker, official sponsor of FIFA World Cup 26. Oh, let's go. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Hi, Hi. Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

And Jeff Oskay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Cooling the gang. Time for our emails from our listeners all around the world. Brought to you by Sleep number Save on cooling comfort during sleep numbers 4th of July sale for a limited time. New mattresses start at fifteen hundred dollars. Check it out at sleep number store near you or go to sleep number.com, which is on your computer. And I have a letter here for Josh, as in often, what do we call them? Wind bags. Is that right? Yeah, junior, junior and senior wind bags or just junior when the junior windbag club, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we love our windbags, that is.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Bob and Tom show, longtime listener, first time emailer. Each year on July 1st, Tom asked Josh where the first modern Olympic Games were held. I don't remember him asking that ever before, but I don't remember much. And Josh always dutifully answers, 1904 in St. Louis. Well, this is incorrect. According to Eric, the first modern Olympic Games, Athens, Greece, in 1896. Ah, the St. Louis Games marks the first time the games were held outside of Europe. But they are the third Olympic Games. All right, I didn't, I did not check that.

[Josh Arnold]

But no, no, I think maybe he's right and Tom is reading from a things, you know, a list of histories,

[Chick McGee]

a list of history that they, they

[Josh Arnold]

have it wrong then.

[Chick McGee]

But yeah, all right, but, but you're a good St. Louis. What county is that? St. Louis County.

[Josh Arnold]

St. Louis. There's St. Louis City and then St. Louis County. I grew up in Jefferson County.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so is that a well to do county?

[Josh Arnold]

No, the opposite. It was one of those. Hey, do you live in St. Louis county or Jefferson County? Jefferson County.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh,

[Josh Arnold]

it's not like that anymore. But when I was a little kid,

[Chick McGee]

I have to read this gentleman's whole name. It's in his email, but because I find it amusing, this email from Horace Blimp.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh, I love, I love when people have nouns for last name.

[Chick McGee]

What a great name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is a great name.

[Chick McGee]

Horace Blimp.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever seen the Life and Death of Colonel Blimp?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a classic.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. You know what I watched yesterday? I revisited Hannie Calder. Oh, isn't it good With Raquel Welch. Forget how good. Robert Culp was Great. He's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ernest Borgdine, Strother Martin, Jack Elam.

[Josh Arnold]

Christopher Lee is great.

[Chick McGee]

Christopher Lee doing.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a gun maker kind of gun.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like a very flat accent.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really, really good. Anyway, this email says it's grimy.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a grimy film, isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a Western, right?

[Chick McGee]

A lot of sweating, a lot of dirt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And a lot of. They.

[Josh Arnold]

There's some ugliness.

[Chick McGee]

You get the feeling they had a big meeting about. This is going to be in Technicolor, so we need something for blood.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. The reddest paint possible.

[Chick McGee]

The red. I know they had meetings about it. Dear Bob and Top Show. Just wanted to say how much I appreciate Pat Godwin.

[Al Jackson]

Me.

[Chick McGee]

Whenever I'm feeling down or sad about my life, I think about Pat and feel better about myself.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that took a nip.

[Ace Cosby]

Read that.

[Chick McGee]

I never read them before. Mr. Mr. Blimp wrote us that email. Thank you, Horace.

[Josh Arnold]

Horace Blimp is an awesome name.

[Chick McGee]

He's amazing. Do you have a letter over there, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I do, yeah. We'll call this Brock Parrot News. My friend had a parrot, says a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.

[Chick McGee]

Dolores.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Dolores. And Sc.

[Chick McGee]

Santa Claus, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, Dolores. Santa Claus.

[Chick McGee]

Or South Carolina, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Santa Claus.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

My friend had a parrot that would make a sound of the microwave buzzer. And when the friend would get up to check it, the bird would just laugh.

[Chick McGee]

The bird not only made the sound, but watched it unfold. And then laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

Laugh at the man. And then he did this with the sound of a phone and a doorbell also.

[Chick McGee]

You just sit down. You got your.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a jokester.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You got your plate. You're in your chair. All situated. Ding dong. That's that damn parrot again.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like living. Living with the guy from Police Academy. Why can't I remember his name?

[Chick McGee]

Michael.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Bobcat lost his mind on Michael in one of the movies. I guess he just grabbed him by the throat and said, michael, no, you have to step. Do you have a letter? Chrissy, it looks like you're.

[Pat Godwin]

I do. All my letters refer to Tom in a way, though.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Well, let's keep going.

[Pat Godwin]

I was surprised to be watching MASH today and Colonel Potter was going on and on about his Brownie. Hawkeye camera. I've seen every episode more than once. Never paid any mind to this until now. Thanks, Tom. This is from Cody in Midland, Texas.

[Chick McGee]

Brownie camera. Yeah, it's a Brownie.

[Pat Godwin]

Several years ago, my youngest son came home from college. This is from Mick in Detroit. I bought him a used car to drive while home from the summer. The first day home, I gave him the keys and so proud. Here, son. Drive safely. Two minutes later he's back in the house and says, dad, hey, thanks, but I don't know how to drive a manual. Oh, bummer.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

That's when the lessons began.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember how I learned, but

[Pat Godwin]

my dad taught me.

[Chick McGee]

Oddly enough, my mother taught me how to drive. Ah. And she was fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Not the manual.

[Pat Godwin]

Did your driver's ed teacher? Because.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, that wasn't covered, I don't think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, my dad taught me too. The stick.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Made you park on a hill or something and let the clutch out.

[Christy Lee]

It was scary.

[Josh Arnold]

It is all of it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I run into a bus.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I always went to the school parking lot to do it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Oh, my friends. Oh, this is a Thomism. My friend's year old grandson asked her for some medicine because he had a mastiff headache.

[Josh Arnold]

Mastiff headache. That's a big headache.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. She goes, I'm a nurse now and I will never call it. I'll never call it anything other than that. A mastiff headache.

[Chick McGee]

A master. My daughter, when she was 2 or 3, said, what Mazaguin are you reading? And it has been mazagine. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

In the family, spaghetti is ours.

[Christy Lee]

My little brother said, hankaberger.

[Pat Godwin]

Anchor burger.

[Christy Lee]

Hamburger.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hanker burger. Oh, that dovetails into this. Christy. Dear Bob and Tom show. My wife and I were recently detailing our truck. This is Ted in Redding, California. She was on the interior running the vacuum. At one point she said, hey, help me out and move that suck bucket a little closer.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

I'm running out of hose. I replied, suck bucket. Do you mean shop fact? She said, yeah, yeah, just make it happen. This is, of course, Tom speak.

[Josh Arnold]

Sock bucket is so good and it's worth. I will call one of my brothers a suck bucket this weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. Are you going to fish this weekend? You're just cooking out all of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Waverunnering, pontooning, swimming.

[Pat Godwin]

How was your box store visit yesterday?

[Chick McGee]

Did you go to the box store?

[Josh Arnold]

I did, I did. I went to the box store where there's a line where you check out and then there's a line to get out of the place.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, oh yeah. They check your receipt. They just say no to shoplifting.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, where they have the shopping carts the size of Escalades. It went fine. It was busy, but you know, I suck it up and just enjoy picking out snacks for the kiddos.

[Chick McGee]

And did you, did you have any? Because I do samples.

[Pat Godwin]

Samples.

[Josh Arnold]

No no. You know my rule there. I will not give the public there's. Because I know as soon as I go up to the sample, one guy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought I'd see you here.

[Chick McGee]

All right. At the sample desk. How are those corn dogs?

[Josh Arnold]

Not doing it.

[Pat Godwin]

What was your favorite snack that you picked out?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, probably. Have you guys had Heavenly Hunks?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, those cookies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. They're like little pucks, and they're sort of like oatmeal cookies. Chocolate chip oatmeal. They are very incredible, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

I refound archway cookies. Frosted oatmeal.

[Pat Godwin]

Oatmeal.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude.

[Pat Godwin]

Classic.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, those are classic.

[Chick McGee]

They're amazing. I had them when I was a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

They're as good as they were.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I had no idea they were still out there. Dear Bob and Tom show. This is from Lance Moon. M o o n. That spells Moon. Listening to the show with my wife heard the letter from a truck driver thanking that Georgia peach for flashing him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Well, my wife, Duchess, has always felt the need to flash truck drivers when we travel. She says it's her way of saying thank you for all their hard work. I always encourage her to spread the joy and thank those truckers. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's from Lance. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't. Just keep it to the truckers. I got stuff in the back of my car.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What about the grocery getters?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Come on, Google, show the grocery getter. I have a theory that if you ladies just once a week would just randomly flash a man just for a second, this entire country would be a better country. We would all be in a better mood if at least once a week, just some random girl just went, hey, have a good day, Flash, and just walks on, doesn't say another word. The world would be a better place.

[Chick McGee]

What if it's your. Your partner flashing? Would you be for that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

They're nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. So if you're in the car with her and she goes, hey, you know what? I'm gonna flash this trucker. I appreciate what he does. You'd be like, yeah, yeah, I would.

[Ace Cosby]

I'd roll down the window and honk. Yeah, bring it on. Look at what I got here.

[Chick McGee]

So do you like to, you know, mix it up, invite someone into the bedroom?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's a big jump, my friend.

[Chick McGee]

That's a big, big jump. That's just a short putt from flash them to Teresa. We're gonna have sex with Ted. What do you think? That's right, Ted.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm Bringing a guy in.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay. I see how you are.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's her birthday.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my bad.

[Chick McGee]

There. That's gonna go wrong though, because as soon as she like. Oh, Ted. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Never made that noise with me.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. What the hell's she doing? Oh, she's meowing like a cat. I never heard that. Oh, and speaking of cats, several emails this morning, Josh, they need an up update on Gravy and how she's doing.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, completely unaffected by fireworks.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't. It means nothing.

[Chick McGee]

So I've got mine on puppy downers, I guess, and I put a little. It looks like a sweatshirt sleeve. I put it over her head and it mashes her ears down a little bit and she's a trooper. She. She keeps it on.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, you know what?

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully she knows it's helping her.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know that it's. Oh, this is comfy. And I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah boy. But there's nothing funnier than an hour, hour and a half after you give them the fireworks. Culmers. Yeah, she's on the couch, just spread eagle like your partner and yeah, she's out. She is high AF watching the wizard of Oz.

[Josh Arnold]

All Dark side plays. Yeah, my gravy does is insisting on us going to a fireworks stand and buying some. She wants to light off by. I want to write off bottle rocket crazy. No, you'll burn yourself.

[Chick McGee]

It's pews.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not pews to not give you fireworks. You're a cat.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how could she? Can she even light them with her paws?

[Josh Arnold]

She claimed yes.

[Christy Lee]

Did she make the trip to the Ozarks with you?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

My sister in law's very, very allergic cats.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what she says?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? Maybe I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not having that. It's enough to have him in this house. I want his damn cat run.

[Josh Arnold]

Two dachshunds. Long haired dachshunds. So I don't know how they.

[Chick McGee]

Those are cool.

[Josh Arnold]

They are fun and they're very sweet, but I don't know how they'd react. They don't like any other critters around, so Gravy would love them. I don't think they'd love her.

[Chick McGee]

You ever have a dachshund? A little large in the belly? Bellies on the ground.

[Josh Arnold]

Scraping their belly.

[Chick McGee]

Scraping their belly. We were talking about KitKat candy bars yesterday. Pacifically from Japan. This is from William. I just watched your segment about Kit Kat flavors available in Japan. I happen to live near Cincinnati and we have heard of this. This establishment a couple dozen times. Jungle gym.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right.

[Chick McGee]

They carry gigantic selection of imported products, including from Japan and Williams. Pretty sure they have many of the Kit Kat flavors we were talking about yesterday day, like wasabi. And didn't they have eel or something?

[Josh Arnold]

There were a couple that were. That did not sound great.

[Chick McGee]

Break me off a piece of that eel. That eel cat bar. Let's see. I'd be happy to pick up whatever flavors I could find. And as long as I get to hang out with Josh for the day. And I. I emailed him. He'll be here later this afternoon.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm leaving town. It's a bad day for that. But you know what? Hell with it. He's coming to the lake.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Ace Cosby]

Can I say this? Josh is not on social media for the most part. Would you say?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've got the Instagram.

[Ace Cosby]

Very, very, very limited. So 90% of the messages I get on social media are, hey, could you show this to Josh? Hey, could you let Josh know? Hey, this is for Josh. Hey, I don't like Josh sending me stuff. I don't show it to him. I'm not gonna show it to him. And if you would just put yourself back on social media, I wouldn't have to deal with it. There's nothing worse than saying, oh, you have 20 new messages, and 19 of them are for Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you get into some sort of mini fight with the guy a couple weeks ago about you ruined his life?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that was the. That was the 20th message. That wasn't for Josh. That was for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What did he say?

[Ace Cosby]

I can't repeat it. According to Josh, I was too loud in the restaurant, and I offended everyone within the place. No.

[Josh Arnold]

And it wasn't the volume. It was the amount of F words,

[Pat Godwin]

you know, that brings up. It happened to me at lunch yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

F words being spoken.

[Pat Godwin]

There was somebody sitting there, and every other word out of his mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Was the F word with your party or.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I was at the bar.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the bar.

[Pat Godwin]

I was at the bar.

[Chick McGee]

Glug, glug.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I was watching the. I was watching the World cup game. I just went in for a burger. I knew I could get in, get out. And they were sitting on the corner. You know, man, that guy. And I curse a lot, but that

[Chick McGee]

offended me like a sailor.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, come on, dude. First of all, we're trying to watch the game. Secondly, you're loud, talking about your effing F and effin. Effin. I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

His F and f' N F and effin. You know, want to say. I was, it was me and Warren and Han. We were at a breakfast place.

[Josh Arnold]

It was Warren, you and I.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And he was. Greg was talking really loud about something and there were plain clothes nuns sitting behind him. And I, I looked over at one point of Sister after he, Warren just went on a tirade about something and he talks loud and repeats it sometimes.

[Josh Arnold]

And that was, that probably was Han because when it was you, I and Greg, people. Oh, Greg is such a clean comic. He does shows for kids.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Go to lunch with him.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

There's so much cussing and he's so loud. And he, we got, we were. The table of women turned around and asked us to be quiet.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And Chick and I just sort of. Yes. Yeah, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Of course, Greg. And he thought that was phase. He thought that was funny.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it the cauliflower ear? He can't hear as well.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's just cosmetic.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tell us about your car, Christy.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah, the Tucson hybrid. Yes, we love it. From Hyundai. And you know, while the world watches the stars at the FIFA World cup, we were all watching yesterday. Hyundai has its eyes on the next generation of talent, the future stars who have already started turning heads at the age of 14. Because next doesn't wait for an invitation. And neither does Hyundai. Hyundai has always moved the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on every vehicle and engineered EVs with ultra fast charging capability. Because the future isn't some far off concept. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA. Last night during the game. I don't know if anybody noticed this, but obviously Hyundai's big on the sidelines. And at one point there was a close shot and they were in the corner and it looked like a car was driving onto the field because it comes on the sideboard, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And. And Andy goes, what? And I go as part of the Hyundai ad. Oh, look like it was driving onto the field.

[Chick McGee]

Did look real.

[Pat Godwin]

It was cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We'll be back with news and sports and more swell stuff. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning.

[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

Oh, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold, the guy who invented cocktail sauce. No, I take that back. Tartar sauce just dropped relish and mayonnaise, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

And then tried it and went, hey, this might go well with this fish, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, there's a two things I can't eat.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? Ramalade saw. I'm not pronouncing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that. For the shrimp. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Correctly. What's that? Oh, it's really good.

[Josh Arnold]

That came out very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. Why don't they have it all? You can eat shrimp place for breakfast.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Have shrimp and grits.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd go to a place that was just called shrimp for breakfast.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

When a nice peel and eat. What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

And if you're under, if you're under 5ft, you get half off your breakfast.

[Pat Godwin]

Shrimp too much work.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think?

[Chick McGee]

No, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Them with you.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Let me ask you this. You order Alaskan king crab at a restaurant. Do you crack it at the table? You have it done in the kitchen.

[Pat Godwin]

You have to crack it at the table.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't do it in the kitchen.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Chick McGee]

That's all you can shovel in with both hands?

[Pat Godwin]

You pay extra for that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're, you're with the chickster. Don't worry. Don't worry about cost. Look at that chick little dog that's right. There's Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know that was an operation.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Lobster.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Jeff.

[Ace Cosby]

What's up, buddy?

[Chick McGee]

How you doing? Osu.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't do it, though, at Long John Silver's. When you say hey in the kitchen, when you take the breading off of the fried shrimp.

[Ace Cosby]

They do, but it's with their mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom used to debread. We would go to Ponderosa and it would be steak and shrimp night or something, and she would get the popcorn shrimp. Just all you can eat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She would de bread each popcorn.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Those tiny little things. And I go, mom, what are you doing? You get more. I can eat more shrimp this way.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Well, she kind of had something, I think. I would think the breading is full of calories.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, and she's always been a thin lady. She. But yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And remember, just a whole plate of. Joey Chestnut said that one of the. He loves to eat shrimp because it digests so quickly right through your body.

[Jess Hooker]

Body.

[Pat Godwin]

He's working this weekend, isn't he?

[Chick McGee]

It comes out your penis.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh. He must be right.

[Chick McGee]

Nathan's Hot Dogs. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Doesn't come out your penis.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It does for men.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know, you wouldn't know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, I'm sorry. It's not shrimp. It's asparagus. And you. Everybody should know that. It changes.

[Pat Godwin]

It changes the smell. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob at Top Show, I wanted to share an interesting fact about one of our local ice cream shops.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

And Mr. Eddie.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There's a talking horse ice cream stand in Mishawaka, Indiana. It's named after the television show Mr. Ed.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, look at the pictures of the treats. They're amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The shop is located in a renovated house that was the childhood home of Alan Rocky Lane. Yes. The voice of Mr. Ed.

[Josh Arnold]

We. Tom has to find out about this today.

[Chick McGee]

We've got to find that and go several times.

[Jess Hooker]

Times.

[Chick McGee]

We got their strawberry and chocolate.

[Josh Arnold]

That shake looks perfect, man. And the size of the straw is excellent.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. The big thick one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's perfect. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you guys make it up to Mishawaka, come visit me and I'll buy for the whole crew at Talking horse ice cream stand.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. We're all set. And we're talking about license plates a couple shows ago. I'm Dear Boba Tom Show. I'm. My name's Chris with a K. I'm living in Florida. Seen a handful of notable vanity plates over the years. Here's my favorites. That, of course, is a license plate that says D's D, E, E, Z. And then there's the next one has O's and P in it. That would be poop with three O's. And then, of course, scat on you.

[Josh Arnold]

Scat on you.

[Chick McGee]

Scat on you.

[Pat Godwin]

How did that get.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how that gets.

[Al Jackson]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

How does that become your thing?

[Josh Arnold]

I have a feeling that's not an Ella Fitzgerald fan.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, now, that could be Winnie the Pooh.

[Josh Arnold]

No, there's a poop. It's pee at the end.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I saw. I thought it was an H. Sorry.

[Ace Cosby]

Come on, no one wants that kid's book. Winnie the Poop.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Rabbit. I pooped again.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, bother.

[Chick McGee]

I have. I have this. Does poop stick to your fur? Well, come here. Anybody else? Any letters?

[Pat Godwin]

No?

[Ace Cosby]

All right, real quick. You were talking about your mom found out the Ponderosa hack to get more shrimp.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Last week I was out with my parents at an unknown apple. We're at Applebee's, I'll be honest. And my dad gets the riblet dinner. And he goes, I have a little trick. He goes, watch this. So he orders and they go, what do you want for your sides? And he goes, I will have fries and cottage cheese, but bring the cottage cheese out first.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

And they bring it out. He goes, now watch. They never remember. And they'll send out more cottage cheese with my plate. And he was right. No way he found a cottage cheese hack. He somehow is saving a buck 99 at Applebee's, and he is ecstatic.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought you were gonna say that he got extra fries because they didn't take up the spot on the plate.

[Chick McGee]

No, but you could do that with order the French fries and have them come out first.

[Ace Cosby]

And then they'll probably get some on the plate as well. Yeah, so watch out. There's a 72 year old ripping you off Applebee's.

[Josh Arnold]

If somebody at Applebee's is hearing this and they fix this. Oh, you are in trouble, dude.

[Chick McGee]

You're in big trouble.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know how they think about that.

[Chick McGee]

Guess what? They. And not only that, but they wouldn't take my credit card or something.

[Ace Cosby]

Did I just narc?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, entirely.

[Josh Arnold]

What if your dad doesn't speak to you for three years?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, it wouldn't be the longest amount of time.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but cottage cheese, Yuck. Who's with me?

[Pat Godwin]

I was gonna say, if you're gonna ask for something double, why Would it

[Christy Lee]

be my favorite thing?

[Josh Arnold]

The man likes it. I like it too, but it's gotta be ice cold.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I'm gonna. Well, I'm gonna blow your mind right now. Okay, you take cottage cheese, put a little ranch dressing in there. It's amazing. It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

Christy almost threw up.

[Pat Godwin]

I almost threw up.

[Chick McGee]

And then you take the ranch dressing and you put a little mayonnaise in there and you stir that up with

[Pat Godwin]

a couple of oysters, more white stuff.

[Chick McGee]

And then you look at somebody and go, and then, oh, geez, you get

[Christy Lee]

some rancid tartar sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

Put that in there.

[Chick McGee]

You don't like tartar sauce either? No. What happened to you?

[Josh Arnold]

I like tar sauce.

[Chick McGee]

Tartar. I pronounced it that way when I order tar. Coming back with some sports and news, including coverage of the World Cup. Yes. The United States wins two nothing over the Twin Cities, Bosnia and Herzegovina. They play Belgium Monday night at Seahawks Stadium. The Boston Celtics and the 76ers made a big time NBA trademark. Another entrepreneurial child.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like a young kid who invented something.

[Chick McGee]

And sports. Yep. You like to camp? Any campers? Where are my campers at?

[Josh Arnold]

I like it. I like it. But when I'm done, man, I am done. Get me to my house.

[Chick McGee]

Camper's one of those ideas where, you know, about halfway, you know, there's a hotel not three miles.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right back. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob

[Ace Cosby]

and Tom show this morning.

[Chick McGee]

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Wait.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. There's Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Joe.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. I am Chick McGee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Hoskay.

[Ace Cosby]

Howdy there, sir.

[Chick McGee]

And you get a chance to watch the USA and the World Cup a little bit. I did not. You did not? Were you watching something streaming or.

[Josh Arnold]

I was asleep I did a little

[Ace Cosby]

day drinking yesterday and ended up going to bed a little early.

[Pat Godwin]

That's all right. You're kind of batching it right now, aren't you?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

You had a day cap before you went to bed.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I had a morning cap, afternoon cap.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Day drinking. You know, day drinking and empty. Check local listings. But CVS Pharmacy, they will not sell you liquor before 7am did you know that?

[Christy Lee]

I did. I've sat in that parking lot many times.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I want to live in a country where you can't be hungover by noon. Okay. I don't. Ah, well. Hey, World Cup. Last night, usa. Usa. Falerin Baligan scored his third goal of the World cup before being sent off with a red card in the the second half. Malik Tillman converted on a free kick to give the 10 man the shorthanded 10 man United States squad a 2 nothing win over Bosnia and Herzegovina to advance to the round of 16. Also yesterday, elsewhere in the World Cup, England over the Congo 2 to 1. Belgium beats Senegal 3 to 2. And Belgium is the next opponent for USA. That'll be Monday night from Lumen Field. It is in. It is in Paris Illumina. No, it's not. It's in Seattle where the Seahawks play. It is funny though. They go through all this World cup stuff on the coverage and then of course, this is. It will take place in Seattle and then they can't help themselves, they go. It's where the Seahawks play. And because they did that last night with Santa Clara. Well, it's Santa Clara Stadium and they can't say Levi's because they're not a sponsor for the World Cup.

[Ace Cosby]

Cup, yes.

[Chick McGee]

This is where the 49ers play. It was pretty good. And Harry Kane. Hey, that's a Harry Kane.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

As I said, England over the Congo 2 to 1 and yep, you guessed it. Harry Kane scored both second half goals to help England rally 21 victory over the Congo.

[Josh Arnold]

Here comes the story of Harry Kane, a soccer player who came. And.

[Chick McGee]

Do you say Congo or the Congo?

[Josh Arnold]

I say Congo and I really don't like talking about them because they're a country full of killer apes. If you've seen the movie. Yes, we don't need those diamond protecting gray apes.

[Chick McGee]

But they're very good at their job.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they'll make sure you don't steal those diamonds.

[Pat Godwin]

All right. What movie is that?

[Josh Arnold]

Congo.

[Chick McGee]

Congo. Who's the guy from Nip Tuck? Tuck is in that. Yes, I forget. Dolman no, that's not his name.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't remember his name either, but. And Laura Linney. And Laura Linny.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like her?

[Chick McGee]

Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom. Can't the freckles freak him out?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. And he's wrong about it. Freckles and Moles were like a couple and they're not. It doesn't make her unattractive in any way.

[Chick McGee]

He's. She's like, you know, getting love. Actually, she starts to make out. Oh, there's moles. My God. Have you seen her?

[Pat Godwin]

Anyway, I like her. She's fine. Yeah, I liked her nose arc.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's great in that.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't seen Saw the first two seasons.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you kidding?

[Chick McGee]

That's it. I haven't seen.

[Christy Lee]

It's good.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't seen.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

I liked it the whole way through.

[Chick McGee]

How many seen? Four seasons?

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. At least. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There are some decisions her character makes. Where you go, boy, I may have shot her myself.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right. I understand.

[Pat Godwin]

Jason Bateman can do no wrong in my eyes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's a cutie patootie. Right?

[Pat Godwin]

My celeb crush.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's great. Drama, comedy.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He's pretty darn good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty good guy.

[Chick McGee]

Arrested Development.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He says that's how he got all these jobs out of nowhere. Evidently people in the industry. Arrested Development was there, one of their favorite shows, and they saw him and he disappeared.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember Hogan's Family and then Teen Wolf 2? And then he just disappeared. And then he started showing up in things like dodgeball.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he's like. He must have. All of a sudden he had this kind of resurgence and then, man, now he's a staple.

[Ace Cosby]

He's great.

[Chick McGee]

He was great in dodgeball. He was the color commentator.

[Josh Arnold]

What is Jason Bateman doing here?

[Al Jackson]

And then.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, awesome.

[Chick McGee]

So good. NBA and Boston Celtics are trading 2024 NBA Finals MVP Jalen Brown. Don't let the door hit you. To the Philadelphia 76ers for a gentleman by the name of Paul George. John Ringo. And a slew of draft capital. Another blockbuster off season move in the NBA. Celtics get two first round picks for Jalen and Paul George and two second round picks the Celtics made out. Wow. And a little boy selling water on the streets of Los Angeles.

[Josh Arnold]

Water?

[Chick McGee]

You don't want water. He was a surprise with World cup tickets from someone who's a viral TikToker. Nine year old Ethan selling snacks, water and soda and hot dogs with his aunt. Aunt. He was approached by Zachary Danielski a creator known for posting videos of himself performing random acts of kind of kindness. Oh. In the clip, he offers to purchase their whole stock, hands the boy a thousand dollars in cash. Then he goes to the boy's father and presents him with two tickets to the World Cup.

[Josh Arnold]

Unbelievable.

[Pat Godwin]

What a great thing.

[Chick McGee]

He and his father, Ethan, they attended La Sofi Stadium, the June 28 match between South Africa and Canada. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

What happened to the ant? Oh, sitting out there on the curb,

[Pat Godwin]

still selling hot dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Hot and sweaty. Wasn't there a adult cinema? There was an ant peg. Am I remembering this?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm unaware.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. It was like a borderline fetish.

[Josh Arnold]

Were they. Was it a series?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was a naughty aunt.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Who would come over and peg you?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, her name just happened to be Peg.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay. Sorry, I got confused.

[Chick McGee]

You sounded. Not only were you confused, you sounded hopeful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Peg me, peg you? Peg me, Peg you. What? What about peg me, peg you?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, and we'll peg each other.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, what do you do with two guys pegging each other and the devil slayway?

[Pat Godwin]

How does that happen?

[Chick McGee]

Are they ignoring?

[Josh Arnold]

They can take turns. To do it simultaneously, there'd have to be some sort of circus act. Yeah, yeah. Cirque du Soleil. Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Two friends from the United Kingdom broken the Guinness World record for the fastest time to erect a two man tent. And it qualifies. Team of two, Param Tanna and Adam Greenstreet Feet. Can these two guys live together and not drive each other crazy? Param and Adam, lifelong pals who've been scouting for most of their lives, put up a two man tent in one minute, 4.92 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

That's impressive.

[Ace Cosby]

Dude.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Usually at least one pole that gets snagged, right?

[Chick McGee]

You cussing right? You. You pound the steak into your foot accidentally and. Just a mess, dude.

[Ace Cosby]

Whoever came up with the idea of running the elastic cord through all of the poles that go together, that person deserves a billion dollars.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that one where you just pop it up?

[Ace Cosby]

No, it's just the pull. Before, you had to like find all the poles and hook them together. Now there's like a line running through the poles so you can kind of just flip them out and they all stick together real quick.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, by the way, that's Adam on the left. And that's. How do you know that's Param on the right? Are you sure?

[Pat Godwin]

Are you sure?

[Josh Arnold]

Look at that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just guessing. There it is. Two man tent. That's a snug Two man tent.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's it.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they camping in a. Is that a graveyard behind them?

[Chick McGee]

That does look like tombstones in the background, doesn't it?

[Christy Lee]

That's risky. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are they pledging us a fraternity? What's going on here?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, maybe they're tomato plants.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're tomato plants.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Some sort of sapling holder things or something.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, they even got the, the rainfly on top.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they did.

[Chick McGee]

What is the, what is the rainfly?

[Josh Arnold]

The extra tarp that goes over so the rain.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Just kind of fall off of it, cascade off.

[Pat Godwin]

Now do you have to carry that in a backpack? Is that the scout's thing?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that would fit. I mean that's a tiny tent that would easily fit in your backpack. It would take up like that much space.

[Chick McGee]

Do they have a camping equivalent of a roller bag instead of a backpack? And, and if they don't, why don't they?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, why like rugged wheels?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially if you had an eight person tent or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you put stuff in the, in

[Pat Godwin]

the roller and you know those big beach carts. Why couldn't they have a hiking cart?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Christie's right. You have to change the tires. But you know, for off roading.

[Josh Arnold]

But boy, sometimes those tent bags are just big enough to put a tent back in it. Like when you fold it up, up and you try to get it back into that. Oh, yeah, it's. I, I've ripped a few of those.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's part of. I've never done that. Any of this.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not fun.

[Chick McGee]

You've never, you know, you haven't had a suitor say, you know, you and I should go camping one time.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe it's better now. I haven't done, I haven't put up a tent or taken one down in a long time because it was such a hassle.

[Pat Godwin]

I went to Girl Scouts and that we had, but the tents were already built. They were big tents on a board or something. Like, like clamping, I guess.

[Ace Cosby]

Like the big army tents.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever gotten fed up and take the tent out, you can't get it set up, so you just lay on the ground and use it like a sleeping bag.

[Pat Godwin]

Does that happen to you?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it would be. I'm surprised I didn't just give up.

[Chick McGee]

I can't remember the last time. I Bet it was 30 years ago. I camped.

[Pat Godwin]

You actually put up a tent for

[Chick McGee]

like a brief night? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We bought one of those little tents, those little pop up tents and put it in the basement. For the kids when they were little.

[Chick McGee]

You know how this goes. The lady at the time or who, or a wife or one of them, I forget, had friends who camp. And it's wonderful. And you get to move on with nature.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta haul all your food, you gotta cook all your food, you gotta clean up all your food. There's nowhere to go to the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

Although air mattresses change the game.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of the no matter how many blankets you put, you're on the ground,

[Josh Arnold]

you still are on the ground and you feel it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin. There's Jess Hooker. Hello. There's Josh Arnold I was wondering, Chick,

[Josh Arnold]

if I could set you up with my sassy Southern belle aunt.

[Chick McGee]

What's her first name?

[Josh Arnold]

Clavana Clav.

[Chick McGee]

I would call her clo. And I would enjoy it.

[Josh Arnold]

How's that? Oh, there's my sweet darling.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, a lot of sweet darling. Another lemonade, baby. Baby. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, y'.

[Christy Lee]

All.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Jeff. Oscar's over there, and that's right. And Tom C. Jeff, taking his life into his hand.

[Ace Cosby]

I haven't touched anything. I haven't moved the chair height. I haven't touched the microphone. Oh, I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I made a video to make sure I match everything perfectly when I leave.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace, that's a fair question. Are you commando?

[Ace Cosby]

I wouldn't do that to the world.

[Chick McGee]

I have not been commando on a consistent basis for. I'm gonna go. I'm decades. I. I enjoy underwear. The older you get. I enjoy underwear.

[Josh Arnold]

I do, too. And Tom said he went commando for, like, a while, Right? Like, it was his thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. When I first met him, he was.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Back in the wild.

[Josh Arnold]

Uncomfortable to me, but especially in jeans.

[Pat Godwin]

He could get to it quick.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Oh, you know, what happened is they took pictures of Bob and Tom were on stage. And a couple of the pictures had Tom Pee stain in the front on his jeans.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He was, of course, mortified. And he stopped. Stopped where? Started wearing underwear. I should say.

[Pat Godwin]

That was the end of the commando days.

[Chick McGee]

That was the end of command. Yeah. He denies all them a lot of those days. Boy, talk about revisionist history. Boy. Christie, what's going on in the. In the world, dear?

[Pat Godwin]

Anybody been to the Vegas airport?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

What do they say at the Vegas airport?

[Chick McGee]

You owe us $40?

[Pat Godwin]

Slot machines, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I always see people sitting at them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

A lucky traveler won $3.3 million on a slot machine at Harry Reid International Airport.

[Chick McGee]

Harry Reid.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the first. That's because all the money that everybody's been waiting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Facility officials.

[Josh Arnold]

It was either going to have to pay out or explode.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. On social media. That the man hit the jackpot on my favorite slot machine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, which one?

[Christy Lee]

Double diamond?

[Pat Godwin]

No, that was my favorite until Wheel of Fortune.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, Wheel. That's my jam.

[Josh Arnold]

That's always a huge one.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

They're rarely empty.

[Chick McGee]

They have the theme

[Pat Godwin]

to Spin the Wheel. Oh, it's the greatest. This was over the weekend in the airport Seagates. The gambling company International Game Technology also confirmed the Victoria slot machine player identifying the Winner only as Anthony, but. Oh, he works at the grocery store, doesn't he?

[Christy Lee]

Save his pennies for Sunday.

[Chick McGee]

Right next to Mr. Cacciatore's on Sal Street.

[Ace Cosby]

Now, if you win, are you upgrading to first class, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Or are you even going home?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, oh, yeah, I'm flying private money.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll be. I'll be there in another week.

[Chick McGee]

Let's say two months rent in Vegas, $3,000. Maybe not a real nice place, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've been somewhere in Henderson at least.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Pat Godwin]

$3.3 million on a slot machine.

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

I went 75 bucks there once. I thought I. No, at the airport. It was great. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What does Uncle Sam's. What are his grubby hands get well over?

[Pat Godwin]

What is it, 10,000 you have to report. Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Would they have the cash on hand?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I think they.

[Josh Arnold]

A man who you've never seen, who nobody has ever seen, walks up to you and says, we have a limo. You wouldn't mind coming with me. You go to some weird warehouse.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know how they.

[Christy Lee]

Joe Peshy walks up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, take the hammer or the money.

[Chick McGee]

A light bulb chair.

[Pat Godwin]

But have you ever hit one of those jackpots, though, and you don't know how much money you've won?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's always.

[Pat Godwin]

Because it's like three times, whatever. And the lady comes over and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Only once have I had it where I was like, oh, it's got to stop. And it just still has. It just kept going. And it wasn't a lot. It just seemed like a lot.

[Chick McGee]

But.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, well, when you pay the penny slots.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't mess around with the penny slots.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never played a slot machine ever, Ever. I want to. I just. I just never have.

[Josh Arnold]

We got to get you in front of a one armed bandit, all right?

[Pat Godwin]

It's not the same anymore without the coins coming out.

[Chick McGee]

You've got a. You've got casino over on your side of town, too.

[Pat Godwin]

Not too far from.

[Chick McGee]

Right down the road. Yeah, yeah, right there.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

You never spent your whole comedy paycheck on double diamonds that had to fly back to LA and tell your girlfriend

[Pat Godwin]

that double diamond, that was yours.

[Chick McGee]

And do they have.

[Christy Lee]

I walked to the airport.

[Chick McGee]

Do they have. They have gambling on the cruise ships, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, big time.

[Chick McGee]

And is it just like Vegas? They have live dealers and the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they have tables, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, cool.

[Pat Godwin]

The ones that I only cruise, I've ever been on. They don't have.

[Al Jackson]

Have that.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, they have one table. I've never been down there small, but I've lost ass. My gambling days are over.

[Josh Arnold]

Lost my ass on the Disney cruise. They took me to this back room, and Goofy took a table, saw my ass.

[Chick McGee]

Give it to him.

[Ace Cosby]

Goof,

[Josh Arnold]

you didn't pay up your retainer.

[Chick McGee]

You're a cheater.

[Pat Godwin]

Slot machines are just too addictive for me. I can't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Anybody. Do you play them?

[Ace Cosby]

My mom plays them. And that's the thing. It's like, oh, you're playing a penny slot. But if you want to win, like, the major jackpot, you got to pay 300 pennies at a time. They don't tell you that. Like, are you playing the quarter slot? And you're like, oh, well, you have to play 92 quarters if you want every.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's just common sense.

[Ace Cosby]

It adds up.

[Chick McGee]

Have to load them up.

[Al Jackson]

Up.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be my. That was where I. Video poker. I would play that. I'd put in 40 bucks and then just $10 hand. $10 hand. $10 hand.$10 hand. Back to my room.

[Pat Godwin]

I like the excitement of table games. I'm a big craps player.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I like dice, too. That's what I like.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's my fave.

[Josh Arnold]

Blackjack was mine.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good one, too. Especially get a great table. Met some really fun fans on a blackjack table a couple times.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys will have to take me. I've never done any of this. Like it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Because it's addictive, but.

[Christy Lee]

No, I just mean it's fun and dangerous.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what's funny? I. I always did it when I had no money.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that I've got a little bit of money to, like, not. I'm not. What. What's the word for you? Pay your bills and you have, like, a couple hundred bucks. Disposable income. What's that?

[Pat Godwin]

Disposable income.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Thank you. I've got a little bit of disposable income each month. I don't do it.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I only did it when I was just flat broke.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And would, like, overdraft on my card at the ATM in the casino. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's Vegas. Vegas, baby.

[Jess Hooker]

Vegas experience, it sounds like.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So your hands don't get black anymore at the. Because they don't. You don't handle the coins?

[Pat Godwin]

No. It comes out on a piece of paper.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And you take it.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that window? I bet your mom.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh. It was the best.

[Ace Cosby]

You get, like, the big buckets

[Josh Arnold]

sometimes. Just a large coat cup. If you didn't have as much,

[Chick McGee]

sometimes a large cup. I always wanted.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, I know it's easier for them, but it sure takes away the.

[Jess Hooker]

The romance of it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I always wanted to win enough money so they had to bring out a rack and put my chips in the rack.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys ever play gamble enough? I guess it was kind of lose enough to get, like, a free breakfast or show tickets.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. I was never a part of the right club or something.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, didn't Drew Hastings and I come to a craps table and have to say to you, chris, your flight's in an hour.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, and Drew. The way Drew plays craps drives me absolutely insane because he only plays 4 and 10, and it's like.

[Chick McGee]

And he bets. He's the don't come guy, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. He always bets against it. I'm like,

[Chick McGee]

he's the only one yelling at. When the guy craps out, Drew's happier. And it's like, shut up.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on, Drew.

[Josh Arnold]

How would he sound, Pat?

[Christy Lee]

But what would he say again?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, don't come. Don't,

[Christy Lee]

don't come.

[Josh Arnold]

We got to change the line. I. I never know.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, there's the come line. You bet on. You bet on the come.

[Josh Arnold]

Wanted to hear true wasting.

[Chick McGee]

You roll a. Roll a six, and you got to roll a six again before you cry.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't do it.

[Chick McGee]

Don't crap on the comeline.

[Ace Cosby]

I'd say, I never know when to take. When I can take my money off. Like when I've tried playing craps, and they're like, oh, you're up. And I'm like, awesome. And then somebody rolls, and they're like, oh, you just lost all your money. I'm like, how'd that happen? I would have taken that money when I was up.

[Chick McGee]

That's key. You've got craps is the way I play. I have a system. If I win money, I keep playing, and if I lose money, money, I keep playing. And no, but you got to have something on everything.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy who is running the crab

[Chick McGee]

stable, every role, you make money, the

[Josh Arnold]

first time he tells somebody, hey, by the way, you can take your money. He's fired.

[Pat Godwin]

All right?

[Josh Arnold]

They don't like reminding you they'll push

[Pat Godwin]

the money toward you, right?

[Al Jackson]

If.

[Pat Godwin]

If you've won something, and if you don't pick it up, you can say, put it back on that number or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen? I've seen people get yelled at when they reach for It.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that was me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard this in Vegas. Hands. Hands. Oh, it's frightening. One of the wives, I forget which one. She. We. We lived in San Diego, so it was like a four hour drive to Vegas. And evidently she fibbed a little bit of how much money she was losing on the slot machines. Oh, by a lot. And I kind of would sort of. I had really good. A good time at the crap table, actually. So I would. We would break even every time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, it was.

[Chick McGee]

It was an addiction, you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, it was.

[Josh Arnold]

You walk away. Are you guys. Let's say you're.

[Pat Godwin]

I can walk away.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a number in your head when you sit down.

[Pat Godwin]

My. When I play craps, here's what I do. I start with a hundred dollars, and if I lose a hundred dollars immediately, I walk away.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I walk away. And then if I win, I put that money in my purse. So let's say I'm up 20 bucks. I put the 20 bucks in my purse, still play with my hundred dollars.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. And then I play with the house money. You just keep playing with the house money. So you put your bet back in your purse.

[Josh Arnold]

But you're pretty good at it.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'm not good at. It's not good.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, you don't break the dice.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't eventually dip into.

[Pat Godwin]

I've gone to the ATM one time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And it did pay off. It did pay off. Big Rolex out of that atm.

[Chick McGee]

Always want a winner. Yeah, didn't we? We had somebody in the Bahamas in our group who always won money. She would come back and always. But turns out she didn't mention any of her losses.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, she did.

[Chick McGee]

So it would be like, you know, she play $1,500, but she'd win 600. So that you're down $900.

[Al Jackson]

But she.

[Chick McGee]

I won $600.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's not how you look at it at all.

[Chick McGee]

That's not how you look at it.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody's ever laughed. Whenever I got money out of the ATM at a casino, and as the money's coming out, I go, I won. I got nobody. I don't know what I expected, but I expected something.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a winner.

[Pat Godwin]

In fact, at that time in the Bahamas, I'll never forget, because my girlfriend was with me and I go, I have a rule. I can't go to the atm, but you can go for me. And she did. And it did pay off because I was down and I was That's a

[Christy Lee]

horrible feeling going to the at.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Chick McGee]

What do they always say though, gamblers have. You know, you've got a problem when gamblers don't appreciate winning because their only thought is, I should have bet more.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh boy.

[Chick McGee]

And when I can win more, so. Yeah, you're on.

[Ace Cosby]

There's nothing more depressing than going to the ATM at the casino and taking out $20. And the service fees 14.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, brutal.

[Ace Cosby]

They're like, well, I'm down to my last 20.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, brutal.

[Chick McGee]

What's the ideal stay in Vegas? Like two days, three days max.

[Christy Lee]

Vegas.

[Josh Arnold]

I want four.

[Chick McGee]

Four days.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to leave a different man.

[Chick McGee]

Life changing wealth is what you want.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to leave Vegas. I want to have to leave Vegas like I want to be.

[Pat Godwin]

So you still would go and gamble? I haven't gambled in years. I can't remember the last time. I'm afraid of it now.

[Josh Arnold]

I've gotten.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I can, I can go. You know What? I'm up 300. I'm walking.

[Pat Godwin]

Really? Yeah, I've done that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. I don't love it, but I. I can do it. So.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't know if it's for me because I'm like $300. I could go shopping. Like, I would rather take my money and.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I got it for you. I'd say in Vegas, $300 won't buy you. Yeah, no, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

But I mean, even going to a casino anywhere, like anything I would spend putting into a machine or bedding, I

[Josh Arnold]

would be like, oh, I got you.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's what I mean. No, sure. No, I get that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Which there's. Well, there really, really isn't much shopping in Vegas, is there?

[Chick McGee]

What is it, the show mall or something?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the Caesar's Palace Mall.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll never talk Griswold into doing shows from there. But you guys did it one time. Like four.

[Chick McGee]

Four trips.

[Pat Godwin]

We did more than one.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And you know, reasons. But I just.

[Jess Hooker]

An entire week and you. Yeah, and you broadcast.

[Chick McGee]

We got there Friday afternoon and left the following Sunday.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude, you're right. That's. That's like your mind isn't right. Like you.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, plus we had to be up all night because the show is on, you know, at 2 in the morning there or whatever.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh my God.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a weird, weird.

[Pat Godwin]

That's actually where I learned to play craps. Well, that's where that short guy won all the money. Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

The short guy.

[Pat Godwin]

His best Friend.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, sure, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom's best friend had a big night.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, big night. 10k plus I'm not gonna say, because I don't know if he paid taxes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's a building contractor, I guarantee.

[Chick McGee]

Don't they make you. If you do win, they have you fill out a form.

[Pat Godwin]

You have to fill out a form

[Chick McGee]

for the irs Right there.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

No, we used to have a friend, may rest in peace, who would go on these trips with us, who was a huge gambler. And he helped Mark and I quite a bit in the. In the day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he kept. He kept giving you money, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he did. Taught me how to play. He kept giving me money. It was awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

You were in Vegas. You were doing comedy shows. You got paid. You blew all of your money right there.

[Christy Lee]

Now, keep in mind, I'm not a gambler. And the only time I ever did it, I worked for two weeks in Vegas. And I'll tell you what, we got paid. We got paid $2,100 a week.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I get. You were paid in check, but they would cash your check for you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I was smart enough not to. Had a little bit of Jameson with my friend who ran the comedy club, Kevin, and he took me to the MGM Double Diamonds.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

And you know what? I won initially, like, $1,750.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, awesome.

[Christy Lee]

And I was instantly hooked and spent $4,200, lost all my money, and walked to the airport.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, and that's not a short walk.

[Pat Godwin]

That is not a short walk, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No, and it was, like, 102, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's always crazy hot in Vegas.

[Christy Lee]

And my girlfriend picked me up, Kim. And I had to tell her that I lost. I had to tell her I got. Took all the money out, and it blew away in.

[Ace Cosby]

You tried crumpling it up and putting it in your pocket as you got it.

[Josh Arnold]

And then you said, you know what's funny? I opened up the window of our bedroom, and all your clothes flew out and your guitar and your car blew away on fire.

[Chick McGee]

Please tell me you're not making that up. You did tell her the money blew away.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, I had to tell her the truth. I lost all the money, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

And that's the. And that's the only time I've gambled.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, you. You know what?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm glad you learned your lesson.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You learned the type of gambler you are.

[Pat Godwin]

You have an addictive personality.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I was addicted immediately. When you first win, like, something like 1700 bucks, like, whoa, it was so exciting.

[Chick McGee]

This is just like an atm. It just you go out there to pick up your mind.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like, this is going to be the role.

[Christy Lee]

And we had more Jameson and more Jameson.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, we got. We. I can't talk anymore about Vegas or I will hop on a plane by

[Chick McGee]

11am You've got some people in Vegas, right, that you know or are they still always. Or is it for a convention?

[Josh Arnold]

You know them or they would come in from la.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if I know anybody in Vegas now. Bob Zani.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, you're right.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a friend, a couple friends that have places in Vegas. Yeah. All right. We're going to talk about jumping on an airplane coming up. Actually, we have some information from tsa. We have a kid operating a jet ski at the age of 8.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they expecting like a record travel weekend?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You know, I did not see one semi going well eastbound on the freeway today when I came in. Not one. That never happens.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think's going on?

[Pat Godwin]

It's kind of weird.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what that's a sign of?

[Jess Hooker]

It's so funny that you look, you

[Josh Arnold]

need to go gambling.

[Chick McGee]

Did I noticed you keep an eye on the semis?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, she flashes them. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Nobody I. And I'm wearing a dress. They would have gotten to see the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

The whole enchilada.

[Chick McGee]

The whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I think there should be a different name for flashing down the downstairs.

[Pat Godwin]

What would that be?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Maybe we'll come back with a new name for it.

[Christy Lee]

I have a couple of ideas.

[Chick McGee]

How about the Taco Bar? How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

The Taco Bar is open. Opening the Taco.

[Chick McGee]

We. We'll be right back. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Learn [e-mail] welcome back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom show, and at the news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Jess Hooker.

[Al Jackson]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Jeff Oskin.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, indeed. Yes. And if you're wondering, Jeff is sitting and sitting in Tom's chair behaving himself.

[Josh Arnold]

So be sure to turn tune in Tuesday when. Oh, yeah, we'll hear about it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hell, we'll break loose.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't believe this. There are pubes everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

What does he do?

[Josh Arnold]

Weird beard.

[Chick McGee]

Sat here. I'm Chick. And Christy. What? What do you got cooking over there?

[Pat Godwin]

TSA officials say a passenger was caught trying to smuggle a smoke grenade jammed inside a jar of peanut butter. The travelers checked bag alarmed, set off alarms at Indianapolis International Airport, and upon further inspection, agents found two live smoke grenades. One was stuffed into a full jar of peanut butter. After the passenger was located, he said a friend had told him he could get the smoke grenades through TSA check baggage screening by placing them in a peanut butter jar.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how guys used to. Our people used to do it with pot.

[Chick McGee]

I was just gonna say that. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, because the dogs can't smell it through the peanut butter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. They have some sort of airtight. It's purported to be airtight canister that you put your weed in. Oh, yeah. Supposed to help, I guess, keep the dogs off the scent.

[Pat Godwin]

Are smoke grenades something that people want for the 4th of July or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we would get them for the Fourth of July, but not.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but they're not to where we

[Josh Arnold]

would need to smuggle.

[Chick McGee]

They're in that category. The why. Like, there's a larger smoke bomb, the ash snakes. Why do you get those? Yeah, smoke bombs. I don't understand sparklers, but they were legal forever where I grew up, and nothing was.

[Pat Godwin]

I think they're still legal.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, you can have sparklers. I like the ones that are, like 4ft long.

[Chick McGee]

I guess they get, like, insanely hot. Just.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we were talking about.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So hot.

[Pat Godwin]

People get more injuries from sparklers than any other firework.

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Jess Hooker]

And do you know bottle rockets are pretty dangerous?

[Chick McGee]

Is it? Oh, we had. Josh and I were talking about that. We had bottle rocket fights.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, we did, too.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

What are we doing?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, point them at you. Hit. You're losing eyes.

[Josh Arnold]

Easily, easily.

[Pat Godwin]

And did you shoot them out of. I never. I didn't have brothers, so we didn't do Any of this stuff?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

You shoot them out of bottles.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're supposed to, but we had

[Jess Hooker]

welding gloves on and we would shoot them out of our hands and each other.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We like the ends of the little hole in the end of a wiffle ball bat.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's good. That's really.

[Josh Arnold]

Because then you were you, you know, you would get an arm's length.

[Chick McGee]

We lit them and then threw them as high as we could.

[Josh Arnold]

We would do that every now and again.

[Chick McGee]

See how much farther.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sometimes we would take the. Break all the sticks off, throw them in a box and just light the box on.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, morons.

[Chick McGee]

Just stupidity.

[Jess Hooker]

Or just throwing firecrackers in the fire. Yeah. Just not telling anybod buddy walking up there, throwing in.

[Chick McGee]

It used to be a process where we live. You had to join a club.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Like a temporary license or something. You signed up for 10 bucks and then you could. You were some sort of organization and you were allowed all the fireworks. I guess. I don't know if that's still the process or not.

[Ace Cosby]

I feel like when we were young, like the thing to do was to get a whole thing of black cats and do the whole packet. Once a thing they would cherry. Yeah. Carry on to the next one. You'd be like, oh, that family's got some cash. They would buy brick in three seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they bought the hundred or whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they do sell those in like

[Josh Arnold]

brick size and sometimes in round circles. Like giant ammo.

[Chick McGee]

Like an ammo belt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys notice that fireworks and Easter candy is packaged and sold the same. Is that weird? Like it's always like this big, like basket.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

When you buy the kits.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, those are the same people.

[Chick McGee]

I think they've moved now, thankfully. But you know, my dog's very nervous around fireworks. But they had like, it was a world class display at this house. My back fence neighbors, they. Oh, it was unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The only thing they were missing was drones in the sky spelling out letters, spelling out words. It was crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

Some experts advise if you are setting off fireworks this fourth of July. I know we hit on this yesterday, but it doesn't hurt to relive only by legal consumer fireworks from reputable retailers. Yes. Never use homemade, altered or illegal fireworks.

[Ace Cosby]

How do you know what a reputable dealer is when they all have the names like Three Fingered Charlie? Like, like, is that reputable or.

[Chick McGee]

That is a real place.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Three Finger Charlie's. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Always follow instructions on the label. This is our. This is one. Never use fireworks while Impaired with alcohol or drugs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Hmm. Never hold, wear, or attach fireworks to your body.

[Josh Arnold]

Wear or clothing. You like my firecracker helmet?

[Chick McGee]

It's gonna go off here.

[Christy Lee]

Watch it.

[Chick McGee]

It'll get you.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't relight a dud. Wait at least 20 minutes and soak it thoroughly in water before disposing of it.

[Chick McGee]

We would tie cherry bombs together, like 10 of them. Make one fuse and put it under a stump and try to blow the stump out of it. Ground just.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it made a dent.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, there's dirt and everywhere. Just hoodlums.

[Pat Godwin]

The safest way to celebrate is to leave fireworks to the professionals. Enjoy your public fireworks in your community.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

There. That's our PSA.

[Chick McGee]

Check local listings. But it'll be about 100 degrees almost everywhere. As you're enjoying fireworks.

[Josh Arnold]

They might light themselves in some place.

[Jess Hooker]

We had a lake house when we were kids, and so all of us had dirt bikes and four wheelers. And our parents, being the good parents that they were, would. We would zip tie PVC pipe on the back. And so there would be a cousin driving the four wheeler, the dirt bike. And then there would be a cousin sitting backwards putting fireworks in the PVC pipe and lighting them. And we would just drive around the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's as amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

That is redneck heaven right there.

[Jess Hooker]

I would do it again right now.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe hung humming the Stars and Stripes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. Or Rick Derringer. I am a real American.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. We had stole wine coolers from our parents like it was the time of my life.

[Pat Godwin]

A Colorado man got quite the surprise after opening his truck to find a bear in the passenger seat. We have the video. However, I'd like to share with you.

[Chick McGee]

In this guy's defense, the home security

[Pat Godwin]

cameras captured the moment.

[Chick McGee]

The bear is kind of adorable. And doesn't he look thin? He looks real thin.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a black bear.

[Jess Hooker]

When I see the thin ones.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

A black bear.

[Josh Arnold]

And oh, my God, the guy. The guy immediately takes his phone out and starts taking pictures of it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But you cannot tell there's a bear in there when you walk up.

[Ace Cosby]

No, not at all.

[Pat Godwin]

Because his windows are tinted heavily. Home security.

[Chick McGee]

He got knocked down.

[Jess Hooker]

He tried to go to the driver's side and the. The bear stuck his head up the driver's side.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And who knows if it growled or

[Christy Lee]

how did the bear know the code to get in?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

How did the bear get in there?

[Jess Hooker]

And I think the driver window is down.

[Pat Godwin]

Home security cameras captured Andy Kerrigan opening the passenger door. Of his pickup and coming face to face with the bear. You can see him jump back as the bear pops his head out. Before the bear returns, rummaging inside the inside, he gets a piece of wood.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't know if I do that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's a tiny little thing.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a baby, which scares me even more.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Because mom's somewhere. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. He was able to shoo the bear away, as Josh said, using that slab of wood.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I had something similar happen back when I used to live downtown. I wouldn't lock my doors, so.

[Chick McGee]

Good thinking. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, no. I got tired of people breaking my window to get into my car to realize there was no change in there, so I would leave my. And one day I was going to the brokerage firm, and I pulled out of my parking lot and I'm driving down the street, and all of a sudden, in my rearview mirror, a man sits up in my back seat. A homeless guy was just asleep in my backseat, and I didn't know. And he, like, sits up and I like, ah. And I. He goes, oh, I'm sorry, buddy. I was just asleep. And I go, you can't be in my car. He goes, I know, but it was a two door, so I had to stop and like, like get out and then move the seat up so he could climb out.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

And then that must have scared the

[Josh Arnold]

hell out of you.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, it did.

[Pat Godwin]

I guess. You couldn't take him home, could you?

[Ace Cosby]

No, but he was wearing Zubaz, which if that does.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, well.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff, you did some some day drinking yesterday.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, have you ever done anything?

[Chick McGee]

I have.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I have. I miss it. I miss it and I miss it so much. I wrote a tribute for you and your yesterday.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And what you did yesterday. And if I could enlist the services of show choir. Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I can't play because of a busted wing, so I need you.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I know what you want here.

[Christy Lee]

I have the piano, so your note is.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Walk up this morning. I'm taking the whole day off there now walk up this morning I'm faking a little cough. Now I'm going day drinking. Yeah, with an Uber driver. Yeah, it takes me so long, long to pass out.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'll pass out.

[Christy Lee]

Josh.

[Al Jackson]

Hey,

[Christy Lee]

I'm calling in sick. The big bloody Mary's in shots Now I'm calling up chick. Our waitress is so effing hot. Now we're going day drinking on a Wednesday morning.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I hope my ex woke wife on find out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she'll find out.

[Christy Lee]

One last time now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

Madonna, Taylor and Travis getting married. We're going to have that story.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we don't have anything. An update.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean, I'll let you know how it was.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's sitting on an invite over there, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

I did see a story where I

[Josh Arnold]

got a rail date or whatever the hell that is. Raya Arrayo Day would be if we're having spaghetti.

[Pat Godwin]

Welcome back with the Taylor update.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at.

[Ace Cosby]

You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Jim Rome Takes on Sports. I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people evolve. Evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight and you got a real problem. Do not blow it. The Jim Rome show podcast. You've been warned.

[Josh Arnold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Al Jackson]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy do. There's Jeff Osk.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello, sir.

[Chick McGee]

And isn't it true that Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be our national bird instead of the eagle? Or was it a peacock?

[Josh Arnold]

Which one? I think he was turkey.

[Chick McGee]

It was turkey.

[Josh Arnold]

Was that before he was president or after that or during that? He.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember. Well, of course he was vice president. And he was president for four terms. Wow, that's odd.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, people forget that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, anyway, I was just looking for. Excuse to play this. That's a peacock, not a turkey. Oh, and Jess, are you aware of this? So. Any. Any clue?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, if you had a guess, the band.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here comes the title of the song.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay,

[Chick McGee]

one more time. Here it comes. What you got to say? Hey, hey, hey. Hollywood swear. Hollywood.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Oh, it's Natalie Merchant.

[Al Jackson]

A rare.

[Chick McGee]

A rare misstep for the Maniacs, the Spinners.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Is that it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Cool. In the game Cooling again.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's a great song.

[Chick McGee]

They also have a song I love Jungle Boogie.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

Jungle Buggy about boogie would get down.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, that's a great song.

[Chick McGee]

Here's a great newscaster, Chrissy Lee. Hey, how about that?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, very nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

An animal rescuer in England saved a pony that got stuck in a tractor tire.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. RSPCA animal rescue officer Nicole O'Reilly responded to the property in that.

[Chick McGee]

That horse is a troublemaker.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is what happens when that. When ponies watch that Smashing Pumpkins video. They want to go down the hill in that tire.

[Pat Godwin]

They responded to the property in Stoke on Trent. Oh, yeah. Where the small equine was found on its side, trapped inside the tire.

[Chick McGee]

I would live in someone's garage in

[Pat Godwin]

that neighborhood and stolen.

[Chick McGee]

I would be perfectly happy.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe you mean garage.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, garage. Yes, you're right. By the motorway.

[Pat Godwin]

Local residents helped lift the tire while Ms. Riley worked to remove the pony. The pony got out safely without causing any injury.

[Chick McGee]

A boy pony or a girl pony?

[Pat Godwin]

Doesn't say. That's all the information I have.

[Josh Arnold]

All ponies are girls.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Chick McGee]

You know what. That's right. Not My Little Pony. And, you know, there are. Oh, come on.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

That pony was having fun. It did want to roll down the hill.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the ugliest pony I've ever seen in my life.

[Chick McGee]

It's barely. You can barely make it out.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like the thing that came out of the box and Creepy show.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Or.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it's rolled up into that tractor tire.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they should have left it there.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like rug. It looks like the thing that came out of that guy's belly in Alien.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like the bottom of a bar barber shop floor.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. That is a long hair pony. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good God. And it's filthy.

[Josh Arnold]

What was it doing? I think it was. Honestly, it seems like it was resting in there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Like it wanted to be in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's nobody in here but us ponies. No, no, we're fine.

[Pat Godwin]

A Scottish youth hostel has shared old photos of wild animals joining guests for their parties in celebration of its 95th anniversary. Loch Osayan Youth Hostel, huh? Yeah. Lok Osayan Youth Hostel.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the only Scottish Japanese youth hostel

[Pat Godwin]

released an archive of images that include photos of wild stags wandering through the building's common rooms. Pictures show guests hand feeding the deer and posing next to to them as the stags explore their surroundings. Jan Robinson, the current hostel manager, said the stag.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to stay here or not?

[Jess Hooker]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I. I see.

[Chick McGee]

Very hostile.

[Al Jackson]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

They no longer come to the hostel, but wildlife is still a huge Part of the experience there. So if you're looking for a Scottish hostel, 95th anniversary. That's old. That's an old hotel, man. Yeah. The.

[Josh Arnold]

Stayed a few hostels in my day.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

What. What is a hostel exactly?

[Chick McGee]

Is it like.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it just a big room?

[Chick McGee]

For the affordability of it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was for the affordability.

[Jess Hooker]

It's usually tiny. The rooms are tiny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And sometimes. Sometimes they. Well, sometimes they can be big and they'll sleep like 10.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Just with strangers. Typically.

[Ace Cosby]

Like with bunk beds.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

When I stayed in Chicago a couple of years ago, had two sets of bunk beds.

[Josh Arnold]

But if you're out and about and you're just. You're only there to sleep, it's not bad. Sleep and shower and. Well, I say that it wasn't bad when I was 22.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

So I would assume they have one big bathroom or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of times shared bathrooms. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why were you and I. Were you.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, when I went to. When I was studying abroad.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

In the uk, whenever I would travel. Travel to Wales or Ireland or Scotland, that we would usually stay in hostels because for the affordability.

[Chick McGee]

That was a hot broad. You were studying.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I'll never forget her. Shannon MC uk.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

When you were in Scotland, did you walk a lot?

[Josh Arnold]

We did, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How many miles would you go, typically in school?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd. I would go 500 miles. Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I'd heave.

[Chick McGee]

What are they saying?

[Josh Arnold]

I heard that song, rushed out and bought. Then it was on the soundtrack of Benny and June.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And so I went and bought the soundtrack to Benny and June.

[Chick McGee]

Benny and June.

[Josh Arnold]

Which I've still never seen. I think I'd like it. But.

[Chick McGee]

Who is Johnny Deppen? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Authorities in Florida stopped an 8 year old illegally operating a Jet Ski off Lido Key.

[Chick McGee]

Why illegal?

[Pat Godwin]

You have to be over 14. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What key was.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Lido Key. Sarasota Police Marine Patrol encountered the boys riding a jet ski in rough currents during a busy weekend on the water. According to WFTS TV fts. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We were formerly fds.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But we were too smelly. We had to change our. The law in Florida. The law requires operators of personal watercraft to be at least 14.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

The boy's father was cited and will be required to appear in court.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Jess, you mentioned something about ATVs and.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I was gonna say our cumulative age was 14, but there was four

[Josh Arnold]

of us on the jetsy.

[Jess Hooker]

Eight.

[Josh Arnold]

Eight.

[Ace Cosby]

Eight.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. We would have. Oh, there were way too many kids on a Jet Ski when I. Is that always been a law? Like, was that the case in the 80s?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. It was. I think so.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, well.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember the first jet skis standing?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you ever seen the old, old jet skis? The ones that like, you have to, you take off and it literally looks like two skis that come out of the box and it lifts you off. That was the first jet ski we had. I think it was the first jet ski ever.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Like ever made.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Insane. So. So at one point you're essentially like six feet off of the water and that's the jet Ski. Like the seat is that far up.

[Al Jackson]

Whoa.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it was insane.

[Chick McGee]

That's no good.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Coming up, we've got stories that we have a Pokemon update. Remember the guy that stole $21,000 worth of Pokemon cards in Wilmington? We have an update on him. We have a Yu Gi. Oh, is that how you say that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yu Gi.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Yu Gi. Oh. Turn tournament that. Had to suspend some players.

[Chick McGee]

Is that still a thing?

[Pat Godwin]

Apparently, yeah. And have you ever faked an orgasm? We'll talk about that coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Just to get sleep. I can't do this anymore. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was good for me, you know.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Pat. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Lou.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. I'm chicken. There's Jeff on asking.

[Ace Cosby]

I got a question, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

We are taking questions.

[Ace Cosby]

We.

[Pat Godwin]

The.

[Ace Cosby]

The band Dawkin was mentioned off air. And when you said Dawkin, I immediately flashback to what their band name looked like with the JKs.

[Josh Arnold]

It comes right up.

[Ace Cosby]

And when we were like growing up, like on our notebooks, you would write like Metallica in that type face of Metallica or the Van Halen flying vh. Yeah. The acdc. It seemed like all bands had like a co Way you wrote their name. Is it like that anymore? Like, I don't think, like, are people writing Snow Patrol or whatever? Like in a weird way on their notebooks?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. What bands, what current bands have that kind of the same font?

[Jess Hooker]

I always think of Slipknot still.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

That's iconic.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of sloppily painted.

[Chick McGee]

I bet they. They. That's probably a couple.

[Jess Hooker]

The band with the logo go. That. I don't know, man. It doesn't sound like it.

[Ace Cosby]

Like, I feel like that was a thing for that time that they got away from.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. A lot of those metal or hair bands and stuff too. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe Slayer. What about the way they.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, Slayer.

[Jess Hooker]

Trying to think of the most recent bts. Yeah, that's exactly what. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they do have kind.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Do they?

[Pat Godwin]

No. I mean, no. I don't know if they have a font. They just have bts.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That Godwin does. And you can see that on the shirt that's available at our pop up shop.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All the young girls are Patty ag on their notebooks and you go to

[Chick McGee]

a dry bar comedy and you can see your special. Is that right? And you get. You can hook them up with a special. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you put Pat Godwin, all caps, no spaces. Boom. Free month. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What are you paying to watch? Nothing. Make Pat happy.

[Josh Arnold]

You can watch Bob Zany's as well. You can watch Kelly Collette's. You can watch. We got a bunch of friends.

[Pat Godwin]

Then you can go buy your shirt on our pop up shop.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Would you wear a shirt that shirt because it's got your face on it

[Christy Lee]

and your name when I leave Here, I put it on.

[Ace Cosby]

What do you.

[Chick McGee]

I would. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Go to the grocery store. Are you a Pat guy?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't. How did you recogn.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know, your biggest fan is sitting to your right.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Does she have one of those yet?

[Christy Lee]

Of course she does.

[Jess Hooker]

I did order the sample in my size. I'll get that, actually. I think my daughter's going to take that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very nice.

[Jess Hooker]

She is actually Pat's biggest fan.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she's a sweetheart.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's going on, Christy?

[Pat Godwin]

Two people have been arrested after hanging a banner on the Empire State Building antenna before apparently getting engaged.

[Chick McGee]

These guys are not.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. They climbed up there without any safety gear, scaled the building's antenna, and unfurled a banner that read, when the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I hate it.

[Chick McGee]

And now here's Huey Lewis.

[Pat Godwin]

Power of Love then shows the pair climbing down to a wider ledge where one drops to their knee before kissing and hugging ensues.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently, they start kissing each other.

[Pat Godwin]

They got engaged.

[Chick McGee]

And they got engaged.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right there on the top.

[Pat Godwin]

Identified as Russian climbers Go by Angela Nicolo and Ivan Beercus. They were the Subject of the 2024 Netflix documentary Skywalkers A Love Story.

[Jess Hooker]

They Real hot couple.

[Chick McGee]

They have a picture of her and her engagement ring.

[Jess Hooker]

They say it's the best engagement ring picture you've ever seen posted. It's the skyline.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw some footage of them, like, looking down and, like, from, I guess from their point of view.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they. They climb until they run out of tower. They weren't messing around.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

Rooftopping is the act of scaling rooftops, Skyscrapers, towers, cranes, antennas, smokestacks, or other tall structures without any safety equipment.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, man.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oscar was saying they're attractive people.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they're. They're very hot couple.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

But have you seen the flags? Like, people are.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

The one that said billy Bob loves Charlene if you listen to country music. That's hilarious. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They put that up somewhere.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Somebody. Did they Photoshop.

[Josh Arnold]

People are having fun.

[Ace Cosby]

Everybody's putting their.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Different.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They've got to be in major trouble, though, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they are. They were taking custody on burglary, reckless endangerment, and other charges. So I don't know how long they'll be in the slammer, but congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

Scary at first.

[Christy Lee]

How terrified would you be if you did?

[Jess Hooker]

I can't imagine those people.

[Josh Arnold]

They have some other. They're missing that. The thrill is more.

[Jess Hooker]

And they Found each other.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Walking along, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like they're what we do next. Not imagine you want to climb where King Kong was.

[Chick McGee]

You either climb or I will break you.

[Josh Arnold]

You are my. My favorite.

[Chick McGee]

King Kong was ocean.

[Pat Godwin]

Speaking of love, King Kong ski.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It appears that the Taylor Swift Travis Kelce wedding is a go.

[Christy Lee]

Uh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

We had a story on the Associated Press this morning that a New York City police officer who remained anonymous.

[Josh Arnold]

So the countdown is on.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Was hired for security and he kind of lifted the, uh. Oh, yeah. The veil on that.

[Josh Arnold]

So, Taylor, you only have a couple days left to realize you love me.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Right. You just don't know he's out here.

[Josh Arnold]

She'll. She'll eventually find out.

[Pat Godwin]

And apparently she has enlisted the help of Santino, one of her favorite New York City restaurants.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you guys heard of that place?

[Pat Godwin]

I have not. It's apparently in the Mercer Hotel, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the Mercer, Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Right there in the merce.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Food truck for Sorentino's was spotted outside of Madison Square Garden. Of course, they're supposed to have the rehearsal dinner tonight for 100 and then the ceremony Friday for 1,000.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think they did? A thousand people, like the. Like the typical to be married couple. They tasted cake and went through the list.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so.

[Chick McGee]

Appetizer. Yeah, the whole thing. Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm sure there will be a documentary about it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We could even release it in theaters.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I mean, that's kind of her style.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

People want to see it.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And it's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

And then she can it put. Put it out. She can put it out the way she wants it to be. And I'm all for.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What did Tom say about Travis? And immediately realized he made a mistake. Implying that he was stupid or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Me like dancing or something. We were all like, have you ever heard the guy talk? He's not.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a very nice podcast. People love him.

[Josh Arnold]

Charming.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, charming as the day is long.

[Pat Godwin]

The menu for the MSG nuptials, not yet known. However, the rehearsal dinner apparently will last from 6 to 10:30.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, guys, Travis Kelsey is a lesson in shooting your shot in a respectful 100. Good way.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

There. You always never know. I've seen interviews with Sharon Stone, Charlize Theron, and all these other women who are really, really attractive going, guys, do not come up and talk to them.

[Christy Lee]

Are afraid.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they are afraid. And he went, you know what? I like that girl.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm gonna say something.

[Chick McGee]

No, he. I like girl. She's saying pretty.

[Josh Arnold]

Scarlett Johansson recently said this. No guys came up to her until what's his face did. And I'm not saying that's why they're. I mean. Yeah, well, they're together because he was the only one. It's just. I mean, obviously they like each other, but go ahead, let her know in a nice. In a nice way. You're interested. Interested. You never know what's going to happen.

[Chick McGee]

So how about it?

[Josh Arnold]

Because Colin Jost isn't a. Oh, he's a handsome guy. He's handsome, but he's not.

[Jess Hooker]

He's not Scarlett Johansson level.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, he's kind of. He's like, all right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's a fine looking guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I'm doing it today. I'm calling Sophie Cunningham.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Do it.

[Pat Godwin]

With everything going on with Sophie right now, you might want to wait a few weeks.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope, not things.

[Pat Godwin]

Calm down.

[Josh Arnold]

You never know.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You may be who she points to.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right. Boy, oh boy.

[Jess Hooker]

If you guys could shoot your shot right now, is there someone top of mind that you would go, okay, this is. This is the girl I'm calling.

[Pat Godwin]

Can't talk about the girl off air.

[Jess Hooker]

No, don't bring her out.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, Florence. Florence Pugh has got a lifetime pass.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay?

[Josh Arnold]

She's single right now.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick. She would love you.

[Jess Hooker]

She likes older guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she would love you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Zach Braff. Move over, Zach.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I. I would shoot my shot with Charlize. I'm going Brooks Nader.

[Pat Godwin]

Brooks Nader.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know her. I'll look her up. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Who is he? Brooks and D. Never knew his last name.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that explains everything.

[Ace Cosby]

I'd go Juliet Lewis.

[Josh Arnold]

Still.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Cuz she's crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what? I think you have a shot with her.

[Ace Cosby]

I know. That's why I. I only like girls who like, like me. Which if that makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like she love you, dude.

[Chick McGee]

Natural born killer Juliet.

[Ace Cosby]

Or all of them.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Ace Cosby]

I love. I love everything she does.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a big fan of hers too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cape Fear Julia.

[Josh Arnold]

You know she's on Broadway in Rocky Horror Picture Show. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she's in. I just National Lampoons vacation too.

[Josh Arnold]

Christmas vacation. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, she's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, there was.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll see it later. Like her eyes are frozen.

[Jess Hooker]

There was a time when I was a teenager, 20s, and I was convinced, like if I got the opportunity to talk to Bill Murray. He would fall in love with me. And that's what was gonna happen. Like I. Anytime I was like, no, I'm holding out for Bill Murray.

[Christy Lee]

You know he.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw an interview with him once and he mentioned how much he liked and he was talking about how he thought she was really talented and all this stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Linda Cardellini.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And you're not far off.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. You may have been onto something.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I missed it.

[Chick McGee]

The window slam shut.

[Pat Godwin]

The Swift Kelsey wedding on Friday apparently. According to my sources, the cocktail hour will start at 4 o'. Clock. Oh, nice reception. Will kick in at 6:30 and is not expected to end until around 2am

[Josh Arnold]

so we'll see what kind of traditional. Like will they do the duck dance?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I doubt it.

[Chick McGee]

Or the electricity slide?

[Pat Godwin]

Don't you wish they would?

[Chick McGee]

Why would they, Bunny?

[Jess Hooker]

But it'll be like Paul McCartney, right? Like. Yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think Taylor will perform?

[Chick McGee]

I hope no.

[Pat Godwin]

I wonder maybe she wrote a song for him though.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that could be.

[Ace Cosby]

What is a duck dance? Okay, that's.

[Jess Hooker]

What.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry, I.

[Ace Cosby]

This. Missouri ducks.

[Josh Arnold]

It's all ducks in Missouri.

[Ace Cosby]

Dude.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there was a band in 1917. There was a. The chicken dance was what it was. Somebody knocked over a candle, burned the whole place down. Ever since then it's been a duck dance.

[Chick McGee]

Duck dance. They hold ducks an amazing regard in Missouri.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not in my head though. I'm still going. I know it was a duck dance. I. I don't know. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Could have said duck dance. I know it is the chicken dance,

[Jess Hooker]

but are you really going to double check?

[Josh Arnold]

I am. Because you think it might be the duck dance. It's one of those things where I. I feel a little insane and that my brain is going no, no, it is.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a duck dance.

[Josh Arnold]

You have experienced duck dances.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, okay. Maybe it's the bird.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe it's the waddle waddle, waddle the bird.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at this. Duck dance song. Duck dances everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Quack quack. Does it say duck dance or chicken dance?

[Jess Hooker]

He said there's ducks on when you,

[Josh Arnold]

when you, when you look up.

[Chick McGee]

Duck dance.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, here we go. This is interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Share it instead of just.

[Pat Godwin]

Just reading.

[Chick McGee]

Reading it to yourself.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh well, I'm trying to find the part where I'm right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the to.

[Josh Arnold]

Now we're know why he's always so busy over there.

[Chick McGee]

Those hairbrained comments.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, duck dance is everywhere. But chick. But chicken dance comes up as well. When I put in duck Dance.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. So people might just use it interchangeably.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. I'm. Can we just call it poultry dancing?

[Jess Hooker]

All inclusive. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Are ducks foul or just chickens?

[Josh Arnold]

I think they are. Waterfowl.

[Chick McGee]

Water foul.

[Christy Lee]

Don't go chase. And waterfowls.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I'm not kidding. I really want to hear you do that. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't need you to build on that.

[Chick McGee]

Waterfowl.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that song.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, so good.

[Christy Lee]

So does Michael Keaton.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. And the other guys. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That is a great one.

[Chick McGee]

Who's tlc? Stop it. You must know.

[Pat Godwin]

New survey sheds light on Americans sex lives. It do sheds light.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sheds light. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

A poll of 1500 US adults conducted by Dating News found more than half of respondents say they have faked an orgasm.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to see Dating News being sold by old time newsboys in restaurants where people are dating. Get your latest daily News. See what you're doing wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

Here you go to what you said earlier, chick. Almost a third said they did it so the sexual encounter would end up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you've got to get some sleep, man.

[Pat Godwin]

The most common reason people fake their orgasms is to make their partner feel good. I don't know if that's a good thing, but.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I would hate it so much. I would rather you just go, you know what? It's not going to happen.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm totally fine with that.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Women are far more likely to fake an orgasm than men, with 69% saying they did at least once compared to 40% of men who saved the same. Isn't hard for a guy to fake it, though.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I've done it. But I've only done it alone.

[Chick McGee]

All he does.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to cheat yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You just kind of go, yeah, you know what? I can see a movie.

[Chick McGee]

He goes home and he puts on the chicken dance. And he goes, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Duck.

[Chick McGee]

Duck dance. And he goes, right. 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like I. It was duck dance.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you were. Are you remembering you at a wedding? It's obviously chicken D. You kept saying duck dance and people were laughing at you behind your back.

[Josh Arnold]

They were laughing with me because we were all about to do the duck dance. Okay, you think I was wrong there.

[Chick McGee]

What's the one where they. Is that the bunny hop where they. You grab somebody in front of you and they. A big line?

[Josh Arnold]

That's the conga.

[Chick McGee]

The conga line. Yeah, that's right.

[Al Jackson]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Nearly 75% of those polled said they are comfortable telling a partner what they need sexually, yet 25% admit to not having initiated a conversation about sexual preferences in the past year.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a question for the ladies.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

If you want to communicate something that you would like done in the bedroom, if a guy does, your guy says, hey, look, do you want it to be talked about during, just after, or at a totally other time, like bringing up something new, like, you know, I really liked it when you did this. I'd love you to do that more. Or, you know what? I've always wanted to try. Do you want it? When do you want that? When do you want to hear about it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, about it. Different, separate.

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard that a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a foreplay thing.

[Josh Arnold]

So, Jess, you're cool with whatever?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I'm cool. I'm cool with whatever. But also, like the. The post game recap. Like, hey, I like that. That was good. Let's do that again. Stuff like that, you know what I mean? Like the conversation after sex, the pillow talk. Like, hey, let's talk about.

[Ace Cosby]

Wait, You. You go over. You. You wrote run. You. You run.

[Christy Lee]

Tape was like, I give the guy notes.

[Chick McGee]

Halftime highlights.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's what. I always liked doing that, too. But I've heard women say, it's over. Don't let. I don't want to talk about it right now. Let's talk about it another time.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, no, no, no. Aren't you. I think, yeah. After the fact, it's kind of fun.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't it seem like you'd be more open, though, right before.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I guess. I would think so. Instead of like a dinner a week later, Right?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I think there's a way to approach it that would be really sexy.

[Al Jackson]

Okay. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, have you ever thought about trying. Da, da, da, da, da. You know?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that would be cute. Like in a little text or phone call.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I want to hear that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, give her the chicken dance, what you do, and then you go, yeah, that's right. They banger. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Another 35% said their partner has rarely or never asked about their niece needs. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that is sad.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, so I was reading this column, I like this. And I saw that I'm supposed to ask you about your. Your knees or. Oh, no, your needs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you got needs.

[Pat Godwin]

More than half of men say they have no problem expressing their needs compared with 40% of women.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to get off and whatnot.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the thing. Here's what I. I Want.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess sex ain't just for me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Evident. Boy, I never been out in my life. You're a piece of the furniture. Didn't they call a. In Blade Runner they called girls furniture. Right. Or something like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the, the, the fakies or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

The fakies, Animatronics, cyborgs or something.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I forget what they call them in Blade Runner. Okay. Sorry.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We'll have more news coming up. And our look at history is on the way.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Wait till they get a load of this.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

That's helpful.

[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

Well, hello there.

[Chick McGee]

Hello there. There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker. Hi. There's Joshua Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Ace Cosby.

[Jess Hooker]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Osk.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And I Believe it's time for today in history. Because if we don't remember the past, how can we expect to. I can't find my birthdays. My birthdays are around here somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have a. I have a

[Pat Godwin]

whole list of them.

[Chick McGee]

Or today in history. Yeah, let's say April 3rd.

[Pat Godwin]

Today it is July 2nd.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, July 2nd.

[Pat Godwin]

Celebrating a birthday today, our first African American Supreme Court Justice, 1908.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it Harry Blackmun?

[Pat Godwin]

It's Thurgood Marshall.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Thurgood Marshall.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know his nickname. T. Good. Something like that. Right?

[Jess Hooker]

You gotta stop doing that voice.

[Chick McGee]

T. Goode. Yo.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey. He's 2%.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right, 3%.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Born on the stage in 1932, our lovely Wendy's founder, Mr. Dinner, Dave Thomas. Go have a single cheese today in his honor.

[Josh Arnold]

Square burgers. Now I've seen everything.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you know that he originally started working? He was one of the. One of the colonel's top people at the kfc. And then he went on to start Wendy's.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

It's not wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

I did not know that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I didn't know.

[Ace Cosby]

I just learned it the other day.

[Josh Arnold]

I really enjoy Wendy's Frosty.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they have good nugs. They have like KitKat. Frosties and fries are good cookies. Yes, they are.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're a good, good place.

[Jess Hooker]

They got a spicy nugget.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, man, they're spicy.

[Pat Godwin]

Chicken sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're a good man. Good company.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I have to eat there for lunch. One of my favorites. And he's got a great special out there right now. Larry David, born on this date in 1947.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta. I gotta be honest about Larry David.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't like him?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't say that, but I. I haven't watched the new special. His history of being disgruntled or whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

He's still disgruntled. I enjoyed it. Did you enjoy it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, it was fun.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's pretty good.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it.

[Al Jackson]

Liked it.

[Jess Hooker]

It.

[Chick McGee]

It's enough already.

[Josh Arnold]

I know part of me wants to go, dude, yeah, you are sitting on mountains of cash.

[Jess Hooker]

But then that's how I feel.

[Chick McGee]

But then when I go watch Kirby or whatever, it's like, oh, okay, this is really.

[Josh Arnold]

It's always funny.

[Chick McGee]

Really great.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. But it's just curb with history now.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

True.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Born on this date in 1957. I don't know who this person is.

[Chick McGee]

Bret Hart, a wrestler.

[Josh Arnold]

Hitman Heart.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not familiar with his work.

[Josh Arnold]

You would. You would have swooned. Maybe back in the 80s.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Wore. Was it a pink unitard?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, green, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Glasses?

[Ace Cosby]

Sunglasses. Oh, yeah. Oh, the wraparound.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

He made those famous. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

He was.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Ravishing Rick. Rude. But a lot of.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of product in his hair, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, A lot. Lot of dippity do.

[Chick McGee]

Dippity do. It looked like Dippity.

[Pat Godwin]

Still sell Dippity Doo?

[Ace Cosby]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

I bet they do.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to say yes, I think.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I bet I can have it for you this afternoon by 5.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we should put a big jar. Dippity do right there.

[Josh Arnold]

Used.

[Chick McGee]

That's. Consider it done.

[Josh Arnold]

What a big dollop in his coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Just a side note, I put dippity in the search bar and it filled out. Deputy do hair gel, question mark.

[Pat Godwin]

It's real bad on Instagram right now for some reason. I think it's a trending thing. Thing.

[Jess Hooker]

It's the. It's the glass hair look, right? You slick it back and it. And your hair looks like glass on top where it's all pulled back.

[Chick McGee]

Real Deputy Do Girls with curls.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Smooth and separate curls formulated with aloe and vitamin E. Oh, just the way nature intended. Yeah, that's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Born on this date in 1964,

[Josh Arnold]

Jose Canseco.

[Pat Godwin]

Did he date Madonna? Am I making that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, they did.

[Christy Lee]

I know they had a fling.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't he shoot his finger off at his kitchen table while he's cleaning his gun?

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Ace Cosby]

I think he shot steroids, too, didn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, he was a big. He came out and talked all about it. He was one of the sultans of Swat. He and Mark McGuire.

[Chick McGee]

The bat. One of the Bash Brothers, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's exactly. I'm sorry. He and McGuire were the bash Brothers. Yes. Not the Sultan of Swat.

[Pat Godwin]

Also born on the state in 1964. Friend of the show, Doug. Doug Benson.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's a funny guy.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder how he'll celebrate his birthday. Cue the bong noises.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna relax. I'm gonna take the day and relax.

[Pat Godwin]

Celebrating a birthday today. Johnny Weir.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, fun.

[Chick McGee]

He wears.

[Pat Godwin]

I hope he has a nice outfit.

[Chick McGee]

Different hats, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Any more fun hats?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's great on those Olympics.

[Pat Godwin]

He is great. Born on this date, Ashley Tisdale.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Disney star.

[Jess Hooker]

High school.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Lindsay Lohan. We all know her.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Lindsay. Yeah. Of course. I still say her update of the Parent Trap is delightful.

[Pat Godwin]

It is a sweet little movie.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a delight it's wonderful.

[Pat Godwin]

And Margot Robbie, born on this day. Barbie.

[Chick McGee]

Hubba, hubba, hubba.

[Jess Hooker]

Real hot.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever seen Jim Carrey?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Next to her, they're on that. That great British talk show.

[Christy Lee]

Graham Norton.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Graham Norton. He looks at her and he goes, you know, I just want to let you know that I think it's so wonderful how far you've advanced. Advanced. And how far you've come and all the work you're getting with your clear physical disadvantages.

[Chick McGee]

I want, you know me in these weird shows. I watch an Australian cop show. It's called Undercover or something.

[Josh Arnold]

But is it down Undercover?

[Chick McGee]

It's filmed. Yeah, it's in Sydney or one of them. But Margot Robbie was a high school student on one of the episodes.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

And she's a great actress.

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how old she was, but.

[Jess Hooker]

Old enough.

[Chick McGee]

Good God. Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

Old enough.

[Pat Godwin]

I did.

[Josh Arnold]

I just want the listener to know she's old enough.

[Pat Godwin]

That means she's over 18.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

WBTW. I don't know what that means. And on this date in 1843, according to a local newspaper clipping, an alligator fell from the sky in Charleston, South Carolina.

[Josh Arnold]

What was happening?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. Maybe it was a hurricane or something.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it had to be a. A fire. And they scooped down and get water and they dump it on the fire.

[Pat Godwin]

The alligator?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They accidentally pick up an alligator when they're scooping water, Right? No.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan disappear while flying over the Pacific on this date in 1937.

[Chick McGee]

And what's the. What's the backstory on that? Were they a couple?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

I know, I know. Amelia and Eleanor Rose. Yeah. Had something.

[Pat Godwin]

No, they did.

[Chick McGee]

They had to. Oh, yeah. Well, you don't want. You want. You don't want to care.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever happened. Plane that they almost found in the college that was involved. You know anything about that?

[Pat Godwin]

They're still working on this. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It turns out it was a. A group of fish that.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember this. Looking at the photo, it looked like a log to me.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

In 2002, Steve Fawcett became the first person to do this. Do you remember when he did?

[Josh Arnold]

He invented the spigot.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

He.

[Chick McGee]

He went somewhere oversea. Around the world.

[Pat Godwin]

Solo circumnavigation of the world. Non stop. In a balloon.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, a balloon.

[Pat Godwin]

We covered this story. I remember back then.

[Chick McGee]

Faucet. And he invented the spigot, and they call it the faucet.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, Sam Walton opened his first Walmart store on this date in 1962 in Rogers, Arkansas. I have a friend that went there just recently to the museum. I guess there's a great museum.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? Bentonville.

[Pat Godwin]

Bentonville.

[Chick McGee]

Bentonville. I think they have one of the world's largest airports in Bentonville.

[Josh Arnold]

Just because that's all the business.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a Walmart museum.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Susan B. Anthony Dollar was issued on this date in 1979.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Everybody called it a butch buck. Everybody did. Everybody. Everybody called it.

[Pat Godwin]

That airplane premiered in 1980.

[Josh Arnold]

On this day, Laugh free,

[Chick McGee]

change the game, man. When they're standing in the plane and they know they're going to crash or there's a problem and Leslie Nielsen and Peter Graves are standing there, and Peter Graves goes, can you tell me when we're going to land? And he goes, I can't tell. You can tell me. I'm a doctor. No, I can't. I can't. Really. There's no way of knowing. Oh, it was just I lost my mind.

[Pat Godwin]

And coming up, I know we're not going to be here on the 4th of July, but here's an interesting fun fact for the Fourth of July.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, party smart, kids.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you know that three of the first five presidents died on July 4?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Gerald Ford, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson died July 4, 1820, on the same

[Chick McGee]

day, the same year.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's the 50th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence.

[Chick McGee]

Why isn't Dan Brown doing something about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that's a conspiracy.

[Pat Godwin]

And James Monroe followed five years later on July 4, 1831.

[Chick McGee]

But he left us with his great, great great granddaughter, Marilyn Monroe.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

And the world's a better place, Mr. President. And that's the history for you today.

[Chick McGee]

All right. We'll be back. And you've got, you've got more teacher.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we got, we have Al Jackson coming up next.

[Chick McGee]

Sweet Face coming up. That's right. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at bob and tomobandtom.com

[Josh Arnold]

way.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk is Kristen Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby's here. There's Jeff Oscar. I'M Chick. And there's Al Jackson. Hello, Al.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Al.

[Al Jackson]

How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

Nice seeing you. Happy 4th of July to you.

[Chick McGee]

Got that same.

[Al Jackson]

And Josh, I'm glad you said that, man, because I have. I had a question. How long, what is your fireworks threshold?

[Chick McGee]

Threshold?

[Al Jackson]

Like, how long before you're like, all right, let's go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude, I'm, I'm the whole time. Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oftentimes I'm left wanting more.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a big fan.

[Jess Hooker]

No. 18 minutes tops. That's it.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow, that's funny.

[Chick McGee]

I can, I could take him or leave them. Al, I don't, I'm sitting here thinking, I don't. If I hadn't ever been in any relationships, I don't think I would have gone to a fireworks show.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

If it would have been left up to me.

[Pat Godwin]

Kind of all the same, aren't they? You kind of a huge fan. Huge fan.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

It's really fun to watch kids watch fireworks.

[Pat Godwin]

That's fun.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, but couldn't you say that about seals or Dolph? Like, it's fun to watch kids discover the world? Yes. It's beautiful. Oh, they like butterflies. Awesome. Why do I have to be standing here?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, the, the big, the funnest part of the most fun part of fireworks is that the kids are quiet the whole time. That's, that's, that's, that's the biggest big that is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You get a, you get a moment of peace and quiet because they're watching fireworks.

[Al Jackson]

I do like to see, like, when people bring their seventh month old out there with those, with those. Yeah, they, they look like they're at a firing range with those headphones. I think it's like such a weird thing for baby. But yeah, I just, I don't know. I just, like, after I see the first one, I'm like, I respect what you guys are doing doing here. Can I leave? Oh, I just, I don't, I don't want to be there.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

So, Al, do you like the drone shows now?

[Chick McGee]

You watch that?

[Al Jackson]

I do.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

I, I, I think if I was gonna do fireworks or drones, I think because the drones can shock you. Like, there was one at Bronco Stadium and they did one where they just, they, they went from like the Denver D logo and then just moved to a football helmet and then it was just. And then threw a pass to itself. I was like, that's pretty dope. I was like, wow. And it was over the highway. I'm like, people are going to be crashing looking up at this.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Al Jackson]

Like it's, it's very, it's. I mean it's really cool. So.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

I don't know. I'm not.

[Josh Arnold]

But I love the drones. But I need the sense that I, I of something could go real wrong here. I need, I need that.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what you enjoy?

[Chick McGee]

The hint.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's part of the enjoyment.

[Chick McGee]

A hint of danger.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

What about the noise? Do you like those real big booms?

[Christy Lee]

Love it.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to feel them in my chest.

[Al Jackson]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

No thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Take them or leave them over here.

[Al Jackson]

Isn't it really like dogs420 because they get medicated.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All over the.

[Al Jackson]

This is their, this is their, their crash out festival. Yeah. I mean think about how many high animals there are on 4th of July.

[Chick McGee]

If you ever, ever have a dog that is. Is skittish about fireworks, you'll. You would never buy fireworks or participate in.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you feel, you do feel, really feel for them. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They have no idea what's going on, but they don't like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Nervous.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Al Jackson]

It's a good day to break into a house. Just saying. I'm just throwing out facts. I'm not saying that you should. I'm not endorsed. The Bob and Tom show does not endorse going on a day where definitely both guard dogs are going to be distracted.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you aware of Tom's theory that things like firework displays, a pickpockets like that's dream come true. Because he says everybody is focused on looking up. No one's paying attention to people taking things out of their pockets.

[Chick McGee]

Fireworks. The opening ceremonies at the Olympics.

[Josh Arnold]

The eclipse is really where.

[Chick McGee]

The eclipse.

[Josh Arnold]

He was convinced. Oh gosh. The eclipse. It's just going to be pickpockets.

[Chick McGee]

Pickpockets everywhere.

[Al Jackson]

What? I just like that Tom still lives in a world with 1972 crimes. Oh yeah. Like no one. I do wonder and I don't know if this would be a possible thing to chart when. When like the transition. Because I think about this with like homeless people and just any. Even people getting mugged. Like no one has cash anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Al Jackson]

So like when does that like trans. Remember like you just walk out of a 711 and give like a homeless guy 53 cents.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Cuz you just holding it and now I don't know like how. Where does that money go? Because I'll tell you where I think it goes. It goes to baristas with that rapid round up because like you know, you go To a coffee shop, your coffee's gonna be $6 and whatever it is, the first option on the screen is a dollar minimum. That used to be like you used to round up and just drop the change in the jar. Now if you look, every customer in line is giving one to $2. So they're making one or two dollars every 30 seconds. Am I off with my math? It seems like they're cleaning up.

[Chick McGee]

I think I want a job as a barista. Yeah, yeah, why not?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, you, you notice it's like a little, you know what I call it and it's like, I'm not being insulting here because I don't think there's anything wrong with being at Hooters. But you know, a lot of coffee shops, especially local ones, are dressed up coffee Hooters. There's like cute girls. They're not flirting with you, but they're pleasant. A lot of men with, you know, car seats in the back, but just like, like to have a 28 year old girl being nice to him, smiling at them. And look, let's be honest. Cause I remember I was at a coffee shop, I've been in entertainment, so I'm always like, what are they doing here? And I'm like looking. It's just a bunch of 39 year old men in zip up hoodies and they're just like regular guys but they like still want to be around cute girls and that. I'm sure those guys all tip, two, three bucks. And I, I just think that, I think the baristas have made out and pickpockets, muggers and homeless people have lost that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there you go.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you guys seen the bikini barist, the drive through?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, we got them here in town.

[Pat Godwin]

We do, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did that start on Landman?

[Jess Hooker]

That's the first place I saw.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, well, we had it way before Landman had started in Seattle. I remember that because I think one of the first ones was in Seattle and they got in trouble because they, they were doing that.

[Chick McGee]

Are you aware of this, Al? Bikini baristas?

[Al Jackson]

I am and I, yeah, I think you're right, Christy. It was up in the north wind west. I did they get in trouble because it was like, you can't be that naked around food.

[Chick McGee]

I can't remember.

[Pat Godwin]

I think people were just upset because they were cute girls in bikinis. I, I, I could look dig up.

[Christy Lee]

I wives were getting upset. That's why they called it grounds for divorce.

[Al Jackson]

That is the, the whole. That is a walk off home run song. That is hilarious. That is Amaz. Yeah, I just, you know, I have a theory that a lot of guys. I can't speak for every guy I. I like. We talked about sundresses on the show. I like stuff left up to the imagination. So if you come busting through the drive through window with a gigantic rack, of course I'm gonna look. But you've also cut down. Well, I can't bring my mom here. I can't bring my girl here. But if they're just like cuties and they got on like a little down, a little. Little sundress or something, but you're like, all right, I see what you.

[Josh Arnold]

You're working with.

[Al Jackson]

Like, I think that I like the. I like the mystery, and then I can bring my family around and not feel like a disgusting human. So I think that's it. It's just like the same way, like, they do the high school girls car wash. Yeah. It's like grown men in that line.

[Chick McGee]

I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's wild.

[Al Jackson]

It's like, that's your niece's age.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. They still do it in our town.

[Pat Godwin]

They still do them for sure.

[Jess Hooker]

But they have cheer shorts on, which.

[Josh Arnold]

They still do them in your town.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, 100.

[Ace Cosby]

What day?

[Christy Lee]

What's the name of the town?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Do you know the hours right off top of your head?

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, they do.

[Al Jackson]

We're gonna go protest.

[Pat Godwin]

The soccer team, they all do them. The choir. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

The pancake breakfast is big.

[Pat Godwin]

And they, you know, they ban. They have to go. Yeah, that's what I meant.

[Chick McGee]

I get the feeling Jess is a time traveler. She, like, comes from 1974 and. Right. A small time town, stuff that goes on.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. Drive through my town. It is. It is like going through a time machine.

[Pat Godwin]

Apparently the naughty latte was the first location. It was opened in November of 1999 by Mary Keller in Bremerton, Washington. But it's disputed. There are others who say there was another one that the Cowgirls Espresso opened in Taquila, Washington, but they both were in the Washington state area.

[Al Jackson]

Christy, ain't that just like America? Like, as soon as you make make a claim, somebody goes, no, we've been exploiting our employees forever.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We were first to make Cowgirls Espresso.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you had to pull in reverse.

[Al Jackson]

Cowgirls Espresso does not sound sexy either. It sounds like, look, ladies, I'm sorry, we got to cut this ride short. I got Cowgirls Espresso.

[Jess Hooker]

We are. Our local coffee shop in my little town is called Barrel Racing baristas.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not coming.

[Al Jackson]

I'm in for that.

[Jess Hooker]

They're clothed. I mean, it's not.

[Pat Godwin]

They barrel race.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. They also have a farm.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So that's cool.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Al, do you have any phrase for us so we can be hip?

[Al Jackson]

Oh, yeah. So I had a phrase, and I came up with it myself, and I wanted to throw it out, see if you got it. Yeah. I don't know if you guys will be able to get it through context,

[Josh Arnold]

but this is something you've invented.

[Al Jackson]

This is something I've invented.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Al Jackson]

Okay. We've all heard the word. The term Karen. It's been out forever.

[Chick McGee]

Sure, sure.

[Al Jackson]

I've invented a term called Janet.

[Josh Arnold]

Janet.

[Al Jackson]

It's another Janet.

[Chick McGee]

Janet.

[Al Jackson]

Not a Karen. A Janet. Anybody have a guess?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, a boy. Janet is kind and somewhat mousy and plain, but you get her in the right situation, and she is a firecracker.

[Al Jackson]

I like it just as. That's close enough. My thing, Josh, is, like, we hear about Karens, and that is usually mean, older white women yelling at people.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Al Jackson]

But no one ever talks about Janet's. And Janets are older white women. Women that have no fear of black men and will just come up and start talking to you and your. My friends are like ex pro ball players. They just come up, hey, fellas, where's the bank? I'm like, what? Like, they just like. Like. Like when people say, like, do not. They have no. They just, like, confess stuff to you. It's like, yeah, I gotta go pick my ex husband up. I'm tired of him. Oh, excuse me,

[Ace Cosby]

Al.

[Josh Arnold]

I did it. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yesterday. We got it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

All right. Good job. I can't take over my body.

[Chick McGee]

It's just coincidence. We have to go now.

[Al Jackson]

It's been a pleasure doing the show with you guys.

[Chick McGee]

Have a nice life, Al. Thank you, Al.

[Al Jackson]

I love y'.

[Ace Cosby]

All.

[Josh Arnold]

I like, by the way, Janet's great. I hope it sticks.

[Jess Hooker]

We'll start using it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

Fourth love.

[Al Jackson]

You guys have a good. Have a good holiday.

[Josh Arnold]

You too. A have. See you, man.

[Chick McGee]

Let's let Christy tell us something about her car.

[Pat Godwin]

I won't say anything about it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

Right you are. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We'll be back. This is the Bob and Tom. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

I have some advice for you. Don't eat peanut butter filled pretzels right before you go on the air.

[Christy Lee]

They're good.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, until the salt gets stuck. Right.

[Chick McGee]

They are delightful. You know, and puppy dogs love them, too. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold over there.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello indeed. I'm Chick. There's Jeff Osu. And we're at the news desk with again, Christine.

[Josh Arnold]

Be safe out there with your fireworks, ladies and gentlemen.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Uncle Josh, don't do that thing where you take a Roman candle and you light it and you pretend it's your wiener going off. That's my.

[Pat Godwin]

Put it in your butt. Don't do that.

[Chick McGee]

Don't shoot it out of your butt.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, none of that.

[Chick McGee]

Although if you do make sure you

[Pat Godwin]

put the right side in.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what the problem is, though?

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

The fuse is on the other side.

[Pat Godwin]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

So either way.

[Pat Godwin]

And then stick it in real quick. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Either way, you're burning the old Calamari.

[Jess Hooker]

Is there 4th of July themed porn?

[Josh Arnold]

There must be.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Like that.

[Chick McGee]

That. There's like red, white and blue.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe even an Uncle Sam character.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, the Statue of Liberty.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Betty.

[Jess Hooker]

Betty Ross.

[Ace Cosby]

There's a gay one called Yanko. Yankee Doodle Dandy.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you see how many people were dressed up at the World cup game last night? It was really cool.

[Chick McGee]

I bet they have an Aunt Samantha. Aunt Sandy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go. What were they dressed up as?

[Pat Godwin]

There was a Statue of Liberty. There was a guy dressed as Uncle Sam. Very patriotic.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that's even filth. That's filthy for the producers, Phil.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Hey, guys, we gotta, we gotta. We gotta tone this title a little subtlety, please.

[Chick McGee]

My God. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

A Colorado man is recovering after being bitten three times by a rattlesnake during a family outing.

[Chick McGee]

I think Colorado's starting to give Florida a run for tonight.

[Pat Godwin]

Encounter that sent him into anaphylactic shock and required 18 vials of antivenom.

[Chick McGee]

Eighteen?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Michael Padilla said the incident happened after his family stopped at a favorite spot along a river.

[Josh Arnold]

Rattlesnake bite Ranch.

[Chick McGee]

If you rattlesnakes, as far as I

[Pat Godwin]

can see, Michael said, I stepped on a rock. I was looking at my next step. Next thing I know, I got hit from the back like somebody punched me with a thorn. Within minutes, his condition rapidly deteriorated. Deteriorated. Family called 911.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know about this. I thought if you had. And had the antivenom, a shot of that and you're okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what it would seem like.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, they didn't get. They had to get to the hospital first.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but I don't. Why do you have to use more than one?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he was bit three times.

[Pat Godwin]

Anaphylactic shock shortly after being loaded into the ambulance. Ambulance doctors later determined the rattlesnake had bitten him three times, leaving six puncture wounds on and near his calf. He was treated with 18 vials of anti venom during his hospitalization.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

That's crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever seen a rattlesnake in the wild?

[Jess Hooker]

No, not a rattlesnake.

[Josh Arnold]

It was once for me. And you did, Jeff?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Terrifying.

[Josh Arnold]

It was one of the scarier things.

[Jess Hooker]

Did it do the whole thing? Like, did it.

[Josh Arnold]

It came up, and I was in my car. I was in a car.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

And it was insane. I drove. I saw it on the side the. Of of the road, and I was driving by it. And this was like a dirt road in Nevada. It was like when you go see the Grand Canyon. It was taking this anyway, and I was like, oh, my God, that rattle. And I always forget, too, how gigantic they are. Like, they're just longer and thicker than you would think or. I don't know. Then I had my head, and as I passed it, I was towing a trailer. I looked in my side mirror, and it struck one of the tires of the trailer. And the way it, like, launched itself to strike the tire of the trailer and then.

[Pat Godwin]

And then.

[Josh Arnold]

And then retract. It just gave me the chill.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Do the rattlesnakes do the thing where the sides come out? That's a cobra. Okay, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

I was at. In Death Valley, and we had stopped at an overlook to, you know, look at the scenery. And it was me and my three friends. And all of a sudden, you heard the rattle.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

And we looked down. It was coiled up like a foot and a half in front of us. And we all very slowly backed away. And, yeah, the car drove away.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd be so nervous because sometimes they're like, There are like 10 of them.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All in that.

[Ace Cosby]

And we were hours for like. Like, we would have been dead. There was no cell phones. There was none of that. Yeah, it was terrible.

[Josh Arnold]

So this guy's fine?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's fine now.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think it's safe to say, then 18 vials of.

[Chick McGee]

There must be something.

[Josh Arnold]

And he was bit three times that. If you're bit once, you're at least going to get four vials, right?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't know how bad the bite was or.

[Jess Hooker]

But also. Also, like. Like she said, the trip to the hospital, maybe they needed more it. Had it gotten into the bloodstream? I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

And the babies are more venomous, Correct?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Because they don't know how they unload everything into you. They don't know how to control it on and off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Gosh.

[Chick McGee]

And these, the magicians with the snakes and they. Evidently, there's a process. You can milk them, I guess, and get the venom out.

[Josh Arnold]

It just drips down for the most.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, for the most. The most part, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna have nightmares.

[Jess Hooker]

When I was a kid, I know I've talked about this a lot, but this is a season. We were at the lake, and we had a beachfront property, and there were, like, 15 cousins, kids everywhere, right? And there was a snake that had come up the dock and was kind of, like, around us, and we all scream and run out of the water. Well, my dad wants to show us there's nothing to be afraid of. So he jumps off of the dock into, like, I don't know, three feet of water.

[Ace Cosby]

Water.

[Jess Hooker]

Where? It's. It's. It's pretty shallow. He grabs the snake by the neck. I'm not kidding. And he's like, look, there's nothing to be afraid of. As. As the snake is biting him up, the arm is running down. He puts it in the other hand. He goes, kids, it's fine. Bites here. Walks up onto shore, grabs the snake by the tail and just starts whacking it across the tree.

[Pat Godwin]

And he's like, there's nothing to be afraid.

[Chick McGee]

And he's bleeding, and he's bleeding everywhere.

[Jess Hooker]

And my Aunt Betty Jo, she's got a cigarette, she's like, that snake ain't gonna die till the sun goes down.

[Josh Arnold]

What is that?

[Jess Hooker]

So they put it. They put it in a. In a grocery bag and put it on and drive him to the hospital because they don't know if it's poisonous or not. And dad said at some point they're going. And the snake starts to move in the bag and they're just like banging the bag on the dash.

[Josh Arnold]

I told you that snake ain't gonna die for a while.

[Jess Hooker]

Not to the sun.

[Chick McGee]

Not to the sun. Goes down Wise Betty Jo.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I got bit last year, if you remember. I got bit by. I was trying to free it from a netting in a pot.

[Chick McGee]

Good deed, huh? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did it hurt?

[Josh Arnold]

Did it hurt? It did. Yeah, but it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it hurt.

[Josh Arnold]

It hurt. It was more scary than painful. Yes, but man, I. Yeah, but you are trying to.

[Jess Hooker]

You're trying to save it.

[Josh Arnold]

I really was trying to help it. Yeah, but you know, idiot, you don't really matter. And I just quickly. What kind of snake is this? So luckily non venomous and everything, but

[Chick McGee]

I don't have a thing about fear like spiders, but I think I do about snakes. They just wig me out.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha. I don't have. I have. I'd be afraid if I saw a

[Pat Godwin]

sidewinder or a rattlesnake water moccasin while you've been fishing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. And that don't bother me. But really they really bother my brother. He caught a snake once.

[Chick McGee]

How do you feel about the phrase he's more afraid of you than you are him?

[Josh Arnold]

I believe it to a point. Yeah, I bet he is kind of afraid. But he's going. When we're afraid we're going to run away, he's going to bite us.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

He's starting to fight.

[Pat Godwin]

A North Carolina man has been sentenced for robbing a game store employee of nearly $21,000 in Pokemon cards. Joseph Trevor Wilson pleaded guilty to charges stemming from the robbery of video games time. The 36 year old pepper sprayed an employee bound their hands fled with the Pokemon cards, cash and a cell phone. After investigators identified Mr. Wilson as the suspect, they searched his belongings and discovered a calendar notebook containing a drawing of a Pokemon symbol on the date of the robbery. I guess that's one way to remember you gotta rob the store.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What was I supposed to do?

[Pat Godwin]

Today he was sentenced to over 10 years in prison.

[Chick McGee]

Change the furnace filter. There was something else.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah, that Pokemon card is on this date.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta reboot the WI fi.

[Pat Godwin]

And then speaking of that, a card shop in Oregon is suspending its Yu Gi oh tournaments due to smelly players. I bet Kronos games and gifts in Beaverton said the card tournaments for a week. Said the card tournaments for a week after having had issue. Okay, I did not edit this story. This came to me from someone else who's not here today. Kronos Games and Gifts in Beaverton said the card tournaments they were having for a week had issues with people mistreating the restrooms and they had multiple bad reviews because of poor hygiene.

[Jess Hooker]

Mistreating?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yu Gi Oh. A trading card game similar to Pokemon or Magic. The Gathering has devoted fans across the country and all over the globe.

[Chick McGee]

This is no way to treat a restroom. Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

The post encouraged players to follow Konami guidelines.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't poop in the Dyson, what are you doing?

[Pat Godwin]

Or official tournament rules specifically address player hygiene. The rule states all persons attending a tournament or tournament, depending on how you pronounce it, tournament must be clean and wear clean clothing or risk being penalized. Persons who neglect self care to the point they are negatively impacting the tournament may be asked to correct the issue to continue the event.

[Chick McGee]

I was doing real well but I got penalized. I stunk.

[Al Jackson]

Too bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm pretty smelly.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Kicked out of the turn.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know what they did to mistreat a restroom, but at these gaming

[Ace Cosby]

conventions they actually hand out a pamphlet to the gamer people. Like every 24 hours you need to take a break. Every four hours you need to drink this much water. You need to at least have two meals. You need to have one shower. Like they list it down in the pamphlet like because these guys will sit there and play for 72 hours straight.

[Josh Arnold]

And they have booths that are like sponsored by Right Guard and stuff where they'll pass out the little travel.

[Pat Godwin]

Are they wearing diapers?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, maybe.

[Ace Cosby]

They probably are.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Whatever. You want to call the band?

[Josh Arnold]

I just poop myself so I keep.

[Chick McGee]

It's nothing comes between me and my game.

[Pat Godwin]

A man who claims to have a 10 inch penis.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

Says he feels like nothing more than a sex toy to eager women.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

What a poor bastard.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost like I need two days.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, there he is.

[Christy Lee]

Life as hell.

[Pat Godwin]

Personal trainer Kieran John.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he looks real upset.

[Pat Godwin]

A UK native living in Australia told the Daily Star.

[Christy Lee]

Doing a little zoom in.

[Pat Godwin]

That is massive. Member leads to daily wardrobe nightmares and oh God. Painful friction.

[Chick McGee]

You know know what this is? It's a wardrobe nightmare.

[Josh Arnold]

What a curse. This is good.

[Pat Godwin]

35 year old added. Some women use me as a dildo. Sometimes I don't mind being objectified. But sex is supposed to be a meeting of the mind, body and spirit.

[Jess Hooker]

He is trying to get so much more.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

He knows exactly what other women are completely terrified of. His size.

[Chick McGee]

Take you and your freakish hog and

[Al Jackson]

get out of here.

[Pat Godwin]

Rejection and disappointment treatment on his part.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. I bet it's a sad, lonely life.

[Pat Godwin]

Despite. Despite the shortcomings.

[Josh Arnold]

Huge hog.

[Chick McGee]

I just throw it over my shoulder and burp it.

[Pat Godwin]

And despite the shortcomings of having a sizable manhood, Mr. John remains confident, adding. I know this sounds arrogant, quote, but I know I have the ability to put women to sexual bliss. Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna wield my response.

[Ace Cosby]

Responsibility.

[Josh Arnold]

Very cautiously, though. I. I don't want all the women to fall in love with.

[Chick McGee]

Great power.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Great responsibility.

[Jess Hooker]

The line forms here.

[Pat Godwin]

He gives off big bde.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, you got that bd.

[Jess Hooker]

He looks kind of short, though, I'm gonna be honest.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, he did in the picture. He kind of did.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. In comparison to his member.

[Josh Arnold]

But he's also fit and handsome.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, and he did not miss leg day, right?

[Pat Godwin]

No, he didn't.

[Chick McGee]

It. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently didn't.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you got to carry that thing around.

[Al Jackson]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That making me dizzy when he zooms in and out.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Three dd.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm so. Do I look sad enough in my huge D picture and my tight shorts?

[Chick McGee]

I just want to be a regular person.

[Josh Arnold]

Why me?

[Chick McGee]

Don't you think, ladies? He's. You're. He's thirsty.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what he is.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that what he is? Scientists have stumbled on a rare dinosaur fossil from Antarctica.

[Chick McGee]

Really? From a dinosaur? It's just a calcified grapefruit or something. Wait and see.

[Pat Godwin]

Comes from the tale of a long necked, plant eating dinosaur called a whatchamacallit.

[Chick McGee]

A jiggamig. What?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, if Tom were here, it would be here. I'll spell it for you. T, I, T, T. Yes. A N O S, A U R. So Titan.

[Josh Arnold]

They're going Titan.

[Pat Godwin]

They're going Titanosaur. But that's not how he would pronounce it. We all know that.

[Chick McGee]

It could be Titan. It could be.

[Jess Hooker]

It's better than what you said the first time.

[Chick McGee]

Easy.

[Pat Godwin]

The fossil was discovered in 1985 during an expedition meant to map the area's rock layers and was recorded as belonging to a large reptile.

[Chick McGee]

Titan thingamajig, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Decades later, scientists have analyzed the bone and confirmed it was actually a dinosaur.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

A rare find because of the unforgiving ice cap.

[Chick McGee]

What did they think it was at first?

[Pat Godwin]

A large reptile.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a large reptile, not actually a dinosaur, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll be all right. We should break early.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Speaking of breaks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Visit american financing.net bobandTom Average savings based on borrowers who save over 200. Got a comment? Want to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Win. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi. Happy to be here.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Cuz it's almost over.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's, there's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Indeed. I'm Chick. Hello. Jeff Oskay.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

And we're at the news desk with a couple of parting shots, as they say.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, most of this is entertainment Y stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, let's do it.

[Pat Godwin]

Martial arts icon Bruce Lee, who was born in San Francisco, will become the first Chinese American in California history with an annual namesake day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? It'll be Bruce lee Day.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep. Governor Gavin Newsom signed the law Tuesday officially designating May 17th as Bruce Lee Day. You asked me, Christy, why May 17th?

[Chick McGee]

Why May 17th?

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you. Because that was the date in 1959 that an 18 year old Lee returned to San Francisco after spending his childhood in Hong Kong.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be dag on.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You Bruce Lee fan.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I lost my mind. I was right. In that perfect age when all those. The kung fu movies came out, I couldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

But he Enter the dragon and he

[Chick McGee]

can play ping pong with nunchucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Instead of a paddle.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody was kung fu fighting back then.

[Josh Arnold]

No, not according to you.

[Chick McGee]

That's not what you say.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I know they weren't, but I was just bringing it up.

[Chick McGee]

Not everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

Not everybody. Kung fu fighting. It just seemed that way. The Motown Museum in Detroit is undergoing a 75 million dollar expansion slated to open in 2020. The original Motown hub known as Hitsville USA, where legends including Stevie Wonder and Marvin Gaye developed and recorded their early hits. That expansion will include a theater, recording studio, and more.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Ace Cosby]

It's now called Mo Motown Mo apostrophe.

[Pat Godwin]

The project highlights the importance of preserving Motown's legacy and promoting Detroit's musical hybrid heritage.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

A judge has ruled that a book co written by Dwayne Davis, who prosecutors Allege ordered the 1996 killing of Rap icon Tupac Shakur, will be used in trial. Compton street legend is central to the prosecutor's case against Davis, who has pleaded not guilty. His attorney argues that the book was dramatized to make a profit and that it is unclear which parts Davis actually wrote, wrote. That trial is scheduled for August 10th. He also made the case the attorney that statements Davis made to the police about Shakur's killings should not be used in the trial. The judge said that's crazy. Yeah, they will.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I mean, you're talking to the police. Why wouldn't they be used?

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes the law is just so odd.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

You know, get into the courts. I fought the law. The law wants Joe.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

That's right. They want it.

[Jess Hooker]

What's your favorite Tupac song? I'm mostly talking to Josh and Jeff, maybe Ace.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he on California Love and that one that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I would say I'd go with that.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a good one. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys have favorite songs?

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I don't know many.

[Josh Arnold]

What's yours?

[Chick McGee]

I got. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You wonder why they call you.

[Christy Lee]

Is that an actual song?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

100%, you know, and that's a good. That's a good one because it teaches. It gives you a lesson saying. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I thought I wrote that in court.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never seen Poetic Justice. Have you?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Isn't he the lead A huge Janet Jackson.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, she's great.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Weren't they like best friends or something?

[Jess Hooker]

No, that was him and Jada Pinkett.

[Chick McGee]

Jada. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, in real life they were really close.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, like, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a love. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah. Will could never measure up.

[Chick McGee]

And Will Smith is paying for it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he ever America's cuck.

[Jess Hooker]

But you know what he finally came out and said. He said I should have stayed married to my first wife. This was a huge mistake, like, in the last few months.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, yeah, yeah. She's got to be possible.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Unfortunately, I've always found her to be charming and a good actress.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And he even went as far as to say, like, I. She did not deserve. Deserve for me to smack that man on her behalf. Like she's. She didn't deserve.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She.

[Jess Hooker]

She's not a good person.

[Josh Arnold]

People forget that in that when you watch the whole thing. Will Smith laughs at first.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

And then looks.

[Josh Arnold]

And then looks at her and then goes, ah, damn it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I gotta do something.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what my dad would do at the kitchen table when all those boys were misbehaving. He would laugh, look how mad at my mom was. And then yell at us. Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

He ever come back around, like after your mom was gone and say, hey, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Which I think is a good.

[Jess Hooker]

By that. Okay, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever try to explain it to him? Well, I. Dad, I see you and you think it's funny, but then you don't hit us on behalf of Mom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he.

[Jess Hooker]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes. There was one time he claimed I was laughing out of. I forget what. I couldn't believe how, like, shocked, how bold you were. All right,

[Chick McGee]

some made it.

[Josh Arnold]

You just know at some point. Oh, no, he's protecting his wife.

[Jess Hooker]

Right, Exactly. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Kenyan man was arrested for allegedly trying to smuggle over 2,000 live ants in his luggage.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Is that wrong?

[Pat Godwin]

That's wrong because I just said that wrong. Kenyan authorities arrested a man who is actually a Chinese national. I apologize.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's all right.

[Pat Godwin]

The man is identified as Mr. Zhong Kwan. He was arrested at an international airport. I'm not even going to try to pronounce.

[Josh Arnold]

Please, please try trying to leave.

[Pat Godwin]

Leave the country.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that the sound a vending machine makes when it dispenses a treat?

[Jess Hooker]

The.

[Pat Godwin]

Actually, the airport is Jomo Kenyatta.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, say what?

[Chick McGee]

What about Jomo? Say, what is that?

[Pat Godwin]

Investigators said a search of the 27 year old's luggage recovered 2,238 ants, including 1,948.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. Who counted the and the rest in

[Pat Godwin]

three rolls of soft tissue paper. The aficionados reportedly paid large sums to maintain colonies and large transparent vessels known as formicariums. Have you ever heard of that?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's like a terrarium.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Offer a literal window into the species complex social structures.

[Josh Arnold]

That's like the scientific term for ant farm.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

The only chance you'd have of as you're counting them, you kill them so they're not moving.

[Ace Cosby]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Or you tweeze one from one little case to another.

[Pat Godwin]

2238. Jake.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not counting these ants.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody. What time are you going to lunch? 2013. I don't know. About 10 after 12. Lose your place. Maybe not.

[Pat Godwin]

That's all I got.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy. Yeah, he had a lot of picnics he was gonna ruin.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you guys have any Farm?

[Chick McGee]

No, I never had any of those cool toys.

[Josh Arnold]

Like I had the CD of Alien Ant Farm.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

But I had sea monkeys.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay, Brian.

[Chick McGee]

Ant Farm AAA is what I call it. Did aaf. That doesn't make sense. Smooth Criminal. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

They did a cover. Yeah, I loved their song movies. That was my favorite of theirs.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't heard that. I'll have to get. Give that a listen. We'll have a good Fourth of July. And if you don't have to, you know, participate in the fireworks shows all going on, don't you might have a dog in your neighborhood that's upset by them. That's all I'm saying. You know, and fireworks are on tv. Just watch them with the sound. How about that? Yeah, we'll be back on Tuesday. Until then, enjoy a fabulous best of. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for

[Ace Cosby]

you on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

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