The BOB & TOM Show - July 20, 2026

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Episode Summary – July 20, 2026

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Overview of Episode Theme

This episode revolves around National Moon Day—the anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing—as well as its usual blend of sharp, playful banter on comedy, news, sports, music, and daily observations. The cast (Bob Kevoian, Tom Griswold, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Chick McGee, Ace Cosby, Stephen Singer, and Pat Godwin) celebrate moon-related nostalgia, discuss modern oddities, field letters from listeners, and riff on everything from the Apollo program’s legacy to awkward personal moments.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. National Moon Day & Apollo Nostalgia

• Kicking Off with Moon Memories:
  • Tom and Bob reminisce about their childhood fascination with astronauts, how space culture influenced them, and the cult status of Tang (“Tang so tasty and juicy, it takes me to the moon... You scoop it with a spoon.”)
  • [00:30 – 01:30]
• The Moon Landing:
  • Discussion about the exact time of the landing on July 20, 1969 (“His first steps were around 10:56 PM Eastern,” Christy notes).
  • Playful skepticism about moon landing conspiracy (“What about the movie set it was filmed on? Kubrick starts at 6 AM,” Bob jokes).
  • [03:26 – 05:52]
• Moon Day Antics:
  • “Ever mooned anybody?” Bob grills Tom, sparking stories about moonings past, with Bob owning up to memorable flu shot moments at the studio.
  • [04:18 – 06:01]

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2. Modern Medical Mishaps & Bathroom Banter

• Wizinator News Segment:
  • The crew digs into a recent news story involving a fake phallus for cheating drug tests (“the wizinator”), sparking a comparative “urine velocity” tale from Josh.
  • Hilarity ensues as everyone shares awkward experiences around providing urine samples and dealing with medical offices (“I was handed the thing for the urine sample ... in there was just a sink!”—Tom, [11:03]; “Same thing happened at the sperm bank, didn’t it, Josh?”—Bob, [12:41]).
  • [09:02 – 13:32]
• Aging and Bathroom Stops:
  • Relatable anecdotes about getting older and the changing bathroom experience: “Go to the bathroom, then walk back to bed and ... wait, oh, wait a minute—I’m not done!” Tom, [13:24]
• Toilet & Plunger Philosophies:
  • Extended, comedic exchange about the logistics and etiquette of toilet plungers—where to store them, whether they’re embarrassing, and how many should be in a proper home.
  • [73:25 – 75:23]

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3. Food, Menus, and Restaurant Pet Peeves

• QR Code Menus:
  • Tom laments lost paper menus replaced by QR codes in restaurants: “You’re automatically on your phone, so... well, while I’m here, Wordle is more interesting than talking to any of you,” Tom, [22:21].
  • Disputes over menus with “foreign words” (“Should be illegal on menus!”—Tom, [23:08]) and desire for pictures of the food.
• Class Tensions & Oysters:
  • Josh is stumped at a fancy restaurant asked “East Coast or West Coast?” oysters, leading to relatable fish-out-of-water humor.
  • “Normally I eat across the street at Cracker Barrel,” Josh, [26:09]
• Restaurant Slogans and Censorship:
  • Discussion on an Indianapolis food truck banned for the slogan: “You’ll love our meat in your mouth.”
  • “That’s as innocuous as—it’s a wonderful slogan,” Josh, [77:37]
  • Government censorship and First Amendment debates follow, with the crew supporting the vendor: “Scott, you keep doing it, you make a great smash burger,” Christy, [79:08]
  • [77:00 – 83:19]

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4. Sports, Nicknames, and World Records

• Soccer Final & Halftime Show:
  • Talk about the World Cup Final—“Spain dominated”—and celebrity halftime acts (Madonna, BTS), with all the typical play-by-play and soccer skepticism.
  • “My interest in soccer is … ‘is nil!’”—Bob, [49:55]
• American Nicknames & The Refrigerator:
  • Extended riff on “William the Refrigerator Perry” as one of the best sports nicknames.
  • Tom wants Perry to endorse the new “human refrigerator” cooling pod: “He’s just been chilling”—Letter from Kyle, [140:52].
  • [89:38 – 94:36]
• World Record Weirdness:
  • New balloon-popping record with a plunger (“What are you gonna do?”—Chick, [70:39]).
  • Josh Kirk sets a mile record: “3 minutes, 42 seconds. That’s bananas.”—Chick, [67:55]
  • Listener brags about brother making 11,542 three-pointers in 24 hours.
• Toilet Paper and Tampons:
  • Hilarious self-consciousness over buying tampons, toilet paper, or adult diapers for others.
  • “Do you get self-conscious buying toilet paper? No, I do. I do...” Josh, [63:15]
  • Life-hacks about buying “period food” (“Chocolate or salt. It’s never protein”—Christy, [62:00])

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5. Letters from Listeners & Ongoing In-Jokes

• Randomness Celebrated:
  • Letters spark tangents on “lake people” needing binoculars, food between toes as a viral fetish, and childhood humiliation from playing the triangle peg game at Cracker Barrel.
  • Listener calls out jokes only Tom gets: “Even with my ADD, I can’t follow this on this show. Carl writes ...” [28:33]
• Favorite One-Liners:
  • “I hang them up on a clothesline. I will wait in the red on my road. Red means go.”—Josh, on buying tampons, [47:40]
  • “I would venture to say if you did a survey, 90% of people with lake houses have binoculars.”—Tom, [18:58]

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6. News of the Weird: Naked Surfing & Butt Stuff

• Florida Man & “Butt Fun”:
  • A Florida tattoo artist arrested after “being seen outside an apartment building at 2:30 in the morning ... with his pants down, inserting a sex toy in his anus.” [129:18]
  • Recent story about a man getting a fish trapped inside after “accidentally sitting on it.”
  • “Every time I order tilapia from now on ... could have been worse, could have been a swordfish.”—Tom, [131:43]
• Train-Surfing in the Nude:
  • Naked guy caught surfing atop a moving locomotive in Colorado, inspiring puns about “hanging 11.”
  • “If you saw a guy on top of a train doing this, wouldn’t you immediately get out your phone and film this thing?”—Tom, [157:21]

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7. Musical Guests & Pop Culture Salutes

• Guest: Stephen Singer, Jeweler
  • On the trend of “divorce rings,” reusing engagement ring stones, and the intricacies of jewelry return etiquette.
  • “We guarantee the diamond, we guarantee the ring itself, and the relationship. So if something happens—you can bring it back. How do you like them apples?”—Stephen Singer, [99:42]
• Carlos Alazraqui’s Birthday:
  • The cast plays his Mel Brooks impressions (“Whatever I do, no matter what you hear, do not open this door. Hey, there, handsome!”), [127:56]
• Hal Williams Obituary—Including the classic “Big Dick Black” bit from “Hardcore.”
• Shatner’s (Joking) Heavy Metal Tour:
  • “A 95 year-old icon will debut his new heavy metal band, the Star Uckers,” [141:47]
  • “Is he gonna just talk-sing over a metal band?”—Christy, [142:06]

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8. End-of-Episode Banter & Reflections

• Mooning Stories:
  • Cultures of mooning, flashing, and pillow fights—“It’s more of a guy thing.”—Christy, [149:09]
• Closing on Pajama Day & Sleepy Vibes:
  • Wrapping up with riffing on whether to bother dressing for the show at all—“Can we just all agree not to shower and dress?”—Josh, [150:46]
• Listener Appreciation:
  • “If you’ve listened to today’s show, you’re eligible for some sort of FEMA relief ... we’ll be better tomorrow, we promise.”—Bob, [154:34]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Tang so tasty and juicy, it takes me to the moon. You scoop it with a spoon.”—Tom & Bob, [00:47]
• “What about the movie set where it was filmed? What time was it? Kubrick starts at 6am, that’s what I thought.”—Bob, [05:46]
• “No, your throat can’t hold my throbbing wiener. Is it worse?”—Tom, [82:44], on food truck slogans
• “If they don’t call the bladder camera the Hasselbladder, they’re ignorant idiots.”—Tom, [31:13]
• “I mean, it’s really, really thin. In any event, enough of our medical advice updates.”—Tom, [30:02]
• “I think we should set up some kind of promotion and bring this guy’s truck out.”—Tom, [155:53]
• “If something not being silly was an important criteria in the world of rock ...”—Tom, [159:13]
• “You ever mooned anybody, Christy? You’ve never mooned another young lady at a pillow fight?”—Tom, [147:55]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• The “Tang” Song & Moon Day Kickoff: [00:15 – 01:35]
• Moon Landing Nostalgia: [03:16 – 05:56]
• Mooning Stories: [04:18 – 06:01], revisited [147:55 – 150:45]
• Bathroom Mishaps & Wizinator: [09:02 – 13:32]
• QR Code Restaurant Menus & Food Slogan Controversy: [22:14 – 26:02] & [77:00 – 83:19]
• Sports Nicknames & William “The Refrigerator” Perry: [89:38 – 94:36] & [140:31 – 141:03]
• Listener Letters & Tampon Buying: [47:23 – 64:54]
• Weird News: Butt Stuff, Fish, Train-Surfing: [129:18 – 136:04] & [156:43 – 159:09]
• Guest: Stephen Singer on Divorce Rings: [96:24 – 105:18]
• Birthday & Pop Culture Musings (Carlos Alazraqui, Shatner, Santana, etc.): [126:48 – 144:00]
• Episode Wrap-Up & Listener Thanks: [154:12 – 160:20]

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Episode Tone & Style

Lighthearted, free-associative, irreverent, nostalgic, and quick-witted—in true BOB & TOM fashion. The show is highly interactive, responsive to listener emails, and packed with off-the-cuff in-jokes and callbacks (“Tang,” “Hasselbladder,” “moonings,” etc.). The group is never shy about veering off-course, celebrating random topics as much as the “serious” ones, maintaining a playful rapport throughout.

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For New Listeners: Why Listen?

Even if you missed the show live, this episode is a quintessential BOB & TOM sample: boisterous nostalgia, constant riffing, real-world absurdities, and way more than just sports and news. Whether you’re in it for the clever banter on bodily mishaps, input on food slogans, or impromptu takes on moon landings and musical guests, you’ll find plenty to grin about.

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Skip the ads. Tune in for:

• Tang-fueled astronaut dreams
• Showers of classic one-liners
• Medical and food embarrassments
• Legendary sports and rock ‘n’ roll stories
• And everything else “mooning” means to this cast

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[End of Summary.]

Transcript

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the bob and tom show. Hi, my name's Bob, and there was a time I thought I was going

[Tom Griswold]

to be an astronaut. I remember the teacher bringing the TV set into the classroom. We'd watch the Mercury missions blasting off into space. I knew the astronauts wore cool space suits, drove corvettes, and they all enjoyed

[Bob Kevoian]

a powdered drink called Tang.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Tang, but it's hard to get. It puts me in orbit so tasty

[Bob Kevoian]

and wet I look for Tang all over town. So sweet when it's going down. Tang so tasty and juicy it takes me to the moon.

[Tom Griswold]

You scoop it with a spoon.

[Christy Lee]

Spoon Tang.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love Tang any time of the day. I know two girls who feel the same way. I'm gonna meet up with them soon. We're gonna have an afternoon. Tang so tasty and juicy it takes me to the.

[Tom Griswold]

You scoop it with a spoon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ten spoon tank.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I thought about outer space a lot better. And I guess, like a lot of guys, I had an imaginary astronaut friend.

[Bob Kevoian]

His name was Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Bob.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, hi, Tom. And you know, we'd take a lot

[Tom Griswold]

of trips together to outer space, way beyond the moon, to an imaginary planet we called Poon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tang so tasty and juicy it takes me to the moon and the moon planet. That's right. It would have been more popular had it been called something different. Am I correct on that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we. We had to erase the punchline from that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I thought. Hello from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

Who are these guys?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's. I have. I don't recognize half the people in here.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bob and Tom. There's Christy Lee, I believe.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Love the bangs. They're just the right length. Don't see him cutting him today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me cut them. I'll get over there and cut him. Can't hear you. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. There's Josh Arnold. Hi there. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a. That's a classic song that has a much funnier ending on the album version.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it.

[Bob Kevoian]

To yourself to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But is that we. I'll have to make sure that that's floating around the. The various Bob social media sites. I think we can actually post it there without having to worry about it. I'll work on that. Because today. Today is in fact. What is it again? National Moon Day. Moon day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apollo. Apollo 11. July 20, 1969. The sun sat twice that day.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the atomic bomb.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right. That was last week. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Shouldn't it be National Moon Night?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, as Tom told me last week when we were talking about the atomic bomb, it was 5:35, 29, 45am Mountain Time. And of course they were keeping clocks in the mountain time. That's what it said there. So I wonder what time it was when they landed on the moon.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe it'll be one of those days where you can see the moon all day.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was. It was in the evening.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to say it was prime time. I think it was prime time.

[Christy Lee]

We were all watching it on tv in the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

They're all watching it at night.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but it's hard to tell that movie, it's so awful. It's just.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell's wrong with you?

[Stephen Singer]

It's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's an unpopular opinion of mine, isn't it? I'm sorry. Yeah. I'll keep it to myself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, so we'll have a little bit of moon, a couple of more moon tributes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever moon anybody, Tom? Ever think about shoving your ass out there into the world?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever done it, hey moon somebody?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have not. I need to know when and where.

[Tom Griswold]

Recently. I mean, I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you, you. Ivies there on Manhattan.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't recall ever doing it in the city of New York. Bob famously enjoyed mooning us when he would get. We'd get the annual flu shots.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah, that's some sweet ass, mister.

[Tom Griswold]

And Bob insisted he liked it. He would insist on getting it. I gotta. Don't say he insisted on getting in the butt.

[Bob Kevoian]

I said he liked it butt cheek.

[Tom Griswold]

And I like it in the butt.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's accurate.

[Tom Griswold]

But nobody liked getting his flu shot in the butt, butt cheek. You can't just say in general, yeah, Bob likes it in the butt. I'm guessing I'll start getting mail from

[Bob Kevoian]

his family as Josh has held a lantern up and showed us the way. It's just gathering him nerves back there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. I don't know what you're all afraid of

[Tom Griswold]

again. I'm afraid of enjoying it. I, I was, I was talking about National Moon Day. No, we were talking about getting a flu shot.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, we're talking about what time the moon landing.

[Christy Lee]

And the moon landing was around 6 o'.

[Stephen Singer]

Clock.

[Christy Lee]

And his first step.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Eastern time.

[Christy Lee]

Eastern time, Eastern time. And his first steps were around 10:56pm in Culver City.

[Tom Griswold]

So it was dark in the. On in the eastern time zone. Probably the central.

[Bob Kevoian]

And yes, what about the movie set where it was filmed? What time was it? Kubrick starts at 6am that's what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

If only Buzz Aldrin, who's 6am call 90 something could walk and punch you in the face. The great Buzz Aldrin still alive, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Clinging to. Clinging to life.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, we. Speaking of Buzz Aldrin and folks that are in great shape at that age, Shatner is in the news today. Wait till you hear this story. Yeah, this is really interesting.

[Christy Lee]

I think age is just a number.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is an amazing work of a hairdo he's got going on on his head.

[Josh Arnold]

It gets better.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know what it is, but the tube men don't get thicker hair as they get older. It just doesn't happen.

[Tom Griswold]

We've got a great toupee.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's amazing. Yeah, it really looks. You owe yourself. Don't cheat yourself. Give yourself a treat. Check that out.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now what I was going to say was there's a famous photograph of Bob getting his flu shot in the. In the. On the bottom, if you will. And that was the origin of Corny the Ferret. There was a sort of a hair valley that was visible and we named him Corny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he is Armenian.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So there you go. Now, coming up, we do have some more information about the moon. Of course we have your letters and some exciting things going on in the world of news.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think they released new, brand new pictures of the planets and the brand new picture. A full color picture of the moon. The best pictures we've ever had. Did you see that?

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a new telescope floating around out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's by Mattel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Hasbro's broke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hasbro's no good. No. Yeah, yeah. Remember, didn't you want a telescope when you were a kid?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't had binoculars. I didn't really need a telescope.

[Christy Lee]

You can't see the moon from binoculars.

[Tom Griswold]

When you'd be. If you ever. Whenever you ever lived in a lake.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

When you live in. When you lived on a creek where I came from.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you know what? It just gets easier and easier to get them out there alone and walking around. Yeah, go ahead, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody who lives in a lake has a pair of binoculars.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure they do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why, why do you have a pair of binoculars? Because I know where you live and I don't think there's a lake over there.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't I don't have a pair anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, the loan won't be approved unless you can prove you have binoculars.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

But say you live in a lake. Hey, what's that? You get Binoco out. Take a look.

[Bob Kevoian]

I went in one time with binoculars. I was looking on the wrong end. They go but alone. Denied. Oh, right there.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. I knew you weren't a lake person.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wasn't a lake guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a telescope, don't you, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I do have a telescope.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it a good one? Can you. Because I said they really on.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you see Jessica from her window?

[Bob Kevoian]

You can see.

[Josh Arnold]

You've not blow this for me.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can see Saturn from your backyard a couple of weeks ago or something with the telescope. Yeah. And Uranus. Yes, Tom, your neighbor's Uranus.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's come full circle. Coming up, we do have a mooning news. We do have an unusual story about dancing and your mental health. Kind of a positive thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dance like no one's watching.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a. I should have sing like no one's listening.

[Tom Griswold]

We do have a wizinator in the news again.

[Christy Lee]

You think these guys would learn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can we do that again and compare our speeds when the.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's two different.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there's.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the. The police are referring to in this case a fake phallus that is designed to hold urine. Someone else's urine. To pass a drug test.

[Stephen Singer]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

They're referring to that as the wizinator. Ah, but isn't the. What was the thing we had that measured the velocity of the urine? That was something else. That wasn't the wisdom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was something different.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think the word meter was in there somewhere. Yeah, wisimeter.

[Tom Griswold]

But we had. We had that strapped to the side of one of the urinals in building. And it was kind of. It would. It would sort of give you your mph.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh just did this at the medical facility.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And then they showed me the chart, and it was tough. Rocky is the Rocky Mountains is what it looked like.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're going like pulse.

[Josh Arnold]

Something was. Yeah, my stream was going up and down. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I assume it's probably a little more because the one we had was kind of colorful and plastic and had like a little minute, like a miniature. And little LEDs on a miniature wheel like you'd see in a river boat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume the one you did at the doctor's office was a little more

[Josh Arnold]

sophisticated and not nearly as fun. It was just a hole. And then when it hit the bottom. It. It read it.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it or did it have that thing, like. Ever been in a neighborhood where they have that sign of how fast you're going? Yeah, they want you to slow down. Did it have, like, a readout on it?

[Josh Arnold]

Sadly, I couldn't see the readout while I was peeing. Maybe they don't want it to affect you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, they got to remodel that. They want you to have a little.

[Christy Lee]

Can you try harder?

[Tom Griswold]

Can you have a little fun?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a month from now, you go in to say to the nurse, all right, 17M.

[Josh Arnold]

That was one of those tests where they go show up with a very full bladder.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I showed up and they were like, okay, have a seat. Yeah, what do we.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's just mean.

[Josh Arnold]

And then she was like, okay, we need to do an ultrasound for your bladder first to make sure you do have a very full bladder. I was like, I'll prove it right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Reminds me of the showed up drunk. Classic story for me. I used to go see Dr. Oldenburg.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My family physician.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oldenburg. Same as the new.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was. He was old guy. He was a. No, no, he was always contemporary. Ironically contemporary of my dad.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a modern bird.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But he. The interesting part of it was his office was in an older building. Do you say bird in downtown?

[Stephen Singer]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not a newer building.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. You're getting away from any attempt to make a joke here. If you want to interrupt every word I say with, oh, here we go. In secular. That makes no sense.

[Bob Kevoian]

That. 17 laughs it was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was an older building and somewhat confusing inside. And I was handed. I was handed the thing for the urine sample.

[Stephen Singer]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And they said, go in there and do it. Well, in there was just a sink and there wasn't a toilet. So as you say, I had come prepared to give them a sample.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everything you had, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I had a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Did you fill the cup?

[Tom Griswold]

And I filled the cup. And then I'm going, well, now what do I do? So I put the cup down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you still had extra after you filled.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course. I couldn't just, you know, the hounds were released.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's hard. It's hard to hold that.

[Tom Griswold]

So I went over to the sink just to finish it off. And I mentioned it was a confusing building. That's when the lady who brought her kid that was going to be neck after me in the. For my exam flings the door open and I'm being in the sink.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, ma'. Am.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very Much. I'll be seeing Dr. Oldenburg in a few minutes. Yeah, so never send anyone for a urine sample unless there's a toilet handy. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And how they don't need the full cup, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. They always tell you that when it's. When it's overflowing, they get up the glove. All right, thank you. Same thing happened at the sperm bank, too, didn't it, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude, they hate when you overfill

[Tom Griswold]

that thing, especially when it's a Stanley.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but it does keep it warm.

[Tom Griswold]

That is really impressive. Your velocity may be low, but your volume is something to write home.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, we have some doctors to

[Bob Kevoian]

call every now and then lately. Do you go to the bathroom, urinate, then all of a sudden, you know you have to go, and then you get there and it's like, okay, I'm just waiting for a bus now, I guess. I don't know. It takes a while. What's going on with that? It's just age. Is that what that is?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Yeah, my thing is, I'll get up, go to the bathroom in the middle

[Bob Kevoian]

of the night, strong like bull.

[Tom Griswold]

Start walking back to the my bed, and then go, wait. Oh, wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not done.

[Josh Arnold]

It's apparently an encore.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's bring him back. Come on. Put your hands together.

[Tom Griswold]

Typically, give us an encore. I'll sit because I can sort of semi sleep. Okay, coming up, your letters. You can reach us, Bob and tomobandtom.com. we'd love to hear from you. We have robots in the news. We may have a surprise. Yeah, kind of. Hot dog involving Dr. Buckets, the very fine basketball player Holder, of course, holder of many world records, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

I speak on behalf of everyone in this room. You're joking, right? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's not going to be our guest. Oh, although I'd love to get him on the air.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought we had him on the air again.

[Stephen Singer]

Why not?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, no, no. We just said we had him.

[Tom Griswold]

See what he's up to right now. She's back. It's Christy Lee back from her vacation.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, don't Cut the bang is the perfect length.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. Hey, get into the Hyundai getaway sales event and get away with a deal. So right. It almost feels wrong. Right now. You can get great deals on our most popular models, including the adventure ready SUVs like the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid and the Tucson or the Tucson hybrid that just went on a fabulous adventure down to South Carolina. With me. Plus, there's our bold and stylish Elantra, loaded with the latest in technology. If you're into all electric, check out the Ioniq 5 or Ioniq 9. Get down to your local Hyundai dealer and get away with a deal you'll love during the Hyundai getaway sales event. Visit HyundaiUSA.com for all the details.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks very much, Christy Lee. Also coming up, we know it's National Moon Day. We have a really cool train surfing story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man, is that dangerous.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that sometimes, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

This one does not end in.

[Stephen Singer]

In.

[Tom Griswold]

In death.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's an unusual component about it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So be, be prepared to enjoy that. And Christie's gonna really have to struggle to read through the Shatner story. There's a. There's a language issue we may have to double check. Has some naughty words in it. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Tom Griswold]

I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight and you got a real problem. Do not blow it.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been warned.

[Bob Kevoian]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That's right. They have auto parts and they have studios.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guess they were sold out of studios the last time I went?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, were they?

[Josh Arnold]

But they were coming in in three days.

[Bob Kevoian]

Interesting. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Chick in the house, ladies and gentlemen. Hello, hello, hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Stephen Singer]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Howdy. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Now, Pat, your arm is still in the sling from your shoulder surgery. Yeah. One more week in the sling. Okay. Looking forward to it. But then you'll have your ass in a sling. But that's a different story. Sling my whole life. So over the weekend, I'm in a

[Bob Kevoian]

restaurant and I look over causing trouble by a lake. Oh, yeah, or got your binoculars out. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I want someone who lives on a lake to defend me here.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure there are your rich friends. Look, I'm sure. I'm sure people who live on a lake have a Pair of binoculars, but who the hell cares?

[Christy Lee]

I have a pair of binoculars, but I use them for bird watching, not for the lake.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't have a pair of binoculars.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. If I had a pair of binoculars, I would be at my window 24 hours a day looking across my neighborhood.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the thing. I get caught with a pair no matter what I'm looking at.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Book them. Dano.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever know the guy that has the binoculars that essentially look like Mount Palomar, but twins with the. Yeah. You know, you can see the.

[Josh Arnold]

They're almost like the batteries and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. But. Yeah, when you live in a lake. Which I don't anymore, but I did. You want to.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're back to the lake.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't understand how you guys don't understand why. That's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably a lot of fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

I understand it. But I don't understand why you feel the need to talk about living on a lake and.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you asked me why I ever had binoculars in my life.

[Christy Lee]

And what were you looking at across the lake?

[Tom Griswold]

Cool boats. Hey, look at the spinnaker on that thing.

[Josh Arnold]

It's awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's familiar with the lingo.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never done it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know you.

[Christy Lee]

You spend time on a lake.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. A lot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And your brother lives on the lake. You know, but I'm not. I'm not saying tom's wrong here. I just have. It hasn't occurred to me to either bring.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would think, you know, if I lived on a lake, I would think, okay, I've got a house. I got utilities. I better get those pair of binoculars before I move in.

[Josh Arnold]

And when I look at the view, I just take it all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't really. I haven't yet found the need to.

[Bob Kevoian]

So when you have.

[Tom Griswold]

I would venture to say if you did a survey, 90% of people with lake houses have binoculars.

[Bob Kevoian]

So do you have a special place for the binoculars, like at the window? And they sit on the table.

[Tom Griswold]

We kept them in a cabinet and kind of a leather. And they were old ones, I think that might have belonged to my.

[Josh Arnold]

They have a strap. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And an old leather strap.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly the kind of binoculars we had in our house.

[Tom Griswold]

And you'd put them up, and then you. You had. There was like a little wheel that. Your index finger.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's how you focus them. Yeah, but they were.

[Tom Griswold]

They were relatively modest binoculars. Whereas Dr. Dr. Cooper, down about five houses, he had the ones that, like. Like I said, it looked like they needed batteries or an AC plug.

[Josh Arnold]

You could get gynecological with them.

[Tom Griswold]

And they were on a tripod.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did I hear that they. These were your.

[Josh Arnold]

That's perfect.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's a perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there's a naked lady on that cabin cruiser.

[Josh Arnold]

Quick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you. Grandpa. These were Grandpa Griswolds.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

They were really old. They were. God, I wish I could.

[Bob Kevoian]

They handed down.

[Tom Griswold]

I can remember the Zeiss icon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely. The German. Germans make lenses.

[Tom Griswold]

I figured it was Zeiss something was the name of the lens.

[Josh Arnold]

That's your top of the line right there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. That's your workhorse in the industry.

[Josh Arnold]

But the guy. The binoculars with the tripod suggests you need your hands for other things while you're looking at something.

[Tom Griswold]

Because he had the trees where they were cut, he could have a nice view of the lake.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you know what? He would.

[Tom Griswold]

He could look at cool boats going by on their way to Harbor Springs.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm searching for something in binoculars. I have the tripod so I can have that at a fixed position so I don't have to worry about finding it again. See? Not to masturbate. So don't even think about that.

[Tom Griswold]

This discussion. I think maybe I'll get a pair of binoculars.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I don't. I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think we need them for in here, do we?

[Stephen Singer]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And not at my house because I really can't. My house is surrounded by trees. I can't see anything.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there are a lot of things in the trees you could see.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty birds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sometimes you can't see them.

[Tom Griswold]

Just yesterday I was thinking. I wish you could get one of those salt guns to shoot the birds away from my nice outdoor table. They keep pooping up.

[Bob Kevoian]

So. I've had a real problem with birds and defecation lately.

[Josh Arnold]

You had to move your father's hatred of birds.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't hate the birds. I just don't like the bird poop.

[Stephen Singer]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I'm now parking at a different place here in our parking lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I took over your old spot and I have yet to have really a problem with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it's a seasonal thing. Maybe their diet's changed.

[Stephen Singer]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Arguably my car's a little smaller, but

[Tom Griswold]

still I could get. I could keep on the topic of lenses.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But I won't. Because I want to tell you the story.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I was at a restaurant. Restaurant? Yeah. And I. I looked over and I thought I saw this family of six and they were. They all had their heads about. I thought, oh, that's kind of sweet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they're saying grace.

[Tom Griswold]

They're saying grace.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And I realized they were all just looking at their cell phones and not talking to each other. So welcome, welcome, welcome to 21st century

[Josh Arnold]

America and the world.

[Christy Lee]

Do you allow cell phones at the dinner table?

[Tom Griswold]

No, at my house.

[Christy Lee]

No at restaurants.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, be honest. This is true. Hang on a minute, wait a minute. Now this is something that's bugging me. I think I might have mentioned this before. This particular restaurant that I go to pretty much every Sunday, they don't have paper menus anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they have the QR code.

[Tom Griswold]

They got the QR code.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So that automatically you have to be on your phone. Everyone's.

[Stephen Singer]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Which I don't know. You know what I'm saying? You're automatically on your phone, so. Well, while I'm here, wordle is more interesting than talking to any of you.

[Stephen Singer]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have an alternate way to pay. You don't have to use the QR

[Tom Griswold]

code not to pay.

[Bob Kevoian]

To look at the menu and to look at the. They will bring you a menu out if you insist on it.

[Josh Arnold]

I would, I would hope so. I mean, there are older people that are way more technically savvy than me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

But what do you do when the two 82 year old sisters want a menu at breakfast?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, grandma, looks like you don't get to eat. Why don't you just point at something you like? But this gets to phase two of my argument. If you're gonna do that, why not put pictures of the food?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, you should load it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but they don't do that at your. Really the nicest restaurant.

[Tom Griswold]

They should. This place has really. I. I've told you this a million times. I will often go, what's that? Because you can't tell by the name, I don't think. Especially if they have foreign words which should be illegal on menus.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is this omelet I hear about,

[Tom Griswold]

Pat? It's a little more.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I would like the omalette, please,

[Tom Griswold]

with the avocado toast

[Bob Kevoian]

and extra avocado, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Like my egg poached. Oh, added avocado toast killed mo. Delightful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pass.

[Christy Lee]

How is it different than any other avocado toast?

[Tom Griswold]

The ambiance.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, what do you go with?

[Tom Griswold]

The sourdough. I did. Well, there's no. You can't.

[Christy Lee]

There's.

[Tom Griswold]

This is no substitutions.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, this is that recipe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Excuse me. Sorry. To bother you.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no substitute. I actually. And they know that I bring. I bring my own salt and my own fake sugar. I've got just. The waitress yesterday goes, did you bring your own sweetener?

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

They tried to rename it. It was sorry to bother you. Then they. No substitutions. And then they went back to, sorry, sorry to bother you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, everyone's tattooed, didn't they?

[Josh Arnold]

For a while. They're trying, Please don't eat here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Please, please don't eat here. It's too popular. You can't eat here.

[Tom Griswold]

The only person that is not tattooed is Samuel.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah? Who's Samuel?

[Tom Griswold]

He's the bus.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, your name is an orthodox Jew. Thanks, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he actually is. He's from Mexico.

[Bob Kevoian]

If your name's Samuel, you have to go with Sam or Sammy.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't go with Samuel.

[Christy Lee]

No, my dad was a Sammy.

[Bob Kevoian]

No more your dad was a Sammy

[Christy Lee]

and it was Sammy. That was his legal name. No, Samuel. Sammy. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damn, Sam. I love me a woman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rain, that's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

So, I'm sorry. So I've gotten completely off track. But, yeah, the. Yeah, the QR code menu. I'm not a fan.

[Josh Arnold]

I was at a restaurant Friday I was semi hesitant to go to because it was fancier than I. Oh, you were telling us. Yes. Yeah. But it turned out to be wonderful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course. It was lovely.

[Josh Arnold]

But I had a question asked me that I. Where I just went. I usually eat at Cracker Barrel. We were ordering some oysters on the half shell, and I love them, of

[Bob Kevoian]

course, raw and right down the hatch.

[Josh Arnold]

So it was. Well, how many do you guys want? Oh, five. Well, we'll each do five. Yeah, yeah, five and five or whatever. Okay, great. East coast or West Coast? Oh, wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stared at the guy like, you mean,

[Tom Griswold]

is that your hip hop style

[Josh Arnold]

oyster gang? And he saw my face and he went, I'll just mix and match, thank you. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

See now, do you think he had.

[Tom Griswold]

No, just the opposite happened to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or is he just trying to test the water to see what your. You were a metal of to be there in the restaurant?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's where I told him I go. Normally I eat across the street at Cracker Barrel. I don't know what that means. And he goes, I'll mix and match. And I did.

[Christy Lee]

Could you tell a difference?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. It turns out I'm an East coast guy.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

I still very much enjoyed the West Coast.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

The opposite happened to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday Kelly came back to the table at this restaurant and she had this. This triangular wooden thing with like, like golf tees in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

You at Cracker Barrel?

[Tom Griswold]

No. And I said, what the hell's that, boy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Cracker Barrel. It sounds like a lawsuit.

[Tom Griswold]

And she was, she goes, oh, this is a. A game. Well, how do you play that? She goes, it's from. It's the kind of thing they have at Cracker Barrel.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I pointed. I've never been to Cracker.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a golf tee game.

[Stephen Singer]

You.

[Christy Lee]

Why we have to do.

[Josh Arnold]

You could end up being an ignoramoose.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

She tried to explain the game to me and I completely don't get it.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a trick to it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like I am. I'm terrible at anything, like checkers or cards or any of that stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

I cannot do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a trick to it going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably requires focus. In any event, let's. Let's get to our letters today. And actually one of them involves what we were kind of just talking about and then involves today being moon day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Actually, funny enough, mo that spells moon.

[Tom Griswold]

I was listening to a delayed broadcast of your show on the Wolf in Prescott, Arizona.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

And if I could, I. I know that so far there's been no linear really element to this show. It just skips everywhere. Hey, Jason, would you please find the. The sound of that new monkey that they discovered last week? Remember the orange lipped monkey?

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know we had sound.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's really cool. Oh, they discovered a new species of monkey.

[Christy Lee]

Where did they discover it?

[Tom Griswold]

In the Congo?

[Bob Kevoian]

Have a really good singing voice or something?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's just extremely unusual.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And, and kind of, kind of terrifying.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll never find.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey. We're the monkeys.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's Lou Rawls.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine if they named it, you know, Mechanicus ralsus Because. Because it sounded like Lou Rawls. Those who aren't familiar with Mr. Rawls. Oh, gosh, highly suggest you listen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Get familiar. My goodness.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I know we all know you'll never find another, but you remember his. A real natural man.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

And he, he was the, the speaking voice of Budweiser.

[Bob Kevoian]

Budweiser, yeah. God.

[Tom Griswold]

Great guy. Oh, no, I'm sorry, I'm. Back to our letter.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is from cards with him.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Carl. Even, even with my add, I can't follow this on this show. Carl writes, I was listening to a delayed broadcast on the Wolf in Prescott, Arizona, as Your team discussed Josh's recent bladder camera procedure. Josh, do you want to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I had a urinary scope where they had to feed a camera through my penis into my bladder and sort

[Tom Griswold]

of the genital equivalent of sword swallowing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's a relatively skinny straw, Right? The tool.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh,

[Bob Kevoian]

yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. What is the straw and what is the drink in this analogy?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the camera's on a very. The equivalent of a very lengthy. Almost like a wire. But.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, it's about a USB cord.

[Bob Kevoian]

How long do you think it took them? But the. When they invented it for the first time and they got to. We're trying to make it smaller right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let me tell you, we're really

[Bob Kevoian]

trying to make it smaller.

[Tom Griswold]

As someone who had this procedure in the 70s. Yeah, but it was like coax. Yeah, they've gotten the RG6.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not the 59, the one where they

[Tom Griswold]

do it in your nose.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I haven't had that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that. And that's. I mean, it's really, really thin. In any event, enough of our medical advice updates. So he's listening to the wolf. Yeah, I gave you a chance.

[Bob Kevoian]

You yelled at me the last time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

about Josh's bladder procedure. I suggested calling it the Hasselbladder. The camera. And of course, no one knew what I was.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, you got a reaction from

[Tom Griswold]

Christy because the Hasselblad. The Hasselblad, of course, the famous camera that was taken to the moon.

[Christy Lee]

And anybody is moon day.

[Tom Griswold]

Today is moon day. But. So this is a great letter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who took the pictures with a buzz bus to take the pictures.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm one of those listeners that caught on the joke immediately. I was a kid in the 60s, am I? And a nut about the space program. The Hasselblad camera that was state of the art. Caught the Apollo, moon, Earth shots. I loved your reference. Well, thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what camera they use on the beach? The Hasselhoff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Will you stop reading letters that sing your praises wall to wall?

[Tom Griswold]

It's Moon day. And maybe there's some that didn't hear the reference. The Hasselbladder. If they don't. If they don't call. If they don't call. The bladder camera. The Hasselbladder. They're ignorant idiots.

[Josh Arnold]

He texted me one Saturday. By the way, my daughter in law loved the Hasselbladder joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, she's a photographer, so sometimes I do material just for sophisticated photographers.

[Bob Kevoian]

What email did you send me over?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love getting in defense of

[Tom Griswold]

my complaints about left and right.

[Josh Arnold]

Ready, by the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Left and right.

[Josh Arnold]

So he said that to me, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And we can get into this in a bit if we want, but 8p.

[Bob Kevoian]

Eight pages long.

[Josh Arnold]

But did you notice it actually? It really. It semi defends, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Really defends what we were saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I thought, but I. I really hesitated to respond here.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm certainly not stupid enough to send you something that would defend you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I mean, it.

[Christy Lee]

What was the article?

[Josh Arnold]

It states exactly what we said.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll have to come back with it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we will come back with it.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to thank.

[Bob Kevoian]

We don't have enough time.

[Tom Griswold]

Carl's been listening to us since he lived in Maryland.

[Bob Kevoian]

Might get me some of them French

[Tom Griswold]

fried potatoes he used to listen to. Bootleg cassettes of the show.

[Josh Arnold]

Carl send you his diary? We're not gonna get.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not gonna get mail.

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Dick.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I mean, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. Carl won't write back.

[Bob Kevoian]

We go from 16. We knew.

[Stephen Singer]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know where Carl's listening now? He's listening on the Wolf. I ain't doing it. Fats is itching his ass just like he did when he wasn't even here for the last three weeks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's nothing compared to what he said while you were gone. Okay? So don't worry about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, he missed you. Don't you listen to a word.

[Tom Griswold]

I missed him, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know why I just can't come in here and sit there. Does that take. Really take that, all that much effort, you just sit there? You know, he has.

[Josh Arnold]

He has a point.

[Christy Lee]

He kind of does.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure I didn't want to, okay?

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes it just comes down to that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, you're preaching to the choir, brother. I just didn't want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where was I?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Stephen Singer]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have more about Moon Day.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I have the actual times for when they landed and when they walked.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, there's no one in the place.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody. Buzz, Mr. Aldrin to you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

What is he, Captain General?

[Stephen Singer]

Tick tick.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email, Bob and [e-mail]

[Tom Griswold]

yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Stephen Singer]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Stephen Singer]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, Josh. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Ace. I'm Chick from the NHTSA Sports Desk. When you speed, you have less time to react. Follow the speed limit to keep other road users safe. Speeding catches up with you. Paid for by nhtsa.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, I had a I felt briefly over the weekend like I think it's the last scene I'm trying to think of. I may be wrong. I think it's the very last scene in Silence of the Lambs where Hannibal Lecter is walking into the town.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's talking. He's on the payphone or something, right? Yeah. He's telling Clarice he's having an old friend for dinner. Having an old friend for dinner.

[Tom Griswold]

But as I recall I haven't seen the movie. He's wearing a linen suit, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, for sure. Yeah. And he's got kind of a wig on and that hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I had occasion to go to a wedding over the weekend, A really beautiful wedding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you get married again?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I was. I was just a guest.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was. The invitation had. Had indicated. It was what. How did they word it? Black tie optional.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy. What does that mean?

[Christy Lee]

So you can wear tux or not?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. I do have a tux, but it was. Check local listings. Incredibly hot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And my tux is black.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I do have a linen suit.

[Josh Arnold]

I would think that'd be completely appropriate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I put that on. And as I was saying, this is kind of a Hannibal Lecter thing. If I only had the hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's interesting. You. Yeah, you.

[Christy Lee]

What color is your linen?

[Bob Kevoian]

Likened it to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Kind of an off white.

[Christy Lee]

Like a khaki or like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, kind of. Yeah, but like an ecru.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a bone. Yeah, but it was like a cream.

[Tom Griswold]

Great wedding. But there were a whole lot of the guys there had on black tuxedos.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you end up eating a little penis artichoke?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, of course. Yeah. When you're wearing a linen suit, you want to go. You want to ask for. What is it? A little chianti. What's the line?

[Bob Kevoian]

He has fava beans.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

His liver.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't an outdoor wedding, was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

We got there early enough to get a. Can we get some shade?

[Bob Kevoian]

Can we reach a certain point? In our country, we're all adults. Nobody wants to go to anybody else's wedding.

[Christy Lee]

Can we.

[Tom Griswold]

I totally agree. Can we just be honest? This was a terrific wedding. Great, great couple. Great, great time. You would like to bat open bar.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's not nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I was.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he's been gone for three weeks. Earlier. He's been gone for three weeks.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

It's open season.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, if you've. We're gonna have to get some video of this. Pat has always had an adversarial relationship with our paper towel dispenser on top of the refrigerator. I got one arm and even. But my favorite part about this morning was he's reaching up there, trying to. And he's making enough noise that somebody's gonna notice, but no one does. But everyone does, but they're acting like they don't notice. And he's. And Hoffy finally goes, need some help, Pat?

[Tom Griswold]

And then I pointed out there Was one right behind him. That's at eye level.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Much easier to grab.

[Bob Kevoian]

Trying to concentrate on my work.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead. We're ready. Serenade.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you take any of this. Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom show. This letter says

[Tom Griswold]

I got Jack.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, this past Saturday, our family went to a Memphis Redbirds baseball game in Memphis, Tennessee. Would anyone like to guess what the Memphis Redbirds used to be called? The Memphis Chicks.

[Stephen Singer]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had a beer, had a hot dog. Tom at the ball game. All right. We also got the opportunity to see the one and only Joey Chestnut eat. And man, did he ever. A five a plate of five pound barbecue pork nachos in 2 minutes and 12 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was really something to see. It says we also got the chance to meet with him before the contest and tell him we hear him all the time on the Bob and Tom show. Super nice guy. Really cool to meet him and see him in action.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

We now have a Joey Chestnut signed hat that says bad day to be a barbecue nacho.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

What did Jacob and Brianna in Arkansas. Gould, Arkansas.

[Tom Griswold]

Would it be harder to eat in the. In the heat?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes. But he's harder to eat, harder to run.

[Josh Arnold]

He's trained. I mean, that's his. You know, July 4th is rarely chilly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's true. But they didn't. At least they didn't have the smoky air that's still in some spots.

[Josh Arnold]

That was the last time you went to Memphis.

[Christy Lee]

I've been to Memphis.

[Josh Arnold]

Fair amount of

[Bob Kevoian]

smoking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Out of a machine gun fire.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

I am not guilty of that. This one. This is all. Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So it has been a while since you've been to Memphis.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your Bob and Tom show. Someone get a hold of Christy, who's closest. Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Pat, hold me.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be careful with dear Bob and Top show. Listening to Friday show, the podcast. You just had the interesting conversation with the woman whose significant other has her put his. Her feet on his lap and he sticks food between her toes.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to give some background on this?

[Christy Lee]

I think he just did.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. A guy, as a joke, his girlfriend's feet were on his lap, so he started putting Doritos between her toes. This was Jess Hooker's friend and they started videoing it as a joke, but it turned into like a. Oh, my gosh. It went viral because there are dudes out there that just loved it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bazillion. Bazillion.

[Josh Arnold]

And probably some women. A handful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe you then as you were talking about Food between her toes, changed the topic and proceeded an unnecessarily loud gunshot that nearly made me crap myself. I'm just trying to pass the information along, Mitch. Okay, thank you, Mitch, very much. If this is read on the air, it makes me a member of the five letter club. Well, congratulations, Mitch. Way to go, Mitch.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, congratulations said Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Top Show, I know Jess Hooker is a renowned chef. I like to consider myself just as inspiring. Here you go. Put a glazed Krispy Kreme doughnut in the air fryer, 400 degrees for four minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

It comes out like cream brulee. Trust me, Becky from Nebraska.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I mean, molten hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it catch fire?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you would have to let it cool off before you ate it, but yeah, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

The cleanup just seemed worth it at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never get it out of the air fryer.

[Tom Griswold]

That's an interesting recipe. Is there a way to shield it so that it doesn't spray all over?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think so?

[Josh Arnold]

I just met the bottom would just be gooey as heck, but might want

[Bob Kevoian]

to put down some parchment.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you put it in a turin of some sort?

[Josh Arnold]

Like. Like your creme brulees?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes sense. Is it terrine or turin?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what the proper.

[Bob Kevoian]

A shroud of turin.

[Josh Arnold]

It might be too large for a ramekin. Might it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, ramekin be teeny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where does decanter fit into this?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's the guy that. He's the guy that sings in Yiddish.

[Josh Arnold]

Somewhere between. Somewhere between carafe and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go on, Josh. I'm listening.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to see. I want to see the chart. So, giraffe decanter, ramekin tumbler, turin tumbler, Stanley. By the way, the Stanleys have gotten out of control.

[Josh Arnold]

Also.

[Tom Griswold]

They're gonna have to redesign every car.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're too large.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought the bottom of the Stanley was made.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but the bottom is. But then. Yeah, but it topples. Then it's. Then it expands up and now you can't have two of them next to each other.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gotcha.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not a fan taking my Stanley in the car.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a yeti girl.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, 60 year old yoga widow. I drink that.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, Tom, your gum chewing going? Because I know a couple of weeks ago it had gotten a little loud.

[Tom Griswold]

I was.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, in the car.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

I got into trouble yesterday again.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know you were going at it pretty good this morning. I know.

[Christy Lee]

You have to chew gum.

[Tom Griswold]

I have to chew gum at times because my right ear. Ever since my heart surgery, my right ear closes and the only thing I can do is chew some gum.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you don't have to do it with your mouth open.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about to shake them however you want? How about shaking your eyes? Have you stopped doing that? Or you still.

[Josh Arnold]

How about the breathing? Next. Next time there's this. Next time there's quote unquote noise from the passenger seat as you're driving down the highway. Just point to her door and go. You know the exit's right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that pilot instructor that jumped out of the plane? I gotta slow down. Feel free, feel free, feel free. You can even wait till I stop. All right, Coming up, we have more of your letters.

[Bob Kevoian]

No way to live.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, we have. We have a interesting world record. William she, Shatner news, Parachuting news, a cool refrigeration story. Actually, it really is interesting moon stuff. And a fake phallus in the news. Faux phallus, Faux fallus. Do they serve that at your favorite Japanese restaurant?

[Bob Kevoian]

Or how about.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, thanks for listening. Listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

Lee, they'll help you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick at the NHTSA sports desk. Slow down. You move too fast. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin's television specials floating around the ether. You'll find it at dry bar. And you can check out Patty G. Filmed about a year ago. A little more than a year ago. Four million hits. Four million.

[Josh Arnold]

Well deserved.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm lying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, 280,000.

[Josh Arnold]

They're all lies.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Three people saw it.

[Tom Griswold]

Very helpful. Okay, where was I? Oh, I know. What have you got over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Me? I got sports. Is that okay? You have a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got some. I got plenty of letters. Okay, well, everyone, I've read you've attacked the.

[Christy Lee]

I must have missed it when I was gone. You must have talked about this. Okay, this is from Ryan in Washington, Iowa, I believe. Morning, you sexy beasts. Oh, you were talking about buying tampons. My wife sent me out to get her tampons a while back. She sent a picture of what she uses so there I was, standing in the aisle looking at the picture and happened to notice two other guys next to me with their phones out as well. It was clear that all three of us had no idea what we were doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's all right. You had the pictures and you're good. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we know what we're doing. We're crazy about that stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just a biscuit to sop up.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. I don't mind going through a little brush knowing I'm getting to a picnic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I hang them up on a clothesline. I will wait in the red on my road.

[Josh Arnold]

Red means go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. I think we've done our job.

[Christy Lee]

That was interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go, Red.

[Stephen Singer]

Scott.

[Tom Griswold]

We'd had a letter about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

As Josh pointed out, it's not that difficult. Everybody's done. It just. It's a little confusing, though, because buying feminine hygiene products, it's kind of like. Like buying salad dressing. There's 800 different types out there.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And especially weird when you ask for the ranch. Damn, boss boy.

[Josh Arnold]

They're put. Putting that in everything, aren't they?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see that has been the.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do like ranch.

[Tom Griswold]

The huge takeaway from the World Cup. The World Cup.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody took ranch home. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There all. All these articles about ranch. And we did have a cool story that you missed. A unusual food item is coming out that is based on ranch dressing. Essentially. It's like pop rocks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's ranch.

[Christy Lee]

They pop in your mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ranch flavoring.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess you could add it to a salad. I think it sounds kind of interesting. You could put it in a sandwich or whatever. But when you get to one and you bite in and it has that burst of flavor. It was greeted with a profound lack of enthusiasm by everyone here except for me. I thought it sounded.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm not a ranch person, so I'm not gonna jump on that bandwagon, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? Oh, that's right. There's flavor in that. I forgot.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we'll. We'll get to some of these letters a little bit later on if you want to move on to the world of sports. I know that obviously the big news comes from the world of soccer.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Go ahead if you want to. You want to steal my thunder?

[Tom Griswold]

One nil. Hey, score festival.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had a lovely time watching this game.

[Josh Arnold]

It was quite exciting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exciting.

[Christy Lee]

Very exciting.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of great sales.

[Josh Arnold]

Those corner kicks, man. You forget every corner kick is just a potential goal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely. And that goalie they got a. The guy from Argentina got a yellow card for whining and flopping. You can't get upset about that.

[Christy Lee]

Then he got a red card and was thrown out again.

[Tom Griswold]

I've learned some soccer terminology and my interest in soccer is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is nil. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Elegant, poetic joke.

[Christy Lee]

Did you watch the halftime show?

[Tom Griswold]

I did not.

[Christy Lee]

Bts.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd rather have. I should have a T shirt. Bto, not bts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see as well, a little

[Tom Griswold]

bit of Bachman Turner overdrive for your ass? Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Christie's right. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's your name?

[Christy Lee]

That's my name.

[Bob Kevoian]

The mom puts were on the halftime show. It was Piggy and

[Josh Arnold]

I missed Madonna. I turned it back on and BTS was singing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. You missed her, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Right before that she.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one did she do?

[Bob Kevoian]

What song? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

She did the song music.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a fun one.

[Bob Kevoian]

She creaked out there.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Babe sang a song. He was pretty good. Justin Bieber.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Thing. I think he was the only one singing.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was. It was. I did hear them say that it was sort of like the super bowl in that they had an unusually long halftime.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it did not seem.

[Christy Lee]

It didn't seem long.

[Josh Arnold]

It was 10 minutes longer than the typical halftime.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

But I guess the players had an issue with it.

[Stephen Singer]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think they'd want the.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think it affected the outcome of the game any.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean, Spain dominated and should have won.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Faron Tors, 106th minute, he scores a one nothing win over defending champ Argentina in the World Cup Final.

[Josh Arnold]

To me though, it should have been sudden death. Death.

[Bob Kevoian]

It. As soon as that goal scored.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Now we got to just pretend for another 15 minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't understand how that works.

[Bob Kevoian]

Messi and Argentina found a way to.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no fixed time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's 15 minutes. 15 minutes. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In this case there was a. This was. This was not added on time.

[Bob Kevoian]

This was extra time because our Spain scored was not one nothing. And then Argentina had the ball for. For quite a while.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It was overtime, essentially. It was overtime.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But then if it would have still been tied, then they go to penalty kick. Penalty kicks or kicks. Right. That's really.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really dumb.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's exciting as it gets.

[Christy Lee]

That's how Argentina wins. Crazy worried about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they're great. Great penalty kick.

[Tom Griswold]

So like in a baseball game, if, with. If they did that, if it were tied after nine innings, they would Just have a home run derby.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they kind of do. That would be awesome. That'd be better. That would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'd be great.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be better than having a guy absolutely already on second and exactly. Essentially telling everyone, yeah, we also just want to go home.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wouldn't, I wouldn't care about the guy on second. If they get rid of the umpires and put a lawn chair back there, then I'm on board. Ryan Fox capped off an amazing week at the British Open in Southport and finish. He won't forget the 39 year old New Zealander. Mayday. The kiwi made a 12 foot birdie on the final hole 68 to capture his first major championship.

[Tom Griswold]

He's apparently a really cool guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wonderful guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Really cool guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

He talks a little funny but you know, that's all right. You got that accent, got that flavor. Yeah. Joey Logano held off Denny Hamlin for his first NASCAR cup series.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't worry about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Season. Yeah, he's a made guy. Sunday night, North Woodsboro IndyCar this afternoon, 3 o'. Clock. Got rained out yesterday. It'll be on Fox.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to hand it to those broadcasters on Fox. Stalling.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, those guys did a great job. My favorite thing and they were really excited. This is going to happen. We're going to get this race in. No, you're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are they talking about now? Well, apparently one of them had dinner at Jack's barbecue.

[Tom Griswold]

They do kind of run out of stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Well and the World cup had obviously gone long and the race was supposed to start and I at one point I walked down and I go, wow, they're going to start this late. What's going to happen? I go, you know what they're going to do? They're going to come out and it's going to be raining and I kind of jinxed it. I didn't know you are which yeah, sorry about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Congrats to everybody who took care of the World Cup. By the way, that's a huge undertaking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we it made. Yeah. It was a fun time.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. It was a resounding success.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

With great ticket sales, attendance, TV ratings. It will be interesting to see what the World Cup Final. What kind of ratings that drew with usa of course not involved old. Still very popular here in the United States. That's great. Everybody seemed to love it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not for me.

[Josh Arnold]

I did see there was another soccer game on like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah, like MLS or something like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey fellows, fellas.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Kansas City Pioneers, we're Enjoying the World Cup.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's, let's, let's not get out.

[Christy Lee]

We should have taken that day off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Conor McGregor. It has been revealed he suffered a torn right ACL and his shortened UFC 329 Max Holloway. Did you see the start of this fight?

[Tom Griswold]

The whole fight was what? 30 seconds?

[Bob Kevoian]

Ding. He comes out, he tries to do a kick, lands, tears his knee.

[Christy Lee]

I mean it's like check. Didn't he.

[Bob Kevoian]

He also suffered meniscus damage. It's meniscus in the fight on July 11. It lasted a minute nine. Comparing it to an injury he suffered in the other leg against Holloway in 2013. It's a tiny world, Tom. What is it? You wouldn't want to paint it. Isn't that the joke?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, sometimes bad things happen to drunks who punch out 80 year old men.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, sometimes, Carmen. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But hasn't he lost his last three outings?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's his rep. Yes, but people want to see him. McGregor's fight on Paramount plus the highest rated ever in the history of the world.

[Josh Arnold]

I've bombed my last three shows. I'm still going to go out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, non, non. NFL McGregor, he's still the highest rated UFC fighter, period. No question. What do you think of that?

[Tom Griswold]

I think people are idiots. The guy's a dick and he sucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, so let's say there's only two things on Conor McGregor. Fight or the World cup final.

[Christy Lee]

What are you watching?

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, Can I have my cell phone with me?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? No, you can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of fighting, are we going to talk? Brady versus Paul.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jake. Jake, Paul and Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Paul and Tom Brady slapped Logan Paul in the face.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't remember. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

See that?

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a couple headlines and went. I don't know if it's real or not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, it's real. Sounds like.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if it was staged.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I had not seen. Seen a word about you.

[Christy Lee]

Look into it.

[Tom Griswold]

I missed that.

[Josh Arnold]

Rare that I come in with a new story that had to be staged

[Tom Griswold]

to write this letter.

[Josh Arnold]

Lap. I. I don't know so well.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's his. One of the Pauls said he erred by fighting Josh Joshua Jackson or whatever. The guy that broke his head.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, this was a mistake.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, in retrospect. Not that my dog. My dog does not work.

[Josh Arnold]

Hindi is 28.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Ditzer. Thank you very much, Chick Magee. Coming up, we have an interesting story about a couple guys that found out that they were switched at birth some 38 years ago. Yeah. Also we it is National Moon Day celebrating the men landing on the moon. We have the Wizinator in the news. And one of my favorite stories today involves a food truck that has been banned because of their slogan. We'll find out about all those things from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hello there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello there. There's Pat Godwin.

[Stephen Singer]

Hey, Ch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a human behavior question for you all coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

All righty.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I don't know if there's a human in the room, but we'll do the best we can. Chick. Hello to go ahead, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I was lucky enough to go to two concerts over the weekend and this happened at both of them. And we've all seen this happen. Somebody is dancing, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Standing up, dancing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got it.

[Josh Arnold]

The person behind them doesn't care for this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, sit down.

[Tom Griswold]

Has

[Josh Arnold]

a man asking a drunk 45 year old woman to stop dancing ever ended?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

And I mean I wanted to look at these guys and go, why are you even bothering? I mean this is, this will not, not only will this not work, this is going to make a way larger scene than what is happening if you just let her dance.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But was she a woo girl too? Did she also go

[Josh Arnold]

the first girl the Friday at Whiskey Myers and Black Crows no, she was just dancing. The. The other concert was Sarah McLaughlin.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

And she was a Woo girl.

[Stephen Singer]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Sort of inexplicably. It's hard to dance and Woo to Sarah McLaughlin. To building a mystery. But she was. She found a way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

But you just let that happen. You don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So how did it end?

[Josh Arnold]

You weren't.

[Tom Griswold]

You weren't the one. No.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You were just observing.

[Josh Arnold]

Was I mildly annoyed by it? Occasionally. But it was. It. I wasn't gonna let it ruin my time. And I certainly let them first. I don't know. Let her dance.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume the one at the. Sarah McLaughlin was topless.

[Josh Arnold]

The woman dancing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was hot.

[Bob Kevoian]

What does that have to do.

[Josh Arnold]

You would have had a ton of assumptions about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She was in a very sort of wood Stockian type dress.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Hippie chick.

[Josh Arnold]

And a lot of. A lot of hair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dirty leg. Could have been a dirty leg, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you would have called her a dirty leg for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Hairy armpits, none of that.

[Josh Arnold]

But. But you would think, you know. But. Gosh darn it. And is there a lovelier voice? My man. Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she's beautiful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, you were talking about Christy. Read that letter about she'll learn to love. It's almost a trope, guys having to go buy tampons.

[Christy Lee]

You're lucky these days you have the photos you can look.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, back in the day, you had to just kind of guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And the brand I have to look for, of course, is rather difficult. I think they're like. It's made from like organic cotton

[Stephen Singer]

grown

[Tom Griswold]

by grass fed monks. Grass fed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have any of you. Can you learn from my mistakes? Will you not say things on the air that you don't want? Repeatedly.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to go over dinner three different stores. When I finally found that, I bought every box they had. Here's a letter on a different topic.

[Bob Kevoian]

You are a heartbeat on this topic.

[Josh Arnold]

Real quick. Don't you buy the tampons. And also her favorite period food.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

And then just come home. The superhero.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

What's period food?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh. Period food.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, depending on what. Single.

[Stephen Singer]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Depending on what year she was born, you get the favorite food of that era. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Usually when you're on your period, you crave certain things. Chocolate, usually. Or salt.

[Bob Kevoian]

A salty thing. It's never protein.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

She lets you know. She might not come out and let you know, but over time you learn what her period food is.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no. This is a whole new thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta Figure this out.

[Christy Lee]

No, seriously, pay attention to your life.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't pay attention attention to anything. Haven't you figured that out period? Okay, this, this is a letter. It says with reference to that topic. It said there is one thing worse.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

My mother, 92 years old, asked me to pick up some adult diapers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, well, well.

[Josh Arnold]

Again, a hero.

[Tom Griswold]

The store, the store did not have self checkout. So naturally the woman at checkout was in a very attractive lady. I must have said at least five times. I hope this is the brand my mom wants. I hope this is the right size for my mother.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that supposed to make it better that he's buying present?

[Tom Griswold]

I made quite a show of padding looking for my wallet, so she noticed there was no padding. That I was not wearing adult diapers. I was so self conscious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow, man. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys get self conscious buying toilet paper. No, I do, I do.

[Christy Lee]

Do you really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

What I do is I, I make zero sense.

[Bob Kevoian]

I find the book, everybody poops in the store and I take it with me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. And you read it while you're.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Smart. I'm gonna have to do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go ahead, make fun.

[Josh Arnold]

There is a little bit of self consciousness of.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the only time is I've seen someone at, you know, one of those giant like Sam's Club or Costco place places with a cart with.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple hundred rolls.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Which I later found out was because this person was a coach and it was for.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that I was thinking, what else

[Bob Kevoian]

do you think it would be?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's what hinders my. It's because I, I buy it by the 24 or 36. I just want to do it quarterly at most and like walk carrying that for my car to my house. I'm like the neighbor's like, well, there goes the crapper. Look at him. I buy four rolls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you've got a.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you have a three different stores at a time?

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you have a really mouthy cashier too? Doesn't she notice things that you're buying

[Josh Arnold]

at the, at the grocery store? Yeah. I had never met her or seen her before and I was putting my groceries on the, the conveyor there and a lot of vegetables and fruits and lean meats. She looked at my groceries and at me and then back at my groceries and back at me and said, making some changes.

[Tom Griswold]

Shopping for somebody else, are you?

[Bob Kevoian]

That is my favorite

[Josh Arnold]

Matter of fact

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh ongoing live on stage.

[Tom Griswold]

That's in the act now. I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were at the. At the sports desk I believe WNBA Dallas over the Sparks. Dream Beach Chicago and Phoenix beat Connecticut in the wnba. And that brings us to guess what stupid world record.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a good one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, first, hang on. Eagles running back Saquon Barkley. They were not harmed following an attempted home invasion Saturday morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Morning he goes by they.

[Bob Kevoian]

The incident happened around 5 in the morning. According to.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a really just good family man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chester County District attorney's office Police in pursuit of a white SUV and two suspects they think participated in the crime. We know there's more than one but we're still trying to determine how many were involved. That's Captain Tyler Moore.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, that's scary.

[Tom Griswold]

They were home.

[Bob Kevoian]

All of the occupants in the home physically okay. Obviously a little shake taken after the incident. Incredibly grateful that Saquon is Quan family not injured during this incident.

[Stephen Singer]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, thank goodness for that.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to get back to basketball, I have something you may not have seen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I see it all.

[Tom Griswold]

Got this letter.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently. Do you remember Dr. Buckets, Christine?

[Christy Lee]

Forget Dr. Buckets.

[Bob Kevoian]

All of us are still in therapy because of Dr. Buckets. I believe Steve.

[Christy Lee]

He's our world record holder for many half court shots.

[Tom Griswold]

Three points and he just got the record. What was it for? Three pointers during 24 hours. We talked to him right afterwards and I don't know I'll give you the source on this, but I, I don't know if this has been verified. NBA three point line.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In 24 hours. According to this from Reddit, my brother broke the world record for NBA three pointer made in 24 hours. No break longer than 10 minutes. He got zero sleep. Previous record 11,115. My brother made 11,542 three pointers with an 86% shooting average over 24 hours.

[Josh Arnold]

This person's claiming that this is brand new.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This just happened.

[Christy Lee]

Beat Dr. Buckets.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the, that's the contention here.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm, I don't know if we. But still, I mean it's, it's, there's a video and it's just amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

23ft 9 inches. Tom, that's your NBA 3.

[Tom Griswold]

Zoe sinks one after another. That's absolutely amazing. We spoke with Dr. Buckets who also has the half court record. It's amazing. Some amazing cool stuff. So we'll see what happens with that.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I sent you this over the weekend I don't know if you noticed it or not, but British. British runner Josh Kirk.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ran the fastest mile in history. This is a mile. It took him 3 minutes, 42 seconds.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Josh Arnold]

That's bananas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kerr's historic run broke a Moroccan Hickam El garroge marks of 343.13 set in Rome in 1999, ending a record that stood for. Yeah. 27 years. Kerr's 28 years old. Took a celebratory lap around London Stadium. Him, after fixing his place in track and field history.

[Tom Griswold]

Man.

[Bob Kevoian]

3 minutes, 42.66 seconds.

[Christy Lee]

Couldn't run down the hall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Running the mind.

[Tom Griswold]

The record belongs once again to England.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly right. Roger Bannister.

[Tom Griswold]

Roger Bannister.

[Josh Arnold]

The first was Roger Bannister. Pre Fontaine. Thank you. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes and yes, absolutely. Pre.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

World record.

[Bob Kevoian]

Steven Prefontaine.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but isn't there a famous Fontaine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a famous runner Prefontaine.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's, of course, famous Prefontaine. We're not recognizing a Fontaine because that's not what we're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Wasn't there. What was Red Skelton? What was that?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was Jackie Gleason.

[Tom Griswold]

What was.

[Josh Arnold]

Who had.

[Tom Griswold]

What was it Frank Fontaine. Who was the Fontaine. I'm trying to get the reference here.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was the bartender. Jackie would go in.

[Tom Griswold]

What was his name? Name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Frank Fontaine.

[Tom Griswold]

Frank Fontaine. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Stephen Singer]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Was he crazy in Guggenheim?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I think he was. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

What the hell are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Frankie Fontaine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Somebody.

[Christy Lee]

I was talking to somebody talking to

[Bob Kevoian]

somebody over the weekend and they go, wow, you guys. Yeah. Oh, it's still. Oh, it's a great show.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anything change? Well, it sounds more like we're all sitting at the home talking every now and then, but other than that. That who did. Frank Fontaine.

[Tom Griswold]

Fontaine's been deceased for what, 50 years?

[Josh Arnold]

You. Look, I. I was just trying to be a little silly.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a great joke, I think. Disrespectful to anyone who's ever rolled.

[Bob Kevoian]

Prefontaine. Steve Prefontaine always just captivated me because he did not look like he was. Just look like a regular guy.

[Christy Lee]

He did not look like a run.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he didn't look like. He wasn't wiry and thin.

[Josh Arnold]

He looked like a member of Uriah. He.

[Bob Kevoian]

Long hair, really cool mustache. Did he break the four minute money? No, he broke everything.

[Tom Griswold]

The greatest runner of his generation, Nikes exist largely because of him.

[Christy Lee]

There's a great movie about that serial

[Bob Kevoian]

Record breaker Andre Ortolf. You ran for me at Wrestlemania. Doesn't that sound like Andre Ortol? He has a new Guinness world record title under his belt. Well, a 32 year old German claimed the record for the most balloons popped with the plunger.

[Stephen Singer]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

In 30 seconds.

[Christy Lee]

With the handle part or with this plunger part?

[Bob Kevoian]

With a total of.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd rather see the plunger part.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a fair question because this is so stupid.

[Bob Kevoian]

It doesn't. It doesn't say in this story.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, do we have the video?

[Christy Lee]

Couldn't be.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go.

[Christy Lee]

That would make no sense.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got the balloons lined up on the floor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Last time we saw this we detected a needle in the plunger. Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, maybe the plunger.

[Tom Griswold]

This has to be a David. This is a challenge for David Rush. This is the kind of thing he's great at.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, great at.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, no, he's using the rubber end of the plunger to pop the balloons.

[Bob Kevoian]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

There are a couple things that I don't. I wish were different about this. A larger plunger would be funnier.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And the balloons are clearly affixed to the floor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's much more challenging obviously if you

[Christy Lee]

have to chase them around the room.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, especially. Especially if they're full of helium. Now you've got some and you gotta capture them.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Stick them on the floor. Trap them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't introduce helium.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, cheapness.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you kidding? Make them loose balloons.

[Stephen Singer]

That's a better.

[Bob Kevoian]

Make them loose.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's. This guy's a German, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

So what do you got to say about that?

[Tom Griswold]

I know what you're gonna say. I think Germans are used to a lot of clogged toilets.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh no.

[Tom Griswold]

German sausage tends to produce very dense.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because all the plumbing companies and are owned by generations. There's the first.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The turd. The Turd Reich.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now what you think you're hearing at clumsy is not. Don't think that's.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy is kind of in David Rush's league. He has 150 world records to his name.

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounds like more than Dave.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I. I think it's double.

[Stephen Singer]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Dave.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't think so. His favorite record is Funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're loyal to a guy who breaks Guinness record.

[Tom Griswold]

His. This guy has the fewest darts ever to score a 501 while blindfolded.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess that's good boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Which he did with 49 throws.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's impressive.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to see.

[Josh Arnold]

I usually play 301.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why can't he put 501 darts into an apple sitting on someone's head? Oh, I can relate to that.

[Tom Griswold]

You might want to wear eye protection.

[Bob Kevoian]

501.

[Christy Lee]

Nice. Gene.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a nice day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Button fly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

See?

[Stephen Singer]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, congratulations to Andre or Law or Toff or whatever his name is.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got me slappy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Proficient with a place plunger. So very good. Very good. Oh, well, is that. Does that conclude our sports broadcast

[Stephen Singer]

now?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a plunger at your house?

[Christy Lee]

Who doesn't have a plunger?

[Tom Griswold]

Tell you something, I bet Pat doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

I have two. You two.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a 15 year old son.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got three bathrooms, no waiting. Each one has a plunger and each one, the plunger has a little house.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, lovely.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have the side by side with the plunger and the brush?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not sure what you're saying, but lovely decor. When you take it out, it opens up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then when you put it back, it closes.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

You actually keep it right there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

The implication being you need it a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

I put mine in the mantle.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Where's your plunger?

[Bob Kevoian]

In the garage. You know what?

[Christy Lee]

If you need it, you get it.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want a garage.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have a plunger.

[Bob Kevoian]

Embarrassed about a plunger?

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody poops.

[Bob Kevoian]

You live in fear. I don't want people to go.

[Tom Griswold]

I was at Tom's house.

[Stephen Singer]

Every.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got nine bathrooms. Everyone has a monogram plunger.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. You know what they say. I was at Tom's house. Don't go take a crap there because if you get it clogged up, you got to wait till it goes out.

[Christy Lee]

How embarrassing. You got to come out.

[Tom Griswold]

The type of guest I have would never.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got to go to the.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't clog toilets. They live in a lake.

[Bob Kevoian]

A hanguin dance to the garage to get you in the garage.

[Josh Arnold]

In the garage. There really is.

[Tom Griswold]

You're crazy. You are one crazy, Lou.

[Bob Kevoian]

You are one crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

He looked at us like we were all insane in the garage.

[Stephen Singer]

And he's.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's saying it like we're going to go. Oh, yes. That's where we should put our.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have been living wrong in the garage.

[Tom Griswold]

Supposed I could have like a rifle rack. A rifle rack and keep it in the living room. Do you hide it in a safe

[Bob Kevoian]

and lock it up?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there's got to be a place where they have, you know, a rifle rack with like six plungers on it. That's funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a rifle.

[Tom Griswold]

Some strip club.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't have a fellow, let alone many rifles.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys keep your toilet brushes in the bathroom to require those go in the shed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, next thing you're going to tell me is that you keep your toilet paper in some sort of storage facility.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you keep your toilet paper right next to the toilet, don't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's in the library.

[Tom Griswold]

You check it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's stupid. People come over, they see the toilet paper, they know you're pooping. What the hell? Aren't you embarrassed?

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stop it.

[Tom Griswold]

You're getting crazier. Coming up, we have a food truck that is being banned by the state because of their slogan. We'll find out what that's all about. Plus, it's National Moon Day. We got a naked guy in the news. And then we have a powerful toy of the intimate variety for adults.

[Josh Arnold]

Is everybody okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Being publicly, publicly hidden, if you will, in a body part. That's all coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom show

[Tom Griswold]

and more.

[Bob Kevoian]

The fair. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Time to take this seriously. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chip.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Stephen Singer]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Lord, I'm down.

[Josh Arnold]

I got the blue.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got the blue so bad. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom got a blue.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a blue.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much. Now, we have just completed a sports broadcast.

[Stephen Singer]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have created it up and sent it right to the hall of Fame.

[Tom Griswold]

She's back. And he's back. Both the Pat and Christy gone.

[Christy Lee]

We were not on vacation together.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tell them the truth. Don't lie anymore. Like just one. One big coincidence, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Christie's at the news desk. What's happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

Indiana officials have barred a food truck from an Indianapolis market over his tongue in cheek slogan, according to the indie star, Scott Sims, the owner of Smash Daddy's Burgers, Fries, Etc, has been a regular vendor at the State House market. But he was recently told by a state official that there have been complaints over the truck's tagline, you'll love our meat in your mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

That is. That's as innocuous as it's a wonderful slogan.

[Christy Lee]

As a result, he was informed he could no longer serve at the market.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mr. Speaker, this is an outrage.

[Josh Arnold]

And I don't believe this state official. I think the state official is the only one that's semi bothered by it. And even I'm gonna guess she isn't that bothered by it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And of course I'm going to vote. What about Mr. Spencer Waker? What about the children?

[Christy Lee]

The star. That he had not been given any prior indication that the slogan was an issue while the state later told the newspaper that no written complaints against Mr. Sims even exist.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Come on.

[Christy Lee]

The truck's exclusion could run afoul of our first amendment.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't eat there.

[Christy Lee]

Then the government cannot shut down speech unless it meets the high bar of one of the. Of its exemptions.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't eat there. That way you won't be in line in front of me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're preventing the guy from parking the there and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And I have actually been at events where the smash burger truck has been. It's burger and it's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

The smash Booger.

[Bob Kevoian]

Booger. Smash burger.

[Tom Griswold]

That only appealed to fourth. Fourth grade boys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Late at night, you know, you start to fall asleep. You start a little booger garden there on the wall.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I'm talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Would you go see a band called booger garden?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Carolos Barum, communications director for the state's personnel department, said the Indiana state personnel department department, which runs the market, can modify or discontinue vendor participation as they see fit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Killjoy.

[Tom Griswold]

Killjoy.

[Bob Kevoian]

They rule with a velvet fist.

[Christy Lee]

Scott, you keep doing it. You make a great smash burger.

[Josh Arnold]

Next time I see you, no matter where I'm at, if no matter how recently I ate, I'm stopping and getting a burger.

[Bob Kevoian]

Darn right.

[Christy Lee]

Put your meat in my mouth.

[Bob Kevoian]

We've got a.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, that's from Christina.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can put your meat in Oliver mouth. We got a nice big parking space here for you. Come on out.

[Tom Griswold]

So many sort of wordplay slogans for even names of restaurants. What's the one your throat can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Hor bath pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

No, your.

[Stephen Singer]

Your throat.

[Tom Griswold]

Your throat can't hold my throbbing wiener at place. What is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oddly enough, though, it was called

[Bob Kevoian]

your throat.

[Josh Arnold]

Family time hot dogs, which I thought was odd.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but that's their show.

[Josh Arnold]

Have a slogan

[Bob Kevoian]

on my tongue. I don't think you need throbbing in that. Just. Just your. Your.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a. There's one right near my house at that gas station just south of my place. There is a. A taco truck. And yeah, their Their motto is we like our tacos. No, no. We eat our tacos versus vertically. Yeah. Which is not wrong with that. Yeah, of course. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Well, how else.

[Josh Arnold]

So does he hold vertical? The vertical taco is the slide.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no. You have your taco horizontally for once. How about that? This way and this way. No, this way is how tacos come. If you know what I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, that's how. That's how Mrs. Taco comes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

When you.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I meant.

[Tom Griswold]

You eat the vertical taco.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

See, the vertical taco would be a different thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's the.

[Tom Griswold]

It would spill out. You see?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it happens.

[Stephen Singer]

That's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

But there are surgeries.

[Tom Griswold]

Your mouth's not your mouth. How about this one? Your mouth's not big enough to bite my wiener. These. Would these be okay?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, your throat can't hold. My wiener is throbbing.

[Tom Griswold]

My throbbing.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you don't need to.

[Christy Lee]

Throbbing. Don't throb.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there. Is there such a thing as a vegetarian food truck?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, of course there is tons. What makes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't stand it anymore.

[Christy Lee]

People should know this.

[Tom Griswold]

Let us. Let us toss your salad. Something that's pretty good. Lettuce. You know the word.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like he feels we're not laughing. So we're out clear on lettuce.

[Tom Griswold]

This is joke repair as a lettuce. Like.

[Stephen Singer]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because there's the whole restaurant chain. Lettuce entertain you. But there really is. There's like a. Is there a vegan taco truck?

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, sure. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, especially in places like Portland and.

[Christy Lee]

Right. California.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now I want that guy to put his meat in my mouth. See, I'm all ready for it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, so we'll see what happen.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he's listening.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on by.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it Smash Daddy's? Smash Daddy's Burgers. Sounds very good. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Smash Daddy's Burger.

[Josh Arnold]

You want some of that Daddy meat in your mouth?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, that would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that.

[Christy Lee]

Now that is a problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think we should. This story. I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think we're helping. We should because now people are going to think.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think what Josh is trying to illustrate is that it could always be worse.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So just. Just be happy with. Let me put.

[Tom Griswold]

My throat can't hold my throbbing wiener. Is it worse?

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't need throbbing.

[Stephen Singer]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chicks, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There is an argument to made now we don't think you're talking about your food when you say things like throbbing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Not much. Food throbs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

See the double on it would be. But.

[Tom Griswold]

But you. It plumps when you cook it, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I believe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that. That's fine.

[Christy Lee]

A little ballpark. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

My wiener's so plump. Lump you can. So I can see. So this guy's got it right there at the edge, and we're taking it over the. Over the edge.

[Christy Lee]

He's doing a great. He's doing a fine job. Don't change.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Don't change.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's got fries and everything.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. I just think it's sad that the state has to step in here. Really. Come on. Especially when they have no evidence that anyone ever complained about it.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up in the news, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a tattoo artist in the news for doing a. A stunt, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

We have more like a stas.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so it was in the back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it the Pink Panther mowing their yard? That's funny.

[Christy Lee]

We have a guy trapped in a portable toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that can't be fun.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he. Is he at least above ground, as it were? Okay.

[Christy Lee]

He's not in it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, made a run of those.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is the one where they had to get. They had to use a bunch of tools to get him out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What happened here?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, we'll find out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he did he. Yeah. Well, we don't know exactly what happened, but they had to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Get him out.

[Tom Griswold]

There is a place. I forget what it's called. Their slogan. It's like Louie's something something, and you can't beat Louie's meat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was a. That was. I mean, that's. That's a little.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's suggestive. Sure, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Louie. You can't beat my me.

[Josh Arnold]

I dare you to try

[Bob Kevoian]

anybody's name.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies only.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's gonna be me.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? Turns out I was wrong. Thank you, ladies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's a lot better when someone else beats my meat.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up, we also have in the news the Wizinator and a great refrigeration story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, A refrigerator couldn't get better.

[Tom Griswold]

I am very excited because I'm gonna to have. This is going to be a Chick McGee quiz associated with this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it about SM? I'm going to get a SMAG. I'm trying. I'm dying. I'm going to get a smag. Watch me.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a brand of refrigerators.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damn right it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very good. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel

[Tom Griswold]

dot com.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where you're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts from all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Stephen Singer]

Hey there, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace cosby. I'm chick mcgee at the nhtta sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

A little surprise coming up in about 15 minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stick around.

[Tom Griswold]

A good friend of the show is going to be calling us about something interesting going on in the news.

[Bob Kevoian]

Joe.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not going to be Joe Theisman football time. Sure, we can get, we can get Joe to call very soon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Football time. There's no offseason.

[Tom Griswold]

We do have a football related story

[Bob Kevoian]

kind of Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. I don't even think Christy knows which one I'm talking about.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, I don't want to give away the connection, but what do you, what do you feel like talking about over there?

[Christy Lee]

Let's talk about this. A Japanese company has developed a human sized refrigerator to help people combat the oppressive summer heat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. A great idea whose time has come a Japanese refrigeration.

[Christy Lee]

Refrigeration?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

The refrigeration and vending machine manufacturer has created the do himon box, a one person cooling booth that maintains a temperature of 59 degrees Fahrenheit.

[Tom Griswold]

Now don't go laughing. This is important.

[Josh Arnold]

Important it is.

[Christy Lee]

When a person gets into the box, air has been chilled to around 40 degrees, blows out towards their head, neck, shoulders and back for instant relief.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever wonder what it was like to be in the morgue but still alive?

[Tom Griswold]

So if you've got someone who's massively overheated, you get in this thing. Keep reading.

[Christy Lee]

Says users can feel noticeably cooler in around five minutes and that after spending 10 minutes inside, it could relieve symptoms of heat exhaustion by rapidly lowering body temperature.

[Josh Arnold]

So they could have this at festivals and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

And yeah, the human refrigerator requires no installation work, can be used both indoors and outdoors.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

And is mounted on wheels so it can be moved around when needed. Standard model will set you back.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see. It's kind of like a Captain pike deal from Star Trek.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of a cow head.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I went to that wedding with 400 people in a very, very hot Saturday. I would have loved to have had one of those things and go cool off.

[Christy Lee]

A standard model will set you back $9,326.25.

[Tom Griswold]

But they could have one. You could have it on site and if someone gets overheated, you could stick them in there.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the only application I see for this. I. I can't imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's what it's for.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they're making it sound like it's for. Yeah, like home use.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Like you're gonna have it in your backyard.

[Stephen Singer]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'd like to see you run to the drugstore with your personal refrigeration unit in your car.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the name is bad. And I've got a better idea for them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The name. What is it again? The Dohema.

[Christy Lee]

Hyman. H I E M O N Ah Doe is bad.

[Tom Griswold]

They should, they should recruit William the Refrigerator Parrot to be their spokesperson. Don't you think he's.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't because that's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Disagree. Yes.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he is the only person I can think of. I don't think he is Refrigerator as a nickname. And I'm not sure if he's alive. I think he might be.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want to bet my life on it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure they could wheel him to the cooling pod and. Yeah, he could hobble in there with his one remaining foot.

[Bob Kevoian]

He might have the shoulder sugar.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I, I assume he stole.

[Josh Arnold]

You've answered your own. Why don't they have him do this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You think he, he is.

[Josh Arnold]

He is not top of mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's still alive.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, who hasn't listened to the super bowl shuffle lately?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He's 63 years of age. He is still alive. 63.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

He's one of the. Am I correct in saying that he's one of the few defensive. He was very lineman that's ever, that's ever scored a touchdown.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's very.

[Tom Griswold]

In a Super Bowl.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he might be the only one. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the, Remember the fridge?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, see, I, I, So obviously I'm right.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. If you have to, you make a comment and you. Hey, everybody, remember that, right? You know, you remember that. That right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So if they came out with one of these in the United States. And they came on TV and goes, hi, I'm William the Refrigerator Perry. We've developed the human refrigerator. And at your next event, bring this to make sure nobody passes out.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know, dude. I don't think he's the right person.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

If their celebrity budget is $70, maybe Fatty Arbuckle. I mean, you could get LL Cool J. You could get. Have any. It doesn't have to be ice cube. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Iced tea.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Any of the ices

[Josh Arnold]

vanilla is going to be cheaper than ice cube.

[Bob Kevoian]

Vanilla ice is more popular right now.

[Josh Arnold]

He could look at it and go, there's pods out there. This cool.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then William the Refrigerator Perry, his time has come and gone.

[Tom Griswold]

I say, no, that's like it's time to. Time for. I think time to bring the fridge back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why can't we get Teddy Roosevelt to endorse this?

[Christy Lee]

Who.

[Bob Kevoian]

What.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the fridge doing these days?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Retired, maybe Enjoying his life.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just guessing. He's probably being looked after. I hope working at Lowe's.

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine there may be dialysis or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I hope so. I'm sure he's still not autonomous, if you will. I hope he's some help in some way.

[Tom Griswold]

Big man, you see?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he was awesome. That was a fun thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it was crazy athletic.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of the great nicknames in the history of the NFL.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's good.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if. I don't know, it was a little

[Bob Kevoian]

bit too easy, though. The refrigerator.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he'd been that since Kyle. That had always been his nickname, even in college. See, I. I thought you'd enjoy that because you're such a big NFL. NFL fan. If he'd been a redskin, you'd been. You would have been all over this.

[Bob Kevoian]

When he was a youngster, he was Icebox Perry when he was in the

[Christy Lee]

football tie in that you were talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I've got a much, much more interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm saving that way.

[Christy Lee]

I'm. I am looking and I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've got a great NFL. It's the. My NFL tie in coming up is going to be in quiz form.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

For Chick McGee.

[Stephen Singer]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And NBA Ace. I think to advance degree. I think you'll. They'll both get it, I think. Coming up. Also a special guest is going to be joining us in just a few minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not Joe Theisman.

[Tom Griswold]

It is not Joe Theisman.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it Tom Hanks?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, you can guess for the rest

[Josh Arnold]

of the day out in the parking lot.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the old joke?

[Tom Griswold]

Guess at home.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean. You mean Steven Spielberg? No, Elliot Spielberg, the guy. Remember that, Joe?

[Tom Griswold]

If it were William the Refrigerator Perry, wouldn't you be impressed?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I'd be pleased to see that he was doing well.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

At least function.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

I like to say it shows us some love.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Here's your NFL story. 17 days away away are in a long national Nightmare is finally over. That's right. It's the hall of Fame game in Canton. Ohio Cardinals and the Packer. I see Panthers August 6th. That's right. I get excited. It's going to be on Peacock.

[Tom Griswold]

And my understanding, your host. Your host, William the refrigerator parents.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I heard. Due to public demand, why haven't the Frigidaire people.

[Tom Griswold]

Why isn't he there? Spokesman.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just told you.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think he hasn't been famous for 41 years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, hasn't. He did do commercials during the. But I think it was like McDonald's because they were. McDonald's is all about Chicago.

[Tom Griswold]

I venture to say that if you. If you did a quiz on sports nicknames we do have, I bet he'd be right there on time.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have not been doing this for, like, the last 10 days. I saw it last week. It's the top 16 sports nicknames in the history of the world. And I knew you'd start salivating.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I can't. I can. I cannot. Wait.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. Maybe we'll do this if things get slow. So that means pick it up so we don't have to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We're coming right back with our special guest and an interesting story about something that's getting more and more common in contemporary culture. And by culture, I mean something you guys are fairly not aware of. Be these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Hi, there. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chickster.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. For this, for this next story, I've asked for a professional consultant, all right. To get on board to help us out with this. And if I'm not mistaken, we're going to be joined by. Is this Mr. Singer? Stephen Singer from I Hate Stevensinger.com, the Great Jeweler. Stephen, can you hear me, sir?

[Stephen Singer]

I can. Good morning, everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there, Stephen.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you, Stephen?

[Stephen Singer]

I'm good. How's everybody doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Are you getting that heavy smoke still in Philadelphia?

[Stephen Singer]

Yes, the smoke today, actually, it cleared up because it rained yesterday, but the smoke was really, really bad. The last few days it looked like it was cloudy and just absolutely horrible. Absolutely horrible. But we're cleared up today. Today's nice and sunny, no smoke, beautiful weather.

[Tom Griswold]

Good, good. Well, first of all, a personal thank you, Stephen. Saved my rear end recently. Much appreciated, sir. Closed circuit.

[Stephen Singer]

Thank you, Mr. That stream worked out for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. Steven Singer is a distinguished jeweler and we have this story coming out of the BBC, and I want your opinion after we hear the story. Go ahead, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Jewelers are apparently promoting a new trend for women marking a New chapter in the. In their life called the divorce ring. Florida based blogger Deb Marino told the BBC that she had the diamond from her engagement ring set in a new ring with an added sapphire to represent her daughter. The 34 year old says she wears the ring on her middle finger as a statement.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the trouble with the middle finger, I get it. But with her daughters on there, that's kind of. Have you experienced this, Stephen, this divorce ring thing?

[Stephen Singer]

We have. I've made divorce rings and I've made, let's call them cheaters rings where women have found their significant other cheating on them. We've had several funny things that, that's happened over the years. But listen, you know, people fall in love and people fall out of love and it happens. What are you gonna do?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I read deeper into the article and it seems often that they're, they're taking the existing ring and taking like this, taking parts of it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they redesign them. Of course. I've done that.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's not the same ring.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Stephen Singer]

Well, people, some people think it has like the heebie jeebies. In other words, they just don't want to have anything to do with it. Right. They get rid of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Bad mojo.

[Stephen Singer]

Some people think, listen, this has a lot of intrinsic value and we don't want to lose that value. So they'll reset it into a pendant or just some other piece of jewelry. Because after all, the most expensive part of a diamond ring is the diamond. So if you can take it and reuse it and put it into something else, that's always nice. Sometimes we'll take the metal and the gold, remelt it and just remake something completely different out of it. Sometimes I'll even put it away for a daughter or a son, somebody that's going to get used, get married somewhere in the future. It was still their, their engagement ring. And you know, that's kind of nice, but not, not for a plug. But I'll tell you one of the things that we do, Stevens, if you get the Steven Singer love guarantee, I think, I don't know, I could be full of crap. But I believe that we're the only jeweler in America that does this. So we guarantee the diamond, we guarantee the ring itself and the relationship. So if something happens in relationship, you can bring it back. How do you like them? Apple.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. You could bring back, you bring back the ring. Not the, not the person, not the person, not the person.

[Josh Arnold]

Just the ring.

[Stephen Singer]

No finger. Don't cut it off while the finger still on the fingering like that. But you can actually bring that back. And the law in most states. I know it is in Pennsylvania and in most states in the United States, is you get engaged and you don't consummate. In other words, you don't get married. The ring goes back to the guy. Unless. Unless it was for a birthday or Christmas or some anniversary. That's considered a gift.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Stephen Singer]

And the girl gets to keep it. But. But once you get married, it's property of the woman, so she can sell it, do whatever, trade it in, do whatever she wants with it.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, ethically, she shouldn't, though. She should give it back to the man.

[Stephen Singer]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

I agree.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'm a man.

[Josh Arnold]

That was meant as a joke.

[Stephen Singer]

I can't answer. I would just ask, what have you guys done in the past? You know, it's. It's what, you know, I don't know exactly what the thing is. Like I said, I'm biased because I'm a guy. But I could tell you that very, very few women ever give it back, even if that is the protocol. And they're just so happy at that point to say, see you, bye. Now, we did make. When Tiger woods had all those girls, we participated in a contest for the Tiger woods girlfriend contest, and they made it with black diamonds. So we put a big black diamond in the middle of the ring. And that was what we used for that situation because everybody knew they weren't going to get a real ring, even. Even though he indicated that maybe he would get engaged to some of these girls, but never did.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what other creative options have they done with. So is the. Let me back up here. The engagement ring is typically the larger one, right?

[Stephen Singer]

Yes, exactly. Yeah. The wedding band is usually a solid band that goes all the way around. That signifies that's actually the wedding ring. That's actually the important part.

[Christy Lee]

But your lady doesn't have. Her engagement ring is a band, right? She has like. She has like a double band situation, which is very unique and very cool.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes. You can have a. You can have the engagement ring. You typically has a large center diamond. And then the wedding band can be with or without stones. It goes all the way around the finger, usually worn on the ring finger on your left hand because there's a vein that goes right from there to your heart.

[Tom Griswold]

And is that what that. Yeah, that's the story.

[Stephen Singer]

That's the significance.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't know that?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I didn't know engagement rings were bigger than wedding rings.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Stephen Singer]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Here's my engagement ring. And this is my wedding band.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't make any sense at all.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a tradition.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh, go. Josh, go.

[Josh Arnold]

They messed it up from the get go.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, what did you make out of your wife? One of your rings?

[Christy Lee]

One of the diamond.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait, no, wait. She's cringing.

[Christy Lee]

Stephen, I was engaged and never got married. And that diamond I gave to my sister, who put it in a pendant. One of the other diamonds I had reset into a different ring that I still have. I never really wear it. And then, let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Sorry. Stephen, this may be a long show.

[Christy Lee]

One might have gotten turned in for a bigger one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

No bad mojo there?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Stephen, thanks for your time. Now the wedding season is up and running, I guess is this. Obviously you guys have different. There's a seasonality to the jewelry business.

[Stephen Singer]

Oh, absolutely, absolutely. But you know, it. The trend is so popular now that people get engaged and married all year round. But spring and fall are the two most popular times to get engaged other than the actual engagement ring itself. Christmas and Valentine's Day are number one. But weddings, I should say, are spring and fall. That is the number one time. But we have weddings 12 months out of the year now. People are in love all the time. And also, as you probably know, anytime you get a diamond, at least from us, it's always worth what you paid for it. So you can take it, trade it then towards a bigger or different dime. And so God forbid, if you did get a relationship that didn't work much like Christy did, you can get it into something else. But I always suggest staying married. It's much less expensive.

[Christy Lee]

That's good advice.

[Stephen Singer]

That is the better thing. And as Tom told me one time, you can get the greatest hooker in a mate for so much less money than. And you know, you should really buy cash.

[Bob Kevoian]

That whole thing. So true.

[Tom Griswold]

I think misquoting me hire a house

[Stephen Singer]

and give her half your money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wise. Wise words, Stephen.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, thank you, Stephen Singer Jewel, as you'll find about I hate stevensinger.com.

[Christy Lee]

love you, Stephen.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Stephen, thank you so much.

[Josh Arnold]

Take care, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Very funny.

[Christy Lee]

I think wearing a divorce ring on your middle finger is kind of a tacky thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I agree. G. But I mean, this article is from the BBC.

[Christy Lee]

Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm just saying.

[Josh Arnold]

Cause divorce.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've heard that. Yeah, yeah. They don't know what's out there until they do.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I'm with Josh though. I think a lot of guys probably don't understand sort of the tradition and the protocol and that the engagement ring is the big one.

[Christy Lee]

Right. And then the wedding ring is a smaller band.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Yeah, I had no idea.

[Christy Lee]

And then there's the anniversary band.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Wait, hang on. Stand back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it can be made that you waited, you know, quite a while to get married. You know, to each his own. Maybe you might already be need. Anniversary band, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When I got married, what was it, a couple months ago?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Kelly and I've been together for 15 years, have two kids. You know, as my late mother would say, it's about time.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were on the beach closing the barn door.

[Tom Griswold]

We were on the beach and it was pouring rain. So when it came time for the ring exchange, they had to say to her, can you. Can you hold the umbrella? Because I had to get the ring out of my pocket. And oh, boy, I will. But getting married in the rain is cool because it's. They say that you're tying the knot, and a wet knot is harder to

[Christy Lee]

untie just to be good luck.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Good luck. That's what mothers tell their crying bride.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly. When your wedding photos are ruined because

[Josh Arnold]

you're saying, get over it, you spoil brat, they say, no, no, this is good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Women pray for a wet wedding, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Women pay for a wet wedding.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that we need to educate John. I think Josh is one of the things you've missed it. I know you've had a very fine education and you've learned, but this is for the insult. No, no, no, no. But there are certain things that Josh just doesn't know, like the engagement ring thing. And I think a lot of guys don't know that or change for a 20. There needs to be. There needs to be a YouTube video on. Oh, I'm sure there are traditions on videos.

[Josh Arnold]

I know a lot about relationships. I know very little about marriage in terms of the ceremonies. And where did.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I have not traditions ever gotten the definitive answer on there. Where did the. Nine weeks of salary or three months of salary minus your car payment. That's how much the engagement ring.

[Josh Arnold]

That was one brand advertisement.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I believe that's. That came from. No, that came from the Howard Halls of Madison Avenue.

[Bob Kevoian]

But that really caught on, though. Am I not right? Oh, yeah, sure did.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell?

[Christy Lee]

Who the hell's idea was that was an advertising.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was it two months salary?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you doing okay in your life? Well, here's gum. I'm Gonna hit you right in the balls. I could never do that.

[Christy Lee]

Two months salary.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you can't afford crackers. See that? See that, kids? He was waiting.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, I can say you're. You're kind of. I know. You're so sincere, and I love that about you. You really don't know a lot of this stuff, and I think it's so. I didn't know a lot of this stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I've talked some of this stuff with women. I've had relationships. I remember one. This was early. I was in my. I don't know, mid-20s, and we were talking about getting serious, and. And she said that she always liked silver, and so she wanted just a silver band. And I said, oh, what about white gold? And she goes, well, white gold essentially looks like silver, so just give me silver. It's way cheaper. Cheaper. And I think my dad at the time goes, yeah, you need to marry her.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Well, here's what I found out about white gold, because my wedding band's white gold. Apparently, white gold is just something they put over yellow gold because it's coming off.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. True. Yeah.

[Stephen Singer]

See?

[Christy Lee]

See how it's, like, coming off?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you're right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So it has to be recoded or something, I guess.

[Stephen Singer]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know either.

[Christy Lee]

Did your girlfriend pick out her ring or did you pick it out?

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. Boy, that's a dumb question.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know me at all?

[Josh Arnold]

What do most women want?

[Christy Lee]

That's a good question.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it'd be. I think it'd be great to go pick out the ring together, but that's a.

[Christy Lee]

That's what a lot of people are doing now.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I would advise that, certainly. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Or because have a.

[Tom Griswold]

Make sure they get a friend of hers. They want to get something they want.

[Stephen Singer]

Want. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's get this right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, some people will get just a regular prong setting with the. The size. Like if she says, I want an emerald cut diamond, do you know what that means?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, No, I know how to say that.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, so you could get an emerald. You could get just an emerald cut diamond in a. In a basic prong setting. And then when you give it to her, say, we can have this reset into anything you want. So that way you get to surprise nicer.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's amazing. Minute four is when the panic attack sets in. That's. That's how long I could do any wedding talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I can Sell. Josh needs a shot.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the 14 carats thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it always 14 carats?

[Christy Lee]

Well, there you can get 18 karat gold. You get 24 karat gold.

[Stephen Singer]

It gets.

[Tom Griswold]

It gets more expensive.

[Christy Lee]

The gold type. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I never knew that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Stephen Singer]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been married a couple of times, right?

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah, twice.

[Christy Lee]

Did you buy rings? Rings?

[Tom Griswold]

I bought rings.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got her a beer tab thing I gave her.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that lovely? Yes, I bought rings.

[Christy Lee]

Did you pick them out or did she.

[Bob Kevoian]

She did, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

More.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know Pat, though, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

How did.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you. How do you conduct commerce?

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. Yeah. And you wear it like a badge. And you.

[Tom Griswold]

I Pat, if you get married again, you've got that buddy. That's as the pawn shop. I bet they're loaded with them. You know they are. They have a lot of them there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's sad.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't have to know, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they find out.

[Josh Arnold]

Would a woman like. Like a $60 ring and then I. And then the rest in cash and she can do whatever she wants with it.

[Christy Lee]

Marry her if she says that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. I think you try to stay away from the term. The rest in cash. Probably, but who am I to give advice?

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have train surfing. We have butt stuff. We have

[Tom Griswold]

now from your here. It's now called Butt Fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what happened to us the other day.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't hear that on the radio.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't hear that either. Butt fun we have, but fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up again. Again, it's the. The one we had.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how fun it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, last week it was a fake fish. Oh, and we learned a little bit about. About the doors. Is it the dorsal fin that. That splays out and only goes one way? Well, we can review that for you.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com

[Tom Griswold]

define.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. Who's this?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're back at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Stephen Singer]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Stephen Singer]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not. Is that a come hither?

[Christy Lee]

That's your come hither. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there's Ace Cosby. There it is. I'm Chick. Hello. Hello. I don't use eyelids when I talk. How's that sound?

[Christy Lee]

Lose your lips for some.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you got to lose your lips. You're talking about. You guys know what I'm saying, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I, oh, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

Couple quick things.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is my job.

[Tom Griswold]

Couple quick things. We have a lot of stuff floating around on the, in the ether. I out there from past shows. We had a great guest first for me. I hadn't met him before.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lucas.

[Tom Griswold]

Lucas. Lucas Waterfield was our guest last week.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lucas.

[Tom Griswold]

And Lucas has a very special background because he, he has an illness, I guess. A condition, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

How do you. I don't want to.

[Josh Arnold]

Cerebral palsy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but he's great. He's super funny.

[Josh Arnold]

We didn't think he wouldn't be great because. Yes. See, this is. This is.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

This is your. You're tripping on your tongue.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, let me. No mistake. You're the one messing.

[Josh Arnold]

The harder Tom tries not to offend, the more he offends.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Lucas was super cool, really nice, and it just. If you. If you have some spare time, check out the video of Lucas on our show. Really funny.

[Josh Arnold]

I would just. Listen. He's on hard to look at.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Thank you, Josh, for now making me look less dick like and you more real distraction.

[Josh Arnold]

You know who would laugh hard at that? Luke.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. He was great.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a great guy.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot of fun stuff on the website and we're making improvements all the time, especially with the vip. Check that out. Okay. No, Chrissy. Christy. I know, I know. I'm supposed to get to today in history.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But before I do, I know how much you. Part of the job that you don't like, of course, is you have to do obituary obituaries.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you thought that's her favorite thing in life.

[Bob Kevoian]

Loves obituaries. Good morning, Grim Reaper. Hey, guess who died.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my favorite thing. I just.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, I'm going to read a little. A little obituary for you. One of my favorites.

[Bob Kevoian]

Walt Whitman.

[Tom Griswold]

Hal Williams, born Hell. Roy. Candace Williams.

[Bob Kevoian]

His first name's Hal Rose.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. H A L R O Y. Hellroy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Candace.

[Tom Griswold]

He was 91 years old.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A Buckeye from Columbus, Ohio. He became famous as an actor, of course. He was the one of the leads in Private Benjamin. I know Al Williams is among the Waltons.

[Josh Arnold]

What do we have here?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, terrific.

[Christy Lee]

It was a guest spot.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know how Williams has said that guest spot on the Walton was a

[Tom Griswold]

little uncomfortable African American gent, but which is significant because he, of course, was in the movie Hardcore in this famous scene, one of my favorite.

[Christy Lee]

George C. Scott.

[Tom Griswold]

George C. Scott. Playing a guy pretending to be a pornographic film producer in search of his daughter. It's an interesting film. And this is. This is the scene. I. I have the audio for you.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Dick Black. You're doing a porno movie, right?

[Stephen Singer]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Then I'm the man for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'm glad to meet you, Mr. Black, but I'm afraid you're not exactly the type we're looking for.

[Josh Arnold]

You mean because I'm black. No, just not the type. What do you mean not the type? Man, don't you know who I am? I'm Big Dick Black. I've done more porno movies than you ever saw. I work with Harry Reams, Johnny Y.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the type.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a woman's dream.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, Mr. Black, I'm sure you're

[Josh Arnold]

very good, but at the moment I

[Tom Griswold]

just don't have anything for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

If something comes up, I'll be happy

[Stephen Singer]

to give you a call.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew this was a scam. I knew this was a scam.

[Tom Griswold]

What a. What a movie. And I told the story. I'll tell it real quick again. When Bob and I were roommates in our early radio days and we had this really cool four track, one way, four track recorder. And we would tape all kinds of stuff and we put. We. This was the era of the answering machine. Machine, sure, you know, the classic answering machine. I miss those days. And we would always put things on the answering machine. So when you'd call us up, you would hear something much like that. So that was on our answering machine and we would do it. So we'd leave it on there for a day. Then we would go into work and there was a kind of a shy young lady that was our receptionist and we'd always have her call our phone to see what was going on. That was on there one day and my mom called. Called. I remember her mess. I wish I had had a tape of this. Well, I think I've got the right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was trying to get a hold

[Tom Griswold]

of Tom and by the way, that's an edited version of the Big Dick Black. Yeah, there's a. There's another couple lines in there that are very good. I'm sorry. Now it's time for today in history.

[Bob Kevoian]

History.

[Tom Griswold]

Today in history was on the state that Sitting Bull surrendered to the U. S army in 1881.

[Christy Lee]

Was he sitting when he did it?

[Stephen Singer]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you say Sitting?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Sitting.

[Tom Griswold]

Sitting Bull.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

His name never got the kind of the like. Like the fame that Geronimo or at least the great man Sitting Bull. This is an odd thing Peter Ashley Asher has. There's a great documentary about Peter Asher out there. You may know him as the film. The. Excuse me, the. The producer of such great albums and a lot of great artists. Linda Ronstadt, James Taylor. Oh, and many more.

[Christy Lee]

And familiar with his work.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Peter and Gordon was the band.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Lock me away. That guy. His sister is Jane Asher.

[Christy Lee]

She was a model, wasn't she.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a great actress. Still is. She's in a terrific movie.

[Josh Arnold]

She.

[Tom Griswold]

She's in lots of movies. But you. Did you ever see Death at a Funeral? The British one?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Christy Lee]

The only one to see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. That's a. Anyways, it was on this date in Beatles history in 1968. She announced that her engagement to Paul McCartney was off. She did it on live TV, surprising many, including Paul McCartney.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's off.

[Tom Griswold]

It's off. She loves you. No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

When you take the tour in Liverpool. Not Liverpool, in. In London. They go by her house where she lived, where Paul was courting her at the time. They.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Have a nice little story about that and about how she broke his heart.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think that's where that. The piano there. He. And they had a piano in the basement. Lena wrote a bunch of songs there.

[Christy Lee]

They point that out.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a documentary about Peter Asher right now. That's really good. Anyway, I'm sorry. Back to today in history. 1969. We talked about the.

[Josh Arnold]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

The lunar module landed on the surface of the moon.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And got gas.

[Tom Griswold]

And Neil Armstrong's first words were. What's the WI fi password here?

[Christy Lee]

It landed at 4, 17 and 40 seconds in the evening. And then Neil Armstrong's first steps were at 10:56 with 15 and 15 seconds pm so they just sat six hours.

[Bob Kevoian]

For six hours until they could get out.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh. Have you heard the unedited version?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

His first words were my gosh, the earth is flat. But they.

[Bob Kevoian]

They've cut that out of again, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Alexander the Great. Did he give himself that name?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, someone else called him that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's my. That's my theory. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he kill one of his friends with a javelin by mistake?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. No, that was Alexander not so great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That was Alexander the Clumsy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't get anything sharp next to him. He's a man Mess.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. 1919. Sir Edmund Hillary. Of course. The.

[Josh Arnold]

Lock him up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Who was I believe carried to the summit of Everest by 10ignorade. Do any. Just a cursory glance at what actually happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was all Sherpa, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

This isn't a good one. Natalie Wood.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, she's a great actress. She's to be celebrated, I guess. A sad wind.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Splendor in the grass.

[Christy Lee]

What really happened that night?

[Tom Griswold]

She sank like a Natalie Brick. Happy birthday. Here's this guy's still around. Thank God. Carlos Santana

[Bob Kevoian]

Shama.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the Greats. I think one of the great moments in the movie Woodstock, the Santana, the great song.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Soul sacrifice.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that's how I feel too, with you on that. I wish.

[Tom Griswold]

The drum solo and soul sacrifice.

[Josh Arnold]

I appreciate it, but I also just don't care.

[Bob Kevoian]

I liked somebody backstage, said, carlos, spend some time. And he took it seriously. And just

[Josh Arnold]

that Rob Thomas collab did him no favors because that was played every two minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song.

[Josh Arnold]

It was just oversaturated.

[Bob Kevoian]

Seven minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, it's a hot one.

[Christy Lee]

I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

I do, too. Okay, let's do a different Carlos. Friend of the show. Carlos Aliz. Rocky.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he's good.

[Tom Griswold]

He's does. He did the voice of the Taco Bell dog for a while. I'll tell you what. In next. Next hour, we'll play a little piece from Carlos that he did on our show. Very funny comedian. If you ever get a chance, go see him live. He's got one of the funniest football bits I've ever seen. Scene.

[Bob Kevoian]

Certainly.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw an obituary from yesterday. Did you guys not see it?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Freddie Cannon.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did see that and I kept it to myself.

[Tom Griswold]

Freddy Boom boom cannon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

91.

[Tom Griswold]

I read the obituary. Said he never sang a ballad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Palisade Park.

[Christy Lee]

He did that.

[Tom Griswold]

He did that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Most aggressive in the history of recorded music.

[Josh Arnold]

Critics called him insistent. Yeah, great rating.

[Bob Kevoian]

Loud and obnoxious. He was 91.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man. Okay, this is due to. These are all too depressing. Let's get here. Oh, here's a good one. Sandra. Oh, she's in one of my favorite movies. Sideways. Oh, Sandra O's was. She's been on Grey's Anatomy forever. As far as I know.

[Josh Arnold]

She had Killing Eve.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, very much so. If. Yeah, yeah. If you haven't seen Killing Jody Comer,

[Josh Arnold]

she's a good actor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give that. Give that chance. It's pretty good. I think I should watch. Yeah, it's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was, by the way, that's also the nickname of Sandra Day o'. Connor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Killing Eve.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, Sandra. Oh, Omar Epps.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He won the Mike Tomlin lookalike contest.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he can play Mike Tomlin for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks just like him. Oh, then you know who this is. Judy Greer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, I like her.

[Tom Griswold]

She's like, always sort of like the second banana in every rom com. Kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrific. Yeah. And. And. And very attractive. And happy birthday. Giselle Bundchon. You know, that is Brady's ex, Jizzy Got that, um, lot on her last name.

[Christy Lee]

Now she's married to some Jiu Jitsu guy.

[Josh Arnold]

His religion has nothing to do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Top three. RB. RB? The Fs, right. Oh, Giselle, Victor Posh and.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's the third boy?

[Tom Griswold]

Give that some thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

It could be Sandra.

[Tom Griswold]

In classical history, it would have to be the woman that got the king to be dethroned. What was her name? Wallace Simpson or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Evidently, she had a. Knew her way around a. Yeah, yeah. It was like a washing machine, if that tells you anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Unbelievable. He found that.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course I'm quitting.

[Tom Griswold]

Who wants to be king when I can? When this divorcee rocks?

[Bob Kevoian]

If I'm gonna be king, I said I'm gonna be thinking about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have, once again, things that should not be going into certain orifices in the news in public.

[Bob Kevoian]

You wouldn't think we'd have to make a list. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll have to tell Christy about the one from last week that she missed. Thank you very much. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Stephen Singer]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Howdy do. I'm Chick McGee. And here's Lou Rawls. As long as you live.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's smooth, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

July 20th, the birthday of, among others, Carlos, Alice, Rocky, comedian.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you ever have a friend who has a birthday on that day and you can't remember who it is? What I'm having that day today. It's somebody's birthday day in my life, and I can't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and it's not your phone doesn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

My phone doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Show it. Christie's all set. It's not hers. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We can move forward then.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Carlos Alezraki. Happy birthday, Carlos. He was on our show. He was. You'll probably know him from Reno911, maybe. Among other things. Fine actor, Very funny guy. We were talking about the movies, and here. Well, here's what he did. My favorite Gene Wilder movie is Young Frankenstein.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. I can do anything you want from it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the funniest scene in Mystery of Movies is when he says, whatever I do, if I go in, whatever

[Josh Arnold]

I do, no matter what you hear,

[Tom Griswold]

no matter what I say.

[Josh Arnold]

And I want you to listen to me.

[Tom Griswold]

No matter how bad it gets, do

[Josh Arnold]

not open this door. Do you hear me? Do not open this door. Hey there, handsome. Oh my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me out. Open the door. It was a joke, you stupid son of a bitch. Open this door.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite speech from the movie is. First of all, my favorite one word

[Bob Kevoian]

impression is said again.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, said a dirty word. My favorite speech. Cause I've used this. I've lost some jobs in Hollywood. I was let go offering 0911 and people say, how did you react?

[Josh Arnold]

I said I was brave at first.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was like, gene Wald her like, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Be a good cheer. If Hollywood teaches us anything, it teaches us. But we must accept our successes as

[Bob Kevoian]

well as our failures with quiet dignity and grace.

[Tom Griswold]

You son of a bitch bastard.

[Bob Kevoian]

What did you do to me? What did you do to me? I don't want to live.

[Christy Lee]

I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do not want to leave Mama.

[Tom Griswold]

Carlos. Happy birthday, Carlos. Alaz. Rocky.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Christy Lee right over there. I can see her. What do you got going on?

[Christy Lee]

According to a police report, a Florida tattoo artist is behind bars after allegedly being seen outside an apartment building at 2:30 in the morning, quote, with his pants down, inserting a sex toy in his anus.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Jonathan Nemeth, 44, arrested for indecent exposure and booked into the county jail jail. Known for his tattoo work, Mr. Nemeth goes by his professional name, Nemo.

[Josh Arnold]

Nemo.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, remember when this sort of story would elicit. Oh my gosh, are you kidding me? And now it's like, what do you think of that? People are immune to it. Boy, oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the one we had last week.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I missed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. At least this was a sex toy. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I did not see any news last week. I was completely offline. It was awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

You're lucky you missed this one. But it was a fish.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, a fish.

[Tom Griswold]

Did we determine that it was a frozen fish?

[Josh Arnold]

It didn't sound like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think it was. No. I think it would have been more uncomfortable if. If it had been frozen.

[Tom Griswold]

The man was 30 years old. He underwent a series of CT and X ray scans revealing the fish inside his body. According to this news account, this happened

[Christy Lee]

in like Thailand or Vietnam.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. By the way, the fish. Fish was a Mozambique tilapia, a bottom Feeder.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Now this. When the nurse questioned how the fish ended up in his rectum, he said he accidentally sat on it, causing it to go inside his anus. The nurse reportedly replied, do you think I'm an idiot?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a million to one shot, doc.

[Tom Griswold]

But they had to, they had to open up here his. Oh, go. They had to go in from the front because.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I missed that part.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they just surgically remove it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the word?

[Christy Lee]

Dorsal fin.

[Bob Kevoian]

The spines. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The spine opened up so they couldn't pull it out.

[Josh Arnold]

What was he doing?

[Tom Griswold]

It says here, here's, here's the. It says surgeons decided to open up his abdomen after discovering the animal's spiny fins had caused ruptures to his large intestine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man, you know, I hope, though, hope

[Christy Lee]

he likes the bag.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope it was just wonderful and exquisite. Oh, everything he'd ever dreamed of. Until it wasn't. I just hope he had that.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time I order tilapia from now on, it's gonna be, wow. Could have been worse. Could have been a swordfish.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, that would have been pointy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pointy.

[Tom Griswold]

Put them on a gar, right, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that would be nasty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are ugly fish.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are big teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

That's your problem. The fishes. And if you're gonna put.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, insert a fish. I want a handsome.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you always want a hot fish. Rainbow trout.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Chrissy, if you're, if you're gonna do it, Christy, make sure you take the hook out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm thinking like a rainbow trout or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. What else?

[Christy Lee]

A nice salmon.

[Tom Griswold]

They're pretty sure this Nemo, the tattoo artist.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we're done with him.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Grind, grinding. Nemo will be the name of the movie.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in Florida say they busted a man attempting to use a fake penis for a drug test. The Flagler County Sheriff's office reports the man was put in the back of a patrol car after he drove to a scheduled drug test with a suspended license. Footage shows the man pulling a peabag and a fake male member out of his pants before tossing it to the side. Sheriff's official said that when the deputy asked him about the wet fake penis on the floor, the 52 year old said what? It wasn't his what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wet fake penis.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently the fake phallus was the so called. It was a so called jerry rigged wizzinator.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you don't want to get.

[Tom Griswold]

Get it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Treat yourself. Get a nice store bought one.

[Christy Lee]

They do.

[Bob Kevoian]

They do great work.

[Josh Arnold]

And I am glad that Jerry rigged is alive and well.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The big ones are. Jerome Rigged, huh? We had one of these.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because you remember, didn't Michael Vic get in trouble and his. He. His fake name was Ron Mexico and all that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the one where the. And the. And the. The skin flesh color didn't match.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. The trick to this because he pulled

[Christy Lee]

it out in front of. Of the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You have to.

[Christy Lee]

You have to do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And when that happens.

[Josh Arnold]

And it was like a gleaming white.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Not the right color.

[Bob Kevoian]

They thought of everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Except that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, is.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't. Isn't one of the tricks of this. It's got to be room. It's got to be a body temperature.

[Bob Kevoian]

They do take the temperature of it when they take.

[Tom Griswold]

And we had the story about the. I think it was a 711 that was near a drug testing center and there was. They had to put a sign up. Don't put. Don't heat up your urine in our microwave.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you got to get it just the right temperature. If it comes in and it's sort of simmering.

[Bob Kevoian]

If your urine comes out at like 325 degrees, we're probably not gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

We're gonna check the temperature after it stops.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's.

[Tom Griswold]

They got a picture of the thing right there.

[Bob Kevoian]

There it is.

[Josh Arnold]

That's as fake a wiener as I've ever seen.

[Bob Kevoian]

But they kind of have the. A different color at least.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a nice color.

[Josh Arnold]

It's almost like he colored. Colored it with like he took a. He took a brown marker and it's. But it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really kind of a coppery.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And then so the. The. The thing on the left we're looking at. That's the bag that holds the urine.

[Christy Lee]

It looks green. That guy's got a problem.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

No, that.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume you hide the. You hide the bag.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know far too much about.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a tube that goes into the unit.

[Bob Kevoian]

The bag. The bag you wear around your waist. So when you fill it it with urine it. It. Your body heats it up to body temperature.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

How they do that?

[Stephen Singer]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That is some gross looking pee.

[Christy Lee]

That is. Yikes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I thought you had some bad looking Pete, didn't you? Weren't you telling us?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was. When I was. We were in the Bahamas trying to get out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And we were. They sent us to this trailer to. Wait. There's like 50 of us in this trailer with no windows.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you hear this, Christy? He was trapped in the Bahamas. Well, 36.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I did hear that, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But no, but they, it wasn't. I mean there were worse things going

[Bob Kevoian]

on in the world.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't terrible. But the thing is I don't like to drink any fluids before I get on an airplane. So I didn't drink anything from whatever it was 10:30 in the morning until 7 when we finally got. They canceled the flight, passed out. And I remember when I got back to the hotel, I was essentially urinating. Mustard, viscous and yellow, very yellow. Definitely needed to hydrate. Just a little tip there if you're waiting to get on an aircraft. Now, what's coming up in the news?

[Christy Lee]

Well, coming up in the news we have a guy train surfing. But here's there's a twist to. This is his train. National moon Day. And we have William Shatner in the news. We got to get to this story.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much. Coming up, we also have salsa in the news.

[Bob Kevoian]

Salsa.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's, as she mentioned, national. National Moon Day. We'll talk about the moon and the space program, et cetera, et cetera. And another guy trapped in a toilet. It's all happening. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Stephen Singer]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. Always count on Ace. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick McGregor. Gee, looking over some mail here before we get back to the news desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from another Josh. I saw Willie and Jeff Oski this past weekend at the Story in a great show. Jeff said something about fish. I said the band was great. He asked if I had banged.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? What?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, something.

[Josh Arnold]

Anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you proofread this? No. Don't leave the bang hanging there. That's what she's.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna stop reading now.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'd like to know who he banged.

[Christy Lee]

I banged a fish.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on, we all have to. Which one bangs somebody? It had to be Willie, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no, no. This.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Mr. Rasque. There was apparently a question about someone getting banged. I. I'll just. I need to prove. Read these.

[Stephen Singer]

Don't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you do.

[Tom Griswold]

Just hand me things.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he's handing you things with the expectation that you might look at them before.

[Tom Griswold]

Very busy now.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not his fault.

[Tom Griswold]

Earlier in the show, I made the contention that William the Refrigerator Perry should become the spokesperson right back for this Japanese product that is called the human refrigerator. And the idea is if someone is overheated, say at a concert or something, something they get in this contraption and it cools them down safely.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would be interested for an accurate percentage of how many people today know who William the Refrigerator Perry.

[Tom Griswold]

For my money, I would think one of the most famous nicknames got to

[Bob Kevoian]

be less than 20% in the NFL.

[Tom Griswold]

In the history of the NFL.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A long time ago.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't matter. People still name Babe Ruth.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, but it Matters in terms of them endorsing sourcing a product.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyways, we were. You guys all thought Mr. William Refrigerator Perry was deceased.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he is alive.

[Tom Griswold]

We were kind of wondering what he was doing. And we have the answer.

[Christy Lee]

What's he doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, can I guess?

[Tom Griswold]

Kyle writes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I guess real quick? Is it some sort of food service, like lending his name?

[Tom Griswold]

You guys, Kyle writes. As you can see, it's a short letter. You guys were wondering what the Refrigerator has been up to since he retired.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

He's just been chilling. Chilling.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Kyle.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought he was up to £500.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Tom, for, for taking the time to share that with me.

[Stephen Singer]

You know What?

[Bob Kevoian]

That is 100% Bazooka Joe is what that was.

[Christy Lee]

That was, that was so obvious. Never.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think I, I, it certainly.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't blame Kyle because Kyle listens and that is the kind of stuff you can expect from time to time. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, pud, why are you sitting there in front of of the refrigerator? Oh, I just wanted to chill. I'm starting to chill. I'm chilling, that's what.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, fine.

[Stephen Singer]

Crap.

[Christy Lee]

Organizers of Riot Fest released a sneak peek at William Shatner's tour rider ahead of his appearance at the rock festival in September.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, he's got like a metal band, doesn't he?

[Christy Lee]

A 95 year old entertainment icon will debut his new heavy metal band, the. I'm gonna say Uckers. You can add the.

[Josh Arnold]

Which I think is, is the name. It's like star. Uckers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

On September 20th at Chicago's Douglas Park.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, who. I, I can't tell you how. I just don't want anything to do with this at all. It's just fun.

[Josh Arnold]

What's wrong? It's a novelty.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I don't think it is.

[Josh Arnold]

I just think Shatner's always done these kind of novels.

[Christy Lee]

Is he gonna just like talk sing like he does to a heavy man?

[Bob Kevoian]

He can't sing sing, so he has

[Christy Lee]

to the tongue in cheek post of his rider requirements say Mr. Shatner. Shatner needs a boat named in his honor, a dressing room themed as Shatner's Shag Shack, a bowl of sauerkraut and an assortment of adaptable. Adaptable. An assortment of adoptable puppies, among other ridiculous requests.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's all, that's all just a joke, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I like the boat angle.

[Tom Griswold]

Has he done it live before? I know he's had the, we had, we talked to him when he had the one of the albums released live on tv.

[Josh Arnold]

Not.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is a new. Is this a new.

[Stephen Singer]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

We got this. A new enterprise. Sorry. No, I can't do it. I can't say it. He's interesting guy. My gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, at 95. I hope I'm out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I applaud concerts.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He's always doing something that he. That he feels like doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Boston public is great.

[Josh Arnold]

Great. Yeah, he's. He was. I mean, he's wonderful in that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Will you go bill the holiday?

[Christy Lee]

June. July 20th.

[Bob Kevoian]

July 20th.

[Christy Lee]

I'm very tired.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chrissy.

[Josh Arnold]

Chrissy, there's no excuse for getting us on fire.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to ask you one. Would you like a mid julep, Miss?

[Christy Lee]

I was in the south.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to be. I want to ask you a question that everyone wants to know the answer to.

[Christy Lee]

To.

[Bob Kevoian]

What the hell is wrong with you? My God, this is July.

[Christy Lee]

July.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not July.

[Josh Arnold]

July. Hey, just get the second syllable out. That's all that.

[Tom Griswold]

Calm down, Ms. Hattie. You know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, it can be July if you don't spend so much time on the first syllable.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

July 20th is national moon Day. Holiday marks the anniversary of one of history's greatest achievements. The day humans first walked on the Moon in 1969. On July 20th of that year, NASA astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz aldrin landed Apollo 11's lunar module, the Eagle, on the lunar surface at 4:17pm While Michael Collins, or Michael Collins, always forgotten, remained in orbit aboard the command module. Armstrong became the first person to step onto the moon, delivering the famous launch line. That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind at 10:56pm now,

[Josh Arnold]

did Michael Collins ever get to step out of the module?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Why wouldn't they just go, all right, hey, take a step.

[Tom Griswold]

Because he was.

[Christy Lee]

He was orbiting Collins.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The way they just dropped him off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they dropped.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he didn't drop. No, they had. There's a. There was a separate thing. The lunar module separated. It's separated from the spacecraft together. Spacecraft. And then that. I mean, it's amazing. That dropped to the moon and then they had to.

[Christy Lee]

So Buzz didn't get to go out, if that's what you're asking.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought he did.

[Christy Lee]

Did he go out?

[Bob Kevoian]

Buzz was out.

[Josh Arnold]

So those guys do that. They go. They're walking the moon, then they go back up to where Michael Collins is orbiting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, they launch from the moon.

[Josh Arnold]

And there was no way for them to go, all right, now, Michael, you take a Spin down there.

[Tom Griswold]

They had just enough fuel. Fuel. The number of things that could have gone wrong. I mean, those guys all have super balls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the biggest thing that could have gone wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Egos is what they have is that

[Bob Kevoian]

they incredibly lose power in Southern California. And we'll shut the set down.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right. What do you think they had more of? Courage or ego?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's courage. I'm gonna say mixture of both. As much as it makes my stomach hurt. Courage.

[Josh Arnold]

I am too, but I just love how uncomfortable he gets with.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I know. He. He's born at a time when the Wii 7, the Mercury astronauts were gods walking.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it is. Yeah. I kind of get it, but I

[Bob Kevoian]

just don't understand it.

[Tom Griswold]

You read a great book last year about John Glenn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good for you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievably how dangerous this was.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm. I'm there 100%. Well, you're a little insane.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to be a little insane, which is great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But today is. Is officially Moon day.

[Christy Lee]

Moon day.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Moon day.

[Tom Griswold]

Moon day.

[Bob Kevoian]

When are we gonna go? Aren't we somebody walking around up there again? Soon.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a big moment for Cronkite too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. He liked it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The two best things ever happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Here it comes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's too tasteless.

[Christy Lee]

They both have to do with John F. Kennedy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Kennedy, the Vietnam War and the moon land.

[Tom Griswold]

Well now, how about this? Let's do a nice one minute tribute to the moon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Ready for this? Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, Haywood Banks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Press your buttocks against the window and

[Josh Arnold]

I'll know you are home.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I say that on the air?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

The view from the sidewalk is a vision all its own.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's no need to turn out the light.

[Tom Griswold]

Just press your buttons against the window

[Bob Kevoian]

and it turns the day to night. Can I say that on the air?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Stephen Singer]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

The gasp of astonishment is still upon

[Bob Kevoian]

my lips from when I first saw your buttocks.

[Tom Griswold]

Make that total eclipse.

[Bob Kevoian]

If there's rain clouds aforementioned and there's no need to go on the lamb, your butt could hold the water back like the grand. Cause it looks just like Saran Wrap around a semi boneless ham.

[Tom Griswold]

Tribute to the moon visual at the end. Thank you. Childish, silly, joyful, fun.

[Christy Lee]

Making a moon.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Have you ever mooned anybody? Christy?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

You've never mooned another young lady at a pillow fight?

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like a yes, young lady. Why would I do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Driving a pillow?

[Josh Arnold]

Cuz he has no idea how girls work.

[Tom Griswold]

I happened to have fathered four of them.

[Josh Arnold]

I know nothing, and I promise none

[Christy Lee]

of them are mooning each other at a pillow.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the fact that you had mentioned that. Well, I fathered four of them just speaks to them how much you don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You've never really had. You ever moon to anybody?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, at a high school play, and I got in big trouble.

[Stephen Singer]

Off stage.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did it and didn't go.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't go.

[Josh Arnold]

Well. Ah, yes, the joker in the wing.

[Stephen Singer]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never have mooned anyone. But much like Pat Senior play backstage last night, I put my. My middle finger through the fly in my pants side stage so the crowd could see me, and also the crowd could see you.

[Christy Lee]

I have been mooned on the freeway, if that's what you're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

The freeway moon.

[Christy Lee]

Someone pulled up next to us and dropped trial right there and. Yeah, yeah, that's happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Josh, you ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Three brothers.

[Christy Lee]

It's more of a guy thing.

[Tom Griswold]

You think so?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

My brother John mooned his water polo team and got suspended for a couple days.

[Christy Lee]

I think women are more quick to flash their breath.

[Josh Arnold]

He was on the diving board. Have you done that, Chris?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Moon from the diving board?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he was on the diving board, and his coach, a female coach, said, john, go ahead and jump already. And he just turned around and mooned her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

He'd be in jail.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's why he's an American hero.

[Stephen Singer]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he said the team. He was a hero for a long time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Him, Neil Armstrong, no difference. Damn right.

[Tom Griswold]

Today he'd be in jail.

[Bob Kevoian]

He got in trouble, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I don't think he'd be in jail.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they would consider it. Like some sort of assault.

[Tom Griswold]

It would be considered, let's see, public indecency.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'd be expelled at least.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, he got two days of suspension, so.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was worth it, I'm sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he. He has zero regrets.

[Christy Lee]

But seriously, miss my boy, don't you think women are more likely to flash their boobs than to moan someone?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the way that's the way it should be.

[Christy Lee]

Is that the way it should be?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you done that?

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm not.

[Stephen Singer]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So we've established the fact that now. We now have an opportunity for Christy to do two things.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Boobs and butt. Boobs and butt.

[Tom Griswold]

A separate days, though.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. You don't want.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to spread it out.

[Josh Arnold]

What do we want today?

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought one. Did we. Yeah, we did do that one day, didn't we? Pajama morning. We wore pajamas.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that was a comfy morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that was a nice morning.

[Christy Lee]

That was a nice morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't we do that every morning? Getting dressed for.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't understand.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we just all agree not to shower and dress?

[Christy Lee]

We're on YouTube now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me tell you, back in the gorilla. The early baby days, I. Yeah, I didn't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, back before these cameras were in

[Bob Kevoian]

sweatpants, bad baseball cap.

[Josh Arnold]

The people want to see us comfy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Glad you said comfy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think. I don't think Tom's capable of being comfy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Tom isn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

It weirds him out if he gets comfy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now I tell who's comfy. Christy Lee's comfy in that great Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, because she.

[Tom Griswold]

She drove that Hyundai all the way down to South Carolina and back.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, Hyundai's are so nice, you almost don't want to drive them.

[Christy Lee]

You almost forget you're driving it. It's so comfortable.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's it.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. And you could get your little. Little naked buns in a Hyundai right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

It's the Hyundai getaway sales event going on at your local Hyundai dealer. You can get great deals on their most popular models, including their adventure ready SUV's like the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid. Or like I love the Tucson hybrid or just the Tucson. And there's the bold and stylish Elantra. Their sedan. Their sedan. Their sedan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you know them sedans they got? I had some sweet tea Sardam if they didn't. I tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Sir Paul, your syringo. Your Sir Dan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Monday, Tuesday.

[Christy Lee]

The Elantra is loaded with trigger technology. Or if you want to go all electric, it's the Ionic 5 or Ioniq 9 waiting for you at your local Hyundai dealer. Get away with a deal you'll love during the Hyundai getaway sales event. Visit HyundaiUSA.com for details.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get away.

[Christy Lee]

Did I mention I can just sleep on the vacation?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you didn't get much sleep. Okay, good, good. By the way, the. The book I was thinking of is Mercury. Mercury Rising. It's a great book. Write that down about the space program, you illiterate tools. Don't have to read it.

[Bob Kevoian]

The only reason I buy that. So someone else.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone who has an interest in the greatness of the space program.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, he's just. His whole. His mind.

[Tom Griswold]

You wouldn't have your beloved television. Television, satellite, any of this stuff unmanned.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everything would have been taken care of.

[Josh Arnold]

The man who insisted they he get off the ride. Mission Earth at Epcot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, because I am a giant pussy. I could not do. That's what I'm saying. John Glenn got into a actual spacecraft when he was like 80. These guys had super balls.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he vomited violently when he landed.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, so much like I would.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't have been able to get out of. Those guys were very courageous. Now that's a good book. I highly recommend. Highly recommend.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've declared them courageous.

[Tom Griswold]

In honor of. In honor of. In honor of Moon Day, I declare all games will be tied.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't 000 and moon. What I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I don't get it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's t. I d. You see the tide.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh darn it. You are asking us to do way too much.

[Bob Kevoian]

You illiterate.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my goodness.

[Bob Kevoian]

Holy my.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto acceptable.

[Bob Kevoian]

No one's coming back.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Things will be better when we come back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

$1,000.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk, thanks for coming back.

[Christy Lee]

We appreciate you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Those of you who made that. We really do.

[Christy Lee]

You guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys all 12. One of a kind as you get

[Josh Arnold]

some sort of tax benefit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Or maybe they didn't come back. Maybe they. Maybe they're just new.

[Christy Lee]

Ah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, welcome.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you. They've missed a lot have listened to today's show. You eligible for some sort of female

[Christy Lee]

and we'll be better tomorrow, we promise.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was thinking we had that story about the. The food truck that has been barred from returning to a government I guess office because of the slogan.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the slogan again?

[Christy Lee]

Smash Daddy's Burgers. Their slogan. You'll love our meat in your mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Fairly innocuous.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Have a good burger, man.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a mild, a fun. Yeah. It's mildly suggested little chuckle.

[Tom Griswold]

So my idea about you'll love to lick our vertical tacos. That's too much.

[Josh Arnold]

Well yeah. How about.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one? We won't muff your order for our vertical tacos.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I have the last half hour.

[Christy Lee]

Everything.

[Josh Arnold]

You've been really one after another.

[Stephen Singer]

Really.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to say 45 minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you talk about the astronauts being courageous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Don't you? Do not. Do not sell yourself.

[Josh Arnold]

You're celebrating the wrong heroes.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think we should set up some kind of a promotion and bring this guy's truck out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that'd be great.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would be cool. How about the promotion that we want to eat.

[Josh Arnold]

Some of?

[Tom Griswold]

The guy gets some business. This guy's gonna lose a bunch of money because he can't be part of this thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because he's got a slogan.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That is silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Just not fair.

[Christy Lee]

Just not fair.

[Josh Arnold]

Lighten up. Don't you want your government officials to have a tad of a sense of humor? I mean.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

My goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

And the burgers are great, by all accounts. The burgers are delightful. Why wouldn't you. Why would you want to discourage him from coming? Whatever his slogan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The guy's not at a church picnic doing this. He's.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, depending on families and stuff. I can. I could see why. Maybe, but come on.

[Christy Lee]

A man was arrested after allegedly surfing on top of a moving train. Brain.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't ever do this.

[Tom Griswold]

Gets worse. It gets worse.

[Christy Lee]

While naked.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I guess if you are going to do it.

[Christy Lee]

The Sedgwick County Sheriff's Office in Colorado said in an online post. For those of you who've had the unfortunate experience of seeing this gentleman surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive yesterday, I want you to know that he was arrested on felony and misdemeanor charges.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he at least miming like he is on a surfboard?

[Christy Lee]

I hope so.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, the arms out.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Except. Except He's. He's hanging 11.

[Bob Kevoian]

Perhaps.

[Josh Arnold]

Congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's what bugs me about this. If you saw a guy on top of a train doing this, wouldn't you immediately get out your. Your phone and film this thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course you'd even more so if the guy was naked.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but how. But trains go by real fast.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. By the time the trains by, you're. Unless you have a phone in your hand.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. Because I could.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't find any photographs of this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe it's safer for him. The billowy clothes would be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. They could parachute him off the train.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And he could turn around Backwards. It'd be just like the whistle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Must be safer this way. That is B.

[Tom Griswold]

But what. I don't understand it. Also, it says he was on a local. On the locomotive.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the front. The front car, right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the engine.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think they'd call it that. Whether it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's providing propulsion.

[Christy Lee]

No, it says on top of a moving locomotive. I think that just means the train. I don't think it meant the actual engine.

[Tom Griswold]

Because. Yeah, because, I mean, you want to be on the movies. They're always having those fights on top of the freight cars.

[Christy Lee]

Of course, we've all seen Wild Wild West. Come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

But he did get winded, Tom. He was out of locomotive breath.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you. You deflated too soon.

[Christy Lee]

On.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did I? Did I give up?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you could. Maybe you should have said somehow brought Jethro Tull into it prior to that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Rather than.

[Stephen Singer]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, me.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

We're all gonna bungle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bungle in the jungle.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm a snake when we disagree. Man.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Sitting on a park, man, I'm embarrassed now about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like Locomotive Breath?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, that's Bungle in the jungle. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. Bungle in the jungle does feel a little silly, but when it comes on, I'm so singing.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if. If. If something not being silly was an

[Josh Arnold]

important criteria in the world of rock song meaning, it's. It's earnest. It. I don't want. It's. It's silly, but it also takes itself seriously. That's where. That's where.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because I know he takes himself seriously.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think he. I think his.

[Bob Kevoian]

But he is a fish farmer.

[Tom Griswold]

Tongue is a fish farm. Firm, firmly placed in his flute.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

His skin flute.

[Tom Griswold]

No. He is a flautist, as you know. Well, Christy, what's coming up tomorrow?

[Christy Lee]

Because we're going to talk about salsa classes. If you've ever done the salsa, it might be. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I got a dice. Tomatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you take salsa classes?

[Christy Lee]

I have taken ballroom dancing. And salsa was part of it. Yes. Last Latin. The Latin genre, if you will.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, when you ballroom dance as a guy, you have to have your balls out.

[Christy Lee]

No, you do not.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I leave room for my balls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Try to dance.

[Tom Griswold]

We're clearly done.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, we have really tired.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy has passed her fatigue on to all of us.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

We're all very tired. But check out some cool stuff we've got posted. Yes, on the Bob and Tom website. We've got a whole bunch of new stuff. We're getting organized there. Find out about the vip. We're getting that even better and better. We got some really cool stuff coming down the road there, both audio and, and visual stuff on the way. So we certainly appreciate your indulgence today. And we will remain here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

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