The BOB & TOM Show - July 21, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - July 21, 2025

Hosts: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
Release Date: July 21, 2025
Description: The BOB & TOM show is a blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports heard nationwide from 6 to 10 AM EST on-air and online. Subscribe to listen to the entire show, and at 3 PM every day, enjoy additional content with B&T Extra.

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1. Opening Segments

a. Progressive Insurance Advertisement [00:03 – 01:04]
The episode begins with a Progressive Insurance ad featuring Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, and Christy Lee humorously endorsing Progressive's discounts and customer service.

Josh Arnold [00:10]: "Fiscally responsible financial geniuses, monetary magicians."
Chick McGee [00:24]: "Plus, you can count on their great customer service to help you when you need it."

b. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 & 4 Advertisement [00:42 – 01:35]
A playful ad for the new Tony Hawk's Pro Skater games highlights features like new parks and multiplayer modes.

Chick McGee [00:50]: "Rekindling your shred is as easy as playing the new Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4."

2. Main Content

a. Personal Anecdotes and Humor [01:35 – 05:00]
The hosts engage in light-hearted banter about personal improvements, such as Josh sounding better and Chick's playful song about losing his driver's license.

b. Golf News: Scott Scheffler's Victory [05:00 – 07:00]
Chick McGee announces Scott Scheffler's dominance at the British Open, leading by seven shots and securing a four-shot victory with a score of 68.

Chick McGee [05:27]: "He led by as many as seven shots and shot a 68 to win by four shots."

c. Washington Football Team Name Dispute [07:00 – 10:00]
The discussion shifts to the Washington Commanders' name controversy, with President Donald Trump threatening to block the stadium deal unless the team reverts to the "Redskins" name.

Chick McGee [07:06]: "President Trump now has threatened to hold up the stadium deal for the Washington football team unless they return to the name Washington Redskins."

d. Listener Letters and Stories [10:00 – 25:50]
Several listener stories are shared, including:

• Zach from Ohio [08:05]: Discusses his vacation in Petoskey and the significance of Petoskey stones.
• Fishing Tales [08:52 – 09:36]: Jeff and Christy share their fishing experiences, detailing catches and challenges.
• Manual Transmission Concerns [09:50 – 10:10]: A listener expresses frustration over the rarity of manual transmission drivers, especially among high school students.

Michael [09:52]: "Forget it. None of them can drive it but me."

e. Shifter Knob Discussion [10:10 – 12:17]
An email from a listener named Oz Gay discusses unique shifter knobs inspired by television characters like Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Zero, leading to humorous exchanges about the practicality and origins of such accessories.

f. Cincinnati, NFL, and Racing Updates [12:17 – 14:05]
Chick highlights Desmond Ritter's signing with the Cincinnati Bengals, Indianapolis team Collier's WNBA All-Star MVP achievement, and Denny Hamlin's NASCAR win in Dover, Delaware.

Chick McGee [12:17]: "Quarterback Desmond Ritter ... signed with the Bengals ... He’s passing for over 4,000 yards and 16 touchdowns."

3. Sponsored Segments

a. Java House Advertisement [12:29 – 14:05 & 97:33 – 98:36]
Java House is promoted as the perfect office coffee solution, emphasizing ease of use with peel and pour pods, no mess, and high-quality cold brew.

Chick McGee [97:33]: "Java House peel and pour pods ... amazingly smooth barista quality cold brew coffee in just seconds."

b. Progressive Insurance Reminder [14:05 – 14:49]
A repeat of the earlier Progressive Insurance promotion, encouraging listeners to compare quotes and save on car insurance.

4. Guest Segment: Comedian Pat McGann [86:09 – 155:14]

a. Introduction and Personal Life [86:09 – 88:33]
Pat McGann joins the show, sharing insights into his divorced life, parenting schedule, and experiences with his children's activities like hockey tryouts. The hosts engage in humorous discussions about dating post-divorce and managing family dynamics.

Pat McGann [88:18]: "I'm very happy and I think the kids are doing well."

b. Career and Comedy [88:33 – 155:14]
Pat delves into his comedy career, upcoming tour dates in Michigan City, Indiana; Westgate Resort and Casino in Las Vegas; and Zanies in Nashville, Tennessee. He shares funny anecdotes about performing, handling relationships, and humorous takes on everyday situations.

Pat McGann [143:35]: "When you're going through a divorce, you're just not thinking, like, I'm ready to be with someone exclusively right away."

5. Additional News and Lighthearted Stories

a. MRI Incident [61:24 – 63:35]
A tragic story about a 61-year-old man who died after being pulled into an MRI machine by his metallic necklace, highlighting the dangers of not adhering to safety protocols.

Jeff Oskay [61:24]: "A New York man has died after he was pulled into an MRI machine because he walked into the exam room wearing a large chain necklace."

b. Shark Week and Wildlife Rescues [143:12 – 145:56]
Discussions about Discovery Channel's unique take on Shark Week with "Dancing with Sharks," and a heartwarming story of lifeguards rescuing a deer struggling in the ocean.

Chase Hunter [152:07]: "We save lives, whether it's a human life or an animal."

c. Couple's Message in a Bottle [157:02 – 161:58]
Anita and Brad Squires' romantic message in a bottle floats across 2,000 miles of the Atlantic, leading to their joyful reconnection years later. The hosts express both skepticism and admiration for the romantic gesture.

Anita & Brad [157:02]: "We enjoyed dinner, this bottle of wine and each other at the edge of the island."

6. Fast Food Updates [155:49 – 165:05]

a. Soda Wars and App Popularity [155:49 – 165:05]
The hosts discuss the latest trends in fast food apps, highlighting Chick Fil A's surge in app downloads due to promotions like free waffle fries and nuggets. They humorously debate soda preferences, with mentions of Pepsi, Coca-Cola, and the rise of brands like Dr. Pepper.

Josh Arnold [159:46]: "Chick Fil A's surge in app downloads due to free promotions was astonishing."

b. Condiment Preferences [166:00 – 168:00]
A light-hearted segment on favorite condiments, with the hosts ranking cereals and discussing the popularity of sauces like sriracha and barbecue sauce.

Chick McGee [167:25]: "Number one is Cinnamon Toast Crunch... Number two, Lucky Charms."

7. Closing Segments

a. Sponsor Reminders and Final Ads [168:00 – 172:00]
Reiterations of sponsor messages for Java House and Progressive Insurance, emphasizing their offers and benefits for listeners.

b. Upcoming Events and Farewells [172:00 – End]
Pat McGann shares his upcoming tour dates, and the hosts wrap up the episode with final jokes and goodbyes, maintaining the show's signature humorous tone.

Chick McGee [174:03]: "Looking forward to seeing you at our upcoming events. This is the Bob and Tom Show."

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This detailed summary captures the essence of the July 21, 2025 episode of "The BOB & TOM Show," highlighting key discussions, humorous exchanges, listener interactions, and sponsor segments. Notable quotes with timestamps provide authenticity and context, ensuring that even those who haven't listened to the episode can grasp the flow and content of the conversation.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Rated T for teen. Each year, thousands of adults lose their shred. It's an epidemic simply known as shred loss.

[Jeff Oskay]

But it doesn't have to be this.

[Chick McGee]

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[Jeff Oskay]

An end to shred loss everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Hit the new Tony hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4 and show the world that the shred's not dead. Get Tony hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4 available. Now it's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds good.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You sound a lot better today. I don't know what it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me tell you a story.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Too, please. Man Took my license off of me I just.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can't use it anymore.

[Chick McGee]

I said I was drunk, too drunk I say now I'm walking to the liquor store Everybody say walk Walking to the liquor store with my friend Josh Black Walk.

[Josh Arnold]

Walk into the liquor store I want.

[Chick McGee]

To buy some more One more time Walk, walk, walk into the liquor store Got a walk, man Walk, walk, walk into the liquor store.

[Jeff Oskay]

Got my license.

[Chick McGee]

I told my friend Tom no Irish whiskey anymore no, no, no, no, no But I totaled my car when I hit two deer so guess what? Now I'm walking to the liquor store Everybody can sing now. Walk, walk, walk into the liquor store oh, my friend Josh Black walking to the li store Chico says he's staying home he's got some dudes walking to the li. Bas player has the beautiful hair Walk, walk into the li. Josh, take us home with a little bit of guitar. Now you sound so. That's enough. You're showing me off. Yeah. Oh, very nice. Thank you very much. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

All right, Monday, let's see what you got. For those of you watching Landman and Billy, Boss horn.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Hey. Hello. You guys watching Landman?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, baby.

[Chick McGee]

It's all right. Yeah. Christy? Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm halfway through, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I saw no it's all done though.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, but I'm not done.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. So. I know, I know what happened.

[Jeff Oskay]

So you want to tell me?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm not gonna.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Hello. Jeff Oskay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. And this is the Bob and Tom Show. Tom taking a well deserved vacation. What do you think about that?

[Jeff Oskay]

It's great.

[Chick McGee]

So there you go. Big news yesterday in the world of golf. Scott Scheffler. I'm sorry, Scotty.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Does he really go by Scotty?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think he minds it. Scotty. I don't know if I'd have my name was Scott, I'd go with Scotty. I don't know, but Scotty's. Evidently it's always been that way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I never hear anybody say Scott.

[Chick McGee]

Scotty on Star Trek. Right. Is that where it started?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe. But he was indeed a Scott as in one one T. Yeah, but he.

[Chick McGee]

Was, was he from Scotland?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what I mean. Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What do you think of that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah. Already Ms. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. Me too. Me, me too. Absolutely. He's the champion golfer of the year. One step closer to a career ground grand slam. He won the, they call it the Open. Self centered Americans call us. The British opened after all it's only been going on for 153 years. So who are we to step in? And anyway, he dominated the British Open yesterday at Royal Port Rush. He led by as many as seven shots. It shot a 68 to win by four shots. So there you go. And interesting news out of the D.C. area and Washington. The Washington now commanders before Washington Redskins. And in between, Washington football team President Donald Trump is threatening to hold up the stadium deal. This is where Washington's moving back to the old RFK site and that's where they're going to start playing football, evidently in 2030. However, President Trump now has threatened to hold up the stadium deal for the Washington football team unless they return to the name Washington Redskins.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure. I'm not sure why this is happening. I don't know. I'm, I'm the most diehard Washington football team fan you'll, you'll ever find. And I understand why they change from Redskins. Yeah, I, I get that. I wouldn't mind them going back to Washington football team. I don't particularly care for the commanders.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah, football team's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But he. He says, go back to Redskins. He says, that's the way our proud Native Americans want it. So you guys. You guys talk about it among yourselves. I don't know why you're at home. We do have some letters here. You guys want to hear a couple letters? Letters, Letters. We get letters. This is. His name is Zach. He's from Ohio. Big fan of the show. You guys are great. I wanted to share that. I just got back from vacation in northern Michigan. It was a great week. And tomorrow we did stop in Petoskey. It was a great time. But all I could think about was you talking about Petoskey and those Petoskey stones.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Evidently, these are famous. And they make watches out of these Petoskey stones.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that something?

[Chick McGee]

How about that, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Now who has the fudge?

[Jeff Oskay]

Mackinac.

[Chick McGee]

Mackinac, yeah, because they call.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not Mackinac. What's it called?

[Chick McGee]

The tourists of Mackinac Island. They call them fudgies because they come.

[Jeff Oskay]

To Mackinac island just to get fudge.

[Chick McGee]

Specifically to buy the fudge. I guess, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're a fudge eater. It's a lot of shit.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I can have a bite or a slipper or whatever, but. Yeah. As a kid, I remember always wanting a full piece. Now I don't think I could do it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, it was so.

[Josh Arnold]

Or I could do it and just hurt too.

[Chick McGee]

Way too sweet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And Josh, we went fishing a lot on Mullet Lake.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, sounds good.

[Chick McGee]

And here's his scorecard. Sixteen perch, two smallmouth bass, including a.

[Josh Arnold]

Six pounder, Six pound smallmouth.

[Chick McGee]

Six pounder.

[Josh Arnold]

That's real fun. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you fish this weekend? You do any fishing over the weekend?

[Josh Arnold]

I went Friday. Yeah. And only caught one on a. On a lake. It was annoying.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jeff, did you go fishing this weekend?

[Christy Lee]

I. I did. And I got caught on the far side of the lake when the storm hit yesterday, and I had a bit of a trek through a torrential downpour.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Get back to the car. But I caught a. Two small mouth and three largemouth.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Not bad.

[Christy Lee]

Watch out, baby. Jeff's on fire.

[Chick McGee]

All right, Jeff, let's see. Long time listener, second time emailer. You said, how many people could actually drive a stick shift? We talked about this last week. Manual transmission. My daughter's almost 17 years old, and her car, her first car she drives to school is a manual. She does not lock it at her high school because she says there's literally no one that could drive it.

[Josh Arnold]

Even the driver's ed teacher can't drive.

[Chick McGee]

800 students at her school. She says, forget it. None of them can drive it but me.

[Jeff Oskay]

And it'll keep her off her phone because you have to have two hands to drive it.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I. I bet she finds a way.

[Jeff Oskay]

You think a high school student?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, high school students. And. And wanting to. Wanting to be on the phone. Goodness. Great. And letting. Letting a little thing like shifting the car get into her way. Not. Not going to bother at all.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we were talking about the shifter knobs for the eight ball.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

This guy wrote in subject oz gay. Hey, Jeff. I was listening to the Friday replay. Heard you looking for an eight ball shifter or something else interesting. I have a ceramic head of Sergeant Schultz from Hogan Zero as a shift knob.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's from Randy.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding me?

[Josh Arnold]

That's great.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's specific.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he the Hogan guy or was he the. I know nothing.

[Chick McGee]

I know nothing. That was Schultz. Colonel Klink was the Hogan.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't know where you get one of those. Maybe 3D.

[Jeff Oskay]

Print it, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Tom has told this story many times. One of his father's friends was a POW at World War II in a German. In a German camp, and he. That guy's favorite show on television was Hogan Zeros. Boy, there's no. There's no figuring that out, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Gosh. Also, one note in Cincinnati. Cincinnati area sports fans, specifically football. Former University of Cincinnati and also Atlanta, Atlanta Falcons, and Los Las Vegas Raider quarterback Desmond Ritter. He's a Cincinnati legend. He assigned with the Bengals. He signed yesterday. Ritter has played in 25 games, made 18 starts. He's passed for over 4,000 yards and 16 touchdowns. So he's going to back up Jake Browning and Mr. Joe Burrow. So people in Cincinnati, I would imagine, very excited today about Desmond Ritter being added to the. To the Cincinnati Bengals. Did you watch the IndyCar race yesterday? Pato Award wins.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure did. Great finish by Rena ZVK in a foreign country.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Canada.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, that's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Toronto.

[Chick McGee]

And Denny Hamlin won the NASCAR event. So we'll talk more about all this stuff later. And now it's time to mention Java House. What are we doing in a Java House? And who's got what this morning? Oh, you've got the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Forgot. I have the clear Java House. I forgot to put my pod in because I was busy this morning.

[Chick McGee]

You got busy?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, it's busy around here this morning.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you forgot your pod. That's okay. You can go back.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm gonna go get one at the break. What did I say earlier? I need my coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a Colombian media medium roast guy.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Ye, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You like the hot chocolate or anything over there?

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, I like me the hot chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

You like that?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I got about 30 of them at home. I take home a pocket full every day.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like the black mango tea.

[Chick McGee]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, Jeff Oskay, Christy Lee. Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick, did you do any traveling over the weekend?

[Chick McGee]

I traveled from my chair to my bed to my refrigerator. I had a lovely time yesterday Watching the British Open.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Chick McGee]

About. I managed to sleep in Yesterday at like 9 or 10 o'. Clock. Like 9:30.

[Josh Arnold]

Dude.

[Chick McGee]

It's unheard of. I don't know what's going on. There's something on in my. In my makeup.

[Josh Arnold]

Your circadian?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. My rhythm. Something's not. Not right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the reason I ask is actually retired army captain Matt B. Wants to know. He says, on my morning drive to drop my boys off at daycare, I noticed some roadkill up ahead that's always unpleasant. But as I got closer, I realized there were not one, but two Canada geese that did not survive their attempt across the road. My first thought was, I wonder if Chick was visiting us here in Worcester, Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now I know where Worcester is. Lovely. Worcester University, lovely area. You know my rule. The geese and I have a rule. I don't. I'm not going to slow down or evade, but I'm not going to speed up to it. But that's really not the truth. I do.

[Jeff Oskay]

Of course. You don't run over.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It's one of my favorite shows. Because he's crossing the road. You get a kick out of it too, don't you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, because they just fly.

[Josh Arnold]

They just have their noses up and they're just slowly taking their time.

[Chick McGee]

The bigger question, why aren't they flying?

[Jeff Oskay]

Where are they walking?

[Josh Arnold]

They know they can fly. Yeah, they're really giving it to us.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, oh boy. There were like a video over like a hundred geese downtown somewhere in a. Going right down the main street all lined up together. I'm not sure where the.

[Josh Arnold]

Was this. The guy? And he was yelling at them like, why are you guys so deep in my neighborhood maybe?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it looked like a thousand geese walking right down the main street. Yeah, I don't know what that. Where that came from.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know you haven't asked, but I was on vacation.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. What has you been. What have you been doing?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, we were in Florida because, you know. No, nobody doesn't want to go to Florida when It's, you know, 100 degrees. But I was at the pool and there was a gentleman there who looked just like. It's Zach Galifianakis. Okay, so you have that picture in your head, right. And he had a big leather glove on his left hand. And I'm like, he has to be a falconer. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that would be.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. So you're at a pool?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm at a resort, like a nice resort. Because my husband's got this Conference, you know, so I get to be the wife. And I'm at the resort, and I'm at the pool, and I see this guy.

[Chick McGee]

And not in a swimsuit.

[Jeff Oskay]

No. He's dressed in a white shirt and pants, and he's a falconer.

[Chick McGee]

Got a leather glove on one hand.

[Jeff Oskay]

Looks just like. And he has that same kind of. I don't know, like, in the bachelor party or not. Bachelor party. What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Hangover.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hangover. Just that scatter. You know, you didn't really know if he was supposed to be there or not. You know, like, dude, do you work here?

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Jeff Oskay]

And finally I walked over and I. And he was looking in the trees. He's just standing there. I go, excuse me.

[Chick McGee]

What's the matter, buddy? Lose your. Lose your father?

[Jeff Oskay]

I have to ask because I'm fascinated with birds. Anyway, do you happen to be a falconer? And he goes, yes, my hawk is up here somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

My hawk is here somewhere.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I said, oh. And he goes, I'm hired by the. It takes me about 18 questions to get him to tell me. I'm hired by the hotel. My company's hired by the hotel. I come out here, and my hawk scares off those black birds. You know how when you're eating outdoors in Florida, the birds are always around? He goes, they're protected. So they hire him to have the hawk circle around and scare these birds off. But he couldn't find his hawk. He'd lost his hawk.

[Chick McGee]

I lost my hawk.

[Jeff Oskay]

And he also was there because he was looking for iguanas, and he's responsible for relocating the iguanas. Do you know how he gets the iguanas out of the tree? He was using a whip. All of this is true, guys.

[Christy Lee]

Like a bull.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Hold it. Now. Like a bull, a guy there standing with a leather glove. And obviously a falconer also has a bullwhip in the other hand.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

And he's using the bullwhip to stun the iguanas to get them, you know, Boom. They fall down to the ground.

[Chick McGee]

So he hits them with the whip in the tree, and they fall out and under the ground.

[Josh Arnold]

I would think you would whip it in half.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, well, that may not be. I don't know. I didn't look. I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Weird.

[Jeff Oskay]

They are not protected. He made it a point of saying.

[Josh Arnold]

I can kill as many as I want.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I killed 30 just last hour.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd feed him my hawk, but I can't find it.

[Jeff Oskay]

His hawk did come back. It was beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

It Was gorgeous. And he was just sitting on the rail.

[Chick McGee]

Good size hawk. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

How big is that?

[Chick McGee]

They come back wearing 18 inches.

[Jeff Oskay]

Some Mickey ears, you know, Wouldn't that be funny?

[Josh Arnold]

Where were you? Oh, I was looking for those blackbirds. You.

[Chick McGee]

We went to Aruba.

[Josh Arnold]

Your breath. That's churros.

[Chick McGee]

We went to Aruba, I don't know, a month or so ago. They iguana, Iguanas were everywhere. And there were these little cute little iguanas, maybe like six, six inches long.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then we were over by the hot tub because that's what you do when you're here, you know. And this, this iguana was the size of a, of a small dog. It was gigantic. I, I think, you know, just out in the wild. Midwestern white trash. I think that's the biggest lizard I've ever. And it's just walking around. Freeze.

[Jeff Oskay]

A bird. Yeah. I didn't get to see any iguanas. He took care of them, apparently. But I was really sad. But I did get very close to. It's called a Harrison's hawk. Have you seen these? It was a beautiful bird. Where do you want a job? Huh? That, that's his job.

[Christy Lee]

Where do you get a, A hawk?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, like to become a hawker, A falconer?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you should only be a falconer if you have a falcon.

[Jeff Oskay]

He said he's a hawker.

[Chick McGee]

No other bird. Right? A falconer is a falconer.

[Jeff Oskay]

He said he started when he was 14. So apparently there has to be a place.

[Christy Lee]

Hawks R Us.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to continue to make this the weirdest story we've ever told on here, but isn't Hewood Banks son a falconer?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, he is. That's true. And I, I have another friend, I guess, acquaintance who's a falconer. He uses his, his hawks to hunt with. He hunts rabbit and squirrels with them.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I go. I mean, they, they throw him a treat and they come back and it's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the hawks would eventually go, you know, if we got rid of this guy, we could have all these rabbits to ourselves. Right? We can do this.

[Christy Lee]

We don't have to, you guys know.

[Josh Arnold]

We can do this without that guy. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's kind of inbred.

[Chick McGee]

What good is that guy doing us?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You know, it doesn't make sense. He throws us a treat, Right? That's a hundredth the size of the rabbit.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

We could just go get the rabbit.

[Chick McGee]

We could eat like kings. Just get the rabbit and run and fly.

[Josh Arnold]

Off the last time I went, what was it, a month ago or so? It wasn't the fourth of July fishing trip, but it was another one. And my brother and I were fishing the banks and we heard something. It sounded like a large rock rolling down the hill towards the water and. But then we heard, like, other animal noises with it. We were like, what the hell's this? This giant. It looked like an osprey. I guess it was an osprey. It grabbed a squirrel and they rolled down the hill.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my.

[Josh Arnold]

To the bank. Now the osprey's got the squirrel on the rocks and its talons holding it down.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

The squirrel is screaming, which is an awful, awful sou. My brother and I are just frozen watching this. The talon, or. I'm sorry, the osprey can't quite keep the squirrel controlled with its talon, so he's kind of pecking at it, but nothing's working. Finally, the osprey stares at my brother and I and with one talon pushes the squirrel's head just under the water.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I am serious. And it just stares at us while it slowly drowns. Was the coldest thing I've ever seen.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's a much better story than my Harris's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it was. It was chilling and this thing. Yeah. And then after a couple minutes, it just sort of brought the squirrel back out and had.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

It was brutal. But stared at us as if to say, you know, if you. If I were bigger, this would be one of you.

[Chick McGee]

I'd easily do this to one of you. Good Lord.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

See, that's why nature's don't go out and date sometimes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a real bummer.

[Chick McGee]

Just stay in your house.

[Jeff Oskay]

This guy had a little GPS on him on the little hawk so he could fight, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna ask if he had an apple tag.

[Josh Arnold]

Make a left at the elm.

[Chick McGee]

Your hawk is up ahead.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. I wish hawks would eat mosquitoes and. No, see, um.

[Christy Lee]

So, yeah, pretty bad buggy.

[Chick McGee]

You guys ever call them? No. Seems I'm familiar. Yeah, I've never.

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea what you're just.

[Josh Arnold]

Calling gnats when growing up.

[Jeff Oskay]

I am.

[Chick McGee]

Teeny tiny bugs. You can't see. No. See them.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm covered in bites, like.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's horrific.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they also. What are. Peter. Are they Peter.

[Christy Lee]

Gnats Pecker nats.

[Josh Arnold]

Pecker nats.

[Jeff Oskay]

What are those?

[Josh Arnold]

They're always flying around. A dog's pecker.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Or if you landscape. They're always around your crotch the entire day.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, I heard you got a. You got a skeeter on your peter, didn't you? What? What did you do?

[Josh Arnold]

Whacked it off.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. You would have to.

[Josh Arnold]

I only follow the rules.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway. Oh, this. Lister Lewis tells us Canada geese cannot fly this time of year.

[Jeff Oskay]

What? That's bull.

[Chick McGee]

That's what he says.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've seen them.

[Josh Arnold]

This is all I've been seeing plenty fly.

[Chick McGee]

This is all this email says. Do you all not know Canada geese can't fly this time of year? Lou from Allen, Maryland, maybe they can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Fly long distances, but they are absolutely flying. I mean, Jeff, we see them all flying into the pond.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're right.

[Josh Arnold]

Back off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I thought he was just doing a setup for a punchline and forgot the punchline.

[Chick McGee]

Here's a guy who said, speaking of birds, I've sold my homing pigeon 17 times on Craigslist.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good business.

[Chick McGee]

See, what happens, Jeff, is he sells the homing pigeon to the person and then homing pigeon comes right back to him.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a nice. That's a nice business there.

[Chick McGee]

We have a request by email. Dear Bob and Tom show. It was 11:11 in the evening in the great state of Michigan. I found myself listening classic songs from your show.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he listening to the song 11:11?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what song.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's 11:11?

[Josh Arnold]

What's the name of that band? I think our producer.

[Chick McGee]

I found myself listening to classic songs from the Bobatop show because of the Budweiser and your show. It had me thinking of the legendary performance Out Drinking by Pat Daly. It would be so cool to set my alarm to hear that song because I'll be hungover in the morning. So, Patrick from Petoskey, here you go. You should have seen me last night when I fell down laughing and I stumbled down a flight of metal stairs.

[Josh Arnold]

I went crashing through the at the.

[Pat McGann]

VFW hall Tumbled over a pile of.

[Chick McGee]

Metal chairs Then I cussed out my girlfriend tried to feel up her mama wreck my car. I think I bruised my spine oh.

[Pat McGann]

You ought to go with me when.

[Chick McGee]

I go out drinking Always have myself a real good time. I got drunk and stole this boat out of Edgewater Yacht Club 90 miles an hour up to the bay I sank her out by Buckeye Point and walked on into town Tore up someone's flowers on my way Then I barged into the cruise nest and I threw up on the rug I slapped that hostess on her big behind oh, you.

[Pat McGann]

Ought to go with me When I go out drinking Always have myself a.

[Chick McGee]

Real good time I talk dirty to the waitress and I never ever leave her no tip I leave her all my roaches in the guacamole oh, you wanna go with me When I go out drinking Always have myself a real good time so I'm going out tonight and I'm gonna tie on a good one. Does anybody here wanna go out drinking with me? Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Well, I take you to this biker.

[Chick McGee]

Bar where we can kick some ass.

[Pat McGann]

And a gay bar.

[Chick McGee]

You'll get our drinks for free.

[Pat McGann]

We'll do shooters of tequila and a.

[Chick McGee]

Case of beer a piece. We'll wash it down with a gallon of cheap island wine. Oh, you ought to go with me When I go out drinking Always have myself a real good time I like to shout out loud and move the crowd when I'm dancing on the bar Couldn't go out in the parking lot Piss on all the car.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me.

[Chick McGee]

That wine Always have myself a real good time I'm feeling purified Always have myself a real good time the amazing Cat daily there. And that is a good party song.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody sent us a request because he was going to be waking up about now and wanted to hear that because he was going to be hungover. Dear Bob and Tom show, this is Anthony from Oswego. My wife and I were in a hotel for the weekend. As I was getting out of the shower, I peeked around the corner and said as I grabbed my junk, okay, hey, you want any of this before I put it away?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A moment later, my wife and I heard laughter in the hallway by a group of girls walking by. We both started laughing. Unfortunately, she passed on my offer, but I will try again in the future. Thank you, chick, for putting that in my head. That's Anthony from Oswego, Illinois.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

And also, Anthony says, I listen to the show every day on my Raycon earbuds.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

I love them. Well, thank you, Anthony from Oswego, Illinois. Raycon's everyday earbuds are the perfect summer accessory. Whether you're going hard at the gym, taking phone calls outside, or relaxing to your favorite music while fishing. Enjoy premium audio that goes where you go. Or maybe you're enjoying your favorite audio while you're watching a. What type of bird was this that held the squirrel's head underneath an Osprey? Maybe you're listening to songs while that's happening in front of you. Raycons have been improved. Their latest model better than ever. A 32 hour battery life and multi point connectivity. You can pair two devices at once. And Raycons has that quick charge function. Just 10 minutes of charging yields 90 minutes of battery. And they also come with active noise cancellation. And Raycons start at about half the price of other premium audio brands and available in a variety of vibrant colors. For instance, me, Chick, well, the royal blue, forest green, blush, violet, violet, cool mint, deep red and many more colors. And Raycon has a 30 day happiness guarantee return policy. So go to buyraycon.com tom today and get 15% off Raycon's best selling everyday earbuds right now. Raycon offering 15% off their best selling everyday earbuds [e-mail] Tom that's buyraycon.com Tom Last week we talked about the couple that was caught evidently having an affair at a Coldplay concert. This situation has gone, as these things do, viral all across the Internet. And everyone has remade their own videos to what happened. And some of the baseball mascots have gotten in on the action. Oh, and it was very funny. We'll talk about that when we come back. You guys good? We're gonna come back.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right back then. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 or@bob&tom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

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[Chick McGee]

Stage welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Get Auto Parts studios. I know I'm not either. And yeah Last week. These things happen and then people make their own versions of them on the Internet. I'm talking about these high profile videos.

[Jeff Oskay]

That have an update on that case go viral.

[Chick McGee]

And there was in. The gentleman involved has publicly apologized a couple times, but. Christie, give us the background.

[Jeff Oskay]

The CEO that was captured in the widely circulated video showing him embracing an employee canoodling, if you will, at the Coldplay concert, has resigned. Andy Byron resigned from his job as CEO of Cincinnati based Astronomer Inc. The move comes a day after the company said Mr. Byron had been placed on leave and the board of directors had launched a formal investigation into the Jumbotron incident that went viral.

[Josh Arnold]

The Jumbotron?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep. A company spokesperson confirmed in a statement that Byron and Astronomer Chief, Police Chief, people officer. When did they change that from Human Resources?

[Chick McGee]

HR Chief People People Officer.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like something out of 1984.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right? Kristin Cabot were in the video. I'm not sure what's happened to Ms. Cabot. Mrs. Cabot, because she's married as well. But I'm sure that the board of directors will be looking into this situation.

[Christy Lee]

She's the one who should have been fired, not him.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

She's the woman and she's the head of hr. If anyone knows what you can bang and who you can't should be the head of hr.

[Chick McGee]

The don't do as I do. Do as I say. HR company.

[Josh Arnold]

Every company I've ever worked at. The HR chicks were the most fun. I'm being serious.

[Jeff Oskay]

And probably the hottest.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, a couple of them were the hottest, but yeah, they were. They were so fun. I mean, I know that's not how it is everywhere, but I'd say five different companies I've worked at, that's how it was.

[Chick McGee]

One must wonder, though. Christie hit this on the head off the air. You said if they just stood there.

[Jeff Oskay]

And not done anything and not reacted, nobody probably would have said a word.

[Pat McGann]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm on the other side of this. I hate everything about this story. It doesn't mean I can't have fun with it this morning, but I hate. I hate everything about it. And if everybody would have minded their own effing business, that's. That's my thing with this. Well, there's that you guys are not you guys, but the world has. Doesn't have enough in their own lives that they had to. There was the term Internet sleuths that pissed me off.

[Chick McGee]

They chased it down. The Hardy Boys. Yeah. Well, anyway, as. As these situations, these things happen. Everybody had their own versions.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Of the video that we've all seen by now. And the Philadelphia Phillies had a baseball game over the weekend, and that was not. They were not left out. The Philly fanatic. And a fanatic dressed as a lady. And they replayed the video.

[Josh Arnold]

So they're doing a classic kiss cam.

[Chick McGee]

With Coldplay playing in the background. And there. There's Philly and Mrs. Oh. Oh, Jesus.

[Josh Arnold]

They can't believe it. They're so ashamed.

[Chick McGee]

A fanatic. And she's turned her back and everybody's laughing.

[Josh Arnold]

And he dropped to the ground. I bet. I bet the stadium lost their mind.

[Chick McGee]

That's. I guess a bunch of mascots did this across Major League Baseball. And. And then some guy in the back held up a sign. I'm with my wife. I may. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So painful.

[Jeff Oskay]

But you are right.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, gosh, Christy, did you see the picture of you and Pat floating around in the kiss cam?

[Jeff Oskay]

That was pretty funny.

[Christy Lee]

That was a good look.

[Jeff Oskay]

My. The real Andy actually laughed out loud.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's good.

[Jeff Oskay]

I thought it was very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw one of Fozzie and Miss Piggy. Piggy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So somewhere, Kermit was just furious.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Fozzie and Miss Piggy making out are.

[Josh Arnold]

Holding each other like that. Yeah. That poor CEO and the HR chick.

[Chick McGee]

We had a request for this because Tom's on vacation. Here we go. Susie Quattro, of course. Yeah, Yeah, I know. I started it. Even I'm tired of it. Okay. Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

It's only.

[Chick McGee]

Let's do quick sports here. Scotty Scheffler is the champion golfer of the year and the world one step closer to the career grand slam. The world's number one player dominated the British Open on Sunday at Royal Port Rush in Northern Ireland. He led by as many as seven shots and shot a 68. Win by four. Scheffler won his second major of the year after the PGA Championship. Now he goes to the US Open next year with a chance to complete the grand slam.

[Josh Arnold]

We just call it the Open Open here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, the Open. That's true. WNBA All Star game on Saturday night. Indianapolis team Collier beat Team Clark 151, 131. And the. Fisher Collier was named the MVP of that contest. Big, big doings in Indianapolis. Donald Trump is threatening to hold up a stadium deal for Washington's football team if it doesn't restore their name to the Redskins. Trump said yesterday on social media that the Commanders should revert to the Redskins and the Cleveland Guardian should also go back to the Indian later in the day. He has Threatened the NFL team, stadium deal. The commanders have all of it in place, more or less, to start.

[Jeff Oskay]

How can he interrupt that?

[Chick McGee]

Well, he's the. He's the president.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'd be. If I were president. I'd interrupt everything.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's not a dictator. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't you guys want to just get.

[Jeff Oskay]

Your hands in everything about this couple?

[Josh Arnold]

At the. At the. He's the CEO. He gets to have sex with whoever he wants.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right. It's the same deal. Same damn deal. He has threatened to hold up the stadium relocation from the Meadowlands, not the Meadowlands land. Over Maryland. Over Maryland to. To actual Washington, D.C. the site of RFK Stadium. Oh, it would be nice if we could bring back RFK Stadium and that team, actually, but that's not going to happen. And big news out of Cincinnati in the NFL. Quarterback Desmond Ritter, who led the University of Cincinnati to a college football playoff spot in 2021, has signed with the Bengals. He's entering his fourth season and gives the Bengals another veteran backup behind Joe Burrow. Ritter played in 25 games, made 18 starts in previous stops with Atlanta and Las Vegas. He's passed for over 4,000 yards and 16 touchdowns and 14 picks. He's also rushed for five touchdowns. Pato Award. Won the Indy Check event in Toronto. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Tom's not here. You can breathe.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, you can, can.

[Christy Lee]

You can. You can let it breathe today, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Can I just back up and relax?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do I sound like I'm worried he's going to tell me to shut up?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

What is this, the Stockholm syndrome?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, maybe. Maybe a little bit of PTSD mixed with Stockholm.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a little bit. And Denny Hamlin won the NASCAR event in Dover, in Delaware, which takes up the entire state of Delaware, the NASCAR track. Don't you get that feeling? Delaware is not that much bigger than Rhode Island. Okay, calm down.

[Jeff Oskay]

Beautiful state.

[Christy Lee]

It's still a state.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I've never met anyone from Delaware.

[Josh Arnold]

From Delaware?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think Delaware's famous for anything, are they?

[Jeff Oskay]

Dover, Delaware. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It is beautiful. Yeah. I've driven through it.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can't remember. Wasn't there a time when you couldn't enter a contest if you lived in Delaware or something?

[Josh Arnold]

That was always one of the states. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Except for people in Delaware.

[Jeff Oskay]

People in Delaware, oddly enough.

[Chick McGee]

What were. You drove through Delaware, of course. As fast as you could. Thank you. Thank you very much. Anyway, Delaware, oddly enough, is known as the First State, the first colony to ratify the US Constitution in 1787. Firsts for Delaware include being the site of the first permanent European settlement in the state. Fort Christina. She was hot. Oh, that's why they ford after now, of course, Wilmington, founded by Swedish settlers. Swedish in 1638.

[Josh Arnold]

And also the first IKEA was in Delaware.

[Chick McGee]

This is so Delaware. What I'm going to tell you. They were the first state to introduce nylons. How about that? What the hell are we talking?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we should at least thank them for that.

[Chick McGee]

That's the world's first all synthetic fiber.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right, we've got.

[Christy Lee]

Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

Do women still say, oh, I need new nylons.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Or I gotta put on my knot?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Or hose. What are they called? Pantyhose.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I don't wear them anymore. I don't. I'm trying to think the last time I wore panties.

[Josh Arnold]

Take off your nylons.

[Jeff Oskay]

You guys find them sexy?

[Josh Arnold]

Kinda. I mean, not always, but yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I. I do not care for nylons. I think the other. The bare leg black.

[Josh Arnold]

Black nylon.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. The sheer black.

[Josh Arnold]

There's something to that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like the pantyhose. I like your thigh high. Yeah. I like the stock. The pantyhose, when it's all hooked and there's that webbing and that weird white panel down the middle.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm out. I kind of like it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why.

[Chick McGee]

You know, for those of us every now and then I'll see these. You guys don't know what it was like in 1980. And they have these awful TVs with Nintendo or whatever. But you guys will never believe, believe me. Unless you lived it. They used to sell pantyhose in an egg.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I remember.

[Chick McGee]

Do they still sell them in.

[Jeff Oskay]

Eggs are still out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Those were le g G s and.

[Chick McGee]

It came in an egg and called leg.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And you pop the egg open and.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes they were an impulse buy because I remember being a kid and being fascinated by the. The end cap of the eggs.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, they. The company's still there. I don't think they use the plastic egg, obviously, because it's not very economical.

[Chick McGee]

You would have to think that poor. Some un. Uninformed parent would have bought legs for their kids on Easter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I got you a tinder Joy.

[Christy Lee]

What are these?

[Chick McGee]

What the hell are these?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna rob a bank, dad. What the hell?

[Josh Arnold]

On Easter, the basket's just full of nylon.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, we've got news coming up. Also, we have a special guest coming up this morning, comedian Pat McGann will be in the studio. What's coming up newsworthy?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, we have a new flavor from liquid death. We have an mri. Ma. Horrific story. Did you hear about this?

[Chick McGee]

These are ripping back about something metal out of somebody pretty much worse than that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm supposed to call before I go in because I have metal in my chest. My stents and stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

How'd you like the MRI scene in that latest Final Destination?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my Lord. That is the strongest MRI scene.

[Jeff Oskay]

That might be what happened in real life.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I did not see the movie, but really did happen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. And we're going to talk about. Should dogs be allowed in hotels? Can we talk about that as.

[Josh Arnold]

As bellboys?

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that.

[Jeff Oskay]

As the one that was not bad at all across the hall for me that barked and whined the whole time that their parents were gone.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Christy had a. Christy had a problem. Oh, yeah, I hear. So it happened. Fellas.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. Andy.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. This is Andy Christie's house. We checked in the hotel and of course it wasn't opulent enough.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's a beautiful hotel.

[Josh Arnold]

She's already complained about how hot it was. We heard that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, Just damn. Evidently some weird guy standing down by the pool. He's a falconer.

[Josh Arnold]

He was at work just trying to do a job.

[Chick McGee]

Trying to. Here comes Christine. What are you doing? Never. Don't pay any attention. Anyway, we'll be back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know that one friend who somehow.

[Pat McGann]

Knows everything about money?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now imagine they live in your phone.

[Jeff Oskay]

Say hey to Experian, your big financial friend.

[Chick McGee]

It's the app that helps you check your FICO score, find ways to save.

[Pat McGann]

And basically feel like a financial genius.

[Chick McGee]

And guess what?

[Christy Lee]

It's totally free.

[Chick McGee]

So go on, download the Experian app.

[Jeff Oskay]

Trust me, having a BFF like this.

[Josh Arnold]

Is a total game changer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee. Yo, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Where's that Pat Godwin? Still down in Florida.

[Chick McGee]

Evidently he's. He's on vacation now. Yeah, he's not. I don't think he has to work any until he comes back.

[Josh Arnold]

Enjoying a little bit of time down there. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chuck McGee. And an update on Christy.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Chick McGee]

Where did you go? Florida, for a couple.

[Jeff Oskay]

Florida? My husband had a conference.

[Josh Arnold]

The nation's rugger.

[Jeff Oskay]

I, I. Yeah, it's a lot different in the summer than it is in the winter, I'll tell you that.

[Chick McGee]

United States. Hang down. You're at a pool at a resort.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, are we talking about the falconer again?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you saw a falconer at work, but it was a hawker, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, he had a hawk. He had a Harris's hawk, but. But he did call himself a falconer, even though.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Jeff in Columbus, Ohio. There is a falconry school in Columbus.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

You can be the falconer under the supervision of a real falconer. Oh, I highly recommend it. It's a blast. It is called the Ohio School of Falconry.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I wonder if it's like a weekend course or.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I hope it's more than a weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, the way this guy made it sound. Hey, you can try. You should do it. It's a blast. I mean, certainly he's not talking about a four year program. Nobody says, hey, you should try it.

[Christy Lee]

It's a, I don't know, maybe get a master's degree in falcon.

[Jeff Oskay]

You want to be a master falconry? Be careful here.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you get clawed up a lot when you're a falcon.

[Josh Arnold]

You must at least once.

[Jeff Oskay]

Those talons are talented.

[Christy Lee]

Some guy shows up first day in just like a yard glove, they're like, oh, you moron. You want to go leather?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like every time there's a falconry magazine and merchandise, you can buy 9,000 glove, you know, of course, you know the whole store. It sounds to me like the Ohio School of Falconry, a division of Ohio State University, where they send their football recruits to get credit so they can graduate from the university.

[Christy Lee]

They have that falcon toothpaste, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they sure do. Yeah. It's not Colgate.

[Christy Lee]

It's Falcon Crest.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, yeah. They have their own toothpaste.

[Chick McGee]

Falcon Crest.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, if you're just joining us, the guy was actually working. He was trying to scare birds away. And he was also there to help with the iguana population. I got this from Raquel. Hi, guys. Christy and Mike. Mark heard you talking about lizards in Florida. We were visiting Grandma and Grandpa in Florida. We were getting ready to leave for the airport stop for breakfast. When we were getting into the car, one of those little, and I won't use the word she uses here, jumped in the car and we couldn't find her.

[Chick McGee]

It.

[Jeff Oskay]

We had to drive two hours to the airport with the iguana lizard in the car with us. It was terrifying. Never saw him again, but I kind of felt sad. I took him away from his home and his family.

[Chick McGee]

But what if he was trying to get to the airport?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe he wanted to get away from his family.

[Chick McGee]

My Uber's late. Can you help me out? Hello, folks. I'm currently a at a resort in Florida in which the mask is. Has large black ears.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a Disney World.

[Chick McGee]

We were in the community pool when a red tail hawk flies over with a rat and its talons. All the kids were SCRY crying and screaming and freaking out. I, of course, was cheering on the falcon. Yeah, that's from C.J. in Garrett, Indiana.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's mother nature.

[Chick McGee]

There are some things that go on at Disney World that. My goodness.

[Josh Arnold]

New Mother nature.

[Jeff Oskay]

They have a great way of keeping all that stuff quiet.

[Chick McGee]

Guess who for that ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, exactly. Good morning Bob and Tom show. Growing up, there was a peacock farm on the edge of town. There was a group of local boys who would take girls out there in the dark of night.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, the thing is, is the girls didn't know it was a peacock farm. The boys would tell them it was kids screaming for help. So when the peacocks were would scream.

[Chick McGee]

And that's how they scream, girls would.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jump into their arms.

[Josh Arnold]

My goodness.

[Chick McGee]

This is an actual peacock scream.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, those are kids. Those kids need help.

[Jeff Oskay]

Those kids.

[Chick McGee]

You hear those kids?

[Josh Arnold]

Here, now make out with me.

[Chick McGee]

Let me hold you. Let me. Let me kiss you on your.

[Josh Arnold]

The only way to get those kids help is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they'd want us to do this.

[Josh Arnold]

Just to kiss me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Who's the guy who came up with? If you loved me, you would. That's. That's compelling.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I think.

[Chick McGee]

That'S really something.

[Jeff Oskay]

That'S been around for a long time.

[Chick McGee]

Turn of the center. Okay, never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is. That's. That's a. That's diabolical. Oh, and heroic.

[Christy Lee]

Just for the record, it doesn't work.

[Josh Arnold]

You never had that one work?

[Christy Lee]

No, I've.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never even tried it.

[Christy Lee]

I had a girl break up with me and tell me to get out when I tried that. And looking back, that was the correct response. Yes, I was a real dirt ball.

[Jeff Oskay]

Because you didn't love her, did you?

[Christy Lee]

I did.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

But not as much as I love that sweet, sweet pudding.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's something else, man.

[Chick McGee]

Number one, branding.

[Christy Lee]

I got a letter from garbage throwing daddy outside of Cincinnati.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Says, hey, Jeff I don't mean to bother you all while you're working. Just throwing this out there. A beer tap handle from a bar is the same thread size as a shifter handle. I had a PBR handle in high school. Just saying. Still in the clear. Well, Garvey store. And, daddy, when you look like me and you get pulled over, they're gonna search your car anyway and make you do a breathalyzer. So I don't need a beer tap on top of my gear shift to add to the fun.

[Chick McGee]

Who discovered that the thread count was the same?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

That's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

That's really something. So what do you got over there in the newsroom, Christy?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, it appears that the water company Liquid Death has teamed up with Fruity Pebbles for a new flavored Water is right. The cereal inspired flavor dubbed Cereal Criminal.

[Chick McGee]

And did they. Did the CEO say at the end of this press, we are not after the children's market at all.

[Jeff Oskay]

It apparently tastes like the sweet milk left at the bottom of your cereal bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

Who doesn't love that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Six packs of cans are already rolling out at select retailers for 7.99.99.

[Josh Arnold]

But liquid death has nailed every flavor they've come out with. I mean, it's. It's incredible. They have all these great flavors, and they're all good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm a. I'm a skeptic when it comes to that guy of flavored water stuff. I'm a big fan of what they're doing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

So I will try this.

[Jeff Oskay]

I give them credit because I think that's the most ingenious marketing campaigns ever. Especially when they first came out and you'd go to a concert and people would be drinking Liquid Death, and you're like, wow, what is that? Because it looks cool, but you're drinking water, so you can still feel cool. I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Top 10 cereals. What cereal you like? John Crush.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd say the number one is Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[Chick McGee]

And that's the one you like.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd love it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Christy. Oh, you Dre. You eat Muse Slicks with.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like a little Grape Nuts and maybe Shredded wheat, but cat O9 tails. I like that Honey Nut Cheerios. That would be my.

[Chick McGee]

With willow in it and. Oh, yeah, real ditch weed. And what do you like?

[Christy Lee]

I'll do a Golden Graham.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a great suit Cereal.

[Chick McGee]

Here are the top 10 cereals, none of which I care for. Number one is Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Number two, Lucky Charms.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't believe it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I can do it without that Fruit Loops. I can do without that, but I don't mind them. I just.

[Chick McGee]

Frosted Flakes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's in the top ten frosted Mini Wheats.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cheerios, Pebbles, Honey Bunches of Oats, Rice Krispies and Apple Jacks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Apple Jacks is a good cereal.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really like Apple Jacks?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I do.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like the apple flavor.

[Jeff Oskay]

As a kid, my favorite was Cocoa Puffs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

See, I can do without that. Also, they hurt me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Cocoa Puff Puffs hurt you?

[Josh Arnold]

I have to wait for them to get a little soggy. Otherwise they hurt me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are they too crunchy? Yes, I like Captain Crunch too.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I can't. I'll never eat Captain Crunch.

[Chick McGee]

No, you miss.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I love Captain Crunch.

[Chick McGee]

Raisin Bran with Honey Nut Cheerios.

[Josh Arnold]

That's just greedy.

[Chick McGee]

Honey Nut Cheerios. Omar on the wire am them. That's all I'm going to say.

[Josh Arnold]

Honey Nut Cheerios is a top five cereal.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, what's coming up in the news?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, coming up, we have that unbelievable MRI story. It's just awful. We have a person that was scammed by a French beauty queen, quote unquote.

[Chick McGee]

I am a beauty queen.

[Jeff Oskay]

We would not. I'd be remiss if I didn't do an anal cavity story.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. Yeah, we kind of have to.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, we have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you go to your dentist for anal cavities? Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

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[Pat McGann]

Living with schizophrenia isn't easy, especially when you're not getting relief from some of your symptoms.

[Jeff Oskay]

It can be hard when you're still.

[Pat McGann]

Dealing with symptoms like hearing voices or seeing things that aren't there and negative symptoms like feeling unmotivated or avoiding social situations. If this sounds familiar, it might be time to talk to your healthcare provider.

[Jeff Oskay]

And explore a different kind of schizophrenia treatment.

[Pat McGann]

Discover your [e-mail].

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

McGee, hello there.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold with a soda pop update. All right, news from the cola wars.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick McGee. Josh, go ahead. An update. Soda wars. I'm a Diet Pepsi man. I fought for Diet Pepsi all my life.

[Josh Arnold]

We are all veterans of the cola wars, I believe happened what, in the 80s, mostly.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, remember the taste test?

[Josh Arnold]

Pepsi and the Pepsi Challenge?

[Chick McGee]

Pepsi Challenge, Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you. Were you all confident in the Pepsi Challenge?

[Chick McGee]

I am absolutely certain, and Tom doesn't believe me, but I'm certain that I could tell the difference between Diet Pepsi and anything else.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's Diet Coke or Choice.

[Josh Arnold]

The Pepsi challenge was essentially. Hey, you're gonna like this one better. You're gonna like Pepsi better is essentially what? Well, that might be the case, but Pepsi has dropped to four behind. It was Coke and Pepsi for so long.

[Jeff Oskay]

What have they dropped behind?

[Josh Arnold]

Now it's Coke. You know what the number two soda is right now?

[Jeff Oskay]

Mountain Dew.

[Chick McGee]

Sprite.

[Josh Arnold]

No, sprite is number three. It has. So it's knocked Pepsi from three to four.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Dr. Pepper is number two. Dr. Pepper is number two in terms of share. In terms of.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Okay?

[Jeff Oskay]

And that's why can't places like restaurants or hotels can't have both Pepsi and Coke.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, you are right. It's a distribution issue.

[Jeff Oskay]

I could not get a. I could not get a Coke Zero to save my life.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't we live in a time now where they can figure it out?

[Jeff Oskay]

Right. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Offer both.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

At least in the gift shop. I mean, I don't care about your restaurant, that's fine. But in the gift shop, couldn't you offer a Pepsi and a Diet Coke?

[Josh Arnold]

Some distributor has a stranglehold on that.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I found? You will play hell finding the Diet Pepsi in the Atlanta airport. Good luck to you. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, of course.

[Chick McGee]

That's Coca Cola town, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, in the Fort Myers airport, you can't get a Diet Coke. It's all Pepsi.

[Josh Arnold]

You need to get Tyler Perry addicted to Diet Pepsi. Then Atlanta will have it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'd be fine if. What are you drinking, Chick? Oh, this is Tyler Peps. Tyler Perry's Diet Pepsi.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If they wanted to name it that, that's fine with me.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Tyler Perry's. Tyler Perry's Diet Pepsi and Pepsi, that's what I say.

[Josh Arnold]

There's room enough for all of them.

[Jeff Oskay]

I, I, I do too. I think everybody should have a choice.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but we were talking about Delaware earlier because the NASCAR race was yesterday and Denny Hamlin won the the event.

[Jeff Oskay]

Delaware boys.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. What? The Delaware. I don't know. Alaska.

[Josh Arnold]

If I remember correctly, she wore a brand new Jersey.

[Chick McGee]

Jersey. That's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I never heard that until Chick brought it up one morning and it still makes me giggle.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's such a hit. So we were thinking, what was Delaware famous for? It turns out their motto is they're the first state. So. But anyway, this is from Ryan, a Delaware native.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, hey, Ryan.

[Chick McGee]

Well, folks, I'll have you know, Delaware chicken broiling was created in Delaware. Well, by a farmer's wife. No one had ever broiled a chicken before this farmer's wife in Delaware.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, about that.

[Chick McGee]

The first breakwater on the east coast was introduced on the Delaware coast to protect the Delaware Bay. The only location in the United States where World War II German submarine was captured. Wow. Did you guys know this?

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, if you get a chance to see 1941 by Steven Spielberg, I know it's gotten a lot of negative reviews over the years, but it's a, it's a fine movie.

[Josh Arnold]

It's way better than its reputation.

[Chick McGee]

It's very good. The first whale hunting port on the east coast. Killing whales in Delaware. And the big one. This is what brings all the people to Dover. Dr. Henry Heimlich, creator of the Heimlich maneuver is from Delaware.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that is my maneuver.

[Chick McGee]

So thank you. Thank you, Ryan. A Delta where native they have the Dover Air base, Air Force base and Dover down NASCAR track. That's true. Okay, Christy, what you've got. We were talking about what when we left. I forgot.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, well, we were talking about this MRI story because it's horrific.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

A New York man has died after he was pulled into an MRI machine because he walked into the exam room wearing a large chain necklace. The 61 year old entered the MRI while a scan was underway at Nassau. Nassau open MRI, where the machine's strong magnetic force drew him in by his metallic necklace. The incident. This is how they put it in the story from the Associated Press, Jeff. Resulted in a medical episode that left the man hospitalized in critical condition, and he later died from his injuries. But.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have more information on this. It actually strangled him, didn't it?

[Christy Lee]

That's what I read. He got strangled by his chain and. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Man.

[Christy Lee]

You can't just, like, unplug that. Like, somebody can't go over, just pull the plug on the machine and it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can you just walk into an exam room, though, while they're doing an mri.

[Chick McGee]

That seems almost unbelievable, though. Yeah, that seems like something that would happen in a movie. And we know. Well, that light. Final Destination. The guy got pulled into the mri.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that far from his piercings and such.

[Pat McGann]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It ripped out his earrings. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That is awful. What a freak. Way to go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Very sad.

[Josh Arnold]

But. Yeah, I know. You can't be in the room, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

No. Yeah, you can't be in the room while it's going. I always thought this didn't have a locking.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy just wandered in and his chain drug him into it.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently wandered by.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeez.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, now we have this talking about Delaware. What did Delaware. One more time. She wore a brand new Jersey. She wore a brand new Jersey.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what she did wear.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Oh, this is a very good breakdown.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. We don't normally get this far. Oh, why did California. Why did California. Why did California.

[Josh Arnold]

Was she all really forced? She called to say, how about yes? Nobody says.

[Chick McGee]

That'S why she didn't come.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nobody really enjoyed this at the time, did they?

[Josh Arnold]

I guarantee. I know for a fact. No, no. This is all. This is Perry Como, I promise you. My grandfather loved it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I know for a fact that he was a big Perry Como fan.

[Chick McGee]

And thought it was funny.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet he thought it was charming.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, Charming. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think he laughed out loud, but I guarantee he tapped his knee and kind of sang along. Tapped? Yes. He was a knee tapper. I've kind of become a knee tapper. Tapper, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're talking.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Jeff Oskay]

With your lemonade. Tapping your knee, are you?

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of am. That guy. He was also a train waiver.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wave at the train, at the engineers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Anybody? Everybody on the train. Oh, the train passes. He was waving. Have you guys become train waivers?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't see passenger trains anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't even at the zoo.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Or Disneyland, you know, you see some sort of tram or train or.

[Jeff Oskay]

I would do that.

[Chick McGee]

He waved at those.

[Josh Arnold]

Waved at everybody. Yeah. Let them all know that they were welcome, that it was a friendly place.

[Chick McGee]

That seems like a malady to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Joey Wednesday. My youngest brother is not. He's a waiver. He'll wave at the train.

[Jeff Oskay]

He'll wave at the trains.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He's picked it up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not there yet, but I get it. I kind of want to be. Well, it's.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's nice, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Now, when you're on your front porch, do you wave at people driving by when they look at you like you see them?

[Josh Arnold]

I have noticed, and I think this very state to state, most windows are tinted. I cannot tell.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If people. I can't tell if they're seeing me or not.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I grew up in a state where tinted windows were illegal and so you could see everybody and.

[Chick McGee]

And the cars.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

But that doesn't seem to be the case in other states.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I think that they can be, but they just aren't enforced, if you know what I mean.

[Chick McGee]

I think somebody will tell me the policemen carry, like, these. It's like paint sample chips. Yeah. It's how dark your windows are.

[Jeff Oskay]

You serious?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And they can hold it up to your window. Go. Okay. This is too dark.

[Jeff Oskay]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know somebody that I think is way too dark, but I'm talking about their windows. Yes, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Jeff Oskay]

One step further.

[Chick McGee]

Windows. Windows. Way too dark.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you know, hey, Katy Perry had some scary things happen over the weekend. She was.

[Chick McGee]

You mean astronaut Katy Perry?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. Astronaut Katy Perry was performing, and she has this giant mechanical butterfly that she sings off of and during the middle of.

[Chick McGee]

If I was Katy Perry, I'd have giant animals all over the place.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And she nailed that lion at the Super Bowl.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was awesome.

[Jeff Oskay]

A technical malfunction suddenly dropped the giant butterfly a few feet, nearly knocking her off of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yikes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Are her two boobs okay?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, her boobs are fine.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Concertgoers were heard segueing from cheers to Exclamations of gas audibly gas shock and horror jobs as they realized what was transpiring before their eyes.

[Chick McGee]

Eyes.

[Jeff Oskay]

She appeared briefly panicked before regaining her composure and barely missed a beat as she continued to sing.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, what a trooper. Wouldn't you look for somebody named Jerry Perry or Harry Demer if you were Katy Perry? Maybe not. Or change your name to Sherry Perry if you were Katie Christy?

[Jeff Oskay]

What else do we have here?

[Chick McGee]

Here.

[Jeff Oskay]

A man with a stolen motorcycle was found to have methamphetamine concealed in his butt. Thank you. According to the arrest report, he was pulled over driving straight towards an officer on County Road 475 in Florida. Deputies noticed the smell of marijuana coming from his pickup truck. A search of the truck turned up about 4 grams of marijuana and several plastic dime sized baggies, aluminum foil and a couple cut plastic straw with a residue of fentanyl.

[Josh Arnold]

The straw was up there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not, this wasn't up his butt. This was in his truck. In addition, they discovered a black Yamaha motorcycle strapped down in the bed of the pickup which apparently was stolen once he got to the Sumter County Detention Center.

[Josh Arnold]

They knew the motorcycle was stolen because the rider said so when they.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, he took me and my bike.

[Chick McGee]

The hell's going on here?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, what is this about?

[Jeff Oskay]

Authorities discovered he had methamphetamine concealed in his anal cavity.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Jeff Oskay]

A lot going on there.

[Chick McGee]

I'm, I'm concerned with of course, getting it in there, but that, that's only half the battle.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

How do you get it out?

[Chick McGee]

You get it out?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I told you guys, I watched this documentary about drug mules and they, and they look like giant pills that they fill them with drugs and they're wrapped in plastic and you have to swallow them and they're giant and just hope.

[Josh Arnold]

One of them doesn't burst.

[Chick McGee]

And one guy swallowed 10 and the guy, and the guy was giving him the pills to swallow goes okay, only 30 more to go.

[Josh Arnold]

30?

[Jeff Oskay]

He had to do 40 of them.

[Chick McGee]

40 in his stomach. Yeah, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if you're going to do it. Yeah, yeah. Fill up.

[Jeff Oskay]

What do you make for doing that? Did they say?

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I don't know if and, or if they have dental or any kind of health plan, but. Right. I don't, I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, it's got to be worth, worth it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oscar, you filled your body with a lot of drugs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. It pays about 10,000 bucks.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, this is the Bob and Tom show from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thanks for listening to us. Hello, Christy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi. A man's been arrested after he was found driving a lawnmower on a Florida highway. According to the Florida Highway Patrol, multiple people reported seeing the guy, identified as 38 year old Christopher Spain, driving a lawnmower erratically around 8:30 in the morning on the Suncoast Parkway.

[Christy Lee]

Now do you think he had been up all night or did he get up early and start boozing it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is a good question.

[Christy Lee]

Is this an all nighter?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

But 8:30, too early to run a lawnmower?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm more angry about that than the drinking.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I will tell you, I think this is nationwide. You can't buy liquor before 7am or something at drugstores.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, drugstores, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Without telling you too much, I pretty much. That's a fact. But you think somebody with a DUI would go out and get on his riding mower and go run an errand maybe. Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mr. Spain was immediately observed with several signs of impairment like small pupils, flush skin, dry mouth.

[Christy Lee]

And driving a lawnmower on the highway.

[Josh Arnold]

And a 40 of old E in his hand.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

The law enforcement officer asked Mr. Spain to perform sobriety exercises. He was reportedly uncooperative and declined to participate.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was arrested for dui.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not doing it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not doing it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Also refused to provide a urine.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a nice mower.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh yeah, that's a zero radius one.

[Chick McGee]

And he looks just like Jeremy Strong from Succession. If you've watched that show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

If he lost about £80. Yeah, yeah. That's a weight loss program. That works, I guess. Yeah. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

In the morning on your zero lot. Zero lot line, your zero radius mower.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a nice mower.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that, that thing will. That thing will do like 30 miles an hour.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you serious?

[Christy Lee]

Those are pretty fast.

[Josh Arnold]

What, what would that run you if you were to buy one?

[Christy Lee]

That one? Probably around six to eight grand.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's essentially a car. This guy, if he hadn't been drunk it would be fine.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Get off his back.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you have one of those mowers?

[Christy Lee]

Oh no. Oh no, I can't afford one.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I just, I thought maybe because of your lawnmower business or the landscaping business.

[Christy Lee]

I mean I've driven them but I don't own.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are they hard to drive? They look to me like they would be.

[Chick McGee]

You don't.

[Christy Lee]

Super easy.

[Chick McGee]

You steer with the handles, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That would be confusing, I would think.

[Christy Lee]

That's fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's fun. Like going straight towards like traffic and then bus a you as everybody in their cars were like. They think you're coming out into the street.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I see you actually carrying on that way. Yeah, thanks a lot. I've seen that. I've been in one of those cars. Oh hell, I'm going to hit this guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope.

[Christy Lee]

Zip.

[Josh Arnold]

And are they better at impossibly steep hills than it then it looks. It looks very precarious when one of those guys is on a very steep hill. Sideways.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But is it as dangerous as it looks or is it.

[Christy Lee]

Fine, it's dangerous. Well, that's why it has that bar that flips up over the top usually that's so when you roll it, it doesn't crush you. Right. You roll with it. Yeah. You know that big bar you see pull up. They pull up. That's so when you roll it.

[Chick McGee]

Final Destination. That guy got ran over by a lawnmower. Not. It wasn't even a zero turn.

[Jeff Oskay]

What is this movie? Final Destination.

[Josh Arnold]

You wouldn't care for the. The whole franchise. Oh, but. Cuz they're very bloody.

[Christy Lee]

How many are there now?

[Chick McGee]

Six.

[Josh Arnold]

Six? Yeah, six.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And just a bunch of crazy ways to die.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah. Death will come for you. I mean, if you cheat death, he'll.

[Jeff Oskay]

He'll find you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no escaping.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the concept. If you were supposed to die in some scenario and you somehow cheated that you would eventually it's coming for you. They would come. Oh, it would. Death.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently there are quotas that have to be hit.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody has some sort of clipboard somewhere keeping track and yeah, you gotta. You gotta watch.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right, well coming up we have. Do we have any dead people in the news?

[Chick McGee]

I bet we do.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I would hope.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you in love with your car? We'll have that coming up. Not in love, but love your car. Do you love your car?

[Chick McGee]

I really like my car. I think we can be just friends.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I sleep with it, but I'm not in love.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, but it sleeps in the garage. You never let it in the bedroom.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

Snor. I don't have sex with a tailpipe, if that's what you're talking about. Remember the guy who had his tractor all hooked up with a hose giving blowies with his tractor.

[Josh Arnold]

What an insane, insane thing that. I need to see the schematics.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta get up early. Oh, you gotta go fix that fence. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't come into the barn.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love these stories and more coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we will. Just try and stop us. We'll be back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob.

[Christy Lee]

And Tom show contest rules, go to.

[Chick McGee]

Bobandtom.Com contest-rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. Rules. This is the Bob and Tom show from the award winning morning show on.

[Josh Arnold]

America's favorite radio station.

[Chick McGee]

The ticket, the Musers, the podcast. So right now we're podcasting? No, not yet. He just put us into it. No, I was accidentally podcast. We were for a second, but we're not now. Well, we want to. We want to start intentionally podcast. We're back. That was accidental. That was a false start. 3, 3, 2, 1.

[Josh Arnold]

Every Wednesday, Junior Miller, George Dunham and Gordon Keith drop a new episode of.

[Chick McGee]

The Musers the podcast.

[Josh Arnold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

They will join us.

[Josh Arnold]

Looking forward to seeing them.

[Chick McGee]

Professional comedian, funny, funny man. Hello, Christy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, Chick. Well, there's a new survey out there. You know how we love those afm. Most car owners like their cars. 4 in 10 go as far as to declare love for their vehicle.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

In the survey of 2,000 U.S. car owners, 90% say they feel a fondness for their car. 40% confess they love them. This was commissioned by Ziebart. The study found the average person can point to 11 major life milestones that have taken place in their current car.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Half would be devastated when the time comes to let their car go. Wow. 11.

[Chick McGee]

I have not had any car for longer than a couple years. I don't know thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I haven't. Both my cars, I had, I got them a couple years ago. You say in your car?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, in your car.

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine people keeping cars that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Long now taking place in their current car.

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe. Maybe just one that's very special to them. Maybe if they lost, you know, their virginity in it, I guess.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know, my husband, when I met him, had a car that he bought brand new in 1996.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I did. I love that car.

[Jeff Oskay]

450,000 miles on it. Grand Cherokee.

[Chick McGee]

Get rid of it.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I feel guilty to this day.

[Josh Arnold]

You made him get rid of it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Didn't make him. I just suggested that we didn't need five cars.

[Josh Arnold]

Suggested?

[Chick McGee]

You thought I would.

[Josh Arnold]

Many times throughout the day. For many days.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning. Yeah, good morning. Get rid of that car yet? Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I feel bad. I mean, because he like he had major milestones. Does he miss it? Do you know where he doesn't?

[Chick McGee]

But you know where it is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. And it's still running. An older couple purchased it just to go to the grocery or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

You have two. You have two options. You can go and buy it, buy it back.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or you can go and steal it. Josh and I'll go steal it for you. Or if.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, dude. And just hoot and holler. It'll be exhilarating.

[Chick McGee]

Fire guns into the air.

[Josh Arnold]

An old couple. She said we can rob them. They're easy to rob.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. I still kind of feel guilty.

[Josh Arnold]

I always say taking candy from a baby. I say taking candy from an old person, way, way easier and funnier.

[Jeff Oskay]

But have you ever had a car that you loved, like. Like really got upset when you had to to get rid of it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, because by the time I drive them until they require so many repairs, it's not worth having anymore. So by the time that happens, I'm like, please get this thing out of my sight. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I buy the car from Josh that he just got rid of. So.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have a good habit of doing that, don't you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Of buying the car that all of a sudden needs all the repairs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. My first car was an old police car, and it still had the light. Light on the outdoor. It had a handle that ran through the door, and you could.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Inside the cabin, you could click it on and then turn this knob, and it would focus around the light. And I would go out to Madison Lake, which is in London, Ohio, where all the kids would go and make out. And I'd go out and just turn my light on. I never did that, but I wanted to really bad.

[Josh Arnold]

It is funny. Unless you're like the sad guy doing it to ruin everybody else.

[Chick McGee]

I was the sad guy. Every. Everybody else's good time is the only reason I would do it.

[Josh Arnold]

But as a joke. It's funny. I. To get. See people running half pants.

[Chick McGee]

That was a rough car. That was. I. I tried to get a run Vic years. No, the Dodge Charger, I think.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

That's cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Kind of cool.

[Chick McGee]

65, 67, whatever. It's a Dodge. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, for many years here in the. In our city, we. When we were done with police cars, they would take off the lights, leave that little spotlight, and then they would sell them at auction to the people who used to ride in the back of them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And yeah, that would always be. You'd be driving home buzzed, and you get one those behind your car, and you're like, wait, is that a cop or is. Is that 50 or an OG like you never knew which was going to be riding it. It was either someone leaning, do you think, or a cop.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think people who buy. Who buy Crown Vicks, do they know that everybody's going to think I'm a policeman when I come up behind them.

[Josh Arnold]

I used to see a lot of old people driving them and I don't think they were necessarily aware. I think it just appealed to them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, maybe that's all about the big.

[Chick McGee]

Sedans for the old.

[Josh Arnold]

Older, I think, because they grew up with giant cars, so they're just comfortable with it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, and now it's. Most of the police people have SUVs. A lot of them do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, I guess the sedans are still out there, but. Yeah, like. But they're Dodges, aren't they? Challengers or Chargers or one of those. Something.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you think stealing a car is exhilarating? Imagine stealing a police car. Oh, we've got it. We've got it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, it's a great idea.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna have to wait now because they have this recording.

[Josh Arnold]

But policemen don't listen to this.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

The one I got pulled over a couple weeks by Dust.

[Josh Arnold]

Almost every policeman.

[Christy Lee]

He was a big fan.

[Chick McGee]

Would either you guys do a ride along?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You really like Chris?

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you done that before?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I've never done.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I would.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I don't think. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It'd be just my. The time I was on a ride along. Well, I've never seen so many drug dealers so magnificently equipped with automatic weapons before. I don't know how this happened.

[Jeff Oskay]

And probably the cop that I am most friendliest with is a canine officer. So I don't know. I mean, that would be kind of cool.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad you mentioned that. I need to know more information about this. I saw this online and I kind of went out of my head. Head. There's a place you can adopt dogs that were too sweet to be named canine dogs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

They tried to train them and they were just. They're too nice and sweet and lovable.

[Josh Arnold]

They didn't have it in them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fail the academy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The same breed. Like a German shepherd, but they're just sweeties.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder. I want. They've got to be available for adoption somehow, somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you want one?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe get a nice sweet German shepherd, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Be in charge of the compound.

[Jeff Oskay]

They would protect you, but this One.

[Chick McGee]

They had was a puppy that was all outfitted in the canine and it was getting ready to do it drills. And it just rolled over on its back, put all four legs in the air. He flunked.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. It's a fascinating way to have a career in law enforcement. I think. Think these dogs are so amazing and so beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

I saw in one of those cop shows or live on patrol or whatever, they canine guy had. These two people finally pulled over, but they weren't getting out of the car. So the K9 guy came up, busted out the back window, and just shoves the dog into the car.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. That'll get you out.

[Chick McGee]

And just. And just stood back and the guys come flying out. I think I missed my calling. I should be a K9 officer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you were attacked by a dog in here, weren't you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but I. You guys thought that was funny. And I was. I was not scared at all because the canine they brought in, the canine unit was much smaller than either dog I had. So I really was. It was like kind of like playing with a puppy. But he grabbed onto my arm. I had the sleeve on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he grabbed onto that and I kind of lifted him up a little bit and he would not let go. Man, oh, man. But it was like, oh, okay, that's cute. You know?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's cute.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

My best friend growing up, her dad was a K9 officer. And he had two dogs, Demon and Xando, I think was the other one Demon. And. Yeah. And once a year he would come bring it to our grade school and he would put on the whole suit and go out on the football field and he would get like a 70 yard head start. And they'd release that dog from the end zone and that thing would just missile him down. And you're like, I'm never running from a canine. They're like, we got the dogs. My hands are up. I'm walking out. Please don't release the dog. Those things were scary.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't. I wouldn't mess with it. I can't even bring her in here. She's beautiful dog.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know her name?

[Jeff Oskay]

I do. I want to say Officer Sadie as Micah.

[Christy Lee]

Would he bring the suit and let it chase me across the lawn? Take me down.

[Chick McGee]

And who wants to see Oscar be tackled by a canine unit?

[Christy Lee]

Everyone.

[Josh Arnold]

I think everyone does.

[Chick McGee]

Everyone does.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Let's do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Everyone.

[Chick McGee]

That would be amazing.

[Christy Lee]

With my luck, he'd miss a suit. Just get me right in the jugular.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. As well.

[Christy Lee]

Blood spurting all Over.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I guess that they say about that Bleed out. Bleed out time is true.

[Josh Arnold]

Seven minutes we failed to mention. Cover your neck. Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Holy heck.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, Josh, if you're listening, give me a text. Maybe he might bring her in. I don't know. It's. She's pretty amazing dog, though. To watch them go through their training is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, they're brilliant. I mean, those dogs are so smart.

[Chick McGee]

Smarter than I am.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, gosh. Yeah. Both my dogs are smarter than I am. They're just sitting around watching.

[Jeff Oskay]

How much trivia do they know?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's true.

[Jeff Oskay]

Come on, take him to a trivia contest and see who's smarter.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what do you think? No, it was Tom Bosley who played Richie's dad on Happy Day. What the hell are you trying to do, Demon Ain't Christmas. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't Barry Bostwick.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, Joey, you know better than that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Coming up, we'll have our special guest.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not that they don't know anything. They just get wrong. They get it wrong.

[Chick McGee]

They thought Bosley was on Charlie's Angels, and that was. They get him confused with Tom Bosley and.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

Bosley on Charlie's Angels?

[Chick McGee]

Charlie, the guy, Bosley. He. He was the local guy. And Charlie was on the phone.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

He handled him in person. Bosley, was it?

[Josh Arnold]

Bill Forsyth on the phone?

[Jeff Oskay]

John Forsyth.

[Josh Arnold]

John. Not his boy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, But Tom Bosley played Howard Cunningham, owner of the hardware store. Sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay. That's why.

[Josh Arnold]

And then later, Father Dowling Mysteries.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. With the girl who looks more like a horse than the other girl who looks like a horse. One of the Nelson. No one. The Nelson kid. Oh, whatever her name. Hey, comedian Pat McGahn coming back and we'll have something. Yeah, we're gonna come back. You can't stop us. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bobandtomobandtom.com welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I'm a mess. There's Christy Lee of the Stylac Insurance News desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think you look very handsome.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you very much. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Jeff. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and we are joined by comedian Pat McGann.

[Pat McGann]

Hey, good morning.

[Chick McGee]

How are you? Morning. Check. Howard. You.

[Pat McGann]

I'm doing well. Good to be here.

[Josh Arnold]

Great to see you, Pat.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah, good to see you.

[Chick McGee]

Guys, Pat is cultivating the my look. The tracksuit look.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I. The track jacket look. I like that. I, I.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a good look.

[Chick McGee]

It stripes on my sleeve.

[Josh Arnold]

It's relaxed, but in no way sloppy.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. It's not sloppy. It does. We do look more or less put together.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I think Al Jackson started this. I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not like me with my hoodie.

[Pat McGann]

It protects the Pitt now, too, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, is that it?

[Pat McGann]

That's big.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Pat McGann]

That's one of the reasons I had to layer up a lot of them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You over you. Well, tell. Let's tell our story about the super Pitter.

[Jeff Oskay]

Super pitter.

[Chick McGee]

Who is Tommy Jonigan?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He sweats a lot on stage.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how much stage he's on anymore, but yeah. He had to wear. Didn't he have to wear feminine hygiene pads under his.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he did try that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was something. Something else. It was something else, Pat. I don't. He would have pitted right through the tracksuit, actually.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So, Jeff, you're a sweater.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm horrible.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you a sweat towel comedian? Do you bring one of those? Yeah, you want. You do?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Me and Cedric the Entertainer, we both bring a big bath towel on stage.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice. That's really nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you reference it when you use it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I mean, I try to make some stupid, like, silly reference to it, but whatever. The current president, you know, like, I'm sweating up here worse than Biden trying to give a speech, you know, some stupid. No matter who the. Kirk.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Whoever it is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's. That's who I throw under the bus.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, are you. What about your personal life? You married? You otherwise, you got kids? Divorced. Divorced, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Did we. Did we know that from last time? Was it kind of the last time we saw you? Maybe it was.

[Chick McGee]

You were going through.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah, maybe I was telling you in between.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And commercials.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It might not have been.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's on air, then.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's public.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

So you are divorced, huh?

[Pat McGann]

I am. And via Zoom.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You got divorced on Zoom. Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Can you believe that?

[Chick McGee]

I can.

[Pat McGann]

Am I divorced? I mean, I am, but it's like, can we be, like, a little bit more. Can we dress it up? Shouldn't we be on teams or something? That would feel more official.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're not on. You're not a team anymore. You can't be on teams.

[Pat McGann]

That's a real thing. The Zoom divorce. And it is like, energy because I got in there early and there's, you know, chatter in the squares. One guy was like, throwing a party, like, just, you know, screaming, like, I'm getting divorced today. His lawyer's like, mute yourself, Alejandro. Mute yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Are you one of those single dads on the weekend with the kids or.

[Pat McGann]

Or it's even split. So I have them. You know, my days are Mondays, Tuesdays, and then every other weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat McGann]

So it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's good.

[Pat McGann]

I like the schedule. It's a lot easier to parent when you have time off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When you know there's. There's an end, you're not there for the duration.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of like World War II. They were there until it was over, you know? Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

This is like stepping out. But I get a lot of time with my kids because, you know, they're busy. I get, you know, playing sports. I got one in hockey, fourth grade, had a tryout. Can you believe that? He had a tryout.

[Chick McGee]

Try out to make the hockey team. He's in fourth grade.

[Pat McGann]

You know what the tryout was? Can you come up with $2,500?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

That was the tryout. He came home, he's like, dad, I made the team. He's like, I know. Got the fraud alert from Chase. I replied one, you're on the squad.

[Christy Lee]

Is that travel hot hockey?

[Pat McGann]

It is light travel, so.

[Chick McGee]

Not like I've heard that hockey is the most expensive youth hockey's crazy. Your children can get.

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of unfortunately expensive.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah. It's kind of ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

And it's like, you know, now as a parent, you're on the team too. You gotta, like, dive all. You gotta manage the schedule. You join a group text. Every team comes with a group text.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's fun.

[Pat McGann]

This thing is blowing up more than my family. Group text.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Pat McGann]

Like fourth of July. It was lighting up like, hey, who's that? Grandma and grandpa. Like, no, it's the hockey team. Yeah. Just thinking about you guys. Guys too.

[Chick McGee]

We're. We're thankful we're on the team. Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

And there's always someone in there oversharing. Like, Brooks can't make practice tonight. My mother in law had a stroke. We're going to be in ICU till we see things through. Go Knights.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

So it's all takes over your life. But it's good. I'm happy and I think the kids are doing well.

[Chick McGee]

So. Can I ask how old you are?

[Pat McGann]

I am. I will be. I just turned 49 in May. Okay, so knocking on the door.

[Chick McGee]

And how old are the kids?

[Pat McGann]

My daughter just turned 13. Thirteen. My son just turned 12. And then I got a guy who will be 11 in September.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now, was. Was it your daughter that was doing gymnastics? Was it.

[Pat McGann]

She was, like, way back.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat McGann]

Which was, like, ridiculous. You know, she couldn't even do. I don't know. It's like, why are we teaching them gymnastics when they're, you know, three, four years old? Like, they don't even know how to, you know, tie their shoes. Like you can't do a somersault.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Pat McGann]

I used to have a bit about the gymnastics thing, but it was a long time ago, before the divorce, and now I can't remember.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry about that.

[Pat McGann]

You're like, I'm doing gymnastics right now.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I've been divorced.

[Pat McGann]

Am I sweating?

[Chick McGee]

I've been divorced three times.

[Pat McGann]

Have you really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Christy's been divorced three times. Oh, that's Oscar. You've been divorced once?

[Christy Lee]

Twice.

[Chick McGee]

Twice. I didn't know you were. Twice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Two times, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I've never been married, so.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

So you're the smart one.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. I'll take this, everybody. How nice for you.

[Josh Arnold]

It has been pretty nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The money has been mine.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

You should be running the support group, then, for all of us here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they don't like to hear any love anything, really.

[Chick McGee]

I love everything about my. Shut up. A good friend will tell you to shut up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Where do you live, Pat?

[Pat McGann]

Chicago.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a big pool there.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah. I mean, I love it. I mean, you know, and people.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you dating?

[Pat McGann]

Trash about. I am. Yes. I'm dating someone, and I think it's serious all of a sudden because, like, the texts have changed.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Pat McGann]

You know, like, I used to get, like, selfies or, like, a link. Like, hey, we should go here. Now I'm getting like, hey, watch this video on how to listen better. Here's a reel about emotional intelligence. I don't know how to respond to those texts.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Pat McGann]

I was like, heart it. Like, click the heart. And then, like, so true.

[Chick McGee]

Listen better. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you start texting back. I know, right?

[Christy Lee]

A lot.

[Chick McGee]

That's okie doke.

[Pat McGann]

The exclamation point's great, too. Like, oh, yeah, I'm with you.

[Chick McGee]

You've said that.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you date? Kind of play the field, if you will, before you got this. This new relation?

[Pat McGann]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

You know, I was just kind of. And Then I met.

[Chick McGee]

Were you. Were you dating while you were married? Is that why you had to get. Yes. Is that what happened?

[Pat McGann]

Yeah, that's how it all.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Pat McGann]

No, I.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Pat McGann]

You know, when you're kind of getting out of it, you're not really thinking, like, I'm a. I want to be with someone exclusively right away. You know, I mean, I used to do a bit about that, you know, because when I was married, it was like, hey, you wish. You think you're gonna marry, you know, make meet someone just like me? Is it like. You know, it's like, yeah, that's what I want. When I get divorced, I just wanna. Same storyline, different cast.

[Josh Arnold]

A reboot.

[Chick McGee]

This is where you yell at me for no reason. Okay, Christy, what's. What's going on in the world of news?

[Jeff Oskay]

This is for you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Discovery Channel Shark Week kicks off with a unique twist this year. Have you heard about this?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know which.

[Chick McGee]

Someone from Discovery Network's gonna bring a. And bite you on the leg.

[Jeff Oskay]

Dancing with Sharks, Hosted by former Dancing with the Stars host Tom Bergeron.

[Josh Arnold]

I did see the commercial for this show.

[Jeff Oskay]

The show features scuba diving, shark handlers performing underwater dances.

[Chick McGee]

You're kidding me.

[Jeff Oskay]

With hammerhead sharks?

[Chick McGee]

You're kidding me.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I'm not.

[Pat McGann]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Can't be real Hammerheads.

[Josh Arnold]

The ugliest of the sharks.

[Chick McGee]

Ugliest. The weirdest.

[Jeff Oskay]

They have to bump into things all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that hammer keeps them from doing that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I know their eyes are. But still, it.

[Josh Arnold]

It seems very odd.

[Jeff Oskay]

Stuck in a rock.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, they can't go through doors like a great white. Can they?

[Chick McGee]

Are there. Are. Are their eyes really out on the ends of the hammers?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

They're odd.

[Chick McGee]

I can't. I always thought they were in the head. In the head?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, they're.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a gun. I got to look at the picture of them. They're. They're more hideous than I thought.

[Pat McGann]

They're good dancers, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently very light of foot.

[Pat McGann]

I mean, you imagine being on, like, the crew for this show. Like, hey, I got good news. I got a gig, babe. New show, but I'm gonna be underwater filming sharks dancing.

[Jeff Oskay]

The week long programming also includes shows on shark attacks. Of course, that's what they usually do. Mysterious shark species.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Jeff Oskay]

And even a great white sex battle. I know. What does that mean?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's the tease.

[Chick McGee]

So white people having sex. What are they talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think I've even Seen a human sex battle?

[Jeff Oskay]

I. I think they mean the great white shark chick.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, great white shark.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you click on a porn clip that said sex battle? I guess I would. Just to see what it was.

[Chick McGee]

I would be curious. Yeah. Yeah. These hammerhead sharks are wild looking. I had no idea. Why did I think their eyes were in the middle of their head when they're out at the end of the hammer?

[Josh Arnold]

You tried to apply some sort of logic. Yeah, yeah. Normalness to them.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they could see around. Why did they make them look like.

[Josh Arnold]

They can look at their own tail?

[Pat McGann]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The hell?

[Chick McGee]

What's coming up, Chrissy?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I don't know. What do we have? A chugging Tabasco sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

Chugging Tabasco?

[Chick McGee]

Hi. I don't have a personality. I just eat hot stuff. That's right. That makes me really, really interesting. Okay, whatever you say, dude.

[Jeff Oskay]

We have the latest from the box office over the weekend. If you went to the movies.

[Chick McGee]

And how's Superman doing, Josh?

[Jeff Oskay]

Ended all right.

[Josh Arnold]

Do we know it seems to be doing okay. They wish it were doing a little better, but it's fine. It's not. It's not a disaster or anything.

[Jeff Oskay]

And we're going to talk about that because coming up this weekend, big competition.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

That Marvel movie comes out, but we'll talk about it.

[Chick McGee]

What Marvel movie?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Fantastic Four.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. With Pedro. I just.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just off of it. I don't care at all about these eight.

[Christy Lee]

The four.

[Josh Arnold]

You hate the four. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I've never got into it my entire childhood before.

[Chick McGee]

I'll say it again. I don't know how a superhero will help by bursting into flames. I don't know how he could help that way. I don't. I don't get it. Yeah, hi. He's here. Okay, well, he's on fire. All right. Yeah, well, that makes him fall.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't handcuff me.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee's at The Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick McGee across the way.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

As is Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold. There's Jeff Osk.

[Christy Lee]

What's up, buddy?

[Josh Arnold]

And we're joined by one of our favorite comedians, Pat McGann. Pat, good to see you.

[Pat McGann]

Hey, great to be here.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Pat.

[Pat McGann]

What's up?

[Chick McGee]

So what have you been doing? You've been on the road, You've been out there. You've been your day skating. You've got kids everywhere. You're playing hockey.

[Pat McGann]

Playing hockey, traveling. I just got back from. I did take, like, a week off. Went to.

[Chick McGee]

So comedians who are on tour do take vacations, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

A little getaway.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Well, my. My parents actually rented a place in Michigan, like a lake house.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat McGann]

So I went up there, which is great because my parents are getting older, though, which is kind of tough to see, you know? And I know they're getting older because I go to their condo and it's very hot. That's when you know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat McGann]

But when it gets, like, balmy in the habitat, you're getting near the credits.

[Chick McGee]

That's true. Close to the credits.

[Pat McGann]

And I give him crap about it, too. Like, what is going on? Like, are you typing your age into the thermostat? Do you have a wrestling match this weekend? You're trying to sweat it out. You got to make weight.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wonder what that's all about.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah, I don't know. They just get a little cold.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know. I. I'm colder.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Jeff Oskay]

Warmer.

[Chick McGee]

71 or 69. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What do you. What's your thermostat set at?

[Jeff Oskay]

70.

[Chick McGee]

70.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See, I don't like even numbers. That's my problem.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't like odd numbers. That's so. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. That explains a Lot.

[Pat McGann]

What about the temperature?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so did you do anything with your parents, like a picnic or went out to the Michigan nightlife or. I'm so sick of Michigan I could spit.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah, we just hung out, you know, which is nice because usually like historically my parents took us on vacations. We had to like learn things. That's what our summer, you know, we would go like Williamsburg, Virginia, you know, that would be like our spring break going to colonial America. And then you go back to school, try and compete with other kids, come back from like Disneyland and you know, trying to tell you a story about Space Mountain. Like, hey, can I show you guys how to churn butter in some yarn?

[Chick McGee]

Well, a lot of people have given me grief for this in my childhood vacations. But I didn't think it was weird when we were doing it. And I still don't think it's weird. Maybe because I lived it. But for our vacations as a family, there were only the three of us. My mom and dad and me. We would go to neighboring town around laundromats and do our laundry and then we would drive. We would drive back home. That is a true.

[Jeff Oskay]

So you only did a date?

[Chick McGee]

A day trip. A day trip if you will.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like on a tank of gas.

[Chick McGee]

Like one at the beginning of the week, one at the end of the week and nothing showy.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you have lunch at a town restaurant?

[Pat McGann]

Yep, we do that in between cycles or.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why people continue to make fun fun of me. Because of this.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it was just asking.

[Pat McGann]

I thought you brought it up for that.

[Chick McGee]

No, you're right. And yeah, I would play in the laundry baskets.

[Christy Lee]

I had to spend some time at the laundromat this weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

And man, there's nothing that makes you feel like you haven't accomplished what you're supposed to than being at the laundromat and being probably the only English speaker. I mean actually, let's just say if you worked for ICE and you needed like the laundromat, some sort of quota. Yeah, I mean man, people that just got here yesterday and I've been here my whole life and we're doing laundry at the same place right next to each other. Like I haven't succeeded.

[Pat McGann]

I'm surprised it didn't feel like vacation.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I feel like.

[Christy Lee]

I should have brought the kids.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't even think if you'd taken me. It was feel like vacation to me.

[Josh Arnold]

I never minded the laundromat when I had to do it. I Never minded it. I. You got all. You got four loads done in one hour?

[Jeff Oskay]

Pretty much.

[Josh Arnold]

Or two hours.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. Sit there and read a book while you're.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't terrible.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I was doing the whole family's laundry and most of it was lady clothes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And a couple of the gentlemen watching me fold clothes, I think thought that I. That's how I roll. Like, I am a cross dresser who was just doing my laundry on the.

[Josh Arnold]

Weekend instead of just, oh, that man has a wife and a family. They went cross dress.

[Pat McGann]

When you have to wash your wife's clothes, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that changes it. 7:00 clock on a Saturday morning was all men.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. At the laundry, no women, which was awesome. And no offense, Chris, and. But yeah, it was all single men and me.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Pat McGann]

So does it change like when you're making out with your wife? It's like, hey, I'm not going to rip this shirt off. I'm going to lay this out. You probably wear this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You're invested in it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Fold that properly. So what happened to your washer and dryer at home? Did it on the fritz.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I got a new one coming this week.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look at me go. So you had to go through the. You had to go through the organizing quarters or what did I take?

[Christy Lee]

Credit cards, Laundromat.

[Josh Arnold]

You take.

[Christy Lee]

Tap it. You just tap with your credit card.

[Josh Arnold]

With your own card. You don't have to fill one of their cards. Okay.

[Pat McGann]

Can I ask you, does your washer have a agitator at home?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat McGann]

The one you just are getting to?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat McGann]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are you anti agitator?

[Pat McGann]

No, I'm pro agitator. But I hear they're harder to find now. Like, they're not phasing those out. Yeah, but it's a better wash.

[Christy Lee]

I have my choice between the two. I went agitator.

[Chick McGee]

You know, my washer is front loader and it does not have an agitator.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have top loader, but it does not have an agitator.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently non agitator takes like 10 to 15 minutes longer a load than the agitator.

[Jeff Oskay]

That makes sense to get your clothes clean.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, do you think the washboard was effective when you.

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

You would?

[Chick McGee]

I think it was effective as a household item, but not effective as a musical.

[Josh Arnold]

See? No, I. I insist. I wish there were more washboards in music.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's a very pleasing.

[Chick McGee]

You can hear a washboard in a musical. Are there.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there any popular song? What is the most popular song, do you think, with a washboard in it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that's a Google question. Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Ticky tack, tack, tack tickets. Don't wear thimbles on your fingers when you play the washboard.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the. The newbies. Yeah. I mean, if you're a veteran, you're calloused enough to be able to.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's impressive.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you rather hear a washboard or spoons?

[Chick McGee]

And that is a tough, tough call. All. I think washboard. Now.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't beat spoon Man.

[Chick McGee]

I think washboard would be the.

[Josh Arnold]

Are there spoons being played in spoon Man? Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

While pinpointing the most popular song featuring a washboard is subjective, of course, and depends on the genre and the era, it appears that Coney Island Washboard by the Mills Brothers is a strong contender for the most well known and widely recognized song, Coney Island Washboard that prominently features.

[Pat McGann]

It does slap. I've heard that. That's a good one.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

A good jug band is hard to beat.

[Chick McGee]

I think there's a. There's a band called Reverend Peyton's Big Band.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they have a washboard.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure they do. I think her name is Breezy. Breezy Payton.

[Chick McGee]

Brie. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're good. I like them.

[Chick McGee]

He's great.

[Christy Lee]

Pat said the word sl.

[Josh Arnold]

Lap. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Which is very young. You must have gotten that from your kids. That's a very young term.

[Pat McGann]

Oh, that's how they talk now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I got this from my son this weekend. He's 18. That I hadn't heard before. We didn't win anything. I don't mind. There were some that were low key. Buns.

[Josh Arnold]

Buns.

[Christy Lee]

Bunz.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know that one path?

[Pat McGann]

I know. Bunch of cussing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I do, too. That's like, when something tastes good, right?

[Pat McGann]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently. But because I go, wait, buns, question mark. He goes, buns like, they suck ass.

[Pat McGann]

Oh, that's great.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it. I like it, too.

[Pat McGann]

They come up with good ones.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Give them that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

You know, but it's. They have a different language, and they're not gonna have, like, a final deathbed saying. I've been talking about, like, this generation, when they check out years from now, it's gonna be like, hey, what do you say? Before he passed, like, he didn't say anything. He text me and me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

And then he was struggling to open his eyes. Was just like, yeet, six, seven.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't someone famous. Was it Oscar Wilde or somebody who says their last words were either this wallpaper goes or I do?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Just something completely incredibly glib, even whilst dying.

[Pat McGann]

That's rough though. He probably had it written like, ready do I do, do I deliver it now?

[Chick McGee]

This wallpaper goes where I dot, dot, dot, type. Top this, pal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good Lord.

[Josh Arnold]

What's 67 mean?

[Pat McGann]

I don't know. That's another thing that I'm hearing from my kids. They say six, seven all the time. I think it's from a song, but I don't know what it means.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't heard that one yet.

[Pat McGann]

That's why it's fun watching them try and talk with, like with my parents when my parents come over. Like, I don't know if you ever get stuck between those generations, you're really trying to keep all of them off their screens. Like, hey, mom, you want to stop coloring on that for a minute?

[Chick McGee]

Six, seven, it says on my AI. Currently six, seven. Widely recognized as a popular tick tock trend originating from the drill rap song Doot Doot D O O T by Skrilla.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Many associated with an NBA player. LaMelo Ball who sits.

[Josh Arnold]

But we don't know necessarily what it means.

[Chick McGee]

Referencing test scores 67%. I don't, I don't.

[Pat McGann]

None of it makes sense, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

That's what I call brain rot. Like, they're just like, you know? But when my mom is trying to talk to my grandson or her grandson, my son, it's like she needs a glossary, you know?

[Christy Lee]

Are you the translator?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Try to. She engaged.

[Chick McGee]

Tries to engage.

[Pat McGann]

Like, hey, how's summer going? He's like, bro, you know, it's like, yeah, buddy, come on, we gotta like, it's your grandmother.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I asked my son the other day if he had ever drank alcohol. He goes, bruh, I'm 18. Of course I drank alcohol. I'm like, bra. I'm not a bra. You can't bra your dad. If anything, my pa. Yeah, you don't bra your dad.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah. I'm literally not your brother.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thanks for joining us today. Christy, what do you have over there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I don't have much.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

A man's been arrested after police say he was seen chugging a bottle of Tabasco sauce and challenging random folks to fight him in a Nevada parking lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead, take a swing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Officers with the Sparks police department responded to the area after a guy was Seen shirtless, allegedly challenging those around him.

[Josh Arnold]

We all. Were we all picturing shirtless.

[Jeff Oskay]

You were picturing.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I don't think I was the suspect. 48 year old Michael Smith, old enough to know better, responded with what the Sparks police department called choice words when he was confronted by a security guard and asked to leave. He then pulled out a knife and challenged the guard.

[Josh Arnold]

Stick you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Police arrived, found Smith still shirtless, carrying the knife around in his sheath. Boy, that's something.

[Josh Arnold]

A sheath knife.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This all tracks though. Shirtless.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Knife.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hot sauce.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hot sauce.

[Chick McGee]

Hot sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

Wanting to fight.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was arrested on charges of a deadly weapon. Possession of drug paraphernalia. Part of the problem.

[Josh Arnold]

Drugs.

[Jeff Oskay]

It doesn't say anything about the.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you think they call it dope? Right.

[Christy Lee]

Anything better than watching some like really raged up person get tased? Like just they're running or they're just coming at them and they just freeze up and just do the straight fall into the concrete.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now we know what you watch on the Internet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Watching people get. I think Jeff just looks out the front door.

[Chick McGee]

Have you, have you watched that? Made a. Made an effort to watch that online, like put that in a search?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Oh, it's awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Cuz when they taste him, he's like pouring hot sauce in his own eyes.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys like the Tabasco?

[Chick McGee]

Ig? I don't care for it. Don't care for it. Don't want to know about it.

[Jeff Oskay]

My husband puts it on his eggs. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What did you say, Pat?

[Pat McGann]

I don't. I can't handle it.

[Chick McGee]

No, I can't.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't like hot sauce?

[Pat McGann]

Not too much. Not really. No, I can't.

[Chick McGee]

And somehow I managed to function without.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like when it hurts.

[Christy Lee]

That's the thing.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't get nine Ghost pepp. Good for you.

[Christy Lee]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I learned sriracha.

[Chick McGee]

Sure, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Instead of the Tabasco.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't think I've ever had that. That's the one with the dragon on it and the green.

[Christy Lee]

The rooster sauce.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's it? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The cock sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

The sauce.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what yours.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I asked for at the restaurant.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is it really?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, you know, I bet occasionally you get it. You may not know it.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you if I were you, I'd stay away from the chowder.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if these are in order, but these are the top 10 condiments.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought for a while their sriracha had ketchup beat.

[Chick McGee]

I thought so. Ketchup number one, followed by mayonnaise. Sorry, Christy. Soy sauce.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mayonnaise.

[Chick McGee]

Easier.

[Jeff Oskay]

See?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Pat McGann]

I don't like mayo.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing. You don't want it on anything now. What about.

[Pat McGann]

I'll heck take it like tuna salad.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like I can't even do that.

[Pat McGann]

Depends on who it's with, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

What do you mean I don't like it?

[Chick McGee]

Like if you're ex wife would.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I hate mayonnaise with my ex wife.

[Chick McGee]

Soy sauce, barbecue sauce, mustard, salsa, then hot sauce, then sriracha, then some, then spicy chili paste. Harissa. Harissa.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's good. That makes a great wing. You ever do that on the grill?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Harissa, chicken. Chicken thighs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no kidding?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, really very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

You cook a lot?

[Pat McGann]

Lot, Pat, Not a lot, but enough, you know.

[Chick McGee]

You cook dad stuff though. Yeah, like pasta, Pasta and marinara or something?

[Pat McGann]

No, I have like a few things. I. I mix it up. I just did. Like I have a crock pot I'll do. You know, I did pull pork recently. I grill out a lot of burgers, chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you a brat guy?

[Pat McGann]

Not too much.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

I don't like the sausages that much. I like a hot dog, a Vienna beef. Like all beef hot dogs. Um, but I don't have. My dad cooked a lot, so I like. I kind of want to be that guy, but I'm. It's so much time and then, then the cleanup and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, chick.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you cook very much?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't think so.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean you make reservations? What? I'm. I call doordash.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Actually I haven't been doordashing lately as much, so I'm sure.

[Josh Arnold]

What have you been doing?

[Jeff Oskay]

What are you new how you eat?

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to make. I'm trying to be more aware of my lessons, leftovers, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I got you.

[Chick McGee]

I've been doing that. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure I'll get an email. Are you okay? Stuff like that, Man.

[Josh Arnold]

Oscar, how many people live in your house?

[Christy Lee]

Five.

[Josh Arnold]

When you doordash, is it just an automatic 150 bucks?

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Northwards.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's a little bit north of. Yeah, 150.

[Jeff Oskay]

But you cook all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's because DoorDash cost over 150.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm really impressed by Jeff. Jeff put out a menu every week.

[Christy Lee]

I'll be honest, the put a menu out sometimes like an elementary school. I'll be honest, the amount of times I've gone to doordash Spent an hour picking of restaurant, then picking all of the ingredient, you know, all the order. And then I hit total and I go, oh, it looks like I'm cooking at home tonight. And I, I trash the order and go in and cook because I'm like, well, I'm not spending 175 on Chinese tonight.

[Josh Arnold]

Car payment.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I'm going to go, yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Oscar elementary Woolies. That could be your.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I look at you and I think, woolly, woolly, man.

[Jeff Oskay]

By your cooking. It's in. It's great.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Jeff Oskay]

You were really never.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Never eaten anything you make. You might be. You might be doing it and doing it a lot, but it all might taste like trash. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

My. My kids I'm making, they have friends from outtown. They're like, can you make the smash burgers this week, dad? I'm making the smash smash burgers.

[Pat McGann]

That's impressive.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's great, right?

[Christy Lee]

Smash burgers making smash sauce, which they don't know. It's just ketchup and mayo and Worcestershire sauce. They think I'm. I'm killing it.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, you're in there with some on it. Not for the kids, for your kids.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, somehow more the accidental stutter made it even worse. We really doubled down on it.

[Jeff Oskay]

We're gonna, we're gonna wash our mouths out with soap now.

[Pat McGann]

I was like, can I say this? I'm just gonna say he said it.

[Chick McGee]

Not only can he said it, we're.

[Josh Arnold]

Gonna make sure they heard it.

[Jeff Oskay]

And we're gonna come back with our history lesson, aren't we?

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

This is the bomb.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, welcome back.

[Josh Arnold]

We're. It's a Monday, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Chase of the Monday.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever notice those people don't make the Mondays any easier when they, they're.

[Chick McGee]

They don't, do they? No.

[Josh Arnold]

But we'll make your Monday easier. That's right. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Chick McGee, Ace Cosby, Jeff Oskay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Josh Arnold and we're joined by comedian Pat McGann.

[Pat McGann]

I got the Mondays.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. That's a shame.

[Pat McGann]

No, I'm very happy to be here. I mean, come on, we're happy to have you. It's a great Monday.

[Chick McGee]

What's a, what's a fascinating physical trait that you have that we'd be amazed by? Maybe. Physical trait? Yeah, you can write with both hands or.

[Pat McGann]

Oh, man, I don't really have that. I don't have, like, I'm not double jointed. I don't have like, you can see.

[Chick McGee]

In the dark incredibly well.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Pat McGann]

I don't really have, I don't, I'm losing eyesight. I feel like that's what's going on right now, which is very suddenly, like.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of quick happening. Yes. Quick.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Like the close up. So.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you need reading.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're almost 50. That happens.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So somebody said, are my eyes bad or are my arms.

[Josh Arnold]

That guy, he comments on Mondays.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have any plans to do anything about it, Pat, or.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What are you gonna do?

[Pat McGann]

No, I'm talking about like, I just, just realized it during the break.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you sure your eyes aren't just glazing over with boredom?

[Chick McGee]

That could be. That happens a lot in here.

[Josh Arnold]

I've done it. I've done it.

[Pat McGann]

No, the last few, like, couple months, you know, like, reading a menu, especially in, like, a dimly lit restaurant, like, it's difficult. So, yeah, I guess I'll have to do something. Something about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Right now I'm just handing it to my girlfriend or taking a picture of it and zooming in.

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's the magnifier app that you can get.

[Pat McGann]

Oh, is there?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat McGann]

There you go. That's what I need.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that? The infomercial. Are you having trouble reading manuals? It's like a. It's like a credit card, and it's one big. It's a magnifying. Magnifying square that you.

[Josh Arnold]

And you could keep it in your wallet.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Much. Where the credit card would go or where a credit card would go, probably.

[Chick McGee]

That guy laugh at us. We sold a billion of those. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then the app came out and, boy, he's out of business.

[Josh Arnold]

I was not aware of the magnifying app.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I use.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Something else.

[Josh Arnold]

And you know what I mostly need it for? Like, prescription bottles.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Everything should turn into that font that, like, gets bigger. Like now on the iPhone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat McGann]

That's where it's probably going to go. Like, everything will be digital and, like, the word will just, like, increase the size and then tracked and, like, everyone will be able to consume it at the same time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you have your text messages on your phone now? Real big?

[Pat McGann]

No, I don't. No, it's not to that point. It's not to that point. I like sitting behind those people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah, right.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't have yours. You don't. Yours is a normal size.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I work, but I wear corrective.

[Chick McGee]

Lenses or whatever do you have, but, you know, reading. Are those bifocals?

[Josh Arnold]

They're progressives.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, so better.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. My text isn't that big yet.

[Josh Arnold]

No, not at all. Not at all.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna hold up your text?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Tom's. You should see his.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

They're like theater marquee.

[Chick McGee]

One word take up the whole screen.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mine's pretty.

[Josh Arnold]

How's your eyesight, Jeff?

[Chick McGee]

It's bad.

[Jeff Oskay]

Real big.

[Josh Arnold]

It's bad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. When I cook something holy hell frozen, I have to have the kids come in, read the directions to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you like.

[Christy Lee]

Does that say 375? They're like, no, it says 450. I'm like, I'm close.

[Pat McGann]

Hey, Josh, Chrissy just held up a cue card.

[Chick McGee]

Show that to Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Big.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's not as big though. It'll go bigger than this.

[Josh Arnold]

And BJ was the first thing I saw.

[Jeff Oskay]

It says ibj not just.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm glad to know that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, IBJ as often as you like.

[Pat McGann]

Just thought of the sauce thing again.

[Chick McGee]

Good girl.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right, Great Publication. Okay, you have our history lesson there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, son of a gun, we did.

[Jeff Oskay]

That.

[Chick McGee]

Time of the day, Mr. Half Assed. What's going on over there today in history? July 21st. Let's see. On this date in 1925, the so called monkey trial ended in Dayton, Tennessee. John T. Scopes found guilty of violating state law for teaching Darwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

The old Inherit the Wind.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, with Spencer Tracy and the Other guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Fantastic movie.

[Chick McGee]

And Clarence Darrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's not their names in the movies though. But they're. They're equally august names they've picked. Yes, yes, I believe Dick York the first. Darren in Samantha the Bewitched is. Yeah, let's see. Apollo 11 astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin Buzz Aldrin. Blast. Is off from the moon on this day in 1969.

[Josh Arnold]

Allegedly.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, for those of you who believe the moon landing.

[Josh Arnold]

They left the Paramount lot. I believe is what you mean.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. They went out for lunch at Pink's Hot Dogs and then came back and wrapped everything up.

[Pat McGann]

Are you kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat McGann]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm not.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm absolutely kidding.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not. I'm. I think it's fake.

[Josh Arnold]

You really do. Interesting.

[Pat McGann]

It is getting to this point. Wait, before we start, what was your class rank in High School?

[Christy Lee]

147. Out of 148.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. No, that's not bad. That's not bad at all.

[Christy Lee]

No, listen, I. You guys have like. I like if you've ever used like a cricket phone or like a Tebow, like it will lose service and if it's within like a three story building. That was back in the 60s. How are they shooting such amazing video back to earth when we couldn't even do that back then, huh?

[Pat McGann]

Usa, baby.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, so you get the thing leaving the moon. How'd you get that tape? Did you land back down and pick the tape back up and take it off with you?

[Josh Arnold]

Which tape?

[Christy Lee]

There's video of the thing shooting off from the moon. Correct.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is there?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So how'd you get that tape? You left the recorder behind. How'd you get the tape?

[Pat McGann]

I feel that there is a body of evidence out there. That I don't. We don't need to speak on it. It's just. It's out there. We did it. We got. We're moving on to other stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

We may not know the exact technical specifications.

[Pat McGann]

My favorite part of all this is the people that they. We didn't land on the moon. Believe we're going to colonize Mars. It's like, which one?

[Chick McGee]

I would like to applaud your passion.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

My thing is, okay, when Bush was. He's like, oh, we're going back to the moon in 20 years. We should be able to go tomorrow. If we had the technology back in the 60s, how come we need now 20 years of new technology to get back there?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. That.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Look it up.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? You've. You've turned me.

[Christy Lee]

All I'm saying is do your own research.

[Chick McGee]

What is that? Great. Must have been a meme. Your bumper sticker has totally changed my mind on that topic. Birthdays today. Oh, the H, man. You sit at the typewriter until blood comes out of your forehead. Ernest Hemingway. Oh. Born on this day in 1890. That's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

That must mean Key west had their party over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

One true sentence. Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I missed it again.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And we kept saying this was the.

[Chick McGee]

Year I gotta get. Well, maybe next year's the year.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat McCann. I don't know if you know this stunning, uncanny resemblance to Ernest.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

In many, the grayer I get, the.

[Chick McGee]

More I look like it. Yeah. Let's see. Don Knotts. Born on this day in 1924. 4.

[Josh Arnold]

I love him.

[Chick McGee]

Barney. Man had one.

[Josh Arnold]

The reluctant astronaut.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's this coming weekend. Not missed it.

[Chick McGee]

I've got time to get down there. Oh, my God. Can you imagine? Why would I. Okay, on this, in 1938, on this date, Janet Reno was born. Does anybody know who Janet Reno was?

[Pat McGann]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And in fact, they have a parade in Waco today.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Celebrating her birthday.

[Chick McGee]

The only time I liked for a longer time than I normally do. Will Ferrell was when he played. It's Reno.

[Josh Arnold]

That was pretty good casting.

[Pat McGann]

Oh, yeah. The dance party.

[Christy Lee]

Is she what you would refer. Is she, like, the definition of a handsome woman?

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's being kind.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think. No, I don't even think she's a handsome woman.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, she's.

[Chick McGee]

I think a handsome woman means she'd be a pretty. A. A handsome guy, I guess. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, she's tough on the eyes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, she is. What are you gonna do?

[Pat McGann]

And on the Branch Davidians, she was incredibly tough.

[Chick McGee]

It's Reno time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday to Cat Stevens. How very young. What will you leave?

[Josh Arnold]

I love Cat Stevenson. Is he back to Cat Stevens?

[Chick McGee]

It says Cat Stevens.

[Josh Arnold]

Or is he still named Islam? Islam.

[Jeff Oskay]

Islam yourself the most or something.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with you?

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't that his name?

[Jeff Oskay]

It was. You saw something.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah. He changed his name today, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Today's Robin Williams birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Celebrate that. I'm gonna watch Bicentennial Man.

[Chick McGee]

John Lovitz and I are the same age. He was born in this day in 1957.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody wants to watch Bicentennial Man. It's John Lovett's birthday.

[Chick McGee]

John Lovett's birthday. Yeah, that's right.

[Pat McGann]

I knew.

[Josh Arnold]

Jealous.

[Chick McGee]

That's Joshua's favorite line that John Lovitz has ever said.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's because he used to do it. Apparently. He would walk up, like, after. At the SNL after parties or whatever. He would always have a very gorgeous woman with him. And he would walk up to, like, Carvey and Miller and look at them and just go, jealous.

[Chick McGee]

He was in here playing the. Didn't he play the piano for us one time? And quite well he played.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right. Well, thank you, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

More news coming up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

All right, you give us a.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you know that they call the contestants in that sloppy Joe contest for the Hemingway lookalike Papas?

[Chick McGee]

Papas. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Papa Hemingway.

[Chick McGee]

Papa of the year.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. It's the meet and greet with the Papas starting on Wednesday, so you better get.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta get down there.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if you can have tapas with the Papas. You know, shared dishes. We'll be back.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Park Mall.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Christy Lee sitting at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Comedian Pat McGann has joined us.

[Pat McGann]

Hey, good morning. Great to be here.

[Josh Arnold]

Great to see you. There's Chick McGee across the way.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby's there running. Running the board. I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Jeff Oscase.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Sitting in the big man's seat today.

[Christy Lee]

That's all right.

[Josh Arnold]

Having a great morning.

[Jeff Oskay]

Touching his stuff.

[Christy Lee]

I'm touching all of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Touch his knob. Touch his stuff with your stuff. Your knob. Go ahead, do it.

[Christy Lee]

I'm on it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Why does my screen say we didn't land on the moon?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we've got to reset his Google.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Christy, you said you were on vacation at a resort and there was a falcon exposure expert there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Do you have this story or this email?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, you might have the same one I. From Mexico.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there you go. We've got the picture. This is from Tammy. She was at. There it is a resort in Mexico. This spring they had falconers who would show up about every other day. Tammy said, I got my nerve up and walked up to one of the. And asked if I could catch one of the falconers after it flew off. When it came back, he said yes and let me put the glass glove on. He placed a small piece of meat on the glove and the falcon flew away and came back three times.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Tammy said it was an incredible experience.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Beautiful birds.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fascinating to me. And what's fascinating is if you missed the story earlier. The gentleman at the resort I was staying in had a whip and he was whipping the. He would whip it to scare the birds away. Whip it good. And then he would do it for the iguanas. To get the iguanas. I don't know if he. Out of the tree, out of the trees or wherever he was, but he. His.

[Josh Arnold]

He's killing the iguana.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, could you hear the snap of the whip?

[Jeff Oskay]

And at first I thought it was a gun going off, you know, like a pop.

[Josh Arnold]

Iguana can't take that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or. Well, I didn't want to say he was killing the iguanas.

[Chick McGee]

Are the iguanas.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, wait, no, wait a minute. You didn't want to say it, but is that what was happening?

[Jeff Oskay]

I think I believe so.

[Chick McGee]

But what if one of some of the iguanas are sexually round by being whipped? Oh, you ever think of that?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a whole different ballgame.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you got a cat of nine tails back there.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a horrifying.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, don't hit me with that. Oh, I'll be behind the couch.

[Josh Arnold]

My safe word is geico.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I had never heard a whip before like that. I mean, it was terrifying.

[Josh Arnold]

That'll smart.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, but he did. He had a beautiful Harris's hawk that he was using and it would fly around and scare the. Keep the blackbirds away from people's food. And it was. It was interesting. What a cool, cool job.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah, I see that. Like hotels, right? Some of these resorts, they have like in Vegas, they'll have like the. The falcon or hawk or something to. By the pool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like a real.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, interesting.

[Jeff Oskay]

I had never seen it before.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want like a weasel falling in the pool and drowning.

[Chick McGee]

And then you know, don't you see a falcon in Speedos and a whistle around his neck with a visor and.

[Josh Arnold]

Suntan lotion on his beak.

[Chick McGee]

All right, let me take care of this. I got it. Yeah, yeah. Scoot away.

[Josh Arnold]

No running.

[Chick McGee]

No run. You got no running, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Going to a pool at Vegas. Now isn't that just an immediate $80?

[Jeff Oskay]

They have a cover charge. You can go to the pool for.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of the hotels. You can't just go to the pool at a lot of those places.

[Jeff Oskay]

I had no idea.

[Christy Lee]

A couple of weeks ago my cousin was out there and the pools were shut down because the pavement was so hot. It was like burning everyone's feet. They couldn't even let people out at the pool.

[Chick McGee]

Too hot for the pool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Jeff Oskay]

How do you feel about leaf blowers at your resort?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Gas powered leaf blowers.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there has been.

[Jeff Oskay]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Hasn't legit legislation been introduced several times to get rid us of leaf blowers?

[Jeff Oskay]

Especially the gas powered ones. They are so loud and I'm. This person was doing their job. I understand.

[Chick McGee]

When is that? What time of day at a resort?

[Jeff Oskay]

It was 9:30 in the morning. I was at the pool.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pool opens at 9. I mean typical, you know, resort, 9:30. I was at the pool.

[Chick McGee]

You were there with your love book, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

I was there with my book.

[Chick McGee]

Your modern romance book, Harlequin.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I wasn't reading that With a.

[Chick McGee]

Shirtless man on the COVID Just trying to relax.

[Jeff Oskay]

Happened to be my birthday.

[Pat McGann]

Oh, Happy birthday.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you. And it was like this person. There was nothing there.

[Chick McGee]

Like there.

[Jeff Oskay]

There was nothing. They were just.

[Josh Arnold]

He was probably trying to blow away the whipped iguanas.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

All the carcasses.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean this poor woman was just. And she just kept you talking about you. No, the gas.

[Josh Arnold]

Start referring to yourself as this poor woman.

[Chick McGee]

There was a poor woman running the blower.

[Jeff Oskay]

She was the blower lady. Yeah, the gas powered blower lady. And she just kept walking back and forth. I would have understood if there was a bunch of leaves there or there was nothing there.

[Pat McGann]

Go away.

[Josh Arnold]

Does this resort have a blower lady? You think that sounds like something a. A foreigner would ask a concierge? I am looking for blower lady.

[Pat McGann]

Did you say anything? Did you say like, hey.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I did not, actually. When she was finished, she walked by without her gas powered blower on her.

[Chick McGee]

Back and she said, how are you today? Isn't it lovely weather?

[Jeff Oskay]

And I think she didn't feel. I mean, she, you know, because she'd been walking by me for half an hour and she just smiled and I said, good morning. And I don't. I think she understood me. I'm hoping, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Good morning.

[Jeff Oskay]

She smiled and kept walking. They also had the guys climbing the palm trees, cleaning up the palms. That was cool, too. The royal palms all the way up to the very top.

[Chick McGee]

The guys up in the pond, they.

[Jeff Oskay]

Climb up there and they cut them with machetes. They cut the dead fronds off.

[Chick McGee]

And there are.

[Jeff Oskay]

There was a lot.

[Chick McGee]

So many jobs. I'd be horrible. Yeah, I'm not.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not doing that.

[Pat McGann]

See, you mentioned off air that you were not on your phone and look at all that. You observed everything you took in.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My goodness.

[Chick McGee]

That's how.

[Pat McGann]

This is how we used to talk, right? We were like, you're not going to believe this. I tried to enjoy myself, but it sucked. Everything I had to endure, you're going to have to hear about.

[Chick McGee]

Damn it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I haven't even gone to the barking dog in the room across the hall, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you got two. At some point we heard about it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There was a dog across the hall.

[Jeff Oskay]

Cute little dog.

[Chick McGee]

The hotel welcomed dogs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. But every time the couple would leave, the dog would whine and bark at the door the whole time they were gone.

[Pat McGann]

That's brutal.

[Jeff Oskay]

I kind of talked to her about it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah? Oh, boy. Did you?

[Christy Lee]

After how many glasses of.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I was sober.

[Chick McGee]

I work hard.

[Pat McGann]

You took the blower lady energy out on the smoke.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I try.

[Jeff Oskay]

I just said to her, where. I go. They were both. The couple were in the elevator with the dog. And I just said, oh, your dog is so cute, you know? And then I go, are you guys aware that when you leave, the dog whines and barks? I think she might have separation anxiety. And she goes, yeah, we're kind of aware of that. And I. God, because it was. You could hear it all the way down the hall. I mean, it was not. It was. It was annoying.

[Chick McGee]

Somewhere today in the United States. So my husband and I, we go on vacation, we take our dog and this woman from across the way.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

Comes right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Might be a fan. And I apologize, ma'. Am.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you what, your dog was yapping and barking.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't say it that way at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Aware.

[Jeff Oskay]

Say it that way at all. I was trying to be nice.

[Chick McGee]

Hand on hip. No hand on hip.

[Jeff Oskay]

If my dog were doing that, I would want to know. And there's no way that you would know that unless somebody tells you that. Right. Because you're not there. You don't know the dogs.

[Chick McGee]

I have a neighbor.

[Pat McGann]

I feel like you handle it really well. They may have felt trapped because you were in an elevator.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to date with Christy?

[Pat McGann]

You can tell the truth. No, I'm with it.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Pat McGann]

Because I like that she. I like that she spoke up. I like that she said something.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I'm just trying to. I would want to know if I.

[Pat McGann]

Were that I brought my dog to my sister. She has a condo and we just went out to lunch and I'm like, I had to like, leave my. Leave my dog there. And we got back and there's a note on the door like, your dog shut up barking the whole time. Like, you know, you find out that way. That's a little bit more aggressive. You approached him and said, hey, you know, you know, I like how you buttered him up. You compliment the dog and I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Know what I'd like.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I did. I mean, I was, I was kind. I wasn't bitching. I just. Honest to God, I would want to know if my dog were doing, doing that. Well, I would have.

[Christy Lee]

What kind of dog you got, Pat?

[Pat McGann]

I have a Irish golden doodle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my girlfriend.

[Pat McGann]

That's great. Supposed to be Irish.

[Chick McGee]

He was born in with curly hair.

[Pat McGann]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is it really red coated?

[Pat McGann]

He's like auburnish. Yeah, right. He's a. Everything ends in oodle now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, everything's Google.

[Pat McGann]

These poodles are banging everything.

[Chick McGee]

What's coming up, Christy?

[Jeff Oskay]

Coming up, we're going to talk about movies from over the weekend. We have a guy that was scammed by a French beauty queen.

[Chick McGee]

I finished second.

[Jeff Oskay]

We have a message. We have a message in a bottle. We have Bear in the news handing out an SOS and a potbelly pig. All coming up.

[Chick McGee]

According to reports, this from Silac Insurance Company, 61% of Americans age 50 and older worry about having enough money for retirement. Does anyone here want more to worry about? Worry about?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Chick McGee]

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[Pat McGann]

Good morning.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold with a fast food update.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Scosby's here. There's Jeff Osk. I'm Chick. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy, what's going on over there?

[Josh Arnold]

You didn't want to hear the fast food update?

[Chick McGee]

Let's go. Josh for a fast food update.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you're were busy picking up my slack.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. Go right ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, you're good. I had a little peek behind the. You're good.

[Chick McGee]

You. You.

[Josh Arnold]

If you had to guess last Wednesday what the number one app was a free app and I in the App Store last Wednesday, if I were to ask you this last Wednesday because it changed on Thursday.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay. The free app that was being most.

[Chick McGee]

Downloaded, does it change every day?

[Josh Arnold]

It'll change every now and again. But what do you think the most Spotify, the app people want now they're like, oh, I got to get that.

[Chick McGee]

And so they're downloading Spotify and does it make sense it was last Wednesday in some ways, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's current. It's something that you may not have on your phone but that you may.

[Chick McGee]

Want the WNBA app.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. That's a good guess because there was.

[Chick McGee]

A big All Star game coming.

[Josh Arnold]

It was chat GPT.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So that's. But it was, it was unseated by Chick Fil A.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, because they were offering like free waffle fries and nuggets and stuff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

So 100,000 new downloaders raced to get the Chick Fil A app.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have that.

[Josh Arnold]

So you do.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So what do you use the Chick Fil A App for?

[Jeff Oskay]

I use it because we cater with Chick Fil A nuggets a lot. I bring them to parties.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a great idea.

[Jeff Oskay]

And so when you use, when you use the app, you can order it and pick it up and it's a lot easier to do it straight from the app. Yeah. Oh, they're a big hit if you're ever going.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, I bet.

[Christy Lee]

So does the app work on Sundays?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it doesn't work on Sundays.

[Josh Arnold]

How many times Unhappy with his own job.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I'm mocking myself. I'm saving, I'm saving the time before you guys could do it.

[Jeff Oskay]

But how many times do you drive by on a Sunday day and go.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, I know it's a good product. Some of the finest customer service you'll find out there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, like Tom's always said, they've the only way they can make reinvented the dress.

[Chick McGee]

They put all the employees on roller skates. That's the only thing to make it faster.

[Josh Arnold]

The last time I was at Chick Fil A, I did a couple this. I guess I'm feeling my age. I'm 40. What the hell am I now?

[Chick McGee]

47.

[Josh Arnold]

I was born in 78. Yes, 47.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Josh Arnold]

I just. And I pulled up to Chick Fil A and yes, now their drive thru, they're mostly outside the employees. And she goes, what can I get you? And I go, I'm going to have to see a menu. And so she goes, all right, you have to pull up to the drive because I'm not always ready.

[Jeff Oskay]

I understand that. Because you don't know is.

[Josh Arnold]

So I felt a little.

[Chick McGee]

You're that guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I was. And so I felt, I felt a little old doing that. And then I ordered and she goes, okay, you can tap your card here or insert. And I am an inserter.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

And I said, do most. I go, can you kind of tell the age of a person by if they tap or insert? And she's without a beat. Absolutely. She said the old people insert. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's where I saw something over the weekend. Somebody was like, how cocky is Chick Fil A that they don't even offer you a menu? You just pull up and they're like, what do you want? You know what we got? I'm not even going to show you a menu.

[Josh Arnold]

I have got. I have raw dogged it before and not needed the menu. But that time I just, I couldn't remember the name of the deluxe sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, I don't know how they're very.

[Pat McGann]

Explicit way of talking about your ordering.

[Chick McGee]

There's a little raw dogging between their nuggets and their chicken strips. I like both, but I think I prefer the chicken strip.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I haven't tried the chicken strip.

[Chick McGee]

You got to go with the strip.

[Christy Lee]

It's all right. Pat, what's your favorite? Fast food?

[Pat McGann]

Yeah, I mean, I guess I would if I'm looking for Chick fil a. If I'm on the road, if it's like, you know, I'm in a jam and need something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Well, I like burgers, but I'm. I don't know. I don't go to McDonald's as much as I used to. I don't know. Who do I like? I like Chipotle's. Pretty good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Y.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Taco Bell news as well.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, what's that? Well, do you have an app on your phone?

[Chick McGee]

Fast Food World. Do you still get that correspondence from Red Lobster?

[Josh Arnold]

Even though I still receive the Fresh Catch. Yes. The Red Lobster newsletter.

[Chick McGee]

You love Red Lobster so much, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Winter it in Cheddar Bay. I don't know if you knew that.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you can buy those biscuits to make it home and they're. They're not the same.

[Josh Arnold]

They are not the same.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, you're right.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyway, Taco Bell 7 sells the Crunchwrap Supreme. You guys are aware of that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They sell 100 million every year.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

A hundred million. And they're celebrating the 20 year anniversary now, for those who don't know.

[Chick McGee]

So wait a minute. That's 50 million every six months. That's 25 million every three months. So that's close to 10 million a month is what they're. Give or take.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Now, when it was first released, in its first six weeks, it sold $51 million units.

[Chick McGee]

How long?

[Josh Arnold]

First six weeks.

[Chick McGee]

Six weeks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. 20 years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

So this is a very important monumental anniversary. The 20 years of the Crunch Wrap.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that what you get, the Crunch.

[Josh Arnold]

Wrap every now and again? I will get the Crunch Wrap, yes.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you what I'm having for lunch.

[Jeff Oskay]

Taco Bell Crunch Wrap.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll tell you what I'm having. Chick Fil A, a Crunch Wrap and a Cheddar Bay Biscuit.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

We're not done with fast food talk. I have showing my age. Right. Right now, Wendy's is running this. Is it Takis?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have no idea what that is. None.

[Chick McGee]

Takis are very popular with snack food. Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a young Person's snack food.

[Jeff Oskay]

I say, okay.

[Christy Lee]

It's a good teeth snack food. If you. If you got some teeth that are ready to break, do not eat a Taki.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're.

[Josh Arnold]

They're spicy as well.

[Christy Lee]

Spicy and super crunchy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Great way to get your kid off a screen. You wave it under their nose. Hey, dangle it, and then pull them out of the coma.

[Christy Lee]

Are your kids into the Takis like mine are?

[Pat McGann]

Yes, they are. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's very generational.

[Chick McGee]

Do they come in different flavors?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, they do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

So what are the Takis doing at Wendy's?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, at Wendy's now, they're doing a fast food promotion that is called the Fuego Meal.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently, it's very spicy. Does mean fire.

[Jeff Oskay]

It does mean fire.

[Chick McGee]

He's on fuego. I'll hear sportscasters say, oh, sure, he's on fuego. Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is this about how it put a couple kids in the hospital?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it does.

[Chick McGee]

Always funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what Takis did the Takis meal.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

It was too spicy. Oh, they didn't handle it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I did not know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at that.

[Jeff Oskay]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, do you like when Wendy's.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do like Wendy's.

[Chick McGee]

You got a cheeseburger, like, product there with Takis on the burger.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's a chicken sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, okay.

[Pat McGann]

Imagine that's the last thing. You see that Wendy's logo as you're fading.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they changed her face.

[Josh Arnold]

They did change her face.

[Christy Lee]

Even Wendy's getting work done.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she's still freckled to hell, but she's.

[Chick McGee]

What? What does it say about me? I'm kind of attracted to the Wendy's logo.

[Pat McGann]

Stuff in it, too. Like the W. Her.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, do they.

[Pat McGann]

Her collar is like a W. Oh, there's something else.

[Chick McGee]

You're smoking dope. No, really?

[Pat McGann]

I've seen these things where they, like, have this stuff that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it does look like it.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like, interesting.

[Pat McGann]

You know, like FedEx with the arrow.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, sure, sure.

[Pat McGann]

That whole thing they did one on one.

[Chick McGee]

The one I heard was Amazon has that arrow over the top and it goes from A to Z. Because they have everything from A to Z.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's the. I think it looks like a penis.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks.

[Chick McGee]

The Amazon logo looks like.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes we see what we want to see, don't we?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What else looks like a penis?

[Jeff Oskay]

I really do.

[Josh Arnold]

But you like one.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you what, she doesn't think looks like a penis. I tell you that.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, you like Wendy's.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like Wendy's.

[Josh Arnold]

You like Wendy's nuts. Slap your face.

[Chick McGee]

Wendy's nuts. Nuts. When these nuts check.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I was fighting so hard.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. It was my fault. That's why I want. I want to highlight it. I didn't want it to get lost.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you sure you didn't want it? Now that you've heard it, do you.

[Christy Lee]

Want it to get lost?

[Chick McGee]

I regret saying it, Wendy. I. Because I wasn't really getting it until I said it for the third time.

[Jeff Oskay]

I sure didn't get it.

[Chick McGee]

Wendy's nuts. Do they have nuts? And Wendy. No, I don't think they do. They have nuggets. They have nuggets.

[Christy Lee]

I have been fooled. The Wendy's fuego meal did not send anyone to the hospital. Somebody just made that up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat McGann]

Okay. Going check out the moon stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. And we're going to Christy now for the latest in news.

[Jeff Oskay]

Anybody go over here to the theater this weekend? See anything in the movie?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, people did. Superman remains number one. Jurassic World Rebirth in at number two. I know what you did last summer. Three Smurfs four and F1 at number five. Rounding out the top.

[Chick McGee]

I'm done with Marvel and I'm done with Jurassic. I don't want to. I don't care about either.

[Jeff Oskay]

You saw Jurassic Rebirth?

[Josh Arnold]

I did, yeah. I'm still on with Jurassic.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Jeff Oskay]

You liked it, didn't you?

[Chick McGee]

They unleashed the dinosaurs onto a housing color complex. You're still behind the.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is sort of a new 100% that he's over. So this is the. No, it was fine. I. I like the dino act.

[Chick McGee]

Evidently, you know, there weren't enough eatings. The Fantastic Four with Pedro and those guys, though. That's. Evidently, there's a new. You know how they put everything at the end of the Marvel movies after the credits and all that? Evidently, it's a whole new universe coming out. They're going to reboot. Reboot everything.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my God. Marvel's the fantastic.

[Josh Arnold]

Done with all of it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. The Fantastic Four First Steps comes out this weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you go fantastic. That's what it's not, a fantastic.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

No, you said fantastic.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fantastic, Fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

I like.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the way you do fantastic.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I've missed you. I said I liked it, but I think you're being sarcastic.

[Chick McGee]

What was wrong with the old fantastic?

[Josh Arnold]

Am I being sarcastic or am I being sarcastic?

[Chick McGee]

There was. Remember Chris Evans was.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Wasn't he Captain America?

[Chick McGee]

Johnny Storm. No, he was a torch too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Torch in the first Fantastic Four.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

And what's her face was the. I forget who the girl was.

[Josh Arnold]

Jessica Alba.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, very good.

[Pat McGann]

I can't keep up with any of this stuff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Me either.

[Chick McGee]

Chickless. Ben Grimm. Yeah. Okay.

[Pat McGann]

I did see the Superman preview. I haven't seen the movie yet, but there. It's a building in Cleveland that I love. The architect arcade.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Scene, I guess when him and Lois are kissing, they're flying up. They're in the arcade in Cleveland, which is a beautiful spot, huh? I don't know. That's. That's all I know about.

[Jeff Oskay]

I haven't seen Superman.

[Chick McGee]

I think what just happened is Pat wants to be romantically involved with someone who can take. Sweep him off his feet at the. At the Cleveland arcade.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know what Superman has done though, because of the sweet little dog in the Superman movie? It. I guess adoptions of dogs and increased like substantially. They have since the film was released. And you know a good thing?

[Chick McGee]

The dog in the movie does not exist.

[Jeff Oskay]

What do you mean he doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

It's all cgi. None of that is a real dog.

[Jeff Oskay]

But he's based on a dog that.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's James Gunn's dog.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that was. But I don't rescue.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but yeah. No real dog at all. And it looks good.

[Chick McGee]

So what is he reacting to when he's pulling his cape? And that's wild, right?

[Josh Arnold]

It could be a guy in a suit or it could be a softball, a stick. Part of being honest.

[Chick McGee]

Part of me wants it to be like Hervey Village in a suit.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what's his. James Gunn's brother was the raccoon in like he played the. He would get down on the ground so they had somebody to look at. Oh yeah. So he could have been the dog. My brother needs a gig.

[Chick McGee]

That's like what Clint Howard would do to do for Ronnie. He'd do that. That.

[Jeff Oskay]

Speaking of animals, lifeguards in Florida helped rescue a deer that was struggling in the ocean. WOFL reports the distressed deer TV was seen flailing in the water off Flagler Beach. Senior lifeguard Chase Hunter. Well, there's a name that's a lifeguard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Chase Hunter. Lifeguard. Will you have sex with me? I'll come back to your hotel room right now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. And first year life lifeguard Leo Peters.

[Chick McGee]

Leo knows nothing about sex.

[Jeff Oskay]

Braved strong waves and possible shark threats to rescue the animal. Once ashore, the lifeguards joined by Flagler Beach Fire Rescue worked together to get the deer across the busy A1A and back toward the nearby woods. Chase Hunter said, quote, we save lives, whether it's a human life or in.

[Chick McGee]

This case, we save lives.

[Pat McGann]

And he ran into a different hunter. Hunter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And the story came to an end. Yeah, that was, that could have, that.

[Josh Arnold]

Would have been a good news. Deer saved by hunter.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, Very good headline.

[Chick McGee]

We'll have more when we come back.

[Pat McGann]

Right, and how about having that name Chase Hunter? You got to feel like you are always in pursuit. Like I, I gotta get moving here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat McGann]

You can't be stagnant. Chase Hunter.

[Jeff Oskay]

We have more coming up but we have to say goodbye to you, don't we Pat?

[Pat McGann]

Yes. Thank you guys so much.

[Chick McGee]

That's enough. Get out.

[Pat McGann]

Great to be here.

[Josh Arnold]

You're very welcome. Thank you.

[Pat McGann]

Doesn't like long goodbyes. I know that.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see, this Saturday you're going to be in Michigan City, Indiana at the Uptown Social.

[Pat McGann]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Then Saturday August 23rd at the Westgate Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, that's August 23rd.

[Chick McGee]

Then September 11th, my buddy Brian's club Zanies and Nash, Nashville, Tennessee. Oh wonderful. You can see Pat McGann.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah, I appreciate that.

[Chick McGee]

And look for your special. Is that right?

[Pat McGann]

Yes, it's on Peacock and Amazon.

[Chick McGee]

When mom's. When's mom gonna be home?

[Pat McGann]

That was before the divorce.

[Christy Lee]

That's very good.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a great special. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Very fun. You can wishfully enjoy it.

[Pat McGann]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I watch it now. Lies.

[Chick McGee]

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[Pat McGann]

Thank you guys.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Just gotta get ahold of us. Call, text or Email. Get all the contact information you need @bobandtom. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Just first. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hello, there's Jeff Oskay. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. What do you have over there, there, Christy?

[Jeff Oskay]

A sad story.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh no.

[Chick McGee]

Oh no.

[Jeff Oskay]

A Belgian man traveled 472 miles to meet a French beauty queen he'd been led to believe would be his future wife.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Only to realize he'd been the victim of an online romance fraud. According to the BBC, the man, Michael, 76, turned up at the home of Sophie Vouslad in France, but was met by the model's husband. Oh, Ms. Vusland's husband, Fabian.

[Chick McGee]

Ho, ho ho. I am Fabian, said the man told.

[Jeff Oskay]

Him, quote, I am the future husband of Sophie Vozland. To which he retorted, well, I'm the current one. After some back and forth, the men revealed to the couple, or the man revealed to the couple that he'd paid $35,000 to scammers and thought he had been in a romantic relationship with her for several weeks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh man.

[Jeff Oskay]

She tried to explain to him them that he'd been swindled and the couple even urged him to go to the police to file a complaint. It's not clear if he has done so. Oh, so sad, man.

[Chick McGee]

It's what you get. Trying to be in love. Good job.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Jeff Oskay]

Everybody wants to be loved.

[Chick McGee]

Stay by yourself. You're fine. Don't you think, Jeff?

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, I'm with you, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Right, sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, these are on Jeff.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, maybe you and I. Oh no, I love much you and I could get our own place. Wait, Hank, I, I. Dude, the way.

[Christy Lee]

The kids have been, I'm all for it. Ready for them, Ready for them to go to college.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you down to one at home?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's going to be awesome.

[Chick McGee]

You guys will be empty nesters though. What will you do?

[Jeff Oskay]

Other than they still have one?

[Chick McGee]

Other than sex on the kitchen counter?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, go back to having a relationship. That might be a nice, nice change.

[Chick McGee]

Honey, do you have a nice time on the show today? Can I talk to you, Jeff, for just a second?

[Christy Lee]

Is that how it goes?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, maybe you wanted to be alone with Chick. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, Chick's fun.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about that, but yeah, maybe I Don't know. Maggie's kind of fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Maggie's fun.

[Christy Lee]

No, she's good people. All right, I'm really lucky.

[Jeff Oskay]

A couple's message in a bottle has been found 13 years after they.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe a word. Don't believe it. Wait till Josh gets a hold of this. I can't wait. I don't believe it.

[Christy Lee]

A couple's trash has been recover September miles away from where they threw it of 2012.

[Jeff Oskay]

The same couple, a young couple named Anita and Brad, on a romantic date near Bell island in Newfoundland, dropped a message in a bottle in the Atlantic Ocean off Canada's eastern coast in 2012. 12.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

13 years and approximately 2,000 miles later, the bottle washed ashore on the opposite side of the Atlantic. Atlantic at Scragity Bay on Ireland's west coast in County Kerry. The note read inside Anita and Brad's day trip to Bell island today. We enjoyed dinner, this bottle of wine and each other at the edge of the island.

[Chick McGee]

And her response was.

[Jeff Oskay]

The bottle was found during a beach cleanup by Kate and John Gay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was. Why you throw a Mountain Dew bottle in the ocean trash, you put a note inside of it. Now it's this romantic, lovely thing. No, it's still trash.

[Chick McGee]

I was in.

[Jeff Oskay]

It really is pollution.

[Chick McGee]

It's called baby beach in Aruba. People go, it's a desired spot in Aruba, babies wash up. Yep. Nope.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can you make babies there?

[Chick McGee]

You can go way out and the water's still like a knee length. It's really kind of cool, actually. So I'm walking along, you know, and I'm not bothering nobody.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I feel something underneath my feet and it's a smooth. So I, you know, I wonder what this is. So I kind of, you know, take my foot and flip it out and grab it. It's a Heineken bottle.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, lovely.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. With the label still on it. So it couldn't have been down there very long. Yeah. What the hell is it? A Heineken bottle. God.

[Jeff Oskay]

The couple, Kate and John Gay, posted about the find on social media and the story quickly went viral.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought the found the bottle after.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I wouldn't believe that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Within hours, Anita and Brad Squires, now married with three children and still living in Newfoundland, were alerted by their friends in Canada. Mr. Squires said that we were just young people in love. We're now older people in love. We're glad that the story got out. We're meeting new friends because of it and hopefully we'll get back to Ireland oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

You're in love.

[Josh Arnold]

The story got out that you had.

[Jeff Oskay]

Long lunch line and each other on this.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Newfoundland's where I should. I should move.

[Christy Lee]

Did you guys.

[Chick McGee]

63 and cloudy in Newfoundland.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, the rest of Canada makes fun of Newfoundland, though.

[Chick McGee]

New. New. New fees.

[Josh Arnold]

They're the.

[Chick McGee]

The Polish people.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How many new fees does it take?

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I know that.

[Christy Lee]

Did you guys. In grade school, we would do this thing where you wrote a note on like a note, note card, postcard, put in an envelope and then tie it to a helium balloon and let it go.

[Josh Arnold]

We did do that.

[Christy Lee]

And then they would write back and we had a lot of people write back that they found the right trash in their backyard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, this took out power in our.

[Pat McGann]

Neighborhood for four weeks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was cool when I was a kid. Like, that was fun.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have a time cap capsule? That's the same kind of thing our high school did? Yeah. We didn't do. I don't think we did it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't think we.

[Chick McGee]

Even though I graduated in the bicentennial, maybe I say that I think they did make a big, big time capsule and buried at some.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know when they were gonna.

[Christy Lee]

Is you're still buried, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure I. I don't know if they ever did anything with it or not. I don't even remember if they had.

[Christy Lee]

Plans to remember anything in it.

[Josh Arnold]

I think there was a CD put in it. I remember that. That was one thing.

[Chick McGee]

Like from. From the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. But I don't remember remember. I don't. Yeah. Anything else that went in there? I was. I was a student council representative, so I had to be at the stupid.

[Jeff Oskay]

How nice.

[Chick McGee]

If they put a CD in ours for 1976, it'd be Captain and Tenille.

[Jeff Oskay]

And they didn't have CDs in 76.

[Chick McGee]

Well. Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah. Eight track or whatever. It would be music.

[Jeff Oskay]

It would have been a good set.

[Chick McGee]

Put it in there.

[Josh Arnold]

I ran for student council as a joke, because you get. You would make posters and hang them on.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what you're saying? It didn't mean anything to you in case you lost.

[Josh Arnold]

I get what you're saying, but it really was like I just wanted to be able to make these. Like I've said, vote for Josh Arnold and he'll make lunch an hour longer. It was just all nonsense. And I actually got. And then I was like, oh, I have to go to these meetings. Once a month.

[Christy Lee]

I'm in charge of a bake sale now. Horrible.

[Jeff Oskay]

With a bunch of grownups doing grown up things. Yuck. Yuck. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hope for Josh Arnold and he'll be your best friend. That was.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have a big high school reunion coming up next year.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't want to know what you're talking about. The 50th. Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You think you'll go?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'd probably go, I guess. Yeah, I'll think I'll go. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Less chairs put up.

[Chick McGee]

No, they had a.

[Christy Lee]

Well, some of them will be in their own.

[Chick McGee]

They had a. I don't know if I'm gonna get in trouble for this or not. They had a tree and they had these little ornaments hanging off of people are not there have passed away.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Kind of a celebration.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say. It's like the celebration of tree of life. Yeah, like that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's nice.

[Chick McGee]

And oddly enough had a lot of dead people hanging from them. Tree of life. There were a lot of weird deaths in my. One guy died. Fell. Passed out drunk in the middle of a road. Got ran over. That's not a good. Not one good story for my graduate class. Some guy vomited in the bushes and. And choked on his. Passed away. Did a Hendrix in the bush. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wasn't in high school, was it?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That Both. Both of them were. The bush guy was. Why when we were in high school, the road guy was after we graduated.

[Jeff Oskay]

On that happy note.

[Chick McGee]

Some guy. Some guy Dr. Around ice skating. Went under the ice. We were cursed.

[Josh Arnold]

If any of your classmates died in a weird way. Send us your emails, please.

[Chick McGee]

And don't leave any. Don't leave anything out. We'll see you guys tomorrow. I'm in such trouble now.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a meeting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we gotta go to me. Stop talking. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Scorching debates on any given week.

[Chick McGee]

You have lots to beef about, take advantage of. But get up in here. He's the spitfire of sports smack. She's not my fault. We will get to all of that. The Jim Rome show podcast. Get up in here and we'll be.

[Josh Arnold]

Later on what's your beef?

[Chick McGee]

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