The BOB & TOM Show - July 21, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: July 21, 2026

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends sharp comedy, irreverent banter, and topical news and sports in its signature ensemble format. From Donnie Baker’s wild jailhouse musical cameos to uniquely hilarious discussions of swimming pool shapes, bodily function confessions, and listener letters, the team delivers a whirlwind of sketches, running jokes, and mock-serious conversations. Key news stories (dog rescue, world records, odd court cases, sports updates), as well as playful interactions with the “Toothpick Wisdom” segment, create an energetic morning show experience that both satirizes and celebrates everyday life.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Donnie Baker’s Jailhouse Songs (00:22–04:35)

• Donnie is welcomed back from jail, introducing his new friend “Scissors,” a fellow musician.
• They perform tongue-in-cheek parodies of Tom Petty and tropical songs, with comic lyrics about jail, beach life, and moped misadventures.
  • Notable quote:
    Donnie Baker: "One toilet, two men. 14 cubic square feet of incarceration.” (03:36)
• The group riff on Donnie's jail look ("pay-per-braid" program) and budding music career.
• Comic momentum is reinforced by live reactions and applause.

2. Toothpick Wisdom with Josh Arnold (05:14, 36:17, et al.)

• Josh, using a toothpick, delivers mock-profound “wisdom,” e.g.,
  • “Blueberry skin sure can be stubborn.” (05:25)
  • “When you're fishing for channel cat, you want to use liver...” (05:38)
• This evolves into a running bit, with speculation it could become a segment staple.

3. Cannabis-Intoxicated Dog Story (06:19–10:29)

• Tom and Bob recount the tale of Tokyo, a black lab in Britain rescued from Ben Nevis after cannabis intoxication.
  • “Veterinarians feared the dog had a spinal injury. However, it turned out the dog was suffering from massive cannabis intoxication.” (07:57, Bob)
• They discuss hiking safety, animal warnings, and riff on the fate of weed edibles in nature.
  • Memorable joke: “Could have turned that dog into a meth lab.” (09:01, Bob)

4. Snake Farm Floods in China (09:31–10:24)

• Bob relates the bizarre story of a snake farm flood, with king cobras drifting en masse.
  • Christy: "Boy, that gave you the heebie jeebs."
• The team jokes about animal sound effects and “Old MacDonald” for snake farms.

5. Listener Letters & Lake Life (16:38–19:13)

• Multiple listeners share Binocular and lake house stories, reinforcing recurring show jokes about “lake life” décor and alligator warnings.
  • Bob: “If you have a lake house, you have to have a pair of binoculars.” (18:01)
• Banter on “gators in the lake,” needlepoint warnings, lake weather-watching, and the true purpose of binoculars.

6. The “Human Refrigerator” from Japan (20:24–25:38)

• The hosts dissect the concept of a portable, person-sized cooling pod for relief from heat waves.
  • Christy: "A Japanese company has developed a human-sized refrigerator." (21:25)
  • Josh: "Are you a millionaire and you're a little hot?" (21:59)
• Spirited debate about the device's real-life appeal versus simple shade or old-fashioned cooling off.
• Bob pitches “William the Refrigerator Perry” as a potential spokesman.

7. What’s William ‘The Refrigerator’ Perry Up To? (25:44–30:13)

• The cast reads letters from listeners who met or saw Perry at public events and brick companies in South Carolina.
  • "He and his brother own a brick company…was joking with me because I had a New York Giants hat on." (28:01, listener Solomon)
  • Jokes about missing out on endorsements and past NFL nicknames.

8. Arcade = “Casino for Kids” & Listener Humor (19:38–20:12)

• Listener recounts a friend’s description of an arcade as a "casino for kids"—a phrase the hosts delight in.

9. More Sports and Cultural Commentary (31:33–44:03)

• Spain’s World Cup win and parade in Madrid (31:33+), plus NCAA and University of Michigan sports drama.
• Bill Russell’s Miami Vice cameo, Wilt Chamberlain memorabilia, and other sports nostalgia abound.
• Critique of World Cup game excitement and TV analyst commentary.

10. Vivid Banter on Bodily Functions & Bifurcation (49:43–53:02)

• A listener’s letter prompts a discussion on “bifurcated” urine streams, night urination habits, and bathroom etiquette.
  • Tom: “Do you stand in the middle of the night to urinate or you sit down?” (51:00)
  • The group shares slightly TMI stories about nighttime routines and bathroom lighting.

11. Women’s Lumberjack World Records (69:06–72:54)

• Christy reports on new records in ladies’ timber sports, including underhand chops and boom runs.
  • Bob: “Have you seen any of this stuff? It looks so incredibly dangerous.” (69:41)
• The group marvels at these feats and the potential for injuries, plus jokes about “underhand chops” as childhood discipline.

12. Unusual Swimming Pool Shapes & Childhood Nudes (85:53–88:56, 128:31+)

• The cast dream up novelty pool shapes (guitar, bone, flower).
  • Josh: “Maybe a huge dollar sign. If I’m going to do it…” (87:12)
• Later, a biting and nostalgic discussion emerges about historical practices of nude swimming in school and YMCA pools.
  • Jess: “That’s gym teachers that are predators.” (130:37)
  • Tom: "Men’s swim classes were male only." (136:00)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Donnie Baker: “One toilet, two men. 14 cubic square feet of incarceration.” (03:36)
• Josh Arnold: “Blueberry skin can be stubborn. That is toothpick.” (05:29)
• Bob Kevoian: “I can’t picture that in the old McDonald song… and the snakes go…” (10:13)
• Tom Griswold: “What would you do if your online store converted 36% more shoppers?” (15:48, ad parody)
• Tom Griswold: “Do you stand in the middle of the night to urinate or you sit down?” (51:00)
• Bob Kevoian: “You know, every now and then you’ll get someone whose nickname is the Refrigerator... he might have some investments gone wrong.” (27:07)
• Christy Lee: “A Japanese company has developed a human-sized refrigerator…” (21:25)
• Josh Arnold: “She was a Bahamian girl, raised on conk and dope, she braided hair on the beach…” (01:59, parody song)

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Important Segment Timestamps (MM:SS)

• 00:22: Donnie Baker's return, musical parody
• 05:14 / 36:17: Toothpick Wisdom with Josh Arnold
• 06:19: Cannabis-Intoxicated Dog Rescue
• 09:31: Snake Farm Flood story
• 15:48: Shopify spoof and banter
• 16:38–19:13: Listener letters ("lake life," binoculars)
• 20:24–25:38: Human-Sized Refrigerator debate
• 25:44–30:13: William “The Refrigerator” Perry updates and listener stories
• 31:33–44:03: Sports, World Cup aftermath, NCAA drama, Wilt Chamberlain jacket
• 49:43–53:02: Listener’s bifurcated urination, bathroom habits
• 69:06–72:54: Women’s lumberjack championships
• 85:53–88:56: Comic pool shape ideas
• 128:31+: Long segment on historical naked swimming in boys’ gyms/YMCAs

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Show’s Tone & Language

The show is energetic, irreverent, and heavy on banter. Frequent callbacks, mock wisdom, and direct audience engagement (through letters, lived experiences, and running inside jokes) sustain a freewheeling, “comedy breakfast table” vibe. The cast isn’t afraid of tasteless humor, but their chemistry (and frequent, loving mockery) keeps it light-hearted and inviting—even through the TMI.

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Additional Highlights

• World records: Toilet paper forehead balancing (David Rush), women’s lumberjack events
• Listener interaction: Several read-aloud emails spark new show riffs and jokes.
• Star Wars memorabilia: Luke’s hand and saber sold for $3.75M (148:04)
• Odd court stories: German prisoner allowed to mail semen-encrusted letters to fiancée (89:32)
• Health & science news: Coffee is good for you—unless you load it with cream & sugar (132:41)
• Dancing & mental health: Salsa classes improve mood; cast debates dancing, lessons, and weird square dancing terminology (108:36+)
• Jimothy the Raccoon: Viral, deformed raccoon becomes a show obsession (159:54)

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For Listeners Who Missed The Episode

This episode offers:

• Hilarious sketches (Donnie Baker’s jailhouse jams).
• Offbeat news (bifurcated urination, dog on cannabis, historical nude gym swims).
• Warm, witty, and sometimes wild nostalgia.
• Listener letters that become jokes, sports deep-dives, and inventive comic riffs.

This is classic BOB & TOM: silly, relatable, and just a little off the rails. If you missed it live, this summary should have you laughing—and reaching for your binoculars, just in case.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right now. We've kind of shifted the seats around a little bit. I can't help but notice that Donnie Baker has joined us on the dais. Donnie, good to see you.

[Donnie Baker]

Good to be out of jail, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Donnie Baker]

Thanks for the help, chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Donnie, I like the fact that you've got just the one braid in the back with the beads on it and your Molly.

[Tom Griswold]

Good luck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really nice.

[Donnie Baker]

Got the braids on a pay per braid program here. I'm getting another one at four. That part's going real good. But I met this guy in jail, man. You know, there's a lot of beach musicians and this guy, man, this is good people. My buddy. I don't even know his real name, but a lot of times you get incarcerated and you kind of have to team up. And I teamed up with this guy to my right.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Donnie Baker]

He's probably better than Jimmy Buffett. Bob and I'd say right to his face, but he's good people, man. You know, right away we came from the same terry cloth. I knew he came from my background. And I look at what he's done for me and he's good people. I don't know. He goes by Scissors.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Scissors.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Donnie Baker]

We got inspired by the halftime show watching Tom Petty's all right. And so I figured we could do a lot better. Probably going back, he respected that. I used to be known as Donny Cougars. Donny Cougars and the Pork Breakers.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh huh.

[Donnie Baker]

Well I won't come back down Cause I hate this town. Ain't got airbrushed T shirts like Gatlinburg does. So I won't come back down. I told you it was good.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Way to go, Scissors.

[Donnie Baker]

You like this tape? She was a Bahamian girl raised on conk and dope she braided hair on the beach and that's how she paid for the conk and dope She's a behind me and girl. Here's another tape that I thought Petty kind of rushed through it last night. We're gonna her time with this one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

it's perfect.

[Donnie Baker]

It was a beautiful day Put my deposit down Got a red moped and a case of bear Riding down the road Stopping was impossible Cause the brakes were shot and the tires were bald I was running down a cop Cause the damn thing wouldn't stop finally ran out of gas that's when four of them bait my ass. Running down a cop. They love you, Scissors.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Donnie Baker]

I told you, man, they love what you do, man. He's playing the songs. And give me my $20. One more tape.

[Josh Arnold]

We're gonna.

[Donnie Baker]

This is probably the best tape that we've wrote together.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Donnie Baker]

One toilet, two man. 14 cubic square feet of incarceration.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a good boat.

[Donnie Baker]

It's not a good motor. It don't burn off. But the seats are brand new. Need some fresh paint. But just on the left side. I'd act quick on it if I was you. Plus, you get a free, Free trailer.

[Ace Cosby]

Come on.

[Donnie Baker]

Scissors. Get a free,

[Tom Griswold]

Free trailer. Come a pager. My God, that was beautiful.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

He there. Ho, there. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, here come the singers. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Donnie Baker]

Well, hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Pat. There's Josh Arnold. Hey, hey, hey, hey. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I am Jake McGee at the NHTSA sports desk. And here he is our. Our founder. Our leader.

[Bob Kevoian]

Founder.

[Tom Griswold]

Nerves of steel. It's Tom Griswold.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm using a toothpick already this morning, and Chick asked me for some toothpick wisdom. Would you like some toothpick?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I would like that very much. Oh, yeah. Something else. Yeah. Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Blueberry skin sure can be stubborn.

[Tom Griswold]

It sure can be.

[Josh Arnold]

That is toothpick.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that based on this morning's blueberry intake?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

Get a little skin stuck in your teeth. Yeah, right there.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, when you're fishing for channel cat, you want to use liver. If you're fishing for flathead worms, this is more.

[Bob Kevoian]

More profound.

[Josh Arnold]

This has been toothpick wisdom.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it. Hey, lesser things have caught on for a longer time, let me tell you.

[Bob Kevoian]

This could be a new feature on this show. Heard a little bit of Donnie. Sadly, Donnie's gone. Although I think his boat's still for sale. I have to. Have to call the. Call the folks handling the estate now. We have a lot to get, a few stories we've got to catch up with. Update, let you know how things are going.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were you here for the. The. The cannabis dog?

[Christy Lee]

I was not.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's an update on that one.

[Tom Griswold]

But the. The dog's okay, though, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I wanted to find out. So I. I did a little research this morning. The essence of the story. And we have another dog rescue story this morning that's kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

We do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Especially when you consider the place where it took place.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, let's not. What?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I'm not gonna. This one took place.

[Tom Griswold]

See you saying that as you said it. You've already done it, haven't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Haven't you?

[Christy Lee]

You've put that now.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you've put that. What awkward setting are we speaking? No, no, it's not.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not that bad.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

In this, this case it was. This was in Britain and I did not know Britain's tallest mountain is called Mount Ben Nevis. Kind of a.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know what Ben Nevis had going, but it's.

[Josh Arnold]

I found it.

[Tom Griswold]

I found this mess of mine. I said, oh, there it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's in Scotland technically, I take it. And black Labrador named of all things Tokyo. So this is getting even more confused. Oh, Tokyo, Tokyo collapsed on the trail. And then there happened to be a mountain rescue group nearby and there's video of them carrying this dog down a 55 pound a black Labrador carrying him down more than 4,000ft on a stretcher.

[Josh Arnold]

And the dog does look like it's having a bad high.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And they wide eyed and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. So here is the. The post

[Pat Godwin]

report.

[Bob Kevoian]

Veterinarians feared the dog had a spinal injury. However it turned out the dog was suffering from massive cannabis intoxication. The dog was treated with activated charcoal and monitored overnight. The only time I ever heard of activated charcoal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

A cigarette commercial.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. I want to say Tarrington.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was that. Which one? It was Territton.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. T A R E Y N T

[Josh Arnold]

O N. The only time I've heard of a dog being treated with activated charcoal was when I lived in Korea

[Bob Kevoian]

and they were barbecuing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Cook it low and slow.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I don't know if I assume that means that they fed the dog activated charcoal, but as Josh pointed out, the dog looks incredibly stoned and scared.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Poor dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then the authorities in Britain are now saying be very cautious letting dogs forage on trails and they urge hikers not to leave their cannabis. All we can figure is somebody probably had gummies of some sort and dropped them.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean that's the only thing I could that makes sense of it. I assume obviously they think it's cannabis. I mean it could have been even worse. Obviously they could have turned that dog into a meth lab. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That's really, really funny. It really is. The black Labrador next to last week and the like a good neighbor snake farm is there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that was a good one. That was my job. Did you know that there are snake farms? It's. I know it sounds.

[Christy Lee]

Why are they raising snakes?

[Bob Kevoian]

There are Many of them.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what purpose?

[Bob Kevoian]

For Chinese medicine.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

But this. This thing. There was a flood.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which we're kind of getting used to in America lately. And it looks like. I think Josh described it as a giant raft. It's a thousand snakes in one big clump floating down.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that gave you the heebie jeeb.

[Josh Arnold]

They were like this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And as Jeff said, they all look like a little baby Loch Ness monster.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, a lot of a bunch of them were. What do they call them? King cobras.

[Christy Lee]

Cobras. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But can you imagine? You don't. I can't picture that in the old McDonald's song. I'm the snake, old MacDonald had a farm. And the cow goes, moo, moo, moo. And the snakes go.

[Tom Griswold]

And the king cobra goes. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just wanted to update you. The dog is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's important.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, yeah, again, I. Yeah. Who discards their marijuana while claiming it?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm sure they've dropped it and didn't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And we've had a lot of warnings about this. And in fact, I know in many states where they have legal gummies, they have to make sure that they don't look like candy. You don't want kids or, obviously, dogs to grab them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Florida is one of those states.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we'll have more, of course, more Florida news coming up today.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. We always have. I have new headphones, y', all, so everything sounds weird to me.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, sir.

[Christy Lee]

Very weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, well, I tell you what. We'll. We'll get through this together.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. Will you hold my hand?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you may sound funny, but that way. But you look funny, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm here for it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I know yesterday your bag. Today.

[Donnie Baker]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a laughingstock.

[Christy Lee]

And today I actually put makeup on. I tried.

[Bob Kevoian]

You look great. Don't cut your bangs. That's all I'm saying.

[Pat Godwin]

You've labeled your hair, too, so.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't listen to him.

[Christy Lee]

Labeled the last.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, let's move forward here. What's coming up in sports?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good question. Oh, we had a big time parade in Madrid.

[Bob Kevoian]

The sound of the band.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Because Spain won the World cup, they had a welcome home parade. You are the champions. Southeastern Conference is taking a squint at leaving the ncaa. We'll speak with. Well, we'll hear from Southeast Southeastern Conference commissioner Greg Sankey, and you're welcome. And problems with the University of Michigan and their athletic director. If you've ever wanted to be an AD in The Big Ten. There's a job open and an odd story about one of my heroes. When I was a kid, you had Bill Russell, you had Kareem Abdul Jabbar, and you had Wilt Chamberlain. And I will. I will crawl up on Uncle Chick's knee and I'll tell you a story about Wilt Chamber.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen the clip of Bill Russell on Miami Vice?

[Tom Griswold]

I have not. And I wasn't aware of this.

[Josh Arnold]

He comes in and he blows away a young Michael Richards.

[Donnie Baker]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's Bill Russell.

[Josh Arnold]

What nobody's done yet is what I think should be done is a mashup of Kramer of Michael Richards at doing a little stand up, getting to Bill Russell shooting him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was Bill Russell a part of a lengthy guest appearance?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, apparently. Yeah, yeah. He was playing and Michael Richards was shaking him down.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And it was threatening his family. And Bill Russell said, I've had enough of this.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think in real life that would also be happening. I don't think Mr. Russell would want to take much grief. Okay, good. Well, good to know that. And many more exciting things on the way, including another dog rescue on a different continent.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's good. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Another happy story. We've got a little update on the. That weird looking critter that's all over the Internet. The. The raccoon.

[Tom Griswold]

They're calling it something though, like a jimmy knee or. Yeah, yeah, they are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jimothy.

[Ace Cosby]

I think it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, kind of the deformed raccoon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In Seattle.

[Josh Arnold]

Than a. I like that guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

A really bizarre story about a guy and his right to coat his correspondence with his own male seed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What is like his letters that he's sending people or he works for a news company and he's quoting those correspondence.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Got something to do with Roger Ailes. What's going on?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's. But it's. It's in the courts. And. Oh, and again, good news for coffee drinkers makers. Coming up, another scientific study that more caffeine's better, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Coffee.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

With insert elimination. Now, this portion of the Baba Top show features a chick McGee telling us

[Tom Griswold]

about when you speed while driving, you have less time to react. It makes sense to whatever comes across your path. So slow down. Because a sharp turn when you speed could take you by surprise, causing you to veer off the road. Another car could come out of nowhere. A truck could break suddenly, a cyclist could enter the road ahead and your impact could Send them to the hospital. A pedestrian could be walking their puppy dog, and your foot on the gas might lead to a tragedy. You may not think any of these things could happen to you, but you won't see them until it's too late. When you're speeding, you don't have time to course correct. You don't have time to stop. And it only takes an instant for disaster to strike. The speed limit isn't just there to protect you. It's there to protect your passengers, other drivers, cyclists, pedestrians, and everyone who shares the road. Slow down, obey the rules and the law and help keep everyone around you safe. Speeding does catch up with you. Paid for by NHTSA.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much, NHTSA. Thank you very Much, Chick McGee. Oh, also, the Hemingway lookalike contest is coming this weekend. I still got time and a little bit of Hemingway birthday news. You know what year Ernest Hemingway was born?

[Christy Lee]

1901.

[Tom Griswold]

28.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, very good, Christy. No, 1899. But you were close. You, you, you.

[Christy Lee]

I went over, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There goes the 30 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

1899.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, we're going to tell you more from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jess Hooker]

What would you do if your online

[Bob Kevoian]

store converted 36% more shoppers?

[Jess Hooker]

You could take 36% more vacation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Another pina colada.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please.

[Jess Hooker]

Open a new retail location with 36% more square feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Fantastic.

[Jess Hooker]

Hire 36% more help.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're hired and you're hired.

[Jess Hooker]

Shopify has the world's best converting checkout up to 36% better than other e commerce platforms.

[Bob Kevoian]

What you do with those extra sales is up to you.

[Christy Lee]

Switch to Shopify [e-mail] listen and get a $1 trial.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shopify.com listen.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Jake.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chic McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Time for some letters. Chick McGee, what's going on over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Letters from emails from our listeners. Dear Baba Tom show, thank you and Josh for howling like a wolf yesterday when Tom read that a listener was listening to you guys on the radio station the Wolf. I did it in my car, forgot my windows were down and there was a lady next to me that was scared and seemed freaked out. It was awesome. Thanks again. Love the show. That's from Andy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Andy.

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully she took it as a compliment.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you love it. The cartoons. When the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

When the. The wolf goes after the ladies.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, but he. He can't help it.

[Pat Godwin]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

He thinks she's so attractive. He hits himself in the head with a frying pan. He can't help.

[Josh Arnold]

The only thing that will help. Yeah, that situation is hitting yourself in the head with a.

[Christy Lee]

So is that where the wolf whistle came from? From the cartoons, or did it text?

[Donnie Baker]

Avery.

[Josh Arnold]

Had a lot to do with at least perpetuating.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, sure. Now I have a letter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

This is. It's confirming what you brought up yesterday. This is from my cousin Amy. She said listening on delay. Sadly, she didn't hear it live, but she sent us a photograph. She lives on Lake Murray in South Carolina. There are her binoculars right next to the door where she can look out over the lake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Again, my contention is if you have a lake house, you have to have a pair of binoculars.

[Christy Lee]

I think there's two right there.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing that's going on there. Yeah, there's a chalkboard, one of those chalkboards that says lake life, as if living on a lake isn't lake life enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got to remind yourself there's something about this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there it is. It's lake life. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like the different colored straws and the.

[Pat Godwin]

It's worked.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You got to stick with one color.

[Christy Lee]

They have a love.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. There's booze in the bottom shelf. Good iPad.

[Tom Griswold]

You got your tito.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we stopped there on the way to South Carolina. They have a beautiful home on a lovely lake and. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

So are there gators in the lake?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I didn't ask.

[Bob Kevoian]

In South Carolina.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's a big lake.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm guessing they're gators.

[Christy Lee]

You think?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. That sounds like toothpick wisdom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. If there are gators in there, maybe write that on the chalkboard as opposed to.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, warn us.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe. Maybe a needle point saying, look out for the gators.

[Christy Lee]

I never said a word about gators.

[Tom Griswold]

Pillow. Yeah,

[Christy Lee]

but you were probably correct. A lot of people in lakes have binoculars, I guess, to look at.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you guys are asking why I would have binoculars, and when we lived in the lake, we had binoculars. Sometimes you want to go look, watch the weather coming in. Oh, look, there's a water spout.

[Pat Godwin]

You can see with the naked eye, can't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Ought to get a look.

[Tom Griswold]

See? Let me get a look at that.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a rowboat out there by the water. Spout. Oh, call the coast guard. Now let's move from boats to cars.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes to us from Chris in Cincinnati. I was at a car show in Piqua, Ohio, over the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice, Miami county. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a small mall with only a few stores and a small food court. A Mexican restaurant in an arcade. One of my buddies I was showing cars with couldn't remember the word for arcade. So he said, you know the casino for kids.

[Christy Lee]

That's funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently somebody must have a gambling realm.

[Christy Lee]

What kind of car is he showing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Doesn't say. He's a great weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody's in the market. She's getting the itch.

[Bob Kevoian]

My teammates took home five trophies for our cars.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It doesn't say what kind of cars there were, but it must have been very nice to win the trophies. Well, thank you very much, Chris. We certainly appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

The name of the mall and pick with a. Pick with something.

[Donnie Baker]

Mall.

[Tom Griswold]

The Pickwick, Upper Valley, Springfield.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, we also had an interesting story yesterday about a new invention in Japan that is a.

[Christy Lee]

The human refrigerator.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's called a human refrigerator. It's a smart idea in case you're over.

[Christy Lee]

If you have overheated.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever seen those things where someone comes into a hospital and they're having heat stroke and they basically cover them with ice?

[Christy Lee]

I have not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but anyway, it works pretty well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've seen it on TV shows. I don't know what goes on in real life.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they gotta cool you off. So this is a.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a refrigerator that a human gets in it and it cools them down.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but. But that's not totally accurate. He doesn't get in the refrigerator. It kind of. The refrigerator forms around him. He doesn't have to move out, move a jar of mayonnaise to get into the refrigerator.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's more of a form fitting thing.

[Josh Arnold]

A cooling pod, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a somewhat non.

[Tom Griswold]

You're making.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a somewhat non. Traditional refrigerator.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You can't. I'll stack it in the kitchen.

[Christy Lee]

A Japanese company has developed a human sized refrigerator to help people combat the oppressive summer heat.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's called the Hyman box, by the way, which seems to me to be kind of redundant.

[Christy Lee]

The dohaiman box.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

A one person cooling booth that maintains a temperature of 59 degrees Fahrenheit. When a person gets into the box, the air has been chilled to around 40 degrees. It blows out towards your head, neck, shoulders and back for instant relief.

[Josh Arnold]

See, I don't think there. This doesn't sound like it's marketed as a. We're gonna save somebody's life at a concert because they overheated. This is. Are you a millionaire? And you want. And you're a little hot.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a vanity thing.

[Christy Lee]

I feel noticeably cooler. Around five minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have to do a cra. It is. It looks. Have you seen a picture of this thing?

[Tom Griswold]

It does look like a refrigerator.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks like a phone booth.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

With. It's mounted on wheels with a glass door. It is a refrigerator.

[Tom Griswold]

So you need a buddy if you're going somewhere because you can't get in it and then move. You have to get in it and then they wheel.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it looks like a restaurant refrigerator.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's big enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

This lady's sitting down in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it looks just like a Porta John, only it's very, very good. A cooler thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Stainless steel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. It's got clear, clean angles, lines. It looks like a very nice high end refrigerator.

[Christy Lee]

Sells for about ten grand.

[Bob Kevoian]

But my point was, I said this is a great thing. Be great to have at a concert for people that were having heat stroke. They'd get in the fridge or I mean, if they had one of these. If you're been at Disney world when it's 100 degrees.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, it's brutal.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what the hall of Presidents is for.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that's the walk in refrigerator at Disney World.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, that's my favorite ride.

[Tom Griswold]

And It's A Small World.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not a ride, it's a presentation.

[Josh Arnold]

Barely an attraction.

[Donnie Baker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And because there's nothing attracting about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Years I've been talking Abraham Lincoln.

[Bob Kevoian]

For years I've been trying to convince the people at Disney to do the hall of Vice Presidents.

[Tom Griswold]

Orangey Harding.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have no interest.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, congrats, Millard Fillmore.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know the exact number here, but our current vice president just had a baby. Had a baby. And I wanted to say it's fourth, but it's the first time a vice 150 years sitting vice president's had a kid.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

So whatever your politics are, I had no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Always excited.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw some video of the vice president doing some sort of charity work at a food bank or whatever wearing a hairnet. He looked very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wearing the hairnet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you think if you're a vice president and they hand you the hair net, your handler would go optics? No optics.

[Christy Lee]

Well, but it shows that he's worried.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but he wasn't wearing a beard net, just the hair net.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And he has a robust beard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Maybe you draw the line at looking ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you get. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So anyway, back to the human refrigerator.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This would be perfect for, like, at Disney World. Wouldn't you pay 10 bucks when you're. When I have been. The hottest I've ever been in my life was at Disney World.

[Josh Arnold]

I would not.

[Pat Godwin]

They had those spray things, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's not even Mr.

[Christy Lee]

Things.

[Bob Kevoian]

If I could go sit in. What I'd like to do is have a place where they would take your clothes, wash them.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God. Where do you go naked?

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you just go back to the hotel?

[Josh Arnold]

You're looking for Howard Hughes World. Disney World.

[Tom Griswold]

You have. You have absolutely in correlation the worst ideas. What you think are the best ideas.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

If there was a place you could

[Tom Griswold]

go in the entire.

[Josh Arnold]

I would not pay 10 bucks.

[Donnie Baker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I called off 30 seconds later. Hot again.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

And I got another 10 bucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of the things. There's not enough shade there. This is also true at the state fair. There's not enough places where there's shade.

[Tom Griswold]

See here him. Hear him. He thinks he's really got a handle on something, and he doesn't. They need more shade.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not going to plant trees. Where they have big state fairs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Typically, there's. They have like, a pup tent that four people can sit under while eating an ice cream cone.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never seen a pup tent at any state fair in the United States.

[Bob Kevoian]

The point is, I. I think that this human refrigerator is a great idea. I mean, if you were at Disney world, I'd pay 10 bucks to sit in this thing for 20 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

You're insane.

[Bob Kevoian]

But this is for. People could be in danger.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? But they're not marketing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

But my point is.

[Josh Arnold]

This is invalid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to get to my letter, which I haven't even touched it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's your fault.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was making the point that William the Refrigerator Perry.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, son of a bitch. With this again. As Josh would say. Come on. With this.

[Bob Kevoian]

William the Refrigerator Perry. Now, there may be some of our guests who don't know who the fridge was in my mind. Probably one of the great. First of all, one of the only defensive players. What is defensive line?

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever you want to say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Score a touchdown while playing for offense.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely unbelievable. Just an amazing human being.

[Bob Kevoian]

Quite the hoofer. If you saw the super bowl shuffle, I Think he certainly is an outstanding dancer.

[Tom Griswold]

Dance. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

One with the old soft shoe, but

[Bob Kevoian]

I would say that's certainly one of the great nicknames in the NFL. Come on, it's got to be top 10, don't you think?

[Tom Griswold]

It's really, really an easy.

[Bob Kevoian]

So the point is, if you're known as the Refrigerator, why wouldn't you hire this guy? Dear Bob and Tom show writes Brian, you are asking, what is William the Refrigerator Perry doing right now?

[Josh Arnold]

If we really wanted to know, Brian, we would have Googled it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And in fact, I think Christie did.

[Pat Godwin]

That was going to be a joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's running.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, see, Brian, I take it all back. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All of a sudden, as often the case, you are a comedic genius. We jumped far too early. But then.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then I got this other letter. Apparently the fridge is out there working.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

This guy had a chance to meet him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, every now and then you'll get someone whose nicknames are a refrigerator. He might have some investments gone wrong. Every now and then, I would think.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, this guy actually met William the Refrigerator Perry. He's got a brick company with his brother.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

He was real mice. I'll dig that letter up for you in just a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they build brick? Let's see. My sister, my dad, and I got to meet William the Refrigerator Perry. My nephews and I will have some pretty cool signed NFL cards for Christmas this year. Don't tell them I'm going to give it. This is from Facebook from somebody. I won't. Won't say who it is. Also somewhere around Chicago. Oh, Joliet Catholic. He was signing football cards here.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is from Solomon in Ocala, Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

Very wise.

[Bob Kevoian]

He goes, I listen to your show at night before I go to bed. I met the Fridge in South Carolina. He and his brother own a brick company. I was there getting a load of bricks to take to Colorado.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, now, wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got lots of questions here.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. The refrigerator owns a brick company? Is that what you. That's interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

But here's my question.

[Christy Lee]

Travel all the way to South Carolina.

[Bob Kevoian]

These must be some bricks, because I. Assuming these are bricks of reefer. I don't know. No, no, I'm kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is. They must be some exotic bricks.

[Christy Lee]

Must be.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure you can buy bricks in

[Tom Griswold]

Colorado now if you've made some. The Refrigerator Perry, please get a hold of us and tell us your story about how you met Jason.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got to get him on the phone. When a fridge was what, like 6, 5 3, 50 or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Give or take.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Big guy. I had a great college career. He'd been nicknamed the Fridge his entire life.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And one of the. The famous. What was it, 85 bears.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Super bowl winners that they're still talking about in Chicago.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Like 48 to 10 or something. 52 to 3. Beat the Patriots.

[Bob Kevoian]

According to Solomon. I was getting a load of bricks to take to Colorado. He was joking with me because I had a New York Giants hat on. Cool letter, Solomon.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Hey, the Fridge will give you the business if you ain't got a bear's hat on. Oh, yeah. You know, I don't want any of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I called it messing with the Fridge. Anybody messing with the kid? Nothing. Pat. At least you would have recognized that.

[Pat Godwin]

Recognize it?

[Bob Kevoian]

The melody's similar to the one. Perhaps the notes were wrong in the wrong sequence, the wrong key.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Josh, the enthusiasm.

[Bob Kevoian]

The enthusiasm is.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, have you ever met William the refrigerator parent?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Which is why I have to live vicariously through our listener letters.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Continue sending. You know what? Even if you've seen him on tv, I want to know about it.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently, he did a meet and greet with fans in aiken. What, on June 7th of this year?

[Tom Griswold]

He was just signing autographs two weeks ago.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, was he hounded by refrigerator companies wanting him to be the spokesperson?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't understand.

[Christy Lee]

I'm trying to find out.

[Josh Arnold]

Because he's irrelevant.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk about top of mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you were a fine athlete, part of a Super bowl winning team, and your name was Ted Frisbee, the Frisbee people would want you as their spokesperson.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe back then.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Red Grange doesn't get a lot of offers to do commercials either.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

For crayons or nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have we.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the oldest sports figure doing NFL quarterback. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Doing commercials these days. There's some guys hanging in there. Do Mammoth.

[Josh Arnold]

Does some kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you can get insurance.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

While you sleep or something, right? Something like that. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he's, what, from what, 67?

[Josh Arnold]

And then he looks at the camera and goes. I just want to kiss you.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, you're saying what we're all thinking. That's Susie Colbert. Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, we got an. We got an update on the great story we had yesterday about the guy that got kicked out of his. They won't let his truck into the place because of his slogan. And I want to think of something we can do. Truck guy. And we got a couple of updates about similar issues with slogans or non issues and.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, close circuit to everyone listening. We are trying to drive Josh mad. So please send us your. William. The refrigerator.

[Josh Arnold]

We might as well embrace it.

[Tom Griswold]

We might as well.

[Bob Kevoian]

The guy was great.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't I?

[Tom Griswold]

Was.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Was. Was.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree. It was fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was. You are telling me about was? Yes, but what's that, what's that maroon cap right there?

[Tom Griswold]

What does that say in private? I don't say. I don't trust it upon others.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does it say Washington Redskins? You was.

[Josh Arnold]

It's still a team.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, it's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was another. The Washington commanders. We're commanding you.

[Tom Griswold]

Your logic about arguing is.

[Ace Cosby]

I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is superior, isn't it? I admit it's very hard to disagree with me. I never care. Only one who disagrees with me is, well, everyone in my family and both my dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's another.

[Tom Griswold]

If they want to be wrong, they'll disagree.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right now if you want to be right. I was just actually just talking to Chick this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

About a friend of his who just sold his house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You want to give the numbers there?

[Tom Griswold]

Just. Well, let's just say, I don't know, six figures. And then it was well over north of $2 million in 10 years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So the point is, the average home in America in the last decade has more or less doubled. It depends on the situation, obviously. And if you had a house for about five years, it's up about, according to my reading, about 30 to 40%. Christie's the realtor around here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But the point of this is if you've, if you own your own house, you've owned it for a while, it may be worth more than it was when you bought it. Of course. And maybe you want to take out some of that equity without selling your house. That's what a refi can do for you. Even with the present day interest rates, it can still be worth your while. American Financing specializes in this. Among other things. They also do from the ground up mortgages these days. But American Financing right now has got a special program out there. Their average client is knocked about 800 bucks a month off that mortgage payment. How do they do it? We'll find out. It's a pretty simple math issue. They can tell you in about 10 minutes if it'll work for you. And by the way, no high pressure, no upfront fees. They have salary based consultants in the world of mortgages.

[Pat Godwin]

So find out.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Ace Cosby]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts People at O'Reilly Auto Parts at the news desk with their highlighter It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

I love a good highlighter, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

And don't you think Tom Christie is a highlight?

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you think? Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you guys are very.

[Bob Kevoian]

Her pleasant visage. Her mellifluous voice.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, her.

[Christy Lee]

Do you need 20 bucks?

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly what I meant.

[Pat Godwin]

I knew.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold. Chick, hey.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't help but notice you have a toothpick.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I do. I have some tooth. Toothpick wisdom for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up here in a second. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, do you think that.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead, John.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you take your car in to get fixed, huh? If the mechanic walks up to you and has a toothpick in his mouth, it's going to be more expensive.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I get.

[Josh Arnold]

I totally get. What's.

[Christy Lee]

I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's. He realizes I'm going to be here for a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Explaining why we have to replace the flange modulator. And that requires removing the engine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Price aside, if I see a mechanic with a toothpick, I think better.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you do.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

More skill.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not being critical. In other words, the mechanic is going to have to explain a little something,

[Josh Arnold]

but I do think there'll be some fiddling with. Well, you know, we're going to have to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Mr. Arnold, I noticed you haven't had your oil change in 78,000 miles.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I read it was a myth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Opened her up and opened her up. It looked like mayonnaise in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, actually, there is some mayonnaise.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see. Did you spill a little bit?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know to make a nice sandwich on my man?

[Bob Kevoian]

So you have some wisdom for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, great.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I sound like Matthew McConaughey.

[Bob Kevoian]

A little extra stoned.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Tom, there are three ways to hunt a bear, right? You got your spot in stock, you got your baiting. Oh, and then your hound hunting. I recommend hound hunting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, why is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's where you get the rugged mountains, thick swamps, the Great Lakes, Appalachian parts of the West. Especially trained tracking dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Donnie Baker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. They find a fresh scent trail and chase that bear until it climbs a tree. That's when you kill it.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. So you kind of let the hound do most of the work.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, what.

[Josh Arnold]

This has been toothpick wisdom.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do we kill it?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean? It's up to you. Yeah. What? You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't Climb up the tree and stab it.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how you kill a bear? You tell them one of your stories and it dies of boredom. Is how.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever seen a bear willfully swan

[Bob Kevoian]

dive off the top of the tree?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. I can't stand it. Shut up.

[Josh Arnold]

Refrigerator Perry was what he used.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want. I want Refrigerator Perry on the phone.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. Let's go.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's.

[Tom Griswold]

If we're gonna do it, let's get him in this.

[Josh Arnold]

We want him sitting in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Right there.

[Bob Kevoian]

The fridge.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. We have a ramp.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, once again.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like he's not gonna need a little help. He played football since he was 2. The knees aren't what they used to be. Well, look, I'm just guessing.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you weigh 350.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he was called the travel cooler back then.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, I got this nice letter from Doyle. We're getting some good names today.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Doyle.

[Josh Arnold]

We're also getting some good jokes, if you would just take the time to listen to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Slow down.

[Josh Arnold]

The travel Cooler.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't get caught up.

[Josh Arnold]

Rushing right into Doyle's arms.

[Christy Lee]

It was very funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you're saying that when he was in junior high school, he was William the. What was it again?

[Tom Griswold]

Travel cooler.

[Bob Kevoian]

Travel cooler.

[Josh Arnold]

Peewee football, which is what Chick was saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say. Oh, I see.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it was the ice chest back in the day.

[Tom Griswold]

See, now I can't help but notice that you're being a little. Critical?

[Bob Kevoian]

Condescending. Okay, now I would like to go with our guest, Doyle.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a card. Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Tarpon spring.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, again, good jokes happening over.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that Hoyle oil?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? Are you above a near rhyme for a pun?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he. I. I did the. It was Doyle.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

We stand. Correction.

[Bob Kevoian]

Doyle writes, hello from Tarpon Springs, Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

I always think that looks like Tampon Springs to me.

[Christy Lee]

I am. I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

It does.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

It does.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always think it is. Great fishing. Well, we were lucky.

[Tom Griswold]

Now no one will be on the show. From Tarpon Spring. Way to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'm just glad that you make the juvenile connection between tarpon and tampon. That's nice. Would you like to do various breads? Would you like to do some. Some toothpick wisdom about feminine hygiene?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I don't want to hear that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't trust anything that bleeds. Yeah, that. That nugget.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

There are two way. Three ways to take care of a woman's menstrual side.

[Ace Cosby]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Tampons, pads, and hound Hunting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, if you're just joining us, take

[Tom Griswold]

her on a hound.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was referencing a previous.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, for God's sake. It was three minutes ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesus.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello from Tarpon Springs, Florida. We were lucky enough to see two friends of the show last weekend. They were both outstanding.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was it this time?

[Bob Kevoian]

The only reason I'm reading this is because of the. The. Toward the end you'll see why. This is something that I think only Chick and I will appreciate. However, I'm going to pursue. I'm going to push on.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we saw Nick Griffin at Snappers in Palm Harbor. Snappers. And Saturday we saw Greg Warren at side Splitters in Tampa.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, Greg has a new 10 minutes on marching band. It's the best I've ever seen. I hope he turns this into another special. By the way, his walk up music was. Ladies and gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesus.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ladies and gentlemen, one of my very favorites. Wally Bryson on the guitar, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, that Wally. Oh, great sound. Nice setting of the guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

I agree.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what this is, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

I heard it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Watch it switch gears. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's the great Eric Carmen and the Raspberries.

[Tom Griswold]

Go all the Way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great song. Just amazing. Everything about that song is perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Except for the vocal.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean except for the vocal?

[Tom Griswold]

That's not everybody playing. Except for the vocal.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's a great vocal.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a little weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

And of course, Eric Carmen's hair looks great on the album cover. Yes, he always had nice hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Big wig, no football helmet.

[Christy Lee]

Greg Warren's gonna be doing a new special soon.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

He announced it yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's this?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Greg Warren.

[Bob Kevoian]

Greg's got a great one out there right now. What does he have three of them out there floating? I certainly would recommend them, but. Thank you, Doyle and Jamie. Doyle and Jamie. Recommending two great comedian friends of ours, Nick Griffin and Greg Warren. We appreciate it. And anytime you can hear some raspberries, I suggest you get into it. Great band now. Okay, coming up in the news, Chris Steeley.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up we have the Internet famous raccoon, Jimothy.

[Tom Griswold]

My God, what did we do?

[Bob Kevoian]

And in sports, what's coming up?

[Josh Arnold]

Sports?

[Tom Griswold]

Bain celebrated their World cup championship. We got some stuff. Big doings at the NCAA or are they? University of Michigan gonna be looking for a new athletic director. And Alex Bilal won the Music City Grand Prix yesterday in Nashville.

[Bob Kevoian]

They shortened it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know how I know that?

[Tom Griswold]

It was only two laps.

[Bob Kevoian]

I Came in to watch the end and it was over.

[Tom Griswold]

It was already over.

[Bob Kevoian]

Congratulations.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

David Maluca's had the race of his life. That poor kid. He is gonna win and start winning and never stop. But. And you know he's gonna last a third.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've already got a gig for him.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he should work for one of the cold remedies so he could be Mucus Malucas. What do you think? No. No. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

He's a funny guy, though. You'd like him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know I've interviewed him a couple times. That's. That's all coming up as is more mucus. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now, now I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight and you got a real problem. Do not blow it.

[Ace Cosby]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've been warned. Follow and listen on your favorite platform right here.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Lou, I'm Chick McGee. The sports desk sponsored by NHTSA. Remember, speeding catches up with you. Slow down. This message from NHTSA. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. You've ever noticed that sometimes when you're discussing something, people remember things just slightly different?

[Tom Griswold]

Telephone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your memory telephone game. Yeah. So that seems to be occurring here with these letters. Before I get to them, I'll set this up by mentioning a news story we had yesterday. This is the story of a food truck that apparently has been banned from the state House in the state of Indiana.

[Christy Lee]

Smash Daddy's Burgers.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is from the Indianapolis Star. They report that Smash Daddy's Burgers, Fries, etc, which is a great name, which is a food truck, has been banned. It can't be a vendor anymore at the state House. And they go into the weeds here. And there was allegedly someone complained about their slogan, blah, blah, blah. There appears to be no. Who knows? I certainly don't know what actually happened, but I do know that it's a great food truck. And we have multiple sources on that, certainly. But the problem was the slogan. Apparently someone thought the slogan was offensive. My children have ears. The slogan was, you'll love our meat in your mouth.

[Christy Lee]

They're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's kind of silly. I wouldn't get too concerned about it. We suggested perhaps there are some other businesses that have more. What's the word I'm looking for here, Josh? The kind of suggestive double entendre I suggested perhaps maybe there could be a place that had. We like our tacos vertical. We won't muff your order at the Vertical Taco, but I don't have a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be a great celebrity. Now I get a T shirt and

[Bob Kevoian]

everything, so I've got two letters that are referencing this. There was a grocery store called Farmer Jack's 40 years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure. Yeah. Well, go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

He goes. There was a hot news lady named Marilyn Turner who did their commercials with a very large animated farmer at the end of every commercial who'd say, you know what the farmer always says? And then the cartoon farmer would put his hands in his hips and say, you can't beat my meat. As teenage boys, we loved it. This is from Greg in Arizona. Okay, Greg, thank you. Now then, I've got this one in my high school. I. Well, this. Let me get to the. This kid probably got. Got kicked out of his school for mooning so much. By the way, there's a meat delivery company here. Their slogan is, nobody beats our meat. This is from Steve in Ashland, Kentucky. So that.

[Tom Griswold]

That one seems to be pretty prevalent. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Beating meat.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then. So these are both correct, you think?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean? You mean.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, these are different. They're two different businesses.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently beating the meat seems to be the.

[Christy Lee]

The theme.

[Bob Kevoian]

The theme.

[Tom Griswold]

It's okay with me. It's okay with you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah. So I guess they're okay. We have a new story coming up that references this in another way. It involves envelopes and.

[Christy Lee]

And, well, it's a fiance.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Okay. There's.

[Josh Arnold]

There's love. There's.

[Bob Kevoian]

There is love involved.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a misunderstanding? Did the two kids find each other right at the end?

[Christy Lee]

They've already found each other, sort of.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll find out about that. That's all. That's all coming. If you'd like to reach us, we have something new. If you go to the Babatom website, you can just click and email us directly. That way, it's so simple.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is that on my computer?

[Bob Kevoian]

This. Yes, as of today.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

They put the Internet on your computer.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exciting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Makes it very handy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Check out the Bob and Tom website. And you can just buy what We're a click away. As Mick Jagger would say, just a click away. Don, do you have any more letters over there?

[Tom Griswold]

One more. It says, and this is right up Tom's alley. Dear Bob and Tom show Pacifically, Tom, I think of you every time I go pee. Tom, as a man of certain age, I experience bifurcation. Even if I'm not having a bifurcatory episode, I still think of you, Tom, when I urinate. That's Johnny from Joliet, Illinois.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that'll happen.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom maintains he has a bifurcation sometimes as he's urinating.

[Bob Kevoian]

And when you do, you gotta. You gotta keep your eye on it.

[Tom Griswold]

I say it might be. Might be a stray hair. I don't think it has anything to do with the structural integrity of your penis. But you think there's some sort of weird thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Regardless, work one, you have to pay attention because you. If you got it, you got to choose which one of these is going to hit the hole.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. In the middle of. How many times we all said that, right, fellas?

[Bob Kevoian]

As a general rule, the more serious stream is the one you do.

[Tom Griswold]

You keep it dark when you're sleeping. You got a little nightlight. Total dark. What do you do?

[Christy Lee]

Don't you guys have the toilet bowl lights that Oscar got you for Christmas?

[Bob Kevoian]

My house, throughout the house, there are night lights everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Lit up like Vegas.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My question is, do you stand in the middle of the night to urinate or you sit down?

[Bob Kevoian]

It depends. As I said yesterday, I have a. I have a urinal, as you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

In my. What do you call it? The proper.

[Christy Lee]

What's the.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's it called?

[Christy Lee]

Your primary suite?

[Bob Kevoian]

Primary.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't call it the master bedroom. No, I have a urinal.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you mentioning every time just kind of messes everything up. But go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just objecting to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. I often go to the urinal, but I'll lean against it, and it's. It's cool. I'll put my head on the plumbing on top.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man. Have you ever, like, gone out and got just drunk and laid in the bathroom floor and just realized how cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It is?

[Tom Griswold]

A toilet bowl is on your forehead.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is glorious. You get in your knees. You drive the porcelain bus.

[Donnie Baker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. And there's nothing do you ever feel better than right after you vomit? I don't think so. It's really great. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Hard to do it, but once you're done.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I think there are many things that make me feel better than that in this life. I don't know. But sometimes I'll sit and I said, as I said yesterday, lately I've been having this encore thing. I'll get up in the middle of the night.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, there's an encore heading back

[Bob Kevoian]

to the bed and go, wait a minute, wait a minute. I go back and they're bringing you back? Yeah, they're bringing back.

[Christy Lee]

You're not done.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope he's going to play the hit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, I have that. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll sit down now.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you sit down, you talk and you don't care if it's bifurcating because it's just heading for the bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the tuck part? You just stuff it down in there in the bowl. Is that what it is? What are you talking about?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you know, you don't want it dangling over the edge and it just

[Tom Griswold]

doesn't flop in the bowl. So you can, you're. You're so massive. You have to lift it up with both hands to get it into the bowl.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can do it with one hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Spain's World cup winning soccer team returned home to Madrid. An estimated crowd of about 20. About 2 million 26 players. Their coaching staff met with the country's royals and with Prime Minister of Spain. Yeah, I didn't know either. His name's Pedro Sanchez. He arrived in the Spanish capital. Spanish, to me, a day after beating Argentina. That's what I was looking for. Something like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's like being named John Smith, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Pedro Sanchez.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I right? Come on, who's with me, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

You got Spanish names. Greatest hit there.

[Christy Lee]

It seemed like everybody's name was Martinez on the soccer team.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Christie's just having a little fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the bus that the team boarded on it was an open top, big time parade through Madrid. And on the side of the bus it said stars shine together.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And had had pictures of all the soccer players on the side of the bus.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were they on the bus?

[Tom Griswold]

That is quite the. Yes, they were on the bus. They were on the bus.

[Christy Lee]

No, they just put a bus.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what, though? But, but what a great question. You don't feel ashamed at all about asking such stupid questions at any time because in your mind you're illuminating.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just glad I Didn't have to be there or watch it or think about it.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, look, there's a bus full of great.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't there anything you enjoyed about the World Cup? Anything at all?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not really.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

The branch dressing thing was kind of funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. What about the Vikings?

[Bob Kevoian]

That was sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Three months ago, I said soccer. I can't stand watching it. It's boring as. But I did learn a new term, and my analysis of the amount of interest I have in soccer is nil. See what I did there?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Donnie Baker]

I'm just.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll admit lots of people like it. Good for them. I don't. Couldn't care less.

[Tom Griswold]

But, you know. You know, during going into this, you said your big contention was that people are acting like they enjoy it. That's really what was irritating.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. I think they're a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you still say that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Even though it seems like everyone actually did enjoy it. You're saying everyone. I.

[Bob Kevoian]

What did I. I heard there were, like, there were 12 NFL games last year that had higher ratings than the world.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, but that's the NFL. That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's much more interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Was that worldwide or just in the United States?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that also means that the people interested were watching. If people were pretending to like it, there would have been more viewers. Only the people that wanted to tune in did so. Therefore, the ratings.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I even heard one of the analysts actually reflective. I actually heard one of the analysts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here he goes. Here, here.

[Bob Kevoian]

NBC yesterday said about the final game. Well, yeah, the first 50 minutes were kind of a snoozer.

[Tom Griswold]

I disagree.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was the analyst from.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, oh, oh, oh, you're going by a girl.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was on the.

[Tom Griswold]

She knew what she was doing. She was blonde.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was. She was a blonde. Lovely, lovely.

[Pat Godwin]

Very thin.

[Tom Griswold]

But she was a little chunky, right? About a couple pounds over 100 pounds. Oh, no. She did 102, 103 with those legs.

[Bob Kevoian]

One squeeze, okay, you'd be done.

[Tom Griswold]

She was. She was singing a song that Tommy wanted to hear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very hot. But I was glad that she agreed with me about the boredom factor. What was that? Was that final score a lot of scoring?

[Christy Lee]

Was it one nothing?

[Tom Griswold]

One nothing. But it was tense for the whole. Amazing defensive strike.

[Christy Lee]

Went into extra time.

[Tom Griswold]

Incredible.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm glad you guys enjoyed it.

[Pat Godwin]

One touchdown to six points.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy, can you name a single player on the. On Spain.

[Christy Lee]

On Spain.

[Bob Kevoian]

We don't have all day. How about on. How about on yeah, Lionel Messi.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Please, Leonel.

[Christy Lee]

He's a train.

[Pat Godwin]

It's rich.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lionel Richie. He said he sings Lionel songs in Spanish.

[Tom Griswold]

And what's the deal with his face? Not messy.

[Christy Lee]

What's going on there?

[Tom Griswold]

His cheekbones are on his forehead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Little Beverly Hills. Little Beverly Hills surgery. Apparently he's a Jew.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm looking for. That's Leon. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you say we're looking for someone who's Jewish? What do you say?

[Pat Godwin]

He's a Jew. I'm looking for.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I thought. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I think we've really done some damage here. Congratulations, fellas. Let's move forward here.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we going to hear from Jimothy? Coming up, the. That weird. What is it?

[Pat Godwin]

A raccoon.

[Christy Lee]

Raccoon, yes, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

The boys. And Timothy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't this Rupert Holmes?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. These guys are from Wilkesbury, Pennsylvania.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. I stop in reverse.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a song about eating a dog, right?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's a human being.

[Bob Kevoian]

They eat a human being.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In the song.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you remember?

[Pat Godwin]

Miners Timothy.

[Tom Griswold]

Miners Timothy. My God, what did we do?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, okay, we'll get to that. Coming up now we got something coming up of interest in the news. You want to give me a tease here?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. We have a dog that was rescued. Rescued from us, from a bay. We have a semi naked Milk Snatcher. We have a new phrase from the Cambridge dictionary. Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Milk Snatcher sounds a phrase. Really hot.

[Christy Lee]

Star wars stories, too, if you're a Star wars fan.

[Tom Griswold]

I just squirt it right in there. I like the Milk Snatchers. Oh, yeah. That's what I like. Now.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not milk, ladies and gentlemen. What it is. In fact, I'll tell you what it isn't. The physicians at Brick House Nutrition have developed a weight loss. And I want to say it's not a. What is it called? A GLP1 injectable. It's actually a little. A little more simple. No stabbing yourself with a needle and nowhere near the cost. It's called Lean. It's a weight loss supplement with some remarkable results out there. And the physicians have designed this for those that want to lose 10 pounds or more. It's not for the casual dieter. Lean has ingredients that have been shown to lower your blood sugar, burn fat, turning it into energy and curb your appetite. Curb those cravings. You're not as hungry. So try out Lean. They've got a special thing going right now. 20% off with free rush shipping. So you can add Brickhouse Nutrition's lean to your healthy diet and exercise plan real soon. Visit takelean.com, enter the code Tom for the discount. Once again, that's my Name, [e-mail] Of course, weight loss results will vary. These products and statements have not been evaluated by the fda. And Lean is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or any condition. Lean is designed to lose some serious weight. And you'll get all the details by visiting take lean.com Coming up, we have a variety of stories of interest, including some pretty cool world records in the world of being a logger. Also, we have semen encrusted underwear in the news in a way, Jess Hooker's

[Josh Arnold]

not gonna make that for us.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm intrigued.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I'll try anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Tube stick? Smothered underwear?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm surprised Chick McGee is here because the Hemingway lookalike contest is taking place in Key west this weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm leaving one o' clock this afternoon

[Bob Kevoian]

and we will touch on that, among many other things here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Chris Steeley at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. That's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, you.

[Tom Griswold]

How's it going?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a better day, all right. Every day gets better.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys are matching a little bit today.

[Tom Griswold]

Matching action.

[Christy Lee]

The Blues Brothers, the blue.

[Josh Arnold]

The, the Tommy's got blue on, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Shade of blue. Past tense of blue is blown. Isn't that right?

[Josh Arnold]

That is true.

[Tom Griswold]

Blown. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. We're gonna visit the sports desk. I'll remind you of a couple quick things. We do have a something new. We're reconfiguring the website, et cetera, et cetera. We've got some cool new stuff on the way for the vip, but we have a new direct link. If you want to email us. You just go to bob and tom.com and click. You can get us, get us your letters. We love hearing from you. And we will be reading more of those letters, I'm sure, this morning. Thank you very much. Now, what have you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

The University of Michigan, Arguably one of the best fight songs in his history of the world.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would start some arguments.

[Tom Griswold]

Conquering Heroes. It's pretty good. It's, it's unique. It's an Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

They all kind of sound the same.

[Tom Griswold]

Catchy, catchy. A lot of good lyrics, I think. Anyway, someone who won't be singing it anymore is the athletic director, Ward Manual. The university has agreed to buy out the remaining years on his contract and he'll step down at the end of the year. Man, this guy's following my dream. Here's some money, chick. Now go away.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh boy. And by the way, Ward Manual cannot drive a stick. Isn't that ironic? Ironic, thy name is Ward. A warm up jacket. Listen to me now, believe me later. A warm up jacket. I saw this a couple days ago and I couldn't believe it. And by gosh, I checked it as much as I'm capable and evidently it's legitimate. Wilt Chamberlain's warm up from 1972 NBA Finals, which the Lakers won. It was found in an Oregon Goodwill.

[Josh Arnold]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

A gentleman by the name of Quinn Brown, a 19 year old Portland resident, bought it for $3 and it sold this past weekend for close to $100,000.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Wow, man.

[Tom Griswold]

How cool would that. I don't know. I don't know if I would have sold it.

[Bob Kevoian]

How did he know? Did it say Wilt on it?

[Tom Griswold]

It's very unique and if you see it, you go, this has to be real. The, the way it's shaped, the wear on it. I immediately saw it and thought I was kind of a Laker nut back then. And yeah, it, it's like that weird, you know, you're seven feet tall and it fit him. You know, it's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I take a black light to that thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't someone run the numbers and he would have to have sex with three women a day with ladies at halftime of the games?

[Christy Lee]

I think this is what it looked

[Tom Griswold]

like to get it done.

[Christy Lee]

See that?

[Tom Griswold]

See how unique that looks?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Incredibly cool. The finger roll he wore. The headband.

[Bob Kevoian]

A short sleeve.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the rare, the rare short sleeve. Warm up. Yeah. The 70s were a magical time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we. We spoke to Mr. Chamberlain when that book came out and, and I'm not sure if that was just a publicity stunt or if he had indeed he claimed that. Didn't he have a room that was just a giant bed?

[Tom Griswold]

I remember they do. They did a profile of him in the 70s when the Lakers won that championship. And he has a. Had a round bed on. On top of some hill overlooking Hollywood and he could roll out of his bed and go right into his pool.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And I thought, well, that's amazing. Little white trash chick saw that And I'm sorry, Chuck. And thought, my good. My goodness. Anyway, here's what happened. Quinn Brown bought it for $3 at the Oregon Goodwill, put it on social media and that's when as these things happen, it blew up. Sotheby's. Yes, that's Sotheby's contacted him about consigning it because they were. Their curiosity was like that looks legit. And by gosh, it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did he. Did he know that it was real?

[Tom Griswold]

Quinn? He suspected. That's why he. And that's also why he kind of put it on social media. To see what.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he put. He paid, would you say? Three bucks?

[Tom Griswold]

Three bucks.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you get a hundred thousand dollar return on a three buck investment. That's. That's bitcoin type of stuff.

[Donnie Baker]

It's not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Not bad at all. Am I right, Tom?

[Bob Kevoian]

IRS is going to be looking into this.

[Christy Lee]

Well, could you let the kid have some fun for a minute?

[Tom Griswold]

So much for pretty. Pretty music and rainbows, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Saying, well, blame the man, don't blame me.

[Tom Griswold]

Blame the. Blame the game, don't blame the player. Right. Is that backwards?

[Christy Lee]

Took the taxes out before they gave him the check anyway. They do I probably on a number like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure this Sotheby's.

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so. Remember the guy that.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

The one survivor that never paid the taxes, ended up in jail.

[Christy Lee]

That's a totally different.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. But this illustrates perfectly how you argue about nine different topics at the same time and make it sound like it's the same legitimate reasoning. You're amazing.

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I should be in sales.

[Tom Griswold]

Hundreds of fellows who think they look like Ernest Hemingway are expected to gather in Key west this weekend for the 45th annual Hemingway Look Alike contest. The event honors the Nobel prize winning auteur who. And author, by the way, who lived in the Key west during the 30s.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've decided second place this year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're going to hire him to come here and do Chick McGee appearances.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why don't. They should just turn this into the chic McGee lookalike.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. Hang on. If I. So in other words, if I can get some sort of conversation compensation. Not 100%. I understand that.

[Ace Cosby]

It's like.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like. It's like Steve Perry with Journey. He still. He still gets paid for their live shows, but he doesn't have to do them.

[Tom Griswold]

You give me 50% of the appearance fee, they can go out as 50.

[Bob Kevoian]

Seems a little heavy.

[Josh Arnold]

We got to go 40 dude, I

[Bob Kevoian]

was going to go.

[Tom Griswold]

I meant 65.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think you can win anymore. You're too healthy looking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you know what?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I have to. I'd have to bulk up.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you would.

[Bob Kevoian]

I could bulk up or you could go for the post suicide. Have your head.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay now by my count. And I'm just casually keeping track.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The last two stories. He is totally ruined with the taxes and now the suicide taxes. Does he think he's doing good work over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

That'd be a good Halloween costume for you next year. The post shotgun. Hemingway.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Ketchum, Idaho.

[Donnie Baker]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there something bad in ketchup, Idaho? Ketchup, Idaho. What is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Ketchup.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like Hank. Hank. Ketchup.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Dennis the Menace. Dennis the Menace. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Fighting Keepums.

[Tom Griswold]

Contestants are judged on not only how closely they resemble Hemingway, but also in a sentence that Tom's written. We continue also on how well they capture his larger than life personality. The weekend celebration features several events, including the running of the bulls. Instead of real bulls, participants race through the streets pushing wooden sawhorses.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hemingway would be so. It would not.

[Tom Griswold]

He would love this. He would. He'd love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't care for this. He was a minimalist.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'd be going, hey, fatso, nice beard. Get out of the way. Get rid of the sawhorse.

[Tom Griswold]

I just put up a picture of Hemingway and his driver, like Armando or something. And they were. They were constantly in graveyards, drinking wine, like graveyard, like all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

It's what they did.

[Tom Griswold]

What. That's how they hung out.

[Bob Kevoian]

He remember. He was. I forget what year, like 54 or something. He. He was in two separate plane crashes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

In Africa. Probably had. Yeah. He got shot during World War I. Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Let alone the emotional.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Scars.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was pretty rough.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Peritonitis or something. Barely. Almost lost his leg or something. I don't know. Oh, look, we've got a record. And actually, I endorse this 87%.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Stupid world record. Three new women's world records have been set at the lumberjack World Championship.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

66 men and 40 women attended the three day competition in Hayward, Wisconsin this year. Carolina Irwinova from the Czech Republic broke a world record. She earned first place in the women's underhand chop, cutting through 11 inches of white pine in 21.28 seconds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen any of this stuff? It looks like this looks so incredibly dangerous.

[Ace Cosby]

All this stuff.

[Christy Lee]

I like where they're using axes and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom they ascend a log that's vertically and they chop a notch out and put a plank in there and step on it and chop and keep going up.

[Josh Arnold]

Crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

She broke another record after placing first in the women's standing chop, cutting through 9 inches of white pine and 9.1. 9.38.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you suppose.

[Bob Kevoian]

The first aid tent. I mean, they gotta be. They gotta be ready for some pretty massive lacerations.

[Josh Arnold]

And they may have a surgeon on site.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't Greg Hahn do this? Yeah, like, he was the.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg Hahn was the MC.

[Bob Kevoian]

Master of ceremonies. The guy with the suit.

[Christy Lee]

Right. I don't think he wore a suit. I think he wore a suit at the Lumberjack.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's all spangly, you know, like a Rod.

[Josh Arnold]

Roddy suit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now be honest.

[Pat Godwin]

Three piece.

[Tom Griswold]

You're making that up.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I hope it's true.

[Pat Godwin]

I hope it's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's not going to show up in a flannel shirt like one of the.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he may have.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. He didn't have a suit on.

[Christy Lee]

He didn't have a suit on.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this next record she set. Tom, is this where they run across the logs on one?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. This is super cool. Do we have any of the video of this?

[Tom Griswold]

Meredith Ingratson of Hayward, Wisconsin, where they held the game, set a world record in the. What's called women's boom run, sprinting across logs on the water and back eight red cedar logs. She ran across in 13.7 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this is one of those things that sounds easy.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not. I got to try this once. You did impossible.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how they. They balance themselves spitting on logs like that.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I did log rolling.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Mad Dog Matus and I did it.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it hard?

[Christy Lee]

It's terrifying. Yes. We were in the water in seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Because we were able to start kind of holding onto a bar and then you let go of that to try.

[Ace Cosby]

I couldn't do.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't do it. Holding onto a bar. No way. Absolutely no way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, isn't the underhand chop the way your mom would compliment you when you were a little boy?

[Christy Lee]

What is an underhand chop?

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of violence?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think kind of a

[Tom Griswold]

violence and abuse.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I've arrived at what you see before you, but still.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you watch it? Did you watch these on tv, Chris?

[Christy Lee]

No, I did. I missed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wasn't on regular tv. It was. It was on the Internet. You had to log in.

[Josh Arnold]

My fear is that he. He thinks he's doing comedy.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. See? But I don't know what's happening.

[Pat Godwin]

Get it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we got it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a login. The snake farm is there. I'm. I'm slowly being won over.

[Josh Arnold]

I had somebody ask me recently, does Tom really think those jokes are funny because he laughs so hard, or is he laughing because you guys are so upset and I just said, yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know what? That is the correct answer.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Darn right. That's how the show works. Congratulations.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that sports?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

We got that girl. And something coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I got something coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

I got something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give me the tease.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have semen in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we have a big Star wars story.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see me. You don't mean hello, sailor. You mean where would we be?

[Tom Griswold]

Where would we all be right now without semen?

[Christy Lee]

We wouldn't be here.

[Tom Griswold]

Think about that.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Also, we got. Salsa is good for you. We'll tell you about that. And coffee's good for you.

[Christy Lee]

Salsa the dance, not salsa the food.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh,

[Tom Griswold]

I can't dip my chips in a dance. What the hell?

[Bob Kevoian]

And did we do the one about the guy that had to be cut out of the public toilet? Okay, do we.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have a David Rush record? I've been told. I don't see it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you did not give it to me. Why don't you go ahead and be a special correspondent? Oh, nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we'll do it when we come back.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll come back.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk about a cliffhanger.

[Bob Kevoian]

My favorite David Rush on the way. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 or@bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom show

[Bob Kevoian]

will be happening.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry, I got a fish burp, fish oil pill or. Yeah, and I forgot.

[Josh Arnold]

I have. I have some that don't. I'll send you the link. Yeah, they do not do that to me anymore, so this other kind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now, let's see. Where was I?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's gonna be unpleasant.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have been asked to do a guest Spot here, Is that correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Time now with our guest reporter, Tom Griswold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, A personal hero of mine, David Rush. Back in the news, David Rush has reclaimed the Guinness World Record for in this case, the most rolls of toilet paper balanced on the forehead.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, this is kind of fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

As you know, David Rush, we've spoke to him several times. Idaho, Idaho's own David Rush. He took back the title after balancing 195 rolls of toilet paper on his forehead.

[Josh Arnold]

What the.

[Bob Kevoian]

For 30 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they all pyramid it out now?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do we have the photograph?

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Donnie Baker]

How many?

[Bob Kevoian]

195.

[Pat Godwin]

That's impossible.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they are pyramid.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so he has what, a piece of cardboard in between each level?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't like it either.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, now he's balancing them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's very difficult.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do we know? You couldn't do this.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. I think I could.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, is this your two ply? I don't know what the rules. He lost it there, but. Yeah, but he did it for he 30 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm all right with two ply. Two ply. Don't bother me. Don't bother me.

[Tom Griswold]

I was fascinated by a gentleman who was a cost cutter who liked a dollar, save money. He would get two ply toilet paper and peel it apart and use one ply that.

[Bob Kevoian]

He used a toothbrush in his fingernails a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

And getting rid of the grit.

[Christy Lee]

Now, I think it should be stacked on top of each other.

[Tom Griswold]

Tall.

[Donnie Baker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So not pyramid it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's probably a separate record.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, come on, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but that's something to be celebrated. Not this manufacturer.

[Donnie Baker]

Are you kidding?

[Bob Kevoian]

He could go to Costco without a cart and check out 195 rolls of toilet paper.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'll try the tall one.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we'll get a video of. I'm gonna guess I can do. How long do I need to balance it?

[Bob Kevoian]

30 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

30 seconds is what you want.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what's required.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

He's on his. Was it on his head?

[Tom Griswold]

Are we going to set a record? Are we going to set a record? I say six days.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a flat? You have a pretty flat noggin.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I was going to do forehead,

[Christy Lee]

but I can do forehead or head.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Josh, Christy thinks you have a flat head.

[Christy Lee]

He has a forehead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's kind of on his forehead there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Pizza delivery guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Where the hell is.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's got his arms spread out and he's balancing 195 rolls of toilet paper. It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that one day. Take a break from the records and clean that house up.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, I got news for his son. Somebody's going as a mummy for Halloween.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what that was? That is. That's a gentleman who's lost the housekeeper.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

If, you know, maybe the way it

[Josh Arnold]

is, what it looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly what it looks like.

[Christy Lee]

A single dad. Is that what you're saying?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm thinking. I don't know. I. I've. I've got some.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't see any kids around.

[Tom Griswold]

We got some experience.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, I want to show you the.

[Christy Lee]

Here.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is important. David Rush first captured the record in 2021 with 101 rolls of toilet paper, but lost it. Someone else pushed the record to 152. And he's just decimated the record. 195 rolls of toilet paper on his forehead.

[Christy Lee]

So what do you think you could do on your forehead?

[Bob Kevoian]

I say four, but you're talking stack them.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a tower.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, A tower.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

For 30 seconds. What do you think?

[Jess Hooker]

Six.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, so we got four. We got six.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Eight.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody's gonna have to be next to me on, like a step stool. Stacking them.

[Donnie Baker]

Nine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now what you could do is you could start with one of those really huge ones that they have it trucks.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then. And then you get the. And you get the double one. Then you. That would make it easier.

[Tom Griswold]

Story about Charmin had like the forever toilet roll or something. It was as big around as a tractor tire. Remember that story?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Where would you.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was that for?

[Christy Lee]

Toilet paper holder you could never find.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What would that be for?

[Tom Griswold]

You'd never have to change the roll of toilet paper at least once a year or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet he's glad he did this before this diarrhea parasite hit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably a shortage right now. Could be taxes.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if bidet sales went up during this suicide.

[Tom Griswold]

Diarrhea parasites.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's big in the news. They. Did you see that? They.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they've. They changed the lettuce now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now they're saying it might not have been the lettuce after that big announcement.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Lawsuit.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell? What. What's the new theory? Yeah, I know.

[Christy Lee]

They think it might even be something in the water that they sprayed on the vegetables.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's why I don't eat Vegetables.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. That's every. Every kid out there.

[Christy Lee]

Last week.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, mom, it's nothing but hamburger and steak this week. French fries, India hot dog and fries. Okay, well, that's. No, that is. That's. That's officially sports. Christie Lee, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're going to talk toilets. The firefighters in Kansas City rescued a man who had gotten stuck inside a porta potty. Now, according to this story, the Kansas City firefighters were forced to cut apart the toilet after he somehow became trapped between the seats. Video footage of the incident shows first responders using an electric saw to slice through the plastic, instructing the distressed men on how to climb out. The rescue ended with firefighters successfully pulling the man out, hosing him down beside the fire truck. And it's not clear how he was trapped.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

But I'm kind of confused. Do we have any video on this or.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's. It's one of these things where the guy falls in.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, so he does fall in. Is that his arm dangle does fall in. No, it can't be his arm.

[Christy Lee]

No, it says here he was trapped in beneath the seat.

[Tom Griswold]

That does look like his arm. What is that hanging out of there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he's stuck in there. He's down in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that his arm?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it's not his arm. Isn't. It is a pipe looking thing? Yeah, it's like a hose that maybe they.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's moving.

[Christy Lee]

That's part of his seat.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's his arm.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

If that's his arm, he's his arm.

[Josh Arnold]

He has no hand.

[Tom Griswold]

If his arm. He's hideously deformed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, is he down? He's down in that hand.

[Donnie Baker]

Like a br.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, Right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

So somebody's down in that hole moving that thing up.

[Josh Arnold]

It's something for him to pull up and here. Yeah. How did this happen?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm assuming the guy dropped his drugs down there. Why would you dive in? Why would you go down into a. Down into the toilet pit?

[Christy Lee]

Well, and it. It can't be a big space. It's a porta potty, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's. But it's. There's a big pit underneath there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What is he.

[Christy Lee]

There is a big pit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, porta potties don't have a big pit.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not all that portable.

[Christy Lee]

It's not that deep.

[Josh Arnold]

Some do, some don't. That tank underneath.

[Pat Godwin]

What was that? You see this?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a helmet.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like a piece of Plastic. That. But he is trying to get out.

[Tom Griswold]

That's his arm.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you can tell it's covered in.

[Bob Kevoian]

This guy is completely covered. Covered in feces.

[Josh Arnold]

This is terrible.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to say I think he did the same. You know, for once, the firefighters are going, somebody light a match.

[Christy Lee]

But you see how far back they're standing there.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what happened to this guy? I think the way it looks now. So that's a broken piece of plastic underneath the seat. He may have been sitting there and that broke off.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? You're right.

[Josh Arnold]

And he fell right in.

[Pat Godwin]

I sure hope it just.

[Josh Arnold]

If so, this guy's an immediate millionaire, isn't he?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I would sue the Porta Potty Company. I would sue the county, the city. I would sue poop.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole.

[Pat Godwin]

And no one's helping him.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Firefighters are helping him.

[Pat Godwin]

No, they're not.

[Josh Arnold]

They're just standing there, standing there with their phones.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you try to make these firefighters heroes.

[Bob Kevoian]

It probably smells so bad.

[Josh Arnold]

They're waiting for the clothes pins.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Multoon, I'm gonna go get a kitty cat out of a tree. It looks like you get. You get this dude out of the poop pit.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like our producer might have some info on this. Okay, so he didn't. That did not break on him. So we still don't know how he got into the tank. All right. The fireman cut open that part. That's broken.

[Bob Kevoian]

As it says. Christy written says it remains unclear how the man became trapped inside the portable.

[Josh Arnold]

He had to want to get down.

[Pat Godwin]

He was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm saying. I'm saying he dropped. Dropped his. He dropped his stash.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

This is my point. This is a portable one. So the.

[Jess Hooker]

The.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just not small chest.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it's just a small area.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, so it's just the six inches deep. That's better than being neck deep, Right?

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I think given the choice. Yeah. You would want to be in a Porta Potty instead of like an outdoor toilet.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

The one we had last week. The guy was in what they call a toilet vault.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Which doesn't look to be a vault, which was a.

[Tom Griswold]

That's like, sound like plethora. Oh, the toilet vault sounds like we're playing toilet oldies. Coming up. Coming out of the toilet vault. Here's a song.

[Josh Arnold]

Splish splash.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. I was hot flopping and pooing.

[Christy Lee]

So anyway, so don't crawl into the porta Potty that way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I Lost a phone. These keep happening.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you go into a porta. No. Grab your phone if you dropped it down.

[Christy Lee]

Everything's on the cloud.

[Ace Cosby]

Remember that.

[Bob Kevoian]

The one we had.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't snap.

[Bob Kevoian]

The one we had last week, which was the real deep pit and they said it was. It forms a film on top so it looks like it's not that deep. And the guy went into. What were they retrieving last time?

[Christy Lee]

Sunglasses.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sunglasses. Oh, that was right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sunglasses.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there's some very pricey sunglasses.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I have prescription progressive sunglasses, but I'm not going. I'm still not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't care what your sunglasses politics are. This has nothing to do with it.

[Josh Arnold]

My sunglasses are very woke, very forward thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I have the American Communist Party sunglasses in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gus Hall's names right there.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that didn't creep you out? We have seamen coming up next.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And Tom's going to make some jokes about death and taxes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. If possible, these remain the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bob and tom.com contest rules. Rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom show

[Bob Kevoian]

from the Hoosier Lottery.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the News Dash. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a question for the room coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, coming up, there's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. I'm Chick McGee and Tom. Josh has a question.

[Donnie Baker]

Fire away.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's say none of us have access to a swimming pool. A company comes and says, hey, we specialize in custom swimming pools. We do not make normal looking pools. They have to be shaped like something. We will give you one for free. What would you. What shape would you pick? Like what, Pat? Would you go with a guitar shape?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that'd be cool.

[Pat Godwin]

That'd be a little hacky, but it's not a bad idea. I, I would do that. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's the example.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what popped into my mind was a guitar. But then I thought, football shaped pool. There you go. Oh, okay. Yeah, that'd be a nice shape, right? A football.

[Josh Arnold]

It's almost a little too normal. Yes, but great. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about a bone? How about a dog pool?

[Christy Lee]

I do a flower.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a big bone.

[Josh Arnold]

I like bone. I do a flower.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you.

[Christy Lee]

It would go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Nice little petals all the way around.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? I'm gonna come visit your pool

[Bob Kevoian]

off the. Off the stem shaped diving board and.

[Tom Griswold]

And be glad. I'm just peeing.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom, what would you do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Tom, you got one of those rectangle pools, I bet.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Is yours rectangle or is it a kidney shape? What do you got?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, you got there a wave pool. It's your rectangle.

[Christy Lee]

What would you do?

[Josh Arnold]

Me?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe something like. Like a huge dollar sign. Like if I'm gonna do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Scrooge McDuck.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's just. And by the way, it's like two lanes down the middle and that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll work with anybody to put a pool in my backyard. Just give me a call. That's Chick.

[Donnie Baker]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm okay, go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder if someone's done that.

[Josh Arnold]

A dollar sign pool.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that sounds like something the comedian Rodney Dangerfield would do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or he might have done it in one of his movies. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

A skull. Like a big skull. And then like the eyes would be two islands. Like maybe swim up bars, kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or I imagine some of this stuff has probably been done.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is it 61 unusual shapes for pool ideas is. Oh, there's a fish. There is a guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Dolphin.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think anybody has, you know, the phallus? Two hot tubs.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

With a pool.

[Tom Griswold]

Some adult. Adult cinema star must have one of those.

[Christy Lee]

There's Bubbles, the elephant pool. There's a cat. Man. There's quite a few different ideas here if that's something you're into. No, I want a kitty cat pool.

[Josh Arnold]

You just want a regular old pool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. It's a hassle. Enough to clean a square one. I don't want to.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the kid? How about a pool? Tom?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Shaped like. Yeah, right. Or you're not. You're not a big cat guy, but you know, you could. Could be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the cat head with the ears and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you say your daughters like kitty cats?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're not getting one.

[Pat Godwin]

Good for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I took a poll with my dogs. We're not getting a cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, she can come visit mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine behind the scenes with the dogs and they're all right. It's just a rumor right now, but have you heard? They're trying to get a cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, what are we gonna do about.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to do something about this quick.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember the far side where the cat. The dog has set up the. The washing machine and the dryer.

[Tom Griswold]

Food.

[Josh Arnold]

He's written cat food. He doesn't know how to spell food.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

With cat food leading into the.

[Tom Griswold]

Standing up against the wall. Here comes the cat now.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's time to get back to the news desk. Christy, what's happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

A German court has ruled that a prisoner who sent his fiance semen covered letters was unfairly punished.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would he be punished at all?

[Christy Lee]

According to a German legal journal, the inmate was given a one week leisure ban after being caught setting paper pages containing, quote, bodily liquids from the intimate areas.

[Jess Hooker]

Whoops.

[Christy Lee]

A practice that was apparently common for him and his fiance.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Before things went south. They did this in a loving way, apparently.

[Christy Lee]

The prisoner argued that the punishment suppressed his sexual fantasies and violated his fundamental right to free personality development.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. Okay. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Prison authorities had argued that the fluid could endanger the health of staff. A court determined that the addition of semen turned the letter into a quote, unquote package. And since packages require a different type of permit before sending, he was unfairly punished.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it's a technicality. So he literally got off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

On a technicality.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think the most interesting thing about this is it's nice to know people are still writing letters.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that nice?

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of stars got that going for him, but the way it's written, it sounds like he's coating the outside of the envelope.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe he's. That's how he's sealing the envelope, you know?

[Christy Lee]

But then it said inside. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Yeah, boy.

[Christy Lee]

But then it had pages on the inside, so I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's weird.

[Josh Arnold]

She loves it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It's interesting. It's flat and yet he's wadding it up.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

My baby

[Tom Griswold]

put my wad in the wad.

[Christy Lee]

So.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that a thing?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, he said she sends it back, like her intimate stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she might wipe with a piece.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So I would. I would write more letters, but I'm very self conscious about my hand. I don't care for my handwriting, really. It's in my head.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm assuming your friendship is great.

[Tom Griswold]

It's less. Much less. I can sign my name. That's about it. Yeah. Wow. And then I don't, like. I do capitals and lowercase randomly. Something about a problem with authority. I'm not sure what that's all about.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're not going to tell me to put a capital out of there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of rock and rollers do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll capital. I'll capitalize if I want to, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm all caps when I write.

[Christy Lee]

Are you really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad was all caps. He's dead.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what it means about your personality, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it mean I'm dead soon?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Leaped right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're yelling. Would you ever consider sending a. Like a. One of your T shirts that you'd soiled, if you will, to a lady friend?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, if she was like. If we were deep in a relationship and she was like, will you please send me one of those?

[Tom Griswold]

That would turn me on, man.

[Pat Godwin]

I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

I duh. I'd look for a new girlfriend.

[Christy Lee]

Would you?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't know what romance is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know it isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all it would take.

[Bob Kevoian]

It isn't an ejaculate encrusted T shirt. I know that much.

[Tom Griswold]

What would it say?

[Christy Lee]

That's how much she loves you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What would the deal breaker. That would be the deal breaker.

[Josh Arnold]

What about just your boxers or your underwear? Rather she says, just, will you please. I'm going to be gone for two months and I just want. Will you please ups me a pair of your underwear?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

And what if. What if you say, hey, here's a recently worn shirt? How about that? I'll send that to you.

[Pat Godwin]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a borderline mental illness. But at least it's.

[Tom Griswold]

And then she refuses and go, no, I want your soiled under underwear.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. Wait. Time out. So if I requested a T shirt that my husband had worn because I'm gonna be gone. You just said it was borderline.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

When he. When he stepped it up to suddenly it's soiled underwear.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, no. The T shirt's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've had. We've all had girls ask for that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Donnie Baker]

I just.

[Tom Griswold]

This morning, a stranger walking to work. Hey, chick. It happens all the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I know you. You have a sentimental tie that one of your brothers gave you that after he wore it. He sent you a video of him.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. What? I'm sorry. I kind of lost track of this scenario.

[Josh Arnold]

There's very little difference between the Arnold Boys and the Carradine boys. Is that what you're getting at?

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, the Arnold boys weren't the ones hopping bed to bed naked during vacations in Michigan playing grab ass with each other.

[Bob Kevoian]

No one was the Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the Griswold boy.

[Josh Arnold]

My older brother is pooping. Maybe I'll go pee between his legs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's totally reasonable behavior.

[Josh Arnold]

That isn't incestuously homosexual.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think we forgot all this? Good lord, no. It's true. It doesn't make it any better.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, the pounding that I got was delicious. But it was a classic moment because he was just frozen in terror. Your brother's.

[Josh Arnold]

My brother's. I wouldn't have gotten that far buffing

[Bob Kevoian]

his sack with a tie.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not what you were going. You were going down the autoerotic asphyxiation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, sorry. Let's just move forward. What's coming up in the news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have Star wars news. We have a interesting prop that was sold at auction. We have a new exhibit and. And salsa classes could be good for your health as well as caffeine. We'll talk about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got some. Got some good coffee. News coming up, a cool story about a skydiving vicar. Know what a vicar is? Yeah. There you go. And if we get time, we've got that switched at birth lawsuit going on right now. That's very, very interesting. But first we check in with Chick Magee across the way.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Coming right back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Well, hello there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello there. There's, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. There's Jess Hooker.

[Donnie Baker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Donnie Baker]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Indeed. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee and Tom. What's going on over there, buddy?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just getting organized. We got a lot to do.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Many things to get to, which I'm certainly looking forward to. Ms. Hooker, you've missed quite a few interesting stories today.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lots of letters. And by the way, we've got a new thing going on. You can go to to our [e-mail] and one click, you can reach us with your emails, a time saver click. If you've got something you want to weigh in on, we would love to hear from you. Yesterday's show, very exciting. We had news about the Wizzinator, remember the Wizenator, the fake phallus, if you will, that you put your urine in if you want to pass a drug test and you've been doing things very effective. One did not work so well in the news, though. The person was arrested for dropping the fake phallus on the floor of a police car. Oh, but you've missed a lot of things. You've also missed some bodily fluids in the news.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I love bodily speaking about fluids.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Wizinator, is it possible because, you know, they have the exit velocity in Major League Baseball and they can tell how fast the ball leaves the bat and all. Good. They're pointing right. It can't. They is it possible to point a radar gun at a urine stream. You guys did this and it measured it for. On the Wizinator. But I wondered if you could.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we did it on a. It was a machine thing that they.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was a machine that. It had a water wheel. Looked like a riverboat.

[Josh Arnold]

But Chick's question is I don't know if the radar detector will pick up that low of a velocity.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're right. Right, right, right. But it spun a little wheel around what we had.

[Bob Kevoian]

But there is a device because you had to have a medical exam.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And. And they were measuring velocity and impact, etc.

[Josh Arnold]

Essentially I just peed into a hole and it landed. What the surface it landed on. Measured all.

[Donnie Baker]

Everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I was. I was suggesting if they're going to do that. You ever go down the street and they have that they have the portable sign showing how fast you're going to get people to slow down?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would it be handy to have one

[Tom Griswold]

of those while you're. You're.

[Josh Arnold]

Why I think it was best the. Because I would have tried to beat my. I would have been pushing unnaturally and stuff like that to get to a higher number.

[Jess Hooker]

Not safe.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's why they don't want you.

[Donnie Baker]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

So do you really care how fast your urine's coming out?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, when you're. Sometimes when you're a guy, it's just a game.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it fast enough to peel that toilet paper off the side to sink that cigarette?

[Tom Griswold]

The older you get, the more time you spend at the urinal because you're waiting and then you're waiting some more.

[Christy Lee]

Can't you keep your hands off of it for a little bit?

[Bob Kevoian]

And then.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And when you're.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you're young boys at. At summer camp, you see who can shoot it the farthest.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you don't. Another thinly failed game. Erotic from Tom's childhood.

[Christy Lee]

You know, you're in a safe space if you want to come out.

[Tom Griswold]

You. If you. Whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you do? Your parents are dead.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

You have no one to disappoint. Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Your wife.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet she's aware.

[Tom Griswold]

What would you say about a guy who had played grab Grab ass with his brothers? You're in evidently some sort of penis competition camp.

[Christy Lee]

Went to an all boys school.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just want to show off your skills.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Queer as a football.

[Tom Griswold]

Good God. And you love Broadway plays.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

West side Story is your favorite.

[Pat Godwin]

It. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fine art doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Qu.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, that's fine. Now let's move forward here. We just had an interesting story about a guy who was in prison. And the court ruled he is allowed to send his fiance

[Christy Lee]

pages.

[Bob Kevoian]

Semen encrusted.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the court did say.

[Christy Lee]

No, they didn't say that. They said he was unfairly be punished.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but he's. But he is still allowed to do that.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, it does. He is now allowed.

[Jess Hooker]

Semen encrusted.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Letters, letter pages.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know if it's underpants.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's different.

[Josh Arnold]

That almost makes more sense.

[Jess Hooker]

It does? Why? What? Why are we putting it on paper?

[Christy Lee]

It says a court determined the addition of semen turned the letter into a package. And packages require a different type of permit.

[Josh Arnold]

So long as he's doing that.

[Christy Lee]

So he has to find out if he can get the permit.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he doesn't. He's allowed to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Knowing the legal system though.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have that.

[Tom Griswold]

Turns it into a package. And then how many people are part of that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Potential people.

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

All the sperm. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That led to the discussion that I am not interested in whether that. I wouldn't certainly do this, but would you. Would you in the past have asked a romantic partner to send you their. They're encrusted underpants?

[Jess Hooker]

Like game day? Like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Like worn all day or like.

[Josh Arnold]

Or DNA?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you think that's a more reasonable

[Tom Griswold]

question would be I can understand someone wearing another's. Their favorite shirt. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Or even just sleeping with it.

[Donnie Baker]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. When I went to college, I 100% did that.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

That's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

All of us have dressed a body pillow up in our ex's clothes and used this.

[Christy Lee]

The perfume.

[Josh Arnold]

Sprayed it down with the perfume she wore.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, lady. As I live and breathe, ladies and gentlemen, are we in for a treat?

[Bob Kevoian]

That reminds me, as a physician, I've seen many things. Oh, I'll never forget the day Maggie and Chick Whiskey walked into my office.

[Tom Griswold]

I beg your pardon?

[Bob Kevoian]

And they were an old married couple. And.

[Tom Griswold]

Uhhuh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course, Chick Whiskey, very hard of hearing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I was of course doing my annual exam. And I went up to him and I said, I need a. A urine sample, a semen sample,

[Tom Griswold]

and a stool sample. What Chick Whiskey do?

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick leaned over to Maggie Whiskey, the aforementioned Mrs. Yeah. And once again, I said, I need a urine sample, a semen sample, and a stool sample example. And Chick Whiskey goes, what do you say?

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

And Maggie Whiskey said, he wants to see your underwear.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. She does she obviously does the laundry.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. There it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, do you remember the. We had a story a few years ago about a matchmaking thing involving you.

[Christy Lee]

You would wear this shirt.

[Bob Kevoian]

You would wear a T shirt. Was it.

[Tom Griswold]

How.

[Bob Kevoian]

How long did you have to wear it?

[Josh Arnold]

Honestly, I think it was just swatches of cloth that they. They huffed.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

You would wear a shirt.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'd wear the shirt.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Because we did the swatch store.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then they would cut it up into swatches of cloth.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then you don't understand how the scientific method.

[Josh Arnold]

And then the people would smell those swatches, and then they'd pick one. Right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to shorten an otherwise unnecessarily long story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The explanation that we.

[Bob Kevoian]

Scientific method requires a procedure.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, you're a scientific method.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then people would take us whiff and. Hey, that's how they would match you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you think we're close enough that we could smell each other's clothes and know which one belonged to who?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, maybe. I don't think.

[Christy Lee]

I don't feel like we don't have any.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody has a different distinct smell. But. But they probably do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we're not allowed to.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, everybody kind of smells like their house, don't they?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I pay so little attention. I probably couldn't figure out whose is whose.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we know that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd have trouble with that too.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't know your car.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I can point at your cars. I couldn't tell you make or model.

[Tom Griswold]

When's the last time I could.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, she definitely.

[Tom Griswold]

When's the last time you got into the wrong car? Two weeks ago, I think. It was probably more recent.

[Jess Hooker]

But no, you weren't here. He really did.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I know he does.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had. We'd had lunch at this place. The car was almost identical to mine. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In your defense.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was very similar.

[Pat Godwin]

It was the same color.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was the same color.

[Christy Lee]

It was a white suv.

[Tom Griswold]

It was same make, a different number.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably a school bus got in it.

[Bob Kevoian]

This isn't my stuff. The guy shouldn't have left the car open.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. It was his fault.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, that's. That. That kind of attitude about yourself. I just want. I just dream about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that amazing?

[Jess Hooker]

You guys always lock your car.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I lock my car when it's in the garage

[Jess Hooker]

too.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's to keep you from going and starting it up.

[Tom Griswold]

The worst thing I can do is go down there. The only thing stopping me is. Ah, it's locked. I gotta go all the way upstairs. Now, you park the car in your

[Josh Arnold]

garage, lock it, and then give your neighbor your key.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. So let me start it and close the door again.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

No, I never lock. I hardly ever lock my door.

[Jess Hooker]

Me same. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't lock what's in there.

[Jess Hooker]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

What are you gonna do?

[Pat Godwin]

What's in there?

[Christy Lee]

The car.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's insured.

[Josh Arnold]

They get in and start it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want anybody in my car.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have a key.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my car. I don't have a key.

[Pat Godwin]

I have missed in there. I've missed in the glove. I can steal my mints.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they do have my Aldi quarter. That's. I forgot about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your Aldi quarter.

[Tom Griswold]

You carry one, so you know you

[Christy Lee]

have to have a quarter to get.

[Jess Hooker]

The car doesn't know what this means.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, everybody has an Aldi quarter.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never been.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't have an Aldi.

[Josh Arnold]

You know how many times I've walked out of Aldi with just r. And arm is wanted. Look at this idiot.

[Bob Kevoian]

So what's the point?

[Christy Lee]

You didn't have a bag.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they think people are going to return the cart to get the quarterback?

[Christy Lee]

A lot of people do. They don't have carts in the. Standing around in the.

[Josh Arnold]

I have. I've paid. I've paid it forward.

[Christy Lee]

I have paid it forward.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, hey, you can.

[Christy Lee]

You want a cart?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you feel like a billionaire.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Also, someone's coming out and you want.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Treat yourself.

[Donnie Baker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you feel, pal?

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that's. So you don't see some homeless dude with an Aldi cart.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Walking around

[Josh Arnold]

Kroger boy. I wonder if there is a cart hierarchy for the. The unhoused.

[Christy Lee]

Like if you get no target.

[Josh Arnold]

If you get a. I was gonna say you get a target cart. Man, you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I disagree. Costco car.

[Josh Arnold]

Costco's are. I mean, you could definitely put more in.

[Tom Griswold]

You could live in a Costco cart.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but you get the target. Target one that has the little race car in front.

[Donnie Baker]

So.

[Bob Kevoian]

So your homeless kid can ride.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Homeless.

[Jess Hooker]

Homeless kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Honey, I got big news. We don't. We have to still sleep in the street. But I got. I got to get the birthday. Oh, this is so sad.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you can pretend the box is a house and the car is your vehicle.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Beep, beep. I need to get to a job interview. Beep, beep.

[Josh Arnold]

Now who are we going to get to act like your mom?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I blame myself. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Sobering thoughts today.

[Josh Arnold]

Stabby Susan or methy Melissa?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. My God, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy Lee is over there at the news.

[Christy Lee]

A new Oxford University study finds taking salsa classes can improve mental health. Researchers discovered participants who took part in salsa classes showed a significant reduction in depressive symptoms and social anxiety as well as a larger increase in daily happiness. We're talking about the dance salsa, not making salsa.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you could say the same thing about the condiments.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so too. I bet it makes you feel just as good.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. Some corn chips, a little bit of dip. Damn right. Oh, I really nailed it that time. Cha, cha cha.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, salsa on eggs, real good.

[Tom Griswold]

Five star cars. I'll go back now.

[Josh Arnold]

It'll ruin a pancake.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

So the point is, you're socializing with people and.

[Christy Lee]

And you're. You have to remember moves, so you have to use your brain.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I have much more anxiety dancing, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Oh, you might be more depressed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Terribly anxious to do any public dancing.

[Christy Lee]

You can take private lessons. You don't have to do it in public. You can have a.

[Pat Godwin]

That would still suck.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think there's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, do you like. Do you like. I mean, do you like grabbing strange men with suspect mustaches?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean,

[Christy Lee]

I don't grab strange men.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you have to touch people?

[Tom Griswold]

Salsa dancing? I can't think.

[Christy Lee]

You dance with a partner.

[Jess Hooker]

You usually bring your partners and doy do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You swing them around.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is salsa dancing? I don't even know what that means. What does it look like?

[Christy Lee]

Salsa dance.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever see a Long Came Polly?

[Jess Hooker]

It's a.

[Christy Lee]

A Latin dance. A lot of hip movement.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's sexy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's very.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like Shakira.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it the forbidden dance a lot?

[Tom Griswold]

Here I'll talk about it. Your language, Tom. Remember in Saturday Night Fever when Monty Rock III plays that Latin number for the couple and. Oh, yeah, that's kind of a salsa thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, that's. That needs. That needs a lot of instruction. That's serious.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's why you would take classes, Tom.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's why we're saying sort of what the studies.

[Tom Griswold]

If you'd listened instead of trying to zero in on some sort of tragedy. But you gotta.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you gotta to bring a partner.

[Christy Lee]

Then you do, or you have a. I have a dance Instructor who is my partner that he dances with me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd be totally weirded out that it's some stranger. You pay for that touching me.

[Jess Hooker]

You wouldn't dance with your wife?

[Pat Godwin]

You know, Kelly would love that if you did that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you kidding?

[Pat Godwin]

She'd love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, right?

[Tom Griswold]

She's not a dancer.

[Christy Lee]

Does she like to dance?

[Bob Kevoian]

She might love it if the instruction.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cool looking guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Will you guys dance at. Will you guys dance at a wedding or at an event?

[Bob Kevoian]

Just like a big wedding over the weekend. I, I, the girls were kind of out there. I wanted them to take some photos so not to be too awkward. I kind of moved a little bit with my camera, which is unfortunate because some of the photos I have are blurry because I was trying to boogie and woogie and take a photograph.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine seeing him on the dance floor?

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine seeing a grown man on a dance floor kind of dancing and feverishly taking photos?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I've got some good shots.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

A couple of them came out.

[Josh Arnold]

Should have been arrested.

[Pat Godwin]

Older guy taking pictures.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you a guy? If anyone would show you a picture on their camera, would you feel the need to critique it right there to them, like, that's blurry or why did you make that the focal point?

[Christy Lee]

Of course he would.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, not necessarily. I've been teaching one of my daughters photography. Said stop cutting people off the angles. Just some basic stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but always put people in your pictures, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not always.

[Pat Godwin]

Not always.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, if you're in front of the Eiffel Tower. No one, really. You can go buy a nice postcard if you want to, you know, show someone you're there.

[Josh Arnold]

So that's some good teaching. Yeah, you don't have to take a picture. There are plenty of nice postcards. What a photography mentor.

[Christy Lee]

Don't want to remember.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you are giving Rich Sneez a run for his money, aren't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know those nice shots of the West?

[Donnie Baker]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've seen many of those great Ansel Adams photos. They'd be a lot better if Ansel had his face in him. Hey, look at me. I'm in front of this big rock.

[Tom Griswold]

I would enjoy that more. Yes,

[Bob Kevoian]

you can take a picture of your. If you go to Europe and come back and start showing me. There's a nice canal.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Got a picture of that in a book.

[Josh Arnold]

It's their point of view.

[Pat Godwin]

There's your vacation. Well, look at the postcard.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry. How do we get from dance lessons to this?

[Christy Lee]

You did this.

[Josh Arnold]

We have to Assume, though other dancing

[Christy Lee]

can also be beneficial.

[Bob Kevoian]

The point of this is taking dancing.

[Christy Lee]

Dancing is very good for your mental health. It keeps a lot of older people young. And it's good exercise. It's killer exercise. It's really great for you.

[Josh Arnold]

You do.

[Bob Kevoian]

You do the. The do si.

[Christy Lee]

Do kind of dancing, the square dancing. I do not square. It's got to be good.

[Jess Hooker]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. It's called dosi do.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had to do that in junior high school.

[Christy Lee]

We had to do it in junior high school too.

[Bob Kevoian]

When it would rain.

[Christy Lee]

All of a sudden you had the dosi do with boys.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. That was.

[Tom Griswold]

That was out there playing grabass invite his brothers.

[Josh Arnold]

He would set up sprinklers outside to hit the windows of the class. Oh, well, I guess we have to dance with each other, right?

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? I. I think let's do shirts and skins dancing. How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that all right, Coach?

[Pat Godwin]

We should take our pants off to feel more comfor.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be way more comfortable.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, let's dance laying on the ground. You on top.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Dance on me.

[Christy Lee]

Dance on me.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right now. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just drove all the way back from your vacation there and back back in your beautiful Hyundai. Tell me more.

[Christy Lee]

I sure did. And you could do the same. Because right now, Hyundai is having a getaway sales event. So see, there's still time to get away on a vacation in a brand new Hyundai. They have adventure ready SUV's like the Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid or the Tucson or my favorite, the Tucson hybrid. Plus there's our bold and stylish Alondra. And did I mention because I have the hybrid I was getting probably 31, 32 miles to the gallon. Sometimes 36 miles to the gallon one. Yes. It's awesome. If you want a sedan that's loaded with the latest technology, please check out the Elantra. And the all electric Ionic 5 or Ionic 9 are waiting for you at your local Hyundai dealer.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you know my car got 900 miles to the gallon?

[Christy Lee]

Did really?

[Josh Arnold]

I had to fill up like three times.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess that doesn't more than three, I would think, but I'll shut up. It's the Hyundai getaway sales event going on now. Visit your local Hyundai Dealer or HyundaiUSA.com for all the details.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a square dancing question.

[Christy Lee]

All right. All the man left go.

[Bob Kevoian]

What does that mean?

[Christy Lee]

All the men left means you go to your left.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the all a man?

[Christy Lee]

It's a move in square never Mind,

[Bob Kevoian]

is that stuff ad libbed? Is that. Or is the. Does the DJ make that up as he's going.

[Josh Arnold]

I think a good square dance caller will.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it's never the same.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

So you follow the.

[Christy Lee]

You gotta listen. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's a dosi dough where you put in.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that the.

[Christy Lee]

That's the arm when you tore, isn't it? Dosi do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Swing that partner round and round.

[Pat Godwin]

Has anybody here done that?

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I've never done it in a real scenario. I've only done it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's interesting. But can you take classes in that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'd be fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Kind of line dancing.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

You're told what to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's almost. It almost hearkens back to those Jane Austen dances where people. I mean, it's almost the same thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like little Abner. What was that?

[Tom Griswold]

Sadie Hawkins.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sadie Hawkins Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good. Very good. Now. Now, coming up in the news. Christy, what do you got?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up. Is coffee good for you? Well, yes. And we'll talk about how safe it is and how many you can drink a day. Big Star wars story. And we have our semi naked milk snatcher coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what?

[Josh Arnold]

Who is this guy?

[Christy Lee]

A milk snatcher?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm assuming it's a lady.

[Christy Lee]

It's a lady.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me that milk. Yeah, like my boobs. Give me that milk. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

The milk and mustache that. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tom. Bob and tom.com.

[Bob Kevoian]

stay hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, Hello. Hello. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Just Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, man.

[Donnie Baker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Chick. And we got a little music here for Tom when he used to go to camp. What was the name of the camp when you were.

[Bob Kevoian]

I went to a bunch of different camps. What's your favorite camp? Hail went off.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Out there was a YMCA camp, as a matter of fact.

[Pat Godwin]

We're gonna.

[Christy Lee]

We're gonna row boats.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna have a piss fight coming up later and make it a million dollar morning with all the boys.

[Donnie Baker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great song.

[Christy Lee]

I thought of you yesterday. There was a story about a camp in Canada. Because of the wildfires up There they're sinking all of their canoes to keep them from burning because they're like over a hundred years old. So they have all these huge boulders on the canoes and they're putting them in the water.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

100 year old canoes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're like really old.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom's eyes light up. Over a hundred year old canoe.

[Christy Lee]

I thought of you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wooden boats are the best. I know. There's a. I. I understand that.

[Tom Griswold]

My mind can't process something that important. I'm sorry, you're right, I understand.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

It's just.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a matter of breeding.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I get it. And I apologize for my. My shortcoming.

[Bob Kevoian]

The. The benefits of a classical.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Referring to your family and your circumstances as. Breeding is so good. I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

You know breeding.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, the Mayflower was wood. My grandfather told me.

[Tom Griswold]

Us, The Kennedys, the Skakels, you know. No, no, no, no. The good people.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. Far too progressive.

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee, it's time for our history less lesson.

[Ace Cosby]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dear God.

[Bob Kevoian]

What day is today?

[Christy Lee]

Today is July 21st.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is going to be seat of the pants.

[Tom Griswold]

But real quick, here's Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Give it a big ones. Summer is a fly in, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

It is, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

July's almost July 21st. This is interesting. First day of spring in 1865. I'll do this in quiz form. I'll do this for you, Mr. Hooker.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

1865, Wild Bill Hickok shot someone in Market Square in Springfield, Missouri. Josh.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is considered by many historians to be the first true Western showdown. Do you remember the name of the guy he shot?

[Jess Hooker]

Was he in Tombstone? Was he one of the guys in Tombstone?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Was he?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Was the, Was the victim also famous?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the thing.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which is?

[Christy Lee]

How would she know this? I was.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm proving a point.

[Tom Griswold]

How about James Williams?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, first of all, my point.

[Christy Lee]

Stan Smith.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, it could have been dirty Stan Smith.

[Bob Kevoian]

My point is you don't mess with a guy whose nickname is Wild Bill.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

So we don't even know the guy carrying a gun.

[Bob Kevoian]

His name was Dave Tutt.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Dave Todd.

[Bob Kevoian]

He doesn't even have a cool nickname. He should have been Dave King Tutt.

[Tom Griswold]

Dave Todd.

[Josh Arnold]

They weren't aware.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or Bad Aim Dave.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just saying Wild Bill Hickok. Because that's a name, you know. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you're a kid, everybody learns Wild Bill Hickok.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's because he wasn't shot in the first Western showdown. He went on to create a reputation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but everybody knows Alexander Hamilton. And he famously lost a duel.

[Josh Arnold]

How many people knew him pre.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Six years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

Alexander Hamilton. Want to be in the room where it happens. Right, chick?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man, what a great show. I love it. Josh, you want to go watch Hamilton for the first time?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, as soon as Hamilton is played by a white guy, I'll watch. I don't know why they're culturally appropriate. You're listening to Wrong side of the Argument.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh. English America.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I would happily listen to a show called Wrong side of the Argument. I know where somebody defended. Well, actually this show is pretty. Yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

this one ends in a question that I don't know the answer to. In. Let's see who a chick would know this. Ace would know this. Josh. Maybe Pat Godwin won't know this. Pat. In 1996, Comedy Central debuted the Daily Show. Who was the host?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

First host of the Daily show, man. Greg Kinnear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Close.

[Tom Griswold]

Craig Kilbourne from espn.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I don't know whatever happened to him.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he had some issues. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know, he got a little

[Tom Griswold]

bit too big for his britches.

[Josh Arnold]

He eventually had a late night show and then he.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I thought he showed up in old school and yeah, he played a really good jerk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I felt like it was his choice to step. He kind of went, all right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was he on ABC or cbs? I think talk shows. I think CBS wasn't.

[Pat Godwin]

He has a great Instagram thing now. Very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he does.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like I said, I didn't know. I don't. I know that Jon Stewart's sort of like the stepfather of the Daily show, but he's obviously the guy that took it up a notch. I call it the Daily Show. So first thing in the morning when I put on my underwear in front of the big mirror at 3am Ladies and gentlemen. And now, the Daily Show. Boy, just me and just me in the closet.

[Pat Godwin]

In the closet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you are in the closet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see

[Josh Arnold]

to your podcast once this is over.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome to the closet.

[Josh Arnold]

Just me in the closet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember when you and your brothers would Happy birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

Gather in the closet and trade underwear. You remember that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday, Ernest Hemingway, born on this date in 1899.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know, you sit down at the typewriter and blood forms on your forehead and you're a writer. Congratulations.

[Christy Lee]

He.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, this weekend, I should say in Key west it's the Hemingway look alike.

[Tom Griswold]

I still got time.

[Josh Arnold]

So does it coincide with his birthday thing? Is that okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Give me the rest of the week off. You won't see me till next Monday.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there's a footnote here.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I invisible?

[Bob Kevoian]

This is interesting. Have you ever heard the. The quote misattributed to Ernest Hemingway? Right. Drunk. Edit. Sober.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. He never said that.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it was right. Drunk. Right. So Edit. Drunk.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Who said it?

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, yeah, he just said drunk. Drunk.

[Bob Kevoian]

It appears in a novel called Reuben Rubin by Peter DeVries in 1964, but it is often attributed incorrectly to Ernest Hemingway.

[Josh Arnold]

Conti movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Oh, I think it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. And that's.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was nominated. I love that movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

At the end of that movie. Movies.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never seen it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, it's the. There's two parts. First there was a hero. Hero. And then there was Reuben.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then there was brisket, brisket, brisket, brisket. And then pastrami on rye was the last.

[Josh Arnold]

And then.

[Tom Griswold]

Author.

[Josh Arnold]

Author.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see now. Oh, this is a good. Happy birthday, 1924. The great Don Knots.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's my birthday. It's kind of a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of a one note, wasn't it, Ms. Hooker? He started out on what TV show?

[Jess Hooker]

The Andy Griffith Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was famous for that. Of course. And then Knots Landing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. He wasn't. He like nervous consumer.

[Tom Griswold]

He was one of the writers.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just brilliant. And apparently quite the ladies man.

[Tom Griswold]

Old Dana.

[Donnie Baker]

Well.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It seems unlikely, doesn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, very. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are words here.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's something that Don Knotts had in common with this. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Furley was so funny. Oh, the faces he would make.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? Oh, well, I. It was also like I was 9 and just couldn't get enough of it.

[Jess Hooker]

But I think that proves that funny guys win, right? They win.

[Tom Griswold]

The girl was Mr. Furley. You would think when Mr. Furley was on the show.

[Pat Godwin]

Did.

[Tom Griswold]

Was Mrs. Roper still on the show?

[Josh Arnold]

They weren't.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So who was? Furley was solo. He wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a playboy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday. Janet Reno.

[Jess Hooker]

Handsome woman, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

For her birthday, she'll be blowing out the flames in Waco. Those people were living a pretty peaceful life.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, let's see now.

[Tom Griswold]

Not bothering nobody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you say he was wrong side of the.

[Christy Lee]

What are you.

[Tom Griswold]

He had the same running path every day if they wanted to arrest a corpse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Cat Stevens, born On this date in 1948. Born with give the. Given the name at birth. Stephen Demeter. Giorgio.

[Christy Lee]

Then he changed it to Yusuf.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yusuf Islam.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Now is he back to Cat Stevens?

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty good stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. You know, it's easier for me to fly if I go back to Cat Stevens.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. All of a sudden, I don't get searched.

[Bob Kevoian]

I text him late at night. Yusuf.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gee.

[Tom Griswold]

This has been another episode of in the Closet.

[Bob Kevoian]

And lastly, happy birthday to John Lovitz, who I find hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

He's very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

So good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, he was in here. And that'll do it for today in history. Thank you for very much.

[Christy Lee]

You did a very good job for off the cuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Remember who. Who Wild Bill Hickok shot King Tut. No. Dave Tut.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Dave.

[Tom Griswold]

King Tut. Write that down on you. How is this today?

[Christy Lee]

It's King Tut.

[Donnie Baker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, we have a guy that didn't land the airplane very well.

[Christy Lee]

Now, wait a minute. Think about it. He might have landed it very well.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Sully.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Still creating mayhem in the skies.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Plus, we've got something really interesting about coffee on the. It's going to be good for you. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel,

[Bob Kevoian]

Delightful Tuesday.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Joshua Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. I'm Chick. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, someone's trying to call out Josh here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It says, Josh. You have a lovely glass home. You were calling out me? Didn't you mention something about being a basement Xanage do fan?

[Josh Arnold]

I've never actually seen Xanadu, but what they're referring to is when we were kids, we would roller skate in the basement. Yeah. We were fully clothed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think the more. I think the more popular per. Roller skating. Bonafide. Roller skating would have been the Starlight Express. Maybe, I think. But that was just a. No, I think that was a play. And then it became a movie, I think. Or vice versa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was that a Broadway show?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Starlight Express was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. I think it became a movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they were. Were they skating on stage?

[Tom Griswold]

I think David, man, they lit up. Oh, yeah. And they had space, kind of space suits.

[Christy Lee]

I saw Xanadu on skates at a small theater in Lincoln Park, Chicago.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was it any good?

[Christy Lee]

It was something like 10, 10 minutes in.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're kind of looking. Hoping for intermission.

[Christy Lee]

It was very fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

We forgot something too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

In our. We. I know we've been picking on you a lot today, but foot. No, I don't know what you're.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Steve from London, Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Steve.

[Christy Lee]

Forgetting Tom. Didn't you swim in the nude in school?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think that was you, was it?

[Bob Kevoian]

We were talking about. We had a bunch of letters about that and here's what we found out.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a load of this.

[Bob Kevoian]

There used to be be. Well, I don't know if that There would be metal lockers at a lot of schools.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And in order to. This is obviously at boys schools, in order to. We finally found out in order to not have everything get rusty, they would. Rather than have bathing suits, all the boys would swim naked. We received a whole bunch of letters.

[Christy Lee]

I know we did. Yeah, but that didn't happen to you, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Can't be.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it did.

[Pat Godwin]

It did, didn't it?

[Jess Hooker]

It did happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe, maybe a day camp did that.

[Jess Hooker]

That's gym teachers that are predators.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

Did that sound legitimate to you when you were presented with it, or you just didn't question it?

[Pat Godwin]

Didn't anybody go, hey, I didn't do it?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm really curious.

[Josh Arnold]

When I was in high school, we had metal lockers in the gym area. When we had swimming days, they just said, hey, please take your wet clothes home.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

That's what they said to us too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's because I think cooler heads prevailed.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I also had a straight non pedophile. My school actually vetted who they hired.

[Pat Godwin]

Any background checks at all.

[Tom Griswold]

You're coming out, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was very common.

[Christy Lee]

I bet it was in those days. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I, I can't imagine they would do that anywhere.

[Donnie Baker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

How many boys in the pool are naked? All of you are just the pool naked?

[Donnie Baker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, now, when you were swimming naked

[Christy Lee]

in high school, this is.

[Pat Godwin]

Was it up periscope.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you have these. Would you have these urine fights then?

[Bob Kevoian]

Most of the coaches wore bathing suits.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I. Football practice. Yeah. Our coaches would shower with. No, absolutely. Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Same here.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

They wouldn't do that now, would they?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think they. I really don't think they would.

[Donnie Baker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Just because. I mean, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it was a. It was a camaraderie thing and no one had a urine contest and no one.

[Bob Kevoian]

You never were taking a shower and suddenly your leg felt warm?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I did. I wore. I definitely was urinated on in the shower.

[Josh Arnold]

Bully or something. It was.

[Tom Griswold]

I know his name. I know where he works.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

To this day I keep an eye on him. Yes, yes. That's part of the reason I can't wait to get to the reunion. I'm gonna get an update.

[Christy Lee]

Are you gonna be on him at the reunion?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he won't be at the reunion. He was a couple years ahead of me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. His day's coming.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, okay. I'm sorry. Let's get back to the action over there.

[Christy Lee]

A new study out there reassures you coffee drinkers. The research says most healthy adults can safely consume up to 400 milligrams of caffeine a day. That's roughly five eight ounce cups of. Now here's the kicker. Black coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

Five.

[Christy Lee]

The study also found sugar. Regular coffee consumption may be linked to a lower risk of heart failure, heart disease and stroke in some people. You can't add sweetener, you can't add milk. Can't add any of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're not supposed to in your coffee. You're supposed to have black coffee.

[Christy Lee]

Black coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I have.

[Christy Lee]

Me too. I love it. Researchers do caution though, that those highly caffeinated energy drinks.

[Tom Griswold]

I like my coffee like a milkshake. That's what I like. Yeah. Caramel Frappuccino.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, those aren't good. I just prefer black coffee.

[Christy Lee]

Caffeinated energy drinks and energy shots are a different story. However, these products increase the risk of high blood pressure and irregular heart rhythms. So once again, we're just talking about black coffee. Up to five cups. Five cups.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, five cups of black coffee will keep you good and awake on the toilet.

[Tom Griswold]

Him. What do you think?

[Bob Kevoian]

Laxative effective coffee is not a penetrator.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't get that, thankfully. Do you guys?

[Tom Griswold]

I do not.

[Christy Lee]

No. It depends. I. It depends on. No, like today I haven't. I wished.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, here. I'm sorry. I was half paying attention because.

[Ace Cosby]

What's going on here?

[Christy Lee]

I got a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Haven't you noticed?

[Tom Griswold]

When was the last time you need to do.

[Pat Godwin]

Two days ago.

[Christy Lee]

Every day on vacation. Regular, like Boom, boom, boom.

[Jess Hooker]

And it changes.

[Tom Griswold]

I got three words for you. Wet and wild, baby.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm not doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Try Take the animal highway. You got to do.

[Christy Lee]

I'm suffering right now. A woman in Britain.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Hang on a second. I, I. A little homework here, somebody. Naked swimming was actually the rule at the YMCA for more than 50 years. From the 1920s.

[Pat Godwin]

YMCA?

[Donnie Baker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's why it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Hence the Village people

[Bob Kevoian]

from the 1920s through the early 60s.

[Christy Lee]

How do you think the song came about the YMC.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know this required men and boys to swim in the nude.

[Josh Arnold]

Required.

[Christy Lee]

Required.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what this says.

[Christy Lee]

Does it say why?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm just reading from Tom.

[Jess Hooker]

Grooming.

[Christy Lee]

That's why.

[Tom Griswold]

No matter what, it still does not change. I'm serious. I love you. It's okay. Okay. No matter what.

[Donnie Baker]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

It'd be great for the show if you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you and Willie should come out at the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Willie. Why are you throwing Willie under the bus?

[Bob Kevoian]

This is fascinating. I didn't know the YMCA did, though.

[Josh Arnold]

That is wild, man. 60. 1960 was the last year for the required.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever stay overnight at the YMCA anywhere? Like in New York?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No. All right. I always thought that was like, the epitome of being poor. Cosmopolitan. No, like on the cutting edge of man. This is happening.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really? I always thought it was a poor place to stay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, here's. Oh, there. Yeah. See, this says the main reason cotton swimsuits shed fibers which could clog pool filtration systems of the era.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good thing to say to a little boy.

[Donnie Baker]

Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Boys and men's swim classes were male only.

[Tom Griswold]

What a. No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

The gays don't like girls.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, put that on a T shirt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's. This says in some places it lasted into the 70s.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Donnie Baker]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. It's the last thing.

[Donnie Baker]

Now.

[Pat Godwin]

There's lots of places you can go now.

[Tom Griswold]

You and me and Josh. Time to get physical. Let's do it.

[Christy Lee]

Let's get physical.

[Donnie Baker]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

It says, before title nine and Widespread co educational Physical education, male students at some US high schools and colleges also swam north nude.

[Tom Griswold]

Good Lord.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, I mean, we believed you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, well, but he's looking for a reason that, like, gives him peace. You know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

Why didn't the women swim like my doctor?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I want to know.

[Ace Cosby]

Let's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's get that going right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Just answered that question.

[Christy Lee]

What'd she say?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm sorry, the gays don't like girls.

[Christy Lee]

No. But if you're in an all girls school, why wouldn't the girls swim nude? If it's because the suits cause the filtration system to clog?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because women are smarter and they were.

[Jess Hooker]

We didn't buy that load of crap.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you ever do that?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever go skinny dipping?

[Christy Lee]

No. We've talked about this.

[Jess Hooker]

In a lake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So you've gone soccer, you've gone skinny. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

In a lake for sure. And in a pool. In college.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Sober, but all.

[Jess Hooker]

No, never.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, no, it was a bunch of. It was a bunch of girls in college, so. Yeah. Naked in a pool with girls. In college, we had Mountain Dew.

[Christy Lee]

Are you gonna talk slower for everybody here?

[Josh Arnold]

Mountain Dew and the Captain.

[Bob Kevoian]

Captain.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Captain Morgan and Mountain Dew.

[Pat Godwin]

A bunch of naked girls in a pool.

[Donnie Baker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. That was. That was a. That was a night.

[Bob Kevoian]

But that was all ladies.

[Jess Hooker]

That was all ladies. Yeah, it was a bunch of girls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you ever do a co ed nude swim?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, but that was in a lake. On a houseboat. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Day or night? I'm gonna go night.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Like dusk. I'd say dusk. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A little twilight.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, there we go.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys haven't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've skinny dipped.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And lake and pool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But the pool, I was alone.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

It was awesome.

[Jess Hooker]

Like a giant bathtub.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I just walrused around there.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was. What was the name of the hotel?

[Josh Arnold]

It was a rental house.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, was that the time you went vacation by yourself to watch the squirrels?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know what? I did get naked then. That's what I thought that was a hot tub.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, and the hot tub.

[Pat Godwin]

But I had to.

[Josh Arnold]

In the cold. It was. It was exhilarating.

[Tom Griswold]

I can imagine.

[Christy Lee]

This is really interesting. Women's schools did not require students to swim naked while men. It was a common practice for boys and men in many American schools and YMCAs during the early to mid 20th century, women's physical education guidelines typically required their students to wear simple cotton or wool bathing suits. So that explanation.

[Tom Griswold]

Wool, just.

[Christy Lee]

Even if it's.

[Jess Hooker]

That sounds comfortable. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I mean, the cotton suits on a woman didn't clog the filters. Yeah, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'm not saying the logic is valid.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'm sure, you know, incredibly humiliating for the men and boys involved. Certainly.

[Pat Godwin]

Or titillating.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh said it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some of the coaches. Pat didn't wear a bathing suit.

[Christy Lee]

That's Interesting. Men would do it and not women.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we're have to move on here. Coming up. What do you got, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're going to talk about not naked, but a semi naked milk snatcher. We'll got that coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, the dirty milk snatcher.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the News Dash hello, Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello, Josh.

[Ace Cosby]

Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, Christie really bullied us in the green room, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Throwing elbows.

[Christy Lee]

Leave me alone.

[Tom Griswold]

Gave me a flat tire. Came up behind me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Patch, you ever been, I know you like to swim a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever swim in a Guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Say it again?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a naked swimming women. A guy pulls up next to doing the backstroke and goes up periscope.

[Tom Griswold]

That ever happened. Hello.

[Pat Godwin]

It was you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not very good at the backstroke.

[Josh Arnold]

That's always been.

[Christy Lee]

They're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a tough one.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you can't now. You've got a back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, the butterfly circles.

[Pat Godwin]

Were you a freestyle man?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What do you do?

[Tom Griswold]

How do you swim? Can you swim like freestyle style?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, so I can swim them just fine.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the webbed gloves though, right? That's kind of cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And. And then the small swim fins.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you got. Oh, you. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

You can only swim at night though, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Why?

[Pat Godwin]

Because of your skin?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a. I have a swimming shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what do you have? Swimming pants. Because your legs would be exposed.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can use. Put a little bit of. What's it called? Spf.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you seriously concerned about being burned by the sun inside the health club?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, no. This is if we're outside.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I mean when I'm in the Bahamas. You saw the outfit I had on, I got up. It's got a hood and everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Do you ever take a. Like a night dip, naked dip in your pool?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sharks

[Christy Lee]

at your house?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I've never done that.

[Christy Lee]

You've never been in your pool?

[Tom Griswold]

It's like all I would do every night, every morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Girls, they swim all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Start a day like that, why wouldn't you get out? Yeah. In the morning, they go to.

[Pat Godwin]

They go to bed. You take a night.

[Bob Kevoian]

I get up at 3 in the morning.

[Jess Hooker]

Perfect time to do it.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody's out.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you're saying. So you want me naked?

[Pat Godwin]

You bring the guys over, you all get naked?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man.

[Josh Arnold]

A Friday night, the kids go to bed and then you grab like a small cooler on the side of the pool.

[Pat Godwin]

You got the ultimate setup, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I gotta try that. I'm too tired, though. You've worked hard for me.

[Josh Arnold]

That is tough.

[Tom Griswold]

But you tell whoever get out here it's time to lay some pipe. Let's do this right in the pool.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're just like a nudie. A nudie.

[Christy Lee]

So you haven't had sex in your pool yet?

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta have sex in the pool. No, it's not.

[Josh Arnold]

It's great.

[Donnie Baker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you're weird. Remember, water creates friction. Yes, you learned that the hard way.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Sex in the pool, sex in the shower, all dead ends. Okay?

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't want to clog the filter. Could we get back to the news? What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

A woman in Britain was shocked to discover who was responsible for snatching her milk delivery.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it wasn't her dentist, was it?

[Christy Lee]

Birmingham Live reports the resident of Bearwood checked her doorbell camera footage after noticing the absent delivery and saw a woman wearing nothing but her underwear running off with two pints of her milk.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I think I would have assumed she must really need that.

[Christy Lee]

West Midlands police said they received a report of the mill milk theft and asked anyone with information to come forward. They have quite a few. I'm. It's kind of cool in London or in England that they still have a lot of milk.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that too.

[Christy Lee]

I love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, not with this humidity. They've been having real hot weather there, too.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, they still have milk delivery, Mr. Buzzkill. God.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I mean, I bet that milk is delicious.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, they have the milk right there.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think you really.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the thick cream on top.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't grasp the idea. A morning conversation, getting together, maybe having a laugh. It always ends with death or taxes or curdled milk or some sort of horrible sexual assault.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll say something positive. At least this woman had the decency to wake up early and steal it. So she's a go getter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, that's actually when the milk is delivered.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

And she was wearing a bottom, so she didn't snatch the milk.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but that's what the story was. The milk snatcher.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

So she did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I guess she did snatch.

[Tom Griswold]

You shouldn't use the punchline. Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

A vicar from Newcastle, England, bestowed a blessing in the middle of a skydive.

[Josh Arnold]

What's a vicar? Like a goalie?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's God's goalie.

[Tom Griswold]

What did he steal?

[Christy Lee]

He didn't steal anything.

[Tom Griswold]

You said he stowed.

[Christy Lee]

He bestowed.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he stole something. I told you, he stowed it.

[Christy Lee]

The Reverend Gerald Rundle was planning to perform his first ever skydive when his tandem instructor asked him to bless the cameraman who was filming the jump. He fulfilled the request and gave the blessing 14, 000ft above the ground.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, why not?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. His rabbi buddy likes to do the.

[Jess Hooker]

The.

[Bob Kevoian]

The flying bris.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really risky. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think they have, like, a cigar,

[Bob Kevoian]

you know, for like, on the.

[Tom Griswold]

On the roads?

[Josh Arnold]

There's at least a rabbi who does that as a joke? He just pulls that out.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Donnie Baker]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

I imagine you could probably go online and buy a kit.

[Josh Arnold]

A moil kit.

[Pat Godwin]

I saw it happen live. I almost fainted.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, you can buy any kind of religious garb online.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or whatever you're preference.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean

[Josh Arnold]

the religious get ups?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, you know, you know, you know, for worshiping God or whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

The outfits, vestments, I don't know what they. Every, every religion has its own names for that costume.

[Tom Griswold]

It isn't garb, you know, the Pope's costume.

[Christy Lee]

Show some respect.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm just saying, I'm sure you. I imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, have you guys seen in my Pope lid? What are my kicks?

[Pat Godwin]

What are my cargo bins?

[Bob Kevoian]

Does the Pope carry a wallet?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet he has a nice, nice pouch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does he have a passport? Yeah, yeah, the Pope now does my face.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that my passport? I mean, I'm wondering.

[Jess Hooker]

It goes everywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet people carry him though.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, when the Pope gets off a plane in a foreign country, do they really come out? Do they?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, under all of that he's wearing regular clothes.

[Christy Lee]

They wear pants and a shirt like a normal person.

[Tom Griswold]

And I bet you, I bet his

[Christy Lee]

robes have a bunch of secret pockets. I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you this Pope goes out when we don't even know about. With a baseball cap.

[Christy Lee]

Heck yeah. Nobody know who he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Runs and gets a sandwich or whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

White socks, I hope.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

No, he goes with a Cubs hat because nobody would think he would wear that.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, good point.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Hey, a Star Wars.

[Bob Kevoian]

We always thought it would be really funny. We were talking to Peyton Manning once and he thought, you know, I could actually put on my jersey and go somewhere and no one would think it was me because they'd be going, no, Peyton would never.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's no way he would wear his own jersey.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'd be in disguise. Kind of a meta disguise, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

A Star wars Prop sold for $3.75 million.

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

It was lightsaber.

[Christy Lee]

It was a lightsaber and severed hand from the Empire Strikes Back.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's Luke's hand.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Luke's handed. They'd never been offered. Spoiler alert from.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. So what happened when he cut off Leia's head?

[Josh Arnold]

Another spoiler alert.

[Christy Lee]

This has never been offered for public sale. And it set a new world record for a screen used Star wars prop.

[Josh Arnold]

That is pricey boy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Constructed from a modified grade flag Flex flash unit. Well done by the original Severed Hand effects rig created from the cast of Mark Hamill's. Hand.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't know who bought it, but

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet that I know it's going to end up in that hand.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man, here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Or you know where that hand's gonna end up.

[Tom Griswold]

Little.

[Josh Arnold]

Little hand.

[Bob Kevoian]

Solo action.

[Pat Godwin]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, do you do yourself a favor sometime today, go search Mark Hamill impersonating Harrison Ford. It's well worth it.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't he say kid?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he says kid a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great.

[Christy Lee]

Good. Social media. An officially licensed Star wars exhibition will make its exclusive world premiere early next year in celebration of the franchise 50th anniversary. Told through a collection of more than 70 artifacts, many of them on view for the the first time from Lucasfilm, the exhibit invites fans to take a closer look at legendary screen used pieces. Some of the props that will go on display include Darth Maul's lightsaber hilt, Darth Vader's menacing armor, as well as a selection of fan favorite aliens, droids, and creatures such as R2D 2C, 3PO, and Grogu.

[Josh Arnold]

For $500, you can huff Princess Leia's gold bikini, which I don't know one guy who wouldn't pay it.

[Christy Lee]

The exhibition opens February 13, 2027 at the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

[Bob Kevoian]

But judging by the previous story, that collection's got to be worth $100 million.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be a decent movie. A heist. Memorabilia. Heist.

[Christy Lee]

Star wars memorabilia. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You'll have a lot of guys.

[Christy Lee]

Mark Hamill steals it.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of nerdy guys attending with their moms. The closest they ever get to date night.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know no moms.

[Josh Arnold]

Her son is married.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, that's a good one.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Even.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he could go.

[Josh Arnold]

You can find the girls who'd love the Star Wars.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, what else is going on? Christy?

[Christy Lee]

A Utah family was surprised to discover a photo of themselves in a San Diego Airbnb in a now viral TikTok video I saw. This video is pretty funny. Aubrey Burrell showed the photograph that captured her father, sister and brother among the beachgoers. It was taken over a decade before, shot by a local photographer, and had been used to decorate local rental properties.

[Josh Arnold]

They just. This was total coincidence.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

So it's like, like a drone shot. It's like shot down on the beach, right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The family said they are now getting a copy of the photo for themselves, which would be nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it was just a chance. It was. Wasn't like some creepy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I always thought about those pictures that come in the frames that you buy. Or if you're like, you know, like, who are those people? Or if you're at Cracker Barrel, does this. They put up pictures, old timey pictures, and you're like, well, that's my grandfather. Wouldn't that. I mean, wouldn't that be weird?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

To walk in and find a family member.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes you go to an antique mall and people are just selling their old photos.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Which I always look at because they're fascinating. I've never purchased.

[Christy Lee]

Purchased one, but I thought to myself, that's weird to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, this was in a public place. It wasn't like it was a photograph of these people in their dining room taken through an outside window.

[Christy Lee]

Now you're talking. No, it was. I was in an Airbnb last week and they had pictures up of, you know, their family, I guess, and kids. And I'm thinking I would take that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you do. In one part of my brain, I thought maybe it was made to make you feel like you're in someone's home. You will treat it better.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think that's true.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

The places I rent, usually they'll have a. And they'll have one closet that's locked with personal space.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Remember, this is a person's home.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, they had photos in, like, every room of their.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you remember the story? We had this story. We were talking about this the other day. We had a story about a guy, his family pictures showed up in a porno because he'd. He'd rented the house and they shot a pornographic film there.

[Christy Lee]

That would be horrific.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that would be.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

That's bad production design on the porno.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That per. You get rid of any family photo professional.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm guessing that sometimes they're done hastily without a lot of. A lot of quality control. You know, set designed by a guy who's, you know, huffing in the next room, hoping to get 10 bucks to get his next hit.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you have family photos in your bedroom?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, me neither.

[Christy Lee]

No, None. That's supposed to be a. Yeah, that's a no.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I just have pictures of the Pope. I'm not even Catholic. I just get.

[Pat Godwin]

Is he in his garb?

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you guys go to high school together and swim together? Oh, God, no.

[Josh Arnold]

He was actually voted most likely to become Pope. Isn't that something?

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

Coming up. We still have a guy who landed an airplane a little bit west of the strip, if you will.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, and we've got Jimothy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we do have Jimothy coming.

[Bob Kevoian]

The kooky, the kooky weirdo raccoon. And we may have time to get our Timothy tribute in.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm hoping. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text, or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom show

[Bob Kevoian]

from Q95.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's that, that Pat Godwin. What's going on, man?

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

What's going on? You know, you know, just hanging out. Everything's everything.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, indeed. I'm Chick and Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

I walk in the room And I hear Ms. Hooker saying, how's your bird? You broke your record. For what now?

[Jess Hooker]

Oysters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I didn't understand what?

[Jess Hooker]

Oysters. I went out to dinner by myself on Friday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, Queen, Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And nobody deserves your love and affection more than yourself.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Treat yourself. So, yeah, I went to an oyster bar here in town that I love so much, and I was like, I'm. I'm just gonna see how many of these I can house. We' gonna. We're just gonna go for a new record. And I ordered two dozen up front.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

And already a strong order.

[Jess Hooker]

You. I always start two dozen. It's always two dozen out of the gate for me.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't eat oysters, so explain the protocol.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Asker, East Coast. West Coast.

[Jess Hooker]

West Coast. We just talked about this. I'm.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm West Coast.

[Christy Lee]

On your east coast, we found out, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

What is the difference?

[Jess Hooker]

It's just where they're from.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there are oysters from one side of the coast, clearly.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I mean, in my. In my study studies of hip hop, I have learned that west coast rappers and east coast rappers differ in their context.

[Christy Lee]

Talking about oysters, I want to say,

[Bob Kevoian]

do they taste different or they.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, they do taste different.

[Tom Griswold]

East coast are sandier. Is that right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, the sand.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you.

[Josh Arnold]

Honestly, we've. Jess and I agreed.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And she would know, but I also found this to be the case, that west coast were a richer, stronger flavor.

[Pat Godwin]

Not.

[Josh Arnold]

Not stronger in a bad way.

[Jess Hooker]

No, just intense.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you take a fork and scrape them out of the shell?

[Josh Arnold]

I did.

[Pat Godwin]

Now you had. You start two.

[Jess Hooker]

Two dozen.

[Pat Godwin]

And then what happened?

[Jess Hooker]

And. And then. And then I ordered another dozen.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so now we're to 36.

[Jess Hooker]

And then I ordered a dozen more.

[Josh Arnold]

So did you finish 48?

[Jess Hooker]

I finished 48.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And then I had a bowl of ramen.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa, you really.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, I had ramen, and then I had this amazing black silk sesame

[Tom Griswold]

dump. Is what. What he said.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I took it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I went back and did another half dozen.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

Christy, maybe you need oysters.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what was. The oysters would make me go the other way. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the dessert? A black silk.

[Jess Hooker]

Black silk sesame cake piece of cake.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Delicious.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, did you drive.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you drive home, or did you have to Uber because you were having a food?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I felt great.

[Christy Lee]

I went home.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it was.

[Christy Lee]

Sent you back about 300 bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Hell yeah, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well worth it, I'm sure. Oh, we have to. I want to get this one story

[Tom Griswold]

swept that aside, didn't he?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Would you ever try a raw oyster?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't like oysters.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you have tried them?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. The one time I had them, I vomited it.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you have them baked?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they were just Rockefellers.

[Tom Griswold]

You remember at camp when the campers would baby bird them to you, you'd open your mouth and they put it in your mouth.

[Jess Hooker]

Here is a suggestion. They often say that anything that's going to make you sick is on the shell. So if you're scared, get them out with a spoon or a fork and eat them. That way. Don't put your mouth on the shell. It's rarely the oyster itself that's going to make you sick.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I, I just barfed and at a Little Caesars in Petoskey, Michigan.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's the problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I didn't get. No, no, no, I'd eat. I'd eat in the. At home and then. Yeah, no, I, that's. And it's also so putting that in your mouth, it's so waddish. Wad like oysters Rockefeller.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't know. You were able to compare.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice. Nice defense, you know, well played.

[Pat Godwin]

You really walk under that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chrissy, what do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

An unusual looking raccoon in Seattle has captured the hearts of Internet users around. Around the world. Ms. Kiana hall took a now viral footage of the abnormally small creature and the raccoon has been nicknamed Jimothy. Since the video took the Internet by storm, other Seattle residents have shared their encounters with Jimothy while the Internet has been sharing memes, posts and fan art inspired by him. Marsha Logsdon, an associate professor at Washington State University's veterinary teaching hospital, told the Seattle Times the animal may suffer from age a short spine syndrome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you seeing this thing?

[Christy Lee]

Which is a congenital deformity that causes it an abnormally short neck.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it sure doesn't slow it up, does it?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it looks like if. If an animal was a El Camino.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? I'm alarmed that I know exactly what he means.

[Christy Lee]

It looks like a big bug. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or a baboon or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what he looks like the cartoon rendition of the Tasmanian devil.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he looks like a raccoon. That really has to go number two.

[Christy Lee]

Timothy has been functioning well and very spry and he has excellent signs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Reminds me of the movie Timothy. And we have the famous Cliff Note theater, I believe.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time for Oliver's Cliff Notes hits of the 70s this week. Timothy by the Boys from May 1971.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, here's your host, Oliver Lang.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

Lyrics are kind of hard to understand here.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just reading them off the album cover.

[Tom Griswold]

Three guys are trapped in a mine. See, Joe was looking at Tim.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what the.

[Bob Kevoian]

They ate him.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Gonna be sick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you go?

[Tom Griswold]

This has been Oliver's Cliff Notes hits of the 70s.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Classic.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're gonna have to listen to that song. Yeah. They eat the guy, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

These guys get trapped, and so they end up eating one of the guys.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All I know is one of the guys went in at 180, came out at 2:35.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, thank you very much. We'll explore that more and many other things when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at, you can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.