The BOB & TOM Show - July 22, 2025

Summary

Detailed Summary of "The BOB & TOM Show - July 22, 2025"

Released on July 22, 2025

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1. Sad News and Entertainment Updates

The episode begins with the hosts expressing sorrow over the passing of Jamal Warner, best known for his role as Theo Huxtable on The Cosby Show. Chick McGee shares his admiration for Warner, mentioning:

"Best known for playing Theo Huxtable, I think, on the Cosby Show. [...] But it was terrible."
[07:53] Chick McGee

Christy Lee adds details about Warner's tragic death:

"He apparently drowned Sunday afternoon. He was vacationing with his family in Costa Rica. Got caught in a rip current while he was out swimming. [...] with no vital signs."
[07:53] Christy Lee

This news sets a somber tone as the hosts reflect on Warner's contributions to television.

2. Cosby Show Trivia and Connections

The discussion shifts to the behind-the-scenes of The Cosby Show. Chick McGee reveals a personal connection:

"A guy who graduated a year before me in high school, John Marcus, wrote the Cosby Show, won an Emmy."
[10:37] Chick McGee

He humorously laments his own lack of awards:

"No, no, no, no. I haven't won an Emmy."
[10:41] Chick McGee

Furthermore, the hosts delve into the show's initial naming confusion, comparing it to Married with Children:

"The original name of Married with Children was not the Cosbys. They wanted to really hit on the nose. I don't know why."
[11:20] Josh Arnold

This segment highlights the early challenges in branding successful sitcoms.

3. Sports Highlights

Major League Baseball's Interference Walk-Off

A bizarre incident in Major League Baseball is recounted by Josh Arnold:

"Edmundo Sosa's teammates on the Phillies mobbed him beyond first base after a walk-off win [...] thanks to a call of catcher's interference."
[51:32] Josh Arnold

Chick McGee explains the unusual ruling:

"Sosa won the game [...] by a call of catcher's interference. [...] It ended the game."
[51:20] Chick McGee

The interaction sparks debate among the hosts about the fairness and rules of the game.

Dallas Cowboys Camp and Jerry Jones

Turning to football, Chick McGee discusses the Dallas Cowboys breaking camp in Oxnard, California:

"They start camp yesterday in Oxnard, and Jerry Jones is at it again. I almost feel sorry for Cowboys fans."
[54:26] Chick McGee

The hosts speculate on Jerry Jones's influence and management style, questioning his recent comments and decisions regarding player contracts.

Shohei Ohtani's Performance

Josh Arnold highlights a standout moment from Shohei Ohtani:

"Shohei Ohtani gave up his first home run of the season and quickly answered with a two-run shot of his own. [...] Ohtani became the first Dodgers pitcher to homer in the first inning since 1977."
[53:00] Josh Arnold

This rare feat underscores Ohtani's dual-threat capability as both a pitcher and hitter.

4. Listener Stories

Neighborhood Antics and Wildlife Encounters

Listeners share amusing anecdotes. Eric recounts a fishing trip:

"We heard some rustling. [...] an osprey had tackled a squirrel. [...] slowly pushed the head of the squirrel just underwater to drown it."
[17:09] Josh Arnold

This vivid description elicits both laughter and amazement from the hosts.

Stealing and Shoplifting Tales

A series of listener letters delve into stories of theft and shoplifting:

• Kevin from Winchester, Kentucky shares how the show made his morning drives enjoyable:

  "I listened to every show from last week on my drive home from vacation. Thank you for making my drive more enjoyable."
  [36:35] Kevin

• Chase from southern Oregon connects a listener's name meaning:

  "The name Chase actually means hunter in French. So that man's name was actually Hunter. Hunter."
  [24:09] Jeff Oskay

• Pumpkin, a 15-year-old, describes his youthful car theft ventures:

  "I started stealing cars at a very young age. [...] the judge said, son, I could send you away for 63 years."
  [89:14] Josh Arnold

• Corey, who recently stopped stealing, reflects on his past:

  "I started stealing cars at a very young age [...] I never stole a car again after being confronted by the judge."
  [89:38] Josh Arnold

These stories highlight the show's interactive and engaging relationship with its audience.

5. Entertainment News

Annual Swingers Festival in England

Christy Lee reports on a significant event causing local disturbances:

"Revelers descended on a sleepy English village for the country's biggest annual swingers festival over the weekend. Sparking noise complaints from locals."
[72:07] Christy Lee

The festival, known as Swing a Thon in Ellington, featured various activities such as:

"Sex games, foam parties, and butt plug bingo."
[72:07] Christy Lee

This news segment elicits curiosity and humor among the hosts, particularly regarding unconventional activities like "butt plug bingo."

Design Controversy: The Butt Plug Beer Bottle

A Japanese designer, Kenji Abe, faces internet backlash for his innovative bottle design:

"The bottle created in 2023 has a rounded bottom, evoking the desire to stick a glass bottle of beer into the sand. However, it also bore resemblance to a butt plug."
[93:26] Christy Lee

Despite the criticism, Josh Arnold defends the functional aspect of the design:

"That would absolutely just torque into the sand. That's brilliant for what the guy designed it for."
[95:38] Josh Arnold

This debate showcases the intersection of functionality and perception in design innovation.

6. Health and Lifestyle Tips

Corn Sweat and Summer Long Balls

The hosts introduce unique seasonal health phenomena:

• Corn Sweat (Evapotranspiration):

  "An acre of corn during growing season sweats off about 3 to 4,000 gallons of water a day. In Iowa, it adds up to 49 to 56 billion gallons of water into the atmosphere each day."
  [117:28] Christy Lee

  This process exacerbates heat and humidity, making summer days more oppressive.

• Summer Long Balls:

  "Summer long balls is a seasonal condition characterized by the unpleasant engorgement of the male testicles."
  [119:08] Christy Lee

  Symptoms include swelling, chafing, and discomfort, with remedies like wearing light underwear and using cornstarch to prevent sticking.

"If you have trouble with the sticking to the leg, I learned this working in the kitchen. Cornstarch, a little bit of it down there, will keep you from sticking."
[122:30] Jeff Oskay

These segments blend humor with informative content, offering listeners both laughs and practical advice.

7. Special Guest: Comedian Lucas Waterfill

Lucas Waterfill, a comedian with cerebral palsy, joins the show to share his experiences and humor:

• Personal Stories:
  Lucas discusses a memorable encounter where a well-meaning woman prayed for his healing, leading to an awkward yet humorous interaction.

"She proceeds to put her hand on my shoulder and yell, please, God, heal this man from his head down to his toes. [...] And she starts speaking tongues. [..] The other man comes up to me and says, please, stop mocking that mentally handicapped woman."
[127:27] Lucas Waterfill

• Career Insights:
  Lucas touches on challenges in his career, aspirations, and the impact of the pandemic on his performances.

"I'm gonna be at the Ice House in Pasadena, September 5th and 6th [...] It's about a 30-something drunk who's in a wheelchair."
[158:58] Lucas Waterfill

• Humorous Reflections:
  He humorously critiques societal perceptions of disability and shares stories about his personal life, including a childhood incident involving shaving and family dynamics.

Lucas's candid and humorous approach provides insightful and entertaining perspectives on living with a disability.

8. Additional News and Closing Remarks

The hosts wrap up with various snippets of news and personal anecdotes:

• Ted Lasso Season 4:
  Christy Lee announces the upcoming production and shooting locations.

"Ted Lasso Season 4 has begun production. [...] shooting some scenes in Kansas City, Missouri and London."
[164:07] Christy Lee

• Paramount's Streaming Deal for South Park:
  Jeff Oskay breaks news about a lucrative five-year streaming deal.

"Paramount has struck a five-year streaming deal for $1.5 billion with South Park for 10 new episodes a year for five years."
[Keys conversation around 164:11]

• Local Incidents:
  Christy Lee reports on a pilot making an unexpected sharp turn to avoid a B52 bomber in North Dakota, causing both concern and amusement among the hosts.

"A pilot made a sharp turn to avoid a midair collision with a B52 bomber. He explained it was not normal."
[147:31] Christy Lee

Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain their characteristic blend of humor, camaraderie, and engaging storytelling, ensuring an entertaining experience for both regular listeners and newcomers.

Notable Quotes

• Josh Arnold on MLB Incident:

  "It was absolutely correct, but it's just unfortunate the catcher wasn't being egregiously."
  [52:12]

• Chick McGee on Cosby Show Writer:

  "John Marcus, writer. And I say wrote the first season."
  [10:85] Chick McGee

• Lucas Waterfill on Disability and Identity:

  "I have cerebral palsy. It's my identity. It's my chosen identity."
  [157:27] Lucas Waterfill

• Jeff Oskay on Listener's Theft Story:

  "If you step out there and do something in the first two or three and get hit by a car."
  [60:30] Chick McGee

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This episode of The BOB & TOM Show offers a rich tapestry of emotional moments, humorous exchanges, listener interactions, and insightful discussions, encapsulating the essence of what makes the show beloved by its nationwide audience.

Transcript

[Christy Lee]

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[Lucas Waterfill]

Neighbor.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy, holy.

[Chick McGee]

Drunk neighbor. Meth head. Neighbor. Good thing I don't have a gun. Gigged in San Antonio. Got to sleep. 4am playing tonight up in Fort Worth. Who's outside my window? Wood chipper. Wood chipper. Holy, holy. Base boomer. Subwoofer.

[Josh Arnold]

Dodge Charger.

[Chick McGee]

No muffler.

[Josh Arnold]

Cat fighter. Dog barker. Chainsaw running. Mother scratcher.

[Chick McGee]

Bad neighbor.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Bad neighbor.

[Chick McGee]

Good thing I don't have a gun.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yes, the sounds of summer. They can often disturb one's slumber vacation.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I guess leaf, leaf season's on the way today.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I will blow. I blow my grass clippings off the sidewalk in the driveway.

[Chick McGee]

I guess I shouldn't have interrupted you when you said I will blow.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's all right.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, it's the Bob and Top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC insurance news desk. There's Josh arnold. Hello. Jeff Oskay yeah. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Hello. How is everyone today?

[Christy Lee]

Good. How are you?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm sleepy this morning. I don't know what some. You know, some mornings are worse than others. Right? Don't you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

For sure. So I decided to take a couple of. So that being sleepy, sometimes I get a headache. So I went and I took a couple of Excedrin. Okay. Because evidently they have caffeine in them or something. I don't know what's going on, but did you notice that these little things, you see these little things, they come in pills now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Little plastic cylinder deals that kind of. They're sort of like. I don't know. Are they supposed to do the same thing as silica packs?

[Chick McGee]

It says this is can't D, E, S, I C, C, A, N T on the side of it. And it's not that much bigger than a pill. There's got to be somebody who's taken that, taking this. And it says right on the do not eat.

[Josh Arnold]

So I bet it has accidentally.

[Chick McGee]

It's gotta have to choke on that.

[Christy Lee]

Does it keep the moisture out of the pills or something?

[Chick McGee]

Not too sure, I guess. I don't know what's going on and why do we need it and who. Whose idea was it? And yes. On and on and on.

[Josh Arnold]

Pills have become like Cracker Jack boxes.

[Chick McGee]

Now.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a little prize in there. One of those. One of those little silica packs.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. I don't cotton.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to sound like the old guy, but I remember when Cracker Jack toys were something that you. You sought instead of the dumb little paper books. Now they put in them.

[Christy Lee]

And we'd get a ring. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You get a. Every now and then you get a little ball, you know?

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, we love the tattoos.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

The fake tattoo kids. You would get to put some hats on.

[Josh Arnold]

We weren't allowed to put those on.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Josh Arnold]

My dad had a thing about anything on our skin. Like, if I were at school and I wanted to make a note and I just wrote on my hand, that drove him berserk. He would, like.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. There was something about.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have the kid in school, though, that did that all the time and they always looked dirty?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe. Yeah. Maybe that's what it was.

[Christy Lee]

We had that kid because we were.

[Josh Arnold]

Dirty enough, we didn't need any help.

[Chick McGee]

I used to sit and draw on my tennis shoes. And I plainly remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa. We would. I Would have been grounded. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I would do that.

[Christy Lee]

Remember the felt tip markers? Flare flares.

[Chick McGee]

Flare the workhorse in the industry.

[Christy Lee]

Those were good flair. And there was a girl in grade school and she would dry all over her hands and wow arms.

[Chick McGee]

What about putting the still artistic Elmer's glue on you and peeling it off after it dried? Ever do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

What about.

[Chick McGee]

I guess it was just me. What?

[Christy Lee]

Rubber cement?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Rubber cement work. You make fake boogers with those. Remember that?

[Christy Lee]

Do you think boogers smell?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, what you do. You take rubber cement because it's brown. It's a light brown, and you ball it up in your finger, and then it dries, and you act like you're picking out your nose, and then you flick it at somebody. Flick it at the girl you like, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's sweet.

[Chick McGee]

You get a booger in her hair. Cause I liked you. Yeah. That's a future wife. Hey, lots to talk. Sad news yesterday in the entertainment world.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I really like this guy. He was on a show I loved called the Resident. It was not a great show, but I. I watched every episode. He played a doctor and make fun.

[Christy Lee]

Of me for being the grim reaper.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Actor Jamal Malcolm. Jamal Warner has passed away at the age of 50. Best known for playing Theo Huxtable, I think, on the Cosby Show. But he apparently drowned Sunday afternoon. He was vacationing with his family in Costa Rica. Got caught in a rip current while he was out swimming. He was able to be rescued by nearby swimmers, but the responders found him with no vital signs.

[Josh Arnold]

So terrible.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Really sad. Costa Rica's judicial investigation department confirmed all these details yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Costa Rica's what?

[Christy Lee]

What did I say?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

The judicial investigation department in Costa Rica.

[Chick McGee]

That's. It's got to be an August spot.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Why do I think that?

[Christy Lee]

But have you ever been there?

[Chick McGee]

Damn it, no.

[Christy Lee]

I've always wanted to go to Costa Rica.

[Chick McGee]

Rich Coast, I believe.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right on my list?

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds right.

[Chick McGee]

Rich Coast.

[Christy Lee]

Very sad.

[Chick McGee]

Glorious.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That is sad, man.

[Chick McGee]

I was wondering if they would, you know, get a comment from. From Bill. You know.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? Maybe somebody's gonna probably try to.

[Christy Lee]

No, I could maybe look for that. A lot of people did comment, but I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And we all. We all grew up with that, right? Well, I mean, we all watched the Cosby Show.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody in America, he was America's dad. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

But that whole show and family and the Casting, everything was just great. Yeah, it was great.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I don't know why. Just two weeks ago, it dawned on me that was called the Cosby show, but they were the Huxtables.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, there were no Cosby's on the.

[Chick McGee]

License. Licensing, and they couldn't call it about. You'll see. Stand up comedians have their own show and they can't name it after them or something. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's also a branding thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

In an exclusive interview with ABC News, Cosby remembered Warner, who played his son for eight seasons on the hit show, quote, he was always a great studier and I enjoyed working with him very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so not. He didn't say too much, but there was comment.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what do we want him to say?

[Christy Lee]

Well, Malcolm calls here regularly. We may be able to get this audio. But yeah, so he did speak about it.

[Chick McGee]

The guy who wrote the show and I say wrote the first season. Honestly, I. I have not been told this is the truth. But you'd try and. And you tell me, debunk it. There's a Bill Cosby stand up movie called Himself, and he pretty much goes through the first season of the Cosby show in that. Stand up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's a lot of that stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And a guy who graduated a year before me in high school, in my high school, John Marcus, wrote the Cosby show, won an Emmy. Oh, wow. And. Yeah, yeah, good for John.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you had, You've had your successes.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. I haven't won an Emmy.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, they don't have radio Emmys.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm bitter. That's.

[Christy Lee]

That's a radio.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, so I'm laying in an apartment complex in like 1987 in Springfield, Ohio. I'm laying on the floor because I don't have furniture. And I'm watching. I'm watching the Enemy, the. The Emmys. And the winner, the Cosby Show. John Marcus, writer. And I'm going. I went to high school with a John Marcus. That's weird.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. That's John Marcus.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

The original name of Married with Children was not the Cosbys. They wanted to really.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Sort of hit on the nose. Hey, this is a very different sort of style sitcom.

[Chick McGee]

I did not know that. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Married with Children, I think is a better title.

[Chick McGee]

But that was. That was one of the first shows of the Fox network. Remember all Those?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. President. With George C. Scott.

[Jeff Oskay]

We were, we were sent upstairs during Married with Children. So my parents could watch it without us.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, we weren't allowed to watch a second of it. I got grounded when I got caught watching it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we, oh my.

[Josh Arnold]

We all sat around as a family and watch.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really? That's awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

We lost our. We all loved it. My mom loved it. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you remember shows you watched with your family?

[Chick McGee]

Nope. Yeah, me, I used to watch Laughing with my dad. I remember that. And I, I, I really like seeing him laugh at, laugh in. I didn't really get most of the.

[Christy Lee]

Jokes, but yeah, and I'm trying.

[Chick McGee]

It was pretty good.

[Jeff Oskay]

We did like Family Ties together, the, the Cosby Show, Roseanne.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, and the famous story in my life is we used to watch Hee Haw. And one of my favorite mom's favorite musical artists was Charley Pride until she saw him on He Haw.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is unfortunate.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, my mother was really something, wasn't it? Well, I, you know the quote, the famous quote. Well, that's not Charlie Bright.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, mother.

[Chick McGee]

What do you do?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, what do you do?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyway, you know what? You learn how not to be.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. You learn what not to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You develop a sense of humor about things that hurt. John Marcus won an Emmy. Whatever. Anyway, coming up in sports, we've got weird stories today in sports. Jerry. Jerry Jones. The Cowboys break camp. And I almost are. Break camp or start camp? Start. They break camp and they start break camp.

[Christy Lee]

Break means they're done.

[Chick McGee]

Right. They start camp and Jerry Jones is. I almost with his quotes yesterday. I almost feel sorry for Cowboys fans. We'll talk about it. And we had an interference walk off Major league baseball win last night.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Chick McGee]

That was the correct call.

[Christy Lee]

Interference walk. Okay, you gotta explain.

[Josh Arnold]

So interference was called at end of the game.

[Chick McGee]

It ended the game. Interference was called. The guy came in from third, came over.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts of service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Oh, oh, oh, O'Reilly. We've got letters from emails from the listeners. All right, shall we dive in?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, everyone. Longtime listener, first time emailer. One of my favorite moments of the show ever. Yesterday, Josh talking about seeing the osprey catch the squirrel.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy, that was disturbing.

[Chick McGee]

I think he was just showing Josh what it was like to have a shore lunch.

[Josh Arnold]

He sure did have one, man.

[Chick McGee]

Since Josh is a catch and release fisherman, have a good day. That's from Eric. Yes. You told us the story. You went fishing with your brothers and they're on the, they're on the shore.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we're. Jeff, my older brother and I are in his bass boat and we're, we're fishing close to the bank and trying to find those ditch pickles, if you will. The large mouth bass.

[Chick McGee]

Ditch pickles. That's fisherman talk.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Looking for lunkers, Trying to find some tanks. Chicken. Yeah. Sometimes you get toads right up there. On the. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotta find those hogs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, caught me a hog. Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyway, and we heard some rustling. It sounded like a rock rolling down the hill right there at the bank. And all of a sudden, we hear some animal noises. We look up, and this osprey had tackled a squirrel. And they were rolling down the hill, and they landed onto the bank. And the osprey was trying to keep the squirrel controlled with his talons and kind of pecking at it every now and again. And the squirrel was screaming, which is a nightmarish sound. I hadn't heard a squirrel do that before. You know, we all hear animals, but, boy, it was awful. And finally, the osprey just took its talon and slowly pushed the head of the squirrel just underwater enough to drown it. And then it looked at my brother and I. The osprey just stared at us while it slowly drowned.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

And we were just like, good Lord.

[Christy Lee]

How big is an osprey? They're pretty big.

[Josh Arnold]

It was like. It was hawk or falcon size, maybe a little smaller, but it was. I mean, it's a big bird.

[Chick McGee]

The squirrel was screaming.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, for a while. And then it was, bubb.

[Chick McGee]

No osprey like squirrel. That's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. Classic bird of prey there, though.

[Chick McGee]

I had no idea. Hey, Bob. And top show, this is my favorite time of the year where we get references from. Wait a minute. From this century. No poop talk, no butt talk, no sodomy talk. My request is to hear a song from Pat Godwin. I know I bug you guys a lot, but I swear I. I won't write the rest of this week.

[Josh Arnold]

No worries. We'll get that request for you tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, I've got it right here. It's Pat Godwin. And my favorite Pat Godwin song, it's Voices in my Head. Okay. All right, here we go. The voices in my head told me that I love you.

[Christy Lee]

The voices in.

[Chick McGee]

My head said you love me, too yes, they do. You know they're always right so I'm listening tonight to the voices in my head yeah the voices in my head say we'll always be together so I got your name tattooed in flamin red.

[Josh Arnold]

On my forehead they come in crystal.

[Chick McGee]

Clear but my doctor, he can't hear.

[Josh Arnold]

The voices in my head yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah the voices in my head said to stop my medication the voices in my head said you jump the wall and.

[Josh Arnold]

Run Am I gone?

[Chick McGee]

You know that I was right So I won't put up a fight the forces in my head.

[Josh Arnold]

I See you on tv.

[Chick McGee]

And the voices are telling me that.

[Josh Arnold]

You me and you need me and your boyfriend should be dead and gone?

[Chick McGee]

The voices in my head said to.

[Josh Arnold]

Breaking your apart.

[Chick McGee]

And hide under the bed? Cause your love was just a lie?

[Josh Arnold]

You too must die soon?

[Chick McGee]

Tonight I'll stalk Tomorrow I'm insane so my lawyer says I'll walk? Cause I got voice? Voices in my head? Got voices in my head? Got voices in my head. Ah, that's Pat Godwin. Voices in my head. Far and away. My favorite Godwin song. Good morning, Bob and Tom Show. Greetings from Fort Gordon, Georgia. Oh, let's see. Yesterday you were all taught. You're all talking about place to adopt dogs that are too sweet to be canine units.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or military working dogs. That place is located in San Antonio. The 341st Training Squadron located at Lackland Air Force Base. Lachlan Air Force Base is responsible for most of the military working dogs in the DOD Department of Defense. To adopt a dog, they have certain criteria listed on their website. Oh, the biggest caveat is that you have to pick up the dog in person. I saw these little dogs and they had. They put little vests on them to train them. And this, the one that was too sweet to be a canine unit. Rolled over on his back, was just trying to play with the guy. It was adorable.

[Josh Arnold]

So the canine unit is the dog itself. It's not the. You don't say.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think the unit is the. The officer and the. And the dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. The department. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The sweet, sweet dog. I wonder if that's for retired military dogs or the dogs that are too sweet.

[Chick McGee]

This was a place to adopt the dogs that couldn't make the cut.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Pick up the dog. And I. I've always heard that you're supposed to. Well, this is what I. When I picked out my last dog, which was. Oh, well, now, two or three years ago, you're supposed to pick them up and hold them and then put them on their back and try to rub their belly. And if they fight you in any way, that's not a great dog. But if they lay back and go, yeah, man, whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Submissive. Yeah, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Even puppies.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, especially puppies.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. I thought puppies would just sort of instinctually play with you if you rub their belly.

[Chick McGee]

No, they try to. Yeah. If they're really too aggressive.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I got you.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. That's just one thing I've heard. It's certainly not a hard and fast rule.

[Christy Lee]

They also do this with dogs that are training to be service dogs. Like ICANN will have dogs that fail out of school because they're too sweet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or they didn't make it through the movie without barking. Yeah, I love when they have them all lined up in the movie theater.

[Chick McGee]

I do love that. That picture.

[Christy Lee]

Those dogs make wonderful pets as well.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Sweet little babies.

[Jeff Oskay]

I got a letter here from Chase with a hello, Chase, spelled C, H, A Y, S E. Is that right? Dude?

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. You can read his letter. But I don't care for Chase. Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Dear Bob and Tom, on Monday show Christie read a story about a man named Chase Hunter who helped rescue a deer from the ocean. As a fellow Chase, I felt compelled to share that the name Chase actually means hunter in French. So that man's name was actually Hunter. Hunter. Thanks for the laughs. Chase in southern Oregon.

[Chick McGee]

See this? I've told Josh this ever since I've known him. If he has a baby, if he has a kid, boy or girl, you gotta name it Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right.

[Josh Arnold]

Should I do middle Arnold? A Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Arnold. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have a stand for, like, Aloysius or something like that.

[Josh Arnold]

So a Chase Long is. That means Hunter Lounge. Yeah. I guarantee that's a different Chase. Yeah, that's more shades, isn't it? I believe so.

[Chick McGee]

This says, dear Bob and Tom show. Hey, chick, I love you, but I'm cracking up hearing you say you, you, you. I heard it twice so far today. Instead of specifically, you say pacifically. Lol. She says, sarah, I assure you that I know the difference between specifically and pacifically. However, I've effed around so long in my life that I say specifically off the air so much, it kind of sneaks on the air sometimes. So I. I apologize. Of course I'm specifically apologizing for saying specifically. There you go. Dear Bob and top show. Longtime listener, first time writing in. I finally made the switch to Raycon earbuds, and I love them. I got myself and my girlfriend a set, and we both love them. Well, thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to see your girlfriend set.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Of Raycons.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. What the hell?

[Chick McGee]

Why would you say something?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. All I said was, I want to see your earbuds. Christy, you turned it into something gross.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You've been in this room a long time.

[Chick McGee]

Who's the last person you showed your set to, Chris? Oh, my husband, of course. Yeah. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

I don't walk around showing myself.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you ever flashed like a crowd or like.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

You've never, like, flashed on a concert or anything?

[Chick McGee]

No. The front or the booty? No. No. Moon.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not a mooner.

[Chick McGee]

No mooning. No. You look like you had a lot of friends in high school and college that were moon. Moon people a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a lot of friends, but there was one guy who was constantly mooning. Yeah, actually, my brother John's a mooner.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, I mean, I think I probably have mooned, but not. I don't remember it, so that would tell you the extent.

[Christy Lee]

But your brother likes to do it, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, my brother John's a mooner.

[Chick McGee]

You're a. What do they call this? You walk around with pants a lot in public without pants. I'm sorry, without pants.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you've done that here in the. In the relatively. Donald Duckett short time that you've worked here. You've had. I like being.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the public to see my penis and bones. And I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

I for sure thought you were going to say your gorgeous legs, but I.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, they can. I mean, if they want to look at my legs, they can, but I'm really hoping they look okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right. I. I see that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I, I like seeing the surprise in their face.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. We were talking last week about coming up with a name for the male hangdown that you could see from the back. You remember this? Factory air for the ladies. And what did we come up with? Clap. The Clapper. The.

[Josh Arnold]

The clapper was sent in landing gear.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I missed this conversation.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So if you can look at a man y. And from. From the back, he's naked and you can see his hang down between his legs, we think that's pretty impressive.

[Christy Lee]

What's the salad bowl? Isn't there something.

[Chick McGee]

The salad bowl is a mooning. Yeah, that from behind you can see everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good name.

[Chick McGee]

Jim and the twins. And. And the. And yeah, that's called. No, it's called the fruit bowl. Yeah, it looks like a banana.

[Christy Lee]

That would make a lot more sense than a salad bowl.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like a banana. Two plums and that is. Yeah, yeah. That's why they call it the fruit bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

I called the hang down from the back operation Dumbo Drop.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that. That's funny.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Justin suggests, I think the obvious, probably not suitable for air should be five o' clock shadow.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, Justin, that's not for air.

[Chick McGee]

You're right. But in.

[Josh Arnold]

That is good, though.

[Chick McGee]

Hang down your Head with the Tom Dooley. Call it the Tom Dooley hang. That is nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom Dooley's good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Tom would like that, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I mean, do you know if you have that feature?

[Chick McGee]

I think you're aware of it. If you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, if you're a guy. How would you know?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I like when I pee, I like to spread my feet, like, four feet apart. That way you get the hang down no matter what.

[Chick McGee]

You're a wide. You have a wide stance.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do, I do. I like to get it down low. I like to rest my. My boys on the shelf there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you. You pee like Jean Claude Van Damme. One foot on the tub edge and one foot on the sink.

[Christy Lee]

Yesterday we were speaking of this. We were talking about. I said something about the Amazon logo, looks like a penis. And this lady, Wendy from South Bend. Christie, I too, agree with you. The Amazon arrow does look like a penis. You go, girl. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

I did scoff at that. Let me see.

[Chick McGee]

The Amazon logo is the word Amazon. And then they're over the top of it, there's an arrow that goes from A and points at the Z. And that means they have everything from A to Z is what I've read. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

It's supposed to mean Christy, who has.

[Chick McGee]

Penis on the brain, thinks she sees a penis.

[Josh Arnold]

You ladies are wanting to see a penis?

[Christy Lee]

You know what? I've always heard that women should be happy about that.

[Chick McGee]

Women aren't. Women aren't that stimulated by visual image.

[Christy Lee]

That's not true.

[Josh Arnold]

Most. They say most aren't. Yeah, well, I think that's changing. I think a lot of women are watching porn and stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

The numbers are.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the proofs right there in the numbers.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, what are you gonna do? You.

[Chick McGee]

You. Yeah. You got to give them what they want, right?

[Josh Arnold]

It's in the pudding. We talked about the Crunch Wrap supreme yesterday from Taco Bell.

[Chick McGee]

I got one.

[Christy Lee]

Did you?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good move.

[Chick McGee]

I got my normal order. Soft taco supreme, crunchy taco supreme, and chicken quesadilla. Oh, can't go wrong. So I got a Crunch Wrap. I was a little disappointed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, did you get it in house or delivered?

[Chick McGee]

I got it delivered.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can't do it delivered. It's not crunchy anymore. No, because you gotta get that in house.

[Chick McGee]

The hard taco supreme, it arrived and was beautifully crunch.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's something about the crunchwrap. It steams that inner crunch crunch away.

[Chick McGee]

Kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

It does. But I found crunch. When I pick it up from the Drive through. But I think I'm faster through a drive through than probably a delivery service is getting.

[Chick McGee]

Because you care more.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you also don't have eight stops on the way to your house to drop off food to other people's house.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. Robert, who goes by Tiny.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Tiny.

[Josh Arnold]

The first time I saw a commercial for the Crunch Wrap Supreme, I thought it was the coolest thing I'd ever seen. I paused the commercial, drove to Taco Bell, bought one, went back home unpause to the commercial, and I was eating one while finishing the commercial.

[Chick McGee]

Tiny, you're today's listener email.

[Josh Arnold]

What his last name be a profession?

[Christy Lee]

I don't, you know. Honestly, I don't know. I know Tiny's last name.

[Chick McGee]

Tiny. Tiny Carpenter.

[Josh Arnold]

It does start with a C. Oh, no kidding. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tiny construction worker.

[Josh Arnold]

That's it.

[Chick McGee]

That's an odd name, but okay. That's interesting. Coming up in sports, we've got mayhem last night in Major League Baseball. We had a walk off interference call with the the Phillies winning last night and Jerry Jones is at it again. I almost feel sorry for Cowboys fans. What's coming up in the in news.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, have you ever heard of corn sweat? We're going to talk about that.

[Chick McGee]

Is that where you eat too much corn and you start to sweat? No, I've heard of meat sweats.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I had the first fresh corn last night. Corn on the cob. Have you had some yet?

[Jeff Oskay]

Not yet.

[Chick McGee]

Is it too. Isn't it a little early? Is it too early? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy. It's ready.

[Christy Lee]

She says, remember the banana taped to the wall?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

This make you happy? I've got something. And brilliant.

[Chick McGee]

Also.

[Christy Lee]

I have a sex festival featuring a thousand swingers. That caused a little ruckus, huh? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Swingers are the nicest people.

[Josh Arnold]

They're very kind.

[Chick McGee]

They really are. They have nice refreshments and snacks.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently not in this sleepy English village. They were happy.

[Chick McGee]

They'll make an effort. It's time, Christy. Of course. At the Silac Insurance news desk. And the stock market, or shall I say the shock market.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy.

[Chick McGee]

Is on a wild ride up and down and all around. Maybe it's time to turn down the sounds of gloom and doom and counter volatility with annuity from Silac Insurance Company. It makes good sense. Reliable annuity payments when you want. Designed to protect your retirement. Your nest egg. It won't even crack. See what a Silac Annuity can do for you. Some restrictions apply. To learn more just go to silacins.com that's s I L A C.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, some investors make the the poor choice of doubting their S tag before it hatches. We don't just give financial advice. We're. We're fun.

[Chick McGee]

We like to put a smile an annuity from Silac Insurance company. Plan on it, know it, live it, learn it.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, those were the other guys. Silac will not treat you like.

[Chick McGee]

Of course not. We'll be right back. News and sports, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look, you can also watch the show on our YouTube channel. Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. Now I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made $15 bills, but it turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial.

[Christy Lee]

Give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment.

[Josh Arnold]

Of $45 for a 3 month plan.

[Christy Lee]

Equivalent to $15 per month required new customer offer for first 3 months only.

[Josh Arnold]

Speed slow after 35gb of networks busy.

[Christy Lee]

Taxes and fees extra.

[Josh Arnold]

See mint mobile.com.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Chop Show. There's Josh Arnold, Christy Lee next hour for sure. I'm Chick. We got another couple of letters here. You ready? I. I forgot that I, I mentioned this. I went to Aruba about a month ago and one of the things, things that. Well, nobody thinks like I do. I was quite taken with the iron that was in my hotel room.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and then you ordered it. Right?

[Chick McGee]

And I ordered it and I said I. This is the most amazing iron I've ever. Hey, Chick. In the market for a new iron, Ken writes. Please tell me the brand of the one you found on vacation. Hamilton Beach.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, commercial. Oh, that's the key. Go for the commercial. Jeff, did you say you had a letter over there? Do you want to share that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, sure. Joe wrote in Oscar is dumb as a jar of. There's only video from inside the ship on the first takeoff from the moon.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, this is in regards to your doubting the moon landing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it says we were in a space race with the Russians. If we didn't go to the moon, don't you think they would have been the first one to call? BS you idiot. PS Listen to show every day. Lol Pensacola Joe. Oh, it says something about send Oscar back to his flat Earth moon seminar so he could all the other idiots.

[Josh Arnold]

He can go for all the other idiots.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love you, Joe. Some of the stuff I say, it's just for entertainment.

[Chick McGee]

It's for fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but not the moonlight. Anything you.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I 100% believe. We think that.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I start every morning driving my almost 4 year old son Cameron into daycare. And we listen to your show every morning. So much so that when anyone asks Cameron, my son, what he wants to listen to, he always responds with Bob and Tom. Oh, he's four years old.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very cute.

[Chick McGee]

It gets a laugh every time. Hello. Good morning, Cameron. How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Cameron.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, Jeff, say hello to Cameron.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Cameron.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

I listened to every show from last week on my drive home from vacation over the weekend. Thank you for making my drive a little bit more enjoyable. That's it Says, signed, your pal Kevin from Winchester, Kentucky.

[Christy Lee]

Well, hey, Kevin.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Bruce has written in. He says the other day you were talking about the best shopping carts.

[Christy Lee]

Target.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Targets are fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

Target and shopping carts and popcorn are how Target's gonna take over the world.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree. Target does have the best carts. That may be correct, says Chris. When you are using just one, which we all tend to use.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

But here's his point.

[Chick McGee]

He says, is this a solution for a problem no one has?

[Josh Arnold]

As a former Target employee, I can tell you that when pushing several carts, they are nearly impossible to turn as a group. Well, I would think of that of any shopping cart, but those are so sturdy that maybe it's harder when. Yeah, this really does only. You know what, Chris, we appreciate the info, but you are making a point. Only for other Target employees.

[Chick McGee]

It does seem like a bit of a narrow cast.

[Christy Lee]

So when you go to the grocery store, do you use the small cart or the big cart?

[Josh Arnold]

Small. And I. The thing is, it's almost overflowing, so I'm probably. It's probably time for me to go to a big cart. But there will be so much room left in the big car and then.

[Christy Lee]

You feel, then it fills up more. Don't you think you fill up more if you use the big cart than if you use the small cart?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I've never noticed that. Oh, so you're saying the bigger the cart you buy to fill up the cart? Oh, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

You would buy more stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotcha. That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think that's how shopping carts were invented. Right?

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

They thought people would buy more if we.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

Gave them an easier way to carry.

[Josh Arnold]

I have the same problem with going to a big and tall shop. When I walk, I'm like, oh, I'm not fat enough for these clothes.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But I am sometimes too fat for regular stores. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Where's the in between?

[Josh Arnold]

Where's the average American dude?

[Jeff Oskay]

Average American dude. I would shop there all day.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and Aldi, if you're listening, I owe you for two brown paper bags because I forgot to pay for them. Oh, I know. Well, I thought I brought my own bags, but I didn't have enough. This is where the shopping cart thing came in because I didn't. I filled too much.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. How much are their bags?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. But when I go back, quarter for the shopping cart. But you get your quarterback. When you put your cart back, you pay it forward.

[Josh Arnold]

If you see somebody going into the store, just take this one. Yeah, well, you know what? You're costing Aldi money. You are. Boy, oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm not costing them money because you get your quarterback. You know, they do that to keep you from leaving your cart in the.

[Josh Arnold]

You are right. But I'm still going to consider you the villain.

[Chick McGee]

I agree with Josh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Although if you don't take it back, a quarter's pretty good for a whole cart. Yeah, like, that's not a bad price.

[Josh Arnold]

The resell of a cart.

[Christy Lee]

Take the cart for a quarter.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I've been doing it wrong.

[Chick McGee]

You know, this all is. Talk about grocery shopping. Reminds me of the first time I shoplifted it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Back when.

[Christy Lee]

The first time.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. Don Kirstner of Rock Concert. I stole a small bottle of black cherry liqueur or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was. I got drunk, but I went home and watched Don Ker's rock concert.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It was one of those flat bottles.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Any remorse at all with that?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'd have done it again. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Heck, yeah. You've never stolen anything from a store?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, are you kidding?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Christy Lee]

We had a Ben Franklin. We stole lip gloss.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I missed the Ben Franklin.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Were those nationwide?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

What is the advantage of using Ben Franklin as your logo?

[Christy Lee]

It was like a five and dime. Yeah, it was.

[Chick McGee]

He was wise and he knew a goodbye. I think so he was sexually active in France. I don't know what. What would be.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't get the connection to the five and dime.

[Chick McGee]

Come on over to Ben Franklin and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, when we were in junior high, we'd ride our bikes up there to the Ben Franklin, and it was the.

[Josh Arnold]

Best place to get candy. It was always cheap.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I stole a copy of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.

[Christy Lee]

Single.

[Chick McGee]

No, the vinyl.

[Christy Lee]

The whole album.

[Chick McGee]

The whole albums?

[Josh Arnold]

Where you. Under your shirt?

[Chick McGee]

Under my shirt? I walked right out with this boy.

[Josh Arnold]

What's a spongebob over there?

[Chick McGee]

I did. Look, a geometric. I have to. I have to. You got. Neither one of you guys ever stole any? Ever shoplifted?

[Christy Lee]

Never.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, no. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember?

[Josh Arnold]

And.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, were you garaged?

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Remember? I was. I. And then I also stole from when I worked at the fast food place at Six Flags. I would steal money every night because I didn't want to work register. I wanted to. I wanted to work the grill. And so I thought if my till were off every night.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

I wanted to steal.

[Chick McGee]

What? Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This could be the best story I've ever heard.

[Josh Arnold]

I have told you guys about this, but it's really. I would take $3 here, 250 there. It was always small amounts, but it was enough so that my. After a week, I'd have, like, CD money.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

And also, I was, like, trying to get kicked off register so that they would make me a cook. I didn't want.

[Chick McGee]

That's what you wanted?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why didn't you just tell them?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I told them many times. They're like, no, you got to put in so many months on the register. And then they would let me cook.

[Chick McGee]

With, like, well, you can see, sir, I can't count. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Clearly, I'm terrible at this.

[Christy Lee]

Did it work?

[Josh Arnold]

So put me back there. Oh, God, no. I had to quit.

[Chick McGee]

That's why you quit now? Was you playing Foghorn Leghorn part?

[Josh Arnold]

Then I went back to Six Flags.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they hired you after you.

[Josh Arnold]

I never mentioned that I'd worked there before, but somehow I made it through the cracks. Yeah. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

The only company that was hiring in.

[Josh Arnold]

Your area, Six Flags. And, yeah, it was years later, and I got the job as Foghorn Leghorn, where you couldn't really steal anything.

[Christy Lee]

And so, yeah, you're not gonna walk out with a mascot costume, but I, too, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

No remorse. And I've actually talked to my therapist about it. I was like, I used to kind of steal, and I loved it, and I have zero remorse about it. She was like, all right, well, are you still doing it? And I said, I haven't done it for decades. And she goes, okay, then I don't think we have anything to worry, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

A buddy of mine and I would go to Floria Pharmacy in London, Ohio, and we'd steal sunglasses.

[Josh Arnold]

So it became a thing for you.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid stuff. Yeah, just dumb stuff. You know, I can't. Yeah, it would just. And he. My buddy got in a little bit more trouble than I did. You know, I was basically parentless from age 10 on, so I think that might be a little late, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

You never shoplifted?

[Christy Lee]

No, I just said.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In fact, I'm having lunch today with my fellow thief.

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome, you guys. Shoot. Dina Dash.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

At least steal the salt and pepper.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Relive that feeling.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can tell I feel guilty about it. I just said I two brown paper bags from Aldi yesterday, and you're blushing.

[Chick McGee]

About it when you're telling me about the lip gloss. Oh, yeah. I can't believe you never stole anything. I was shopping.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

No, really.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was terrified of getting in trouble.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I never did, but I switched.

[Chick McGee]

Price tags on something once.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you didn't.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's still an ace.

[Lucas Waterfill]

That is.

[Josh Arnold]

That is theft.

[Chick McGee]

What's coming up in the news?

[Christy Lee]

They wrote a song about it, didn't they?

[Chick McGee]

They did, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, coming up in the news, we have a designer beer bottle that some say looks like a butt plug.

[Chick McGee]

And some say it looks like a butt plug.

[Christy Lee]

Summer long balls. You know what? That's.

[Josh Arnold]

I do know what. Summer long ball.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what summer long. But I must not have summer long balls.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you've had them before.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Well, I look forward to finding out. And also, Jerry Jones making headlines again. And something weird happened in Major League Baseball last night. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and [e-mail].

[Christy Lee]

Close your eyes. Exhale.

[Chick McGee]

Feel your body relax.

[Christy Lee]

And let go of whatever you're carrying today. Well, I'm letting go of the worry that I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class. I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh, they're so fast.

[Chick McGee]

And breathe.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw.

[Jeff Oskay]

The discount they gave me on my first order.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sorry. Namaste. Visit 1-800-contacts.com today to save on your first order.

[Chick McGee]

1-800-Contacts supercenter.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Okay. Ace Cosby's over there. Hello. You look like you're reading something.

[Christy Lee]

I am. I found a cool story we're gonna talk about.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Love it. Love everything about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskay's there.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick Magee at the sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, my friend. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

You're welcome. I'm Josh Ardal and Christy. Do you want to tell us about the story now or you want to wait?

[Christy Lee]

Sure I can.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Go baby, go.

[Christy Lee]

A German tourist by the name of Carolina Wilga was found in Australia's remote outback 12 days after she went missing.

[Chick McGee]

I went missing for a while. I had only one bratwurst to live on.

[Christy Lee]

The 26 year old backpacker was found. A member of the public saw her wandering on a forest trail. She was flown to the hospital for medical treatment, but she was in pretty good condition.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh, don't You better. Her feet were dirty when she was last 29.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy, I bet those feet were so dirty.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me all about this. I'm sorry, what question?

[Christy Lee]

Nothing. I just found it remarkable after 12 days and in those conditions that I saw many kangaroos, I would not have survived. Would you survive?

[Chick McGee]

God, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Dead Day 3 oh, yeah. Easily, like. Well, I would have myself to death.

[Chick McGee]

17 hours. Good God.

[Josh Arnold]

He stopped himself.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, think about. That's a hard. Well, I guess it is winter down there, but still.

[Chick McGee]

I still cannot watch that movie with one of the kids from Freaks and Geeks where he has to cut off his own arm. I can't watch.

[Christy Lee]

I can't either.

[Josh Arnold]

127 hours.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Is that Frank?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I can't watch it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's really good and it's a tough watch.

[Chick McGee]

It freaks me. Yeah, I mean people.

[Christy Lee]

Can we have an update on that guy? Is he. I mean, he's.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you mean how his drums, drum lessons are going?

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's one teacher, he doesn't handstand it.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. You have to. You incorporate your feet now. No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyway, close circuit to our producer, Jason. This one or. No. Yeah, this one goes out to the one I love. That's the. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We were talking about REM break.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because we brought up Orange Crush. It's a long story.

[Chick McGee]

Would you be able to cut your own arm off to save your life?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, when you watch the movie you go. That's all. That's the only. It's either that or die, Right?

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

So, but the way he does it.

[Chick McGee]

Was like with a pocket.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but it's not just cutting it off. Like, he. He has to think about how he's to going. Because he just has a tiny pocket knife.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And this isn't. I'm trying not to give spoilers, but it's also a true story. So, I mean, so he has to make sure his arm is properly broken before he does it so that he's not having to saw through bone. I mean, it's a brutal thing. And in the movie, the sound effects are musical instruments kind of. So, like when he's getting to attend and you just hear this guitar string, I mean, it's brilliantly done. It's really brilliant. But it is. I mean, I remember just cringing in the theater.

[Christy Lee]

So after he did that, does he fall? I mean, what happened?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's down. He's pinned by a rock, but down in like a cavern type thing. And so I think he climbed.

[Chick McGee]

He gets down. He could climb out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he was able to climb out. So he has a tourniquet or something that I also want to say.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe this is. This was. Oh, boy. This could be in my head. So I apologize.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

But there was some sort of irony where he does it. And it's not too long after that somebody else comes along.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, you picked a fine time.

[Josh Arnold]

Where were you an hour ago?

[Chick McGee]

You could have helped me with this.

[Josh Arnold]

But they wouldn't have been able to. No, I mean, to remove the boulder that was keeping his.

[Christy Lee]

It would not have been possible.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, this was kind of. Yeah, but can you imagine having to do that yourself?

[Christy Lee]

He was there 127 days.

[Josh Arnold]

Hours.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hours, I was gonna say.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. If I said days, I. I apologize.

[Christy Lee]

No, I probably heard that. I don't know. But anyway, I apologize for not paying attention during the intro because I was that story.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're fine. It's like, man, that's a hell of a story. I'm glad she. They found her.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too. She was in fragile condition but not seriously hurt, so that's great.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even like camp when you've got everything, you know, I don't even.

[Josh Arnold]

That is not the most comfortable thing.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm.

[Chick McGee]

Forget it, man. No, I could be home. Yeah, with a flush toilet. Okay. Hey, time for sports. Edmund. Edmundo Sosa's teammates on the Phillies mobbed him beyond first base after a 32 walk off win over the Red Sox last night in Philadelphia. It did not matter to Edmundo that he'd gotten the win, the walk off, thanks to a call of catcher's interference. But that's just what happened. Sosa won the game. Game. Bases loaded, no out in the 10th inning. Of course, one of the bases was occupied by a ghost runner. Yeah, they're still doing this in baseball, that Major League Baseball. You go to extra innings, there's a man on second automatically. A man on second, What? It's called a ghost. I have not heard the weirdest thing of my adult life. Hearing Major League Baseball announcers and the commissioner say ghost runner like we used to and we'd play wiffle ball in the backyard. I think they should also incorporate the lawn chair as an umpire.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

If you hit the lawn chair, it's a strike.

[Josh Arnold]

At least that was a consistent strike zone.

[Chick McGee]

It was a consistent strike zone. So here's what happened. Sosa won the game. Bases loaded, no out. In the 10th, a check swing, two two pitch struck the glove of catcher Carlos Narvaz. The Phillies dugout called for review. And by gosh, he did hit the catcher's glove and home plate awarded to the guy on third.

[Josh Arnold]

And the rules, right? I mean, they got right. The call is absolutely correct, but it's not. I mean, it's just unfortunate the catcher wasn't being egregiously.

[Christy Lee]

He didn't mean to do that.

[Chick McGee]

Not so much so. No, you wouldn't. I don't think a catcher would do that purposely.

[Josh Arnold]

Our producers disagreeing. I don't think he's ever played a day of baseball.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I might get my hand broke, but I can help a team win a game, right? You think he did it on purpose?

[Jeff Oskay]

What's wrong?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Lucas Waterfill]

I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

He's violent about it. He's really mad about it. Maybe he was an all star third baseman. I don't know. Maybe that's what got him going. Did you just insult our producer?

[Josh Arnold]

He's just dumb. Well, that's one man's analysis.

[Chick McGee]

And meanwhile, hey, how about this? Shohei Ohtani gave up. I'm just not with it. Shohei Ohtani gave up his first home run of the season and quickly answered with a two run shot of his own.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how about that?

[Chick McGee]

Last night, Minnesota's Byron Buxton hit a 4 to 10 foot homer off Ohtani's second pitch in the bottom of the inning in. Then Ohtani in the hit a 441 foot home run, given the Dodgers a 21 lead. Ohtani became the first Dodgers pitcher to homer in the first inning since 1977, he allowed one rent one, one run and four hits over three innings, striking out.

[Christy Lee]

Make fun of him when he makes mistakes.

[Josh Arnold]

What mistake did he make? You know what I am. I should have pointed that out. Hey, marble mouth, you want to quit it with.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't you put the peanut butter sandwich down?

[Christy Lee]

You know, I know nothing about baseball, but I actually watched a game the other day and enjoyed it.

[Chick McGee]

Holy hell. What are you talking about?

[Christy Lee]

I watched the Reds, Mets. It was very enjoyable.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I'm a fan of baseball, but I haven't watched a full game in a long.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I didn't. Did I say full? Okay, I watched three innings, but the last three, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was fun enough to decide.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sign.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that what you're gonna do?

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna call out mistakes all morning? Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Does it to me all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Do I do it to you all the time, or are mistakes made all the time?

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's the point.

[Chick McGee]

Jerry Jones is on a tear. We'll talk about it. We'll come back with it.

[Josh Arnold]

And you know, I'm trying to get you to yell at me. That's Christine. That's what the audience wants.

[Christy Lee]

They want me to yell at you.

[Josh Arnold]

They love when you yell at us.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they do like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why, but remember the.

[Josh Arnold]

Standing ovations you've gotten because of people. Would you yell at us?

[Chick McGee]

Give them hell, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like to yell.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you guys.

[Christy Lee]

Not my personality.

[Chick McGee]

You guys believe that. She doesn't like to yell. Hi, this is Andy, Christy's husband. Oh, she yells and cusses.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I cuss. There's no doubt about that. And he doesn't at all, which is just.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Christy Lee]

No. Never?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely not.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't trust him.

[Josh Arnold]

Trust a man who doesn't cuss?

[Chick McGee]

No. Curse words are the implement of a weak mind.

[Josh Arnold]

That is coming from Jeff, who. Yeah, I mean, it cusses a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Chick McGee]

More or less? It's effing. Good morning.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know what you're.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, you got a butt plug update coming up?

[Christy Lee]

I do, kind of. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Beer bottle, butt plug. Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

I heard talk when we're off the air here about something orange from Java House. Is that what I'm hearing? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Ye. And our angry, angry producers bringing it in right now.

[Chick McGee]

Played a game of organized baseball in his life.

[Christy Lee]

Java House has a new energy drink. Oh, liquid science. We've had the Arctic Freeze, which I'm.

[Chick McGee]

A big fan of the next thing you're going to tell me it's orange flavored.

[Christy Lee]

It's orange flavored.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a.

[Christy Lee]

Good orange peel.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Christy prepares that. And by the way, she's already done.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just that simple. If your office coffee tastes, well, not great.

[Chick McGee]

Icky I believe is the scientific term.

[Josh Arnold]

Icky is absolutely the science. It's time for a serious upgrade. Java House is here to rescue your break room. They sure rescued ours. Java House peel and poor Podge. You can have a cup of amazingly smooth barista quality cold brew coffee in just seconds. And Christy just showed us how it's done. You pick your favorite, you peel back the top. I like when Christy peels back the time and pours into a cup of hot or cold.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. The new orange flavor. Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks delicious.

[Christy Lee]

It's very good.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's refreshing as all gas.

[Chick McGee]

You know, would go good in that vodka. Little vodka. You go shoplift some vodka, you'd have some. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

House does not endorse any sort of.

[Christy Lee]

Although they do have espresso martini mix at the top of House. It's very good.

[Josh Arnold]

You're absolutely right.

[Chick McGee]

Espresso martini. That's right. They do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. No clunky dirty machines. We know. We all know what we're talking.

[Chick McGee]

Filthy machine.

[Josh Arnold]

No mess. Just amazingly smooth cold brew coffee that'll make your team think HR finally did something right. I don't like that little shot at hr. I think they're hard working people who keep the ship running smoothly.

[Chick McGee]

Especially that one girl.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, barely. She's very giving big hammers.

[Josh Arnold]

Right now, Java House is giving you a chance to win Java House coffee for your office for an entire year. That's right. 365 days.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Java House. We'll be back with news and sports. This is the Bob and tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

On WhatsApp. No one can see or hear your personal messages.

[Christy Lee]

Whether it's a voice call message or sending a password to WhatsApp, it's all just this.

[Josh Arnold]

So whether you're sharing the streaming password.

[Christy Lee]

In the family chat chat, we're trading.

[Chick McGee]

Those late Night voice messages that could.

[Josh Arnold]

Basically become a podcast. Your personal messages stay between you, your friends and your family.

[Christy Lee]

No one else, not even us.

[Chick McGee]

WhatsApp message privately with everyone.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show, live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Chris D. Lee is here, looking lovely.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick McGee's here, looking handsome.

[Chick McGee]

Morning, Ace.

[Josh Arnold]

Cars be strikes a. An imposing figure. There's Jeff Os. I'm Josh Arnold. We're having a. We're having a time, aren't we?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we are.

[Chick McGee]

We sure are. And for the. What is this, July? I think this might be already our audio of the year in the sports department.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the Cowboys started camp yesterday in beautiful Oxnard, California.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I've been there. Strawberry Festival place.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what kind of kickback Jerry's getting them to Oxnard, but they. They. Every year they go to Oxnard. And Cowboys owner general manager Jared Jones, who, by the way, is wonderful in Landman, the Amazon prime series with Billy Bob Thornton.

[Jeff Oskay]

So good.

[Chick McGee]

He's you. I watched that. Okay. I can't deny that this guy can act. It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he playing himself?

[Chick McGee]

He's playing himself.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Which is hard. Hard.

[Chick McGee]

It was great.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, great brought tears.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Like what?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. He's talking about his kids and how they earn money in oil and how lucky he was to be able to get work with his children. And he's telling this guy who had a heart attack to make him appreciate life.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was very moving.

[Chick McGee]

Great scene.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, this audio will erase that memory. Dallas Cowboys owner and general manager Jerry Jones did not have any updates on the status of contract negotiations with star defensive end Micah Parsons. The Cowboys have been under scrutiny for not signing people as quickly as they should, not giving guaranteed money. On and on. And Jerry kind of tries to explain that. Here we go. The other thing I would say is contracture. Four or five years. Okay. Yeah. There's a lot of water under the bridge. If you step out there and do something in the first two or three and get hit by a car.

[Christy Lee]

Car.

[Chick McGee]

So there's a lot to look at.

[Christy Lee]

You can get hit by a car.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you get hit by a car, you wear that.

[Josh Arnold]

A car could strike your body.

[Chick McGee]

And let me tell you, it's no picnic.

[Josh Arnold]

I've seen photos.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen. I've seen photos. And let me tell you, if. If you. If you get hit by a car, it's not going to be any fun. Nope. That's all I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just reminding you, I feel like.

[Jeff Oskay]

Some of his players would have a better chance of hitting someone with their car than being hit by a car.

[Chick McGee]

That's probably valid.

[Josh Arnold]

That's probably Jerry still driving. You think?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, how old is he?

[Chick McGee]

82, 83.

[Christy Lee]

I bet he is.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet he is, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They'll take. Have their steering wheel. And they pry it out of my cold, dead fingers.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, they. I think when you get old, you don't want to have your car taken away.

[Josh Arnold]

Plus, an old Texas man, you know, he just wants to drive those.

[Christy Lee]

He's probably got big horns on the.

[Josh Arnold]

Front of his car. I do hope it's just a caricature of a Texas man's car.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wouldn't that be funny?

[Chick McGee]

And if you honk the horn and.

[Christy Lee]

It'S a da da da da da.

[Chick McGee]

Da da da da da da da da da da. Deep in the heart of Texas.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, did you see. Speaking of Texas. Yes. Yep. And are we get. Getting back to Jerry Jones?

[Chick McGee]

Hang on just a second.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

You get hit by a car, sisley. Okay. He's 82. He's 82 years old. And his net worth. Anybody want to guess?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I couldn't even.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Forbes.

[Jeff Oskay]

700 million.

[Chick McGee]

$17.6 billion.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a. That's a chunk of change.

[Christy Lee]

I was closest without going over Texas go.

[Josh Arnold]

The Alamo, as we all know, is in Texas. I believe it's in the heart of Dallas.

[Christy Lee]

I remember that in San Antonio.

[Chick McGee]

Could be San Antonio.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it is San. They moved it. I forgot.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's right by. It's like a McDonald's. The Alamo Hardee's.

[Christy Lee]

I think you're not wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

It really is in the middle of all that. Yeah. They have acquired the original shooting prop. This was used in the film Peewee's bike. The red bicycle.

[Chick McGee]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. So they. They actually. So the. Starting in like 2027, Peewee's bike will be in the sort of part of a museum at the Alamo.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Because in the movie, he's told.

[Christy Lee]

I never saw the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

That his bike.

[Chick McGee]

You never saw Peewee's Big Adventure? No.

[Josh Arnold]

What? It's a delight. You absolutely should watch it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. He's told what? Explain.

[Josh Arnold]

A fortune teller tells him that his bike can be found in the basement of the Alamo.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

And so he has to go. His adventure is getting to the Alamo.

[Christy Lee]

That's a sweet story.

[Josh Arnold]

And I won't spoil no.

[Chick McGee]

Jan Hook's amazing portrayal.

[Josh Arnold]

So how fun is that? The actual bike will be at.

[Christy Lee]

I Don't have a reason to go there.

[Josh Arnold]

My God.

[Christy Lee]

Have you been to the Alamo?

[Josh Arnold]

I have. I loved it.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

But I'm a nerd like that. I.

[Chick McGee]

How can you remember it if you don't go visit, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

But it is.

[Christy Lee]

I saw the Alamo. I didn't see the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

It is odd when you are at the Alamo and you look, oh, there's a Holiday Inn Express, there's this, Right. You'd think you'd feel like it would be in the middle of a desert.

[Christy Lee]

But, yeah, kind of grew up around it.

[Chick McGee]

This year's grand marshal for the Brickyard 400, which takes place this Sunday in Indianapolis, is Cookie Monster.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I have to go.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

B is for Brickyard. C is for cookie. Ims said it in the outskirt. That's right. This year's grand Marshall for the brickyard 400. Bring it. Bringing lots of cookies. If you. It's the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street. So that means in the parade.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

There'll be a guy crouched down in the back seat.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't know what do you mean by that? But Cookie Monster will be there.

[Chick McGee]

Cookie Monster.

[Christy Lee]

My husband will be there. I'll have to have him take some photos with Cookie Monster.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you want to meet Cookie Monster? No. What do you mean, no?

[Chick McGee]

Cookie?

[Josh Arnold]

Am I the only one that wants to hug Cookie Monster?

[Chick McGee]

I think he might.

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

The only one.

[Christy Lee]

But you're a different generation. I didn't grow up with Sesame street either.

[Josh Arnold]

So this is what a fat kid I was. I remember being frustrated as a child knowing that Cookie Monster was not swallowing the cookies.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That deserves to be restated because he.

[Josh Arnold]

Would put a cookie in his mouth and it would. And it would just crumble up and fall out of his mouth, of course. And I remember thinking, that's not that satisfying. Cookie Monster, you really should be ingesting.

[Christy Lee]

Monster's a puppet.

[Chick McGee]

Cookie Monster is a puppet.

[Josh Arnold]

I love you.

[Christy Lee]

Can't swallow.

[Josh Arnold]

My older brother, my mom says, could not pronounce Cookie Monster when he was a young kid. So he. He pronounced it card. Key.

[Chick McGee]

Card.

[Josh Arnold]

Key, Card, Card. A key. So apparently, anytime Cookie Monster came on, he would look at. He would look at a Cookie Monster and go, cardicky.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it doesn't even close to Cookie Monster.

[Chick McGee]

That's brain damage is what that is. That's not mispronouncing.

[Josh Arnold]

He was hit by a dump truck when he was 2 years old. In fact, he calls me Cardicky cardicky car. It's kind of all.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's right, Joey. I'm cardicky. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

More applesauce.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Hey. Hi. Thanks for tuning in. This is the Bob and Tom show from the O'Reilly Auto Parts. And you know, we're just one month and one day away from the first college football game of the season.

[Christy Lee]

Seasons, really.

[Chick McGee]

Our long national nightmare is finally almost over with football returning. College or pro, I'm glad.

[Christy Lee]

Either one August games during the off season.

[Chick McGee]

I'd rather not answer that because it sounds tragic and. And alone. But I might have watched. I make it a point to watch all the Super Bowls Washington was involved in in the off season. I won that.

[Josh Arnold]

As Tom likes to remind you, that's why you're alone.

[Chick McGee]

Alone. That's why I'm alone. That's right. But college football, there are many traditions across the country that occupy the college football world. Oh, I bet that you're not aware of some of these.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet a lot.

[Chick McGee]

These are absolutely all on the up and up. I'm not. I have not made any of them up, honestly. In Syracuse college football, the Orange men. Yes, Syracuse Orange, they have a tradition of the burning of the shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Syracuse gotta smell bad.

[Chick McGee]

But it's a date back to just the 80s. Players take their old shoes and bad memories from the year prior to burn.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

It symbolizes a fresh start to this for the season to come. It's been passed down and they still, they still do it to this day. And of course, Ohio State, they dot the I in Ohio with the marching band, the luminaries and things. I love that very movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe Cookie Monster will be.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe in Auburn they call it Rolling Tumors Corner. Auburn. Auburn football fans roll the tp. They toilet paper the trees of Tumors Corner, which borders the campus with toilet paper after Tiger wins. And you know, there's a big controversy that someone from Alabama tried to kill the trees at Tumors Corner by poisoning.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Chick McGee]

The tradition dates back to the 60s and has survived an infamous poisoning to still go strong today. So they still. Toilet paper.

[Josh Arnold]

Tumors Corner. Sounds like the neighborhood next to Chernobyl.

[Chick McGee]

There's a nine toed cats and there's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. Here in Toomer's Corner, we have quite a bustling Main street, like an our town of Chernobyl.

[Chick McGee]

It's Toomer's Corner. See the Iowa Hawkeyes. We've talked about this one before. At the end of the first quarter during home football games, thousands of The Hawkeyes fans can be seen waving in the direction of the Iowa Stead Family Children's Hospital across the street.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that. That's. That's so nice.

[Chick McGee]

Texas A and M, they have the midnight yell the night before every home game. The Aggies yell leaders.

[Christy Lee]

Yell leaders.

[Chick McGee]

They gather to hype fans up for the upcoming match. The events include practice, practice, practicing, yells for Saturday's action, as well as tall tales and fables about how Texas A and M plans to beat their opponent. In Tennessee, they call it the Volunteer Navy. The University of Tennessee Armada, also known Tennessee Volunteers, they call it the Vol Navy. Started in the 1960s, it's a tradition sees more than 300 boats show up outside Neyland Stadium for a floating tailgate. Tennessee has one one of two campuses in the country that is accessible by boat.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fine.

[Chick McGee]

So that's where that comes from. Florida State has a sod cemetery.

[Josh Arnold]

They do.

[Chick McGee]

Spanning more than 70 years. Florida State tradition involves taking chunks of sod from visiting stadiums after Seminole winds and burying them back in Tallahassee.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, blow, blow, Seminole winds. Blow like you're never gonna blow again. And what song is that John Anderson.

[Chick McGee]

For that S. Oh, what about swinging? Isn't that John. Is that the John Anderson talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

Same guy.

[Chick McGee]

Swinging. Eating chocolate pie right there on the porch swinging. And army and Navy, of course, they sing the alma maters at the end of their football game. But my favorite of all these is called the fourth year fifth.

[Christy Lee]

The fourth year Fifth.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Virginia. Virginia Cavaliers. This, of course, is a controversial tradition as you understand why Virginia seniors look to finish a fifth of liquor during the day of the season's final home game.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy, that can't be easy.

[Chick McGee]

The fourth fifth university has done its part to warn on the dangers of alcohol abuse. The practice does continue. And yeah, college campuses aren't really known for indulging in too much alcohol. I don't think that's never. That's never been a problem. So there. There you are. And it'll. Football season will be in full swing here soon, and we'll be able to watch something on TV other than the latest British miniseries.

[Josh Arnold]

A. A fifth of alcohol contains approximately 16 shots.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this is all day, though.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I know, I know. Yeah, but that just kind of gives you. I mean, so even a shot an hour. 16 hours. Yeah, two shots an hour.

[Chick McGee]

Eight hours. I was. I was telling you in the hallway, Bob and I went to a Cubs Dodgers game a long time ago and we tried to drink a beer at inning.

[Josh Arnold]

That's way harder than you think.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's. It's a three up, three down. You're toast.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good luck, dude. And we were. Fifth inning, sixth inning. It was just like. I'm gonna vomit.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you even finish?

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I've never actually done.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I. I don't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You get that drunk.

[Chick McGee]

You get that. Yeah, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

No, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

So don't do that.

[Christy Lee]

No, don't do that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And that's sports for right now. Christy, What. What do you have over there in the news world?

[Christy Lee]

Well, coming up, we have a sex festival with 1000 swingers causing some problems in England, in a sleepy little English village.

[Chick McGee]

You think you could attend a swingers party, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I. But if you're asking if I could.

[Chick McGee]

Partake fully, I mean. Okay. Fully attend a swingers function.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I don't know if I would get shy. I mean, I get shy using a urinal sometimes, so I don't know if I'll be able to.

[Chick McGee]

Performance anxiety.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. So, boy. Because everybody else is watching. Is that it? I mean, that's an orgy, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Do orgies turn you on?

[Chick McGee]

I think.

[Josh Arnold]

No, not really.

[Chick McGee]

As I understand it from what I've learned from the movies, there's areas where that sort of thing, everybody can watch. And then there are private areas where a couple people go pro, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

But I also. If I'm just a single guy going in. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think they.

[Jeff Oskay]

A lot of them won't allow.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Which I totally get.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or single ladies are in. Free single men, $5,000. Like, they jack it way up. Maybe jack's the wrong word.

[Chick McGee]

We talked about this, didn't we, Oscar? It's unfair, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

It's unfair.

[Josh Arnold]

Sexist.

[Christy Lee]

Unfair.

[Chick McGee]

Would you do it, Jeff?

[Jeff Oskay]

I wouldn't participate. I have been to an event like that with a girlfriend. We watched. We didn't participate.

[Josh Arnold]

But you watched people having sex.

[Jeff Oskay]

I couldn't have participated had I wanted.

[Josh Arnold]

To, because it wasn't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, he was. He was hiding for his life.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was like a scared turtle.

[Josh Arnold]

Turtle.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if mine would be scared, too.

[Christy Lee]

So you wouldn't. It doesn't. It's not right.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was exciting.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it wasn't.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was very interesting while we were there, when we got home, and it was just the two of us, right. Super hot. But there we were, terrified. But we were, like, 23, and everyone there was like 55 to 85.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa. So how did you get involved in this?

[Jeff Oskay]

That My girlfriend wanted to go to one and knew a guy who knew the password at the door. And we went. There were thousands of people there. It was crazy.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was four. A four story building downtown.

[Chick McGee]

Around here?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Downtown, four stories. It had like a hot tub floor. Had a. It had three dance floors with DJs.

[Christy Lee]

And everybody's naked.

[Jeff Oskay]

No. Some people are in lingerie. Some people like me are fully clothed. Some people. People just buck ass naked, just walking around knocking bottles over with your dong like it was insane.

[Josh Arnold]

Was there like a buffet, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Like a nice salad bar?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, but they did have snack, like cold cut snack mix on the bars. And you brought your own. You brought your own liquor and you gave it to the bartender and he would mix you drinks.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Behind the bar. And they had like four bars. They had a confessional area with like 12 confessionals.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you don't mean mean like Catholic confessionals. Like these are like real world confession where you talk to the camera.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, these are. One person goes in one side and the other person kneels on the other side.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so these are.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a whole.

[Josh Arnold]

Please don't, don't call those confessionals.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that's what they called. It was the confessional.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's a portable glory hole is what that is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Well, pgh, these were built in, so building.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is that still around?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, the building got tore down like three years ago. But every time I drove by the building, I was like, oh my gosh, if people knew what went on in there.

[Josh Arnold]

That's old Swingers Towers. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we're gonna take a break so we find out where the hell this place was. I can tell you that. And we'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. More of the show is on the way. You can find us on Xobandtom or you can email us at bob&tomobandtom.com.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show, live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is there. Chick McGee across the way, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll have Pat Godwin back in with us tomorrow. That'll be fun. Hear about his Florida trip?

[Chick McGee]

Is that the rumor packs? Tomorrow?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a guy.

[Josh Arnold]

And we have a special guest this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Comedian Lucas Waterfill will be joining us.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like too many words for a guy's name. Oh, but Lucas Waterfield. Never heard that as a last name before. Time now for time. Time now. Time now for today in history. July 22nd. Let's see, birthday days. Want to do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Bob Dole.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Bob Dole.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Bob Dole. He'll always be remembered for the erectile dysfunction with the pen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's where we first heard about erectile dysfunction.

[Chick McGee]

He's the pineapple. He's the pineapple baron, though, right? Bob Dole.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

He always had a pin stuck in his hand.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

His great, great grandfather said, you know, these will last longer if we put them in good a can. And they started doing that.

[Chick McGee]

Today is Alex Trebek's birthday. Oh, how about that? I mean, I hadn't passed away.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

George Clinton, Parliament Funkadelic, the whole thing, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty awesome.

[Chick McGee]

He dresses up like a wild spaceman a lot with all these feathers hanging out of his hair. Danny Glover's birthday is today.

[Christy Lee]

Bobby Sherman.

[Josh Arnold]

He's getting too old for this.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Hold it. Hang on. Teen Christie needs to check in. Who is it?

[Christy Lee]

Bobby Sherman's birthdays today.

[Chick McGee]

Bobby Sherman?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have any Bobby Sherman?

[Josh Arnold]

What was his big hit?

[Christy Lee]

Julie, Julie, Julie. Do you love me? Was a big one.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the one? That might have been it. That might have been it for Bobby.

[Christy Lee]

No. He had more than listenable, didn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

Julie, Julie, Julie, do you love me?

[Christy Lee]

Just passed away. Could you.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm so glad I missed that era of music.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't he on the Partridge Family as a famous songwriter? And he wrote the Partridge Family.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you remember the song Easy come, Easy Go?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I do. Oh, this?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I'm taking the shade.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Out of the sun. Taking the shade out of the sun.

[Josh Arnold]

When somebody starts with I'm taking a number.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, come easy go. Yeah, I'm taking it out. I'm taking it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no. That's the worst.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we go from that to today's Don Henley's birthday. Oh, my favorite story about Don Henley is somebody walked up to him and said, why are you so sad, man? Don't you know you're Don Henley? Jeez. Albert Brooks birthday.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we love him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I do love him.

[Chick McGee]

Willem Dafoe.

[Christy Lee]

Love him, too.

[Chick McGee]

Is he a great actor or insane? I never know which way to go.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he's a great actor.

[Christy Lee]

He's got the most unusual look ever, doesn't he?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my goodness. We have to. I have to keep an eye on Christy. Bobby Sherman's birthday today and David Spade's birthday. Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know you were a Spade.

[Christy Lee]

I love David Spade like I. I.

[Josh Arnold]

Love him, too, but I. Not in the way you do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't know what it is about that short, little.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's like the male version of you. You're in love with the male Christie.

[Christy Lee]

That's kind of funny.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. If David Spade were a girl on the show, he'd do the news. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I think you're right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I like.

[Chick McGee]

Bobby.

[Josh Arnold]

Bobby, we got to change that lyric, man. That's not going to play in Peoria, as they say.

[Chick McGee]

All right, now let's try it again and see if you can get it right this time. Time. I'm taking the. Damn it, Bobby.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. When Nikki Glazer works with David Spade, to me, that would be the. I'd be a great night. I would love to see fun.

[Chick McGee]

Shawn Michaels birthday today. You wrestling, guys? Yeah. Okay. Rufus Wainwright.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cigarettes with Jack.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't he married to some famous actor?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't know. Rufus Wainwright. Angelica Houston.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They worked together for a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

This is what I remember.

[Chick McGee]

Selena Gomez from Murders in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Selena Gomez has a very interesting voice. I like it. I like how she.

[Chick McGee]

But she does kind of just kind of disconnected from. And she's been dominated for an Emmy a couple times.

[Josh Arnold]

I think she's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Ezekiel Elliott, of course. Zeke, Ohio State running back. He also might have played with the Cowboys. I'm not sure. And this day in 1796, only Tom were here. Cleveland, Ohio, was founded by the General Moses Cleveland.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what that was all. I never knew there was a General Moses Cleveland. I just thought Cleveland got misspelled and they just went, to hell with it. Let's just go with it. On this day in 1934, John Dillinger was killed by federal agents outside Chicago's Biograph Theater.

[Christy Lee]

What movie Was he seeing. Do you remember?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. A new Jack City.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

If you remember, the news was always talking about shootings at that Wuthering Heights. Oh, and a good double bill wasn't the.

[Chick McGee]

He was with the lady in red.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

His dad said, with me, Christopher made money in this world.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that song. It's the loveliest.

[Christy Lee]

You don't love lady in Red.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't. No, I don't. I don't. I don't like that. I don't want to pay the ferryman. I don't want to set a price. I don't care about Christopher.

[Christy Lee]

I like Christopher.

[Jeff Oskay]

That song was hot. When I was in seventh, eighth grade, we. That would get played at our seventh and eighth grade dances.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I have a memory. If you didn't ask a girl to dance.

[Josh Arnold]

Dance.

[Jeff Oskay]

We had more. Two more guys than girls. If you didn't ask a girl to dance. You danced with a nun and I danced with a nun to lady in Red. We were not cheek to cheek.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that is.

[Josh Arnold]

Was she in full habit?

[Jeff Oskay]

No habit, but full. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

None gown.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And you left space for the Holy Spirit in between you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you get a bar?

[Chick McGee]

To this day, I still have one. To this day, when you see a nun and do you become somehow right. Inexplicably, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was probably crying.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever watch Sister act and go.

[Jeff Oskay]

That could have been me?

[Chick McGee]

On this day in 1959, what some say is the worst movie ever made.

[Josh Arnold]

Perhaps premiered 19 from outer space.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. Plan nine from outer space. That's. Yes, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

I do not think it's the worst movie ever made.

[Christy Lee]

It's a fun movie to watch.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

It's bad, right?

[Josh Arnold]

It's real bad, but it's. I've seen way worse.

[Chick McGee]

Starring Bella Orbila, Lugosi Vampira and the fabulous Lyle Talbot. Have you ever seen a chick Unspeakable horrors from outer space. Paralyzed the living and resurrect the dead.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a pretty damn good premise.

[Chick McGee]

Plan nine from outer Space.

[Josh Arnold]

Aliens want to take over, so they decide that they're gonna make zombies.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite scene in that is when the guy they ask, what's plan nine from outer space? And he goes, oh, plan nine. And he picks up paper and reads. Reads it.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

From the outer space. Of course, it's. Oh, we go from that to this. Jeffrey Dahmer was caught on this day in 1991.

[Josh Arnold]

And the fun ended.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's a show I couldn't.

[Chick McGee]

That is boy, that guy, man, I never. I have not gotten the guts up to watch.

[Christy Lee]

I couldn't get through it.

[Chick McGee]

The Netflix Dahmer couldn't do it. 1994, O.J. simpson pleads not guilty to murder. And on this day in 1991, 1999, Woodstock 99 started. Oh, Rome, New York. Real good documentary on Netflix.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I need to watch.

[Josh Arnold]

If you like bio documentaries, if you.

[Christy Lee]

Like biased documentaries, why is it biased? Word.

[Josh Arnold]

I hated it.

[Chick McGee]

It's. There's a lot of. There's a lot of.

[Josh Arnold]

That's because he thinks guys like me are punks and he agreed with the.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's not true. It's just because I think guys like him are punks. And it's all there. It's all that raging testosterone of the late 90s that people. Oh, and yeah, it's just about how.

[Josh Arnold]

Straight white men are evil.

[Chick McGee]

And this is what started the actual. The riot when they. When they set fire to the venue, lit Biscuit and Fred Durst. The first thing out of Fred Durst mouth in the documentary is that, how do you think this fire started? And Fred goes, I don't know. But it wasn't our fault. I can tell you that.

[Josh Arnold]

They were. They were hired to play.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. They played. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did they start the.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

I like this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a great song. That's a good song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, what's coming up in the news, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

What's coming up? We have corn sweat. We have summer long balls.

[Chick McGee]

Corn sweat.

[Christy Lee]

We have a guy urinating off the.

[Josh Arnold]

Top of a roof onto people.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Forecast say rain.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet that happened at Woodstock 99.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Well, that was one of the problems. There were feces everywhere. Brown water. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there were some issues. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There was some of the.

[Chick McGee]

There were some corners cut.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead and you watch the documentary. Documentary, you know, on Netflix. Make up your own.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. I hate it. These people, it's about how they should have been woke before wokeness was even a thing. I can't stand it. I'm so tired of men my age.

[Chick McGee]

There is a lot being attacked. There is a lot of people being interviewed today going, yeah, it wasn't like it is today. That's probably the most prevalent quote.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you believe they cat call.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever her name. Jewel. Yeah, I can.

[Christy Lee]

She's pretty.

[Josh Arnold]

You put her out in front of a bunch of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Talk about a booking. We.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, we know you had Tony Mitchell at the first one.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe don't have Jewel red Hot Chili Peppers, fleas naked. Here's Jewel. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, somebody's gonna yell, show your boobs. Yeah, it happened.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment? To share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom show from the award winning morning show on.

[Josh Arnold]

America's favorite radio station, the ticket, the Musers, the podcast.

[Chick McGee]

So right now we're podcasting? No, not yet. He just put us into it. No, I was accidentally podcasting. We were for a second, but we're not now. Well, we want to start intentionally podcast. That was accidental. That was a false start. 3, 3, 2, 1. Every Wednesday, Junior Miller, George Dunham and.

[Josh Arnold]

Gordon Keith drop a new episode of.

[Chick McGee]

The Musers the podcast.

[Josh Arnold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh. Arnold. Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a letter that is wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

I've noticed letters coming in of people bragging about things they've stolen.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what this concerns.

[Chick McGee]

That what this talks about. There's Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's all right.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you gotten some letters regarding?

[Chick McGee]

I do. That says from Austin. My senior year of high school, I had a master key to get the practice uniforms from the laundry room for basketball practice. I would use that key to get into the concession stand next door. I stole candy and pop. I even made a pretzel with cheese. Boy, oh boy. I must admit, I used to steal all the time from a former big chain. It did help that I had a cousin who works security there. He even had me steal stuff for him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. And Circuit City is no more.

[Chick McGee]

And you, because of him, you had another one.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we've been talking about shoplifting and theft because it's not that we encourage it. It's certainly that I do kind of encourage. It's a thrill.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's kind of a rite of passage.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's very exciting, but don't do it. But if you do want to feel alive, real excited, do it. Well, this is about as exciting as it gets. Pumpkin writes in. He says, it's been nearly 24 years since my last theft, but I started stealing cars at a very young age.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my Lord.

[Josh Arnold]

I love, he said, and I. That has always been my thing, is, I bet stealing a car is as the hooting and hollering you must do as soon as you're peeling away the.

[Chick McGee]

First thing you said. What were we talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

And you said, oh, you screech away and you know, you.

[Chick McGee]

Like, you won the Super Bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

It has to be so exciting. He says, I had an uncle that owned a chop shop. I would sell him the car.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Chick McGee]

Good Lord.

[Josh Arnold]

I once got caught moving a car that was stolen, and a judge gave me the scare of a lifetime. He was 15. Not the judge.

[Christy Lee]

He was 15 when he was doing this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, pumpkin was. He says, the judge said I could get you with 32 counts of grand theft auto, grand larceny, possession of a firearm, police evasion, et cetera. He said, son, I could send you away for 63 years.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

I never stole a car again. After the judge let him know, hey, you're not playing around here. Thank you, pumpkin. That's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

He was 15.

[Josh Arnold]

That's when he got caught. So he may have even started younger.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

What do you got over there, Jeff?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, this is about the ospreys that. Josh. You had one hold a squirrel down and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Watched one drowned a squirrel, held the squirrel's head underwater. It was as chilling a thing as I've ever seen while staring at me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Chad says, do you know what they call a baby osprey? They call it an osc.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Jeff Oskay]

Because they have a small pecker. Oh, thanks, Chad. In Norwalk, Iowa.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, oh, boy, you're.

[Chick McGee]

You're getting nailed today, actually, with your stories today, Jeff, about the swingers party you've attended. Somebody wrote in and said, all of a sudden, Jeff is by far the most interesting person on the show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Jeff's lived a lot.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've done a bunch of stupid crap.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the tip of the iceberg when it comes to dasu.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We've all.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the mad, crazy stories. Yeah. You get Jeff and Godwin in a car, and you sit in the back seat, you're hearing stories that are just unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right, Jeffy?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Me and Godwin are pretty. We've lived a life.

[Chick McGee]

And this email says, from Craig, please, please have Josh sing Seminal Wind again.

[Josh Arnold]

Blow, blow, Seminole wind Blow like you're never gonna blow.

[Chick McGee]

I don't recognize this song.

[Christy Lee]

Me either.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it was a minor hit for John in the world of country in, like, the 90s.

[Chick McGee]

And John Anderson was known for swinging yeah. Swinging. Eating chocolate pie.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking or swinging?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Kinky. Revelers descended on a sleepy English village for the country's biggest annual swingers festival over the weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Sparking noise complaints from locals. About 1,000 took place at the Swing a Thon in Ellington, two hours north of London. The three day festival of Frisk had frisk play tents, pole dancing, foam parties, mobile dungeons and sex games. Light like butt plug bingo. Now, I don't know exactly how that works.

[Chick McGee]

I know how. I know how cow pie bingo works.

[Christy Lee]

So how would butt plug bingo work?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe you just cover your spaces with butt plugs.

[Christy Lee]

I hope that's all it is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know cow pie bingo when.

[Josh Arnold]

The cow craps on a certain square? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the number. Number call, I guess, man.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the cow pie bingo. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Has it ever? It is outside.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've been to a bingo hall. Bengal hole. Never been outside.

[Chick McGee]

I love a good game of bingo.

[Josh Arnold]

I do too.

[Chick McGee]

I play every night.

[Christy Lee]

I love calling bingo. It's fun.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I do.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, they don't like when you joke around as the bingo caller.

[Christy Lee]

This was at a church. Church festival. It's a little different.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they might be a little lighter.

[Christy Lee]

Residents of this town have publicly complained about the onslaught of loud moaning sounds coming from the site. The festival runners insist there's nothing seedy about the event and that individuals within this community are respectful.

[Josh Arnold]

These are the noises that the people.

[Christy Lee]

Are complaining about and more likely to practice safe sex or be regularly tested than the average person you might meet at.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always argued this with. Yeah, Griswold. He always talks about how dirty sex workers are like, no, they have to be cleaner than most normal people because they. It's their job.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you did use the term.

[Josh Arnold]

Normal and I didn't mean it. Yeah, yeah, but you know what I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Regular.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Non sex workers.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of butt plugs, Japanese designer Kenji Abe.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Created a beer bottle for the beach. It's designed to be stuck into the sand, but the Internet has other ideas. I don't know if Jason can find a picture of this. The bottle created in 2023 has a rounded bottom, evoking the desire to stick a glass bottle of beer into the sand.

[Chick McGee]

Sweet baby Jesus.

[Christy Lee]

After resurfacing on X recently, the Internet quick to point out it also bore resemblance to a butt plug. One user commented, finally a beer for bottom. But an ER doctor is quick to say, I don't know who needs to hear this? But do not even think about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of brilliant for what the guy designed it for.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

That would absolutely just torpedo into the sand.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, but don't you just take a can and scooch it down into it? Were people having trouble before getting stuff into the sand?

[Josh Arnold]

This is not a necessary fix.

[Chick McGee]

Trying to say this is an idea that didn't need an idea.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think so too. But because you can't, you, you can use regular bottles on a beach. You can't use that beach bottle anywhere else.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. That's not gonna stand up on your coffee table, is it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but it will jam up into your bus. I mean, look at it.

[Christy Lee]

That's a big.

[Chick McGee]

I guess it would work in. In a cup holder in a car. Maybe. Probably shouldn't be encouraged.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's coming up, Chris? Chrissy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have corn sweat. We still have to get to summer long balls and health hacks. 1000 year old health hacks that are trending and backed by science healthy hacks.

[Chick McGee]

This is a email from Corey, a longtime listener. First time writing in. I finally made the switch to Raycon and have zero regrets. I got myself and the girlfriend a set of Raycon everyday earbuds. I got the cool mitt for her, gray for myself. I wish I had switched sooner. Also, on a side note, I really enjoy Josh singing Seminal Wind. Oh, you're welcome. You've hit. I think you've hit a nerve. Christy, what are you holding up?

[Christy Lee]

My brand new Raycon earbuds in the beautiful purple violet color.

[Chick McGee]

Purple blush violet.

[Christy Lee]

I believe it says purple violet. Morado is what it says.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my goodness.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

That's what these are. These are the classics.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk. Brought to you by Silac Insurance Company.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Silac.

[Josh Arnold]

Who else we got in here? Oh, my gosh. It's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my goodness. Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. All morning, Josh has been singing. What's the name of your song? Seminal Wind.

[Josh Arnold]

Seminole Wind Seminole Win by John Anderson.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you go ahead and sing your version.

[Josh Arnold]

Blow, blow, Seminal Wind. Blow like you're never gonna blow.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't think this was. Was that could be considered a hit by John Anderson?

[Josh Arnold]

I think at least a minor hit.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It did get radio play.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the actual version.

[Christy Lee]

So is that a wind full of semen? Is that what he's singing?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's. It's the Seminole Native Americans. The S E M I N O.

[Christy Lee]

L E. Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I think Christie's on to something.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I can see why one would be confused. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But here's John Anderson's big hit. Just a swinging, swinging little Charlotte. She's as pretty as the angels.

[Josh Arnold]

I like them.

[Chick McGee]

Little Charlotte having chocolate pie and they're.

[Josh Arnold]

Just swinging on the porch swing. That's all.

[Christy Lee]

So Seminole Wind, not seminal.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right, right. I like Seminal fluid.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's a big difference.

[Christy Lee]

Really? Confused.

[Josh Arnold]

There is a big difference.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, which? Which came up. Pardon me? Never mind.

[Jeff Oskay]

Christy.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Neil Patrick Harris breaks Seminole Wind. It's like those misters at Disneyland.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Is that what it's like?

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, I don't know that he's about him or not, but he is a gay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, jeez.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Little John. You know what I'm talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Little John. Little John knows Skate. Skate.

[Christy Lee]

The corpus of Early Medieval Latin Medicine, funded by the British Academy, has collected hundreds of medieval manuscripts containing medical material predating the 11th century. This new research suggests that medieval medicine was more sophisticated than a lot of people thought.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not just leeching and puking.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They had MRIs and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a major discovery.

[Christy Lee]

Some of the recipes resemble health hacks promoted by modern day influencers.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

From Topical Ointments to detox cleanses. For example, crushing a stone of peach. Like of a peach pit. Yep. Mixing it with rose oil and smearing it on your forehead was touted to relieve headaches. A study published in 2017 showed that rose oil may actually help alleviate migraine or. Yeah, migraine pain. So if you get migraine headaches.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

There was also a lizard shampoo where you take pieces of lizard to help your hair become more luscious and flowing.

[Chick McGee]

Pieces of lizard.

[Christy Lee]

Or even to remove it, which would be a modern day parallel to waxing lizard pieces.

[Chick McGee]

I like Reese's pieces better. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

My vote.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Lizard pieces.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Odd.

[Chick McGee]

Gotta chop them up real fine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Frank Zappa album Lizard Pieces.

[Chick McGee]

Listen to this.

[Josh Arnold]

It's totally inaccessible.

[Chick McGee]

I know it sounds like. It sounds like a mess, but. No, he's saying something. Okay, whatever. Moon unit.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Did she change her name or does she still have that?

[Chick McGee]

I think she still goes by Moon, I thought.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, does she?

[Josh Arnold]

Who was Dweezel? Was that one of his?

[Christy Lee]

That was his. That was her brother.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Dweezil.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, he hosted. Was it Dweezil or one of the. That hosted the Robot wars or whatever the hell it was.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a fan of any Robot War.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I like the BattleBots.

[Chick McGee]

BattleBots.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I love BattleBots.

[Chick McGee]

Robot Wars. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I had a friend whose son was involved in one of the first ones of those, built a robot, one of those bots. It was cool. It was fun to watch it.

[Josh Arnold]

An old Roommate loved watching BattleBots and he. He came up with the theory. I remember. I go, how come they're only like six episodes in this one season? And he looked at me very seriously and he goes, I don't think there are enough bots. He was very concerned.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, he's probably not wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

The limited number of bots they ran out of. Bots aren't enough bots.

[Chick McGee]

They totally ran out of box. I always wanted to see one of those Robot Wars. Just a robot rolls up with a big hammer on the top. Just crash in the other. Just wham, wham, wham.

[Josh Arnold]

There was one with kind of a pickaxe as well. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Did it work? Was it effective?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. It destroyed the other one.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And the floors would have saws and stuff that would come out.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

There were obstacles that would kind of fire. What corner would burn it.

[Chick McGee]

How is this not a primetime hit every day of the week?

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised it wasn't more popular because it really was.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, had there been more shows, episodes.

[Christy Lee]

There would have been more popular, but.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, was that the problem?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think there are enough bots.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. What are you doing, Artie? Watching Robot War. Yep. Yep, that's what I'm doing.

[Christy Lee]

A man was arrested in St. Petersburg, Florida after urinating off a rooftop bar. Soaking multiple victims below is awful. God. Matthew Day, 30, was busted for disorderly conduct, I guess following a 1:30am Incident at the Landing downtown St. Petersburg night spot that describes itself as a quote, elevated hangout balcony bar.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he was parties like St. Pete. My.

[Christy Lee]

Granny always used to say, nothing good happens after midnight. Police charged that day entered the rooftop bar, pulled his penis out of his shorts and urinated from the balcony onto the sidewalk. Several passerbys were struck with urine. A criminal complaint noted that Mr. Day showed showed an indication of alcohol influence. Wow. It does not address whether the victims peed upon received any medical treatment.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Christy Lee]

Would you get medical treatment if you're peed on?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe if I got my eyes or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I just go home and take a shower, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I would think, yeah, maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you get diseases from somebody else's pee?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I've always heard I don't want to try it.

[Chick McGee]

It's in. It has no germs. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But if you have herpes and you pee on a person, can they get herpes if it gets in their eyes?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

God, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes. I don't want to think about that, Ace.

[Josh Arnold]

You've had herpes. Do they? He said all right.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't urine. Urine sterile, Right. That's why I say that. But I always say it. But I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Who knows?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I'm not gonna pee on an open wound and see if it cleans it out.

[Chick McGee]

What about jellyfish?

[Josh Arnold]

Jellyfish urine's a cure been debunked, my friend.

[Chick McGee]

It has been debunked.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So all those people are just like peeing on other people for no reason? They use jellyfish gambit. That's right. It's not going to work.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Anybody been stung by a jellyfish?

[Christy Lee]

I have not. Have you?

[Josh Arnold]

Thankfully, Knock on wood. No, I have not.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I hear it's very unpleasant.

[Chick McGee]

Where's the highest concentration of jellyfish in the United States as far as bodies of water go?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a good question.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think? Pacific Ocean. Looked at it. What do you think? Oscar, you're a fisherman. You ever Catch a jellyfish? Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know if I've ever seen one in the wild.

[Josh Arnold]

I have. I have seen one in the wild.

[Chick McGee]

You've seen a jellyfish in the wild?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was swimming about 5ft for me.

[Chick McGee]

Would it hold a hook?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

You probably would have to hook the top, wouldn't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you'd have to snag it at the right place, I think. But what a weird creature.

[Christy Lee]

It's like the largest concentrations of blooms of jellyfish. That's what they're called. The blooms of jellyfish.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Of course, in the United States are not tied to a single fixed spot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

But tend to occur frequently in a few hot spots thanks to environmental. Environmental conditions. The Chesapeake Peak Bay, the Gulf of Mexico.

[Josh Arnold]

I never would have guessed. The Chesapeake Bay seems too cold.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Gulf of Maine and New England coast in Florida and southeast beaches. So there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

They like it all.

[Christy Lee]

They like it all.

[Josh Arnold]

Your chances of getting stung real high.

[Chick McGee]

Anywhere, but don't pee on them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was it cool seeing one or did it scare you? Were you like.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it was cool, but I went, oh, I hope I'm not near like a bloom of them. I hope that is just. And it seemed to be just one. And then a stingray came by real close. Where the hell was I? Gulf Shores or.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Or.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Somewhere like that.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe Maine. Was it up in Maine?

[Josh Arnold]

It was either Golf Shores or it was Maine.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't it amaze you, though, that you get in the ocean and there, you know, there's thousands of creatures and you never see them? It's like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How do they know? Like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they know how to what?

[Josh Arnold]

Know the creature.

[Christy Lee]

Know that. Oh, we got to stop before we get here because people are over there.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't. I mean, that's why they say those, like, plant those banner planes and stuff, fly over and they see sharks just swimming between people all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But people don't know that the.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Right animals.

[Josh Arnold]

The creatures come check you out.

[Christy Lee]

What about the little fit? I never see even little fish.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

No. Oh, so disappointing. Oh, well.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like you had a bad snorkeling experience.

[Christy Lee]

Me? Well, no, I wasn't. Just when you walk into the water, you know, when you're close to the shore.

[Chick McGee]

You want to pet a shark, don't you?

[Christy Lee]

You do? Well, you're not.

[Josh Arnold]

They're rough.

[Chick McGee]

Probably shouldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

They're rougher than you think. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I've pet. Did a nurse shark. Is that what they. Nurse shark?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the nurse Sharks are one that carry the milk around. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We're here in the Orion Riley Auto Parts Studios. I did see a commercial the other day for the Tom Bergeron hosted Dancing with the Shark.

[Christy Lee]

The sharks part of shark.

[Chick McGee]

It looks real. It looks. Yeah. I like Bergeron. I. I do too. I met him one time. Really nice guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good. I'm glad to hear it.

[Christy Lee]

If they're dancing with hammerheads, they're not, like, holding on to the ends of their head.

[Josh Arnold]

No, the shark seemed to be swimming while they were just dancing in the water.

[Christy Lee]

They're not holding fins or not?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I'll never get over God's me mistake. The hammerhead shark, their eyes are out there on the. On the ends of the hammer.

[Christy Lee]

We taught Chick that yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

I thought they were. I thought they were in the middle of their head with their eyes. These things are wild. They are bizarre.

[Christy Lee]

I love Shark Week. Do you watch all?

[Josh Arnold]

I do. I watch a lot of it. Yeah, I do like Shark Week.

[Christy Lee]

I do too.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care.

[Christy Lee]

I'm addicted.

[Chick McGee]

Ever. Your daughters ever say during their time of the month, they call it Shark Week?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's Shark Week at my house this week. It's a rough week.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, Shark Week actually is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And you've got three at once, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're living the dream, aren't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I'm gonna be doing a lot of fishing.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought one was unsure as to whether or not.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, let's move on the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what the hell was I gonna say about.

[Chick McGee]

Swing and Justin? That song was everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

It. Was it on country stations and pop stations?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I'm gonna say yes.

[Christy Lee]

It was on pop station.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna say yes. Top Fiery.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember that.

[Chick McGee]

Gotta hit you with some John Anderson. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet that John Anderson can. Can, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Perform?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, no, I wasn't going anywhere sexual.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But I bet he. He could.

[Chick McGee]

I meant perform on stage.

[Josh Arnold]

He could build, like a deck. Oh, he's like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he knows.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got kind of a gentler voice, but he's a. Yeah, he knows his.

[Chick McGee]

Way around a hammer, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. He probably owns a sawhorse.

[Christy Lee]

Do you own a sawhorse?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I used to own a sawhorse. I don't know what happened to that.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it a homemade song?

[Chick McGee]

Not me. No, I. I had a work. Work.

[Josh Arnold]

When you want to make a sawhorse out of wood.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you use to saw the wood? I mean, you need the sawhorse. To make a sawhorse a horse. It's one of those ones. It's one of life's big mysteries, isn't it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

You can. You can. You can buy pre cut. Pre cut wood for a saw horse kit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Huh?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's cheating.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff, you probably own a saw horse, don't you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. I mean, I built me a saw horse.

[Josh Arnold]

How you do it? You didn't have a saw.

[Chick McGee]

Would you use what you used for saw horse before you had.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, it took forever. Had I had a saw horse to work with, I would have done it an eighth of the time. And to lay it on the ground.

[Josh Arnold]

Hates this. Real men don't like it when lesser men joke about being real men.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I wouldn't even say that. But like, it's.

[Chick McGee]

You do seem irritated.

[Christy Lee]

But. Yeah, but in your defense, you get called on a lot around here because you do know how to do a lot of things.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're handy.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Christy Lee]

And a lot of people ask you to help.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's funny is, around real men in. I'm the least handy in the group around here. I'm the most manly person to ever walk in the building.

[Chick McGee]

What is it, the land of the blind? One eye is king or something? Something like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't chicken. You know your way around a toolbox?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I know I'm better than you would think.

[Chick McGee]

I know just enough to get in trouble.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I can fix what I break while I'm fixing what I'm supposed to be fixing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like you. You'll mess with electricity. I won't even touch that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you won't?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm not worried about that.

[Jeff Oskay]

I am messing with no electricity.

[Chick McGee]

I'll hang up a fixture.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've hung up. Yeah, same.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I blew out a. A dimmer switch, though. But, you know, it cost me 400.

[Christy Lee]

I have a couple ceiling fans that need hung. Do you want to come over and do it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, that I actually hired out. I hired Jeff's husky's brother.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ask me if I want to come to it.

[Christy Lee]

Would you like to come to it?

[Chick McGee]

I'd rather die.

[Christy Lee]

See, I know. That's why I didn't want to get.

[Josh Arnold]

Up in my attic. That's why I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm an attic phobe.

[Chick McGee]

There's a lot of stuff going on in your attic. You might want to go up there and check.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm nervous.

[Christy Lee]

I would never go in.

[Chick McGee]

Don't we have. We have stories all. All the time. Critters and people's attics. They didn't know the family of raccoons.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Men.

[Josh Arnold]

Men living in attics.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There was a woman living in an apartment somewhere. This guy noticed that his food was missing and set up a camera. And she used herself out of some sort of plate. Had put a sleeping area in his ceiling.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The camera caught her coming down into the kitchen and going through a refrigerator. Standing with the door open, drinking milk. And then she went right back up into the ceiling.

[Christy Lee]

Did she shower, too?

[Chick McGee]

Lived there for a month or two. And they didn't. He didn't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

You got to check your crawl space, man, and your attic.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. You might have ceiling women.

[Chick McGee]

What are you going to do then?

[Josh Arnold]

They're running rampant.

[Chick McGee]

We got to put a stop.

[Josh Arnold]

This country's littered with ceiling women.

[Christy Lee]

I need your brother.

[Josh Arnold]

You know Tom talking about sharks and stuff. Tom told me maybe I'm speaking out of school, but off the air. He told. He's done with the beach.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't like the beach.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And he said mainly it's because of all the shark attacks.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

He said he can't risk it.

[Christy Lee]

He can't.

[Josh Arnold]

He was having a very. This. He was being very earnest in the green room one day. I can't do it. I mean, there's way too many sharks every day.

[Chick McGee]

There are sharks.

[Christy Lee]

There always been sharks in the ocean.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm done with the beach.

[Chick McGee]

It's terrifying. Just hear him. Absolutely terrifying. What's coming up, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

We'll get to long balls. Coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Long ball.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Write that down. Put that in your diary.

[Josh Arnold]

Like home runs.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, America loves the long ball.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it might be.

[Chick McGee]

It could be. It is. You know, According to reports, 61 of Americans age 50 and older worry about having enough money for a retirement. Retirement. Does anyone here want more to worry about? No, of course not.

[Josh Arnold]

Sharks.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Chris D. Lee, Chick McGee, Ace Cosby, Jeff Oskay, I'm Josh Arnold and we've got a guest coming up. Comedian Lucas Waterfill will be joining us soon. In the meantime, what have we done? Some stares, some history. We sang a little bit. John Anderson.

[Chick McGee]

We love. We love John Anderson. But for some reason, this is Josh's favorite John Anderson song.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always liked that. He sounds like he's inhaling when he sings.

[Chick McGee]

He does sound like he's in ham.

[Josh Arnold]

We were swinging. It's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes, Christy, what's up?

[Christy Lee]

A heat wave across the Midwest will be made worse by something.

[Chick McGee]

Something. Heat wave. No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that song called Corn Sweat.

[Josh Arnold]

Corn sweat.

[Christy Lee]

According to the USA Today, the process officially known as. As evapotranspiration. Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Evapotranspiration is how plants call it. Evapotranspiration.

[Christy Lee]

Evapotransp. Yeah, that's what it's called. Is how plants, including corn, release water vapor into the atmosphere.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this a bad thing in the plains?

[Chick McGee]

I think it is. We're all going to drown.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we're going to drown in cornwater in the plains in Midwest where there are millions of acres of corn and soybeans. Beans. This can worsen stifling heat by driving up humidity levels, making hot summer days all that more miserable.

[Chick McGee]

Have you done the, the microwave hack for the ear of corn?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where you put it in the microwave and heat it for something and then you take it out and cut it and it just slips right out of everything. The husk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You have to put some water on the husk, though. Oh, very nice of water. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't heard about that.

[Jeff Oskay]

You go whole ear.

[Chick McGee]

Whole ear right in the microwave.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Pre shucking.

[Chick McGee]

Pre shucking.

[Christy Lee]

Pre shucking. If you look it up on the Internet, you'll find it.

[Chick McGee]

Shock, shock not needed. No shock right in the microwave. And then you cut it and it's. It, it pukes it right out.

[Christy Lee]

An acre of corn during growing season sweats off about 3 to 4,000 gallons of water a day.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. Where's the water?

[Christy Lee]

Then with the large heat Dome set up over the Midwest this week, many places will see heat indexes. Over 100 parts of Illinois reaching up as high as 100 acres.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

In Iowa. Hello, Iowa. Corn pumps out a staggering 49 to 56 billion gallons of water into the atmosphere each day. Man, that can add 5 to 10 degrees to the dew point, which is a measure of humidity. For those of you who are not fans of meteorology.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

What does that do to the mucky meteor meter? Makes it more muggy. I like the muggy meter.

[Josh Arnold]

You like a thermometer with a face. So it's like when it's hot, it's like sweating. And he, he looks like he's out of breath.

[Chick McGee]

It's like the pain indicator. Yeah, yeah, that's really, really hot. How hot are you over? Scale 1 to 10.

[Christy Lee]

The phenomenon known as summer long balls is a seasonal condition characterized by the unpleasant engorgement of the. The male testicles.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't realize they engorge.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

So they get a little swollen with blood, then apparently they're not. Just longer because the sac is looser.

[Christy Lee]

The condition distends gonads to the point that this particular anonymous person said his bits hit the water in the toilet bowl when he sat down.

[Josh Arnold]

That's never happened to me and I.

[Chick McGee]

Good lord.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank goodness for that.

[Christy Lee]

Another victim who remained.

[Chick McGee]

They always said that's what happened to Hemingway way before he. Oh, that's it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, all right.

[Chick McGee]

I'm getting my stuff.

[Christy Lee]

The consistent sweating causes his scrotum skin to stick to his leg, creating a batwing effect. Have you had this?

[Chick McGee]

I've never had it, but I've heard it happen.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I've said this before and I'll say it again. I have the testicles of a 20 year old man.

[Christy Lee]

They're high and tight.

[Chick McGee]

Right. And snug right up there where they should. I'd hold my testicles up against any man. You're damn right I would. I have.

[Josh Arnold]

They never get long?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

In the heat?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe because that's a biological thing. It's. The testicles can't be as hot as the regular.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Josh is absolutely right. Urologist Anika Ackerman said, when it's a.

[Chick McGee]

Cold, don't ever tell him. He's exactly right ever again, please.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it goes without saying, when.

[Christy Lee]

It'S a cold environment, the testicles move towards the body. The scrotum tenses up. The opposite is true in a warm environment.

[Chick McGee]

Were you like A scrotum with a face on it.

[Christy Lee]

Testicles move away from the body.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa. Experts suspect that men. Ooh, I didn't know. What is this called? Varicosellis.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's varicose of veins. That's a veiny thing right in your testicles. Oh, yeah, it can be.

[Josh Arnold]

They say it can. Can be incredibly painful.

[Christy Lee]

It's a twisting right or enlarged veins within the scrotum are more susceptible. Go ahead, make fun of me.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

To the low hanging fruit of summer long balls. I didn't know you could get varicose veins in your balls.

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard they're excruciating, but I've also heard leg varicose veins can be excruciating.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, they are.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard of twisting of the testes. I've never heard of the varicose vein part. Come on, baby, let's do that. Let's twist those.

[Josh Arnold]

Chubby, chubby.

[Chick McGee]

Ho, ho, ho. Cut, cut.

[Christy Lee]

Experts recommend wearing light underwear and spending as much time as possible in cool air conditioned spaces.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a testicles expert.

[Christy Lee]

Other remedies include nutsicles, nut sickles.

[Chick McGee]

Did you just say nut sickle?

[Josh Arnold]

What is this? Now?

[Christy Lee]

As the name implies, an ice pack designed for the testicles to ease the pain of vasectomy patients. The icy cool can also help those suffering from summer long balls.

[Josh Arnold]

I just used the last two compartments in an ice cube tray. Rest the boys in there, right back into the.

[Chick McGee]

Right back in the freezer.

[Jeff Oskay]

If you do have trouble with the sticking to the leg. I learned this working in the kitchen. Cornstarch, a little bit of a little dust cornstarch down there. I'll keep you. Keep you from sticking.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nice to know no chafing if you're a chafer.

[Josh Arnold]

I know fatty fat fats will put cornstarch in their folds.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. For the same reason, kind of irritation. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I learned a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

That's typically your very fat fat. You're fatty fat.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have your sticking problem with your testicles?

[Jeff Oskay]

Back when I worked in a kitchen, it'd be like 180 in the kitchen during the middle of summer. I think every dude had that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I get. Boy. And they do get. If I do a day's worth of like yard work in July and then I go take a hot shower. Pendulous nads. Yeah, yeah, no kidding. But they will get real close to my body. Too close. They don't. During sex. Yeah, I'm not a. They don't hang as well as much as I'd like. They get. They. They really tuck up. Yeah, yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Those are.

[Jeff Oskay]

Those are winter ball balls.

[Josh Arnold]

I get winter balls during a lot of sexual activity.

[Chick McGee]

What are winter.

[Christy Lee]

When they crawl up because they're cold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

The exact opposite of summer.

[Josh Arnold]

But I've never understood you do not.

[Christy Lee]

Just listen to myself.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Ever seen, like, a porn clip where the testicles are really hanging and, like, isn't that hurting you when.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, you know, Oscar's into a whole new sort of atmosphere with. With his swinging exploits.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to come in like a.

[Jeff Oskay]

Never did that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to come in like a wrecking ball. Right. I think that hurts. Yeah, it looks painful.

[Christy Lee]

It does look painful. Well, I've never seen it, but yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want anybody stepping on him either. That's a thing? Yeah, yeah, that's a thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I deserve this. Mommy.

[Chick McGee]

Stiletto heels. Yeah, stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

How would you even do that?

[Chick McGee]

You're sick.

[Christy Lee]

You would have you lay down. Are you laying on your back?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Pull it up.

[Josh Arnold]

And then they stomp on them.

[Chick McGee]

They stomp on them.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

It's gotta be awful. Oh, but there are many men who.

[Christy Lee]

Feel they wouldn't that puncture.

[Chick McGee]

Not only do they like it, they feel like they deserve it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A stiletto couldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

This is what I get.

[Jeff Oskay]

It could.

[Chick McGee]

It could.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's where the thrill comes from. The thrill.

[Chick McGee]

But there are also men who like women bursting balloons.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. They'll sit on. They just want to watch.

[Christy Lee]

Like on an exercise ball that they bounce up.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. These are like actual.

[Josh Arnold]

They want to know that a can pop.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently the anticipation of the sexually thrilling.

[Chick McGee]

To them when the. When the lady's leaning on it or starting to sit on it. It. It drives them. Something drives him wild.

[Christy Lee]

Wonder how you get that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you get that?

[Chick McGee]

I think you wanted the.

[Christy Lee]

Went to a hell of a birthday party.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. I think. I think it's actually very obvious. I think one. One or both of your parents have to be clowns.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, doesn't hurt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I think Bargetzi's dad, the clown and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, we'll have to ask Nate the next time we talk to him.

[Chick McGee]

Who knows what Nate's up to.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you turned on my women sitting on balloons? Yeah, you know, I get the idea. Nate would rather not talk about.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't. Daddy wouldn't probably wouldn't.

[Chick McGee]

What's coming up, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a very special guest joining us.

[Chick McGee]

We'll talk to Lucas Waterfill.

[Christy Lee]

That is exactly right, comedian. And we're going to talk about magic mushrooms. Oh, another topic.

[Chick McGee]

Never done mushrooms.

[Christy Lee]

Me either.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're scary.

[Chick McGee]

Are they really? They can be hallucinations. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I hallucinate enough. I don't need.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Anything to help me.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's not good.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom picks 24. 7. Get all the info in the VIP VIP [e-mail] for now.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the.

[Chick McGee]

I knew that was gonna happen Move.

[Josh Arnold]

We are butter, aren't we? Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We're live in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. You can tell we're live, otherwise we would have edited that. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

How the heck are you?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, never been better.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, Jeff. Oskar's over there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Josh Arnold and we are joined by a very fine comedian, Mr. Lucas Waterfill. Lucas, how are you?

[Chick McGee]

Good. How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

Good. Good to see you. Yes, thank you for coming in.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Thank you for having me.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, now we should start with the obvious.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You are disabled.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the.

[Lucas Waterfill]

I. I thought you were going to start out with hands. Handsome. But.

[Jeff Oskay]

The obvious.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say obviously obvious. Wearing a Cub shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

A handsome Cubs fan.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah, I'm not disabled anymore. Since 2016. Not disabled as a Cubs fan, but yes, I am. For everybody listening on the radio, I am disabled. I have cerebral palsy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you go cerebral. Not cerebral.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Not sir. Yeah, it's the French.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know that. And just recently you've given up drinking. Did I hear that?

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah, Yeah, I gave up drinking. I was a big drinker, you know. I loved it. I was a little too good at it.

[Chick McGee]

I've been there. Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

See, the problem was I was a good drunk and a good cripple. I just wasn't good at both at the same time.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Lucas Waterfill]

And one's easier to kick than the other, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

You ever find that?

[Josh Arnold]

This guy knows what I'm talking about?

[Chick McGee]

This guy?

[Lucas Waterfill]

My material is very relatable.

[Chick McGee]

I know what you're talking about. So how do you and Osu know each other? You just out there working with.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've known Lucas for Years. He's great. He's was a really good drunk too.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I'm sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

You gave it up.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah. I made you feel better.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, exactly.

[Lucas Waterfill]

You're like, at least I'm not as bad as this guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's always one guy worse.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That kind of keeps you going.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Me.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Me and Jeff have done the same VFWs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. All the big. All the big stuff. We've done VFWs and dive bars and. Oh, all the big locations.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm assuming Jeff's done more basements than you have.

[Jeff Oskay]

Don't carry him down. I'm not joking.

[Lucas Waterfill]

I actually didn't start out disabled comic.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah. They threw me down the stairs for a basement. Okay. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Lucas, I've had the pleasure of seeing you on stage. And yes, you were carried up on stage. Stage.

[Lucas Waterfill]

And I actually played a show with. Performed a show with Jeff. The day. I remember this. The day the shutdown started.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

I think that's why they shut everything down because of your set.

[Jeff Oskay]

I did not. I did not do well.

[Chick McGee]

I believe. Correct me if I'm wrong, but Lucas is saying that the pandemic in 2020, it wasn't corona. It was your horrible commentary.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was a horrible. He's not wrong. I sat through the silence.

[Lucas Waterfill]

They were just like. They were like, we gotta figure a way to get Stand up. We gotta take a break for a year or two.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's true story.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen Jeff. That's an understandable response to what. What he was doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Lucas to channel Tom. You're. You have many tattoos.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I can see on both arms. One looks to be a dragon.

[Lucas Waterfill]

A dragon? Yes, a dragon.

[Chick McGee]

You like dragons? I like dragons. That's the only reason I watch Game of Thrones. The dragons. More dragons.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah. I have Biggie Smalls on my thigh. That's a. That's. That was a decision I made.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Big. Biggie Smalls. I have crib for life on my other thigh.

[Josh Arnold]

Crypt for life.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Because I'm a crip.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

The bloods don't prefer. Do not like that.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah. The boy. I can't. I can't go on the west side anywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Silly not wearing shorts. Anyway.

[Lucas Waterfill]

I'm in trouble for these red shoes. Yeah. But I like the tattoo tattoos. I. I think, you know, everybody's erasing them. Who's that SNL guy? Pete.

[Christy Lee]

Pete Davidson.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Pete Davidson is erasing him. I'm like, either. That's not commitment. Either commit to it or don't. You know, you can't erase your tattoos once you have them.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have a big chess piece, right?

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah, I got a big eagle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

You know, because I love eagles.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Yeah. Eagles are just at the sphere, right? Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

My parents love them.

[Chick McGee]

I bet.

[Lucas Waterfill]

So, yeah, my folks love them. I get in a lot of awkward situations with my folks because I just. Because of my disability, you know, I get in a lot of awkward situations. Like a couple years back, I was at my folks house and I had to get a shower, and there was no one there to give me a shower. Like, my caregiver wasn't there. There was no one there. So my mom, of all people, had to give me a shower.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

So there I was, 26 years old, naked, soap all around me. My parents. My mom looks at me and goes, lucas, what did you do to yourself? And I go, mom, I have no idea what you're talking about, but this is awkward. Let's get this over with. And she goes, you know exactly what I'm talking about. And she calls my dad, mark, get over here. Look what your son did to himself. And he says, well, it looks like he shaved his pubes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

And then my mom goes, me and your father have never done anything like that in our lives. And so there I am, 26 years old, soap all around me, naked, just thinking of my gnarly. My parents gnarly, untamed pubic hair.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's all I could think of.

[Josh Arnold]

This is an awful situation.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Such a. So just awkward.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

And there. There was Biggie Smalls just staring at.

[Chick McGee]

Staring. I feel awkward hearing about it. Yeah. I wasn't there.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Oh, Relatable content.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I'm more. Never mind. I won't say anything. Nothing? Nothing.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you interested in? The tattoos?

[Jeff Oskay]

The.

[Christy Lee]

No, the pubes? How are you shaved?

[Josh Arnold]

Did you actually do it yourself?

[Lucas Waterfill]

No, thank you. That's the other part. She goes, how did you do that? I go, a friend did this for me. She goes, that's a horrible. That's an awful friend. I don't know, Mom. That's a great friend. Yeah, Great friends shave their friends pubes.

[Josh Arnold]

These are lessons.

[Lucas Waterfill]

I'm going to make an inspirational poster.

[Chick McGee]

I can't think of anybody's I'd say, shave their pubes. I can't. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

You wouldn't shave anybody's.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have any friends that close.

[Jeff Oskay]

You wouldn't help a brother out?

[Chick McGee]

I would not. Oh.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Oh, come on.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Lucas has more faith in you.

[Lucas Waterfill]

It takes one nudge. Oh, come On.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That was a quick turn.

[Chick McGee]

It was a really. Okay. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Lucas, are you a single guy?

[Lucas Waterfill]

I'm single, yeah. Yeah, I'm single.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever been married or anything like that?

[Lucas Waterfill]

No, never been married.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, same, same. Never, Never.

[Lucas Waterfill]

No, can't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

You, you can't do it.

[Lucas Waterfill]

I, I, I mean, I want to. Yeah, I would love to be married, but these, these apps are hard for the short people, you know? Yeah, it's, you got to be 5 foot 9 or above, you know?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And what, what, how tall are you?

[Lucas Waterfill]

Five foot four, But I say I'm five foot one, so they're surprised.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're much taller than, you're much taller than them. Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Or I, I just say.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

The good thing about being crippled, though, is no one ever says, no one ever says, you know that short guy, Lucas.

[Christy Lee]

You know that.

[Lucas Waterfill]

You know that short guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Or, and you know that guy that shaves his pubes. They probably don't say that either. Yeah, probably true.

[Lucas Waterfill]

It's coming our stuff style.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the, the shaved.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah. In my experience.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what I've heard.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's Lucas Waterfill. He's our comedian this morning. Christy, what's coming up in news?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we're going to talk about somebody eating that wonderful artist that you loves. Banana.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the banana duct taped on the wall.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. We got magic mushrooms in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Breathtaking. Yes, yes, yes.

[Christy Lee]

And we actually have some entertainment news. We have some sad entertainment news.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, that's, that's a bummer. But you know, you know what can really be sad and pick.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, that's true sad.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I didn't write that. I don't like a little shot at hr. I think HR does important work.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

More news coming up and comedian Lucas Waterfill. This is the Bob and Tom. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, trickster.

[Chick McGee]

How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

Good, man. How about you?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not bad. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jim. Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Our special guest today, comedian Lucas Waterfill. Hello, Lucas.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Hey, Al. How you doing?

[Chick McGee]

I'm doing okay, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Great to have you in.

[Chick McGee]

Are you a religious man? Of sorts. Do you like the God, the Jesus? What sort of just.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah, I mean, see, being disabled again, you run into the. You know, I always say the drunks and the religious fanatics, like the disabled. I ran into. I was crossing the street the other day and I was stopped at crosswalk and. And a woman came up to me and said, son, may I pray for you? And I go, sure. Thinking she would pray away from me at her home in private. But no. She proceeded to put her hand on my shoulder and yell, please, God, heal this man from his head down to his toes. And I didn't think it was working, but. But I look down and my feet start moving. I look at her, I look at my Feet. I go, it's working. It's working. And she starts speaking tongues. Ba, ba, ba, ba. I go, it's working, it's working. I go, bah. And this other man comes up to me and goes, please, son, stop mocking that mentally handicapped woman.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Lucas Waterfill]

I go, fair enough. Fair enough.

[Jeff Oskay]

Lucas is going to be at the Ice house in Pasadena, September 5th and 6th.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a legendary club.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, one of the most legendary in the country. Yeah, I've never gotten invited.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I haven't done that one either.

[Christy Lee]

Never been there, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

You enjoy that, Lucas?

[Lucas Waterfill]

Oh, I'll put a. Oh, put a good word.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much of Lucas. What's going on over there, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Well, the banana taped to the wall's been eaten again. According to cnn, the piece known as the Comedian was eaten by a gallery goer at the Centre Pompadour Metz in eastern France.

[Josh Arnold]

Lucas, were you familiar with this art piece? Some guy, he just took a banana and taped it to a wall.

[Christy Lee]

And it's a duct tape.

[Jeff Oskay]

Six bill.

[Josh Arnold]

Million.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, 6.24 million. At auction, Yes.

[Lucas Waterfill]

I have trouble paying my bills, but that's great for them.

[Christy Lee]

The artist was disappointed that the visitor had considered the fruit itself to be the artwork. Instead of eating the skin and the tape that held it in place as.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this person not only ate the banana, but the duct tape and the.

[Christy Lee]

No, no. That's what the artist is mad that he did.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, the artist. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And it's not the first time, of course, that it's been eaten. We recall back in, what, 2019 and 2023.

[Chick McGee]

Do they have to put up a new banana when the old banana goes black or rock?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

How does that happen?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It would change the whole art piece, wouldn't it, if it was a rotten banana instead of a yellow banana? Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

I mean, I'm just glad nobody slipped.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You could get hurt with that.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder where that started. Slipping on a banana peel.

[Josh Arnold]

You remember? I've seen it in person.

[Christy Lee]

Have you really?

[Josh Arnold]

And it was I.

[Chick McGee]

Next thing you'll tell me is you saw somebody step on a ring.

[Josh Arnold]

It was. I have.

[Chick McGee]

You have.

[Josh Arnold]

So the ring.

[Chick McGee]

What do you hang down.

[Josh Arnold]

You hang out at a. I've stepped on a. I live in Acme Hills. No, my brother Joe, we were all running. We were playing tag one night, and he was running through my buddy Nathan's backyard, and he stepped on a rake and it came and hit him in the face. That was the second hardest I've ever laughed in my Life. The first was when Stephanie. I won't say her last name. What do I care? Stephanie Altoff. We in junior high, and everybody was leaving the lunchroom and somebody threw a banana peel from the back of the mob leaving. And it hit some guy in the back of his. In his. In the back and fell. And I was kind of laughing at that, Right?

[Chick McGee]

And then here comes Stephanie.

[Josh Arnold]

Stephanie is, like, just chattering away with her friend, not paying attention. She stepped on the banana peel and slipped as hard as anybody I've ever like. She came up in the air and was parallel to the ground.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Josh Arnold]

And then fell on her back. And Paul and I were almost physically sick, laughing so hard to where we had a class together after lunch. We were asked to leave that class because we were still laughing. We had to go sit in the hall.

[Christy Lee]

Was poor Stephanie hurt?

[Josh Arnold]

She was not.

[Chick McGee]

She died.

[Josh Arnold]

But the point is, she was not hurt.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good. Well, you.

[Chick McGee]

You would think you were dead, though, because that knocks the wind out of you. I've done as a. As a kid punting a football and it slips and you land on your back. You think. You think you've died for about 20 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way. I never would have guessed this that day, but Altoff and I ended up making out at a party later.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be damn.

[Christy Lee]

Really a good kisser.

[Josh Arnold]

It was pretty rad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Were they. Were they real?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't. We were just. You know, none of that. It really was just a kiss.

[Chick McGee]

None of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, kids. Starbucks has announced the pumpkin spice latte will return to stores August 26th.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that too soon?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you guys, it's. That's when sororities get back together.

[Christy Lee]

It's the most popular seasonal beverage with hundreds of millions sold since the espresso drinks 2003.

[Josh Arnold]

That's absolutely my theory.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I agree with that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's when colleges go back.

[Chick McGee]

And that sounds just crazy enough to be true.

[Christy Lee]

Halloween decorations are already out. I saw them the other day. Yes, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

At the Cracker Barrel store.

[Christy Lee]

I saw them at the at home store.

[Chick McGee]

Labor Day doesn't have any decorations, right?

[Christy Lee]

Labor Day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You can put up a.

[Chick McGee]

Between now and Halloween.

[Josh Arnold]

Put up a picture of Hoffa.

[Chick McGee]

It was a great man.

[Lucas Waterfill]

A hammer and suckle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That might be Luke Waterfield's feelings on unions.

[Chick McGee]

Hanuma. Another county heard from. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

That they're Soviet esque. Is that what we're.

[Lucas Waterfill]

No, just a thought.

[Christy Lee]

U.S. customs and Border protection officers found nothing magical at all about some Magic mushrooms that were caught trying to be shipped from Spain to California. Philadelphia. CBP officers discovered 12 pounds of psilocybin mushroom gummies, chocolates and cabbage capsules. The shipment was labeled as supplements. However, they were field tested and they were positive for the properties of psilocybin. The Border Protection officers aren't altering. They say they're altering our mindset when it comes to intercepting dangerous drugs, especially psychedelic drugs masquerading as less threatening gummies and chocolates. They're not playing games, kid. They're gonna find you out. So there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just. Come on. We know who we're dealing with.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. We know who it is.

[Josh Arnold]

You're the only one in the room that's done magic mushrooms.

[Jeff Oskay]

I bet you as Lucas.

[Josh Arnold]

Lucas. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you like the magic mushrooms?

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah. That's when. That's when I saw that lady on the street.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really? You were tripping.

[Lucas Waterfill]

No. Oh, it was a bit.

[Josh Arnold]

My bad.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah. I've done the mushroom. Mushrooms. Have you done the mushrooms?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, not in years. I got kids, like.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but you have.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love a clean life.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

In the past, I've done a lot. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I liked them. They're fun.

[Lucas Waterfill]

I like them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let's get together, me and Luke. We're gonna go out to the woods and do some.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Go find some. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Either that or they're going to be poisonous. One or the other.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. If you're just joining. Well, if you're just joining us, why would I say welcome back?

[Chick McGee]

Christy, your thoughts?

[Christy Lee]

The pilot of a regional airliner flying over North Dakota made an unexpected sharp turn.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think pilots, when they're flying a plane, ever make them airplane noises? I hope so. Yeah. Right.

[Christy Lee]

To avoid a possible midair collision with a military B52 bomber.

[Chick McGee]

This B52. I saw the video last night. It's the biggest thing you've ever seen.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are massive, aren't you?

[Chick McGee]

Like a building flying. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Video posted by a passenger. The SkyWest pilot can be heard over the plane's intercom system explaining that he made the hard bank after spotting a B52 in his flight path. The pilot can be heard saying, quote, sorry about the aggressive maneuver. It caught me by surprise. This is not normal at all. I don't know why they didn't give us a heads up. An Air Force Sports spokesperson person confirmed.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that. There's an air. Air Force Sports spokesperson.

[Christy Lee]

He's not really?

[Chick McGee]

If you don't like spoons or forks, guess what we've got.

[Josh Arnold]

We in the Air Force insists on a sport on a silverware mashup.

[Chick McGee]

You got to be ready for anything.

[Christy Lee]

Confirmed Monday that the B52 bomber assigned to nearby Minot Air Force Base conducted a flyover Friday for the North Dakota State Fish Fair, which is held in Minot. The Air Force says that they are looking into the incident.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so they may have just forgotten to let the commercial planes know.

[Christy Lee]

Must have.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy.

[Christy Lee]

So it's state fair time in North Dakota. How fun. You going to state fair this year?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, I do hope to go to a state fair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This year.

[Chick McGee]

Want to ride the Ferris wheel with me?

[Christy Lee]

He won't.

[Josh Arnold]

I will, man. But I get nervous up there.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Christy Lee]

I did that once with him. He doesn't like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I can do the tallest road roller coaster, but forever, whatever reason, the Ferris wheel really freaks me out.

[Chick McGee]

Does he. Do he start to cry, stuff like that?

[Christy Lee]

No, but he didn't talk a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

I wasn't. I didn't care for it. We did the.

[Jeff Oskay]

The Ferris wheel up at Navy Pier.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Me and my son. And it was pretty wind by the end of it. I was laying on the floor. Yeah. He was sitting in the sea. I was like, I couldn't get close enough to the ground. I was just laying on the floor of the car.

[Christy Lee]

Did you do it when it was encapsulated or did you do it before they did that?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it encapsulated. And I was still terrified out of my mind.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I do them too. I. I don't tell people typically that I'm afraid of them because then one person in the group will always start rocking the car. Comedian Lucas Waterfill. Are you a fan of that?

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah. They put my wheelchair on the one in Navy Pier.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

And everyone. Everyone was freaking out. You know why everybody in line was freaking out? Like, because I'm. It's a 400 pound wheelchair.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, on.

[Lucas Waterfill]

And this like 400 pound guy was freaking out. I'm like, if you can be on it, I can be on it. Come on, we're in Chicago. Okay. I'm sure I'm not the heaviest thing ever.

[Chick McGee]

There are fat people in Chicago, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, I mean, sausages and beer and such.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They're fat people everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Christy Lee]

Earlier this morning, if you're just joining us, we had a story about. A remarkable story about a week woman who was backpacking in Australia who got lost for, like, what was it 27 days or something?

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

And was eaten by a dingo.

[Christy Lee]

She was not eaten by.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

The dingo did not steal her baby.

[Chick McGee]

Dingo stole my bobby.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. But she was found. She was, as they called her, fragile, but she was going to be okay. We have another rescue story.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

A mother and nine year old son who got lost in the remote California forest while on their way to a Boy Scout camp. Rescued after search crew found notes the pair left behind. The notes, weighed down by rocks with help written at the top said they were stranded up the road with no phone service, according to the Calaveras County Sheriff's Office.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, home of the jumping frogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. What?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's a Mark Twain short story.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The jumping from Calaveras County.

[Christy Lee]

A volunteer search and rescue team that was training in the Sierra Nevada foothills found the bear a day after they set out for the camp. About four hours after being dispatched, the search team found the first note that read, help me and my son are stranded with no service and cannot call 91 1. We are ahead up the road on the right. Please call 911 to get help for us. Thank you. The team found a second note up the road and about a mile later found the woman and herself son where their car had gotten stuck.

[Josh Arnold]

The second notes. You are getting closer to us. Yeah, please.

[Chick McGee]

And then there's one you've just passed.

[Josh Arnold]

You've gone too far.

[Chick McGee]

You've gone too far.

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Tag your.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, One mile ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank goodness they're fine.

[Christy Lee]

Thank goodness they were fine too. So we had two successful rescue stories today.

[Chick McGee]

Headed to Boy Scout camp.

[Christy Lee]

Did you ever go to Boy Scout camp?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't. I was a Boy Scout. Cub Scout I'd never known. Never made Boy Scouts.

[Christy Lee]

Some of these Boy Scout camps are really incredibly.

[Chick McGee]

Involved.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Like a lot of. Was it out to sea swimming. Some camps were on the boats for like seven days.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

The Boy Scouts, they do some good stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Man. To be an Eagle Scout, really, you got to do a lot. Yeah, yeah. Some good stuff.

[Lucas Waterfill]

I never could make it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No Boy Scout?

[Lucas Waterfill]

No, no Boy Scout.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you have trouble whittling?

[Lucas Waterfill]

Not a. Yeah, that was the one thing kept you out. I could get everything out.

[Josh Arnold]

The widow.

[Chick McGee]

The widow badge.

[Lucas Waterfill]

If I could only whittle, I would get my eagle.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you can sew just fine.

[Lucas Waterfill]

My hands straighten up once I hit once I touch a needle on thread. But when I touch wood, it's just crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

For those just joining us, that's comedian Lucas Waterfill, who does have cerebral palsy.

[Lucas Waterfill]

That's the French.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry. Cerebral. Wait, you're, you're.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah, Cerebral Paul. Oh, you have me say it. Cerebral palsy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Well, yeah, that's what you said. I think.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm really doing my best.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Here.

[Chick McGee]

Trying to reach out. He's helping his co workers, I can tell you that.

[Lucas Waterfill]

They're kind of mean, making it so hard to say for people that have the disability of having trouble to speak.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You know, is it one is, Is cerebral palsy something that you have? You're, are you're born with, or did you choose.

[Chick McGee]

This?

[Lucas Waterfill]

It's my identity. It's my chosen identity.

[Josh Arnold]

No, is it something that does?

[Lucas Waterfill]

My pronouns are. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Easy. Okay. All right, Christy, what's coming up in the news?

[Christy Lee]

We're going to talk a little bit of entertainment. Ted Lasso Season 4 on the way.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Ted Lasso, what a great program. What a great show.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I saw that there was a new season coming out. Is this the year that I actually watch it or do I continue the making fun of it without never seeing it?

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Oh, great.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

We did that beautifully.

[Christy Lee]

We did do that beautifully.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy Lee's here.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskay over there. And there's Ace Cosby. Howdy. I'm Josh Arnold. We're joined by comedian Lucas Waterfill. Lucas, you have. You don't need me to tell you this, but I'm sort of letting the listeners know that you have cerebral palsy.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Cerebral.

[Christy Lee]

Cerebral palsy.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Lucas Waterfill]

I think it changes every time you keep changing it.

[Chick McGee]

He's changing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You're changing it on me.

[Lucas Waterfill]

You got it.

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine you're met with, you know, some people might feel awkward around you. Some people?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

I mean, people feel sorry for me because I'm, you know, I have cerebral palsy. But they shouldn't because they're. I'm not the worst level crippled. Like there are four. There are four different levels of a crippled.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Not the worst.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Stick with me here right beside you, buddy. Strap in. The first level, crippled, is almost crippled. You know, these cripples, all they do is limp around. They got those limps. All they do is limp around and take my handicap spot. I'm not saying they're faking it necessarily, but they're definitely cheating somewhat out of some money somewhere. You know, Kevin Spacey, the usual suspects. That level crippled.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Hell, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Lucas Waterfill]

The second level crippled is crippled. They really are. They're really crippled. They really are. But they're kind of pretentious about it, you know, These pretentious jerks have the audacity to play in of spite sports and climb mountains. These pretentious so and so's.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Eddie, are you proud of me?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm very proud of you.

[Chick McGee]

Very much so.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Have the audacity to get inspirational posters made for them. They make being crippled look easy, which it is. But I don't want other people to know that.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Keep that to yourself. You know, I'm trying to get on the radio here. See me, I'm really crippled and really crippled is the level of crippled where people are surprised. We're outside, people go up to me all the time. They're like, hey, buddy, we're so happy to see you out. We're so proud of you. Little do they know it's the easiest thing I've ever done. But the good thing about being really crippled is if this comedy thing doesn't work out, I can always be an artist. And I don't have to be a good artist. I can be a real crap artist. I can just put a, like banana on a wall and people walk up next to, what is this crap? And I roll up next to it. Oh, it comes from my inner pain. 50 grand. Okay, 50 grand. Now, the worst level, the worst. I, I know this is long winded, but the worst level of crippled is too crippled. These cripples are too crippled to exist.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah, I just say that and make able by people uncomfortable.

[Chick McGee]

Success succeeded. Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

So, yeah, the only difference between really crippled and too crippled is I can do this. Shake my head, you know. I know. Stop showing off. That is my favorite thing to do.

[Chick McGee]

Lucas.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Lucas, you mentioned mountain climbing and that kind of thing. Are there other jobs that you've ever aspired to have?

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah, I want to be. I, I, I think they need new pilots.

[Josh Arnold]

Pilots.

[Chick McGee]

Pilots.

[Lucas Waterfill]

I, you know, I know. I, you know, I think I can be a pilot. I think what I'm gonna do next time I have a flight, I'm gonna dress up like a pilot, you know, and you know how they, they put us up there front. They put, we're the first one. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna be up front and they're gonna put me in. And, and group A will get it. It's a bit. Group A will get it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

But then group C will be like, is this a bit? Which is the best bit? Because if you have half the crowd into it and then the other half part of the joke in anyways, I'll be sitting there with a pilot's uniform and people get in and be like, oh, start welcoming them with the other pilots and start being like, you know, it's gonna be some turbulence at first, but we'll get past the clouds. You know, I think that's a, if this comedy thing doesn't work out. Artist art. Our pilot.

[Josh Arnold]

That'S comedian Lucas Waterfill, who can be seen at the Ice House in Pasadena, California, coming up and in Indianapolis at the Indie Fringe Festival. Now, you have a play being performed there. Are you going to be in it?

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yeah, I'm going to be the lead.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Lucas Waterfill]

It's about a 30 something drunk who's in a wheelchair. So I don't know if I can channel that.

[Josh Arnold]

Typecast again.

[Lucas Waterfill]

I know by myself, I keep telling myself I can do more. I think I'm gonna be Usain Bolt for my bio.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, there are a couple reasons why I don't recommend it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Lucas Waterfill]

You know, people do disabled biopics all the time. Why can't a disabled person do a able body?

[Chick McGee]

Well, sure, Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that there are going to be more people upset than you're a white guy playing.

[Lucas Waterfill]

I have a great Jamaican actor or whatever he is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you're good. We've got buttons.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Many, many buttons.

[Lucas Waterfill]

I did not.

[Josh Arnold]

We might be back. I don't know. Lucas was misbehaving. Comedian Lucas Water. Phil. Well, thank you so much for joining us this morning.

[Lucas Waterfill]

Yes, thank you for having me.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so good seeing you out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Out of the house. Yeah, that's right.

[Lucas Waterfill]

It's such a pleasure outside.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, anything quick or.

[Christy Lee]

Well, real quick. Ted Lasso Season 4 has begun production. Apparently they were seen in Kansas City, Missouri shooting some scenes. Oh, that's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Because Jason Sudeikis is from there, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yep, that is exactly right. And apparently they'll also be shooting, of course, in London. There's no release date yet set for Apple TV's very successful comedy. But for those of us who are fans, unlike Josh, they call the flashlight a torch here. We're very excited.

[Chick McGee]

I had to open the bonnet on my car.

[Jeff Oskay]

The boot.

[Christy Lee]

Ted Lasso Season 4.

[Chick McGee]

I have not watched to be a Reality a couple episodes in second season. I haven't really seen anything since.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, I love it, but I have more fun making fun of it than.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you see this? Paramount has struck a five year streaming deal for $1.5 billion with South park for 10 new episodes a year for five years.

[Christy Lee]

That's awesome.

[Jeff Oskay]

$1.3 billion.

[Josh Arnold]

That's incredible.

[Chick McGee]

Those boys are rolling in.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, they were not happy the last couple weeks during this merger. They our deal. They have to be happy. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be back tomorrow. This Bob and Tom show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel?