The BOB & TOM Show - July 22, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – July 22, 2026

Brief Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers its signature morning cocktail of comedy, real-life anecdotes, listener letters, and lively banter among the regular cast. The crew—Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Jessica Hooker, and Ally Breen—touch on topics from domestic quirks and digestive woes to sports, news oddities, etiquette, and relationships. The discussion flows organically, blending irreverent humor with relatable situations, notably conversations about bathroom habits, snack preferences, sports injuries, and some “sexy time” relationship advice.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Food, Digestion, and Studio Quirks (00:15 – 14:00)

• Opening Musical Parody: A listener or guest delivers a comedic song about driving, not buying his own tires, and other youthful shenanigans.

• Tom’s Food Troubles: Tom recounts his recent experience with a truck stop burrito and the ensuing digestive fallout, prompting scatological humor throughout.

  • Quote, Tom (03:13): “I can't think. I'm concentrating on my sphincter right now.”

• Coffee, TV, and Spouse Dynamics: Tom and the cast riff on the challenges of living with a “soft-talker” spouse, while being partially deaf from years of headphone use.

  • Quote, Tom (04:20): “It’s a result of wearing headphones for 45 years...she talks at a three. I need her to talk at a seven. But if I say say it again, she comes back at a 15.”

• Studio Cleanliness Quirks: Tom details his elaborate system for organizing and cleaning his coffee and spoon bins, showcasing his aversions to “filthy hands.”

  • Quote, Tom (20:58): “I just don’t want any of your filthy hands touching my stuff.”

• Irritable Bowel Club: Jessica struggles with the opposite problem (constipation), which prompts the sharing of laxative remedies and suppository stories.

2. Sports and Viewing Frustrations (11:43 – 16:00)

• NFL Training Camp Begins: Chick joyfully announces the start of NFL training camps, especially for the Panthers and Cardinals.
  • Quote, Chick (11:43): “That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, our long national nightmare is finally over. NFL training camps start today...”
• TV Tech Complaints: Tom complains about the difficulty of finding games and shows in the age of streaming, sparking humorous tech support gripes.
  • Quote, Tom (13:20): “The TV has to warm up...Hey, it’s not your business what I’m doing, okay?”
• JustWatch App Tip: The team recommends TV aggregation apps for modern viewers.

3. Listener Letters and Tangents (25:31 – 39:30)

• Constipation Cures: Listeners suggest eating papaya (“poopaya”) and coconut, leading to further food-based tangents.
• Rush Concerts and Malort: A listener describes seeing Rush in Chicago, noting the overwhelmingly male audience and the Chicago “Malort” drinking tradition.
  • Discussion of Rush’s new drummer and musical changes at the Sphere.
• Dogs and Fireworks: Bob & Tom listeners share solutions for calming dogs during fireworks—ranging from CBD dog biscuits to “ear sleeves.”
• Python Meat and Shoes: Listener follows up on eating python meat—another casts-off tangent on python hunters making pizza, shoes, and belts.

4. The Pool Shape Debate and Family Lore (36:40 – 44:00)

• If You Could Design a Pool…: The show debates ideal pool shapes. Tom’s hypothetical is the state of Michigan, complete with a giant hot tub for the U.P. and the Mackinac Bridge as a model. Listener jokes abound.

• Family Stories: Tom shares his family’s history, including elderly Aunt Gertrude’s “cremains” kept in a shoebox in the garage and an anecdote about keeping a toilet plunger in the garage too.

  • Quote, Tom (40:06): “...she was in that, her ashes. And it was in our garage. Right next to the human door to the kitchen.”

• Swimming Naked at Boys School: Multiple listeners recount being required to swim nude at all-boys schools and YMCAs, with stories of “organ inspections” and unfortunate accidents.

  • Quote, Tom (42:12): “We were required to swim naked and fizz ass...An incident occurred one year when one of the ‘hoods’ took a dump in the pool...”

5. Viral News, Etiquette, and Cheez It Innovations (47:00 – 59:00+)

• Nutcracker and Testicle Injury: News leads include the world’s tallest (working) nutcracker and a baseball player who ruptured a testicle, which segues into anatomical humor.

  • Quote, Christy Lee (63:41): “The testicle often cannot be saved…It takes a force of at least 50 pounds or more to rupture a testicle.”

• Cheez It/Coors Innovations: Cheez It and Coors Light have released a “beer cheese” cracker, prompting strong opinions from the team.

  • Quote, Tom (89:28): “This isn’t for you. Then you can listen to something else.”

• Monkey Abandoned on Bus / Viral Sightings: The show anticipates a story of a monkey abandoned on a London bus, with excitement about unusual animal plotlines.

• Etiquette: The Middle Seat: “Mr. Manners” decrees the middle seat passenger on a plane has the right to both armrests—sparking debate.

  • Quote, Jessica Hooker (160:58): “If you're stuck in the middle seat, yes, both armrests belong to you.”
  • Quote, Christy Lee (161:03): “No way, dude. The middle seat is pure misery. And you lean into it.”

6. “Sexy Time” Advice with Ally Breen (138:05 – 154:15)

• Ally Breen’s Segment: Listeners write in with relationship issues:
  • A 29-year-old man living with his mom, annoyed at her lazy boyfriend
    • Quote, Tom (142:21): “You need to get an apartment. Yeah. You got to get out.”
  • Lack of blowjobs in marriage (“nudge her in the right direction”), past affairs and blackmail, and being attracted to a partner’s sibling.
    • Quote, Christy Lee (149:50): “I think you were sold a bill of goods, dude. I think you have every right. I think you can call the Better Business Bureau.”
  • General Tone: The team balances compassionate advice with their trademark bluntness and irreverent tangents.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Bodily Functions:
  • Tom: “I can't think. I'm concentrating on my sphincter right now.” (03:13)
  • Tom: “There has been a clearing of the wall… it was of two worlds. I'm not going to get into any detail.” (08:29)
• Tom’s Cleanliness OCD: “I just don’t want any of your filthy hands touching my stuff.” (20:58)
• Relationship Advice:
  • Christy Lee (about the return of BJ’s in marriage): “I think you were sold a bill of goods, dude...” (149:50)
• Listener Letter Gold: “We were required to swim naked and fizz ass…(and then a kid took a dump in the pool).” (42:12)
• Cheez-It Dilemma:
  • Tom: “I’m not a Cheez It guy. That’s not for me.” (15:42)

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Important Segments & Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | |-------------|------------------------------------------------| | 00:15–05:50 | Opening laughter, “Right to the Bone” song, digestive tales | | 05:50–14:00 | Sphincter humor, marriage and hearing, studio quirks | | 11:43–16:00 | NFL camp, streaming issues, sports previews | | 20:00–25:00 | Tom’s utensil system, cast riffs on studio hygiene | | 25:31–39:30 | Listener letters: papaya for constipation, “Malort” in Chicago, dog & fireworks, python pizza | | 40:00–44:00 | Swimming nude letters, pool shape debate, family “cremains” | | 47:00–59:00 | Nutcracker and testicle injury news, Cheez-It beer cheese, monkey previews | | 138:05–154:15 | “Sexy Time” (relationship & sex advice with Ally Breen) | | 160:45 | Etiquette expert: middle seat armrest debate |

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The Show’s Tone & Flow

The conversational tone is quick, irreverent, sometimes bordering on the absurd—anchored by Tom’s neurotic observations, Christy’s down-to-earth sense, Chick’s world-weariness, and a lively supporting cast. Listeners are both audience and contributors, as their letters inspire everything from take-no-prisoners advice to running gags about bowel health, cleanliness, and food-related quirks.

The humor leans self-deprecating and observational, with running jokes about Tom’s OCD, Chick’s curmudgeonliness, and Christy’s straightforwardness. A culture of playful mock-insults, puns, and occasional off-color punchlines pervades.

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a classic slice of The BOB & TOM Show: irreverently riffing on real life and pop culture, turning every mundane topic (bowel habits, middle seats, Cheez-Its) into raucous group therapy. Behind the laughter are moments of relatability—whether it’s learning how to find a show on TV, coping with digestive issues, or navigating family and romantic entanglements. For fans, it’s comfort food; for new listeners, it’s a master class in unscripted, communal comedy.

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For more, listen to the full episode or tune in live for more letters, rants, and “sexy time” absurdities with the BOB & TOM crew.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Caller or Guest]

But I'm bad right to the bone I'll be 17 in a month or so I live fast just like a rocket New driver's permit in my back pocket Rev my engine at the light Smoke and squeal as my tires ignite and the whole world knows exactly what that says about me I don't buy my own tires no, no, no, no, no, no, no no

[Ally Breen]

tires.

[Caller or Guest]

These white walls rolling I'm a grocery guesser I did not buy them on my own credit no Michelin man ever saw a dollar of my cash money where the road makes a rubber I've been riding in the G Ride Hoopty Jack Never mind the baby seat in the back I'm a rebel on the run I'm a man with a mission I can stay up past 11 if I get permission Slide the stop sign and ride your tail Pass on the shoulder Throwing gravel like hail the base is pumping the whole world knows all about me

[Tom Griswold]

I don't pay for insurance

[Caller or Guest]

either no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I don't buy my own Michelin, Dunlop Funeral and Hoosier Continental, Sears, Arizona Cooper Good, Rich, Goodyear, Bridgestone, Pirelli, Yokohama, General Firestone on Cali I don't buy them I don't buy my own I don't buy my own I don't buy my own. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's that time again. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee and saying hello to Tom. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I may be in and out of the room today.

[Chick McGee]

Aloha. Hello. Oh, more Midwest funk.

[Jessica Hooker]

Do you have some salad?

[Tom Griswold]

No. A truck stop burrito.

[Christy Lee]

Is that true?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jessica Hooker]

Why are you at a char.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? You're gonna get a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry?

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna get a lot of pushback.

[Tom Griswold]

A food truck burrito.

[Chick McGee]

Forgive me.

[Jessica Hooker]

Sorry. I was gonna say wait.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't think. I'm concentrating on my sphincter right now.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jessica Hooker]

I wish I had that problem. Where'd you eat? I need to go there.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, Christy, Chris's all backed up.

[Jessica Hooker]

I'm on the other side of you,

[Tom Griswold]

and I need to combine sphincters or. Wait a minute.

[Jessica Hooker]

That'd be interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Object matri.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. Honest to God, I was out for a walk with Kelly and the dogs last night grabbed a taco and no, there was some thunder. And she looked at me and she went, is that your stomach? That's how this feels.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

You know, this is all anecdotal research. Me, personally, what I'm hearing, how do you seem to make a lot of noise? And there are people there that want it quiet.

[Christy Lee]

You're breathing.

[Chick McGee]

The breathing, the chewing the gum, the shaking, the ice. And now you're.

[Listener or Guest]

You're.

[Christy Lee]

You're.

[Chick McGee]

Your stomach's making noise.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the bigger problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Problem is this, okay? Kelly is a soft talker. This is my wife.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Soft talker. I am half deaf.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. Don't. Don't cut yourself short.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a marriage maiden.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're just like me all day.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a result of wearing headphones for 45 years, whatever it is. So I'll say it again. But the problem is she will not meet me halfway. So she talks at a three. I need her to talk at about a seven. But if I say say it again, she comes back at a 15.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, that's love for you.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

15 never helped anybody.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, what'd you say?

[Christy Lee]

I said, okay, I'm with Jake on this. This. This is funny.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not funny.

[Pat Godwin]

It's pretty funny.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I mentioned this before, and I think we have other people who have this. I know Oscar is deaf in one ear.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I forget which one.

[Tom Griswold]

But my.

[Christy Lee]

My.

[Tom Griswold]

My right ear, for whatever reason, is slightly better than my left ear.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

But I always sleep on the right side of the bed. From the perspective of lying down. Following me here.

[Jessica Hooker]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

And why would you have any other different.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm sleeping stage right, if you will. I'll put it in terms you can understand, Josh. So I'm sleeping stage right.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm standing at the foot of the bed, and I'm looking at the bed. Which side of you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm on the left.

[Chick McGee]

You're on the left.

[Christy Lee]

I'll put this in terms you can understand. Hurry it up.

[Tom Griswold]

So my point being, if we're on our backs, right. And it comes time to go to sleep.

[Chick McGee]

You're at a deficit already.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. So then I've got to kind of flop over.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one might think would lead to a little amorous,

[Chick McGee]

a little

[Tom Griswold]

horizontal.

[Pat Godwin]

The beast with two backs.

[Chick McGee]

A little something for the effort.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Horizontal jujitsu, Some risky business. Wrestling, judo, whatever. But that's irritating.

[Jessica Hooker]

It's irritating to her.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yes, my presence is irritating. No, but to roll over. I'm sorry, what'd you say then? I have to roll over like this.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? You might be onto something. I thought it was just the noises you make. It might be you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I think that's perfectly possible. Yeah, yeah. What I wear, say, think, do.

[Jessica Hooker]

It's like a match made in heaven to me.

[Chick McGee]

I always like to reverse these situations. Let's say that she had trouble hearing and you.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I have said that so many times.

[Chick McGee]

You would probably. She. You would meet her more than half.

[Christy Lee]

I think so, too. He would be accommodating.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the irritation factor of having to say something twice for her.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

But then I get the one. Ever get this one? Oh, I was just talking.

[Chick McGee]

I'll say.

[Tom Griswold]

What'd you say? Oh, I was just talking to myself. Okay, so how the f. Am I supposed to know that? Yeah, so. Yeah. In any event, the rum. You should start hearing the air is my belly.

[Chick McGee]

You should sound like a product. You know, I have a Hamburger Helper. Maybe you should, like, have Fight Helper and whatever. Whatever. You start going, man, you can add and there'll be an argument. Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

That really isn't an argument.

[Christy Lee]

Was the burrito worth it?

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? It was okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sometimes it is.

[Jessica Hooker]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

It was great.

[Chick McGee]

I've had a truck stop burrito. That's not bad.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. We were just shocked to hear that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. And I meant to say a food truck.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, it was. It was amazing. The tortilla was, I think, pan fried after.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So it had. It was kind of a combo. It was sort of a crispy, soft tortilla. Does that make sense? Meeting the two tortilla worlds.

[Chick McGee]

Halfway flour or corn tortilla?

[Tom Griswold]

Flour.

[Chick McGee]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was a big one. And I especially. I don't really eat all that much food, especially at lunch. Usually just have a salad and I ate the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It was just. It was just.

[Jessica Hooker]

So what'd you have on there? Beans, meat?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jessica Hooker]

What'd you got?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I didn't know the girls got it for me.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. When did the trouble start?

[Tom Griswold]

About two hours after.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute. They ordered you food and then not that much. Didn't you got a little sick?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe it's me watching Dateline too much.

[Tom Griswold]

But there has been. There has been an omission. I will say that what you have

[Chick McGee]

had a clearing of the wall.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And it was of two worlds. I'm not going to get into any detail.

[Jessica Hooker]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

Semi solid.

[Tom Griswold]

I will just leave it at that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

However, I'm hoping that there's a. There's a second stage, if you will, because the term launch is in order

[Christy Lee]

Now, Christie, about a type 6 on the Bristol scale.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. On the other side of the. The coin, if you flipped where we are, Christy? Day three.

[Jessica Hooker]

Nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Day three, day four.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not good. That's not good.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah. Did the DOA Lax, or whatever it's called. Dukalax.

[Christy Lee]

It should be called Du.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes, yes, yes. Have you tried a. I remember at one.

[Jessica Hooker]

Soft chews. Tastes terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

At one point post surgery. This was years ago after my arm. I had a similar thing with Pat, A very serious arm injury in my case. But a buddy of mine came over to the house where I was recovering, and he's a physician, and he said, by the way, have you had any. Any movements, if you will? And. And it had been 11 days.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, I'm only on day three.

[Listener or Guest]

And he.

[Tom Griswold]

And he said, I'll be right back. And he left. And he was gone like an hour and a half. And I thought, oh, dear God. My good friend has been killed in some kind of car accident. Getting me getting. Trying to get my bowels functioning. But he returned and he had a. He had the. The tripartite, if you will, method.

[Jessica Hooker]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

He had your Dulco Lax. Right, Right. In powder form. Right. And then he had clear liquid sodium citrate. He had some liquid thing.

[Chick McGee]

What is this, like a three pronged attack?

[Tom Griswold]

And then he had a suppository.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, yeah, that's not gonna happen.

[Pat Godwin]

How'd that feel?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you don't like a suppository.

[Jessica Hooker]

Never had.

[Chick McGee]

Even if it would. Even if it would help, I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

The key to a suppository. Christie Lubrication.

[Christy Lee]

Just like reverse pooping.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, but you gotta have.

[Jessica Hooker]

I don't really put my food back in.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna want to have a. Yeah. A medical grade latex glove.

[Jessica Hooker]

Well, of course. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I always have hundreds of them at my house.

[Jessica Hooker]

So do I.

[Chick McGee]

And the suppositories are well lubricated.

[Tom Griswold]

But the point being, after the. After the. The. If you will, the triple action attack.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I gave birth to what I often describe as a. As a sandpaper softball. It was quite the relief. But as. As the tell, as the. As the movie, I guess said, there will be blood, but well worth it.

[Jessica Hooker]

What A way to start the day.

[Tom Griswold]

This is my son, H.W.

[Jessica Hooker]

did you hear that? It was my fault.

[Christy Lee]

Your fault?

[Jessica Hooker]

He's the one that came in here and said is.

[Pat Godwin]

I heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard it.

[Jessica Hooker]

That's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I just said there may be extraneous sonic activity in the room in the form of.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, Christie's gonna blow.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think we. Tom Christy and I've been 50 years, we've never farted in front of each other.

[Jessica Hooker]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

I can't even. I mean, that is like, got to be unwritten rule number one about a recording studio.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, God.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Just don't fart because the soundproofing lends itself to smell.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Why would you do that kind of thing?

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna get to our letters in a matter of moments. Look forward to that. Sports headlines of sort.

[Chick McGee]

We got World Cup TV ratings as near as they can figure. And that's right, ladies and gentlemen, our long national nightmare is finally over. NFL training camps start today with the Panthers and the Arizona Cardinals because. Yeah, in what, a couple weeks?

[Christy Lee]

What do they do 2A days?

[Chick McGee]

The Pro Football hall of Fame, it's changed like a half a day. And they only wear pads like two in the afternoon.

[Tom Griswold]

How many of the teams still cart themselves off to a different location?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. More and more teams are going to just, they say in their facility. Yeah, August 6th, Thursday, August 6th, it'll be on Peacock Panthers and the Arizona Cardinals at the NFL preseason is right around the corner.

[Tom Griswold]

It is getting so difficult to watch anything.

[Chick McGee]

Why is that?

[Tom Griswold]

You just can't find it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, actually, you know what we should. There is an app that if you just type in what it is you want to watch it, it shows you

[Chick McGee]

exactly where the app I use. And it might be your same is titled perfectly for you. It's called Just Watch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, might be time to get that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have to get put in the search bar. My tv.

[Jessica Hooker]

Usually if you just Google it, it'll come up.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever my system is, it shows this. If you go to the guide, it's.

[Chick McGee]

I do enjoy hearing about your tv.

[Tom Griswold]

Never on the right time.

[Chick McGee]

Never. Yeah. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So it'll be showing right. 7 o' clock in the evening. This is the Today show and you can't.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know the right time.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it'll have. It'll have the guide for that morning.

[Chick McGee]

Never on the right time. You can't find any shows.

[Tom Griswold]

Every 10 minutes you have to tell them you're still there.

[Chick McGee]

God, I Hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to get a new system.

[Chick McGee]

The TV has to warm up.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so sick of it. Are you still watching? Hey, it's not your business what I'm doing, okay?

[Chick McGee]

It's none of your business what I'm doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Stop asking me questions.

[Pat Godwin]

That could be turned off.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, that can be.

[Tom Griswold]

It can't be.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, no.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it can't. I had. I had a technician over.

[Chick McGee]

I was so pissed about it. You guys are new to the ball game. You just have to go. Oh, that's a shame, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

You can do with WI fi.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Apple tv.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Using up some kind of electronic stuff that I'm paying for.

[Christy Lee]

Stuff. You see what you guys did?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You got them all worked.

[Chick McGee]

You've got it. You've got to do.

[Tom Griswold]

So I said to the guy, is there something I can do? That's a shame to have this end. I've got to change whatever than I.

[Chick McGee]

I feel your pain, Tom. That's a shame.

[Pat Godwin]

Right off the bat.

[Tom Griswold]

That has to be genuinely. No, I.

[Chick McGee]

Doing it again.

[Tom Griswold]

You're.

[Christy Lee]

That's got to be incredibly frustrating.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not. It's. It.

[Jessica Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's something about. I don't know.

[Jessica Hooker]

All right?

[Christy Lee]

The TV is meant to comfort.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. The TV is an evil device. That should be figured out.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, that's. It's.

[Chick McGee]

I can't.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody wants that. No. I hope you do get a new.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a guy. Come on. Is there any way to get this to stop? No, no, no. But the tv.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The company that provides the service has that, so they can. It's something about, I don't know, bandwidth or satellite time or.

[Pat Godwin]

Does Kelly have issues.

[Tom Griswold]

Electricity. Pardon me?

[Pat Godwin]

And she. Does Kelly have issues with the tv? Can she figure it out?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't you dare. No, sir, I. I feel sorry for him, but I. It's beyond my knowledge or tip.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't watch much TV anyway, and I. And we usually have one show that we're watching, but the one that we were watching, we've both given up on. Which one's that? Something.

[Chick McGee]

Bay. Whatever.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, you're wrong.

[Chick McGee]

That's a shame. I kind of hung in there and I enjoyed it.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the actor. I don't know. I have a rule. If I don't want to be around those people in a TV show, I'm out.

[Chick McGee]

So that's got to limit your tv. It does.

[Tom Griswold]

I barely watch anything. It's getting harder and harder to Watch

[Chick McGee]

the news, I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now, where were we? Oh, so that's coming up in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Chris Lee. I know. We got monkey news. What else?

[Jessica Hooker]

Monkey news. We have Morgan Wallen in the news. We have Cheez it news.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man, I love cheese.

[Jessica Hooker]

God, I do, too.

[Tom Griswold]

It's another one of these combo things.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure I approve of this one. But then again, I.

[Jessica Hooker]

Well, I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not a. I'm not a Cheez it guy.

[Jessica Hooker]

This isn't up your alley.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's not for me.

[J]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

But because the word I'm looking for. Magnanimous. Help me here.

[Jessica Hooker]

I thought you were gonna say open minded.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Magnanimous works.

[Chick McGee]

Honest. Magnanimous, forthright.

[Tom Griswold]

Perhaps some of you guys might be interested in that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, thank you. Yeah. Yeah, we are.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a cheese guy.

[Christy Lee]

I like Cheez Its. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cheese Grommet cheese. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently it's good. It's called a Cheez It.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[J]

Cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

I was.

[Jessica Hooker]

You've never had a Cheez It?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, when desperate on a couple of occasions.

[Chick McGee]

So what do you prefer? Because I'm sensing that you look down on cheeses.

[Jessica Hooker]

Are you a cheese and Nip guy?

[Christy Lee]

Those are good.

[Chick McGee]

I find this.

[Pat Godwin]

What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

I find that offensive to our Japanese friends.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't until you mentioned that.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no need to do that now.

[Chick McGee]

Look down real quick.

[Tom Griswold]

Real quick.

[Chick McGee]

Just look at the look on his face, how happy he is.

[Tom Griswold]

I also resent calling ski hill slopes.

[Chick McGee]

So. So let's.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what?

[Jessica Hooker]

Look what.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I'll do.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody's talking about weight loss.

[Caller or Guest]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Brick House and injection.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a Brick House. Brick House. Nutrition. I've just been handed a pack of Cheez It. See, I always thought it was Cheez Its. It's Cheez it. Singular. Yes, but there's more than one in here. This is a mistake.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Back to Brick House. A group of physicians that have come up with an alternative to the injectable weight loss stuff. The GLP1s, they call them. And I guess there's a GLP2. I can't keep track. What is. What's going on here? I'm talking about something called lean. This is not an injectable. Lean is a supplement, a weight loss supplement designed to help what's making you too heavy, which is eating too much. Lean has been shown to lower your blood sugar and burn fat by converting it into energy. And lean helps curb your appetite Lean helps curb your cravings. That's the point. And as part of a proper diet and exercise program, it is designed for those that want to lose more than 10 pounds. Lean is not for the casual dieter with a pound or two to lose. So if this is you and you're working on losing some weight, give it a shot. Find out what I'm talking about by visiting takelean.com that's L E A N takelean.com by the way. Enter the code Tom for a special 20% discount and free rush shipping. Once again, it's takelean.com promo code Tom. Your weight loss results, of course, are going to vary. And lean is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. Lean is designed to help you lose weight and help you get rid of that heavy appetite. So once again, these products and statements haven't been evaluated by the fda. They've got far more interesting things to do. You should find out about all lean by visiting takelean.com Tom, an exciting show today. We've got some great letters as always and something new. If you go to bobandtom.com we get just at the touch of a button you can get linked to us to send us your letters. Any topic is open. We're happy to talk to you about many things and we'll do that in just a couple of minutes. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chrissy Lee at the news desk. Hello, Hello. There's the one, the only. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Before we get to letters today, I have an oral letter because I have a question about something I've seen in the green room for Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Excellent.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Ally Breen]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

We'll figure it out together. Yes, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

The answer might be you don't know. But this was found in for those who don't know, the green, our green room, there's sort of an everybody section and then there is a Tom section.

[Chick McGee]

Right exactly where he has his own stand, if you will. Shelves.

[Tom Griswold]

My own coffee machine.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Yeah. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not ask for that. I think I just behaved in such a way that it became obvious if I don't get it, there's going to be a problem.

[Chick McGee]

Squeaky wheel always getting a grease.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Which is great. It all works out.

[Tom Griswold]

I just don't want any of your filthy hands touching my stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I have touched something because I had to bring it in here to ask you what.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

So you, you have your special stir sticks. You have your special, you have a spoons and a lot of these things are in totes and they're in individual totes.

[Chick McGee]

It goes on and on.

[Christy Lee]

Well organized. Well, I happen to notice just now the spoon tote somebody and I don't know if it was you, Tom has taped.

[Tom Griswold]

I did that.

[Christy Lee]

Has taped paper over the handle holes of the tote.

[Listener or Guest]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because the spoons were falling out where the holes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that does answer.

[Tom Griswold]

And I have gone through, I've gone through about 10 different brands of spoon

[Chick McGee]

and these are the right spoons.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I have a thousand of them.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jessica Hooker]

Those are your favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's the spoon I use for my cereal every morning.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Now, now, now wait a minute. What has he done? He taped up the holes.

[Christy Lee]

So there's a handle here.

[Pat Godwin]

Why would they fall out?

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Because there's holes there.

[Christy Lee]

But so you're saying often times the spoon would make its way out.

[Tom Griswold]

So I taped it up.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

So now, now the hole does touch the spoon part.

[Christy Lee]

If you're going to put it back, I'll use it.

[Jessica Hooker]

So the it Looks like some of those.

[Chick McGee]

The hole is mixed up. It isn't even with the floor, if you will, of the bin. I'm just concerned how they get out the hole.

[Pat Godwin]

They. They don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Well, you fill it to the top, and right now it's only half full.

[J]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Well, I saw it.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a system. My iced tea bags are in a one thing. I've got a rack for the coffee.

[Christy Lee]

I just. We. I just wanted to know what this. How this incorporated. Oh, I also noticed you put a paper towel on the bottom of the tub.

[Chick McGee]

What's that for?

[Christy Lee]

Is it so that the spoons don't touch the bottom?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The bottoms could be filthy. I do wash that every now and then.

[Chick McGee]

Now, what about. What about the. Just the. The filthiness of a regular run of the mill paper towel? You worry about that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, those are.

[Jessica Hooker]

You're not worried about the germs?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I am worried now. I. I have a feeling all those spoons are being thrown away.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You brought them in here. They're filthy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not that insane.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, don't. Once again, don't cut yourself short.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you, my friend Sean, he. There were some painters over at his house, and after they were painting some of the interior rooms after they left, he took all of the toilet paper that had been in the. In the spinner things, threw it all away and put in new ones.

[Jessica Hooker]

Did they even use his bathroom?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's. I mean, my level of paranoia is certainly not that bad.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna try this spoon. This is a solid spoon. It's not bending.

[Tom Griswold]

These are great. These are the best. These are the Cadillac.

[Chick McGee]

Are they actually plastic? Are they made from plant fiber or do we know?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're biodegradable plastic.

[Chick McGee]

They are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And you can tell it's. It's. But it's a sturdy spoon and nice mouthfeel.

[Chick McGee]

Let me ask you this.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Would you be proud to use that at a formal occasion?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Part of your table.

[Christy Lee]

Zero Shame.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Especially like a nicer outdoor banquet.

[Pat Godwin]

So they were flying at the sides of that tray.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Time and time again I'm getting the feeling. So much so that you had to tape up the holes to keep the screens.

[Tom Griswold]

I probably should ask someone to get me a different bin.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Jessica Hooker]

It works fine.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Cut it off at the choke point. You're right.

[Jessica Hooker]

You don't need another.

[Tom Griswold]

And she was able to find a perfect bin to hold My iced tea. My iced tea. Little container thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

I inadvertently hit the wrong button and got, like, 30 of those.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Each one has, like, 100 tea bags. We're never gonna have to order iced tea bags again. I got plenty.

[Jessica Hooker]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

All right, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Just curious. I've got my system.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all down. I can get it done in, you know, whatever. Seven minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Very nice.

[Jessica Hooker]

You eat your breakfast in seven minutes. That's not good for your stomach.

[Chick McGee]

You put a clock up on yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

I just know how long it takes because I get in here at a certain time, and I. I enter this room at a specific time.

[Christy Lee]

I say you change nothing. Whatever you're comfortable with, you do.

[Pat Godwin]

It's working.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Today. There was an interruption.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to get back to the intestinal issue.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a welcome interruption. I.

[Christy Lee]

Mostly scatological.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jessica Hooker]

Well, apparently that's what our listeners are talking about, too. Christy, my wife, and I were vacationing in Hawaii, and we were both dealing with my current dilemma.

[Tom Griswold]

Christie is incredibly constipated.

[Jessica Hooker]

We were advised by friends that eating papaya would fix the problem.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard that.

[Christy Lee]

Very good.

[Jessica Hooker]

Boy, were they right. It works so well, we started referring to papaya as poopaya.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's so funny.

[Chick McGee]

Also, I've heard. I have not heard that coconut is a will give you the runs.

[Jessica Hooker]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have to worry about that. I hate coconut.

[Chick McGee]

I love the taste of coconut. Don't like the stray hairs that seems the mouthfeel.

[Jessica Hooker]

Thank you, Charles.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like eating spaghetti that's got hair in it. Right, now it is time to check into the mailbag.

[Christy Lee]

I got your mailbag right here.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll start her off. As they say in the Allman Brothers. Barry starts her off as the bass kicks in for whipping post.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody's right with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Great moments.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Christy Lee]

That is funny. Krista, You. You did.

[Jessica Hooker]

I did start it off, but that's okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this is the one I start off with. Therefore, that we're starting off, said Thomas.

[Tom Griswold]

I am not allowed to use the gentleman's name. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Although, is it a common name?

[Tom Griswold]

It's associated with a famous socialist. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Carl Marks.

[Jessica Hooker]

Lennon.

[Chick McGee]

I always forget Engel's first name. Damn it.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe Friedrich is not the name. That's one of the famous Friedrich Engels.

[J]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nietzsche, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Is it Friedrich?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll ask Josh. Weren't you doing your Marks and Engel nightly. Nightly reading.

[Chick McGee]

Of course it Was.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget what night you.

[Christy Lee]

The night before was. I was reading about the proletariat.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. I see.

[Christy Lee]

And the ills thereof. Or therein, I should say.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to have a guy that almost every other sentence he used the word dialectic and proletariat. God. I was hoping. I was hoping someone would push him off a bridge. What a dick. What? To see Rush.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, it is Carl Marks. Fr. Frederick Engels. Way to go to.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to see Rush Writes no Name. I really wanted to go see this show. It was in Chicago.

[Chick McGee]

I think they're going to be in the sphere. Did we announce that? That's kind of a rumor, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's. I'll go there.

[Chick McGee]

Red pepper. Hot rumor.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's Russia. They have. They're playing with a keyboard player, right?

[Christy Lee]

Keyboarder and new drummer.

[Tom Griswold]

And this drummer is. This lady is just unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

The keyboardist is Philip Teicher of Ferranti and Tyscher.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. You're all in for a big tree. Big tree.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, in Chicago, a footnote. Already? He begins with a footnote. Malort.

[Chick McGee]

Malort.

[Pat Godwin]

Malort.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that? Oh, that's the stuff.

[Chick McGee]

The drink.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In Chicago, that's the drink that.

[Chick McGee]

It's popular because it tastes so bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's an. It's a rite of passage, if you will. An initiation to Chicago. We're gonna be. I think Willie's gonna bring us some. That's called the Chicago Handshake. Anyways, he goes with the sea. Rush. I saw four other females.

[Caller or Guest]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Other than the lady on stage playing the drums. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Other than his wife took his wife.

[Chick McGee]

So. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Rush does tend to skew mail.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think so. There are some.

[Jessica Hooker]

I have seen them.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised, though, that I. I mean, obviously there are more there than four. It's a large place, but, yeah, it's

[Tom Griswold]

a. I've seen Rush several times. Great band. It's incredibly cool to see him live. Anyway, then he goes, let's see, who is this again?

[Chick McGee]

What's his name?

[Tom Griswold]

Famous socialist.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jessica Hooker]

Why can't we give him his.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, not cheap.

[Christy Lee]

Olivera, Mom.

[Chick McGee]

Donnie, Fidel.

[Tom Griswold]

That wouldn't be a first name, though. But you're on. You're. You're on the right track.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

What else is. Bernie.

[Chick McGee]

You two cooking up over there?

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, my dogs don't like fireworks. This guy's all over the map. I guess my dogs don't like fireworks either.

[Chick McGee]

Preach, brother, preach.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to take him to a kennel a half a mile away from the show where they have the fireworks.

[J]

That's. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That's desperate. I have found those. What do you call them? Thc.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jessica Hooker]

Cbd.

[Tom Griswold]

Cbd, sir. Charlie Daniels Band approved.

[Chick McGee]

Double one out to Georgia and all your cares go away.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They're more like dog biscuits.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did that help the cbd?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I found my. My Aussie. She likes. It's a sleeve. It looks like a sleeve that someone would wear on your elbow, but it goes over her head. It keeps quiet your ears down a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Check with your vet. Don't take our advice.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've got a dog. One of my dogs. If I can. Before there's a storm. Before I can hear the thunder. He does. And I know because he's in bed with me with his face under my pillow. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He buries his face.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I'm dead asleep and I feel this breathing. Oh, Kelly. A little bit of not ever her. It's always the dog.

[Jessica Hooker]

She's never awakened you with a little.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good time.

[Chick McGee]

And the punchline is. You want doggy style or not?

[Tom Griswold]

Longtime listener. Been listening since 1984. Well, thanks very much.

[Chick McGee]

Damn.

[Tom Griswold]

I won't mention your name and I appreciate it. Oh, P.S. for the book club read. Oh, we were talking about books to read. He's recommending Gales of November, a book about the Edmund Fitzgerald. We were just talking about that not too long ago. Pat, if you had your guitar and you could play right now.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank God my sling is on.

[Jessica Hooker]

Thank God. Yeah. I've never been so happy for your surgery.

[Chick McGee]

That's the song we would have played.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't your other shoulder hurting?

[Pat Godwin]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, remind me.

[Pat Godwin]

Starting to throb a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Remind me. You, me and Alan are going to get together. I want to do a acapella version of the Rectum of Ed of Ella Fitzgerald with like a six piece choral group. Maybe we can get a local gospel group to do.

[Jessica Hooker]

Why?

[Pat Godwin]

My vocal cords are starting to like seize up a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be great?

[Jessica Hooker]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

No. I mean.

[Jessica Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

A great gospel group going.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, please don't ask. A local gospel.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, please don't think about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I should go with a Dizzy. With like a megachurch. The. The singing whities, you know?

[Christy Lee]

Second thought. No, please go.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You know what? I'm in.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to see this.

[Pat Godwin]

I want to see the looks on all their faces.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. You know, not all my ideas are as Good as this one.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

We have another letter.

[Pat Godwin]

I hope.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, a top show. Louis Armstrong's. This is from. This is from a Josh from Chico, California. Chico, you don't have to worry. The pound of python meat that I ordered after listening to the show has arrived.

[Christy Lee]

How about the head?

[Chick McGee]

I'm keeping it in the freezer until this weekend. I will let you know how it goes.

[Christy Lee]

Please do.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Josh.

[Jessica Hooker]

I've seen python at the grocery store again. I, I don't know who from.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Crumb. Guy in Florida. Oh yeah, no, he, that's where he got the meat from.

[Tom Griswold]

We talked, we talked. Mr. Crumb, he has the store in Everglades. Was it Everglade City?

[Jessica Hooker]

I wasn't here for this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, to the Everglades.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the guy that he, he made the national news wire because he was serving python pizza. Yeah, he's one of these python hunters.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jessica Hooker]

But he's also got to do something with all that meat. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

And he's got. You might like this.

[Chick McGee]

That's not all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can get Converse All Stars made out of snakeskin. Yep, they're pretty cool looking.

[Jessica Hooker]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

And hey dudes, comfortable shoes. They make those out of snakeskin.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got, he's got snakeskin belts, of course. Belts, hat bands, you name it.

[Christy Lee]

It's pretty cool.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's one of those guys that goes out and hunts him at night and he said barefoot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the only way to hunt him. You walk in water and you feel them with your feet. When you hit a python, you reach down and grab it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

By you he means not me and you, he means other people. I could never do. Coming up, we have more of your letters and once again, bobandtom.com we've got some really cool new stuff and links there to various other things with our social media. But we do have a little button you can just press to. It'll send us an email.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Coming up, more of your letters, interesting topics including were you forced to swim naked while at a boys school?

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we got them.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go again. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, those were the days. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com you

[Tom Griswold]

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[Caller or Guest]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts People at O'Reilly Auto Parts at the news desk, Christy Lee.

[Jessica Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold. Hi. Hey, there's Ace Cosby. Hello. Hello. I'm Chick at the NHTSA sports desk. Hey, what's the rush with nhtsa? Well, I'll tell you, when you speed, you have less time to react. Follow the speed limit to keep other road users safe. Speeding catches up with you paid for by nhtsa. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick Magee. We're reading letters right now. Do you want to start her off?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. As a longtime listener of your show, I was flabbergasted, dismayed, and puzzled that you didn't know what random shape Tom would choose to have his pool appear. Can you guess what he suggested again?

[Tom Griswold]

This was a. An idea that Josh had. If you had unlimited funds. What shape? If you're putting a pool in what shape would you have your pool?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, just a standard or. Yeah, no, show a little style.

[Jessica Hooker]

Right, right.

[J]

Class.

[Tom Griswold]

Nashville, Tennessee. Famous for the guitar shape.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. For example, I came up with a dog bone shaped pool.

[Christy Lee]

I like. That's fun. That's hilarious and simple and. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

It's like me, fun and simple.

[Tom Griswold]

Not very practical.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Jessica Hooker]

Why is it not practical?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you couldn't have cover.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We're not taking into that. This scenario is just about.

[Chick McGee]

If you're going to get a bone shaped pool, you get a bone shaped cover.

[Tom Griswold]

You couldn't.

[Pat Godwin]

These shapes, you get a custom.

[Christy Lee]

The person who gets a shaped pool has pool people where they don't even worry about a cover.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if they have trees, then they have a pool full of leaves. Okay, sorry. Why are you on the. Okay, sorry. Go. What. What is. What am I supposed to have for. What's the shape of my pool?

[Chick McGee]

Tom would have his pool in the shape of the state of Michigan.

[Christy Lee]

That's a fun one, too, at least.

[Tom Griswold]

And the up would be a giant hot tub.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

And there'd be a. The Mackinac bridge.

[Chick McGee]

He mentions the Mackinac going across your pool.

[J]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that'd be cool.

[Chick McGee]

Or a reasonable model. You couldn't fit the entire bridge, I

[Tom Griswold]

think, you know, you'd have the Mackinac bridge connecting the hot tub to the.

[Chick McGee]

The pool.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, of course.

[Chick McGee]

This is Scott in Midland, Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much. My aunt was from Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

They. That's where they bottle the paranoia. Right. Wasn't your aunt paranoid?

[Tom Griswold]

No, the other aunt.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

He's your mother's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. My mom's sister, Janet.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now, were they really your mom's sisters or were they just someone she met playing softball?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. My mother had seven siblings. Two yes or no, sets of twins.

[Chick McGee]

Lots of friends, an amazing athlete.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Tommy, say hello to your Aunt Cesaro.

[Chick McGee]

Look how light her eyes are. And look how dark her hair was.

[Jessica Hooker]

Aunt Gert, was she your mom's sister, too. No, that was your dad's.

[Christy Lee]

This is your.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that was my dad's aunt.

[Chick McGee]

Spell that for me.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad had almost no living relatives.

[Jessica Hooker]

Okay. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Serious. How do you spell Aunt Gert?

[Jessica Hooker]

Gertie.

[Tom Griswold]

It was Gertrude, but they called her Gurk.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, like a pickle.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she. Like.

[Tom Griswold]

She was the one.

[Chick McGee]

Give me that.

[Tom Griswold]

She was old when I was young.

[Jessica Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'm saying?

[J]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

You're like such a day when I was young.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, she's sick. You're six and she's 90.

[Jessica Hooker]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And every Christmas.

[Pat Godwin]

She's still.

[Tom Griswold]

Still alive, that one. She's the one.

[Pat Godwin]

Is she still with us?

[Tom Griswold]

This is the first time. Oh, she'd be 170. She's. She's the one. This is where I learned the word cremains.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The cremated remains of Andy Ger. They were in kind of a little. A little thinner than a shoe box.

[Jessica Hooker]

Little tin.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was a box. It was the shape of a shoebox, but thinner.

[Christy Lee]

Loaded with silver fish.

[Tom Griswold]

With a. With a silver silvery. Kind of a silvery top. And she was in that. Her ashes.

[Pat Godwin]

Why couldn't they get an urn?

[Tom Griswold]

And it was in our garage.

[Jessica Hooker]

In your garage?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. Right next to the.

[Caller or Guest]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The human door that goes from the garage to the kitchen. And did you hear what he just said?

[Jessica Hooker]

The human door, not the dog door.

[Chick McGee]

How stupid does he think we are?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I mean, you say I

[Chick McGee]

have to explain them the door.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't. It's not. Not the garage door. No, the human door. And then.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And there was a shelf right there on the right. And she was in that. And I put the. The height of key in there. So that that lock, if it's still in that house, has a little bit of Andy Gerk in it to this day.

[Jessica Hooker]

In an urn on your mantle or something.

[Christy Lee]

He clearly didn't care about her.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

After. After a decade or so, my mom took her somewhere and spread her at

[Jessica Hooker]

the bottom or something.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, with the key.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, she kept that. She kept the key.

[Chick McGee]

All I know is she was a master. Where was I?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Back to. Back to our readings.

[Chick McGee]

That's all I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to a high school in southern Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Does it say the city?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want. Can I guess? Coshocton.

[Jessica Hooker]

Boy, that's a guess.

[Chick McGee]

Circleville.

[Tom Griswold]

No, in. Where was I? Oh, and wow. This guy went there in 1963.

[Chick McGee]

We have a new feature. Tom reading a letter. Oh, wow. This guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this guy's A man of a certain age.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Man.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. What are you saying?

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's got to be 80 plus, graduated in 63.

[Christy Lee]

This letter handwritten.

[Jessica Hooker]

Give the guy a break.

[Tom Griswold]

It's from Robert.

[Christy Lee]

The guy knows who what show he's writing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He's not offended by it.

[Pat Godwin]

Robert.

[Tom Griswold]

I apologize.

[Chick McGee]

Is this etched in stone?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes. It's written right to left in cuneiform

[Christy Lee]

or whatever the hell.

[Pat Godwin]

Iris.

[Tom Griswold]

We were required to swim naked and fizz ass man. Now I told you I went to a. An all boys day camp.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you did.

[Tom Griswold]

And we had to swim naked there. And it was that day camp was the school I would eventually go to that was also all boys. And to this day is all boys. And at the what is now the old campus we had to swim naked. And I forgot to tell you guys. There was a sort of a long ramp that went into the locker room. You'd go up the ramp into the pool area and. But the athletic director's office was right there with windows to the pool. I can't remember the name of most of my friends wives but I can remember Mrs. Finley. Mrs. Finley had her office right there. So it was Miss.

[Jessica Hooker]

Wait a minute. You had a woman that was your athletic driver?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. She was a Mr. Moulton's secretary.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm serious.

[J]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was a great man.

[Josh Arnold]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

But Mrs. Finley her office. So she would be sitting there and

[Jessica Hooker]

watching all these boys walk by her naked.

[Tom Griswold]

She was oblivious to it.

[Jessica Hooker]

She was. I'm sure she was oblivious.

[Chick McGee]

I have to get back to my office. It's showdown time.

[Pat Godwin]

They're coming up.

[Chick McGee]

They're coming up. The ramp record for the boss.

[Tom Griswold]

And again, the logic at that time was the old fashioned lockers would rust with their. If there were bathing suits hanging in them. So they didn't have bathing suits. The towels would get those rust stains on them so it looked like they were full of poop. The towels.

[Chick McGee]

Old fashioned lockers. Rust.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If we could get back to Robert's letter he went to. I won't name the school we were required to swim naked. An incident occurred one year when one of the quote unquote Hoods.

[Chick McGee]

That's what we called him.

[Jessica Hooker]

We called him that too.

[Tom Griswold]

Took a dump in the pool. We all had to get out and were lined up around the pool. The culprit got a swat on his wet bare ass. The sound resounded all around the pool room.

[Josh Arnold]

Room.

[Chick McGee]

And it was so exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

We didn't mind since it got us out of phys. Ed for a day while they cleaned the pool. The similar. Well, this happened in my school. A guy and that. That poor guy was marked for life.

[Christy Lee]

It was an accident.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I, I. The God, the. They were so pissed.

[Chick McGee]

He could. He could have come up with a renewal. A renewable, cheap form of energy. Yeah. Always be known for.

[Tom Griswold]

In his obit in the alumni journal it would say I. I know his name. I'm not going to say it.

[Chick McGee]

Well known Dumper.

[Tom Griswold]

He had a very unusual first name but yeah, he was it Erasmus.

[Chick McGee]

That's unusual.

[Jessica Hooker]

That is very unusual.

[Tom Griswold]

Four letters. That's all I'm going to tell you. In any event, he.

[Chick McGee]

Stan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they had to. Did you say Dan?

[Christy Lee]

No, he's a Dan.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I said it wasn't Stan.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you can't count either.

[Christy Lee]

Dan with two ends.

[Chick McGee]

Dan.

[Tom Griswold]

It's two D's. In any event. Yeah, that was very impressive. We'll get back with more of your letters. We're certainly enjoying them.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and tom. Bob and tom.com Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Tom Griswold]

I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight and you got a real problem. Do not blow it.

[Josh Arnold]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been warned.

[Christy Lee]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta have.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jessica Hooker]

Hello. Sorry, I was mid drink.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

For some reason we're talking about the shapes of swimming pools. Dear Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Amarillo, the big Texan Hotel.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Pool in the shape of Texas. The state of Texas.

[J]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That lends itself to a good, good, good pool.

[Tom Griswold]

I was swimming with my head down and I hit my head in the southern pointy part of the state.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, yeah, yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

Be careful of that top little piece. Could be the hot tub. Right? The little.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, why not?

[Christy Lee]

Little, Little.

[Jessica Hooker]

Nice rectangular name for that there is right.

[Christy Lee]

The Panhandle.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. That's considered the panhandle.

[Chick McGee]

Panhandle.

[Jessica Hooker]

Where?

[Christy Lee]

Amarillo. Yeah, yeah.

[Listener or Guest]

Because.

[Tom Griswold]

But the real panhandle is Florida.

[Jessica Hooker]

Pan.

[Tom Griswold]

Florida. Those are lesser panhandles.

[Chick McGee]

No, they're not.

[Christy Lee]

Now you're gonna get letters.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

The finest panhandle.

[Chick McGee]

If only Michigan had a panhandle. How did they miss that? They have a up, though.

[Tom Griswold]

They have more fresh water than any state in the world. One of these days when the. When the water wars start. Oh, you. You can bet your ass they're gonna come.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. They're the oven mitt to the. For the panhandle.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

You haven't been back in a while, has you?

[Tom Griswold]

We're actually talking about going there for a weekend in a couple of weeks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very excited.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Tom was talking yesterday about he. In his home. He doesn't like to see the toilet plunger.

[Jessica Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

In the bathroom.

[J]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

He keeps the toilet plunger in the garage. In the garage, yes. And totally justifies that and seems normal. Yeah. Dear Bob and Tom show, this is Sarah from Wisconsin. So, Tom, since your plunger's in the garage, do you put your car in the bathroom? A little shot there, yo, weirdo.

[Jessica Hooker]

Well, I have one. Kevin from Winchester.

[Christy Lee]

You know, my grandpa had a tiny car in the bathroom. It was a. It was like a cologne decanter.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes, it was an Avon thing. Avon sold those.

[Pat Godwin]

They were huge.

[Chick McGee]

I remember one Christmas, I put that on my Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

So you. Would.

[J]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you squeeze it on? It would.

[Jessica Hooker]

No, it was glass.

[Christy Lee]

It was glass top.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And it had a screw top.

[Tom Griswold]

But, I mean, it was.

[Christy Lee]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

So it was not to keep the room smelling fresh.

[Christy Lee]

It was put on his cologne. Yeah, it was one of his toiletries.

[Jessica Hooker]

It's a men's cologne. Yeah. Those were big.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm not a cologne guy.

[Jessica Hooker]

Well, same.

[Christy Lee]

But that.

[Jessica Hooker]

You didn't grow up around us either. We were Avon people.

[Christy Lee]

And my allergy must have grown because I always liked the smell of that.

[Jessica Hooker]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So back then it didn't bother me. Or it was a lighter cologne or something.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, those.

[Christy Lee]

I remember being very pleasant.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not a cologne guy either. Never have been. Well, high school, a little bit, but that was it.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, I assume you went through a cologne phase.

[Pat Godwin]

I did a light, lemony. Kind of lemony. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very light.

[Pat Godwin]

Very light.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he was down in the citrus world.

[Jessica Hooker]

That's true.

[Pat Godwin]

The Miami girlfriend, she wanted the light cologne.

[Jessica Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then she wanted another boyfriend.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, well.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Did she ever.

[Jessica Hooker]

Could you not bring that up?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

And children. And.

[Jessica Hooker]

Kevin and Winchester said, tom, I, too, grew up with a garage toilet plunger in our household. So that's, I guess, kind of a normal. I mean, think.

[Tom Griswold]

And also.

[Christy Lee]

Wait, that's not. Normalize it because two people did it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I also wonder if it does have to be used, then there's a whole protocol to get it back to the garage.

[Jessica Hooker]

What do you do? Do you take a bucket or.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. You take a bucket, put it in there, then you go out. Then you spray the thing with Lysol, and you spray the bucket.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

It's full of poop juice.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, you.

[Chick McGee]

There's no.

[Jessica Hooker]

There.

[Chick McGee]

There's no explaining to him. There's no.

[J]

Why would you think.

[Tom Griswold]

This thing has got. It's got. It's been diarrhea fied. You don't want it sitting there in your. In your bathroom.

[Jessica Hooker]

First of all, if you're using it for diarrhea, you've got a problem. That's not what the plunge is.

[Christy Lee]

You might just be.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you got a separate one you keep in the garage just for diarrhea.

[Christy Lee]

Diarrhea doesn't clog up a toilet.

[Jessica Hooker]

What the hell's wrong?

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes I've had it so bad that it did.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, my. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

The toilet paper may. Of course.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, there's that.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised you don't have one of the trigger plungers.

[Pat Godwin]

What's that?

[Jessica Hooker]

What's that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it essentially builds up so much pressure that you. It's almost like a gun that you just. And it clears out the.

[J]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it, like, got a pump on it?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's like a compressed air.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it's essentially compressed air.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, Tom, look at his eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Is that. Does it need batteries or.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Those I've seen are manual.

[Chick McGee]

You push down on it and a blast of air.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, I haven't really found that I needed one much at my house. Everyone seems to be.

[J]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

You don't have any boys left over there, right?

[Christy Lee]

My mom had four boys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, good point.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I remember one time.

[Jessica Hooker]

Girls don't poop.

[Tom Griswold]

At my old house, the one over here, the.

[Chick McGee]

They just explode when they're.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy. The guy came over and he was. This was the house that had been built and 1924. So there were obviously going to be some issues.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he came over and he had all the tools, and he. He removed a. A doll's head from the toilet. So that was that was Lucy's doll.

[J]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure what. At what point she thought it was a great idea to flush the little dolly's head down the toilet.

[Pat Godwin]

But very mad at her.

[Christy Lee]

Imagine, in a 1924 house. There were also some signs that need removing from the porch area.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got a story I could tell you, but I won't.

[Chick McGee]

If not some sort of. You don't want to go into the collectible gnome. Some sort of. Some sort of. Yeah. Piece of statue. That horse.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. The, the.

[Jessica Hooker]

The.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind. Dear Bob and Tom show. As a freshman in high school in 1970, writes John, the boys did swim nude. There was also a periodic inspection of organs to check for cleanliness.

[J]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Okay. We have to check your organ for cleanliness.

[Pat Godwin]

They've just been in a pool.

[Christy Lee]

It looks clean. It smells clean.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it taste?

[Chick McGee]

Taste it.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, this was the last year they did this at my school. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That I keep on my butt. It feels clean.

[Chick McGee]

No, my butt feels dirty. Very dirty.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again there. We found out yesterday at YMCAs all over the country.

[Listener or Guest]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For years it was men only and it was on. Naked swimming, no bathing suits.

[Chick McGee]

Y.

[Tom Griswold]

But that those days have gone. It's a good thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's some, I think, for everyone. Very creepy.

[Christy Lee]

We can get somebody from NAMBLA on the phone. They might say yes. Those days.

[Tom Griswold]

What a reference. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Good old days.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, coming up in sports, what have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

We've got. Looking back at the World cup and how did they do in the TV ratings? The NFL training camp officially opens today with the Arizona Cardinals and the Carolina Panthers. Those two teams get together in the Pro Football hall of Fame game right around the corner on August 6th. We look ahead to another World cup coming up next year. That's right. What, the women's. Oh, that's exactly right. And Major League Baseball and the holiday season. That's right. Major League Baseball and the Nutcracker.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jessica Hooker]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, have you not seen the video?

[Jessica Hooker]

I was listening to that this morning on the way in.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Nutcracker, you weren't listening to this.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's all coming up, but right now, that sports desk is brought to you by nhtsa.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thanks nhtsa. Also coming up, we had an interesting story yesterday about a family that went to an Airbnb and when they got there, there was a 10 year old photograph of them right there in the frame. We got a letter about something similar that happened to one of our listeners. I look forward to reading it to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[J]

Hi.

[Jessica Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a another nice letter here. If we could interrupt our sports broadcast for just a moment.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it hasn't. We had a really started but go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a news story yesterday, Chris. Do you remember the essence of it? It was an Airbnb and was it in California? And they got there and right there

[Jessica Hooker]

in the one of the picture frames was a picture of the family at the beach and they recognized it that. Hey wait, that's us. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of random.

[Jessica Hooker]

It was. Yeah, it was at a San Diego Airbnb.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, the photo taken over a decade before, shot by a local photographer and has been used to decorate local rental properties. Apparently this is something. I guess there's a website you go to if you own a rental property. I need pictures and they we'll send them to you.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know similar. We were at a restaurant, one of those restaurants that has junk all over the walls.

[Jessica Hooker]

See, this is one of my contentions.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah. I've always wondered about this.

[Tom Griswold]

We looked over and there was my grandfather's high school diploma.

[Christy Lee]

Wow, how weird.

[Tom Griswold]

They said they bought it at a junk shop and hung it on the wall. Wow, that's so funny.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes. Do you ever look at. Well, you don't go to places like that, but I'VE done that. I've looked around and said, sure. Wonder if I know these people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've got enough places that have stuff.

[Christy Lee]

I love looking at old phones.

[Jessica Hooker]

I do too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, like if I'm ever dragged to an antique mall or a. Yeah, something like that's. That's what I. Yeah, go look around. I'm just gonna check these out.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. And Fridays had all the.

[J]

Right.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah. Cracker Barrel had it and then some of them rebranded.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, then they went back though, didn't they?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, but mine is. Mine's kind of still the rebranded one, so it doesn't have as much stuff on the walls.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever go to one of those stores that has lots of antiques and there's a section full of old postcards?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty cool.

[Christy Lee]

It is cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to put the stories together when you read them and what's going on. But that's sort of neat seeing Grandpa's high school diploma.

[Jessica Hooker]

Did they ask for it back?

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't say.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Tammy, I'm here in south beach and I hope you've had enough time now to get over being angry at me. Maybe I'll come back sometime.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I got one of those old timey photos done Right. Recently. It was a year or two ago

[Chick McGee]

and we were like the old west or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. My sister in law really wanted her family to get one of these done.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And while we were there, I was looking at the old women's clothes and I looked at my niece and go, should I get a picture in this dress? And she's like, yes. And so I did.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

I should get a small copy of it and just try to see if I could hang it at Cracker Barrel without anybody noticing.

[Jessica Hooker]

Could you show us a copy of it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Do you have it on your phone?

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Jessica Hooker]

I thought you were a beautiful woman.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's. I'm just frumpy and sitting in front of a butter churner.

[Chick McGee]

Hold it now.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on, we have to see it.

[Chick McGee]

Did you at least shave the beard or with the beard?

[Christy Lee]

No, I think I'm full beard.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Jessica Hooker]

Do you have on a bonnet?

[Christy Lee]

It. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Did your nieces laugh?

[Christy Lee]

Not as hard as they should have for the commitment to the bit.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a. There was a time, I guess maybe some of the comedy clubs still have this, but they would have the so called comedy condo.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedians would come in for a week at a time and they would stay. They'd all stay in that same condo.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they still have it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they Do?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sean Mory used to take the artwork down and very carefully put his name on it as if he'd painted it and then put it back up.

[Chick McGee]

Egomaniac or humorous?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get back to the sports desk, shall we?

[Chick McGee]

World cup hosted by U.S. canada and Mexico. 48 teams, 104 games, Fox and Telemundo, which means television report strong viewership. Spain, Argentina. Final was 38.937 million viewers. That's your average, including a peak of 51.685, easily setting a new record as the most. Now listen to what the qualifiers here, Tom. Most watched English language soccer telecast in US History. There you go. Okay, until. Until I would guess the Women's World cup coming up. They probably set a new record, don't you think?

[Pat Godwin]

Think.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, because we, we win that one almost all the time. NFL training camp is here. Carolina Panthers report. And Arizona Cardinals reporting as well today that those teams will meet in the hall of fame game August 6th in Canton, Ohio. The Athletics. I think we have the video on this. The Oakland Athletics, wherever they're playing. Yeah. Have placed infielder Joshua Kuroda Grauer on the 10 day disabled list after he suffered a ruptured testicle.

[Jessica Hooker]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

A foul ball. It happened so fast. It will slow it down here for you.

[Tom Griswold]

The pitch comes in and the foul tipped it and it never even hits the ground until it hits his mouth right into his balls and then he goes down.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

He underwent emergency surgery to repair the ruptured testicles at St. Joseph Hospital in Phoenix. Manager Mark Katse said the 23 year

[Christy Lee]

old in great spirits no matter what the count was. I hope the umpire yelled ball one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I did hear as a courtesy every other major league team for the rest of the season, this guy gets a walk if he only gets three balls.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I think, I think that they're, they're

[Tom Griswold]

granting him a free.

[Chick McGee]

I think that should. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If taken seriously.

[Tom Griswold]

The audio on this, which we don't have, is so funny because the announcers don't know what's happened at first.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're being a baseball nuts. You've really got to be great at stalling.

[Chick McGee]

And it really happened quickly, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man, it is brutal.

[Chick McGee]

Despite having suffered that ruptured testicle, the infielder, he stayed in the game, even finished the at bat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, he's.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a.

[Tom Griswold]

They should give him the golden cup.

[Chick McGee]

He aligned a single to center field.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He then went back out in the bottom of the field, fifth to play third base before being replaced by defensive. Defensively, Donovan Walt in the bottom of the sixth. But he got over the bench. He told his manager, Mark Kotze. I really think I should go to the doctor right now. Something's going on here. I don't feel so good.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, if you thought football only had sex. This poor guy. I did a little homework here. This guy should be okay. But even if. Even if they had to remove the testicle, he would still be able to father a child.

[Jessica Hooker]

Of course, he's still got another one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

One healthy testicle is enough to make enough sperm to get a female partner pregnant. It says right here.

[Chick McGee]

Sure is.

[Tom Griswold]

The testicle often cannot be saved.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't want to rupture in that area.

[Tom Griswold]

It says it takes a force of at least 50 pounds or more to rupture a testicle.

[Christy Lee]

I'd say it had that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Right off the bat like that.

[Chick McGee]

Forced to spare.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Still played well. He probably wasn't diagnosed until he just knew he would. Yeah. It hurts. I got hit in the nuts. Then he found out how bad it was after he left the game.

[Tom Griswold]

Buy me some new nuts. And crack.

[Chick McGee]

The feeling of getting hit in the balls doesn't last. It's intense, but it doesn't last that long. And it kind of ebbs and then.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's a little better. I'll bet in this case, as Josh suggested, it probably kept hurting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Hey, this doesn't get any better.

[Jessica Hooker]

Does it bleed? If it ruptures, I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, it says here when a testicle ruptures, the tunica. Oh, boy. Albaginea.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Breaks.

[Tom Griswold]

And the semi. Oh, I can't read any of this. Oh, yeah, the semi. Nefarious tubules.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a nefarious testicle. He's being held for question.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Who knows?

[Christy Lee]

Criminal mischief.

[Tom Griswold]

Poor guy. And 10 days isn't enough?

[Christy Lee]

You know, my testicle should be held under criminal mischief. I mean, I guess technically they haven't committed a crime, but they want to every now.

[Chick McGee]

The dirtier the better.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And speaking of getting hit in the stupid world record, a small town of Minnesota, now home to the world's tallest nutcracker.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the odds that this story would come out to me?

[Chick McGee]

What are the odds standing nearly 66ft tall?

[Christy Lee]

That's huge.

[Chick McGee]

That's a six story building. Am I right?

[Christy Lee]

Now it better be functioning.

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The Uncle Sam themed nutcracker.

[Christy Lee]

Funny.

[Chick McGee]

Has a working jaw.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The giant Figure named Vern the Patriot.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is Uncle Sam copywritten?

[Chick McGee]

Uncle Sam themed? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, yeah, this is confusing.

[Christy Lee]

Vern the Patriot.

[Chick McGee]

It cost about $600,000 to build this thing. Funded through donations and grants, the project celebrates an unusual year round love of nutcrackers in the small town of Laverne, Minnesota.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there's your Vern.

[Jessica Hooker]

What size nut do they use?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, wait till you see this.

[Christy Lee]

The planners.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, there's a picture of the thing.

[Jessica Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Mr. Peanut's been murdered, hasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

So it looks like a giant Uncle Sam.

[Christy Lee]

We've all seen those. Regular size.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not too bad.

[Christy Lee]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it. It is functional. It does have a hinge, although it. Since it's vertical, it'd be pretty hard to get a nut up there.

[Chick McGee]

But how many times?

[Tom Griswold]

I did a little homework here.

[Chick McGee]

Again, that's a lot of homework.

[Tom Griswold]

The largest nut in the world.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is called the Coco de mer, which can weigh up to £60.

[Chick McGee]

It has a horse face, and we

[Tom Griswold]

have a photograph of one. It is referred to as a butt nut. B U T T. Oh, yes.

[Jessica Hooker]

It looks like a butt.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks just like a large human ass.

[Christy Lee]

It's so humpable.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it is exactly like a butt.

[Christy Lee]

Top of the thighs.

[Chick McGee]

I see that. And my mouth starts to water.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think it has a vertical cleft? Is that the term I'm looking for?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it looks just like it

[Christy Lee]

even has thigh gap.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it looks like a sweet black ass.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Christy Lee]

They could call it the. The. The menage nut or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, they could.

[Pat Godwin]

The Lopez.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it not black?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it is, seriously.

[Christy Lee]

But I mean, it does.

[Chick McGee]

What is that name of that movie? Sweet. Sweet Badass or sw. Sweet Badass is Badass Song.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good. Those are. That's a good. And the movie about the making of his.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right, right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That guy was terrific.

[Chick McGee]

Mario Van Peebles, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Melvin. Melvin.

[Christy Lee]

Melvin did the original. Yeah. Those are cool guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that. No, am I wrong? It looks exactly like a butt.

[Jessica Hooker]

It does.

[Caller or Guest]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And wonder what it tastes like.

[Chick McGee]

How many times have I said that I wonder what that sweet ass tastes like?

[Tom Griswold]

Like and does. Am I correct in saying Coco Demir? That's C O C O new word. D E M E. The new word Mer the mare is C, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's C. It's what?

[Tom Griswold]

M A M E R. Oh, Mer.

[Christy Lee]

It might be. It might mean C. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that mean chocolate of the sea?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, maybe. No, it's chicken at the sea. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Cocoa.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That's chicken?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Does it have milk?

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I have a. Speaking of chicken, you never have milk and chicken to get up.

[Christy Lee]

My dad had milk with every dinner. It always kind of grossed me out.

[Chick McGee]

He did white milk. Like full on 100 milk.

[Christy Lee]

There's a big glass as an adult.

[Pat Godwin]

Yuck.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, man. I would watch him take a huge bite of spaghetti and then wash it down with a big sip of milk. Maybe it was an army thing. I don't know how.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe he missed milk being in Nam. I swear I'm gonna have milk for the rest of my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, writes Mark. A place in Kennett, Missouri. Do you know where that is?

[Christy Lee]

No, I'll look it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Kennett, Missouri has a slogan for their fried chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Says, oh, boy, the rooster.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. I'm sorry. It says, only the rooster gets a better piece. Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In line with the chicken vagina joke.

[Christy Lee]

You don't often get those.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I hope they don't want to

[Tom Griswold]

pull off in front of I'm in trouble for sweet black ass.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, that is more problematic.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They better not pull up in front of a state house with that kind of slogan or they're going to be asked to leave.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Mark in Rector, Arkansas.

[Jessica Hooker]

Nearly killed her.

[Tom Griswold]

Rector. Nearly killed her.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that is. That's. That's the boot hill of Missouri.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, you mean Kenneth.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Gorgeous.

[Tom Griswold]

Because we had the story frequency. If you. If you're a radio station. If you are a radio station in. In Kennett, Missouri, you have to have a promo that goes. The frequency is very good, Pat. A little bit of Dan Rather referential comedy, I can say. This is the only place you'll hear any of that today unless they play that song. What's the frequency, Kenneth?

[Jessica Hooker]

By REM.

[Tom Griswold]

Very obscure, by the way. Send us your letters. And once again, if you go to bob and tom.com, now we have just a place you can click to get right to us. And while you're at bob and tom.com, check out all the cool stuff we got going. And our social media has a bunch of interesting stuff. We do have the. The video of the guy getting hit by the. By the bison. He was interviewed yesterday. We got an update on Carl. He's okay. The guy that got flipped.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, Three times. It was tossed by a bison at Yellowstone National Park. Spoke about his harrowing experience.

[Christy Lee]

Who got the exclusive, Carl?

[Jessica Hooker]

Who got the exclusive?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

This is an Associated.

[Christy Lee]

I've been kind of wondering who was gonna interview him first.

[Jessica Hooker]

Carl McDaniel suffered multiple bone fractures in the July 10th attack, but lived to tell the tale. The 65 year old spoke from his bed at the Bozeman Medical center saying, quote, bison move faster than you could ever imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that becomes clear when you see the video.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah. He said the hardest part wasn't the creature's horns. He said I didn't get bruises from him launching me in the air. It was the landing that became the problem.

[Christy Lee]

I would think so.

[Listener or Guest]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Gravity is a cruel mistress. Yeah. He has a. He looked. He could be like the bass player in ZZ Top.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got a pretty serious beard going white.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I understand this is going to be on the next season of Yellowstone.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're gonna feature this. There are a lot of memes. They're all pretty funny.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if is his grandson okay. That had to have been traumatic to watch your grandpa get launched like that, let alone be chased by a bison at first.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I just saw the new meme this morning where the. The grandpa grabs a hold of the bison and. And throws him. Oh, yeah. Gives it right back to him and it looks real af.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I saw. And the one I saw said if Chuck Norris.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Had been the. Okay, well, you've seen the one of the fake Buffalo Bills helmet.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy being thrown into the air. That's. That's pretty funny. But the guy's okay.

[Jessica Hooker]

He's gonna be all right. He's got some bones, but femur. That's a tough one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

Breaking your femur.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Once again, hitting the ground. The worst part.

[Christy Lee]

And the night terrors. But that goes without saying.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, what's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee news.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah. We have a new news from the etiquette world. Did you say you're traveling?

[Chick McGee]

Is there a monkey story coming up?

[Jessica Hooker]

There's a monkey story coming up.

[Chick McGee]

That's because that explains why I have this monkey around. Too busy singing down, down, down, down, down.

[Jessica Hooker]

And we also have concert news with Morgan Wallen in the news again, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, yeah. One of my favorite shows I've seen.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

20 cigarettes and I lit me one.

[Christy Lee]

Sometime I'll have to introduce you to country music.

[Tom Griswold]

You can. It's 20 cigarettes and I know me one.

[Pat Godwin]

I lit me one.

[Tom Griswold]

Great, great song.

[Chick McGee]

No explaining.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's brilliant.

[Jessica Hooker]

Now we'll have those stories and more coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Say you like it.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Brilliant. We have a plane that didn't exactly land where it was supposed to. Got a couple new words for you. A story that I know Josh will love involving tarantulas.

[Christy Lee]

Tarantula.

[Chick McGee]

Tarantula.

[Tom Griswold]

Now do those. Are those the ones that have the stinger on the back?

[Christy Lee]

No. They have little webbing things that come out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's a scorpion is what you think.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

But the tarantulas bite, right?

[J]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They have fangs, but they're. They're barely venomous. They're not gonna kill you.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Barely. Venom. What does that mean?

[Christy Lee]

It might. You might get irritated. Yeah, I mean, it'll irritate you mentally.

[Jessica Hooker]

People have tarantulas as pets. Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

You might get dizzy.

[Pat Godwin]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

It's not like being bit by a rat.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you'll be. You will not be surprised, by the way, in my opinion, as to who had the giant sets of tarantulas when we returned to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Got a comment? To share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show

[Christy Lee]

Clock.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jessica Hooker]

Ready to go, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, indeed. I'm Chick. And hello. Tom all of a sudden. Just busy as a beaver not being on the air.

[Tom Griswold]

I am very, very busy sizing my straw.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you are sizing.

[Jessica Hooker]

You have to cut them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're a little too long.

[Chick McGee]

You. You have to have your jeans altered, and you have to have your straws altered.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, I can't help but appreciate the man likes what he likes.

[Chick McGee]

He knows what he loves it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See, look at that. Now, that straw bends right there.

[Christy Lee]

That's almost. That's a picture perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at this iced tea.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't this gorgeous?

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

A good ice ratio.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, perfect. And I. I judge restaurants on their iced tea.

[Chick McGee]

Sweet, sweet brown tea.

[Christy Lee]

You know who has really good iced tea? And I feel like they're underrated or

[Chick McGee]

maybe win me over.

[Christy Lee]

McDonald's really has a really good brew.

[Chick McGee]

Iced tea.

[Jessica Hooker]

Little strong. I sometimes have to go half.

[Chick McGee]

Half.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can see why you would want. Maybe want to cut it like. But I like it strong.

[Jessica Hooker]

Do you like it strong like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they do on road trip chips.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the go to.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jessica Hooker]

So does Chick Fil A. They have good. They do, yes.

[Chick McGee]

You know what else Chick Fil A has? And really good chicken breast sandwiches.

[Pat Godwin]

Mac and cheese chicken is phenomenal.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace is asking a fair question. Where is my orange slice?

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, that is a fair.

[Tom Griswold]

Get Ms. Hooker on that, please. Oh, I. I do recommend. I'd like to change your life. Iced tea lovers instead of lemon, which to me ruins iced tea. A nice orange slice. Not sure why. It's one of the nuanced things that makes life better.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that you were a lemon ruins iced tear.

[Tom Griswold]

I throw it away.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Jessica Hooker]

Awesome chick changed my life in vodka sodas with an orange slice rather than a lemon years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. And for those chicks changed many lives by saying at least two shots.

[Chick McGee]

And I also changed many vodka bottlers lives by keeping them afloat for.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Right up into. Including last night. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

People don't give you enough credit for helping these economy.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's refreshing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday, big story yesterday. Coffee drinkers.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah. You can have up to five cups a day. As long as it's just black coffee.

[Christy Lee]

Which is interesting because we've always joked that any coffee story is three cups. They always say three cups. They went, no, you know what?

[Pat Godwin]

Five is.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, let's say that way if you

[Tom Griswold]

have five cups of coffee, that way you're gonna be awake on the toilet all day. That's the beauty of that.

[Christy Lee]

I'm so glad I don't have that. That gastro.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the coffee.

[Jessica Hooker]

Coffee thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. And many people have a system.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Coffee at 7:30, sit down at 9:15.

[Chick McGee]

Every now and then, the caffeine will. The coffee will. I call it the colon ringer every now and then, but it doesn't happen every time.

[Christy Lee]

Are you a coffee on the weekends guy?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Every now and then. You are? Absolutely.

[Jessica Hooker]

Do you make it at home or go out?

[Chick McGee]

No, coffee's out there. I'm trying to learn from Tom.

[Jessica Hooker]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You'll get in your car and go get a coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. I'll get a. I'll.

[Tom Griswold]

Every day.

[Chick McGee]

Every now and then I'll get a cake pop.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's one.

[Chick McGee]

Or if it's a special occasion, those lemon cake slices they have at Starbucks.

[Christy Lee]

You're exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, are you like me?

[Chick McGee]

You'll. I'm like you in Every way.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they go to places that give you the little doggy cup?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I love that.

[Christy Lee]

I get it. And I don't even. I gotta call once.

[Chick McGee]

It was really embarrassing.

[Pat Godwin]

He gets a cat puff.

[J]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I don't know how they know, but they know it's Saturday. They know it's Sunday. They know when I'm going to Starbucks. They are sitting at the door. Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go. Oh, get the pup cup.

[Christy Lee]

And it always gets on their nose and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's adorable. Just adorable.

[Tom Griswold]

What a great idea.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I certainly appreciate that. Thank you for those.

[Christy Lee]

If I owned a fast food franchise, I would have pup fries where you. It's just like three and a little paper sleeve.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And I need some pop fries, too.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

What was your.

[Chick McGee]

Your.

[Tom Griswold]

What was your Great dog pizza place?

[Christy Lee]

You know, I don't. We never said it on the air because I still am trying to figure out how to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, never mind.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, it's okay. I still think it's viable.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Do you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I just don't want to say.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no, you're okay.

[Chick McGee]

You're living in a fool's paradise.

[Christy Lee]

I just don't know how to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Explain how it would work.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, he doesn't want to because it's a great idea.

[Jessica Hooker]

Still his idea.

[Christy Lee]

Am I being silly? Should we just talk about it?

[Chick McGee]

It may or may not be especially attractive. Attractive to dog owners.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yeah. Ah, you know what? I'm not ready to talk about.

[Jessica Hooker]

Don't. Don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Did we find. Did you find the other video of this. Of the nut thing?

[Chick McGee]

What other? Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll dig it up for you. We had the story about the giant nutcracker. Nutcracker. And what was it like? Revere, Minnesota.

[Jessica Hooker]

Minnesota.

[Christy Lee]

You just got some, I think, from the. I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This is it.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have the guy? Okay, explain what I'm talking about, Chris. Okay, this guy's opening up a box, right, with the. With the world's largest nut in it.

[Jessica Hooker]

Coco de mer is that.

[Tom Griswold]

And it looks like. It's called a butt nut. It looks just like a giant black ass.

[Christy Lee]

And. And I mean, complete with, like. It's almost pornographic.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got the gluteal cleft, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

And then even, like, it's sort of labial. Un. Like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And hemorrhoids or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Caller or Guest]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

Now that you say that, Josh, that's exactly What? That reminds me.

[Jessica Hooker]

Or it could look like a giant front portion of a lady.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's like a fupa, you know,

[Tom Griswold]

but it's called a butt nut, not a vag nut.

[Christy Lee]

The vag nuts are always sold out.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't get them.

[Jessica Hooker]

No, they'd sell more.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe I find the. I find the foo picture. Objection.

[Christy Lee]

I don't mind a. Well, yeah, I. To each their own.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm lost that I'm here. Okay, let's move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not saying. I'm saying. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back.

[Chick McGee]

I find it objectionable.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom program. Happy to be here. And once again at the Bob and Tom website, we have lots of interesting things, of course, and a new little. What do you call it? A box you can click on. Okay, don't get these technical terms.

[Chick McGee]

When these contests come up and things, can you. Can you at least try to hide your disdain for the entire process?

[Josh Arnold]

Please?

[Tom Griswold]

This isn't disdain. I. I asked for this. I asked for this.

[Chick McGee]

I said, what is this, a little bot thing?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, a box. You can just go to our website and click. And then you can, you'll be.

[Christy Lee]

Click here. We'll just call it a click here.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can, you can send us an email.

[Jessica Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I found something cool, by the way, the other day.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Jessica Hooker]

The Internet.

[Tom Griswold]

I was talking to one of my. It's very funny.

[Chick McGee]

Something like a roller. People have their luggage with rollers on them.

[Tom Griswold]

I was Talking to my 13 year old daughter on the phone and it was on the thing where you can see her FaceTime. Yes, thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

And I'd also like to think that you were in the kitchen and she were in the living room.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's. No, that's what the walkie talkies.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, whatever. You got every kid, as soon as you get a kid a walkie talkie, the next thing you know, they're 10ft away from you going, Roger that. 10.

[Jessica Hooker]

4.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the walkie talkies on the FaceTime thing, you can press a button.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

And it transcribes it and you can read what they're saying.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no kidding. I honestly didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, I mean, like, right, Literally. I mean, it's. All of a sudden it's closed caption.

[Christy Lee]

That's great for like grandparents.

[Tom Griswold]

And I almost took my eyes off the road. Do you know I wasn't driving. It's a joke.

[Chick McGee]

If you're somewhere where someone's speaking a foreign language and they're talking to. You can hold your phone up to them and it instantly translates. It translates it for you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing. Yeah, but it'll be. But this was just an English. Just closed caption conversation.

[Christy Lee]

That's helpful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was great.

[Jessica Hooker]

Do you watch all your TV shows with closed captioning?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

You do?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Jessica Hooker]

Kids do.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of them.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I can't stand it.

[Pat Godwin]

No way.

[Jessica Hooker]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

It depends.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not the art.

[Tom Griswold]

It depends because especially comedy doesn't work because they. The time.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jessica Hooker]

The timing is off. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's also a lot of homonyms. They get wrong a lot of

[J]

the.

[Tom Griswold]

Homosexual.

[Chick McGee]

Homosexual.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that? That was a preacher.

[Chick McGee]

Let's not let that fly by on the Sunday show.

[Tom Griswold]

Talking about the evils, the harmony of Muhammad.

[Christy Lee]

Homosexual cabal.

[Tom Griswold]

I love those guys.

[Chick McGee]

You know what it is? Homosexual.

[Christy Lee]

Some of those guys. Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And usually they're gay. But behind the scenes, you know,

[Christy Lee]

some

[Tom Griswold]

of those guys protest us too much.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, you owe it to yourself to look up the. The butt nut.

[Jessica Hooker]

What does the taste like, I wonder? Do people eat it?

[Tom Griswold]

Probably, I'm guessing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The young kids are really into eat.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing.

[Chick McGee]

Here's a funny bit.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing it doesn't. Typically gigantic fruits don't. I mean vegetables.

[Christy Lee]

Like Bruce fl.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, I can't win.

[Chick McGee]

I like him with his beard. He can't win without his beard.

[Tom Griswold]

Typically.

[Chick McGee]

I say, josh, you and I, we go to Bush Stadium, St. Louis, Missouri, and get like 10 or 12 of these giant butt nuts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And get your peanuts here and just walk through the crowd, see if we can.

[Christy Lee]

Nuts. Yeah, hot nuts.

[Pat Godwin]

Then throw a butt nut.

[Chick McGee]

Hot black nuts right here.

[Pat Godwin]

Sweet black nuts.

[Chick McGee]

Sweet, sweet black nuts.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. I wonder if they are edible or tasty at all.

[Pat Godwin]

I would say no.

[Tom Griswold]

They're usually the giant anything.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Awful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Except that giant, big

[Pat Godwin]

black.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I saw a. Yeah, I guess we all saw that. We got the vanity plate, the guy. Yeah. I don't even want to say it on the radio.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember it.

[Jessica Hooker]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Is it like a butt fan?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he eats.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Remember?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It was an accident, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

That was the other one that had acid.

[Tom Griswold]

There was.

[Jessica Hooker]

There was a lady in Florida that got a plate or somewhere that. Yeah, they just gave it to her. She didn't ask.

[Christy Lee]

It looked like it was ass Lover.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The last part of it was a 55.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Squeeze ass. Squeeze my ass.

[Listener or Guest]

Yeah, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was. Squeeze ass.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think she should have sold it.

[Jessica Hooker]

Well, I don't think it was a

[Christy Lee]

state where you couldn't. Some states you can.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah. Delaware. I think you can, but I don't think all states allow that.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't Delaware the one where people pay tens of thousands of dollars to get a cool vanity?

[Chick McGee]

I was below number. I was behind a car from Delaware the other, like, in traffic a couple days ago, and it was like the license plate was 4, 1, 9, 6 or something, and that's all it had on the plate. It was wild.

[Caller or Guest]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to have a plate that, you know, makes you stand out.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, I kind of thought about that when I was driving.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Especially for the cops behind you.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I saw one. I was going to talk about it on the air, then I did a little homework and found out that in lieu of a lawsuit, I thought I would have a nice, pleasant afternoon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. Even though it was a matter of public record. Okay, let's push. Oh, wait a minute, Christy. What's coming up, put it that way.

[Jessica Hooker]

Coming up, we have Morgan Wallen in the news. We have tarantulas. We have monkey abandoned on a bus in London. And if you're a Cheez it lover, we have a new flavor of Cheez it coming. I'm intrigued.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is kind of interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's got to be cheese, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, somehow it sounds awful.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you agree?

[Jessica Hooker]

Don't listen to him. It sounds like it would be pretty good, actually.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I have tasted the button.

[Christy Lee]

I really.

[Tom Griswold]

It was awful. Tasted like ass.

[Chick McGee]

You know what they say. Okay, once you go. Once you go. But nut you never go.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, the butt nut is actually called the. It's the real name of. It is the Coco Demir.

[Jessica Hooker]

So it sounds like chocolate of this. Of the sea.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes no sense. But it is, in fact, called by everybody a butt nut. B U T T. They're found on

[Christy Lee]

islands and they're often floating in the water.

[Pat Godwin]

That's exactly right, I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that one. Oh, that's.

[J]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it makes a lot of sense.

[Tom Griswold]

I would promote it. I would promote these as a. As a food. But that would be a butt plug. See, I'd be plugging it on the air chick. You see.

[Chick McGee]

Is there any way you would ever. Would you ever even consider using a butt plug. Yes or no?

[Tom Griswold]

How do you know I don't have one in right now?

[Chick McGee]

I, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that would be. You're absolutely right.

[Jessica Hooker]

We would.

[Chick McGee]

Now let me tell you something.

[Tom Griswold]

What day of the week is it if you do have it's mohow.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have to for the rest, for the rest of our time together. You don't, you don't have to get me anything for Christmas if you really haven't wanted right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. We're gonna come right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio videos. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jessica Hooker]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. I'm stun. I'm kind of stumped by this email.

[Chick McGee]

You're stunned and stumped.

[Tom Griswold]

Stumped. You guys rock. What's with you all saying it's weird to drink milk with dinner? Doesn't everyone do that? Signed Luke.

[Christy Lee]

I knew a lot of people that did it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

We were forced to as kids.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't had a glass of milk with any sort of meal and I can't remember how.

[Jessica Hooker]

Never did.

[Christy Lee]

Right. And it wasn't kind of, it wasn't necessarily. Well, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Your dad did it all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And I always, there were some things where I was just like, I don't think milk is the right beverage for

[Tom Griswold]

as a kid I did exactly.

[Christy Lee]

We all.

[Tom Griswold]

But I was the king of chocolate milk.

[Jessica Hooker]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Nestle's Quick.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yep. I always had chocolate milk.

[Chick McGee]

See, I have have a big problem and I'm glad you're mentioned.

[Tom Griswold]

With Nestle's Quick.

[Chick McGee]

No, with Hershey's chocolate syrup. I can't get it to mix in

[Christy Lee]

my milk and I'm the exact opposite.

[Chick McGee]

Give me quick all day long.

[Christy Lee]

I, I much prefer the Hershey's.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I can't do it.

[Jessica Hooker]

Do you remember pdq?

[Pat Godwin]

Did you?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, they had that for a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Crystals, right?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah. They look like freeze dried coffee.

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There was some cool stuff that you thought was really cool that was really awful. Like those straws that were flavored.

[Jessica Hooker]

I don't remember those. I remember space sticks.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember Those were straws that would.

[Chick McGee]

Food sticks?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The straws that would turn your milk into something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I don't think they make those anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Space food sticks were what the astronauts ate.

[Jessica Hooker]

That's right. Chick and I grew up on those.

[Christy Lee]

Were they like jerky?

[Jessica Hooker]

No, it's hard to.

[Chick McGee]

Chocolate, vanilla and strawberry.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they were tubes of sugar. Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we've learned about the world's largest nutcracker. And the world's largest nut.

[Jessica Hooker]

Speaking of food, Cheez it and Coors Light have teamed up for a new snack. They're introducing beer cheese flavored crackers.

[Christy Lee]

I like beer cheese.

[Jessica Hooker]

Who doesn't? Especially on a pretzel, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you don't care for it?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Can't stand.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Then you probably won't like this.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jessica Hooker]

This isn't for you. Then you can listen to something else.

[Tom Griswold]

And I saw this and I brought it to the table to present it for you.

[Pat Godwin]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

Think this might be good.

[Jessica Hooker]

The companies call it the ultimate pub inspired pairing.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, am I correct in saying Coors Light is that the famed Silver Bullet?

[Jessica Hooker]

It is. It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Ergo, don't give these to any of your vampire friends.

[Christy Lee]

A werewolf.

[Tom Griswold]

Werewolf friends.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so sorry.

[Jessica Hooker]

Cracker. Or combine the flavor of Coors Light with savory beer cheese taste and toasted spices. Spices.

[Tom Griswold]

So not. You got. You got a Cheez it that tastes like beer.

[Jessica Hooker]

Well, it's beer cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Beer cheese.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You don't get much beer in beer

[Jessica Hooker]

cheese baked with 100% real cheese. Priced at $4.99. The Cheez it Coors Light beer cheese crackers will be available nationwide for a limited time just in August.

[Tom Griswold]

And it will kill a werewolf?

[Christy Lee]

Potentially, yeah. Anything with Coors will.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. Hold me here. So the vampire, what is it? No mirrors.

[Pat Godwin]

Garlic.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a silver dagger?

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes silver a steak. Yeah. In the heart. But most of the times it's a wooden stake. Actually.

[Chick McGee]

Silver bullet.

[Christy Lee]

But it depends on the movie and the book and the different lore for different.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you and the vampire can't come in the lore.

[Tom Griswold]

Very interesting and very literary of you. I want the reality, though.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. What's the real wooden steak?

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Garlic. Hit and miss. Your veteran vampires will. They can grow an immunity to it.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

But the vampires hard and fast rule cannot come into your house unless they're invited.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. That's for every vampire.

[Chick McGee]

And you have to invite them.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Won't come in.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what about an everything bagel?

[Christy Lee]

And everything bagel they will again. Some are totally fine with.

[Chick McGee]

Some are. They won't seek out and everything bagel.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

But if that's all you have, they will have a bite.

[Tom Griswold]

And I am opposed to the arrangement. Everything bagel.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding.

[Jessica Hooker]

What's wrong with an everything?

[Chick McGee]

It's the best thing.

[Tom Griswold]

And now you can buy everything bagels in a shaker thing.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that is as popular as.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Jessica Hooker]

You can buy everything bagel. You can buy everything bagel seasoning on sourdough bread. You get it on a lot of stuff.

[Christy Lee]

No. People just put it on their eggs sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Avocado toast is. It's big with everything. Bagel seasoning is big.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I've just discovered avocado toast two weeks ago.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you just discovered the avocado toast. You have.

[Tom Griswold]

Has.

[Christy Lee]

It has the all. Everything.

[Jessica Hooker]

I bet it does too.

[Chick McGee]

I envy you because, in fact, we're getting.

[Christy Lee]

It's verified that it does.

[Chick McGee]

Each day is a brand new beginning for you.

[Tom Griswold]

It isn't it. So now Kelly says I'm like an alien.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I never. I'd never had a bit about it.

[Christy Lee]

So.

[Pat Godwin]

So no.

[Tom Griswold]

So I was. We had just had a very frustrating day, stuck at an airport, and we were having a pleasant breakfast. I've noticed. And I actually looked at the menu, which I typically don't do.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I noticed that it was avocado toast, which I would have been ignoring all my life, but it said poached eggs. I love poached eggs. So I'll try this. It was great. I've since found out that my favorite restaurant has had avocado toast ever since I've been going there.

[Caller or Guest]

Sure.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes, it has.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Christy Lee]

So now that you know that the avocado toast that is your favorite. Indeed has. It's just been verified by our restaurateur.

[Tom Griswold]

Restaurateur? No.

[Chick McGee]

In.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. Restaurant tour is somebody who enjoys restaurants. A restaurateur, somebody who has a restaurant.

[Pat Godwin]

He's correct.

[Tom Griswold]

He's wrong. A restaurant tour is someone who's illiterate.

[Caller or Guest]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

It contains everything. Bagel seasoning. Are you okay?

[Tom Griswold]

No. I typically have a bagel with my coffee friends every Saturday morning. And I went in this week and all they had was everything. Bagel. Jay goes. I passed.

[Pat Godwin]

That's fine. Wait a minute. You're coffee.

[Jessica Hooker]

But are you gonna still have friends? Hold on, hold on.

[Pat Godwin]

Your coffee friends. I don't get a call?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you have to be invited. I.

[Christy Lee]

Wait. Are you two honestly upset that you're not getting called on Sunday mornings.

[Jessica Hooker]

Saturday.

[Christy Lee]

Saturday mornings. To go.

[Jessica Hooker]

Saturday morning.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'm a little nerved by the coffee friends.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know how delicate this man?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm so sensitive.

[Tom Griswold]

You can join me this week. 7:30, Dirty.

[Chick McGee]

He Really? I'm up at 4.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, I'll get dressed.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you drive right now?

[Pat Godwin]

I'll drive if. I'll drive.

[Jessica Hooker]

You drove here?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'll drive you.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I have to drive now because someone won't pick me up anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we're off topic. The everything bagel, it's too.

[Chick McGee]

You're on the wrong side of this one, Pat.

[Jessica Hooker]

With your avocado toast.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it's been proven. By what?

[Tom Griswold]

One person who makes it that way?

[Jessica Hooker]

No, the way she eats at the same restaurant. She's had it there.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[J]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't write it there. It's not written that way on the menu.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, look. We have a new entry in the Bob and Tom Stables. Time now for the alien who just discovered things here on Earth.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever go to Dairy Queen and you get a vanilla cone and then they dip it in chocolate and the chocolate hardens. Oh, those are great.

[Chick McGee]

This has been the alien who just

[Jessica Hooker]

discovered things that I think has been around since Dairy Queen opened their door.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are so much better than the so called twist.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

I, I.

[Jessica Hooker]

The twist has its place.

[Chick McGee]

Half vanilla, half chocolate.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, because you can't access just the one, you see.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, you can.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you were one of those kids who have had their food. Couldn't touch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I just. The twist is not. No, there's nothing there.

[Pat Godwin]

It's just.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just a melange.

[Jessica Hooker]

No, it's chocolate and vanilla.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

I like the combo too, Chris.

[J]

Yes,

[Tom Griswold]

dipped in chocolate. You've got that the mouth feel.

[Chick McGee]

Would you like me to blow your mind?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, go.

[Chick McGee]

You can get a twist and dunk it in chocolate.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so. No, I like the. I like.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I like the vanilla.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Vanilla. And the chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

Chocolate or you much like my neighborhood? Oh, how about a chocolate cone dipped in chocolate? You can get that.

[Tom Griswold]

You could. I don't think I would like that though.

[Chick McGee]

That's too much chocolate. Yeah, I, I would imagine waiting.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it has to be a certain ratio. Yeah, the flavor diversity. Flavor ratio. We'll call it what you want. No, it's my understanding that we are someday soon going to be able to try something from the state fair that is a. The equivalent of the chocolate Dip cone. But it's a vanilla cone dipped in butter. In butter?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I am so excited about it.

[Jessica Hooker]

Wouldn't that be like a butterscotch thing?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what more intro. I, I, I want to know how they do it. Of course I want to know what it tastes like, but I want to know how they're doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. I'm serious.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen the video of it. They just dunk it in the.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard that a chemist at Purdue University, however, spent the last decade researching and when he finished coming up with a formula that makes rice that feeds the world, he came up with the butter dipped cone chicken.

[Jessica Hooker]

I've all always butterscotch. Butterscotch train. We've always liked that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

It's got to taste similar. It's got to.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we're going to find out. I'm very excited.

[Jessica Hooker]

All right, then. You'll be on our.

[Tom Griswold]

I love, I love ice cream and I love butter.

[Jessica Hooker]

Do you like butterscotch ice cream on Sundays?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I did the most overrated thing in ice cream? The banana split.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, we've talked about that.

[Tom Griswold]

And the pineapple.

[Pat Godwin]

Take that of.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, take. The whole thing stinks.

[Chick McGee]

It's awful.

[Christy Lee]

They are never as good as you want it to be.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember as a kid finally getting one thinking this is. It looked great. And the cherries are awful. Those maraschino cherries.

[Christy Lee]

Who those taste like it's a bad symphony. It doesn't. Doesn't all come together.

[Chick McGee]

Well, someone thought it did, right? And perpetuated that. I've heard those cherries stay in your stomach for, for 10 years.

[Christy Lee]

That is true.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I thought.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

Now if you want to treat 12

[Christy Lee]

if you're a virgin. Isn't that weird?

[Chick McGee]

That's weird.

[Jessica Hooker]

Peanut buster parfait is the way to go.

[Pat Godwin]

That is good.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever had that at Dairy Queen?

[Christy Lee]

No, I've never gotten one. Oh my God. I know, I know. I would be a fan.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it again?

[Jessica Hooker]

Spanish peanuts and vanilla. Vanilla ice cream and chocolate.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're actual, actual peanut peanuts.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm out.

[Pat Godwin]

No, but it's Spanish peanuts.

[Christy Lee]

It's with the also get them shell.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you like peanuts?

[Christy Lee]

The unshelled peanut butter buffets are real

[Pat Godwin]

pain in the ass.

[Tom Griswold]

And those are the grass fed unchilled peanuts. They only sell them at Whole Foods.

[Jessica Hooker]

You don't like peanuts?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You don't like peanuts?

[Tom Griswold]

Not particularly.

[Christy Lee]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not even a cash peanut Peanut butter?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Peanuts?

[Christy Lee]

No, thanks. Part of me thinks you're just being argumentative.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody loves peanuts.

[Jessica Hooker]

You go to the ballpark, you don't

[Chick McGee]

get peanuts, peanut butter and not peanuts.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe the peanut butter is more of an elevated, sophisticated.

[Jessica Hooker]

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[J]

Details.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Coming up, a little bit of sexy time with Ali Breen from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news desk, Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hell. Hello. There's Jess Hooker. Hello, There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick and. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Been doing some research?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a little homework.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about this Cheez Its thing or Cheez it. There's a bag of these things over here. I'm not a fan.

[Ally Breen]

We know.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you like Cheez its?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like snacks.

[Jessica Hooker]

Have you even tried it?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like snack.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't yesterday Snack food day or national snack food?

[J]

Saltines. Do you like a crunchy snack?

[Tom Griswold]

A saltine. I'll crush them on top of soup. Maybe. But I prefer standard oyster crackers.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, of course you do.

[Chick McGee]

I see you eating everything that a New Yorker eats like a hard roll.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a fan.

[Chick McGee]

You know, something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

As I said, I but I do, I have a bagel pretty much every Saturday morning and I like the, the sesame seed bagel. And I, but I don't My. My girls always get these. The, the.

[Listener or Guest]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The everything bagel, which is. I know, it's too. Too oniony.

[Chick McGee]

I got a guy, I found a

[J]

picture of the avocado toast that he eats at my restaurant every Sunday and it is covered in everything bagel.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think they make their own.

[J]

I. I agree. I don't. I don't think he's wrong.

[Caller or Guest]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure it's. It's grass fed and.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh my God, I'm sure it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll ask Jonathan, see what he says.

[Chick McGee]

Right out of the jar.

[Tom Griswold]

So what it was, what I was wondering was this, this curs. Coors. Excuse me? Coors light combo with. Everyone's doing these combo things. Marrying things that shouldn't be married together.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is a. I acknowledge that. That is very clever.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's Coors light and that is the silver bullet. But once again, that is how you kill a werewolf.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I did a little homework on how you get rid of a vampire, which is quite interesting.

[Christy Lee]

My answer is one weren't.

[Chick McGee]

No. No. You went down the list.

[J]

Everybody knows it's you. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

For example, why can't you say, instead of engaging us, say I'll be back with the facts or something?

[Jessica Hooker]

Because you're not gonna say we don't. You don't believe anything any of us say.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this, the first one explains something. The last time I saw a vampire, he had little bits of toilet paper in his face.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They have to shave without mirrors because vampires can't see themselves in a mirror.

[Christy Lee]

You know why, right? Does it explain that

[Chick McGee]

I applaud your efforts, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

What's your source?

[Tom Griswold]

My. It says no reflection in mirrors. Sometimes no reflection in silver backed mirrors.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly why. Because the silver back mirrors

[Tom Griswold]

immortality. You got that going for the blood drinking. That goes without saying.

[Jessica Hooker]

They eat real food or just blood?

[Christy Lee]

No. They won't mess with.

[Chick McGee]

No. That makes it sick. I saw you want to eat a cheeseburger one time. Vomited.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't even drink a Sun Capri.

[Jessica Hooker]

No.

[J]

God.

[Chick McGee]

Or a Capri Sun. Can't have either one of them.

[Pat Godwin]

I can make a mistake. You don't have to point it out.

[Tom Griswold]

The great thing about a vampire, if

[Chick McGee]

I pointed them all out, we'd be here all day.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. I've always said this about Frank, about Frankenstein. Great thing about vampires, they dress well.

[Chick McGee]

They do.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And they're gorgeous people. Brad Pitt. Come on.

[J]

As a vampire gnome.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

He's amazing looking.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of them have to quote, sleep in native soil.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. Dracula had to. On the Demeter, the ship that brought Dracula here. He had to.

[Chick McGee]

They make a big deal. Yeah, they make a big deal out of this on what we do. In the shadows.

[Jessica Hooker]

I love that show.

[Chick McGee]

One of them was running low on dirt.

[J]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That show is so weird and so funny. You want to explain what it is?

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's a. A bunch of roommates who live in a house and they just try to get along. Oh, by the way, they're all vampires

[Tom Griswold]

and one of the guys is one

[Chick McGee]

of the blood sucking of energy suckers,

[Tom Griswold]

but he's from the Light of the Concord. Incredibly funny.

[Christy Lee]

Jermaine Clement.

[Tom Griswold]

Now to kill.

[Chick McGee]

That's the movie, not the TV show.

[Tom Griswold]

To Kill. To kill a vampire. As you said, a wooden stake through the heart. Decapitation paired with burning the body.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that reminded me of a news story that we had where they remember this. Where they found.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A vampire cemetery discovered in a village in Poland. Workers discovered this mass grave during a construction project. The remains indicated that villagers had dug up their relatives, cut off their heads and placed them between the deceased legs with a coin in their mouth dated 1846.

[Christy Lee]

And I bet it was a silver coin if I had to guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, how nuts is that? Well, vampires or not, is it Dig him up. Decapitation. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I think we should just be doing that anyway.

[J]

With everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Just to make sure it'll. It'll cut down on future zombies and

[Chick McGee]

vampires and create jobs.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right.

[J]

Being very proactive.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

And it'll open up some real estate.

[Jessica Hooker]

Let's be honest, they don't need the space. The graves themselves.

[Chick McGee]

One step at a time. We don't have to mess with the bodies. Just dig the caskets up and bury them vertically.

[Christy Lee]

I don't understand why we're not doing that.

[Chick McGee]

Why aren't they doing that? How much room, how much land would that say?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember this? There is something now called a quote, vampire breast lift.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember this.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Cosmopolitan magazine

[Chick McGee]

because when they get done, you can't help but suck on them.

[Christy Lee]

I want to suck your boo.

[Tom Griswold]

A cosmetic dermatologist has started injecting female patients with their own blood back into their breasts.

[Christy Lee]

So it's like the vampire facial.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In order to make them look perkier, the so called vampire breast lift makes them look perkier without invasive surgery. According to Cosmopolitan, the blood is.

[Jessica Hooker]

How long does it last?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm reading. This is my breast.

[J]

It's probably for an event. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Blood is drawn from the arm by a doctor, spun through a centrifuge to separate the platelet, platelet rich plasma, and then reinserted back into your body. So do they inject it right into the boob?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jessica Hooker]

Well, if they put it in your foot, it wouldn't lift your breasts.

[Pat Godwin]

It'd be a foot job.

[Chick McGee]

He brings up a good point.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so you act like you're a doctor now.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. No. Any plasma rich platelet, any of that stuff goes right into the area that they're trying to.

[Tom Griswold]

And does it just. Just sit there like a big puddle inside?

[Christy Lee]

No, I had it done to my head.

[Pat Godwin]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, when I first started here, there was a company who asked if I would have this done.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but to be honest, though, your head was misshapen, right?

[Christy Lee]

Right. My head used to look.

[Jessica Hooker]

It was sunk somewhat.

[Christy Lee]

I was a pinhead.

[Chick McGee]

It was objectionable.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I come from a family of pinheads. Yes, they made good money in the circus, but I wanted to meet girls.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the vampire breast treatment cost 1800 bucks box and it's quote, not a replacement for implants and will not double your cup size overnight, but it will reshape and round out your breasts according to this.

[Jessica Hooker]

But it doesn't say how long it lasts. No, I think your body would just absorb whatever.

[J]

That's what I assume.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think that is.

[J]

Yeah, you could do fat transfer breast lifts now, too, where they take fat from other parts of your body and just insert it.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they put it in a sack or does it just go in there and freefall.

[J]

I think it just goes.

[Christy Lee]

Could I donate some of my fat to. To women who want boobs.

[J]

You want custody of the breasts as well?

[Christy Lee]

I want every other week and Wednesdays. Every other weekend and Wednesday.

[Chick McGee]

That's entirely fair.

[Tom Griswold]

Would it change the taste?

[Jessica Hooker]

Rejection's tough though, you know, you don't want to be rejected by somebody else's body.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oops, sorry. Well, my body rejected your fat, so I'm.

[Christy Lee]

Well, my fat's been rejected by women a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

I could imagine that this vampire breast lift is something that's very common.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think it's.

[J]

No, I have a feeling that it's like if you needed perky breasts for an event.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[J]

Or something like that, it probably lasts, I don't know, two weeks to a month, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

1800 bucks for that kind of treatment

[Christy Lee]

is meant to promote healing. I guess it like injures and then he heels. That's the Idea.

[J]

Yeah. It's like. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I went to a wedding over the weekend, a really big wedding, and I'll tell you what, the. They let the boobs. They were just unleashed.

[Christy Lee]

Are you talking bridesmaids or everybody?

[J]

Guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies everywhere. Hey, boobs out.

[Christy Lee]

Is this a thing? So a wedding in July?

[J]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Bridesmaids dresses right under boob sweat. Crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's just has to be.

[Christy Lee]

Do they make sort of like pads for under boob sweat to where that won't happen?

[J]

I don't know.

[Jessica Hooker]

Maybe.

[J]

I mean, I.

[Christy Lee]

Or should I invent these in Shark Tank?

[J]

I think that you could actually just take a panty liner and put it under there if it was really a concern.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that an issue?

[J]

No, it's not for me.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen many bridesmaids with visible under boob sweat.

[J]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you could take those.

[J]

They're usually wearing a silk and they're dancing.

[Christy Lee]

And I don't think it's unattractive because to me it means they've got boobs.

[Ally Breen]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And they're, they're working hard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're having fun. But I've seen a lot of. I've heard bridesmaids complain about it.

[J]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. And it wasn't the bridesmaids that had let them loose.

[Christy Lee]

It was okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody else. And it was incredibly hot.

[Jessica Hooker]

Hot like.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

Looking at it. Or hot because the weather was hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I meant the way we knew

[Christy Lee]

you meant the weather. We. You've noticed your day camp stories.

[Chick McGee]

You've noticed that you were, you were excited by someone.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, I just. There were, There were a couple. There were a couple folks that like, ma'.

[Jessica Hooker]

Am.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, why bother? Even with a shirt.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

They are, they are out there dangling.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad you. And it was, it was noticed.

[Tom Griswold]

It was black tie optional.

[Chick McGee]

Right. It's the second time you've mentioned.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, it was hotter than hell.

[Christy Lee]

Did they play the chicken dance?

[Tom Griswold]

Did they do the chicken dance? Oh, that is a fair question. I don't know. I, I, I don't know. I left. I, I left before it got chickeny. There was a lot of dancing. I was there for some of the dancing.

[Jessica Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Was it adults only?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, they're okay.

[Christy Lee]

I like, Yeah, I don't like the weddings that are no kids.

[Tom Griswold]

They were having fun.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was really hot. I, I did not wear a tux. I just wore a linen suit.

[Chick McGee]

I would say the lead pipe. Picking a girl up In a wedding, dancing with the one of the nieces. On your feet. You know that that's a lead pipe cinch. Pick up a woman. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, I look at him through there. Oh, isn't that sweet?

[Tom Griswold]

That's phase one, right?

[Chick McGee]

Phase one. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Clearly the woman is of age.

[Chick McGee]

Snowballs that you're aware of your situation. Am I. Am I correct?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, really.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, hey. I. I'm not knocking his situation.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not either.

[Christy Lee]

I aspire to this.

[Pat Godwin]

I had the same situation.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Where are we here? Oh, we have time for one quick story.

[Jessica Hooker]

Christy Lee, watching too much TV can shriek your brain.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, what?

[Jessica Hooker]

New research indicates watching too much television in midlife may lead to troubling brain changes decades later.

[Chick McGee]

That's not the truth.

[Jessica Hooker]

State thing involving about 17.

[Chick McGee]

Very, very good.

[Jessica Hooker]

Those who said they watched TV very often during midlife later showed smaller brain regions involved in memory, decision making and visual processing.

[Listener or Guest]

Oh.

[Jessica Hooker]

Frequent TV watchers also exhibited more signs of damage in the brain's white matter. Changes that have been associated with aging brain, white matter, stroke risk, cognitive decline and dementia.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Why do they say there's an age component component to this?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah. In midlife. What are they talking, 30s, 40s?

[Tom Griswold]

It probably also depends what you're watching.

[Chick McGee]

You think, oh, that makes you make you stupider watching it.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if you're watching, what, Jerry Springer and Cops?

[Christy Lee]

Well, then you need a Time machine's dead.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't watch.

[Chick McGee]

Since Jerry died, this show has really gotten dull.

[Tom Griswold]

That shows how much TV I watch. I mean, if you're watching, you know, quality programming and Masterpiece Theater, I don't think it's going to hurt your brain, but. Okay. Well, we'll be very careful coming up. It's going to be today in history. We have some interesting stuff going on. Also, Ali Breen with Sexy time and other delightful stories today, including another monkey story. We had that really cool monkey last week.

[Ally Breen]

Week.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the new monkey. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They discovered a monkey that has orange lips. And I guess it took him 20 years to officially have it named a new species. It was the first one they found in like, 75 years. Very cool. But this is a different kind of monkey. And he's in London, England.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's riding the bus.

[Christy Lee]

There's a monkey out there that can shuffle cards. I want to see. I'd like to see that.

[J]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to see a monkey. A monkey who can shuffle card.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. He takes a cigarette out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Then he shovels the car.

[Chick McGee]

If he's shuffling cards, I want to see him with one of those visors on and a cigarette hanging.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And their little feet crammed into shoes. Nothing funnier.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they have to break their feet to get them in there.

[Christy Lee]

That's worth it. It's worth it.

[Chick McGee]

You want to be entertained or not? It's darn cute once they stop crying.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom SHOW this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel

[Tom Griswold]

Curious Cash.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Christy.

[Jessica Hooker]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

That's Christy Lee. Hello, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

That's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jess.

[J]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

That's Jess Hooker. Oh, hello, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi.

[Chick McGee]

You know, after the show, we will work it out.

[Christy Lee]

Do you want to touch each other's bodies?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

At a drop through, could we move forward?

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, they're trying to.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

No, sailor.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta get move forward here in life.

[Christy Lee]

Every time I worked on the road with Greg Warren, fine comedian, I would. And if he was like, hey, we'll go to dinner at this time before the show or something. Okay. First I have to wash my body instead of just saying I have to take a shower.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

He would get so mad.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you say it like that?

[Chick McGee]

He believes the skin is the devil's slip cover.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, let's move forward here. What do we got? Oh, a little history Lesson.

[Chick McGee]

July Deuces.

[Tom Griswold]

July 22, 1796, Cleveland, Ohio. Ohio. Founded by General Moses, Cleveland.

[Chick McGee]

And didn't they misspell it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they changed the spelling.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's that way. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He spelled it with an A. An extra A in there in the cleave part, but they dropped that.

[Christy Lee]

You know, cleave is what's known as a Janus word. J, A, N, U, S. You taught me that it has two definitions that are the opposite of each other. So cleave means to separate, but also to bring together together.

[Jessica Hooker]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Hence cleavage. Yeah, it does both.

[Chick McGee]

Or. Thank you very much. Or cleave. A dead body.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you have gone with Cleveland or Mosesville?

[Christy Lee]

I had no idea that it was named after a guy named. I thought it was like named after a guy named Cleave. And then they went, this is Cleveland.

[Jessica Hooker]

I didn't know Cleveland was Moses.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like Mosesville. How about mown?

[Christy Lee]

Mown?

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

About most trouble Metropolis.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And

[Chick McGee]

good, good Moseburg.

[Christy Lee]

That's probably more fitting.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know anybody named Moses?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know anybody named Moses.

[Jessica Hooker]

No. Do you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I knew a gentleman who had a buddy named Moses was trying. I just had a baby. And his goal was he and his wife were both going to stop cursing in front of the baby. And they. The one, the big cuss word they came up phrase was sweet fancy Moses.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And they. It was really distracting when something would happen and they would. Well, sweet fancy Moses. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You like jumping Jehoshaphat?

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, if I just walked into a Norman Rockwell painting. Any black folk here? What is happening here?

[Pat Godwin]

I got.

[Tom Griswold]

I got the white.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know why.

[J]

How did that come together?

[Christy Lee]

Only his brain can see that. And I'm not interested in the early

[Tom Griswold]

Norman Rockwell paintings were rather segregated.

[Chick McGee]

What else happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Moses, Cleveland. Once again, we covered white dude, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see.

[Christy Lee]

Race is on his mind today.

[Tom Griswold]

It really is. Oh, here we go. No race here on 1934, John Dillinger killed by federal agents outside the famous Biograph Theater in Chicago.

[Jessica Hooker]

Lady.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the lady in red was the tip off, wasn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Squealed on me.

[Tom Griswold]

Did. Did Dillinger pull out a weapon or did they just take him out?

[Pat Godwin]

I thought.

[Christy Lee]

I think he was completely unawares.

[Chick McGee]

I thought he did have a gun, but he couldn't get to it. It was over.

[Tom Griswold]

What I thought, that's okay.

[Jessica Hooker]

Back then it was, shoot him.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have to say halt, okay?

[Christy Lee]

Halt.

[Ally Breen]

Halt.

[Tom Griswold]

His last meal, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Remember?

[Tom Griswold]

You got popcorn. I'm guessing popcorn.

[Chick McGee]

You guys, when you go out there to make your arrest, please, not only mirandizing, but please say halt. Can you do that? We're getting a lot of blowback on.

[Tom Griswold]

The Biograph Theater is still a. I've asked your daughters. Big attraction.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

In Chicago, it's still called the Biograph. A lot of tourists want to walk. They can see the spot where Dillinger was shot and killed.

[Christy Lee]

They didn't clean it up.

[Chick McGee]

It's right there by the bean. And by the way, another.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, we were talking earlier about how it's nice that vampires dress well.

[Listener or Guest]

Mm.

[Tom Griswold]

Dillinger pretty well dressed there at the end.

[Jessica Hooker]

Gangsters always dressed.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, when you went to the movies, you got dressed up, didn't you?

[Pat Godwin]

Of course.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, those weren't the days that had to have sucked. I'm not. I'm not putting a suit on to

[Tom Griswold]

go to a ball game.

[Christy Lee]

To go to a ball game, to

[Jessica Hooker]

go to a movie, to fly on an airplane.

[Christy Lee]

You'll be lucky if I wear a suit at a funeral.

[Chick McGee]

Not just any suit.

[Pat Godwin]

No air conditioning.

[Tom Griswold]

Wool suit?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

100% wool.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there's. There's a lightweight wool you're supposed to wear in this suit.

[Chick McGee]

It's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

It's even cooler than linen. Absolutely. Of all people, I thought you. With your interest in clothing, I thought

[Chick McGee]

you would know that I'm wearing wool underwear right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, you could.

[Chick McGee]

100, Marina. I am. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Why would I lie? About that.

[Tom Griswold]

I just lied about wear wool during the summer. By all means. Now, where was I? Oh, Dillinger getting shot. And by the way, that is a myth about him having an extraordinarily large male member.

[J]

You say this about everybody?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, it's a myth.

[Chick McGee]

Except you.

[Jessica Hooker]

You. Yeah, yeah. Isn't that funny?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe it came up at the meetings. All I'm telling you is it's that there's a photograph of Dillinger, but that's actually dead.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. I guess the cops want to go.

[Christy Lee]

You know, we all know people who we could ask.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

About your.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen them.

[Pat Godwin]

The other boys in high school.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen him.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen him in the shower. It's all right. I wouldn't say. Oh my God, look at the size of that thing. I wouldn't say that.

[Pat Godwin]

Where are this take place?

[Chick McGee]

Well, when he was my best friend

[Jessica Hooker]

before you came along.

[Pat Godwin]

Fair enough. It still hurts you.

[Chick McGee]

Back in the baby announcer days, we'd play basketball together.

[Tom Griswold]

1959, Ed Wood, Plan 9 from Outer Space. Kind of jokingly referred to as the worst movie ever made.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen through it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. I think the premise fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Jessica Hooker]

I think it's a lot of fun.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite part is we, Josh and I have talked about this. One of the actors picks up the script and reads it. He says something like Plan 9 from outer space. Oh, yes. And he starts reading. Yeah, it's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the movie about?

[Christy Lee]

Plan nine, Ed Wood.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, and it's great. That's a Tim Burton movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Martin Land, 1991, Jeffrey Dahmer is caught. He was caught Fred handed.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I'm gonna see. I don't know what it is, but you know, in prison, like a good neighbor. Snake farm is there.

[Tom Griswold]

He was in prison for a while before he got killed by somebody else, but.

[Jessica Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard that he hated the prison food.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, when's Gary night?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you can eat Gary.

[Pat Godwin]

I laughed.

[Tom Griswold]

Would it kill you to put a little. Little Steve and the meatballs tonight could

[Chick McGee]

not be a cannibal.

[Tom Griswold]

1992, Pablo Escobar Escape from prison. Remember this? They built that tunnel. Yeah, the whole thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That poster of Rita Hayworth there that he.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, big poster.

[Chick McGee]

Morgan Freeman got him a rock hammer, remember?

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if he thought that he'd be remembered primarily as the guy that brought the hippos to South America causing all the problem.

[Christy Lee]

I bet he didn't give that a Second. Oh, isn't it cool? I've got hippos now. And that was it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In 1994, on this date, O.J. simpson officially pled not guilty to murder, inspiring two years of late night monologue jokes.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the dancing. Ito's made me laugh.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not gonna lie.

[Jessica Hooker]

I'm with you real quick.

[Christy Lee]

Chick McGee has something going on right now that if you're watching. Watching the show and the camera, he's balanced a pen or a pen pencil.

[Chick McGee]

It's a piece of USB C to a mini plug.

[Christy Lee]

How you balanced it that perfectly.

[Chick McGee]

So you got to be careful because it won't stand up on its end.

[Christy Lee]

I'm saying bravo to you, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Unless you get it straight up and down. That's why I do this while. While Tom talking.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But you did a good job there.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I would say O.J. pleading not guilty. His best fictional work since Naked Gun. Excellent in that.

[Chick McGee]

And I understand the uptick updated Naked Gun with Liam Neeson mentions they've got

[Tom Griswold]

a great OJ Joke.

[J]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

There is. That's the best joke in the whole movie.

[J]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a visual joke.

[Chick McGee]

Did you laugh? Was it a big laugh?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. That movie was only so. So. But yeah, that was an excellent joke. Let's see. Happy birthday. Bob Dole. Senator Bob Dole.

[Jessica Hooker]

Is he still alive?

[Tom Griswold]

No, sadly. He was born in 1923.

[Chick McGee]

He lived.

[Tom Griswold]

He lived well into his 90s, right?

[Christy Lee]

He sure did, man.

[Tom Griswold]

And he. He was a great. He was a war hero and brought pineapple.

[Christy Lee]

He was courageous in a few different ways.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[J]

That's for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing the. Doing. Doing the Viagra commercial thing.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it. Was it Viagra? It was one of the Ed. Drugs.

[Christy Lee]

I want to say it was Viagra.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He put up with Elizabeth Dole for quite a while.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I don't know anything about Ms. Dole. I'm sure she was fine.

[Christy Lee]

He pineapple bears.

[Pat Godwin]

You take a pill to sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he outlive Norm MacDonald?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he did.

[Tom Griswold]

Norm MacDonald had that great impression.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Bob dole.

[Chick McGee]

See, Norm MacDonald's greatest impression. BURT Reynolds.

[Christy Lee]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing, Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of the greatest moments ever of Saturday Night Live.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Alex Trebek, speaking of that scene. Born in this date in 1940. Kind of sad.

[Chick McGee]

Now, what did we learn about Alex Trebek right there toward, like a couple years before he died, he was in a hotel and his. Somebody broke into his room.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

And we found out that he slept nude because he jumped up and ran out into the hallway, realized that he was naked. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wearing nothing but a mustache.

[Chick McGee]

It was a rock and roller.

[Christy Lee]

You know, talking about him. We have to pay a 50% tariff

[Tom Griswold]

and we have to put it in the form of a question. What is. While talking about. Do you ever see him in his previous shows pre Jeopardy.

[Christy Lee]

I never did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What a split second. No, that's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like seeing pictures of your dad at the high school prom and he's not with your mom.

[Jessica Hooker]

Just weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Doesn't.

[Listener or Guest]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Remember he shows up in the movie Shortcuts.

[Chick McGee]

Oddly, yes.

[Christy Lee]

He's at like a school concert or play. They're like, it's Alex Trebek and he's just sitting there.

[Tom Griswold]

I love stuff like that. Bobby Altman, 1941. You know who this is, Ms. Hooker? George Clinton.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes.

[J]

And the Funk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes, sir.

[Jessica Hooker]

You're on the right track.

[Tom Griswold]

Funkadelic.

[J]

Funkadelic.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Bill's brother.

[Chick McGee]

Parliament.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[J]

By a different mother.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, you know. Happy birthday 1946. Danny Glover.

[Jessica Hooker]

I love him.

[Chick McGee]

I'm getting too old for this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's getting too old. He really is him. And OJ what's his best role?

[Christy Lee]

Gone fishing. He and Joe.

[Chick McGee]

You know, a lot of people say this is to check grab. But I say no.

[Tom Griswold]

The elder. Elderish Gambino.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't he in Color Purple?

[Christy Lee]

He is. Chilling. Chilling.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. 1947. Albert Einstein.

[J]

1947.

[Jessica Hooker]

1947.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you know him as Albert Brooks.

[Jessica Hooker]

I was gonna say I was heard stage name.

[Tom Griswold]

What are your parents thinking, by the way?

[Christy Lee]

Well, his dad was a comedian.

[Listener or Guest]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So in that case it may have been. We got to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

The Voice and Finding Nemo. Right?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes.

[J]

Another great documentary.

[Tom Griswold]

Taxi Driver. He apparently ad libbed a lot of his part in Taxi Driver.

[J]

I didn't know he was in it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, I've never seen that.

[Chick McGee]

The bank political or whatever the hell.

[Tom Griswold]

And then what is the movie where he goes through Vegas? That's the best.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, with. Is Meryl Streep in that?

[Christy Lee]

Lost in America.

[Jessica Hooker]

Lost in America in the RV. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great 22. 20. She sure like 22.

[Christy Lee]

He's also drive. He was not. I think he was. He was not nominated and should have won.

[Chick McGee]

Chilling.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is Albert. Okay, I got something. This is the last thing I want to get to 1955. Willem. Willem Defoe. He changed his name. This is a. This is a true fact. And I double checked This a true fact there. No, this is. I mean, you're not going to believe me.

[J]

Not a Tom fact.

[Tom Griswold]

He has a full frontal nude scene scene in the movie Antichrist.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they famously had to use a stand in because, quote, Willem Dafoe's male member was, quote, confusingly large.

[J]

Distracting. Yeah, I remember reading that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Distracting. So they had to bring in a stunt penis, which, by the way, is my favorite lesbian band. Stunt Penis. They're fantastic. They opened for whole hole recently.

[Chick McGee]

I'm telling you, with Snake Farm, you turned the corner.

[Tom Griswold]

You're killing it like a good neighbor.

[Christy Lee]

Actually, it was like a bad neighbor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, like a bad name.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look at the time. Yeah, we can't rich all these other people. Happy birthday. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link. [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jessica Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jessica Halls.

[Listener or Guest]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy do. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Jessica Hooker]

Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you?

[Chick McGee]

Good. We're waiting for Sexy Talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Sexy time with Ali Breen. I never finished today in history.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, let's get. I say we keep going back to it.

[Caller or Guest]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Only one more. Oh, Ezekiel. Ezekiel. Ezekiel Elliott's birthday. Does that mean anything to you?

[Chick McGee]

Running back to Ohio State? The Dallas Cowboys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I figured since he was a cowboy, I wouldn't say what.

[Chick McGee]

Double E. Yeah, they called.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a tough one. Christy will know this, but. 2,013. The birthday of. Of Prince George.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes. Boy, did you see his picture today? They posted on Instagram? The royal family. Handsome. Handsome Cuss.

[Christy Lee]

I don't even know who this is.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't either.

[Jessica Hooker]

George is William and Kate's son.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. Yeah, sorry. I wasn't aware. How old is he now?

[J]

13.

[Jessica Hooker]

13.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I think they pronounce it Jorge, by the way.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, do they?

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Uncle Andrew is now known as the. The uncle formerly known as Prince.

[Pat Godwin]

See?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, we see.

[Tom Griswold]

Drummed out of the Prince gig, if

[Christy Lee]

you will, in his busy hands.

[Chick McGee]

You think all the other royals in the family dodges calls or at least sigh when they see it's him calling?

[Christy Lee]

Probably, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

No, not Andy.

[Christy Lee]

They may Even have, like, some sort of mediator that he has to call and pass on whatever message he wants.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great idea. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What does he do now?

[J]

Now?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean. I mean, before this, what did he do?

[Chick McGee]

Well, he's got a really nice house somewhere. I mean, he had to downsize.

[Jessica Hooker]

They moved him somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but where they moved him to is pretty sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, can't go anywhere, be shunned by everybody.

[Listener or Guest]

Oh, he probably can do meet and greets or cameos.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, if he's on cameo, that would be unbelievable. Oh, here's your keen Senera.

[Pat Godwin]

He's already done too many meet and greets. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I heard you made cheer squad. Well, congratulations. You know, I. I would not have a problem being shunned. I mean, I've been obviously shunned somehow.

[Christy Lee]

Anyway, it's sort of the goal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Jessica Hooker]

You want to be shunned?

[Christy Lee]

I. I'm working on it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I wouldn't. I don't think I'd mind it.

[Tom Griswold]

You like being left alone?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you like being, like, given your. Given your druthers? Wouldn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't mind. But I'm just saying that he's. I mean, even as prince. What kind of a. What kind of a gig is that? Got to be kind of boring. And you gotta.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you gotta go places.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta dress up all the time and meet people you don't want to talk to.

[Jessica Hooker]

Maybe they like it.

[Chick McGee]

I know he has a dresser. The guy dresses everybody wants to.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want that either.

[Tom Griswold]

He wants to get up in the morning and, you know, about six.

[Jessica Hooker]

Are we still talking about Andrew or are we talking about all the royal family?

[Listener or Guest]

Yeah, the royal.

[Tom Griswold]

He wants to get a. Go get a jet ski, have some fun, hit the bars.

[Chick McGee]

I bet he can do that. He can't hit the bars.

[Jessica Hooker]

I think William and Kate have a fun life. They try to be kind of normal.

[Christy Lee]

That does seem like they do try.

[Jessica Hooker]

She just hiked up some mountain and good for her.

[Caller or Guest]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying, Prince Andrew to be put in this position, no fun.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, he is a victim victim, Isn't he?

[J]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I'm saying he deserves to be miserable.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry. Back to the news desk with Christy Lee. Coming up, it'll be sexy time with Ali Breen.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to think wherever he is right now he's trying to buy Girl Scout cookies.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, two boxes of trefoils, please.

[Chick McGee]

Could I get a personal thank you.

[Christy Lee]

May I have a doy dough and just a quick kiss?

[Chick McGee]

Knock, knock, Samoa. I love like some moa cookie.

[Jessica Hooker]

A New York man says a fan urinated on his family at a Morgan Wallen concert in Maryland. Troy Gevelding told TMZ. Yeah. That he was at Saturday's concert at MT Bank Stadium with his wife, brother and 8 year old niece when a man directly behind them began urinating. The stream splashed Mr. Grevilleding, this family and another nearby group.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this is different.

[Jessica Hooker]

Well, security, they did kick the man

[Christy Lee]

out of the event, but he wasn't peeing on them. They just got some of the splashback.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, it's okay to just be in the stadium.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to go to a concert where I'm not allowed to pee.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this has been happening and it's not Morgan Wallen. This has been happening.

[Chick McGee]

No, of course not. He's a gentleman and a scholar.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw a great Morgan wallen concert myself. 20 cigarettes and I lit me one.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, if I were at a Morgan Wallen, I would be trying to piss into my own ears.

[Tom Griswold]

How dare you. The point is, where was it that it happened?

[Jessica Hooker]

Some people have been wearing diapers. And then they had the one that the concert was. Did the number two right there, it

[Tom Griswold]

was the guy cranking his hog at the corn show. Remember that one?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jessica Hooker]

What?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I got news for you.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody was masturbating at a corn show.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you can't help but butter the corn when you're a corn.

[Jessica Hooker]

Are you making that?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And then there was the one just a couple of weeks ago where the. The woman defecated. And that was on the.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Who was in concert for that one?

[Jessica Hooker]

I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, it's not limited to artists of a certain sphere. It's.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no, nobody's saying that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a new. Some of these.

[Jessica Hooker]

It's not a. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of these concerts are. I'm sorry, who was the female artist that said she could smell?

[Jessica Hooker]

Olivia Rodrigo.

[Tom Griswold]

Olivia Rodrigo. These people are getting to these big events early and they don't want to lose their place. So they're urinating, they're wearing adult diapers. Ridiculous, man.

[Christy Lee]

I. Yeah. Creep arrested after he was caught on camera. This says shucking his cob at New Jersey corn.

[Jessica Hooker]

Was this recently?

[Christy Lee]

Didn't we do that story last year?

[Jessica Hooker]

I mean, I don't remember it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't either. That is just. What is he doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're only supposed to do that. At like a heart concert.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you know, we did. We did do this story. We had. There was film. There was a video of it, right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Showing the footage.

[Jessica Hooker]

I don't remember of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, come on, I want to

[Listener or Guest]

know what song he was doing it to.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe Adidas. All day I dream about sex.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah. Not appropriate, folks.

[Jessica Hooker]

No, no. Go to the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

But this guy. Just urinating. And you don't stand up and urinate at a concert.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, you sit down.

[Christy Lee]

Hence the story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is not acceptable.

[Christy Lee]

No, you pee in your beer. Your empty beer cup.

[Jessica Hooker]

That's no stadium cup's big enough to hold it.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen, Josh and his one man show about corn.

[Christy Lee]

Is that Jonathan Davis or Josh Arnold? You decide.

[Jessica Hooker]

Well, I can see why the guy got excited.

[Listener or Guest]

That is.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you appreciate how good that impression is?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes, I do.

[Christy Lee]

It could be better. I just can't.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's real good.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Jessica Hooker]

No, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Remind me. Me. We'll end a little later. We'll do the compare combs thing. That is very good.

[J]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, we'll move forward here. What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Jessica Hooker]

Coming up, we have sexy talk. Or sexy time. Whatever you want to call it.

[Chick McGee]

Sexy talk. Sexy.

[Tom Griswold]

Sexy time.

[Chick McGee]

Dirty time.

[Christy Lee]

You almost said sexy Todd and I thought we were back to Prince Andrew.

[Chick McGee]

Sexy girls.

[Christy Lee]

You know, that's a clothing line that did not take off. Sexy tots.

[Chick McGee]

What about hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Hot toddlers.

[Jessica Hooker]

Okay, we need to stop.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right.

[Pat Godwin]

I like Hot Todd.

[Christy Lee]

Toddler's funny. That's hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a drink.

[Chick McGee]

I have some advice for you.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah?

[Chick McGee]

When you speed while driving, you have less time to react. Makes sense, doesn't it? Whatever comes across your path, you're not ready. A sharp turn could take you by surprise. Another car could jump out in front of you. A truck could break, suddenly injuring you and the other driver. A bicyclist could enter the road. A pedestrian might be walking their puppy dog, and your foot on the gas might lead to a tragedy. You may not think any of these things could happen to you, but you won't see them coming until they do happen. When you're speeding, you don't have time to course correct. You don't have time to stop. And it only takes an instant for disaster to strike. The speed limit isn't just there to protect you. It's there to protect your passengers, other drivers, cyclists, pedestrians, and everyone sharing the road. Calm down, stop speeding, slow down, obey the law and help Keep everyone around you safe. Speeding catches up with you. Paid for by nhtsa.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, nhtsa. Thank you. Chick Boogie. Coming up, Sexy Time with Ali Breen. Your love troubles will attempt to fix them. So far, the score, US 0. Everyone else winning. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes, sir.

[J]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Hi. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jessica Alsman.

[J]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hi, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. It's time to share our wisdom in relationship.

[Tom Griswold]

We are joined by Ally Breen. I don't know where you are this time, Ali.

[Josh Arnold]

Where are you?

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Ally Breen]

Florida. I'm still in Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jessica Hooker]

Hair looks great.

[Listener or Guest]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are new.

[Ally Breen]

Florida Humidity. Frizz going new.

[Tom Griswold]

New glasses.

[Ally Breen]

I do have new glasses. I picked them up. I forgot my. I couldn't find mine down here, so I picked them up at the Dollar General.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought you were. I thought you were in Sally Jesse Raphael's will.

[Jessica Hooker]

I wanted to look like me. Leave her alone.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are bright red. They're very sweet.

[Listener or Guest]

You guys are.

[Caller or Guest]

I know.

[Ally Breen]

I thought I'd try something new. I didn't. What color are my glasses, Raphael? Angle.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. What now?

[Jessica Hooker]

What color are my glasses?

[Tom Griswold]

They're red, too.

[Jessica Hooker]

I've been sitting here all morning.

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't see you. He just does not see you.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't focused. I did learn something last week. Am I correct in saying you are wearing an lb? Wait minute. A A minute. Lb. Lbd.

[Ally Breen]

Lbd. No, it's just a tank top.

[Tom Griswold]

But it looks.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah. From the top like an lbd.

[Tom Griswold]

We can only see you. We can only see you from the chest up. I thought it was a little black dress, which is a technical term I learned last week.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Every lady would know if you say an lbd.

[Jessica Hooker]

Absolutely.

[Ally Breen]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Listener or Guest]

Just like your CFM heels.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Are you sitting on a BBC

[Ally Breen]

Lost now?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You stay lost.

[Christy Lee]

You're better. We would know if you were sitting.

[Tom Griswold]

You're better off. Ali Breen is a comedian and I had a. I'm sorry, Ali. I lost at a really nice letter about a show that you did last week that they said was great, but

[Christy Lee]

he threw it away promptly.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, that's so nice. I keep seeing Bob and Tom fans everywhere. They've had me sign hats and flyers. They're so great. And they ask about all you guys. They're. Yeah. The best fans.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the alley is the hostess of the show we call Sexy Time. We ask you to write letters about your love troubles, and we will weigh in. And they become a little. We've become a little more hostile lately.

[Jessica Hooker]

Lately.

[Ally Breen]

I know. I don't think that's a new thing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I would say that Josh is the. The captain of the reasonable Communicate. Communication. Halsey is just. Burn it down.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Love it.

[Tom Griswold]

I often suggest murder is the only way out. And then everyone else weighs in. So let's get to our first letter. What do we got?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, I am 29 and I had to move back in with my mom last year.

[Christy Lee]

Don't sleep with her.

[Ally Breen]

Doesn't work.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's not what he's asking.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, that's a dead end.

[Ally Breen]

She's dating a guy who doesn't work, and he acts like her home is his. He's always watching shows I don't like and talking on his phone in the living room.

[Chick McGee]

He watches shows I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this from a gent or a lady?

[Ally Breen]

This is from a gentleman.

[Jessica Hooker]

Okay.

[Ally Breen]

He doesn't clean up after himself and he never leaves. He hates that I'm there, too, but don't I have more of a right to be there than him? And I'm working remotely while he's doing nothing, so it's really frustrating. Should I talk to him or my mom about this?

[Jessica Hooker]

Your mom?

[Tom Griswold]

What? So wait a minute. I want to get this straight. So. So this guy is 29, and he's moved back home with his mom.

[Jessica Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

His mom has a new boyfriend. That, according to this guy, is lazy and does nothing and watches dumb TV shows, right?

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And this guy claims, because he's the blood relative he should have.

[Ally Breen]

No, he has more of a right.

[Christy Lee]

I'm with Tom on this. You are now the Intruder.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Listener or Guest]

But you can make his life a living hell while you're there.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Listener or Guest]

Every time he does something wrong, like, you're not my real dad. Dad.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's not in that role. He is. Yeah. No, this guy has.

[Chick McGee]

You need to get an apartment.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You got to get out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You're a choosy beggar.

[Listener or Guest]

Find a friend for your mom or go there.

[Ally Breen]

But the problem is, he's upset that the boyfriend's also a beggar. He's like, I'm the one who should be able to beg here.

[Christy Lee]

No, but that's fine. No. Right. It's now the boyfriend's turn.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

To be the.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He needs to go live in his car or something. Just get out of there.

[Jessica Hooker]

As a mom, you have every right to be there. Son. You. You stand up for your rights.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes.

[Listener or Guest]

Plus, he's looking out for his mom if that boyfriend's a freeloader.

[Caller or Guest]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Get your life together and quit whining. The guy sounds.

[Ally Breen]

Jess is right, though. He could go nuts without actually being like, you're not my real dad. He could just make the guy's life hell.

[Christy Lee]

He could. I have a feeling wherever this guy goes, he's making someone's life everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's his mom's place.

[Christy Lee]

Sniveling prick.

[Jessica Hooker]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a new role.

[Christy Lee]

Some of these are meant to be kind of comedically extreme. I would prefer for you guys to giggle a little bit.

[Pat Godwin]

That came off a little too serious

[Chick McGee]

when you said sniveling prick. I couldn't agree more. That's my problem.

[Jessica Hooker]

I feel sad for the guy. He had to move back home. There's got to be a reason. His mom.

[Tom Griswold]

I just saw. I just saw a news thing that more and more. More and More people under 40 are moving back with their parents. Which is fine. It's. It's. And you can have a better relationship with your folks. But in this case, he's interfering with his mother's new life.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And her romance, not his Question is mother's choice. Well, that's not your problem. Or his.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, maybe. Christy, excuse me for one second.

[Jessica Hooker]

Maybe he's a kept man.

[Tom Griswold]

You're old enough to know. Know. Well, I certainly am. With as many kids as I have, you can't object to their boyfriends or girlfriends. Yeah, it won't help.

[Jessica Hooker]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

You're not gonna like them. All right? And then you're gonna have. Your daughter's gonna have the best boyfriend ever, and they're gonna break up, and you're gonna miss them.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, my gosh. Don't say that.

[Christy Lee]

We're also ignoring the Oedipal complex here.

[Ally Breen]

Of.

[Christy Lee]

You're. You're really just mad because he's stupping your mother.

[Ally Breen]

Probably. You can probably hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you. We're gonna jump. Jim Morrison is weighing in now. Well, no, let's move on. I think we've solved this one. Get out. Move out, buddy. It's not your.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sorry. You can't sleep with your mom.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe. Maybe Soon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Work up to.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend always wants to kiss me during dinner. Like when his mouth is full.

[Jessica Hooker]

Or when we're.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Ally Breen]

Or when we're at the gym, like, dripping with sweat.

[Tom Griswold]

Do not see that.

[Ally Breen]

That's gross. Or do other girls not care when guys do stuff?

[Christy Lee]

Well, most guys see that. That's gross.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's disgusting.

[Jessica Hooker]

Gross. That is gross.

[Tom Griswold]

That is gross.

[Listener or Guest]

He just can't wait to get on you, I guess.

[Ally Breen]

Apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he's gonna have to wait. He's an idiot.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Swallow first.

[Christy Lee]

Tell him to quit being sick.

[Listener or Guest]

Yikes.

[Ally Breen]

He's being what my niece would one but the guy's dripping with sweat kissing. Like if a guy takes a run and then comes back and I've had that happen. Which is still pretty gross.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Ally Breen]

I don't know if guys know that that's.

[Christy Lee]

He's being what my niece would say is usgusting.

[Jessica Hooker]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's so weird. Does he get up from the table and walk over there or are you, like, at a booth at a restaurant? He's right next to you and half a mouthful of spaghetti and he leans over and lays one on your lips.

[Listener or Guest]

Like, this isn't a fetish, is it?

[Christy Lee]

For him?

[Tom Griswold]

Is he feeding her like a bird? Hey, you want to try some pasta?

[Christy Lee]

We're with you, ma'.

[Chick McGee]

Am. Now, birds, do they chew it and then vomit it up or they just chew it for the baby bird and put it in the mouth?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't know if they actually ingest it and regurgitate.

[Pat Godwin]

I think they just chew it.

[Ally Breen]

I think some do.

[Listener or Guest]

I think.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Either way, it's disgusting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we're with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we can move on.

[Christy Lee]

Get him to stop.

[Tom Griswold]

He's an idiot.

[Jessica Hooker]

Didn't Alicia Silverstone feed her kids that way?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So dirty it's wrong.

[Caller or Guest]

What?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Wait, she baby birded her kids?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

She can do whatever she wants.

[Jessica Hooker]

I'm sorry I derailed it.

[Christy Lee]

No, you didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

We're speaking with Allie Breen. You can reach Ali A L L I B R E E N. You can see her all over the place doing stand up comedy. New York, London, Florida, Reno. Or you can find her on social media and send her a nice letter like this one.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, I cheated on my husband and we're back together. Now the guy that I cheated with is saying if I cl. If I end it with him, he's going to tell my husband. What do I do, too? Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Blackmail. Oh, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Well, wait a minute.

[Ally Breen]

So she didn't get caught. She was cheating and didn't get caught. And now the guy says, hey, if you do end it with me, I am just gonna tell you.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is where murder comes in.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

Murdering her husband or the guy.

[Chick McGee]

The guy.

[Tom Griswold]

She must be back with her husband because she really needs to be there. And then this guy back with her husband.

[Jessica Hooker]

Then he must know she was doing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, apparently not.

[Ally Breen]

It doesn't sound like it.

[Listener or Guest]

Usually the girls are threatening to, like, tell the wife. Not usually. A guy.

[Tom Griswold]

If this guy.

[Pat Godwin]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

If this guy doesn't love you, if he's gonna rat on you, whatever the circumstances are. Yeah, yeah, he's awful.

[Ally Breen]

That's probably true.

[Christy Lee]

What does she do?

[Tom Griswold]

At some point, I said, you. You kill him.

[Jessica Hooker]

You can't kill him. Tom.

[Listener or Guest]

Play the odds. I bet he doesn't say anything.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Who knows?

[Listener or Guest]

And then maybe you'll get killed.

[Christy Lee]

I mean.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, my gosh.

[Ally Breen]

I mean, someone's gonna end up under.

[Jessica Hooker]

Nobody's gonna be dead head. You're gonna just have to. You cheated. You're gonna have to face the.

[Ally Breen]

That's a bold move when someone makes that arrangement. It's like the girl clearly doesn't like him. So now it's like, well, you better stay with me or I'm going to ruin your life.

[Jessica Hooker]

Why would you want to be with her?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's never gonna get better.

[J]

No.

[Listener or Guest]

Maybe she should stop being so good at sex. And then he'll just, like, be done with you. Like the side.

[Tom Griswold]

How is she gonna do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Listener or Guest]

I don't know.

[Jessica Hooker]

Lay there, there.

[Christy Lee]

She could put shattering teeth down there. I think I'd break up with somebody if they.

[Chick McGee]

How fun would that.

[Pat Godwin]

Enjoy that.

[Christy Lee]

But you wouldn't want to.

[Tom Griswold]

You realize someone listening to this is going to do that stunt.

[Chick McGee]

You hear that?

[Tom Griswold]

That is going to happen. We're going to get a letter the chatter from under the table first thing in the morning. Dear Bob and Tom show. I heard on Ali Breen segment that Josh suggested. I tried it. It's great. My. My boyfriend loved it.

[Jessica Hooker]

I bet he would.

[Chick McGee]

I've never hurt so hard in my life.

[Listener or Guest]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You talk about it.

[Jessica Hooker]

Would you laugh so hard?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, but it wouldn't. It would not turn me on.

[Jessica Hooker]

No, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

But it would be one of the greatest laughs of your life.

[Ally Breen]

That would be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

You could never stop telling the story.

[Christy Lee]

I'd laugh.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, God, I'd hope you'd laugh. All right.

[Chick McGee]

We haven't even gotten to the back

[Josh Arnold]

door with the Teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move on. What have you got?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, I've been married almost a year to my wife and the whole trope about no more BJ's seems to be coming true. At first, I got them a lot in the morning, and now she actually gets mad when I ask or try to nudge her in that direction.

[Christy Lee]

Nudge her in that direction.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Not by nudge. This mean grabbing the ponytail.

[Pat Godwin]

Never. Never nudge.

[Ally Breen]

You guys think this is a permanent thing or just temporary? I'm really worried.

[Christy Lee]

I think you were sold a bill of goods, dude.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

I think you have every right. I think you can call the Better Business Bureau.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe this is called in the future, masturbate and switch.

[Chick McGee]

Take it to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Take it to the Federal Trade Commission. You've got an absolute case. Yes.

[Listener or Guest]

Are you going down on your part

[Tom Griswold]

of the deal here?

[Ally Breen]

Good question.

[Listener or Guest]

Like, why don't you give it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know that I'll ever understand how your brain works during your signature.

[Listener or Guest]

It's just supposed to be one sided the whole time.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, that wasn't even.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That is not.

[Tom Griswold]

That is not part of the equation.

[Listener or Guest]

I offer it up.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't. That's not part of the equation.

[Ally Breen]

She could be holding on. Jess's right. Maybe she's like, hey, maybe if you

[Christy Lee]

do a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

And then she would have said that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. In the letter.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is not what's happening.

[Jessica Hooker]

How do you know? You know that for a fact?

[Tom Griswold]

I think she would have mentioned that.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah, he would.

[Tom Griswold]

If the letter had begun.

[Ally Breen]

You figure it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Caller or Guest]

This is.

[Jessica Hooker]

I think this is.

[Tom Griswold]

This is not her thing. It's not gonna change what was her

[Jessica Hooker]

thing before they got married.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's a lot of stuff before you get married. Okay. Get used to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

She's a monster.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I was thinking about the first one. I think I've solved it. Do you want to. Can you set up the first letter one more time? Ali, remember?

[Ally Breen]

Yeah. Let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

So the guy. The guy's 29 years old.

[Ally Breen]

He had to move back in with

[Tom Griswold]

his moves back in with his mom. In the meantime, his mother has established a relationship with a guy. He's living there, right?

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy is living there. But this guy.

[Ally Breen]

And he's a bum.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this guy claims the guy's a bum.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He wants the guy that. He wants to make the guy move out. Yes, I know how to do that.

[Jessica Hooker]

How do you do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Do they make gay porn magazines anymore?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you stick them in the bedside. The little table right there.

[Ally Breen]

They make the mom think that they're

[Tom Griswold]

mom comes home and realizes that, oh, it looks like Roger's into the fellas. Poof, he's gone. What do you think anybody?

[J]

Yeah,

[Christy Lee]

it was worth going back for.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

You're saying it's not.

[Christy Lee]

I'll get to another letter when we

[Chick McGee]

could have so you're saying it's not going to work. You know what I'd say? Why don't you try setting it up again? Again? See what happens. Okay, fine. Let's move on.

[Jessica Hooker]

I'm ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

What else we do the second letter

[Ally Breen]

as Josh wanted to know what's going on in Jess's mind. I'd like to see Tom's mind while all the other letters are being read.

[Christy Lee]

Going back to that first one because

[Tom Griswold]

that guy I I. I can't stand that guy.

[Christy Lee]

I'm with you, dude.

[Caller or Guest]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

It's his mother's place, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he. Yeah. Why? Yeah, he's wrong.

[Christy Lee]

He is wrong.

[Ally Breen]

But aren't you attacking the boyfriend? Aren't you saying the that for he had planted on the boyfriend's drawer so the moment thinks the boyfriends.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. I was turning into Alsman giving you a ridiculous way to get out of it. Okay, one more letter and we're out of here. I promise.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, my girlfriend has a really wild sister. She's very fun and flirtatious. I obviously love my girlfriend, but my girlfriend is not that way. She's very serious. I find myself thinking about her sister a lot and looking forward to the times that we get together. I would never make a move, obviously, but if she made a move on me, it would be pretty hard to say no. So I'm really not sure what to do about this. Do I avoid trying to see her or try to see her more? Lol.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh my gosh.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, boy.

[Listener or Guest]

There's not going to sleep with you. Like she would not do that.

[Ally Breen]

It's just a personality type. That flirtatious bubbly type, I think. It's not specific to him.

[Listener or Guest]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I do, I do know a guy that got divorced and married his exes his sister. Oh, yeah.

[Jessica Hooker]

Boy, that's a fun Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

What happened at Go slow? What?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, yeah, we'll call him.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no, I say we call him.

[Tom Griswold]

He was married, right?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

He got divorced.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

He is now married to her sister.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Okay.

[Listener or Guest]

And the ex is still right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

And do we think that started while he was married.

[Listener or Guest]

I do?

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows?

[Christy Lee]

Well, in this case it would. In this, in this letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, this is. This is rough. This is rough.

[Ally Breen]

I know a best friend. I know someone who got cheated on by their best friend and he married the best friend. But sisters. Yeah. Geez.

[Listener or Guest]

Unless the sisters hate each other. Like I don't see it happening. So.

[Ally Breen]

So, yeah. And also, if this sister, that is his girlfriend isn't worried about it, that means the other sister always behaves this way no matter what. It's just not right.

[Christy Lee]

A real answer. A real answer is this. You're already kind of telling yourself that the girl you're with isn't right for you. You want.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's attracted.

[Christy Lee]

You don't necessarily want her sister. You want somebody who's more.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't agree. He wants the sister.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's fine. But he's also proving at the same time he's with the wrong person.

[Listener or Guest]

But if he's in a. Let's say he's with that sister, she's going to keep being flirtatious with other guys all the time and you're going to hate it. You're going to be jealous and all crazy.

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Listener or Guest]

So just stay with where you are. You're fine.

[Christy Lee]

No, you're unhappy where you are.

[Listener or Guest]

Be miserable. It's okay.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, stay miserable.

[Tom Griswold]

P.S. she was voted Miss Arkansas.

[Josh Arnold]

BJ.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that changes everything.

[Jessica Hooker]

That does add unless you marry her.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently therein lies the road.

[Chick McGee]

Ally?

[Tom Griswold]

Allie, I'm so sorry. I like your new glasses. Ally, where are you? Are you on Back in the city this weekend? What's going on?

[Ally Breen]

No, this. I'm back in Reno this weekend.

[J]

Really?

[Ally Breen]

I know. I'm at the Golden Nugget or the. Sorry, it's not Reno, it's Carson City. Right by Reno at the Carson Nugget. Oh, cool. Yeah, so it'll be fun. They're actually doing, we're doing two shows and they're conspiracy theory themed. So we're have a little bit of that on top of a regular set. So it should be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool. Well, thanks, Ali. Always a pleasure.

[Jessica Hooker]

Hi Allie.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again you can reach her A L L I B R E N on your favorite social media platform. Now let's talk about money, money, money. You ever noticed that you have less of it now than before because everything is so expensive. Gas. Let's see, pretty much everything you buy now seems to cost a lot more. You may find yourself counting on those credit cards. Then you find that. Wow, I owe the credit card company a lot of money. And every week, every month, I should say, it's become harder to pay it off. So pretty soon you've got a giant balance, you're paying heavy interest rates. What to do? Well, one of the solutions if you own your own home is to take advantage of the equity in that because it's probably worth a lot more than it was just a few years ago. Chick was telling me about a friend of his that had been living in a place for 10 years and sold his house for more than double. You don't have to sell your house to take advantage of that. You can grab the equity by doing a refi. The folks that specialize in that are American financing. American financing.net is where you can get plenty of information. Now this, when I talked to them just about a month ago, they were telling me their average client at the time was saving about 800 bucks a month on that mortgage payment. So see, how it works, it depends on your situation, obviously, but you owe it to your family to check it out. Takes about 10 minutes to find out if this is gonna work for you. Depends how long you've owned the house, et cetera, et cetera, a lot of other conditions based on where you live and the situation that you've got. So just check it out. Why not? It's not gonna hurt anything. They have no pressure, no upfront fees. They have salaried folks that will walk you through the process very quickly. AmericanFinancing.net 866-88926 11 that's 866-889-2611. And you can reach them once again at American financing.net nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Sports studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jessica Hooker]

Hi, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? There's Jessica Alsman. Hi there, Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Pat, will you behave yourself over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're in trouble.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about people misbehaving at concerts.

[Jessica Hooker]

Yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

urinating.

[Christy Lee]

Like, really misbehaving.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like, and then I was trying to find this, this guy at the Corn Concert that wouldn't stop having Adam self pleasuring.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah boy.

[Tom Griswold]

And I found the video.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you've seen him.

[Pat Godwin]

He.

[Chick McGee]

He can't keep his hands off himself.

[Tom Griswold]

And the cops come and pull away. It's just awful.

[Christy Lee]

What's he doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Enjoying the show.

[Tom Griswold]

While looking for that, I just landed on something else that has nothing to do with anything we've been talking about, but I just thought it was interesting.

[Jessica Hooker]

What? How to boil corn. What?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a fair. And by the way, I. My. My first shot at sweet corn is coming this evening.

[Jessica Hooker]

Oh, you haven't had it yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever. Yeah, we ever. This season he wanted to call you

[Christy Lee]

something

[Tom Griswold]

but yesterday and in any event. So I, I Corn obviously is K O R N. Right. So I went and googled that and I landed. I finally found the guy. Guy cranking it to corn which is just.

[Jessica Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's like in a stadium balcony. It's just pathetic. But there's a guy named Andreas Kornfeld of Alexander Historical Auctions. And it popped up because his name is spelled K O R N And what it. It was about an auction in which Adolf Hitler's telephone was sold. They actually, this is the actual telephone that the Russians found in his bunker. And it had been in the, in the. The general who it was presented to. The Russian general had his family been holding onto it until 2017 and they auctioned it off.

[Christy Lee]

They knew it was Hitler's phone because the cord was tied in. A Nazi.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very good.

[Pat Godwin]

I enjoy that.

[Tom Griswold]

It went for $243,000. This. It was auctioned off in Maryland.

[Chick McGee]

If you bought that, would you tell people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. And it, It's. They have not named the buyer. And I did a little more research and it is. It has never shown up in a museum and it's apparently in a private collection and no one knows where it is.

[Christy Lee]

How strange.

[Tom Griswold]

But the guy he was bidding against, there's a picture of him and when he placed his bed, it looked to me like he was making a Nazi salute. So that guy. You don't want to have that guy owning the thing.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, don't give that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's just off.

[Christy Lee]

We're not trying to encourage.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's terrible. Anyway, behave yourself at concerts, please, please.

[Jessica Hooker]

Speaking of behaving yourself, we have an etiquette story in the news today.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I've got etiquette out the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know.

[Jessica Hooker]

An etiquette expert says there's one unwritten rule every airline passenger should know.

[Tom Griswold]

And I, I Don't buy. I don't buy this. I'm telling you right away.

[Chick McGee]

Keep your shoes on. Right.

[Christy Lee]

So this is airline etiquette. Everyone should know.

[Ally Breen]

Yep.

[Jessica Hooker]

If you're stuck in the middle seat, yes, both armrests belong to you.

[Christy Lee]

No, you get no armrest.

[Jessica Hooker]

I get no armrest.

[J]

None.

[Jessica Hooker]

Thomas B. Farley, also known as Mr. Manners.

[Christy Lee]

I hate explained.

[Chick McGee]

God, I'm Mr. Manners.

[Caller or Guest]

Yep.

[Jessica Hooker]

He explained the extra care should be taken to ensure that the middle seat passenger is comfortable throughout their journey, as it's objectively the worst seat on the plane. For example, the window passenger gets the window view. The aisle passenger gets extra leg room. So that leaves the middle seat seat with one small consolation prize. Both armrests.

[Christy Lee]

No way, dude. The middle seat is pure misery. And you lean into it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's realized flying.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna have to be in that seat at some point. Suck it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Middle seat gets to determine what you watch on your iPad.

[Jessica Hooker]

What?

[Christy Lee]

And he looked at us like he was serious. What do you mean that's true?

[Jessica Hooker]

I want to have someone next to

[Listener or Guest]

you creeping over your shoulder. Like, what are you watching?

[Jessica Hooker]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to watch with me? Yeah, but I told you, that actually happened to me.

[J]

What?

[Listener or Guest]

Ew.

[Tom Griswold]

Last year, a guy got in the plane, didn't have. He didn't have an iPhone, didn't have an iPad, didn't have a book or a magazine.

[Chick McGee]

Going to Bareback.

[Tom Griswold]

I was watching something and he kept asking me questions about it.

[Listener or Guest]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Cuz he couldn't hear it. Cuz I had it in earphones.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

I would have stood up and said, this guy has a bomb strapped in.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to meet Mr. Manners.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think you do.

[Tom Griswold]

We gotta get. Can we get Mr. Manners on the air?

[Jessica Hooker]

Mr. Manners.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to talk to him.

[Chick McGee]

Say no. Saying the phone.

[Christy Lee]

I bet Mr.

[Chick McGee]

Phones are broke.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Is somewhat ironic.

[Listener or Guest]

Last time I had a middle seat, I end up falling asleep on the stranger next to me. Like my head was on his shoulder.

[Christy Lee]

Salzman.

[Listener or Guest]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I hated it.

[Listener or Guest]

I was disgusted.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he keep his hands to himself?

[Listener or Guest]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Once again, thanks for joining us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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