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Christy Lee
It'S the Bob and Show. Kevin Pollock is our guest.
Josh Arnold
Do you have an impression that's a favorite of yours that is not a.
Christy Lee
Favorite of anyone else, like say the.
Josh Arnold
Audience or is it too obscure? Yeah, I did Albert Brooks for a.
Pat Godwin
Long time actually and it just killed.
Christy Lee
Me when I sort of eventually had to stop doing because the audience just wasn't in tune. Because his early films that he wrote and directed and starred in are some of my favorite also.
Chick McGee
Lost in America.
Josh Arnold
Lost in America.
Christy Lee
I just saw Modern Romans. Modern Romance is the one that, you know, so many people missed who loved. But Lost in America, I mean the scene with Gary Marshall.
Josh Arnold
Oh yeah, when he tries to get the money back from the casino.
Christy Lee
So I just love him to death. And I used to do this thing where I would bring up someone from the audience and improvise the Albert Brooks.
Josh Arnold
Show, which was a talk show at.
Christy Lee
That point they were giving out talk shows every other day.
Josh Arnold
And so I thought, you know, be.
Christy Lee
Nice if we could have our favorite people to have their own talks. So Albert was mine and I would bring someone up and it was sort of, it was improvised but it was a little controlled because I was prepared no matter what they said.
Jess Hooker
Right.
Christy Lee
You know, that I was going to attack them basically. And the way it worked was if you want to play along, sure, I would say so. I would literally bring the person out of the audience and sit them next to me on stage. This Is exciting. Thank you very much for being here.
Josh Arnold
You're on the Albert Brooks Show.
Christy Lee
And what is it you do for a living?
Jeff Oskay
I do radio, actually.
Christy Lee
Really?
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Christy Lee
That's incredible. So that's exciting. All right. We'll be right back.
Josh Arnold
Come on.
Christy Lee
Radio.
Josh Arnold
This is a television show.
Jess Hooker
Nobody cares.
Christy Lee
Help me out.
Josh Arnold
You go back to your table, you have a life.
Christy Lee
My career's in the toilet. And then big smiles. Welcome back.
Josh Arnold
We were kidding off the end.
Christy Lee
She's a killer, this one. So you were telling me before that you do radio.
Josh Arnold
That's exciting.
Christy Lee
What do you do actually at radio?
Jeff Oskay
I do news.
Josh Arnold
You do news, really?
Jeff Oskay
I'm a newsreader.
Josh Arnold
You are a newsreader?
Christy Lee
I didn't know.
Josh Arnold
That's great. We'll be right back. Come on.
Christy Lee
You read the news.
Josh Arnold
What is that?
Christy Lee
I have a bird in a cage. He reads the news.
Josh Arnold
Nobody dead.
Christy Lee
I'm dead. You understand ratings, maybe, not TV. It matters.
Josh Arnold
Welcome back.
Christy Lee
Hello, hello, hello. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the. Thank you Singers Bob and Tom show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.
Jeff Oskay
Hello.
Christy Lee
Pat Godwin returns.
Pat Godwin
Hey, Chick.
Christy Lee
Hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold. Hi there. Ace Cosby's here. There's Jeff Oskay. I'm Chick Magee over here at the sports desk. And all sports fans know it's, I think Stephen King put it best. It's the dead zone season right now. Not a lot going on in the world of sports. NFL training camps opening, of course, golf tournaments, WNBA in full swing certainly, but got the mlb.
Josh Arnold
So if your team's doing well, that might be fun.
Christy Lee
But so many games.
Josh Arnold
A lot of games.
Christy Lee
A lot of games. Well, they lost nine last week. Who cares? Got 28 more today. I, I don't know how that works, but I guess, yeah. Sad news today, Christy. We go to you, Ms. Lee, for.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Ozzy Osborne, everybody's talking about it this morning. Died at the age of 76, just less than three weeks after that big show in Birmingham. He passed away at his Birmingham shire mansion in England.
Christy Lee
I was convinced that they were going to do the same show here in the United States. Somewhere before they said that was the farewell show. But I, I couldn't believe they wouldn't, you know, try to do a show here, but Right. Can't Now.
Jeff Oskay
The Grammy winning singer was often the target of parents groups, of course. And we can't forget the uproar after he bit the bat off of. Or the head off the bat. Was it Iowa? Remember that?
Christy Lee
But was it that was like a dove or something. You think they had a dove painted black? Can't very well bite the head off a piece dove, can I?
Jeff Oskay
Ozzy suffered from a very rare form of Parkinson's disease and apparently had been suffering from it for quite a while, but didn't announce it. Of the world till, like, 2020. And then, of course, who could forget the Osbornes on mtv. Different side of Ozzy was shown to the world, wasn't it? Oh, yeah, that they were. That was Little Daddy.
Christy Lee
That was kind of the first reality, pseudo reality show. I guess we all know a couple people who wrote on the show, right? But.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, but what is. I mean, it made him look a lot sweeter than people.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Of course, we have some reactions from celebrities. Elton John said, quote, so sad to hear the news of Ozzy's passing.
Josh Arnold
They have a duet that's incredible. I love it.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, really?
Christy Lee
I have not heard it.
Jeff Oskay
He was a dear friend and huge trailblazer who secured his place in the pantheon of rock gods. A true legend. He was also one of the funniest people I ever met. I will miss him dearly. Rod Stewart says, bye. Bye, Ozzy. Sleep well, my friend. I'll see you up there later rather than sooner.
Josh Arnold
Well.
Jeff Oskay
Well, Rod, you're not exactly. How old is he? He's got to be 80, right? Yeah, you think?
Pat Godwin
Huh?
Jeff Oskay
Huh? Flavor Flav spoke up. I didn't know these two had a relationship.
Christy Lee
Flavor Flav and Ozzy, man.
Jeff Oskay
Real heartbroken over the passing of Ozzy Osbourne. We go way back, and it was a real honor to watch him get inducted into the Rock hall last year. Sending my love and prayers to Sharon and his kids. The Alamo. Do you guys remember this? Back in 1982, Ozzy urinated on the Alamo.
Josh Arnold
Oh, really? Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
That rascal.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. We at the Alamo are saddened to hear of the passing of legendary musician Ozzy Osbourne. His relationship with the Alamo was marked initially by a deeply disrespectful incident in 1982. The act profoundly and rightfully upset many who held and hold this site sacred. However, redemption and reconciliation eventually became part of his history as well. In 1992, Ozzie personally apologized to then mayor Nelson Wolf and expressed genuine remorse for his actions.
Josh Arnold
Yes, Ozzie. A huge part of my musical education, if you will.
Christy Lee
Yeah, Totally missed Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath.
Josh Arnold
I loved Black. I started listening to Black Sabbath young and then. And then Ozzy solo stuff and just a bit. Yeah, Huge part of my.
Christy Lee
I did like The. The Crazy Train and those that. What you would call the hit years, I guess.
Josh Arnold
Sure.
Christy Lee
Solo stuff.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, that was pretty good. The solos.
Christy Lee
Oh, no, yeah, that was pretty good. We talked with Joe Walsh one morning on the show about Ozzy and it went a little something like this.
Josh Arnold
We're joined by the legendary Joe Walsh on the phone. Joe, good morning, sir.
Christy Lee
Good morning.
Josh Arnold
How are you?
Christy Lee
We're great. Joe and I read a funny thing.
Josh Arnold
About the Rolling Stones setting up their tour.
Christy Lee
They had to have one of the.
Josh Arnold
Roadies in the back with a stack of their albums and they'd come upon a song title and they'd had to kind of relearn it. Yeah. I mean, when you guys are with the Eagles, did you have to sit down and go, that was a great song, but how did we do it then? Yeah, exactly. I didn't even know we.
Christy Lee
You know, just because you wrote it don't mean you can play it. That's true. That's right. I find that a lot. You know, I don't remember a whole. There's a couple years there that are. That are just a mystery to me. I was talking to Ozzy about two weeks ago and, you know, James King and his band, we played a whole bunch of gigs and neither of us remember anything. Those were the days.
Josh Arnold
Wow.
Christy Lee
Now we played together because we have the posters.
Pat Godwin
I know we did.
Christy Lee
That's the light of the year. I know we did. They printed posters. Yep. Boy, oh, boy. Yeah, I've seen the posters.
Jeff Oskay
That's a good time.
Christy Lee
Don't remember the. Well, sad news, certainly.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, Ozzy was in here a couple of times. He was always very gracious and sweet and I have a picture. I didn't. I was gonna bring it in, but it's an old one of him holding me in the lobby. Really picked me up. That for some reason, celebrities like to pick me up.
Pat Godwin
Well, you're tiny little.
Christy Lee
You're bite sized.
Jeff Oskay
Richard Simmons did. Ozzy Osbourne did.
Christy Lee
Picked you up. Huh?
Jeff Oskay
That's weird.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Was this at a bar?
Christy Lee
Oh, physically picked you up. Oh, well, that. That makes more sense. Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. But he was just a sweet old, sweet old guy.
Christy Lee
Well, the famous story that Tom's told a million times is that after Ozzy was on the show, Ozzy smoked some cigarettes and we, you know, broke everything down and went home for the day. And there's a couple people in the parking lot wanted Ozzy cigarette butts from. From the interview. So I don't know if they got them or not, but that was the kind of fandom.
Jeff Oskay
They did.
Christy Lee
There you go.
Jeff Oskay
Well, in the other story, and Ace will remember this, we were on stage with Ozzy once, Tom and I. We were dressed as monks. We had to come out during one of the songs and all Tom talked about was the huge zit on Ozzy's back because Ozzy was always shirtless on stage.
Josh Arnold
Right.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. That was a memorable evening.
Pat Godwin
Did you see the pimple?
Jeff Oskay
I didn't notice, Pat. I was on stage in a huge arena with Ozzy Osbourne.
Christy Lee
I would say there. What 1 to 2% of people who would notice a pimple on Ozzy Osbourne's back there on stage with him. And Tom's one of them.
Jeff Oskay
Gotta be one. He's not aware of his surroundings. I was taking it all in. It was pretty awesome. But yeah, yeah. Rest in peace, Oz. That's our busy. Big news this big news. What very big a surprise.
Chick McGee
What was the love song Josh from our era with him. If I close My Eyes Forever.
Christy Lee
First of all, you nailed it.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, you did.
Christy Lee
Unbelievable.
Josh Arnold
Thanks, baby.
Christy Lee
Fantastic. I don't. I don't. Yeah, he.
Josh Arnold
He definitely has songs Osmosis that are like that. And yeah.
Pat Godwin
On the reality show, Sharon Osborne said that if his hair was pulled back, he was drunk. If it was down, he was sober.
Josh Arnold
That's how you.
Christy Lee
Yeah, no kidding.
Pat Godwin
And he wasn't. He wasn't supposed to be drinking. So she would always know his hair is pulled back.
Chick McGee
His tell.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, well, he doesn't want to get hair in his drink.
Christy Lee
Oh, it kind of makes sense. You got your hair pulled back, you're working. Yeah, yeah. Let's see what it's. According to the. Yeah. Eight Grammy Awards, I guess. Rock album, metal performance and 94 and 2023 rock song, hard rock performance in 2011 and 2008.
Josh Arnold
So is he in the hall of fame with Black Sabbath and as a solo?
Christy Lee
I do not know the answer to that, but I. I would think. I guess a lot of people have said that during Ozfest, remember those. They would travel the country.
Josh Arnold
And I went to a bunch of those.
Christy Lee
Yeah, right. And the scariest person out of all those Ozfests and you had, you know, all of that. That genre of music and all those badass rock and rollers. But I guess the most terrifying guy backstage was always Tony Iommi.
Josh Arnold
Oh, really?
Christy Lee
Everybody was scared to death of Tony and I don't know why that was.
Josh Arnold
I wonder if he was mean or.
Christy Lee
I don't. Or just so menacing looking.
Pat Godwin
Did Ozzy leave Black Sabbath or was he kicked out of Black Sabbath.
Josh Arnold
He was kicked out.
Pat Godwin
Kicked out.
Josh Arnold
And the do you know.
Christy Lee
Because we've been told he's kicked out. Let's not go ahead and say that.
Josh Arnold
The do years are they have their place. I know there are some people who hate the Black Sabbath deal years, but I, I think there are some good.
Christy Lee
Songs what had vocal in deals, though. I.
Jeff Oskay
He was inducted into the Rock and Roll hall of Fame twice, y'.
Christy Lee
All.
Josh Arnold
Oh, good, good.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. With Black sabbath. Sabbath in 2006 and then just last year. So as a solo artist.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Good.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Oh, there you go. What else is coming up in news? I mean, not that we need anything else. That's a huge story, of course, but.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, what do we got? We got a naked guy in a tanning bed again that tried to burn down the gym.
Josh Arnold
Tried to burn down the gym.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Fake Hollywood heart attacks was costing real lives.
Christy Lee
Fake Hollywood heart attacks.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I'll explain it because it's really.
Christy Lee
Bizarre in sports, we got a monster truck tire going out into the parking lot. That's no good. No, no. Wnbl WNBA All Star Game ratings are down, as one might expect without Cait playing. And we'll have updates on that coming up. This message sponsored by Raycon. Don't you just love one of your favorites when it comes back? Even better. Well, this month, guess who's back and better than ever. Raycon's fan favorite Everyday Earbuds Classic Now. Active Noise cancellation Return of everyone's favorite everyday earbuds. And they're the perfect way to tune out all the noise around you and tune into something great. The latest version of Raycon's Everyday Earbuds Classic now features active noise cancellation. The one thing they were missing. Eight hours of playtime, 32 hours of battery. And Raycons will never leave your ears. Audio quality that rivals all the big audio brands you know and love at half the price. And icon returns. Get yours today. Raycon's Everyday Earbuds Free shipping on every pair. Go to buyraycon.com Tom get 20% off the fan favorite Everyday Earbuds Classic Right now. Raycon offering 20% off the Everyday Earbuds Classic. That's buyraycon.com Tom we'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
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Christy Lee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. There's Jeff Oskay. I'm Chick Magee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. And I steamrolled. Never mind. Let's. Yeah, let's go to letters. You want kind of a sad day here in the, on the ship with Ozzy.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Dying yesterday. It's kind of a, kind of a. We're kind of idling, I guess, is what I'm trying to say.
Josh Arnold
I mentioned yesterday that my youngest brother Joey Wednesday, I once saw running full speed and he stepped on the end of a rake and the handle came up and hit him right in the face. And it was one of my all time favorite memories.
Christy Lee
Well, now, wait a minute. Is this a listener mail?
Josh Arnold
Yes. Oh, while the cat's away.
Christy Lee
Listener mail. They sent us some mail. Listener sent us a lot of mail.
Josh Arnold
All right, all right.
Pat Godwin
Cut that out.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Okay. Well done.
Jeff Oskay
Well, you're not having fun.
Josh Arnold
The same thing happened to me, says Diane kind of hurt, stepped on a rake, a garden hoe for her.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, man.
Josh Arnold
Have you ever kind of stepped on a rake but it didn't come up and hit you in the face? But yeah, enough to go, oh, man. If I had really committed, ever raised.
Christy Lee
Up and hit your head on something, I mean, yeah, that's really something.
Josh Arnold
Say you open a cabinet door, go down, you come back up, hit that cabinet door or that corner of it.
Christy Lee
What I want to know is why, when you watch these movies, why is it when the tough guy is gonna get punched and he, he looks at the other tough guy and he butts him in the head with his head and it doesn't seem to hurt the butter, but the buddy is like knocked out. I don't know.
Josh Arnold
There is truth to that.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Like you're prepared. Why don't they knock each other out? I don't know.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. You'd think it would equally hurt. Right? But it doesn't.
Christy Lee
But the guy who's doing the button is fine.
Josh Arnold
Think about like when babies, you know, they're wobbly necks and they whip back and then hit you in the head. They're fine.
Jeff Oskay
Boy, that hurts.
Christy Lee
Boy, a baby hits you in the nose.
Josh Arnold
That's really smart. That's all the time, that Baby Bjorn.
Chick McGee
Where it holds it. It holds it right, and it'll catch you right in the bridge of your nose and just instant tears.
Christy Lee
Babies can kick your ass.
Josh Arnold
But then you smell their heads, and that'll cure any unhappiness.
Jeff Oskay
This is a letter for you, Josh. Hello, Josh. Every time you laugh, it makes me happy inside. Your laugh makes me laugh. I may be married, but I need a night with Josh.
Christy Lee
Holy mother of God.
Josh Arnold
I don't think I've ever been somebody's hall pass.
Jeff Oskay
Her subject. Josh, I think I love you.
Josh Arnold
I think I love you.
Christy Lee
Well, even the playing field, so to speak. Another listener. Dear Bob, a Tom Show. I listen to the show on YouTube every morning while working and have to pause during meetings. It seems like every time I pause, it's Josh's face.
Josh Arnold
Oh, sorry.
Christy Lee
Sometimes I have to share my screen during these meetings, and the first thing people see is his face.
Josh Arnold
Boy, I look kind of sinister there, don't I?
Christy Lee
You sure do.
Josh Arnold
I look like I'm up to no good.
Christy Lee
I don't know how, but Josh is messing with me. Show's going great. Thanks. Thank you, guys. All right. Thank you, Michael.
Josh Arnold
You know, I talked about how I identify now as a bald man, but I don't identify as bald as I really am. Does that make sense?
Christy Lee
No, no, that makes absolute sense.
Josh Arnold
And whenever I see a picture like that, I'm like, oh, dude, it always throws me.
Christy Lee
I've got. I'm thinning, and I've got a bald back here, and I never know back in the back of my head, there's. And I see myself every now and then. It's like, holy hell.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Like on a security cam.
Christy Lee
Who's that old guy?
Josh Arnold
What are you gonna do?
Christy Lee
Yes, Christy.
Jeff Oskay
Well, we have one of those Thomisms. You know how Tom can't think of words, right?
Chick McGee
Sure.
Jeff Oskay
This is from Michelle was looking all over the other morning for some tweezers and getting madder by the minute when asking the dogs if they knew where they were in the heat of my frustration. Because dogs know everything, right?
Christy Lee
Dogs know where. They just won't tell you.
Jeff Oskay
Right. I forgot what they were called and was saying out loud, where the heck are those face pliers?
Christy Lee
That's good. Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
She says, thank you, Tom, for infiltrating my daily life. Well, I hope you found them, Michelle.
Josh Arnold
Very nice.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I feel like a tiny word might be tiny face pliers.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Right. Some sort of modifier.
Christy Lee
Let's see. Dear Bob, a top show. Josh, you talked wonders about the Crunch Wrap supreme from Taco Bell.
Josh Arnold
Yes, I'm a big fan. Yeah.
Christy Lee
So much so that I had to try one. I did not care for it. This from Jesse.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Christy Lee
So there you go. Well, that's it. Try Taco Bell. Has a huge menu.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. You can.
Christy Lee
Something for everybody.
Josh Arnold
Sure. Yeah. I mean, I think that's one of the reasons I like the Crunchwrap Supreme. It's a little bit of everything in it all wrapped up into a bundle of joy.
Jeff Oskay
Do they still sell Pintos and cheese? Do you remember? Used to get the little.
Josh Arnold
I do remember that.
Jeff Oskay
God, I love them.
Josh Arnold
And I never got them. And I always wondered who did.
Jeff Oskay
I did.
Josh Arnold
And it was you.
Jeff Oskay
And I would put. I'd use the nachos and make nachos out of it.
Josh Arnold
That's real smart.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Christy Lee
What happened to the fiesta? Didn't they have fiesta potatoes or something? Yes, with the cheese and. Yes, and onions and those seemed like.
Josh Arnold
They were popular enough to stick around and I don't think they have.
Christy Lee
And they. Yeah. I don't know what happened. Chick, please, please bring back. How about you? I don't think so. Jesse.
Chick McGee
This from Robert. Your story of dancing with the nun reminded me of a sick joke from my childhood. He's 80.
Josh Arnold
Pat, did you.
Chick McGee
I don't think it's that sick, so I'm gonna tell it.
Josh Arnold
Did you hear about.
Pat Godwin
I heard a lot of the show, but I didn't hear about the nuns.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yeah. You want to refresh our memory?
Chick McGee
Well, basically, at my grade school, there were more boys than girls. So if you didn't ask a girl to dance, you had to dance with one of the nuns.
Christy Lee
I had no idea. I guess you were in Catholic school.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. And Jeff had to dance with one of the nuns and tell Pat the song, please.
Chick McGee
Lady in Red.
Christy Lee
Lady in Red.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I still remember it.
Josh Arnold
It's love. Dancing with a Nun. Y. Yeah, that's a song.
Pat Godwin
Slow Dancing with a Nun.
Chick McGee
The sad part was she was old when I danced with her. She just died last week.
Josh Arnold
Really? Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Did you get it?
Christy Lee
She just died last week.
Josh Arnold
She did.
Chick McGee
Sister Teresa Claire.
Christy Lee
She's a great teacher.
Chick McGee
She was a wonderful nun.
Josh Arnold
Boy, Anybody who just turned in. Yeah, the nun just died last week. And then me cackling like a man.
Pat Godwin
So slow dancing. Arms around the nun.
Chick McGee
No, arms at the waist. Her arms up on my shoulders. Enough room for the Holy Ghost in between.
Jeff Oskay
That's right.
Chick McGee
Holy Spirit his joke, what goes black, white, red, black, white, red, black, white, red.
Christy Lee
Something about a nun in a razor blade.
Chick McGee
A wounded nun rolling downhill.
Josh Arnold
She's just wounded.
Chick McGee
She skipped her knee. It's not that bad. She'll be fine.
Christy Lee
Should we pursue non jokes today? Maybe, maybe not.
Josh Arnold
No.
Christy Lee
Didn't they call him the Penguin? Call her the Penguin in the Blues Brothers?
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Christy Lee
Penguin. Penguin wants to meet us. Meet with us.
Josh Arnold
So good. She starts hitting him. One of them cusses and she hits him with a ruler and then he cusses because of that. And then it's just like.
Christy Lee
This is from Larry, I am assuming, of course. And you're correct, Larry. We're getting email requests about Ozzy passing away. I'd love to hear the clip. Years ago, when the Tibetan monk music synced up with Iron man by Black Sabbath. There is a clip on YouTube back in the day. You are correct, sir. But here's what it sounded like one morning on the Bob and Tom Show. Oh, these are the monks.
Jeff Oskay
Tibetan monks.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
This is the Tibetan sacred temple music.
Christy Lee
Excuse me. These are actually instruments. Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
These are like big horn things.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I'm not one to take a cultural stance on its superiority of western over.
Christy Lee
Church music, but I don't know.
Jeff Oskay
You can't really sing along with this, can you?
Christy Lee
Not a big.
Josh Arnold
Not a big argument. Not a big argument there anymore.
Christy Lee
Where's that one that we were.
Jeff Oskay
Now that's an actual monk voice.
Christy Lee
Oh, is it?
Josh Arnold
Wait a minute.
Christy Lee
Wait a minute, Bob.
Josh Arnold
I'm sorry.
Christy Lee
Get out, Ozzy.
Josh Arnold
Oh, Black Sabbath.
Pat Godwin
I think we can.
Christy Lee
I think we can segue.
Josh Arnold
I think we can segue this right into Black Sabbath.
Christy Lee
Hang on a second. Right here in the studio.
Jeff Oskay
We need some drums.
Josh Arnold
Wait.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah. That was almost too perfect.
Josh Arnold
Still got the monks going.
Ali Breen
Yeah, okay.
Jeff Oskay
It sounds great.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah. Now that's going to sell. That's a big hit. Yeah. The Tibetan monks.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yes.
Christy Lee
Ozzy Osborne from back in the day. Dear Bob and Tom show. I've been a faithful listener since I was around 5 years old. Today I'm turning 39. I love the show. Love you guys. Give me a shout out if you can. Nope, can't do it. Can't do it, Derek. Sorry. Okay. Good morning, Derek.
Josh Arnold
We just refuse. My husband says Shauna. Shauna. Oh, that's o' Donna by.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yeah, we knew.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
We were right there with you.
Josh Arnold
But actually in Ferris Bueller, do you remember, his sister's name is Shawna and she says it to Charlie Sheen. Remember, he's the bad boy.
Christy Lee
Yeah, it's a police station.
Josh Arnold
And then in the background, you hear a chorus. Shaun, my husband, is very afraid of heights. Our local amusement park is a very tall Ferris wheel with open cars that spin like teacups. My gosh, I'd be horrified. Man. Well, my husband's daughter was visiting. Oh. Sort of blended family incident. That's a shame.
Christy Lee
Well, but sometimes in some families, children are favorites of one parent or the other. So maybe that's what this is. It could be the husband and the daughter.
Josh Arnold
Let's just hope the daughter's loved by someone.
Christy Lee
That's right.
Jeff Oskay
You guys.
Christy Lee
Doesn'T go to bed crying too.
Josh Arnold
The dad did what I would do. I am afraid of Ferris wheels. That's where this. But I'll ride them. I just get very uncomfortable. He sucked it up and he went up there. And at the top, the daughter started spinning the car and he started screaming, stop it. You're going to unscrew us. That is how I feel when somebody starts rocking the thing.
Christy Lee
Oh, man.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Good morning, Bob. At top show. I've heard. I don't the people who mention things that I don't pay attention to. I guess it must be me, right?
Josh Arnold
Right. Yeah.
Christy Lee
I don't know how I miss this weigh you. I've heard several emails in the past from listeners telling you how you've ruined their lives. I don't remember that. Do you guys remember that?
Josh Arnold
No. Tom, you've ruined my life. I can't pull up.
Christy Lee
See, I forget that one.
Chick McGee
I have one right here.
Christy Lee
Okay. How you ruin their lives. Let me tell you how you ruined my life at work the other day. I sell and design monuments and headstones. Oh. As I was designing a headstone for a lady and her deceased husband, she told me her last name and I meant to ask her if that was hyphenated, but what came out because of you clowns was. Is that hymenated?
Josh Arnold
Oh, man.
Christy Lee
I immediately turned red and corrected myself as I noticed a small grin on her face and I acted like nothing happened happen. Thanks, guys. And according to the marriage date she had on the headstone, she hasn't been hymnated in over 50 years.
Josh Arnold
Just to answer the question.
Christy Lee
Yeah, that's from someone. It doesn't. He doesn't give his name, but it's the email address has three stooges fan in the address. So there you go. Well. And you have one ruining life Jeff.
Chick McGee
You guys rock. Just wanted to let you know how Tom ruined a session for me last night.
Josh Arnold
All right.
Chick McGee
My girlfriend Brittany, 35, who doesn't listen to Rob, Bob and Tom. First red flag was telling me about an activity she wanted to do in the bedroom. Exotic swing.
Josh Arnold
Oh, my.
Chick McGee
Which counters all red flags, according to Chad. But she referred to our upcoming session as sexy time. And I lost my shoes. Close. I told her, never say that again. I laughed so hard. Then I couldn't get Tom's face out of my head. So, needless to say, erection lost. Just thought you all would like to know, Tom is ruining sex for me. Now I expect an apology. That's Chad from Lexington.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, sorry.
Josh Arnold
I don't think any of us like. I don't like when he calls it sexy time.
Jeff Oskay
I don't either.
Josh Arnold
It's a total Borat ripoff. It's. I don't care. I don't like it.
Christy Lee
I don't like it at all.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, so. So it is just Tom that's ruined that.
Christy Lee
There are a lot of. A lot of erections ruined every day because of this show. And speaking of that. Dear Bob and Tom show, driving through northern Michigan slash Torch Lake on our family vacation last week, we passed a YMCA camp on a lakeside road. I looked at my wife and said, that's where Tom went to camp.
Josh Arnold
Oh, geez.
Christy Lee
She of course asked, how do you know that? He, Perenn says, not who's Tom? Which would be a normal response, like a normal human. She knew what I was talking about. He talks about Camp Hyawenta hiawento hiawenta all the time. Hate to say it, but he's right. Michigan is incredible. I guess I've listened to you guys for almost 30 years. Savannah, Georgia to Canton, Ohio to Arkansas to Josh's stomping grounds in St. Louis. Oh, and Josh, by the way, your story on vacation, I don't think Pat heard it. About the. The bird killing the squirrel and you and your brother watching. He says, I saw a bald eagle kill a seagull the other day. Oh, it was fascinating.
Chick McGee
Good Lord.
Josh Arnold
I wonder if it was midair.
Christy Lee
Josh is telling the story about an osprey who killed a squirrel, but it was like a hitman.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Christy Lee
The osprey was.
Josh Arnold
He just slowly, one talon, put the head under the water and drowned it and just stared at my brother and I while he did it. You're kidding me. It was chilling.
Christy Lee
It was really something.
Pat Godwin
I heard about the. I'm going to hopefully say this right. The falconer.
Jeff Oskay
Yes.
Pat Godwin
At your resort.
Jeff Oskay
Yes.
Pat Godwin
That was.
Jeff Oskay
Did you have a falconer at your.
Pat Godwin
We did not.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yeah.
Pat Godwin
We weren't at a resort.
Christy Lee
We got a lot of email about falconers at all.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, apparently that's a thing. I had no idea.
Christy Lee
No, Nothing. Following up though, about the whips hitting iguanas out of trees. We didn't hear any.
Josh Arnold
No, I think that's that guy's choice. He wants. He's a weirdo at the whip guy.
Jeff Oskay
Christy, I'm not gonna say one way or another, but you're right.
Pat Godwin
At the pool that I swam at every morning, there were two black crows every morning and it was very off putting.
Jeff Oskay
Chris Robinson or another one.
Pat Godwin
It was Chris. Yes, but not his brother. They don't get along.
Jeff Oskay
Highlighted woodpecker at my bird feeder last night. Josh. Oh my gosh.
Christy Lee
Did you say hi, my name. I misheard.
Jeff Oskay
Beautiful.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, those are big.
Jeff Oskay
Beautiful bird. God, I hope he comes back. It was awesome.
Christy Lee
Sports Coming up, we've got the WNBA All Star Game. Ratings are down, as you might expect with Caitlyn not playing. And it's the wnba and the wnba. And trouble at a giant monster truck show. And one of the tires in Washington state goes into the crowd. Remember, it's yours, yours to keep. But everybody actually safely went into the parking lot. I mean, there was a car that was crushed and you'll see it, but there wasn't anybody in the car.
Josh Arnold
Thank goodness.
Christy Lee
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Josh Arnold
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Christy Lee at The Psylac Insurance Company news desk.
Christy Lee
Hello.
Josh Arnold
Pat Godwin's back.
Pat Godwin
Hey, Josh.
Josh Arnold
Chick McGee's across the way.
Christy Lee
Howdy.
Josh Arnold
Ace Cosby's here. Hello. As is Jeff Oskay.
Chick McGee
Yes, sir.
Josh Arnold
I am Josh Arden. We've been going through some of your letters and things, and we appreciate you chiming in.
Christy Lee
Listener mail. Oh, no, I'm not doing it right.
Pat Godwin
Do it right.
Christy Lee
I love.
Pat Godwin
I love the new song.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah. Is this the worst song ever in the history. I mean, seriously, people love this. I know. Lister Mail got us some email. Mr. Mail. They put words in the computer. Who produced that? Alan Carr, I guess. In Greece.
Josh Arnold
Oh, geez. I don't. I wouldn't know.
Christy Lee
And don't cheat yourself.
Jeff Oskay
Do it today.
Christy Lee
Go online and find Frankie Valli's latest version of the video of him singing Grease. It's. If it's not an animatronic Frankie Valli, as my dad used to say, I'll kiss your ass. Okay. Dear Bob and Tom show. Hope everyone's well.
Josh Arnold
Yes, thank you.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I am late for that.
Josh Arnold
Hope you are, too.
Christy Lee
My name is Zach, and I just wanted to say a massive thank you to Chick McGee. The last week and a half, I've stepped out of the shower soaking wet and screamed at my husband. Want any of this before I put it away? Yeah, works every time.
Josh Arnold
All right.
Christy Lee
Have you done this yet, Jeff? Have you tried to.
Chick McGee
I don't have. I don't. I don't have the confidence to pull that off.
Christy Lee
Oh, come on. Sure you do.
Jeff Oskay
What, do you beg for it? What's.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I'm not opposed. I asked politely.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, all right.
Christy Lee
Crawl on Your belly like a reptile.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. May I please hump you?
Chick McGee
I got something. Yesterday you guys mentioned that. I don't know. I don't think it was a compliment that. That me and Pat have the best stories. Like, if you're sitting in the back seat, like, it was by no means a crazy life or whatever, but it.
Josh Arnold
Was by no means an insult.
Chick McGee
But I was thinking about it, and it's like, I think me and Pat, and I don't want to speak for you, Pat. I know. For me, I think I have great stories because I make a lot of bad life choices.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay.
Chick McGee
It doesn't get you a good life, but it does. Like, people who make good choices have a great life, but horrible stories. But then you have people like me and Pat. We had. We made bad choices, horrible life. Best stories.
Pat Godwin
Greatest stories of all time.
Josh Arnold
Time.
Chick McGee
I think that's the stories don't start.
Pat Godwin
Off with, hey, we were having a couple of salads one night. We were so drunk.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
That we stole up.
Jeff Oskay
Some of us have great stories but want to keep them to ourselves.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Well, that's. You guys are also very smart.
Josh Arnold
Have great stories, but couldn't. Couldn't work them in edgewise, could we?
Chick McGee
What else is.
Jeff Oskay
Well, what does that mean?
Christy Lee
Let's. Let's take a look at this.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, I do have one letter.
Christy Lee
Oh, go.
Jeff Oskay
This is from Pete in Oregon. Hello, crew. Keep up the good work. Keep me laughing while I drive down the road in my £80,000 of truck.
Josh Arnold
Whoa.
Jeff Oskay
Love you guys.
Josh Arnold
That's a lot of truck. It's a fatty, fat, fat, fat, fat truck.
Jeff Oskay
Big truck.
Christy Lee
Is that called a fat truck?
Jeff Oskay
I don't know what trucks weigh. What are they supposed to weigh?
Pat Godwin
No idea.
Josh Arnold
That's overweight.
Jeff Oskay
They go to the scales a lot, so they have to.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, they always have to be weighed.
Ali Breen
Yeah.
Christy Lee
They're like a fat wife. You think they have to get weighed every morning? Is that right?
Jeff Oskay
Well, they have those.
Christy Lee
What did he just say?
Josh Arnold
Like a Rockette.
Christy Lee
Like a Rockette. Nope. Next. You're too heavy. Sad news out of the entertainment world yesterday. Ozzy Osbourne passing away at the age of 76. 76.
Jeff Oskay
We all knew he was not doing certainly well, but nobody. I mean, even the family were. They were a little surprised.
Christy Lee
I believe he arrived on stage, seated.
Jeff Oskay
From underneath the stage, came up on the thr. Did you watch any of that?
Christy Lee
I did not see any of that.
Jeff Oskay
It was less than three weeks ago. A lot of people did enjoy it. And it. Someone told me yesterday. I believe it Was my husband Andy that he heard.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I can get a word in it twice. You go ahead.
Josh Arnold
Oh, boy. Yeah.
Christy Lee
You know what I heard?
Josh Arnold
I'm assuming you just while she was talking, you wrote it down and slipped it to her.
Christy Lee
Here you go. Whatever you say, honey.
Jeff Oskay
Never mind.
Christy Lee
No, no, go ahead.
Jeff Oskay
And he heard the Ozzy Osbourne performance from Birmingham that was singled out. Just as vocal and he was still hitting the notes and sounded really great.
Christy Lee
Wow, really?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, that's what he said.
Josh Arnold
I've heard tell their before he. He passed away even that they had announced it would be turned to a movie. So I'm hoping that's the case.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
The final concert will eventually be available somewhere.
Christy Lee
So, like a murder mystery or.
Josh Arnold
Yes, I believe so.
Christy Lee
Like a documentary of the concert.
Josh Arnold
Knives out Ozzy. Ozzy Oxen free. A knives out mystery.
Christy Lee
I'm Benoit, whatever my name is. And there's been a murder on stage.
Pat Godwin
Did you see him get mad at the end of the show, the other guys in Black Sabbath leave and he yells at them, stay on the stage.
Josh Arnold
Oh, he wanted to keep playing?
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
No, no, no. He wanted them to be out there for like the saying goodbye.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay.
Pat Godwin
They all walked and left him out there by himself.
Josh Arnold
Well, maybe. Yeah.
Chick McGee
At least he got to see his daughter get engaged before he passed.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, yeah.
Christy Lee
Have you seen the video where Jack. Jack Osborne, his daughter or son. They're watching grandpa.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yes, Grandpa's. He sees it on TV for the first time.
Christy Lee
The posting is when you realize your grandfather's. Yeah, when your granddad's Ozzy Osbourne or something like that.
Jeff Oskay
Really cute.
Christy Lee
And the kids yelling, grandpa. Grandpa. Got a lot of requests for Ozzy Osbourne stuff that we played for many years here on the Bob and Tom show. And this is Ozzy. This is actually Ozzy's voice that you'll hear. He's ordering a pizza.
Josh Arnold
What if Ozzy was ordering a pizza? So at first we were going to have Dean, our producer, do his famous Ozzy voice, But then clear heads prevailed and we decided to actually have Ozzy by taking actual parts of the interview.
Christy Lee
Right.
Josh Arnold
And then intercutting them with Mike Mark from our staff, pretending to be the pizza delivery. So this is actually Ozzy's voice. Is that. Is that clear enough that I may. Okay.
Christy Lee
I believe so. Here we go.
Josh Arnold
Go ahead.
Chick McGee
Paparazzi pizza.
Josh Arnold
Can I take your order? Yeah. Okay.
Christy Lee
And we just got to the mad monk meat lover, right?
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Gonna be about 45 minutes.
Christy Lee
Man. If there's anything funnier than that. I don't know what it would be.
Pat Godwin
That's brilliant.
Christy Lee
And Mark, Allison, listen, Meat lovers don't want. It would be. Coming up in sports, we'll have the WNBA All Star Game. Ratings are down. A problem at a monster truck rally in Washington state. And Christy, what do you have as far as headlines go?
Jeff Oskay
Apparently gen zers don't say hello. And answering the phone because that's. They don't use the phone.
Christy Lee
Does anyone actually use the phone like they do on soap operas or. What do you mean they never. They never say goodbye?
Josh Arnold
Never.
Christy Lee
Well, anyways, I guess I'll. I'll whatever at the meeting. Right click.
Josh Arnold
And movies and all that.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, my mother used to do that. My mother never said hello. Never said goodbye to you or everybody? No, that's just the way she was.
Pat Godwin
Never said hello. Never said goodbye.
Josh Arnold
Yep. Well, how did she answer? How did she answer the phone?
Jeff Oskay
She'd go, what do you want?
Josh Arnold
What do you need, a landline? No caller id. Wow. What do you want?
Christy Lee
Yeah, your mom. You might have been a badass.
Jeff Oskay
And we didn't know I was a. Not a badass.
Christy Lee
You know, I went out with her, but a. I sort of went out with her one time at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. I got. I don't know how, but I got custody over her one afternoon.
Jeff Oskay
But you guys had a great time.
Christy Lee
We had a great time.
Jeff Oskay
Everyone has a great time with my mom. She just didn't like me.
Christy Lee
I need to say she did not put out. By the way, do you have a song coming up? You want to give us a hint at a title or anything like that or.
Pat Godwin
Well, I listen to you guys a lot and I enjoyed it. I wake up and I listen to you guys.
Josh Arnold
Why would you do.
Jeff Oskay
Why? You were on vacation.
Pat Godwin
You get a whole different perspective a couple of hours than I would do my swimming, but you get a whole different perspective. And I would hear topics. I go, oh, here's what I would do. And there's one thing I can do. We may be past the. The time on it, but something that came up in the news maybe three, four days ago.
Jeff Oskay
Okay, well, can't wait to hear from it.
Christy Lee
I can't wait. We all can't wait to hear. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show. The McDonald's snack wrap is back. You brought it back. Ranch snack wrap. Spicy snack wrap.
Josh Arnold
You broke the Internet for a snack?
Christy Lee
Snack wrap is back. Thunderstorm. Welcome Back.
Josh Arnold
Now. We are gonna fist fight.
Christy Lee
I know. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
You offered to fistfight me.
Christy Lee
I know I did. Go ahead, go. No, no, I'll get it right one time.
Josh Arnold
No, no, you're good. It's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hey, Pat Godwin's over there.
Christy Lee
Hello.
Josh Arnold
Looking refreshed and resplendent.
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Josh Arnold
There's Jess Hooker. Hi. Thanks for joining us. This miron. All right. There's Chick Magee.
Jess Hooker
I thought my part was done.
Josh Arnold
Typically. Ace Cosby's there. Howdy. Jeff Oskay across the way.
Chick McGee
I hate to say it, Josh. My money's on Chick.
Josh Arnold
I'm. Oh, in the fist fight.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Oh, I don't know about that, dude.
Chick McGee
I think in a normal fight fight, Josh would win, but I think one day you're gonna snap.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
And it's gonna. You're gonna go Christmas story on somebody and just start wailing the hell out.
Josh Arnold
Do you have a hidden gorilla strength?
Christy Lee
I've always said that. I've prayed that, you know, it's like 50 years of pent up domination by my mother and somebody would come up behind me at the atmosphere. It would be one of the greatest days of my life. I've always said that. But it hasn't happened.
Josh Arnold
So it'd be like the movie Nobody or All your. You just.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah, they didn't know.
Josh Arnold
You look like a guy they could rob at the atm.
Christy Lee
He's just. What is it, what they call him in that? An accountant or an adjuster, whatever.
Josh Arnold
I'm gonna have to rewatch it.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
But especially part two comes out soon.
Christy Lee
They're doing a part two?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
Oh, cool.
Christy Lee
That's very exciting. Yeah. We're back here at the Bob and Top Show. Jess Hooker's joined us and Christy Lee. You got a headline over? No. You do a story. Why not?
Jeff Oskay
You're not doing sports.
Christy Lee
Oh, I could do sports, couldn't I? This is a great idea. WNBA players sent a message to the league with the T shirts we all saw at the war ahead of the All Star Game. Pay us what you should owe. Pay us what you owe us across the front of their T shirts. Well, apparently WNBA might have a problem. So, as you might guess, last year's All Star Game, 3.44 million viewers tuned in when Caitlin Clark and her teammates took on the Olympic team last year. You remember this? Well, this year, without A Caitlin Clark, 2.19 million viewers on ABC for the WNBA All Star Game. Down 36% from last year. Quite a dip, obviously, that she's. She's the drawing card for the WNBA and one fan at what they called the malicious Monster Truck Tour in Bremerton, Washington. Have you been to one of these monster trucks?
Jeff Oskay
I have, yeah.
Josh Arnold
I never have.
Christy Lee
I guess they're. They're. People love these, and I've never been.
Jeff Oskay
To one, but, yeah, we had a actual monster truck once, and I got to ride in it. That was pretty interesting.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that must have been fun. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Monster truck to you really must look gigantic.
Jeff Oskay
I mean, was it a ladder to get in?
Josh Arnold
Did you really need a ladder?
Jeff Oskay
Oh, absolutely.
Christy Lee
I believe we have the video of the monster truck. A giant tire flew off of one of the competitors. Trucks flew into the parking lot and crushed a car, Man. During the event. It took place at the Thunderbird arena at the Kitsap Fairgrounds in Washington State on July 19. The tire bounced like a rubber ball and then careened over signage in the arena and flew into the parking lot.
Josh Arnold
Yikes.
Christy Lee
It's actually surprising that it only hit the poor Kia Spectra and a Subaru.
Jeff Oskay
Oh.
Christy Lee
Not several vehicles. On the plus side, thankfully, no one was injured, of course, during this, but, yeah, it's. It's quite the hell.
Jeff Oskay
What's going on in there, producer guy?
Chick McGee
The defeat on Jason's face.
Jeff Oskay
Trying to show us a video that.
Josh Arnold
Happens to all of us. You have a video on your phone ready to go, and you go, okay, watch.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
And it's some ad pops up or something.
Jeff Oskay
Exactly.
Christy Lee
Have you heard of the latest. Not that this is a sports story, but I just came across this on. I think I. I saw it.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
You know what I mean?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Clean your screen.
Christy Lee
They're trying. They're trying to get people to go back to the movies.
Jeff Oskay
Right?
Christy Lee
Because I don't. I haven't been to the movie since pre Pandemic.
Jeff Oskay
Really?
Christy Lee
Absolutely not.
Jeff Oskay
Well, I just went and saw F1.
Pat Godwin
I only saw one.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
A complete unknown. That was it.
Christy Lee
You went to the movies for that one time. All right, well.
Josh Arnold
And you're not a complete unknown. People probably recognize you.
Pat Godwin
My PO Was there.
Christy Lee
Do you mean your parole officer? Well, now we're seeing. Now we're seeing the monster truck Tiger fly off. There's an auditorium in Albuquerque, New Mexico, called the Regal Wind Rock.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Christy Lee
It offers an immersive multi sensory cinematic experience through a theater format known as 4dx. Are you aware of this, Josh? I am. The format draws viewers into the action. The tilts, the seats tilt and rock and back and forth. Oh, and there's. The entire theater is also plumbed with water. So if it's a wet scene, people get sprayed.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, like that little. That living tree thing at Animal Kingdom. Disney.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, A lot of the Disney stuff has to.
Christy Lee
If there's a snowing scene, the snow falls from the ceiling.
Josh Arnold
Wow.
Christy Lee
It seems to me that it might be a little too much. 160.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, there we go. Now we are seeing that video.
Christy Lee
They spray water during wet movie scenes.
Pat Godwin
Smoke.
Jeff Oskay
If there's.
Christy Lee
Each seat, though, has a button that lets moviegoers turn off the water effect. It also includes bubbles, snow, strobe lights. They also have scents. Ocean, floral and grass.
Josh Arnold
Okay. All right.
Pat Godwin
What kind of grass.
Jess Hooker
That'S already at the movie theater? Do you guys remember the van at the mall that you could get in? And it was. And it did that. It moved like it was.
Christy Lee
Oh, we did that, didn't we?
Jeff Oskay
Talking about.
Josh Arnold
And it would.
Jess Hooker
It would show, like. I don't know. I don't remember what it was, but it would. It would be like some kind of scene and you would move in the van and. Yeah, he did like six or eight people.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, kind of like one of those.
Christy Lee
It was like. Yeah, it was like a Disney ride. Yeah, it was a traveling Disney, but.
Jess Hooker
It was just in the middle.
Josh Arnold
The mall, right?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Christy and I did that NASCAR experience. We were in a nascar, and I got really motion sick.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah. In the simulator. It was not good. You spin around and it creates some sort of fake gravity that I did not care for.
Josh Arnold
Now I've done that. What that theater is. But it wasn't. It was only like six seats in a theater of 300 that would move. I saw the movie. What the hell was that? The day. Oh, it was the one where John Cusack, the world's ending, and he's the.
Jeff Oskay
Day the Earth Stood Still.
Josh Arnold
No. Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Didn't move.
Josh Arnold
2012. Yeah, that's what. Yeah, 2012.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
And so, like, when a plane would take off, your seat would rumble and then.
Jeff Oskay
Did you like it?
Josh Arnold
It was fine. But I wouldn't see more movies like that.
Christy Lee
You remember. I know you do, because we've talked about this. William Castle.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Christy Lee
In the 50s, he was famous for putting out movies that. That in the theater, they would have some sort of effect during the movie.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
And no one will be seated during the. And I remember Vincent Price in the Tingler.
Josh Arnold
The Tingler.
Christy Lee
And. Yes, the Tingler. And there was some buzzing that would go on during the movie. And your seat would buzz.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Would that not scare the.
Christy Lee
And it would scare the hell out of.
Josh Arnold
And the scene. If you watch it now, like it's so the Tingler is like this centipede looking thing that attaches to your spine and it tingles. Yes, it's so spine. It was all playing on the spine. Tingling, fear, that kind of thing.
Christy Lee
It's the Tingler.
Josh Arnold
And so at one point. Oh no, it's loose. And it's loose in the theater. It must be out there somewhere. And then the people's seats would buzz and like you were being attacked by the Tinkler. He would have skeletons fly over during House on Haunted Hill. And he also. He was the guy that would have a nurse. You would have to sign a thing saying that if you passed away from fright.
Pat Godwin
From fright.
Christy Lee
He made a big damn deal about it. Now, ye. Great promoter.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Awesome. William Castle was great marginal movies.
Christy Lee
But great, great idea with this.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Except like he produced Rosemary's Baby and so he had some. Yeah, but most of them were schlocky and. But they're wonderful. Wonderful.
Christy Lee
Boy. How about that? Rosemary's Baby.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
Look like the devil's kid, didn't it?
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah, it sure does. Yeah, it really is.
Jeff Oskay
Well, you gotta wait a long time to see it though, don't you?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, well, you gotta wait for it to have the baby.
Pat Godwin
Not a good looking child, don't they?
Josh Arnold
No, not an ugly baby. Oh, that's cute.
Christy Lee
What is it? It's eyes. Didn't we do a bit about Rosemary's Baby? It is the eyes, but in our bit it was. It's the icing. The icing. I don't. Rosemary's cake or something.
Josh Arnold
Rosemary's cake.
Pat Godwin
I want to hear it now.
Christy Lee
I know. I don't think that can be. Possibly be.
Josh Arnold
I don't think that made a cd.
Christy Lee
Christy, what do you have coming up in news headlines over there? Help me. Somebody help me, for God's sake.
Jeff Oskay
We have a new Guinness flavored ice cream. We have a horse robot that can change its own battery.
Christy Lee
You mean Guinness beer?
Jeff Oskay
Yes.
Christy Lee
I thought a world record flavor.
Jeff Oskay
No, you have the world record. I wouldn't take that away from you.
Christy Lee
Well, somebody should.
Jeff Oskay
What's the robot doing changing its own battery.
Josh Arnold
Oh, no. Yeah.
Jess Hooker
That's terrifying.
Christy Lee
Josh sent me a video yesterday of robots. Yes, but you. Of course. We see all the robots doing great things. Being incredibly physically adroit. It's unbelievable. But these are all robots that go crazy.
Josh Arnold
They're malfunctioning.
Christy Lee
This one robot is making stir fry.
Chick McGee
In a wasp.
Jeff Oskay
He takes the water.
Christy Lee
He just starts banging.
Josh Arnold
I can't stand how funny it is. I'll send it to everybody.
Jeff Oskay
Okay. Thank you.
Josh Arnold
It's great.
Christy Lee
Another robot's playing soccer and he just goes up to kick the ball. It just falls over.
Josh Arnold
Totally misses. And then falls over. And then one is just, for whatever reason, shaking the hell out of a table. Totally snapped. And you don't.
Christy Lee
Maybe, maybe we don't have to worry about robots taking over the world.
Jeff Oskay
This is out of China, too. It's got two of your favorite.
Christy Lee
Oh, my gosh.
Josh Arnold
Hey.
Christy Lee
According to reports, 61% of Americans aged 50 and older worry that's true.
Josh Arnold
Oh.
Christy Lee
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Jeff Oskay
Oh, yes. They're so nice.
Christy Lee
Thank you, Silac. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom.
Josh Arnold
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Chick McGee
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Christy Lee
Used to treat adults and children 12.
Chick McGee
Years old of age and older who weigh at least 88 pounds or 40.
Josh Arnold
Kilograms with moderate to severe eczema, also.
Chick McGee
Called atopic dermatitis, that is not well controlled with prescription therapies used on the skin or topicals, or who cannot use topical therapies. Eglis can be used with or without topical corticosteroids. Don't use if you are allergic to ebglis. Allergic reactions can occur that can be severe. Eye problems can occur. Tell your doctor if you have new or worsening eye problems. You should not receive a live vaccine when treated with Epglis.
Christy Lee
Before starting Epglis, tell your doctor if.
Chick McGee
You have a parasitic infection searching for real relief.
Josh Arnold
Ask your doctor about Epglis and visit epglis Lilly.com or call 1-800-LilyRx or 1-800-545-5979. Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold and there's Chick McGee.
Christy Lee
Thank you. Thank you, Josh.
Josh Arnold
We're watching malfunctioning robots off the air and just howling. I. I love it.
Christy Lee
What's wrong with us?
Josh Arnold
It's just so funny when things that shouldn't go wrong do like any. If an animatronic goes wrong at the hall of Presidents in Disney World, I'm laughing forever.
Christy Lee
Isn't there one where famously Lincoln just is talking and just goes backwards, just starts slowly going back?
Josh Arnold
They're always hilarious.
Christy Lee
I want to say that was early on in the Internet, in the Internet age. That was one of the most watched videos, I thought.
Jeff Oskay
And this all started with a headline because we have a story today. Should I do it now?
Chick McGee
Sure.
Jeff Oskay
A Chinese company has created a robot that can run autonomously 24. 7.
Christy Lee
Is that right?
Jeff Oskay
UBTECH unveiled the Walker S2 robot. It stands 5 foot 3, weighs 90 pounds. Using a 48 volt lithium battery and a dual battery system, the robot can walk for two hours, stand for four before its power runs out, but stand when a battery runs out. Instead of relying on a human operator to remove and recharge its battery back, the machine can perform this task entirely on its own.
Josh Arnold
Not. Not good.
Jeff Oskay
The company says the robot is designed to be used in settings like factories or as human like robot to meet and greet customers at a public venue. Once again, this is from China.
Chick McGee
Anyone want to go half with me on a Rosetta stone? We can start learning Chinese now.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah. We should have started as kids for sure. They push span us. It should be Chinese.
Christy Lee
Where did you find this robot video, Josh?
Josh Arnold
It showed up on Instagram for, you know, whatever that you might like this or whatever.
Christy Lee
I just howled, man. There's robots going wrong and we don't see this often enough because we're all concerned because of Terminator, Right?
Josh Arnold
Sure. Yeah.
Christy Lee
They tried to warn us that the engine. The engine. The engines. The robots would take over. Yeah. I guess those are machines and. Yeah. Yeah. And I think we have a video here to show. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah. I sent it to Jason. See, there's one. Look at that guy.
Christy Lee
And then there's D. Just. Okay.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Soccer ball.
Christy Lee
Soccer ball. There's that guy doing something.
Jeff Oskay
It looks like he's trying to make dough.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I mean, we're not really even. Just. It's so funny. We can't even. It's hard to describe, but we're watching, right?
Pat Godwin
Very funny.
Josh Arnold
They're just going haywire now. The problem is the robots eventually will see this clip.
Christy Lee
Right.
Josh Arnold
Of us laughing at them, and we're the first to go. I mean, the Chinese have already taught them how to change their batteries. Now, I'm sure next they're gonna teach them how to reload.
Christy Lee
It's up to them who's on the protected roles and who's not. And it could have been us. I. I guess.
Jeff Oskay
Very scary.
Christy Lee
But we do have sad news today in rock and roll. Ozzy Osbourne passed away yesterday.
Jeff Oskay
Yes. At the age of 76. At his mansion in Birmingham. Birmingham. Birminghamshire, England. Just less than three weeks after that final appearance with Black Sabbath.
Josh Arnold
I'm so glad he was able to do festival.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. That was awesome.
Christy Lee
And evidently they're making a documentary out of it.
Josh Arnold
I sure hope so. Yeah. Yes.
Jeff Oskay
Ozzie had been suffering for many years with a rare form of Parkinson's, apparently from my deep dive. He had been diagnosed way back in 2013, but didn't say anything to the public until 2020. Of course, he did wonders for his image when he was on the Osbournes on mtv. It was a fun little romp through the Osborne family.
Christy Lee
One of the first reality shows. Am I right on that?
Jess Hooker
I would say family based, close to the.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, yeah.
Jess Hooker
Because you have your real world and your road.
Christy Lee
All the real. Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Of course, we know about the kids that were in the show, but apparently Ozzy has three other children that don't get attention from his. Two from his first wife, and then he adopted one of her children as well.
Christy Lee
Huh.
Jeff Oskay
So I think they opted out. Yeah, they opted out of everything. A lot of them have opted out. They have no social media accounts. They're very private.
Christy Lee
We.
Jeff Oskay
We can understand that.
Christy Lee
Well, I don't know if you know this about one of our cast members, but there's someone in this room that is genuinely, honestly unsettled and I'm gonna say terrified by Iron man, by Black Sabbath. Oh, I don't know who it is. Jess Hooker. Who doesn't. Who doesn't care for this song? Makes her nervous.
Josh Arnold
I get it.
Jess Hooker
Like I. Like I feel it in my stomach and my chest. Yeah. Just I never. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I remember being, I don't know, 9 or 10 and hearing it and thinking I was listening to something I shouldn't be listening to.
Jess Hooker
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Well, remember, didn't they say it was the demon?
Josh Arnold
Exactly. You also, the news was the satanic panic that was happening in the 80s.
Jeff Oskay
There was a cardinal that came out and said it was demonic and there was gonna.
Christy Lee
A talking bird.
Jeff Oskay
Kids lives get in his. Get in their heads and.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
God, I. I missed the entire. I know I was. I was the right age. I just didn't matriculate toward that. I was more of a who guy and.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
That sort of thing. I didn't. Didn't care for Black Sabbath. Not that I. I appreciate Ozzy for what he's done and. Sure.
Jess Hooker
Yeah. I remember when the reality show started and I was like, this isn't the same Ozzy. Ozzy, obviously, like, this guy is an old dad. Like, this isn't the same guy that did that.
Josh Arnold
Oh, you thought it was a completely different person.
Jess Hooker
I really did. Yeah. Yeah.
Christy Lee
They were just using the names. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I loved it because you. I would like to see his. You would go, they'd show him writing. Yeah, he would just be sitting there writing songs. I loved it.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, it was good.
Christy Lee
Have you seen a video where Jack's. One of Jack's kids is watching Ozzy. The kids like two or three. And.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
When you realize grandpa's Ozzy Osborne.
Jess Hooker
Yeah. He points at the. Points at the screen. Grandpa. Yeah. Really sweet.
Christy Lee
Sweet. And I don't know if Jess heard the story that you told yesterday, Jeff, if I. If I could impose on you to tell your story again.
Chick McGee
Oh.
Josh Arnold
Go ahead and clear your throat and we'll. Wait.
Chick McGee
I did. Did I not mute the microphone? I was letting it build with the music.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Let's not fight. Hang on. Go.
Chick McGee
So in seventh and eighth grade, at our school dances, if you didn't ask a girl to dance. We had more boys than girls. You had to dance with one of the nuns.
Jess Hooker
Oh, are you serious?
Chick McGee
And yeah. And so I had to dance with Sister Teresa Claire to Lady in Red at our eighth grade dance.
Jeff Oskay
Isn't that lovely?
Chick McGee
And I will. Every time I hear that song, I flashback to that moment of pure bliss.
Jess Hooker
Were you as Nervous. Nervous then as you are now.
Chick McGee
Oh yeah. Okay, I was even worse.
Jeff Oskay
Oh yeah.
Chick McGee
And way more obnoxious. Oh yeah. Oh, I was the worst.
Pat Godwin
What kind of person was in charge of the music?
Josh Arnold
How.
Pat Godwin
How old was the dj?
Chick McGee
It was just one of the kids. Yeah, we would just.
Josh Arnold
That is the right song to play at a school dance.
Chick McGee
We would bring in tapes and you would just. Oh, play this song. Yeah, we DJed our own.
Jess Hooker
Who would the girls dance with?
Chick McGee
The other boys?
Josh Arnold
There were plenty of boys.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, there were plenty.
Chick McGee
So if you didn't ask a girl to dance or if no girl dance with you.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Then you had to dance with.
Jess Hooker
Did you. Did you leave room for the Holy Spirit? Oh, yes.
Chick McGee
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Lots of room for the Holy Spirit.
Josh Arnold
Did you talk?
Chick McGee
So me and the nun?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Oh, no, just. I remember that like polyester feel skirt. You know what I mean? Like the.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, you're holding onto her waist.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Jeff Oskay
You weren't grinding on her?
Chick McGee
No, no, no.
Christy Lee
You can't grind on a nun.
Chick McGee
No, it was so innocent.
Josh Arnold
You.
Chick McGee
Oh, I was taller than her. I, I've been this tall since fifth grade. So yeah, I was towering over none attractive at all. Like 75 years old back then.
Pat Godwin
So you mean.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Christy Lee
75 then was. Was a different game. 75 now. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
So when you hear that song now, what reaction, what visceral reaction?
Chick McGee
No, I just, I think back to, you know, dancing in the. Our grade school cafeteria at 3:30 in the afternoon with the blinds pulled down so it'd be dark.
Jeff Oskay
That weird.
Christy Lee
Oh yeah, they pulled the blinds down.
Jeff Oskay
Let's say you had your dances after school, right?
Chick McGee
After school they would be at 3:30 in the afternoon. You would pull up and it was in the cafeteria because we didn't have auditorium.
Josh Arnold
An original sock hop. When they used to do those right after school.
Jess Hooker
Well, the parents had complained like, no, I'm. The kid's gonna get off the bus and then I gotta drive him back for a dance. Forget that. Leave them there. I'll come back at five.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's when the dance would be over. Was when the end of the workday and the parents. Parents would come pick you up.
Josh Arnold
And this was younger.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah. Seventh, eighth grade.
Josh Arnold
Exactly. Yeah. Yes. But yeah, that's fun.
Chick McGee
Me and. Me and Sister Teresa Claire and lady in red. Yeah, but she was in blue and white.
Josh Arnold
But. Oh, one of the blue nuns. I see them every now and again.
Christy Lee
They make a nice wine. Yeah, nice. Nice one. Hey, welcome. Thank you for joining us. This is the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. And Pat, you were missed a couple days. You were down in Florida and I was listening to you guys with your son, the boy. And you heard a story. You have a story from that we did a couple days ago.
Pat Godwin
Every day I would listen, I would go, what would I do on this particular day? And of course we had the Coldplay incident with the kiss.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, God, yes. That was everywhere.
Pat Godwin
And I thought, okay, I would have done something like this.
Jeff Oskay
Okay, I liked it.
Pat Godwin
I would have. I would have picked up the guitar.
Christy Lee
Have you seen. Have you seen a story that somebody like the wife of one of those two that were involved or the husband husband gave somebody a heads up with Coldplay and they had it all planned that they were going to expose them during the concert.
Jeff Oskay
No, that's all fake.
Christy Lee
Is this all fake?
Jeff Oskay
There's a lot of fake going out. There was a fake. Andy's wife that she was made this official statement and it was not her. And it's just. It's really sad.
Christy Lee
I did like the Philly. The Philly fanatic did one with the. Another Philly. Philly fanatic in a wig. That was pretty fun. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Path. Here we go.
Pat Godwin
Look at the screen. Look how they hug, these two. But what does this guy do? His knees turn to Jello.
Christy Lee
Jello.
Pat Godwin
He dips.
Josh Arnold
Staff.
Pat Godwin
And she does too. Completely out of you. A couple of strange bedfellows. He was the CEO now he resigned. He screwed. You know, she was the head of hr. They should have screwed in the car. If you wanna wham, bam, thank you, ma'.
Christy Lee
Am.
Pat Godwin
Don't go where there's a kiss cam and the band's playing Yellow. He goes up way high. But it's just too annoying.
Jeff Oskay
I love the Bowie reference. Oh, wham, bam, thank you, ma'.
Christy Lee
Am.
Jeff Oskay
My favorite favorite little suffragette city. Yes.
Christy Lee
If they just hadn't reacted. I don't know, would they. If they hadn't done.
Jeff Oskay
They hadn't reacted. They're saying there's a chance they would have made. Would have slid by, but boy, it.
Christy Lee
Was a close up. But you know, Josh is really a upset about. I think the term Internet sleuths set you off.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yeah. This to me is the worst of humanity.
Jess Hooker
But I loved your take.
Christy Lee
Was.
Jess Hooker
I mean, I hope they're in love and I hope they get married and I hope they live a great life together.
Josh Arnold
I seriously hope. Hey. Hey, look, we're free now.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Our family hates us. We're both fired.
Christy Lee
Right?
Josh Arnold
Let's Go.
Christy Lee
Why wouldn't they?
Jess Hooker
Yes.
Jeff Oskay
Just like those two on abc. Remember the two people that worked on abc?
Jess Hooker
Oh, yeah. And now they host a really, like, popular podcast together.
Jeff Oskay
And they. Yeah, they were free.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
You know, they got caught.
Christy Lee
What the hell?
Josh Arnold
This is great. Yeah, yeah.
Jess Hooker
Good luck to you.
Josh Arnold
We can just love each other.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
And forget about.
Jess Hooker
Because everybody else loves us.
Pat Godwin
You don't need money. You need love. That's all you need is love.
Christy Lee
That's all you need to know, Jeff, is that you and your nun, you can just run off together and you can.
Josh Arnold
They'll reply in 10 seconds.
Chick McGee
We weren't cheek to cheek, though.
Christy Lee
No.
Jess Hooker
Did she die?
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, she died last week or the week before last. She died in the past.
Christy Lee
Are you kidding me?
Josh Arnold
No.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, she was. I believe she was 97.
Josh Arnold
He said it, I laughed.
Jess Hooker
97.
Christy Lee
Remember that?
Josh Arnold
Boy, oh, boy. I don't. I don't want to give you a hard time, chick, but you gotta listen.
Christy Lee
I know. I've got to. Just a little bit would help. Man, oh, man.
Pat Godwin
Man, what if you slip the DJ to play, like the Divino song when you were dancing.
Josh Arnold
Just to see the.
Pat Godwin
Look at her face.
Christy Lee
What do you got over there?
Jeff Oskay
Christy, Are you familiar with the Van Llewellyn store? Ice cream stores?
Christy Lee
Van Llewellyn? No.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, Van Leeuwen.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yes, of course.
Jeff Oskay
Are they in the uk?
Christy Lee
That's a brand new. Yeah, that sheds an entire new light.
Jeff Oskay
I think this is in the UK because I don't have an actual bit because they call it a scoop shop. Wouldn't that be in the uk? A scoop shop.
Christy Lee
That sounds like something British. Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Well, they've teamed up with Guinness and now there's a new Guinness flavored ice cream.
Josh Arnold
That should tell you it's uk.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, yeah, it's. Well, yeah, they've Guinness here, too.
Josh Arnold
Oh, they do, but it's primarily uk. I mean, a little context. Just use your head, that's all. You got this.
Jeff Oskay
Well, are we all going to fight?
Josh Arnold
No, no.
Christy Lee
I get mad about things I don't understand.
Josh Arnold
If you guys get mad, better there will. We won't fight.
Jeff Oskay
All right, you do it.
Josh Arnold
My favor is, am I the only one that takes vitamin B?
Jeff Oskay
Is it just a little, you know, just vitamin B?
Christy Lee
Little less brain.
Josh Arnold
Well, I am then, aren't I?
Pat Godwin
I love what Chick on the daisy.
Christy Lee
Go. Anyway.
Jeff Oskay
Anyway, the new flavor is dubbed lovely day for a Guinness. And it combines the ultra creamy ice cream of Van Loop and the unforgettable flavor of Guinness mixed with rich Chocolate chunks.
Josh Arnold
This doesn't sound terrible. Christy, do you like Guinness?
Jeff Oskay
I. That's okay.
Jess Hooker
Oh, I love Guinness.
Jeff Oskay
I'm not a beat.
Jess Hooker
Split the harp, split the G. Have you seen that?
Josh Arnold
You like to do that?
Jess Hooker
I love that.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, the black.
Jess Hooker
And so when you. When you have a Guinness and. And it settles. However it's supposed to settle, you chug it, and you have to know when to stop so that the line of the beer runs through the Guinness logo.
Christy Lee
Oh, I've never.
Josh Arnold
I'm not aware of that.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, yeah, it's just. Yeah, it's just a fun game to start. Yeah.
Christy Lee
How good.
Josh Arnold
How good does that. Your jokes will fly, but that head. It tastes so good.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, it's. It's perfect. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Nicely there.
Josh Arnold
You had, like, a Nicely. A real, real.
Chick McGee
You're making fun of Jeff.
Christy Lee
Am I the only one who takes vitamin B in this room? Hey. Is it just me?
Josh Arnold
Am I. I forgot this one.
Jeff Oskay
I have been to the Guinness place in Chicago. They have a nice Guinness. You can do a little tour, and they have a. A really nice restaurant, and I've had Guinness, but I've never split the heart.
Josh Arnold
Like a. Yeah, same here.
Jess Hooker
Oh, that's fun.
Josh Arnold
But a properly poured Guinness is delicious.
Jeff Oskay
I agree.
Pat Godwin
That's no way to drink.
Jess Hooker
No, no. What are you supposed to do?
Pat Godwin
You take a bottle of James, you unscrew the top, and you guzzle.
Josh Arnold
Go, baby, go.
Jess Hooker
What was it? Was it an Irish car bomb that you would drop Jager into a Guinness?
Josh Arnold
Was that Jaeger? Jameson. Jameson.
Jess Hooker
That was Jameson.
Christy Lee
I thought it was Jaeger.
Josh Arnold
I think. No, it's all Irish.
Christy Lee
I think I've had it with the.
Jess Hooker
No, that's a J.
Josh Arnold
A German. Irish.
Pat Godwin
It's a car bomb. Like the IRA bomb.
Christy Lee
Bomb. I wasn't going to say that, but. Okay.
Josh Arnold
But that's what it is. It's so crazy.
Christy Lee
Absolutely what it is.
Josh Arnold
And everybody went, yeah, that's fine.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Yeah, we're having fun over here. What's coming up in news? Christy, wait.
Josh Arnold
Christy, will this ice cream be available.
Jeff Oskay
In the U.S. i don't know, but you could get it online. Maybe they'll ship it to you. I don't know.
Pat Godwin
Does it have vitamin B in it?
Jeff Oskay
I have no idea.
Josh Arnold
It's important brain.
Christy Lee
I kind of forget yet what Guinness tastes like.
Jess Hooker
Oh, it's so good. I keep thinking of, like, a Guinness float now. Like, if we put ice cream in a Guinness.
Christy Lee
I was thinking about that. Why not just put a scoop of vanilla ice cream into your Guinness?
Josh Arnold
That would be good.
Christy Lee
At the bar.
Jess Hooker
I would do that.
Josh Arnold
There must be a reason it doesn't work, cuz you never see it.
Jess Hooker
I wonder if it curdles.
Josh Arnold
Maybe it doesn't fool your wife.
Pat Godwin
I tell you that. You're not having a root beer float. Yeah, no, you're not.
Christy Lee
Anyway. Yes, Christy.
Jeff Oskay
Coming up, we'll talk about how Gen Zers answer the phone.
Christy Lee
What year, what age is that? Gen Z. You guys throw this around and now the new one's Alpha. Is that right? You guys throwing this around?
Jeff Oskay
18 to 24, I guess. Okay, I guess. I don't.
Christy Lee
I don't know.
Jeff Oskay
I don't either, but we'll talk about it. And we also have the Hollywood heart attack in the news.
Christy Lee
What's that? Somebody in Hollywood attack?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. It's called a tease.
Christy Lee
All right. Okay, we'll be right back. Except for Josh.
Josh Arnold
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Christy Lee
Can't say. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello. Hello. Oh, there's Pat Godwin.
Josh Arnold
Hi.
Christy Lee
Jess Hooker.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Josh Arnold.
Josh Arnold
You're good.
Jeff Oskay
What's wrong?
Christy Lee
I'm Jeff. There's Jeff Osk. I'm Jeff. Oskar. What?
Josh Arnold
I just said welcome.
Christy Lee
There's Ace Cosby. I don't know if this is causing me more trouble or not. I don't. What we've. What we've talked about, Josh. And I've talked about you coming back and rejoining instead of me saying, hi, welcome back. But every time I remember and I just go like I'm a trained seal.
Josh Arnold
Well, no, that's exactly right.
Jeff Oskay
I mean, it's muscle memory.
Josh Arnold
Of course it's muscle memory.
Jeff Oskay
Sure.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
All right.
Josh Arnold
So I. I just wanted to give you a little bit of a break.
Christy Lee
This will be the. This will be a. A cliffhanger. Maybe next. Next break. Maybe I'll be.
Josh Arnold
It is. It has been fun to see what, if anything, it made. It's Made both of us more aware of our. Yes, we're doing it.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Josh Arnold
But I think that people demand you.
Christy Lee
Well, I don't, I don't think. I, I, I'd rather not. Christy, what have you got over there, dear?
Jeff Oskay
Well, Gen Z's apparently forego greetings when answering their phones. Latest generation specific practice reportedly came to light through a recruiter who posted on social media saying, something I've noticed about Gen Z specifically is that a lot of them answer the phone and don't say anything. Like, I can hear their breathing in the background noise. But they wait for you to say hello first.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Really?
Jess Hooker
100%. My son is Gen Z and I just thought it was him because it's when his mom calls, like, okay, I'm waiting for you to talk, mom.
Josh Arnold
Right.
Jess Hooker
I didn't know it was a thing.
Jeff Oskay
A YouGov poll appears to back up these claims. One in four 18 to 24 year olds believe it's okay to answer a phone call without any formal greeting.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Huh.
Jeff Oskay
Mary Jane Copps, founder of a Canadian communication consultancy called the Phone Call lady, believes young adults find phone use unnerving. Is there money because they did not grow up with landlines and did not learn the same phone etiquette as previous generations.
Christy Lee
The phone lady, how she make a.
Jeff Oskay
Living, I don't know.
Christy Lee
All right.
Jeff Oskay
She explained, quote, rather than start the conversation and then discover it as a recorded message or scam. Ah. They wait to hear who or what is calling before they respond. That makes sense. More sense.
Jess Hooker
That does make more sense, because my son also made our family have a safe word. Because people take your voice and they'll say, you've been kidnapped and we need money. And so he said, mom, your voice is out there more than most. And so we need to have a safe word. So if anybody ever used your voice.
Josh Arnold
To say, I didn't know your son was Tom Griswold. Yeah. Why is he that paranoid?
Jess Hooker
I don't know, but I appreciate it.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
He's more aware than I am.
Christy Lee
It makes sense when you see, see the, yeah, the deep fakes out there.
Jeff Oskay
So the safe, I don't understand. So the safe word.
Jess Hooker
So, yeah, so if, if somebody, if somebody, if I called Max, my son, and I said, max, I've been kidnapped. These people want a thousand dollars. And he would say, what's the safe word? And if they can't say the safe word, then he knows that it's a deep fake. Like Chick said, it's not, it's not.
Pat Godwin
You on the air just Said Max.
Jess Hooker
I know, I know. There you go. Hey, there you go. Now you can use that.
Josh Arnold
Makes the editing a little easier.
Christy Lee
The NEF just handed it to them.
Jess Hooker
There you go, guys.
Christy Lee
I don't think I've ever not said hello when I answered the phone. And I've always. I've never hung up. Like on the movies or soap opers. I never just finish a thought and then hang up without saying goodbye.
Josh Arnold
Of course not. Yeah. All right. Talk to you later, man. See you. Whatever.
Jeff Oskay
Bye.
Josh Arnold
Bye.
Pat Godwin
When I call you, you always hang up.
Christy Lee
Only because I don't like.
Josh Arnold
I mean, I can't. Formal greetings. Going away like now. If Oscar were to call me. Hey, man. Is what I might say. Or Jeff, what's up?
Jeff Oskay
But you have caller id.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, exactly.
Jeff Oskay
That's changed the whole thing.
Josh Arnold
I'm surprised Gen Z's even answering phones they don't know.
Chick McGee
My kids would not answer and then text you. What do you want?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, right.
Christy Lee
That's the thing. We know who's calling no matter what do you answer?
Josh Arnold
How often do you answer? Unknown numbers.
Christy Lee
Absolutely never.
Josh Arnold
Same.
Christy Lee
And I probably get seven or eight spam calls a day.
Josh Arnold
Yes. It's gotten terrible.
Christy Lee
At least.
Josh Arnold
And the Gen Z's are right in that you don't know necessarily have to. Because I will answer. Okay. Occasionally I'll answer. I'll answer an unknown number. If. Let's say I'm going to have a. An electrician come to my house within the next week.
Jeff Oskay
Right.
Josh Arnold
And I get an unknown service. Yes. Maybe they're. But. Hello? And then you. Nothing.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
And then maybe occasionally like a click, click. And then you hear a call center in the background.
Christy Lee
Hello, You've called.
Josh Arnold
It's like even the call centers expect you not to answer because there's a gap.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Hello?
Josh Arnold
Oh, my God.
Christy Lee
Holy hell. Yeah, we got a live one.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Well, you worked in a call center.
Josh Arnold
I did.
Jeff Oskay
And did you get a lot of people that didn't answer the phone?
Josh Arnold
Thankfully, I worked in a call center where people called us.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, okay.
Josh Arnold
It was to get sex. Hotline their pharmacy.
Christy Lee
Were you in, folks? You.
Josh Arnold
That wasn't a call center. That was just me at home.
Christy Lee
All right. Cottage industry.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Yeah, it was awesome. I could be ironing. What else? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll suck your feet.
Jeff Oskay
Well, I'm glad you said feet out there.
Christy Lee
Just completed because you said that.
Josh Arnold
Now that's on the.
Christy Lee
That's.
Josh Arnold
That's recorded.
Christy Lee
What a mess this is.
Josh Arnold
But yeah, they would call to. Hey, we want to get our. We Want our pharmaceuticals to be mail order. So people were kind of happy to call.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Now then I was. So I got promoted from them calling me to where I did have to cold call people. So it was hard to get past that initial. Hi, I'm Josh from Express Scripts. I just wanted you to know. Yeah, because. No, thanks.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Once I said, hey, you know, you could save 20 bucks a month if you just went to mail order and you don't have to go to the pharmacy anymore. People. People loved it.
Pat Godwin
So I get these nice. I get these crazy calls. Like, I get child support calling. They want, like, a certain amount of money. And I get at&t. Calling every month. Like the 300 bucks in my apartment complex. Every month I call and say, hey, where's our 70.
Christy Lee
Management problem, Pat? Maybe I don't.
Josh Arnold
Don't fall for it until they knock on the door. Yeah, that's next.
Christy Lee
We got an email here from Charleston, South Carolina. The local of Charleston, the local minor league ballpark used to serve Guinness milkshakes. What? The new. The. The new Guinness ice cream. That's out in England somewhere.
Josh Arnold
I guess.
Jess Hooker
Maybe we should make some.
Christy Lee
Of course we should.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Tom's not here. Let's get some booze.
Christy Lee
Get some booze and ice cream and go nuts. Would you like a Guinness milkshake job?
Josh Arnold
I would try it.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Try it. A whole. First off, I. Look, I'm changing a whole milkshake now. Would probably. I would fall.
Christy Lee
Get in the way of eating the pizza.
Josh Arnold
Fair enough. That reminds me of the old John Panette joke where. Yeah, I'm doing that Slim Fast. Those things go great with nachos.
Jess Hooker
God, I can still taste a Slim Fish fast.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Yeah. And I was in middle school just drinking them. Yeah. That was nuts.
Pat Godwin
They were not good, right?
Josh Arnold
No, they were okay.
Jess Hooker
They were okay.
Josh Arnold
But grain. It depended on how you mixed them. If you did the full blender route, fine. But I got lazy. And just with a spoon, I had no. I wish somebody would have said, don't do this.
Christy Lee
Yeah. My parents gave me the AIDS candy.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, boy.
Christy Lee
Yeah, at the time.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. The two little chocolate squares. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Obviously they had to change the name of the candy. Well, actually, AIDS candy said no. We were first let them change the.
Jeff Oskay
Name of the well. And it was spelled A Y D.
Christy Lee
And there was a rumor there were tapeworm eggs.
Josh Arnold
Oh, but it wasn't. Was it an appetite suppressant?
Christy Lee
No, but I can still taste those.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Christy Lee
If I remind myself. Yeah. There was something grainy about them and just odd.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Were there Commercials for that. Oh, yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I've lost £30. Thank you. AIDS.
Christy Lee
That's right.
Josh Arnold
Absolutely.
Pat Godwin
There was a commercial.
Jeff Oskay
This is way before 70s.
Christy Lee
Words have different meanings.
Josh Arnold
Thanks to AIDS, I'm a much thinner person. That's right. Good Lord.
Christy Lee
Healthy and ready to roll.
Chick McGee
All right, On a lighter note.
Jeff Oskay
Yes, please.
Chick McGee
We were talking about lady in red, Me dancing with a nun. Jason, if there's me and Sister Teresa Collection. The lady.
Christy Lee
First of all, I had no idea she was so hot.
Josh Arnold
That's my.
Pat Godwin
I love a redhead, like.
Chick McGee
And I was wrong. She died at 93, not 97.
Jeff Oskay
And she does have red hair.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's. She looks like she's in red, too. I know.
Jeff Oskay
She has a red shirt on.
Jess Hooker
Yeah. Are you the guy that goes back to school to see your teachers?
Chick McGee
I. I was that day.
Josh Arnold
Why? What was going on?
Christy Lee
Did they ask you, or you just walked in?
Chick McGee
No, I was there for an event, and she just happened to be in her classroom, and I stopped in and I said hi.
Jess Hooker
What were you at?
Jeff Oskay
What did she ask you to dance?
Chick McGee
She did not. She asked me to step away after we took the photo there.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. And it may have been your female body inspector shirt. Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
There was no room for the Holy Spirit there, right?
Chick McGee
No, it was a anniversary party in, like, a room, and she just happened to be in on a Saturday, working in her classroom.
Josh Arnold
Did she like you? You said you were a miscreant.
Chick McGee
She was.
Christy Lee
See something good in you, Jeff.
Chick McGee
So she was my fifth grade teacher. Then when I moved to sixth grade, she moved to sixth grade. And then when I moved junior high, she moved to junior high, and so I had her for, like, four years. They know. They said she was the only teacher who could handle me, so they just moved her along with me.
Christy Lee
No.
Josh Arnold
I didn't know you were that much of a problem.
Chick McGee
I didn't think I was until I heard that.
Christy Lee
But did you ever do anything involving fire?
Josh Arnold
No. Were you funny? You had to.
Chick McGee
I knew where the line was.
Josh Arnold
Right, right.
Christy Lee
Did you think you were funny?
Chick McGee
No.
Christy Lee
Oh, okay. You still don't. I. I know. I know that about you. Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
All right, well, we have one of those guys who did start a fire coming up in the news.
Christy Lee
There you go. And Pat, do we have another song from you?
Jeff Oskay
Yes, I think we do.
Christy Lee
That would be so exciting. We're gonna have a Pat Godwin request hour. How about we're all going to request our favorite Pat Godwin. So we already played my favorite.
Pat Godwin
I heard that.
Josh Arnold
Y.
Pat Godwin
And I was thrilled.
Christy Lee
It was very Sweet.
Pat Godwin
I was at the airport.
Christy Lee
Is that right?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Son of a gun. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tom. Bob and tom.com. from the award winning morning show on.
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Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Welcome back to the Don. We're having a bit of a radio standoff. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Pat Godwin's there.
Pat Godwin
Hey, Josh.
Josh Arnold
Jess Hooker has joined us.
Jess Hooker
Hello.
Josh Arnold
As has Jeff Oskay.
Chick McGee
Yes, sir.
Josh Arnold
Ace Cosby's there. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold. There's Chick McGee.
Christy Lee
Dear Bob @ Top show, my name is Robert. I've driven a truck for 50 years.
Josh Arnold
Wow.
Christy Lee
The maximum amount of weight on a steer axle is 12,000 pounds. Each tandem axle, 35. 4,000 pounds, allowing your truck to weigh 80,000 pounds.
Josh Arnold
Amazing.
Christy Lee
There you go.
Jeff Oskay
What was that again? I wasn't paying attention.
Pat Godwin
It's okay.
Jeff Oskay
No, I'm actually curious. I should have paid attention.
Christy Lee
The maximum amount of weight on a steer axle, 12,000 pounds.
Jeff Oskay
Oh.
Christy Lee
Each tandem axle, 34,000 pounds, allowing a truck to weigh 80,000 pounds.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, okay.
Jess Hooker
What are you guys talking about?
Pat Godwin
I didn't hear any. A word of it.
Jeff Oskay
We had a. We had a listener from Oregon who was a truck driver thanking us for.
Christy Lee
For doing as Tom would say, Pat, you're not helping.
Jeff Oskay
And he said he was in his 80,000 pound truck and I didn't know if that was.
Josh Arnold
Can you imagine being hit by 80,000 pounds going 70 miles per hour?
Christy Lee
What do you think that's.
Josh Arnold
You're obliterated, aren't you?
Jess Hooker
Yeah, I think it's game over.
Christy Lee
That semi weighed and final destination loaded up with trees. Oh, man.
Josh Arnold
Must have been close to that.
Christy Lee
Man had to be, right?
Josh Arnold
You ever tried moving, you know, a large branch, but it looks in your head, you're like, oh, yeah, I can move that.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Josh Arnold
Wood is deceiving.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah. Really, really, really dense.
Josh Arnold
So heavy.
Christy Lee
Dear Bob and Top show, my name's Mary. After my shower last Night I yelled downstairs to my husband, hey, you want some of this before I cover it up?
Jeff Oskay
Oh, there you go.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
My very even keeled husband laughed out loud and quickly joined me upstairs.
Pat Godwin
You ran up.
Christy Lee
It worked. Thank you, chick love. You guys.
Josh Arnold
They did it.
Jeff Oskay
I wonder how many times it works better for the woman than it does for the.
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah. If.
Jeff Oskay
If you're offering absolutely 100%.
Jess Hooker
Isn't it wild? Like, we could just do it whenever we want?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Pretty much.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Thanks. Reminding us.
Christy Lee
What is it? Elaine tells Jerry, you know. No. Jerry tells Elaine. It's like garbage. You leave it out at the street, somebody's going to come along and pick it up. Men have to wait and. I don't know, maybe not.
Josh Arnold
Woo.
Pat Godwin
And romance dying.
Christy Lee
Don't you have a. What's your favorite? Don't you have a love song for somebody out there? Any love songs that you've done, Pat, over the years?
Jeff Oskay
Actually, I was going to ask Pat because you just came off this very successful trip to Florida and you were working at McCurdy's and was there a song that the audience really enjoyed or was maybe a crowd just went crazy.
Christy Lee
People yelling, throwing money at you?
Pat Godwin
Yeah. I took a chance and I memorized the pickleball. The pickleball song.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, I bet that was.
Pat Godwin
I thought you had Florida. You had your sunshine. You had a lot of nudist colonies. I didn't know if it would work.
Jeff Oskay
Elderly people.
Pat Godwin
Elderly people. I spent some time memorizing it and I took a chance with it and it worked very well. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Well, let's hear it. And we're going to do that thing where when you start playing, playing it, we'll recognize it together as an audience and start clapping.
Christy Lee
So, no, no pickle ball players yet in here, right? Yet.
Josh Arnold
I know Pat has played.
Pat Godwin
Absolutely. Started up again, just last.
Josh Arnold
It seems fun.
Christy Lee
No kidding.
Jess Hooker
It does seem all right.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Pat Godwin
Hey, pickle ball Naked pickle ball Sweaty in the sun Summer Nippy in the fall Playing pickleball naked pickleball Cept for shoes they're wearing nothing at all.
Josh Arnold
Flapping.
Pat Godwin
Parts in private places Meemaws hoo ha's in their faces Incontinence in eventuality at the seniors Nudist colony Playing pickleball naked pickleball Trip and fall and an ambulance is called Playing pickleball naked pickleball pickleball Whacking balls in the AU Natural.
Josh Arnold
Boobs.
Pat Godwin
A flop and knees are bruised Hips replaced and back suffused Sagging sacks are waving in the breeze Take one To the knots and fall to your knees Playing pickleball, naked pickleball that micro dickel is mighty small Playing pickleball, naked pickleball Try not fall on your pickling.
Chick McGee
But.
Pat Godwin
Pickleball'S all the rage for folks of a certain age. But nudity is best left to the young. Look at them having fun, wrinkling in the sun. And I had no idea Gramps was so well hung. Playing pickleball, naked pickleball Better than a swim or walk in the mall. Playing pickleball, naked pickleball Some folks should never get naked at all. Sit down, everybody sit down is what I would have to say after this song.
Jeff Oskay
So you memorized that, huh?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I memorized it.
Jeff Oskay
Why didn't you play it that way here?
Pat Godwin
Because I don't ever take a chance here with memorization. I have this in front of me because I get thrown off. I get the heckled stuff's thrown at me.
Christy Lee
Oh, sure.
Pat Godwin
Josh gives me a look. I. I gotta have.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Right in front of me.
Christy Lee
I'll look at you.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah, we'll give you a look.
Christy Lee
Sounds like a nightmare. I wouldn't put up with it.
Josh Arnold
I'll eyeball you.
Pat Godwin
See?
Jeff Oskay
I have great news for you, Josh.
Josh Arnold
Thank you.
Jeff Oskay
You and myself, it's National Vanilla Ice Cream Day.
Josh Arnold
Our favorite.
Christy Lee
You guys. You guys are just liars.
Jeff Oskay
No, we're not.
Chick McGee
Do you do the bean or just the fridge?
Jeff Oskay
I like it.
Chick McGee
How do you like your vanilla?
Jeff Oskay
I like it all.
Josh Arnold
I like. I'm. I'm with Christie. I like it all, too, But I.
Jeff Oskay
Do like vanilla bean. I like the French vanilla. They add egg to that, right? Is that why it's.
Jess Hooker
Oh, really?
Jeff Oskay
I believe so. I think that's what makes it French.
Josh Arnold
Oh, I thought it was called French vanilla because he did like this.
Christy Lee
When. When the fam and I went to Aruba, they. I found a new Ice La Dolce or whatever the hell that is. It's got, like, caramel running through it or something. It's. Oh, my God.
Josh Arnold
If you try, it is very caramelly. I. I like it too.
Christy Lee
It's much better than just vanilla.
Josh Arnold
Oh, I just.
Christy Lee
You guys know there are other flavors out there.
Josh Arnold
Yes. But I find vanilla to be complicated in its simplicity.
Jeff Oskay
Do you ever top your vanilla?
Josh Arnold
Rarely.
Jeff Oskay
I like blueberries. Fresh blueberries on vanilla ice cream. Try.
Christy Lee
You know, and I get a lot of pushback about this. My white trash roots. But I stand by this. And I've had a couple people verify it. When I was a kid, Hershey's Chocolate syrup. Yeah. Our family called that dope.
Jeff Oskay
Dope.
Christy Lee
We'd say chocolate dope.
Jess Hooker
Really?
Jeff Oskay
I never.
Christy Lee
Why don't you put are we're gonna have ice cream? Well, sure. Be sure you get the dope, huh? Wow. Chocolate dope.
Jeff Oskay
Did you can, though, right where you had.
Christy Lee
We had the can. Yeah. They didn't have the squeeze bottle. You had to have open both sides? Yeah, open both sides.
Jeff Oskay
Yep.
Josh Arnold
We never had the can, but the squeeze bottle.
Pat Godwin
Was anybody a fan of the stuff that hardens, the chocolate stuff?
Chick McGee
Oh, the magic shell.
Josh Arnold
I liked magic shell when I was a kid. I don't care for the flavor as much.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I'm not a big fan.
Josh Arnold
You like it?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I do.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yeah. It was always fun because it was magic indeed. Oh, yeah. How the hell is this happening? Delicious. I would yell. My grandparents would smack me.
Christy Lee
I'd say, bob, I'm glad I got this dope. Had no idea.
Josh Arnold
And other people have said. We used to call that, too.
Jeff Oskay
Yes.
Christy Lee
Other people told me. We. Our family called it chocolate. Chocolate dope. Just a chocolate. Just Hershey's chocolate syrup was called dope.
Josh Arnold
Were they people from your region?
Christy Lee
I did not ask them anything else other than oh, that's great, and walked away.
Josh Arnold
Were they white? Other whiteies?
Pat Godwin
I've never been to your region.
Christy Lee
I. I had no idea. I didn't ask about their background.
Jess Hooker
Oh, do you guys know about crunch on your ice cream? It's. It's not. It's not sprinkles. It's like. It's. It's like a little nut, but it's candy. And it's this. And people said that they used to have it at Dairy Queen and now they don't have it anymore.
Josh Arnold
Right.
Christy Lee
It's like a Rice Krispie thing or.
Jeff Oskay
No, English toffee or.
Jess Hooker
No, it's not.
Josh Arnold
You know those crunch donuts that'll sometimes come? Oh, yeah. It's kind of like. Like that.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Toasted coconut or something.
Josh Arnold
Kind of. Actually, it's more like a graham crackery.
Jess Hooker
Yes. And then they're chocolate nut flavor. So there's nuts in there somewhere.
Josh Arnold
Right. But a little bit of chocolate, too?
Jess Hooker
No, no chocolate, maybe, but it's like a little candy piece. I don't know. But they used to have them at Dairy Queen, and they don't have them anymore, but they have them at my local. And I thought it was just specific to my. My local drive in where I get ice cream.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Jess Hooker
Frost you, boy.
Chick McGee
That's the best.
Jess Hooker
It is good. But I just didn't know if anybody else was familiar with the crunch. You got to get the crunch.
Josh Arnold
And then you said no chocolate. It just changed my mind.
Jess Hooker
Okay. And you know, but I found where you can buy it in bulk on Amazon on the East Coast.
Christy Lee
They, they don't say rainbow sprinkles. They say Jimmy's. Jimmy's.
Jess Hooker
Oh, okay.
Josh Arnold
You want Jimmy's on your ice cream.
Christy Lee
Jimmy's on your ice cream.
Josh Arnold
That's true.
Chick McGee
Don't ask for a Jimmy hat on your ice cream. No, that was disgusting.
Christy Lee
Jimmy had a condom.
Jeff Oskay
What?
Christy Lee
Yeah. I didn't know that.
Jeff Oskay
I didn't know that either.
Christy Lee
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Josh Arnold
Try peeling and pouring a Keurig cup.
Jeff Oskay
You're just going to get grounds all over the place.
Josh Arnold
You're going to need a Dustbuster.
Christy Lee
I say good luck.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Josh Arnold
You're listening to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Chick McGee.
Christy Lee
Hi.
Josh Arnold
Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. Jeff Osk is here. Thank you. And we are discussing a plethora of things. Christy, what's the latest in the news?
Christy Lee
I don't know. What you were saying? But I. I want to help.
Josh Arnold
Oh, you guys want to do history?
Jeff Oskay
We have to.
Christy Lee
Yep, I think I do. Hello. Today. Today in history. Yeah. Hey, this volume really works.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah, I hear it.
Josh Arnold
Not yet.
Jess Hooker
Doesn't it freak you out when Josh takes his glasses off?
Jeff Oskay
That's why I still wear glasses, because I freak him out. And mine are just blanks.
Josh Arnold
Did you freak Tom out or out?
Christy Lee
I once, one time, decades ago, I said she looked like a. She had doll eyes. That's all I said. Might have been a soulless doll. I might have said. On this date, July 23, in 1984, Vanessa Williams gave up her crown as Miss America after the controversy she had.
Jeff Oskay
Over pictures with another lady.
Christy Lee
Sexually explicit pictures in penthouse.
Chick McGee
Oh, really?
Pat Godwin
They were naughty.
Jeff Oskay
No, you kids.
Christy Lee
I think we. We called it the Vanessa Williams duck call.
Jeff Oskay
I think we did.
Josh Arnold
She was missing Miss America.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, for a short time.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Isn't Miss America just all insinuated sex anyway? I mean, what the hell?
Jeff Oskay
Why make her the Miss America? People didn't like the fact that she was in pictures with other women. I think. I see she was married to Rick Fox. Boy, he's.
Christy Lee
Oh, God, he's dreamy.
Jeff Oskay
Right, man, Right.
Josh Arnold
Who's that guy?
Christy Lee
He used to play for the Celtics. Play for the Lakers.
Jeff Oskay
Beautiful eyes.
Chick McGee
Gorgeous eyes.
Jeff Oskay
Gorgeous eyes.
Christy Lee
I think. Think I love him. Hey, also on this date, in 1903, the Ford Motor Company sold its first car, model a. Yeah. For $850.
Jeff Oskay
Wow. Even I could afford that.
Christy Lee
Don't you ever. Do you hear? Do you watch these old movies or TV shows, Series about the turn of the century, like the Gilded Age on HBO? And you. I wonder how much $500,000 would be today day, and it turns into $90 million or.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Something crazy.
Christy Lee
Can you imagine being that old, being alive today?
Josh Arnold
Oh, no. Not many are.
Christy Lee
This is just for. This is just for Josh. In 1982, on this day, Vic Morrow. Oh, and two kids from Twilight Zone in the helicopter accident.
Josh Arnold
Just awful.
Pat Godwin
Awful.
Christy Lee
Every.
Jeff Oskay
And do you guys know about that?
Jess Hooker
No.
Christy Lee
Director John Landis and four associates acquitted on manslaughter charges.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Christy Lee
During the filming, there was a special effect where a helicopter crashed in a river, and Vic Morrow was helping a couple other actors across, and the helicopter fell on top of them.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, God.
Josh Arnold
Apparently, this. A couple people on set allegedly were like, please don't do this shot.
Jeff Oskay
This is not good.
Josh Arnold
Really? They went ahead and did it and. Was it Twilight Zone? It was the Twilight Zone.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
The movie. Just awful.
Jeff Oskay
Did The Twilight Zone. The movie come out after that?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, it did and didn't do great and you know, some.
Jeff Oskay
Did they edit that shot out?
Christy Lee
They edited that whole sequence out?
Josh Arnold
No, no, that. Oh, I'm sorry. The helicopter sequence. Yes. Was it. But the segment was still in there. Oh yeah.
Christy Lee
The Vic Morrow segment was still in.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Did you guys watch the Alec Baldwin movie that came out? Yeah, I haven't seen it yet.
Christy Lee
I know it's out there, but I haven't seen it yet.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, I was kind of curious about it.
Josh Arnold
No, unfortunate. I mean.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Well, the whole thing.
Jess Hooker
Very sad.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Let's see. In 1999, the space shuttle Columbia blasted off with the world's most powerful X ray telescope to eliminate China as a nation. Did you know that I'm hearing.
Josh Arnold
No, I didn't hear the last part.
Christy Lee
Oh, no, no. What actually happened was in 1999, the space shuttle Columbia did blast off world's most powerful X ray telescope. And Eileen Collins became the first woman to command a United space. A United States space flight.
Jeff Oskay
You go, girl.
Christy Lee
In 1999.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, Josh.
Christy Lee
Is that right?
Jeff Oskay
Josh in timeout.
Josh Arnold
I just hope the shuttle never went to a four way stop.
Pat Godwin
We don't need the way.
Josh Arnold
I know you do, honey. Every woman does.
Christy Lee
I don't know what this.
Josh Arnold
Next time you're at a four way stop, look at a female driver and just. If you want to see the definition.
Jeff Oskay
Of baffled, go to a roundabout.
Josh Arnold
The only woman that looks confident at a four way stop is the. That's going when it's not her turn. I'm serious.
Pat Godwin
Other three running phones.
Jeff Oskay
I will complain about the roundabouts. Every what?
Pat Godwin
Go ahead.
Jeff Oskay
A lot of women will pull up and stop. Oh yeah, there's nobody. There's nothing coming. Just keep going.
Jess Hooker
I don't know if it's women. I feel like it's more age.
Pat Godwin
It's a cautious situation.
Christy Lee
That's right. You never know. These cars are fast.
Pat Godwin
Nowhere.
Christy Lee
Good Lord. People coming at you all angles.
Josh Arnold
My cousin Dorothy, she got hit.
Christy Lee
He hasn't watched right since.
Josh Arnold
Oh, no.
Pat Godwin
Go back to lights.
Christy Lee
You know she can't hold a water.
Josh Arnold
What was wrong with light?
Pat Godwin
Nothing was wrong with lights.
Christy Lee
On 1884. A birthday. Albert Warner was born on this day.
Jeff Oskay
In 1884. Who's Albert Warner?
Christy Lee
One of the Warner brothers. Albert and Wally.
Josh Arnold
Yes, that's right.
Christy Lee
Wally Warner. I don't know what the other guy's name was. Today's Woody Harrelson's birthday. Today's Saul Hudson's birthday. Anybody?
Jess Hooker
I don't Know who saw his.
Jeff Oskay
Who saw Hudson?
Christy Lee
Slash.
Josh Arnold
Oh, all right.
Christy Lee
Yep. See, you can't rock. You can't rock with Saul Hudson. No, you can rock with Slash.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Philip Seymour Hoffman's birthday is today. Or Hoffman. That's his birthday. Allison Craig Kraus.
Josh Arnold
Oh, she's great.
Christy Lee
Very good. Marlon Wayans. I'm not sure which Wayans that is. I get them all confused.
Jeff Oskay
So many, so many, so many weigh ins.
Christy Lee
Aren't there too many Wayans?
Josh Arnold
There are too many weigh ins.
Jeff Oskay
They've got a Monica Lewinsky's birthday today and it seems like I love her.
Christy Lee
It seems like there are more Monica, more weigh ins and they're not enough. They're not enough. Monica Lewis.
Josh Arnold
I love her too. I think she's doing great work. Absolutely.
Christy Lee
Catherine Hahn.
Josh Arnold
She's.
Christy Lee
She's fun, right? Yeah, she's in that studio thing with Seth Rogen.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, is she like.
Josh Arnold
She's cool.
Christy Lee
She got that job making it a Han job.
Josh Arnold
You know what? I'm glad we went there.
Christy Lee
Anybody? Anybody at all? The former first lady of the United States, Michelle Williams. It's her birthday today. She'll win Destiny's Child. That's right. So they named, you know, that Daniel Radcliffe guys.
Jeff Oskay
Know who he is?
Josh Arnold
Sure. Who he was. Harry Potter.
Christy Lee
Nope. He was Harry Potter.
Jeff Oskay
But how old is he now?
Josh Arnold
26.
Jess Hooker
36.
Christy Lee
Older than you think. 1989.
Jess Hooker
Ah, 36.
Jeff Oskay
But he just looked like.
Christy Lee
A, you know, Opinions vary.
Jeff Oskay
Harry Potter.
Christy Lee
He did look like, didn't it? Wasn't he naked on Broadway?
Jeff Oskay
Yep.
Christy Lee
When he broke out of In Equus?
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, he did a pretty good job at pivoting away from Harry Potter. Yeah, he's a good actor.
Jess Hooker
I think so.
Christy Lee
I still don't know Hermione's name or the redhead. I don't know.
Josh Arnold
Emma Watson.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Yeah, that's Hermione.
Christy Lee
Who's the red haired kid's name? What's his name?
Josh Arnold
Rupert Grant. Yeah, they're all pretty good.
Christy Lee
You know that's also slang for a woman.
Jess Hooker
No, it's not.
Josh Arnold
Her Grinch or her Rupert.
Christy Lee
What kind of, what sort of. What was the state of the Grinch?
Jeff Oskay
Hollywood.
Christy Lee
Speaking of Hollywood.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. A doctor accused of supplying Matthew Barry with ketamine before his death is expected to plead guilty in federal court today.
Josh Arnold
Go to jail.
Jeff Oskay
Dr. Salvador Placencia is charged with illegally distributing ketamine to the Friends star weeks leading up to his overdose in 2023 that October. He initially pleaded not not guilty, but agreed to change his plea in exchange.
Josh Arnold
When somebody reminded him hey, you know you gave him the drugs that killed him.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, yeah. God. Also in Hollywood, experts say they're giving misleading impression of what happens during a heart attack.
Christy Lee
I'm sorry, I don't do impressions.
Jeff Oskay
The phenomenon dubbed the Hollywood heart attack often shows someone clutching their chest before collapsing dramatically.
Josh Arnold
However, Jussie Smollett's gonna die.
Christy Lee
Hang on a second. You deserve this.
Jeff Oskay
However, Ann Eckert at the University of Texas at Arlington explained that in real life, many patients don't experience the dramatic big screen version. She said, for a lot of people, they just don't feel quite right but can't really put their finger on it. The most common symptom, discomfort, pressure tightness in the. The chest.
Pat Godwin
What?
Jeff Oskay
Dr. Ecker, read that again. All right, Mr. Hypochondriac. Discomfort, pressure tightness in the chest. Oh, boy, you got it all. Okay.
Christy Lee
I've told this for people who want to listen because I had angina and that's why I had to have my open heart surgery. It's not like an elephant standing on your chest. It's just a nagging like, what the heck is it? And it's always the same until you have it some. And it goes away with rest. That's key.
Jeff Oskay
And sit down.
Christy Lee
It goes away with. Away he go to a doctor.
Jeff Oskay
Really?
Christy Lee
Yeah. My cardiologist said dead people stay home. That's all I'm telling. That's a great.
Jeff Oskay
And she says these fake Hollywood heart attacks are costing real lives because people are expecting that big dramatic.
Christy Lee
This must not elephant. I saw Olivier did a great heart attack. Nothing like that.
Jeff Oskay
People should not seek or should not delay seeking medical treatment when they feel something might be wrong. The longer the wait, as Chick just said, the more likely you'll have irreversible damage.
Christy Lee
I'm a big. I'm a big fan of the. You know, if you think for a second what's going on with your body and there's something in the back of your mind, you know.
Josh Arnold
Yes, that's great.
Christy Lee
That's great advice if you're having that. Ah, the heck with. Don't do that. Go to the doctor.
Josh Arnold
Just listen to your body.
Christy Lee
Yeah, that's right. Listen to your body.
Josh Arnold
What's the worst that's going to happen? Hey, no, you're okay. Oh, great.
Christy Lee
You're okay too. Doc, how about those pain meds?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I've had to move.
Christy Lee
I got Pat to laugh.
Josh Arnold
Are delicious.
Christy Lee
Oh, they really are. Hi, welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We're at the news desk with Christy Lee, was it?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, that's me.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Jeff Oskay
Authorities have arrested a man accused of trying to burn down A Planet Fitness in Florida.
Josh Arnold
I get it.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah. I've had it with all the healthy living.
Jeff Oskay
According to Wink News. We're flirting with you. Deputies responded to the gym after reports of a naked guy running through the gym, crawling into the ceiling, and attempting to start a fire in the bathroom.
Pat Godwin
That's quite a workout.
Christy Lee
He did what?
Jeff Oskay
He was running through the gym.
Josh Arnold
Naked.
Jeff Oskay
Naked. Crawled into the ceiling and attempted to start a fire in the bathroom.
Christy Lee
Do you guys think that some guys. This is guys only. The only ones I've been exposed to. They. They join a gym just so they can walk around naked.
Josh Arnold
Oh, you know what? Probably. I think it's a small percentage, but I think so. So let's say that you. Your thing. You would join a gym to do it, right? Yeah.
Christy Lee
There are. There are modest guys in a gym. Don't get me wrong.
Josh Arnold
Right?
Christy Lee
There are guys. Yeah. There are guys who just.
Josh Arnold
You know, they're so immodest.
Christy Lee
Right.
Josh Arnold
It's like maybe something's going on my gym.
Pat Godwin
They're. They're very naked.
Christy Lee
Older guys. Yeah, older guys.
Jess Hooker
See, I think there are women. Women do that too. I don't think it's specific to. I think. Yeah, if a woman has a really nice body and she wants everybody to see it.
Christy Lee
And the light.
Jess Hooker
Locker room. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Describe it.
Jeff Oskay
The man was asked to leave the gym, of course, as you would expect.
Josh Arnold
Oh, sir, please leave.
Jeff Oskay
And began to act erratically. Deputies located him hiding naked inside a tanning bed.
Josh Arnold
I'm not going anywhere.
Jeff Oskay
He was arrested and charged with indecent exposure.
Christy Lee
So warm.
Jeff Oskay
Arson, criminal mischief, and providing false ID to law enforcement.
Jess Hooker
I think there was a little bit of meth in his pre workout.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
This is a drug issue.
Josh Arnold
Was a bath salt or something.
Jeff Oskay
Man, oh, man, Jake, this is one of the things you've kind of joked about doing.
Christy Lee
All right.
Jeff Oskay
An Australian woman says she's living her best life in a retirement home.
Christy Lee
Yep.
Jeff Oskay
Despite the fact she's just 38. According.
Christy Lee
She's taken my idea and mutated it. That's too early.
Jeff Oskay
She sure has. Alice Amayu explained she struggled to find an affordable apartment after breakup while visiting her aunt in a retirement community, she told her that she needed a place. Her aunt said, well, something just opened up and they're looking for a new tenant.
Josh Arnold
I'm sure things are opening up all the time.
Jeff Oskay
She was approved to move in by the homeowners association, even though she was considerably younger than most other residents.
Christy Lee
You care about that death smell.
Jeff Oskay
Well, she now spends her days talking with neighbors, doing chair yoga, and playing bingo every Wednesday night.
Jess Hooker
Do you think this is the equivalent of, like, a personality? Higher. They're like, hey, she'll be good for morale around.
Jeff Oskay
Kind of like having a dog.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, like, she'll. She'll be fine. Let's bring her.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
See, I wouldn't be fun. I'd be there when I go. And it's any day now. I'm gonna be the bully. Oh, yeah. Hey. Hey, Leonard. Come up off that tapioca.
Josh Arnold
Let's go.
Christy Lee
Shut your. Shut your hole, Grandpa.
Jeff Oskay
Are you gonna have a golf cart? You're gonna be the guy driving around on the golf cart or one of.
Christy Lee
Those lime scooters through the hallways.
Josh Arnold
Did you see the. The movie the Rule of Jenny Pen? No, it's fairly recent, but John Lithgow is the nursing home bully, but to the nth degree, it's you. You do not want to be near him. You should. Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Is he taking out his buddies?
Josh Arnold
He is really tormenting Jeffrey Rush.
Jeff Oskay
Wow.
Christy Lee
Oh, I know. He was great when he had a season on. Dexter is amazing.
Josh Arnold
They love it.
Jeff Oskay
Sounds like a great.
Josh Arnold
Wasn't it the rule of Jenny Pan? It's. It's unpleasant. Okay.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Josh Arnold
Go see it.
Christy Lee
Right now. Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
What else do we have? Not much. Here. Let's see.
Christy Lee
What about you, Pat? Do you have a song for us that you could play? One of your greatest hits, and we will applaud as soon as you start playing, I promise.
Pat Godwin
You name it and I will sing it.
Christy Lee
Man. There's part of.
Chick McGee
Don't you have something about a retirement home?
Josh Arnold
Tomorrow by Silver.
Chick McGee
Oh, okay.
Josh Arnold
Completely.
Pat Godwin
God, Jeff.
Christy Lee
All right, I totally forgot because I don't care, but. No, I'm teasing, Pat. I. I hang on every word, every syllable. You sing Jimmy Buffett?
Pat Godwin
The late, great Jimmy Buffett.
Jeff Oskay
Of course.
Pat Godwin
Great businessman, too. He went down to Florida and he bought up five retirement homes. He calls them Margaritaville retirement homes. This thing just writes itself.
Josh Arnold
We don't.
Christy Lee
And if you haven't seen this side of Heaven or something about Heaven.
Jeff Oskay
About the Villages.
Christy Lee
The Villages. Retirement. It's a great documentary.
Josh Arnold
We don't clap until the first word is sung.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, one of those.
Pat Godwin
Getting a sponge.
Josh Arnold
I mean, you would think I set it up in such a way that you would do some music first.
Pat Godwin
Remember the last time I did an intro to this song? What happened?
Josh Arnold
He's not here, Tom. Very he's not.
Pat Godwin
What is he listening?
Josh Arnold
Honestly, Monday we were all acting like he was still here and. Yeah. Trying to talk without being shut down.
Pat Godwin
Full intro, full intro.
Christy Lee
Okay, go.
Pat Godwin
Tom's not here.
Christy Lee
All right, all right.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Getting a spongebob.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
From one of the cute staff all of us covered in Atlanta game Plugged into my CPAP Taking a long nap Check my legs as a new spider.
Josh Arnold
Babe.
Pat Godwin
Spending my golden years in Margaritaville retirement Searching for my last name Epsom salt, salt, salt My family claims that it's my memory to blame But I don't know what was I talking about? Say it's retirement Fell off my scooter oh chasing old cooters My hip now.
Christy Lee
It hurts to the bone bone, bone.
Pat Godwin
Bone but there's pills in the grinder yeah, there is and my nurse saw reminder for that numbing concoction that helps us hang out Hydrocodone Spending my golden years in Margaritaville retaliation common H Searching for my loss and some salt, salt, salt, salt My family claims it it's my memory to blame My family claims that it's my My family claims it's.
Josh Arnold
My memory that joke's also in first date.
Pat Godwin
I think I just myself.
Christy Lee
That Godwin everybody.
Josh Arnold
Very good.
Pat Godwin
You guys are also fantastic.
Jeff Oskay
My sister lives in.
Christy Lee
You were on your phone.
Pat Godwin
What?
Jeff Oskay
My sister lives in Margaritaville.
Pat Godwin
She.
Christy Lee
No kidding.
Jeff Oskay
Wow.
Christy Lee
That what happened to her?
Jeff Oskay
She and my brother in law, they're living the life.
Pat Godwin
How old is she?
Jeff Oskay
62? 3.
Pat Godwin
What?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
So this 38 year old could do it in Australia. I. Are there age limits here?
Christy Lee
Got to be.
Jess Hooker
Usually 55, but I think it's from village to villager complex.
Jeff Oskay
I don't know what it's called. She said they were approved by the homeowners association.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
So you could apply.
Josh Arnold
Sure.
Jeff Oskay
What happens?
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Hey, would you put a price on peace of mind?
Jeff Oskay
Heck no.
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Josh Arnold
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin. Jess Hooker's here. Hi. Chick McGee's across the way. There's Ace Cosby. Howdy. Hi. Jeff Oskay.
Chick McGee
Hey, buddy.
Josh Arnold
I'm Josh Arnold. And what doing are you guys want.
Jess Hooker
To do when I revisit this real quick, the topping I was talking about for ice cream, it's called peanut brittle crunch coat ice cream topping. They're getting some emails. People are curious because they miss it at Dairy Queen. They want to be able to order it.
Jeff Oskay
I had never heard of that.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
So good.
Jess Hooker
So good.
Christy Lee
You know, Tom says he insists that when he worked at Dairy Queen, he put this, the curly Q on the top of the Dairy Queen cones instead of removing it under the, the soft serve dispenser. Yeah. He would put his mouth on it and make the curly cue.
Jess Hooker
When we would get ice cream like that in the curly, like the curly Q, was that, that was a part of it. That was a part of the experience. And my dad would bite off the curlicue and then hand you your ice cream cone.
Josh Arnold
It's a tax.
Jess Hooker
It is. It's a dad tax.
Christy Lee
Yeah, the old dad tax.
Josh Arnold
But the best part in some ways.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Christy Lee
Good morning. Oh, go ahead.
Jeff Oskay
No, you go ahead.
Christy Lee
Good morning, Bob and Tom Show. I love the show. Listen, almost every morning. This is for, from Tim.
Jeff Oskay
Hi, Tim.
Christy Lee
But his friends call him Tim.
Josh Arnold
There are some who call me Tim.
Christy Lee
I was just with Monty Python stuff. Never mind. I was just wondering if there was ever a time any of you passed gas while the show was live.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, you know, most of us. I don't, I don't recall that happening.
Christy Lee
Because as you're passing gas, are you worried about getting busted for it? But was able to successfully play it off or get lucky when no one noticed?
Chick McGee
Gotcha.
Josh Arnold
In the Studio, live, while on the air.
Christy Lee
Jesus. Farting up a storm over there.
Jeff Oskay
Just did.
Christy Lee
Hey, hey. That's not a license to fart.
Josh Arnold
Aren't we all pretty good about not doing that?
Jess Hooker
No, I think you guys do it all the time.
Josh Arnold
Not in here. During the show.
Jeff Oskay
No, not during the hall does.
Josh Arnold
I won't even do it in the studio because it's so there's no air flowing. Yeah, yeah.
Christy Lee
Tom the Magnificent Bastard is an amazing crop. Dungeon duster. Right.
Jeff Oskay
He Amazing.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Sachets through the hall and he won't.
Josh Arnold
Admit it, but if you accuse him of it and he laughs, it's him. Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, it was him.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
100.
Josh Arnold
I try to warn people as much as I can.
Jess Hooker
You usually go outside, actually.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I'll go outside.
Christy Lee
Or the last time you did, you were standing at the door with your. Your butt hanging out the door with the door open, and you looked at me, and all I heard was. And you just stood there with that look on your face. I'm like, did you just. And laughing.
Jess Hooker
Do you think if we recorded each of our individual farts that we would know which one belonged to who?
Josh Arnold
I think we'd get a lot wrong. We would assume.
Christy Lee
Would you recognize your own sound?
Josh Arnold
They differ.
Jeff Oskay
They're all different from what you eat. Like yesterday it was Brussels sprouts. You ever had those?
Jess Hooker
Oh, yeah. That'll change the game.
Chick McGee
I could probably guess more from smell than from sound.
Jess Hooker
You think so?
Chick McGee
I think so. Yeah. It's like your guys will smell stale, like you've had it kept up there for three weeks. That finally crept out.
Josh Arnold
You mean women? Yeah.
Chick McGee
Musty. The ladies always got a musty.
Christy Lee
But yours never smells that bad to you.
Chick McGee
Oh, mine's horrible. There's times I have to leave my office and go outside just to let the office air out.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Christy Lee
All right.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
She's across the hall for me.
Jess Hooker
I know. And his face is cardinal red and he's moving as fast as he can.
Josh Arnold
Oh, I've.
Chick McGee
I've ran myself out of my own office many a time.
Jeff Oskay
What about your car?
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah. Well, now I just crack a window in there.
Jeff Oskay
All right.
Jess Hooker
There you go.
Christy Lee
Did you have something over there, Christy?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, this is just a little something something. If, for example, money didn't matter and you could pick any job that you have, any job, but you've not worked there before, you've not had it before, where would you work?
Josh Arnold
What are we at a dinner party?
Christy Lee
Yes, that's exactly. Exactly right.
Jeff Oskay
That's exactly.
Christy Lee
Other than. Other than Malcontent what would you choose?
Jeff Oskay
It's called a conversation starter.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I don't. I'm not taking part in this.
Jess Hooker
Can we say safety, too? Because I've. I've always. I want to be a race car driver. That's. That's the other job. That's what I would want to do. Like, if I got to pick anything, I would want to be a race car.
Christy Lee
Wow.
Chick McGee
Like Formula one or nascar. Like, what kind of race?
Jess Hooker
That doesn't matter to me. But the.
Chick McGee
Oh, really?
Jess Hooker
That part.
Christy Lee
I just think it.
Jess Hooker
Yeah. I just think it would be so fun, and I think I would be good at it.
Christy Lee
I always wanted to be. I was going to be. I always wanted to be a teacher. I think I'd be a great teacher because I'm so patient.
Josh Arnold
Really?
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Any particular subject?
Christy Lee
Broadcasting. And. Okay, so actually, in some states, I'm qualified. Practical experience to be a teacher.
Josh Arnold
I mean, honestly, if you're going to teach broadcasting, you should immediately. Immediately be a professor somewhere.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Look, kids.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
You should at least be a guest speaker.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Jess Hooker
In a class for sure.
Josh Arnold
Ladies, what age group. So would you want to do high school or college?
Christy Lee
Oh, it'd have to be. Yeah, high school. That I couldn't. Yeah. I wouldn't have any patience for those little brats. I'm kidding. Any. Any. I think would be fine.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I'm really shocked by it.
Pat Godwin
I'm shocked, too.
Christy Lee
What would you do? Pat you. You know, those who can't teach. That's why I would want to watch teacher.
Pat Godwin
I'd like to be a billionaire bachelor with a large trust fund.
Jeff Oskay
That's not a job.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yes, it is. You have to handle your money.
Jeff Oskay
Really?
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah.
Pat Godwin
What you give out, what you keep, what you invest.
Jeff Oskay
Yes.
Christy Lee
Responsibility.
Pat Godwin
Buying a batsuit for yourself.
Jeff Oskay
A bat suit.
Jess Hooker
Christy, what about you?
Jeff Oskay
Pilot. I always wanted to be a pilot.
Jess Hooker
Oh, that's cool.
Chick McGee
I thought you were gonna be a pilot.
Jeff Oskay
I couldn't. I wanted to be. I tried. Vertigo problems.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, that's prob. Not good. Being in the air.
Jeff Oskay
Not good at all.
Christy Lee
If I was a pilot and I had. I was at. I would make the noise of the plane as I were making. As I was making announcements.
Jeff Oskay
Really?
Christy Lee
If you look to your left. I do that all the time. People would get tired of it, and they'd probably fire me.
Josh Arnold
A female pilot. You just go, hey, welcome aboard. And just so you know, we're probably gonna crash.
Jeff Oskay
Josh, what is it about you?
Christy Lee
A female pilot.
Josh Arnold
Is that right?
Jess Hooker
We're really bad at Everything. We just suck at all of it.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Why do you even have us? Why do we. We exist? Oh, I know you wouldn't if we didn't.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah, there is that.
Christy Lee
You know, there's two things happening right now. People out there. I hate Josh. And there's one guy going, I love that Josh boy. Let me tell you something. He speaks the truth.
Josh Arnold
There a few years ago, where I went, oh, you know what? I don't care anymore.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, we notice.
Jess Hooker
It feels so good.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Oscar, what would you do?
Chick McGee
I have. No, nothing. Like. Yeah, I mean, I thought you really.
Christy Lee
Enjoyed being a landscaper. Stuff like that.
Chick McGee
Oh, you couldn't be more wrong. Like.
Christy Lee
Oh, really?
Chick McGee
I thought, oh, every morning I. I prayed for a quick death.
Christy Lee
Oh, it was miserable.
Jeff Oskay
Take any job. Like, anything. You. You would do this?
Chick McGee
Yeah, man, that's good.
Josh Arnold
This is not why I got into radio. This is not.
Pat Godwin
It's just.
Josh Arnold
You know what job I'd pick? Comedian. Where I can think of my own ideas and discuss them, not have to play some fake card game on the air.
Pat Godwin
Josh, the entree is coming. We have time to talk.
Christy Lee
I can't breathe.
Chick McGee
Christy, just in the top. Fine. Then you entertain us. And, like, threw it away.
Josh Arnold
I would have.
Jeff Oskay
Please.
Josh Arnold
I would have. We'll do it when we get back.
Pat Godwin
You could be in.
Josh Arnold
We got an hour. And I think we were all hired because we're funny and creative people.
Christy Lee
We'll be right back. And evidently, a couple of us going to pair off in fist fight. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show. Com.
Josh Arnold
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.
Jeff Oskay
Hello, Josh.
Josh Arnold
There's Pat Godwin.
Pat Godwin
Hey, Joshy.
Josh Arnold
Jessica Alsman is here today because we have. What? Ali Barry coming up.
Christy Lee
What? And because I'm just delightful.
Josh Arnold
Okay. There's Chick McGee.
Christy Lee
Hi. I am not delightful.
Josh Arnold
Ace Cosby across the way. There's Jeff Osk.
Chick McGee
Yes, sir.
Josh Arnold
Josh Arnold. I woke up one morning, says, Corey.
Christy Lee
Hello, Corey.
Josh Arnold
With severe pain in my testicles. That's all that's happened to, I think everybody in this room.
Pat Godwin
Oh, absolutely.
Josh Arnold
Oh, maybe not two of you.
Christy Lee
I don't want to brag, but my. My testicles have always felt great. I check them about every hour as I'm sleeping.
Jeff Oskay
Do you?
Christy Lee
They're still okay. Everything's Fine, go ahead.
Josh Arnold
I went to urgent care, got brought into a room, waited until the most beautiful pa. Was that a physician assistant?
Christy Lee
Yes, indeed.
Josh Arnold
Came in and asked me what I was there for. When I finally regained the ability to speak, I told her. Oh, he was so awestruck by her beauty.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I told her about my swollen, severely painful sac. She asked to see it and then called in a couple other professionals to look at the mass between my legs. They then told me they couldn't help me.
Christy Lee
What?
Josh Arnold
And I had to go to the er. Once I got there, I realized I was at a learning hospital and proceeded to explain and show my. He calls them problem balls to 12 to 15 medical students. @ least, I hope they were medical students. The diagnosis is something I can't pronounce. Varicoselli. Oh, we were talking about this.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, varicose veins in your balls.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Clinical term.
Chick McGee
That's the clinical.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Yeah. And apparently. And I. I. Yeah. Christy, you were talking about those long balls, remember? Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Talking about that yesterday.
Christy Lee
I've heard of you can get your testicles twisted.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Christy Lee
And they need to be untwisted. I'm not sure how that ever occurs, but I've heard of it.
Josh Arnold
But they can. And. Yeah. And sometimes it is just a simple, untwisting vario.
Jeff Oskay
It's called vera gocellis.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Oh, coachella varicocellus.
Jeff Oskay
Enlarged varicose or veins in your scrotum.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. He says it's so painful, he wouldn't wish it on girlfriend's husband.
Christy Lee
Girlfriend's husband.
Chick McGee
That's very good.
Josh Arnold
Boy, oh, boy.
Jeff Oskay
He's fine now. Does he say he's okay now?
Josh Arnold
He does say it's he's okay and he wants us to keep up the good work. Also, the subject for this email was simply balls.
Christy Lee
How do they fix it, though? Did they have to, like, inject a.
Jeff Oskay
Serum into each vein like they do with varicose veins on your leg? I don't know, like a saline solution.
Christy Lee
In there or something. I'm hoping pain meds are involved. Right, Pat?
Josh Arnold
They're delicious.
Christy Lee
Dear Bob and Tom show. This is from Mikey. There was an abandoned Pepsi in the basement of a dorm. Abandoned Pepsi machine in the basement of a dorm. I was on the college fire department.
Josh Arnold
Oh, really?
Christy Lee
That's what he said.
Josh Arnold
I've never heard of such a thing.
Christy Lee
And we decided we needed to liberate the Pepsi machine. If so, we could sell beer out of it in the fire department to students 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
Jeff Oskay
Pretty smart.
Christy Lee
Evidently there's some. I'm not. It doesn't say where this happened, but there's a college fire department and they're open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. We had to rent a heavy duty two wheeler to lift the Pepsi machine. Three fellow firefighters helped me transport it to our dorm. The campus security guard saw us hauling the Pepsi machine down the street and came jogging out. My buddy saw him and said, mikey, explain. This is on you. And Carl. The security guard came up and greeted him. Hi, Carl. I said, hi, Mikey. After a few back and forth, he finally got to the point. What's going on with you stealing the vending machine? Well, Carl, as you know, it's been abandoned for years. The fire department needs money. We're going to sell stuff out of it to raise money. Carl, bless his heart, just nodded and said, sounds good. And let us take the Pepsi machine back to our fire department. And we started selling beer out of it. And to underage college students, it says, oh, all right.
Josh Arnold
Well, so we got all the beats, man.
Christy Lee
We even conned the college electrician into getting it working again for us. We gave him a case of beer. We made a lot of money off that sucker. It was nice. Everyone worked together though, using their skills or learning.
Jeff Oskay
All of it illegal.
Chick McGee
But yeah, Josh, you talking about the learning hospital on that letter reminded me when my son was born, we had. It was at a learning hospital and there was some tearing. And so after the delivery, a gentleman comes in who's going to stitch things back up, who looks just like George Clooney, like, couldn't have been a better looking doctor. And he goes, hey, this is a teaching hospital. Do you mind if I bring in some of the interns to assist? In walks 12 more younger, hotter George Clooneys and just lines up in a semicircle around my lady's vag. And I'm just like, what? I am very uncomfortable with. And I was like, well, if they got to see it, I want to see it torn up. Like, you know they are. Yeah, they are going to use it as a point of reference later. You know what I mean? Like, but could you get some normal looking doctors staring at my wife like it was so uncomfortable. Every one of them had that two day beard growth and just tan and gorgeous. I hated it.
Josh Arnold
With bright futures.
Pat Godwin
Oh yeah, lots of money.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
She even noticed they were attractive. I can't imagine a woman is thinking about that.
Jeff Oskay
Believe me, she was not.
Chick McGee
No, I think she was goofy.
Christy Lee
I wouldn't want an attractive Doctor. If there was a guy that was attractive, I'm like, I don't want to tell you about what's going on. And, you know, in general. So that is kind of a.
Chick McGee
My doctor last week, taking this thing out.
Josh Arnold
Josh.
Chick McGee
Her name, Haley, will be back in. I go, who's Haley? And they go, the doctor. And I go, that's too young of.
Josh Arnold
A name to be a doctor.
Chick McGee
Just gorgeous. I felt so dumb.
Josh Arnold
Oh, she took the treble hook out of your hand?
Chick McGee
Yeah, she. She was fire.
Christy Lee
That had to hurt a little bit, huh?
Chick McGee
Yeah, they. I don't know if you heard. They used Ace plier. Like they couldn't get it to. To snip off with the. What they had in the hospital. So the nurse goes, oh, I'm a fireman on the side. I got some stuff out in my truck. He just comes back with a pair of Ace hardware snips. Like it said Ace on the side of it. And I go, are those sterile? He goes, oh, you're getting a tetanus shot. You'll be fine. Just using Ace hardware stuff.
Josh Arnold
That's what I would have used if I was with you and we hadn't gone to the hospital.
Chick McGee
I know.
Jeff Oskay
Would you have taken that out for him as a.
Josh Arnold
No, I wouldn't have. I. Too deep.
Pat Godwin
I tried taking one out. Yeah?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
It didn't work. I had to go to the er.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I pulled on it.
Pat Godwin
I pulled on it once. I said, no way.
Jeff Oskay
Is that because it has three.
Josh Arnold
Yep.
Pat Godwin
It's a.
Josh Arnold
Well, there's a barb at the end. Barb.
Christy Lee
Thank him. How the fish feel?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Christy Lee
You monster.
Josh Arnold
They're nerveless around those.
Christy Lee
Is that right?
Pat Godwin
They don't feel a thing?
Josh Arnold
No. I feel bad almost every time. Not enough to quit, but.
Christy Lee
That'S important. You're still feeling bad?
Josh Arnold
Yes. Yeah, there's a little bit. Especially if it's swallowed the hook. That's bad. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Oh, geez.
Josh Arnold
You can really rip out the innards of a fish.
Christy Lee
Oh, my gosh.
Josh Arnold
Don't do it. Right. Yeah.
Christy Lee
You try to just kill them at that point. Put them out of their misery.
Jeff Oskay
Or you just say, good luck.
Josh Arnold
I. I got. I go ahead and just eat it right there.
Pat Godwin
You guys should have seen the fishing in Sarasota. I was thinking of both of you.
Josh Arnold
Did you go?
Pat Godwin
I did go. And it was phenomenal. Red snapper. Oh, my God. Phenomenal.
Jeff Oskay
Where are the pictures? I want to see it.
Christy Lee
Swordfish. Did you catch a swordfish?
Pat Godwin
I caught a 20 foot mackerel.
Chick McGee
Oh, my goodness.
Josh Arnold
Well, that's outrageous.
Christy Lee
Well, you know what. Quite a story.
Pat Godwin
What?
Christy Lee
I'm just glad we're all here to hear it. That's amazing. That's amazing.
Pat Godwin
We're trying to get it in the net and it got away.
Josh Arnold
That's a great. That's so much. That's such a great story. I'm wondering if you were an ex cop as well.
Christy Lee
I think we're all were wondering.
Jeff Oskay
Hey. Dozens of peacocks and peahens known for wandering the grounds of a historic art deco hotel in California. Thank you. Are missing. Hotel staff believe they were stolen. According to the ride hotel's general manager, after a customer mentioned seeing two men grabbing one of the birds and putting it inside a cage on the bed of a pickup, staff did account and realized only four of their exotic birds remained. Since the news about the missing birds became public, people have been calling the hotel with tips impossible. So sightings including reports of neighbors that now automatically have two peacock pets.
Josh Arnold
Well, that's.
Jeff Oskay
Authorities are investigating the case. Those are your prime suspects, Right.
Christy Lee
Is there a reason why we can't rid the earth of peacocks?
Josh Arnold
Oh, you want them gone?
Christy Lee
Do they do something other than the. The men. The male peacock have the beautiful. The NBC logo. Yes. Is that Christie's Right.
Josh Arnold
What about aesthetics?
Jeff Oskay
Yes, they're gorgeous.
Christy Lee
No, I. They kind of don't. They aerate the soil or something?
Josh Arnold
Oh, they must. Yeah. When they're grubbing. That's what they call it. Grubbing. Yeah. When they.
Christy Lee
Is that what they. When they grub. They aerate the soil.
Josh Arnold
Natural area. See, the need or the mosquito control.
Christy Lee
Is also a long range viewpoint. I don't think we need peacocks. Do.
Chick McGee
Where are you going? To get your feathers for your hat.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Cigarettes.
Christy Lee
Have you fancy hat.
Josh Arnold
Exactly, exactly. The fancy hats will suffer.
Christy Lee
That's the only thing I can figure. Peacocks are good for their feathers and.
Josh Arnold
Where do they fall.
Jeff Oskay
And they do like home decor with.
Pat Godwin
Don't you think the female peacocks are mad that the men look so fantastic?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, they probably are.
Christy Lee
Hang on a second, Pat. What do they look?
Pat Godwin
They look fabulous.
Christy Lee
Fantastic.
Josh Arnold
The male car. Cardinals look better than the females.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, they do.
Christy Lee
Oh yeah. Unless they're molting. Then they're just terrifying when they're bald heads. Hey, once again, cardinals. What good are they? There are worker birds like your sparrows.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Your woodpeckers.
Pat Godwin
They aerate the woods.
Christy Lee
I say get rid of all the brightly colored birds.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Christy Lee
Your parrots.
Jeff Oskay
What about bluebirds?
Josh Arnold
Gone.
Pat Godwin
No, they're gone.
Christy Lee
And I'LL tell you this. The other, other birds agree with me. They hate blue jays.
Josh Arnold
Oh really?
Jeff Oskay
Blue jays are the bullies of the.
Christy Lee
Blue jays are the bullies and the bird. They are loud. Which got it a lot smaller. My dream.
Josh Arnold
Not enough. I would prefer more blue jays.
Jeff Oskay
They are so this is really, this.
Josh Arnold
Is really troublesome to me.
Christy Lee
I. I think how it feels for me.
Jeff Oskay
Did you know that blue jays will mimic other birds calls to get the birds to get out of their way so they can get.
Christy Lee
So they can. And when. And then that beard. Hey, a buddy of mine here. It's a blue jay.
Jeff Oskay
It's a blue, blue J jay.
Josh Arnold
They're bullies.
Christy Lee
Yes. And they will take peanuts in the shell and just deep throw a couple of them and fly away like no big deal.
Josh Arnold
Oh well, boy. Sorry.
Christy Lee
Wasteful.
Chick McGee
They're deep throat nuts.
Christy Lee
They will just take them in the shell. They deep throat nuts.
Chick McGee
Jeff, that's crazy.
Pat Godwin
Is that a blue jay or is.
Josh Arnold
That a. I think it was a blowjay. Oh, I got him confused.
Christy Lee
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You think you've heard bickering.
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Josh Arnold
Hi there.
Christy Lee
There's Christy Lee.
Josh Arnold
We were getting notes from that. We're good to go.
Christy Lee
Oh, okay. Yeah, there's. What's your name? Pat Godwin.
Pat Godwin
Hi Chick.
Christy Lee
There's Jessica Olson, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby. And it's time for a sexy talk with the one, the only, Ally Breen. There she is.
Ali Breen
Hi, guys.
Pat Godwin
Hi.
Christy Lee
It's a hornet's nest today, lady. Good luck.
Ali Breen
Yeah, so I hear. I don't get to hear Tom's creepy sexy time voice. It's upsetting.
Pat Godwin
It is upsetting.
Christy Lee
It is creepy. I think we all agree on that.
Jeff Oskay
You're back in New York. Good to see you.
Ali Breen
There we go.
Christy Lee
Back in New York.
Ali Breen
Yes, I am. Yeah, I'm here for the week. I'm doing the comedy village this weekend in midtown. My friend's new little club's making a name for itself. Bill Burr just gave it a shout out because he's been stopping by, so. Yeah, that's been nice for having. It's fun.
Josh Arnold
Great. Yeah. Yep.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Christy Lee
So what's our. What's our first letter about? Allie?
Ali Breen
Here we go. Dear. We got some weird.
Christy Lee
Whoa. Here we go.
Ali Breen
Dear Allie, me and my husband came home to find our 16 year old babysitter had had her boyfriend over while we were gone. We fired her. And then a few minutes later, after she left, we found a condom floating in the the toilet. Now we're debating whether or not we should tell her parents. I say yes and my husband says no. What do you guys think?
Jeff Oskay
No, don't tell her parents. Every babysitter has their boyfriend over. That's why babysitter's bad enough.
Christy Lee
Yeah, you're gonna have enough trouble finding the babysitter or what you've done. I don't know if you.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, that's gonna spread now.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, but if she gives you trouble, hold on to the information.
Christy Lee
Maybe she causes a ruckus later.
Josh Arnold
Then you can.
Christy Lee
That's right. Blackmail's the way to go.
Josh Arnold
Absolutely. Why not?
Christy Lee
I think it's a teenager.
Josh Arnold
The main thing is you teach her. Hey, don't put the con. The condom in the toilet. You can't reuse them.
Christy Lee
The jimmy hat. Right, Jeff? The jimmy.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Well, you just thank her for practicing safe sex.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
I wonder where they did it. You think they did it on the couch?
Christy Lee
I wonder where they did. You're a monster. She's in charge of their children. I wonder where they did it.
Chick McGee
The answer is when you had your boyfriend over. Where you guys do it?
Jeff Oskay
We didn't do it.
Christy Lee
You think they did it on the toy box?
Jeff Oskay
Well, the kids who were asleep, they're fine.
Christy Lee
Come on, let's do it in the airplane bed.
Ali Breen
I'm going couch too. Couch or chair? Like, I think it's too creepy to go in someone's bed.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
They wouldn't do that, right?
Ali Breen
Yeah, I don't think so.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
What if it's a really sweet master bedroom or whatever?
Josh Arnold
Still no way. No, no, no.
Christy Lee
Never.
Jeff Oskay
No.
Josh Arnold
Did you ever be bold? Did you babysit Ally?
Ali Breen
I did. And the people who I babysat had a hot tub outside, so there you go.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Ali Breen
It was always. People were always over. You can't have a hot tub and not think that your babysitter is going to have their friends over. But I don't think I ever had a boyfriend over. I think it was just friends, but male and female, which they probably wouldn't have appreciated.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Did you drink their booze too?
Pat Godwin
We.
Ali Breen
No, I don't think we did. We looked for everything. Like, I remember one time we found pot and, like, the cupboard. We were like, oh, my God, adult smoke pot. But we were pretty good kids. Like, we didn't. Yeah, no, we didn't get into the booze while we were babysitting. We were pretty responsible. Just the hot tub.
Jeff Oskay
The secret lives of babysitters.
Christy Lee
That's what I always thought the Babysitter series paperback books were about. But that's not.
Ali Breen
Someone should start that.
Christy Lee
That would actually be a pretty good series babysitter confessional.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. I'll never forget, I was babysitting for a family one time and they had this big locker that they used as a coffee table down in the basement, like in the family room. Well, I'm a snooper. I opened it up full of Penthouse and Playboys and I'd never seen one before.
Christy Lee
Whoa.
Josh Arnold
Oh, wow.
Jeff Oskay
That was my first introduction to girly mags.
Chick McGee
Yeah. So you didn't have sex there, but you took care of other business?
Jeff Oskay
I don't think I knew about that yet, but I did know it's a primary.
Christy Lee
It's a primary.
Chick McGee
Did you look at the magazine?
Jeff Oskay
Heck, yeah.
Christy Lee
You have to.
Ali Breen
Yeah, definitely.
Jeff Oskay
My mom. I definitely learn about it in Catholic school, how things work.
Chick McGee
No, you weren't.
Ali Breen
Yeah. If it's Penthouse, you're not going to learn about that in any kind of school. That stuff was very. My God.
Jeff Oskay
Aggressively.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, it was in your face.
Ali Breen
It was definitely. I think that was everyone's first experience. Back in the day, though, I found one of those magazines in the woods where people used to party.
Josh Arnold
I didn't know why.
Jeff Oskay
My friend and I were like, yeah, of course.
Ali Breen
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Girls don't care about sex. Right.
Josh Arnold
Why would they like it?
Christy Lee
What the heck?
Josh Arnold
No, I just. It's the rare story of the girl stumbling upon the magic in the woods.
Christy Lee
What is it about magazines? All these magazines? I never heard about that until Tom asked me about it one day. Guys hiding their magazines in a stump in the woods.
Pat Godwin
How I grew up.
Christy Lee
Really?
Josh Arnold
Yep. It's nothing I ever encountered. No, but a lot of guys have that story.
Christy Lee
So odd.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Ali Breen
That's funny. I don't think it was hidden in a stump, but there were definitely, like, rejected magazine. I think when guys had nowhere to hide them or I don't know why they were in the woods.
Jeff Oskay
Got rid of them. Yeah.
Ali Breen
Got rid of them somehow. Yeah. Or were partying in the woods and had one out there. Did you guys do that where you grow up? Where there were there, like, drinking parties in the woods, Someone's house wasn't available.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, yeah, they were fun.
Pat Godwin
Woods, lawns, parks, all.
Ali Breen
I grew up in Massachusetts. There was the cranberry bogs.
Jeff Oskay
You wore nice boots, like hunter boots or something?
Ali Breen
Pretty much.
Josh Arnold
You got hammered with the Ocean Spray boys.
Jeff Oskay
Vodka cranberries right there.
Ali Breen
Exactly.
Josh Arnold
Next.
Pat Godwin
It will make you feel at home.
Christy Lee
Thank you, Josh.
Ali Breen
Dear Allie, my husband and I have two kids, and he has a very close lesbian work friend who wants to have a child with her wife, and they asked him to donate sperm.
Christy Lee
Oh, boy.
Ali Breen
He's actually honored and pretty fine with it, but I'm freaked out. What if the kid decides he wants to have a relationship with my husband? This seems like a big deal to me, and he's not taking it that seriously. Seriously. So do I look like a bad guy if I say no?
Josh Arnold
No, you should tell him how you really feel. But that is a big deal.
Christy Lee
He donates the sperm. He doesn't.
Josh Arnold
Right.
Christy Lee
From the tap?
Jeff Oskay
No, it would be.
Pat Godwin
Well, it's up to them.
Ali Breen
I guess it could go either way, but I would imagine it's.
Jeff Oskay
If you donate from the tap, there's a whole different legal entanglement.
Christy Lee
Is that right?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Oh.
Jeff Oskay
Huh. Yeah.
Christy Lee
They.
Jeff Oskay
I believe, believe. Because there was a. I believe there was a case in Kansas City maybe.
Christy Lee
You know, anytime penis touches skin, it's a problem.
Ali Breen
It's a legal issue.
Jeff Oskay
Even though they didn't get it from the tap, they got it turkey baster style and then did it at home. And they came back and that man had to pay child support. Yeah, they sued him for child support because they did not go through the clinical process. Women suck. Why would you do that?
Ali Breen
Do you think they knew? Was that like, an entrapment thing?
Jeff Oskay
No, I don't think so. I think the couple broke up and somebody needed help and I could do a Tom. I could. I could find the story for you, if you'd like. That's in a nutshell, what happened. So I think you have to be very careful about that and do it very, you know, clinically. But I don't know.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
I don't know how I would feel.
Christy Lee
Well, it doesn't sound to me like it's God's will for them to have a baby. Maybe they should stop trying to take advantage of technology.
Josh Arnold
There's that angle.
Jeff Oskay
Josh is right. I mean, if you're uncomfortable with it. But if, you know, he.
Josh Arnold
I was asked to do it and I was single, and I still. I still said no. I was. To me, it was a huge deal. And.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
And if you're friends with them, you feed the child, you know, you'll see.
Jeff Oskay
Your kid all the time.
Ali Breen
Yeah, that's.
Christy Lee
Well, and plus, you. You catalog all of your missions, don't you?
Josh Arnold
Right. And I just. I didn't have the spreadsheet column for that.
Christy Lee
Right. Ye. What entry would it be? Right. Right.
Jeff Oskay
But it's your. You knew, you know, it was your child thing.
Josh Arnold
Like, I. I do want to have kids, and so I didn't want to have a. A Not kid.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Ali Breen
Quasi kid.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Ali Breen
I mean, there's guys who donate sperm. Right. So there are kids out there anonymously, Right? Yeah. They wouldn't wreck it. Like, they would run into them all the time. Exactly.
Christy Lee
Go downtown and saw on the sidewalk some. Somewhere and pick up some. Some sperm.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, pretty much.
Ali Breen
You can get it anywhere.
Christy Lee
Jeff, come here.
Chick McGee
Probably. Probably scrape it up with a business card.
Christy Lee
That's right. Put in the old test tubes. See? See what happens next. Okay, we got it. Oh, my God, it's him.
Josh Arnold
Did anybody else get chills?
Ali Breen
What about those doctors? Those fertility doctors that impregnate everyone with their own sperm?
Jeff Oskay
Oh, boy.
Christy Lee
That's a whole.
Jeff Oskay
That hits real close to home.
Josh Arnold
Crazy.
Ali Breen
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Talking about the unsung heroes of.
Josh Arnold
You mean the men giving the.
Christy Lee
Freely.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, the charitable.
Christy Lee
All right.
Ali Breen
Dear Ally, I've been dating a married man for a few months and it's going great. And we love each other a lot.
Christy Lee
The problem is, other than him being married. Yeah, go ahead.
Ali Breen
He keeps putting off the amount of time it's going to take for him to get divorced. I don't mind waiting, really. There's a surprise happen. I don't mind waiting, but if it's never going to happen, I'm wasting a lot of time. What do you think I should Do.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, my God.
Christy Lee
Breaks so hard. Like he's not going to get divorced. And if he does, then maybe you can circle back. Nope. You could pine. You could yearn. You could want.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Ali Breen
Get angry. Make a scene. Threaten to call her.
Christy Lee
You're right.
Jeff Oskay
Ali concert.
Christy Lee
Can you practice throwing drinks in someone's face? How about that?
Ali Breen
That's making a scene.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Chick McGee
What a confident opening line. I'm dating a married man and it's going great.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Like, that's such a weird.
Josh Arnold
I think it does go great for a while, right?
Christy Lee
Wouldn't you say?
Josh Arnold
And then it's. And then it doesn't.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Ali Breen
All of a sudden, man, if he.
Jeff Oskay
Gets divorced, does he have to break.
Christy Lee
Up with the other girls he's seeing, too?
Jeff Oskay
Oh, well. Well, good.
Christy Lee
Almost like I need two penises. What the hell?
Josh Arnold
I think you know the answer.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, she doesn't. She doesn't want to hear the answer.
Christy Lee
But yeah, it's the old Buddhist thing. You know the answer.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
You just have to be quiet.
Chick McGee
I'd give it another couple months.
Jeff Oskay
Enjoy the sex and get out.
Christy Lee
Get some gifts.
Ali Breen
Having fun, Riding out.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Having a great, great time.
Jeff Oskay
Yes.
Ali Breen
All right. Dear Ally, My girlfriend was overweight and became obsessed with going to the gym and started looking really hot. Awesome.
Josh Arnold
Right?
Ali Breen
But now she's becoming the man in the relationship. She honestly takes more creatine than I do. And she's got more muscle mass every day.
Christy Lee
What?
Ali Breen
How do I tell her that she's going too far?
Josh Arnold
I don't. I, I, I. Look, I don't know you, sir, but I don't know that I care for you. There's.
Chick McGee
That's fair.
Josh Arnold
The. My girlfriend was overweight and now she's going to the gym a lot and looks hot. Awesome. Right? I mean, you didn't really like her before. I don't know what to do with.
Christy Lee
He likes a girly girl.
Pat Godwin
She's taking creatine, so her. She's overly muscular.
Christy Lee
I think it sounds like he's a little wolf.
Josh Arnold
He needs to take some protein or something.
Christy Lee
He's the one.
Josh Arnold
Well, he is taking creatine. It's not like, not enough.
Christy Lee
Come on, step up.
Josh Arnold
I don't. I mean, this is a shallow. These are very shallow concerns.
Christy Lee
Now, here's what you do. You challenge her to a boxing match in a couple weeks, okay? Loser leaves town. There you go.
Josh Arnold
You're done.
Christy Lee
You don't have to worry about it.
Ali Breen
Your loser at least takes a break from the gym, I guess. So you don't get so jacked anymore. Yeah, if that's his issue.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. I guess I kind of hope she breaks up with you, but.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, she probably will because you're right. She'll probably find another bodybuilder or somebody that she really relates.
Chick McGee
Or her trainer.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ali Breen
That's the big one.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Ali Breen
Giselle Bunchen.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Look at that.
Ali Breen
Yeah. Got someone from Tom Brady. All right. Dear Ally, my husband and I are best friends and we joke around all the time. So a while ago, after having sex, he put on my underwear instead of his to be funny.
Josh Arnold
Then.
Ali Breen
Then a little while later, he had worn my underwear all day so that we went to undress, it was on, which was still really funny, but now he's just started wearing it a bunch because he actually likes it. Now, I don't think this bothers me yet, but is it a gateway to more trans behavior?
Josh Arnold
What should I do now?
Pat Godwin
I'm funny? Every day.
Josh Arnold
She walks in on this guy with another dude. Look at how funny we are. Is this funny?
Pat Godwin
Honey, I have a bra, too. It's double funny.
Josh Arnold
Get it?
Christy Lee
Look what I'm touching of his. It's funny.
Pat Godwin
Isn't this dress funny?
Josh Arnold
Should I do open mics?
Jeff Oskay
Maybe he just likes cross dressing. There are, you know, straight guys that.
Christy Lee
Like your life as you know it is over. Sweet. Switch up. Go break up.
Josh Arnold
It doesn't mean he's any.
Christy Lee
Yes, it does.
Josh Arnold
It doesn't mean he. I mean, he could still be a straight man and just like the feel of him. Yes, I know. I know.
Chick McGee
It's.
Jeff Oskay
There's nobody in here that's worn women's underwear.
Josh Arnold
Look, I'm just happy to hear that a woman has finally found that funny. I've never met a girl laugh by wearing her underwear.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, I would laugh. I can't be so honest.
Christy Lee
But I.
Josh Arnold
It's.
Christy Lee
I get a lot of head. Maybe you're stretching it out. History.
Pat Godwin
Did you say wear it for a day?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Anybody in here for a day?
Christy Lee
No.
Josh Arnold
No. Not.
Christy Lee
Not a day.
Josh Arnold
It sure isn't comfortable to me.
Ali Breen
Well, it depends.
Josh Arnold
On what?
Christy Lee
The underwear.
Ali Breen
If it's like a thong, there's no way a guy can do that comfortably. But if it's like a full. Just kind of like satin panty, I bet that would feel good for a guy.
Jeff Oskay
And if they're close in size, I mean, it would obviously depend on their size situation. But I don't know.
Josh Arnold
You got to be wondering.
Christy Lee
It would hug your junk. Can the grand girl muscle builder wear. Yeah. Send her underwear out to some guy to have her and him wear. Maybe we can make a love connection between two letters.
Ali Breen
Man.
Christy Lee
Maybe.
Ali Breen
Wait till this guy comes home with a full breast implant situation. Look how hilarious I am.
Pat Godwin
Now look at my new closer.
Christy Lee
That's funny. Hey, Ally. Are you on stage this weekend?
Ali Breen
Yeah, I'll be at the Comedy Village and make Midtown New York. It's over in Hell's Kitchen.
Christy Lee
Okay, Sounds wonderful.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Ali Breen
Should be fun.
Jeff Oskay
This has been fun. Thank you so much. Thanks, guys.
Ali Breen
See you next week.
Jeff Oskay
Bye.
Christy Lee
My goodness.
Josh Arnold
You ever tried on the girls Wonderwear?
Christy Lee
I've never tried it on. I've had it on my head a couple times. Yeah, sure. You've had it on your head, right?
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah. Doing a bane.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah, yeah. Talking out of the. The bra, the cup. Talking. Talking out of that. I wonder what would break first, your body or your mind? Oh, hello. Here. It would be painful for you.
Jeff Oskay
Good impression.
Christy Lee
I just watched. I just watched it again in a couple days. The stock market. Or shall I say the shock market? Am I funny?
Jeff Oskay
Are you wearing ladies underwear?
Christy Lee
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We're gonna have a song from Pat when we come back.
Christy Lee
An exciting song from Pat, was it? Yeah, that's right. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you need@bobandtom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Josh Arnold
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jessica Alsman, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Chickster.
Christy Lee
Hey, how's it going?
Josh Arnold
Doing real well.
Christy Lee
One more time. Let's check with Christy Lee.
Jeff Oskay
We have a quick Billy Joel story. The documentary on a HBO everyone's talking about.
Christy Lee
Wonderful.
Josh Arnold
Pretty good.
Christy Lee
Two episodes. First episodes. Two and a Half hours.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Christy Lee
I don't know how long the second episode is, but yeah, it's not dropped yet. I guess Friday night, but yeah, you.
Jeff Oskay
Know, he canceled all of his upcoming concerts across North America and England because he was diagnosed with fluid buildup.
Josh Arnold
Oh.
Jeff Oskay
In his brain that has affected his hearing, vision imbalance. There's a. It's called normal pressure hydrostatic cephalis, a brain disorder that can affect brain related abilities including thinking, concentrating, memory, movement and more.
Christy Lee
I have that.
Jeff Oskay
But Billy Joel says in an exclusive interview with People magazine, he wants everybody to know that he feels fine. It's not a life threatening illness. He just can't perform right now. Oh, but if you haven't checked out that HBO documentary, I know Pat has seen it, Jess has seen it. I hear it's just amazing. And I can't wait to see the second. I haven't. I'll wait till they both drop and then spend a whole day. That's how life works at our house. So Billy Joel's doing all right. I don't know if you're into the film business, but the Venice Film Festival.
Christy Lee
I don't want to brag, but Josh Arnold was in the movie business when you were younger.
Josh Arnold
I was in the cinema industry. That's right.
Jeff Oskay
And yeah, it's the kind of festival season. Starting in August, August 27, the Venice International Festival Film Festival kicks off. Julia Roberts, George Clooney, Emma Stone, Dwayne Johnson, Adam Sandler and more will be showing their films at the International Film festival. Runs through September 6th. And I know I bring this up because Adam Sandler's new movie, Jessica.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
Happy Gilmore too.
Jeff Oskay
It's coming out and you may be in it.
Christy Lee
You might be able to see me.
Josh Arnold
In three different scenes.
Jeff Oskay
Really? It'd be amazing. When do you get to see it?
Christy Lee
I think What Friday at 3am is when it technically hits Eastern time.
Josh Arnold
Oh, Netflix. So Netflix Friday.
Jeff Oskay
So you're gonna be up early.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Oh, I have to, right?
Josh Arnold
Sure. Get out of sleep.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I wasn't invited to the premiere in New York.
Christy Lee
Whatever. What do you think Kurosawa, or one of those long hair directors for lack of a better term, would think about Happy Gilmore?
Josh Arnold
You know, you always find out that like.
Christy Lee
Right, yeah.
Josh Arnold
Like Paul Thomas Anderson, who's considered a modern day auteur.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Josh Arnold
His favorite. One of his favorite movies is the Birdcage. And he obviously loved Adam Sandler because he put him in a movie and.
Christy Lee
So he directed his comedy special to one of them.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that's right. And Kubrick like, one of his favorite.
Christy Lee
Movies was some who's Minding the Men?
Josh Arnold
The Jerk.
Christy Lee
Oh. Oh, the jerk.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
So sometimes these geniuses or whatever, they. I don't know, they appreciate the lower brow stuff. The thing about Sandler is I don't think he ever tried to do anything but make people laugh. I don't. I never got the idea that he thought.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, he didn't go out of his lane.
Pat Godwin
He's a likable guy.
Jeff Oskay
Family and his movies, which I thought is so cute, so loyal.
Josh Arnold
And he is a hell of an actor when you see Uncut Jails, that masterpiece. Yeah.
Christy Lee
And he's got a movie coming out with George Clooney at that film. You're talking about the film festival, so.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that'll be cool.
Jeff Oskay
Interesting. You, by the way, Pat.
Pat Godwin
Yes, ma'.
Christy Lee
Am.
Jeff Oskay
Before you left on vacation, I believe you had a beautiful little song about your dog Brody that you premiered, and we haven't heard that for a while. I. I was wondering if maybe you would.
Christy Lee
Is he okay? Because he spent a week at the OSU house. No kidding.
Pat Godwin
They have dogs over. He had a blast.
Chick McGee
Oh, such a good time.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Thank you so much, Jeff. Because in the beginning it was a little rough and he's. He's gotten better. Getting a puppy was a great idea. My son's joy worth the price. Potty training harder than expected. And all your friends give you advice. Take my lot. No late night snacks, Put them in the crate, keep them on track, they ruin the floor. Landlord giving me flack I'm not getting my deposit back. Sniff, sniff, sniff. Yep, yep, yep. All bark, bark, bark, nap, nap, piss, piss, piss, crap, crap, crap. Never getting my deposits back. Oh, he chewed the molding and barfed on the carpet Got out of the crate and the floors got scratched Jumped for a ball and the window got cracked. I'm never getting my deposit back. Hello, unconditional love, goodbye. $2,000. 385 bucks for the vet, 100 for the toys, 30 for the collar. Snip, snip, soon. Yep, yep, yep. Choo, choo, choo. Crap, crap, crap. We love our little Brody but these are the facts I'm never getting my deposit back. Oh, de Brody, we love our little Brody. Sometimes we have to scold he won't stay off of the couch. Oh, de Brody, he's not a year old he pees on the bed and has my apple watch in his mouth and I can tell you with some uncertainty with the holes in the carpets, the stains and the cracks, the damage to the floors. These are the facts. I'm never getting my deposit back. I'm never getting my deposit back.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Nice.
Christy Lee
I had one of those dogs, Josephine, my youngest, she'll be three this year. Just turned three. She, when she passed two, she stopped eating the woodwork in her. In her room. And she now is runs or has the run of the house when I'm not there. She chewed up an apple remote cover, if you guys know what that is. And that's the only glitch I've had. But other than that, she's leaving everything alone.
Jeff Oskay
I got a four year old, I came home dog to pee on the carpet yesterday.
Christy Lee
No kidding.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Escapes out of the gate every. She's Houdini.
Christy Lee
Have you ever seen the video of the Corgi joke? Jumping over a gate?
Jeff Oskay
No.
Josh Arnold
No. It doesn't sound like it's easy.
Christy Lee
A little squat and can jump like four feet in the air. What? That's unbelievable. Yeah, jumps right over the. The child.
Chick McGee
Although I will say pat, your dog would. I'd be on the couch. It would jump over the back of the couch and land on my lap. That thing's got a heck of a vertical on it.
Pat Godwin
He's fast.
Chick McGee
Yeah, he's fast. Yeah, but man. Yeah, he would jump over the back of the couch like that was awesome.
Pat Godwin
How was he with the humping?
Josh Arnold
Oh, he.
Christy Lee
Yeah, he.
Chick McGee
He's a lot like you. He's very horny. Very, very horny.
Pat Godwin
Takes after his daddy.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
Isn't that sweet?
Josh Arnold
Kind of. You're kind of proud, right?
Christy Lee
Nice. Granddaddy. Have a. Have a cavon. Have a what?
Pat Godwin
Cavashon cava. Yeah, he's a door.
Christy Lee
Oh. Part Dick cavit. Part what? Exactly.
Chick McGee
Yeah, what is it again?
Pat Godwin
Part Dick Sean and part Dick Kevin.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Dick Sean died on stage, did he not? Yeah, yeah. And we died in some ways today. But we'll be back tomorrow. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show. Sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. Jim Rome takes on sports. Why? Because you're not playing me with rapid fire takes and a lot to get to. And I'm not sure you're gonna like all of it. Honestly, I don't even care if you like all of it or not. I have a job to do.
Josh Arnold
Scorching debates.
Christy Lee
On any given week, you have lots to beef about, take advantage of. But get up in here. He's the spitfire of sports. Smack. She's not my fault.
Josh Arnold
We will get to all of that.
Christy Lee
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Josh Arnold
What's your beef?
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Detailed Summary of "The BOB & TOM Show - July 23, 2025"
Released on July 23, 2025
The show kicks off with the hosts—Josh Arnold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, and Jeff Oskay—settling into their usual dynamic banter. Early news highlights include updates on the WNBA All-Star Game ratings and an incident at a monster truck rally in Washington State where a tire flew into the crowd, thankfully causing no injuries.
Notable Quote:
Christy Lee [04:16]: "It's the dead zone season right now. Not a lot going on in the world of sports."
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to honoring the legendary rock icon, Ozzy Osbourne, who passed away at the age of 76 in Birminghamshire, England. The hosts share personal anecdotes about their interactions with Ozzy, highlighting his humorous and kind nature despite his rockstar persona.
Notable Quotes:
Christy Lee [05:18]: "I couldn't believe they wouldn't, you know, try to do a show here."
Jeff Oskay [06:15]: "Ozzy was often the target of parents groups, of course. And we can't forget the uproar after he bit the bat off the head off a bat."
Pat Godwin [08:35]: "He was a true legend. He was also one of the funniest people I ever met."
The hosts delve into Ozzy's legacy with Black Sabbath and his solo career, discussing his induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame both with the band and as a solo artist. They reminisce about memorable moments, such as performing together dressed as monks and Ozzy's unique stage antics.
Notable Quote:
Jeff Oskay [13:43]: "He was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice, yeah, with Black Sabbath in 2006 and then just last year as a solo artist."
The segment also touches on Ozzy's health struggles, including his battle with Parkinson's disease, which he kept private until 2020.
The show features a series of humorous listener submissions, ranging from mishaps like stepping on rakes to awkward encounters. One standout story involves Pat Godwin sharing his experience dancing with a nun at a grade school dance, leading to a playful and entertaining retelling.
Notable Quote:
Chick McGee [63:31]: "So me and Sister Teresa Claire and lady in red... I was towering over her like a 75-year-old."
Another memorable listener story recounts Josh Arnold's painful experience with varicoceles, adding a mix of humor and relatability to the conversation.
Notable Quote:
Josh Arnold [128:06]: "I woke up one morning with severe pain in my testicles... they diagnosed it as varicoceles. It was so painful, I wouldn't wish it on a girlfriend's husband."
The hosts also engage in lighthearted discussions about personal anecdotes, such as dealing with malfunctioning robots and humorous takes on everyday situations.
Beyond music and personal stories, the hosts cover various current events:
WNBA All-Star Game Ratings: A notable decline in viewership, attributed primarily to the absence of star player Caitlyn Clark.
Notable Quote:
Christy Lee [32:28]: "Without Caitlyn Clark, 2.19 million viewers tuned in, down 36% from last year."
Monster Truck Incident in Washington State: A tire from a monster truck flew into the parking lot, narrowly missing spectators and causing minimal property damage.
Notable Quote:
Christy Lee [32:47]: "A giant tire flew off one of the competitors and hit a Subaru. Thank goodness no one was injured."
Hollywood News: Updates on actors and documentaries, including Billy Joel's new documentary and discussions about the impact of "Hollywood heart attacks" depicted inaccurately in media.
Notable Quote:
Jeff Oskay [107:30]: "Billy Joel wants everyone to know he feels fine despite his diagnosis of hydrocephalus. It's not life-threatening, but he can't perform right now."
Throughout the episode, there are brief mentions of sponsored products and services. Notably:
SimpliSafe Home Security: Highlighting their new active guard outdoor protection and special offers.
Notable Mention:
Christy Lee [55:36]: "Visit simplisafetom.com to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free."
Raycon Everyday Earbuds Classic: Promoted as the official earbuds of the show with active noise cancellation and extended battery life.
Notable Mention:
Christy Lee [138:37]: "Raycon's Everyday Earbuds Classic now features active noise cancellation and 8 hours of playtime."
As the show wraps up, the hosts tease upcoming segments, including a "Pat Godwin Request Hour" featuring his original song about his dog Brody. They also discuss the latest in technology, such as autonomous robots and innovations in home security.
Notable Quote:
Pat Godwin [152:30]: "I love what Chick on the Daisy. It was a great song about my dog Brody."
The episode concludes with light-hearted banter and a reminder for listeners to engage with the show through emails and social media.
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show masterfully blends tributes to iconic figures like Ozzy Osbourne with relatable listener stories and current events. The hosts' chemistry and humor create an engaging narrative that keeps listeners entertained and informed. From heartfelt memories to side-splitting anecdotes, the show offers a rich tapestry of content that appeals to a wide audience.
Overall Insight: The show exemplifies its trademark blend of comedy, talk, news, and personal stories, making it a beloved morning staple for its nationwide audience.