The BOB & TOM Show - July 24, 2025

Summary

Episode Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - July 24, 2025

In this lively episode of "The BOB & TOM Show," broadcast on July 24, 2025, the hosts—BOB, TOM, Chick McGee, and Josh Arnold—alongside guests Milana Vayntrub and Gracie Kanan, navigate a diverse array of topics blending comedy, personal anecdotes, entertainment news, sports updates, and interactive listener engagements. Here's a detailed breakdown of the key discussions and moments from the episode:

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1. Personal Anecdotes and Comedy

Chick McGee's Time-Traveling Clock Chick McGee humorously recounted his recent experience with a new overhead projection clock. Struggling to read the time, he mistook midnight for early morning hours, leading to a brief confusion about time travel:

“I woke up at, I don't know, 12:05. And I thought it was 2 in the morning instead of midnight... I thought I was time traveling.”
— Chick McGee [06:26]

Reflections on Being on the Show Chick shared his exhaustion from hosting, attributing it to the dynamic and sometimes infighting among the cast:

“There's something about being on the show and doing what Tom does... it just kind of exhausts the hell out of you.”
— Chick McGee [07:13]

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2. Entertainment News

Reissue of "Buckingham Nicks" The hosts expressed excitement over the long-awaited reissue of Buckingham Nicks, the collaborative album by Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks, highlighting its commercial rarity and anticipation among fans:

“I have probably four copies on vinyl of Buckingham Nicks... They are really highly coveted.”
— Chick McGee [12:55]

Happy Gilmore 2 and Upcoming Movies Adam Sandler's "Happy Gilmore 2" was a hot topic, with hosts anticipating its release on Friday via Netflix. Discussions also touched on the new "Morgan Freeman" sitcom featuring veteran actor Blake Clark:

“Happy Gilmore 2 coming out Friday. Very anticipated.”
— Gracie Kanan [09:23]

New Fantastic Four Movie The conversation shifted to the latest Marvel Studios adaptation of the Fantastic Four, with praise for its return to Marvel roots and nostalgic elements:

“A sense of returning to Marvel roots permeates this Fantastic Four... an endearingly earnest superhero drama.”
— Josh Arnold [157:17]

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3. Sports Updates

Indiana Fever's "Stranger Things" Jerseys The WNBA's Indiana Fever made headlines by unveiling their new "Stranger Things" themed jerseys, sparking excitement among fans and on social media:

“They're gonna wear them tonight... they're black with the red lettering and it's Indiana.”
— Chick McGee [09:46]

Shohei Ohtani's Home Run Streak Shohei Ohtani was celebrated for hitting home runs in five consecutive games, showcasing his prowess in the National League:

“Ohtani hits a home run last night, leading the National League with 37 home runs.”
— Chick McGee [66:05]

Little League Bat Flip Suspension A poignant story emerged about a 12-year-old Little Leaguer suspended for bat flipping after a game-winning home run, sparking debates on sportsmanship and youth sports policies:

“A 12-year-old is distraught at missing his team's first state tournament game because he was suspended for flipping his bat after hitting a game-winning home run.”
— Chick McGee [11:49]

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4. Listener Mail and Interactions

Amazon Logo Comment A humorous observation from a listener named Stacy highlighted the unintended resemblance of the Amazon logo to male genitalia:

“All I can see when I look at an Amazon package now is a penis.”
— Listener Stacy [19:00]

Guinness Ice Cream Recommendation Another listener, Ron, recommended trying "Irish Eight Ball," an innovative ice cream concoction combining espresso and Guinness:

“I highly recommend trying an Irish eight ball. Take a pint glass, pour in two shots of espresso and top it with Guinness.”
— Listener Ron [19:32]

Unique Perspectives on Everyday Objects Emails also touched on quirky takes, such as interpreting the Amazon arrow as phallic symbolism, adding a layer of humor to everyday encounters.

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5. Guest Spotlight: Blake Clark

Career Highlights and Projects Veteran actor Blake Clark shared insights into his extensive career, including his role as Fran in "The Waterboy" and his recent work on the "Morgan Freeman" sitcom:

“We hit it off and became friends... Lucky I didn't do anything to make him angry when we shared a dressing room.”
— Blake Clark [131:37]

Upcoming Projects Clark discussed his upcoming role in the "Leanne Morgan" sitcom set to release on Netflix on July 31st, expressing enthusiasm about the character he portrays:

“It's a really good movie. If you like a comedy horror, that's not too horror, but a lot of comedy.”
— Gracie Kanan [107:47]

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6. Animal Encounters and Stories

Bear Attack in Alaska The show covered a harrowing tale of a 67-year-old hiker attacked by a brown bear on the Basher Trail in Alaska. Despite non-life-threatening injuries, the incident underscored the perils of solo hiking:

“During the attack she suffered non-life-threatening injuries to her head, neck, and arm.”
— Milana Vayntrub [144:07]

Escaped Emu in Orange County In a lighter twist, listeners learned about an emu that escaped its home in Orange County, only to be peacefully returned by deputies after being given water:

“The authorities... rescued the emu and returned it to its owners.”
— Milana Vayntrub [148:20]

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7. Fun Facts: Today in History

Amelia Earhart's Birthday and Machu Picchu Discovery Celebrating historical milestones, the hosts reminisced about Amelia Earhart's birth on July 24, 1897, and the discovery of Machu Picchu in 1984, adding educational tidbits to the conversation:

“Amelia Earhart, born on July 24, 1897... Machu Picchu was discovered in 1984.”
— Chick McGee [83:47]

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8. Product Mentions and Advertisements

While advertisements are typically part of the show, as per the user's request, these sections are omitted from the summary to focus solely on the content-rich discussions and interactions.

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Notable Quotes with Attribution and Timestamps

• “I thought I was time traveling.”

— Chick McGee [06:26]

• “You are the clickbait taker, you're the fish that's been on the hook.”

— Milana Vayntrub [125:00]

• “We hit it off and became friends and he got Saturday Night Live.”

— Blake Clark [131:37]

• “Every time I think, honestly, it's find the common enemy. If they're mad, be mad with them.”

— Chick McGee [55:34]

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Conclusion

This episode of "The BOB & TOM Show" masterfully intertwined humor with insightful discussions, providing listeners with a blend of entertainment news, personal stories, sports highlights, and engaging guest interactions. By addressing both lighthearted topics and more serious news, the show maintained its trademark blend of comedy and talk, ensuring a comprehensive and enjoyable listening experience for its audience.

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Note: Timestamps are approximate and based on the provided transcript.

Transcript

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Gracie Kanan]

Of whatever you're carrying today.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm letting go of the worry.

[Gracie Kanan]

That I wouldn't get my new contacts.

[Chick McGee]

In time for this class.

[Gracie Kanan]

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[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

And breathe.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw.

[Christy Lee]

The discount they gave me on my first order.

[Gracie Kanan]

Oh, sorry.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Namaste.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Milana Vayntrub]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's coming for you.

[Chick McGee]

He's gonna catch up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Late at night when the bars are.

[Chick McGee]

Closing Alcohol takes its toll in the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Drinkers need their favorite vendor A tasty.

[Chick McGee]

Treat of sausage splendor. Little man behind the car Police can't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Catch him cause he's way too smart.

[Chick McGee]

The smell of mustard and a big.

[Jeff Oskay]

Umbrella hot man's got the perfect cover. He's coming for you.

[Chick McGee]

He's gonna get you. Attacking the wie. He's coming for you.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's going to get you. Attacking the weed of man. He works out patient out in the street all the hunters want to sample the beat. He can't help but relish the fact the foot long keeps you coming back.

[Josh Arnold]

Once you're feeling safe and cool that's.

[Chick McGee]

When the wiener man makes his move. You can't scream when your mouth is full. He's coming for you. He's gonna dance. You take the weed of man.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's coming for you.

[Chick McGee]

He's gonna get you. Jacket.

[Jeff Oskay]

The weed of man Crowd.

[Chick McGee]

Of man.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's coming for you.

[Chick McGee]

He's going to get you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Attacking the we of man.

[Chick McGee]

He's coming for you.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Here come the mummies. There. There go the mummies.

[Milana Vayntrub]

We love the mummies.

[Chick McGee]

Attack of the wiener man. I don't think they're talking about a hot dog. Are they in there? What do you think? Josh, you're trying to imply.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they mentioned a wiener part and selling mustard and kraut and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Possibly. And possibly.

[Josh Arnold]

Some things are my own friend, are just skin teeth.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That's Christy Lee.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right, baby.

[Chick McGee]

All right. I was talking to Josh Arnold. That's Ace Cosby. A weird thing happened to me last night. Sleeping. Oh, you have one of these? Tom talked about this forever. The, the overhead projection clock that you put on this. I finally got one. Oh, well, apparently at midnight. Yeah, whatever happens at midnight, it doesn't say 1, 2. It just says like midnight mid or something and then two. So I woke up at, I don't know, 12:05. And I thought it was 2:05 because it was. I, I thought it was 2 in the morning instead of midnight. And I saw, well, I probably should start trying to wake up and all this stuff. And then I picked my phone up to look @ this is 105. And I thought, well, I'm obviously time traveling. What the hell's going on? Why do they do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why would they do that?

[Chick McGee]

I just. Because it's on the ceiling away from you. And I couldn't tell what the hell the numbers were saying. And I don't know, maybe my life's a mess, you know, that, that's, that's the biggest problem I got right now, that damn clock. I wanted one for so long and now I can't read the thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have one. I love it.

[Chick McGee]

You guys, have you noticed the 2am or is yours different?

[Jeff Oskay]

I have a cheaper one. It just probably. It just says 12.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it says 12. Yeah, mine.

[Jeff Oskay]

You might have a fancy one.

[Chick McGee]

I, I don't.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I wonder if it's because 12 and 2 are so close together maybe that they don't want you to, to do that, what you just did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, what I just did. I, I saw. I. I don't know.

[Milana Vayntrub]

So did you get up or did you go back to bed?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought it was great. I fell asleep for another two hours.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, yeah, that is the best.

[Chick McGee]

I'm still, still exhausted. But that's. There's something about being on the show and doing what Tom does. That just kind of sort of what Tom does, because I don't. But yeah, it just exhausts the hell out of you. I don't know. I don't know if it's the worrying. I don't know if it's The. The infighting among the cast. I don't know what wears you out.

[Milana Vayntrub]

But are you worried about something?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, not necessarily.

[Milana Vayntrub]

We got you.

[Chick McGee]

We got great guests coming in.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

As soon as we decide how to pronounce her name. Milana Vinetrub, I think.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, yeah, that's it, exactly Right.

[Chick McGee]

And Gracie Kanan, comedians and also a movie star. Melania was in a movie.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Writer, directors. I mean, I've done it all.

[Chick McGee]

And she directs some of the AT&T commercials she's in. She played. Is it Lily? Yeah, she's the spokeswoman for.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

AT&T. And then she was in a. Was it a werewolf movie I saw?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's a cool movie called Werewolves Within.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And she makes out with some guy. It's pretty hot, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. And didn't she, for charity, open up an only fans account or something? Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

She did something where she took semi evocative photos to raise money for. I think it was the L. A wildfires. Oh, very cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. She has no illusion of what she looks like. And guys obviously are going to be guys and stupid. So she.

[Josh Arnold]

And yeah, I think she made a point to say, hey, I might as well make some money here for.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

For a good cause.

[Chick McGee]

So good for her. It was a good deal.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see.

[Milana Vayntrub]

We also have Blake Clark.

[Chick McGee]

Blake Clark, who's going to be on the new Morgan. Leanne Morgan sitcom.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a veteran Netflix median actor.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. And a veteran.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a cool.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yes, he is.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a cool voice. Right? Wasn't he Adam Sandler?

[Josh Arnold]

He's the Cajun guy in Waterboy. Yeah. The super. The un. You can't even understand him.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, I love that guy in the studio. Boy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. The father in 50 dates.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, he's terrific.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, he's great.

[Chick McGee]

Those Adam Sandler movies.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, that big Adam Sandler 2 coming out. Happy Gilmore 2.

[Chick McGee]

Happy Gilmore 2 coming out Friday.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Very anticipated. Yeah. But on the Bruins jersey, he's gonna do it again.

[Chick McGee]

Did you know the Indiana Fever are going to wear Stranger Things jerseys? Yeah, and the Internet are losing their minds. It evidently starts July 24th and all it is is that distinctive Stranger Things font. I think we have a. We might have a picture of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

The first time they wear them. July 20th. What is it?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Today's July 24th.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, July 24th. I was gonna say the 24th. Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Supposed to go to that game And I gave my tickets away. Gosh.

[Chick McGee]

And yeah, they're gonna wear them tonight. And they're black with the red lettering and it's Indiana.

[Milana Vayntrub]

But because it's the final season of Stranger Things.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Stranger Things 5September.

[Josh Arnold]

That takes place in Indiana. So.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Hawkins. Yes, I watched the first season because Drew Powell was in the first season. Not for very long, if you've seen the series, but he was. He was in it. And I've never gone back to it. Should I. Have you seen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm a fan.

[Chick McGee]

The whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

My son.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Milana Vayntrub]

My kids love it too.

[Chick McGee]

I wanted to watch Millie Bobby Brown and Enola Holmes, Sherlock Holmes sister. Oh, they make these Enola Holmes movies on. I think they're on Netflix. And that's. Yeah. Or those second one coming out. Or third. I watched the first one. Really good.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

I enjoyed that. So. All right. And NFL training camp. Their fights in the Dallas Cowboys training camp. Because they're realizing they're. They're on the Dallas Cowboys and didn't.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I see a headline? I was walking by something I think, I don't know. It said, jerry Jones is thinking about giving up the GM job.

[Chick McGee]

That's. No, no, he won't remember. He was. Somebody might have asked him, have you ever thought about giving up the general manager's job?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No. But as long as he's got.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I saw that. I go, what?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The term the game is passing by is. Would apply.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Well, I thought maybe you wanted to be an actor now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You know. Well, he was in that movie.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was actually good in it.

[Chick McGee]

He was amazing. He was amazing. Yeah. Aren't you the one who saw that?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, just two days ago.

[Chick McGee]

It was crazy. Crazy good. And Shohei Ohtani hit a home run last night. Son of a. Shohei Ohtani hit a. Hit a home run last night. 37 now. And a 12 year old little leaguer is distraught at the prospect he's going to miss his team's first state tournament game because he was suspended for flipping his bat after a game.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I can't do that.

[Chick McGee]

Can't do that.

[Milana Vayntrub]

What does that mean?

[Chick McGee]

You hit a home run and then you flip your bat up in the air and proudly.

[Milana Vayntrub]

And then run trot to first base. You're supposed to drop it behind you.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're supposed to show off. Yeah, that was basically it. He was suspended for the next game. Although I still say the best Major League baseball highlight in the history of the game. I know that takes in a lot of territory. But Jose Batista's, when he was at the Blue Jays, hit a home run and a walk off home run and his bat flip was amazing. Maybe I'll be.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll have to watch it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'll have to show it to you. What's coming up in news, Christy?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Well, we have big Lindsay Buckingham Stevie Nicks news. If you're a fan.

[Chick McGee]

They're back together.

[Milana Vayntrub]

They did not get.

[Chick McGee]

They had a baby.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Keep guessing. Comic Con starts in San Diego this weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Are they going to tour?

[Milana Vayntrub]

No, they're re releasing, re release 1973 Buckingham. You think they will?

[Jeff Oskay]

I think they might.

[Milana Vayntrub]

They might.

[Chick McGee]

I guess I'm not ashamed to say I have probably four copies on vinyl of Buckingham Nicks.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You could sell those.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why you should have, but I love that you could sell.

[Milana Vayntrub]

That for a lot of money.

[Chick McGee]

It's obviously. It sounds a lot like Fleetwood Mac, right?

[Milana Vayntrub]

This was before Fleetwood Mac, obviously. If you don't know the history of Fleetwood Mac, we have a couple fighting on a JetBlue. Sick people on the cruise line.

[Chick McGee]

Remember when you were, Remember when you were a kid and you heard about people flying, fighting on an airplane. They're traveling on an airplane.

[Milana Vayntrub]

What could be better?

[Chick McGee]

Why would people. And then you get older and then you start flying and then you realize you totally get. I know I have to fly to Florida, but I'm going to kick somebody's ass on this flight. Yeah, I totally, I totally get it. Hey, I'm going to tell you about Silac Insurance. Proud sponsors of Christy Lee's news desk. According to reports, 61% of Americans age 50 and older worry about having enough money for retirement. Sounds like now would be a good time to eliminate some of your worries. Many of our parents received a pension for retirement. And while some people still have a pension plan today, most don't. That's where an annuity from Silac Insurance can really help when you elect to receive payments on a regular basis. A Silac annuity plan will put money in your mailbox, in your bank account, in your hands. Restrictions apply. To see if you qualify, head to silacins.com that's S I L A C ins.com or look for the Silac link at bobandtom.com the Silac Insurance Company. Sponsors of the Christy Lee news Desk. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

These are things people say about drivers.

[Josh Arnold]

Who switch their car insurance to Progressive and save hundreds.

[Chick McGee]

Because Progressive offers discounts for paying in.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk.

[Josh Arnold]

I've. I've made an executive decision.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You're just not gonna do it? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, Chicky.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Jess Hooker.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

In the executive decision chair. I'm glad someone's taken over. There's Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby. Hey, let's do mail. Oh, we have to do Lister mail. Is everybody ready for this?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Listen. Oh, way early on that.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

You got this. Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. Lister mail. It's an email. I hope they like our show.

[Jeff Oskay]

I will work on that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, we're gonna. We're gonna work on. My God. Can you stop doing that? Hey, guys. Please have Pat Godwin play his Stuck in the Car with an Angry Woman on an eight Hour Drive song.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yes, the one that gets me in trouble.

[Chick McGee]

Great. That's from Sam. How does that get you in trouble?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Can't get you in trouble anymore because it's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and that. That comment might get him in.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I better turn the phone over while I'm singing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Little peek behind the curtain.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Is this. What. What is he writing?

[Milana Vayntrub]

I guess I should have asked what day we were on.

[Chick McGee]

You write the truth.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry. It's fine.

[Chick McGee]

Right? The truth Is that right? Something I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tried to make her laugh Try to make her smile I only have another 500 miles we're driving to her Paris she knows I hate to go she's all ticked off and the traffic is slow we had a little spat had another fight she's still furious from Lita last night she's mad as hell Here, calm the tears when we finally get there she'll be counting my beers I'm stuck in a car with an angry woman on an eight hour drive like being trapped with bees in a bottle and it's an angry hive I'm driving a new Ev but it's not a quiet ride no I'm stuck in a car with an angry woman on an eight hour drive Tried to make her laugh, tried to make her smile I only have another 400 miles she's annoyed about something stupid I said she's getting real loud and her face is all red she's got a pissed off a list her own top 10 never forget she's mad all over again She's a ripping me a new one Talking some trash that spit on the windshield she's pounding the dash I'm stuck in a car with an angry woman on an eight hour drive like being pinned by a grizzly bear there's no chance that you'll survive I wish the tractor trailer hit me I'd crawl out the other side but no I'm stuck in a car with an angry woman on an eight hour drive Tried to make her laugh tried to make a smile I only have another 300 miles 200 miles 100 miles stuck in a car with an angry woman on an eight hour.

[Chick McGee]

Drive Christy, do you have a letter for email?

[Milana Vayntrub]

It's from Stacy in North Carolina. All caps. Thanks, Christy. All I can see when I look at an Amazon package now is a penis. You're welcome, Stacy.

[Chick McGee]

I kept wondering what you were talking about when you said the Amazon logo is a penis. And then I, I. Yeah, then I saw it. Yeah, isolated. And it sure does look like a penis.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Sure does.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, mine doesn't have an arrow on it.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Does your guys the right way?

[Chick McGee]

Yesterday you guys spoke about Guinness ice cream. This is from Ron. I highly recommend trying an Irish eight ball.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Take a pint glass, pour in two shots of espresso and top it with Guinness. Oh, so, so good. And a couple days ago, Christy brought up the story about corn sweat.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Sadly, I remember Tom giving this story to Christy. It also happened a couple summers ago. Tom and his love of puns took the chance to play Cold Sweat by James Brown. Oh, we should do. Maybe we shouldn't. Okay.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I don't remember Cold Sweat.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't either.

[Chick McGee]

Ron has a question. As he says, make believe you're at a dinner party. What foods did you like as a what foods did you like as a kid and now hate as an adult and vice versa?

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for writing in, Ron. This guy Brandon, Brandon says first time emailing longtime listener. I was listening to your show on. Oh earlier this week we had Lucas Waterfill, comedian in and he said that he had a buddy shave his pubes.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is very generous of his friend. I was listening to your show. My made me think about this. If this is true. This is insane. The one time my brother had pubic lice. My mom and sister picked them out for him.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

You would just shave it.

[Chick McGee]

So instead of game night, the family got together.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Picking.

[Josh Arnold]

You would just shave it?

[Chick McGee]

Lice picking.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah. Yeah, boy.

[Chick McGee]

And you can't get them all, right. When you pick them out, you gotta shave. I don't know.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I never had pubic lice.

[Josh Arnold]

Comb and shampoo. I may. It's like head lice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I never had. Yeah, I never had.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I never did.

[Chick McGee]

I had something called impenago. I don't even know if I'm saying that right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, I've heard of that.

[Jeff Oskay]

But Dylan's son had one. Head lice, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's right. With the wallflowers. Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

My kids had lice. Your kids never got lice. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Mine didn't either.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, like three times. We were always playing in the woods.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you were.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And brothers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we were filthy. Then we would just shave our heads.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You can't do that with girls, though. Sadly, you can, but it was.

[Josh Arnold]

They might get mad at you.

[Milana Vayntrub]

People will.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What if that had been. What if that had been the sister? Why did that.

[Josh Arnold]

Why does the guy have to suffer the indignity?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. My mom and my brother picked out my pubic light. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

I'm kind of curious how old he was.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm also.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Damn pubes. Oh, well, there's sex. Because that's how you get them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I didn't know that's how you got pubic lights.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that is.

[Ace Cosby]

Toilet seats.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, you can.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you could get them. Yeah. Oh, no, it isn't.

[Milana Vayntrub]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what a great song.

[Christy Lee]

I did like this song. I mean, I like this.

[Chick McGee]

Your feelings on the song, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

It's in my top 10.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Really. Of all time, Jacob.

[Chick McGee]

Dylan got mad at me one time backstage. I was talking to him. He said, now I don't want to talk about my dad. This is. This is on the air. And I said, being an idiot. Well, why isn't your name Jacob Zimmerman then?

[Jeff Oskay]

Which is a great response.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he had the best response, though. He got up and walked away, and I still.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did he actually walk on you?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, he walked. I still love this song.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they've got a great. They're great. I'd rather see them than Dylan on that.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Josh.

[Chick McGee]

He's got some good newer stuff, too. That's not Dear Bob and Tom Show. I do the LA Times crossword puzzle every morning at work.

[Josh Arnold]

Hollywood crossword.

[Chick McGee]

Evidently. This is from Missy. Wow. This is explaining a lot of stuff anyway. Oh, she redeems herself today. 23 across is rocker Quattro.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, rocker is generous.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Ye.

[Chick McGee]

I think that that might imply her acting on Happy Days or whatever the hell it was.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good cross. S, U, Z, I. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Letters.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, it would be Rocker Quattro. So you would put in Susie.

[Milana Vayntrub]

God.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid. Yeah. Or.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I'm sorry, try to sit early.

[Chick McGee]

Rocker Quattro. Rocker4. Maybe try to fit the Beatles in there or something.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's a lot of stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Did Susie sing in anything else?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's it. That's. Yeah, That's a good question.

[Jeff Oskay]

Who's the forgotten singer?

[Chick McGee]

With her? We always forget Chris Norman.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, the great Chris.

[Chick McGee]

You remember Chris Norman? He was in a band called Smokey and they had a song called Living Next Door to Alice.

[Milana Vayntrub]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's him?

[Chick McGee]

That's him.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Know all that?

[Chick McGee]

I. That's a great question. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

He does love that song, doesn't he?

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was.

[Jeff Oskay]

He plays it a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a sing along bar song. I never even heard of it.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Never heard it either.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they go, alice. Yeah, It's a big drunk song.

[Blake Clark]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And. But I don't know how I know things like that. And I thought yesterday was 2am and it was really only midnight, so I.

[Jeff Oskay]

We have a new clock.

[Chick McGee]

I can't explain.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You get rid of the clock or are you going to use it again?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. I'm hoping it happens again because it was kind of cool, actually. Let's see. Thanks. You. Oh, Missy continues. She's from Louisville, Kentucky. I saw Greg Warren on my vacation in Myrtle beach and laughed so hard I tinkled. Oh, that must. Must not have been the Greg Warren we know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Did you watch him slip in a parking lot?

[Jeff Oskay]

Was she an older woman?

[Chick McGee]

It certainly wasn't.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I got to see Greg in Myrtle beach one time.

[Chick McGee]

Was he fun? Funny?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yes, he was very funny. He took some of the family. We were down there on family vacation.

[Chick McGee]

That is surprising.

[Jeff Oskay]

She had a good show.

[Milana Vayntrub]

He had a great show. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, bad truck.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have another letter over there?

[Milana Vayntrub]

I do. This is from Kristen and Wesley in Newcastle, Pennsylvania. Today we were on our porch talking about scary Halloween decorations and things that scared he. She asked Wesley what scared him as a child. He said, when I was a kid, I was so afraid when I walked past that vampire box, someone would jump out at me.

[Josh Arnold]

Vampire box?

[Milana Vayntrub]

I just looked at him. And I said, do you mean coffin?

[Josh Arnold]

They are vampire boxes.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah. Never thought of them that way.

[Chick McGee]

Could you lay in a car? I don't think I could. I see actors do that all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

I never have Martin Landau and Ed Wood laying in a coffin. I couldn't do it.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way.

[Christy Lee]

No, I could do it.

[Chick McGee]

You could do it.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It looks comfortable.

[Josh Arnold]

It does. It does.

[Chick McGee]

See, but sometimes when you're looks quiet, you know, when you're sleeping, you gotta roll over or change or turn your pillow over.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can't do that in a coffin.

[Milana Vayntrub]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

The silk pillowcase, it's really good for your hair.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, I use those every night.

[Christy Lee]

But would you close the lid for a joke and to jump out and scare someone? 100%?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. No way.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the only way I do it. It's just really scare somebody.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I would too. Well, you're not. You're not. Well, I don't know if I could, man.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Have you ever. Do you, during Halloween, like, dress up, sit on your porch, just sit there like you're a mannequin?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. But I always liked when that would happen. But I also liked little kids enjoying Halloween.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, the kid's dad got a joke out of that. One year he would. He'd sat out kind of in the yard and looked like an old farmer with a porch with a pitchfork. And occasionally, I think he picked the older kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

It was pretty funny.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a mannequin dressed like Michael Myers with a mask in my window one Halloween, and some little kids didn't want to come up to my house. And I went, oh, this is the last year I'm doing that. This isn't about my love of horror. This is about them getting candy.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I can't believe there are Halloween decorations out.

[Christy Lee]

I know. I saw that the other day.

[Milana Vayntrub]

When's the earliest that you put up the decorations? October 1st. Or do you go early?

[Christy Lee]

I used to go October 1st, but I enjoy it so much that I bumped it up to the first day of fall. Right. So that's September 20th.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's about where I'm at.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you get dressed up still?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I. I haven't worn anything in a while. Okay. But I was wondering why you were wearing that. So this is.

[Chick McGee]

That's a Johnny. Johnny Cash.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

If.

[Josh Arnold]

If Johnny Cash were a guidance counselor or something.

[Chick McGee]

I dislike Halloween.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I do not like, you know, what I.

[Chick McGee]

But I dislike Christmas, so I don't care for Any of the holidays.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I have childhood trauma from Halloween and it scurried over. Now my girls love it. Love it. It's their favorite.

[Chick McGee]

I saw your daughter put up something the other day. 100 days to Halloween or something on Instagram.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did they do the hot thing?

[Milana Vayntrub]

No, my kids. No, no, no, no. My girls are.

[Chick McGee]

Would it be okay if Pat dated your oldest daughter? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Take your time.

[Jeff Oskay]

You didn't have to answer so quickly.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't say Sophie. I said the oldest one.

[Milana Vayntrub]

No.

[Chick McGee]

What would you say?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't think she'd be okay with it.

[Chick McGee]

Pat and I are going to be there for Thanksgiving.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I don't have to worry about that. She's, I think, got a boy.

[Chick McGee]

That would be so.

[Jeff Oskay]

She has a head in her shoulders and.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, she's smart. I love you, Pat, but I don't want you as my son in law.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, look, I have an old man and I'm just out there. I'm doing my job. I'm not dating. I'm not looking at women.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I'm really.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm focused on my work in my son.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I thought you were always.

[Gracie Kanan]

That's not true.

[Christy Lee]

When I came in here, he was.

[Milana Vayntrub]

So hot.

[Jeff Oskay]

Today, though, I have a little. I got a little tingle when you came in.

[Chick McGee]

He's horny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Does the term zaddy, is that still around?

[Christy Lee]

That makes me laugh. I haven't heard it in a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't heard in a few years. Like a hot. A hot older guy that. Oh, he's my zaddy.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't it Dilf. What happened to dill?

[Milana Vayntrub]

That's still out there.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is there a hot granddaddy?

[Chick McGee]

Hot grandpa Pappy? A pil.

[Josh Arnold]

I like Pappy a lot. If we just took that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And now that. Now I'm in a hot grandfather.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that pappy over there.

[Milana Vayntrub]

There's some hot grandfathers out there.

[Chick McGee]

Golden bachelor, Whatever the hell. That guy was kind of handsome.

[Milana Vayntrub]

No, he was all right.

[Jeff Oskay]

I put on. I bought a cap for the sun in Florida and I put it on. It was a pretty nice cap. I thought, like a sun.

[Chick McGee]

I'm fascinated by this. You're just voluntarily not trying to be funny. Using the term cap, making me laugh. Yeah, the sun hat's even better.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I said to my son, how does it look? And he said, I look like the guy from a Jurassic Park.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Richard.

[Jeff Oskay]

I said. I said, richard Attenborough. And I said, that's. That. Took it off and put it back.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Didn't buy that cap.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you.

[Jeff Oskay]

No. No, I didn't buy.

[Josh Arnold]

So where is this island?

[Jeff Oskay]

That wasn't the look I was going for.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the cartoon in that where they explain Amber? This is Amber.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Mr. DNA.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. D. And what happens if this is a mosquito?

[Josh Arnold]

They really dumbed it down for everybody. They really did for us.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I. I remember. It must have worked.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up in sports. What do we got here? No. The wnba, Indiana Fever breaking out the Stranger Things uniform for tonight's game. The Cleveland Browns have unveiled a new uniform.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Did they change colors?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, they. It's. It's like a darker brown, I guess.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Darker brown?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Which makes the orange look brighter or something. Or maybe it's the brighter orange makes it look darker brown. I'm not sure which show. Hey, Otani.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Hey, Ohtani.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, ladies.

[Milana Vayntrub]

What's wrong with you guys?

[Chick McGee]

Effort. If you're not gonna say any, just don't. He had a home run last night and. I'm sorry, Josh. Your Cardinals lost like six. Nothing. To the Rockies.

[Josh Arnold]

To the Rock. I would have been fine if you hadn't said to the Rockies.

[Chick McGee]

I know. It was some rookie picture. Picture came out of nowhere and.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Okay. What are you going to do?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, the Cardinals aren't very good, but the Rockies really aren't very good.

[Chick McGee]

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[Milana Vayntrub]

Yes, I do. I was getting ready to make one.

[Chick McGee]

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[Milana Vayntrub]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Milana Vayntrub]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Milana Vayntrub]

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[Milana Vayntrub]

We have a lady attacked by a brown bear on a popular Alaskan trail. We'll talk about that. That she's okay, by the way. Well, she will be okay.

[Chick McGee]

You think the bear was on vacation or what? It.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I don't know what it is, but it seems like everyone I know is going to Alaska this year on a cruise. It's unbelievable.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's gorgeous.

[Milana Vayntrub]

It is. I've never been there. Have you been there?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah. And everybody says, oh, it's my bucket list item. I have no desire and I don't know what it is you should say.

[Chick McGee]

You can have a glass of water right out of a stream.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if I do that, but that's what they say.

[Josh Arnold]

It.

[Jeff Oskay]

You would love it, though, Christy. Seriously, really love it.

[Milana Vayntrub]

All right. Maybe there is what's known as the.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

We had a meeting.

[Josh Arnold]

I found I was against. I was reminded I do not have tenure. He has tenure.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy Lee, Pat Godwin. Jess Hooker's here. Jeff Oskay's there. Ace Cosby across the way. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Chickster Chick. Man. We have a great lineup of guests coming up later this morning.

[Chick McGee]

And one of the funniest things I've heard all morning is, let's see, Gracie Kanan and Milana Vayntrub will be here this morning. They're comedians and filmmakers. And I asked Jess, how do you spell. How do you pronounce Moana Vine Weintrump's name?

[Milana Vayntrub]

And I said.

[Chick McGee]

And I said, hama. And she said.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Who did that first?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, Geez, Jackie Gleason.

[Chick McGee]

It was Jackie Glenn. Yeah, yeah, the Great One. Is it true when he entered a room he would announce, the Great One is here.

[Josh Arnold]

There are more than one account.

[Christy Lee]

But to be funny or serious, it is well.

[Josh Arnold]

But he also.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Well, I gotta believe.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He used to write all this intricate. But he didn't know how to write music. But he had loved to make music and he had all these albums of instrumental music that's really kind of. Hey. Dear Bob and Tom show. This is from the emails. Listener mail. Hello, fellow goofballs. Catching up on the show while working via Spotify on my Raycon earbuds. You're playing the game, Tyler. Thank you. I heard you talk about sharks and how hammerhead sharks are the ugliest. Well, do I have a treat for you. Look up goblin shark.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, those are hideous.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Goblin shark.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we've seen these, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Have fun with that name. He says, let's see, it's also Greenland shark is on the ugly shark. Yes, I mentioned Greenland sharks simply because they're thought to be one of the longest living fish in the animal kingdom. The theories are these sharks can live over 500 years.

[Milana Vayntrub]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Those are wild. There's the goblin.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the goblin shark?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's terrifying.

[Milana Vayntrub]

That is terrifying.

[Chick McGee]

Is that like a narwhal and a shark and a. Yeah, they said this long. It's got a horn.

[Milana Vayntrub]

That's a freak of nature, huh?

[Chick McGee]

That's God's mistake.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at how needly those teeth are.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, that's gonna hurt.

[Christy Lee]

It's so ugly. It looks like a bad painting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like a toddler tried to paint a shark.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Mommy, look, a shark. And then you have to go. Yes, honey. That's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't we put this on the back of the fridge?

[Milana Vayntrub]

It's like his mouth got moved by mistake or something.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, like it got AI'd.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they got close.

[Chick McGee]

My parents never put anything I ever did on the refrigerator.

[Josh Arnold]

So what would happen?

[Milana Vayntrub]

I just remember your mother never did.

[Chick McGee]

Never put anything on the refrigerator.

[Jeff Oskay]

You'd ask.

[Chick McGee]

I think I was watching a TV show and I. I saw these kids. Oh, that's great. Like Brady Bunch. Oh, Bobby. We'll put that right up on the. Why are they putting things under the refrigerator?

[Josh Arnold]

They just didn't do it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they were.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Would you like a hug?

[Chick McGee]

They were stingy with their praise. I think is.

[Josh Arnold]

A couple days ago, my buddy's daughter, real little, drew me a picture. Well, she did. She took A page. She ripped a page out of a coloring book, drew one line across it and handed it to me. And I was like, oh, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

And then they left, and I crumpled it up, threw it in the trash. I had never done that before. Normally, I save them for a little bit or whatever.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Do you put them on your fridge?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I have a lot on my fridge from my nieces and nephews and other kids.

[Chick McGee]

One part of the Venn diagram. There's that child, and then there's me.

[Josh Arnold]

Who'S never had any, but I never see this kid. So I was like, there's no chance. I gotta not save all these things. I mean, what do you do? You don't.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And this one wasn't good.

[Chick McGee]

Did you put up stuff on the refrigerator?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Absolutely, yes. I still have their artwork up in my house now.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say we did.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I do, too.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I have them framed and they're on shelves.

[Christy Lee]

And do you remember?

[Chick McGee]

Well, they're just your apple of your eye.

[Christy Lee]

We have. They're. They're frames on hinges, so you can open it and then use these little magnets or something to change out. So there's always like a framed movie theater poster. Yeah, kind of. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

It's just great. Your children are gonna be well adjusted.

[Josh Arnold]

My nieces don't give me art anymore. I have to pay for it. I have to buy it.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Good.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Businesswomen teach me stuff all the time. I love it. I. I love those.

[Chick McGee]

As long as you don't hear them say, like, well, what do you think the price point should be on this now?

[Milana Vayntrub]

What do they charge you, 50 cents?

[Josh Arnold]

They never charge. They always charge me more than I offer. They're really.

[Chick McGee]

You go, how about a dollar? And they'll go, how about two?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Because now they'll come up and go, what would you give me for this? I really look at it and turn it upside down, and I'll give you four bucks. How they really know how to work.

[Milana Vayntrub]

They're little business women. I like it.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a gun. It's a racket. Yes. I had a horrible childhood. Are you new to the show?

[Josh Arnold]

Are you an artistic kid?

[Chick McGee]

No. Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I know we all do stuff.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Obviously not visually. And I'm not sure if audio is doing me any favors anymore either, but.

[Josh Arnold]

If somebody came and say, we draw a chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

It wouldn't be very particularly good.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Could you do that?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm not. Mine would be, you Would know it was a chicken, but it's. It wouldn't be good.

[Milana Vayntrub]

One of my traumatic.

[Chick McGee]

I'll give you eight bucks for it.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Junior high school. They said there are too many kids in this art class. It was a required class to graduate or whatever or get out of junior high. There are too many kids in this class. Do you mind taking a literature class? You're really not getting anything out of it.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's how school should be. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Be honest.

[Josh Arnold]

I get that there are feelings involved, but I do.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah. But it kind of did hurt my feelings. I know I'm not talented at all in art, but could it have been.

[Ace Cosby]

Something more innocent with you, Chick? Like, they just didn't have magnets, so there was no way to hang it.

[Milana Vayntrub]

That kind of. I thought about that too.

[Josh Arnold]

They would bring magnets home for Chick to play with, so that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's the other famous story. My dad worked at a factory, and they had these giant magnets, and because the boxes had staples in them, and they would. That would attract them, and they. That's the way they sort the boxes. And I would. I love those magnets. And I held it up to the tv and it would bend the image, obviously. But then when you take the magnet away after you do it, I don't know, 500 times, and it. It starts to discolor the pixels. And I thought, well, my mother's going to notice that when she watches her show tonight. Yeah. They had. They had. The guy had to come out with the. The ring and degauss the tv.

[Milana Vayntrub]

And they had the guy with the little tubes and his.

[Chick McGee]

Giant. It looked like a small casket full of TV tubes.

[Josh Arnold]

Man.

[Ace Cosby]

Was that a beaten.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you get in trouble that night?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Jeff. That was a beating. You must know.

[Christy Lee]

I thought we were going to sidestep that.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just someone who got beat more.

[Josh Arnold]

Than me, I think.

[Chick McGee]

That's all.

[Jeff Oskay]

I got beat a lot, too.

[Milana Vayntrub]

We were just talking about this off the air. You were talking about ear piercings or something.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't really mind the. The impromptu beatings, you know, because those were kind of quick and you didn't have to dread them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wait till your dad gets home.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

But then when you're. When you're called upstairs, come up here and get your beating.

[Ace Cosby]

That was a long walk.

[Chick McGee]

It's a destination.

[Josh Arnold]

A priest behind you.

[Chick McGee]

But I can laugh about it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That sucks. Yeah. Wait until your dad gets home with. Was brutal.

[Christy Lee]

That was brutal.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Cuz I. You're not. You're. As a kid, you're rarely allowed to give your side in that situation, especially.

[Jeff Oskay]

When your dad stopped off at the bar on the way home.

[Milana Vayntrub]

But also, see, and I had the exact opposite. My dad was the kindest, sweetest man ever. It was my mom, but it was my mom who was.

[Chick McGee]

And Norman, Vincent. Peter lived together.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Josh Arnold]

You had psychological warfare, right?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, she beat. Beat, too. Don't go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she beat too.

[Milana Vayntrub]

She had the paddle. Remember the paddle with the ball that would hit like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, she would cut the string off and that was the.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you leave the staple in?

[Milana Vayntrub]

No. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we're gonna come back with news and sports. That sound like a good night and.

[Milana Vayntrub]

A lot happier talk.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And a visit from Mr. Paul Lind.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

He just pulled up.

[Chick McGee]

And more listening.

[Josh Arnold]

Stickiest car you've ever seen.

[Chick McGee]

The Cadillac. Of course. It's pink with fringe. And more listener mail coming up. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bobandtomobandtom.com Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. With the price of just about everything going up, we thought we'd bring our prices down. So to help us, we brought in.

[Josh Arnold]

A reverse auctioneer, which is apparently a thing Mint Mobile unlimited premium wireless.

[Chick McGee]

30. 30. Better get 30.

[Josh Arnold]

Better get 20. 20.

[Chick McGee]

20.

[Josh Arnold]

Better get 20. 20.

[Chick McGee]

Better get 15.

[Josh Arnold]

15.

[Chick McGee]

15.

[Blake Clark]

15.

[Josh Arnold]

Just 15 bucks a month.

[Chick McGee]

Sold. Give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment.

[Christy Lee]

Of 45 for 3 month plan equivalent.

[Gracie Kanan]

To 15 per month.

[Josh Arnold]

Required new customer offer for first 3 months only.

[Gracie Kanan]

Speed slow after 35. Gigabytes of networks busy. Taxes and fees extra. See mint mobile.com.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

That was on me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello.

[Milana Vayntrub]

We could take bets on who's gonna do it.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello. Hello. We still have some listener mail if you'd like to join me in the.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

In the healing waters. Dear Bob and Tom Show, I stepped out of the shower yesterday, felt brave, so I remembered shaking my head and I screamed, you want any of this? Before I put it away, I got no response.

[Christy Lee]

I felt brave.

[Chick McGee]

And now I'm not allowed back in the gym locker room. Say what he did there. He said.

[Josh Arnold]

I Have a letter. But I'm. This is unfair because I'm going to tease us with it, and we're not going to do it until Tom gets back.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Because we're going to look forward.

[Chick McGee]

That'll give us something to look forward to.

[Josh Arnold]

This person who wrote in Jordan, he's from Utah. He says he's a speech therapist and he treats lisps. So do you know what this might.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Refer to me and Mrs. Jones?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. He has a definitive answer as to whether or not the lead singer is a definitive answer. And I'll tell you who's right. If it's Tom who's right, or if.

[Chick McGee]

It'S us who's right, Whether Billy Paul is lisping or he's saying Mrs. Jones.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I was on. I gotta tell you, I was. I agreed with Tom when he first brought it up. I thought Billy Paul was indeed lisping. But then we played it enough. I. I don't hear a lisp anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what you want? Here's my little secret.

[Milana Vayntrub]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

I hear a slight. I can tell. I can see why he thinks that. Why Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

But when Tom then does what his impression of it, it's so exaggerated myth that that's not at all what's happening.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

So I can't give him an inch because the man takes him off mile.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he does, doesn't he? Yes, at least a mile.

[Jeff Oskay]

So you know the answer, but we don't then. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is. This speech therapist says he. He does give us an answer.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

He also says he watched a video of it and that's really what clued him in.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, okay. Because he can see his mouth movement.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, at Tom show you had the story yesterday. The girls being scared by voices screaming when it was actually peacock screaming. Many years ago, my uncle worked with a guy who was running a chainsaw in the woods behind his house. He accidentally cut himself in the leg badly. He unfortunately laid there for a very long time screaming for help before someone came to his aid. The reason being, his neighbors had peacocks.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And everyone who lived in the neighborhood just thought it was the peacock screaming.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he should have known that in yellow.

[Chick McGee]

I'm bleeding. This is not a peacock. I'm a man, and someone sent me a video, and I'd show it to you guys, but it's really troubling. It's weasel eating a peacock on the side of the road.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

But the weasel is like trying to get into the peacock's jugular.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? Get to the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Kill vein.

[Chick McGee]

This. This conservation officer drives by and shoes the weasel away and saves the peacock.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, so the peacock doesn't get eaten.

[Chick McGee]

The peacock does not get eaten. But.

[Milana Vayntrub]

So unlike the osprey squirrel situation.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, but what, I mean, what do you do? It is nature. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Let it be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. As much as it bothers us and.

[Milana Vayntrub]

It'S gross, don't mess with mother nature. Did we not learn anything?

[Chick McGee]

No. You strangle the weasel. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You do in that instance.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe the weasel's out shopping for groceries for his family. You're right.

[Ace Cosby]

You think you could strangle a weasel?

[Milana Vayntrub]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like I'd be bitch hit 17 times.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Lord.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can you find the weasel eating the peacock on the side of the road? No.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a lot of wait. Right. Song.

[Milana Vayntrub]

But he doesn't eat it. Obviously he gets away. So.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a happy ending.

[Josh Arnold]

Now what if that weasel goes and starves and that's not what was meant.

[Chick McGee]

To happen and that causes, you know.

[Milana Vayntrub]

The whole family to starve. Food back to his kids.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. There could be weasel babies.

[Josh Arnold]

The butterfly wing weaslets.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Bob, at top show, as I listen on my hour long commute, you mentioned escaped peacocks. Last week I was delivering in a very shady area of rural Wisconsin dirt road. I thought I saw turkey walking in the ditch. I got about 20ft away, realized it was a peacock. Chick's comment yesterday made me think he might speed up for a peacock in the road where he won't change speed for geese. Let's see. And the Ben Franklin talk. We were talking.

[Milana Vayntrub]

We're talking about Ben Franklin five and dime store.

[Chick McGee]

I gave him flashbacks to summers, going to visit my grandparents. And no, I did not shoplift from Ben Franklin like you people. Are you the one who shoplifted from Ben Franklin?

[Josh Arnold]

Ben Franklin? No.

[Chick McGee]

Christian lip gloss.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Lip gloss, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

When I was 13 or 14, we walk over to Ben Franklin and get kid friendly fireworks.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, sparklers.

[Chick McGee]

Sparklers. And a rolling tank. I'm not.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you don't remember the tanks?

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember the rolling tanks. Wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

You lit them on the back.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it would roll a little bit and then it had little firecracker missiles that would really.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, I remember all we had were snakes. Remember those?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

That'll ruin your concrete.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, it will.

[Chick McGee]

And Josh's Cookie Monster dream. You were very upset when you were a child Washington watching Cookie Monster.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Because even as a young kid, I was like, man, you're doing it. You're just chewing them and they're falling out of your mouth. It's really better if you swallow them.

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing? How could you be making.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's just not a satisfying Cookie Monster.

[Chick McGee]

Not one cookie ever touched his lips. They didn't get the right kind of crumble, so they used something like decorated rice cakes in Cookie Monster scenes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how this guy knows.

[Josh Arnold]

This Hollywood magic man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's.

[Josh Arnold]

What if it's insigned to Oscar the Grouch.

[Chick McGee]

It'S from Shawano, Wisconsin. His Name's rich. And P.S. i'd like to send out happy anniversary to my wife of 27 years today.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

No, we can't do that. But thanks, Rich. I appreciate that.

[Josh Arnold]

What is 27? What's what anniversary is that?

[Chick McGee]

10.

[Josh Arnold]

Him.

[Chick McGee]

Get him 10.

[Milana Vayntrub]

As if any of us have reached that milestone.

[Chick McGee]

27 years. That's hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

What's a nice tin gift?

[Jeff Oskay]

Tobacco.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's a can of tuna.

[Chick McGee]

Tuna.

[Josh Arnold]

Tobacco.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see, from the from the sports world, from the wnba N WNBA Fans love the Indiana Fever's new Stranger Things uniforms. The team aware of them seven times during the rest of the season based on the number of people on social media going gaga for them, they are going to be a big hit. They start. They will wear them for the first time tonight. And they are the jerseys.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, those are cool.

[Chick McGee]

Indiana Fever. The Stranger Things font. I guess they look badass.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, they do.

[Chick McGee]

Season five of Stranger Things will be released in three parts, beginning with volume one.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Boo.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Boy, they really teased this along on.

[Chick McGee]

A little date I'd like to call my birthday. November 26th. Volume two will be released on Christmas with the finale a standalone release on New Year's Eve.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Has anybody in this room made it that far with Stranger Things?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm all caught up. I enjoy it.

[Christy Lee]

You are?

[Milana Vayntrub]

My girls love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think it's really well done.

[Chick McGee]

I like the first season and then I don't. I did not go back to it. And I still like I told you, I can't remember why I, I, I didn't go back.

[Josh Arnold]

You know who's a big WNBA fan? And they just pulled up. Mr. Paul Lynn, would you come in here, please?

[Jeff Oskay]

Coming in.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, nice to see you.

[Chick McGee]

How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you for joining us. Yes. Doing well.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. Good to be good.

[Josh Arnold]

Good. Now, Mr. Lynn, according to French chef Julia Child, how much is a pinch?

[Jeff Oskay]

Just enough to Turn her on.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Lynn, stopping. We know you have to go. You're busy. What if he did just float in and out of places. Just one. One joke. And then left.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I guess we're not the only ones who didn't make it to the 27th anniversary, because they don't even make a list for that. A traditional gift list for. It goes 25 and then it doesn't do anything until 30.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Milana Vayntrub]

The modern list suggests a sculpture.

[Christy Lee]

I like that. There's a. There's a traditional list and a modern list.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Traditionalist nothing. Modern list, sculpture.

[Josh Arnold]

What's 50?

[Milana Vayntrub]

50.

[Chick McGee]

It's gotta be something that's gold, right? Gold.

[Milana Vayntrub]

It's gold all the way.

[Chick McGee]

75 is platinum.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Platinum.

[Josh Arnold]

My grandparents made it to 75.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How is that possible?

[Milana Vayntrub]

75Th. It says diamond, but I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

They got married when they were six.

[Josh Arnold]

It was arranged.

[Chick McGee]

Grandma had large man hands.

[Josh Arnold]

They got married when they were what, 20? Something like that.

[Milana Vayntrub]

How old were. They were. They were 96.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Well into their. They were late 90s when they passed away.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't she die and then he passed.

[Josh Arnold]

Away or they're like six months later. And we kind of knew that would be the case.

[Milana Vayntrub]

That happens a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

And I remember, like, near, like my grandpa. My grandma had been dead for like four months. This is sad. But also kind of. And he was telling my aunt, oh, yeah, Betty is away on. She's on vacation. And I looked at my. I looked at my aunt. I said, if you correct him, I will throw you downstairs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Let him think. Continue to think.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Do you think they told him that or that.

[Chick McGee]

Is it a large.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think he went, oh, no, she's. Because he was very specific. And she's on vacation with.

[Milana Vayntrub]

He did not.

[Josh Arnold]

Millie.

[Jeff Oskay]

And he named herself.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he did.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

She's not here. And he's feeling.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, and he was 98 or whatever. Right.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You find that alarming or comforting that you're.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did he think she was kayaking when she could.

[Chick McGee]

Kayak? Kayaking.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if she's kayaking or bobsledding, but she's. Look at her enjoying herself.

[Chick McGee]

Left me here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Look better.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think it's comforting.

[Milana Vayntrub]

It is comforting, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The things you forget.

[Josh Arnold]

Professionals say. Anybody with dementia. Don't argue with them. Don't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It just makes. It just makes it so much.

[Christy Lee]

Accept their reality and just.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Be a part of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what if you don't come out too well in their reality? Oh, here comes my gay grandson. Or my.

[Christy Lee]

My that's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

What about this?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's okay, but what if you're not gay?

[Josh Arnold]

What about the angry dementia guy who's like, you owe me 500 and I'm gonna get it?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, I go visit my grandpa more often, but it cost me 500 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

Every time I think, honestly, it's find the common enemy. If they're mad, be mad with them. Yeah, like. Like gang up on somebody that's not there and you'll be fine.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

But you want to know what my grandma said when I asked her what the key to being married for 75 years is?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Patience. Yeah, I think that sounds about right.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

That's why mine never lasted.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotta be patient.

[Chick McGee]

I would explain a lot about my relationship.

[Josh Arnold]

They were so crazy in love. I don't know if I've ever seen two people more.

[Christy Lee]

That's great.

[Josh Arnold]

It was wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Milana Vayntrub]

That's a lot to live up to. Maybe that's why you've never married.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God, no. I think it's my latent homosexuality.

[Milana Vayntrub]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Looking at you, Oscar.

[Chick McGee]

Have you been talking to your grandpa again? We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Milana Vayntrub]

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[Chick McGee]

How fast are we talking?

[Gracie Kanan]

We're talking puzzle toys and lick pad.

[Josh Arnold]

Delivered so fast you can get this puppy under control fast.

[Milana Vayntrub]

We're talking chew toys at your door without really waiting.

[Josh Arnold]

Fast pads, cooling mat and pet him.

[Gracie Kanan]

Are Fast and fast.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's training T R E A T s faster than you can say sit Fast.

[Chick McGee]

And now we can all relax and.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Order these matching hoodies to get cozy and cute. Fast, fast.

[Chick McGee]

Free delivery.

[Milana Vayntrub]

It's on Prime.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee sitting at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Howdy.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker's across the way.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. Howdy, Jeff. Osu's over there.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's here. I'm Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

There's Chick mcgee. Where'd Ding Dong go?

[Milana Vayntrub]

I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

He's coming.

[Christy Lee]

He's looking for some strange.

[Chick McGee]

He's out there looking for something.

[Josh Arnold]

Sashaying in.

[Christy Lee]

I missed you so much while you were gone.

[Jeff Oskay]

I missed you, too.

[Chick McGee]

I, I was holding him up at the, the snack closet.

[Jeff Oskay]

He did it on purpose.

[Chick McGee]

I turned around and. Yeah, salt and vinegar potato chips. My Achilles heel. Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Are they good ones?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm watching.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm standing and I turn around and there's Pat just like, with this disgusting look on his face. So then I did the Josh Arnold and I put my finger on my lower level. Let's see what else I could get.

[Christy Lee]

From the green room. Ordered a new refrigerator.

[Jeff Oskay]

So I thought you weren't allowed to.

[Christy Lee]

I, I got, I got the permission from the boss's boss's boss. So, yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Make sure the door opens on the other side or.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's a mistake. He doesn't realize the problem that's going to.

[Chick McGee]

Cause here's what's going to happen. As soon as we get the new refrigerator opening on the other side, he'll go, I don't know what. It was much better when it opened.

[Christy Lee]

Well, here's the thing.

[Chick McGee]

Here's.

[Christy Lee]

Here's the nail in the coffin for this. Somebody broke or took the, The. The drawer at the bottom that holds the meat sticks.

[Ace Cosby]

No, it's in the dishwasher. I took it out because there were rotting strawberries in there. And I washed it. I d. In the trash and I washed it out and put it in the dishwasher. That's where it's at.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was broke.

[Ace Cosby]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I said, well, we've lost two of the rails.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody put the strawberries in there. Three days ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Me. Do you remember? Do you remember why?

[Chick McGee]

No. I opened the door and the strawberries fell out on the ground.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. And there really was no place. The fridge was so packed and the.

[Christy Lee]

Rails are Broke off. So we asked all this stuff.

[Chick McGee]

The rails are.

[Josh Arnold]

And so I went, hey, I'm gonna put the strawberries in the crisp where.

[Milana Vayntrub]

There'S supposed to go next to the.

[Josh Arnold]

But I. You know, I. Obviously, I didn't know they would rot then in the next few days.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess I could have guessed that.

[Jeff Oskay]

What do you think?

[Christy Lee]

We also have a bowl in the back to catch the. The. The leak from the freezer.

[Josh Arnold]

That freeze like now, Tom, on the new fridge, he said he only wanted 100. Fridge, no freezer.

[Christy Lee]

He said that.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

But according to our lease, it's not Tom's call. We'll get the refrigerator that they sent us.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

But I also think we kind of want a freezer. We get things in here.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't use a freezer.

[Chick McGee]

Run out. Time out. We're. We're renting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Gracie Kanan]

This.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We don't own the. What? Well, that doesn't seem very cost effective.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, one day we're going to own our own brick and mortar.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Welcome to the Bob and Tom store. What can I get you? This is my assistant, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

You go back in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys know that it went years ago?

[Chick McGee]

Running low on dick jokes.

[Josh Arnold]

About eight, nine years ago, it came down to you guys having a beautif. New building or hiring me.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. I do remember that. And Tom asked my opinion, and I said, what? And the next thing you know, here you are. So I guess he took what as yes. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And now Amazon owns that new building.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's a lesson for all of us.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Well, it's exciting. When do we get our refrigerator?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I was told that. That they're happy to order it and they'll get it to us asap.

[Josh Arnold]

Seven years is my gu.

[Chick McGee]

That's the best thing I've ever heard.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's nice. Yeah, Just let me know because I'll make room in my garage for that one.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You had to go down to Louisville and ask for permission to get a refrigerator?

[Christy Lee]

No, I used email.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

I give it a week till Tom goes. Why is there a dent in the door? It's like. Well, because it opens into a handle now. That's why there's a huge dent in the door.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

He wants me to move the handle up above the refrigerator. I'm not kidding. I'm not a joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, the door handle for the closet?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't just do that.

[Christy Lee]

I. I know, I know.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Why don't you just take the door off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We don't really need a door.

[Josh Arnold]

That's true.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You know what? I would just take the door off of that.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't we. We just.

[Milana Vayntrub]

He can store it and put it back on.

[Josh Arnold]

We got a thinking man over here.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Uhoh.

[Christy Lee]

What do you want to do, buddy?

[Josh Arnold]

I want. I heard the suggestion. So did I. I second it.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he said the easiest thing do.

[Chick McGee]

Let's do away with Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right, right.

[Chick McGee]

It's the easiest thing. We. Well, you can't move a door handle higher. He knows better than that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think he does.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I would just take.

[Josh Arnold]

Because he would pay somebody $17,000 to.

[Ace Cosby]

Do that and then he would go and have the law change so the code would allow him to move the.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. He didn't even think.

[Chick McGee]

And we'd have to hear for the rest of our lives. Here, let me show you something. You know I had the store handle moved up.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish you had been there. I know. I want all fridge. I hate freezers.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, I heard him.

[Jeff Oskay]

I hate freezers.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I heard him say that. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate freezers.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I hate a freezer.

[Chick McGee]

It's a freezer.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Where does he store his ice cream?

[Josh Arnold]

The only guy who's ever hated a freezer is the guy who died trapped in a walk in.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

At Outback one year.

[Chick McGee]

Christy.

[Ace Cosby]

Ice cream is out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You don't have ice cream at home.

[Christy Lee]

The freezer is on the bottom him.

[Josh Arnold]

So that's in most new fridges, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what I ordered.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh that's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that. That's good enough.

[Chick McGee]

That'll throw him.

[Christy Lee]

If it's out of his. If it's out of his eye shot, he'll be fine.

[Jeff Oskay]

But he has freezers. Freezers in his place, right?

[Milana Vayntrub]

I don't know. I've never.

[Josh Arnold]

He must have the deep freezer.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You're the only one that's been there.

[Christy Lee]

So now Jeffy's been.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Does he have a freezer? Freezer?

[Ace Cosby]

He has some stuff going on.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? He probably doesn't even know he has a freezer.

[Ace Cosby]

It's all cabinets. You can't tell what's what.

[Josh Arnold]

What. He's hard. It's hard to decide if. If you want to dayto day if you want to hate him or feel sorry for him.

[Christy Lee]

It is really is. Takes up so much of my brain space of like man. Because I feel like a part like I'm also defending him a lot. Cuz I. I do. I love him. I love him so much.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

And he's like our brother and yeah, we can make fun of him, but you better not.

[Christy Lee]

Other people do. No, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

Know, he says to me, he says, you like apartment living? I. I go, I do. He goes, I miss it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I miss it. So he often will wistfully talk about living in an apartment.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

He doesn't have to do anything.

[Jeff Oskay]

A lot going on at his house.

[Chick McGee]

He's speaking of stranger things. He's upside down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We have something for the ladies in the world of sports right now. An accidental feature for or. Or. Or Gentlemen listening. I don't know why I feel.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Feel like I'm.

[Chick McGee]

I'm bashing gays. This. I'm not. I don'. I'm just being silly. The Cleveland Browns will have new an alternate look for the 2025 NFL season that will live up to their nickname. On Wednesday, the team unveiled a new alternate helmet that is all brown with two orange stripes down the top. They showcase the helmet and their new new uniforms. If we could get a picture of that for you ladies. Now, if you'll notice, I'm not sure who that is in the back row on the left, but I'm not. And I'm not sure how long he's been in the NFL, but I think that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Reginald Girth.

[Chick McGee]

That is Reginald Widebody.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Holy hell.

[Josh Arnold]

Now those. They're not wearing cups. That's a. That's a penis and testicles.

[Chick McGee]

They. You would be surprised. I've told Tom this a million times. I don't know if he believes me or is not listening. Yeah, it's one of them NFL players don't. Do not wear.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know if they were.

[Blake Clark]

They never did.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know if they went for a photo shoot so that you wouldn't get. You wouldn't get definition, if you know what I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you can almost.

[Josh Arnold]

Because right now it looks like a Ken doll that they. A little too much material in that. That hump. Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Well, I have to say it's a much better look than the orange. It looks.

[Josh Arnold]

They look great.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It is borderline black, though. It is a very.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Almost a charcoal. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You guys laughed at me when I said they. They made the darker brown, but by gosh, they are.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I like the colors.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Shohei Otani hit a home run for the fifth consecutive game. I like that better than paying attention. Ohtani leads the National League with 37 home runs last night and a 12 year old little leaguer distraught at the prospect of missing his team's first state tournament game because he was suspended for flipping his bat after hitting a game winning home run. His father says Little League baseball copywritten promotes bat flipping celebrations on its social media accounts that don't result in punishment.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Marco Rocco's family. Did I say this?

[Josh Arnold]

Was he a gangster?

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. Marco Rocco's family has gone to court to seek an emergency temporary restraint restraining order that will allow him to play in the New Jersey State tournament that starts today.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a feeling we're gonna set a lot of.

[Chick McGee]

I think we are. He play. He was suspended after flipping his bat after hitting. Hey, judge.

[Josh Arnold]

Beautiful car.

[Jeff Oskay]

Shame this.

[Josh Arnold]

I was the starter.

[Christy Lee]

A good bat flip is so cool.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's mixed messaging, man. These kids are watching that stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Google. Jose Batista, Toronto Blue Jays bat flip. It's the most. It's the best Major League baseball highlight I've ever seen him.

[Christy Lee]

So sexy now.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he get in trouble?

[Chick McGee]

No, he did not. It's wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

So Major League can do it?

[Chick McGee]

No, not really.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Well, Major league is kind of an unwritten thing. And then.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

You'll get thrown at.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. You might get. You'll get brushed off the plate.

[Chick McGee]

Gotcha. But.

[Josh Arnold]

But, yeah, I mean, they're just trying to teach the kids a little bit of class or whatever, but at the same time. How old is he? 12. Yeah, he hit a home run or something or. He won the game. Yeah, he won the game.

[Chick McGee]

They're going to the tournament.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe go ahead and let him celebrate. It's a fine line. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And to me, it's up to the coaches.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We have a world record. Did you guys miss it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh.

[Chick McGee]

A British army veteran has become the first triple amputee to cross an ocean solo.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, one arm, no legs or one leg, no arms?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Guinness World record said Craig Wood made the journey aboard his 41 foot catamaran without any outside support.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have guessed. Craig Wood, zinc.

[Chick McGee]

You forgot to. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Wood, who lost both his legs and left hand in Afghanistan, sailed from Yalesco, Mexico, to Hiroshima, Japan. This story just gets better and better. Covering 8,630 miles in 90 days. Holy cow. Right? With his right hand. That was it.

[Josh Arnold]

No prosthetics.

[Chick McGee]

No go, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Good for this guy.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing, man. Oh, man. One hand, One hand. One hand, everybody. And that's sports for Right now, Christy.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to venture to say that's not a stupid world record. An insane accomplishment of human.

[Chick McGee]

Human. It's a true testament of the human spirit.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yes, it is.

[Ace Cosby]

But that it's lumped in with the same stuff as the guy who made 900 pieces of toast.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. You're like, no, totally unfair for that to be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but that guy who made toast had both arms.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, at least that guy can butter his toast.

[Chick McGee]

I think you'd have to start him.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Butter your toes with one hand.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think you're gonna break it or something.

[Christy Lee]

It's gonna fall off the counter.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, it's gotta be melt. It's gotta be butter that's been sitting out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. You don't want to. One of those col.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. We're talking about that little league kid who got thrown out because he flipped his bat and he can't. Right now, as I'm talking, he can't play in the state tournament, but the judge is trying to rule on it.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I guess I googled that Blue Jays thing. That was amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Here is Jose Batista hitting the home run. Watch how he flips his bat.

[Milana Vayntrub]

He's like, take that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like any of it.

[Christy Lee]

That's not a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

Respectful, I think.

[Chick McGee]

I think.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he looks like a total prick.

[Christy Lee]

I'm with you 100%.

[Jeff Oskay]

Disrespectful.

[Christy Lee]

No, the right bat flip is where you. Where you throw the end of the bat and it flips back a little bit. Like it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. I mean, guys just do that during batting practice.

[Christy Lee]

I know, but it's hot. I like it. It's so hot.

[Chick McGee]

Here he goes. Here he goes. Play it again. Boom.

[Josh Arnold]

See, this is prickish.

[Jeff Oskay]

Somebody.

[Chick McGee]

He could have hit somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like him at all.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Wasn't a grand slam too, or something. Oh, three. Three.

[Chick McGee]

I get excited seeing that. What the hell's wrong?

[Josh Arnold]

That is terrible sportsmanship.

[Chick McGee]

How do they do the bat where they flip it around and catch it by the knob again or something?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, would I practice that at Rawling's events when I worked for them.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Constantly practicing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you see it on the end on the Internet. People swinging the bat and floating around and catching the knob and how the.

[Josh Arnold]

Hell I got it one time and nobody was there to see.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I did. Christy.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yes. Pepsi has announced it's launching a prebiotic soda. The brand says it will have 30 calories, contain no artificial sweeteners, and 3 grams of prebiotic fiber.

[Ace Cosby]

Prebiotic probiotics.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Pepsi prebiotic. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

What's the pre.

[Chick McGee]

You're not a chemist.

[Josh Arnold]

I take both. I take pre and pro.

[Milana Vayntrub]

So do I. I take post.

[Josh Arnold]

When you have to eat poop.

[Chick McGee]

It's just a smart thing to do.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Pepsi Prebiotic Cola will be available in the original cola flavor and cherry vanilla.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how you're going to take this, but I don't think I can talk to you anymore.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Because I take prebiotics and post Bio.

[Ace Cosby]

What does a prebiotic. Like, what does it do?

[Milana Vayntrub]

It helps with the flora and flana in your stomach.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

The gut biome.

[Chick McGee]

Gut health back there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's all major. Major gut health. I had. I had the proper tests done, and they said you're missing this. You need that. You need.

[Christy Lee]

But it also can affect your mental health.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

It's crazy how much should look into it.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's. Isn't it 80% of all bodily health is in your gut.

[Christy Lee]

It's your second brain. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're getting colds a lot, it's probably because of your gut. Really? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. We have. We have secret video of. We. They filmed. They taped. They recorded Josh at Rawlings with the bat flip trail.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, I was.

[Chick McGee]

See, here we go. There. Look. Look at it. Did you do this, Josh? That's kind of stuff. Look at this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep, that's. I swear I did it once.

[Christy Lee]

So cool.

[Josh Arnold]

And I. I promise you, I. It was an accident because I was practicing and practicing and there's. I do not have. I simply don't have the coordination to do it. So it. It act. It happened accidentally because I couldn't redo it again.

[Jeff Oskay]

You look so much younger in that video.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And very Asian.

[Chick McGee]

Different culture.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I lived in Korea for a couple years. You know, like people live in London for a year, they come back, they have a slight accent.

[Chick McGee]

The whole thing. Yeah. What's coming up in news, Christy?

[Milana Vayntrub]

We're gonna have Christmas in July. Facts. We're gonna have a Mr. Obvious story about income and dating.

[Chick McGee]

I love that guy.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Huh? And we have a hiker that was attacked by a brown bear in Alaska. Duh. Another Mr. Obvious, I guess. Don't hike alone.

[Chick McGee]

Leave bears alone. They don't want anything to do with it.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Well, I don't think she wanted anything to do with the bear either.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and tom. Bob and tom.com.

[Christy Lee]

On WhatsApp, no one can see or hear your personal messages.

[Chick McGee]

Whether it's a voice call message or.

[Christy Lee]

Sending a password to WhatsApp, it's all just this.

[Gracie Kanan]

So whether you're sharing the streaming password.

[Christy Lee]

In the family chat or trading those late night voice messages that could basically become a podcast, your personal messages stay between you, your friends and your family. No one else, not even us.

[Gracie Kanan]

WhatsApp message privately with everyone.

[Chick McGee]

Hills, welcome back.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

Come on, John.

[Christy Lee]

You guys are doing good.

[Josh Arnold]

We were.

[Chick McGee]

We were doing real good.

[Josh Arnold]

Now what do we do?

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News. I can't find today in history. Oh, here it is. Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

You both are such good actors that I don't know if you're. If you're being serious or not right now.

[Josh Arnold]

I was looking at a bill I just received, so I was definitely. That was real. I was not doing my job.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You need some money? I'll give you a little money.

[Josh Arnold]

$218.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm gonna need that by Friday.

[Chick McGee]

It's time for the unbelievable, fabulous today in history. July 24th. Any birthdays in the room? Any?

[Josh Arnold]

No, not today.

[Chick McGee]

I've gone on July 24th on this date in 1802. Alexander. Dumbass. I'm sorry, what?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Alexander Dumas. My favorite book of all time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Count of Monte Cristo had a deli, right?

[Josh Arnold]

He did, yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

What a story, man.

[Chick McGee]

What a story.

[Ace Cosby]

What a horrible sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

The Three Musketeers.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You don't like a Monte Cristo?

[Ace Cosby]

No. You're. You're dipping it. And powdered sugar.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not familiar with it.

[Chick McGee]

What is the out. What is the recipe for the Mighty Crisp?

[Milana Vayntrub]

It's ham and cheese and you deep fry it and then put powdered sugar on it.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know you put powdered sugar on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

What are you doing?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

How do you do that in jail?

[Milana Vayntrub]

He got out.

[Chick McGee]

How does he get the food through the mask?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, he got out of the other.

[Chick McGee]

Was he wearing a mask?

[Josh Arnold]

That was the man in the Iron Mask.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

We went with you, though.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I thought they put him in a mask. Count of Monica. Two slices of white bread containing ham, turkey or chicken, slices of Swiss cheese dipped in Beaten egg and fried in butter and then powdered sugar. Powdered sugar.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never. Boy, I've never finished one. And I know. Know there are jokes that you guys could make, but I have.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Because of that, Jeff. It's like, what are we doing?

[Christy Lee]

I don't get the powdered sugar part.

[Ace Cosby]

That's what. That's where I'm at.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Sweet salt. You don't like sweet and salty.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's essentially French toast with.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Ham and. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Look at that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Look at that.

[Ace Cosby]

So about.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd rather just have a ham and cheese sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

So what's the one where you melt the cheese outside?

[Josh Arnold]

On top of that's a croque madame.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Outside. I mean, now. Now we're talking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've had.

[Milana Vayntrub]

With one of them as an egg.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. Oh, okay. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Croak sandwich. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I never heard of that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I love those.

[Josh Arnold]

And then there's a Welsh rare bit that also. I'm serious. It has that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes known as a Welsh rabbit, but there's not actually rabbit in it.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the Internet, they never let me down. I looked up Monte Cristo sandwich recipes, and then it. What is Snoop Dogg's favorite sandwich?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Well, what is.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it I'll bite the one he eats while his buddy in the car kills somebody?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you're going way back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Fried baloney sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

An accomplice to murders. There's Snoop Dog, never forget.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't kill him. Let's see. He likes fried baloney sandwiches.

[Milana Vayntrub]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Amelia Earhart. Burn. Born on. Born on this day. What? 1897. What a life story.

[Josh Arnold]

Say she burned.

[Chick McGee]

Amelia Earhart, born 1897.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Zelda Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitz.

[Chick McGee]

Zelda, 1900. Linda Carter, Wonder Woman. TV's Wonder Woman 1951.

[Josh Arnold]

A real, real knockout. I didn't know it as a kid, and now I see pictures.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I never noticed it either when I was watching Wonder Woman, and then all of a sudden, you know, you get these things on your.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Flashbacks on Instagram.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Right. Gus Van Sant, who's expert at everything and doesn't know it. I always think savant when I go, oh, I see. Why am I playing Careless Whisper? I will Jason, if you like.

[Josh Arnold]

Terrific production. Is it George Michael's birthday?

[Christy Lee]

No, just romantic music.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, about Linda Carter. Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

No, he's shaking his head.

[Josh Arnold]

I prefer. Have you heard seether's cover of Careless Whisper?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I'm With Tom on this, Are they in mass? Singing and grunting?

[Christy Lee]

Not at all.

[Chick McGee]

Dances either?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. But I. I liked the knee jerk attack.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let's hear a little bit of it then.

[Milana Vayntrub]

He's working on it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's pretty much the same thing, only slightly heavier.

[Chick McGee]

And if you're gonna buy Bonds, buy Barry Bonds. He was born on this day in 1964.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, I really not one of my favorites. Kristen Chenoweth. Born on this day.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Tiny little.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like her voice. I don't like her hatchet face. I don't like any of it.

[Josh Arnold]

She sings.

[Milana Vayntrub]

She sings very high. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Glad we star.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Pleasant enough.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

The original. Wicked. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Hatchet face might have gone too far, but she's very, very sharp. Jennifer Lopez, JLo having trouble making new music, Right. Did I hear that? Did I see that on the Internet?

[Milana Vayntrub]

She's having trouble all around.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw some clickbait that said she was having sex or simulating sex on stage.

[Milana Vayntrub]

She was with her dancer.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Milana Vayntrub]

It was.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that what pop stars did?

[Christy Lee]

They all.

[Chick McGee]

I thought that was. Or they call it Thursday during.

[Milana Vayntrub]

She was on all fours and he was behind her. So he was watching the hockey. They were both watch.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever you're into.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday to Elizabeth Moss. Handmade.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Handmade.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Bindy Irwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You got a real bad.

[Chick McGee]

Steve Irwin's little girl on this day in 1911.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Handmaid's tale.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

Better.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Better stop.

[Josh Arnold]

Why? Just being idiots.

[Chick McGee]

1911, Machu Picchu was discovered.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I. I would really love to go. Would you really love to go? Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I didn't know much about it and I watched a show the other day. It does look pretty fascinating.

[Josh Arnold]

You know much about Machu?

[Milana Vayntrub]

I don't much know about Machu.

[Chick McGee]

Macho Pichu. I don't much biology on this day in 1984. Everybody say, thank you, Jason. Thank you, Jason.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Here's the Caesar.

[Milana Vayntrub]

This is a lot better.

[Chick McGee]

Careless Whisper was released in 1984.

[Jeff Oskay]

On this day, just by the way, George Michael.

[Chick McGee]

Intended by George Michael. This is fine. Where's the vocal? Is there a vocal?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Be patient. Comes in at the right time.

[Chick McGee]

It really takes its time, doesn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

The guy, the lead singer, see there, has an incredible voice.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. I like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, good.

[Chick McGee]

I think I do like this one a little better. I stand correct.

[Josh Arnold]

It's all right.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the original too, though. Isn't it fun to sing along to?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, of course. Yeah. Who didn't like Little George Michael or Wham?

[Josh Arnold]

Shouldn't the song have been called though? Never Gonna Dance Again. That's how everybody knows.

[Chick McGee]

Play Never Gonna Dance Again. You mean Carol Swissburg? No.

[Jeff Oskay]

He Cheated is what he gets.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Oh, and I. For my money, the Bob Dylan movie, what was it called?

[Jeff Oskay]

Complete Unknown.

[Chick McGee]

Nope, that's not it.

[Christy Lee]

Bob Dylan.

[Chick McGee]

Dylan movie. Bob Dylan movies, what it's called. No, it is complete unknown. Actually the best part for me in the movies when they. Al Cooper sits down at the organ and accidentally plays the intro that everybody loves.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This was released in 1965. Like a rolling Stone.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, this just makes you smile.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's good. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Think of that without. Without an organ, though. It's not the same thing. Once upon his.

[Josh Arnold]

I prefer the. The Mud Vein cover.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Here's Christy Lee. Does a one man show. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Jeff Oskay]

Get on. This is my least favorite.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I agree. I didn't want to sit here and be the naysayer.

[Christy Lee]

But I love the instrumental though.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it too. At least he's having fun.

[Chick McGee]

Look so proud. Proud, loud. What is it?

[Ace Cosby]

I love it. This is one of my favorites of this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah, I like it. That's a good one.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like Tangles.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, nice for you.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I like that song. And I like even better Christie's imitation of Bob.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she nailed it.

[Chick McGee]

Hopefully we can get that again later.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Ah, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

What's coming up in news, Christy?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Coming up we have our guests, I believe in the next hour. Also, we have Christmas in July when you relax.

[Josh Arnold]

We want them to come in.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, we do.

[Christy Lee]

I do too.

[Milana Vayntrub]

We have an escaped emu being wrestled by police. That's always fun.

[Chick McGee]

Get it?

[Milana Vayntrub]

And of course we have Stevie Nicks and Lindsay Buckingham in the news today.

[Chick McGee]

I love those kids.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Chick, if you're holding on to those. If you have five of those records.

[Chick McGee]

Four. Yeah, maybe five.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah. They are high. Highly coveted.

[Chick McGee]

Buckingham Nicks.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, the original.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do they do Landslide on those records?

[Chick McGee]

I can't bring up the track listing in my brain, but I can look for it. I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

The Smashing Pumpkins cover of that is really.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Crying in the Night's already been released as a single, dear.

[Chick McGee]

That's my favorite one off that album. See the record?

[Josh Arnold]

People like a song called Crying in the Night.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's your favorite.

[Chick McGee]

Crying in the Night. Perenn. Beaten in the Night is what it is. This is you know, I hope the shows would get better and by God they have. At my expense. And I'm more than willing. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom show from the award winning morning show on.

[Josh Arnold]

America's favorite radio station, the Ticket, the Musers, the podcast.

[Chick McGee]

So right now we're podcasting? No, not yet. He just put us on. No, I was accidentally podcasting. We were for a second, but we're not now. Well, we want to. We want to start intentionally podcasting. That was accidental. That was a false start. 3, 3, 2, 1. Every Wednesday, Junior Miller, George Dunham and Gordon Keith drop a new episode of the Musers the podcast.

[Josh Arnold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

At Greenwood Park Mall.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the. That was.

[Chick McGee]

Was beautiful. We finally did it together. I start having fun and I forget.

[Josh Arnold]

We all do.

[Chick McGee]

That's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. And there's. We'll do every other one do pack. There's M G. Hey, there's Jess Hooker.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. Ace Cosby across the way. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Jeff Oski.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, buddy.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

That's Josh Ar and that's Chick McGee. Thank you.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah. Teamwork.

[Chick McGee]

Teamwork makes the dream work. Beautiful. Wouldn't you, Mike, like to find out who came up with that and go. Go talk to him for about five minutes?

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Stomp on their foot.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable request. Amazing requests already coming through on our our emails and our our faxes for Christy to recreate. I don't think I can recreate Tribute to Bob dy.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't you.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you? Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

You guys are about the same size.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Is he little?

[Milana Vayntrub]

He's a tiny, tiny guy.

[Christy Lee]

I thought he was always really tall, just thin.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no, he's short.

[Chick McGee]

You know who else is tiny? I don't think he's five' five, five' four. Lou Reed.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Five, four, five, five. Yeah. Tom and I play poker with him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I never knew that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, tiny one.

[Josh Arnold]

Irritating little prick.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's always been right.

[Chick McGee]

He's got that small man's thing. So you take him to a bar, he'll start a fight junk like.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, Blue reek. Look it up.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Prince was a little guy. Do you think he started bar fights?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick, you know you've always said is a total a hole and Tom argues it. But I went on a deep dive and everyone says he's a total a hole. Is Mike Love.

[Chick McGee]

Mike Love? Is he absolutely. At the Rock and Roll hall speech.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Tom have lunch with him or something?

[Josh Arnold]

I think Tom met him once and it was okay or something.

[Chick McGee]

Goog.

[Christy Lee]

But Tom is the defender of a holes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's what he does.

[Chick McGee]

We. We wouldn't say Tom is an a hole, but he. He knows when the meeting is. Let's just leave it there, right? Google Mike Love and Grammy Rock Roll hall of Fame.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh my God.

[Chick McGee]

Speech about the Beatles for no reason.

[Josh Arnold]

Embarrassing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Who is Mike Love?

[Josh Arnold]

He was a Beach boy. Thank you though, because there are people out there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. Thank you.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

It says here Bob Dylan, 5 7. I think that.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Well, he's probably shrunk a little bit. He's older.

[Jeff Oskay]

Once upon a time, I was five, nine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Sadly I. And I don't like to say this, but it was one of the worst concerts I've ever seen.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

I've seen him six times. Three of those horrible and three were amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good, good.

[Milana Vayntrub]

And not in a row seen Bob Dylan six times.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You could knock me over with a feather right now. I would. No idea. I would not. I do not see you as a Bob Dylan fan.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're just an old hippie, aren't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

And speaking of the Internet, we all know that it's lies. Lou reed said it's 5:10 here on the Internet. There's no way I stood next to Lou Reed. He's no way. 5. He's. He's Christy and Jess's size.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. A lot of those go deal. He was crazy short, wasn't he? Yeah. Yeah, he was. He was.

[Jeff Oskay]

And all those guys are short. Even Keith Richards is short.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Who did you say?

[Jeff Oskay]

Mick Jagger.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Three Stooges are all short.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Peter Dinklage is short.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, real short.

[Jeff Oskay]

Says here he's 5:12.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know he's the new Toxic Crusader. I'm very excited.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what that is.

[Josh Arnold]

A movie from the 80s. A series of movies from the Troma People. These low budget, gross horror comedy kind of thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's the new Toxic Adventure. A janitor who gets spilled toxic waste gets spilled on him and he becomes a gross superhero. Yeah, I have them all on dvd. You do?

[Chick McGee]

Get me Dinklage is what I. I think there's a studio head that screams that at least once a day. Get me Dinklage.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, people, I. Hell of an actor. Yeah, he's great.

[Chick McGee]

The station. Yeah, go Watch that and see if you don't go right to bed for six weeks. Christy, what's going on over there at the news desk?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Well, from the Mr. Obvious Institute.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, go ahead.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Researchers say if you're trying to find a romantic partner, you might try getting a pay raise first.

[Chick McGee]

Now, now this doesn't. A study put either men or women in a very good light. Right.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Published in the Journal of Marriage and Family found single adults with higher incomes were more likely to say they wanted a partner, felt more ready to do date and were more likely to begin a relationship within the next year. People. The scientists at the University of Toronto and Carrollton University discovered people with more money did not report enjoying their single lives more than those with less income. Rather strongly associated with a greater desire for a romantic relationship.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how good being single is. You can be poor and single and you're equally as happy as being rich and single. Single.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, I believe that.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Study participants who had more money were also more likely to have entered into a relationship within six months. H. Because people.

[Josh Arnold]

It makes sense. You're put together, you got your.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You can afford to date.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're fine. Less stress.

[Chick McGee]

You can hire sex.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, Yes.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of disposable income. Why don't you try that? Have you ever purchased sex?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's paid for it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've never.

[Ace Cosby]

Still paying for it.

[Chick McGee]

I'd laugh at. I'd laugh at her wise ass comment if I could. Yeah. Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Well. The husband and wife from Connecticut apparently weren't happy. They were arrested for joining the Mile High club on a JetBlue flight.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Milana Vayntrub]

According to a probable cause affidavit, the 42 year old woman, Trista Riley and a 43 year old man by the name of Christopher Arnold or traveling to Sarasota, Florida when they engaged in lewd or lascivious exhibition. A flight attendant told police that several youths and their mother witnessed the couple performing in sexual activity on board the flight.

[Josh Arnold]

They weren't even in the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

What about the children?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Apparently the couple. Apparently. The witness reported going to the couple's seat seats and witnessing the woman making up and down movements with her head while she was face down on the man's lap.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

So it was an intercourse. Yeah. All right.

[Milana Vayntrub]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think that's Mile High Club.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so either.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's Skyhead.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Is that a different.

[Chick McGee]

Skyhead is absolutely a different category.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I don't know know.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw this Happening on.

[Chick McGee]

So you're saying an orgasm is in. In a plane is mile high.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's what I think.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Because you could do that by yourself, that wouldn't count.

[Christy Lee]

But I think that they're categories and you want to check all of them off at some point.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. I saw sky head happening.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Did you really?

[Josh Arnold]

The stewardess came over to me and said, sir, please stop masturbating. I said, tell them to stop having sky. You get. You get them to stop. I promise you I'll stop.

[Chick McGee]

You're flesh and blood.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you want to do here? You think I can keep watching? Ms. Maisel? When I got that going on.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Over 140 people became sick with a stomach virus on a Royal Caribbean cruise. Again, according to the sitter. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

[Chick McGee]

I keep almost. Almost taking a cruise once or twice.

[Milana Vayntrub]

A year happened on the Navigator of the seas. During its 4th of July to July 11th voyage, the ship sailed from LA to a few stops in Mexico. Well, there you go. Including Cabo San Lucas, one of it.

[Chick McGee]

Went from LA to San Bernardino.

[Milana Vayntrub]

134 passengers, 7 crew members sickened by a gastrointestinal illness. We all know that that leads to. The CDC said the cause of the spread of that illness is not known at this time. But norovirus is often the cause of these outbreaks on cruise ships.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, you got something over there for us? There we go.

[Jeff Oskay]

See all the tourists in Kabul buying those big sombreros filling up on salty meat margaritas. Oh, cruise ship people, Cheryl, Cruise ship.

[Ace Cosby]

Cruise ship people.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure. You got to be careful when you.

[Chick McGee]

I know, I know. You're doing a hell of a job.

[Jeff Oskay]

People sure love fajitas. They eat the tacos. Tamales and taquitos. Chips with salsa and burritos. They have nachos, ceviche and too much alcohol. What do they do before their next port of call? They gotta take a ship. A big old ship. After the beans and guacamole dip, they take a huge ship after tortilla chips. Then they drop a deuce on the boat. Plop, plop, plop. Lots of mistakes in that song, man.

[Chick McGee]

Are you really.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was not really ready.

[Chick McGee]

You gave me the eyes.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You had the guitar in hand.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, no, no, no. I mean personally.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You did a wonderful job. Don't you worry. Don't beat yourself up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Kill myself.

[Josh Arnold]

Lord. Now we have to give a phone number.

[Chick McGee]

We have guests coming up. Gracie Canon and Melania Vru. Should have gone with Villy Van Johnson or something, right? Or something.

[Josh Arnold]

I think she's allowed to have.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever. We'll talk. We'll talk to her about it. Silac Insurance Company. The stock market, or shall I say the shock market.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Is on a wild ride. It's up and down, sideways. Well, you get the boy.

[Josh Arnold]

I should have bought it.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin is in the performance room. We've got Ace Cosby there. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Josh Arnold. And Chick. We're joined by two very terrific guests.

[Chick McGee]

I guess. Are we comedians?

[Gracie Kanan]

Do we like them even? Are they terrific?

[Christy Lee]

Can we ever make his work?

[Chick McGee]

Darn him.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a very trustworthy person.

[Christy Lee]

Does he just say that about everybody?

[Josh Arnold]

I do not.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I enjoy my AT&T phone service. That's all I know.

[Gracie Kanan]

Every time you say that, I get a small commission.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, this is Milana Vine. Trub.

[Pat Godwin]

Nailed it.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Gracie Kanan]

Yeah. You nailed it. What's funny is Gracie's name is way easier, but everyone gets that one wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Canon Canan.

[Pat Godwin]

But I literally don't care. And there's like eight different ways to pronounce it.

[Chick McGee]

See, you got to go with old Hollywood. You should be Grace Collins. And you should be Millie Van Johnson.

[Gracie Kanan]

Vanilli.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I like Milli Vanilli.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Grace went Old Testament.

[Pat Godwin]

I did. I'm very biblical for a comedian.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. That's.

[Gracie Kanan]

And I went old. Plagiarism.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice. Who's on your shirt, Gracie?

[Pat Godwin]

Beyonce. I went to Cowboy Carter and it changed my life. I cried so hard.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad you brought this up. Queen bee tells us, don't use just one body wash. Don't use just one shampoo. Mix them.

[Pat Godwin]

This is a. This is true.

[Chick McGee]

Mix them together and then you have your.

[Josh Arnold]

So do you live by that?

[Chick McGee]

I live by that. I have, like, nine what do you mix in there? I'm very non male, so.

[Pat Godwin]

So, no, I have confession time.

[Chick McGee]

I have, like, 20, 25 shower body washes. I am not 25. 10.

[Milana Vayntrub]

And you mix them together.

[Chick McGee]

And I mix them all together with a standard. With my base.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I'm making a fist with my base.

[Milana Vayntrub]

What's your base?

[Chick McGee]

My base is shea butter.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Black soap or something like. Like that. And then I take my.

[Gracie Kanan]

Wait, wait, don't tell us the rest. We should all go around and sniff him.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we should. I do the same thing with my shampoo. I mix two shampoos together. And therefore, queen bee told me I have my own set.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, now King C does his thing. That's great.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, King.

[Chick McGee]

So what do you guys. Yeah. What do either one of you do in the shower? Go ahead.

[Gracie Kanan]

Way to start.

[Pat Godwin]

Cry on the floor.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Anyone else? It's a great way to start your day, honestly.

[Chick McGee]

Is it. Is it common knowledge that I just learned this recently? You should actually. Well, I saw it in the Big Chill.

[Gracie Kanan]

What just came out.

[Chick McGee]

You're supposed to. Thank you. Thank you, Millie. No, you're supposed to cry in the shower. Did you know this? I don't know. That's where you're supposed to do all your crying. If you cry.

[Milana Vayntrub]

So people don't know that you're crying, I guess.

[Gracie Kanan]

Cathartic place to have thoughts. I mean, it's like one of the rare places where we don't have our phones, we don't have any distractions. So anytime I have an original thought, it's in the shower.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, a lot of times that is where.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, now I've got my shower. Another thing. I've got eucalyptus going in the shower. I got the vapor pucks.

[Gracie Kanan]

Wait, you have, like, the actual eucalyptus leaf?

[Chick McGee]

My daughter at one point, my daughter every now and then brings me a Euclid eucalyptus branch. And you hang it from your shower. Yes, you do.

[Josh Arnold]

ENYA playing.

[Chick McGee]

I have a suction cup. I have a suction cup. Magnet for my phone that goes up on the wall.

[Josh Arnold]

I disagree, Christy. I think this is quite.

[Gracie Kanan]

So you do take your phone into the shower.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Take your phone into the shower.

[Pat Godwin]

You run a small business from the shower?

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Pat Godwin]

That's really stressful.

[Josh Arnold]

It does sound like more. More like a boutique, doesn't it? Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

How big is your shower?

[Gracie Kanan]

And how many other people are in there with you?

[Chick McGee]

Eight. About three. The busiest times? No, I just. I. That's where I listen to music and sometimes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha, Gotcha.

[Gracie Kanan]

Okay, that's beautiful. I love your self care ritual. Never could have.

[Chick McGee]

I'm very self. I'm very self involved. I'm not, I'm not finding what I'm. I'm not liking what I'm finding, but no.

[Josh Arnold]

We're joined by Milana Vayntrub and Gracie Cannon. Gracie, are you. Do you live in New York?

[Pat Godwin]

I do, I do. We're representing both coasts right now. I live in Brooklyn.

[Gracie Kanan]

I live in la.

[Pat Godwin]

We are.

[Gracie Kanan]

And so we're just here disagreeing about the weather mostly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Gracie Kanan]

I'm like, it's so swampy. She's like, this is nothing compared to the city.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm like, this is breezy in the city. It's just, it feels like, I don't know, it feels like a greenhouse or something.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Too many building, they're too tall.

[Pat Godwin]

Too many people, too many rats. Honestly, my roommate is a rat. It's insane. Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Have you ever seen the documentary Rent?

[Pat Godwin]

He pays more. He's actually my landlord so, you know, it's just nice to be out.

[Chick McGee]

What's that documentary called, Josh? The Rats.

[Josh Arnold]

Rats by Morgan Spurlock. Seen that one.

[Chick McGee]

And they go out and there's this pile of garbage and it's late at night and they go and hit a stick and all in. The entire pile of garbage move. It's in New York City and just all the rats.

[Pat Godwin]

Why would you make a documentary about that? That's heroing.

[Josh Arnold]

It's pretty wild. Yeah. And then he goes, you know, down deep into the subway system.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Gracie Kanan]

Why would you keep putting rat food on the street? Big bags on a schedule.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See, they think.

[Milana Vayntrub]

A good point.

[Chick McGee]

The rats don't know, but the rats. The rats know the rats.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Chicago has them bad.

[Chick McGee]

Chicago has them bad.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh yeah, yeah. My daughters live in Chicago and I've walking down the sidewalk and all of a sudden.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you. So you have roommates or you don't?

[Pat Godwin]

I have a roommate. You guys want to hear everything? Something that everyone thinks is crazy. I live with my ex boyfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. We're like bff.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now is he just saying we're best friends?

[Gracie Kanan]

No, no, no, we did.

[Chick McGee]

Hopefully she's going to see me again any second.

[Gracie Kanan]

Is he trying to weasel his way back in?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely not. We are both disgusted by.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's really sweet that you think that. He has a girlfriend and she has.

[Pat Godwin]

The same name as me. Not last name, but yeah. New York, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Gracie Kanan]

You know what they say. There's just not a lot of people in New York. It is hard to meet people, right?

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Would you like Gracie? It's amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So are you. Are you dating?

[Pat Godwin]

Am I dating in New York? Yeah, I am. Yeah. I. I am dating in New York.

[Chick McGee]

And you're dating.

[Pat Godwin]

Questions welcome.

[Chick McGee]

Are you dating a guy with the same name as your old boy?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's exclusive. Exclusively. My criteria, actually.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a filter by Hinge that you can do that by name. No, I am dating. I've. I've been pretty cynical about it. Not in like a bad way, but I'm seeing someone that is. Has been all green flags recently, so I gotta block him. Yeah, that's not good for my brand.

[Chick McGee]

Honestly, if you want a cynical dating story. Yeah. Remember this from Nick, our friend, comedian Nick Griffin.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Which one?

[Chick McGee]

He started. He said he was going to start dating. Dating and it was going to be a coffee date. And he said no matter. From this point forward, no matter who I met for coffee, I would end the date with the kiss. I was going. I was going to kiss that. That woman no matter what.

[Josh Arnold]

What was his. I don't. Because Nick's not that guy.

[Chick McGee]

No, he's not that guy at all.

[Josh Arnold]

What was his?

[Chick McGee]

The sweetest guy ever. But I. I don't. I think he thought it was from a comedian angle he thought would be interesting and might lead to some. And it didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

He also does kind of have a fear of commitment. So this is a. This way of like making sure no one. No one's gonna follow up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you said you would not. I was in the parking lot of Avons and making out at 11:15 in the morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that one. That one went well.

[Chick McGee]

That one went well.

[Gracie Kanan]

I feel like I might have gone on a date with this guy. I don't know who it is, but I've definitely been. Attempted to kiss at the end of a date and been like there were no cues for you that this was okay. What makes you think you should lean into now?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah. What an awkward moment.

[Chick McGee]

Or there's nothing worse than the lead in the. The. Just the lean.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing worse.

[Chick McGee]

That's the best. Well, no, it's awkward. I mean, not.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Not if it's not reciprocated. Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's. That is. Yeah. You kind of have to meet each other halfway. You know what I mean? Like that scene from Horse Whisperer.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

We.

[Pat Godwin]

We are Horse Whisperer. Big chill. We are really getting niche today.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, horse. You have to let them come to you.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of current. Another. No, not a current movie. Yeah. So you guys are crisscrossing the country with crybabies. Okay. A lot of improv over here doing stand up and things. Is that what you're doing?

[Gracie Kanan]

Yeah. Yeah. Well the problem with me and Gracie is that we like doing everything. We. We're in Indianapolis right now because we had a short at this at Indie fest last night.

[Milana Vayntrub]

May I say thank you? I'm on the film board.

[Chick McGee]

You are.

[Pat Godwin]

And thank you. Thank you, Heartland Films.

[Chick McGee]

I'm pretty sure she's okayed the short. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

And about wishing $300.

[Gracie Kanan]

So thank you for allowing us to bribe you.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Thank you.

[Gracie Kanan]

Yeah, it was. It's such a fun festival. So honestly thanks to everybody who has anything to do with it. But we co wrote it. Gracie Ax in it, I directed it, we edited it together. We're both incredibly resourceful cuz we come from like a broken childhood friend.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Welcome to the room.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're among friends.

[Gracie Kanan]

And so we're constantly just trying to prove ourselves and any idea we have, we tried to capitalize on. And so standup is one of those things that we really enjoy doing and it's such a self starter business, you know, like you really don't need much but a mic and an audience and luckily people keep showing up to our shows, so. And I have a big, big hole in my heart that I could only fill with strangers laughter. So I have to keep doing it or I die.

[Milana Vayntrub]

What's the name of your show?

[Josh Arnold]

You will pass away.

[Pat Godwin]

I will, I will.

[Gracie Kanan]

Thank you for laughing. Right. Because I was getting low.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, I could sense it.

[Milana Vayntrub]

What's the name of your short?

[Gracie Kanan]

It's called Booties.

[Pat Godwin]

Booties. B O O T I E apostrophe S. I know there's a lot of different. No, I'm kidding.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Hey, Josh. Something about that ass.

[Josh Arnold]

I would imagine it.

[Gracie Kanan]

There's a little bit of ass in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe some. Some pun work as well. Maybe also.

[Pat Godwin]

No, there's no. There's not really words.

[Gracie Kanan]

It's just ass.

[Pat Godwin]

45 minutes, no dialogue.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. I can't. Can't wait to watch it again.

[Gracie Kanan]

All slow mo. It's just a short slow mo of a thong walking away.

[Milana Vayntrub]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

It's really fun.

[Gracie Kanan]

Anyway, we're so honored to be amongst the other films here.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And it's going on till it's going until Sunday. I have. This is the natural comedy host in me where I'm always just like Plugging whoever.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I'm like, last night was the only night I couldn't go. Thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

When you both do stand up, do you also get on stage concept currently, as well.

[Pat Godwin]

We should. I know people have been asking that, but I don't know, I. I would feel personally bad because I'm a little bit. Milana has longer than me. Yeah. And I just would really overshadow you. No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

It's hard.

[Pat Godwin]

Milana has like a really polished improv background, as you can kind of tell. And I'm more like a feral comedy raccoon. You know what I mean? I just have no filter and I come out, so it's like I wouldn't want to bring her down and say something insane. If I'm going to do that, I'm going to do it like, separate from her. So she's like, I do not condone this.

[Gracie Kanan]

And I think it would be weird for me because I love Gracie so much. I have so much respect for her, but she's also the easiest person to make fun of. So I just feel like I could possibly squash her.

[Pat Godwin]

It's so much ammo and I love it. I love it. It makes me feel so loved.

[Gracie Kanan]

She has no secrets.

[Pat Godwin]

No. It's really bad.

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe you could see one night, Josh, with the girls. You could.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Gracie Kanan]

What are you doing tonight?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, tonight I do have no. No plans.

[Milana Vayntrub]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't. MC boy.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You have a good improv background.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's been so long since I've emceed.

[Milana Vayntrub]

It's so funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right, you can headline. How's that? Does that make you feel better? How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

It's been a couple months since I've headlined and I'm not any better at that, honestly.

[Chick McGee]

Stick around for Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for joining us here at the Bob and Tom Show. We're here with our guests Milana Vayntrub and Gracie Cannon. So great to have. Have you. Milana, did you grow up on the West Coast?

[Gracie Kanan]

I grew up in la. Yeah. My family's from Uzbekistan and we immigrated when I was about 2 years old, so right into West Hollywood, which, you know, used to be like the. The Tongva people land and then the Mexican California and then the Gold rush and then just Soviet immigrants and now it's just gay people.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And. And bar Barney's Beanery. Don't forget Barney's.

[Gracie Kanan]

Yeah. Which I think has also been co opted by gay people and is only better now for it.

[Josh Arnold]

They do beans better.

[Chick McGee]

I. I was having beans there One day it needs to gay up around in here.

[Gracie Kanan]

That's what everyone always says.

[Josh Arnold]

Needs to gay up around in here.

[Chick McGee]

What? Hetero. Anyway, so.

[Josh Arnold]

And you're an East Coaster.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm an East Coast. Well, I'm actually also from la, but then I moved out for college. I was like, Providence, Philly. And I was just like, I love it out here. People are mean, and I feel safe. Like, people are, like, creepily too nice in la. And I was like, I don't. Like, I grew up there, but I was like, I don't think I fit in here. And then, yeah, now I'm an East coast girly. So now I've been in Brooklyn for, like, 10 years.

[Chick McGee]

We've been. We've been. The Billy Joel documentary just dropped on hbo, Max. And we've been watching it and talking about it off the air. And that was one of the big moments in his career, is when he decided, you know, I'm leaving. I'm leaving Hollywood. I'm going back to New York. And it was really.

[Pat Godwin]

I saw him at msg. Yeah, yeah, he.

[Chick McGee]

It was just amazing, I guess, where his creative fire is so different. When he got. Yeah, when he got back to New York and, you know, Billy Joel is New York when you think about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Would you say the LA niceness felt fake to you, or did it?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I grew up in the suburbs, and I was just like, even growing up, like, I didn't know anything else, but I was like, it feels very clean and weird, and I just don't fit in here. I was like the weird, moody theater kid, and it was just very, like. I just. I. I was like, it just didn't feel normal. And then as soon as I landed in Providence for college at, like, the bus stop, and I'm like, people are insane here. It is cold. I don't know. It's like I have Stockholm syndrome. There's something about it where it's like, I need the chaos to have, like, inner peace. Otherwise, if it's too peaceful around me, I caused too much chaos. There has to be chaos. So I'd rather it be on the outside, but yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Milana, have you lived anywhere else?

[Gracie Kanan]

Yes, I've lived in New York for a little bit. I went to school in San Diego. But LA is home and, I think superior to most other places.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I'm one of those.

[Chick McGee]

I'm one of those.

[Gracie Kanan]

No, it is. It is my favorite place also. My family lives there. Like, generations of family live there. And I have a son, and so I just. It's just nice to all be together. You know, you have kids that live in Chicago, and that sucks that they did that to you.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, it does.

[Gracie Kanan]

Are you mad at them?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, of course. I let them know every day, but it's a. How did you desert your mother?

[Chick McGee]

Do you go, are you that direct? You're not direct. It's a subtle imply.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Of course. I'm passive aggressive, just like my mom. Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you think that's best.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah. All right. Well, I guess I don't need to see you on Mother's Day. And then there's next year when I die.

[Gracie Kanan]

I won't need you to visit my grave.

[Chick McGee]

Don't come visit now. Certainly.

[Josh Arnold]

Marisa, do you have a lot of. I would imagine a lot of friends in New York City, but do you also seek guidance elsewhere? Do you see therapists or.

[Pat Godwin]

Hell, yeah. Absolutely. Do you think I'm held together by duct tape, Josh? Okay, this is amazing. Yeah, you have to. It's. I. I think it should be a requirement when people move to New York. Most people are in therapy, but I think it should be a requirement. Like, you pull in, you take a deli number. You cannot have, like, 9 million people with unresolved mommy issues living on top of each other. That's where things get dicey. But, yeah, I have a new therapist. My Last one was 23 years old, which is, yeah, insane.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that would just make me angry.

[Pat Godwin]

She was like, oh, my God, you deserve healing queen. And I was like, your brain is not fully developed. But, you know, it's good. It's good to take action. It's good to show up. But, yeah. What about you?

[Milana Vayntrub]

What. What do you.

[Josh Arnold]

I do. Yeah. I have graduated to once a month.

[Gracie Kanan]

Oh, so it's just up weaning therapy?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not, you know, I plan on doing it for the rest of my life because I do think it's so fantastic.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you didn't win at therapy.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not a champion yet, But I've.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Had a therapist say, you don't need to come anymore. I go, what did they say?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't need to come anymore or, please don't come here?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, maybe I heard a little, I.

[Chick McGee]

Need to talk to that therapist. I mean, that's wonderful.

[Milana Vayntrub]

It is kind of weird to hear that. Well, you really are.

[Pat Godwin]

That's great. I've never heard it. They're like, you got to triple up. If we're going to make progress, you got to quit your job. We're doing electroshock. Baby, I've had.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's our hour. What are you doing after lunch? That's what I've had.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you come back?

[Chick McGee]

Can you come back?

[Jeff Oskay]

Double up.

[Chick McGee]

I can't. I can't have you out there wandering around.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff. Are you guys currently seeing therapists or.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I had to stop because mine was too young and I. I just felt old. And she didn't.

[Chick McGee]

She didn't flirt with you, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no, that's not.

[Gracie Kanan]

She didn't flirt back with you?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

There was no making out in the Vons. Let's just put it that way.

[Gracie Kanan]

Do you always kiss your therapist at the end of a session?

[Ace Cosby]

She was hot. I gladly would have kissed her at the end of the session.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Wasn't that harder to talk to her, though?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I. I could care. Hot girls aren't interested in me. I'm not worried about running them off. They already ran, so I. I just. I'm honest.

[Josh Arnold]

Mine. I have a. My therapist is a female. Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Is she attractive?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. But I'm not. I don't think of her that way, really.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So. I mean, I guarantee she thinks of me that way.

[Gracie Kanan]

I think my therapist is my best friend. And we laugh and I know stories about her life. I've seen her for 10 years. And then at the end of the session when I get a Venmo request, I'm like, how dare you?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought we had something.

[Gracie Kanan]

It's a new special. You couldn't comp this one friend right for coffee?

[Milana Vayntrub]

I'll buy you.

[Gracie Kanan]

Oh, I feel like you're getting as.

[Christy Lee]

Much out of this as I am.

[Chick McGee]

You ever catch him looking at the clock? I hate that.

[Josh Arnold]

I never have. In fact, she'll go over with me.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Maybe she does.

[Gracie Kanan]

Like, maybe I have one. Maybe I have a. Oh, maybe you've won therapy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She. In fact, you know what she said last time?

[Milana Vayntrub]

What'd she say?

[Gracie Kanan]

That you're her funniest client.

[Josh Arnold]

I can use her grounding mat for free.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

If I ever need to go in.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's that?

[Josh Arnold]

That. Are you guys familiar with the grounding sheets? Grounding mat. So grounding, like real grounding, is. You go outside barefoot.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And the.

[Chick McGee]

You're stepping dog crap.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a good way to get hookworms.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

It also the. The electricity in your body aligns with that of the earth, and it's supposed to be anti. Inflammatory. All these things.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Okay, so there's a grounding mat, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Gracie Kanan]

For people who can't go outside.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right. It's the agoraphobic.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it just a strip or something?

[Gracie Kanan]

Prison.

[Jeff Oskay]

Don't you have a restroom?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, let me tell you about.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me.

[Chick McGee]

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[Milana Vayntrub]

Okay, well, I'm a little low on water, but all I have to do is.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Oh, that means it's going to be extra rich. There you go. Peel and pour. That's it. No clunky, dirty, filthy machines. No mess.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I need to. Our guests don't understand. This is not coffee, obviously. This is their electrolytes. So they do have an electrolytes pod as well. They're very good.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey. You're listening to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Jeff, Oscar, Pat Godwin. Ace Cosby's here. There's Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Josh Arnold and we're joined by comedians Gracie Cannon and Milana Vayntrub. So great to have you both.

[Gracie Kanan]

So nice to be here. I feel like you guys are such a sweet group of weirdos. My favorite kind of people.

[Josh Arnold]

I love sweet weirdos also.

[Pat Godwin]

That's my favorite radio people. Radio people truly are like that. It's great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, You.

[Milana Vayntrub]

They're not all sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a fair amount of bitterness in radio, but it's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, stop it.

[Chick McGee]

But aren't you. Shut up. Younger than me, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

You guys also have sort of a.

[Gracie Kanan]

Go take a shower, old man.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Gracie Milano, very busy out on the road. You'll be in Indianapolis at Helium tonight and other shows this weekend as well.

[Gracie Kanan]

No, we're. We're separating. We're getting a divorce right after this show.

[Chick McGee]

I told you. Had a good run.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Gracie Kanan]

Really nice. The sex was bad, but other than that.

[Josh Arnold]

And then you're also sort of a. A gerwig bomb back couple. You write and direct and edit together.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we usually like to hop on each other's shoulders and wear a big dress.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have anything to do with the werewolf movie?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, but I loved it.

[Chick McGee]

I love the werewolf.

[Pat Godwin]

It was so sick. And I loved the end. I mean, no spoilers, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, no spoiler. Yeah, Milan is in a terrific movie called Werewolves Within.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, It's a really fun with this way. I review movies. Well, that one. One guy.

[Gracie Kanan]

Yeah, Sam Richardson.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's Sam Richardson. That's right. Yeah, that guy. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a cool flick.

[Chick McGee]

That's a really cool.

[Gracie Kanan]

It's a really good movie. If you like. If you like a comedy. Horror. That's not too horror, but a little horror and a lot of comedy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's fun. So what you're so busy, what do you do to relax?

[Pat Godwin]

Mostly cocaine. You know, I just like to.

[Chick McGee]

You must really be stressed. Relax with cocaine.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I. No, I. Is the first thing that came to mind. You know, I put a little bit of it in my coffee. No, I'm not like a huge. I. I am like a drug per. Do you guys. What do you do? Do you smoke?

[Chick McGee]

No. I'll speak for Jeff. What do you got here?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, Jeff, you've dabbled in a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I do think that, like, we could.

[Gracie Kanan]

Tell Jeff.

[Pat Godwin]

The beard. They're little tabs of acid for later stuck in there. No, I'm. I'm Jo. I don't do. I mean, I've done it, but I don't do. I think it's a very silly drug, I think, but I do like the. I do like the camaraderie of. Like I said, I was kind of like a loser dweeb in high school. And so I love the idea of being out at a bar in New York and someone's like, you're in the club, and then it's just like six grown adults in the bathroom, you know, And I'm like. And then I'm ruining the vibe because I'm like, I'm not even here for drugs. I just want to be close to all of you.

[Gracie Kanan]

And they're like, get out.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all right.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

We're just standing in the bathroom. We're all.

[Pat Godwin]

Guys. Stand up comedian on Here is a great movie.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a Fine Line.

[Gracie Kanan]

Is it like a comedy?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a weird thing where you. You can talk about doing cocaine in bathrooms, but you can't say that.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. Guys, don't. If there are any kids listening.

[Josh Arnold]

No, we're good.

[Jeff Oskay]

We have a.

[Josh Arnold]

We've got.

[Chick McGee]

We have a thing that we do. And Time machine. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

They caught it.

[Pat Godwin]

Am I. I can't be the first person.

[Chick McGee]

Don't be nice. You are unbelievable.

[Gracie Kanan]

And there's only a small fine.

[Milana Vayntrub]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Well, guys, if you want to hear more, I think I've done it three.

[Josh Arnold]

Times, if not more. I forgot.

[Chick McGee]

We've all.

[Josh Arnold]

We've.

[Chick McGee]

Christy and I have been here a while. Long time and what, I don't know. Thousand times.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Probably nailed it one time and got in trouble.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Gracie Kanan]

I want to know more about Jeff's drugs habits.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I.

[Milana Vayntrub]

He's a marijuana guy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you were talking about mushrooms the other day. Yeah, I've never done mushrooms. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Gracie Kanan]

I did them for my birthday with a small group of friends, and that is the way to do it, because then you have a really good excuse for not replying to birthday texts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good point. I didn't even think about that.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry.

[Gracie Kanan]

I couldn't look at my phone. It was possessed.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was melting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You look at this phone, it's melting.

[Josh Arnold]

When. What do you. You're in your 40s now. Yeah. And you. Was it 20s, 30s, or was.

[Ace Cosby]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

It was before I.

[Ace Cosby]

It was before I had kids. I now have a family, so I can't.

[Gracie Kanan]

I have kids, too, but I find that it's a great way to play with them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a little more fun when you're dozing.

[Gracie Kanan]

Really get down on their level.

[Chick McGee]

You're like.

[Gracie Kanan]

You're right. That ant colony is where we should be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Blake Clark]

That is cool.

[Ace Cosby]

It's amazing how cool ants are when you are on those.

[Gracie Kanan]

Yes. Yeah. That was, like, my first appointment when I was 18. I took mushrooms and I saw all these ants and I was. I, like, had a fear of rejection that was lifted from me or something where I'm like, oh, we are all just chemical responses. We. There's so much that is, like, gifted to you when you. With psilocybin.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's.

[Pat Godwin]

Here is the best one.

[Josh Arnold]

People really do recommend it for.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Gracie Kanan]

Ketamine acid. There's so much therapy now with MDMA that really, really works. I hope it gets legalized in all of the places where we are currently streaming.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I accidentally started, accidentally started microdosing like a few years ago. Microdosing, like in the morning. And I was like, it was the most calm and I think the best word is lucid. Like, it was very. It made me feel very in my body. Very. Especially for writing and creativity. Just like there's no weird after driving. Yeah.

[Gracie Kanan]

Great for driving.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Going on dates, making out, an A.

[Josh Arnold]

I know a lot of teachers who think it really helps.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

So when you say micro dosing, because I've never done acid, so I don't know how. I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it may just take a little bit.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, just a little that. But I mean, the effect is. Is you still hallucinated?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh my God, that would be my nightmare. I've actually never, never hallucinated. Like, I've never. I'm very, very moderate.

[Chick McGee]

Practical.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm very practical. But no, it just, it's like a little lift. It's almost like the same buzz that you would get from coffee, but without the jitters and more.

[Gracie Kanan]

Anyway, we're here to plug our new product. Acid Drop is a competitor. Lava Java House. Acid Drop. You can put it in your Keurig.

[Pat Godwin]

It's great. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Milana Vayntrub and Gracie Cannon have joined us. Where can folks find you on the social media platforms?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you find me at my name, but there's Save before it, so Save Gracie Kanan, help. And that's me on all platforms. And I post clips regularly and silly stuff and so, yeah, definitely follow me.

[Gracie Kanan]

Yeah, I'm Mint Milana. Like mint Milano cookies, but Mint Milana with an A at the end. And I, I mostly post photos of Gracie.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, exactly. And thank you because I'm getting a lot of creeps.

[Gracie Kanan]

If you want them, I got em.

[Josh Arnold]

Bless you. I can't even imagine.

[Gracie Kanan]

The thing that makes me feel better is that the people that are normal just like. And move on and the people that are there to fight comment. You know, you guys, probably everyone with the social media knows that the comments are just people who are, are bored and lonely and in pain and like, want to feel company.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Gracie Kanan]

And sometimes that comes in the form of like a virtual fist fight. And so I just, I just see those and I just go, oh, you poor thing.

[Josh Arnold]

But you look. You'll still look.

[Gracie Kanan]

I, I will look because it's like market research. I want to know what's out there, and I want feedback. But I, I think all of those years of therapy have made it so that it doesn't really affect me.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Gracie Kanan]

And I could know that, like, mentally healthy, healthy people do not do that. I've even, you know, I. I started this company called Only Philanthropy that raises money for, you know, people who need it. It's. It's a direct aid organization.

[Josh Arnold]

We actually talked about it on this show a few months ago.

[Gracie Kanan]

Oh, you did?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. I think it was during the wildfires.

[Gracie Kanan]

Yeah. So I. I did one campaign in March and it raised $170,000. And I just did another one that raised over $350,000. And with her beauty, with. With my beauty and some flirty pictures that are not nudes but are just pictures. Honestly, if I put them on Instagram, they wouldn't even be flagged. But they're exclusive content and it's Polaroids and it's really fun photos that I enjoy taking. But yesterday, this conservative commentator talked about it and, and, and talked about how I am, like, degrading myself when, first of all, you can only degrade yourself if you're going against your own morals and values. And, and secondly, recently I realized that, like, in him saying that what he was doing was trying to get people to fight about it, because if he released a clip where he agreed with me and talked about how great what I'm doing is, it would not go viral. People would not be fighting in the comments. And I think that's what people need to understand about so much of this content that's coming out these days is. It's like they're. They're just doing it for the clicks and you are taking the bait. When you are fighting in the comments about it. You are the clickbait taker. You're the fish that's been on the hook, you know, and, and so it's been really interesting to see the response because actually, what he's doing, and he's using, like, Christianity as his veil for morality in making people fight. And what I'm doing is taking pretty pictures and creating more peace and harmony in people's lives.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure. Yeah. I like to think that he was just upset because they weren't nudes.

[Gracie Kanan]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Could you believe this?

[Pat Godwin]

I will say, though, as someone with fewer followers, I encourage. I'm trying to always grow my following. So I encourage a lot of fights in my comments because it really boosts visibility. And every time, like, I love, I love posting something and then coming back to it and Then seeing just like an 18 comment chain between two people I've never met and I'm like, go off sis.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, you thrive in chaos.

[Pat Godwin]

I thrive in chaos. Yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Milano, Milana, Vayntrub and Gracie. Have I been saying it wrong? I say canon. But you said Canaan Kanan.

[Pat Godwin]

Whatever, Josh. We're friends. You call me whatever you want. Call me Tiffany, Scooby.

[Chick McGee]

Scooby and slick is how I'm going.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you so much for joining us this morning. We so appreciate it.

[Gracie Kanan]

Thank you so much. This was so fun. You guys are great.

[Josh Arnold]

Have a great time out there.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 247 7. Get all the info in the VIP area@bob and tom.com.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Howdy, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Chick McGee across the way. Howdy do, Dace Cosby there. Hey there, Jeff. Oskar's to my left.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm Josh Arnold. And I believe we're joined on the by a terrific guest, a wonderful veteran comedian and veteran as well, and actor Blake Clark. Blake, can you hear me?

[Blake Clark]

Yes, sir, I can.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so, yes, there's that voice. So great.

[Blake Clark]

Time off. Check over.

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine, Blake, most people recognize you from your role as farmer Fran in the Water Boy, sort of the unintelligible Cajun. Gentlemen. Did they bother to even write lines in the script or did they just kind of have you?

[Blake Clark]

They were written out phonetically. In fact, there was one. After their first victory, we had the party and I was eating a frog cake with the frog legs sticking out of it. I went up to Adam, I started to go up to Adam, said, we's on negative. And I said everything else. I figured out what it meant. And then one of the things I just made up myself, they just said, just say something when the camera comes to you in the locker room at halftime and the bub in the bow and bowl. And I said about the time Bob Bouti on the field. Remember the time Bobby Boucher was on the field about quite a bad run off the quarterback ran out. He recruited me, came on his replacement came on Bob Boucay t him. Bobby Boucher tackled him, was wheeze on a dagger. And I said, what does that mean? And he said, I don't know. You wrote this. You wrote it. How do you not know? He said, no, I didn't. Hurley. He did. So I went over to Tim Hurley and I said, what does this mean? He goes, I don't know. So I just. I just said, we's on a dagger.

[Josh Arnold]

So, Blake, did you get hooked up with Adam through doing standup with him when he was young?

[Blake Clark]

No, we did this. We did this movie together. My God. It was back in the days before smartphones. It was. It was called Shakes the Clown and Bobcat Gothwait.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that movie.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You were Stenchy the Clown.

[Blake Clark]

Yes, I was.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yes.

[Blake Clark]

And he was Binky or Dinky.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love that movie.

[Blake Clark]

And Tom.

[Chick McGee]

No, Tomcat. Yeah, right. Yeah, right.

[Blake Clark]

And Robin was in it and. Oh, yeah, yeah, it was Julie Brown.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe it was.

[Blake Clark]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Julie Brown as well.

[Blake Clark]

Yeah, Julie Downtown. Yeah, yeah, Julie Brown. And, oh, oh, what's her name? Yeah. Anyway, that's where I met. I met him. We.

[Milana Vayntrub]

We.

[Blake Clark]

We played friends in the thing, Even though I'm 20 years older than him. And we just hit it off and became friends and he got Saturday Night Live. And luckily I didn't do anything to make him angry when we were. Shared a dressing room. Oh, shared a honeywagon. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Blake Clark]

It was such a low budget, we didn't even have our own dressing rooms.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

I remember you doing stand up on the Tonight show and you killed.

[Blake Clark]

Yeah, I was lucky. I did. I did my first. I been in Los Angeles for like two and a half years. I did my first Tonight Show. I didn't even have an agent or a manager or anything. Anything. So I did like I did Tonight show on a Wednesday and Thursday. I was back at the door going, how many in your party?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't. Didn't you. That kind of led to Remington Steel, didn't it?

[Blake Clark]

Yeah. I got a recurring role in Remington Steele. Then I got an agent. Then I. Then things really blossomed big when I started doing the Road. Yeah. Yeah, real blossomy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now. Now this Leanne. This Leanne Morgan show is going to start. Right.

[Blake Clark]

It only took me 45 years to become a regular on a TV show.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's all right.

[Blake Clark]

I did a lot of recurring roles. I used to say if they did the Blake Clark Show, I'd have a recurring role.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Leanne.

[Blake Clark]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Who do you play in the Leon Morgan Show?

[Blake Clark]

Her dad.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. I was. I was assuming husband when we first.

[Chick McGee]

Heard about what I heard.

[Blake Clark]

Well, aren't you nice? I've been married 53 years to my wife and. And she still talks to me. So I guess I'm doing something right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you sure are. And, and I want to tell you too, your work with veterans organization stations in the USO and everything is so appreciated. My father was also a Vietnam veteran, so thank you so much for all you do for our nation's veterans.

[Blake Clark]

Hey. Is the least I can do. And I think my military career will bear out that I've always done at least.

[Josh Arnold]

When does the we go ahead. When does the Leanne Morgan show begin?

[Blake Clark]

July 31st on Netflix.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Blake Clark]

And I think it's. They're gonna whatever you do, drop. Yeah, whatever they call it now. You can, you can binge all 16 shows.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, great.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've heard nothing today.

[Milana Vayntrub]

That's awesome.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a Chuck Lorry show, right?

[Blake Clark]

Yeah, it's what? It's Joe Chuck.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Blake Clark]

God, yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Supposed to be wonderful.

[Blake Clark]

Mr. TV himself.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Blake Clark, thank you so much for taking the time to speak with us this morning. We sure appreciate all you do the.

[Blake Clark]

Time to speak to.

[Josh Arnold]

You're very welcome. And best of success to you with the Leanne Morgan show. We can't wait to see it.

[Blake Clark]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Blake.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Take care, sir. Love his Slinky dog.

[Josh Arnold]

What a great guy. You know what? We didn't even mention Shakespeare. Oh, I forgot because originally it was Jim Varney.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then, yeah, they brought in.

[Chick McGee]

I forgotten entirely. He was in Shakes the Clown.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, yeah. And yeah, he and Jim Varney apparently are very good friends and he took over his role.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he got the blessing and everything.

[Milana Vayntrub]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

Good stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, what's coming up in news?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Well, we have a couple of entertainment news. We'll talk about the Happy Gilmore movie coming out. Comic Con starts in San Diego. Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham making big news.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, those two kids.

[Milana Vayntrub]

And we have a couple of animal stories. You can't go out throughout the day without a couple animal. We have a bear. We have an emu. Oh my.

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Acapella. Well, it was for a second there. There's Grace Cannon somewhere on the road. It's funny, I looked at Christy, but I see Gracie's right above your head.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

That's all right.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You can call me Grace.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's Blake Godwin sitting over there, boy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Milana McGee. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby's there. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff. Are you working on a failed dimension for tomorrow?

[Ace Cosby]

I. Yeah, I'm. I'm on it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm looking forward to it.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, we haven't.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I believe you.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks. He writes every day.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Makes me sick.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Do you really write every day?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's a hard working guy.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I know he's a hard working man.

[Ace Cosby]

But I figure if I write enough, eventually something will be.

[Josh Arnold]

Be funny. Yeah, that's what I do. That's what I do too.

[Jeff Oskay]

He runs a dog care center.

[Josh Arnold]

He does it. Oh, yeah. Oh, man.

[Ace Cosby]

Just. What do you call that? Multi tiered?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Multifaceted Was a steak and shake chef. He was smash. Burgering it out.

[Ace Cosby]

Dude made how many? Eight burgers.

[Chick McGee]

28.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Or no, I'm sorry. 32. Four rounds. Eight.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Four rounds of eight.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Do you have smash? Smash. Smash. You. You have you.

[Ace Cosby]

You put the eight down. You start, you smash. And by the time you're done smashing the last one, it's time to flip the. And by the time you get them all flipped, it's time to add the cheese. And then by the time you get the last slice on, it's time to.

[Chick McGee]

Take them all off.

[Ace Cosby]

And I did that for an hour.

[Milana Vayntrub]

That is. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Smash burgers. I think need to be double one patty. Yeah. Is. So were these double.

[Ace Cosby]

It was up to the. The guests. Many guests did go with a double one. Went with a triple.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he sounds like a fatty. Fat, fat.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the Name of that fatty fat.

[Ace Cosby]

Actually, it was like a eighth grader.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So probably a thinny, thin, thin thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was a metabolism of a hummingbird.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I hate him.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I do a single Smash Burger.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is there a fast food?

[Chick McGee]

I found that I like a steak shape. I never get a double anywhere anymore.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah. Does a pretty good smash, grandpa. Yeah, they do.

[Josh Arnold]

Even with Smashburgers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't there a place called Smashburger? Oh, yeah, Yeah, I bet they do them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, probably pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty good.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Do you prefer Smash Burger over a regular burger?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't, but I love them. You know what I mean?

[Milana Vayntrub]

It's.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, they have their time in place.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

But I still love a original fat Juicy.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, I made them over the weekend. Oh, they were. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do smash dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Pat, that's. That's just a mess.

[Josh Arnold]

That's just a bologna sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

All fried bologna, though. Come on.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm gonna make some smash dogs. I'm gonna bring them in for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, thank you. My brothers sent me a meme. It said, the world is not ready for the dog hot. And it's a sliced open hot dog with pieces of bun inside of it.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes, I like it. And I said, you know what? I don't think the world is ready.

[Milana Vayntrub]

So I have a question about the smash dog. Do you smash the dog or do you cut it, lay it down and then smash it?

[Ace Cosby]

I'm gonna put the whole dog on.

[Chick McGee]

Then just smash the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

All right. Do you have a cast iron smasher?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, boy.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I got it all, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you have the. Some places have Hardee's, other places have Carl's Jr. But 1 4th of July of July. I want to say it was a decade ago. They had like the Independence Day burger and it was a hamburger with a slice of open hot dog on it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

And they. Christy, they did it. What you said. They cut it and then put it on the grill so that you. Yeah, yeah. That is fat.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds delicious.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Actually doesn't sound bad.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it doesn't at all, but man.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Ah, well, where should we go here? Oh. A 67 year old Anchorage resident.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a picture of the dog hot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's the dog hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Milana Vayntrub]

So what is that next to it? A hamburger with his mustard on it.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's mustard?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it's just ketchup and mustard. A blob.

[Chick McGee]

You dunk it in there, see? Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

See, I I don't know. I'd probably try that. You can try that.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course I would. It's the.

[Milana Vayntrub]

It's the dog hop.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think it's a joke though, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Of course. But why? Yeah, I mean, nobody's serving that.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, I think you should. Next party.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we'll just have dog hops.

[Ace Cosby]

Dog hops.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a buddy who invented a donut called the Wide John where you just take a long john but you eat it sideways. Did you guys want some wine Jumps?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's just a smart elephant. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Milana Vayntrub]

A dog. Hot boy. I never. Your brother shared that, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

They saw that on the meme. Yeah. And said it. But. Yeah. We have not tried it yet. We should.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I think you should.

[Josh Arnold]

You think we. Jess might not be a good enough cook to make the dog.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, she does a lot of stuff.

[Chick McGee]

You got to watch it. She can only handle so much.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

A 67 year old Anchorage woman was hiking alone on the Basher Trail in the neighborhood neighborhood of Stuck Again Heights when she encountered a brown bear. During the attack she suffered non life threatening injuries to her head, neck and arm.

[Chick McGee]

Stuck Again Heights. Sounds like a Tex Avery city. Remember the Alaska Colder than hell Alaska. Remember that?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Stuck Again Heights. I wouldn't go anywhere near that place. Apparently the woman was attacked about two miles into the trail. Scene system was dragged off the main trail and into a wooded area.

[Josh Arnold]

She must have thought she was dead.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Causing the woman to become disoriented. So when she called 911 to report her injuries and ask for help, she was unable to provide her exact location. Drones were deployed to locate her. She was evacuated and sent to the hospital for medical evaluation. That had to have been an awful, awful, awful time.

[Josh Arnold]

What a story.

[Ace Cosby]

Now though, Just another great reason not to do stuff outdoors, not to hike.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Ace Cosby]

I say indoors.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

You think she just didn't taste as good as. I mean, if she really tasted good, the bear would finish the job.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Well, she was 67.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she's stale. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

A little leathery.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you hear that chick?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's jerky.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I'm the Whipper snappers.

[Chick McGee]

The Snipper whippers.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff and I aren't that far away. Ace is 32.

[Milana Vayntrub]

She's not the veal of the human world, that's for sure.

[Josh Arnold]

The veal.

[Milana Vayntrub]

In Florida. The authorities there had to help corral an escaped emu. Orange County Sheriff's office said deputies rescued the emu escaped from its home. They gave the large flightless bird some Water. Very nice. Before returning it to its owners. That's the whole story. That's all I have.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it gives me an opportunity to tell people to go look for Rod. Rod Hull. R O D H U L L Rod Hull and his emu. It's some of the funniest comedy you'll see. It's just so stupid, but it's wonderful.

[Milana Vayntrub]

There are very few things I remember from my childhood. That is one of the things that stands out.

[Josh Arnold]

His arm is in an emu puppet, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, he holds an emu under his arm.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

And this emu. Oh, Gets into everything.

[Josh Arnold]

It was silent, right? It didn't speak?

[Milana Vayntrub]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I think I saw it first time on the Hudson Brothers Comedy Hour where he.

[Milana Vayntrub]

It was unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

The Hudson Brothers came over with a push broom and tried to. Tried to contain the emu. And the emu took that push brew and broke it in half.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Threw it back at him. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, were you more excited to see Rod hall and his emu? Did the emu have a name?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think it did, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Or who's. Who's the guy that had Madam?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Waylon and Madam.

[Josh Arnold]

That was. I remember being a little kid and Madam being on some talk show. It was just this old lady puppet.

[Chick McGee]

Insane.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

And scary looking, kind of.

[Ace Cosby]

Did it have the sticks on the hands?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Terrifying.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it funny?

[Jeff Oskay]

It was campy.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I remember my grandma really enjoyed Madam.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wayland.

[Chick McGee]

Waylon and Madam.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What was he like?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Flamboyant.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fabulous.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he sometimes snarky?

[Ace Cosby]

Friends with Paul Lynn.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

His voice wasn't that much different from Adam's. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you a friend of Lynn?

[Jeff Oskay]

Ask Scotty.

[Chick McGee]

I remember one of his jokes was that Waylon, Madam, was bouncing up and down, looking off into the distance and Waylon goes, what are you doing? And she goes, I'm watching this video. I'm watching this movie. Movie. And I'm enjoying how this girl's acting. And obviously it was an adult. Yeah. So. Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

In other news this morning, archaeologists have uncovered a medieval knight's complete skeleton underneath a shuttered ice cream parlor in Poland, according to Polish archaeology firm.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. Go on. You started this things as old as last week.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Now the company is called Archaeoscan. A medieval tombstone decorated with the carved image of a knight was discovered at a site in the city of Gdansk. With the tombstone lifted, they found the complete skeleton of an adult male thought to have lived around the 13th or 14th century.

[Josh Arnold]

This is in a Polish ice cream shop beneath. Have you ever been to a Polish ice cream shop?

[Milana Vayntrub]

I have.

[Josh Arnold]

Not just hibachi grills.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

The cones on top.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like cold stone.

[Chick McGee]

But they everything's more or less really just like a smoothie.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Archaeologists noted the man stood between 57 to 5 11, far larger than the medieval average. The grave was part of a cemetery housing almost 300 burials.

[Josh Arnold]

They're naming the ice Cream shop. They have a lot of toppings and things. The Polish after this night. Yeah. Sir Mix a lot. Should I have had more confidence in that? I like it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think I threw you off.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if that hurt it or not. I don't know.

[Milana Vayntrub]

So if you were a knight in medieval times, did they bury you in all of your gear or is it just.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Good question. Probably not.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I think if they'd found the gear, they would have said something, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Hard to sneak up on people in that chain mail.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Boy, isn't it? Have you ever put on. Have you ever put on chain mail? It is heavy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Please tell me, does Andy enjoy that?

[Josh Arnold]

Was this some bedroom concert?

[Milana Vayntrub]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. My nephew has a very successful Internet business and one of his friends, a fan, sent him a chainmail like, shirt, like a tunic. And so he let me try it on and it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so not the armor, the actual chain mail.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, the chainmail part, but it was heavy. Unbelievable. Not my thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of have chainmail. It's a little thing I use to scrub my cast iron skills. Oh, yeah, you can get like a little piece of chain mail and it just scrubs it. It's awesome, huh?

[Milana Vayntrub]

I need that.

[Josh Arnold]

You got a bunch of dawn. Oh, no, you don't add dawn.

[Jeff Oskay]

You need a Brillo pad.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I scrape off the seasoning. Right, right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, chain mail.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for tuning in, Christy.

[Milana Vayntrub]

CNN reports a Japanese company has unveiled solar panels so light and thin they can be worn like clothing.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh, did you hear their solar panels?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Panels. The panels are built into utility vests where they power small neck fans designed to keep you cool.

[Chick McGee]

This is ridiculous.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Weighing less than a sheet, a single sheet of paper. Though the solar films are made from.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's films.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Films, I don't mean to correct you. They're made from a crystal structure similar to the silicon bound in traditional solar. Solar panels. Wearable solar vests are now being tested at Expo 2025 in Osaka.

[Josh Arnold]

What do they power?

[Chick McGee]

A fan.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Fan around your neck to keep you cool. What's wrong with you?

[Josh Arnold]

The aaa.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Would you wear a. Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

No. A AAA would run a fan just fine.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Well, this is solar power. You wouldn't need a battery, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's just silly to wear a metal shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? What about entertainment news?

[Milana Vayntrub]

We'll get there.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Milana Vayntrub]

From Mental Floss. If you thought Christmas in July was a recent phenomenon, think again. The idea of Christmas in July has been around for centuries.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up. It has not. I'm not buying this. The phrase I love the guys at Metal Floss. I don't. They. Go ahead.

[Milana Vayntrub]

The phrase first pops up in a French opera that debuted in 1892. And in 1933, the phenomenon caught the attention of a woman named Fanny Holt, co founder of a girls summer camp in North Carolina called Keystone Camp.

[Chick McGee]

Steve Holt.

[Milana Vayntrub]

To add a bit of midsummer whimsy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Who doesn't love midsummer whimsy?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Staged an event that will become a full blown Christmas celebration. July 24th and 25th right now. With Kris King Kringle even making an appearance.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Since many of Keystone Camp's attendees come from out of of state, Christmas in July began to spread around the country. And by 1940, a film of the same name helped popularize the phrase and eventually would become commercialized. Christmas in July.

[Josh Arnold]

That's boring.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, you're right, it is.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was interesting and illuminating.

[Josh Arnold]

You made quite a turn during that.

[Chick McGee]

I did. Son of a gun.

[Josh Arnold]

Hallmark has been all Christmas movies and I won't watch them in July. I'm sorry, I won't.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Do they have Christmas in July specific movies though, like.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a good question.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You know, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Milana Vayntrub]

But don't they have Christmas in July or Christmas movies all year long now on Fridays?

[Chick McGee]

I thought Hallmark had a Christmas movie channel now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they do, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, like that's specifically for Christmas.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Milana Vayntrub]

But on the regular Hallmark channel, they just do it on Fridays. Yeah, I bet. I bet they have a Christmas in July movie. That would just make sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Why wouldn't they?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah. Yeah. Coming up, we'll have our entertainment news. How's that sound, buddy?

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Milana Vayntrub]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Okay. Oh, the light came on, so I just assumed it was time for a break. I apologize. I don't know how this works anymore.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Otta. Yeah, you ought to go see auto parts.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Christy O'Reilly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah. After much speculation, Fleetwood Max, Stevie Nicks, Lindsay Buckingham have announced the reissue of Buckingham Knicks. The reissue announcement foreshadowed by cryptic Instagram posts last week by both artists. Since its initial release in 1973, Buckingham Nicks has never been reissued and is not currently available on streaming platform platforms. And the videos are the videos the vinyls. Vinyls are very rare and very highly coveted according to record store owners. It'll launch on September 19th. Albums will also receive a CD and digital release for the first time and the opening track, crying in the Night is currently available to stream.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm unfamiliar with this album. This is pre Fleetwood Mac.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they were recording at the Legend is they were at Sound City or.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, the guy was showing the stuff off.

[Chick McGee]

Guy was showing the stuff off and Mick Fleetwood was there and he was looking for a new guitar player and he walked down the hallway and heard Buckingham Nick, they're playing this.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Wasn't that the place Dave Grohl bought the soundboard there? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He has the board from.

[Josh Arnold]

Dave Grohl was in Fleetwood Mac.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't realize.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, yeah. He's very good.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but he's a time travel. It was kind of Groll Mac. Just. It doesn't. Doesn't roll off the tongue.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds like something at a bad diner. Have you had the Groll Mac? All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh well.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, Jeff Oskay. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Chick mcgee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

We've had a heck of a morning. Terrific guests. Blake Clark and Alana Vayntrub and Gracie Kanan. You can find out all about them on our social media. We've got links.

[Chick McGee]

I think Letterman said it best. I'm tired, but it's a good kind of tired.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Metal tired.

[Chick McGee]

Big time, big time show today. Oh, yeah. Hollywood stories over there. Are we going to talk about that or what are we doing?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, we can do that.

[Chick McGee]

All right, sir, what's new? I'm sorry. It's all about Hollywood.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Adam Sandler's Happy Gilmore became one of the most beloved comedies of, of the 90s.

[Chick McGee]

I do like it when Adam is talking in a normal voice and then all of a sudden starts yelling, yes, that's pretty funny.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Now, nearly three decades later and after years of batting away. Please. For a sequel, Sandler has finally put Happy Bruins Jersey back on for Happy Gilmore 2. It will debut Friday on Netflix, I believe at 3am on Netflix. Yeah. And arguably the most anticipated streaming release of the summer. They say here, what do you have?

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, so much so that if this, if it were a theatrical release, I would think $100 million.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In two weeks.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Do we know why he didn't choose to go in the theater?

[Josh Arnold]

I think Netflix went, we'll give you 25 million to not. He's got a deal with. He's got a multi picture deal with him that's worth way more than 25 million.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Obviously I enjoyed the first one I saw. Yeah, I like laugh a lot. Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Bob Barker's in the first one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he is.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how they're going to handle that. Maybe they won't. Well, he was a big part of the first one, but.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, Chubb's gone too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Chubb is gone. Yeah, the alligator took us and now.

[Josh Arnold]

Bowen's back and so is Christopher McDonald.

[Chick McGee]

And that guy we talked to today.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know what? We didn't ask Blake if he was in it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is it? I thought he was.

[Josh Arnold]

Good. Good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think he's in too. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Milana Vayntrub]

All right. More than six decades after Jack Kirby and Stan Lee created a superhero team to rival The Justice League. The Fantastic Four finally get a worthy big screen adaptation.

[Josh Arnold]

The reviews are stellar.

[Chick McGee]

Are they really?

[Milana Vayntrub]

I'm gonna read the one from Associated Press.

[Chick McGee]

Pedro is a monster in a spiffy.

[Milana Vayntrub]

60S era romp, bathed in retro futurism and bygone American optimism. This is according to the AP film writer, Jack Or. Right. I'm sorry, Jack. Jake Coyle in his review, he says, after some failed reboots and a little rights maneuvering, Matt Schectman's first steps is the first Fantastic Four movie released by Marvel Studios. And a sense of returning to Marvel roots permeates this Fantastic Four. An endearingly earnest super. Super. I can't read.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Want to do this. It's endearingly earnest superhero drama about family and heroism filled with modernistic Jetsons.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, film critics have. They suck now.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Jetsons designs now that hark back to a time when the future held only.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a time, Jeff, where you would read an Ebert or a Siskel or. And you. They just said, it's funny, it's great. This is what's cool with this. And. And now it's, as Chick would say, failed novelists.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they've all got a novel. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And we're talking about the Fantastic Four. He's not even talking about the new Paul Thomas Anderson movie. No, it's about a guy who's stretchy.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Okay, here's how much I know about comics. What are the fun Fantastic Four.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it used to be the fun Tastic Four.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then no, they.

[Josh Arnold]

The thing is a guy made out of rock.

[Chick McGee]

There's a Mr. And Mrs. And a brother. Her brother is a human torch.

[Josh Arnold]

So he can burst into flame.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And when he bursts into flames, invisible or can be.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And then there's Stretchy man. He's not called Stretchy.

[Chick McGee]

I believe it's Sue Storm. Reed Richards and.

[Josh Arnold]

But if I wanted to, I could reach over and grab your pen.

[Chick McGee]

Johnny Storm.

[Milana Vayntrub]

How does that help?

[Chick McGee]

And then there's a guy who turns into a rock.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

How's that guy helping anything?

[Chick McGee]

The Thing. He's very, very strong.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Well, the Thing has been another movies though, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it was in another Fantastic Four movie.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, maybe I saw another Fanta I can't believe.

[Chick McGee]

With Michael Chiklis. And who was fantastic? Who was in Fantastic Four 7?

[Josh Arnold]

Jessica Alba.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Oh, yeah. Not good.

[Josh Arnold]

And then there was one with Miles Teller and Jordan.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Not.

[Josh Arnold]

Not particularly good.

[Milana Vayntrub]

So you're gonna go see this one.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm kind of. I'M kind of. I haven't been too interested in superhero.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't you exhausted?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, but. But maybe, I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

Like how good the torch. Like, what if someone needs rescued in the woods? He just starts a wildfire that rages on out of control. Like, how's he helping anyone?

[Milana Vayntrub]

I don't know. How does stretchy man help anybody?

[Josh Arnold]

You have answers for this? He can turn off parts of his body. Oh, so just his arm could flame.

[Milana Vayntrub]

He can just flame his finger just his way.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is it there also a rubber band?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Stretchy man.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's it. Just stretchy man. Is there a rubber band also?

[Milana Vayntrub]

Rubbing man is stretchy man.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a rubber band man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He played it with a toe. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I guess it'll probably unseat Superman at the theater.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Probably. Have you seen that?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. I've seen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've heard Superman is great.

[Josh Arnold]

I just feel like I've seen enough Superman.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Yeah, she liked it. She said it was pretty enjoyable.

[Chick McGee]

There's a documentary on prime right now about all the Super Superman's from 2013 or something. Narrated by Kevin Spacey, oddly enough.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, he did play what's his face and what.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Mr. Luthor, how many do you know off the top of your head? How many Superman movies have been all movies?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there were four with Reeves.

[Chick McGee]

Were there four?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Holy.

[Josh Arnold]

And then there. Because it ended with Superman for the quest for peace.

[Chick McGee]

Right? Yeah. A nuclear man makes an appearance.

[Josh Arnold]

Boring as all get out.

[Chick McGee]

Richard Pryor was in 1 3.

[Josh Arnold]

He was in part three. Yeah, right. And then they did the one with. They did man of Steel. Of course, that was the Zack Snyder that started that whole thing. And then. But before that it was Superman Lives or no Superman Returns with the gay guy, Brandon Ralph.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I remember being very excited about the Brandon Ralph Superman because I was good. I thought they finally got the flying right for the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Look good.

[Chick McGee]

Really looked good when he would fly over water and stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

That was the one where Kevin Spacey was amazing. Lex Luthor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So I can only imagine how good it looks now.

[Milana Vayntrub]

So Comic Con International kicks off today in San Diego.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's where all the movie deals are made.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Growing tens of thousands of fans, the four day pop culture event will spotlight updates on the new predator movie.

[Josh Arnold]

God, I bet it smells.

[Milana Vayntrub]

And alien Earth series.

[Chick McGee]

Just.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they unwashed?

[Milana Vayntrub]

George Lucas will make a special appearance to discuss his new Lucas Museum of narrative Art.

[Josh Arnold]

No thanks, dork.

[Milana Vayntrub]

However, Marvel and DC are not expected to reveal major movie news this year.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think everybody else would do if you were standing in the crowd yelling dork while Lucas was talking? What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure I'd be ushered out.

[Chick McGee]

Dork.

[Milana Vayntrub]

But if you are fans of those movies, you can still enjoy attractions tied to, of course, Marvel's Fantastic Four first steps. In addition to celebrity panels, the convention features exclusive merchandise and exhibits from brands like Star wars and lego. An estimated 135,000 attendees are expected to attend.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a Lego thing. That's it. Actually, it's Indiana Jones and the boulder and the boulder rolls and the Indiana Jones run. Tons. And it's all made out of Legos.

[Chick McGee]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

They're obviously gizmos and sprockets and wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

And it costs a million dollars.

[Chick McGee]

And you get a piece of Harrison Ford hair with it.

[Josh Arnold]

The speculation is Glenn Powell or Chris Evans will be the new Indiana Jones.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

Both are good.

[Chick McGee]

Chris Evans.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I like Glenn Powell.

[Chick McGee]

Chris Evans has been in enough superhero movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Greedy.

[Chick McGee]

He was. He was a human torch. One of the Fantastic Four movies. And his Captain America, obviously something else. I forget what, but it made me mad.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I picked Glenn Powell over Chris Evans. He's a handsome fella.

[Chick McGee]

I guess.

[Milana Vayntrub]

You don't think so?

[Chick McGee]

Well, did you see the Hitman movie? He was. He made without one girl, whatever her name is on Netflix.

[Milana Vayntrub]

I don't think I did.

[Chick McGee]

It was. It was not good.

[Josh Arnold]

I. My vote for the new Indiana Jones. Nathan Lane.

[Jeff Oskay]

That would be a film.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, and don't cheat yourself if you're watching Gilded Age on hbo. I hope you're enjoying Nathan Lane's southern accent as much as I am.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got to see it.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's amazing. So wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

We've got to get Nathan Lane in here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, we'll have him here tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

All right, we'll see you then. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel, Jim Rome takes on sports. Why? Because you're not playing me with rapid fire takes and a lot to get to. And I'm not sure you're gonna like all of it. Honestly, I don't even care if you.

[Josh Arnold]

Like all of it or not.

[Chick McGee]

I have a job to do. Scorching debates on any given week. You have lots to beef about. Take advantage of it. Get up in here. He's the spitfire of sports. Smack. She's not my fault.

[Josh Arnold]

We will get to all of that.

[Chick McGee]

The Jim Rome show podcast. Get up in here and we'll beef later on.

[Josh Arnold]

What's your beef?

[Chick McGee]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Josh Arnold]

You've been warned.