The BOB & TOM Show - July 27, 2026

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show - July 27, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers the signature blend of comedy, banter, pop culture, personal stories, and updates on news and sports that fans have come to love. The show features the regular crew: Bob Kevoian, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, and Jeff Oskay, riffing on everything from their weekends and listener emails, to strange news stories, sports updates, and weird world records. Memorable bits include running comedy sketches, nostalgic mall experiences, food challenges, unique pets, and domestic squabbles—with plenty of laughs and conversational detours along the way.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

“El Conquistador” Prank Call Sketch (00:22–02:50)

• Kicks off with a classic Bob & Tom-style sketch: “El Conquistador” tries to book a Mercedes test drive, insisting on being addressed by his full title and not “sir.”
• The conversation blends regional politeness with absurdity (“No, I am not a sir. I am El Conquistador… it’s a title that’s been in my family for thousands of years.” – El Conquistador, 01:11).
• The cast riffs on politeness, titles, and family heritage as the joke escalates.
• Memorable Moment: The back-and-forth on southern manners and the requirement to call him strictly "El Conquistador."

Listener Emails, Connections, and Travel Tales (03:14–06:13)

• Listeners recount running into “El Conquistador” references in real life, emphasizing the show’s wide reach and community.
• Christy Lee shares her weekend sailing in Georgia and meeting fans, including a couple from Savannah.
• The cast riffs on modern auction experiences now being more about “experiences” with Bob & Tom personalities than tangible items.
• Anecdote about a schooner rescued and restored by a husband and wife duo, leading to sail-training for kids.
• The group muses about seasickness and sailing culture.

Movie & Pop Culture Throwbacks (06:13–07:47)

• Tangent into 90s movies: “Mallrats” (the Magic Eye poster scene), “Scanners” (legendary head-explosion sequence).
• Bob confesses he’s never seen “Mallrats,” and the panel debates Kevin Smith movies, Jason Lee, and Michael Rooker’s roles.
• Quote: “Let’s say you’re in a meeting and someone’s not making any sense… their head explodes.” – Bob Kevoian, 07:15.

Sports Updates and Nostalgic Jokes (08:03–10:16; 25:30–26:48; 34:42–42:48)

• Bob jokes he’s not in the Hall of Fame because “I couldn’t hit the curveball, or the fastball, or the slow one… had trouble hitting.” (08:06)
• Caitlin Clark shines in WNBA All-Star game. WNBA All-Star format (Team Coop, Team Spoon).
• MLB Hall of Fame: Carlos Beltran, Andruw Jones, and Jeff Kent inducted. Jokes about the “Kent” family. (19:48–20:16)
• NASCAR’s Brickyard 400 highlights.
• Ongoing bits: LeBron James’s future (“He would dominate the WNBA”), Tony Romo’s legal woes.
• Quote: “Is there a better song than Caribbean Queen?” – Bob Kevoian, 21:01. (Led to a Billy Ocean music debate.)

Slice-of-Life, Childhood Stories & Food Fandom (12:00–18:47; 27:49–32:53)

• Ace Cosby’s weekend at the lake: his daughter’s friend’s head/eyebrow shaving, Timmy Two Cokes (“He can have as many Cokes as he wants at my house”), and running extended family dynamics.
• Listener stories: The utility of binoculars for lake living—an elderly neighbor’s fall spotted and rescue arranged thanks to eagle eyes.
• Group reminisces about seeing the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, singing show-based “Candy Whore” parody, and musical gags.
• Food challenge talk: 72oz steak at the Big Texan (27:49). Many try, few succeed; conversation pivots into “how much steak could you eat?”
• All-you-can-eat experiences: Sushi, Brazilian steakhouses, and Chestnut’s champion eating strategies.

News Offbeats & Odd World Records (39:34–40:53; 41:13–42:48; 64:10–66:17)

• Spanish World Cup soccer stars awarded “their weight in tomatoes” on return home; tangents about tomato season and sandwich opinions.
• Shark Week: “Most sharks tattooed on the body”—biologist Emily Morrison has 106 shark tattoos, 70+ species, 13 fossilized shark teeth inked (64:10).
• Polish man sets record: most time fully immersed in snow (2 hours, 12 minutes).
• Hiking accident news story: man gets impaled by his own trekking pole, hikes out with it stuck in his side (67:14).

Family Life, Relationships & Quirky Domestic Issues (45:17–47:03; 78:41–81:14)

• Restaurant nostalgia: Henry VIII-ing half a chicken, Ponderosa, York Steakhouse childhood stories.
• Parenting & punishments: recalling “pulling out mom’s chair,” forced politeness, threats of “knocking you into next week.”
• Laundry debates: The “correct” way to fold socks, the tyranny of left & right indicated pairs, the horror of the unmatched sock basket (78:41+).
• Ace complains about an unmanageable pile of unpaired socks.

American Mall Renaissance & Spencer’s Gifts (55:24–58:46)

• Josh Arnold’s mall trip: Vibrancy returns, the storied “Socks to Be You” store, nostalgia for 80s–90s mall life.
• Spencer’s Gifts: Now overtly stocks sex toys at the back of the store, to the shock and horror of Josh’s teenage nieces.
• Discussion of how mall culture has and hasn’t changed; “weird stuff in the back” now means more than blacklight posters.

Personal Fears, Unusual Pets, and Animal Anecdotes (115:51–132:49)

• Tarantulas: News story about a man’s tarantula collection being sold off while he’s in jail—leads to stories of Josh’s own pet tarantula, Fang.
• Lizard, snake, and turtle tales from various hosts’ childhoods (including a turtle who “might still be alive somewhere”).
• Monkey abandoned on London bus, named Oyster, with a planned companion match for “arranged marriage.”

Technological and Cultural Oddities (133:14–135:39)

• South Korean and US researchers’ “robot dresser” invention, clothing with air-powered “vines” that can put on your overalls automatically—a potential fashion revolution or bizarre new way to get wedgies (“The belt doesn’t go up my ass…” – Pat Godwin, 134:51).
• The Cambridge Dictionary’s new addition: “Graduation Creep”—the trend for graduation ceremonies at ever-lower grade levels (149:04).

Generational, Relationship & Marriage Humor (87:15–88:16; 111:23–113:50)

• Christy Lee & Andy’s mundane domestic “I prefer if you don’t…” conversations—on rolling socks, getting another dog, etc.—turn from marital gripes to oddly sexy banter.
• Why “forced sweetness” is just fine as long as it gets results.

Closing Banter & Pop Culture (153:10–157:19)

• Updates on box-office juggernauts: Odyssey, Moana live-action, Toy Story 5, and the upcoming Spaceballs 2 (April 2027).
• Marvel’s latest casting news, the mess of superhero movie continuity.
• Touches on high-earning global sensations and Hollywood’s remake fever: “I’m against live action remakes” (Bob, 156:01).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• El Conquistador Sketch:
  "It is important that I am not addressed as sir. I am El Conquistador…"
  — El Conquistador, 00:36.

• Bob’s Baseball Failings:
  “I couldn’t hit the curveball, or the fastball or the slow mo…I had trouble hitting.”
  — Bob Kevoian, 08:06.

• On Show Nostalgia:
  “My dad ordered a half chicken and just said, ‘I’ll just Henry VIII it.’ Tore it apart with his hand.”
  — Josh Arnold, 45:55.

• Spencer’s Gifts Shock:
  “The brightest neon dildos and vibrators you’ve ever seen. Massive collection…right next to the squishies.”
  — Josh Arnold, 57:10.

• Laundry Marital Woes:
  “He said, ‘I prefer you don’t do that again.’ So I just don’t do his laundry.”
  — Christy Lee, 78:54.

• Tattoo World Record:
  “She intends to continue to keep adding to her collection until she has each of the 58 shark families tattooed.”
  — Bob Kevoian, 65:09.

• Robot Dresser:
  “The belt doesn’t go up my ass…”
  — Pat Godwin, 134:55.

• On Relationship Dynamics and Control:
  “Are you a little turned on, a little nasty, by being told what to do?”
  — Bob Kevoian, 88:09.

• Modern Generational Disconnect:
  “Yankees suck!”
  — Bob, about what happens when Gen Zers call Boomers via the "Zoomer to Boomer payphone hotline," 148:05.

• Food Challenge Realism:
  “Buck an ounce. That’s not bad…For a steak.”
  — Bob Kevoian, 30:37.

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• El Conquistador sketch: 00:22–02:50
• Listener emails & real-life El Conquistador: 03:14–04:15
• Sports updates & Bob’s Hall of Fame jokes: 08:03–10:16
• Billy Ocean music tangent: 21:01–25:17
• 72oz steak challenge debate: 27:49–31:12
• All-you-can-eat discussions (sushi, steakhouses, food stories): 31:12–32:53
• Binoculars save a life—lake house anecdotes: 17:09–17:53
• Spencer’s Gifts & mall nostalgia: 55:24–58:46
• Laundry folding marital argument: 78:41–81:14
• Shark tattoos world record: 64:10–65:26
• Polish man’s snow immersion record: 65:33–66:17
• Christy and Andy’s “I prefer” marriage saga: 87:22–88:16
• Pet tarantula stories: 115:55–132:49
• Box office / pop culture wrap-up: 153:10–157:19

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Flow, Tone & Humor

The tone remains conversational, playful, and self-deprecating, with fast back-and-forths, good-natured teasing, and willingness to get both light and a little vulnerable. The show is packed with comic improvisation, “dad-joke” energy, absurd scenarios (both real and fictional), and a blend of cultural references old and new. The Bob & Tom cast excels at taking any thread—a listener email, trivial news item, or everyday annoyance—and spinning it into a running gag or fond reminiscence.

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Summary

Listeners tuning in to this episode get a seamless blend of hilarious sketches (El Conquistador), relatable personal stories (mall trips, family meals, laundry wars), sharp sports and pop-culture commentary, and uniquely silly news (“most sharks tattooed on a body,” “robot vines as dressers”). Whether you’re nostalgic for childhood restaurants, curious about Billy Ocean’s real name, grossed out by tarantulas, or wondering about the current state of mall culture, the BOB & TOM crew delivers their unique comedic spin.

Memorable takeaways: The importance of addressing people by their proper (and often absurd) titles, the never-ending debates over housework, the hazards of both marriage and mall shopping, and the joy of sitting around with friends and laughing at the weirdness of everyday life.

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Useful for: Anyone who wants to catch up on the BOB & TOM Show’s recent banter, or relive the best bits of this episode—without needing to listen to all the ads, musical bumpers, or insider tangents.

Transcript

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the bob and tom show,

[Gordon]

New car sales. Gordon speaking.

[El Conquistador]

Yes, I am El Conquistador.

[Gordon]

You are El Conquistador?

[El Conquistador]

Yes. Yes. And I would like to make an appointment to come down and test drive a Mercedes.

[Gordon]

Yes, sir.

[El Conquistador]

It is important that I am not addressed as sir. I am not a sir. I am El Conquistador and Affirmative.

[Josh Arnold]

Affirmative.

[El Conquistador]

It is very important that I only be addressed in that fashion as El Conquistador.

[Gordon]

Could you say it for me, El Conquistador.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Gordon]

Would you like to drive, sir?

[El Conquistador]

I am not a sir.

[Gordon]

I'm sorry.

[El Conquistador]

I am El Conquistador.

[Gordon]

Brother, let me say one thing. I've come from the south here. My parents brought me up to say, yes, sir. Yes, ma'. Am. No, ma'.

[El Conquistador]

Am.

[Gordon]

Yes, sir. Yes, ma'.

[Pat Godwin]

Am.

[Gordon]

No, ma'.

[El Conquistador]

Am.

[Gordon]

I understand for being. Being polite, but I.

[El Conquistador]

No, that's. That is. That is not my title. I am not a sir. I am El Conquistador. It's a title that has been in my family for thousands of years.

[Gordon]

I'll do my best.

[El Conquistador]

I am El Conquistador.

[Gordon]

El Conquistador. I'll do. I'll do my best.

[El Conquistador]

You'll do your best? El Conquistador? Yes. So can you tell me what a good time for you to come in is?

[Gordon]

Anytime, sir. Between the. Anytime, El Conquistador. Between the hours of 8 and 5.

[El Conquistador]

What is important is that the people that you work with know that if they are to do business with me that they must refer to me not as sir. I know that is polite, but. El Conquistador.

[Gordon]

What does that mean? What does that mean? What does the title mean?

[El Conquistador]

Excuse me, who are you addressing?

[Gordon]

Yes.

[El Conquistador]

The title means the Conqueror.

[Gordon]

I thought that's what that. The last part of it. L means the.

[El Conquistador]

Yes. Okay, okay. El Conquistador.

[Gordon]

Yeah, I'm sorry. El Conquistador. Okay. El Conquistador. When do you think you'll be arriving, El Conquistador?

[El Conquistador]

I will be arriving next Wednesday around 4 o'. Clock.

[Gordon]

Wednesday at 4 o'. Clock. I'll put you on my. That's when your flight lands, El Conquistador?

[El Conquistador]

My flight lands at about 3:30.

[Gordon]

Okay, so you'll be here. Are you coming directly here, El Conquistador?

[El Conquistador]

Yes, I am.

[Gordon]

Okay. Wednesday at 4pm all right, I'll put that down. Budget that time for you.

[El Conquistador]

For who?

[Gordon]

For you, El Conquistador. Thank you, El Conquistador. I'll be waiting to hear from you and to see you.

[El Conquistador]

Thank you very much for your time. I hope to do business with you.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, bro.

[Gordon]

Thank you, El Conquistador.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're welcome.

[Bob Kevoian]

From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Just call me El Conquistador. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold bothering people at work.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, one of comedy's greatest assets.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, what's going on there? Well, I'm just trying to make a living. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. And actually, our first email. Hello, Jeff. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, buddy.

[Ace Cosby]

Now I remember how to do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is from Alpharetta, Georgia.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

While on a trip this weekend toward the North Georgia mountains, which might be that way, I'm not sure. I ran into a fellow who introduced himself to me as El Conquistador.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Out of the blue, I immediately let him know I was aware of El Conquistador from the Bob and Tom Show. I asked if he was planning to buy a car. He was shocked that anybody in Georgia might know that. And would you please play that clip? So we have. And congratulations, Michael. There you go. All right.

[Christy Lee]

All right, Michael.

[Bob Kevoian]

Way to go, Michael. And Alpharetta, we're all sitting around hanging out. We've got, as Tom would say, lots of exciting, interesting things this morning in sports and news. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of Georgia Point. Now, people in Georgia do know about the Bob and Tom Show. I happen to be on a ship, a sailing ship, over the weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And there was a couple from Savannah, Georgia, big fans of the show. Did you have to be on this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you belay the mast or did you run up the.

[Christy Lee]

My husband did. They, they asked for volunteers and they hoisted the masts.

[Ace Cosby]

I saw that. Did you have to pay for that experience?

[Christy Lee]

Hell, yeah, we did.

[Ace Cosby]

And then they put you to work.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, I'm not participating.

[Christy Lee]

It was pretty cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you know, that's, that's the deal about, you know, they used to all these auctions for good causes. It's not so much items as it is experiences, Jeff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, you sit around, you play poker with maybe some cast of the Bob and Tom Show. You know, we could take them to the cleaners, and they'd have an experience they'd remember for the rest of their lives. Us winning their paycheck. That would be fun. Yeah, I, I, Yeah, I'd never, I've never. I haven't participated in something like that.

[Christy Lee]

I had neither, but it was very cool. And experience these kids. What a great story. They bought this old schooner. It was going to be scrapped. And this husband and wife, They've put it back together and they're raising money to help other kids learn to sail and trying to pay for the boat. And it's really cool. These guys live on this boat year round and just travel the world.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, wouldn't you get. Wouldn't you be seasick if you're on land? Does that make any sense?

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'd be up and down, man.

[Josh Arnold]

How can you guys stand it sitting still like this?

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you doing? Aren't you going up and down? What's the problem?

[Christy Lee]

So there were some rough nights, but generally it's pretty great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you spend the night on the boat?

[Christy Lee]

No, we did not spend the night on the boat. We just had a two hour tour.

[Josh Arnold]

A two hour tour.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Killing it.

[Ace Cosby]

Josh, do you remember what movie this is from? A sailboat is a schooner.

[Josh Arnold]

Mall Rats.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

You dumb son of a. They're looking at a Magic Eye poster.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And the one guy just cannot figure it out. He cannot see it at all.

[Ace Cosby]

But it's the old 3D where you had to stare at that poster and the image would come forth.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have not seen Mall Rats. Kevin Smith, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Kevin.

[Gordon]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's been a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is Jason Muse in that one as well?

[Josh Arnold]

Does he show up?

[Christy Lee]

I think this isn't a Silent Bob film. This is.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember if he shows up or

[Ace Cosby]

not, but Ben Affleck is on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Kind of debut.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big Buddies.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Jason Lee. The great Michael Rooker.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, he's good. He was in Scanners. Remember Scanners?

[Josh Arnold]

I love scanners.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you think so, Blake?

[Christy Lee]

Brain would explode or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Your head would explode. Let's say you're in a meeting and someone's not. Someone's not making any sense and making you unhappy. You just sit there and concentrate. Their head explodes.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember being a kid and the one heading. The first head explosion. I went. They just blew that guy's head up like it's. It's. The price effects are insane.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I have never seen that. I just guess that's what that it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can understand, but I don't know. He must have just wanted to be in the movie so bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That he had. Yeah, sure. Explode my head. That's fine with me. I don't care. Let's see what else is coming up. Oh, Major League Baseball. We had inductees in the hall of Fame. I wasn't even on the final ballot. Of course. That's Because I, I couldn't hit the curveball when I was a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but there are other reasons that you should be in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I could, I couldn't hit the, or the fastball or a slow mo. I had trouble hitting.

[Josh Arnold]

How about the slider?

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope, couldn't get this. And I, I had trouble feeling.

[Josh Arnold]

What about a change up?

[Bob Kevoian]

Change up? I give him a ride.

[Josh Arnold]

Knuckleball.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give him a ride, man. I was a wiffle ball guy. Oh, yeah. Wiffle ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, then you have to be able to hit everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's fun.

[Christy Lee]

You do not get the respect you deserve, Mr. McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. I should be in all the hall of Fame.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, specifically one, definitely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Anyway, Puerto Rico and Curacao represented at the Major League Baseball hall of Fame induction ceremony WNBA All Star game yesterday. And they had two captains. It wasn't east versus west, anything like that. It was key. Team Coop after Cynthia Cooper. And Team Witherspoon, named after Teresa Witherspoon.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I thought it was Reese and got that out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Caitlin Clark had 27 points and Team Spoon defeated Team Coop. 129. 120. They had a record crowd at the United center in Chicago.

[Christy Lee]

Nice for them.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that? John Quell Jones, your MVP of that. Let's see the Brickyard. Corey Heim past team co owner Denny Hamlin. We're gonna have a meeting after the race. And Corey. Corey beat his Boss at the Brickyard 400. LeBron has decided where he's going to play the WNBA.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he has.

[Bob Kevoian]

He has.

[Josh Arnold]

Or in the, in the NW or the NBA.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say wnba.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't that be great?

[Bob Kevoian]

He would dominate. And he says this is his last decision, so to speak.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember the.

[Bob Kevoian]

I decided to take my skills to South Beach. Well, it's not that. It's not Miami this time. And a couple of football players, trouble with the law kids. So we'll. Yeah, I'll give you a hint. One of them is. Oh, no, he's down, Jim. Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, did Tony Romo witness something?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he had it right. The cop was right in front of him. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, boy,

[Josh Arnold]

these cops are tight, Jim.

[Bob Kevoian]

So what else is coming up in news, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Well, coming up in news, we're going to talk about Comic Con over the weekend because a couple of big things came out of that. Anybody see the Odyssey yet?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I haven't seen it yet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, I, I, I feel like I need to go actually read the book again because I understand the bottom line is he just wants to Go home, I guess, which I'm a fan of. But there's also the sirens and all sorts of side stories.

[Josh Arnold]

Ton of adventures on that journey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lots of adventures.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't normally go for the helmet that covers the nose.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you don't like that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't like that. If you're going to wear a helmet, wear a helmet.

[Josh Arnold]

Or expose your bridge.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Or don't wear helmets. You know, don't mess around.

[Christy Lee]

Did they think that keeping their nose covered would help in some way?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe it did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe it was also.

[Pat Godwin]

Definitely did help in some way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Evil spirit.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think they thought then if you sneeze, your soul could escape out your nose. Some of what I said is absolutely the truth.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the Odyssey. Have you seen. I have not. I want to. IMAX theaters. A lot of them are extending the run. It's become so popular.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everything I've seen, all the reviews. Life changing movie is what they're.

[Christy Lee]

Life changing.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what they're saying. It's unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

That's interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just watched Interstellar again over the weekend. Cried my sad little eyes out. Oh, that's a good boy. I love that movie. I love that movie, Jeff.

[Ace Cosby]

Never seen it.

[Pat Godwin]

Wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a good one.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a pretty good one. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How was your week, Jeff?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You were at the lake. Abandoned us for a week.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. It was great. Hanging with my kids. And was there their friends?

[Bob Kevoian]

Was there an incident?

[Ace Cosby]

We had one girl shave her head and her eyebrows off, but other than that.

[Christy Lee]

On a dare.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Please tell me it was her choice, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it was her choice. She wanted to do it. By all means. I couldn't make eye contact with her for the rest of the week.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's something weird about no brows, no eyebrows. It's just. It was the whole head, too.

[Jeff Oskay]

The whole head?

[Ace Cosby]

The whole head.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a trend on. On the socials or. One point.

[Ace Cosby]

And then I. I got to hang out with Timmy. Two Cokes. My daughter's boyfriend.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. How'd you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now he's the one who comes over and just gets into your fridge. He loves it, asking.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, he is welcome to as many Cokes as he wants at my house.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. His family listens, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

I. I welcome him. Yeah. It's good times.

[Christy Lee]

Did you limit him to two Cokes a day?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no. No vacation. Have as many Cokes a day as you want. All your kids. Yeah, get. Have a shake and a. And a Coke at the restaurant?

[Josh Arnold]

Heck, yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get both to have.

[Christy Lee]

Who's paying?

[Bob Kevoian]

Have a banana split, Uncle Jeff.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I'm doing a couple shows coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

A couple shows. A couple shows coming up. You never know, huh?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Payoff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you ever get tipped, Jeff, at these shows? Somebody come up to you? Here's a, here's a, here's a finsky.

[Ace Cosby]

No, but my girlfriend did have someone come up and hand her a hundred dollars and said, take that guy out and have get a mistake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's nice.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a thank you in the form of dollars. Very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of dollars.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dollars. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

who save over $200.

[Josh Arnold]

Bonjour, compadre.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the Priceline negotiator.

[Josh Arnold]

How do I negotiate so many great travel deals? My greatest gadget, the Priceline app. It's got hotel deals, flight deals, rental

[Ace Cosby]

car deals, all of those deals in

[Josh Arnold]

a bundle deals, game day deals, concert trip deals. No one deals more deals than Priceline.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hold your horses, there's more.

[Josh Arnold]

The app lets you filter hotels by neighborhood vibe, star level and amenities like pools and spas and beachfronts and. Wait, I'm not done. Stop cutting me up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Priceline.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good news or Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat's gonna sing us a Little song today.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

What we've got planned. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

And time for our listener emails. This is from a gentleman in Monticello, Indiana or Monticello, Indiana. I've always.

[Christy Lee]

Monticello.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about Thomas Jefferson's place?

[Christy Lee]

Monticello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Monticello. Sounds.

[Pat Godwin]

That's confusing.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, dear people, I got to see the Wiener Mobile in the wild on Saturday on 39 south, just south of Frankfort, Indiana. They were having their hot dog festival. Get it? Frankfurt. Frankfurters. I know this sounds weird, but I was genuinely excited and part of it was my joy and being able to tell you guys I saw the Wiener Mobile. Well, well, thank you, J.P. we appreciate that. Let's see, this weekend we were listening to the radio and Sugar Sugar by the Archies came on. I, being the loyal listener that I am, dutifully sang along shouting the words, you are my candy. My wife was less than amused.

[Josh Arnold]

Those aren't the lyrics Chick McGee changed some years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

You gotta get on board. I'm sorry, Jeff. You should have sang that for the kids at the lake this weekend. The past week.

[Ace Cosby]

You are my candy whore.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fun. Yeah, that's Brian. You got a. Anybody got a letter over there? No.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know, last couple of weeks we've been talking about binoculars and now you have to have them at the lake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom's contention is everybody who has a lake house keeps binoculars by a window.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this is from Chris and actually this is binoculars for the win. Apparently in Spring Lake, Michigan at an annual friends gathering, his neighbor, an older woman apparently knocked on his door and said, Bob has fallen. And he said what do you mean? And she said, I looked across the lake and I saw Bob had fallen on his deck. He was an 86 year old gentleman. Had she not had her binoculars, they would not have gone over there and saved Bob.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, so see, binoculars come in handy at the lake. Checking on your neighbor.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what that is? That's heartwarming.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even though she sounds a little nosy. That's.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A Gladys Gravity.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, Bob is okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bob is okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he's fine from his fall, but yeah, let's see.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is from Zach. Dear Bob and Tom show. I become a full time rural mail carrier after being part time for nine years. I listen to the show every day when I'm out delivering. There have been many times I've had to pull over and stop due to hard laughing. Thank you for all making my Workday. That much better. P.S. i would request my favorite Pat Godwin song, except he can't perform it right now, I'm sure, and I don't think he'd want to anyways. I don't want to say the title, but it does sound a lot like the Wreck of the Edmund F. How

[Pat Godwin]

could that be their favorite?

[Josh Arnold]

He, he.

[Bob Kevoian]

People like the.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? The Rectum of Ella Fitzgerald.

[Christy Lee]

Is that the name of the song, actually?

[Pat Godwin]

Apparently.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I did. I did it as a one off. Now it's.

[Josh Arnold]

I've done it.

[Christy Lee]

Your Stairway to Heaven.

[Bob Kevoian]

That, that, that and Coke in the Boat, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy. It's huge out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody loves Coke in the boat. Major League Baseball. Let's go there from Cooperstown, Puerto Rico. And. Or is it Koopa Town?

[Gordon]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

You say Cooper Town, Puerto Rico and Curacao. Maybe Itty bitty islands. But the support they showed massive yesterday at the induction ceremony. Center fielders Carlos Beltran and Andrew Jones with a U inducted into the Baseball hall of Fame yesterday, both joined second baseman Jeff Kent as the newest members before an estimated crowd of about 15,000 at the sports center in Cooperstown. 57 other hall of Famers on stage and they showed video of this their induction ceremonies. It was all very nice, but Jeff. Jeff Kent from the Giants.

[Josh Arnold]

Were all the Kents there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Martha Kent. Clark Kent.

[Josh Arnold]

Connie Kent.

[Bob Kevoian]

Connie Kent.

[Christy Lee]

Who's Connie Kent?

[Pat Godwin]

You don't know Connie?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know Connie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Helen.

[Josh Arnold]

She's a Kent.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kent, Helen Kent.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, was Connie born a Kent or was that her married name?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, well, she turned into a Kent.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think her. Her maiden name was K, so she

[Josh Arnold]

went from K to Kent.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it was.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't go from K to Kent.

[Bob Kevoian]

Martha Kent. Is.

[Josh Arnold]

Is her full name what you're witnessing, ladies and gentlemen? Man on a tightrope.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm trying not to fall into the crowd, okay? I don't. I couldn't find Curacao with a globe. And I kind of sort of know where Puerto Rico is.

[Christy Lee]

Have you been there?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no kidding. You have one of those islands in Japan, isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

That's right. I'll say it again.

[Christy Lee]

Is it an island or a city?

[Pat Godwin]

An island. It's in the Bahamas. The Caribbean, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

The cruise ships went there. But seriously, it's gorgeous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, I understand if you're in the Caribbean, you pronounce it Caribbean, but if you're going to the Caribbean, you say Caribbean.

[Pat Godwin]

If you're Billy Ocean, you Say Caribbean.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Caribbean Queen.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he says Caribbean.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a better song than Caribbean Queen?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, there are.

[Josh Arnold]

There are.

[Pat Godwin]

It's good, but there are.

[Josh Arnold]

It is very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so, but there are. Billy Ocean. Is the 5,000 songs better than Billy Ocean? Doesn't give the credit. He deserves a wonderful song.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, didn't he also do get out of my dreams and into my car?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, beep, beep.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, that one seemed a little forced, but not this one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah,

[Pat Godwin]

they're sharing the same dream, chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, wait a minute. Let's hear. Okay, listen very carefully again.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know Caribou Coffee? Every time I see one, I go, caribou Dream. And no one likes it.

[Pat Godwin]

They don't laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I never get anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you do it to the. The. The barista there in the Caribou Cop.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they call it one time that my biggest. The biggest swing I took on that was. I said, I love this caribou coffee. And she goes, oh, thank you. And I go, I don't take mine black. I like mine with caribou cream.

[Pat Godwin]

Could I have some room for Caribou Brew Queen? She hated it.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, she didn't hate it. She just didn't know what to do.

[Christy Lee]

It's funny, she probably had never heard the song.

[Josh Arnold]

No idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Billy Ocean was right there.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a busy airport. There was no reason for me to slow her up.

[Bob Kevoian]

People are trying to make their flights.

[Pat Godwin]

Did he have. Did Billy have two hits and out with him?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think so. Yeah. But he was right there at the start of mtv, man. Oh, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to say he. Oh, no, that wasn't him. I was gonna. What I was about to say was he did a song for that Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner franchise.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Romancing the Roses.

[Gordon]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Either Jewel of the Nile or Romancing the Stone.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I be. Or Was that Michael McDonald?

[Josh Arnold]

He D. I don't remember. Yeah, I forget.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Michael McDonald was the cop movie with Billy Crystal and, oh, Running Scared, Gregory Hines. Yeah. Do we have get out of My Dreams and in my car.

[Pat Godwin]

We have a copy left in the back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think. I think that's. That really shows his range.

[Pat Godwin]

Into my car Just get in my car get out of my dream.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he part of a band before going solo?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so. I don't. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't like a Commodore or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this might shock you. I don't think Ocean is his real last name. No, Really, I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

What about Frank Ocean. Is that his real last name?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. They are brothers.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let's not. They're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have the same father. Oh, there's Frank Ocean fan clubs out there. I can feel them elsewhere in sports, weren't you wondering.

[Christy Lee]

Still with us, is he? Yeah. 76 years old. He's got the dreads.

[Bob Kevoian]

76. 76 years.

[Pat Godwin]

Where's he from?

[Jeff Oskay]

Trinidad.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going to guess Trinidad.

[Bob Kevoian]

He looks Trinidad.

[Christy Lee]

He is a Trinidadian. British singer? Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a pretty good guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

How'd you know?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I've been down there a lot. I know the patois, the local.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think they got I'm your Trinidaddy?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he did do that song from the.

[Ace Cosby]

It was.

[Josh Arnold]

It's when the going gets tough, the tough get going.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. When the government gets tough.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

That one

[Christy Lee]

looks like he still might be out there touring too. But you have to go to the UK to see him.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, what a bargain at half the price. I. I'd have or twice.

[Ace Cosby]

They have rib fest in the uk.

[Bob Kevoian]

That. That was an insult, wasn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Billy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How dare you. The 2026 WNBA All Star Game yesterday at the United center in Chicago. John Quell Jones, your MVP and Team Spoon, beating Team Coop 129. 122. Jonquil Jones, the Liberty Center, 22 points, 13 rebounds, eight assists. Let's see. Also, Caitlin Clark had 17 points. GM Cynthia Cooper and captain Paige Becker saw team Coop make the game close a couple times, but they could not overcome team. Yeah, they. They do that in the NBA too. They like team magic. Oh, yeah, stuff like that. Corey Hyde, past team co owner Denny Hamlin on the final restart on Sunday. Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Corey. Can I. Can I talk to you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I meet you over by the water fountain?

[Josh Arnold]

What's the one rule we don't do? We don't laugh the balls. That's right. We don't. We don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

We don't. I'm sorry, what?

[Christy Lee]

Lap the boss let the boss win at all costs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's something interesting. Kyle Shanahan, coach of the 49ers, on the practice field yesterday. Not interesting, you say? Well, not quite. Not quite. Two weeks ago, Shanahan involved in a car accident. Left him with a concussion and a couple of broken ribs. Shanahan made a cameo with the practice. The Niners start preparation for the 26 season. So as I've called him for many years, the petulant child of Mike Shanahan is up and out of the car and he's okay. And LeBron James, this is the announcement and he says this is his final decision, meaning he's not going to go anywhere else. He's going to retire when he's done with the 76ers. That's right. LeBron James will be a Philadelphia 76er in the upcoming season. He's the NBA's all time leading scorer. And according to ESPN, LeBron, 41 years old, took a pay cut. But you can't shake your head no at $8 million for the two year contract.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, a million's a million, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jeff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Was there any time in your life where you could have eaten a 76 ounce steak?

[Pat Godwin]

Has that been done? That's a lot, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember the place in Amarillo. I don't remember how big. That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna say yes. I've never. I've always been intrigued.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's another one where you eat two. I think it's cheeseburgers and onion rings.

[El Conquistador]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

One of those food challenges.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a platter and if you finish it, you like 100 bucks and you get the meal for free.

[Christy Lee]

The big Texan is a 72 ounce.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so not quite 76.

[Bob Kevoian]

Quite well, but 76 would leave them

[Josh Arnold]

oohing and I. Yeah, yeah, you're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I understand as the winner is announced for eating the 72 ounce steak, the Big Texan Billy Ocean song

[El Conquistador]

Get

[Bob Kevoian]

out of my dreams to get into my car. He did have a formula, didn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He nailed this equation. The only in anybody else's hands that would have a creepy.

[Gordon]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it's still a little creepy.

[Christy Lee]

Of course it's creepy.

[Pat Godwin]

Get out of my dreams. Let's go on a date or go to a restaurant.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not even that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Just get in my car. Where are we going? You're kidnapping me.

[Bob Kevoian]

This feels like a kidnap.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't help that you dreamt about me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's not a kidnap. It's an actual song. Come on. Shut up and get into my car.

[Pat Godwin]

Go for a nice walk, maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

About a cup of coffee.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

May I. May I hold your hand?

[Pat Godwin]

Get into my car.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, what's the biggest steak you've had? Do you think

[Christy Lee]

8 ounces never hit that 12 mark? No, I don't think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

You always order the. The little petite fillet. The Barbie fillet. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They could only make a four ounce. That'd be perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

I had the 36.

[Ace Cosby]

Six one.

[Josh Arnold]

You had a 36.

[Pat Godwin]

Where's the big tomahawk way? Are they huge?

[Josh Arnold]

And that counts, the bone counts, doesn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, the bone counts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me tell you something. The bone always counts.

[Josh Arnold]

We're trying to have a real conversation.

[Christy Lee]

That steak is ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the 72.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that two steaks?

[Gordon]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Because.

[Josh Arnold]

And I knew that I wouldn't finish it, but I thought I was. We were with people when I worked with Rawlings and it was an expense report and they were like, yeah, you should do it. But then I found out they put you on a stage right up above everyone, right? And I went, I'm not doing that.

[Christy Lee]

And they start a timer according to this, right? You only have certain amount of time, but they allow you to cut up your steak before the timer starts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's not fair.

[Christy Lee]

That's what it says here, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

But that's got to add to your anxiety being up on a stage, right? Yeah. And then you've got the timer and then you've got 72 ounces of meat.

[Christy Lee]

You will be disqualified if anyone assists you in cutting, preparing, or eating of your meal. This is your contest, not your buddies.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I think. I think the baked potato and rolls, and I think those are included. You got to eat those too.

[Pat Godwin]

You do?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think so.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have to eat the fat, but we will judge this.

[Bob Kevoian]

The fat's best. Yes, the fat's the best part.

[Christy Lee]

You like the fat.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever cut that Ace ate, you know there was plenty of fat on that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Should you become ill, the contest is over. You lose.

[Bob Kevoian]

Vomiting live on stage. What are we? What is this, a rock concert?

[Christy Lee]

If you fail to complete the challenge, you must pay the full $72.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Buck an ounce. That's not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that really is not bad. That's a good.

[Ace Cosby]

For a steak.

[Christy Lee]

Am I 72 ounces?

[Josh Arnold]

Although can a 72 ounce steak be good the whole way through? Like it's some of that cut be

[Bob Kevoian]

a little rough, real chewy. Yeah, but is it all just one steak or is it one steak pile up on another?

[Christy Lee]

No, it looks like it looks like one steak, but maybe. What do you think the percentage of winners would be in this context?

[Josh Arnold]

Less than 10%?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to say 3%, 25%, 12%?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I was wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

I said less than 10.

[Christy Lee]

There have been almost. There have been 99,208 attempts and 10,631 winners.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine?

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember when Homer went to the all you can eat seafood bar at the Captain Seafood Restaurant and he just kept eating.

[Josh Arnold]

Sir, sir, please don't take the steam tray.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's neither man nor beast. Get him out of here.

[Josh Arnold]

Come see Bottomless Pete. He became an attraction.

[Christy Lee]

And then.

[Josh Arnold]

Then they asked him to leave and he sued.

[Bob Kevoian]

It says all you can eat.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the Never Ending Story.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly right line.

[Christy Lee]

Are you fans of all you can eat?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I do like some. I've become less so in my.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that more mature. The Brazilian Steakhouse.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because the quality is there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a super duper salad bar.

[Ace Cosby]

Did all you can eat sushi. And last week, and man, I. I ate it all.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

And they make you most. Most all you can eat sushi places you pay extra for what you don't finish.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no. There was not a speck left.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Ace Cosby]

Not I. I even poured the soy sauce plate with the wasabi into my mouth.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, our. We have a champion eater on our staff, Joey Chestnut, world renowned champion here. He says shrimp is the easiest thing to eat the most of because it digests so quick. Right. Right down the old gullet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, a lot of shrimp over the weekend.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but not that sauce. So that's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you don't like the cocktail sauce?

[Pat Godwin]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I do too.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't like it real spicy.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's too spicy.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it too spicy?

[Bob Kevoian]

It reflects on me as a man. I know. I'm sorry. Let me tell you something about Nitsa. When you speed while driving. Hey, slow down. There's an idea. Because if you're speeding, you have less time to react to whatever comes across your path. Let's say a sharp turn could take you by surprise. Another car could pop out of nowhere. A truck break suddenly, a cyclist could enter the road ahead. Or a pedestrian could be walking their puppy dog at your foot on the gas. Might lead to a big time problem. You may not think any of these things could happen to you, but you won't see them coming until they happen. And that's too late. When you're speeding, you don't have time to course correct. You don't have time to stop. It only takes an instant for disaster to strike. The speed limit isn't just there to protect you. It's there to protect your passengers, other drivers, cyclists, pedestrians, and everyone sharing the road. So slow down, obey the law and help keep everyone around you safe. Speeding does catch up with you. This announcement paid for by nhtsa. We'll be back with more sports and news. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bobandtomobandtom.com Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight and you got a real problem. Do not blow it.

[Jeff Oskay]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've been warned.

[Josh Arnold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Chrissy Lee at the news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I saw Pat. We got a big, big surprise for you coming up. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Ace Cosby. Now, Pat, I don't want to force you to do anything you don't want to do, but a listener from our email just for you. Dear Bob and Tom show, specifically, Pat, I'm a full time rural mail carrier being part time for nine years. I listen to your show every day. I'd like to request my favorite song by, yes, Pat Godwin. I know it might be a little much for him to perform it right now with his shoulder and all.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it hurts.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I'll give you a hint. It sounds an awful lot, a lot like the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

[Pat Godwin]

And that's their favorite song.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's their favorite song. That's Zach Christy.

[Pat Godwin]

This is your least favorite. Yeah, we've all heard it a lot. But this is a fan requesting and it's my first. Let's see how that shoulder. You know what? It hurts, Jeff.

[Josh Arnold]

Hurts a little.

[Pat Godwin]

I play with pain.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is a mistake. He's grabbing his guitar.

[Bob Kevoian]

There it is. Look at that.

[Gordon]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

He just exclaimed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just for you, baby.

[Pat Godwin]

It sits down below like the ship we all know, the rectum of Ella Fitzgerald. She'd skat when she sang and her bottom would bang a disaster when the winds would come. If it's a child family. Oh, they Emailed me, said, stop singing about poor grandma's rectum. I said, I'll do my best, but a fan has a request and it's very hard to reject him. Oh, Dr. It said would always turn his head when performing her cold and procedure. There's polyps and corn and Louis Armstrong's horn.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, it's nice to see you play guitar again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good old Gordon. Get in there. I sat down, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Get a second surgery. Because you played the rectum of elephants.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wrecked your arm.

[Bob Kevoian]

How would you like to. How would you like to explain that to your doctor? My goodness, another email. Dear Bob and Tom show. You guys are amazing. This one is for Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Every year the Des Moines Register hosts a week long bike ride across Iowa. 15 to 20,000 people ride bikes 70 plus miles a day.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

This year, Denny Davis, he rode the entire 70 plus miles on a penny farthing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

To help spread awareness for autism. I thought you might enjoy this story. Keep up the great work, Josh. Good luck to the rest of you. Oh, well, what's that about? All right.

[Christy Lee]

Many farthings only have one speed, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I think so.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they have a.

[Josh Arnold]

They can't really change gears.

[Christy Lee]

That would be so hard.

[Josh Arnold]

Sent me a photo that of one for sale and I no kidding. Would you be interested? I said how much? And it was over a thousand dollars.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

And it was super old. Like more of a. This is the kind of thing you would hang on a wall type rather than actually. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And so this is from Dave in northern Iowa. And we've talked about this before. The guy who thought he invented the end all be all. The guy who invented Velcro shoes.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was certain that yeah. He was going to own the millions and millions of dollars. Was going to start.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would anyone use laces ever again?

[Bob Kevoian]

And then the guy who invented the penny farthing, but then he saw the bicycle with two of the same size wheels and he thought how stupid have I been? I. That'd be. That'd be tough.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And you can't. There must be a trick to getting on without having to drive to a loading dock. And then.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Has to be right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Climb up the back or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

You put your foot on a pedal and then run.

[Josh Arnold]

And there are videos of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Then they kind of do come up from the behind it and catapult themselves onto it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, Chrissy, you come up behind you. Hey, I got a World cup story for you. Remember The World Cup.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I loved the world.

[Bob Kevoian]

We all had World cup fever there for a magical month. Las Palacios e Villa Franca. That's the hometown of Fabian Ruiz and Gabby. He goes by one name, Gabby. They helped Spain win the World cup and they were awarded after they got home. Award ceremony. They were given their weight in tomatoes.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're midfielders. They participated in a ceremony last week at the town hall in the Spanish province of Seville.

[El Conquistador]

Over.

[Josh Arnold]

The barber comes from.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly right. Well, they're known for many things, but tomatoes. And of course, the barber of Seville. It says here Seville is also more famously known for tomato production.

[Christy Lee]

I did not know that. I think they're wrong.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you're real wrong on that. Barber of Seville.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Good tomatoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Elmer Fuddy. Barbarous.

[Josh Arnold]

I am deep.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, soccer players, probably. 160. 180. £180 in tomatoes. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

They're gonna spoil before you could eat them all.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do like a good tomato, though.

[Christy Lee]

There. It's the time right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it really?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a great one. Yesterday we have bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches for dinner.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wonderful choice.

[Christy Lee]

Corn on the cob. Get any better than mine?

[Pat Godwin]

That's my favorite.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I guess? You didn't have the bacon.

[Christy Lee]

I had the bacon, honestly. The lettuce and I had the toast, but no tomato or mayonnaise.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought you loved tomatoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why not?

[Christy Lee]

I don't like tomatoes on a sandwich. I like tomatoes. Like on a caprese.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That was so. That was clickbait, what you just did. The tomatoes this year are great. Right now.

[Ace Cosby]

They're perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we had BLTs last night. No tomato.

[Bob Kevoian]

You should see these tomatoes now.

[Christy Lee]

But I had a capra salad, so that was where I. Oh, with the blt. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you didn't want to OD on tomatoes?

[Christy Lee]

No, I didn't want to put it on my sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't like what it does to the bread?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I just. You know what? I don't think I honestly have ever had a tomato on a sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

So maybe I should love tomatoes.

[Ace Cosby]

Never. Like, not on a burger.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Like what?

[Bob Kevoian]

You are an enigma.

[Christy Lee]

I only started liking tomatoes when I found out about that salad.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that is a good salad.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do like oppression there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, pretty good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up in sports, we've got Cowboys quarterback.

[Christy Lee]

Tony, try your bacon or bake it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bake my bacon.

[Christy Lee]

I bake my bacon.

[Bob Kevoian]

365 for half hour.

[Christy Lee]

I went 400 for about 20 minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

No splatter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Way to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Air fry or I told you.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. I bake my grill.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a brand new grill. It might as well be. I got a griddle. Oh, a flat griddle for my grill. Installed that baby. New flavor bars. Bang bang.

[Ace Cosby]

Are you doing the bacon on the griddle?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not yet, but I could.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what a flavor bar.

[Bob Kevoian]

And eggs. There are flavor bars down underneath your

[Christy Lee]

that make it smell or taste like

[Josh Arnold]

apple wood or whatever you like cotton candy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I put clean linen.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

That. That helps it help.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody doing laundry. No chicks. Grilling.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm grilling. How about that? A little rose.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tony Romo in the news and more sharks. And a Polish man makes the news.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, a Polish man will come.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. It's Shark Week on Discovery Channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, it is. And we don't mean a lady's cycle. It's actually Shark Week.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There he is, right over there. He's already done a song. I hope you didn't miss it early. Maybe we could talk him into it. He's playing. Playing injured. So he's got his shoulder on ice. Right.

[Christy Lee]

I hope your doctor wasn't listening.

[Pat Godwin]

I have my appointment today.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jeff. Oscar.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sitting in Tom's seat. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello. Hello. Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

And Christy and I get to eat Lee's Recipe Famous Recipe chicken today.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you kidding?

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

Not at all.

[Pat Godwin]

It's good.

[Christy Lee]

I'm having the chicken Popeye. I don't know about that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm having the everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know who. Guest comedian appearances on the Bob and Tom show are sponsored by Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken. Famous for a reason. Oh, yes. And they're proud sponsors. Well, they're not proud sponsors. They're sponsors of the Greg Warren Report.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys are only allowed one piece of fried chicken. What? What cut are you getting?

[Christy Lee]

Only one.

[Josh Arnold]

Only one breast. Ace goes thigh.

[Ace Cosby]

I want the big piece of chicken.

[Bob Kevoian]

All Right. Big breast.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a kid. Drumstick.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going drumstick, too.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm drumstick too. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I gotta go drumstick and. Or thigh. Best of the bird, man.

[Pat Godwin]

It's delicious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thick thigh. Thick thighs save lives.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing like biting into that drumstick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, perfect size. Don't you wave it around. Making a point. And another thing. Oh, yeah, that's right. You people and you and you. I bought this lunch, so you're gonna hear what I got to say. Point, point, point. With my drumstick.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember my dad. We. There was a restaurant. Oh, it was. I believe it was York Steakhouse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I think that's a regional kind of Midwest type.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was. It seemed like it was a little. A tad bit better than Ponderosa Steakhouse.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And they. But they would serve half a chicken.

[Bob Kevoian]

A half a chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

You could get a half chicken, and it was as though they just sawed it right in half and put it on your plate. And I remember my dad ordered that, and we were all kind of, as kids, we were sort of fascinated that he was gonna have. And he goes, man, I don't know if I should just cut this or how. And he goes, I'll just. Henry VIII it. And he just tore it apart with his hand. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

And the phrase Henry VIII it is always stuck in my head.

[Bob Kevoian]

Please tell me you and your brothers started chanting his name as he was eating the chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

We were always. We wanted to. At home, we would have. But when we were out, in fact, my mom still brags that people, strangers would come up to us and just say, your sons are so well behaved.

[Ace Cosby]

My mother, that's a big thing for her. Oh, we would get compliments when it's like, oh, no, you got compliments. Because we would get beaten if we acted up.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean? We didn't have a choice not to behave. That never even entered into our minds to misbehave in a restaurant.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've heard the. You've heard the term. I will knock you into next week. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I guess people would see maybe two, you know, a mom and a dad and four little. Our younger boys walk in the restaurant, go, well, this is going to be no peace.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, hell's gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

Then when it was fine, they were just ecstatic.

[Ace Cosby]

We had to pull out our mom's chair for her, like. And so that always go, oh, you got a good boy right there pulling out the chair for his mama.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what, though? That is very sweet.

[Gordon]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, no, we were forced to do it. There was no sweetness to it because

[Christy Lee]

you do it as an adult, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, you learn something.

[El Conquistador]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, forced sweetness is just as good as sweetness. People don't know, right? This in the world of sports. CBS National Football League analysts and former Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Arrested last week on suspicion of operating a vehicle while under the influence. A Milwaukee county sheriff's office. Kind of close to where Tony grew up, actually, in suburban Milwaukee. The report says Tony performed poorly on field sobriety tests after getting stopped while driving south on I43. Sheriff's officials said Romo, 46, taken into custody, booked and released. He'll have to.

[Josh Arnold]

What does Romo. What did Romo say?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Romo.

[Josh Arnold]

Romo say what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Said. Oh, no. He's down, Jim. Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sorry, sir. That is. That is not the Alphabet backwards.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that his headshot?

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Mug shot.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a mug shot.

[Ace Cosby]

Romo should have said no. Mo.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a buzzed.

[Gordon]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, isn't that. Yeah. If you took a picture of your friend.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's the happy mug shot.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I got the sad one.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have never had.

[Christy Lee]

I've never had one. Knock on wood.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, same knock wood.

[Christy Lee]

Don't want another one.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've gotten real.

[Christy Lee]

Any of them gotten real close.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, in yours, are you holding up the strip of numbers?

[Pat Godwin]

That would have been good, though, like the Sinatra one.

[Bob Kevoian]

I must. Well, I, I, I think I have seen your mug shot.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's. I'm pretty sad.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that Sinatra mug shot didn't do him. That didn't get in the way of him getting girls?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

And his was for a pretty darn bad reason.

[Christy Lee]

Girls like the bad boys. Have you not figured that out yet, man?

[Bob Kevoian]

How does that work?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I wish.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me tell you how it works.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am such not a bad boy. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Jess Hooker said Friday you have to be a little mean to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right. Emotionally, I can rip you apart, but I can. I'm not. There you go. There he is.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you think you're looking at, man?

[Pat Godwin]

My future.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Pat. You had to leave that up there, Jason, I'm going to take a picture of that and put it up on the old. On the old social here.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that is a bad picture. Well, I just had a haircut. I remember I had a haircut before I got loaded.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you know what T shirt you're wearing?

[Pat Godwin]

I still have that T shirt you

[Bob Kevoian]

went with the, the crew.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's an old navy cheap T shirt. Like a crew shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Did it have anything printed on the front?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

No. Thank God. Yeah, I'm just going.

[Josh Arnold]

What's a haunted man? Right there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that. What am I doing?

[Christy Lee]

Did you have fun two hours before that?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it was not a fun day. It was a fight. I was trying to get my stuff from my girlfriend back day. And I just drank. I did some day drinking. And then someone was driving me, though I was not driving. I was a passenger.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's correct. I remember now.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he pulled the passenger over and how did you get into trou again?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, here. So that he, he's. He, he pulls into a McDonald's erratically. And, and the cops notice us there, right there. Like he literally went over a thing. I'm dude, what are you doing? And. And then all of a sudden they were behind us. And I, I, I whis. I whispered to him, I said, hey, how many beers have he had? He goes, just three. I said, blow, don't. But he said, you're not supposed to blow. I said, I said. And then the cop came up, so we had to shut up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. So then he went out of the car and I see. I could hear him go, I'm not going to re. I refuse. And I. And I got out, went, now I gotta help my friend. Hey, just. He's only had three. Let him blow. Get back in the car, sir. That kind of stuff. And I'm just trying to help my friend. I said, get back in the car. And you know, and then he pulled. Had his hand on his gun and I said, what are you gonna do, shoot me, Barney? And that's when all hell broke loose. And I was instantly handcuffed and went, oh, that was dumb.

[Christy Lee]

How many beers did you add?

[Pat Godwin]

I was loaded.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you didn't. Your eyes were going the same direction.

[Pat Godwin]

That was Jameson down. That was not a good day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, oh boy. Yeah, a few to blown.

[Josh Arnold]

Way worse mug shots out there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That wasn't bad.

[Pat Godwin]

I had a haircut like I would. It would have been much worse.

[Bob Kevoian]

You do look freshly shorn. Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

My girlfriend at that time, which Kim was this? That was Kim, number 17, hairstylist.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

She was very happy with.

[Gordon]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

She ever sat on your lap and cut your hair? She did, yeah. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean. Well, I know exactly what you mean, Joshua. I'm surprised you didn't get a mug shot for. What was it? Garaging yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, we, we got taken to jail, but we no mug shots.

[Bob Kevoian]

No mug.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Maybe under.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Did they do mug shots for. Because we were 17.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Maybe not. Yeah. Oscar, you haven't had. Ever had a mug?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Gordon]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

I keep it clean, baby. I don't ride dirty.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't ride dirty. You got a great lawyer, right?

[Ace Cosby]

No, I take Ubers.

[Christy Lee]

You're smart.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

No, this is the best my life's ever been. I'm not messing up with a DUI like I make. Now my kids are old enough to drive my drunk ass around, so now I don't have to ever trigger drive.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have that little bit of you that wants to blow everything up? Just self sabotage, just completely.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I would do it in here on air. Like I'm not gonna do it out. I'm doing it big time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll know I look forward to it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it'll be fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

Now, they, they don't have anything to do with Sizzling, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Just Lean, right? All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

And yes, the rumors are true. He played a song and played the guitar this morning. There you go. Maybe, maybe more on the way. Yeah, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I learned something at the mall over the weekend. We'll talk about it.

[Christy Lee]

All right, sir, they're still open.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Yes, if you. Yes, if you steal something, they are going to take you away. There's Jeff Osk. Hey, man, I never stole anything from a mall. I stole something from a GC Murphy Five and Dime.

[Christy Lee]

Ben Franklin for me.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

Pomeroy for me.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? What'd you steal?

[Christy Lee]

Lip gloss.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lip gloss?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

It's like a rite of passage for

[Bob Kevoian]

I stole 12 year old girl. I stole a. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shoved it down my pants.

[Christy Lee]

A lot easier to steal lip gloss.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah, you got caught, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sunglasses for that one. I got caught. I didn't get caught, but I. I had quite, I had quite the history of. I'll just take that. Anyway, what did you learn at the mall, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I went to St. Louis for my niece's. One of my nieces birthdays, and I took two of my nieces to the mall for their birthday. So. Because my one niece, her birthday was in May, but I haven't. She's been having a crazy busy summer. Haven't seen her.

[El Conquistador]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And then the other niece, it's her birthday now, and so I said, hey, I'm taking you guys shopping. You get each. Get 50 bucks to spend wherever and we'll go to lunch, whatever, right? So it's fun. And they took me, they wanted to go to the mall. And I was like, really?

[Ace Cosby]

It's still.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, this was. This is the liveliest mall I've been to in over 10 years.

[Christy Lee]

That's exciting to hear.

[Josh Arnold]

Not one barren store.

[Christy Lee]

That's great.

[Josh Arnold]

It was packed and everything, so it felt like the old days.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And we were walking around, going into the stores they wanted and everything. And I said, I saw Spencer's. I go, oh my. I go, I gotta go into Spencer's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And my niece, the older niece, she's 14, she goes, we can't go into. We're not going into Spencer's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I go, why?

[Josh Arnold]

That used to be my favorite store. When I would go to the mall, I always had to go into Spencer's. And she goes, weird things happen there. And I go, what do you mean weird things? I go, just because it's a little gothy and there's like horror things and

[Bob Kevoian]

all the black walls.

[Josh Arnold]

She goes, no, no, in the back there are weird things.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I go, oh, like do you know people who work There or whatever. Do weird things happen? Like, I thought you meant in the back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

And she goes, no, just weird. There are weird things in the back. And I go, whatever.

[Ace Cosby]

We're.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's go. Come on. We're going into Spencer's. My other niece just turned 10.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

And so we're in there, I go, look at this. And I go, there's a Chucky shirt. I go, oh, man.

[Ace Cosby]

They have a.

[Josh Arnold]

They have a. You're having a great time, Pennywise blanket or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

They have a black light in there. Oh my gosh, that was the best.

[Josh Arnold]

And all of a sudden I turn and I can see all the way in the back of the store. And very visibly. I mean, it's. It's unbelievable. Yeah. The brightest neon dildos and vibrators you've ever seen.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Massive.

[El Conquistador]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

It's a hell of a gift.

[Josh Arnold]

Massive collection.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, not. I mean, it's. It's just right there. And it was in the back, but I mean, not hidden. You can stand in the front.

[Ace Cosby]

There's no curtain. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You can stand in the front of the store and see the wall.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's what she was.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not mine. I got my Spencer gifts when I was a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

I looked at her, I go, yeah, exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I go, oh, oh, you meant weird things. And she goes, yeah. And the youngest niece started going. And I go, let's go ahead and let's go to the next story. And she looked at me like, like, you idiot. I. But, but I. And I try to explain to her, I go, hey, Spencer's didn't always have that.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, but how.

[Josh Arnold]

How deep in a conversation about dildos and vibrators do you want to get with your 14 year old? So I, I just went, you know that those are new. That, that wasn't. Those weren't in there. When I would go into Spencer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's where the posters were. That was the best part.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bad meeting.

[Pat Godwin]

And somebody's like, yeah, we're adding dildos.

[Bob Kevoian]

What, we gotta double our bottom line.

[Christy Lee]

And my people buying posters? I guess.

[Pat Godwin]

Apparently not.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Yeah, they're. They're. They're supplementing with that, so I didn't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, kudos to the 14 year old for, you know. She tried to tell you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she sure did. Yeah. And I mean, and I don't. And of course she's just gonna say weird stuff. What's she gonna tell me?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, you gotta go back there, they're dying dolos.

[Pat Godwin]

But in A family mall. I'm surprised they're getting away with it.

[Josh Arnold]

I was a little surprised too. And I'm not a prude, but I was like, hey, this is right next to the Squishies.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Store.

[Pat Godwin]

It's Orange Julius.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Build a Bear wasn't next door, was it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but, I mean, yeah, same building.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I did get a Jamba Juice for the first time.

[Christy Lee]

Did you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a delicious thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember the flavor?

[Josh Arnold]

I got the Aussie Sie. Yeah. Acai Superfoods. Berry.

[Pat Godwin]

That is good.

[Josh Arnold]

600 calorie. Deal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Any. Any residual effects from that?

[Josh Arnold]

None that I noticed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's good.

[Josh Arnold]

But we had a. We had a great time.

[Ace Cosby]

They got.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and they. They got a few things at the mall, but then they wanted to go to Ross, so.

[El Conquistador]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's where they really went nuts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Because you can dress for less at Ross.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So how much you end up. None of my videos.

[Josh Arnold]

They each got 50 bucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And Eden didn't quite hit her 50, so I had to give her 11 in cash.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

She only spent 39, so she gets 11 again.

[Christy Lee]

I'm shocked she was able to buy anything for 50 bucks, you know?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She.

[Josh Arnold]

What did she get? A shirt and a purse.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a feeling Eden's gonna be a CEO somewhere.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you remember on the Wheel of Fortune, they used to have the price of everything? No. They had that price thing afterwards. And you would be like, I'll take the ceramic dogs. I'll take the ski trip. And I'll take the rest on a gift certificate.

[Josh Arnold]

The camera would pan what looked like a cluttered living room.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yes. I love that. And they took that away. But I always love the person. I'll take the rest on a gift certificate. What your niece reminded me of. I'll take the miniskirt, the Skittles, and I'll take the rest on a gift certificate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Uncle Josh, I don't know where they got the. Those I. But the ceramic dog was always, like, thirteen hundred dollars.

[El Conquistador]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like some odd.

[Christy Lee]

I'll tell you what's not a good time. When I was in the lovely town of Portsmouth, New Hampshire.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

The.

[Christy Lee]

I. You know, you've heard us hit a certain age when the booze cruise is not the good time anymore. I took a sunset cruise on. Just a regular on a boat. You know, a nice boat. They had a band. Not thinking that there would be probably six bachelorette parties.

[Josh Arnold]

So it was not marketed as a booze cruise. Per se.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't know because I didn't buy the tickets. A friend of ours did. So we had a group of people going. I assumed it was, you know, a nice cruise around the harbor or whatever and.

[Ace Cosby]

With a glass of wine.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, not even. I didn't even have that. But man, did it turn into.

[Bob Kevoian]

There were six. Six bachelorettes.

[Christy Lee]

At least six. I have never seen so many scantily clad women.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you get pictures?

[Christy Lee]

I did not. Oh, but here's the other thing. They're all from that area. They know they're gonna be out on a boat and they know when the sun goes down it's going to be. What?

[Pat Godwin]

Cold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really cold.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's never bothered girls ever.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. Well, these girls were all huddled in one at one point. They kind of were all huddled in one central area because they were frozen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, actually when the sun goes down, that's when girls go wild.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they were going wild.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I remember being in the dead of winter, in line outside of a club and girls were just. Just no coats, nothing like, are you.

[Christy Lee]

The mom in me was just. I was so upset.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of belly buttons, belly button rings and bare midriffs, all that kind of stuff.

[Christy Lee]

It was unbelievable. You would have loved it.

[El Conquistador]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

You would have loved it.

[Pat Godwin]

So horny.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's horny right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think we have dispensers at our mall.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there was pole dancing. Oh, yeah. They were having a great time. Well, not official pole dancing, but there was a pole. Oh, and they were spinning around.

[Pat Godwin]

There was a mast.

[Bob Kevoian]

The boat. The boat did go out though, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it went out for three and a half hours. It went out.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you couldn't relax at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aren't you, aren't you watching your clock? At a certain point?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a half hour out. How long is this gonna be?

[Christy Lee]

It was 10 o' clock when we finally got back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my gosh. Oh, thank you.

[Ace Cosby]

Up at our lake house, they have a river cruise that goes out for three hours and they have a band and whatever. And we made the mistake. Three hours is a long time on a little boat. And it actually passed by our house and I wanted to dive off the side. That's how bad it was. I was like, well, I get arrested if I just dive off of this piece of crap. The band on our thing was called group therapy.

[El Conquistador]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

And all I could imagine was those four middle aged men and that garage coming up with, you know what? This is kind of like group therapy

[Josh Arnold]

for all of us.

[Ace Cosby]

You know what? That's what we should name the band.

[Bob Kevoian]

Group Therapy.

[Ace Cosby]

High five.

[Christy Lee]

I'm trying to remember the name of the band. It was something very similar to that.

[Pat Godwin]

What kind of songs?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, all the classics.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yacht rock.

[Christy Lee]

They had a big wheel that they would spin and then when it would land on the song, they would play that song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, that's. That's fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Like Wagon Wheel and.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, Wagon Wheel. It was all Prince. It was all 80s dance music. Oh, yeah, they knew their audience.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look what time it is, kids. That's right. If I get my mouse to work. Stupid world record. A woman has achieved the Guinness World Record for the most sharks tattooed on the body.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, she's. We saw the picture of her.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, we did?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you done. You had already done this.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is ideal for Shark Week.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Redoing it. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shark biologist Emily Morrison currently has 106 tattoos devoted to marine animals on her body. And all. A total of 70 different species are shown on her body, as well as 13 fossilized shark teeth and one fresh shark tooth.

[Josh Arnold]

They look pretty cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

She gets new ink whenever she interacts with a new shark tooth or species. She started getting them around the same time. Oh, there's a comma. She started getting them around the same time period that she began working with the animals professionally back in 1999. She was only 19. She intends to continue to keep adding to her collection until she has each of the 58 shark families tattooed. I had no idea there were that many. There's seven left until she reaches her goal.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh. Only seven left.

[Bob Kevoian]

Seven left. All right, for the end, part two. Stupid world record.

[Josh Arnold]

We learned nothing from the first value blast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing at all. A Polish man has broken the Guinness World Record for the longest time spent in direct full body contact with snow.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this is a category 41 year old Damien Kashpushik.

[Josh Arnold]

It's all for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damien fully immersed himself in snow for 2 hours, 12 minutes and 12 seconds to claim the male title. Yes, that's right. He was fully immersed in Snow for over 12 minutes. Man, direct full body contact with snow. Frostbite waiting to happen.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. How does that not happen?

[Christy Lee]

Happen?

[Bob Kevoian]

My gosh, that'd be awful.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he nude?

[Bob Kevoian]

He would have to be. Oh, yeah. Full body contact.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, look at him.

[Pat Godwin]

He looks ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you can see his head.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, his head's not in there.

[Josh Arnold]

So full body. I guess they're not counting the head as the body.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It'd be funny if he was on his back with that mound of snow there.

[Pat Godwin]

And. Did you say 12 minutes?

[Bob Kevoian]

But he's. 12 minutes.

[Pat Godwin]

12 minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

It would look sort of phallic a bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

As though he were popping a tent under a blanket.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Under a snow bank.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at that guy.

[Christy Lee]

Look at.

[Josh Arnold]

Where do you think he goes? His eyes aren't.

[Pat Godwin]

He's.

[Josh Arnold]

He's somewhere else. He's not necessary.

[Christy Lee]

That is just holding your neck up like that would hurt.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at his buddies.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not a haircut I'd like. No, no, no. Oh, well, time to go over to the news desk. And the one, the only, Christy Lee. Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. A man is recovering after getting impaled by his own trekking pole and then hiking down to safety.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, a trekking pole, you carry it with you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Help you stabilize when you're hiking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Steady you or. Or poke at something.

[Christy Lee]

David Zifaldi was ascending granite Peak with two friends when at over 10 miles in, he slipped on rocks and one of his trekking poles pierced his side.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you'll have that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A wound care nurse told KTMF that his medical training immediately took over. The trio decided to hike back with the pole still lodged in Mr. Cifaldi's body. Ah. After about six and a half hours, the group reached the trailhead, and Mr. Safaldi was taken to Intermountain Health in Billings, where doctors were able to remove the trekking pole.

[Bob Kevoian]

He put. Six and a half hours. It was stuck in him.

[Christy Lee]

Had to walk. Yeah. The group had reached about 11, 800ft when the accident occurred. The tallest mountain that they were on, the Granite peak, is about 12, 799ft. So they didn't quite make it to the top.

[Josh Arnold]

No, because old clumsy had to spear himself.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You've never seen somebody so stupid and clumsy. You poke yourself with your own trekking pole. Trekking pole.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody in that group went. Do we all have to go back? Yeah, I mean, we're pretty close to the top. Can I at least go get a picture?

[Pat Godwin]

Beautiful.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a beautiful day.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This guy's ruined it.

[Josh Arnold]

Dang it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just another reason I don't walk anywhere, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

I told you not to bring him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. He's. He's dead weight is what he is. Have you gone on a hike record requiring a trekking pole?

[Gordon]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I don't have one either.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm. I gotta start walking. Walking more.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, if. So, I'm not calling it a trekking pole. That's my walking stick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you need it. Well, you look like a trekking pole guy.

[Christy Lee]

Usually people use two trekking poles when they're walking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Have you not seen that?

[Pat Godwin]

A good look.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. If I had a trekking pole, I could not resist the temptation of poking at a snake or something with my.

[Gordon]

My.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you'd stick it into holes and stuff, wouldn't you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Swinging at a beehive.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. See what's going on?

[Christy Lee]

You're an instigator.

[Pat Godwin]

Swinging at a beehive.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm an agitator.

[El Conquistador]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You think there are bees up in there? Bang, bang, bang. Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep, there are.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry, guys.

[Christy Lee]

You're nature's bully.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am. I might be. Yeah. I like that.

[Christy Lee]

Japanese authorities have arrested a man. This is for you. But for allegedly exposing neighbors to seven years of loud electric guitar music. Seven years and radio noise. But a lot of the guitars.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, the radio noise, we got.

[Pat Godwin]

Good morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

How's everybody?

[Christy Lee]

Police and coyotes had the underground. Unemployed 61 year old, placed a radio by a window and played radio broadcasts at a loud volume 24 hours a day, every day from 2019 to 2026. And would join in with the electric guitar early morning until evening. The endless noise caused four nearby residents to develop symptoms including insomnia, depression, and tinnitus.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, how the hell.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would they put up with it for so long?

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Ace Cosby]

Like, I give it like six hours and I would be beating him to death.

[Bob Kevoian]

Seven years.

[Christy Lee]

Seven years of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was before the pandemic.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course they were depressed.

[Christy Lee]

After being repeatedly warned, he was finally arrested on suspicion of inflicting injury. Police did a re. They searched his home and other places of employment. Found over 40 electric guitars.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. I've been doing this for six years and we're starting this seventh year today. And here's Billy Oce.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, everybody. Sing along if you know it. Seven years.

[Christy Lee]

Seven years of that? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sheesh.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's too long. What else is coming up, Chrissy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up. What do you think of minivans? Yay or nay?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm kind of yay.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess it has its place. I can't. I can't think of a reason I would specifically need a minivan, but.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're going to talk about minivans when we come back because they're in the news. We have a naturist swimmer. You know what that is? Yes. He Was new.

[Ace Cosby]

Why is it always a man?

[Christy Lee]

That's a good question.

[Bob Kevoian]

Although the start of 1941, there's a naked lady going out to. Or was that Jaws?

[Pat Godwin]

That's jaws.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Well, 1941, the parody.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of, why is it always a man? Are you familiar with fingerboarding?

[Josh Arnold]

Like the tiny skateboards?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I had never heard of that until last evening.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody was doing it.

[Christy Lee]

We'll come back and we'll talk about.

[Pat Godwin]

Fingerboarding can be a blast, if you know what I mean. Am I right?

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't heard fingerboarding just when you get your fingers wet.

[Gordon]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've heard of the banging part. I've never heard of the boarding part.

[Christy Lee]

I was really unaware.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't wait to find out who was doing it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I haven't seen it in. In a very long time.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you missed a really big competition, and I'll. I'll look.

[Josh Arnold]

A fingerboarding competition.

[Bob Kevoian]

You remember the.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know what it is?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

It's hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

I. I was stunned. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I'm assuming they do tricks and all.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Yeah. I watched a short documentary on fingerboarding last night. So we're going to talk about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You remember?

[Christy Lee]

Not what I thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very short on south park. The boy band was named Finger Bank. Hey, we'll be right back. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Howdy, shoppers. Fire up that propane grill and settle

[Jeff Oskay]

in for a new season of Hulu's hit animated series King of the Hill.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hank and Peggy are staying active in retirement.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a dog.

[Christy Lee]

You will not have to lift a finger.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bobby and Connie hard launch their relationship.

[Christy Lee]

Now that we're dating, it's important your parents know I'm a man.

[Pat Godwin]

And the alley guys are.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they're still the alley guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

Watch the new season of the Hulu original series King of the Hill, now

[Josh Arnold]

streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney plus for bundle subscribers terms apply. This has been a paid advertisement.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. It is Tico Tacos. Tico Taco time. There's Christy Lee at the needle's desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this a samba or a What? Lambada. The forbidden dance.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's more of a samba. Maybe a bossa nova.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bossa nova.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew, like, we could blame it on something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a store at the mall with a great name. And so we will talk about it.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

I was delighted.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jeff. Oscar.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Check still has not trimmed your beard.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm gonna keep it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you mentioned. Sometimes you mentioned you're gonna do something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And this show ruins that, and then you don't end up doing it. Yeah, we've all been there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I tell you what I did over the weekend. I almost changed my part.

[Josh Arnold]

No, what?

[Bob Kevoian]

From here. From the left side, I guess, to the right side.

[Christy Lee]

How can you do that? Won't your hair not?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it almost responded. Oh, more better on the right.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you feel different?

[Bob Kevoian]

I did feel different. It was a whole new look. As I'm looking back at myself in the mirror, I said, hey, this guy's something.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you take a photo?

[Bob Kevoian]

I did not take a photo. Maybe tomorrow I'll change my. We can look forward to that tomorrow party.

[Josh Arnold]

Down the middle, too. And feather it in the front.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I. I had that. I rocked that for a decade. I bet.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's what you did a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of feathering and a goatee. You saw a store at the mall, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I was lucky enough to go to a mall on Saturday, and it was.

[Ace Cosby]

Was.

[Josh Arnold]

It was bustling and vibrant, and it reminded me of the early 90s, mid-80s.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, the height of the. I mean, I was so happy to see all this happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And there were kids, like teens hanging out with each other. I was like, oh, a lot of memories came back of, you go to the mall.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a store they sold exclusively socks. Any kind of sock you want, all kinds of designs. Branded.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Non branded. Yeah. This name of the store. Socks to be you.

[Ace Cosby]

That's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Socks. Socks to be you.

[Josh Arnold]

I looked at my nieces, I go. I go, that store is called Socks to be you. And they kind of didn't get it. And I was wondering if the phrase sucks to be you isn't necessarily as widely used as it used to be, or if girls just don't say it as much.

[Christy Lee]

Probably girls don't, especially that age group.

[Bob Kevoian]

That might be bullying, Right?

[Christy Lee]

Well, plenty of that in that age group.

[Josh Arnold]

It made me want to buy something there. You know what? I'm buying something that. Socks to be you. Yeah, but I didn't need any socks. No, everybody needs socks. I mean, I guess I could have got a, you know, a fun.

[Pat Godwin]

A tube.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you show me something in a.

[Bob Kevoian]

A tube? Yeah. Now, you know, I'm having trouble finding socks with heels. I'm tired of the tube socks. Can you. You. And you give me a sock with it? You know what? And you guys make fun of me of this. I don't know if you remember. I have socks that are left and right. They're indicated on the soccer.

[Josh Arnold]

But you swear by them, and I

[Bob Kevoian]

swear by them, and they last forever. And they're very comfortable, man.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

They come from a company called Features.

[Josh Arnold]

F E E T. F E T

[Bob Kevoian]

U R E S Features.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it.

[Bob Kevoian]

They make a good ad.

[Josh Arnold]

Granted, it probably only adds about 90 seconds, but doesn't that add 90 seconds to the folding process, having to match the left and right?

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Do you fold?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I fold. I jam them together.

[Christy Lee]

I roll.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. Yeah. Is that a roll, not a fold?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I stack.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean, you stack?

[Bob Kevoian]

You put them in your. Wait a minute.

[El Conquistador]

Wait.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you lay them down.

[Josh Arnold]

How can I explain this without. So here's. I'll just use these two posts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nerd.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's a sock. Here's a sock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I stack them right? And then the next pair, I stack them the other way, and those go on top of that, the other pair. So they're just a nice stack in my drawer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you see all of them?

[Josh Arnold]

I know that when I pull, the reason I do them every other. Is so that it's only 2. It goes 2, 2, 2, 2. So I'm not accidentally getting 3 or 4.

[Gordon]

4.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have a lot of socks that are the same color?

[Josh Arnold]

They're all the same. They're all the exact same.

[Christy Lee]

All the exact same.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I might as well. I could just dump them in the drawer and just grab two.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're. They're black ankle socks, aren't they? Yeah, yeah.

[Gordon]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I. That was the first marriage mistake, if you will. Oh, I helped with the laundry one day, and full roll. I roll the.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is not your.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what my. That's how I grew up for stuff. You just roll the top.

[Christy Lee]

Roll the top right.

[Pat Godwin]

You did your man's laundry.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Andy did not fall for that. No, he folds them like. I mean, he.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

My dress socks are all folded.

[Christy Lee]

You're stretching out one of the socks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I agree.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is your current marriage.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Well, it's a marriage mistake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did he get mad at you?

[Christy Lee]

Well, he never gets mad.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's old. Well, he's gonna get disappointed.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he Sleep on the couch.

[Christy Lee]

He said. I. I prefer that you don't do that again.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's a right pointed.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what you hear when he does that? Please don't do that.

[Pat Godwin]

I prefer if he didn't do that again.

[Christy Lee]

So guess what? I just don't do his laundry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just don't.

[Josh Arnold]

You get one of those. I prefer like in the housemaid. He'll let you know. Hey, please.

[Bob Kevoian]

Told you about the second time.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you're blocked.

[Bob Kevoian]

How the hell do you think you're stretching out one of his socks? Stupid piece of meat.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if you have this, but when my girls were living at home, their socks never match.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, they don't care.

[Christy Lee]

Throw it in a bag.

[Josh Arnold]

They just don't care anymore.

[Christy Lee]

They just have a big. Yeah. That drove me crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

To me. That's. You're trying too hard to be funny. That's why it hits me.

[Josh Arnold]

It's because those are the people who would do it when we were.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now they literally don't care.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Now it's normal. It's like they're just.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not trying to say anything.

[Pat Godwin]

They're just doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

They just don't care.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, now we have a sock basket of unmatched socks that is a entire laundry basket that is spilling over the top. That are unmatched. I do not know where the kids

[Christy Lee]

just come in and grab a couple and then go get.

[Ace Cosby]

Apparently, literally today I could not match two socks for 20 minutes. And we have an entire basket. Like a basket. A laundry basket. It with hundreds of socks.

[Josh Arnold]

Because you want your socks to match.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not wacky.

[Christy Lee]

No, you're paid to be wacky.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's an end to wacky.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And if you're going to be wacky.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You get paid for it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Not on my feet.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Ace Cosby]

The wackiness does not come from my feet.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like a doctor doesn't want to be asked about. You tell him about what hurts. He doesn't want to do that. A comedian doesn't want to be forced to it.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[El Conquistador]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A doctor at a party doesn't want to be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Do you fold your underwear too?

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

I do. You don't.

[Gordon]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just throw it in the drawer. The drawer.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

How do.

[Ace Cosby]

How do you fold it, Chris?

[Christy Lee]

I go in and then go in and then.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that Patty liner.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't just ball them up in my mouth.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's what the socks are for

[Josh Arnold]

everybody's got their thing.

[Christy Lee]

I admit that some of them are a little tough. Tough to fold.

[Pat Godwin]

But I prefer you never did that again.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, Noted.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it kind of hot?

[Christy Lee]

What? When he said that.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I'd prefer you never.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I like Andy more and more

[Bob Kevoian]

every time I hear, you know, he's. He's somewhere going, now she's talking about it on the air.

[Josh Arnold]

Did the Jaws theme add to the hotness at all?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we rebrand the Jaws theme as a sexy song dog?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's kind of sexy. I like a little danger. Who doesn't?

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on, come on, come on, come on. Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. Oh, it's my foot. Hang on.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't finish yet. You better hurry.

[Bob Kevoian]

My God, we're on a clock here. I prefer you not do that.

[Christy Lee]

So I saw this little short yesterday, okay, Called flick a fingerboarding story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now I know flick. I know flick a football with your finger.

[Christy Lee]

Finger kicking league, part of the wonderful Heartland Film Festival and their shorts. But I had no idea what fingerboarding was. I had never heard of it. I was stunned.

[Josh Arnold]

Were Jeff and I the only. Had you guys heard of it?

[Pat Godwin]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I did not. I never owned one. Did you? No.

[Pat Godwin]

He's not wacky.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I'm not wacky.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently the United States Fingerboarding League host the these tournaments.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Or tournaments?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, tournaments.

[Christy Lee]

And they. They were the one I watched that the documentary was made on.

[Josh Arnold]

You are the one that I watched.

[Christy Lee]

What? Yeah. Oh, I saw Greece over the weekend too, but that's another story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tell me about it, stud.

[Christy Lee]

Andy had never seen Grease. We go see it at a play

[Bob Kevoian]

and he was before.

[Pat Godwin]

I never see that again.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of hate it too.

[Christy Lee]

You guys are getting me off.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hate. I hate Greece. It's awful.

[Christy Lee]

It's not awful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anybody no man likes, they're never going to see anything else ever again.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll come back with your.

[Christy Lee]

We'll come back to finger

[Bob Kevoian]

fingerboarding. Coming up. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello there's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Gordon]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. And Jeff. Oscar.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And let's return to the news desk with Christy where we're. A finger.

[Ace Cosby]

Wait, real quick. I don't want you to miss out on this. I heard you miss my lake, Mr. Lake Freeman. 2026.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just looked it up.

[Ace Cosby]

Jason. If you could put it up there it is. Amazing. That is me on a lovely. What is it? A float mat.

[Christy Lee]

And I love those. Those are the best.

[Bob Kevoian]

Quite afloat. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. I positioned my leg to cover my big belly.

[Pat Godwin]

That looks good.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have that attached to the. The bottom of the lake or does it free float?

[Ace Cosby]

That was free floating.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. I was feeling risky.

[Josh Arnold]

You can see it does have the anchor part.

[Ace Cosby]

It does. It was not anchored.

[Pat Godwin]

Testicle hanging up.

[El Conquistador]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe you'll have to go to Jeff's Instagram.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah. Check it out.

[Josh Arnold]

So what is your Insta?

[Ace Cosby]

Jeff? Osu. Yeah. Simple to find.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not Ashkin. Oscar Bosch. Could be.

[Ace Cosby]

Not this time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you stand on that?

[Ace Cosby]

You can.

[Josh Arnold]

No, what I'm saying is can you.

[El Conquistador]

You.

[Ace Cosby]

I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

It requires a certain amount of physical fitness.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, I did get up and then flipped off the.

[Josh Arnold]

My main fitness goal is to be able to stand on.

[Christy Lee]

You'll be able to do that. But I bet you could do it.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't try. Over the fourth of July.

[Christy Lee]

I have a friend who has a. Is it a Weimer Iimer?

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe a dog that likes to dress up like people.

[Christy Lee]

She.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't like those dogs. They freak me out.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if that's what it is, but it's. It looks like that kind of dog. And it all day long jumps off the dock onto one of those mats, swims back to the dock and does that just love. All day. All day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Loves it.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a Weimaraner in a three piece Lauren suit and a hat and I don't care for it.

[Josh Arnold]

It skeeves you out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I might be getting a dog breed wrong. You know, if I do, I'm gonna be in big trouble. I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Our dogs were running around on it all day.

[Christy Lee]

Did they like it?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, they loved it.

[Christy Lee]

My dogs won't get in the water. They hate the water.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got puppy fever.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what are you thinking?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think another golden maybe or a mini Aussie.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I saw the other day, Mini Goldens.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get out of here.

[Christy Lee]

They breed golden retrievers with cocker spaniels and they look like little mini golden retrievers.

[Josh Arnold]

My friend just got a mini. Mini fits right in your palm.

[Bob Kevoian]

My gosh. That is really.

[Josh Arnold]

They look like full grown dogs. They're just that. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you can use them on a monopoly board if you'd like.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to train them. All right. Go to free parking. Good boy.

[Christy Lee]

Are you willing to drive to Colorado? I know of a great place that rescues little dogs that are pretty interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I fly out to Colorado. I have to buy him a first

[Christy Lee]

class stick it back. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

You can have this puppy, but it only flies first.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to call him Mordechai.

[Christy Lee]

Mordecai, what do you think you're a little dog. Oh, I like Mordecai.

[Pat Godwin]

Morty, I want an extra large Great Dane. I don't like the minis. I want a double Great Dane.

[Christy Lee]

Of course you do.

[Pat Godwin]

Wouldn't that be great? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever seen a Great Dane?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, my dad had one.

[Ace Cosby]

The best.

[Bob Kevoian]

They look like dinosaurs. They're, they're. You can't imagine how large they are.

[Christy Lee]

And they think they're lap dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

That always makes me laugh.

[Christy Lee]

So lovable, so sweet.

[Bob Kevoian]

They sit right on your face.

[Josh Arnold]

Big hearted lungs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, I want another. I want another dog. But I've been shut down on that too. Oh, I can't roll socks. Who, who can't have another Shut you

[Bob Kevoian]

down on another dog. And what did he say?

[Christy Lee]

I prefer we don't get another dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy goes, oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

What else do you prefer?

[Bob Kevoian]

And then he goes, danger. And then Christy says, well, why don't you have some more soup? Well, there you might notice a hint of almond.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me ask you this, Christy, without getting too private, Andy reprimands you mildly for something. Do you go ahead and kind of do it again to nobody, Know what I'm saying?

[Christy Lee]

I know what you're saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to push his buttons.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you a little turned on? A little nasty by being, by being. Being told what to do?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, oh, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you do like the bad boys.

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you told him to grow his hair yet?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah. She like. Christy likes long haired guys.

[Christy Lee]

That's not gonna happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe a wig.

[Christy Lee]

How about that's not gonna happen? I got him a wig for.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got him away for cosplay.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. We had, we were invited party. The bedroom An ABBA birthday party. And we had to dress up like people in abba.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, if I ever get invited to an ABBA birthday party, I. I will do this for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay?

[Bob Kevoian]

You stab me, and I'll stab you.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Whoever gets.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. I. We can't go. We got stabbed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm sorry. I have been stabbed.

[Christy Lee]

So he did wear. Unfortunately, he was ill that weekend and wasn't. Wasn't participating in the party.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that what he said?

[Christy Lee]

He got up at one point and did dress for us. I have a picture, but if I show.

[Pat Godwin]

He was the keyboard player. He was the lead guy.

[Christy Lee]

I think it was just a 70s disco guy, but if I show it to you guy, I'll probably be in.

[Josh Arnold]

Andy strikes me as one of those guys. And this is not a criticism. I love that guy. And you know, we love.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we love him, but he.

[Josh Arnold]

His. The hair that. His yearbook photo. That's the same hair he has right now. It really.

[Christy Lee]

I can show you that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

He had really long hair in high school.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha, Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, for the time. Yeah, down to his shoulders.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think we should see this picture you're talking about. What's the worst he can do? You'll be in the deep freeze for a couple days.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, all I can do is. I prefer you not discuss me.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's he gonna do? Hey, don't do that anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't take this the wrong way, but I'd prefer.

[Christy Lee]

Huh? Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll lecture things. You're coming with me.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's looking. She's looking.

[Christy Lee]

I'll look for the picture. We're gonna have it next.

[Josh Arnold]

See, she's wants a little trouble.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway.

[Pat Godwin]

He's probably. Listen, I'll send it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now this finger.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me a stern talking to.

[Christy Lee]

I want to show you what this finger boarding.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love where you smack my ass.

[Christy Lee]

I do not like that little pat, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Little pat on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, yeah. You haven't been smacked properly. Hello.

[Pat Godwin]

You'd like it if I spanked you.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you wouldn't.

[Christy Lee]

Especially wouldn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, anyway.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, Pat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now this fingerboarding can't be what I'm envisioning.

[Christy Lee]

What are you envisioning?

[Bob Kevoian]

Using my index finger and my middle finger to hop on a skateboard and. And make have maneuvers.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly what it is.

[Josh Arnold]

You've nailed it.

[Bob Kevoian]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, and all fingers.

[Gordon]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my Lord.

[Christy Lee]

They do rails.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that is weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's a tiny skateboard.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

That's crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

And the Fingers do the tricks as

[Christy Lee]

though you were on a real skateboard. Yeah, yeah. They. They. They build ramps. They build little mini.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, here's the thing. Some of the fingerboarding tricks aren't unimpressive.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. They'll flip it around like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. It takes some dexterity, but, yeah, it's silly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And there's a United States fingerboarding league now. And the documentary we watched was a competition, and they were qualifying to go to Germany for the international championships.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're kidding me.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm documentary.

[Christy Lee]

You're not kidding. It's quite the little community, which I think is great. Find your niche and run with it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

It's awesome. There were. Not my point. Way back from where we were talking earlier. Not a lot of girls there. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not dissimilar to air guitar.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In that it's. You're not doing the actual thing. It's kind of a silly version of the actual thing thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

They. But they spend some time building those ramps.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. They build all kinds of different.

[Josh Arnold]

And the tiny skateboards aren't cheap. They are, like, good.

[Christy Lee]

And they collect. One guy had 19,000 of them or something crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

19,000 tiny skateboards?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's. That's a sickness is what that is.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the most famous is, of course, Tony Chicken Hawk. Smaller version.

[Bob Kevoian]

A smaller version of Tony Hawk?

[Pat Godwin]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't they do a study on Tony Hawk? He has like one in a million sense of balance or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Is that true?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that would explain his skill then.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even now. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Can you ride a skateboarder? Were you ever a skateboarder?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I. I wasn't. I could never do tricks or anything like that, but I could. I could go around the block. I mean, I could go downhill, uphill, around the block and stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff. No, you look like a skateboarder.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I have no coordination. I could not. Not ride a skateboard. Like. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you weigh 300 pounds in fifth grade, you don't ride skateboards. And.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you get pushed around.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just don't. Yeah. I didn't have you fight the football coach off is what you do.

[Christy Lee]

But my grandparents moved to California when I was nine. Eight or nine. And so I spent a lot of summers out there and I thought that was the hottest thing ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I bet.

[Christy Lee]

Skateboard. Oh, so cool. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You go down and watch the guys at the skate park.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

All with.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they didn't have skate parks back then. You just. Everybody was just skating at the beach and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

On streets.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's tough to skateboard at the beach,

[Christy Lee]

you know what I mean?

[Pat Godwin]

Drags you down the sand, go too fast.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's kind of a metaphor for life.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how surfing got started. Skateboarders went. If we took the wheels off and just went into the water, this would be a lot better. It's in Endless Summer, the documentary, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Endless Summer. Landmark movie that everyone know. A classic, unbelievable movie.

[Christy Lee]

One of Tom's favorite films.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly right.

[Ace Cosby]

House.

[Bob Kevoian]

And here's Christy with one of the, your favorite car ever.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. The Hyundai Tucson hybrid. She's about to turn 50,000 miles this week.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys, are you having a birthday party?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe an ABBA birthday party.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe I'll, I'll find that picture for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I tell you what, put a cupcake on the manifold and let me know.

[Christy Lee]

She'll be very grateful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Christy. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. Sorry, I was busy over here.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jeff Osk.

[Ace Cosby]

How do you feel about tubing, chick? You ever go tubing? You like getting drugged behind a boat?

[Christy Lee]

No, I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like, I like being on a pontoon and that's about it. I don't, I'm with you. I don't cotton. The high speed boats, the skiing.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like to be, you don't like to do a tubing?

[Ace Cosby]

I, I don't mind driving for others, but I don't know, I don't. And the kids, you're like, hey, you want to go out on the boat? They're like, no, you want to go tubing oh, yeah. For four hours?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh my God.

[Ace Cosby]

Like they just want to be drugged behind. Do your nieces love that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Love, love tubing. I know. They have these tube that they fly now, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, those are wild.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're differently shaped and you can really get some air for extended periods.

[Christy Lee]

I want to try that. Surfing behind the boat. Do you do that?

[Ace Cosby]

No. You got to have a wakeboat for that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you do?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Charlie don't surf. Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, of course I remember.

[Bob Kevoian]

As Apocalypse Now. You don't, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Now they sink the back of the boat and make the waves so you can surf behind it.

[Josh Arnold]

Fishermen don't usually care for those.

[Ace Cosby]

People who own docks and seawalls don't necessarily care for those.

[Christy Lee]

How much I know about lake life. I'm not a cool.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean that stuff's fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

You were on the lake last.

[Ace Cosby]

Last week.

[Bob Kevoian]

So what was a typical day? You get up, you go to get

[Ace Cosby]

up, do some breakfast, tubing, come back, lunch, go to the sandy beach, hang out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

More tubing.

[Bob Kevoian]

More tubing.

[Ace Cosby]

Dinner, late night, boat cruise.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, cool.

[Christy Lee]

So do you have a beach right there by your house? Because your house is up on it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. No, you. You have to go down the river. Oh, you gotta go down the river to find and.

[Bob Kevoian]

And didn't your father build a water slide?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it got a lot of use.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice, dude.

[Ace Cosby]

A lot of water.

[Christy Lee]

Did you go down the slide?

[Ace Cosby]

I did go down the. I rode the slide.

[Bob Kevoian]

And how long is the slide?

[Ace Cosby]

Couple hundred feet. It's twist and turn. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What was the water temperature? Nice.

[Ace Cosby]

Jumped off the dock. Oh yeah. It was like 80.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

It was perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you need a mat for your water slide?

[El Conquistador]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You know how some water slides require some sort of of.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no. You come down and on your own. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You have a hose through it, right? You have water.

[Ace Cosby]

We have, we have two pumps that water up to the top of the slide.

[Christy Lee]

Fancy.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you help at all with any of that installation?

[El Conquistador]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You did a ton of it, didn't you?

[Ace Cosby]

I helped build the house with my bare hands.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I couldn't afford gloves barehanded.

[Bob Kevoian]

My follow up question is, do you expect me to believe that?

[El Conquistador]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No. Why don't you have all of us?

[Bob Kevoian]

You really did.

[Christy Lee]

We should have a team.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, we're going to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. A team building weekend.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's just do it. Not talk about it and just do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's just do it this weekend.

[Pat Godwin]

Ready?

[Christy Lee]

I can't come this weekend.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what? About you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm there.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can come this weekend.

[Ace Cosby]

All right. This weekend. Jason, we're all in.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's do it.

[Pat Godwin]

You know I'm in. I'm going to cancel my gig. I'm in.

[Ace Cosby]

Cancel.

[Christy Lee]

No, you're not.

[Ace Cosby]

Take the water slide with your elbow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Take water on. On your bad shoulder. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'll be doing no sledding.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

Anybody still interested in this photo of Andy is.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely has one.

[Christy Lee]

There it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. He's pointing.

[Christy Lee]

He's more elvisy looking.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, look at that wedding ring. You can almost feel the weight of it.

[Pat Godwin]

So heavy. It's heavier every year.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

So heavy.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice of him to put it on. On for the photo.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Normally it's on his keychain out in the car.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, of course. Like any good Mary van. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Millennials are trying to make minivans cool again. According to the car shopping website, Edmunds minivan sales grew over 20% in 2025.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, I'm Edmund. Let me show you the minivans.

[Christy Lee]

Millennial parents are discovering the vehicle's practical features that make it easier to shuffle kids around. Especially when you have one hand and you've got a baby in the other. It's very nice to just push a button.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I mean, being a parent is hard for the two handed also.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I should have said it one hand free. I apologize.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I understand.

[Christy Lee]

Minivans are also an affordable option compared to the cooler, muscular SUVs that were once family vehicles of choice, but are now some of the most expensive on the market. Nostalgia may play a role as well.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yes.

[Christy Lee]

One millennial mom confessed. I never in a million years thought that, that this would come out of my mouth. But I'm starting to really romanticize having a minivan.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not bad.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of these people grew up in them too.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think there was a point in my life where if I could have, and I couldn't at the time, I would have bought a minivan with the kitchen table and, and the bed and the whole, the whole thing.

[Christy Lee]

That's a full size right there in the van.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I didn't.

[Ace Cosby]

We had the minivan. Well, we still have it. My son, that's the car he drives and he loves it. His friends love it. It's got the fold down TV screen. They drive around watching the movies. They go to the drive in, they fold all the seats into the floor. And lay in the back. They love it.

[Christy Lee]

And he can haul my furniture around. Thank you, Elijah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, no, it's great. It has 267,000 miles on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice, dude.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, he loves it.

[Christy Lee]

I never owned one. Came close. Ordered one, but then couldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

We had one as a family, the Dodge Caravan. And then. And then it became mine. It was one of my first cars.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you like having a van as a team?

[El Conquistador]

I loved it.

[Josh Arnold]

Loved it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, there was sort of like, you know, everybody else had kind of cool cars or whatever, and I was just schlepping around in this minivan, but I didn't care.

[Christy Lee]

You could fit all your friends in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And then when it was just me and the girlfriend, I was at a house, you're aware.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no, I didn't think about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ted Bundy drove a minivan. Right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think they were necessarily around when he was cruising.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I think he did. He had one of the Van.

[Pat Godwin]

Van, maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, can you help me lift this couch?

[Josh Arnold]

And what are you, about a size 14?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh,

[Bob Kevoian]

what did you have yet?

[Christy Lee]

Christy, What British Nudist group has been left distressed and bewildered?

[Bob Kevoian]

Bng. Yeah. British Nudist group.

[Christy Lee]

Nudist by the cancellation of their long running monthly swimming sessions.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

According to the BBC, the Northampton Bay Sun Group hosted a swim at Mount Baths on the second Sunday of every month since 1982.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mount what?

[Christy Lee]

Baths. B A T H S Bats.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

However, they were recently informed that the naked swim could no longer continue. Everyone active, which took over the running of the West North Hampshire Shire Council building, explained it had been unable to secure the staffing agreements needed to operate. Apparently. Apparently they didn't want to have anybody. Nobody wanted to work during the nudist day.

[Josh Arnold]

I say take it to the Thames.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a bunch of naked people swimming

[Bob Kevoian]

around, dysentery as far as the eye could see.

[Christy Lee]

Maggie Morritin of Sun Group told the broadcasters of the BBC the situation has been very distressing. To have it suddenly taken away from us is bewildering. That's a total English. Totally bewildering.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, they'd say it's bewildering, isn't it?

[El Conquistador]

Isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

They always ask, ask.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's really crazy, isn't it? I don't. I. I couldn't do the. The naked anything.

[Christy Lee]

But could you watch others do it? So you. I mean, if you were asked to

[Bob Kevoian]

work that shift, I'm almost as uncomfortable watching As I would be participating. I think I just don't. You know, you. You could do it. No, no, I don't.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't. I don't like nude.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like nude? You don't like watching nude looking at nude.

[Ace Cosby]

If I get to pick who's nude. Okay, like I don't want random nude.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sometimes that's the best news. Random nude take you by surprise. Oh. Oh yeah. Look at that.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, let's see. What do we got here? Two men are suing a North Dakota hospital after DNA tests revealed they were switched at birth. 38 years ago, Kyle island discovered his birth family after taking an at home DNA test.

[Bob Kevoian]

Test what?

[Christy Lee]

That he randedly received as a Christmas gift exchange. You know, these DNA tests have caused more problems. That's a documentary I want to see.

[Bob Kevoian]

They should have on the box. Not responsible for any family fights this might call.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know somebody just recently who found out had a half sister. Had no idea his dad that raised him wasn't his real dad.

[Josh Arnold]

Plus they supply all that DNA evidence to the FBI and the CIA. So you could be framed for a murder you never committed. Go ahead, Chris.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

He's not wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you guys watch too much True Crime.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. If you do the addition two plus two plus 9,000 is four. So.

[Christy Lee]

So this Kyle guy does this DNA test. He was connected with a Jeremy Morrison. They were the only babies born on January 26, 1988 at Unity Medical center in Grafton, North Dakota. But somehow were sent home with the wrong parents.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it even matter at this point? They grew up with who they grew up with, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The hospital said there's no evidence staff was responsible for the switch. Maybe it was the dad. I don't like the way that one looks. I'll take that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? Cuz I kind of like that one.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, good. Just don't tell her. I won't tell.

[Ace Cosby]

That one won't stop crying.

[Pat Godwin]

I think we got the wrong kid at this point.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he doesn't behave like anybody I. I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

He's 15. He's going through a thing.

[Christy Lee]

Are you sure he's not behaving exactly how you behaved when you.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he's exactly as.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I thought. Yeah. I don't know. Apparently there's no other information about whether they've decided to meet their real birth parents.

[Ace Cosby]

I believe I've read about that. And yes, they ended up. They met each other. They met their real parents and decided

[Christy Lee]

to just leave well enough alone.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, pretty Much.

[Josh Arnold]

How could they not, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm surprised.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I mean, if, if the one's super rich, you went to the poor family and you're not getting any of the inheritance, I, I'd care.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm surprised this didn't happen. This didn't happen more often back in the 80s. I mean, it was disco all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right. They didn't have the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here, man, take this one, man. Yeah, that's fine, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Right now they're very careful at the hospital.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't they like put a little. All kinds of stuff.

[Ace Cosby]

Wristband scan you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they do.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, they got the, they got the beep beep.

[Bob Kevoian]

They tattoo it on your deck.

[Pat Godwin]

They put a chip in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

I have yet to go to a hospital and leave without a. With a baby.

[Christy Lee]

You've been trying.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. You know how much you can make?

[Bob Kevoian]

Go to the maternity ward.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, look at my little son over here. Can I hold him?

[Bob Kevoian]

Healthy baby on the black market.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude.

[Ace Cosby]

How would you feel about a slightly used 16 year old? I know it's not a baby, but it's a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

Drive licensed.

[Ace Cosby]

Licensed and doesn't eat that much.

[Josh Arnold]

So I could chauffeur this. The person I could use. I could uber. They could Uber and I could take 50% of what they make, if not more.

[Pat Godwin]

I could undercut Jeff's price with a 15 year old that's for sale. Oh, 50% off. 50% off to you, free.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Ace Cosby]

Just for the record, those baby boxes are the fire department that your kid won't fit on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh my God.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not trying to fit in it.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll have to get a pod,

[Bob Kevoian]

pull up in a truck, leap in the bed, see what happens.

[Christy Lee]

I missed a lot last week because I wasn't here a couple of days. Did you do the circus performer who got shot in the neck with the.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, we didn't.

[Christy Lee]

It sounds a circus performer was airlifted to the hospital after his colleague, Mr. Target and hit him in the neck with an arrow while performing in New York.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, it totally my fault. I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

The incident happened as Edwin Cuervo Rangel and a Aina. No, it's Anna.

[Bob Kevoian]

What would you do with a woman who said, oh, hi, your name's Anna? No, it's Anna.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I have to leave.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, you stay right here. I'll be right back.

[Christy Lee]

Couple were performing at the Orange county fair and around 9:30pm Friday, apparently, according to the news, this couple is married by the way. The two performers from Wisconsin were doing a stunt when Ms. Tavera shot an arrow at a foam target that Cuervo Rangel was holding. The arrow struck and injured him in the neck.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, we don't have to practice. She said.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't need to rehearse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stand still, she said.

[Gordon]

I got this.

[Pat Godwin]

She said.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean? You want to go out with someone else? She said. The man was airlifted to a medical center.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is he okay?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he was in stable condition. No other injuries.

[Josh Arnold]

Much like. Boy, that's a story. Yeah. My wife shot me in the neck with an arrow.

[Christy Lee]

With a crossbow. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I still regret the day we were hanging out in that garage and there was a crossbow hanging on the wall. I don't know why we didn't get it down and start shooting stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Because something in our brains.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Knew we had no we. So only bad could happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

It would have gotten out of control real quick.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember you and I had a drone one day and the trouble we got into with that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. We can't play with across like a petition. It was awful.

[Gordon]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Didn't William Burroughs kill his wife with a crossbow? No. Shoot like shooting an apple off her head. What?

[Gordon]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, look it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was William Tell.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. People don't talk about all the. All the murders that occurred with William Tell before.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. He got one. So he got one hit. One apple.

[Christy Lee]

The guy's supposed to. Is expected to make a full recovery.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the good news, man.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently one witness said that she just caught him in the right area, just on the tip of his neck. There was no blood or nothing, but the arrow must have stuck there. He must have just taken him with the arrow still in it.

[Pat Godwin]

It.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I bet he made that noise.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I wonder if I got the arrow here. Hang on a second. Oh, I do. Oh, hang on.

[Pat Godwin]

Bring that m. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Who's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, here we. Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

We're barely.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. That was worth it.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it that you've got?

[Bob Kevoian]

Totally worth it. This is called a canary. It's a yellow canary. It opens up any package.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's got serrated edge.

[Josh Arnold]

So you were just flicking the blade.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was just flicking the blade.

[Pat Godwin]

Flicking the blade.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And. And cursing.

[Christy Lee]

Anyway, you know, she said, oh, I'm so sorry, honey. Be bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, and I think the good part about that is any self respecting adult will not bring that.

[Christy Lee]

Of course not.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't marry couple.

[Bob Kevoian]

You really should.

[Josh Arnold]

If he had shot her, it would Be brought up a lot better.

[Pat Godwin]

Hear the end of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

There is a double standard there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely. Absolutely double standard.

[Josh Arnold]

What do we think of that, Christy?

[Pat Godwin]

I.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean? What do we.

[Josh Arnold]

Women are allowed to bring up mistakes that guys make time.

[Christy Lee]

All the double standards you guys get. We get one.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? All right, we'll give you that one. We'll give you that one.

[Pat Godwin]

No, we are perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, sit there quiet.

[Pat Godwin]

I prefer you shut up.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that's not as sexy as. Yeah, you know, I'd prefer if you just.

[El Conquistador]

There.

[Josh Arnold]

If you just shut the hell up.

[Pat Godwin]

I prefer if you shut.

[Bob Kevoian]

I really wish you wouldn't roll my socks that way.

[Christy Lee]

I really do prefer.

[Bob Kevoian]

I prefer every day.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you guys feel about the conversation where he says something like that? You know, I'd prefer if you didn't roll my socks. Is there anything else that maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anything else you think? Well, yeah, anything else. I'm not doing correctly.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I do a lot of things. I'm sure, that are not. He is so clean and neat and perfect, and I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it a problem? I don't.

[El Conquistador]

Is it a problem?

[Pat Godwin]

Clean is sexy. That's good for a guy to be clean.

[Christy Lee]

But I feel guilty because he, you know, picks up after me, and I just feel bad.

[Pat Godwin]

Got a hell of a man there.

[Bob Kevoian]

He loves you because you're sloppy.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not that sloppy, but around him, it looks like I'm sloppy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does he have a nice organized drawer for socks and underwear and all that?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I've never seen him.

[El Conquistador]

It.

[Pat Godwin]

You're not allowed in there.

[Christy Lee]

I don't look in his drawers. Not.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't get in there, root around. You fish around for something. Grab that. Grab that. Tube steak smothered in underwear. You don't grab that. Let's look.

[Josh Arnold]

Christie's hiding her face, blushing.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I meant.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Hey. She says, hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're short on cash.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. Josh. Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby's here.

[El Conquistador]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we were talking with Christy about trouble in her marriage.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. I have no trouble at all.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Very happy. All good. A pilot lucky to be alive after landing a small plane on the roof of a Houston area home. Home.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tell him, Josh. Landing a plane, it's one button, guys. So easy.

[Christy Lee]

Tell this guy. Fire department officials report crews responded to a plane that landed on a house near the Covey Trails airstrip. A pilot suffered minor injuries, was taken to an area hospital.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Was not immediately known whether the home was occupied at the time of the incident.

[Josh Arnold]

He was close to an airstrip.

[Christy Lee]

He was close.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you buy a house close to an Airstream trip, you're, you know, like a golf course. You're going to get some golf balls by that much.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember in Garp, they're looking at a house and the plane flies into it and he goes, we'll take it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

It's never going to happen again.

[Josh Arnold]

Odds of this ever happening again are astronomical.

[Christy Lee]

He's right. There you go.

[El Conquistador]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it almost looks like one of those glider planes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Holy hell.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a cool plane.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a cool house.

[Christy Lee]

A fly well, but it's a very nice house.

[Josh Arnold]

How did he.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

The house looks like it sustained very little damage.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I was gonna say.

[Josh Arnold]

And even the plane looks like it sustained very little damage.

[Bob Kevoian]

He could take, take off right from there. Why not?

[Christy Lee]

You're right. It does look like a glider, doesn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Thank goodness everybody's okay, that could have been way, way more.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Authorities in Florida say a woman sold off a man's tarantula collection while he was in jail.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sold them off?

[Josh Arnold]

How could she do that to this poor guy?

[Bob Kevoian]

His prize tarantulas.

[Josh Arnold]

You think she sold them off piecemeal or one lot?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I haven't read the story. I'm learning as much as you are right now. According to the deputies at the jail, after being released, the man discovered his roommate.

[Josh Arnold]

Where are my babies?

[Christy Lee]

Had stolen and sold his tarantulas. He reported almost $600 in losses. The 37 year old woman told authorities she did not know when the victim would be released and did not know how to care for for said tarantula.

[Bob Kevoian]

The cost of tarantulas, a beginner species. 20 to $80.

[Josh Arnold]

For the tarantula?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep. The intermediate, 80 to $200. Now these intermediate are brighter and more fast moving.

[Christy Lee]

They have the actual species and then

[Bob Kevoian]

the rare exotic tarantulas, up to $500.

[Christy Lee]

She faces charges of theft and dealing in stolen property. The collection included a striped devil tarantula and a Golden Knee choco.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, those are cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those could be up to 3, $500 a piece.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are very. They're very much sought after.

[Christy Lee]

He only reported 600 in losses.

[Josh Arnold]

She didn't know what she was doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

She didn't know what she had.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen one of these? Golden Knee?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're cool.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I didn't know there were that many brands.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're your snake guy, your tarant.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a tarantula as a kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

You had a tarantula?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Fang.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What do they eat?

[Pat Godwin]

What do they eat?

[Josh Arnold]

Crickets.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did he have one fang?

[Josh Arnold]

He had two fangs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two fangs?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did he ever bite you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. Never bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you walked over, did he tell you were there?

[Josh Arnold]

Could fang tell?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He would come to me and I would call him.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you walk him?

[Christy Lee]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

Watch him on tiny leash, have him

[Christy Lee]

sit on your shoulder? Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He spoke four words.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What for?

[Josh Arnold]

I will bite you. But he could never put them together in a sentence.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, poor guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, though, tarantula just. Just being a tarantula, I remember the

[Josh Arnold]

first time it molted. I had no idea. And I walked in and I went.

[Bob Kevoian]

Until right now. They molted.

[Josh Arnold]

I walked in, I go and I. Then I look, looked. And there were two tarantulas in the terrarium. And I went to my dad. I go, why did you get me a second tarantula? I didn't know that when they molt, they just. It looks like they've left us another spider.

[Bob Kevoian]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know they did that either till.

[Josh Arnold]

Just crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

How old? The same size.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh. Nine, 10, 11, 12, probably.

[Christy Lee]

How long did he last?

[Josh Arnold]

About three or four years.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, it was the same size. Yeah, because they molt when they're growing instead of.

[Christy Lee]

So he only molted once on you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was like, once every year or so.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

Where did you get it?

[Josh Arnold]

A pet store.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

We're like, dad, I really want to.

[Josh Arnold]

Tarantula.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I got it for Christmas.

[Ace Cosby]

Was it under the tree or on the tree?

[Pat Godwin]

I love that song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or is it tarantula in the tree? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you know, we're supposed to be doing history here.

[Josh Arnold]

Here.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we're making history. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We're too busy making history.

[Pat Godwin]

We're creating history.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would we talk about what other people have done when we're doing babe?

[Christy Lee]

Well, good point.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, today's my daughter's birthday.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, happy birthday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday there, Booger. No, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

You don't call her Booger?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I call her Ellie. July 27th today. Now, let's see. President George Washington signed a measure.

[Christy Lee]

Not gonna die.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thousand points of life.

[Josh Arnold]

George Washington.

[Bob Kevoian]

A measure establishing the Department of Foreign Affairs, a forerunner of the Department of State. Isn't that interesting? Oh. In 1909, the first official test of the US Army's first airplane.

[Christy Lee]

Plane.

[Bob Kevoian]

Orville Wright. That's right. That guy flew himself into passenger Lieutenant Frank Lamb above Fort Myer, Virginia, for one hour and 12 minutes. And Lieutenant Frank Lamb screamed the entire flight.

[Christy Lee]

I bet they didn't land on a house Believable.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No, they didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

So that was the first time the military went, hey, we could utilize those.

[Bob Kevoian]

We could use a plane. Wow. Help the war efforts.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think he dropped like water balloons to see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man. Just to see if it.

[Gordon]

I would.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would think. Right. Let's see. I'm licking my.

[Christy Lee]

I have some.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

In 1999, since we've been talking about skateboarding, Tony Hawk becomes the first skateboarder to land a 900.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

What's a 900 anyway?

[Josh Arnold]

Now he's pushing turmeric on TV.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's like three revolution.

[Josh Arnold]

It's when you jump up, you go up, up the ramp, and you get in the air and you spin 900 times, then come right back down.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. That's Pretty impressive.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You spend two and a half times.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unbelievable.

[Pat Godwin]

He said 900.

[Josh Arnold]

It was not. Yeah. Oh, it takes 25 minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's very, very rarely done. That's why we celebrate it.

[Christy Lee]

Chicky.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And on the stage in 1940, Bugs Bunny first debuts in Wild Hair.

[Josh Arnold]

H A R E. They might as well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.

[Ace Cosby]

My.

[Bob Kevoian]

My parents, I saw them more than anybody else. Also on this day. Let's see. You guys know who Ryan Tannehill is? Ryan Tanahil, former quarterback of the Titans. And I'm not really sure where he is right now. Oh, he could be with the Titan. 1969, Triple H was born.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Actual name, Paul Levesque.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he said WWE guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. He's also married to Stephanie, I think. McMahon. Oh, yeah. Let's see. Maya Rudolph. It's her birthday.

[Christy Lee]

She's very funny.

[Pat Godwin]

I love her poems.

[Bob Kevoian]

And her husband is Alfred Hitchcock.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe you're thinking of Maya Angelou.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're getting Maya bad.

[Josh Arnold]

And no, she's not married to Alfred Hitchcock. She's Paul Thomas Anderson.

[El Conquistador]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they're both directors. You see how I could make it? Alex Rodriguez, born this day in 1975. A rod in 1596.

[Christy Lee]

He's rich.

[Bob Kevoian]

Walter Raleigh brings the first tobacco into England from Virginia.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he a sir then?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sir? No, not yet. As a matter of fact, when he got to England from Virginia, the English people said, Walter Raleigh. Did you know there's a cigarette named after you? The Raleigh's. He goes, no, I might want to get on that. Huh? Let's see. In 1953, the Korean War ended. In 1974, the House starts impeachment of Richard Nixon. Oh, how about that? I am not a. America needs to know that their president is not a crook.

[Josh Arnold]

What are your thoughts? I recently heard somebody say, if Watergate happened today, it would be a 10 hour news cycle. It would be. That's.

[Christy Lee]

That's about as impactful as it would be for us now.

[Josh Arnold]

It just wouldn't. No one. I believe that, yeah, 10 hours might be a little short, but maybe a week.

[Bob Kevoian]

People be like, okay, I'm disappointed saying that, but I think it, it's interesting. I think it would be maybe about. Yeah, certainly not any more than a day.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, they had listening devices and wigs.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. That's right. We had a. A fake dog with a microphone in its ear.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think he knew everything?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, of course. You got to think big, Henry.

[Josh Arnold]

Evidence now shows he really was not in the. In the know There. He, he.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's probably.

[Christy Lee]

Are you. What are you looking.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's probably closer to the truth. Anyway, I have Richard Dixon tattooed on my back.

[Christy Lee]

1974, I was so not into what was going on in the country. You know, 1974, I was watching the Partridge Family. I didn't care. Hell, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I remember in 74 and 75, I was very worried about the draft. I remember that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, were you really?

[Pat Godwin]

I was, too. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a great movie called Dick. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. My kids love that movie.

[Josh Arnold]

That is genuinely funny and clever and sweet. So check that out. It's about Watergate, but in a very comedic way.

[Ace Cosby]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll be back with more. More comedic ways. Yeah. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Do it all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Gordon]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I am Chick. And hello, Jeff Oskay.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I believe Steve. We are looking for a tarantula, a show tarantula to own. We could keep them right here on the counter.

[Christy Lee]

I would love that. Mom would be freaked.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you ever go to a tarantula ranch where they just have thousands?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, tarantula hurting when they take him to. To market. That. That's a little. That's a little rough.

[Christy Lee]

Do they have little tractors? Do they have little trailers?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

The problem is the, the horses tend to step on some of the tarantulas. But other than that, it's exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

Could you guys hold it one?

[Christy Lee]

I have never had him crawl up my arm.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never, Never, never.

[Josh Arnold]

Never ain't afraid of nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there are a few things I'm afraid of.

[Josh Arnold]

Could you, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I could not.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick says never, Ace. No, no.

[Christy Lee]

What about those big cockroaches?

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, that's where you're.

[Christy Lee]

Where people, like, wear them like a brooch.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where you're getting into my fear.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you don't like cockroaches?

[El Conquistador]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm allergic to them.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So I think I, my theory, my contention is that I'm afraid of them because I have an allergy. My body knows.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So I've always, I never liked him as kids Nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

Or do you like the song La Cucaracha?

[Josh Arnold]

I do like that.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not allergic to the hearing that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not. I don't. I don't get scared or allergic to hearing the cucaracha. That's why.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it is.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why my horn plays.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it? That is. That is cockroach, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why would it not?

[Pat Godwin]

Why would they name little bug

[Bob Kevoian]

a little teeny tiny bug.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a. At the St. Louis Zoo, they have a huge insectarium type.

[Pat Godwin]

You okay, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Really loud. They have a.

[Gordon]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Hissing cockroach tank and a phone connected to it. So when you pick up the phone and listen to it, you can hear them in there hissing.

[Gordon]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

It just skeeves me out bad.

[Christy Lee]

Are you afraid of any animals besides cockroaches?

[Bob Kevoian]

Just processed servers. I'm scared of those.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you've been served.

[Pat Godwin]

What? I've had that happen.

[Christy Lee]

Have you?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what they should do? They should train animals to be process servers. So it's less of a.

[Pat Godwin]

A.

[Josh Arnold]

If a. If a monkey in a suit came up and just handed you an envelope, you'd be giggle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'd be half pleased. Half d. I don't know. I don't like. I don't like. I don't like snakes. I don't like spiders. I don't like spiders and snakes. I don't. Yeah, that's what it is. That's what it is. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What about you, Oscar? You don't look like you'd be afraid of much.

[Ace Cosby]

Ah, yeah. I don't like bugs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it possible for a tarantula to be in your beard right now?

[Ace Cosby]

Now there is a chance. There is a small family.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you remember a guy said he had a beard much like yours, but he decided to shave it and he found two chicken feathers in his beard?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

I must have not been there.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he decided that it was from his down pillow. He had a real down pillow.

[Josh Arnold]

He was alarmed for a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. He was like, how the hell did these feathers get in my beard? And it was from his pillow.

[Christy Lee]

Do you comb it like you have a comb? Initial comb. So you would know if something worked in there?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, I would know if there's a living animal.

[Pat Godwin]

You got a lake leech, maybe from the weekend?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, there is a chance I got a lake leech. That's a good point.

[Christy Lee]

Are there lake leeches?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Use the. The beard oil and all that.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, man. Yeah. Good. I thought I was out of that the man.

[Josh Arnold]

The man takes you. The man takes care of himself.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought so.

[Ace Cosby]

How much space do I need for a tarantula?

[Josh Arnold]

A goods.

[Gordon]

3.

[Bob Kevoian]

3 acres.

[Christy Lee]

Like an aquarium.

[Josh Arnold]

3 acres per.

[Ace Cosby]

Per spider.

[Josh Arnold]

About the size of those two mon. Other would be nice. And then you want.

[Ace Cosby]

You have a wheel. Do you get the wheel?

[Bob Kevoian]

They love to run on the wheel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[El Conquistador]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Rocks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

They don't do much, do they?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Play cards.

[Josh Arnold]

They'll climb up on the side.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have to clean the cage of, like, scat and things?

[Josh Arnold]

They. What they do is so they. If you. When you put the crickets in there, the crickets are all hopping around on their own.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they like live crickets, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So that. And it pounces on them and fangs them. And then. And then it'll take multiple crickets and turn it into almost a ball and then just drink, kind of like. It's awful. Sometimes you have to leave those. The cricket. Or you have to pick that out.

[Pat Godwin]

But then one morning, you'll wake up and like magic. There's two tarantulas.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how it was. That's the first time it was molting. Yeah. Crazy. And I took the molten to school for show and tell.

[Pat Godwin]

You must have got an A for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but no girls.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're forever the spider guy. Yeah. Josh Arnold. Oh, that spider guy. Yeah, that's him.

[Josh Arnold]

Even the fangs molt. It's nuts.

[Pat Godwin]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

The eyes. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

What if we did that?

[Ace Cosby]

So are they poisonous? Like, if it bit you, would you have had to go to the hospital? Or do they take out the part

[Josh Arnold]

that I may have gone just so they could disinfect it? But they have venom. But they're not. Nothing that's gonna really.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Cause it'll kill a cricket, but it won't kill you.

[Josh Arnold]

What they do, though, that's. That was more alarming to me is if they feel threatened, they will rub their legs together and fling their hairs, and those can stick into you like tiny needles. And that can just be irritating.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're like ninjas.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It's like they throw their hair.

[Pat Godwin]

Chinese stars are thrown at you. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So that was always more, like, odd to me than getting bit. I didn't. I mean, I didn't want to get.

[Bob Kevoian]

So. Anything else.

[Christy Lee]

You pissed off your tarantula.

[Josh Arnold]

Did I?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

But.

[Josh Arnold]

But you can piss it off just by putting your hand down in there. It doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

I got.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to be bothered.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's real Right. Who knows what makes him mad anymore? Yeah, I don't think he wants to be in this relationship.

[Josh Arnold]

Moody.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a real moody.

[Josh Arnold]

They're a moody pet.

[Pat Godwin]

They want. They want their space.

[Josh Arnold]

They want space.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they want their space.

[Bob Kevoian]

So nothing else? You got the snake and the spider. That was it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Those were the only weird things.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have a weird pet, Jeff?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I had snakes, but I would just catch them in the yard and put them in a bucket. I can keep them. Garter snakes and rat snakes and stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever go to catch a lizard and the tail would come off in your hand?

[Ace Cosby]

No, I never. I had a lizard later in life.

[Josh Arnold]

Life. Like a.

[Ace Cosby]

Too old to have a lizard. Like. Like 27.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't there a lizard? A bearded dragon.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, bearded dragon.

[Josh Arnold]

Now they use beard oil and they have a brush.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I thought.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. They shave it into different shape. They have the attack beard and the attack.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have a pet growing up?

[Bob Kevoian]

I always wanted the dog, but someone who remained nameless would not let me get a dog dog.

[Christy Lee]

But you didn't have, like, a.

[Bob Kevoian]

She insisted on cats, so.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you had a. You had a dime store tortoise, right, or.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I had a dime, a Woodstock. Oh, and you go over and my. If my dad would go over and go, turtles, turtles, turtles. He'd run around. I found out. Realized later that the turtle was terrified by some sort of. Some sort of noise coming from above. But, yeah, I had him forever.

[Gordon]

Forever.

[Christy Lee]

Did you really?

[Bob Kevoian]

He might still be alive somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

He might. He might have grown into a big turtle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Turtles live forever.

[Christy Lee]

They live a long time.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Animal welfare officers in England rescued a marmoset monkey that had been abandoned inside a laundry bag on a London bus.

[Josh Arnold]

Who would do that?

[Christy Lee]

The female primate was found trapped in a small metal bird cage, wrapped inside a checkered plastic bag.

[Bob Kevoian]

What the hell?

[Christy Lee]

I know, right? The monkey has since been named Oyster and has been transferred to a sanctuary while she'll be introduced to a male companion investigators are now looking at.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so now it's trafficked camera footage

[Christy Lee]

to identify whoever abandoned the monkey. I'd rather. I'd like to say it's an arranged marriage.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. It's not. I see. Yeah, that's better.

[Christy Lee]

It's a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

That does sound nicer.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Being trafficked.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. I remember wanting a monkey when I was. But then the older I. I became the. I realized monkeys are kind of bad news.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I like my nose.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And where it is yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They go right for the face, don't they?

[Christy Lee]

No, not always.

[Josh Arnold]

Why'd you go for the face? That's the part that was looking at me. I didn't like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's where the sound's coming from. That's what we're doing. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

A team of South Korean and US researchers have unveiled robotic technology that'll dress you up without using your hands or getting help from others.

[Josh Arnold]

I trust this.

[Pat Godwin]

None things that could go wrong.

[Christy Lee]

I have.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a robot dresser. What's that? Well, I just stand there and now I will tell you this. I will tell you this. You probably shouldn't wear a necktie. But other than that, he does a real good job.

[Christy Lee]

The wearable technology uses soft and flexible, quote, unquote quote vines powered by air pressure.

[Josh Arnold]

They're calling them vines, not what they are, tentacles.

[Christy Lee]

Tentacles embedded in clothing. When pressurized, the vines glide the fabric up close to the wearer's body. Like an ivy plant, you know, climbing on a structure. Here you go.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like being married to Audrey, too.

[Pat Godwin]

The belt doesn't go up my ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, that is weird.

[Pat Godwin]

That is crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, but look at that. I mean, it's just like gray overalls. This is only good if you're Michael Myers.

[El Conquistador]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Most of your wardrobe, serial killer wear.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my.

[Christy Lee]

It takes only about 10 seconds and works even if you're not REM. If you do not remain.

[Josh Arnold]

It's only that kind of. I don't work at Valvoline. I don't need that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll come in handy when I start with Jiffy. Lou, what the hell?

[Christy Lee]

Hell, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Christy Lee]

You know, leave it to technology.

[Josh Arnold]

A robot. The belt doesn't go up my ass. Want to knock that off? You keep doing it every morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, hi.

[Christy Lee]

How are you today?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not too bad. There's Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

How are you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby. Hello, Jeff Osk.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Rab.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. I'm Chick. Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

What

[Bob Kevoian]

going on over there? Yeah, let's see.

[Christy Lee]

What do we.

[Gordon]

You know.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know my daughter, she's 33 today.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

How could that be the year of our Lord?

[Bob Kevoian]

How could I be? Let's not muddy the waters with your Bible banging over there.

[Ace Cosby]

She single?

[Gordon]

Chick.

[Ace Cosby]

Does she like older bearded men?

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, that.

[Christy Lee]

No, that would be something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nobody saw that coming.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's Jeff.

[Christy Lee]

Oscar, my son in law.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here, try it. Just call me dad.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, how's it going there, dad?

[Pat Godwin]

How's it feel?

[Bob Kevoian]

I like it. Yeah? Yeah, Yeah, I like it. I approve you.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't you two arrange a marriage?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And then just let Ellie know that. That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Here you go. Here you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Your daughter is.

[Christy Lee]

Happy birthday, honey.

[Ace Cosby]

Just swerved into a tree.

[Josh Arnold]

She's super funny.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A wonderful thinker. Thinker. And very sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's because of you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I don't know about that.

[Josh Arnold]

I do. She also adores you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I don't think that's the case.

[Josh Arnold]

I've seen her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, look at you.

[Ace Cosby]

She does, dad.

[Bob Kevoian]

She does. That's usually fine. No, I'm not gonna say that. She's. She's wonderful. A wonderful sense of time taking her to dinner tonight. Tomorrow night? She couldn't make it tonight. She's too busy for her dad. But to Be tomorrow. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you already pick out the place?

[Pat Godwin]

Are you going to Sizzler?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, we're. We're going to Steakhouse.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're gonna have a steak Ponderosa?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, if we can find one open. Thanks. Here's.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, did you prefer Ponderosa or Bonanza?

[Josh Arnold]

I preferred Bonanza.

[Bob Kevoian]

I preferred York Steakhouse.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sure. That was.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was the best right there on Wilson Road.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't think so. I almost.

[Christy Lee]

We had Ponderosa and Bonanza and Sizzler. That was it.

[Ace Cosby]

I get that popcorn shrimp at the Ponderosa.

[Josh Arnold]

We had Western Sizzling, and that was good. And then Ryan's Steakhouse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

That was like a step up here.

[Josh Arnold]

It was in St. Louis as well. But not forever, right? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I found them all to be pretty tasty as a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it was a treat.

[Pat Godwin]

It was a real treat.

[Christy Lee]

It was a treat to go out to dinner. Yeah. We never went out to dinner. Not very often. I give my mom credit for very few things, but I give her credit for fixing dinner every night after working all day. That was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, she was a working woman.

[Christy Lee]

She was. What?

[Josh Arnold]

What did she do?

[Christy Lee]

She was a working woman. She ran an office. Office manager.

[El Conquistador]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

She liked to boss people around, including her children.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, what did she keep on top of the refrigerator to keep you in line?

[Christy Lee]

Fly swatter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fly.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no. We had the. What's that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Flyback paddle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the paddle game when we were little. She took the string off. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did she take the staple?

[Ace Cosby]

Get the staple.

[Christy Lee]

She did take the staple out. She wasn't really mean.

[Pat Godwin]

Wacky on the butt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. She'd give it a little swat.

[El Conquistador]

Ouch.

[Christy Lee]

And that didn't impact my dad. Never, never touched us. It was always Mom.

[Pat Godwin]

There were different times.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We grew up in different.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I remember the words. And I know you just said this wasn't the case in your house, but the words. Words wait until your father gets off.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They meant something back.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeez.

[Christy Lee]

I think. I think the fact that my mom handled all the punishment kind of tells you where my dad stood in the relationship and why. They divorced when I was 12. Oh, yeah. She emasculated him. But that's another story for another day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, go out.

[Christy Lee]

Rest in peace, Mom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go out and make it a great day.

[Christy Lee]

A court in Argentina has recognized two goldfish. Have you talked about this?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

As sentient beings deserving rights. Rights.

[Josh Arnold]

This is outrageous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two. Two goldfish?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The fish were being kept in a cramped tank in the Window of a sushi restaurant in Buenos Aires. An animal rights organization known as Empty Cages filed a legal complaint arguing that the poor conditions violated a law which penalizes animal abuse in Argentina.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Of course, I. We're all against animal abuse.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on, goldfish.

[Christy Lee]

A court ultimately ruled the fish chick should be moved to a more suitable environment.

[Ace Cosby]

Gonna move it to the sushi station. Slice it up there. Are those more humane conditions.

[Christy Lee]

Carlos Jose Aga, one of the specialists who helped with the rescue, adopted the fish, moved them from the 40 liter display case into a 2500 liter at his home.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're not my real dad.

[Christy Lee]

And has named the fish. Ah, boy, I'm gonna say Maggie and Fetty. Just to be done here. He said that having two fish in a glass display case is more or less the same as putting two polar bears in a cage inside a sauna.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

He added, it's not illegal per se, to keep a fish in a fish tank. However, it's illegal to keep them in conditions that cause mistreatment or cruelty.

[Josh Arnold]

We all agree with that. The fish should be in a nice, proper.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Aquarium.

[Christy Lee]

They're still keeping him in a fish tank, though. He went from just a bigger. You got into a bigger fish tank.

[Josh Arnold]

But that doesn't mean the goldfish have raised rights.

[Christy Lee]

No, I think apparently they do in Argentina.

[Bob Kevoian]

You should have a bubbler. Right. Isn't that a bubbler to keep the water moving or something?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I have a warbler in my bird bath outside.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Keep the water moving. Keep the mosquitoes from laying eggs.

[Josh Arnold]

Will that also keep the water from freezing in the winter?

[Christy Lee]

I have that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's separate.

[Christy Lee]

That's a separate thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Separate apparatus.

[Christy Lee]

I have a heater.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a $4,500 bird.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's $10,000 a bird bath. 10,000? 10 grand. 10 racks.

[Christy Lee]

Just a piece of granite with refill on.

[Ace Cosby]

Does it refill itself?

[Christy Lee]

No. I have to clean it every day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Every day?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Do you know how dirty birds are every day? I clean it every day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you kidding?

[Christy Lee]

Rinse it out and wipe it down real good.

[Josh Arnold]

Get this thing out of here.

[Ace Cosby]

They eat dead carcasses off the road. They don't care about some dirty water.

[Christy Lee]

I want my birds to be dirty

[Bob Kevoian]

water in the river.

[Christy Lee]

Charles, did you talk about snoring when I was gone?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, we did.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess, of course, is a mean snorer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, do you snore?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, apparently I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'd prefer it if you don't

[Pat Godwin]

snore from now on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that. Is that what he said?

[Christy Lee]

No, he never.

[Bob Kevoian]

What did he say, Chris?

[Christy Lee]

He said, no, he will come in the next day and go, oh, you were really snoring away last night, so you must have slept well. Yeah, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh boy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Pat Godwin]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

You must have slept well.

[Gordon]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Hope you slept well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, that is.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Passive aggressive.

[Josh Arnold]

One of us was sleeping.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very little sleeping going on on my side of the bed. I know.

[Pat Godwin]

You look rested.

[Christy Lee]

He snores too. Don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I went ahead and just got up and cleaned up your messes.

[Christy Lee]

Are you guys snorers?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You cleaned your bird feeder yesterday.

[Ace Cosby]

I think so. But my lady's a louder snorer than I am.

[Christy Lee]

He did clean the bird bath yesterday. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he helps a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd prefer it if we got rid of the bird bath.

[Christy Lee]

He bought me the bird bath for my birthday.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was a stupid idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Changed his mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I've changed my mind about a lot of stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Buying appliances for the bird bath.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got a heater. We got a bubbler. We got a.

[Pat Godwin]

We got a cleaner.

[Christy Lee]

It's a warbler. It's not a bubbler. It's a difference.

[Ace Cosby]

Could you stop using 30 bucks heavy on water?

[Christy Lee]

I do not.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm eating a bologna sandwich for dinner because we got a new H vac system.

[Bob Kevoian]

It needs Fiji. Fiji? Water. No other water. Is that what I'm hearing?

[Christy Lee]

16 year old reenacted.

[Josh Arnold]

Do I have to start dressing up as a bird to get any kind of attention around here?

[Christy Lee]

You know those violated woodpeckers? They had a big beak.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be nice. Be nice. You paid attention to my pecker, I'll tell you that. Good lord. What the hell?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, steak for dinner. These are for the birds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you kidding me?

[Christy Lee]

A 16 year old reenactor from England is walking more than 100 miles in Viking equipment to raise money for charity.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Just give.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't. I can't get up. I can't get hired any. I'm gonna hire myself.

[Pat Godwin]

Viking equipment.

[Christy Lee]

Ryan Olson from Ellesmer Port is taking on the challenge in memory of his late history teacher and fellow Viking reenactor, Hannah Freeman. He plans to walk from Chester to York dressed in period clothing and carrying Viking equipment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Period clothing.

[Christy Lee]

He set off.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would you wear that?

[Christy Lee]

I need to get an update on him. He set off July 18 and aims to complete more than 100 miles on foot in 12 days. Days?

[El Conquistador]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's doing 100 miles on foot?

[Gordon]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Equipment.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's actually not ten miles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Eight miles a day.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I guess I'm assuming Viking equipment is heavy, I would think.

[Christy Lee]

Especially if you carry the boat.

[Pat Godwin]

So they're reenacting the reenactors.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you got to take, like, four or five steps, drag the boat. Four or five steps, drag the boat.

[Pat Godwin]

So you want to pillage today and do the other thing.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not a Viking with a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Without a boat, I don't have any energy to pillage.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know what?

[Pat Godwin]

Last time we pillaged, I didn't care for it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know much about Vikings. They're calling it.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're from Minnesota.

[Christy Lee]

They're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

They're calling it the Zoomer to Boomer payphone hotline. Have you heard about this?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

It's designed to bridge the divide, and

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think he wants to.

[Christy Lee]

Gen Z's and baby boomers.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are they for?

[Christy Lee]

So the Gen Zers and baby boomers can connect, if you will.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. All right.

[Christy Lee]

According to the New York Times, the payphone located on a busy street in Boston.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, they don't like us, we don't like them. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Where college students often frequent automatically places a free call to a similar pay phone located in a senior living complex in Reno, Nevada.

[Josh Arnold]

I couldn't hate this more.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then. And then you heard Reno.

[Christy Lee]

Data shared by Matter Neuroscience shows the average call length is almost three minutes. By the way, they're the ones who installed the phones. Calla Kessler, a social strategist from Matter Neuroscience.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Told the time. Small, positive interactions can have a ripple effect and perhaps make the world a better place.

[Josh Arnold]

If that's not what. There's no way that's what's happening here in Boston.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think? The kids are calling Reno and just.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, in Boston, there's. They call up and they. Hello? And Yankees suck.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly what they're doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Or the dead yet and then hang up. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Or the old guy. It's just like, is this my grandson? And they're like, no. And it's just my grandson.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I thought this was my grandson.

[Christy Lee]

We're all nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, and Yankees suck.

[Gordon]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

What? What's the best.

[Pat Godwin]

You never run out of news?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't like this stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, give us something you really don't like.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Gordon]

Here you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Watch us make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

[Gordon]

Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

The Cambridge dictionary has added a new phrase to Its database.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You love these.

[Christy Lee]

I know how. This is only one. It's called Graduation Creep.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's where you not invited to a graduation party. You just come right in, you go

[Ace Cosby]

up and ask them what they're wearing under their gown.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's the Graduation Creep.

[Pat Godwin]

You do something goofy on stage, what'd you major in?

[Christy Lee]

Do you want to guess?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, this is some sort of negative feeling you get post graduation.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's very well thought out. This is stupid. Oh, the trend for graduation ceremonies to be held for pupils and students at lower levels of education, not just for college and universities.

[Josh Arnold]

My daughter just graduated the fourth grade.

[Bob Kevoian]

That kind of thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, her kindergarten graduation. We had fifth grade graduation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Eighth grade graduation grade graduation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kindergarten. Yeah, we had silly.

[Christy Lee]

The Graduation Creep. All right, all right.

[Josh Arnold]

I like Jeff's better.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, what are you wearing underneath that guy?

[Ace Cosby]

What do you got under the.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a graduation.

[Christy Lee]

Usually it's a short white dress.

[Pat Godwin]

He has no kids involved at all.

[Josh Arnold]

He just goes, yeah, I just show up.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, you look pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

You know a UK mom who ain't holding my appliance. Applause for her.

[Bob Kevoian]

I tell you what she's wearing underneath it.

[Christy Lee]

A UK mother who returned to college in her 60s has graduated alongside her daughter after years of late night study sessions together. 63 year old Elaine Shaw and her 24 year old daughter Anissa Padgett recently collected their degrees together from the University of Bradford. Ms. Padgett achieved first class honors in archaeology while her mom secured upper division honors in heritage and archaeology. Ms. Shaw now works full time as a cemetery registrar at the Undercliff Cemetery in the United Kingdom.

[Bob Kevoian]

What I do is I. I keep an eye out for anybody digging. I see them digging. Your ghouls, you go out and I and her daughter. Hey you. You're supposed to be here. And I get their name, man. That's pretty much it.

[Christy Lee]

You register them. Her daughter hopes to build a career working with museum collections. So congratulations.

[Bob Kevoian]

What I do is I Mom and dad.

[Christy Lee]

Mom and daughter.

[Bob Kevoian]

I call patrons of the museum. Hey, your payment's late.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on. Just give us your checking account.

[Pat Godwin]

You pledge 100 bucks automatic pay.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no fine or penalty, but please try to be on time.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

We got skulls to power.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's all I ask.

[Christy Lee]

I'll dig around and find something when we come back back.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Jeff Oskay]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 or@bob&tom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, that's a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

How you doing?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh, there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there those two go at it. Oh, there's Ace Cosby. Jeff Osk.

[Ace Cosby]

How's it going, dad?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Have you heard from hell this morning?

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully she's sleeping in on her birthday.

[Christy Lee]

I hope so.

[Bob Kevoian]

And congratulations to Todd Kumby. He won $11,000. How about that, huh? What do you.

[Christy Lee]

How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that? I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chris. How about regional thing? How about the new check local listings.

[Christy Lee]

Anybody following punch the orphan monkey on their Instagram?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. What's up to.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean? Of course not.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm against orphan mon. Monkeys.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever see them? Very sad. No one wants to.

[Christy Lee]

He's at a zoo, you guys. He's not totally orphaned, but he stole people's hearts. He was clinging to an orangutan stuffed animal because he was rejected by his mother at birth. So they, they raised him at the zoo and he had a lot of trouble getting people to like him in the, in the monkey community. Now, go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Any other sad facts?

[Christy Lee]

No, he, he's been accepted into the group, and he celebrated his first birthday over the weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, that's nice.

[Christy Lee]

2500 birthday cards from around the world for little Punch. And of course, he was very heavily visited by folks at the Turkey Sedated. What?

[Bob Kevoian]

At least sedated Punch.

[Christy Lee]

Look him up. He's very cute.

[Ace Cosby]

It was a great birthday party. They were blowing bubbles. They were.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Bubbles was never happy.

[Christy Lee]

Odyssey continues to captivate audiences in its second weekend, raking in $87 million. That's just in North America alone. Globally, the film has earned an estimated $640 million.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that'll hit a billion, easy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it gets close to two.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Meanwhile, Disney's Moana and Toy Story 5 secured second and third place place. Toy Story 5 surpassed 1 billion globally over the weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm confused. Wasn't there already a Moana?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, this is a live action.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they called Moana, though. Isn't that confusing? They're both called Moana.

[Josh Arnold]

It's both. It's the exact same story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not confusing to those who are watching it. It'd be confusing to you.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm confused. Right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Audiences aren't loving it.

[Christy Lee]

No, they're not.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not clamoring.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because moana came out 10 years ago ago. That's it.

[Christy Lee]

It's not going over well. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Has it been 10 years already?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I mean, that's too soon to all of a sudden do a live action remake, isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

The answer is yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm against live action remakes.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of am, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't see them doing the Fast and Furious in live action remakes. Do you know there are cartoons Once they're cartoons, always.

[Christy Lee]

Comic Con was held over the weekend in San Diego. Rick Moranis made a video visit where

[Bob Kevoian]

all the big deals are made in Hollywood.

[Christy Lee]

Right. And announce Space Balls. The new one is coming April 2027.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, look forward to it.

[Christy Lee]

We're waiting for the next Spaceballs movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

What does he play? Big helmet or dark helmet?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet she gives great helmet. He says at one point.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, oh, boy. That's probably what. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I don't have it in front of me, but Ryan Gosling was announced as a new Marvel character. Ghost Rider.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's coming out in 2028.

[Bob Kevoian]

And didn't Nicholas Cage do Ghost Rider?

[Josh Arnold]

He did. He did two of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not good, but I was entertained the whole time.

[Bob Kevoian]

And another thing. How can Robert Downey Jr. Come back as Dr. Doom. I don't understand that. Iron. Iron Man.

[Christy Lee]

Iron Man.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not saying it'll be bad. I just don't get why.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why would you do that?

[Ace Cosby]

So.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll find out, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that one guy was a Human Torch and Captain America. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a mess. It's a mess.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a mess.

[Christy Lee]

So they're just spewing out movies to make money? Is that what you're saying?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think so. They're making mistakes all over the place.

[Josh Arnold]

The profit deal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tent poles.

[Christy Lee]

Spider man superhero is in the news today.

[Josh Arnold]

As opposed to Spider man, the garbage.

[Gordon]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

That guy, Spider man has jumped to the aid of a man using a wheelchair to cross several lanes of traffic. That's right. In Arkansas. Spider man, or a person dressed as Spider Man.

[Bob Kevoian]

He jumps out of a car unexpectedly

[Christy Lee]

helped a man crossing a busy street.

[Bob Kevoian]

He does.

[Christy Lee]

Christopher Hellenthal was returning from his job at a trampoline park when he spotted the person struggling to cross six lanes of traffic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why was the guy in a wheelchair at a trampoline park?

[Christy Lee]

It's the other guy. The guy who's dressed as Superman was in the. Worked at the trampoline park, not the guy in the wheelchair.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, wait.

[Ace Cosby]

Why is Superman there now?

[Christy Lee]

Superman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Superman's DC Spider Man's Marvel. Come on now.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Helen Thal, who works at the trampoline park was dressed as Spider man and was still wearing his costume from a superhero themed event. Jumped out of his car, whisked the person to safety just seconds before the light changed.

[Bob Kevoian]

I prefer you don't read that story anymore.

[Christy Lee]

All right, you fill the next two minutes because I'm done.

[Josh Arnold]

A guy in a wheelchair thought he could cross eight lanes of traffic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or six.

[Christy Lee]

Six lanes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whatever it was, boy, Whatever it was,

[Josh Arnold]

that's the true hero. If he did it, that's a real life game of Frogger.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think he backs up and goes forward and backs up.

[Josh Arnold]

Or you don't think so?

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe he does.

[Josh Arnold]

Or he's in one lane. He kind of goes to the left and then up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never really cared for Frog.

[Josh Arnold]

Frogger loved it. In fact, Crossy Road, which is a blatant rip off of Frogger, but still. Still fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's it called?

[Pat Godwin]

It's called Crossy Road.

[Christy Lee]

Crossy Road.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys are not familiar with Crossy Road?

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it C R O S S Y.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

You played Crossy Road as a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

Not as a kid. As an adult.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. Oh, that's a less lesser game than Frogger.

[Josh Arnold]

Crossy road has other avatars. So you can be different guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't have to be. You don't have to be a frog.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope, you're a man. You can be a firefighter, you can be a professor, you can be a doctor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Trying to get across.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going to cross your road.

[Bob Kevoian]

Planes are tr.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's awesome.

[Ace Cosby]

Did that come on an intellivision or.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's way older or it's what? Newer than that.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Crossy road's only. It's.

[Ace Cosby]

It's what gaming system?

[Josh Arnold]

Your phone? Oh, your iPad.

[Bob Kevoian]

So if I go on there right now, I can find Crossy Road?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Crossy road is new for us, old for the young. Those what I'm like.

[Pat Godwin]

And you're not messing with us?

[Josh Arnold]

Not at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

It sounds like something you'd make.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you wordle dorks are missing out on Crossy Road.

[Pat Godwin]

You're too good of an actor. I don't trust you. All right, I say there's no crossing.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're saying Crossy road is better than connections? Is that what you're telling me?

[Josh Arnold]

Way better. Now that's coming from somebody who's never played connections.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, oh.

[Ace Cosby]

Now what's your avatar? What do you go with?

[Pat Godwin]

Are you chicken? Are you a chicken?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not kidding. You can be a man dressed as a chicken.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

How did it be the first? That might be the default. I was just joking sometimes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me tell you something, Frankenstein. If you've been lying to me this whole time. Yes, I'm totally lying in.

[Josh Arnold]

Because as you get as you do better in the. And you collect points and coins while. While crossing the roads.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? Playing Crossy Roads.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You get new avatars if you make

[Pat Godwin]

a fool out of me. When I check this I'm going to be very.

[Christy Lee]

What happens if your chicken gets doesn't cross the road back?

[Pat Godwin]

The eternal question.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the age old.

[El Conquistador]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Do feathers fly everywhere? When it gets didn't get hit by

[Josh Arnold]

a train, you have to jump on lily pads and logs.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's Crossy tracks.

[Josh Arnold]

As a man, there are more than roads in Crossy Roads.

[Bob Kevoian]

As a man dressed as a chicken, can you lay an egg?

[Pat Godwin]

Take me home. Crossy Road.

[Josh Arnold]

So I really want you guys to try crossing.

[Pat Godwin]

There's no Crossy Roads.

[Ace Cosby]

Crossy Roads where we're going to a

[Pat Godwin]

place that doesn't exist.

[Bob Kevoian]

Crossy Roads.

[Pat Godwin]

It's just mine.

[Josh Arnold]

Wallow in your own ignorance.

[Bob Kevoian]

Weston, Virginia all you guys are doubting. We'll be back tomorrow. Shut up. Christy and I was talking. Oh, shut up, Josh. Is that it?

[El Conquistador]

That's it.

[Pat Godwin]

That's good.

[Christy Lee]

That's it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I apologize.

[Josh Arnold]

Going down to the crossy road.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're in O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

How special is it that we've been

[Bob Kevoian]

able to follow this young group of guys?

[Christy Lee]

It's been such a roller coaster of emotions.

[Pat Godwin]

You can feel the intensity, quite a

[Christy Lee]

bit of time, energy, effort, everything along

[Gordon]

the way on these guys making the country proud.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I think they will this summer.

[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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