The BOB & TOM Show - July 28, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – July 28, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers the classic blend of comedy, culture, sports, and the whimsical banter that listeners love. The team covers everything from personal “superstitions” and animal news to deodorant discourse and wild takes on food, relationships, and irrational fears. Highlights include the debut of an “Announcer Guy” sketch, Pat Godwin’s return song, lively debates on underwear, pets, and even an AI-generated wedding. The show keeps the laughs flowing while fielding letters, sharing stories, and dropping in the kind of oddball wisdom only Bob, Tom, Christy, Chick, Josh, Pat, and friends can provide.

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Key Segments and Highlights

1. Cold Open: The “Announcer Guy” Parody [00:15–04:05]

• Premise: Comedy about hiring a dapper “personal announcer” as the ultimate status symbol.
• Voices: Bob, Tom, Christy, Larry Morgan, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Jeff Oskay.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Larry Morgan: “Phil is dressed for success in a fashionable hand tailored Armani suit... Retail value $2,500. This is Larry Morgan speaking.” [01:19]
• Sarcastic overstatement of announcing everything, from suit prices to confessions, with hilariously inappropriate disclosures in the confessional scene.
• Tone: Satirical, deadpan, and over-the-top.

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2. Studio Banter, Intros & Animal Antics [04:15–16:29]

• Cast Introductions: Christy Lee heads the news desk, Pat Godwin is back post medical leave, introductions of Jess, Josh, Ace, and Jeff.
• Animal News:
  • Story of a black squirrel halting a Detroit Tigers game [05:00+].
  • Christy Lee: “A lot of times it’s good luck for the home team.” [05:20]
  • Discussion veers into regional squirrel varieties and animal superstitions in sports.
• Morning Routine & Superstitions:
  • The cast discusses bed sides, superstitions (like Patrick Roy talking to the goal posts), and clothing choices.
  • Bob: “I usually say, how are you gonna keep them down on the farm? Out loud. Yeah, I mumble it.” [08:23]
• Memorable Quote:
  • Tom Griswold: “If you’re in that situation at that point, does it really matter where you’re lying?” [07:38]

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3. Underwear, Laundry & Sales [11:00–13:38]

• Sharing of personal laundry habits—whether to separate lights/darks (Christy and Tom) or “let them fight it out” (Bob and Jeff).
• Christy recounts accidentally selling underwear at an event: “She was gonna put them in a shadow box.” [12:12]
• Bob reveals owning a Super Bowl MVP jockstrap: “It showed up all sweaty and musty... it was foggy.” [13:09]
• Tone: Light, self-mocking, oversharing, classic Bob & Tom group therapy.

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4. Celebrity & Sex Symbol Discussion – Sydney Sweeney Segment [16:29–21:00]

• The crew dissects Instagram, celebrity attractiveness, “boob size” debates (especially on Sydney Sweeney), with comedic takes on male/gay/straight perspectives.
• Notable exchange:
  • Christy: “That’s a Martian sentence.” [18:40]
  • Bob, on ideal nipples: “About the size of a cupcake... sitting on a football helmet.” [19:56]
• Conversation escalates (and spirals) into discussions on sexual preferences, “squirter” statistics, and the emotional impacts of comparison in relationships—with a surprising blend of sincerity and relentless joking.
• Tone: Raunchy, honest, with flashes of real vulnerability.

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5. Listener Letters: Pets, Spiders, Socks, and Steakhouses [23:30–32:00]

• Puppy Fever: Listeners send in dog photos.
• Tarantula Tales: Military listeners share run-ins with spiders.
• Sock Store Names: Comedy about Southern stores: “It ain’t gonna sock itself.” [27:05]
• Steakhouse Memories: Nostalgia for buttery hamburger buns, Ponderosa, beer-steamed hot dogs (Lums), and personal steak-cooking stories.
• Food and memory blend, showcasing the show's nostalgic, Americana streak.

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6. Pat Godwin’s Musical Return: "Barbara O’ Brien’s Boobs Were Booze" [39:37–42:30]

• Pat, recently cleared by doctors, brings a new comedic song about sobriety and temptation—a woman’s boobs “as booze.”
• Memorable Verse: “If Barbara O’ Brien’s boobs were booze, I’d be loaded all the time.” [41:10]
• Aftermath: Much group ribbing and praise.

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7. News of the Weird: Sports, Squirrels, Tattoos, and (Toilet) Drinking Contests [43:56–68:00]

• Sports Superstitions: Jordan’s shorts, Gretzky’s diet, Serena’s socks, Boggs’ chicken, NHL playoff beards, urinating on hands for good luck.
• Unique World Record: Highest altitude skydive tattoo (“FLY” at 15,000 feet). [49:00–50:36]
  • Bob: “Can you tell it’s a word?” Tom: “You can definitely read it.” [50:19]
• Toilet Drinking Contest in Russia: People race to slurp drinks from new toilet bowls. "Game of Thrones" event—$1,200 prize. [66:08]
  • "Mind if I sip out of your toilet?" [42:49–43:41]
• Swiss Pet Law: Owners must dilute dog urine with water in public.
  • “You gotta carry a bottle of water to delete the urine left in public places.” [68:14]
• Animal Antics: Pigeon riding a drone, orcas exploding sunfish for fun, wild monkeys in Florida, and goldfish invasion in Alberta.

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8. Irrational Fears, Phobia Quiz & Scent Talk [80:05–95:37]

• Phobias: Discussion of megalophobia (large objects), submechanophobia (underwater man-made structures), and fun phobia trivia:
  • Jeff Oskay quizzes the team: "Nomophobia: fear of being without your mobile phone." [85:01]
  • Decidophobia: "I have that. My daughter has it really bad.” –Tom [90:57]
• Scent/Deodorant: Debate about antiperspirant vs. deodorant, Christy’s non-paraben favorite, homemade alternatives ("just a lemon under your arms"), and failed brands (“Tom’s main deodorant – does not work”). [62:00–65:32]

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9. Food Talk & “Pickle Spill” Song [98:37–110:14]

• Novelty Foods: 3-foot-long seafood pizza with garlic knot crust sparks amazement.
• School Food Memories: Stories about school pizza, hot sandwiches, and church fundraisers for food.
• Pickle Preferences: Listeners and hosts rank and debate best pickles, uses of brine, and the eternal dill vs. bread-and-butter debate.
  • Jess: “I started a series on social called The Pickled Porch...” [109:33]
• Musical Highlight: Pat Godwin debuts a new jingle:
  • “Pickle spill, trucker. Pickle spill, pickles on the highway, pickles there still...” [107:55]

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10. Sexy Time with Ally Breen: Letters & Relationship Troubles [136:03–152:29]

• Momma’s Boy: “It takes away his masculinity and makes me worried I’ll have to do everything for him if we get married.” [137:01]
• Boyfriend Stalks Ex on Instagram: “If he had not said anything, he would have been better off.” [140:18]
• Post-Divorce Dating Timelines: Should people wait a year to date? [143:26]
• Hygiene Issues in the Bedroom: “Wouldn’t you be so embarrassed?” [146:08]
• Sex While Family Visiting: “Nothing dries you up faster than knowing Daddy's down the hall.” –Jessica Alsman [147:11]
• Bachelor Party Fallout: Weekend “party with a bunch of girls” — bad news!

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11. Bizarre News & Show Close [154:32–End]

• Robot Wedding in Moscow: “Robert & Matilda” exchange AI-written vows at the Pushkin Library.
• Wedding Dress Sizing Crisis: Weight loss drugs are altering the industry—brides required to guarantee dress size fits.
• Emotional Support Chickens Confiscated: A Pennsylvania borough bans a woman’s beloved pet chickens (Kathy, Mary, Bailey, Ruby, Abigail, Elizabeth) despite their therapeutic value.
• End of Show: Plugs for tomorrow’s guests (Greg Warren, Joe Theisman), and a slew of last laughs.

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Notable Quotes (by Timestamp)

• On Superstitions:
  • Bob: “I wash everything in cold and let them fight it out.” [11:16]
• On Nicknames:
  • Bob: “Your dreams will be impressive and you’ll be really proud when you’re introduced by a guy whose voice is way too loud.” [03:45]
• On Laundry:
  • Bob: “Do they have laundresses anymore, do you think?” [13:21]
• Sexual Comedy:
  • Christy: “That’s a Martian sentence.” (re: criticizing Sydney Sweeney’s boobs) [18:40]
  • Bob: “Until you have something tangible…” [20:47]
• On Phobias:
  • Tom: “You cannot give me more than two or three choices or I’m…” (on decidophobia) [91:07]
• On Personal Scent:
  • Christy: “If I wanted, I could put it on today and not put it on again until Friday, and not have any problems at all.” (on deodorant) [63:44]
• Bizarre Contest:
  • Christy: “So these are toilets fresh off the assembly line, as it were.” [66:25]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:15–04:05: “Announcer Guy” Sketch
• 04:15–21:00: Cast intros, animal news, routines, superstitions, sports (animal interruptions)
• 21:00–32:00: Listener letters, spider stories, sock shops, steakhouse memories
• 39:37–42:30: Pat Godwin’s “Barbara O’ Brien’s Boobs Were Booze” (song)
• 43:56–68:00: Sports superstitions news, world records, toilet drinking contest, pet urine law
• 80:05–95:37: Phobias, fear discussion, deodorant
• 98:37–110:14: 3-foot seafood pizza, school food, Pat’s “Pickle Spill” song, Pickles galore
• 136:03–152:29: Sexy Time with Ally Breen: Letters about relationships, hygiene, and marriage
• 154:32–161:15: Robot wedding, wedding dress crisis, emotional support chickens banned, show wrap

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Final Thoughts and Tone

True to form, this episode is boisterous, irreverent, full of tangents, sexual humor, friendly razzing, and moments of genuine camaraderie. The mix of news, quirky personal stories, listener emails, creative songmanship, and crowd-pleasing bits (like the phobia quiz and toilet contest) keeps the energy high and engagement strong. The team’s banter balances sharp-tongued teasing with sincere advice—offering both laughs and, sometimes, unexpected nuggets of wisdom.

If you missed this episode, you missed an epic “odds and ends” variety show ranging from the uniquely practical (how to do laundry efficiently) to the supremely absurd (pigeon drone rides and robots in love). No one does offbeat American radio like the Bob & Tom crew.

Transcript

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the bob and tom show. Are you a successful entrepreneur or business person who appreciates all the perks that come with success? Lavish homes, flashy cars, generous expense accounts? Well, isn't it time you attain the ultimate status symbol? Your very own personal announcer. Your friends and colleagues will be impressed when they meet this dapper gentleman with the commanding voice. He's the Announcer Guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Phil. Thanks for coming to my party.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's this? Hey, Cindy, check this out.

[Christy Lee]

This is my very own Announcer Guy. Hey, Announcer Guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Say something.

[Larry Morgan]

Hello, Cindy. It's time to meet your very special party guest. Say hello to Phil Mundor. This is Larry Morgan speaking.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you. Of course I know Phil. And nice to meet you, Mr. Announcer Guy. By the way, Phil, you look great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, thanks. I got this new suit I. Tonight,

[Larry Morgan]

Phil is dressed for success in a fashionable hand tailored Armani suit. With softly constructed shoulders and a slimming silhouette. Phil is comfortably attired for whatever environment he should find himself in. Retail value $2,500. This is Larry Morgan speaking.

[Pat Godwin]

Ooh, I wish I hadn't given the price on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow, that's great, Phil.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me get you a drink.

[Jess Hooker]

What are you having?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I think I'll have a beer.

[Larry Morgan]

This evening Phil will be enjoying Dewar's on the rocks.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Larry Morgan]

Dewar's, the finest blended scotch whiskey money can buy. And as always, we remind you to please drink responsibly. This is Larry Morgan speaking.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess a scotch would be okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks.

[Larry Morgan]

Announcer Guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's your own personal announcer. And he's only available from Bob and Tom Enterprises, a division of Frigate All Industries.

[Christy Lee]

You get more respect from the company

[Bob Kevoian]

you keep when you're introduced by a guy whose voice is really deep. Announcer Guy. Announcer guy. He makes announcements just for you. He's the Announcer guy. And like it or not, he'll follow you anywhere.

[Christy Lee]

All right, my son, let's hear your confession.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bless me, Father, for I have.

[Larry Morgan]

And it's been three months since his last confession. Good morning, Father o'. Malley. Say hello to Phil Mundor. Recently, Phil has embezzled from the office football pool, run over the neighbor's cat, and has had some extraordinarily erotic dreams starring his 18 year old neighbor, Kaitlin Kravitz. Caitlin's appearance is brought to you by Nikon. Nikon, maker of the world's finest binoculars. This is Larry Morgan speaking.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesus H. Christ.

[Bob Kevoian]

Phil Mondor.

[Christy Lee]

That's one hell of a confession.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or my name's not Father Mar o'.

[Jess Hooker]

Malley.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now here to present your penance is my announcer.

[Larry Morgan]

God thanks Mark. For Phil's penance, Father O' Malley orders 10 Hail Marys and 20 Our Fathers. Now go and sin no more. And thanks for visiting Father OMalley's confessional. And please accept these fabulous parting gifts. A case of rice, a Roni, the San Francisco treat, and the hot new CD recording. Larry Morgan reads the New Testament. This is Tony Lamont speaking.

[Christy Lee]

Your dreams will be impressive and you'll

[Bob Kevoian]

be really proud when you're introduced by a guy whose voice is way too loud. Announcer guy. Announcer guy. He makes announcement just for you.

[Larry Morgan]

The announcer guy only. From Bob and Tom Enterprises, this is Larry Morgan speaking.

[Bob Kevoian]

See announcers who always have a job. Some somehow we might have to go door to door and pedal our services, but it's the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guitar in hand, ready to go.

[Pat Godwin]

Read.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ready to go. Pat says good day for you.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I got cleared by the doctor.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Larry Morgan]

Boom.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

That's great news.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Larry Morgan]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's up, buddy?

[Bob Kevoian]

What's up? I'm Chick. And yeah, big day for Pat Godwin. He cleared from your doc, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have a note from your doctor explaining your. I'm kidding.

[Christy Lee]

We do have to see that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, we do. It. It's. Never mind. You know what we had last night in the Major League Baseball. One of my favorite things. What an animal got loose on the field. And in this case, it's a little black squirrel.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of times it's good luck for the home team.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And turns into a thing. I forget the last time an animal, but they made it like a mascot. And last night was no exception. It was a little black squirrel. At Comerica park in Detroit. Tigers and the Orioles were playing and it took like 13 members of both teams to go out with. With towels and try to cover the squirrel up. But they were also trying not to get bitten by the squirrel as they're trying to herd the thing and get it off the field.

[Christy Lee]

I've never seen a black squirrel in person, have you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. No, not in person. Certainly not in person.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a Michigan thing?

[Christy Lee]

According to Griswold?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think it. I think it might be. Absolutely a Michigan thing. So we'll talk about that later.

[Tom Griswold]

Awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you got coming up in New.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea. All right, sir, I am Running show behind.

[Ally Breen]

Fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Happens, you know? It does. We've all been there, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then every. You know how little things just get you off, you know? Not like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure, I mean, I, I off your

[Tom Griswold]

schedule, I'd rather not.

[Christy Lee]

Spaghetti straps.

[Pat Godwin]

Sometimes big things get me off.

[Tom Griswold]

Spaghetti straps. You like?

[Christy Lee]

Well, a loose one, maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Peekaboo shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

See what little each little toes doing, you know, stuff like that. It's a little things sometimes little things. Little things are only thing hit me off now anyway. You're out of routine, Is that what you're talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm out of sorts today. But we have. We have a monkey sighting in the news. Not a squirrel, but monkeys.

[Bob Kevoian]

See more animals taking over. Do you have a superstition that you attend to in the morning, Christy? Do you like. You like to get up on the one side of the bed or.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I always sleep on the one side of the bed, so, yeah, if I go on the other side of the bed, I'd have to roll over. My husband. That would be weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did he say he preferred you not to sleep on that side of the bed? Is that not what happened?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he didn't get a choice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Larry Morgan]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

You told him what side?

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I always sleep on that side of the bed. If you're facing the bed, it would be the left side.

[Bob Kevoian]

The left side. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you closest to the door?

[Tom Griswold]

I am closest to the door, but that way I can roll out and right into the bathroom.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's super close.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, but you're also first to get murdered.

[Tom Griswold]

That's okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's okay. No, no, I don't have any.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I think if you're in that situation at that point, does it really matter where you're laying?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, the person closest to the door gets murdered first.

[Tom Griswold]

And then what are you gonna do if you're the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, while you're getting murdered, I'm running out the door calling 91 1.

[Larry Morgan]

Is that right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Well, I'm closest to the door because I'm a real man, so I'm taking the stabbing. I'm taking the stabbing for my lady so she could run.

[Tom Griswold]

That you are.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? You're a gentleman.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're a vanishing breed. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

My husband is a gentleman. I'm the one who chose to sleep on that side.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, as you might guess, athletes have the oddest superstitions. Oh, I bet we'll talk about something.

[Tom Griswold]

You have superstitions?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, other than when I start the shower. I usually say, how are you going to keep them down on the farm?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know why, how that started, but I. Out loud. Yeah, I. Well, I mumble it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

it's become a thing. But there was, there was a basketball player who wears his college. His college shorts underneath his professional uniform. That's cool to. Yeah, I'll tell you who. Coming up later, huh? Isn't that interesting? Yeah, and I think Reggie used to wear two pennies underneath his wristband or something because somebody told him one time, you ain't worth 2 cents or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

And yeah, he does that. Patrick Wa. He skates backwards into his goalposts and then he starts talking to him. But there's no, no quote here on what he says to the goal post.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I wonder if they're different things each day. But. And it's pronounced Roy, by the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's wah. I know enough to say Wa talked to his hockey goal post and skated backwards to his net before every period.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry, Chrisley.

[Tom Griswold]

That's okay. I gave him up a long time ago.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? These aren't for me.

[Tom Griswold]

What period?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Tiger woods wears red on Sundays. Well, he used to. His mother said it was his power color. Oh, I think his mom was probably a tiger mother. Don't you think?

[Christy Lee]

He wears my definition.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think she was.

[Pat Godwin]

He wears handcuffs on Monday.

[Bob Kevoian]

You too, Pat. Really? You're gonna, you're gonna chide him about how's he doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Is he okay? Do. We haven't heard about him in a while.

[Pat Godwin]

Rehabs.

[Bob Kevoian]

The last I heard it was okay. They were going to look at his medical records in court. They okayed that? I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's a nice color on you, Jake. Nice beige.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah, a nice. A nice non color.

[Christy Lee]

It's almost a nude.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it a nude?

[Pat Godwin]

Almost.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a good looking shirt. Is it linen?

[Bob Kevoian]

It is a linen.

[Christy Lee]

It's a nice linen, you naughty nude boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm a linen lad. Linen lad.

[Tom Griswold]

I bought linen pajamas. I don't recommend them.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about linen sheets? I like a linen sheet.

[Tom Griswold]

We have linen sheets for sure. We sleep on those year round. But the pajamas, very, very stiff. Not fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've washed and washed and washed them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, good look though, you still wash your clothes. You don't have a laundress.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course I wash my clothes yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Oh, laundress.

[Larry Morgan]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, two loads of laundry yesterday actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I have a Laundress. You got to tell her to wash, you know, put certain things out. Writer notes.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not true at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you wash all of your clothes in one load, or do you do separate them out?

[Bob Kevoian]

I wash everything in cold and let them fight it out.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly what my husband does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damn right. Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've been doing it for 35 years. Never ruined anything once.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you serious?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damn right. How do you wash clothes, Josh? You have a washer and dryer right there in the unit, right?

[Christy Lee]

I do. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You separate lights and darks, don't you? Yeah. So do I do shorts?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I do my whites.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

I do my shirts, which are always dark. You guys know my uniform?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

And then my under things.

[Tom Griswold]

With your towels?

[Christy Lee]

My towels go with my whites because they're white.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Do you still have any other things for sale? I know you sold one pair. Yeah, I've still got plenty one time. And evidently the lady who bought them, the man she was with, was not too happy about it, is that he

[Christy Lee]

was quiet during the whole transaction.

[Jeff Oskay]

So she got those in a shadow.

[Ally Breen]

Boxer.

[Christy Lee]

She said she was going to. Yeah, I hope so. Yeah. Very nice people.

[Tom Griswold]

Were they boxers?

[Christy Lee]

They were. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice color.

[Christy Lee]

I believe they were maybe sort of a plaid tartan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd look good in a family room. Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Right up there over the tv.

[Christy Lee]

They were super nice people.

[Pat Godwin]

I was there when that happened. That was wild.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they were great.

[Bob Kevoian]

My favorite underwear story is I used to have. I don't know where they are now. I'm sure they're in the garage somewhere. I used to have Super Bowl. Is he the mvp? I think he was Mark Rippon's jockstrap when he was quarterback of the Redskins.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's weird, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

I knew somebody on the team, and he said, hey, I got you something this weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he walked over and Rippon's jock strap was on the floor. And he. He put it in a Ziploc bag and mailed it. Right.

[Christy Lee]

And it's funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it showed up all, like, sweaty

[Tom Griswold]

and musty bag, like, foggy.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was foggy.

[Jeff Oskay]

How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I told the launderester, wash that right away. When I said. And she. By gosh, she did.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have laundresses anymore, do you think?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if they call them laundresses.

[Christy Lee]

I know you call yours laundress. Because she'll say, I've seen this happen. She comes up and, oh, laundress, by the way. And she goes, actually, my name is and you go your laundress. She keeps trying to tell you her name, but you won't have it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have to maintain the higher ground.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she an English gal?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I've never heard her speak much more than two words.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay.

[Christy Lee]

I don't allow some non distinct. I think, I don't know, actually my name is. And he won't let her get your name is mud.

[Bob Kevoian]

News coming up. And also, yeah, we do have news. And yeah, the superstitions and trouble in Kansas City Chiefs war. Looks like everybody's going to be okay. But a wild situation. And FIFA president Gianni Infantino is upset that people are saying that he's not on the up and up and might be corrupt.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's only started by people who have seen him be corrupt. Things like that. So we'll talk about that. Hey, you know, everybody's talking about weight loss. The results are dramatic. They work by lowering blood sugar and reducing your appetite. Those weight loss injections, if you're looking to lose weight but not interested in painful weekly injections, especially when you hear about some of those intense side effects, that's why doctors created a weight loss supplement called Lean. Studied ingredients and Lean have been shown to help lower your blood sugar, burn fat by converting it into energy and curb your appetite and cravings. You're not as hungry lean. Not for the casual dieter, of course. With only a few pounds to lose, the doctors at Brick House Nutrition created Lean for frustrated dieters with 10 or more pounds to lose. You can get started 20% off and free. Rush shipping. You can add Brickhouse's Nutrition's Lean to your healthy diet and exercise plan. Just go to takelean.com enter the code tom t o m for your discount. That's promo code tomkelean.com weight loss results will vary. Products and statements have not been evaluated by the fda. Products are not intended to diagnose treatment, cure or prevent any disease or condition. We'll be back with all that stuff from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Check engine, ABS or maintenance light on. Take the guesswork out of your warning

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[Bob Kevoian]

Auto parts. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Now we got a show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

All ready to play. Hitting the ground running. There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, there.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby, Lou. Jeff Oskay, who has just disappointed me as a fellow guy. And I don't know what to do with the information. He just.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're a little too big, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about breasts on Sydney Sweeney.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were talking about. Yeah. Josh said, I. I made them.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I saw a news story that was like, something about her Instagram. And I went, I've never looked at her Instagram.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I went, well, this was a mistake. It's sort of like. It's when. Like, when the McGriddle came out, everybody kept asking me, did you. Have you had a McGriddle yet? And I was like, no. And they're like, why not? Because I. It's all I'll get. I'm pretty convinced I'll love it so much that it's all.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll bake for it at dinner time. Stuff like that. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now Sydney the Sweeney.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you just want to look at her Instagram all day.

[Christy Lee]

This is banana. I mean, this is crazy. I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was the same way with a Florence Pugh's website.

[Christy Lee]

It's like, oh, yeah, yeah, for sure, dude. Yeah, go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be adorable. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

And we're all talking about how Sydney Sweeney isn't just gifted and those. She's. She's quite attractive in different ways.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. The character in her face.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's.

[Pat Godwin]

And she's so talented.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. She seems cool, and she doesn't seem to have. I mean, I'm sure she's got her issues, but she. She doesn't seem to have much problems with criticism, you know, because she's getting hammered.

[Pat Godwin]

And she can look ugly in a movie, too. She can really dress it down.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I think she's a cool actress.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we guys were sitting around talking. Well, Chrissy was here. But, you know, we're sitting around, guys are talking, and all of a sudden Oscar says, yep, her boobs are a little too big.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bring them down a notch.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

They're her boobs. She can't bring them.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know that I've heard a gay. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait, what did you just call me?

[Christy Lee]

I said I didn't call you. I didn't call you anything. But that's a gay thing. Sentence. No, you know what? That's not even fair. It's not a gay sentence. Gay guys don't want her boobs smaller.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Gay guys appreciate.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Oh, okay.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's a Martian sentence.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a big question.

[Jeff Oskay]

Got two hands.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you.

[Jeff Oskay]

You got to wrangle them both with two hands. You need more hands.

[Christy Lee]

If that's a. That's a great problem to have. That's like saying, I don't have enough arms. My arms are too small to hold all these bags of money.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh. I have too much lobster.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of lobster. Her over the weekend.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, did you?

[Christy Lee]

No, you're. Of course you're entitled to your opinion.

[Bob Kevoian]

Although I have seen boobs that are too large.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Ours don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

They're not unattractively too large. You know what I'm saying?

[Bob Kevoian]

They have a nice shape.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm just saying bring it down one cup size. They're nicely manageable. There's a little bit too much droop.

[Christy Lee]

See, I don't want management.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa, wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want them unwieldy.

[Tom Griswold]

Droop.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think she has to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Too much sag for you.

[Jeff Oskay]

A little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

I put a lot of stock in the. The nipples.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that goes a long way for me.

[Jim Rome]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

A plus on that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Don't do anything with those.

[Tom Griswold]

Does she have large areolas? I don't know. I've never seen them make perfect.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want. I want them about the size of a cupcake. You know, the part that pops out of the.

[Christy Lee]

That you want.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So you want like a. You want it to look like a cupcake sitting on a football helmet.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly right. Yes. And that is a wonderful way to describe it. And I'm going to use that from now on. Hey, baby. I don't know how the state's going, but let's see those boobs. See if it's a cupcake sitting on a football helmet. What?

[Tom Griswold]

So what about the nipple part? I mean, that's the actual nipple. Nipple, yeah. Do you like it long?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Oh, I like it long and droop. No.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like a sausage link. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like them to react, you know, I like. I don't like them just laying there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. The reaction is sexy.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like getting a receipt, you know?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like those squirters, you know, that's just like.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, it's like, hey, you know, they could scream, good job, all this stuff. But until. Until you have something tangible.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you feel like you've been on a log A log ride?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

It doesn't count.

[Tom Griswold]

That can scar a woman for life.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

The squirter thing? Because if you can't, then you feel like you're an adult.

[Jeff Oskay]

You just aren't trying hard enough.

[Pat Godwin]

Sort of a rare, rare occurrence.

[Bob Kevoian]

To be honest, it's not us. There's an article in Cosmo.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I read it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Try.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Try harder. That's all you gotta do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. There's moisture in there. You cry all the time. Just push those. Push those down a little. That's. This is Cosmo. This is not me.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

This. Never mind. I should have.

[Christy Lee]

No, Christy, you're absolutely right.

[Tom Griswold]

My first husband and I married very, very young. We all know that. I was 13 and 15, 20.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was he a squirter?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but his previous girlfriend was, and I heard all about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

So you don't think that scars a.

[Christy Lee]

He had very little experience. He messed up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You never talk about a former employer, and you never talk about.

[Tom Griswold]

And then to add insult to injury, she moved in around the corner in our house. What a house. I lived later in life, not. Not after.

[Christy Lee]

Did she water your lawn?

[Pat Godwin]

She made the curve all wet.

[Bob Kevoian]

She had the most beautiful lawn in the neighborhood.

[Jeff Oskay]

You slept on the sidewalk, flooded the living room.

[Tom Griswold]

It made Halloween very awkward, you know,

[Pat Godwin]

she wanted the fire hydrant.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all.

[Bob Kevoian]

According to the anecdotal evidence I've seen. As far as the films and movies.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe this is odd.

[Bob Kevoian]

Eyewitness testimony. Some. Sometimes that can get out of control. I mean, that's all. That's a lot of moisture and.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Well, there are very different arguments as to what it actually is.

[Jim Rome]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a reaction.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So studies report that between 10% and 54% of women have experienced that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on.

[Christy Lee]

Really? I don't like how wide that margin is. I had always heard it was closer to 10.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's what I heard.

[Christy Lee]

So, you know, that's just AI taking a bunch of studies and putting it all in one sentence, but. No. Yeah. Women should never feel.

[Tom Griswold]

Please, ladies. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

This is my PSA for today.

[Bob Kevoian]

I tell you that if you just act like you like the person you're with, that goes along.

[Jess Hooker]

Does it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Just being nice.

[Christy Lee]

Little enthusiasm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because I. I've been there when they don't like you, and it's. It's no fun. It's no fun at all.

[Christy Lee]

It isn't fun at all.

[Ally Breen]

At all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, speaking of fun, let's look at the emails from our listeners. And I made the mistake of saying that I had puppy fever. So now people are sending me pictures of puppies. So I'm going to share just one. Good morning, you sexy bastards.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Chick mentioned he has puppy fever. And Christy mentioned they now have golden retriever mini pups.

[Tom Griswold]

Mini doodle or mini goldens is what they call them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, this is Grant from Eagle, Idaho.

[Tom Griswold]

Great name, Grant.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this is Harley, our little golden retriever, Minnie. She's mixed with a King Charles spaniel. And I think the King Charles are often the world's ugliest dogs. You think? Don't they have the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, maybe the Chinese crested. I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Or ugly dogs. Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

The King Charles are gorgeous dogs.

[Bob Kevoian]

She weighed six pounds when we got her. Now weighs 15 up to 22 when fully grown.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Harley's a sweet pup.

[Bob Kevoian]

Her name is Harley, but we call her Pardo because now and then she's never not funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jimmy Pardo fan. Very nice. Once again, Grant. Grant in Idaho. We're big with people in Idaho. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Idaho is a great state.

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Beautiful, clear, crisp air.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wonderful. You have a letter over there. Oscar. I see you looking.

[Jeff Oskay]

I. Well, I have multiple. Josh's tarantula has sparked the imagination of the.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you do with it?

[Jeff Oskay]

We have a lot of owners.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, at the time when you had the tarantula, I assume you were dating.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, I was. I was maybe 9 to 13 or something. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

This is from William. I was doing night training at Camp Pendleton and south Southern California.

[Tom Griswold]

That's an oceanside. I'll be there next week.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, well, look for Christy. And was setting up an ambush on top of the hill. As I got down behind the gun, I looked next to me, I foot. My face was a tarantula. I couldn't move because the enemy was approaching. I just had to sit there and wish that little mfer away. That is from William and Mike, also in the military. Yeah. Had a tarantula on his arm and almost had a heart attack.

[Christy Lee]

And already in a high pressure situation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I was unaware of this. According to Brian in the Ozarks, sometimes you'll see tarantulas crossing the road.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you?

[Christy Lee]

I haven't. Oh, I remember I was real little in the car and my parents were like, look at that spider. And I could see it. I was in the back seat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

And crossing the road, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I remember my mom her quote was, I'm surprised it didn't flip the car. My little boy imagination was picturing really, really big. Yeah. The size of a manhole cover type.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, Brian had a tarantula for 12 years. He said that one thing you didn't mention. When they molt, any limbs that had broken off will grow back.

[Christy Lee]

Because sometimes a spider will lose its. Yeah's part of the leg or something like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a creature from hell. Yeah, there. Oh, there's a wild throwing legs. Good lord.

[Christy Lee]

I went to the mall over the weekend and I saw a store called Socks to be you.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

And I just loved.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love it. Great, great name.

[Christy Lee]

Ryan writes in. He says hello from South Georgia. That's actually the sister company of a very popular store in the South.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

He said he goes for all his sock needs. He will shop there. The store is called it ain't gonna sock itself.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Ryan. I'll keep an eye out for that store.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I would spend a thousand dollars.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just to get a couple of the bags. So Socks to be you on the outside. Once again, Josh causing conversation. Dear Bob and Tom, my name Sean. I heard you guys talking about Crossy Roads.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And I look, please. Crossy Road.

[Bob Kevoian]

Crossy Road. I look. I looked it up yesterday and yeah, there's a picture of a chicken. And it's. It's an actual game. It's amazing. Crossy road is a real game. You can make real money, evidently betting on yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

I really thought you made that up.

[Pat Godwin]

I did too.

[Tom Griswold]

I honestly, man, I was have bet. Me too. I would have bet money.

[Christy Lee]

I try. Yeah, no, it sounds silly. I get why it sounds.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's very Minecraft looking.

[Christy Lee]

Right. It's like if Minecraft met Frogger.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you. You can pick your avatar. It can be a chicken. It can be what? Whatever you want it to be. Right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like, look at all those avatar choices up top there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh my gosh. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Got your penguin, your. Your Nessie. And then you can. You can't just pick them right off the bat though. You have to earn some of them.

[Pat Godwin]

Them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, that's nice. We also talking about steak houses yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a steakhouse story myself.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's. Well, what is it?

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Amy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I put you right on the spot, baby. Go.

[Tom Griswold]

It's from Amy in Houston.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

She says there was a York Steakhouse Houston, Jamestown Mall in North County. I always remember the buttery hamburger buns. And that's where my older brother taught Me. What a suicide drink was.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's like a mixture of putting

[Tom Griswold]

every fountain soda in one soda.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Oh, gross. Have you ever done that?

[Tom Griswold]

I have never done.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I never did it as a kid, but it was super popular.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, other than. Other than roller skating in your basement. What did you and your three brothers do that was like ornery and I. I don't hear you guys were very well behaved.

[Christy Lee]

We were, yeah. I mean, no, yeah, we. We would have our spats, but nothing, nothing ever got too out of hand. I mean, we just knew to bear ourselves, I guess. I mean, there was a lot of wiffle ball. There was a lot of street hockey. So. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's nice. That's nice to hear. Hey, everyone, there's still a Ponderosa Steakhouse. This is from Tony. It's located in Wisconsin Dells, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

York Steakhouse. We all remember the buttery hamburger buns, essentially.

[Tom Griswold]

Never been to a York steak.

[Larry Morgan]

You hadn't?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I never would have until yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha. Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

So they did have buttery hamburger buns.

[Christy Lee]

They were, they were. The buns they served with their meal. But they were almost like a hamburger bun that were just. Just buttered and slathered with awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

You know me, I'm. I love bread.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those in the buns at Lums. Remember Lums?

[Christy Lee]

We didn't have that.

[Bob Kevoian]

They had a beer. A beer.

[Tom Griswold]

The hot dog is steamed in beer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hot dogs steamed in beer at Lums. That was their biggest. That was their big entree. It was really good place that closed

[Tom Griswold]

up here that had the great rolls.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought if you ate a hot dog steaming beer, you'd get drunk.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Charlie's was famous for that.

[Ally Breen]

That's it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they were good.

[Christy Lee]

There's some fine rolls out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can still get those rolls somehow, can't you?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. They were good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know where the. I know where our warehouse is. Oh, with 9,000 dozen, we can go over there.

[Christy Lee]

There was a chance O Charlie's lasted three years longer than it could have because of. Of the roles. The roles.

[Bob Kevoian]

The roles are so good. It kept them in the game, right? Absolutely. And frequent steakhouse that I visited in Portland, Oregon called Sailors Old country kitchen. Sailor spelled S A Y L E R S. Oh, it was a true steakhouse. Any cut, any size. And the 72 ounce sirloin steak. Eat it and it's free. I made an attempt and failed. God forgive me, but my colon did not.

[Christy Lee]

He says, oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's never again. That's Eric in Spokane.

[Jeff Oskay]

I went to a steakhouse up in Escanaba, Michigan, and they wheeled out a cart of fresh steaks and you would say, I want that one. They would put it on your plate. You walked over, they had a huge pit grill and you walked over and you threw your own steak on the fire.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

And they had chefs around if you wanted them to cook it for you. But you could cook your own steak on the open fire.

[Tom Griswold]

I want a chef to cook my steak.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it was awesome. And then they want 50 tip or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, they had all the seasonings. They had the butter. You could butter.

[Bob Kevoian]

That does taste good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, it was so much fun.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Best steak I've ever had.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, like seven inches thick. Yeah. I may be embellished.

[Bob Kevoian]

Seven inches.

[Larry Morgan]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A work boot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sports and news coming up. But Christie's going to tell us about her swell car.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Because right now the Hyundai folks are having the getaway sales event. You could get a deal so right it almost feels wrong. Right now they have deals on their most popular models including adventure ready SUVs like the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid if you like going off roading a little more or if you're a street gal like me, the Tucson or Tucson hybrid. Plus there's the Elantra. Their sedan is so good looking and it's loaded with the latest in technology, all electric folks. They have the Ioniq 5 or Ioniq 9. So get down to your local Hyundai dealer and get away with the deal you'll love during the Hyundai getaway sales event. Visit HyundaiUSA.com for all the details.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Christy. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Jim Rome]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight and you got a real problem. Do not blow it.

[Larry Morgan]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've been warned.

[Larry Morgan]

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[Bob Kevoian]

grilled cheese. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care Needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe he's poised to perform a song this time.

[Pat Godwin]

Give it a shot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very excited coming back from his Tommy John shoulder. Jimmy John adjustment. There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee bought me lunch yesterday at Lee's Famous Recipe and man, we had a great beer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I tell you, their food, the chicken.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Their chicken pot pie. The chicken inside of it was so juicy and tender and huge pieces. Not like those we were talking about.

[Christy Lee]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

The frozen ones you used to get as a kid. Tiny little. You might find a piece of chicken if you were lucky.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there's something about those ones. You get it as a kid. Those ones you had as a kid were. But no, I've had the Le Pop.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the crust was perfect.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Yum.

[Bob Kevoian]

And now I'm hungry.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

That brings us to sports where my favorite thing happened yesterday. A animal got loose at the ballpark. It was Comerica Station, America Station, Comerica Ballpark in Detroit between the Tigers and the Orioles. I think it's like the bottom of the sixth. And you'll see a little black squirrel out in the outfield areas close to the turn for the worst on the on deck circle inter. And you hear the squirrel. You hear the squirrel. And the play by play they add to that. Yep. So here they are.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh. That was a. A bomb that just got hit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You can turn the audio up. Is the audio there? No, the audio is not there. And then the umpire comes out and stops everything. And then they get the ground crew in and then they have. Then they have. They counted during the game. There are 13 people with towels, 13 ground crew members trying to get the squirrel.

[Tom Griswold]

What were they going to do with them? Pick him up and take him out?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they actually do this. This doesn't end happily for the squirrel. They do.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they do.

[Bob Kevoian]

They do. Pick him up in a towel and take him off. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it doesn't end Apple and the squirrel in that. He wanted to watch the rest of the game. Yeah, yeah. Everything's fine with the squirrel.

[Pat Godwin]

But they'll bite you, right? You pick them up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I would think.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently it hurts like hell.

[Bob Kevoian]

A squirrel bite.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You see. Have you seen videos of it?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Do they?

[Christy Lee]

Hang on, tough guys. I Mean, they just scream.

[Larry Morgan]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

How do you get close enough to a squirrel to have it bite you?

[Christy Lee]

It's one of those things where they're like parks a lot of times, and the squirrels will come up and eat out of your hand, but they just take. They end up taking a chunk out of the guy's hand.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't there a guy online that.

[Ally Breen]

That

[Bob Kevoian]

subjects himself to, like, the most painful sting?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And then they actually had a show. It was only about 10 or 12 episodes, and it was my favorite show that was on at that time. Yeah, it was like, boy, it was pre Covid, right? And these two guys went around and they just got. They got bit and stung by these crazy insects and animals to see what hurt the worst.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there was one thing that's labeled as the most painful sting on earth or some sort of murder hornet or something.

[Larry Morgan]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That was like, for those two guys. It only. That only made it to like.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

8 out of 10.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

There was a fish, like a. Some sort of sea thing that they were, like, about to pass out. They had medics and all this stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

What would make you want to do something?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I love more views for your website. Yeah, I love it. You were right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've only been stung by be one time. It was when I was a. A fat little kid. I fell on a bee out in the yard, and it was just his last breath stung me.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

As I crushed it.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't happen. It hasn't happened as an adult.

[Bob Kevoian]

It hasn't happened as an adult.

[Christy Lee]

It happened a couple years ago and you forget. You go, oh, yeah, no, this does suck. There's like five minutes of just. Just real suck, and then it's nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what else? You don't know you're allergic until you get stung. That happened because you're allergic. Yeah. I ran into a yellow jacket nest. Didn't know that they were in the ground.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I moaned over a yellow jacket nest.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gardening one day and I was gonna put some geraniums, and I hit and it stung. They stung me right here. And my arm.

[Christy Lee]

On your wrist swelled up?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I look like pop. Yeah. Yeah, that was.

[Bob Kevoian]

I came home one time not that long ago, and I was informed this is during one of the legal entanglements. Yes, I was informed there was a giant hornet's nest in the tree that hanging over the driveway, and it was just noticed, and what was I going to do about it? So I thought I'd get a garbage Bag. Shut up. Spray. Spray hornets and wasp nest in there. Like.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean like raid or something? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then close it up and then go over and take a stick and knock the hornet's nest into the garbage bag.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think this is bad thinking.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then tie it up real quick and everything. Well, I hit it. It didn't come off when it's supposed to. And the hornets that's crashed on the ground and I got stung like, I don't know, three or four times.

[Christy Lee]

That sucks.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I just remembered that, man. Oh, yeah. That's another reason to get out of that boy.

[Christy Lee]

Did you hear laughter from inside?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, probably on the phone with her friends. Hey, you gotta see what I'm doing now. I have him do. Yeah, he's in it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Gloria, it worked.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, aren't you ready for a song pat of let's do it.

[Pat Godwin]

This is exciting. The first time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's the first time with. And I believe after the surgery, Josh is going to help with this.

[Pat Godwin]

Get Josh involved with your. Grab your big kazoo over there and to. I'll walk you through this. I'm going to need you to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Larry Morgan]

Like this.

[Pat Godwin]

I think the shorter side.

[Tom Griswold]

I think shorter side.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. You need to get closer to the mic mic.

[Pat Godwin]

So I'll count it off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Maybe a little bit closer.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do we need to run a sound check?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I think we're good. This is the song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Perfect.

[Pat Godwin]

That always gets me in trouble because the name I use when I first wrote it was the real name of the person it's about, so I was forced to change it. So then when I did change it, they got mad that I changed it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can't take a compliment, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Just can't win.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you ready, my friend?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Pat Godwin]

A one and a two and a three and a four and a. Hey. Got a gal named Barbara. Barbara o' Brien is a name when they're intoxicating, I'm like a moth to a flame I haven't had a drink in 15 years I walk a very straight line but if Barbara o' Brien's boobs were booze I be loaded all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Pat Godwin]

You know I never been a boob man and I don't mean to objectify it's important I stay sober Heaven knows I try I go to my AA meetings But all I think about her double days if Barbara O' Brien's boobs were booze I'd wake up with the DTs and Barbara's boobs were booze. Oh, I'd be bomb him of a day. If her rack was full of wine I'd go from Tito Summer, yay. I got a gal named Barbara Barbara o' Brien is her name.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

If her tatas were Tito's and I had me a sip I'd fall off the wagon with one little nip if a chi cheese were full of tequila I'd lick the salt Squeeze those limes the Bob o' Brien's boobs were booze I be loaded all of the time off Barber o' Brien's boobs were booze I be smashed. Totally get faced. Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll be back with more sports and news with Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got some stuff about a toilet drinking competition.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I hope it's dogs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Is it. Is it persons?

[Tom Griswold]

It's persons drinking out of toilet bowls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Think they prefer the blue flavoring.

[Christy Lee]

Mind if I sip out of your toilet?

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll be right back. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel

[Bob Kevoian]

or.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think we're back up and running.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick, back off the DL. Ready to roll. I think your right arm where you had your shoulder reconstruction might be stronger now than your left arm.

[Pat Godwin]

I feel like Superman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Gosh, wouldn't you want to put, like, something mechanized in your shoulder if you could, like, you know, make you super strong?

[Pat Godwin]

Right? Yeah, that's gonna happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Strangle somebody with it. Oh, there's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Ace Cosby. And that brings us to the wonderful world of sports and famous superstitions. Michael Jordan wore his University of North Carolina shorts under his Bulls uniform for good luck.

[Christy Lee]

Who would have thought the extra would be cumbersome?

[Bob Kevoian]

But, yeah. I don't know how Wayne Gretzky put baby powder on his stick on his stick blades. And drank Diet Coke, water and Gatorade in a very strict order between periods. Wow. And you can't argue with the great one.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wade Boggs ate an entire chicken before every single game and took batting practice exactly at 5:17pm and I had heard that chicken thing.

[Christy Lee]

I. I always thought it was made up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought it was, too.

[Tom Griswold]

But wow, could you eat a whole Chicken.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's all.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I could, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

And before you play a big game.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I wouldn't want to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, maybe, maybe, maybe some nights is just a game hen.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. He's a big dude, though.

[Pat Godwin]

He is a big Cornish game day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, why not? Serena Williams wore the same pair of unwashed socks throughout an entire tournament during winning streak.

[Christy Lee]

She could have sold those.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sold those socks for millions of dollars, man. Jason Terry, kind of a journeyman in the NBA. He slept in the opposing team shorts the night before. Wow, that's a good.

[Tom Griswold]

That is kind of cool. I like that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'd have all the. You have all the team shorts.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a lot of shorts.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a lot of shorts. 29 other pairs. Patrick Wall talked to the goal post. This is the one that I find. I. I do the same thing that there was Matty Philippe and Jesus Alou, the famous Alou brothers when I was a kid. And Moises Alou now. Well, he just stopped playing. Not. Not that long ago. But he urinated on his hands during his baseball career. He said it kept them tough and he didn't have to use batting gloves.

[Pat Godwin]

You know. You know, Chick, when I played football, I had something that I did every game.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

I would get tackled and fumble every single day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Superstition. Yeah, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

And if you hadn't fumbled yet, you said, coach, please put me in. I haven't fumbled yet. Then there are team superstitions. The no hitter.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. You're gonna just skate over that, peeing on your hand. How could that possibly toughen up your hands?

[Christy Lee]

There's not oftentimes. There's and logic to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Superstition. I would imagine he just thought it did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Moises dad or uncle or grandfather did the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

The entire Alo household smelled like they had cats.

[Christy Lee]

He was the only guy the team wouldn't high five when he got home.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stay away from. I do like the home run celebrations they have now. Like Seattle has like a. A trident. Oh, and they hand it to the guy who hit a home run. And the Nationals had Washington wigs. They put. Oh, when you get a home run, they place one. I can't remember any of ours, but

[Christy Lee]

does all that happen in the dugout or do they need them at.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right in the dugout? Yeah. That's kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see. Playoff beards. NHL players stop shaving from the start of the playoffs until their run ends.

[Christy Lee]

If they take part, your hardcore fans will do the same.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. And Once again, players across various leagues keep wearing the same unwashed compression shorts or lucky shirts during winning streaks. Like you've have us have a specially good game. You don't. You don't change your underwear and your undershirt.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a good show. Do you wear the same underwear the next day?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, when I have a good show, I'll let you know.

[Christy Lee]

Do you guys have superstitions before you. I go on stage or before you.

[Tom Griswold]

I have to use the restroom before we go on stage.

[Christy Lee]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Have to like.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because I'm the opposite. If I have to pee a little before I go on stage, I. Wait, really? No kidding.

[Ally Breen]

I want that.

[Christy Lee]

I want that energy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I have to go before I

[Bob Kevoian]

go out and I have to watch Christy go to the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow. Yeah. Well, it kind of works out.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's okay. Yeah. It doesn't mean anything. It's just a tradition.

[Tom Griswold]

Seems like forever since we've been on stage. I'm not complaining.

[Pat Godwin]

It's been a while. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, let's see. FIFA president Gianni Infantino. And I'm just doing this story because I'm proud of the way I'm pronouncing Gianni Infantino. Thank you very much. He's attacked perceived critics one week after the World cup finals. The critics are spreading hate and false rumors Gianni says about the tournament. He praises FIFA for delivering the best show in the world. World and the World cup brings joy and togetherness to the world. He also has a problem with critics. A 900 word statement published in a 15 page post on Instagram and FIFA's website.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you ignore them all? Yeah, I don't. Why do this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Put your energy towards the next World Cup.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. I don't really.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a ladies World cup next year or something?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, us and us women have won it three or four times.

[Christy Lee]

That'll be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is that in the States? I don't even know.

[Bob Kevoian]

We Bogota. I want to say Colombia.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that brings us to. You're never gonna guess. That's right. Stupid world record. Oh, yeah. You like to skydive, Josh?

[Christy Lee]

I haven't done it, but I would try.

[Bob Kevoian]

You like to tattoo?

[Christy Lee]

I love tattooing people.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, isn't it time you do both? A man from Florida has broken the Guinness World Record for the highest altitude skydive while performing a self tattoo. Oh, are you? His name is Funky. We have a match. M A T A S Is his last name Mattis Made us funky. Mattis jumped from 15,000ft before tattooing the word fly onto his hand while he was in free fall.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

The 38 year old staged this stunt in Lake Wales, Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonder how sketchy the fly looks like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, can you. Can you tell there were. It's a word.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think Jason's looking for it right now. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He said, considering we were. I was going about 120 miles per hour on my freefall. I think it came out pretty good. You can definitely read it.

[Christy Lee]

Came out really good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Larry Morgan]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It says fly. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Legible as anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. He said one of the most difficult parts of tattooing itself in freefall was jumping out of the plane. No, it was keeping my ink from freezing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

It looks like he had some trouble with the ink. It kind of looks like the Y has less ink than the F, but. Yeah, but you also run out of time, don't you, and spend a little extra time on that F and you go, oh, geez, I only have a few seconds to do L and Y.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he said he was also limited in the amount of ink that he could work with and had to work quickly before the wind froze the ink that he had.

[Christy Lee]

I'm glad everything went well. Otherwise he would have had tattoo splat on his hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there are.

[Christy Lee]

I might as well have said nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are stories about people that survive a free fall and their shoot doesn't

[Christy Lee]

open and they survive crazy. Like those Time Life books, remember?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they're like they land in a mud bog or something or a top

[Tom Griswold]

of a tree or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or extenuating circumstances.

[Jeff Oskay]

I saw a guy last week who was trying out discount parachutes that he bought off Teemu.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

And like, jumped off a cliff, like, had a backup shoot and throws the Teemu up and it shreds and he has to throw another parachute up and he survives. But yeah, he tried out Teemo Par.

[Jim Rome]

That's a good.

[Jeff Oskay]

That guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you kidding?

[Christy Lee]

I may have saved lives.

[Larry Morgan]

Oh, yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

A lot of lives.

[Christy Lee]

Lives. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever purchased anything off temu?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'd rather just go. I'd rather dig through a trash can.

[Tom Griswold]

No, right.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it that bad?

[Tom Griswold]

People believe that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Bob Kevoian]

All I know is every day pretty much I get a email saying I have a 350 bonus on Temu. I don't. I don't open it.

[Tom Griswold]

We should buy some stuff just to see.

[Christy Lee]

Well, just talk to Al Jackson. He legitimately loves it.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sweet face loves the teu. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good bargain, I guess. Buy your parachutes there. We've learned that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you don't remember anything else we've said today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't get parachutes off. Teemu. We moved. Moved some things around this week and Ali Breen and Sexy Time are going to be today.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they are?

[Bob Kevoian]

That means Jess Skman will be here in a couple hours. And we've got news coming up from Christy. What do you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We have a toilet drinking competition. I know all of you who are pet owners. When you walk your dog, you always bag.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now in one Swiss town, you're gonna have to worry about the urine part too, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Unbelievable.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the worst feeling. You take your dog out and you forgot the bag. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

When you look at the homeowner at the home, even if the homeowner's not looking at you, and you go, I promise I'll be right back.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll be right back with the bag.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And you don't go back.

[Tom Griswold]

I go back. You don't go back.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, I'm not. I don't walk a dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't go back.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you gotta go back.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, they poop in my yard. I, I, you know, I let it go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Larry Morgan]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

You see the little signs that say a little.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's good.

[Tom Griswold]

No pooping in my yard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good for the grass. No, I haven't.

[Christy Lee]

I saw one of those signs. I would poop next to it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got a little dog and it looks like it's pooping and it says,

[Christy Lee]

and don't poop in my yard. I'm taking a dump right there.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, we could learn a lot from our dogs, you know, the friends they have. I mean, we have close friends in our life, but you don't go out in the backyard and use the bathroom next to your clothes. Well, no, you're urine. I guess guys do that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Even that, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't happen a ton.

[Ally Breen]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Unless you talk to Tom, in which case you're having contests.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

We've already determined things about Tom,

[Bob Kevoian]

but I've never, you know, the major transaction with a buddy out in the backyard.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, my two dogs won't go at the same time. It's funny, really. Not number two. One will wait for the other one.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they get do get in that shrimpers pose, don't they? They look like a Little shrimp when they curl up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Or they. They have to find just the right spot. That's the other thing. What are they looking for?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. But they go around in circle and they.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's got to be a scent thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

It has to be.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A squirrel. Pete, here. I got to show them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've read that the, the power of a dog's smell. We can't comprehend how. How strong it is. It's like a million times ours or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They know you're gonna fart 10 minutes before you do.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly. I say. They can smell you on your way home.

[Tom Griswold]

Frankie did the fart and scared her. Didn't know what it was. Thing yesterday. It's so funny. Jumped off the bed. Who's that?

[Christy Lee]

I've done that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you might have done it in here. Scared all of you.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what's scary? High prices on those credit cards. That interest. You're looking at it going, I'm paying. What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Howdy.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Back and raring to go.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Has the guitar. Could play. You can play the guitar. The keyboard. Sometimes at the same time.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. There's Jess Hooker. She's There. There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, good sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, yes. Christy, what's going on over there?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. What do you got?

[Bob Kevoian]

If I told you what I have, you wouldn't believe me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. But.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, let's go to the video. I don't know if this is anything or not. This is a pigeon riding a drone. You guys.

[Christy Lee]

You guys, this is absolutely something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this something or is this nothing?

[Tom Griswold]

That's awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if the drone is owned by Amazon or whatever, but it looks just like a private drone.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it AI, you think?

[Christy Lee]

No, I think it's a fake. I think it's a person's pigeon and drone.

[Tom Griswold]

So it didn't just land on the drone as the drone was flying.

[Christy Lee]

I think this was a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, even if it is stunt, it had still.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

It takes a lot of training to train a pigeon to trust the drone because.

[Christy Lee]

But an untrained pigeon, not going near that drone.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would. I wouldn't think so.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that the equivalent of like the moving sidewalk for a pigeon?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I bet it is. I'm just tired of flying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I need a break. Can you get me over there to that bridge?

[Bob Kevoian]

I gotta tell you, if I could fly, I. I don't think I'd ever get tired of flying.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I would either, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Not for a while. But you must.

[Tom Griswold]

You think their wings get tired?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't know about that, but I bet.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, you know, they'd have to. There's a lot of energy in birds. Lactic acid, a lot of protein in birds.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you seen the new drones that can pick people up and, like, carry them? Like they were using them in a river rescue. These people were stuck in the river, and the drone comes over them and there's a rope, and they rope around them, and the drone lifts them out and flies them to the awesome bank. That's what I think we're gonna do. We're all gonna have our personal drones fly us into work.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you sure it wasn't a helicopter?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it was a drone.

[Jess Hooker]

It was a little baby helicopter.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes bringing something up in the. This room is. It can be tough.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you'd have to.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't a helicopter.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'd have the remote control in your hand to control the drone. Yeah, you could lift it and fly anywhere, Pat. It was a drone, you know, I don't have the flying dream. I know that's a popular dream. I've never had the fly. I have the jumping dream.

[Christy Lee]

I get those more than the flying

[Bob Kevoian]

where, like, sometimes it's out of a building. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

I can bound up or down two flights of stairs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. I bounce instead of fly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I can bounce incredible distances as naturally as anything.

[Christy Lee]

And it. And nobody seems to care.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, like, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you bounding?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Like I'll. I'll be at the top of a staircase and just all. And just jump down to the bottom and just do that. All the way down the stairs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

While everyone else is just walking down.

[Jess Hooker]

Fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'll bound in. I'll bounce in from my house to hear, like, only 10, 20 bounces.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm here.

[Christy Lee]

Like the Hulk would do in the Eric Bana version.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I have the flying dreams. Love them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're awesome.

[Christy Lee]

I have a lot of falling dreams too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You jerk yourself awake.

[Pat Godwin]

Like he jerks himself asleep.

[Larry Morgan]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was gonna say that's how most

[Bob Kevoian]

guys do, you know. Sometimes that's the only thing you can do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you know, you got to get a good night's sleep.

[Pat Godwin]

It works.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes I. I don't even have to jerk in my sleep. And I'd wake up and the end result is there really still. Yeah. I talked to my doctor about it. It's because a medicine I take.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not gonna name it because it'll be sold out and I actually need it.

[Jess Hooker]

So do you have the. Do you have the fun part of it or do you just wake up and feel relaxed?

[Christy Lee]

No, I have the. In the dream, usually something's happening and then I'll wake up and go, oh, okay, I gotta.

[Jess Hooker]

Got that out.

[Christy Lee]

I got laundry today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you try to talk yourself out of it at first. No, no, I'll go to sleep. I don't have to. I've had that conversation. No, no, no. Leave yourself alone.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Those days of like. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be. So just grab it.

[Christy Lee]

My numbers have dwindled big time.

[Jeff Oskay]

But if you are having trouble falling asleep, nothing will put you to sleep quicker.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the. You know, I like the opposite for my.

[Tom Griswold]

Opposite for me.

[Jess Hooker]

Energy. Let's go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Even for you. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It wakes me up.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I pride myself on my feminine outlook and I. I understand. And all your feelings and, you know, Mr. Feelings. But I've never been more of a guy than after that. And I'm sound asleep. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Just out.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you guys. I don't know if this story is going to make you happy or sad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently, according to the New York Post, a lot of New Yorkers are not using deodorant during the city's summer heat wave.

[Christy Lee]

Why is that?

[Tom Griswold]

The trend is being driven by people who say they're avoiding antiperspirants for environmental reasons. Josh, I do hate health concerns. Or simply to save money.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, all right. So they're avoiding.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know that antiperspirant and deodorant were different. Are two different things.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that until recently.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you serious?

[Christy Lee]

From you guys. You guys taught me that you can

[Bob Kevoian]

get deodorant that's just deodorant.

[Tom Griswold]

Deodorant covers the smell, but it doesn't stop you from sweating.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Antiperspirant.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, stop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anti.

[Christy Lee]

I've never used antiperspirant and I won't.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, don't.

[Christy Lee]

Your body is sweating.

[Pat Godwin]

Sweating is good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you know, we've noticed that.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, not you. Not of course, one of them, 36 year old Kate Coretta of Brooklyn, who says she has no plans to start using deodorant. Deodorant. Ever again.

[Christy Lee]

I have a feeling she's not using a lot of razors.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I love a real hairy.

[Tom Griswold]

She says they're a stupid thing to waste money on.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what? Deodorant is expensive.

[Pat Godwin]

It is.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I was looking at it the other day. 18 for the like clinical grade deodorant.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Just the secret. I was like, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That seems high.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Mine's expensive because it's non paraben. Non. It's like the healthiest. But it's also the best deodorant I've ever used in my life.

[Jess Hooker]

That's awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

What is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's called don't say it'll be sold out.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm not too. It's all right. It's called each and every. And they have a whole brand of

[Jess Hooker]

like just all kinds of personal hygiene.

[Christy Lee]

Really good stuff.

[Jessica Alsman]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they have a romantic sounding scent or.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know what the name of my scent is?

[Bob Kevoian]

A guy sounding scent center Alone time.

[Pat Godwin]

The scent.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that tracks. It does kind of track. Not masturbatorially, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I have a lot of alone time. But the. The scent is great. I forget exactly what it is. Like pine wood or something.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Or no, but I'm not. I may have gotten the non fragrance.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's the way I go.

[Christy Lee]

But this Is the first deodorant where, if I wanted, I could put it on today and not put it on again until Friday.

[Jess Hooker]

That's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

And not have any problems at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

It's crazy.

[Jess Hooker]

That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it called? Each and every.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what else works?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. I have a question.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you gonna get this for your husband?

[Tom Griswold]

No, my husband's fine. If you have an unscented deodorant, how does that work? Because the.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it's an un. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wouldn't that be an antiperspirant?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, it's something that blocks the smell.

[Christy Lee]

Right. It deodorizes your odor. It's like a push.

[Larry Morgan]

It's a push.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it a push? It's a push. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I was thinking, like, okay, if it's not scented.

[Christy Lee]

No. It just keeps you from smelling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It keeps my scent away from everybody. Awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Gotcha.

[Bob Kevoian]

Deodorant.

[Jeff Oskay]

I switch mine up every time.

[Tom Griswold]

I switch mine up all the time too.

[Jess Hooker]

I switch mine because stuff stops working. But I've noticed. I'll do. This is some hippie stuff, but it works. Just a lemon under your arms. It works sometimes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. And it kind of, like, detoxifies.

[Christy Lee]

I know a woman who bluffed a lemon slice in her panties on purpose. She was a sour puss.

[Pat Godwin]

You're such a good actor. You're such a good actor. I fell for the real sour.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you call her that to her face?

[Tom Griswold]

You ever used the crystal?

[Jess Hooker]

I tried it.

[Tom Griswold]

That rock thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Where does that go?

[Christy Lee]

Completely ineffective.

[Tom Griswold]

You would rub it underneath your arms as a deodorant. A natural deodorant. No, it was like a big.

[Bob Kevoian]

Put them in your nose and you can't smell it.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Didn't Warren have a joke about. He used Tom's main deodorant and he goes, it's super honest. It says right on the label. Does not work.

[Pat Godwin]

It's true. It does not work.

[Bob Kevoian]

There is a Tom's brand. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I believe that's a deodorant. It's not an antiperspirant.

[Jess Hooker]

So there's.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it's a whole new world. I couldn't believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A lot of people don't know the difference. You're right. A Russian company has gone viral after hosting a contest that had participants drinking from toilet bowls. Plumbing company Eva Gold organized the event, dubbed Game of Thrones, featuring a pair of toilet themed challenges. The first stage involved folks racing to finish sparkling beverages with a straw from brand new toilet bowls.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

While the second had the winners see who could sit on a toilet seat the longest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, well.

[Christy Lee]

Hemroid Henry wins again.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you got back there, Henry? My God.

[Tom Griswold]

The event offered a grand prize of over twelve hundred dollars to whoever could survive both challenges.

[Christy Lee]

So these are toilets fresh off the assembly line, as it were.

[Tom Griswold]

Allegedly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they're very clean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, of course they are.

[Jess Hooker]

Are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's a plumbing company. They're not going to put dirty toilets out there. Would.

[Christy Lee]

They've been a speed bump all morning.

[Tom Griswold]

I know what I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you doing?

[Pat Godwin]

You know that's slow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. I have a question. I heard you.

[Tom Griswold]

I honestly had a question. That was a legit question. I hate all of you.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what. That's what keeps the show going.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unclear who claimed the prize of twelve hundred dollars, but organizers said after ten hours of the competition, only two people had quit, leaving five remaining on their toilet seats. So I'll have to find out if I can see if there's a winner.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you remember the car challenges like radio stations would do in the mall and you had to keep your hand

[Tom Griswold]

on the car or kiss the car.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a great documentary called Hands on a Hard Body.

[Christy Lee]

That is fantastic.

[Bob Kevoian]

And these people, what they'll do for a Toyota, whatever it was. Pickup truck, which is a nice truck.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that like the type of person it was.

[Christy Lee]

They were all. It was fascinating. They talked to them and yeah, you

[Bob Kevoian]

really started rooting for a couple of them.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a great documentary.

[Tom Griswold]

Dog owners in the Swiss town of Chiasso will soon have to clean up not just dogs, poopies, but also urine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, hold it. I have a question. How in the hell. And I've seen. Where did I see Japan, where they have. They catch it.

[Tom Griswold]

The duty while they're doing it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right. As it comes out of Ace. Right there.

[Tom Griswold]

This May, this particular ordinance says pet owners are going to be asked to carry a bottle of water to delete urine left in public places.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

First time offenders receive a warning. Repeat offenders face a fine of $120. The new rule is a response to complaints from residents. Switzerland's Italian language public broadcaster Chiasso Mayor Bruno Argiani said that Bruno sold the hot weather and prolonged drought and made smells more noticeable. And they've had enough.

[Christy Lee]

I see. So the water dilutes it. Like you just pour the water over it.

[Ally Breen]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's no way. Unless you put a diaper on your dog, it's not how the hell you catch.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, people do do that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Diaper their dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There was a guy.

[Pat Godwin]

I do.

[Jess Hooker]

How did dog her life.

[Christy Lee]

How do dogs menstrual cycles work?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know what the time frame is.

[Tom Griswold]

So they do they just go into puppy pads.

[Christy Lee]

There was a guy who worked at the box office at the St. Louis Funny Bone and he. Every time his dog was having a period, I guess if you get your dog fixed or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

So he just threw on a pair of his underwear on the dog. So this dog, which was just wearing. Wearing jockeys.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

But did that. Did that solve the problem?

[Jess Hooker]

No, that wouldn't.

[Christy Lee]

But we were just like.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess I never thought about that. I've always gotten a puppy dog's spade as soon as you can. Most people do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A dog wearing human underwear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wrong. But that. Those Weimaraner I talked about. I don't like those dogs that dress up in people clothes. You know, a dog with a hat and a three piece tweed suit with a shotgun going out to hunt.

[Christy Lee]

But you like when chimps do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do like it when monkeys dress up.

[Jess Hooker]

And you like dogs playing poker.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love dogs playing poker.

[Christy Lee]

But they're not realistic. It's painting. It's clearly.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they're not wearing clothes.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a pain.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So you. The realer it is, the less you like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you see a picture of those dogs, they're. They're looking into your soul that are dressed up in people clothes.

[Christy Lee]

There was a planet of dog people.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

You would not want to visit.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean like BoJack Horsemen there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are people and there are animal

[Christy Lee]

people and they're functioning. They have. They walk on two legs, like, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I. I would not handle that. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Because you love dogs.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

I guess you just don't want to see them as people.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't, but I'd love for him to talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I show you the video yesterday about the cat with the hulk arms? When we come back, we'll show you that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's pretty great.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pretty funny. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's just walking around.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Also coming up, we have orcas smashing into fish just for fun.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're hilarious.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they're. They're doing it for fun, apparently. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what scientists think. Now ram into them for the hell of it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's got to get a little boring out there.

[Ally Breen]

There.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bunch of bullies.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're orcas. They're killer whales. They can do whatever the hell they want.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're coming back with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have a whaling museum for the worst aquarium ever. T shirts coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Harpoons through the ages.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Harpoons through the ages.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You want to go see the scrimshogs of it?

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll be back in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bombington Show.

[Jim Rome]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's the one, the only, Josh Arnold. Hi, Jeff. Oscar's here. Yes, there is Ace Cosby and I believe we were over at the news desk talking about kitty cats. Is that what we're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, Yesterday on my Instagram, you know, I follow. I get a lot of pet videos, as I'm sure you do, because I like dogs and cats and I received a video that is some AI generated. But the actual object that is featured in the video is for sale on Amazon. You can get one for. For eight bucks up to 16, depending on who you want to buy from. But they're little hulk arms that you put around your kitty cat.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on. That's pretty funny.

[Tom Griswold]

And it looks, it looks like.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pretty funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

The guy who made those made many millions of dollars.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, my goodness.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

Man, I just. I'm surprised my cat wouldn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't it.

[Christy Lee]

It's not going to be on there for more than two seconds.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna buy you some just to see what would happen.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing, unfortunately with, with my girls at least.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's a cute thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever tried to put a hat on them or anything like that or maybe. Yeah, a Christmas theme.

[Christy Lee]

Gravy's been in a blues sweater and all that. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

But just not happy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever dress up your dog dogs?

[Bob Kevoian]

They do for Christmas. They have a reindeer antlers I put

[Christy Lee]

on and they do pretty good with them.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they don't like.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they'll. They'll sit there, but they.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't care for it.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I tried to buy Christmas pajamas for them last year that didn't go.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was surprised. I got. The Joey has these. She hates fireworks and thunderstorms, so Whenever that I put a. It looks like a tube sock, but it goes over her head to have her. Her ears up against her ears. So it deadens the sound a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

And she'll allow that.

[Bob Kevoian]

And she allows that. But maybe a half hour is about her limit. She starts to paw at it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

We have matching life jackets for our dogs. They were swimming in the water.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's great. They loved it.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then they got two little handles on top so you can lift them out of the water back onto the boat.

[Christy Lee]

Those are great.

[Tom Griswold]

Very handy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dogs need a handle. That's true. Yes. That's the only thing they're missing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Scientists observed orcas ramming into the one of the world's heaviest fish so hard that it exploded. Recently, researchers in the Gulf of California filmed the orca holding a sunfish and letting it go just before another orca hits it at high speed, causing it to break apart into a thousand pieces.

[Christy Lee]

Those sunfish can be massive.

[Tom Griswold]

11ft long. Those things are wild and weigh over 5,000 pounds.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think we should be here. Fat shaming the sunfish. I.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we're not fat shaming. We're just staying there. Big.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't realize the other orca was setting up his buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're playing with the food. They think they do it just for fun. That's what scientists believe.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this video.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's kind of hard to see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hang on a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Boom. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The other ones. All right, now you smash it. It's sort of like letting your buddy

[Tom Griswold]

break at pool and then you get to eat all the remains.

[Christy Lee]

All right, so they are honoring the prey.

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, at least they're eating it. They're not just letting it fly around,

[Christy Lee]

but they do this little part for fun. It's like if I threw popcorn in your mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, same thing. You know. I'll make dinner for you. Here you go. Bang, man.

[Tom Griswold]

A whaling museum in Massachusetts is going viral for capitalizing on one of its bad reviews.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pass.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, kind of. A whale user left a one star review for the New Bedford Whaling Museum, calling it the worst aquarium ever. The museum has several whale skeletons on view. They also have, I think, a. A modest aquarium setup, I would say. Well, the museum printed that review along with the illustration of a whale skeleton onto shirts, hoodies, and other merchandise, calling themselves the worst aquarium ever. Now, after CBS aired a segment on the merchandise, they're selling out. Oh, quite popular. So that's taking making lemonade out of.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, good Job.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

So. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations. The tank in the middle of the fish floor houses south coast species including the blue crab, sea star and northern pufferfish.

[Christy Lee]

What did this person expect to see?

[Tom Griswold]

Whales, I have no idea. Real whales, probably.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's an idiot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you remember when somebody got upset that they went to see the dinosaurs and they thought they were real dinosaurs instead of the animatronic dinosaurs that were touring the country?

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they were really mad.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I. I think it ended in a lawsuit or something. It was dismissed, but I think they filed. What happened to the actual dinosaurs?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. What now seven year old Timmy Jenkins is loaded right after that lawsuit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Somehow. Yeah. A benevolent jury. That's what happens. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Canadian government is warning Alberta residents to stop releasing their goldfish into the province.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I wonder what happens.

[Tom Griswold]

According to local specialists, the invasive species, Josh, has been detected in more than 100 locations throughout Alberta. The fish found in the province have grown up to 15 inches long. They dubbed the campaign don't let it loose to prevent people from releasing non native plants and animals into the ecosystem. You can be fined up to almost $71,000 over a year in prison.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've always heard that goldfish will grow to their surroundings. Surroundings. Like if you have a big tank, it'll grow as big as it.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha. Well, these are doing it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So goldfish turn into carp, is that correct? Are they the same.

[Pat Godwin]

Same species, right, Josh?

[Ally Breen]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they baby carp?

[Christy Lee]

They seem similar, don't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They just get a good name because they're gold, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the koi? Are they just fancy gold? They're fancy goldfish.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they?

[Tom Griswold]

Are they?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not sure, Josh. Are they koi?

[Tom Griswold]

Florida city is reminding residents about wild monkeys. Amid recent sightings, the city of Mount Dora warned that the wild feral animals should be admired from a safe distance. They said wild monkeys can carry diseases and can become aggressive.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they have hands and are very

[Tom Griswold]

strong and they can bite or scratch you. Yes, yes. If you encounter monkeys, give them plenty of space and allow them to move through an area on its own. They're not supposed to feed, approach, touch, or try to capture any of the monkeys. Why do they have wild monkeys in Mount Dora?

[Christy Lee]

Where is Mount Dora?

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it by Daytona Beach, I think.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I vividly remember wanting. Wanting a pet monkey when I was a kid. I thought that would be.

[Christy Lee]

What kind did you want?

[Bob Kevoian]

Just the one that was on might have been On Ron Ely's Tarzan show or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. One the of the chimps. Classic chimp.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. There's a classic. Yeah, yeah. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a city.

[Christy Lee]

And Ely will show up in crosswords, doesn't he?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ron Ely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

yeah. He also hosted Name that Tune, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure did. Very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was, he was an amazing entertainment machine is what Ron. He could be an actor. He could host a show.

[Christy Lee]

Only six total letters, but a lot

[Bob Kevoian]

of talent, Mr. Entertainment. You damn right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, whatever you do, don't chase after wild monkeys in Mount Dora.

[Christy Lee]

Don't go chase wild monkeys in Mount Dora. Stick to the monkeys, you know, friendly monkeys.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what megalophobia is?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. I, I don't, I don't have it, but I get why people do.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it is an air ration of giant sharks.

[Christy Lee]

It's a fear of giant things, of exceptionally large objects.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm on board with it. This. It's very specific that, like the flags on the side of the highway that are too big. That's too big. You don't need a flag that big. That scares me to.

[Bob Kevoian]

I get it.

[Christy Lee]

When it's like a rowboat next to a massive oil tanker.

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Those big boats are scary.

[Christy Lee]

That creeps me out.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know I had it until I landed somewhere. I drove up the. From San Francisco up to Oregon to do a comedy and I went through San Francisco in the middle of the night. And those, they're just giant ship. And I went through and I ship ships. I almost, almost. I almost. Yeah, I didn't. Didn't care for it. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Josh, what is it that, what is it that you have? The underwater thing?

[Christy Lee]

I have sub mechanophobia.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I'm afraid of man made structures underwater really creeps me out. I can't get.

[Jess Hooker]

I hate it is creepy. And even watching them like sink an old boat like that gives me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does it make you. How does it manifest? You like physically ill or.

[Christy Lee]

I get just. I like just now I had the shivers like legitimately. And like even things like if I'm swimming and then I have to go to the dock to get on the ladder, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hate it.

[Jess Hooker]

Even the posts for the dock, like going down. I can walk through seaweed, I can mud. I can handle all that.

[Ally Breen]

But that's.

[Christy Lee]

I could walk through a swamp. Fine. And. But if there's a half submerged statue in that swamp, I can't get near it.

[Tom Griswold]

For a person with megalophobia, the sheer Scale of large objects triggers a severe psychological, even physical response. Rapid heartbeat, sweating, nausea, the sense of being smothered, the desire to flee the situation. Scientists now say extreme fears can and have many causes, like a negative experience or learning one from a parent. Humans are biologically wired to fear things that could crush, eat or overpower them. But this ancient survival instinct is overactive in people with megalophobia.

[Christy Lee]

Interesting. Yeah, man. Now I don't have megalophobia. Like, I don't have like the fear of a giant person. I don't have because that's not. In fact, I might even have somewhat of a giantess fantasy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right? Okay, did you watch, what is it? The attack of the 50 foot woman

[Christy Lee]

or something that may have imprinted at a young age.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you remember when she was upset he was cheating on her and he went out, she went over to the bar where he was having drinks with this woman and she tore the roof off the place.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll teach him.

[Christy Lee]

And as a child, I went, why am I not afraid of that? In fact, I welcome it.

[Bob Kevoian]

What does this say? The 50 foot? Say what you want about her. She was very attractive, active. Yeah, I know why they didn't get somebody uglier to play her. You know who could have played her?

[Larry Morgan]

Who?

[Bob Kevoian]

Ron Ely.

[Christy Lee]

Ron Ely could do anything.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Put a wig on him. There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

More news coming.

[Christy Lee]

He could have played the bar. He was that good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ronnie. He's sadly, he's, he's gone.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Probably. Oh, 50 years gone.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Been a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll be back. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios will remember Ron Ely. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this week. Morning. Even though we're not too much to look at, you can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk. Audi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rested, relaxed and fully rehabbed.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ready to roll. Got the guitar right there.

[Tom Griswold]

You allowed to lift weights and work out and everything?

[Pat Godwin]

Not the lifting just yet. The strength training will come in the next couple of months.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of stretching.

[Bob Kevoian]

Next stop, triathlon for you. Yeah. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby. Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I Don't trust people who are always busy. What are you running from?

[Christy Lee]

Are you hiding from yourself? Yeah. Are you?

[Jeff Oskay]

There's something you don't want to deal with.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mentally. So you gotta keep.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that's a phobia, not being able to.

[Christy Lee]

That's an interesting phobia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Always being busy.

[Christy Lee]

Fear of not doing something.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we know someone like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't think of anybody.

[Jeff Oskay]

You were talking about phobias earlier, Christie. We got a little phobia. A quiz. If you guys would like to humor me with that for a second.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe you guys know some of these, maybe you don't. What about nomophobia?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Larry Morgan]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Phobia.

[Tom Griswold]

A fear of Phil Collins.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, Mo. Now, these are all real.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love that. These are all real.

[Bob Kevoian]

All real phobias.

[Jeff Oskay]

All real phobias.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're not throwing a red herring in here.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Mo. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

You're not afraid of no nothing.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's fear of being without your mobile phone.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't have that. You guys have that.

[Pat Godwin]

I have that.

[Tom Griswold]

Never. I have that a little bit.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have a little. No more phobia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'll go back for it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe I've left my phone at home a couple of times.

[Jeff Oskay]

You would think me and Pat have this one. It is Pluto, phobia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tiny planets. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Fear of cartoon dogs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fear of money. Money, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's why we don't have any, because we're afraid of it.

[Tom Griswold]

You're afraid of it.

[Pat Godwin]

I act like a. Sure, sure. What is it called? Sailor on shore leave.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Spend it all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Burns a proverbial hole in your pocket.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? Because if he's got it, he'll spend it.

[Christy Lee]

We got Globo phobia, fear of. Travel the world.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, round something round. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Fear of globes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fear of testicles.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fear of balloons.

[Christy Lee]

Fear of balloons.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Global phobia.

[Jeff Oskay]

Globophobia.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a sexual turn on, if you will. Men like to watch women pop balloons.

[Christy Lee]

That's interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

The anticipation of the whole thing. And, yeah, they really enjoy.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

In fact, if anything, I. Oh, gosh. It's gonna pop, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have any of you ladies had a guy want you to pop a balloon for her?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Ally Breen]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that's got to be one of the easier videos to make, doesn't it?

[Jess Hooker]

When I see women doing it and I'm just like, oh, my gosh. People Are paying her.

[Tom Griswold]

How are they?

[Jess Hooker]

She sits on it. Or she'll. She'll wear high heels and pop them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, but she's usually wearing high heels. And then bounces down on the balloon with her butt. Pops it. No, not always naked.

[Christy Lee]

That's the thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. I'm not searching for this stuff, by the way. I don't know how. I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds like you're an expert.

[Jeff Oskay]

Arithmophobia. This is quite.

[Christy Lee]

I probably have fear of math.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fear of numbers?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Numbers. Josh has.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine being afraid of numbers?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. How does that even work? How do you get through life?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Yeah, I have a fear of simple math. I. It's not a fear. I just suck at it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, there's somebody in the room who assigns gender to numbers.

[Christy Lee]

How does that work?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. It's just something I've always done when I was a kid. Like, I assign it to colors, numbers.

[Jeff Oskay]

47. 7.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a boy.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's really.

[Christy Lee]

This is amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why do you do that?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. I don't. I'd. I, like, I'm also the person that, like, I change the pillows around because I don't think the. The front pillows should get that much, you know, FaceTime. Like, hey, let the back pillows come up front.

[Tom Griswold]

Just.

[Jess Hooker]

Everything has an emotional quotient. Is. Is what it comes down to.

[Christy Lee]

No, you. What you would probably be good at is stocking. And the reason. Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. That. I mean, honestly, when I. When I do help at a. Like a restaurant in a grocery store, that's my. That's why they like me to come in there, because the stuff that they all hate doing is the stuff I love to do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I kind of get. I get what you're saying here because I liked it too. Like, one of the big things with

[Bob Kevoian]

stocking is facing the shelves.

[Jeff Oskay]

That.

[Christy Lee]

And the product that was in the back needs to be moved forward so that it's fresh.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's food.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I do that with your guys. Is stuff here, like.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Like, I don't. Like. I'm not gonna. Yeah, the old pop comes to the top, and I. I put the new.

[Christy Lee]

The gendering is really interesting. Is it because something gives you a masculine energy or a female energy when you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And it's. I. And I don't know why. I don't know where it started.

[Christy Lee]

Does it stronger for you when you see it or hear it? So if I say blue when I

[Jess Hooker]

see it, because it's all like, it started in school. Like, I would write it and be like, you know, clearly, you know, the number nine is a girl, and she's next to the number three, who is a boy. And like, it's really wild. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Have you met anybody else that does this or talk to anybody about it? No, it's not a problem.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Christy Lee]

I just think it's interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I don't know why.

[Christy Lee]

What about.

[Jess Hooker]

I do it with letters, too?

[Christy Lee]

Are things, Are there obvious things like pink is girl or do you just stay away from that?

[Jess Hooker]

And I bet that's where it starts. Like when they started assigning those colors to us as kids. Kids. That. It was like, well, then everything has a gender, obviously.

[Christy Lee]

Interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Because I still even think the gender neutral colors have gender. Yellow is a girl, green is a boy. That's clear.

[Christy Lee]

And the way that you say, that's clear.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really? I love stuff like that.

[Ally Breen]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Weird. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

This one. Tom would say we all have ergophobia,

[Bob Kevoian]

the fear of work.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

100%.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom would say that. Yeah, you sure would.

[Jess Hooker]

Can you get disability for that? You'd be like, look, I've got fear work.

[Jeff Oskay]

I knew a guy, lawyer.

[Christy Lee]

I knew a guy who. This was not a good person.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All. All around.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

But he got disability. And, and the reason he got it was he was depressed, which. Hey.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That, that can be a legit reason.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

But the reason he was depressed is because he would. He would get depressed if he had to go to work.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And they gave it to him.

[Jess Hooker]

No way.

[Christy Lee]

That's where I went. You know, this system might be a little.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

That guy's a genius.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Holy heck.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here's one. Tom definitely does not have the coprophobia.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, fear of poop.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

No, he. He has the opposite almost.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's in love with it.

[Jeff Oskay]

And finally, decidophobia.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't make a decision.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have that. My daughter has it really bad. Yeah, we.

[Christy Lee]

If you don't think you have it, go to Netflix.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

See, if you don't scroll for 45

[Tom Griswold]

minutes and then go.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? I'm not watching anything.

[Tom Griswold]

You cannot give me more than two or three choices or I'm.

[Jess Hooker]

How are you at a restaurant?

[Tom Griswold]

It's horrible.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you check the menu before you go?

[Tom Griswold]

Horrible.

[Pat Godwin]

It's horrible.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I, I, My sister has this, and I was like, I'm never going to eat with you again, ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hate restaurants. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Like, she just Couldn't decide on. On a milkshake flavor. And I was like, I'm going to strangle you right here. And. Oh, it was horrible. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I've started, you know, I've started to break my mind by just not. Not taking part in it, ignoring it.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't go to the restaurant.

[Christy Lee]

If I go to Netflix. Oh, what am I going to watch? What am I. Watch this. And I just started.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Jess Hooker]

Just head on.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's one I can't pronounce. I'm going to give it to Josh because he's smart.

[Jess Hooker]

I have another question about this last one, though, Christy. Like, what's another place that you see it show up? Like, not just in menus, but, like, everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Paint colors, furniture, clothing, everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have it sometimes, like a grocery store. I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Grocery store.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't decide what, like, bread to buy, stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Everybody's got a touch of it, I bet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm real bad. Sophie's real bad.

[Christy Lee]

This is my fault.

[Tom Griswold]

I put. I passed it on.

[Christy Lee]

I'll give this my best shot.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

This is a legit fear. It's hippopotamonstrose equipped daliophobia.

[Jess Hooker]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

The fear of seeing a hippo every day.

[Jess Hooker]

Etymology would.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's the fear. I. I don't care for this.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

It's the fear of long words.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

So what they've done is made a long word. I.

[Jeff Oskay]

It should have been the opposite. Like a two letter word.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We need to go find whoever started this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And the fear of long words should be something like plit.

[Larry Morgan]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Like what?

[Christy Lee]

Plit.

[Jess Hooker]

Plit.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes we hear what we want to hear, don't we?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you guys have any, like, legitimate phobias?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, God, yes, I do have sub.

[Christy Lee]

Mechanophobia is my closest legitimate phobia. And that's the fear of underwater structures.

[Jess Hooker]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Claustrophobia.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think I drowned in a past life? Do you think I was, like, on the Titanic?

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe.

[Jess Hooker]

Possible. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have a fear of crowd. Like being in crowds, like, where people are touching.

[Jess Hooker]

You're also not good in the car.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I'm not good in the car or in relationships or.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you doing?

[Pat Godwin]

Or a bicycle. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you doing? The car. You get nervous.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, sometimes I have to, like, pull my hat down and he's not a good passenger. Yeah, I'm a back seat, side seat driver.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Terrified the whole time.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think phobophobia is?

[Bob Kevoian]

Fear of everything.

[Jess Hooker]

Phobophobia.

[Tom Griswold]

Phobe fob.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, no, I'm sorry. P, H, O. Phobo.

[Tom Griswold]

Phobia.

[Bob Kevoian]

For a good soup.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It would be far. Phobia.

[Christy Lee]

Hobophobia is fear of phobias.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I was gonna say that, but I thought it was too obvious.

[Christy Lee]

I know, right?

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Phobia, phobia, xantophobia. And it's zant with an X.

[Tom Griswold]

Fear of Xanax.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody has that fear of

[Bob Kevoian]

people. Not from your country.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh, that's. Yeah. Because the xenophobe. First off, fear of Xanax is really tough to have because the only treatment is Xanax.

[Larry Morgan]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So you have to hide it in their food like a dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? Yeah. No, no, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Xantophobia, Fear of the color yellow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really? Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

I guess also afraid of Coldplay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I stand by this dude, that yellow.

[Christy Lee]

I stand by that whole album.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm out. I am not a Coldplay fan. I will be on record.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't it funny? Because I bet if we showed a picture. If we took a picture of US and surveyed 100 people, which one of these people person is the biggest Coldplay fan?

[Tom Griswold]

That would be you.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

This song is wonderful. It's perfect.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to cry when it comes.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm going to cry too.

[Tom Griswold]

Guys are so crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Those with xantophobia right now are covering their ears.

[Jess Hooker]

They can't handle it.

[Tom Griswold]

Look that the scourgy and sad. They have happy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, come on.

[Jess Hooker]

They have happy songs too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What about.

[Jess Hooker]

About Clocks.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Clocks is great.

[Tom Griswold]

That's another one.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you don't like Clocks?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody like Clocks?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope, not everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think Chris Martin's dreamy. You don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't say. I didn't think Chris Martin was dreamy. But I don't like Coldplay. The music, it's okay. Yeah, Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I tell you, with that attitude, you won't get a second date, I can tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's fine. I don't need a date. I have a husband.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, for now.

[Bob Kevoian]

But he would prefer things that you do differently. Am I correct on that?

[Christy Lee]

And you and your husband often go on dates?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we do.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that's very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have a date night? Set night?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not really. Every night's a date night.

[Bob Kevoian]

As long as you're not. As long as you're not putting the socks away.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. I'm not rolling socks. I'm good.

[Jess Hooker]

How often do you Go on dates

[Jeff Oskay]

Once a month.

[Jess Hooker]

Once a month?

[Christy Lee]

I was going to say they kind of have a regular date.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what I'm curious about. Like what's the frequency? Mine's once a week. Week.

[Tom Griswold]

But you have kids at home? I don't. We go all the time. I mean, there's go, go, go, go.

[Jeff Oskay]

If we didn't have kids at home, we would never leave the house.

[Jessica Alsman]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's the only reason we leave is to get away from them.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why you have dad.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Well, hi, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you today?

[Bob Kevoian]

Good. There's Pat Godwin.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jess Hooker, Josh Arnold, Jeff Osk. That's right, Ace Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. I believe we are at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

We are at the news desk. A New York chef is Going viral for a three foot seafood. Is it? Fra Diavolo pizza slice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Jason, you need to look this up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Joe's Rotisserie in Roselli park serves up the massive pizza slice with a garlic knot crust that is topped with mussels, fried calamari, and shrimp.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

One slice, $42.50. The shop is also known for its triple threat pie. A calzone, garlic knots, and pizza all in one.

[Christy Lee]

You had me at garlic knot crust on the pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why hasn't someone thought of that before?

[Tom Griswold]

Joe's Rotisseria also has specialty pies like chicken fingers and fries and general TSO with broccoli.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat.

[Christy Lee]

I. Oh, go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you say rotisserie? Rotisseria.

[Tom Griswold]

Joe's Rotisseria.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that. Yes, yes.

[Christy Lee]

You probably have had because you're an east coaster, essentially.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The clam pie. The. It's like. It's a pizza with clams and clam sauce or whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's not a big thing where I come from.

[Jim Rome]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Northeastern Pennsylvania has some of the best pizza, but not. Not a clam pie.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I've had a clam pie, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

You have?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. What did you think? Well, was it a bearded clamp? You stay huge. Stay for the smell. You come for the taste.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Something like that.

[Christy Lee]

We jumped into this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. And then we went, oh, so enthusiastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you eat a three foot long piece of pizza?

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Look at the size of the slice.

[Jess Hooker]

Let me see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's $42. That's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that looks like a calzone being made.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's another one with the bigger.

[Christy Lee]

This was last minute that we asked.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah. We're running a little weird. I mean, weak.

[Christy Lee]

I try it. Wouldn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm. I Like, we could share it. We were in. We were in the Northeast recently, and they had lobster pizza. That was very good.

[Jess Hooker]

What was the sauce?

[Tom Griswold]

It was like a white sauce.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, like an Alfredo or like.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys should. No, no, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

White sauce.

[Bob Kevoian]

Joshua and Christy should lady in the tramp a big piece of pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Josh and I shared some chicken yesterday.

[Larry Morgan]

Didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, did you enter?

[Tom Griswold]

We toast. We toasted drumsticks. Yes, yes. He taught me the. Oh, yeah, I bet.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet Josh taught you a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

He taught me the chicken pot pie crust mashed potato combo.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes, yes. Sometimes you. If you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this an old fat thing Thing?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, the crust. Crust around the chicken pot pie.

[Bob Kevoian]

So the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The edge.

[Tom Griswold]

The best part.

[Christy Lee]

That gets a little hard, you break that off and you just dunk it

[Tom Griswold]

in mashed potatoes and gravy.

[Pat Godwin]

That sounds good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was very.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you're on your way to heaven. That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very, very good. Thanks.

[Christy Lee]

Do we. Or do we have maybe the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there it is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is. Oh, you know what? The shells are still on the muscle.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be hard.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's weird.

[Christy Lee]

That'll shove it. You got your calamari there. It looks like maybe a ground ground meat of some kind.

[Tom Griswold]

I do like the garlic knot.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that's worth. Worth $42, don't you think?

[Jim Rome]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the size of a huge pizza.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'd try that. Looks pretty. I bet it's delicious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks. Joe's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't care for calamari.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Wow. I can't eat it as a meal. I can't get past the.

[Christy Lee]

It looks b hole like a bee hole.

[Jess Hooker]

It's breaded. Buttholes aren't breaded.

[Jeff Oskay]

Depends on what you said.

[Bob Kevoian]

They certainly could be.

[Christy Lee]

Mine's not breaded, but it sure has been battered. I like it rough back there. Mistreat my butt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mistreatment. Back to you.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a story for you, Patrick.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Researchers from Johns Hopkins University say teens are using mobile food delivery at school. A survey at a thousand US teenagers found one in four reported using mobile food delivery services during school hours.

[Christy Lee]

Have they not seen fast times at Ridgemont High? Did they not know what happens when a pizza gets delivered to the classroom Mr. Hand makes? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Spicoli was on this way before Doordash.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Almost half of them use them after school. Among respondents who used food delivery apps, almost 60% reported ordering fast foods like pizza and burgers. One third said they ordered sodas or other sugar sweetened beverages.

[Christy Lee]

I would think I'd be furious if I were teaching and all of a sudden a doordasher came in with a venti blue coconut mocha.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't allow you to come to the classroom, do they? They would have to go to the office. They go to the office?

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You can't get to the classroom.

[Jeff Oskay]

They have a rule at my daughter's school, like it's in the handbook, that you can't have food brought in now

[Christy Lee]

even at lunch hour. Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, they. It was getting to the point where they would have 20 or 30 dashers every lunch. Show up with food for kids.

[Jess Hooker]

That's insane.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jim Rome]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

I used to just skip the period before lunch and go get a bunch of big bean burritos and bring them back to the cafeteria.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It was the only fast food restaurant we had in our town.

[Christy Lee]

Did you. I happened to send you. I sent you a post on how to make school pizza.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's on your Instagram.

[Jess Hooker]

Like the rectangle pizza. Oh, I'm gonna have to look it up.

[Christy Lee]

So I sent it to you. It has the recipe and everything. Everything.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, I'm doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Do all schools have the same pizza recipe?

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty much, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

At your church, would they sell the pizzas? Yes, yes. That's how they did it at ours.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, my mom was a school secretary, so we would get them by the case.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

And they come in an actual sheet size, like sheet tray size sheet. And you go out and break off like four pieces, throw them in the oven. It was awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

We did not have half. We had hot food at my grade school the last year I was there before that. And they were the sandwiches that you would put in the little Stewart.

[Pat Godwin]

Hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot sandwiches. Exactly. That was all we had. You had to bring your lunch.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

We had pizza day at our school.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we had that in high school. Junior high. High school, but yeah. And not at the Catholic school.

[Jess Hooker]

At the church fundraiser, they would sell. You could get them frozen and buy the boxes and they'd mark them up and.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice, man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see what else we have here today. If you've got an irrational fear. Oh, we already did.

[Christy Lee]

Was there a story for Pat that we just.

[Tom Griswold]

We did about the mobile?

[Pat Godwin]

About door dash.

[Tom Griswold]

Delivery. Door dash. Jimmy's a big.

[Pat Godwin]

I put the Kai kibosh on the door dash last night.

[Tom Griswold]

I said, oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

I said, yeah. I put my foot down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we gotta.

[Pat Godwin]

We gotta cut back on. Daddy's just had a surgery here. He's got to pay for sure. And my deductible was, you know, whatever. And I said, and will you eat? So he said, yeah, dad, of course. I said, I have a lot of food here. And then I woke up at 2am to the fire alarm going off. No joke.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Because he had forgot about the bacon that he put in the oven. Apartment was filled with smoke.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

I said, you know what? Let's go back to the door. I don't mind spending a little extra. Well, to be safe.

[Jeff Oskay]

What you're going to love. Pat is my daughter. Now, our son and daughter around the same age. She now is 16. Can drive, which your son's almost ready to drive.

[Ally Breen]

Drive.

[Jeff Oskay]

Doordash is out. You want a burrito, you go pick it up.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm paying extra fees, so now I have my own doordash driver that goes out and picks up whatever I want whenever I want it.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it true that people who are door dash drivers and when they want to order food, they can order their food and go pick it up, and so they're getting paid to be a driver and they're getting their dinner at the same time? Is that possible? Is that a thing?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Maybe that sounds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Somehow that sounds.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, why not give them that perk, right?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's another thing with my son.

[Larry Morgan]

I'll.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll wake up, and I'll see he's had a fountain beverage, even though we have lots of Dr. Pepper. Whatever he wants in the fridge. I go, jimmy, you know, you don't have to get the beverage. But, dad, fountain soda's the best.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's not wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not wrong still.

[Christy Lee]

I know. Yeah. I get both sides of that argument.

[Tom Griswold]

Commuters in Ohio got into a slippery situation recently after a crashed truck overturned on a busy highway and deposited pickles. The semi traveled outside the marked lanes, went into a ditch, rolled onto its side, scattering all the. Pickles. Pickles. The pickles across the road.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pickles, pickles, pickles.

[Tom Griswold]

Pickles. The Ohio department of transportation said State Road 316 in Pickaway County. Or is it Pickaway?

[Bob Kevoian]

Pickaway County.

[Tom Griswold]

Pickaway county was closed for several hours due to the accident.

[Bob Kevoian]

There is a Pickwick.

[Ally Breen]

Why?

[Bob Kevoian]

I got confused, and Pickaway county is Pickawa.

[Tom Griswold]

Is picka in Pickaway?

[Bob Kevoian]

It is not. Oh, I think pick was in Miami county.

[Tom Griswold]

And look at that. We have our guitar player back, and

[Bob Kevoian]

pat's right here in this county that we're in.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom demands we do any kind of a spill on a highway. He wants a song.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love it. I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

I got to sing it for him. And, you know, I'm running out of. I. I thought, let's do a Pat Godwin tribute.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Pickle.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, song.

[Pat Godwin]

Here we go. Now this is a little tough, so I'm gonna go slower.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Pickle spill, trucker. Pickle spill. Pickles on the highway. Pickles there still. Pickle spill, trucker.

[Larry Morgan]

Pickle spill.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks, Gerkins. Butter spears and dill pickles squished on the road. Trucker was a kirk and dropped his load for 465 cross 69. The highway's covered in season, Brian. I'm talking pickles, Bill.

[Jim Rome]

Trucker.

[Larry Morgan]

Pickles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pickles.

[Pat Godwin]

Spill pickles on the highway by the pickle park. Pickles.

[Christy Lee]

Picklesville.

[Pat Godwin]

Never drive pickle truck after dark. It's a little tougher to get out.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. There we go.

[Christy Lee]

Nicely done.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a tongue Twixville.

[Christy Lee]

You can only have one pickle for the rest of your life. What are you having?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, bread and butter.

[Christy Lee]

So the chip. The bread and butter chip, essentially never.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it doesn't have to be a chip. It could be a little gherkin. Little thing.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

You like the gherkin?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

I need to talk to you guys about the gherkin. It's.

[Ally Breen]

It's.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a clovey pickle. They all that. That's. They call it the Japanese pickle. Did you know this?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. When I used it in the hot dog tartare that you missed last week.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't miss it. No way in hell I'd eat that.

[Jess Hooker]

But that. You had to put a gherkin in it. And I was like, okay, what is the gherkin? And it is.

[Jessica Alsman]

It's.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a lot of clove.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like sweet pickle.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. But it's real clovey, and I never strained that.

[Christy Lee]

That flavor is a clovey.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And bread and butter pickles are the chips. I guess.

[Jim Rome]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't care for that.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

I hate that.

[Christy Lee]

Interesting.

[Jeff Oskay]

I just want to. Dill.

[Pat Godwin]

Grillo's dill.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And how do you. How do you want. Want it? Spear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Full pickle.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I started a series on my social media called the Pickled Porch, and I'm either getting drunk or I'm having a new pickle.

[Pat Godwin]

Love it.

[Jess Hooker]

And so I feature one of them.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's awesome.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. So. But I discovered stamies, Jalapeno dill pickles, and they are amazing. They're my new favorite pickles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Mine are boar's head horseradish pickles, and they're delightful.

[Jess Hooker]

Amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

They got a dill base.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's an amazing pickle, I guess.

[Larry Morgan]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's sweet and they're spicy.

[Christy Lee]

But are they sliced or speared or halved or.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sliced? Yeah, Sliced in chunks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What do you go with, Josh?

[Christy Lee]

Boy, I talk cheap over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you have?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I like the. The Tony Pacos. Oh, yeah. Sweet and spicy pickle and pepper jar. That thing yeah, those.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got to drive to Toledo to get that.

[Christy Lee]

I have them. What I. What I do is my brothers get them for their birthdays because they absolutely love them. So I send them each six jars that. That's what comes in a case.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

And I end up taking one when I visit.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's only fair.

[Larry Morgan]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And remember to reuse your pickle brine. Just chop up some, drop them in there.

[Pat Godwin]

That works.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they're good the next day. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's also full of electrolytes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Not a dill pickle fan.

[Christy Lee]

I like the bread and butter, too, Christy.

[Jess Hooker]

I do love bread and butter, too.

[Jeff Oskay]

Will you do a pickle back always with Jameson. Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. At least for the first one for

[Christy Lee]

one of your porch shows. Oh, you might not be able to do this.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because of copyright, but I'd like you to have a Nickelback pickleback where you listen to Nickelback while having a pickle back. Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

You got to do that.

[Jess Hooker]

Definitely do that. Well, I kind of like.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you should interview an NFL quarterback. You have the quarterback and the pickleback and Nickelback. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I had pickle flavored beer on the one that I'm releasing today, and it's. Yeah, it's a sun.

[Christy Lee]

You got some of that?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It's so good.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

It's so good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pickle beer.

[Jess Hooker]

Pickle beer. Pickle brine.

[Christy Lee]

What position in football was or is the nickel back?

[Bob Kevoian]

The nickelback is an extra defensive back. And, okay, you're expecting pass, so you go to the nickel defense.

[Christy Lee]

And they still call it the nickelback.

[Bob Kevoian]

They call it the nickel.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I did. I don't hear it much when I got. But yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How about. How about the pickled egg? Are we fans of that in the old dive bars?

[Christy Lee]

I'm not.

[Jess Hooker]

I am. I just discovered it. I did the quail egg, actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

I found it.

[Jess Hooker]

Good.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's how you lose a bet in a bar. If you'll drink the pit.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Eat the pickled egg.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe I had a bad one. I also don't like the scotch egg.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I love the scotch egg.

[Christy Lee]

I must have had a bad one of that, too. It.

[Jim Rome]

It.

[Christy Lee]

It was in Scotland, and it was a grocery store in a plastic thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no, Scott, Scotch aren't Scotch eggs right now.

[Christy Lee]

No, I know.

[Jess Hooker]

And they messed it up.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it just wasn't. It must have been too commercialized.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll take you someplace and go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. The scotch eggs I've had are. Are. Maybe they're American wrapped in sausage.

[Jess Hooker]

Deep fried.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So the one I had was one we'll take you.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's coming up in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up, we have our history lesson.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course, even though it is a Tuesday, we're going to throw you off. And we have Ali Breen coming up next hour.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Jim Rome]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com

[Bob Kevoian]

could win. Welcome back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Howdy Doody. There's. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, man. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Close circuit to you, Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What you just did.

[Jess Hooker]

She was beautiful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Genius.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'm.

[Christy Lee]

You're good?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm okay. There's Jeff Osu. Thanks, buddy. I appreciate it. Time now for today in history. I think Chrissy has a little bit. I have a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll do. Let's see. I'll see you. 1914.

[Tom Griswold]

1914. I have no idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

In 1914, what happened? World War I started.

[Tom Griswold]

O. I'm terrible at history.

[Christy Lee]

The great one, the great Great War.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's Austria, Hungary. There's a hyphen in there. I I guess that's what it. How it's printed. Declared war on Serbia. Oh, and those three. Austria, Hungary is now New Jersey, Delaware, and I think Serbia is Rhode Island. Isn't that interesting?

[Christy Lee]

Hungary. Hungary. It was known as Hungary, Austria, Hungary, and Serbia. And then the rest of the world. We did. We didn't all collectively go. Let them.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys can let them fight it out.

[Tom Griswold]

On this date in 1900, Lewis Lassen created. What do you know?

[Christy Lee]

Lewis Lassen, 1900. I'm going to say the.

[Bob Kevoian]

The airbag.

[Ally Breen]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The airbag.

[Bob Kevoian]

The underwire bra.

[Christy Lee]

You see, the problem with creating the airbag then was there were no cars. He knew he had something, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

He really did.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

If only somebody invented the car.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he created what some consider to be the first Amber.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What did they do before then?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope, that's all I got.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think it happened in Hamburg?

[Tom Griswold]

Has to be right.

[Pat Godwin]

I know what it did.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have to do some homework.

[Christy Lee]

I always like old guys who call them hamburger sandwiches.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, the sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna try to keep that alive by starting it now. Hamburger sandwich.

[Jeff Oskay]

I got in an argument with my child the other day. She. We were gonna go to a sub place, and she goes, I don't want a sandwich. I go, what do you want? She goes, I want a burger. Okay. I go, a burger is a sandwich. She said, it's not a sandwich. It's a hamburger.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a sandwich. Hamburger is a sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, but. But you also know what she's arguing,

[Tom Griswold]

but on the menu, it's under sandwiches.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is hot dog a sandwich?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

But if you go to a Subway, the thing is, you go to a Subway or a Jimmy John's or a sandwich shop, you probably can't get a hamburger.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

That's what she.

[Jess Hooker]

And usually there's sandwiches and then there's hamburgers, Right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I was being difficult.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think. I think you were way in the wrong on this.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay. I'll be sure to apologize when I get home today.

[Christy Lee]

Please do. Jeff, will you go easier on those kids, please?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

While you guys are arguing over what is a sandwich, I found out that the hamburger was actually created in New Haven, Connecticut.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, how about that?

[Tom Griswold]

At least Lewis's lunch. That's what he called this place.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this Lewis Lassen? That's the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Lassen.

[Larry Morgan]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Well, thank you, Lewis.

[Tom Griswold]

And New Haven, Connecticut.

[Bob Kevoian]

New Haven, Connecticut.

[Christy Lee]

I think the man's a hero.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it wasn't. It wasn't Hamburg?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, it's. It came from the Hamburg Steak. So there's like. That was first and then evolved to that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never heard of the Hamburg steak.

[Tom Griswold]

I had neither.

[Jess Hooker]

Me neither.

[Bob Kevoian]

What cut of the cow was that?

[Ally Breen]

The.

[Bob Kevoian]

A loin, possibly.

[Jess Hooker]

And why is it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's ground beef ass. And. Yeah, no, that's. That's what you call a cow with short legs. Ground beef. What are you gonna do about that? And here's a song for Pat guy about short cow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you remember the movie Night Patrol with the unknown comic?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wasn't that one of his jokes on there There?

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I don't.

[Jeff Oskay]

My other favorite one from that was what do you call a hundred cows Masturbating Beef stroke and all

[Bob Kevoian]

that movie

[Christy Lee]

is currently streaming on, I think Prime.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have to watch it again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't Zany in that?

[Christy Lee]

He's not that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's in a movie with the unknown.

[Christy Lee]

He's in.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

With Murray Langston and Linda Blair. I get what that's called.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something about bowling or something.

[Christy Lee]

He sent me a DVD of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

My God.

[Christy Lee]

So we could all screen it if we wanted to.

[Jeff Oskay]

It also has the great thing where the chef brings out the guy's soup and his thumb. The doctor told me to keep it warm.

[Christy Lee]

One of the main guys in Nitro Patrol is Pat Paulson.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh. The only way I know about him is he always ran for president.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Electric pad is on screen. Yeah. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

On this date in 1932, the first feature length zombie movie was released in the United States. Do you know what it was called?

[Bob Kevoian]

White. White Zombie.

[Christy Lee]

The cabinet of Dr. Caligari.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's called White Zombie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. It was called the White.

[Christy Lee]

I would argue that's not the first zombie movie. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what was it?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's Caligari have a zombie.

[Tom Griswold]

It's his first feature length. Is your other zombie movie.

[Christy Lee]

I would say it's feature. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And it's.

[Christy Lee]

It features a somnambulist, which is where the word zombie. Well, it arguably comes from.

[Pat Godwin]

There.

[Jess Hooker]

There.

[Pat Godwin]

There are.

[Christy Lee]

This is way nerdy.

[Tom Griswold]

So what movie are you talking about?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have never.

[Christy Lee]

The cabinet of Dr. Kelly.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never seen the Cabinet. What are you taking lessons from Tom?

[Jess Hooker]

First off, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised you don't need a second surgery after that sneeze.

[Pat Godwin]

Just sneezing and caught me by surprise.

[Christy Lee]

You had a sympathy sneeze?

[Larry Morgan]

I did.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

On this date in 1978, Animal House was released in theaters.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Animal House.

[Christy Lee]

Laugh free.

[Jeff Oskay]

Never seen it.

[Christy Lee]

You haven't?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Christy Lee]

It's Real good.

[Jeff Oskay]

I haven't seen any of those 80s.

[Christy Lee]

Like, I love any of them.

[Jeff Oskay]

I haven't seen Revenge of the Nerds. I haven't seen Animal House or any of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

I'll happily have you over and we can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a fun movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Take a walk through the 80s.

[Christy Lee]

They're both funny, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Birthdays. Got any birthdays?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think I've seen Revenge of the Nerds. Or. Or maybe not many.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the. We've got Bush one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I love. And there are way funnier moments than that. That's just the one Tom glommed on to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

In 19. On this day in 1984, the Los Angeles Summer Olympics officially opened. 14 Eastern Block countries, no K, led by the Soviet Union, boycotted the games. And we cleaned up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember that. Take that. Happy birthday to Beatrix potter.

[Pat Godwin]

Her.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Mrs. Potter.

[Christy Lee]

The rabbit.

[Tom Griswold]

Rabbit lady.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I've ever read the Velveteen Rabbit.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

I know. I know the story, but she was born in 18. About a rabbit made out of cheese, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

66.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's the Velveeta rabbit.

[Christy Lee]

Oh,

[Bob Kevoian]

today's birthday, 1929. Go ahead, Jacqueline Candy Onassis was born.

[Tom Griswold]

Love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my favorite impressions.

[Bob Kevoian]

This isn't old. It's a Vernet.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Make me look like an.

[Pat Godwin]

I Love that impression.

[Bob Kevoian]

1954, Hugo Chavez.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

1958, Michael Hitchcock.

[Christy Lee]

He's great, isn't he?

[Bob Kevoian]

1945, Jim Davis, US. Mr. Garfield. Maybe you know him as Mr. Garfield.

[Christy Lee]

And I love those Garfield books.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see. 1969, Dana White was born. 1990, Soulja Boy was born.

[Larry Morgan]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

You remember Soul.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Soldier boy, that lonely little.

[Christy Lee]

He did Superman.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, that's a different Superman.

[Christy Lee]

Which, when I found out what that referred to.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know what.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Guess I.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not on air.

[Christy Lee]

Wait until I could clean this up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So there's a dance that goes with it. Is that a part of it?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Soulja Boy. The whole Superman thing is. Is it a sheet or a pillowcase?

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a sheet.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Yeah. Yes. It's. When you. Let's say you're doing. You can both watch the hockey game.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jim Rome]

And you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And you take the sheet and you finish.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Then you can put the sheet on her back and it stays like Superman's cape. Oh, I got you a little sticky.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. When she gets out of bed to go to the bathroom.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's wearing a cape. And that was. And that was in the song.

[Christy Lee]

That's what the song is. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it doesn't spell it out quite like that, but. Well, I mean, you know, Soulja Boy, we hardly knew.

[Jim Rome]

Who knows where.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who knows where inspiration is going to come from.

[Christy Lee]

That's right, Soul Cha boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

More news coming up. And also we'll have a sexy time with Ali Breen. Goodness knows where she's calling in from. We'll be right back in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com

[Tom Griswold]

and great people, welcome

[Bob Kevoian]

back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional, professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jessica Olseman.

[Jessica Alsman]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby's here.

[Ally Breen]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am Chick. And we're getting ready for, what is it? Sexy time.

[Pat Godwin]

So exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

That's coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

And our streak continues. We've helped a total of no one with their relationship ships and we hope for that to continue.

[Tom Griswold]

And just so you're not confused, it is Tuesday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Not Wednesday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Normally it is Wednesday.

[Christy Lee]

It was like your trash day. Usually when Ali. Don't take it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't take it out. Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I mean, it can't throw your whole week off.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna get raccoons.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you got them lids on there. You're not. Oh, this might be toothpick wisdom.

[Christy Lee]

I think we do have a little toothpick wisdom going on here. Yeah, we just wait for the appropriate.

[Bob Kevoian]

We don't have that.

[Christy Lee]

I believe it's on its way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now. You've got it. That's right. Toothpick. A little toothpick wisdom.

[Christy Lee]

Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me tell you something. You will put your garbage out too soon. Here's what you're gonna have. You're gonna have raccoons. You'll be up to your neck and raccoons. But they're good eating.

[Jeff Oskay]

I bought a little toothpick wizard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we don't have an Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Arizona.

[Bob Kevoian]

This has been toothpick wisdom.

[Tom Griswold]

Arizona State University is now offering a content creation major.

[Christy Lee]

I don't blame them.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom would be out of his mind upset about this.

[Christy Lee]

I know. But guess what? He's been focused on the last month.

[Jim Rome]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The Bachelor of Arts program is designed to teach students. Students how to build an audience, market themselves, and grow a career as an influencer.

[Pat Godwin]

Why not? Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

It's a new job. It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure it is. Coursework will emphasize content planning, video and podcast production, global perspectives, and personal branding. If I were younger, I would be taking this for sure.

[Jessica Alsman]

It actually works for multiple things if you need a branded business or go out and do sales.

[Tom Griswold]

The program's final project requires students to choose a social media platform where they will develop a growth strategy, create content, and gain followers throughout the semester. I wonder if they get their grade based on how many followers they get.

[Jim Rome]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Jessica Alsman]

Because the hot girl is probably going to get more followers than the Ugos.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, no one wants the Ugos.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sex sells. It's never changed.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Cbs. I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

World's oldest profession there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Content creator.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought it was bakery.

[Tom Griswold]

CBS News reports scientists say a meteorite that crashed into a New Jersey home in 2024. A meteorite contains what scientists are calling alien world chemistry.

[Christy Lee]

What is this now?

[Tom Griswold]

The study found evidence the meteorite once contained highly concentrated salty water or brine.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Supporting the idea? Asteroids like this may have delivered some of the chemical building blocks needed for life on Earth.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Which means out there somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

Somewhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

I read online. I don't know if I got this right, but I'm pretty. I read it like three times. There are. There are more planets in the universe than there are grains of sand on Earth.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. Isn't that amazing?

[Tom Griswold]

That is amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's nuts, right? You know how many grains of sand there are?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, but you look up, you go out into the country, you look up stores for dinner days, and some of

[Jessica Alsman]

them don't exist anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Already burned out.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

If you're.

[Bob Kevoian]

See. If you're seeing them, they're gone and new ones are coming back.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's nuts, man.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hard to think about that, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Makes you. It makes you think, doesn't it? Makes you think. You know, Josh and I were out there by our garbage cans, looking up at the sky, feeding the raccoon than we thought. How many planets are there up there?

[Christy Lee]

And you know what I said?

[Bob Kevoian]

I do say too many to count. This has Been too.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, the owner of a two Michelin starred restaurant in South Korea could go to jail over a dessert topped with ants.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Prosecutors say the chef violated food safety law laws by serving ants that are not approved for human consumption.

[Christy Lee]

Is this a n T or a u N T?

[Tom Griswold]

This is a. Ah. So I want to know what ants are approved for human consumption.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wasn't there naughty movies when I was. It was Aunt Peg when I was a maybe.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not aware.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, some guy's hot aunt or something. Her name was Aunt Peg and some guy's hot ants.

[Tom Griswold]

The investigation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Babysit

[Tom Griswold]

porn.

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna get some weird stuff going up.

[Tom Griswold]

Investigation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Say goodbye to your phone. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The investigation began after officials spotted photos of the unusual dessert on blogs and social media. It's located in Seoul's upscale Gangam district. Gangam Style Gangnam Style reportedly served ant sprinkled sorbet to customers who requested the flavor. What do ants taste like?

[Jeff Oskay]

Fire ant.

[Jessica Alsman]

Have you ever seen the red ants like or smelled them? They actually smell like ivory soap.

[Jeff Oskay]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Weird.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Restaurant had been using the garnish for four years before authorities stepped in and stopped it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why are you sniffing ants?

[Jessica Alsman]

You know, it's one of those things my dad told us and then we had to test it and it's like,

[Tom Griswold]

how about that, huh?

[Jeff Oskay]

I never knew.

[Jessica Alsman]

But are the ants alive?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have a follow up on Ant Peter?

[Christy Lee]

So much there. I mean there's a. Apparently Aunt Peg was played by somebody named Juliet Anderson.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, yes.

[Christy Lee]

And very sweet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is she pretty as I recall, in

[Christy Lee]

that 70s, pointy boobed? Sort of. Yeah. And I mean you can find all her videos all over.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Vintage Aunt Peg, classic Aunt Peg porn and retro videos.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you have any titles?

[Christy Lee]

I have some names of the tube sites where she's available. I wank tube porn classic. And this is my favorite. How do I say this? It starts with a C and it has to do with male

[Jeff Oskay]

DNA.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Gum Cummings.

[Jessica Alsman]

See?

[Pat Godwin]

Guru.

[Christy Lee]

He's a guru.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a guru. I'm not a doctor. I'm a guru.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Aunt Peg.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for aunt.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know why I remembered that.

[Christy Lee]

Now do you remember if the guy whose aunt it is, if he's dismayed by her behavior or intrigued? I'm so tired. All I want to do is have dinner with my aunt. But she's always out banging somebody.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it built up to of him and his aunt, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Oh gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Yeah. Yeah, that was the storyline as I.

[Tom Griswold]

UK police were called to investigate after children's paper sculptures were found to have been constructed from the pages of an explicit novel. I don't know if Aunt Peg was

[Christy Lee]

mentioned in it, but 50 shades of origami, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

According to the Guardian, an older man had been handing out googly eyed paper hedgehogs made from donated books to raise money for charity.

[Christy Lee]

This guy didn't know.

[Tom Griswold]

On closer inspection, some parents were shocked to discover that their children's hedgehogs contained text from an erotic novel. After being notified, the police in Merseyside spoke with the man who was reportedly mortified by the mistake. Yeah, he had no malice and there was no that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Googly eyes is from everything everywhere all at once or something. Put googly eyes on rocks. Yeah, whatever the hell it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, googly eyes. Googly eyes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Supposed to be a big time message, I guess, or something. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to play a song? Maybe you have a song for this story, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

A man posing as a commercial airline pilot caught trying to smuggle 22 pounds of cocaine through a Colombian airport. The man was traveling to Barcelona when officials at El Dorado International Airlines Airport noticed his ill fitting uniform.

[Bob Kevoian]

El Dorado.

[Tom Griswold]

Not only was the man's build larger than the size of his uniform, but some accessories did not match those used by a real commercial pilot. A search revealed narcotics strapped to his body. He was charged with drug trafficking and manufacturing or possession of narcotics.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like to think where his wings were, he had a little propeller just spin up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or it's the wings they give the little kids when they get on the plane.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm a pilot.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coke on the plane.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I should have coke on the plane, but I don't because I had a lot of work to do this morning. It's my first day playing. How to play. A lot a lot of excuses are

[Bob Kevoian]

going on right now.

[Pat Godwin]

My lack of work ethic and. But I do have coke in the boat. Obviously the original, but we've all heard that. Maybe you don't need to hear that.

[Christy Lee]

But I'd love to do it if you do.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to hear Coke in the boat?

[Bob Kevoian]

Who doesn't?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Darn it.

[Christy Lee]

Let's do it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's been a long time.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's your big hit. People love this.

[Pat Godwin]

This is a hard one. No, I got it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah,

[Jeff Oskay]

Playing it.

[Christy Lee]

He's playing it.

[Bob Kevoian]

He playing it. I love this guy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'd like to know where you

[Pat Godwin]

got the cookie on the boat. Yeah, we like to know where you got the cookie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's in the boat.

[Pat Godwin]

Coconut boat. Coconut boat, maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coconut boat.

[Pat Godwin]

Look, the boat.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, my.

[Larry Morgan]

Coconut.

[Pat Godwin]

Coconut boat maybe. Coke cannot boat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Coast Guard's watching you. When will you learn? Drug boats drag a little in the stern. Tourists found a stash in the Keys. Border Patrol makes these waters drug free. It's cooking the hole. So please, please explain. Someone has to answer for this cocaine.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We like to know when you got the cocaine. I would like to know where you're taking the cocaine.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

That was such great team play.

[Christy Lee]

Where would the cocaine be if somebody were smuggling it? In their rear end.

[Pat Godwin]

Coconut pie.

[Ally Breen]

Butt.

[Tom Griswold]

Coconut butt.

[Christy Lee]

That went better than I ever thought it could.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coconut butt. You know, it's time to get away. The Hyundai getaway sales event.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know, and what's gotten away is the copy for the getaways.

[Bob Kevoian]

Monday, Tuesday, Hyundai. Well, you can verify all this, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I can. I can remember it right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

You get great deals on the most popular model.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, there are outstanding SUVs like the Santa Fe. The Santa Fe hybrid. The Tucson. The Tucson hybrid. Don't forget, if you're a sedan lover, they have the Elantra loaded with the latest in technology.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course, if you are an all electric guy or gal, check out Hyundai's Ioniq 5 or Ioniq 9. It's all going on now at the Hyundai getaway sales event. Visit your local Hyundai dealer or go to Hyundai USA.com for all the details.

[Bob Kevoian]

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Hyundai. That's Hyundai USA.com. we'll be back in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios with Sexy Time. This is the Bob and Top Show. We're back in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, there's Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Jessica.

[Jessica Alsman]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I feel like we're outnumbered, man. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

You are about to be. As soon as we bring up Ally.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jeff Os.

[Christy Lee]

I think that's kind of the key here.

[Ally Breen]

The.

[Christy Lee]

The idea chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

McGee and Ally should be. There she is. Hi, Ally. Hello, Ally.

[Tom Griswold]

She's in the uk.

[Ally Breen]

I'm in the uk. Yep.

[Jessica Alsman]

Fancy stove.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it like two o' clock there? Three thirty, quarter to nine. What is it?

[Ally Breen]

Two o'?

[Tom Griswold]

Clock?

[Ally Breen]

You got it first.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two o'. Clock. Okay, well.

[Ally Breen]

Two twenty. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two twenty. Isn't that exactly. Isn't that odd? Josh different times in different places and it's completely unnecessary. Okay.

[Ally Breen]

The same time, everywhere, all the time.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you got letters for us.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ally. Ally, Ali Hooker. Yeah. Okay, here we go. Yeah, it's. It's a ladies day here. Maybe we can. Maybe we can turn our streak around.

[Christy Lee]

I think the people demanded more. More female. Female energy. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you think?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Ally Breen]

Perfect.

[Christy Lee]

Are you being a smart ass?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Christie's being a smart ass. I'm not picking up on cues. I don't know what the hell's going on around. Go ahead, darling.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend is a mommy's boy and his mom does everything for him. When anything goes wrong or he needs anything, he calls his mom. And it's annoying for two weeks reasons. It takes away his masculinity and it makes me worried that I'm gonna have to do everything for him if we end up getting married. Do I bring it up or just ride this out?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's not gonna change.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think this is if you. This is how he is.

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounds like a. Sounds like a deal breaker to me.

[Tom Griswold]

And she will be a part of your life the whole way forward as

[Bob Kevoian]

long as she aligned.

[Jessica Alsman]

Like maybe she'll do stuff for you though. Can you take advantage of it and become like mommy's girl?

[Jess Hooker]

Girl? Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

You need some help?

[Christy Lee]

This is a letter. She cannot respond to questions we have.

[Jess Hooker]

You're such a gig

[Bob Kevoian]

boy.

[Tom Griswold]

You better hope his mom likes you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I get the impression he's not. He's.

[Jess Hooker]

He's.

[Christy Lee]

Cuz she's worried that he's. She's gonna have to take care of him.

[Jessica Alsman]

Ew.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is ew, isn't it?

[Jess Hooker]

It is ew.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have boys. You're the one that can.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's different, definitely. They just gravitate. The family usually gravitates towards the girl's family.

[Ally Breen]

Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Like that's like that's natural. And so to be a boy mom and to, to. To be second tier, essentially, like that's. So if she's playing this role in your relationship already, you're screwed. Like it's.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, I.

[Jess Hooker]

Get out. Get out now.

[Ally Breen]

Now.

[Jessica Alsman]

I want to know what she's doing for him, I guess.

[Ally Breen]

But I think Jez, I think he might be like the girlfriend might be worried the mom and the boyfriend will gang up on her as opposed to the mom doing stuff for her. Like if they get to a fight and she calls the. He calls the mom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she's gonna side with her son

[Bob Kevoian]

always.

[Jessica Alsman]

She's not in the relationship, though. She doesn't get a say.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes, she is with the mama's boy.

[Jess Hooker]

It kind of cheats with that territory.

[Jessica Alsman]

Better start helping pay for rent or something. If she wants to shove her foot, it's weird.

[Jess Hooker]

That's tough, though, because I've. I found where I'll talk to my son about something, and I'm like, hey, you and I never had this conversation. Go talk to your girlfriend. I was like, if you have any questions, I'll help you, but you have to choose her first. Like, she's a number one priority now. Oh, yeah. Like mom's second fiddle. Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a part of letting go. You got to cut the apron strand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they don't all do that.

[Jess Hooker]

No, they don't.

[Jessica Alsman]

I was hearing my calling mom, what am I allergic to? Mom, will you cut my steak?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, stuff like that.

[Jessica Alsman]

It's creepy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd like to have somebody cut my steak. That'd be cool. Yeah. Okay. As Tom would say. Next.

[Ally Breen]

Next. Dear Ally, my boyfriend's ex cheated on him, and he basically said she's been dead to him ever since. Since he says he's never looked her up on social media or even thought about her since the breakup. I saw over his shoulder the other day when he was looking up something on Instagram that she was actually on his top search. I kept it to myself, but. Do you think this is a pretty serious red flag? I know if I bring it up to him, I'll probably sound crazy, but I think he went out of his way to tell me he doesn't look her up, and he does, which is a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is it a problem?

[Ally Breen]

Well, because he lied about it.

[Christy Lee]

If he had not been anything, he would have been better off. Maybe he.

[Jeff Oskay]

At the time, he hadn't looked her up. And then when she brought her up to him, then he started thinking, oh, yeah, I wonder what she is up to.

[Jess Hooker]

Interest.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, there is a chance.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So.

[Christy Lee]

So I say ask him.

[Bob Kevoian]

But. But which is worse? Him looking up her, his old girlfriend, or her searching his Instagram?

[Jess Hooker]

She saw it over shoulder.

[Christy Lee]

This just wasn't. Yeah, so that's. I mean, he was on Instagram. She saw what he was, or the

[Tom Griswold]

fact that he lied?

[Jess Hooker]

So have you searched an ex just out of curiosity? Like. Like, obviously you're not gonna act on it any more than just looking, Right? Like, how hot's his wife? How many kids does he have? Stuff like that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think you could easily. Or you should just ask him. Go. Hey, you know what? I wasn't trying to look, but I saw over your shoulder that you had searched her.

[Tom Griswold]

How's she doing?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah. Plus, one of his friends might have been like, hey, look how fat she got. And he's like, oh, I have to see this.

[Larry Morgan]

Right?

[Jess Hooker]

That's true, too. Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Or now he's bald.

[Jess Hooker]

Go look. Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or maybe just.

[Ally Breen]

It's funny. I wouldn't believe anyone who said they've never thought about or looked up their ex.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't believe that either. Yeah, I'm with you, too.

[Ally Breen]

Easy to do now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's for sure.

[Ally Breen]

Although I did actually do the road with. You guys know and love him, Nick Griffin, years ago. And he said after his divorce, he never, never, ever checked up or looked or thought about his ex. And I do believe him.

[Jess Hooker]

I do believe him, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe. Yeah, I believe Nick.

[Tom Griswold]

I do know people like that.

[Christy Lee]

I have exes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never once.

[Ally Breen]

It's done. It's done for him.

[Christy Lee]

I have a number of exes I've never looked up.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Now, it doesn't mean that I haven't thought, oh, I wonder what they're up to. But in a way of like, I kind of, you know, I hope they're fine or doing well, but I've never.

[Jess Hooker]

I had a crush on a boy named George in fifth grade, and I looked him up because I was like, he looked really cute in fifth grade. I wonder what he looks like now.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What was the verdict?

[Jess Hooker]

I couldn't find him.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

George Central Elementary School, where are you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Jorge?

[Ally Breen]

Now he'll pop up for sure.

[Jessica Alsman]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Next.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, there you go.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, I started dating my boyfriend pretty quickly after his divorce. It's been going well for six months, but he's afraid to introduce me to any of his family because they all really liked his ex and thought that they both needed more time before they should date other people. I don't know why they're determining that for his ex, too. Do you guys agree or disagree?

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't push that. Just take your time.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because everybody's got a different.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's no hard and fast rule.

[Tom Griswold]

Grief. Grief period, if you will. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do your new person a favor, please, by not.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, first of all, you don't have to deal with this family. I mean, you should be grateful on this. Yeah, But. Yeah, just give it some time.

[Jess Hooker]

But I think it should be like, aa, like, for one year. You don't. You don't date anybody. You just.

[Christy Lee]

Or you keep it. Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. For one year, there's no dating anybody. There's no relationships, there's no sex. You just work on you.

[Ally Breen]

No way.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I just got divorced. I'm gonna have sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you're not gonna get engaged

[Jessica Alsman]

to the next chef that you did.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you like, get physically ill if you don't have sex on a regular basis.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't all men get that way? That's what I've been.

[Christy Lee]

Are you a serial monogamist or.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know what that means, but sure.

[Christy Lee]

It means you only eat cereal alone. Yeah. When you got out of one relationship, you wanted to quickly get into another one.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no, but with me, like, like I don't hook up. Like, like a girl likes me. Like, it's taken some time to like, win her over.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like years. So if there is a thing, it's usually gets pretty quick. Oh, God, you know what I mean? Like it turns into a relationship.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's really boring.

[Ally Breen]

What's the thing where people just sleep with someone immediately? What's that called? Like a rebound? The rebound thing. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I tried. I tried. Like I wanted to have rebound sex, but you gotta have somebody else who wants to help you out.

[Tom Griswold]

Being drunk on a Saturday?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm drunk and horny.

[Ally Breen]

Okay. Dear Ally, my boyfriend smells down there. And when I complain and tell him to shower, he says I'm ruining the romance.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Ally Breen]

I said he needs to make sure that he's not smelly when we're hooking up. Then once again, it would take the spontaneity out of it. But what I meant was, shouldn't you just be clean down there regularly? Yeah, I'm talking to a five year old.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Jess Hooker]

Some boys don't ever learn to wash. This is a real thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

It is insane. And I'm learning this from my single friends. I've heard horror stories that they are like, well, I wash my hair and the shampoo runs my debt down my back and down my butt crack.

[Tom Griswold]

So I washed.

[Jess Hooker]

And it's like, no, no, no, no. We need cloth to cheeks spread and you have got to wash that.

[Bob Kevoian]

But there's.

[Jess Hooker]

Ali, am I wrong? Have you had. I mean, it is. There are men who just flat do not wash down.

[Christy Lee]

It is kind of an unfair.

[Ally Breen]

So totally. They think the soap just gets everywhere automatically. It's like, you got a scrub. My God.

[Christy Lee]

I don't get why.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't understand that.

[Christy Lee]

As soon as the girl said, hey, I. I don't. I'm not enjoying the smell down there. I'm not gonna do anything until you wash. I'm immediately. Wash away. What are you talking about?

[Jessica Alsman]

He's a narcissist. Get down there, girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Enjoy it. That's probably true, too.

[Jessica Alsman]

Serving you down.

[Ally Breen]

That probably is. Right. Because who would fight against that? Like, that's a crazy thing to push back on if someone's telling you that you smell.

[Jess Hooker]

Exactly. And wouldn't you be so embarrassed?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd never get over it.

[Tom Griswold]

Why wouldn't she just. There are a lot of fish in the sea. Go find another one that doesn't. It doesn't smell.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't want a stinky fish.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you don't.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

No stinky fish.

[Jeff Oskay]

You want a blowfish.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just a quick blowfish every now and then. Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. This guy's an idiot. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Get rid of him.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah. If he's pushing back on that, that's insane.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let him put his stink somewhere else.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Kick pig pen to the skirt.

[Jeff Oskay]

The curve.

[Larry Morgan]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damn right.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, my wife's parents are staying with us for a month and she refuses to have sex while we're in the same house. I understand that. Does this make sense to anyone? It's not like I can't be quiet.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it makes total sense to me. I would be the exact same one.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Ally Breen]

Really? Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how. I mean, if I had stayed married, I don't know how we would have ever had sex once the kids were over eight. I mean, knowing what's going on. I don't know. I would be too embarrassed. No, there's no way. Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Nothing dries you up faster than knowing Daddy's down the hall.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, Exactly.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. That's some toothpick wisdom for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's something.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

She's absolutely right. Come on.

[Ally Breen]

Well, who knows? It's exciting to some people. Some people are like, ooh, Daddy's down. Let's relive our high school days.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I've had. I've been in relationships where it was both.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, this will be fun. We gotta stay as quiet as possible. And also, don't come near

[Bob Kevoian]

because Daddy's down the hall.

[Christy Lee]

I guess I get that. I never argued with. Hey, we're not doing it while my. While we're staying in my parents.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, fine.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, well, this Is a month, though. A month.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Go get a hotel room for an hour.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I mean, that's the thing. You could find a fun way to get creative. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

You could handle yourself in the shower, can't you? For a month, you'll be okay and survive.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see. So it's not okay to have sex when her parents are there, but he can go into the shower and crank one off?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Jessica Alsman]

As long as the water is running

[Bob Kevoian]

and it washes away all the nastiness and the sin. Yes, he's stained now. Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Oh, wait a minute. Ally. Wait a minute. Here we go. Ready?

[Pat Godwin]

Next.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's actually.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I'm gonna ask. We don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That was like when you're alarm you and you're watching a movie and the alarm goes off and you. It feels like yours.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was almost frightening.

[Christy Lee]

Hated.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, I'm engaged, and at my boyfriend's bachelor party, which was supposed to be one night, a bunch of girls showed up and it lasted for a whole weekend of him and his friends partying.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

And he says I'm overreacting, but am I? This seems crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're not overreacting. That's ridiculous.

[Jess Hooker]

But it's the friends. It's not him. I guarantee his idiot friends invited these girls.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't matter. He should have put his foot down. That is not appropriate.

[Ally Breen]

Or at least left his own back.

[Jess Hooker]

That's crazy. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

God. Yeah. You just go, dudes, this is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you guys just don't know how to party. Am I right?

[Jess Hooker]

What would you do? Would you guys leave? Would you leave your own bachelor party if that was the case?

[Larry Morgan]

Case.

[Jess Hooker]

If you knew you there would be hell to pay for a bunch of girls.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, I mean, I would.

[Christy Lee]

If I were, I think I would have said, hey, you guys, I wouldn't have leave. I'd go, they need to get out of here. Or you guys, if you want to party with them, go do your thing.

[Jessica Alsman]

Right?

[Ally Breen]

But it sounds like he didn't want to leave either. It sounds like he was all on board with.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, they would have made fun of him for being, like, whipped and all that stuff. Probably.

[Christy Lee]

That's you. You get over that real quickly as a guy. At least I do. Don't you? Yeah. Say whatever you want.

[Ally Breen]

Your fiance canceling the wedding

[Christy Lee]

now I say do give him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't do anything. You gotta. And I know, Christy, you hate all men cheat, but every one of them

[Jessica Alsman]

can you see all the girls in attendance?

[Ally Breen]

Situation is set up just for that. It's supposed to be like the last night of freedom, get all the strippers here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you're not really going to do that, are you?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Ally Breen]

Well, when it lasts three days, when it's supposed to be one, it seems like someone's probably hooking up, man. Hopefully it's just the friends.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but the friends can hook up if they want.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, but what are the days of, like, it's one night. There's usually. There's beer, there's poker, there's probably a stripper, and then it's over.

[Christy Lee]

I think for the most part, that's it still. That's how it was when I went to bachelor parties.

[Larry Morgan]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

But now it's like, hey, we're going.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, we're going to Vegas for four days and it's a blowout.

[Tom Griswold]

It sucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're not leaving until somebody gets arrested.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, those aren't. That's not the best. Those aren't fun. Or I guess maybe they are. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the hangover.

[Ally Breen]

Fun for someone, I guess, is his

[Jessica Alsman]

friends using him as an excuse to basically party, too, to get out of the house if they have girlfriends or wives.

[Christy Lee]

Always the friends. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The friends who are married, who are tired of being married.

[Ally Breen]

That's who's like, this is my big chance.

[Bob Kevoian]

They. They are the worst.

[Christy Lee]

They are the worst.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Jessica Alsman]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, I'd be really upset if. Three days with a bunch of girls there. Yeah, that's.

[Ally Breen]

That's problematic the whole time. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's too much. Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah. You want to know who the girls are. Like, is it his ex girlfriend plus who blabbed?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Or who posted pictures?

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. What are you doing?

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

He needs better friends.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing happened, but you still posted a picture. Had a great time with these girls for two days. What are you.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

We solved a bunch of problems today, didn't we, Ally?

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Ali. Are you on stage in the UK this weekend somewhere?

[Ally Breen]

I am. I'm gonna be at Top Secret, but they didn't give me the day yet. They tested me.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's awesome.

[Ally Breen]

My Instagram, if anyone's out in that area.

[Tom Griswold]

Hope you didn't have dinner plans.

[Ally Breen]

I know exactly. Yeah. It's very odd, their system.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, thanks, Ally.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Ally. And where can we reach Ally? That's Ally. Ally. A, L, L, I, E. No E.

[Bob Kevoian]

No E. I can't

[Ally Breen]

see.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to talk Everybody all at once.

[Bob Kevoian]

Next. Well, that is like a. I swear

[Christy Lee]

to God, it immediately puts me in a terrible mood.

[Jess Hooker]

It hits me right under the belly button.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, just. I hate it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, here's something. When you speed while driving, you have less time to react. You know this. A sharp turn could take you by surprise. You veer off the road, another car could pop out, a truck could break. Suddenly, a cyclist could enter the road ahead and a pedestrian might be walking their dog. And your foot on the gas might lead to a tragedy. You may not think any of that. These things could happen to you, but you won't see them coming until they happen and it's too late. When you're speeding, you don't have time to. Course correct. You don't have time to stop. And it only takes an instant for disaster. The speed limit isn't just there to protect you. It's there to protect your passengers, other drivers, cyclists, pedestrians, and everyone sharing the road. So slow down, obey the law and help keep everyone around you safe. Speeding does catch up with with you. Paid for by NHTSA. We'll be right back in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk. Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

And in the saddle playing, Playing that guitar like a champ.

[Pat Godwin]

What a day. Back.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jessica Alsman.

[Jessica Alsman]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to give you the Christy Lee.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Very demure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick McGee and I think. Do we have any Via Condios News. See you later.

[Tom Griswold]

Two humanoid ropes robots have gotten married.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now it's about time those kids made that girl legal. What? No.

[Tom Griswold]

The robots exchanged vows written by artificial intelligence, of course, at Moscow's Pushkin Library.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pushkin. This is what it all starts with.

[Tom Griswold]

Russian accent Russia's first robot wedding was staged to raise awareness of the nation's humanoid robot efforts.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know all Pushkin's pink on the inside. You remember Sweet, sweet Pushkin. Sweet, sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

They do not have Russian names.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

The two robots named Robert and Matilda, Bob and Tilly. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not awesome.

[Larry Morgan]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

We're constructed by the Russian company IT Imperial. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Best of luck to the couple.

[Bob Kevoian]

What if it's It Imperial?

[Pat Godwin]

It's just Pronounced either. Eat.

[Tom Griswold]

Eat. I wonder if they had a. Oh, there they are. All dressed in.

[Jessica Alsman]

So creepy.

[Christy Lee]

What a beautiful. That is absurd.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it? Congratulations. Best wishes for the bride. Congratulations to the girl.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if they had a honeymoon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. They're very definite. You're supposed to. Yeah, you don't say congratulations to the bride. That implies she landed him. It's very rude.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that true?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's absolutely true. Wow, look at the up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I believe you. I knew there was one or the other.

[Bob Kevoian]

Think of me as Mr. Manners. Who do you know that has better manners than me?

[Tom Griswold]

Everyone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, but other than that. That's exactly the right answer.

[Christy Lee]

Can you say. You can say congratulations to him, though?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And best wishes to the bride.

[Christy Lee]

Best wishes.

[Bob Kevoian]

The dirty hole.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's how I remember it. Bride best. Bb.

[Christy Lee]

What about when the bride is walking down the aisle? Is it okay to yell? Get that thickness.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here comes the bride. All dressed in pink.

[Pat Godwin]

What's going on?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a Russian guy. Lets out some stink, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, sure. That's where you got to go with that, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of weddings. Okay, the GLP1 craze is now affecting the wedding dress industry. According to a survey from the wedding planning platform Zola, 10% of engaged couples say they plan to use GLP1s to slim down down for the big day.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And according to the Guardian, brides taking drugs like Ozempic have left designers scrambling to accommodate their clients. Rapid weight loss. Some smaller businesses have had to adapt by asking brides to give them a guarantee that they will pay for the dress whether it fits on their wedding day or not.

[Jessica Alsman]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that doesn't seem like something they could enforce.

[Christy Lee]

Of course, that can be enforced.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I would think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Think, really?

[Christy Lee]

If you buy a shirt at a store and then you lose weight, you can't go back to the store and go, hey, I knew I want my money back.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you can't. No, no, you can. I've done it many times.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Jessica Alsman]

I paid for a bridesmaid's dress that I'm pretty sure they didn't even alter. And they just said they did, but I was too afraid to say anything because it was still way too long and way too big in the chest. So it dropped during the ceremony. I literally was walking and I saw. Stepped on the dress and it started because it was like a strapless and started to come down right in front of the father.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Y.

[Jessica Alsman]

Do a little wiggle. Pull up.

[Tom Griswold]

It was weird. A Pennsylvania Burrows land ordinance has forced an Unidentified resident to give up her six emotional support chickens.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know Pennsylvania had burrows.

[Jess Hooker]

Apparently.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

Not pronounced like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, how do they say it?

[Pat Godwin]

They don't say barrels.

[Tom Griswold]

I said boros.

[Pat Godwin]

You said I'm not. You went.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not Irish or Scottish. What's wrong?

[Christy Lee]

Why did you go brag.

[Pat Godwin]

You said Pennsylvania Booze.

[Tom Griswold]

Why you guys all kiss my ass?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know how they pronounce it in

[Tom Griswold]

Jesus?

[Bob Kevoian]

Here comes the blind all dressed in pink.

[Tom Griswold]

Pennsylvania boroughs land ordinance forced an unidentified residential. I am going to bust your chops.

[Bob Kevoian]

They are so turned on right now. Oh, yeah, look at them.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you get room?

[Tom Griswold]

Leaving her without her animals that her therapist recommended.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

A chicken resident suffers from clinically diagnosed mental health struggles, including ptsd, and said she relied on the chickens named Kathy, Mary, Bailey, Ruby, Abigail and Elizabeth to help her leave her house and manage daily anxiety.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now I'm gonna beat somebody's ass.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Larry Morgan]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A couple things you could have left out there. I mean, it was like you could have read ahead there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are all the names of the chickens.

[Christy Lee]

Shut up this lady.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, move. Moving along. You could have picked any names.

[Pat Godwin]

You knew what you were doing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I just read what instigator chickens names were cast. Kathy, Mary, Betsy, Adam, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Bob Kevoian]

I send you to Gula. That's what I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently her therapists.

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounds like a Russian name, doesn't it? See? Gymnast.

[Pat Godwin]

Very supple.

[Tom Griswold]

This beach is done.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. No, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll do it again tomorrow. How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Threaten me with a good time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you gonna try again tomorrow?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we'll try. See what we do.

[Christy Lee]

And we will all speak with Russian all day long. Drive you those nuts, Chris. Do you like Russian penis?

[Tom Griswold]

Never had one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Always asked with a question mark.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have any Russian in you?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you like.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

I'm rushing to get in your jeans.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, speaking of tomorrow's show, we're going to talk with talk about a warning.

[Tom Griswold]

What are we doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Greg Warren is going to check in tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, finally we get to hear a warning.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I feel a flu coming on.

[Bob Kevoian]

And NFL MVP and one of my best friends, Joe Theisman's gonna be calling as. As the preseason opens here next week. Canton, Ohio. August 6th. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Hall of Fame predictions.

[Bob Kevoian]

Our long. Our long national nightmares over the off season is almost done. No, I'm not going to give you any predictions. I'm keeping them myself so I can win lots of money.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think Joel Theisman might give us?

[Bob Kevoian]

He might. I would. I would think.

[Christy Lee]

I demand he tell us who's going to win the Super Bowl.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, if he knows, we'll get it out of him. I tell you that. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

How special is it that we've been

[Bob Kevoian]

able to follow this young group of guys?

[Tom Griswold]

It's been such a roller coaster of emotions.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can feel the intensity, quite a

[Tom Griswold]

bit of time, energy, effort, everything along the way on these guys making the country proud.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I think they will this summer.

[Jess Hooker]

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