The BOB & TOM Show - July 29, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - July 29, 2025

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Hosts and Setup

The BOB & TOM Show continues its signature blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. The primary hosts, Tom Griswold and Chick McGee, are joined by regular contributors Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, and Ace Cosby. The episode is filled with their characteristic banter, humorous anecdotes, and engaging discussions.

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Memorable Moments and Discussions

1. Memory System Segment ([00:46] - [03:33])

   Although this section primarily consists of a paid advertisement for the Joe Johnson Memory System, it sets the stage for Tom and Chick’s playful interactions. The hosts humorously navigate through exaggerated testimonials, poking fun at the typical infomercial tropes.

2. Danni Houston Interview ([32:13] - [34:19])

   Guest: Danny Houston, an accomplished actor known for his roles in Magic City and the upcoming Naked Gun movie.

   Key Points:

   • Scary Characters: Tom shares how Danny's role in Magic City initially terrified him, highlighting the actor's ability to bring menacing characters to life.
     • Tom Griswold: “I was terrified.”
   • Preparation and Professionalism: Danny discusses the disciplined approach required for filming comedies like The Naked Gun, emphasizing the importance of maintaining a straight face to preserve comedic timing.
     • Danny Houston: “A lot of the delivery has to be sort of straight.”
   • Vacation Preferences: When asked about vacation spots, Danny prefers the tranquility of home but expresses a strong affinity for Italy’s Amalfi Coast, appreciating its beauty and cuisine.

   Notable Quote:

   • Danny Houston: “With all the horrors around the world, having a moment of levity with The Naked Gun is a tonic that lifts our spirit.”

3. Drew Powell Interview ([82:06] - [89:59])

   Guest: Drew Powell, a versatile actor renowned for roles in Magic City, The Pit, and High Town.

   Key Points:

   • Current Projects: Drew shares insights into his role in the NBC series The Pit and his involvement in the Netflix series High Town, portraying complex characters that resonate with audiences.
   • Shooting Experiences: He recounts challenges faced during filming, such as maintaining character seriousness to preserve comedic elements and managing on-set dynamics.
     • Drew Powell: “There are characters you can really chew on.”
   • Future Ventures: Drew discusses upcoming projects, including voice work for an animated adaptation of Twilight, expressing enthusiasm despite his unfamiliarity with the original series.
   • Live Show Announcement: He announces an upcoming live event, “Songs and Stories with Drew Powell,” hosted by Tom, highlighting their collaborative efforts in pushing creative boundaries.

   Notable Quote:

   • Drew Powell: “Entertainment is about sharing that experience together.”

4. Humorous Interludes and Storytelling

   • Serial Butt Sniffer Story ([84:51] - [89:59])

     • The hosts share a bizarre and humorous story about a man named Kelise Karen Crowder, referred to as a "serial butt sniffer," causing chaos in stores like Nordstrom and Walmart.
     • Pat Godwin performs a playful song mocking the antagonist:

       Pat Godwin: “Butt sniffer, everybody, little butt sniffer for your ass...”

     Notable Quote:

     • Tom Griswold: “If you’re on the Zen, whatever it is, good for you. I have a buddy that just throws them away.”

   • Scotty Scheffler’s On-Course Antics ([57:00] - [60:08])

     • Discussion about golfer Scotty Scheffler’s humorous incident during the British Open, where an audible fart lightened the mood amidst a remarkable shot.
     • Chick McGee jokes about recreating the moment:

       Chick McGee: “You and I should try that one morning. You put the balloons on your butt and I'll ram into it. How would that be?”

     Notable Quote:

     • Chick McGee: “Really, really something, Tom.”

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Listener Engagement and Contests

1. Hemingway Look-Alike Contest ([24:26] - [26:19])

   • Chick McGee reads a letter from a listener celebrating their win at the Hemingway Look-Alike Contest, accompanied by humorous banter and playful teasing among the hosts.
   • Notable Quote:
     • Pat Godwin: “We should get a shot.”

2. Simplisafe and Raycon Earbuds Promotions ([31:00] - [74:53])

   • Although primarily advertisement slots, the hosts integrate these promotions seamlessly into their conversations, maintaining the show's lighthearted tone.

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Today in History Segment ([112:29] - [120:08])

• July 29th Highlights:
  • Getty Lee's Birthday: Celebrating the iconic bass player from the band Rush.
    • Tom Griswold: “Happy birthday to Getty Lee...”
  • Publication of The Fellowship of the Ring (1954): Marking the release of Tolkien’s seminal work.
  • National Lampoon's Animal House Release (1978): Reflecting on the cultural impact of the comedy classic.
  • Billy Paul's "Me and Mrs. Jones" Milestone (1972): Discussing the song’s continued relevance and its unexpected political-cultural ramifications.

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Social and Cultural Commentary

1. Egg Consumption Study ([158:01] - [159:49])

   • Christy Lee reports on a University of South Australia study that overturns previous beliefs about eggs and cardiovascular disease, suggesting that consuming two eggs a day may reduce LDL cholesterol and lower heart disease risk.
     • Chick McGee: “How can it go from bad to enhancing?”
   • Discussion: The hosts delve into the evolution of nutritional science, questioning past propaganda and advocating for informed dietary choices.

   Notable Quote:

   • Christy Lee: “So when it comes to a cooked breakfast, it's not the eggs you need to worry about. It's the extra servings of bacon or the side of sausage that's more likely to impact your heart.”

2. Speed Dumping Trend ([122:11] - [124:35])

   • Pat Godwin introduces the concept of "speed dumping," a new approach to ending relationships by sending a concise message after a disappointing first date, contrasting it with the ease of ghosting.
     • Pat Godwin: “A person informing the other party they're not interested in pursuing a relationship any further after a dud first date.”

   Notable Quote:

   • Josh Arnold: “This sounds to me like a very mature thing to do.”

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Upcoming Events and Announcements

1. Live Show with Drew Powell ([153:12] - [155:00])

   • Drew Powell announces an upcoming live event, “Songs and Stories with Drew Powell,” hosted by Tom Griswold at the Hotel Carmichael.
     • Drew Powell: “Come and do a tune or two.”

2. Contests and Promotions ([15:00] - [21:00])

   • Sponsors like Simplisafe and Raycon Earbuds offer exclusive deals to listeners, encouraging participation through website visits and special discount codes.
     • Chick McGee: “Go to simplisafe tom.com and claim 50% off and your first month free.”

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Humorous Banter and Light-Hearted Moments

• The hosts frequently engage in playful teasing, especially targeting Tom’s antics and situational humor.
  • Chick McGee: “Demonstrates the classic Steve Goodman scene.”
  • Tom Griswold: “Ever heard that great thing where entirely odd man Steve Goodman does that?”

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Conclusion

The July 29, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show showcases the hosts' adeptness at blending humor with meaningful discussions. From engaging interviews with actors like Danny Houston and Drew Powell to addressing contemporary issues such as dietary myths and modern dating practices, the show maintains its reputation for entertaining and informative content. Listener interactions and sponsor integrations further enrich the episode, providing a well-rounded and enjoyable experience for both regular listeners and newcomers.

Notable Quotes:

• Tom Griswold: “With all the horrors around the world, having a moment of levity with The Naked Gun is a tonic that lifts our spirit.” [13:48]
• Danny Houston: “Entertainment is about sharing that experience together.” [133:00]
• Chick McGee: “Really, really something, Tom.” [57:00]

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Transcript

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Whoa. When did I get here? What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

I swear it was just moments ago that I accepted a great offer from Carvana online. I must have time traveled to the future.

[Christy Lee]

It was just moments ago. We do same day pickup. Here's your check for that great offer.

[Tom Griswold]

It is the future.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's the present.

[Christy Lee]

And just the convenience of Carvana. Sorry to blow your mind.

[Chick McGee]

It's all good.

[Tom Griswold]

Happens all the time.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Pick up. Times may vary and fees may apply.

[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Car keys were, what I was supposed.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Things like that.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

Today.

[Pat Godwin]

And what's the first thing you want to do tomorrow?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Call and give our operators your credit card.

[Josh Arnold]

And don't forget to do what it.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that I told you to do earlier involving the thing I was talking about.

[Pat Godwin]

Your memory, will, or my name isn't Jim Johansson.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Mr. Jenkins, that's a table. Good.

[Pat Godwin]

I've got kind of a busy day ahead of me.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I have to go record a.

[Pat Godwin]

Commercial for my memory system.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I can't go down.

[Chick McGee]

If anybody knows what he just said, let me know. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He's that Robert Klein thing.

[Chick McGee]

He's in an odd.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's a scene.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't my leg.

[Chick McGee]

One. I don't know. I can't stop my leg.

[Tom Griswold]

I love this. There it goes.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Welcome to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Top Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice pajamas.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, still wearing his pajamas. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh. Arnold's very excited today.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell him why in a moment. Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. What's Josh so excited about?

[Chick McGee]

Danny Houston, one of his favorites. Going to talk to him.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, me too.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. All right. I think we were talking about Danny Houston on Yellowstone, I believe, and I haven't seen that yet, and I. I'll quote you. I love him.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what you said.

[Josh Arnold]

Terrific.

[Tom Griswold]

Scary good act.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's a good actor.

[Chick McGee]

He's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

He's all right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Isn't his dad, what's his name, is.

[Tom Griswold]

The late great John Houston.

[Chick McGee]

Never, Never made it on time anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

What? I always.

[Chick McGee]

I hear that. The late John Houston.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good. I. I didn't understand the nature of comedy. Attempted to be served off the rails.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there we go.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been up for, let's see, nine hours. Nope, just four.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

What happened? What happened?

[Chick McGee]

Nothing.

[Christy Lee]

All the kids are gone, so you don't have that excuse.

[Tom Griswold]

I know what's going on. I. Who knows?

[Chick McGee]

So I.

[Christy Lee]

Is your partner there or.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, she was there. I didn't wake her up.

[Christy Lee]

The dogs were.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it's very. I've never taken the dogs for a.

[Chick McGee]

Walk at 2am the dogs are like, can we get some space, please? Leave us alone. We don't crap every hour. Leave us alone. We don't want to go on a walk.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrified yourself doing laundry at 2am No, I sleep.

[Chick McGee]

Then I went.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't I woke up. I. So I got in live. We got 40 stories if we have time.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you go to bed too early?

[Chick McGee]

No. Here's the problem.

[Tom Griswold]

I went for.

[Chick McGee]

There's no one there to talk at.

[Tom Griswold]

I did some. I did some of my exercise stuff yesterday. Then I went for a really long bike ride. And what about your devotionals?

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear what he just said? He went on a bike ride. 100 degree heat index. That was great. It's just a nice, healthy man. Okay? I don't care what he says.

[Christy Lee]

I think he's trying to die.

[Chick McGee]

He's trying to die.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be good for a lot of people.

[Christy Lee]

None of us, but they're okay. Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

That life insurance is really amazing. I'm worth a lot more dead than a lot.

[Chick McGee]

When you were going on vacation, we. We had a fun time talking about John Anderson.

[Tom Griswold]

The singer?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, the drywaller. Yes, John Anderson.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's the fame. There's the famous senator of. Oh, I forgot. None of you guys read paper.

[Chick McGee]

And not the guy from yes is John Anderson, the hillbilly singer who did Swing It.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not really familiar with his work. I like that song. John Anderson from Yes, yes. We've interviewed him. Tremendous singer.

[Christy Lee]

We're talking about him.

[Pat Godwin]

We're talking about the other John Anderson.

[Chick McGee]

What were we talking about? We couldn't remember if they were on the show and somebody said, oh, Tom will know. And he. He was on the show. And then Pat said, according to Tom, Jesus Christ was on the show.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, who have I said was in the show that wasn't? Go ahead, come up with one. I'll give you five dollars.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Just five bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, I'm talking about. He needs the five anyway.

[Pat Godwin]

I do indeed.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking about John Anderson. Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is for you. I know that you're always looking for ways to irritate Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

After you guys brought up Swinging by John Anderson, a song crossed my brain. It was. It's called Rub it In by Billy Crash Craddock. Did you guys remember that? I remember Rub It In. Rub it In.

[Josh Arnold]

And it was used on commercials for a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember it, but I'd like to hear it.

[Pat Godwin]

I would, too.

[Chick McGee]

Kurt in Iowa. This, of course, is John Anderson. I love this. Now, if this were yes, I always have you. If this was yes, you'd hear. Oh, my God, that's. That's brilliant. Owner of a broken swing. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The only song they did and.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, this is Josh earliest stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was seminal fluid.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know you did cut that out.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Christy, you got your eye out for some Seminole. I'm sorry. That was also John Anderson.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. That's great. Our Seminole Wind is like the Florida State Seminoles.

[Tom Griswold]

The American Indian sounds like a great song. He famously did account. Were you the one that was Dean. I know went to the concert and it was. He opened with Swinging.

[Christy Lee]

I did.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

And he ended with.

[Chick McGee]

Is that True?

[Tom Griswold]

And he played Swinging halfway through the show, then he played it again at the end.

[Pat Godwin]

Three times, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

I am. I am fully in favor of that.

[Christy Lee]

Are you really sure?

[Pat Godwin]

Three times.

[Christy Lee]

Three times in one show.

[Tom Griswold]

If the song's good enough. If I go to see the Eagles, they can play Hotel California the whole night. I'm cool with it.

[Chick McGee]

Over and over.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, I think it's. I'd love to hear him play it twice. Fun. It's a great song. Oh, come on. How many times did you buy an album back in the day? One song.

[Christy Lee]

All the time.

[Tom Griswold]

All the time is the answer. So when you go to see the guy, they've only got the one hit. Hey, milk it. Go for it, John.

[Chick McGee]

You're the same way, though, with comedians. You see a bit, you like, thinks funny, and you want to see them do it live over and over again, which most people don't care for.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we've talked to Gaffin.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a big thing about that?

[Tom Griswold]

We've talked to Gaffin about that, and he found a way to kind of do it. He sort of. Kind of does a semi apology, because some of you probably heard this one, but. And he'll squeeze it in part way. I was at a show with my favorite Robert Klein, and some guy in the audience shouted out something from his early album, child of the 50s, an absolute classic. And Robert, he goes, wait a second, I don't think I remember that one. And he started it. At various points the guy would say to him, and that's where the teacher says, oh, that's. I remember that now. So, yeah, that was kind of cool. It's kind of fun.

[Chick McGee]

A heckler ruining Robert Klein.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he didn't ruin it. He.

[Chick McGee]

I think it sounds like he did.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Robert. He asked Robert to do the bit. And he goes, I don't really remember it. And then the guy kind of walked him through it.

[Chick McGee]

You're an odd man, Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever heard that great thing where entirely odd man Steve Goodman does that? The great Singer Steve Goodman. He wrote the song City of New Orleans. Absolute brilliant guitar player.

[Chick McGee]

Absolute classic.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom loves him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Many do. Primarily. Primarily those of a certain loftiness of taste. Taste.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

You think that he does walk into winter wonderland, but he doesn't know the words, and people keep shouting out, and he creates it as he goes. It's wonderful. It's one of my favorite Christmas songs. Right? Is that what. You know. That's it. I'm sorry. We have lots of letters to get to.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

A ton of news about all kinds of things. I'm not sure we're gonna be able to squeeze it all in. Do you have a favorite, Christy, that you want to point out is on the way?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we never got to any news yesterday, so there's so much to talk about. Got a lot of pool news. It's that time of year. Peeing in pools. Germs in pools. What?

[Tom Griswold]

Feces in pools is a real big problem.

[Christy Lee]

Six, ten. Write it down.

[Tom Griswold]

Just saying, you know, when you weren't.

[Pat Godwin]

Here, we didn't talk about poop all week.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. You guys need a little bit of Miralax. We have a ridiculous story. As you. As many of you know, I really should be a judge. Possibly on our. On the Supreme Court, but.

[Chick McGee]

Possibly on the Supreme Court.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you're gonna go, go big.

[Tom Griswold]

We couldn't do any worse than what we got.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'd argue if I could.

[Tom Griswold]

My alma mater. Yeah. Have you heard about this in the.

[Chick McGee]

Columbia Jam of the Ocean?

[Christy Lee]

Aren't they being sued by Columbia or Columbia? Sue in Columbia.

[Tom Griswold]

Columbia Sportswear is suing Columbia University because Columbia University is printing T shirts with the name Columbia on them.

[Christy Lee]

Right. That's the name of the university. Haven't they always done that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they've been doing them since.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Columbia was founded in 1754.

[Christy Lee]

So how do they have a case?

[Tom Griswold]

There are too many lawyers. And that's why I'd be a judge, because I firmly believe in the death penalty, particularly for the council of people that have no business suing. We'll get to that. Among other fun stories.

[Christy Lee]

How do you like your eggs?

[Chick McGee]

I like an omelette. Yeah, I think I'd prefer an omelet over everything else.

[Tom Griswold]

Underrated. The poached.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I agree. No, they're rated about where they should be.

[Christy Lee]

I never make poached eggs. I used to like them as a kid.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you what. The poached eggs, I don't mind. I just don't know that I want to. I don't want to see the process, how you get a poached egg. I don't want to see the water in the egg. And you get those little metal, little.

[Tom Griswold]

Metal things, those cups that fit in.

[Chick McGee]

No good.

[Tom Griswold]

Poach decks are great when you go out because cleaning those cups is an incredible pain in the ass. I have yet to find a dishwasher able to do it. But we'll get to all these fun, fun stories. But first, the best way to listen to the show. You know what I got yesterday?

[Chick McGee]

Raycon earbuds.

[Tom Griswold]

A new pair.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

You said earbuds.

[Chick McGee]

Did I say your butts? I certainly didn't mean to.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine if you're. But yeah, hold your ass up to someone's mouth. I'm sorry, say it again.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up on Mountain Dew update. This is very exciting.

[Christy Lee]

I have a Mountain Dew letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really Good. And then we have a some exciting news from. I believe it's Wendy's. Yep. In the realm of a special treat.

[Chick McGee]

Everything'S depressing in sports.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I heard some of it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not that. See, that's exactly what's wrong with you. Instead of highlighting.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, let him speak, let him speak.

[Tom Griswold]

Instead of highlighting the negative.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go with the positive. We've got a new record from David Rush. And if you. Christy, if you don't laugh when you.

[Chick McGee]

See this video, it's really stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give you $5.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the worst.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

It's crap and it's higher.

[Tom Griswold]

Godwin will give you $5. It's just, you don't laugh.

[Chick McGee]

There's no one that would know anything about this if it wasn't for that person right there.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, there.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Ace Cosby's here. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Just doing some homework over here.

[Christy Lee]

Of course, you're always.

[Chick McGee]

You're not at home, you're at work.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We have a bunch of letters to get to. But before that, I have a. A tax proposal. I'm not really big on that, but I think it's important in our culture taxing people who use those. Is it Zyn or Zen? Those. Those nicotine things.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's Zen. Z, Y, N. Yeah, Zinn.

[Tom Griswold]

They're everywhere now. It's the new cigarette butt. And I don't.

[Chick McGee]

And they're plastic, right? Is that right? What are they?

[Tom Griswold]

They look like they're about the size of a cigarette filter Willie uses.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they look like a little packet, like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a little.

[Christy Lee]

Like a mint or.

[Chick McGee]

It's a nicotine delivery system.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Which is fine. It's great if it helps you quit smoking or whatever. I couldn't care less. But when you're done with them, stop throwing them on the. On the ground.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is this part of your bike ride yesterday?

[Tom Griswold]

So they're everywhere. No. And I saw them walking around Vail, and it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's disgust, really.

[Pat Godwin]

Whistler, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't in Whistler.

[Chick McGee]

What about Aspenboat? What I've heard is Whistler has a climate issue.

[Christy Lee]

Never seen one on the ground, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, come over to my neighborhood.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. The only time I have was there, was in the green room. And Jess Hooker goes, look at this. Do you know what that is? And I go, no. I thought it was one of those tiny. Like a very tiny silica pack from.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what they were.

[Josh Arnold]

Type thing.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if I'd know it if I saw it, right? And she.

[Josh Arnold]

And I go. I don't know what that is. She goes, That's a Zinn. I go. Is it really? I go, how? I go. Somebody just put that on the ground in the green room. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They're everywhere. So here's my. My proposal is a simple one. The Zinn people need to be charging. This government should charge a dollar a packet and use all that money to pick up litter. That's all I'm saying. It's disgusting.

[Christy Lee]

It's obviously gotten under your crawl, if that's the word.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you've ever had your dog eat one and you go, oh, great. I don't know what now I'm gonna have a. I'm gonna have a smoking dog.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Addicted to nicotine.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I want the dog smoke.

[Chick McGee]

What dog should be smoking either one of those? Pekingese, maybe?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're too.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny.

[Christy Lee]

Like a beagle.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I would think it'd be more of a bulldog look, wouldn't you?

[Josh Arnold]

I like a beagle with a pipe.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Bulldogs. They should. A bull cigar should have a cigar like a.

[Josh Arnold]

But kind of a Winston Churchill.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Never give up. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think cigarettes would go with those English cream golden retrievers.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, that's. You own them.

[Tom Griswold]

But he looks like a smoker anyway. Hey, if you're on the Zen, whatever it is good for you, I hope it helps you out. I have a buddy that just throw them away. I have a friend that chain. Chain chews that Nicorette gum and I mean, he wakes up in the middle of the night, pops one in, chomps on it, and goes back to sleep.

[Josh Arnold]

Is nicotine in its. And that kind of form that bad for you?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if this is right or wrong, but I've always heard this. Cigarettes and nicotine in general is a hard drug to pin down because when you need relaxing, it relaxes you, and when you need stimulated, it stimulates you.

[Josh Arnold]

The nicotine does, Nick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah, that's from the American Tobacco association of Retail Cigarette Sellers.

[Josh Arnold]

So Zins aren't.

[Chick McGee]

Well, think about it. Oh, I need to relax.

[Tom Griswold]

What's not the nicotine.

[Chick McGee]

I need to wake up. I'll have a cigarette.

[Tom Griswold]

The nicotine isn't what causes the disease. It's just the addictive part.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, but. But does it cause any disease?

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows? I bet it's a lot better. It's a lot better than. It's a lot better than the hundreds of chemicals and cigarettes. But in any event, I just like to see a big heavy tax on Zinn. So we can get. Get it off the streets.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a Zin tax.

[Tom Griswold]

Zin tax.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. That's why you're here, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that why.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's not entirely why.

[Tom Griswold]

To try to tie up the story of the. I can't believe you guys. You guys ever walk? Ever see me?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, every day. I. But I'm walking. Not on.

[Chick McGee]

Evidently I'm in a nicer neighborhood than you are. If you.

[Christy Lee]

All over the street, my neighborhood, there's not much going on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't think it's taken off in my neck of the woods one.

[Tom Griswold]

Day, I had the Walmart parking lot experience where you find the. You know, you go, pull into a parking lot, and there's a stack of ashes and cigarette butts.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I haven't seen that in years.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't seen that either.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone gets out of there, just gets in their car, and they dump it in the ground.

[Christy Lee]

What is it, 1965? In your head?

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Where have you been? No, you never see that. You pull into a parking lot and someone's left their McDonald's bags, and they've emptied the ashtray in their car in the parking lot and then driven off.

[Chick McGee]

Do cars have ashtrays? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody get on this. When's the last time they sold a car in the United States with an ashtray? Standard.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not looking. Looking. It's right under the CD player.

[Chick McGee]

That's cute.

[Josh Arnold]

We've definitely gotten better as. This is not. Not to just throw.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying the new. The Zinn is the new litter.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, that's fine. That's fine. But it's. It's. It is astounding when you look and you see a bag of fast food on the ground, you're like, those people still exist?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Remember when that Italian American was crying about littering?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Most automakers stopped, including. Including ashtrays as standard equipment and cars by the early 2000s.

[Chick McGee]

Early 2000s. Conservatively 20 years.

[Tom Griswold]

If you go on Amazon, you'll find those ones that fit in the drink.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Well, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they are a real.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, of course. Here's my other thing about being on vacation in today's. Today's world.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll appreciate this more than anyone, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how when you're on vacation, you're. You go, oh, God, I can't wait to get back to my house and my washer and dryer and my sleep.

[Chick McGee]

Number first thing he says is, I can't wait to get back to my house and my washer and dryer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

You're a sick, sick man.

[Tom Griswold]

Like I said, I was doing laundry this morning at 2:00am the, you know, I mean, you want to see your dogs and absolutely your sleep number bed. I completely concur on that. But the other thing is, in contemporary culture, are you like me? You're going, I wonder which of my Amazon packages came in.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody put up on one of those socials the other day. I had no idea how much tearing down boxes were going to be part of my life.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But apparently. What is that thing that. The prime day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That clogged the system because everything I'd ordered before I left, none of it had come in yet.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, now, but.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't know what's going on in your world.

[Chick McGee]

We. We all love you. You. Okay. But we deeply, especially Christy and I, we deeply understand you. And who knows how many of the things you order on Amazon, the order is actually completed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, some of that is admittedly obscure.

[Chick McGee]

Like, I'm gonna say 80% still in the cart, I'm guessing. Where the hell are that bicycle pump I ordered?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my bicycle phone holder did come in, though. That's awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good.

[Christy Lee]

Using your phone on your bike, you kill yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm listening to. Listening to podcasts.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Hey, chick. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it finally happened. Tom wrecked on his bike. He said a car pulled out in front of him. Of course, he was in the middle of the intersection picking up his in.

[Christy Lee]

And someone ran him down listening to a podcast.

[Chick McGee]

Listening to a podcast, trying to make a phone call.

[Tom Griswold]

I did get a pair of those choppers. Clipper. What? A picker upper gizmos.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, that's what they call them.

[Tom Griswold]

You know. You know what I'm talking.

[Chick McGee]

It's got.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got the pistol grip on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have. I have two in my car.

[Chick McGee]

Reaching stick.

[Tom Griswold]

I go up and down my street and pick up the Zen and the cigarette.

[Chick McGee]

I go up and down my street. Garbage can, picking up things.

[Christy Lee]

You know, you live.

[Josh Arnold]

I just do it around the retention ponds.

[Chick McGee]

I fish. You know, the listeners aren't stupid. You live in a nice neighborhood.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Okay, I'll tell you what. I will do my run next week and I'll bring in everything I pick up off the floor, please.

[Christy Lee]

What is going on over there?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a dead end. And people are, you know, dogs. And they're not allowing me to. They're not allowed me to use my sniper skills skills to pick them off. Oh, you're littering.

[Chick McGee]

Bang. They don't know where you live, do they?

[Tom Griswold]

No. No. It's time to get to some letters, so I'll allow you to do that but first.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We are, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios here at the Bob and Tom program. Oh, Chick. Mickey, you have some letters.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Dave. Welcome back, Tom. Once again, Chick has missed out on easily winning the Ernest Hemingway lookalike contest. Hemingway days this past weekend at Key West. The photo below, see how close that chick looks to the real photo of Hemingway. And the winner, the 2025 Hemingway Look Alike contest. Tim Stockwell, a 69 year old local from Key West. He won the title of Sloppy Joe's Bar Saturday, July 26th. Competed against over 130 other entrants. Wow. So victory celebrated with a congratulatory kiss from previous winners. Wow. Yeah, that's hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a bunch of Hemingway looking dudes kissing each other.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly what the picture.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at all those Hemingways.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do all look alike.

[Chick McGee]

There was the winner.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy on the right is, is Ernest Hemingway.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he's. If he had a baby with. With Marlon Brando. That's a beefy Hemingway man.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, that's stunning.

[Tom Griswold]

That's amazing. You know, I'll tell you what, Pat Godwin, I mean you look more like Hemingway than the guy to the right of the winner.

[Pat Godwin]

You think so?

[Tom Griswold]

That guy looks like. That guy looks like Hemingway. After four weeks of chemo.

[Pat Godwin]

I think Chick looks.

[Chick McGee]

Let's try to not end punch lines with the word chemo. Can we especially today. Can we try that please?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Kimo Sabi.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, Pat and I should go to the Hemingway look alike.

[Pat Godwin]

We should get a shot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, me and you.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See how drunk we can get.

[Tom Griswold]

You just want to kiss him.

[Chick McGee]

I just want a hairy man to kiss me.

[Pat Godwin]

You need to be a little grayer on top though.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'll get there. Too brown. Just another year.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll get there and then Christy could go and she could put on a cat costume with the extra, extra finger whatever. Extra. What was all toes?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean? Are they all toes? What do you think they are the.

[Tom Griswold]

For the front ones aren't fingers. Doesn't make.

[Chick McGee]

Are you. Did you have an edible last night? Are you. Are you high? I mean, don't you are extra weird today?

[Tom Griswold]

I told you I got up before 2.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care when you got up.

[Christy Lee]

Sleep so you're gonna fall asleep in about two hours.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm starting to get tired right now.

[Josh Arnold]

I teased a letter from last week and people are mad that we didn't get to this yesterday because Tom's been back for a day. So apologies to those who wrote in saying, hey, what about this Tom? We had a speech therapist write it, and he treats lisps. You may know where we're going.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

He says, I've watched the performance of Billy Paul.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Singing Me and Mrs. Jones on Soul Train. So he's not only heard it.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

In its various forms, but he has.

[Chick McGee]

Also seen his mouth shape as he's singing. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And this is a man who treats lisps. So the answer is, does he agree with Tom about Billy Ball having a lisp, or does he not? Well, Dr. Blazovich says he does not have a lisp.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Can't agree more.

[Christy Lee]

Couldn't agree with.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why Tom insists on.

[Tom Griswold]

Because first, he's watching a live version.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

The recorded version.

[Chick McGee]

They wouldn't have put a lisp on the recorded version, just for starters.

[Christy Lee]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

Mrs. He says Mrs.

[Josh Arnold]

You're saying you can say it as much as you want.

[Tom Griswold]

If I showed this. If I showed this alleged physician a cartoon of Sylvester the cat singing this.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, I will let you know. I tend to defend you in this. His S's are a little spitty, right? Yeah, but it's not lisp. It's not a lisp.

[Chick McGee]

No. It's not a Dusty Rhodes thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right.

[Chick McGee]

That's what you're insisting on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Ss are hard to record.

[Josh Arnold]

The Ss are just a little poppy and spitty, and there's a lot of fluid in them. And spitty.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm hoping that spit.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the technical term?

[Chick McGee]

Spitty?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if you say a lot of fluid in them, it could be. It could be gasoline or jizz. It could be.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, that's my.

[Chick McGee]

Let him speak.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my favorite TV show. Gasoline or Jizz.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a game show. Is it gasoline?

[Tom Griswold]

You have to drink one of them.

[Chick McGee]

You are high. You are absolutely. Tom's high today. Write this down.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not wrong. I. I'd watch that game show.

[Chick McGee]

He's drunk as a monkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You think he will like watching American Ninja, but here we go. Listen carefully. He said mitzvah.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't do it.

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing's gonna change.

[Tom Griswold]

Everyone be quiet for just a moment and listen.

[Chick McGee]

I love the song.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't get Me wrong.

[Christy Lee]

You're never gonna change his mind.

[Josh Arnold]

See, if that. While we're not trying to, I guess. But he. What else do you think he hears out in the world? That's not actually.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know. Which is not helping the situation at all. I know exactly what he's trying to say.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great song. It's about.

[Josh Arnold]

I used to like it more.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me about what me and Mrs. Jones is about. Take some time. Stretch out.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just say you want to apply it to contemporary culture.

[Christy Lee]

They're having an affair, right?

[Chick McGee]

You know about contemporary culture now by.

[Tom Griswold]

Contemporary, in my case, I mean 1972.

[Chick McGee]

3.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go with 81. No, the. Currently one of the big news stories involves the company called Astronomer.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we're all familiar with that story. And the. And the. The great band Coldplay. And we got an update on that invol involving Gwyneth Paltrow.

[Christy Lee]

But that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's allegedly a. The story is based on what is apparently an affair between two consenting adults, as you know. And that's what me and Myth Jones is about.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we know. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

We have more great letters on the way and I. We certainly appreciate them. You can reach us bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Chick McGee]

Hard to tell people I know you. I don't know what to do anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

And let's. By the way, please support my tax on Zinn so we can get later off the streets. Thank you. Back to you.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much, Chick Magee. Coming up later on today, the great actor Danny Houston will also talk with our friend from Hollywood, Mr. Drew Powell. Oh, looking forward to talking with Drew. Checking in with him. I understand he's back from a trip to Hawaii.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he had some beautiful videos.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we have interesting news out of Wendy's. Involving Wednesday. Wednesday from.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Wednesday. Adams.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like Wendy's?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm a big, big fan.

[Josh Arnold]

You like Wendy's? Nuts drag across your face.

[Chick McGee]

My fault. Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you, Sergeant. Sergeant Square nuts.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, check out their. Check out their fries at Wendy's. They're. They're doing some good stuff over there. They are.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree with you.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

We should. We should have, like, a weekly French fry update.

[Christy Lee]

I think I'm so hungry.

[Tom Griswold]

Very important.

[Chick McGee]

Put a sock in your mouth. See if that helps.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the.

[Christy Lee]

No, that wouldn't help.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand. They're looking for. They're looking. They're looking for celebrity guests for gasoline or jizz. This week.

[Chick McGee]

We'Re coming back with more of this.

[Tom Griswold]

Lie Beside me on the sand.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Billy Crash Cradock.

[Josh Arnold]

I think this one's fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Great piano. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Shut up. God. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee. I swear to you, he had, like, three edibles last night.

[Pat Godwin]

Something happened there.

[Chick McGee]

Something has happened.

[Christy Lee]

Laurie got laid. One of the two.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there you go. That could be it. You get a little mud for your turtle. What's going on over there, buddy?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't ever want to get laid so infrequently that people know when I got.

[Chick McGee]

As usual, we're all nearsighted. Josh Arnold has 2020 vision. Tom walks in with sparkler. I got laid. I got laid.

[Josh Arnold]

Uncle Sam's on stilts.

[Chick McGee]

What did you just say? What did you just say? Uncle Sam on stilts. Dear Bob and Tom show greetings. This is right up Tom's alley. Alley spelled incorrectly, but who's counting? Thank you, Sue. 85 year old Glenn Sperry regularly performs his stilt ski act at the water at the Water Walker ski shows in central Wisconsin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This has got to be Door county or something.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy is on stilts.

[Josh Arnold]

He's lost one of them on a water ski. We're seeing a picture. He just lost one.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's slaloming.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the second one doing?

[Tom Griswold]

You start with two and you kick a ski.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You guys never water ski.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how you learned it.

[Pat Godwin]

Never seen that.

[Chick McGee]

Glenn and his wife live in Texas, but have a summer cabin in Wisconsin. He was a professional water skier with Tommy Bartlett ski show for 11 years.

[Christy Lee]

He's traveled that show. That was amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Traveled all over the world skiing. He's 85, competing and show directing including in China and the Seattle World's Fair. Seattle had the World's Fair. I missed that.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that why they built that Jetsons thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Space Needle?

[Tom Griswold]

Space Needle, yeah.

[Drew Powell]

That's where the jets.

[Chick McGee]

He believes that's where the Jetsons live. At the top of the space.

[Tom Griswold]

No, when you. When you water ski Pat, you start with two skis. If you're learning to slalom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you get up and running and then you kick one off.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

A little better. You don't need.

[Josh Arnold]

But we know for a fact this guy is slaloming. He just didn't just lose one.

[Chick McGee]

He's 85 and he forgot and he needed two.

[Tom Griswold]

He's at least 10ft off the ground. It's. Or the water. It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

He started skiing when he was six years old, which was right around World War II. He's won his first national water ski tournament in 1957 and his last one 50 years later in 2007. He's great. He holds the world record for the longest water skiing career.

[Christy Lee]

You just made his day.

[Chick McGee]

I know. He has over 400 water ski related trophies and was inducted into. Of course. You've been here, Tom. The USA Water Skis hall of Fame in Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

That's tremendous.

[Chick McGee]

Glenn starts his act on two skills, then kicks one off to wow crowds.

[Josh Arnold]

He wows them all right. What the hell am I doing here?

[Tom Griswold]

I would. I would imagine that every once in a while he's probably fallen and falling from that height under the water. It's. That's gonna hurt. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good for him. That's.

[Chick McGee]

Sue says I'm part of the Water Water Walker ski team. And Glenn is an authentically kind and helpful person who just has a passion for show skiing. Not snow skiing show. Sk. All right. Yes. And Tom did enjoy this inspirational story, Sue. Thank you very much. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, yesterday, Greg Warren, one of our favorite comedians.

[Chick McGee]

Try it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg Warren was discussing Mountain Dew.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The beverage. Soft drink.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he.

[Chick McGee]

He wanted to walk us through Mountain Dew.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you hear that?

[Chick McGee]

He wanted to start describing what Mountain Dew is. He wanted to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I've never been able to drink it.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not a Mountain Dew fan.

[Pat Godwin]

Same here.

[Christy Lee]

Did you. Do you have a letter? I have a letter about Mountain Dew.

[Tom Griswold]

You go first.

[Christy Lee]

It's from Andrew. Hey, Bob And Tom. Longtime listener. A classic Mountain Dew cocktail is called the Southern Dew. He's listening, by the way. In Youngstown. Made with Mountain Dew and Southern Comfort. Can't recall how good it is, but when I was in my 20s, I don't think I cared.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's a 20s drink, all right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Southern Comfort is just dreadful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And that was huge. When I was in my 20s.

[Christy Lee]

It was huge. When I was in my 20s, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Was associated because I used to do Southern Comfort and vomit.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. That goes together. That usually goes together.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my memory.

[Christy Lee]

Comfort orange juice. Like a tequila sunrise.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what's. What's in a slow. Screw against the wall. What's in that?

[Tom Griswold]

Slow gin.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is it slow gin?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And that slow. Isn't it spelled S O, E. O, E. That's a crossword puzzle word. Dear Bob and Tom Show. You were discussing Mountain Dew and mentioned adding alcohol. Back in my younger days, we made a so called redneck margarita. Didn't taste too bad. Of course. I'm from the generation that chugged Maryland 2020 and Boone's Farm Apple wine.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that was big.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone try the tequila with Mountain Dew and report back to me. Well, thank you, Valerie Mogan, David and Boone's Farm.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, we got more.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have that when you went to high school?

[Josh Arnold]

Boone's Farm was very big.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

The Strawberry Hill in particular.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Why was it big? Was it cheap?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And it was fortified. It was high alcohol content, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

And my experience was it made women moist.

[Josh Arnold]

They loved it.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, if there's any more vivid example of why you shouldn't do drugs when you go to work, it's Tom Griswold. Had some edibles last night and he's still.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I didn't. No, I couldn't. I didn't get. I couldn't sleep. I. I don't know what. What?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob at Tom Show. Heard you Talking about the mountain coaster that Tom rode while he was in V, I thought Josh would like to know there is one in Branson, Missouri.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I have heard tell of it. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it the same deal?

[Chick McGee]

It must be the same deal. Yeah, yeah, that's what, that's what double A. Aaron says a lot of big.

[Josh Arnold]

Hills in the Ozarks and.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Go through the trees there it was blast.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. If you didn't hear me talking about it, it's, it's a one person roller coaster. It's like a, like a go kart on rails and it goes down and curves around going down part of the mountain.

[Christy Lee]

It looks really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fun. And you get to put the brakes on yourself. So my little girls were flying down. I had the brakes on 90% of the time.

[Christy Lee]

Screaming.

[Tom Griswold]

Screaming. Yeah. Much sparks. Much like a little girl. That'd be really cool. It would be great if there was a way to have simulated sparks. Of course the problem would be it might be kind of a fire hazard. You don't want to go. Yeah. Half of ski resort burned down due to chicken dad applying the brakes too heavily. Coming up, we have actor Danny Houston. Terrific actor. And he's part of the new police squad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's on the new Naked Gun.

[Chick McGee]

It's called the Naked Gun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'll be cool. And then we're gonna talk with our friend actor Drew Powell. We got a lot of cool stuff coming up in sports, including the return of our buddy David Rush with an exciting record. Christy, remember, if you don't come back.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, if you don't, I get five bucks.

[Christy Lee]

If I don't laugh, I'm gonna see her.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, you're gonna laugh.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna, it's, it's very good. That and more exciting news from the world, including something called speed dumping.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

We'll tell you what it is when we get back. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob andtomshow.com. hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold. Hello there. Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. And here's, here's Tom. In kind of a different mood today.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm in a great.

[Chick McGee]

We're trying to get we're trying to get a handle on it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's some great guests. Yesterday we spoke with Leanne Morgan.

[Chick McGee]

He keeps yanking the wheel into the ditch.

[Tom Griswold]

Leanne Morgan was so great. And she's got a new TV show coming out called Leanne and it's produced by and created by Chuck Lorre, who's the guy behind such great shows as Mike and Molly, Two and a Half Men, Big Bang Theory, so that'll be terrific. And it debuts on Netflix. Am I getting this right?

[Christy Lee]

July 31st.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a couple days from now.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I want to say tonight, Leanne is going to be in Columbus, Ohio, doing some great standup. So that's one of the great things to look forward to.

[Chick McGee]

Beautiful Franklin county.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now. We are going to. I believe it's time to turn to the sports page. Am I getting this right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Sad news initially coming out of the sports world. Ryan Sandberg, a Hall of Fame second baseman who became one of baseball's best all around players for the Cubs, of course, has passed away. He was 65. Sandberg announced in January of 2024 he had been diagnosed with metastatic prostate cancer. He had chemotherapy and radiation treatments and then said In August of 2024 he was cancer free. But then in December said his cancer had returned. He passed away yesterday. And Colorado coach Deion Sanders, NFL hall of Famer, says he was diagnosed with an aggressive form of bladder cancer. But after surgery, his oncologist has considered him cured. He plans to coach this season. And he had a humorous news conference yesterday where he said he and his grandchild have something in common. Neither of us, neither of us can control our bladders.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so he's now Peon Dion.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that how he's. Is that.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't. I didn't hear that remark, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

Just thought of it.

[Chick McGee]

The 57 year old Sanders spoke on the eve of fall camp. He enters his third season as head coach of the Buffaloes, or as they call them, the Buffs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, glad he's recovering.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was just singing along. My, my son Willie was a Buff.

[Chick McGee]

He was.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now he might be in the Buff.

[Josh Arnold]

One. I hope he is. Sounds comfortable.

[Tom Griswold]

And now do you sleep in the nude, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Yeah. All year long.

[Chick McGee]

All year long, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now what happens if you have to get up in the night?

[Josh Arnold]

I get up.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, there's not much. I don't have kids, you know, I don't have to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you didn't have to worry about.

[Josh Arnold]

Getting up and Going to the mailbox.

[Chick McGee]

Or the convenience store.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the female box? Oh, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What are you on? Was that you that said he He?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with you?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. No. What if there's a fire or something?

[Josh Arnold]

I would be able to get it together. Yeah. I'm not. I don't live my life.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't sleep in the way you do. He doesn't sleep among old periodicals like you do. Yeah. Covered with gas.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to talk to any firefighters out there. Do they ever come on a situation where there are people standing out in front of their house naked? Because they're probably.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Absolutely. And I don't know if we should be laughing about it. Not laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

But do they carry.

[Chick McGee]

You're laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

They carry blankets.

[Josh Arnold]

At the very end. Yes, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lady hiding behind the Volkswagen. She's naked.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd grab a towel. I'd be. I would have. I would be able to grab a towel on my way out if I.

[Tom Griswold]

Or a washcloth in your case, back.

[Pat Godwin]

Because I have a small penis.

[Tom Griswold]

You've written songs about it.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, this just in. Talk about sports. Scotty Scheffler was setting, sitting at 2 under when he teed off on the 17th hole during the first round of the last week's 153rd Open Championship in Royal Flush, Scotland, whatever the name of it was. Viewers who were tuned in to watch him attempt his second shot 110 yards away from the flag stick were treated to an amusing moment courtesy of an audible fart that made the commentators crack up.

[Josh Arnold]

And he did admit to it.

[Chick McGee]

And he did admit to it. He said, yes, that was me. And one of the announcers says just a little bit of wind from behind after he swung. And he hit a hell of a shot. Yes. And calm down. We have it. Here's Scotty Scheffler at last week's British Open. Schaeffler, what are you laughing about? There's so much to say about. That's extraordinary. Let's stick to the go golf. Let's stick to the golf.

[Tom Griswold]

Extraordinary.

[Chick McGee]

One more. One more time.

[Christy Lee]

Where is his mic?

[Josh Arnold]

It was a boom mic.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they.

[Josh Arnold]

The camera cuts away so you're not seeing him when he fr. But when the camera cut away, he was still in that. That post swing pose.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

So he may have still been in that pose when that.

[Christy Lee]

That one laugh sounds like Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he. The guy definitely laughs like Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

When he gets high pitched.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't hear.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I was. I was focusing.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the commentator. He goes, who are you are. He goes, what are you laughing about? And then he just loses it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You want sh.

[Chick McGee]

What are you laughing about? There's so much to say about that shot. Who is that guy? The first time we, first time we played it, I thought it was you laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

That's funny. Yeah. Wow. That was a. That, That's a tight little bit of gas there. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think because he's in that swing, that position.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they, they don't. Do they have a microphone like they do in the NBA, right on the rim there, do they?

[Josh Arnold]

In this case, it was just a boom mic operator.

[Chick McGee]

A boom mic and a boom down by the green. And that's. Well, you hear the ball hitting the green and everybody going, oh, my God, how did he do that? And then he farts.

[Tom Griswold]

Well deserved little reward.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What do you. I mean, a reward.

[Tom Griswold]

If it had gone in the hole, it would have been even more dramatic.

[Chick McGee]

Really, really something, Tom. Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

What are you laughing about? There's so much to say about that shock face.

[Tom Griswold]

That does sound like.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. How weird. Okay, Sorry. Let's stick to the golf.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's stick to the golf.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Let's stick to the golf. Let's interrupt sports for Fanny Blast. It's Billy Crash Crow. He's. He's on the beach. He's laying on the beach in the sand. Put some lotion in your hand.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is a. Like a double entendre.

[Josh Arnold]

He's getting lotioned up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He's getting sun sunscreen on.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this the first verse?

[Chick McGee]

What about an HJ?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it the end? Is it RUB1 on off?

[Josh Arnold]

It does not end with RUB1 off.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, don't say it like. Don't say it like it's something foreign to you.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I've, I've come 180 on what Tom's doing other than him being unreasonably angry. I, I like this Tom. He's just ready for anything and to add a box to it or whatever you want. He's ready to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Now when we come back, we're going to have that world record record as we revisit with Mr. David Rush. What else, what else have you got coming up?

[Chick McGee]

That's a great question. WNBA had some action last night and a couple letters. Actually, we got more, more emails from the wonderful listeners.

[Tom Griswold]

We love hearing from you, Bob and [e-mail]. right now I want to tell you about some stats from our Friends at the Silac Insurance Company. According to reports, 61% of Americans 50 and older worry about having enough money to retire. Anyone here need more to worry about? Anybody?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like now is a good time to eliminate some of your worries. Many of our parents received a pension when they retired. You know that old story, you get the gold watch and you know, you did such a nice job here, Bruce, we're gonna keep paying you. Oh, well, thank you. That doesn't happen very rarely these days. And while some people still have a pension, most don't. So this is where annuities come in and an annuity. Who are the authorities? The Silac Insurance Company. When you elect to receive payments on a regular basis, a Silac annuity plan will put money in your mailbox, in your bank account, in your hands when you need it. Restrictions apply. Find out if you qualify by heading to silacins.com that's S I L A C silacins.com or look for the Silac link at bobandtom.com and find out how you don't have to worry about market volatility. You're going to get that money when you need it. So get yourself set up. You'll feel a lot better now knowing that you'll be okay. Then the Silac Insurance Company. S I l a c I n s.com or just go to bobandtom.com we'll hook you on up. Right now we're looking forward to hearing some interesting news about such things as. Well. That was kind of a aromatic blast from Scotty Scheffler. We have more flatulence in a way coming up in the news. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

October 4th. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. I like that Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I like the professional announcer. Yes, There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold. Hi. Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I got. You said you got a letter. I got a couple letters, too. Why don't you go first?

[Chick McGee]

Morning, people. You're talking about Mountain Dew last week.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Mountain Dew.

[Chick McGee]

Mountain Dew mix mixes really well with something called apple pie Moonshine.

[Christy Lee]

My God.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody? Anybody at all? Never.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds good, though. Apple pie moonshine. Does.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that West Virginia?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Moonshine and. Or is it like a marketed.

[Josh Arnold]

It was actually moonshine. Donnie Baker and I did an event and we had many different flavored moonshines.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember, I brought some back and it was in the green room for a while.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Apple pie was one of them.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

And then what was it? Pawpaw or whatever the hell that paw.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, pawpaws.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Looking up paw paw house.

[Josh Arnold]

But Right. A regional. Sort of.

[Pat Godwin]

I had a peach soaked in moonshine one time.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Loaded.

[Pat Godwin]

One little bite.

[Christy Lee]

We do that with man grapes, then freeze them.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what do you do?

[Christy Lee]

Soak them in vodka and then freeze them.

[Chick McGee]

How do you know? You're an alcoholic?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Are you freezing your grapes?

[Tom Griswold]

I've frozen my grapes off a couple times. That's a different thing.

[Chick McGee]

Thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I got another Mountain Dew letter.

[Chick McGee]

Go.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of fans. I. I am not. I'll admit. I am not a Mountain Dew.

[Chick McGee]

I am not either.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not either.

[Chick McGee]

I. I respect it.

[Tom Griswold]

To me, it tastes like metal.

[Christy Lee]

O is our big mountain.

[Tom Griswold]

When I first met my now husband writes Diana.

[Chick McGee]

He drank dirty Diana.

[Tom Griswold]

He drank Jim Beam and Mountain Dew. It's actually delicious.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Actually, I don't believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I need help here. I'm not sure if this is a typo or if I'm supposed to know what this means. His love potion.

[Chick McGee]

Imao, in my humble opinion or imo? In my opinion. In my imho.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you say imho or I M a O?

[Chick McGee]

O? No, IMO is what you mean.

[Josh Arnold]

But it. But she wrote I am a. Oh, that might. I don't know what that means.

[Chick McGee]

I am a. Oh, Maybe in my actual opinion.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's interesting to note. I was not aware of that. I thought it was one of those, you know, code things that I can't really get.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember what POS was?

[Tom Griswold]

Point of.

[Chick McGee]

Not pieces.

[Josh Arnold]

There is point of sale.

[Chick McGee]

Parent over shoulder.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's in the. The young person's texting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be really weird for me, you know, in that both my folks have been dead for quite some time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You wouldn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait if they were over your shoulder.

[Josh Arnold]

You wouldn't.

[Chick McGee]

You don't think that they're helping you along right behind with a hand on your shoulder?

[Christy Lee]

I got a new one from the kid yesterday. Gagged. You heard that?

[Tom Griswold]

You mean like gag?

[Christy Lee]

Like my co workers are all gagged that we're eating at that restaurant tomorrow?

[Chick McGee]

They're not happy about it.

[Christy Lee]

No, they are. They're like, that's so cool.

[Chick McGee]

Like it's gagged is cool.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

She says the hottest ticket in town.

[Chick McGee]

What happened to gag me with a spoon? Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

I do remember that.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't that Moon's Apostle? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Valley girl do that.

[Christy Lee]

They make. They take words and they flip them.

[Tom Griswold]

Like everyone does it.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it's. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, every generation.

[Christy Lee]

So gagged. Must be something good.

[Chick McGee]

Tell us about the term round heel, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was. What did I hear that?

[Chick McGee]

I was reading a book about.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. William Manchester. Great book, Darkness at Noon. I. You'll never read it. It's a. It's a brilliant. Of course it is really a tour de force about World War II. In any event, a round heeled woman would be pat. Someone that you're currently looking for.

[Pat Godwin]

This is looking for anyone, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry. I can never tell.

[Chick McGee]

That's not the way.

[Christy Lee]

I thought we.

[Tom Griswold]

Were going to do. The system where you're gonna. It's like a yes, we're together or no, we're not. With.

[Pat Godwin]

We're always together.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. In any event.

[Chick McGee]

That's sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not suggesting that she is in fact. Round heels.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, she's around boobed.

[Pat Godwin]

Definitely.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why that was that pause. I was gonna say healthy round bosom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I don't understand that the round. Everybody has round heels.

[Tom Griswold]

It means that they tip them over.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They're so easily laying on their back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're. They're on their back. It was a 1930s and 40s way to say a woman of easy virtue.

[Chick McGee]

1930S and 40s. Or as Tom refers. Last week.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now where was I? Oh, she met her husband. He drank Jim Beam and Mountain Dew.

[Josh Arnold]

Says it's good.

[Tom Griswold]

We would have our canteens hooked to our saddle horns when we'd go trail riding.

[Chick McGee]

You're getting drunk on the back of a horse.

[Christy Lee]

That's not a good idea at all.

[Josh Arnold]

And I bet it's fun as hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Loaded on a horse.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, if you tie the horses up and, you know, do a little roll in the hay, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

And don't.

[Tom Griswold]

And don't.

[Chick McGee]

You think a little part of you believes that the horse knows you're drunk and really kind of helps? I.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

They're smart, intuitive, intuitive beasts.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

She goes married 26 years, together 28.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you, Diana.

[Chick McGee]

That's good for you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so nice to Write a song.

[Christy Lee]

Braggart.

[Tom Griswold]

We surely appreciate it. A lot of response to this Mountain Dew thing. You're quite popular.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. If you walk into any grocery store, convenience store, you'll see a number four soda. We learned a six. A Mountain Dew.

[Pat Godwin]

Dentists love it. They get rich off it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's. Yeah, I've told you that. My pediatric dentist, he said he could tell which of the kids were drinking Mountain Dew because of the rotting teeth some years back, writes Stan.

[Chick McGee]

So much for the Mountain Dew sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I think it's okay if you.

[Christy Lee]

Don'T have Stan the man going through.

[Tom Griswold]

Life with terrible teeth some years back, writes Stan in Lima, Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

Lima.

[Tom Griswold]

Another one of those ones that we screwed up.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a Lima. I do it.

[Chick McGee]

Home of Easter's parade.

[Tom Griswold]

Milan, Michigan. Milan, Italy.

[Josh Arnold]

Lima, Peru.

[Pat Godwin]

Read the letter.

[Tom Griswold]

It says La Paz. We would have. I was sucking on a green apple Jolly Rancher while drinking a Mountain Dew. It tasted great. I had the idea of writing Pepsi bottling company to tell them about flavoring their Mountain Dew product.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Six months later, they came out with Mountain Dew Code Red. So they must. Apparently brilliant minds think alive.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on, hang on.

[Christy Lee]

Code Red is not apple flavored at all.

[Chick McGee]

Not at all.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, not even close.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I think her notion is. Or Stan's notion. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Stan has gone to the Tom Griswold. Everything is my creation.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I think I was just thinking that he probably tasted it and with the Jolly Rancher in his mouth and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it wasn't in his ass. It was in his mouth. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't go knocking Jolly Rancher in the ass to you drop.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? When he's right, he's right. From the sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't use chocolate, though. It'll keep you up all night.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that what happened last night?

[Christy Lee]

Is that what happened?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

To quote the great Don Adams, missed it by that much.

[Chick McGee]

Philadelphia Philly star Bryce Harper had a confrontation with Commissioner Rob Manfred during a meeting with the Phillies last week. This report from espn. Harper told Manfred to get the F out of our clubhouse if the commissioner wanted to talk to Phillies players about the possibility of a salary cap. Major League Baseball, the only non capped league among the four major North American sports, quiet for the majority of the meeting. Harper, sitting in a chair and holding a bat, eventually grew frustrated and said if MLB were to propose a cap and hold firm to it, players are not scared to lose 162 games. Sources in the meeting told ESPN that Harper stood up, walked toward the middle of the room faced Manfred and said if you want to speak about that, you can get the F out of our clubhouse. Manfred sources said he was not going to get the F out of here. They used it in the quote saying it was important to talk about threats to Major League Baseball's business and ways to grow the game.

[Josh Arnold]

If this was before a game, Price Harper should have said even more.

[Chick McGee]

But Manfred recently boasted about his annual meetings with players to discuss the sports economics, highlighting the salary discrepancy between the sports highest paid players and those making the league minimum them. This is. There's no way any good can come from any meeting.

[Josh Arnold]

And for then walked to his private jet. Yeah, off into the sky.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean there's carrying a bat. What was the movie? Where was it? The Kevin Costner Field of Dreams. No, with Untouchables. Yeah, the Untouchables. Oh, the bat scene is a good organization.

[Chick McGee]

Is like a ball club.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Capone likes his baseball. That's all he's trying to say.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Great scene. If you're just joining us. Hello. This is the Bob and Tom program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We are going to continue our sports.

[Chick McGee]

Broadcast and we'll end sports with the world's greatest golfer right now, Scotty Scheffler at the British Open. Scheffler. No. What are you laughing about? There's so much to say about that shot. The top face. That's extraordinary. Let's stick to the golf.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's stick to the golf. What about don't we have a world.

[Chick McGee]

Record and that's sports? No, that's.

[Christy Lee]

You have to do the world record. That's all he's talked about.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a. I don't know where it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you were saying there was so much negativity in sports with death and cancer and this is a nice, nice positive.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a chance Chick considers this also a negative.

[Chick McGee]

Ready?

[Josh Arnold]

I may as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we're ready.

[Chick McGee]

We could have ended it on a happy fart.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, we tried to.

[Chick McGee]

David Rush and Jonathan Hollywood Hannon have teamed up again.

[Tom Griswold]

She not right though. I'm hanging happy. Hollywood Hannon.

[Christy Lee]

They're back.

[Tom Griswold]

David Rush back together.

[Chick McGee]

They are going to. They reclaim the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to burst 10 balloons between two people.

[Tom Griswold]

Now do you know how they do it?

[Josh Arnold]

No hug or something.

[Chick McGee]

The first time each other.

[Christy Lee]

What do they do?

[Chick McGee]

Broke the record. They achieved a time of 15 seconds this time the. Well, the title was taken with Them with a time from them. 11 seconds. Russian Hannah took on the challenge again and smashed a record by popping 10 balloons. Yeah, look at him. Look at. Look at him.

[Pat Godwin]

He's drunk.

[Chick McGee]

10 balloons in 7.5 seconds. I think somebody should take a look at this record.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, that's on video. Here they are, they're out in the neighborhood, and they got the balloons between two people on the table, and they grab a balloon and then they. They. They.

[Christy Lee]

Are they wearing their Lululemon shorts.

[Tom Griswold]

Hollywood, I think, is wearing a pair of cut offs or. I can't tell.

[Christy Lee]

I think he might have jeans.

[Tom Griswold]

He's behind the table.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like they're doing the bump, kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

What's your name? What's your name?

[Christy Lee]

That looks like an easy record to break.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I mean they're having a little too much fun.

[Josh Arnold]

These two fruits out in the middle.

[Tom Griswold]

Of the street.

[Chick McGee]

Disturbing the neighborhood. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think it's great.

[Chick McGee]

Joshua, you and I should try that one morning. You put the balloons on your butt and I'll ram into it. How would that be?

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you guys couldn't do four in that time.

[Chick McGee]

Send it together.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a certain amount of coordination that does need to take place there.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they have to. Because one guy's shoving the balloon in while the other guy's getting the other one. They have to bump at the.

[Chick McGee]

Let me review. One guy is shooting, shoving the balloon in, and then the other guy.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're standing facing the same direction.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're. They're doing the.

[Chick McGee]

The bump.

[Tom Griswold]

The bump.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And you told us this was going to be so funny.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't that funny.

[Pat Godwin]

It wasn't funny at all. You owe us all $5.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait until you see the video.

[Chick McGee]

The video's hilarious. You don't think Jerry Lewis in the video.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the only thing he would lose it.

[Chick McGee]

Two adults.

[Tom Griswold]

Are standing in a suburb, taking balloons and doing the bump.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's like.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just anti comedy, really.

[Chick McGee]

This is the old yellow. This is the Old Yeller show. Somebody just shoot all of us.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet his wife wishes he'd give him that kind of action. At the beginning of the video, David Rush talks.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see that hilarious video.

[Tom Griswold]

He talks about why we haven't seen him lately. He took a job. He has an actual job in tech. I'm not sure what it is.

[Josh Arnold]

He thinks people were wondering where he's been.

[Pat Godwin]

No one has been wondering.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

It's my understanding he's got A real job. Finally, the next record he's going for.

[Christy Lee]

I understand, is, oh, Hollywood Hannon's doing some arm work.

[Pat Godwin]

That wasn't even funny.

[Tom Griswold]

He's in good shape. Okay. And they start. There we go. They're bumping. Look at that. Look at the precision there.

[Pat Godwin]

Precision.

[Josh Arnold]

The only thing that'd be funny is if a delivery truck came in right now.

[Pat Godwin]

And just this guy walks in.

[Chick McGee]

Guts and blood everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Good Lord. Yeah. Hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Affluent neighborhood.

[Tom Griswold]

Imagine. Can you imagine? You went to it. You went to a kid's birthday party, and these two guys started doing this, and the kids are all sobbing because the balloon.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I think there's a trick to this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's the inflation of the balloons.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's key.

[Chick McGee]

You're right.

[Christy Lee]

You can't be over inflated.

[Tom Griswold]

They've got to be. They've got to be over inflated.

[Josh Arnold]

And do they have their keys in their pockets?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they do it. The Guinness people do a complete check.

[Pat Godwin]

Of all that they fly in from.

[Josh Arnold]

A staunch defender of everything that happens.

[Chick McGee]

Right. And I'm so glad, honestly, it looks.

[Josh Arnold]

Like it might be one of David's son or somebody running one of the cameras. A young, young kid, which is good.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't recognize him.

[Chick McGee]

Who's that kid?

[Tom Griswold]

He's been in England so long doing these world records.

[Chick McGee]

I have no.

[Josh Arnold]

I have very little doubts that David Rush is a good man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's great.

[Josh Arnold]

But he's.

[Tom Griswold]

He also has the record for the longest time about having a real job.

[Chick McGee]

You know why we. We dislike him and Hollywood? So it's because of Tom. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? We really don't dislike those fellas.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. No.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Hollywood hand.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I love David.

[Josh Arnold]

We just dislike your love of the.

[Christy Lee]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's so much fun.

[Pat Godwin]

What did you find, Dave?

[Chick McGee]

What he just said, so much fun watching two guys pop balloons in their hips.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Tom, you want to go down this water slide? No, no. I'm having far too much fun watching these two guys pop balloons.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you would have laughed more if I told you that those balloons were all for sick kids at the hospital.

[Josh Arnold]

And they were unable to.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's much fun.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Look, we're used to you taking out certain details of the story in order to further.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, Believe.

[Josh Arnold]

Inadvertently making us all look like.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Josh, for saying that.

[Pat Godwin]

People die in stories. That gets taken out.

[Josh Arnold]

We get emails. You know that guy died at the end, right?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

I sing a song about it.

[Chick McGee]

The guy died. Yeah. It's Real good.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, when you poop your pants. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then he fell.

[Tom Griswold]

It can be slippery. Okay, don't do it, fans.

[Chick McGee]

No. No one likes you.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Okay, coming up of all time.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. How safe is that local swimming pool? Which is important. Important to know we also have something from Wendy's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of cool. And it reminds me of something from back in the day. Is it a food from Burger King?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, Wendy's is really good. It's a good fast food company.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. The new food is called Dips of Dread.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

I love their spicy chicken sandwich. Yum, yum, yum, yum. They have one today.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus we have how to defend yourself while attacked by a cougar. And I mean the kind that's the cat.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Not like me.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

He did point right at you.

[Christy Lee]

I know he did.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't. I was.

[Josh Arnold]

Did I? Yeah, you kind of lifted yourself because.

[Tom Griswold]

You'Re refusing the $5 I was offering.

[Chick McGee]

No, you keep forgetting you're high. You keep forgetting that you got laid.

[Tom Griswold]

And finally got laid. Please. Finally. Great news for people like me that love eating eggs for years. Because we all hate it.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

People like me who love eating eggs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Are you like me? Do you love an egg? No.

[Josh Arnold]

No. We only had a shortage for a year and a half.

[Chick McGee]

You're the only one.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if you've heard about this, but they grow into chickens. And I know you like eating those, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I like eating eggs.

[Pat Godwin]

Eggs are delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, they're also not.

[Chick McGee]

No, they're not.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they've been. They've been saying for years they've got.

[Chick McGee]

A bad rap egg story coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

No cholesterol. No, this is important.

[Pat Godwin]

High in omega 3.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't. Doesn't affect your cholesterol. That was a. A myth. I'm not sure who the anti egg people are.

[Chick McGee]

You mean like myth is Jones?

[Christy Lee]

Well, it all ties in, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to get a phone call from Billy Paul to talk about the list.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody's going to have to hold the receiver for him, I can tell you that.

[Pat Godwin]

Is he still with us?

[Josh Arnold]

Also hobbling to the phone with his one foot.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up in the news. Coming up in the news. Hey, lady, what's in your bra? Oh, we'll find out what it is. Your first guess.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I do have one guess.

[Chick McGee]

Billy Paul died in 16. You're gonna have a long wait for that phone call, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

April 24, 2016.

[Tom Griswold]

No wonder I can't get him to call back.

[Chick McGee]

Holy hell. He died. He was born in 34. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, we are.

[Chick McGee]

Black don't crack.

[Tom Griswold]

We are broadcasting great from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hi. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Go. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Neo's desk. Howdy, Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, whatever that nail color is, is good.

[Christy Lee]

You like that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that looks nice.

[Chick McGee]

I believe it's nude.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that French parfait?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what it is. I thought it was a little too.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very understated and nice.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't there a Polish company out there? That Sex on the beach or. Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cramp in my upper thigh. That's the name of the colors.

[Christy Lee]

Flaming. Flaming.

[Josh Arnold]

Rio Civic Backseat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Moist interlude.

[Josh Arnold]

We'd be good at doing knuckle deep.

[Christy Lee]

Naming nail ballers.

[Chick McGee]

Naming anything two fingers deep.

[Tom Griswold]

I always prefer. I love the. When they have to name things like toilets, they always give them the Franklin, the Ambassador. Yeah. They give them these various Colonnade. Yeah. It's never like the crap. I'm at it.

[Chick McGee]

The mail hauler. Here are Billy Paul's most famous songs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you mean the guy that does me and Mrs.

[Chick McGee]

He was born in 1934. He passed away in 2016.

[Tom Griswold]

He was good friends with Elvis.

[Chick McGee]

Born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Did the song Me and Mrs. Jones coincide at all with the release of the devil in Mrs. Jones?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Me and Mrs. Jones released and it was number one in 1972, so maybe not too far.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't the devil and Ms. Jones later in that?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure it was later in the 70s. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Me and Mrs. Jones. That was in 72. Also from the same album. Am I black enough for you? Then bring the family back. Your song. I think that is the Elton John version. I think that's the Elton John song. He did a version of that. Let's Make a baby.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

From 1975.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right to the point, doesn't he.

[Chick McGee]

How have we never heard let's Make a Baby by Billy Paul?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we can. We can dig it up. The controversy exists because of my. The salient point to me in his career is the great song, Me and Mrs. Jones, number one in the Billboard charts.

[Pat Godwin]

And the follow up, Mr. Jones found out and Beat Me Up.

[Chick McGee]

Beat my ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Billy Paul is also an amateur boxer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good thing if he's having an affair with Mr.

[Chick McGee]

He was.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm knowing a little bit about it.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen, Billy Paul and let's Make a Baby. Come on. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this guy's great.

[Chick McGee]

Let's make a baby.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a little cheesy. I mean, there's no bill.

[Chick McGee]

All right, now shut up.

[Pat Godwin]

Subtlety.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This is genius. One more time, you guys. Are you going to behave?

[Josh Arnold]

The devil, Ms. Jones was 1973, so I'd like to think that you can hear that song and then go see.

[Chick McGee]

The movie and sync it up like wizard of Oz.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay, here's Billy Paul. Let's make a baby. Yep, here it comes for you. Traffic and weather coming. Yep. Let's make a baby, baby. Oh, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby, Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, ladies.

[Chick McGee]

Let'S bring another life into this world. While we walk slow.

[Christy Lee]

Us how it's.

[Chick McGee]

Done I want to make baby with hat Tonight I'm gonna make sweet, sweet love to you well, which is it, Girl? Don't be shy, don't be shy. This is a moment we've been waiting for.

[Josh Arnold]

This song is better than it deserves to be, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Might have hastily composed the lyrics.

[Christy Lee]

It's so smooth, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What was the smokey song? Sex Bath or.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Love Bath. Love Bath.

[Josh Arnold]

That's terrible.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's from the same songwriting school.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a great singer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Great background singers. Do you hear those ladies? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if he made babies with them.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe go to have that.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, Roger Ebert gave the Devil and Ms. Jones three stars.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Listen to this. He says the Devil and Ms. Jones is maybe a three star dirty movie. It's the best hardcore porno film I've seen. And although I'm not a member of the raincoat brigade, I have seen the highly touted productions like Deep Throat and It Happened in Hollywood. I'm not familiar with it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not familiar with that one either.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow, you forgot that those porn movies for a while were treated like mainstream. I mean, they were kind of. They did enter into the mainstream a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I never saw Devil and Miss.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but you live in New York. When Deep Throat was there and everybody. Andy Warhol was gone and all. Anybody who's anybody went to see it.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget. I Went. When I went to see it, it was. I went with a. A whole bunch of us went together and we were, you know, boys and girls. And it was like. It was. It was. What was. What's the thing I'm looking for?

[Josh Arnold]

It was like kind of like Rocky Horror.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, thank you. That's exactly what I was.

[Josh Arnold]

A midnight movie.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a midnight thing. And it was kind of a joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They show it with. Behind the Green Door. Because that's.

[Tom Griswold]

I left. It was so awful.

[Chick McGee]

I will tell you this. The first time I saw it in the theater, her. It's almost like, well, you know the plot of the movie. How do we tell them the plot of the movie?

[Josh Arnold]

She gets aroused by an area in the back of her throat.

[Chick McGee]

Way in the back of her throat where most ladies. It's hers is in the back of her throat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

So when she does that the first time, it's like a magic trick. And I. I had no idea that could happen, but apparently she was. It can't happen if she was very good at it. That's the only thing. Remember that? It was amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I found her excruciatingly unattractive.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's because she was very hairy.

[Tom Griswold]

Unappealing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she was hairy. And it may have been 10 pounds.

[Tom Griswold]

Overweight, awful curly hair, ugly face.

[Chick McGee]

Awful, curly, ugly.

[Christy Lee]

Or woman.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a incredibly abusive.

[Chick McGee]

Who was that? No, not Georgina Spellvin. Who am I thinking of?

[Tom Griswold]

What's interesting, Linda Loveless.

[Josh Arnold]

Georgina Spelman was Ms. Jones.

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Jones. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing that it's become kind of a political cultural artifact. I remember one time, Deep Throat in. In the. In this Woodward and Bernstein.

[Chick McGee]

Back then, when I was a kid, I watched John Chancellor and NBC Nightly News.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember when he became the. He changed it to John Chancellor lore.

[Chick McGee]

John Chancellor lore. And he. He did a story on. Everyone's in New York City watching Deep Throat. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Carson would talk about it.

[Chick McGee]

It became the thing, man.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't it a scene in Mad Men or one of those shows? What am I thinking?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody went to the Neighbors. It wasn't Mad Men, but there was a show everybody was going to the Neighbors to watch.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was Mr. Ed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. There was a special episode of that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's where.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the one where the wife, Carol.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Finally. Finally revealed the Hindenburgs hiding under that sweater.

[Chick McGee]

They caught her in the stall with that.

[Josh Arnold]

And that goes. You're no Linda Lovelace.

[Chick McGee]

And the crowd just laughed and laughed big time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's Time for us to escape. I mean to move over to Christy Lee where you'll find her. She is at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Chick McGee]

Let's make a baby.

[Christy Lee]

The fast food chain Wendy's is collaborating with the Netflix hit show called Wednesday on a new meal that will feature something called Dips of Dread mystery sauces.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know if I like the idea of mystery sauce.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

The last time they caught me on this mystery was didn't Doritos put out a bag that said mystery flavor? Remember that? For the longest time and I really like the flavor. And then I guess they brought it back and gave it a name and now I don't know what flavor it is.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to buy them all to.

[Chick McGee]

Find out, I guess. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The limited time Meal of Misfortune is centered around four inferno inspired mystery sauces along with rest in ten piece nuggets.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Small cursed and crispy fries. And a small Raven's blood frosty.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Complete with a spoon of gloom.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder what the flavor of Raven's blood is. Raspberry berry. Strawberry.

[Pat Godwin]

Raspberry is this Halloween.

[Christy Lee]

The Meal of Misfortune will be available at Wendy's restaurant starting Monday, August 4th. So it's a little early for Halloween.

[Josh Arnold]

For the release of the second season of Wednesday.

[Chick McGee]

And Tom, take a look. They're taking a shot at McDonald's there. Shots fired. Tired. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the, the.

[Chick McGee]

There's nothing happy about this meal. Wednesday.

[Josh Arnold]

Wednesday doesn't care for the happy.

[Tom Griswold]

And the packaging is done in kind of deep purple and black.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And it looks like a coffin. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a bag?

[Tom Griswold]

Really well done.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the bag. And it's got Wendy's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That uniform looking thing.

[Christy Lee]

Her little dress with the little white collar.

[Josh Arnold]

She's terrific in that.

[Chick McGee]

They should have done the Wendy's when instead of the, you know, the pigtails are just, just made her that I kind of like. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not make Wednesday look like when Wendy. Wendy look like Wednesday or.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's an interesting thought. But I know that the. They. I was reading about this thing. The, the what do they call it?

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The where they're experimenting. Do the testing of the thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Test market.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the test marketing. And the one thing that didn't work was the cousin it fur burger.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they, they went against that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they. The people just don't like eating hair.

[Chick McGee]

What was the. Yeah, no hair. What was the name of it again?

[Tom Griswold]

The fur burner.

[Chick McGee]

Cousin It. Cousin it Also from The Adams.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. I, I was in itt.

[Chick McGee]

I think there were, I think there, I forget two T's, I believe.

[Josh Arnold]

I always like that. Gomez referred to cousin it as old man.

[Chick McGee]

Well, old man, you couldn't be more correct. Old man. And he just said.

[Josh Arnold]

What'S going on there?

[Chick McGee]

What, is that it? Boy, you're a nut.

[Pat Godwin]

Who was the actor that played that, that role?

[Tom Griswold]

John Adams. I mean, John.

[Chick McGee]

No, I think it was a little person with a hat.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so. Yeah. Under a big wig and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, anyway, coming up, we have more fast food info and, and many exciting things. We'll talk with actor Danny Houston.

[Chick McGee]

Houston.

[Tom Griswold]

Houston.

[Chick McGee]

Houston.

[Tom Griswold]

He's part of what new show, the Naked Gun movie. Great actor. Also speaking of great actors, our friend Drew Powell. We'll talk to both those guys today. And also we're going to learn a little bit more about some unusual fast food ideas and something that they made called THC Pizza. Oh, we'll find out what that's all about. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say, Send us an email. Bob and Tom, Bob and Tom dot com. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Moments of silence.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee, Silac Insurance news desk. And by the way, Christy, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

You're welcome.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome. No, no, no. No need to thank me. No, no. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

The word unsung comes to mind.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm like, oxygen.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever finish a TV show?

[Chick McGee]

Miss me if I was gone?

[Josh Arnold]

You watch the series finale and you go, you know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna kind of miss my friends.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes, I feel that way.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. I know.

[Christy Lee]

Which show did you just finish?

[Josh Arnold]

Star Trek, Deep Space Nine.

[Chick McGee]

What? How many, how many seasons of that?

[Josh Arnold]

Seven.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta get on my, I might start. I've heard good talk about Next Gen.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like Next Gen. Yeah, I watched, I've watched the original series from the 60s or whatever the hell. And then I watched the original animated series.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

And then Star Trek, Next Generation because I've always liked them and I've never really been. I still don't consider myself a Trekkie. I watch them, I'm entertained and then move on. And then I just finished Deep Space Nine.

[Tom Griswold]

So who are you gonna miss?

[Josh Arnold]

You know my buddies Quark and Odo and Dr. Bashir and of course O'. Brien. He's a good man. A nice engineering.

[Chick McGee]

I talked to. I interviewed Dr. Crusher.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She a next gen? Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Beautiful one.

[Christy Lee]

What TV show do you just turn on just to zone out and just.

[Chick McGee]

I don't do it with. I do it with movies more often.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you do?

[Chick McGee]

My two go tos are the Departed and Donnie Brasco. I don't know why.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I feel better.

[Josh Arnold]

Both good. Real good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What about you, Patrick?

[Pat Godwin]

My new go to in the background just to hear their timing is Modern Family.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a br. And happy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a wonderful show.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Tom, what about you?

[Chick McGee]

Leave it to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Mike and Molly for a while there.

[Chick McGee]

Beverly hills. I miss Mr. Ed.

[Tom Griswold]

This is gonna be crazy sounding.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I miss the TV show the Americans.

[Pat Godwin]

That was a great show.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a great show.

[Chick McGee]

I've said it before, I'll say it again. I love that show.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

They did not do the thing I. They should have done.

[Josh Arnold]

Everyone agrees with me now. When it was over, were you like, oh, I'm. I'm gonna kind of miss those people.

[Tom Griswold]

And the, and the. The reason it's odd is.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have to answer my question.

[Chick McGee]

That's not the way conversation. If you think about it. That's not conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I could give you a three word answer, but I'd like to apply some intellect to it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Which would be. The lead characters are. Are. They're Russian and they murder a lot of really nice people along the way. But you.

[Josh Arnold]

They have enough redeeming qualities.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They're a suburban family and they got kids.

[Chick McGee]

How do you feel about the term anti hero? Maybe that's what you're trying to.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean they're. You kind of get on their side for a while, then you see the guy just randomly murder someone in a bus.

[Josh Arnold]

You get on Tony Soprano side. You get on Walter White side.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But you kind of. Kind of miss him after a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's an interesting, interesting topic. I have a correction by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is something I have mentioned many times before. Write this down and someone can fix.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it about my small penis?

[Chick McGee]

That's been verified.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's not talking?

[Tom Griswold]

None of our listeners are that ignorant.

[Josh Arnold]

Dozens of emails.

[Tom Griswold]

I was reading this nice letter from Diana about how dirty Diana. She and her Husband. When they fell in love, he got her drinking the combination of Jim Beam and Mountain Dew. She goes on to say it was delicious. His love potion. And then she said, I am a. Oh. And I couldn't figure it out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we guessed maybe in my. No, I'm just saying we guessed that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the problem is with the font.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom got Helvetica, I got Helvetico. You can't tell the difference between an.

[Josh Arnold]

I and an L and an L. So it's lemao.

[Tom Griswold]

It's lmao, which is laughing my ass off.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha, gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the problem with.

[Chick McGee]

Gosh, I'm glad we got that clear.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, it's a problem in contemporary culture that needs to be fixed.

[Josh Arnold]

That was very important.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody thinks it says.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, if any of you ever cracked open a book or a magazine.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, you know. No, no, you were right. We had. We had. You even admitted a interesting, interesting topic. And we get away and swayed from that once again.

[Chick McGee]

Here we are in the world championship of bores. It's Tom Griswold talking at us. Well, I'm sorry about A five.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. I was reading interesting things rather than watching 4, 000 hours of Star Trek.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, I don't binge it. It was. It was an episode a day or something like that.

[Pat Godwin]

I talked about what we all watched. It was a nice little conversation we were having.

[Christy Lee]

Down and watch tv. We know that.

[Chick McGee]

Can't relate.

[Christy Lee]

You just too busy. Criticized doing everything.

[Chick McGee]

Never enjoyed anything since Mr. Ed. I said, Dr. Ed. Why didn't they come out with Mr. Edgar? Medical school doctor. Doctor. Why didn't they do that?

[Josh Arnold]

It's not too late.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a horse and a brain surgeon.

[Chick McGee]

I swear to God, if Dr. Ed comes out with a talking horse, I want some money. That's a great idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom, what movie have you seen the most?

[Chick McGee]

Why do people wait so long to see their horse?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good question. Probably Sideways.

[Josh Arnold]

I go by Edward now.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right, Sideways. Or the Godfather or. Yeah, I don't know. I'd have to think about it a lot. But yeah, maybe. Maybe wizard of Oz.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I watched that every year.

[Christy Lee]

Every year when we were kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Holds up. Great movie.

[Pat Godwin]

It does.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a really good flick.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're. They're going to be showing it at the Sphere in Las Vegas starting at.

[Christy Lee]

The end of the month of August.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me know when they show 2001.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sure that's in the.

[Chick McGee]

See, we keep. You and I keep talking about going to Vegas and hobnobbing with the porn crowd. The avian's 2001 in the sphere. Me and you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man, that's a must.

[Chick McGee]

I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope they do that.

[Tom Griswold]

What, 2001 or the.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine the end of that movie in that sphere?

[Josh Arnold]

Holy hell, yeah. And what they would add to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Could they do Deep Throat in the sphere? Would that make you happy?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, why? Would that make you happy? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That fat. What if they just show. Picture a slide show of pizzas. Would you enjoy that, you fat pervert?

[Chick McGee]

If they made the.

[Josh Arnold]

The sphere look like a scoop of ice cream, would you finally be happy?

[Chick McGee]

It's ice cream. Would you.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you put the razor down if they did that?

[Chick McGee]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

See, my goal has always been to have Josh start insulting himself. It is out of his mind. It is actually working.

[Chick McGee]

He really thinks we're laughing at you.

[Josh Arnold]

I was happy. I was happy talking about 2001.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

We were having a lovely conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I still say in that. In the. In the Star Trek turd fest you watch, do they still say beam me up, Scotty?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Scotty was not in Next Generation or Deep Space Nine, so. No, they don't. But they will say. Yeah. You know, energize. Really? Is.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a porno version called Deep Space 11?

[Josh Arnold]

I guarantee. I bet. I guarantee the Star Trek porn parody is a popular. Well, think of the Venn diagram there. You got guys who like Star Trek.

[Chick McGee]

And it doesn't end with.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't have girlfriends. Masturbation material.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it doesn't end with Trek, but it ends with a word with a K. I can tell you that. They just go right for Star.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Even Star's sock is.

[Tom Griswold]

So do they have a. Do they have a guy that has the. Who has the pointy ears? Is that Spock?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Who doesn't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't even watch it.

[Josh Arnold]

The Vulcans and the Rock. Romulans both have those.

[Tom Griswold]

Who are the Romulans?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're from Romula. Just a cruel species.

[Christy Lee]

Friends with Remus. You know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there's a movie.

[Josh Arnold]

The Raymonds. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Don't call the Romulan or.

[Tom Griswold]

She had a Riemann. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Star Treks are pretty incredible. They've really. They have really been prescient. Is that the. The word? They've kind of predicted the future a little bit. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The holodeck and everything.

[Josh Arnold]

AI all that stuff. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's really about. Most of it's about civil rights or big or wars and stuff. It's really good.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they ever show them coming out of a bathroom on the Star Trek shows?

[Josh Arnold]

No, not really.

[Christy Lee]

Why would they?

[Josh Arnold]

But, but, but if you think about it, most shows don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe there's a future where people will flush toilets.

[Chick McGee]

Unlike here.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to thank somebody. I just went for a pee break. I walked in there and. And there's a thing on the toilet. You press like this and it evacuates the defecations, etc.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what was in there?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, typical things one finds in a toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

Just number one, I mean is.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a. That's all right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Well, Oscar is not here.

[Josh Arnold]

Not just shrapnel. It was a full.

[Chick McGee]

It was a load. You know, I almost feel bad for you.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, we're going to push on.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

They very much chick. Coming up, actor Danny Houston. Coming up, actor Drew Powell. And also coming up in the news, we're going to be visiting a pizza place and something is awry. Also I think we're gonna try to get to today in history for the first time in quite some time. Maybe we should change it to this week in history so if we miss a day we can kind of use it for filler. Also, I have an update on something we were just discussing.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll be very impressed. We are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Back on when Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Great idea.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I bet it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

This is your idea. I'm just.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just my idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Tagging it Dr. Ed. Yes, Dr. Ed. Now, for those of you familiar with the Mr. Ed show, one of my old favorites in which there's a talking horse.

[Chick McGee]

He went to medical school. He could do it online from home and from the stall, his computer.

[Tom Griswold]

So here's my. It's Mr. Ed becomes a doctor. Doctor. I'm just expanding a little bit. There's no such thing as a bad idea. Well, he becomes a gynecologist. He just. Wait, Calm down.

[Chick McGee]

Listening. We're going to be a proctologist.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. It's a visual thing.

[Chick McGee]

All right?

[Tom Griswold]

And then a lady comes in and she. She puts her feet in the stirrups. They're actually.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Good gag. That is a good gag.

[Tom Griswold]

They're actually stirrups.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but it's not.

[Drew Powell]

It's not on Ed.

[Chick McGee]

It's a. It's a saddle in the office.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's pretty funny.

[Chick McGee]

That's not bad at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, just.

[Josh Arnold]

That is very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But this. I'm telling you that he.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Chick McGee]

He has a computer. He uses the pencil. Remember we used to dial the phone with a pencil? He'd make phone calls.

[Pat Godwin]

Was that a good show? I never saw one.

[Chick McGee]

I never saw Mr. Ed. Not doctor.

[Tom Griswold]

Dr. Ed's. Our version of it where there's a beautiful horse that's also. Mr. Ed was a physician.

[Josh Arnold]

Why did Wilbur have a horse? Was he a farmer or a architect? So how did he get.

[Christy Lee]

He had a horse in his backyard? God knows.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think there was any reason ever given.

[Pat Godwin]

Is there a wife?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember Mr. Beato Boobies. Remember Mr. Ed's real name?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Harvest bamboo. Harvest bamboo harvest. Name of the horse. Yeah. His wife Pat was famous for what they term as Christy. Noted torpedo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Bra technology had not reached what, 50s? That fraction of.

[Pat Godwin]

This is a comedy. This is a comedy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, shit.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't there a chance it was really a show about a very mentally ill man?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No one else heard Mr. Ed.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the classic thing where the only person hears the voice kind of. It's kind of Harvey toned down a notch or two.

[Josh Arnold]

Who had the hit song, Wilbur or Mr. Ed? Mr.

[Chick McGee]

It. What?

[Josh Arnold]

That charted like on radio? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

What The.

[Josh Arnold]

Does anybody remember the song Pretty Little Philly from?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's.

[Christy Lee]

He did have a.

[Tom Griswold]

It had a very memorable theme song. Of course. Of course. Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

We used to watch it on Nick at night or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Talked around other people, but they didn't hear. No, just around. Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a famous episode where he's playing with the Los Angeles dogs.

[Pat Godwin]

I've seen that.

[Tom Griswold]

And you see that. You see the foot slide in.

[Chick McGee]

He slides into home place.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there's a guy right off camera with a.

[Chick McGee]

With a hoof on a stair.

[Pat Godwin]

That made me laugh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So they. They chopped up a horse. So they get the hoof on a stair.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember the rumor was that in order to get his mouth to move, they were like, actually like a bunch of rumors. Right. Right there.

[Chick McGee]

Peanut butter or wire?

[Josh Arnold]

I had also heard that they were probing his ass.

[Chick McGee]

No, I had not heard that one.

[Josh Arnold]

They would.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be kind of dangerous.

[Josh Arnold]

Dangerous, yes. Yeah. Many kicks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. One kick from a horse, you're dead. Well, now we need to move on here.

[Pat Godwin]

Run for a number of years.

[Chick McGee]

Dr. Ed, I'm telling you. Here's. Here's Mr. Ed. Listen, that guitar. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that Thorough Ravenstrom?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's a Rocky something with the gear. It was a cowboy movie star. Pretty little Philly with the pony tail.

[Josh Arnold]

Silly.

[Chick McGee]

Just hideous.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great.

[Chick McGee]

It's great.

[Josh Arnold]

The canned laughter.

[Chick McGee]

Oats to call with.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I'll bring her by the bale.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share a double stall with.

[Josh Arnold]

The pretty little Philly with the bony.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Pat Godwin]

He's saying that on the show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what the laughter is from the so called studio.

[Pat Godwin]

Where was he doing this little concert?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't see this.

[Chick McGee]

They saw Ricky Nelson and said, hey, we can have a big hit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now I want to get this one story out, and then we'll do Today in History. Christy, the one about the pizza thing. This is kind of interesting. Coming out of the great state of.

[Christy Lee]

Wisconsin, kind of a follow up. At least 85 people in Stoughton, Wisconsin, hospitalized after eating pizza from famous yetis that was unknowingly contaminated with thc.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

The incident occurred back in October, but health officials had to do a deep dive to find out what was going on.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently a deep dish dive. Please.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good.

[Christy Lee]

The pizzeria accidentally used cannabis infused oregano oil, resulting in widespread symptoms like confusion, nausea, and hallucinations.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know what's happened to you, and all of a sudden you're just.

[Chick McGee]

Sitting there going, yeah, like you've been today.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man, that. That pepperoni just winked at me, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut up, man. My crust is breathing.

[Christy Lee]

The CDC issued a full report and confirmed there was no criminal intent. But the restaurant does face potential lawsuits.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's negligence at least.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, So I. I took the time and trouble to look up their menu. Yeah, I want to check this place out. I'm not kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Do they have a pizza that you get stilton cheese on it?

[Tom Griswold]

Here's one. This is called. The place is once again called Yeti's. Right. And they. Wait. I gotta find. I got the menu right here. Okay. They have Yeti spaghetti.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Our delicious garlic crust stuffed with spaghetti. So it's a spaghetti pizza.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

With meatballs and sauce topped with parmesan cheese.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, come on.

[Chick McGee]

I have never had a stuffed crust pizza.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow. I haven't either.

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't either.

[Tom Griswold]

Stuffed with spaghetti. What a great idea.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's horrible.

[Chick McGee]

I tend to agree with Tom. I think that is a good idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

It's like a breadstick already. You know how you take your breadstick, dunk it in the pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the pizza sauce, you got meatballs. It sounds delicious.

[Christy Lee]

So there's meatballs inside the crust. I thought it was just beginning, the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

And parmesan cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. I don't know if there's a picture of it.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if it's like a calzone type deal.

[Pat Godwin]

Like noodles.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Either way, doesn't that sound great? What's better than spaghetti? Nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

It's pretty delicious.

[Chick McGee]

So every now and then marinara gives me heartburn.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you gotta be. I gotta be careful what time of day I eat it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. The nurse. The nurse at the home tells me. I'm sorry. I'm getting in the way of Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

As was I. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Give him what he wants.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes I forget I'm not a person. I'm a prop.

[Chick McGee]

What Josh said was he has to be careful about what time of day he has marinara sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

So I can only eat spaghetti now from 9am to 5pm.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Constant. Constant feeding.

[Chick McGee]

Constant.

[Pat Godwin]

Sets an alarm to wake up to eat the spaghetti.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Otherwise I get heartburn.

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to miss any time.

[Drew Powell]

That you could be eating spaghetti.

[Chick McGee]

You will forego a good night's sleep to eat.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we've.

[Chick McGee]

Anything else, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We've. We've gone around the Room before is that if you could only eat one thing, what would it be? And I believe Josh, you said peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

For me, it would be spaghetti. Ace, your thoughts?

[Josh Arnold]

Pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

Pizza, of course. Chick magic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Probably an Italian meal. Yeah. Probably a lasagna. I don't like the. I don't know, pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, you get any? You can eat anything you want, Pat. I'm assuming it would be bourbon.

[Pat Godwin]

See, I'm getting it now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You eat.

[Josh Arnold]

You eat bourbon.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why I'm concerned. He skipped over me. I don't know why he did that, but go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

What would it pay? Food.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

My favorite food would be king crab from Tracy's in Juneau, Alaska.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

Right off the boat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right. That's a hard get, but we'll see what we can do.

[Pat Godwin]

Gosh, that was the best day of my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

I kissed a girl.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

How about.

[Josh Arnold]

That was hell of a day.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the one that gave you the crabs?

[Christy Lee]

So you got. Yay, crabs. You got crabs?

[Pat Godwin]

Gave me the crabs.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now we were talking off the air. You've got a tattoo on your left shoulder. Cover up. It was a cover up of one of the ladies that you were involved with.

[Chick McGee]

One.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The Miami camp in an intimate a act of love and you want to trans. You're. We're having an argument. I think you should get it removed because you've covered it up and it looks like a. Like a.

[Chick McGee]

You have no idea what you're asking when you say get a tattoo removed.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not.

[Chick McGee]

It's incredibly painful. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna have it, like, augmented by Chick's guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna have it turned into something else.

[Chick McGee]

I've given him Donnie's.

[Pat Godwin]

He can do something.

[Josh Arnold]

Guy's an artist. He'll figure something out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he will.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a big blob. I mean, what are they going to make it into?

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good question.

[Christy Lee]

Like a sun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are you talking about that one?

[Tom Griswold]

The one he's getting, they're adding color to is the sun. That's cool. But that one.

[Christy Lee]

Those guns on you, boy. I'm impressed.

[Pat Godwin]

You lose a little weight, you show off the meat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, I don't know what that means.

[Tom Griswold]

Showing off the meat could get you arrested. Be careful where you whip it out. But whatever you want to do, if you want to turn that tattoo into a giant chunk of meat, I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Know if Donnie can Do something with this, though.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure he could.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. And if you can't, he'll tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

What does it cost to take them off, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

I have no idea.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't either.

[Chick McGee]

It's very expensive.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Hooker was getting a bunch of stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

It would be a series, right? It would be almost once a month, every for like a year.

[Chick McGee]

You can't do it all because it's incredibly painful.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a laser thing, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, they take pink pearl. Oh, yeah, that'll work.

[Josh Arnold]

The pink pearl is the finest.

[Chick McGee]

That'd work.

[Tom Griswold]

You just think. You just take a slice. Like a. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Skin graft. Is that what you're saying?

[Pat Godwin]

I think you still see something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It would go. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then there'd be a line there. You could turn it into, you know, like a musical. What's that called? A standard half. You know, the.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't. I don't read music.

[Christy Lee]

You don't read music?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You play it very well, though. Let's. Let's move on. Let's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Remember we used to. Remember when he used to. Remember when Pat used to play songs on the show?

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna make him really mad right now. Authorities in California say they've arrested a so called serial butt sniffer. KTLA reports that police initially responded to a Nordstrom rack. Of course, one of our favorite stores. Chicken.

[Chick McGee]

I love the rack.

[Christy Lee]

On a report of a suspicious man loitering in the store but found he had left. He was soon apprehended at a nearby Walmart and taken into custody. Security footage reportedly shows the man identified as Kelise Karen Crowder.

[Josh Arnold]

Kelise Karen Crowder.

[Christy Lee]

Following a female customer before crouching behind her and engaging in, quote, lewd behavior by inappropriately sniffing her buttocks.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is in a Nordstrom's?

[Christy Lee]

No, this isn't a Walmart. Now we're in a Walmart.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He started riches to rags.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The 38 year old has a history of committing similar acts.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like sniffing butt.

[Christy Lee]

He made headlines in 2023 after a tick Tocker posted a video of him sniffing her butt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In a Burbank Barnes.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember her.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She had a nice smelling butt.

[Tom Griswold]

And they described it as what, again, inappropriately sniffing?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there an appropriate way to do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you ask. May I please sniff your butt?

[Tom Griswold]

Why, yes, if I can. If I can. Then can I go in front of you in line to purchase this shirt?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, do you have a tribute to this yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you hoping to smell when you smell a woman's butt? There's really only one answer.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. But he knows.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he does.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys know the Head Knocker song by Foreigner?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the unplugged version of it.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

Our story. He goes the Nordstrom rack, hides Honda back, crouches by the girls behind. He's not an ass kisser, he's a cereal butt sniffer. Gets caught every single time he's at the Walmart store stalking you. Yeah, like a dog. He'll bark at you and stick his nose in your rear end. Butt sniffer, you said it strong. Take a big whiffer. Oh, he's a butt sniffer. He might be a pig, but boy, does he act like a dog. Yeah, butt sniffer. But I was forced to sing this song.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, butt sniffer, everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

Little butt sniffer for your ass.

[Chick McGee]

This guy, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy needs a serious punishment.

[Christy Lee]

You love this story.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't give him the gas chamber.

[Josh Arnold]

What are they gonna do? Send him to jail where he can smell all the butts he wants?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait till he goes to jail and he finds out what they're gonna do to his butt.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Very odd.

[Tom Griswold]

I have. You know, what's the thing when you're a kid, if you were caught smoking, remember the whole thing? They'd get. Oh, then you have to sit in there and smoke the whole pack.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They should maybe force this guy to.

[Chick McGee]

Sniff the whole sniff.

[Tom Griswold]

Everyone at the Walmart, go give him a good huff.

[Christy Lee]

You might like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, I do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It might be a gift.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe switch up the audience that make him do it to like a series of NHL players after a game.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, any. That's. That's musky.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. Yeah, that's going to be a rough huff.

[Josh Arnold]

Can I please.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, rough huff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. How does he. Does he drop something? So the women bend over and then he. Right, they bend over, then he rushes up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice.

[Christy Lee]

I'd rather not think about it. Honestly, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta get him on the phone. Would you guys want to talk to the butt sniffer?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. What do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Sound like this. Pretend the phone's ringing.

[Chick McGee]

Hello? Hi, is this the guy who sniffs butts in Nordstrom and Walmart?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are you holding your nose if you like to sniff butts?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not holding my nose.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, your butt. Your nose is in a. Oh, you're sniffing right Now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is it a good one?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we caught you and someone. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They say I gotta lick something.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I gotta lick something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we didn't realize you were also. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

We thought you just wanted the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, different a liquor look.

[Christy Lee]

He's still high.

[Chick McGee]

Look.

[Christy Lee]

Take a nap. Telling you.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

We would have taken the five seconds to have somebody walk into the other room and actually call in and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. We have a limited amount of time coming up. I think we're gonna try to get to today in history.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You promise?

[Tom Griswold]

We've been missing it. We have another kind of an update on. Well, this is important about the safety of eating eggs. It's okay. Everybody calm down. Also, actor Danny Houston and an actor Drew Powell. Coming up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And before we get to that, I guess I've got to call on Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

This butt sniffer guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The judge. Did you see this thing, Christie? Is it in there or the. He's in court and he walks up and the bailiff is instructed to hit the guy with a newspaper on the bad boy.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, we don't do that here.

[Tom Griswold]

The judge has him. Why do you do it? He goes, oh, I can predict the future. They call me nostril damas.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever that was, it saved us.

[Tom Griswold]

Mouth breathe. Would it be worse if he was all mouth breathing?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you just really want. Let me get in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You really want to get this. What an odd thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. One. Hello. Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

History.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we got to do Today in History. I haven't even seen it here. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

That's the best. Time now. Time. Time now for today in history. July 29th. Almost done with July. Wow. Holy hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, one of my favorites. Happy birthday to Getty Lee, the, of course, phenomenal bass player and a singer and songwriter in the band Rush.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? No one could say Gary and his family, so.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. I think it was his grandmother. Grandmother. So they called him Getty. Cool name. What if anybody's actually named their kid Getty after Getty?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there's no doubt.

[Tom Griswold]

Certain.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, there's a limited number.

[Chick McGee]

Of Rush fans that at least.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat. I've seen a vagina.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever hear that quote, somebody asked Neil Peart, hey, what's it like to be the greatest drummer ever? And he said, I don't know. You'd have to ask Karen Carpenter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Really, really cool quote.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely. She was great.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see, where was I?

[Christy Lee]

Happy birthday to my daughter Sophie. Oh, her birthday today.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, who?

[Christy Lee]

Sophie.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy birthday, Soph.

[Christy Lee]

The younger one.

[Chick McGee]

Remembering. Nope. You've got, like, one daughter is all I know. Go ahead, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Ken Burns and his brother Peter. Yeah, he's the documentary guy.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

There's that one episode where he shows his family's home movies. He finally is just zooming in on still photographs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Peter Coyote's talking about it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He finally changed his hair style.

[Christy Lee]

Did he really? He's not got the bull cut anymore.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's like, one would call it normal.

[Josh Arnold]

He has a great. There's a great Rogan out with the Ken Burns. Fascinating. No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see here. Oh, hang on a second. I'm sorry. Oh, Wil Wheaton.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure. Star Trek.

[Tom Griswold]

Star Trek. He spells Will, Was that right? With one L. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And do whatever he wants.

[Chick McGee]

That's okay, Tom. It's his name. Yeah, he could spell Will Q, X, Y if he wants a little weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Found later fame in Big Bang Theory. Don't forget Stand By Me. He's great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Truck covered Ken Burns. Oh, here's a good one. Tim Gunn. I love this guy.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that guy too.

[Christy Lee]

Project Runway. Is that what he did or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's really interesting. His father. You're not going to believe me when.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you this was Peter Gunn.

[Tom Griswold]

No, his.

[Josh Arnold]

The international spy.

[Tom Griswold]

His father was the assistant head of the FBI.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm serious. This. I know it sounds ridiculous, but yeah, I'm not kidding.

[Chick McGee]

And his sister, Jamie Gunn. Or is it Janie Gunn? I'm not sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Tim Gunn is. He's also a cartoon voice guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's great. I mean, his voice is so unique.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but yeah, he's. His father was.

[Josh Arnold]

How does he. He's kind of a deep but also.

[Tom Griswold]

Very feminine Tim got. But interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

I love the way he talks, man. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm out of hairspray.

[Josh Arnold]

That kind of. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know when I went to the FBI.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

You were in the FBI?

[Tom Griswold]

When I went to the FBI headquarters when I was a kid. No, in Washington D.C. as a visitor.

[Chick McGee]

And he makes it sound like he went by himself when I went to the FBI.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so when you visited there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a demonstration where they would shoot off a Tommy gun.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I mentioned this in the air once. You guys poo pooed it.

[Josh Arnold]

We didn't poo poo.

[Tom Griswold]

We were just immediately got.

[Chick McGee]

We were just bored. So, so bored.

[Josh Arnold]

You think you often. Yeah. You often mistake our boredom for not believing you.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, often.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure someone out there that went to a quality school.

[Josh Arnold]

You already said they emailed you and said. Yeah, happened too.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Just reminding you because I'm sure you were drifting off on one of those Food hazes pizza. Com. One of those pizza pizza porn dreams. But they shot off. Do you remember the Tommy gun that had the circular.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

We all remember the Tommy Gun.

[Christy Lee]

Tommy gun.

[Tom Griswold]

They also have something. They also have a Timmy gun which is very similar. It's named after Tim Gun, but it will always match your shoes. So be looking for.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why we had to do.

[Chick McGee]

Listen to the big laughs you got with that.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll like this chick. A Dak Prescott, born on this date in 1993.

[Chick McGee]

Can't wait for him to break anything else.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. Very good. In 1954, the novel the Fellowship of the Ring was published.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I tried.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the par. The parody of that Gold Board of the Rings.

[Josh Arnold]

I tried. The movies are great, so.

[Tom Griswold]

But by J.R.R. tolkien, two hours. Yeah, he's got a lot of going on there. 1958, NASA created.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. You know, you might have brought up an interesting point for once. J.R.R. tolkien, George R.R. martin. Any connection there?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

You would think there would be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Fantasy novels, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Are they. Is. Is the. That guy real? I mean, is that George R.R.

[Chick McGee]

Martin?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that real?

[Pat Godwin]

Game of Thrones.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you'll like this one. 1965, the movie Help. Premieres. Attending the premiere. The Beatles, Ringo, the Queen of England.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow, is that worth watching. I've never seen any Beatles film.

[Pat Godwin]

Hard Days Night is brilliant. Help is they just want to go to the Bahamas and get high. Oh, there's some good. There's some great musical moments.

[Chick McGee]

It makes me think. Pat doesn't make know what the word brilliant means is what that makes me think.

[Tom Griswold]

Hard Day's Night is something cultural shift major. But no, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, how about this one?

[Chick McGee]

Whistling in the Wind.

[Tom Griswold]

1973. Led Zeppelin. Houses of the Holy. Certified gold.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, that made today in history.

[Josh Arnold]

Cashmere's on that one, right?

[Christy Lee]

Who knows?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I don't know what's on one. What? I don't know what the name of the albums are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't think I ever owned.

[Christy Lee]

A Led Zeppelin album.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know I owned it. I had it on cassette. I just don't remember what's on it.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one for you, Christy?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Ben and Jerry's created what new flavor.

[Christy Lee]

Cherry Garcia.

[Tom Griswold]

Cherry Garcia, Very good. With the cooperation of Jerry.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the only Ben Jerry's flavor know.

[Chick McGee]

The only flavor that anybody knows.

[Christy Lee]

Fish food is my favorite.

[Chick McGee]

Well, chubby hubby, I guess Houses of.

[Josh Arnold]

The Holy is wall to wall. Great.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna say over the Hills and Far Away song.

[Josh Arnold]

The song remains the same. The rain song.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Over the hills and far Away.

[Chick McGee]

I love that. Love that.

[Josh Arnold]

The crunch. I don't remember, so I must have fast forward Dancing days.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Redone by Stone Temple Pilot.

[Chick McGee]

I love her, Jer Maker.

[Josh Arnold]

Not dire maker.

[Christy Lee]

But.

[Josh Arnold]

But I heard a. I heard this long thing about how it's actually pronounced J. Maker, as in, did you sleep with her? Yeah, Jermaker.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

No quarter.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know, that's a good. Is that Bonzo? Just playing the drum and then the ocean. Yeah. Oh, I like the Ocean.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's see. What. Sorry. You. You. I was fascinating.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. That's why you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's too depressing.

[Josh Arnold]

Physical graffiti has cash.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you skip over the interesting ones and you say.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. It's an unfortunate. All right, well, incredibly sad event. Okay, we don't want to. We don't want to review.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Happy birthday yesterday to Jim Davis, creator of Garfield, friend of the show.

[Chick McGee]

And we didn't do it yesterday because he hates Monday. That's right, Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

See? And you didn't want to wait for it.

[Chick McGee]

No, I. No, I didn't. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

As if he had something to do with what he just said.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

And you didn't want to wait for your.

[Chick McGee]

He knew exactly what everyone's going to say at any given time.

[Josh Arnold]

See? And you didn't want to wait for your.

[Tom Griswold]

Lastly, in 1978, National Lampoon's animal House release, Animal House Laugh Free.

[Chick McGee]

Boy. At the time it was.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it. I still know. I. It's great.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, when we come back, it'll be Danny Hughes, Houston.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Very fine actor. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Calm.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Chick, Josh Arnold's here.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace cosby there. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna check in with Christy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

One, two, one, two. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Christie's over there at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Singles tired of ghosting are now trying a new approach. It's called speed dumping. According to the Wall Street Journal.

[Chick McGee]

Now, this is.

[Josh Arnold]

Like on somebody's porch or.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on, you guys.

[Chick McGee]

When you dump someone, it doesn't have anything to do with a bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's involves a breakup text.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, after a dud first date. But of course, Tom thinks speed dumping.

[Tom Griswold]

The name speed dumping. I figure that's what we do here. We got just a couple minutes, but we got to get back in the air. We need to. Need to learn about speed dumping because.

[Christy Lee]

That'S the only reason he wanted to do it.

[Chick McGee]

Was any more walking down that hallway, we're doomed.

[Christy Lee]

A person informing the other party they're not interested in pursuing a relationship any further after a dud first date.

[Josh Arnold]

This sounds to me like a very mature thing to do.

[Pat Godwin]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm glad that this is way better than ghosting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I. I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

Off the hook.

[Christy Lee]

Let the just said prefer the honesty of a quick and polite.

[Chick McGee]

Although ghosting had is so easy.

[Christy Lee]

Ignoring is an easy way to get by in life, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

So you're. This. This is for someone. You're on an Internet date, and then after it's over, you write them a long letter saying, why not necessarily an Internet.

[Christy Lee]

No, you just go, hey, thanks for the coffee. I'm not interested in pursuing a relationship that would break.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't think you have to do this until the person follows up. I think you're fine with not communicating until they say, hey, I'd love to go out again.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

If you go and meet someone for coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And you don't contact them again. Is that okay?

[Josh Arnold]

And they don't contact me again.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

But that's ghosting, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, this would. That would be a mutual. Just not following up.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm with. I think it sounds like a ghost.

[Josh Arnold]

No ghosting.

[Chick McGee]

She had.

[Josh Arnold]

That person has to contact the other person first. Like, hey, hey, how are you? I sure had a great time. And then nothing. All right.

[Christy Lee]

That would be ghosting rather than me saying, oh, I appreciate the coffee, but this is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you know what? I didn't really. It didn't really. I don't feel like we had a connection, so.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right.

[Pat Godwin]

I got told in a date that she didn't want to go out with.

[Chick McGee]

Me during the date. Yeah. I believe that. I don't want you here right now. How about that?

[Christy Lee]

She told you during.

[Pat Godwin]

She said I was deceptive. She said that picture of me at the Eiffel Tower. I appear like I'm 30. And she says, you're obviously not 30. I said, that's my website and that's my whole career. That. That is me at 30 at the Eiffel Tower.

[Tom Griswold]

You can see the Eiffel Tower being.

[Chick McGee]

Built, and it was 1830.

[Pat Godwin]

Because I'm old.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what. That's what gave it away.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? I think I would have been upset.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait. Hey, we got. We have a Mr. Houston, I think. Danny.

[Danny Houston]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hello.

[Danny Houston]

Good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's great talking to you. If I may fanboy for just a second. When I saw you in the TV series Magic City, I was terrified.

[Danny Houston]

I'm delighted to hear that you were.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the scary. It's one of those things. I didn't know you. And I said, wait a second, who is this guy? And I googled him. Like, Jesus, I am scared.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a similar experience with Mr. Houston after I saw 30 Days of Night, where I believe you play Marlo, probably the most frightening vampire ever put to film, so.

[Danny Houston]

Well, I'm very happy that I've scared.

[Tom Griswold]

Both of you enough. Compliments. Let's talk about the Naked Gun. First of all, all I have seen is the trailer, the previews, and it's hilarious. Tell us about what you're doing in the movie.

[Danny Houston]

Well, I'm. I'm playing a villainous character of sorts, I guess. I have a. A scar on my cheek that travels around my face from time to time. It's fitting into, you know, those archetypes, a couple of which you've already mentioned, but really servicing, you know, a wonderful, silly, you know, rather stupid, but. But very sharply written comedy.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How long did you work on it?

[Danny Houston]

A couple of months. I mean, I. When I. When I read the script, I, you know, laughed out loud, belly laughs. And I've worked with Liam Neeson before, and it didn't take. It took me literally seconds to agree to do it. And we shot over a couple of months in Atlanta.

[Tom Griswold]

And did they take the scar off every day or did you have to leave it on?

[Danny Houston]

I would take it home.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever had to get a really bad haircut for a role and you were kind of embarrassed to go out to dinner?

[Danny Houston]

No, but, you know, I have had these hair extensions sort of clipped into my hair, and, you know, they have a. A tendency of falling out, which can be rather terrifying first thing in the morning when you're. When you see, you know, a mound of hair on the pillow next to you and you're like, what?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I know that you spent a lot of your time in Europe. Are you good at sort of altering your accent? Can you go back to your boyhood accent really easily?

[Danny Houston]

You know, I spent a lot of time growing. I've been all over the world all my life, so I can. A little. Yeah. I mean, it requires a little work, but I can sort of fall into different accents. I kind of have to choose what accent I'm going to use usually when I start a film, because I've got a really weird hybrid. Odd accent.

[Tom Griswold]

Personally, myself. Yeah. Is this the Danny Houston real voice we're getting, the real accent, or are you putting. Putting this on.

[Danny Houston]

Who is Danny Houston? No, currently, I'm not putting it on. It's too early in the morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Danny, we've always heard that when you're filming a comedy like the Naked Gun, that it's actually kind of a serious set because you want to get all the jokes right. You want to hit the timing correctly, and that when you do a serious movie, there's actually a lot more levity when. When somebody yells cut. Did you find that to be the case, making the Naked Gun?

[Danny Houston]

Well, the. A lot of the delivery has to be sort of straight and. And. And, you know, the characters. My character, Liam's character, certainly, we don't really know we're in a comedy, so it's got to be sort of serious delivery. And the challenging part is not cracking up and falling into giggles. So Liam and I, we had basically an agreement that we'd look at each other's foreheads if things got a little too close, wasn't cracking up. And we're friends, so it's kind of like, in a way, you have to, you know, like a teacher would have to sort of separate you, that sort of thing. So it can get. It can become quite challenging, especially when you're trying to be serious.

[Tom Griswold]

We're speaking with the very fine actor Danny Houston, and we've mentioned a couple films that we've seen. You have a rather extensive set of movies you've been in and TV shows, et cetera, et cetera. What type of role do they look for the most from you? Do you get kind of typecast because you're such a kind of scary guy?

[Danny Houston]

I think they. Yes. I think the villainous roles are the ones that usually people gravitate, but I love them. You know, they're characters that you can really chew on. And you mentioned Magic City. You know, Ben diamond, he was a lot of fun. It's great to play into that. I remember there was one scene in Magic City where I shoot a dog because it's barking and I'm on the phone, and people just were so horrified by that. But there's also a joy and kind of doing stuff, which is a little bit maybe pushing the envelope.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you still have to audition for stuff or when you've had a lengthy career such as yours, do they just call you and say, hey, do you want to do it?

[Danny Houston]

Well, thank God. I don't need. I don't need to audition. I think if I would, I would get the job.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I was talking to another actor friend of mine, and he still auditions all the time. And it's usually done by his wife. She'll take her iPhone. There was a time when, I guess, you'd walk into some building and there'd be 20 guys that look just like you, and you'd all be trying the same thing. Now, it's kind of a little home movie trip, Rick. But you're obviously beyond that, so you don't have to suffer through that.

[Danny Houston]

Yeah, no, I'm. Thank God. I'm beyond that. And. And that could be tricky in a relationship to have your wife film your auditions.

[Tom Griswold]

I could hear a woman going, this is not supposed to be a nude scene. Cut that out. We're speaking with the very fine actor Danny Houston. Houston, who scared the hell out of me a few years ago on Magic City. He's been at tons of stuff since you've been all over the world. Here's a quick question. If you could take a summer vacation right now, where would you go?

[Danny Houston]

Oh, wow. You know, I love. I love being at. I love being at home. That's because I travel so much. I just love. I love being at home. But one of my favorite places in the world is Italy. Italy and the Amalfi coast. Mediterranean. The food, the temperature, and, you know, the beauty is just. It's just one of them, you know, That's. That's really where I would go. Yeah. Italy. Italy. The spaghetti and the food and the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I know this seems off topic. I'm just trying to figure out a place to go on my next summer vacation, because I get. I can't go to the beach. I fry. I guess I. I shouldn't be asking Mr. Houston questions about traveling in my life.

[Josh Arnold]

Danny, you're such a great presence on screen. Have you ever done any stage acting?

[Danny Houston]

I've done. I've done a little stage acting in London. In England, the kid stays in the picture at the Royal Court in London. I enjoy it. But there is something that I find which is quite repetitious about it. And if you have two shows in one day, you really do feel a little bit like you're a drunk telling the same story twice.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you pretty good at memorizing your lines?

[Danny Houston]

I have to work hard at it, but I like to have it all down so I don't panic. It's important to me. So a lot of that is preparation and repetition.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, one. One last question. You got to go here. If you were sort of going through the channels, bored one night, and you landed on one of your movies, not to suggest you wouldn't Watch all of them. But is there one you'd always go, wait, I want to see this one again.

[Danny Houston]

You know, I think right now. Right now would be. It would be the Naked Gun. It's just, you know, with all the. With all the horrors around the world and everything that's going on, just to have that sort of moment of levity and also to see it with other people, because there's this. You know, it's where the laughter is contagious. Contagious in the best way. And it's a tonic, and it lifts our spirit. And that's a lot about what entertainment is about, isn't it? To share that experience together.

[Tom Griswold]

Hear, hear.

[Danny Houston]

So, yeah, if I was with a group of people, I would choose the Naked Gun.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent. We can't wait to see it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm. I'm really psyched about it. I was really nervous about Speaking to you, Mr. Houston, because of that. You just scared the hell out of me. Thanks for taking the time to remember the old days of radio. We really appreciate it. And I can't wait to see the movie.

[Danny Houston]

Oh, I can't wait for you to see it. It was good talking to you, and I hope to scare you again in the future.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. I think maybe a sitcom dad who's also a murdering torturer. That'd be great. Thank you, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that was great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And he's just a terrific actor.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

He's one of those guys, when he's on screen, your eye just love it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of those guys, you're watching it and you go, wait a second. And you take your phone out and go, who is this guy?

[Christy Lee]

And you go, oh, my gosh, he's been in this, this, this, and this.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the Aviator bunches.

[Tom Griswold]

And sometimes you get really surprised. Wow. Last that happened to me a couple years ago, I said, who is this actress? And it turns out it was a friend of mine's daughter.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Of course it was.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she's great. She's in. What's the. Olia Garner. Ozark. Yeah, Ozark.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, Danny Houston appearing in the Naked Gun. And I can't wait. It looks great. If you've seen the trailer with the. There's a great.

[Christy Lee]

Anderson and Liam Neeson are now a new couple.

[Tom Griswold]

And the OJ Joke.

[Christy Lee]

That's the rumor.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's. In real life.

[Christy Lee]

That's a rumor. There's inklings.

[Tom Griswold]

Good luck to both. Good luck to both of them. Right now. I want to say good luck to you in the future. The future. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Thanks, guys.

[Pat Godwin]

That'll be coming up in the next.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I think it's important for you all to know that you do work for me, and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we are.

[Tom Griswold]

When it's time to retire, the money's over, kids.

[Pat Godwin]

Please don't retire.

[Chick McGee]

That's how he looks at it. You work for me, not with me.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, technically, you work with me.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no. The horses out of the bar.

[Tom Griswold]

I actually have to work. I have to work with you.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Yeah, you don't have to. You certainly don't have to, but here.

[Tom Griswold]

At the Radio Ranch, we don't have one of those retirement things where we.

[Chick McGee]

We don't.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this is the first time here into this.

[Chick McGee]

I better pay attention.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm in trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll write down your severance pay.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Do I. How do you. Can I make a zero with the Sharpie? The. The larger point here is, is some of us have a future, and it's a future.

[Chick McGee]

Some of us have a future.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a future without a paycheck. This is why you want to get yourself all signed up for something called an annuity. And it sounds kind of like eternity, which is what it is, kind of, in a way, because you're going to be heading for the big eternity.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like eternity, what you're doing right now.

[Tom Griswold]

I am trying to create the concept here, which I'm about to turn into.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Because. Because 61% of Americans over the age of 50 recently surveyed worry about having enough money when they retire.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do.

[Chick McGee]

That's over half.

[Tom Griswold]

And Social Security, assuming it exists in a few years, you don't want to be worrying about this. This is where the Silac Insurance Company comes in. Your parents might have had that retirement thing going on from the boss with the gold watch. Not anymore. An annuity is the way to go with the Silac Insurance, recognized worldwide as the experts in the world of annuities. So you'll elect to get payments on a regular basis by setting up a annuity with Silex, so restrictions apply. Find out if you qualify by heading to silacins.com. that's S I L A C-I N S dot com, that's Silac Insurance. The Silac Insurance Company. Once again, there's a [e-mail] so you can get yourself all signed up and be happy. And once again, it's S I L A C I N S dot com. The Silac Insurance Company. Coming up, we're going to talk with another actor. He's friend of the show, Drew Powell. We are in the Oreilla Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee. Hey, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta stop at O'Reilly today.

[Chick McGee]

All right. What are you getting? Windshield wipers. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You get that, that little, little teeny chunk out of one of the wiper blades.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know who invented attaching windshield wiper blades the way they do, but it is really intriguing.

[Tom Griswold]

Genius.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it's really amazing.

[Christy Lee]

They get that big streak right in front of your eye. It always happens right in front of your eye, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, do we have our. Okay, we're. I was stalling for a second there. We're joined. Oh, he's on the big screen over there. Hey, it's. It's actor Drew Powell. Are you home?

[Chick McGee]

I'm home.

[Drew Powell]

I'm here. It's bright and early. I only get up early for you guys and golf.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Drew Powell]

And I don't really like getting up early for golf. So just you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Only. Only a few more holes in golf than in this room. What's that behind you, Drew? Is that artwork of yours?

[Drew Powell]

That is artwork, not of mine, but it's kind of representative of when we lived in New York. It kind of looks like the view from our apartment in New York. And my father in law got it for us, who is not the art critic, but he came up good on that one. And this one is from my wife.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not of him.

[Drew Powell]

I've got some finger paints inside that. You know.

[Tom Griswold]

Drew Powell is another fine actor. We just got off the phone with Danny Houston.

[Drew Powell]

Oh, he's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't he great? He's so scary. I was telling him he terrified me when every time I see him, he's. He's a great bad guy.

[Drew Powell]

Yes. He was great in the Proposition. Did you ever see that film? Australian film?

[Josh Arnold]

That is a great. He is. And that's a great movie.

[Drew Powell]

It is a great movie. Yeah, he's fantastic in that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Nick Cage, I hope he retires soon so I can start taking his job.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you like to play more villains in your career? I know you just had a lot of villains.

[Drew Powell]

I was thinking the other day, there's a show that's just out on Netflix called. It's, you know, re. Released on Netflix.

[Chick McGee]

It's High Town.

[Drew Powell]

Yes, of course.

[Chick McGee]

You know, and Jackass here, the biggest bastard you've ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second.

[Pat Godwin]

You're a bastard in the.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And it ru. It ruins it for me because I know he's not a bastard. And there he is, trying to act tough. Yeah. Oh, it was. Now the first time you hang up on that poor girl, I'm like, oh, Drew, come on, man.

[Drew Powell]

I gotta be careful when I tell this story. But it's the one and only time in my career. I don't know if you remember the first time you see me in that show. Y. I'm in my truck, and, you know, I'm having an intimate relation with this girl.

[Chick McGee]

Y.

[Drew Powell]

And we're shooting the scene, and there's a little walkie talkie in this.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Drew Powell]

The cab next to me and that. We shoot one, and then over the walkie talkie, the drag says, okay, Drew, that's great. Can we do one with a little less grunting?

[Chick McGee]

That's how I do it. In your defense, I. I like what they came up with. So. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We're speaking with actor Drew Powell, and you mentioned the pit, which is.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you're so good in that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. That's a terrific. I'd never in my life watched any of these medical dramas for more than a couple of minutes.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was told, watch the Pit. And you. If you. By the title, I thought, is it some kind of pit in the Pendulum thing? Is it some scary.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you would.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you wouldn't think, oh, the Pit. Of course. It's about an emergency room in Pittsburgh. No, I understand why they call it that.

[Chick McGee]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

If you haven't seen it, it's. It's sort of a day in the life of a. Of a. Of an er and it's really good. And I guess they have onset physicians all the time trying to get it as correct as they can.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

We should point out you do not portray a physician.

[Drew Powell]

I do not. No, I do not. I portray. But you know, what's interesting is. Is without giving too much away for people that haven't seen it, you know, I play someone that's stuck in a waiting room, and I feel like that's something we can all relate to.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

So you were telling me when you were filming that they didn't let you have cell phones.

[Drew Powell]

That's right. No, no cell phones, no sides. You know, sides are the pages of the. Of that, you know, of your lines that, you know, for that day of those scenes. So you had to come in like, this is John Wells who's done, you know, the West Wing and ER and, you know, so many, you know, so many hits. And he has a certain way that he does stuff and. And that's, you know, one of the things that I actually respect the heck out of it. It makes you really come prepared. But I did have a on set cell phone that they, you know, a prop cell phone. And so what I did was I could free. I could get one, like one chapter on the ibooks. So I read one chapter of about 30 books. I had so much time, but they were so cheap, they wouldn't let me buy the whole dang book. So, yeah. Did they read one chapter of a bunch of great books?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have to sit around for a long time?

[Drew Powell]

Oh, yeah, because that camera's always moving. As a matter of fact, the crew have to wear scrubs to work because there's a good possibility that they could get caught in the shot. So everyone, you can't tell who's, you know, an extra, who's an actor, who's a crew member. It's. It's because everything is shot handheld and so they. They could turn at any moment and catch you. So that means that when you're in the waiting room, you're in the waiting room. Now. There was an episode that I was one. A couple episodes. I wasn't in one. I had to go to Italy, and so they kind of wrote me out for that episode. So I was. I guess I was in the bathroom for that hour. But. But yeah, it's. It's incredible. It's kind of a paradigm shifting show, really. It's. It's a new way to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. Are you working on something right now?

[Drew Powell]

I'm about to.

[Chick McGee]

Tomorrow.

[Drew Powell]

Well, today I'm gonna do what they call adr, which is where you do the.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Drew Powell]

The audio that they didn't get originally on a show called called Criminal, which is also very cool, I think you guys will like. It's coming out on Amazon. I'm not sure when, but it's based on a graphic novel and I play it. Guess what? I play a real jerk in that one too. I'm starting to get Typecast. And then on Wednesday, I start Recording. The thing that I auditioned for in your, in your studio. The. It's an animated Twilight for Netflix, and I did the audition in your studio with your people helping me, and, and I got the job. So I don't know if that means I have to give you 10%, Tom, or how that works, but you're not getting it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very funny.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever you think.

[Tom Griswold]

We agreed on 40 the. So this isn't a cartoon version of Twilight.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah, well, I think it's called Animated Tom. It's not a cartoon. It's a very serious.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, it's. Is it like the Pixar style or is it.

[Drew Powell]

No, no, I, I, I know very little about this, which is so funny. This happens all the time. You get a job and, and then they don't tell you anything because everything's on lockdown. I remember I, I got a job on Grey's Anatomy, and I had auditioned for a guy who was blinded, and I had this whole thing. And I show up to the, to the makeup place where they're like, oh, they're going to set you up for your ailment. And I'm like, listen, I got a weird thing about my eyes is like, I, no, it's your hand. Your hand got run over by a garbage truck. I'm like, what? He's like, no, that was just sides for the, for the, for the audition. So that stuff happens all the time where they don't. I'll be the last to know. But my understanding is it's, it's from, you know, the author, Stephanie Meyer. Thank you. Thank you, Josh. Always in coming in Clutch. And it's the book, like, it's, you know, based on the books. And I play Edward Cullen.

[Chick McGee]

Who.

[Drew Powell]

Or. No, not Cullen. Not Edward Cullen is the main guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I was gonna say.

[Drew Powell]

I play the. Bella's dad, whatever his name is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So what kind of voice do they want for that?

[Drew Powell]

That's a good question. A lot like this.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't been working on anything now. Bella, cut that out.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't see, I didn't see Twilight. Are these American English voices or are they English? English.

[Christy Lee]

Twilight was set in upstate, like, Washington, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't see it. Okay. I thought.

[Drew Powell]

I didn't see it either. Oh, yeah, I haven't seen it. I didn't want to see it because I don't want to see. There's an actor that played it, this character in the, in the movie, and I didn't want to do anything like him, so I haven't seen it yet, but whatever Christie says, I'm sure is absolutely correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Are those pretty?

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of somber. And this movie, Vampires.

[Drew Powell]

Very brooding. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I kind of like that kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Teen angst, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I like kind of a. More of a. Of a sitcom.

[Pat Godwin]

Dra.

[Drew Powell]

Well, I think that would be funny. Yeah, I do. I, I do. I think. Have you ever considered doing a sitcom version of the Bob and Tom Show?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's funny.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Who, who, who, who would, who would you want to play? Chick McGee?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'd want Drew to play me. Absolutely. Yes. Yeah. Why not? There you go.

[Drew Powell]

I'm in there.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding?

[Drew Powell]

I've already got the shoes.

[Chick McGee]

Because. Yeah, that's right. And if Tom has anything to do with it, it will never be produced. So you just keep looking at it and rewriting it and looking at it and rewriting it, and there you go. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Drew Powell, actor. And you're currently featured on the Pit.

[Drew Powell]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And then what is it now? High. What is it?

[Drew Powell]

Oh, High Town.

[Tom Griswold]

High Town.

[Chick McGee]

It's on Netflix right now. It was on stars on Netflix? Yeah.

[Drew Powell]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Is it about marijuana?

[Chick McGee]

It's about. It's about six episodes long. No, it's what seaport is it?

[Drew Powell]

Hey, no, it's Provincetown.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Drew Powell]

In Rhode Island.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right, right. And the p. Town is what they call. Call it in the series. And there's a lady who has a alcohol and drug problem, but she's a great cop. And Drew is a jerk.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah, I'm a grunting jerk.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is the aforementioned grunting aboard the truck.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Drew Powell]

Exactly. That's the one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And I will note, Drew is doing a very special project coming up in October that involves a live in person Drew and singing and yours truly.

[Chick McGee]

Is that correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I'm helping out. I'm helping out a little bit. And we're hoping to have you come in and do a tune or two. Absolutely. Singing. You sang for us last year once, so you know you're a good singer and you were a high school. Now, I asked this question of Mr. Danny Houston about 20 minutes ago. Ask. Good of you. If by chance you're going through the channels and you land on one of your movies or TV shows.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one do you kind of go, I'm going to watch this for a minute. In other words, which one is one of your best?

[Drew Powell]

Oh, that's a good question. You know, I, I, I. Maybe because I enjoyed the experience so much. But. But Gotham is one that is, you know, because when I'm watching it and I'm remembering all the crazy stuff that we did. So that would be one that would be hard to pass by. The other one, which is a little. A little more dark, but was also like a formative experience, was Straw Dogs, which is a movie that pops up from time to time. It's a remake of the Sam Peckinpah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dustin. Dustin Hoffman movie.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah, exactly. So this one had James Marsden, Alex Skarsgard, Kate Bosworth, and crazy James Wood. Yeah, I got a lot of crazy stories from that one. We shot it in Shreveport, Louisiana, and it was just a full on experience. And that was my first kind of big feature film. And so that was. I learned a lot from that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Was that Rod Laurie?

[Drew Powell]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, he doesn't make enough movies. That guy's a great.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah, I'm gonna tell him you said that. He'll appreciate that. He's got a new one coming out with Scott Eastwood that I went and saw a preview of. It's. It's really good. Set in World War II.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Drew Powell]

So, yeah, you'll have to check that one out. And his wife has a book coming out that's out right now. So that. Yeah, people are making stuff all the time. It's. It's. It's nice to be in the creative world. Same with you. And I gotta say, Tom, you know, I know we give you a hard time, but this show that we're doing October 4th, check it out. All on my social. It's at the Hotel Carmichael. An evening of songs and stories with Drew Powell, hosted by Tom Griswold.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Drew Powell]

We've said for years, when I come in there, you're like, ah, you should do a show. And then we're doing it, and you really inspired it. So I got to give you a lot of credit for pushing me out of my comfort zone to get out and do this live show. I'm really excited about it.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta have a question for Drew. Do you have any idea what you've just done?

[Pat Godwin]

Drew, what do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna make Drew feel the hell. I'm gonna make Drew feel better now.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm assuming you're filming something I don't know, about 2003 ish, based on the beard.

[Chick McGee]

What? Oh, it's. Oh, there's.

[Tom Griswold]

I said I thought it was fading out at the sideburns. No, it's. It's there. Okay. I thought it was kind of a goatee.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Drew Powell]

Although we have been watching Breaking Bad. My son, who's 14, he's now old enough to watch all these shows. So we are almost through the series that has been our summer. You guys watch that show?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, gosh. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's in my five of all time.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Drew Powell]

Oh, absolutely. So stressful. And it's so funny because Brian, you know, he was like a mentor for me on. In comedy. Because Malcolm in the Middle.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Drew Powell]

That was the other thing. I don't think I've talked about that. We. I went back, we did a sequel to Malcolm in the Middle, which that comes out sometime. They haven't said, but sometime, I think the end of this year on Disney Plus. And it was so cool to go back 25 years later to see all these people and do the show again. It was. It was actually emotional. Like, I saw Brian and Jane and everybody's crying and it was like. It was so special. But, man, they picked up right where they left off. I don't know if you guys caught Malcolm in the Middle.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

It was great.

[Drew Powell]

Oh, my gosh. And. And the sequel. They've done a four episode sequel. 25 years on, they're celebrating how and Lois's like, 40th wedding anniversary, and it's. It's great. So that was. That was fantastic. But then you see Brian as Walter White and you're like, wait, that's how I know.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you get that party so crazy as Malcolm in the Middle Dad.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Drew Powell]

He's done a lot of stuff in his underwear, I realize. A lot of underwear in Malcolm and a lot of underwear and Breaking Bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. You just got up. Are you fully clothed or are you just doing this in underwear and a T shirt?

[Drew Powell]

That's a valid question. I did decide to put shorts on, but I have my slippers. I got the slippers on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, those are nice. Okay, well, thank you, Drew. We'll look forward to seeing you soon.

[Drew Powell]

I can't wait to do this show. Go get tickets.

[Chick McGee]

Come. We're gonna be there.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll plug it for you.

[Drew Powell]

Let's go.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

See you, man.

[Tom Griswold]

It's gonna be fun. Actor Drew Powell. A bunch of great questions from you guys. Thank you very much. Now. Oh, I know what I got to do here. I want to say I. Quite literally, during that.

[Chick McGee]

Interview.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I. Interlude. I can't show. I drank it already.

[Christy Lee]

Drank what?

[Chick McGee]

Something from Java House.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And it's this Liquid science.

[Chick McGee]

The orange flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is great. And I Had one from the other room in here so I could show it, but I drank it. Drank it. So. Thank you. Java House. That was really good. They've got hydration drinks. They've got all kinds of stuff. I guess I should probably start talking about coffee. Coffee. Ergo the name Java House. If your office coffee is letting you down and the whole process in your green room.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what's troubling you, Bunky?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Your canteen. What do you call it? The office coffee place.

[Chick McGee]

Break room.

[Tom Griswold]

The break room. There we go. That's. That's much more normal.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

We call here. We call it the green room.

[Christy Lee]

Because it's green.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. With Java House, it's peel and pour. So you take one of the. Oh, here's one of the.

[Christy Lee]

I have one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this is the orange.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. I just. I came in here with a glass of water.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Just talk about it.

[Chick McGee]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

I am talking.

[Josh Arnold]

You're talking about having it.

[Tom Griswold]

You just. You just smell pizza and want me to quit.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you can heal poor. You can have Java House. You might have Java House come and fix up your break room for you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. There's a special contest going on right now. A chance to win Java House coffee for your office. For an entire year, you had one.

[Josh Arnold]

In here, but now you don't have one in here because you don't. What are we going to do?

[Tom Griswold]

We have more elsewhere. We can't enter. It's go to bob and tom.com contest.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know how you're talking about. You're not holding one. This is a hard job when you. If you're not actually holding one, you can't really describe it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I've got something. I've got something. I've got something for you to hold, but you're only. You're only going to need your finger.

[Christy Lee]

We love Java House. Try it for yourselves.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't need a machine. You just take it. You peel, you pour it for coffee, tea, hydration drinks, energy drink drinks. I know why you're mad, Josh. Yes. We've seen you drink all the cocoa. It's all available. Java House, the official coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

Funnier and funnier.

[Tom Griswold]

The official refreshments of the Bob and Tom. So I told them not to get this room smelling like pizza when we're trying to get out of here. Coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Laughing so hard. I'm dizzy. Okay. I'm honest. Mostly dizzy.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. Which story do you want to hear? The dangers of swimming pools.

[Christy Lee]

No, we're gonna do the egg story. We've been promoting it all.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. The exit story is what I'd like to hear.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, can we do the egg story if we don't actually have eggs here at our desk?

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes a chicken, a hand. We'll have a. Yeah, it's an egg shoe radio show. I do have an interesting story.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got the story about talking dicks. And we got one here. Wait a minute. We got several. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone must be selling just fine.

[Pat Godwin]

Just fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I can't do everything.

[Pat Godwin]

Just go ahead and find out.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to give.

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to give. He doesn't see anything wrong with just what he did. I'm trying. Nothing wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

National broadcaster Pat Godwin. Out.

[Chick McGee]

Christy. Pat Godwin. Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

If you.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Broke your kid of the door dash habit. Oh, you could be living in a much nicer apartment.

[Chick McGee]

True.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, true.

[Tom Griswold]

What. What do you think your monthly door dash bill is?

[Pat Godwin]

You know, he likes the Italian. He like, likes the fact that it's. It gives him independence.

[Josh Arnold]

He.

[Pat Godwin]

I have to go to bed very early. He stays up a little bit later. And if he's hungry, I allow him to do that.

[Christy Lee]

Pat, you just said every single night he door dashes.

[Pat Godwin]

He pretty much just every single night again.

[Tom Griswold]

You could have a much nicer apartment.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I'm just flabbergasted by that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that's one of my favorite ones.

[Christy Lee]

It's called.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, I don't know what that word means.

[Tom Griswold]

They like the word flabbergasted.

[Josh Arnold]

Very much so.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very good use of the word, Christie. Now, you've got a couple quick news stories over there.

[Chick McGee]

Or at least one.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers from the University of South Australia are giving the green light to eating eggs again. Eggs have long had a bad rap for their assumed role in cardiovascular disease. However, they have found that they examined the independent effects of dietary cholesterol as well as saturated fat fat on LDL cholesterol. That's the bad kind. And discovered eating two eggs a day can actually reduce the bad cholesterol level and lower your risk of heart disease.

[Tom Griswold]

So does this mean that the industry of egg whites only is on the way out?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty Much.

[Christy Lee]

So when it comes to a cooked breakfast, it's not the eggs you need to worry about. It's the extra servings of bacon or the side of sausage that's more likely to impact your heart. Health.

[Chick McGee]

Health.

[Christy Lee]

According to lead researcher John Buckley.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm confused. How can it go from this is bad to all of a sudden it enhances?

[Josh Arnold]

There was. There was actually propaganda put out. It was negative propaganda mostly foisted on the American public by the sugar industry.

[Chick McGee]

But is this propaganda? This is propaganda as well.

[Josh Arnold]

So a true skeptic might go, well, wait a second. How. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Who's the truth?

[Josh Arnold]

Who's funding this?

[Tom Griswold]

And your philosophy is let the eggs hatch and grow into chickens and you can eat them that way?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. If it's not fried in a bucket.

[Pat Godwin]

You got the stretch.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want it.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

All buckets of food is my platform. If it's. Because here's the deal. If it's served in something other than a bucket, the portion is too small. You see what I'm saying?

[Pat Godwin]

I do see what you're saying.

[Josh Arnold]

If you try to hand me a plate, I frisbee it into the street.

[Chick McGee]

So wait a minute.

[Drew Powell]

So we could go.

[Chick McGee]

We could go bucket.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we could go and. Isn't it Buckets o food.

[Chick McGee]

Give me.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome to Buckets o Food.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jesus. Whatever you're taking, take it again tomorrow, please.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you're hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I found something interesting when I was in Colorado.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you didn't last weekend. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

A Denver omelette. Eggs and marijuana.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the new Denver.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. A whole new thing. Because in the cannabis regulations. Well, thank you so much.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be back tomorrow. Well, some of us.

[Josh Arnold]

Eggs are good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they are. Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Incredible. Edible eggs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Now I have gone. I've started adding egg whites to my eggs so it's just a little extra protein without as much fat. So I have two eggs and then I'll throw in some extra egg whites.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's whiter, like my life.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

These are things I gentrify my ass.

[Chick McGee]

Break.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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