The BOB & TOM Show - July 29, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – July 29, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show stays true to its trademark blend of comedy, lighthearted news, listener banter, and sports talk, diving into everything from nostalgic stores and sports updates to squirrel tales, unconventional parenting, and pop culture. Notably, the energy stays playful and irreverent throughout, with plenty of opportunities for the cast to riff on each other's stories, share personal anecdotes, and engage with emails from listeners. Highlights include in-depth sports commentary with special guest Joe Theisman, recurring running jokes, lively debates over wedding ring traditions, and a nostalgic trip through now-defunct retail stores.

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Main Cast and Special Guests

• Chick McGee: Sports, co-host
• Christy Lee: News, co-host
• Josh Arnold: Comedy, banter, mascots
• Jeff Oskay: "Weekend update," jokes, listener emails
• Pat Godwin: Songs, production, jokes
• Ace Cosby: Background banter, jokes
• Greg Warren: The Warren Report, guest (pickleball segment)
• Joe Theisman: Special sports guest (NFL updates)

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Key Segments and Timestamps

Opening Banter & Comedy Songs

• 00:30 – 03:10: The show kicks off with comedic "Dear Penthouse" parody letters, mixing in sexual humor, sports nostalgia, and riffing about magazines ("Remember those?" – Chick McGee, 03:10).
• Listener Email Shoutouts: Chick shares a heartwarming email from a lifelong fan who met him as a child, sparking jokes about being nice to kids in public.

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Sports & NFL Preseason Talk

• 04:42 – 05:14: Christy Lee introduces sports updates. The cast discusses the upcoming NFL preseason, teasing an interview with Joe Theisman.
• 06:11 – 06:22: Announcement of Aaron Rodgers’ retirement after this season.
• Discussion on athlete jewelry: Wedding rings and ring traditions for male athletes, sparking debates and jokes about what men should wear.

Notable Quote

"A gentleman only wears one piece of jewelry. That’s a watch." — Chick McGee (06:54)

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Lifestyle & Relationships Riffs

• 07:59 – 09:44: Conversation veers into discussions of wedding rings, engagement ring shopping, and man-made diamonds, riffing on traditions and modern trends.
• Co-Host Anecdotes: Christy Lee shares her experience with a vintage/“heirloom” engagement ring and a proposal that took place in a car.

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News Highlights

• 09:43 – 12:12: Van Halen in the news—David Lee Roth & Alex Van Halen’s upcoming TED Talk and band gossip. KFC auction of Colonel Sanders memorabilia; jokes ensue about buying the Colonel’s bow tie.

National Chicken Wing Day

• 12:12 – 13:45: "Bones in or out?" debate; Josh’s mastery of eating flats in one pull praised.

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Listener Emails & Wildlife Antics

• 14:46 – 18:24: Josh’s old pet tarantula sparks talk of the Colorado tarantula migration. The team debates spider and squirrel encounters, including listener emails about painful squirrel bites.

• Squirrel Eating Tactics

“Can you eat squirrel? Of course.” — Christy Lee (19:49)

• Pet Squirrel Tales
  • Pet squirrels, feeding strategies, and running battles against squirrels stealing bird seed result in comedic storytelling.

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Comedy, Movies & Pop Culture

• 22:29 – 25:16: Banter about animated movies (Ice Age, Minions), famous voice actors, and ongoing series. Pat Godwin mentions his brother as the voice of the “traffic vulture” in the Ice Age franchise.

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Nostalgia: Defunct Stores and Products

• 49:50 – 54:13: The cast explores results from a survey of the most-missed defunct stores (Radio Shack, Woolworth, Blockbuster, Borders, etc.).

Notable Quotes:

“You didn’t know I was Blockbuster smart.” — Josh Arnold (54:00)

• Extra reminiscing about toys, video rentals, blue light specials at Kmart, and mail-order catalogs.

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Parenting & DoorDash Debate

• 75:00 – 80:26: Pat shares his struggle with his son’s late-night DoorDash habits, leading to arguments about money, personal responsibility, and the need for a summer job.

Notable Exchange:

“Take the DoorDash away.” — Christy Lee (77:11) “He needs a job.” — Christy Lee (79:47)

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Greg Warren’s “Warren Report”: Pickleball

• 96:00 – 108:20: Greg Warren delivers an informative, funny segment on the origins and quirks of pickleball, including sport history and naming myths.

Notable Quote:

“Working for an elevator company had its ups and downs.” — Chick McGee (95:49)

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Special Guest: Joe Theisman on NFL Season

• 136:07 – 148:47: In-depth phone interview, covering:
  • Notre Dame’s upcoming season and team culture
  • Rams’ prospects with rumored Aaron Donald comeback
  • NFL injuries, quarterback updates (Mahomes, Burrow, Rodgers, etc.)
  • New NFL stadiums and fan experiences
  • Joe’s personal off-season, motivational speaking, and home projects

Notable Quote:

“Calm seas are not bad to sail a ship in.” — Joe Theisman (141:12)

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Weird News, Science, and Animal Stories

• 151:22 – 157:10: Frauds in Italy (fake ancient amphitheater), real tomb discoveries in Egypt, and bonobo sexual behaviors compared to sports-team huddles.

• Python Smuggling

“She reportedly told officers she’d found the snake at a hotel in Amsterdam.” — Christy Lee (157:41)

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Oddities and Trivia

• 156:01 – 157:18: Debate over cartoon apes (Grape Ape vs. Rape Ape) and “fishhooking” in great ape behavior.
• 159:05 – 160:11: Health alert: Squishy fidget toys exploding if left in hot cars; warning to parents (“if you have to be reminded... maybe sell your kids.”)

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Today in History (Lighthearted Overview)

• 116:47 – 124:42: Notable historic events, birthdays, and the obligatory jokes about Vincent Van Gogh's “apparent self-inflicted gunshot,” royal weddings, the Beatles, and Ken Burns documentaries.
• 125:02 – 126:46: Roller coaster records at Six Flags, Josh Arnold’s mascot past (Foghorn Leghorn), class hierarchy among theme park workers.

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Running Jokes & Recurrent Themes

• Male wedding rings: Ongoing debate over whether/why men should wear rings.
• Defunct stores: “What store do you miss most?” – Multiple references, especially to Blockbuster and Kmart.
• Bizarre animal tales: Squirrel bites, pet tarantulas, and snakes smuggled in bras.
• Parenting in modern times: Challenges with food delivery apps, child labor laws, and inventive solutions for hungry teens.
• Pickleball explosion: Satirical take on America's obsession with this fast-growing sport.

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Notable Memorable Moments

• Chick’s “Dear Penthouse” Parody (00:30)
• Squirrel Web Viral Video Mention (21:17)
• One-Pull Chicken Wing Brag (12:45)
• Greg Warren’s Area Code–Based Pickleball Distraction Gag (112:22)
• Pat Godwin’s candid parenting confessions (75:07, 85:36)

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Conclusion

This episode delivers a full-spectrum BOB & TOM experience, blending irreverent comedy, quirky news, wry nostalgia, sports expertise, and fan interaction. The inclusion of guest experts (Joe Theisman, Greg Warren) enhances the show’s depth without sacrificing playfulness or tempo. Whether riffing on sports scandals, debating the best Taco Bell flavor, or recalling Blockbuster video late fees, the cast’s banter keeps things engaging, fast-moving, and perfectly offbeat.

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Recommended Listening Segments

• Big NFL Updates with Joe Theisman (136:07–148:47)
• Nostalgic stores & Blockbuster video tales (49:50–54:13)
• Pickleball deep dive: The Warren Report (96:00–108:20)
• Parenting & DoorDash discussion (75:00–80:26)
• Wildlife, tarantula migration, and animals in the news (15:02–21:41)

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In the Cast’s Own Words

"You get to a certain age where you just want to sit and watch the birds eat."

— Chick McGee (21:49)

"Calm seas are not bad to sail a ship in."

— Joe Theisman (141:12)

"Working for an elevator company had its ups and downs."

— Chick McGee (95:49)

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Overall Tone: Playful, irreverent, fast-paced, and heavy on comedic banter. If you want laughs with your news and sports, this episode delivers in true BOB & TOM fashion.

Transcript

[Josh Arnold]

Choice hotels get you more of what you value.

[Chick McGee]

Comfort Inn.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's calling your name.

[Josh Arnold]

Save on the stay. Oh, and free waffles are yours to claim.

[Jeff Oskay]

Book [e-mail].

[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show. Dear Penthouse, I'm a freshman at a small Midwestern university and I never thought something like this could happen to me. When my teacher with the dynamite asked me to stay after and she started to undress, I can't forget the statement she made. If you drop your pants, I'll raise your grade.

[Joe Theisman]

Dear Bank House,

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm a seaman first

[Chick McGee]

class at an overseas naval base. It's been seven long months since I've seen a woman's face. When I saw your recent issue, I took a box of Kleenex tissue and I locked the barracks door. Thanks to you, I've gotten a grip. Please excuse my jerky penmanship. I've read every issue since 1974. The first two years behind the bathroom

[Jeff Oskay]

door

[Chick McGee]

I poured through every penthouse I could find, even though my mom said I go blind. Dear Pen, Doing sports on the radio has always been my job. I've never wanted a man until I noticed Bob. When we're close, I start to perspire. His little bun set my loins on fire. And I dream about the day he'll say, chick, let's get undressed. Name an address withheld upon request. Hey there. Dear Penthouse. There you go. Magazines. Remember those?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Greg Warren]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Hello. Hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, check Pat off the DL. He's all ready to roll. Played a couple songs yesterday.

[Pat Godwin]

Felt good.

[Chick McGee]

Felt real good.

[Pat Godwin]

He said, didn't sound good. Felt good.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Sounded great. Got three in the quiver today.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. And here. That's right. That was for the. Dear Penthouse. Was for Tyler. Dear Bob and Tom Show. I absolutely love you guys. I even remember meeting the chick McGee at an Indianapolis ice game with the Electric Amish when I was seven years old. I'm. I'm not old. You're old. How about that? And he just loves the song. Dear Penthouse, whatever you guys are doing, keep doing it. I'm forever a fan. Well, thank you, Tyler. I appreciate that. We all appreciate.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm glad to hear you were nice to a seven year old.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I was. Out in public. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's hit or miss.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes it is hit or miss. Were you a 7 year old and I told you to get off my stage or something?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe that could have, I could have happened.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, that could have definitely happened. So we've got news and sports coming up and we've got emails from our listeners around the world. And also today, Greg Warren will be checking in. Yay with the Warren Report.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm supposed to say boo.

[Chick McGee]

And we are eight days away from the beginning of the NFL season preseason. We'll be talking with Joe Theisman number seven later on this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Have you talked to him this summer? Do you know what he's up to?

[Chick McGee]

I have not talked to him.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's fun.

[Chick McGee]

He normally, I normally wish him a happy birthday and then he wishes me a happy birthday. I don't think friendship is stretching it. I don't, I mean, he's aware he

[Christy Lee]

would call you his friend.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And we went to a game with him one time that was kind of fun. Yeah. So there you go.

[Christy Lee]

That's, that's a friend. This came up in his car, didn't he?

[Chick McGee]

He did. He did, yeah. Yeah. And he put in a Mr. Obvious CD. It was the weirdest thing of my life. Whoa. I didn't tell him that I spent some Sunday afternoons cussing him for throwing interceptions. I did not tell him that.

[Josh Arnold]

He should know.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, yeah, he, he knows. What he feels it. He doesn't play well. He knows.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And speaking of not playing well, this came out yesterday. San Francisco 49ers head coach Kyle Shanahan, I like to call him the petulant child, is taking the blame for that car crash that left him with a concussion and other injuries. He said he took his eyes off the road to reach for his fallen cell phone and he hit another vehicle. Shanahan crash into a 21 year old woman driving in the other direction in Palo Alto on July 14th. Those 21 year olds run into me and wreck my life.

[Joe Theisman]

There.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. And Aaron Rodgers has made it official. He is retiring. This is his last season. Oh, there's no doubt about it. He said this season will be his last.

[Christy Lee]

Is he still married? Did he ever, I don't identify who he married.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I don't know when he got married. I don't know if he's still married. I, I, he has one of those black rubber rings, wedding rings, whatever you call those. Have you seen these?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen these? Have you done, they're like neoprene or something. And the Athletes wear them, I guess because there's less. They can't get fingers.

[Christy Lee]

They don't have to get their fingers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Cut off, if that's all right. Ring causes a problem. Do you have a. You don't wear any rings, do you?

[Chick McGee]

I don't wear any rings. A gentleman only wears one piece of jewelry. That's a watch.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I've always heard that. I don't know if it's true or not.

[Christy Lee]

We gotta wear a wedding ring.

[Chick McGee]

I can't. Oh, men don't wear wedding rings. Back me up on this fellow. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's the new thing.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Even Tom is wearing a wedding ring.

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't know the new thing.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

I guarantee you he's lost it since the last time we saw it. Absolutely. Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Would you wear a wedding ring, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

You wouldn't?

[Chick McGee]

Honest to gosh. Did your dad wear a wedding ring?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't. I don't want any rings on, but I'll keep it on me if I have to or something, but I won't wear it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Would you expect the woman to wear hers?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't care if she does or not. As far as I'm concerned, I can get married with no rings.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I bet she doesn't feel that way.

[Chick McGee]

I keep asking this.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't matter to me.

[Chick McGee]

And nobody knows the reason why. It's what, two months salary or three months salary or something?

[Christy Lee]

An ad campaign?

[Chick McGee]

Is that. Is that under the bridge? We don't have to do that.

[Christy Lee]

I think you do whatever your heart desires.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And now with Man Made Diamonds, you know, it's. Oh, yeah, boy, I had that conversation yesterday with someone.

[Chick McGee]

You're sitting around talking about diamonds.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, because man made.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the man made. Her daughter might be getting engaged and they were looking at rings and they went to a store and that's all they had. And she was not happy about it because she wants a real one and. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Does the intended know that she's thinking about getting married?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they were together.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, the couple was together looking at rings.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder. What? Which came first looking for rings or him asking her to marry him?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know that he's asked her yet. I think they're just. They're looking at rings.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. Well, that. That seems kind of like a shotgun engagement.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to have the right ring to ask with, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what I would think. Don't you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't Know I never did that. I never looked before. Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you got. You got a nice one, though. Didn't. That's an heirloom, isn't it? Or something?

[Christy Lee]

I have a vintage one. Yeah. I didn't wear it today.

[Chick McGee]

Tony. Tony gave to you or what?

[Christy Lee]

Andy.

[Joe Theisman]

Andy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you've had. Did Andy get down on one knee?

[Christy Lee]

No, we were in the car.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, in the car.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's a long story.

[Jeff Oskay]

Front seat or back?

[Christy Lee]

Front.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we're not. We're above the back seat now.

[Chick McGee]

That would be so cool.

[Christy Lee]

We have a house.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff, if you were in the backseat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, look at you.

[Chick McGee]

If you were in the backseat and he asked you to marry you. He doesn't mean it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just.

[Chick McGee]

It's the throes of passion.

[Christy Lee]

It's that Meatloaf song, right?

[Chick McGee]

Let me sleep on it, baby, baby, let me sleep on it I'll give you an answer in the morning and I know right now that is how it goes. That's exactly right. Christy, what's going. What's coming up on the. At the news desk?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have Van Halen in the news. Apparently, David Lee Roth and Alex are gonna do a TED Talk.

[Chick McGee]

David Lee Roth. And both Alex came out and said they are each other's best friends, but

[Christy Lee]

they haven't been seen in public together since 2015 from their last show.

[Josh Arnold]

So that's.

[Chick McGee]

Who's keeping track. Who's keeping track of that? The Van Halen.

[Christy Lee]

You know who's keeping track of that? The people who are promoting this TED Talk.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because they want everybody to watch it. All right, that's what I would think.

[Chick McGee]

If you were given a TED Talk, what would you give it on, Christy? Maybe. Maybe. Real Diamonds versus Man.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no. I'm a real diamond girl. We all know that. Steven Singer, we love you, boy. That's a good question. Maybe real estate. Because that's what I love, real estate.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

Even though I'm not a professional, I'm

[Chick McGee]

not an expert enough in anything give it to you.

[Christy Lee]

You're an expert on broadcasting. You can do a nice dead talk on.

[Chick McGee]

That's frightening. I could teach broadcasting in this state.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you could.

[Chick McGee]

That's not desirable, I wouldn't think.

[Christy Lee]

I thought about that.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Me and you, you wanted two of us to teach high school radio.

[Chick McGee]

We'll split it. Yeah, make them do really weird stuff. Nothing but tongue twisters the first six weeks. How about that?

[Christy Lee]

You know, my television teacher got caught taking pictures Of.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I bet. I bet those were high, highly rated programs. He was putting them, but not there. That's.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm sorry I brought that up.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting. All right, any other news items?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we have KFC in the news today. If you're a fan of Colonel Sanders, you might want to check this out. There's an auction. You may even be able to get one of his bow ties.

[Joe Theisman]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh, can I show you something?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Guess. Guess what that is. Oh, it looks like a bow tie there. And that's current Colonel Sanders. He owned that.

[Christy Lee]

But that rolls right into.

[Chick McGee]

I bought it for $10,000. What do you think of that?

[Christy Lee]

Now, would you put that in a nice shadow box?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you'd have to. Yeah, I might care. I might carry it around with me.

[Christy Lee]

Wear it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm wearing it.

[Chick McGee]

You're wearing it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, nobody with every shirt, nobody's seeing it. With your beard, you'd have to shave your beard.

[Christy Lee]

Do you own a bow tie, Jeff?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I own a few.

[Christy Lee]

I like bow ties. I think they're cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I wear some on the. My little weekend update thing, you know, matching suspenders.

[Chick McGee]

Bow ties do make you get noticed because people will go, hey, there's a guy in a bow tie.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Every. Every damn time.

[Christy Lee]

Today is National Chicken Wing Day, ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

Bone. Bone in. What are you, chicken tenders? I guess. Is that a chicken wing?

[Christy Lee]

No, I like a traditional wing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it has to have the bone in it.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm a drummy girl over the flats.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. Yeah, I was a drummy guy forever. And I'm. I'm a flat guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm a flat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I like the flat because you just break them apart and suck them.

[Christy Lee]

My man here, Josh Arnold, did a flat when we were at least famous chicken the other day. It was impressive.

[Jeff Oskay]

A one pole.

[Christy Lee]

One pole, yeah. Yeah, and it was breaded, too. It was a. It was a thick flat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's very proud of you. Just very nice. Good hunk of chicken.

[Christy Lee]

So why don't you jump into your Hyundai and get down to your favorite chicken wing store today and get your chicken wing.

[Chick McGee]

And if you don't have a Hyundai, go get it now.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Chick. At the Hyundai getaway sales event right now, you can get great deals on their most popular models, like the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid. It's an SUV that'll take you off the road or in the city, wherever you want to go. Or the Tucson or Tucson hybrid. The one that I love so much. If you're a sedan person, the Elantra is just sitting there waiting for you with the loaded, loaded, latest tech and then the all electric Ioniq 5 or Ioniq 9. You need to check those out. If you're into the electric cars, get down to your local Hyundai dealer. They have all the details and they have a great deal for you. It's the Hyundai getaway sales event going on now. Visit HyundaiUSA.com for more details.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Chick McGee]

I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight and you got a real problem. Do not blow it.

[Jim Rome]

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[Chick McGee]

You've been warned.

[Greg Warren]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Remember, think O'Reilly Auto Parts Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Joe Theisman]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hey there. There's Ace Cosby. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

And we've got a couple of letters from our emails from our listeners today. And this one, evidently they are all interested in Josh and his pet tarantula. Oh yeah, and we didn't get the name of the tarantula.

[Josh Arnold]

Fang.

[Chick McGee]

Fang. That's right. You said fang. Yep. Well, this, it's almost September, our writer writes, which means one of Colorado's most fascinating wildlife events is about to begin. The so called Colorado tarantula migration.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Every fall, hundreds of people head to the prairies of southeast Colorado hoping to witness large brown tarantulas walking across grasslands. It's not technically a migration. Visitors are actually seeing the annual tarantula mating season. Ah, male giant gang tarantula. It's a giant gang. These tarantulas are primarily known as Oklahoma Brown. They in Colorado, they leave their burrows in late summer and early fall to search for ladies. Wow. There he is. How about that for realistic badass? Oh, man, I can't. How do you sex a tarantula?

[Christy Lee]

That's a great question.

[Josh Arnold]

I, you know, I don't know, like,

[Chick McGee]

Like a Peter on that or something.

[Christy Lee]

You think so, Fang. Could have been a guy, could have been a girl. We don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember if they even told us.

[Joe Theisman]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Could have been a Fangette, could have been a fan. Male Tarantulas take seven to 10 years to reach maturity.

[Josh Arnold]

I just heard it. Too bad.

[Chick McGee]

And females even longer. 10 to 12 years. Years? That's the opposite of humans. It takes boys longer to mature than females. For most of their lives, the tarantulas stay close to their burrows, their home bodies. But days shorten nights. Cool. Males are triggered to wander. And in search of that. Sweet man.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder how many boroughs there are. Like five. Like New York.

[Chick McGee]

There might be. There's like Staten Island, Brooklyn, Queens? The Bronx. Ah, you got a hard roll and a cup of coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you go to this?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I, I, they give me the willies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you'd be.

[Chick McGee]

And I really, I really wasn't aware that I got the willies from tarantulas until yesterday when you guys started talking about. When you start talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you probably haven't been around many, right?

[Joe Theisman]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Exposed to a tarantula.

[Chick McGee]

My mother wouldn't let me have a dog, so.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have a goldfish? Oh, yeah, the turtle.

[Josh Arnold]

I've walked through a spider web the last four days.

[Chick McGee]

Out here on the steps.

[Greg Warren]

Right here, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, at my house. One of them was inside my house.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Where? I just, I just turned a corner and walked right through a spider web and went, what the hell was that guy doing?

[Chick McGee]

We had an agreement.

[Jim Rome]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You guys stay outside and I'm inside. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

They are quick, quick builders. I have a spiderweb stick up at the lake house. And when I get up every morning, I go down the stairs and knock all the cobwebs out of, like, the, the water slide and around the boat. And the other day I look over and my spider stick encased in a spider web. They knew what I was up to, so I had to get a new spider stick. To free the old spider stick, they

[Pat Godwin]

must watch you go through the web

[Chick McGee]

and go, son of a bit.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like it. I feel bad.

[Chick McGee]

I spent all night making that.

[Jeff Oskay]

They are so quick.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's there. It's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, they have, they have spider man powers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You get bitten by one. Did you ever get bitten by a tarantula?

[Greg Warren]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say no? Oh, you got bitten by squirrel. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I got bit by snake. I did not. We were talking about squirrel bites, but I did not get. I've not had the pleasure of being my squirrel.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this gentleman named Mark says Josh was right about squirrel bites. It hurts like hell.

[Josh Arnold]

It sure seems like.

[Chick McGee]

I got a pet squirrel named Rocky. Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Love it.

[Chick McGee]

Rocket J. Squirrel. He doesn't like being messed with. He lets you know. All right, buddy. Rocky does like to play. He says. So. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

A pet squirrel. I got a pet squirrel. You mean. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

You would just.

[Chick McGee]

Well, don't you feed the squirrels?

[Christy Lee]

I do not feed the school.

[Jeff Oskay]

No. That's Altman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. All Z does. I feed birds and the birds. The squirrels want to eat all the bird food, which we have a constant battle.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody's going to get a raging case of Lyme disease, and then we'll see who feeds the squirrel.

[Christy Lee]

And then I bought all that hot pepper food because that's supposed to keep the squirrels out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it works like wonders at my house.

[Christy Lee]

Not at my house. They overcome.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

They've never. They hate it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good for you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Take a little sriracha. Just drop it in there.

[Christy Lee]

I've used cayenne pepper.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking. Are you cooking the squirrel? Can you eat squirrel? You can eat squirrel?

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

You can eat anything. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I have tried squirrel. Have you guys?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was fine.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you have yours on a stew?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was like, battered and deep fried.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, was there, like a leg, a bone?

[Josh Arnold]

No, they were like little strips.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this happened at someone's home?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

They hunted a bunch of squirrels.

[Chick McGee]

And I remember it was a big deal. I got a squirrel, a squirrel tail to put on the radio antenna of the family car, and I was. I was over the moon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, those in raccoon tails were big back in the day.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tie it on.

[Jeff Oskay]

When I. When I got divorced for the first time, I had to move into a kind of seedy apartment complex. And my second day driving in, my neighbor above me had like 20 pelts on his balcony. Squirrel pelts drying, hanging from the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha.

[Jeff Oskay]

And he. And he made me squirrel stew. It was.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You wouldn't have had he not told me. I wouldn't known it was squirrel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, same. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if I could do that.

[Chick McGee]

What do you do with the hides? The pelts? You make hats?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

He.

[Jeff Oskay]

He would tan them and. And sell them. I'm not sure where, but. Yeah, he did that on the weekly.

[Christy Lee]

This is what I've Learned about squirrels. They don't understand English very well. I've gone out and tried to reason with them. I've been nice to them.

[Jeff Oskay]

But you need to record yourself doing that.

[Chick McGee]

You guys seen the viral video where the squirrel, the boy squirrel, gets his testicles caught in a bird feeder?

[Jim Rome]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen this? And he's hanging off the bird feeder.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't help but just project your own neck.

[Chick McGee]

It really is a bummer.

[Christy Lee]

I had one of those kinds of feeders, but I couldn't. First of all, it's impossible to clean. And for that very reason, I felt bad that somebody would get stuck in it or get their little paw caught.

[Chick McGee]

And for that very reason, I'm out.

[Christy Lee]

You're out?

[Chick McGee]

I'm out on the bird feeder.

[Christy Lee]

I think I'm going to be out on the flat feeder. Do you have a flat feeder? You know, just like a tray.

[Chick McGee]

What's that?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, kind of. It's a little house.

[Chick McGee]

There's something that start. That comes over a person when you get to a certain age where you just want to sit and watch the birds eat.

[Greg Warren]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

And I don't know, mine's on the window where I eat, so I can just look in there. Just eating, too. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's so relaxing, isn't it, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I love it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Little Zen. Yeah. All right.

[Christy Lee]

You might try it. You have a room out there? Yeah, I have some feeders I can give you.

[Chick McGee]

I can never attract hummingbirds, though. Never, never do it. There's a cardinal plant that hummingbirds love. I guess it's like cotton candy. The lady told me.

[Christy Lee]

Cardinal plant.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a cardinal. It doesn't grow birds. It's just red. Everybody knows cardinals grow on bushes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. You guys like the prehistoric squirrel in the Ice Age franchise.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that John Leguizamo or He's

[Josh Arnold]

the sloth or something. But he always, always chasing that acorn.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a bad running semi version of Wiley Coyote. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, those are good. Those are nice. And you know what I really enjoy, though, are the. I hope they keep making more of. These are the Minion movies.

[Pat Godwin]

I find those really endlessly entertaining.

[Chick McGee]

Really funny, aren't they? Aren't they, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I just laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys get a kick out of those.

[Pat Godwin]

They're not really speaking English. It's adorable.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it's this one guy who does all the Minions.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, just the guy who. It's the same dude. He does all the Minions.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

And I hope something happens to him.

[Chick McGee]

They have to save money on a deal like that. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Although, I guess this last one, I am tempted to see this newest one because it's all about movies and all kinds of movie references and stuff that might be fun.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, you have a letter over there.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. I don't know if I want to bring this topic back up, but yesterday, if you missed the Ali Breen segment, we were talking about bachelor and bachelorette parties.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

This is Ethan from Iowa. He said he heard us talking about that yesterday. He. I went on two bachelor trips this spring. They were both four days long. One was both bachelor and bachelorette groups together.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that's kind of fun.

[Christy Lee]

And he said he thinks it's more common now, especially with younger people. This was like a 22 to 26 age group. He goes, if the group is a bunch of golfers, which they are, they spent a long weekend, enjoyed a couple different golf courses, and then they had the girls there in the evenings. And it was the best of both worlds, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Christy Lee]

That's kind of nice.

[Chick McGee]

You know, though, one of the. I don't. I don't know how to put this. It was really a challenge when we would all go to the Bahamas for the super bowl party, right. And there'd be, like eight or ten of us wanting to go to dinner, and everybody trying to agree on what do you feel like? And making the reservation, and. And some people drop out at the last minute and.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a code about that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I. I might use your code. What's the code?

[Christy Lee]

No more than six.

[Chick McGee]

No more than six people at a group dinner.

[Christy Lee]

I like no more than six. If it's at my house, it's a little different. But if you're going out to dinner.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because you have. It's just too many people.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's too many people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They don't want to serve you.

[Christy Lee]

Well, not only that, but it's just.

[Chick McGee]

I hope you walk by.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, you're talking the Ice Age. Do you guys know that my brother is the voice of the traffic vulture in the Ice Age movies?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Christy Lee]

The traffic vulture.

[Greg Warren]

That cool.

[Josh Arnold]

That is cool.

[Christy Lee]

I don't recall the traffic vulture.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't either.

[Greg Warren]

It's my own brother.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great, though.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, now I'm gonna have to go back and watch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't there three? Two or three?

[Josh Arnold]

At least there are maybe five. And there's a new one coming out.

[Chick McGee]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I have seen all of them.

[Pat Godwin]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa, man. Oscar, you Got a letter.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, well, Mark from Louisville pretty much wrote in about the same tarantula thing that your guy did. But he signed off in such a great way that I need to share it. It says, make it a great day or don't. It's your choice.

[Christy Lee]

That's true. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm gonna choose to make it a great one.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good, good attitude.

[Jeff Oskay]

And also, Edward from the big island of Hawai. August 1st is Saturday, so I'd like to offer my congratulations to Josh on his 10th anniversary today.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

10 years.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

First in line. Maybe we could get the one man band to come back and play. Oh, that guy was really great.

[Jeff Oskay]

Doesn't feel like a day. Over 11 years

[Josh Arnold]

he's got a. That's his busy time of year, isn't it? This is the one man.

[Christy Lee]

Because he does the fairs, doesn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this was bound to happen sooner or later. This is from Charles.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I have watched and listened to the Bob and Tom show for a few years now. I have a background in psychology and counseling.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Specifically abnormal psychology. Your videos on YouTube creates for me an amazing perspective as I look down on your studio and listen to your discussion about phobias. It was indeed fascinating. I think I'm going to write a book about it.

[Joe Theisman]

It.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice. We look forward. Send us a copy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, please. I'll write a liner notes, a jacket note, whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Give us credit. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Write a blurb about that. Yeah, why not? Right.

[Christy Lee]

Here's a letter from Tim in Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

His daughter works at a summer camp. It's an all girls camp and they're 10 year olds. Okay. And some of the things she's overheard from the 10 year olds during the summer.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. And I'm just gonna read a couple of them.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

It's so cool that you have underwater eyes. The little girl was talking about goggles. Yeah. That's like a thomism.

[Jim Rome]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm making a voodoo doll of my brother.

[Josh Arnold]

Hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Nice. Arts and crafts day.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are your parents divorced? Not yet.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. That kid's a real card, isn't he?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's okay. Every toe has a butt crack.

[Josh Arnold]

Every toe has a butt crack.

[Chick McGee]

My gosh. It does.

[Christy Lee]

If you think about it, it kind of does.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I don't know what you're saying.

[Jeff Oskay]

Every two toes has a butt.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think that's what they mean next to each other. I think that's what they're doing.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I do like the. Like the peak toe shoes where you see each or at least little toes doing, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Do you like those?

[Chick McGee]

I like those a little bit.

[Pat Godwin]

Every rose has a thorn.

[Chick McGee]

A little bit.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Poison taught us that, didn't they?

[Pat Godwin]

They did. That's a good story.

[Chick McGee]

You know who's I heard that from? The traffic Vulture. And I've never even seen one of those Ice Age. Ice Age movies.

[Christy Lee]

And finally. Sorry. I was in the bathroom for a minute. I had to wash my face. I didn't want to look like a street rat.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

That's somebody's mom.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's exactly right. Well, you mentioned atomism. Brandon writes in I heard the greatest Thomism today. My friend was telling a story about a person came over to his house, high. Anyways, I guess when he got there, he couldn't remember what an attic was called, so he called it the upstairs basement.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, pretty good.

[Jeff Oskay]

As soon as I heard the story,

[Chick McGee]

I immediately thought of that Is that is an attic? Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Can you get in it?

[Chick McGee]

No. Well, maybe I can now. I couldn't.

[Christy Lee]

They creep me out.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When I was a kid, it's. There's access in the spare bedroom ceiling,

[Christy Lee]

and it's like a square about the size of a paper plate.

[Chick McGee]

Like the. The handyman and the repairman. He can get up there, but I. I can't.

[Christy Lee]

But didn't you ever want an attic, like in Christmas vacation where it was full of stuff and you could pull the stairs down and. I think it would be so neat.

[Chick McGee]

I'm kind of scared of those.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't. I don't cotton to attics.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Or basements, for that matter.

[Christy Lee]

You know, like a basement.

[Chick McGee]

Well, unless it's, you know, basements that's finished that are really not. Those aren't basements. There's just more of the house, you know, okay. With carpeting and pool tables. Mike, that's not a basement.

[Joe Theisman]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

You know. Yeah, I know. I know what you mean.

[Chick McGee]

Concrete floors.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a basement?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is it finished?

[Josh Arnold]

Not really. No. I mean, it's not. No. But it's. It's the nicest unfinished basement I've had.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

You know what we should do? We should get down there one weekend, throw up some drywall, finish it, drink some beer. But I want to. You don't want to?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'd be up for like a ping pong table and stuff like that, but I don't want to drywall.

[Jeff Oskay]

It.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to finish it. I, it doesn't. I'm not messing with that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Drywall, resale, drywalls. I can't hang drywall because you, you could work on it as long or as little as you want. Yeah, I would not leave it alone.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Somebody else has to do it.

[Chick McGee]

I would put the mud on, then I sand it, then I, I put more mud on. It would go on for six months.

[Christy Lee]

That's an art form, isn't it, man?

[Josh Arnold]

You have to care just enough to be good at it. But not care over care. Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

No, thanks.

[Christy Lee]

Huh. I had no idea.

[Chick McGee]

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[Jim Rome]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. Hello there.

[Christy Lee]

That was a little too high, wasn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was. You're. You're on a rocking chair and you rolled over your foot.

[Jim Rome]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I apologize.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that.

[Greg Warren]

Balanced her out.

[Chick McGee]

Sexy. There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. And I know it's Josh Arnold because he's wearing a shirt that says John. There it is. Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Jeff. Oscar. And there's Ace Cosby. And I'm Chick. And let's take a quick look at sports, shall we? Her, as Tom would say, just a quick glimpse. Is that Sports? San Francisco 49ers coach Kyle Shanahan is taking the blame for the car crash that left him with a concussion and other injuries, saying he took his eyes off the road to reach for a fallen cell phone before crashing into another vehicle. Shanahan crashed into a 21 year old woman driving in the other direction in Palo Alto on July 14. Shanahan has a concussion, broken ribs, a broken nose, a broken left hand, and stitches for a big cut above his right eye. Shanahan briefly hospitalized following the crash and hasn't been able to coach the team since the start of training camp. And yes, if you're wondering, a coach in the NFL has to go through concussion protocol, that's exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

And he has to be examined by doctors, and if he's cleared to coach, he can go coach, but if he's not, he has to stay on concussion program.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was the girl in the accident okay?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Not injured.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank goodness.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was wondering that, too. Jeff, thank you for all those broken bones.

[Josh Arnold]

And he got stitches. You know the old saying, morons who reach for their phone while driving get stitches.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I. I've. I've done it. I've reached for a phone while driving.

[Christy Lee]

Have you?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's like falling under the seat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it was right there, but I.

[Christy Lee]

But still, you know, not a good idea.

[Chick McGee]

Do you text while you drive? Be honest.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. But, yeah, I talked.

[Jeff Oskay]

I talked to text.

[Christy Lee]

I do that because I can do it on my steering wheel. Just hit a button. Oh, yeah, I think so.

[Chick McGee]

That's that Hyundai, isn't it?

[Joe Theisman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, it's fancy.

[Chick McGee]

That's dealer.

[Christy Lee]

I bet your fancy car does that, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, I don't want to tell you anything.

[Christy Lee]

Does it? Isn't it weird, though, that talk to text and I know I'M not perfect, but I have broadcast quality.

[Chick McGee]

A voice vocal.

[Christy Lee]

I've been doing this a long time. It never gets it right.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Ever.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta proofread. Proofread that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well then that kind of defeats the purpose.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

You have to go back and correct it. Which man, now I'm driving and corrected.

[Chick McGee]

And then the next thing you know you run into a 21 year old.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't say I hate you bitch on it when you didn't mean that. You know it's got to come, right?

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever sent a talk to text, angry text, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't think I have.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

I've not been that dumb.

[Chick McGee]

You know, man, I don't think I have either.

[Christy Lee]

That's not a good idea.

[Chick McGee]

It's okay to break up over text, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

As long as it's within the first two or three years.

[Josh Arnold]

You should.

[Chick McGee]

I like the way you think, Jeff. Thank you. Also in the NFL, Denzel Ward has agreed to a two year extension with the Cleveland Browns. Somebody grab hold of Christie. He is now the highest paid defensive back in the NFL. The five time Pro Bowler is signing a two year extension worth $62.2 million, including a $52.3 million hunk guaranteed. His $31.1 million average surpasses 31 million paid to Trent McDuffie with Kansas City. The Steelers quarterback Aaron Rodgers says there's zero debate that this season will be his last. The four time MVP status beyond 2026 is a certainty. This season was starting. It will be his last. Mike McCarthy's the Steelers head coach and we'll, we'll see how the Steelers do. And Justin Herbert has his first ring. Oh, it's not a Super bowl ring.

[Christy Lee]

No class ring. What do you got?

[Chick McGee]

So the Chargers quarterback is engaged. A singer songwriter. I'm unaware. Madison Beer I'm gonna wear too.

[Christy Lee]

I think she's for the kids.

[Chick McGee]

B E R. They've announced their engagement on Instagram.

[Christy Lee]

Well, she's pretty. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Herbert appeared in Beer's Lover Girl video this spring. He starts training camp today. And this is a song called Restless from Madison Beer.

[Christy Lee]

She's 27.

[Chick McGee]

Not my cup of tea.

[Josh Arnold]

We already have Billy and I.

[Joe Theisman]

Exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

A little whispery, little Billy.

[Chick McGee]

More strange. More strange. Oh, pizzicato.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, she can sing. I just don't feel like we're hearing her real voice. I feel like she's doing a Billie Eilish impression.

[Chick McGee]

Very, very effective. Yeah. And get a load of this. This is popping up in the world of college football. Notre Dame and Ohio State have reached Jersey Patch sponsorship deals totaling $30 million. Wow. Schools search for ways to cash in on the revenue sharing era. Ohio State announced a multi year Jersey Patch sponsorship deal with Chase Revenue sharing era.

[Josh Arnold]

Who are they sharing as in the sports departments?

[Jeff Oskay]

Get them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Get the money. I don't think they're. They're doing any revenue sharing with the. Any arts department.

[Chick McGee]

Why not?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Last thing we're doing, buying books.

[Christy Lee]

Are they going to start selling patches on the theater costumes during.

[Chick McGee]

Like, on the togas for Shakespeare?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Terms of the deal were not released, but it's rumored to be $17 million for the Chase deal in Ohio State and Notre Dame Jersey patch deal with SoFi Technologies. 18 to 20 million.

[Josh Arnold]

So

[Pat Godwin]

hush.

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't somebody pick Notre Dame already to win the college championship this year?

[Chick McGee]

They. They are the talk. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

They're the sexy. They are the sexy pick. Is it? Do you have David Rush back there? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

David Rush is here.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

David Rush.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now what? Whatever we do, when he comes back, you guys tell him that David Rush was here and he was looking for him. And he. David was very disappoint you weren't here. Stupid world record. Rush has broken the Guinness world record for. You might want to get a pencil. Okay. Most consecutive flaming torch juggling catches on a unicycle. Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't this amazing?

[Chick McGee]

Once again, flaming torch juggling while riding a unicorn.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I do like. I would watch this. I'd watch. If a guy were doing it near me, I'd look.

[Joe Theisman]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there he is. And he's got a GoPro on his head

[Josh Arnold]

and he's. There they go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. The neighborhood's on fire. Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoopsie.

[Chick McGee]

Landed on kerosene. What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Dude, he's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, That's a skill.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So the old record was 37. And he did how many?

[Chick McGee]

180, 175. Yeah. Nobody can beat that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Gosh.

[Chick McGee]

And the old record was 37 catches. He.175 before dismounting from the unicycle.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, it's got to be tiring hot. That flame is like an inch from his head.

[Chick McGee]

How.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how the handles get hot, you think from.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe warm.

[Joe Theisman]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think there's any conductivity between rubber and the flame.

[Joe Theisman]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

The handles made up.

[Chick McGee]

I have to take a. I have to take a look at that. I know.

[Pat Godwin]

I Don't.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way I could ride a unicycle. No way. No way in hell.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't think I'd even try it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Even try, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We work on my core for a year.

[Chick McGee]

We used to work with a guy out of Unicycle, and anytime there was like a party or we did some get together, he'd ride his unit. Somebody I know, kind of, sort of.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it true that Kostaki can ride one?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's his thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if he owns one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what? You know, if I can ride a unicycle, I'm gonna own two or three, I would think.

[Josh Arnold]

He kind of lives on Venice beach, doesn't he? Or he used to. I mean, you could think, you just step outside Unicycle, he'd be part of the.

[Christy Lee]

Right there on the fab.

[Chick McGee]

Take his shirt off, and next thing you know, he's unicycling and throwing torches.

[Christy Lee]

You never know. Can he juggle? I don't know if he can juggle.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet he can.

[Chick McGee]

He can do anything he puts his mind to. Atkast.

[Greg Warren]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a Renaissance man.

[Pat Godwin]

He certainly stay married like us again. We can't. We can.

[Christy Lee]

Let's not judge. I'm staying married this time.

[Chick McGee]

He's Greek. You. Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, isn't it true that you don't. You don't fold his socks correctly?

[Christy Lee]

He prefers I do not do that anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Jim Rome]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

He prefer that you don't touch his socks.

[Christy Lee]

Right. I don't. I learned.

[Chick McGee]

Did he say anything to you when you got home yesterday?

[Christy Lee]

No, not about his socks.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you get a stern talking to?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hit the door?

[Christy Lee]

Never talked to me sternly.

[Chick McGee]

First time for everything.

[Christy Lee]

No. I don't want to make it mad.

[Josh Arnold]

Did I see you for a second?

[Chick McGee]

Did you guys make out for as soon as you got home?

[Christy Lee]

Make out?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Was he in Saran Wrap naked?

[Christy Lee]

Why would he be in Saran Wrap?

[Pat Godwin]

That's what women used to do in the 50s. They'd wait for their man in Saran Wrap naked.

[Christy Lee]

No, they did.

[Josh Arnold]

That was the 50s.

[Pat Godwin]

They did. I was born in the 50s.

[Joe Theisman]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Saran Wrap was a new thing, I think. Has he ever said this to you? Let's take this to the couch.

[Pat Godwin]

That's actually pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

No, but I like that. That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go. Let's take it to the couch.

[Christy Lee]

He kisses me when he gets home, but we don't make out.

[Pat Godwin]

What about I put you up in this island right here in the kitchen and we do it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go. That's hot.

[Chick McGee]

Pat is ready to go.

[Josh Arnold]

He sure is.

[Christy Lee]

Are you horny?

[Pat Godwin]

A little bit.

[Chick McGee]

What's coming up on news, Christy, if we can get you away from Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we got marmots in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, somebody explain to me what the hell a marmot.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're gonna find out. I'm gonna have Jason get you a picture. So you know what it is?

[Josh Arnold]

Sort of like a falcon or a hawk.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's a winged, right? Right. Wingspan of about 8ft, I think it goes. Condor, marmot, eagle. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Here's an interesting story I think. I hope you find interesting.

[Chick McGee]

It's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let us get comfortable.

[Christy Lee]

Which store beyond comparable, which store that no longer exists, do you miss most?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right. That's a good.

[Christy Lee]

There was a survey done and we'll. We'll have the results when we come back.

[Chick McGee]

We'll have the answer. We'll tell you how to think when we come back. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk, happy

[Christy Lee]

to be here today.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds hollow.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's true.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're on vacay tomorrow, right? Starting tomorrow, Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't. I'm taking a Friday week from Friday.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Jim Rome]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee and I've got. I. I am. I made a mistake. We got to go back for this. Yesterday, the Braves, were they down in Atlanta up? Yep. They're at Truest Park. They were. There was a baseball game there. But this dog, it's the truest park. It is truest, but they have a nice little.

[Josh Arnold]

Never been a Drew Bark.

[Chick McGee]

Many, many truths. But this dog has an Atlanta Braves hat on and the owner has a fan for him. Oh, and they're. They're kind of a pug type. Yeah, like a pug. How about that?

[Christy Lee]

You could bring your dog to the ballpark yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think she sneak that. I think you can do that all the time now because they can't you can't ask, why is that dog here? Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that dog's a bruiser, huh? Yeah, yeah, look at him. He's got a Siri Real hat.

[Chick McGee]

You want to wear your hat? Rocco, come here. Let's put your hat on, man.

[Joe Theisman]

That's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, that's a lady who just wanted her dog there. Yeah, there's no emotional support going on with a fan.

[Chick McGee]

Look at.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's a hell of a fan.

[Pat Godwin]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, nothing to do with these people.

[Pat Godwin]

Hate them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a plug in fan.

[Josh Arnold]

You go to the ball game, you go to the ball game. You leave your giant fan and your dog at home. She's not even watching. She's got her phone up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's. He's living a nightmare.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, she.

[Chick McGee]

Look how sour her lips. Well, he's. He can't have the sex. She refers to it as the sex.

[Christy Lee]

You can tell if you want to go to the game. I'm coming. And so is Bruiser.

[Pat Godwin]

And the fan.

[Christy Lee]

And the fan.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you don't want Bruiser to come, then you can't go to the game either. He can't stay at home.

[Christy Lee]

I think that's a battery. I think it's one of those rechargeable fan deals.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that her dog on her phone case or a different.

[Christy Lee]

It looks like her dog on the phone case? You're right.

[Josh Arnold]

We got to get rid of this lady.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

She looks like Robert Patrick.

[Jeff Oskay]

She is. She is a dead, dead ringer for my ex mother in law.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

A dead ringer. A lovely woman.

[Jeff Oskay]

A lovely woman.

[Josh Arnold]

Robert Patrick's one of my favorite actors.

[Chick McGee]

Which. He was a Terminator. Which one? The updated model, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he was T2000 or T1000. Whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I love that guy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't think I know who Robert Patrick is. I'll have to look him up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you'll recognize.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, you know, he took over for Mulder on X Files.

[Josh Arnold]

He's such a good actor. That may have been him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, probably might. He. He's been living as a middle aged woman. He's. He's getting ready for a new role. Yeah. Okay. Christy, what's going on over there at the news desk?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm supposed to call somebody because it's their birthday. Why does the apple phone do that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what is it? Is your phone nagging you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I said call Risa. It's her birthday today. Well, what? Oh, yeah, sorry. Risa, I just called you On. But I didn't do that on purpose. I apologize.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't her name Lisa?

[Christy Lee]

Risa with an R. That can't be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that is.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks.

[Christy Lee]

Risa.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a name like Risa Pisa?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If her last name were Pisa, would we ever not. We'd have her on the show.

[Jim Rome]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Was she at your house when Josh and I. Well, when I stumbled in drunk.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, that.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't that. That French woman who wouldn't shut up.

[Christy Lee]

French woman's married and lives in Florida.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that poor bastard.

[Christy Lee]

They're very happy.

[Chick McGee]

Good God.

[Christy Lee]

They met like. Like a month after that party, too. I mean, and it was a whirlwind romance, and they were married. Boom.

[Chick McGee]

She didn't give me a shot. She just wanted to marriage somebody else.

[Josh Arnold]

You did? That's.

[Chick McGee]

She. She knew I ran out of ice,

[Josh Arnold]

and I just set my drink next to her for two minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Chick McGee]

It froze right up.

[Christy Lee]

She's very sweet. It's also Sophie's birthday today.

[Chick McGee]

Which one? Sophie.

[Christy Lee]

My second one. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sophie. Happy birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

I love Sophie.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. She loves all of you, too. How old?

[Joe Theisman]

Old.

[Christy Lee]

24.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa. Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she can. No, she can't run a car yet.

[Joe Theisman]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

25.

[Christy Lee]

No. 25. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

She's not married off yet.

[Christy Lee]

She doesn't even have a boyfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

She's a cool person.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but she's entering Old Maidville.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nobody's gonna want her.

[Christy Lee]

She's a. She's an old soul. She needs to date an older guy. Guys her age don't get her.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Get in there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let's go.

[Josh Arnold]

She's super cool.

[Christy Lee]

Not free.

[Josh Arnold]

Maggie will like her, too. Oh, yeah. I smell throuple.

[Chick McGee]

How does this sound?

[Greg Warren]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Sophie. Oskay. That sounds not bad. Yeah, it's not bad at all.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sophie Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

I think she would probably bulk at both of those.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel more like her uncle than I do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true.

[Christy Lee]

New survey reveals which defunct brands Americans miss the most. So which store do you miss the most?

[Chick McGee]

I. I thought about. I didn't go there often, but it seemed like I went there two or three times a year just to look. Sometimes. Radio Shack. I really miss Radio Shack.

[Christy Lee]

Radio Shack. Not in the top 10.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Not in the top 10.

[Josh Arnold]

I miss service merchandise.

[Christy Lee]

Service merchandise. Boy, that's going way back. No Fry Electronics is on here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That was just a mecca.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So this might skew. The survey might skew.

[Josh Arnold]

And I feel like there were, what, six fries in the country?

[Christy Lee]

Did we have One up here.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Fry Electronics was the one that made Tom feel like a thief.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He had to check in before he checked out. Really?

[Christy Lee]

According to Market Beat, the poll of 3,000Americans aged 45 and older.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

So I would think Radio Shack would have been there and service merchandise.

[Josh Arnold]

I never liked going into Radio Shack.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I was the wrong age.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I was a kid and I wanted to see cool toys.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Not CB radios. And they would only occasionally have like a robot or something out of my price range.

[Chick McGee]

I plainly remember when they came out with the radio controlled remote cars, the ones without the wire. Because that's all I had when I was a kid, the wired remote. I lost my mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think I was a young adult and I still got a one. It was unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you get the Lobo?

[Chick McGee]

I did not get the Lobo. I got some sort of monster truck or something.

[Pat Godwin]

But it was good.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Some of these I'm going to argue with. What's Child World?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Number 10 is called Child World, miss.

[Josh Arnold]

That place where you could go in and buy yourself a kid. Help on the farm.

[Chick McGee]

A healthy child.

[Josh Arnold]

Lazy.

[Chick McGee]

You'd return it if you bought six. You get the seventh.

[Christy Lee]

Here's one. That. Boy, this takes me back.

[Joe Theisman]

Back.

[Christy Lee]

Merry Go Round. Do you remember that?

[Chick McGee]

I remember the sign.

[Christy Lee]

All the cool kids got their clothes at Merry Go Round and we couldn't afford them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I got my 8th grade graduation suit from Merry Go Round. I have never looked or felt more like Don Johnson in my life. I loved it.

[Christy Lee]

I think I got some spandex pants at Merry Go Round back in the day.

[Josh Arnold]

I totally forgot about that.

[Jim Rome]

What about.

[Chick McGee]

Is Chess King on there?

[Christy Lee]

It's not on here, but.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boy, that was Jeans West. Yes, those were the three big.

[Josh Arnold]

I wasn't aware of Jeans West.

[Chick McGee]

I dreamed of shopping at Chess King because I was too fat to fit in anything they had.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's how I feel about Hollister now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I walk near a Hollister, they shoo me away with brooms.

[Pat Godwin]

Sir, the food court is down there.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you go get an egg roll and. Good God. Yeah, that's the way they make you feel.

[Christy Lee]

Marshall Fields is on here. I never really shopped there. Hastings Entertainment, anyone?

[Joe Theisman]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

No idea.

[Chick McGee]

Well, of course. That's the workhorse of the industry.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Drew Hastings.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

Hastings. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Woolworth, number five. Hollywood Video, number four. Walden Books, number three. Number two is Borders. That's one of mine, I really miss Borders.

[Joe Theisman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And number one.

[Joe Theisman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Of the stores most missed by the survey of 3,000Americans, Blockbuster.

[Chick McGee]

Blockbuster Video. You know, Tom, Tom misses Blockbuster because it was a. A guy was there who, who serviced just Tom. And he had a list of movies that would come in that he would give to, you know, he made Tom feel like. Like a king. So Tom loved Blockbuster.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think that guy pulled those movies and had them behind the cash register for him when he got in there? Because, you know, you'd go to Blockbuster and all the good movies were already gone. It would be all.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't know what time you had to be there to get the first run movie, but it was early.

[Josh Arnold]

I know that what you would do is you go in and do you remember going in on like a Saturday? And I would head right to the Just Returned, but not put back on the shelf yet.

[Chick McGee]

And you just peruse that, that's the key, right?

[Christy Lee]

You're smart, man. I always knew you were smart, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you didn't know I was Blockbuster smart.

[Christy Lee]

No, I didn't. Now I do. I like.

[Josh Arnold]

I just missed that whole process. I just wanted to rent something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Then you had to take it back and then, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but you didn't. It was great.

[Chick McGee]

It was like a library book, you know, I. I've had, I think big trouble in Little China for nine years. Something like a little known Kurt Russell movie. It's not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a fun one. Yeah, Cattrall you got. That's a John Carpenter movie.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah. He's not Snake. Snake in that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody. He's like a friendlier Snake.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Snake. The one with the eye patch. Where he wears the eye patch. What movie is that?

[Chick McGee]

Escape from New York and Escape from la.

[Christy Lee]

Sophie was just watching that the other day. That's funny.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Plissken, were you turned on by him at all?

[Christy Lee]

Patrick Swayze, Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell. I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Or we'll even go with the character of Snake Plissken.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, kind of. He's got that bad guy look. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

That's the guy with the, the iPad.

[Christy Lee]

Russell was hot. He still is actually. He's a good looking older man.

[Chick McGee]

He and Goldie are still.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, still together. We'll have more news coming up, including David Lee Roth in the news. And let's see, what else.

[Jeff Oskay]

I also have more defunct. Some more defunct things you forgot.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, stores.

[Jeff Oskay]

Some more stores. Maybe Joanne fabric.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Tom almost got one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, he.

[Chick McGee]

Tom went liked Going to Joanne Joann Fabrics.

[Josh Arnold]

Just.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they closed within the last couple years.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

And if you, our listeners, if you want to submit your favorite defunct band, you can email us at our website at. The button that says email us.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

We'd love to hear it.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

You can also just say it out loud in your car. Not bother with.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

At the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Greg Warren]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Christy, what's going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

Did you want to revisit the stores or were we done with it?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Let me reset this up because Tom would kill me if I didn't. Stores that no longer exist that you miss the most. It was his Market Beat did a survey of 3,000 adults 45 and older, and they found that Blockbuster was number one. My friend sent in Ben Franklin, which we learned earlier, I believe this week as a great store. That was for shoplifting lip gloss and candy. Thank you very much. Ben Franklin.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was our five and dime. We could ride our bike up there. It was nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

What about Showbiz Pizza? Do you guys remember?

[Josh Arnold]

Of course. Oh, man. Love.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that was. Didn't that just become Chuck E. Cheese?

[Josh Arnold]

I think or something in some locations.

[Jeff Oskay]

They got bought out.

[Chick McGee]

I think so, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Toys R Us, Jeffrey still on.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't really. I don't. I don't miss Toys R Us. Only because.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Kmart.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Blue Light Special.

[Christy Lee]

The submarine sandwiches. Remember those?

[Jeff Oskay]

Didn't they have to stop the Blue Light because like.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Or was that like a. A. Like a.

[Chick McGee]

A copywritten for the police or.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, like, was it like an old just wives tale that supposedly there was a Blue Light Special and like a bunch of raid got knocked over and people ran over there. A few of them died because.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no way.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that was like the thing when we were kids, like, stay away from the Blue Light Special, it'll kill you.

[Chick McGee]

Staying away from the Blue Light Special, it will kill you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe that was just at our school. I don't know. Tower Records.

[Josh Arnold]

That was always cool to promise.

[Chick McGee]

Now you're talking. Peaches. Peaches Records. Apples.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sam Goody.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys liked Camelot. I did not.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Overpriced, but so overpriced. I would go in and flip.

[Chick McGee]

I never had what I needed.

[Christy Lee]

They were always in the moles.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right? Coconut. Yeah. Another overpriced dollar.

[Chick McGee]

You'll interest. You'll be interested in this, Josh. We used to call it Camelot. Come a lot.

[Joe Theisman]

Oh, boy.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't get it.

[Chick McGee]

Just read your stores.

[Jeff Oskay]

HH Greg.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, what was HH Greg?

[Chick McGee]

Client store, Electronic store.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, Oldsmobile and Pontiac.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I guess so, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Pontiac was a good car.

[Chick McGee]

I was okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

They got rid of the Pontiac. It's a nice piece of business. Sears.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we have a love hate relationship with Sears.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Sears with the source of. My parents wouldn't buy Converse tennis shoes, but they'd buy a tennis shoe called the Winner at Sears.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Made by Converse was a much lesser shoe.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

And also Sears had Husky jeans. Guess who fit into Husky Jeans. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Their catalog did have bras.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Christy Lee]

And they made great appliances. The Kenmore appliances were I used to

[Jeff Oskay]

love as a kid going in. And they had the glass front dishwasher so you could see what was happening inside. I was like, why don't they make

[Josh Arnold]

them all that way?

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, that's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

The Sears wish book.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Circle what toys you want.

[Jeff Oskay]

They would have the streamers tied to the fans so you knew the fans worked. Oh, I love this.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

And the last one. Tab.

[Christy Lee]

Tab's. Still out there if you want to look for it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think there are people that are not hoarding Tab.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

We currently have RC0 sugar in the fridge.

[Chick McGee]

I did not.

[Josh Arnold]

I had one yesterday. It's great.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna have one today.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are we poor?

[Josh Arnold]

I live like I am. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay. Like, RC is like what I'm buying. Like, when I'm down to like coin star money.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding. Yeah, it's a much. I didn't realize the margins were that different.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you could get a three liter.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

For the RC Cola. And they only had the two liters in the other.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You got an extra liter for that?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't even know they made three liters.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I didn't either.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't know that. I'd love to see a three liter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Get poor.

[Greg Warren]

Get poor.

[Josh Arnold]

How's it poor?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, it has a larger spigot top. Or not spigot, but. Yeah. Mouth to the top.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of sodas, Pepsi is teaming up with the beauty brand Glam Light for a new body care collection. It includes a Pepsi vanilla scented body scrub and a Pepsi Wild cherry scented

[Josh Arnold]

body wash. Are you tired of not being covered in ants?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Sounds sticky.

[Chick McGee]

So. So these. The body wash smells like Pepsi and vanilla.

[Christy Lee]

Pepsi Wild Cherry or Pepsi Vanilla. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

And that Pepsi Wild Cherry is a good product.

[Joe Theisman]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's all right. I. But I never. I never had a drink of one. And go. Boy, that smells great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I sure. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

The collection will be available during an early access launch on Tick Tock on the Tick tock shop starting July 31st at. I gotta do the math because it's Pacific Central Time, so 2 o' clock in Eastern.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a Tick Tock shop. Like when you go to TikTok, apparently.

[Christy Lee]

TikTok shop.

[Josh Arnold]

I know they have a new radio station because of all the songs that are played on popular TikToks. That's what this station plays now?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. TikTok radio.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have a TikTok account.

[Chick McGee]

I do, but I never.

[Christy Lee]

I can't because I know if I did, I would be addicted. I'm already addicted to Instagram. I don't need TikTok on top of it.

[Chick McGee]

I got TikTok threads and another one. I forget what the other one is.

[Christy Lee]

You have Instagram.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Instagram, but there's another. I forget. I don't. I think it is Grindr. I'm My name's Lucy.

[Christy Lee]

Are you active?

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Are you active on Tick Tock or you just.

[Chick McGee]

Not at all? No.

[Christy Lee]

Because isn't that, like, my daughter sends

[Chick McGee]

me stuff that I have to be on Tick Tock to watch them?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I do that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's nice.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What else is going on in the news? She said, let's take a look.

[Josh Arnold]

You got Tom. I heard Tom telling somebody the other day, he's on it. Instagram.

[Pat Godwin]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

He is on Instagram because for that

[Josh Arnold]

very reason, we will send things. And he wants to take a look at him.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no idea what his account is.

[Christy Lee]

I can share it with you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't post.

[Josh Arnold]

Does he follow people? Like, do you know if he follows you?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think he follows anybody. You know Tom. He's a leader.

[Chick McGee]

He's a leader. Yeah. He heard that following thing. He didn't care for that at all. I'm not following anybody.

[Josh Arnold]

It's probably just whoever. Whoever that crossword guy is and Morgan Wallen.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's all.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I want another cigarette. Okay.

[Jim Rome]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Calm down.

[Christy Lee]

He follows 58 people. Whoa. Oh. Let's see who they are.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Is his profile. Pick him.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Cowboy.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's not mention.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not gonna say what it is.

[Chick McGee]

We could go one of two ways on this, right? I'm nervous. Both ways.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we'll just shut up then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks a lot, everybody out there. You may have just gotten us fired.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. When you. When you tune in Monday and I won't be here. Oh, actually, it's going to happen. I'm on vacation next week, but go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Where the hell do you think you're going?

[Christy Lee]

Where are you going? This time?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't tell us.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Bring me back something.

[Chick McGee]

You got it, buddy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Go to the souvenir store for us.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah. I'm gonna get you a brush with your name on it. Okay, Christy. And it'll be spelled correctly.

[Christy Lee]

An Iowa woman was arrested for allegedly operating a lawnmower while intoxicated, according to.

[Chick McGee]

Is that DUI or. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, an oui.

[Chick McGee]

Operating a lawnmower.

[Joe Theisman]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

According to a criminal complaint, a witness contacted police to report a woman appeared to be intoxicated as she rode an orange Husqvarna lawnmower in the parking lot of a Casey's convenience Store.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think she wants to fill up? I know she was hammered, but.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. She was operating a Husqvarna at the

[Christy Lee]

pump at the parking lot of a Casey's Convenience Store.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm asking. Could you just drive it up, fill it up?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, people do it. People do it at the gas station by us all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

You just can't do it drunk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I didn't know. I've never seen that.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've seen it multiple times at that gas station.

[Christy Lee]

The 36 year old was encountered by officers and they said she showed measurable signs of impairment and performed poorly on a field sobriety test. She was taken into custody on charges of operating under the influence and driving while barred. Oh, apparently. Would you like to see her mug shot?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that's not what I thought I was gonna get.

[Josh Arnold]

Approach to the angle. I like that. She looks as though a strong wind is blowing her back.

[Chick McGee]

They took her by surprise. Taking the picture.

[Pat Godwin]

She's being yanked.

[Josh Arnold]

She does it looks like a ghost is pulling her by the back of the hair.

[Jeff Oskay]

She looks 11.

[Josh Arnold]

She does look young.

[Jeff Oskay]

Way young.

[Christy Lee]

She's 36. But I would. Wouldn't they retake that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you got to retake.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? There's a chance she never stopped sort of moving or talking.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, they just went.

[Josh Arnold]

Use that one week.

[Christy Lee]

That could be.

[Jeff Oskay]

If you don't already. There is a couple or there are a couple different Instagram pages called Mugshot Shoddies.

[Josh Arnold]

I always. Okay, it is Shoddies. I thought it was Mugshot Hotties.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it is.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's like shorty and hottie combined.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

And man, there are some hot chicks locked up.

[Jim Rome]

Right, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. They're the kind of like, mug shots where when Tom looks at him, goes, well, I don't know. I don't know. The police must have this wrong. She's clearly innocent. You know how he does that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. She's a beautiful woman. She seems to be in shape.

[Christy Lee]

A Texas woman was shocked to wake up from jaw surgery with a completely different accent.

[Jeff Oskay]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

CBS Houston reports Lisa almeia underwent jaw surgery to correct an overbite. The procedure resulted in nerve damage that led to a condition known as foreign accent syndrome. Now the mother of three from Rosenberg, Texas, speaks with a British accent. See, I would love this. This would be cool.

[Pat Godwin]

This is weird.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not. I don't know if I'm buying it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not. If it didn't affect the brain at all.

[Christy Lee]

Ms. Alamea has undergone several tests, but so far her condition remains a mystery. Apparently, fewer than 100 people worldwide have been diagnosed with foreign accent Syndrome. Over the last century.

[Josh Arnold]

That's usually a. But it's after like brain.

[Christy Lee]

A traumatic brain injury. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or struck by lightning or something like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean unless they. The nerve went up to the brain. I have no idea.

[Christy Lee]

Do you? Will it go away, you think? Or will she always talk like that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I think she's always going to talk.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. Maybe she will and maybe she won't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

She has the worst.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That you got the awful Cockney.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's here to stay.

[Chick McGee]

What are they?

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Greg Warren]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Not bloody like.

[Pat Godwin]

How you feeling today? I'm all right.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Make love to me.

[Chick McGee]

Make love to me now.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me your spunk.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say spunk?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what they say.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what they say?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I did not know that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I want your spunk.

[Christy Lee]

A British animal lover has shared the secrets to his 31 year old cat's long life.

[Chick McGee]

His cat's long life.

[Christy Lee]

31.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it a car battery?

[Christy Lee]

71 year old Leslie Greenbau credits bottled spring water as the key to his cat Millie's longevity.

[Chick McGee]

Really? He said he Lord Pampered Puss approach the spring. Lord Pampered P. Lady Pampered Poo.

[Jim Rome]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Has only given the tortoiseshell cat Buxton natural mineral water for the past decade. Along lots of treats including cuddles on the sofa.

[Chick McGee]

You know they make water features for cats that keep water moving because I guess they. They know that cats prefer if they're going to drink water. They like their water moving.

[Josh Arnold]

I have one.

[Christy Lee]

I have one. I have one for my birds. The warbler.

[Chick McGee]

It's a warbler.

[Josh Arnold]

Still prefers her own glass of water on the counter.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

You give her her own glass of water?

[Josh Arnold]

She kept drinking out of mine so

[Pat Godwin]

she has her name on it and she knows.

[Josh Arnold]

So I just. When you want your own glass and I got a glass and I filled it with water and put it on the counter and that's what she drinks out of now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Meanwhile the water feature is bubbling and using $40 of electric $2,000 water sitting there collecting moss.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Wow. Tell me you spoil your cat without telling him. Holy heck. Oh, there we go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh boy.

[Josh Arnold]

That cat is every bit 31.

[Jeff Oskay]

Doesn't even have an eye socket left.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a cute cat.

[Christy Lee]

Though he believes Millie is the world's oldest living feline. And though his life ambition is to get her in the Guinness Book of Records, he sadly cannot prove her age. Page the only item of proof he has is an image or a photograph taken in 1995 of Millie eating out of a food bowl that his wife took.

[Josh Arnold]

So we have audio of Millie. Let me hit the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Kill me.

[Chick McGee]

I just want to die. I've lived far too long.

[Josh Arnold]

Everything hurts.

[Pat Godwin]

She's still standing, too, though.

[Josh Arnold]

She's still standing. Is there a better Elton John song?

[Jim Rome]

You're right.

[Chick McGee]

Of your.

[Pat Godwin]

There are many better.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you guys kidding me?

[Greg Warren]

That's it.

[Josh Arnold]

It begins and ends with still stand.

[Chick McGee]

I hate like a little kid, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

You know him?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I didn't know. Man, you're a good actor.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a show choir song.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Was it really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you. You had gesticulation to go along with it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm still standing.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember any of that standing, like, up.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't remember. I.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember hating it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have a favorite song that you performed?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we did One Singular Sensation.

[Pat Godwin]

Every single step she makes.

[Josh Arnold]

We did a Joseph and the Amazing Technical or Dream.

[Chick McGee]

Go, go, go, Joseph.

[Josh Arnold]

Go, go, go, Joseph. You know what they say. And I forget. Me and two buddies got to do, like, a trio thing on one song.

[Christy Lee]

And that was.

[Josh Arnold]

I always looked forward to that.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Did you. Did you have rehearsals at your house and was your dad aware of this?

[Josh Arnold]

My dad was a big fan of premiere.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

He was. He enjoyed a nice song and dance, but he.

[Jeff Oskay]

Josh, I've ironed your cumberbun.

[Pat Godwin]

He'd go to the shows.

[Chick McGee]

Right now you're.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

With video camera and. Yeah. Very proud.

[Chick McGee]

Now, your cummerbund, as I recall, were a splash of maroon. Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

It was all fuchsia.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you say I am?

[Pat Godwin]

You said video camera, which means there is tape of you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, somewhere. Some. There are tapes somewhere.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait, is that you in premiere or is that you as an usher?

[Josh Arnold]

That's me in premiere. Oh, yeah, but you're right. It's not far off from my usher. I must love vests and bow ties.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you wear a vest now?

[Christy Lee]

You should wear a vest and a bow tie to work every day.

[Chick McGee]

Why not?

[Josh Arnold]

Should I do vest and bow tie day?

[Jim Rome]

Absolutely.

[Jeff Oskay]

Love it.

[Joe Theisman]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a vest and bow ties still?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but I could purchase.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if dickies work. Work. They have dickies work vest.

[Chick McGee]

I bet they do. Yeah. With probably a bunch of pockets in it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that'd be nice.

[Chick McGee]

You keep your hammers and stuff. Yeah, we'll be back with more news and more stuff.

[Christy Lee]

And we have guests coming up today, big guests.

[Chick McGee]

Greg Warren coming up next hour. And Joe Theisman will talk about the upcoming NFL season. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Could we please talk about this on the air?

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick looking good over there at the NHTSA Sports Desk. Oh, Sports Desk is sponsored by nhtsa. Remember, speeding catches up with you. So just do what you're doing supposed to do out there. Drive carefully, safely.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, there's Jeff Osk. Yes, Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGee and I believe

[Christy Lee]

Christy has the floor during the break at showed me something that we have talked about off the air quite a bit. Yes, I have a very strong opinion about.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. I know you do.

[Christy Lee]

Allowing your 15 year old son to door dash whenever he wants.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right, right.

[Christy Lee]

First of all, all you're constantly complaining about how you have no money. Imagine how much money you would save if he didn't doordash.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

So last night at midnight.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, see, two nights ago. Let me explain. I told him we can't doordash anymore. Daddy's got some medical bills.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

And I'm not performing as much because of the surgery.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

So you know, cook something on your own. And then he burned some bacon, woke me up at 2 o' clock and I said, you know what, go ahead and doordash don't cook at night. You know, you're not ready for that maybe. And so he doordashed last night and

[Christy Lee]

would you like at midnight at mid.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah, a little bit after midnight actually. And he ordered the 10 piece chicken McNuggets.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good.

[Pat Godwin]

A quarter powder with cheese.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

A hershey s' mores McFlurry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

One frozen Fanta Blue Raspberry.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, wait, wait. So a McFlurry and a smoothie. Or a slushy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A McFlurry and a frozen Fanta Blue Raspberry. A Doctor Pellet pepper and a chocolate shake.

[Josh Arnold]

Four, four big drinks.

[Christy Lee]

Four big drinks.

[Pat Godwin]

Four big drinks for a total of $37 and 52 cents.

[Christy Lee]

And how much does Jimmy bring in? Does he work? He has a job this summer.

[Pat Godwin]

No, he does not.

[Christy Lee]

Why does he not have a job this summer? He could walk to a million places where you live.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he old enough?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's no rule in our state anymore you can be poor and work.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that I started at 15. He could start at 15.

[Pat Godwin]

He certainly can.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there are, there are, he could

[Christy Lee]

fold towels at your gym.

[Josh Arnold]

It's, There are companies right now who, if you were 12, could walk in and they would, they could potentially hire you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. My son had his first job at 12. He worked at a, he worked at a rock factory. Like sweeping floors and weed wagon above board.

[Josh Arnold]

Like get taxes and everything.

[Chick McGee]

Experiencing a renaissance of child labor.

[Joe Theisman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I had to get a worker's permit, I think when I was 15, I did too, to have my first job. That's, it's interesting. I, I, I know it varies state to state, but that's just interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was 16 in my state. I'm not quite sure.

[Josh Arnold]

It could have been. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You need to take the door dash away.

[Josh Arnold]

So now what do you do?

[Jeff Oskay]

We, man, I mean, honestly, the chicken nuggets and quarter pounder, that's normal for year old boy. And you throw a McFlurry on there, I'm fine with that. But then when you add a shake. Yeah, that's my issue.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's surprising.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's diabetes and $38.

[Chick McGee]

That's, well, that's, yeah, that's, that's standard for doordash.

[Jeff Oskay]

You ain't doordashing for under 30 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

I don't doordash. So I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

But no, I mean, you got a tip and fees and all that stuff.

[Christy Lee]

And how are you gonna buy that car from me for him if you keep spending this kind of money?

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I told him. I said Chris is gonna, you know, sell me this car.

[Christy Lee]

He wants to sell it like they're next week.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll talk about.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll buy. I need another guy.

[Greg Warren]

Do you.

[Christy Lee]

I'm serious.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm buying away. My kids. Don't doordash. I get it.

[Josh Arnold]

You got a bidding war here.

[Chick McGee]

Kristen, is he selling the red car?

[Christy Lee]

No, no. We're selling Sophie's car because the girls are up in Chicago and they are now in the same apartment and they only get one spot and they don't need two cars. So we're gonna sell Sophie's car.

[Jeff Oskay]

Me and Pat are gonna arm wrestle for it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you're gonna win. I just said search.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why do you think we're arm wrestling?

[Josh Arnold]

You're selling your 24 year old daughter. Daughter's car? Yeah, I just, I'm just interested in the driver's seat. How much for that?

[Chick McGee]

Can I.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no number too high.

[Chick McGee]

Can I, can I get a look at that at some point?

[Josh Arnold]

I'll buy it and charge you per use person.

[Chick McGee]

Fair enough. This is really awful.

[Josh Arnold]

We were just, I think off the air we just said. Or was it on there where I feel, I feel like one of her uncles.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And on her birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to be that uncle, so.

[Chick McGee]

But what does Pat do? Just no, no doordash. And yes.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, I feel bad because I'm a parent who doesn't know how to cook at all. So that's also.

[Christy Lee]

But he has. You have a microwave, right? Yeah, he can microwave. He can, he can make a sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the thing. I mean, don't all 15 year old boys love hot Hot Pockets?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he has some of those that he enjoys.

[Greg Warren]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You probably have one of those left.

[Pat Godwin]

But he likes the.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a toaster oven?

[Pat Godwin]

We do not, no.

[Christy Lee]

You can throw a pizza in the oven. That's easy.

[Pat Godwin]

No, we can't do that.

[Jim Rome]

Why not?

[Jeff Oskay]

Because he just had a fire with bacon.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

They forget.

[Pat Godwin]

He's like, daddy lets it go and the house burns up.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have an air fryer?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

It's got a timer on it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And he uses that pretty nicely.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

For the frozen chicken McNugget.

[Josh Arnold]

This is also a case of boy every kid. Even if when the fridge is stuck, shocked, you still kind of want what's.

[Christy Lee]

And I get that. And maybe once every week.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, I know this is tough.

[Christy Lee]

You can't let him do this all the time. The kid needs a job.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not a bad idea.

[Christy Lee]

Not a bad idea.

[Pat Godwin]

He has been talking about a certain local restaurant being a busboy there.

[Greg Warren]

I have a friend there that can.

[Pat Godwin]

And he's. I think he's interested.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you tell him he's interested. You're his dad.

[Chick McGee]

He's 15.

[Christy Lee]

You know how this works.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh boy. You don't know my son.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That you've created that. You think he just woke up one day and he became that nice?

[Josh Arnold]

He kind of did, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It was like just a year ago. He turned 15. He's a sweetheart at 14.

[Christy Lee]

Pat, Pat, we love you, but he needs a little tough love. He needs.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, he is more stubborn than I am though.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's why you need to nip it now.

[Josh Arnold]

What can Jeff and I do. Well, no, we'd have to wear like ski masks or something.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How can we scare the hell out of this kid and do

[Jeff Oskay]

not order.

[Josh Arnold]

Doorbell.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I tell you what, here's something. He doesn't lock the door sometimes. And I live in an apartment complex in the city, and I. And I'm a city boy, so I lock doors.

[Greg Warren]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, when he leaves the door open, I'll have. I'll say, hey, the door is open. You guys can come in with ski masks and rip off the place and shake them up a bit.

[Josh Arnold]

But what are we gonna do when all of a sudden we find out that he's been spending. He eats McDonald's at night and then he practices Jiu Jitsu for three hours in his room alone. Or some sort of switchblade art all

[Jeff Oskay]

popped up on slushy.

[Josh Arnold]

And you and I, we just take a butcher.

[Pat Godwin]

Butcher knife.

[Chick McGee]

He can bench press 450.

[Josh Arnold]

He's gonna kill us. He just cuts us so bad.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's like 6:1 in great shape.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh my goodness.

[Christy Lee]

I think we solved that problem.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, other than video games, does he have a. You have a hobby?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's really obsessed with animation and he's incredibly creative. And he goes for hours and hours and he is not like wasting time in the room. He's working.

[Christy Lee]

Is he getting paid for it?

[Pat Godwin]

He is getting paid for it. Yeah. He gets. He gets people to give him tips.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, the kid's talented. I've seen some of his work.

[Christy Lee]

Then why isn't he not buying his own door, Dash?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, because I'm his dad and I provide the food for my son. Isn't that how it works?

[Christy Lee]

No, not when it's that way.

[Josh Arnold]

To a point, dude, I. I cooked

[Jeff Oskay]

dinner the other night for the family. And the one my oldest daughter was like, oh, I don't want that. I have doordash coming. And I've never been more infuriated in my life. And she paid for it with her own money. She works. But I was still mad that I'm like, you have a meal in front of you. And she goes, I don't want that meal.

[Christy Lee]

And you probably insulted you spent the time you made it out of oil.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I made it for all of us. And she had ordered doorbell. She 20.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

And she paid for it with her own money.

[Josh Arnold]

What did you make?

[Jeff Oskay]

I made spaghetti and meatballs.

[Pat Godwin]

That's delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that is delicious.

[Christy Lee]

What'd she order?

[Jeff Oskay]

Quarter pounder of cheese and a 10 piece chicken nugget.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that too Is delicious.

[Chick McGee]

That's delicious.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can't even. And a McFlurry. Let me ask you this.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you have any kind of garlic bread?

[Jeff Oskay]

I did have. I had Texas toast, six cheese. Texas toast.

[Josh Arnold]

Ye. I think she made the wrong move.

[Christy Lee]

She definitely made the wrong move as a kid.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe not, though. In her mind.

[Chick McGee]

Did you make the meatballs that come out of a can?

[Jeff Oskay]

I. Frozen.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all right.

[Chick McGee]

It's not bad frozen.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you have Parmesan to sprinkle on

[Jeff Oskay]

the large Parmesan, not freshly grated.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm fine with the. The craft.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The green.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have butter for the garlic bread?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, because it already had cheese on the top.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? As a matter of fact. Fact, if you're offering me Parmesan, it better be the craft green shaker. We all know you bring out a brick of Parmesan in a grater.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're not neat in my house.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm taking the craft.

[Jeff Oskay]

Crusty. I just got the Olive Garden grater. I've been using that thing and I'm grating it on my cereal like I love using it. I can't get enough of that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's too real. There's something too real about it. I want the feel of that sand.

[Pat Godwin]

The.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Plasticky looking Parmesan.

[Chick McGee]

The shaking. You can think while you're shaking. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

It gets all clumpy and you got to put a knife in there and.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. More news coming up with Chrissy, right?

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. And we'll.

[Christy Lee]

We have only fans in the news. Coming up, we'll solve.

[Chick McGee]

Solve Pat's problem with his.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry, I know it's none of my business.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm trying to listen to you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

It would be good for the show if Jeff and I did try to hold his son up and we both got stabbed.

[Christy Lee]

We don't want you to get stabbed.

[Josh Arnold]

No, just hurt.

[Christy Lee]

Not.

[Josh Arnold]

Not killed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. That's right. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobatom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and services you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news Desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. Sorry, I. I had just started a yawn.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's nothing worse. The sneeze or yawn.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Were you able to stop mid. Yawn.

[Josh Arnold]

It was more. It was sooner than mid.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Jim Rome]

Hey, Luke.

[Chick McGee]

And there's Jeff Osk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And I.

[Josh Arnold]

There it is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and yawns do catch.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're good.

[Chick McGee]

Chrissy is at the news desk. But that's not the main issue right now. We're trying to tell Pat how to raise his kids. Parent his kid, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Ryan, I'm doing a bad job.

[Jeff Oskay]

I had an idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Take him to the. The Kroger or the Meyer. Take him to the TV dinner section and let him pick out like 20 TV dinners. Like with. They have the little dessert in there. They have the. I used to love that as a kid. Like in the.

[Pat Godwin]

We'll do that once a week. He comes to the Kroger with me and we. He goes to that, that food in about two days.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's.

[Joe Theisman]

We do.

[Jeff Oskay]

Man. 15 year olds, wow. They crush some food.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be impossible.

[Pat Godwin]

I forgot how incredible it is.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember my parents going. We just went to the grocery store.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All the time.

[Christy Lee]

Did you used to stand in front of the refrigerator with the door open? There's nothing to eat?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean. Oh yeah, boy. Just four. Just having four boys. I don't know how they did it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't either.

[Josh Arnold]

Let alone one.

[Jeff Oskay]

We went through a gallon of milk every two days.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I've had any milk since I was. Oh, gosh.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I've bought milk in weeks.

[Chick McGee]

The last time I had milk.

[Christy Lee]

Do you buy milk every week?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, some form or another.

[Chick McGee]

You have a glass of milk or milk on your cereal or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'll have. I drink whole milk and. Or malk. The almond.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, yeah, it's called malk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. M A L K. Wow. And that's a little pricey, but it's an almond. Vanilla. Vanilla almond. And I like it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, it takes like 9,000 gallons of water to make that one thing of almond milk for you. So that's why.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fine. I pay for it.

[Pat Godwin]

People.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not afraid of this whole water thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh really?

[Chick McGee]

You don't think water is going to become a sought after commodity?

[Josh Arnold]

I do, but every week I have 24 delivered to my house and I've. I've currently got about 12 pallets in my basement.

[Christy Lee]

So you're set.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Of bottled water.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

So when the solar flare happens and everything's knocked out for a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

And it will happen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'll be set.

[Chick McGee]

We're due for.

[Josh Arnold]

This might be a lot.

[Christy Lee]

We're talking about doomsdays.

[Chick McGee]

We're due for Internet outage.

[Josh Arnold]

We're past due on the solar flare thing. We're also way past due on the Caldex underneath. Yellowstone. That could. Right. It could be erupting right now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

I will blanket the two thirds from.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, hey. We're a happy morning show.

[Chick McGee]

California.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a new ice age in ash. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Go watch the movie that I think's a documentary. Nicholas Cage. Knowing.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that movie.

[Chick McGee]

That movie's. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick and I have been defenders of that for years. That movie is under either underseen or underrated.

[Chick McGee]

I think both.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What's it called? Knowing.

[Chick McGee]

Knowing.

[Josh Arnold]

Knowing me Knowing you.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't have that, but I have this. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Great melodies.

[Chick McGee]

A little ABBA for that ass. Dig that scene.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that good piano?

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The dancing queen. That's Barry Manilow on piano. Did you know that?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Jim Rome]

No,

[Chick McGee]

they start right away. Way. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They tell you what you can do

[Chick McGee]

right off the bat.

[Josh Arnold]

You like it, Jeff?

[Greg Warren]

Love it.

[Chick McGee]

Dig that scene. Oh, watch that scene. Digging the dance.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, yes.

[Greg Warren]

You know who was a.

[Christy Lee]

That makes me smile.

[Pat Godwin]

You know who was a big fan? No joke. Lemmy from Motorhead.

[Christy Lee]

Big fan of absolute.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I like to have

[Christy Lee]

nothing wrong with that.

[Chick McGee]

I love abba.

[Pat Godwin]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

To lose my jam. I think. I think I saw ABBA is the number one industry in Sweden or something like that.

[Christy Lee]

I believe that the number one export.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like ABBA and ABBA related goods.

[Chick McGee]

You think it'd be Volvo? No. Is that Volvo? Volvo, yeah, Volvo.

[Josh Arnold]

Volvo.

[Chick McGee]

That one. Frida. Yeah, that. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Just heard a story on the way in about Sweden. They get five weeks of vacation every year. Everyone. And four weeks have to be taken together.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

And yeah. So like the whole month of July, a lot of Sweden shuts down.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's always one of those places that like. It's always on the number one on the happiness factor.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I know my friend Lars from Sweden is always happy.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they also pay like 60% income tax.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, they get free medical care, free education.

[Josh Arnold]

Not free 60% income tax.

[Chick McGee]

Everything's Better in Sweden, huh? Why don't you go live in Sweden?

[Christy Lee]

Want to live in Sweden? I love living where I live.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't sound like it.

[Christy Lee]

Several personal items belonging to KFC founder Colonel Sanders went up for public auction.

[Chick McGee]

I am putting. I'm putting in a bid.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they've already sold. You missed it.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a.

[Christy Lee]

But here's the thing that bums me out. His bow tie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Clip on.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's fine. No, I'm tired of the stigma around clip on.

[Chick McGee]

No, I would love it.

[Josh Arnold]

You try tying a bow tie.

[Chick McGee]

I would love it, too, if. If he has a little chicken gravy on the bow tie. I would absolutely love that.

[Christy Lee]

The black ribbon bow tie worn by Harland Sanders, which is depicted in the KFC logo, sold for $8,000.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I. That should have gone for a lot. Yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

A bust sculpted by Colonel Sanders and his daughter Margaret, sold for 6500.

[Chick McGee]

What if the bust is just two? Two boobs.

[Christy Lee]

The largest sale of the night was $30,000 for Colonel Sanders, personal 1964 planner with a handwritten list of herbs and spices.

[Josh Arnold]

No way.

[Christy Lee]

That was the subject of that early 2000s lawsuit filed by KFC Corporation to keep the contents private.

[Joe Theisman]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Does that mean it'll get out now?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you know, I. You see this all the time. Like, you can make a Big Mac at home, or you can, you know, and I think the only one that works sort of is the cheddar bay biscuits from Red Lobster. You can make those at home.

[Jim Rome]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I haven't done it. Have you guys?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, they're good.

[Chick McGee]

There's a box mix thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And the hash brown casserole at Cracker Barrel, there's a good recipe for that you can make at home. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I believe on the recipe in the book, the reason it's allowed to be sold is it's not. It's for, like, stuffing. Like, they, like the KFC looked at the thing and they're like, oh, these aren't the 11 that gotcha. There may be some of the same stuff, but it's not the actual. Yes, which is why it's allowed to be sold.

[Josh Arnold]

This is interesting also. So in the auction for $12,000, it was a handwritten list of ethnicities not to be served.

[Chick McGee]

What if that was true?

[Josh Arnold]

And it's like, 38. It's a long list.

[Chick McGee]

My gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to know the weird one? Number three, Caucasians.

[Chick McGee]

Caucasian don't serve those people.

[Jeff Oskay]

I read the other day that Dave Thomas, the founder of Wendy's originally worked for Colonel Sanders as one of his right hand men and then went on to found Wendy's.

[Chick McGee]

That's absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you know Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken? Colonel Sanders is the uncle of Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Essentially, yeah. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty wild. You can go to a Lee's and see a picture of them.

[Chick McGee]

You know Lee's Famous recipe Chicken, Famous for a reason, is sponsoring today's Greg Warren Report.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken.

[Christy Lee]

They're celebrating their 60th anniversary. They started in 1966.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, with the Colonel's blessing. Isn't that wild?

[Chick McGee]

Try the chicken. Of course. Try all their food.

[Christy Lee]

Chicken pot pie, their biscuits. Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Especially those pot pies. When you speed while driving, you know this. You have less time to react to whatever comes across your path. A sharp turn could take you by surprise, causing you to veer off the road. Another car could jump out in front of you. A truck could break. Suddenly, a bicyclist could enter the road and your impact could send them to the hospital. Maybe a pedestrian's walking their dog and your foot on the gas might lead to a tragedy. You may not think of any of these things could happen to you, but you won't see them until they happen and it's too late. When you're speeding, you don't have time to. Course correct. You don't have time to stop. And it only takes an instant, instant for disaster. The speed limit isn't just there to protect you. It's there to protect your passengers, other drivers, cyclists, pedestrians, and everyone that shares the road. Slow down, obey the law and help keep everyone around you safe. Speeding catches up with you. This message paid for by NHTSA. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Back at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee and I believe one of our good buddies, a friend, Greg Warren. There he is.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Greggy.

[Greg Warren]

Hey, guys. How we doing?

[Christy Lee]

We're doing great.

[Chick McGee]

Super good.

[Christy Lee]

How are you, buddy?

[Chick McGee]

I like that hat. Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, thanks, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I used to work at Otis. I did not get a hat.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I made. I was a Wheelabrator operator. It looked like a giant lazy Susan. And you put the rough castings in there for the part, the parts of the elevator.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And you shut the doors and it was hit by shot, actually metal balls. And it would sand down the parts in a. The initial way, and then it would go to the grinder, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that? But I like working for an elevator company.

[Greg Warren]

And they didn't give you a hat for that.

[Chick McGee]

No, they didn't. But, you know, working for an elevator company, it did have its ups and downs, I bet.

[Greg Warren]

Did.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right it did. Huh? How about that? What's our topic this week, Greg?

[Greg Warren]

Chick. I did a little research on the sport of pickles ball.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Greg Warren]

I had a stint. I played for about two, three years, quite a bit, and I haven't. Haven't played a lot.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah. During the. During the pandemic. Played quite a bit with some. Some comics and radio people here in St. Louis.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Greg Warren]

It's an emotional game, man.

[Chick McGee]

I was under the impression that you start playing pickleball ball and you're in it for life. I think people get. Like the Marines. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Get addicted, that's for sure.

[Chick McGee]

The duration, that's how long you play.

[Greg Warren]

It's a lot like the Marines, Josh. Yeah, yeah, I. I got banged up a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

They made a movie about pickleball being a lot like the Marines. A full metal racket. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Well, I think we're done here.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Greg. It's not gonna get any better than that, I'll tell you.

[Greg Warren]

1965, Bainbridge Island, Washington. Chick, you familiar with that?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not, no.

[Greg Warren]

It's about a 35 minute ferry ride from Seattle.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Greg Warren]

From what I can tell, a wealthy community. But back in the day, first settled by the Suquamish people.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah. Suquamish means people of clear salt water. Oh, it's nice, isn't it? I live in a suburb of St. Louis. It's Kirkwood, Missouri. From what I can tell, it was settled by white people. White people mean. Means people with white skin. Yeah. For a while, long ago, Bainbridge island was. That was a sort of a timber center of the country.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's, that's.

[Greg Warren]

We got a lot of our timber.

[Chick McGee]

The wood capital of the United States, huh?

[Greg Warren]

I think so.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of lumberjacks like to play pickleball. Is that what I'm doing? Learning?

[Greg Warren]

Well, Christie, it didn't quite go down like that.

[Christy Lee]

But I.

[Greg Warren]

Man, that's a nice visual, though, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Flannel shirts, big boots. Yeah, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Red shirts, clomping around the court. I mean, if you can swing an axe, you can swing a paddle, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's what the coach always says. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And maybe. Maybe some of the early pickleballers use their axes instead of a rack. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

As Josh I didn't know.

[Greg Warren]

There are a lot of pickleball coaches.

[Josh Arnold]

They can get hard, man. They're. Yeah, they're tough. They're tough.

[Greg Warren]

Take a lap, Bunion.

[Josh Arnold]

Walk it off.

[Chick McGee]

Bunion's in trouble again. Oh,

[Joe Theisman]

our.

[Greg Warren]

Our central character here is Joel Pritchard. Him and his buddies Bill bell and Barney McCullum were out playing golf.

[Chick McGee]

What's that one guy's name? What's that? Bill. What's was it?

[Greg Warren]

Bill Bell.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's what I thought. Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

So again, Joel Pritchard, Bill bell, and Barney McCullum were out playing golf. And. And they. They went back to Joel's house, and Joel's son Frank was bored. Oh, admittedly, he. He says now he was kind of a spoiled little rich kid. He was. He was mad because he had to spend the. The summers on Puget Sound away from his friends. And he said he was bored. And his dad said something like, well, when I was. When we were kids, if we were bored, we'd invent a game. And the kid said something like, well, why don't you go invent a game? You know, my dad, when I was younger, when we were bored, he invented a game called find something to do, or I will find something to do for you.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Pat Godwin]

No kidding.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. I think he also at times told us we'd better find something to do or we were going to be enlisted into the army. We were 13. I don't. But the three guys went out onto the badminton court, and they could not find a shuttlecock. So they came up with a game involving ping pong paddles and a wiffle ball on the badminton court. And that is how they came up with pickleball ball. It's interesting. Oh, by the way, this Joel Pritchard character, US Congressman at the time. Oh, and. And wound up being a lieutenant governor. Let's get to the name pickleball.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

A lot of competing ideas about this. Here's what I think happened.

[Josh Arnold]

All right?

[Greg Warren]

Pritchard's wife, she was in two. Crew rowing, a lot of rich people stuff. And in crew, there's something called the pickle boat. And that's when they take basically all the leftover oarsmen from the other boats and make up a boat. Sort of like. Sort of that. Remember that table at Animal House? Or remember when they got all sort of the dorks together? Jug, dish, Mohawk, all the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, know.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. The.

[Christy Lee]

The. The.

[Greg Warren]

The losers, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

And they. So that's, you know, it's. It's the leftover stuff, and this is kind of the leftover elements of other sports combined into one sports. That's how they came up with the term pickleball. There's competing ideas. The family had a dog named Pickle, and for a while, people said that was how they came up with pickleball. They just named it after the family dog. However, USA Pickleball claimed in their research, they found out that Pickle. Pickles was born after the game was named. Oh, well, how did that one work? Yeah, and here's the thing, man. I hope that research guy at USA Pickleball. Pickleball. Is a man who took his job way too seriously. I hope he had some sort of a badge that he flipped down. Excuse me, ma'. Am. Steve Johnson, pickleball research. I have some questions for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I bet he didn't often meet characters hiding in the dark in a parking garage to find out.

[Greg Warren]

No, I don't think it was quite that serious, man. We're going to need to see some sort of death certificate for the dog. Bill Ball said that he enjoyed hitting or Bill Bell. I'm sorry? Bill Bell. Bill Bell said that he enjoyed hitting the ball in a way that would put his opponents in a real pickle. This all seems like misinformation. I'm almost positive it's the crew thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, probably.

[Greg Warren]

We did a little of that misinformation stuff when I was with Pringles. I don't know why the pickleball people would do it, but. But I remember.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you mean the. The phrase, some settling may occur during shipping?

[Greg Warren]

Well, that's not. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not aware half the can is shattered.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Go get a can right now, Josh. Go get a can and let's see how many are shattered.

[Josh Arnold]

No, Greg, in your defense, you're right. It'll probably. I bet less than three.

[Greg Warren]

Less than three.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's. It's.

[Greg Warren]

It's the only protected snack out there, guys.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, I don't mind the Pringle shark. In fact, I would buy a tube of Pringle shards.

[Christy Lee]

Would you really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Put them on your sandwich or Something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

They could call them Pringles.

[Greg Warren]

You know what? Big Lots has got some of those for sale right now.

[Chick McGee]

I think they're better than the entire Pringle.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. Yeah. You can make a casserole with them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah,

[Greg Warren]

yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We.

[Greg Warren]

We would do submissive information. I remember our general manager did an interview with Ad Age at the time, and Pringles was on fire. Fire in the mid-90s. And. And they were like, why is your business on fire? He's like, well, we're sponsoring the X Games, and that's why we think it's on. That had nothing to do. It was because we were killing it with Walmart, was the reason.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You know where. You know where all the bodies are buried, don't you, Warren?

[Greg Warren]

I know a little bit about Pringles.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

Greg, did you have anything to do with the cheese?

[Christy Lee]

Them?

[Greg Warren]

No, that was there before I started selling them. I. I think when I was around Josh, I'd slotted it around a six or seven in the flavor lineup.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what?

[Josh Arnold]

That was number two for me.

[Greg Warren]

Number two was. Well, number one overwhelmingly, was the red can. The original.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. That's. That's my favorite.

[Joe Theisman]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I say number two is sour cream and other onion.

[Josh Arnold]

In terms of your favorite.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, chick, you're right on it. As far as two at the top, shower cream and onion, from what I remember, was three.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Greg Warren]

Two was like a silver can, and it was called Pringles Light for a while. Then they wouldn't let us call it that, so it had to be called Pringles. Right. Crisp. It was like a. A lower fat, a lower calorie version.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Greg Warren]

It was like the original. It was very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Good.

[Greg Warren]

But sour cream and onion was number three. And I bet you right now it's number two. I mean, you know, we. I think I've said this on this program before. We always struggled with the barbecue. We never quite got it right.

[Chick McGee]

I disagree. I think barbecue is delightful.

[Christy Lee]

Now they have. How many flavors do you think? Oh, they have so many.

[Chick McGee]

Hundreds, I bet, don't they?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

It's not my point. It's not my place to say, Christy, but I think it's a little bit of brand proliferation or skew proliferation, I think. Think they're getting a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

They're becoming the oreo of the potato chips.

[Josh Arnold]

It's that sort of narrow thinking that got you drummed out of there, Warren?

[Greg Warren]

No, I don't think so at all. I was. I was a pragmatist. I.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you try flavor recently, Jeff?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I had the. The kids last week got the cookies and cream. They're jumping the shark.

[Chick McGee]

I bet they'll delicious.

[Greg Warren]

I mean, I will say before we get back to pickleball, I mean one of the. The big surprise and I was there when we introduced it was Pizzalicious.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, I remember that one.

[Greg Warren]

Pizzalicious came out hot, man.

[Chick McGee]

I mean we.

[Greg Warren]

It. It came out. It was introduced at the same time as salt and vinegar.

[Josh Arnold]

Salt and vinegar.

[Greg Warren]

So do I. We thought salt and vinegar be a big. Pizzalicious was the. Was the big surprise pizza licorice delicious. I mean probably within three weeks it's number five in the flavor lineup. You don't see that kind of thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought the slogan for the salt and vinegar was weird though where it was Pringle Salt and vinegar. Not just for douches anymore. Why did you guys go with that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but it doesn't really work and

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think there's. There's salt in douches.

[Christy Lee]

No, that would be awful.

[Greg Warren]

There's still some stuff that I signed. I can't talk in India.

[Christy Lee]

You can't talk about your mom.

[Greg Warren]

I'm not, I'm not going to be spurch the brand just because I don't take a check from them anymore.

[Jim Rome]

All right.

[Greg Warren]

It's all fun for you, Josh. It's.

[Chick McGee]

Do you still get Pringles for free? Yes or no?

[Greg Warren]

They shipped me a case when my special came out.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that was awesome.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. And then. And Procter and Gamble doesn't even own them anymore. It's a Kellogg's brand.

[Jim Rome]

Really?

[Joe Theisman]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Well, pickleball, by the way, guys, is the fastest growing sport in the United States.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Greg Warren]

You know what? Some of the other ones are fast growing Sports.

[Chick McGee]

There's a 24 hour pickleball place, I think a couple of them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Right here in town. Yeah. Unbelievable.

[Greg Warren]

Fastest growing sports, off course golf.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that. That has become really.

[Christy Lee]

What is off course golf?

[Chick McGee]

That where you just question Christy, go into an abandoned mall and just start playing golf. Is that what happens? Holy hell.

[Greg Warren]

That's what I thought.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

100 bucks if you hit the B. Dalton.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Greg Warren]

Means like top golf, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, got it.

[Greg Warren]

I thought it was just typical golfers being arrogant. Of course golf is what I thought

[Christy Lee]

is something we learned about yesterday. Fingerboarding on your list.

[Greg Warren]

I don't even know what that is.

[Christy Lee]

They're like, would you want to explain that to him, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

They're tiny they're actually tiny skateboards that you use your fingers with and you can do tricks and skate around with your hand.

[Chick McGee]

They actually use.

[Josh Arnold]

Very silly.

[Chick McGee]

They use their hands on.

[Christy Lee]

And they actually have a teeny tiny skateboard competition and an international competition and like toys.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I tell you, Pringle should. Might want to think about sponsoring that. The Pringle.

[Greg Warren]

They might get into that. I could see them. Winter fat biking.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Greg Warren]

You get on a bike that has big fat tires that are not full of air and you go through the snow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Greg Warren]

That's a workout.

[Josh Arnold]

That's got to be a workout.

[Christy Lee]

And cold.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the one I bet it is growing. It went from no. 1 to 2 people.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Just like that.

[Christy Lee]

100% growth rate.

[Chick McGee]

200 people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

All right, now I. Pat's a pickleball player.

[Pat Godwin]

I am indeed. I'm on the injured list right now.

[Greg Warren]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Torn rotator cuff.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, that's from the pickle ball.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

My brother in law broke his shoulder playing pickleball.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you got careful out there. If you're an older fella like myself.

[Chick McGee]

I broke.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

There's a theory that it was not started by Joel Pritchard, Bill Bell and Barney McCollum. I've always thought it was started by a group of or orthopedic surgeons.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Greg Warren]

These guys are up.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, man. Greg, you are.

[Greg Warren]

It is a. It is a bit of an older sport, but it's getting younger. I saw some number that said 68% of the pickleball players are above 60.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Greg Warren]

That is only rivaled by the game canasta.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I didn't even know canasta was out there. Still, that's. That's something. Something else.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I haven't played that in 35 years.

[Greg Warren]

That you know. You know, I like to impress people on the pickleball court.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Wasn't so much with my, my play. But if you guys, if you don't know the rules when you're serving, you say three numbers. You would say like eight, one, two. That means my team has eight. Your team has one. And this is the second man serving. Right, Right. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Now here's what I would do because I've been around a lot, you guys know, I've been a lot of business. I've traveled all over the country.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Greg Warren]

I'd. Real casual. I go eight, one, two. Bloomington, Indiana. Let's go.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice little area code humor.

[Greg Warren]

Six, one, two, Minneapolis. Boom. By the time. And, and I mean and these guys are sort of in place, depressed, a little bit thrown off guard. Next thing you know, there's a ball right in their face and they can't even think. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jim Rome]

Really.

[Greg Warren]

Three.

[Jeff Oskay]

One, two.

[Greg Warren]

Shy town.

[Chick McGee]

Here it comes. Shy town.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they call that the Yellow Pages distraction.

[Greg Warren]

It really. It really worked.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well,

[Greg Warren]

there is pro pickleball ball, and doubles is a much bigger deal than singles.

[Pat Godwin]

It is?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know the same way?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. What did. I missed it?

[Josh Arnold]

Porn is the same way.

[Chick McGee]

Porn?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Doubles porn gets more views than solo porn.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you feel about that, Greg?

[Christy Lee]

He's blushing.

[Greg Warren]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I think we need to wrap this up.

[Josh Arnold]

You see, when two people have sex, somebody.

[Greg Warren]

No, Josh, you didn't need to explain it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, somebody. Somebody's gonna get a text after.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I mistook your silence for not understanding.

[Greg Warren]

I'm sor.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Greg, I've got. I've got something here to tell you. You're going to be at the improv in Washington, D.C. august 21st through the 23rd.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then you're going to be at the Funny Farm in Warren, Ohio, I believe. The proud home of Dave Grohl, August 27th through the 28th. And then the Comedy Lounge in Boise, Idaho on September 18th.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

And the Nateland Live Tour in Indianapolis, October 23rd at Clue Hall. Greg, Ryan Hamilton, Julian McCullough and Trish. Sir.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

That'll be a show just killing. Good for you.

[Greg Warren]

Hey, guys. Also, I'm gonna. I'm taping my next. My next comedy special.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Greg Warren]

In Pittsburgh in November.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations.

[Pat Godwin]

I hope I get invited. I missed the last.

[Greg Warren]

You guys are all invited. As for every one of my specials, you're all invited. And I will have a. A hotel room for you.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. What are you looking for? 20, 25 minutes before.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, well, I was thinking about have slotting you in on the lineup, Josh, but after that porn reference.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, don't. Don't worry. I've got way more about porn. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

I think you're missing what I'm trying to say here.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, no. You're not going to miss my porn hunk, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Greg. Have a great rest of the week, buddy.

[Greg Warren]

Bye, guys. Love you.

[Chick McGee]

Good to see you, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

Buddy.

[Christy Lee]

That was nice. We actually got through the Warren Report.

[Chick McGee]

The amazing Greg Warren. There you go. Awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Joe Theisman]

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[Jim Rome]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got email Bob and Tom. Bobandtom.com.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, hello.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Trickster.

[Chick McGee]

There he is. Hey, there's Ace Cosby. Hello, Hello, Hello. And there's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

And I believe I have. It's time for history.

[Christy Lee]

It's that time.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, indeed. Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Greg Warren]

History.

[Chick McGee]

History, because if you don't remember, you're do if history, you'll probably do it again.

[Josh Arnold]

If you really think about it, you're

[Chick McGee]

doomed to rep. On this day in 1836, the Arc, the Triumph was inaugurated in Paris. Ah, something.

[Josh Arnold]

Beautiful place.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Something those rifle droppers can look to. That's really, that's really something.

[Josh Arnold]

What does Arc de Triumph mean?

[Chick McGee]

The Triumph of the Arch. It's a Triumph Bonneville and one of those motorcycles.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Are you on, are you saying motorcycle or motorcycle?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I'm motorcycle. But I, I'd like to be motorcycle.

[Joe Theisman]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's why my mom always said Chevy.

[Josh Arnold]

What? Chevy.

[Chick McGee]

Chevy instead of Chevrolet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Chevy. Chevy.

[Christy Lee]

Motorcycle. Yeah. My mom said that.

[Chick McGee]

She also said President Bush. Poosh. Let's see, in 1858, the United States and Japan signed the Harris Treaty, that, of course, was outlawing Harris Tweed in both countries.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. But they, that didn't Last long, I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

No, it didn't. Harris tweet a triumphant comeback in 1890. Artist Vincent Van Gogh or some say Vincent Van huff. He was 37 years old. He died of an apparent self inflicted gunshot.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think I knew that.

[Chick McGee]

I did not know he was.

[Christy Lee]

I think he was in a state hospital.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently started it was a wound and then it escalated.

[Pat Godwin]

Escalated.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And he.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

If he had heard what the doctors were trying to tell him, maybe he could have recovered.

[Christy Lee]

On this date in 1981, Prince Charles marries Lady Diana.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Were you.

[Josh Arnold]

They're still together.

[Christy Lee]

I know exactly where I was.

[Chick McGee]

Were you intertwined with someone at that point, Josh, where you had to watch the. That royal wedding?

[Josh Arnold]

I was three.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, three. Son of a guy. Yeah. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Were you entwined with someone? You had to watch that in the

[Josh Arnold]

big wedding for me was when Kermit and Piggy tied the knot in the end of Muppets Take Manhattan.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a true.

[Chick McGee]

Who was the best man in that? I hate to put you on the spot like this.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, it's okay. Oddly enough, it was Charles Grodin.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that right? I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

He was in the Great Muppet Caper, but I just remember the song. Still. Somebody's getting married.

[Chick McGee]

Jim Hunson. Jim Henson. Thought himself a wonderful songwriter. I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's all fun and nice.

[Chick McGee]

What is that though?

[Josh Arnold]

And didn't Paul Williams.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he wrote the Dream and the Rainbow Connection?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there's a good songwriter connection.

[Chick McGee]

How's that? How's that frog pedaling that bike, dude? Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Unbelievable. You. You guys saw that, didn't you? Lose your minds?

[Joe Theisman]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Muppets are riding bikes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

There's not a cable or string or motor in sight.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how they're doing.

[Christy Lee]

Because they were real. Real.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Except Fonzie. He was a puppet.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

1914, transcontinental telephone service in the United States became operational. The first test conversation between New York and San Francisco Francisco. It concerned the New York was trying to call Levi's in San Francisco.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

To have alterations. The 32s wouldn't fit. They were too tight. 34s were too big. They needed a 33 waist.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

On this date in 1965, the Beatles movie Help premiered with Queen Elizabeth in attendance. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that worth watching, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Is that in black and white?

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's a color.

[Joe Theisman]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hard days Night is black and white.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Here's the thing. It's not as good as Hard Day's Night, but the music, the music sections are nice. They're almost video, like. They're very well done.

[Christy Lee]

I need somebody.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's your favorite Beatles album? Movie.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, movie. Hard Day's Night.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hard Day.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's brilliant.

[Chick McGee]

What, what's the. What's the plot there? Don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they're just wacky, running around.

[Chick McGee]

Don't the boys find a body?

[Jeff Oskay]

And where does Yellow Submarine fall for you last? Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I hate it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

My favorite beetle. Yeah, I think my favorite beetle movie is Herby, the Love Book. That's a great one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, a beetle. Thank you, Josh. Well, in 1954, the first volume of J.R.R. tolkien's novel, Lord of the Rings was published.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I read the Hobbit and was pretty bored. And then I. I was like, oh, maybe I should read these Lord of the Rings books. And then the movies were so great. I went, no, I'm just gonna enjoy the films.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think the movies are okay. Yeah, I've never seen any of them.

[Christy Lee]

Is that the one with the little Dobie guy or the little Dobby Gillis?

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's Harry Potter. Dobie the house elf, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see. How much I know.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. Because he goes, yeah, I remember Dobby the house self.

[Josh Arnold]

He has zero self respect. He does. I'll do anything you say.

[Chick McGee]

I'm your servant. He lets everybody walk.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a spine. Nobe.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. On this day in 1957, I was born. No, on this day in 19, the International Atomic Energy Agency agency was established. In 1958, President Eisenhower signed the National Aeronautics and Space Act. That's right. It created NASA. Man, on this day. And Tom would be losing his mind right now about the Wii7 and, oh, yeah, them being introduced as astronauts.

[Josh Arnold]

NASA, a subsidiary of Warner Brothers.

[Christy Lee]

There we go. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

One of these. The shareholders. Stanley Cuber, birthdays today. Tim Mara, founder of the New York Giants. Born on this day in 1887. Getty Lee, 1953. Oh, it's his birthday.

[Christy Lee]

Rush guy, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Ken Burns. Who follows? Yeah, I play bass.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

1953, Ken Burns born. And he finally got his hair. Haircut.

[Christy Lee]

Chain. Did he really?

[Chick McGee]

It looks. It looks good.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, would you watch a Ken Burns documentary about Ken Burns?

[Chick McGee]

Burns? I would.

[Josh Arnold]

I would do.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope he does that before he dies.

[Chick McGee]

I love all the Ken Burns documentary.

[Josh Arnold]

I do too.

[Chick McGee]

I Can't tell you why.

[Josh Arnold]

You know Tom's big gripe about those. Enough Peter Coyote. Oh, can we get someone else to do. He's too great at it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I. I like even the ones that they don't have any film. They just do the slow focus of the pictures. I love it. It's wonderful. The. Benjamin Franklin's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we. Tom's kind of an idiot.

[Chick McGee]

I think we all can agree on that. 1953, Tim Gunn.

[Christy Lee]

I love him.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that guy, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

1972, he get any woman he wants. Oh, man, he is so popular. You know he does. 1972, Will Wheaton was born.

[Josh Arnold]

Stand by Me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wesley Crusher in Star Trek the Next Generation.

[Chick McGee]

Is he Beverly Crusher's son?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I keep wanting some lucky bastard out there got to do it with Beverly Crusher.

[Chick McGee]

People keep telling me I'd like Next gen, so I might.

[Josh Arnold]

You would.

[Chick McGee]

I like battle star. So 1993, some quarterback for an NFL team was born.

[Josh Arnold]

19. What. What year?

[Pat Godwin]

Must be a cowboy.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to guess.

[Chick McGee]

Got to be a cow the way Dak in Prescott. Congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

Damn Dak.

[Chick McGee]

Dakota Prescott. We're gonna come back. Is that all right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We have some big news. Out of Six Flags, we have a Powerball winner.

[Chick McGee]

Never been to Six Flags.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, now, some of them are Enchanted Forest or something. I forget. A new company bought some of them.

[Christy Lee]

Six Flags Great Adventure in New Jersey has big roller coaster news if you're interested in. Interested?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what?

[Christy Lee]

They. They think it'll set six world records

[Chick McGee]

for roller coasters in New Jersey.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let's see.

[Josh Arnold]

Smelliest.

[Jim Rome]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Rudest.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What exit.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not allowed to fill up your own roller coaster with gas.

[Chick McGee]

They do have weird. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Chrissy Lee at the news desk. Hello, hello, hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, hey. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's Chick McGee at the sports desk, sponsored by NHTSA speeding catches up with you?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes. Sworn down. There's Ace Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Osk.

[Jim Rome]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

And I believe we were at the. At the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Six Flags Grand Adventure. I guess I should read it correctly. Six Flags Great Adventure is aiming to rewrite roller coaster record Books with a new baka. It's called the Bakanawa. It's a roller coaster inspired by a legendary sea serpent from Philippine folklore. Are you familiar with this?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

The sea serpent?

[Josh Arnold]

No, my, my. Philippine folklore is a little Russian.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that like a bacchanawa? A sexy party or something? A bacchanal. There's.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's a mythical serpent that's said to rise from the sea and devour the moon.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

There's something to do with phallic in there, I think. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

It'll open in New Jersey in 2027 and expected to break six world record records while becoming one of the tallest roller coasters in the world. It'll stand 382ft tall, reach speeds up to 100 miles per hour.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Along a 3163 foot track. It'll take 2 minutes and 17 seconds to complete it. You will blast through three launches, including what Six Flags says will be the first upside down launch aboard free spinning floorless trains that rotate throughout the ride.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Making each trip slightly different. Different.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, weird.

[Christy Lee]

I can't even imagine this. Oh. Oh. Well, here we have.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the test. There it is.

[Joe Theisman]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

So they're all like open cars.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember when that looks like chaos.

[Chick McGee]

I used to. Yeah. They're upside down for so long.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd ride it, but boy, I don't

[Chick McGee]

know which is worse, upside down or standing up. Going that fast. I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

I could work there, but they don't pay that much.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at this thing. This thing's nuts. No, sorry. To the listener. We're not really describing.

[Christy Lee]

You'll be able to see it. Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Did you work at Six Flags? Is that where.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Foghorn was? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They haven't announced exactly the date it will open, but sometime in 2020.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty wild.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is there different classes of worker at Six Flags? Like are the entertainment people. Do you look down on the Tilt a World guy? Are they like a rougher crowd than the entertainers?

[Josh Arnold]

Like an excellent question and the answer is no. Oh, every. Yeah, there really wasn't that. Now in the entertainment area there, there was sort of a class system. There was. You could work. The top would be Miss Kitty's Saloon. Oh, that show was a dinner show.

[Chick McGee]

That was the most sought after gig.

[Josh Arnold]

And that was your. Higher. Yeah, that was your more talented singers and dancers and actors. Because that was a feature that when you were In Six Flags, you had to pay extra to go to Miss Kitty Saloon to have under. That would be. That was also up there with the Robin Hood Stunt Spectacular, because the stuntmen were, like, true stunt. Like, when they weren't working at Six Flags in the summer. In the fall, winter, and early spring, they were in Hollywood.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, I would talk to those guys, and they'd be like, oh, yeah. You know, when I was fighting WESLEY Snipes and U.S. marshals, you know that?

[Jeff Oskay]

And did the stunt guys get all the. All the tail?

[Josh Arnold]

They didn't. And here's why. They were gay as. No, there were. There were a ton of gay people in the Six Flags entertainment, but not. The stunt guys were stoic and quiet, and every time, we'd have a huge party because there were. There was a party every. There were parties every weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Mm.

[Josh Arnold]

They were. They were the guys sipping scotch alone in a recliner while the party was just going on.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Were they older?

[Greg Warren]

Typically.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So I was 19, though. They were like, 30.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Josh Arnold]

35. That kind of thing. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Seemed a lot older.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, But I never saw them. They could have. They were all fit dudes, but they were like these.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, they were, like curly in City Slickers. Just quiet and left alone.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Quite interesting.

[Jeff Oskay]

Where did you fall in the ring?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

The.

[Josh Arnold]

The mascot. The Looney Tunes show was. It was just. I bet they looked at us like, oh, yeah, those. A bunch of kids. That's just a bunch of kids running around.

[Chick McGee]

So did you have to audition to be Foghorn Leghorn?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And did they have it down to you and another guy or.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think me and another. Another girl because she was tall and she actually did it on days when I wasn't doing Foghorn.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you audition in costume?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Nope. So I had to audition as though I were in costume, like, real big.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

I left my dignity at the door to get that gig.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, but it was awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Good for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that'd be fun.

[Chick McGee]

How many summers did you do that? Two or three years in a row or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think three.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Were you always Foghorn Leghorn?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, for three years, I was always Fog.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So you got to come back, regain your title.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right.

[Joe Theisman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Foghorn Leghorns, after you left, do they point and go? That's Arnold. Arnold did that nobody can touch.

[Josh Arnold]

He spun the stand up base.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have to re. Audition every year?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good question.

[Christy Lee]

I would hope not. I did.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, these weekend parties, were they crazy?

[Josh Arnold]

Dude. So fun. So fun.

[Chick McGee]

The sir dude. The party night come out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, that was pre. Sir dude had not been knighted yet.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Well.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody in Florida is waking up to about $800 million thanks to Powerball. Mega Millions, actually. Yeah. Can you imagine? $800 million jackpot in Mega Millions.

[Josh Arnold]

Sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, it's equivalent to $344. $344. 344.2 million in cash.

[Joe Theisman]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

The government takes too much.

[Christy Lee]

They do take a lot, don't they?

[Greg Warren]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, they do.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you win $800 million. 650. I want at least six. 50. 50.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You can have 150 million.

[Chick McGee]

That seems fair.

[Greg Warren]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You're getting 150 million for doing nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Printing the. You pay for the paper.

[Christy Lee]

And if you are playing Mega Millions, a player in Illinois won 5 million. Another in New York won 3. So you might want to check your numbers. And Van Halen members David Lee Roth and Alex Van Halen are set to reunite for a 10 talk. The pair will be in conversation with visual artist Robert Vargas this Thursday, part of this year's TEDx Fargo event. The TED talk will be on YouTube and TEDx Fargo platforms in the coming weeks. The former bandmates, although Chick. I didn't realize this, I guess, are really good friends. They have not appeared in public, they say, since the band's last show in October of 2015.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember when Ted talks were for Intelligent. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I feel like they jump.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

They used to be. You would learn something. They were like a master class. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Those are good.

[Christy Lee]

Master classes are great.

[Chick McGee]

You have to pay for those, though, I think. Yeah, yeah, that's a.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a. Either subscription or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But we'll have more news coming up, but we have a special guest.

[Josh Arnold]

Does David Lee Roth have to tell us?

[Christy Lee]

Well, he was an emt, so maybe he has some great stories from. From that. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

He's on. Here's how you scream loud.

[Chick McGee]

He's in my. He's in my timeline. He's kind of a. Just up there, you know, crooning, I guess, when doing. Going through the hits and that's fun. Can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't get me wrong. I like them. It just. I'm not. I'm not sitting down and watching a TED Talk.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Osk. And there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee and I believe we have very special guest on the telephone being hooked up on the, on the telephone. It's the one, the only number seven in your program. Number one in your heart. It's Joe Theisman. Hi, Joe.

[Joe Theisman]

Good morning, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning, sir. Good morning.

[Christy Lee]

How are you, dear?

[Joe Theisman]

And I would be remiss if I didn't say, hi, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Joe.

[Chick McGee]

All right, behave yourself now. We're going to get to the NFL here in a second, Joe. But I know that Notre Dame has a very, a special place in your heart and they are being talked about as number one in college football this year. Do you, would you like to comment on any or all of that?

[Joe Theisman]

All of it's fine. I think, I think what happened last year was a travesty. I think the, you know, we were a heck of a football team a year ago and I think we'll be a better football team this year. Of course, Jeremiah Love going number one to the Cardinals this year just tells you how great a football player he is.

[Josh Arnold]

And.

[Joe Theisman]

Right. Darian Price is out in Seattle and he's, from what I understand, getting a lot of work so our two running backs from last year. But then, you know, the thing about Notre Dame is it's always next man up who's, who's going to be the next person to have the opportunity to be able to stand out at the university. And, you know, Marcus Freeman's just done a fantastic job with the culture and everything that he's built there. And you know, C.J. carr is, you know, gonna, I think he's gonna have it on his shoulders a little bit more this year. I think we'll see a more wide open offense defensively. I feel like we're going to be strong again. And we are the Irish and here we come.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly. Right now, the NFL, apparently the Rams are loading up. And have you heard the rumors that Aaron Donald is coming out of somewhat of a retirement, going to rejoin the team?

[Joe Theisman]

I have heard that. You know, there's been a lot of conversation. I'm sure. I get. I'm sort of believing that it will happen. I mean, adding Miles Garrett to the Rams was a plus in itself. Now if Aaron Donald comes back, you've got an outside guy and an inside guy that are two future hall of Famers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

Plus, you know, you can't ignore the offense of the Rams as well. Matthew, is this going to be as last year, is it not? Is just a phenomenal receiver, Devonte Adams, another one? I mean, they've got, they've got people everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

And the Rams are favored as, as Notre Dame sort of is favored a little bit in college football. I think the Rams, everybody's looking at them and saying, you know, these are the ones to beat. Now the big thing, as always, you know this, you have to stay healthy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

Who's. Who's going to be healthy through the course of the year? And whichever team is left standing at the end that's fairly healthy probably has the best chance to win.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And speaking of injuries, last year for the first time, Patrick Mahomes, a serious injury and apparently he's on. He's somewhat on track to possibly be ready by opening day. He's been practicing. He's been cleared to practice. Have you heard anything about that?

[Joe Theisman]

Yeah, he's. He's practicing full. They, you know, they've turned him loose. I mean, you know, different. Got Daniel Jones went down last year, of course, Patrick went down. Boys went down in the championship game, which was before the championship game, which was a blow. But I mean, you know, what's this year going to be like for Josh Allen? They've gotten so Close is this year Joe Burrow in the Cincinnati Bengals breakthrough. We in Washington, you know, Jaden Daniels last year missed a lot of football. New offensive coordinator Terry McLaurin's in the distractions aren't what they were a year ago. So I mean, there's storyline after storyline after storyline that you, you know, if you're an NFL fan, you're just inundated with wonderful things to read about. Now. Aaron Rodgers and DK Metcalf in Pittsburgh, are they going to be an incredible combination? You know, can the Broncos get it done? Can the Chiefs come back? Will the Raiders be able to win some games? Will Arizona win some games? Games. And there's all kinds of questions.

[Chick McGee]

Have you had a chance to see Mendoza in person, the Raiders quarterback?

[Joe Theisman]

I have not, no. But you know, watching him play last year, he's a very impressive guy. You know, a lot of times if, if you're the number one pick in the draft, that means the team wasn't very good. And I think the Raiders, you know, are going to build and go forward. He's a great starting point for this football team. Again, the thing, the problem with the Raiders is you're in a division with Denver, the Chargers and the Chiefs.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Joe Theisman]

Okay. So all of them established, all of established quarterbacks, all championship caliber teams. And you know, now you're, you get to measure yourself against the best and see where you have to put the pieces together.

[Chick McGee]

Now all these NFL shows that I watch quite often, the Washington football team is never really mentioned is that I'm on the side that that's kind of a good thing. We're being quiet and we're just waiting for the season to start. And we're not. There's, there's no behind the scenes fighting, I guess, or anything. It's just a normal training camp starting. Do you feel that way or.

[Joe Theisman]

Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. You know, calm is not. Not bad. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

Calm, calm seas are not bad to sail a ship in. Okay. I think, I think that whole division, the NFC East, Washington, I believe, is a better football team. I think they'll be better defensively. They added some people.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

Dallas, I think is a better football team defensively. Added people. Philadelphia has been Philadelphia, they've been consistent for the last three or four years. And the Giants, I think will be better with harbor there. So, I mean, that whole division, I think got better. As you look around the league and say, is there a more balanced division? I'm not sure if there is anywhere in the League, a more balanced division. And of course, we always have the drama of, you know, talk about rocky seas. You got the Cleveland Browns.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You're looking through.

[Joe Theisman]

If you're looking for tough seas, you know, you look to Cleveland because, you know, they had five quarterbacks. I don't know how many they have now. And now it's sort of boiled down, I think, to, you know, to Shador and Deshaun Watson, who hasn't played football in like, what, four years?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, something like that.

[Joe Theisman]

It's interesting. Yeah, it's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of the Washington Football Club.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Christie?

[Christy Lee]

What are your thoughts, Joe, on the update for the plans on the RFK Stadium, the new RFK Stadium?

[Joe Theisman]

I think it's exciting, Christie. I mean, I've been at the site. I did a thing with Peyton Manning. We did think a Peyton Place down there, four of us, when they were tearing it down. And Josh Harris has. Our owner has really, really looked at, you know, he grew up in Maryland. He went to RFK Stadium. And to be able to have the new stadium built in that area, it's great for development in the Washington area. I think it's great for fans that have gone to the stadium so many years, and it'll be great for the new fans that get a chance to get down there and experience, you know, sort of the aura of what we had an opportunity to do. And the stadium looks like it's going to be spectacular. They're pointing to maybe 20, 30, maybe 29, but 20, 30 probably will be the opening of the new stadium. And I think it's. It's exciting for what's going on. And so many teams around the league. I mean, I've got new stadium, Buffalo is going to have a new stadium. Different places around the league. They're. What amazes me, though, is the great job that Lamar Hunt did when he, you know, when he had the Kansas City Chiefs and the foresight that he had to do the things that he did in that stadium to what people are doing now. And, you know, that's some of one of the great geniuses of the game that really changed football when he, you know, when he bought Kansas City and started doing the things they were doing.

[Christy Lee]

Can you share a couple of those?

[Joe Theisman]

Oh, just the suites, for example, areas.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

And those things like that, really more, I guess you could say, quote unquote, the business side of it.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Joe Theisman]

Mr. Hunt had us at a suite there. Matter of fact, he was a. He got me started many, many years ago. I had the privilege to spend some Time with him. And he was a collector of old, old types of entertainment games. Like remember the old Rock Em Sock Em chick? You'll know this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

Where they had. Yeah, okay, the old. But he had all kinds of different things. And he was also a collector of small, small ceramic type of characters. And, and, and he had a golf. Sort of a golf collection. And it got me started on these little ceramic characters that I started collecting. And you know, Mr. Hunt was really the one who was the inspiration to me that had a chance to do that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Joe, I do a Rock Em Sock em robot imitation.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he does.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know if you were aware of that.

[Joe Theisman]

You know, I did not know that.

[Chick McGee]

This is what. This is what it sounds like when you get your block knocked off. Hey, see, there it is. Just like. It's just like you were there, right, Joe?

[Joe Theisman]

It's not a Rockham Sockum. It's a whiny one.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of a whiny. That's exactly right. If you had to. Oh, boy. You want to go over under on records or you want to just say early super bowl pick or any of those treat your fancy?

[Joe Theisman]

I think, I think, I think you have to look at the Rams and say if they're healthy, they're going to be tough to beat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

You know, but Seattle, Seattle has proven last year just how good they are. You know, I've said this something times and you know, this defense wins championship.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Joe Theisman]

You know, how good is. How good is your defense? The last two years, both Philadelphia and Seattle were driven by their defense. Their offenses did what they needed to, but their defense has made the difference. I think the Rams, with what they've done, realize that. And that's the area that they're going in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

I think there's a couple teams in the league that people ought to keep it on. I think the Bears, Caleb did a terrific job under Ben, you know, growing at the quarterback position. The Saints are a team, I think, that could, you know, do something in the NFC South. I was just with. Out at the American Century Championship out in Lake Tahoe. I was just, just with Trevor Lawrence. My gosh, he's a big young man.

[Chick McGee]

He's a big dude. Yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

Beautiful fan. Wonderful family. I mean, honest to goodness, but there aren't too many people I stand next to, you know, you because of your aura. I stand next to you and I feel.

[Chick McGee]

Thank. Thank you, Joe.

[Joe Theisman]

Yeah. But standing next to Trevor was like, wow, what a big young man he is. And A good one. You know, Jags lean. A move last year.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, they sure did. They're one of the sexy picks. Yeah, that's right.

[Joe Theisman]

Yeah. There's different guys than, like, Bryce Young is looking at possibly a new contract. C.J. stroud, new contract. You know, Jordan Love, you know, had a good year, but then in the playoffs, didn't play very well. So what's going to happen this year? And of course, you know, the one that I'm always curious about is Joe Burrow in the Cincinnati Bengals. I mean, they can put up as many points as anybody. Can they stop anybody, Right. I mean, they. Like the old San Diego Chargers when Dan Fouts was there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

We can score 35. The problem is the other guys are scoring.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. Well, thank you, Joe. I'll be rooting on the. The Washington football team right along with you. And by gosh, next week, it all starts with the hall of Fame game. And it's been a long off season, Joe.

[Joe Theisman]

It really, really has. Yes, it really has. You know, and it's. But it's great that football's back and it's exciting to see what's going on as far as the, you know, the league goes. Like I say, there's so many new and wonderful things happen in the league. Yeah. We'll talk again as we move on.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Joe, what did you do in the off season?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you were.

[Joe Theisman]

You.

[Chick McGee]

You're out speaking, you're out working, you were golfing.

[Joe Theisman]

Yeah, I do motivational speeches. I'm on my way to Jackson Hole. Coming up here next week. We've got a show in Chicago, an autograph show in Chicago. I had to over the weekend. And then Robin's been working on the house.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Again, you know what the. You know what the most terrifying sentence in a husband's life. Wife. Is when his wife looks at him and she goes, you know what I'd like to do?

[Christy Lee]

I said that last night. Yeah. I kind of like to paint the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

And then the next thing you know, you're standing in the middle of a room edition and what the heck's going on?

[Joe Theisman]

Yeah, we don't settle for just painting the bathroom. Christine. I think the house is the wrong color.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I've been.

[Chick McGee]

All right, Joe, thanks for. Thanks for checking in.

[Christy Lee]

It's always a pleasure.

[Joe Theisman]

Catch up with you, hopefully through the course of the year.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir. We'll talk.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Joe.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Joe Theisman]

Bye. Bye.

[Chick McGee]

Gentleman and a scholar, Joe Theisman. Yep. Number seven.

[Christy Lee]

You ever thought you'd sit here and Talk to Joe Theisman.

[Chick McGee]

Like number right there in the phone.

[Christy Lee]

It's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Something else. It's nuts.

[Christy Lee]

Wonderful thing about this job, him and Peter.

[Chick McGee]

Peter Frampton. I never. I would have never believed it.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up we have an Italian con artist that's been jailed for. He said he had the world's oldest and largest amphitheater that he found and he was charging tourists to come see it. But not so quick, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

He found an amphitheater like an ancient Greek.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. An ancient Roman. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Roman amphitheater, huh?

[Chick McGee]

That's quite a find if that.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Christy Lee]

Make a lot of money. Well, this guy. Not exactly what it assumed.

[Chick McGee]

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[Jim Rome]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, hello, hello.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh. Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Everybody, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Jeff. Oskar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey, hey. And Christy, what did you tease when we left?

[Christy Lee]

Well, a guy's been jailed in Italy for fraud after promoting an ancient Roman amphitheater that he actually built himself. Twenty years ago, Franco Malato claimed to have discovered the site known as the Baro Maritime Amphitheater in the northeastern city of Vicenzia.

[Josh Arnold]

This old con, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How many times?

[Christy Lee]

Vinza. According to Italy. Italy's boy, something I cannot pronounce.

[Chick McGee]

And Krissy, that's Italy.

[Christy Lee]

Italy. He was charging tourists $45 to visit what he called one of the world's oldest and largest amphitheaters. It's very old, dating back to 393 AD.

[Chick McGee]

Super, super old.

[Christy Lee]

However, an investigation revealed the structure contained fiberglass paper mache columns.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

And plaster statues dating from the early 2000s.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

They had those things.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. A lot of people.

[Christy Lee]

Another, the 69 year old was sentenced to two years and four months in prison for illegal construction, art forgery and creating works without authorization. Man.

[Josh Arnold]

Art forgery?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He claimed it was Julius Caesar.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right. There. Right, Right in that plastic chair.

[Christy Lee]

He claimed that Julius Caesar had visited this site on his return to Rome from Egypt with Cleopatra.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would I lie to you?

[Chick McGee]

Why would I do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't make sense, your honor.

[Chick McGee]

I look like a nice guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Caesar said right there.

[Pat Godwin]

He used the papier mache.

[Christy Lee]

He also said Shakespeare's famous fictional character, Juliet Capulet.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Lived in an old church.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Right there in the city.

[Greg Warren]

That is a.

[Josh Arnold]

Her bed.

[Chick McGee]

She's a beautiful lady.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, people, Julius Caesar sat right here and watched the cats made salad.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what he did. He made his salads right there.

[Chick McGee]

And Billy Shakes right over there, he

[Josh Arnold]

saw a hamlet in the head.

[Christy Lee]

Now, on the other side of the coin, archaeologists have uncovered a 3,000 year old tomb near the southern Egypt city. Egyptian city, rather, of Luxor.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so we're supposed to believe this after what you just told us?

[Josh Arnold]

Is the city of Luxor named after the place in Vegas?

[Christy Lee]

In Vegas?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I guess it must be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

CBS News reports a Dutch archaeological mission from Leiden University.

[Josh Arnold]

That means every archaeologist paid for themselves. It's a Dutch archaeological.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

The tomb identified as belonging to a man named Passer. P A S E R. Sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

Sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Passer is believed to date to.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you mean Pusser?

[Christy Lee]

The ramsay period from 1292 to 1077 BC of course.

[Chick McGee]

The Ramsey period, sure.

[Christy Lee]

The team of archaeologists will work to identify people buried in the necropolis and learn more about them. Man, man, are you a big archaeology person.

[Chick McGee]

Every time I hear about Necropolis, I think of dead things.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's because they're dead.

[Chick McGee]

That would bum me out, you know, walking on bodies and stuff. Gosh,

[Christy Lee]

there's a lot going on in Egypt in archeology. We talked about that off the air. The other pretty amazingly. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They've been around for a long time,

[Josh Arnold]

you know, longer than even the we even know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists say great apes cuddle. What do they know before stressful events to help keep the peace?

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. Well, I heard they're not so great apes. Okay, how about that? What about those?

[Josh Arnold]

I prefer Grape Ape.

[Chick McGee]

Why did they make and that was somewhat of a successful cartoon, Grape Ape. And that's all he said.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember Grape.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't either.

[Chick McGee]

That's what he said.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He was more popular than Rape Ape.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a cartoon that I think only lasted one episode.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they. They kicked that around in the writer's room, but it really didn't make it.

[Christy Lee]

Was Grape purple?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Was he. Was he purple?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember either.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm still shocked at what I said.

[Christy Lee]

I know. Researchers observed chimpanzees and bonobos hugging, kissing and cuddling before competing over food.

[Chick McGee]

Bonobos, the food order.

[Jeff Oskay]

Shirt order.

[Christy Lee]

Bonobos are horny all the time.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know that. They're crazy horny.

[Chick McGee]

They're the pat God ones.

[Christy Lee]

The behavior appears to reassure one another and reduce tension.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, you're fine. You're fine.

[Christy Lee]

They compared it to a football team huddle before a big game chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Because great apes are our closest relatives, scientists say human gestures like hugs or a pat on the shoulder before stressful event may have evolved from the same ancient social instincts. One of the most surprising findings was that chimpanzees, despite their reputation for aggression, engaged in close contact, including placing fingers in one another's mouths.

[Josh Arnold]

How odd.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fish hooking each other.

[Josh Arnold]

That can be hot. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the fish hook. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Take that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I remember where I was standing when I heard official.

[Christy Lee]

I don't even know what that Is. And I don't want to know.

[Chick McGee]

Couldn't believe it.

[Christy Lee]

That's one of those I don't want to know things.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know that one.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not. It's nothing too graphic.

[Chick McGee]

It's really kind of t. It's a

[Josh Arnold]

power move is what it is. Hot, hot power move.

[Christy Lee]

You can only do official involved.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's your finger and you just put it in your.

[Chick McGee]

Do this, do that, do a little of that.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Or you can do both.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Jeez.

[Josh Arnold]

It's pretty cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

The cameras are.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't help with that.

[Chick McGee]

If she's. She's into it. I mean, you don't want to, you know, you gotta ask.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know, airborne security workers in the Netherlands caught a Canadian woman trying to smuggle a bipolar a ball python in her bra.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it could have been bi.

[Christy Lee]

Could have been a ball python.

[Josh Arnold]

Or maybe just I swing both ways on vines.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe the python.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe bi curious or something.

[Christy Lee]

The reptile was discovered under the woman's clothes. During a security check, she reportedly told enforcement officers she'd found the snake at a hotel in Amsterdam.

[Chick McGee]

I found it. I put my bed down for the evening. There was a snake. I couldn't believe it.

[Christy Lee]

The python is now safe in an expert shelter. What the hell does that mean?

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to put you on the spot. Why do they call them ball pythons? Is there something about they'll ball up? They ball. Oh, really? Okay.

[Jim Rome]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Son a. Of have a gun.

[Christy Lee]

Do they get real big or do they stay kind of small?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they can get big.

[Pat Godwin]

Now why is it called a rattlesnake?

[Josh Arnold]

Because.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They eat rats and then tell everybody about it.

[Chick McGee]

I got it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Rat tail snake. See?

[Josh Arnold]

And the water snake, it's allergic to water.

[Pat Godwin]

That makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

Would you like to have a rattle from a rattlesnake?

[Jim Rome]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Just rice skin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that where the first, like baby rattles came from? They took like that idea of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. In the old west, babies used to play with rattlesnakes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I figured it would be dad.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no.

[Joe Theisman]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And the only ones that really could play with a rattlesnake were baby mongoose. They could.

[Josh Arnold]

They really could.

[Chick McGee]

They really could play with cobras. Yeah. They didn't care.

[Christy Lee]

Health experts are warning parents that the trendy squishy toys called need if they're left in a hot car, can burn small children.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jeez.

[Christy Lee]

The fidget toys neatos are filled with a jelly like substance and are becoming Increasingly popular.

[Chick McGee]

However, that seems dangerous.

[Christy Lee]

If you leave toys in a hot car, it acts like an oven which can increase the risk of the viscous liquid exploding.

[Josh Arnold]

They call this the hot pocket effect.

[Christy Lee]

CBS News reports there's also an alarming trend wherein kids microwave the toys. Toys to make them more pliable.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

This has also led to burn injuries with 19 year old suffering 2nd degree burns on his face and hands after microwaving.

[Josh Arnold]

That's terrible.

[Christy Lee]

His neato toy. So if you have those around, moms and dads.

[Josh Arnold]

Also, if you're a parent that has to be reminded not to let your children microwave their toys. Yeah, maybe. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sell your kids to somebody who can take care of them.

[Chick McGee]

You should go out in the woods and live by yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes. Don't microwave your toys. That's about all I got today, kids. We'll have to check in again tomorrow and see what's going on.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't, well, I didn't have a microwave when I was a kid.

[Pat Godwin]

One of my.

[Chick McGee]

They weren't invented yet. I mean, they were, but they weren't. I think the first microwaves were as big as the refrigerators. Now I believe probably like that. All right, we'll be back tomorrow. Is that right? Everybody coming back?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Joe Theisman]

We'll see.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's always a game time decision for me.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at, you can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

It's been such a roller coaster of emotions.

[Chick McGee]

You can feel the intensity.

[Christy Lee]

Quite a bit of time, energy, effort,

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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