The BOB & TOM Show - July 30, 2025

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Summary of The BOB & TOM Show - July 30, 2025

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The July 30, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivered its characteristic blend of humor, talk, news, and sports. Broadcasting live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, hosts Chick McGee and Tom Griswold, along with contributors Christy Lee and Josh Arnold, navigated through a myriad of entertaining topics, listener interactions, and light-hearted banter. Below is a detailed breakdown of the episode's key segments and discussions.

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1. Satirical Delivery Service Discussion

The episode opened with a humorous skit about a fictional overnight delivery company, Norfolk and Waypal Delivery Services, merging Norfolk and Winston Railroad with Waypal Delivery Services.

• Chick McGee [00:36]: "The famous Norfolk and Winston Railroad has just merged with Waypal Delivery Services. Together, our new company will revolutionize the overnight delivery business."

• Tom Griswold [00:50]: "You're telling me you can get this 2,000-pound package from New York to LA overnight, by train?"

The gag playfully exaggerates the challenges of large package deliveries, setting a comedic tone for the show.

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2. Helmet Accessories and Social Acceptance

A segment delved into the use of skull caps under bike helmets, sparking a conversation about fashion, functionality, and societal perceptions.

• Tom Griswold [05:24]: "This is my new one. I had another one that was a little too tight."

• Christy Lee [02:04]: "He's putting on a black skull cap."

The hosts debated the practicality and style of such accessories, with Chick McGee complimenting Tom's choice.

• Chick McGee [05:24]: "Dude, you look good."

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3. Travel Hacks: The Evolution of Luggage

Chick McGee and Tom Griswold discussed the transformation of luggage technology, particularly the introduction of wheeled carry-ons.

• Tom Griswold [33:04]: "1970, Mr. Bernard Sedow patented the first wheeled suitcase. I repeat, we were on the moon before we put wheels on suitcases."

• Chick McGee [33:16]: "It's amazing that it's July of 2025, almost August, and you're becoming aware of them now."

The conversation highlighted the delayed adoption of four-wheeled suitcases despite technological advancements, blending nostalgia with modern travel frustrations.

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4. Airport Anecdotes and Passenger Interactions

Tom shared a personal story from his time at the Denver airport, where he unintentionally helped a confused young man navigate the terminals.

• Tom Griswold [08:19]: "You know what do I give off a vibe like I know anything because."

• Christy Lee [09:07]: "My 12-year-old said to me, are you flying by yourself?"

This segment emphasized unexpected moments of connection during travel, wrapped in typical show humor.

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5. Sporting News: WNBA Dildo Incident

A notable sports news story was discussed, involving an unprecedented incident at a WNBA game where a neon green dildo was thrown onto the court.

• Chick McGee [62:01]: "A Women's National Basketball Association game faced an unusual disruption... a neon green dildo came hurtling out of the stands and landed at mid-court."

• Josh Arnold [62:21]: "It sounds like it's going to be rude."

The hosts debated the appropriateness and possible motivations behind such a disruptive act, blending factual reporting with comedic commentary.

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6. Listener Letters: Luggage Woes and Cosmetic Concerns

The show featured several listener letters, addressing issues ranging from damaged luggage wheels to concerns about cosmetic procedures.

• Listener Letter [141:27]: "I bought my son some nice expensive luggage... the baggage handlers snap a wheel off, making it completely useless."

• Tom Griswold [141:52]: "This is a letter from Ireland... a longtime listener, first-time emailer, saying hello to you from the Dingle peninsula."

Chick and Tom humorously responded to the frustrations of broken luggage wheels, while also touching on heartfelt messages from international listeners.

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7. Cosmetic Procedures: Botox and Fillers

A serious yet comedic discussion emerged about the growing trend of men seeking Botox injections for their penises, highlighting potential risks and societal perceptions.

• Christy Lee [128:50]: "Dr. Jason Emer, a cosmetic dermatologist and surgeon, says an increasing number of patients are coming to him to correct complications from penis fillers."

• Josh Arnold [147:56]: "I wouldn't do it even if it was the most qualified physician."

The segment balanced humor with concern, addressing the stigmas and misconceptions surrounding male cosmetic enhancements.

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8. Decluttering Tips: The Poop Rule

Christy Lee introduced a trending decluttering method from TikTok known as the Poop Rule, which encourages individuals to imagine their possessions covered in poop to determine their worthiness to keep items.

• Christy Lee [102:27]: "It suggests people imagine their stuff is covered in poop... if the answer is yes, you keep it."

• Tom Griswold [103:00]: "What's the point?"

The hosts expressed skepticism and amusement over the unconventional approach, discussing its effectiveness and practicality.

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9. Movies and Cultural References

Throughout the episode, references to classic films like Mr. Ed, Casablanca, and Easy Rider were made, blending nostalgia with current discussions.

• Chick McGee [19:03]: "Mr. Ed also played a love doctor in another episode."

• Tom Griswold [25:02]: "That's because you're a cinephile."

These references served as comedic anchors, allowing the hosts to reminisce and joke about iconic movie moments.

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10. Closing Remarks and Promotions

In typical fashion, the episode concluded with promotions for sponsors like Simplisafe and Raycon, interwoven with final jokes and teasers for upcoming segments.

• Chick McGee [15:27]: "We use it here at the Bob and Tom studios."

• Tom Griswold [155:10]: "Raycon's Everyday Earbuds Classic."

The hosts maintained their humorous and engaging style, encouraging listeners to participate and stay tuned for future episodes.

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Notable Quotes:

• Chick McGee [05:24]: "Dude, you look good."
• Tom Griswold [33:04]: "We were on the moon before we put wheels on suitcases."
• Chick McGee [62:01]: "A neon green dildo came hurtling out of the stands and landed at mid-court."
• Christy Lee [102:27]: "If the answer is yes, you keep it."
• Josh Arnold [147:56]: "I wouldn't do it even if it was the most qualified physician."

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This episode exemplified The BOB & TOM Show's unique ability to blend satire, genuine news, listener engagement, and light-hearted humor, ensuring an entertaining experience for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom show. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

What am I gonna do? I've gotta get this box to Los Angeles by tomorrow. So just FedEx it. Are you kidding? It's too big. Well, then overnight it by train. By train? All the way across the country. Overnight? Are you crazy?

[Chick McGee]

No, pal, he's not crazy. The famous Norfolk and Winston Railroad has just merged with Waypal Delivery Services. Together, our new company will revolutionize the overnight delivery business. Askforce by name, we're.

[Tom Griswold]

Hold it. You're telling me you can get this 2,000 pound package from New York to LA overnight, by train?

[Chick McGee]

Norfolk and Way, pal. Overnight. Absolutely, positively, absolutely, positively. We will get you through it. There's Norfolk and Wave House. We are gonna do it when you go by rail. No package is too large and we'll get it there overnight.

[Tom Griswold]

Norfolk and Way, pal.

[Chick McGee]

That's the name. We do it by train, cross country, by rail, overnight. There's Norfolk and Way, pal here at the Bronx Zoo.

[Christy Lee]

He actually shipped Washoe the gorilla to the San Diego Zoo overnight. We had to pry his ey on.

[Tom Griswold]

The west coast, but he's fine now.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely, positively, absolutely, positively we will get you through it.

[Chick McGee]

There's nor way ask yours by name. Overnight, by train. Norfolk and way, pal. Norfolk, Virginia.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to hit that L, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, good morning. You know, if you're from Norfolk, they. They embrace the.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Chick McGee]

The silent L. Yeah. Ye. Wear it like a badge of honor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do the TV shows do that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I haven't noticed that. Hi, welcome. It's the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey there.

[Chick McGee]

That's Ace Cosby. Hey. And I'm Chick McGee. Tom. I'm going to tell on you, Tom. Not feeling all 100% this morning. A little. A little under the weather.

[Christy Lee]

Where'd this guy go?

[Tom Griswold]

He's. He can't make it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got an issue today. We'll talk about it later.

[Chick McGee]

He's on assignment.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Yeah. He's probably listening right now.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Pat. I got a letter about him.

[Chick McGee]

Got along. Got a long drive.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll and I will get to that at some point. Hello and thank you for joining us. I've stacks and stacks of letters I want to go to. Also, I want to run something by you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

All right?

[Tom Griswold]

Right now we can't. This is going to require me to remove my headphones.

[Chick McGee]

Let's do it.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't want. While I'm doing this. Christy, can you describe what's happening?

[Christy Lee]

You're sitting in your chair.

[Tom Griswold]

That was very funny and well deserved. I'm trying. I was over here stalling, trying not to spill.

[Christy Lee]

So you're not feeling well. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll be okay.

[Christy Lee]

Anyway, all right, so.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. I need a judgment call after I get this done.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna take long. It's kind of visual, though, so you have to say what's happening.

[Christy Lee]

All right, so Tom is taking off his headphones as we speak.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

And he has a hat that he still has on his head.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Now he's taking the hat off.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Why get my bangs out of my eyes?

[Christy Lee]

He still flips his hair back like he has bangs, which I. I respect. Gotta love that. Now he's putting on.

[Chick McGee]

All right, I'm 100% in. I don't care how this turns out. I love it.

[Christy Lee]

He's putting on a black skull cap.

[Josh Arnold]

That almost looks like a swimmer's cap.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. But it's got. Is that for your bike?

[Chick McGee]

Primarily. Pretty popular in the NFL. They wear under their helmets.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And it says grip grab on it.

[Christy Lee]

So you put that under your bike helmet, I'm assuming.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. You put this under, and it keeps your helmet.

[Chick McGee]

Dude, you look good.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sweating.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I was criticized while putting this on by someone saying, who?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you tell me who.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give you a hint.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I, I retract my question. Thank you. You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

You may recall I live with another.

[Christy Lee]

Adult, and she did not care for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then I was showing it a friend of mine, and he said that white guys can't wear these.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's not one of those.

[Chick McGee]

It's not a. I don't think that's the case.

[Christy Lee]

You're not wearing it to the grocery?

[Tom Griswold]

I kind of like it, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know who wears one of these is. They're very fine. Guitarist for U2.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, isn't the name like Hank Randall the Edge?

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, he wears something like. Like this. He gets away with it, but then he's a rock star. What do you think? Can I wear this around town?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Yes. Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

What's the point? Does it keep your head warm? Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Does it make your helmet on your bike? Does it make the helmet more comfortable?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those helmets, they're really uncomfortable. And. Yeah, I went for a long ride a few weeks ago, and I walked inside and it looked like someone had taken a ball peen hammer and whacked me in the. Right there in my forehead.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It was just chewing up my skull. So yeah. Wearing a helmet. Obviously a smart move, I hope for everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah. So and I. This is my new one. I. I had another one that was a little too tight.

[Josh Arnold]

We're laughing because that is tight.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that one's tight.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I may have to. These. This is supposedly one size fits all. Now you're probably coming to the conclusion that I have a large head. No, no.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you gotta have.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I'm normally sized.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I would think so.

[Chick McGee]

Normal to leaning towards small.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now Godwin has enormous head.

[Christy Lee]

He's got a big noggin. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So. Well, you know who's the biggest head on the staff is. We measured those quite a while ago. Jess Hooker has the biggest head in the. In the building.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, her head is bigger than Pat's.

[Chick McGee]

I think she wears like a seven and a half or seven and three quarters.

[Tom Griswold]

Does anyone know hat size anymore?

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick's pretty good at it.

[Chick McGee]

I know I'm seven and what is it? Two thirds?

[Josh Arnold]

I always forget mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

So I haven't ordered a sized hat in a while.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. This actually leads to a thing I was thinking about. Does this.

[Chick McGee]

This looks like some. Like an evil. A villain in some movie would wear that to stimulate his brain. I think that would be to come up with a idea. I think it works that really be the. The villain in a movie would be. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I've never seen anyone wear one.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I've never seen. Not the. Yeah. Not the helmet liner.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Just around but.

[Chick McGee]

And it's kind of throwing me because you do have it. It's a little crooked. It's off to one side.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I can't see.

[Chick McGee]

I know, I know. Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So that makes it a little silly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are these called?

[Chick McGee]

Got a little flavor. Skull cap maybe?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what they're called?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is kind of a.

[Tom Griswold]

Now don't some of them come with like a built in ponytail?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, those are the tied on right. Or the adjustable. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, those are more of a coolie you would call a durag. I don't know what the actual name is. Is for those.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a certain class of those that bikers can get away with. You know what I'm saying?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody can get away with anything.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

There's the right attitude or DMX would.

[Josh Arnold]

Wear the, he kind of had his with.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think if you go downtown and you're wearing that and somebody is going to come up and say, hey, you can't wear that. Take that off your head right now. Do you think that's what's going to happen?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it increases the odds of me being mugged.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it makes, I don't think it decreased.

[Tom Griswold]

Decreases thinking that guy's a badass.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you dmx?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think he's going to be confused. Well, you are hip though, man. It gives you street credit. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Here's something interesting. You've been to the Denver airport. You have to get on those trains to go to the various terminals and when they, when the train empties out, you have to go up these escalators and it's, but it's kind of confusing. And so I get off the train and this guy, there's whatever 200 people are milling around about to go up the escalator and this really nice guy comes up to me, probably mid-20s and but he's like, he's really confused and he goes, I've never been in an airport before a and, and you know, can you help me? And I explained to him what, what you had to do and it was no big deal. But then I thought, I wonder why he picked me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm really shocked by that.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what do I give off a vibe like I know anything because.

[Christy Lee]

You'Re not the one to go to in an airport to ask.

[Tom Griswold]

My 12 year old said to me, are you flying by yourself? Who's gonna, who's gonna lead you around? And as you recall the story, I ended up by the way, almost missing the plane last one on because they'd moved the gate after I'd been sitting in front of it for.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of travel, Tom gets up about, I don't know, 20 minutes ago and leaves the, to leave the room. Now if you know anything about all about Tom, he can't come into a room and say, oh hey, how's it going? And you go, oh, hi. Like a normal person. And he can't just get up and leave a room. He has to make a statement both coming in and going, going out of the room. Something like, hey, you hear about the tsunami or whatever. I don't know why he does this. So he gets up to leave the room and he goes, hey, I got one of those roller, roller carry ons. They got four wheels on. Have you seen these? And then he Goes. And then he goes. You know, 90% of the people have those. It's for about 20 years.

[Christy Lee]

I've had mine for quite a while.

[Tom Griswold]

The rectangular ones that. They can go rectangular. They can go four wheels or two.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I had mine. I'd had mine for a month before I realized, oh, you can flip it this way and drag it behind you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Because I was toting it around on all four wheels.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen this?

[Tom Griswold]

But everyone. That's what. Because those are designed to be in the upper. Whatever you call it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Storage thing. Yeah, yeah. That's all anyone has anymore. I'm telling you. 90 of the people.

[Chick McGee]

And they're very popular. And then we're laughing because he's insane, but he goes, I'm right.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is leading.

[Chick McGee]

I'm right about this.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is leading to something, of course, which is as follows.

[Chick McGee]

You're insane.

[Tom Griswold]

No. What if I came out with Bob and Tom luggage tags? Because since everyone has these, if you are in a situation where, you know, I had to have this thing gate checked and et cetera, et cetera. So, you know, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

I think people would like them.

[Chick McGee]

There are.

[Tom Griswold]

We could do one for each of us. There could be an ace. There could be.

[Chick McGee]

I'd have to talk to you about that, but I have. I got a gift. Lionel Richie. And it says. It's a picture of Lionel on the bottom. Is it me you're looking for? That's a luggage.

[Christy Lee]

That's cute.

[Chick McGee]

But you put it on your luggage.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Is it. Is it the bag you're looking for?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is it me? Look. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he the one that the police are currently looking for?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Lionel Richie.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the one that's. There's somebody's. Oh, no, that's. No, I'm sorry. That's Smokey Robinson.

[Christy Lee]

What did he do?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently there was some.

[Chick McGee]

Good for Smokey for being over 80, still trying to hit on women.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently there were some tears of a victim.

[Tom Griswold]

These are all allegations. I'm a big fan.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for doing that. But thanks for dragging Lionel. Where is she into it?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. I'm sorry. I apologize to Mr. Richie.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm sure it's all fine now, but that and.

[Tom Griswold]

Were we talking about people named Richie yesterday? Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Rich. Rich.

[Chick McGee]

Richie Rich.

[Tom Griswold]

Richie Rich.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And people that have the same name. Can you just think of any more of them?

[Christy Lee]

No, I. You know what? It might be hard to believe, but I left and never thought about it again.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great topic. Possibly a coffee table book.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you count William Carlos Williams?

[Tom Griswold]

That's William Williams. I thought. Yes, I'd allow that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Big night. The WNBA last night. Lots of stuff going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's other big ways. Sirhan Sirhan. That's probably the most.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. But Cameron Brink, she was injured. She returns. Yeah, I am.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well. Well, yeah, we.

[Chick McGee]

And I thought that if Cameron Brink hired. Or if Cameron Brink married Cameron Hayward, an NFL player, they would both be Cameron Hayward.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's weird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that would be weird.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll count. I guess I've kind of. That's a whole. That's a different book.

[Chick McGee]

That's a whole different. Yeah, that's a whole different coffee table book.

[Josh Arnold]

We got a lot of publishing to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there like.

[Chick McGee]

I can. I can.

[Tom Griswold]

Douglas.

[Chick McGee]

Douglas, Maybe we thought yesterday, with yesterday's show and your performance in quotes, we thought maybe you'd had a gummy and wouldn't tell us.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And now, obviously, you were getting sick yesterday morning and you continue to be a little ill, and this is causing this behavior.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never had a gummy.

[Chick McGee]

I dread it. I don't believe you, but that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I have, you know me. No, I'll try one.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never had one either. If I'm doing it, I'm smoking it.

[Christy Lee]

Are you really?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care what the drug is.

[Chick McGee]

I made the mistake of I had a gummy. And an hour and a half later, nothing. So I took another gummy. Another half hour, nothing. Took another gummy. And then for the next seven hours, I laid in my bed and stared at my hand. So, yeah, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You need. Who. What did Oscar call? You need a coach? What does he call it? A.

[Josh Arnold]

Some sort of guide or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there was some name he had for.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a trip. Trip Advisor or something like TripAdvisor.

[Christy Lee]

That's the key about gummies, though, is the timing, because I don't have to know how long it takes.

[Tom Griswold]

So I don't have that kind of time.

[Chick McGee]

I was. Again, I'm listening to music while on this and I'm going, when did I get this version of this song? This is like nine minutes long. It wasn't. It was a regular again.

[Tom Griswold]

And your. Your travel advisor could have told you.

[Chick McGee]

My travel advisor could have helped me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, good. Let's see. We have teeth in the news, some exciting stuff going on.

[Chick McGee]

Dildos in sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Who would have thought?

[Tom Griswold]

Dildos in Sports.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir. Not only dildos, but neon green dildos.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is an off the court dild action, which obviously is going to happen. This is on the court. Dildo action on court.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And do yourself a favor. If you're traveling today, check out those brand new roller roller bags with the four wheels.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are 90 of the people.

[Chick McGee]

90% of the people. Oh, yeah. 90. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have one, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I've had one for years.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's. Check, Joshi.

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I think I have like four.

[Christy Lee]

I know. I have like four too.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace, do you have one of them?

[Josh Arnold]

Several.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me. Win. Win. Over here, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, we. Yeah, we are. We're laughing because we are aware of how.

[Chick McGee]

You're right.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

The point is you're so disconnected, it's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

I've been like that for 10 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Kelly got it for me. I had no idea it came in a box.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they delivered. You know, they deliver things in boxes.

[Tom Griswold]

No idea what it was.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you about Simply Safe so we can. Yeah. Simplisafe is the do it yourself home security system. And now they're changing the game. It's. What do they call that when they change the game?

[Christy Lee]

Game changer.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick Magee. Coming up, we have some sporting news, some great letters, some interesting stuff coming out of Colorado that you'll want to hear about, and lots of cool things in the world of news. We are of course broadcasting from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show from the award winning morning show on America's favorite radio station, the Ticket, the Musers, the podcast.

[Chick McGee]

So right now we're podcasting? No, not yet. He just put us into it. No, I was accidentally podcasting. We were for a second, but we're not now. Well, we want to, we want to start intentionally podcast. We're back.

[Tom Griswold]

That was accidental.

[Chick McGee]

That was a false start. 3, 3, 2, 1.

[Tom Griswold]

Every Wednesday, Junior Miller, George Dunham and Gordon Keith drop a new episode of.

[Chick McGee]

The the podcast Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Christy Lee]

You don't know what you're talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Ah. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that, I like that outfit, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's good. That's a good color on you.

[Chick McGee]

It couldn't be more normal. I really like that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, she's got a beautiful, it's a beautiful shade of blue. It highlights her blonde hair and then she's got that.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you for saying blonde.

[Tom Griswold]

Tourniquet on her neck.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice. You have a tourniquet on your, what's that called?

[Christy Lee]

Blood.

[Tom Griswold]

Scarf.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

To me, a scarf is someone you'll wear in the winter.

[Chick McGee]

What do you guys think? Are you going to be sad when this, this Tom fades out and he turns back into regular time? I'm gonna, I think I like the goofy time.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now let's move forward to a degree here. Let's see. This is the Bob and Tom program, of course. Happy to be here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We covered listener email.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. Dear Bob and Tom show, I'm asleep when the show is on, but listen to the replay at least twice a day.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Bobby cannot get enough of our show. I heard Chick mention Yesterday instead of Mr. Ed, they should start a new show called Dr. Ed. Yes, and? Well, there was an actual episode of Mr. Ed, Bobby says, called just that. Mr. Ed also played a love doctor in another episode. The episode descriptions are a love doctor. In the episode titled Dr. Ed, aired March 31, 1963, Mr. Ed has a dream sequence where he's portrayed as a doctor with Wilbur as his assistant.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to get a copy.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Ed is dressed as a mad doctor and assesses an X ray, diagnosing an acute hematosis of the left fibosis, attributing the cause to a blown condenser.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh, sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

And in another episode, where did that go? Hang on a second. Ed, the horse doctor. Mr. Ed intervenes to help a lovesick racehorse that refuses to run. In this case, he becomes the love doctor to help the troubled equine. Thank you very much, Bobby, for including those. Those descriptions. I appreciate that.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there any contemporary versions of shows.

[Josh Arnold]

Like Mr. End where there's a talking. Talking animal, something.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I guess you could say in a way, the Paddington.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of evolved from that. And I love the first two Paddington movies. Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Works of genius. You're the one that said it when you saw the first one.

[Chick McGee]

No, the first one's amazing. I think you can have it all. Evidently is even it's better. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If it's possible. Paddington is an A. Paddington 2 is an A plus. The newer one is a C. But.

[Chick McGee]

I believe we have a picture of Mr. Ed as doctor.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's got the thing, glasses, kind.

[Josh Arnold]

Of crazy hair, sort of a mad dog there.

[Tom Griswold]

The chick has admitted on the air that he didn't understand that at the end of the wizard of Oz, when it. When it goes back to black and white, that the. The three farm hands actually were the.

[Chick McGee]

You were there, you were there and you were there to.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Chick McGee]

I just realized this last week.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I'm gonna. I'm gonna admit something. Oh, by the way, a good friend of ours is flying to Vegas this morning because the wizard of O. Sphere.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't start till August 28th.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he. He's going to get a good seat.

[Christy Lee]

He's gonna have a really good seat.

[Chick McGee]

Why is he go. Why did he tell you? Were you try. Were you trying to tell him a story when he goes, hey, I gotta get to Vegas?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he texted me. Did I get. Did I read this wrong? Cuz he want. He wanted to know if I was going. Cuz I. I really wanted to go, but I have no.

[Christy Lee]

It opens August 28th.

[Chick McGee]

I would be okay if I never.

[Josh Arnold]

Saw the wizard of a month in Vegas. Would you ever be right again?

[Chick McGee]

The first time we all went the show, we spent a week there and it was way too long.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I didn't read this properly. But you know, he's going to Vegas Friday and then it's. Then he has some numbers which apparently indicate a date.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes, sorry, you just read Friday, so you thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I thought it was this Friday and then I didn't read the rest.

[Chick McGee]

Of it because I'm imagine the things in his life that he. He reads portions of and just fills in the rest and is. I. I Don't know how this mistake was made.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I want to. Let's see. I think all of you will get this. We. Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you what we did get. We got your tip about carry on luggage and the wheels.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my four wheels.

[Chick McGee]

That is an amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you notice Dr. Ed was wearing one of those old reflective visors?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I was gonna say.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you were?

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say chick didn't know the wizard of honest thing. I got derailed. I didn't understand what that doctor thing was until about a year ago.

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the light hits it and then when you look down, it shines into the body cavity.

[Christy Lee]

Like a mirror kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It suddenly dawned on me. I was watching them filming some TV commercial, and they have. They. There are people standing there with these big reflector boards, and I went, oh, that's what that doctor thing is from the 50s.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because the. The doctor can get in there and manipulate that and steer the light.

[Josh Arnold]

Now they actually have tiny lights or whatever lights around that.

[Tom Griswold]

And I, of course, have.

[Christy Lee]

I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I have clip on lights that I wear in my hats when I walk the dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

How'd you like to have been the manufacturer of those? But all of a sudden, hey, what the hell? We were making a killing.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know what they did? They turned them into CDs, and then that got ruined.

[Chick McGee]

How many clip on lights? Can you be honest and tell me how many clip on lights you have right now at your house? He's still counting.

[Tom Griswold]

7, 8, 9, 10, 11. Because I've got ones that you.

[Chick McGee]

How many do you use at a time?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you put. You clip like a beaming flashlight on your brim.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And you clip a blinker red on your brim.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Back of the cap, you print another blinker red.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you have neck pain?

[Chick McGee]

My hat weighs nine pounds.

[Tom Griswold]

And then on your bike, you clip on these.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a neck like an NFL player.

[Tom Griswold]

You clip on those blinkers on. On the. Usually in the back or the both of what? The bicycle.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're riding your bike at night?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying it's. No, during the day, it's. I mean, if you're even on a motorcycle, it's not a bad idea to have your light on.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost as if you're trying to have a crash on your bicycle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've got a couple special. And yeah, those are great for safety. But back to you.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet he looks like a float in that Disney Parade.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. And you know people in his neighborhood. Well, we. We talked about this when he moved in, stuff like this was gonna start happening.

[Tom Griswold]

Because sometimes I'll be walking my dogs at 2:30 or 3 in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

Sure you will.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I told you this one time. And you never see anybody. Of course.

[Chick McGee]

You know what's great? Backyards with a fence.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No joke.

[Chick McGee]

Invisible or otherwise.

[Christy Lee]

Open the door, let the dogs out.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, girls.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, girls.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go to. Let's go outside.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta get your steps in. I averaged almost 17,000 steps.

[Chick McGee]

Good for you.

[Tom Griswold]

A day last week.

[Chick McGee]

Good for you.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a. And we got an article coming up. I can tell you right now. Here's the headline. If you're interested in living longer, walk faster. Live longer how 15 minutes a day can boost your lifespan. That'll be coming up eventually. I haven't edited it yet. Christine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I read it. No, I read it yesterday anyway, so I can.

[Chick McGee]

You could try editing.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to see if this is. Ace is not allowed to try to answer this. Nor is chicken if. Because this is a.

[Christy Lee]

That leaves you and me.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Josh Arnold]

We got this, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, baby, I think you'll get this. And I'm gonna play the more obscure version of it if I can find it. Okay. Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody get this?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I do know this.

[Christy Lee]

You know this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because you're a cinephile.

[Josh Arnold]

And they played this on outlaw country too.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I've heard this on the show.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Christy Lee]

Me.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the great band the Fraternity of Man. And the song Don't Bogart that joint.

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't have said great.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that. Was that featured in Easy Rider? Am I getting this right?

[Christy Lee]

I think I might have idea.

[Tom Griswold]

The great band Little Feet does a nice live cover of that on. On their live album.

[Christy Lee]

Why are we bringing that up?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I'm kind of wondering if that is still the proper parlance in the world of cannabis.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I'll still say it for. I say it for like, hey, don't bogart that Pepsi, man. I want to get.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. Or don't bogart that appetizer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Over here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Now I'm usually talking to my brothers or other people who are familiar with.

[Chick McGee]

That is really caught on.

[Josh Arnold]

If I said it to my nieces and nephews, there's a chance they don't do. What. I don't know what that means, but. And then they'd call me extra.

[Tom Griswold]

Or could I make like T shirts.

[Chick McGee]

That says you were so extra.

[Tom Griswold]

My uncle Josh won't let me Bogart a pizza.

[Chick McGee]

Are you aware of the terms extra or you're extra?

[Tom Griswold]

No, what context?

[Chick McGee]

Like you are. You are extra 24 hours a day.

[Christy Lee]

A lot to deal with.

[Chick McGee]

You're a lot to deal with. That means you're extra. And so the boat.

[Tom Griswold]

But in 20 somethings, are they going to get that?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, is Bogart. I mean, he's in so many great movies, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, how many kids are watching that stuff right now?

[Tom Griswold]

Who was it that was saying, I think Amanda and Christie, someone they knew, refuses to watch any movie that's black and white. Black and white, black and white. And then there's the whole thing. I won't watch any movie where people don't have cell phones. Yeah, they'll be watching that. Well, they can't. Why are they chasing the guy? They can just call the police in their cell phone.

[Chick McGee]

And I've gone ahead and done it and enjoyed a couple series. But if there's a series from like the 90s or because cell phones are so prevalent, it is kind of. It kind of takes you out of the situation sometimes that they don't have cell phones and they're not using cell phones during.

[Christy Lee]

But it's kind of nice.

[Chick McGee]

Prime procedure. No, no, not at all. It's just odd. It seems strange.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm just. If maybe someone can explain to me if that term of bogarting, if you will, that so called joint is still a thing.

[Christy Lee]

I. I don't know. You know, there's a big Grateful Dead thing going on in San Francisco this weekend. The 60th anniversary of the Dead. Yeah. So everybody's going there to celebrate. Tens of thousands actually pouring three days of dead and company concerts in honor of their 60th anniversary.

[Josh Arnold]

That'll be smelly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's what made me think of when you said joints. I'm thinking, well, that'll be something.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that leads to one more. I have time, I think, to read this letter. I was explaining the story of me going just off Interstate 70, interestingly enough, to a so called dispensary.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that 70 goes a long way, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

All the way across the country, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

You ever heard Willie's great i70 story?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

He ordered a pizza from a prominent chain, I guess, and he was in Colorado and ordered this pizza and it didn't come. And he was waiting and so he calls the guy back and he Goes, you know, what, what's going on? When they start going over the address and he goes, blah, blah, blah. In Avon. Okay. And then it turns out that there's an Avon Colorado and an Avon Indiana.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he had called the Avon Indiana to order a pizza in Avon, Colorado. Oh, eventually got a pizza, but they didn't drive it all the way to I70.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

30 minutes or less gummy in Kansas.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of which, this guy goes, I've lived in Indiana most of my life working at a. In the county health department. I moved to Michigan about six years ago. I am a medical cannabis user. This is from rp, we'll call him.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Anxiety and so headaches, neck pain.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I mean, you know, more power to you. Whatever you. I get this. I mean, I. Without getting too grim, a friend of mine that had cancer, the only thing that alleviated his pain was pot. So, you know, who knows? You know, talk to a professional. Don't listen to me. But he goes, I had mentioned how friendly these people were in this marijuana store because I was buying stuff for a member of my family, because I don't. I'm not familiar with it really. And I called them pot sommeliers. He goes, tom, they're called bud tenders.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, we have heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. They're friendly, knowledgeable folks who work in dispensaries. They're experts on guiding you to the products best suited to your needs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a pretty good name for them.

[Tom Griswold]

And then our pieces, if we have any more cannabis questions, we can call them.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thanks for reminding us. Yeah, that's great.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

Neon green dildos.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

Were they being thrown after like a win?

[Chick McGee]

I'll, I will tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and you're here with us. Thank you. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch watch the show on our YouTube channel. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

New feature in the show.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom defends himself.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

That's quite an old.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you just keep keep tuning us into new trends and fashions and fads.

[Tom Griswold]

I just noticed that. I just noticed that everyone has those pieces of luggage that, roller bags, four wheels on them and roller bags and they, and they keep them upright when they.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Now, I'm not, I'm not saying this to attack you or argue, but I was really late to the game getting one of those. I was, I got mine like three years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Kelly, I had no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't really pay attention.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I'm always just stunned that it took us so long to put wheels on a bag.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got some stats for you.

[Chick McGee]

And then it took. Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I'm about to defend your dumb idea.

[Chick McGee]

And then it took four. And then it took I don't know how long to get four wheels on.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. July 20th, 1969, moon landing. The moon landing.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

1920, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. 1970, Mr. Bernard Sedow patented the first wheeled suitcase. I repeat, we were on the moon before we put Wheels on suitcases.

[Christy Lee]

I remember before they did that, we had the little cart that you would put your bag on and you'd strap your bag on it and then I still have one.

[Tom Griswold]

When you say that, wasn't that almost the exclusive for a flight attendant realm of flight attendants?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

When in. Back in the day when they were all stewardesses.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. They all had the little carts.

[Josh Arnold]

What came first? Wheels on suitcases or wheels on coolers?

[Christy Lee]

Suitcases.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We used to have.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know, I think it was suitcases.

[Tom Griswold]

When we used to have a. When you. Those are awesome. Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We also had the riding cooler.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, you can ride on a cooler. Any cooler with wheels. But these were motorized, self contained and motorized coolers.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just shopping, you know, for one of those.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks exactly like a tiny Zamboni machine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like it's. And it's built to look like one painted and everything.

[Chick McGee]

If the NHL and Gary Bettman had any. They would put. Each individual team would have their own. Exactly. Like.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you do Zamboni cooler night?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Give away 100 of them. Those sound great, but I mean that's really amazing. That and it seems it's one of those things where you go, why didn't I think of that? Wheels on suitcases.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's great.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah. 1970.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there a chance. They just thought it would be madness if like, hey, somebody in 64 was like, you know, we could put wheels on those. Why are you nuts? People would be zooming around in the airport.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one?

[Christy Lee]

I think, I think. Wait a minute though. I think it was because nobody carried on back then. Everybody checked their bag.

[Josh Arnold]

But that makes it even to me.

[Tom Griswold]

You had to.

[Josh Arnold]

Those were even heavier and bulkier.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Even want wheels on those.

[Christy Lee]

Do the. They have wheels on them. The big ones?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they make like the really pretentious luggage like the Louis Vuitton? Do they make that stuff with wheels too?

[Chick McGee]

I want to smack him right in the mouth. Between Louis and with home.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. I'll pronounce it Louis video sometimes. Feel better now.

[Josh Arnold]

Carry on are too small to have wheels. And I. I do kind of point.

[Chick McGee]

What movie is it where the two people are walking by in the airport and they have their bags on leash. It looks like leashes. And they're pulling their bags behind them and they then start bar. The bags start barking. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're kind of fighting each other. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that one of the airplane Type.

[Josh Arnold]

It might be airplane two.

[Chick McGee]

This must be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But I can get you a roller bag from Louis Vuitton for $3,400.

[Chick McGee]

There you go, right out the door.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? I'd rather get one at Walmart and spend the other $3,380 to fly to Paris.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. 1987 Northwest Airlines pilot Robert Plath invented the roll aboard a suitcase with two wheels and a retractable handle. There you go, 87. So that hasn't been around long.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the parents with their toddlers? And you got to obviously pay attention to what how big your toddler is. But they'll be pulling behind them and the toddler's sitting on the suitcase, riding the suitcase while they're walking through the airport. Hey, what's kids allowed?

[Tom Griswold]

What is the death count on people count people. People killed by the guys with the electric golf carts driving them through the airport.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to say at least three a year. They are. You get maybe half a honk before you're.

[Tom Griswold]

And those things are so quiet.

[Chick McGee]

Would you just. Any responsibility at all. You had no idea that there was one of those behind you at all. And you kind of got. We're lost in thought or look, just. Is that why they almost ran you down?

[Tom Griswold]

Just because Grandma Humphrey weighs 480 and can't walk from gate one?

[Christy Lee]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

It's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

I get to slow down.

[Chick McGee]

I think I can get a pretzel up here, people.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, as much as I love all.

[Chick McGee]

That I am always. I want to see a sitcom with that woman.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm more confused most of the time. I just see like a normal person. Like it's like the guy driving it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then just some 46 year old dude.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell?

[Josh Arnold]

Who's he? What is this?

[Chick McGee]

He better have a broken ankle.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, anybody can ride on him. I mean, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think you have to have an alien.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you get like. Let's say you go to somebody, you're like, hey, look, I am so late for my flight. You think they're gonna hop on?

[Chick McGee]

Hop on? Really?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I think you could do that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man. I've been. I've done that. And run as much as I can from one gate. Oh, boy, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a terrible feeling.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a terrible feeling. Oh, I just did it. I had to run from. In the Denver airport and get your steps in, though.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But did you know that this. The door to the Jetway was closed.

[Christy Lee]

I can't believe they opened it for you.

[Chick McGee]

I'm shocked.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they did, because I was. I was so pissed that they had to announce.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but they still. They still. Once the door shuts.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they opened it up for me. Well, not the door to the plane. The door from the hallway to the jet.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, That's. That's really surprising.

[Christy Lee]

Very surprising.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, so. So much for luggage tr. Talk. But I just. It's. To me, it's amazing that we were on the moon before we had wheels on suitcases.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's amazing that It's July of 2025, almost August, and you're becoming aware of them now.

[Josh Arnold]

And I think the big 87 wheels and a handle and a retractable handle. That's. I mean, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, and 87. And now they've got the. The better wheels, thanks to the skateboarding industry.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Anyone aware of this ball bearings and stuff? Wait a minute. This is some theory he has.

[Josh Arnold]

That's my only guess.

[Tom Griswold]

The revolution in skateboard wheels was in the late 60s or early 70s. Absolutely. We have time for one more letter. You got one over there.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show the amazing world record from the amazing David Rush and Hollywood hand. And yesterday, you remember, they were popping balloons between them. I forget the exact numbers.

[Tom Griswold]

It looked like it was. It was. How many can you do in. Was it in 10 seconds or something?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he. He has updated his own record because someone took it away from him. Like this guy C.J. from Bloomington says that Josh and I. I think the last time you guys read about that record, Chicken. Josh attempted to do it. Oh, I have no recollection of this.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not only via the bump he must be making, but Josh was the giver and Chick was the receiver, if you know what I mean. Also, Christie did the giving to Josh as well as a balloon between them.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, this started. This is starting to sound very familiar.

[Tom Griswold]

And weren't these. Weren't these with Bob and Tom balloons?

[Chick McGee]

One of my favorite moments of the show.

[Josh Arnold]

The. The issue I remember. I don't think we ended up popping them because the inflation wasn't as.

[Christy Lee]

That was the key.

[Chick McGee]

Right? Yeah. You got to get really tight.

[Tom Griswold]

Very heavily inflated.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which, I mean, you know, that's why Tom Brady never could get it done.

[Chick McGee]

The flight gate joke.

[Tom Griswold]

The flight gate joke.

[Josh Arnold]

The flight gate joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I might have a Watergate joke coming up in a minute here. Yeah. If you're trying to visualize this. David Rush and Johnathan Hollywood Hannon, friend of the show. They got the Guinness world record, but they put the balloons between their kind of hips and they kind of hip bump.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They make it look really easy.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's also really silly and fun. It'd be great to add music to that. This could be David Rush's first music video.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you got to put David, David boy fame underneath it. That's the original.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

Song to bump to.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

What's your name? What's your. Do the bump, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Do the bump, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

How much bathroom coke was done when that song would come on?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, what are you doing in there? You using the toilet? We're trying to get some cocaine. All right. Yeah. Who pays?

[Josh Arnold]

The bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

Get out of my way. This is for coke, not poop.

[Josh Arnold]

What? Is there only one person in that stall? This is crazy.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of mine who ended up in rehab said he knew he might be in trouble when he was on the.

[Chick McGee]

At a.

[Tom Griswold]

At a really dirty bar snorting stuff off the floor in the bathroom. Kind of came around, you know something.

[Josh Arnold]

That I might need to make some change.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I may have just snorted a. What do they call it? A line of E. Coli infused coke. Coming up, we have a sporting news, including dildos on the court.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

In the wnba.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

And lots of other delightful stuff going on. We always appreciate your attendance here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, where we remain the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bobandtomobandtom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Starting a business.

[Chick McGee]

Can seem like a daunting task unless.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a partner like Shopify.

[Jess Hooker]

They have the tools you need to.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jess Hooker]

From designing a website to marketing to selling and beyond, Shopify can help with everything you need. There's a reason millions of companies like.

[Tom Griswold]

Mattel, Heinz and Allbirds continue to trust and use them. With Shopify on your side, turn your.

[Jess Hooker]

Big business idea into sign up for.

[Tom Griswold]

Your $1 per month [e-mail] specialoffer.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker is here. Hi, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, America. If you're not in America, I allow you to listen. But I'm not greeting you.

[Chick McGee]

I for one, don't blame you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll say hello to my sister in England right now. My buddy Mark in Canada.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Mark's in Canada?

[Tom Griswold]

What.

[Chick McGee]

What's he doing in Canada.

[Christy Lee]

Canada.

[Tom Griswold]

My college roommate.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you meant little Mark.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he moved to Canada during the trip.

[Christy Lee]

Left, right.

[Josh Arnold]

He just stayed.

[Chick McGee]

There's a height requirement. Mark.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a Canadian citizen. Oh, well, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Say, welcome back, Tom, will you?

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bumtown program. I gotta say something about Ms. Hooker. Hi. I'm not sure exactly what's going on, but.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, it's like really confused.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a new disguise every time she comes in here. New hairdo. I like this new one. Kind of a Joyce DeWitt look.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. We were talking about this last week. Really reminds one of Rizzo in Greece. Stalker Channing. The same. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm much more attractive.

[Jess Hooker]

I like Stalker Channing.

[Chick McGee]

I think she's pretty.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought she was sexy too, in that. I don't know if it was because.

[Tom Griswold]

She was in that homely kind of looks for you. Playing a 16 year old.

[Josh Arnold]

A high school.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Six degrees of. What is it? Six degrees of separation.

[Josh Arnold]

And she's wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Will Smith. Yeah, she's wonderful. It's a good movie. Movie. It's a good watch.

[Tom Griswold]

And in any event, it's kind of like you're in disguise all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Disguise.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that a song?

[Tom Griswold]

Judy? That's a great song.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thanks.

[Christy Lee]

Anything like.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, that's a dead ring.

[Christy Lee]

Soccer Channing in Greece is what he was looking for.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's not too.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not. That looks like. That looks like Stalker Channing in formaldehyde, not Greece.

[Chick McGee]

That is one.

[Tom Griswold]

One bad shot. Her publicist needs to be fired for letting that one out.

[Chick McGee]

I think Stocker Channing and I are the same age. I think. Are you? Is that true?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet she'd like you.

[Chick McGee]

Me?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I bet she'd. But she'd push you around in bed.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you were gonna say something else. I could have sworn a blowy was coming out of your mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. By the time they're.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, geez. Yep, we're the same age. She's.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you feel like you'd go, hey, Stockard, this is my house. You go show me the bedroom.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And you would just. You'd show her. And then as you walked in, she would just push you down on the bed.

[Chick McGee]

She's like, well, what is.

[Josh Arnold]

Shut up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Do you like women to take.

[Josh Arnold]

You're about to be chanting.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, chanting time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the same haircut. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. Oh, now, we were discussing.

[Chick McGee]

It's chatting time.

[Christy Lee]

Have you heard the big news? Tom discovered roller bags over the weekend.

[Jess Hooker]

Like luggage.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you hear this interesting stat?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. Here. He's not, he's not doing it justice.

[Jess Hooker]

Easy with the interesting.

[Chick McGee]

He looks, he looks at me at like hour and a half ago and he goes, hey, on this last trip, changed my life. I got one of those roller bags with wheels. I go, okay. He goes, you know, 90 of the luggage are these rollerbacks.

[Jess Hooker]

What did you carry before?

[Christy Lee]

I know, right?

[Chick McGee]

One of his leather Tom had was. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or the classic two wheeled.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And he.

[Chick McGee]

Was it a two wheeled.

[Josh Arnold]

Because you're really, now you're really taken by these four wheeled that they can be upright, you push them along.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well that's the, that, that's the game changer. Is that the four wheels.

[Tom Griswold]

You can flip them, you can tilt it back, tilt them and two, and then they make, they make these valises that have a, have a sleeve on.

[Christy Lee]

Them and it fit right over the handle.

[Tom Griswold]

It's over the handle. So now you got two bags. It's amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

You sweet, sweet man. Yeah, I'm really excited for you.

[Tom Griswold]

The reason I noticed it is because I had to gate check one of these things and I got off the plane and there's eight identical. Yeah, they're all that same stretched out cube, fiberglass, whatever they are. Anyway, how familiar are you with the world of cannabis, marijuana, reefer?

[Jess Hooker]

Enough. I mean, I don't partake, but. Yeah, I know a little bit. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know anyone that's an avid user that's under the age of 30?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm sure I do, but no, I actually. No, not really.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so because Willie just turned 30.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just trying to find out if any of them are familiar with this song.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

I looked it up during the break. This was an Easy Rider.

[Jess Hooker]

Sounds like something from Labomba.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, here's a mention of something that's 60 years old. Followed with another metric of something that's 60 years old. You remember this from Easy Rider.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember this? That great scene where they're getting Nicholson, he's still doing it stoned and he goes the campfire and they offer him off from. Jody goes, oh, I. I got my own store bought. Love the word store bought. Now are you familiar with the notion of a, of a bogarting something?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so that is, that has remained in a contemporary culture is the thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I think so. I think with people my age, I'm in my 40s. I don't know how common it is with, like you said, kids in their 20s.

[Tom Griswold]

Does one still bogart?

[Jess Hooker]

I have a son that's 22. I'll ask him. We'll see this. I'll use the term and see if he calls me out.

[Josh Arnold]

Ever seen a full body Humphrey Bogart movie?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. So, I mean, it may be real.

[Christy Lee]

Why did Humphrey Bogart get associated with Bogarting Joy?

[Josh Arnold]

He was always. He always smoked in his mouth. Okay, so it was, hey, pass it around. Don't just take your time with it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay, that makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've always heard it used as Don't Bogart.

[Chick McGee]

That app the appetizers. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, but it absolutely started with smoking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's an unusual connection I'm about to make here yesterday. Who did we interview?

[Josh Arnold]

Josh the Great. Danny Houston, a wonderful actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Danny Houston. Do you know who Danny Houston's dad is?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, was.

[Chick McGee]

I should say John.

[Tom Griswold]

John Houston, the great film director. Do you know what film he directed?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

One of his first ones.

[Christy Lee]

I do Maltese Falcon.

[Tom Griswold]

The Maltese Falcon.

[Chick McGee]

Are you a falconer or are you Falcon. Falcon guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Maltese Falcon. They kind of say one.

[Chick McGee]

No Falcon.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a terrific movie.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Really good.

[Jess Hooker]

Have they remade it yet, I hope.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that would be really.

[Chick McGee]

Sydney Sweeney and that guy who's hot right now.

[Christy Lee]

And it is black and white, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom Holland.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Holland.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's about this. The Maltese Falcon is this black bird about a foot and a half high sculpture. Oh, okay. I had one I found at a pawn shop when I was in college. Oh, of course. Now I don't know exactly. I'm not sure which one of my lady roommates just tossed it in the garbage. There was a whole series of them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, but it's very Lady Roommates.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe start with Casablanca.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's also terrific.

[Christy Lee]

You've never watched Casablanca. That's a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

I re watched it maybe six months ago and just went, my God, I.

[Jess Hooker]

Cried at the end.

[Josh Arnold]

Hell of a movie.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just so entertaining.

[Jess Hooker]

Famous line from there are a handful in that.

[Tom Griswold]

But the friends.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Here's looking at you, kid.

[Chick McGee]

And played against Sam, but he actually never said.

[Josh Arnold]

Here'S looking at you, kid.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You played it for her. You can play it for me. So in any event, we'd like to find out if the Bogart phrase is still.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll use it when I get home tonight with my son and we'll see what happens.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're conversant with contemporary marijuana culture.

[Chick McGee]

Please help me out here and let's.

[Josh Arnold]

If it's changed, who would be a good choice?

[Tom Griswold]

Great. Great question.

[Josh Arnold]

To take over Bogart. Don't. Don't Snoop dog that joint.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't he have a guy?

[Josh Arnold]

That's the thing. Snoop is, I imagine, generous with his weed. I mean, he may not pass his joint to you, but he'll make sure you have one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. One of your own, right? He pays the guy six figures to roll his. Right. Isn't that right?

[Josh Arnold]

That was the story.

[Jess Hooker]

Are there any young people that openly smoke cigarettes like you see in the tabloids or anything? You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a good.

[Christy Lee]

Like, just Post Malone, you don't see people smoking much.

[Jess Hooker]

The Olsen twins. You still see them smoking? Yeah, I. I stay so thin.

[Chick McGee]

Lindsay Lohan still smokes, I think. I don't know why.

[Josh Arnold]

She seems like a smoker.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That. That golf. That really hot golfer. She smokes too. Like on the golf course. If you guys have seen.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I haven't.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, she's hot and she's always burning a heater.

[Christy Lee]

Surprised they allow that on tv.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the phrase burning a heater. Yeah, well, the famous. There was a famous golfer of a male guy. Male guy. Jesus. A man that was constantly smoking on the tour.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. If you go to Google and type in pro female golfer, it finishes. That smokes. Yeah, it is. Charlie Hull.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is she English? Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm from England, so everyone smokes in England.

[Jess Hooker]

She says she's pretty hot, though, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's okay. She's all right looking. She's got a really round head.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the guy. Who's the guy that played Bob Dylan in the movie Timothy? Yeah, yeah, I saw him smoking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he smokes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Also British, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, he's in Jersey.

[Josh Arnold]

God, why did Tom Holland.

[Jess Hooker]

Is he British?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but I would have thought Chalamet was British.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. I thought he was French. No, from Jersey.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, coming up, we'll.

[Chick McGee]

I used to play poker with him. Some more of your.

[Tom Griswold]

Some more of your letters. And we have some sporting news, including dildos in the wnba.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like that headline. This sounds like it is disturbing to me.

[Chick McGee]

Post game celebration.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, well, that's like.

[Chick McGee]

It's interesting you bring that up.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like it's going to be rude.

[Chick McGee]

Tom and I were talking about it and remember, I think it was the Bills and the Patriots. They. Someone threw a dildo on the field during an NFL game and we talked about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

So why wouldn't we talk? A sporting event and a dildo. Good story.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. It's not us talking about it so much as it seems to me the person who, if this is the case, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

That there's something a little ruder about it here.

[Christy Lee]

I get what you're saying.

[Chick McGee]

It gave us pause. It'll give you pause. Should we talk about this? Well, yeah, It's a sport. Yes, they're all women, but. And that's primary user of a dildo, I guess, Is it? No, not necessarily.

[Josh Arnold]

I would think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. We always get the story about some poor loser that shows up at the er.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

With his ass buzzing.

[Josh Arnold]

I still think more women use them.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if I. I wonder if I could get rich if I invented the Griswold extractor. And it was a device designed to pull things out of the asses of these morons that shove stuff up there and get stuck. You need the Griswold extractor. Sure, it's an embarrassing thing to have named after you, but hey, if it's a million dollar idea, I'm in. I got bills to pay. Well, anyway, we look forward to hanging out with you guys today. What's the sports teaser again?

[Chick McGee]

The wnba. There was an incident and sh. Otani. Hey, there we go. He did something that didn't. He did. Struck out not not only one time neither.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, there's no joy in Mudville.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Trey Hedringson with the Bengals has ended his holdout out in. What song am I singing? Melo. Is it Mellow Yellow?

[Tom Griswold]

Holdout was a Jackson Brown song.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Hold up. Oh, oh. And a Pittsburgh Steeler fan has passed. Passed away.

[Josh Arnold]

Hold on. Is Wilson Phillips, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Why I seek your counsel.

[Tom Griswold]

Seek mine more often.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. You're the last guy I'm asking for. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now what have I got right here? Let's see. Oh, look at this. This is. I can't really show you the color. This is Orangish. Because it's Java House. I love this stuff. Christie is the one that told me to try this orange flavor. And brand new. It's a liquid science from Java House. Electrolytes and vitamins. And I'm feeling a lot better since I Started drinking this this morning because I didn't feel great this morning. Java House, they got a bunch of cool stuff going on at Java House. They had the big race.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the Monterey race out in Laguna.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that, Sunday?

[Chick McGee]

Why did you say sponsored by. Why did you say Monterey?

[Christy Lee]

That's what it was called. Monterey Grand.

[Josh Arnold]

So it wasn't like a coffee drinking race, you know?

[Christy Lee]

No, but it was sponsored by Java.

[Chick McGee]

This is hot.

[Tom Griswold]

He's upset because he thinks I'm gonna start playing that. That great Eric Burden song down in Monterey.

[Christy Lee]

That's a.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not. We're talking about Java House. We're talking about coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

I think if you have a nice job of coffee, you can listen to some of those bands to this day.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, fair enough.

[Chick McGee]

If you want to ruin a day, listen to Eric Burden in the war.

[Tom Griswold]

I love having him in here.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, if your officer hurry, if he's not dead already.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? What are the Grim Reaper.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Where was I? Oh, I know. I was talking about the delightful coffee and tea and other stuff like hydration drinks. They have a delightful cocoa. And what's the difference between Jobhouse and everything else? Well, of course, it's amazingly smooth. And what did I do with it? Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Couldn't possibly read the copy if he wasn't holding one. No, we went over this yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the pod. You don't put this in some newfangled machine.

[Chick McGee]

No, the idea is Java House hangs around and it's a good product.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. No, you don't. You just take this, you peel it off, pour it in, add water, and as they say in Spain, voila. Those are the Spaniards.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we're back on track.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, the Spaniards that live near the. Near the bullfighters. So take your favorite one, peel it back, pour some hot or cold water. That's it. No clunky machine. And by the way, something really cool going on. Java House is giving you a chance to win Java House coffee for your office for an entire year. This could be at the shop, at the office, wherever you go. Plus a Bob and Tom gift pack with a hat, a hoodie, and a classic Bob and Tom set of CDs. So this is really cool. Be the hero of your office or workplace. Visit bobandtom.com contest for all the details. And don't forget, coffee, lattes, tea, of course, energy drinks, hydration drinks, even hot chocolate. The Java House peel and pour pods, they bring it all. And Java House, of course, is the official coffee of the Bob and Tom show and the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you, Java House. Coming up, it's raining dildos.

[Josh Arnold]

Hallelujah.

[Chick McGee]

Hallelujah.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Olivia loves a challenge.

[Josh Arnold]

It's why she lifts heavy weights and likes complicated recipes. But for booking making her trip to Paris, Olivia chose the easy way. With Expedia, she bundled her flight with.

[Chick McGee]

A hotel to save more.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course, she still climbed all 674 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower. You were made to take the easy route. We were made to easily package your trip. Expedia made to travel flight inclusive packages are atoll protected.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Chick Magee at the SILAC insurance desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, for sure.

[Chick McGee]

It's, well, going well.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the stuff dreams are made of.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Jess Hooker. I'm Chick. Go ahead, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, we were, we were discussing the phrase don't Bogart that joint. Yes, you were trying to explain it to Ms. Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

She knew what it meant.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but let me finish. The larger point here is she has never seen Stem to Stern, if you will, a Humphrey Bogart movie.

[Jess Hooker]

I haven't. No.

[Tom Griswold]

So we were. That's a line that I, you know, what I butchered from the Maltese Falcon.

[Chick McGee]

I'd start with Treasure of No, Sierra Madre. Okay. That's the one.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd start with a Casablanca or the Maltese Falcon.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not saying. I just think Casablanca is a good entry into. To me, it's the closest of like a blockbuster today.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

In terms of its pace and sensibilities, it's great.

[Jess Hooker]

I appreciate all of, of, of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Suggestions, but they're all great. The African Queen is worth a look too.

[Jess Hooker]

Won't watch any of them.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a fun one. Oh, okay. Well, we appreciate your candor.

[Tom Griswold]

The African Queen RuPaul story.

[Jess Hooker]

I have a hard time sitting through movies. I'm not. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna watch it.

[Josh Arnold]

Queen isn't my favorite of his, but I, I think it's accessible.

[Christy Lee]

It's sweaty.

[Tom Griswold]

The Big Sleep.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never seen it, and that's a little. I've always wanted to read that stuff before I watched it, but I should just go ahead and watch.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a little too confused. Yeah, the, the Raymond Chandler stuff. Yeah, you gotta. Yeah, I think, I think Casablanca might be the best one. Yeah, great stuff in that. Anyway, time now to check in with Chick McGee. He's at the sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

First of all, frightening news out of New York City a couple days ago. Police say that gunman who killed four people in the Manhattan skyscraper before taking his own life had a note that possibly he insisted he had CTE from playing organized football and had targeted the National Football League's headquarters in the same building. According to New York City Mayor Eric Adams, investigators believe the gunman wanted to get up to the NFL offices on Monday, but he entered the wrong elevator. Police say Shane Tamura had a note in his wallet, suggested he had a grievance against the NFL and asked that his brain be studied.

[Tom Griswold]

But he didn't play in the NFL.

[Chick McGee]

He did not. He played high school football in California. And yes, Tom never played in the.

[Josh Arnold]

NFL in a grisly detail. He offed himself in a way where his brain can still be studied.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. And this is an uncommon occurrence with. There are. This is not the only. The first time that this has happened in that. Suicide that way. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So let's not dismiss these. A lunatic prick as well. So.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, of course, certainly, certainly.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick, if you were to develop some exotic disease and die from it, would you want it to be named after you? And what disease would you choose?

[Chick McGee]

Boy, I don't know. I would say involuntary flatulence to the.

[Tom Griswold]

To the death.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. To the point that you're debilitated and you can't. As soon as you get up, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Start farting and you can't get any.

[Chick McGee]

Caregivers call it the Chick McGee disease. No, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, my uncle's got McGee's. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So we go. We don't go there for Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't move. Can't move his joints, but boy, does he move his bowels.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? What did you say?

[Christy Lee]

He can't move his joints, boy.

[Chick McGee]

He move. He move his bowels.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

A Women's National Basketball association game faced an unusual disruption last night between the Golden State Valkyries and the Atlanta Drew Dream. The score was tied at 75.75in the fourth quarter with around 50 seconds left when a neon green dildo came hurtling out of the stands and landed at mid court.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have your hand up or do. Are you wanting to ask a question?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a cool looking court.

[Christy Lee]

That is a cool looking court.

[Chick McGee]

And here we go. There it is. There it is. That's as close as we can get to showing you the dildo because we'd be.

[Christy Lee]

It's very dildoey.

[Chick McGee]

Anatomically correct.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And very bright green.

[Chick McGee]

Some might say veiny, even.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not gonna lose that, dear.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That. We weren't gonna show it, but apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. The shoe that is featured next to it.

[Chick McGee]

Perspective. No, the shoe's not. It. The shoe is.

[Jess Hooker]

That's like a photographer.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's a nice full size dild.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's big.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

What? Full size for a flea. I mean, it's that.

[Christy Lee]

What? No, you are seeing this wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Or you're just trying to.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that shoe behind it a.

[Chick McGee]

The perspective Is the shoe. Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, don't go.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a real shoe?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Or is it like some display shoe?

[Christy Lee]

It's a real. It's somebody's shoe.

[Chick McGee]

It's somebody's foot.

[Jess Hooker]

I got ball to tip. That's probably nine inches, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but if that's the case, that, that, that. That foot is two and a half feet long.

[Christy Lee]

We don't know how far the foot is from the.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at the.

[Chick McGee]

Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at the cankle that is erupting from the shoe. You might see why that shoe is so large. I mean, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a.

[Josh Arnold]

That maybe that may be an elephant's leg.

[Chick McGee]

Golden State, 1.77.75.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome. Washington and Las Vegas also. Well, you did.

[Josh Arnold]

And we're sure that didn't just fall out of a runner on the court. It was thrown. Did I ever tell you guys the. I felt so bad for her. We were running the mile in Jim.

[Chick McGee]

And it fell out.

[Josh Arnold]

Some Kleenex fell out of her shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she had.

[Josh Arnold]

She had stuffed her bra and I. Boy, I felt bad for her.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know girls did. Still did that because now you can get the cutlets and there's so many others in 94.

[Josh Arnold]

They did. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You needed that. You needed the cutlets, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

No, I never had.

[Jess Hooker]

I did.

[Christy Lee]

Problem.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

In college, I had them and we were. We were at a club and we were dancing, and one fell right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are they called cutlets by the manufacturer?

[Jess Hooker]

That's just what they look like.

[Christy Lee]

They look like chicken cutlets. They look like chicken breasts.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Extra crispy or regular?

[Christy Lee]

No, raw.

[Josh Arnold]

Unbreaded.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're raw, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, these are all fair questions.

[Chick McGee]

They are. She's right. They. They do look like they're the raw chicken.

[Christy Lee]

Raw chicken breasts. No. The boob fairy was very good to me at a very young age.

[Tom Griswold]

I was oh, the Boob Fairy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why isn't there a movie called that?

[Christy Lee]

The Boob Fairy.

[Ali Breen]

I'm sure there is.

[Christy Lee]

Ruined my gymnastics career, but it was. I don't throw your balance off.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll bet. If you're just joining us. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great to be here. Thank you so much for meeting us here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and we always appreciate your participation. You can email us. Bob and Tom obandtom.com weigh in on whatever's on your mind and we will try to apply some lesser minds to it. Ours. Okay. We now turn to Mr. Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

Two Cincinnati sports stories. Dodgers two way star show. Hey, Ohtani. Hey. Ohtani had another first in his major league baseball career. He struck out in his first four plate appearances last night against the Reds. First time he's done that in his eight seasons in the majors.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, that guy sucks.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't they just yank that guy? The Dodgers rally for 5, 4 win, though. Boo. And from the NFL, the Bengals and Trey Hendrickson are no closer. But he is ending his holdout and he's going to be doing a hold in as they say. He will report to the Bengals later this morning if he's not already there, there. And they will continue to negotiate a new contract for number 91 according to a person familiar with the matter spoke not to me, but a friend of mine who left a note in my mailbox this morning and I picked it up and I was leaving town and Tom thinks I'm being serious. He's Hendrickson, all pro defensive end, led the NFL in sacks. Amazing player. I don't know what the, what the holdup is. According to reports, a story of a West Virginia widow preserving her deceased husband's Pittsburgh Steelers tattoo in a framed memorial.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

The woman identified only as Angelica shared photos on TikTok holding the frame section of her husband's tattooed skin.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe we spoke about how she was going to do this.

[Jess Hooker]

We had this story.

[Tom Griswold]

We had the story a couple years ago.

[Chick McGee]

This is quite common. I think the I'm familiar with that motorcycle riders they have or ah tattoo and they like a whole back piece.

[Jess Hooker]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

They'll frame after. That's the gentleman or the lady grizzly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is grizzly. Would you do this or.

[Chick McGee]

It's beautiful art and they want to keep it forever.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, look, I get it. But I also think it's kind of gross. But.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, take a picture of it.

[Christy Lee]

I mean put that in a shadow box or something so it doesn't I.

[Tom Griswold]

Think you put it on the mantle next to the ashes so they can be together always.

[Chick McGee]

It's very nice, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. I will keep reading because it gets.

[Chick McGee]

Angelica explained that her son selected that particular tattoo from the more than 70 that decorated her husband's body. She also said the couple had previously discussed preserving one of his tattoos. She partnered with a company called Save My Ink Forever to carry out the process. I guess it wouldn't be any different than tanning leather or.

[Josh Arnold]

It's exactly that.

[Chick McGee]

The same, but it's just people. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Does it say where the tattoo was on the body?

[Chick McGee]

According to the company's website, loved ones can initiate the preservation within several days after someone passes the service.

[Josh Arnold]

To be an ass.

[Chick McGee]

Containing all you. Did you hear? Did you see how I just went on with the story as if he didn't exist? Did you see?

[Josh Arnold]

I should have learned from that. I should have learned from that.

[Tom Griswold]

What do they call the ones right above your butt crack?

[Christy Lee]

You said an ass hat.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the tramp stamp.

[Chick McGee]

Stamp service provides a recovery kit containing all necessary documentation and materials.

[Christy Lee]

If a guy has it, it's not a tramp stamp.

[Josh Arnold]

If a guy has it, it's gay.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Very funny. I'm trying to find.

[Jess Hooker]

So there's a kit, and then you take that to the funeral home, and.

[Chick McGee]

The funeral home does it whenever it arrives. About. About three months later, the preserve tattoo is returned, mounted in a frame selected by a professional framer. Oh. With museum grade UV protective glass.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Why the UV protective glass?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you don't want it to fade.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't want it to tan.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it can.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want to get sunburned.

[Chick McGee]

Sun is the enemy of tattoos. We all know it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of fun. I mean, it's weird, but.

[Chick McGee]

Why is it weird?

[Josh Arnold]

It's weird. It's weird because I'm not against it so much, but I. It's. It's weird.

[Christy Lee]

It's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

So your idea, Christie, is you put it in one of those shadow boxes so you light it from the back.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Why not?

[Jess Hooker]

What they say they do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Lovely. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I would rather have a picture of my loved one with a tattoo exposed.

[Tom Griswold]

Where it is. Try to get a shot of it without his balls showing.

[Jess Hooker]

No inner thigh tattoos.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't say where it was. Would you say the guy has 70 tattoos or had.

[Jess Hooker]

That's probably his forearm.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, probably.

[Christy Lee]

Steelers tattoo is not gonna be his balls.

[Chick McGee]

Could have just been up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. It's not gonna be on his balls.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was thinking.

[Chick McGee]

I was almost certain that's. This is the first time Christie has said the word balls on the air. Big fan. You need to work that in a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Really? Is that it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there we go. Go. You got to be kidding me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that looks on.

[Jess Hooker]

His armor is back.

[Christy Lee]

That is.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a helmet?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

On a skull. I am.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's weird.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a little with I. Chick. I think you're. You've got to be kidding me. Is. So that's what you wanted, to save the kind of a. Yeah, it's somewhat of a rudimentary tattoo.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like my dog did it.

[Tom Griswold]

Whose number is that? I.

[Josh Arnold]

Something maybe 58.

[Chick McGee]

Could be 88. 58. I think it was Lambert or Ham. 88 was Swan. I don't know. Okay, well. And it doesn't say Roethlisberger. It doesn't say. That was seven. It doesn't say Steelers on the logo, does it? Isn't that an M or something?

[Tom Griswold]

It. It has that famous steel logo that. With the. With the, like, diamond shaped. The three diamond shaped things.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Chick McGee]

It room. Well, maybe you can't actually do the NFL tattoos.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't say Roman Roethlisberger, then.

[Chick McGee]

No, it doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

You're 40. You're 40 seconds behind. He already corrected the Roethlisberger thing.

[Josh Arnold]

That was why I went back.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Just to be an idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

So hang on a second. So you're saying that a tattoo artist can't duplicate a copyrighted image?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I don't. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

That may be the case.

[Chick McGee]

I. It's certainly. I have.

[Josh Arnold]

I've seen plenty of 20 tweety bird tattoos.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, right. I mean, hey, you want Sylvester and the jaws of a pit bull.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever gone to get a. I.

[Chick McGee]

Don'T believe you asked me. Of course I do go.

[Tom Griswold]

You get to go to get posters or something printed, and they'll. They'll say, do you own the copyright to this?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I have. I have a piece of art that was a print, and I went to the artist and said, hey, I would like to pay you because I'd like this to be a tattoo. And that's what I did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, remember duplicating it in the hangover? They had to get rid of Mike's face tattoo, Tyson's face tattoo, because that was a copyright violation.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. The guy. Yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

That was original art.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes. Now or an original fart you have. Am I correct in saying you have nine tattoos?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Of, well, ten. I just got one. I just got a new one last week.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is the first we're hearing about.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It says Kill Tom right here on the back of my neck.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it right above your Roethlisberger tattoo?

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Right above. Well, I have his jersey on my back and it's a seven and a Roethlisberger.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think he was seven.

[Chick McGee]

No. Yes. I have nine tattoos. Tom. I didn't. Are you excited?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you excited about Aaron Rodgers playing for the Steelers?

[Chick McGee]

I am not.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm starting to like that guy.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I heard another interview with.

[Tom Griswold]

My God. This guy's really interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

I, I, I like him. I've always liked him. I did. It doesn't bother me.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess that's why I'd love to see him do really well.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. That's how I feel.

[Tom Griswold]

In honor. In honor of all.

[Jess Hooker]

It's really fun to watch people.

[Chick McGee]

If he finishes the season with a Super bowl and he starts pulling this happy crap during the off season, I don't know if I'm gonna play again or not.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That is annoying.

[Chick McGee]

And I think the commissioner should step in and have him put in prison.

[Tom Griswold]

But he gets a Super bowl right.

[Christy Lee]

Now living with a Packer fan. You do not like Aaron Rodgers?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't necessarily associate them with their team. I just kind of like the guy. He's kind of charming.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Real Brighton boy.

[Chick McGee]

He's good looking, though. I think he's a good looking man.

[Christy Lee]

He is a good looking man.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something. I would kiss Aaron, Rod.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you really?

[Christy Lee]

On the lips.

[Josh Arnold]

Good looking.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

He got married secretly. Did you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

And that's why I like him. Because he got married and he got.

[Chick McGee]

Married to Winona Judd.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he doesn't wanna. He doesn't want to drag her in.

[Christy Lee]

She doesn't want any publicity.

[Chick McGee]

I love that.

[Christy Lee]

No social media accounts.

[Chick McGee]

Noreen Watkins.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Brianna or Br.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he have any tattoos?

[Josh Arnold]

Encyclopedia Britannicas.

[Chick McGee]

Encyclopedia Brow.

[Christy Lee]

I can't. It begins with a B. I can't remember.

[Chick McGee]

We're just saying words now. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the stuff he drinks? I school.

[Chick McGee]

Ayahuasca.

[Christy Lee]

Ayahuasca.

[Josh Arnold]

And I don't think you drink it. I don't know what you do.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you don't? Ayahuasca.

[Josh Arnold]

To me, it sounds like, oh, it is a tea.

[Jess Hooker]

You could smoke it or it's a tea.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like a summer camp.

[Christy Lee]

I was.

[Jess Hooker]

It very much does.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to camp.

[Chick McGee]

Did you watch the Aaron Rodgers thing on Netflix? No. You should watch it.

[Tom Griswold]

I just, I, I, maybe I did. I made a little bit of I heard it. This extra were this excerpt of this interview. I thought, this guy seems pretty cool.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't like it. Not one mention of Ben Roethlisberger.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a nice way to tie up the break.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. If I could, Josh, would you be willing to share who your favorite NFL player is?

[Josh Arnold]

Ben Rothberg.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I thought. Okay. Thank you, Josh. I appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Because his last name ends with burger.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Really nice way to tie up the break. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Put a little bow on it there. Yeah. World record coming back. That stinks on ice.

[Tom Griswold]

What? We had a great one yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. I don't even remember yesterday. Remember? What was it?

[Tom Griswold]

It was that hip balloon.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the balloon thing.

[Christy Lee]

Started the show with it.

[Chick McGee]

We owe it to ourselves to show it to jazz.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I was sent to me. I had to repost it on socials because Tom loved it. I saw it.

[Christy Lee]

I'm good.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think you would like it because it has some ass action and.

[Jess Hooker]

You associate ass with me.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you like men's asses. You're always talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Always, always.

[Tom Griswold]

And that monologue about Ben Roethlisberger's ass. God, if I have to live through that again.

[Chick McGee]

Best ass in the NFL.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Last week or two.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee. Josh Arnold. We may have lost Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Great. I was looking up this, this. What's it called?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The tattoo preservation thing. It's a company called. Called Save My Ink Forever, where they'll.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually take the skin off of a deceased person and preserve it in a way that you can hang as art a tattoo that may have been your favorite of a loved one. Yeah, it's sort of macabre, but at the same time, hey, I don't fault anybody for. However they want to celebrate their loved.

[Tom Griswold]

One, they interview a couple of the people behind the business. This one guy says you wouldn't burn or bury a Picasso. And that's what some of these pieces are.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

So. And again, they. According to this article, they send you a kit, but obviously this has to be done by a professional.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I hope so.

[Jess Hooker]

Sounds like it's done by the mortician.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that would make sense, right?

[Christy Lee]

They. They would definitely have a hand in this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know any more details.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Hopefully they don't just send you a paring knife and a stencil.

[Jess Hooker]

Whatever you're into.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, does it separate right off? Would it just come right off?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, why are we talking?

[Josh Arnold]

There are ways to take off that. Those layers. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So if you sunburn skin, which I'm asking and I'm realizing I'm one of the only people that could answer this question. And it peels. Does your. Does is there tattoo ink or is there.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I can't answer that. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

No. You don't think so? No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Because it's way down in the sky.

[Chick McGee]

It's tricky where it is. It's tricky how deep it is.

[Christy Lee]

Is it very tricky.

[Chick McGee]

That's where the tattoo artist part comes in.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

It's not that they can draw. It's an art. Hitting just right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think this would be. Would it be fair to stuff a person?

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that's not legal, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't imagine it is that human taxidermy is. Or mummification is legal?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

In that way maybe somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right, right. But I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, if it was legal, you know, you. For sure some billionaire would do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. You'd walk into. I mean, there you could see Steve Jobs in the main office of Apple or. You know what I mean.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys know anybody that's had their. Their pets stuffed?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

We were.

[Chick McGee]

Christy and I do, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

We were at a signing thing one day and remember the guy brought up his. His stuffed dog?

[Chick McGee]

We signed it. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Totally.

[Tom Griswold]

Totally creeped out.

[Jess Hooker]

You signed his dog?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we signed it. It was on a.

[Tom Griswold]

It was on a pedestal.

[Christy Lee]

On a pedestal. A base.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A piece of wood.

[Chick McGee]

Looked incredibly lifelike.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder.

[Josh Arnold]

In the fishing world, let's say I were to go catch a 13 pound bass. I'm with you. That's a trophy fish. My gosh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

But I don't. I want this thing to still be out there, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I. To Want.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not. I don't necessarily. They can now if you take enough. If you take some pictures and stuff and give and measurements.

[Chick McGee]

I bet.

[Josh Arnold]

So they will replicate that and it will look like a real taxidermy print. So you can have a trophy. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Nice of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Without actually having to kill the.

[Jess Hooker]

Very cool.

[Josh Arnold]

It is really cool. So I. You could do that with your dogs, I imagine. Oh, you don't have to take the.

[Tom Griswold]

Corpse of the Pisces.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you don't have to take the corpse of the piece.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got an idea. Why not adopt a nice deserving real live dog?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sure, sure. No, no. I'm not saying I would ever do this or, but. But instead of keeping the body.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You can have a statue. A statue? Essentially. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that scam in the Bahamas when everyone went out fishing and it assigned these documents and so a couple people, they caught a fish and they were suddenly obligated to pay a thousand dollars to have the thing mounted. Remember this?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

They, they, they didn't make it real clear.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a scam and a half.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you're, you know, you're in the Bahamas.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you're going to say there's scuba divers underneath the boat holding fish. That's what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

We're visiting with Chick McGee over at the Bob and Tom sports desk here.

[Chick McGee]

Visiting? You're not staying, I can tell you that. Hey, look what time it is.

[Christy Lee]

World record.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy, is this one wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Golfer Anya Banache, B A N N A S C H I Like Bananas has broken the Guinness World record for the most golf tees in my hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is silly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Aiming to get at least 400 teas in her hair, the 45 year old achieved the title after sticking 711 golf tees in her hair. Or as says here, frustrated novelist tresses.

[Tom Griswold]

Me like big words.

[Chick McGee]

Her tactic was putting her hair in pigtails, then asking two friends to help her slip golf tees into every single available space.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds lovely.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is just the hair in her head, by the way.

[Jess Hooker]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, they don't visit the 19th hole.

[Josh Arnold]

If you know what I'm saying.

[Jess Hooker]

You might, you might lose a couple of those teas.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Do we get to see a picture of this? Oh yeah. That's just gorgeous.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, wacky wacky.

[Chick McGee]

Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

They're multi colored so it looks like she's got. It's sort of Rick Jamesish.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a very good observation.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, those teeth Kind of looks like Shelly. What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Shelly Duvall.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Shelley.

[Josh Arnold]

You can.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Deduce from that.

[Tom Griswold]

Alive and bright.

[Chick McGee]

When I said yikes, it wasn't because the T's in her hair.

[Jess Hooker]

If Shelly Duvall had some work.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, Shelly's dead, right? Yeah, she died, sadly.

[Chick McGee]

Shelly's dead. That's what I said. It took him 47 minutes or so to get all the golf tees in place. She told Guinness she was inspired by Joel Strasser. You know Joel, who holds the record for the most candy canes in a beard? Remember that guy at 187? No. Nope. And most beard baubles in a beard at 710.

[Josh Arnold]

I need to reorder my beard bubbles. But the fall is coming.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the song?

[Chick McGee]

Bangles and bobbles. Frank has a version of that. He asked. I. You. I. My beard bobbles are on subscribe and Save with Amazon. They just.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just smart.

[Chick McGee]

I save a couple bucks by signing up for that.

[Christy Lee]

I love subscribing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you got to.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever see one of those guys that's one of those great golf shot guys that does the trick stuff and someone has. Someone has to lie down on their back.

[Josh Arnold]

Always impressive.

[Tom Griswold]

They put a T in their mouth and.

[Jess Hooker]

No, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

And what if it goes wrong just once?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're gonna have your head bashed.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the club velocity? The club velocity of getting a. Hey, I got a free rhinoplasty, man.

[Chick McGee]

I think I saw a trick shot golfer. I'm not sure who it was. I'm not even sure when it was. It was quite a while ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Ago.

[Chick McGee]

He drove a golf ball through a phone book. What? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and he had one golf club designed so that the shaft was a hose.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Garden hose?

[Chick McGee]

I. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Somewhat of a trickster.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Right through the phone book. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

That's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to know who that was.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

To see that video.

[Jess Hooker]

That's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Don't. Don't you think it should be.

[Tom Griswold]

Be.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I enjoyed it very much.

[Tom Griswold]

That was an impressive sports.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Well, one more as a parting shot, if you will, ladies and gentlemen, from the. The. They call it the Open. We call it the British Open. It's Scotty Scheffler.

[Tom Griswold]

Scheffler.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

What are you laughing about? There's so much to say about that shirt. Cup face. That's extraordinary. They co opted Tom's laugh for it.

[Tom Griswold]

That guy really does have the same laugh. I.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. And Scotty has admitted, yes, I did fart on that shot.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what else going to do?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he's out on the golf course.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody poops, everybody farts.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are some quality microphones.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they pick it up, don't they?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. Oh, thank you very much, chick. That was a lovely sports guest.

[Jess Hooker]

Do we have a picture of Paige? It turns out that the golfer that I was talking about was Paige Sporanic.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's Spiranac.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it Spiranack? Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You were talking about him in what kind?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she's unattractive, but she smokes.

[Chick McGee]

She smokes?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, she's blonde, she's super hot, she wears short skirts, and she's, like I said, constantly burning.

[Christy Lee]

That's her.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, wait a second.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not her, is it?

[Chick McGee]

Josh, your thoughts?

[Josh Arnold]

This chick is out, like in the lpga.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she. I think she's minor.

[Jess Hooker]

No, like, lower than that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

She used to be on the tour or has a golf blog or something.

[Josh Arnold]

I got you.

[Jess Hooker]

And she's in the new Happy Gilmore movie. She's the. She's the one.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like I would have remembered her.

[Jess Hooker]

She's the one at the simulator. The golf simulator. That's her.

[Josh Arnold]

She runs that thing?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

That's her.

[Tom Griswold]

I can see why she might have trouble with her swing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. American model, golf instructor, former professional golfer and social media personality.

[Josh Arnold]

I like her.

[Tom Griswold]

Lady Tetor of Big T's.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, she seems cool, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I'm surprised she smokes. She doesn't look like a smoker to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that's the. That's the double plus, because, you know, if she'll suck on one of those. Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute. Hang on. Here's Tom saying something else.

[Tom Griswold]

We have two. Oh, look at this. Well, we're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hope you can be here with us. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Boy, welcome back. Hi, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast, jiffy quick. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts, there's Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk. Hey, there's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

I like Your prison issued denim.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. I got work release after this. There's Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby's here on Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. I'm just doing some research.

[Chick McGee]

I know you're doing anything but being on the air. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I want. I wanted to verify this before I read this letter.

[Chick McGee]

How. How are you going about verifying it?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you in a second.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about. I was greeting my sister in England. She listens to the show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I was greeting my college roomma Mark, who listens in Canada.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And we just got this letter. This is great. But I wanted to make sure this was a real place.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Christy and knuckleheads.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we are knuckleheads.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we're incorrigible.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you the gentleman's name after I've read this, because if I were to read it now, it would distract from the entire content of the letter.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what is it like Dave Weiner?

[Chick McGee]

Is it Dick Handler?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh, you're very close. Dick Handler would be great. Like Chelsea. Chelsea Handler's brother, Dick.

[Chick McGee]

Or maybe that's her nickname.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It's actually from a Mr. Donald Cox.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Cox.

[Chick McGee]

Got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know any famous cox?

[Chick McGee]

Archibald Cox? Ms. Hooker, you have your Ronnie Cox. Ronnie Cox. Archibald Cox.

[Tom Griswold]

Ronnie Cox from the movie Deliverance.

[Chick McGee]

My boy from high school football. Mark Cox.

[Christy Lee]

He's one of my good friends from high school. Marcia Cox Cox.

[Josh Arnold]

There's the Cox Cable Company.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, of course, you know, the.

[Chick McGee]

Cox Cable Company at one point sponsored the San Diego Soccers. This is a true story. And they were going to become the. Wow. They were. And that's why I was fired. In San Diego, the Cox Smoke.

[Jess Hooker]

This the smoke shack where you can buy cigarettes and it's. It doesn't that what it says? It says smoke.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding? Gotcha.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Right when you go into Cox Smokers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, where's that?

[Josh Arnold]

If I remember correctly, when you're.

[Jess Hooker]

You're just going into Kentucky.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Ed Pinkley Motors was located next to Cox Liquors.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I said I wasn't gonna say the guy's name because I didn't want it to distract from the content of the letter.

[Chick McGee]

Is this Cox Smokers near the Butt Hut? Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that also a smoke shop?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, that's a smoke shop.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

So I saw one in England. Oh, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, not here.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a letter from Ireland.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how about that?

[Chick McGee]

And you verified this, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I did.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I would. I. I've been to Ireland a couple times. I'd never been here to this thing. He goes, longtime listener, first time emailer, saying hello to you from the Dingle peninsula.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

So they're famous for their berries there, aren't they? They.

[Josh Arnold]

They sure are.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Dingle bears, you know, they're.

[Josh Arnold]

In season right now.

[Chick McGee]

They're out there picking them juicy and ripe. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

This says Dingle. A colorful harbor town with quaint pubs, artisan shops and seafood restaurants.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Famous for traditional music and warm hospitality. Wouldn't that be great?

[Jess Hooker]

Let's go.

[Tom Griswold]

That is so cool. Dolphin. Excuse me, not dolphin. Dingle is the home of a friendly wild dolphin dolphin named Fungi.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Or maybe it's Fungi.

[Christy Lee]

Fungi.

[Tom Griswold]

No. F U N G I E. Oh, sorry. He lived in the Bay for 30 years, became a beloved local mascot before vanishing in 2020.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think he lived his life.

[Tom Griswold]

The Chinese New Year, the year of the shark. That's cool. I bet. I bet a lot of people get T shirts that say Dingle Peninsula.

[Chick McGee]

Why did you read this again?

[Tom Griswold]

Because this guy wrote us a letter. He's listening to our show in Ireland. How great is that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, very cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Great time of year to be there too. Beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

It's winter there. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Two day time difference.

[Tom Griswold]

Dentist and my dentist just got back from there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, a lot of people are going there.

[Jess Hooker]

They went together.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I know. Mr. Cox, thank you for taking the time.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna try again.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Your experiences, your thoughts, check your memories.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Your likes, your dislikes are not everyone's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a shame, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't gonna go there, but.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, but don't you enjoy hearing his because it makes you feel so good about yours.

[Chick McGee]

May I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess perhaps I'm aware of that and that's why I do this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Disconnected a bit. You really, you really don't know disconnect until you spend. But it's like 10 minutes with him.

[Tom Griswold]

When we read those news stories about, you know, the guy that they find a live eel inside his ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And then it's like the third time and you say to yourself, well, I'm having a great day compared to this guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have to go out in search of a, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Moray eel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We don't think about that.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta really love it. This is where Pat would come in and play up Your butt. That's a moray.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Mora.

[Tom Griswold]

Eel. You see?

[Chick McGee]

No, there would be no difference if we found a gentleman on an island somewhere who had been. Had been just marooned. Castaway. Yes. In like 1973 and Tom and you put them together. There would be no difference on any.

[Josh Arnold]

Topics they could really talk about.

[Chick McGee]

Like it was just he, he would really enjoy that conversation.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, suitcases have wheels. Now what I know.

[Chick McGee]

1, 2, 3 will say our favorite. We'll favor favorite sitcom. 1, 2, 3. Mr. Did we just become best friends now?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you hear about. We were talking. I think it was chick or somebody said maybe we should.

[Chick McGee]

What did I do? I stepped Dr. Ed.

[Jess Hooker]

Dr. Ed.

[Tom Griswold]

A new version of Mr. Edward. He's a physician.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Turns out there was an episode of Mr. Ed with him.

[Tom Griswold]

But he was a talking horse. Of course. But I was feel like.

[Jess Hooker]

I remember that.

[Chick McGee]

Of course, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

But I was thinking he could be a gynecologist.

[Christy Lee]

Oh come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen, hear me out on this. The ladies would go in and he'd have old fashioned western syrups and then where your feet would go there'd be horseshoes. Wouldn't that be cool?

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't it be. It would be worth it though just to see the classic from behind the woman with her leg and then.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Here'S my fault.

[Tom Griswold]

I gave you a little sugar. Honey.

[Josh Arnold]

This is going to feel like.

[Chick McGee]

Of course, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Miss. Miss Hooker. I'm going to once again have you describe what I'm about to do.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Cuz people can't see this unless they're watching. Watching us on the YouTube.

[Chick McGee]

We're doing this again.

[Jess Hooker]

What are we doing?

[Tom Griswold]

I consider her a taste maker. I consider her someone as a. Is a judge of not just fashion and food but contemporary culture. I have been told that I can't. I can't wear this. This.

[Jess Hooker]

You can't wear the blue golf shirt you have on.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. He's going to change that.

[Tom Griswold]

Blue is great.

[Chick McGee]

He's going to change his headwear.

[Tom Griswold]

This is very bold for me.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's a very good. We've told you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Describe what I'm doing.

[Jess Hooker]

Tom's taking off his headphones and he's looking confused as usual. Taking off of his ball cap.

[Christy Lee]

Wiping his bangs back bangs out of his eyes.

[Chick McGee]

And then he takes. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

And then he has.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Oh, that looks a lot better than the last time you're getting.

[Jess Hooker]

It would appear to be I would say like a skull cap but more athletic. Probably a dry fit type wicks away.

[Chick McGee]

Moisture, if you will. Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That picture is on Instagram.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm starting to love it more and more.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this. It's. It's a. What is it? What do I say?

[Christy Lee]

Skull cap.

[Tom Griswold]

A skull cap?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. You're supposed to wear this under your bicycle helmet.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I. I don't want to steal your thunder, but my dad wears these every day. Every day.

[Josh Arnold]

Just about out.

[Jess Hooker]

Just out and about all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

All the time. My dad has a hat on.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know your dad was Stevie Van neither.

[Jess Hooker]

If I showed you. I'm gonna show you a picture at the break.

[Christy Lee]

Why did he.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna go with a different sl.

[Jess Hooker]

He's just always cold. He's always cold.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you lose 98% of your heat out of the top of your head. Did you know that?

[Josh Arnold]

Something like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Something crazy. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But when I'd ride my bike, I would have these big, big things on my head where the helmet would dig in. Oh, yeah. So I looked it up, and I got this. But I. Then I'd been told by a number of people I can't wear it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but you're wearing it under your helmet. That's a case of function over fashion. I mean, that should be allowed.

[Chick McGee]

Race should not enter into this.

[Christy Lee]

Did you ask just to wear it into the restaurant? Is that why there's controversy?

[Tom Griswold]

I could do that if I liked.

[Christy Lee]

Eating by myself, but that's what I'm saying. So she doesn't even want you to wear it under your helmet? Helmet.

[Jess Hooker]

But if you. But if you. If you walked into a restaurant, say, on the trail, and you're in your bike gear. Yes. And you had.

[Josh Arnold]

Totally fine.

[Jess Hooker]

Totally fine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you wear biker shorts?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace like that idea a lot.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I actually was thinking about that yesterday, because the trail you asked about, by the way, is open. And so when I was driving home yesterday, I thought, I wonder if Tom wears the whole, you know, gear, like the Tour de France shirt and the little bicycle pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Not that serious.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have a bell on your bike?

[Jess Hooker]

You have to if you're on the trail.

[Josh Arnold]

I just yell at people.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure it's the skull cap?

[Jess Hooker]

The bell and say to the left so that, you know you're passing.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure it's a skull cap? She has a problem with dining with. Or is it what's under the skull?

[Tom Griswold]

These are. These are all valid, valid points.

[Josh Arnold]

I just take the skull cap to the restaurant.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd argue if I could do you.

[Christy Lee]

Wear shorts when you're biking?

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't your balls get caught in the chain?

[Chick McGee]

No, you don't wear shorts because Tony Soprano doesn't wear shorts.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I've never liked shorts. Really.

[Josh Arnold]

Wearing jeans while riding a bike can't be.

[Christy Lee]

It's not terribly easy.

[Chick McGee]

He wore shorts in the winter time when I first started working.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. They were those really big.

[Chick McGee]

And he wore black underwear.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Both of which he denies.

[Christy Lee]

Cargo shorts.

[Tom Griswold]

I still wear black under underwear.

[Josh Arnold]

You see a guy wearing jeans riding a bike, the first question you have is, where'd you leave the kid you stole that bike from?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Or you have a dui.

[Christy Lee]

Dui. Thank you, Jess.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a nicer.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. How long you got to do that? How long's your DUI there?

[Tom Griswold]

The day I came in and I said, cake. It was middle of winter. Colder than Helen. I said, I just saw some guy in a moped coming into work. I had no idea that's a thing because. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

He likes being in the window.

[Tom Griswold]

In some states you can ride a moped or whatever you call it.

[Christy Lee]

150Cc'S or something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And that's another beef I have, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

What beef is this?

[Tom Griswold]

They shouldn't allow those electric bikes on bike paths.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Some guys, I'm trying to have a nice breeze ride and somebody comes by at 50 miles an hour. They are quick, but they're quite. You can't hear them.

[Ali Breen]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're zipping by. If you want to get some exercise.

[Chick McGee]

We can't hear anything anyway, so.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

Limited.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to get some exercise, ride the bike. What's the point of an electric bike?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're missing the whole idea of getting exercise.

[Christy Lee]

Does Kelly ride with you?

[Tom Griswold]

Uh huh. We didn't. We did a nice ride. What is. What is. Two days ago.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And three days ago, actually.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now I want to say hi to my buddies at the Silac Insurance Company. Because if you've been following the stock market, some call it the shock market. Up, down, up, down, up, down. Lately, up. It's a wild ride. You never know what's going to happen. And this is where an annuity comes in. Because when it's time to retire, you want to make sure you're still getting some cash coming in on a regular basis and you can counter the volatility of the market with something called an annuity. The experts on annuities, of course, the Silac Insurance Company. Reliable payments coming your way and you can't outlive your money. Get all the details. Certain restrictions apply. See if you qualify by visiting silacins.com and that's S I L A C silacins.com or just visit bobandtom.com we've got a really nice link for you to find information. That's all you got to do is look into this, see if this is for you. An annuity from the Silac Insurance Company. Plan on it and live on it. Coming up, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have Pope Leo in the news. He's a rock star. And we have a water rescue. We have a poop rule that you're going to be interested in.

[Chick McGee]

A what?

[Christy Lee]

Poop rule.

[Tom Griswold]

A poop rule.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I wonder where I got. But no, it's kind of interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Poop rule here. Which would be flush Yesterday's. Yesterday's adventure. I walk in there like, what the hell?

[Chick McGee]

I wish I could take credit for that. That'd be wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

Were you on vacation? When I got Oscar'd, I heard.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it was magnificent.

[Christy Lee]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

You should have seen the look on his face.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you so much for joining us. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Having some Pepperidge Farm goldfish.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so am I. It's the breakfast of champions.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't have the bite. The Cheez it has. I need that bite.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they got the salt, though.

[Jess Hooker]

Lots of it. Have you had the extra toasty Cheez its.

[Josh Arnold]

I love them.

[Christy Lee]

I love them. I don't.

[Chick McGee]

They have different flavors, like garlic and tomato, tomato, mozzarella.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't like any of that.

[Chick McGee]

And Mediterranean.

[Josh Arnold]

Keep it.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm doing great. I'm researching this thing that I was wearing a few minutes ago. The special.

[Chick McGee]

You think Winston Churchill ever used the word thing?

[Christy Lee]

Who told you about this thing?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't he supposed to be the one with the largest vocabulary ever?

[Josh Arnold]

He certainly was incredibly well spoken.

[Chick McGee]

I think he said thing or. I'm not sure of the word, but thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Never to go to war with one another again.

[Josh Arnold]

I better. I bet he never said thingamajig.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you're right about that.

[Chick McGee]

And then I reached down for the doohickey. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, speaking of which, the so called do rag.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. You can order those, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Different.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I just looked it up. A do rag is designed to protect your hair from friction.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And.

[Chick McGee]

But I like the way the du.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Chick McGee]

There's a flap that hangs off the back. I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's like. That's the French Foreign Legion biker.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I think that looks cool, man. Okay, you can tie it.

[Tom Griswold]

And now, Ms. Hooker, I wore this thing under my bicycle helmet. And what were you saying?

[Chick McGee]

Who was.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's one?

[Jess Hooker]

My dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know Cam Newton was your dad.

[Chick McGee]

You're not gonna be happy until we just go right into the ditch.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think that that's the one of the pro. You can't really wear these around.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm just saying. And by the way, I'd like to help out some lawyers out there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, not by paying another one. I was gonna say, if you're gonna be one of these biker lawyers, there's a bunch of commercials for these guys.

[Christy Lee]

Motorcycle bikers, and they're in there.

[Tom Griswold]

One of them is really good because these guys, you can tell, really do ride motorcycle. Motorcycles. But if you're gonna do one of these commercials, don't go out there and like, brand new leathers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know, a freshly ironed do rag. Just. Just admit it. Yeah. I'm just saying. Come on, if you're really a biker, dress like one. Just don't fake it. Okay, sorry. It just bugs me every time I see that one. Hi, I'm super stiff and cat act. I've been told to do my own commercial pretending I can ride a motorcycle. Okay. Okay. Christy Lee's over there at the Bob and Tom news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have this really new decluttering hack going viral on social media. I don't know if you've heard about it.

[Jess Hooker]

I haven't.

[Christy Lee]

It suggests people imagine their stuff is covered in poop. The so called poop rule was popularized on TikTok. I have heard this by a user.

[Tom Griswold]

You've heard this?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Imagine it's covered in pooh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the point?

[Jess Hooker]

Would you wash it or would you. Or would you throw it out like that? That determines how much you want it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

The poop rules. If you're getting rid of items from your home, you pick it up. Think, is this important enough that I would wash poop off of it. Like Jess said, if the answer is yes, you keep it. Comment section of the video offered other helpful ideas.

[Tom Griswold]

How'd she get the poop all over the bisquint? Bisquick.

[Christy Lee]

Bisquick, Bisquick, Bisquick.

[Josh Arnold]

Pancake batter.

[Christy Lee]

What do you got going on at your house?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I'm saying. What kind of lunatic has poop all over everything?

[Chick McGee]

Are you okay?

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't even make sense.

[Chick McGee]

I'm really getting worried.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the stupidest idea ever.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't worn this shirt in two years. Yes, I imagine there's poop on it. So what am I gonna do? Throw it out or do I like it so much I'm gonna launder this?

[Tom Griswold]

This.

[Jess Hooker]

And yes. Are you gonna go through the work of hosing it down, putting in the washing machine? You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Like, this is for the feeble minded. You don't have to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. Our show, right? We're the feeble minded.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you say weed.

[Tom Griswold]

But my. One of my brothers poops on things. No. Oh, I don't know. I haven't seen him lately. He said, oh, if I haven't used something for a year, I throw it away.

[Josh Arnold]

That's pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

That's the only old school rule.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, really? Me too. Unfortunately. It was my fire extinguisher. And then when the place caught on fire, well, this is really dumb.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it seems kind of silly.

[Josh Arnold]

Real silly.

[Jess Hooker]

But the, the, the, the worst thing I've seen on the Internet lately is these women are going, and when they're shopping for cosmetics or healthcare products or something like that, they're holding it, right? They're holding it like this, this. And if their body naturally leans forward, that's their body telling them that they need this product. If they naturally lean back, it's going, oh, no, this isn't for you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because they're lunatics.

[Jess Hooker]

They are lunatics.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we prevent them from voting?

[Jess Hooker]

I laughed so hard watching it.

[Josh Arnold]

It was ridiculous.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, really ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, have you done a recent decluttering in your life at all?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't like clutter. So like, like Chrissy said, like each season, if I haven't used it or worn it or like decorations or something, like, it's like, okay, it goes.

[Christy Lee]

I just decluttered again this weekend.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because I still hadn't a big tote full of stuff I hadn't put away.

[Tom Griswold]

You just moved, so. Yeah, but that's the great thing about moving. Yeah, but don't Weren't you saying, or am I hallucinating that you had a declutter person?

[Christy Lee]

We have a declutter person. Chick and I share the same person.

[Chick McGee]

Christy sent her to me. Yeah, embarrassing. I got decluttered.

[Christy Lee]

It's not embarrassing. She's a lifesaver.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. You couldn't possibly decide yourself if I need to keep this or not.

[Christy Lee]

Well, and then she suggests what ways to store things, and I tried that.

[Tom Griswold]

As soon as she came over. Don't touch my stuff, lady.

[Chick McGee]

You know me. I don't know what I think or should I do. I need someone to tell me. Talk down to me and tell me what to do. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Yeah, yeah. She's friends with my menu reader. What do I want for lunch? I couldn't possibly choose. Well, menu reader.

[Chick McGee]

Menu reader with clothes arranger. And get in here.

[Josh Arnold]

The thing about the social media declutters is, is they teach you how to. So, you know, they supposedly teach you how to declutter, but nobody who actually does that stuff stays decluttered.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, that's the key.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta have. You have to really make a lifestyle choice.

[Christy Lee]

You have to really keep up with.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, I'm gonna declutter.

[Chick McGee]

And right now, as I'm talking, she could come in and do the same exact job that she did.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Almost two years ago.

[Christy Lee]

You've already got me.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I only have cluttered.

[Chick McGee]

A closet. My closet's in a little better shape, but yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I need a, like a new.

[Christy Lee]

House for another new house.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I need to dig. I keep the place really uncluttered. Although not everyone would vote the same. Having.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, you got kids and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's, it's nice to have someone kind of overseeing it on a daily basis, you know? What's that? Oh, really? Well, if it A garbage can. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Nowhere to live, boy. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, this is called. What is the name of the rule?

[Christy Lee]

The poop rule.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

So this is why I'm not on Tick Tock. Just say, God, you do that. Because I would go crazy if I had to see videos like that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

[Chick McGee]

You know what it teaches or what taught me that Tick Tock. It's easier. I found it becomes easier to be more disconnected from a situation that you're watching. I can't explain it, really. And it cuts down on your fomo. Yeah, I think. Think. Yeah. You see all these people? Well, I. Oh, my gosh. I don't know. No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't need to be doing that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't say, oh, I wish I was doing that.

[Jess Hooker]

Never.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to fall. I don't want to fall off a cliff and act like I'm diving.

[Tom Griswold]

That show, America's Funniest Videos, which I watched part of the night, it was so. And it was really funny. A lot of the doorbell cameras.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they check to make sure that the person that, you know has the terrible fall or whatever, that they live.

[Christy Lee]

You have to submit those videos. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I think that the family probably wouldn't submit them if the person died.

[Tom Griswold]

When there's money at stake. Yes, they would.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, look.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like he got run over by a train. Oh, he did. But it looks really funny.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we need a thousand dollars or whatever.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we got to bury him.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Just asking. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Babatom Show. That's Christy Lee at the Babatom news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we've been talking a lot about traveling. This. A recent poll reveals some of the toilet troubles people experience while traveling.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

According to the survey, more than a more than a thousand travelers. One in 12 people admitted to.

[Josh Arnold]

Having travelers diarrhea.

[Christy Lee]

Pooping in their pants while traveling.

[Chick McGee]

That's a thing?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a thing.

[Chick McGee]

Is this a second in 12?

[Josh Arnold]

That's surprising. Now, we're not talking, like, Disneyland where one in 12 people are three years old.

[Christy Lee]

Right. 20% of people think passengers with excessive flatulence should be remove from a flight, with Gen Z being the most likely to be offended.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you going to do that?

[Jess Hooker]

They're offended by everything.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, we're on our way to Los Angeles. We're stopping in Albuquerque because seat 14A has been farting too much. We've got to drop.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys remember comedian Robert Hawkins?

[Chick McGee]

Sure, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

He once said that he farted so badly on a plane, he should have been arrested and sent to Guantanamo.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a. He's scary funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

40 of travelers resorted to being in a bottle when they couldn't find a toilet. I had to be men.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've done that.

[Christy Lee]

You've done that.

[Chick McGee]

Making good time? Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean while driving?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. A cup or a bottle? Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you.

[Jess Hooker]

No, there's no way.

[Tom Griswold]

You stop.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I've done a two chick, and it's not easy and it's not the cleanest. It really is.

[Chick McGee]

No, you. You'll get urine in places, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you clean that up.

[Chick McGee]

It's all st. Sterile. I wipe it off with my pants.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'm with you sometimes it is. Dude, you stay on the road.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I do not want to stop. I just. Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

If I'm in the middle of nowhere, I'll pull off on an exit, open the door, and get up and peed up.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

On the ground.

[Jess Hooker]

I was stuck in traffic recently and had to. Had to relieve myself in a cup.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I'm not. I. I'm. I'm. Four hours I sat in standstill traffic, nowhere to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What are you gonna do?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I had to.

[Christy Lee]

I always wondered.

[Tom Griswold]

In the car?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, in the car. In my car.

[Tom Griswold]

In the front seat.

[Jess Hooker]

In the front seat. In the driver's seat. I put.

[Josh Arnold]

If she's going to get outside, she wouldn't use the cup.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I put a. I put a hoodie in the window because there's. There's trucks everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And then my daughter was in the passenger seat, and I had her hold up another hoodie, and I was like, I don't want to scar you.

[Josh Arnold]

She laughing.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. She was hysterical.

[Chick McGee]

It's the best time she's ever. So she has to do it every Saturday now. It's a big tree.

[Tom Griswold]

So is it like.

[Jess Hooker]

Like, on. And she's like, mom's peeing in a cup. Who are you talking to?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. So was it a large cup, like a stadium beer?

[Jess Hooker]

It was a Panera. A big Panera teacup. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the 32 ouncer.

[Jess Hooker]

You know, filter to the brim.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, how do you aim You.

[Jess Hooker]

It's the same as you do. Like, if you were doing a urine sample at the. At the doctor. You just.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. How much room?

[Christy Lee]

There's not enough room. There's a steering wheel in the way.

[Jess Hooker]

All the way back. I literally. I was in park.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you do, like.

[Jess Hooker]

All the way back?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you like a test shot to see if you're in the right range?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I just. No, I'm not gonna demonstrate.

[Chick McGee]

How do.

[Josh Arnold]

How do women give the urine sample? Do you sit or do you stand hover?

[Christy Lee]

No, you do it over the toilet. Right. Right there.

[Josh Arnold]

So you sit like you're gonna pee normally.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

And then you pull the cup under.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if you. If you can stand and pee in.

[Tom Griswold]

Those cups, but, I mean, do you know where it's gonna go? Or do you have to do, like a test squirt and then lookie and.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh, have you radio called hillbilly fire department. This woman where she pees seven feet in the air. It's unbelievable. It's quite something.

[Josh Arnold]

She must really bear down.

[Chick McGee]

Really pushy. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

40% have gone without wiping due to lack of supplies while traveling.

[Josh Arnold]

What are these people traveling?

[Chick McGee]

A major, a major transaction. They don't wipe that.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't say major transaction. So I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

But what else would you be wiping?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, women have to wipe the.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if you've ever noticed.

[Jess Hooker]

That you can shake the dew from your lily.

[Tom Griswold]

Have to review the tapes.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about this. First four wheel carry ons and now women are will have to use toilet paper.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the implication is major transactions.

[Christy Lee]

And 45% of respondents admit to having skipped washing hands after using the toilet while on vacation. That's probably in everyday life. If they're not wiping on vacation or washing on vacation.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not. I'm just happy to be able to go on vacation.

[Chick McGee]

Filthy animals. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's a blessing, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not to take the vacation. I mean to actually, actually have my everything functioning.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. I know. I knew what you meant. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes for some reason you get in that plane. The next thing you know, you're all bound up.

[Chick McGee]

Now I would think with the Metamucil and other aids that you use, you would be like just like clockwork.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

Three times a day. I think it's two, four.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's the air pressure that throws you off.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or. Yeah, whatever. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The body knows. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you know you're gonna go be in an airplane.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

For say three hours.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you not drink any fluids?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I, in fact, people who've traveled with me can attest to this. I always have a large water bottle with me. I, I'm, I'm, I'm a thirsty man.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you, don't you hate getting up to pee in an airplane?

[Josh Arnold]

I, I hold it. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

He's usually unconscious, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I tend to sleep.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he just passes out as soon. I mean, not to be when you're on a plane. He's not drunk is what I'm saying.

[Chick McGee]

If you can sleep on a plane, it's a game changer.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm so uncomfortable on planes. Not out of fear or anything, but physically uncomfortable that I just try to pass out. I just try to sleep.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

So I'll pop. I drop. Sometimes I get motion sickness, so I get a Dramamine. And that helps. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and Dramamine. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate flying so much, I just make me. Let me sleep.

[Chick McGee]

And why did the drama mean. Mean people come up with non drowsy.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not non drowsy.

[Josh Arnold]

No, yeah, you're exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

You mean the one that's labeled non drowsy? It's not.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not very non drowsy, but it's also not as effective.

[Jess Hooker]

So it's like they kept.

[Josh Arnold]

They kept the drowsiness, but not the effectiveness of the medicine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Now, a couple things coming up that would include sexy time with Ali Breen.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

That's the orange, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Friends at Java House. You'll find one that suits you and you might be able to get your whole office. What's the word? Hooked up. If you win this contest, once again, it's bobintime.com contest. And you'll see the thing for Java House coming up in the news. Christy, what you got?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we got Pope Leo surprising Catholic youths at a festival by telling them to laugh that would be a surprise.

[Chick McGee]

You go ahead and sex it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, kids, tonight's a special dispensation. I call it Dick Spensation. Oh boy.

[Chick McGee]

Stop it.

[Tom Griswold]

I should. Shouldn't have eaten the gummy. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. Subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Activate right now.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hi there, Christy Lee. Hey, Jess Hooker. We're in the O'Reilly. What are you doing? Did I scare you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you scared me a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chickster. Let's go back over to that place. It's the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Starring Christy Lee, Pope Leo XIV received what has been described as a rock star welcome during a surprise.

[Tom Griswold]

Hookers and cocaine during a surprise. That's a rock star welcome, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

At the Vatican's Catholic Influencer Festival, the Pope drew cheers from over 120,000 young pilgrims gathered in St. Peter's Square.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. He's at home?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he lives there.

[Tom Griswold]

Who do they think was going to come out?

[Christy Lee]

He arrived in his Popemobile at the end of evening mass, making or marking rather the start of the jubilee of youth.

[Chick McGee]

Just one of the reasons I'm not Pope. If I got out of. If I was driving the Popemobile, I'd have one. One of those horns, wouldn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Does he get to drive it?

[Christy Lee]

No, he doesn't get to drive it.

[Chick McGee]

I'd insist.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. I. I don't remember the details on this, but a couple years ago there was a news story about somebody's car that became Pope. Remember this?

[Christy Lee]

It was a Ford Fiesta.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was Pope Benedict Carol Wotiwa, I think. Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, they, they put the Pope's when he was. Yeah, when he was a young priest, they, they took his.

[Christy Lee]

He still had his car when he became Pope. And they sold it, didn't they?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they sold it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

At auction. Yeah, that'd be cool. So he's in the Pope mobile?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. After a 20 minute ovation, the Pope gave A spontaneous blessing from the altar, saying, quote, the world needs messages of hope. You are this message and must give hope to everyone. We want peace in the world and chicken.

[Chick McGee]

And ever a pop.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he just stand there the whole time, waving for 20 minutes?

[Christy Lee]

Pope Leo had not been scheduled to address the full group until this weekend's vigil and Mass. He also warned the crowd about the risks of chasing digital fame at the expense of real human connection.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a warning, ya.

[Christy Lee]

Calling on attendees to be, quote, agents of communion, he urged them to avoid fake news and division and to foster genuine encounters between Harvard courts. Once again, these are Catholic influencers at a young person's festival.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

In the Vatican.

[Tom Griswold]

He grew up in Chicago.

[Christy Lee]

He sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have a recording where he gets up there and he goes, I haven't seen a CD crowd like this since Lollapalooza.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, first of all, he's from Chicago.

[Josh Arnold]

But he picked up the local immediately. That's the right thing to do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Lollapalooza was awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's this weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Harry Fair. A good Catholic boy. Isn't that.

[Chick McGee]

Is that this week?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Lawless this weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's playing?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Christie.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you going?

[Christy Lee]

No, my girls are going. They're going Saturday. Just one day.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the big guy?

[Christy Lee]

I have Joe Herman's Hermit's.

[Chick McGee]

Two things. I think your daughters might be having sex.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I think they might be drinking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Probably both. They're having a hell of a time. What? They're in their 20s.

[Chick McGee]

No, they're 9 and 11.

[Christy Lee]

I know. What, 23 and 27.

[Chick McGee]

Holy hell.

[Christy Lee]

A Massachusetts mayoral candidate named Jeffrey Epstein.

[Josh Arnold]

Spelled with the G. It doesn't matter.

[Chick McGee]

I was Jeffrey Epstein before it was bad.

[Christy Lee]

Actually, you would say. Joffrey Epstein says he has to keep reminding people, people, he's not the late sex offender.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you do.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Epstein, a mayoral candidate in Framingham, says he has received numerous comments from irate social media users confusing him with the convicted how to file who died in 2019. Others joke about the shared name. The septuagenarian, who goes by Jeff G E O F F, told the Daily Beast that for the most part, no one locally cares about that at all. Mr. Jeff Epstein added that he has received some kind words of support from Harvey Epstein, a New York State assemblymaker.

[Chick McGee]

Of course, Harvey Epstein's a Madrid whose.

[Christy Lee]

Name represents an unfortunate. He's got both, man. Two of not one, but two of the city's most notorious sex offenders. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Harvey Epstein is like. Like what Law and Order would name a character.

[Christy Lee]

I watched that show for the very first time when I was gone in Florida the other day.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it the basic Law and Order?

[Christy Lee]

No, it was Sex crimes or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

I've not seen an episode of any of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Special Victims Unit.

[Christy Lee]

Special Victims Unit. That was it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it Law and Order vd? Was it?

[Chick McGee]

You know, it's not Law and Order vd.

[Tom Griswold]

I know it's law. It's Law and Order. Suv.

[Chick McGee]

You're ornery, man.

[Christy Lee]

I would change my name or something. I wouldn't run for a mayor.

[Tom Griswold]

At least maybe you should do the. The. The Frankenstein.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, how are you? Todd Bundy. What's going on? How's it going? Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Sirhan Oswald. How are you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my. Jeffrey Joffrey Upstein.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but that's the great thing. Young Frankenstein. It's Frankenstein.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't there a Seinfeld episode about Joel Rivers Rifkin?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

She's dating Joel Rifkin.

[Josh Arnold]

I would go ge. Call me GE Because I'm bringing power back to this city.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's good slogan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'd probably be sued. I'll vote for it.

[Jess Hooker]

Or you'd have a sponsor.

[Tom Griswold]

So this guy.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. This is in Massachusetts, correct? Runner for mayor.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

His name is Jeffrey Epstein and he's alive.

[Chick McGee]

How is he going to be elected?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. That is a tough.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how he's gonna get elected.

[Chick McGee]

I use your middle name, you dork.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, man. Poor guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Good luck.

[Josh Arnold]

Unless he's running in. He's running against somebody named Defta America.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something. If you're voting for Mr. America, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

A vote for Death to America.

[Chick McGee]

Think about that for a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

I forgot to do our history segment.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's not too late. Oh, yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom Fix 24. 7. Get all the info in the VIP [e-mail].

[Tom Griswold]

Why not?

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show, fellas. We're in trouble.

[Josh Arnold]

How so?

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead, Tom. Count them up. There's Christy, there's Jessica, there's Jess. Oh, what the hell are we supposed to do? I'm Chick, There's Ace, there's Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Shut up and let us take over.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Yes, ma'.

[Christy Lee]

Am.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Why did I twitch during that?

[Chick McGee]

You like that? Bossy.

[Christy Lee]

You do.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't mind it.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't mind it smacking around. Yeah, I don't really want to be smacked in the face.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you like your ass smacked?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't, because, you know, I have no.

[Chick McGee]

What. What else? What? What's what?

[Tom Griswold]

Where do you like to be smacked?

[Josh Arnold]

My testicles with a spatula.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Hot or cold?

[Josh Arnold]

I want it.

[Chick McGee]

Or room.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I give you a chip?

[Josh Arnold]

Right after pancakes are served.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't use the black plastic spin spatula.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. Those are bad for you. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, that's been. Did you hear the story on that debunked the black spatula thing? They made a math error and had the decimal point in the wrong place.

[Jess Hooker]

Handy for big plastic, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Brought to you by the plastic utensil company.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, a couple quick things. So I walk in here a few minutes ago. I went. I come back in, and you guys are talking about pregnancy and.

[Christy Lee]

And pregnancy knows you're.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard of pregnancy knows.

[Chick McGee]

The oldest and dearest friend of my daughter is pregnant. She's due in September.

[Josh Arnold]

Exciting.

[Jess Hooker]

We all know her and we're excited for her and we're talking about how your body changes. And. And I said, is her nose getting wider? My nose got very wide.

[Christy Lee]

I had never heard of that before.

[Jess Hooker]

In my last trimester.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it commensurate with the expanding width of the genital area?

[Jess Hooker]

It's. What?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

My nose.

[Josh Arnold]

The genital area.

[Jess Hooker]

My nose.

[Tom Griswold]

You wanted wider.

[Christy Lee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

So that, you know, things can pass.

[Chick McGee]

I've never heard of anything that just happened.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're saying the body gets confused and when one starts dilating their nostrils.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

This baby's coming out of some hole.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Worse comes the worst. You can sneeze that kid, but apparently.

[Christy Lee]

It is a common side effect of pregnancy. I don't recall I heard that. Yeah, I guess. The nasal passages. I looked it up during the break. The nasal passages swell due to hormonal changes, but they go back after. Obviously.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll try to find a picture because it's mine. Was very noticeable. Yeah, very. I don't have a big nose and it got real wide.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

I had no idea. I'd never heard that until she brought it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this goes in line. Speaking of facial changes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I got to cut off the sideburns why?

[Chick McGee]

No. Why is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I'm going to the dermatologist on Friday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Does he want to look under them?

[Tom Griswold]

She wants to, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So that's fair.

[Jess Hooker]

You can clean everything. You're going to shave everything.

[Tom Griswold]

But it dawns on me that I. I've been outside on vacation. Last week I was outside all the time. So I'm going to have that golfer's tan. Farmers. Farmer's tan, sideburn thing. So I better.

[Chick McGee]

You know, what you got to do is get you a little bronzer.

[Christy Lee]

Little self tanner. Yeah. Put it on there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right there on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Where.

[Chick McGee]

Where your. Your sideburns were.

[Tom Griswold]

Got to be hard to match it up.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the president has a brand.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That always looks even.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm really good at applying self tanner, as you can see. My nice little line on my arm.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

So I can help you.

[Tom Griswold]

So I was thinking if I lop them off today, I'll get a day or so of sun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why not? That's a good idea.

[Chick McGee]

You don't buy self tanner by shade. It turns your skin a tanning color. It doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not gonna sell. Yeah, you can.

[Jess Hooker]

You can buy it by shade.

[Chick McGee]

Can you get a dark skin?

[Ace Cosby]

Adding it to build up.

[Christy Lee]

How high are you gonna go?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've got a thing. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you got to go way up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got a lot more.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what you need?

[Jess Hooker]

You're going to look so young.

[Tom Griswold]

I doubt it, but thank you. That was.

[Chick McGee]

You need to write. You need to get the high fade on the side. And this says, have a ring of hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? Oh, I've seen that. That's a terrible look. Or I could just shave it where the thing is, and then I'd have like a weird stripe through my little.

[Jess Hooker]

Side when they used to do stair steps in the side of. Yeah, you could do that. And you. Your in your side.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, like vanilla eyes. Yeah. Remember how cool he really was?

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure she'll love that.

[Tom Griswold]

How's your spare room?

[Chick McGee]

My dogs are in my spare room.

[Tom Griswold]

Where were we? Oh. Coming up, it's going to be sexy time with the lovely Ally Breen. But right now, over there at the Silac insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Well, let's go talk about you guys. Since we were talking about ladies.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Hen party, take one. Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

What would you like to know about me?

[Chick McGee]

Men.

[Christy Lee]

Doctors are warning men of the potentially deadly consequences of getting Botox injections in their penis.

[Chick McGee]

His name Was Botox.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently the practice as it's growing in popularity, with more men risking lifelong complications, seeking out the unqualified providers to undergo this cosmetic treatment.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, by unqualified providers, you mean a.

[Chick McGee]

Guy, a doctor, A guy in a garage.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Guy working out of his truck trunk.

[Christy Lee]

Meant to enlarge the appearance of the penis.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

Dr. Jason Emer, a cosmetic dermatologist and surgeon.

[Chick McGee]

That's a cool sentence. The appearance. It'll enlarge the appearance.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this where they put the. The. This isn't where they put the fat tissue in there?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

To widen it?

[Josh Arnold]

No. This is botox.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Essentially.

[Christy Lee]

Dr.

[Chick McGee]

Stiff, don't you hear a lot of complaints about how wrinkly your penis is?

[Josh Arnold]

Do you often get complaints about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Not really.

[Jess Hooker]

Not really?

[Ace Cosby]

Nobody cares about that. It's supposed to be kind of wrinkly, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it flashes.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe shrink mode. Little baby mode.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you think it's possible to have a relationship with someone and them. Not really. Ever see your penis?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so when you do it, it's all touch and feel.

[Tom Griswold]

For example, my next door nation neighbor.

[Josh Arnold]

They have a relationship.

[Tom Griswold]

Great guy, high quality lawyer.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know what his penis looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. Walk over. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Ed.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to show you something.

[Christy Lee]

Dr. Emer says an increasing number of patients are coming to him to correct complications that have arose from penis filler. One's man patient's manhood was deformed by the botched procedures. Another was left with a gruesome hole in his body as a result of necrosis.

[Tom Griswold]

Just.

[Christy Lee]

This is not just Botox then. This is something more than. Because Botox is just an injection. So this must be.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's saying they did it wrong for sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They went to unqualified.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There was a.

[Jess Hooker]

And the substance was probably cut with something else. Not. It wasn't true.

[Josh Arnold]

I ran out of Botox. So this is half raid.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, wasn't there a thing where that in the. For the ladies. They were getting the buttocks injections and it wasn't a tire filler or something. They found they were using fix a.

[Christy Lee]

Flat, which is a funny name for an ass.

[Josh Arnold]

If I were to get ass implants, it would be fix a flat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, boob implants should be called fix a flat.

[Christy Lee]

100%.

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. So, yeah, there was a very lengthy article I read about this. How unhappy people were that or men were that had had these operations done on their male members.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't do it even if it was the most qualified physician.

[Christy Lee]

No, you're fine just the way you are.

[Chick McGee]

What do we know about that statement?

[Jess Hooker]

That's a lie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I'm happy with what I have.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it's like, are you too big or too small? You're perfect. That's a lie.

[Jess Hooker]

Perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

I just think that's a lie. 100.

[Tom Griswold]

I would just get enough done.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I would just get enough done on mine to lose the laugh lines.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good thing.

[Josh Arnold]

The crow's feet around.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Static wrinkles is what they call them.

[Chick McGee]

The worries. Lives.

[Ace Cosby]

Isn't it more important a guy just knows how to use it versus it being bigger or whatever?

[Josh Arnold]

You'd have to tell us you had.

[Ace Cosby]

Enough time to figure it out. Mess with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Mess with it.

[Jess Hooker]

They're not particularly attractive anyway.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So what are you doing? This is. I don't know the answer to this question.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there men who want to go the other way? Is there like ozempic. Like ozempinas.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you went ozempinas.

[Tom Griswold]

Ozempinas.

[Josh Arnold]

Except for the rhyme.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, first of all, let's not do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

So your penis is overweight. You're gonna have ozempic. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Would be Ozemp. Dick. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it be.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to stop.

[Christy Lee]

Ozem penis.

[Chick McGee]

We need to. We need to vote. What do you prefer? Ozem penis or ozempic? Ozem dick.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that what you say? Ozemtic.

[Chick McGee]

Ozemtic.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That sounds limpish to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Ozemtic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So I don't like that one.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the names of the other.

[Josh Arnold]

We go V. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Zepbounds. Our favorite. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know. What is the other one again? I'm sorry. There's Wegovia.

[Christy Lee]

There's.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's just wago.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not like zip tied or something.

[Christy Lee]

Zap bound and manjaro.

[Chick McGee]

No, Zip tie is where you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that'll swell it up for a while.

[Chick McGee]

Tie your lip shut is what.

[Josh Arnold]

Zip. Zip tie. We'll. We'll keep it hard and swollen, but eventually it falls off.

[Tom Griswold]

There'll be good times. Briefly.

[Chick McGee]

They are zip tie play. You know, it's out there.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, I'm gonna zip ties. One of the top 10 inventions of the last 200 years.

[Christy Lee]

Where do you keep your zip ties?

[Josh Arnold]

In my tool. Tool box. Well, what the hell? I have a cabinet.

[Christy Lee]

Zip ties in a bag. How many sink to the right?

[Tom Griswold]

How many different sizes. Do you have three?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna say yeah. Three to five.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you used the four that well? Three foot. The three foot long zip ties.

[Josh Arnold]

I used to love using those.

[Christy Lee]

I love.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah but what for?

[Jess Hooker]

I. I zip tie a wreath on my car.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, yeah. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Mary Car Christmas.

[Josh Arnold]

I use them as belts. I have to carry an exacto knife with me everywhere I go.

[Chick McGee]

It's effective but costly.

[Tom Griswold]

Now how long have those been around by the way?

[Christy Lee]

Zip ties? Well, I don't know. You ever do them backwards and then they don't stick because you did them the wrong way.

[Jess Hooker]

Are they like Kleenex? Is that the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's a good question.

[Jess Hooker]

Commercial term.

[Chick McGee]

You know what is Velcro was like Kleenex. Hook and look and hook.

[Josh Arnold]

They're used sometimes as handcuffs, aren't they?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Policemen will have some sort of zip.

[Jess Hooker]

Tie and kidnappers they do on planes.

[Christy Lee]

Right, on planes.

[Chick McGee]

I know when I kidnap people I. I rely on my zip.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you still using rope to bind your victims?

[Chick McGee]

I First of all welcome to my TED talk on.

[Christy Lee]

They're also known as cable types ties.

[Jess Hooker]

Cable ties, that's what it is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh Larry the cable tie.

[Christy Lee]

They were invented in 1958.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a huge fan. No, we have get her fastened so I'm sorry, where was this so called penis filler being. Does it say where this was happening?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well the one doctor just said he's been seeing a lot of patients. Say where Dr. Ehler or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see Dr. Darren McCowan of Scotland.

[Christy Lee]

Well that was a different story. That doctor I didn't get to that when he said they also some of the men had to have their penises amputated.

[Josh Arnold]

You know in a world of kilts.

[Christy Lee]

Bummer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I get maybe wanting to do something for. Because they don't wear underwear under those.

[Chick McGee]

Good point.

[Josh Arnold]

You get a breeze. You don't want to be giggled that it's showtime. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh Josh, I was so surprised that breeze came by. Your penis looks so young.

[Josh Arnold]

I you know I appreciate that. I've been using beef tallow.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up it's going to be sexy time with Ali Breen and three women.

[Chick McGee]

No waiting.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Four count alley. Oh my.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now I want to talk to you about our friends at the Silac Insurance company. They're happy to be be part of this show with the Christy Lee news desk known as the Silac Insurance news desk. What's it all about? It's about when you retire having some cash left over. Maybe you're not retiring for a long time, but it would sure be nice to get this thing in progress so you can go to bed at night going, hey, when the time has come, I'll still have plenty of cash. That's the idea behind an annuity. You can counter the volatility of the stock market. Lately, it's been kind of going up and down and up and down and up and up.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

So what you want to do is get some information. And the best way to do that is to contact the folks at the Silac Insurance Company. It's very simple because the way it works is you'll be getting regular reliable payments. You can't outlive your money. Find out what I'm talking about by contacting the folks@silec, by going to silacins.com or by going to bobandtom.com we'll be happy to hook you up. But the direct route, as they say, is silac, the Silac Insurance Company. See what a Silac Annuity can do for you. Give you some peace of mind. Some restrictions apply. See if you qualify an annuity from the Silac Insurance Company. Plan on it. Live on it. Coming up, Sexy time with Ali Breen. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Jessica Alman. Hello. Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. That's three women. There's Josh. Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you for.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a real artichoke fest in here.

[Chick McGee]

Boy. It sure is.

[Christy Lee]

The hell's that?

[Chick McGee]

Me Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't get it either is that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Giorgio Keef would occasionally have artichokes like.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I'm smart and make jokes.

[Josh Arnold]

I just got almond.

[Chick McGee]

It's a barn door at a distance.

[Tom Griswold]

You get it?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was some artichokes are sometimes represented.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that an emoji thing?

[Jess Hooker]

Real vaginal.

[Josh Arnold]

No. No. But they could be.

[Chick McGee]

Georgia, do keep painted as a vagina.

[Josh Arnold]

You're wearing a lot of flowers.

[Jess Hooker]

She liked them.

[Tom Griswold]

Like looks like the front of an edge.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, wait a minute. Hold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hold it.

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think we all like them. Right?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Just not what's attached Speaking of vaginas.

[Josh Arnold]

Do we have one?

[Christy Lee]

Another one.

[Chick McGee]

There we go. There it is. There, there it is.

[Ali Breen]

Wow, just when I thought my intro couldn't get worse.

[Chick McGee]

Oh please, Ally, we're going to get to sexy time here in just a second, but we have an email from a listener. I, I, I hope Tom can update you like he did us on the advancements in travel that have been made recently in Tom's world.

[Tom Griswold]

Ali, I made this observation because I was at the airport in Denver for like four hours the other day and I know, and then when I, you know those, when you're getting a plane and they have to, what's it called? Gate. Check your bag and so they grab your. So then when you get off the plane in the jetway, there's like, there's like eight. Everyone has, everyone has the same suitcase.

[Chick McGee]

I have stuttered.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody has, they're those things with four wheels on.

[Jess Hooker]

Everyone has the same suitcase. I have is what he said.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm the last one on board.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know he came in here today and said, did you, have you seen these, these carry ons and the four wheels on the bottom of them? It changed my life.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They had never seen my life.

[Ali Breen]

And then halfway, that's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Halfway through the trip I, when I got in another plane and I looked and if you flip them around to.

[Chick McGee]

The side, hang on to yourself, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Can also, you can drag them behind you. So you can put, you can put another bag on that pull up thing.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you can put another bag on the pull up thing and still roll them on.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't he adorable, Allie?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

This is insane. He's been around for 10 years.

[Christy Lee]

It's like he just woke up from a coma.

[Tom Griswold]

So Allie, he's a fun excited Now I did do a little bit of research. My friend Alan explained something to me so I wanted to make sure it was correct.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that blowhole hard.

[Tom Griswold]

This is, this is actually quite fascinating. Did you know that?

[Chick McGee]

I bet it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Man was on the moon. Remember what year that happened?

[Ali Breen]

76.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no way.

[Chick McGee]

Earlier. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

72.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Nope.

[Christy Lee]

69.

[Chick McGee]

69.

[Josh Arnold]

Just remember, moon in your face. 69.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, the first patent on wheels on a suitcase came after that.

[Josh Arnold]

Wheels on a suitcase.

[Chick McGee]

Wheels on the suitcase. Go round it, round, round.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Tom, whoever came up with that should get the Nobel Peace.

[Chick McGee]

This is for Matt. Dear Tom, I'm a fan of wheels on luggage until, until hell's wrong with me. Until the baggage handlers toss a brand New chunk of checked luggage into or out of an airplane and snap a wheel off, making it completely effing useless as a rolling suit case. On a recent two week trip to Florida, I had bought my son some nice expensive luggage that I felt would last him a lifetime.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so nice that the wheel broke off when he got thrown once, huh? Yeah, that's good stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they spell Louis Vuitton right?

[Chick McGee]

Those two words are not in this letter. 250 bucks down the drain, Tom. So be careful how you advance to this newfangled technology.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

With the wheels.

[Tom Griswold]

But anyway, Ally, the first of a. A patent for the wheel suitcase. Bernard Sedow, as we know, in 1970. That. Amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, amazing.

[Ali Breen]

Very nice. And I guess it's debatable to a lot of people if we did put a man on the moon, so you can't use that.

[Ace Cosby]

That's fair, Ally.

[Christy Lee]

Good one.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. Let her speak.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, I'm a suitcase wheel denier.

[Ali Breen]

There's a whole bunch of you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Out there dragging back.

[Chick McGee]

It's a flat suitcase is what I think.

[Tom Griswold]

But there are certain things you kind of go, geez, why didn't we think of that 40 years ago?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it. Maybe it's wheel technology. I don't know. But I remember back in the day in which all you, Christy and I were talking about this. The stewardesses at the time, flight attendants now would have. They would have those little. That little rack that they.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The little luggage board they would lash them to and.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

You know what they're still missing though, because the four wheels that spin around when you put it, like in a car or something in the back, it, you know, rolls all over the place on a hill. But someone needs to make a lock for the wheels. Does that exist?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I mean?

[Ali Breen]

Because the wheels are. Yeah, because I've had that where you're on a hill and your suitcase just rolls away from you.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Ali Breen]

Or you know, in the back of.

[Tom Griswold]

A car, can't you just put on.

[Ali Breen]

So it still could use some updating.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't you put it, put it flat on the side?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, in the car, yes. But when you're. I. Yeah, I kind of see what you're saying.

[Ali Breen]

Okay, well, if you're standing there, we.

[Josh Arnold]

Want to talk about Hee Haws and woos.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I call much better. Maybe some people. He and Sheen or he and he and she.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What do you got for us?

[Ali Breen]

All of the above.

[Tom Griswold]

Allie Breen is in New York City. And I can tell you're in your apartment. You've got your. Is that a different pair of glasses?

[Ali Breen]

It is very observant. I got another pair of glasses, a little bit smaller. There's a little bit of a. Oh, I guess it's on the inside. They're multicolored.

[Christy Lee]

Are you wearing your bikini top?

[Ali Breen]

No, it's a sundress. It looks like a bikini top. I thought that when I put this on. We are having a heat wave, but it's not that bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now do. Is it conducive to cooling off, to not wear underwear?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

You want to wear underwear. You want cotton to kind of wick in it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Is pretty tiny. We don't wear big underwear like you guys do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but your dress would stick down there. You don't want that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. Yeah. Wear dresses. Except on Friday nights. Okay, Ally, let's get to our first letter. What's up?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my wife started getting Botox and fillers a few years ago. And now she's doing so much. She's getting Lauren Sanchez face. I tell her.

[Chick McGee]

She would say.

[Ali Breen]

I tell her she looks beautiful regardless, but it doesn't stop her. What can I do to get this under control?

[Tom Griswold]

Show her pictures of. There. There are. That can do a lot of damage.

[Josh Arnold]

Is Lauren Sanchez. Cat lady?

[Chick McGee]

Who is that?

[Jess Hooker]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

She's Jeff Bezos's wife.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. I wouldn't be. I. I'm so not into that. I would not be able to pick her up.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear the chorus of witches over here?

[Josh Arnold]

I heard the coven.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Jess Hooker]

No, but it's. It's very clear that she. She's had a lot of Botox and filler.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, ladies, you could answer this. What's the best way for a guy to tell you? Even let's say it's too much makeup.

[Ace Cosby]

You look like an idiot. Just tell her that.

[Josh Arnold]

You know damn. Well, here's the thing.

[Ace Cosby]

It's just like when you're tanning, you. You're never tan enough. Once you start and you're like, oh, I gotta keep going. Keep going. And eventually you're like, dude, you look weird.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. If you don't stop it, I'm gonna cut your face off.

[Josh Arnold]

So how would you like to hear a guy say, I want them to.

[Ace Cosby]

Hold up a picture of what I should look like, what I have looked like before. And they're like. And now you look like this.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Which means you look like this.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. You're really I. I am with Altman on this because I had botox for 10 years and I didn't realize how different I looked until I stopped doing it and go, okay, I looked. I look nuts. Like, there were times it was so clear and my face was so tight, I didn't even look like myself.

[Josh Arnold]

So what would you tell this guy to say?

[Jess Hooker]

I would say, hey, babe, look at. This was. This was a picture of us on vacation, and we were. We were having a good time. And look how beautiful you are. You're starting to not look like you.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

Find a friend that's doing the same thing. Find one of her friends. Like, you know how Rebecca looks like this?

[Jess Hooker]

Ugh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Dog her friend so then she doesn't try to compete with her.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're saying hold a picture next to your face and go, ugh, I want you to look like. I want you. No, I'm Alzi. So you want a. He holds a picture next to you. You want to look like this. Yeah, that's a picture of that Sydney Sweeney bit.

[Christy Lee]

No, the picture of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that would hold.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I misunderstood. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Sydney Sweeney's broken through Tomville.

[Ali Breen]

It's impressive. Well, he could actually use the Lauren Sanchez picture. He's already using her as an example because that's what was going on the Internet. It's like, she looked gorgeous. She looked like Megan Fox when she was younger. And now she looks like every other. Like the cat lady. Kind of like every other woman that.

[Christy Lee]

Does Botox and filler. They. It's all the same face.

[Tom Griswold]

Except she can poop out money.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I like to wipe with $100 bills.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Ali Breen]

That's where it's really dangerous if you have that addiction and all the money in the world. My God. Yeah, you'll.

[Josh Arnold]

That's unfortunate. She was much prettier before.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And I'm not. I don't need to judge her now, but.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm glad you told me to.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just saying she was. Yeah, I preferred her before. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do guys prefer women natural rather than all.

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

I always tell the same story. My sister.

[Josh Arnold]

You sure do.

[Tom Griswold]

My sister. Thank you. My sister is 81, and she still occasionally does gigs modeling.

[Jess Hooker]

She's gorgeous.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She's never had any place.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

She.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

But, you know, if you. But if you need it, if it makes you feel better, go for it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Conversely, I had a friend in high school school, and this guy had had a issue with his nose, and he finally got a rhinoplasty. He had no idea you could breathe through your nose.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

So that's definitely helped.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, that, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

But at the same time, they.

[Chick McGee]

So he was stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

They took out the. What was the. What is it? The Cyrano de Bergerac quality?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, yeah. Sort of.

[Tom Griswold]

His nose was.

[Josh Arnold]

The extra schnoziness.

[Tom Griswold]

His nose was large and took a left turn about halfway past the first monster. God.

[Ali Breen]

The nose to him was what suitcase wheels were to. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, like, what the hell? Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're just joining us, we're talking with the lovely Ally Breen, and she likes to help others with their love lives. How's yours going, by the way?

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Ali Breen]

Same old, same old. Nothing too exciting or new to report.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he have tattoos? None.

[Ali Breen]

Nope. Neither one of us do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Because I was gonna say, should he die, we can tell you where to get the tattoo turned into a framed picture. We. That in the news this morning?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, that is creepy.

[Chick McGee]

Stay on topic. What's your next lot?

[Christy Lee]

That's not sexy at all, Tom.

[Ali Breen]

That is definitely not sexy. Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

You know what's sexy? You dying and me cutting a hunk of skin off you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

But frame.

[Christy Lee]

Yuck.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I work in a restaurant, and there's a husband and wife who also work there. The husband hits on everybody when she's not around. And I saw him leaving the back room with a new waitress looking really cozy the other day. I don't know how she doesn't see this. And she's actually sweet, and I really want to give her a heads up. I know she'll be upset if I do, but I think she'll be upset that no one told her when she finds out. What would you guys do?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe she knows and doesn't get there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that can be mind your own business. What are you talking about? Like, you go to a restaurant and the people that own it are maybe. Maybe the guy's having an affair. What do. What do you care?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, don't get involved in that since.

[Chick McGee]

Eat your ve. Parmesan and get out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're all missing the point, as usual. No, the key here is blackmail. You want to.

[Chick McGee]

Want to hear.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think if I understand the president's new economic program, tips and blackmail, tax free.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Time for our next letter.

[Ali Breen]

Eat free for the rest of your life.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, the key to this is minding your own business.

[Josh Arnold]

But, yeah, hey, maybe a tiramisu every now and again on the house, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe a bottle of wine to take home.

[Tom Griswold]

We're talking to the lovely Ally Breen. We have time for one more letter. Ally.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I went on a first date with a guy for lunch. The bill came. It was about $40. He went to pay it and I reached in my pocket, as you do, and offered to pay half. He said, no, of course. And then I said, all right. Do you want me to just pay the tip? And he said, okay. I was kind of surprised and still pretty annoyed about that. It's the first date. What do you guys think?

[Jess Hooker]

You offered.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's the thing. Give this guy a little bit of leeway. We're kind of. Men are kind of being told to. How do I put this? To listen to women when they say something. You know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

Y. I like.

[Ali Breen]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

We're kind of being told, hey, it's not.

[Chick McGee]

I think Tom had this best a long time ago. Chicks are our equals now.

[Josh Arnold]

Guys. How. How assertive to be now during games.

[Tom Griswold]

Because that could have gone the other way. She could have been really insulted.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

If he didn't take her up on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

She offered twice. Let me pay the bill. Or half.

[Christy Lee]

Let me pay the tip.

[Ace Cosby]

He's trying to like do the good.

[Christy Lee]

Keep your mouth shut if you don't want mind games. The first day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The next, the second date, don't say anything. And I guarantee you it'll take care of it all. Yeah, it's.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

But then, of course, you have to put out.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there are unspoken contracts.

[Chick McGee]

Certainly.

[Tom Griswold]

I was reading this article and it was some dating. They were interviewing this woman and she was complaining about the difficulties of Internet dating. And at some point, if you're on your 80th Internet date, maybe it's you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Oh, maybe talk to a person you've met.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry. You had to leave a tip on a $40 bill. I hope you get that $8 back.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes you better have left a 10.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

At least.

[Christy Lee]

God, you better have left a 10.

[Tom Griswold]

Ally, have you ever done this?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding, Allie.

[Tom Griswold]

When you were grass fed. What is. What's. No, that's not the word. Free.

[Chick McGee]

Grass fed.

[Tom Griswold]

Free range is a free range. Dating girl.

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry about the grass fed thing. Was single.

[Jess Hooker]

Reading an egg carton over there when you were single.

[Chick McGee]

You're really a grass fed honey, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

If you were you ever. Were you ever on a date and the guy left a chintzy tip. Did you reach into your purse and fatten it up a Little bit. Because you felt bad for the server.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I have done that. I've gone back in and said I have to use the bathroom. And. Yeah. Gave a little more money. That happened. Happened a couple times when I was younger. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And it doesn't have to be a dating situation. Have you ever been, like, at a business lunch and you offer to pay and for whatever reason they don't let you in?

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you look at the tip and you think, oh, geez.

[Ali Breen]

No, but I did.

[Tom Griswold]

I come to this place a lot. I gotta sweeten this up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

I had an uncle that wouldn't pay on liquor. Like, he wouldn't tip on liquor because he's like, oh, it's the same as bringing a soda, bringing a glass of wine or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

It was like his. And he wouldn't pay on tax. Like, he was very. So anytime we went out with him, and it was usually a group, it was like a family thing. Yeah. You'd have to sneak back in and give extra money and be like, I'm so sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't that an unwritten rule for a long time? It was, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I think it's.

[Christy Lee]

It's kind of over.

[Josh Arnold]

Antiquated.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. Because it's the same with bringing a plate of food. If you bring a steak or a salad, it's the same. You know, it's. So, yeah. You can't pick and choose like that. You just have to tip on the bill. It's ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

This.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or not even that. Sometimes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you just go in and just have a couple small salads and a drink, you just. Hey, look, this. This guy, the slave.

[Ali Breen]

I'll give extra.

[Tom Griswold]

They're doing a lot of work.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind. They're working.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you take them over?

[Jess Hooker]

Exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

Why wouldn't the restaurants just pay them more, too?

[Tom Griswold]

But whatever.

[Ace Cosby]

Why is it.

[Ali Breen]

I know that's another part of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry. Sing the National.

[Chick McGee]

Burn it down. Burn it down.

[Tom Griswold]

Allie, are you working this weekend in the city?

[Ali Breen]

I am. Friday night I met my friend Sheba's speakeasy, and Saturday I'm at the Comedy Village in Midtown.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was told not to bring this up, so I'm not going to mention the fact that you're going to be joining us. You're going to be joining us sometime in this century for a very special live show. Is that correct?

[Ali Breen]

Yes. I'm very excited about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't mention the place or anything else. I don't want everybody gets so mad about it.

[Chick McGee]

It's November, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Ali Breen]

In the future.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll do a special edition of this show. I'm looking forward to it. Thank you, Ali.

[Josh Arnold]

Have a great day.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. You can reach Ali A L L I B R e e N and right now the best way to listen to Ally or anybody else is through those great Raycon earbuds.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Very much, Chica McGee. I also recommend those Raycon over the ear headphones. They're great. And we are coming right back. I'm very excited about what's about to happen to happen. I hope you can join us here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Bar. I'll be there.

[Chick McGee]

Not if I see you first. Oh, hey. Good morning. Welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Jessica Alsman, Jess Hooker. There's Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom and I have a request.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

When you said that you go to sleep with in your Lululemon shorts, I quick, jiffy quick went out and bought a pair. Well, two pair actually, of. So I say tomorrow we give everybody here a treat. You and I both wear our Lululemon shorts tomorrow. A what do you, what do you say?

[Ace Cosby]

Twinning, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Can you wear yours outside?

[Tom Griswold]

I wear them on my bike all the time.

[Chick McGee]

So are they, are they, would they be studio worthy? But they'd be shorts. You don't like to wear shorts here anymore?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like wearing shorts. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'll make an exception. What kind of shoes do you wear with those shorts?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I just. I'm buying a new pair.

[Christy Lee]

Are you.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

To match your shorts. That's sweet.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? Like, not the ski. Not the weird ski boots.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the ones you showed me the other day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They're called ten fives. Yeah, they're made by Adidas.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, and they got a five on the side.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Black and red.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now, do you wear, like. Do you wear, like, old man black socks or do you wear the no suits?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, first of all, who have you been talking to?

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about? Old man black socks.

[Christy Lee]

No, I mean ankles. Not. Not the. Not the.

[Chick McGee]

Not the no shows.

[Christy Lee]

Not the no shows.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I just. I forget where I read this recently. I have not seen the Billy Joel document.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, you need to watch that and. But carve out a week because it's five hours.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't need that much Billy. I enjoy his music very much, but this, this. I forget where I saw this, but there's a story about some guy heckling Billy Joel. And I guess he's. So. He says, hey, sir, stand up so we can see your white socks. And the crowd goes nuts. That's a great anti heckle line.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

Why is it an.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Why is it a negative wearing white socks?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know. Let me hang on a second.

[Christy Lee]

What color are yours?

[Ace Cosby]

Mine are white.

[Tom Griswold]

They're white.

[Christy Lee]

Are they ankle socks or what are they?

[Tom Griswold]

These are. Yeah, these are those little baby socks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the no shows.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't like.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like no shows or you do?

[Chick McGee]

Did you cut off the tops of these?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I prefer doing that. But that doesn't necessarily.

[Chick McGee]

Because they're tight around his ankles and he doesn't like the tightness around his ankles, so he cuts the elastic stick off the tops of his.

[Tom Griswold]

When I go to the gym, if I have, like, regular song, I. I scrimp them down or whatever. The word is push them down.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, like, you're fine, whatever you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it's a real old man thing. Socks pulled up like you're with no pants at the gym.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, we have Jessica Alsman here. We would be remiss if we didn't ask her about Happy Gilmore 2. Did you make it?

[Ace Cosby]

You can. I haven't done, like a freeze frame of the movie, but there's a couple shots. You can see me from behind, mind.

[Tom Griswold]

And we should point out that you took two trips to New Jersey.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, two.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was to be an extra in the movie.

[Ace Cosby]

Very important scene that happens in the beginning, if you've seen it, when he tees off. And then I got to be a part of the end tournament that's going on the whole time with all the.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you say they electronically reinserted you?

[Ace Cosby]

There is an AI Jessica that I saw, which is very exciting. They took a picture of me. They had to make more crowd.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha.

[Ace Cosby]

So I was. I'm superimposed in there.

[Chick McGee]

Very exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you give the. On abcd, ef, whatever scale. What do you give the movie?

[Ace Cosby]

I'm gonna give it an A. You guys feel good. He's got the family in there, and it's all about family.

[Tom Griswold]

It broke some record at Netflix for the most viewings.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I bet that was really anticipated.

[Josh Arnold]

I gave it a B. I laughed out loud a few times and smiled a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Speaking of people that wear shorts and tall socks, though. Oh, there I am. You can see me from behind in the purple shirt and orange hats.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, There you are.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. But that's it.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no. I've got a couple other shots that I've been able to grab because that could be.

[Tom Griswold]

That could be anybody.

[Christy Lee]

You want to fight Tom? I've got pictures of me in wardrobe.

[Josh Arnold]

You can kind of tell, though, posture.

[Ace Cosby]

And I'm going like this.

[Christy Lee]

They give you that to wear?

[Ace Cosby]

I had to get it approved. They did give me a wardrobe for another scene that happened, like, in 2000.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're spending.

[Chick McGee]

That could be anybody, is what Tom said. Well, it could be.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't see your face.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't remember when it was that. When I. Anything important happens in my life privately or anything. The last thing I'm going to do, anything really important to me is happening. I'm. Don't bring it in here anymore because you say crap like that.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's true. I mean, think of this. This.

[Ace Cosby]

I have got other pictures. That's not the only one.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's great for you because you got to meet us, Adam sand, and he's a great guy.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I got paid.

[Tom Griswold]

You got paid.

[Ace Cosby]

And they did.

[Tom Griswold]

They did that for hundreds of people. No wonder it's expensive to make movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you get an invite to join SAG aftra?

[Ace Cosby]

No, but the people that were on set, that were in sag, that were just background, like me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Snobs. Where's my break? We should be going crafty now. Calm down. You're allowed to go right now. If you'd like the tents over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

That's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for joining us. We got a lot of interesting stuff coming up soon, Monster. So hang out. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel, Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

And I'm not sure you're gonna like all of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Honestly, I don't even care if you.

[Chick McGee]

Like all of it or not.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a job to do. Scorching debates on any given week, you have lots to beef about. Take advantage of. Get up in here.

[Chick McGee]

He's the spitfire of sports. Smack.

[Tom Griswold]

She's not my fault. We'll get to all of that.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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