The BOB & TOM Show - July 30, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show — July 30, 2026: Episode Summary

Main Theme & Overview

This episode captures the classic BOB & TOM blend of irreverent humor, playful banter, and offbeat news commentary. The main themes wind through everyday absurdities—like the joys of peeing outside, nostalgia for charm schools and Husky jeans, America’s oddball mascots, and the peculiarities of modern life (robots, pickleball, and viral influencers). Guest comedian Jackie Kashian brings deep dives into quirky TV from around the world and tales of her uniquely colorful family.

The episode balances segments of song parody, audience emails, and wide-ranging discussions that riff on language, nostalgia, sports, pop culture, and the occasionally head-scratching headline.

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Key Segments, Discussions, and Highlights

1. Kicking Off: Peeing Outside (00:15–02:45)

• Opening Song: Tom Griswold serenades listeners with a comical ode, “Pissing Outside.”

  "You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside...The grass is always greener when you water with your wiener outside."
  —Tom Griswold (00:40–02:45)

• Follow-up Banter: The crew laughs about universal outdoor urination—“We’ve all peed outside, I would think.” (Chick McGee, 02:45)

2. Team Introductions & Friendly Roasts (03:13–04:40)

• Classic Bob & Tom intros and ribbing, including commentary on Christy Lee’s “gondolier” look and a shout-out to listener Jeremy.

• Quick trips down memory lane—who's lived in the most states/continents, attempts at learning languages, and why some people just can’t seem to pick it up.

  “Some of us old guys just can’t learn languages. That’s exactly right, sir. Thank you, Eric, for... thanks for nothing.”
  —Chick McGee, reading listener email (17:44)

3. Learning Languages: Latin, Duolingo, and More (05:10–08:44)

• Insightful and humorous takes on foreign languages, struggles with Latin, and apps like Duolingo.

  “He spoke fluent Spanish for like 10 minutes into the thing. I was blown away. But he does it every day!”
  —Jeff Oskay (07:33)

4. If You Could Live Anywhere? (09:04–10:14)

• Crew discusses dream locales, from Chelsea, London (“I’d be a subject to the crown in a heartbeat,” Chick McGee, 09:09) to an Italy where “they don’t have largemouth bass.”
• Wandering into sports, charming English pubs, and musings about missing (or not missing) each other.

5. Headlines Preview: Ozzy’s Haunted House & Oddball News (10:35–12:20)

• Christy Lee introduces stories on the Ozzy Osbourne Universal Halloween haunted house, viral videos featuring Jack and Kelly Osbourne, and a bizarre episode involving bloody pig masks and cockroaches.

6. Nostalgia & Family Oddities (13:41–16:35, 27:01–32:23)

• Charm School Memories: Christy Lee recalls attending Sears charm school, learning “how to walk, how to sit, how to pick out your clothes.”

  “We had to walk with a book on our head… how to pick out your clothes… one of my fondest memories.”
  —Christy Lee (28:23–28:54)

• Family Tales: The gang shares stories about quirky relatives: “One of my uncles was named Bubby… another brought a gun to Christmas.”
  —Chick McGee (23:25–24:13)

• Incestuous Kissing & Nicknames: The crew jokes about kissing cousins as kids, old nicknames ("Bubby"), and regional USA weirdness.

7. More Sports: NFL Camps, Mascots, and Minor League Mayhem (44:15–56:33)

• NFL Training Camp Brawls: Discussion on Bengals’ Jamar Chase fight, lessons from athlete scuffles, and hockey’s leniency on fighting (45:17–47:10).

• College Mascots: Deep dive into odd mascots—St. Louis Billikens, “Scroti the Nads” at RISD, WuShock the wheat bundle, and more (50:37–53:13).

  “It’s exactly what you think it is.”
  —Chick McGee, on RISD’s “Scroti” the mascot (51:25)

• Minor League Promotion: “Jimothy Night” at the Rocket City Trash Pandas—celebrating a viral malformed raccoon—leads to a call from “Jimothy” himself (56:50–59:08).

• Listener Emails: Riffs about teenage fast food orders and kids who “crush a pizza by themselves” (18:33–19:40).

8. Viral Video Stories & Lifeguards as Heroes (59:14–62:08)

• Teen lifeguard in Santa Cruz saves a child—becoming an instant hero and possible White House invite; the crew jests about “just doing his job” and viral heroism.

9. Modern Madness: Sexting Robots, EBay Stalkers, and Bizarre Crimes (63:16–68:10)

• Upstate New York school delays using humanoid robot “Sally” due to privacy and “sex doll” concerns (63:16–65:44).
• EBay stalker scandal: A couple “targeted with threats and bizarre anonymous deliveries” (66:22).

10. Odd News & Parody Songs

• Nude Car Show & Pickleball (38:58–41:59):

  • Christy reads a listener story about a nude car show and nude pickleball, which launches Pat Godwin’s original “Playing Pickleball Naked”—a crowd favorite:

    “Gramp’s micro dickle is mighty small // Try not to fall on your Pickling Ball…”
    —Pat Godwin (40:23–41:59)

• Food News (75:40–78:55):

  • Crumbl’s new “Flamin Lime Crunch” cookie, Dunkin’s beverage bucket holder, and Starbucks pumpkin spice release. Opinions split on spicy cookies.

• Bride Torches Church (84:54–86:13):

  • The crew analyzes a runaway-bride-turned-arsonist.

11. Guest Spotlight: Jackie Kashian (98:03–154:40)

TV, Family, and Dorkdom (98:03–108:01)

• Obscure TV: Jackie leads a tour of Kiwi and Aussie murder-mysteries (“Brokenwood Mysteries” and “Deadloch”), Korean dramedies, and the “Autistic Savant Detective” trope.
• Family Tales: Hilarious yet poignant recollections of her “tin man” salesman dad, multiple stepmoms, sibling dynamics, and how she processes her past via comedy.
• Offers her father’s artwork for sale: “He’ll paint you a Batman, but you get the Batman you get.” (149:44)

Slang Masterclass with Al Jackson (124:34–137:14)

• Al Jackson quizzes the crew on slang like “Unk” (an old but possibly hip uncle), evolving corporate jargon (“double-click,” “skip ad,” “drone’s eye view”), and the rise of “auntie” as positive elder respect.
• Memorable Quote:

  “Where every man listening or in this room right now is an Unk, just to save you some time.”
  —Al Jackson (136:32)

Podcasting & Comedian Life (153:11–155:12)

• Jackie highlights her podcasts—The Dork Forest (20 years running), The Jackie & Laurie Show with Laurie Kilmartin, and the endurance of comedy podcasting.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "I’d be a subject to the crown in a heartbeat. You damn right."
  —Chick McGee, on London living (09:09)
• “If you could live anywhere, where would you live?”
  —Christy Lee (09:04)
• “I always wanted to learn Italian so I could find out what they’re saying in the mob movies.”
  —Chick McGee (08:15)
• “At my son’s school, every kid had to take four years of Latin along with a foreign language...and he can’t speak a word of either.”
  —Jeff Oskay (07:51)
• “Who doesn't sell their horse?...Well, it is missing an eye.”
  —Jeff Oskay (83:49)
• “Can I have a piece of chest?”
  —Pat Godwin relays friend’s failed pickup line (118:18)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Opening Pee Song & Banter: 00:15–02:45
• State Residencies, Language, Latin: 03:13–08:44
• Dream Locations: 09:04–10:14
• Headline Previews: 10:35–12:20
• Charm School & Nicknames: 27:01–32:23
• Sports (Bengals, Mascots): 44:15–56:33
• Jimothy the Raccoon: 56:33–59:08
• Santa Cruz Lifeguard Hero: 59:14–62:08
• Humanoid School Robot: 63:16–65:44
• Pickleball Parody Song: 40:23–41:59
• Bride/Church Arson: 84:54–86:13
• Jackie Kashian Spotlight: 98:03–154:40
• Al Jackson Slang Segment: 124:34–137:14

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The Episode in a Nutshell

Laced with camaraderie, Bob & Tom’s July 30th show is a winding tour through relatable oddities, listener quirks, music parodies, and affectionate razzing. Jackie Kashian’s comic tales and Al Jackson’s slang lessons inject extra energy and insight. Every story is a setup for more laughter, whether it’s about charm schools, cousin kisses, naked pickleball, or a “priceless” painting of Batman from a man who sells aluminum siding. Through all the tomfoolery, it’s a reminder of how humor helps us make sense of all life’s glorious weirdness.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

The steam begins to rise it slowly effervesces Leaves are crinkling under sweet caresses cherish this moment of natural bliss Nothing's

[Chick McGee]

missing

[Tom Griswold]

when I'm pissing outside? Pissing outside? You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside. Pissing outside.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, America.

[Tom Griswold]

Pissing outside. You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

You know a rock, a bush, a shrubbery, a tree you can go anywhere you please there's so many things that you can christen so make it like your mission and just start christin outside Missing outside. You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside you know my favorite place is in the virgin snow? You find a fresh canvas and let it flow Sign your name and watch it glisten unless you're in alaska then your task is to go faster? Cause it freezes and you have to walk backwards while you're pissing outside? Pissing outside? You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside? Pissing outside, Pissing outside. You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside because the grass is always greener when you water with your wiener outside.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I've done it. I think Christy's done it. We've all peed outside, I would think.

[Josh Arnold]

Done it. I'll do it again.

[Chick McGee]

You're damn right. From the o'reilly hollow part studios, it's the Bob and Tom show. There's Christy Lee dressed like your favorite gondolier in venice. Even right down to the red kerchief night.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, ace. Couldn't hear myself.

[Chick McGee]

There's pat.

[Pat Godwin]

God. Hey, j.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

It's the thought that counts.

[Jackie Cation]

Christy.

[Christy Lee]

I really don't have anything to say Anyway.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. How are you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

There's ace cosby and that first song, pissing outside by Billy jonas. Is that his name?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. It sounds right.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go with that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I'm getting a shake head.

[Chick McGee]

Jeremy, he's spoke. Is there anybody who doesn't do that with the name Jeremy now?

[Josh Arnold]

I pretty much do. Yeah, you do.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. He's been listening at least 26 years. I worked in the oil and gas industry in new Mexico. I listen to the show as often as possible. We need you every day, every minute. I wanted to thank you guys. One of my favorite tunes, pissing outside. I love it. And a huge shout out to the ladies that put up with your rowdy rascals. I especially enjoy Ali Breen. Once again, that is Jeremy in New Mexico, urinating out. Well, what is the New Mexico Land of Enchantment?

[Al Jackson]

Is that.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's the thing on the license plate.

[Josh Arnold]

It is beautiful, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Wild coyotes and all sorts of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Land of. I lived there for a while.

[Chick McGee]

Gila monsters running wild in New Mexico. That's what I see.

[Christy Lee]

And it was a beautiful state, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. A lot going on there. You can. There are white dunes all the way up to mountains. You can ski.

[Josh Arnold]

It's all.

[Chick McGee]

All white. All white dunes.

[Pat Godwin]

It's called all the white tunes.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. I love that song.

[Pat Godwin]

I do, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No, Land of Enchantment is really enchanting.

[Chick McGee]

We should sit down one day and. And figure out all the states we've lived in. But, Dot, you haven't lived in many states.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you lived in states? No. 2.

[Christy Lee]

I've only lived in two.

[Chick McGee]

Just two.

[Christy Lee]

New Mexico and here. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

How about you?

[Chick McGee]

Ohio, Indiana, California, West Virginia. Gosh. I think that's it. That's not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

I've lived on three continents.

[Chick McGee]

Three? Oh, you have lived on three.

[Christy Lee]

That's impressive.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but other than.

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

States.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think you could learn a foreign language? Yeah, I lack that. I don't know why.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I just can't.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to take one.

[Chick McGee]

In high school, I was supposed to take Latin, remember? My Latin teacher is always getting upset with me because I would fall asleep in class. You know, I wasn't paying attention like she wanted me to. It turns out she was having parties, actually.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you missed out, huh?

[Chick McGee]

I missed out on the parties. I missed out on Latin and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The only thing I remember from Latin is Pegasus was not afraid. That's all I. That's all I learned.

[Jackie Cation]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, it came in handy on a crossword the other day. The conjugation of the word love to love. Amo, amas, amat. That's love in Latin, man.

[Christy Lee]

I know. I would never have gotten that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's a lot of Latin and on your. On your money. For. For example.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and everyday words.

[Chick McGee]

Everyday words.

[Christy Lee]

I took a class called Greek and Latin derivatives in high school. That has helped a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Because you can your root words, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's huge.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It was a lot better than just having to take Latin. I think it served.

[Josh Arnold]

That wasn't even offered for us. I guess they went, hey, That's a way dead language. What are we doing? Well, you're like, I would have taken it for. In a second, though.

[Jeff Oskay]

At my son's school, every kid had to take four years of Latin along with a foreign language.

[Chick McGee]

Four years of Latin and a foreign language? What kind?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Really? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's surprising.

[Josh Arnold]

And Your son's what, 20?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's going to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Listeners know that.

[Al Jackson]

That's.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's still.

[Al Jackson]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

He took Latin and he took Spanish and he can't speak a word of either. Four years of each.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, you have to pick up something by osmosis.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

I got that duo lingo on my phone, but I have not started anything yet.

[Christy Lee]

I started that and played it for a while, and then game. I like, kind of. It's kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's got a reward system. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You get medals.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you know who does that? Is comedian Jeff Bodart. And I was with him in the car. He goes, hey, I have to do my duolingo thing. And he spoke fluent Spanish for like 10 minutes into the thing. I was blown away. But he does it every day, and he's been doing it for two years.

[Christy Lee]

Cruise ships, a lot. He's got a lot of time to kill.

[Chick McGee]

But the surprising thing. What's surprising about that, is Bodar just dumb as a box of rocks? I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

He is.

[Chick McGee]

And he.

[Jeff Oskay]

He got held back in third grade, but he's doing well now as an adult.

[Chick McGee]

That's all right. He's doing very well.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

What language are you going to learn on Duolingo.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm kidding. Jeff.

[Christy Lee]

Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know. I. I just picked it yet.

[Chick McGee]

I always wanted to learn Italian to see what they're saying during the mob movies.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maggie wants to take us to take Italian classes.

[Pat Godwin]

No kidding?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. She wants to move to Italy when we're done.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, where are you gonna. Where are you gonna move, Jeff?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm gonna stay right here.

[Chick McGee]

Anywhere but Italy.

[Christy Lee]

I talked about moving overseas, too, when we're done, but that's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't have a largemouth bass in Italy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really? Oh, I'm out.

[Chick McGee]

What do you fish for?

[Pat Godwin]

Sardines.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's all sardines.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have to have a net.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Casting net.

[Chick McGee]

Some of the finest satuna in Italy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is Italy or Italy? I'm not sure. Okay, We've got.

[Christy Lee]

Seriously, if you could live anywhere, where would you live if it wouldn't matter?

[Chick McGee]

Chelsea. London. Yeah. England. Oh, yeah, Absolutely. I'd be a subject to the crown and a heartbeat. You damn right.

[Christy Lee]

So Chelsea's like a part of London, right?

[Chick McGee]

So that's the upper, upper scale. Where we stayed when we went there, there was a pharmacy within walking distance and two or three pubs within walking distance.

[Christy Lee]

You're also.

[Chick McGee]

I'm all set.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I take one of those weird cabs. You know, you see the cabs on the British shows. All the cabs are like, they're not car. And you take that to Harrods about 20 minutes, and I'd be happy. I don't know. I. I'd miss you guys.

[Christy Lee]

No, you wouldn't.

[Chick McGee]

No, I wouldn't. I'm just kidding you. You know that. Who the hell miss you guys, huh? I tell you what. Coming up in sports, really true sports fans know that this is known as kind of the dead time. Preseason football starts next Thursday. Teams are reporting to camp. And not a lot going on right now other than rumor and innuendo are flying around.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's our business here, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

I deal in rumors and innuendo and. And Shohei Ohtani is injured. Well, we'll cover that coming up later this morning. And a minor league baseball team has a. An interesting promotion for one of their nights coming up. And Christy has the fabulous news headlines.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I have some news headlines for you. We have a new Ozzy Osbourne experience for the haunted nights at Universal. I know a lot of people go down to Universal parks this fall for their. What's it called? Halloween Horror nights.

[Chick McGee]

And Ozzy's gonna host it or be

[Christy Lee]

a part of it. Well, he can't really host.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I guess he could. It is from the dead.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. All right.

[Christy Lee]

But there's gonna be a themed house, An Ozzy Osbourne themed haunted house.

[Chick McGee]

It should be the Osbourne's house that they use on mtv.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they just stick you in a room with Sharon for an hour.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

She kind of looks ghoul. Like a little bit. Both her and her daughter. Come on.

[Chick McGee]

There's a. There's a viral video.

[Josh Arnold]

Got claws.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's too much Ozempic.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you seen Kelly?

[Josh Arnold]

She's a little rough, I know.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, what you would not recognize, it's.

[Christy Lee]

It scares me for her.

[Chick McGee]

I like Kelly when she was a little chubby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Me too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And there's a viral.

[Josh Arnold]

When you called her a ghoul, I thought maybe you were concerned for her safety.

[Christy Lee]

She looks ghoulish.

[Pat Godwin]

She does.

[Christy Lee]

She looks.

[Josh Arnold]

Anytime somebody goes, hey, she looks Like a ghoul, I go, you know, that's a person who cares about that other person.

[Chick McGee]

Cares about that other person.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you look like a ghoul, that means you look like you're dead.

[Chick McGee]

You mean?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that how they say girl? In Italy, there's a viral video of Jack Osborne showing a daughter or son. I'm not sure what that. And the caption is, when you find out your grandpa's Ozzy Osbourne, there's a little kid scream, run around there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yay.

[Chick McGee]

Cheering grandpa.

[Christy Lee]

Also coming up today, let's see what we have. Do you remember the story about. I don't know if you guys did this because I missed a few days.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

The couple that were sent cockroaches and a bloody pig mask. Yeah, yeah, we'll have a follow up to that.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this awful?

[Chick McGee]

Is this the latest way to deal with an ex or something? Is that what this is?

[Christy Lee]

Tell you all about that. Cannonballs. Do not try to put that in your luggage. If you're going through tsa. Just a little PSA for me.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you would think you wouldn't have to tell people, Leave your cannonballs at home.

[Christy Lee]

You would think.

[Al Jackson]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Unfortunately, that's not happening. We have a new crumble cookie flavor that is very interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I'm into the crumble cookies.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Duncan is back with their. Remember the iced coffee bucket?

[Chick McGee]

I do, yeah, it's back. Why isn't Tim Duncan, formerly of the Spurs, NBA great Tim Duncan, doing commercials for Duncan? Nona.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where is he?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Where is he?

[Chick McGee]

That's an agent. That's an agent.

[Josh Arnold]

Or Sandy Duncan.

[Christy Lee]

She might be looking like a ghoul, too,

[Chick McGee]

you know. Sandy Duncan. Oh, my God, it's Sandy Duncan.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She has both eyes. Didn't we find that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we did. That was.

[Chick McGee]

The one eye thing is a rumor.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember what a rumor? I think it was Simpsons or something. And here's Sandy Duncan for the gafu master. She said. I don't get it. I don't get it. What's going on? I don't get it. Yeah, yeah. What else, darling?

[Jackie Cation]

That.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't. Let's see what else. We have rotten fish in the news, Shetland ponies in the news. Oh, and a Tiger King update.

[Josh Arnold]

A Tiger King update.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. He's in conspiracy for murder.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's in trouble. He's been in prison for a while.

[Chick McGee]

He's there for a long time.

[Pat Godwin]

Loving it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well, actually,

[Tom Griswold]

he.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's been there since 2020 for that murder for hire attempt on Carol Baskin. How could we forget?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Tiger King. Tiger King. Josh doesn't want to admit this, but that's why I started watching Tiger King. Because he texted me. He goes, tiger King on Netflix. It's unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Pat Godwin]

I love.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you fly through that first.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's great. And then. And then nobody cared.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Then you found out it wasn't him singing. Really?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It was just the COVID thing, right?

[Chick McGee]

Lies. All lies.

[Christy Lee]

Keep that singing thought in your head, okay?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, maybe he's got a new hit out.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I need to remind you that when you speed while driving, you have less time to react to whatever comes across your path. A sharp turn could take you by surprise, causing you to veer off the road. And another car could turn out in front of you out of nowhere. That will lead to a fender bender. A truck could break suddenly. A cyclist could enter the road ahead. Maybe a pedestrian walking their dog. You may not think any of these things could happen to you, but you won't see them in coming until they do happen. Especially if you're speeding. You don't have time to course correct. You don't have time to stop. The speed limit isn't just there to protect you. It's there to protect your passengers, other drivers, cyclists, pedestrians. Everyone's sharing the road. So slow down, obey the law, and help keep everyone around you safe. Speeding catches up with you. Paid for by nhtsa. Also coming up this morning, one of our favorites, comedian Jackie Cation. She'll be in studio with us. Can't wait to talk with her. And of course, it's Thursday. That means Al Jackson. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Chick McGee]

I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now, I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight and you got a real problem. Do not blow it. The Jim Rome show podcast. You've been warned. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

He's got the guitar out. He's got the organ out. He's Got his piano out and put that away. Any, anything could be coming from Pat at any time. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

He's also got that fresh haircut that looks great.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you. And his really nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice. Getting a new haircut.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

You feel.

[Christy Lee]

Do they rub your head? They do the.

[Chick McGee]

Courtney.

[Pat Godwin]

Courtney does a nice job.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice shampoo.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Chick McGee]

Are you to the point where you call her Court? Hey, Court.

[Pat Godwin]

Not yet.

[Chick McGee]

Not yet.

[Pat Godwin]

A couple more haircuts.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Does she have the nails when she does the shampoo?

[Josh Arnold]

Does she love the nails?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Josh. Josh loves the nails.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Who doesn't?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's Shabos.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm here.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. I'm. I'm Chick Magee. And that brings us to our emails. We were talking about learning foreign language and I actually, this guy covers it pretty much. His name is. His name's Eric and he says, I lived in China for almost 20 years. My Chinese language skills are passable at best. Some of us old guys just can't learn languages. Ah, that's exactly right, sir. Thank you, Eric, for Thanks for nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

20 years.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And here's a. Actually a constructive email.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Dear hilarious people, best line of the show yesterday, Christina says it was referring to the Pepsi and vanilla inspired perfume. When Josh said, hey, are you tired of not being covered by ants? Christina says, thank you, Josh. I almost peed my pants.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, that was very man.

[Chick McGee]

What you are welcome.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I'm sure it smells all right, but it just seems, as Jeff said, it just sounds sticky.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, vanilla. Yeah, vanilla's all all right, I guess, but I didn't think fresh linen would be that good a smell. But my gosh, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

That is great, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

You got some letters over there, Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, yesterday we talked about Pat's son's.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes, we did.

[Jeff Oskay]

Store bash order.

[Chick McGee]

It's causing quite the debate on all our socials.

[Josh Arnold]

And also almost 40 bucks worth of Mick. And the striking thing was three, like desserts and a drink, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, like a blue drink or something, right? Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

This is from Ronald. A 15 year old midnight chicken nuggets, Big Mac, slushy milkshake, McFlurry and a drink. Come on, Oscar. I can excuse the others, but you know the munchies when you see them. Pat, don't worry. A lot of us smoked weed at that age and turned out perfectly fine. And another person want to know who's paying for Jimmy's pot, and I don't. I don't Think he's high. I met your son. He's.

[Josh Arnold]

He's funny. That it didn't even occur because we know him. Yeah, it didn't even occur to him. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, that could be coming, but it's not happening now. I'm prepared though.

[Jeff Oskay]

No. A 15 year old boy can crush a pizza by himself.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Jeff Oskay]

All the time. My kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Last time he behaved. We made some food at home.

[Christy Lee]

Did you make.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, spaghetti with ground. Ground beef. You know.

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why not?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's nothing wrong with that.

[Chick McGee]

That's a fine product.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I put it together.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I put this ground beef in a skillet and I browned it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And you know, you can. It browns on its own.

[Christy Lee]

Did you drain the grease off?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, no, I threw all that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

If you leave it. If you leave the hamburger sitting out, it will brown.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But you put it on the heat.

[Pat Godwin]

He said it was a little gamey. I'll do better next time.

[Christy Lee]

Dear pat, for my 16th birthday on that very day, my mother got me a job.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, well, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you talk to him about that?

[Pat Godwin]

I did indeed. There's a place here in town called Bubs. He may be doing some dishes at Bubs.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good place. I know the guy that owns that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Good. Good friend of Chrissy. Chrissy has a lot of fun.

[Christy Lee]

He went to school with my ex husband. I know a lot of people.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I get out, I do things.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hook up. Jimmy with a job.

[Chick McGee]

Sort of affair. Yeah. Where are you?

[Josh Arnold]

How long were you with Derek?

[Pat Godwin]

Bub.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Bob.

[Christy Lee]

Bub's the word. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Is this name actually Bub?

[Chick McGee]

What's up, Bub?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, my great uncle, we called him Bub.

[Christy Lee]

Did you, man?

[Josh Arnold]

He was my. He was my grandma's sister's husband.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So that would be my great uncle, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Grandma's sister's husband, my grandpa's sister.

[Josh Arnold]

So. Yeah. Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Which by the way, my grandpa's sister's husband was my Grant. My. All right, so my grandma and grandpa are married.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

My grandpa has a sister.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Had a husband, she died. Remarried. My grandpa's sister remarried my grandma's dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

There's a lot going on there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My goodness.

[Jeff Oskay]

So.

[Chick McGee]

So he was older.

[Josh Arnold]

That's who we called Bubba. Okay. He was my great uncle, but he was also my grandma's dad. My great grandpa slash great uncle.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that would make you either call him Bob or whatever. Hey, what's going on. Whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

We all called him Bob. I was like, and he had white hair. And apparently every time I saw a guy with white hair, I was only like two or three. I would just walk up to him and go, hey, Bob.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Bob.

[Josh Arnold]

And my parents were somewhat mortified. Buy this.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I believe it's cute. I believe. And correct me if I'm wrong, but Bob stands for Big Ugly Burger. I think it's one of their specials.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

They have a big burger.

[Jeff Oskay]

They have a challenge.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. If you eat the burger, you get a picture on the wall.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, I know I'm gonna offend a lot of people, but whenever I hear someone call their brother Bubby.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or their child Bubby, I'm like, you are low rent. I don't want to hang out with you.

[Christy Lee]

What about dolphins?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't care what you call your

[Christy Lee]

dog, because I call Leo Bubby.

[Jeff Oskay]

But you call your brother or sister Bubby, I'm out.

[Christy Lee]

My daughter calls Leo Bubby, so that kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have a nickname with your siblings when you were growing up?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I didn't. I was the oldest, so I handed out the nickname.

[Chick McGee]

You were a bully. You were always a bully, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, My nephew called my niece Sissy for a while.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And he was little and he was.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

And I looked at my dad and I go, I don't know why, but that bothers me. And he goes, dude, me too. For some reason, again, we couldn't stand it.

[Jeff Oskay]

My grown adult best friend's sister still calls him Bubby when we're hanging out. And it just drives me nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like you White trash Billy's.

[Chick McGee]

One of my uncles was named Bubby. Yeah, they called him Bubby. I think his actual name was. His actual name was Ray. Ray Jr. They called him Rocky. He was this little sawed off troublemaker.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, he was?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. One of those guys. Short guys.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy that brought a gun to Thanksgiving?

[Chick McGee]

No, that was my other.

[Jim Rome]

What?

[Chick McGee]

That was my aunt's husband, actually, who brought the gun together.

[Pat Godwin]

Better not be any lumps in these mashed potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

It's a lot of pressure on the host.

[Chick McGee]

Not just any dinner. Christmas dinner.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

There was gunplay. Yeah. And he. All that. That guy who brought the gun also would never take the same route twice. Wherever he would go.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I have some questions for him.

[Chick McGee]

He was. Yeah, I remember the police coming and putting him in guns.

[Christy Lee]

Did he die young?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what happened to him.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did he have the gun out like laying on the table.

[Josh Arnold]

I said, we're opening presents now, not in the morning.

[Pat Godwin]

I won't be here in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

He lifted his shirt at one point to show off on something. Is there going to be trouble or something like that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Merry Christmas.

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Merry, Merry Christmas. Can't we have one Christmas without the gun?

[Josh Arnold]

Without you flashing the.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have any cousins?

[Chick McGee]

I have a bunch of cousins.

[Christy Lee]

Cuz you never talk about your cousins like they weren't around when you were growing up.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a good story about his cousin.

[Pat Godwin]

Is the one that you kiss still alive?

[Chick McGee]

Pretty sure she is. She's right about my age, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Pictures of you all over her room.

[Chick McGee]

I still love him.

[Tom Griswold]

The softest lips I ever had.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

Why is she from.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know, forbidden love.

[Chick McGee]

That's not the Central Ohio accent, is it? No. We weren't an exceptionally close family before my parents died, so that's. Gladly. That has continued.

[Christy Lee]

Did your mother have a lot of siblings?

[Chick McGee]

Six.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Brothers and sisters.

[Christy Lee]

What about your father?

[Chick McGee]

Just two.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Brother and a sister.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was dating a girl and it came out that she at one time made out with her cousin. And I knew this for a while, but in my head they were like in third or fourth grade. And then one time I brought it up and she goes, yeah, we were 17. And I was like, oh, my gosh. That's not making out with your cousin.

[Al Jackson]

That's.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're too old to make out with your cousin.

[Christy Lee]

That's too old. I think I kissed my cousin when I was 12.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

But 17, I think I was older. Maybe I was about 10 or 11.

[Josh Arnold]

That's just flat out insane.

[Al Jackson]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

I was just like, what? Wait a minute now. First. First cousins?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe we shouldn't try to define incest on today's show. Maybe that would be the wise.

[Christy Lee]

There are people that marry first cousins. We all know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we all know that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't have anybody in my circle that's married at first cousin.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, famous people.

[Chick McGee]

Jerry Lee Lewis.

[Christy Lee]

Jerry Lee Lewis. Didn't Einstein marry a cousin?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure. FDR married his cousin.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I see. I mean, it happened.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't Eleanor Roosevelt the way you said

[Josh Arnold]

it suggested it was somebody, like in this building.

[Jackie Kation]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, no. I don't know anybody that married their

[Jeff Oskay]

cousin over in England. They all do, Right?

[Pat Godwin]

All.

[Josh Arnold]

At least for a few centuries.

[Christy Lee]

You dive into that royalty stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And all their Kids become dentists. And that explains why there's no dentistry.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of webbed feet.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, this is another email from Patrick. Patrick, get in here, chick. As a man of a certain size and age, I too remember the husky department at Sears. That's right. Husky jeans. Sons of it. And I was bemoaning the fact yesterday that I, I even my parents wouldn't buy me a pair of Converse. I had to settle for the winner at Sears. Made my Converse. And they were a lesser shoe.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I had.

[Chick McGee]

And Patrick says, yes, I had a pair of the winter shoes and I felt like a loser.

[Christy Lee]

There's what I remember most about Sears. They had a charm school.

[Jeff Oskay]

A what?

[Christy Lee]

A charm school.

[Chick McGee]

Sears had a charm school.

[Christy Lee]

It was a little charm school.

[Josh Arnold]

You had to sit and cross your legs.

[Christy Lee]

I had to put a makeup on your head. It was like, I think on a weekend. Weekend just like on a Saturday.

[Chick McGee]

Was this about kiss your cousin?

[Christy Lee]

No, I was probably. I know I was living in the trailer park, so I was probably 14 maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And my best friend, who's still one of my dearest friends, her parents. She was an only child and she got to do a lot of stuff because she was an only child. We were poor and I wanted to go to this charm school so badly. And my mom scraped together. We went to this little charm charm school. I wish I could remember the name of it. Somebody out there knows.

[Chick McGee]

And we got, I think it was the craftsman charm.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We didn't get a screwdriver in our little kit, but we got, you know, lip gloss and lipstick and how to put makeup on and how it was. I thought I was the most regal woman in the world. Like I had learned something nobody else knew.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll have you know, I went to charm.

[Christy Lee]

I went to charm school.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sears.

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

For like afternoon on a Saturday.

[Pat Godwin]

How many people were at the. In the class?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, maybe 20, you know, 20.

[Chick McGee]

Sears, like start them getting used to going to Sears young. That's right. Go grow their customers.

[Christy Lee]

That's one of my fondest memories. I don't get to remember a lot of things.

[Jeff Oskay]

I remember getting. Getting our. Our portraits at the Sears portrait place. With the fake fall background with the wooden.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did that too.

[Jeff Oskay]

Loved it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have I told you guys the story about glamour shots? My, My first ex wife and my mom really hit it off. This is my first marriage and my mom loved this first. So she, the wife at the time, got a glamour shot, right. And gave it to my mother. For some reason, I'm not sure why, or maybe she meant to give it to me, but ended up at your mom mad and gave it to my mom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I went over there after I had a son, by the way, with my second wife. My mom had that picture of my first wife as a glamour shot up in her living room. That is odd.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was it a turned up color jean jacket?

[Chick McGee]

It was. No, close. It was a soft focus and I wanted like a spaghetti strap and a lot of makeup. And yeah, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Every girl I knew got her. Got glamorous. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It was a big deal, man. I never did that.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you didn't need to. You went to charge.

[Chick McGee]

You went to charm school.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

You were already glamorous. You graduated.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Is that how my sister did it? Held a graduation? They took your picture and played the music?

[Christy Lee]

No, they didn't do anything.

[Pat Godwin]

Were they trying to sell you makeup? What was the deal?

[Christy Lee]

I'm reading about it right now. I thought maybe I'd made that up, but no, maybe they started.

[Chick McGee]

And maybe the metric and American set of tools they gave you at the end of the tournament.

[Christy Lee]

I just remember we got this nice little kit of makeup and stuff in it.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, it was. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did they teach you to do anything that you weren't aware of doing, like putting your makeup on properly or.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sorry. It was every Saturday morning for about eight weeks. Oh, there was a fashion show at the end. I don't remember that part. I'm just reading about it now.

[Pat Godwin]

Was it how to walk and stuff like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

How to walk, how to sit. How to.

[Josh Arnold]

And it was it like Pat said, the book on the head.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember that?

[Christy Lee]

I remember if we walked with a book on our head.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Proper posture.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How to walk and how to. I think how to sit. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And I think with. And a lot of it was about fashion. How to pick out your clothes, what to wear. I think they were trying to sell you school clothes at the time.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Because it was in the summer, you know.

[Jackie Cation]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I like to think it was of. And a lady never wears white after labor.

[Christy Lee]

We can do that.

[Josh Arnold]

A lady wouldn't.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't we call it. And the lady never wears anything but the latest fashion from Craftsman.

[Jackie Kation]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You're available at Sears.

[Pat Godwin]

Always wait for the man to eat first before grabbing your fork.

[Christy Lee]

It was a big deal for me, now that I look back. Yeah. For us to commit to that and mom to pay for work that Was. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

How much it cost?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Do you remember at all what the cost was?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I better sway to a man's husband is a good cup of coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And a good meal.

[Josh Arnold]

They must still have charm schools and some.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure. They have modeling schools now. I mean, it's. It can be really.

[Jeff Oskay]

Aren't they called finishing schools now?

[Christy Lee]

Some of them are finishing schools.

[Chick McGee]

And they still. They have like debutante balls and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. This was still. Yeah, this is nothing like that.

[Chick McGee]

In my brain. It's always in the South, I think that they.

[Christy Lee]

Or in the Northeast.

[Chick McGee]

Is that it? Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Both. Yeah. It's big in this out anyway. Aren't I charming? Thank you, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. I. I shudder to think what you'd be like if you hadn't got that charm right.

[Christy Lee]

My goodness, you're still living in the trail.

[Chick McGee]

You'd be really a bully. Well, coming up in news, right here's the thing.

[Christy Lee]

She's a ghoul.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we'll have sports, including a look, a quick glance around the NFL. Training camps are open. Opening. And Christy will have news.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I will.

[Chick McGee]

And somebody will tell us about American Financing.

[Christy Lee]

I'll do that.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I saw the news yesterday. They didn't raise the interest rates.

[Chick McGee]

No, it stayed.

[Christy Lee]

Stayed the same. But prices are still high and inflation is right there, right in your face. If you own your own home, we could help you. The folks at American Financing can help you refinance that home and pay off all of that high interest credit card debt. Some of those credit cards, I don't know if you look, but they're charging you 25% or more on your interest. Let's face it, that's costing you a lot of money. Here's the truth. If you're only making the minimum payments, that debt's going to follow you for years. That's where American Financing comes in. They could save you because they do this for the average customer, about $800 a month. By using the equity in your home to get rid of that debt, you owe it to your family and to yourself to see what's possible. There are no upfront fees, no pressure, and it costs you nothing. To find out more. If you start today, you could delay two mortgage payments. Call American Financing, 866-889-2611. That's 866-889-2611. Or go to american financing.net bobandtom nmls182334

[Chick McGee]

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[Jim Rome]

Letter or comment. Our email is Bob and Tom. Bob and tom dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I need to thank you.

[Al Jackson]

You.

[Chick McGee]

You helped me and you had no idea. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Lots of chatter about your son there on. On the emails.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick looking good over there at the sports desk sponsored by nhtsa speeding catches up to you. Be careful out there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello. And emails from our listeners brought to you by Sleep number save on comfort, personalized to you only at Sleep number right now. Bundle and save. You can save over $300 on select mattresses plus adjustable bases. Visit a sleep number store or now on your computer@sleep number.com. this is from Patrick, that gentleman who identified with me because he had to have husky jeans at Sears and also was sold winter tennis shoes, not converse. He says you guys keep up the good work. And Pat, you need to get that boy a job. Yeah, that's from.

[Pat Godwin]

He's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't know. I didn't have a job when I was a kid. I just.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I did.

[Chick McGee]

I hung around. I think the rule was if I played football, I didn't have to get a job or something like that.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Same here.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Pat, I do owe you an apology. It's a little hard on you yesterday.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

About Jimmy. But I was just worried about him.

[Pat Godwin]

You're not the only one who's worried.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. All right.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't call a one eyed ghoul though, did you?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And you were correct. We, I. Apparently we did walk with a book on our head at this year's charm school.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we did.

[Josh Arnold]

Classic charm school.

[Christy Lee]

Skin care, hair care, good manners, proper eating habits, physical grace and modeling techniques.

[Chick McGee]

Proper eating.

[Al Jackson]

Ha.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Wanda, do you remember anybody from the charm school?

[Christy Lee]

Like just my girlfriend Diana went with me. I, I don't remember anybody else that was in there.

[Chick McGee]

Dirty Diane was there like a charm

[Josh Arnold]

marm who taught you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. There were ladies who taught.

[Chick McGee]

I am the charm marm. I shall do no harm. My handshake is firm and warm.

[Christy Lee]

I wish we had. We had. There was a.

[Josh Arnold]

It starts at the R charm.

[Christy Lee]

We had a binder. I remember I had all the.

[Pat Godwin]

I wish I bound your legs.

[Christy Lee]

No, a binder. Three ring binder.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, that's my charm school and I was telling the story about Christmas and they're. Honest to gosh, there was one of my uncles married to one of my. My mom's sisters, my. One of my aunts had a gun at a Christmas dinner. There. There's something started. And he said, are we going to have a problem or something?

[Christy Lee]

That'll stop a problem quick.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Mel. I have one better than bringing a gun to Christmas chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, the classic way conversation works.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. I can top that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've got a better story.

[Chick McGee]

My brother brought his guns to my parents house after my mom's funeral. That's kind of a bummer, right?

[Christy Lee]

There's a lot going on there. I have questions.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Funeral.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Don't. What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, what are you gonna.

[Christy Lee]

Was he expecting a. I don't know, maybe shootout, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe he was a suspect.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't have enough information, therefore that story is not better.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's see. That will.

[Chick McGee]

Take your time. You can read it. Take your time. Read it. You have a letter. Christy, over there.

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We've been. I've been talking about fingerboarding because of the documentary I saw.

[Chick McGee]

Skateboarding for fingers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Apparently Andrew in Iowa has corrected me and he said they are actually called tech decks.

[Chick McGee]

Tech decks, yes.

[Christy Lee]

And a lot of fingering was happening back in the early 2000s.

[Pat Godwin]

Kids will be kids.

[Christy Lee]

That's Andrew's words.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta tell you this. There's a lot of fingering in the mid-70s too, I'll tell you that.

[Christy Lee]

Little mini skateboards that you use your fingers. That's the. It's the craziest thing I've ever witnessed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was nuts too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right there on the couch. Boy, oh boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. It's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

A little fingering. Waltons would. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't know what the hell you're doing.

[Pat Godwin]

Just try to do the best you can.

[Chick McGee]

It would be go time. Let me tell you.

[Christy Lee]

This is room space during the Walton.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost like you were there. Josh. My God. No, no, be cool, be cool, be cool.

[Christy Lee]

Stacy in Wisconsin.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, I hear you like car shows. I thought I'd share this with you. There is a nude car show in Wisconsin.

[Chick McGee]

A nude car show.

[Christy Lee]

Seventh through the ninth. And they have two pickleball courts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So we could play naked pickleball.

[Pat Godwin]

Do whatever you want.

[Chick McGee]

Nude pickleball.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. If you want to find out more, you can go to the Internet. I'm sure there's plenty of information.

[Josh Arnold]

Hotrods and tailpipes dot com.

[Christy Lee]

I am out that week and I will be gone, but I will not be there.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't a friend of yours, Saul, didn't he play Nick, naked pickleball there?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. All those guys.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All the guys play.

[Christy Lee]

Love to hear naked pick.

[Jim Rome]

You would?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, of course. It's been a while.

[Chick McGee]

You be careful.

[Josh Arnold]

I forget.

[Pat Godwin]

I forget when I get excited.

[Chick McGee]

You're going to hurt yourself. Warming up. My goodness. There it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me tune up. Good talk.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Tuning. Tuning.

[Pat Godwin]

It's humid in here. It's moist.

[Chick McGee]

Damn.

[Christy Lee]

Because I'm sitting next to you, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Tonight was damp.

[Josh Arnold]

And I just had some of Tom's Shredded Wheat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, he keeps it in those black plastic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know, the plastic decanters or whatever that.

[Jeff Oskay]

It.

[Josh Arnold]

It's due for some turnover.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Stale, was it?

[Josh Arnold]

Half shredded wheat, half silver fish.

[Chick McGee]

I think he likes it aged.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was aged.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Aw.

[Pat Godwin]

Pickleball Naked pickleball Yeah. Sweaty in the summer Nippy in the fall Playing pickleball naked pickleball except for shoes that wearing nothing at all Flapping pots in private places Meemaws hoo ha's in their faces Incontinence in eventuality at the seniors nudist colony Playing pickleball naked pickleball Gramps, micro dickel is mighty small Playing pickleball naked pickleball Try not to fall on your pickling ball oh, boobs are flopping Knees are bruised Hips replaced and backs are fused Sagging sacks are weaving in the breeze Take them to the nuts and you're down on your knees Playing pickleball naked pickleball Trip and fall and an ambulance is called Playing pickleball naked pickleball Past their prime in the au natural Pickleball's all the rage

[Chick McGee]

oh, it changed for folks of a

[Pat Godwin]

certain age all but nudity is best left.

[Josh Arnold]

Judy ON

[Pat Godwin]

I'm having fun wrinkling in the sun I had no idea Saul was so well hung. He was playing pickleball with naked pickleball ball. Better than a swimmer walk in the mall Playing pickleball Naked pickleball with Esther, Clem, Thelma and.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I have not started pickleball yet.

[Jackie Cation]

I.

[Pat Godwin]

You would love it.

[Christy Lee]

I've played a couple times. It's not for me.

[Chick McGee]

I did. I did a little tennis, but not. I don't know. I don't know if I could.

[Christy Lee]

It's fun. It just.

[Chick McGee]

The ball goes slower, though, right?

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You got the big paddle.

[Christy Lee]

It's like a wiffle ball kind of thing, is it? Yeah, it's really sol.

[Chick McGee]

Solid plastic. It have holes?

[Pat Godwin]

Got holes.

[Chick McGee]

It got holes. Oh, son of a gun.

[Josh Arnold]

Odd.

[Chick McGee]

Odd. Do you keep, you keep score like tennis?

[Pat Godwin]

Like, you know.

[Christy Lee]

No, the rules.

[Pat Godwin]

It's more like ping pong.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You play to 11.

[Josh Arnold]

Curious. Very curious.

[Pat Godwin]

I think you'd like it a lot.

[Christy Lee]

You're not old enough to play.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're way too. You would be the whipper snapper. This young guy who brought this punk kid to play to play in wiffle ball sports. Coming up, the Bengals had a fight yesterday training camp. Jamar Chase, he's okay, but he evidently was in the middle of it with a defensive back. And other sports including. This is an anniversary on this, on this day in 1976, there was a record, a world record set for the decathlon in the Olympics in Montreal, 8,618 points, a record at that time set by then Bruce Jenner.

[Tom Griswold]

Man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Tom would have been all over that this morning.

[Chick McGee]

That's something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You know.

[Josh Arnold]

We are joined with my guest Jay Leno. Jay, it's nice to see you.

[Pat Godwin]

Caitlyn Jenner.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She's got a memoir out right next

[Chick McGee]

to he said, she Said. Thanks. Jay and Christy will have news.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I will.

[Chick McGee]

And other are really nice, nice things coming up. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.comelf pal.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jackie Kation]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jackie Cation]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Howdy, Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, I'm Chick Magee and we can take a squint at sports if you'd like. Let's go to the unbelievable so. Well, it's not unbelievable. You just kind of wait for these things to happen. At Bengals training camp yesterday, it didn't take long. Things got heated between the offense and defensives day one. Star wide receiver Jamar Chase at the center of the scuffle. According to reports, there was jawing. That's trash talk between Chase and a couple of defensive players. Chase and veteran cornerback Jalen Davis going face mask to face mask and assistant coach can be seen jumping in between them. To try to diffuse the situation and separate them. I don't think you see this kind of thing in soccer or anything like that. There they are. They offense and the defense.

[Christy Lee]

There you guys are on the same team.

[Chick McGee]

That kind of looks like a running player or something. Oh, there's. There goes the helmet. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

And they look like kids, don't they?

[Chick McGee]

They do.

[Jackie Cation]

They look.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, they are kids.

[Chick McGee]

They are kids. Yeah. You know, I didn't ever want to be that guy, but I am that guy. Hey, hear about this new kid that's playing wide receiver? He's something else. 4, 4, 40.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have let them fight, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have been a super old school coach.

[Chick McGee]

There's. Yeah, there's a school of thought that. Yeah, fire them up.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I know you don't want either of them to get hurt, but. Yeah, if you're. If you're gonna be like that fight.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

Have you ever gotten a fight with a friend and then like, recovered and your friendship was stronger after?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or at the very least, you were kind of fine and then maybe even kind of laughed about it later?

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Not a fighter.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're not. Oh. Do you ever make far too.

[Pat Godwin]

He went to charm school.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I learned not to fight, lady.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Perhaps you heard the loving and caring comment that Christy had for. Was it one of the Osborne.

[Christy Lee]

Like a ghoul.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're not wrong.

[Jackie Kation]

She's not wrong.

[Jackie Cation]

I know women can't talk about women. Then we're women bashing. But no, she's. She's hideous.

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Jackie Kation]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

It's scary. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway,

[Jackie Cation]

I knew it. I knew it. I knew one of you idiots would make that noise.

[Chick McGee]

One of you idiots. And I would. Was. I guess I'm number one idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew one of two idiots.

[Christy Lee]

They let the guys fight in hockey, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

I mean, even.

[Josh Arnold]

Even the officials.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They just go, hey, all right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They don't. It's not.

[Josh Arnold]

Then they pat each other on the back a lot of times and skate away.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's not official, but they do have fighters ranked in hockey, don't they?

[Christy Lee]

Do they really?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure they do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I think it is unofficial and because

[Chick McGee]

there are enforcers, once again, not an official term, but yeah, the guy goes out on the. And your goons.

[Josh Arnold]

Your enforcers, you're. Yeah. Although gooning is a new. Oh, yeah, I mentioned.

[Jeff Oskay]

Way different.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You have a. You have a son. 19. 19.

[Jackie Cation]

What does that mean?

[Christy Lee]

What is goon. A new Slang term for something.

[Josh Arnold]

So like a geek. It's a guy who masturbates, essentially looks

[Jeff Oskay]

at a lot of porn. Instagram models. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gooning. Hey, quit gooning on my page. A girl might tell a guy if

[Jackie Cation]

she finds out that he goes back time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I had no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

But I mentioned a goon at a. And there were a bunch of 16 year old boys at dinner. It was my buddy's sons and his friends and they couldn't. They were laughing so hard. No, I didn't mean that kind of goon. And then they, they laughed even harder.

[Christy Lee]

You knew? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, speaking of fighting, I. I played a prison one time. I did stand up at a prison down in lagrange, Kentucky.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

And they were, they were walking me through the yard. You had to perform in the back part. And they were walking me through the yard and a big fight broke out on the prison yard.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I was like, like a couple, A couple guards were, were lightly briskly jogging over to the fight and I go, I think I break it up. She goes, well, they like to let them wear themselves out a little bit before they get involved.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I'm like, so if they attack me, is that how you're gonna handle it as well? Like when they're stabbing? Oh, we like to let them get the stabs out before we interject ourselves.

[Chick McGee]

Did things go well at the prison?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, they loved me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, there you go. Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I killed.

[Josh Arnold]

Killed.

[Chick McGee]

I have never played a. I'm. Although Tom's his famous story at a prison. They.

[Christy Lee]

I was not there. Ace was there.

[Chick McGee]

Donkey softball.

[Christy Lee]

I guess something was not participating.

[Josh Arnold]

He'll tell it next week.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah, I've lived on prison grounds.

[Jim Rome]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah, My. My mom's second, third. Second. Second husband was a correctional officer at the boys school. And so you got to live on the grounds if you wanted to do. And naturally they did. And yeah. So we would like. It was just a cinder block wall between me and the boys and their, their sleeping areas. And so I would hear fights.

[Christy Lee]

How old are you?

[Jackie Cation]

10, 11. But the cool thing was that I lived there when Mike Tyson was.

[Pat Godwin]

I was gonna ask you.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah. And we would walk to the bus stop and Mike would be walking to breakfast. Breakfast. And we'd wave and he would wave back.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, how you doing?

[Christy Lee]

Have a good day?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Stay in school.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Remember, stay in school.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Don't let nobody force you to do nothing. You don't want to. Okay, let's see. Where else were we for Major League Baseball? The Dodgers expect Shohei Otani to pitch again this season, but they're not going to rush him back. Concerns about his left knee.

[Al Jackson]

Knee?

[Christy Lee]

Right knee.

[Chick McGee]

Zwini High knee. It's his left. It's his left knee, actually. Andrew Friedman, the team's president of baseball operations, why is Friedy weighing in? He's downplaying his right bicep soreness. He has that, too. Ohtani keeping his arm active with something called plyometric throws.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the medical term for gooning.

[Chick McGee]

And of course it's plyometric because he's. He's Asian and he's on the metric system.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you want to hear about these odd mascots in college football? Of course you do. Yeah. St. Louis probably has.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the oddest is The Billiken.

[Chick McGee]

The St. Louis Billiken. No word on what the Billiken is. It looks like an impish character.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Kind of a little devil.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. The Rhode Island School of Design.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They have these.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The name of their mascot is Scrotty S C R O T I E. That's in Providence, of course. It's an anthropomorphic mascot. It came out in 2001 to hype up the men's hockey team affectionately known as the Nads.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

It's exactly what you think it is.

[Jackie Cation]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Scroti was not available for a picture for this article, though, but you can just let your imagination run. Run wild. There's Brutus. Buckeye, actually. And I've told that story before when I was a kid. Ohio State. Their Buckeye. It was just a round paper mache Buckeye with two little feet at the bottom running around on the sideline. Let's see. Wooshock at Wichita State University is a big, bad, muscle bound bundle of wheat.

[Josh Arnold]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly what it is. A perfectly normal thing for a mascot. If you go to Wichita State. The Shockers. No, no, it's not that Shocker. It comes from a German fairy tale. Wu Shock used to scare children. Children is what it says. Have you ever wondered what Syracuse Orange. What the name of the mascot is?

[Al Jackson]

Otto.

[Chick McGee]

Otto the Orange. And it's, it's, it's an actual orange scratch. The Bobcat at University of Kentucky. Hoosier. The Bison is back at Indiana University. The. The student body voted to bring that back.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember how Mad Tom was? They didn't have an actual, actual Bison out on the field.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Well, there are, I think Texas, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He was legitimately upset about it.

[Chick McGee]

Bevo in tech. That thing is huge.

[Tom Griswold]

It's huge.

[Chick McGee]

And if it gets loose, it's gonna do what it wants for a little while.

[Jeff Oskay]

Doesn't Colorado have a big.

[Chick McGee]

Colorado has a buffalo. What's his name? Bruce, I think or something.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's. They bring it out live, right?

[Chick McGee]

They trot it out on to the field. Yeah, yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

You get a scholarship for managing those mascots, those live mascots.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's good. I mean that's like, that's an ag

[Christy Lee]

course in and of itself and it's a big job.

[Chick McGee]

Not only that, but it's a Disney movie. One of these days you're going to be the mascot at the University of Texas. Me and you.

[Christy Lee]

I've dreamed about this since the day I was born.

[Chick McGee]

Vivo 6 I know you had a hard life, but more news coming up from Christy including. What do you got?

[Christy Lee]

Let's see, what do we have? We have a lot of stuff, stuff to talk about today. We have a New York school that was going to have human like robot teacher, but they've suspended those plans. Josh people are not happy.

[Chick McGee]

Josh has been way ahead on this. The robots are already making far too many decisions on their own. They're, they're online, they're kicking kids, they're running amok, they're, ah, well.

[Christy Lee]

And we have a bride who apparently didn't want to walk down the aisle. So she caught it on fire. We'll talk about that.

[Josh Arnold]

That, that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

How was I not married to her? Thank you. Thank you very much. Hey, you know, in the United States there's a break in every 26 seconds. That means somewhere right now an intruder is getting closer to somebody's stuff. Traditional home security will only alert you after a break. INS already happened and that is too late. Simply Safe has changed all that. They have AI alerts and simply based SimpliSafe's US based live agents identifying threats on your property and helps determine. That's why I chose Simplisafe to secure my compound and we use it here at the Bob and Tom studios. Also, Simply Safe has no long term contracts, no lock ins or hidden cancellation fees and affordable pricing with monitoring and deterrence plans starting at around a buck a day. And the setup experience, let's put it this way, I've done it three or four times and it takes about 20 to 30 minutes. It's unbelievable. And it's up to you what setup you install and we'd like you to experience peace of mind like I do at home and we do here in the studios. We've partnered with SimpliSafe to offer an exclusive discount for Bob and Tom listeners only. Right now, you can get 50% off your new SimpliSafe system just by visiting simplisafetom.com that's half [e-mail] one more time, 50% off off@simply safetom.com. remember, there's no safe like simply safe. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Auto Parts. Christy Lee, once again dressed like your favorite gondolier in Venice.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Jackie Cation]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jackie Cation]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Jackie Kation]

Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Jeff. Oscar.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Everybody.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. And real quick, minor league baseball. You know how we like minor league baseball here on the show.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they've got a special day coming up for the minor league baseball team from Alabama.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The rocket City trash pandas have announced. Yes. Jimothy night.

[Jackie Cation]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

That is awesome. Isn't it about time that that little

[Christy Lee]

Jimothy gets his due?

[Chick McGee]

Weird looking. He's a raccoon. Right. But he's all squishy, short spine. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There he is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's. The rocket pandas will have their annual August 4th game featuring a pre. A pregame raccoo parade. For anyone who's dressed up like a raccoon, there's the official logo.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't you buy us hats once?

[Chick McGee]

I did because we got caught up in the magical name Trash panda. Also, they'll have specialty foods and drinks. Yes. Served out of a trash can lid.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, I love it.

[Chick McGee]

And Jimothy mass to give away to the first 200 kids in honor of Jimothy, who's now officially a viral sensation.

[Josh Arnold]

Sort of a malformation raccoon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He seems to be getting along just fine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's probably got more food than he can handle. He'll be on.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody loves him. So they're all feeding him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It was on, as Tom would say. It was on the national newswire the other night, the network news. It was unbelievable. The Rocket City trash Pandas. Yeah, and that. That will do it for sports. Chrissy, what's. What's happening there in the new world news.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of that, because that was kind of a viral video.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hold on, we've got a phone call.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what's going on? Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello?

[Chick McGee]

Hello, this is Jimothy.

[Josh Arnold]

Jimothy the raccoon?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I'm so happy and thankful to the Rocket City Trash Pandas, but I'm a little bummed.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Why they won't put me in the batting lineup.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Jimothy, they don't allow animals.

[Chick McGee]

Don't they know I batted over.400 back in my T ball day? Is that right? I was an RBI machine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, who knew?

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing, Jimmy. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And did you hear about the raccoon parade before the game?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I can't wait. I've never sat on the back of a Corvette before.

[Josh Arnold]

That is gonna be pretty rad.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's gonna be a little different. I hear the other raccoons, they'll be out, you know, throwing banana peels, leftovers, corn cobs, y Andy for this, but it's going to be something. But so help me, if I see Gary, I might hop off the Corvette and just beat his ass again.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Gary.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he knows what he did.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I love the show. Thank you, Timothy.

[Chick McGee]

That was Jimothy, the famous malformed raccoon. Yeah, yeah, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

On a different note, but viral video. Did anybody see this is kind of a. I don't know how to describe it. The California teen lifeguard that saved that little boy from drowning in Santa Cruz. Okay, that was incredible video. If you have not seen it, it's viral. It's gone everywhere. He's being a hailed a hero. In fact, the rescue at Sea Bright beach in Santa Cruz has caught the attention of our president, who says he's going to invite the lifeguard and maybe even the little boy to the White House. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Several adults tried to help, but retreated due to the powerful surf. But eventually this young man and one of his colleagues brought the boy safely to shore. And apparently this wasn't the only kid he had to save. He had saved quite a few adults as well that day. So this young man deserves a hero's welcome. That's congratulations to you.

[Josh Arnold]

Or is he just doing his job?

[Jackie Cation]

He fought the surf like for like 10 or 12 minutes, just staying there, trying to hold this because he couldn't

[Josh Arnold]

even get himself paid for.

[Pat Godwin]

That's his job job.

[Christy Lee]

He's trained for that you're an instigator.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's a teen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, they. They hire a lot of lifeguards. Are teens. Every community pool you go to, usually just teens.

[Chick McGee]

Josh anchors America.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, they were. Oh, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course. This kid's a hero.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Jeff Oskay]

They were saying the adults that came out trying to help him actually messed. Like, they're like, don't do that. You are going to get washed out now. We have to save you. He knows what he's doing. Let him do his job.

[Josh Arnold]

This kid's awesome.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, he was great.

[Christy Lee]

Both the kids were just amazing.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what the situation would be for me to be hailed as a hero, but I. I can't think of any scenario.

[Josh Arnold]

Some would say, it's too late, pal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, you're. You've already been healed.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think that's the case. But it would have to be mistaken

[Christy Lee]

identity, like if you would save somebody.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like if you came upon a car wreck and there was a fire, you would run up there and pull them out.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'd keep on driving. Driving. No, I don't want to get involved. Oh, like you guys would stop, Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I would stop.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah, man.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how close I'd get to the car, but I'd definitely stop and call.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you call. Hey, there's. There's a car fire.

[Christy Lee]

And I. I don't know.

[Jackie Cation]

You wouldn't roll down your window.

[Jackie Kation]

Hey, you need help? You all right?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I would. I don't think I would.

[Josh Arnold]

Blow on it. Blow it out. Blow on it.

[Chick McGee]

How'd that happen?

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you seen the trend where your own damn fault.

[Jackie Cation]

I know what you're going to say.

[Jeff Oskay]

Where people will wreck their cars and people will drive by and go, hey, you can't park there. And just infuriates.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Some lady pulled out a gun and chased the person. What? Oh, yeah, it was great.

[Christy Lee]

People are not very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

At what point, though, do they go, no swimming today.

[Jackie Cation]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Riptide is way, way too awful.

[Chick McGee]

You don't believe me? There's almost been three drownings this morning.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think you'll like this chick. There is a series of called Bondi Beach.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

And it's an Australian beach, and it's following all the lifeguards on the beach in one day. They saved like 82 people, man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's like, how's that still a beach?

[Jackie Cation]

Where's the red flag?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, you shouldn't be Allowed to go

[Chick McGee]

out and don't go into the water.

[Christy Lee]

People ignore red flags. I saw it over the week when I was on the beach at Folly that red flags were up. They still went out. That's when you go. Do the lifeguards even sit there for. Well, I guess they do. They have to, man. Crazy. A school district in a rural corner of upstate New York is pausing its plans to deploy a humanoid robot in the classroom after state education officials, teachers and local residents raised quite a few concerns earlier this year. The Salamanca. I don't know. City Central School district's board approved the nearly $60,000 purchase from Realbotics with the hope that the stationary robot nicknamed Sally would enhance the education of high school students studying robotics and technology fields. That makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

Salamanca is a bad guy on Breaking Bad or. Yeah, one of them, really.

[Christy Lee]

Parents and educators soon raised concerned about privacy. Some also noted that realbotic sister company produces Sexton. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that what people are upset about?

[Chick McGee]

Or they got. They got apparently money from somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're worried about their kids privacy. So. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, this started in New York in 2021. Did you know that they actually started to initiate these robots?

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Who was the governor that approved this? Rabato. Como was it?

[Jackie Cation]

Como.

[Pat Godwin]

They had a little jingle there.

[Jackie Cation]

She's hot.

[Chick McGee]

There's.

[Jackie Kation]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a.

[Christy Lee]

That's a sex doll.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

That's the robot they were trying to. In the classroom.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, the problem now becomes very clear. The teacher looks like a sex doll.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, she does.

[Chick McGee]

But look at the guy holding the. Is he holding the phone? Or the guy who looks like somebody who. Would Stephen Hawking keep several sex dolls on hand? Guy in the glasses.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. A nerd with money.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

That guy in the glasses looks like a bizarro Hugh Jackman, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Christy Lee]

Or an Austin Powers.

[Jackie Cation]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

He looks like if Jimothy were a human.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Or. Now that robot pilot remains on hold as the district works through enhanced student data privacy agreements. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Jackie Cation]

Why do those sex dolls always look like, so mad? Like, did you see her face?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. She's angry at something.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Do you know what she's about to have done to her? Of course she's upset.

[Josh Arnold]

They look intense.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah, it is intense. That would be the word.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't do your homework.

[Jackie Cation]

She looks Russian somehow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I see what you're saying.

[Christy Lee]

Technically, she's not a sex doll. She's the robot for the school look at the boobs. Yeah, that like. Oh, come on. Maybe that's the. Wanted to get the students to behave.

[Chick McGee]

Talk about. Switch the heads on five and seven.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Jackie Cation]

And mouth slightly agape. Yeah, like, this is baffling.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't have that in your classroom.

[Christy Lee]

No, I agree with them.

[Jackie Cation]

Looks. It needs to look like the lady from the magic school bus. That's the only kind of robot doll you can.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they should be.

[Pat Godwin]

This is doubtfire.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Like £30 over and like. Like Aunt B. Yeah. A caring countenance, you know?

[Christy Lee]

Did you ever have a teacher? I had a teacher in third grade. I won't mention her name. I'm not. She's no longer with us. But had the stockings that would roll down by the end of the day.

[Pat Godwin]

Mrs. Henwood. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She was a short, kind of stout little lady.

[Jackie Cation]

And.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh, that's what a teacher to me.

[Jackie Cation]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Would always imprint.

[Chick McGee]

I used to be able to remember all my teachers, but I don't think I could do it now. Like kindergarten and first grade. That's about the only. As far as I go.

[Christy Lee]

I remember a couple, too. Yeah. Hey. Ebay has agreed to pay almost $50 million to a Massachusetts college couple who said former employees of the company targeted them with threats and bizarre anonymous deliveries.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Christy Lee]

David and Ina Steiner said the harassment began with threatening messages on social media before escalating into anonymous deliveries of live cockroaches, spiders, a funeral wreath, and a bloody pig Halloween mask.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be scary.

[Christy Lee]

The employees also sent pornographic magazines with Mr. Snyder's name to a neighbor's home and plan to install a GPS device on the couple's car.

[Josh Arnold]

Any idea behind the motive?

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't say. A motive.

[Josh Arnold]

What the heck?

[Jeff Oskay]

I believe they were previous employees and they got into it with the owner. The CEO. And the CEO directed his employees to do this.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa, man.

[Jeff Oskay]

Because I believe the CEO has to pay, like, a million of that out of his own pocket.

[Christy Lee]

Former CEO Devin Wenig has to pay 2 point. Oh, he has to pay $2 million.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They're going to receive $48.7 million in compensation. 46.15 comes from eBay. 2 million from the former CEO. One of the former executives has to fork over half a mil, and then another one has to chime in. $50,000.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, man. You get what. People are nuts these days.

[Chick McGee]

They're what?

[Christy Lee]

They're nuts.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nuts.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't know I could send spiders to someone's house.

[Chick McGee]

Let's. What was it? A Pig mask.

[Christy Lee]

Live cockroaches. Well, the bloody pig mask is a Halloween.

[Jackie Cation]

Would you use those to feed rodents or pets like snakes and reptiles and stuff like that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's why they're available. Live crickets. I know.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And the lizard that I had to buy. Live. They had to be live crickets.

[Christy Lee]

Would your snake eat cockroaches as Josh.

[Jim Rome]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, if so, I. No, I can't imagine.

[Chick McGee]

Your snake had a very refined palate, didn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It was always mice. He only wanted mice. Or she. It was a. It was a girl.

[Christy Lee]

How often did you have to feed her a mouse?

[Josh Arnold]

A week? Once a week or once every two.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Depending.

[Chick McGee]

Did you watch it eat a mouse?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How'd you know? She.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes it would snatch it as it was falling into the terrarium.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And did it get to know, like, you did it at the same time

[Josh Arnold]

every week and Kai did, but I don't know if it knew that. It just sensed the. It could just. Yeah, I just knew.

[Christy Lee]

Did she growl when she was hungry?

[Josh Arnold]

Her stomach would.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or her. Some.

[Jackie Cation]

Who did you give her to?

[Josh Arnold]

My brother John.

[Jackie Cation]

How long did he have her?

[Josh Arnold]

He had her.

[Chick McGee]

There's some sort of problem with what happened to the snake. Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

He had her until his girlfriend moved in and then the snake. Snake, quote, unquote, died.

[Jackie Cation]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And I tease her a lot. I was like, so how did you get the antifreeze? How did you get the snake? And all she does is laugh. She's never denied doing anything.

[Jackie Cation]

That's wild.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think she did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well.

[Josh Arnold]

And I go, well, what'd you do with it? And John said, I just whipped her into the woods. What a lovely funeral.

[Jackie Kation]

Dust to dust.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you want to say a couple of words? Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet he was bombed, dude.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He liked that snake as much as I did.

[Christy Lee]

That's sad. Hey, Ozzy Osbourne's in the news. A haunted experience inspired by Ozzy is going to debut at Universal Parks this fall, joining a number of other haunted houses at the Halloween Horror Nights event. Ozzy Osbourne, Prince of darkness, promises to take fans on a trip, quote, through a decaying world ripped straight from Ozzy's lyric. The experience will be available at both Hollywood and Orlando locations. According to the Universal executive Mike Iaglo. Fans will discover meaningful details, including a few Easter eggs, as they navigate memorable dark and twisted moments inside his iconic musical career.

[Chick McGee]

It'll probably be a crazy train, I would guess.

[Josh Arnold]

I would think A werewolf.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

This year's Halloween Horror Nights also includes haunted houses inspired by Evil Dead, Hellraiser, Stranger Things and Sinners. Have you gone to this one, Josh at Universal?

[Josh Arnold]

I have gone to Horror Nights.

[Christy Lee]

Is it great?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a big damn deal. I forget why we were out there during Halloween.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a radio convention.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody wanted to go with me, so I just went. It was all awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was.

[Christy Lee]

My kids went one year, but not my thing. I'm not a haunted house person. You're a haunted house person.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not. I don't like people grabbing me for no reason.

[Jackie Cation]

They're not supposed to touch you.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be an extreme version.

[Chick McGee]

I made Chick jump. Isn't that funny? Yeah, that's hilarious, pal. Yeah, I peed my pants. Laugh it up.

[Christy Lee]

We have more news coming up, including HBO has something going on. We have a Tiger King update, believe it or not.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Tiger King at last.

[Christy Lee]

I know. And Duncan in the news today. I would like your coffee fix.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to get to look at the stats of how many people watch Lion King and how many people watch. You mean Tiger King, the tiger and the next season. Because I Bet it's like 100% to zero.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Terrible.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We'll be back. This is the Bob and Top Show.

[Jim Rome]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Already got a song out of Pat today.

[Jackie Cation]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the old pickleball song.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jackie Cation]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold and Church.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick is at the sports desk sponsored by NHTSA speeding catches up to you. Just be reasonable and responsible out there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff, Oscar. Hello.

[Jackie Kation]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I am Chick. And I think we're at the the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Tiger King. Do you remember Tiger King's real name?

[Chick McGee]

Tiger King.

[Jeff Oskay]

Joe Exotic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Joe Exotic.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Joe Maldonado is looking to sell his music catalog to pay for court fees.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Molinado posted on Facebook, I guess you can use Facebook in prison that he's parting with his last asset to pay his attorney bill. The full 18 song catalog. What would you pay for 18 songs from the Tiger King?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now I know Didn't Bowie sell his catalog? Or somebody did for 500 billion. Or was that Dylan? Neil Young, and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think he had quite a bit more material. But certainly 18 songs available for $50,000, huh? Individually priced songs ranging from 2,000 to 15,000. The 61 year old, of course, has been in prison since 2020 for them for a murder for hire attempt against his foe, Carol Baskin. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right, man, that was a. That was a. An interesting time. Was that during the pandemic?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Mr. Molinato noted the full catalog has brought in him $36,000 over the last five years. Paying something for something, huh?

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, he's selling them individually as well.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have a list. One of the songs for 3,000. You can get the Ballad of Harry Reid.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Senator Harry Reid, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, the guy, he has a mustache. I want to say as a mustache.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, if you have 15,000 to drop, you can get. Here, kitty, kitty.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

And there's one called 96 elephants.

[Jackie Cation]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

96 elephants on the wall.

[Jeff Oskay]

Everything else looks like crap.

[Christy Lee]

And those sounded great. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was. I was, you know, surprised, like most of us, by the. What the miniseries covered, but it was amazing to me how many people want to see a baby tiger or hold a. Yeah, I just don't understand that.

[Christy Lee]

I think the good thing that came out of that is it exposed a lot of these private owners, and a lot of those animals have now been relocated into places where they're safe and not exploited and. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah. In fact, that kind of leads to a story in the news today. Confiscated, illegal and smuggled animals are finding a new life in the Dominican Republic.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Apparently in the capital, crocodiles, flamingos, even tigers, which have been taken from people accused of illegally keeping them, are now in a protected, beautiful area where they're being looked after. Last year alone, Dominican authorities seized 188 animals, compared with just 30 in 2023 as part of a government crackdown on illegal ownership of certain species. That's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'm trying to find out what the cat.

[Jackie Cation]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Santo Domingo. Capital of Dominican Republic. Of course, you guys knew that

[Josh Arnold]

wasn't even worth mentioning. It's such common knowledge.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'm sorry if I insulted you.

[Josh Arnold]

Please.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Christy Lee]

Are you a fan of the crumble cookie? They've unveiled a new flavor.

[Chick McGee]

Overrated. Be still my heart.

[Jackie Cation]

Could not agree more.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I love the crumbs.

[Jackie Cation]

Crumble cookies.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care what they're doing or how much they cost.

[Josh Arnold]

I just don't like it. Because of the missing E. It's a grammar issue.

[Jackie Kation]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I want a Crumb L cookie.

[Chick McGee]

It is. It is.

[Christy Lee]

Crumb L. The new flavor. Flamin Lime Crunch.

[Chick McGee]

I'll see. Is it spicy?

[Christy Lee]

I don't like that. The lime sugar cookie rolled in a spicy cheese crisp mixture topped with tangy cream cheese frosting, coated in a spicy cheese crisp streusel, finished with spicy crunchy cheese crisps and a lime wedge.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot going on there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did we have a picture of this, Jason?

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Flamin Lime Crunch.

[Jeff Oskay]

So you suck the lime, you snort the Cheeto dust, and then you eat the cookie.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they really went out of their way not to say Cheeto, didn't they?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they did.

[Jackie Cation]

I bet it has some Tajin in it too, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There are clearly two Cheetos on it.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, Josh, go. It's rolled in a spicy cheddar.

[Christy Lee]

They're called spicy Crunchy Cheese Crisps, Josh. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, they're available at crumble locations through August 1st, so you better hurry.

[Chick McGee]

Although a couple days left, I think Crumble are the. They take the lead as far as people bringing them into. Bringing them in here to. To let everybody else eat them. After you've had like one or two, you can. If you order like four.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They're dense, aren't they?

[Chick McGee]

Give it up. You can't eat half a one.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, it's not a good sign. It only had three stars on the website.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Out of nearly 2,000 reviews.

[Chick McGee]

That's a lot of reviews on their own website. Yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

That's a very specific flavor.

[Jeff Oskay]

It is.

[Jackie Cation]

You gotta like it.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet. Yeah, right.

[Jackie Cation]

I try it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah. I like. Yeah. Spicy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

I'd go that way. Would you guys try it?

[Josh Arnold]

I would try it.

[Pat Godwin]

I would not.

[Christy Lee]

I would not.

[Jackie Cation]

No. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

No harm.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm trying it.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What's gonna happen? I don't like it. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I could get sick.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What if you get sick?

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of harm.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't get sick.

[Pat Godwin]

Could kill me.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

When was the last time you were sick? 2,000. I didn't feel very well a couple weeks ago.

[Christy Lee]

Dunkin bringing back its viral beverage buckets. This time they're not coming alone. Starting August 7th, if you want to mark your calendars, the 48 ounce beverage buckets will be available nationwide for $12, and that includes the cost of the beverage it's filled with. You don't just get an empty bucket.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

In addition, they're offering reward members the new dunk. They had to say that here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not joking.

[Chick McGee]

Your mileage may vary.

[Christy Lee]

The reward members will get a new Dunkin Iced Beverage bucket holder, A custom accessory designed to hold the beverage bucket while fitting securely into a standard car cup holder.

[Jackie Cation]

Oh, gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, There you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's funny.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like an ice cream cone.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah, kinda.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Massive. You're gonna want the beverage well. You're gonna want the handle. I don't need the handle. Well, how are you gonna care?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good upsell.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

That's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my goodness.

[Christy Lee]

You have to be a reward member to get that though. So you gotta join their website or their app or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Why haven't the auto manufacturers and the. The beverage people gotten together and made a. A universal hole for your console? It just doesn't, doesn't. I know, it's a little, I don't know, it's a little snug for my taste, you know? Yeah, they don't fit.

[Jackie Cation]

What size beverages are you getting?

[Chick McGee]

I'm getting the 76 out the slim Diet Pepsi bottle or the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The regular chubby Diet pepsi. Not the 2 liter but the other one. It doesn't fit in the hole. Oh, yeah. I try to jam it in there and it just doesn't.

[Jackie Cation]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Broken three cars.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe if you asked it nicely it would.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe it would cooperate.

[Josh Arnold]

My niece would relax in all earnestness the other day she goes, oh, Starbucks is going to release their fall menu soon.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Jackie Cation]

It is. Yeah. There are people that are excited.

[Josh Arnold]

She's one of 14 year old girl, so this is like right in her wheelhouse.

[Jackie Cation]

No, it's truly a holiday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah. You know who else loves it? Mike. Mark. When. Yeah, when we get the pumpkin spice.

[Josh Arnold]

I do too.

[Jackie Cation]

And what's the other Peppermint.

[Josh Arnold]

And I do agree it's soon. It's early mid August. But I. You guys know my theory that it coincides with sororities getting back together.

[Jackie Cation]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't think of that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the beginning of college.

[Chick McGee]

That's a real good take. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So why not just immediately get another month and a half out of.

[Jackie Cation]

So will you get your first autumn drink in October?

[Josh Arnold]

I do okay sober and I'm usually good for. I used to be like a couple of times a week on the pumpkin spice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And now it's maybe one a season.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I also like their apple Crisp. Crisp thing they had, that. That drink.

[Jackie Cation]

Oh, I'll have to try that.

[Josh Arnold]

So hopefully that comes back.

[Jackie Cation]

Pat, do you like the pumpkin spice?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

But you like coffee.

[Pat Godwin]

I love coffee. I do not like flavored coffee. Iced coffee. But I tell you what I do like how I like my coffee. I like my coffee like I like my women full of Irish whiskey. I like my coffee like I like my ladies in my lap, in the car.

[Josh Arnold]

Ooh, baby.

[Pat Godwin]

Kind of risky. I like coffee and women to be uncomplicated. Oh, room for cream, of course. Don't get me soy, almond or whole milk, baby. That's grounds for a divorce. I don't like coffee like certain women. Lukewarm and bit. That Cuban hot stuff was too much for my heart. I loved her a latte, but I had to quit her. I like my coffee and women to agree with me, not give me an ulcer with their acidity. I'm running out of metaphors and similes. I'll just say I like my coffee like I like my women with big tails.

[Tom Griswold]

Tips. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Big tips for all my beautiful baristas.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

That story, that song had a. Had a message.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right, coming up, we're going to talk about a Shetland pony that was on the loose. Boy, those are threatening. Let's see, we have a bride to be who apparently didn't want to get married because she set the church on fire.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. There are other ways to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Is it legal to own a Shetland pony at anybody's house? I guess. Or you have to be.

[Christy Lee]

I check you with your hoa.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, like, farm animals or something.

[Christy Lee]

I think I can have one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

I know I can't have one because we can't have chickens.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not a bad side hustle. Birthday parties.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. Trot the Shetland pony out. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I love a pony.

[Josh Arnold]

Five bucks. That would kill you.

[Chick McGee]

Want to pet a pony? 10 bucks.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We should all. I'll pitch in and buy Heart a pony.

[Jackie Cation]

Oh, God, no. We should at least pretend that we did and show up over there.

[Christy Lee]

I'm just thinking, with a little trailer driveway.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It'd be a stuffed pony, but, like,

[Jackie Cation]

we're renting a real one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

For those who don't know, Heart is Tom's daughter, who has asked for such a thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, the other day, I got an actual text from my daughter. Hey, I have a line on a free horse. Can I have it?

[Chick McGee]

Can I have it?

[Jeff Oskay]

And I go, how much is it a month? And she goes, I don't know. It can't be that much.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

To board.

[Chick McGee]

She's talking your language though. Hey, I got a line on a horse.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, on a free horse.

[Josh Arnold]

You think the horse has a sign around its neck that says free horse?

[Jackie Cation]

I hope so.

[Pat Godwin]

It would be at your house, sitting

[Christy Lee]

by the driveway on the next.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, she works at a stable already. And so.

[Chick McGee]

I hate you guys. I'm going to sell myself. Get away from me.

[Josh Arnold]

Who doesn't sell their horse?

[Jeff Oskay]

Apparently someone wants to get rid of this. Want to stop by at hey.

[Jackie Cation]

Or it's sick.

[Josh Arnold]

I no longer want a horse.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, it is missing an eye.

[Jackie Kation]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a one eyed horse for free.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Well, you know what they say, Luna. Is it happiest days of your life when you buy a horse? The second happiest day is when you sell it.

[Pat Godwin]

Does it have a name?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know. I didn't ask.

[Josh Arnold]

I clap.

[Jeff Oskay]

Apparently I just put give me more information.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. We'll be back with more stuff4 stalk. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio at the news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jackie Cation]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's the one, the only, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. There's Ace Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, man.

[Chick McGee]

This has been Chick McGee speaking. Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. How are you?

[Chick McGee]

What's going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

A bride to be has been arrested after allegedly setting fire to a church the day before she was set to be married.

[Chick McGee]

I got to think a way to get out of this wedding.

[Christy Lee]

It's not the way. 25 year old Wyoming woman started the blaze earlier inside a Utah church as family members were setting up for a wedding ceremony planned for the following day.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Six individuals were in the church when the fire was lit. Cost of building repair, about $108,000.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Authorities determined the fire appeared to have started underneath one of the chairs in the Relief Relief Society room.

[Jackie Cation]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

What is that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Investigators discovered items that were out of the ordinary, including what appeared to be a tampon with the applicator on the Floor.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a bad period if you're.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The suspect had stolen two lighters from an Ace hardware store the night before the fire. There's a lot going on here. Stole, doesn't say why she started the fire. If she ended up getting married. That's all the information I have. Have.

[Jackie Cation]

Well, you got out of the wedding, but you got into hell. Good job.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This sounds like a murder she wrote or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There was a tampon on the floor. Sheriff Tupper.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I imagine tampons go. Go up like that.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah, they're pretty flammable.

[Jeff Oskay]

They have a.

[Josh Arnold]

You like that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, sorry, I stepped on.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Why.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't they have like a. A tampon shaped candle? That's like a natural, right? Wouldn't it be.

[Christy Lee]

Would you love to have a tampon shaped candle? Well, as it burns, it turns.

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't have one.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you're so focused on could they do it? You're not thinking whether or not they should.

[Chick McGee]

I think Jeff Goldblum taught us that. I think we can all learn from that. You're right. You're right.

[Christy Lee]

This kind of relates, since we're talking about periods. A woman with adhd, some of them

[Chick McGee]

are like, who doesn't have it? Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Their symptoms can become significantly worse in the days leading up to and during their period.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, kid, no kidding.

[Christy Lee]

That happens to people that don't have ADHD. The 30 year old teaching assistant says she relies on dozens of smartphone alarms each day to stay organized.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever it takes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but as her menstrual cycle begins, her ability to focus often disappears.

[Al Jackson]

Are there.

[Chick McGee]

Are there still ladies that think that their period, their cycle doesn't affect them or.

[Josh Arnold]

Every month.

[Jackie Cation]

And my son, who is. Is living with a girl all the time now, out of the house. They have their own apartment. He's like, how do you guys forget. Like, how dumb do you have to be that you just act like lunatics for three days and don't know why?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

And I'm like, man, that's just.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Jackie Cation]

You just got to take it on the chin. That's just.

[Jeff Oskay]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

And he'll. He'll. He'll eventually.

[Jackie Cation]

Well, that's. That's a vent to mom. That's not a vent. You know, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but you know, it's.

[Pat Godwin]

It's important.

[Josh Arnold]

Possible. You ladies, when you. When it's your chemical.

[Jackie Cation]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Hormones, all that stuff, you. You can't be held responsible in. In my opinion.

[Jackie Cation]

And I dare you to point it out. I dare You.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh yeah, I'll point it out.

[Jackie Cation]

You do?

[Christy Lee]

Every time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, my lady is very bad. The day before, and I know that it's starting because only one day a month I. I want to break up with her.

[Jackie Cation]

Right, Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

And she starts the next day. Every time.

[Jackie Cation]

Does she send you the text that went, I got my period?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Because I'll be like. I'm like, are you close? And she's like, why? And I'm like, cuz you're crazy. And she'll be like, no, I'm not crazy. And next day she's like, I'm sorry I started. I'm like, thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

But every woman does seem to forget.

[Jackie Cation]

We do. Yeah, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good. I think.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah, that's probably like. Like a natural coping.

[Josh Arnold]

It's funny to joke about, but I think in re. It's good.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't need to be worried the whole month about the one.

[Jackie Cation]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Do you guys think that guys suffer from some sort of cycle once a month?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if it's. I don't know. What do you. I. I don't know that it's.

[Chick McGee]

I think I do.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it second once in mind.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. Try that again. What would you say once a month?

[Christy Lee]

Month? I think that you guys. We tease because we love.

[Jackie Cation]

Are also tied to the moon. I think it's stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

It's a full moon right now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, last night I was like 98%. I keep an eye on the moon, I'll tell you that. Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The scientific reason behind all of this is fluctuating estrogen levels. As estrogen drops before menstruation, many women report increased brain fog, forgetfulness, emotional swings, and reduced effectiveness of their ADHD medications and forgetfulness.

[Jackie Cation]

I have so many alarms in my phone all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Really good.

[Jackie Cation]

Yes, Constantly. Yeah. I sat one in the. I set one in the middle of the night that just says buy sweatshirts. I'm not sure. I'm still. I don't know what happened in the middle of the night, but yeah, there's an alarm for like 9:40 that says buy sweatshirts.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

How many alarms do you have to get up in the morning, Jeff?

[Jeff Oskay]

I haven't set it 440240-4406. But I. I'm up on the first one every time, but I set like 14 of them because I'm terrified of sleeping through my lungs.

[Christy Lee]

I just set one.

[Jackie Cation]

I don't set one at all.

[Chick McGee]

I set one and I never. It never goes off. And I'm 50.

[Josh Arnold]

I set one and I'm 50. 50. As to whether or not it wakes me up or if I wake up a few for it.

[Chick McGee]

I think Willie showed me his phone one time, and it was like 50 alarms to get up right around. Like you said, Jeff. 501.

[Jackie Cation]

It's that sleep that you sleep through an alarm. I'm curious.

[Pat Godwin]

My smoke alarm goes off at 2pm on a Tuesday. 2am 2am that's what it set for.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. 2am on a Tuesday.

[Christy Lee]

Tuesday wakes you up, doesn't it? Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

But you woke up to fresh bacon.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely delicious.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a good way to break up.

[Jim Rome]

Very quick.

[Pat Godwin]

Crispy.

[Chick McGee]

Extra crispy.

[Christy Lee]

Fire crews in Illinois rescued a man who got stranded for hours high up inside a Wilmington gas station sign.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

The unnamed man had been doing maintenance work on the sign when the lift he used to get up there malfunctioned. Thirst responders struggled to find equipment tall enough for the rest.

[Josh Arnold]

Where the thirst responders. You need a beverage?

[Chick McGee]

I'd like a glass of water.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they were the thirst responder.

[Chick McGee]

You don't want water?

[Christy Lee]

After locating a specialized lift at a job site in a nearby town, crews were finally able to reach the man. He was safely brought down to the ground five hours after getting stuck inside the sign.

[Chick McGee]

Five hours?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How does a malfunctioning lift get you stuck inside the sign?

[Jeff Oskay]

Like if the hydraulics go out, it just comes back down. Like if you're up on a. You know, you take the lift up and then the hydraulic.

[Josh Arnold]

So he was in the side. He stepped out of the lift, and then it went.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then the lift went down. Horrifying, I'm assuming.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Chick McGee]

What's he doing? Yeah, it's like he's squatting.

[Christy Lee]

Is he just sitting in there?

[Josh Arnold]

You nailed it, Jeffy.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sorry. I was just reading that. I. I believe that place has a Chester's fried Chicken.

[Pat Godwin]

Distracted by the chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Open 24 hours, I think.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He had to get in there, the lift goes back down on him. Oh, it's awful.

[Chick McGee]

So when the lift fails, you said it goes back down automatically or.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, well, if the hydraulics go out or just hydraulic line gets out or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not a comfortable position he's in either.

[Christy Lee]

Crouching and probably hot. Can you imagine? It would be in there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Miserable.

[Christy Lee]

So, so hot. And TSA officers discovered five Civil War era cannonballs stolen from Fort Morgan during a routine luggage Screening in Alabama.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, what do you want me to do with these cannonballs?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I hope he had a wheelie suitcase.

[Chick McGee]

Don't check them. Put him in your carry on.

[Christy Lee]

Officials feared the cannonballs were live explosives, prompting involvement from TSA explosive specialists.

[Chick McGee]

So when I was a kid and local police, I was fascinated by cannonballs because I got this little toy cannon when I was a kid, and it had plastic cannonballs. You st. You had a tamper. You put them in. In the barrel, and then make believe you're. And then I had a spring. So I saw cannons on television. And I thought. I didn't think the balls would explode. I just thought they Damage. Or catapulted.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And caused damage. I didn't enter my In. Didn't enter my head that it was. They were also capable of exploding.

[Christy Lee]

Do all of them explode or.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of them.

[Pat Godwin]

Some are inert.

[Jackie Cation]

Inert.

[Pat Godwin]

Some are inert.

[Christy Lee]

Nice word, dude.

[Chick McGee]

Inert balls.

[Pat Godwin]

Do the balls explode when they obviously hit the ground or in the air?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't know. I think if they.

[Jackie Cation]

Well, they're full of.

[Chick McGee]

For optimum destruction.

[Christy Lee]

Metal. Heavy metal balls.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I thought for like.

[Jackie Cation]

Or gunpowder.

[Jackie Kation]

There's something in there.

[Chick McGee]

There's something in there.

[Jackie Cation]

Okay. Gunpowder.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna go ahead and look it up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Just because I am curious. I. Yeah, I want to say it's both. There were some that were just. You would shoot into the hull of a ship and then eventually would sink, and then others that would explode.

[Chick McGee]

If you explode it before it hits the ground, it causes more damage, I think, than it. Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's true of the atomic bomb. Yeah, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

The stolen artifacts were confirmed inert and returned to Fort Morgan, a national historic landmark from the Civil War era. Though the cannonballs had been stolen, police said the passenger was unaware how they were taken. Wink, wink. They have been returned by nothing.

[Chick McGee]

For me.

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea how these ended up in my luggage.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, these. This article says they don't explode. None really. That it's. It was just a.

[Jackie Cation]

It's just forced.

[Josh Arnold]

The sense is actually kind of funny.

[Al Jackson]

Heavy.

[Josh Arnold]

It's killing power came simply from a fact that it was a ball of metal traveling at a very high speed.

[Jackie Cation]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And that black powder. Any gunpowder found on them was just. Just to propel them. It wasn't. All right, now.

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe my little brain. My little kid brain was right. It didn't explode. Well, wait.

[Christy Lee]

We're very smart.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so cannonballs did become explosive eventually. So there it is. Both. The answer's both. Huh. Which would you prefer, the exploding or the non.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, exploding.

[Jackie Cation]

Am I shooting it or am I receiving it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Which is going to hurt more?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's the movie the Patriot with Mel Gibson where a guy's standing there and a kid cannon fires and it just blows his leg off. The cannonball just hits him in the leg. It might even bounce first and then hit him and his leg just comes.

[Christy Lee]

No, thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

And they, it wasn't, it wasn't an effect. They hired a man to do that.

[Christy Lee]

Paid him a lot of money.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He got like six grand to lose his life.

[Chick McGee]

You might know him as one One legged Pete.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's the first call of one legged stuntman

[Chick McGee]

once get me one like Pete.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll say he said he wanted to do a second. Second take. But when you realize you'll just be,

[Chick McGee]

you'll be no legit.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if you change your name to Matt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What's coming up in the news, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

We have Shell and Pony in the news we still have to get to. And we have a very special guest coming up.

[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There he is. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Jackie Cation]

Eric.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay. I'm Chick. Yes, sir, Chick McGee. And our guest Jackie Cation is here. Hello, Jackie.

[Jackie Kation]

Woo.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice seeing you, Jackie.

[Jackie Kation]

Socially arrived. How's it going, folks?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know where I. I heard you, but you were talking about my sweet spot, which is odd. Television shows from New Zealand and England. The Brokenwood mysteries. I love, I love that show. It's from New Zealand, Josh.

[Jackie Kation]

It's a New Zealand Kiwis.

[Chick McGee]

Kiwis, yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

It's a New Zealand murder mystery show. Have you seen the Australian one? Deadlock? Like Loch Ness monster.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't seen Deadlock. I'm gonna write it down though.

[Jackie Kation]

Australian murder mystery. One murder through the entire season. Oh, and the murder's excellent, actually. The mystery is fantastic. But Deadlock itself. The first season is set in Tasmania.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Jackie Kation]

And it is the weirdest picture, if you will, a murder mystery show set in northern Florida. Florida.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Jackie Kation]

The craziest by people. Just by the, let's say the dumbest Whitey Magoos. And that's half the town. And then the other. So half the town are people who are just wandering around going, I'm gonna sue you. I gotta sue you. My dad's gonna beat up your dad. I gotta sue you. And then the other half of the team is every kind of lesbian you've ever met. It is the weirdest. Weird. I watched the first three episodes were my mouth down. So the first season is Tasmania. The second season is even. It's set in Darwin, which means it's all of that and crocodiles.

[Christy Lee]

There's the murder, a murderer, a crocodile, a lesbian crocodile.

[Jackie Kation]

Not giving it away.

[Jackie Cation]

Away.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

And these are. These are fiction.

[Jackie Kation]

Oh, yeah. This is a murder mystery show. And this is. Yeah, there's. There's good work being done with the storytelling and the rest of the world. But right now I'm. I'm trapped in a. In a world of Korean dramedies.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my girls are too. They love the Korean dramedies.

[Jackie Kation]

It's bon appetit, your majesty. It's a time travel. It's a time travel foodie thing where the. This, this Michelin star chef goes back in time and becomes the emperor's head cook in the middle ages in Korea.

[Josh Arnold]

This is my impression of every Korean dramedy. I lived in Korea for two years. So these would be 1952 Hachima. Oh, it's okay. It's a lot of Those are actual Korean words.

[Chick McGee]

They go up. They go up at the. The end. Yeah, yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

Are they going.

[Jackie Cation]

They're going up.

[Jackie Kation]

Well, it's. There's. That and there's. You know how all the. A lot of the new mystery shows. It's. It's. There's. You're familiar with the magical black person who can come in and fix all the things.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's sort of a trope that.

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah, it's a real nice trope. Here's new trope, you guys. The autistic kid. Autistic person who's gonna. It's. It's a monk like thing, but it's going more and more towards. Towards the bigger end of the spectrum. And so there's Patience, which is based on Astrid. And those are both ones, I think Norwegian or Danish. And then there's the British version. And there's an. There's a Korean one called Extraordinary Agent Wu. And she is. It's outstanding. It's fantastic. And then I watched that one. That was really good. Korean murder mystery lawyer thing. And then now I'm. Now it's a mystery called Phantom Lawyer, and it's about a Korean lawyer who is the lawyer for ghosts. Oh, it's very quantumly.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got to see.

[Chick McGee]

I've got to see. You've taken it to a whole new level.

[Josh Arnold]

Ghost Lawyer.

[Jackie Kation]

Ghost Lawyer is amazing. I'm sure they're gonna make an American version. It's on Netflix.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say, where are you finding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, those are like huge on Netflix, aren't they?

[Jackie Kation]

Right. Once you go, if you. If you start with K Pop Demon Hunter, you will find.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Your whole game opens up.

[Jackie Kation]

Brave new world. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, that. We got deep into the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

That killed five minutes. What else you guys got?

[Chick McGee]

Damn right.

[Jackie Kation]

You got four hours of radio. Let's do this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Please. Jackie. Phil. We needed you today.

[Al Jackson]

What are you saying?

[Christy Lee]

I've seen the lawyer one.

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah. What are you saying?

[Josh Arnold]

I forget what hajima means. Otoke means like how or why would you. Why would this happen? How would that happen?

[Chick McGee]

So instead of why, they go, why? That's interesting. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Police in California helped rescue a Shetland pony spotted running loose. The San Jose Police Department said the officers received a call about a pony loose in a neighborhood. Officials were eventually able to find the owner who said the Shetland felt he had escaped the night before. This is a big story, kids. That pony's now home.

[Jackie Kation]

Oh, good.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good.

[Jackie Kation]

Thank God.

[Christy Lee]

That's the whole story.

[Jackie Kation]

Thank God. The Pony lived. Yeah, it's. We have coyotes in our neighborhood.

[Josh Arnold]

We do, yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

We also have a lot of feral cats. I'm hoping that one thing is going to be solved. That's not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

50.

[Chick McGee]

50%.

[Jackie Kation]

Though I will say the coyotes are kind of intimidating. We also have a very, very aggressive skunk family which wins all interactions. I don't want. I don't want to have the conversation with a skunk.

[Chick McGee]

I just saw a report on like CBS overnight or whatever the hell it was. There's a family or a group, a bunch of coyotes moved into. It's only like a half finished office building and in downtown Los Angeles or something. And. Oh, it's just. And people are feeding them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, of course they are. We're.

[Jackie Kation]

We're a helpers.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jackie Kation]

We love animals in Los Angeles.

[Chick McGee]

I mean there are coyote babies and the coyotes have moved in and half really wild. Yeah. Half the neighborhood's upset. And the other half.

[Josh Arnold]

Cuz now there's this unfinished office building and the.

[Jackie Kation]

The workers pack of coyotes live in it.

[Chick McGee]

And you go, yeah. They take the cameras down there and the coyotes are laying out on the upper deck, actually. Yeah. It's unbelievable. And I guess at night they really get loud. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jim Rome]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

It's awful.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll get coyotes here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Right next to the station. And they do sound those. They make some wild noises.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah. It is kind of scary.

[Josh Arnold]

They're either mating or killing each other. Or both simultaneously.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They. They are well fed too. The ones around here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

Have you noticed?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I've noticed.

[Jeff Oskay]

We don't have feral cats.

[Christy Lee]

No, we don't.

[Josh Arnold]

And a couple DJs are missing.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what's happened?

[Christy Lee]

I haven't seen a lot of deer lately. A town in Canada can breathe a sigh of relief after a. They tackled the foul smell.

[Josh Arnold]

We have actual audio that from Jackie

[Christy Lee]

Co. After they tackled the foul smell of rotten fish that has wafted over their community for years. St. Mary's Newfoundland and Labrador. Not the dog.

[Al Jackson]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Has been plagued by the stench ever since. About 110 Tang tanks, each holding 3,000 gallons of fermented fish sauce.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Was left behind when the Atlantic Seafood Sauce Co. Was abandoned more than 20 years ago. Nobody knew what the sauce kept on fermenting.

[Jackie Cation]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

As the bacteria did. What bacteria do they break things down? And apparently caused a smell so bad that St. Mary's volunteer mayor Steve Ryan said it was almost too difficult to describe.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't volunteer for this. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

He said, quote, the worst rotted fish you've ever smelled in your life times 100, man. Over the next few months, workers will drain the vats of left behind fluid and mix it with peat moss, which will absorb the foul smelling liquid. Oh, that project will cost about $1.2 million. Imagine getting that job.

[Jackie Kation]

Hey, that's weird that it took 20 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

You out of work and are they

[Jackie Kation]

finding the company or did the. The company go bankrupt?

[Christy Lee]

That's all the information I have. Sorry, Jackie.

[Jackie Kation]

You've been given fun facts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, fair enough. Yeah. Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, that's cool that nature's taking care of it, though, the peat moss.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the peat.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

I wonder if. I wonder if it'll make good fertilizer.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

It might.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How do you feel about a gardener named Pete Moss?

[Christy Lee]

Very.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm all for it. Yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

I went to high school with a kid named Pete Moss.

[Chick McGee]

You did?

[Jackie Kation]

I did. His name was. It just occurred to me, his last name was Moss and his parents named him Pete.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he go by Peter or did he stick with Pete Moss?

[Jackie Kation]

I. I think he was Pete when we were kids, and I think he's Peter now.

[Christy Lee]

Peter Moss.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody's got to go hide it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, like you.

[Jackie Kation]

You. You would have to change it to my middle name. Oh, you know what? His name was Jim. I'm here all week, you guys. Yes.

[Al Jackson]

Don't forget.

[Chick McGee]

I can't tell you. That's entirely different.

[Jackie Kation]

He might have had a brother named Pete.

[Josh Arnold]

That was. That's the best story we've had.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry. His name was Jim.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? His name was Jim.

[Jackie Kation]

The timing on that worked well, you guys, I do stand up. A lot of people don't know this about me.

[Chick McGee]

This weekend at Helium in Indianapolis. Then August 21st at Hoyt Sherman Place in Des Moines.

[Jackie Kation]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And then the 22nd at England Englert Theater in Iowa City with both Hoyt Sherman and Englert with the amazing Maria Bamford.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Jackie Kation]

And then right after Christmas, I'm in Milwaukee. Don't you have Wisconsin Listers?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

I'm doing the Improv the day after Christmas, which would be the 26th.

[Pat Godwin]

If you're there, you're there with Jim Moss.

[Chick McGee]

Please promise me you'll retell that story on whatever. Whatever stage. Who's next?

[Josh Arnold]

Have you been traveling a lot?

[Jackie Kation]

That's all I do. That's all. It's. It's a. It's amazing. We. So my husband's a game designer, which is why we're here for Gen Con.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jackie Kation]

And I'm doing helium for everyone who is married, essentially, to a gamer. Because I like games too. I'm not made of stone, but I can't do it for 12, 15 hours a day. Like. But some people, if you want to take a break, go to helium and watch me do the standup anyway. But the. Yeah. So whenever we travel, there's always. We always do a game thing. Like, we go to a game store, we bring a game, we play a game. And we went to Berlin and we did an escape room in Berlin a couple of months ago. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the mind boggles right now.

[Jackie Cation]

Right.

[Jackie Kation]

You could be forgiven if you would be worried about what the storyline of that escape room is. It's not that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Jackie Kation]

It wasn't. It isn't great. But it was 1984. It was when it was sent. And if you don't remember, if. I mean, everyone in this room does.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

But in 1984, Germany was split in half. Like a divorced couple had split up a house, and then East Berlin was in East Germany, and it was split in half like bunk beds. And so, like, the theme of the escape room was to escape from an East Berlin. An East Berlin apartment building into a West Berlin toy store. And. Yes. So I'm not good at escape rooms.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Jackie Kation]

I'm not good at puzzles. I'm a team player. So whenever I do it. And some people don't even like, have you guys done escape room?

[Christy Lee]

I can't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't think I would like it.

[Christy Lee]

I would be real stressed. I would be. No, I couldn't.

[Jackie Kation]

You can always leave. You can't take your $35 back. But other than that, you can go.

[Jackie Cation]

Okay.

[Jackie Kation]

Cause people are always like, I don't want to be trapped. You're not. Nobody's trapped.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jackie Kation]

It turns out it's a strip ball. You're fine. You're allowed to leave. But b, I just wander around waiting for it to end, like, for someone to figure out the puzzles. And I'm like, hey, I found an Allen wrench. And so we had to unlock things and disconnect the voice and video. Supposed Voice and video recording. And then we moved to torch toilet. And then we crawled through a crawl space to get to the West Berlin toy store.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah. It was all. It was incredibly well done. Like, like the. The production of the. On this, on the set design was extraordinary. And the 26 year old who had designed it said, did it look real? Did it feel? Did it feel? And I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm a little twitchy over here. This is not good. This doesn't feel good for me. And, and then, and then we went to the Stasi museum after that. And the Stasi, of course, were the East German East Soviet secret police. And it wasn't much of a secret because there's obviously a building. It was their office building, not really

[Chick McGee]

a well kept secret.

[Jackie Kation]

And they turned it into a museum. And I'm not super hippy skippy, but I walked in, I was like, I don't like the vibes in this place. Some real nonsense went on here. I don't like it. So I lasted only about four minutes and then I went to the gift shop and got a tote. Well, here's what I learned at the Stassy Museum. Not every museum needs a gift shop.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

I have been to the killing Fields in Cambodia. No gift shop. Nobody wants a Khmer Rouge keychain.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen my keys? Yes, they're on the Khmer Rouge. Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

We'll have more from Jackie coming up. We have Al Jackson on the way in just a little bit. But first I need to tell you about the Hyundai getaway sales event going on right now. Yeah, you could get a deal on their most popular models, including the Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid. These are the SUVs you can take off road or just drive to the office. Maybe you're, maybe your commute is a little bumpy and you need a little bit more of an adventure ready suv. The Santa Fe's got you covered. Then of course, there's the Tucson or Tucson hybrid, which I love so much. And if you're into the sedan still, the Elantra is just sitting there waiting for you. It's stylish, it's beautiful and loaded with the latest in technology, all electric fans. Ioniq 5 or Ioniq 9 is Hyundai's leader in that field. So get down to your Hyundai dealer. Get away with the deal. You'll love. It's the Hyundai getaway sales event going on now. Visit Hyundai USA.com for more details.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Christy. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and TOM show.

[Jim Rome]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom SHOW this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel

[Chick McGee]

carefully. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy, chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Jess Hooker.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And there's Chick at the sports desk, sponsored by nhtsa, speeding catches up with you. Please be careful out there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Al Jackson]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

And I am Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you are today.

[Chick McGee]

And Pat Godwin's over there. Hey, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

How you doing, buddy?

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

We love you in there. You look so nice.

[Jackie Cation]

You look so handsome today, even before you were in there.

[Jackie Kation]

So.

[Pat Godwin]

Gosh.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That haircut, look what it did for you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Changed my life.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

The lighting is very romantic, isn't it?

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

It's coming at me this way, so you don't see how really old I am.

[Josh Arnold]

Silly.

[Chick McGee]

He's nuts. Right. Time now for today in History. That. That what we're supposed to do as soon as I find it on this day. Well, we talked about this earlier. On this. On this day in 1976.

[Josh Arnold]

That song has both pomp and circumstance.

[Jackie Kation]

What's it graduating from?

[Chick McGee]

Certainly does. I don't know. We just found it August, so we thought we'd use it. Bruce Jenner set a world record in the decathlon at the olympics in Montreal. 8618 points.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

He won the gold medal, though. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that what got him on the Wheaties box?

[Chick McGee]

I think.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I remember that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what happened to him after that.

[Christy Lee]

You don't?

[Jackie Kation]

It's a dead name.

[Christy Lee]

That guy.

[Chick McGee]

He was lost.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Do something.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of. Kind of lost track of Bruce. Let's see. On this day in 1619, the first representative assembly in colonial America convened at Jamestown in the Virginia colony.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

There was a lot backstabbing and behind

[Josh Arnold]

the scenes, a lot of intrigue, political intrigue.

[Chick McGee]

That's what they should do. A miniseries on Jamestown. Jamestown behind the. Maybe not. Let's see.

[Jackie Kation]

Did you ever read the Wordy Shipmates by Sarah Vall?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jackie Cation]

All right.

[Jackie Kation]

It's a Jamestown Non fiction. There you go. I'm over here with the information. Nobody wants Jim Moss, you guys.

[Chick McGee]

Jim Moss, Non fiction. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Go.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. In 1930, Uruguay won the first ever World Cup. Oh, did you know that?

[Josh Arnold]

What year?

[Chick McGee]

1930. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Soccer's been around a long time.

[Chick McGee]

I saw a couple days ago that. Well, when the World cup was going on, actually, that Clint Eastwood has been alive for every World Cup.

[Jackie Cation]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's so funny that somebody went, oh, hey, yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

Who was born in 1929? They said to themselves,

[Chick McGee]

we'll get to the bottom of this. In 1956, Dwight D. Eisenhower, then president, signed a measure making in God we trust the national motto. Ah. Replacing E pluribus unum.

[Christy Lee]

What does that mean?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I'll look it up.

[Chick McGee]

Out of. Out of many, one. I think.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it is something like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I never understood. I never. I never knew that.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that the new Rhea Seahorn born Floribus on Apple TV or something like that?

[Jackie Kation]

Right, right, right. Tv.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the last classic Volkswagen Beetle rolled off the line in 2003.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

I like. They. They still have the little flower pots on the dashboard.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that cute?

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

Nice.

[Jackie Cation]

So many girls in my class got those as graduation gifts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

A Volkswagen Beetle, the new one.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Yeah, you. You must.

[Christy Lee]

You must.

[Jackie Cation]

Well, that's where I live. I mean it was. It was 2000, so they were very popular.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you ever a hang a lay from your rear view mirror?

[Jackie Cation]

I was not. No, I was not. I didn't have the tassel. I was more of a fuzzy dice. No, like great. No, I was more of like a six pack in on the floorboard is what I was.

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah, that was.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom had pound puppies in the. In the back window.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

It feels super busy. Like it just. It cuts into my. I'm. I'm already distracted driving. Like me just having something shake back and forth in front of them.

[Jackie Cation]

It would make me crazy. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If an Uber pulls up and in the back window they have one of those nodding dogs and it's also the brake light. Do you get in or do you wait for another other one?

[Josh Arnold]

I wait. I wait. I only take Ubers that have a dancing hula girl on the dashboard.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love the dancing.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have that. You know I have that on my car.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have a dancing hula girl right outside right now. Dancing hula girl on this?

[Chick McGee]

You can get that at like O'Reilly Auto Parts. I bet you can get that Dancing hula.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it also serve as an air freshener?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, mine came from Hawaii from my girlfriend. She brought it back for me. Dashboard.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she went to Hawaii by your. By herself?

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can't afford to go. Did you ever have the guy who had the garter belt hanging from the rear view mirror?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Classic.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah. You knew.

[Chick McGee]

You really.

[Jackie Kation]

That guy was a real Breakfast Club fan.

[Jim Rome]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know who he reminded? It wasn't Pat's friend who tried to pick up a girl with what did he say?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it was actually a Volkswagen that he had too. In high school. He dated this girl, and he got her in the back seat and. And he said, pat, I don't know where I messed up. I asked her for a piece of chest. He thought he was being polite.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He thought he was asking essentially for consent to feel her up.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever heard that?

[Pat Godwin]

Can I have a piece of chest? And he goes, she got angry. I had to take her right home. What happened?

[Christy Lee]

I would have laughed so hard.

[Pat Godwin]

I said, you asked her for a piece of chess.

[Christy Lee]

I would have laughed so hard. Hard, actually. I would have felt sorry for him. I would go, honey, yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

You can't.

[Christy Lee]

This is not how you do this.

[Jackie Cation]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

A piece of chest.

[Jackie Cation]

I'm trying to think what guy said to us that it was, can I

[Chick McGee]

go up your shirt?

[Jackie Cation]

That's. That was the question. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If they would say, can I go up your shirt?

[Jackie Cation]

Can I go?

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

I remember vividly a guy saying, can I go up your shirt?

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah. And it wasn't a casual question. It was more like that. It was. I'm very excited, but I know that I'm supposed to ask,

[Josh Arnold]

madam, may I please?

[Pat Godwin]

Quite a lot of fumbling back then,

[Jackie Kation]

we haven't we having a good time? Can I. You happy?

[Josh Arnold]

Would it be okay if I honk your baby feeders?

[Jackie Kation]

At that point, we're all going home.

[Chick McGee]

Birthdays today. Oh. 1918. Emily Bronte.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

She right cheerful boy, her.

[Josh Arnold]

That. That house must have just been typewriters.

[Jackie Kation]

I know the mom.

[Josh Arnold]

Every room just clack, clack.

[Chick McGee]

I'm working on another. Yeah, well, who is it? Okay. Come on down to dinner. Yeah. 1863. Henry Ford. Ah. 1941, Paul Anko was born.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Wrote the Tonight show theme.

[Chick McGee]

He wrote everything.

[Jackie Kation]

He write everything?

[Chick McGee]

Pretty much, yeah. He did write My way.

[Pat Godwin]

Coca Cola.

[Jackie Kation]

Oh, like you like that guy was.

[Christy Lee]

He made a living.

[Josh Arnold]

He did that Navy song.

[Christy Lee]

In the Navy.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Anchors Away.

[Jackie Kation]

I'm leaving.

[Pat Godwin]

He wrote that.

[Jackie Kation]

I think we're done. I think we're done.

[Christy Lee]

Did he do you're having my baby?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. He did.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He didn't write that, though.

[Christy Lee]

He didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Jim Moss wrote that.

[Jackie Kation]

Just waiting for that.

[Chick McGee]

Jim Moss was a great.

[Christy Lee]

We've made Jim Moss a star today. Jackie.

[Jackie Kation]

That's it.

[Chick McGee]

1947. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Josh Arnold]

Your favorite movie of his.

[Chick McGee]

Schwarzenegger. Terminator. Ah, boy. I like the second one, but I think the first one, you like that

[Josh Arnold]

better than Junior and twins.

[Jackie Kation]

Kindergarten Cop.

[Chick McGee]

I think Kindergarten cops. You know what, though? True lies is pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

Hands down, it doesn't get much more entertaining.

[Chick McGee]

The first time I saw punches a dog through life, well, the dog was attacking him.

[Jackie Kation]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

That's true. The dog deserved it.

[Jackie Kation]

But who has. But who has the. I mean, I do like that. It made me laugh. Only because who has the sense of self that when on a Doberman pinscher is running at you, sort of plant yourself and then just go claw. And I believe that that was a trained dog. Everyone should calm down. No dogs were harmed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember when the machine gun falls down the stairs and takes out 60 people?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Bad guys.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I hadn't seen that.

[Josh Arnold]

It was in true life.

[Chick McGee]

I was. I must have been in the bathroom.

[Jackie Kation]

I've only seen it once, but. And the only scene I remember is the. Is the dog punching and the gaslighting when. When he doesn't tell Jamie Lee Curtis and he. And he sets her up and I'm like, oh, why? Why not ex husband? If ex husband shaped? Because. Because you don't get to. You don't get to set me up with that big of a lie. Well, I think that's still.

[Jackie Cation]

Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

For her safety.

[Christy Lee]

For her safety.

[Jackie Kation]

It's for your good. Your own good, honey. It turns out. Let me. Let me treat you like a child and then.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't worry, darling.

[Jackie Kation]

Don't worry. Yeah, don't worry your pretty little head.

[Chick McGee]

In the meantime, can I have a piece of chess?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Jamie Lee Curtis. Let's see. Just for Josh. 1960, Richard Linklater was born.

[Josh Arnold]

Hit and miss. In my. In my.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The good is great.

[Chick McGee]

61, Laurence Fishburne. 63, Lisa Kudrow.

[Josh Arnold]

I love her.

[Chick McGee]

68, Terry Crews.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's cool too.

[Chick McGee]

1970, Christopher Nolan.

[Josh Arnold]

No, nothing. Yeah, one day he'll get.

[Jackie Cation]

Did he make.

[Jackie Kation]

Did he make Odysseus speak like Batman?

[Al Jackson]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Like Bane. I wondered what would break first. Your mind or your body?

[Josh Arnold]

We must set sail.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. 1971, Tom Green. 74, Hillary Swank.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom Green has Dan Aykroyd on. He does his recent podcast and I have yet to listen.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my. That's gotta be great.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm pumped.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay, what's coming up in the news, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have Al Jackson.

[Josh Arnold]

Although they may just talk about Canada the whole time.

[Chick McGee]

I grew up in Thunder Bay. Well, I grew up. All right, we'll be back. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jackie Kation]

Is a claim.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jackie Kation]

She was as happy as Jim Moss.

[Josh Arnold]

She wasn't being rude.

[Jim Rome]

We just.

[Jackie Kation]

No, I heard the music. Get off stage. Get off stage.

[Christy Lee]

Jackie is a professional.

[Chick McGee]

Anywho, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. When did I become the quiet, soothing voice? There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chick.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. There's the one, the only, Jess Hooker.

[Jackie Cation]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosmo.

[Jeff Oskay]

Me.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Jeff.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'm a chick. Hello. Hello. Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Are you done, Jeff?

[Josh Arnold]

What's going on?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no, I'm great.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Are we joined by the one, the only Al Jackson?

[Chick McGee]

There he is. Hey, Al, how's it going?

[Jackie Cation]

Hold on.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not getting any of our apparently.

[Al Jackson]

Hi, Jake.

[Christy Lee]

Can you hear us?

[Jackie Cation]

We can hear.

[Jackie Kation]

Let's say something nice about him. Well, he can't hear us.

[Christy Lee]

He looks very handsome.

[Jackie Kation]

He does.

[Chick McGee]

Albert.

[Jackie Kation]

Oh, he's gone now. We got no video.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Not by.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we'll just wait.

[Josh Arnold]

This is embarrassing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You think we'd know how to do this by now if I.

[Josh Arnold]

If I produced the show, I would feel such shame, man, I would quit.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you try work for Sunshine? Why don't you call you another finger

[Jackie Cation]

here in a second.

[Pat Godwin]

Retire.

[Chick McGee]

Can hear now.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, that was scary. That was scary.

[Al Jackson]

All right, who's going to stop me? What's up? I see my girl Jackie's in the building.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Jackie Kation]

How's it going, Al? That's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm doing.

[Al Jackson]

I'm doing great. I haven't talked to you in forever. How are you?

[Jackie Kation]

I'm good. It turns out the aging process is real, but we're both above ground, so we win.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Al Jackson]

Absolutely. And you know what, Jackie? I don't know. I almost started a phrase with at this age. And I think you age when you say that, but honestly, I am so comfortable with myself and so happy with, like, what is going on. Like, when I see you, I don't say, oh, Jack, Jackie is getting old. I'm like, that's my friend. You just make people happy when they see your face. Do you realize, like, you have that effect?

[Jackie Kation]

I do not. But I am the retriever of humanity. So

[Al Jackson]

just so funny all the time. I remember you did. Me and my buddy for Shaw's podcast. And I. I found the archives and I listened to. You have a super interesting life story. I'm just, I'm. When I. And when I saw you on the show today, because I was going to hear. Hit the crew with this question, and I'm gonna ask you this question first, because I was thinking about this, y'.

[Jeff Oskay]

All.

[Al Jackson]

Like, I feel like there's some things that happen to you that just should have one word dedicated just to that feeling. Okay. You know, like, you can. So, like, they say, like, when you step on, like, a mana war on the beach in Japan, it's so painful. There's just one word word in that culture for that feeling. Like, I. I've.

[Pat Godwin]

The.

[Al Jackson]

The scenarios I have so far is when you've gotten somewhere and you realize you've left something important, just like your passport or something. Like that feeling of just, like, dread I've had, you know, and it's just like. But there just needs to be like. I also have a scenario. I don't know if I can say this, but, like, if you're at a nightclub and you're on any number of substances, which. Alcohol. Let's leave it at the. That. And you open your phone and you get, like, a bad news, and that feeling, like, all the euphoria melts away, and you realize the real world has come back in immediately.

[Jackie Kation]

Al Jackson is really funny, but what you should know is that he's also super deep and he's a great comic, but you want to know what the sad one word is? The one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Or just like, whatever. Like, no. Just any kind of scenario that is so unique to anything else that will happen in the life that. That just deserves its own word.

[Josh Arnold]

So buzz kill is the second scenario. But buzzkill's been. It's not just about a buzz anymore.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's now.

[Al Jackson]

It could be. It doesn't matter what if it's good or bad, but just. It's so unique. It just needs its own world. So think about it this week and then come back to me. It doesn't have to be bad. I just gave a horrible example.

[Jackie Cation]

I think you're right. Yeah. Okay.

[Jackie Kation]

My stepmother used to say, oh. When she was like, you know, if you were born in the rain, that's really sad. But if you're 30 and you're still standing in the rain, get out of the rain. Which she's just like, you gotta move on at some point, get some help.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah, I like that. Yeah. Yeah. She was full of a lot of Pepto.

[Al Jackson]

I think Rain is super underrated. I think a lot of people like it. I love a good rainstorm.

[Christy Lee]

I love rain.

[Al Jackson]

I love to nap in the rain. I like when it's on and, like, the game's on. It's like, well, can't go out outside. Gotta watch tv.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

I. I think I. I think I low key. Like rain over sun.

[Christy Lee]

And it smells so nice and clean.

[Jackie Kation]

It's cozy.

[Christy Lee]

It is cozy.

[Jackie Cation]

Grow.

[Christy Lee]

It's awesome.

[Jeff Oskay]

Al, you said low key. And I live with three teens, and if I hear anything low key anymore, I'm just gonna start smacking them like, every. They're like, low key. I like. I like tacos. It's like, there's nothing low key about that. We all like tacos. Tacos.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, there's nothing understated. Do you know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

You can just like tacos.

[Jeff Oskay]

Low key. I like to breathe.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

Now do you have.

[Al Jackson]

I don't know why high key did.

[Jim Rome]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

High key didn't really get as popular as low key.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

But I actually.

[Jackie Cation]

High key.

[Al Jackson]

High key. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've never even heard that.

[Chick McGee]

Low key.

[Jackie Kation]

High key.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, high key.

[Jackie Cation]

High key is high key. Like, I'm really looking forward to this weekend because. Because I'm really excited about it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Like, I'm not. Almost, like, I'm not afraid to admit it. Like, hey, I key, like, you know, I don't care what happens as long as the Browns in the Super Bowl. I don't care what happens this season. Like, you. It's just like, when you're just stating the obvious almost.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

But, yeah, low key, low key. But low key's been, like, around forever. Maybe high key just takes a while to get his footing. Yeah, I did. Jess, I've been thinking about. Scroll up.

[Jackie Cation]

Yes.

[Al Jackson]

The. The entire week. And you know my girlfriend who watches in the other room like a psycho, like that movie Sliver? She told me afterwards. She told me. She was like, oh, well, me and my friends, we'll do, you know, a thing where they say double click.

[Jackie Cation]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah. Sorry, my camera fell off the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I was.

[Jeff Oskay]

I saw the.

[Al Jackson]

The confused looks. It's just a man that can barely control his electronics. Yeah. And she says that they say double click. Okay. Like, you know, like, hey, if you got a question, just hold off. We're going to double click on in, like, 10 minutes and really get into it.

[Jackie Kation]

Oh.

[Al Jackson]

And I was like, oh, that. Yeah, it's kind of like get deeper into.

[Jackie Cation]

I guess I was thinking more like, put a pen in it. Like, we'll come back to it later.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah. And the fact that Josh hates it. I love it because Josh hates corporate speak.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Al Jackson]

So I know this is killing you. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You just know that it's. It's because it's corporate ease.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

And it's weird. It's. It's not bird's eye view view anymore. Is drone's eye view.

[Pat Godwin]

No way.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't heard drones eye view. Really?

[Jackie Kation]

And little kids aren't calling commercial. Little kids are calling commercials Skip ads.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can see that.

[Jackie Kation]

Skip ads.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

It's like, make the Skip ad on YouTube. Ad Go.

[Christy Lee]

Skip ad go.

[Chick McGee]

Dude.

[Josh Arnold]

Telling somebody, though, if their story's going on a little. Like if the setup is too long, telling, hey, skip ad.

[Jackie Kation]

That's not bad. I don't mind that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we could start that.

[Jackie Cation]

What's the one that my sister taught us that we've used? Where? It's. It's. It's an acronym. Too long.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I use it all the time.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

Tlbr. Yes. Which I didn't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't read.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah. Until she sent it to me and I was like, what the hell does this mean?

[Josh Arnold]

And I use it joking. Like, if anybody texts me, hey, how are things? I just write tlbr.

[Al Jackson]

So my dad is sick. Tldr. Yeah, it's. It's t. It's funny. I'm going to use the phrase naturally. TLDR is low.

[Jackie Kation]

Is low key.

[Al Jackson]

Something shade. Because that means somebody, like, wrote. Yeah. They wrote to you. And they were like, jackie, when you did the show today, you really hurt my feelings. You didn't bring my birthday up. And the fact that they're probably pouring their heart out, and you're like, I didn't even read this. It's really, like, a real deep shot.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so dismissive.

[Al Jackson]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

Is it okay to just not read it and not to tell them? Of course. Yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

I mean, tell me. You guys are not. I mean, if I get an email that's more than, like, two paragraphs, I will respond to each paragraph in a separate email. I'll read the first paragraph, I'll respond to it, and then I'll be like, wait, I think there was more to this. And then I'll read the second paragraph. I'm like, oh, yeah. In other news,

[Al Jackson]

what. What if we all like. Because obviously politics is all around us at all times. Why don't we nominate Jackie as the email czar and she just gets to make rules. Because I. Jackie, I feel like any email over four sentences. If the first two are aren't, here's your accommodations and you can use my dag. I'm not reading the third sentence. Like, it's just like, nobody is. So like, what, what is that for? It's almost like pop. Like that fake popcorn when you get a tv. Like, no one's going to ever see that. But just like.

[Jackie Kation]

And ChatGPT does not get it. The people that are using ChatGPT to write, you're just like, hey, there's no reason to gush for a page and a half when you're just going to ask if you could borrow my car. Yeah, how about about, hey, my car broke down. Can I borrow it while you're on a tone? Yes. How about those two sentences? And here are my keys.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate emails. It's just long letters. Or my R has been declined.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, Josh. I, I, I wait. Lit. I've been, I'm still wait listed on Raya. I've been with my girl for almost four years. They were like, yeah. And then one of my, I was talking to my A good friend the other day and he said that he, he's in LA and he knows a girl's a model and she's like, oh, when I send up for Ryan, it's like an hour and they let me. I'm like, hot. People do not understand how the world works.

[Jackie Kation]

Right?

[Al Jackson]

Fascinating. Almost.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Raya is the highfalutin dating side.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. That's where all the highfalutin dating time.

[Josh Arnold]

I've honestly never even gone like, can you just, I guess you can just go look at some sort of homepage.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there must be a homepage.

[Jackie Kation]

I find out about dating sites through comedy, obviously. Like, I found Ashley Madison is the cheating one, I think. And I found out because at least two different comics were cheated on and then did bits about them. And I was like, wait, that's real. Like there's like a cheating app, right?

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

That's crazy.

[Al Jackson]

And Jackie, if you want to find out about this cheating app, there's a documentary called Ashley Madison and it's on Netflix. It's on, I think Netflix. Yeah. And the crazy thing is they got doxxed as a, as a website and they were like, somebody's trying to put them out of business. And so they were like, we're gonna leak all the names. And they did. And you would think, well, that's the end of Ashley Madison. And it wasn't. No, people still got on it. Cause they did. That was how they found out about it. Was it leaking? And people were like, thank you. Using this.

[Jackie Kation]

I didn't know being a jerk was this easy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Al, did you have a word for us today? Because we're almost out of time already.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Let's do this.

[Al Jackson]

Why don't you guys tell me what an unk is?

[Christy Lee]

It's my uncle.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm Unk. I was told the other day, yeah, unk.

[Al Jackson]

Okay. Talk to the people.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it giving off uncle vibes?

[Jeff Oskay]

It's just you're. You're kind of old and. But I think old and hip, but I was told old and not hip.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so it's not as bad as Boomer, but it's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's kind of.

[Jackie Cation]

Than a boomer.

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

What do you think, Jess? Because I think the way Jeff explained it was right. It can be used as, like, a pejorative, like, okay, UN wants to listen to Jay Z, you know?

[Jackie Cation]

Or.

[Al Jackson]

Or it could just be like, you got a nice haircut, and you pull up in a nice ride, and everybody's

[Chick McGee]

like, all right, un.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jackie Cation]

It could be like, it goes both ways. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

Like, it's. It's. It's like you're bad.

[Jackie Kation]

It's.

[Jackie Cation]

It goes both ways.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love that.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Unk.

[Al Jackson]

Where every man listening or in this room right now is an unc.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Just to save you some time.

[Jackie Cation]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Is there a female version of that? Is it aunt?

[Jackie Kation]

Oh, that's a terrifying question.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think.

[Al Jackson]

I think in the black community, auntie is used almost always in a positive light.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, for sure.

[Al Jackson]

And it doesn't have to be your. Your real aunt, but just like, auntie came through looking good. It's like a way to say, like, they're not related to you, and they're, like, older, but they. You know, they got something going on and you like it. It's a nice thing to say.

[Jackie Kation]

An elder on it. Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

Yes.

[Al Jackson]

A little spec on that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. All right, well, thank you, Al.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Al.

[Christy Lee]

Love it.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, guys.

[Al Jackson]

I love you, Jackie. You still got the same number, same hood?

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Okay. I'll text you.

[Jackie Cation]

Let us.

[Jackie Kation]

Let us bond.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jim Rome]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks, Al. See you, buddy.

[Jackie Kation]

Bye.

[Josh Arnold]

Love y'. All.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

bobandtom nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org Average savings based on borrowers who save over $200. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we're having some fun today, aren't we?

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin in the auxiliary performance studio.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jackie Cation]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, buddy. I'm Chick. And we're in the middle of news but we're also talking to the one and the only Jackie Cation who's out there on the, on the road. A stand up comedian and also chatting. And a Jenkins Gen con enthusiast.

[Jackie Kation]

Gen con enthusiast. Big Dork forest fan. That's my podcast. Oh, yes, the dork Forest where I talk to people about what they're dorking out about. I forget what it was this week. It's every week is, I mean it could be anything.

[Chick McGee]

So yeah, you could dork out about anything.

[Jackie Kation]

You can dork out.

[Christy Lee]

Are you running out of dorking topics?

[Jackie Kation]

I am not. Because people like people come and do the same topic but it's from a different angle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Jackie Kation]

I've done at least three different episodes about wrestling and in every case I've had to say to the person who's talked to me about wrestling, well, it's been an hour. It's been great. You can keep talking about wrestling but it turns out I'm done listening. Cause the dark forest is what you can talk about whatever you want And I will listen happily to whatever it is, whether it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Jackie, have you ever had your dad on your podcast?

[Jackie Kation]

I have. I did not air it because it made me so full of rage.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what was he dorking out about?

[Jackie Kation]

Well, my father's a big sales guy, right? Like he's aluminum siding, windows, doors.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's a tin man.

[Jackie Kation]

He's a tin man from back from the day, right? And God, he was so mad about that movie when it came out. And then he saw it, he was like, no, that was pretty good. So he liked. And. But the. Yeah, he. Yeah, there was. He was supposed. I was like, your dorktum is sales. And he went on to explain that his dorktom is sales. And every single interaction in his life is a sale.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

Which means every time he talks to a person, person, whether that is his child, a lady, he's trying to sell him something. His. You know, whether he's at the VA, whether he's at a 7 11, whether he's. He's trying to get free shoes from the VA, it doesn't matter what it is. My father for 20, he's 89. For 20 years, he has taken advantage of all of the social services that are possible to take advantage of. Like when he was 40, he started telling people that he should get the senior to discount. And when he was 6, 70, he started working the opposite angle where he was like, I need to get carded because I look so good. There's always an angle, there's always a twist. So with the dork forest, which is on a hard drive somewhere. And one day when he dies, I might put air it. But it made me so mad because he was talking about who he was dating in the early 60s. And I was, I was like, I don't like the math on that, dad. You were still married to my mother. And he goes, it's not my fault, not my fault. And I was like, it's specifically your fault. You were the one. And he's like, well, you don't wanna hear about it. And I said, I don't. I don't wanna hear about it.

[Christy Lee]

How many times has he been married?

[Jackie Kation]

He's been married two and a half times. Three times. Because he married my mother when he was 18. 17 or 18 because of 1950s reasons, as you can imagine. Very romantic. She was 16, he was 17. They got pregnant, they got married. The only thing they were good at was having children. And then they got separated when I was like three or four because my mother there was so much hitting in my family before the age of seven. And then my mother died and took 98% of the hitting with her. And then there was a leadership vacuum in hitting. And two of my older brothers, they took over. They desperately wanted to. But my father, who had left when I was, like, 3 or 4 because he was like, I think I can just leave. I'm an adult, and I don't have to get hit by this lady. I gotta go. I got a car. And so when she passed away, he came back into our lives, and he remarried almost immediately because he had six children under the age of 17. Chop chop. And then remarry. And then. So he remarried. He married my step stepmother, who was amazing. She was all the things from the Sound of Music except a Nazi, right? There was singing, there were matching outfits. There was chores. There were charts and graphs. It was amazing. She was the only weird thing, like, she would. I would put Nancy Cashin up against anybody's mother for being driven mad by structure and by having six children. And, like, for example, we weren't allowed to use, like, the Yahtzee paper. We had to recreate the Yahtzee document because she was saving the actual Yahtzee paper for when, like, the queen was going to come over and play Yahy. Sure, it's insane. Anyway, but. So. But the. And then he had an affair on Nancy, and for nine years.

[Al Jackson]

Wow.

[Jackie Kation]

And when confronted with it, he said, not nine years in a row. And that is funny.

[Chick McGee]

Give me some credit.

[Jackie Kation]

Still a jerk. And so when they divorced, they still live together like lesbians.

[Jackie Cation]

Okay.

[Jackie Kation]

My. My. My parents, they. They lived upstairs, and my. Both of their mothers lived downstairs. Like the worst episode of the Golden Girls.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Jackie Kation]

For, like, three years. And. And then Nancy started dating one of his old friends.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that didn't go well, did it?

[Jackie Kation]

No, it was the best revenge ever. He's like, now I can't play cards with Bob. And I was like, oh, she got you where it hurts. Because my dad's a big gambler, right? He's not good at gambling. He's not bad at g. Gambling. We always lived indoors. I always wanted the bike.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so.

[Jackie Kation]

But he. Yeah, so, yeah. Anyway. But, yeah, so he married this woman that he had been having the affair with. When she started dating Bob, he was like, I get married by Monday. And I said, are you getting married at Nancy? What are you doing? And so he was divorced within three months because he married Evelyn. And then they got divorced within three

[Christy Lee]

months, back into Evelyn, move into the

[Jackie Kation]

house too no, no, no. My dad. My dad moved out. Nancy sold the house because the name. The house was in her name. And I was like, get him. And it was in her name because my father was constantly doing some sort of money laundering.

[Christy Lee]

Your dad's got it going on, doesn't he? He's a painter. I know. I've seen his wife.

[Jackie Kation]

Right. And here's the thing. My. My brother Russ, who is his primary care provider at this time and is doing an amazing job because. And he has to. Cause he's the only one who chose to live next to our father. And so all the rest of us, five of my brother's siblings, all live somewhere else. And we can't ask for help in our family. We're not good at it. We're good at helping you. And then we're good at saying, I can do it myself, and. Which isn't anything that we all need help. So it's hard to ask for help. And so my brother cracked me up the other day and I wanna know a bit about it, but there' no way. I don't know. So he can't ask for help, but all he could do is complain. And I thought he was going to get to the point where we weren't complaining about me not helping and then ask for help. So what he started with was complaining about our dad and how much he needs to be driven around because he took away his car two years ago because it was dangerous. He's 89. And then he started complaining about Nancy, our stepmother, who passed away and she wasn't perfect. And then he started complaining about our dead mother who died when we were children because she wasn't perfect and was human. And then I was like, and here we. And here we go. Here we go. He's gonna start complaining about his three brothers and two sisters, and we're gonna need to. He's gonna ask for help. And instead he goes, and what about the Sudan?

[Christy Lee]

The Sudan?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

And I was like, what just happened?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jackie Kation]

And he goes, well, everybody's, you know, everybody's sympathetic to Palestine and the Ukraine. Nobody talks about the Sudan. And I was like, you're correct. Do you need me to visit more often? He's like, yeah, yeah, I do. And I was like, and do you also need me to care about the Sudan? He was like, I do. I was like, fair enough. You're not wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jackie Kation]

So anyway, my dad's driving my brother Russ mad, but does he live in

[Christy Lee]

an assisted living place or.

[Jackie Kation]

He lives in what he calls an old people Apartment building. He's lived there for 20 years, the way my father described, since he was 69. And so.

[Jeff Oskay]

And.

[Jackie Kation]

And so he knows everybody and everything about this building. And he has, as my father describes it, any day of the week, you can get a free DVD player in this building. So there is turnover.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Okay. Just keep knocking on doors till nobody answers.

[Jackie Kation]

It's called cold calls.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

And in his building, actual cold. Good Lord. I apologize for that. Terrible.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I know we're all facing that someday.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Jackie Kation]

My dad thinks he's gonna die in August.

[Christy Lee]

He does.

[Jackie Kation]

Every year, he thinks he's gonna die in August.

[Jackie Cation]

Oh, he calls his shot.

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah. He's like. So as we get closer every year in August or every year, he worry, starts worrying about. He's like, we all die in August. So every year, September, the whole family is like, we always die in August. So Every. Every year, September 2nd, I get a call from him going, well, I guess I'm good. So every year, I visit him near the end of August. And then I always say, and I will see, and I will be back mid September just to make sure he has something to live for, you know, I was like, I need another 20 minutes from you for my next album.

[Tom Griswold]

And

[Jackie Kation]

he's a fan.

[Christy Lee]

Does he sell paintings? Does he actually sell his artwork?

[Jackie Kation]

I am.

[Christy Lee]

Does he go to art fair?

[Jackie Kation]

Does not. During lockdown. People. I was accepting commissions.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

Like, people were like, would your dad draw me a Batman? And I was like, my father knows nothing of Batman, but he loves a hundred dollars. If you give me a hundred dollars plus shipping, he will paint you a Batman. But you're getting the Batman you get. And he did probably 15. He's made probably three grand in. And I don't take any kind of a cut. I've got a stack of his paintings where he's like, did you sell any of these? I just sold one of them. It was a butterfly. Somebody wanted a butterfly.

[Josh Arnold]

And so are they pretty good?

[Jackie Kation]

Many of them are. Many of them are whimsical. Some of them are just nice animals or scenery. He sells aluminum siding for 100 years. So he's really good at how houses. As you can imagine, he can do structures real well.

[Christy Lee]

As long as they're not brick, they're all mine.

[Jackie Kation]

Oh, he. He'll sell. He'll sell you some.

[Christy Lee]

No, I meant the painting.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Jackie Kation]

Oh, right.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

It's all. It's acrylics. He does acrylics. So they're usually eight and a half by 11 and they're 100 bucks. And I've got. I got a dozen sitting on my. Anybody wants a painting? Jackie at Jackie K. Me.

[Chick McGee]

But you get what you get.

[Jackie Kation]

You do get. Well, the ones. Because the thing is, is you could. You could do a commission and he'll do it, or you could. Stack of ones that I've got. He's got some sheep. He's got some. He's got a. He's got a nice swan that he did. There's a fox. There's a lot of. There's a lot of cedary ones because he can do a farmhouse. Yeah, they're. They're. I like his chicken ones. They make me laugh. So I'll show you a picture later.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I can't wait to see it. Love that.

[Chick McGee]

What's coming up in the news, Chrissy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have an influencer making news.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Christy Lee]

It's a very long see.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they doing something positive or negative?

[Christy Lee]

It's a very long story, so it's way too long. But he took a bathtub up onto a mountain. That's all I'm going to tell you about that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, like in Mouse Hunt, does it slide all the way down the mountain and end up in the lake somewhere?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, but he's. He's taking a bath on top of a.

[Chick McGee]

A mountain in the bathtub.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. All right. Yeah, we'll tell you about that. We have Katsuo Ibushi. Do you know what that is?

[Jackie Kation]

Sounds Japanese.

[Christy Lee]

It is Japanese. Very good. Jackie, Is it food we'll talk about? Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right, we'll tell you what it is.

[Josh Arnold]

It's either food or tentacle porn if it's Japanese.

[Jackie Kation]

Could be both.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

More.

[Al Jackson]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

What do they call octopus? Oh, the rain.

[Christy Lee]

Calamari.

[Chick McGee]

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[Jim Rome]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB-TOM1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Very funny.

[Jackie Cation]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Jackie Cation]

Nope, nope.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin is on the road.

[Christy Lee]

Pat had to, had to leave.

[Chick McGee]

All right. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jackie Cation]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's the one, the only Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi there.

[Al Jackson]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm here.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Os, Chick. Hey, I'm Chick. And Christy. What do we have a guest? Oh, we have a guest. Yes. Jackie Kation.

[Jackie Cation]

Yes.

[Jackie Kation]

Still there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hanging out.

[Chick McGee]

Bringing it. That's right. Bring it all. Bringing the heat.

[Jackie Kation]

Go to jackiecation.com See this?

[Chick McGee]

See the things and the dork forest.

[Jackie Kation]

And the dork forest and the Jackie Laurie Show. You guys know Kil Martin, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. She was here recently, wasn't she?

[Josh Arnold]

Or she should have been, at least via Zoom. We talked.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She's a favorite Lori Kilmartin piece is she was going to marry Martin Sheen, right? Kill Martin Sheen, Lori. Kill Martin Sheen. Yeah. So never mind.

[Jackie Kation]

She has, yeah, she has some nostalgia jokes. She's, because we've been doing the pod. We have a podcast, I have a podcast with her as well called the Jackie and Laurie show where we celebrate and complain about stand up comedy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Jackie Kation]

And, and so she will occasionally tell me like some of the first jokes she ever wrote and Kill Martin Sheen was one of them.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Jackie Kation]

That was an early, an early bit.

[Christy Lee]

Your, your podcast with her was one of the first podcasts I ever listened to. You guys were on podcasting early, weren't you?

[Jackie Kation]

Well, 10 years. But the Dork Forest is 20.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that maybe it was dork forest. That's when I, that's the one I listen to.

[Jackie Kation]

Yeah.

[Jim Rome]

Yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

Is there anyone?

[Christy Lee]

Pardo's been doing his that long, right?

[Jackie Kation]

Three months more than me. Really don't think it doesn't come up

[Chick McGee]

yeah, that's. That's Jimmy. All right.

[Jackie Kation]

Jimmy Pardo. Never not funny. You guys get out there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Check it out.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. It's out there.

[Christy Lee]

Well, congratulations. That's great. Thank you.

[Jackie Kation]

It's good times. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot of content.

[Jackie Kation]

It's. Yeah, it's a thousand episodes. And then there's. What there are is there's like 850 that were pre recorded and then there's another 200 that are. It's essentially when it was reviewed, when it first came out, it was reviewed by NPR actually. And they said that it sounded like a radio show that had been held up to an AM radio. Like a record. Like it was. The audio was great, you guys, is what I'm saying.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jackie Kation]

But then some of the kids, some of the get. I only saved 17 episodes, so they're free on my band camp. Just so.

[Jackie Cation]

Really?

[Jackie Kation]

There's 800, there's 900 episodes because there's 200 that are lost to time. But they also sound terrible. So are they lost?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

No.

[Chick McGee]

So you're not missing anything?

[Jackie Kation]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Jackie Kation]

Seriously?

[Jackie Cation]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now you could bring those guests back and redo the shows and then.

[Jackie Kation]

True. And talk about. About new things. There's just. I mean one of my favorite ones recently was this guy from Britain wanted to talk about a video game series called Yakuza. And it was just about the. The Japanese bad guys that.

[Josh Arnold]

The mafia of Japanese.

[Jackie Kation]

The mafia of Japan. And what he loves about it was that because it's an open video game world, sort of like Grand Theft Auto, except for you could only kill bad guys. You can't. Like in Grand Theft Auto you could push normal people around and be a freaking nightmare. In Yakuza you can't do it. It's against the law. You could only. You can't be mean to anybody except for the bad guys, isn't it? Yes. Cuz you were also the bad guys. That's how bad guys are in Japan. They only affect other bad guys. A lot of people don't know this about Japanese people.

[Josh Arnold]

They have a moral code.

[Christy Lee]

Very polite society. Speaking of Japanese.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jackie Cation]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Let's talk about their food. Right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Please.

[Christy Lee]

Katsuobushi is a traditional Japanese food created by putting Skipjack tuna through a long and complex manufacturing process that includes fermentation and maturation.

[Chick McGee]

I've never heard of Skipjack tuna.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The end result chick is a piece of dried beef fish with a moisture content of around 8 piece 18%. That is rock hard and shines like a jewel wow.

[Jackie Kation]

So what do you do? Suck on it?

[Christy Lee]

That's. That's a really great question.

[Chick McGee]

Break a tooth on it.

[Christy Lee]

Would it be like a lollipop kind of situation? I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It's rock hard. It shines like a diamond. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how I like my fish.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Katsuo Obushi is what it's called. So interesting Welsh content creator who hauled a bathtub up a mountain and left it there has apologized for what he called, quote, unquote, an honest mistake.

[Chick McGee]

So he went up there to take a bath.

[Christy Lee]

Thomas Christopher posted a video of himself wearing flip flops. I don't know why that's important.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy's wacky.

[Christy Lee]

While carrying up the tub in a boy park. I cannot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, if it's Welsh, it's impossible.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a lot of Ls, very guttural.

[Christy Lee]

I wanted to say that I thought

[Chick McGee]

this was in Thailand, but bathtubs, those are no joke. They can weigh a couple pounds.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Jackie Kation]

Maybe it was collapsible. Maybe it was like a dog bowl.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, maybe it was a 25 year old. Then bathed in the tub at the summit as the sun set. There's a big long name or Breekin Beacons is what it's called. National Romantic. Following the backlash, Mr. Christopher said he had planned to take the tub back down immediately, but people had asked him to leave. Leave it. So that they could take pictures up there. Yeah, obviously it was mistake, he said. He was told the incident had been reported. And apparently he is now achieving, he says, the world record for the world's highest bath.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But.

[Jackie Kation]

Oh, no, you know what? That is some disposable time. That is a guy who's like, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna haul a bathtub up a hill.

[Chick McGee]

That's gonna take three weeks. I got time.

[Jackie Kation]

How did he filled the bath?

[Christy Lee]

That's another great question. It doesn't say how we filled it.

[Chick McGee]

Melted snow, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, maybe, maybe. I. I see. There's so much left out of this story from the BBC. I. A little confused, which is why it sat on my desk for the last week.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it about time for the BBC to rename their. Their network?

[Josh Arnold]

It's been hijacked, hasn't it?

[Christy Lee]

It's really been hijacked.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, there's no way that I hear BBC. See, now the first thing I think of is.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Really the network. Yeah, I think so.

[Christy Lee]

Do you know what he's talking about?

[Jackie Cation]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

Big, big black.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

Oh, what he's talking about.

[Jackie Kation]

Oh, it's a. It's one of those jokes. I do stand up comedy, you guys.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Jackie Kation]

Sometimes. But I've been married for a long time, so my sex jokes are a lot of. Andy and I are. We. We got a new sex thing. We're playing a game that I can call ophthalmology. And essentially it's just one of us does something because we're so tired we're aging that one of us does something to the other person and then says, is it better now?

[Chick McGee]

Okay,

[Jackie Kation]

those are my sex jokes. You guys come on out to the helium.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of couples could learn from that. And you could learn from Jackie. She's our guest comedian. Appearances. And Jackie Cation. No. Yeah. She's unbelievable. On the bottom of Top show brought to you by Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken. Lee's is famous for a reason. And I believe Christy and Josh just had some le.

[Christy Lee]

We sure did.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

And we had the chicken pot pie. We had the 1966 takeout pack.

[Josh Arnold]

We really had everything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the 66 takeout.

[Christy Lee]

1966 takeout pack. 10 pieces of chicken in there. Chicky.

[Josh Arnold]

For 1966.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right. $19.66 in honor of their 60th anniversary.

[Jackie Cation]

That's a deal.

[Christy Lee]

They also had the spicy wings.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, everything was great.

[Christy Lee]

It was so good.

[Chick McGee]

The drummies and the flats.

[Christy Lee]

They had drummies and flats. They had lots of great sides. Baked beans.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll be able to see video of it.

[Christy Lee]

Mashed potatoes, chicken pot pie. Did I mention we get to watch you guys eat? Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jackie Cation]

That's hot.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, It's a little back.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that? You didn't bring anything back.

[Christy Lee]

I took some biscuits.

[Jackie Cation]

Austin brought some stuff back. It's that.

[Chick McGee]

Austin, Chrissy had some biscuits in your purse.

[Christy Lee]

Is that. I did. I put a couple biscuits in my purse. I'm not gonna lie.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Okay. Thanks, everybody. Thank you, Jackie, for stopping by.

[Jackie Kation]

Thanks for having me.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you're done, aren't you? Look at her. Look at her.

[Jackie Kation]

Just. Just scrolling. I was looking for a weird news story that I might hand off to Christy. Christy loves a weird news.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I do. And I appreciate your help, Jackie, very much.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be back here tomorrow in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

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[Jackie Cation]

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