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Christy Lee
It's the Bob and Tom show. It's the most outrageous video since the last most outrageous video. And this one's even more outrageous because these are real girls. And hey, they're just not real girls going wee nuh. You see, these are real girls on video doing real things. That's right. Lots of real girls on video doing real things. Like real girls playing miniature golf.
Willie Griswold
Like, come on, Josh, just put it.
Pat Godwin
In the hole already.
Christy Lee
Oh, in the hole. We've got real girls out the bowling alley.
Tom Griswold
Oh, all these balls are so heavy.
Christy Lee
Oh yeah. Real Girls on video Doing Real Things features real girls calling the insurance company.
Pat Godwin
Um, hello. I just got rear ended pretty hard by another woman.
Christy Lee
How's that gonna work? Get the video and see for yourself, buddy. Hey, how about real girls accepting deliveries at the local convenience store?
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Willie Griswold
Hey, that looks like a pretty big load.
Pat Godwin
Better take it around to the back door.
Christy Lee
Ooh la la. Hey, Real Girls on video Doing Real Things features a gaggle of real girls ordering dinner at Seafood Restaura.
Tom Griswold
Mmm, I definitely want the snapper tonight.
Christy Lee
Oh, and if that ain't fishy enough for ya.
Pat Godwin
Mm, I'm feeling a little open minded tonight. I think I'd like my tuna blackened.
Christy Lee
Yo, bro, these are real girls on video doing real things just the way.
Chick McGee
I love em at the doctor.
Willie Griswold
Geez, when he swapped my uvula, I.
Pat Godwin
Thought I was gonna choke at the hardware store.
Tom Griswold
Well, the guy said I needed a.
Pat Godwin
Bigger ballcock in my tank at the deli. Hey, I don't care what the other wives say. If my guy wants it, then head cheese it is.
Chick McGee
Oh, now that's what I'm talking about.
Christy Lee
Am I right guys? Real girls on video doing real things. Arter now. Hey. Ah, the music that always makes me sleepy. It's the mom and Tom show. Oh, Merry Christmas. Who came up with that? Christmas in July. That's genius.
Pat Godwin
I don't know, but I like spending money.
Christy Lee
Hey, it's Christmas in July.
Chick McGee
Divorced parents.
Tom Griswold
I'm opposed to it.
Christy Lee
You're against it. I know. Hi, Christy Lee.
Pat Godwin
Hi, Chickney.
Christy Lee
She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.
Chick McGee
Hey, Chick.
Christy Lee
There's Willie Griswold.
Jeff Oskay
Hey, buddy.
Christy Lee
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee and. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Testing. Hello.
Christy Lee
Okay, there you go.
Tom Griswold
I'm ready.
Christy Lee
Attaboy. Let me listen.
Tom Griswold
Okay, you got it.
Christy Lee
Okay. No Ray Bryant Trio.
Tom Griswold
Okay. No, no, we're good. I was enjoying some Ray Bryant earlier. I don't know why you don't like music.
Christy Lee
I do. I. I do like music. What Ray Bryant has arrived at is not.
Tom Griswold
Oh, the man's a genius. Okay, I listened a little bit of light jazz early in the morning. No more jazz here. Right now. Ready to go. We have a lot going on. A lot of things.
Christy Lee
Isn't jazz a synonym for crap? Cut out that jazz. Stop all this jazz now. Yeah, I think so.
Tom Griswold
No, no, I mean all that jazz. It's a good thing.
Christy Lee
It's showtime.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
You know, fancy.
Tom Griswold
No, we have a lot of mail to get to today. Some interesting things going on in the world of news. Any breaking sports stories?
Christy Lee
Well, you remember what I said. If sports breaks, I'll fix it. Hey, the Knicks have hired a good man. Mike Brown. Wonderful guy. I don't know why he got fired. NBA coach of the Year named. He won that record, that honor, as my mother would say twice. He is now the head coach of the New York Knicks after they fired Tom.
Tom Griswold
Tom Thibodeau, who merely took them back up to the top for the first time in 20 some years.
Christy Lee
Yeah, that's right. Let's not get caught up in the minutiae of his success. The important thing is he was fired.
Tom Griswold
But they all get still get paid. This is what I love about sports.
Christy Lee
Speaking of getting paid, one of my favorite new NBA names, Paolo Bancaro.
Jeff Oskay
Man, I love him. He's so fun.
Christy Lee
Paolo Bancaro. Tonight he'll be making a deposit o at the Bankro. Let's see. Five year extension worth $239 million, man. Could reach 287 should he become eligible for the supermax deal, which he will. It sounds like a superhero angle there in the NBA super max. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
This Fortress of Solitude.
Christy Lee
And it was announced. Sorry, Willie. Announced yesterday. That made it official. We all kind of knew it. Tyrese Halliburton will not play next season for the Indiana Pacers.
Jeff Oskay
I got texts like a friend passed away.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I bet you did.
Jeff Oskay
Hey, sorry, buddy. I'm really sorry about this for next season.
Tom Griswold
That injury is brutal.
Christy Lee
Oh, that's the same.
Tom Griswold
Same one that what Aaron Rodgers had.
Christy Lee
Yeah. I.
Jeff Oskay
Who's Achilles Dame had one this season.
Christy Lee
Three NBA players for their Achilles. All three number zero?
Pat Godwin
Yep.
Jeff Oskay
All number zero. All in the Eastern Conference during the Eastern Conference playoffs.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Sucks.
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Christy Lee
You know, the Lakers are at the bottom of this somehow. What? I like that.
Jeff Oskay
I could use someone to blame. I want to get mad at somebody. I'll take that. I can put on my frustration on LeBron and Jenny. But Jeanie Buss. I like that.
Christy Lee
I don't care for Jeanie Buss. I don't care for her ways.
Pat Godwin
Really.
Tom Griswold
Did you. Did you watch that Kate Hudson show?
Christy Lee
Not participate.
Pat Godwin
Enjoyed it.
Christy Lee
Nope. I didn't watch Showtime. I'm not watching Showtime with what's his Face. Sure. I'm not watching. And who did you guys. What's her name? Jeannie. What?
Tom Griswold
Boss Bus.
Christy Lee
Thank you.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much.
Jeff Oskay
The only valid complaint against her is that she only has her job because of who her dad is. So I'm gonna keep my mouth shut, man. I'm not saying anything.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
She worked hard and they're out though, right?
Christy Lee
And she's gorgeous. Own the Dodgers. Owns it. Yeah. She's going to be the. That was one of the stipulations. Be general manager or something.
Pat Godwin
She married to a comedian.
Chick McGee
Jay Moore.
Pat Godwin
Jay Moore.
Christy Lee
Nope. It's Jay Moore. Thank you. You're welcome.
Tom Griswold
I loved his show.
Jeff Oskay
That's a nice piece of business, man.
Tom Griswold
You're the one I hate that prick Gary Unmarried. I love that.
Christy Lee
Sooner he gets hit by a car in la, the better.
Tom Griswold
What did he do to you?
Christy Lee
And by the way, coming up in sports, ladies and gentlemen, the term giant Viking turd.
Pat Godwin
Oh, gosh.
Tom Griswold
It is a legitimate news story.
Christy Lee
It's wonderful. I've never been on Tom's side more than this morning.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I agree.
Tom Griswold
It is. I'm not kidding. It's. It's actually in the news.
Christy Lee
Giant Viking Turt.
Pat Godwin
Now that you brought this up.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Which one of you a holes ruins the bathroom yesterday?
Christy Lee
Which one? Which bathroom?
Pat Godwin
The one that was. Used to be the ladies room.
Christy Lee
I never go in there.
Chick McGee
Never go.
Christy Lee
It makes me feel too much about a girl.
Pat Godwin
I can't in there. Right. I was going to go right before I left to go to your home. It was disgusting.
Tom Griswold
Don't blame me. I told you, I. I.
Christy Lee
Mean.
Tom Griswold
Oh, Oscar.
Christy Lee
And the great thing about Oscar is he streaks up the pole like no other. It's.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
And he leaves it. Which.
Tom Griswold
All right.
Chick McGee
Enough courtesy flush, Jeff.
Christy Lee
He says, enough.
Tom Griswold
All right. And I was going to say I had to evacuate. As you know, on an aircraft, I.
Christy Lee
Am still in the presence of greatness. You said you did a major transaction.
Tom Griswold
Twice on an aircraft, after trying to time it so I wouldn't have to. But you're on the plane for eight hours.
Christy Lee
Great.
Tom Griswold
I was coming back from England. And. And of course, the minute I got in there, the. The. Here's the thing. You're sitting down, and you're about to do what you're about to do, and then the. You can hear the seat belt thing go on, and the turbulence hits. You're thinking, oh, great.
Christy Lee
Ding, ding.
Tom Griswold
Remember that video a couple months ago where the plane, all those people hit the ceiling and.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Can you imagine if you were in there at that time, everything flying? That'd be like being in a portlet getting hit by a truck.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
In any event, we'll move forward here, but we do have Viking turds in the news.
Pat Godwin
Great.
Tom Griswold
Of all. Of all random things. A lot of letters about my unpleasant.
Christy Lee
Encounter, let me tell you.
Tom Griswold
Philadelphia airport.
Christy Lee
Your encounter with the lady at TSA in Philadelphia has caught the imagination of the United States of America, if not the world.
Pat Godwin
My husband brought it up at dinner last.
Christy Lee
People are 100% in your favor 90% of the time.
Tom Griswold
Everyone's fine at TSA. I'm just. My larger point is, post the rules, for God's sake. They're different everywhere.
Pat Godwin
They need to be the same. Right.
Tom Griswold
Or just have a sign going, no shoes, yes shoes. This sums up no belt, yes belt.
Christy Lee
Everyone's opinion of you. Yesterday, Mike from Sioux Falls, South Dakota, listening to Tom rant on about his issues with tsa. Hilarious. Yesterday. Well done, Tom. This only makes it more obvious why I don't fly commercial. Oh, my family owns our own plane.
Tom Griswold
Nice.
Pat Godwin
Good for him.
Christy Lee
Suck at tsa, Mike. There you go.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Christy Lee
Very good. That's my new best friend.
Tom Griswold
Again. Most TSA people. Great. Just. I had the one that had a little bit too much power.
Christy Lee
Did she have any distinguishing characteristics you'd like to mention?
Chick McGee
Yeah, it was.
Christy Lee
Well, how would you describe.
Jeff Oskay
I was kind of happy that we got away from that part of it, guys. I was happy that now we're talking about a reasonable man.
Tom Griswold
Well, I know that we have a suggestion here from Anthony Tony. He said Tom mentioned needing a more in depth nickname for the rude TSA officer in Philadelphia. May I suggest Master Chief? Master Chief of Meal Team six. She was a big gal.
Christy Lee
That's nice.
Tom Griswold
Lola Lard. Ass was another superintendent. But I'm sorry. We'll move on to our letters coming up.
Christy Lee
Letters.
Tom Griswold
Christy, anything in the news of a note this morning?
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah, we got a lot of great stuff in the news today. We have our talk top nicknames given to American cars, which is always one of my favorite things. You guys don't name your car.
Tom Griswold
I think you're the only one that has a car with a nickname.
Pat Godwin
Really? Nobody else does. You don't have a little nickname for.
Christy Lee
Your little TT baby? Car baby.
Pat Godwin
There you go.
Chick McGee
I call mine Repo.
Christy Lee
Thank God it wasn't repoed, by the way.
Tom Griswold
Just to clarify, when you said for his little tt.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Audi tt. Right.
Tom Griswold
Audi TT is the name of your. The automobile. Okay.
Christy Lee
Trans touring or something. I don't know what it stands for.
Tom Griswold
Okay. But with tt, you could, you know, go with some kind of a boob theme.
Christy Lee
Well, actually, I'm on a. I'm a club.
Tom Griswold
Call it the Twister.
Christy Lee
No, it's the Itty Bitty TT Committee. I'm a member of.
Pat Godwin
He has a nickname.
Christy Lee
You're welcome.
Tom Griswold
Very good. Well, we'll get to all these things are coming up right now. The Bob and Tom show is sponsored by Better Help. BetterHelp is all about accessing therapy in a 21st century manner. The therapy actually is done online, which is a really good idea. And it's really, really catching on. More than 30,000 therapists are working the program, if you will. Five million people have been served globally and it's easy to set up. You go to betterhelp.com btshow maybe in thinking about therapy, maybe you're, I don't know, different stresses can be getting to you, perhaps stressed out at work, all the phone calls, the emails, the meetings, the financial stresses, whatever it may be getting, the time to reset can really help you up, really help you out, I should say. And once again, the way to do it online is a lot more convenient. Of course, the way to go is to go to betterhelp.com BT show unwind from work with better help. And by the way, you get 10% off Bob and Tom show listeners if you use the very specific headline betterhelp.com BT show that's better help. H E L p.com BTShow therapy can help you navigate whatever challenges you have in your workday or any other aspect of your life. And again, the therapy done online, like a zoom call with a camera going or perhaps just like a phone call or even texting back and forth. It's all up to you and it's very convenient because you can do it wherever you are when you want to do it. Details once again. BetterHelp.com BT show also coming up today we have an insect that has a very unusual skill you probably haven't heard about. Marijuana News today from Boulder, Colorado.
Jeff Oskay
What's going on, Boulder? I was on my phone.
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Jeff Oskay
I technically you can't call it an alma mater. I was there for four years, did not graduate. So just say you went there for.
Christy Lee
A little while just like me in.
Tom Griswold
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Pat Godwin
The potency, right?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. The potency level of your pot. Maybe not as accurate as you think.
Christy Lee
What's that joke? If I'm going to be impotent, I'm act impotent.
Tom Griswold
That's a good one. Those are all good. Plus if you're, if you're a left hander, we got some very interesting left handed news on the way. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
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Christy Lee
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Tom Griswold
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Christy Lee
Get in the zone.
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Christy Lee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Willie Griswold, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. All your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need. Jiffy quick, fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Technical question. Walking the dogs last night.
Christy Lee
I'm walking the dog.
Tom Griswold
Go on a different route. If someone has their Christmas wreath up on their door, I mean, well, let's face it, it's, it's almost the All Star break. What the hell should you say?
Christy Lee
Something must be.
Chick McGee
I don't think I've ever seen that.
Christy Lee
Well, you know, it might be, there.
Pat Godwin
Might be a reason for that.
Christy Lee
There might be someone away and they're waiting for them to come home so they leave the wreath on.
Jeff Oskay
Could it be as simple as a Christmas in July thing or has it been up all year long?
Chick McGee
That could be it.
Tom Griswold
Judging by the lawn maintenance, I'm guessing.
Pat Godwin
It'S just dead inside. Maybe you should have knocked on the door.
Christy Lee
Did you notice an odor as you walked by?
Jeff Oskay
A lot of flies 20 years ago, I vividly remember you having a take that often went on, oh, these HOA losers. Who cares what's going on?
Tom Griswold
Wait a minute.
Christy Lee
He was right about that, though.
Jeff Oskay
But you know what? Well, never mind. Let's just move on.
Christy Lee
Next question.
Jeff Oskay
Willie was going to get out. I was going to get fake mad. But I guess now we're just moving on.
Christy Lee
We can fake mad about hoa.
Pat Godwin
Do you have an hoa?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but a very fairly loose.
Christy Lee
Please tell me you're going to run to be president.
Tom Griswold
Oh, no, no, no.
Chick McGee
That'd be great.
Christy Lee
Think how wonderful you'd be at that.
Tom Griswold
No, no, no, no. I would never wanted.
Christy Lee
You could get like a. A uniform. You could make everybody wear pseudo military.
Pat Godwin
When you're walking the dogs. You can, you know, judge everyone as you're walking by and walks the dogs.
Christy Lee
At 8am you must catch the dog.
Tom Griswold
Turds before they hit the lawn.
Chick McGee
Wreaths down by January.
Christy Lee
I saw a documentary about Japan. That's exactly the way they curb their dogs.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, they have a stick that they have a little basket on.
Christy Lee
The proper etiquette. They don't let the. The poo hit the ground. They go right into the bag. What? Yep.
Jeff Oskay
They got some ideas over there, man.
Christy Lee
They got it going on.
Chick McGee
How does the dog do that, though?
Pat Godwin
How do you know? When the dog. My dog circles around so much, I'd be like, by the way, we got.
Christy Lee
To put some work into it.
Tom Griswold
Do we have a definitive reason why they. There's two. They do the circle thing, then they get in the famous crouch. They go, which is the.
Christy Lee
And then the shrimp.
Tom Griswold
And then after they go, at least mine, they. Then they like do this pretend dig where they, like move their.
Pat Godwin
No, I don't do that.
Christy Lee
I've never had a dog who digs.
Pat Godwin
I don't have a dog.
Tom Griswold
They just knock a little bit of grass. Isn't that some kind of evolution thing where cats would bury it so that they don't eat it or something?
Christy Lee
Maybe so. I don't know.
Pat Godwin
I have one that goes three different times. She goes one time, then she goes another place at three. She always goes.
Christy Lee
That's some sort of.
Pat Godwin
That's crazy.
Christy Lee
That's constipation. What that is, I don't know. What is feeding your dog.
Tom Griswold
That's sending you a message.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, yeah. Clean up. Clean.
Christy Lee
A big pile of crap on your bed. Every one of your dogs doing that?
Pat Godwin
No, I haven't had that.
Christy Lee
It might be your husband.
Jeff Oskay
My buddy got a foster dog. Just a thing where you foster a dog for a weekend. Great program. And then she just woke up.
Christy Lee
The dog just pooped all over her comforter.
Chick McGee
Had to get rid of it.
Christy Lee
Fun little dog, though.
Jeff Oskay
We called her Shakira for the weekend. She was a sweetheart.
Christy Lee
Oh, don't go. A baby.
Tom Griswold
Yesterday there was some controversy and I think I know the answer. And it's.
Christy Lee
I, I.
Tom Griswold
As I mentioned, when I got to. I was flying back from England. I was in the Philadelphia airport.
Jeff Oskay
You went to England?
Tom Griswold
Oh, my gosh. And first we're hearing of it. Oh, American Airlines. Wonderful.
Christy Lee
You're a patriot. That's why. That's why Jimmy Pardo flies.
Tom Griswold
And I. I got. And there was a guy sitting as I walked. As I walked into the men's room, I could see the. This guy was sitting side saddle on the toilet, which I couldn't figure. I. I think I have a valid explanation that is actually not humorous at all.
Christy Lee
Oh.
Tom Griswold
But this guy says he thinks the guy the. So he. Harvey calls him a. So called sideways crapper. He thinks he was a poet leaving an important message to the world. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Do a little writing.
Tom Griswold
Do a little writing. But there were various theories. Willie, you thought he was. The guy was just bracing himself because he had such a serious transaction going.
Jeff Oskay
I mean, maybe I didn't think. Honestly, I don't stand behind that theory. It's kind of one of those things we get pushed into a corner. This is a long show. We got to talk. That's the topic. So that's what I figured. He's in there, he's holding like a motorcycle. And he's just holding on for dear life.
Christy Lee
I thought a boil or maybe some sort of lesion.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Where he can't ch.
Christy Lee
Maybe.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
They're putting the phone up on the toilet. Toilet paper.
Jeff Oskay
What if he's diabetic and he's putting all of his stuff on that little ledge in there so he can give himself a shot in the bathroom? There's a million different reasons.
Pat Godwin
There's a lot of reason.
Tom Griswold
Reason, yeah. That. I never thought about that. But yeah. Someone said he may be emptying a colonoscopy bag.
Pat Godwin
Oh, God.
Jeff Oskay
I thought of that too. Didn't say because it was gross.
Christy Lee
Wow.
Tom Griswold
That. That would be more logical. In any event, it just was weird. I thought I was. Thought it was some kind of maybe. Pat, you're from Philadelphia. Maybe it was like a Philly thing. No, no.
Chick McGee
Like some of us are sidewinders. That's the Northeast.
Christy Lee
The Sidewinder.
Tom Griswold
I just hope there's some guy at some fraternity whose nickname is. Hey, Sidewinders coming. He's bringing the keg. What do they call him? Sidewinder. Oh, he craps sideways.
Christy Lee
There's got to be a high school, you know, like the Mount Polaris. Sidewinders. Right.
Tom Griswold
That's a great name and a great nickname.
Christy Lee
Snakes on the side of their helmet.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, that ain't bad.
Tom Griswold
And who were the. Was it what, Kent to Colvi.
Christy Lee
Yeah, the submarine ball pitcher. Submarine. Yeah, sure.
Pat Godwin
Huh.
Tom Griswold
Is that a kind of a sidewinder?
Christy Lee
Don't get. That was a little bit baseball.
Pat Godwin
Okay.
Jeff Oskay
Were you really?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Wild and not that good.
Christy Lee
You tried the submarine ball?
Chick McGee
No, I was a sidewinder in Little League. I was.
Christy Lee
Why did you do. You saw somebody doing it and thought you'd try it?
Chick McGee
It's the only way I could kind of throw fast.
Christy Lee
Really?
Chick McGee
Yeah, for some reason.
Tom Griswold
Dear Bob and Tom show on the Fourth of July, we drove over the Beartooth Pass, a mountain pass in the Beartooth Mountains on the border of Montana and Wyoming. Highly recommended. Incredible views. On top of the pass, we saw a large group of mountain goats. What do you call a group of mountain goats? Oh, I see. A band of mountain goats. We often get these, these phrases, these terms. A. The most famous probably a pot of wheels, a school of whales. Excuse me, there is, forgive me, a pot of whales, a school of fish, A bidder of stand up comedians. Pat. Oh, sorry.
Chick McGee
A pod of Rogans.
Christy Lee
Huh?
Jeff Oskay
Look at that.
Chick McGee
Pretty good Joe Rogan podcast.
Christy Lee
I admire you're selling it.
Chick McGee
Well, you have to describe it. It's not fun.
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Jess. In Billings, Montana, a beautiful country out there, of course. Now, if you're just joining us. Hello. This is the Bob and Tom program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And we have Mr. Pat Godwin here. Now, Pat, where are you going to be playing next week?
Chick McGee
It will be at McCurdy's Comedy Theater, one of the best clubs in the country. Wednesday through Sunday, starting in the 15th.
Tom Griswold
Okay, so that's okay. That's next week.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, next week.
Tom Griswold
We had a great visit yesterday with the formerly mustachioed Dave Dyer and he's going to be doing a special show at the Reese Theater in Plymouth, Indiana, coming up this Saturday. That's a benefit project for the Fire department there, which is awesome. He, of course, is a firefighter. He'll be great. He was really good in here yesterday.
Christy Lee
Speaking of Reese's, have you tried the caramel. Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Caramel? Whoa, whoa, whoa, man. You. You can't stand up while you're eating it. You have to sit down.
Jeff Oskay
I've not tried that. Have you tried the new one?
Christy Lee
So delicious.
Jeff Oskay
The PB and J. I have not. You got to go to the nice gas station by the good high school. And then they have the whole display out there. There's grape on one side. There's strawberry on the.
Christy Lee
Let me write myself a note. Nice gas station, good high school.
Jeff Oskay
Be nice to me right now. I'm trying to tell you about the peanut butter. I'm telling Reese's.
Christy Lee
I'm trying to keep up.
Tom Griswold
They're good. This the gas station by my house?
Jeff Oskay
No, the gas station up there. It's okay. Let's just say this for later. I was trying to breeze past it right now.
Christy Lee
I. I did not know there was a peanut butter and jelly. Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
Jeff Oskay
Dude, they're killer. How did it take them so long to get there?
Christy Lee
I don't know. They have a caramel. They have something called Lava chocolate as well.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, My new thing is that. What is it called? Sea caramel. What is that? What am I?
Pat Godwin
Sea salt caramel.
Tom Griswold
Sea salt caramel ice cream. How did I go this long without.
Chick McGee
You're not eating ice cream.
Christy Lee
I have a little. You know what the C stands for? Are they sure? That's why. That's why it tastes so good.
Jeff Oskay
You know, every person that I see that knows you and me from my childhood, they go, your dad looks great. Is he on Ozempic? Without fail. Every single person.
Tom Griswold
Did you tell him? No. It's called open heart surgery.
Jeff Oskay
That's what I say every time I say open heart surgery. Young girlfriend combo.
Christy Lee
If you don't lose weight, you'll die soon.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, they.
Christy Lee
That's what they told me.
Tom Griswold
Very convincing.
Christy Lee
They told me, too. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
See? Now speaking.
Christy Lee
Dear Tom. Hang on. Dear Bob and Tom Show. Just wanted to share my July 4th weekend activities.
Pat Godwin
All right.
Christy Lee
I decided to play with myself side saddle at an airport bathroom. Some fella peaked in on me, cost and fought with some lady at tsa. I had a front row seat, made fun of some English guy's teeth, and lit some fireworks. All in all, a great weekend to be American. That's from Phil.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Evidently Phil in Philadelphia.
Tom Griswold
Very, very, very exciting weekend for me.
Christy Lee
There you go, oh, I could. Yeah, we know.
Tom Griswold
It's a Dear Bob and Tom show recently, you guys were discussing the proper amount of days to use a towel before laundering it.
Chick McGee
I probably go too long.
Christy Lee
I think it's personal preference. As long as it doesn't extend past a week.
Tom Griswold
I actually there's a. A scientific. I'll have to dig up. I just saw a scientific study about this.
Christy Lee
I think depending on your.
Pat Godwin
I think it's. Yeah, there are a lot of factors.
Christy Lee
How quick you are or how your. Your towels drying on a rack or something. If they stay moist too long, I think that's a problem.
Tom Griswold
The humidity.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I don't know.
Tom Griswold
I kind of.
Christy Lee
On the humidity level in your home.
Tom Griswold
I've reached the point I like to use it once and then launder it.
Chick McGee
You need some germs in your life.
Pat Godwin
He does, but don't. You don't want to go there with them.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. This guy. Who is this? This is rj. Rj he writes, Tom said only one usage claiming there'd be fecal material on the towel if you clean yourself properly before wiping down with the towel. That shouldn't be the case.
Pat Godwin
Yep, that's what I would.
Christy Lee
I've told him that many times.
Tom Griswold
I don't know. Your shower.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. I mean, you're clean when you dry off, right?
Christy Lee
You've just watched.
Chick McGee
You don't dip your ass in the toilet.
Christy Lee
Do you have something leaking out of you?
Tom Griswold
And then he. This is actually a request. Oh, he wants to hear this. The following 9.43 seconds worth of Mr. Red Fox, the toughest thing in the world.
Chick McGee
Have to turn to your mate one.
Christy Lee
Night and say, you got to wash your ass.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much, Mr. Mr. Red Fox, of course, portraying Fred Sanford in the great show Sanford and Son. Yeah, there we go. I'll find. I'll find that scientific study about towels. I just saw it a couple weeks ago.
Christy Lee
Ago.
Tom Griswold
I think the max was like three days.
Pat Godwin
That's. I do two showers.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Yeah, that's about where I'm at.
Pat Godwin
I do about two showers now.
Tom Griswold
Do you do that trick that only women can do where they do the thing with their hair? They flip it up and also they've got the turbine going.
Pat Godwin
Well, I have a tur. I have a Turbo Twisty. It's a special towel just for that.
Tom Griswold
That sounds like a sex move.
Jeff Oskay
It does double hand kind of thing.
Tom Griswold
Gave him the old Turbo Twisty.
Christy Lee
I don't want to brag, but the thicker the towel, the more difficult it is to do the Thing up on top.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, that's why. This is a microfiber towel.
Christy Lee
I almost break your neck.
Tom Griswold
I like the fin towels.
Pat Godwin
It's literally a brand called Turbo Twisty.
Tom Griswold
Oh, because is there some, like thing in junior high school, they bring all the women in, they get rid of all the boys. Okay, fellas, get out of here. We're gonna teach y'.
Christy Lee
All.
Tom Griswold
We're teaching the ladies how to do this towel thing.
Chick McGee
Even though girls can do it, it's easy.
Christy Lee
They have Turbo. You buy one, you get one free if you order by midnight tonight. Turbo Twisty.
Chick McGee
I put a bra and panties on and tried it, and it looks real.
Christy Lee
I'd like to see you in a bra and panties. Can I rearrange that after the show?
Tom Griswold
Pat's a little short this month. If you pay him, you'll do pretty much anything.
Christy Lee
I think 50 bucks to prance around here.
Tom Griswold
I'm in trouble. Dear show, this is for Pat Godwin. Pat ruined my holiday weekend.
Pat Godwin
Ah, Pat.
Tom Griswold
I was catching up on some old episodes. Shortly before teeing off in an Independence Day golf tournament, I heard Pat's new song, the sweet potato song. Every time I step up to putt the ball, the lyrics, sweet potato poop, would ring through my head.
Christy Lee
If that ain't a request, I don't know what's it. What is that song?
Tom Griswold
Probably cost me seven strokes in the tournament. Kept me out of the money. Thanks, Pat. You ruined my holiday.
Chick McGee
It's a big hit. Number two on the charts.
Christy Lee
Come on.
Pat Godwin
Baby.
Christy Lee
Sure to be number one.
Tom Griswold
Oh, he's real slow pitching today. Each one out of the park.
Christy Lee
Yep.
Tom Griswold
Can we come back with that?
Chick McGee
Absolutely.
Tom Griswold
Song and then. And the explanation for it. We have time for one more letter. What have you got over there?
Christy Lee
On Monday, show chick asked Tom if he saw any British celebrities while across the pond. This is from Kristen in Atlanta. During my trip to London last fall, I sat beside Nicola Walker to play. Now, for those of you who know British broadcast, Nicola Walker is the queen of British television. She has many, many series.
Pat Godwin
Oh, okay.
Christy Lee
And Tom doesn't know who she is, so he's discounting this entire. But I had no idea who Nicola was until intermission. And the Brits around me were all abuzz about her being at the play. She returned to her seat. She had to sign autographs. I immediately, of course, recognized her and felt like an idiot. The play was a modern retelling of Oedipus, Mark Strong and Leslie Manville, two other British giants over there. And it was incredible. There you go.
Tom Griswold
I only saw famous Americans on, on stage.
Christy Lee
Oh, on stage, that's right.
Tom Griswold
Gracie Abrams, Noah Khan. Noah Khan and Sabrina Carpenter. They were all. They were all terrific in their own way.
Christy Lee
If I were Carpenter, I'd do Sabrina.
Tom Griswold
She's a great singer. And it's. She's the like the new Madonna.
Jeff Oskay
Her, her aunt is the voice of Bart Simpson.
Tom Griswold
That's right. Nancy Cartwright. Really?
Christy Lee
Yeah. Yeah, well, they've got different names.
Tom Griswold
I don't know, I guess they were having sex outside the family.
Christy Lee
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Tom Griswold
Thank you very much, Chick. By the way, I just looked up your friend Nicola Walker. Yes, yeah, I know who she is. And then she's married to Barnaby K.
Christy Lee
Barnaby K. Who's that?
Tom Griswold
I know that.
Christy Lee
Yeah, he's another actor.
Tom Griswold
Oh, what a great name.
Pat Godwin
Barnaby K. Just Barnaby.
Tom Griswold
Wouldn't that be. Do you know anybody named Barnaby?
Christy Lee
No.
Chick McGee
Barnaby Jones from the old soapbox.
Christy Lee
Oh yeah.
Pat Godwin
Oh yeah, that was Barnabas.
Christy Lee
Barnabas.
Chick McGee
You have to correct me.
Christy Lee
Barnabas.
Tom Griswold
Colin, you got that? You got that enough on dates, Dark.
Pat Godwin
Shadows, Barnaby Jones, was that.
Tom Griswold
There was Barnabas.
Christy Lee
That's Buddy Epson.
Pat Godwin
Barnaby Jones. Yeah.
Christy Lee
All right.
Pat Godwin
Was he detective?
Christy Lee
Boy, you go back and watch those now. Man. Are they bad?
Pat Godwin
Are they?
Christy Lee
That and Cannon stinks on ice.
Pat Godwin
I don't think so.
Tom Griswold
The Beverly Hillbillies holds up like.
Christy Lee
Yes, it does, man.
Tom Griswold
Absolutely. And for my money, Eddie Haskell, one of the great characters of all time. We are going to Keep reporting on all these things from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, where we remain, the Bob and Tom show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and.
Christy Lee
Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.
Tom Griswold
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Christy Lee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Willie Griswold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin. Hi, Pat.
Chick McGee
Hey, Chick.
Christy Lee
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. There's. Hello, Tom. How you doing, buddy?
Tom Griswold
I was learning about this phone. I had no idea. Good. More.
Christy Lee
Got more letters coming up here.
Tom Griswold
See last night.
Pat Godwin
God bless you.
Tom Griswold
Overnight, my phone kept going off because.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
My sister and my nieces in England were.
Christy Lee
Yeah, it's a whole different time there.
Tom Griswold
Sending me stuff on WhatsApp.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Tom's a new WhatsApp user, so we're gonna hear about that a lot.
Tom Griswold
Well, no, I, but I didn't, I couldn't get to stop dinging and waking me up.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I didn't want to put it on silent because then I won't hear the alarm.
Christy Lee
Hey, hang on. I've, I've said this a lot under my breath and to you, but I've never met it more. You're an idiot.
Tom Griswold
Okay, so you mean even though it says silent, it's not silent?
Christy Lee
Even though it says silent, the alarm will go off?
Tom Griswold
Well, they didn't make that clear to me when I got it.
Chick McGee
What has it been, five, six, seven years now? They've been doing that.
Jeff Oskay
I mean, forever.
Tom Griswold
Okay, so it's on silent. Okay. So I should leave it on silent when I'm in here then.
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Jeff Oskay
Yes.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Then it wouldn't go off during the show.
Tom Griswold
Okay, sorry.
Pat Godwin
Like it did yesterday.
Tom Griswold
Okay, sorry.
Chick McGee
Three times.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Do physicians during doing surgery leave their phones in the other room?
Christy Lee
I think they probably.
Tom Griswold
What's the rule on that? Is there like a protocol?
Christy Lee
I bet there certainly. They play their phones in the operating theater. I bet their favorite music.
Tom Griswold
They probably can't touch It.
Christy Lee
Well, no, certainly not.
Tom Griswold
But as you know, 99 of all phones are encased.
Christy Lee
People matter. They can tell Siri to play something. I would say it, but she'll start yakking at me.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Okay. Good to know. Now, we had a. A song request. Pat, what was the background on this song? Because Willie wasn't here when you played it.
Christy Lee
I was.
Chick McGee
Well, I'm gonna.
Tom Griswold
Oh, you were the first time.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
I'm on a new diet where I do an avocado one day, a sweet potato the next. And I'm using a lot of superfoods, eating a lot of superfoods. Blueberries?
Christy Lee
Sure.
Tom Griswold
Kiwi?
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
I believe it's blown. Berries. What is it blown? Oh, blow the past. Sorry.
Chick McGee
And one of these foods, it causes a. A change in the way that I do my business now.
Pat Godwin
Okay.
Chick McGee
And I'm a very proper man. I do it. I do it at home. And it's changed. It's changed the game for me.
Tom Griswold
So it's kind of okay.
Chick McGee
Kind of.
Tom Griswold
Here we go.
Chick McGee
I'm a guy who does his business at home. I'm in and out fast. I like to be alone. Then my doctor put me on a new diet. Superfoods. I tried. He says, eat sweet potatoes, but holy cow, I'm at the drugstore and my ass says, now. Took a sweet potato poop at a cvs. Sweet potato poop.
Christy Lee
What?
Chick McGee
Sweet potato poop. There was a girl in the john taking a pregnancy test.
Pat Godwin
Sweet potato poop.
Chick McGee
Sweet potato poop. Fair up root vegetable and good for you. But out of the blue, I'm going number two. It gives you no warning, no brown alert. I had sweet potato pie for dessert. Sweet potato at my church. Sweet potato poop. Sweet sweet potato poop. And those grunts and gases don't sound like burps Sweet potato poop, Sweet potato poop. I'm sorry, sweet Jesus, for that smell in here but there's cash in the basket and pews are clear. The priest knocks on the door Ask me what's up I say just keeps coming like two girls in a cup I took a sweet dinner poop blew up Sweet potato poop, sweet potato they called a cleanup crew out of man Sweet potato poop, Sweet potato. Fire in the hole.
Tom Griswold
This all started with. By the way, that was a request from Aaron. Thank you, Aaron. We certainly appreciate your listening. This all started yesterday, my experience at the Philadelphia airport. Or I walked in and I saw the guy sitting side saddle. I could just see his shoe. This is the thing in the restroom.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
There are these, some of these new fangled. These shoes are like day glow.
Christy Lee
Oh.
Tom Griswold
Like. Yeah. Some of these like hokas. And they're like. Yeah, you can't miss them. So I walk in to pee and I see. I wasn't looking on purpose, but I see these sideways shoes in the. I still underneath the door.
Christy Lee
I like a shoe that looks like a shoe. I don't want to look like a Hot Wheels.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah.
Pat Godwin
Kind of with you on that.
Christy Lee
I know.
Tom Griswold
In any of it. The guy was sitting side saddle on the toilet. I'm not, I'm not sure what happened. But that reminds me, we've been doing this at Chick and I, and we've been doing this a long time. Ace as well. And, and, and Christy.
Christy Lee
Whatever.
Tom Griswold
Now, back in the, in the early days when we were doing. We had to do a lot of what they call PSAs. Public Service Announcements.
Pat Godwin
Sure.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. And they were, they were on the log. You know, we had, they were. We had to say it at a certain time. And they were usually rotating and it was kind of like a community calendar sort of thing.
Christy Lee
Bulletin board.
Tom Griswold
And up in Harbor Springs, I was actually on, technically on the air in Petoskey, Michigan. And there was an organization there, I believe it was the, The Ostomates Society. And they were, they were having this dance and I, I did. I thought, are these people with eight arms? I don't know what's going on.
Pat Godwin
You know what an ostomy bag was?
Tom Griswold
No. And I. So I, I get a phone call.
Christy Lee
Of course you do. Because you were making a joke about the ostomation.
Tom Griswold
I didn't know what they were.
Christy Lee
Well, so of course you go to the joke when you don't know what something is and it's.
Tom Griswold
And these are people who use colostomy bags.
Pat Godwin
Sure.
Tom Griswold
And the guy explained it to me. So thank, thank you very much. I'm sorry, I didn't know. I didn't mean to make fun of it.
Chick McGee
And then they have a dance.
Tom Griswold
And then he goes, they're having a dance. I said, I bet they don't do the bump.
Pat Godwin
You said that to the man.
Chick McGee
Well, I said, spin me one more time.
Tom Griswold
No, no, no. No harm intended. You know, you know what I'm talking about. Christy, did you ever.
Pat Godwin
My father, my ex father in law has a colostomy bag. So I know very much about this.
Tom Griswold
No, but I'm saying, when you're on the radio and you don't know, for example, did you ever have to read obituaries? Oh, yeah, Chick, I know you did.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
And I said when my very first career moved, 15 years old, I was up in a small rad. I would have to read not only obituaries, but I would have to read the nursing home announcements. You know, like Stan Smith is accepting visitors. School.
Tom Griswold
School lunches.
Pat Godwin
School lunches, absolutely. Wow.
Christy Lee
I never did school lunches. I did the obituary.
Jeff Oskay
So.
Christy Lee
Yeah, they were. They were sponsored. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
By the funeral home. By the local funeral home, sure.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. But they're doing the obituaries is tough because then you've got a segue out.
Pat Godwin
Of them into Billy Joel. Yeah, I know.
Tom Griswold
Here's Prince with Prince with I want to be your lover. And now it's hotel Motel. Up next, a little bit of a rapper's delight for you. And sorry about your aunt Sophie.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Now, what's coming up in sports, Chick McGee?
Christy Lee
We've got new coach for the New York Knicks. Paulo Bancarrow is a rich young man. Tyrese Halliburton Pacers have made it official. He will not be playing next year. Developments at Wimbledon. We'll talk about it. Yeah, that's sinner. Guy got real lucky.
Jeff Oskay
What are those jerks up to over there, huh?
Christy Lee
They're having cream and strawberries.
Jeff Oskay
Tennis in London, kick rock, making fun.
Christy Lee
Of us, champagne, being a little bored.
Jeff Oskay
I hate country, baby.
Christy Lee
Country. And the bulls. The bulls are running in the festival of cheese. The sand for men.
Tom Griswold
Ah.
Christy Lee
In Pamplona, which sounds like a tampon, doesn't it?
Jeff Oskay
Sounds like a drink.
Tom Griswold
If you're running like a loose bull. Bull Pamplona.
Christy Lee
I'll have a Negroni and two Pamplonas, please.
Jeff Oskay
That sounds nice. Aperol spritz on the side.
Tom Griswold
That's awkward. That's awkward in several ways. We'll come back with the running of the bulls, et cetera, et cetera. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share a letter or comment?
Christy Lee
Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com.
Tom Griswold
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Christy Lee
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Christy Lee
So right now we're podcasting? No, not yet.
Willie Griswold
He just put us into it.
Christy Lee
No, I was accidentally podcasting. We were for a second, but we're not now. Well, we want to. We want to start intentionally podcast.
Tom Griswold
That was accidental.
Christy Lee
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Christy Lee
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Pat Godwin
Yep.
Christy Lee
Pat Godwin.
Chick McGee
Hello.
Christy Lee
There's Jeff Oskay. Hey. Hello. Willie Griswold.
Jeff Oskay
Good morning.
Christy Lee
Ace Cosby's here. We're at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Hello, Chick McGee. Mr. Oskay, I understand over the Fourth of July holiday had a. Found himself in the emergency room.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, well, like the. The med check, the. You know, the clinic. It was a half clinic, half emergency. Well, the first one I went to. So I went fishing.
Christy Lee
All right.
Willie Griswold
I was supposed to pick my lady up at the airport. I was like, I got an hour. I'm gonna go and get some fishing.
Christy Lee
So now you're on your way to the airport and you say, I've got an extra hour. I'm gonna stop and fish.
Willie Griswold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Do you keep your fishing rod and your gear in the car at all times?
Willie Griswold
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
It must smell wonderful.
Willie Griswold
Oh, well, I don't keep the fish so that.
Jeff Oskay
The weed smell. So it's good for everybody.
Willie Griswold
That's our secret. So I catch a fish and on a lure, and the treble hook is really in this fish.
Tom Griswold
That means. That means three hooks.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, three hooks. And one of the hooks is really in the fish to the point it doesn't come out easily, and I'm struggling to get it out. The fish starts flipping around and drills one of the other whatever you call hooks into my finger.
Christy Lee
Nice.
Willie Griswold
And the more it flips, the deeper it's driving it into my finger. And so.
Tom Griswold
Which finger?
Willie Griswold
Into my right index finger. So I am trying to hold the fish and take it out, but I'm using my non dominant hand. And so the fish is angry now, and it's flipping more and it's hurting. So I finally get the fish off. The hook is too far in. I go down to a fellow fisherman. I go, hey, do you have some snips so I can cut this off and push it out? And he looks at it, he goes, oh, boy, you want to go to the emergency room for that one? And I was like, I'm good. He goes, I'm being serious. Okay. So I drive a half an hour to a med check, and I walk in, they go, oh, we can. We can't do that here. You got to go to this other one. So I drive with the lure hanging out of my finger another 20 minutes.
Tom Griswold
What's happening with the airport pickup?
Pat Godwin
We haven't gotten there yet.
Willie Griswold
Well, the airport, she just gets a text from me, hey, I'm a moron. I stabbed myself with a hook. I'm at the er. You're going to have to Uber home.
Tom Griswold
How'd that go?
Willie Griswold
Oh, she was fine.
Christy Lee
She was concerned about, I'm guessing, what.
Pat Godwin
Happened to the fish.
Christy Lee
She's pretty much.
Willie Griswold
The fish is back in the water, swimming around. Oh, yeah. He's telling all his friends.
Christy Lee
She's got to be used to this behavior on your part.
Jeff Oskay
Hey, you know how they catch us usually? I finally got one.
Willie Griswold
I got a big one.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
230 pounder.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. But the fish was going. The fish was going.
Willie Griswold
So I go in, and they're like, we can do this. And in walks the youngest female doctor I've ever seen. I'm like, I don't think you're old enough to. To operate on people.
Christy Lee
Was it like the. The young female doctor in Roadhouse?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Really?
Willie Griswold
So she leaves. She goes, I gotta get some tools. And a nurse comes in, and she takes my vitals. She goes, haley will be back in a second.
Christy Lee
I go, doctor, who's Haley?
Willie Griswold
And they go, oh, that's your doctor. I was like, oh, that's too young of a name to be a doctor, Haley. So she comes in with a. With a man, because he's going to have to. They're going to have to clip the hook.
Christy Lee
Sure.
Willie Griswold
To get it out, to push it the rest of the way through.
Tom Griswold
Do you have the entire lure in your hand?
Willie Griswold
Oh, yeah, I'm just.
Pat Godwin
Have you not seen the picture?
Willie Griswold
That's me carrying the lure around.
Chick McGee
That's a treble hook in there.
Jeff Oskay
It's all the way in.
Tom Griswold
And then the. The. You've got. The lure is like a little tiny fish.
Pat Godwin
No, I can't look at that.
Christy Lee
Oh, fish. Don't.
Willie Griswold
Driving around holding this lure the whole time.
Christy Lee
Don't ever forget this. Fish are cannibals. Don't ever forget that.
Willie Griswold
They are beasts.
Pat Godwin
Oh, okay. You could take that down now.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
They don't have. They can't get it to cut. But the guy's like, oh, I'm a firefighter. I got some stuff in my truck. So he goes out and just comes back with some snips from Ace. I mean, from a hardware store. And I go, are those, like, sterile? And he goes, you're getting a tetanus shot.
Christy Lee
Calm down.
Willie Griswold
So I'm not watching any of this because I'm a big wuss. And I hear it snap. And I hear my lure hit the wall, and I go, oh, my gosh. Don't lose that lure. That's my favorite. Like, seriously, I Go. I'm dead serious. Do not lose that lure.
Christy Lee
Such a hillbilly.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Willie Griswold
So they cut it out, and then they cut the one side off, and she's like, well, this is going to hurt because now I have to make a new hole on the other side and push it through.
Christy Lee
Yeah, baby.
Willie Griswold
So they pushed it through, and I was out 11 minutes later and driving home, and I met Maggie as the Uber was dropping her off in the driveway.
Pat Godwin
Wow.
Tom Griswold
Did you at least have a good bandage so you could show off?
Willie Griswold
They just put a. They just put a band aid on it. It's totally fine.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah, you should. But you should have said, look, I put a huge anything out because you can't get out of the Uber. Go. Well, I've got my band aid. Couldn't pick you up at the airport, right?
Willie Griswold
Well, she saw the pictures.
Tom Griswold
If it would have been me, I would have had a full cast on there.
Jeff Oskay
I think Jeff is less prepared to lie to his partner than you are.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, I try to keep it honest. I do this thing.
Tom Griswold
I got news for you, buddy. That never works.
Chick McGee
Not the way to go.
Christy Lee
You got a lie.
Willie Griswold
Speaking about packaging, Pat, I noticed last week you were a T shirt every day.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Which Pat never wears a T shirt, and then he meets back up with his lady, and now he's back to button up shirts. Was she holding your good shirts hostage at her house? There were a few shirts over there. I noticed he went to. All of a sudden, Pat's just a T shirt guy.
Pat Godwin
Right.
Willie Griswold
Which Pat's not a T shirt guy.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Not in studio you aren't. And then all of a sudden, you're back with her.
Tom Griswold
No, Jeff, I was always with her. We established. We established. We established yesterday that we're gonna have one of those signs in here, like the ones you see at a job site that'll say 372 days without an accident.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
We're gonna have a system in there so he knows if Pat is with his girlfriend or not, so we can base our conversations.
Chick McGee
Well, this is helping.
Willie Griswold
That would have helped.
Pat Godwin
Her new dog is as cute as can be, though.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
She's got a new little puppy.
Christy Lee
It is hard to keep track. It's happen.
Tom Griswold
We have. We love. Like maybe there's some kind of. Some kind of symbol in here. Maybe we'll know. So Pat won't know, but we'll know. Much the same way with chick. You know, we could have the chick mood rating thing.
Willie Griswold
I. I feel red and orange.
Christy Lee
I feel the need to ask you ask you again, who's told you that I'm moody?
Pat Godwin
That is a good shirt you're wearing today, Pat.
Chick McGee
Well, thank you. Well, I'm down to my new. My new shirts.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
You've been to her house to get.
Chick McGee
No, no, These have been shirts that have been in my closets since back surgery. So these are the thin shirts.
Tom Griswold
Now, I have a question for Mr. Oski.
Chick McGee
Did you weren't done talking about me.
Tom Griswold
Did you retain your lure?
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And now is it missing one of the bars?
Willie Griswold
Yeah, I'm putting a new.
Tom Griswold
How much does one of those fishing lures cost?
Willie Griswold
That one was like 15 bucks.
Tom Griswold
But is it hard to get. Can you get another copy of that one, or is that a good luck one? One that you.
Willie Griswold
Well, was good luck until it catches fish, obviously.
Christy Lee
Are there fishermen that make their own lures, bend their hooks and solder everything?
Tom Griswold
Do you carry, like a needle nose pliers in your pocket so you can.
Willie Griswold
I did. That's how I got the hook out of the fish. I just couldn't cut off it. Didn't have a cutting thing. So I could. Which I told the lady I was. I told Haley, Dr. Haley, fresh out of med school. I'm like, are you Eminem Stone?
Jeff Oskay
What are you doing?
Willie Griswold
Yeah, I was like, oh, I was just gonna go home and do this at home. And she goes, oh, well, you still would have been here just like an hour and a half later, and then a lot more pain.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Well, so God bless Haley and the crew for helping you out.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, Haley's.
Pat Godwin
So add a wire cutter to your.
Tom Griswold
I was just gonna say is. Isn't there some kind of fisherman's friend pliers that have the whole deal, the wire cutter and everything you need?
Willie Griswold
Yes, I have ordered one. I. It will be in today.
Pat Godwin
Good.
Tom Griswold
So, okay. Do you. Do you have, like a special hook for your belt to hold the thing?
Pat Godwin
Carpenter.
Willie Griswold
In my pocket.
Jeff Oskay
Do you guys remember when my dad had the cell phone clip that he wore?
Tom Griswold
Like.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
Oh, did he?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Oh, it was bad.
Christy Lee
I remember.
Pat Godwin
I know somebody that still has one of those.
Jeff Oskay
It looks really hot. Tucked in the cargo short.
Chick McGee
That's a good look.
Christy Lee
I guess the chick's going soar up and down. He'd never have an eye. IPhone had that flip phone forever. It took him an hour to text. It was hilarious.
Jeff Oskay
And now he's got the iPhone. Can't even turn the volume off.
Tom Griswold
I wanted my alarm.
Christy Lee
Well, the alarm will go off.
Tom Griswold
I gotta read. I gotta read the directions on these things. Well, let's go back to the sports page with Chick McGee.
Christy Lee
Well, actually, I have a. I have an email. Dear Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Greatest radio show on Earth. If you read this, it'll be my fourth time having something read on the air by you. Well, one more and you'll be in the Five Time Club. I spend all day listening to you guys on the app while I'm repoing cars. The other day, you were talking about hot dog toppings. Now, this is going to sound crazy, Chris says, but a friend of mine talked me into trying it, and it is the absolute best coleslaw and diced tomatoes on a hot dog.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's good.
Jeff Oskay
That's not crazy at all.
Christy Lee
All caps. Freaking orgasmic. And I don't know if you can say the name of the. Oh, it's Quick Trip qt. Quick Trip. Gas stations have these on their toppings bar. That's the one he recommends.
Pat Godwin
Okay.
Tom Griswold
I think you and I agree on coleslaw. Not too moist.
Christy Lee
Coleslaw can be ruined if it's too moist. Yeah, I like a thicker.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah.
Christy Lee
Coleslaw.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that sounds pretty good.
Christy Lee
I like my coleslaw like I like my blizzards. If you can turn it upside down, that's a.
Tom Griswold
That's a very good analogy.
Christy Lee
Coleslaw. Dear Bob and Tom Show. How can Tom be against Christmas in July when he celebrates half birthdays?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, yeah.
Christy Lee
This is from Don, and you certainly do.
Tom Griswold
Well, I think it's a matter of. Those of us that live in a civilized world understand that there are certain things that have to be taking place on certain dates.
Christy Lee
This has to be somebody's house.
Willie Griswold
But if they sold it as Jesus's half birthday, would you be down?
Christy Lee
How about that?
Tom Griswold
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Now you're talking. No, because it involves too many presents and. No, I. I like Christmas to be Christmas. So I did suggest, though, since apparently the 4th of July now they shoot off fireworks anytime. Willy Nilly. Yeah, Willy Nilly.
Jeff Oskay
First off, I resent that use of my name.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, I would.
Jeff Oskay
I've been writing letters. I'm trying to get rid of it. I'm a pretty straight shooter. A lot of willies are straight shooter. That Willy Nilly thing, that's not representative of any of us.
Tom Griswold
Is there a. Is there a. Is there a rapper named Willy Nilly?
Jeff Oskay
No, there's not a rapper named.
Tom Griswold
Willy Nilly. Who's the guy that pees all over everybody?
Christy Lee
R. Kelly.
Tom Griswold
R. Kelly. Not. Because then there's also someone named Nelly. Right?
Pat Godwin
Yes, there Is a Nelly.
Tom Griswold
Willy, Nelly. You've got both the Willie and the. If it was Willie. Never mind.
Christy Lee
By the way, Tom, do you know all of your children's birthdays, Case?
Chick McGee
Yeah, list them right now for us.
Tom Griswold
Boy.
Christy Lee
Starting with Sam in oldest to youngest.
Pat Godwin
Sam.
Tom Griswold
I'd have to sit down.
Pat Godwin
Sam's in January, early January.
Christy Lee
No, no, you know what? I'll. I'll just take the months. It's fine.
Jeff Oskay
I can do it by my. I can't do my two youngest sisters. I. I hate saying that out loud. I do not know what day it's on. I know one's in February, one's in March.
Tom Griswold
Nope.
Christy Lee
What?
Tom Griswold
January and February.
Jeff Oskay
Okay, thank you for that. I can do everybody else. Hey, you know what? I. I knew all my siblings birthdays till I was 14. Once you have new siblings at 23, I don't think that's all the way my fault.
Chick McGee
No, it's not your fault.
Tom Griswold
I can't remember that now, Pat, you've got what, five?
Chick McGee
I'm the oldest of six. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Do you know all their birthdays?
Chick McGee
Absolutely not.
Tom Griswold
I was gonna say how many are you speaking.
Chick McGee
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Tom Griswold
I probably could do it at present. You speak to what, one of them?
Chick McGee
Two now.
Willie Griswold
Oh, two.
Tom Griswold
Okay, nice.
Christy Lee
Oh, two of six. Good for you, Irish.
Chick McGee
It happens every Friday.
Christy Lee
I know you're.
Tom Griswold
In any event, no Christmas in July. I'm not a fan.
Chick McGee
We do Chris. My dad does Christmas when he was alive. Did Christmas in July.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, he did.
Chick McGee
Well, we were divorced, so he did Christmas in July and my mom had the regular Christmas.
Tom Griswold
No, that's. Now, see that? There's an interesting twist.
Pat Godwin
He put up a tree and everything.
Chick McGee
Yeah, he did the whole thing.
Tom Griswold
Did he do it on July 25th or was it just a. What was a random Saturday?
Chick McGee
I don't remember the exact date. Whatever date. He wasn't doing a show. Whatever date.
Christy Lee
No, next year I'm doing Hamlet. Boy, we can't celebrate Christmas.
Jeff Oskay
We have Shakespeare in the park on the 25th.
Chick McGee
I'm going to see Bernadette Peterson.
Christy Lee
What would your father say when you come in late at night?
Chick McGee
Where have you been, boy?
Jeff Oskay
Patrick, for your birthday, I got you light stage makeup.
Tom Griswold
This year.
Jeff Oskay
Rouge and mascara for my little bro.
Christy Lee
Remember, if the audience can see you, you can see the audience. No, that's not right. Hang on a second. Second.
Tom Griswold
Okay, now, what's it move forward here.
Christy Lee
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Tom Griswold
Just got this letter from Dr. Haley said, Dear Mr. Oski, I am willing to do a free vasectomy for you.
Christy Lee
Oh, okay.
Tom Griswold
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Christy Lee
Welcome back to the Bob and Taub Show. There's Willie Griswold, a Christy Lee.
Pat Godwin
Hi, Pat Godwin.
Chick McGee
Hello.
Christy Lee
Jeff Oskay. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Ace Cosby's here. I'm. Hello, Tom. How are you?
Tom Griswold
Now, Pat, you've had all these. You've been on a weight loss program.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And you now you're able to wear your old shirts again. Now, were they in mothballs or were they packed up? Do they smell old or did you get them all re cleaned?
Chick McGee
They're dry cleaned and in the closet ready to go.
Tom Griswold
They're waiting there for four, four years.
Christy Lee
And they were parked somewhere in 1987, right?
Chick McGee
They were in a storage closet. And I dry cleaned them after that.
Christy Lee
Nice.
Tom Griswold
So there's no odor of mothballs over there?
Chick McGee
Not that I'm aware of.
Tom Griswold
Christy.
Pat Godwin
I don't smell anything.
Christy Lee
That is distinct, isn't it?
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah, yeah. Do you have mothballs at your house?
Tom Griswold
No, why would I need them?
Pat Godwin
I don't know. Don't you have cashmere sweaters or anything?
Christy Lee
That seems like something that you'd be worried.
Tom Griswold
I hate sweaters, you know?
Pat Godwin
Do you have a cedar closet?
Tom Griswold
No, I do not. And I have not worn a sweater in 15.
Chick McGee
What about the ladies in your house?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I would be.
Tom Griswold
Sweater. I'm not allowed. I'm not allowed in her closet.
Pat Godwin
So she may have a cedar closet. You have no idea.
Tom Griswold
I wouldn't go in there.
Christy Lee
How about a cedar chest, like a hope chest for when you get married?
Pat Godwin
You know, that's gone out of favor.
Tom Griswold
Isn't a cedar chest different from a hope chest?
Christy Lee
I think they can be one of the same.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, they can be.
Christy Lee
Sure.
Tom Griswold
Okay, the answer is no. And I don't own a sweater. And I would never work one like.
Christy Lee
A zip up or a button up cardigan. You wouldn't. You wouldn't wear.
Tom Griswold
I don't really. I don't.
Chick McGee
Seen her chest or touched her chest.
Pat Godwin
We're talking about different things.
Christy Lee
Oh, you seen her butt?
Pat Godwin
Hey, look what this just got handed to me. TSA will allow passengers to keep their shoes on during security screenings at some airports.
Christy Lee
There we go.
Tom Griswold
No, all I was saying was I. Look, God bless all those hard working folks in tsa. I just ran into one who was incredibly rude. And as Will Willie put it best, I don't work there. So I don't know what the rules are. And they're different everywhere.
Pat Godwin
And that's why I'm bringing this up, because it's not all airports. And tsa, according to the New York Times, has not responded to this, although it's been announced in Washington.
Tom Griswold
Well, they just. They need to have signage saying, like I told you, when I got to the lady, she goes, everything has to go in your bag. And I said, my phone, because I wanted to have to unzip the bag.
Christy Lee
And she goes, no, she was that confrontational.
Tom Griswold
And then she reaches behind her and pulls out one of those dog food bowls and throws it on the.
Christy Lee
Throws it at me.
Tom Griswold
Throws it on the thing that goes in here. Well, how am I supposed to know that, ma'?
Pat Godwin
Am?
Tom Griswold
I don't work here. I don't know where you store your stuff. Why don't you go another break and eat more butter because you're so fat. I'm surprised you can get through the security thing.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Willie Griswold
They found one other shoe bomb. Since that guy tried this. Like, why are we changing an entire nation for one?
Tom Griswold
No, but I'll tell you, the lady in front of me, not in Philadelphia at another airport when she. She went through with her shoes on. And then they did this whole wand thing of just her feet. I don't know what was going on, but she had on like those. Well, she had on those. What do you call it, Christy, where you've got the straps going all the way up your ankles.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Very elaborate.
Christy Lee
One of those TSA guys had a foot there. Yeah, she had the straps going up to her knees.
Tom Griswold
I'm just saying. Yeah, I'm just saying, have some signage and say whatever the rules are. I'm happy to put my phone in the case if that's going to make you happy. Whatever it is, just let me know and you can just maybe a little bit of pleasantry. And it wasn't even crowded. That's the other thing.
Christy Lee
And you swear you didn't walk up there with an attitude? Not at all. Okay, I don't.
Jeff Oskay
I don't believe that aspect of it. I do not believe that. I don't believe that you was innocent in all of this.
Tom Griswold
No, I was.
Willie Griswold
I believe you, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Thank you. That'll be reflected in your paycheck.
Willie Griswold
Thank you.
Chick McGee
I believe you too, Tom.
Pat Godwin
Guys.
Tom Griswold
And I was talking to somebody yesterday. They were also greeted with a lot of hostility by the by. By immigration. That's what I really couldn't figure out. Hey, welcome back to your home country. Now we're going to be real pissy with you and ask you, why'd you leave the country? I don't know.
Christy Lee
I mean, immigration is loaded for bear right now, so I wouldn't make any trouble if you can help.
Tom Griswold
I mean, I got a good looking passport photo. It's quite clearly me. Just what you buy while you over there. I. Nothing. Except for some C4 and a machine gun. We okay?
Chick McGee
They love smart Alex.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
You can get C4 and machine gun at Harrods. Did you know that? Yeah, fifth floor.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, we're going to go back to the sports page with Chick.
Christy Lee
Well, first of all, we have this email from, let's see, John in Clayton, Illinois. Hey, Chick. Last night's pitcher for the Los Angeles Angels against the Atlanta Braves. His name was. You say Kakuchi. Thank you.
Chick McGee
I love this guy.
Jeff Oskay
I hope he goes on a real heater.
Christy Lee
Ah, he has to, right? You say Kakuchi and Padres. You Darvish? Me check. He made his season debut last night against the Diamondbacks. He's 38, been sidelined by a right bobo inflammation. It was hardly vintage for Darvish. It was something to build on for the right hander. Padres team sorely needs him. In three and three quarter innings, Darvish allowed two runs, both earned, four hits. Five strikeouts though. So that's you, Darvish.
Tom Griswold
How does he spell U? Darvish?
Christy Lee
Y, U, D, A, R, V, I.
Tom Griswold
S. So it's not like U Thont.
Christy Lee
No, no, it's you. Why you.
Chick McGee
Okay, because.
Christy Lee
How do you spell Utha?
Tom Griswold
Just with a U.
Christy Lee
Just. His first name is spelled U. Yeah. Uthant.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. He was the Secretary General of the United Nations.
Christy Lee
Yes. So he probably couldn't get one of those bikes. Bicycle license plates. It doesn't just have a U on it. Probably you couldn't find one. Right?
Jeff Oskay
You know.
Christy Lee
Seriously, I know you, Utah. Yes.
Tom Griswold
And it was. He was, I believe, from what was then called Burma. And he left the United nations and started a transport company.
Christy Lee
That's right. U Haul.
Tom Griswold
You've probably seen those trucks.
Chick McGee
A lot of work for that. Yeah, I'm exhausted.
Willie Griswold
I was on for the ride.
Tom Griswold
That was his first name letter. U. Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
No, we believe.
Christy Lee
You just thought, no, no, I had.
Willie Griswold
No idea that's who opened U Haul.
Christy Lee
We believe.
Willie Griswold
Basically.
Christy Lee
We believe. Ooh. Yeah. Okay. The Court of arbitration.
Tom Griswold
I believe in. Ooh.
Christy Lee
The. The Court of arbitration.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Christy Lee
Has, for sport, has cleared French Olympic fencer Yasora Thibis of a doping allegation concluding that she was contaminated from kissing her partner. Oh, wada.
Tom Griswold
Where was she kissing?
Christy Lee
I'm going to say in their apartment in the morning as they're leaving for.
Tom Griswold
Work in the wada. That is.
Jeff Oskay
That's a joke. There was a baseball player, though, who said that his wife was on some, like, prenatal vitamins, something.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Jeff Oskay
And they were getting intimate and that's why he. Was he a football player? Actually, yeah.
Christy Lee
A World Anti Doping Agency, or wada, WADA sought a. They want a four wine, four year ban for Thebis. But the ruling clears away for a potential run at the la Olympics in 2028 for Thibet. She produced an abnormal doping test prior to the Paris Olympics, testing positive for the anabolic substance osterine, or use it twice a day, it keeps your breath fresh. And received a provisional suspension in 24. She argued that the positive test was a product of accidental. Accidental contamination by her partner at the time. What do you think of that? Yeah, I got it from kissing. Just like you can get the venereal disease from kissing. There she is right there.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Christy Lee
Would you give her a kiss?
Willie Griswold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
She looks very nice. Was she. And she. Oh, she. And she's a fencer. She's got the most fencing suit on now.
Christy Lee
Weren't you. They don't color.
Willie Griswold
She's got some rock and thos to get through that fencing suit.
Jeff Oskay
She does.
Christy Lee
Oh, hey, they are, aren't they? Look at those, Tom. You notice those, like pencil erasers. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
They are not wearing a bra. What's the deal with that?
Chick McGee
Something's going on.
Willie Griswold
I don't know. It's hot.
Christy Lee
Don't they?
Tom Griswold
Cut.
Christy Lee
Weren't you a fencer in high school?
Tom Griswold
No, I, I, I. In college I took fencing lessons.
Christy Lee
And don't they call it a kit instead of an outfit or is it a fencing kit?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's your, your epe, et cetera, et cetera.
Christy Lee
Yeah, your crossword puzzle.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's a handy word for crossword puzzles. I was particularly good at fencing.
Willie Griswold
I had an ex girlfriend who was at court for having a bad drop. She was on probation and she tested positive for marijuana. And I had to take her to court. And her defense was that her boyfriend that she has intimate relationships with smokes pot and that's how she had a positive drug test.
Pat Godwin
Isn't that you?
Willie Griswold
Yeah, that was me. And what happened? She spent the weekend in jail for failing a drug test.
Tom Griswold
Did the judge buy it?
Christy Lee
But if you, that makes sense to me that if she, she wasn't guilty of anything, but you were and you transmitted it to her.
Willie Griswold
That was, that was her excuse. And the judge goes, you, this is not the first time we've heard that you will spend a. Be spending the weekend.
Christy Lee
And there you go. Hello.
Tom Griswold
If you're just, just, just joining us, did you just. This is the Babaton program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Have you ever heard Sam's fencing story?
Christy Lee
I have not.
Tom Griswold
You know this one, right?
Christy Lee
Really?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, it's great.
Tom Griswold
It's.
Jeff Oskay
Sam was taking fencing lessons at the JCC, him and his buddy Johnny. And this was in 2003. It was right after the Malice at the palace brawl. Ron Artest got suspended. Stephen Jackson, Reggie Miller, and they couldn't even go to the facility to practice. And so Ron Artest, living locally, would go practice, shoot some hoops at the jcc. Sam and his buddy are running late to fencing practice. They're walking in, and Sam just goes, hey, Mr. Artest. It's really great to see a go Pacer. And he goes, oh, kids, that's so nice. And he was, hey, you guys want to go shoot some hoops? And his buddy John Rathke goes, no.
Christy Lee
Sorry, we're already late. Defensive practice. No, he didn't.
Jeff Oskay
Didn't get a shoot.
Christy Lee
Hoops.
Tom Griswold
You get a chance to shoot with Ron and you go fencing.
Jeff Oskay
The coolest guy of all time, and he didn't get to go do it.
Christy Lee
What? Missed out on spending some time with Meta World Peace.
Jeff Oskay
Could you imagine how cool that would have been?
Tom Griswold
And by all, by all accounts, Ron, a great guy.
Pat Godwin
I met him Meta World Peace. His son and my daughter Ava went to high school together, and we were in Los Angeles.
Christy Lee
Yeah, they did.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, they did. And so while we were in la, he said, ava, you should come over to Dad's. We're having a cookout.
Christy Lee
Boom.
Pat Godwin
So I drive her down to Santa Monica or Beverly Hills or wherever the hell he lived. And at the top of this big building, they had this huge, wonderful rooftop setup. And he's sitting there with all his family and. And, hey, come on over. It was the nicest, wonderful.
Tom Griswold
You didn't say, I can't. I have to go take fencing lessons in Beverly Hills.
Christy Lee
I'm sorry, we can't do that.
Pat Godwin
We had a nice beer, and then we left Ava there, and I went and picked her up a few hours later. It was a very nice time.
Jeff Oskay
The media really tried to make him seem like this big villain. I'm gonna take this guess if you're at work and someone throws a beer at you or at me, I'm also gonna try to hit him.
Christy Lee
Absolutely.
Tom Griswold
Now, elsewhere on sports, I think we have to get back to Chick Magee at the sports page here on the Bomber Tom Show.
Christy Lee
Speaking of basketball and the Indiana Pacers, they have been out. They announced yesterday it will not be rushing guard Tyrese Halliburton back to the court next season. He's recovering from that torn right Achilles tendon. Pace president of Basketball Ops Kevin Pritchard said in a news conference yesterday that he will not play next year. He suffered that Achilles injury early in Game 7 against the Oklahoma City.
Tom Griswold
I have a stupid question. Go right ahead. Recovering from that. Can you do, like, a shoot or any. Can you do anything?
Christy Lee
I don't know.
Jeff Oskay
I saw a thing today that Dame Lillard's already shooting again. So. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe like, well, remember when Aaron Rodgers had it?
Christy Lee
He was doing everything way ahead of schedule because some miracle drug or something. He was okay, he was taking.
Tom Griswold
So it was at the Ayahuasca Juice. What is it called?
Christy Lee
The Knicks hired their new head coach, Mike Brown. Paolo Banchero signed a new contract. 239 million over five years. Get paid. Jannik Sinner advanced in the Wimbledon quarterfinals despite hurting his right elbow on a fall and losing the first two sets. That's because he must live, right? Sinner's opponent, Grigor Dimitrov had to quit with an injured pec muscle. Center hadn't dropped a set in the tournament until falling behind number 19 seed Dimitrov 6375 Monday night. But at two all in the third set and Dimitrov coming on strong. He had to retire from the match. And Sinner, when they awarded Sinner the match. And he's a higher seed, of course. I think he's shame. So there you go. It was coming up.
Tom Griswold
We have a stellar world record. I understand.
Christy Lee
And Djokovic advances. Yes. And we have a huge Viking turd in the news. Right. And it's not. Not Fran Tarkenton. He was a. He was a Viking quarterback. Never mind.
Tom Griswold
You didn't care for Mr. Tarkin, is that correct?
Christy Lee
No, I don't. Kind of a jerk.
Jeff Oskay
I'm just gonna say Kirk Cousins.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah. But he's a falcon now. And he's in the new quarterback series on Netflix.
Tom Griswold
There we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom show.
Christy Lee
More of the show is on the way.
Tom Griswold
You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email.
Christy Lee
Us at Bob and Tom at Bob and tom dot com. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. Willie Griswold. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Hoskay. Jeff. Josh Arnold quit. Remember that? Oh, yeah, yeah, he quit. There's Tom Griswold. I'm Chick mcgee. What's going on over there, Tom?
Tom Griswold
I'm just running through the mail here. Wait a minute. Oh, here we go. This is nice. Dear Bob and Tom show writes J. E. Oh, yay.
Christy Lee
Yay.
Tom Griswold
He goes. Checked out Al Jackson over the weekend. Excited to see Willie on stage. Willie killed.
Chick McGee
Hey.
Tom Griswold
Never seen Willie so relaxed and having that much fun. In fact, we went home and looked up Joi. He referenced that on his show.
Jeff Oskay
Porn. Porn category. I think Oscar is partial to it as well.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, I know what it is.
Jeff Oskay
You can figure out the Jo.
Christy Lee
The I don't know Anybody who's against it, he goes.
Tom Griswold
He ends the letter P. S. Thanks, Willie. I was doing it wrong.
Jeff Oskay
It's nice.
Tom Griswold
That's. That's J.E. from Centerville, Ohio. Well, thank you very much.
Jeff Oskay
He tells you what to do when it's like the hokey pokey, you know, doing that.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Left hand up. Put it back down. Put it back up.
Tom Griswold
Here you go.
Christy Lee
I tell you what I don't like is they get a little bit too specific. Yeah. They do. With the hands. They do the hand motion. I don't want that. You just talk to me. I don't want to see you doing the hands.
Jeff Oskay
Well, and I used to. You know, people buy them custom. I can't afford to buy them custom, so I just gotta buy, like.
Tom Griswold
I'm just.
Jeff Oskay
I'm just watching for somebody else. And she's like, keep going, Alejandro. I'm like, why not pick a more neutral name?
Chick McGee
You know what I like? Dating, actually. Going out on a date with a woman.
Willie Griswold
No, I like the joi. I do the. The wife version, though.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
And, like, she gets into it, and then she makes you take out the trash.
Christy Lee
That's. There's probably a guy who just so excited right now hearing you say that.
Tom Griswold
Using. Using the name Alejandro. Reminds me. I mentioned this briefly a couple weeks ago when you're listening to a news story, and it'll be in some, you know, horrific war zone or something, and they'll go, we're not going to use the person's real name. And then it will be some name not common to that place at all. We're not going to use this gentleman's real name. His name is Skippy, and he's a Baker on 54th street in these war zone. Hey, just make up a name. Why they have to use the real name? I think this is some phony journalism reality thing really bugs me that they're gonna.
Christy Lee
I could tell.
Tom Griswold
It's like they're making it really obvious who this is, you know? I don't know. Pick a name out of a hat, Right? His name is Godwin. And he's a.
Christy Lee
He's an artist.
Tom Griswold
Yes, he's an artist.
Chick McGee
I am artiste.
Pat Godwin
Now, are you gonna sing us a song?
Tom Griswold
No, because we have a. We have a news story that's very important. We have a world record, right?
Christy Lee
Well, actually, we have over 1200 years ago. 1200 years ago, a Viking.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Apparently went to the bathroom so big. It is still being exhibited today. According to reports, the coprolite, or fossilized fecal chunk was discovered in 1972 beneath what is now a Lloyd's bank branch in York, England. The giant Viking turd was left behind by a Viking about the time the Vikings Captured York in 866. Measuring 8 inches long and 2 inches wide. And people were smaller back then. Keep that in mind. Yeah, it does. The largest intact piece of fossilized human feces or coprolite, ever unearthed.
Pat Godwin
Eight inches by two inches.
Tom Griswold
Oh, there's a photograph of it. It's in a museum.
Willie Griswold
It's a petrified piece of poo.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Oh, that is. Is gross.
Christy Lee
It looks like one of Bob Zany's cigars, doesn't it? A little bit. It is currently on display at the yard Jorvik Viking center in New York. In York. I'm sorry, York.
Pat Godwin
Okay, Jason, that's enough.
Christy Lee
Yeah, it's gross. However, in 2003, disaster struck when a teacher leading a school tour accidentally knocked the display case, causing the turd to fall and break into three pieces. Really tragic tragedy, Tom. Tragedy.
Pat Godwin
So they glued it back together.
Christy Lee
It was carefully restored by experts. What are you working on today, honey?
Tom Griswold
That Viking turds in three pieces.
Jeff Oskay
Just quietly whispering. I went to college for nine years.
Christy Lee
I'm sanding it down.
Tom Griswold
I would have thought they. I would have thought the largest preserved herd would be at Graceland.
Christy Lee
Yeah, £16.
Tom Griswold
That one never got out, though. What a weird thing to be studying. What?
Christy Lee
It's cop.
Tom Griswold
And. And I like coprolite. Coprolite. Sounds like.
Christy Lee
Never heard that.
Tom Griswold
I don't know. Some kind of.
Pat Godwin
Isn't there Coprophilia.
Tom Griswold
That's a thing. Yeah, but coprolite sounds like something you'd see advertised on Saturday with Larry King still alive. You know, I've been taking copper light and my memories.
Christy Lee
My memories much better with copper light.
Tom Griswold
Now you have a tribute to the Viking turd.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I have a little river band tribute.
Pat Godwin
Oh, I love. Come on.
Chick McGee
Holy crap. Take a look at that thing. 8 inches long, 2 inches wide some Viking dropped an impressive poop this constipated Norseman blew up the countryside. Have you heard about the Viking turd? The largest fossilized species they found. Have you heard about the Viking turd? Found her under an English bank deep in the ground One more time. Have you heard about the Viking turd? Yeah, everybody sings.
Christy Lee
Love it.
Tom Griswold
Well, thank you, Pat. Lovely.
Christy Lee
And once again we visit this hundreds of cyclists or naked for the Vancouver world. Naked bike riding.
Tom Griswold
This is getting. This is becoming a thing.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, like every city now.
Tom Griswold
London had one. Philadelphia has one. Famously, Vancouver now.
Christy Lee
Bikers Shed their clothes for the annual ride that took place over the weekend. The event, which promotes human powered transport, also saw some nude skateboarders and rollerbladers joining bikers for the journey.
Tom Griswold
They don't speak French in that part of Canada though, do they?
Pat Godwin
I don't know. I've never been to Vancouver. That's.
Christy Lee
It's gorgeous.
Tom Griswold
West coast. Yeah, because that, if it was over in like Quebec, it would be the Tour de no pants.
Christy Lee
Everybody get ready. You might need a pen or a piece of paper, maybe a pencil. The day culminated with a celebratory. They had a celebration picnic hosted by clothing optional rights group the naked iconoclast Fighting the yoke. Or Nifty.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's forced.
Willie Griswold
You think?
Pat Godwin
What.
Tom Griswold
And why would. What does nifty have to do with nudity?
Christy Lee
Naked iconoclasts Fighting the Yoke. And they. They count the T and yoke. How about that?
Pat Godwin
No, thanks.
Tom Griswold
Pat, did you ever attend the famous Philadelphia nude?
Chick McGee
No, they started it after I left.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Would I do it?
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
No, never.
Christy Lee
Oh, no, no. I don't know. I think you. You'd be. You'd hide everything.
Tom Griswold
If you're a guy, they give you like, they give you like a. A free T shirt and a Lysol wipe.
Christy Lee
Well, I mean your, your ass crack could be a little visible, but your, your junk could be on your bike seat between your leg.
Chick McGee
No, it'd be all over the place.
Jeff Oskay
What if it gets saggy, though? And then it goes in between the spokes like a baseball card. Sounds like a big car.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
So I was doing some research on this and I came upon this story. A man in Florida was arrested in his apartment complex after he was caught using a stationary bike in the nude. Police responded to Andover Place apartments after multiple workers witnessed a 57 year old man quote utilizing the stationary bike while being completely naked. When asked by an employee what he was doing, he said, I'm working out. He left when he was informed that the police had been called. Then a landscaper spotted the 57 year old man, and I'm quoting here, laying on the grass and vigorously masturbating near the pond.
Christy Lee
Vigorously.
Willie Griswold
I hope it was one of those old time stationary bikes that has the fan.
Pat Godwin
Oh, the twins.
Willie Griswold
Why is it getting rid of the fan? He's just trying to. To cool off his balls.
Jeff Oskay
That's nice.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I love where it says vigorously masturbating.
Pat Godwin
As opposed to a nice slow, steady speed.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Is that in that joi?
Willie Griswold
Yeah. Maybe he was watching some joi on his Phone.
Christy Lee
I just.
Pat Godwin
Do they do that? Do they say vigorously?
Jeff Oskay
Sometimes I want you to go slow. Sometimes I want you to take your time. Really not me, though. I don't listen to the rules all the time.
Christy Lee
The people in charge, they get real bossy every now and then, don't they?
Jeff Oskay
You want somebody to tell you what to do, but sometimes you don't want to listen to them. Okay, I'm gonna follow your heart, follow your spirit.
Christy Lee
You think you could do that, Christy? Tell. Tell men what to do and when to do it.
Pat Godwin
You think? I was gonna say much of a.
Tom Griswold
Stretch, but a. I'm trying to find a photograph of this. This latest naked bike ride. And every time I do, you go to one of these. It's. It's almost always there are. It's mostly guys.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. What's that say?
Tom Griswold
Well, I don't know. I think.
Christy Lee
What do you. Are you saying you might be attracted to a naked lady on a. On a naked bike ride?
Tom Griswold
Not particularly, no.
Pat Godwin
Well, then why are you looking?
Christy Lee
Yeah, why do you care?
Tom Griswold
I was just curious. I'm just curious if there's a lot of women that do this.
Christy Lee
No, no, no.
Willie Griswold
There's not a lot of women who do anything fun.
Christy Lee
Well.
Jeff Oskay
Well, you and your friends are gonna get naked, go bike riding again, aren't you, Jeff?
Christy Lee
I heard you this morning. Not yet. Okay.
Tom Griswold
This muffy ain't going on no huffy, mister.
Willie Griswold
Exactly.
Tom Griswold
No.
Christy Lee
When we come calling it a muffy.
Tom Griswold
When we come back, I was to trying to think if I was going to Schwinn. Schwing. But we've got Christy Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk.
Christy Lee
And more sports.
Tom Griswold
There's more sports.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I can't wait to hear it. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment to share?
Christy Lee
Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News. Dad. Pat Godwin. Hey, Jeff. Oscar's here. Yep. Willie Griswold. Yo. Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Hello, Chick McGee.
Christy Lee
More sports.
Tom Griswold
Very odd story about a. A. A fecal deposit made by a Viking more than a thousand years ago. That's now in A museum. It's, It's.
Christy Lee
You mean a coprolite?
Tom Griswold
Coprolite. Coprolite. Sounds like someone who's just sort of dabbling in coprophilia. Like. Like a newbie in the world of. Of poop worship.
Christy Lee
That's one of those things you're either all in or all out.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, no thanks, I'm out.
Christy Lee
I'm not just out.
Tom Griswold
But you said there was one more sports story.
Christy Lee
2. An Italian mechanic. Wait till you get a load of this.
Pat Godwin
All right.
Christy Lee
An Italian mechanic has converted an old Fiat into the world's narrowest drivable car. Andrea Marazi's so called flat Fiat measures just under 5ft tall, 11ft long and less than 20 inches wide.
Jeff Oskay
It's too small.
Christy Lee
Just enough space for a driver and one headlight. One headlight. Mr. Morazi spent a year turning a 1993 Fiat Panda. Is that right? That's cool.
Pat Godwin
Sounds cute.
Christy Lee
Into a fully electric car and has a top speed. What do you think the top speed of the world? World's flattest car is?
Jeff Oskay
26 miles per hour.
Christy Lee
26.
Pat Godwin
30.
Christy Lee
30. Pat, faster speed.
Chick McGee
The 28.
Christy Lee
28. Anybody?
Willie Griswold
I was gonna say 31.
Christy Lee
Tom's out. He knows we got a room full of jerks.
Jeff Oskay
Just prices riding everybody.
Christy Lee
$1 a buck. 9.3 miles per hour. Over.
Tom Griswold
Have you seen a picture? Have you seen a picture of this thing? There you go. It looks ridiculous. Now see, it looks like at a cartoon where. Yeah, where, where a car goes over a cliff, it gets flat and then the guy gets in. It's got four wheels.
Pat Godwin
You know what, that's hysterical.
Christy Lee
I. I take it all back. It's hilarious. You're exactly right.
Tom Griswold
And it's really well made. I mean, the headlight insert is perfect.
Pat Godwin
I doubt he has it plated, though. Come on.
Christy Lee
Well, the plate wouldn't fit on the back, it's too wide.
Tom Griswold
So just imagine it looks like a cartoon car.
Pat Godwin
It does.
Tom Griswold
And that's just great.
Christy Lee
It looks like you could slip it under a door.
Willie Griswold
It looks like if a. The slightest breeze came along, it would just blow it over.
Pat Godwin
I agree, but I think that even.
Jeff Oskay
If you fell over, you could just kind of push yourself back up. Oh yeah, you just turn, hit the gas a little bit, push up, you're back up.
Pat Godwin
Okay, that is really funny.
Jeff Oskay
It's dumb, man.
Tom Griswold
That's great. That's very good. Very good.
Christy Lee
And thousands of daredevils ran.
Pat Godwin
Wait, wait, wait. Hello?
Christy Lee
Sorry. Pat Godwin in the world's flattest car.
Chick McGee
Luigi Accusatory. I did not Not a fly home cuz I had an extra songa to do and I were talking and by the way you are right about flying in the TSA and the. The women that work there, they're just. You are totally right. But let me get back back to the story here.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
Ask my mechanic what he do this for me. Make my Fiat as thin as can be make it skinny my man Tony not like the fat PSA Tony will you thin my car Tony make me a star Tony will you thin my car? To promote my junkyard A heap heap of broke down cars I keep broke down car.
Christy Lee
All right.
Chick McGee
That's all I got everybody.
Christy Lee
Time.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Thousands ran to escape a stampeding group of bulls at the opening run of the sand for Men festival this week. Yes. The running of the bulls in Pamplona yesterday marked the first of nine morning runs or encieros during the famous celebrations held in the northern Spanish city of Pamplona.
Jeff Oskay
They do it nine times. I never knew that that was just the one run.
Christy Lee
Up to 4000 runners take part in each bull run.
Tom Griswold
Oh man.
Christy Lee
Which can last two to four minutes. Spanish newspaper L paper reported that's what.
Jeff Oskay
They'Re going to with actually it's L.
Christy Lee
P A I, S P. Maybe a few revelers had been injured but it wasn't clear if their injuries were from goring. Gorings or just falling down because they're drunk.
Jeff Oskay
I don't feel bad for any of these people.
Tom Griswold
Oh gosh.
Jeff Oskay
Because they all volunteer to do it.
Pat Godwin
Right.
Jeff Oskay
I don't. I'm not happy if anybody dies, of course. But it is kind of a dumb thing to sign up for.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And you're running on cobblestone stone. Right.
Pat Godwin
Which is hard enough to walk on.
Christy Lee
Let alone I think a lot of.
Tom Griswold
The injuries are you. They. There's 4, 000 people in a narrow space. You're going to rent another person.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And then if you're down.
Christy Lee
Oh yeah. Every.
Tom Griswold
Every once in a while someone gets gored to death. It'll. It'll happen. I know a bunch of people that have done this. It's kind of a bunch. Yeah. Macho. You know. Two of them.
Pat Godwin
I know one of them.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. I. I don't know. It's. It's become kind of a thing. Thing. Sort of a macho bucket list. Right. Of passage for some. Usually it involves staying up all night and being completely hammered. And then when they let do it drunk. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Oh yeah.
Tom Griswold
The drunker the better and the Bulls that run in the morning are the ones that are in the. The show, if you will, that night. They're the ones.
Pat Godwin
So it's their last run.
Jeff Oskay
I never realized that in bull fighting, the finale is that they kill the bull. Yeah, I just thought you would.
Pat Godwin
Think. Think the bull would live if he wins?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, but they just hang out. They got the cape going. I thought it was like a fun little.
Willie Griswold
They load up that sword and take it to a Brazilian steakhouse.
Jeff Oskay
That sounds nice.
Willie Griswold
Actually, it's pretty good.
Tom Griswold
Well, we have a. A tribute, of course, to the running.
Christy Lee
Of the bulls at Nike. We know that to get a job done, you need the right shoe. Michael Jordan doesn't step on the court without his Nike Air Jordans. And Jose Impalero doesn't step into the streets of Pamplona without his Air Toro. Air Toro. Once you strap on these bright red steer hides of, you'll be ready to run for your life. Yes. Hello. This is Jose Impalero. You know, when I put on my Air Tauros, I feel like I can. People would walk over you to get this shoe. Air Toros. Hemingway may worn have khakis, but he never got to wear Air Toros. Plenty of other famous people love their Air Toros. People like Gore Vidal, Bruce Horny Red.
Chick McGee
Skelton, and the Chicago Bulls. So push it on over to your.
Christy Lee
Favorite shoe store, Air Toronto.
Pat Godwin
Just.
Tom Griswold
There you go, celebrating the runs on the cobblestone streets. Fifteen people have died over the course of the years doing this. And in 1980, four, runners were killed by two different bulls from Gorings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is really interesting. It's. They. They run about a thousand yards. Yards or so within the. With.
Christy Lee
It's a lot. I would think it's. It would seem a lot farther than it is when you're running, I would guess. Right.
Tom Griswold
And then there.
Pat Godwin
So they get a head start.
Tom Griswold
Houses work, they shoot off some fireworks. They let the bulls go, and they have to run from wherever they're caged or penned into them.
Pat Godwin
And then you run behind the bulls.
Tom Griswold
No, no, they run right through you.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
You have to get from point A to point B. Then the. As a runner, I don't know.
Tom Griswold
The bulls are the ones running. You got to get out of their way.
Chick McGee
Oh, that's it.
Pat Godwin
You're just standing in this, and it.
Tom Griswold
Looks like everybody's wearing white with a red curtain. Stains red. Red, Yeah. A red kerchief. Yeah. There's a couple guys in.
Christy Lee
I've seen a video of it. They've Got a lot of guys diving off to the side of the road to try to get away.
Pat Godwin
Do any ladies do this?
Christy Lee
No. Gosh, no.
Willie Griswold
No.
Christy Lee
They're too smart. That's a fair question.
Tom Griswold
Whatever I ain't doing in these photographs. There's not. I don't see any in this particular group. I don't know. That's a great question.
Pat Godwin
If they're allowed. I'm gonna look that up, I guess.
Christy Lee
You want to go run with the boat with your buddies this weekend?
Chick McGee
You could have had brunch in Barcelona.
Tom Griswold
You know, my.
Christy Lee
My friends and I are golfing this weekend. Maybe we could go to Pamplona.
Pat Godwin
It says, yes, they do.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Christy Lee
Women?
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Is there a women's division?
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Historically, the event was primarily for men. However, women began participating since 1974, when a rule change allowed their involvement.
Christy Lee
Is that right?
Tom Griswold
Right.
Pat Godwin
Anyone 18 or older who is not intoxicated or carrying prohibited items can participate.
Christy Lee
What's a prohibited item?
Chick McGee
Like a knife.
Tom Griswold
There's a photograph here. This one. This picture here, this. This looks like you're at a. At a concert with 50,000 people, and there's nowhere to room, nowhere to get out of the way. I don't know how they don't get killed. They're just absolutely packed into this plaza the size of a few football fields.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. You can't carry, like, a backpack or a camera or anything. Like, probably a phone. I. I don't know, man.
Chick McGee
I can't see women doing this, though.
Pat Godwin
I can't either, but.
Tom Griswold
Well, I'm not wearing this.
Pat Godwin
Says more and more you're wearing that. Not go with this outfit.
Christy Lee
You're wearing that with that.
Tom Griswold
You're ready. That. To the bull run. Well, it's. You got eight more chances, I guess, Or. Or seven more. So it's. It's out there happening in Pamplona, just like in the Sun Also Rises, the Hemingway novel.
Christy Lee
It looks like you can watch it live if you'd like to. I'm not sure where, but there are lots of video online. It says live.
Tom Griswold
Now, do they do a wheelchair division, like some guy who. Last year.
Christy Lee
Here he is. He didn't. He didn't fare very well last year.
Chick McGee
He's giving it another shot.
Christy Lee
He's back again. Let's make a round of applause.
Jeff Oskay
That can either be really inspirational or really sad.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Isn't that the way life is, though? Yeah, I think it is.
Pat Godwin
They say 6% of the runners are women, but others debate that. They say it's probably 1 to 3% of all runners are women in the photographs.
Tom Griswold
I'm see there's no not. They're none visible. In any event, let's, let's push forward here. We have a Chick McGee across the way at the SP. Coming up we're going to visit the Silac Insurance News Desk. Is that correct?
Pat Godwin
Sure.
Christy Lee
And I'm going to tell you about Raycon Everyday earbuds by way of Stephen who sent us an email. I'm from Louisville, Kentucky, says Stephen. My wife knows I love your show. I listen every day and she just ordered me Ray Conier bucks to trade out my old non working big time name brand earbuds. I'm so excited to hear how much funnier the jokes will be coming out of the Raycon earbuds. This is absolutely the truth. We're 12 to 13% funnier with the Raycon earbuds. P.S. for Tom. Did you know Chuck Norris has a diary? No. It's called the Guinness Book of World Record.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I get it.
Christy Lee
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Tom Griswold
Well, thank you very much Chick McGee. When we come back we are going to visit Christy Lee at the news desk.
Pat Godwin
Oh, and I'm ready.
Tom Griswold
What do you got over there?
Pat Godwin
Oh, I'm so ready. Oh, we have a great marijuana story for you guys. We have a guy mauled to death by a bear because guess what he was doing.
Christy Lee
Teasing the bear.
Tom Griswold
Selfie.
Pat Godwin
Selfie. Even if the sign says don't do it, he still did it.
Tom Griswold
Well, we'll find out what happened to the bear guy. We also have a big marijuana news.
Pat Godwin
And big animal fart news.
Tom Griswold
Animal fart news.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Okay. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom show.
Christy Lee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff Oskay. Hello. There's Willie Griswold. Once again, Josh has quit. This is where last words on the air. I quit.
Chick McGee
There's you really meant to be.
Christy Lee
There's Ace Cosby. I'm. Hello, Tom. How are you?
Tom Griswold
Why don't we get. Before we get to Christy Lee News.
Pat Godwin
Yes, sir.
Tom Griswold
We've been stalling all morning, but I.
Pat Godwin
Know you hate me. It's okay.
Christy Lee
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
But.
Christy Lee
Oh, oh, also. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I just thought we would try to get today in history in. Oh, because we keep forgetting.
Pat Godwin
And what is today? July 8th.
Christy Lee
July 8th, 2000. Two and a quarter.
Pat Godwin
Nine days till my birthday.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
I'm gonna make it easy for you here. Ready? This is an easy one. Happy birthday to Ferdinand von Zeppelin.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, the guy that Zeppelin Morse code.
Tom Griswold
He invented the rigid dirigible. Not to be confused with a blimp, by the way.
Christy Lee
Well, not because semi original.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, the Hindenburg was a Zeppelin.
Pat Godwin
Yep. One of the last, wasn't it? Yeah, I kind of ruined the Zeppelin.
Tom Griswold
It was the whole helium thing.
Pat Godwin
Helium.
Tom Griswold
Helium versus hydrogen. It was full of hydrogen origin which extremely flammable.
Christy Lee
Those. Those heavier than air ship. Lighter than whatever.
Tom Griswold
Heavier. The heavier of the nearship would be like. Like almost everything. Like a car.
Christy Lee
You can make a car fly if you throw it far enough. It's just.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but they really thought the Zeppelin was going to be the future of air travel and. Yeah, well, the blimp is like kind of a variation on the famous Zeppelin. And of course the great band Led Zeppelin. Grab their name. I think they. I think they may spell it differently. I'm not sure. Let's see. John D. Rockefeller, born in this date in 1839. Invented large Christmas trees.
Chick McGee
And the oysters.
Tom Griswold
Urban urban ice skating, interestingly enough, the.
Pat Godwin
Only way to eat oysters.
Tom Griswold
His grandson Nelson. Nelson rockefeller, born in 1908.
Christy Lee
Here we go.
Tom Griswold
Nelson Rockefeller.
Christy Lee
Is that a record? Oh, no, it was the lady he was with.
Tom Griswold
Megan Marshak, I believe.
Christy Lee
Did she set a record for dressing.
Tom Griswold
Dressing a dead man?
Christy Lee
Dressing his middle name.
Tom Griswold
30.
Chick McGee
30 Rock joke.
Christy Lee
30 Rock.
Tom Griswold
Oh.
Pat Godwin
So was she sleeping with a guy and he caused him to have a heart attack and he died Certain allegations.
Christy Lee
No, he didn't. Sapo. Because it's so good.
Tom Griswold
1934. Happy birthday Marty Feldman. Can anyone name anything he was in other than Young Frankenstein?
Christy Lee
Wow. He had a TV show in the late 60s. Marty Feldman Hour. The Marty.
Pat Godwin
He's the guy with the real weird eyes.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, the go funny eye. Yeah, very funny.
Christy Lee
He was king of the world there.
Tom Griswold
For a little bit. Friend of the show. He's been in the studio that a couple times. 1949. Happy Birthday Wolfgang Puck.
Christy Lee
Now here's Tom with a limerick. Tom.
Tom Griswold
Oh, no, thank you.
Christy Lee
Once was a man named Puck, the.
Tom Griswold
King of the airport layover. Right. He's got a lot of those nice restaurants. Let's see. Happy birthday to Milo Ventimiglia.
Pat Godwin
Oh, he's a. He's a handsome fella.
Christy Lee
Oh, he was in this is Us.
Pat Godwin
Yes, he was.
Tom Griswold
And now in history, in this date in 1776, the Liberty Bell told to announce the Declaration of Independence.
Christy Lee
And they cracked it.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, famously, as it was claimed. This is interesting. In 1918, Ernest Hemingway wounded on the Italian front.
Pat Godwin
He actually fought.
Tom Griswold
He. Believe it or not, this is going.
Pat Godwin
I honestly did not know that.
Tom Griswold
I'm going from memory. He was very young, like 18, I think. And he was delivering, I think chocolate or cigarettes to the Italian army. Literally. I mean it was. It was.
Christy Lee
I thought it was a woman. Woman.
Tom Griswold
No, he. Then he. The book of Farewell to Arms. Talks about some of that stuff. Yeah, that. That's a true story.
Christy Lee
Farewell to Arms with the guy who got his arms blown.
Tom Griswold
No, no.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's Venus de Milo on the COVID Sounds right.
Tom Griswold
On a lighter note, this is really famous. I'll see if Oscar knows this one. 1967, the monkeys went out live on their so called Summer of Love tour.
Willie Griswold
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Now, do you remember who famously opened some of those shows? It's probably the most famous poor matchup in the history of touring. Jimmy Hendrix.
Christy Lee
Wow.
Tom Griswold
That's. It's become legendary.
Pat Godwin
What was the thought behind that at the time? I haven't.
Tom Griswold
Who knows? I mean, the Monkeys were huge. They sold more records than the Beatles. What, the next year was it?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I was seven years old. That was more my wheelhouse jam.
Willie Griswold
Oh my gosh, I love me. What was it? Last Train to Clark. I love that thing.
Tom Griswold
In the Rock and Roll News, Journey's Escape album released in 1981 with Don't Stop Believing.
Pat Godwin
Oh, that song's forever going to live.
Tom Griswold
Yep.
Chick McGee
Never. Never heard it.
Willie Griswold
Hate that song.
Pat Godwin
It.
Willie Griswold
Oh, can't stand.
Christy Lee
Right here. High five. Five. Yes, sir.
Chick McGee
It's a great little melody.
Tom Griswold
And lastly, Roger Waters. Roger Waters did the Wall live in Berlin in 1990.
Willie Griswold
That'd be cool.
Christy Lee
Breaking the world record for self importance.
Chick McGee
And that's my buddy playing. Playing the gilmore parts. Rick DeFonzo from Philadelphia.
Tom Griswold
Whatever. Thank you very much.
Pat Godwin
I was not. I'm gonna say this. I was never a Floyd fan.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
A minute.
Pat Godwin
Dark side of the Moon. You had to have that album.
Christy Lee
In.
Jeff Oskay
Your meat when I started smoking weed. Probably because I grew up around here. I heard about the. The dark side when you're stoned. Me and my friends, we called it Floyding. We just get stoned. We'd all lay around, listen to that. Oh, dude, I can hear the music better. Just little idiots. Fun, though.
Willie Griswold
Like, I liked Floyd more than, like, all my friends. Love Led Zeppelin. I loved Pink Floyd.
Chick McGee
I'm with you on that. I'm with you on that one.
Pat Godwin
I don't know.
Tom Griswold
Well, that will conclude our day in history, and we now can finally turn to Christ.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Let's go.
Pat Godwin
A new study shows labels on marijuana products often misrepresent their potency.
Christy Lee
There are labels on marijuana products.
Jeff Oskay
You're telling me that the thing on the jar that says Durban Poison might be lying to me? You're telling me my Jack, Alaskan thunder and F is actually what they say?
Christy Lee
And I'm not asking Willie this. I'm just opening it to. How do that. What is, like, a alcohol beverage on a can of beer? 6%. How do they quantify that? On. On weed.
Jeff Oskay
So, like, conventional pot is, like, anywhere between, like, 18 and 32%. And then, like, with dabs and all that kind of stuff. So this is THC, or it's like, 99% pure THC. 92% for. I got a lot of those numbers wrong. Don't.
Chick McGee
What is a dab? I've never heard of a dab.
Jeff Oskay
A dab is hash oil. So if weed is beer, hash oil is whiskey.
Tom Griswold
A little dab. Do you a brill, cream?
Christy Lee
A little dab.
Pat Godwin
Researchers from the University of Colorado at Boulder analyzed products sold at dispensaries across the state and discovered nearly half of cannabis flower products are inaccurately labeled, with most showing they contain more THC than they really do.
Christy Lee
Oh, great.
Jeff Oskay
Good news for everybody.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Look at that.
Pat Godwin
There you go.
Tom Griswold
So wait a minute.
Willie Griswold
I always wondered when they. And I know this. This is gonna sound stupid, but, like, when you're making the edibles.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
And you're putting the stuff into the thing, and you stir it up and you pour it in the pan. How do you know 99% isn't in one corner and there's none in the other corner?
Jeff Oskay
I think so. I've had that issue, and I make them at home. I think these guys have a better system now.
Willie Griswold
Well, they're saying they don't because they're off on their numbers.
Tom Griswold
So they're saying, what if it says. Says what? What would be a number? If it says 14, it's really 8.
Pat Godwin
Well, are they talking about milligrams? Like, it's a no.
Jeff Oskay
So this would be the percentage of THC within the product, whatever you're getting. So conventional pot, like the stuff that you got, if it's in a joint or whatever, that's around 20 to 30, I'm pretty sure. And then with the concentrates, they can get anywhere from 80 to, like, 99.
Christy Lee
If you're making brownies or something, don't you, like, make it into a butter and then put it into a mix.
Jeff Oskay
Or something, making a. But you can use flour. You can use hashtag you want.
Christy Lee
Yeah. So it's uniformly through the entire. It's not just in one corner.
Chick McGee
Well, but you don't know that.
Christy Lee
I know that. See it. I know when you said this is going to sound stupid, but I had no idea.
Tom Griswold
So this is the legal stuff sold in.
Pat Godwin
Yes. In Colorado. I've never been to a.
Tom Griswold
And it has to be.
Pat Godwin
I don't know.
Tom Griswold
It has to be made in Colorado. Right. Because none of these products are allowed to cross state lines. I remember reading an article about. What's his name, Jim Belushi, who apparently has a really good farm in, I want to say, Oregon. I'm kind of forgetting. And he was saying the problem was they couldn't take their product and sell it across the state line. He might. He may be in Washington. I forget. It was a while back.
Willie Griswold
But there's a whole show of him and his marijuana farm.
Pat Godwin
Really?
Willie Griswold
It's interesting for about an episode.
Christy Lee
Episode, okay. Yeah, it lasts about an episode or two, maybe.
Tom Griswold
Do you watch it while high?
Willie Griswold
Yeah, I mean, I would if I was.
Christy Lee
Not a boy.
Jeff Oskay
If you're listening on the radio.
Willie Griswold
Saved it.
Jeff Oskay
If you're listening on radio, you can't tell Jeff's a stoner. If you're watching the YouTube, they figured it out, buddy.
Tom Griswold
Okay, what is your. In the event that you were in a place where it was legal, what would be your. A form of intake, if you will?
Willie Griswold
I would like a joint that's been rolled in Keith, and then dipped in.
Tom Griswold
Oh, what is. What does that mean?
Jeff Oskay
So they take a joint. Keef is like when you grind your weed, there's like a sieve at the bottom. And so the tiny particles, I forget exactly what it's called, but they fall through. Looks like dust. It's like little green dust. And then you take that, you roll a regular joint, you dip that in hash oil, and then you roll that around in the queue like it's like puppy chow. Like the thing you make in the summertime with, like, a confectionary.
Pat Godwin
Sugar.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Those things will get you in trouble. Yeah, those things are wild.
Tom Griswold
Oh, so you like to. What is some of the terminology? Do you fire up a doobie? Is that still a thing?
Willie Griswold
Just smoke out.
Tom Griswold
Smoke out.
Pat Godwin
Prefer smoking over edibles.
Willie Griswold
Oh, I, I, I'll.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
I mean, I'll do whatever's available. Like, if I was going to a dispensary, I would get some edibles, I would get some flowers, maybe a drink, and I would do all three at the same time.
Tom Griswold
Do they make this. These are all dumb questions. Do they make, like, a nicotine patch for pot?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, they do.
Tom Griswold
Like a transdermal. They really do.
Jeff Oskay
I've never had one that's thc, but I got one that's CBD in it. And I put it on my low back and it would help with back pain.
Tom Griswold
It was great. Does it have, like, a picture of Jerry Garcia on it or something?
Jeff Oskay
No, honestly, it looks.
Willie Griswold
They have, like, hand lotion lotions you can use. Have THC in them.
Jeff Oskay
Chapstick.
Willie Griswold
Yeah. Like you rub on your sore muscles.
Christy Lee
And I overuse the hand lotion one and you sleep for days.
Willie Griswold
Oh, really?
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah, that's absolutely true.
Willie Griswold
Do they make suppositories, probably for people who are sick?
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
What I did was take the hand lotion and just squirt it up my nice little.
Jeff Oskay
There's this really strong.
Christy Lee
Do they have suppository?
Tom Griswold
Well, I'm asking if they have. I have transdermal. I'm just asking. That could be for someone who had a specific issue.
Jeff Oskay
There's something called rso Rick Simpson Oil, developed by this guy, Rick Simpson. Again, I'm getting some of these details wrong.
Christy Lee
But he was sick.
Willie Griswold
No, you're right.
Jeff Oskay
Pharmaceuticals couldn't help. And he develops his own just marijuana concentrate. And you can rub it on your skin, you can eat it. It does usually come in a syringe. It comes in a syringe and then sometimes your sister Lucy, she's staying at your house, and she finds it and.
Willie Griswold
She goes, oh, my God, what a are you doing?
Christy Lee
You're shooting up.
Jeff Oskay
I promise. It's just weird.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
So the conclusion of this article is that you've got the. According to the University of Colorado, the amounts of whatever it is, THC on these things is not really Correct.
Pat Godwin
Correct.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
I mean, that is the.
Tom Griswold
And that. Now, I asked this question a couple weeks ago, and I still don't remember if we ever had an answer. Have they come up with a test on the road? If they pull somebody over Is they haven't come up with a thing. Hey, you're too stoned to be driving. Driving.
Jeff Oskay
If it smells and you have anything in your System the last 30 days, you can get a lot of trouble.
Christy Lee
Yep. Okay, 30 days.
Willie Griswold
But just like alcohol you shouldn't do. You shouldn't drive while on it.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
I mean, be responsible.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, for sure.
Tom Griswold
When you're doing. When you. Once again, if you're in a place where this is legal and you're on one of these adventures, does your. Does your. Does your lady friend participate in the seminar?
Christy Lee
Okay, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Now, does this ever lead to any kind of like. Like. Like, say, the marriage act, Sexual congress. Sexual congress. Intimate.
Willie Griswold
I mean, I wouldn't say just because of that, but yeah. On vacation.
Tom Griswold
So you're not. You're not suffering from dick pot or.
Chick McGee
I don't think it works like that.
Christy Lee
Does it.
Pat Godwin
Wouldn't it be pot dick?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it could be. I'm trying to think of refresh. Hi, I'm. I'm Dick Reefer.
Christy Lee
It's not dick whiskey.
Tom Griswold
Does it have that effect?
Jeff Oskay
Maybe in the fact that it just makes you tired? So you don't want to kind of move around like that?
Willie Griswold
Oh, no, it doesn't affect.
Christy Lee
Oh, really? No, I want to move out of this room. I know that.
Tom Griswold
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Pat Godwin
Yeah. And do you pee in the ocean? We'll talk about that coming up.
Tom Griswold
Everybody pees in the ocean. And we also have, do you, have you have a nickname for your car? Right, Right.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, Biggie.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. A lot of people do. I do not. We're going to find out what the most common ones are when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
Pat Godwin
Do I get to win something?
Christy Lee
Ready to rumble. Christy Lee, Willie Griswold, Pat Godwin, Jeff.
Tom Griswold
Oskar, I don't think you're allowed to say, are you ready to rumble?
Christy Lee
Ace Cosby. I owe somebody like 50 bucks. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?
Tom Griswold
Maybe you could make it a statement. We are rumbling.
Christy Lee
There you go.
Tom Griswold
Lord, I was born a rumbling man.
Christy Lee
How sad that he went to the. Oh, I like that he went there. I'm patent. I'd like to get a patent on get ready to rumble.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Christy Lee
Sad, twisted f. What about the repeat? Well, now, that's a shrewd business move.
Pat Godwin
Really?
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah.
Pat Godwin
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Has it been used again ever?
Christy Lee
It's been a while, but remember, the chiefs almost did it. Right.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I see. Well, we're gonna finally check in with Christy Lee at the Babatom news desk again. What have you got over there?
Pat Godwin
New survey of 2,000Americans show though a surprising number have a nickname for their cars. According to the Talker Research poll, one in three adults has nicknamed their car that's Hot.
Tom Griswold
Way too high.
Christy Lee
Way, way high. Thank you, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Let's go around Ace, you got a nickname?
Christy Lee
Rustina.
Tom Griswold
Stop right there.
Pat Godwin
That's accurate.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Chick. You. You don't, do you?
Christy Lee
No, I don't.
Tom Griswold
Mr. Oskay.
Willie Griswold
Not now. My first car nickname was F.M. pisa. S. Yeah, for most of my life.
Tom Griswold
Mr. Godwin.
Chick McGee
Baby maker.
Christy Lee
He likes the car. He likes the car. Tom, you have not. You have not had a vasectomy, have you?
Tom Griswold
No.
Christy Lee
Huh.
Jeff Oskay
You went with Baby Maker.
Pat Godwin
Still make babies?
Chick McGee
I just made one a couple years ago.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, 14 years ago.
Tom Griswold
14?
Christy Lee
Is that a couple? Is that how old you are? 14 years is a couple years.
Chick McGee
14 in my years is just a couple.
Tom Griswold
All right, Christy, I have a figgy figure. Explain what that is.
Pat Godwin
I have a Nissan Figaro and I call her Figgy.
Tom Griswold
Yes, that's a right hand drive Japanese car.
Willie Griswold
Is it a manual, Christie?
Pat Godwin
No, mine's an automatic.
Christy Lee
From the Stuart Little car.
Tom Griswold
It's a tiny, tiny little car.
Pat Godwin
If it were a manual transmission, that would be a. A whole different ball game.
Willie Griswold
I wondered about shifting opposite hand.
Pat Godwin
It would be weird. I could do it, but I would have to practice.
Tom Griswold
Will, you don't have a name for your car?
Jeff Oskay
No, I don't.
Pat Godwin
Do you have a name for your car?
Tom Griswold
No. Didn't you used to call your car Repo? Yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Chick McGee
I thought you had two of those.
Jeff Oskay
I thought you called it Deer Killer.
Chick McGee
Ah, no kidding.
Christy Lee
Yeah. How many. How many dared you've hit in.
Chick McGee
In one year?
Christy Lee
I tell the truth.
Chick McGee
Absolutely. 2016 was a to.
Willie Griswold
That's a lot of deer.
Christy Lee
Let alone keep count.
Tom Griswold
You that how you go deers? Yeah. You add the S. I totaled two.
Chick McGee
Jettas, hit two deers.
Pat Godwin
Maybe you should known a Jetta or deer attractors.
Christy Lee
You know, I bet there is a certain amount, there's a certain car that makes a noise that attracts deers.
Pat Godwin
You think?
Chick McGee
Must be a Jetta.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I fell into that deer whistle thing.
Pat Godwin
It didn't work?
Christy Lee
No, it attracts. You said it attracted.
Tom Griswold
I don't know, but I'd never had a deer in my life. I put a deer whistle on my car and I hit one.
Willie Griswold
So I thought the name for your new car was the Rocket.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that. Oh, the new one. Well, that's true. I refer to it as the Rocket because it is.
Pat Godwin
Oh, there you go. That's a nickname. Gen X and millennials are most likely to name their cars, with more than 40% of each doing so.
Christy Lee
Come on.
Pat Godwin
Boomers are the least likely to give their car a name with only a third saying they've done so.
Christy Lee
Thanks, Boomer.
Pat Godwin
A little over 10 of those surveyed said they think that cars have feelings.
Christy Lee
Is that right?
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Now they're just effing with the.
Christy Lee
If.
Tom Griswold
If someone says their car has feelings, reject them as a human being and. Or friend.
Pat Godwin
I have the names given the car.
Christy Lee
Oh. Go ahead.
Pat Godwin
Are you ready for this?
Christy Lee
Sure.
Pat Godwin
Love bug.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
I saw there's a Volkwagon out there painted exactly like Herby. The love bug.
Pat Godwin
Serious.
Christy Lee
53. The whole thing.
Pat Godwin
Are you serious?
Christy Lee
Absolutely serious.
Pat Godwin
Puddle jumper.
Christy Lee
Well, that's a plane.
Chick McGee
That's a little.
Christy Lee
That's a flight.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. That's not a car, is it?
Christy Lee
No.
Pat Godwin
Old flame.
Tom Griswold
Well, that's a bad idea.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Maybe it's a Fiero.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was. No, I was think. Yeah, Yeah. I was thinking more in terms of. Yes, I've. I've named this car after my ex girlfriend.
Pat Godwin
This is a weird one. Buttercups Folly. That sounds like a horse's name.
Christy Lee
Buttercup's Folly.
Pat Godwin
Ridiculous.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, sounds like.
Christy Lee
What year is it? 1938.
Tom Griswold
Sounds like the illegitimate. The illegitimate daughter of a racehorse.
Christy Lee
Hello, I'm Charles McGee at the racecourse and today we're following Buttercup Folly.
Pat Godwin
Road Warrior is one. Batmobile. That seems natural. Nasty beast. There we go.
Christy Lee
I was married to a nasty beast.
Pat Godwin
Now I did not. This is. You can see where I got this right? The rolling turf.
Tom Griswold
Obviously.
Christy Lee
Hang on.
Pat Godwin
Why did you make that up?
Tom Griswold
No, it's. Look at that.
Christy Lee
Okay, now on. Will you do me a favor? I asked for solo. Will you just start putting rolling turd in random news stories and don't tell us so we can run into another news rolling turn. Wait a minute.
Pat Godwin
The slug. Toothless. That's a stupid name.
Jeff Oskay
I think that is after the dragon and how to train your dragon. That's the name of the dragon.
Christy Lee
Very, very popular movie.
Chick McGee
Black Caro.
Pat Godwin
Silver Bullet. I get that if your car's silver. The Beast.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
The Millennium Falcon Green Machine. H. Here's one that I don't get. Beach whistle.
Jeff Oskay
Got nothing for that.
Christy Lee
Beach whistle.
Tom Griswold
Is that. Is that like a.
Christy Lee
Like. Hey, that sounds like a bottomless lifeguard or something. Hey, check out that beach whistle over there.
Jeff Oskay
I tell you what.
Christy Lee
Got no panties on. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
We get an E. We get an east wind. That thing starts to howl.
Pat Godwin
Turtle. The grocery Getter. That must be a minivan.
Christy Lee
Grocery getter.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Party Chicken. Oh, party.
Christy Lee
Party Chicken.
Pat Godwin
Unless you have that chicken on top of your car. That I've seen. And Blue Goose. Those are stupid names.
Tom Griswold
Okay, quiz time. Famous cars in popcorn culture. This. I'll start with you. Let's see who. William, do you know this one? Knight Rider kit.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, this is a tough one. Chick, huh? Ghostbusters.
Christy Lee
Oh, oh, Ecto one or something.
Tom Griswold
Very good. Ecto. Ecto one.
Christy Lee
It was on the license plate, but I don't know if they named it that.
Tom Griswold
Right, Mr. Oscar, you'll get this one. A Scooby Doo.
Willie Griswold
The Mystery Machine.
Christy Lee
Of course I know old man Jenkins.
Tom Griswold
This is. This is the one. I would never have gotten this next one. The Green Hornet.
Christy Lee
Oh, gosh. Oh, man.
Chick McGee
Cato, what do they call this car?
Christy Lee
The Green. Like the Stinger? No, that was his.
Tom Griswold
It's. The answer is Black Beauty.
Christy Lee
Yes. Yes. Yes. You're. Exactly. Yes. That's. Yeah, it was very. It was very popular. Now that he said. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Okay, so I have one.
Pat Godwin
One more I think we should throw in here because it goes into our next story.
Tom Griswold
We're gonna.
Pat Godwin
Gonna. Maybe. He called his car Ball Crusher. A garage owner in the UK Says his manhood was left unrecognizable after he was crushed by his car.
Christy Lee
Unrecognizable how?
Pat Godwin
Carl Farrar was attempting to reverse a BMW. Thank you for asking, Willie. In his garage when he set the handbrake, stepped out of the car, but it rolled backward down a ramp, slamming him against a wall. He was rushed to the local hospital. Doctors confirmed severe soft tissue damage to his pelvis and groin. Mr. Farrar.
Tom Griswold
That's a fancy way of saying crushed.
Pat Godwin
Crushed nuts, yeah. Mr. Farrar later told the Mirror, quote, my man bits were smashed to bits. He added that parts of his anatomy remain unrecognizable, and he's unsure whether everything still works or functions, but he's staying optimistic.
Christy Lee
What is it, Tom? Crush nuts? No. Just broke my arm.
Tom Griswold
Right.
Christy Lee
Something like that.
Tom Griswold
No, the guy, he limps in to get some ice cream.
Christy Lee
Yes. Yes. And he's got a.
Tom Griswold
He's got. He's. He's. He's on crutches.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
And. And. And the. The. The clerk.
Christy Lee
Yeah, that's what he. Crush nuts, he says.
Tom Griswold
No, no, I. I just broke my leg.
Pat Godwin
And if you thought that was bad. A staff member tried to move the car off of him, but forgot it was still in reverse. Pinning Mr. Ferrar a second time.
Christy Lee
I'm pushing the gas before finally freeing him.
Tom Griswold
So his. His BMW is known. Known as the Pecker Wrecker.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
That's awful.
Pat Godwin
Yikes.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Don't. Don't use your groin as a.
Christy Lee
What else? A General Lee, I guess.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Oh, did you see? They just jumped yeah, City fountain with the. Generally.
Pat Godwin
Sure did.
Jeff Oskay
The footage is really cool. And then you see the Confederate flag.
Christy Lee
And you're like, ah. Lands awkwardly.
Tom Griswold
But if you. If you see that. It looks like he hits a guy at the end. Yeah, it's. It's a. The. It's the. Generally. It's a fake one or whatever. It's not the real one, but it goes up over the fountain and then it lands and it veers way left.
Willie Griswold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
And it looks like it hits a guy on the side there.
Jeff Oskay
It's a photographer. He dips behind like a concrete barrel.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah. Okay.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I think he's fine, but he was waiting way too long to get that shot.
Christy Lee
Yeah, just give it up, man.
Tom Griswold
All I remember about that story was the guy that did it, the stuntman. It said in the article that he's available, you can hire him for parties. Did you see that? I'll find the article. I'm not kidding.
Christy Lee
Really?
Pat Godwin
No.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, you can. That'd be kind of cool.
Pat Godwin
A one trick pony.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but what a great trick. Guy's gonna bring a car and jump over a fountain.
Willie Griswold
I. I was gambling. I had to show up in Michigan at a casino. And afterwards, I was gambling and talking to the. The dealer, and somebody was like, oh, are you blowing all your money? I was like, that you made. I was like, no, they pay you in a check. And the dealer goes, they pay you in a check because of Evel Knievel Jr. And I go, why? What happened? He goes, he came and jumped the casino and he. We paid him in cash and he went up to the high stakes room and ended up going into so much debt because of that that he had to come and jump the casino three times for free.
Christy Lee
Love that story.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, that's such a good story.
Christy Lee
Wow, that's cool.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Was that Robbie Knievel?
Willie Griswold
Yeah, the junior son.
Tom Griswold
The late Robbie.
Willie Griswold
It wasn't the main Knievel.
Tom Griswold
Robbie was awesome. He was great. A very good jumper and apparently not.
Willie Griswold
Very good at poker.
Christy Lee
Well, he's just amazing. He's amazing athlete and just a wonderful man.
Tom Griswold
No, I just.
Christy Lee
He was a hillbilly like his dad. Okay.
Tom Griswold
Okay, wait a second.
Christy Lee
He won the Nobel Prize.
Tom Griswold
Do you remember what the. What the car was in Kill Bill?
Christy Lee
No, no, no, I never saw that.
Tom Griswold
I'm not sure I can say that on the radio.
Christy Lee
Oh, a wagon.
Tom Griswold
I'm not sure I could say that. For the sake of. For the sake of getting this thing.
Christy Lee
Will say anything I tell. Watch me now.
Tom Griswold
For the sake of getting the hell out of here. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24. 7. Get all the info in the VIP area@bobandtom.com. welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.
Pat Godwin
Dizzy.
Christy Lee
There's Pat Godwin with a song for us ready to go. There's Jeff Os.
Tom Griswold
I just gave Christy kind of a weird story.
Christy Lee
Hello, Willie Griswold. Yep, that's Ace. I'm Chick. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Chick, I know you're a fan of this sort of thing.
Christy Lee
What? What sort of thing?
Tom Griswold
A lot of unusual names of cities and towns.
Christy Lee
Oh sure.
Tom Griswold
Over in Ireland and England and Scotland and like Cox.
Christy Lee
Well, or something. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
A man has died after an alleged attack in Paisley, Scotland. The 39 year old was found on Gordon Road at about 2:30 in the morning. Taken to Queen Elizabeth University Hospital in Glasgow where he died a short time later. Please report the 40 year old had been. A 40 year old man has been arrested though in connection with this death. But an official inquiry is still ongoing.
Tom Griswold
I just thought the name of the town, Paisley, Scotland, you're probably familiar with it. It's just south of Bell Bottom, Scotland.
Christy Lee
Huh. Isn't that near Nehru? Yes. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Of course. You can see the coast of Ireland from there. It's amazing.
Christy Lee
I used to have a house in Mock Neck.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Ironically, the guy said I would never be caught dead in Paisley. And yet look what happened.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, look. What was that?
Christy Lee
Prince's recording Student, Paisley Park.
Pat Godwin
It was.
Christy Lee
Sure Pat was there. Recorded a couple songs.
Chick McGee
Oh, you know, hung out. Yeah, we had pancakes.
Christy Lee
Really?
Pat Godwin
Who's taller?
Christy Lee
Prince love pancakes. I am believing you're taller. A lot taller.
Pat Godwin
Really?
Tom Griswold
Have you been to the Rock and Roll hall of Fame?
Pat Godwin
Not the one in Cleveland.
Tom Griswold
I was the one in when I was there. I'm not sure if that's if it's a permanent display or not, but they had Prince. A little mannequin of Prince.
Pat Godwin
Huh?
Tom Griswold
And that. It was a very small man.
Christy Lee
Looked like a Barbie.
Tom Griswold
I mean just Barbie doll. You see that outfit, you go wow, that's.
Pat Godwin
He wore a lot of high heels.
Chick McGee
He came to a Comdy show in Miami.
Jeff Oskay
Oh really?
Chick McGee
Comedy zone. Yeah. 11th and one Washington.
Christy Lee
Is that right?
Pat Godwin
Were you performing?
Chick McGee
Yeah, he's in the balcony. Up in the balcony. Did not meet him, just did the show.
Christy Lee
Were you trying comedy this time?
Chick McGee
I did try it. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Did he laugh?
Chick McGee
He did laugh. He's up there with the singer, John Sakata. Cicada.
Christy Lee
Yeah, cicada. But he only gets out every 17 years. Thank you very much.
Pat Godwin
You're welcome.
Jeff Oskay
Man.
Pat Godwin
An Italian motorcyclist was bald to death by a bear.
Tom Griswold
B, a lot of death.
Pat Godwin
Mauled. Listen, clean out your ears after parking.
Christy Lee
Way to go, Christy. Put him in his plane.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, had enough of you this week.
Chick McGee
I even did my prince bit for.
Jeff Oskay
Him, by the way.
Chick McGee
I wasn't done talking.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, you have a princess.
Pat Godwin
You have a prince bit.
Chick McGee
Oh, I did in my first act.
Christy Lee
Yeah, my first act.
Chick McGee
My first act. I'm in the fourth act.
Christy Lee
Nobody will be seated during the first act.
Tom Griswold
You need. You need a guitar for your prince bit?
Chick McGee
No, I did it on a. Yes, a guitar.
Pat Godwin
Oh, here we go.
Tom Griswold
Here it is, man.
Chick McGee
Not everybody can do Christmas music.
Christy Lee
Oh.
Chick McGee
Oh, I know that Prince is so, of course, sexual, but Prince, at this point, you know, he. He's not appropriate for Christmas music. This is Prince doing a Christmas song.
Christy Lee
Let's get naked.
Chick McGee
Rather. Christmas tree sounds dirty. Christmas is for children.
Tom Griswold
That's a good laugh. Yeah, put that. Put that back in the show.
Christy Lee
That's Prince Hall.
Tom Griswold
Put that back in.
Pat Godwin
An Italian motorist mold to death by a bear after death.
Tom Griswold
What is he? A motorist? What's the guy doing?
Pat Godwin
An Italian motorcyclist.
Christy Lee
Ah, wasn't there.
Pat Godwin
I said that three times now. Are you guys listening?
Christy Lee
Beware of maulings.
Pat Godwin
He was parked next to a. A do not feed the bear sign.
Christy Lee
Chick. Yeah, he was.
Pat Godwin
Romanian authority said the victim, Omar Farang Zinn, had stopped at a popular tourist area and reportedly tried to feed a bear when it dragged him into a ravine. Emergency response.
Tom Griswold
So wait a minute now. Wait a second. So then he did really feed the bear?
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah, he sure did. He was the food.
Christy Lee
A lot of people lose sight of that. Very good time, huh?
Pat Godwin
Emergency responders later found that he had been mauled to death. The head of the Argus County Mountain Rescue Service and Ion Sandalo told the BBC the victim parked his bike next to the sign that warned him not to feed the bears. The bear was later euthanized, though.
Tom Griswold
So why do they do.
Jeff Oskay
That's not the why.
Pat Godwin
Because he got a taste of human flesh. Kids, public safety.
Jeff Oskay
The bear is just being a bear.
Christy Lee
I promise not to do it again.
Pat Godwin
Mr. Zinn also had taken selfies with the animals the day before his death. God.
Christy Lee
So he went back.
Pat Godwin
Yes. The Italian tourist phone was also found, which contained some pictures prior to the Attack with the bear approaching. There were pictures. There were close ups. Oh, my God.
Christy Lee
One of you saw a picture of.
Pat Godwin
There he is. First responders who found Mr. Zinn's body quickly realized they were also in danger, which is one of the reasons they had to euthanize the bear.
Willie Griswold
Chubby little fingers.
Christy Lee
He was.
Willie Griswold
Was eating those like little sausages.
Christy Lee
You know what? Think a finger bone is a toothpick. Afterwards, that bear. That bear knows good meal when he sees.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that bear. That bear had quite a buffet there.
Christy Lee
I'd like some meat. A lot of fat.
Chick McGee
And he's gonna have to take the shell off, though.
Tom Griswold
That's a helmet, I think.
Willie Griswold
Now you got to crack the shell off.
Christy Lee
God, those humans have a tough head, don't they, man?
Tom Griswold
Now, just. They. Did they leave it up, do you suppose?
Pat Godwin
Leave the sign up?
Tom Griswold
No, the. The fact that he posted it, obviously. We found it. So did they leave this guy's.
Christy Lee
So that guy's dead.
Tom Griswold
Social media.
Pat Godwin
That guy's dead.
Tom Griswold
The bear ate him. Oh, man.
Pat Godwin
They mauled him to death. It didn't say he ate him to death.
Christy Lee
Well, he's dead.
Jeff Oskay
The language that they used. Like, they said that he was dragged into a ravine. That makes it so much scarier, just being dragged by a bear.
Tom Griswold
You.
Pat Godwin
Do you think he was alive while he was being dragged or anything?
Tom Griswold
Of course. I'll bet there was some screaming.
Christy Lee
Oh, he screamed like a little girl.
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Christy Lee
And where was this?
Tom Griswold
Romania.
Christy Lee
Romania.
Tom Griswold
Is that where the werewolves are, right?
Pat Godwin
Vampires?
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Maybe he'll come back as a bear wolf.
Christy Lee
What did you say bear wolf or.
Tom Griswold
No, it'd be a wolf man.
Pat Godwin
Bear wolf. Bear wolf.
Tom Griswold
Bear man. No, no. I don't know.
Christy Lee
Wouldn't it be a werewolf wolf? They're. They're a wolf. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Okay, sorry.
Pat Godwin
The insect known as the beaded lace wing. Are you familiar with them?
Jeff Oskay
I'm not. What are they up to?
Pat Godwin
Well, they have a power, Willie, that's very unique in the animal kingdom.
Christy Lee
I love it.
Jeff Oskay
When they have powers, it can kill.
Pat Godwin
Prey with their flatulence. That's right. According to Discover Wildlife, most insects possess an anus and may produce gas. Many of these include termites and cockroaches. However, the carnivores, larvae of beaded lace wings, use their farts to kill prey. That's the carnivorous. I didn't say that. Right.
Willie Griswold
Is that just a stink bug?
Pat Godwin
The bugs aim a foul cloud of toxicants at their victims and essentially kill them with their farts.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, okay. These things look like. They look like Wings. It just looks like a little tiny wing. But obviously very potent flatulence for a little critter like that. Yep, that's a weird superpower.
Willie Griswold
I almost killed Christy yesterday with what I left in the bowl.
Pat Godwin
Oh, my God. Okay.
Willie Griswold
Which, by the way, I am so sorry about that. I thought everyone was done for the day.
Chick McGee
Do a courtesy flush.
Willie Griswold
Oh, I flushed.
Pat Godwin
It was not the end pat.
Willie Griswold
It was all I was gonna need, like a whisk brush.
Jeff Oskay
He blew it up a lot of Clorox, dude. I was staying at my friend's house, and I had one of those. And then afterwards, I just had to pee. And then I gotta pee and clean the bowl off.
Willie Griswold
Oh, you ever do that? That's fun.
Jeff Oskay
That's my favorite thing to do. One of life's best pleasures.
Pat Godwin
I appreciate the fact that you owned up to it, though.
Willie Griswold
No, it's always me.
Jeff Oskay
Chris. Christy walked out of the bathroom. Which one of you jackasses used my bathroom?
Willie Griswold
Oh, I didn't hear you.
Christy Lee
I would have.
Jeff Oskay
That's so funny.
Willie Griswold
I would have apologized.
Pat Godwin
I was so disgusted.
Jeff Oskay
The nicest, sweetest, smallest woman.
Chick McGee
Just getting so furious.
Willie Griswold
It was the last break of the day. I thought everyone was about to go home. No one would be using it anytime soon.
Pat Godwin
People are clean.
Willie Griswold
I don't care about.
Pat Godwin
Why don't we have a toilet brush in there so you can clean?
Willie Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
Oh, it needed a brush.
Pat Godwin
Maybe a. Oh, yeah, it needed a brush.
Tom Griswold
Maybe a power washer. Okay, so. I'm sorry. So will you learn something today in the world of science? The beaded lace wing.
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Tom Griswold
The power of flatulence.
Pat Godwin
Power of a fart.
Tom Griswold
How weird. Okay, well, thanks, Christy. Coming up. What do you got?
Pat Godwin
Well, we have America's beach behavior. Would you pee in the ocean?
Jeff Oskay
Everyone pees in the ocean.
Christy Lee
Everybody pees.
Jeff Oskay
That's why the water's so salty.
Christy Lee
That's what the ocean.
Pat Godwin
Even fish pee in the ocean.
Chick McGee
Don't do a lot more than that.
Christy Lee
And they have sex.
Pat Godwin
Naked guy in a pool. We have our lefties. More creative than righties.
Christy Lee
No. Oh, sorry.
Pat Godwin
Are you left handed?
Christy Lee
No, I'm not. No.
Willie Griswold
I was born left handed.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah. You had a beat out of you.
Tom Griswold
Yep.
Chick McGee
I'm empty.
Willie Griswold
Catholic school, baby.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah. They forced him into being a right.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, they won't. They wouldn't let you write left handed. It was like the sign of the devil back when I was growing up.
Tom Griswold
I believe it's. I believe it's Seon of Satan. I believe it's the phrase in Latin or was that English chick right over there telling me about we feel safe.
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Tom Griswold
You very much, trickster. When we come back, we will be exploring many things including if you're left handed, are you more creative? That's been out there for a long time. We're going to find out the truth. Also, we have a Pope Leo Update. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lean, Willie Griswold. God.
Pat Godwin
Oh, you're not having fun.
Christy Lee
What's going on over there in the news den, if you will.
Pat Godwin
Authorities in Florida encountered an unusual situation when a naked guy went for a swim in a stranger's pool and refused to leave.
Christy Lee
Hello, naked guy.
Pat Godwin
WSVN reports the Fort Lauderdale police officers responded to the call, tried to coax the naked man out of the pool.
Christy Lee
Come on, Pat, Pal, homeowner.
Pat Godwin
Here we go. Come here, come here. Here's a treat. Homeowner Javier Cavaro said it took nearly four hours to get the guy out of the water safely. He was then taken for medical evaluation.
Willie Griswold
Can you tase someone while they're in a pool?
Jeff Oskay
Question. That's the way I understand.
Christy Lee
The way I understand it, if they're on your property, anything goes.
Chick McGee
Oh, throw a toaster in that pool.
Christy Lee
That's what I understand.
Willie Griswold
There now, next to the pool. Either you're out or this is in.
Christy Lee
Take your time. Yeah, that's a good.
Tom Griswold
I mean, I don't know what You. What would you do? Fill a squirt gun with boiling water? I don't know what's acid, what's legit. What could they do to this?
Willie Griswold
Maybe lasso him.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, there you go. Lasso.
Jeff Oskay
Just kind of poke them with that pool cleaner thing. Get him right in the armpit. Sensitive bits.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. You're not gonna be able to scoop him up, are you?
Tom Griswold
In the net? Yeah, I mean, you know, the guy's got a pee in there. Oh yeah. Got some stranger.
Willie Griswold
I mean, for you, that's a whole new pool, right? If someone's naked, you don't know in your pool.
Tom Griswold
Oh, God.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
You're changing.
Pat Godwin
Have you been naked in your pool yet?
Tom Griswold
Naked?
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Tom, no, you haven't skinny dipped in your own pool.
Chick McGee
Turn the lights off.
Christy Lee
I know it's believe that. That the human skin is the devil's slip cover. I know, I know you believe that, but please, please.
Tom Griswold
I do not.
Christy Lee
Can't you get naked in your own pool early in the morning, do a quick lap.
Tom Griswold
That's one noodle that doesn't come out in the pool.
Christy Lee
No kidding.
Tom Griswold
I leave that in its little man.
Christy Lee
Oh, man sack.
Tom Griswold
You got a guy. You got a guy to.
Christy Lee
Or are you trying to keep. Keep up with caretaking of your pool.
Pat Godwin
Or you have a guy you got.
Tom Griswold
I know, but I'm. I got to get. I've got that long stick with the net on it. Oh, no, you got to go out there, the leaves blowing it.
Christy Lee
You got to have a guy come. Come check.
Pat Godwin
Check your chlorine levels.
Christy Lee
Check your filter.
Chick McGee
You stay for that, right?
Tom Griswold
Oh, the mechanics of it. I don't touch.
Christy Lee
You're gonna get it.
Tom Griswold
You got to have one of those nets to skim the top.
Pat Godwin
Well, of course.
Christy Lee
All right.
Tom Griswold
You'll be out there escape skimming. This is my first pool my whole life. I've never had one before. It's a lot of work.
Christy Lee
Well, all you're doing is skimming. Does anybody else remember a lot of.
Chick McGee
Work to skim complaining about his pool?
Christy Lee
Which is really not complaining.
Tom Griswold
You asked me about it.
Christy Lee
It's the pool owners equivalent to spraying your hose on your deck. It's the same effort, but you told me one time. Doug, get a pool. I have some advice.
Tom Griswold
Number one.
Jeff Oskay
Number one, cause of death in children is accidental.
Christy Lee
Never get a pool. Fill it in. Okay.
Tom Griswold
Real estate resale. Your your thoughts?
Pat Godwin
Pools are bad. Bad for real estate.
Christy Lee
There you go.
Tom Griswold
It eliminates like 90 of.
Pat Godwin
Oh yeah. Buy your buyers. But you tried that argument didn't work. Did it?
Chick McGee
No, you lost on that.
Tom Griswold
I. Great having it.
Christy Lee
Hang on. I have to make. Now I have to make a sound effect for Tom.
Tom Griswold
No, I'm glad we have it. It's fun.
Christy Lee
Well, yeah. How much fun would it be if you got out there like you?
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Three in the morning, drop the truck.
Christy Lee
Three in the morning, you're out there doing back and forth in the pool. Totally.
Tom Griswold
Oh, some raccoon grabs my junk.
Pat Godwin
Raccoons don't like to get. Get in the pool.
Jeff Oskay
Don't like to grab junk either.
Christy Lee
No. If you're talking about a beaver, possibly.
Chick McGee
That'Ll grab your junk.
Christy Lee
They like pools.
Willie Griswold
What's that flag you like to fly? The Blue Peter. You could, like, lay on your back and strap that to your member.
Chick McGee
Load across, jump on that pizza slice.
Christy Lee
You have.
Tom Griswold
You're referencing. Of course. Raising. Raising the Blue Peter is if. If a boat is in port and the Blue Peter goes up, that's the. That's to alert the crew that it's. They got to get back to the ship.
Christy Lee
You know what the sale. You know what you could do? Float on your back with an erection and scream at the house, hey, honey, you want any of this far? Put it away.
Jeff Oskay
Nice. Ladies love that line. It's a fun line.
Christy Lee
Ladies love that. How thoughtful of him. Nice. Why is Christy the one laughing the hardest?
Tom Griswold
These are all great ideas.
Christy Lee
Now, that'd be something, wouldn't it?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, that would be something.
Tom Griswold
Ever tried a naked cannon ball?
Pat Godwin
No.
Tom Griswold
That might be.
Christy Lee
That might be the safest dive, though, when you're naked. Oh, I don't know.
Tom Griswold
No, no, no. You'd be hitting balls first.
Christy Lee
No, your balls would be up in between your legs, and you'll be all clinched up.
Tom Griswold
A proper cannonball. You're tucked, they're dangling.
Chick McGee
You're not doing that kind of activity.
Christy Lee
When you're naked in a pool.
Tom Griswold
Only enter pools by cannonball. It's my rule. Never slip in a reason balls res.
Pat Godwin
Reveals typical American beach behavior. This is not a pool behavior. Beach behavior.
Christy Lee
Beach behavior.
Pat Godwin
The beach.com survey of American adults found on average, Americans engage in at least three bad beach behaviors. The top faux pas was taking sand or seashells.
Christy Lee
Taking it, Taking them.
Pat Godwin
That's what they're there for.
Jeff Oskay
I think in, like, there's, like, protected beaches where international people go and they take this, like, very rare, that's very intimate to the locals, and then they fly home with it. I understand that. That's not cool.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, we had that story there. I forget where that is, but you're not a lot. You're not allowed to take any sand with you. Of course. That does. That excludes, of course, butt crack. Well, I mean, you're gonna get some.
Pat Godwin
Okay, the second. Peeing in the water.
Tom Griswold
Everyone does that.
Pat Godwin
70% of respondents, Tom. Fessed up to peeing in the water.
Tom Griswold
30% lied.
Pat Godwin
All right.
Willie Griswold
If you see me in an ocean ocean, it's because I have to pee. Like, I'm not getting in there unless I have to pee.
Jeff Oskay
Ocean, Bathtub Kiddie pool.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Where are we at?
Pat Godwin
How many times have you seen people standing waist deep in water with beers in their hand out in the ocean?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, it's nice.
Pat Godwin
Tell me that's not what they're doing.
Christy Lee
I'm just feeding the fish.
Pat Godwin
Drinking alcohol. Coming in third. Is that not as bad beach behavior?
Jeff Oskay
Wait, literally? I only go to the beach to drink alcohol and pee in the water. That's why you're there.
Pat Godwin
And take a couple of seashells.
Christy Lee
Come on.
Jeff Oskay
I'll take a seashell.
Christy Lee
What the hell else is there to do at the beach?
Pat Godwin
Thank you. This is ridiculous. 70% of those polled said someone else's bad beach etiquette ruins a trip for them. Your guys are gonna hate me when I say this, but, you know my number one is.
Christy Lee
Go ahead.
Pat Godwin
People playing their music too loud at the beach. I don't want to hear music.
Jeff Oskay
I think you should have to apply for a permit to play music outside in the summer.
Pat Godwin
I don't want to hear it. I want to hear the ocean.
Jeff Oskay
That's why I'm there by the lake in beautiful Chicago and some Jackson ass is bumping some EDM die. I'm turning into my dad. I just heard that. That sucked.
Tom Griswold
I hate.
Willie Griswold
I was like, oh, just turn down your radio.
Pat Godwin
Respondents. But littering is the number one most annoying behavior at the beach, followed by not picking up after pets and sitting too close to others.
Christy Lee
What if those are all great? What if I put something in the sand and covered up with sand?
Pat Godwin
Like a cat?
Christy Lee
No, like, you know, them poop, things like that.
Pat Godwin
That's what I meant.
Willie Griswold
Like, no, Last time I went to the beach, I looked over and there was just a. Someone had changed their baby and left the diaper just laying in the sand. I mean, it was bundled up. You know what I mean? Like, it wasn't open and exposed, but it was. You knew what it was.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I got the results of the New Jersey beach cleanup.
Christy Lee
Oh, geez. Hypodermic needles, fingers, headless torsos.
Tom Griswold
This is interesting. They had 10,000 volunteers. It's called the Clean Ocean Action Trash removal. This is in New Jersey, along the coast. This is, this is important. They collected nearly 500,000 pieces of debris. Condoms up 56%. Cigarette butts down. And of course, this is why I got it here, Mr. Oskay. A lot of used baby diapers found on the beach. Look at you.
Jeff Oskay
You.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yikes.
Pat Godwin
What's wrong with people?
Chick McGee
You know, I lived an hour from there and we had that. That's a huge problem with the water and feal. Chloroform, they called it. The levels in the water were huge. Hypodermic needles, all that kind of stuff wouldn't get in there for medical waste.
Tom Griswold
Huge problem in it said, let's see. Diapers up 78%. Oh, this is good. In New Jersey, dead bodies down 27%.
Pat Godwin
Oh, that is good.
Tom Griswold
Good.
Christy Lee
As long as they're down.
Willie Griswold
Oh, they only raked up one Snooki.
Christy Lee
Whatever happened to Snooki?
Pat Godwin
She's doing okay, actually.
Willie Griswold
Oh, is she?
Jeff Oskay
She's like a mom influencer now.
Pat Godwin
Oh, good for her.
Jeff Oskay
She's doing her thing.
Pat Godwin
My kids love watching those old Jersey shores. Yes. And I walked downstairs the other day during the holiday. They were home and we were watching it.
Christy Lee
It's. It's hysterically gtl.
Pat Godwin
Oh, my gosh.
Christy Lee
Gym, tan, laundry.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, it's.
Tom Griswold
You forget, there's no W there for work.
Christy Lee
Well, no, they worked at the T shirt.
Pat Godwin
They worked at the T shirt shop. They were working.
Christy Lee
Words just bums me out, man. I see, I see.
Tom Griswold
If you're just joining us. Hello. Thanks for joining us. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. It is the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?
Pat Godwin
The village of Dalton, Illinois, where Pope Leo XIV spent his youth, has voted to purchase his boyhood home. According to the New York Times, Dalton's board of trustees approved a plan. Plan to acquire the modest three bedroom house which was recently listed for online auction with a reserve price of $250,000. The officials hope to preserve the property as a historical landmark following Pope Leo's recent election.
Christy Lee
I wonder how much the price was increased because it's Leo's.
Tom Griswold
Oh, they've got that. It's.
Christy Lee
You think like by five or something.
Pat Godwin
Well, originally it was purchased in 2024 or 66.
Christy Lee
There you go.
Pat Godwin
By investor Pawal Razdik. The home was slated for renovation in his last name.
Christy Lee
Allow me to introduce myself. My name's Pawal Razdick.
Pat Godwin
Radzik.
Tom Griswold
Oh, R A D, Z, I K. That's vastly different. Razdick. Sounds like you're mocking the guy's male member.
Pat Godwin
The home was slated for renovation and resale until still Pope Leo, of course, became Pope. So there you go.
Christy Lee
That's a game changer.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Are they gonna make it like an Airbnb?
Pat Godwin
I doubt it.
Tom Griswold
That'd be for real sickos.
Chick McGee
What?
Christy Lee
Maybe.
Pat Godwin
Maybe real religious people.
Christy Lee
Yeah. It's a devout Catholic.
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Christy Lee
Wants to go see where the Pope prayed. Crapped.
Tom Griswold
Thank you.
Christy Lee
I'm just saying it's his house.
Tom Griswold
Don't take a black light in that room.
Christy Lee
Where do you want him to go? Oh, and there. You know what? Here's pal with a song to make us laugh. Yeah.
Chick McGee
I'm Leo the 14th I am Leo the 14th I am, I am I can't marry the widow next door Cuz I wouldn't be the Pope no more and all these years I've been celibate, celibate Never slept with a Nelly or a Sam or a Sam I'm the brand new Pope from Chai town Leo the 14th, I am hey, second verse, same as the first. I'm Leo the 14th I am Leo the 14th I am, I am I can't marry the widow next door Cause I wouldn't be the Pope no more in all of these years I've been celibate Celibate Never slept with a Nelly or a Sam no, Sir. I'm the first pope. That's American. Leo XIV. The I am, I am Leo the 14th, I am.
Christy Lee
Boom.
Tom Griswold
I bet it. I think it would do well as an Airbnb. Don't you? Wouldn't people.
Pat Godwin
I think they would probably get more out of it if they just put it as a museum or a shrine or something.
Tom Griswold
They have to have signs if you're. No birth control, if you're sleeping.
Christy Lee
I think wouldn't it be pretty much 50, 50 the people who would be insulting and the people who would be really excited about it. Don't you think? No. Yeah, maybe.
Tom Griswold
Or what is so they're like a museum.
Pat Godwin
I don't know what they're going to do. They haven't really said. I think they hope to preserve the property as a historical landmark.
Jeff Oskay
I think it's 25% happy, 25% angry, 50%. I do not care.
Tom Griswold
That might even be higher.
Jeff Oskay
Pretty apathetic about it. I'm not trying to be rude to Catholics or anything. It's not like he like blessed the home and this is his Residence while he was Pope.
Pat Godwin
Right.
Christy Lee
If I, if I was Jewish, I. I'd run it for a weekend. Just take pictures. Yeah. Look where I'm sitting now.
Jeff Oskay
That's.
Chick McGee
Look what I'm sitting now.
Christy Lee
What do you think? Thank you.
Jeff Oskay
All the boys having fun now.
Pat Godwin
New York City condo with its own private speakeasy is now for sale. The 1300 square foot residence, located in East Williamsburg, Brooklyn, features two bedrooms, two and a half baths and. And an unusual vaulted cellar, a secret door. It's been transformed into a custom speakeasy, complete with a handcrafted bar, custom furnishings and exposed brick and stone walls. If you'd like to purchase a 1300 square foot residence, it'll only set you back $1.65 million.
Jeff Oskay
Perfect for the rich alcoholic that hates his kids.
Christy Lee
Where's daddy? Never mind.
Tom Griswold
The password is overpriced. Yeah, I. When I saw this I didn't understand. I mean I've heard of speakeasies, but I never understood why they were called that. So and I.
Christy Lee
Well, you're supposed to. Hushed voices speak.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Prohibition outside.
Tom Griswold
So that we had. So I guess you had to say the password. That was it.
Christy Lee
You had to say the password during prohibition. I think, I think I read this. Doctors. The only way you could get alcohol in the legal fashion with doctors was have to prescribe it.
Jeff Oskay
I did a tour of the Buffalo Trace Distillery down there in Kentucky and they told us that they were one of three medical distilleries that stayed open during prohibition.
Pat Godwin
Oh, that's interesting.
Jeff Oskay
For medicinal whiskey.
Pat Godwin
I have a friend who has a speakeasy kind of thing in his house. It's got it behind a secret wall and you go back there and it's all. It's really cool. It's like a bar with brick walls.
Christy Lee
Nice.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Oh, do you have to have a password?
Chick McGee
Go over his house and he takes you behind a brick wall.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, his wife loves that. That's a really cool place.
Christy Lee
It's cool three way, huh?
Tom Griswold
We'll see if it sells in New York City. Right now it's time to talk about those great earbuds. We got a love letter about those Raycon earbuds just recently.
Christy Lee
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Tom Griswold
Picture of this speakeasy underneath this place in Brooklyn.
Pat Godwin
Huh.
Tom Griswold
It is incredibly cool. It's a, it's like you're in a tunnel. It's got a curved, curved ceiling way. Yeah. And then you can see the exposed brick, or as we like to call it, unfinished. You know, someone will come in there, put a suspended ceiling. That'll be really bad idea. We're coming back with more of this and where we're going to come back, we're going to be in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this remains the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share something? Send us an email.
Christy Lee
Bob and Tom at Bob and Tom tom dot com.
Tom Griswold
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hope you win.
Christy Lee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. It's Tico Taco Day. Hello. How are you? There's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff Osk. Christy doing the, the samba shuffle there, Tom, you're missing it.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, definitely.
Christy Lee
There's Willie Gris Wall, Ace Cosby. We're in the Ohio Riley Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Hello, Chick McGee. Now, Pat Godwin. Is it, is it next week you're going to be in Florida doing a.
Chick McGee
Little comedy starting on Wednesday the 15th at the McCurdy's Comedy Theater in Siri Sarasoti.
Pat Godwin
I may show up and surprise you Saturday night, buddy.
Chick McGee
Nice.
Christy Lee
Are you gonna be, are you gonna be pushing the merch next week?
Chick McGee
I don't do no merch.
Christy Lee
No merch.
Chick McGee
Merch.
Pat Godwin
Maybe you should start selling merch.
Christy Lee
How about a very special Pat Godwin experience for a little extra? Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
That cost you nothing. All you got to do is, all you got to do is be cute and inviting.
Christy Lee
Doesn't cost a thing. Tom.
Tom Griswold
No T shirts.
Chick McGee
No, no, no, no.
Tom Griswold
I'm not a hab.
Chick McGee
I'm there to sell jokes, not T shirts.
Christy Lee
I'm not in the clothing world.
Chick McGee
What am I? What am I, the manager? The Gap?
Tom Griswold
Well, let's Check in with Christy lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.
Pat Godwin
Left handed people comprise about 10% of the population. Did you know that? And a new study challenges the long standing belief that left handed people are more creative.
Christy Lee
I think they are.
Pat Godwin
Researchers at Cornell analyzed over 100 years of data. Though chick found no evidence that left handers are naturally more creative than others. In fact, left handed individuals are underrepresented in. Underrepresented in many of the most creative professions. Compared to right handers and those with mixed handedness. Ambidextrous lefties do show up more often in music and the arts though. But not in fields typically ranked as the most creatively demanding. What's more creatively demanding than music?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, no kidding.
Pat Godwin
That's ridiculous.
Christy Lee
Try broadcasting. Okay, about the man.
Pat Godwin
I don't agree with this study, but you were left handed, right?
Willie Griswold
Yeah, I was born left handed. They made me right. Right handed. My brother is left handed. They changed after like five years later. He's not creative at all. Like I don't think.
Christy Lee
Really?
Tom Griswold
No.
Christy Lee
And you would tell him that to a. Okay.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. My dad was, my dad was, my dad was a natural lefty. But they, they forced him as a kid to learn how to write right handed. But when it. We would toss the ball around, he would throw left hand.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, I still, I fish left handed. I throw left handed.
Pat Godwin
Oh really?
Willie Griswold
But I eat right handed. I write right handed.
Chick McGee
You mole.
Pat Godwin
Left handed.
Christy Lee
Yes. What about shake, shake hands with Mr. Johnson there?
Willie Griswold
Both handed. I'm equal on that. Yeah, I can tag the guy in. If one's getting, one's getting a little attitude. I can tag in.
Chick McGee
What's that called?
Jeff Oskay
Willie Ambadix.
Christy Lee
Yes, yes.
Tom Griswold
Okay, here we go. Here's a list of famous left handed people.
Christy Lee
Oh, oh, Jimmy Stewart.
Tom Griswold
I don't see him on here. Aristotle.
Christy Lee
Aristotle. They didn't use their hand. Didn't they write with their feet? No.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, whenever he used his chisel, he would hold the chisel with the left hand.
Chick McGee
How do you wipe his own asses? Oh, Aristotle.
Tom Griswold
Oh, so that's, that's clever pattern. Aristotle Onassis. Reference. That may be a first reference for him. Nikola Tesla.
Christy Lee
Oh yeah.
Pat Godwin
He was left handed.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Oh, Mozart.
Pat Godwin
These guys are creative.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, well, I mean if it's, if it's 10% of the population, you're eventually going to land on somebody. Keanu Reeves, terrific actor.
Christy Lee
Whoa.
Tom Griswold
Oprah Winfrey is a lefty.
Willie Griswold
I think the only thing left handies do more creative is hold their pen so they don't smear the ink right across the page.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Oh, you're right.
Tom Griswold
I read somewhere that the reason that the very old stone carvings, they would, they, they would go right to left was because you could see, you could see your work as you'd go.
Willie Griswold
Oh yeah, that would make sense.
Christy Lee
Really? Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Let's. Let's see. Paul McCartney, of course, one of the most famous lefties out there.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Hendrix is lefty.
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Lady Gaga is a lefty.
Christy Lee
Cool.
Tom Griswold
I wonder if there are any, are there any famous race car drivers that are lefties? Do you know? I don't know, because in certain, in certain sports you only turn left.
Christy Lee
You think if you're left handed, left hand turn would be easier to make.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that goes without saying.
Christy Lee
You know what, I can't believe I'm saying this. I think he's on to something.
Jeff Oskay
And you know what, honestly, you got to get those guys off the track. They're cheating. It's a genetic.
Christy Lee
Right.
Jeff Oskay
It's a genetic disposition. They get them out of there.
Tom Griswold
Now, in baseball, distinct advantage, a left.
Pat Godwin
Handed pitcher, I imagine there.
Tom Griswold
I would assume that there are a disproportionate number of left handers in baseball than the general population. No, I'll explore that for tomorrow.
Pat Godwin
Well, there are people that have forced their kids into being left handers. Have you read about that?
Christy Lee
Well, there are parents. Parents to hold kids up in certain grades to make them big.
Pat Godwin
Well, and throw at them and make them catch left handed.
Jeff Oskay
And yeah, I had to get Tommy John surgery. But you're going to be a great pitcher, son.
Christy Lee
I finally got him on this road to being a pro. I beat him every night.
Tom Griswold
What?
Chick McGee
He's coming around.
Christy Lee
He's coming around.
Pat Godwin
There's also new research out there that indicates eating cheese could give you nightmares.
Christy Lee
Mares, everybody. Oh, what I love. I was just saying I love cheese.
Jeff Oskay
It's really going to mess up my nighttime cheese routine that I have.
Pat Godwin
Researchers noted that eating daily, eating dairy activates gastrointestinal disturbance and the resulting discomfort affects people's dreams as well as the quality of their rest. The lead study author, Dr. Tori Nielsen said the findings imply that changing eating habits for people with some food sensitivities could alleviate nightmares.
Christy Lee
Yes, that's right. I'm Dr. Tori.
Tom Griswold
So you don't. You don't asleep a gouda. Why did I. Unbelievable.
Christy Lee
Unbelievable.
Willie Griswold
I like that one.
Christy Lee
You know, sleep.
Willie Griswold
What's your nighttime cheese routine there, Willie buddy?
Jeff Oskay
I like to get the little cheese cubes and I just have a few of those. I eat with a Little too.
Christy Lee
Let me tell you something, you know. You know who loves the cheese cubes? I get Colby, Jack, Cheese. Puppy Dogs love the cheese cubes, man. They go bananas.
Jeff Oskay
Well, that's why I got that dog in me, man. Come on. I'm eating cheese, right?
Willie Griswold
For like a year, dog. For like a year and a half. I would wake up in the middle of the night and I would go get a piece of Swiss cheese and just eat it and go back to sleep.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I do that with peanut butter. Scoop of peanut butter.
Pat Godwin
Are you serious?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
And then one morning, I woke up with a mouthful of cheese. I was like, oh, I'm so glad I didn't choke to death. So I stopped doing it. I don't know why.
Jeff Oskay
Well, that's why you do Swiss. Because if that gets stuck.
Pat Godwin
The holes.
Christy Lee
The holes, you can still breathe.
Jeff Oskay
It's very smart of you.
Tom Griswold
We should have thought of this. Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Yeah, that's good.
Jeff Oskay
It's pretty good.
Tom Griswold
Who am I? We can do that for tomorrow. Yeah, get on that.
Willie Griswold
You got your afternoon planned for you.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that'll take me an afternoon.
Tom Griswold
Well, Pat's got to get that second job, cuz he got stiffed on some porch furniture.
Christy Lee
That's why I was trying to sell merch for him. He doesn't want any part of it. So what are they.
Tom Griswold
What are they saying? Saying is. Is it just the dairy aspect of the cheese or doesn't it slow down your bowels? Isn't that part of the issue?
Pat Godwin
Well, I don't think that has anything to do with nightmares.
Jeff Oskay
It says that gastrointestinal distress leads to nightmares.
Christy Lee
You obviously never been. You've never been constipated. You don't think that's a nightmare?
Chick McGee
Have a couple surgeries.
Tom Griswold
Okay, well, don't forget Patty G. Next. Next. A week from tomorrow, okay. In Sarasota at McCurdy's.
Chick McGee
Yeah, McCurdy's Comedy Theater.
Tom Griswold
Well, that'll be. That'll be. Well, thank you very much. We learned a lot today. Thank you very much, Christy Lee.
Pat Godwin
Sure.
Tom Griswold
We found out there's an insect out there that actually, through flatulence, kills its prey. We found out that there are eight more or seven more runs in Pamplona. Still have time to catch a plane over there and be with the thousands to see if you can not get run over by a bull. And a few people have already been trampled, but so far, no deaths. That we know. And you missed the naked bike ride in Vancouver, but I'm sure there's another one coming up. And of course, there is a museum that has. What was it called again? Chick. Then the famous Viking production in the Viking turd on display, the giant Viking turd, eight by two in York, England.
Christy Lee
Coprophile.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's it. It's, it's the coprophile thing. Okay. Thank you very much from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and.
Christy Lee
Tom show this morning.
Tom Griswold
Catch any part of the show you.
Christy Lee
Missed later Today on our YouTube channel. Jim Rome takes on sports. Why?
Tom Griswold
Because you're not playing me with rapid fire. Takes ain't a lot to get to and I'm not sure you're gonna like all of it. Honestly, I don't even care if you.
Christy Lee
Like all of it or not.
Tom Griswold
I have a job to do. Scorching debates on any given week you have lots to beef about. Ticket maker advantage of. But get up in here.
Christy Lee
He's the spitfire of sports smack.
Tom Griswold
She's not my fault. We will get to all of that.
Christy Lee
The Jim Rome show podcast.
Tom Griswold
Get up in here and we'll beef later on. What's your beef? Follow and listen on your favorite platform. You've been warned.
The BOB & TOM Show – July 8, 2025: Detailed Summary
The BOB & TOM Show, hosted by Bob and Tom Griswold, blends comedy, talk, news, and sports, and is a staple for morning listeners nationwide. In this July 8, 2025 episode, the hosts delve into a variety of engaging topics, from sports updates and odd news stories to listener interactions and humorous segments. Below is a comprehensive summary capturing all key discussions, insights, and notable moments from the episode.
The episode kicks off with a playful segment titled "Real Girls on Video Doing Real Things," where the hosts humorously showcase women engaging in everyday activities. This segment serves as a bridge between content topics, blending comedy with lighthearted observations.
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The hosts transition into sports news, covering significant developments in the NBA and other leagues.
New York Knicks Coaching Change: The Knicks have hired Mike Brown as their new head coach following the dismissal of Tom Thibodeau. Brown, previously named NBA Coach of the Year, is seen as a fresh face to lead the team.
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Paolo Banchero's Contract Extension: Rising star Paolo Banchero has secured a five-year contract extension worth $239 million, with potential earnings reaching $287 million should he become eligible for the supermax deal.
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Tyrese Halliburton's Injury: Indiana Pacers guard Tyrese Halliburton will not return next season due to a torn right Achilles tendon sustained during Game 7 against the Oklahoma City Thunder.
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Tom Griswold recounts a contentious experience with a TSA officer at Philadelphia airport, highlighting the inconsistencies and frustrations travelers often face during security screenings.
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The show features various listener-submitted content, including humorous limericks and anecdotes.
Sweet Potato Limerick: Chick McGee presents a comical limerick about the unexpected consequences of a diet rich in sweet potatoes, weaving in elements of embarrassment and public mishaps.
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Car Nicknames Discussion: Pat Godwin initiates a light-hearted debate on the tradition of naming cars, revealing personal nicknames like "Figgy" for his Nissan Figaro and "Baby Maker" for Chick's car.
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One of the most bizarre and humorous segments revolves around the discovery of an ancient Viking coprolite (fossilized feces) in York, England.
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Discovery and Display: An 8-inch-long, 2-inch-wide Viking turd was unearthed beneath a Lloyd's Bank branch in York and is now exhibited at the York Jorvik Viking Centre.
Accidental Breakage: In 2003, the display case was accidentally knocked over during a school tour, causing the coprolite to break into three pieces. Experts meticulously restored it to preserve this unique historical artifact.
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The hosts explore the fascinating yet unsettling abilities of the beaded lace wing larva, an insect capable of killing prey using its unique flatulence.
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Pat Godwin discusses a survey on American beach behaviors, shedding light on common faux pas and their impact on beachgoers' experiences.
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Clean-Up Efforts: Tom Griswold shares insights from the New Jersey beach cleanup, where volunteers collected nearly 500,000 pieces of debris, emphasizing the community’s role in maintaining beach cleanliness.
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A discussion ensues about a study from Cornell University challenging the stereotype that left-handed individuals are inherently more creative.
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As the episode wraps up, the hosts continue their trademark banter, touching upon various humorous topics such as car nicknames, unusual accidents, and quirky listener stories. They also promote ongoing and upcoming events, including comedy shows and product advertisements.
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Comedy and Accidents: Willie Griswold shares a humorous yet alarming tale of being mauled by a bear after attempting to take a selfie, intertwining comedy with tragic elements.
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Viking Turd Song: Chick McGee performs a limerick-inspired song celebrating the giant Viking turd, reinforcing the show's penchant for blending humor with odd news.
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Throughout the episode, the show includes various advertisements and sponsorship messages, such as Progressive Insurance, Raycon Everyday Earbuds, BetterHelp Therapy Services, and Simplisafe Home Security. These segments are seamlessly integrated into the host conversations, often accompanied by humorous takes.
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Conclusion
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show exemplifies the show's ability to blend diverse topics with humor and engaging storytelling. From bizarre archaeological finds and studies challenging societal stereotypes to personal anecdotes and interactive listener segments, Bob and Tom deliver a rich and entertaining experience for their audience.
Note: All timestamps correspond to the beginning of the respective segments within the transcript.