The BOB & TOM Show - July 8, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – July 8, 2026

Podcast Summary

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Episode Overview

This episode blends Bob & Tom's signature morning show comedy with real-life travel misadventures, summer pop culture news, sports highlights (especially World Cup soccer), quirky viral stories, and a lively advice segment. Tom returns to the studio after a grueling trip home from the Bahamas and the crew dives into topics ranging from airline hell to "pubic hair croissants" and the ideal movie length, all with their trademark irreverence and humor.

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Key Segments and Discussion Points

1. Comedy Skit: "Snacks on a Plane"

[00:22–02:27]

• The episode opens with a parody trailer for "Snacks on a Plane," riffing on horror movies and starring Chick McGee as a man terrorized by irresistible airplane snacks.
• Callback joke: “I’m tired of these mother snacks on this mother plane.” (Chick McGee, [02:13])

2. Tom’s Airport/Travel Ordeal

[03:00–14:29, 16:17–23:46, 36:12–41:18, 61:52–62:13]

• Tom describes a nightmare return from the Bahamas:
  • Stranded for 7 hours in a hot trailer at a small island airport.
  • No communication from airline staff; luggage loaded and unloaded with no explanation.
  • Ended up hitching a ride on a private plane to get back.
  • “It did take me 36 hours to get home from a place that's a one hour flight from Miami.” (Tom Griswold, [16:21])
• Gripes about airline policies, baggage fees, lack of snacks, and travel preparations.
• Travel tips shared (e.g., always bring extra cash, meds, a change of clothes, plastic bag for wet swimsuit).
• The group jokes about packing, over-packing, souvenirs, and suitcase mishaps.

3. Fourth of July & Weekend Recaps

[07:17–11:23]

• Chick describes sedating his puppy for fireworks, using a tight scarf to muffle sound.
• Christy Lee recounts fogged-in Chicago fireworks: “Lit the fog up into different colors.” ([10:12])
• Discussion on whether there's “too much” of a good thing with fireworks shows.

4. Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Wedding

[07:50–08:29]

• Light-hearted ribbing about Ace Cosby’s previous disbelief regarding Swift and Kelce’s relationship, now that they’re married.
• “As much as this makes me sick, they aren't dating. They're married now.” (Chick McGee, [08:18])

5. World Cup Soccer & Sports Update

[11:23–14:29, 31:03–34:06, 62:05–66:02]

• Recap of Argentina’s dramatic comeback against Egypt.
• TV ratings speculation as USA is out of the tournament.
• Chick shares key stats, next match details, and banter about soccer’s quirks.
• Later, Pirate’s Ryan O’Hearn’s record-setting 10 RBIs also highlighted.

6. Travel Tips & Rants

[16:17–41:22, 87:56–88:46]

• Tom and panel swap tales about packing, lost shirts, stink emergencies, and carry-on baggage woes.
• Riff on vacuum-pack bags, buying extra suitcases, and being forced to check carry-ons.
• “Take a nice plastic bag to put your wet bathing suit in.” (Tom Griswold, [18:39])

7. Airline Etiquette & Pet Peeves

[76:18–80:28]

• Rant about Americans’ poor behavior deplaning (“ass in your face”), boarding chaos, gripes about airline boarding order—“They should load from the back.”
• “The functionality is gone... There's a reason the brim is where it is, number one.” (Tom on backwards baseball hats, [91:54])
• Recalls archaic airlines: People's Express (pay in cash in flight) and Hooters Air.

8. Weird News & Viral Stories

• Pubic Hair Croissant from Thailand ([83:21–86:52])
  • A croissant topped with dark seaweed to resemble pubic hair goes viral.
  • “This is early 70s pubes. This is Penthouse magazine, dark black pubes.” (Tom Griswold, [84:57])
  • Panel is horrified/amused.
• Russian Breast Implant Resale ([106:12–112:41])
  • Surge in classified ads for used silicone breast implants in Russia.
  • Jokes about reselling, implant serial numbers, and whether U.S. regulations would allow.
  • “If I had a breast implant, I'd use it for like a stress bag.” (Chick McGee, [109:46])
• Binder Clip World Record ([71:07–74:16])
  • Man in Las Vegas attaches 58 binder clips to his body, setting a Guinness record.
  • Reactions: pain, “weak record,” and jokes about “pinching the wiener.”

9. Pop Culture & Playlist Banter

• Wedding/Party Songs ([46:22–53:00])
  • Debate: Chicken Dance vs. Duck Dance, classic wedding DJ picks (YMCA, Cha Cha Slide).
  • Mock-eulogy for Village People’s Victor Willis.
  • Roller skating and its reputation discussed.
• Dog Food Memories ([53:01–56:08])
  • Reminiscences about classic dog food ads (Chuck Wagon, Gravy Train, Gaines Burgers).
  • Panel discusses how dog food brands and commercials have evolved.

10. Travel Money & ATMs

[36:12–41:22]

• Tom explains running out of cash paying Bahamian taxis, boat rides, and that there was NO ATM at the airport.
• Group discusses money belts, finding cash in old coat pockets, and ATM bill selection.

11. Advice Segment: "Sexy Time" with Ally Breen

[137:56–155:19]

• Topics include dog custody after a breakup, boyfriend caught possibly flirting, friends with benefits dilemmas, secret workplace romances, throuple fantasies, and breakups.
• Panel gives straight and comic advice.
• “You're not asking if we think you should snoop. You're asking us for permission that you've already decided.” (Josh Arnold, [144:39])

12. Ideal Movie Length Survey

[159:41–163:47]

• Poll: Americans favor movies under 88 minutes.
• “Only 10% voted for two hours or longer.” (Christy Lee, [159:55])
• Discussion on previews, shorter pop songs, and the shift to bingeable TV rather than long films.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

Travel Disaster:

• “They never really said that. We just sat there for seven hours in a trailer in the Bahamas waiting to leave.” (Tom Griswold, [03:58])
• “You feel like you sounded like a guy in prison. I'm glad to be out, did my time...” (Chick McGee, [06:07])

On Pubic Hair Croissant:

• “It looks like you've walked over to Great Clips... taken a donut and dragged it across the floor.” (Tom Griswold, [84:39])

On Airline Etiquette:

• “I'm just saying that our behavior is not that good. People really could use more patience and grace, that's for sure.” (Tom Griswold, [78:00])

On Packing Regrets:

• “You can't iron the stink out of a shirt … some sort of spray, that's my point!” (Tom Griswold, [20:34–20:41])

Airline Parodies:

• “You want a certain gravitas because of what we like to call gravity. And the planes stay up when they're supposed to be up.” (Tom Griswold, [133:03])

On Overlong TV:

• “Hypocrisy here is ‘oh, I only want my movies 88 minutes’ … that way I can binge watch six episodes of my favorite show.” (Josh Arnold, [162:53])

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Timestamps for Key Moments

| Timestamp | Segment | |------------|--------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:22 | “Snacks on a Plane” parody trailer | | 03:00 | Tom’s airport nightmare recap starts | | 11:23 | World Cup soccer update | | 31:03 | Tom’s deplaning/airline etiquette rant | | 36:12 | Out of cash in the Bahamas | | 46:22 | Wedding playlist/wedding DJ segment | | 53:01 | Dog food nostalgia/Chuck Wagon | | 62:05 | Return to sports & Ryan O’Hearn’s MLB record | | 71:07 | Binder clip world record story | | 83:21 | Pubic hair croissant viral story | | 87:56 | More travel tips, packing/airport gripes | | 106:12 | Russian breast implants resale | | 137:56 | Sexy Time with Ally Breen advice segment begins | | 159:41 | Ideal movie length survey & wrap up |

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Overall Tone

Staying true to The BOB & TOM Show format, the energy is quick, spontaneous, and brimming with banter, running the gamut from silly (binder clips on skin), to real-life exasperation (air travel), to the edge of the absurd (pubic hair croissants). Listeners get practical tips amid the wisecracks. The hosts’ camaraderie shines through, making the episode rich and engaging even for those who haven’t tuned in.

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For New Listeners

This episode captures the full spectrum of the show—travel tales, pop news, comedy sketches, oddball news, advice and sports—all delivered with a blend of sarcasm, laughs, and the occasional wisdom nugget. If you missed it:

• Tom’s travel saga gives new meaning to travel nightmares.
• The World Cup recaps are for casual and diehard fans alike.
• Viral food stories (pubic croissants, used implants) showcase the show’s love of the weird.
• “Sexy Time” delivers hilarious and sometimes honest dating advice.
• The group’s rapport and punchy asides keep things rolling from start to finish.

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End Note

The BOB & TOM Show July 8, 2026, is packed, punchy, and pure Bob and Tom—if you want a full taste of Midwest morning radio hilarity, weird news, and candid talk, this episode is a perfect snapshot.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the scariest movie of the summer. And it's new from Bob and Tom Pictures.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for the ride to the airport, Tom. You're a pal.

[Tom Griswold]

No problem, Chick. I gotta tell you, you're looking really good, man. You've lost, what, 70, 80 pounds? I gotta hand it to you.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Tom. You know, one day at a time. I've been watching what I eat, working out a little bit. Really finally taking charge of my food intake.

[Tom Griswold]

Just when you think you know what's happening. Have a good flight check. I mean, stick. See you next week.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Get ready for the horror at 20,000ft.

[Christy Lee]

Here's your pillow, Mr. Magee. And your Diet Pepsi. Would you like a cookie, sir?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, thanks, miss. I'm fine.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and sir, we do have donuts.

[Chick McGee]

Donuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Donuts.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, but no.

[Christy Lee]

And Mr. Griswold sent this aboard the plane for you. It's a spot special triple chocolate cake.

[Chick McGee]

Triple chocolate cake with a Washington Redskins logo. No, no, thanks.

[Christy Lee]

And Mr. Griswold sent all of these special items and he said to say, happy birthday.

[Chick McGee]

It's not my birthday. Oh, my God. Those are Little Debbie snacks. And those are Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Is that. Yes, it's cheesecake.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob and Tom present Chick McGee in the biggest fright flight flick of the summer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, not Dilly Bars. Snacks on a plane. I want a Dilly Bar and a bowl of Ben and Jerry's. Three of those donuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Snacks on a plane.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody please stop him. I am so sick.

[Chick McGee]

I'm tired of these mother snacks on this mother plane.

[Tom Griswold]

Snacks on a plane only from Bob and Tom Television and coming soon.

[Josh Arnold]

Look out for that rake.

[Tom Griswold]

Rakes on a plane. From Bob and Tom Pictures.

[Chick McGee]

Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and it's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk. Howdy, there's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick Magee. And yes, he's okay. Tom back on American soil. Good job, buddy. Living in the usa. That's right. Give me a cheeseburger. Yeah, that.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy to be here.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's what happens to traders who leave the country for the 250.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Hang on one second. Obviously someone sat here again.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, you gotta. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought we decided that's not how we're gonna do this.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

They've Adjusted everything and ruined my life.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Ruined his life.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. There we go. I think. Nope, that's not. Doesn't sound right either.

[Josh Arnold]

Perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Ally Breen]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how my days have been going of late.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

But I'm back a lot. A lot of canceled flights, a lot of confusion. A lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What was the biggest problem?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

No, never said.

[Tom Griswold]

They never really said that. We just sat there for seven hours in a trailer in the Bahamas waiting to leave. And finally they said at 7 o' clock that evening, well, plane's not gonna

[Chick McGee]

go, so you had to sit in a trailer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. It was just unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

I remember one of the first times I flew, I had a connection through Chicago, so I'm flying to Chicago, and they said, well, we're going to get to the gate pretty late, so. And I'm thinking, well, my connection. They know I'm on this plane. I'm sure they'll hold the plane for me until I get. No, no, it was. It was long gone. And that's where I rented a car and drove.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we actually found some folks that rented a plane.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I saw that. And new best friends, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we. We hitched a ride with them and got back to America after.

[Chick McGee]

You call that a pj, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

What's that now?

[Chick McGee]

Private jet.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a turbo prop.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I was very glad to be in it, PJ. It was very cool. Yeah. 36 hours.

[Chick McGee]

36 hours in the process to get

[Tom Griswold]

back from the Bahamas.

[Chick McGee]

Where did you sleep last night?

[Tom Griswold]

That's another thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They give you a. They give you a fee for a hotel which was one tenth of the price of the place we stayed.

[Christy Lee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The bookkeeper Airport has no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Rather expensive journey.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm back. Happy to be here. Yeah. I don't know what was wrong with the plane.

[Christy Lee]

Was there a plane there? You could see it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the plane was there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's mad.

[Tom Griswold]

They put the luggage on it, then they took the luggage off.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there was no communication. One guy finally lost it and was screaming at the. At the Bahamian woman who was apparently playing a video game on her phone for seven hours. They never.

[Chick McGee]

Some of those games are riveting.

[Josh Arnold]

They can be addicting.

[Tom Griswold]

They never did say what was wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Never said.

[Tom Griswold]

And you couldn't go outside?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, people.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you go outside, you have to come through TSA again. Right. Or. Or customs, or whatever you have to do down there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So who knows? Just glad to be out. Lesson learned.

[Chick McGee]

You feel like you sounded like a guy in prison. I'm glad to be out, you know, I did my time and lesson is

[Christy Lee]

you'll never go out of the country again.

[Chick McGee]

No, I.

[Tom Griswold]

But the plane that we were on the next day, it was supposed to leave at 10:30. I found out it left at 3. So the people that went over there, that were sitting there because you have to get there two hours early. It's international. So those people were sitting there from 8:30 in the morning until 3 o' clock again the next. That would have been two days in a row. It would have been fun if you were on the beach. But no. You're in a heated trailer, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, who knows?

[Chick McGee]

Who knows?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Was everything else cool besides that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it was.

[Chick McGee]

Fun trip.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Good.

[Chick McGee]

We saw you with a couple, someone who was helping you around the island. Looked like a personal driver and.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was a guy driving a boat.

[Chick McGee]

It's a guy driving the boat. He's. Do you have them all weekend? No, no, no. I noticed that you, you made a point of. He called you Mr. TG. Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. That's my name. That's. That's my name when I'm down there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Mr. TG.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Mr. TG. Mr. Devin.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a good time though. How about you guys? You have a good night?

[Chick McGee]

We were not having fun. We decided we're not having fun when you're going, so. So.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean for our fourth of July weekend?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Our respective weekends were good, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I low key.

[Chick McGee]

I loaded my. Loaded my puppy dog up with downers and she was fine. She has a little scarf, a little tube cloth that wears. It's snug over her head and holds her ears.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

So she can't hear as well and. Yeah, she did all right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I got this. One of the big things over the weekend, of course, was the Taylor Swift.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah. She got married.

[Tom Griswold]

Big deal.

[Christy Lee]

Might have heard about that.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Brian. He writes, I'm curious to your ace Cosby's opinion on the Taylor Swift and Travis relationship after you repeatedly insisted that they, quote, are not dating.

[Josh Arnold]

We've not seen a photo. We haven't seen actual evidence of a wedding certificate.

[Christy Lee]

We forgot about that. He was adamant that they were not dating.

[Chick McGee]

And as much as this makes me sick, they are. They aren't dating. They're married now. So there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Thank you. I'd forgotten about that.

[Chick McGee]

That's when you stop dating and can start ignoring.

[Christy Lee]

Well, some people don't really. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. I'll be damned.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now we have a lot to get to today, including various things in the news. I'm trying to get kind of organized here having as I mentioned, been on a variety of aircraft for the last several days.

[Chick McGee]

So what's the stack situation at. At the Bahamian airport? Do you have some trouble with that or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this was the Althra Airport. There is a small closet with candy bars.

[Chick McGee]

A small closet?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was closed.

[Chick McGee]

It was closed after a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So was it a Bahamian holiday that we're not aware of or

[Christy Lee]

they celebrate the fourth due? We don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe Governor's Day, I think Bahama. I believe their Independence Day is this week. So maybe they'll have more fireworks.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe so.

[Tom Griswold]

Rather low key fireworks display, but fun.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they did have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there were some. There were some fireworks about five minutes worth.

[Josh Arnold]

I that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is fine with me. I think the, the one hour fireworks thing, after a while it's too much.

[Josh Arnold]

One hour.

[Christy Lee]

Where the hell are you going?

[Chick McGee]

Holy hell.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I read. That's what I read. It was in. Was it dc?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, that was. Yeah, there's too much of an over the top president. He's gonna have an over the top display.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's such a thing as too much of a good thing, don't you? I mean. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see the ones in Chicago off Navy Pier?

[Tom Griswold]

No, nobody else did.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody else did either.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was completely fogged in.

[Chick McGee]

Fogged in.

[Christy Lee]

I had friends who went, you know, when it drove up there just to see the fireworks at a great hotel room right over the pier. Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a shame.

[Christy Lee]

It kind of lit the fog up into different colors.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they still shot him off.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But that beats the year in Harbor Springs where they went off at noon on the barge. Yeah, by mistake.

[Chick McGee]

Weren't you doing a little small.

[Tom Griswold]

There was just mostly smoke. Midday smoke.

[Chick McGee]

Were you doing an appearance for the radio station when that happened?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, we did. It was not our. Was not our fault. Well, now we have our pop up shop open. I notice.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I look around and I see that the Bob and Tom store is up and running. Let's see, it's going to be up I guess just this week, then it'll be over.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

So we've got the. The special camp radio Wood T shirts out there, a Pat Godwin shirt, Patty G. Not here again today. And I will remind you that his comedy special is Paul posted on the Dry Bar website and the Dry Bar app, getting great reviews. If you get a chance, check that out. And we'll look forward to seeing Pat coming up later this week. But there is kind of a cool Pat Godwin T shirt with sort of a Johnny Cash ish reference going on over there. What's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

Well, coming up in sports from the NHTSA sports desk sponsored by NHTSA speeding catches up with you. Don't forget this message brought to you by nhtsa. Of course, the World cup rolls right along in Argentina yesterday, Despite trailing by two goals with only 11 minutes to play, came roaring back and the defending champions will move on after beating Egypt yesterday in Atlanta by an improbable score of 3 to 2. They face Switzerland this coming Saturday night, 9 o' clock at Arrowhead and Kansas City and World cup today, France and Morocco and Spain and Belgium tomorrow. And then we will be down to the final four. Just eight teams remaining right now. And other sports, including Pittsburgh Pirate did very well at the plate yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be interesting to see how the TV ratings go with the USA out of it.

[Chick McGee]

The the Saturday when do they play? The played last Monday night and it was like 40 million or something. Was the rating most people who ever

[Tom Griswold]

watched a soccer game.

[Chick McGee]

A soccer game in America.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it'll be interesting to see what happens with the USA out. Speaking of nitsa, when you speed while driving, you've got less time to react to whatever's coming across your path. A sharp turn could take you by surprise, causing you to veer off the road. Another car could turn to be in front of you and that could lead to a fender bender. A truck could break, suddenly injuring you and the other driver. A bicyclist could enter the road ahead and your impact could send them to the hospital. A pedestrian could be walking their dog and your foot in the gas might lead to a tragedy. But I think of these things, maybe they're not going to happen to you, but they might. So it'd be nice if you could see them coming when they happen. But you can't. So when you're speeding, you don't have time to course correct. You don't have time to stop. It only takes an instant for disaster to strike. The speed limit isn't just there to protect you. It's there to protect your passengers, other drivers, bicyclists, pedestrians, et cetera, et cetera, everybody sharing the road. So slow down, obey the law and Help keep everybody around you safe. Speeding catches up with you. Paid for by nhtsa. Also coming up, we have Christie Lee over there at the news desk. And among other things, we have a Brian Johnson update.

[Chick McGee]

All right,

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna keep it. I'm gonna keep it vague.

[Christy Lee]

Brian Johnson, the influencer.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a Brian Johnson update. I'm going to keep it vague.

[Josh Arnold]

It better be the ACDC guy or else we'll be doing it.

[Christy Lee]

It's not the acdc really.

[Chick McGee]

It's actually. Are you bait and switching us? What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

This guy.

[Chick McGee]

It's not Boris Johnson, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

It's just.

[Tom Griswold]

It's this jerk we talked about before.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus, for you, Josh, I. This is a fascinating topic for me. What is the ideal runtime for a movie?

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

And really? Yeah, we'll match it up with what some of the movies are that are coming out. We're gonna find out what the exact perfect time for a movie is that, among other things, will be happening on this show here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts People at O'Reilly Auto Parts at the news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

How do you do? There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I did learn something.

[Chick McGee]

Tell us in your travels.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, again, no big deal. I understand with all the problems in the world, my plane not taking off, not a big thing. But it did take me 36 hours to get home from a place that's a one hour flight from Miami.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Josh and I were talking about this. Why didn't you just rent a car and drive?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it didn't make it easy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we essentially rented a plane.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, the car would have been cheap.

[Chick McGee]

Car would have been way cheap.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, one of them is good. If the plane had gone, we would have missed our connection. So we decided then we were going to drive from Charlotte. So it would have been.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I looked it up actually, when you were texting.

[Josh Arnold]

It's lengthy.

[Chick McGee]

A fat nine from Charlotte.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, Kelly had to do that last year. But here's the lesson I learned.

[Chick McGee]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

I. These days, as you know, everybody is trying to go places without taking any luggage. So everyone's got a lot of carry on. Carry on. I get it. It's fine.

[Chick McGee]

Trying to save some bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, everybody does it. So I had nothing but a carry on.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

But then I. And. But I packed everything so that I had an. I had a pair of underwear, clean underwear for each day. You follow me here in your carry on? Yeah. Just enough?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, just enough.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I hope.

[Chick McGee]

I hope this ends with a shart. That's all. I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

But among other things, I had my little medication that I take.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I had my little slots of the pills.

[Chick McGee]

The pill caddy. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But just. Just before I left for the plane to leave, I used up my toothpaste. No problem. Tossed it.

[Chick McGee]

Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a disposable razor, had a nice

[Chick McGee]

shave out of here.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean while you were in Bahamas, you threw all that away?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And everything. Doubt. Had my last clean shirt. And I'd also, when I repacked it. I don't know if you do this, but after you wear something when you're packing, you roll it.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Just so it takes up less space. Cram that suitcase.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's a good idea if you don't Find yourself delayed 12 hours later needing a shirt and a lot less money in your pocket needing a shirt because you've. Oh, did I mention that there was a wet bathing suit in there? So everything.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's gonna be gooey, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So I've learned a couple things. One, take a nice plastic bag to put your wet bathing suit.

[Christy Lee]

I always do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I should have thought of that. But also, just. Just in case you might want to have an extra outfit and a couple

[Christy Lee]

extra days of pills.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, first of all, you being a guy, you need to use other terms other than outfit.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like outfits?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry. Men don't wear outfits.

[Josh Arnold]

We say get up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right. Check out my get up. From head to toe. I think I see says that.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, has anybody ever experienced this? You're with your girlfriend or wife, whatever. And she certainly. Whatever you get. Hey, do you like this shirt? That's a great shirt. You buy the shirt, then you put it on. Why are you wearing that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

But you like this shirt? No, I don't. I need to have a. I need to have like a body cam or something for evidence.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, here we are. Here we are, J. Crew, and I'm trying the shirt on, and I. You're somewhat distracted, probably. And then you say, that's a nice shirt. And I bought it. I'm wearing it. You see, that's the thing about.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I am.

[Christy Lee]

Just let her buy your shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a horrendous overpacker. I.

[Christy Lee]

Are you really?

[Chick McGee]

You think you'd be. You think you were with Diana Ross? It's just I. And I don't know how to stop. It's what I've always done. I only take a carry on, but, man, that thing is packed.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. I do. I. I have. I learned a long time ago to take one extra pair, one extra outfit.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Get up.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I did find this out because they did have a nice iron.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Ironing board. And I was. So I would. I'd set up the iron, and I was in the Bahamas, so as I plugged it in, a huge number of sparks came out.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not kidding.

[Chick McGee]

You'll have that.

[Tom Griswold]

And then at one point, the power went out. But I'm looking at the beautiful ocean ironing away. You know, you can't iron the stink out of a shirt.

[Chick McGee]

No, they have fresh enough.

[Josh Arnold]

If you don't have that, you can't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, sometimes it makes it worse.

[Chick McGee]

Some.

[Tom Griswold]

Some sort of spray. That's my point. You take a nice hot iron to a really stinky shirt that you. That you wore that you crammed up next to a wet bathing suit.

[Chick McGee]

You're saying it might bake it in. Is that what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The smell molecules expand under that heat.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I had even planned it so that when I got on the plane.

[Chick McGee]

Attaboy.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a. I had a fresh shirt.

[Jessica Alsman]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I ironed the day before. I'd ironed everything anyway when I got there. So I had nice clean clothes to wear that would look cleaned and pressed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. What's the old joke? How do you make God laugh? Make a plan.

[Chick McGee]

Make plans. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, anyway, you were. I mean, you did everything you're supposed to, so. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But like I said, a couple of lessons learned. Always have an extra.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The Ziploc bags are really handy. I keep a couple of them in my.

[Tom Griswold]

I do have a question. Have you seen these thing where you the. You put your clothes in this sort of plastic bag and then there's.

[Christy Lee]

Sucks all the air out?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. With a vacuum cleaner.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That's great for getting there. What do you do to get home?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I've always, you know, I know they show those. They show people packing suitcases with those. That's. To me, that's for long term storage. I know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

I never bought that somebody was actually doing that for a four day trip.

[Tom Griswold]

Because if you did that, that's all great. When you get there. How do you get it? What do you mail?

[Josh Arnold]

And how are they not buying that souvenir shirt? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's another thing, by the way, another lesson I've learned.

[Christy Lee]

Souvenirs.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is not. This is not a sexist remark in any way.

[Josh Arnold]

Prepare yourselves for sexist remark.

[Chick McGee]

Get the kids. Yes, kids, away from.

[Tom Griswold]

Fellas, fellas, here's what you want to do in your suitcase. Pack an extra suitcase because things are going to be purchased. And then if you've. You've already crammed your suitcase full and. Yeah. So. Yeah, we bought a. Bought a suitcase.

[Christy Lee]

You bought us.

[Ally Breen]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, that. I mean, as you. You do what you need.

[Chick McGee]

As you would say during conversation. I can top that. I went on vacation to Florida, I think it was last year. And I ordered a bigger suitcase off Amazon because there was a couple outlet malls.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And I had it shipped to. I had it shipped to where I was staying.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And loaded that baby up. Yeah. It was there. And like. Yeah. 36. As long as Tom waited for his plane. 46 hours. It was amazing. Absolutely happened. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But you don't understand what I'm saying.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Next time I'm in a duffel bag

[Josh Arnold]

folded up in There, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Ladies, there we are. Very well versed in the expandable totes that you just like fold them up and put them in your bag.

[Tom Griswold]

And then so when it's time to leave, you have another man for the suitcase.

[Josh Arnold]

Not bad. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Just. Just a few travel tips. Maybe, Maybe someone out there can send me some more. But yeah, and if you, if you have any medication. I don't have any serious medication I have to take. I just have a couple of minor things, but I didn't have them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is important.

[Ally Breen]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

But they did do this. I'll tell you what, this is interesting, and I hadn't heard this before. They made an announcement that because so many people have carry ons.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know where this is going? They go, we need 15 volunteers to check their bag. To check their bags.

[Chick McGee]

And when that happens, it's like a game show.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

And then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is, certainly. And then they say, if you're doing this, make sure you take all your medication out of the thing.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

And I bring this up because one time when I was flying, in fact, I was flying to the Bahamas, they had to unload a plane because a lady had left some critical medicine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And the thing. And it was a long story, but

[Chick McGee]

no, the game show access, they'll say, have anybody who can change their travel plans. And it's like a $500 voucher. And then 15 minutes later. Okay, $1,000 voucher.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they did that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When we, When I first got there Monday, they said, can we get some people to come off the plane? And we'll give you 375 bucks. Yeah, well, I got news for you. For 375 bucks, you can't rent a tent on the beach there, man. So. Yeah, but then they said, we need. We need 15. This was so weird. At one point, we were on the. On the boat, the little boat that goes from the island ferry. Yeah. And it's not real big. It probably holds, I don't know, 15, 20 people. Not 15. And they asked this one lady to move, and she wouldn't.

[Chick McGee]

She refused to move.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll call her. I'll call her. Too much plastic surgery lady, you know? You know, she has that face.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the fake boobs, the fake nose. And then her husband. Her husband. A gold Rolex, gold chain. Very, very bad teet. Yeah, buddy. If you're going to maybe spend the money on the teeth, not the Rolex. But they, they wanted the weight to be properly distributed on the boat.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And so some other guy finally said, just gave up and got up and he moved.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing how uncooperative people are that don't understand anything.

[Christy Lee]

The guys are entitled, tom. They don't need to move.

[Tom Griswold]

Plastic surgery lady.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I would go out of my way, no matter how thin she is, to not ask a woman to move. In that instance, I would ask every dude first.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Jettison your boobs. Jettison your boobs. That'll balance the boat.

[Josh Arnold]

Because no lady wants to move because of any weight issue at all.

[Christy Lee]

You're right, josh. That's very considerate of you.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

The truth. Then the word came that and this was a big jet that eventually didn't take off. They said, well, we said, well, they needed less weight in the plane, which I don't understand how they wouldn't know about this. They. Someone said, well, can they just take the luggage off and send the luggage later? And they can't.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because you have. You have to take your own luggage through customs. That was the explanation.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

That makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

I guess that makes sense. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. But the new customs thing is pretty cool with that eyeball thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

If you have that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was for everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, everybody. They just. They what? You walked up and maybe that was just immigration.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

But to get back in the u. S. It was just. Look at this thing. Boom. I don't know about.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know about that.

[Josh Arnold]

What happened? No, what I'm saying is what happens if you say no to the retinal scan?

[Tom Griswold]

It's rectal.

[Josh Arnold]

They have been mean. A bunch of other conspiracy theories.

[Tom Griswold]

Customs guy. Hey, ed, I need the gloves. Give me an xl. Look at the size of this guy. Yeah, I want the elbow glove.

[Chick McGee]

We're going in.

[Christy Lee]

Ed, do you have global entry? Is that why you were able to do that?

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea.

[Christy Lee]

Because the last time I did customs, it wasn't like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was in. I was in. Where was I?

[Christy Lee]

Charlotte.

[Josh Arnold]

Charlotte.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but it got funnier. I forgot to tell you this. So we are. We were supposed to fly out to charlotte from the eleuthera island to charlotte on Monday, and the plane was canceled, Blah, blah, blah. So the next day, we'd met some people. They had chartered a plane, so we went with them to charlotte. But as we were approaching charlotte, the main airport had closed, so we had to go to a regional airport. Then we had to drive through very, very heavy Traffic for an hour.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my Lord.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not kidding. To get to the portfolio.

[Christy Lee]

When you got to the regional airport, were you able to go through customs there? Did you have to?

[Tom Griswold]

No, we had to stop in Charleston, South Carolina, to go through custom.

[Josh Arnold]

How the girls do?

[Tom Griswold]

They were great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They seem to be patient.

[Tom Griswold]

That is the beauty of contemporary travel. Digital technology. Although. Although Finn read a book the whole time. This is sad. Finn's 13. She's an avid reader. I look at. She's sitting right across me. All of a sudden, she's sobbing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, some book got to her.

[Tom Griswold]

The book got to her. And then about an hour later, another person in the book. I don't want to go into too much detail, but some guy set the house on fire. Killing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

But. Yeah, but that's Harry Potter in the crematorium.

[Tom Griswold]

And the magic. But digital technology does save everybody. And, I mean, even sitting in a. I just send you guys a picture of the giant fan in the trailer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Where we were ensconced for seven hours in the bombs.

[Christy Lee]

Anti air conditioning. I titled that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, everyone's just, you know, looking at their phones.

[Josh Arnold]

And now you do have a classic parent thing going on we should tell you about. My mom does this. A lot of parents do this. You have us on two group chats, so we get everything twice.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. No, it's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Fine.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't have to. I just.

[Josh Arnold]

It's no big deal.

[Tom Griswold]

I just wanted to get a few laughs because it was so funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there were some great pictures. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But you smiling in front of the closed concession.

[Tom Griswold]

And the funny thing about that was, once again, if you're just joining us, we were essentially locked in a trailer for seven hours waiting for our plane that didn't take off. And this is. This is a. These are major jets. This isn't like you're, you know, flying into Mayberry. But the concession said all they had. They had water, soft drinks, and candy. They had nothing healthy.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyway, it looked like your standard T ball game. Concession stand.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Field.

[Christy Lee]

You need to pack snacks, too. You need to put that on your list.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. Once again, I.

[Chick McGee]

The other thing is, they might have had walking tacos. You should have asked Little League already.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, but you can't cross the street to go to the Stork because you've already gone through whatever it is, immigration, and so you're trapped. But alas, all is well with the world.

[Josh Arnold]

Our weary traveler.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you slept well last night.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, Unfortunately. But for four hours.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that was the problem. Hopefully you get 16 today.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Over the weekend, though. I don't know about you guys. I slept eight, nine, ten hours, which was. Which was wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing. Well, you can catch an app during sports if you'd like. That'd be fun.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just soccer and USA's out.

[Chick McGee]

So USA's out.

[Christy Lee]

Soccer. And we know you don't like soccer, so there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I just by chance.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, has the worm turned?

[Tom Griswold]

I was standing. Oh, no. I just by chance was standing in front of the television set in the place. We were having dinner when the USA scored. And it was in Seattle.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They just shown a picture. I think it was Eddie Vedder.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he chugged a beer or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I looked at the screens. Isn't that Eddie Vedder? Than a cutaway. Anyway, the. And the crowd went nuts when USA scored.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But then there was a guy sitting at the bar, like, what was. Two minutes later, Belgium scores. And this guy goes. I think he was English. Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well deserved. Goal reasonable. Well, now, what's coming up again in Sports World?

[Chick McGee]

We'll have scores in World cup, of course. Argentina, improbable victory comes from way behind and they win yesterday beating. Who did this? Not Switzerland. Egypt. That's right. And there. There was a little kid in the crowd yesterday in Egypt with the classic pyramid. No, he had. I'm Sphinx over his head.

[Josh Arnold]

Love that.

[Chick McGee]

Like the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Tutankhamon look.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. I doubt. And he had one of those scepters or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The Pharaoh look had a snake on the top.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. He. He went all out.

[Tom Griswold]

The asp.

[Chick McGee]

There was an asp.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the only reason I know the word. There should be a special.

[Christy Lee]

That is a cross set of T

[Tom Griswold]

shirts that just have crossword puzzle words on them.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Epe, asp.

[Chick McGee]

Leno's in there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we're happy to be back in the US of A. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

How's your car doing?

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

I wish Pat were here.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm working on a new song, new vacation song. Oh, oh, it's called Tampons in the Bahamas.

[Josh Arnold]

Can't wait to hear about that.

[Chick McGee]

Hard, hard to find.

[Christy Lee]

Are they two at a time? Is that what you had?

[Josh Arnold]

Or three? Oh, yeah, two.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My perfect vacation.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Ally Breen]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There he is. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee and. And Tom. I understand you were somewhat waylaid in the Bahamas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and I, I got, I got another travel tip for everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And again, I'm not complaining. I understand in the grand scheme of things, no big deal. But we spent all day Monday and all day Tuesday traveling. We could have flown to New Zealand, but we were only what, 90 miles off of the coast of Miami. But another travel tip, I, as I had mentioned earlier, I had everything kind of timed out. So I, you know, I, I threw away my razor, the last of the little mini toothpaste.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All I was wearing, my last clean bit of clothing. And then we ended up having to go back to a hotel and blah, blah. I'd also timed it out financially with respect to cash. So I'd gone to the ATM here in the usa.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And gotten, gotten various money. Yeah. And you see, you need to have a lot of fives and tens and twenties because you know, you've got a tip. The taxi driver that takes you. You got to pay the taxi driver. Then you got to get in the little boat and pay the boat guy. Then you got to get the other tax.

[Christy Lee]

Pay the ferryman.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. You have to pay the merryman. And then what's the next line? Ace? Don't pay the ferry. Thank you very much. But I had it all perfectly timed out. Money is, I got. Okay, here we go. I've got the boat, the taxi. The boat, the last taxi, the guy that helps you with your bags at the airport.

[Christy Lee]

The tip on the charter plane was a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, here's the, here's the. And then I, So then we end up, we get, we go through everything and we're waiting for the plane to go and as you know, the plane doesn't go. Well, now I've got to get a taxi, the boat, another taxi. And I have no money. I mean, I have no cash and. No, neither does just about everybody else. But the Bahamian people were so nice. I said to the taxi guy, look, I don't have any money, I don't have any cash. And of course it's an airport, so naturally it's the Bahamas. So there's no atm.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope, There is not an atm.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

On the Eleuthera airport there is not an atm. So I said to the guy, I'll just. And he goes, oh, just pay me tomorrow month. Nice guy. And then, then, and then the same for the boat guy. Just so nice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And then when I got to the, the hotel.

[Christy Lee]

Have an atm?

[Tom Griswold]

No, there was, there is one. There's like a Nova Scotia bank or something. And I went up there and got some cash. And of course you get the funny looking money.

[Christy Lee]

The Bahamian money.

[Tom Griswold]

The Bahamian money.

[Chick McGee]

It's beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

It spends so much easier because oh, look, it's a hundred dollars with a picture of Queen Elizabeth. This is free.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I was wondering, Tom, what's the rush getting back? Why were you in such a hurry? This is what the rush with Chick McGee, brought to you by NHTSA. When you speed, you have less time to react. Follow the speed limit to keep other road users safe. Speeding does catch up with you. This announcement paid for by nhtsa.

[Tom Griswold]

So the lesson we've learned is always have some extra cash. Cash?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Extra medicine. Have you ever had a clean shirt

[Tom Griswold]

and always have an extra set of clean clothes?

[Chick McGee]

Cause to wear a money belt.

[Christy Lee]

A money belt?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Ally Breen]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

You have?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. When I lived in Korea for a couple years, I had a bunch of cash that was more than you are allowed to travel with.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So I money belted it.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I just nervous.

[Christy Lee]

You are smuggling money into the country.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Like Billy Davis and Midnight Express.

[Josh Arnold]

They would only let me. I tried to do it properly. They would only let me send a certain amount of cash here. Back home. Every month, I could only send a certain amount, and I always maxed that out because my main reason for going over there was to not spend any money while there. Send it all back here. And so I had ended up having way too much, so I had to hide it.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And this was where you keistered it?

[Josh Arnold]

I wore a money belt.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking about money belts.

[Josh Arnold]

It was too big for my waist, so I rolled it up in keister.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I kept telling myself. Well, it's too big. I can't fasten it. I'll have to stick it in my ass.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, do you on a regular basis carry cash around?

[Christy Lee]

I do not.

[Tom Griswold]

I never have any money.

[Christy Lee]

Thank goodness I have a husband who does because I'm always going, can I have $20? And here's my best. I'll pay you back. How many times you think I've paid him back? I did find a 20 in a pocket the other day, and I immediately handed it to him. And I go. I think I probably.

[Josh Arnold]

It was probably his in the first place.

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

That is nice, though. When you're.

[Christy Lee]

When you.

[Josh Arnold]

When you.

[Tom Griswold]

When you go to your. You put on a coat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Free money? Amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Great.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the delights of the delights.

[Christy Lee]

Now I need to care.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I need to get some cash. I'm traveling next week. I need to get some cash.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Tens and twenties.

[Christy Lee]

But I. I'm driving. I'm not flying. I'm. I'm gonna do the 12 hour drive. I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it can be nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I do like the new thing at the ATM where you can select your bills.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, some do, not all.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the ones that do. That is cool.

[Christy Lee]

That is nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I've got a new one I go to now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this. This is earth shattering.

[Tom Griswold]

You never.

[Chick McGee]

You never change anything.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. You know, because the one I used to go to is an ice cream shop now.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Good. You changed then.

[Christy Lee]

Because it's hard to carry around ice cream to give it a tip.

[Chick McGee]

Excuse me. There are sprinkles on my hundred.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a dilly bar.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't been in there. What did they do with the vault? Is it still in there?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know where they keep the cones.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was a freestand. This is true. It's a. It was a freestanding bank.

[Chick McGee]

This sounds like a caper waiting to happen. Now, you know, the bank still. The vault is still there.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. Now it's a delightful ice cream place.

[Josh Arnold]

They may have.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes they do incorporate the vault in.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a car. I go to a coffee shop that has the vault still there.

[Chick McGee]

There's a wonder.

[Christy Lee]

An attorney's office downtown that has that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so cool.

[Christy Lee]

It's like a big bar in there.

[Chick McGee]

The climate now for actually banks having money on hand because everything's so electronic, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Are the vaults what they used to be?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, you don't go in and I need $3,000 cash. I mean, nobody does that. Well, I don't think they do.

[Tom Griswold]

They have a little machine that goes. Well, if they do, they're up to no good.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. Yes. They need change from the corner. I'm working. So. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, the ATMs that give. That allow you to pick bills, have they allowed you to do things like, I need to take out $17?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They still haven't gotten.

[Jessica Alsman]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

And also, you can't. Because the problem is I don't like to have hundreds or 50s because no one wants them. And for tipping, you typically want fives, tens, twenties, but sometimes they. If you. If you. You want fewer of these, then all of a sudden it gives you 10 ones again. Now, wait a minute. I don't want the. It. But it's. It's not perfect, but it's. It's pretty cool.

[Chick McGee]

I went to the ATM and wanted $17, and the ATM said, you woke me up for this?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, in Vegas that would be the fee for a hundred dollars.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's true. Yeah. 14. It actually is like $30 or so. I think to use the ATM, some

[Josh Arnold]

are like $30 fee or 10% of what you remove. Yeah, whichever's higher for them.

[Chick McGee]

They wet the beak.

[Tom Griswold]

How can that be legal?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, we got to get on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Where's that. Where's that guy? And how can we get rid of him? Okay, coming up in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up in sports, we got the. We got World cup action in Argentina. A miracle finish as Lionel Messi brings his teammates back to beat Egypt yesterday. And he's in the lead to win the Golden Boot in the World Cup. He's got. Is that what they call that goal so far? Yes, sir. He's in the league.

[Christy Lee]

They don't call them MVPs anymore. What do they call them?

[Chick McGee]

Golden Boot.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, what did you think about that red card? That whole. I know there was a big controversy.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

It didn't look like that much of it. It looked like an accident.

[Josh Arnold]

Seemed a red card was egregious, in my opinion.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But it had been issued. And there's a law that if you get a red card, that cannot be appealed. No how. No way. If you get two yellows which equal a red card, that can be appealed.

[Tom Griswold]

What if you get a jack of spades?

[Chick McGee]

But then. And then the referee comes up and holds it. Is this your card? And then so I so something. I don't know what happened, but president jumped in and here we are.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I've heard that this has happened a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they did.

[Josh Arnold]

It's happened way more than well.

[Chick McGee]

And FIFA is under fire because they are one of the most corrupt sports organizations in the history of the world.

[Christy Lee]

He still has to serve the penalty. They just postponed it.

[Tom Griswold]

They were two guys going after the ball.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want egregious penalties, look at the wnba. Egregious.

[Josh Arnold]

We need some of the refs from the World cup to move over there.

[Chick McGee]

And it might have backfired because Belgium, you know, they. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there.

[Chick McGee]

Are they effing with us?

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

That guy can't. Okay, let's go get them. And boy. Boy, they did.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have sports. We have a letter or two. You can reach us Bob [e-mail]. the pop up store has popped up again. Go to bob and tom.com, check out some of these cool shirts, etc. Etc. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ally Breen]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Tom Griswold]

I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight and you got a real problem. Do not blow it.

[Ally Breen]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been warned.

[Josh Arnold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, catch you over. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yo. Yo.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. I got a letter here. Dear Bob and Tom Show. Here we go. Last week you were discussing the chicken dance and other wedding dances with Travis and Taylor being married, I think and Josh offered up. Did you do the duck dance?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And we kind of sort of know it as the. I'd never heard of the duck dance.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not. I'm not familiar with the duck dance.

[Christy Lee]

None of us were, except for Josh.

[Chick McGee]

This, of course, is the chicken dance and it's been augmented slightly. If you can see if you can hear where we changed.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So yeah, they get up doing the chicken dance. Now just sit down. Okay. Anyway, Josh new It is the duck song and wasn't sure why there is. There are lyrics to the chicken dance. I don't want to be a chicken. I don't want to be a duck. So I shake my butt. But, but, but, but, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, because I Tom. When I. I knew it as the duck dance, not the chicken dance.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, because of those lyrics.

[Josh Arnold]

Because of just growing up that, that everybody. I really. It was all. It was always.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to be a chicken. I don't want to be a duck. So I should take my body.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you.

[Chick McGee]

I was way too early.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a little broadcast direction here.

[Chick McGee]

Was I way too early.

[Tom Griswold]

Finish your words. Don't start.

[Chick McGee]

I saw. I shake my butt so it's a foul dance.

[Josh Arnold]

Really. A water or not just waterfowl.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Chicken and chicken and duck.

[Tom Griswold]

We should talk to a wedding dj because we were talking.

[Chick McGee]

How you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about the. The sad death of. Was it Victor Willis from the Village People. That's certainly a wedding classic.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think that there's just. Every DJ has their wedding playlist. They just share it with each other and they go, here's what you need.

[Tom Griswold]

I kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody at the eulogy have to go and. What were you talking about, Willis?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so.

[Chick McGee]

That would be wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

They wrote some good songs. We may never do ymca.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. There's some fun stuff there.

[Chick McGee]

Cheers.

[Josh Arnold]

They're fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but they've lasted.

[Chick McGee]

Those are audience participation and they've lasted.

[Tom Griswold]

They're great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Nothing like sit down, relax, turn the lights down, maybe get some Cheetos and listen to ymca.

[Josh Arnold]

You do have a point. They've lasted. Occasion. Like in. For occasions.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Party, dance.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Or at an. An event. You know, at a sporting event.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to need a minute to have some quiet introspection. I'm just going to sit and evaluate and here's in the Navy.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right. Not many do that, I'm sure. Some.

[Chick McGee]

No, but. See what I mean? It's not a song. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe embarrassment.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a good voice,

[Josh Arnold]

but you might have to be some generals or

[Chick McGee]

admirals in the Navy going, hey, oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We're already considered the gayest of the four. They found the video on a battleship, so. Yeah, no, yeah, I know, but. So they may have had.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure that. That Admiral Halsey knew exactly what.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Come on.

[Christy Lee]

They have the best uniform.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't we take enough from Marines when we're out in bars?

[Tom Griswold]

Now we got this. Couldn't they do, like a Semper Fi song with five gay guys flitting around?

[Josh Arnold]

Now, granted, fellas, Anchors Away wasn't the manliest of dunes

[Chick McGee]

and they do have a rear admiral, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they do salute that Buzz. But I'm just kind of wondering, what are the. What are the sort of. The. The songs that wedding DJs sort of have to play?

[Josh Arnold]

Your electric slide, your Cha Cha slide and all that?

[Tom Griswold]

Are they doing. Are they doing the. The Macarena still?

[Josh Arnold]

Even things that aren't like Brown Eyed Girl is a staple.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cupid Shuffle.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's big.

[Chick McGee]

To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right. Now walk it like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the Hokey Pokey still.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't seen that.

[Chick McGee]

I think the Hokey Pokey's on.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've got kids at a wedding,

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's done. Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Do your kids know the Hokey Pokey?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't really need to know it going in. You can just learn as you go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the beauty of it. It's like a quality TV show if you're watching for the first time. It explains the premise of the program in the song. Like Gilligan's island.

[Chick McGee]

In Tom's mind. This was recorded this morning.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what it's all about.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, now.

[Josh Arnold]

What do they. I wonder what they say for backside nine more minutes.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

You put your ass in, you put your ass out.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder when they were skating parties and they do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it was so fun.

[Tom Griswold]

What? They would sing the.

[Christy Lee]

We do the Hokey Pokey on roller skates.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody I bet has a rollercade playlist out there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I miss roller skating. Can we have a roller skating party? Wouldn't that be fun?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, a team building exercise.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Make new friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of busy this year.

[Chick McGee]

This year?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Have your kids ever gone roller skating?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a thing. That's. They ice skate. I don't know. I. I grew up ice skating, but I never.

[Christy Lee]

You never went roller skating?

[Josh Arnold]

My brother John was a DJ at a rollercade for really a couple years. I could ask him what the staples were like, had to be played.

[Christy Lee]

His roller skating look. Frown upon. Is it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. It's fun. I remember.

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think there are certain segments of our society that think roller skating is somewhat of a lesser. Somewhat of a. Why Trash pastime.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. Was one of my favorite things in life.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you could even stop.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. I could skate backwards.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you can see. You can see F. Scott Fitzgerald ice skating.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a little more romantic.

[Chick McGee]

What's her name? Daisy. Or whatever the hell her name. Roller skating.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'd love to.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Her walking apparently was funny.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Always hammered.

[Chick McGee]

Oh,

[Tom Griswold]

dear. Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna drown.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I must have missed this one. It says you guys were talking about dog food.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

For some reason, somebody ate Alpo. Chick started going on about different types of Purina Chow.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Like monkey chow. Right.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. They have horse chow.

[Christy Lee]

Karina's looking for a puppy and a kitty to Tom for a camp.

[Chick McGee]

Get a load of this. Josh went to back to his brothers for a weekend with the fam.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't your niece challenge you? It got right in your that was it face.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. She dared me to.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's. Here was my choice. All right. And when a nine year Old girl dares you Tom. You, you either man up and you do it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or you slink away in bear in embarrassment. She said I could eat one, one piece of dry dog food or I could eat a little bit of farmer's dog. Which would you choose? Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I'd probably go for the dry dog food just because.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

And that's what like almost all my family said.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

And I said I'm going for the farmer's dog. It's human grade.

[Chick McGee]

It's right here on the bottom.

[Josh Arnold]

They're like, but it's wet, not dry. And I went, no, but it's, I mean look at it. It looks like food.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean dry stuff, you could kind of just, and just get, get it down the, the gullet. The, the high quality dog food. You're going to taste it.

[Josh Arnold]

And, and I did. And not for me.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why they call it dog food. It's not called the farmer's food, it's the farmer's dog.

[Josh Arnold]

I will have you know that with my nine year old niece it killed big laughs. Oh yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well this, this guy, this guy, his letter has asked a good question and I remember, absolutely remember this. And I'm, I'll. I'll just see if you do. Do you remember the commercial for Chuck wagon brand dog food?

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, I loved it. Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Me too.

[Chick McGee]

The puppy dog chases the wagon wagon around under the sink or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was classic, right?

[Tom Griswold]

A little wagon and they had little miniature horses and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't know the answer. I don't know if they still make Chuck wagon brand dog food.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys remember Gravy Train?

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was dry but you added water.

[Tom Griswold]

And then it makes its own gravy.

[Chick McGee]

Makes its own gravy.

[Josh Arnold]

Our dog, we never got it. I always wanted it for our dogs, but we never got it.

[Christy Lee]

Our dog had Gains burgers. Do you remember that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

That's what my mom fed our dog. Gains burger.

[Chick McGee]

And her hands smelled like Gains burger.

[Tom Griswold]

For they Gainesburgers looked like, they looked like a hamburger patty and they were kind of dry because you could take them and break them up into.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. So they were kind of pucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

But they weren't dry and they weren't really wet. They were just, just kind of dog loved them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my dog, my dog ate them.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if she loved them or not, but wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know the world of dog food. I don't know what the big Ones are these days.

[Josh Arnold]

Purina has still got to be up there.

[Christy Lee]

Purina Pro plan.

[Chick McGee]

I have a blue buffalo and then I have something called the Bill Jack.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's the frozen.

[Chick McGee]

It comes frozen and you put it in the refrigerator.

[Josh Arnold]

Kibble and bits. I wonder if that's still out.

[Tom Griswold]

Chuck wagon. Great commercial.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And once again in the 60s, but

[Christy Lee]

I can't see if it's still out.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a modernized sort of version because I remember a CGI chuck wagon too.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there was an odd weekend during senior year in football where I was referred to as the chuck wagon for about two or three weeks.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a pretty good nickname.

[Chick McGee]

Thankfully, it passed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you get why you. You'd be. You'd shy away from it. But it's not a bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you carrying the ball?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. There's just, you know, Charles. Chuck. Chuck wagon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I see. It looks like it is still made the classic chuck wagon. Dog food.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

And there's a little. Little driver driving.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Tiny horses.

[Chick McGee]

Tiny horses. A tiny.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course, the dog went bananas.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell's that?

[Tom Griswold]

I mentioned this a couple weeks ago. When you travel these days, any city you go to, as you enter every city of any size, the first thing you're greeted by are the local defense attorneys and I'm sorry, plaintiffs attorneys.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Every. Everywhere you go. And then you turn on the television and every commercial is for the local.

[Chick McGee]

You don't pay unless we win. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if. And, and they're kind of running out. Some of them do sort of semi funny commercials now I've noticed. Yeah, yeah. They're trying anything to make, to get. I get it. I understand how that works. I wonder if anybody's ever tried redoing classic commercials, but then it turns out to be an attorney commercial. Like you could see the dog chasing the chuck wagon. And then the chuck wagon arrives and opens it up and it's. Hi, Bill Davis, attorney at law.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What if the chuck wagon crash, crashes, crashes, and the driver sort of limps out, goes, now what? And then that guy goes, bill Davis, attorney of law.

[Chick McGee]

We can replace those tiny horses in under 30 days.

[Tom Griswold]

Or the, the Bosco commercial where he, he takes the balloon and goes up 10 stories and what? No Bosco? And the guy takes the pin.

[Christy Lee]

What is Bosco?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's. It's the greatest chocolate drink of all time. Well, these are a semi baked, half baked and half baked ideas.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it. Somebody should get on that.

[Tom Griswold]

There. There should be like a Show the battle of the regional attorneys where they'd have. Because I mean this is universal. Everywhere you go now, it would be. You get. Okay, here's the. These are the two biggest lawyers in Kentucky and here's the two from Montana.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, A lot of times it's the same law firm and they just edit in what city they're in.

[Josh Arnold]

Some of them have been injured themselves. You see the guy with the eye patch or. I saw a guy with a hook once and he was an injury lawyer.

[Chick McGee]

The guy dressed in leather, holding his motorcycle helmet. I'm a rider too.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's the.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you are.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the one guy they show, he's full oxygen mask, wires everywhere, tubes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. When he was.

[Tom Griswold]

He's been. He's been there. In any event, what's coming up in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, we're going to try to get the World cup results. Argentina comes back to beat Egypt with 11 minutes to play by score. A 3 to 2 Dallas and Chicago win in the WNBA last night.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll never get used to the clock running up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I. That's odd. It doesn't look right.

[Josh Arnold]

I know it's hard that.

[Christy Lee]

And they just admin. It's willy nilly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Play for another six and a half

[Christy Lee]

and we just blow the whistle whenever.

[Chick McGee]

Well, and yesterday they were in like initially it was seven minutes of extra time and then during the seven minutes there was like a huge delay, so. But they don't put a new number up there. They just go longer than seven minutes and they don't tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, somebody knows what they're doing. It's not me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, not for me. I got too much to worry about now. I can't care about this. As I said a long time ago. Hey, how about this? High prices everywhere and here to stay.

[Chick McGee]

Gas, groceries, insurance. It's a nightmare.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why you might want to listen to me for just a second and say to yourself, hey, should I call American Financing to refinance and pay off this credit card debt? Might be a good idea. Then you second guess yourself because of that low mortgage rate you currently have. Well, listen, that low rate, it's not saving you. If you're drowning in credit card interest at 25% or more. It's a math problem. I don't want to do it for you, but the folks at American Finance will be happy to help you out here. Here's the truth. If you're only making minimum payments, that debt's going to follow you around for years. That's why a lot of people are calling American Financing because they're saving customers an average of 800 bucks a month by using the equity they have in their house to break free from that credit card debt. The point is pretty simple. If your house is about five years old, it's probably worth about 30% more than it was when you paid for it five years ago. Maybe 40, maybe 50. If it's 10 years old, you bought the place 10 years ago, it's probably doubled in value. At least you can take advantage of that equity without actually selling your house. American Financing specializes in helping folks do this. No upfront fees, no pressure. They have salaried mortgage consultants that can help you out. Might work for you. I don't know your situation, but American Financing will walk you through it and see in about 10 minutes if this could actually help you out. 866-889-2611 that's 866-889-2611 easier to remember this American financing.net do me a favor and put slash Bob and Tom and tell the folks at American Financing we sent you. That'll help out our show. That'll help you. It'll help them. Once Again, it's American financing.net NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumeraccess.org Average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, there's Josh Arnold. Hello, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, Zeppelin News.

[Chick McGee]

Zeppelin.

[Tom Griswold]

Zeppelin News.

[Josh Arnold]

Like the lead type or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, no. Also coming up, while I'm at it, Brian Johnson, news.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, acds.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not that kind either.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, so I'm over two.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But also coming up, pubic hair in the news.

[Ally Breen]

Ah,

[Tom Griswold]

but not that kind.

[Chick McGee]

Not what? Not people kind?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Animals have pubes?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's edible pubic hair.

[Chick McGee]

Finally, man. No, no, no, it's not.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, the demand has been there this whole time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you'll see. You'll find out.

[Josh Arnold]

Edible pubes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, just the thought.

[Chick McGee]

An idea whose time has come.

[Tom Griswold]

It may be a translation issue, I'm not sure, but at this point, we are going to segue over to. Yeah, Chick McGee at the sports desk. What's going on over there?

[Chick McGee]

Lionel Messi did it again. Argentina. Great. Scored once, inspired his team to an improbable 32 victory over Egypt. Despite trailing by two goals with only 11 minutes to play.

[Josh Arnold]

That's pretty exciting.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing. It was an amazing game. I had a wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Another fine message Messi.

[Chick McGee]

The. Well, another fine Messi. You've got the defending champs Argentine will face Switzerland. That's 9 o' clock Saturday night Eastern in Kansas City. Yes, at the Kansas City. Kansas City, here I come. And five o' clock in at Arrowhead. England and Norway on Saturday.

[Josh Arnold]

Fun.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Tomorrow France and Morocco at New England Patriots Stadium. And then Friday Spain and Belgium at SoFi. 2, 4, 6, 8. Those are your eight remaining teams in the World Cup. And the golden boot is awarded to the man the most goal score. However, the golden ball is awarded to the MVP of the World Cup.

[Ally Breen]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Also they can differ. It could be a goalie certain.

[Chick McGee]

Certainly. Yes, it could be anything.

[Josh Arnold]

And the man with the golden army is Frank Sinatra.

[Chick McGee]

Is that who the golden throne.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there was a. The movie. The gun with the golden arm.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the golden gun was James, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I think the man with the golden arm was Sinatra. I'll look it up. Yeah, in the. The movie.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I know who stole my golden arm as a campfire. Scary story you tell kids.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Chick McGee]

And you go. You go scratch on the driver's with

[Josh Arnold]

a key and you can still sometimes hear the scratches.

[Chick McGee]

You can hear him scratching where I

[Christy Lee]

bought that hook line and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, great.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a. That's a great tale.

[Chick McGee]

Who stole my golden arm? Was it you? Oh, yeah. Scared the hell out of me. WNBA action last night. Dallas over New York Liberty Heal. Dallas 88, New York 77 and Chicago the sky over Phoenix 77, 66. And here's a baseball story. Pittsburgh Pirates first baseman Ryan O' Hearn set a franchise record, drove in 10 runs on three home runs against the Braves in Pittsburgh. O' Hearn hit a grand slam in the first inning, three run shot in the third and another three run homer in the sixth.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

His 10 RBIs broke the Pirates record of nine RBI or RBI set by Johnny Rizzo in 1939.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy cow.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Rizzo. O' Hearn's 10 RBI is the most by any player in the majors this year.

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

He was an All Star last season. Became the 16th player in Pittsburgh's 145 year history.

[Josh Arnold]

We're almost to the All Star break.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that amazing?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. At Philadelphia, I think they call it the bank. That's coming up next week. Tuesday next week. And Virtual Taekwondo is making its debut at the Asian Games this fall. You heard me.

[Jessica Alsman]

Me.

[Christy Lee]

Virtual.

[Chick McGee]

Virtual Taekwondo competitors wear strap motion tracking sensors on their spine, thighs and Shin, while VR headsets place them in a digital 3D arena.

[Christy Lee]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

They use their bodies to control digital avatars and non contact virtual matches where every fast and well timed strike depletes the opponent's virtual health bar.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you see somebody tried to ruin the Asian Games?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

They pulled the fire alarm. Everybody just kept switching seats.

[Chick McGee]

I'd never done that, although I wanted to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I haven't heard a Chinese fire drill joke dozen years, so. Thanks for bringing back that memory. Did you ever do that? Follow up to an intersection, someone shouts out, chinese fire drill. Everyone gets out of the car, circles.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think we did it like once. And then ghosting the whip became the.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Josh Arnold]

That's where you sort of come to a very slow crawl in your car and you step out, open the door, you step out and walk alongside it. Then you hop back in

[Chick McGee]

and you

[Josh Arnold]

can ghost riding the whip, I guess

[Chick McGee]

combine the Chinese fire drill, everybody gets out and the car's going very slow and they run back in.

[Tom Griswold]

So this virtual. What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Virtual Taekwondo?

[Chick McGee]

I have no idea. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

So you've got some guy dancing around.

[Chick McGee]

You mean taekwondo?

[Christy Lee]

It's not.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're actually doing it, but you're fighting people in the VR world? I think it's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

And they're fighting you? Yeah, it's a virtual health bar.

[Tom Griswold]

And people are watching this?

[Christy Lee]

No, you're participating in it. Oh, you can watch it as well.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure you can.

[Tom Griswold]

You said it's a. It's like the Olympics of every day.

[Chick McGee]

There's a virtual reality. Somebody has an accident with this and

[Josh Arnold]

thinks, oh yeah, they'll punch the tv.

[Chick McGee]

They forget where they are. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They jump to the ground practicing this. And you, you knock out the, the

[Chick McGee]

living room, you put the dog in

[Tom Griswold]

the fireplace, kicking the furniture. The end table goes into the fireplace.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a non combat combat.

[Chick McGee]

Non combat and non contact.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be a good workout, man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's like Tai chi.

[Tom Griswold]

It has to look kind of silly.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, you know, when you're VR, you don't worry about that.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have VR headset?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

All I would do is ready player porn it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, The Jack Youtron 4000, they really perfected it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's one of those things I'm better off not having.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, they have to have that and a sleeve for men.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And they're.

[Josh Arnold]

They're now getting to the point. I think we talked about this, where they're. The sleeve is now timed with the video.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

So when she thrusts or when they get you.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, pretty soon guys are just going to become extinct and you're going

[Chick McGee]

to see absenteeism skyrocket.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Zero regrets.

[Chick McGee]

No, dude, I don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't eaten a week and I've never been happier.

[Chick McGee]

You see this girl?

[Christy Lee]

The death of our society.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's gonna be.

[Christy Lee]

Watching it spoke.

[Chick McGee]

Spoken like a woman.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm. Yeah, I'm. If I'm understanding this news story, then this is a.

[Chick McGee]

It's barely.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, these are. These. The Asian Games. These are real sports.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And so people are going to watch a guy strap on a headset and. And absolutely fling his arms around.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'd rather see a match, but. But hey, this will have its applications

[Chick McGee]

and they're going to award medals and everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Virtual swimming is a kid in a bathtub moving his arms around.

[Chick McGee]

How about that? Yes, but his virtual world, he'd be

[Christy Lee]

swimming the English Channel or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, all right. No, thanks. I'll pass. Don't care. Never thought I'd see athletic gamers.

[Josh Arnold]

Finally.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, people watch gaming all the time. That's a big deal.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, with insanes amount of money, Right?

[Chick McGee]

It built. It built the Twitch platform, I think people watching other people play games.

[Josh Arnold]

Darn it. There's a lot of money to be made there. If I were a gamer.

[Chick McGee]

Money on the table, people. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

As long as it keeps them off the streets, it's fine with me.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Now to your way. Right that way.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, on Twitch is our good buddy Henry Phillips.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he does.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a pretty cool gig.

[Chick McGee]

He's killing it. Yeah. A man in Las Vegas and I'm. I need your help, whoever I am. Lost. A man in Las Vegas has broken the Guinness World record for the most binder clips clipped on the body.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so these are those black things that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if anybody has one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I love them. I don't have one with.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if I've got varying sizes. They're almost like chip clips, but.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're the black.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pinchy things. There's one. Okay, hold that up.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how big?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a smaller one.

[Christy Lee]

They have all different sizes, but yeah, that's a little one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is the stupidest world record.

[Josh Arnold]

I say they range from half an inch to three Inches.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Really? Robert Fed Frederick earned the record title after attaching 58 clips to his body.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I've.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I've clipped one to like a lip or my. You know, you do your finger.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I've done that. That doesn't seem like that many.

[Chick McGee]

58.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

I, I think he's missing a lot of body left.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I think that the difficulty of this is it's pinching your skin.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they're so.

[Christy Lee]

Well. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They're grippy.

[Chick McGee]

They really do pinch hard.

[Josh Arnold]

They'll pinch.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have a picture of this idiot? Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There he is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I could have done more.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Got his whole back yet. And front.

[Christy Lee]

All he's got is her arms and

[Tom Griswold]

legs look like big cockroaches, honestly.

[Chick McGee]

Plus, let's get those shorts off and let's.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Let's pinch that wiener.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Get at least eight on the danglers.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. You get eight or nine on the dangler.

[Tom Griswold]

You get a big fat guy. You got more surface area. This record is just meant to be beaten immediately.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This guy, Robert Frederick, had a friend attach a record breaking 58 clips to his body. The final product looking kind of like it says here that actually they remind me of leeches.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Needs a good bleeding. I've always thought having an official Guinness World Record title would be the coolest thing ever. He said despite the pain, he was determined to take on the title for his own personal achievement.

[Tom Griswold]

I would assume that this is like hickeys all over his body when he's done.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Little red spots.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This is.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be uncomfortable. That's for sure.

[Chick McGee]

The clipsy, they look. They're not much bigger than the one I'm holding, which is like a half inch, I think, or an inch

[Tom Griswold]

pretty weak.

[Josh Arnold]

Should we try to beat this?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. You know, they. They will hurt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's pain, right.

[Christy Lee]

You have a lot of loose skin. Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

You know how it doesn't hurt is you clip it onto your hair.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. Yeah, we should have a judge that says that doesn't count.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure there must be some sort of a rule that has to be on the skin, not on your hair.

[Christy Lee]

Put that on your hand.

[Chick McGee]

Does it hurt, you ape? Oh, yeah. Hell yeah, it hurts.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Those aren't comfortable. Oh, yeah, he's got. You have the webbing of the thumb and forefinger.

[Christy Lee]

That's one of the worst. That's really.

[Josh Arnold]

But now that it's on there it's on there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So.

[Chick McGee]

And the pain starts to fade.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So just keep that there for a second. Can we get 80 more of those, please?

[Chick McGee]

Much like, much like day to day living, the pain fades but soon you

[Josh Arnold]

don't know how to live without it.

[Chick McGee]

That is familiar. So you keep going back to it and yes, that's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Then you learn to crave it.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. And then we'll more sports tomorrow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody down.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, up, we have Ali Breen with Sexy Time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

Summertime edition of Sexy Time. I'm certainly looking forward to that. We also have an update of the guy that claims to have the world's smallest male member.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, the GoFundMe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And then we have to remember what

[Chick McGee]

they, what he said it was most like. It's as long as a penny is high, if you will, size of a penny, erect

[Josh Arnold]

the width of a penny.

[Tom Griswold]

There are ladies out there that can

[Josh Arnold]

or the thickness out dick this guy. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the proper term?

[Josh Arnold]

Why not?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's not a half an inch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There we go. Okay. Where was I? Why don't I bring this up? Oh, coming up, we have giraffes in the news. I'm a big fan. They found the one big giraffe. But now we have giraffes and a skill that scientists say giraffes have that they did not know about until recently. And skateboarding.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, I, I would pay to see window washing. And we have a Brian Johnson update. The ACDC guy, Tom. Nope, the other guy. That's kind of annoying.

[Chick McGee]

What other guy?

[Tom Griswold]

And then we have, we have pubic hair and food in the news in the same story. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ally Breen]

This is the Bob and tom show. Reach us tol at 1-888-BOB-tom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, there's Ace Cosby. Howdy, howdy do. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. Back in the saddle.

[Tom Griswold]

Great to be here on American soil. Yeah, I, I don't think. Are they doing enough fire drills at schools anymore?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure they're doing the, the requisite amount.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you ask?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I, I'm just disappointed in Americans behavior on airplanes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, gosh. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember, remember when you were a Kid, if you had a fire, if you talked during a fire drill, or you wouldn't be with us anymore. Anymore. Because Mrs. Van Dusen would have had you shot.

[Christy Lee]

That's a little rough.

[Tom Griswold]

No, when we did, I'm. I can remember, I would. I'd mentioned my friend Bobby. He's a college professor in a town where we're on the air right now. If you talk during a fire drill at Mercer Elementary School, I mean, you were dead. I mean, you were literally taken away and no one ever saw you again.

[Chick McGee]

But. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And the reason I bring it up is the fire drill. It was sort of a thing about. Okay, here's the rules. Here's what we have to do. And getting. And getting on and off airplanes. It's pretty simple.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Okay, your turn.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, wait your turn. You know, don't. Don't haul your bag out and drop it on my head because I'm sitting in the aisle. Or stand with your ass right next to my face for 12 minutes. I mean, but some of these fat ass people, I've never seen a move this quick as when the bell goes off, they can take their seat belt off. Wow. Look, chuckles can move. And then the ass right in your face.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, have you ever had a Cinnabon? I want to get there before the rest of the others.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, true, True enough.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying that our behavior is not that good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. People really could use more patience and grace, that's for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Be a little nicer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then getting on the plane, okay, everyone's gonna get on. You're gonna get your spot.

[Christy Lee]

Well, everybody gotta put their carry on somewhere. You know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that's. That's tough too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I get again, I liked when they. In the old days, they would load the plane from the back to the

[Josh Arnold]

front, traveling as a single person.

[Chick McGee]

Is that true?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That way.

[Tom Griswold]

That way. I don't remember that way. The overhead, it.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it. I. I don't know why they don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it makes much more sense.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, so much more sense.

[Christy Lee]

But who's to say somebody got paid to find a better way and that's the way they're going to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that isn't a better way, though. I'm just sens. People in the back get.

[Christy Lee]

Don't they do like the window seats?

[Chick McGee]

And then I bet you they can show the numbers where, by gosh, it

[Christy Lee]

is better we can load a plane.

[Josh Arnold]

Even the argument of like, well, the people who paid more so the people who have business class or first class. They should go first because they paid more. Well, now they're just on the. Sitting on a plane longer. I would rather be in the terminal or you know, but.

[Tom Griswold]

And then when you get on the plane, the spot above your seat has a space in it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the happy Humphreys luggage that has been shoved there.

[Christy Lee]

All. They work their way to the flight that you missed yesterday. The airlines are now investing even more. They're going to add more premium seats. Seats because people with money are paying to guarantee that they have the overhead space and that they have the bigger seat. So they're going to make even economy. More economy.

[Chick McGee]

And I. I'll tell you this. I'm noticing maybe a blurring of lines with you between air travel and overweight people. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I told you when we were on the little boat going from this little island, the ten minute boat ride.

[Chick McGee]

Was a plastic surgery girl fat?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but hubby was and they wanted him to move. It was a good comp. I couldn't quite figure it out.

[Christy Lee]

I thought they wanted her to.

[Tom Griswold]

Plastic surgery lady with the big fake boobs popping out.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And the fake nose and the heavy makeup. Etc. Etc. With. With Fatso man.

[Josh Arnold]

Fatso Man.

[Tom Griswold]

And with. He had the gold chains and the gold Rolex. We get it, buddy.

[Ally Breen]

You.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad.

[Tom Griswold]

Glad you're doing well. And the really bad teeth.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you. I don't know. Get your choppers fixed before. Before you get the Rolex. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe the Rolex was fake.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows? I know her boobs. Sure were. I would love to be there when

[Chick McGee]

you introduce yourself and go, hi, my name's Tom. I'm Rocco. I work hard and I play hard. All right. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you meet people when you're on vacation? Do you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I met two very nice folks.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I met.

[Tom Griswold]

We hitched a ride in their airplane out of the aisle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know, but I meant during.

[Chick McGee]

Neither one fat. No, neither one was fatso man. I tell you that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, they weren't fatso man.

[Christy Lee]

Are you inclined to talk to people on the beach or no?

[Tom Griswold]

Do I talk to people?

[Chick McGee]

You run your trap in front of everybody. I know.

[Christy Lee]

That's why I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

I've talked to the wonderful Bahamian people.

[Josh Arnold]

There's footage out there so nice. Boring. A seagull.

[Tom Griswold]

He was fascinated by my stories of how you abuse birds when you fish.

[Chick McGee]

Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what though. I. I talked to some fishermen while we were sitting in the trailer for Seven hours waiting for our plane. Not to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some good fishing in the Bahamas.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you get. You get trophy fish down there, probably.

[Christy Lee]

Deep sea fishing. Are you.

[Josh Arnold]

I did it once, and so it was like a charter thing, and There were about 30 people who were going deep sea fishing. Fifteen people on one side of the boat. This is not. This is totally true. 15 people on one side, 15 people on the other side. The guy goes, all right, cast your lines. We all cast our lines. Every hook and line went under the boat, and everyone got tangled among.

[Chick McGee]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

The left side went under the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

It was the biggest mess.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

And then our hour ran out, and

[Tom Griswold]

it gets cut in the propeller.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, they all just got caught on each other.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody caught anything.

[Josh Arnold]

We couldn't believe it. We were so baffled.

[Christy Lee]

I can't believe they didn't give you your money back.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Where was this?

[Josh Arnold]

That was in Cancun.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So, yeah. I mean, funny, but so, no.

[Christy Lee]

An expensive hour.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, hey, we got to go out on the ocean, I guess. And I got. Boy, it was. That's. They were. It was choppy, too. So we were. I was green getting off that boat,

[Chick McGee]

and the sickest I've ever been was seasick.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a. That's a really exquisite sickness. Like, it's. That's a nausea that I hadn't experienced before.

[Chick McGee]

It was a. It was a dive boat. Boat. And we were scuba diving, and they said, go stand in the middle of the boat. It's evidently that you move less, I guess. And then if you. If you feel at all good enough to get back in the water, get back in the water, because you won't, obviously.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Rock back and forth, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's check in with Christy Lee. What's happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, since we're running out of time for this hour, a bakery in Thailand is going viral for its pubic hair croissant.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have a photograph of this?

[Chick McGee]

No way.

[Christy Lee]

According to the Bangkok Post, the Saiwan Bake House in Pattaya offers what is locally called the. It's called the more aisle croissant. More a I. How do you pronounce a O I in Thai?

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea.

[Christy Lee]

Thai slang for pubic hair. By the way, the distinctive hair, like, topping stuck to the pastry's cream is actually finely shredded dark seaweed called fat choy.

[Chick McGee]

This really has me concerned. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's not actual hair. It just looks like pubic hair.

[Josh Arnold]

On a croissant.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's what the locals call it.

[Christy Lee]

The cream.

[Tom Griswold]

The pubic hair croissant.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I don't think I want shredded seaweed on my croissant anyway.

[Christy Lee]

No. When dried, fat choy looks like black hair. But when soaked, it becomes soft and vermicelli, like absorbing flavors like dishes from stews and braises. But there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. I mean, it does look every bit like pube.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good lord.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like you've walked over to great clips.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Taken a donut and dragged it across the floor.

[Chick McGee]

It's awful.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks so disgusting.

[Chick McGee]

It's worse than your.

[Josh Arnold]

You listening, you? Yes, I'm talking to you.

[Chick McGee]

Good God.

[Josh Arnold]

It's worse than your imagining.

[Christy Lee]

These are bushy pubes. We're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is early 70s pubes.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

This is penthouse magazine. Dark black pubes.

[Josh Arnold]

How are those selling at all?

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Josh. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's probably their gimmick. I wonder if you can choose, like,

[Josh Arnold]

blunt or the Ann Margaret.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's the redhead. That's the most expensive. If he asked for a Brazilian. Get out of here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that a Thai accent?

[Chick McGee]

My God.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? It's a shame because the croissant looks awesome. Look at how it does look flaky and buttery.

[Tom Griswold]

That looks very buttery.

[Christy Lee]

Full of cream.

[Chick McGee]

That looks very good.

[Josh Arnold]

But it looks like a. A Mr. T croissant.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I know you can't see this, but if you're listening, but I mean, it's the amount. The amount of the pubic looking stuff is larger than the croissant itself.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's put on mohawk style.

[Christy Lee]

It's on the whole length of the croissant.

[Tom Griswold]

God, that's funny.

[Josh Arnold]

He just looks like some mad culinary scientist.

[Tom Griswold]

But it may taste great.

[Chick McGee]

You had it. Tom, you. It looks like somebody dragged it across the floor.

[Josh Arnold]

But I mean, how great can it take? It's c. I love that seaweed stuff. I love.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do too, but I don't

[Josh Arnold]

want it on a.

[Tom Griswold]

The thing is that we've learned this lesson. You have to taste it. Yeah. It's probably real sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

And the mouth feel has to be awful.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, I would see it maybe with like, dark chocolate. Like a dark chocolate string type of thing. But when you mix seaweed and sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm gonna ask for a gag.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're running a bakery in Thailand and you make the international newswire, you're doing something right. So I like if someone. I don't think I'm not sure. You'll see Krispy Kreme doing pubic donuts.

[Christy Lee]

No. Well, I love Thai food, though, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Someone should try it.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's. That's a little stereotypical, too. You take a French croissant and just put a bunch of hair on it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's next, a cigarette?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we're going to talk movies. We're going to talk about Brian Johnson. And have you heard of the thing called. Called the Divorce Ring? We have that coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Thing.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We'll find out what that's all about when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ally Breen]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. And Tom, back from his travels. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

One more travel to tip, please. Learned a couple things. Always have cash, cash handy, little extra. Be sure to pack an extra set of clean clothes in case your plane gets canceled and you got it. Have to go put on your stinky clothes. You can. Once again, you can't take a really stinky shirt and take an iron and get the stink out of it. I think it actually bakes in the terrible aroma.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry about that. That backward hat wearing guy. So I'm on this beautiful beach.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, now, would you. In the Bahamas, would you admit, though, that you have a. You have. There's an existing irritation with backward hat guy, wherever he is?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Automatically douchebag, but in your mind.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. But so I'm there. How do I describe it? I'm like, I don't know, a couple hundred feet out there, just standing there and enjoying the beautiful ocean. Standing in the ocean.

[Christy Lee]

They're in the water.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, in the water.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good for you.

[Tom Griswold]

And I am wearing my, my hooded water shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we saw the picture.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I look kind of like if. What, what if Dracula could swim. But I got to keep the.

[Chick McGee]

I got sun issues you look magnificent.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyways, there are lots of people, and a lot of them have drinks and whatever.

[Chick McGee]

They're having fun like normal people. And here comes Tom, and this guy's.

[Tom Griswold]

He's like, I don't know, 30ft away. And every. There's two lessons here. Using the F word can be very effective if you spare it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Every sentence. F word. F word. F word.

[Jessica Alsman]

F word.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I said next to that guy at

[Tom Griswold]

lunch the other day, congratulations, sir. You're the mayor of New Jersey. Okay, but backward hat douchebag. It's very sunny, and you're in the water and you're going to get a lot of sun. So he's got the hat on backwards, and it's the hat with the adjustable thing in the back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So the next day, when I see backward hat guy at breakfast.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He has a huge half circle of sunburn.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

On his forehead.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you're gonna do the douchebag backward hat thing, Mr. F Word, I don't know if you sunscreen it or get.

[Chick McGee]

Get a.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a fitted hat. I give up.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. And Mrs. F Word, how are you? Yeah, yeah. It.

[Tom Griswold]

Every other. We actually. I actually moved down because I couldn't stand it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. That gets really coupled with it.

[Chick McGee]

You don't go down to the beach and play a quick pickup game of volleyball there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Top Gun style.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

You don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Roll your sleeves up.

[Tom Griswold]

No. And get sunburned.

[Chick McGee]

On my arms and get sunburned.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Did you get.

[Christy Lee]

There he is. There you are, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there I am.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not as ridiculous as. As the pictures passed.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we've seen worse.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we have seen worse.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The one with the zinc oxide covering his face. Yeah. That was.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's been a. There's a fourth. What is it? An upcoming revolution in sunscreen.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's coming from.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I know that you're chuckling, but if you. If anyone had cracked open a book. The science of sunscreen. There's a sunscreen that has been illegal in the United States. It's becoming legal in September.

[Chick McGee]

Is it clear?

[Christy Lee]

Just in time for summer.

[Tom Griswold]

It's some different chemical that. They've been using it in Europe for a long time. I'll get the details for you. But sunscreen can be very important, and I have issues, so I got to be very careful. But again, if you're going to wear your hat backwards, more power to you. But if you're out in the sun. You're going to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The functionality is gone. 1. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's a reason the brim is where it is, number one.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'll occasionally, I. I've been known to wear my hat backwards, but not in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you're a catcher in baseball or.

[Chick McGee]

Or if you're having a pubic hair croissant, if you know what I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we just had a.

[Josh Arnold]

That way she can pull my.

[Tom Griswold]

We just had a story. We just had a story about the so called pubic hair croissant.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. It's in Thailand. And once again, it's. What is it seaweed or something they put on?

[Christy Lee]

It's a seaweed.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a delicacy. But the photographs, it looks really awful.

[Christy Lee]

It's called fat choy.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, in Thailand, you got to be careful with the pubic hair croissant because you can pull that pubic hair back and there might be a penis. Lady. Lady boy.

[Chick McGee]

Lady boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This got me thinking again. It's. And it's one hour, one minute. It's a croissant with whatever you said is on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Some shredded seaweed is actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That led me to this article. Headline. Head chef at nudist camp cooks in the nude.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, two hair nets

[Chick McGee]

at least.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

His name is Kim Laravier. He's known as the Naked Chef. Excuse me, she. Excuse me, Ms. Kim.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

She prepares the food.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Bare bistro with nothing on. Not even an apron. She says the apron is too cumbersome.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what, Christy? Total double standard. It changed everything.

[Ally Breen]

It did?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

What a jerk that guy is. Oh, it's a girl.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd eat there. Yeah. Insane.

[Chick McGee]

Can I get a 20 minute?

[Josh Arnold]

Completely hypocritical.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like the talk. No, no, no, no. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Well, on this topic, by the way,

[Tom Griswold]

the chef salad, no dressing.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, the North Carolina man who claims to have the world's smallest penis. We have an update on him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Michael Phillips recently made headlines after he sought the public's help in raising money for surgery to extend the size. Size of his. 038 inch member. Roughly the size of a penny standing on its end.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He raised 13,000 of his $22,000 goal.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a. It was a. Wait a minute. A go.

[Chick McGee]

Hung me.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what the joke was?

[Josh Arnold]

A dickstarter, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, dick starter's funnier.

[Christy Lee]

He said he's really thankful and surprised for the support he has received. The procedure is already booked. All right. Intended to relieve him of urinary issues.

[Tom Griswold]

Today a penny, tomorrow a thimble.

[Josh Arnold]

Take a penny, leave him.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't even think. Yeah, urine issues.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, all the time.

[Chick McGee]

And it's got a. He's got a background.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this a system?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Was this the result of some kind of industrial accident or was he.

[Christy Lee]

No, I think he was born that way. A prominent Beverly Hills plastic surgeon has publicly offered to do this job for free. Now, Dr. Robert Dorman said he had not heard whether Mr. Phillips would take him up on his offer, though. But it sounds like he's already scheduled the procedures, that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm totally fine with him taking the money he got for the operation. So the plastic surgeon said, hey, forget the money. I'm gonna do it for free. He can now take this money and just get horse. Yeah, I'm totally fine with him going.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't test drive that bitch.

[Tom Griswold]

But does this really work?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so.

[Christy Lee]

For him. Yes. I hope so.

[Chick McGee]

The story I read is it involves some sort of injection technique.

[Josh Arnold]

It has to work. They can take women and give them

[Tom Griswold]

wieners, but they don't.

[Christy Lee]

But they reconfigure.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. They turn the vagina inside out.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it like a hand puppet?

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it just flesh? Does it have any.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'm sure there's some sort of stretching. Yeah, there must be out of the skin.

[Josh Arnold]

Or maybe they take, you know, some elbow skin. I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

But I'm sure the clitoris is involved. That has to go.

[Christy Lee]

Are we talking about the men or women now?

[Chick McGee]

Well, woman going to a man.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, but in this. Yeah, I mean, in this case, though, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

This case is a. He is a male, right. That has a very small male member, and they're going to somehow enhance it.

[Chick McGee]

If he wanted to be a drag queen, he wouldn't even have to talk.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean, I mean, there's even. I don't think we're gonna go from pinky nail, as it was once described, to an eight incher.

[Christy Lee]

Well, God knows.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, but you give this guy three and a half, four inches, it's. I think it's still a world change.

[Chick McGee]

I believe we have a picture, and none of us has seen him yet, of Michael Phillips. There he is. It's a picture of Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

That's a really good picture.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not even here to defend himself.

[Christy Lee]

That was a really good picture of Pat. Nice job, Jason.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, we're thinking of you, buddy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Poor guy. But, I mean, I hope it works.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I hope we get an update.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Oh, by the way, I did. I don't have it in front of me. I did see someone accuse this guy of. Of making up the story just to get money and. Okay, if you're going to make up

[Christy Lee]

a story and no man's going to make this.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not the one you're going to go with. No, because we. We've had these before where there people who have feigned serious illness to raise money.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you blow, like, fake being attacked by a mountain lion or something and it was torn off?

[Tom Griswold]

They fake a disease of some sort. Yeah. This guy's. No one's going to go, well, I know what I'll do.

[Josh Arnold]

I faked a disease just to get with women.

[Christy Lee]

Did you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What. What disease?

[Josh Arnold]

I go, you know, I am completely incapable of having an orgasm. Never happens. No. No one. No matter how hard you try.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something. That works like a charm.

[Josh Arnold]

It works way better than.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it does.

[Chick McGee]

It works way better than it should. I just can't. You can.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not gonna happen. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you can.

[Christy Lee]

And then what happens when it happens? You go, oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

I call her a miracle worker.

[Chick McGee]

You know, she feels good. I feel good.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I politely ask her to leave so that I can process this.

[Chick McGee]

I got another miracle worker coming up here in a couple hours, so you get out of my room. That would really help.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll see how this goes for this guy.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, nhtsa. Coming up, we have. What's the exact length of a movie? What's the perfect length for a movie? Survey says we'll find out. Also, Brian Johnson. Update. A bizarre story about breast implants coming out of Russia and Spaceballs. Not the movie, but actual Spaceballs showing up in Australia. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Ding a ding a ling. Hi. Welcome back. Ding a lings. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. Clothed this morning. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

I got creepy overnight.

[Chick McGee]

You got what?

[Christy Lee]

Creepy women get crepey. It's awful.

[Chick McGee]

What does that mean?

[Christy Lee]

Creepy skin. Like it's loose and it just crates.

[Chick McGee]

Like, like ashy. Like dry.

[Christy Lee]

Like, like.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't see it on you. My grandma had crepey skin and I still don't see it.

[Christy Lee]

If I go upside down.

[Tom Griswold]

You would like crepe paper.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, tell. What's it, Tony? What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Andy?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Andy, tell him. Not turn you upside down. You won't go. Are you familiar with this?

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever done Pilates, Tom, though, and you're in a position and you go, I don't look like that. You ever done that?

[Tom Griswold]

When I wake up in the morning, I look in the mirror and I go, who the hell's that guy? Whatever happened to him?

[Christy Lee]

What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have noticed.

[Chick McGee]

I got some sag. It looks like a balloon that's been deflated.

[Tom Griswold]

There's an invention we need.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The mirror you look into and as in real time, it takes you back. Go back 40 years.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Pumps you up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be nice.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be great.

[Chick McGee]

You're a bad go out there. Make it a great day.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It talks to you. Yeah, yeah, go for it.

[Chick McGee]

Positive. Nothing but positive regard and motivation.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't need a different image. You just have those. Those thoughts and messages.

[Christy Lee]

Reinforcement.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Cognitive behavioral therapy.

[Christy Lee]

Little notes on your mirror.

[Chick McGee]

It won't help at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Pretty soon AI will do.

[Josh Arnold]

Do.

[Tom Griswold]

Do all that for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't want it.

[Christy Lee]

No, I want.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to know what I look like.

[Chick McGee]

What's his name is Right. Because I me didn't we stay in a hotel somewhere where the big deal Was the little tiny TV in the mirror.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Remember this?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And they, like, made a big deal out of it, and it was like, I don't know, maybe about the size of two decks of cards.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it was a.

[Josh Arnold]

While you're getting ready, you can watch the.

[Chick McGee]

You can watch the news right there in the mirror.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was stupid, but it was a horrible picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Just get a separate tv.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have to combine everything.

[Chick McGee]

Hang that in the corner. Yeah. Or whatever. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We had to get the. At the hotel where we were.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. They didn't have the TV on much, but I did want to watch something. And they had to send a guy over to get the TV going.

[Chick McGee]

Even. Even on vacation. Do you have issues with.

[Tom Griswold]

In my defense. And I'm not joking.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So the TV was in the corner of the room hanging from the wall.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there were two remotes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And the one that I got it to come on, and it was playing this Bahamas local channel.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was the only channel that would play.

[Chick McGee]

Well, because it's. That's the hotel channel, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

What you just discussions and it keeps repeating the same thing. Anyway, so I call the guy, and he comes over, over, and he goes, oh, no, no, you got to use the other remote. But now this is where it gets funny. So he walks up to the tv and again, it's off the wall a few. Couple of feet. He gets. He puts his arm underneath the television and goes. So you have to go back here to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's blocked by the. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So are you following me?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. My TV has a similar thing where I have to angle it a certain way.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but you have to get behind the television.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Because that's where the console is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So why have a remote? It would be easier if you could just walk.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to stick your arm beneath the television and hold it up like, oh, that one will change channels.

[Christy Lee]

How would anyone know that?

[Tom Griswold]

You wouldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. When I, I. When I called the front desk, I said, can you tell me? She goes, no, I can't. It's too hard to explain. And then somebody else and the guy came over and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Very friendly.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you tip him?

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a nice guy.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be tough to.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a nice guy. We had a nice little chat because you know how I am.

[Chick McGee]

I talked, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

How are things going?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Where should we go? What's a cool thing to do here. And I said, hey, have you seen that douchebag that has his hat backwards over there and do something bad to his room? William,

[Chick McGee]

bad news.

[Christy Lee]

Did you do anything cool? Did you, like, look for sea turtles or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we went. We did a boat thing where we. Yeah. Swam with turtles.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Did some. Did some snorkeling.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Saw some dolphins, which was cool. And then the thing that. This creeps me out, but there's a place you can go. It's this sandbar. It's this vast sandbar a couple miles long. And they brought a. What's it called? A barge out there with a. The thing you put post posts in.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that called? You know, like, if you're building a dock and you have the big posts.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they took a barge out there and they put these posts up at this sandbar in the middle of. It's in the middle of nowhere.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And they put a swing up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, fun.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a picture of me with the girl. So there's this swing on the sandbar in the middle of nowhere. But they feed the. They feed the. What are they?

[Josh Arnold]

The stingrays.

[Tom Griswold]

The stingrays, exactly. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And these gigantic stingrays are swimming around by your feet. Cool. And they tell you. Okay, just don't step on them. Yeah, just so shuffle. Well, one of my daughters and me are losing our minds in terror. My other daughter thinks it's the coolest thing ever, you know, touching them and everything. And they feel like they're slippery. They feel like rubber.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's still kind of creepy. And then I said to the guy, now do these things have the stingers? Oh, yeah, yeah. And then this guy picked them up and everything.

[Christy Lee]

I bet Hart was the one who loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she did. And they're huge. I mean, they're. Oh, they're like four feet. They're really gigantic.

[Josh Arnold]

They've got wingspans that are crazy.

[Ally Breen]

But it.

[Tom Griswold]

I just creeps me out. And they. They'll swim by and I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

They're so cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not feeding them.

[Christy Lee]

But you don't feed them. You didn't feed.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, the other people are. So they think I'm gonna feed them.

[Christy Lee]

Right? Oh, yeah, on your hand. And you feed them underneath.

[Tom Griswold]

And you have to walk through the stingrays to get to the cool swing. But yeah. But yeah, that was fun. That was cool.

[Christy Lee]

That is cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We walked into this giant cave.

[Chick McGee]

A cave.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a cave. It was cool. That Was a lot of adventures.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Christy Lee]

Did you find any pirate booty?

[Chick McGee]

Is any decent booty, is my question.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have a. I. This will kind of lead to a story. I mentioned a plastic surgery lady on the boat that didn't want to move, and the captain said, please move.

[Chick McGee]

And fatso man.

[Tom Griswold]

And the fatso man moved to ballast. The. Correct. The ballast in the ship.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Fake boobs, ladies.

[Christy Lee]

They're prevalent.

[Ace Cosby]

Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

No whatever. Hey, look, whatever. I get it. It's fine if you have to have surplus. If you need an. Different nose, I get all that. It's all fine. Whatever works for you. No problem, right? And maybe this has gone away, but the two large fake boobs where it's. They don't look like boobs anymore. They look like a shelf. No, they look like giant volleyballs, but they're, like, bursting.

[Christy Lee]

You'll have those every now and then,

[Tom Griswold]

usually with a guy who lifted too many weights and way too stiff. You know? You know, the old good old thimble penis. That guy and his girlfriend. I'm just saying.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If. If. Shouldn't the plastic surgeons go, look, honey, I don't know how they scale the fake boobs, but if it's like one to ten. Hey, maybe. Maybe a four is enough for you. Or a five.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't go with the full.

[Josh Arnold]

I think there's a chance they do. And the lady's insistent.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah,

[Josh Arnold]

maybe some would go, you know what? Then I'm not. I'm not the right person to do this operation for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Does Backward Hat New Jersey guy go in and go, yeah, give it. Give it the big ones.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet there are some.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, doc. Give it. Give it a big ones.

[Josh Arnold]

There are some guys who order for the lady.

[Chick McGee]

Why this guy's here. I want him here every morning until we say, don't do it anymore. Yeah, give it a big one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, doc.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, there's a point at which

[Josh Arnold]

they're comically large and they can become less sexy. That, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's sort of. Well, that actually leads to.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to dribble them.

[Chick McGee]

This

[Christy Lee]

popularity of breast implants has been steadily dropping in Russia, with plastic surgeons reporting.

[Chick McGee]

Of course, in Russia, they're made out of concrete.

[Christy Lee]

Breast augmentation surgeries have dropped by about 40% over the last decade or so. But what really caught people by surprise recently was the number of classified ads for used silicone implants.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Christy Lee]

They're flooding the Russian Internet and they've been doing so in recent months.

[Chick McGee]

There was a surge in I think. I'm sure. I read this. Ladies taking them out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

For better health.

[Jessica Alsman]

A lot of people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah. What's interesting about this is they're. They're reselling them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That can't be a good.

[Tom Griswold]

And in a strange way, it actually correlates with the number of hooters that have closed.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Diminishing Tom.

[Chick McGee]

That doesn't make any hooters. Their mascot is an owl. What are you talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they're having a little fun with it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a good owl this morning. Or is it?

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh. That's pigeon.

[Christy Lee]

More of a dove.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good though.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You sell them on eboob.

[Josh Arnold]

Eboob.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, would that be. Would that be. I guess we maybe during the break we should go on ebay and see if we can find any.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's illegal.

[Tom Griswold]

Illegal in the states.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't hope so.

[Christy Lee]

I would think it would be illegal.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you what. If I had one of those, a breast implant, I'd use it for like a stress bag or something.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

You know, I fiddle.

[Christy Lee]

Are the.

[Tom Griswold]

The. Are the fake boobs, they come in whatever you call it. Stress bag type.

[Chick McGee]

You know what they do?

[Tom Griswold]

Are those the expensive? I would assume that the quality qualified surgery surgeon and his or her skills would be the expensive part of that.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the deal.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe not.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? When you get the. It's much like have your waterbed filled where you buy it. They actually put the pouches in and then fill them up after they're placed.

[Christy Lee]

So you get whatever you want.

[Chick McGee]

I just never thought of that.

[Jessica Alsman]

That.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then they put a patch on it.

[Chick McGee]

You stick a flat much like a bicycle tire. Yes. And then they dump the boobs in water.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me. Editor's note. All medical knowledge is absolutely wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

They are adjustable so you can pressure nipple like a Reebok pump.

[Tom Griswold]

So depending on the occasion, going to

[Christy Lee]

sit back and watch you guys a little extra eight.

[Tom Griswold]

Honey, we're going out with a boss tonight. Make him really huge.

[Chick McGee]

There he is again.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, what's your jug number?

[Chick McGee]

They are serial numbered.

[Tom Griswold]

And like the what's in your wallet Commercial.

[Josh Arnold]

No, like the number what's in your bosom.

[Chick McGee]

No. So there is a point where you can have them adjusted.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe a twilight sleep. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

They've solved murders with the serial numbers.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Silicone implants.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is wild.

[Tom Griswold]

So how Much does would one cost? Just the. Just the implant, not the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I wonder what they resell.

[Christy Lee]

I never. This is because you're right.

[Josh Arnold]

You want the qualified physician to be able to put them in correctly.

[Christy Lee]

It's not something I've ever investigated.

[Josh Arnold]

Anybody can get a Mercedes Benz Fender. But if you don't have a guy who knows how to put it on.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, the topic is they're. They're reselling the. The breast implant. This is done in Russia.

[Chick McGee]

I wish you can get a pair. A pair?

[Tom Griswold]

Surgeon who took them out, Wouldn't he or she want to buy them for his next customer?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, potentially. Maybe you can sell them back like college books.

[Christy Lee]

You guys don't. You don't reuse these.

[Chick McGee]

Is it like a restaurant? Once it hits the table, you can sell crutches.

[Josh Arnold]

You can sell, you know, the implants.

[Christy Lee]

A pair of standard silicone gel implants generally cost 1600 to $2400. Wholesale.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to say two ra.

[Ally Breen]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Form stable. Gummy bear. Silicone implants are a premium option. Can cost up to $3,000.

[Chick McGee]

Down to the gummy bears.

[Tom Griswold]

Gummy bears. I think we're about to form the same joke. You go first.

[Chick McGee]

Any. Any word about gummy bears there?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I was going to ask if they stick to your teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was. That's right. That's the direction I was going.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

And if they're. If they come in different colors, mine

[Chick McGee]

might have been injurious. I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

And then, of course, you have the surgeon fee on top of.

[Tom Griswold]

So these women. In Russia, the breast implants are being removed. They're reselling them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if that's legal in the states.

[Josh Arnold]

I doubt it. Maybe only so that morticians don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you're worried about them taking your gold teeth, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, don't they have to take them out before they put you in the crematorium?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, maybe in a crematorium.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a thing?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. No, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

You think they would just melt? But.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I would think.

[Josh Arnold]

But, you know, maybe they do take them out for a crematorium. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You know that. That fire gets pretty hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it might be.

[Chick McGee]

It might burn.

[Christy Lee]

The FDA regulations.

[Josh Arnold]

But then instead of ashes in an urn, it looks more like a pudding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like a.

[Tom Griswold]

That made my day.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like a pond with leaves floating on the top of it.

[Christy Lee]

FDA regulation restrict Breast implants to single use and on the order of a physician reusing or reselling them. Extremely dangerous. Carry severe health risks like bacterial biofilm infections.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

So yeah, suppose there's a juggler that uses them for when he does a show for surgeons.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey, docs, watch this. He takes different sized fake boobs and juggles.

[Josh Arnold]

Or even some Vegas juggler who does things like that. Implants, dildos. I would watch a guy juggle. Juggle three of the floppiest dildos you've ever seen and just laugh the whole time.

[Christy Lee]

I bet there is like a burlesque.

[Josh Arnold]

And then every now and again he puts it in his mouth. Like the guy who juggles apples.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

We're writing bits for you, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

The filthy juggler. I would hire him today.

[Chick McGee]

Not available for kids parties.

[Tom Griswold]

He puts the jugs in. Juggling. Thank you very much. Coming up, we've got a little bit of history for you and it's a cool day in here. History, actually.

[Christy Lee]

Is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's fun. And then we've got a little bit of Ali Breen on the way with sexy time. I always enjoy that. And Chris D. Lee, what are you doing over there?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's time to get away. That's right. It's the Hyundai getaway sales event going on now with deals so right they almost feel wrong. Right now you can get deals on our most popular models, including the adventure ready SUV like the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid. And don't forget my favorite, the Tucson. Or as I drive, the Tucson hybrid. Can't recommend that enough. Plus there's our bold and stylish Elantra, loaded with the latest tech. Or you can go all electric with the Ioniq 5 or Ioniq 9. One drove up to me yesterday. They are the sweetest looking electric cars. Get down to your local Hyundai dealer. Get away with a deal you'll love during the Hyundai getaway sales event. Visit HyundaiUSA.com for all the details, scales,

[Tom Griswold]

and for you literary types, the ionic pentameter. Yeah, it's a five seater. Anyone? Anyone? Class?

[Chick McGee]

No one. No one.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Really? I'm gonna do that joke until I die.

[Chick McGee]

As long as you talk, try talking like that guy and do that joke that might get you.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's the ionic pentameter. It's five. Like the poetry thing, you know what I'm saying?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I got my hat on backwards because I'm a douchebag.

[Chick McGee]

It's classy.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is The Bob and Tom Show.

[Ally Breen]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and Tom. Bob and tom.com

[Tom Griswold]

and five.com.

[Chick McGee]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the news desk it's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello there. There's Ace Cosmic Me.

[Ally Breen]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Griswold's over there.

[Tom Griswold]

I am indeed. A couple quick things. Yes, we've got our pop up store has popped up. Got some cool new t shirts, hats, etc. And it's only going to be open for I think another week. So check it out. There's even some, some shorts and some hats. It's at bob&tom.com There's a Pat Godwin t shirt, Patty G's comedy specials floating around out there in the ether. You'll find it by going to the Dry Bar website or the get it on the Dry Bar app. Pat recorded it about a year ago. It's, it's very cool. It's great stuff and it's very family friendly and the unlikely event that you want to sit with your family.

[Chick McGee]

Actually this speaks to an email we just got. Dear Bob and Tom show. Specifically Tom. Here's a travel tip. Tomorrow, leave your family at home. Easy peasy.

[Josh Arnold]

Tends to make things easier.

[Chick McGee]

That's Ryan from Iowa.

[Tom Griswold]

They were great. They did great. Again. It took us 36 hours to get back from the Bahamas because our plane got canceled. But in the grand scheme of things, not a big deal. But they did great. That's one of the times you really want to have either a great book

[Christy Lee]

or a charging cord.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And I had this experience.

[Christy Lee]

Were you fighting over electrical outlets at one point?

[Tom Griswold]

No, the only time I did well, kind of, yeah. But I had to charge it. Well, you go by in the trailer in the Bahamas, right?

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's all those people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Probably very few.

[Chick McGee]

You go by percentages, right? What are you down to? 8, 8%. Ah, I'm only 2%. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And at the Charlotte airport they had the, the chairs have the outlet underneath with whatever it's called.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. With the charging thing.

[Chick McGee]

But usb, A, USB C, A USB A.

[Tom Griswold]

And a regular USBC is the current.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A regular Bahamas. Haven't caught up with that yet.

[Tom Griswold]

It's okay. I mean like that's the one part of the reason you go. It was, it was okay, but it was funny was I have a really high tech, high end cord. You know, the metals. It's gonna. The great one. Of course it failed and you know Finn has the $3 Chinese China special. That popped right up and worked just fine.

[Chick McGee]

So the Mugu court.

[Tom Griswold]

Time to check in with today in history, I believe. Is that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

Let's do it. Let's do it.

[Christy Lee]

July 8th.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. July. Yeah. This is a good day.

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing? Tone Loke over there. Just. Let's do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Christy Lee]

I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Ferdinand von Zeppelin.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he invented the band.

[Christy Lee]

Led Zeppelin.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. He played drums until they got Bono.

[Tom Griswold]

He invented. Now this is confusing. Not the blimp, but the rigid dirigible.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The rich is.

[Josh Arnold]

I go dirigible, you go dirigible. But it could be wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

No, I say dirigible.

[Chick McGee]

I said there are. There are rigid and there are semi rigid. And then there's flaccid. Flaccid.

[Christy Lee]

We don't want the flaccid.

[Chick McGee]

No, the flaccid isn't much until you get it in the air.

[Tom Griswold]

And you'll recall years ago, in the early days of Viagra, I had suggested. And they never. They never went with this idea. That was brilliant.

[Christy Lee]

This is number 85.

[Tom Griswold]

This is such a great idea. You have a blimp.

[Chick McGee]

Blimp, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

With Viagra on the side.

[Chick McGee]

Floating over.

[Tom Griswold]

A floating over sporting event.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And as the. As the event goes on, you have. And this would be easily done. Anyone who sails understands how you can.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

You could. You could have the blimp suddenly go up at whatever a 60 degree angle.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

And just don't think there's a blimp pilot out there willing to risk his life over a boner joke.

[Chick McGee]

What if it's what the client wants?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll bet there is.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's why they go with MetLife.

[Ace Cosby]

Usually.

[Tom Griswold]

Snoopy, but. Yeah. Von Zeppelin. Ferdinand von Zeppelin, once again invented the rigid dirigible. That'd be a good name for a band, the rigid dirigibles.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you just. I think you just highlighted why it's not okay.

[Chick McGee]

And they named it after him. Zeppelin. See, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a cool name, though.

[Chick McGee]

Jacuzzi Zeppelin. And there's another one I can't think of. Zamboni.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see.

[Josh Arnold]

John Dorito.

[Tom Griswold]

John D. Rockefeller, born in 1839.

[Chick McGee]

You got your John A. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting. Nelson Rockefeller.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. He talked like this.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 19. Do you remember who he was vice president for?

[Chick McGee]

I was vice president for Barack Eisenhower, Was it Reagan?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Remember one of the Rockefeller. Spiro. Got it. Was Gerald Ford, Right?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember Nelson Rockefeller.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not up on.

[Tom Griswold]

My vice president famously died with his. Well, yeah. Well, the rumor was he died in a like a hotel room in New York City.

[Chick McGee]

He was having. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

A 25 year old aide.

[Josh Arnold]

Attaboy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. First of all, way to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here we go. Megan Marshack was her name.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a good way to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. She on Jeopardy. She won. How long does it take to dress a corpse

[Josh Arnold]

and flee a hotel?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

1934. Happy birthday. The great Marty Feldman. Young Frankenstein with the famous eye.

[Chick McGee]

But he had that awful hunt hump.

[Tom Griswold]

What hump? Happy birthday. Jeffrey Tambor. I always liked him.

[Josh Arnold]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

1944, he was on that. He got kicked off the show. Transparent some. He was, oddly enough.

[Chick McGee]

Hank Kingsley.

[Christy Lee]

Hank. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He was in the Ropers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

yeah. Larry Sanders gotten over being canceled to

[Josh Arnold]

see it doesn't seem like it, but I don't know now if it's sort of self imposed or.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, that reminds me.

[Christy Lee]

Reminds me.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the article about Louis ck?

[Chick McGee]

No, I haven't read it.

[Josh Arnold]

I know he has a new Netflix special.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Louie. What was the headline? Is something like Louis CK gets uncanceled or something? It was in the Wall Street Journal a couple days ago,

[Chick McGee]

Louie.

[Tom Griswold]

Obviously he was big time canceled.

[Chick McGee]

He has a brand new Netflix special running right now. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't know if Jeffrey Tambor has ever come back, but.

[Christy Lee]

But he.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the great line is Hank.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey. Well, first time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

First I had hey, and then I had now.

[Tom Griswold]

So funny.

[Chick McGee]

I'll just combine them.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's.

[Ace Cosby]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

We talked to him in the air. Oh, we also talked to this guy, Wolfgang Puck. Yeah, nice guy.

[Christy Lee]

He's been in here, signed a cookbook for me.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, don't you have a poem about Wolfgang Puck?

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

Uhhuh.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew a chef named Wolfgang Puck.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

He wanted to make an omelette, but he was out of luck. There were no eggs, was no milk.

[Chick McGee]

What the.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if he's ever been approached to do something. Because we were talking about dog food earlier.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And remember? And we mentioned the gains.

[Chick McGee]

Burgers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And one of you said, yeah, they're shaped like a puck. Has he ever done pucks? I mean, has he ever done. Because there are certain foods that would be great in puck form.

[Josh Arnold]

Like what, a Waffle House? Hash browns start as pucks, then they slice them up later and maybe in Canada. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The waffle puck.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe at Tim Hortons they already do that.

[Josh Arnold]

It could be like a Ding Dong. Those are pucks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I need pucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be a good practical joke. Switch a puck huck with a Ding Dong and not tell the hockey team cuz it's staying. If it were frozen, it'd stay for a little bit. You'd hit it and it would disintegrate.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a recipe that's changed, doesn't it?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. 1977. I don't know how he pronounces his last name. Great act, Milo.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it Ventim?

[Tom Griswold]

Does he go with the soft G or does he do the Mike Birbiglia thing?

[Josh Arnold]

I have heard the soft G. I,

[Chick McGee]

I've heard Ventima earlier. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He was just on. What was that big show he was on?

[Josh Arnold]

Real sad.

[Christy Lee]

This is us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And he's got some nerve thing. So part of his face doesn't like Bell's palsy.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He has that Stallone sort of way of talking where it's a lot of it's out of the one side.

[Tom Griswold]

Nerve damage. He's good friends with our friend Drew Powell. Good actor.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what Drew says.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he says he's also.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I tried. I said get a hold of Jack for him. He said no idea. 1776, the Liberty Bell told in Philadelphia to announce the Declaration of Independence.

[Chick McGee]

And then it was broken.

[Christy Lee]

Broken. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Not by dumb kids.

[Tom Griswold]

The next many years. Many years later though.

[Josh Arnold]

Hooligans.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is good. I love this thing. Roust about Alfred Carlton Gilbert.

[Chick McGee]

Anyone ne do Wells Alfred Carlton Gilbert

[Tom Griswold]

Gilbert patented something in 1913. One of my favorite toys as a kid did the erector set.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I thought kids didn't like the.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if he's related to my husband.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say that it used to have by Gilbert on the.

[Christy Lee]

Did it really?

[Chick McGee]

Front of the erector set box.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a great toy. I, I, they were good. Wonderful. You'd bolt things together and you could

[Josh Arnold]

make towers because they weren't still around when I was a kid.

[Chick McGee]

That's because they're so dangerous.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they were all.

[Chick McGee]

There's all sort of. Yeah. Sharp edges.

[Christy Lee]

I never had one as a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Better than. Much better for a kid than spending three hours on a cell phone.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

1918, Ernest Hemingway wounded after being struck by a mortar shell on the Italian front.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He was driving ambulances and stuff. Which reminds me, it is the running of the bulls, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Does that start it started today in July 8th.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? San Fermin. Whatever it is.

[Chick McGee]

Festival of Cheese. San Fermi.

[Christy Lee]

We talked about this yesterday because it's the 100th anniversary of the running of the balls. The book.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Sun Also Rises.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Big year there. I saw a video of that yesterday, and man, there were a lot of people in those streets. Yeah, that is a really bad idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Temptation. I really do.

[Tom Griswold]

I get that you want to do it.

[Chick McGee]

I get it.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know that I would do it, but I get why somebody would.

[Chick McGee]

I would like to go watch it.

[Josh Arnold]

And I can't explain why I get why somebody would, but I just. I get it.

[Tom Griswold]

1988, Stevie Wonder announced he is going to run for the mayor of Detroit in 1992.

[Josh Arnold]

He made that announcement while standing in Tucson, Arizona.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

To be.

[Christy Lee]

For.

[Tom Griswold]

To be fair, he hadn't seen the town.

[Chick McGee]

We. We told him it was Detroit. We didn't have the heart to tell the little feller.

[Tom Griswold]

1996, the Spice Girls released their debut single, wannabe.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me what you want, what you really.

[Josh Arnold]

That. That just won all. All of them, us over.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I took my. One of my daughters to see him twice. And it was a great show.

[Josh Arnold]

You would hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, yeah, I'm not kidding. They were generally good. And they're going out again. They're going to be called the old Spice Girls. And they've got a whole. Oh, that's nice cologne thing backing them up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember those commercials?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, it's going to be Sexy time with Ali Breen from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ally Breen]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel,

[Tom Griswold]

USA.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Jessica Alsman.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Trickster.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Ace Cosby. Yes. I'm Chickman McGee, and hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about air travel. I'm a big fan. Even when there's issues. We had a little problem getting home, but it's okay. Dear Bob and Tom show, do you remember an airline called People's Express?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Where you paid for your flight after you were airborne?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like a train.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't. I don't remember that.

[Christy Lee]

I do remember People's Express.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it based. I wonder if it was based on how many. How many passengers there were like it was a mega bus.

[Tom Griswold]

This is like you're in the air chipping in for gas money. Wow. Well, the pilot says if we don't get another 200 bucks.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to hit the water.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's the only airline where the pilot hijacks himself.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I want. I want $1,000 or else I'm crashing this plane.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember that one. I'll have to look that up, sir. But thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Who wouldn't want to give up a couple bucks not to crash?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

It was around in the 80s. Low cost airline. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

This. This letter indicates that operated until 1981.

[Christy Lee]

Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

But did they take cash while you were on the plane?

[Christy Lee]

I. I very.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd never understood that with trains where you'll, you know, you're on it for an hour and then the guy comes around and goes, let me punch your ticket. Yeah, well, what if I don't?

[Christy Lee]

What if I didn't have a ticket?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I still got a free ride for an hour.

[Christy Lee]

This said, it said all flight flights. It was 149 each way from Newark to Gatwick.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't remember that one.

[Josh Arnold]

But the only defunct one I remember is the Hooters airline. Do you guys remember that?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No. But that sounds familiar. A little. Yeah. It was just Hooters girls dressed up as flight attendants, seemingly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I just remember, I guess. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

This is really.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. And maybe it wasn't an airline. It's. Maybe it was part of another airline. It was the Hooters didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

And wasn't there one that they just. They wanted to have a airline where you could smoke?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Chick McGee]

That was called Smokers airline. I think they. They weren't up very long, but I, I think that came to be for a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Did the planes have a filter tip? Kind of.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

But now cut that out.

[Christy Lee]

People's express air wing was from 1981 to 1980. Tom. And fares were paid in cash aboard the aircraft early in the flight.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Also offered at the same price.

[Josh Arnold]

Very odd.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, do you remember the first time you could use a credit card for snacks on a plane? I thought that we will never exceed this. Technology goes. This is the epitome of technology.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember Bob and I were. I think we were in Orlando filming a Disney promotional video. And my phone rings and it's Bob. And he goes, you know where I am? This, this Is pre.

[Chick McGee]

Cell phone. Oh, yeah, yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, I'm sitting on the toilet. What? And they had. They had toilets. Phones. I mean, excuse me. They had phones right there next to the facility.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember that. And when I studied the Waldorf Astoria, they had.

[Tom Griswold]

And then laughed and laughed. And then. Then there was that. Remember that brief shining moment when there was a telephone on the back of your seat in front of you and

[Josh Arnold]

you would even slide your credit card?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. That didn't last very long at all, did it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I remember it clearly, though.

[Chick McGee]

Man.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember calling my mom from the plane. Yeah. I'm going. Guess where I am.

[Josh Arnold]

Hooters. There was from 2003 to 2006. Oh, so that's a lot longer. Did not do will.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And they were. The planes were like the Hooters logo and everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was the same font.

[Tom Griswold]

But isn't it. I mean, don't you want your airline. It's kind of like pharmaceuticals. You want. If you're making, say, an ED Drug. You don't. You want it to sound like a drug. You want it to sound like whatever C. You don't want Viagra.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't own her heads.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, hey, super diamond cutter hard on the new. You know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The same with your air.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually.

[Chick McGee]

I would buy a month's case.

[Tom Griswold]

Super diamond cutter.

[Chick McGee]

Hard cutter.

[Tom Griswold]

But same thing. You want your airline to sound like. You want your pilots to sound like they're serious. And the gifted engineers that they are.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome aboard Hooters Airlines. I'm your captain. And you'll notice the flight attendants will not be able to serve. Driver, this is too short of a flight to. Sir. But please enjoy that.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you want a certain view

[Chick McGee]

boobs as they juggle around, jiggle and jiggle.

[Tom Griswold]

A certain gravitas because of what we like to call gravity. And the planes stay up when they're supposed to be up.

[Josh Arnold]

So there. There were two Hooters girls dressed in their restaurant uniforms. They were on each flight. And they assisted the traditionally attired in flight crew.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, okay. So they didn't take Hooter waitresses and make them flight attendants.

[Chick McGee]

You know, though, I bet what brought it down. Jealous wives or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Just think of the children.

[Tom Griswold]

I just think it sounds a little. It sounds kind of silly and frivolous.

[Josh Arnold]

Says they were going after golfers mostly.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear that, Tom? The mascot at Hooters is named Hootie?

[Josh Arnold]

Hootie the owl.

[Jessica Alsman]

Hootie.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't know that they have wings on the plane does not say that they served chicken wings.

[Chick McGee]

Wings.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Ace is making the obvious reference, the fact that they are airplanes. They do have wings, Typically, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I also take off Ace, like many of us, take his wings seriously. I thought it might be a legit question. Smelly food. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Messy food, too. On a plane.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. You know, that would be off.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, I demand to know, were you really asking or were you making a joke? Two birds, one stone.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it is kind of an interesting question, now that I think about it. I would sure hope not.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That would just be awful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, their wings are dry anyway, aren't they?

[Josh Arnold]

Like, you get them very saucy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The tops of the seats would be all greasy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, they can get real greasy.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be really.

[Josh Arnold]

I love them. I love their wings.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I don't. I'm not just.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't think you were. But on a flight. No. Good.

[Chick McGee]

It sounded like you.

[Ace Cosby]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

Sound like you didn't like him at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, just armrests caked in buffalo sauce. Loose celery in the.

[Chick McGee]

Carrots and celery everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Cheese.

[Christy Lee]

Blue cheese. No.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have Ally Breen and Jessica Alman's here. We're going to do a little sexy time. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sex. Sex, sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Sexy time.

[Josh Arnold]

When two people do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Doing it. Doing it.

[Christy Lee]

You can do it by yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, let's see. Also coming up, what's in a name? Are we gonna have time for that today?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

We'll see.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about judging people based on their names, which you should not do.

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of funny, though.

[Tom Griswold]

I do it all the time. And there's an old piece I want to dig up from an old friend of the show if I can. Maybe we. Maybe we'll save that for tomorrow. Just because there's something I want to find about a certain gentleman who named his kids a certain way. Just. You'll find out why right now. High prices. Are you kidding me? You've been to the grocery store lately, you put gas in your car, you bought insurance, all kinds of stuff. It's all going up and up and up. And if you're a homeowner, and maybe you're also in debt with those credit cards. This is an interesting offer from American Financing, you say, well, I don't want to refinance my house because I've got a really great low mortgage rate.

[Josh Arnold]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jessica Alsman.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi there. Hi there. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick and Tom. I believe it's time for that feature that helped no one in the history of broadcasting. But my gosh, we're still trying.

[Tom Griswold]

We're joined by international traveler, the lovely comedian Ali Breen. I can tell by the background that you're back in New York City.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Jessica Alsman]

Back in New York. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We've been talking a lot about air travel. I had a little bit of an incident alley, but no need to dwell on it. But then we got talking about some of the old airlines. I'd forgotten about this one. There was an airline called People's Airline that you'd get on the plane and pay in cash.

[Christy Lee]

People's Express. People's Express, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you pay the flight attendant. And that reminded somebody of Hooters airlines. Started in 2003.

[Jessica Alsman]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

This. According to this account here, it says the airline's gimmick was that each flight featured two Hooters girls in addition to the FAA certified flight attendants. I don't know much about it. I understand, though, that they did. If the plane were to go down, you could use one of the Hooters girls as a flotation device, which would be very, very convenient.

[Jessica Alsman]

You pray for turbulence.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently they lost about $40 million with scheduled service ending in 2006.

[Jessica Alsman]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Again, I. Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

There was a point where everyone tried starting an airline. I. I read that book about the beginning of Virgin Atlantic, and there was a bunch of people trying, which is crazy. It's such a hard business to start. I don't get it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why they all merge, right, Ally? They're all.

[Jessica Alsman]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

And I like them to have serious names.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want it to be, hey, Wrong Way Airline. That's funny.

[Chick McGee]

With a name like Wrong Way, we

[Christy Lee]

have to be good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want your. Crash airlines.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Not funny.

[Chick McGee]

Crash Airline.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Jessica Alsman]

In Europe, they have Ryan Airlines, which. The guy who. He's amazing. The guy who runs it, he always makes jokes about, you know, how they're going to be giving out BJ's and stuff on their airlines. He's great. He does, like, we should have a standing only flight where you have to pay to use the bathroom. And it's just $5 to get on. And he's kind of serious. He's like, let's try it.

[Tom Griswold]

They. A couple years ago, I remember reading several articles about the notion of having a standing airline.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd be all for it.

[Jessica Alsman]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Me too.

[Josh Arnold]

You would be way more comfortable, like

[Jessica Alsman]

here to Boston or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'd be way more comfortable.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But you think.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. I would be. I'm not saying everybody would be. I. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

I think everybody's tough.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think instead of the human rights violation that the seating is

[Tom Griswold]

okay. It's time to leave our can of worms show.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And go to sexy time with Ally Breen. Now we get letters.

[Josh Arnold]

These are just different cans of worms.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll try to help people with their love troubles. What have you got, Allie?

[Jessica Alsman]

Dear Allie, my girlfriend and her ex were together for two years and now have joint custody of their dog. Dog. It seems like an excuse to continue their relationship to me. I said, just give him the dog and we'll get our own. She flipped out and acted like I was crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

She's right.

[Christy Lee]

She's right.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yep. Well, he goes on to say it was only two years and they weren't even married, so that's not crazy to ask, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's the dog.

[Christy Lee]

It's the dog. There's no way.

[Josh Arnold]

Not crazy to ask if it was something that was bugging him. He brought it up. She answered. Now you have to move on.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because she is. I'm with her, too.

[Chick McGee]

You have to. To accept it or. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Pets are.

[Christy Lee]

Or like a kid, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

But you can still get a dog. You and her together. She'll end up liking it more than the other.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

However.

[Josh Arnold]

I know it works, but it's.

[Chick McGee]

Do dislike the term fur baby. I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

I agree with you. I hate that.

[Josh Arnold]

I actually.

[Tom Griswold]

I got to be careful how much information I give out here. I knew a. A couple things went south as they can.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Steven, Joe, Cody, and.

[Tom Griswold]

And I am not kidding. They lived as far apart as one can live and still be in the same county. And they had to have a service pick up the dog and take it every other week.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow. Service.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They couldn't be in each other's presence. I'm completely serious.

[Jessica Alsman]

Jeez, that's so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. The dog. That's important. Yeah. She's. She's not. She's not interested in the old boyfriend or he. Whatever. No, it's the dog.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

You have nothing to be done.

[Jessica Alsman]

Just give him the dog and we'll get around. Yeah, he might be a little more.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, if you've never owned. If you've never had a pet. Because it sounds like that guy's never had a pet.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you've had a pet, you get it.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Jessica Alsman]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I would ask the dog to go, wait a minute. What the hell's going on here?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I would just tell them. Just make sure the dog knows it's his fault that they broke up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jessica Alsman]

Poison the dog against the ax. Work it that way.

[Tom Griswold]

The dog would come over to your house. And go, this new guy, he's not my real father. Oh, God, here it comes. Okay, let's move on. Ali Breen is our guest. You can reach Ali A L L I B R E E N on your favorite social media platform for sexy time. What have you got, Ally?

[Jessica Alsman]

Dear Ally, I left my boyfriend's apartment the other day and I forgot my earbuds. So I went to go back. Right when I got to the door, I heard him having a very flirty conversation with a girl. I didn't go back inside and I didn't tell him what I heard. So now the only solution I see, and I know you guys are usually against this, but is trying to snoop his phone. Because it doesn't make sense that I asked him. He obviously wouldn't tell me. Right? He's obviously hiding it, so what else could I do?

[Tom Griswold]

It's over.

[Ace Cosby]

No, you're okay. You had earbuds in his apartment. Somehow lie and say, well, my earbuds connected and I heard everything that happened, so.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, and then get him to like. So you might as well.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, just confess. I don't know how that would work,

[Christy Lee]

but that won't work.

[Ace Cosby]

Why not?

[Christy Lee]

Cuz her earbuds are in the apartment, so she can't hear. The earbuds are in the apartment? Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, she says, okay, like, oh, by the way, I heard your conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's obviously interested in somebody else.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're done.

[Chick McGee]

Hit the bricks.

[Josh Arnold]

Besides the fact that you're not. You're not asking if we think you should snoop. You're asking us for permission that you've already decided.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're.

[Josh Arnold]

You're doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. But you're going to. You're obviously going to find out that something's going on, because it is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Next time you leave his apartment, just do the steps like you're walking downstairs, leaving, and then just hang outside the door and wait for him to come again.

[Tom Griswold]

You're missing the point.

[Josh Arnold]

What about this? What if he's only flirting? What if it's just a web girl that he's flirting with? You know, one of those.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he was talking to his cat. We don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's it. We. We solved that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Depending on what he said, wouldn't it be.

[Jessica Alsman]

Or did you flirt with a web girl

[Josh Arnold]

a guy could flirt with? Well, I don't know. I mean, when you were on OnlyFans, I would imagine guys were kind of flirty, right?

[Jessica Alsman]

Sure. But I never did. It was always through whatever conversation I Guess. Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

We know, but we. We know that sites like Cam Soda and stuff exist where they can talk to.

[Jessica Alsman]

Maybe he's trying to be flirty on those. Are they just being dirty?

[Josh Arnold]

Who knows what she has.

[Jessica Alsman]

Because flirty is very different than dirty. You know what I mean? If someone's talking to a web girl, I think they're like. Like, I want to see you do this, this, and this. Whereas if someone's flirting with someone on the phone, they're like, I miss you. You know, you're so cute. That kind of thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, let's move on. I think we've.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Ruined that.

[Tom Griswold]

Landed in the mud.

[Jessica Alsman]

Nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, hon.

[Jessica Alsman]

She's gonna snoop. You're right. Just tell us how it went.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, please do follow up.

[Jessica Alsman]

Okay. Dear Allie, I have had a friends with benefits relationship for 10 years. He now is in a serious relationship, but still wants to see me. I want to keep it going, but I feel a little guilty. Is it my responsibility to end it?

[Chick McGee]

Ten years.

[Christy Lee]

Ten years, yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

My gosh.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a really healthy side piece.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know that.

[Jessica Alsman]

Is there in more of a relationship than his new one? Pretty much.

[Josh Arnold]

So how much responsibility does she have as someone new?

[Christy Lee]

Is it his decision or her decision?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, she could decide.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, well, because he's saying, I still want to keep this going. So it would be her responsibility to say no if it ended, I guess.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, morally, you should probably not do it.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But it could be really good sex.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It must be if it's blasted. 10 years.

[Jessica Alsman]

I know. Well, and she's the one who doesn't have a responsibility to anybody. He does.

[Tom Griswold]

I say run for Senate and see how it plays out in the press.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Just can't help yourself.

[Josh Arnold]

It's funny. What tattoos do you have?

[Chick McGee]

Filthy, filthy tattoos.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move on. We believe we're in the mud on this one. Again, sorry.

[Jessica Alsman]

Dear Allie, I've been dating my coworkers secretly, which has been exciting, but now I want to get more serious. And he keeps bringing up that we can't tell people at work if we want to keep our job. Jobs. I think if we just went to HR and explained, we'd be fine. We're at the same level. Do you think he's just using that as an excuse?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what your company policy is.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like it to this reporter, but I don't know for sure.

[Josh Arnold]

It's more fun if you don't tell, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

And there are some. Yeah, if it's yours, it's fine. Don't. Don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So it's pretty tricky, though, when you get married.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can they stop you from doing that? I doubt it. I think that would be a violation of your civil rights.

[Josh Arnold]

I think most corporate places are. Let us know.

[Ace Cosby]

Right. If you're on the same level, it shouldn't be a problem.

[Josh Arnold]

It may be frowned upon.

[Chick McGee]

Especially both of you work for the same company.

[Josh Arnold]

Everywhere I've worked, that was in the actual handbook of. Hey, just disclose it and it'll be okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Unless he's also dating the HR director, and that's why.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, that'd be.

[Josh Arnold]

I often forget about the Alsman clauses.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. I just. I got lost here. So this guy's banging the HR director's.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jessica Alsman]

What's happening?

[Josh Arnold]

The Alzman clause suggests he might be.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

And that's why he doesn't want her to know that.

[Tom Griswold]

So helpful. Okay, let's move on. What else have we got?

[Jessica Alsman]

Dear Allie, my girlfriend's best friend is very flirty and hangs out with us all the time. Time. She'll occasionally make jokes about being a throuple. Do you think if I come back with jokes about just having a threesome, I can make this a reality?

[Josh Arnold]

That's the. I think that's the best way to find out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Josh's rule. Talk about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, No, I think the rule is joke about it.

[Christy Lee]

See what their reaction is.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So it's. And go to.

[Jessica Alsman]

The reaction's bad. You're like, I'm just kidding. And if it's good, it's like. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. If you start. If you two start without your girlfriend and she walks in, you can't go this. Just kidding.

[Christy Lee]

That's hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

You're just. Remember you're gonna laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, wait, what's your problem? You didn't think of. You can dish it out, but you can't take.

[Jessica Alsman]

It's hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I think throuple is a stupid word.

[Christy Lee]

Thruffle's a lot more stinky.

[Tom Griswold]

Take the grammar route.

[Christy Lee]

Throttle's a lot more serious than just a threesome, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. That implies everything is shared. Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, Right, exactly. So he's got a shot. I mean, if she's doing throuple. Yeah. Maybe that's the beginning step.

[Josh Arnold]

The joke probably is. Well, forget about the throuple. Let's just have a threesome every now and again. That's probably the joke.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to see what his girlfriend thinks about all.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where he. That's what he's gonna find out.

[Jessica Alsman]

Exactly. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing a. A throuple usually ends up with throuble. Yeah, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Usually ends in throw.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, let's move on. Ali. We're speaking with Ali Breen, comedian, and she's taking your letters at a L L, I B R E E N on social media. What else you got?

[Jessica Alsman]

Doing the Lord's work. Dear Ally, I broke up with my boyfriend of nine months because he was very inattentive and inconsiderate. He started dating one of my friends, and she told me he said he broke up with me saying I was overly demanding, rude to his friends, flirted openly with other people in front of him, and like, 10 other things that aren't true. I'm in a weird spot now because I look like a psycho if I go and run and try to tell all my friends that I was actually the one who broke up with him. But how do I fix this behavior so that I don't look crazy?

[Josh Arnold]

The truth is, you look. Look way less psycho if you never say another thing.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna look way crazier if you go, no, no, I broke up with him.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

He was the one who was horrible. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Let it go. People will forget in a week.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. No, you win.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Check back in with me in nine months and see how he is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

See whose fault it was.

[Josh Arnold]

I know it's hard. You got to swallow your pride, but just do that.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Just say nothing, but also say nothing.

[Jessica Alsman]

Tell this one friend at least who's telling you this, like, oh. But say like, oh, he's crazy. I broke up with him. He's not telling the truth. And then hopefully she'll believe it and just temper the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Cares, right?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, people care, Tom. People care what other people think.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I'd be mad.

[Christy Lee]

I know you don't, but that's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just way cooler if you say nothing. It's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we have time for one more letter. Ali Breen.

[Jessica Alsman]

Dear Allie, I love my girlfriend, but every time we fight, she starts crying and says, how can I say such mean things to her and about her?

[Josh Arnold]

How do I fix this with this dumb bitch?

[Chick McGee]

How can you say such mean things to me about me? Well, that's what fighting is, you stupid woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so wait, could you I'm sorry, Could you read that again? I. I started laughing about halfway through. What was it again?

[Jessica Alsman]

Now, I love my girlfriend, but every time we fight, she starts crying and says, how can I say such mean things to her about her?

[Chick McGee]

What an idiot.

[Jessica Alsman]

So it's just the focus. So it takes the focus from the issue into acting like I'm just being mean to her. And it's frustrating and she doesn't seem to see it. Does she know what she's doing and is being manipulative? Or does she really think I'm being mean instead of trying to solve an issue? And are all women this crazy?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to answer the last question first.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Do you want to take some time?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, this. Honestly, you know what this sounds like? This sounds like a therapy. Therapy time. Yeah, if you're willing. If you're willing. That sounds like couples therapy. Could be really good for you guys.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Also need a transcript of the fights to see what is actually being said. You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Mean, there's a chance in her past that's what arguments were. The guy just being mean. And so now she just doesn't know that there are other types.

[Tom Griswold]

Or maybe she found out that crying really works.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what he's worried about. Yeah, that could be the case.

[Christy Lee]

She's just sitting, manipulating him, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it depends. How serious are these arguments? I can't believe it's about meatloaf. I wanted to have a steak.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, why doesn't he just try crying right back, back and then see if that evens the playing field? Maybe that would fix her. She's like, oh, I'm sorry I. I upset you, honey.

[Christy Lee]

Do guys cry when they fight?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, maybe, but we don't know if the ones who Daniel Day Lewis just break into tears.

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing? Why are you pulling hair out of your arm? What are you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Tell me.

[Ace Cosby]

If a guy started crying, I would literally just stop fighting right away. It would work.

[Jessica Alsman]

That would be shocking. Yeah, like I. I wouldn't know what to do in that situation either. That's a really good strategy.

[Ace Cosby]

I would apologize. I don't even know what happened.

[Jessica Alsman]

I'm sorry I broke you somehow. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

And I might actually try this.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I want to make sure that I can never meet either of these people. We arrange.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's the thing guys do sometimes lose all equilibrium during it. Like if you had an incident where a guy's really begging. Like if he cheated and did something. Like, have you ever had a Guy, Guy, grab your, like, ankle, like, lose the ability to stand.

[Chick McGee]

Has that happened to you?

[Jessica Alsman]

That has happened.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

What just happened now she's saying, like, you know, you'll see it in movies and stuff, but. But it. I guess it can happen in real life where the guy is so sorry and gets down on his hands and knees and grabs her ankle.

[Christy Lee]

Don't leave me.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I bet that's a troll.

[Jessica Alsman]

Once again, no tears. So they're not. To Daniel Day Lewis, you're like, this still isn't legit.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if he grabbed both her ankles and heaved her, that'd be funny at least. Hey, want to see you do a backflip?

[Josh Arnold]

I just realized what this segment kind of is and. Ally, this isn't your fault. These people write in and they just. Trauma dump. And it's their toxicity and poison and they give it to us and we can't solve it. They don't even hear this, probably. And now we have to walk around in the world.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and I think studies have shown your body doesn't know, but from fake. Fake. What do I. Toxicity, tragedy and toxic.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I know why all of a sudden I'm yelling at someone at Starbucks at 1pm every Wednesday.

[Chick McGee]

I was next, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

I said, oat milk madam. And no, that's not a fake name I gave you. My name is Aloyus.

[Josh Arnold]

You like the guy behind me better than me, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

well. Ally, are you working.

[Chick McGee]

Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you working this weekend in the city?

[Jessica Alsman]

I am not. I'm going to be down in Florida, actually. I have shows Friday and. Deltona, Florida, and Thursday following that. I'll talk to you guys before that, but I think in the villages.

[Josh Arnold]

Again, welcome to Deltona. Nope, we're not Daytona.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right, exactly. If you live in Daytona and you lost your mail, it's probably here. Deltona.

[Josh Arnold]

We have the Deltona 250.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you flying back to Europe to see your man anytime soon?

[Jessica Alsman]

Soon, yes. I'll be going back. I'm actually doing shows in Reno at the end of the month and then going to London from there.

[Josh Arnold]

Ali, you have a bit out about a guy you were dating who had long hair and you loved it, but then he showed up at your door with pigtails.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it this guy?

[Jessica Alsman]

It is not this guy. That is really old. Yeah, they just posted that from years ago. That was la, which makes sense if you think about that.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, a lot of

[Jessica Alsman]

man buns and Pigtails in la.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going to say I. The man bun's officially over, right?

[Christy Lee]

Not in soccer. The guy from Norway had one. Right.

[Chick McGee]

It might be coming back with a vengeance.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, I think I've seen a man bun or two in the city. So it's not gone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, quite a few of them during the soccer matches.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good to know. Oh, thanks, Ally.

[Jessica Alsman]

Thanks, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Look forward to seeing you soon. Deltona.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that near Deland?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is near Deland.

[Chick McGee]

That's a weird name for a city. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a nice place.

[Christy Lee]

Why do they call it.

[Tom Griswold]

They call it Deland. Of course they call it Deland because it's a near to sea.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I would have laughed. Laughed hard if you went. No, it's a nice place. We'll be back.

[Christy Lee]

Just.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. NHTSA about coming up. We're coming back. I can assure you of that. Also, what is the proper length for a movie? We're going to find out what the survey says from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ally Breen]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, there's Jessica Olsen. Hey, Josh, Arnold is here.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

Put a little bow on this baby, will you?

[Ally Breen]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee's Gonna put the bow on. What have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have been promoting this story all morning, so I think we should bring it up. Americans think the ideal runtime for a film is just under 88 minutes according to Talker Research and a poll of 2,000 people.

[Chick McGee]

So an hour, 28 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Only 10% voted for two hours or longer. Fewer than 5% said movies should run over two and a half hours. Boomer viewers were more open to longer times. Gen Zers, of course, prefer films to be shorter. We're not surprised by that.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it. There are certain movies that can get away with being long. You don't notice how long they are because they're so well done.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And have you noticed that popular songs, for lack of a better term, the popular songs, they've. They're much shorter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are.

[Chick McGee]

Than they've ever been.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, back to the single, when Edwin McCain was here like two minutes, he was talking about how the record companies are.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there are again, there are a lot of exceptions, but for the most part they're getting the, the so called singles are getting a little shorter.

[Christy Lee]

If you want to embrace the 88 minute experience, you can check out the Lion King, Zombieland, the Producers and Airplane, which have the ideal running times this summer. Movies. Let's see how they compare Minions and Monsters was 90 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh man. Go no farther.

[Tom Griswold]

Further.

[Chick McGee]

That Minions movie, Tom and I were talking about it earlier this morning. It was so great. So such.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Josh hates Wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Come. What. Is that true?

[Josh Arnold]

I hate the Minions, but I bet I was doing a little reading about this one and apparently it's like nothing but jokes about classic movies and so I am intrigued.

[Chick McGee]

Oh really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

As you like to say, it's not fun for you, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I bet they dress up like, you know, Indiana Jones is probably in there or something.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So I.

[Chick McGee]

It might be Darth Minion.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently there's just a ton of references

[Christy Lee]

that you might just have a lot

[Josh Arnold]

of adults will get the.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm sorry, the, the essence of this story is that the ideal movie is 88 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if they're taking into account. I just went to see Toy Story 5 and it, I timed it. 30 minutes of preview.

[Christy Lee]

No, they're not counting that.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, I'm wondering if, if they, if this is part of the,

[Christy Lee]

the reason people don't want to sit. The odyssey movie is 172 minutes. If you're.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean that's, that's one I would want to be that long.

[Ace Cosby]

Right. There's a story to be told, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. They can't really do that one.

[Chick McGee]

Are we as a people okay to time out the previews so you walk into the theater right before the movie starts or is that considered.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate it.

[Christy Lee]

I hate it too.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's what. I know AMC does that now.

[Chick McGee]

It bliss the preview times. Yeah. So that's the reason I never. I. Well, that's not true. I love previews.

[Josh Arnold]

It does encourage us.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What theaters have to do is show two. I mean, they've got. They need to change it because we can see them all online anytime we want.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the. The days of seeing a trailer at the movie, that's. That's over now.

[Josh Arnold]

The hypocrisy here is, oh, I only want my movies to be 88 minutes. Minutes. That way I can binge watch six episodes of my favorite show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

So let us make more sequels if anything.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see that they're saying that on Netflix that people are not watching season two.

[Christy Lee]

It depends on how bad season one was. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, most of the shows are, even the hugely successful ones, when they start season two, it's got half the audience.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I just read that.

[Josh Arnold]

That tracks for me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I will watch like the first episode of season two and if it's like, yeah, I'm not into it. I don't watch it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sometimes you go to. Okay, I've just spent enough time with these people.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

But I made it through the first season. I'm just hanging in there.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I watched Marty supreme for about 15 minutes and said, you know something? I've had enough.

[Chick McGee]

It's not for you. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't want to. I don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

Plenty of stuff to watch.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care about any of these people. I'm out. Okay, now we care about you.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hope you're in with us.

[Chick McGee]

You're number one with us.

[Tom Griswold]

Hope we're doing okay.

[Chick McGee]

Love you, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

We got some cool stuff coming up tomorrow, including that update on Brian Johnson and a 96 year old lady they're trying to kick out of her nursing home because she's partying too much.

[Christy Lee]

Great story.

[Tom Griswold]

You go, girl.

[Chick McGee]

About damn time.

[Tom Griswold]

And a weird story tomorrow about something called Divorce rings. The opposite of a wedding ring come coming up. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ally Breen]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.

[Christy Lee]

S Soccer Podcast. The Place where I, Megan Klingenberg, a

[Ace Cosby]

World cup expert, teaches you everything that

[Christy Lee]

you need to know for this summer's World Cup.

[Tom Griswold]

How special is it that we've been able to follow this young group of guys?

[Christy Lee]

It's been such a roller coaster of emotions.

[Tom Griswold]

You can feel the intensity, quite a bit of time, energy, effort, everything along the way on these guys making the country proud. And I think they will this summer.

[Christy Lee]

The U.S. soccer Podcast, presented by Henkel.

[Tom Griswold]

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