The BOB & TOM Show - July 9, 2025

Hosts: Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee
Guests: Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, Ali Breen
Network: Cumulus Podcast Network
Release Date: July 9, 2025

1. Opening Comedy: Hot Pockets Hilarity

The show kicks off with Tom Griswold and Chick McGee engaging in their trademark comedic banter centered around the infamous Hot Pocket. Chick humorously recounts his experience of consuming a Hot Pocket for dinner, leading to exaggerated discomfort.

Chick McGee [00:21]: "I think I'm gonna die. Did I eat it or rub it on my face?"

The playful exchange continues as they mock various Hot Pocket variants, poking fun at its preparation and side effects.

2. Listener Email: Half Birthdays and Reconciliation

Listener Michael writes inquiring about reconciling Tom's disdain for celebrating "Christmas in July," linking it to the concept of half birthdays—a playful nod to celebrating one's birthday six months apart from the actual date.

Michael's Email [03:23]: "Dear Bob and Tom show missed the live version of the show... Reconcile that for me, Batman."

Chick McGee [03:55]: "I think when we talk about our Lord, we don't disrespect."

The hosts reminisce about earlier discussions on quarter birthdays and share personal anecdotes, highlighting the nostalgic value of these less traditional celebrations.

3. Automobile Nicknames: Creativity on Wheels

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to listeners sharing their inventive car nicknames. Chick McGee leads this segment, showcasing names like "Big Thirsty" for a fuel-inefficient truck and "Vanna Blue" for a vividly colored van.

Chick McGee [09:05]: "We have some listeners sending in fun names for their cars. 'Big Red,' 'Stinger,' 'La Deuce,' and more."

Listeners like John and AJ contribute names such as "Brutus" for a Ram Power Wagon and "Sauerkraut" for an Audi, demonstrating the hosts' appreciation for automotive creativity.

4. Sponsor Spotlights

Simply Safe and BetterHelp are featured as key sponsors, seamlessly integrated into the conversation. Tom Griswold advocates for Simply Safe's proactive security measures, emphasizing their reliability.

Tom Griswold [12:57]: "Simply Safe has active guard outdoor protection that helps stop break-ins before they happen."

Meanwhile, Chick McGee highlights the convenience and effectiveness of BetterHelp's online therapy services.

Chick McGee [150:00]: "BetterHelp is the largest online therapy provider in the world... Get 10% off your first month by going to betterhelp.com/btshow."

5. News Highlights: From TSA to Chimpanzee Fashion

Christy Lee serves as the news desk anchor, delivering a mix of local and international news:

• TSA Policy Change:
  The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) implements a nationwide policy ending the mandatory removal of shoes during airport security checks. This shift comes after a pilot program demonstrated effective security measures without the inconvenience of shoe removal. Christy Lee reports:

  Christy Lee [79:00]: "Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem stated that a pilot program showed the TSA had the equipment needed to keep airports and aircraft safe."

• Heroic Chihuahua Saves Hiker:
  In Switzerland, a hiker trapped in a glacier crevasse is rescued thanks to his vigilant Chihuahua, hailed as a "four-legged hero."

  Christy Lee [119:07]: "The dog is a four-legged hero who may have saved his master's life."

• Record-Breaking Cheese Auction:
  At the annual cheese competition in Asturias, Spain, a five-pound aged cheese fetches a staggering $42,000 at auction, setting a new Guinness World Record.

  Tom Griswold [66:58]: "Aged for 10 months in the Los Masos caves, which means the mazos."

• Chimpanzee Fashion Fads in Zambia:
  Researchers at Chim Funchi Wildlife Orphanage observe chimpanzees adopting unusual behaviors, such as inserting grass into their ears and rectums, believed to be social signals or cultural expressions.

  Christy Lee [116:34]: "Scientists believe the function is kind of a social signal or cultural expression akin to a fashion statement or a fad."

6. Fun Segments: Fortune Cookies and Catchphrases

The hosts engage in light-hearted segments involving fortune cookies and catchphrase jars. Jeff Oskay introduces a new jar of phrases, leading to amusing exchanges and creative introductions.

Tom Griswold [32:59]: "There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk."

Jeff Oskay [96:38]: "You demand chick."

These playful interactions showcase the hosts' camaraderie and ability to entertain without formal scripts.

7. Letters to Ali Breen: Relationship Advice

Ali Breen hosts the "Sexy Time" segment, addressing listener-submitted relationship dilemmas:

• Financial Balance in Relationships:
  Chick McGee relays a letter from a listener questioning the fairness of solely paying for everything in a relationship when he earns slightly more. The discussion emphasizes the importance of financial balance and open communication.

  Chick McGee [141:55]: "She still pays for nothing. I make slightly more money, but is it fair that I pay for everything?"

• Handling Past Infidelity:
  Listeners seek advice on dealing with partners who have a history of cheating, with suggestions ranging from improving communication to addressing personal insecurities.

  Ali Breen [148:08]: "They're not really putting salmon sperm on their face. Pay attention for five minutes."

The segment balances humor with practical advice, resonating with listeners navigating complex relationship dynamics.

8. Upcoming Attractions and Events

Ali Breen mentions her involvement in redecorating a condo into an Airbnb, hinting at future collaborative events between her and the hosts. Additionally, there's a teaser for next week's episode, which will delve into the history of the ball peen hammer and explore more quirky news stories.

Chick McGee [157:32]: "Coming up tomorrow, we have a really cool story about robot coyotes and the United States military."

9. Closing Remarks

As the episode wraps up, the hosts recap the day's highlights, reiterate sponsor messages, and express gratitude to listeners for their engagement and humorous contributions.

Chick McGee [153:09]: "Big news from the TSA... You have a job to do."

The show concludes on a humorous note, maintaining the lively and engaging atmosphere that "The BOB & TOM Show" is known for.

Notable Quotes:

• Chick McGee [00:21]: "I think I'm gonna die. Did I eat it or rub it on my face?"
• Tom Griswold [32:59]: "There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk."
• Tom Griswold [66:58]: "Aged for 10 months in the Los Masos caves, which means the mazos."
• Chick McGee [141:55]: "She still pays for nothing. I make slightly more money, but is it fair that I pay for everything?"

Conclusion:

The July 9, 2025 episode of "The BOB & TOM Show" weaves together humor, listener interactions, and engaging news stories, all while maintaining the show's signature comedic flair. From the absurdities of Hot Pockets to heartwarming tales of heroic pets, the hosts deliver a well-rounded and entertaining experience for their nationwide audience.