The BOB & TOM Show - July 9, 2026

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show – July 9, 2026

Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends signature absurdist comedy, offbeat news, banter about everyday life, sports stories, listener letters, and interviews with comedians Greg Hahn and Al Jackson. The show’s hallmark is irreverent humor, with the hosts and guests riffing on topics including carnival food gadgets, questionable world records, travel mishaps, body modifications, bizarre news, and pop culture oddities.

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Key Segments and Discussion Points

Hilarious Infomercial Sketch – “The Greasenart”

• [00:23 – 03:40]
• Cast: Tom Griswold, Christy Lee, Jess Hooker, Chick McGee
• The show opens with a parody commercial for the “Grease-n-Art”—a ridiculous, dangerous kitchen gadget for making carnival-style fried foods at home.
• Notable riff:
  • Tom Griswold: “The problem you have cooking at home is you can get your grease hot. But not hot enough. Not disfiguring hot anyway. And that's what sears in that special carnival flavor.” [01:21]
• Frequent callbacks throughout the episode to stick-mounted foods and carny culture.

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Morning Routines, Relationships, and Group Banter

• [04:19 – 13:00]
• Roundtable about who likes to talk first thing in the morning and relationship quirks.
• Chick McGee admits he avoids flushing early to not disturb his partner, leading to jokes about ‘creeping’ and stealthy bathroom habits.
• Conversation sidetracks into pets' morning behaviors and travel oddities.
  • Chick McGee: “I’m just creep around. Well, for those listening early: thank you.” [09:57]
  • Josh Arnold: “Do you have to talk first thing in the morning?” [10:12]
• Light, relatable content about couple dynamics and personal habits.

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Sports, News Previews & Oddities

• [13:00 – 15:11]
• Tease: Stories about sheep recognizing faces, world records involving sideburns, Wimbledon underdog Arthur Ferry, elephants, T. rex fossils, and a “shocking” crime story.
• Quote:
  • Chick McGee: “It's a scientific study involving sheep that is going to blow your mind.” [13:01]
• Quick recap of world events and anticipation for upcoming segments.

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Listener Letters and Running Gags

• [18:44 – 30:00]
• Responses to emails about underwear protocols while traveling, reusable breast implants (used as ice packs), and wedding DJ song lists.
• Recurring jokes about linen pants, discomfort with worn-out underwear, and wedding dance classics.
  • Jess Hooker: “Hey dad, can you get the boob?” [28:09]
  • Chick McGee: “What were the go-to songs when you DJ’d weddings?” [31:05]
• Musical nostalgia: “The Curly Shuffle” and “Hokey Pokey” get debated as essential or outdated.

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Gross & Bizarre News: Self-Mutilation Story and "Pubic Hair" Croissant

• [46:34 – 56:50]
• Warning: Dark comedy and sensitive topics discussed with irreverence.
• Story of a man in Fort Wayne accused of cutting off his genitals and setting them on fire, leading to morbid jokes and comic relief.
  • Jess Hooker: “He actually cut off his penis. So I don't know.” [50:56]
  • Josh Arnold: “So he also got charged with arson?” [51:15]
• Thai bakery's viral croissant topped with a hairlike seaweed that resembles pubic hair.
  • Josh Arnold: “That croissant was a bakery in Thailand going viral for its pubic hair croissant... It looked just like [pubic hair].” [54:26]

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Musical Bits & Parody Song Auditions

• [78:01 – 81:46]
• Guest “Ed Zeppelin” auditions with Septic-themed parodies of Led Zeppelin and other classic hits (e.g., "There's a lady who's froze / 'Cause she's clogged the commode... just reach for the phone, call it Septic").
• Laughs from the hosts, and a running bit about song parodies being a ticket to joining the show.

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Comedian Greg Hahn in Studio, Improv Jokes

• [86:02 onwards]
• Greg Hahn joins for in-studio chaos, bringing his high-energy, deliberately nonsensical one-liners and crowd work.
  • Greg Hahn: “FOMO? I don't have fear of missing out. I have F.O.H.A.T. – Fear of Hating Every Second.” [86:16]
  • Banter about aging, “boat acts,” corporate gigs, and how much money it would take to make him ‘affable.’
• Hahn’s upcoming gigs at clubs and corporate events are plugged repeatedly.

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In-Depth Letter Bag: Underwear, Travel, and Office Life

• [38:51 – 66:00]
• More listener letters: tips for travel (packing old underwear and tossing them), debates about what to do with water shoes and seersucker pants.
• Hilarious discovery about Josh’s three-home-office chairs and how men ignore washers in assembly instructions.
  • Chick McGee: “Your office? What do you do there?!” [62:38]
  • Josh Arnold: “I just bought three chairs and forgot the washers on one. Should I go back and fix it?” [67:00]

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Bizarre News: Garbage Cubes and Peanut Butter Floors

• [105:28 – 108:18]
• New York artist Justin Gignac sells “cubes of garbage” as art, including “wedding garbage” from Taylor Swift’s nuptials.
• A museum in Rotterdam covers its floor with 800 lbs of peanut butter as a tribute to a conceptual artist.
  • Greg Hahn: “Peanut butter man’s an artistic genius!” [107:57]

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More Unhinged News, Science & History

• [140:26 onwards]
• Sideburns as a 19th-century trend for both men and women, including fake whiskers (and women drawing on facial hair).
• Notable trivia: ‘Sideburns’ named after General Ambrose Burnside.
• Personal stories: Christy Lee describes (with candor) shaving facial peach fuzz as a child due to teasing.
• Sheep can recognize human faces; scientists trained them to spot celebrity photos.

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Listener Interactions, Language Lessons, and Weekly Wrap-Up

• Al Jackson’s Slang Segment [129:05 – 135:00]
  • Teaching “almond mom” (a hyper-health-conscious, calorie-restrictive parent).
  • Al Jackson: “Tom, you're married to an almond mom.” [130:30]
• Cruise vacation banter, relaxing vs. working on the boat, stories about cruise ship mishaps.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• Tom Griswold [01:21]: “The problem you have cooking at home is you can get your grease hot. But not hot enough. Not disfiguring hot anyway. And that's what sears in that special carnival flavor.”
• Chick McGee [09:21]: “I'm very respectful and I. I can open the door like a burglar.”
• Jess Hooker [28:09]: “Dad, can you get the boob? The boob. Wow.”
• Greg Hahn [86:16]: “I don't have FOMO. I have FO-HAT – fear of hating every second.”
• Jess Hooker [50:56]: “I read said he actually cut off his penis. So I don't know.”
• Al Jackson [130:30]: “Tom, you're married to an almond mom.”
• Josh Arnold [151:59]: (on sheep recognizing Obama) “He was the black sheep.”
• Greg Hahn [155:13]: (on the 96-year-old partier grandma) “Roniac the Maniac. You're not going to stop her.”
• Chick McGee [144:25]: “Do you know the origin of the name Sideburns? Wasn't it an actual guy, a general?”
• Greg Hahn [154:33]: “How about when you go to the eye doctor and he looks at your eyes and diagnoses you with halitosis?”
• Jess Hooker [54:26]: “That was a bakery in Thailand going viral for its pubic hair croissant... It looked just like [pubic hair].”

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:23–03:40: Carnival Food “Grease-n-Art” Sketch
• 04:19–14:00: Morning Behavior & Travel Banter
• 18:50–30:00: Listener Letters, Underwear, Implants as Ice Packs, Wedding Songs
• 46:34–56:50: Self-Mutilation Story & Thai "Pubic Hair" Croissants
• 78:01–81:46: “Ed Zeppelin” Septic Parody Song Audition
• 86:02–90:00: Comedian Greg Hahn Joins In-Studio
• 129:05–135:00: Al Jackson’s Slang—“Almond Mom”
• 140:26–143:46: Sideburns in the News, Women Drawing on Whiskers
• 151:12–152:07: Sheep Recognizing Human Faces
• 155:07–156:00: 96-Year-Old TikTok Grandma Throws Retirement Home Ragers

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Episode Tone and Style

• Language and tone: Witty, irreverent, brash, often self-deprecating, peppered with dark humor.
• Atmosphere: Fast-paced with quick topic changes, inside jokes, and playful arguments.
• Guest interaction: Greg Hahn brings rapid-fire one-liners and self-referential asides. Al Jackson teaches contemporary lingo, providing generational perspective.

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Themes and Running Gags

• Absurd “as seen on TV” gadgets.
• Personal hygiene, morning routines, and weird travel stories.
• Jokes about men’s reluctance to replace underwear.
• Repeated callbacks to classic wedding songs and “Hokey Pokey” trivia.
• Audience emails as jumping-off points for dirty jokes and daft tangents.
• Irreverence in the face of shocking news stories.
• Old-man nostalgia, from music to home offices to bodily oddities.
• Ongoing debate about food fads (“pubic hair croissant”), health (almond moms), and contemporary slang.

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Conclusion

The July 9, 2026, The BOB & TOM Show episode is a quintessential installment: unpredictable, rapid-fire, and filled with original sketches, lively conversation, comedic guest takes, and shocking but hilarious news stories. Whether riffing on the perils of modern travel, dissecting culture’s weirdest trends, or auditioning Led Zeppelin-themed plumber jingles, the hosts maintain relentless (and sometimes ruthless) humor—all in the show’s original, unapologetic style.

If you missed this episode, you missed jokes you never knew you needed, a bevy of useless trivia, and some side-splitting (if slightly tasteless) laughs.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Christy Lee]

Hurry up and wash for dinner, Billy. We're having your favorites. Sloppy Joe's, corn on the cob and chocolate fudge cake.

[Jess Hooker]

Aw, mom, that stuff blows. Why can't we have fried dough or elephant ears like when the carnival's in town?

[Christy Lee]

I've told you before, Billy, making carnival food requires special equipment that I don't have here in the kitchen. We just can't make it at home.

[Tom Griswold]

Now hold on there, Mrs. Petowski. Thanks to the all new grease and art, you can enjoy your favorite midway foods in the comfort of your own home.

[Christy Lee]

A greasy nart?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, the good people at Frigama all industries have designed a single appliance that prepares all the delicacies you normally associate with circuses, carnivals, county and state fairs. Just think, now you can prepare fried dough, fried cheese, cheese on a stick, dough on a stick, corn dogs, dough dogs, fried dough poppers, fried weasel on a stick, and so much more right here at home.

[Christy Lee]

But how is that possible?

[Tom Griswold]

The Greasenart is a combination dough processor and deep fryer with hot grease fat and top mounted hot grease trays with built in grease injectors. The problem you have cooking at home is that you can get your grease hot. But not hot enough. Not disfiguring hot anyway. And that's what sears in that special carnival flavor.

[Jess Hooker]

Mommy, this corn dog burns and it tastes like tattoos.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure it does, Billy. The smell of the midway oozes out of every bite.

[Jess Hooker]

It's perfect.

[Christy Lee]

But aren't all those foods deep fried in hot grease awfully fattening?

[Tom Griswold]

Just ask yourself this. Have you ever seen a plump carnie?

[Christy Lee]

Now that you mention it, no. They all have a stringy drifter's build with sharp inbred rat like features.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. And this product is 100% Kearny tested and Kearny approved the same technology which Kearney folk harness to become pioneers in the field of stick mounted foods. In is perfected in the Greasenart. And the Greasenart's handy size means it fits in any kitchen. Why, it's no bigger than freak show veteran Bugzo, the human torso, the famous legless armless dwarf. And just look how little counter space he takes up. Right, Bugzo, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm laying in something really sticky up

[Chick McGee]

here and I don't think it's me, lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

He takes up almost no space at all on my kitchen shelf.

[Tom Griswold]

Order your grease and art today and you'll win this giant stuffed dinosaur associated with Barney and Barney Enterprises Incorporated. Come on, what do you say? Nobody's a loser. Step right up, give it a try. Hurry, hurry, take a chance.

[Jess Hooker]

Gee, when I grow up, I want to be a carny.

[Tom Griswold]

Why wait, Billy? You can drop out of school and join now. I know they're looking for someone to comb the fleas out of Gabora the Gorilla Girl and to sell bootleg cigarettes from the back of the ring toss game.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Can I, Mom? Please, can I? I guess it'll be all right. You just be sure to eat up all your deep fried vegetables on a stick and do whatever the carnies tell you to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, Billy, I'll drive you over myself. We just have one quick stop. Have you ever shoplifted porno magazines while the liquor store clerk is being distracted, Billy?

[Chick McGee]

Not yet, I haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

The grease and art available now from Frigatemall Industries or wherever carnies congregate. Oh, yes, it is that time. Oh, state fairs, county fairs. Hey, from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Josh Arnold. Oh, there's Ace Cosby. Hello, Tom. Taking his preoccupied outlook sort of a new level today.

[Chick McGee]

Sanitizing.

[Tom Griswold]

He was blowing and sanitizing. Sanitizing. Right before we go in the air, you're blowing stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Clean show, huh? Got everything ready over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All is well. Got my band aid. Ready to move forward.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he cut his arm in the Bahamas somehow. Oh, I'm sorry. There's a huge gash in his arm is what he says. Oh, hold it up. Can you.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Show us the huge gash.

[Chick McGee]

It was a huge gas. Now, I've seen a huge gash in my day.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we've all usually accompanied with

[Chick McGee]

an odor, but let's just move forward.

[Jess Hooker]

Say it twice, you know why you got that? Here's our letter. First one from Joel. What do you expect when you vacation in the Bermuda Triangle, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. All kinds of weirdness.

[Chick McGee]

Are the Bahamas in the Bermuda. Bermuda Triangle.

[Josh Arnold]

Close enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, kind of, sorta yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is it in Bermuda, like a thousand miles?

[Josh Arnold]

Never mind all that triangle big, my friend.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Oh, well, just not in Bermuda.

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Good to be back. I've been to Bermuda. It's a great place. Really? Oh, yeah. Hottest I've ever been in my life. Except for Vegas.

[Tom Griswold]

Bermuda.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the one. I've been there a couple, three times. But the one time I was there, it was, I mean, over a hundred and very humid that one particular day. Well, no wonder they always wear shorts in Vegas. One time we were there, it was 107, and I remember we decided we were gonna walk the Strip, and for some reason, it looked like, oh, we're just going to that one right there. That casino. And it is a lot farther away than.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. The Vegas Delusion, we call it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And that's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's right over there. No, it's just so damn big. You think it's right over there?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was very, very hot. It's gonna be hot in a lot of places. But I have a question for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please. Are you a.

[Chick McGee]

Just. Let's just say you're on a nice weekend with a lady friend.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are you a talker first thing in the morning, or do you like to be left alone?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, no, I like to be left alone.

[Jess Hooker]

I think we all knew that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, No, I. And I. My association with my wife now. Yeah. She does not. She's not a talker first thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Not. Not a morning person.

[Chick McGee]

Well, she might be a morning person, but that. That first. That first few minutes, I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm. Well, I'm totally quiet. Yeah, I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Ideally, I don't say anything to anybody except the puppy dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Let's see. That's the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So while you were on vacation, you wanted to chat right away.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what happened?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you told to shut up at any point?

[Chick McGee]

No, no. I've learned.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's no.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand there was an incident involving you and your gum chewing. I heard something about that. You might have been.

[Jess Hooker]

You do chew your gum pretty loud.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, I have to chew, Tom. Doctor's orders.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Jess Hooker]

There is a way.

[Tom Griswold]

I say I like.

[Josh Arnold]

He chooses gum lustily.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You can tell the man is enjoying it. He.

[Tom Griswold]

He eats like he's in prison. You got 10 minutes to finish it. That's the way he eats.

[Josh Arnold]

I say chew away.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

His. His background, family, beyond reproach. My goodness. But he eats like a homeless person who's never had a meal. It's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

How about you, Christy? First thing in the morning? Do not. Not like a work morning where you're up at 3 in the morning. But no, you're.

[Christy Lee]

You're.

[Chick McGee]

You and your man are on a little vacation. Do you say something to him first thing, or do you not really go about your business and.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I'm. I'm quiet in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't come over to you and smother you with kisses and tell you about what he's got planned for the day or.

[Jess Hooker]

No, not that I recall.

[Tom Griswold]

Time to play hide the shillelagh or something?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I didn't mean. I didn't mean to get into a romantic thing. I just. Just. Just curious about the. Yeah. Not everybody likes to chat. My dogs enjoy a nice chat, though. That's the good thing.

[Jess Hooker]

What do you have to chat about first thing in the morning with a

[Chick McGee]

dog, with your wife?

[Tom Griswold]

All kinds of things.

[Jess Hooker]

What do you want to do?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, I've learned I don't chat about anything.

[Jess Hooker]

But if you could, what would you say? Like, wake up and go, hey, what are we going to do today? What do we got planned? I mean, is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, I don't know how you sneak around and don't wake up.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, I'm great at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Because when he's in here in the morning, he sneezes louder than anybody ever on earth. He yawns. Once again, lustily yawns. Everything's like a big noise. He just loves it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't flush the toilet in the morning.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. What if it's a major.

[Chick McGee]

If it's going to be a major transaction, I go to a different room.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope there's a toilet in there.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

On the centerpiece again.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

I shouldn't have gone in that way.

[Tom Griswold]

But anyway.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't flush the toilet. Is it that loud?

[Chick McGee]

I'm just. I just creep around.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, flushing a toilet. Flushing is kind of loud. Yeah. So.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, yeah, I just. I'm very respectful and I. I can open the door like a burglar.

[Jess Hooker]

After you. When she gets up.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not there. I don't know. I assume.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, is it still there when you go back home?

[Chick McGee]

It's just urine. It's not going to kill anybody. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you leave it, there'll be an odor and a smell from the urine.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I haven't had any complaints about that. I'm sure if it did not meet the standards she ascertained, I would have received a mem.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. You would have heard about it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay. I'm just.

[Tom Griswold]

No way to live. Boy.

[Christy Lee]

Just.

[Chick McGee]

Just creep around. Well, for those listening early. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And I hope you out there, you don't have to talk, just listen to us.

[Chick McGee]

But there's probably someone with a muffled radio so they don't wake up their significant other.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you talk to the kiddies when you wake up?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I do. Because they. They're raring to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. They see you. It's. It's party time.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't respect you.

[Jess Hooker]

I move when I get up. They lay there and look at me like I am not moving. Crazy lady.

[Josh Arnold]

My gravy typically wakes me up. Oh, yeah, she's.

[Jess Hooker]

She's on your schedule, ready to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Jumps right on my chest. Scares me. It's very alarming. Hurts a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

So when. When they perform the autopsy, they're gonna go. It's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Cardiac arrest. But apparently, you see these cat claws. I'm not sure what. What caused that.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened?

[Chick McGee]

Well, coming up, we have a lot of interesting things, including one of my favorites. Comedian Greg Hahn will be joining us in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

Goodness.

[Chick McGee]

And then tomorrow we're going to have a very extra special duo of bluegrass players, and they're going to be accompanying Mr. Pat Godwin. Pat still can't play guitar because he's recovering from shoulder surgery. So we are bringing in a very fine guitar player and a world class. World class fiddler. Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He does. He does know.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And he will not be here today. He's still recovering from his surgery. Had to have a. Some kind of procedure yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Some sort of bump in the road yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

But he'll be here tomorrow singing and dancing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we're not sure about dancing. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. And also while coming up today, a strikingly shocking story in the world of news.

[Tom Griswold]

Shocking.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I mean, just. You know what I'm talking about.

[Jess Hooker]

Of course I do. And I went, oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

At first I thought, oh, we can't do this. This isn't. Oh, it's rough. But we'll warn you, you know, they do that all the time now.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

The following story may contain gunshots.

[Tom Griswold]

This might be hard.

[Jess Hooker]

Disturbing. Disturbing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This is. We have a truly disturbing story. A little bit. It's not coming right now. So you're okay. I don't worry about that. Also, we have something new from Reese's.

[Tom Griswold]

Reese PC.

[Chick McGee]

Their first new product in more than a decade.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do they count, like, Nutrageous as a new product or.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know when that came out.

[Tom Griswold]

The candy.

[Chick McGee]

According to this press release, we also have a great world record. I thought you'd like this one. Well, right up your alley. It's one of the things you do all the time. We have.

[Tom Griswold]

All the time.

[Chick McGee]

We have sideburns in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm going to now, though.

[Jess Hooker]

Sideburns in the news. Yeah, I wrote that for you, didn't they?

[Chick McGee]

Huh? And then we have a cool, cool sheep story coming up

[Tom Griswold]

that you're fascinated by.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I think it's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

It's a scientific study involving sheep that is going to blow your mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they clone another one?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not a clone. It's something that they didn't know sheep could do. That they can do. That's quite surprising.

[Jess Hooker]

Taxes.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that take messages over the phone?

[Chick McGee]

Just about. Yeah. This is all some of the fun stuff that's on the way. A sports preview.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the World cup idol yesterday, we got matches tonight and Friday and Saturday and there's a fairy tale brewing at Wimbledon. Arthur Ferry grew up five minutes from the all England Wimbledon Tennis Club.

[Chick McGee]

And that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

He's 114th ranked player and now he's a wild card invitation and beat 9th, 9th seed Flavio Cabali on center court last night. And he's into the. He'll play Alexander Zverev in Friday semifinals. It's a storybook story in England. One of. One of their own grew up shadow of Wimbledon.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Fascinating.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now let's see. Also coming up we have a really cool elephant story that I mentioned that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, really a really, a great wild elephant story on a T. Rex story. So there's a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they fascinating elephants and the fascinating sheep. Are they. Do they meet somewhere or.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

But what they have found out about sheep I think may also be true of elephants.

[Greg Hahn]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we're not going to skin elephants and use them for sweaters, are we?

[Jess Hooker]

No, it would be stiff.

[Tom Griswold]

All we do for sure.

[Greg Hahn]

That's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that real elephant?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do they make like elephant vests?

[Josh Arnold]

I sure hope not.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's hide though, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, it's got to be thick, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Because you know, you know, Bezos probably has a wallet made out of what, baby seal, an elephant, unborn pandas. There has to be a point at which, you know, what do you get the guy? Well, we, we got him a baby, A baby seal wallet. It was $8,000.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's. It's plush.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Now, speaking of money, money is a little tight and judging by the way things are going, may get a lot tighter. Gas prices are up there. They were going down. That may be over groceries. Up, up, up. Insurance. I paid an insurance bill the other day is like, whoa. So you may have noticed that. I hope things are going well for you, but perhaps you're getting through all this stuff by putting a lot of money on a credit card. You've got a lot of credit card debt. You probably hear a lot of commercials about, do I have credit card? Well, here's something you may not know about. You may have a lot of equity in your home and you may be able to refinance it and grab some of that cash and maybe pay off those credit cards, whatever it might be that you could use money for. And you're saying to yourself, wait a minute, interest rates are higher than they were when I got my mortgage, blah, blah, blah. Well, the way things are going, if you're paying off a lot of credit card debt, you're probably paying 20, 25% interest. So that's some serious, serious money you're throwing away. This is where American Financing comes in. They can do a refi on your home. And right now their average customer is saving about 800 bucks a month on that mortgage payment. So the way that works is they're pulling out some cash and using that equity to pay off credit cards or whatever and they're just doing a refi. So this might suit you. It depends on your situation. Depends how long you've owned your home. If it's maybe five years, it's probably worth 30, 40% more than it was. If it's 10 years, you've had it, it's probably doubled in value. So see what's going on. They can walk you through this. No obligation, of course. Call American Financing and they have salary based mortgage consultants that in about 10 minutes can tell you whether or not it might work for you. So give it a shot. If you're thinking about trying to grab some cash out of that equity and take advantage of it without actually selling your house, you can call them at 866-889-2611. Once again, that's 866-889-2611. Hard to remember the phone number. Then just go to the website. It's American financing.net Do me a favor, put Bob and Tom so they know that you heard about it from us. Once Again, that's American financing.net nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org Average savings based on borrowers who save over $200. You've got weight loss goals, but hitting them is another story. That's why Weight loss by himss now offers access to the FDA approved Wegovy pill and the FDA approved pen with WeGovy at hims lose up to 20% or more of your body weight when combined with diet and exercise. It helps you regulate your appetite and eat less, so success is within reach. Plus, WeGovy is the first ever GLP1 pill for weight loss so there are no needles needed and it doesn't stop there. HIMSS makes hitting your goals seamless by offering access to 247 messaging with your care team and in app lifestyle and nutrition support like recipes, meal plans, fitness videos, sleep content and more. It's nice, simple and convenient, just the way I like it. Ready to reach your goals? Visit himss.com bobandtom to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. That's H I M S.com bobandtom hims.com BobandTom Weight loss by HIMS is not available in all 50 states. WeGovy is the registered trademark of Novo Nordisk. As to get started and learn more, including important safety information, WeGovy clinical study information and restrictions, visit HIMSS.com

[Tom Griswold]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. There's Ace Cosby. Hi, I'm Chick McGee and hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Chick McGee at the NHTSA sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Very fancy.

[Tom Griswold]

Slow down. We have brought to you by nhtsa.

[Chick McGee]

We have some letters here if you'd like to reach us. You can do so. Bob and tomobandtom.com Email from our listeners

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Yesterday we had a, we did our Today in History segment and the name Rockefeller came up because oddly enough, it was the, the birthday of John D. Rockefeller, born in 1839, the founder of Standard Oil. And at one, at one point, I think he was considered to be the richest person on earth.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then his grandson, Nelson Rockefeller, Nelson Rockefeller, famous politician and he was vice president. I, I want to say he was vice president under Gerald Ford in that kind of weird post Nixon era.

[Tom Griswold]

And there was a time that all stand up comedians had to do a Nelson Rockefeller impersonation to get on stage. Actually. Yeah, just very wild time.

[Chick McGee]

Just before the Jack Nicholson era.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, just before, you know, holding your hair back.

[Chick McGee]

And then that was before the see who was next?

[Josh Arnold]

Hannibal Lecter was big for a while there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hannibal Lecter, Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Clarice Rockefeller served from 74 to 77 under Ford, died in 79.

[Chick McGee]

Well, then.

[Tom Griswold]

And then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So Nelson Rockefeller, it was also his birthday many years in 1908. So. But the reason it came up is that Nelson Rockefeller famously died under sort of odd circumstances at the age of 70 with his aide, a young Megan Marshak.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe she was

[Josh Arnold]

Megan Marshak dead body.

[Chick McGee]

And she. She never dead. Robbie. There were a lot of jokes about how long. How long did it take her to dress a dead guy, but maybe he was just work.

[Tom Griswold]

She was just putting in some overtime, huh? You don't know.

[Chick McGee]

In any event, I got this letter from Mr. Lennon in Piedmont, S.C. in Golf. A Rockefeller in golf is a pup that dies in the hole.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

So for those of you of a certain age, that's one of the classic golf slang terms.

[Tom Griswold]

So every shot that goes in the hole is a rock.

[Jess Hooker]

His death was quite. Apparently that happened in the late evening with Megan Marshak. She called her friend, who was a news reporter to the townhouse. They didn't call for an ambulance until approximately one hour later.

[Chick McGee]

Well, again, how long does. How long does it take two young ladies to dress a dead guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Had to get the leather off of him and then they got the smile off his face and put the animals back in the barn.

[Josh Arnold]

That gimp mask really sticks.

[Jess Hooker]

You gotta help me.

[Chick McGee]

Now, I know you play golf a little bit, Christy. Now you know you've got your Mulligan and you've got your Rockefeller.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of great. A lot of great slang terms in the world of golf. You got a letter over there, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is from Jackie. Jackie in Nebraska. J, A, C, K I. So I'm guessing a female Jackie. I don't want to bother you guys, but did we need to know, did Tom wear Kelly's underwear on this vacation?

[Chick McGee]

A fair question.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I did not start before.

[Chick McGee]

I think I did take my linen beach pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Your beach pants? Your cabana wear.

[Chick McGee]

And as you may know, on my prior trip, I had my traditional black underwear and I had to wear Kelly's underwear. So they didn't show through? No, I purchased. I went online and purchased a pair of my flesh tone Jockeys.

[Tom Griswold]

Your flesh tone?

[Jess Hooker]

You mean white?

[Chick McGee]

That's very funny, Chris. You know, they're a kind of a beige parchment ivory.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of color.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that certainly is a fair question.

[Tom Griswold]

Do dark hair people, when they have dark pubic hair, when they wear a linen, will it show? I bet it does. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

And wear underwear yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Even a linen shirt, you'll see the chest hair. So you must. That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

A lot of linen pants are lined though, especially the white.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the purpose of linen? I kind of got into linen a

[Chick McGee]

little bit, but it's. It props up the ironing industry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I think it does.

[Jess Hooker]

No, you just wear. It wrinkles.

[Tom Griswold]

You just look at it and it wrinkles.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But then you're told, oh, no, it's. Look, it looks good with a little wrinkly. No, it's still wrinkled. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, it breathes. It's very nice. But certainly a fair question and thank you for asking. No, I have a. I bought two pair of. Yeah, I'm only going to wear them

[Jess Hooker]

with the linen pants.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Why don't you wear your linen pants in here one day for us as a treat.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be fun?

[Greg Hahn]

Do.

[Jess Hooker]

Do a beach wear day. We'll all do a bear.

[Josh Arnold]

See if we can see the imprint of that hog.

[Chick McGee]

Happy to. Happy to help.

[Tom Griswold]

Triangle of fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yesterday we had a. A very odd story about breast implants. The essence of the story is I remember in Russia breast implants have become much less popular and apparently women are selling the used ones once. The. What are they? What do you call them? The, the, the bags. Whatever they're called.

[Jess Hooker]

Breast implants.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, fun bags.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, but when the hammers, when

[Josh Arnold]

they're removed, I think those are called the implant.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, the implant.

[Chick McGee]

They're being sold in the black market. We found out that that's not legal in the United States to reuse them. But the. What would. You found out how much a fake boob cost?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Wasn't it like twelve hundred dollars for the set?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I've got eighteen to twenty five hundred, I thought.

[Chick McGee]

And that's without the installation.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, without the install because you got.

[Chick McGee]

It's like buying a car. You got. You got to do the get ready.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The undercoating. But yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And again, I don't want a good installer for that.

[Chick McGee]

I certainly don't have. If. If that's what your thing is. Ladies and gents, whatever you want to do is okay with me. I understand that plastic surgery can be very helpful.

[Jess Hooker]

A little lift.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Whatever it might be. Just don't go too far. Ladies. Again, as I. Yeah. I can only imagine being a plastic surgeon. You've got the. The guy in there with his girlfriend. The guy's going, go up. No, no, honey, get, get, go. You want to go a little bit bigger.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this guy's back. I love it.

[Chick McGee]

No, yeah, get them bigger. That's what I like. But we found out that there's a. There's a very large market for them in Russia, that you buy them used, and I guess then you go to. If you find. I help a qualified surgeon to stick them in. If that's your thing anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Stick them in the place.

[Chick McGee]

But I'm sure it's very tricky. I'm not trying to belittle this.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Tom saying something about something.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Give you the big ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. All right.

[Chick McGee]

This comes to us from Charleston, South Carolina. Patrick writes, I heard you guys talking about breast implants. We happen to have an unusual breast implant in our freezer. I'm sorry. Excuse me? We happen to have an unused breast implant in our freezer.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

We use it as an ice pack when the kids need one. It's perfect because it never totally freezes.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

That's really interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, why does it never.

[Chick McGee]

The saline doesn't freeze whatever it's made of. Yeah. I mean, think about it, chick. If you had fake boobs, if you were out skiing all day, it freeze if it was water in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, ideally, you're covered, though. You're not gonna.

[Chick McGee]

No, but I think, just in general, I don't know anything about the chemistry of this, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe. Maybe there's silicone, and silicone doesn't freeze. Maybe that's. Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Usually, the only boobs that would freeze would be a witch's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's true. And most often when they used to make bras out of tin.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

Which never really made sense because witches boobs are dangling over a bowling cauldron a lot of the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You think they'd be nice and warm, right?

[Chick McGee]

I love it when we apply logic and scientific logic.

[Greg Hahn]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And on the world of physics, this witch thing is completely fraudulent.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? You're kidding me.

[Chick McGee]

So that's really kind of cool to know.

[Jess Hooker]

I wonder why they have an extra one. I don't. Well, I don't want to know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he didn't. He didn't know that Bob had one

[Chick McGee]

lying around here for the longest time.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody. Somebody sent us a pair a long time ago.

[Chick McGee]

He called it his stress bag or whatever.

[Jess Hooker]

I guess if people work in the business, they probably.

[Chick McGee]

You could probably get samples. Yeah, I'm sure we could get one sent here. I mean, we have the.

[Jess Hooker]

No, that's okay.

[Chick McGee]

The erection have to be close.

[Josh Arnold]

I have an Elvira mouse pad, and she has two.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Give that a Squeeze, Tom. See that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I've seen that, but I actually popped it.

[Tom Griswold]

You squeezed it so hard it popped like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it sort of came. Came off.

[Chick McGee]

So back to our letter from Patrick. Once again, they have the unused breast implant. They keep it in the freezer. So when the kids need an ice pack, it's because it has a certain flexibility.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

That it would conform to your, you know, skull or what.

[Josh Arnold]

Got to work. Great.

[Chick McGee]

He goes, there's nothing funnier than hearing your 4 year old say, hey, dad, can you get the boob? The boob. Wow. And he's P.S. we got it from a medical professional. Well, thank you. Thank you, Patrick. Thanks for. Thanks for listening. I was just in your town. Yes. No, wait a minute. What is that? I was in your town Tuesday.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll be there Saturday. Look for me.

[Chick McGee]

And I was in Charleston a few weeks ago, walking around downtown.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Went to a couple of my favorite stores that are your favorites as well, Chip.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Jess Hooker]

Second Sunday in Charleston. Be their Sunday.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now let's see. Oh, I don't understand this. You'll have to help me here.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking about wedding songs.

[Tom Griswold]

We're here. We're here to help.

[Chick McGee]

What are the songs that are played at weddings these days? At the reception?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the ones that get people dancing and.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that one.

[Chick McGee]

The Hokey Pokey.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the romance.

[Jess Hooker]

Hokey Pokey is not one.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm. I'm. I. I bet I've been to a lot of weddings lately. I don't recall.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably not as popular.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

As it once was.

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

The Hokey Pokey.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm not saying it's never played, but it's just.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want you to come in here Monday. Thought I was lying.

[Jess Hooker]

We have a letter.

[Chick McGee]

So we got into this discussion because we were talking about the song ymca, which I think is a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not a great song. It's a great cheer.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Jess Hooker]

It's fun.

[Chick McGee]

It's gonna live forever.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's put it this way. If they have a Songwriters hall of Fame, and I think they do.

[Christy Lee]

They do.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not gonna be in.

[Chick McGee]

It should be in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it shouldn't be.

[Chick McGee]

There are different types of songs.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a song. Yeah, and this is a bad one.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's not.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Greg Hahn]

It's not.

[Chick McGee]

It's not in the sort of same sphere is Stairway to Heaven or LA Woman by the Doors or the Allman Brothers or 20 Cigarettes by Morgan Wallen. My new favorite song. Love that song. Could we get to our letter?

[Tom Griswold]

I would love to.

[Chick McGee]

Spencer is kind enough to write. Was it just a Cincinnati thing to do? The so called white line Slide to White Lines by Grandmaster White Lies.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember that.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't remember that either.

[Tom Griswold]

White Lines.

[Josh Arnold]

It's about cocaine.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Well that makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys don't remember that song. I. We never did it at a. I've never heard it at a wedding. But I know the song.

[Tom Griswold]

Grandmaster Flash or something.

[Chick McGee]

Just he says Grandmaster Mel. Mel.

[Tom Griswold]

Melly. Mel.

[Chick McGee]

Mel. This is out of my musical. I'm sure it's a fine song. Probably should be in the hall of fame.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't put it in there.

[Chick McGee]

But he goes. Also freestyle Don't Stop the Rock is a roller skating staple.

[Jess Hooker]

Freestyle Don't Stop the Rock.

[Chick McGee]

Christy was our roller.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I love roller skating.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I would like a comprehensive list of the go to wedding songs. So if you're a wedding dj.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you're gonna have. You're gonna have problems with each and every entry.

[Greg Hahn]

No, I'm just.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going. That's exactly what. Well, this is. No.

[Chick McGee]

As someone writers on the storm. No, I. I used to DJ weddings.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes, you did.

[Chick McGee]

And I bet. And I can remember there were certain things you had to play.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you remember what. What were they?

[Chick McGee]

Hokey Pokey number one.

[Tom Griswold]

Number one. The Hokey Pokemon.

[Josh Arnold]

I have been to a wedding where they've played the Hokey Pokey. But I was a kid.

[Chick McGee]

But what's the. Yeah, the conga thing. I forget what the names of that was that. That's. You got to get people out on the floor. That always did it.

[Greg Hahn]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you. I bet you turned that mother out, didn't you? I bet you did.

[Chick McGee]

You can pull fat ass from the buffet. If we get that conga thing going the last 20 years, she'll put down that cake.

[Josh Arnold]

You hear a lot of friends in low places. You hear a lot of Brown Eyed

[Jess Hooker]

girl scooting boogie song.

[Josh Arnold]

Besides the ones we. You know. The Electric Slide and the Cupid Shuffle.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

How about the. How about the Curly Shuffle?

[Josh Arnold]

I have not heard that at a wedding.

[Tom Griswold]

Not. Not at a wedding.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd love it would be played at mine. In fact I might hire Jump into Saddle to.

[Chick McGee]

Are they still doing gigs?

[Josh Arnold]

We'll find them.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if they're for those of you not familiar with the Curly Shuffle. Perhaps when we come back we can

[Tom Griswold]

play play a little bit of it for you.

[Chick McGee]

Such a great song. You guys don't appreciate.

[Josh Arnold]

I love the curly shots.

[Tom Griswold]

That should be in the Songwriters hall of Fame.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I have it right here.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding me?

[Chick McGee]

No. Here it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if we do it now, we don't have to do it when we come back. Here we go.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, Mo.

[Greg Hahn]

Hey, Mo. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Moving.

[Josh Arnold]

Never miss a chance. We get up and dance, do the curly shuffles.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody sings.

[Jess Hooker]

You see the curly shuffle dance, though. Is there an actual.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you gotta go up and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Josh is not doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's much sexier than moonwalking.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Really?

[Chick McGee]

And it's got the thing where you click your hands. And I used to love the thing where he'd get down on the ground and do that spin around thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

That is just great.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just solid comedy.

[Chick McGee]

It's some great art.

[Tom Griswold]

It's better. How are we gonna end this bit? Well, just have curly bark. Yeah. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Man was a comic genius. Now, we'll be getting to letters in a matter of moments, but right now, the Sports Desk, brought to you by nhtsa.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. When you speed while driving, you have less time to react to whatever comes across your path. A sharp turn could take you by surprise. Let's say a truck could break, suddenly injuring you and the other driver. A cyclist might pop up out of nowhere. A pedestrian could be walking their puppy dog, and your foot on the gas might lead to a tragedy. You may not think any of these things could happen to you, but you won't see them coming until they happen. And when you're speeding, you don't have time to course correct. You don't have time to stop. It only takes an instant for disaster to strike. The speed limit isn't just there to protect you. It's there to protect your passengers, other drivers, cyclists, pedestrians, and everyone sharing the road.

[Al Jackson]

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[Tom Griswold]

Slow down. Obey the law and help keep everyone around you safe. Speeding does catch up with you. Paid for by nhtsa.

[Chick McGee]

I have an incredibly weird trivia fact about the Hokey Pokey.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, really odd that. I think Chick Magee will appreciate Billy

[Tom Griswold]

Idol played drums on it. Right. Am I close?

[Chick McGee]

You know, funny enough, you are.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet I am.

[Chick McGee]

We'll find out what it is when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

She's wearing a dress today.

[Jess Hooker]

I am. I have a ladies lunch.

[Tom Griswold]

And doesn't that look like the pattern that's on plates and dinnerware?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that Corning wear.

[Tom Griswold]

Corning wear blue sprigs. Yeah. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, man, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking about great wedding songs and I brought up the Hokey Pokey, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Always played at wedding.

[Chick McGee]

Did you know that the version that they sing in England is different?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. What? I forget what it is, though.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's obviously more or less the same notion of putting one's arm in and then.

[Tom Griswold]

So they don't use feet, they use meters.

[Chick McGee]

That's a fair question. It's called the Koki Cokey.

[Tom Griswold]

Cokey Cokey. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or the Hokey Cokey.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we call it the Hokey Pokey in the uk it's typically called the Hokey Cokey. The earliest documented versions of it called it the Cokey Cokey with written by an Irish guy. There's. The American version was copyrighted by three guys that developed it in Sun Valley, Idaho in the late 1940s. It's apparently a traditional song that's been passed along through the years. But, yeah, if you're in the uk, it's the Hokey Cokey. Oh, how about that? There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

So isn't they're wonderful skiing in Sun Valley? Oh, yeah, yeah. World class, right?

[Chick McGee]

Very, very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it's nice to know that skiers develop something as cool as the Hokey Pokey.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or one could say stole it from this again.

[Jess Hooker]

Be hard to do on skis.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. You put your left pole in. Yeah, that would be.

[Jess Hooker]

You put your left ski. Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Well, that's certainly good to know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we lost another one.

[Chick McGee]

Now, we are going through some of your letters, if you want to, Christy, tell people how they could reach us.

[Jess Hooker]

Bob and tomobandtom.com. it's pretty easy.

[Tom Griswold]

Just that simple. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Now, this is a letter regarding my travel experiences. If you're just joining us. I got stuck in the Bahamas, which people go, oh, that must have been great. An extra day in the Bahamas. Well, no, it was an extra day in a trailer with no windows for seven hours, waiting to just find out if our plane was going to go, which it didn't. But the problem I had was I timed everything out so that I, I. All my clothes were dirty. I'd thrown away my razor. I'd. I'd put all my clothes in with a wet bathing suit in my suitcase.

[Tom Griswold]

We're getting a lot of static, a lot of pushback that you didn't know to take a plastic bag with you to put your wet swimsuit in.

[Jess Hooker]

That's travel 101.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell are you thinking a lot of that?

[Chick McGee]

That's a very fair question. Yeah. Lesson learned.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Life's lesson.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, I have had to. I went, oh, I forgot a Ziploc or whatever the heck, and I have used the cleaning bag, the laundry bag that hangs in the closet of a hotel. Okay, that worked. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, it. It wasn't soaking wet, but it was just wet. Anyways, so I had to go back to the. We had to, you know, taxi and then boat and then taxi and get back. And then I ironed the stinky shirt I was wearing, and I found out

[Tom Griswold]

that it bakes the smell.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. It just makes it stink even more. Anyway, after hearing Tom describe his recent travel experience, I'm going to pass along a tip from my, quote, travel Nazi wife. Oh, she always packs my oldest underwear and socks. Once I wear them, she has me toss them in the trash. So I don't have to bring them home with our luggage.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a good idea.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, the swimwear you purchased during the Reagan administration is a prime example. That's Keith in Hillsborough, Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

What women consider old underwear and socks, though guys don't consider them nearly as old.

[Greg Hahn]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

You think they're just about right for wearing.

[Chick McGee]

I mean. I mean, I think. Let's. Let's all be honest here. Ace has. Has underwear from the Carter administration, if I'm not mistaken. I've heard

[Jess Hooker]

you don't race. You don't replace your underwear, like, every couple years or year or so.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I don't. I wait until there's a significant hole.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

And then sometimes when I'm sitting there, I'll just Incredible Hulk them off and then throw. That's when they go in the trash. I mean, I don't. Yeah, no, I'm not. I'm not proactive about changing out my underwear until they fall apart.

[Chick McGee]

Now, so do you on trips just toss clothes and leave them behind?

[Jess Hooker]

No, not generally. I have no.

[Chick McGee]

Kelly wanted me to leave behind my. My beach pants and my water shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Your. Your water shoes? What are those, Tom?

[Jess Hooker]

You wear water shoes?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I wore them one day. Then I realized I didn't really need them.

[Tom Griswold]

How about a flip flop, maybe?

[Jess Hooker]

Your beach. You mean the linen beach pants You.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Al Jackson]

The.

[Chick McGee]

The striped ones. What are those called?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, seersucker.

[Chick McGee]

Seersucker? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're.

[Chick McGee]

She doesn't approve of. There may be a photograph of me worrying. I have to be very careful getting sun on my skin.

[Jess Hooker]

I want to see you in seersucker pants. My husband has a seersucker suit. He looks very dashing in it.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently. Apparently. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to know who the seersucker people are that decided to name it Seersucker. That's what I.

[Jess Hooker]

Now, that's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Hurt sales a little bit like sheer soccer.

[Tom Griswold]

It has to be.

[Jess Hooker]

Big New Orleans deal.

[Chick McGee]

Now, let's see. My son was pulling my car in the garage. He couldn't find my keys. He asked me where they were. I couldn't think of the word. I said, they're on the key leash by the back door.

[Tom Griswold]

The key leash.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Thank you, Kathy in Illinois. We appreciate your writing us. And do you have any more over there?

[Tom Griswold]

My dear Bob, at Top Show, I moved to Myrtle beach, and you guys were talking about Hooters and Hooters Airlines yesterday. Yeah, right. Well, Hooters is a huge presence in Myrtle Beach. I flew on the Hooters airline several times. The Hooters girls would play bingo and other crowd participatory games. Guys could win golf balls and sometimes rounds at a golf course. Oh, oh, there was a lot of drinking. Oh yeah, that's from Tracy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hooters Airline, South Carolina was launched in 2003 and only lasted a couple of years as far as I can as I remember. But it did did feature a traditional properly trained flight attendants as well as.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Hooters logo on the side

[Chick McGee]

of the Hooter girls as well as the so called Hooter Hooter girls.

[Jess Hooker]

And they advertised mainly to golfers. Right. Golf trips and men.

[Chick McGee]

But it is no longer. It is no longer out there.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

And I understand the. Someone wrote us in and said the interesting thing about it was when they would do those traditional announcements at the beginning. The oxygen mass will drop, etc.

[Tom Griswold]

Etc.

[Chick McGee]

In the event of a water landing, you could use the. One of the Hooter girls as a flotation device due to her massive breastwork.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Here your protruding. Your protruding attributes have served you well. That's a poem I once.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think the guy.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Bunny.

[Tom Griswold]

Well met the people who wrote Petticoat Junction knew. Do you think the guys who came up with Hooters. Hooterville. That's a perfect name for a restaurant. Hooterville.

[Al Jackson]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if that was Hooter a slang term.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's always been for the

[Chick McGee]

boobs and even back. Oh, I didn't know that. A good point. Now, while coming up with sports never made the connection.

[Tom Griswold]

World cup action and Wimbledon action and also we have a world record. That's. That certainly is a world record.

[Josh Arnold]

I never made the connection. I promise you there's zero connection between Petticoat Junction and Hooters.

[Jess Hooker]

No Hooterville. No Hooterville. Iuterville was the name of the city they lived in. I never made the connection.

[Josh Arnold]

Lots of curves, you bet.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, lots of curves, you bet. That was in the.

[Chick McGee]

I think you may have. You may have.

[Josh Arnold]

No, bad.

[Chick McGee]

Of course, I have no idea. Very good, Chick. Now well done, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

I said it to be funny. I don't. Okay, never mind.

[Chick McGee]

It's an important.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think it is.

[Chick McGee]

It's an important point in cultural history.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I feel I'm going to go to my car and sit and think what I'd done. No, no, it's fine. I'll think it over.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be back and we May have an update on pubic hair food.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Lord.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, not that again.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that was really something. That was a croissant covered in what looked like pubes.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And it, as Josh put it, it's worse than you can possibly imagine.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's all coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

More of the show is on the way.

[Chick McGee]

You can find us on X at

[Tom Griswold]

Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and tom. Bob and tom.com Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Chick McGee]

I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight, and you got a real problem. Do not blow it.

[Tom Griswold]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Chick McGee]

You've been warned.

[Josh Arnold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome Back to the Bobbitt Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know what time the big boss man next door arrives? I got. I have boxes to throw in the dumpster.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you're safe for an hour at least.

[Chick McGee]

No, you. Is that. Is that a.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. No, no further.

[Chick McGee]

No, no boxes. You got to put in the dumpster.

[Josh Arnold]

I get why you're saying that. And.

[Chick McGee]

And we prefer that you go to the back.

[Jess Hooker]

First of all, is there a big box? Is there a big boss next door? Well, she might be here early, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, I gotta get on it.

[Chick McGee]

They got the camera going.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a memo and stuff. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

I broke them down. Does that help?

[Chick McGee]

The most attractive things in our culture.

[Christy Lee]

Culture.

[Chick McGee]

It's odd. The most attractive things in our culture are pushing babies around, having puppies on a leash, or owning a dumpster.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

These are things that attract people.

[Jess Hooker]

True.

[Chick McGee]

I remember the very first time I built a house. Remember, we put the first thing we did, they brought a dumpster in. And my friend Mark goes, don't worry, it'll be full in a week. With what? We haven't even started yet. And by God, we put it there that afternoon. There was a couch in it. People see a dumpster and it's, oh, this is great. Well, I don't. I think we're probably okay for a while. Welcome to the Babaton program. It's great having you here and we certainly appreciate your attendance. We do have some interesting stuff coming up today, including a story that is so disturbing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. Really?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's. Yeah. I don't think you've seen it yet.

[Greg Hahn]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's very rough but disturbing images.

[Jess Hooker]

There are no images that I know of.

[Josh Arnold]

Will they be making a Netflix documentary about it? Is that disturbing?

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe a short one.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, every day there's a new one that you can't believe.

[Jess Hooker]

I know, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Sometimes I look at Netflix. You guys are despicable.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Would you want to. You want to get it out of the way?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going to stop watching, but this is reprehensible.

[Jess Hooker]

Disturbing content. Notice a 36 year old Fort Wayne man facing a felony arson charge after he allegedly cut off his genitals and set them on fire.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know, I get this surge

[Chick McGee]

every now and again.

[Josh Arnold]

That guy's never going to have. He's going to get more done this month than he ever has in his whole life.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly right. Think of the free time he's going to have.

[Jess Hooker]

Mr. Christopher Petten is charged with one count of arson, which carries a potential prison sentence of up to 12 years. The Fort Wayne Fire Department was dispatched to a garage fire in May just as the police department officers were dispatched to reports of a stabbing. According to court records obtained by 21 Investigates, Patton told police he was stabbed somewhere downtown and that someone had threatened him the day before while at the hospital. Though Peden told an officer he was dishonest about the stabbing and wanted to be truthful. He said that at about 2am he went to the garage, used a kitchen knife to cut off his genitals and set them on fire.

[Chick McGee]

At least he was. He was singing. What's his name again?

[Jess Hooker]

Christopher Petten.

[Chick McGee]

P E D was singing Chris Nuts

[Tom Griswold]

roasting on an open fire. His name, his name's Chris. See? Chris Nuts man.

[Jess Hooker]

Wouldn't they notice in the hospital that his peen was gone?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but he said he got stabbed.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And they stabbed me in the groin and what's going on down there? And then he went, you know what? I lied. I did it myself.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know there's gonna be a lot of blood.

[Josh Arnold]

So much, so much blood.

[Jess Hooker]

I would think.

[Chick McGee]

How much did he leave? Anything?

[Josh Arnold]

Unless he cauterized it himself too.

[Tom Griswold]

You think a head wound bleeds?

[Chick McGee]

Would that smell like barbecue?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It would smell like a big pork barbecue.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, what if it smells delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

A weenie roast?

[Chick McGee]

Depends on what he cut off.

[Tom Griswold]

Say what you want about can.

[Jess Hooker]

I'd rather have a hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

They had great smells at their barbec.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so you think maybe he only cut off the nuts? Or the. Or the. He may have left something. Who knows? Boy, oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a pee out of something at some point, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe he didn't consider that your urethra.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think I'll just sit like ladies do.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think he was thinking Dory.

[Jess Hooker]

I read said he actually cut off his penis. So I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe any. No. No motive. He didn't explain.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Well, I'm not sure if he was.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we get him on the phone?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello? You know, I bet he's still screaming is what I would. Can't talk.

[Josh Arnold]

So he also got charged with arson.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Set the garage.

[Tom Griswold]

What a day I'm having. Good Lord.

[Chick McGee]

I think the penalty.

[Jess Hooker]

How big was it that it caught

[Josh Arnold]

the garage on time served, I'm gonna say.

[Tom Griswold]

But don't you think. Don't. Don't you guys think.

[Christy Lee]

Think.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you guys think that woman's at the bottom of this somewhere? Probably pissed him off. You're no good for nothing. Why don't you just go cut it off and set fire to it? Well, I could just see that happen.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll show you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll show you.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? And then he thinks maybe I shouldn't have shown her.

[Al Jackson]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, first of all, this hurt me

[Josh Arnold]

more than it hurt her.

[Tom Griswold]

Chris, let me tell you. You indeed showed her. Okay, but my goodness, that's awful.

[Chick McGee]

They're has to be.

[Tom Griswold]

There has to be.

[Jess Hooker]

There's more to this.

[Chick McGee]

Perhaps an intoxicant was involved. I won't have what he's having.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there has to be a list

[Tom Griswold]

or something where cutting your genitals off is way down the list. Right. Of stuff you're going to do to get back at your.

[Chick McGee]

But don't forget.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Then you got to set him on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

To hide the evidence. Or was he that mad at them?

[Tom Griswold]

Probably hide the evidence.

[Chick McGee]

Severe, severe mental illness, I would guess.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Speculating.

[Josh Arnold]

Not in his right mind for sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, about that.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it wasn't even his garage. What?

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Well, see that's. Now. Now we have a problem.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, John, can I borrow your garage?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, honey, I gotta set my nuts on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Honey, did you tell Chris from next door he could borrow something in our garage.

[Chick McGee]

Shits.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that smell?

[Tom Griswold]

Honey, it's on fire.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I'm sorry. He was living in the home of the people that owned the garage.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess He's a renter.

[Jess Hooker]

36 years old, family member. 36 year old living.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll be the first to admit I was a rotten renter.

[Josh Arnold]

I. Oh, that's a couple with a story, isn't it? Oh, yeah, well, we rented out an Arab our house for an Airbnb and you know, they stained the carpet. You don't say. Well, let me tell you something.

[Chick McGee]

Chris is not roasting on my garage on fire. Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

We're standing where the garage used to be.

[Chick McGee]

There's more.

[Jess Hooker]

He said he told police he went to the garage, harmed himself by cutting off his penis with a kitchen knife, then poured gasoline on it and set it on fire on the floor of the garage just inside the door. He then walked away. I bet he limped.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope it was one of those badass walkaways too, where he slow motion,

[Chick McGee]

he doesn't look back. That's become such a trope.

[Jess Hooker]

Yikes. I hope you get whatever it is you need.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, a new penis, I think is

[Josh Arnold]

what he changed his name to Ken because he is smooth down there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, and so there. We got that out of the way.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we need to revisit it once an hour.

[Chick McGee]

Everything goes uphill from here.

[Josh Arnold]

That's our new traffic and weather.

[Chick McGee]

So is that worse than yesterday's story about the so called pubicare croissant?

[Josh Arnold]

That is worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, but just barely. That Cuban pubic hair croissant was.

[Jess Hooker]

That was a bakery in Thailand going viral for its pubic hair croissant. According to the Bangkok Post, the Saiwan Bake House in Pattaya offers what is locally called the more more aoi. I don't know how you pronounce that.

[Josh Arnold]

Who knows?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, the more oil croissant.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's not a word.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it's slang for pubic hair. Whatever. M O R A.

[Chick McGee]

But to be clear, it's not actual pubes.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, no, no. It's actually a hair like topping stuck to the pastry's cream. It's finely shredded dark seaweed which they call fat choy. And when dried, fat choy looks like black hair. And when soaked, it becomes soft and vermicelli like. And boy, the picture was very disturbing. It looked just like.

[Chick McGee]

And there's a ton of it.

[Jess Hooker]

A ton of it.

[Chick McGee]

It. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're generous with it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

70s bush like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So there you go there. Now we got the two disturbing stories out of the way.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Now we can move forward. And now, Christy, what's the best way for you to move forward?

[Jess Hooker]

The best way for me to move forward is in my Tucson Hybrid. That's right. The great folks at Hyundai are having their getaway sales event right now. You could get a deal so. Right. It almost feels wrong. Yes, great deals are on most, their most popular models. I can't talk today. Including their SUVs like the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe Hybrid. A bit tad burger than my Tucson, but the Tucson and the Tucson Hybrid, also on sale. Plus you could get the bold and stylish Elantra that's loaded with the latest in tech or go all electric with the Ionic 5 or Ionic 9. Get down to your local Hyundai dealer and get away with a deal right now. You're gonna love during the Hyundai getaway sales event. Or visit HyundaiUSA.com for more details.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Christy. By the way, if you go to this, this bakery in Thailand and you don't want the pubic hair all over the croissant, you order the Brazilian.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Just something ever gets disgusted if they order this thing and they find an actual hair in it, how would you know? Good point. The taste. Okay, well, thank you. Everything from here on up is going to be nice and pleasant. Is that correct? No, no, no, don't look at me. Self mutilation. No. Cooking of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Not that I know of.

[Chick McGee]

The gym.

[Jess Hooker]

We have some fun video clips people are looking at. We have a new Reese's Species flavor. The first time in 10 years Reese Cup.

[Chick McGee]

Well, good. We'll look forward to finding out all that. We got a great world record.

[Jess Hooker]

Although we do have to talk about sideburns. So hair is still in the news, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

And don't you dare touch yours. They are mag.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

One of the finest ever coming up, also one of my favorites, comedian Greg Hahn joining us in the studios, comedian Al Jackson. We'll talk with Al via satellite. Looking forward to that. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Howdy chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Howdy do. There's Josh Arnold.

[Greg Hahn]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. I'm trying to get some. Over here. I don't know if I can get this to work. There you go, Ace. You recognize this?

[Josh Arnold]

Except Balls to the Wall.

[Tom Griswold]

Balls to the.

[Josh Arnold]

The wall.

[Chick McGee]

The band is Accept.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know this.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it's a good song.

[Tom Griswold]

Exc.

[Josh Arnold]

Or acc.

[Chick McGee]

Now I'm playing.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm very 80s. Why are we playing this?

[Chick McGee]

Because we just had that story about the guy who cut off his own balls and set him on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Our balls on the floor, Balls on the ground. Ball.

[Chick McGee]

It's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, listen.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like Lemmy gymnastics. Who's that?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't remember this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, it was cool. I know. Ace. Ace is the one that turned me on.

[Josh Arnold]

Not 83. 83.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Except.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow, radio play and all that. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

But you got to say it like. You can't say it's acceptable.

[Jess Hooker]

Accept. You can't say, oh, here's accept.

[Chick McGee]

You can, but you'll be fired.

[Greg Hahn]

Accept.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I would give it the accept. So people didn't think it was accept.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, we're playing Balls to the Wall in honor of the story about the guy that cut off his own nuts and then set him on fire. Well, that's. That's commitment. You know what I like about the guy? He stuck to the bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he did. He did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He committed to the thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

You would think when he starts cutting it off, he would. He would have stopped at some point. Wow, this really hurts.

[Josh Arnold]

Paulie, what kitchen knife do you think he went with?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know, but I hope serrated.

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully not a butter knife.

[Chick McGee]

I'm dull. You don't have to hammer it.

[Josh Arnold]

A paring knife will do it, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Ooh, I guess one. One whack with one of those cleavers.

[Jess Hooker]

I guess he held it like a candle. Did he? When he was done.

[Chick McGee]

So you're suggesting he cut off his

[Jess Hooker]

penis and set it on fire? Do you think he held it up like a candle?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Did he try to light it like that?

[Chick McGee]

I just hope he. When he took the knife.

[Jess Hooker]

Knife?

[Chick McGee]

For my boy Scout training.

[Al Jackson]

You.

[Chick McGee]

You have it go out. You. You don't. You don't want to cut towards yourself because you might cut your stomach.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you don't want to get terrible.

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to get a paper cut in your belly button while you're slicing off your schlong. Yeah, this is a.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he set it on a workbench

[Jess Hooker]

and then sat on the floor, he said. No, I mean cutting it off while he was cutting. Yeah, I guess he would have to, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

That mean. That is willpower, man. Yeah, talk yourself into it.

[Tom Griswold]

And then keep going.

[Chick McGee]

And then again. And then he threw it in the floor, put. And then set it on fire.

[Jess Hooker]

The kitchen knife.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, like you said, Chick. The first hint of pain to not, not stop. Yes, he really.

[Jess Hooker]

And not just like an axe blow, I think.

[Chick McGee]

I imagine though, you'd be in shock.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he had to have been high or something.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it actually reminds me of a true story. Oh, another true story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's it. Well, you'll hear Yours truly, Arty Whiskey, frontier golfer with another true tale from the old West.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? As you know, I'm quite the avid golfer.

[Chick McGee]

I go out just about every day and play 18. One afternoon I decided to head on home after nine holes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, much to my surprise, I mosey

[Chick McGee]

up to my house and I see

[Tom Griswold]

another buggy in the driveway.

[Christy Lee]

Mm.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I gotta sneak in the house and I find my wife in bed with another fella. I was rather upset.

[Chick McGee]

I can see that.

[Tom Griswold]

I grabbed the guy, got him in a headlock, dragged him down to the garage, grabbed him by the manhood, stuck it in a vise and squeezed it real tight.

[Christy Lee]

Uh huh.

[Chick McGee]

He started screaming.

[Greg Hahn]

Oh, Artie, you're not gonna cut it off, are ya?

[Tom Griswold]

I said, no, you are. I'm gonna set the garage on fire.

[Chick McGee]

Johnny Whiskey. Similar.

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe our guy in Fort Wayne liked the joke.

[Josh Arnold]

That joke is so good.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Bob. We miss you. Oh, well, in any event, this. This poor guy's got some pretty serious issues. Not to mention the fact that he's been charged with arson.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, talk about kicking a man when he's down.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and what was your phrase if you were the judge? Time served. Yeah, okay. All right, all right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I have a manly question. Well, it's for anybody really, but I think women would do the right thing here. I don't know about we guys. Okay, I had to assemble three office chairs yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Three?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I got three new desk chairs because I have three places that I want them and.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Your office here?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, home.

[Chick McGee]

You have an office at your house?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

What do you do there?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, chicken, we're just talking about you and, and how you. You are. Are mystified that we have anything going other than the four hours that we're in here. What does he do?

[Josh Arnold]

Right? We were literally just saying that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we were just saying when we leave the building. No, no, no, you're right.

[Josh Arnold]

We just sort of.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't say you're sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

We're like androids in your mind, aren't we? When you're done with us, we go home and just shut off. We just sit in chairs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And wait till I talk to us

[Josh Arnold]

until the next morning.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

I'd be curious to see what you have in your office.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Well, you're welcome to come by and.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all right. What do you have in your office, Mr. Big Time?

[Chick McGee]

A couple computers.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have your office? You have an office?

[Chick McGee]

I've got a nice two sliding glass doors.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that. That's. That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can slip outside.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the kind of office I would like.

[Chick McGee]

And what do you call. They're like those barn doors. What do you call those, Chris?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Barn doors.

[Chick McGee]

No, they're. They're on wheels and they go.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. They do actually call them barn doors, but they're glass.

[Chick McGee]

And then the dogs come in with me and we. We work.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I love that.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Then if I go take a break or get a nice tea, they follow me because I don't know what that. I don't know what they think they're gonna miss.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

You know, fellas, I'm gonna go get a nice tea. I'll be right back. Oh, no, we're gonna follow you.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That is sweet, though.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you have any memorabilia on your walls? Do you have. You have ask people this all the time.

[Chick McGee]

What's, like, the most famous, very fair? No, no. I might have. I may have. There's no Bob and Tom stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

There's no signed baseball or Zappa poster. Yeah, I don't have.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna know. That would be in my office here. No.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I mean. I mean, I might have a couple, like, things. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I will never forget the look on his face and the pure joy when you told him that you put these office chairs in your office. You have an office? What do you do there?

[Jess Hooker]

Not only that, he has three different places. He needs an office chair.

[Chick McGee]

It's room for the seat three. So I assume there's a dining room table and a conference chair and a refrigerator in there.

[Josh Arnold]

The dining room table is a separate entity.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

And, of course, I couldn't just buy a dining room table. I bought. It's round. It seats four. That's what. And you can flip the top over, and it's a poker table.

[Jess Hooker]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

So. Yeah. Because why? I'll use that more than I will just a dining room.

[Chick McGee]

Because I have a rule that I like to live by. A dinner party should never be more than eight, preferably six. And it should be a round table.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I get that. I hate it. When we were having dinner the other night and there was whatever, a table for 16 next to us, and so everyone's screaming and shouting the whole time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that can be tough.

[Chick McGee]

A nice round table. That's exactly what I wanted at my house.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you get one?

[Chick McGee]

Shut up, Christian.

[Josh Arnold]

So I have. I put together three new office chairs.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

How long did it take?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, maybe an hour, hour 10, something like that.

[Chick McGee]

Allen wrench.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. But I ended up using. For. For a lot of the Allen wrenching, I used a smaller drill with the bed.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Chick McGee]

Are these chairs identical?

[Josh Arnold]

They are, yeah. Yeah. And they're nice. Oh, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I have questions.

[Tom Griswold]

He is absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of important to know that they are identical because. So the first one I put together using the directions.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Went fine. The direct. I was. This was one of the rare cases where I was smarter than the directions.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

The directions wanted you to assemble a few things on the wheels, and that made. That ended up being completely problematic because everything. It kept moving around when I was trying to. And so I went, no, no, I can just assemble this top part first and then put it on the wheels. That worked perfectly. Anyway, the first one. Follow the directions to a T. Or, you know, it went great. So the second one. I don't need the directions. I just did it.

[Jess Hooker]

Right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there was a step where four of the screws required washers. I put the four screws in. No washers. I totally forgot about the washers. I realized this after the chair is assembled. Would you guys go back, take those four screws off, put the washers on, or would you just say I. Forget it?

[Jess Hooker]

I'd say, forget it.

[Chick McGee]

Do the washers prevent the screws from coming out?

[Josh Arnold]

No idea.

[Jess Hooker]

Do they prevent the screws from going all the way into the wood or.

[Josh Arnold]

There was nothing like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I've always been. I think washers are the single greatest hoax ever pulled on. What is the American pump? Yeah, I mean, they can say it's. Oh, yeah, it helps keep the screw. No, it just.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'd leave it if I did

[Josh Arnold]

not go back and put the washers on. No, I went. It's done. I'm not gonna.

[Chick McGee]

Like. I can see the. I can see the video now. It shows this scene Then. And then. Then the. The chiron says a few weeks later. That shows Josh in a hospital bed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The chair collapsed and I broke my clavicle.

[Josh Arnold]

Your insurance won't cover it because you didn't assemble it correctly.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't put the washers on. We've got it on video.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't even get the money back because you clearly.

[Chick McGee]

But don't you hate it when you do put something together and then there's what is obviously a critical part and it's lying on the floor and you go, oh, wait a minute. Where's that supposed to go?

[Jess Hooker]

Just put that chair in your least used room.

[Josh Arnold]

That is exactly what I. The one. The chair that I'm gonna use the least. That's. That's exactly what's going on. So that's a great idea.

[Chick McGee]

And the room you use the least, of course, is your office.

[Josh Arnold]

And so the third one, everything. You know that I remember the washers and everything. And then it did. They did send extra parts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that would drive me a little crazy if two of the chairs had washers in the one.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the thing.

[Chick McGee]

Did you consider hiring out?

[Tom Griswold]

It would not.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh, no. That. Not for this.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

You can always go. You can always, on a rainy Sunday, go back and do it.

[Chick McGee]

If it's screws, as they went in, maybe will they come out and go back without stripping?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they will. There was no Allen wrench.

[Chick McGee]

Screws or Phillips or.

[Josh Arnold]

Those were also. Allen wrench. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You ever noticed there's a law that if you're. Especially if you're doing work up high, if you climb up a ladder and you need a screwdriver, if you get up there, if it's a Phillips, you've got a flathead.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's just the law of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Solved that issue.

[Chick McGee]

And if. Or if you get up there and you're plugging something in, it's going to be a three prong and you've only got.

[Josh Arnold]

It's always prong out. Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The screwdriver dilemma I've solved by getting is. I have those screwdrivers with the reversible hand. That's great. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That man should be Nobel Prize.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I bought one of those too. Those are fantastic.

[Josh Arnold]

I shouldn't feel too bad for not adding those. And then I took the extra parts. They're in a tiny little Ziploc and with. With the Allen. The original Allen wrench. And those go near office desk and

[Jess Hooker]

you label them and say office chair parts.

[Chick McGee]

That building In New York. That's collapsing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Seen that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You know why that? It's because they didn't use the washers. Ouch.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I heard.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I was worried about. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Who.

[Chick McGee]

Who, by the way, who issued that permit? We're going to take this giant building and put another building on top of it. Everything will be just fine. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I saw like the ultrasound or whatever it was.

[Chick McGee]

We've just seen the collapsed posts. Yeah, I. Yeah, I don't think I'll be moving.

[Jess Hooker]

How are they going to sell those now? Oh, luxury apartments. Wouldn't you want to live here? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Even when they redo them, do you

[Chick McGee]

want to live the one floor below where the posts were collapsing?

[Jess Hooker]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

So they.

[Chick McGee]

They put a heavy building on top of this building? Yeah. If you haven't seen some of that video, do yourself a favor.

[Jess Hooker]

The old Pfizer building in midtown Manhattan, and they're turning it into luxury apartments.

[Chick McGee]

But, yeah, apparently that's really difficult. By the way, these. I was talking to a friend of mine that does this sort of thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, the conversions are different.

[Chick McGee]

Convert. Converting an office to individual units because,

[Josh Arnold]

well, the piping has to be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Think about it. An office, usually there's. You're not gonna have individual air conditioning units. You're not gonna have toilets.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

So it's not as easy as it sounds, but that may be the future. But very expensive. And again, in this case, when I heard. First heard about it, I wonder. I wonder why it's collapsing. And then I saw the video. Oh, they put a new building on top of the old building. That's smart. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And those places can be cool, though. Like the old ballparks. They convert into apartments.

[Jess Hooker]

They did that here.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that sweet?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, it could be fine.

[Josh Arnold]

But. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, I wouldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you like putting things together?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I put together a warbler yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

A warbler. You can ask me what a warbler is.

[Josh Arnold]

I know the warbler is the bird. I know the bird. Was it a giant wooden bird?

[Jess Hooker]

No, a warbler is your clothes.

[Chick McGee]

Please tell me it's a sexual device. No, please tell me that the. The Warbler 3000 oscillates. Oscillates. Oscillates so fast that hummingbirds can't hear.

[Jess Hooker]

Does.

[Chick McGee]

It's guaranteed to deliver an orgasm within 30 seconds or your money back. The Warbler 3.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's not oscillos.

[Jess Hooker]

It does oscillate, though. It's A dome shaped object that has three feet on it, kind of looks like a little spacecraft. And in the center of it, it has this oscillating thing and you stick it in your bird bath and it keeps the. So that mosquitoes don't lay eggs. And the birds, when you told your

[Chick McGee]

husband about this, did he take a shotgun to his head or a revolver?

[Jess Hooker]

No, he didn't have anything to do with it. But I had to use D batteries. Nobody has those lying around. Yeah, I had to go to the

[Chick McGee]

store because all these new dildos are what? They're all plugging rechargeable.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Small enough to keep purse, I think.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I mean, I had birds on the bird bath within probably a half hour. And a chipmunk, he liked it too.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I got a menagerie over there.

[Chick McGee]

Animals are taking over the world. I got a memo yesterday from or a copy of something from the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And in a place not too far from where I grew up, which is suburb, suburb, suburb. It's not like any even remotely rural. There was a black bear behind the Trader Joe's.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, he knows what he likes. Yeah, they have good stuff.

[Chick McGee]

And we've been getting all these stories out of Japan with bears everywhere, you

[Josh Arnold]

know, that is some of the finest customers.

[Chick McGee]

And then bears, bears in Nashville, they're. They're really everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

I will visit again.

[Jess Hooker]

We have a great bear story in the news today. If you have not seen this video, dog is man's best friend for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

And then so I was, I sent the article to my sister and she goes, they had to get someone over to her house to get the owl out of their house.

[Tom Griswold]

House in the house.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did she at least get her invite to Hogwarts?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I hope so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she lives there.

[Tom Griswold]

She might be a wizard.

[Jess Hooker]

And then I told you about the time the owl came and swept the dove right off my bird feeder last week, didn't I?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did he eat it?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. I had no idea owls ate doves, but apparently I served.

[Chick McGee]

Our show today is just terrible. Yeah, we've got doves being eaten. We got a guy cutting his nuts off and roasting them.

[Tom Griswold]

And now, aren't doves a universal sign of peace?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Greg Hahn]

Not today.

[Josh Arnold]

Peace, boys.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Peace Queer. It's time for you to leave. By the way, Peace Queer is the title of a Todd Snyder album. Another. Another guy that I miss so much. Well, now.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's sports.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's my favorite sports cast of all time.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think we did the world record.

[Chick McGee]

We got into the world record.

[Josh Arnold]

Teacher. You didn't give us homework.

[Tom Griswold]

Teacher. What about you?

[Chick McGee]

I think this why I saw this world record and I specifically grabbed it knowing you'd like it and you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's fine comedically.

[Josh Arnold]

He can't. He's not allowed.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not.

[Josh Arnold]

If you got it because you knew he'd like. It's a deal.

[Al Jackson]

He just can't.

[Tom Griswold]

But you act like that's all I do is. But that's how we started talking about. You don't really think we're people. We don't exist.

[Josh Arnold]

Other than we disappear into the back room.

[Chick McGee]

You have a handful of interests.

[Jess Hooker]

I really, really, really believe we would get so many viral hits if we did a home tour of all of our homes one day. We all went to each other's houses. I think it would be interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's the thing I already wrestle with. How public do I want to be?

[Jess Hooker]

No, there's that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not ever going to happen. Okay? That's the only problem.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, the only thing unusual about my house, I guess, is the urinal and the. The in the master. Or what are you calling in the primary. The primary bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I believe it's the owners.

[Chick McGee]

I think we've posted a picture of my urinal, didn't we?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we did.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

With a picture of Mark over it.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We've all seen your urine.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, we would have preferred a picture of you not using it at the time.

[Jess Hooker]

So when you get up and pee and you're quiet, you pee in the urinal and don't flush it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

You have a urinal cake?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you have in there? Do you have the mat or do you have a cake or do you pour ice in?

[Chick McGee]

Ace was kind enough to get me some urinal cakes. Very thoughtful gift.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you spray everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they have your face on?

[Chick McGee]

You gotta. You gotta lean in.

[Tom Griswold]

You and that massive hog with the urinal.

[Chick McGee]

You've really got to lean in and hug the thing. Because of the blowback.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot of blowback.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, There it is.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we've had an exciting morning. We got a guy roasting his own nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Isn't that rough?

[Tom Griswold]

And doves being killed.

[Josh Arnold]

And I think that will be a Netflix documentary at some point. I think so, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the one? The high school one with the. The lovers and the crash.

[Jess Hooker]

Crash. It's terrible.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, those aren't for me.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up. Happy news we have a sideburns in the news. We have a bizarre story about.

[Tom Griswold]

And this swell world record post.

[Chick McGee]

One of the oddities of the post, Taylor Swift New York marriage experience. We got a happy elephant story, a happy dog story, and a cool T. Rex story. Oh, and a bizarre story about sheep.

[Josh Arnold]

Who needs TV when you've got T. Rex?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, one of my favorite lines ever in a song.

[Tom Griswold]

Who did that? Bowie did. Bowie.

[Chick McGee]

Right there. Bowie wrote it, but it was not the Hoople.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Great song. Great song. Now, that's all on the way. And I'm very excited about that and excited for you for being kind enough to listen to us.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

I'm excited to find out that we're

[Tom Griswold]

out in the field.

[Chick McGee]

Josh has an office

[Tom Griswold]

and we have homes.

[Chick McGee]

Josh's. Josh is composing his.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have epic. We have electricity and running water and all sorts of things.

[Chick McGee]

Read the article I sent you yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

I did, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It wasn't surprising, but still very sad.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we might. We might want to discuss that on the radio. Yeah, no, it's a shame we don't have a radio show. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio, and we love O'Reilly Auto Parts. Thank you so much. And this is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment to share?

[Tom Griswold]

Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Oh, hey. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Jess Hooker's here.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Greg Hahn]

Yes.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick and hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, more rules about what you have to do if you want to travel with me.

[Greg Hahn]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But first, I thought all you did

[Tom Griswold]

was obey the rules.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what. That's the essence of this. It's my understanding that we with Godwin is suffering with some issues involving his surgery, but he'll be back tomorrow. And I understand we have a special guest coming in to.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, look at this guy.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not Jeff. He looks like him. Oh, it said septic.

[Tom Griswold]

Right here in the studio.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm in the big studio with all you radio legends.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Stuff between Jess and Christy, you kind of smell it.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm in between two pieces of sexy bread. Sexy bread.

[Tom Griswold]

Sexy brand.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I listen to you guys a lot. I know Pat's been out a lot, and I don't mean to kick a Man.

[Greg Hahn]

When he's down.

[Josh Arnold]

But I would like to audition for Pat's role on the show.

[Chick McGee]

Can you sing?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we're about to find out. I know you guys like. I know you guys like parodies.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So how about a little Ed Zeppelin

[Tom Griswold]

to kick it off?

[Josh Arnold]

There's a lady who's froze. Cause she's clogged the commode. Just reach for the phone, call it Sept.

[Chick McGee]

That's very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

When it gets there, she knows there's more. Her drains will soon flow. For all that was needed was a snake. I'm getting the head out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. Beautiful.

[Greg Hahn]

Get the.

[Chick McGee]

Get the head out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That clog has got to go. Go, go, go, go. Just don't use Drano. Don't you use Drano?

[Chick McGee]

Ed Zeppelin.

[Josh Arnold]

Got a cloth like.

[Greg Hahn]

Got a cloth like.

[Josh Arnold]

Better call Ed this time.

[Chick McGee]

And Septic. Ladies and gentlemen, as Ed Zeppelin.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, I know you're more of a traditional standards kind of guy.

[Chick McGee]

I am indeed.

[Josh Arnold]

So I got something for you. Regrets. I've had a few. A poo or two. The Large Dimension.

[Greg Hahn]

Get it?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm old Brown eye. Snakes and plungers. Snakes and plungers used together. And they'll work wonders.

[Greg Hahn]

Yay.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you're a Dean Martin fan, so how about a little something from the King of Scott stool? When the poo liquefies and it shoots between your thighs. Diarrhea. And the toilet won't flush and it's starting to gush. Call up Mia.

[Greg Hahn]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Did I pass the audition? Oh, I don't mean to take your

[Tom Griswold]

job, Pat, but you can stay home.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think Godwin might. Might have. Have some competition there.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Get the ad out a little. A Led Zeppelin tribute.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure if Mr. Page and Mr. Plant would be that keen on selling it, but if he can get the rights.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

That is. That is very nice. Well, a couple things we need to get to here. We have been joined by our resident chef, and Jess Hooker is here with us. Good to see you again, Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

You too, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

A couple quick things you missed yesterday. We had a unusual dish emerging from. Was it Korea?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Thailand.

[Tom Griswold]

Thailand. All happens in Thailand.

[Jess Hooker]

The Pattaya Bakery's hairy croissant that looks like pubic hair.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

We have a shot of this Joy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, have you not seen it?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, there it is. Yeah, It's a croissant with a cream inside. And then this. It's called Fat Fat Choi, which is actually a seaweed product.

[Josh Arnold]

Here comes Old fat choy.

[Jess Hooker]

It looks like pubic hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Slowly.

[Chick McGee]

It's not like a little bit. It. It's. There's as much. There's as much of the pubic hair looking vegetation as there is the quaff.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like they took Mr. T's mohawk and put it on the croissant.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it looks exactly like.

[Jess Hooker]

I know you do a lot of great things for us, but do not make this for us.

[Christy Lee]

I. I'm curious if I could find the seaweed.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know if you could find that finally shredded.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, I.

[Greg Hahn]

Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Because when you say it, I bet you eat.

[Chick McGee]

I'm like, okay, I bet you can find. Because you can find. There's a. Yeah. There's a place around the corner from here that has everything.

[Al Jackson]

I also.

[Josh Arnold]

I love seaweed and I love croissants. I don't want to. Seaweed croissant.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

But it's. Again, it's one of those. It probably it.

[Josh Arnold]

You think it's better than we think

[Chick McGee]

because they soak it in some flavor of some sort. It's. It's probably the mouth feel would be weird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It just says when soaked, it becomes soft and vermicelli like absorbing flavors from dishes like stews and braises. That's how it's usually used.

[Chick McGee]

So it probably tastes amazing. It's just that. That the mouth feel would like tickling your. I'm not sure what it would be like.

[Christy Lee]

You guys don't like coconut, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like. Yeah, I like the taste of coconut, but that's.

[Chick McGee]

I can't stand it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the feel.

[Tom Griswold]

It feels like it. The mouth feels hair in your mouth, but who knows?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think you would care for that. No.

[Chick McGee]

But it is very 70s bush.

[Tom Griswold]

Like.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like Penthouse magazine. Bob Guccione, about 78. You know, he liked it when it went all the way up to the belly button.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. He got gynecological.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the old honey trail.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. So.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we like the bush all the way to the belly button.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It'd be fun to see if you could find a way to make this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I. Yeah. I don't know about a croissant, but what else could I put?

[Greg Hahn]

Making.

[Josh Arnold]

Making croissants have to be difficult.

[Christy Lee]

It is. It's very.

[Josh Arnold]

To really master it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a lot of flavor involved.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Lot of butter lamenting a lot of. Is that the white?

[Chick McGee]

And that's. That's why it's so incredibly delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I lament you add lemon to it as well.

[Christy Lee]

It's whatever you do where you make the layers on top of layers and it's over and over and over again

[Chick McGee]

and we're not paying the people who make them.

[Christy Lee]

Enough.

[Al Jackson]

Enough.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they are delicious.

[Christy Lee]

So good.

[Tom Griswold]

You like a croissant? Don't. Oh, my.

[Christy Lee]

The cronut. That's a thing where it's right.

[Greg Hahn]

I've never.

[Josh Arnold]

I never did try that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I just find the word offensive, so I won't eat one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like those. What do they call those?

[Tom Griswold]

Would you prefer dant or, I guess donut?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What are those called again?

[Josh Arnold]

Portmanteaus.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Portman. No, no. Can't stand those words now.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's sports.

[Chick McGee]

It is.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be back with the world right now.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have a. And I believe we're going to be joined by comedian Greg Hahn and comedian Al Jackson. Looking forward to talking to the guys this morning. And we'll have to update Ms. Hooker on a couple of other interesting things going on. Did you hear about the guy frying up his own nuts?

[Christy Lee]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We'll get. We'll get to that again.

[Christy Lee]

That's disturbing.

[Jess Hooker]

No, you said we could do it once and we'd be done.

[Chick McGee]

I got to explain it to our new visitor. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jess Hooker]

Likes any of this?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby here. I'm Chick McGee and Tom. We have a very special guest.

[Chick McGee]

The handsome factor is going way up in the room. It's Greg Han. Oh, wow.

[Greg Hahn]

Well, it's nice to be back here. Yeah, it's cool getting older, isn't it?

[Al Jackson]

It's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, great.

[Al Jackson]

You know what I mean?

[Greg Hahn]

I don't mind at all. You know, people say, let's make a day of it.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm out,

[Tom Griswold]

right?

[Greg Hahn]

I'm not doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

You know, fomo. I don't have fomo. I have faux hat. Yes. Fear of hating every second.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I've got that.

[Chick McGee]

Greg, it's great to see you. It's great to see you. Now A couple quick things here before we get back to the action. First off, Mr. Hahn, am I correct in saying it will be the Dayton Funny Bone tomorrow evening?

[Greg Hahn]

Back in the wild. Funny bone going crazy. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that just a one night thing?

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah, one show, one night.

[Chick McGee]

Perfect. That's all I can tolerate. Oh, that's gonna bring so much joy to so many. Many.

[Greg Hahn]

Well, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Now, many other gigs coming up, including Erie, Pennsylvania, Royal Oak, Michigan, Toledo, Ohio, Lowell, Arkansas, and then New Year's Eve in Waterford, Michigan at the famous. At the famous one night stands.

[Greg Hahn]

Guess what I'm opening for. Guess who? Nobody. I open for nobody. It's my show. It's in Waterford.

[Josh Arnold]

You're opening for 20, 27?

[Greg Hahn]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'll tell you what. If you've got a. If you've got a corporate party where you want the man.

[Christy Lee]

This.

[Chick McGee]

This. Because the corporate party season begins today. For Christmas, you gotta call Mr. Greg Hahn. I'll tell you how to do that in a few minutes. Speaking of cool things, we've got Bob and Tom shorts, We've got hats and a bunch of new T shirts. And look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at that hoodie, Tom. Yeah, I love that hoodie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I'm not really a hoodie guy, but I did wear a hoodie when I was on my little vacation.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of those cover you from the sun.

[Chick McGee]

It's a swimming hoodie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so it's a shitty.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know that. What the.

[Tom Griswold]

My.

[Jess Hooker]

A sun shirt with a hood.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

You're on vacation.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

Did you get one of those pictures drawn of you playing tennis with a gigantic head?

[Tom Griswold]

A caricature? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love those.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are my favorite things.

[Greg Hahn]

That was a joke.

[Josh Arnold]

How much. How much do.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Are we counting that if I joke?

[Josh Arnold]

If I buy, can I take you to like a theme park or a fair and have you sit for a caricature? Would you even be.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Quietly?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, those are silly.

[Greg Hahn]

It'll be a good job. You ever been to one of those things and they've got the. The entertainers that can do things. I'd like to. Wouldn't you love to be a hold still guy? You paint yourself silver and sit there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Greg Hahn]

That's the job. Did you see comedy to whole still guy?

[Chick McGee]

Did you see the whole steel guy at the. At the World Cup?

[Greg Hahn]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, he had. That's a trick. That's a magician's trick. It looks like he's floating in Midair, but he's holding a camera.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy who was holding his.

[Chick McGee]

The guy who was standing, he was

[Josh Arnold]

doing an impression of a statue, a famous statue in, like, Bogota or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, the Congo.

[Chick McGee]

And he stands up the entire game and never moves.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah, the whole game.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and never move.

[Josh Arnold]

His arm has to fall asleep.

[Christy Lee]

And he's in the crowd.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he's in the stands. Like, the people behind him are pissed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's a Saluter tradition. Rodin.

[Chick McGee]

You want to sit down, Mr. Sculpture? That. That guy.

[Josh Arnold]

So, Greg, you want to be a living statue?

[Greg Hahn]

It'd be fun, right? What is this, a podcast? I want to start a podcast.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, no. I mean, if I start a podcast

[Jess Hooker]

right now, you can't keep quiet that long.

[Greg Hahn]

I thought of this. I thought I'd like to.

[Al Jackson]

What?

[Greg Hahn]

No, I checked my phone or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way I'm going to be, like, your ex girlfriend. No movement at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you go.

[Greg Hahn]

What are you talking about? Francine Farwell

[Tom Griswold]

was a lovely girl.

[Chick McGee]

I can see why you dumped her.

[Greg Hahn]

No, I like those guys, the entertainers that can't do anything. They're. They're my favorite. You know, there are guys that can dance and whatnot. I like the guy, like, with the plat. With the box.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

And he stands on a piece of cardboard and shuffles around, and you realize that, oh, this guy can't do anything. He's just shuffling.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't you feel kind of sorry for him?

[Greg Hahn]

No, I love. Well, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know, that silver paint's got to get everywhere, and it's all over sheets and everything. You know, it is.

[Chick McGee]

It creeps me out. Me, too, because, you know, they're not allowed to talk, and then they've got, you know, some people coming up to them and saying stupid stuff, trying to

[Tom Griswold]

get them to laugh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They are weirdos.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What's. What's your angle?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you really doing here?

[Chick McGee]

You're hoping. You're hoping a pigeon comes by, you know, because they.

[Jess Hooker]

They know you think they're, like, wanted by the FBI or something.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, there was a guy in Chicago that was painted gold or something, and he was really good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they can be amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did he move?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

That seems like a hard way to make a loop.

[Chick McGee]

So he was good at not moving.

[Tom Griswold]

It looked like all he had was a cane, and he would sit balanced. It didn't look like. He looked like he was floating and the cane was touching the ground, but that was it.

[Josh Arnold]

I was lucky. Enough to see one of those guys pack up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Where all of a sudden he broke. Took his little case, his money, like his little cash box or whatever, and

[Tom Griswold]

then walked off, broke it down.

[Chick McGee]

It's always weird, like when you see a Santa Claus putting gas in his car. You need a roadie to do that.

[Jess Hooker]

They pay taxes on that money, do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I. I would hope not. And I would hope the IRS wouldn't chase those guys.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, that'll solve our economy problems. Yeah, get all the mime guys, get their big money and go after them. Okay, well, let's see now. We have managed to go more than two hours without squeezing in any sports.

[Al Jackson]

Our.

[Chick McGee]

Our sportscast.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. It's time for Stupid World Records.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we gotta. I gotta say before we get to that, that you're not just broadcasting from any desk. That's the NHTSA sports desk starring Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right, because speed will catch up to you. Don't speed. This message brought to you by Nitza.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

World cup games real quick, tonight at 1600. Oh, that's 4.

[Jess Hooker]

4O'.

[Tom Griswold]

Clock.

[Chick McGee]

4.

[Tom Griswold]

4O'. Clock, that's right, 4.

[Chick McGee]

What countries use the 12 hour clock from?

[Jess Hooker]

A lot of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, many, many. There are Patriots Stadium, Morocco and France. France, one of the favorites, of course. Spain and Belgium at 1500 tomorrow. That's 3. 300.

[Greg Hahn]

300, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Saturday, two games. Norway and England. Of course, I'm still cheering for England, but Norway is looking like they are

[Chick McGee]

Norway in a bottle, Mr. Hahn. Norway. Those are the guys. Did you see the video of the guys on the escalator rope rowing?

[Greg Hahn]

No, I didn't see that either.

[Chick McGee]

The fans, they sit 2 by 2 by 2 by 2 on an escalator and then they pretend that they're rowing a boat.

[Greg Hahn]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And it looks incredibly cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Then after they won, the whole stands was rowing. It was so cool. It was really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And now I think. Swiss. No, Scandinavian Airlines has a commercial where a plane's flying through the air and it has oars out the side of it.

[Chick McGee]

So cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's moving the plane. Yeah, that's fun. Really. And then tomorrow afternoon at 2100.

[Jess Hooker]

That's tough math.

[Tom Griswold]

900? Yeah. Oh yeah, you're the marine. Give me hundreds, will you? Nine hundred. Okay. Argentina. Yeah, Argentina and Messi and Switzerland in Kansas City. And that brings us to our stupid world where a group of aerospace engineering students.

[Josh Arnold]

What do they know?

[Tom Griswold]

In Bologna, Italy. Is it art? Bologna has first they've claimed the Guinness world record for the largest paper aircraft.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You can see why I would think Chick would like that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because he's always making paper airplanes and heaving them at us. In this room I try to lighten

[Tom Griswold]

the moon some mornings you need a good paper airplaney.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know and you're pretty good at it. He's very, very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Benefits of being an only child. That's right. The aircraft dubbed Icarus. The students aircraft measured 23ft long with a wingspan of 65.75ft.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see now that I took the time and trouble to do a little homework on this. The original Wright brothers Wright flyer had a wingspan of only 40ft. So this is quite the feat.

[Josh Arnold]

But did they get it airborne?

[Tom Griswold]

It was made entirely from paper and glue and successfully flew the required 49ft.

[Josh Arnold]

How do we feel about the glue?

[Chick McGee]

I see to me that takes it out of.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be all folding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Paper and glue. Glue opens up a hole. But it's.

[Chick McGee]

But it is supposedly the world's largest paper airplane.

[Jess Hooker]

Do we have a video? Oh, there it is. Oh.

[Greg Hahn]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't look like your traditional paper.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not at all.

[Chick McGee]

It looks kind of like the Wright brothers original plane.

[Jess Hooker]

So it's kind of just a paint. It's an airplane made out of paper. Not.

[Tom Griswold]

But how do they get it off the ground?

[Chick McGee]

And I. Are those. What are those struts? Are those poles? See that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, even if they're made they're like paper mache and I don't care for that. I think that's too strong.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

This doesn't count.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice try fellas.

[Christy Lee]

Bogus.

[Tom Griswold]

Just paper. Paper and folding. That's all.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Is there a classification for that? I wonder. Just a classic.

[Chick McGee]

I hope so. Folded paper. I mean they're engineers and it's kind of cool. But I mean if they're using glue it shouldn't count. You know where you. That when they did they did fly it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

It flew.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It did fly the required 49ft.

[Chick McGee]

Landed on a legal pad by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Nice big piece.

[Josh Arnold]

And it had the lanes so you could. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Lines of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

So basically legal pads. Big piece of paper. Craig.

[Greg Hahn]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure you're familiar with the law.

[Greg Hahn]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

The legal landed on a legal pad.

[Chick McGee]

You see the whole.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you'd like that one.

[Tom Griswold]

I do. I like it very much.

[Greg Hahn]

You're good at the paper.

[Chick McGee]

Is there make the paper.

[Greg Hahn]

You should make one maybe. When you get a chance. Let's fly it around a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

No, actually someone came into the studio and bald my latest one and threw it in the trash.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna say JFK Junior over there. Yeah, crushed it.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

There's 10 of them laying around. We'll find another one.

[Chick McGee]

We need to find if there's a record for a paper. Only paper. Erro Airplane. Yeah, without the glue.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they do something like that at Purdue. Engineering school later they do the thing

[Chick McGee]

where you have to throw an egg off a building.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they do that.

[Chick McGee]

That's so cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Did that in fifth grade.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we had to do that too.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we had to do that.

[Chick McGee]

I'll explain. The idea is to take an uncooked egg.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

walk us through this, will you, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Look what I'm dealing with. It's like talking to my dog. You have to throw it off a building, have it land without breaking the egg. So the engineers, the geniuses is. They figure out ways to do that. It's pretty cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Geniuses.

[Jess Hooker]

Like you said, like in fifth grade.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah, like my balloon flinger that I fire at boats I don't like as they go by. Yes. The Greg Han straight.

[Jess Hooker]

Are they. Are they water balloons?

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You got your own.

[Josh Arnold]

Straight ahead over there.

[Greg Hahn]

A lot of people call it the Intercoastal, but not me.

[Chick McGee]

You got gators in that thing?

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah, we got some gators. Sharks. We got it all over there. Yeah, we've good time. It's the condo on the Intercoastal with the hoa.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Greg Hahn]

We have the big HOA meeting, you know, we kick it off with a pledge of allegiance and at the very end, Carol does a flyby in her scooter.

[Tom Griswold]

Way to go, Carol.

[Greg Hahn]

She times it perfect. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Are you. Are you in the penthouse?

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah, I'm in the penthouse. Yeah. It's good up there. Nice.

[Chick McGee]

What city are you in, technically?

[Greg Hahn]

North Lauderdale.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, there's no need to answer any of this.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have the elevator that opens right into your penthouse?

[Greg Hahn]

No, I don't have that yet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's the goal, right?

[Greg Hahn]

Is that it?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I'll do it.

[Chick McGee]

That always scares me.

[Jess Hooker]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

What if.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, what if someone hits the wrong button and then all of a sudden,

[Tom Griswold]

oh, look, you're there.

[Chick McGee]

Look at this loser.

[Tom Griswold]

Naked, brushing your teeth. You're looking for the floor below.

[Chick McGee]

Well. So can I come visit you in Lauderdale?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Greg Hahn]

Come on down. It's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah, we'll walk.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the. You Got the drums, and I did

[Greg Hahn]

bring the drums up. I just bought a big electric set up there.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Greg Hahn]

I spent a bunch of money on soundproofing for the wall between me and Carol.

[Chick McGee]

That's the HOA lady.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the copter going. The mini remote control copter.

[Greg Hahn]

Not yet. Good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you got to do that.

[Greg Hahn]

I forgot about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Fly that around. Those big high ceilings.

[Chick McGee]

So does your balcony face the Intercoastal?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. Why not? Gorgeous view.

[Greg Hahn]

And the Goodyear blimp.

[Chick McGee]

I love the blimp, you know?

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah, it's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been in it so high up. He just looks right straight at him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Waves in the penthouse. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I had to. I had to fly into Midway a couple of weeks ago. You ever notice when you're flying into Midway, at one point you look out your window and you can see in some guy's apartment?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't want to live there. Because I'd be thinking, one of these days somebody's going to have a little issue. What do you mean it's foggy? Well, as a wing. Wing comes through your dining room.

[Greg Hahn]

It is funny, though. I sit there, I am on the end of a private Runway, private airport, you know, jets taken off and planes or whatnot. And I do, many times I've been talking to somebody and I'm like, this guy needs to pull up.

[Chick McGee]

And I Way I've been on that plane.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

I have a couple question.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

For when you're done.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, there's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Also, Tom, we have a special guest

[Chick McGee]

in the studio that is one handsome man. It's comedian Greg Hahn.

[Greg Hahn]

I'm auditioning a new hair color. Rainbow trout.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I believe Jess had a question, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

I do. I need your guys help. I have, I need to know what kind of shoe I'm wearing. Okay. Because I want to look it up and I want more of these.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

What is this called?

[Jess Hooker]

It's a mule.

[Christy Lee]

It's a mule.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's not a slide. It's not a.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's a super mule.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't have a back.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a tennis shoe that you slip on.

[Josh Arnold]

They're cool.

[Tom Griswold]

It's an Asics, I believe.

[Jess Hooker]

A six mule.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. That's what I needed to know.

[Chick McGee]

Like the donkey.

[Jess Hooker]

Just ask your girlfriend. Girl. Come on. He's got.

[Chick McGee]

Does that slap your your heel as you walk?

[Christy Lee]

It does. And that's what I don't like. It sounds Like a flip flop when I'm walking through the hall. Yes, like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I might be able to fix that. Give me your shoe and I'm just gonna huff it real quick.

[Jess Hooker]

Or you can velcro your foot to the back. Tape it down.

[Christy Lee]

Some boob tape.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, there is boob tape.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they use boob tape, Tom, all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you do it all the time? Fashion shows and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's all tape.

[Josh Arnold]

But many regular. Regular brads use the boob tape to tape what?

[Chick McGee]

To tape their clothes on.

[Jess Hooker]

Kind of clothes on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so they don't fly off.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Is it.

[Jess Hooker]

I can bring you in some.

[Chick McGee]

I have it called boob tape. Or did they go with a more alliterative. Alliterative body adhesive.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean mine's actually.

[Jess Hooker]

Actually called boob tape?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They recalled the Janet Jackson Brad brand faulty. A joke would have killed 20 years ago.

[Chick McGee]

I enjoyed it a lot.

[Jess Hooker]

He still hates Justin Timberlake.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. To this day.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Single handedly ruined radio for a while.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

When. When I travel, I. I really prefer that. I would really prefer if my girls and Kelly if they wore regular shoes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

What do they wear?

[Chick McGee]

They wear flip flops.

[Al Jackson]

Flops.

[Chick McGee]

This little. It just. I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Those are nice. You can slide them on and off.

[Chick McGee]

Then you get to the airport, you got to walk 80 gates. And I like to wear real shoes.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like that noise either.

[Jess Hooker]

Is this part of your rules for traveling with Tom? No flip flops?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, unfortunately they don't obey any of my rules. My key rule. Yeah, I like to get there super early.

[Jess Hooker]

Hate that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm right there with you, Tom. Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm the last one on the plane.

[Tom Griswold]

Earlier the better.

[Chick McGee]

You know, her logic is if everything goes right, we'll make the blank.

[Josh Arnold]

Greg, you probably.

[Greg Hahn]

When I travel with a girl, I got boundaries. Yeah. I mean, never, never look me in the eye.

[Josh Arnold]

Always walk two steps behind me.

[Tom Griswold]

So now you don't like the flip flop sound. And somebody doesn't like the way you chew.

[Chick McGee]

You chew you guys up. So maybe you put the two together.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Somehow be like a nice rhythm bed.

[Josh Arnold]

Put your gum on her heel. Now you're not chewing it. Now her shoe's stuck.

[Chick McGee]

See, I have.

[Greg Hahn]

You're a good traveler, Tom. You like to do. You like to go on like the tours and whatnot? No.

[Chick McGee]

Hate him.

[Greg Hahn]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Greg Hahn]

My man. I always say the shuttle from the airport to the hotel. You just took the tour. Yeah, that's it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Greg Hahn]

You know, people like we're gonna go see this. I'm like, doesn't your room have a window? But it's Frank. Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in India.

[Greg Hahn]

Oh, we're gonna stomp around in garbage. Perfect. Hey, some of these beaches might not have raw sewage.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, speaking of garbage, we've got garbage in the news.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, we're gonna do that again.

[Chick McGee]

This is a weird story.

[Jess Hooker]

Garbage story. I thought we were talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is.

[Chick McGee]

This is kind of interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

Proclaimed artist is selling cubes of garbage he collects from around New York City.

[Christy Lee]

And they're.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no one I love more than a self proclaimed artist.

[Jess Hooker]

His name is Justin Gignac. He sells what he describes as sculptures on his website called New York City Garbage.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Gignac, line two for you.

[Jess Hooker]

The meticulously curated cubes offer a glimpse into and around the city through its refuse, including crushed cans, balloons, candy wrappers, subway cards. Mr. Gignac has even collected trash from recent historic events like Taylor Swift's wedding and the Nathan's hot dog eating contest. Each item described online as a quote unquote sculpture is sealed inside a tiny plastic cube. I saw these on the New York Post yesterday, and they won't apparently smell or leak.

[Chick McGee]

So you can get a cigarette butt that was in front of Madison Square Garden in a plastic cube.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what he uses. I saw, like confetti and the night

[Tom Griswold]

the Knicks won the championship.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Prices range from $25 for pocket garbage to $125 for, like the special edition Taylor Swift wedding garbage.

[Chick McGee]

And it says it's embossed on it. New York City garbage.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it look kind of neat or.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. It looks like.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, like that.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Greg Hahn]

What is it? What am I looking at?

[Josh Arnold]

You are looking at garbage and plastic.

[Jess Hooker]

Plastic cubes of garbage.

[Greg Hahn]

Where do you put that?

[Jess Hooker]

On your desk right next to your.

[Chick McGee]

Right next to your money shredder. Garbage.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, they're big enough to where that one has a full beer can in it or something and the other one looks like it has a hockey puck.

[Tom Griswold]

They are a lot bigger than I thought they'd be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I guess it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a Frisbee in that one?

[Chick McGee]

Conversation starter.

[Josh Arnold]

A puck.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a puck?

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, what about this one? More than 800 pounds of peanut butter have been spread across a museum floor in the Netherlands. Did you see this story?

[Greg Hahn]

No, but now we're talking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

The tribute honors Dutch artist Wim T. Shippers, who died last month. He was known for his conceptual art, first created the peanut butter floor way back in 1969 as part of his floor covering series.

[Chick McGee]

Peanut butter floor.

[Tom Griswold]

Someday I'm gonna use chocolate syrup.

[Jess Hooker]

He's used glass shards and salt in his other coverings.

[Chick McGee]

The peanut butter man's an artistic genius.

[Jess Hooker]

Is now on display at a museum. I'm not even going to begin to pronounce Rotterdam.

[Tom Griswold]

This.

[Chick McGee]

Probably can't draw a stick figure, but he's an artist.

[Jess Hooker]

After two months, wouldn't the peanut butter start, I don't know, Molding after two months?

[Josh Arnold]

I sure hate it.

[Chick McGee]

Who's the curator of this?

[Jess Hooker]

It's a big. It's a big art museum in Rotterdam.

[Tom Griswold]

So all of the biggest.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Greg, if you and I were in Rotterdam and I said, hey, you want to go see the peanut butter floor with me this afternoon?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

They got TV here.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah. Put a fireplace on it.

[Josh Arnold]

That cuts down on field trips, though, doesn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You spread peanut butter on a museum floor.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Half those kids can't get near it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's right. What do they do with people with peanut allergies?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, they must tell them at the beginning.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe have a big sign out for.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Speaking of that, Hershey is releasing the first new Reese's pieces flavor in 10 years.

[Josh Arnold]

I should get together with that artist. I've been working on my jelly ceiling.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Object. Priceless.

[Josh Arnold]

The hardest part, getting the jelly to stay. I haven't quite figured it.

[Jess Hooker]

You could use pieces of bread, sort of like.

[Chick McGee]

Like the Cysteine Chapel by Smuckers.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Right now, Christy, it's Reese's Pieces.

[Jess Hooker]

What? I say Reese's Pieces.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Reese's.

[Josh Arnold]

Like the true hill Jack.

[Jess Hooker]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Reese's.

[Jess Hooker]

Reese's Pieces releasing their first new flavor in 10 years, launching on July 17th.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys want to guess? Well, we would. You think we'll guess it, or is it insane?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a shape or different from peanut butter?

[Jess Hooker]

It's just. It's. It's another flavor.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's not a cup. It's the.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's the Reese's is pieces. So the little.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna say they're going with turmeric.

[Tom Griswold]

That's an odd choice.

[Jess Hooker]

Turmeric cinnamon chocolate cookie. A crunchy chocolate cookie piece surrounded by peanut butter and the traditional Reese's Pieces shell.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't sound bad.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'd rather just have the. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm sure I'd be able to.

[Chick McGee]

So are they doing this because. Because their competition is changing things up Constantly.

[Jess Hooker]

You mean Oreo? What? Who's their competition?

[Chick McGee]

Oreos. They're doing new stuff all the time.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, this is kind of a state fair feel to me. Let's do something different. Because they've been so consistent. I mean, M and M's, they're doing all kinds of stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. M and M's has always got a new flavor out, which I don't care for.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Al Jackson]

God.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that funny? That's like a classic taught in every marketing class now about how Eminem said no to E.T.

[Tom Griswold]

yeah, right. Yeah, they.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the product placement.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oops. Yeah, right, right.

[Chick McGee]

What that guy's doing now.

[Greg Hahn]

Don't you love the snacks, though, from the road, Josh? You know what I mean?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got only. I've got snacks. I'm sure you do, too. That you only eat on the road.

[Greg Hahn]

Well, you go into the store late, like you find one of those 1am Grocery stores.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Greg Hahn]

Some of that scratch and dent food.

[Al Jackson]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Greg Hahn]

Get some of that roast toast, whatever it is. Boston beef shoulder butt, 80% off, lightly stepped on.

[Chick McGee]

That's Greg Hahn.

[Greg Hahn]

Some expired chuck.

[Tom Griswold]

The girls over.

[Greg Hahn]

Come on over. I got some fresh expired chuck.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Greg. Greg is gonna be. Oh, you're. You're on the road here. Dayton, Ohio. The funnymount tomorrow night only. This is very exciting. One show. This is very exciting. And you can find. I'm telling you, if you've got a corporate gig, a corporate event coming up, I should say this guy is your man. He can do it nice and nice and clean and confusing all of your employees. What the hell's going on?

[Greg Hahn]

If they have a message that they want to convey, I'm not the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you want a team building exercise. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm intrigued by your road snacks. I have a long road trip coming up this weekend. What do you usually eat on the road?

[Josh Arnold]

The only time I'd ever eat a combo is on the road.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Or a corn nut.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Even Bugles now are just road. I wouldn't go buy a bag to have in my home.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

Bugles.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

They're still around, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

They are, man. They are delicious.

[Christy Lee]

Spray cheese in those.

[Tom Griswold]

When we were.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Hillbilly cones.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

They were delicious.

[Greg Hahn]

I'm doing all the of this today.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Now, coming up, we have a little bit of history for you. We're going to talk with comedian Al Jackson. We may want to update you on the guy that cut off his genitals and set him on fire. That's a true story. What can I do? What can I tell you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, what do you want? I'm just giving you the facts here.

[Christy Lee]

Was it in the States?

[Chick McGee]

It was in the United States of America.

[Jess Hooker]

A neighbor from the north.

[Chick McGee]

North, yeah. Right now though, we're going to check in with with Mr. McGee across the way.

[Josh Arnold]

And don't worry, I don't think it's going to catch on.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't think you have to worry about your neighbor setting their garage on fire with their penis.

[Tom Griswold]

This message from nitsa. When you speed while driving, you have less time to react to whatever comes across your path. A sharp turn could take you by surprise. You veer off the road, another car could turn out in front of you. A truck could break, suddenly injuring you and the other driver. A cyclist could enter the road ahead of pedestrian, could be walking their dog. You might not think any of these things could happen to you, but you won't see them coming until they happen. Especially if you're speeding, you don't have time to course correct. You don't have time to stop. And it only takes an instant for disaster to strike. The speed limit isn't there just to protect you. It's there to protect your passengers, other drivers, cyclists, pedestrians and everyone sharing the road. Slow down, obey the law and help keep everyone around you safe. Speeding does catch up with you. Paid for by nhtsa.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Chick Magee. A little bit of balls to the wall, ladies and gentlemen. Except balls to the wall. Set him on fire, Clem. Okay, sorry. We'll come back with balls and a little bit of history for you here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

I cannot wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Howdy, howdy do. I'm Chick. And hello, Tom. We have a special guest.

[Chick McGee]

He is joining. That is Mr. Greg Hahn.

[Greg Hahn]

Thank you, Tom. Professional standup comedian dating is a two step process. It is, yes. How am I going to meet her and then how am I going to get out of this?

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Hahn. A very handsome man, single man, a former member of the United States Marine Corps. What was your, what was your rank again?

[Greg Hahn]

I ended up being a captain?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah. Oh yeah, great, great.

[Chick McGee]

I read something the other day. Oh, I don't have it in front of me. Did you that human beings apparently in, in all cultures tend to veer to the left when they walk.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding. Did they explain it at all?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, did you say all cultures? Yeah, they all veer to the left. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Which reminded me of course, when you were in the Marine Corps.

[Jess Hooker]

Core.

[Greg Hahn]

To the swamp.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I'll find the article. I, I one of the odd things I read on the plane the other day. Right now it's time to educate everyone. A little bit of history which will require me looking it up actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Like history. Huh? Were you good at it in school?

[Greg Hahn]

No, I wasn't. But now I'm fascinated by it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, things change.

[Greg Hahn]

And in school I was on, you

[Tom Griswold]

know, not like now, you know.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Greg Hahn]

When I was in the Marines. Back to the Marines, honestly, they called me, we took a bunch of IQ tests and stuff and they called me down and they're like, wow, you are dumb. They gave me a big warning. You scored like a chimp. You're going to have a tough time. I did really well, you know, but that was an interesting warning.

[Tom Griswold]

Gonna have a tough time.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah. He was taken aback, like woo.

[Chick McGee]

Now in history we have. Oh, this is interesting. In 1762, Catherine the Great seized control of Russia from her husband Peter iii. That had to be awkward.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, he had a bad lawyer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. He's got him right by the Peter and the Horseshoe rode in on. And by the way, that Catherine the Great thing. That's not true.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let's pretend it's funny.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder how that started.

[Jess Hooker]

What is it that she had that

[Chick McGee]

she would have them the attendants would

[Josh Arnold]

bring horses for her to make love to.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You never heard that?

[Jess Hooker]

Horses never heard that?

[Christy Lee]

No, never heard that.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, isn't the full rumor that she died that way?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I said horse fell on her or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't she really just take the horse semen and use it as a moisturizer?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not sure what the truth.

[Chick McGee]

None of that is true.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

I wonder what she did to cause that rumor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, her and Richard Gere pissed off the wrong people.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, let's see what else happened. Oh, this is, this is a two parter.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

This is very odd. In 1869 the corn cob pipe was invented. Ah, I, I just hope it wasn't invented by a guy in the outhouse.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey, you know these corn cobs, we should Find something else to do with these.

[Chick McGee]

The word invented, I guess it seems a little bit. Well, maybe kind of stumbled on. Okay. No, that'll be coming back. So hang on to that thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Corn cobs will be coming back.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think that guy was the same. Was the great, great, great grandfather of the guy who invented the apple bong?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Chick McGee]

1877, the first Wimbledon tournament begins. It's going on, of course, right now in England and it's very exciting because one of the. There's an Englishman in what, the quarterfinals.

[Tom Griswold]

Arthur Ferry. Very cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this year it's in England.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This year they're having it in England.

[Chick McGee]

Now this is what's interesting. 1878, the improved corn cob pipe was actually patented.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

By Mr. Henry Tibby.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that, Is that an original Tibby? People would say, oh, what do you

[Chick McGee]

got there, Tibby from 1878. A Tibby be probably worth a fortune.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

His famous phrase was these early ones make us look like dumb hillbilly. These.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know anyone who's actually smoked with a corn.

[Tom Griswold]

Come from the hills, hollow it out and then that's where your tobacco goes.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a rod that goes into the hollowed out stick. I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I mean, but we all know that Frosty's got to be the biggest perpetrator.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

When is somebody going to invent soundproof pants? Can we stop the madness?

[Tom Griswold]

This is not just corduroy. No.

[Chick McGee]

The corn cob pipe once again patented in 1878. And it wasn't until three or four years later that Frosty developed the. The nose.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you like the Christmas Frosty the Snowman with. What is it? Jackie Vernon?

[Josh Arnold]

Very much so. I am a fan. Care for it because I like the villain a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. It's very odd for the voice. I don't know why they chose that guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever seen any of Jackie Vernon's old standup? There are clips out there.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know you guys were related to him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, so why don't you shut up about it?

[Chick McGee]

So speaking of inventors, we'll do some birthdays. Christy Lee, this is. This question's for you. In 1819, the wrong side of that. Elias, Elias how h o w e

[Josh Arnold]

was born and he invented the native American greeting.

[Tom Griswold]

Cotton Cotton gin. The sewing machine.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicken or the sewing machine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's exactly correct.

[Josh Arnold]

And a Whitney Brown invented the cotton gin.

[Jess Hooker]

I Thought Singer invented this.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Elias, how had a. An assistant named Billy Singer

[Jess Hooker]

idea, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

The dark of night one night.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Let's see. A great actor. Sadly gone in 1938. Happy birthday. Brian Dennehy.

[Josh Arnold]

One of my favorites. I got to see him live twice. I saw. I loved it. And I went back to see him do Death of a Salesman.

[Chick McGee]

What's he most well known for? Mr. Tommy Boy or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's Tommy Boy's dad.

[Chick McGee]

And then he's the bartender. And

[Tom Griswold]

just a tiny part.

[Josh Arnold]

He is the bartender.

[Tom Griswold]

He's in Rambo. Isn't he around?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. First Blood. And then he's in fx. The FX movies. Which are great.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, those are great.

[Chick McGee]

Brian Brown, 1946. Bon Scott.

[Jess Hooker]

ACDC.

[Chick McGee]

The most famous.

[Jess Hooker]

I know that one.

[Chick McGee]

Most famous bond. Unless you count Jovi. Jovi Diet. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Or the famous twins who invented the ice cream treat, the Bon Bon.

[Tom Griswold]

They named them both Bonds, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Or the guy who invented the highway with no Speed Limit. That's Auto Bond.

[Greg Hahn]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Greg Hahn]

Are you just coming up with these?

[Chick McGee]

Is the ice cream product. Is it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's magnesium.

[Chick McGee]

Is it Bon Bon? Or is it Bon Bomb?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like Pom Pom. Yeah, it's Bonbon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because. Yeah, because Pom Pom is one of them's an end. Yeah. Not sure which one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Very confusing.

[Josh Arnold]

Very odd.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Josh Arnold]

That. Yeah. Nobody.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. This one's for you, Ms. Hooker.

[Greg Hahn]

I'm.

[Chick McGee]

I'm counting on you to not get this.

[Christy Lee]

That's a mistake.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, I. I think Christy would get this one. Ace, be quiet. It's 1947. Happy birthday, Mitch Mitchell.

[Christy Lee]

Mitch Mitchell.

[Chick McGee]

First of all, how lazy are your parents?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Mitch Mitchell.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't think that was his first name.

[Christy Lee]

It must be a rock and roller nickname. Yes. 19. What did you say?

[Chick McGee]

47.

[Jess Hooker]

I have a guess deceased, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's dead.

[Greg Hahn]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

47. He was born.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That wouldn't be purple.

[Christy Lee]

Think who?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you also think Minnesota?

[Christy Lee]

No. Yeah. I thought Prince.

[Chick McGee]

No, Mitch, he was the drummer for Jimi Hendrix. Great drummer, by the way. Yeah, but. Yeah, but they. And then their manager made them. The two white guys get big froze.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't Buddy Miles a drama there for a bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Mitch Mitchell was fine with Jimi Hendrix.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then Hendrix died, and then he went on to form the Foo Fighters and he became the front man.

[Chick McGee]

Very helpful. Oh, another bad one here. Sorry. O.J. simpson, 1947.

[Jess Hooker]

He's dead.

[Christy Lee]

Another big Crush. Well, I know, I know, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

The bad boys. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Not a bad actor.

[Christy Lee]

Very funny. Beautiful voice.

[Josh Arnold]

And a pretty good butcher.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. When he was putting those gloves on.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah,

[Chick McGee]

that was the most transparent. He's got his standing fingers all splayed out.

[Josh Arnold]

I wanted Ito to go, hey, try better.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, dude, they told. They me told. Told Darden, don't tell him to put the glove right. Nice. Nice work.

[Christy Lee]

That's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Jimmy Smits, born in 55. I don't know where he lost the H. As opposed to Smith. I'm not sure what the distinction, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's Josh with a limerick featuring Jimmy Smith.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you guys fans of. Are you guys part of the fan club?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, the Smitheads. I'm a big Smith head.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah. Is he an actor? What are we talking about?

[Chick McGee]

He's good.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he LA Law and then Miss Congeniality?

[Tom Griswold]

I think he's in Sons of Anarchy.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Dexter a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Everyman in Hollywood. Tom Hanks, born in this date in 1956.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he's overrated, huh?

[Jess Hooker]

Can't do anything, can he?

[Tom Griswold]

From what I understand. Unapproachable.

[Josh Arnold]

Just one of the notorious jerks.

[Chick McGee]

By all accounts, the nicest guy. He's also a collector of typewriters.

[Jess Hooker]

He is.

[Tom Griswold]

What a weirdo.

[Chick McGee]

He's got all kinds of typewriters. Happy birthday, Courtney Love. The.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like her. I can't help it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can you. What's your favorite whole song?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's. I like. I mean, Doll Parts is the biggest hit, probably, and I like that one, but what's the one where she talks about demonology?

[Chick McGee]

I forget, but okay, you know. 1966, born Pamela Adlin.

[Josh Arnold]

Wonderful. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She's a voiceover lady. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And she played Louis CK's wife on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Lucky Louie Love.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The great Jack white, born in 75.

[Tom Griswold]

If you haven't seen Jack White's video of him naming every Beatles song you can come up with, he can name him in one second.

[Chick McGee]

Second.

[Josh Arnold]

He's kind of a savant, isn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

And he absolutely does it.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I like him a lot. He's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

And that'll pretty much do it for our little history lesson today. Coming up, we're going to get a language lesson from Al Jackson. We're hanging out with comedian Greg Hahn. Greg is doing one night only at the Funny Bone in Dayton. That'll be tomorrow evening for a great evening of entertainment. I highly recommend it. The man is full of joy and confusion. At the same time. Also coming up, we're going to learn a little bit about sideburns in history. And we have a great story about sheep coming up. We got a T. Rex up for auction. This is all so exciting. And elephants are in the news and dogs. I can't wait. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on, on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's major right at the news desk. There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here. Hey, hey, hey. Greg Hahn is here, by gosh.

[Greg Hahn]

Happy to, to be here.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm chicken. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Comedian. That's one handsome man that Greg Hahn.

[Greg Hahn]

Should I, should I, should I be a boat act? Should I just wind it down, maybe do the boats? Or should I go hardcore, start to get the. Really work with the Instagram, start the podcast. I like to practice right now. Chick, what brings you into town?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I, My home is here. That's why I'm in town.

[Greg Hahn]

Josh, you used to be a comedian.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I had to get out, man. Tough racket.

[Chick McGee]

Well, speaking of comedians, I think we're. There we go. Oh, you talk about, you talk about the handsome factor. There's, there's Al Jackson and we got, let's see, you got your Greg Hound over here. Dayton, Ohio, tomorrow night only at the Funny Bone. That's unbelievable. Then we've got your Al Jackson. Are you in the hallway?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Where are you?

[Chick McGee]

Al?

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Al Jackson]

No, no, I'm in my living room. Do you see my friend asleep over my right shoulder?

[Christy Lee]

I do now.

[Chick McGee]

Is he naked?

[Al Jackson]

No, he's just sleeping in a nice. Yeah, where's. I'm still a real old school comic. Comics still crash, baby.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

You got a little soul patch going there.

[Al Jackson]

I, I do sometimes, you know, I just don't shave this. And then I'll notice it in pictures. I'm like, oh, you look like a guy that hits on art students that are taking a class over the summer where I'm like, I really like your vision here. We should come to my apartment and we should talk about it. It's just a real, real creepy vibe. And let me just say this, Tom and I think I speak for everybody listening and everybody that's in that studio, I would listen to Greg Hahn and his podcast, what brings you into town? The hook of it is you get a listers, bro, but that's the only question you ask him. Sylvester Stallone, 90 second answer, end of show, no follow up, up, no nothing. And everybody's like, what is that? We're like, this is just what brought you into town. Don't ask questions. And I would be all, I'm all for it.

[Josh Arnold]

Perfect.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. Now, the way this show works, I should explain to Mr. Han, is that Mr. Jackson will provide me with a word that is a contemporary lingo, if you will. Oh, yeah, the language of the street. Because as you know, I'm trying to upgrade my hypnos factor. So, Al, what have we got for today?

[Greg Hahn]

I need this class too.

[Al Jackson]

Tom. I wanted to. To bring this up because I heard this one in irl. Tom, tell everybody what that means. What is that acronym?

[Chick McGee]

Irl. Give me a hint. I forgotten.

[Tom Griswold]

In.

[Chick McGee]

In real. Real life. Oh, wow. Okay, good.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I know it used to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Nailed it.

[Chick McGee]

I was thinking indie racing league. No, but that's. That's gone.

[Al Jackson]

Feel better. I was like, oh, that could be Indiana Racing League. And you said the same thing. I was like, okay, we're met. Of a certain age. All right, Tom, in real life, I heard this phrase, Tom, and I. I'm gonna exclude the ladies, because I bet you they've probably heard this term. Tom, what's an almond mom?

[Jess Hooker]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Almond mom.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I have a guess. I.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't want to throw, and

[Al Jackson]

if you don't know, throw. Yeah, any.

[Chick McGee]

Is anything food related?

[Christy Lee]

Kind of, but it's a whole sphere of.

[Al Jackson]

Yes, it's. What is. Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, what do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

My guess is it's the mom who, instead of bringing to the party or the soccer game, cupcakes for everybody or cookies, she brings almonds and apple slices.

[Al Jackson]

Yes. Now take that and expand that to the, like, the Marvel Universe. Think about, like, how that. Jess, what do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my.

[Christy Lee]

Tom, I'm gonna give you one big hint. You're married to an almond mom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Is this a health food? Organic. Yes, organic everything.

[Christy Lee]

Very conscious of it. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Super fit.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Just lattes with oat milk.

[Christy Lee]

You. Yes. You are married to an almond milk.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

I have to order them. Yeah, I'll go. I'd like an a latte with oat milk, and then I'd like a real one with American dairy products. No, no, this is me talking to the barista. She doesn't. She doesn't hear me doing this. You kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

Al, would you say almond moms are too strict in their.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, you know what?

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Al Jackson]

And just to take it a step further, because Jess is exactly right. Yeah, Josh, it's. It's. It's like, not a great thing, because we were at a friend's house last week. She just had a baby, and we were just talking about our childhood, and she was like, I had an almond mom growing up. And she just said it. And I was like, oh, I've never heard somebody. But apparently an almond mom is like, josh, should you be like, you're having a. A cupcake. Like, you've got, you know, know to fit in your band uniform, like, three days, like, just everything you eat. Yeah, measured, bro. Measured.

[Christy Lee]

So the moms that we had that were almond moms were very critical of your weight. They were like slim, fast moms, like, hey, we're gonna count calories. And. Yeah, it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that does. That wreaks havoc on the brain.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Al Jackson]

Can you imagine?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's. It's a real thing.

[Al Jackson]

She said her mom is, like, still, like. She said her mom is in her mid-70s. And weirdly, if we. You know, because I think every. I think the comics mind, we see good and bad in everything, even things that are just supposed to be looked at one way. She did say that her mom did diagnose herself with a rather severe medical condition because she is so in tune with her body weight and how to lose weight, like, on an unhealthy level, that she was like, I cannot lose this weight. And she had, you know, something that needed to be removed, and I'll leave it at that. But, yeah, like, she was able to be like, I can always lose weight because I control my body weight that much.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

And the doctor was like, yeah, there's something on the X ray. So, yeah, it's. It's. It's good and bad, but I just didn't know that this was, like, so many, especially. I think women are just like, oh, my mom would. She would weigh. She would count how many M M's I had in Halloween, and shame me for it. I'm like, oh, my God, mom just called me fat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's a.

[Chick McGee]

That's a whole different thing. That's a whole different thing. My situation.

[Christy Lee]

No, it is. That's what I'm saying. So our gener, like, the generation we grew up with, your almond mom is more of, like, an ingredients household. They call it that, too, where it's like, you don't have snacks, but we have lots of things where we can make food. And so it is. It's called an ingredients household.

[Al Jackson]

I have never heard that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, so my kids told me about it because that's. They grew up in an ingredients household where it was like, we didn't have candy, but we ate chocolate chips. Chips. When we wanted something sweet and didn't want to eat something because that's all we had was a bag of chocolate chips.

[Chick McGee]

What do you call when your kids get with a new babysitter and Conor into going to the fast food place you won't take her to? I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

I love when kids do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What did they discover?

[Chick McGee]

McDonald's french fries.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Do you guys think that that. Does that backfire, like, when, you know, you meet, you run into somebody, like, in college or, like, post high school, where you guys are all kind of on your own for whatever reason, and the kids whose parents, like, did not let them have, like, white bread ever or anything like that, they were super like, no sugar. No sugar. When those kids went to college, they were like, I am having Lucky Charms.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

For lunch and dinner. Like, it just goes. And I'm like, I always wonder, is it almost like the Preacher's Kid where like, when you withhold for so long, it's gonna. Like they're gonna Rebel Bell?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, probably. Until they go back home for Christmas and their parents shame them for all the weight they've gained.

[Al Jackson]

And. And just to your point about the chocolate chips, my mom was. My parents were obviously divorced, and only people that had divorced parents in the 80s know this isn't like a funny, joke premise I'm throwing out. My mom would keep so few sweets in the house that that's when I realized that that semi sweet chocolate is disgusting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Al Jackson]

Because you're like, guess who messed up and left chocolate chips around. And then you just are eating whatever is lining your chimney. It is so disgusting.

[Chick McGee]

Al, it's always a great pleasure. Now, are you on the road at all this week?

[Al Jackson]

Not this week. Next week I am not going to be on because I am taking my first cruise ever. Speaking of working the boats as a passenger, I would rather be a boat act.

[Chick McGee]

Where are you going on the boat side?

[Al Jackson]

I am going on my first cruise. I'm going on an Alaskan cruise.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Al Jackson]

Yes. They. They have nine black people up there that need a temp and they're like, send them the slow way. So, yeah, I'm headed up that way. So it's my first cruise. I heard it's cold, but I'M excited. I'm excited, man.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Pat Godwin, who's cruised on. Who's worked on every one of the ships, and he's been everywhere. I mean, Hawaii, Europe, you name it. He says the Alaska cruise is the best. Best one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He's been on all of them.

[Jess Hooker]

Kostaki was on one last week. Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Okay. I'm gonna give it a chance. I've heard good things, and, you know, I'm gonna be like. You know, I've never. I. I'm a lot like you, Tom. We're broken men. I don't know how to relax. I don't know what to do. I feel guilt and shame by, like, sitting. Like, when I see somebody reading at the beach, I'm like, you don't have anything to do. I don't know how to relax. So I'm going to really. I have people on my podcast, like, writing suggestions on how to. Because, I don't know, I'm. My dad, he worked till he died, and so I got to learn how to just, like, sit. Sit and be like. That is a nice piece of ice.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe. Do they have a comedy club on the ship? Maybe you can do a guest set. Nobody.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think they would.

[Al Jackson]

They wouldn't let you just. I would think for legal reasons, because if I got up there and I'd be like, let's talk about the Titanic. Anything. Like, yeah, we're not even paying this guy who offended our customers.

[Greg Hahn]

Don't you drink coffee, Al? You drink coffee? Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Greg Hahn]

There's your time where you sit there with your big cup of coffee and look straight ahead. That's it. Then you get another cup of coffee.

[Al Jackson]

But then I'm my dad again. That's my dad up at. At 5, 10 in the morning, drinking a black coffee, reading the. The Cleveland Plane dealer. So, yeah, I mean, that. I could. I could do that. But, I mean, I'll figure. I just don't know how to relax. It's just very weird to me. You're just not doing anything that's relaxing to you.

[Chick McGee]

I don't get it, Al. A quick inside joke. Not joke, inside story, just for you. You mentioned the Cleveland Plain Dealer, the newspaper for Cleveland, Ohio.

[Al Jackson]

Shout Out.

[Chick McGee]

Someone sent me an article. You remember you grew up about 10 miles from a place called Pepper Pot?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Al Jackson]

They did a girl from there for years.

[Chick McGee]

The Trader Joe's there. There was a bear. A bear. A real live bear in back of Trader Joe's the other day. And that's and that's in the suburbs, ladies and gentlemen.

[Al Jackson]

So that's fancy pants area.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. But so just watch out for bears. And you're in Colorado, so, I mean, you got the real ones there. The scary one. Yeah, it was real. Yeah. So just watch out for bears, theirs. I'm not sure if this applies to all Trader Joe's or just that one. We'll see you later on that kind of cruise, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. Good luck.

[Greg Hahn]

Yes.

[Al Jackson]

All right, love y'. All.

[Chick McGee]

Give us a photo. Sounds good. Yeah. That's the cruise that Godwin says is the very best.

[Christy Lee]

That would be fun.

[Chick McGee]

And he's been on every one of them.

[Greg Hahn]

He's doing boats.

[Chick McGee]

He did them for years. He's done the boats.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you notice it bothered you so much that Al wasn't going to do anything? You tried to get him hired on the cruise to do stand up. It was just. You were like, no, no, you need to go do stand up.

[Chick McGee]

He'll be bored.

[Christy Lee]

Have you been on a cruise?

[Tom Griswold]

He wants to learn to relax. He already said that.

[Jess Hooker]

He's been on, like a three day one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no. I've been on a bunch of them. I took the Disney cruise with my kids. That was great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's a lot to do on that one.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But I've gone. I've gone to Bermuda on a ship twice.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's a long haul.

[Christy Lee]

I'm nervous.

[Chick McGee]

I was on the QE2. I crossed the ocean.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

It was a long haul. After a while, you look at, you go, I wonder how cold that

[Jess Hooker]

they're not for Tom. Because it is all about relaxing.

[Chick McGee]

I'd rather be working on the boat.

[Greg Hahn]

I was on a cruise once in Bermuda, and our stabilizer was broken and a hurricane was heading our way, so we're bouncing all around. We were the only boat in the port because they're trying to fix the stabilizer. Then we finally headed out. Hurricane's getting closer. We're bouncing all around. Then we headed back in because the guy had a heart attack.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my gosh.

[Greg Hahn]

Oh, it was very exciting. It was the best cruise ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah. People were flipping over the stairwells. I had to lock myself in. The room was thrown up everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Sounds wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

You should be in sales. Christy, what do you got going over there?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I know what you're not going to get sick on, and that's your Hyundai. A beautiful new Hyundai is going to make smooth sailing all the time. And their getaway sales event is going on right now. You can get deals on their most popular models, including our adventure reading SUV like the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe Hybrid. And of course, the car I'm in love with, the Tucson or of course, the Tucson Hybrid. Plus, there's our bold and stylish Elantra, loaded with the latest tech. And if you want to go all electric and who doesn't? Some of us with these gas prices, the Ioniq 5 or Ioniq 9 deals are waiting just for you. Get down to your local Hyundai dealer now and get away with a deal you'll love during the Hyundai getaway sales event. Or visit HyundaiUSA.com for more details.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks very much, Christy Lee. Coming up, we've got T. Rex in the news, the dinosaur, not the band. And we got sideburn update. If you've got sideburns up there. Hang on. We're going to tell you more about them. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Auto Parts for all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Al Jackson]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Greg Han is here.

[Greg Hahn]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

One of our favorite comedians, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Greg Han, the man.

[Tom Griswold]

He's on the road.

[Chick McGee]

He's going to be doing a special one nighter, as they say. And in Dayton, oh, with the famous funny bone. That's tomorrow evening. It's gonna be a Friday nighter. That's awesome.

[Greg Hahn]

Love it.

[Chick McGee]

Now Greg also will be shortly on his way to Erie, Pennsylvania, Royal Oak, Michigan, Toledo, Ohio, Lowell, Arkansas, Waterford, Michigan. And if you're say you have a company and you want to have a great Christmas season, entertainer Greg Hahn is your man. And he's guaranteed not to, guaranteed not to really offend anyone. Even the, even the most, I don't know, dodgy.

[Greg Hahn]

I mean, keep your job. You can keep your job.

[Chick McGee]

You're not going to get it. You're not going to offend anybody.

[Greg Hahn]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Now we have Christy Lee over there at the news desk with some inoffensive news after some pretty rough stuff this morning. We had the guy who cut his genitals off and set them on fire.

[Greg Hahn]

I say one, one thing with Christie, also with Jess. I've learned how to handle any argument with a woman. Woman, how to wrap it up, how Was that. Seriously? I know how to. To wrap it up on a positive note.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

Here you say, why didn't you call? Hey, apology accepted.

[Jess Hooker]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

That just might work.

[Josh Arnold]

Greg, do you think having money would change you at all? If you were a rich.

[Greg Hahn]

We got to do that. I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Hold on.

[Greg Hahn]

Where's the notes? Hold on a second. I don't. I don't know. I don't. At 4 million, I could be pleasant. At 6 million, I could be affable. Oh, at 10 million, I'd be furious. Again, it's not there yet, John.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Greg Hahn]

You just wrote it 20 minutes ago.

[Josh Arnold]

It's working.

[Chick McGee]

There's something there. Yeah, I liked it very much.

[Tom Griswold]

I shall flesh that out now, Christy

[Chick McGee]

Lee, I know you had to. You've had to read some rough stuff today.

[Jess Hooker]

Here's something kind of weird. The sideburn facial hairstyle, which our boss likes to wear, was once so popular that 19th century British men and women.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

Took to wearing fake whiskers to get in on the craze.

[Chick McGee]

It's weird that the ladies would want.

[Josh Arnold]

It is weird.

[Jess Hooker]

Dr. Alune Whitney the University of Exeter said whiskers alune a L, U n.

[Tom Griswold]

And another thing, Daffy.

[Jess Hooker]

Unless that's a typo, and it should be Alan, but I'm gonna say Dr. Alun said whiskers quickly became an essential accoutrement to any young man with social pretensions.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Jess Hooker]

By 1812, the trend was apparently in full flower. Not only did various lotions crop up, purporting to help men grow and care for their facial hair.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

But false whiskers were even sold, some of which were attached to wigs via a system of strings. Women also got in on the trend, with some ladies training their hair to fall down the sides of their faces in imitation of whiskers, while others drew in whiskers on their cheeks using pencils. It petered out by the 1820s.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank goodness for that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. God, no. Anybody wouldn't wear facial sideburns anymore, would they?

[Josh Arnold]

No, woman, I wouldn't think.

[Chick McGee]

And it was. I'm sorry, it started 1812. Do you think this was to distract from the BO?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, you're still in the vicinity.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so. I don't think they. I don't think they walked around going, oh, we all have bo.

[Christy Lee]

No, they just all smelled the same.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They were all just used to stinking.

[Tom Griswold]

You get used to it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And perfume was still. Was around.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But.

[Jess Hooker]

So, Tom, you could be re. Birthing a trend. The sideburns could be all coming back now.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know the origin of the name Sideburns?

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't it an actual guy, a general?

[Jess Hooker]

Wasn't it, Admiral?

[Tom Griswold]

But his last name wasn't Sideburn. It was.

[Chick McGee]

Was Burnside. I mean, really? Ambrose?

[Josh Arnold]

I believe it was, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Ambrose.

[Chick McGee]

Ambrose Burnside.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I had such thick peach fuzz on my face as a kid. And.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you're an Italian broad, right?

[Christy Lee]

And so it was dark and the boys would make fun of me. And so I went home and I shaved the sides of my face. And then I kept shaving and I kept shaving and I got up over my ear.

[Greg Hahn]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

And so I literally. I had to. My dad had to take me to a stop stylus and style my hair because I had, like, an undercut before. It was an undercut because I was so embarrassed what you end up doing about it. I had to wait for it to grow out. Like, essentially, I shaved up into what would be sideburns.

[Greg Hahn]

I actually.

[Josh Arnold]

I actually mean your whiskers, because we didn't.

[Greg Hahn]

She grows it back she comes. Look at her. It's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have them now.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, I have peach fuzz, but I use one of those microplane. What do they call?

[Jess Hooker]

Thermal planes?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And I dermaplane my face.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you do a good job. None of us.

[Al Jackson]

Thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. What about the stash?

[Christy Lee]

I pluck that, actually.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

What, do you take a whole Sunday

[Tom Griswold]

slow time to work on the stash?

[Josh Arnold]

That's also something I don't.

[Christy Lee]

You've never noticed? No. Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

So you do a good job with that, too.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks. Yeah. I appreciate it. Not a compliment. I was expecting to get this.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And she cleans up her mustache real nice.

[Chick McGee]

Do you mind if we go straight south with our discussion?

[Christy Lee]

I don't care. Yeah, yeah. It's just.

[Chick McGee]

It's regular, though, right?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't pluck. I don't. I. No.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

I did try the electrolysis. I think that's an outdated term now. They don't even call it that anymore. But where you.

[Jess Hooker]

Laser hair removal?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I tried that for a little bit. Got through one session.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I've heard it. My buddy got that done on his back.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So I have a bald spot. Like, not kidding, because I was like, I can't go back.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm.

[Christy Lee]

I'm never going back.

[Chick McGee]

Too painful.

[Christy Lee]

It was so painful.

[Chick McGee]

Was it as bad as the tattoo reminds me removal?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it was worse.

[Chick McGee]

It was Worse.

[Christy Lee]

It was way worse. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How's the tattoo removal going?

[Christy Lee]

It's. It's good. I have an appointment today. Yeah, I go. I go every six weeks because my arm swells up like Popeye on the bottom after a session.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So, yeah, this is the laser thing.

[Christy Lee]

This is the laser.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is there an odor as they burn

[Christy Lee]

the ink off there? There can be, but more. I take taste pennies when I. When they start to burn it and they say that that's because there's there. It could be toxic ink. There could have been something in the ink that you weren't aware of and

[Josh Arnold]

it gets into your bloodstream.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And you taste it. Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they have you drink a bunch? Do they say, hey, drink more water today than you normally?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So you see, I taste pennies. It reminds me of.

[Christy Lee]

It's a very metallic.

[Chick McGee]

I see dead people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I taste pennies. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I could record it today. Today, Let you guys know how it goes.

[Greg Hahn]

Isn't this tattoo kind of new?

[Christy Lee]

It's like five years. Yeah, like 10 years ago probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How much of it is gone?

[Christy Lee]

It's significant. I'm, I'm. It's faded a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So. Yeah, we'll get there.

[Greg Hahn]

Well, we're all calming down. This is sad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Greg Hahn]

Chick's not drinking so much. You're getting tattoos taken off.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, what do you got going?

[Greg Hahn]

What a nightmare. I want to drink too much and call everybody we dated in the 90s. Yes. I'd like to know why there was never a date.

[Josh Arnold]

Number two.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee is at the news desk. What else have you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, this is a scary but sweet story. A dog went potipaw with a bear to protect a young boy in Connecticut recently. Home security footage captured the little guy playing in the driveway of his Torrington home when a bear sprints into the frame. Seconds later, the family's 11 year old husky named Bella. She's a good girl. Jumps in to chase the bear across the driveway and away from the child. Bella's owner, Jeffrey Tazara told USA Today that there were no injuries to the 6 year old child or to Bella the dog. Do we have this video, Jason? Here we go. This is scary. I mean, yeah, the dog takes that bear and just. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, really make. Get out of here, pal.

[Jess Hooker]

Get away.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't want you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, my golden retriever probably be trying to mate with it. Good boy, good girl.

[Tom Griswold]

In this case, husky bit her, bit the Bear on the butt.

[Josh Arnold]

Really did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You don't take my kid.

[Greg Hahn]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Where was this again?

[Jess Hooker]

In Connecticut.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, these bears are getting everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I saw one recently at the Lake of the Ozarks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And a dog was kind of shooing it away from the house.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

And they run weird. Black bears. They're more hunched than you think.

[Tom Griswold]

It could have been a guy in a suit. Now that I think about it, it may in fact. Yeah, yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

Man in a bear suit.

[Josh Arnold]

Harvey. Harvey the Bearman, we call him. Yeah, he runs rampant.

[Greg Hahn]

I'm at the dog show.

[Tom Griswold]

Until he got shot last year was an elk. This year's is a bear.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Conservation authorities in India have rescued a wild elephant that fell into a well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

According to the New Indian Express, the roughly 20 year old male elephant was found trapped in a well on a residential property.

[Chick McGee]

This is like, by the way, the, the. The in India. This is the show Lassie.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Remember Lassie? I don't know where. I don't know where Lassie lived in that TV show, but every week it was either a mine, a forest fire, or a well.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what are you trying to tell us, fella?

[Jess Hooker]

Forest rangers used an excavator to build a mud ramp and help the elephant climb out of the well. They are monitoring now his health via a drone.

[Chick McGee]

I have a question.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Let's just say that's your well. I'm saying I'm gonna pass on the water for a month or two.

[Josh Arnold]

Who knows, Maybe there's less poop now.

[Tom Griswold]

Still tastes like elephants.

[Jess Hooker]

And scientists at the University of Cambridge have shown that sheep can recognize human faces.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh huh.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, this is. This is. There are farm boys out there now going, oh, yeah, I gotta start wearing a fake mustache.

[Jess Hooker]

Researchers trained the animals by displaying a celebrity's photo alongside a stranger's on a computer screen.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's Tom DeLuise.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he still out there?

[Jess Hooker]

Choosing the celebrity earned the sheep a food reward, while a wrong choice triggered a buzzer. After training, the sheep correctly identified familiar faces 80% of the time. Celebrities did include Emma Watson, Jake Gyllenhaal, and former President Barack Obama.

[Josh Arnold]

How strange.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if they can recognize sweaters

[Jess Hooker]

that used to be mine.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Kevin.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder what happened to him.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really weird.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder why they're doing that. I don't know why they're looking into that. I mean, yes. I mean, horses can recognize people, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is that? A study.

[Jess Hooker]

Chimpanzees can Recognize people, orangutans.

[Chick McGee]

It's the visual though, not the with dogs. I'm off. I often wonder if it's the aroma. Aroma.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, yeah. They can pick out the smells.

[Chick McGee]

This is done with photographs, right. And you have to wonder what the sheep are saying though. You said one of them was was former President Obama. It's kind of hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

He was the black sheep.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very good.

[Greg Hahn]

Well, let's just make that up. That right that fast.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm telling you, man, this guy's good.

[Greg Hahn]

I'm telling you.

[Josh Arnold]

Creatine and magnesium every morning.

[Greg Hahn]

Magnesium.

[Tom Griswold]

His brain can overload.

[Greg Hahn]

Rose hips. Horny goat weed. Guys fired up Rose.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Doubled up on the rose Ashwagandha.

[Greg Hahn]

Now we're gonna caffeine and red dye six.

[Chick McGee]

What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Jess Hooker]

Coming up, we have a great story about a 96 year old who was having some fun in her retirement center. Oh, that's fun, actually. And they wanted to kick her out. But we'll talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, grandma, you holding?

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna talk about her, but right now we're gonna go back over to that NHTSA sports desk with Chick Magee.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right, Tom. When you speed while driving, you have less time to react. Maybe a sharp turn could take you by surprise. Another car pulls out in front of you. A truck could break suddenly, a cyclist could enter the road ahead. A pedestrian could be walking their dog. And your foot on the gas might lead to a tragedy. You may not think any of these things could happen to you, but. But you won't see them coming until they happen. That's why when you're speeding, you don't have time to course correct. You don't have time to stop. And it only takes an instant for disaster to strike. The speed limit isn't there just to protect you. It's there to protect your passengers, other drivers, cyclists, pedestrians and everyone sharing the road. So slow down, obey the law and help keep everyone around you safe. Because speeding catches up with with you. Paid for by Nitza.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Nitza. We are coming back. We have more delights including a visit with our friend comedian Greg Hahn. And I'll tell you this. Mr. Greg Hahn is doing a special one nighter at the Funny Bone in Dayton. That's Friday night. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB-TOM1 or at Bob and Tom and Tom dot com. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. Han is here.

[Greg Hahn]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

A Bob and Tom legend, comedian. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Al Jackson]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick. Hello, Grace, Greg, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Tommy.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies, it's always a pleasure.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Greg Hahn]

How about when you go to the eye doctor and he looks at your eyes and diagnoses you with halitosis? Then you go to the podiatrist. He says you need arch supports and a breath mint.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a pattern.

[Greg Hahn]

I tagged it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Wow, indeed.

[Chick McGee]

Then where do you go? I'm sorry, Christy Lee is.

[Jess Hooker]

You can go over here to the 96 year old social media influencer. I know how much you love those, Tom. She's living in a Connecticut retirement community. Says she was threatened with eviction for throwing her late night parties.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Jess Hooker]

Lillian Droniac, known online as Grandma Droniac.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Droniac 9000 shared the

[Jess Hooker]

warning letter that she received onto her social media account. It states the staff had received, quote, many noise complaints about her room, reminding Ms. Dronak that parties are not allowed and you cannot serve alcohol to other residents. After reading the letter, the nonogenarian whatever tore it up and said, Definitely, I pay $12,000 a month to live here. I can party if I want. You can't stop me.

[Tom Griswold]

12,000.

[Al Jackson]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

12,000amonth?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, it's, it's, it's like a senior living facility.

[Jess Hooker]

So kind of it's everything. Take care of all your meals. They do all the cleanup.

[Greg Hahn]

Roniac the Maniac. You're not going to stop her. 90. 96.

[Jess Hooker]

96.

[Greg Hahn]

You already made it.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys haven't had to put somebody in a facility.

[Greg Hahn]

You don't tell her anything.

[Chick McGee]

She's hot, though. I saw the picture. She's got a tramp stamp under her diaper. She is hot.

[Jess Hooker]

A representative for the Influencer told people the matter has since been resolved. The retirement home, she's gonna allow, they're gonna allow her to stay, but she can't serve alcohol at her parties anymore.

[Christy Lee]

That's hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Bring her buzz kill.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, she doubled down on that.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't Clint Eastwood 96 or so now?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he's up there.

[Tom Griswold]

He's been alive for every World cup they've ever had since 19.

[Chick McGee]

How old is Mr. Shatner?

[Josh Arnold]

40.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Shatner.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he Shatner's in his 90s, I think.

[Jess Hooker]

I think Grandma Droniac said my nursing home can't stop me partying through the last chapter of my life.

[Christy Lee]

Life.

[Chick McGee]

She's a droney act.

[Tom Griswold]

Droney. How's that song go? That's exactly how it goes.

[Jess Hooker]

There she is.

[Greg Hahn]

Oh, there she is. Look at her.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Ah, she's great for 96.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, don't you think that she has one of those T shirts that has an arrow?

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but we can't see what it says.

[Tom Griswold]

I can only imagine it says eyes up here.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny. Shouldn't she be wearing those on her pants?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's hilarious. Does it really say that?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's funny.

[Jess Hooker]

She's a partier. I love her.

[Greg Hahn]

She looks very good. 96, doesn't she?

[Christy Lee]

4 million followers.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet she tells everybody she doesn't color her hair. And I bet she does.

[Jess Hooker]

That's exactly the same color my mom had.

[Tom Griswold]

Real cat.

[Chick McGee]

Your mom's hair Was. Was it dyed?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. That color.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah. There's no way that's.

[Chick McGee]

It's like Margaret 96.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a red. The russet potato look.

[Greg Hahn]

She looks like Mrs. Firebird Ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks like if Bruce Valiant shaved his beard.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And you know what? Every now and then he will shave his beard. And it's horrible looking.

[Chick McGee]

If you don't like the music, take out your hearing aid. Dolores, you.

[Josh Arnold]

More vodka. Metamucil.

[Chick McGee]

12k a month. Seems kind of steep.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's probably. That might be somewhat on the higher end. But those are pricey. Those are pricey places.

[Jess Hooker]

Mom was at 10. Yeah, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

And she didn't deserve.

[Chick McGee]

What happens when it starts? When the money runs out.

[Jess Hooker]

What happens when the money runs out?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Kick them out.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Turn her out on the street. Make her earn her money.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Tricks baby.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a category?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Erotic.

[Josh Arnold]

Now for her. I don't know if good guilf is a category.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Nana. Nana.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a mouthful, isn't it? Well, she would be.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she's got a mouthful. I'm sure.

[Christy Lee]

One of her other T shirts said to do list and then marked off it says your dad.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, funny.

[Al Jackson]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, did you. Did you really sleep with my cat?

[Al Jackson]

Lady.

[Jess Hooker]

One of the most complete T. Rex skeletons is going up for auction. Sotheby says the approximately 67 million year old fossil dubbed Gus is one of the largest T. Rexes ever found. Gus, measuring 38ft long, almost 13ft tall. Well, you're gonna have to take out the top floor for this one, aren't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but 13ft tall. Is it a baby?

[Jess Hooker]

The skeleton is approximately 61% complete, boasting 183 fossil bone elements. You can check out, Gus. At a presale estimate, 20 to 30 million dollars. It'll go up for auction on July 14th.

[Josh Arnold]

I think if I were Bezos or somebody, why not give me a T. Rex skeleton?

[Tom Griswold]

It's not entirely T. Rex. This is good for 14 million. I want 100% T. Rex.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is going to end up like an Elon Musk's Lake Tahoe cottage.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Would you fill in the missing parts

[Josh Arnold]

or would you do. Yeah, I would.

[Jess Hooker]

You fill in the missing parts like an erector.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's ruining. It's like buying a classic car. Car and putting in an aftermarket radio.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you want to listen to radio.

[Jess Hooker]

They still. If you buy a classic car, they still. They'll fix them up.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, but I would don't. They would put like little spanners in and stuff where the.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I would do with this. Yeah. I would make it look. The fake would look like the real.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

But you know. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

You're gonna buy one of those.

[Josh Arnold]

A T. Rex. Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

House.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ideally, doesn't the name Gus seem a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what's funny to me.

[Greg Hahn]

Casual.

[Josh Arnold]

Casual.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's. It's supposed to be like a really evil.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that dichotomy, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

Big tooth.

[Greg Hahn]

They took the edge off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You want it that way.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, like a little.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, I'd probably go like Lucy or something. You know what I like even Dorothy.

[Chick McGee]

But you want a villain name.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that the one?

[Josh Arnold]

No, because that's what everybody would expect.

[Greg Hahn]

I'd name him Slippery Joe Butterman.

[Josh Arnold]

Dude, that is absolutely the name.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you're asking was he in politics. Oh, yes, Slippery Joe was in politics,

[Chick McGee]

but in reality, to be. Shouldn't this be in a museum so kids can enjoy it instead of in some billionaire? You get on the yacht and they've got a lobby in the yacht up front. Yes, yes, we have. We have a T. Rex on the boat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

But what if selling it keeps that museum open for the next 50 years?

[Christy Lee]

That's true, too.

[Chick McGee]

Now you're giving me a moral dilemma.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a moral dilemma.

[Chick McGee]

What if we take the billionaire, put him in a cage? Cage in the museum.

[Jess Hooker]

Now you got it. Doesn't say who's selling the T. Rex. So we don't know who owns it, so I don't know where.

[Josh Arnold]

The money's going to be a private.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the thing. This is a. This says Nick Cage once outbid Leo DiCaprio for a T. Rex skull.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

He bought it for $276,000. The skull was later found to have been smuggled out of Mongolia and had to be returned.

[Josh Arnold]

Leo didn't want to buy it after he found out it was older than 26. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Ginkgo, you're on fire over there.

[Chick McGee]

So I wonder. I wonder who did he get his money back?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the. The bidder or Nicholas Cage.

[Jess Hooker]

Because they found it. It was stolen. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, he probably. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They probably.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Maybe he didn't get his money back. There's a reason he did. Ghost Rider 2 and Spider Noir or

[Chick McGee]

whatever the hell it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it good?

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't. I'm gonna. I'm gonna make. I'm gonna check it out.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I think I'd like to.

[Tom Griswold]

Also trying to keep an open mind.

[Chick McGee]

This is the TV Spider Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He's on Amazon. There's a series on.

[Josh Arnold]

I love Cage. I love Nick.

[Tom Griswold]

He gets it bit by the spider.

[Greg Hahn]

I guess he's still acting. He is, yeah. Okay. And it's great, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He's doing some really good stuff as of late. Watch the movie Pig.

[Greg Hahn]

Pig. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Pig's really good.

[Chick McGee]

Now I want to remind everybody that we have some cool stuff in the pop up store.

[Josh Arnold]

Store.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Babaton Pop up store. It's going to be open until what? Friday.

[Christy Lee]

Sunday.

[Chick McGee]

This Sunday.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. See that sign right there that says

[Chick McGee]

Sunday Pop up store closes Sunday, July 12th.

[Al Jackson]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I was looking at my sheet. Is it on here too? We've got your.

[Tom Griswold]

It's okay, honey. There's somebody else's.

[Chick McGee]

Your fleece shorts.

[Josh Arnold]

Pick one of those.

[Chick McGee]

Take it home with your Pat Godwin shirts, your Bob and Tom hats and a bunch of cool. Even that.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool. You want a hat? I'll sign it for.

[Jess Hooker]

For you.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. It's once again the Bob and Tom store. Including the Camp Radio Wood T shirts. They're very fancy. They're very nice. Thanks so much for joining us, Greg Hahn, one of my favorite human beings and a terrific comedian. And I'll say this sincerely. If you have a business you're looking to do a Christmas party, this is the best guy you can get. And he's not going to offend anyone. And he might even. What may make one of the ladies, an honest woman.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

Greg Hahn. Not good. A creep.

[Al Jackson]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

H, a h. And where do they find you on the Internet?

[Greg Hahn]

Han. What is it, Greg? Han.com.

[Chick McGee]

how would you know Greg han.com.

[Greg Hahn]

that's it.

[Chick McGee]

Make it hard for him. That's Go see Greg. By the way, one show only. Dayton tomorrow night.

[Josh Arnold]

Sell that baby out.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's going to be awesome. He's the best. He. He will bring joy into your heart.

[Greg Hahn]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now I'm going to say so long farewell and thanks for joining us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

For a complete copy of the Bob

[Chick McGee]

and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules.

[Tom Griswold]

Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

How special is it that we've been able to follow this young group of guys?

[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Christy Lee]

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