The BOB & TOM Show - June 10, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: June 10, 2026

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Main Theme / Purpose

This episode is a classic blend of The BOB & TOM Show’s signature topical comedy, roundtable banter, news, letters from listeners, and offbeat discussion about everything from orange construction barrels and World Cup soccer to strange license plates, famous toilet deaths, dad books, and the physics of peeing. The theme is easy listening, humorous companionship—with equal parts absurdity, relatable rants, and an open-door policy for low-brow jokes.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Summer Road Construction & Orange Barrels Humor

[00:21–04:15]

• Todd Yan performs his comedic “Orange Barrels” song about ubiquitous roadwork.
• The cast riffs on perpetual road construction, theories about barrels as "road storage", and "mystery zones" with lanes closed but no workers present.
• Tom Griswold: “There is not a place to store orange barrels anywhere in this country…when they're finished, they just put them on roads.”

Memorable Quote [03:03, Tom]
"There is not a place to store orange barrels anywhere in this country…so when they're finished with a project, they just put them on roads to block them and store them there."

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2. Summer, Travel, and Life’s Annoyances

[04:15–15:15]

• Christy Lee and crew trade traffic horror stories—closed exits, reroutes, and storm-related paranoia.
• News that Patty G’s comedy special is finally online, but shoulder surgery sidelines live music for now.
• Side conversations: World Cup soccer’s cultural impact (particularly on beer manufacturing, policing), fugitive jokes, the lifespan of the TV show The Fugitive, and a quick history of pop single lengths.
• Discussion about the classic radio edits of songs and attention shifts in modern music (songs under 2 minutes).

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3. Listener Letters & “Unusual Deaths”

[18:04–23:46]

• Paranoia update: Christy Lee fears dying "on the toilet" during a storm after a recent discussion of famous potty deaths (e.g., Elvis).
• Goofy but informative detours: “Is it dangerous to shower during a lightning storm?” (Yes, says the CDC.)
• The team runs through historical bathroom fatalities, including medieval assassination by spear through the privy.
• Jeff Oskay offers up personal tales of drunkenly sitting backwards on a toilet to rest his head.

Memorable Quote [21:16, Tom]
"When the Duke went to use the toilet, the assassin stabbed him up the backside with a spear is how they elegantly put it."

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4. Tall Women, Big Feet, and Social Graces

[25:42–29:45]

• Tom relates seeing a woman with unusually large feet, reads a listener letter from Sarah (“I’m 6’1”, wear a size 12”), and shares jokes about tall women’s lives.
• The group debates etiquette, appropriate comments, WNBA sideline stories, and the perils of interviewing basketball players while standing on chairs.

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5. Cars, Custom License Plates, and Squeegees

[32:01–36:27]

• Listener sends in a “I M O U N T E M” license plate photo—prompting jokes about what profession the owner might have.
• Complaints about the grimy smell of gas station windshield buckets (why? Bird excreta, trucker pee).
• Letter about colonoscopy photos turning up in used cars, and Josh describes his own colonoscopy keepsake printouts.

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6. Parties, Ponies, Donkeys, and World Cup Beavers

[38:00–47:25]

• Christy recounts a charity event where mini horses bring beer in coolers.
• [42:09] Arsenal Football Club donates player socks to a donkey sanctuary for much-needed animal leg protection.
• [44:02] Toronto’s “Great Beaver Quest” for the World Cup—public art scavenger hunt with 51 beaver statues.
• Innuendo/joke detour into vintage “beaver” magazines and Penthouse logic.
• Josh Arnold: “I hope to get so rich I’m invited to a beaver auction.”

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7. World Cup Beer and City Policy

[49:58–51:19]

• “World Cup fever” could trigger a baby boom in England.
• Boston explores open container beer zones and 3am bar hours during World Cup.

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8. Listener Letters: Socks, Socks, and Routines

[54:38–57:44]

• Putting on socks while standing: reader’s bathroom pratfall—“seven stitches later.”
• Tom describes his elaborate early morning clothing routine down to pre-folded underwear and laundry tips.
• The cast compares approaches to basic self-care and domestic efficiency.

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9. Toy Story 5 & Porsche Collab

[66:00–76:56]

• Porsche releases three one-of-a-kind Toy Story-themed 911s (Woody, Buzz, Jesse) to benefit charity.
• Show interest in car values, collector culture, and driving etiquette.
• Josh: “What can you do with that Porsche? You’d have to break the law to enjoy it the way it’s meant to be.”
• Old Tim Allen comedy bits about the Pillsbury Doughboy.

Memorable Quote [76:02, Tom]:
"Tim, of course, is one of the voices in the new Toy Story. ... [He] was calling me from his shop in LA and was laughing because the show has to rent cars from him."

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10. News: Prada Space Suits, George Washington’s Beer, Dad Books

[85:33–93:10]

• Prada designs high-tech cooling “undergarments” for Artemis astronauts.
• The NY Public Library and Talia Beer Co. recreate George Washington’s “small beer” recipe for the 250th US anniversary.
• “Dad books”—nonfiction histories, WWII books—are in sales decline.
• Most “toilet reading” now happens on phones, not with “bathroom reader” books.

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11. Strange News and Oddities

[130:05–133:42]

• Florida man with a “very small, hairy penis” arrested for parking lot urination—“snitch” witness with hurtful detail.
• Florida car vandals use feces and mustard/chocolate (likely TikTok prank or petty neighborhood revenge).

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12. “Sexy Time” with Ali Breen

[135:52–152:15]

• Letters/advice about suspicious online dating profiles, recycled cutesy nicknames (“Pickle”), and being used as a cheating friend’s “alibi.”
• Key Quotes:
  • [139:07, Ali]: “It takes the cuteness away if it’s not personal. Wait, that's just a generic name you call everybody.”
  • [141:08, Tom]: “There’s no way out of this. There is nothing you can do.”
• Relationship comfort boundaries: “pooping with the door open” is not acceptable!
• The physics of men sitting or standing to pee, the “bifurcation phenomenon,” and why women’s urination is louder.

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Notable Quotes & Classic Bits

• [21:16, Tom]: “The assassin stabbed him up the backside with a spear, is how they elegantly put it...”
• [139:13, Tom]: “Whenever you give someone a nickname, it’s kind of a power move.”
• [152:15, Ali]: “We are equally surprised that you guys never manage to get all your pee in the toilet.”
• [76:41, Tom]: "Tim Allen was laughing because... the show has to rent cars from him."
• [158:12, Christy]: “Women typically produce a more intense, faster urine stream than men.”

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Running Jokes & Callbacks

• “Orange barrels”—constant pain of driving in construction.
• Tall women and big feet—etiquette, shoe sizes, WNBA gags.
• World Cup—beer, beaver scavenger hunts, and Vancouver’s “Great Beaver Quest.”
• Nicknames and cheating alibis—be careful what you agree to!
• Public pee physics—bifurcation, sound effects, why men miss, and hazardously loud female peeing.
• Custom Toy Story Porsches—Would you drive one?
• Prada space suits—who wears what, astronaut fashion critiques.
• Hot takes on self-care—the show’s morning routines, socks, showers, and dry cleaning.

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Useful Timestamps

• Orange Barrels Song/Construction Rant: [00:21–04:15]
• World Cup News/Beer/Beaver Quest: [05:30, 42:09, 44:02]
• Legendary Toilet Deaths: [20:03–23:46]
• Tall Women/Big Feet: [25:42–29:45]
• Weird License Plates: [32:16–33:43]
• Colonoscopy Letter/Josh’s Story: [35:06–36:19]
• Toy Story Porsche Segment: [66:00–76:56]
• Prada Space Suit Story: [85:33–89:31]
• George Washington’s Beer: [91:12–92:44, 95:21–97:25]
• Science of Peeing: [155:11–157:52]
• “Sexy Time” (Ali Breen): [135:52–152:15]

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Tone & Language

• Irreverent, punny, and riffing; classic morning show camaraderie.
• Tangents, callbacks, and bits abound—no pretense, just everyday complaints turned into jokes.
• Language is conversational, teasing, and slightly bawdy but never mean-spirited.

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This episode delivers everything THE BOB & TOM SHOW promises: quick-witted banter, goofy letters, relatable rants, and enough oddball facts about socks, beavers, and urine PSI to keep your commute entertaining.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Todd Yan]

Orange barrels, orange barrels. Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange barrels looking back at me. Look at Larry, Darryl and Darrell standing next to the orange barrel looking back at me. They have signs that say slow down. I drive 25 through town. Their faces are dark and dirty and brown. They're looking back at me. Orange barrels, orange barrels. Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange barrels. Why can't I be free? Look at Larry, Darrell and Darrell standing next to the orange barrel in their or back at me they stand in their stinking sweat. I haven't seen them working yet. They have to pee in a portalette and their butt crack smiles at me. If I could fly, I'd leave this world behind and I'd free up my mind from this debris. Any orange barrels looking back at me? Orange barrels, orange barrels. Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange barrels looking back at me. Look at Larry, Darrell and Darrell standing next to the orange barrel in their orange vest apparel. They piss off my girlfriend Carol, who's sitting next to me. We drive through the rain and snow to orange barrels.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Will the work get done?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no one knows.

[Todd Yan]

It remains a mystery. Orange barrels, orange barrels or.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ah, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're doing some summer traveling,

[Tom Griswold]

you're

[Josh Arnold]

bound to see some orange barrels. They everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a theory about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we'll get to that in just one second. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the news desk. Hi, there's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man. How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

Good, man. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold. This is the Bob and Tom Show. And Tom has a theory about orange barrels and construction.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's. You've got to be very careful in these construction zones. People working hard to fix roads. I totally understand.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

However, I, I found out, I read this on the Internet, so I know it's true. There is not a place to store orange barrels anywhere in this country.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

So when they're finished with a project, they just put them on roads to block them and store them there. In case you're. In case you're wondering what is the longest stretch you've ever driven where they have half the roads closed and there's no one working on it and nothing's been taken apart.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great question.

[Tom Griswold]

The next six miles for no reason, we're taking it down to one lane. Good luck.

[Christy Lee]

And then it goes to a bridge and there's nobody there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, conversely, we had this story a couple Weeks ago about the idiot that decided to go around the barrels and drove onto a giant field of wet concrete and his truck promptly sank in.

[Josh Arnold]

So I'm grateful though, that one of my. The highway nearest my house, the entrance to it has been closed for going on for about four years. And it's open now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

I get to try that. Yeah. I have yet to try it.

[Tom Griswold]

Four years it's been closed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, by the way, the entrance up here that we were talking about the other day, still a mess. Don't go there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's still closed. Yeah, that's. That's the one that. It caused me to take an extra 20 minutes drive every day. Okay, thanks. Very good. Now that was Todd Yan along with the Bob and town band and orchestra. One of the classics. Great arrangement by Steve Ali and Todd is one of the great live performance. There's something about him. When you see him, it doesn't necessarily translate to television because you're kind of looking around the room going, are we all allowed to enjoy this? This is so funny. Which reminds me, by the way, on a different note, Patty G's special, the dry bar special is now out and doing great.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

Looking great. If you get a chance, check it out. They've got like a nine minute preview. You can check at Dry bar comedy. So after a year, they finally released it. Now, I don't know when we're going to release Pat. He's currently in the recovery zone. Poor buddy, following shoulder surgery. So we'll see when he gets feeling better. He thinks he can come in on Friday or maybe Monday.

[Christy Lee]

So we'll see.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he should play it day to day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's no there.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

There'll be no strumming with that right arm. It's in a sling of some sort. So we may have to have him just play with his left hand on a keyboard or.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's talented. He could do that. He could pull it off.

[Tom Griswold]

I. It'll be fun.

[Josh Arnold]

He can also just snipe the sniper.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or just do stuff. Acapella. I may do an acapella thing today.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I've been thinking about it. Possible.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Possible. A journey down the road of music. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Coming up, we have fun things in the world going on. A lot of world cup adjacent news stories.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if you've noticed this. Even if you're not a soccer fan, There are a lot of other things that are happening that are happening because of the world cup, including several things involving Alcohol manufacturing and consumption.

[Christy Lee]

Alcohol and World cup go hand in hand.

[Tom Griswold]

There'll be some, I think police work. There'll be some folks getting picked up. We do have one of my favorite fugitive stories today coming up about it.

[Josh Arnold]

We all know what that means.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, we all know what that means. Get it ready. Go ahead, play it now.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you. Are you suggesting that I was intending to play my tribute to the great TV show the Fugitive. The Fugitive, A QM production starring. Starring David Jensen as the Fugitive. Those were the days.

[Josh Arnold]

Even the Harrison ford movie is 30 plus years old.

[Tom Griswold]

Great show. I'm surprised they haven't brought it back.

[Josh Arnold]

They did, they did. Remember, the short lived. Oh hell, it was. It was a streaming service that like Spielberg quibi. Do you guys remember it lasted maybe six months and there was a Kiefer Sutherland fugitive.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What was.

[Tom Griswold]

Each show was nine minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was something to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they thought it would be the next big thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And maybe they may have just been a little too early.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, maybe because now they're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

I was talking to our guest yesterday off the air.

[Christy Lee]

I think it was off the air. We were talking about music.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. About how singles are so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're so short now.

[Tom Griswold]

They're shortening the length of radio singles.

[Josh Arnold]

That's going to go back to the bubble gum.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Under two minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's wild.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean because we are lit. Not we. I lived maybe. Maybe Ace to a degree lived through the. The point where. Well, there are a couple famous stories about radio singles. Probably the most famous is the great song Light My Fire by the Doors.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The original had a kind of a spacey intro.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Middle part, whatever your instrumental part that in retrospect they should have got. Anyway, the, the. Well, the Doors recorded the album. They went back into the record company and the guy goes, we're gon shorten it to go.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can't do it. It's our art.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they shortened it of course. Became the biggest hit of the summer or whatever. But we then we lived through a period in which there were some really long hit singles. And I. The longest is probably what, like American Pie? Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's eight and a half.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was long but there was a time when everything was under two minutes. Well, that's what's happening now. They're taking songs from artists and shrinking him. This is the. The tick tock mentality has any attention.

[Josh Arnold]

Slow ride.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was a long one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's almost eight minutes. But the singles like, less than four minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, they, you know, that was a great song. Take out some of the meat. I think Slow Ride was designed for making it. Long version is a bedroom version. And I only wish Pat were here so he could say, I haven't even. I've never even gotten in the bedroom, gone through them.

[Jeff Oskay]

The short time I heard that Meatloaf song, the paradise by the Dashboard, I never knew a song could be that long. Like, I was like, oh, this is the best thing I've ever heard. This is amazing. Like, because I had only heard these quick little, you know, little teeny boppers. And you hear that and it's like, oh, this is amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

And I must confess that we have it in this program, occasionally shorten something. I mean, there is the. As we used to call it, the album version. There's the album version of the Doors. We had the album version of A Prisoner of Love, sometimes called Prison Prison, which we played yesterday. Got a nice letter about that, by the way.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, we played that the other day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they hadn't heard it in quite some time. A lot of our stuff is floating around the Internet. If you'd like to hear such classics as Prisoner of Love.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyways, we were learning something every day. But coming up today, we do have some astonishing things going on in the world of news. Of course, as always, we have, coming up later on, Ali Breen with Sexy Time, which is always a great pleasure, but with respect to the World cup. And as you know, I'm kind of a. I guess don't care about it much. I don't want to watch this. I'm not going to watch any of it. But there are some interesting things going on with respect to greeting a lot of people from other places coming to watch the World cup in the United States of America. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, no, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, for you, we have literary news today.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes. And one quick point. We had an interesting story yesterday about a. A college professor or something, that some guy was writing a book about Abraham Lincoln. And he. He'd received a couple of legitimate, whatever you want to call it, genuine Abraham Lincoln documents. And he had him in a folder, this was somewhere in Connecticut, and he put them on the roof of his car and drove off. They're trying to. They're trying to locate the folder. But at the time, that led us to a discussion of a really terrific movie. And I did a little research. It was on Apple tv, and it started a guy named Hamish Linklater as Abraham Lincoln.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Manhunt.

[Tom Griswold]

Manhunt is. It's terrific. It's about the search for John Wilkes Booth. It was really good. It came out a year or two ago, but I wanted to make sure we got through it. And I think Josh nailed it. But Hamish is a really good actor. He was on whatever it was. The Old Christine Adventures of old. Yeah, the New Adventures of Old Christine, which was a really funny show anyway, if you get a chance. That's a really good kind of history, historically based story about the search for John Wilkes Booth. Really, really good. But in any event, they're still trying to find these Lincoln papers. I mean, I've done. I've done something that stupid where I've put something on the roof for my car, the bumper, and driven off. But it wasn't as tragic as this. Although it was one time because it was a fresh Starbucks cappuccino grande.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what, that's a bummer.

[Jeff Oskay]

I saw a video yesterday of someone driving away with a coffee on the hood of their car or on the roof, and somebody goes, hey, you got. And they hit their brakes and the coffee fell and then all poured inside their windowing. Yeah, I felt horrible for the lady. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that sounds like something you'd stage for a great video if it was staged.

[Jeff Oskay]

They did a great job because it seemed very real.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's terrific.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just by the reactions.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sometimes you never know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember Bob and I were in a taxi in New Orleans. We were coming from the airport. And I think that. I don't think they regulate the cabs in New Orleans. I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you say that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, because they are just so junky. And anyway, so we're in a taxi and then a guy on some kind of a freeway, and this guy pulls up next to us and he's frantically waving and pointing and, you know, you always wonder what, you know, what's going on? Why is. And it turned out that the car had a flat tire and the whole deal. But you get in that situation, you never know. Am I being set up to be robbed?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

You couldn't feel that he had a flat tire. Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

That's, by the way, really convenient. If you're in a taxi, you got a flat tire.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I bet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Two weeks ago, I was driving next to a truck and its engine was on fire. I could see through the. Through, like the tire. You could see it was on fire. And I'm honking at the guy and I'm trying to show him that his engines on fire, but trying to pan

[Josh Arnold]

like, I'm like, fire.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, I had no idea. And finally he ended up pulling over, and I don't know what happened, but enough smoke was coming out. I think he realized, oh, something's up. Yeah, but, yeah, I'm next to him going, fire. I didn't know the hand motion for fire.

[Tom Griswold]

I was watching some. Some of the NHRA drag racing over the weekend. They have. The cameras are everywhere, and they're about to do this one. It was a top fuel race, and they show from up above. And one of the commentators goes, well, it would appear that something in the engine is actually on fire. And you could see this thing on fire then. Fortunately, it's a short race. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Three seconds, it's done.

[Tom Griswold]

And the thing didn't catch on fire. Yeah, we do need. We need more signals. We need more signals to be able to.

[Christy Lee]

Hand signals.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. To tell people what's going. And we've all. We've often said this. We need another version of the horn.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the happy horn. Yeah, the friendly horn.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the, you know, hey, wake up. Stop playing wordle and turn left at this light before it turns red again. But we, we have to get to that. Do you do the double. The friendly.

[Christy Lee]

I don't use my horn ever. I don't even. I don't think I've ever used my horn on this car.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know where?

[Christy Lee]

Three years. Well, I assume it's in the middle of the steering wheel. Like most horns you don't get when

[Tom Griswold]

you run a car. You don't immediately do a quick check.

[Christy Lee]

No. Do you?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, I'm a big horn guy.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I honestly have never used my horn.

[Tom Griswold]

There's someone listening in heaven that said, yeah, if I hadn't hit my horn, that guy wouldn't have crawled out of his car and shot me to death. Some people can't take a joke. Well, so anyway, in any event, we'll have some fun today. If you want to reach us, we'll be reading your letters in a matter of moments. You can reach us at Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com. now, maybe 20, 26 is that you decided to lose some weight. If you're thinking about losing some serious weight, the physicians at Brickhouse Nutrition have some advice for you. They've designed a product that is if. If you want to lose more than 10 pounds. This is not for the casual weight loss person. And it's not an injectable. It is a. It's. It's a formula designed as a supplement and it's called Lean L E A N. And it's been showing some remarkable results. The idea is it helps lower your blood sugar and helps make you less hungry. To put it in simple terms, your appetite goes down, your cravings go down and which is just part of a proper regimen of dietary stuff and exercise. But find out the information by visiting [e-mail] and I'll tell you this. Friends of the show get 20% off in a free rush shipping thing going. So if you go to takelean.com and add the code Tom, you'll get that special discount. Once again, my name [e-mail] once again, designed to lose more than £10 and it's not a thing where you take an EpiPen and shove it in your thigh to lose weight, whatever that's called. Weight loss results will vary. These products and statements haven't been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or any condition. See if it's for you by visiting take lean.com Also coming up, we have tips from old folks about what to do to they call it self care. Some tips that are kind of funny and big news if you're in Toronto and heading for the World cup. The Great Beaver Quest is about to begin. We'll find out what the Great Beaver Quest is. It sure sounds like fun. We'll let you know shortly. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskay is sitting across from me.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

How are you, pally?

[Jeff Oskay]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

There's. Oh, I brought you a Bassmaster magazine. I saw that. There's Ace Cosby. What'd you bring me? I brought you a Bassmaster magazine.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you were gonna go with

[Josh Arnold]

Ass Master, but it's for men with basso voices. I am Josh Arnold. There's Tom. I brought you the Ass Master.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, could have been for guys that play the bass,

[Josh Arnold]

but he doesn't, so I got him the other way. Oh, you did used to play the bass. Yeah. Stand up?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thanks for joining us.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to thank you, Tom, for adding to my long list of paranoia. As my husband keeps telling me, it gets longer and longer every day. Last night, check local listings. There were some pretty nasty thunderstorms. And as you know, we live in a pretty Wooded area. And I was sitting on the toilet in my little water closet, and all I could think of is, God, please don't let that tree fall and have me die on the toilet tonight. Because. Yeah, that'd be because yesterday we were talking about famous people that had died on the toilet. So I go to bed and I told Andy this story, and he goes, are you okay? No. I go, he's adding to my paranoia every day.

[Jeff Oskay]

But the good part is, if you do die that way, you're now one of six people in history, a famous person.

[Christy Lee]

You're on a list. I don't think I'm famous enough to make this list.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're on my list, baby.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Good day. It's one of those things that people be whispering at the funeral home.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we. Wait a minute. Yes, that would happen, but we'd be talking about it on the air.

[Christy Lee]

You would laugh every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it'd be hard to. It'd be kind of one of those countdown things. How many days since her tragic death can be mentioned? The fact that she was pooping most.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. We'd have flushing sound effects.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, by the way, it was number one. And I was trying to get done so quick.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there is. Don't they say if it's lightning, you shouldn't be in the shower?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Always heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a thing?

[Jeff Oskay]

I believe so.

[Christy Lee]

I have. Oh, but my mother told me that, and she was a big liar.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you were. Yeah, but in theory, if you were. If you were urinating. I know there was a guy that was urinating into an air conditioner that got zapped pretty bad.

[Christy Lee]

If you're urinating, it could go upstream.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no. The electricity is conducted by the right water. So I'm not sure if you could get electrocuted sitting on a toilet, but I would imagine it's possible.

[Christy Lee]

I hope not. See, now you've added another thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, yesterday we had a list. I've got it right in front of me. Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Right here, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Saved it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, of course you did.

[Tom Griswold]

From mental floss. Most famously, Elvis died in the bathroom. I've always wondered, do you. If you come upon that scene, do you flush or is that tampering with evidence?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know, because maybe. What if they could look at, you know, the stool and. And see, oh, there's a lot of blood here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Obviously, there was some other.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, Elvis died at the age of 42. It's hard to believe.

[Christy Lee]

Elvis's case. It was the other Way he was impacted, remember?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Gosh darn it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Need more fiber, Elvis, and probably less a. Fewer barbiturates.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, the one that was really good was the guy that was murdered. Was it? Oh, yeah, here it is. Godfrey iv, the Duke of Lower Lorraine, who, by the way, it says was, they note, known as Godfrey the Hunchback. He must have a hunchback, so I'm guessing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I bet he didn't like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that behind his back?

[Christy Lee]

Not if you're a duke. You don't want to be known as a hunchback.

[Tom Griswold]

He an assassin, it says was positioned directly under his privy as they write here.

[Josh Arnold]

That's rough.

[Tom Griswold]

When the Duke went to use the toilet, the assassin stabbed him up the backside with a spear. Fear is how they elegantly put it,

[Josh Arnold]

you know, That's a crime of passion, isn't it? That's. You got to be really.

[Christy Lee]

It's rough for both of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So that guy's got to be inside. Inside some kind of a. Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good assassin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we get those stories every once in a while, but, you know, someone will be at a. At a facility that is going into a big tank, and they'll look down, they'll see a. The light of a camera. Yeah, some guy down in there, my

[Josh Arnold]

shop teacher told us a story about. He was an ex cop. And I remember his exact words were. He goes, yeah, we found this guy. He was in the bottom of an outhouse. And, you know, he was just down there getting it hot off the press.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is a public service. Be glad that when you get up this morning, you didn't say to yourself, well, I'm gonna put on my fishing boots and go stand in the bottom of a port of sand and. Yeah, get some. Hot off the press. No, thank you. Now, here's the word on that. On the lightning thing, and this is significant because coming up today, we do have Benjamin Franklin, news of all things. This says, according to the National Weather Service and the cdc, you should not shower during a lightning storm. They strongly advise using any plumbing during a severe thunderstorm.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Lightning can travel through a home's metal plumbing and wiring, putting you at serious risk of execute. Excuse me, of electrocution, if you're in contact with the water or metal fixtures.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that would suck.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's why houses had lightning rods back in the day. Why don't we have those anymore?

[Tom Griswold]

We do.

[Christy Lee]

We do.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of houses have.

[Christy Lee]

You have a lightning rod on the top of your house right now?

[Tom Griswold]

I've never looked. I think I do. I know my name.

[Josh Arnold]

Kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my neighbors does. I see. Where to my Walk the dogs?

[Christy Lee]

I don't have one. I know we don't have one. Do you have one?

[Show Announcer]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have to double check, but. Yeah, that. Serious business. But back to the notion of being at your. The aforementioned funeral. You're having.

[Christy Lee]

Christine. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For yourself. I remember we had a news story about a guy, that he died in a farm field, and he had taken some kind of styrofoam, whatever it is, foam pipe. That was part of the tractor thing. And he was having intimate relations with it when it. When he. When he died.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, that's tough.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it made the press. I mean, it was in the news.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

But again, that. That's got to be a. Maybe that's a closed wake. You don't want to be. Well, Elmer died doing what he loved. Farming. No, no, no, no. Having sex with a tractor.

[Christy Lee]

This poor widow.

[Josh Arnold]

We knew he loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess we shouldn't be shocked.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's the old saying? Nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Sweet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Screws like a deer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was pretty. Pretty rough.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, Josh, have you ever been so drunk that you sat backwards on the toilet so you could rest your head on the back of the toilet?

[Josh Arnold]

Never done that.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a. That's a move.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I was not aware of that.

[Christy Lee]

That is a move.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did it once. I didn't remember doing it. I just remember waking up from it.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think that would. The positioning would cause.

[Josh Arnold]

I would think, issues.

[Tom Griswold]

Cleansing issues later.

[Christy Lee]

Are you doing number one? Just number one?

[Jeff Oskay]

I think it was just number one, but, yeah, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe the coolness of the porcelain.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Definitely. Woke up a couple hours later still sitting on.

[Christy Lee]

I remember I've laid on a floor before. Not gonna lie.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember I first heard it described by the great singer songwriter Steve Goodman. I highly recommend all his work. Steve Goodman wrote the great song City of New Orleans, among many others. Wonderful performer. Steve Goodman was talking about being so drunk, you're, quote, driving the porcelain bus. You got the seat up and you're puking into the toilet, but you're just steering that big porcelain bus. Sadly, Steve is gone now. I got a nice letter here yesterday. I had mentioned that I was getting coffee over the weekend, Sunday morning, as a matter of fact, and there was a very attractive woman who was in the coffee shop in line and I wasn't trying to look for this, but I. I happened to notice that she had gigantic feet. And. No. And she. Don't get me wrong. I'm not being critical. She was very attractive.

[Christy Lee]

She doesn't fall down much.

[Tom Griswold]

Sort of disproportionately large. Large feet. All right, I didn't say anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's nice of you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, this time, but.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm not. Again, I am not being critical.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you are. You're not being critical of the woman as a whole. You're being critical of her large. Her feet.

[Tom Griswold]

I pay critic. I'm just saying that it was unusual that I. And I.

[Josh Arnold]

Unusual is some somewhat of a critical word here.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Anywho, got this nice letter from Sarah, who says, I love the fact that Tom was in awe of this woman's big feet. I would like to tell you I am six one, and we're a size 12 in women's shoes and a size 11 in men's.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I wear a men's 12, so. And this lady, I think her feet were certainly as big as mine, and she was wearing kind of open sandals, by the way. I do not talk like Andrea the Giant. I never played basketball, which is the number one question I get asked. I do not like being referred to as Bigfoot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I imagine you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazon. Ogre or lurch?

[Josh Arnold]

Ogre or lurch. No, you wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't enjoy being asked, how is the weather up there now? So those are things Tom, do not say to a really tall woman. No, yes, of course not. But she. This woman was very pretty. And there are some gorgeous ladies, if you've ever watched the wnba.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And Sophie Cunningham, Lexi Holt. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But. And the other thing is. It's one of those things where you. If you just see him on tv, you can't always tell, because it's like in the NBA, all the guys are. They're all pretty big. But then you see them getting interviewed courtside. There's some lady holding Statue of Liberty. Statue of Liberty in the mic up there.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Kareem, how did it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I had to do that job. I know exactly what it's like.

[Tom Griswold]

They should have given you stilts.

[Christy Lee]

No, I had a chair guy. You know this. Yeah, yeah. They paid for a guy. All he did was walk around with a folding chair. And when I would interview players, I would stand on the chair and he would.

[Tom Griswold]

Upskirt you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Jeff Oskay]

I got this great job. I couldn't follow this lady around. An upskirt.

[Christy Lee]

He's a great guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got the new mirror shoes.

[Christy Lee]

He did other things, but yeah, that's what he had to do. Poor guy. But yeah, I told you about the time I was at a WNBA game and the guy in front of me, Perver. He was like taking pictures the whole time of one of those gals you just mentioned.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it was creepy. Creepy, creepy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, because I was sitting right behind him and you know, you can see, you know, I think pointing his camera,

[Josh Arnold]

spying on somebody at the game is creepy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

You're the creep in the situation.

[Tom Griswold]

But I do. I. It does bother me though, when you're at a concert and the guy in front of you is taping the whole thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that happens. It happened the other night when we were at a show. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And especially when you know that the I. The guy was doing. I was at Madison Square Garden for one of the Eric Clapton things and this guy was the whole show. I had to look at his. His iPhone. I don't want to go. You know, this is going to be released. It'll be on DVD and streaming in a couple of months. You might want to.

[Christy Lee]

Does anyone ever watch those videos?

[Josh Arnold]

They post portions of them. That way they can prove that they were there.

[Tom Griswold]

And oh yeah, it's all about the Facebook. In any event, I'm a big fan of tall ladies. Don't get me wrong.

[Jeff Oskay]

Me too.

[Josh Arnold]

My girlfriend of 90s was six four. Oh, nice. Dude. She hated this recorded WNBA if you asked her if she played basketball.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this woman hates that. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

My first wife was six two.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And she did play basketball.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have big feet?

[Jeff Oskay]

I guess I never really the correct answer.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff, you're supposed to go, they were this big. Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

My bad.

[Tom Griswold]

The implication being that you.

[Christy Lee]

You Adam in her mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're welcome. You can use that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up in sports?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, lots of World cup stuff. I also have a letter about Joshua's colonoscopy and stupid world record.

[Christy Lee]

All right, speaking of sports, while the world watches the stars at the FIFA World Cup, Hyundai has its eyes on the next generation of talent. The future stars who are already turning heads at just the ripe old age of 14. Because next doesn't wait for an invitation. And neither does Hyundai. Hyundai has always moved the future within reach. They did it when they had advanced safety standard on every vehicle and engineered the EVs with ultra fast charging capability. And they're still doing it every day because the future isn't some far off concept. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA.

[Tom Griswold]

And Christy, you drive an awesome Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

I love my Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a really beautiful car.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Really beautiful. Coming up, by the way, speaking of automobiles and such as, you know, I'm a huge fan of the Toy Story. I hate to use the term franchise, but that's great series of movies and Toy Story 5 is coming out. Really looking forward to seeing it. There's a really unusual and cool tie in from the world of automobiles coming up. So if you're a so called car guy or car gal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, this is really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Like Christy, you'll want to stick around. Stick around for that, please. Now we will be returning here. I hope you can return with us to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com

[Tom Griswold]

is 28th at the RUA.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. My right is an evil seductress. She was tempting me during the break.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, putting my lip gloss on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, That's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, babe.

[Josh Arnold]

Also tempting me by putting his lip gloss on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Will you kids knock it off?

[Christy Lee]

I can't see your lips.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. Oh, give me the sexy tongue. I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a theory about this, but I'll let you decide. I've been sent a photograph here at the Bob and Tom program of a. We've been talking a lot about so called vanity license plates.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

They're the ones where people spell out words and stuff. Guess what this one might be. I think this is from West Virginia.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a photograph of what looks like the. It's a tight shot. I think it's the back of a. Looks like it's the back of an suv and the license is I M O u n T e M. That

[Josh Arnold]

went too quick for me. But did anybody else get it?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I M o u n T e

[Josh Arnold]

m. Thanks for slowing it down.

[Tom Griswold]

I Monty, I think it's I mount them.

[Christy Lee]

I M o u n T E

[Jeff Oskay]

M. That's too many letters.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The West Virginia must allow you to have seven letters. I, I mount them. Any, any thoughts on who that might be?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he's a horseback rider.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was thinking maybe a taxidermist maybe, or.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Or someone who. It could go anywhere, but if that's your license plate, maybe you want to let us know what you've got going on. Also got this. That we were talking about. One of the things in contemporary culture that needs work is the windshield wiper fluid. Not that you put in your car, but the stuff that it's at the gas station.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Clean. And I just. Sometimes it really smells bad, and I couldn't figure out if that was the chemical they used. Got this letter. What the reason it stinks is. People are washing bird poop and pee off their windshields.

[Christy Lee]

Pee?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The pee is the white, and the bird. The poop is the pee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean bird pee. Not just.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, right. Then this guy goes. We watched a trucker dump a whole gallon of urine down the passenger side of his vehicle and then get the squeegee from the tub and wash the side of his truck off. A friend of mine managed a gas station, and that's what's happening.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Ashley. But, yeah, that often smells really bad, and maybe that's what it is. I'm not. I'm not sure. You're looking at a letter over there, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

I do have a letter from Kyler. You guys were talking about the punny marquee signs. Remember we were talking about those yesterday. There's a local hardware store near my house that puts up one of these marquees all the time. Like sheet rock and roll. Let's sheet rock and roll. The other day, they put up one of her favorites or his favorites. I don't know if Kyler's a girl or a boy. K, Y, L, E, R. I would assume a guy. Okay. That said, good hoes ain't cheap. H O, S E. Of course, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to know. Thank you very much. Are you looking at a letter over there?

[Jeff Oskay]

I am. This is about Josh. Josh had his colonoscopy on Monday, correct?

[Josh Arnold]

Correct.

[Jeff Oskay]

This is from Chad. Dear gang, I bought a car from a friend that had previously belonged to his dad, who was no longer driving while giving it his first cleaning as its new owner, I was surprised to find several colonoscopy photos of my friend's dad. Happy to report I didn't see any polyps or tumors. Oh, good. And that is Chad from Goodlettsville, Tennessee.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting now. And, Josh, I forget you had the colonoscopy. Everything's fine back in there. But and did they give you the photos or is it a digital pack?

[Josh Arnold]

I got printout. So it's like one page has six photos on it and I almost uploaded one yesterday.

[Jeff Oskay]

But I can you do like the school picture package where you get two eight by tens, some twelve billifle or wallet?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, My grandparents get the big ones

[Christy Lee]

Christmas, mom gets the five by seven.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

And is then there an offer for a frame frame place? Yeah, we don't recommend those for your aura frame. As much as I love the aura frame, please don't put your colonoscopy pictures.

[Christy Lee]

That'll shock somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder why they give them to we civilians. I mean, are we gonna. Would you know what it's supposed to look like?

[Josh Arnold]

I actually called for a follow up because. Not a follow up colonoscopy, but questions yesterday because some of the. Some of the pictures made sense. Hey, here's the diverticula that. Oh. And so I was like, oh, okay, that's interesting. But then a couple of months ago, what am I meant to see here?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Is that a hot wheel?

[Josh Arnold]

That's still in there. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if they ever find anything cool in there.

[Christy Lee]

Cool?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I don't know because the prep. I mean the props. I don't know if the prep would get a dis or would dislodge a hot wheel.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you just kind of have to wonder if every once in a while they get. Hey, look at this. It's. It's a Titleist. Well, if you're listening and I've ever experienced that, by all means send us a. Send us a mail. A Dear Bob and Tom show. I'm checking out of my hotel this morning. I just noticed the elevator in the hotel does not have a brand name displayed. So I don't know if it's an Otis or not. I may be stuck in the third floor. I need Tom's advice. Should I descend in the non Otis elevator with my luggage or should I carry my suitcases down the stairs? You carry them down the stairs, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Better safe.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to be brand loyal to the Otis people. That's. That's always been my philosophy. Are we ready to move on to sports? Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Good morning to the distaff staff and the staff with staff. I don't know what that means.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the distaff staff would be you.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And the staff with staff would be the boys.

[Christy Lee]

Referencing boys and girls. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This would might be called a staff or a shaft.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Or a throbbing python.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Jeff Oskay]

I.

[Christy Lee]

Or a Tom Works in the wedding business. These little donkeys that bring booze to the attendees. Do you remember we had that story? And I had miniature ponies at an event recently that had little saddlebags with cans of beer in them. Apparently, they're all the rage. I've seen them at least four times this year. And he lives in Northern Arizona. They have a local Mexican joint there called Burrito Fiesta, which I've always referred to as the little Donkey party. So apparently these little donkeys are very popular, especially in Northern Arizona. Carrying the beer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait, you were at a party that had miniature parties that brought you beers?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was their miniature horses.

[Jeff Oskay]

The life you live, my friend. I love it.

[Christy Lee]

It was a charity event. It was quite interesting. They were. One little lady had her little hat on.

[Josh Arnold]

I always love lavish charity events. How much did you pay for those ponies that could have also gone to the charity?

[Christy Lee]

You'd be surprised.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was there, like, ice in the saddlebag keeping the beers?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Poor little donkeys. My ass is freezing.

[Christy Lee]

I hate this.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody write a $5,000 check to the pony guy.

[Tom Griswold]

And do we. We have a really cool donkey story coming up today, actually. Did I give that to you? The donkey socks. Oh, then I'll have to.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't really.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, this is. Yeah, this is a really cool story about.

[Christy Lee]

I have not.

[Tom Griswold]

Believe it or not, it involves soccer and Soccer saw soccer socks and donkeys. I know it seems like a stretch, but.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll dig it up. I thought I edited that for you guys, but that'll be. That'll be soon. What? Did you find it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'll have Jason post it for you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. Because you can't see this.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of. It's just kind of fun.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys are talking about two different things, I think. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm talking about the ponies that have the beer.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and I'm talking about the donkeys that are.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They're wearing soccer socks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. So you were talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry. I apologize. I was not paying attention. Josh, forgive me.

[Tom Griswold]

It's much more interesting than it sounds. You can. I can assure you of that. That's. That's coming up. I'll dig up the donkey news. We also have more pervs exposing themselves. Yeah, I mentioned the movie. I mentioned the movie Toy Story, and there's a really cool car connection to the movie. And Mr. Potato Head, of course, appears in the Toy Story films, and we have a new Mr. Potato Head world record. Yeah. So it's fun. I was a Mr. Potato Head fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Mr. Potato Head is in some ways responsible for commercials on television going way, way back. Because the original Mr. Potato Head, you put those things on a real potato.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That sucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Which was much more exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

No way was that better?

[Tom Griswold]

Your potatoes all look like the Elephant Man.

[Todd Yan]

I am not an animal.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us @bob and tomobandtom.com 95 radio.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Look at you hanging out with us this morning. We sure appreciate it. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Perusing some of today's top stories.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's a good one today.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got some sports news coming up. There's Ace Cosby. Howdy. I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

And I just found the story about the. We were talking about donkeys. We have kind of an odd story where the world of donkeys emerges with the world of the World Cup. Ah, Jeff, you get that one.

[Jeff Oskay]

A professional soccer team in England is giving its old socks a surprising second life, helping rescue donkeys. The Arsenal Football Club donated used player socks to the Red Wing Horse Sanctuary, which cares for about a thousand horses and donkeys.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. Think about that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a lot of horses and donkeys.

[Josh Arnold]

How many shovels do they have?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a lot of manure. They're doing that with a backhoe. The footless socks are used to protect animals legs from flies, hold bandages and plates and keep thick leg hair under control during hoof trimming. Staff members have also turned the socks into enrichment toys by hiding treats like bananas and ginger biscuits inside for the animals to discover.

[Josh Arnold]

I dated a redheaded girl we call ginger biscuit.

[Jeff Oskay]

I want a ginger. That sounds good.

[Christy Lee]

Ginger biscuit.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do we have those here?

[Tom Griswold]

You want me to say a little ginger biscuit. What's cool? These socks. How do I explain it? They don't have feet. Does that make sense?

[Josh Arnold]

So they're almost like leg warmers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. And then because they wear. They wear the soccer players.

[Josh Arnold]

Not that.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the horses. They were special socks on the bottom that have more grip. So these are. Yeah, they're more like ankle warmers.

[Christy Lee]

So they cut them Off. They cut the feet off and then

[Josh Arnold]

they play maniac and the donkeys come out.

[Tom Griswold]

The soccer player socks don't have this particular grace. Don't have the feet on them. That's how they are made. So they're, they're, they're like just ankle protectors and Arsenal's a good team.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they're one of the best.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a serious business.

[Josh Arnold]

They're probably shin guard socks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Speaking of World Cup, Toronto is treating World cup fans to an unusual scavenger hunt called the Great Beaver Quest.

[Josh Arnold]

Where's this? Up in Canada.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Toronto.

[Jeff Oskay]

The Great Beaver Quest challenges participants to find 51 beaver statues on display in the city's old town Toronto neighborhood. 49 of the nearly four foot high resin fiberglass beavers represent the nations competing in the World cup, including a pair for Canada. And the remaining two represent FIFA and all the nations combined.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a shot of these things? Beaver shot? That's what I'm going to ask. Any beaver shots?

[Christy Lee]

The scavengers collect them all.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, they're all colored differently.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

They have a QR code on them.

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine they had local artists.

[Christy Lee]

So you don't steal them and take them home?

[Tom Griswold]

No, you go up and you, you scan each one and then there are prizes all. It's a fun idea.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, those are getting stolen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I was wondering if they. I can't tell if they're somehow affixed to the ground because. Yeah, I would imagine that. I would think that. Immediately get stolen. Yeah, as soon as the bar is open those things will get.

[Jeff Oskay]

It says the scavenger hut area is about 2 1/2 miles from Toronto Stadium which will host six World cup matches starting Friday, June 12. The contest, which offers multiple prizes, runs until August 16. After the scavenger hunt, the beavers will be auctioned off for charity.

[Josh Arnold]

Never been to a beaver auction. You know what? I hope to get so rich that I'm eventually invited to a beaver. I like to think, yeah, Epstein's House of Beaver.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's called. Is it the Great Beaver Quest.

[Jeff Oskay]

The Great Beaver Quest.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't that sound like Revenge of the Nerds nine?

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

The Great Beaver Quest. But I think of the word beaver. I just think of late, late 70s Penthouse magazine. That guy's name, Bob Guccioni. Whatever it was, he liked the big, the big beaver with the. What are the gauzy looking photographs?

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Jeff Oskay]

And what was the one you mentioned? Ace Beaver Hunt, was it?

[Josh Arnold]

And that was in what hustler had that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Where you would send him Polaroids?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that. What? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Ladies were hunting for him. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a famous copy of that that was floating around this building because the. One of the. The one of the photographs, as you say, it was secretary. It was amateurs, ladies. And was indicated that the photograph had been taken by her mother.

[Josh Arnold]

Hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, mom tried to get in the next issue of Beaver Hunt. Can you grab the Polaroid?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't have the timer like you do the cell phone. Now, you had to bring a friend in if you wanted a good shot.

[Josh Arnold]

Some of those beaver statues were painted blue. Christie Blue beaver. Is that when the guy's making out with you and then he just stops?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That could be a bummer, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. Oh, well, anyway, that if you're ever heading to Toronto, that's a great part of Toronto. I was there not too long ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Toronto's a cool city.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really cool.

[Christy Lee]

Never been there.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've never been to Canada.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In Montreal.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's beautiful. And you, of all people, you love to fish.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Canada has some of the best fishing in the world.

[Christy Lee]

They have a great comedy festival. That's what I went up there for. It was awesome. In Montreal.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Jeff and I might be a little bitter about that because you've never been

[Christy Lee]

asked to be there.

[Josh Arnold]

They asked me to audition six. Six years in a row after the. When they came back. Actually, when they came back the sixth year and said, please submit a tape, I went, I don't think you guys like me. So I didn't submit a tape.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, fair enough.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I'm not bitter. Honestly, not bitter at all.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just.

[Jeff Oskay]

Speaking of beavers, a British health official predicts the World cup fever could lead to a baby boom in England.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Dr. Sasha Wells Marano at York and Scarborough Hospital told a board meeting that she expects birth rates to rise following the tournament, which begins later this week. Similar baby boom predictions have followed major sporting events in the past, although studies have produced mixed results on whether or not they actually occur. Ah. Dr. Wells claims the birth rate absolutely will increase with the World cup, which starts.

[Christy Lee]

Increase if your team wins or if they lose. Does that matter? Or is it just.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's a good point.

[Tom Griswold]

The way soccer is. I mean, I'm just glad somebody's scoring.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but that. That's a fair question. I remember we. Because there. Remember those numbers we always get for the super bowl and It's. It's kind of interesting if. If you're the. The city where the team wins. What was it that. What's that thing called? The. The. Oh, the pornhub survey. Oh, yeah. The numbers would go up. And wasn't the losing team the one that had the. Had more people watching porno after the game than the winning team? I think the winning team was too busy celebrating.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. And I think if it's like a big enough blowout, the porn starts earlier in the game.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or the losers.

[Tom Griswold]

But. So this doctor's claim is there'll be a baby boon in the uk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. But I mean. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then with the timing of the fact that it's taking place in the United States with the time zone issues, a lot of these games will be very, very late or very, very early, depending on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Where you are in the world.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And because it's such an.

[Christy Lee]

A party all day, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Well.

[Jeff Oskay]

And speaking of which, the city of Boston, which is hosting seven World cup matches, are considering lawmakers. They're considering a summer alcohol measure aimed at communities hosting World cup visitors. The proposal would let cities and towns create designated outdoor areas where people can legally drink alcohol through Labor Day. It would give local governments the option to extend bar and restaurant closing times by up to one hour, allowing service until 3am through July 31. Both provisions would require local approval before taking effect.

[Christy Lee]

That is a big deal right now. We have that in the little town we live near now. Designated alcohol zone. You can walk around with alcohol through the streets.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you can always walk. You just. That's why you have those brown bags, like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but. And so they're. In other words, last call will be extended.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder what the. What is the last game? And I'm trying to get my time zone thing sorted out, I guess. I guess if the ones that are being played in the west coast will be going on later at night. So they want people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This all makes sense.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. That's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Beer gardens and stuff like that are. Can be a lot of fun. Those big white tents and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Cornhole.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like that over the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm sure a lot of people in Boston are really abiding by the drinking rules anyway, to be honest with you.

[Jeff Oskay]

And when we come back, I have a Mr. Potato Head world record.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it something Mr. Potato Head himself did?

[Jeff Oskay]

That is correct.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent. Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We are recorded in a. No, of course not. We're live, you silly heads from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty soon, yeah. One of these days it's going to be the Hal 9000 Morning Show. I'm sorry, Dave, I can't give you any money or play any songs.

[Josh Arnold]

There's, there's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Jeff.

[Josh Arnold]

Oscar's over. What do you wait real quick. What are you doing over there?

[Christy Lee]

I got new tennis shoes and I, they're slipping on my heel, so I had to readjust.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, how's your underwear?

[Christy Lee]

It's good. Black today to match my.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have to rearrange the lacing of your undies.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Black to match your mood.

[Christy Lee]

I'm in a great mood.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

She is in a good mood.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

She's been flirty.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll work on that.

[Josh Arnold]

She was.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure you will.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of adjusting your socks and your feet, etc.

[Josh Arnold]

Etc.

[Tom Griswold]

Got this letter. Dear Bob and Tom show, especially Tom. I decided to try putting my socks on while standing like Tom does.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a big thing.

[Christy Lee]

It is a big thing. A lot of people don't have that balance.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's a good thing for you. You've got the great. You've got the core strength and balance required.

[Tom Griswold]

I will never attempt anything Tom does again.

[Christy Lee]

That's good advice.

[Josh Arnold]

That's also good.

[Tom Griswold]

While putting on my left sock while standing, I had no issues. The right sock a little trickier. I should have done this in an open gymnasium because the bathroom isn't the right place to try this. My wife would hear me scream. That's right. I screamed like a five year old girl. My forehead bleeding profusely.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

So apparently there was a fall somewhere in the attempt on the right foot. I had my toes in. That's as far as I got. I lost my balance, went head first into the vanity. Seven stitches later.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I was told to never attempt anything like that again or anything that Tom does again. So sorry. So sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to think the doctor was like, yeah, we've been seeing a lot of this lately.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what idiot.

[Jeff Oskay]

I. I've never stood to put my socks.

[Tom Griswold]

I have kind of a narrow closet. I have my routine.

[Christy Lee]

Do you lean against the wall then?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no leaning. That's great.

[Christy Lee]

I bend all the way over and just put them on.

[Josh Arnold]

That's also great. You have that kind of flexibility.

[Tom Griswold]

Stand and lift up my. Lift up my feet and go for it.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here. Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

He did. In the room.

[Christy Lee]

He did it.

[Tom Griswold]

I can show you. It's very simple.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to see your feet.

[Jeff Oskay]

I. I hope you are not foreshadowing your own demise by.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, hey, why. Why didn't Tom here today? Well, you know how he likes to stand while he puts his socks on? Well, today he went a little off balance.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a routine in the morning? I mean, I. When I get up My. I've got everything laid out ready to go. My underwear is folded once so I can grab it on the.

[Josh Arnold]

On.

[Tom Griswold]

So when I pull it up, the front is facing that way.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. Hey, look, everybody needs their morning routine, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to have to get it and pop the lights on to figure out if it's inside out or not.

[Christy Lee]

And you don't even. Don't you get dressed in your closet?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you turn the light on?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but. No, I just. It's got to be.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm in a hurry. I reach down. Boom, boom. The. I've already taken the cleaning tag out of the shirt. The jeans are hanging their belt in it.

[Christy Lee]

You drive on.

[Josh Arnold]

That's never something I'll have to wear directly.

[Tom Griswold]

I might drop them off at some place. They do it

[Josh Arnold]

at a successful life. I like hearing about it, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, everything's all ready to go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, well, that's good.

[Christy Lee]

Good for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you do that?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought you liked doing laundry.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I do laundry, but I don't do shirts laundry.

[Christy Lee]

That is a shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

Dry clean only.

[Tom Griswold]

It does. Well, I mean, I dry clean, and I heard somebody does. I drop them off. I have a nice lady that works there. And every Thursday, I go in there.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm 10. They hand me 10 back.

[Christy Lee]

When's the last time you were at a dry cleaner, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gee, yeah. I mean, every now and again after a wedding, I would take my. Whatever the hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I can iron shirts. I just don't have that kind of time.

[Christy Lee]

You would iron a cloth cotton shirt like that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to look crisp. Do I look nice today?

[Jeff Oskay]

When I worked at the brokerage firm, I ironed everything, like, everything I own shirts, jeans, T shirts, everything. I was very.

[Christy Lee]

My husband irons everything.

[Tom Griswold]

There's also a laundromat that'll even do regular laundry for you. I can show you where it is. You hand it to the lady, and she hands it to you back.

[Josh Arnold]

That is nice. I did that in Korea because it literally cost, like, a dollar to get 12 shirts done. It was so awesome.

[Christy Lee]

I did that when our washing machine was out because it was right up here by the station.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that's just. It's convenient in any. But the larger point is, don't you have all your stuff set out so when you get up, you don't have to rumble around and make any decisions?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, somewhat. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to have to decide anything.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, I go into the shower. Then I get out of the shower, I turn on my little phone light and I creep into the bedroom and I grab my stuff and I creep back to the creeping and lights.

[Josh Arnold]

I will never be a prisoner in my own home.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you'll never be married.

[Josh Arnold]

If I. Whenever I am married, it'll be separate bedrooms or it won't be married.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. She's gonna have to follow a lot of my rules.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have the tape running? We're gonna, we're gonna need this for the wedding.

[Todd Yan]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, Christy, do you walk into your closet and go, okay, today, decisions.

[Christy Lee]

And I kind of know the night before because I know, like today I have to work out as soon as I leave here. So I dressed in workout clothes.

[Josh Arnold]

You get to work out today?

[Christy Lee]

I get to work out today. Exactly. Josh, he chastised me the other day.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have to work out. You get to.

[Christy Lee]

I get to work out. So. But yesterday I had, as you notice, I wore a dress. I don't normally wear a dress, but I had to go to a. A function, a retreat, so I had to wear a dress. So. Yeah, I know, but I didn't lay it out. I just decided that morning. Okay, well, what am I going to wear? I have to work out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, today I went to the, to the universal sock drawer. There were no socks for Jeff, only girl socks in it.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a universal sock drawer.

[Jeff Oskay]

So then I had to go to the unmatched basket, which is a entire basket filled to the top with unmatched socks.

[Christy Lee]

My kids do that. They don't wear match socks.

[Josh Arnold]

Kids don't care anymore, do they?

[Christy Lee]

No, for the most part they don't.

[Tom Griswold]

No one's going to care here.

[Christy Lee]

Are your socks matching?

[Tom Griswold]

Are they close?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's very nice. Well, let's move forward with more sporting news. Jeff Oskay sitting in for Chigmagee. What's happening over there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you're going to love this, Tom. The Carolina Hurricanes won 5 to 3 yesterday in Game 4, tying the Stanley Cup Final 2 to 2 with the Vegas Golden.

[Josh Arnold]

We got a series, baby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Who do you want, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I am indifferent, so I'm just enjoying hockey.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I honestly do. I'm not rooting one way or the other.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm indifferent and don't enjoy it at all.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I know something you will enjoy, Tom.

[Todd Yan]

Stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we're talking sports.

[Jeff Oskay]

A teenager from Singapore has claimed the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to assemble a Mr. Potato Head. The 16 year old Callan C earned the title by putting the Mr. Potato Head together in 4.63 seconds. That's pretty quick.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have to get all the parts in the right place?

[Josh Arnold]

No way. Did he get the glasses on?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he did it.

[Jeff Oskay]

The team told Guinness World Records that he estimates he assembled this Potato head up to 400 times while he was practicing for the official attempt.

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh.

[Jeff Oskay]

On the day it was around the 20th attempt that saw him nail that incredible record breaking time.

[Christy Lee]

Now is we gonna watch this? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the Mrs. Potato Head probably quicker because you don't have to put on the mustache.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Although what other accessory might she have that the Mr. Doesn't have?

[Christy Lee]

A whisk in the hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Boobs.

[Jeff Oskay]

A whisk.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just the whisk. It's Mr. Potato Head.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they don't. Mrs. Potato Head doesn't have breasts.

[Christy Lee]

No, she's a hat.

[Josh Arnold]

They should make breasts.

[Tom Griswold]

But is. Mr. Potato Head is kind of like couple

[Josh Arnold]

tater tots right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Like Rubik's Cube for idiots.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how they. That's the. That's the slogan, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody. Anybody can do it. But once again, Mr. Potato Head will be, I hope appearing in the new Toy Story 5.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I saw a trailer yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that was an awful.

[Christy Lee]

This is a stupid world record.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you know that, right? Well, the good news is here's the guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

This kid has been offered a job by HP assembling printers. So he's already got a job at his.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I think all 14 year old Singaporeans are. Do

[Tom Griswold]

they breed them with small hands?

[Josh Arnold]

So no glasses? Which I think would have been the challenge. He needed to put the glasses on because those don't always. They don't always want to stick around the ears. The Mr. Potato Head glasses.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there are no glasses.

[Josh Arnold]

Ever put them on yourself? That's always kind of fun. Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You probably play a different game, Jeff. Mr. Baked Potato Head.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Get really high and start. I mean it was just a nose rhythm lift.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't played Mr.

[Jeff Oskay]

Baked Potato and I like that. Well, and that's sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. We're going to turn to Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk.

[Christy Lee]

I saw a cute little thing yesterday. I don't know if you saw this, Tom. A group of more than 130 people in Barcelona gave a unique welcome to Pope Leo the 14th Tuesday night. Forming a human tower. The so called Castells are a unique feat of equilibrium and teamwork. We Were talking about balance earlier. That represents identity and culture to the Catalonian people. All right, I believe we have that for you to see. Check this out. So they've made this human tower to welcome Pope Leo and he was quite impressed.

[Tom Griswold]

So are they all standing on their feet?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean standing on their feet? Yeah. And then, you know, it's like a human pyramid.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

This is like the ultimate cheerleader.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so it's kind of like a cheerleader thing. Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

But with 130 people, that's what, eight tiers of gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks like it might be mixed company.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is hot.

[Tom Griswold]

The guys at the bottom don't appear to be doing much what.

[Josh Arnold]

They may not appear to be, but that's the foundation there, Tom.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

They are doing everything.

[Christy Lee]

It's called the base.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it's important. It looks like one of those things where you know the way win the World Series. And the guys are doing that humping thing together and they're jumping up and down in that big circle and then. But the guy's kind of way in the back.

[Josh Arnold]

They're still helping. I promise you. They have figured out how to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that outer ring could easily leave.

[Christy Lee]

The whole pyramid would fall. I want to know how the guy on top gets down. That's a peach basket. Boy. If you're going to throw that guy, I mean, who catches him?

[Josh Arnold]

Throw him into the crowd.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

He's. Well, if each one of those guys is 6ft tall, he's 30ft up, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That could be dangerous.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Pope.

[Josh Arnold]

When they finished, the Pope went, jesus Christ.

[Christy Lee]

He's such a cool guy. There's also video of him sitting in the cockpit of the plane while he's flying to Spain. Did you see that one?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Christy Lee]

He's in there with the pilots and he's talking and then the Spanish fighter jets are next to him because, you know, he's the Pope and he's waving to the guy. He just seems like such a fun, good natured person that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he did the. He did the six, seven.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Juggle thing a couple weeks ago. I saw that. They were trying to explain it to him and would have been funny if he'd actually came up with a logical explanation for it. The. The 67 mystery solved by the Pope.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. Porsche has unveiled three special edition one of a kind Toy Story themed cars ahead of the Toy Story 5 movie premiere. The luxury carmaker said the 31 of a 1911 models are inspired by Woody, Buzz Lightyear and Jesse.

[Tom Griswold]

And to be clear, these are real cars. These are not little toys.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

These are genuine.

[Christy Lee]

Extensive customization work done by the Sounderwinch department. That's German for special wishes resulting in character specific details for each model.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they stock?

[Christy Lee]

Do we have pictures of these people? There you go. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

There's only three of them. They're.

[Christy Lee]

That would be.

[Josh Arnold]

They're only. Literally only three.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. That would be the Buzz Lightyear model, obviously.

[Josh Arnold]

That looks fun, huh? But they made.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you. I don't think that. That isn't an ev, is it? Jason, don't you think you'd have The Buzz Lightyear 1 Electric?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Porsche does make a electric car. So I'm just kind of surprised.

[Josh Arnold]

Woody's does have horsepower, of course. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

The cars will be sold to Bells Big Brothers, Big Sisters of America, the American Red Cross and Starlight Children's Foundation. So what a cool idea to help.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's some great charities.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're giving them or they're selling them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they are incredibly cool looking and they're incredibly cool.

[Christy Lee]

But. But what adult wants? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I do. If you want to buy one, which

[Christy Lee]

one would you purchase? The Woody one or the Buzz Lightyear or the Jesse? Which one would you go for?

[Tom Griswold]

The Buzz Lightyear. They're all cool. They're. They're beautiful. They're beautiful. Porsche.

[Josh Arnold]

Are the insurance on the Jesse one

[Christy Lee]

higher because it's a girl. Thank you. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me while I stand up and applaud.

[Josh Arnold]

Christie's the finest driver here. And I love the.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesse has the black and white cowhide floor mats.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, really, it does.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking at it right now.

[Josh Arnold]

These are times it's hard to tell.

[Tom Griswold]

These are very cool. Although I'm guessing the car payment would be. What's the phrase? To infinity and beyond each month. It doesn't. It doesn't give a price.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe it's an auction.

[Christy Lee]

That's because it's probably an auction.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, I don't know what one of these normally costs. Oh, I imagine it's a couple hundred grand, I would think. Huh. But they're very.

[Christy Lee]

I think the. I think the Buzz Lightyear one is the most obvious of the. I don't know. I don't think. I don't know. I don't know that I'd want a car that looks like a cartoon character.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Still a Porsche.

[Christy Lee]

I know it's still a Porsche.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you own a Herbie? The Love Bug. So one of those VW bugs with the. Whatever. I forget what number Herbie was, but the Black circle.

[Christy Lee]

You would think I would know this because I've been watching them lately. Don't ask me why.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw one out on the road once and I was. I was quite excited. I was disappointed to see there was a driver in it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really? You wanted

[Tom Griswold]

they. Now they could. Someone could put one of those together.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. And I like Tesla. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Tesla will love Bug. I'm surprised they didn't do what was that crappy movie that just the. The Mandalorian DeLorean.

[Josh Arnold]

The man DeLorean would be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be better. The man DeLorean. I can remember when. When Back to the Future first came out, I just howled when I saw that DeLorean. You had to be kind of. Of a certain age to understand the background of what a DeLorean was.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That. You know, that was a kind of an experimental car that was really cool. That sort of didn't make it, but. God, that was funny. DeLorean.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that what Michael James does?

[Christy Lee]

When you see one now, you still go, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I kind of do too.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever ridden in one? I had a friend that had one. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're. It's one of those things where it's like someone's idea of the future.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that make sense if they. If you've never. We. Obviously you've seen one of the movie. But they. Those trucks that Tesla makes now.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What are those called?

[Josh Arnold]

Cybertruck.

[Tom Griswold]

Cybertruck. Kind of looks like a fat DeLorean. It has. Although the DeLorean's a lot better looking, in my opinion. I. I don't. Those Cyber trucks.

[Jeff Oskay]

Cooler doors.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The Cybertrucks are weird looking. I see them all the time.

[Christy Lee]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, the DeLorean. If you. If you're not aware of the background of it, it's kind of interesting. And it was just such a great move in that movie. So funny. But the man DeLorean would have been a nice promotional vehicle for that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that a straight to video thing or the.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it was in theaters.

[Tom Griswold]

But I understand it didn't do well.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it did okay. It didn't do the expectations that a Star wars movie would do. But the problem is everybody knows it's gonna be on Disney plus in a month and a half. I mean that. I think that's more of the issue

[Tom Griswold]

or isn't the problem that the. It's just this whole story's getting a little old maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't, I'm not familiar. I didn't see it.

[Christy Lee]

So Star wars fans are pretty faithful.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. As many, yeah, you're right. Not as many of the non faithful showed up for this one as they would for other Star wars movies.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, we have a new Star wars movie coming out this summer.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Mandalorian and Grogu just came out, but there's Gosling's in one coming up next summer.

[Tom Griswold]

Steven Spielberg has a new alien based

[Christy Lee]

movie that comes out Friday. So that rated pg. I can't wait to see that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you see what he said about it? No. That it's going to have like Christians questioning their whole lives, their whole philosophy on life.

[Christy Lee]

This movie, Destination Day. Is that what it's called?

[Tom Griswold]

Is Jesus closure day?

[Christy Lee]

Disclosure day. Thank you.

[Ali Breen]

I was close.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. I don't know anything about it. I just know he usually makes very good movies. Coming up, did you know that George Washington made beer?

[Josh Arnold]

I did not.

[Tom Griswold]

And yeah, when he was a, I think he was a colonel in the army in Virginia. And I didn't know why, but there's a reason that they made beer and it's not what you think.

[Christy Lee]

That's they're in the army and they.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, that's what one would think. But it actually is because they didn't have pure water so they would make, make beer. But what's really cool is you can get someone has taken that recipe and they're remaking it so you can have a little bit of George Washington and you can. And actually the recipe for this is posted because what's kind of interesting about this beer is it doesn't have to sit around. You make it and you can drink it that day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll find out about that when we return. And by the way, when in doing the research on this, George Washington did not have wooden teeth. That is, that is, that's the legend.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's true. I saw them in a museum. Really? It was the museum of BS and that'd be a fun museum, wouldn't it? Oh, God, there's the cherry tree.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the BS Museum. Wouldn't that be. Oh for. That'd be great. You could cover, you could cover every aspect of history.

[Josh Arnold]

You could.

[Tom Griswold]

And now more stuff that never really happened.

[Josh Arnold]

It'd be awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that would get people upset.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, there's Johnny Appleseed's bucket Just things that aren't really like they're semi based in historical fact.

[Tom Griswold]

He was real.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I know, but nobody has his bucket.

[Tom Griswold]

Does. Does anyone ever make a porno out of that?

[Josh Arnold]

Johnny Appleseed.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you know where the, where that would be?

[Josh Arnold]

No, we don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I can just see the credits with seeds spraying all over the. We're going to revisit the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Hope you can do it with us. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank you very much for being with us. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

She's got some stories raring to go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff, Oskar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's Ace Cosby. Hey, Josh. I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Got an update for you, Christy. Can you review the Porsche story?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. After just joining us before the break we talked about, Porsche has unveiled three special edition one of a kind Toy Story themed cars. And these are not models. These aren't kids.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a car you could get in and drive.

[Christy Lee]

Right. And this is all ahead of the Toy Story 5 movie premiere. The one of one 911 models are inspired by Woody, Buzz Lightyear and Jesse. They're going to be sold to benefit three wonderful charities and they are incredibly character specific. And what, we don't have a price on them because we believe they will be auctioned off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But if you want to get one, just a regular 911. Porsche 911 GT3RS. I did a little homework during the break. They start at 250.

[Jessica Alsman]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm just gonna guess 275.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's, but that's without the undercoating.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. And you have to pay for a subscription to unlock your car.

[Tom Griswold]

This says in the real world, 290 to $350,000 with the popular factory options.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Such as magnesium wheels, carbon ceramic brakes, front axle lift, and custom paint. A low mileage, highly optioned example has been advertised well above $350,000.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. That's the Buzz Lightyear model. The Jesse model is a 911 Targa for GTS. And the woody model is a 911 Carrera T. So three different models. But they're all going to be.

[Josh Arnold]

They should each go over. They should go for a million. Over a million. Each. They're unique. It's a chair.

[Christy Lee]

Now would you drive it or would you just park it and put it in a museum somewhere?

[Tom Griswold]

Or drive it. That's what they're for.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

And I remember I had a chance to talk with Tim Allen was. I think it was in December, maybe I forget. It was in the fall, whatever, last year. And if you've seen his new show takes place in a place that's taking old, you know, classic cars and fixing them up and stuff. But that's in real life. He was actually calling me from his shop in la.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was laughing because the way he rigged it. That show has to rent cars from him. Yeah. For the, for the show. He's always been. He's a Michigan guy. He's a. He's a car guy. And. And always. And always has been. So again I, I'm just sort of surprised that the Buzz Lightyear one wasn't an electric Porsche. But still they're really cool. You don't like them?

[Christy Lee]

I don't. I'm sorry. This isn't something that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're the car girl. Wouldn't you.

[Christy Lee]

I am a car girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you drive it if.

[Christy Lee]

I would drive it if they let me drive it. But I wouldn't want to own one. I wouldn't want to drive it every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you'd have to get four new jobs to pay the insurance.

[Christy Lee]

I couldn't sell my house. Yeah. I'd have to go live back in a trailer.

[Tom Griswold]

Might be.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be funny. Have a 250000 car in front of your trailer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there are people that. Oh, there are certainly people that tilt their lives that way.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah. They have a much better car than they have. Oh yeah, that makes sense.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's full of it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll never understand that. But I'm not a car person. I. I just don't get it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you mentioned that the Porsche comes with the front axle lift, which. What a brilliant idea for that. Before then if everyone was just ripping their front bumpers off of every.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I have been. I had a car like that. Had to replace the. Because it sat so low.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time you park. She said friggin.

[Christy Lee]

I did say friggin.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time you park. You hear that sound.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have one of those little two seater Mercedes and that's a.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? That's a poorly made car. If it scrapes ever.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not designed to go to the mall and park.

[Josh Arnold]

Well that's what cars should Be designed.

[Tom Griswold]

They should be fun.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they shouldn't. What can you do with that Porsche?

[Tom Griswold]

You kick back and you hit the accelerator and you fly by where dirt balls in life where

[Josh Arnold]

you can't. You can't enjoy them the way they're meant to be.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you can enjoy them.

[Tom Griswold]

My car. I'll show you.

[Josh Arnold]

But you would be breaking the law in order to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, that's a fine point you're making. Not necessarily.

[Christy Lee]

Take one of these, like, oh, well, my little lotus round roundabouts was so much fun. And that was an illegal. Well, maybe going.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A certain speed might have been.

[Tom Griswold]

But now. Oh, here we go. I'm gonna play this. This is a. This is Tim Allen from way before he was famous. This was a Tim. He was doing the local comedy clubs and he would stop by. He was obviously very, very funny. And it was a couple years after he did that, made this appearance that he got his first big TV show. And Tim, of course, is one of the voices in the new toast in the new Toy Story. And we were talking about that. But this is. This is going way back. Tim in the studio with us. You'll see me in the commercial. But the one I want to do real bad this year is I'm going to produce my own. I'm going to cook the doughboy.

[Josh Arnold]

You know that little Pillsbury Flour guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. They always punch him in the gut. His name, I found out, is Popping Fresh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to pop that little fat butt in the oven. Wouldn't that be fun?

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375 Baker.

[Tom Griswold]

He's beating on that window.

[Ali Breen]

It's getting awful hot in here.

[Tom Griswold]

Starting to swell up. Throw that helping hand in after him. Big brown head looking out the window.

[Todd Yan]

Comes out the Pillsbury soul boy.

[Tom Griswold]

How you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna cut your ass up, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

A little bit of.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of Tim Allen back in the. Back in the day. Clearly, times have changed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we know why you're. You're getting such a kick out of.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm looking up these other. These other cars for you, Christy, to see what they go for. Oh. See the Woody car, a bargain in comparison. The base price of the 911 Carrera T is 146,000.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Everybody can afford that.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll take two.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You like these?

[Jeff Oskay]

I love port. Like, I was the boy who. I had a Porsche. Like my whole wall of my bedroom was Nothing but Porsche 911 poster.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

So I.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna like this. Yesterday I I had to take an Uber a couple different places because I was, I was picking up a car. Any. Anyway, the second one that the guy picked me up, five speed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Manual transmission.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's cool. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was in a relatively new car too.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did he let you shift?

[Christy Lee]

Did you sit up front with him?

[Tom Griswold]

I was actually in the back seat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you do that with your dad, Christy? My dad would let me shift.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Jeff Oskay]

Man. If you missed a gear. Oh, you were.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you popped it in, popped it into reverse.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Luckily I never did that.

[Christy Lee]

No, that would be really hard to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Not necessarily. Depends on the configuration. I liked when these. Some of them, they would have the, like a little map. See on the gear shift they'd have a little.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, mine has indented.

[Josh Arnold]

They all kind of do. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess maps the wrong. What's the word I'm looking for?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a little guide. It's almost a little maze part.

[Christy Lee]

Usually you have to either push down and move it all the way over to get into reverse. You don't just. It's not a little harder to.

[Tom Griswold]

I think some of them that weren't very well designed, you do the wrong thing, you leave several hunks of metal on the freeway. What's coming up in the news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, what good self care looks like for older Americans. We have dad books in the news. We have Prada and astronauts together again.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a cool story. This has been, this story has been in the making for quite some time. We had a, we had a version of this a couple years ago from NASA.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they're, they're designing the new space suits.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They announced the Artemis crew yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

Is doing the span. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Yeah, they're cool looking.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the point?

[Tom Griswold]

Houston, we have an issue.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness gracious.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? It was all worth it.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are ghastly.

[Christy Lee]

You know.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you don't sound gay so much as just insane. That character,

[Tom Griswold]

He could be a straight. A straight clothing designer that's upset that the, the spacesuits don't look good. I wouldn't put that on the red carpet for a million dollars. Is that better?

[Christy Lee]

We'll, we'll have that and more.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll try to offend more people when we come back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. If you don't like it, don't come back.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Thank you. O'Reilly Auto Parts. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

I know what you're thinking. No, no, no, no. I know what you're thinking. That your mind is just downloading the Down Filthy Lane.

[Josh Arnold]

It actually isn't. In that case, I. I don't know that I can say what I was thinking because.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know what I was thinking.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah. You know what? We were probably thinking the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

If you want to know what we're thinking, keep listening because it'll. It'll slip out.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll figure it out.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you listening to? The Bob and Tom show, you goof. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, ever the professional, looking at me like, how did you ever get access to a microphone?

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. I was thinking the opposite. I think you're wonderful, bright, shining star in my life.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I learned this this morning on my Facebook memories. Today is my nine year anniversary of being here at the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations. You survive. I know not all do.

[Tom Griswold]

We've beaten a little bit of gray hair into your beard.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All of it. Yeah. I saw a picture of you on our aura frame there, and I thought, wow, your beard used to be jet black. Did you dye that thing?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ruined me.

[Tom Griswold]

That's our goal. Thank you very much. Now Christy Lee is over there at the Bob and Tom news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, cars now, thanks to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, don't thank me. I mean, it's the. It's the Porsche thing with the new Toy Story movie.

[Christy Lee]

I can get us in an 81 DeLorean with only 13,000 miles for 80 grand.

[Josh Arnold]

It should be 88 grand for the Back to the Future.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, well, that's. That would be.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think a Porsche would be a little more reliable.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, I'm not getting it.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you're saying DeLorean, I imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's get a Bob and Tom DeLorean.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a problem.

[Josh Arnold]

We can drive it around.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you have to hand wash it because it's stainless steel. That would suck.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you could have. I don't mind hand washing it.

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

You probably have to have people come pick you up a lot. Hey, we're. We're. We're stuck again.

[Josh Arnold]

Things stopped when I worked for Rolling. Oh, boy. Never mind. I can't. I would be besmirching a particular automobile and I don't want to do that.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. You're very Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what have you got over there, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're going to switch from automobiles to NASA and astronauts. Yesterday, NASA revealed the four astronauts who will join the next Artemis mission. A key two week flight that will aim to test out various technologies considered vital to putting the astronauts back on the surface of the moon.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not going around the moon again?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's going to be low. What did I hear low? Earth orbit. Orbit.

[Tom Griswold]

It's still high enough to see orbit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And Prada and Axiom have unveiled the cooling suits that Artemis astronauts are going to wear under their spacesuits.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, it's cooling. Not like they're cool looking cooling. They're designed to cool them off.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I know you're already being. Do we have any pictures of the astronaut suits?

[Christy Lee]

The collaboration between the designer.

[Josh Arnold]

He's having computer issues.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Designer fashion house and aerospace company Axiom have resulted in new liquid cooling and ventilation garment. It's a sleek gray V neck suit with built in channels that uses cooling liquid to provide temperature control.

[Josh Arnold]

I just don't think it's economic. Unless Prada is paying to do this. Why would you choose the expensive Prada suit over say a dungarees NASA suit?

[Christy Lee]

The quality of the fabric and the design.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know, man. Dungarees makes a product.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how

[Tom Griswold]

a 2001 scenario with the voice going. Dave, this is Hal. Who are you wearing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes. That's not Prada.

[Tom Griswold]

Dave, there's a red carpet in space.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

They look dumb now.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you notice anything? I noticed there. This is the inner lining of the suit. Oh. Do you notice anything unusual about that guy's hung.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the huge cow.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean it really. We are not overstating this because you guys hadn't seen it. It looks like he has a potato in his crotch.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That looks normal.

[Josh Arnold]

Attaboy, Jeff.

[Christy Lee]

Axiom Space CEO Jonathan Certain said the suit also offers carbon dioxide management as astronauts exhale and gives them oxygen back as they inhale.

[Josh Arnold]

That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I think the number one thing isn't the look. The number one thing is.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it keeping the space junk and out and the oxygen in?

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of why I'm skeptical about using.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's what it does, right?

[Josh Arnold]

It does.

[Jeff Oskay]

So how do you feel about the moon boots being done by. Hey, dude, they are perfect to do that.

[Christy Lee]

This garment is in.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what they should do? They should make it more of A. A big open contest, so. Because I'd kind of like to see what you. What would Tommy Bahama do?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm wondering if they did.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at that cool suit, dude.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of flowers on it. Is intended for use by future moonwalking astronauts, though Mr. Sertain noted it might be tested with astronauts on board the International Space Station, as well as the just mentioned upcoming Artemis 3 mission. So those guys might get.

[Josh Arnold]

How upcoming is the Artemis 3?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know yet.

[Christy Lee]

They don't know yet because they're still testing a rocket.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I wonder if. I wonder if Prada is paying them.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a fair question.

[Josh Arnold]

If they. If they took bids.

[Tom Griswold]

If they. You know, because they're obviously going to get a lot of publicity out of it.

[Josh Arnold]

So. Is Prada pretty good, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they make a good product.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's not. It's not just brand name. It's.

[Christy Lee]

No, I mean, they're an Italian designer house that does. I mean, if you buy a Prada thing, it usually lasts a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, okay.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. I used to. I own one pair of shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I bought on sale, so that's kind of cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, I. We'll have to find out if they. If that's something that. If they actually had to pay to be. Be.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait, so Prada is not even an American company?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's Italian.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the. Actually, you know, so I don't have. Which. Which one of the astronauts?

[Christy Lee]

One of the astronauts.

[Tom Griswold]

Italian?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Luca Parmitano.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a test pilot from Italy. So.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Get him out of here.

[Christy Lee]

The Artemis 3 will launch its latest.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, the last one. Canadian.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jeff, who's improving?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna break the fourth wall here. How many walls do we have? Weren't you telling me how much you want to drive an Alfa Romeo?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

You know where they make those things? Yeah, they make. They make them in Italy.

[Jeff Oskay]

But I don't work for NASA. I'm not an American company trying to do American things. I'm Jeff.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Trying to drive enough of.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that it's important that we embrace our friends.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they should be part of the Italian. NASA, whatever that is. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What's that going to take to get pasta?

[Tom Griswold]

I got. Give me some more time. I'll figure out what pasta would stand for. It's got the space administration somewhere in there.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy's not gonna know what to do here. We're not flying marinara. Run rockets.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy can make a nice lasagna while they're up there. Come on, this is supposed to be international.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it isn't.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so whose flag do we put up there then? Then when we land on the moon, do we have to have a small Italian flag next to a larger US flag? Well, of course

[Tom Griswold]

we could segue into all kinds of jokes here. All of them that would get us in trouble.

[Christy Lee]

The New York Public Library and Talia Beer Company have teamed up to create a beer inspired by a recipe written by George Washington in 1757. The new brew called Liberty Lager, part of celebrations marking our 250th anniversary.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

Washington's original recipe was for small beer, a low alcohol drink commonly consumed because it was often safer, as Tom mentioned earlier, than the drinking water at the time. Thalia's modern version is a 6 1/2% Amber Lager with a multi sweetness and a hint of hops. It's available now at Tay. It's spelled T A L E A Talia Tap rooms and select restaurants and retailers in New York City.

[Tom Griswold]

But you can actually make this yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have the recipe?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not going to go through it. It's pretty linked.

[Christy Lee]

It's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, it's been published. Liberty Lager and yeah, yeah, again to re review. The water that they were drinking was somewhat suspect at certain times. So they would the, the generals and they would make beer and Washington made it for, for his fellas.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it'd be kind of cool. And if you get pulled over, you go an officer. I, I, I am not drunk. I'm just reliving history.

[Josh Arnold]

250 officer.

[Jeff Oskay]

250.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm re, I'm reenacting what happened in Virginia a couple hundred plus years ago, but that's kind of cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I'd try a pint.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'd like to. I wonder what it, what it tastes like. I can't though. The commercial would write itself.

[Christy Lee]

It would.

[Tom Griswold]

I cannot tell a lie. Liberty Lager is the best beer. Don't you think?

[Jeff Oskay]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now I don't know if we can get a hold of one here. Maybe we can get one one shipped

[Christy Lee]

over, but this, I have friends going to New York City next week. I can see if they go get us one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, don't give them a chore.

[Jeff Oskay]

Give them a chore.

[Christy Lee]

I give them a chore. The happy do it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right now. Christy Lee. Yes, we've been talking cars all morning. You've got a car that you love.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I love my Hyundai Tucson hybrid. But we're going to talk about the FIFA World cup in Hyundai right now because Hyundai has its eyes on the next generation of talent and the future stars who are already turning heads at the age of 14 in FIFA. Because next doesn't wait for an invitation. Neither does Hyundai. Hyundai has always moved the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on every vehicle and engineered EVs with ultra fast charging capability. And they're still doing it every day because the future isn't some far off concept. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks very much, Chris E. Lee. Coming up, Sexy time with Ali Breen. Also, we have news about something called dad books. Do you know what a dad book is?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna assume like you're Stephen Ambrose or you're, you know, that kind of like a history sort of a lot

[Tom Griswold]

of non fiction histories and dad books are in the news. Also, we have a survey of how to take care of yourself based on tips from the elderly.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love that. I love hearing tips.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out what that is when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast and quite frankly deserved from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's the news person we deserve, Christy Lee. Hi, there's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby's there. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a cool story about beer, specifically something called small beer because there's a thing that the New York Public Library is doing. They're recreating the beer that George Washington brewed. And I don't want to go into the whole recipe, but what's interesting about this is they did it because the soldiers didn't necessarily have access to quality water. So if they would make the, this beer, it would, it would make the water less dangerous to drink because they were drinking this stuff. But it was very, they called it small beer because it was low in alcohol.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like a, like a MC Ultra.

[Tom Griswold]

And you could also drink it pretty much immediately. And what's I, I'll go a little bit of this recipe. I'm going to read a little bit of it. But there's a payoff that's coming up here. This, and this is in. By the way, they've got photographs of the documents. This is in George Washington's handwriting.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes to make small beer, take a large snifter of bran, hops to your taste, boil 3 hours, then strain out 30 gallons into a cooler, put in 3 gallons of molasses while the beer is scalding hot, or rather draw the molasses into the cooler, strain the beer in boiling hot. Now here's where this gets a little bit odd. Let this stand till it's just more than blood warm.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's an odd thing to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well that's a really odd phrase, blood warm. Then it goes on and they keep explaining, but yeah, it's something that they could make and pretty much immediately use. So and then. And the beer was very low in alcohol as Christy indicated. But the stuff that they've reproduced for the anniversary of the country, that that is actually a significantly has significantly more alcohol in it. The Silver Liberty Lager. But it is based on George Washington's actual recipe.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, how about that?

[Jeff Oskay]

What's your go to beer?

[Josh Arnold]

Josh Busch Light or Bush?

[Jeff Oskay]

Always?

[Josh Arnold]

Not always, but that's if I have a choice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Are you Mick Ultra?

[Christy Lee]

Mickey Slim?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Have you heard that I'm Mickey Slim?

[Josh Arnold]

I have not.

[Christy Lee]

My kids call them that. And I said that the other day to somebody and they're like what are you talking.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do too.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember Mickey's the hand grenade shaped? Oh yeah,

[Jeff Oskay]

that did not taste good.

[Josh Arnold]

I never tried one.

[Jeff Oskay]

It wasn't good.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it still around?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know. Yesterday I had to mow the grass and I took a Corona and I put it in the freezer. And then when I got done with the grass mowing lime into the Corona. It was the best beer I think I've drank.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a real treat.

[Christy Lee]

I do love.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you were gonna say I forgot about it

[Christy Lee]

and it burst all over the fridge.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what else have you got, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Let's take care of ourselves. You took care of yourself yesterday, didn't you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

A survey of American older adults found 90% of seniors feel self care has a positive impact on their day to day lifestyle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Good.

[Christy Lee]

Here are some of the tips that survey respondents suggest.

[Tom Griswold]

What are they going to say? Yeah, you know, I don't take care of myself.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, are we surprised?

[Christy Lee]

He gives me a story, then heckles me.

[Josh Arnold]

But at the same time, are we surprised that Tom's not quite sure of this definition of self care because he

[Christy Lee]

does not do any self care.

[Josh Arnold]

Which we want you to do.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, right. Actually he does. He walks every day. That's on the list.

[Josh Arnold]

That is true.

[Christy Lee]

No matter your age, take good care of your teeth so you can always feel like smiling. He does that.

[Josh Arnold]

Brush my teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

A good haircut can do wonders.

[Jeff Oskay]

Shut up.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah even. I mean I'm a bald guy and I still enjoy a nice haircut.

[Christy Lee]

Always stay clean shaven and bathed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, yeah, I bathe.

[Josh Arnold]

You bathe seven days a week.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, same.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. It's not good for your skin. Dries you out.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

You're seven days a week?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes two times a day, sometimes three. Oh my God.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll never go a day without taking a shower.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean if I'm camping or something.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, sometimes I'll just go. Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

When. When's the last time you camped, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

1972.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably close again. No, I mean you don't take a shower every morning or even.

[Josh Arnold]

No, not really.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

There's. Sometimes there's a sun a Sunday or something where I just don't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not on the weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

But when you look like me, you

[Jeff Oskay]

have to shower every day or you get people like you. They're like, what stinks? It's probably out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean at least you're aware of the vibe you give off.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. That's why I always made sure my kids.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean we should expect. Since this is radio. If we were doing a stage play version of the Castaway movie.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You look like Tom Hanks after. Not quite as slender, but after a year on the island.

[Christy Lee]

Accurate.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean that's accurate.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean with the beard and everything. I'm trying to be mean.

[Josh Arnold]

If. If the. The island had a rallies.

[Ali Breen]

That's what

[Christy Lee]

last time you ate at a rallies.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh geez. I don't deal drugs. I don't either.

[Christy Lee]

I've never even seen a rallies lately. Man. Use daily moisturizer and sunscreen.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like. I know I'm supposed to put on sunscreen every day, but it's. I hate that goopy.

[Josh Arnold]

Have they perfected a non greasy formula?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they have. And there is a new sunscreen that's available in only Europe that has just been approved by the fda. I had that story but I thought you would be bored by it, so I didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we also I want non greasy like legitimately non greasy suntan lotion or sunscreen and off that doesn't smell like pure death.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a good thing. Is that what keeps the mosquitoes away? The fact that it smells awful?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. But you spray that stuff and you go, well, this. It just smells like it cannot be good for your skin.

[Christy Lee]

There are some that are better. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I feel like they'd be less effective.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

Like the flavored Nyquil. You're. I don't know. Does this work as well as just that, that poison green Nyquil?

[Christy Lee]

I can give you a.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. There's probably a psychological component to that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That if it doesn't hurt, it's not going to work.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

There's a really great formula for a cinnamon essential oil spray that is supposed to keep mosquitoes away. Then you'd smell good. People would want to eat.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this a. Is this a legitimate thing or is this like a tree hugger suggestion?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably both. Some of those tree hugger things actually do work.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do. Than others, just nothing I have. This is one that I have. I can swear works. If you have ants getting in your house.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You put cinnamon oil, essential oil on your doorstep, they won't come in.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Jeff Oskay]

I had an infestation in my mailbox and I just sprinkled cinnamon, straight cinnamon, and it was gone in one day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, there we go.

[Josh Arnold]

See some of that?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good tip.

[Jeff Oskay]

Works.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this is the old folks folks home telling us what to do to take care of.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if it's the old folks home. It just says older Americans. God. Stay active and hydrated and use products appropriate for your skin type. What do you have? Do you use any moisturizer at all, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I started to use it. It was from the Al Jolson line of skincare products.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Sort of a charcoal product.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the Woody Helen movie where he comes home and this girlfriend has this. This thing on her face. Are you gonna be in a minstrel show?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember that.

[Christy Lee]

It must have been a mud mask.

[Tom Griswold]

Some kind of a mud.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I'm hallucinating. I thought I saw that.

[Christy Lee]

Never skip the grooming, even if you're staying home that day. Dress up, wear makeup, look your best because it'll make you feel great.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm all right. I appreciate the sentiment, but no.

[Christy Lee]

Is it okay if you feel great not wearing makeup and in your favorite

[Tom Griswold]

comfort clothes on a Sunday? Josh, will you put your shorts on without underwear?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I Don't typically do that. I typically still wear underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there any special occasions when you don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Where I would go commando? Boy, with shorts. Less so. With jeans. You know, maybe if I didn't do laundry and didn't, you know, didn't have any boxers or something like that.

[Christy Lee]

Are you telling us something that on Sundays you go commando?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

God, no.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Those days are gone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's just not that comfortable. No.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a time.

[Josh Arnold]

Commando.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I owned any underwear or socks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding. Yeah, totally.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've never gone commando ever.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care.

[Jeff Oskay]

I want as many layers of protection between me and the world as possible.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Put bling combs in your hair.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that mean?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're like little combs, like a barrette or something.

[Tom Griswold]

That's for the ladies.

[Jeff Oskay]

You were talking about grooming earlier and made me think. My favorite thing on an old guy is when he's got the eyebrows that have completely gone mad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And they're like one hair is like 2 1/2 inches long coming out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

I love that he's not married because his wife would go, you need to take care of that.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, that guy's. That guy's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the guy on TV that always. The guy in 60 Minutes?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Andy.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy Rooney.

[Josh Arnold]

Always some wild eyebrows.

[Christy Lee]

And the final thing, get outside and into the sun. Soaking up some sunshine. Does wonders.

[Josh Arnold]

That's touch grass, as the kids say.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I was. Do they still have those? I was watching some. Some old clip and they had. They were going through a gym and they had the people standing. I don't even think they saw that with this giant belt. No, they don't still have that attached to this machine.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's vibrating.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This was 20 years ago, but when I taught English in Korea, that was. There were three of those in the gym and they were never not occupied. So that fad was still big there and then.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Does that actually do anything?

[Josh Arnold]

No clue.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'll tell you, because a power plate now has kind of replaced the belt thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Are those. I've never done one of you.

[Christy Lee]

They're amazing. And sometime when I win the lottery, I'm buying one with my own.

[Tom Griswold]

What is a power plate?

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure you've seen what. We have them at the gym where you go. They're on that far wall.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never used it or seen it.

[Christy Lee]

Ask Jonathan about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Step on it. It looks like you're about to beam up something right on the ground.

[Christy Lee]

You step on it and you hold on it, and it shakes.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it strengthen your core?

[Christy Lee]

Ideally.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

And it. It's good for your mitochondria or mitochondria. That sounds like something you're afraid of, Doesn't. Yeah, whatever. Mitochondria.

[Tom Griswold]

So. But those belt things.

[Christy Lee]

So there was maybe it shakes. I don't know if it was legit,

[Tom Griswold]

because there was also the thing we'd. In, like, the three stooges movies. My favorite gag was they. They'd be running around the gym, and there'd be a guy sitting in one of those boxes with just his head sticking out. Yeah, the sauna thing. And then, you know, somebody would turn it up, and they'd. They'd. They'd run around for a few more minutes, come back and open it up. And the guide had gone from being a big fat guy to a little tiny.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Back in my infant days when I was, like, 17, I was 18 years old. I was the assistant manager before I went to college of an Elaine Powers, which was like a workout facility for women. And not only did we have the belts, but we had these big roller things where you would just roll, like, your cellulite on them. And I always thought that is the worst, most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. That can't possibly do anything that can.

[Josh Arnold]

It's great for post workouts, I guess,

[Christy Lee]

but I think they were selling it to women as it would help with your cellulite.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's not.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm like, no. Yeah, that is not possible.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can we get one of those shaker like, things?

[Christy Lee]

The belt thing?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, like in here. And we can try to, like, drink a martini while you're. While it's on.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's the thing about self care, is that some people. Self care is getting up and having coffee and a cigarette. Their idea. Their idea of walking is walking to the liquor store.

[Christy Lee]

What is your idea of self care?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, Josh, she was addressing you. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Walks are always great. You know, I look at it. Pedicures.

[Christy Lee]

Mm, That's a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. All guys should be getting pedicures. I don't think. I think there's a stigma against it that needs to be. I don't think most dudes realize how great it is.

[Christy Lee]

There are more times than not there's a man in a place when I get mine.

[Josh Arnold]

But I still think we're in the minority.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I just don't want to do that to another human Being, dude, go in

[Josh Arnold]

there and look at some of the pre pedicured women's feet and you'll feel less.

[Jeff Oskay]

They shouldn't do that to people either.

[Christy Lee]

I understand what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. What are you saying?

[Christy Lee]

The feet are so bad that you, like.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wouldn't. I wouldn't put another human being through touching my feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think. I think in your case, we'll all vote in your favor, but it may

[Jeff Oskay]

be amazing, but I would feel so self conscious the whole time that I get that. I would apologize to the.

[Tom Griswold]

After my motorcycle crash, I couldn't reach my feet for like a year, so I went and got pedicures. And they are. Josh is right. They're great. And. And the. And the. In my case, the ladies that do it, the place I go to this. And I know this is. This is. This is a. This is true in a lot of places. These are all women. They're all Vietnamese.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're great. They're. They're really nice. And for some. I know there's a history of the reason why so many Vietnamese men and women do this. It started in Los Angeles many, many years ago. But it's. It is. It is, as a general rule, that takes place in many, many cities. But you'd really like it and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you would.

[Josh Arnold]

I always take photos of my dad and show them to whoever's doing it. You recognize this? One of them yelled, father, and I went, oh, geez.

[Jeff Oskay]

My half sister.

[Tom Griswold]

She was all worth it. That roundabout way of getting. No, you'd enjoy a bit. They don't. They don't paint them or anything.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I get what you're saying, Jeff. When I first went, I was like, I should go to a different place to get a pedicure before I go to this so that my feet are nice before they. It's kind of like when you clean your house before. A housekeeper.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, my dad got my mom a housekeeper once, and my mom stayed up all night the night before cleaning the house from top to bottom because she didn't want to be embarrassed by her house.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's how I am with my feet.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you do before your colonoscopy?

[Jeff Oskay]

I. I did a DIY one with a Maglite and a GoPro, and I came out perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you. Did you keep the GoPro or do you have to throw it away?

[Jeff Oskay]

I sanitized it in the microphone.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. If you have a go, you could probably take some cool pictures. What do you do with cool Pictures. Well, you load them into an aura frame. This is a great, great thing out there. We've been talking about them for a couple years now and we were talking about them before Mother's Day and a lot of got. We have some really nice letters from people who got them for their moms. The aura frame, it's a. Looks like a traditional picture frame, but electronically pictures and photos and videos rotate through the aura frame. And to look at them, you go to auraframes.com and it's a U R auraframes.com there's one right behind Josh. Whenever I talk about them, I look back there and there's like a bunch of cool shots of us with various comedians and stuff that have come through the studios here. But the aura frame is a great gift for dads because you can load it from anywhere and you can keep loading it. In other words, if your dad lives in a different state, for example, you could before you go to bed at night, hey, here's some pictures of the kids. And when he gets up in the morning and walks into the kitchen or the office, there's his aura frame. And it's got a new, new photograph on it. And they're not like the little tiny photographs you look at on your phone. They're nice full size photos depending on the size frame you get. And there are a whole bunch of them. And aura frames has a special offer right now. I should point this out. Aura frames was named number one by Wirecutter and they're very picky. It's a great, great device. And visit Oraframes.com As I indicated earlier, it's spelled a U R A and for a limited time, Bob and Tom show listeners get 35 bucks off a selection of various frames if you use the code word Tom. So it's that simple. Visit auraframes.com A U R Aura frames.com use the promo code Tom for a special break on the price. 35 bucks off select frames. And please do that and support the show by mentioning the Bob and Tom show. That'll help us and that'll help you when you check out the aura frames. A really cool thing. If you're having trouble visualizing it, imagine an old fashioned slide show without the, without the noise and without the clicking and as it rotates through pictures. And you can set it up any way you like. We certainly appreciate the aura frames folks. Now we're going to come back with a little bit of history for you. We also have sexy time coming up with the lovely Ally Breen. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

late August.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thanks so much for joining us. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff Osk. Hola, Ace Cosby's there. Howdy. I am Josh Arnold and Tom, what do you say, some history or more idle chatter

[Tom Griswold]

in honor of Pat Godwin not being here? I just pulled a God one.

[Josh Arnold]

What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Well,

[Josh Arnold]

you didn't pay your taxes for years.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't put the cup. You didn't put the cup under the.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was sitting up the coffee thing and I got distracted.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Never his own fault.

[Tom Griswold]

All I know is I refilled the water part of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I grabbed one of those things, put it in there and lowered it and pressed the go button.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The key is I forgot to put a cup under there. But I didn't notice it because I went into the men's room, I came back out. So that little thing at the bottom is now full of coffee. So I'll clean it up in a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

How often at a gas station do you pay at the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and only driven off? Only twice.

[Josh Arnold]

Pull the trigger of the pump, set it on the ground and go in.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to do that. I'm sorry. I'll clean it up in a minute. It is time for today in history and. Well, this is a good one right off the bat. You'll like this, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Bridget Bishop was the first victim of the Salem witch trials. Hanged for witchcraft.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

So we didn't burn them here in the States, did we? Just hang.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they were mostly hanged.

[Jeff Oskay]

Didn't they used to do the water wheel thing with them as well here?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, maybe.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's rough. If you survived it, you were a witch. And they would kill you if you didn't survive it, they knew you weren't a witch.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's not really a win win.

[Josh Arnold]

Ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

Why didn't they just kill him?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if this lady was a witch, but I just remember the. I forget which lawyer it was trying to defend her in the movie. And he goes, if. What is it? If. If the. If the broom don't fit, you must acquit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then someone I think stole her ruby slippers. Let's see. Oh, this is famous in. In 1752, Benjamin Franklin flew a kite during a thunderstorm and he took notes and everything so they know this is legit. Not a good idea, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

No, not with a kid. No.

[Josh Arnold]

He did it so we wouldn't have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And another guy tried it famously. I forgot what his name was. He in the Boston area and he wrapped his head in aluminum foil.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, that was old Sparky Proctor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But thanks to Ben Franklin, kids can now have screen time, I think, because he founded electricity. This is a famous story. I'd forgotten about this. 1845, Andrew Jackson had a parrot named Paul and he had to be removed from the Andrew Jackson funeral because he was cursing out loud.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, that's funny.

[Christy Lee]

That is funny.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, can you imagine?

[Christy Lee]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool. Curse words. Andrew Jackson had it, you know, at his fingertips. Well, I feel kind of bad for the bird, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Not his fault, nobody. His name was Paul Po.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pronounced Paul. There's a pronoun, but it was spelled P O L L as in poll. Like a voting poll. Yeah. Paul. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Voting pole.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so short for poly almost.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, could be. Yeah. But it says that there's a pronouncer. Says for some reason pronounced Paul. Maybe that's incorrect. I don't know. That would make more sense because Polly is the famous. Isn't it like having a Chihuahua name in a pepe?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a law that you have to. So. Yeah, but the parrot was cursing during the funeral, so they had to have the bird leave.

[Josh Arnold]

Paul, please, you're gonna have to leave.

[Christy Lee]

If you were at a funeral and there was a cursing parrot, would you be giggling the whole time?

[Tom Griswold]

Best funeral ever, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd be overjoyed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but how?

[Christy Lee]

Like, I think he would have been overjoyed, actually.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is it because, like, they held it at his house or was somebody like, hey, don't forget, bring the parrot to the funeral.

[Christy Lee]

Probably awake at his house at that time. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Or at the White House. Was he president then?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope. 1933, John Dillinger robbed his first bank in Carlisle, Ohio. I have a question. When you rob your first bank, do you frame one of the bills?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Siren.

[Josh Arnold]

And then you hang it in your den?

[Christy Lee]

That would be funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say today's. Is that even a thing anymore?

[Josh Arnold]

I still see it in some businesses.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I always like that you see the first dollar. I mean, I Like it, too, these days. The first receipt from. You know, the first receipt.

[Christy Lee]

First VENMO, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1935, Alcoholics Anonymous was founded. Prior to that, everybody announced who the alcoholics were out loud. This is interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

I was alcoholics.

[Tom Griswold]

Obvious is what it was called 1977. This is hard to believe. Apple shipped the first Apple II computers.

[Jeff Oskay]

What year?

[Tom Griswold]

77. Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Was that the first home computer?

[Tom Griswold]

I would assume. Was there an Apple? There must have been an Apple one.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't think it was. I mean, by today's standards, your. The average phone is much more sophisticated.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

But I know that when it came out, I think they had changed the charger from the Apple one.

[Josh Arnold]

Always.

[Tom Griswold]

And they. And they put a U2 album on it. You had to pay for.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. On this date in 1990, Burger King started using Newman's Own salad dressing.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know if that's still a thing today. In 1991, the television show Twin Peaks aired its final episode on abc, which

[Josh Arnold]

got a lot of answers.

[Christy Lee]

No, I never watched it. Don't know anything about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Super annoying.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I loved it. I loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't really explain why was it annoying.

[Josh Arnold]

It's about feel and not necessarily about content.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The plot was.

[Josh Arnold]

What's her name? The female Laura Palmer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. With two seasons. And they never did solve the murder. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the movie Twin Peaks, Fire Walk With Me kind of does.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. On this date in 2007, the final episode of the Sopranos airs on HBO.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was a great ending. I know many people have components.

[Tom Griswold]

If you didn't see it, what happens is. What happens happens is the screen goes dark for just a second. Then Tony Soprano wakes up and he's next to Suzanne Plette from the Bob Newhart Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was kind of a. It felt a little contrived.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're. They're at this inn in Vermont. Okay. That's not. I don't know what happened on. Oh, Happy birthday. Oh, he's not. Wear this anymore. 1921, Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh. But. So you can be a prince and a duke at the same time.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of selfish.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the royal family, you can be a few things at the same time. You can be a father and a brother.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't he a duke before he was a prince?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. And of course, there's yesterday. We're talking about the famous. The Duke of Earl. A great Song. The Duke of Earl. You didn't like that?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it's fine in your mind. It was a great song.

[Jeff Oskay]

Probably one of the only songs about tea out there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. Happy birthday. Oh, Judy Garland, born in 1922.

[Josh Arnold]

We found out that she died on a toilet yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Sadly, Maurice Sendak.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why they call some. Some toilets, Toto. In honor of Judy Garland dying on one.

[Jeff Oskay]

I looked up.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea. That's why they're Maurice Sendak. You know. That is Christy.

[Christy Lee]

I do not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you probably. If you. You'd recognize the. The book where the Wild Things are.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure, of course. With the. With the beasts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the great drawings.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the wild things, yeah, they're.

[Christy Lee]

They're beasts.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't like to be called beasts.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, this is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this is a fun fact. In this bio here, it says, this is. Maurice Sendak himself wrote this. He goes, a little boy sent me a charming car with a little drawing on it. I loved it.

[Josh Arnold]

I stole it, and I never paid him. A guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I answer all my children's letters, sometimes very hastily. But this one, I lingered over. I sent him a card, and I drew a picture of a wild thing on it. I wrote, dear Jim loved your card. Then I got a letter back from his mother saying, jim loved your card so much, he ate it. Then he goes, that to me was one of the highest compliments I've ever received. He didn't care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, loved it, and he ate it.

[Christy Lee]

He ate it.

[Tom Griswold]

That fun.

[Christy Lee]

Supposed to eat paper.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a kid. It's great. Let's see. Gina gershon, born in 62.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pronounced Jina.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not. That name doesn't reabelle to you. She's. She is.

[Jeff Oskay]

If.

[Josh Arnold]

If we were to make a. If we were to weird science a woman based on Oscar preferences.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. Oh, really?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Elizabeth Hurley also just very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Is she the one that's with Elizabeth Hurley? Is she the one that's with Miley Cyrus's dad?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they are Cyrus. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's wild.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was she with. With Hugh Grant?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the famous thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, man.

[Josh Arnold]

What were you thinking?

[Christy Lee]

She's beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

She had the record for having her name on Google. Her name followed by the word boobs more than any woman in the 90s.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Really, really. Bill Burr. Happy birthday, Bill. 1968. Good friend of the show. I'm hoping he holds back on his opinions. More.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

1983, actress Lely Sobieski, Eyes Wide Shut and oh, Deep Impact.

[Josh Arnold]

Deep Impact. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever see the porno version of that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy, here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Deeper Impact.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, deep, deep in Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Straight or gay or both With a name like Pat, I don't know. I didn't watch it. I just. I just saw the preview.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a pagan movie.

[Christy Lee]

Happy birthday to my niece Danielle. It's her birthday today in Charleston. Happy birthday, Danielle.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. 1992. Happy birthday, Kate Upton.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh. Yeah, beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

They wrote that song about her. Upton Funk.

[Josh Arnold]

And Billy Joel wrote Upton Girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. Upton Funks about the. Her husband Verlander, washing her. Washing her underwear.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

She may be gorgeous, but no more Mexican for you, my dear. These things are disgusting. And that's a look at history unlike any other place. You're welcome. We're going to return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We've got Ally Breen with Sexy Time coming up. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

We are.

[Christy Lee]

Man, that was a Tom sneeze.

[Josh Arnold]

As you can hear, we are live.

[Tom Griswold]

That actually. Are you on wheels that propelled you backwards.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And who's in here? Let's see. We've got Christy Lee at the news desk present. Jessica Alsman has joined us.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff Oskay. Hello. Ace Cosby's there. I'm Josh Arnold and pardon me, I apologize for the sneeze. There's Tom, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

And Jesse. Jessica Halsman, brand new mama.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How old's that baby now?

[Jessica Alsman]

Three months.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jessica Alsman]

She's so much bigger than when she came out. It's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Lucky for you.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Just stayed another three months, it'd be 12 pounder.

[Jessica Alsman]

Stayed in there 10 months. That was plenty. And she had a pretty big head, so it wasn't fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good. Well, welcome back. Coming up, it's going to be the very special show known as Sexy Time with Ali Breen. We'll be helping you with your. With your love troubles. But right now, Christy Lee is at her post the news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Apparently, dad books are a dying breed. They've seen a decline in sales recently. There's a book tracker company called Circana Bookscan. And they say nonfiction print titles are down nearly 8% so far this year, while sales of books about politics and current affairs. I am assuming those are your dad books, were down almost 20%.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think the definition of dad books is like, you know, not, not, not like Tom Clancy fiction, but you know, histories of World War II or

[Christy Lee]

my husband reads all those. Yeah, well, they're biographies maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

They're great.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean it's important to know that stuff. But I think people, people are, you know, not looking at books anymore anyway. I mean, I wonder what overall book sales are.

[Christy Lee]

I just said non pick. Oh, you mean fiction general. I don't know. I love books so much, I, I'll buy them. I don't care. The reasons for the change involve the shift in media, of course, with people consuming similar top similar topics, particularly through podcasts or audiobooks. Barnes and Noble CEO James Daunt attributes the decline in serious non fiction sales to the fact that everyday events are all consuming as well. You don't want to dwell on the past when you have all this right in front of your face.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hard to keep up with everything in contemporary culture, certainly.

[Christy Lee]

So non fiction readers are reading the news instead of reading the books, apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I, I'm wondering what genres of fiction are the best now. Is it romance novels or.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, those never go out of style.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. Deadbeat dads like that book. Where's Waldo?

[Christy Lee]

Where's my Kid?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, their kids are reading it. Where's my dad?

[Christy Lee]

Oh,

[Tom Griswold]

And also, I think most toilet reading is now on a phone.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Instead of going in there and yeah,

[Josh Arnold]

they used to sell those books every year. Like the Bathroom Reader.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if that's now available as an app.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

It probably is. I, I, it would make sense.

[Christy Lee]

It would make sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't that the one where every, every article was could be read and yeah, 60 seconds or something.

[Josh Arnold]

I never owned one, but I saw them in plenty of bathrooms or everything you should.

[Christy Lee]

What were those little books that would say like everything you should remember from school or something. And they would have just a couple of quick facts that when you're handling

[Tom Griswold]

a book that's been handled by people.

[Josh Arnold]

Are your Bassmaster magazines in the bathroom, Jeff?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, same.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's kind of small.

[Christy Lee]

They have you only one bathroom for five people. Imagine.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, growing up, both my grandparents had joke books on the back of their toilets. Yeah, like, you know, like the two guys walk into a bar. Kind of like joke books.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Jeff Oskay]

What I mean, and Both sets of grandparents had that. Was that a popular thing back then?

[Tom Griswold]

Did your grandmother have the. The toilet seat cover?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So that when you. If you had to go pee, you'd have to.

[Jeff Oskay]

You'd have my grandmother to hold it. My grandmother knitted it. She knitted that and the tank cover and the Kleenex box cover and the one around on the floor. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did she have the one that looked like a doll, that had a dress, that had the toilet paper?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, my grandma did have that.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Odd.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't seen one of those in quite a while.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, those were popular.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You feel guilty if you had some stray effluent.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Get on the.

[Christy Lee]

But I pee on it is what he's asking.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

But I. I just know that when you. The. The toilet seat cover was designed so that it would only stay up if there was nothing on it. So they'd put the COVID on the COVID and you'd have to hold it with your hand.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right. Or the worst part was when it would stay for a second.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Jeff Oskay]

And you would start peeing and then it would fall.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a. Like a. Like a guillotine for some.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of peeing, a man who was reported to sport a very small male member is in custody after allegedly urinating in a Florida Walmart parking lot.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the way the police have stated that he had a small male member.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. How'd that become part of the story?

[Christy Lee]

That's a great question. According to an incident report from the Leesburg Police Department, a witness said he saw the man parked beside him outside the store. The suspect then opened the passenger side door of the car, pulled out his penis, and proceeded to urinate in the parking lot. The witness who recorded the event. Josh Snitch. Yeah. Described the man as having a large stomach and a very small, hairy penis. Police traced the car's license plate and arrested the man for exposure of sexual organs. The suspect stands 6:1 and weighs 270. At the time of the incident, he was wearing a pink shirt, gray sweatpants, and a yellow hat.

[Jessica Alsman]

Of course he was in sweatpants.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What is.

[Tom Griswold]

So the guy got out of the car just. So he's this guy sitting in his car in a Walmart parking lot who tells him the guy next to him starts taking a pee and he calls the cops.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Unless he's peeing in my window.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Don't you just move on with your life?

[Jessica Alsman]

Did he do it to be seen, though?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

You like this?

[Ali Breen]

That's Why?

[Jessica Alsman]

I figured he has a sweatpants on, so it's easy to be, like, where it is. Well, no, look at him.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got sweatpants on. Because he's in a Leesburg at Walmart.

[Jeff Oskay]

But is it true, ladies, that I've heard that gray sweatpants on a guy is, like, a thing for you ladies?

[Josh Arnold]

Like you like it?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't. I mean, I don't care about it.

[Jessica Alsman]

Sweatpants, they are. They're fine.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if I'm this guy. I mean, can. Can you sue the. For the description?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they have it on video, apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but the fact that it's described as. He's described as being very small defamation, basically.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he's a grower, not a shower.

[Jessica Alsman]

You'd have to prove it's bigger than what they say.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm just. It's. I mean, it's embarrassing enough.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think the public humiliation is enough of a crime. Like deterrent. Like knowing that everyone thinks you have a small wean.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I didn't say his name. I could have.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I'm sorry. It's in the story.

[Christy Lee]

I know, but I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm trying to give the man some dignity.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that's very.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I doubt it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Make sure the. If your parking lot pisser has some dignity.

[Jessica Alsman]

They have restrooms in Walmart.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're in a Leesburg Walmart during the day, taking a leak on. Yeah, there's. Yeah. This guy probably isn't on his way to.

[Christy Lee]

If you think that was bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Perform brain surgery on someone.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what the hell's going on in Florida, but they. All these stories seem to come from there. Members of a Florida community are on edge after masked vandals targeted their vehicles with feces and condiments. Oh. Epperson resident Jennifer Ramos told WFTS TV that her home security cameras captured three masked individuals holding up their phones and vandalizing three of the four cars in her driveway.

[Josh Arnold]

There's something about the condiments that makes it grosser than if it was just all feces.

[Christy Lee]

She said they look like they were throwing chocolate sauce and mustard, then feces on the doors of the driver's side. Ms. Ramos said she and her neighbors are now on high alert, wondering if the vandals will return and do more damage. Authorities say no indication the material being thrown is human feces, probably animal waste still.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Who makes that determination?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it like the cop that goes up and sticks his finger in the cocaine and tastes it. No, Goose,

[Christy Lee]

if they're using their phones, this sounds like some stupid Tick Tock thing. And their kids probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now if you want to look at the bright side of it, if you're looking at the future of these kids, at least they had the brains to wear masks.

[Christy Lee]

True.

[Tom Griswold]

Before posting it on Tick Tock, but the fact that it'll be on their TikTok.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, but isn't it, isn't there also a chance? This is just the neighborhood raging and these kids are sick of her. Yeah. Sometimes you got to teach a.

[Christy Lee]

There's a documentary about that, isn't there?

[Tom Griswold]

And also, fellas, don't confuse the chocolate sauce and the feces you're throwing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is the feces. Good thing we didn't step in. The old joke goes

[Tom Griswold]

well. Coming up, it's going to be sexy time with Ali Breen. It's one of our, it's one of our favorite features here on the bottom.

[Christy Lee]

Hopefully no species involved.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. No, not that sexy.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Jessica Alsman's there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. Josh. I'm Josh Arnold. And Tom, I believe we're joined by a member of the family on the zoom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Allie Breen joining us from New York City.

[Ali Breen]

New York City.

[Tom Griswold]

Ali's actually home. Well, it's good to see you, Ali.

[Ali Breen]

Good to see you.

[Tom Griswold]

And let's see, you've been to Florida, you've been to London, England, you've been to France for the French Open, but you're back home here in the usa.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the way the show works, Allie is a stand up comedian based in New York City and she's also the hostess of this program. And the program is known as Sexy Time. And we try to help people with their love troubles. And let's get to our first letter. Ali, what have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I met a guy unhinged, and after three months, we both deactivated our profiles and became serious. One of my friends just let me know she saw him on Tinder. He knows her as my friend, so she couldn't reach out and try to date him to see what he would do. But now I want to recruit another friend to try and see if he's still actually active there. Is this a huge red flag?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh. Maybe he just forgot that he's on.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're a huge red flag.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

For him.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. So I don't understand how these work. So when you. So maybe he posted this and then they started dating and he forgot that it was up there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So there's nothing indicating that you're sort of still looking, right?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Well, if, if the friend could see him on Tinder, does that mean he saw the friend see him?

[Jessica Alsman]

I've never used that app. I'm not sure.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I'm not sure either.

[Jessica Alsman]

Maybe not.

[Ali Breen]

Okay. Because I was gonna say he should know and go back to her and be like, ooh, by the way, your friend just saw me On Tinder, I'm gonna deactivate. You know, probably.

[Jessica Alsman]

But the classic way to catch him is just if you asked him straight up, hey, are you still on Tinder? And if he tries to lie about something or bumbles or ask a question back, then, yeah, he knows what he's doing. But otherwise, if he's just like, oh, I forgot about that one.

[Ali Breen]

Right. Or make it broad. Be like, are you on any other dating sites? And let him come.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, yeah, catch him in the lie.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with Jeff. Leave this guy alone. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Dump him.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Let him find somebody worthwhile.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, I see. Okay. Okay, let's move on here. What have you got, Allie?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend's nickname for me is Pickle, which I always thought was adorable, but the other day I saw him writing a text to somebody, and it said, hey, Pickle. And I freaked out on that. He said it was a name he used with an old friend years ago and that I shouldn't be concerned, but shouldn't I be that he doesn't change it up, even if that person isn't still meaningful to him? Now I'm really confused.

[Josh Arnold]

So every girl. This is just something guys need to know. Different nicknames for different people. Always, always, always don't recycle nicknames, because we guys know it's not a big deal. Every girl thinks it's a huge deal, so just play that game.

[Christy Lee]

You don't think that's a big deal to give the same nickname to a girl?

[Josh Arnold]

Of course not.

[Jessica Alsman]

She calls you Mr. Big and she calls her ex Mr. Big.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, then you know it's just

[Tom Griswold]

a nickname or false advertising.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah,

[Ali Breen]

it's true. It takes the cuteness away, as if it's not personal. Yeah. You're like, wait, that's just a generic name you call everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, for all we know, his grandma called him that. And so he just thinks it's fun to call people that. We have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of. That's a. Whenever you give someone a nickname, it's kind of a power move.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that why you give me a nickname all the time?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That way you call all of your kids by another name.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. I do it to my dogs. I do it to everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a little weird. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's easy for you to cheat that way because everybody's got the same name.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, too. It's one thing if it's just, like, babe, like, which everyone says to everybody, but once it's like a specific Name like Pickle, it is a little.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's unique.

[Josh Arnold]

You hear all this? All the men listening, you hear this?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Different nicknames for different people. Because this is the BS you have to hear the overthinking of a female mind. Okay.

[Ali Breen]

And the lack of creativity in the male mind. How hard is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Because we shouldn't have to be creative. You should be grateful that you. I can only play this role for so long.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but if. But as you said earlier, Josh, if Pickle was a name that his grandmother called him, that gets even creepier.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not saying, hey, Pickle, go down on me. He's saying, how are. How's your day, Pickle? Which is something a grandma could say to a grandkid.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just move forward here. You can reach. You can reach Ali Breen. A L, L, I B R E E N. I spell it out because you can find her on your favorite social media platform and perhaps share with us your love troubles and we'll try to fix them. Let's get to another letter. What have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my husband's friend has been cheating on his wife. And I just found out he's using us as his alibi. My husband's fine with it and says it's his friend, so he's the alibi, so I shouldn't really worry, but they're dragging me into this, too. He's going to get caught. She's going to know that I know, and it's going to be a disaster. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's unfortunate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's no way out of this. There is nothing you can do.

[Jessica Alsman]

Plead ignorant.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's the only thing you can do.

[Tom Griswold]

That won't work.

[Christy Lee]

It won't.

[Ali Breen]

But a little. If she didn't know until now, I don't know how long it's been going on. There is some plausible deniability.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah. Deny, deny. You didn't see him screwing another woman, so you're fine.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have gone with dining or.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dinner with someone else rather than going full blown screwing. But the point is. Yeah. This is a. This is an awful situation.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. This is tough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

For everybody. Has anybody been in that position? You were the alibi.

[Ali Breen]

Ask someone to be an alibi for something where.

[Josh Arnold]

Thankfully, I've never been asked to be an alibi.

[Tom Griswold]

Not in a sort of a sexual situation. Now, with respect to a bank robbery, of course.

[Christy Lee]

So if somebody came to you and asked for you to be an alibi, what would you say to them?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd say, you know, I resent you putting me in this position. Yeah. I'm not sure I'm not the right person.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Don't bring me into your mess of a life.

[Ali Breen]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that's. That's. That's the correct answer. So. But in this case. But it's already gone too far because, yeah, it's happening. You know, her husband knows, and she

[Jessica Alsman]

could do something very innocently. If you want to get away from this. This post that you're somewhere else that day. Like, he's like, oh, I'm hanging out with this couple. You need to be somewhere else and be like, I love yoga out here. I was that way.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like, that's interesting.

[Jessica Alsman]

Maybe he can get his own lie. And you unintentionally, you know, I'm already lost.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What just happened?

[Josh Arnold]

So. So the friend has. Has said, hey, I'm telling my wife that I'm with you guys at. At your lake house.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But the. The wife. The wife of actually. Actually posts, hey, we're at Six Flags today.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, the alibi wife.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jessica Alsman]

Maybe she can't.

[Josh Arnold]

She can't be responsible for that.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but then everything's gonna blow up, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Everything will blow up.

[Christy Lee]

It's gonna blow up at some point.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe murder is the way out on this one. We often forget.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, that's the thing. I watch Nothing but Murder. Me and My lady. And there's so many times when we look at each other and just, hey, if you're done with me, just say, I don't want to be with you anymore. Please don't murder me. There are so many people are like, I can't get out of this. I gotta murder them.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

If you're cheating on me, don't kill me to cover it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Just break up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Exactly.

[Ali Breen]

And then it'll be fine. Put away the antifreeze.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Bury her in the backyard. You see that one Friday?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, that was.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy was a preacher. That was.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what are you going to do? You can't ask her neighbor to bury him.

[Tom Griswold]

This year we're speaking with Ali Breen. The show is Sexy Time. We're trying to help you with your love troubles. What else we got? Ally.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I'm separated and dating someone I really like and feeling really good about it, but my ex just started dating one of our mutual friends, and it's all I can think about. It's kind of weird because I don't want my ex back, but I do feel Like, I'm insanely jealous. Maybe my current girlfriend doesn't get it and says I must want to get back with her, but I think it's just because it's a mutual friend. Which is against the social rules. Right? I don't know what to do.

[Christy Lee]

We need to let it go, dude.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, but what do you do when you're having trouble letting it go? He doesn't want to feel this way. He can't help.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll tell you what you don't do. You don't share those feelings with your new girlfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

That's for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Too late. You should have written this last week.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's unusual.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

That is a bold move to think she's gonna, like, commiserate with you. Of course she's gonna be like, wait, what?

[Josh Arnold]

You're never gonna get any reason or logic out of a woman, but it's gonna go right to feelings, and everything's gonna be a mess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is very cool. Complicated. Another failure on our part.

[Christy Lee]

I think this is very common, especially in newly separated couples. When you see the other couple happy or the other person happy, no matter where you are, there's that stab of jealousy or, oh, maybe I made a mistake. You kind of second guess, but deep down, you know you did the right thing. You just let it go. And the social thing about. We've talked about this. Is it okay to date your friend's friend? I mean, your ex's friends or whatever, that's on you.

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't want to make this worse, but there's a good chance they might have been dating while you guys were together.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to make this worse.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Could you hold this can of gasoline while I get more matches?

[Christy Lee]

Okay, there's that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Now they're public.

[Ali Breen]

Well, because that's the thing about the mutual friend now. You look back and you're like, wait, was this a thing that was happening the whole time I was with her?

[Jessica Alsman]

That's what I would think.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's where you just have to let it go viral.

[Josh Arnold]

And you may have to let them go completely. That friend is not your friend now.

[Jessica Alsman]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

You may have to you to move on. You may.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna lighten up my original suggestion about murder. How about just moving to a different part of the country? That works.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Get all new friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure. That's fun. Well, we have time for a couple more letters. Allie, what have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I've been with a guy who basically, after the first day we spent every second together. It's been the best. The other day, though, we woke up and we were talking and getting ready for our day, and he just dropped trowel with the bathroom door open and started pooping.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Ali Breen]

I was like, oh, my God. And he said, oh, sorry, we're not there yet. I don't ever want to be there. Is this ever going to leave my mind?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She needs to.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell him that. That's not. We're not. That's not where they're going.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ever.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Ali Breen]

I don't think anyone ever should go there.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jessica Alsman]

Only if he's, like, passed out and the door's locked. You got to break in to save his life or something.

[Christy Lee]

Otherwise it's like, who cares, dude?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't open door, dump in an empty house, let alone if someone else is there. Like, that's so rude.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That you just have to train him.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

That level of comfort that people. I want to want to know where that came from. Like, what's the past that he has that makes him feel like that's normal.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

What about peeing? No, you don't want to see that either.

[Ali Breen]

I actually don't mind peeing. I don't mind the peeing with the door open. I mean, for a guy, I wouldn't pee with the door open, but if a guy does it, I'm okay with it.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff, are you always astounded when you can hear her pee, even with the door closed, just how powerful it sounds?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it sounds like a horse. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just this next Valentine's Day. Remember that for your sweetie. Yes, the. The din of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The outpouring of fluids.

[Josh Arnold]

Loud hiss,

[Tom Griswold]

somewhat snake like. Is that where you're going?

[Ali Breen]

Well, we are equally surprised that you guys never managed to get all of your pee in the toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I'll be honest, I. I still get surprised by that too. Like, how did this happen?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Now are you bad of a shot now?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you a sit down to pee at night guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh, no. No,

[Jeff Oskay]

Always. Usually.

[Christy Lee]

Do you really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'll never get it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Dude. He starts going crazy. There's no telling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a certain.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the. There's a certain. There's a certain bifurcation. Ali, you've ever seen a water wiggle? That's what. That's what happens.

[Josh Arnold]

They're just being fucking funny. That none of that's true. Bifurcation only happens post sex. If not, you have an issue.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. There's no. What's gumming up your urethral slit.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way. Urethral slit was my. Was my favorite band at Bonnaroo last year when they, when they opened for the Strokes.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's gumming it up?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, I even have. Have that look now I even have a urinal in my bathroom. But I still, I will still, still

[Christy Lee]

sit on it sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Because I'm so. I'm so half asleep. I mean, I've actually gone.

[Christy Lee]

Do you like straddle it forward or do you turn around and.

[Tom Griswold]

The urinal. Yeah, the URL. You just hug right up to it and go.

[Todd Yan]

But the.

[Tom Griswold]

But the plumbing is so good cold. That pipe on top.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Although sometimes in the summer, sometimes when it's really hot, I'll put my head on it. Let her rip.

[Ali Breen]

If you sit and it's just dangling and you pee, it just stays in that position.

[Tom Griswold]

Or no, no, no, you got.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

As.

[Tom Griswold]

As Mr. Osu indicates, because of the velocity of the effluent as it leaves the body, one has to hold it down.

[Josh Arnold]

Not true.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and just in the cases of Jeff,

[Jeff Oskay]

when you're handling proper stuff out of the water.

[Tom Griswold]

But other than that. Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that I get. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's squeeze in one more letter. Ellie, I'm really loving this.

[Ali Breen]

I went on a seven day cruise with my boyfriend. At the very end, we got into a big fight. I kicked him out of the cabin. And then after a few hours, when he hadn't come back, I went to look for him and he was partying with a group of mostly girls. Now we're in an even bigger fight. And he said, well, what was he supposed to do? Just sulk by himself? Well, yeah. Or try to fix things.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear, you're insane.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you did kick him out.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The difference between men and women. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What would a woman do?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we would sulk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know plenty of women who would go, I am going to talk to the guy that he questioned me for looking at too. There are so many. Are you telling me Alsman would just go sulk and not go flirt with the captain?

[Jessica Alsman]

I'd be plotting my revenge.

[Tom Griswold]

Many women would go find a friendly gay waiter and no, I killed the afternoon with him.

[Christy Lee]

What have I done? What have I done?

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh my God, man, he showed you though, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that backfired. But see, that's also the problem with the cruise because you can't really get away much.

[Ali Breen]

It's just a party setting outside your door.

[Tom Griswold]

You're kind of. You're Kind of in a floating prison.

[Christy Lee]

There are some places you can get away. Yeah, there are. It's not depending on the cruise you're on. You're right.

[Ali Breen]

I mean, yeah, you could just go sun yourself. You don't have to go to a bar necessarily, which is, I'm sure, where he went.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's where the people are.

[Josh Arnold]

I was amazed. I was picturing it was night and really the only thing to do on a cruise was either jet.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll also end you up on 48 hours if you actually take a great leap. Well, thanks, Allie.

[Christy Lee]

Always fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you working in New York this weekend?

[Ali Breen]

Yes, I'm gonna be at Top Secret on Friday and at the Comic Strip on Sunday and the Comedy Village on Saturday.

[Josh Arnold]

Fun.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. And that's Top secret?

[Ali Breen]

Yes, exactly. Lori Sapp.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Thanks, Allie.

[Ali Breen]

Thanks, guys.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Allie.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Lots of shows to see.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And if you missed today's Sexy Time segment with Ali Breen, you are really missing out.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's. Well, you'll be able to check it out tonight on our YouTube channel. Excellent.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, we simply have no business.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's like bad advice for problems that idiots have.

[Josh Arnold]

So there's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

We learned a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Jessica Alman's there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Osk's there. Yes. And there's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fun to play. I think we can, we can maybe create a little poem out of your, your beef. If I will. If you will excuse me. Was the volume of, not quantity, but the, the sonic volume of a woman urinating on a while sitting on a toilet. It's so.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm always impressed by it. Just. Wow, that sounds like you've had to go for a day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Maybe. Our bladders are big.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I wonder if there's any research on this. I'd like to see some hard numbers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Is the PSI of the female bladder higher than that of the. The male.

[Tom Griswold]

Male.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't they. Males speed slow down as you get older. Sure. Yeah. Things happen.

[Jessica Alsman]

We have a shorter route.

[Josh Arnold]

You think so? Is the bladder closer to the.

[Tom Griswold]

No. You have a shorter route.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, we have to take it through the tubing.

[Jessica Alsman]

Right. So then it just comes out faster.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, maybe.

[Jessica Alsman]

Versus a long water slide.

[Christy Lee]

She makes a point.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Women typically produce a more intense, faster urine stream than men.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. How about that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember when we had that there was a thing in the old, in the other hallway down there. There was a little machine and it was, it looked like a paddle wheel.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember this thing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

The Wizo meter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And you could pee in it. And it would, it would give You. A rating, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it something doctors use for, like, urinary.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think it was something he

[Christy Lee]

did for a wacky joke and idiots

[Tom Griswold]

like us would do. But it was a legit. I mean, it did, in fact, measure the velocity. Yeah. Yeah. You would. You would pee on the. On the spinning wheel, right? Am I getting this? Look like a paddle wheel, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then it would have a digital readout.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, ladies, it'd be harder for you. You'd probably need a ladder to climb up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it was on a lot of mess. It was on the urinal, but we

[Christy Lee]

would have to sit it inside of it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure scientists. I mean, urologists.

[Christy Lee]

Well, scientist is exactly right. With her, it's because we have a shorter distance to go. That's exactly what it says. The female urethra is shorter and straighter, meaning there's much less pipe resistance when the bladder contracts.

[Tom Griswold]

So what you're saying is when you pee, it goes up to 11, the volume.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, it's not 10. As you can say, it's 11.

[Christy Lee]

A higher maximum flow rate, ranging from 20 to 30 milliliters per second.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that why when you're mad, you're more pissed off?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Maybe because you have to wipe from front to back.

[Christy Lee]

Also so hard to do when your arms are short, too, by the way. And I. I.

[Tom Griswold]

How did I. I. I don't want to be part of this anymore. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I want to hear more.

[Tom Griswold]

I just.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

See, men don't. Men don't have to do that. We just.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Whack it on the wall. Knock off the. Knock off the drips.

[Christy Lee]

You. Your average is 15 to 20 milliliters per second.

[Tom Griswold]

And what is yours?

[Christy Lee]

Ours is 20 to 30.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting. Interesting. And now I've witnessed a horse.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really something. That. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, who knows? That's huge. But. Well, it's time to go back to the news desk. We've learned a lot of cool things today. If you. I know, Josh. You don't like your review, but there were a couple of stories today that I thought were fast.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't mind reviewing. I don't like reviewing what you like to review.

[Tom Griswold]

So you don't want to hear about. So you don't want to hear about those really cool Porsches. No. I think that is in association with.

[Christy Lee]

Even me as a car girl. I'm. I'm all for the charity, and I'm all for that. That it's a great cause, but once

[Tom Griswold]

again, they've made, they've made three separate one of a kind, special edition Porsches that are tied into the movie Toy Story 5. There's a Woody, there's a Buzz, and there's a Jesse. And they've been, they're custom painted. They're going to eventually auction them off, but the one list price on the one without any of the amenities is 250,000. So these things are going to be incredibly cool. And it doesn't say where the auction is going to take place.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's probably an online deal, I would think. I mean, so everybody could be a part of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. But very cool. And. But Josh, you don't have any interest in that. And even though it's promoting what will be a great movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, and I'll be honest, I'm cautiously optimistic about Toy Story 5. I don't like that there was a 4, I think, I think they had a near perfect trilogy and should have.

[Tom Griswold]

Four was the spoon and four was fine.

[Josh Arnold]

It was good for. Is a good movie. I just, I, I wish, you know, three have three great and leave it.

[Christy Lee]

And I don't know if I saw three. What was three about?

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, three was really sad for the end of three.

[Christy Lee]

Is that where he goes off to college?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But in the end, there's parts of that that are pretty sad, as intense

[Christy Lee]

as a thriller action movie.

[Tom Griswold]

But we actually had a chance to talk with Tim Allen, and when they were making five, we talked to him, I think, last fall, and he and Tom Hanks were going to be together in New York the next day recording, and he said the premise of they weren't going to do it. And then the premise was so logical and so appropriate for today's times. And the premise, of course, is the toys are being replaced by screens. So that'll be the. That'll be the crux. Yeah. So it'll be, it should, it should be good. But in any event, they, they're going to be selling these really cool Porsches for auction. And although the, the Buzz Lightyear one is not an electric vehicle, unless I'm misreading it, because you'd think they would have had, you know, buzz. Oh, yeah, wouldn't that be electric?

[Christy Lee]

I know we're running out of time, but really quickly on Instagram the other day, I saw this lady, her daughter was graduating from high school, going off to college. She lined the whole house all the way with all of her toys from her childhood, as it was the saddest, cutest thing I've ever seen. In my entire life.

[Josh Arnold]

It was fake. It was AI.

[Christy Lee]

No, it wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

AI I made.

[Christy Lee]

Was so cute all the way from her baby toys. I mean, it was just the sweetest thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's sad. But she's moving on. She's graduating.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Was the last toy of dildo.

[Tom Griswold]

I say I I. That was a slow pitch. I didn't want to say it myself.

[Josh Arnold]

I only do obvious.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going to use the word vibrator. I was going to say double donner. But no, no, I'm classy. Thanks so much for joining us. We'll try to fix it up up and get tomorrow's show back on track. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and they're great. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Full send Golf.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know how much I really, really love Golf.

[Tom Griswold]

Full send Golf 2v2. Me and VOD versus Big John and Kyle. Oh, it feels good to be back on the links with the boys. Join the party on the golf course.

[Christy Lee]

Back to golf in a big way.

[Tom Griswold]

Now what?

[Josh Arnold]

Practice.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go hit the range. I was like, let's go to the range. We are headed to the golf cart, y'. All. You want to go for this? No.

[Christy Lee]

You don't play golf?

[Todd Yan]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Try. We gotta break par. I'm very, very excited.

[Todd Yan]

You excited?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Full send golf.

[Ali Breen]

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