The BOB & TOM Show - June 11, 2025

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Detailed Summary of The BOB & TOM Show - June 11, 2025

Host(s): The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
Release Date: June 11, 2025

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1. AI-Generated Show Biographies

The hosts delved into the topic of artificial intelligence’s role in creating show biographies, highlighting inaccuracies and humorous misrepresentations generated by AI.

• Tom Griswold remarked on the AI’s attempt to describe the show members:

  "Sometimes some of the stuff on here is less than accurate... 'Josh Arnold, Christy Lee's husband, has made this...'"
  (Timestamp: [07:00])

• Chick McGee criticized the AI for omitting his existence:

  "AI doesn't think I exist."
  (Timestamp: [08:47])

2. Sports Updates and Weddings in Sports

The show covered recent developments in the sports world, focusing on notable marriages among athletes.

• Chick McGee introduced the segment by mentioning two weddings:

  "Two weddings, actually. We'll have some wild speculation on who he might have married. It's gonna be fun."
  (Timestamp: [08:58])

• Tom Griswold discussed Aaron Rodgers’ marriage, noting the mystery surrounding his new bride:

  "People noticed a wedding ring. Oh, he made no mention of it, but yesterday he did say yes, I was married a couple months ago."
  (Timestamp: [08:31])

3. Listener Letters: Relationship Advice

Several letters from listeners seeking relationship advice were addressed, touching on themes like controlling partners and infidelity.

• A listener named William shared his frustration about his husband’s father kissing him on the lips:

  "My wife refers to mine as the clam hammer."
  (Timestamp: [19:00])

• Another listener, Allie, expressed concerns about a controlling husband:

  "He wants me to cancel my gym membership and join his gym... He literally wants a drink waiting for him when he gets home."
  (Timestamp: [137:35])

• Josh Arnold received advice on handling a partner’s dishonesty:

  "Stay out of it, you dummy."
  (Timestamp: [141:16])

4. Bigfoot Sightings and Cannabis Dispensary Promotions

The show featured a viral Bigfoot sighting in Monroe County, Michigan, and how a local cannabis dispensary is leveraging the encounter.

• Josh Arnold reported on the sighting:

  "A 47 year old man identified only as Edward...Unique cannabis in Monroe is offering a discount to customers who can provide photographic proof of Bigfoot."
  (Timestamp: [107:01])

• Tom Griswold speculated humorously about the interaction between cannabis users and Bigfoot:

  "If you want to see Bigfoot, your best bet's probably shrooms. Not pot."
  (Timestamp: [109:14])

5. Fecal Transplant Pills for Antibiotic Resistance

A groundbreaking medical treatment using fecal transplants in pill form was discussed as a novel method to combat antibiotic-resistant infections.

• Pat Godwin introduced the topic:

  "Doctors are testing a new treatment out there using so called poop pills to combat dangerous antibiotic resistant infections."
  (Timestamp: [152:07])

• Tom Griswold humorously commented on the concept:

  "You gotta swallow yourself a turd pill."
  (Timestamp: [153:34])

6. Air Traffic Control System Modernization

An update on the FAA’s initiative to modernize the nation's air traffic control system was provided, emphasizing the shift away from outdated technologies like floppy disks.

• Josh Arnold relayed the official report:

  "The FAA is phasing out floppy disks, paper flight strips, and outdated software such as Windows 95."
  (Timestamp: [128:07])

• Tom Griswold expressed surprise and concern:

  "It's scary to know that your iPhone has better technology than the thing that's got a tube full of human beings."
  (Timestamp: [128:31])

7. TSA ID Myths: Costco Membership Cards

The show debunked a viral rumor claiming that Costco membership cards can be used as valid IDs at TSA checkpoints, highlighting the potential consequences of such misinformation.

• Josh Arnold detailed the myth and official stance:

  "Please stop telling people their Costco card counts as a real ID, because it absolutely does not."
  (Timestamp: [124:57])

• Tom Griswold humorously elaborated on the absurdity:

  "Unless you show them your Costco ID and 60 rolls of toilet paper, then they'll let you in because I see you."
  (Timestamp: [125:54])

8. Doobie Brothers Interview and New Album

The hosts recapped an interview with members of The Doobie Brothers, discussing their upcoming tour and recent album release.

• Tom Griswold shared his enthusiasm:

  "We talked with Michael McDonald, Patrick Simmons and Tom Johnston and they're about to go on tour... they've got a brand new album released just a couple days ago."
  (Timestamp: [09:42])

• Chick McGee expressed his personal connection to the band:

  "I've been with the Doobies since '73. Listen to the music."
  (Timestamp: [10:25])

9. Sexual Misconduct on Flights

A startling incident involving a naked male flight attendant was discussed, raising concerns about in-flight safety and behavior.

• Josh Arnold reported the incident:

  "A British Airways flight attendant was taken into custody after being discovered naked and dancing in a business class bathroom."
  (Timestamp: [118:35])

• Tom Griswold added his perspective:

  "How stupid do you have to be?"
  (Timestamp: [125:58])

10. Salmonella Outbreak Linked to Organic Eggs

A significant health scare was covered, detailing a salmonella outbreak traced back to a major egg recall affecting multiple states.

• Pat Godwin provided the detailed report:

  "Federal health officials report a salmonella outbreak linked to a major egg recall has sickened across seven states... At least 79 people have been infected..."
  (Timestamp: [88:05])

• Pat Godwin later sang a humorous tribute to the situation:

  (Timestamp: [89:39] onwards)

11. Technological and Cultural Insights

Various segments touched on technological advancements, cultural phenomena, and humorous takes on everyday situations.

• Tom Griswold reminisced about AI and backward masking in music:

  "There's a famous one. Was it... It was the Beatles one where if you took the record and spun it backwards..."
  (Timestamp: [54:33])

• Discussions on Floppy Disks and Modern Technology:

  "These incidents show how outdated technologies still linger in critical systems, highlighting the need for modernization."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Tom Griswold on AI Bios:

  "Sometimes some of the stuff on here is less than accurate."
  (Timestamp: [07:00])

• Chick McGee on AI Omitting Him:

  "AI doesn't think I exist."
  (Timestamp: [08:47])

• Josh Arnold on Bacon Facts:

  "At least 79 people have been infected..."
  (Timestamp: [88:05])

• Tom Griswold on TSA Myth:

  "Unless you show them your Costco ID and 60 rolls of toilet paper..."
  (Timestamp: [125:54])

• Pat Godwin's Humorous Egg Song:

  "Salmonella. It's going too long now... I'm going to spew."
  (Timestamp: [89:39])

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Conclusions and Insights

The episode of The BOB & TOM Show on June 11, 2025, provided a blend of humor, listener engagement, and informative segments covering a wide array of topics from AI inaccuracies to serious health warnings. The hosts effectively balanced lighthearted banter with meaningful discussions, ensuring an engaging experience for both regular listeners and newcomers. Notably, the interplay between debunking myths and addressing real-world issues showcased the show's versatility in handling diverse content.

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Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob and Tom Records presents Tom Griswold.

[Christy Lee]

Like you've never heard him before.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Griswold is the godfather of grunts.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody keeps the rocket rhythms like Tom Griswold. He rocks, he rolls, he grunts.

[Tom Griswold]

You need your headphones for this one.

[Christy Lee]

Slap on your cans and dig on.

[Tom Griswold]

Some kind of freshens up the sound compilation. Now that's what I call just call.

[Chick McGee]

1, 2, 3, 4.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

1, 2, 3. Hey there. Hi there, Ho there. Welcome. It's the Bob and Tom show. At the Silac Insurance. Neil's desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Pat. There's Josh.

[Ace Cosby]

Arnold Schter.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts of service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Josh Arnold]

Ow.

[Chick McGee]

This has been Chick McGee speaking. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Apparently editorializing, taking a stand, wearing an Indiana Pacers. That is a good looking hoodie.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a great hoodie. I want one.

[Chick McGee]

Go paces.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got the emphasis on the blue.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Got the gold. Got the blue.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. So I ironically, somewhat similar to the University of Michigan colors. Ever noticed that?

[Chick McGee]

I have not now I'll never wear it again. No. I sewed these letters on myself and. Yeah. Oh yeah. I did a nice job on this. Yeah. Tonight. Tonight. I made this out of a simplicity pattern.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing. The line begins seconds into the program.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I've gotten away from. And call me logic. Call me a rebel. Call me a rebel. Doy. Whatever you want to call me.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you want?

[Chick McGee]

I don't care for anymore? The string in my hoodies.

[Tom Griswold]

Cut it off.

[Chick McGee]

Don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

I pull them out.

[Chick McGee]

What did you say, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think Christie said it more sexy. Pull it out.

[Josh Arnold]

Pull it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Stick it in. Pull it out. You want me to cut this off?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

You think I won't?

[Ace Cosby]

I think you will. I don't want you to.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want to do that.

[Chick McGee]

My God. You think I won't?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no. Do not. That's gonna drive me nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

I'm just.

[Ace Cosby]

If you. If you cut the wrong string, it's gonna explode.

[Chick McGee]

I'll cut the blue. Hey, pop quiz, hot shot.

[Tom Griswold]

Just start off with a little bit of a. Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Speed reference. Now I feel better.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, go for it.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. I don't know why I've got.

[Tom Griswold]

You may want to hang that.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

Why save that.

[Tom Griswold]

In case you wanna hang myself later in the show. Just in case. You know how sometimes it gets contentious.

[Josh Arnold]

I have Moody envy you.

[Chick McGee]

You goal every day is to make me feel bummed out, man, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Be honest. Well, now you're just lying.

[Ace Cosby]

That's not his goal. It's just the icing on the cake. I think the same with me. That's how he.

[Tom Griswold]

I like to demonstrate.

[Ace Cosby]

How often does he go, I have this. Just to anger Josh. I have this off chick.

[Chick McGee]

I do everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. I'm. I'm not.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm certainly not immune to this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have a. I do have a story just for Josh again today.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? There's a pizza and a whore and a.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's about Bigfoot. Because I know Josh is a believer, a conspiracy theorist and anti. Everything we have.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of an experiment here. As you know, we've talked a little bit about AI Artificial intelligence.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I. I constantly think artificial insemination. Every time you start, you know what?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I can see that. I can hear.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what they did to you? They get the big turkey baster out and jam.

[Josh Arnold]

One time I did, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, did you have to use the word jam?

[Chick McGee]

I couldn't have. I couldn't use.

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine I don't really use a turkey baster. They use a nice long.

[Chick McGee]

You know, in England, they spin. Tell that joke with marmalade.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of. Instead of.

[Pat Godwin]

And a lady does it.

[Chick McGee]

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade this mic. Stand up your ass. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

It doesn't work. Really.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't like it.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it either. No, it doesn't work. Where? I have lost my place already. Oh, I know. AI. Pat has one of my new favorite songs.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat's new song about AI. Yesterday I didn't have time to finish my investigation. I'm trying to get a new font, slash typeface because the word AI appears so much. But when you use AI and Helvetica, it looks like the word al. And if you're reading quickly in broadcast style, you might miss it. And now it's because the uppercase I and the L that hold. Anyway, I think I may have found one.

[Chick McGee]

It's become an investigation for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I've done Some research and.

[Josh Arnold]

I found three of you select.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't finished yet. It's very complicated.

[Chick McGee]

You're not even going to give us the. The last three?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't get to vote?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Other people may start getting it and there won't be any left for me. Now.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not how it works, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

So if I need your input, I'll ask.

[Chick McGee]

Now I sound like a grumpy comedian backstage. Oh, they're all laughed out. They're not gonna laugh at my stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the headliner.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're not gonna let it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's not funny.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I tried to tell them that.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a. Here's. This is a little AI bio of the show. Just to show you that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I take exception with this AI bio. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sometimes some of the stuff on here is less than accurate. Here's the Pat Godwin bio.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Pat Godwin, a frequent contributor to the Bob and Tom show, known for his musical talents. He adds another layer of the show's ensemble with his interactions with the team, characterized by lighthearted teasing and collaborative humor contributing to the overall dynamic. That's pretty accurate. And it's written kind of, I don't know, kind of NPR esque style, if you know what I'm saying. Doesn't have the word scale in it, which appears in almost every sentence. Now on National Public Radio, Josh Arnold. It says, this is. This is. I'm reading this exactly as written by artificial intelligence.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It says, Josh Arnold, Christy Lee's husband, has made this. This is so.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you serious?

[Tom Griswold]

You want to read it? It does say that Josh Harnold, comma, Christy Lee's husband.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody saw that coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Has made occasional. On the show.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually every day.

[Tom Griswold]

The interactions between Christy and Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Often involve humorous debates on relationship topics, adding their personal. Personal.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, you want. You want to take this off my hands? I'll give you $25,000.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, tell them. Tell them what it says about Chick on there.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, Pats was sewn good. Well. So well done.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I don't have the chick page. Do you have it?

[Chick McGee]

No, there's no chick page. That's my problem.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no chick page.

[Chick McGee]

AI doesn't think I exist.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me a minute and I'll.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll dig it up for you. Now, coming up, in sports, we have a wedding in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Two weddings, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, two.

[Chick McGee]

Two weddings.

[Tom Griswold]

I only know about the 12 quarterbacks.

[Chick McGee]

They got married and one of them is keeping their new bride a secret. And we'll have some.

[Josh Arnold]

How can you do that these days?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we'll have wild speculation on who he might have married. It's gonna be fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And Deion Sanders had to cut some toes off.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What do you think of that? Yeah, this happened a long time ago. Oh, back in 21. He's. He's a little under the weather now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's awful.

[Chick McGee]

It's hard to stand up with a weight of his ego.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, fall forward. Oh, I thought you meant without his toes.

[Chick McGee]

And how big is too big for a penis? Oh, and what was that pink powder that Stefan Diggs had?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we're gonna talk about. Okay. Also yesterday, late in the show, we had a chance to talk with three of the guys from the Doobie Brothers and it was really fun. We Talked with Michael McDonald, Patrick Simmons and Tom Johnston and they're about to go on tour. They're heading to England, but they'll be all over the country coming up and they got a brand new album released just a couple days ago. I've only had a chance to listen to one of the tracks which I liked very much youh're using tracks?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, using the word track.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the songs from the record.

[Chick McGee]

You don't care for Drop. You don't care for any sort of music industry insider lingo. I'm surprised you say track.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the cuts that make you happier. One of the songs.

[Chick McGee]

How about song? How about a song?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Although I love it when you say tunes.

[Pat Godwin]

One of the tunes.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the tunes. I got this nice letter. I heard the Doobie Brothers interview writes Dan. Here's my history with the Doobie Brothers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Started on eight track and I kept punching the button to re. Listen to the song. Listen to the music. I wore it out on eight track. Then I got a cassette converter. Oh, yeah, remember those? You'd stick it under the dash, Josh. And put a cassette player.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Then I bought the vinyl records, Then I bought the CDs. I've been there hanging with the doobies since 73.

[Ace Cosby]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen to the music. Should be the anthem of rock and roll.

[Chick McGee]

We've talked about that. How many. What's the record for? How many different formats for one particular album that you.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be interesting to find out what album sold the most. Not just all together, but if, for example, whatever album sold the most on CD versus vinyl, that'd be kind of a fun. Maybe a little bit too deep into the weeds. But you're the only one. You had the. Didn't you have the home 8 track.

[Chick McGee]

Recorder made by the workhorse of the electronics industry, Invicta?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my.

[Chick McGee]

They had the player. 8 track player, recorder, vinyl record player. Player. And. No, it was just the eight track. I was thinking it had a cassette player in it as well, but it didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but now it's a whole new ball game.

[Chick McGee]

Now it's a whole new ball game, sis. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Download them, stream them, whatever it is. But anyway, new stuff from the Doobie Brothers. It was really fun talking to them. And we will be featuring more of that sort of thing coming up in the near future. Coming up today, Pat, you got a new song for us? Sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

Indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We do also have. We have male members. Male members in the. In the news.

[Chick McGee]

I said, how big? How to. How big's too big.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but also, also, we had a new story yesterday about slang terms for the male member.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Is it fair to say that there are more slang terms for the male member than for the equivalency in the female genre?

[Josh Arnold]

I would probably say yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Seems to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Because you guys like.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we could have.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys are responsible for it, not us.

[Chick McGee]

There are. There are new ones happening every day.

[Tom Griswold]

But I would like to know what is the one used by most ladies?

[Chick McGee]

Clam pieces.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. For the men.

[Josh Arnold]

For the men.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I'm gonna say D and C.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I am too.

[Chick McGee]

See, I disagree.

[Ace Cosby]

D and C. Those two. I always.

[Josh Arnold]

Depending on your situation and where you are. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I think in the bedroom. Josh is exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

But if, you know, does it matter what the.

[Josh Arnold]

If I'm talking to my friends, I would say penis.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Ace Cosby]

Okay. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I would not have a funny word.

[Chick McGee]

For it or I would think thing.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Okay, so let's just say you and five of your girlfriends.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you were at brunch on Sunday day.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. I hope you recorded that. I need a new car alarm. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my Lord.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine the, like, your three glasses of wine in and someone said, well, then they're D.C. he had a huge.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you say penis?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was talking to her. I would say D. You'd say D, not C. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Chrissy is surprisingly filthy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think it says that you've.

[Chick McGee]

Heard her in the hall.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. I think that might say that in there. In her biography on ae. In my day, E I E, I, O. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I got yelled at yesterday for saying the F word inappropriately.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh boy. Where?

[Josh Arnold]

I was standing on a street and.

[Chick McGee]

There were yelling at people driving by.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a. No, there was an ice cream store across the street and this kid in a pickup truck went by at probably 35, 40 miles an hour. And it was. I mean it was crowded. I go slow the F down. And my husband looked at me, he goes, there are kids over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but at least. Yeah, but the kids could have been killed.

[Josh Arnold]

They could have blame you killed Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, right now I've got to get some java going. And of course the way to do that is with Java House, the official coffee of the Bob and Tom show. Java House, the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom show. Let me see here. I keep this one over here so I can explain it. Java House, it's concentrated. This is the amazingly smooth cold brew Columbia medium roast the Colombian. This is the most popular one they have. I understand.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

And it looks like a Keurig cup. It isn't. It's biodegradable, by the way. Nice and friendly for the environment. And it's concentrated coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear Josh worked for Java House but he got fired?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I didn't hear that.

[Chick McGee]

You know why?

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

He couldn't concentrate.

[Ace Cosby]

It is true.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very helpful. In fact, your delivery was amazingly smooth. See, I'm trying to.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, just like Java House.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to work my way back to the Java House thing. Java House, PE and pour. That's how this works. And they've got teas, lattes, energy drinks, hydration drinks, which I should probably be drinking right now. I'm a little bit dehydrated. Java House is the solution for your office break room. In fact, something very cool happening right now with Java House. It's. If you go to the website, you click on Java House for your office, you could get yourself a free in office demo. Java House.com is the place to go. J A v a java house.com. tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. We have it here at the Bob and Tom studio. Of course, you peel, you pour hot water, cold water, whatever you're into. And don't forget those energy drinks and hydration drinks and yes, I know we keep getting letters. Have you gotten any extra cocoa for you know who? We're trying to replenish the cocoa.

[Chick McGee]

It's gone from funny to irritating back to funny again now.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, has it. This reminds me, I prefer the regular sized marshmallows not the minis. And I hate the gigantic.

[Chick McGee]

You can't put regular sized marshmallows into a drink.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you put two.

[Chick McGee]

There's no, there's no room for the drink.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, he's right.

[Tom Griswold]

There's room for two, you idiot.

[Ace Cosby]

You have to go mini with hot girls.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Does it say in this, this AI definition of our show topics often are really stupid, ridiculous and pointless? Yeah, it should make, make that, make an effort to do that. When we come back, great letters from you. You can reach us, Bob and [e-mail] Here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, where this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Christy Lee. Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We have letters.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, we got letters.

[Chick McGee]

And the letters now are addressed simply Dear Show. I love it. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you very much. Yesterday we had a series of slang terms used for both the female front, naughty, if you will, and the male member. And again, I just asked this question. I think there may be more for the men than for the ladies. I also think most of them have been generated by men.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think for both sides. But in, in common conversation, Christie, you typically use the, the actual, the word for the penis.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Use the word. Okay, Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

But chardonnay kicks in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. When the Chardonnay kicks in, it's a D word. C word.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't use that word.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Not with my friends.

[Chick McGee]

Not C word. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe in the throat.

[Chick McGee]

You know, lately she wanted to buy chickens and keep them out of the bar.

[Tom Griswold]

You notice it's Christy's husband, Andy.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Tom. How you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Christy wants chickens.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You know why?

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

She's bored. I want chickens. Of course, you know what that means? All she has to do is sit back and say, I want chickens. I have to build the coop, get the chickens.

[Tom Griswold]

You realize the raccoons are going to come and the coyotes are going to come. They're going to kill all your chickens.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I put the raccoons out there to get her bird feeder. Oh, yeah. She'll never find out about it.

[Tom Griswold]

We have several that we apparently missed in our, in our list of slang terms. This letter comes to us from a gentleman whose name is Salvador.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought you were saying Richard.

[Chick McGee]

He said.

[Tom Griswold]

My wife refers to mine as the clam hammer.

[Ace Cosby]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

A little rough Wait, clam hammer.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he gave himself that.

[Chick McGee]

Could be.

[Ace Cosby]

We have a letter from Canada. Oh, the. So we had never heard the term or the slang pisser when talking about this member. The male member.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah. A pisser typically is a difficult day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or a fun time.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Or a funny.

[Pat Godwin]

We had a pisser.

[Ace Cosby]

Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And in England, if. In England, if you're pissed, it means you're drunk. Not. Not upset.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, JB writes that his ex. Girlfriend used to call the act of making love smashing pissers.

[Chick McGee]

Which is just holy.

[Tom Griswold]

I can see why his ex.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no, no, I. I think that's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's funny. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

But. Yeah, it's not. It's not particularly romantic, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. This is from Michael. From. From Minot.

[Pat Godwin]

You're not.

[Ace Cosby]

Why not Minot.

[Tom Griswold]

Why not Minot. Nice to hear from you, Michael. He writes, I was listening to the show the other day. I heard you guys talking about names for the male member. My wife named mine quite a few years ago. She calls him secret. The first time she said it, I said, why? And she said, because it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, how about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Then he writes, I love that woman.

[Josh Arnold]

Sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

And then parenthetical to this and not. I forget why this ever came up. This is a different topic. He goes, if you want to get rid of an old car battery.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I have that problem right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Put it next to your trash bin at night. I guarantee it'll be gone by the time you leave for work the next morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would people pick up old car batteries?

[Ace Cosby]

I wouldn't question it. Just.

[Josh Arnold]

I tried that with the treadmill. Nobody took it.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, it's good.

[Chick McGee]

You got to be careful with car batteries.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll.

[Chick McGee]

They'll eat up your clothes.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the rule up, chick. If you put something out there and put free.

[Chick McGee]

Put free on it? Yes, put free on it. It'll go faster.

[Tom Griswold]

But if you put two bucks on it. Yeah. Someone will steal it.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody will steal it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, nobody.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I'm not. I don't know. The car battery thing. That would be somebody to ask a mechanic. I'm not sure what the. Is there.

[Josh Arnold]

You turn them into like a Walmart or something. They'll take.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe there's like nickel in them or copper.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what it. But it's not good for the environment.

[Tom Griswold]

I was listening to the show Monday. Tom was outraged with connections over the weekend. He said, the word stain does not mean A song. You read it wrong. The word was strain.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay. So, yeah, you can whistle a strain of okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that would. Okay. Sorry. I, I, The. The type is so small on that thing.

[Ace Cosby]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

It's my fault. I read it wrong. Thank you very much, Brock from Clarksville, Tennessee.

[Ace Cosby]

Pat, Greg really enjoyed you being in Christie's blouse the other day, which is available to clarify.

[Tom Griswold]

You were not in. Your hands. Weren't getting inside her blouse. You were wearing it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we switched for a break for one of our segments.

[Ace Cosby]

He says that he thought it was a. A heck of a look. And he says, if you need me, Pat, I'll be behind the couch.

[Tom Griswold]

See, now, this is an odd letter, but I'll continue because it's from Jeremy, who's a dog person. He goes, he sent a picture of his dogs. He goes, you'll see the dog Augie, named after comedian Augie Smith on the left and Birdie is on the right. All right, that's sweet. He goes, I heard you guys talking about the popcorn bowl. This was from the comedian, was it? Dyke Michaels?

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Dyke Michaels was. I thought this was a brilliant observation, that when, when you're a kid, sometimes you're, you know, you're lying there in bed and you're getting sick and your mom hands you the, the bowl to throw up in, and it's the same bowl that she serves the popcorn in. That was always the case at my house, that stainless steel bowl. He goes, I don't know what you're talking about is get up and walk to the bathroom and throw up. Yes, but you see.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but that you can't always take.

[Tom Griswold]

It, not just with kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right.

[Ace Cosby]

I know. But in this case, it's effing kids.

[Chick McGee]

But it makes you. Makes you feel taken care of.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to ask you to. Effing the kid. That's just awful.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, here's a letter, he said, desperately changing the topic.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Show Chick was asking about a joke with a bird and a pecker and how that joke goes. Okay, well, I have it for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

This is from William. Question, why doesn't a chicken wear underwear? The answer, because his peckers on his head.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think that is the joke that we were all trying to desperately remember.

[Chick McGee]

However, William continues, I don't wear underwear as much as I used to because of my cholesterol being what it is.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, sure, that's a nice trucker.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

The glorious days of not wearing Underwear. Hey, do you ever go commando, Josh?

[Ace Cosby]

Commando? No. But I'll walk around my house naked. Oh, yeah? Yeah. But I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a luxury that I do not do.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

You've got kids.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Even if I'm by my. The dogs are there. That. You never know.

[Chick McGee]

We might need a little.

[Tom Griswold]

They eye that thing and they. They're kind of. I don't want to take the chance.

[Chick McGee]

We might need a drum roll for this. I've been naked in the garage. I've been naked this morning. Naked on my deck looking at the strawberry moon.

[Ace Cosby]

Excellent.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think of that, Tom?

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Now, do your neighbors. Can they see?

[Chick McGee]

No, they can't.

[Tom Griswold]

From your deck, do you have.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean, if they really make an effort, they could see.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, like open up their window.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think it's actionable, if that's your question.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have a big deck?

[Chick McGee]

It's a good sized deck. It's not a.

[Josh Arnold]

Adequate.

[Chick McGee]

It's not a helicopter pad, but it's all right. Yeah, the dogs were out there. We're having a great time.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody been on your deck recently?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's between me and my deck. That's between me and my podiatrist. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

There's a song by the band Clutch where he references. I'm not kidding. Being under a strawberry moon, bare naked.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. Yes. I was doing it.

[Pat Godwin]

We gotta hear that line.

[Chick McGee]

I'm doing it. I didn't even know it.

[Josh Arnold]

You had a moon tan.

[Chick McGee]

I got the moon tan.

[Ace Cosby]

You guys remember we. Last week and earlier this week we talked about Lewis and Ophelia. Do you remember who they are?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they were the lost otters. Otters.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

And we kind of wondered. Oh, those are interesting names. Well, a Colorado. This is signed a Colorado native who has never been skiing.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, he says yes, Tom. I empathetic. He reminds us that Louis and Ophelia are the same names as Ackroyd and Jamie Lee Curtis's characters in Trading Places. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Looking good, Billy Ray.

[Ace Cosby]

So how cool that they named them that.

[Tom Griswold]

And those are the otters. What? One of them has. What? How did they. Word.

[Ace Cosby]

Lewis is still loose.

[Tom Griswold]

He's re. Acclimated.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Wild. They're not going to search for him.

[Tom Griswold]

And he'll be wrong.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. He's on a bus in a Santa suit eating a raw.

[Tom Griswold]

But the otter one is back in the. This is weird.

[Chick McGee]

People are checking in about skiing. That last the chicken and the pecker on his Head. Yeah, that guy William, he is from Deep Canyon, Utah and I do not ski.

[Tom Griswold]

Utah has some of the best snow in the world.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he.

[Ace Cosby]

That is not interested. Two guys wanted to make a point of. Hey, we don't ski.

[Chick McGee]

See what you're doing? They feel bad because they don't ski because of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's. It's right there. Go for it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe they can't. Maybe they're on a budget. They can't afford scheme.

[Tom Griswold]

There are.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe they're very.

[Tom Griswold]

So there are some very.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe they're incredibly cheap.

[Ace Cosby]

There's a field right there. Go mow it.

[Tom Griswold]

I see, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe they've always depended on the kindness of strangers.

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Show.

[Ace Cosby]

There it is.

[Chick McGee]

Hot damn.

[Josh Arnold]

My wife loves the Merlin bird app. Why, thank you. This is from Nemo in northern Wisconsin.

[Chick McGee]

A fish wrote us.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's always holding her phone up and announcing what birds it can hear.

[Chick McGee]

That doesn't get old, he said.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they need to update the app though, because it doesn't recognize the African scissor bird or the Ethiopian diarrhea bird. Anytime I see her phone up in the Merlin app on, I call one out and get the look.

[Tom Griswold]

Now she's referencing, of course, Bob's famous bird calls.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Very rare. And if she thought she was near one, that's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

North American sightings of Very rare. Yeah. Is it the African diarrhea bird?

[Josh Arnold]

African scissor bird.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go. You can hear if you listen very carefully. These are. When Bob does these in the wild, it occasionally will attract of the birds. Here it is. African scissor bird.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Unbelievable. If you have ever seen. That is just so dead on.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Guatemalan diarrhea bird. Okay. Oh, oh, this is rare. Like unbelievable. I'm sorry. That's the Guatemalan diarrhea bird.

[Josh Arnold]

Nemo has the Ethiopian. So we had the wrong diarrhea.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, there's a distinct difference. Yes. The purple pecker is on the face of the Ethiopian diarrhea bird, whereas it's more of a mauve on the Guatemalan diarrhea bird. Of course.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

But their call is very similar. Yes, I could try it, but.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, no, you can't try. He didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

What is going on? Sorry, I slipped.

[Ace Cosby]

There's a reason you guys had Bob do it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Ace Cosby]

He understood.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, could you hold still?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by the Silac Insurance Company.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

State Fair.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Just doing a little research over here.

[Chick McGee]

All right, all right, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you're talking about nicknames for both the male member and the, and the, and the ladies front, naughty, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

We have come with a naughty.

[Tom Griswold]

We have come to the conclusion that there appear to be more nicknames. I think men tend to use them more than the ladies?

[Chick McGee]

Well, sure.

[Ace Cosby]

We tend to be a tad more crass and ch.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever. Do you ever say, quote, unquote, the D word as just me?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, I just told you that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, you refer to it as the D word, not.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'll say the word.

[Pat Godwin]

I've heard her say the full word.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a word associated with each letter? Oh, you mean probably were the B word, the C word.

[Ace Cosby]

We could figure something out.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what the E would be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this kept going down the Alphabet. We'll just stop this discussion.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very, very unfriendly.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised you're just not saying it like you did earlier.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. No, I. I didn't really say it.

[Chick McGee]

I was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did.

[Tom Griswold]

Close to it. Many letters arrive here at the Bob and Tom studios.

[Ace Cosby]

Many, many letters.

[Tom Griswold]

We'd love to hear from you, Bob and TomobandTom.

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing.

[Ace Cosby]

We have a good one regarding Raycon earbuds.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, great.

[Ace Cosby]

This gentleman Kenny, was checking out today at my local Lowe's store. He says he had his raycon earbuds in. He removed them, placed them into the case so he could hear the cashier. He continues the show, then switched to my phone speaker.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

And the first thing me and the cashier heard was Josh saying, erect penis. They shared an awkward smile.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that brings us to this letter. Hello, show, longtime listener, first time emailer. Can you please bring back King Idiot by Josh?

[Ace Cosby]

I will have. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

It's one of my favorite things Josh does.

[Ace Cosby]

We occasionally. King Idiot would pass that title along each morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We all had a chance to be king Idiot that. Well, for instance, you are king idiot this morning.

[Ace Cosby]

Currently, Tom, you do preside over us as King Idiot.

[Chick McGee]

I believe it was the S word.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I was trying to say.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you keep saying no, I didn't say it. That is a lie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my mouth's a little dry. It makes it hard.

[Chick McGee]

Still doesn't. Doesn't enter into it.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a nice letter here. This comes to us from Devon.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, are you sure it's not Devin?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because it. It ends with the name is pronounced. Okay, Devon.

[Chick McGee]

All right, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

So Devon from Iowa.

[Ace Cosby]

From where to air is human.

[Chick McGee]

You mean Iowa.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry, I was getting everything backwards. Devon from Iowa. He goes, you guys are talking about running out of gas.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, like three weeks ago.

[Chick McGee]

Way to go, Devon.

[Tom Griswold]

You Know.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm teasing.

[Tom Griswold]

Entertain. Have you ever. Have you ever run out of gas?

[Ace Cosby]

I have. Yes. Yeah. Well, boy, one time. And it was.

[Chick McGee]

Tell it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, one time.

[Ace Cosby]

It was the day that David Bowie died, and I was listening to this amazing interview with Matt Penfield, who's an encyclopedia about music, and I. I just wasn't paying attention. I ran out of gas in Iowa.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they. It came up because I asked this stupid question. I had taken an Uber the other day, and it was a Tesla. And I got talking to the guy, and I was kind of wondering if you run out of electricity or whatever in a. New. In. In a. Excuse me. In a Tesla or whatever. EV you're in. Maybe Jason will know the answer to this. He's our EV guy. Is there the equivalent of a can of gas? Is there like a. Like a battery you can carry around? Are you going to see a guy hitchhiking back to his Tesla on the freeway, holding a. Holding a battery?

[Josh Arnold]

He's shaking his head no.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then could you please invent one? You'd be a billionaire. No.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, well, trucks with technology can charge you.

[Tom Griswold]

Mobile truck. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just wondering.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Because that would be kind of funny to see a guy hitchhiking back to his Tesla but carrying a gas can.

[Josh Arnold]

But carrying a battery.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

They're as heavy as a standard car's battery. Wouldn't they be?

[Chick McGee]

Ah, I would think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. But I. I guess it's not around. Who knows? I've always wondered if somebody could invent a powder that would. You could add water to. You're following me. So you'd carry around this.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it going to turn into gasoline?

[Tom Griswold]

It would turn into gasoline. And the government has it.

[Ace Cosby]

They already have it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I would imagine it would be somewhat. What's the word I'm looking for?

[Josh Arnold]

Flammable?

[Tom Griswold]

Combustible. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, they got a car out there, starts with P. Now it's a Pinto. That's one of them Smilers. That's a Smiler.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, can you get me some good weed?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now this. Where was I? Oh, Devon. Because I was driving down the interstate and my accelerator gave out and the engine started sputtering. I looked down and the gas gauge was below E. Oh. I was able to merge to the right, catch the exit ramp. Just by chance. My car was a manual transmission I threw into neutral. Coasted down the ramp, car completely dead. Another lucky break. The traffic light at the bottom of the ramp was green. Great. I had enough momentum to turn left Into a gas station between oncoming cars. My passenger and I jumped out of the car before it came to a complete stop. Pushed it the rest of the way to the gas pump.

[Ace Cosby]

Amazing. That never happened.

[Tom Griswold]

I should have bought a lottery ticket. Yeah, that is, that's a great story.

[Ace Cosby]

They must have been thrilled.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was about 200 yards from the gas station the last time I ran out. But I was on a bridge over a freeway and had to call Sam to come get me. I was in Lucy's car. Thank you. She goes, hey, can you go put some gas in my car? But we were also talking about the fact that the thing on her, it said you've got seven miles. The gas, the gas station is a mile away from my old house and it didn't make it. So I don't know about the accuracy of that thing on various cars.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, maybe it's a fail safe.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe some car guy will tell me. But I don't, I don't look that up about how accurate those can be. We'd love to hear from you but right now we're going to go over that way to the sports desk with Chick me just to hear about who's who got married in sports.

[Chick McGee]

NBA finals tonight in Indianapolis. It's game three between the Thunder and the Indiana Pacers. Pacers underdog tonight, they're getting six points and a far off place called Gainbridge Field House. From the NFL, Aaron Rodgers says his decision to play for the Steelers centered on his love for the game of football. The four time NFL MVP signed a one year deal to join the Steelers earlier this month. And as he was signing the contract on his left hand, people noticed a wedding ring. Oh, he made no mention of it, but yesterday he did say yes, I was married a couple months ago is the only quote we're getting out of Aaron Rodgers. But speculation from this reporter goes a little something like this. Yeah, Dolly. You think Aaron Rodgers married Dolly Parton?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she's available now.

[Pat Godwin]

She lost her husband.

[Chick McGee]

Her husband died the market. How about Oprah skinny now.

[Josh Arnold]

Very skinny here at the Tony Awards.

[Chick McGee]

Hot skinny, ready to park.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, I, I didn't see Oprah at the Tony Awards.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a basketball game on it.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't either. I saw it after.

[Ace Cosby]

Rather stare down the barrel of a shotgun.

[Tom Griswold]

Not stare, I'd say swallow.

[Chick McGee]

How about astronaut Katy Perry? You could have married Katy Perry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay, I. What, what, how much is he getting for one year in Pittsburgh?

[Chick McGee]

11, 12 million, something like that. Right around. Well, it's a bit, it's a big time bargain if he can play even a little bit. Big time.

[Tom Griswold]

Be fun to watch him.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think in the grand scheme of things 10 million bucks to an NFL team is nothing, especially now?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But I guess this is a stupid question. Do the Pittsburgh Steelers, will they sell a significantly large. I assume that you can, you can probably already buy an Aaron Rodgers Steelers jersey.

[Chick McGee]

My God, what a stupid question.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean will they make, how much will they make? Do they make?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I would imagine they would. I think he's going to wear eight in Pittsburgh there. There was scuttle that he was going to wear 12. And Terry Bradshaw is already on record as saying he dislikes Mr. Rogers and not Mr. Rogers.

[Tom Griswold]

But. No, Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Intensely. That was online. Actually. There's only one Mr. Rogers in Pittsburgh and that guy says it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Remember he was from Pittsburgh.

[Tom Griswold]

Fred, I. It'll be fun to watch him, but I know you don't like him.

[Ace Cosby]

I think it'd be fun to watch Fred Rogers.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't like.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting if you think about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's a dead guy in a sweater at the 13 yard line.

[Ace Cosby]

What I mean is even if they were alive, the announcers at one point would say and Fred Rogers is dead.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a very, he was a thin man.

[Josh Arnold]

He looks kind of frail actually.

[Tom Griswold]

He comes out to the field and changes his shoes right there on the bench.

[Josh Arnold]

Where's a cardigan?

[Ace Cosby]

Meow meow kitty meow would do the.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thank you. Thank you for joining us. We're not going anywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Sydney Sweeney. I think he married Sydney Sweeney. You don't want to do this, do you?

[Ace Cosby]

He did not like that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he did not like it.

[Ace Cosby]

Not at all enjoyed it.

[Chick McGee]

Rita Moreno, there's someone you can relate to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, she's lovely.

[Chick McGee]

Why is this pissing him off? I. I don't care. But how about Jamie Lee Curtis? Mrs. Aaron Rodgers? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I wish him the best. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker's here.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello. Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. This has been Chick McGee speaking. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. I noticed we have another lady in the building, and she is Ms. Jess Hooker. Jess, it's great to see you.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't know if you heard our discussion. I am. I. My theory here is that there seem to be more slang terms for the male member than there are slang terms for the lady parts.

[Josh Arnold]

That's because guys are the ones who give names, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

But now, when you're with your lady friends, if you will, right. And you're having a discussion about, perhaps the topic of the male member should arise. No pun intended. I'm sorry. Which word do you use? You can dance around it if you want. Do you use the. The medical term? Do you.

[Jess Hooker]

I think we just say the D word.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

If we're talking about a guy, we're just like him and his D.

[Tom Griswold]

But if it's large in size, do you then segue over to the C word?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I'd say lap hog.

[Pat Godwin]

That's pretty good.

[Ace Cosby]

You got a real lap hog.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a new one on me. Well, thank you. Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I know why they've been calling me.

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think I've also heard thigh slapper.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever heard thigh slapper?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Kidney wiper. I've heard that.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard kidney.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I, in conversation, never would. Well, the list. Willie tops the list. Then there's the D word. Package equipment.

[Josh Arnold]

I disagree with Willie. That's got to be English.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very, very uk.

[Jess Hooker]

Certainly I would use the term package if I was looking at it through pants, and you could see everything outlined. That would be the package. Did you see that dude's package? You just walked by.

[Ace Cosby]

I think that's. Yeah, I think that's exactly how that's used.

[Chick McGee]

And I believe. I didn't. I didn't know this until I heard about John Hamm, I guess. And he wore.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, him. Good God.

[Chick McGee]

Gray sweatpants. Evidently, gray sweatpants are what you wear if you'd like to show off your back.

[Ace Cosby]

They accentuate the positive as Mr. Bing Crosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently Jon Hamm, besides being a terrific actor, is apparently gifted in that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Realm, if you will.

[Ace Cosby]

What did your son call it growing up? Like, how would you refer to your winky or wiener?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I don't. I. Yeah, you're wean. You're weane.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We said weenie.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Weaned. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's just Dinkus.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're the old dinkus.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, here's one on this list. I'd never heard of you guys at Disco Stick.

[Chick McGee]

I never heard.

[Josh Arnold]

I never heard that.

[Jess Hooker]

I only know that because of the song.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right. Where you're getting that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking at this list from the BBC.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's why.

[Tom Griswold]

No, sorry. No, I'm. Excuse me. This is from Cosmopolitan. Forgive me. The other one was from.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a song with Disco Stick in?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Os was also telling us a little bit about that.

[Jess Hooker]

I want to take a ride on your Disco stick.

[Chick McGee]

Now, I've heard Elevator Bone.

[Jess Hooker]

That's not real.

[Tom Griswold]

That's from.

[Chick McGee]

That's an AE song. Elevator Bone.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever call it the Cousin Finder?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

The Cousin Find. It's only because Christy and I, our first kiss was with our cousin. So you're saying.

[Ace Cosby]

So it's sort of a divining rod for familial intercourse.

[Tom Griswold]

As. As Donny Baker used to say, I. I wore a rubber at the family reunion.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Classy.

[Chick McGee]

My goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I think for the.

[Chick McGee]

What do you often say a gentleman does a.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, he doesn't have boys in the house anymore. You probably don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I would say almost always the D word.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know what he says a lot? Yes, dear. Yes, dear.

[Ace Cosby]

Happy wife, happy life.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Honey baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I might say that on occasion. These things pay off in the long run.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you get to keep half your stuff, sweetie.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. That's very funny. Good. Shut up. And half on a good day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It depends what state you're in. We have found Chick McGee in his normal place, which is the. Which is the sports desk. And I gotta say, from an editorial standpoint, you are taking sides, which is fine. You are wearing a beautiful Pacer sweatshirt.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I am.

[Tom Griswold]

Hoodie.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And I have. I have Pacer hoodie envy. I cannot find that anywhere I've looked.

[Chick McGee]

I will sell this to you for $9,000.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't have that much envy.

[Chick McGee]

All in small bills.

[Ace Cosby]

I have a quick sports announcement. My favorite NHL players, T.J. oshi of the St. Louis Blues and Washington Capitals, has retired.

[Chick McGee]

I saw that.

[Ace Cosby]

And I just want to congratulate him on a wonderful career. You might remember him. He's. TJ Oshi is not Asian. You might may remember him from the Olympics. Oshi and Soshi, where he continued to score.

[Chick McGee]

Is there any reason that you had to ask if he was Asian?

[Tom Griswold]

TJ Oshi? It sounds like.

[Josh Arnold]

Like eno Oshi. One of my favorite restaurants.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like that guy. Sounds like that hot dog eating guy. What's his name? Kabiyoshi.

[Ace Cosby]

Kobayashi.

[Josh Arnold]

Kobayashi.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think PJ Oshi sounds like Kabayashi?

[Chick McGee]

You don't broadcast it sounds like a black guy.

[Jess Hooker]

So, at the Olympics.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. You guys remember he scored for the.

[Josh Arnold]

U.S. i don't remember that.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

You thought. You told me that you thought he was going to be amazingly popular because he was Oshi and Sochi.

[Ace Cosby]

Right? That he was. Yeah, that was. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The road itself.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. That was huge.

[Tom Griswold]

Who did he play for?

[Ace Cosby]

In that case, the United States.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Even though he's Asian, he sucked you in.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now tell me a little bit more. Sounds like an Asian man.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go. Congratulations.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Hell of a career.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, and what NHL team did he play?

[Ace Cosby]

The Blues and the Capitals. Once again, one of your.

[Tom Griswold]

Hockey. I stopped listening.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, well, then you're not allowed to ask questions.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I saw the other day that there's a hockey player that writes like romance novels.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I wonder who that is. I'm unaware of that.

[Chick McGee]

I'll have to be one of the Kachuks.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, but it was like. Like a hockey summer or something.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, man. I've got to read Hockey Summer.

[Tom Griswold]

Please tell me the first line is, I shoot the puck, I put it in a net.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll look it up.

[Ace Cosby]

So dumb. I want to know who told you that so that I can buy them in the face.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's from Slap Shot, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it was my. My college roommate was from Toronto and he would always go, I shoot the puck, I put it in a net.

[Ace Cosby]

No, he wouldn't always go that.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't say that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll get him in the phone.

[Josh Arnold]

Summer Skate.

[Ace Cosby]

I hope so.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't cuss him out.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you. Summer Skate.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Sean Avery has written a romance novel. Former NHL player.

[Tom Griswold]

How.

[Chick McGee]

Why aren't you on top? This is a Lifetime movie.

[Ace Cosby]

I started writing a Meet Cute. I started writing a hockey rom com. Allah Bull Durham, years ago, and I. It was called Odd Men out or Odd Man Out.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

And that title ended up being taken eventually. And so I. I just threw the whole thing away.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it just came out in May of 2025 this year. It's considered sexy and addictive.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I've got to read it. What's the most romantic ice. Cutting edge. Have you guys seen that ice skater? Yeah. D.B. sweeney. And.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's pretty good.

[Ace Cosby]

That is good.

[Pat Godwin]

That is good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What is the. There's an ice skating movie where they. She's blind and they throw flowers on.

[Tom Griswold]

The ice over the mountain or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And she starts to trip over the flowers because she's blind.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my God. Yeah, that's the way.

[Ace Cosby]

That's the way tough guys don't dance.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that it?

[Chick McGee]

Could be.

[Ace Cosby]

Or is it some guys can't dance.

[Chick McGee]

Blind guys can't skate.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's what it is.

[Chick McGee]

That might be it. Okay, blind ladies. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

The underrated and a great movie is called Slap Shot. If you've never seen it. Paul Newman, It's.

[Ace Cosby]

It is not underrated. It's a.

[Jess Hooker]

It's considered a classic. It is a classic.

[Chick McGee]

Michael.

[Ace Cosby]

Use your words. Choose your words better.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think. Let me underseen. What is the word?

[Ace Cosby]

No, it was a box office smash and it was. It was huge. Widely regarded by many.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why you want to.

[Ace Cosby]

In fact it was named the number one sports movie by sports illustration.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I thought Hoosiers was the number one sports movie.

[Ace Cosby]

I thought you were the number one Hoosier.

[Jess Hooker]

Would you consider Billy or Happy Gilmore skating movie. I mean, I know he's a hockey player. Yeah, sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Let's put it in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So in any event. Is that sports?

[Josh Arnold]

He is done with us.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm going to tell you about Raycon because you know, Father's Day is coming up here in a couple.

[Josh Arnold]

Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Sunday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. What?

[Chick McGee]

Man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Four days.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, Tom, you're gonna be showered with gifts, I'm sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, maybe. We'll see.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, well, you should be.

[Josh Arnold]

With any luck, seven kids, they should.

[Chick McGee]

A card or two.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll see. I'm looking forward to it.

[Chick McGee]

Raycons everyday earbuds make a great Father's Day gift. And the latest model, they've been upgraded better than ever. I'm not sure how they figured this out, but. 32 hour battery life with Raycon multi point connectivity, a quick charge function, 10 minutes on the old charger yields 90 minutes of battery.

[Tom Griswold]

And you could fly to Thailand with one charge.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, that's relatable.

[Chick McGee]

32 hour battery life. I think you could. You could fly to New Zealand with 90 hours.

[Tom Griswold]

Might have to stop for gas, but you don't have to recharge your break guns. I think it's kind of impressive.

[Chick McGee]

You might have to stop for oxygen if you're driving.

[Josh Arnold]

You might have to get on a boat.

[Chick McGee]

And Raycon started at a dad friendly price. Half the other premium Brands and all the vibrant colors. Tell your dad. Here, dad, I got you the cool mint Raycon everyday earbuds. And your father might go, what have we got here? Raycon offers 30 day happiness guarantee, return policy and a swell deal for you because you know us. Go to buyraycon.com tom. Get 15% off Raycon's best selling.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

Make this dad happy Everyday earbuds.

[Tom Griswold]

Get yourself a job and pay for them yourself. I just bought myself some Raycon earbuds.

[Chick McGee]

Raycon is offering 15 off their bestselling everyday earbuds [e-mail] Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I love my Raycon earbud.

[Chick McGee]

That's buyraycon.com Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me a second pair. That'd be fine.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, why not?

[Chick McGee]

And maybe a card.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I certainly appreciate it. Coming up, we have lots of fascinating things going on in the world today, including, you'll want to look forward to hearing about Joey Chestnut. He's back in the world.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is he?

[Tom Griswold]

We got eggs you got to watch out for. Whoops. And a new pill is out there. You'll be quite surprised. A new pill. It's a new technique for treating something and you'll be quite surprised. And I've got something just for Josh. Bigfoot news and more morons in the news.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we need an intro for more morons.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, the morons aren't in the Bigfoot story, okay? The morons are in a. A story about Costco.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is just.

[Ace Cosby]

I love Costco. There are morons occasionally in there, apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna find out about that coming up here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, where we remain. The Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin. Jess Hooker. Hello, Josh. Hello, Josh. Arnold. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Fine, thanks very much.

[Chick McGee]

Did you just have a bite of something?

[Ace Cosby]

What are you doing? What are you enjoying over there?

[Tom Griswold]

A little protein bar.

[Ace Cosby]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

And you're washing it down with Java House.

[Tom Griswold]

Java house.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you got a T there, I bet, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is actually. This is. This one is coffee.

[Ace Cosby]

That's very nice, very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm just trying to. I'm doing a little homework here. And I don't know if I forget how this. We got talking about this yesterday. I think Josh brought up so called backward masking.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. Somehow we were talking about the. When you play an album backwards Jess, you would hear.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And there was a Satan is. Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a thing out there going that these were. These were put into various rock and roll songs and that they were praising Satan. But the interesting part of it to me was people thought that even though they were backwards and they were somewhat audible, that you could. You could take it. Take in the meaning. Sure. Which I think is.

[Josh Arnold]

And it would get into your subconscious and then you would be a Satan.

[Ace Cosby]

There's a whole lot of court cases about this.

[Tom Griswold]

It's quite the leap.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

The Ozzy Osbourne, Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Judas Priest, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

And then at some point, artists actually started putting them in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

There was the famous one. Was it. It was the Beatles one where if you took the record and spun it backwards, it would go, turn me undead, man. But you really had to. You kind of had to be coached. Oh, yeah. He's saying, turn me on, dead man. It was. I forget what it was.

[Jess Hooker]

You had to. Someone had to tell you. What.

[Josh Arnold]

You hear it.

[Ace Cosby]

That really was. Somebody letting us know that McCartney had died. I don't know why you guys doubt that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

And then the same guy.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the Beatles song where they did it? Was it rain?

[Pat Godwin]

The backwards guitars in rain.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Which is really cool. But I can remember my band director at.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought for a moment, getting all upset.

[Chick McGee]

You had a band and hadn't mentioned it to us.

[Josh Arnold]

You were in the band. What'd you play?

[Chick McGee]

My band?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there was the Other Kind was the name of the band.

[Ace Cosby]

What did you play?

[Pat Godwin]

What'd you play?

[Chick McGee]

Guitar. The other guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

In the band?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no, no. In your band? At school.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh, a clarinet. It's the easiest way to have a child hate music.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The old licorice stick. Yeah, but the name of your band as a child, a kid, a teen, was called the Other Kind.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because you remember, Dino Desi and Billy had that song.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think anyone does.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell your baby I'm not the love of it. One Kind.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We were the. The Other Kind. You see, it's kind of spinal.

[Josh Arnold]

So you were bad.

[Ace Cosby]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, you were the Other Kind. You were the bad boys.

[Ace Cosby]

The Other Kind is not a terrible band name.

[Tom Griswold]

But the band was terrible.

[Chick McGee]

I see Tom, as a teen, his. His game. He'd walk up to a girl and he would say something like, you're gonna give it to me, or what? Something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Not at all. I would never. I'd be terrified of walking up to a girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you scared of Girls in high school.

[Pat Godwin]

What was your set list with the other kind? Do you remember any of the songs you guys did?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there, Little Red Riding Hood. That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's a pretty good song there.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

Some. Some cool song.

[Ace Cosby]

Ominous.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you sing or just play guitar?

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of both, but I. I can't sing.

[Chick McGee]

I could have sworn you had a song called hey, you going Give it to me or what?

[Tom Griswold]

When did I. When did I start talking like Fonz?

[Chick McGee]

You're a teen, you. Don't you. I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe you talked like this all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

And remember, he didn't hit puberty till late, so he must have talked like this.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right, Christy. To this day, you would be embarrassed to zero Piglet.

[Ace Cosby]

Can we touch lips.

[Tom Griswold]

Again? I forgot.

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

How did I get here? The. Oh, the point.

[Chick McGee]

Cut your sweater hogs.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about backwards awkward masking.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know if you remember this. A wonderful friend of ours is a brilliant musician. Matt Roush is his name.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And one day we were. We were recording. So Matt's the guy that sings camel toe. Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrific.

[Chick McGee]

He's a fine song.

[Josh Arnold]

Wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Let's leave it at that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but he's also one of the best human beings that I know.

[Chick McGee]

Let's leave it at that.

[Josh Arnold]

He's good.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a wonderful guy. Anyway, he. We were working one day and Alan was with us, our engineer. And he. He started talking about the fact that when he. He was bored on a rainy day as a kid, they would take a vinyl 45 and spin it backwards and memorize it. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's bored.

[Tom Griswold]

So here's an example.

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine anything that boring. Oh, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Here, here, here is. This is. This is not the backward record. This is him doing the sound. Oh, okay, here we go.

[Jess Hooker]

That's silly.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, now and then, if you take that and flip the tape over the other way, this is. This is what it sounds like. Why is everybody always picking on me? You know that song?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, I do.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing Charlie Brown. I could just see your face with him, Matt, telling you all this and you just losing your mind with enthusiasm.

[Josh Arnold]

He came in here and did it live.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was him doing it live.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

So I want to see I.

[Chick McGee]

As a little.

[Josh Arnold]

Right where Jess is.

[Tom Griswold]

A little experiment.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I wanted to see if you guys. If we. If we took something and backwards. If you could see what it was.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, I got one. For you. Cuff.

[Pat Godwin]

I got that, actually.

[Ace Cosby]

I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but that's the s. The end in the cuff.

[Chick McGee]

How about NER poo?

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, listen to this. Here it is. Here it is. Stand by. Here we go.

[Ace Cosby]

That's clearly Christy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's Christy, but I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't play.

[Ace Cosby]

How would we ever know what that is?

[Tom Griswold]

Because you're the one that said backward masking can be. What was the word you used somehow infused into your brain?

[Ace Cosby]

Not at all. You brought that up. You probably didn't even let me talk.

[Chick McGee]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just projecting your thoughts on.

[Chick McGee]

I just have a quick announcement. Hang in there, America. This will all be over soon.

[Ace Cosby]

The air.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it called? Sub. Subliminal Persuasion or some bs.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay. So you went and recorded something.

[Josh Arnold]

I went and recorded one more time.

[Pat Godwin]

I know what you said.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Here we go. Sorry. Here, 1, 2, 3.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. I know what it is.

[Jess Hooker]

I can't pull anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you hear me doing it? Because you walk.

[Pat Godwin]

I. I hear you every day. I wish my house would sell.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what she said.

[Josh Arnold]

We recorded this before it sold Monday, so you don't have to hear for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want to hear what it sounds like? Yeah. Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick McGee. You're a giant ass bag McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Giant aspect.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you got me.

[Josh Arnold]

You made me do it.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Ace Cosby]

You could even hear that in your voice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You sound like a kidnapper.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very insincere. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You were matter at me before when you did the. About the breastfeeding.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that was mad then. Yeah, that was real.

[Tom Griswold]

That was something that. The song, of course, is Charlie Brown by the Coaster. The band, of course, named after something you used to keep getting rings on your coffee table.

[Chick McGee]

You cannot smile when you say the Coasters.

[Tom Griswold]

The Coasters. Now we'll push on. We have to get over there. I should point one thing out. This is the Bob and Tom program. If you're just joining us, coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, that's the sports Desk occupied by Pacer fan Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning show. This is a letter from a listener. California Central Valley. This is from Allie. Along the Pacheco Pass there is a fruit stand rest stop called Casa de Fruta. Oh, there was a whole herd of peahens and pea babies and one giant peacock strutting around. They roam freely around the property. Oh, they give zero Fs they hate people in cars that come and go. They also share their space with ducks and chickens. A small Pond filled with turtles and koi.

[Ace Cosby]

They hate people in cars. Turtles.

[Chick McGee]

It's a slice of heaven.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's great. Where is it again, exactly?

[Chick McGee]

The Pacheco Pass, Northern central. Pacheco Pass, Casa de Fruta, California.

[Tom Griswold]

God, that sounds like just a great spot. Get to see peacocks. And the beauty of it is you don't have to stick around because we have all these news stories about peacocks attacking people and you have a good impression of the sonic qualities.

[Chick McGee]

It's one of my favorite and more most accurate sound effects I do. Right. A peacock. Ready?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. You missed this earlier. We did the. The Guatemalan diarrhea bird. I attempted my version of it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, you did.

[Tom Griswold]

My mouth's too dry. I can't. Can't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

We're not gonna try again?

[Tom Griswold]

No, we're not gonna try again. That ended up with a beep. I believe it was. It was a problem. Now we return to the Sports Desk.

[Chick McGee]

Dear show, this is for Tom. I am catching up on the latest couple of shows. I'm listening to your podcast. So I'm a day behind. You were saying money is the dirtiest thing that people handle.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Far and away.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there was another one of those lists. The headline was, you should wash your hands immediately after touching. What?

[Chick McGee]

And this gentleman says, money is even worse than you could possibly imagine. I've been a banker for 10 years. One of the first things you learn about cash is the process for handling bills contaminated by blood, feces, and other bodily fluids. In 10 years, I've handled all of the above, with blood being more common than you think.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you wear gloves? I would hope.

[Chick McGee]

P.S. thanks for the laughs and keeping my spirits up. Oh, Andrew from Hamilton, Ohio. And what do we know about Hamilton, Ohio?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a suburb of Cincinnati.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. They. Well, that's. But they put an exclamation point at the end of Hamilton as part of a civic pride campaign. Hamilton.

[Tom Griswold]

Did that work?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Very proud.

[Chick McGee]

Hamilton.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it still there?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I hope so.

[Josh Arnold]

The city's there. But the actual.

[Tom Griswold]

So then I guess that would be Hamilton. Question mark.

[Chick McGee]

I'm pretty sure Hamilton is there.

[Ace Cosby]

I have a question for Andrew the banker. Why don't banks bank face money anymore? I can't stand it.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't either. Drives me nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Ace Cosby]

It's called bank facing.

[Chick McGee]

Do it when it comes. When it comes out of the atm. Yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

They're all willing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

I think there's.

[Josh Arnold]

And even when you go Inside and it comes out.

[Chick McGee]

I think there's something. I think there's something up with that. That they don't do it anymore for a specific reason. Something about.

[Ace Cosby]

I think it's laziness.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right. Do you arrange them all the right way when you get them out of the atm?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah, I do. Dude, you save your feces in jars and keep them in your garage.

[Josh Arnold]

You're talking.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Of all the people. You know how many people think you're insane and do that? Urine, feces. All of your bodily emissions are in jars in your garage.

[Ace Cosby]

You don't bank face your.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of them are canned. When you play. When you play cards, no matter what the card game, do you immediately sort your cards?

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Ace Cosby]

Of course you have to. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. You.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are you upset about. Of all the things to complain about in this world, the bills, you can't.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, they have to be.

[Josh Arnold]

And they have to go in order, like 5, 10, 20s.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And all the faces have to be faced. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You and Christy, don't you arrange your stuff on the conveyor belt in the grocery store how you want it sacked up or some dumb thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, now I try to.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Or you shop that way too. Right. So they go in the heavy stuff on the bottom. You get that?

[Tom Griswold]

Whenever possible. I do self checkout.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

My big fan.

[Ace Cosby]

It's been proven that when you bank face money, there are less errors when you count it.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Ace Cosby]

So when. If you're in any kind of retail or.

[Tom Griswold]

I almost never have cash anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't either.

[Chick McGee]

So you're saying that's been proven?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. I can show you the studies I would like. They're real boring.

[Tom Griswold]

So what else. What else was really filthy besides money?

[Ace Cosby]

What did we say?

[Chick McGee]

Cell phones.

[Tom Griswold]

Cell phones were brutal.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Escalators, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Escalator. That's very. Escalators. Very much. I remember where.

[Chick McGee]

I try.

[Tom Griswold]

I try not to touch the. I do that escalator surfing thing. When you start.

[Jess Hooker]

It doesn't feel safe for you.

[Chick McGee]

I remember where I was when you scarred my life forever. When you told me about the crystallized urine in the hand dryers in public bathrooms.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that affects you to this day, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I can't stand.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it doesn't.

[Ace Cosby]

That one doesn't affect me because I don't necessarily buy it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought you wrote that I don't necessarily wash my hands.

[Ace Cosby]

We had somebody write in a doctor and say, technically, you should be washing your hands before you go to the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that.

[Ace Cosby]

The genitals have way less germs than your hands do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right. So how about before and after? Just wash them off.

[Ace Cosby]

I think before and after is appropriate. I don't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

That is way too now. Do you do what I do? I think you do what I do, which is when you wash your hands, you. Then you. You take the. The towel, paper towel, and then you use that to open the door.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I do that, sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then depending on which restroom it is, then you try to pretend it's a three pointer and you heave it. And if it doesn't go in, you leave anyway.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you go in? Or you wash your hands and then you wash your junk and then you go to the bathroom, then you wash your junk again and your hands.

[Ace Cosby]

You have to check.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I just use the bathroom as I clean up. My. Me a whole body.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you stand under the dryer with your ween out.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you want a clean undercarriage?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, my ween is out.

[Pat Godwin]

Fill that sink and get your sack up there.

[Ace Cosby]

There should be winky sinks where we can wash our junk.

[Chick McGee]

They have those dumb tables for babies. Why don't they have.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they have family bathrooms that have the little tiny sinks.

[Tom Griswold]

The baby table.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's. That's apparently like a convention of spiral Keats and other delights.

[Ace Cosby]

I'll stop eating nachos off.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it there for really?

[Pat Godwin]

What's the picnic table to me?

[Tom Griswold]

And snorting. Snorting cocaine off it.

[Chick McGee]

How can you imagine that?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, that's happened? You know, some guy.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Toilet was always.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be a great, great scene in a movie. Walk in a guy eat nachos off a face. How's it going? You know, there are tables out in the restroom.

[Ace Cosby]

That's quiet.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Ms. Hooker, I don't know if you've heard this, but really the number one thing where you must wash your hands. The great comedian Red Fox weighs in on this. You got to wash your ass. Thank you, Mr. Fox. Much appreciated. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

No. Oh, sports coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. We have more sports coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Including your stories, Tom, which is what I'm going to call them from now on. Another marriage. A more. More marriage in the NFL.

[Ace Cosby]

Happy nuptials.

[Chick McGee]

These are happy and real. And we know the. The groom and the bride.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a Joey Chestnut story coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

We've got Costco in the news. We got Bigfoot in The news, Marijuana news. And Bucky's News. Yeah, Bucky's.

[Chick McGee]

The protruding teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Bucky's. The store.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Bucky's.

[Tom Griswold]

Great story.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The gas station. Whatever chain. Bucky's and big.

[Chick McGee]

More than a gas station. It's way of life.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, beautifully.

[Tom Griswold]

Where do you hear this story?

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom Show, Contest rules, rules. Go to bobandtom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the sound of the Bob and Tom peacock. We are back, back with the show. Hi, how are you?

[Tom Griswold]

I like, can you imagine this when NBC decided to go with the peacock.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And someone, someone guy goes. Should we have the peacock sound, sir?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't know, Wilson. What does the peacock sound like?

[Tom Griswold]

And now.

[Chick McGee]

No, you idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's Huntley and Brinkley.

[Chick McGee]

And now the news. Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

How about some nice music Music instead for the NBC.

[Chick McGee]

This just in. Apparently official John F. Kennedy died today at 1:00 clock central time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's Cronkite was on CBS. Yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And then Cronkite.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Then he pretends to take his glasses off and be distraught. Some of the best acting I've ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

Really, could we move on? I can't stand it.

[Chick McGee]

New England Patriots wide receiver, he said. Turning to sports, Stefan Diggs declining to share specifics about his conversations with head coach Mike Vrabel and the Patriots. I made you out of clay. There's a viral video out there with Diggs shows him passing what appears to be a bag of pink powder to women on a boat last month.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it Himalayan salt?

[Chick McGee]

He confirmed it could be Himalayan song.

[Tom Griswold]

It could be those straws with the sugar stuff in them.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, Pixie sticks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He confirmed the occurrence of internal discussions with the team, but wouldn't say what the conversations entailed.

[Ace Cosby]

He said it was just lemonade mix he's made.

[Chick McGee]

Could be liquor made. Yes. He says he's made progress on returning from offseason Eastern. Plans to get full medical clearance in time for the start of training camp and late next month.

[Ace Cosby]

Liquor made? No, but I Tipper house is clean.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there's no good Tom can come from ladies and boats and NFL players shown. There's always a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

You see that new story of the day about the boat on fire? They're like 10 people on the upper deck. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

They're looking down, seeing it on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. And it's on fire.

[Chick McGee]

Knowing their next.

[Ace Cosby]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently, once again, a little bit too much of the old. What Liquor.

[Ace Cosby]

I saw a video. I don't know how recent it is. I'm gonna guess in the last five years of Jack Nicholson and, like, six. Just beautiful bikini girls on a boat.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

It's like, look at old Jack.

[Jess Hooker]

I think three of them are his daughters.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay. And hurt their friends or whatever.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

So funny.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Though any. And he's floating in the water, just smoking a cigarette. It's amazing. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I was in Aruba last week, and I believe Tom asked the room when I was gone, has anyone heard from Chick?

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct.

[Chick McGee]

And Christy noticed that I had. I had posted on my instagram the chick McGee. Me floating in the water.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Tom, quick as anything, said face down.

[Josh Arnold]

He sure did.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't think Tom said that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, he said.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he said it. No, he said.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, but there's no reason to correct it. You guys, I know how all your brains work. As soon as something.

[Jess Hooker]

It's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have said it. It's a much better joke than I.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, it's a valid question. Whoever said it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm more hurt that Josh said it for some reason.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I expect that I followed it up with. Because he was not sure if he wanted to go or not.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's.

[Jess Hooker]

How was your vacation?

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful.

[Ace Cosby]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

At a lovely time.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, good.

[Chick McGee]

I almost stayed for the flip flop festival.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, hi. But I. You're not necessarily a fan.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not a festival guy. Really?

[Jess Hooker]

But it's.

[Chick McGee]

Aruba has a Flip flop festival every year. And I noticed on the Billboard this year, Mr. Vegas was going to be there. How could you miss it? I am not making.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Mr. Vegas a singer or.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what he is.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that Wayne Newton?

[Chick McGee]

But no, it's Mr. Vegas. It's Aruba. They can call themselves anything they want.

[Pat Godwin]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

There's no sort of governing body on a beach.

[Ace Cosby]

Once didn't you lose a flip flop. And then what happened? Didn't you step on something? Oh, I had no idea what you were going. Or was that Jimmy Buffett that was.

[Jess Hooker]

Winner flip flop success. Susceptible to you.

[Chick McGee]

If you can take three steps and be in sand.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Then you can wear flip flops.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to see him in my grocery store.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

No. And I don't care if it's 110 degrees out. Wear a shoe.

[Josh Arnold]

What about a fast food place?

[Chick McGee]

Now, now, hang on. A female. These are men. A girl can wear flip flops anytime, anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw a guy riding a Harley wearing flip flops.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Toe road here wearing flip flops. An Italian comedian sitting right next to you. Remember that day?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That guy.

[Chick McGee]

He was here. He was just thankful to be on the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks a lot.

[Ace Cosby]

Of course you would.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You guys should show up to the same Jackass meetings. I know.

[Ace Cosby]

Would you let.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks a lot.

[Ace Cosby]

A beautiful woman spank you with her flip flop?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely. Yes. Are you nuts? How.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm the nuts.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Baby deserves it.

[Tom Griswold]

Hit me with your best shot.

[Chick McGee]

I have a bonnet on and a bottle.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever you got.

[Jess Hooker]

You've never been smacked by an adult, like being corrected with a sandal or a flip flop.

[Josh Arnold]

Being corrected?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

By an adult.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. As a child. No, no.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen it happen.

[Pat Godwin]

I've done it with cleats.

[Ace Cosby]

Culturally, you'll hear about a lot of black mothers who take their shoe off and. And throw it. Throw it at their kids.

[Jess Hooker]

A lot of Italian ones, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, they're very similar. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we'll just get to welcome to stereotypes.

[Ace Cosby]

He'll say, my mom once hit me with her shoe.

[Jess Hooker]

My mom once hit me with her shoe. Not. Not once. Actually, lots of times.

[Tom Griswold]

Or RuPaul said, I put them on. Move from there. I'm sorry, are we still doing sports?

[Chick McGee]

Josh Allen is. Has a big grin on his face in Orchard Park. Is he a practice with. With the bills? He's a newlywed. He married Haley Steinfeld in Southern California. And Christie has okayed the. As you heard, on May 31st, they got married.

[Josh Arnold]

They've been together a while.

[Chick McGee]

Allan said I had little to say about his wedding day. He finally, though, opened up a little bit that he. He isn't very much in love with his wife.

[Ace Cosby]

Very sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

And what movies is she in?

[Ace Cosby]

True Grit. Bumblebee.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. She was a little kid, in truth.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. The edge of Edge of Seventeen, which is pitch perfect. A wonderful. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Champage perfect.

[Jess Hooker]

Two and three.

[Ace Cosby]

She's also a kind of a pop star as well.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Butterflies. I like that song.

[Chick McGee]

A large scale phallic image is in A base has been carved into a Georgia baseball field, explaining how this ends up in sports.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, if you build it, it will come nothing.

[Chick McGee]

It's drawing attention. It was evidently this phallic image carved into the outfield of a Georgia baseball field can be seen from space.

[Jess Hooker]

Whoa, that's big.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm surprised they did this.

[Chick McGee]

According to swns, Southwest News Service. That's just. That's just common knowledge.

[Tom Griswold]

If anyone was new news literate there.

[Chick McGee]

Is that. Right? Right. Okay. The depiction of this male member measures approximately 80ft in length and 50ft in wet width. Appears in McDonough, Georgia, just south of Atlanta. It's on a playing. A baseball field known as Laphog Field. Yeah, it's. It says Cock and Harry Ball field.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's not there. It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, it's. It's. I believe it's pronounced. I. I looked this up. I believe it's pronounced Cochin. Cochin.

[Ace Cosby]

Cochin. Harry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that literally, it's.

[Chick McGee]

Are you trying to tell me you didn't want me to say Cock and Harry Ball?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I thought I put the pronouncer there. Did I not put.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like two eyes and a big long nose.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's definitely. No, it looks. It's a circumcised male member.

[Ace Cosby]

I see what you're saying. It kind of looks like a mosquito or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, it looks like. It looks like the front view of an elephant.

[Josh Arnold]

Elephant, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

It's clearly a penis.

[Tom Griswold]

If this were a Rorschach test, nine out of 10 heterosexual men would go. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

The image discovered in a recent Google Earth satellite screenshot, which has since gone viral. Local officials have not yet commented.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys wouldn't do this walking into school on a snow day like. Like through the parking lot?

[Ace Cosby]

I was never the penis drawer. No, no. I appreciated it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

But I. It was not me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. This is the pronounce. The correct pronunciation is coaching.

[Chick McGee]

Super.

[Jess Hooker]

And you'd have to jump at the end, so it looked like something was coming out.

[Ace Cosby]

I see what you say. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Little dash.

[Tom Griswold]

Coaching Harry Ballfield.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, got it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the guy's name. It's kind of humorous, but they had.

[Ace Cosby]

To have done it because it looks like Cock and Harry Ballfield.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

So that's why.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

But he's acting like.

[Jess Hooker]

So this.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what he's doing.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder where he got the shoes.

[Pat Godwin]

Get away from this.

[Chick McGee]

I told you.

[Ace Cosby]

Southwest Food Service?

[Chick McGee]

Anybody? NBC, abc? Cbs? Swn. Everybody knows what it is. Yeah. Nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a baseball field. Check out those ground. Those ground balls.

[Ace Cosby]

That sounds painful.

[Chick McGee]

This is a story that makes me happy. Joey Chestnut may indeed return to the Nathan's Fourth of July Hot dog eating contest. Negotiations are underway between the 16 time champion and MLE major league eating. The dispute that kept Chestnut out of the 2024 event. He can't help himself. His deal with Impossible Foods is no longer an issue. Chestnut previously clashed with organizers over the sponsorship. Both sides now appear eager to reach new agreement.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Following last year's absence, Joey faced rival Taquero Takaru Kobayashi, who used to play hockey. In a Netflix special, Joey set a new record. 83 dogs. Boy 2024 champion Patrick Bertoletti admitted that Joey's absence left his own with an asterisk on this year's. This year's competition.

[Ace Cosby]

Remember the one competition he was mid eating and he also was able to like, choke out a protester.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, it was so awesome. Some PETA guy was upset about it.

[Ace Cosby]

Was either climate change or animals.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was eating meat. Yeah. The wetness of the buns.

[Ace Cosby]

That unappetizing.

[Josh Arnold]

That grosses you out, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I mean, the whole thing really isn't all that appetizing, but it's. I, I love the solemnity with which the, the people behind the Shea Brothers Major League Eating deliver this. It's like, it's like they're, it's like it's the masters.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that is fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah, there's a, there's a certain sort of gravitas they give to the event, but Joey's a good friend of the show, so I'm glad they show that internationally.

[Ace Cosby]

People in Ethiopia watching the, scared of.

[Chick McGee]

The tv drooling, you know, they have, they have merch, they have swag, they have. Mle has their own website night.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. And Joey's the Mike. He's the Michael Jordan. Yes, he is absolutely the Tiger woods of, of, of eating. So congratulations. Coming up, we will be visiting the news desk with Christy Lee. The Silac Insurance news desk, to be precise.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

We have stuff Josh is going to like. We got Python news from Florida.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Bigfoot news from Michigan.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, everything's coming up, Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

And lastly a, a BUC EE's update. Ah, the, uh, the gas station, whatever you want to call it. The bodega combination thingy.

[Josh Arnold]

Bodega.

[Chick McGee]

The des. Mr.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. We are in the Aureli Auto Parts studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and Tom, bobandtom.com.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah, you made it.

[Josh Arnold]

God.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

This distinguished broadcast features Christy Lee at.

[Chick McGee]

The Silac Insurance news desk.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, Christy, we are Hard to be around.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, you are.

[Chick McGee]

And remember the farmer in the dale. The farmer in the dale. I hope they.

[Josh Arnold]

Girl, if people weren't laughing during what I'm trying to talk.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Jesus, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, Josh was doing it. Actually, Josh is to blame. And Josh, please give.

[Pat Godwin]

Show Christy what you.

[Chick McGee]

The face you were looking at. She was trying to read.

[Jess Hooker]

Looking at him with that face, I.

[Ace Cosby]

Was hoping you'd notice, but you didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

But because I'm a professional.

[Ace Cosby]

I know you are.

[Pat Godwin]

You did a good job.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you ever make that face in real life?

[Ace Cosby]

No, only as a joke.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

That's Josh Arnold making a face. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Chick McGee, Josh was complaining because when he goes to the bank, they don't have all the bills facing the same way.

[Chick McGee]

Bank face is what they call it.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. I was not aware of the term bank face.

[Jess Hooker]

So is it head to the left? Like, is that.

[Ace Cosby]

So long as they're all the same.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. It doesn't matter. There's not a certain layout.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, what's the difference between bank face and poker face?

[Jess Hooker]

Lady Gaga.

[Pat Godwin]

Poker.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's disgusted with me.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'm not familiar with the term bank face. I never heard that.

[Pat Godwin]

God's.

[Tom Griswold]

But again, I'm not much of a cash guy anymore. When you were retail.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You faced the shelves.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't know.

[Ace Cosby]

That's important. When you were a cash guy, did you bank face your own money?

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes.

[Ace Cosby]

Boy, see, that really surprises me too.

[Josh Arnold]

The way you are.

[Chick McGee]

I had a friend who bank faced his money in his wallet and ironed his.

[Jess Hooker]

And I was gonna say. Does anybody ever iron that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know who that is. He worked here.

[Chick McGee]

Nope, it's another guy.

[Ace Cosby]

I know. I would never iron my money. Yeah, what if you accidentally burned it?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, you put a towel between, you know, the money and the iron.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, now too much work. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's insanity. Isn't that insane?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, totally.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that person insane?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. He's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen. Have you been into an actual bank lately? And they have those signs, no hats or sunglasses.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I get it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're discriminating against blues players. That is just terrible.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, I didn't consider that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm sorry, Blind Lemon, you can't bank here. What?

[Chick McGee]

I've had to tell me to take my hood down. Walked into A bank? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Take your sunglasses off, that's for sure.

[Ace Cosby]

You always laugh on Halloween where. Please, no masks or whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

They always tell me, put the gun down.

[Jess Hooker]

I've left more sunglasses in banks than any other place.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, because I just take them off while I'm banking, put them down, walk away every time I see.

[Tom Griswold]

So maybe there's a banker out there with some nice quality shades.

[Jess Hooker]

Really nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very good. Are we done with the sports desk?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, honey, we are.

[Tom Griswold]

Enjoyed that sports report very much.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

I look over there. It's the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And maybe she's. We've reeled her back in. I don't think so quite yet.

[Chick McGee]

She's still alive. There's some lingering anger. You can tell around the edges.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe if Pat played one of his humorous songs that would bring you around.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe he doesn't have any.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, she's mad at me.

[Chick McGee]

As Josh would say, kitty has claws.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, do you have a song that's related to one of these news stories or is this.

[Pat Godwin]

I do indeed. I always do, Tom. You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Which story is it? We'll see if we can.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, well, I like the eggs story that's coming out of California. Five other states are having an issue with the organic eggs and the sound.

[Jess Hooker]

Supposed to read the story.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'm just trying to help her out out here. She needs a lot of help.

[Josh Arnold]

That wasn't in the stack. It was way down in there.

[Pat Godwin]

Still was in the stack.

[Josh Arnold]

Should have told me that. That's.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna tell you right now, you little.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, blatant hostility. No one does it better than us. On the bottom.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is actually a serious story from the Associated Press about a. About salmonella poisoning.

[Josh Arnold]

Federal health officials report a salmonella outbreak linked to a major egg recall has sickened across seven states. The August Egg Company has recalled approximately 1.7 million brown, organic and cage free eggs distributed to grocery stores between February and May. Due to possible contamination. The recall affects products in Arizona, California, Illinois, Indiana, Nebraska, New Mexico, Nevada, Washington and Wyoming. According to the CDC, at least 79 people have been infected with salmonella strain tied to these eggs, 21 requiring hospitalization.

[Ace Cosby]

I didn't hear a brand.

[Josh Arnold]

Details on affected brands, plant codes and Julian dates are available on the FDA and CDC website.

[Ace Cosby]

You ever julien your eggs?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Very messy.

[Tom Griswold]

Cook them. Cook them first.

[Chick McGee]

The fine line between Julian and just egg salad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's your cage free salmonella, though.

[Ace Cosby]

So you're.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to Be okay.

[Chick McGee]

What's the capital? Wyoming. Real quick.

[Pat Godwin]

Cheyenne.

[Chick McGee]

It is Cheyenne. I think.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was Casper.

[Chick McGee]

Is it Casper?

[Ace Cosby]

I just shouted out Bismarck.

[Chick McGee]

I wanted to say North Dakota. Now, Pat, you may never know.

[Tom Griswold]

All the momentum appears to be gone. However, I think you can pick everybody up with your egg tribute.

[Josh Arnold]

It is shiny.

[Pat Godwin]

There's three guitars in this. I'm just gonna play one. Big news out of California. Many sick and a lot of McKin.

[Tom Griswold]

Organic eggs.

[Pat Godwin]

And the brown ones are being recalled once again and supplies are thin. Well, I heard Mr. Lennon sing about them.

[Josh Arnold]

Fool, fool, fool.

[Pat Godwin]

Said he was the eggman. Cuckoo Kachoo. Well, I hope John Lennon was careful back then. Don't spread it around. It's coming for you. You might be turning blue. Stick at home with salmonella. Got it bad. I'm gonna spew.

[Ace Cosby]

Turn it up.

[Pat Godwin]

Vomiting and diarrhea. Tom, I wrote that line just for you. Tell me true, baby sick at home. Salmonella. It's going too long now. You know, I've cracked an egg or two. Starting to feel real clammy. Christy, the song is over. I'm going to spew right on you.

[Tom Griswold]

Right on. Now a chick. Your favorite kind of eggs.

[Chick McGee]

Deviled eggs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, me too.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good. Our cooker. Your favorite kind of eggs?

[Jess Hooker]

A jammy egg. A boiled jammy egg.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's like a looser center.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's not soft boiled. It's just jammy.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there the ones you eat in that little tiny stand? And the movie Joy. Those are so funny.

[Jess Hooker]

You can. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are those called?

[Pat Godwin]

That's a soft boiled egg.

[Ace Cosby]

Typically a soft boiled egg. It's always.

[Tom Griswold]

It's always some. A very pretentious guy sitting at a huge table with a little spoon, eating it.

[Ace Cosby]

Hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Never tried one of those.

[Chick McGee]

What's the difference between a jammy egg and a marmalade?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there we go.

[Chick McGee]

I can't jam this egg up your ass.

[Tom Griswold]

They went to Exeter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, your favorite. Of course. Those Reese's.

[Ace Cosby]

A Cadbury.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Cadbury. Okay, good.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you for asking. Mine's over easy.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'm right here too.

[Ace Cosby]

You can ask me. Typically a basted guy. I like basted.

[Pat Godwin]

Boiled with a little butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Very complicated.

[Chick McGee]

Poach. I like poach too. Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good.

[Ace Cosby]

Not far off from a base.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Poached egg and crackers. You ever have that? Ritz crackers.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

That's. That's new money.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. First thing I'm gonna do is buy a box of Ritz crackers.

[Tom Griswold]

Just butter putting on the Ritz. That's what they call it now. What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what do you want to hear? Pat and I'll do this.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that the way it's gonna be all day long now?

[Josh Arnold]

No, we're gonna talk about Bigfoot for Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Bigfoot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a cool Bigfoot story. It's, interestingly enough, very compelling. Bigfoot meets the world of cannabis.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, well, they. Yeah, the same locale, certainly. The Pacific Northwest, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

I think there was a scene in the fabulous movie Sasquatch Sunset about the Bigfoot family that I went to see that was really not good.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's.

[Chick McGee]

There was a marijuana scene in it, now that I'm trying to remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, here's. There's one coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Also, we have a lot of air news, air traffic control news. We have rumor the that's causing problems in tsa. We have naked flight attendants. We have all kinds of air news.

[Tom Griswold]

And if we have time, we're going to get to the return of the floppy disk in the news. Remember the floppy disk?

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of floppy dick jokes back then as well, I imagine. There were.

[Pat Godwin]

Hard drive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No floppy dick over here, I can tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

You got yourself that Viagra.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

That's what Mama likes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Mama likes the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and we are the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios for all your car care needs. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick and. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Would you like to review a little bit of history?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, let's take a look.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we certainly could. Let's review. Let.

[Ace Cosby]

Let.

[Chick McGee]

Let's review a little bit of history.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We go Back to. To 1184 B.C.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's way better.

[Chick McGee]

The first color television.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Troy is sacked and burned during the Trojan War.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Big event. Of course.

[Ace Cosby]

Smelled like rubber.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You can only imagine the stench. Nothing worse than a burning tire. This is. We were talking about this recently, and it was in 1939. These two people were asked to try hot dogs for the first time.

[Ace Cosby]

Queen Elizabeth.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Ace Cosby]

And her hubby.

[Tom Griswold]

It was the. Actually, it was Queen Elizabeth's dad.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, King George. Wasn't that George?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it a FDR's thing, the king.

[Tom Griswold]

And queen, they were at a baseball game.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. It's different.

[Tom Griswold]

And, yeah, fdr.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Served hot dogs to him. There's a terrific photograph.

[Chick McGee]

FDR didn't get up and get him, though, did he?

[Pat Godwin]

He didn't serve him.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

Talk about a hot dog roller.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they had kind of a.

[Chick McGee]

Casual agreement with the press back then when he was president that they wouldn't take any pictures of him. That.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't it be nice to have that kind of respect these days?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no, that. Yeah, some. Some presidents have an agreement with the media that they won't report anything neg.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's true. And if they do, then they just kick them out.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess. The queen apparently didn't enjoy it. I'm not exactly sure what she said.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care for this hot dog, do I?

[Tom Griswold]

Eat it like a call in the cob. Side to side.

[Chick McGee]

Get me some blood pudding.

[Ace Cosby]

It may say fancy on the bottle, but this catsup is far from it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so pedestrian. On this date in 1966, Janis Joplin played her first gig in San Francisco. She was great, but never.

[Chick McGee]

Never got her. Never cared for her music.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the name of the band Big Brother Company.

[Ace Cosby]

I like that. She wasn't great. That, to me, that's. That's got to be part of the appeal.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very raw.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Me and Bobby McGee. Right? That was.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, she did that. And that was her solo. Take another piece of my heart.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And the team from the theme from Titanic.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Yeah. My heart will go on.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. She was first. First. This is true. She was first in her class in high school. Very bright. 1982, the movie E.T. premiered.

[Ace Cosby]

I was just talking about E.T. with. And I've been. This has actually been my question of the week. I've been asking a lot of people. This is.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Is this a new feature? Question of the week? All right.

[Ace Cosby]

You know how you get onto something and you go, oh, man. I want to ask everybody I know.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Are parents still showing their kids ET I don't think they are.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think they are.

[Ace Cosby]

Most parents, rather.

[Chick McGee]

Why wouldn't they?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Christy, did you show your girls?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Their dad might have, but I didn't.

[Jess Hooker]

My kids. Yeah, my kids watched it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With a part where ice comes in and takes my kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Kids have seen it.

[Tom Griswold]

Sends them home.

[Jess Hooker]

That's hilarious.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, it isn't ice, but it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is a ice light.

[Ace Cosby]

Right, right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very scary.

[Pat Godwin]

He is an alien.

[Josh Arnold]

When you see all those tents go.

[Chick McGee]

Up, one would wonder how. How popular Vanilla Ice would be nowadays.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I think he would have.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this says in the 2002 remastering of the movie, E.T. spielberg had the guns replaced with walkie talk.

[Ace Cosby]

Rockies. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's true.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, absolutely. I remember going to see the re release. I took a date, actually, and her son.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you. Did you enjoy ET do you?

[Ace Cosby]

Very much, yeah. In fact, it's one of my first memories being in the theater.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, once you got rid of the sun's a good one, get a little BT bt?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know what BT Stands for.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna guess Butt time. Is that it?

[Tom Griswold]

That would be just as funny, if not funnier.

[Chick McGee]

Booty. Booty Time Bear. Oh, how about some fb?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, never mind the F's.

[Chick McGee]

Finger. Okay, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. Did they. There was never an ET sequel.

[Ace Cosby]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. ET2 back in the Habit. You don't remember that?

[Pat Godwin]

Get out in the convent.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

So Spielberg Must have demanded they. Not in the beginning.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, go with God.

[Tom Griswold]

After he saw Jaws. Jaws 6. You know, this time. This time it talks or something. He probably said enough.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you do that? Can you say, no, we're not gonna have.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, but I can't remember if it was he or Melissa Matheson who wrote it. But yeah, they. They put a stop to it.

[Chick McGee]

Remember Dickie Goodman would put all their songs together and he'd have hit Records. Remember Mr. Jaws?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Mr.

[Chick McGee]

Jaws. You're here having lunch.

[Ace Cosby]

So silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Jurassic park premiered on this date in 1993. I was.

[Chick McGee]

I was amazed by that movie.

[Ace Cosby]

Same. It was the first movie with digital sound. Everything about it was incredible.

[Chick McGee]

Like, oh, there's. There's a Tyrannosaurus Rex on the screen. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

One of the greatest movie going experiences ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Terrific. And you think it. They look real. Real.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely amazing. Famous birthdays. How about that? 1910. Jacques Cousteau.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. I loved him.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker, do you remember the name of Jacques Cousteau's famous ship?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

The Mayflower.

[Tom Griswold]

Turned in. Turned into a John Denver song, I believe.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, the Calypso. Yeah, sure did.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, was that poor Jacques. Still, that was kind of an overall down time in music, wasn't it? It don John Denver to have a hit with Calypso.

[Ace Cosby]

Jacques Cousteau was always behind on his mortgage. He was constantly underwater.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, shame. Really.

[Ace Cosby]

Really a shame. Thumbs down from our producer. The man who's supposed to be cheerleading us.

[Chick McGee]

I've never.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't worry, Jason. I'm used to a producer of this show not caring for what I do.

[Chick McGee]

Borderline hating.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Jacques. I. Probably most famous for the advancement of the underwater cigarette and sleeping French and the scuba.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't there a. A fraternity or something? Or a par parties that would. Jacques Cousteau parties where guys wear panties on their heads and they called them Jacques Cousteau parties.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, really?

[Jess Hooker]

Because they were like familiar.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Those weird hats that all the Cousteaus would wear. Yeah, they call them.

[Ace Cosby]

And they could smell the ocean.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Vaginas are gross, ladies.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Take another step closer.

[Ace Cosby]

You should always be aware of how gross your vagina.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Did he. I'm forgetting now.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna have that in my head.

[Pat Godwin]

That's gonna be stuck in my head.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me push on. We can get. Did he always wear like a red cap?

[Josh Arnold]

He was French.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Thinking about Zissu?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I was at the Guardian.

[Tom Griswold]

I Don't know. Here you go, Chick. One of your favorites. The great Vince Lombardi, born in this state in 1913.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell's going on out there? That was him coaching. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Oh, I love this guy. The great actor and writer Gene Wilder.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1933. Is he most famous for Willy Wonka or Blazing Saddles? Willy Wonka, Blazing Saddles, Dirt crazy Frankenstein. One with a train. The toy Silver Train.

[Pat Godwin]

Silver Streak.

[Tom Griswold]

Silver Streak is great. With Richard Pryor. That's a terrific movie. And he's Gene Miller is a really good book. I think it's called Kiss Me like a Stranger maybe really good.

[Pat Godwin]

Do me like you don't know me.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was called Kiss me like you don't know me.

[Pat Godwin]

Do me like you don't know me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

F me like you forgot.

[Chick McGee]

Rob me like a bank.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Shout out someone else's name while you're.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you know who this is, Ms. Hooker? Henry Hill.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, I do. That's who Ray Liotta portrayed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Goodfellas.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

O, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A great movie. Another terrific.

[Jess Hooker]

So good.

[Chick McGee]

Karen, why did you do that?

[Tom Griswold]

He's recently deceased, is that correct?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he passed away, evidently.

[Jess Hooker]

Both of them.

[Chick McGee]

Evidently. A giant hog on Leota.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I could see that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Big time. Big time on Ray.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he go to the meetings?

[Chick McGee]

I. You'd have to tell me.

[Jess Hooker]

I used to before he died.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Happy birthday, Joe Montana. I was reading yesterday that The San Francisco 49ers sell the most merch. Huh. I would have thought it would have been the Cowboys. I would have thought it would have.

[Chick McGee]

Been the Dallas packers. Steelers, Cowboys 49ers would be in there, but. Huh. That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Kansas City, I think was.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Let me survey you got a hold of there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. How about this one? Hugh Laurie. Missover. You know who Mr. Laurie is?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. He's the lead actor in House and the TV show.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's British.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's also in that really good mouse movie.

[Jess Hooker]

Which one's that.

[Tom Griswold]

Little talking mouse.

[Chick McGee]

You mean Stuart Little?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, he's the dad.

[Chick McGee]

Although the best mouse movie is Mouse Hunt.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, I would.

[Chick McGee]

Nathan Lane and Lee Evans and Christopher Walken. If you haven't seen that, go watch it this afternoon and thank me later.

[Tom Griswold]

And one of your favorites, the very fine actor short of stature, Peter Dinklage, born in 1969.

[Chick McGee]

Get me Dinklage.

[Tom Griswold]

Game of Thrones among.

[Ace Cosby]

Among other Watch the station Agent. That's fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. And then.

[Chick McGee]

Really? It's really good.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it pronounced? I've seen this guy's in a couple movies. Is it Shia? Is it pronounced le Bouf?

[Josh Arnold]

Shia LaBeouf?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's. It's labeouf.

[Jess Hooker]

It is it really.

[Josh Arnold]

No, stop.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a sex move. I gave her labeouf.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I gave her the Shia Laboo. She didn't want it at first equation there.

[Tom Griswold]

And that'll pretty much wrap it up, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. I was just having fun. It's okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Shia LaBeouf is a good actor.

[Chick McGee]

He's a good little actor.

[Ace Cosby]

Poor guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he get canceled?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, he's. He's had some issues, but I think.

[Jess Hooker]

He'S on the mend.

[Ace Cosby]

You know what? Yeah. What are you gonna do when you're raised like that? I mean, in Hollywood, it's insane.

[Tom Griswold]

He was in a movie, movie that I was torture to watch called Holes.

[Jess Hooker]

I love that movie. My kids.

[Ace Cosby]

Of course, he hates it.

[Tom Griswold]

I wanted to dig a hole and.

[Chick McGee]

Get digging them a hole.

[Tom Griswold]

Bury me now. We're going to watch the end of this thing.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. You don't mean any of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeez.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Time now to check in with Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Josh Arnold]

Happening? A reported Bigfoot sighting in Monroe County, Michigan has prompted a local cannabis dispensary to offer a discount to anyone who provides photographic proof of the creature.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't care for this. They're mocking it.

[Josh Arnold]

The account published by the Bigfoot field researchers organization, the BFRO, describes an alleged encounter by a 47 year old man identified only as Edward. I tell you, his 12 year old son. We talked about this.

[Chick McGee]

BFRO has nothing on the square wns.

[Josh Arnold]

This happened honor around May 18th, the pair were bow fishing when they heard rustling in the trees, followed by a loud thud.

[Ace Cosby]

I think they heard rustling in the trees.

[Josh Arnold]

What'd I say?

[Ace Cosby]

Wrestling in the trees was that came after.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that better.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you hadn't. If you had been through such a hard time earlier, we would have all.

[Josh Arnold]

Edward reported seeing a large animal hit the ground, crouch and begin moving toward them.

[Ace Cosby]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

His dog chased the creature up a nearby slope before Edward managed to call it back. In response to this viral story, Unique cannabis in Monroe is offering a discount to customers who can provide visual evidence of Bigfoot.

[Chick McGee]

I'm telling you, not too much longer. There's going to be absolutely irrefutable evidence that Bigfoot Exists. You wait and see.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're a believer now?

[Chick McGee]

There's. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Bigfoot's been trying to contact me through squirrels.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't care for this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, Poo poo.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you'll see.

[Chick McGee]

So when they come, I will be on the protected roll.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

You'll get eat right away.

[Tom Griswold]

So this cannabis facility is offering what if you get a nice photograph of.

[Josh Arnold]

Bigfoot, they are offering you a discount. It just says a discount. I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

It should be free pot for life.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't say that. It just says.

[Ace Cosby]

I know, I know, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

If you get a really good solid shot of Bigfoot, you're not gonna need how much money you'll be doing.

[Chick McGee]

Tom. Tom Christie seems especially edgy.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys are just on my last.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to see Josh, back me up on this. If you want to see Bigfoot, your best bet.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't edit these ding things.

[Tom Griswold]

Your bet. Your best bet's probably shrooms. Not.

[Ace Cosby]

I will not back you up on that.

[Tom Griswold]

Not pot.

[Chick McGee]

There's so many. There are so many explanations as to why we don't have a clear photo. That's why you can't find bodies of them.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think. I would think that, but drug wise, I don't know. I. I would think pot smokers would be. Would be more gatherers than hunters. You know what I'm saying?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot easier to gather than.

[Josh Arnold]

I see what you're saying takes a lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

If you're.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're a stone pothead. If you're going to find Bigfoot, it means you're sitting on a log and Bigfoot happens to walk over, sit down next to you and go, hey, give me a hit. Huh? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are you smoking?

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Happen to be in the woods smoking. Smoking one up. Smoking up.

[Chick McGee]

Bigfoot's from Canada.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this was in Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

Smoking. Smoking one up.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm smoking it up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up, we saw Bucky's in the news. We have floppy disks in the news. We have no sex in the champagne room. What's that all about?

[Ace Cosby]

That's what they always told me.

[Chick McGee]

That's why you pay extra. Extra.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's what somebody else thought, and.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't print this one. Christy, we have a. A story headlined sex move you'll never do again.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I might have broken a penis there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is it the reverse cowgirl?

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's just. It's a survey.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Survey says snap Right now, this portion of the Baba Tom show is brought to you by our friends at Java House. Java House, the official coffee of the Bob and Tom Show. Java House. The official beverages. Tea lattes, energy drinks, hydration drinks and even hot cocoa, ladies and gentlemen. You could even make cold cocoa. That's right. Ever thought about that? Have you?

[Josh Arnold]

You can make cold cocoa as long.

[Chick McGee]

As it has chocolatey goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there we go. It's Java House. And you don't have to get a bunch of complicated things going and shove it in some machine that's probably full of germs. No.

[Chick McGee]

How many times getting some complicated things going has really upset you. Not with Java House.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right, because coffee's best when it's just simple, you know. Although I know we have a guy that works in the building, he, you know, goes, buys the beans and takes pictures of them and then grinds them with his wife's shoe. And then.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow, that's impressive.

[Tom Griswold]

He steeps them in Evian water and a year later he gets a cup of coffee. I don't know that kind of time. But what you want to do is get the peel and pour pod from Java House. This is revolutionizing the coffee room at work. In fact, Java House would like to do an in office demo for you on the house. See what I'm talking about by visiting java house.com. break up with that office brewer and that contraption, that Rube gold bar. What's it Goldberg? Rube Goldberg device.

[Ace Cosby]

Mm.

[Tom Griswold]

That you have to make your coffee etc. In. Check it out. Java House.com.

[Chick McGee]

Why would somebody call Java House to get them to come over and test fly there in their office. We don't cost nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

What's wrong with you? Get yourself sorted out.

[Chick McGee]

Great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Once Again, it's java house.com the official beverages. How about that? Of the Bob and Tom Show. And once again, coming up, we have unusual news. In the world of floppy disks and Buc EE's Bucky's is involved in a interesting lawsuit. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

I've go pacers.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker's here.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh. Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

And this is some good ordn work. Organ work isn't. Is it Not. What a stuttering prick.

[Chick McGee]

Me.

[Ace Cosby]

I shouldn't be allowed on the ring.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Speaking of good organ work.

[Jess Hooker]

Good God.

[Chick McGee]

Thursday's Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm doing it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sick. Hello, Tom.

[Ace Cosby]

We're all terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, once again, we put the F in professional.

[Chick McGee]

We make our listeners want to go. He kind of sounds like he's laughing. No. As I told her, I said no. That was. Those legs. You're not getting any, are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Just. We just had a story about Bigfoot in Michigan. Someone spotted Bigfoot and some cannabis facility is offering a discount.

[Josh Arnold]

Not even free cannabis.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

If you. If you get a photograph of.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how you do that with your voice, but whatever you're saying when you use this. We just had an update about Bigfoot. You might as well be. We just had an update about Martians being in our government right now. You know.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Anything you're saying, really.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

We just call the Martians.

[Josh Arnold]

You think they're Martians in our government?

[Tom Griswold]

They're not really. I know they're not really from Mars.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Where are they from exactly?

[Josh Arnold]

Just aliens.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't know what.

[Ace Cosby]

Somewhere from the office of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes. Where was I? Oh, yeah. So you got to get a clear picture of Bigfoot. She said Bigfoot. Bigfoot took a selfie and it was blurry. It's amazing. You just can't get a good shot of that guy. But anybody.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm gonna do an AI Bigfoot goes to glamour shots. Just big hair.

[Tom Griswold]

And does Mrs. Bigfoot have.

[Jess Hooker]

She always has a bow.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, always.

[Jess Hooker]

Which I love.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's gotta have boobs.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, would she have. Is Bigfoot related? In the. In the evolutionary whatever demand. So is there. Did we split off somewhere?

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Just asking. I was curious if Mrs. Bigfoot had, you know, large.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. You know, you'll see an orangutan.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really giant nipples.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, good.

[Josh Arnold]

They gotta feed the babies.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. We have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News. Maybe we missed anything.

[Josh Arnold]

The BUC EE's, the Texas based gas station chain known for its massive travel centers, their iconic beaver mascot, and we can't forget that brisket sandwich. Oh, my God. They have filed a copyright infringement lawsuit against a South Carolina clothing company.

[Ace Cosby]

Christy, do you prefer the chopped brisket or the sliced?

[Josh Arnold]

I like the chopped.

[Chick McGee]

Interesting.

[Ace Cosby]

Interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

I know it's sloppier, but I like that job better.

[Tom Griswold]

I love their. Inflow what's that are BUC EE's and the horseshoe rode in on?

[Josh Arnold]

This lawsuit was filed on May 27 and accuses Goose Creek based apparel retailer Born United of unlawfully using Bucky's signature beaver logo in its merchandise.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's absolutely correct, according to the complaint. Do you have a copy of this, Jason? They're identical.

[Josh Arnold]

Bucky's claims that Born United's branding bears a striking resemblance to a trademarked imagery and could mislead consumers. BUC EE's has previously taken legal action to defend its branding, citing the distinctiveness of its logo as a key part of its customer recognition and business identity. Which is true. I mean, everyone knows the Bucky logo.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. The one on the left is Bucky's. The one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I could see why.

[Tom Griswold]

Identical.

[Jess Hooker]

That face is identical.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is definitely.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Ace Cosby]

No, there is like. No, there's no difference.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a little more black around the top, tongue on the right, and that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's identical. Well, but it's with a different hat on.

[Chick McGee]

The hat is so different though.

[Jess Hooker]

He's a soldier. It's completely different.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, if Mickey Mouse is dressed as a pirate or then dressed just as a softball player, you're still gonna be. It's still Mickey Mouse.

[Chick McGee]

The beaver on the right is a survivalist. Obviously. He's. He's got an automatic weapon.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, he sure does.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, didn't you star in a movie called the Beaver on the Right?

[Ace Cosby]

Right, I did, yeah. Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

Softcore porn.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, yeah, it wasn't. I mean, she pretty much just.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a 70s era.

[Ace Cosby]

Rode my belly button.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Throwback. No, this is the.

[Chick McGee]

I, I. Tom, she rode his belly button.

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to move on here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, I. This is open and shut as far as I can tell. Wouldn't you agree if you run this?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I would definitely rule in favor of buck rookies.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Fighting Beavers.

[Ace Cosby]

Doesn't Born United sound like a Lee Greenwood song?

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Did you know that Lee Greenwood not only has I'm proud to be an American, he has proud to be a Canadian. Did you know that?

[Ace Cosby]

No, he does.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, really.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow. Hey, why not? He should do them all.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost the same exact song. No, he's a money making giant.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a hypocrite.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a pick machine, man.

[Josh Arnold]

You can only be proud to be one thing.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just telling.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a narrator. The narrator isn't necessarily the artist.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And One of these days, they may be one.

[Josh Arnold]

That's true. Yeah. We'll be. Things are going united. Canada.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. As soon as someone realizes if. Well, no Canada becomes a state, they're gonna have two Democratic senators.

[Chick McGee]

Whoops.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

A British Airways flight attendant was taken into custody after being discovered naked and dancing in a business class laboratory.

[Chick McGee]

How's it going?

[Josh Arnold]

A transatlantic flight in the bathroom?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. How do you. I can barely wipe in.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the business class laboratories are a little bigger. The incident occurred on a flight from San Francisco to London. According to the sun, the crew member vanished during inflight service and was later found unclothed and behaving erratically in the restroom.

[Ace Cosby]

I have a theory.

[Jess Hooker]

She wasn't alone. Or she was alone.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it's a dude.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

See, we all jumped to conclusions here, didn't we? Colleagues dressed the attendant in spare pajamas and secured him in a seat for the remainder of the journey.

[Tom Griswold]

So the question is, what did he take? Is the question.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Authorities met the aircraft upon arrival at Heathrow. A fellow crew member alleged the man had consumed drugs while on duty, stating, quote, the plane was cruising at 37,000ft, but this bloke seemed to be higher than anyone else.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

What is it? Ecstasy?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that mushrooms or something?

[Josh Arnold]

Math, isn't it, that take your clothes off.

[Ace Cosby]

Apparently, it was just an ibuprofen. Isn't that wild?

[Josh Arnold]

It can affect people like that, you know that altitude.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Alcohol. Your drugs is the same strokes for different folks.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a long flight. So presumably he was acting in a normal manner for the first half of the flight. Then the guy disappears.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, then the drugs kicked in. They don't happen instantly.

[Tom Griswold]

Dancing in the. In a aircraft's bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

He must have had on some good music.

[Chick McGee]

That's a lot of the problem with taking drugs. You got the timing.

[Josh Arnold]

Timing.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

A male flight attendant from San Francisco. I'm gonna guess poppers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

Popular in the gay community.

[Tom Griswold]

But is that. Is that a common effect of. No, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Amyl nitrate will last just 10 seconds. I mean, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You can't stop his dance. He's dancing too long.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that anal nitrate, amyl L. I see.

[Ace Cosby]

Speaking of talking about a hot air.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you know, I've never had rice aroni.

[Josh Arnold]

What? San Francisco treat.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. I've never had.

[Jess Hooker]

It's all things that end in roni for you.

[Ace Cosby]

You're right. I've never had Beefaroni and I've never had rice Roni. There's something about a roni I don't care for.

[Chick McGee]

Have you pepperoni?

[Ace Cosby]

I have had pepperoni.

[Chick McGee]

Some sort of instant rice in any form.

[Ace Cosby]

Uncle Ben's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I believe. It's just.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not very salty, I'll tell you you.

[Tom Griswold]

That it's good rice Roni is.

[Jess Hooker]

It's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. What's coming up?

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up, we have more air news. We have a gender reveal at 30,000ft.

[Chick McGee]

It's a girl.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a boy.

[Josh Arnold]

We have rumors that are causing problems in TSA lines.

[Chick McGee]

Rumor has it. Rumor has it.

[Tom Griswold]

And also coming up, Sexy Time. Special edition of Sexy Time. And we'll have a special guest host.

[Ace Cosby]

We're all gonna do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Coming up. So we'll have. We'll be able to help you with your love trouble. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Hey. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the CY Life Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Jessica Alsman is here.

[Ally Breen]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We're into a. Check in with Christy in just a second, okay?

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I was hoping to hear another song from Patty G. Coming up, we have a special edition of Sexy Time.

[Pat Godwin]

What would you like to hear?

[Tom Griswold]

I was thinking one. I don't think Chick has heard your tribute to the Summertime.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is. Check local listings. Summertime.

[Chick McGee]

My God, that's beautiful.

[Pat Godwin]

Can you whistle?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

It's hard.

[Pat Godwin]

Summer is here and I'm cutting the grass.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Ace Cosby]

Hold it.

[Chick McGee]

Stop.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait.

[Chick McGee]

Tom's trying to whistle. He insists that he can whistle. He can't, but he thinks he give.

[Pat Godwin]

It a shot, though. That may be the best whistle.

[Chick McGee]

Let me. Let me see what you might do with your mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Josh has got it.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. Very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Summer is here and I'm cutting the grass Filling the pool so happy winter has passed Planting flowers, digging a garden Bought some sod Put a new yard and I'm so happy Summer is here Building a deck Stained the hardwood floors Got in my new hot tub without any shorts I'll start up the grill Cooking outdoors is the best but someone I Know is pissed and perplexed. That's Jackie, the manager of my apartment complex. Summer is here and I have to move somewhere else.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Pat. I really enjoyed that.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't like your improvement.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. You can see how mad they get when you paint a rental car.

[Josh Arnold]

A rental car?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, I didn't like red. I wanted a white car.

[Ace Cosby]

A little gratitude took a little.

[Tom Griswold]

The Liberty Alamo. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee is right there at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

The TSA is warning travelers not to fall for an online rumor claiming that a Costco membership card can be used as valid ID at airport security checkpoints.

[Tom Griswold]

How dumb do you think this thing.

[Chick McGee]

This situation is on all the cbs?

[Ace Cosby]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, Chick is correct.

[Chick McGee]

Just nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

According to reporting by SFGate, the false claim has circulated widely on social media, some users prompting it as a so called travel hack. A TSA spokesperson issued a light hearted but firm correction stating, quote, we love hot dogs and rotisserie chickens as much as the next person, but please stop telling people their Costco card counts as a real ID, because it absolutely does.

[Ace Cosby]

I think it's funny.

[Josh Arnold]

TSA representative Ms. Lori Dankers emphasized that attempting to present a Costco card as ID will almost certainly result in delays and may cause travelers to miss their flights together.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless you show them your Costco ID and 60 rolls of toilet paper, then they'll let you in because I see you. And of course, free samples while you're in line at the.

[Chick McGee]

Don't start that.

[Tom Griswold]

How. I mean, how stupid do you have to be?

[Ally Breen]

People are dumb. So dumb.

[Ace Cosby]

I. This sounds like something you'd fall for, quite honestly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, it does.

[Chick McGee]

Really does.

[Ace Cosby]

If enough people said, you know, your Costco ID is, is a fine form of ID for the tsa and you.

[Chick McGee]

Come in the next day and you go, are you aware. Are you aware you can only.

[Tom Griswold]

You can only pay for your tickets. Ticket with a Visa.

[Josh Arnold]

It does have your picture on it. I guess there's that.

[Ace Cosby]

But they obviously had to do something in order to provide you with the Costco members.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. And there's a barcode on it, so when you swipe it.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, is it that difficult you have to provide a birth certificate to get a Costco?

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, I.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you.

[Ace Cosby]

I think I did have to provide my id.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you have to give them money, something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you pay for it every year. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard, though, that when you get off the plane, if you use your Costco ID when you get off the Plane. Check your receipt.

[Ace Cosby]

Absolutely. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Costco is one of the only places where there's a line to get out.

[Chick McGee]

If what you're doing. When they check your bass cart or whatever they call that, and you're. Does anyone ever get. Oh, you have an extra. You have an extra.

[Ace Cosby]

You've gotten nailed, Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't get nailed, but I didn't have. I had to. Something was amiss and I had to go back and.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, jeez.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a. There was a short lived electronic store near.

[Pat Godwin]

You did the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was. It looked. When you checked out, it looked like you were leaving jail. Leaving jail.

[Chick McGee]

I love that place.

[Ace Cosby]

I did, too.

[Chick McGee]

They had everything, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But the re. It went out of business for a reason.

[Ally Breen]

People would bring an old receipt in and just take out another TV in a box and go, I'm good. And people would go, okay. Because they wouldn't check the receipt.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Ally Breen]

They just see a piece of paper and go, okay, they got the receipt.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool. Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

You bring an old receipt and they just flash it at the door. And if people aren't checking it, they go, okay, awesome. Walk out with the tv.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they do check at Costco because I did get somebody caught. Something like I had rang up something. I don't know. I can't remember what it was, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Gross of my doll.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I wished. I'm way past that. Hey. The FAA has announced a long awaited modernization of the nation's air traffic control system.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it the fat asses of America?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Phasing out floppy disks, paper flight strips, and outdated software such as Windows 95.

[Chick McGee]

I saw the paper flight strips. That's where they have those on pieces of plastic and slide them, arrange them. I kind of think those are cool.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, shouldn't the FAA be absolutely first class? You would think the best computers in.

[Josh Arnold]

The world, but they don't.

[Chick McGee]

That's the problem.

[Josh Arnold]

Acting FAA administrator Chris Rochelou.

[Chick McGee]

I'm an actor.

[Josh Arnold]

Told the House Appropriations Committee the goal is a complete system replacement. While the exact cost has not been disclosed, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy estimates the upgrade could run into the tens of billions of dollars because we're going to.

[Tom Griswold]

Upgrade to Windows Vista and it could.

[Josh Arnold]

Be completed within the next four years.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, I'm surprised somebody as smart as they are would have put a date on the software.

[Chick McGee]

You said that when it came out. I plainly remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Windows 95. What are they doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, don't do that. They're just telling people what it is. But it's just. I mean, it's scary to know that your iPhone has better technology than the thing that's got a.

[Josh Arnold]

Than the radar controlling a plane, aluminum.

[Tom Griswold]

Tube full of human beings. What have they been doing all these years?

[Josh Arnold]

They use what he just said. They have a paper thing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, what are they doing in Congress that they couldn't focus on this for a few minutes instead of some other dumb thing? I gotta get back to the book burning.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear what Christy just said? That's what he said. She doesn't know my name.

[Josh Arnold]

I know your name.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think you do.

[Josh Arnold]

Charles.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good Lord.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my.

[Josh Arnold]

Or would you rather me go Chuck?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you brought that on yourself.

[Chick McGee]

I will clear this with an automatic weapon.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. You did not bring that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, you'll be crying. Spare your.

[Ace Cosby]

You did not deserve that.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

You did.

[Chick McGee]

And you're first, pal.

[Josh Arnold]

A couple revealed the gender.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just trying to think of something.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

We. We did this a few weeks ago, and I forget, what year did they ban smoking on airplanes?

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to say look it up. I'm going to say 73.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going to go 77.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm going to say 89.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to say 87 or 88.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm with Josh on this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Because my. I know this because my dad flew to New Mexico and he.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, he hijacked that plane, didn't he?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why we.

[Ace Cosby]

We're going to New Mexico.

[Chick McGee]

Had sex with the flight attendant. Right. Right there in the aisle.

[Ace Cosby]

He loves, loved it.

[Pat Godwin]

Dancing in the bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God. I tell you, you grew up in.

[Chick McGee]

New Mexico for your dad used to sleep with.

[Ace Cosby]

Mom.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead. Go ahead.

[Ace Cosby]

I saw the look in your eye. I'd rather not have a letter opener in my ear.

[Josh Arnold]

The ban, initially implemented for domestic flights of less than two hours in 1988.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Was extended to all domestic and international flights landing or departing from the U.S. in 2000.

[Ace Cosby]

I said 89. I went over.

[Chick McGee]

I was.

[Josh Arnold]

I said 87 or 88.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, what'd you say? 73.

[Chick McGee]

72 or 73. I forget. But I was so close.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I didn't, because I totally remember. Because that's why he flew. Because it was about to go into effect, and it was the last time he was ever on an airplane.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody cares why your father flew.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody cares about you, either.

[Chick McGee]

I beg your pardon? I tell you what they do care about, Peacock.

[Tom Griswold]

They care about Simply Safe.

[Josh Arnold]

I care about you chick. I want you to be safe in your own home.

[Chick McGee]

And I've got peace of mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Now, when Simply Safe alerts you, it's not that peacock sound.

[Chick McGee]

However, you can have your alarm set.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be funny.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, the Simply Safe alarm, you probably could actually. I bet you could. Yeah. Simply save it. Gives you peace of mind. I've been using it for 10 years now. And we use it here at the Bob and Tom Studios. We have the Simplisafe security and the cameras because we have precious cargo here at the studio somewhere. I'm sure I don't see them every day, but I'm sure there's something here that's worth having a security system. Simplisafe has new active guard outdoor protection. Helps stop break ins before they happen. Live monitoring agents and AI powered cameras. If you have a lurker, agents can talk to that lurker in real time, turn on spotlights and even call the police. Proactively deterring crime before it starts. No contracts with SimpliSafe, no hidden fees. And SimpliSafe named best home security system of 2025 by CNET and 4 million plus Americans Trust. SimpliSafe ranked number one in customer service by Newsweek and USA Today. And SimpliSafe's monitoring plans start around a dollar a day with a 60 day money back guarantee. Go to simplisafetom.com and claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan to get your first month free. That's simplisafetom.com 50% off and the first month free. There's no safe like Simplisafe.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about floppy disks. We might be talking about floppy dicks. Going up next.

[Ace Cosby]

It is possible.

[Tom Griswold]

Sexy time is up next. Next. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Say right away I admit it.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. What do you admit, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I will clean it up in a second.

[Josh Arnold]

Clean what up?

[Tom Griswold]

I dropped a bowl of cereal in the men's room.

[Ace Cosby]

In the men's room.

[Josh Arnold]

Men's room. You took your food into the bathroom? Germaphobe.

[Chick McGee]

I got it.

[Pat Godwin]

You've got to be kidding.

[Chick McGee]

I've got to go look.

[Tom Griswold]

I try. I shoved it all to the side.

[Josh Arnold]

Was there milk on it already?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Still cereal in the floor?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Go look.

[Ace Cosby]

It's all cereal.

[Pat Godwin]

Take a picture. Take a picture.

[Ace Cosby]

It's most grosser foods to take into the bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

Who takes food into the bathroom?

[Ace Cosby]

A bowl of cereal. Were you trying to urinate and eat the bowl of cereal?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't get to play drunk.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not something you do.

[Josh Arnold]

So you normally eat while you're peeing?

[Tom Griswold]

Kelly's out of town. I didn't have dinner last night. I'm starving.

[Josh Arnold]

She's out of town a lot. Do you want to tell us something?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, man. That's amazing. A bowl of cereal in the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

I really haven't eaten much in the last 24 hours. Suddenly realize I'm really getting hungry.

[Ace Cosby]

Boy, oh boy. Well, we're trying to get a photo of that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, I, I shoved it all into the. Against the wall.

[Ace Cosby]

They'll find.

[Pat Godwin]

They'll find it remnants.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll clean it up in a few minutes.

[Ally Breen]

That's how we get.

[Ace Cosby]

Here comes chick. He's back.

[Chick McGee]

Good God.

[Ace Cosby]

The producers aghast. Hoffy can't believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a limited amount of time.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it cornflakes?

[Chick McGee]

There's milk. There's shredded wheat.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, Shredded Wheat.

[Chick McGee]

There's a spoon.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is it cereal?

[Chick McGee]

And he has a bald like five or six balled up paper towels on top of the mess.

[Ace Cosby]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

And it's just under the sink.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want. I'll clean it up.

[Chick McGee]

We got video of it. Stand by for still starving. Good lord.

[Josh Arnold]

You could sit this break out. We'll do it without now.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I would be interested to find out.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh my.

[Chick McGee]

I would be interested to find out how.

[Pat Godwin]

Way more than I thought.

[Ace Cosby]

Look at that.

[Chick McGee]

How and why did you spill your. What happened from outside? Cause caused this.

[Tom Griswold]

Realized I'm gonna faint if I don't get some food.

[Ace Cosby]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

So I had this bowl of cereal. Then I realized I really had to pee. And this is our longest segment of the day here. So I walked in there and I was trying to figure out how am I going to do this exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

But the, the option of setting it on the counter never occurred to you?

[Josh Arnold]

There's a nice. Leaving it like the green room.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, not taking it to the place we dump.

[Chick McGee]

There's like a stand where a little table.

[Tom Griswold]

It would get soggy trying to keep eating it.

[Josh Arnold]

You were gonna eat and pee at the same time.

[Ally Breen]

That's actually impressive.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's, that's when the problem arose.

[Ally Breen]

It was one or the other.

[Tom Griswold]

I hadn't, I really hadn't thought it through.

[Ace Cosby]

That's incredible. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're a disgusting human being.

[Tom Griswold]

I only got one bite of my cereal.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the, the most amazing thing is a guy who's so worried about germs.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't gonna lick the floor.

[Chick McGee]

Would you.

[Ace Cosby]

I wouldn't bring my coffee to the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

Would you admit that this is your fault?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, he did. Immediately. But he's not admitting that this is odd. Odd behavior.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look, a snack. Here. Oh, I got a little. Oh, a little protein bar. That'll help. All right, well, now it's time to.

[Ace Cosby]

Go dunk it in the toilet.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you go out and stand in the middle of the road, Try to eat it.

[Ace Cosby]

Fart on it. Enjoy.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Let me fart on that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's now time for sexy time, usually featuring our special host, Ally Breen. She's not available today.

[Chick McGee]

Fart, fart, fart, fart.

[Tom Griswold]

So we've each apparently been given a letter, if you'd like to begin. Chick McGee, do you have a letter over there from Ally?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Ally, I just got married and my new husband has been more and more controlling.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

He wants me to cancel my gym membership and join his gym.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He also wants me to cancel my one day a week girls night out. One day a week she goes out with the girls.

[Josh Arnold]

That's wrong with that?

[Chick McGee]

It's almost like a job.

[Tom Griswold]

Give the guy a couple years, he'll want her to have girls Net out four nights a week.

[Josh Arnold]

Thus Ell's out of town.

[Chick McGee]

There's more. He literally wants a drink waiting for him when he gets home.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, come on. 1958.

[Chick McGee]

And for me to make dinner at least four days a week. I feel like he thinks it's the 50s and we don't just uber eat everything. Anyway, that's what we did when we were dating. Oh, the good old days. Oh, is this normal?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I think the good old days is what this gentleman's trying to get back to. No, this is baffling the guy. They get married and all of a sudden this comes out.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Ally Breen]

Get annulment. Yeah, cancel it out.

[Ace Cosby]

You don't want. You don't want to be a part of this life.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think everything changes with everybody?

[Ace Cosby]

No, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I know some people that. It's been dramatic.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

But, like, don't touch me in the limo on the way from the reception or the ceremony to the reception.

[Ally Breen]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wait.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Wouldn't that be a red flag?

[Ally Breen]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

That didn't happen.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, this sure makes me want to start bounding my way to the jewelry store, so.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

I can't wait.

[Chick McGee]

They said. I do. They get into the limousine and she's pissed and doesn't want him to touch Toucher.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And it becomes. I did.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Yeah, I thought I did. Boy, man. Yeah, you gotta somehow.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a bummer, but I mean, I need to know more facts here.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, what do you think he hinted at all of this before. Like he joked about it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm an old fashioned guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, is he the only one with a so called job? Do they have there no kids around? What's she doing all day? Eating bon bons.

[Ally Breen]

Some women like to work and make money.

[Ace Cosby]

No issue with.

[Josh Arnold]

No issue.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. Look, I'm just.

[Ace Cosby]

No, of course.

[Ally Breen]

But man, do what you want, right? Like, what's he gonna do, hit you?

[Ace Cosby]

Probably.

[Ally Breen]

Probably just awful, you know? Then you have more of a reason to call the cops and get out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And please don't send us the letter. Well, I think on that. Hey, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

I can't. Something to read over there. Reason to.

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Ally, my best friend's dating a guy who I know cheats, and I don't know how to tell her that without her thinking I'm trying to ruin their relationship.

[Chick McGee]

How does she know he cheats?

[Josh Arnold]

I guess there's a possibility he's changed his ways, but I doubt it. I feel like I should almost start a flirtation with them to get him to hit on me. So I have definitive proof. Otherwise she's just not going to believe me. Is this a good or a bad idea?

[Ace Cosby]

Stay out of it, you dummy.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you have enough going on in your own life to stick your nose in a nether business?

[Ace Cosby]

She doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

No, just. She's got to learn on her own.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Stop it.

[Josh Arnold]

Stop it.

[Ally Breen]

You want to know?

[Josh Arnold]

No. We all have to learn on our own.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, man. Sometimes they're really good and we're really trusting.

[Ace Cosby]

Not in this case. She doesn't even know.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, you don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Just shut up.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah. Please, ma' am, shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a letter, Josh?

[Ace Cosby]

I do. Yeah. Dear Alex, my girlfriend is so hot. And I am not. All my friends say she's with me because I'm rich.

[Josh Arnold]

She is.

[Ace Cosby]

I so enjoy being with her. So should I end it with my friends? I'm sick of them saying this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute. Was. What's his friend say?

[Ace Cosby]

She's only with him because he's rich.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Those aren't friends.

[Ace Cosby]

No, they're not. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

My new friends.

[Ace Cosby]

You can. I mean, you don't have to end it. You could always say, hey, look, I'm really Tired of this. It's not funny to me.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm really rich and I'm gonna buy new friends and I have a.

[Josh Arnold]

Hot girlfriend, so suck it.

[Ace Cosby]

So if you don't want them around. Yeah. Spend less time with you.

[Chick McGee]

Don't know about you suck it part.

[Ace Cosby]

But she's with you. She's with you, dude.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Ace Cosby]

And who's. Maybe you're not classically hot, but she. There's a chance she really finds you attractive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't. Don't. Yeah, Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Some, you know, Beauty and the Beast type way.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Your friends are just jealous that you have the hottie.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably.

[Ace Cosby]

Here's the. Does she kiss you? Does she make love to you?

[Chick McGee]

Does she do everything?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

If so, who cares if it's for the money?

[Chick McGee]

You get what you pay for, pal.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, did they give you a letter?

[Pat Godwin]

I do not have one.

[Ally Breen]

I have one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

We now ask. Jessica Alsman will now read the letter.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, my girlfriend is upset that I'm not nice enough to her best friend. I actually like her best friend too much, so I'm only being mean to not further my crush. Her friend is fun and flirty, so if I'm nice to her, it'll be a real distraction. She has a boyfriend, so I don't have a chance.

[Tom Griswold]

What do I do here? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So he is interested?

[Ace Cosby]

Very much very.

[Ally Breen]

So he's mean to her, so he doesn't have to be tempted?

[Ace Cosby]

If you want real advice, it's to break up with that girlfriend and do not hang out with these people anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Anymore? Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Because the one you like has a. This is all very. Everything's moot, sir. As Rick Springfield would say. The point is probably.

[Chick McGee]

She's loving him.

[Tom Griswold]

I know it.

[Josh Arnold]

Just know it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Nothing good will get out of everything.

[Josh Arnold]

I have another letter. Or do you have one? Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I got one. Okay. I've not read it yet.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

Let's read.

[Chick McGee]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Alec, my husband's dad kisses me on the lips.

[Chick McGee]

Tongue. Any tongue.

[Ace Cosby]

Can't you take a compliment?

[Tom Griswold]

He's Italian.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. But before you say it, I just want to know. I haven't seen him do this with his other son's wives.

[Chick McGee]

He's a passionate papa.

[Tom Griswold]

I tried to talk to my husband about it. He just joked that it's because I'm way hotter than his brother's wife.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. But he actually seems proud of it. And he won't tell his father to.

[Josh Arnold]

Stop this Is an interesting thing. Do you guys ever kiss your lady friends? Just friends. On the lips?

[Ace Cosby]

No, they never let me.

[Pat Godwin]

They go, get away from me.

[Chick McGee]

Certainly not.

[Josh Arnold]

I have.

[Chick McGee]

I don't kiss them on the cheek.

[Ace Cosby]

They'd be furious. Like, I'm friends with Alman. If I just one day walked up and kissed her on the lips, she.

[Ally Breen]

Would think me out of reaction. Like what?

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something.

[Josh Arnold]

I have male friends that do that.

[Chick McGee]

If you want to come up and kiss me on the mouth, you go right ahead.

[Ace Cosby]

I want. I wonder how you'll react.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, find out.

[Chick McGee]

I've given you permission, I believe.

[Ace Cosby]

Well.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Josh is getting up mustache to mustache.

[Ace Cosby]

Going for it.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't bad, was it?

[Chick McGee]

He's a hell of a kisser.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

My God. And scene.

[Tom Griswold]

Back to our letters. So this woman is once again her. Her husband's father kisses her on the lips.

[Chick McGee]

He grabbed me behind the neck.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't do this. His brother's wives, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She says, says I get not wanting to make his dad uncomfortable, but what am I supposed to do, Just let him feel me up, too?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, if you want to be generous.

[Tom Griswold]

That'S where it feels like it's heading. It's giving me the ick.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's the ick.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what to say about that.

[Ally Breen]

That is the culture thing, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, yeah, maybe, but.

[Josh Arnold]

But Europeans usually left, right cheek, you.

[Ace Cosby]

Know, and he's only doing it to the one.

[Ally Breen]

He's like, oh, yeah, bellissima.

[Ace Cosby]

Boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know what to say.

[Josh Arnold]

There are just some men out there that do that. I. And I don't think it's.

[Ace Cosby]

But Christy, is it weird that it's only her? Not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is kind of weird, because most of the men that I know that do it with all the ladies, so it's kind of in your circle.

[Pat Godwin]

Men are kissing your friends in the lips.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I know men that do. Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Ally, I cheated on my ex boyfriend.

[Chick McGee]

Atta girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I want him back.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, so she. She cheated. He became the ex boyfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

She wants him back.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We started kind of texting each other again a little bit, but I have a feeling he's pursuing someone else. He's mentioned a girl a few times, and now I'm becoming obsessed and kind of stalking him a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

No wonder he dumped you.

[Chick McGee]

I love love. I love this language. Well, I become upset. I'm stalking him a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

One Day I knew he was going to the gym. I literally waited at the gym all day so that I could run into him. And when I did, okay, it didn't go well. He was surprised to see me and not really in a good way. What's my best move here?

[Ace Cosby]

To stop. Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Leave him alone.

[Chick McGee]

Live with him. Don't make a mistake. Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

This is desperate and pathetic.

[Ace Cosby]

You'll be all right, right? You'll. You'll meet another nice guy you can cheat on?

[Chick McGee]

No, I. Yeah, absolutely. No joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I say beaver shot.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's one way.

[Ace Cosby]

Live or photo?

[Chick McGee]

Photo.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't be ridiculous. Can't do that at the gym.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's hilarious you consider yourself an adult.

[Pat Godwin]

Cereal in the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

Really, really funny. You're throwing cereal. You're talking about beavers. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't throw the cereal. I just dropped. Dropped it.

[Chick McGee]

Good Lord.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't throw it.

[Chick McGee]

What's the difference? It's on the floor.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I personally will clean it up.

[Ally Breen]

I imagine you holding that bowl and you have to go zip or something. So you just drop it without even thinking about it and then. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was holding the bowl with my left hand, the spoon with my right, and I dropped both of them.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

There's an old phrase. Who pissed in your corn flakes?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

The answer was. Oh, God, My. Almost me. I. I pissed on my own.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that all of our letters? Do we have any?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have another one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thank you very much. The show is Sexy time. You can reach Ali Breen. A L, L, I B, R E E N on your favorite social media platform. Send us your love troubles. We'll try to help.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we're good at it.

[Tom Griswold]

And Ally also was on social media. She's also on Only Fans, rather at A L, L, I B. Yep. And see what. What Ali Breed.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm reasonably sure that we're going to have the. The hot, hot video of Josh kissing me coming up.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay. I'd like to relive it.

[Chick McGee]

The Bob and Tom socials. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I only saw it from the back.

[Chick McGee]

Was it real?

[Ace Cosby]

It was real and it was emotional and it was everything I dreamed of.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you have a little tingle? You feel a tingle?

[Ace Cosby]

It twitched.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right, fine. Where was I?

[Chick McGee]

I have a raging.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know. Coming up. We have. We have still. We have. Coming up in the news.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm swimming in pre.

[Pat Godwin]

Coming up in the news.

[Chick McGee]

My. The front of my underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a pre.

[Ace Cosby]

Precept. Yeah, sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Damp. You ever get damp, Tom? If you don't get damp, you're not doing it right.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. All these years.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Now, this portion of the Brahmin Tom show is a. Or the Bob and Tom show, as we like to say, is brought to you by the Silac Insurance Company. As you know, you never made that.

[Chick McGee]

Sound like he did it on purpose.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'd really rather the. Excuse me.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll take over here. Once again, this portion of the Baba Time show brought to you by the Silac Insurance Company. Stock market. Up, down, up, down, down, down, down, down, up, up, down. That's called market volatility. You can counter that with something called an annuity. The annuity experts, the Silac Insurance Company. So when you retire, that paycheck is still coming your way. So you don't stress about having money when you retire now because you know that in the future you're gonna be okay. See all the details about annuities by getting in touch with the folks at Silac. Remember, you can't outlive your money. A Silac annuity can be very helpful. Of course, some restrictions apply. Learn more by going to silacins.com that's s I l a c I dash dot com. Here's another way to get that annuity info. You just go to your phone and you call £250 and then say the keywords lifetime income. That's pretty simple. You just go £250 and say out loud, lifetime income. Once again, an annuity from the Silac Insurance Company. Plan on it. Live on it. Also, you can go to bobandtom.com, we have a link there for you. Once again, silacins.com or just say the words lifetime income after dialing £250. Thank you very much. Coming up, we have a very unusual treatment, if you will, in the news. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Just got to get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you need at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Doing just fine.

[Chick McGee]

Good, good, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Just phase two of my cleanup of the bathroom. I'm not done yet.

[Josh Arnold]

How'd it go?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got to move that table because the milk from the cereal leaked back there.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, gotten all the seams.

[Chick McGee]

It's a real mess.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll clean it up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God.

[Ace Cosby]

The spoon is a nice touch.

[Tom Griswold]

That's after the first phase of cleanup.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Was that in the men's room?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What cursewood did you go with when you dropped it?

[Chick McGee]

How did it get that far over from the toilet?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

Disgusting.

[Tom Griswold]

I was standing. I mean, it wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Where. Or were you sitting?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I was standing. No.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like you were laying on the floor. Did you have your on laying on your belly with your feet up?

[Ace Cosby]

Like slumber party time, was it?

[Pat Godwin]

Dummy?

[Chick McGee]

Is that what you were doing? I bet you were.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we get back over that way? We have some interesting things happening in the world of news with Krista Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, doctors are testing a new treatment out there using so called poop pills to combat dangerous antibiotic resistant infections.

[Chick McGee]

Gee, where did you.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder where I got this story. See this story and I waited till now to do it. According to the BBC, the capsules contain freeze dried stool samples from healthy donors and are designed to restore a healthy balance of gut bacteria.

[Tom Griswold]

This is serious medicine. It's in pill form now. It didn't go over well when they.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I used to have to do it the other way.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it used to be gum.

[Josh Arnold]

The approach offers a novel method for targeting superbugs that no longer respond to traditional antibiot.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Preliminary data suggests these infections can be cleared from the bowel and replaced with beneficial microbes. Fecal transplants already approved for treating severe diarrhea caused by Clostoderium difficile or whatever the hell it is form the basis of this emerging therapy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. You gotta swallow yourself a turd pill.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

I tell you, it's free range.

[Chick McGee]

And the last time we did this story, the pills were on the way. I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they used to have to put it in there.

[Ace Cosby]

Right, right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Transplant. A poop transplant.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, syringe. Basically.

[Chick McGee]

You used to do the story about.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if it was a syringe or more of like a putty knife. Oh, man. Never you ever had to spackle, you know, you better put up drywall.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Jesus, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's. It's. This is real.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care if it's real. We don't know to talk about.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if this ever happens to you.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not going to talk about it. You think I'd come in here and say, oh, I had to take a poop pill yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

You take the. The Advil or the iu Proof. Iu. Poop. Poop and iu. I brew. I brew. Boop.

[Chick McGee]

To leave early. I got to get my crap prescription filled.

[Ace Cosby]

Wondering why she had a pill eating grin.

[Josh Arnold]

New national get paid for that, by.

[Tom Griswold]

The way, if you're a donor.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I don't know. Will there not be poop banks?

[Tom Griswold]

I would think. I mean, that's. That's how this works. They get. They get it from a healthy donor.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Paid for plasma.

[Ace Cosby]

I'd love to sell my crap.

[Chick McGee]

It's not doing anything.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say in a way you used to, from what I've heard about.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's mean. Are you talking about his stand up?

[Ally Breen]

His merch?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

About his merch. But I guess if you really want to. That. That would be mean if you were referring to his act.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's how it kind of came off.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have a song, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

I could do something. Little Carly Simon. All right, now there's a pill to help us with the problem. Gut. Easier delivery, doctors say. Before it was done via colonoscopy. Now it's a capsule taken orally. Fecal transplant. Fecal transplantation. Fecal transplantation.

[Chick McGee]

Transplantation.

[Pat Godwin]

It won't hurt a bit.

[Ace Cosby]

But the.

[Pat Godwin]

Pill tastes like shaving cream. Say it one more time. Fecal transplantation.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Shaving cream.

[Josh Arnold]

International survey reveals many Americans are less than honest with their dentists. Commissioned by Aspen Dentists Dental. The poll of 2,000 US adults found nearly 60% admitted to lying about their dental hygiene, yet nearly half believe their dentists can't tell. 25% say anxiety keeps them from booking appointments for dental care. And over half don't floss regularly. And nearly 70% brush for less than the recommended two minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, lying about flossing, I think, is just universal.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, of course it is.

[Ally Breen]

What's the study on dentists that are, like, mean to the patients? That are like, you're not doing this, and they start, like, kind of coming at you, and you're like, calm down. I know. I drink pop. I know I'm losing my enamel. You don't have to guilt me about it.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a Mountain Dew drinker, aren't you? Absolutely. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good.

[Josh Arnold]

Not good for your Teeth girl.

[Ally Breen]

And my dentist complains, but I'm like, you're making more money. So I don't understand what the problem is.

[Tom Griswold]

Because he's looking after what's best for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He wants you to have better enamel on your teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

Teeth.

[Ally Breen]

Well, it's gone now, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Ally Breen]

You just have to deal with it.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Do you lie about flossing?

[Ally Breen]

No. I will say sometimes you deserve an award.

[Tom Griswold]

Perhaps a plaque.

[Josh Arnold]

There's plenty of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know. Pla Q. Oh, plaque. Plaque is spelled the same way. In both is plaque. I want my.

[Tom Griswold]

And you didn't want to do that.

[Chick McGee]

No, I didn't. No.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this is the most interesting part of this, I think, is where you said, whatever percent of people don't go to the dentist because they're 25%. That's really stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

They have anxiety.

[Ace Cosby]

They end up not going. Or they just have anxiety about making the appointment.

[Tom Griswold]

They end up not going.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not going. I don't know.

[Ally Breen]

I stopped going because the guy was kind of weird about it. And then.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've got a much nicer dentist.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a great dentist, don't we, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

We'll send you over.

[Chick McGee]

We'll send you over to our guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, let me tell you, I think. Now, here's something Josh and I differ on.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

If I'm gonna go to the dentist, I will go brush my teeth.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no. I agree with Josh on this one.

[Tom Griswold]

And use the water. Other day, I had to go to the doctor. The day, went home, took a shower.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you took a shower and then.

[Tom Griswold]

Went to the doctor? Yeah, absolutely.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no. When I go to the dentist, right before I go, it's a nice meal of ribs and milk.

[Jess Hooker]

Nuts.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And don't forget the Oreo cookies.

[Ace Cosby]

Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

I want them to. Salad and onions.

[Ace Cosby]

They're doing the work.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You want them to go in there and dig around?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Spent some time, earn their money.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I would never do that to my friend Jen. I like her. She's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever wave off the hygienist so you can finish the story you're trying to tell or to respond to what she's saying?

[Ace Cosby]

No, but I have.

[Chick McGee]

I never have.

[Ace Cosby]

And I have no doubt that that's what you.

[Chick McGee]

I understand that I. Hang on a second. I was.

[Ace Cosby]

You would wave off a priest mid sermon, Herman, if you had something.

[Pat Godwin]

Sir, I had five more patients this afternoon.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna find this fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

Enjoy talking to my dentist.

[Chick McGee]

Bet he doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Fine man.

[Josh Arnold]

He just got back from Ireland. And if you talked about that.

[Tom Griswold]

I did talk to him about that.

[Chick McGee]

Get a word in edge.

[Tom Griswold]

Wise chick.

[Ace Cosby]

Pat and I have the same dentist.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we do.

[Pat Godwin]

He's fantastic.

[Ace Cosby]

Good man. Good man.

[Tom Griswold]

You're Dennis. I know. I know him as well. He's a great. He's real wonderful human being. Being very, very passionate about his work.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Pat Godwin]

The best.

[Chick McGee]

So grateful that he doesn't have you as a patient.

[Tom Griswold]

But now, your philosophy with respect to toothpicks, Josh.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I'm pro toothpick. I have a thing in my house.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but will you leave them in your mouth as you exit a restaurant.

[Ace Cosby]

And I have become.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you're that guy.

[Ace Cosby]

I do. Yeah. Yeah. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

You ever go into the men's room, then flick them off? Flick the flotsam. Gets them between your teeth?

[Ace Cosby]

Because I believe wholeheartedly in the bathroom graffiti that says, please do not throw toothpicks in the urinals. The crabs have learned to pull them.

[Chick McGee]

Who wrote that?

[Ace Cosby]

A genius.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A Faulkner.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Might have been Hagel or Updike. Greetings.

[Chick McGee]

Hagel the bagel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Greetings from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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