The BOB & TOM Show - June 11, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – June 11, 2026

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Hosts: Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Jeff Oskay, Jess Hooker, Ace Cosby, and guest Al Jackson

Date: June 11, 2026

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Overview

This episode delivers the show’s signature blend of comedy, pop culture, nostalgic TV musings, and irreverent talk, while also riffing on sporting news, listener stories, and some genuine “did you know?” insights. From a running gag on Johnny Quest and obscure cartoon references to contemporary topics like World Cup baby booms, THC cocktails, and digital photo frames for Father’s Day, this episode offers both light analysis and classic BOB & TOM banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Haji’s Road Buddy & Johnny Quest Nostalgia

[00:15–08:38]

• The show opens with a spoof ad for “Haji’s Road Buddy,” a 47-cassette series created by Bob for a fictional road trip companion, poking fun at interactive tapes and classic cartoon characters.
  • "Just imagine 47 straight hours in a cramped car with everybody’s favorite road buddy, Haji." – Bob Kevoian [01:33]
  • Lots of improv gags: fake product details, “Insert name here,” jokes about truck drivers and CB radio.
• Classic character Haji (from Johnny Quest) sparks a nostalgia-filled and playfully contentious panel debate:
  • Was Haji from Clutch Cargo or Johnny Quest? Consensus: Johnny Quest’s best friend.
  • Tom: “There was kind of a subtle homoerotic thing going on.” [04:30]
  • The group riffs on other characters (Race Bannon, Dr. Benton Quest, Johnny’s dad) and Marvels at the animation, dated even by 1980s standards.
  • Personal stories about seeing people in turbans, which (eventually) pivots to a joke about NPR announcer names.
• Johnny Quest theme song quiz for Josh.
  • “Say what you will about the animation. Johnny Quest, this is a great theme song.” – Tom [16:51]

2. TV Rants: Cable, Televisions, and Opening Packages

[08:33–11:17]

• Tom laments the ordeal of modern TV: complicated cable menus, “Are you still watching?” pop-ups, and QR codes.
  • Christy Lee: “You’re still on cable. That’s the problem.” [09:16]
• He details his arsenal of tools for opening today’s impenetrable product packaging, complete with a litany of box cutters.

3. Sports: NBA Playoff Comebacks & World Cup Sideshows

[11:19–15:34 | 41:10–51:01]

• Recap of a “record-breaking comeback” NBA game where the Knicks rallied from 29 points down.
  • “A record-breaking comeback. 29 points back. Amazing.” – Christy Lee and Tom [11:27–11:30]
• Christy teases “interesting beer stories involving the World Cup.” One is unintentionally sexual, the other about superfan devotion (beer from every competing country).
  • Josh: “There’s a request for the return of your famous beer-drinking alter ego… Sir Dude the Party Knight.” [12:49]
• Listener letters pour in regarding NBA game controversy and personal sporting memories.

4. Generational Gags: Listener Letters & Commando Explained

[20:19–28:26]

• Panel reads fan letters riffing on tall women, big feet, commando vs. “ballistic,” and “drink plates” (Tom’s term for a cup).
  • “Going ballistic sounds a little more aggressive… but it’s got ‘ball’ in it though.” – Josh [24:22]
• Josh offers a concise history of “going commando.”
  • “It’s believed to have originated from military personnel who, in hot and humid conditions, would forego underwear.” – Josh [26:19]

5. Bathroom Science, Urinal Stories & Sleep Habits

[26:50–29:44]

• Tom relays emails about men sitting to pee for nighttime accuracy and urinal installations at home.
• Christy shares a “Tomism” about “air gas prices” (misnaming jet fuel).

6. TV Theme Songs, Music Tributes & Chicago Fandom

[16:11–20:29]

• The Johnny Quest theme reappears, sparking a discussion of TV theme song nostalgia and live covers by bands like Phish or Chicago.
• Jeff Oskay on seeing Chicago and the Doobie Brothers live: “Every song was a hit… and then they’d start, I’d be like ‘oh my god, I love this.’” [19:42]

7. Pop Culture, Pedestrians, and Garaging

[35:03–47:10, 94:20–110:00]

• Tom and the cast muse about odd beverage combinations (coffee-flavored toothpaste), practical vehicle logistics, and old school pedestrian etiquette.
• Josh shares his “garaging” story: as a teen, his crew would swipe beers from open garage fridges—culminating in being caught due to matching the description of missing coolers.
  • “For you, Nick, as three kids… She knew who she was married to.” – Josh, on his buddy Nick, now “kilt guy” [110:00–111:16]

8. Trending News: Naked Bike Rides, THC Cocktails, Coors Gimmicks

[83:24–88:33, 151:04–157:00]

• Announcement: the World Naked Bike Ride returns to Milwaukee and Madison. Panel riffs on recumbent bikes, unicyclists, and potential mishaps with scrotum and bike chains.
• Logan’s Roadhouse in Texas debuts THC-infused cocktails; Jess and Christy offer firsthand feedback.
  • “A THC drink hits faster than a gummy… No way I’d drive after one.” – Jess & Christy
• Coors Light’s World Cup tie-in: “Taller Boy” beer can sleeve holds three cans. Panel is both amused and disappointed that it’s not an 18-inch single can.
  • “If you order today, it comes with a restraining order from your ex-girlfriend.” – Jeff [151:13]

9. Listener Engagement & Regular Features

Throughout

• Letters about unusual “Tomisms,” toothbrush routines, and “drink plates.”
• Multiple ad reads—Shopify, Aura digital photo frames (Father’s Day gift), Mint Mobile, American Financing, Brickhouse Nutrition’s Lean supplement—always followed by playful in-studio banter.

10. Al Jackson Joins: Gloves, Bat Phones, & "Chapel-Ganger"

[126:40–141:51]

• Al Jackson recalls his childhood Isotoner “Michael Jackson glove” embarrassment.
• Teaches Tom about the "bat phone" (spare/secret phone, usually for cheating).
• “Chapel-ganger”: like a doppelganger, but specifically an unflattering double.
• Extended discussion: some kids grow out of ugly duckling phase—others grow into it.

11. Music & Cultural Releases

[161:15–163:47]

• Hendrix gets a NYC street named after him at Electric Lady Studios.
• Prince estate releasing a 10-track album of unreleased music (1977–2016). The panel debates releasing art that artists did not release in life: “If he didn’t release it, did he not want it out there?”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “There was kind of a subtle homoerotic thing going on.” – Tom, about Johnny Quest [04:30]
• “Say what you will about the animation—Johnny Quest, this is a great theme song.” – Tom [16:51]
• “Going ballistic sounds a little more aggressive… but it’s got ‘ball’ in it though.” – Josh [24:22]
• “You had to have the fastest guys garage-running, not the chubby clumsy guy.” – Josh, on his beer burglary youth [99:01]
• “I just walked in because it’s my aunt. I always just walk in. And she goes, ‘We’ll be out on the back deck.’ I go, ‘Okay.’… I’m in someone else’s house.” – Christy Lee, recounting a THC beverage mishap [156:11]
• “If you order today, it comes with a restraining order from your ex-girlfriend.” – Jeff Oskay, on Coors Light's "Taller Boy" [151:13]
• “Chapel-ganger: someone who looks just like you—but uglier.” – Al Jackson [137:03]
• “If you’re borrowing my bike, you’re taking a shower cap to cover that seat.” – Tom, on naked bike rides [85:08]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Time | Segment/Topic | |-------------|-----------------------------------------------------------| | 00:15–08:38 | Haji’s Road Buddy, Johnny Quest nostalgia/animation talk | | 08:33–11:17 | Cable TV rants, unopenable packaging | | 11:17–13:09 | NBA comeback, World Cup beer stunts | | 13:40–20:29 | Theme song quiz, music nostalgia, Chicago/Phish | | 20:19–28:26 | Listener letters—commando/ballistic, “drink plates” | | 26:50–29:44 | Bathroom routines, urinal story, sleep numbers | | 35:03–46:00 | Odd morning habits, toothpaste technique, coffee temp | | 41:10–51:01 | NBA/Fenway/MSG rats, rats in movies, horror rat films | | 83:24–88:33 | Naked bike rides, recumbent bike dangers | | 94:20–110:00| Garaging/beer stealing stories; robbery vs. burglary | | 126:40–141:51| Al Jackson: bat phone/chappel-ganger, childhood gaffes | | 151:04–157:00| Coors Light “Taller Boy,” THC drinks, Christy’s mishap | | 161:13–163:47| Hendrix street, Prince’s posthumous album |

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Tone & Flow

• The show is loose, fast-moving, and sometimes digressive—often, topics veer far afield, but the cast’s camaraderie and quick wit keeps things engaging for listeners.
• Language is irreverent, often peppered with innuendo, dad jokes, and light self-deprecation, true to The BOB & TOM legacy.
• Listener engagement—letters, jokes, and “Tomisms”—enhances the interactive, community feel.

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Final Thoughts

This episode captures classic BOB & TOM: a lively blend of nostalgia, full-cast comedy, and riffing on everyday absurdities. If you love comedy, off-kilter observations, and radio friends who zigzag from urinals to world records to the fate of garage beer, this episode delivers laughs and strangely useful trivia in equal measure.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many times have you been facing a long, boring drive and thought to yourself, gee, I wish I had an interesting travel companion, Someone like Haji.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know how many times I've

[Tom Griswold]

thought that to myself.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, your troubles are over thanks to this fabulous offer. Now you can take Haji with you everywhere you go, thanks to my brand new 47 cassette series I call Haji's Road Buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Haji's Road Buddy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This interactive cassette program puts you in the driver's seat right next to your road buddy, Haji. Let's listen. Thanks for the lift. Hey, my name's Haji. What's your name? Insert name here. That's a great name. I used to know a kid back at school by that name. You're on him, are you? Is that Irish or what? So anyway, where you from anyhow? Insert city of origin. Oh, that's beautiful this time of year. I spent a whole summer there one time. They still have that Chinese laundry. Anyway, like, what do you do for a living anyway? Insert occupation. That's great. My dad used to do that. Yeah, I'm surprised you still have all your fingers. Think about this road, huh? Pretty neat, huh? Well, anyway. Yes. Just imagine 47 straight hours in a crapped car with everybody's favorite road buddy, Haji. Hey, that was fun, wasn't it? I knew you'd say that. Hey, here's another cool one. Look at this one. Go Tell and roadie. Come on, sing along.

[Christy Lee]

Go Tell.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's Haji's Road Buddy. Available on 47 cassettes, 32 eight track tapes for you truck drivers or nine CDs. Oh, man, I don't know about you, but my back teeth are floating. I think I'm gonna burst all over

[Josh Arnold]

the place if you don't pull over.

[Bob Kevoian]

I look like a camel or something. Come on, give me a break, all right? You passed three rest areas already. By the way, if we pass by an oil refiner or something, skunk or something, it must bend. Those be beef jerky. Got the cheese over there. So I can't stand it. I roll down a window. I said I don't care if it's winter time. I don't care. Roll the.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't breathe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just send $149.95 to Haji's Road Buddy, care of the Haji. Tax free enterprise. Please include another $149.95 for shipping, handling and legal fees. That's Hadji's Road Buddy. Do it now.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Haji. Thank you, Haji.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, little nostalgia for that ass Ah, Haji. Is he a real person?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Was Haji actually a person in history?

[Tom Griswold]

He was on Clutch Cargo, right?

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Johnny Quest.

[Christy Lee]

Johnny Quest. He was his best friend.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha. This is the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Jonny Quest.

[Christy Lee]

I love Johnny Quest.

[Josh Arnold]

I never watched it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you would have liked it, probably,

[Josh Arnold]

but I. I don't think it was around.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm sure it wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was one of those that when you turned it on on Sunday morning, you're like, eh, I'll find something else.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you talking about? Oh, I hate it. Maybe it wasn't for our generation, Jeff.

[Christy Lee]

Race Bannon. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

You see Saturday mornings on metoons TV still. Yes. Wow. That's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Christy Lee]

I was a big fan of Johnny Quest.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He was the son of Dr. Benton Quest.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And Race Bannon was on there.

[Tom Griswold]

There was kind of a subtle homoerotic thing going on.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you talking about racials with ladies, man?

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Christy Lee]

That's what you got out of that?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm kidding. For God's sake. That's how the show works. Okay, here we go. Haji was 1964.

[Josh Arnold]

No wonder.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Johnny Quest, best friend. But it was. It was. The animation was a little primitive.

[Jeff Oskay]

A little?

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine it was.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, in the 80s. It seemed very primitive.

[Christy Lee]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I. I'm okay with primitive reboot. Oh, maybe I'm okay with primitive animation. I hate anime, but primitive animation, I like.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Tim Matheson was Johnny Quest. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that was the. That was

[Josh Arnold]

1967. 1960. I'm sorry, 1964 to 1965. There were only 26 episodes of this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've seen them all.

[Christy Lee]

I have to, about a hundred times.

[Josh Arnold]

So it was just one of those things that got replayed a lot. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. And Haji had mystical powers, including levitation and snake charming. So, yeah, this is. We were hearing from the adult Haji because he's kind of a kid in the right. And he wears a turban. I just saw a guy yesterday in a turban.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was he driving a truck?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he was just walking down the street.

[Christy Lee]

Uber driver.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. And it was unusual. And I don't know. I'm not being turned to be. I'm not saying anything disparaging. It was a extraordinarily bright, almost neon turbine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I mean, is That a. I don't know if it's a celebratory turban. I don't know, but it wasn't. It really stood out. It was almost like if you were going down a road, that's what the guys fixing the streets would be wearing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm serious.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, well, in every picture and everything I'm looking at, it's white.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, he's talking about the guy he saw yesterday. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I saw a guy yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta get off this Johnny question.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was having dinner, I'm not kidding. And this guy walked by and I thought, that is a Day Glo. Turban.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Orange. Pink. What color?

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of orangey. Like I said, roadhouse. Haphazard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Maybe he works on a road crew.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know the guy by our house? At the gas station by our house? He'll wear colorful turbines.

[Christy Lee]

I've never been in there. I guess I should.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Great guy. I don't think he calls himself Barry.

[Christy Lee]

Barry.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're like, okay,

[Josh Arnold]

works at a call center.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they issue you the alias? How does that work? It's kind of like radio in the early days where everybody had generic names.

[Christy Lee]

What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but, I mean, it was always, like, Ted Lewis. It was usually two first names. Now we're recognizing various ethnicities. In fact, you can't get hired at NPR unless you have a really weird name, preferably hyphenated.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, when I'm done here, I'm changing my back to. I was gonna ask you just so they'll consider me.

[Tom Griswold]

That's your original name. Yeah. Yeah. My favorite NPR announcer is. What is it? Mohammed Goldstein O'Reilly. Very. Yeah, that's.

[Jeff Oskay]

I must have missed that program.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great. You can't. But, yeah, Haji. We heard Haji's Road Buddy by request. Tomorrow, if you want, we can play Haji's Pan Flute Method.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you familiar with the pan flute, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know the pan flute. Remember Zam Fear?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We're covering all the bases. Zamfir Haji, Johnny Quest. What channel is it on? Now is Me Toons.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a sister station to Me Me tv.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, me too.

[Christy Lee]

Me Toons. So it's all cartoons.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of Han Barber stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Space Coast.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, where do you find these stations, man? Ace finds the craziest station.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you don't have cable. Isn't that why.

[Josh Arnold]

Satellite.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, a satellite. Okay. Telstar. It's an old satellite. One of the one of the early ones. Echo.

[Josh Arnold]

It turns on when I push on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's nice and handy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'll tell you what. I, I, my television is, it's just an ordeal. Every time I turn it on, it's at least two minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's completely unacceptable.

[Christy Lee]

I cannot believe that.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, we can, right?

[Christy Lee]

But it doesn't make any sense.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you turn it on and then you have to go to, you have to go to a menu, then you've got to go to live tv, then you got to go back to the menu, then half the time it'll only scroll five states.

[Josh Arnold]

Someone can set that up to where it doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I had them come over. They can't.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't, I don't think that's a good person. I don't think it's the right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Constantly turns itself off if you leave the room. Are you still watching?

[Christy Lee]

You need to call somebody else cable company.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's sell.

[Christy Lee]

You're still on cable. That's the problem.

[Josh Arnold]

I am and I don't have any of those issues.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, maybe you have a superior cable company. I don't know. It's something about the TV system. It's far too complicated. I'll have you come. I'm not kidding. It's usually a two minute ordeal.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that sucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially if I'm running into the house. I know there's a game on and I've got to catch the last two minutes. Then I guarantee, you know, then I guarantee you when I turn on it, when I finally gets at the channel, the thing will pop up for the QR code. That always pisses me off.

[Josh Arnold]

You've got a mess over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, Ace, in your primitive way. At least your TV just, just turns on. Thank you. Thank you very much. Now that could get me on the topic of you can't open anything anymore without a series of tools. Anything you buy that arrives.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you stop talking to us in second person. These things only happen to you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll show you Right here to my left on my little desk here. Yes, I have to open things. I have. First of all, I've got a nice razor knife with the safety retractable feature that I've got a box cutter. I've got a special. That's a box cutter for some. Then I've got a special pair of pliers that I have here. And then of course I've got my heavy duty shears that'll cut through any plastic. But I've got to get a heavy glove because sometimes when you cut this thing and you shove your hand into that plastic, you can slice it open. So. Yeah, but I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready for anything. I have all kinds of packages coming. It's very exciting. All right.

[Christy Lee]

I think they're all in Jess's office if you're looking for them.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've got some stuff here.

[Christy Lee]

Her poor office.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. She has to check all your packages for white powder first. She listens to here if they're ticking.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then

[Tom Griswold]

here's one from some guy. Uniba. I can't read. I can't read the last name. Well, we'll try to remember to open. To open with Haji's Zam Fear tribute, the pan flute method. Coming up tomorrow. Coming up in sports. Oh, my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

What a game last night, huh?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What another unbelievable game in the NBA.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A almost miss. It's in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Record breaking comeback.

[Christy Lee]

29 points back.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Who did.

[Christy Lee]

We'll let you think.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry. I mean, to give it away.

[Christy Lee]

No. The Knicks by 29.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, it wasn't hockey.

[Josh Arnold]

Were they still.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't score 29 goals in a season.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why you would even say anything negative about. I didn't even bring hockey up because he said.

[Christy Lee]

I almost said a bad word.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have more sort of sideshow World cup stuff. And a couple of these are really cool. There's a really. There's two interesting beer stories involving the World Cup. One of them, I think unintentionally hilarious and sexual, and the other just another fanatic. And I think one will affect your life. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Beer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, so what is it? What is your go to beer?

[Josh Arnold]

I like Bush. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Bush light. Okay, then I retract that statement. It will not affect your life. It's a Coors Light.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Is that. Is there a distinct difference when you're in your.

[Josh Arnold]

I can tell. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. I can tell the difference in the flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But I don't mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Course. Okay. And. And there is a request for the return of your famous beer drinking alter ego, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's gonna take. That doesn't just happen. There's.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a whole process.

[Christy Lee]

Sir dude, the party night.

[Tom Griswold]

Sir dude, the party night. I just love that story. I'm not sure if I love that one more. Or the one where Josh and his buddies go garaging and stealing beer from garage refrigerators. You could get so easily shot doing that now.

[Josh Arnold]

And it was A thrill.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll bet there's a guy lying in a slab right now. That's all on the way. Looking forward to that. Certainly. And we have some great letters and we certainly appreciate those. You can send us one right now if you want. Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com we'd love to hear from you. Now today they call it the uncertain economy. Things are very odd out there. Inflation hitting a new high, I guess yesterday. So this may be an issue with everybody, but money, of course is almost always an issue with everybody. And American Financing has something that might be able to help you out. It depends if you own your own house. If you own your home and you've owned it for several years, it's probably worth more than it was a few years ago. In fact, I just saw the stats. The average house in America's up between 30, 40 and 50%. If you've had it for five years, 10 years, it's more or less doubled. So what does that mean? Well, it means you can sell your house and cash in or you can refinance your house and take advantage of that equity without having to actually get rid of your property. The details can all be ironed out with American Financing. This is what they do. They help people do a refi and they have salary based mortgage consultants, so there's no pressure. Takes about 10 minutes usually to figure out if this might work for you. Obviously it always depends on your, on your situation. No upfront fees, no pressure. Just check in with american financing.net and please tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you by doing a slash. Bob and Tom. You can call them up, find out if this works for you. No pressure. 866-889-2611 it's easy to remember this American Financing if you've got some high interest credit cards you'd like to pay off or put in a new kitchen, whatever it might be. They reported to me that their customers are saving an average of 800 bucks a month. Also, they have a thing going on right now that for some folks can actually put off two months of mortgage payments. So see if it works for you by visiting american financing.net nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the 5 started 6.327% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611 for details about CRED, visit americanfinancing.net bobandtom average savings based on borrowers who save over $200. What would you do if your online store converted 36% more shoppers?

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you very much for being here. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskay's across the way. Hey, man, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, Josh. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Josh. It's audio quiz time.

[Josh Arnold]

Ooh. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm predicting this will be a relatively easy one for some. That's why I'm going to limit it to just Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God. That's quite limited.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think that's only fair.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Here we go. Ace, put your hand up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's a mess, isn't it? Comes together now. Yeah. Using only context clues, I'm gonna say this is the theme to Johnny Quest.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. And say what you will about the animation. Johnny Quest. This is a great theme song. And there you can see them. They're running through the jungle with elephants. They're on cool speedboats. They're scuba dive. It's unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

I may have to check out an episode of this.

[Tom Griswold]

Those were the days of great theme music.

[Jeff Oskay]

What morning was cartoon morning? Was it Saturday morning at your house?

[Josh Arnold]

For sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, Johnny Quest was Sunday morning cartoon, so.

[Josh Arnold]

I know exactly what you mean.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know what I mean. Like the ones that weren't good enough

[Christy Lee]

to make it on Saturday back in the day, they. It was.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm talking for me and Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

For me. Then it would be black and white with Rex Humbard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

Some religious guy. Then you'd have to go outside in the rain.

[Josh Arnold]

Which one was Davey Dave?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They had those Christian puppet things on Sunday morning.

[Josh Arnold]

That makes sense that that was on Sundays.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, Johnny Quest. It was good. It was an adventure show, all right. And I think it introduced a certain two buddies that were of different ethnicities and showing that people can live together. For example, much like, say, the movie South Pacific where, oh, man, you've got to be taught to hate and fear I'll. I could go into my hole But I love Johnny Quest and I just. I wonder, how about the band Fish? How they will. They'll sometimes during performance, they'll do an entire album.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

For example, one time they did one of my favorite records. They did the entire Little Feed album. Yeah, the Live Feed album. And by the way, Little Feeds touring again for the last time. Be sure to go see him.

[Jeff Oskay]

But now they're called Swollen Feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey, hey. I wonder if. I wonder if Fish has ever done a show where they did, like, the great TV themes. Wouldn't that be cool?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, we have a Tricianado in the back building.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it be cool if they got up there and did the. The Johnny Quest. The Johnny Quest theme with Trey Anastasio up there.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they have horns, Fish?

[Tom Griswold]

They don't need them.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't need them for this?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Those guys are awesome. They could do anything.

[Josh Arnold]

This is 95 horns.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe Chicago could cover this a little better.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's just awesome. Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know that I heard a non horn in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Trey could mimic the horn. A little keyboard flare here and there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is a fun theme.

[Tom Griswold]

I went down the. The band Chicago. I went down that rabbit hole over the weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Watching the Early Days with Terry Kath. Unbelievable. The horn section live. Those guys were incredible. They still are. I mean, to see that when Terry Cath was around, man, they were great.

[Jeff Oskay]

One of the best concerts I've been to. And I didn't go to see them. Like, I went to see the Doobie Brothers and they were with the Doobie Brothers. And every song was a hit. Yeah, but it was hilarious. They'd be like, oh, this is off Chicago 9. I don't know what the hell that is. And then they'd start. I'd be like, oh, my God, I love this.

[Tom Griswold]

And they've got a couple that have weird titles. The one, Make Me Smile, that's got some bizarre. It's not called Make Me Smile. It's got some bizarre title. Like, you know, walking through Central park with, you know, Catherine Bazooka or something. I forget what.

[Christy Lee]

Catherine Bazooka.

[Tom Griswold]

Unbelievable. You should have seen that. Now it's time for us to go through some letters. And Johnny Quest fans, you're welcome.

[Josh Arnold]

Listener letters brought to you by Sleep Number. Cool down and save on Sleep Number's temperature solutions. Boy, that sounds nice. For a limited time, save up to $1,000 on the climate Collection mattresses. Check it out at a sleep number store or sleepnumber.com.

[Tom Griswold]

the problem with my sleep number bed is I love it so much I sometimes don't want to get up and come in here.

[Christy Lee]

Like today.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it doesn't make it easy. Yeah, I don't know what it was about this.

[Tom Griswold]

I almost never sleep to my alarm. This morning I was in a deep, deep sleep. Number sleep. Oh, it was awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

I was woken up by a huge. This was outside. This is what I heard. Snap, crack, crack, crack, crack, thump. Well, I just lost a limb.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's loud. So it was dark when I left my house. I'm excited to go home and see what limb fell.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the time there was an earthquake here, which is fairly rare. And I remember waking up and I heard this huge thump and it was one of my sons falling out of his bed. And then. And everything, all the electronics in this building went nuts. Yeah, we got here, everything was flashing and we got. We eventually got back in the air. Now this first letter involves my encounter over the weekend. As usual, I was grabbing some. Grabbing some coffee and it was a Sunday, this was Sunday morning and I noticed a very attractive woman taller than me. And I'm six feet tall. And I, I was just. I wasn't ogling or whatever, but checking around, I just looked and I just noticed that she had really large feet, which I didn't think much about it, but I Wore it size 12 men's. And her feet were bigger than mine, but she was again very, very attractive. Don't get me wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Were they well taken care of, her feet?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she had those shoes on where you can see her nails.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like sandals.

[Josh Arnold]

Open toed shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I guess they could call them sandals.

[Josh Arnold]

Technically

[Tom Griswold]

sandals to me are the things that, you know, the bottoms are made of tires like these. Anybody have. Are those tires? No, no. I actually had sandals when I went to campei. I went to. The bottoms were recycled tires.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I remember those.

[Tom Griswold]

Very cool. Do they still make those?

[Christy Lee]

Probably, but sandals are sandals.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, in any event, she had nice feet.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

But I just happened to mention that they were very large. Yeah, they were disproportionately large. No, they weren't like clown feet, but they were big.

[Christy Lee]

She was tall. She had to have them or she'd fall down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, very tall.

[Christy Lee]

Face forward.

[Tom Griswold]

I just happened to mention it. We'd get all this mail. This is from Cody. My wife is 6:2. The first time I introduced my wife to my grandpa, he referred to her as the ovarian barbarian, he goes. I've never laughed so hard in my life or been in so much trouble.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the first time old grandpa whipped that out.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a tall gala. She's the ovarian barbarian. That is Cody. Thank you very much for being alive and listening to our show and being kind enough to share that with us. May your grandpa live forever in your mind. Christy, you got a letter over there.

[Christy Lee]

I don't mind.

[Tom Griswold]

I have more over here.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have one for you.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you got?

[Jeff Oskay]

This is hello from Alden on Torch Lake.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Torch Lake, I think was voted the most beautiful lake in America. It's right near central Lake Michigan. And that's where you'll find Camp Aihuinta.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yesterday we were talking about going commando. So speaking of going commando, and this may be a tom ism, my sister in law could not recall the term going commando years ago, so she called it going ballistic. We still call it going ballistic. He's listening to over 20 years. Thanks, Butch.

[Tom Griswold]

Going ballistic sounds a little more aggressive.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got ball in it though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, so it does.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a pun there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Going ballistic.

[Tom Griswold]

And what is the origin of going command? I mean, going commando means wearing no underwear. Is it just because you're tougher, like you're a commando or.

[Josh Arnold]

I always assumed it was. You can't change your underwear out in the field or you know, when you're a commando, you just got to go. Yeah, you just got to go. All right, I'm saying's underwear right now I gotta fight.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well we'll, we'll have to look into that certainly.

[Christy Lee]

But I do have a thomism. Hello. I've been meaning to email this for a while. My daughter was asking me why airline ticket prices are so high. I couldn't think of the words. So I told her, you know, it's because of the air gas prices.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good.

[Christy Lee]

That's from Andrea. Thank you, Andrea.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be your jet fuel. Certainly makes sense and is actually true for those trying to plan their summer vacations. You may have run into that. Let's see, this is a letter we're going to get to tomorrow that once again involves not going commando but wearing no pants at all.

[Christy Lee]

Which is Donald Duck in it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And yet wasn't was yesterday or the day before it was Donald Duck's birthday.

[Christy Lee]

It was one day this week.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember quite a few of those characters. Don't wear Porky Pig doesn't wear pants also. Is that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't Think he does.

[Tom Griswold]

And nor. Nor does. Nor does Donald Duck. Well, I guess this is another Tom Isms. This comes to us from Ryan. I'm currently sitting in my semi in Alabama. Last week, my wife and I were standing around the kitchen talking. I was looking for a cup to grab something to drink, and she said, you're gonna have a hard time finding a drink plate. They're all in the dishwasher. I looked at her for a minute. What's a drink plate? She said, oh, oh, you know, I couldn't think of the word cup. Yeah, what is it? Saucer. Right. I don't know. I give up.

[Josh Arnold]

The term going commando refers to wearing no underwear, as we know. It's believed to have originated from military personnel who, in hot and humid conditions, would forego underwear to prevent discomfort and skin issues like crotch rot. It gained popularity in the 70s as slang on American college campuses and was popularized by the TV show Friends in the 90s. Oh, I remember Joey saying, maybe if I wasn't going commando.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to know. Thank you, Josh. This comes to us from Alabama again. That's two in a row. This is Eric in Alabama. I'm a man in my mid-60s. I get up at least four times a night to pee. My wife has requested that I sit in the middle of the night. And I'm quoting here, so I don't hose the bathroom. I've actually found it liberating and happy wife, happy life.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep up the good work. Yeah. We were talking about the propulsion aspects, if you will, of the urine stream, and we found out, apparently, scientifically, ladies have a greater impact when it hits the water.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we have more propulsion. We have a shorter distance from where it has to go to where it comes out than you guys have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I think the analogy would be, if you're watering your lawn, you ladies have a shorter hose.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of us have to really just.

[Josh Arnold]

The spigot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's a little hose in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

But there's a little pipe in the spigot.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we have the hose going all the way to the street.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's going to slow things, slow things down. Even the. Even the most primitive knowledge of physics would tell you that. But there is. There is the aspect of when one sits to pee, which sometimes I'll do that at night. And I happen to have a urinal in my. In my master or whatever you call it, Primary. My bathroom where I sleep, kind of as a joke. When we built the House. We put a urinal in there.

[Christy Lee]

Kind as a joke. No. You wanted it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but remember the house I used to live in? It was built by a plumber, and he had five boys, and his wife had him put a urinal in the

[Christy Lee]

garage, which is great because the kids were outside all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

And my son lives in that house to this day. But it's sort of as a kind of a running gag. I put a urinal in. But at night, I will often sit and occasionally sort of go back into that dream state, just sort of half asleep and pee that way.

[Christy Lee]

I know how you sit on a urinal, but.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't sit on the urinal. I sit on the toilet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm saying. But I have a urinal right there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I could. Sometimes I do. But you got a balance.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we know. You have an extremely wonderful sense of balance.

[Tom Griswold]

I can. But you've got to grab. You've used my urinal issue to what? It's like. Ace even bought me some urinal cakes. Not every home needs them, but thank you. Thank you very, very much. Now, coming up, we have a lot of interesting sporting news. Huge. The, I guess the greatest comeback in the history of the NBA playoffs.

[Christy Lee]

Unbelievable.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And it ends on a dip in, essentially a missed shot that's tipped in with, like, what, one and a half seconds ago or something?

[Christy Lee]

1.7.

[Tom Griswold]

So the Knicks are winning, so we'll find out.

[Christy Lee]

One game away from the championship.

[Tom Griswold]

Time now for Wemby to make the greatest comeback in the history of the NBA playoffs. We also have a lot of cool news, not necessarily about the athletic aspect of the World cup, but about some of the sort of sideshow things that are happening as the action actually starts today. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna watch some games?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course not. Oh, also, what I read somewhere, and I don't have it here. I guess the vuvuzelas have been banned, Right?

[Christy Lee]

We talked about. I think they were banned after that World cup where we all talked about them.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of the only cool thing

[Christy Lee]

about them, about the World cup or the vuvuzela.

[Tom Griswold]

They're more interesting than the games, alas. Okay. Anyway, we'll get to all that coming up. Thanks very much. We'd love to hear from you, Bob And Tom, @bobandtom.com whatever on your mind. Corrections, additions, love letters, hate letters. We love it. All right, now, I want to say hello to the physicians out there at Brick House Nutrition. Everybody's talking about weight loss, injections, that's not what they're working on. Brickhouse Nutrition is working on projects that involve losing more than, say, ten pounds. This is not for the casual weight loss person. And it's not an injection like an EpiPen thing. What it is, it's a supplement. It's called Lean L E A N. And the idea is lean is designed to lower your blood sugar and also it's designed to convert fat into energy and curb your appetite so you eat less and using Lean as part of a proper diet and exercise program to drop 10 pounds or more. So get the details, see if this fits your lifestyle, et cetera. And you can start by getting 20% off and free rush shipping if you use my name, Tom when you go to takelean.com once again it's L E A N takelean.com enter the code tom for your discount and weight loss results, of course, will vary. These products and statements have not been evaluated by the fda. This is part of a program designed, once again, as part of a diet and exercise. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. Visit takelean.com to get all the information you need. And don't forget that 20% off if you use the code word tom take lean l e a n takelean.com coming up, we'll check into the sporting scene. Read more letters from you. And we also have comedian Al Jackson on the way today. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you for being here with us. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Remember to thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that. It's not a good Irish.

[Josh Arnold]

Irish in me a little my brogue. That's Christy Lee at the news desk. There's Jeff Oskay. Hey, man. He's an Irishman. Oh, no. Polish, right? Yeah, yeah, I'm a Pole. I saw you trying to screw in that light bulb early.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I'll get my three friends.

[Josh Arnold]

I won't make any jokes about you. I'm Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Special hello to Kevin in Nebraska this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Good morning. Hi, Kevin in Nebraska.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna do great.

[Josh Arnold]

You got this, Kev.

[Tom Griswold]

And when you get all done, I want you to write us back. Okay?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And if we don't hear from you,

[Jess Hooker]

Tom,

[Jeff Oskay]

you got this, Kevin.

[Josh Arnold]

You got it. We will hear from you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

If I read the letter, this is what he wanted me to say.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you're fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody writes into this show and is surprised at the awful things we might say afterwards.

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting, and I hate to get back to this controversy, but this is directed to Josh regarding something that Chick and I do, which is when brushing one's teeth, you take the toothbrush tube, stick it in your mouth, put in the toothpaste, then put the brush, then go for it. Rather than have to do that tricky thing where you balance the toothbrush. You have to have lights on. And how much do I put on? I think I actually use less toothpaste by just putting it in there. Not to mention the incredible training it gives your tongue. Okay, between that and getting a coffee to go with that little tiny hole in it, you know, that cap, the leather cap, and you get a chance to, you know, get in there. Yeah, that's good practice. I'm just telling you, fellas, for those of you in the heterosexual realm.

[Josh Arnold]

For what? Yeah, it's some of us practice on the real thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's quite a way to wake up. Who needs caffeine?

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't had complaints.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's good to say who needs caffeine? When you go, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm off topic. But by the way, just to parenthetical. Parenthetically point this out, I do not like to drink coffee with the cap on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean with the lid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I prefer it lidless as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a fear of burning my mouth. Yeah, there's less of a fear when the lid is off.

[Christy Lee]

And sometimes coffee is so hot, and I know there are people like it really hot, but it cools it off quicker when you take the lid off.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm baffled. When I see somebody, I mean, that barista hands the person the coffee and they chug it or just. I'm like, how are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Christy and I both know this lady. They get the X for it extra hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know how they do it.

[Tom Griswold]

And again, my. My idea years ago was have a. On a coffee cup, have like, a little, like, a strip in the side that would be basically a thermometer, and it would have, you know, lava, like, followed by. They probably can't do it because A, they're probably radioactive, and B, they'd probably still get sued because they read it wrong or something.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, this lunatic over here. The last time we took a car trip, we're in a car with white interior. It's a rental. This guy gets in, full cup of coffee to the brim, no lid, just free ball in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, like you said, a rental. Honestly, that was an extenuated. There were extenuating circumstances. We were leaving a hotel, going to the airport. No lids at the hotel. And the clerk even said, we are out of lids. But I had to have my coffee before we got.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember the days when if you were out of a lid, it was going to be a dull weekend. You have to look that up in ancient drug slang. This is another rude thing, and this probably doesn't affect too many people, but if you're ever skiing and you get on a gondola and you've got to go up and there's some idiot with a whole a cup of coffee carrying with them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if they spill it on you, you're done. Because as soon as you get out of the gondola, it's freezing cold. And that really bothers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not gonna wick right off of whatever no suit you're wearing. Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

No, just drink it back at the lodge, you idiot. Okay, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just trash cans at the tops of those mountains.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't get me started. I.

[Josh Arnold]

There should be right for those guys.

[Christy Lee]

There should be.

[Tom Griswold]

There's.

[Josh Arnold]

So if you're at the top of mountain, you see somebody littered, you just call them an a hole right there to their face.

[Tom Griswold]

But they have a recycling thing at Vail. For example, if you're like in the cafeteria at the top, you can't. There are no waste baskets. You put it in a place and then they recycle all the stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

They sort it out, those monsters.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What do you have somebody recycling?

[Tom Griswold]

I think that the reality. The reality is the labor that that takes. Come on. You ever get been in an airplane and flown across this great country of ours? We got plenty of room to bury. To bury stuff. Okay, we can do landfill till the year 30,000. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, a common waste basket.

[Christy Lee]

And then all of our land is toxic and we can't grow food. And then you'll.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Okay, go, go hug a tree and get back to me.

[Josh Arnold]

There isn't such thing as the water table.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

There's plenty of spots where the water tables are already dried up now. So I got to back to my point, which I have gotten way far away from. I wanted you to know, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

In the movie Mulan and I don't. I didn't see that one.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't see Mulan.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw the animated. The original animated one.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't see. Mulan is great.

[Tom Griswold]

It says Mushu.

[Christy Lee]

Which little dragon?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so that's usually a pork dish.

[Christy Lee]

No, Mushu's a little dragon. Poor little buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Mushu the dragon bites a guy and afterwards brushes his teeth with a toothbrush and toothpaste. He proceeds to put the toothpaste in his mouth instead of on the brush. You're welcome. That's from Jay and Lisden.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

So we should all do what a mythical cartoon dragon does.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to know the percentage of people that do it the way Chick and I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Seems to be the minority. But it doesn't seem to be, you know, only 1%.

[Tom Griswold]

And it came into viral consciousness, if you will. If that's a phrase meaning all over the Internet. When was it Bryce Harper that posted a video of himself Baseball player. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So anyway, I, I. Hey, I like that you guys have your system. Yeah, I'm totally Fine with mine.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you have anything unusual that you do in that realm?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh, I wonder, because sometimes it doesn't seem unusual to us.

[Tom Griswold]

But now, am I correct in saying you. You haven't brushed your teeth yet, Is that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

Correct. Yeah. Not today.

[Tom Griswold]

So you brush them after you've had your coffee. Is that the.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll brush them after I have lunch. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You don't brush your teeth in the morning at all?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I use mouthwash to just kill all the bacteria because I brushed my teeth right before I went to sleep and I didn't eat anything, so there's no food particles. Then the bacteria is taken care of by the mouthwash in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, didn't we.

[Christy Lee]

Did your dentist know you do that?

[Josh Arnold]

My dentist approves of what I'm doing.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Now, that's my dentist. He's a guy I see behind the big lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he the guy? Is he the guy?

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he the guy? That's the one out of five that doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Cranky Ralph. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Frankie. Ralph says I'm doing everything right. He wants me to gargle with urine. I'm not. I haven't tried that yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and then he's. He's associated. He's associated with the orthodontist. Bucky's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes. Not to be confused with the trucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course not. No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Or not. No. Truck Stop.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, didn't we find out there is a coffee flavored toothpaste?

[Josh Arnold]

We did.

[Christy Lee]

We did. Has caffeine in it, too. It'll wake you up.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta get some of that. What's it called?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. There are a couple of different.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll have to get some of that. Because I. I'm a toothpaste rotator. I go through. I'll go buy a whole bunch of different types, too.

[Christy Lee]

Sensodyne. Sensodyne all the way.

[Tom Griswold]

That's awfully adult, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

It is adult.

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm thinking about using Sensodyne for. Because I'll brush after lunch and then I brush at night for one of those.

[Christy Lee]

I have sensitive teeth.

[Al Jackson]

Just.

[Josh Arnold]

I do. Sometimes my teeth are sensitive and sometimes they're not. But the commercials get me. I'm a sucker for. Tom knows this. I. What is it, Madison Avenue?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They. They see me coming off I love you and those commercials where it shows tiny holes in the tooth and then they get plugged in by these crystals.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I was like, I better get that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You don't want your enamel to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is, that's, that's real science right there.

[Josh Arnold]

You show me a fancy cartoon and I. Oh, I gotta buy that.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, more of your letters. We have Sporting News once again, a huge comeback. The Knicks went out last night.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you, did you see any of the pre. Did you watch the pregame? Mace?

[Josh Arnold]

I did not. Was it in New York? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That was game four.

[Josh Arnold]

They must have lost their minds.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Are the fires out?

[Tom Griswold]

One of the things that. One of the things that the chicken and I kind of agree on. It's all. There's almost nothing funnier than the NFL coverage. And before the games, they've got eight guys in suits at this big table.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's so ridiculous. And they're all doing it, so it must test well. But just last night they've got, you know, these eight guys in suits sitting in the cord and seats next to one another pontificating. Okay, that's the format. Let's go. But a great game. A great game.

[Christy Lee]

After all, the NFL does it, too. So.

[Tom Griswold]

The NFL does. They all do it.

[Christy Lee]

They all do it.

[Tom Griswold]

The huge, the huge panel of 1, 2, 3, 4.

[Josh Arnold]

And we have Al calling in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So we do it. We do it, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. This is another argument I've just lost. I feel like I was at dinner

[Josh Arnold]

last night and I love the way we do it. I'm not, I'm not saying anything negative about it. It's because sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

But did you see the reason I brought Matt? John McEnroe was one of the guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that is fun. Celebrity guest, though. Do they always have a celebrity guest?

[Tom Griswold]

Typically they want to have an archetype. New York, a hole. Who's the biggest? Dick. And I'll get McEnroe in here. We're gonna come right back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Josh Arnold]

T. Oh, hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the Oregon O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christie is about to break the knees of Tom and I.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they were supposed to start Monday.

[Josh Arnold]

She's at the news desk. There's Jeff Oskay. Hey, man. Who? I had to ask to be a little quieter at a restaurant yesterday.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I was cussing a little loud. Apparently. I didn't realize it till Josh told me I had to come.

[Christy Lee]

What were you cursing about? Were you talking about fishing again?

[Josh Arnold]

We weren't talking fishing, but the cussing came with something else. Yeah, there's Ace Cosby. What was on the menu? We. He had a nice chicken sandwich.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I love, like, chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

I had scrambled eggs and bacon and home fries. There's Ace Cosby, who's never cussed today in his life. Darn it. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Fna. Yeah, let's see now. I do. I do love having breakfast for lunch and especially breakfast for dinner.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's a treat.

[Tom Griswold]

That's always just the.

[Jeff Oskay]

See, I had lunch for breakfast. Yeah, I mixed it up.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I don't like doing that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh, you're not a brunch.

[Christy Lee]

You're not a brunch guy if you go to brunch.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, that's okay. But I wouldn't want to come in here at four in the morning and have a sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Well, why not?

[Josh Arnold]

I do all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you opposed to breakfast sandwiches?

[Tom Griswold]

They're okay.

[Christy Lee]

Now, I want a breakfast sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks,

[Tom Griswold]

but I prefer, you know, just no toast, eggs, bacon, sausage.

[Josh Arnold]

But not stacked up, up together.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's. I.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like a good egg McMuffin. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But if I'm traveling or so it's just not that elegant. I don't want to go. I mean, I want to have a nice, elegant. You know me.

[Christy Lee]

Now we know.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, I don't like. I hate room service. I've gone on record as saying that.

[Christy Lee]

Do you ever eat in your car?

[Tom Griswold]

Barely. I don't. I don't like to. I don't like to drink coffee in the car. Even I will, but in a pinch. But traveling, I think that. But you want to go. If you're on a trip, you want. You're in a nice hotel, you go down and you good.

[Josh Arnold]

A sit down breakfast, delightful coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they said, you've got eggs and bacon and sausage and toast on the side.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe a sit down bake.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to sit down. A really nice. Oh, now that we're at the Four Seasons, could I have an egg McMuffin?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, first off, they're gonna say we don't have that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a different scenario. I've never been in.

[Tom Griswold]

No, even. Even at a diner, though, I'm saying, isn't it nice to.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a knife and fork out and eat like a human being.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

As opposed to like a dog with

[Christy Lee]

a big slab of hash browns.

[Tom Griswold]

Big sandwich in morning.

[Jeff Oskay]

In my defense yesterday, I wasn't cursing for myself. I was reading something someone sent me who was cursing me out.

[Josh Arnold]

Very true. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

And so I was reading it very passionately.

[Tom Griswold]

Dare I ask what the criticism was about?

[Jeff Oskay]

They didn't like me as a person.

[Tom Griswold]

They took the time to write you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, the Internet.

[Christy Lee]

You obviously are not on social media

[Tom Griswold]

for a good reason.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always wondered how people can and just put out something toxic and poisonous and negative and then sit back in their chair and go, ah, well, let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

That's usually followed by, ah, Mom, I'll be right up for my breakfast.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. We had this conversation yesterday at my house and my husband said the same thing. He goes, they're sitting in their basement. They're just trying to piss you off. You quit reading that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sure, but I get a lot of the. My problem is most of my negative messages are from. From the moms. If I had raised you, you would never say the things you say.

[Tom Griswold]

I say. Now we have to move forward here. Let's get a little bit of sporting news out at one of the most exciting NBA games.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. The New York Knicks made a record comeback from 29 points down and moved to the brink of their first championship since 1973. After they beat the Spurs 107 to 106 in game four. OG and Anobi tipped in the mess off Jalen Bronson's long three point attempt with 1.2 seconds remaining to complete the rally, giving the Knicks a 31 lead series. And I wonder.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if any of the New York stations have picked up on linking Mr. Brunson to Jim Bronson, a great TV show. Then came Bronson.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Ace is right. He guarantees. No.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think one of the clever sports guys there is playing the Then Came Bronson theme?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

You're the only one.

[Josh Arnold]

The sports guy that would have known about it is long.

[Tom Griswold]

You know who's a huge Then Came Bronson fan? Tarantino. Quentin Tarantino. Huge Then Came Bronson fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, and he's. He's like a class. He's a weirdo who knows about all these weird. Like, weird things.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, do we know. Did the fans handle this any better than their previous when they were ripping the jerseys off of the spurs fans on the streets. Did they do that again?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't watch the after party because I was asleep.

[Jeff Oskay]

They were getting a little crazy.

[Christy Lee]

They went crazy inside Madison Square Garden. I know that. People were jumping out of their chairs.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's because the rats.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's true. Boy, I saw the biggest rat there one time.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently, MSG is riddled with rats.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. In fact, if they removed the rats, half the building would fall down. It's being held together by rats.

[Tom Griswold]

The place has a lot of history, but if you've been there, it's. I don't know how I would word this. Almost every other arena of that ilk is better, put it that way. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I love going to Fenway, but.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's no way.

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh. That was not built for.

[Tom Griswold]

If they had to replace it, first of all, it would take five years and it would cost. It would be in the billions.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Isn't it above a separate station?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's above a massive train, which

[Josh Arnold]

is kind of great. You can just step right off the train and go up and then.

[Tom Griswold]

Then the rats can. They can go up. They can go uptown for. Have a nice beer by Columbia.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. There you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wasn't Uptown Funk originally called Uptown Rat?

[Josh Arnold]

It was.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, he changed it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the story about Chic and that. You know that song, the most famous. The. The basis of all rap music. Of course.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

No, you know what? I'm Talking about Ace. You know that. You know the song Rappers Delight?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's has nothing to do with rats.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, but it has.

[Christy Lee]

It's not Ratters Delight.

[Josh Arnold]

I like Ratters Delight.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a long story involving the song, you know, Chic. They remember this. They couldn't get into Studio 54 so they. They wrote a song they had to change. The original song had the F word in it. Oh, I'll play it for you in just a second.

[Christy Lee]

Say she. Whatever that song is has nothing to do with Rappers Delight.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't try to figure out Rappers Delight.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The lick there is.

[Christy Lee]

It's from a chic song. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right, here's interesting World cup news. A World cup fan is going viral for collecting beers from all 48 countries competing in the tournament.

[Tom Griswold]

See, this is cool.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know about that.

[Jeff Oskay]

The username Gus posted a photo of his beer collection onto social media, amassing over 100,000 likes and 3,000 comments. Among the beers included PBR from the United States, Modelo from Mexico, Francis Cronenberg. Or is it Borg? And Egypt's Stella. No relation to Stella. Atois. Notably, Gus needed to get creative when it came to dry nations such as Saudi Arabia and Q, who are represented by Mousy Lemon Mint and Fizzing pineapple, both flavored non alcoholic malt beverages. You would make a malt beverage non alcoholic.

[Tom Griswold]

Now all the terrible taste and no buzz.

[Jeff Oskay]

So now when a user asked how he plans to tackle the challenge of consuming the beers, he's going to drink a beer once the country has been knocked out of the turkey.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of a cool idea, don't you think?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you look at the. I think it's almost safe to say that the better beers are going to be from the countries that have the better teams, to a degree.

[Christy Lee]

You would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Germany.

[Christy Lee]

Who's favorite in the World Cup? Do we know?

[Tom Griswold]

Spain.

[Christy Lee]

Spain. I've never had a Spanish beer, so I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

But France and England are up there. Argentina. But Germany, of course, is in the top 10. And they're going to have some pretty solid beers.

[Christy Lee]

Mexico's got some good beers. They got good soccer players, are they not?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but they're not. They're not a favorite in the top group at this point.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think he could have picked a better US Beer.

[Christy Lee]

What do you pick?

[Jeff Oskay]

Pbr.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I think that's. Well, but that's a US Beer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's true.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean you could, because maybe he could argue with some kind of Budweiser. Beer is actually in Bev. Not American anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, is pbr.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. I mean. And then Schlitz is gone.

[Josh Arnold]

But maybe he figured that out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Some hams.

[Tom Griswold]

No Schlitz.

[Josh Arnold]

No. They still have hams.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Ham's the beer refresher.

[Christy Lee]

Do they still make hams?

[Tom Griswold]

Hams the water best for brewing. They had the inappropriate referential Native American faux. Oh I must save me.

[Josh Arnold]

I was aware of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That they remember that. That old commercial kind of had that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh really? No, I didn't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yesterday we were talking about the bab

[Christy Lee]

boom hams is still out there apparently

[Jeff Oskay]

from the World cup doctor said and some people were skeptical. We have an update. Research indicates the FIFA World cup will likely cause a baby boom. A 2024 study published by the Peer J Medical Journal found that major sporting tournaments like the World cup are associated with increased birth rates due to so called celebratory sex. Celebratory sex.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Celebratory.

[Christy Lee]

So they're having more sex if they win rather than when they lose.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And that's what we were asking. Yes. I didn't know what. There's always that thing and every week we talk about it. Every super bowl the pornhub organization publishes. They have some kind of Jack a Tron or whatever it is. And like who does what when.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean I don't know about Josh, but after watching a good Bassmasters tournament, me and my lady head to the. Head to the bedroom to knock one out.

[Josh Arnold]

She. Oh wow. She. That gets her going.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh yeah, she loves.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really surprising.

[Tom Griswold]

I sure hope she's not listening.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sporting tournaments like the 2010 FIFA World cup are associated with increases in the number of babies more nine months after the notable team wins or hosts the tournament. The study also found that unexpected losses by teams from a premier soccer league were associated with a decline in birth rates nine months later.

[Josh Arnold]

That's wild. They're not boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean part of I think is because it's soccer. They're not using their hands.

[Josh Arnold]

So yeah. That's all they have to be.

[Tom Griswold]

They got to get in there and you know. So if you're. I mean I know a lot of bars are going to be watch parties. Yeah. There are a lot of watch. I have friends that watch soccer. One guy I know is goes in the early morning Sunday mornings he's leaving his house at oh yeah. Four in the morning. There's a bar that.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is cool. I mean that That's a nice that they can get together. Well, they're whatever Liverpool fans and watch. But I imagine that the watch parties since most of these games are going to be in time zone wise same as this they'll be because it's all North America, Eastern, Central, Mountain and Pacific times. But so the. The bars will be packed. But if this is true that there's a lot of intimate sexual activity following victories, that men's room at Buffalo Wild Wings is going to be quite the place to be after a good win.

[Josh Arnold]

Smash together fly Emirates jerseys.

[Tom Griswold]

Precisely. And the USA could win a couple.

[Christy Lee]

They play Paraguay tomorrow night. Is that their first?

[Josh Arnold]

I think they're taking the whole thing. You guys laughed at me when I said the next Pope would be American, which I did say. And you all said never.

[Jeff Oskay]

And imagine had you put $1,000 on that, you'd be retired.

[Christy Lee]

And I enjoy him so much. He is not only an American Pope, but he's just got a great sense of humor. He's fun to watch. He's of course in Spain right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Here he's coming out with his own line of birth control. Maybe I read that wrong.

[Christy Lee]

You did that wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question. Is this a thing in. I don't know enough about soccer other than to say I don't like watching it. Do they pull the goalie in soccer ever like they do in hockey?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. No.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can't imagine they level.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Because that'd be a great analogy. Yeah. She got pregnant because they pulled. Yes, they pulled the goalie. It would be a great analogy if they ever did that in soccer.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, so apparently last World cup my girlfriend didn't get pregnant because she gave me the red card.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Jeff Oskay]

You had to sit up the next game too.

[Tom Griswold]

Way to tag not only a failed joke on my part, but a failed premise.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, that was. Neither of those were failed.

[Jeff Oskay]

I loved them both.

[Tom Griswold]

So a baby boom. That's really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's good to get a follow up on that story that actually has some scientific information. We should look into the.

[Jeff Oskay]

If that.

[Tom Griswold]

If the same thing occurs in cities where the super bowl in New England.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be kind of fun to find out if that's. That's the case now. Speaking of fun, let's see now. How far away are we from Father's Day? 10 days away or something. There's a great.

[Christy Lee]

From Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a great Father's Day gift. We talked about this before Mother's Day and we've been getting love letters from people who took advantage of this, and the offer has gotten even better. I'm talking about the aura frame. Aura. There's one right behind Josh. It's sort of a frame that's actually a slideshow slash movie theater. You can fill it. It's got a virtually unlimited capacity for photographs and videos, and you load it remotely. So you give one of these to your dad and say, your dad lives across the country. He could get up in the morning, walk into his office, and there in his desk is his aura frame. And it's rotating new pictures of the kids, whatever it might be. These are really cool. And when I first heard about these, I bought one immediately. And as I've said before, when you walk into my house, if you go through the garage, right there on the left, as you walk into the laundry room, there's our aura frame. And I could look for everyone to see.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You walk in. I don't know about your house, but in my house, 99% of the time, people come in. They come in through the garage.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You leave your garage door open all the time?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it's just, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm in there doing something. You know how it is. You know how it is. How many guys out there spend more time in their garage than their kitchen? Raise your hand. Okay, thank you. I'm not the only one. In fact, I'm about to install a sink in my garage. I'll get to that later. I'm talking about the aura frame. Almost. I'll try to get back to the topic here. This is a great thing. It's really cool. And like I said, you can load it remotely. We had an interesting suggestion from a listener, which I think we should probably do. And that would be get an aura frame in here. Another one?

[Josh Arnold]

One.

[Tom Griswold]

And give listeners the code, and they could send photographs.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be cool?

[Josh Arnold]

I hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, There might have to be some. There might happen. What's the word I'm looking for? Supervision.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pixelization.

[Tom Griswold]

An editor. We'll get on that idea. In any event, for Father's Day, this is a great gift. And I'll tell you this. It was named number one by wirecutter. And you can save serious money right now. Knock 35 bucks off select frames. I emphasize that because it's not just the one [e-mail] and you spell it Aura. That's Aura frames dot com. Do it right now, please. Do me a favor. Tell them the Bob And Tom show sent you. That'll help us. That'll help them. Aura. Aura frames.com A terrific gift for Father's Day. Might want to get one for yourself while you're at it. So that's auraframes.com coming up, more news in the world of sports. We have a nice happy dog story in the news for you. And once again, the naked bike rides are starting to take place again. Tis the season. Stand back. Here come the nudies on their bikes. Muffy on a huffy, I like to call it. We'll get to that. Coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey there. I'm Paula Pan. I help people make the smartest money decisions possible. If you don't control your money, it controls you.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're not in control of your finances and you have to look outside of yourself, choose. You live the life that you want. You're not in control of your life. Like, what is it that you actually want? Money should follow the dreams and goals because sometimes we make the dream and goal the money. And you've overworked yourself and you've exceeded what you've needed for the actual thing you want. Sometimes we forget, like, what's the actual thing you want?

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the land of unreasonable hostility. This is the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at. My gosh. Is that the news desk?

[Christy Lee]

Let me check. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy cow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff Osuke.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

He's at the nude desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He is naked as a J.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a party under all that hair.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

And you're invited. There's Ace Cosby. Ace, do you have a hairy chest? No. Any hair at all? Are you like Michael Jackson?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When I look at Ace, I always think it looks like Michael Jackson's.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he was oddly hairless, wasn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he. Everything about him was odd. Eventually he was noseless. I. I'm Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's, there's Tom with some remarks on.

[Tom Griswold]

And oddly enough, colorless.

[Josh Arnold]

Very weird.

[Christy Lee]

Dude, he had a disease.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure he did. Let's see now. We were talking about he had the disease.

[Josh Arnold]

Doctor make me lighter. Itis.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We were talking about the song Rapper's Delight.

[Josh Arnold]

We all love that one. Right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is where the word hip hop comes from, the phrase. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's in there.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the beginning of the thing? Is it hip hip Right at the beginning that's where.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it was rap for the longest time, then it became hip hop. But I was mentioning. I forgot how we got on this topic. I believe the topic was cursing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And the famous song La Freak by the band Chic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You've heard it a million times.

[Josh Arnold]

That was freak out, that one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The story on that was those guys were trying to get into the famous Studio 54. It's A. Nile Rogers and Bernard Edwards, great musicians. Obviously, they. They couldn't get in, so they went back and they were hanging out, working on some stuff, and they were. They were singing F. Off. Yeah. Literally. And then there. But that song, Rapper's Delight, is based not on that one, but on another one of their tunes, famously. And when Rapper's Delight came out, Tenuous Connections. Oh, that's what. When that song came out, that was number one in a lot of places in the world. I think it came out in. In, I'd say 1970.

[Josh Arnold]

What Tom's doing is called white splaining.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like this word.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't know that it's a thing, but I think you may have.

[Tom Griswold]

I just invented it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But after.

[Christy Lee]

You do it all the time after

[Tom Griswold]

the fact, those two guys, when that came out, that. Wait a minute. That sounds an awful lot. And so they get a writing credit. And then. But when I was on. I was a dj. DJ in those days. And I would answer the phones, and it was always. They would never say, play Rapper's Delight. It was always, play Hotel Motel.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a good song. So funny, though, how hip hop has just changed, because one of the main verses in that song is just about how the one guy doesn't like his friend's mom's dinner that she made for them.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then it evolved. I mean, if you look at the time life series of hip hop and rap, the first three books are Bitches and Hoes. Then it finally evolves into something a little more friendly.

[Christy Lee]

We were talking about this off the air yesterday, weren't we, Jeff? About rap and hip hop that you can find. You can still find. Gentle rap is what I call it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not all. Oh, right, no. Yeah. You're sort of Will Smith, like elevator rap.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Everybody can sing along.

[Tom Griswold]

What rhymes with.

[Josh Arnold]

Again, White's planing is amazing. There's a terrific series out there called the History of Hip Hop. That's. Oh, yes. I think everybody would really like it.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's really good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Where do I find that?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll write. I'll watch that as soon as I finish watching the history of the World Cup.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you just sort of tried to

[Jeff Oskay]

teach us about it on Netflix, Kristen.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just remember having to play that. That song a million times.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's hard not to move during it though. Is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I wanted to move to a different radio station.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't like Rapper's Delight, Tommy?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Okay, let's move forward here. We were visiting the sports page. We do have an incredible world record coming up.

[Jeff Oskay]

We do. And this, I have a letter. And this kind of ties into the world record. The letter. Hey, y', all. Longtime listener, you were talking about the Pope the other day doing this six, seven hand gesture. Did you also know that is the hand motion and American Sign language for testicles?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Boy.

[Jeff Oskay]

And that is for Mel in Wisconsin.

[Josh Arnold]

She's going to lift one and the other. We.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we check that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I, I believe Mel.

[Tom Griswold]

If so, I mean, if so, that's hilarious. But that's. I mean, the origin of that is somewhat cloudy. The whole six, seven thing. And it's still a mystery as to what it actually means.

[Jeff Oskay]

And the reason I talked about using your hands is for this stup.

[Tom Griswold]

We have any video of this? Oh, this is amazing though.

[Jeff Oskay]

And athlete Nepal has broken the Guinness World record for the fastest time to descend 100 steps while walking on the hands. Hari Chandra Guri claimed his latest title with a time of 44.71 seconds. The 31 year old multi record holder admitted that the record was a risky one and said he took several precautions to help avoid serious injury.

[Tom Griswold]

He's running down the stairs on his hands.

[Josh Arnold]

This is like. You use every muscle you have.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

He added, never attempt this without training, medical support and safety mats on the lamp.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I couldn't take the elevator.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Same. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no, I couldn't do it.

[Christy Lee]

I can't stand on my. Oh, vertigo.

[Jeff Oskay]

I couldn't do a headstand against the wall.

[Christy Lee]

You could. No, a handstand against the wall.

[Josh Arnold]

Hold your weight on those on your arms. I couldn't do it either. I have to. Which one was he facing? Oh, that's. Yeah. Would he have been facing going down?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a good. I think we may have a still photo from of the sky. Yeah, he is facing.

[Josh Arnold]

He's looking, but he can crane his neck. That's smart. That's the. Well, what am I saying? I assume that's slip though.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're losing all your runs.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna lose. Yeah. Your teeth are gone. Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a set of stone steps. And he is.

[Jeff Oskay]

I could.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's that video. He's going so fast and his legs

[Josh Arnold]

are sort of scorpioned over his back.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's not going to get a perfect 10 on that. Handstand's not perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Hang on a second.

[Josh Arnold]

That a girl. Christy, we don't talk form.

[Tom Griswold]

We're talking speed.

[Josh Arnold]

So he didn't do all the stairs. He actually could have done more, but he. He fell. Which. Which still. Still super.

[Christy Lee]

Must have been a world record, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Man, wouldn't you keep going if you could? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you suppose they swept those before he did it?

[Josh Arnold]

He's just so much gum on his hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's going down. Yeah, he gets some tourist wad of gum on the steps. Well, very good.

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't look like he has an ounce of body fat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And this guy's got. He's got a whole bunch of. A whole bunch of different records, so. Congratulations, Hari.

[Christy Lee]

I can't even breathe looking at it.

[Tom Griswold]

If he. If he. If he walked in here and he shoved his hand out to shake hands, said his name is. His name is Hari Chandra Giri. He said, Hari, would you just go Krishna automatically?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you would?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Of course I would. And then he'd say, no, Hari. And I say Rama. That's the extent of my knowledge of whatever that is. I'm not so sure. Has that completed our sports? That has. Well, that was certainly fun. Yeah, I. I certainly had a good time. I have a question about something.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about rats because Madison Square Garden is sort of famously the home of many rats. Sadly, they made that movie about. Rats are about the rat, Ben. Oh, yeah. Did you ever see that? I just remember that song.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Michael Jackson. Ben.

[Tom Griswold]

That was kind of a hit.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, it was kind of a hit. Was the sequel to Willard, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Was the movie any good?

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

It's been so long since I've seen Ben.

[Jeff Oskay]

I remember thinking it was creepy. Yeah, too many rats.

[Christy Lee]

Obviously it was about a pet rat. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Willard. Ben is the sequel to Willard, right?

[Christy Lee]

Or is Willard the sequel to Ben confused?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I get confused, too. But Willard is the guy who can control rats. Ben is one of the rats. Oh, I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was like the poster says, a lonely boy becomes friends with Ben. Or rat.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that's under Ben's orders. The killer rats sweep through the city. The victims are numerous stories devastated.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy that pitched that had to Be really good at sales. Can you imagine walking into Hollywood Agent. Here's the idea. It's not animated.

[Josh Arnold]

There are some great rat movies.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's a horror film. I mean, it's not. I mean, it's build.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever seen Deadly Eyes?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good one. With about rats. And they actually, I believe they used dachshunds in the making, so. Because they're giant rats or whatever, but they just made dachshunds look like rats, so. And it's sort of obvious Scatman Crothers is in that.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's. Are they made to look like rats post?

[Christy Lee]

Or.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or they made costumes and put them on the dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

That. So they're even better. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

What a gig that would be. What'd you do at work today? Oh, I took a bunch of dogs and put them in rats. It was great.

[Jeff Oskay]

And what was the name of that?

[Josh Arnold]

Deadly Eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the movie that has the killer tire in it?

[Josh Arnold]

That's called Rubber. And. Yeah, this tire just rolls around on its own and then you sort of. You look at it and you're kind of hypnotized by it and the tire sort of shimmies and then your head explodes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, does it like squeeze you to death or something?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, it doesn't run you over.

[Josh Arnold]

Some sort of telekinesis.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, did they have some kind of commercial tie in? Oh, look, it's a Pirelli. It's an expensive.

[Josh Arnold]

That's an expensive horror. It's. Honestly, it's watchable.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It is watchable. It's weird.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it like a good year? A Firestone, a Bridgestone.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't even remember the brand. It's just sitting in the desert and all of a sudden it just gets upright and starts rolling. You don't even know why it became.

[Jeff Oskay]

Does it have a white wall?

[Josh Arnold]

No, sadly.

[Christy Lee]

There it is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, there.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's a pretty good movie.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a pretty good poster. It is called Rubber and it's a

[Josh Arnold]

pretty good review on the front there. Funny, gory and downright insane. And then there's these. These group of people sitting in the desert just watching all this go on. But they're also watching from so far away, there's no way they could possibly have seen some of the scene. It's. It's a odd, odd movie, but it does kind of work.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love the tagline. Be careful where you tread.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice. Coming up we have a happy dog rescue story. We have what might be the ultimate handbag story. And I know these. These purses, whatever you call them, they get really expensive.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's one store not too far from here. I walked by it, and they had an armed guard in front.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Some of Those Birkins are $80,000.

[Christy Lee]

A hundred thousand dollars waiting list for

[Josh Arnold]

two years is Birkin the brand.

[Christy Lee]

It's Airmen.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean Hermie. Hermie.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's what that story is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's how you pronounce that.

[Christy Lee]

Hermes.

[Jeff Oskay]

H E, R. M E. S is Hermes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I didn't call it Hermes.

[Tom Griswold]

And where's the character Herme? What am I referencing?

[Christy Lee]

Hermy.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Hermey the elf who wants to be a dentist.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

There was Hermey the Love Bug. There was Hermes. That was the Jewish version.

[Josh Arnold]

There was Arleigh Hermey in Full Metal Jacket.

[Tom Griswold]

There was Herpe.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess that was on Friends.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, this is a.

[Jeff Oskay]

This is.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you enjoy a little short film? We could do this. We could hire somebody to do the claymation. And it would be Full Metal Jacket with R. Lee Hermey. And it would be the elf yelling at all the soldiers.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that because the 40 people who would enjoy that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's for no one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I have. I had another one of those four no 1 ideas. And it was going to be a thing. It was. It was. Was going to be called Miles Davis the Day He Wasn't a prick. And he was on stage talking to the crowd and asking anybody any requests.

[Josh Arnold]

Doing friendly crowd work, bitches.

[Tom Griswold]

Brew. You got it, brother. And for jazz cats. That's hilarious. But that'd be the same 40 people who wanted to watch your. Our Hermey with Mr. Ermey.

[Josh Arnold]

What's your major malfunction? And he's.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? I think we should do it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the. It would be. It has the potential of going viral for being so obscure. The people who liked Full Metal Jacket and know who he is. And by the way, if you don't know what we're talking about, I don't. In Full Metal Jacket, he is the. Is he a sergeant?

[Josh Arnold]

He's the drill sergeant.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And he's a real tough guy. That actor was. That was really him. He. He was a genuine.

[Christy Lee]

He was a drill sergeant.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And he was. He was on set consulting, and then they went, no, you're the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you. You've seen him in.

[Josh Arnold]

He also Voices brilliantly. The army guy in Toy Story. The main.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was. Sadly, he's gone. Terrific. But to make him hermey from that is so dumb.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll have to do it around Christmas. Of course, he could be talking to the other elves.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's getting them dumb, I think is great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It goes from being. There's a place where so dumb becomes great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That. I think that might be there. Or possibly not.

[Josh Arnold]

He's getting the elves prepared for Christmas Eve, so he's yelling at.

[Tom Griswold]

This could work.

[Josh Arnold]

What if we spent $40,000 on it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then it for sure would flop. I've learned that before. There are many, many people that could attest to that. The more you spend, the bigger the flop. We're gonna come right back. We won't be flipping. Flopping will be right here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And we sure appreciate you being here. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Jeff.

[Josh Arnold]

Oskar is at sports desk today.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Just writing something down here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, promotions for all of us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

What would I even be promoted to?

[Tom Griswold]

Would you like a new title?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

As opposed to sidekick. I think being a sidekick is kind of an honor. Has kind of a Western feel.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like Robin.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Robin isn't a sidekick. Is.

[Christy Lee]

He is. Yeah, of course he is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's a sidekick.

[Tom Griswold]

Is in the Old West. No, Robin is the boy wonder.

[Christy Lee]

McMahon was a sidekick. He's out in the Old West.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm closer to that, sort of. Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. I'm not sure. What super. What superhero would you be a good sidekick for?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh. I could be wingman and I would help. Help the main superhero get girls because I could give him. Yeah, yeah. Or eat wings. I could also eat wings. Willy. Willy would be a better wing. Literal wingman. And then I could be. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wings could be. His spinach, like, all of a sudden bulks up and we have to get

[Tom Griswold]

him down here for. For all of this stuff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, what old Western sidekick are you talking about? Yeah, I'm like, give me an example of who was a sidekick.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, Are you.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

There's the Lone Ranger and Tonto.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't that the most. Yeah, that's probably the. The go to one for a certain era.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. I'll have to look up the origin of sidekick.

[Christy Lee]

I. I think it's just somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

It's also a motorcycle part. Isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

A sidekick.

[Tom Griswold]

But is it.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that you kick it on the side and like a kick.

[Tom Griswold]

Stand. Kickstand.

[Josh Arnold]

But I think a sidekick is on a motorcycle.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. Let me look interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're. If your buddy. If your buddy is. I know. I'm really confused. In any event, you'd like a title different than site. You're happy being the sidekick.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm happy with what makes Happy Tom happy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Life.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Boy. Ain't that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you get that as part of, like, a movement?

[Christy Lee]

We'll get that. We'll embroider it on a pillow and you can take it home and put it on your couch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, the better pillow better fit the decor that I didn't go in.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what color do you have?

[Tom Griswold]

We'll make sure. I have no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this. A Sidekick is a type of motorcycle. That's where my brain is.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was. But that's named after the sidekick.

[Josh Arnold]

It must be.

[Christy Lee]

You don't know what color your decor is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. I don't know. Some of the stuff's white, some of it's dark, some of it's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, the color is taupe and white and cream and.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you own a papasan?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

One of those chairs that has, like a. It's round. It's almost like a bowl.

[Christy Lee]

There's no way. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's got a cushion.

[Christy Lee]

Pier one sold them all.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you own one, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Papasan.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like something from a.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds very Asian.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The Ancient Chinese Secret commercial.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's Papasan?

[Christy Lee]

I think Pier 1 had. That's what they sold. That's all they sold.

[Josh Arnold]

But P, A, P, A, S, a

[Jeff Oskay]

N. I watched last night. I pulled up that Calgong commercial, the Ancient Chinese Secret.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, because you talked about how you like the knee coming out of the bathtub.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. And I pointed that out to my lady. She's like, yeah, I. I believe that

[Josh Arnold]

she knows what could get you going.

[Tom Griswold]

That was for Calgon.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We can get one at world market for 72 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me see one.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not sure what you're talking about. I'm trying to show you you don't remember those?

[Josh Arnold]

Surely you've seen those.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You've seen those.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like you have to be a cat to really enjoy one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If we had one of those at my house. Are they flammable?

[Christy Lee]

Hell, I don't know. Why would you.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't your dogs like it?

[Tom Griswold]

Because we could then take it out of the yard, have a nice little fire.

[Josh Arnold]

I would think the girls would like it too.

[Christy Lee]

They're kind of wicker and they're big,

[Tom Griswold]

you know, I don't think that would work.

[Christy Lee]

I think they were big in college. At one point I was either going

[Josh Arnold]

to get one of those or a Shay's long. I have a Shay lounge long, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Now I have a. I have a Shay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you're right. My dogs would love that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It does not seem fit for humans. Have you sat.

[Christy Lee]

It's hard to get out of.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I don't enjoy sitting in one. No, it's not com.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever fall for the thing where you'd get the blow up furniture? No.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember seeing those in ads and stuff where they were literally like.

[Christy Lee]

That was a seven.

[Josh Arnold]

It looked like a recliner. I mean, it didn't recline, but it looked like an armchair. But they were rafts, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I. I had one of those in my room.

[Christy Lee]

Did you really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was one of those things. It was more of a prop.

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of fun.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't very comfortable.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's a trendy thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of like a love sack.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, but it looked just like. It looked just like a big chair. But it was, you know, as you say, it was a raft.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And then whatever chemical the Chinese put on those things you blow into.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't mind that smell.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

You realize that as soon as you suck on that thing, there's a chip inside you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

They're following you. That's location awareness. They know exactly where you are.

[Josh Arnold]

Are from now on, Ace. In the early 80s, I lived on my beanbag. Oh, yeah, beanbags. Always.

[Christy Lee]

They were still big. The girls had one in college, each of them, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we know. We used to have a giant beanbag.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the love sack. That's what we had.

[Tom Griswold]

And then something broke and there were bands.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a mess.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a pain in the butt.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know where those go. Now it's time to check in with Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk.

[Christy Lee]

The World Naked Bike Ride is coming to Milwaukee and Madison, Wisconsin, the end of June. Woohoo. The 12 to 15 mile long ride will see cycling cyclists and various forms of undress biking to promote body positivity, cyclist awareness and energy independence. This free event scheduled for June 27, welcomes all riders. Though minors need to be accompanied by an adult. Now why did you put that in there? Minors in a naked bike ride?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not in charge of the naked bike ride. I'm just saying.

[Josh Arnold]

But they're allowing minors.

[Christy Lee]

That's what it says.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's not total nudity because you have to wear a helmet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, and you have to wear shoes. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, kids, take off your clothes.

[Christy Lee]

That is creepy. Weird.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking at the new copy of Chafed Taint magazine.

[Josh Arnold]

This is their big issue.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the headline is, no, sir, that's not a kickstand.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, if you ride one of those recumbent bikes, it looks like you have a gear shift sticking up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, yeah. And by the way, you don't like

[Christy Lee]

the recumbent bike either.

[Josh Arnold]

I love them.

[Tom Griswold]

The thing is I, I have to cross a bike path every day when I go anywhere, which is fine. And I, I'm very careful there.

[Josh Arnold]

And yes, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

And it. They, they need to put more blinking red lights.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree. They're not, they don't do enough.

[Tom Griswold]

And also some of the, some of the cyclists tend to ignore the sign and then. And in any event, those recumbent bikes, I just am afraid that, that somebody's

[Christy Lee]

gonna run over them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Because you all. You see, well, sometimes you'll see the flag, but I think a recumbent bike in this all nude thing would be hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, yeah. We could go do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially with the ladies.

[Christy Lee]

Would you go naked in a bike ride?

[Josh Arnold]

I would be very self conscious.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're borrowing my bike, you're taking a shower cap to cover that seat.

[Josh Arnold]

I have changed my. I know the law is pedestrians have the right of way. I really think we need to take another look at that. Oh yeah. Especially with all these, with, you know, when you, when you cross something like a trail that goes over a busy road. To me it's. No, no. I'm driving a big metal rocket and you need to watch out for me. Yeah. I don't make me responsible for you running out into the middle of the road.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm all for the trails, but the trail added trails on these many.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, I know.

[Christy Lee]

Roads where you're like, what were they

[Josh Arnold]

way too nerve wracking Well, a couple

[Tom Griswold]

of them here, they're putting bridges over. They're building a tunnel under one.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are great.

[Tom Griswold]

But where. Where you have to cross that they need to have for both. Both the bikes and the people and the cars. They should have flashing red lights. It's not enough. Yeah. Cuz you be care someone would. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Discover.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's not going to end well. Right up.

[Josh Arnold]

So I say the rule now is no, no. If you're a person, you. You go second. The cars go first.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's just like if you're in a car and there's a huge dump truck coming towards you in your lane.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

You move your car because they have a bigger car.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. There you go. Now the naked bike ride. And this is coming to both Milwaukee and Madison. They do these all over the country.

[Christy Lee]

Philadelphia.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a famous one. There's a famous one also in Vancouver. I know. I remember reading about that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so funny how they just give these things a pass legally. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys can all be naked. Naked.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And by the way, but only during this. Yeah. Fellas, if you're of a certain age, you really want to be careful because the scrotum meets chain. Not good.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine? Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why is it a bite? They should have like a big one, but it's all pogo sticks. Just naked people. Pogo.

[Tom Griswold]

That has you. You should develop that website. You're gonna make a million dollars.

[Christy Lee]

Naked pogo there Is there.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that thing you guys look at all the time? What's a crazy called pornhub? Only fans.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a.

[Christy Lee]

Is there an Only fans?

[Tom Griswold]

Naked pogo.

[Josh Arnold]

There must be.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure with heavy gnats. Is that what you're picturing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think. Josh, this is the gun you could put together. You could be the agent for the

[Josh Arnold]

ladies, for the pogo stick. Girls and guys, let's not ignore that they'll be flopping around.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to see that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, but you could get it caught in that spring.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'd rather see a lady than to see a guy on a pogo stick.

[Jeff Oskay]

Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'd always rather see a naked lady.

[Christy Lee]

But I'm a lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's still hot. Now, Josh, if you're gonna do the naked bike ride, I got a couple tips. Did you ever play soccer? Yeah. So do you have any of those soccer socks still left over?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd have the bike cab. They Kind of go up to the knee. You want to have those so you can tuck your scrotum in them. Just, just in case I'd be nervous

[Josh Arnold]

and so I think my. It would be sucked up into my body cavity a little bit, probably. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's not gonna happen now.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have merch at these things?

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you recommend?

[Tom Griswold]

Lysol wipes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

For the post. Take care of that. Take care of that. A T shirt and a Lysol wipe.

[Josh Arnold]

You think he'll be a unicyclist?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You would hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is absolute.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is Lance Armstrong a unicyclist now?

[Tom Griswold]

He should be by definition. You see?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a one.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm the one bald man. We'll get on the pogo stick naked thing.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

That could be our next promotion. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel,

[Tom Griswold]

Madison Avenue.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Christy Lee]

I'll be there today. I need new windshield wipers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice. That's.

[Christy Lee]

Be on the lookout, O'Reilly Place to go. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wiper. Wiper wiper blades.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. When they start stripping, that's a problem, right? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Windshield wipers. Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Women.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no women. Stop stripping.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy Lee at the news desk, there's Jess Hooker. Hi. Nice to see you. There is. You know what? You're sort of a banana taffy color.

[Jess Hooker]

I am.

[Josh Arnold]

Sweatshirt.

[Jess Hooker]

That's one of my favorites.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Banana taffy. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Laffy taffy.

[Josh Arnold]

There's. Who are you? Jeff Oskin? Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That color reminds me of those blankets that they have up on the shelf in the motels when you get cold.

[Josh Arnold]

That yellow, it might as be made out of fiberglass. So itchy.

[Tom Griswold]

Fiberglass. And salesman. Steam seaman.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of what you were just talking about what windshields.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I got this letter. We. We were discussing the fact that there are many problems with contemporary culture. There are many things that we should be able to handle. For example, if you have a dryer and you put your clothes in it the way that sensor works. It always dries them 90%. And then you have to go, go hit another 15 minutes, which I don't understand why they can't figure that one out. But also, we have a problem with windshield washer fluid at gas stations. And for the most part, I think

[Christy Lee]

it's windshield cleaning fluid.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we don't want to confuse people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, not the stuff. By the way, do you get. You get the blue or the off color? The purple.

[Josh Arnold]

The blue.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you get the blue. You're a traditionalist. Yeah, you know me, I go nuts.

[Jeff Oskay]

I go orange.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you go the orange. Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I go whatever the oil place uses.

[Christy Lee]

Actually, that's exactly what I do.

[Tom Griswold]

I get the purple. In honor of Jimi Hendrix. Oh, we have Jimi Hendrix News coming up today.

[Josh Arnold]

Purple sprays in my window.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, the stuff. Yeah, the stuff. The washing fluid that's in the buckets at the gas station.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They have those Caddies with the squeegee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They tend. Not oftentimes. They're neglected most of the time. Time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And when they do work, I just noticed there's this terrible stench.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And I thought that was some kind of cleaning fluid.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, those that are properly filled with cleaning fluid don't always have the stench.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And what's the place we found? There's some place that has some whole system with tubes and everything. What is it called?

[Christy Lee]

Quick Trip.

[Tom Griswold]

Quick Trip. They do the. They do the thing, so congratulations to them. But the place that I go, in spite of the fact that the gas costs an arm and a leg, they don't tend to it. And they don't think.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they should go to a different place.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, there's never. I can't find rhyme or reason to it.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I was at the gas station yesterday and there was a downspout just going directly into one of those buckets. And I was like, well, that's one way to fill them.

[Josh Arnold]

Rainwater.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's better than that. So anyway, I've got this. We. We had heard that it was maybe because the. It's the bird poop that people wipe off their windshield. Oh, yeah. I got this one from Kevin, writing for. From Bray, Oklahoma. B R A Y. Anyone ever heard of Bray, Oklahoma? He goes, it's not the bird poop, it's the rotting bug guts.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's a mix of old.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, I used to do auto detailing, and let me tell you, old wet bug guts smell like a dead animal in the summer.

[Josh Arnold]

See, I said that like Four days ago, you guys scoffed at me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from someone of authority, because we know nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

That is from fair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from someone who was a pro. Have a great day today in Bray, Oklahoma. Thank you very much. Kevin, you can get a hold of us. Bob and Tom, bobandtom.com We love hearing from you. Now, just a few minutes ago, Ms. Hooker, we were talking about one of the many problems in society, which is pedestrians.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, let's get rid of them.

[Jess Hooker]

It sounded like an HOA meeting in here.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, pedestrians in some places, they walk, they proceed like geese, which it makes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

They look at you and they go, what you want to get through? Huh?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, what do you do, by the

[Josh Arnold]

way, I know who you're picturing.

[Jess Hooker]

And do you like, do you wave and go, thanks and hurry up and scurry across? Like that's what I would do. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. As a pedestrian, if you're. Say you're walking into Target or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You look for the cars, you kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And if they wave you on, you pick it up a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

I noticed. And I don't want to get too deep into this because there are people who listen, who look for things to get mad about.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

There is a cultural difference between those who hurry when they see a car is waiting for them to cross them and those who don't slow down. And I would love to read a sociological book about why and.

[Tom Griswold]

But we were also. We were talking about the places where they have the trails that cross roads. I don't think they're marking them enough for both sides of the coin here.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The walkers don't know to stop. And the bicycle riders. And then the cars, some of the. They should have those railroad things at some of these.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the arms. Yes, I agree. I mean, go ahead and stop traffic when it comes to this.

[Christy Lee]

Stop the pedestrians.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. But whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Both sides. Yeah. Okay, now it does sound like an HOA meeting, so it's time to move on. What have we got going over there?

[Christy Lee]

Police in Florida arrested a man for burglary while he was en route to court for another burglary. The Cape Coral Police Department said officers responded to a report of a burglary in process at an RV where a person had tried to get inside before disconnecting the vehicle from its power source. When officers encountered the suspect, he told them he was on his way to court and was looking for clothing to wear.

[Josh Arnold]

And this guy just can't help himself.

[Christy Lee]

And his court date was related to A prior burglary.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a guy about to get. Get a lot weirder, though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The 34 year old attempted to unlawfully enter an occupied dwelling with the intent to commit theft and took. The officers took him into custody. The suspect was described as wearing women's clothing, including leggings, a tank top, and was carrying a small woman's backpack when officers discovered 2.9 grams of methamphetamine as well.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. So this guy's got a lot going on.

[Christy Lee]

He's got something happening there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a lot going on.

[Christy Lee]

On where?

[Tom Griswold]

In. He's cross dressing. He's carrying meth. He's in an RV park.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like he's doing methy things. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's all a product of the meth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Right, right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm here, I'm doing it this way. I'm doing the countdown. Okay. He's cross dressing, right?

[Christy Lee]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

He's in an RV park.

[Christy Lee]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got meth. You're not going to walk up to this guy and he's going to go winning.

[Josh Arnold]

It is interesting, the countdown you did, though.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, yes. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Being in an RV park, a bigger crime than having meth.

[Al Jackson]

In Tom's.

[Christy Lee]

Tom's account, where in Florida. RV parks are very nice and some of the RVs are more than my home are. You know, it's like, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so he. I wasn't aware of this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Still. He's still wearing women's clothing. Stealing stuff in an RV park. Like I said, winning.

[Jeff Oskay]

Josh, have you ever burgled? Are you a burgle?

[Josh Arnold]

Technically, yes, I did.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because that's when I learned the difference between robbery and burglary and breaking and entering. Like, there were. I was like, all of them. They're like. Yeah, they're different things.

[Christy Lee]

What's the difference between robbery and burglary?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll put it this way.

[Josh Arnold]

My dad was mad at both.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

And when. If you had been convicted, you would have learned about buggery, which is distinctly different from burglary, as someone would burgle your ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Cherry, I believe you could. I could rob something. Christie, from. And I may be wrong here, so. Correct. If you're sitting outside on your porch. I could. Boy, I don't know. I could take something from you and it would be robbery.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, Burglary.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have to go into something. I'd have to go into your garage or I'd have to. Yes. And take something. Gotcha. And then breaking and entering. I would have to bust a lock.

[Jess Hooker]

Right, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

But. And we should explain that you are not, in fact, a thief or a burglar, but there was a period of time in your sort of gang life. Gang life, if you will, when your suburban gang of wannabe thugs would go. And you called it garaging.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And we weren't wannabe thugs. We were wannabe drunk, and we weren't old enough to buy beer. And so we would look. We drive around, look for open garages with fridges in them. And growing up in the Midwest, they were easy to find.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And, yeah, I was always. I was usually the wheelman.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, gotcha. Because I wasn't the fastest runner in

[Tom Griswold]

the group, this is where we allow. We allow longtime listeners of the show to build their own jokes.

[Josh Arnold]

But this all made sense. Why wouldn't you have the fastest guys? Yeah. I was also somewhat clumsy, and so they didn't need me accidentally knocking over a toolbox.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have pangs of guilt?

[Josh Arnold]

Never. No, no, no. And in fact, to this day, I would do it. If my buddies called me right now. When you want to go garaging, I would go pick me up right now.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now let me ask you something. You own your own home? Home.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a garage refrigerator?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I don't either anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Mine's actually in the laundry room. I've moved up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I guess. I mean, I do have a. You're right, though. I do have another.

[Christy Lee]

I have a. I have a backup fridge, laundry room in a different room.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, I.

[Christy Lee]

Moving on up.

[Tom Griswold]

There's something about a garage refrigerator.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I better get one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'd eventually love one, but I just. Just don't need it.

[Jess Hooker]

The overflow during holidays is. Is peak.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, that's when I have a family. It'll be.

[Jess Hooker]

It'll be a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's a status symbol. It's a sign that you've made it.

[Josh Arnold]

But right now, it would only be, like, a handful of bottles of water.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you want to have it when you bring some young lady back to your place and you park your car in the garage as you're walking in? Look over there. A garage with, like, a cool. Some kind of a hidden hip horror movie magnet on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but for her. For her to see it, I'd have to drill holes in the trunk. Second. All right, I play to my audience,

[Christy Lee]

you know, I love how you do that too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So now you. You real quick finish the story. When you were doing your garaging, you got caught.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, man. I mean, I don't rec. I can't recommend it because you could get shot, but, man, I can recommend. Recommended it is.

[Jess Hooker]

We did something much safer where we would go, like, they'd be like, hey, so and so's parents are having a party. And so all the other parents would be there, and they'd bring their own coolers, and we would go with an empty cooler and, you know, like, play nice and talk to the parents. And we'd take a couple of beers out of each parent's cooler.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Fill our cooler.

[Josh Arnold]

Smart.

[Jess Hooker]

And then take off.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, that's what I was gonna say. I caught my son garaging the other day in my garage, and I was like, dude, dude, put the beer back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There are two kinds of parrots. There's. They're. They're the kind of parents that have an inventory.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the other kind.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That have no idea.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the lesson I think I learned when I found out that the vodka in the freezer, if you water it down too much.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a bottle of ice. Okay. You learn a lot on this show. Right now, I'm gonna teach a little bit about the world of weight loss. There are those things out there that. What's the thing. What's the EpiPen kind of GLP things? Ozempic that we're going, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They're injectable.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not what this is. The physicians at Brickhouse Nutrition have developed something that does not involve injections. It's called Lean. It is a weight loss supplement, and it's part of a regular exercise and dietary program. But it's designed for those that want to lose 10 pounds or more. So this isn't for the casual dieter, but if you're thinking about that and getting a little healthier, find out about Lean. Its ingredients are designed to lower your blood sugar, burn fat by converting into energy. And the key is to curb your appetite, curb those cravings so you're not as hungry. So if lean is interesting for you, I suggest you find out more by visiting takelean.com for more information. And they'll get you started, by the way, with 20% off and free rush shipping, so you can get on Brickhouse Nutrition's Lean plan immediately. And once again, this is part of a healthy diet and exercise program. So visit takelean.com and enter the code word Tom to get that special discount. Once again, the promo code is my name Tom, and it's take lean L E A N takelean.com and of course, weight loss results are going to vary. These products and statements haven't been evaluated by the fda. And these products aren't intended to diagnose any disease. They're not designed to treat or cure prevent any disease or any condition. It's about diet and exercise and taking a supplement known as Lean L E A N. Visit takelean.com that promo code is Tom. Coming up, Jimi Hendrix News.

[Christy Lee]

And when we come back, my judge friend has weighed in and we can do the difference between robbery and burglary.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. From a profession.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you call it wrong? Call him back and see if he's got buggery in there. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, Christy Lee has learned a valuable lesson that we, I think we each learn once a week. If you have a snack.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Be prepared to be peppered with comments and questions. No one. You can't just ignore or you can't just enjoy a snack Here. No. It's always. Oh, what do you got? Oh, I thought you were eating that. Oh, what's that smell?

[Tom Griswold]

Smells like maple syrup.

[Christy Lee]

I made a waffle during the break and I dip it in applesauce. I know. People hate that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they don't.

[Christy Lee]

And Josh thought it was honey mustard.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, what are you honey mustard?

[Jeff Oskay]

I thought it was a nacho cheese cup.

[Josh Arnold]

And poor Christy can't even enjoy it.

[Christy Lee]

That's like. It was just a waffle.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jess Hooker enjoying a toothpick.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, that toothpick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How long will you have that? Today? I'm the guy who goes a little too long.

[Jess Hooker]

Probably too long. Yeah, probably too long. Sorry, I don't have it. Is. Yeah. Neem flavored.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Neem.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell us about that in eem.

[Jess Hooker]

It's. It's just good for your mouth. It's good.

[Josh Arnold]

What does it taste like?

[Jess Hooker]

Hygiene.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here, let me see what it tastes like.

[Tom Griswold]

What is neema? Herb.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, it's an herb.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It's antimicrobial. Antifungal. It's good for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, fungus mouth.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I, I don't. I mean, I just like the taste. That's why it's not for any other reason. I Don't. I promise.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you make these yourself?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man, I'd love if you were hand dipping. Yeah, toothpicks and like oils.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard of neem.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll go get the box. You guys want to try it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. There's Jeff Oskay. Ace Cosby's there. Hey, are you aware of neem Ace? Never heard of it. Well, we'll find out about this.

[Christy Lee]

I never heard of it either.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh Arnold. There's Tom. Do you like toothpicks, Tom? Especially with your cowboy hat?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not toothpick guy. On occasion I will use one.

[Josh Arnold]

I can be toothpick guy for a few hours.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

I'm not a toothpick girl either.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you'll recall I was eating at a restaurant, one suburb north.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. And you got the toothpick in the roof of your mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they. I had a. Whatever, a club sandwich and there was a hidden toothpick. I took the main toothpick out, thinking that would be it and severed the roof of my mouth.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, have you seen this thing? They're telling people not to smash people's faces into cakes anymore because like on some of these two tier cakes they run rot wooden spools up through the middle and they're smashing people's faces.

[Josh Arnold]

And Tom's cake lady will often have

[Jeff Oskay]

those pics in there and they're telling people stop smashing people's faces into it because people are losing eyes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, who's smashing people's faces?

[Christy Lee]

People are idiots.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll see it at weddings.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Birthdays. Lots of kids birthdays.

[Christy Lee]

And what, what are those? Reveal parties. I saw one for a gender reveal recently.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, people are having fun. But boy, I'm gonna wrap up something

[Christy Lee]

from last break the difference between robbery and burglary real quick.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, I half assed explained it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, you were pretty much on the money. According to my judge friend, robbery is taking from the person or presence of another person. Burglary is breaking into a building or structure.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go. And I was guilty. My friends and I were guilty of both. We took from the people there and we had to go into their crush together.

[Tom Griswold]

And this garaging thing you would do in search of beer. You were caught by the police?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, we took it to. We weren't even. So we garaged a couple coolers. I mean we hit pay dirt. It was awesome. And then we went to my. But my buddy worked at a horse ranch and we went to his work to Drink there. And we accidentally set off an alarm. Silent alarm. So we were none the wiser. We were just drinking and laughing. All of a sudden, these cops walk up. Oh, geez. And he goes, hey, what are you guys doing here? You can't be here. And all of a sudden, he looked at the coolers we were sitting on, and then he looked at his notepad, and he goes, you know, I just came from a house that said that their party had been robbed, and they were missing a red cooler and a white cooler. And that's what we were sitting. We happened to get the same cop.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait, you stole the whole cooler?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So did you fess up, if you will?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, we did. So. And then we were take. We were handcuffed, and we were taken to a jail. We had to call our parents.

[Tom Griswold]

Your dad come get you?

[Josh Arnold]

My parents did, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

How'd that go?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I had a habit of if I always checked in with my parents, so if I were going to stay past. Out past, like, I would call my dad and go, hey, we're going to be at Chris's, you know, playing video games or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Josh Arnold]

And. But I would. I would. I had a habit of joking with him. I would be like, hey, we are. We. We broke into the old water park, and we got stuck. Can you come get. And I would just make up lies. And he always knew. And so I said, hey, we got arrested for stealing beer. And he was like, where are you really? And it took me a little while to get things, so that was weird.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can you talk to my dad also?

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't he. Wasn't he in the middle of something when you called?

[Josh Arnold]

I found that out years later when we were talking about it. My dad goes, you know, I was.

[Tom Griswold]

No need to go into too much detail.

[Josh Arnold]

He and my mom were a flagrant delecto.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they were fooling around.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they were. And. Yeah. And he goes, you know, we. I told. I hung up the phone with you and said, hey, we have to go get Josh from the jail. And your mom looked at me and said, are you going to finish first?

[Tom Griswold]

And had it not been for that phone call, he would have had a fifth brother. So. All right, I have a two real quick. Was there bail involved? I'm unclear on.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, there was no bail involved.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to court.

[Josh Arnold]

No, we were waiting for our court date to be decided, and finally we got a letter. This was months later. We got a letter from the court saying, because you guys are all good students, this is your first error or whatever the Hell, they. However they put it, slap on the wrist.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have to return the coolers?

[Josh Arnold]

We had to. The lady, the wife of the host of the party, or, you know, he and her husband were hosting, came to the jail, and we had to load the coolers into her car while she stood there. And, you know, we were all sorry, very sorry about this. She was like, you know, my husband couldn't come here. He was going to beat you guys, so I had to come do this. You ruined our party. And you. All of a sudden. We were very, very, very sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever see her again?

[Josh Arnold]

No. And she was kind of like, she. She softened up at the end.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then as she was getting ready to pull away, my buddy. You always have the one. The one real idiot.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, don't I know it.

[Josh Arnold]

Looked at her and said, hey, the next time you have a party, let us know. And that lady then is. We found out that's when she decided she wasn't gonna press charges. And then Nick said that, and that's when she decided she was gonna press.

[Tom Griswold]

What an idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but the. But the courts eventually just said, hey, we're not even bothering with you.

[Tom Griswold]

And what's Nick doing these days?

[Josh Arnold]

He is. He's still one of my best friends. And he is a tree. He owns his own tree removal business.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Josh Arnold]

But he's the guy. You might remember he mentioned him. He's kilt guy now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

He wears something called the workman's kilt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All the time.

[Christy Lee]

That look like the Carhartt shirts.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But they're kilts.

[Christy Lee]

Right. So I have seen those.

[Josh Arnold]

And he goes, I will never go back to pants or shorts. He's just kilt guy.

[Jess Hooker]

What, year round?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So he and I had lunch, and he was wearing a kit kilt.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's when our friendship ends.

[Christy Lee]

No, I think it's cool. I mean, he owns it. I love that kilt guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He's workman's kilt. So it looks like almost a leather apron material.

[Christy Lee]

It's not like a kilt like you would see. You know, bagpipers wear.

[Jess Hooker]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're not pants.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it is every bit a kilt. But not the tartan, you know? And he. I go, are you climbing trees with the kilt? He goes, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

He says it's easier now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you know, does he stick with the kilt? Nothing under the kilt.

[Josh Arnold]

He is wearing something under the.

[Christy Lee]

Is that similar to what he wears?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

See how it.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that Looks like my buddy Nick right there.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like a skirt. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I think

[Tom Griswold]

it's a ballsy move.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, that looks good.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he a marriage guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. He got married to a girl we went to college with. And for you, Nick, as three kids.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, what came first, the kilt or the wife?

[Josh Arnold]

The kilt, really? But by then, when he became killed guy, it was only two or three years ago, maybe a little more.

[Bob Kevoian]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

She knew who he. She was married to.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, he's gone through some odd phases and stuff, but I don't. I think killed. He said kilts is not a phase. It's here to stay.

[Christy Lee]

Good for him.

[Tom Griswold]

Must have been good at meeting the in laws. This is Nick. We call him Guilt Guy. He used to be Cape Cape Guy, but now he's killed.

[Christy Lee]

Add a cape to his guilt, that'd be cool.

[Josh Arnold]

He and I did morning announcements together in high school. Yeah, we got in trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have been handed. Get back to our topic, which is toothpicks. I can't help but notice these toothpicks. On one end they're sharp. Then on the other end they have.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they're kind of decorated of like

[Tom Griswold]

a little tiny lathe.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Some kind of microscopic lathe.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Cinnamon.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, it is. It's. It's birchwood dipped in neem bark. And that includes cinnamon, menthol, peppermint, spearmint, fennel.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they take a whole tree and turn them into these or.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course not.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Just.

[Josh Arnold]

You think they whittle one tree down to one?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. That's awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't that be amazing?

[Tom Griswold]

Famous cartoon cartoon that does that. So this is dipped in neem, which I've never heard.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very big red tasting.

[Jess Hooker]

It is, yes. Yeah, it has that. That tasting. I enjoy it, the cinnamon part, but it feels good. Yeah, it does feel good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Thank you, Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you put them in backwards?

[Christy Lee]

Two dollars and eight cents.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

So they are expensive for how many is that?

[Christy Lee]

How is that expensive for toothpicks?

[Jess Hooker]

For a hundred, I think we're all right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought for one.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, there obviously is. There is a. There's two ends to this thing, and one of them, as I mentioned, is. Has a little, like, lathing work on it. Can you put them in backwards?

[Jess Hooker]

You could try. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they flavor them on the other side?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know if it's completely dipped.

[Josh Arnold]

The whole thing is flavored.

[Jess Hooker]

It is There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's not just half.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, he looks like he's never handled a toothpick before, doesn't he?

[Jess Hooker]

Not this small. The ones he's usually chewing on are six inches long.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but all those are stirrers.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Jess Hooker]

Keys, everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you spill something?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry, Jeff. Osu is leaving to get paper towels.

[Christy Lee]

We need to take a break anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

While the world is watching, the stars of the FIFA World cup, they get started today. Hyundai has its eyes on the next generation of talent. The future stars who are already turning heads at the age of 14. Because next doesn't wait for an invitation. Oh, no. And neither does Hyundai. Hyundai has always moved the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on every vehicle and engineered their EVs with ultra fast charging capability.

[Josh Arnold]

Advanced safety standard.

[Christy Lee]

Advanced.

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine they don't call it the ass.

[Christy Lee]

No, they don't. That was. No, thank you. They're still working to make things great every day. Because the future isn't some far off concept. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA. Let the games begin.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. When we come back, we will be learning a little bit about history.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Not just the history of the toothpick. Fascinating. These are, by the way, these are quite tasty.

[Josh Arnold]

They are tasty.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. I could see this becoming kind of like a bad habit. It is sort of like one of those things Willie sticks in his mouth. Oh, well.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, Zen's a lot different than a toothpick.

[Josh Arnold]

Depends on how drunk he is. That's not fair. He should be here to defend himself.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'll tell him. Like the Zinn things. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

little Feet Details coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey there, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We should are glad that you are joining us. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jess Hooker. Hello, Jeff. Oskar's there. Hey, man. Ace Cosby across the way. Howdy. I'm Josh Arnold and Tom. What are we going to talk about? Some history.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm combobulating. Is that word?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Things got a little discombobulated over here. I spilled my iced tea. But I cleaned it up. And whatever that cleaner is at, it's a very, very odiferous it is.

[Jess Hooker]

It's supposed to be organic, but it's yucky.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

That's okay. Well, anyways, the cleanup is semi complete. All right, so we have to get to our history lesson.

[Christy Lee]

Wash out your history, did you?

[Josh Arnold]

August.

[Tom Griswold]

What is today?

[Josh Arnold]

August 11th.

[Christy Lee]

June 11th.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

June 11th. There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm really off.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is good. Oh, this is, this is hard. This is a tough name. It's not Aristophanes. It's. It's Era. Eratosthenes. Okay, the date has been fixed at 1184 BC. It's our countdown looking for to looking forward to New Year's Eve 1183.

[Christy Lee]

And how did they know it was going to get. Nevermind.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's. They had to figure it out backwards after the fact. That's why. That's what Aristophanes did. Did when he figured out that it was in 1184 B.C. when Troy on this date was sacked and burned.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Portrait.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And of course that was during the famous, the famous Trojan War. So as it burned, it smelled like rubber. Anyone ever had a Trojan? Anybody?

[Josh Arnold]

We kind of chuckled. I don't know what. We should have carried him out of the room, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Trojans are rubbers, people.

[Tom Griswold]

Is, is that still a thing or, or where you like, you bring in the big Trojan horse and you got the guys hidden in it. Is that still like when they, I don't know, over the Statue of Liberty, they check.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't that be funny? Yes. Is it full of a bunch of French skeletons? They couldn't get the door open.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's creepy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Let's see. Oh, this is a. We were talking about this not too long ago. This is famous. In 1939, the King and the Queen of England tried hot dogs for the first time with FDR at a party at. With fdr.

[Christy Lee]

I saw that movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's not bad. Bill Murray. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a movie about this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Murray plays FDR and he has the king and queen over and they have hot dogs. Hyde park on the Hudson, it's called.

[Christy Lee]

Uh huh. You would like it, I bet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's a nice movie.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been to Hyde park, but I mean this place up. That's very cool. Did they have those roller hot dogs or would that be mean?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember if they showed them

[Tom Griswold]

as they rolled it. I don't think they had ruler rolled in FDR. Sorry, sorry. 1966, Janice Joplin played her very first gig in San Francisco.

[Josh Arnold]

I like Her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Me and Bobby McGee. Great song. 1982, Steven Spielberg's E.T. the Extra Terrestrial was. Terrestrial. Was. Was released.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a classic.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know this is true? You're not gonna. I think you'll probably remember this. Did you know that. That scene where the guys are coming at him with the guns. Did you know that he had it re. Released and they replaced the guns with walkie talkies?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. And he's recently come out and said he shouldn't have done that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, the new version, it's really weird because E.T. gets picked up by ice.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I. I do like that joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Ends up in a warehouse. Very hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Do Christy and Jeff and Jess. Did you. Or even Tom. Did you guys show your kids E.T.

[Tom Griswold]

yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm so. I'm glad parents are still showing their kids DT. Boy, I cried.

[Tom Griswold]

Interestingly enough. And 93 Jurassic park premiered on this date.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Summer blockbusters. It's the season.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They're doing a sequel which is really cool because they recreate Dino from the Flintstones.

[Christy Lee]

Disclosure day coming out.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, did you ever notice in that movie there's kind of a scam thing going where they have to explain why the dinosaurs are all so big? Because it would take a long time for a dinosaur remember this? They have. Yeah. There's a whole. There's like a little thing where they talk about accelerated growth.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just a quick. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In other words, if. If they were able to actually do this, it's gonna take a lot of eaten leaves for a while to get your. To get your full size brontosaurus us.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the question. I know. It doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't affect the film at all.

[Christy Lee]

Watch a movie and enjoy it.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm sure if they have an island full of dinosaurs, they're only going to have six people working there. Oh, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you didn't pay enough attention because there was actually a second island where they raised them and then they were shipped over to. I don't. I'm not getting into the lore with you.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the way you're buying into this dumb. Let's see.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the most entertaining films of

[Christy Lee]

all time,

[Tom Griswold]

American Idol premiered on the state in 2002.

[Josh Arnold]

They've gotten away from exploiting the bad singers. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That was what awful people.

[Tom Griswold]

Handful of people have become superstars from that. Kelly Clarkson.

[Josh Arnold]

She's great. Yeah. Taylor. Wasn't she a.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Taylor Swift was not.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, she was.

[Christy Lee]

Carrie Underwood.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, she definitely.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, she was.

[Jess Hooker]

She was.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Remember we found out it was Taylor Swift.

[Tom Griswold]

All I know is that's where I learned that Randy Jackson called everybody dog.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't matter who you were. Say, hey, padre. Call me dog. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He's gained some weight since he played football, hasn't he?

[Christy Lee]

Different.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you guys don't know anything about American Idol.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

Born.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, born in 1910. Jacques Cousteau.

[Christy Lee]

I loved him.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. He famously. French, of course. Famously developed the aqualung so you could smoke underwater.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Which he enjoyed very much.

[Josh Arnold]

You said it in a way that. Were you sort of attracted to him?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Oh, I was a big into marine biology as a kid too, growing up

[Tom Griswold]

that he's a handsome guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he was a cool older dude.

[Tom Griswold]

And you ever noticed this is obscure. All speaking. Have you ever noticed on. In. On the. The vinyl record of Aqua Long, the great Jethro Tull album?

[Jess Hooker]

Sure, yeah. For the sake of this conversation, I know exactly what you're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know the song Aqualong?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm sure I would not. No, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Sitting on a park bench.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, I didn't know that's what it's called. I would call it sitting on a park bench.

[Tom Griswold]

It's famously quoted in the Sopranos.

[Josh Arnold]

Not famously. It's just something you remember.

[Tom Griswold]

It's famous to anyone of quality and style.

[Christy Lee]

Why are you bringing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Anywho.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a thing on the. On the album. I swear to God, it's on there. It says Aqualung copyright, blah, blah, blah. They have to credit the. Because the. The scuba diving stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is actually that's what an aqua lung is. And it's a copy. Whatever, trademark, whatever it is. And they acknowledge that on the album. On the album. Aqualong.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That's fascinating.

[Josh Arnold]

I suggest it gets exhausting pretending to be interested.

[Jess Hooker]

I know, but we got to take turns.

[Josh Arnold]

I know we do.

[Tom Griswold]

You took one for the team just now, Mr. Oski. I would suggest this weekend what you should do is take one of the gummy bears that you take. Take four or five of them. All right. And then put Aqualong on and get into it. It's a great album.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you do that right now?

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a busy thing, you know?

[Christy Lee]

Go back to the old days. Have some fun.

[Tom Griswold]

So we've gone from Jacques Cousteau to Jethro Toll to Ian Anderson to Gummy Bears. I love it. Happy birthday. 1913. Vince Lombardi. And by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he makes a nice trophy.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever seen the Lombardi trophy? Looks nothing like.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's true. It doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

That is. He has. He has a gripe with them.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoever they hired to do that. That is.

[Josh Arnold]

You didn't even try guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Just put a football on a pedestal.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. The great Gene Wilder.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I was watching bloopers from Young Frankenstein yesterday. Oh, my gosh. I don't know how they actually got that movie made.

[Tom Griswold]

He conceived of that and wrote it. And then Mel Brooks. Brooks came in and wrote more.

[Josh Arnold]

Boring.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, did you know that Mel Brooks didn't want to do the Frankenstein scene where he's singing? They put it on the Ritz and Wilder convinced him to do it. Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Henry Hill. I won Henry Hill from 1943. The inspiration.

[Josh Arnold]

Goodfellas.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the Goodfellas guy. Ray Liotta, based on his book. Great movie. Happy birthday, 1956. Finally, someone who's alive still. Happy birthday, Joe Montana. Of course. Famous as Hannah's dad.

[Christy Lee]

Was he the glove guy? Did he do the.

[Josh Arnold]

That was Michael Jackson glove commercial.

[Jess Hooker]

She's talking about the.

[Christy Lee]

No, that was the guy from the Miami Doll.

[Josh Arnold]

No, O.J.

[Jess Hooker]

simpson did it.

[Christy Lee]

No, well, he did the murder, but that

[Josh Arnold]

he did. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, still a lot. Peter Dinklage. You know who that. Who that is? Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Man. Small of stature, fine actor.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And his brother, Dick Dinklage is in porno.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I didn't realize that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is that Dan Marino? Did the glove commercial.

[Jeff Oskay]

1970 Isotoner.

[Christy Lee]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Joshua Jackson.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like him.

[Jess Hooker]

Dawson's Creek.

[Tom Griswold]

Good actor. Yeah, yeah. He was in the Affair. That's a. That was a great first season. And that concludes our little history lesson. I hope you learned something. You learned about Aqua Lung and Jethro Tull.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy, that's a great. Taking that to the wild.

[Jeff Oskay]

Big plans for the weekend for Jeffrey

[Tom Griswold]

sitting on a park bench.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the next line?

[Tom Griswold]

Eyeing girls with bad intent or something.

[Josh Arnold]

That is right. Yeah, something like that. He was not alone. Not a hero.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And then he shows up in another song. Cross Eyed Mary by Jethro Tell there's a whole universe.

[Tom Griswold]

And as he's watching. Is he watching the panties run, isn't it? Eyeing little girls with bad intent. Okay, it's a great tune. I certainly recommend it. Oh, I also recommend you stick around. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

More of the show is on the way, you can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and [e-mail]

[Tom Griswold]

now what?

[Al Jackson]

Hey, it's,

[Tom Griswold]

it's a gift.

[Christy Lee]

And how was that?

[Josh Arnold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Christy Lee's there.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker is there.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's Jeff Oskin.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm right here.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby here. I'm Josh Arnold. And Tom, I, I believe we have a member of the family on the zoom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there he is there. It's, it's, it's Al Jackson. And is that, is that your actual living room in back of you or is that one of those electronically generated things?

[Al Jackson]

No, I would have photoshopped a better one. No, this is, this is, no, this is us. I don't even know how to do that. I always think that's weird, especially if you're talking to a professional. Like it's a, you know, you're doing like an online zoom thing and you realize like they're making, well, you're like, well, what the hell is back to there I, I, I was listening to, to Christy Lee when you guys are going back and forth about the Isaac Hur gloves and she unlocked a memory that I'm sure I thought I buried forever. But there. My grandmother had a next door neighbor, he's like this, I don't know, some kid and I wanted to impress him. And this is back when Michael Jackson was big and I went to my grandmother's closet and put on one Isotoner glove and went over, I'll never went to a side door and rang the doorbel and then took like two steps back and posed like, arms crossed, like a cool guy's here to play with your grandson. And that's the kind of memory that makes me like want to start drinking again. It was so, it's so embarrassing.

[Josh Arnold]

It is what the kids call that. I just, the kids would call that cringe.

[Al Jackson]

Yes, yes, that's exactly. And, and Josh, I put it on like the way an entertainer would. Like slowly. Like the glove took the shape of my hand. Like this kid has no idea how awesome I am.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a Michael Jackson jacket, the red and black.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it the Beat it jacket or

[Christy Lee]

what was it Beat it or Thriller?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Thriller. Yeah, yeah, I had it. There's got to be a picture of little six year old Josh running around in that thing.

[Christy Lee]

That's so cute.

[Al Jackson]

Those jackets are so great. But you know what? Those jackets Aren't like everyday jackets.

[Josh Arnold]

Jackets, Right.

[Al Jackson]

So back when, like when we were growing up, you didn't get to just get new stuff all the time. So your parents be like, if I get you this jacket, it's gonna be all the gifts you get. And you're like, I want it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

And then all of a sudden it's like three weeks later and you're wearing like a Thriller jacket to Walgreens.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Like, oh, this isn't like the cool guy I thought it would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not.

[Al Jackson]

It's like a one and doner.

[Josh Arnold]

It didn't change me. Like it.

[Al Jackson]

Right. No, that's like all of a sudden you've got two blondes on your arm.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, what were you waiting for?

[Christy Lee]

And you're an instant moonwalker.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the, the. I remember as a kid watching movies with, with respect to the topic of gloves, and they would show someone taking the gloves off and one. They'd do the one finger seductively. Oh, that's interesting. That's how you're supposed to do this. Oh, yeah, that. That world of elegant glove removal. Not really out there much.

[Josh Arnold]

My grandpa had driving gloves and I always thought it was so awesome.

[Christy Lee]

I love driving. Nice leather ones.

[Jess Hooker]

And they're perforated.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now they have the Velcro strap. Those are. In fact, as soon as this breaks over, I'm going online and getting up. I love driving.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're very cool.

[Christy Lee]

What were the. Well, we didn't have leather steering wheels back then. They were those slippery ones, remember?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because my Figaro has that still that slippery. I could see that. Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

This might be super old school, but you guys remember the steering wheels, they were big when I was like in the early 80s where it was an attachment and it would come out of the steering wheel so you could almost grab it like somebody's thumb and turn it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Like. Like a crank.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of times with non power steering wheels.

[Tom Griswold]

There's, There's a whole. There's an urban legend of necker knobs. There's an old urban legend that they're illegal and the cops will bust you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's not true. Oh, it's. It's. It's. It's like a door. It's like a door knob on a steering wheel that you would. Yeah, that was one of those aftermarket things. The guy that had. That usually had the, the bright lights pedal on the lower left where your left foot is. That looked like a foot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That was kind of. That was sort of A combination that had the dice, the whole. The whole number that go.

[Jess Hooker]

That looks so cool when you use.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Al Jackson]

It was just. It was a different time. It's just like I kind of. I know that our. We as Americans, we have big cars. Like, you can have a. Like a Ford F250. It's a big car, but like, I don't know how many. Like, I don't know why the huge sedan went out. Like, my grandparents had a 88 Bonneville that I swear to God, we could fit the whole studio in comfortably.

[Tom Griswold]

Massive mass.

[Al Jackson]

Like, it was like a couch in the back.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now our guest is comedian Al Jackson. I think we forgot to introduce him. And Al is in Denver, Colorado. Are you on the road anytime soon? What's going on?

[Al Jackson]

I am on the road, but it is a private affair. This weekend, my son Elijah is graduating high school, so. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, I know.

[Christy Lee]

It's like just yesterday he was a

[Al Jackson]

little guy and now six, three and just a good looking high school graduate. I can. My daughter's a sophomore and college. I'm just like, I don't know, it just went too fast.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

What's he gonna do?

[Al Jackson]

He's doing what I wish I had done. And it's so interesting. What this generation of kids is doing is they're doing their first two years at community college to get their basics out of the way. And then he's transferring because it's like cuts down on your student loans, I guess. That was an example dad was setting. You see. Do you want lifelong crippling debts on you don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay,

[Tom Griswold]

now, the purpose of our program, in as much as we can say this has a purpose or function or content, is to learn about language. I was learning these guys and Josh came up with a new word. Al, I think you'll enjoy this. I was explaining sort of an exegesis of the song that I always called Hotel Motel. The It's Sugar Hill game. It's. Yeah, Sugar. It's credited with being. Although it's not the first hip hop song or the first rap song that was the one that sort of elevated.

[Al Jackson]

Was the first mainstream. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was telling them in the background of that and. And you referred to that, Josh as what?

[Josh Arnold]

White splain, meaning. Yeah, to hear Tom, he was really getting deep into whether it's semi accurate hip hop history.

[Tom Griswold]

Totally accurate.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it wasn't. It was. It was through your filter.

[Tom Griswold]

The music of that is based on a song by the guys that did the Guy Chic, Bernard Edwards and Nile Rogers. But you.

[Josh Arnold]

But it wasn't even La Freak, which is what you said originally. And all it was, it was a really.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I said, you know, you know them from La Freak.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not really.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's not what you said.

[Josh Arnold]

So anyway, it was funny to like, like we would go to Tom as if he were the authority on hip hop.

[Al Jackson]

I was just Josh. As he started talking, I was like, I would pay every cent that I have in the bank to hear Tom give the history of hip hop. And just like, just square, straight to camera. Just, you know, 80, 1980s New York subway goes by origins of Hip hop. And then Tom comes on and goes. All right, now listen, you know what we should do?

[Josh Arnold]

We should start something. You remember master class. We should have moron class. And it's. Each one of us picks a topic we have no business talking about. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And now today's episode. Bitches, Hoes and guns.

[Christy Lee]

That's all he thinks rappers.

[Tom Griswold]

The reason I brought it up is the term white splaining, which I think is very funny. Thank you, Jeff. But now you're going to help me with my street lingo. Do we have a contemporary word on the street that I. That might be useful for me in conversation as I try to relate to the people?

[Al Jackson]

Absolutely. I got a couple that I love. This one is actually from my. My real life because I had a friend of mine that used to refer to this all the time tomorrow. What is a bat phone? B A T phone.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume it's. It comes, I would think from the television series Batman where he had the bat phone, which was a hotline directly to Commissioner Gordon. So I. Is a bat phone. If you see you got a bat phone, does that mean you've got like a hotline to your girlfriend? If it rings, that's the bat phone, man.

[Al Jackson]

You know what? I'm in a good mood because my son is graduating. I'm going to give you that. That because it's. It's basically probably a phone that your partner does not know about.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a burn.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, it's a burner. Yeah. Oh, I thought. Yeah, okay.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, so that's that. That's the bat phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Now there has to be. If someone that has. Has one of these so called bat phones or burner phones, they. They're riding around with their girlfriend and it goes off.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, I had a. I had a buddy of mine and. And you guys will love this great comic, great friend of mine and he said he was sitting on the couch and he had that thing where he was watching it. They were watching the show through his iPad and just a message with a heart and a girl's name came up and he goes, well, I guess we need to talk.

[Josh Arnold]

That's so great

[Al Jackson]

when you're so caught. You. Have you ever seen, like, when. When the. The cops surround the bank and the guys don't even run? They're just like, all right, all right, let's just.

[Tom Griswold]

But bat phone. That's great. That's good to know. Thank you. Once again, our guest is comedian Al Jackson. And another word for me, please, Tom.

[Al Jackson]

I heard this and I was like, I think this might make its way into my regular vocabulary, even though it doesn't roll off the tongue. Tom, tell me what a chapel ganger is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. No, obviously it's based on the word doppelganger, which is someone who looks just like someone else else. A chapel ganger. Hang on. Think of me. Think of it. Oh, I know. I think. I know. Is the word chop used the same way it's used to, like, chop an automobile and turn it into, say, a hooptie?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, go. Go. With that logic, if something is chopped,

[Tom Griswold]

so would a chapel ganger be like someone who looks just like somebody else, except they've done a lot of work.

[Al Jackson]

You walked right up to the door and you didn't knock. It's somebody that looks. Looks just like somebody, you know, or somebody looks just like you, but they're not attractive. It's like the not attractive version of you.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

And we've seen that before.

[Jess Hooker]

We.

[Al Jackson]

We're like, oh, that's. You know, that's so and so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You ever seen where two very attractive people have an incredibly ugly kid?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Brings me so much joy.

[Al Jackson]

It's strange. And you can tell they're stunned too. I would see that. You know, I took my kids to the park because I've always worked at night, so I was always at the park with the nannies during the day. And sometimes you just see these gorgeous LA people and just. The kid is a mess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, There are a couple of famous musicians that they had.

[Josh Arnold]

Woo.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, they. Yikes. That is one ugly kid. Good luck. Good luck.

[Al Jackson]

Do you think that has any bearing on, like, what you're going to look like as an adult? When do you think it's like, oh, I think that might be locked in? Yeah, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good question.

[Josh Arnold]

Has anybody seen Chelsea Clinton?

[Jess Hooker]

Remember, she looks the same.

[Josh Arnold]

That poor girl took a beating.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. She did. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

To where even the media was like, hey, we probably should slow down on.

[Tom Griswold]

She didn't ask for that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. And it was totally undeserved and awful.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, have you seen Ice Tea's daughter? Dude, she looks just like Ice Tea. And that's not a look you want on a little girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, it's really.

[Jess Hooker]

And her mom is like a voluptuous blonde woman. Like the whole thing. She looks just like a little baby. Iced Tea.

[Josh Arnold]

Chelsea Clinton is actually quite pretty.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, she's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. So that didn't, you know, she had her awkward.

[Tom Griswold]

But are you saying, are you saying, Al, that like, for example, they'll. As a parent, I'll. I know lots of my kids. Friends. They'll be like a really cute six year old.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And they grow into an incredibly ugly adult.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, yeah. Or vice versa.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I've seen the vice versa where it's like, oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

The Ugly Ducklings.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Good on you.

[Al Jackson]

It was what every 80s movie, mid-80s movie was based on, where it's just like 6 foot 2, Swedish model, but she's got glasses on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

And her cousin's like, take these off. And she's like, okay. And then all of a sudden she's a smoke show. But yeah, that was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The librarian with the hair and a bun and the glasses. Yeah, yeah.

[Al Jackson]

And a lot of guys like that librarian look like that's the part of the sexual nature of it is the buttoned up of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yes, I assume.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a category? Is there like a librarian category in the porno industry?

[Josh Arnold]

Has to be. I mean, you asked us with. Regarding everything. The answer is always yes. Yeah. Everything.

[Tom Griswold]

I asked earlier, Al, if there was a. If there was a category of. What's it called? The pogo stick.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there naked pogo stick? Is that a thing you'd find on OnlyFans?

[Al Jackson]

I'm sure I don't think that that would probably be because I'm assuming a lot of these women are in their apartments, so that probably wouldn't be great. But I'm sure there's like trampoline situations. The interesting thing with OnlyFans is it's almost like not sexual. A lot of times it's just like, oh, I just need you to go sit on that case. I don't know why, but he should do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not mainstream sexual.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I would think pogo stick bouncing would be.

[Jess Hooker]

Pogo stick bouncing is fine. Pogo stick bouncing in slow motion is Your win.

[Jeff Oskay]

I will do some research this afternoon.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

I've always said that it would be terrible. Not if you got caught watching porn and your partner told people. But if your partner told you. Told people, like, what your search history was. Because it's way. Because people just default like, oh, he's looking at two people having intercourse. But like, it's always. Let's be honest, it's always very specific. And to find out your partner's into, like, social worker porn or something way worse, you know, we're just like, oh, what is.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. That's a category.

[Jess Hooker]

Everything's a category.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm the opposite.

[Al Jackson]

Everything is a category.

[Jeff Oskay]

I would rather my lady see my porn search than my YouTube search. I'm more embarrassed by the stupid videos I watch on YouTube that I am my porn.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that is funny. Hey, now, Al, one last thing. I know you're a big sports fan and your. Your lady friend is actually employed by a major league sports team.

[Al Jackson]

She is.

[Tom Griswold]

I have stated on the air that I don't care about the World Cup. I'm not going to watch any of it. I find soccer incredibly boring to watch, and I'm not changing it for anybody. I'm glad other people enjoy it as long as it keeps them out of the traffic in my neighborhood. Your thoughts on the World Cup?

[Al Jackson]

I tend to feel the same way. You know, Denver got the first. Got their first professional women's soccer team here. And their first game was at Bronco stadium, which holds 80,000 because that's how many people went down there. And so I didn't go. I'm like you, Tom. I'm old. And I just want to park and drink coffee and wait for her to be done. And she just texted me back, 00, you can come get me now. And it's just like, I just. It's like three hours and you. There's no guarantee somebody's. I thought there was going to be the shootout where, like, that's the. So even, like, I didn't think it could just end. 00, like, did then technically, did we play, like, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

This is gonna have shootouts, right? The World cup, they don't have ties. I'm hoping. Hoping.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I hope.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I don't know. See, this is. This is a realm.

[Al Jackson]

I think there are ties because you still get points. Some kind of way with, like, shots

[Josh Arnold]

on goal or something.

[Tom Griswold]

We did have a news story yesterday and today an update. They're. They're expecting a baby. Boom. Related to if your team is winning. They'll be. Oh, yeah, yeah. So as I said yesterday. Well, at least, though, at least somebody's scoring.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. On that note, Al, it's always a great pleasure. We'll see you soon.

[Al Jackson]

Hey, love you kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Al. I just love talking to Al. Now, let's see. Where are we? Oh, coming up. What have you got over there, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a lady arrested for handing out some tequila samples. We have a couple alligators in the news. And Coors Light making news this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

That Coors Light story is so funny. Have you seen this thing? It is when you get a eye full of this, it is hilarious. Josh, you'll be especially pleased.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And it may bring back your famous, your character of sir. Who is it again? Sir. What's his name?

[Josh Arnold]

Sir dude the Party Knight.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Christy Lees of the news desk. Hi, Jess Hooker's there. Hi, Jeff. Oscar at the sports desk. Hey, man, there's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker, were you listening by chance four hours ago?

[Christy Lee]

To what? Yeah,

[Jess Hooker]

maybe. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Jess Hooker]

You'd have to jog my memory.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want to see if you can identify this.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you can't. Oh, you want to bet on this? Now, are we wagering she will do it?

[Josh Arnold]

It's from 1964.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that. Okay, dead giveaway.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it isn't.

[Jess Hooker]

A lot of things happened in 1964.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, so far, it has kind of a Stravinsky feel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's like they're tuning.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it a. Is it from tv?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes, that's your hint.

[Jess Hooker]

Along came Bronson.

[Christy Lee]

No, but that was a good guess.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Might as well be.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. The show is not a long. Came Bronson.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know what.

[Tom Griswold]

Came Bronson. Yeah, that makes it a subtle distinction. Not subtle at all. It's.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. So what's this?

[Tom Griswold]

Keep listening.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not going to help her.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait, wait, wait. No, wait. Now, what are you envisioning when you hear this? Like elephants running through a jungle.

[Jess Hooker]

I was gonna say. I am gonna go with. With elephants. Yeah. What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

It's the theme song to the great show, Johnny Quest.

[Christy Lee]

There's a cartoon?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it's. Oh, it's a cartoon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I wasn't. I had heard of Jonny Quest, but I'd never seen an episode because Haji

[Tom Griswold]

from the Johnny Quest show was a regular on our program for many years. Years.

[Josh Arnold]

For some reason, you thought that would be funny to have Haji.

[Tom Griswold]

It was quite enjoyable.

[Jess Hooker]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's the origin story of Haji?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yes, that.

[Jess Hooker]

He was a guy. He was. He was a B character from a cartoon from 1964.

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I was oddly disappointed when I heard that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you actually just ruined it for me. Yeah, I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's. That How. She's just referential, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

I dated a guy named Johnny Quest West. Does that count?

[Josh Arnold]

That's insane.

[Christy Lee]

Really knows him, you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

I know his real name.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't know about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, that doesn't count.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a rock and roll guy.

[Christy Lee]

I know Johnny He's a sound guy for the mummies.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you guys know Johnny Horowitz? You don't know what Johnny Quest. He changed his name.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Harvey.

[Josh Arnold]

You think it's his real name?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is. I don't know. I never asked if it wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now to get off topic even more. Are you familiar with a douche called Quest?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not only the tribe, because when that.

[Tom Griswold]

When I heard about that band called A Tribe Called Quest, I howled. Because right there used to be back from the 50s, a feminine hygiene product called Quest.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I was gonna say, I don't. I've never.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember every time I'd walk in my parents bathroom and open up the big closet in there, and there was always this thing of Quest.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, your mom had vaginal odor.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you feel about that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, she did because she used Quest.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like opening up a Long John Silver's dumpster. So now it smells good.

[Tom Griswold]

You're attacking my late mother. Well, because of the origin of Haji.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now this next story, this is extremely visual involving a beer. But I. Oh, yeah. When I first heard this, I didn't quite envision it the way. Way it turns out. So try to explain it, Chrissy.

[Christy Lee]

Coors Light is launching a taller boy can. The limited edition, taller than a tall boy canister is designed to hold and chill three full Coors Light cans at once.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm in. I like this.

[Christy Lee]

Priced at 3 at $30, the Taller Boy will drop [e-mail] today, those tall

[Josh Arnold]

boys are 24 ounces.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

And again on June 18th. So we have.

[Jess Hooker]

So it's like, essentially it's like 18 inches tall.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a beer can that's 18 inches tall.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm a big fan.

[Tom Griswold]

So how would you put it in a refrigerator?

[Christy Lee]

On the side it says it holds and chills. Three full. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, do you put three cans in it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that a sleeve?

[Christy Lee]

It's like a sleeve.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm out.

[Jess Hooker]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought it was an 18 inch beer can ruin. Because if you. If one person would be drinking that, it would be very warm after.

[Josh Arnold]

That was always the issue with tall boys.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe if you drink it. Oh, do you. Do you drink. When you drink, do you drink rapidly?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm just. Yeah, if you're drinking a Coors, you're not drinking it for the flavor. You're drinking it to get drunk.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I wish it was. I wish it was a 36 ounce, tall, skinny.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, no, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you. It's a sleeve.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So you.

[Jess Hooker]

But I love that it has like 15 o's in the course across the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's cute.

[Christy Lee]

18 inch tall, insulated canister.

[Tom Griswold]

And once again, it's available where.

[Christy Lee]

It's available online at shop. Coors light dot com. Today it's in. It's in honor of FIFA in the World Cup.

[Jeff Oskay]

If you order today, it comes with a restraining order from your ex girlfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

All those O's like gold.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, there you go.

[Jess Hooker]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right. That's where it's. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Put that together.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Coors Light the. Are they the Silver bullet?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. So the, the. The. If. If you have a werewolf in the family, don't. Don't give them one of those. No, we'll take them out. What did we just. We just had. Had like the giant bucket of coffee.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. From Duncan.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a huge.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was called the Bucket.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And now this. Funny. They're getting some publicity out of it. Are they the official beer of the. Is. Is there an official World Cup?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

We did have a cool story earlier this morning about a guy that has. He has one beer from every country represented in the World Cup.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is kind of cool. It is. You don't think it's.

[Josh Arnold]

You know why? It just reminds me of that guy in college that had. Every time he had a beer, he would keep the bottle and put it on his shelf and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Fill it with sand.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

And the girls would do that with like the tequila bottles.

[Josh Arnold]

I sure hated that. That was the live laugh. Love of the dorm. The hackiest. You just knew who you were dealing with.

[Jeff Oskay]

But how do you feel about the canned pan pyramid at a party?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But as a permanent fixture. Then it becomes the ant farm.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Permanent fixture. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now Logan's Roadhouse is testing out THC infused cocktails in Texas. The steakhouse said it's introducing new beverages that feature 5mg of THC per drink which are made with a cannabis infused spirit. The drinks come in three different flavors. Scarlet Haze Prickly pear with lemon and lime, Pineapple Express Pineapple orange juice and grenadine. And High Tide pineapple and Coconut. Diners aged 21 years and over will be allowed to order a maximum of three drinks which cannot be mixed with alcohol.

[Josh Arnold]

If you are in Texas and you go To a Logan's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that like going to an Olive Garden in Sicily?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever had one of those?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What a THC drink?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

How quick does the.

[Christy Lee]

Quick.

[Jess Hooker]

Really fast. It's very fast.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Comparable to alcohol.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I think it's faster.

[Jeff Oskay]

Faster.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. I can't even drink a lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was the opposite because you were saying those gummies, they take forever to kick in.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. But for some reason the liquids kick in a little bit quicker.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they caffeinated?

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that some of them? It depends on.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it depends on them. And I usually come in 3, 5, 10. And then I saw the one the other day that was 20 grams. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Or in a can.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, no, no, it. In a bottle. The bottle. But it was the serving size. It wasn't the whole bottle. Yeah. That's a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The cans are like 5 milligrams. Right. And that's enough for me. I can't even drink a whole one.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll tell you this. Whoever's making, whoever is on roll better double their production.

[Tom Griswold]

That was my. Is my question was going to be does this give you the munchies the way marijuana.

[Jeff Oskay]

It does. And those rolls at Logan's are amazing. I crush them. Not stoned. So I can't imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I didn't know that Logan's had good roles. Oh yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That would be like Texas Roadhouse.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if as part of. Because this is kind of an experiment for Logan's. I wonder if they'll notice that their food. An appreciable increase and. Or are people thinking how come everybody's leaving here when they're done driving straight to Taco Bell for more.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm surprised that like that they're selling that at like a restaurant where you drive home from. Because I think it affects everyone so differently that what I could have one and it has no effect. And you can have one. It can knock you on your booty and you shouldn't be driving anyway.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. There's no way.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I wonder. I mean, would there be liability issues? That would.

[Jess Hooker]

Same with alcohol.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

But I feel like one beer or two beers is a lot easier to measure than one or two.

[Jess Hooker]

And people are more familiar. Yeah. With how they react to alcohol.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the most famous marijuana movies?

[Jeff Oskay]

Up in Smoke.

[Josh Arnold]

Pineapple Express.

[Al Jackson]

As.

[Josh Arnold]

As named in that.

[Tom Griswold]

How about Harold and Kumar? Go to Roadhouse.

[Josh Arnold]

Go to Logan's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Half Baked. It's another one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Half Baked is a big one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's a really good question about the legality of. I mean, they must have thought of that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Well, I mean, you could have a sober driver, not everyone else at the table.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a few, but just. Do you think drinking one of these THC infused drinks impairs your driving more than drinking a couple of beers?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't drink one and drive.

[Christy Lee]

Drive.

[Jess Hooker]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I've had.

[Jess Hooker]

I've had a lot of the THC drinks, and there's no way it. I'm with Christy. I can't finish one. Yeah, it's. It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

And what do they taste like?

[Jess Hooker]

Just like anything else. They're usually a fruity flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they fizzy?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm gonna. I can't believe I'm gonna say this on the air. We're not on the air, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, no. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I had one of those about two years ago. Maybe two summers ago. Got a call from my aunt. Well, I had to been over. It was two years ago. Hey, your mom and your aunt are over here. So there are three of them. Why don't you come over and have lunch with us? Okay. I got my car and I drove over to my aunt's house and pulled in and walked through the kitchen, and I'm like, man, she's redone her house. What's going on? I didn't know they were getting new kitchen. And I walk out on the back porch. I'm in someone else's house.

[Josh Arnold]

That's amazing.

[Jeff Oskay]

It wasn't like they had moved and you went to the wrong house altogether.

[Christy Lee]

I went to the cul de sac before. The cul de sac they lived in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And the houses in that neighborhood are a lot alike. And this house was laid out exactly like my aunt's. And the guy goes, oh, you're looking for. He knew her. He goes, this isn't the first time this has happened. He goes, my brother did this to your aunt about. About six months ago and thought he was at my house. And I go, oh, thank God.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So he was at the THC in the room?

[Christy Lee]

Of course it was. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And you didn't knock, you just walked in?

[Christy Lee]

I just walked in because it's my aunt. I always just walked in. And she goes, we'll be out on the back deck. I go, okay. And I'm looking around, go, wow. I didn't realize they were doing her house.

[Tom Griswold]

So is that the last time you had a THC infused drink? Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, lesson learned.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. Now, looking at the calendar. Calendar. Father's Day just around the corner. We can save you. We can say this fact. This is such a great Father's Day gift. I'm going to get myself one. I've already got one I'm going to get. It's the Aura frame. It's a U R, A. I'm out.

[Christy Lee]

You have enough kids, they can buy you one.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pitch in like two bucks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

that's very funny. The aura frame. Aura. What is it? It's an electric electronic frame. There's one right behind Josh there. And what's in it? Well, let's see. You can load it with whatever you want. Lots of videos and unlimited videos and photographs. They're so cool. And then once you've given it to that dad of yours, you can add. Even if you don't live in the same town, you can add photographs and videos to it because. Because you do it all electronically online. It's so cool and so easy. You'll have great shots of the family. It's better than sending your dad a picture. Oh, look, here's a picture of the kids. He looks at it in his phone. It's the size of a postage stamp. No, not with the aura frame. It's fully there for him to enjoy. We really encouraged a lot of people at Mother's Day to get these. We've been getting love letters about them. Free, unlimited storage. Like I said, it's called the Aura frame. That one over there is the Carver matte frame. And by the way, they've got a new offer in which a number of their frames can be purchased with $35 off. If you mention the code word tomorrow and mention our show. Thank you very much. Go to auraframes.com and find out why Wirecutter named it number one. This is a terrific gift, and you might want to just get one for yourself. They're so cool. Aura. Auraframes.com the promo code is my name Tom. And you can support the show by mentioning the Bob and Tom show when you check out. We would certainly appreciate that. I know you'll appreciate this. It's a terrific gift for Father's Day. And the clock is ticking, as they say. You better get on it right now. Aura frames.com what are we coming back with, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

We got a purple segment. We have Jimi Hendrix and Prince in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we'll look forward to that. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Music Center.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, is that the news desk?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker is enjoying a. I'm messing

[Jess Hooker]

with the toothpicks still, and it looks

[Josh Arnold]

like you have a kind of a slushie there.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I do. This is my new concoction. I'll tell you about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, there's Jeff Oskay. Hey, man, Ace Cosby's there. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold, and it almost looks like, Tom, that Jess is enjoying a tropical drink.

[Christy Lee]

Mm. Like a pina colada.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it is, but it's works safe. This is an energy drink, a peach flavored energy drink, and a vanilla protein drink. All right, so I get my protein, I get my caffeine, and ready to go.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it called?

[Christy Lee]

I just made it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Name it. You have. Give it a name.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, so peach and vanilla.

[Christy Lee]

Do you use your frother thing?

[Jess Hooker]

No, that's just kind of how it. It starts to separate.

[Jeff Oskay]

It kind of has that dirty. So it could be. Just be a dirty Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

A dirty Jess. I like the dirty hooker. It's got to be a dirty hooker. A dirty hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I want me a dirty hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I even put a couple of pumps of the vanilla coffee flavor we have.

[Tom Griswold]

I put a couple of comps in it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, all he said was that he put a couple of cups.

[Jess Hooker]

That's better than what it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta finish it in a dirty hooker.

[Jeff Oskay]

Gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Jess Hooker]

It's that time of year where you don't want hot coffee. I gotcha for me. Anyway. Have you started drinking your cold coffees yet?

[Tom Griswold]

I've been drinking iced tea all still.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, all right. I remember you just discovered iced coffee last summer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, that's. Oh, I had one this morning.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the first thing I did this morning.

[Jess Hooker]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, check local listings. It was a little bit toasty.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I cooled off with a nice coffee switch to tea a little bit later. Christy Lee is right over there.

[Christy Lee]

Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, ma'.

[Josh Arnold]

Am.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you got?

[Christy Lee]

A street in New York City has officially been named Jimi Hendrix Way. According to the New York Times, a ceremony to co name a block in Greenwich Village Jimi Hendrix Way took place this week after the initial event in February was canceled due to snow. The music legend's name is now on the block where he lived and built Electric Lady Studios. I got to go there. Once his younger Sister Janie Hendricks said the co naming is nearly 56 years in the making.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

That took a while.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a good name for the. I know what street that is. And the sidewalks are all torn up, so when you're on it, you're always tripping. So that's so good. Good name for that. Nothing from Josh on that.

[Josh Arnold]

I think illegal drugs are nothing to laugh at.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Purple Haze, man. Purple Haze.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of purple, the estate of Prince is releasing a posthumous album featuring unreleased songs by the late musician. Set to arrive on August 28th. The 10 track album spans from 1977 to 2016, marking the first time a collection of Prince songs has been curated to include every iconic phase of his career. Included a 1995 recording of Stone and the 1991 recording of with this Tear, which are currently available to stream ahead of this album's release. So if you're a Prince fan, check it out this summer.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he go with all that purple stuff because of the Vikings?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the Minnesota Vikings.

[Christy Lee]

I know what you meant.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Or was there a purple Hayes Hendrix connection with him? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

He just liked purple.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. How do you feel about the school of thought? Devil's advocate, this one that says, look, he didn't release it when he's, when he was alive because he didn't want to. So there must be a reason right now.

[Josh Arnold]

He's very prolific in writing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So. But I'm saying, if he didn't release it, did he not want it out there? Yeah, yeah, that's not so.

[Josh Arnold]

You never know, I guess.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But like some of these, like the writer thing that was the big controversy a couple years ago, sometimes David Foster Wallace.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If a writer says, don't ever release this when I die.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Harper Lee. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't mean it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he didn't know how much money we need.

[Tom Griswold]

Has he ever tried buying an old Chris Craft? Okay, thank you very much. Well, we certainly appreciate your indulgence today. And boy, did you need it. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Jeff Oskay]

Full send Golf.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know how much I really, really love Golf. Full send Golf 2v2 Me and VOD

[Tom Griswold]

vs Big John and Kyle. Oh, it feels good to be back on the links with the boys. Join the party on the golf course.

[Christy Lee]

Back to golf in a big way.

[Jess Hooker]

Now what?

[Tom Griswold]

Practice. Let's go hit the range.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was like, let's go to the range.

[Josh Arnold]

We are headed to the golf cart, y'.

[Tom Griswold]

All. You want to golf with us?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

You don't play golf?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Try.

[Tom Griswold]

We gotta break par. I'm very, very excited. You excited? Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bul send golf.

[Tom Griswold]

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