The BOB & TOM Show - June 17, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – June 17, 2026

Main Theme:
The June 17th, 2026 episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers its classic blend of comedy, banter, music, news, and sports with the usual cast of characters. The show was a "blank slate," full of unplanned and unpredictable riffs, memorable storytelling, topical humor about high school reunions, word origins, and the unique quirks of American life, all in the show's unmistakably irreverent tone.

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Episode Highlights

1. Musical Open and Song Parody

• Opening Song: “Walk, walk, walk into the liquor store,” performed as a comedic, rambling tune about losing a license and walking to get booze.
  • [01:44] B: “Policeman took my license off of me, I just, I can't use it anymore. I said that was drunk, too drunk... Walk, walk, walk into the liquor store...”
  • [03:02] B: “So guess what? Now I'm walking to the liquor store, everybody can sing now...”

2. Cast Roll Call and Technical Chatter

• Roll Call:
  The hosts introduce each other with friendly ribbing, including clothing jokes (Christy Lee in a ‘cat outfit’) and lack of sleep.
  • [04:36] D: “Christy Lee in her cat outfit. Yeah. There's Pat Godwin in his injured outfit.”
  • [05:03] A: “A caffeine dump and ready to rock.”

3. High School Reunion Chaos

• Chick’s 50th Reunion:
  Chick McGee is on his high school’s reunion committee and is tasked with hunting down missing classmates, leading to lots of jokes about death, obituaries, and the infamous “death tree” (displaying photos of deceased classmates).
  • [08:00] D: “My 50th high school reunion is coming up…and I’m on some kind of committee, which I don’t care for.”
  • [08:53] D: “It’s a tree about as big as a large basketball...and they hang what looks like to me Christmas ornaments with the pictures of the decedents.”
  • [09:40] D: Names read aloud: “Rocky Garrett…Sherry Johnson…Jeff Kerfoot…Becky McBroom…Melvin Cordle…Mike Fry…James Minor…Chris Perry…”
• Notable Quote:
  • [13:31] D: “So if you are any of those people or know any of those people…and you know anything about London, Ohio…send something to the show.”

4. Odd News & Listener Letters

• Bicycle Nostalgia and News:
  Banter about Schwinn bikes and banana seats moves into actual bicycle news later, including the “penny farthing” world record.
• Obituary Bloopers:
  The cast jokes about confusing obituaries and the dangers of public name searches.
  • [11:19] E: "I just looked it up."
  • [11:21] D: "Yeah, Internet."
• Notable Letter:
  • [43:02] D: “My 10 year class reunion was in 1992...I simply returned the RSVP as deceased. I've never been on social media, so I assume I'm still dead to them.”

5. Sports & Naming Trends

• The Name “Jalen”:
  Discussion of the rise in popularity of the name “Jalen”, triggered by NBA Finals MVP Jalen Brunson, including the backstory that NBA star Jalen Rose’s mother invented the name by combining “James” and “Leonard.”
  • [14:02] A: "There's an origin story about the name Jalen..."
  • [14:13] D: "Somebody named Jay and somebody named Leonora had a kid..."
  • [82:27] A: "Jalen is a modern name. Jalen comes from Jalen Rose, whose mother made up the name by combining his father's name, James, and his uncle Leonard's names and came up with Jalen."
• Predicted Baby Boom:
  The cast riffs on the expected surge in babies named after the New York Knicks’ stars following the team's (fictional) championship.
  • [81:31] D: “Experts say a New York Knicks baby boom is on the way...babies named after the Knicks players following the team's championship run.”

6. Word Origins & Fake-Sounding Real Words

• Word Segment:
  Tom introduces a list of 11 odd English words that “sound fake but are real,” with much laughter and creative riffing on:
  • Bumfuzzle (to perplex),
  • Snollygoster (an unprincipled but shrewd person),
  • Bumbershoot (an umbrella),
  • Pronk (to show off),
  • Embiggen (to make bigger — from The Simpsons),
  • Crapulent (from excessive eating/drinking),
  • Fartlek (interval run training),
  • Borborygmus (stomach rumbling),
    and more.
  • [129:35] A: "Snickersnee" (a large knife),
  • [132:03] C: “She got implants. She embiggened her…”
  • [132:18] E: “Taradiddle… a synonym for fib…”

7. Quirky Product Reviews & Life Observations

• Bug-A-Salt Gun:
  After learning about the salt-shooting bug gun, listener letters describe adventures using it on flies—and each other.
  • [21:04] A (reading listener letter): “My husband…shooting flies off my head. I did, however, wake up with a scalp full of salt.”
• Restaurants & Salt Fads:
  The group derides the new “elitist” way to serve salt (in bowls for pinching rather than shakers) and the viral Salt Bae eating trend.
• Butt Luge:
  Tom compares Salt Bae’s performance to a “butt luge” party trick:
  • [23:41] A: “This is the elitist version of…doing the shot through the gluteal cleft of a hot chick...The butt luge.”

8. Iconic Car Nostalgia

• Pontiac “Judge” GTO Commercial:
  Tom plays a 1969 Paul Revere & the Raiders GTO ad, launching a debate over classic cars’ collectibility and monetary value, while others poke fun at the cast’s obsession with car trivia.
  • [25:23] D: “All rise for the Judge!”

9. Fan Behavior at International Sports Events

• Norway (“Viking Row”) and Scottish Fans:
  The “Viking Row” at a Norway match and Scottish fans drinking Boston “dry” are both recounted as examples of creative, wild fandom.
  • [27:53] D: “Norway beat Iraq 4:1 in the World Cup at Foxborough...the whole crowd does it.”
  • [70:06] D: “Scottish soccer fans apparently drank all of the beer in Boston.”
  • [73:02+] A: “Romania [is] the top alcohol-consuming country, per capita.”

10. Music History & Parodies

• “16 Tons” Revisited:
  After Tennessee Ernie Ford is triggered by algorithm shenanigans, the hosts compare the original to a ZZ Top & Jeff Beck cover, praising both.
  • [67:41]-[68:31]: “You load sixteen tons and what do you get...”
• Animatronic Singing Chickens:
  Recollections of theme park attractions featuring singing/animatronic chickens performing “In the Mood.”

11. Relationship and Sex Advice – “Sexy Time” with Ali Breen

• Ali Breen Segment:
  Classic B&T sex and dating Q&A:
  • Moving for a boyfriend—should she get married first?
  • Showering before sex in summer (“ball musk is not a gift!”)
  • Girlfriend obsessed with discussing her ex (“Something is unresolved…”)
  • Thermostat wars (“His logic isn’t flawed—you can always bundle up!”)
  • Is being picky at restaurants a sign of being bad in bed?
  • One-night stand during a fight (“If you don’t tell him you’ll get away with it…” Chick)
• Notable quotes:
  • [146:49] D: "Shall I wash your balls for you? Oh, that's fun."
  • [151:09] A: "I'm really getting used to it. But again, that's the kind of compromise I put up with because I'm a man. She’s in charge."
• Notable moment:
  [139:18] H (Ali Breen): “I don’t know why that made me blush. I feel that I'm very modest all of a sudden. I don't know what's going on.”

12. Bizarre News, Product Updates, and Listener Stories

• Public Pool Vandal:
  The hosts riff on a North Carolina incident where someone defecated in a public pool (reward for the “pooper”).
  • [109:18] E: “A person who defecated in a public pool…”
  • [109:54] D: “Marco Poopoo.”
• McDonald’s Fried Apple Pie Returns:
  • [127:55] E: “They're installing a 35 foot long fried apple pie on Route 66 to celebrate the dessert’s return…”
• Air Canada Pilot Fraud:
  [162:24] E: "Air Canada pilot is accused of flying commercial jets for 17 years using forged credentials...essentially two buttons."

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Notable Memorable Quotes

• [09:57] A: “Why don’t we delve in? Let's delve into the stuff you're not talking about.”
• [43:29] D: “I aspire like you to be...to one day be a shut in.”
• [81:14] A: “How could a watch be $200,000? What does it do?”
• [145:01] D: “Yeah. In Tom’s book, that's over 99 pounds.”
• [146:49] D: “Shall I wash your balls for you? Oh, that’s fun.”
• [154:16] D: “If you don’t tell him, you will get away with it. Okay.”

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Segment Timestamps (Selected)

• [01:44] – Opening Song: “Walking to the Liquor Store”
• [04:19] – Show roll call/jokes about cat outfit/leopard bike seat
• [08:00] – Chick’s 50th high school reunion & the “death tree”
• [13:31] – Missing classmates read aloud
• [14:02], [82:27] – “Jalen” name origin/NBA jersey news
• [21:04] – Listener letter about Bug-A-Salt gun
• [23:41] – Salt Bae vs. butt luge party trick
• [25:23] – GTO “Here come the Judge” ad, classic car banter
• [27:53] – Norway “Viking Row” fan bit
• [43:02] – Listener claims to be “deceased” to avoid reunion
• [67:41], [68:31] – ZZ Top/Jeff Beck “16 Tons” vs. Tennessee Ernie Ford
• [70:06], [73:02+] – Scottish fans, global alcohol stats
• [127:55] – McDonald’s fried apple pie promo news
• [132:03] – “Embiggened” from Simpsons/word segment
• [139:18] – Ali Breen, “Sexy Time” – See underpants/thermostat/sex advice
• [146:49] – Shower before sex, “wash his balls”
• [151:09] – Thermostat “compromise” relationship dispute
• [154:16] – “If you don’t tell him, you will get away with it.” (on affair secrecy)
• [159:05]-[162:00] – Weird/fake-sounding English words
• [162:24] – “Put a sock in it” (bantering about plane-pilot scam story)

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Closing Thoughts

This show is vintage BOB & TOM: anecdotal, off-the-cuff, filled with deadpan humor, playful conflict, and mix of the absurd and relatable—from high school reunions and sex studies to obscure word lists and fast food nostalgia. The cast’s long-standing rapport allows for sprawling conversations punctuated with sharp jokes, one-liners, listener engagement, and call-backs to inside gags.

If you missed the episode, you missed:

• A running saga about class reunions and “death trees,”
• Word nerd comedy (“Embiggen!”),
• Nostalgic sports, car, and food bits,
• Over-the-top riffing on public pool vandals and showering before sex,
• Playful listener letters and audience interaction,
• And a full-strength “Sexy Time” segment.

Each moment is a testament to why this show has endured—gleeful chaos, with a little bit of everything and laughs all the way.

Transcript

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It's the bob and tom show.

[E]

Okay,

[B]

That sounds good.

[D]

Oh yeah, you sound a lot better today. I don't know what it is.

[B]

Let me tell you a story.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Policeman took my license off of me I just, I can't use it anymore. I said that was drunk, too drunk. Now I'm walking to the liquor store Never mind I said walk, walk, walk into the liquor store with my friend Josh hi, black eye Walk, walk walking through the liquor store I want to buy some more One more time Walk, walk, walk into the Lakers fall Gotta walk, man

[C]

Walk, walk, walk until the

[B]

Laker shot Got my license bad switched up in I told my friend Tom no Irish whiskey anymore no, no, no,

[C]

no, no But I tunneled my.

[B]

So guess what? Now I'm walking to the liquor store Everybody can sing now Walk, walk, walk into the liquor store who is my friend Josh Black moods. Walk, walk, walk into the liquor store Chico says he's staying home he's got

[D]

some hoots Rock into that liquor store

[B]

Bass player has some beaut. Josh, take us home with a little bit of guitar.

[A]

Now.

[B]

You sound sober. That's enough. You're showing me off. Yeah. Oh, very nice.

[A]

Thank you very much.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Hello.

[D]

That's right. We know. We're on the air. What of it? Oh, from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show.

[F]

Bob and Tom.

[D]

Christy Lee and her

[A]

cat outfit.

[D]

Yeah. There's Pat God when in his injured outfit.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[D]

There's Josh Arnold.

[C]

Hello.

[D]

There's Ace Cosmic.

[G]

Hello.

[D]

I'm Chick McGee.

[G]

Hello.

[D]

Hello, Tom.

[A]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[D]

How are you, buddy?

[G]

Good.

[D]

Another night with no sleep. What's going on?

[A]

No, no, no, no.

[D]

I'm okay.

[A]

I'm well rested.

[D]

All right. You look fresh.

[A]

A caffeine dump and ready to rock.

[D]

Oh, man, are we gonna rock. We are going.

[A]

This is the way we rock. Is that correct?

[D]

That's right.

[A]

People are probably thinking we rock and

[D]

we roll as well.

[A]

People probably think that we have a plan, that we know what we're doing,

[D]

we know what's coming next and we

[A]

know where we're going.

[D]

How many riders do you have?

[E]

The meeting must start at 4am to discuss what you're going to talk about.

[A]

The fact of the matter is it's a blank slate today.

[C]

Oh, good.

[D]

Like my brain.

[A]

All I can tell you was eventually on the show, Ali Breen will be here with Sexy time and we'll weigh in on the love troubles of those that have questions. Beyond that, it's a blank slate. I can't talk about. I don't know. You tell me. I. Chick says you have your cat outfit on. I'm.

[D]

Now that's a real hide from a leopard.

[A]

Oh, I see.

[D]

I had a leopard seat like that.

[E]

No, you didn't.

[D]

A Schwinn Stingray bicycle had a leopard seat like that.

[E]

Really?

[D]

I had it.

[B]

Wow.

[E]

What color was your bike?

[D]

Black. With a leopard seat.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

Nice.

[C]

Were your panties blue?

[D]

Are you saying I might be in the. Oh, okay. You know, my neighbor stole that bike.

[A]

Now, is this the.

[D]

Right off our porch?

[A]

This was the early Schwinn that had the so called banana seat and the high handlebars.

[D]

Stingray got right there.

[A]

Did you have the one that had the stick shift?

[D]

No stick shift.

[E]

Oh, those were so cool.

[A]

They made one. They made one.

[E]

The apple crate. Remember that?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And it had a. Right there on the bar. Yeah, there was like a. It was. It's. It was a stick shift. I forget, was it functional? That was that like a three speed.

[E]

We weren't rich enough.

[A]

I didn't. I didn't have one.

[D]

I'd either.

[A]

I just remember. But yeah, the banana seat bike didn't come out until the late 60s.

[C]

Oh. They were not for boys when I grew up. Dude, no kidding. Banana seeds. Strictly girls.

[D]

No kidding.

[E]

Really? Yeah, they were the thing when we.

[D]

I had one. The next door neighbor had one.

[C]

Oh, I doubt. But it just. It changed.

[D]

And the neighbor down the street stole the bike. And I told my dad and he went and got the bike and brought it back real nice.

[A]

Yeah, Was there any ancillary violence or anything?

[D]

He told me to go in the house. The next thing I know, there's the bike.

[A]

That's what dad.

[E]

Yeah. Good for him.

[A]

Well, oddly enough, we do have bicycles in the news today.

[D]

And some of the. Bicycle. Bicycle.

[A]

That'll probably make Josh happy. Kind of a fun bicycle.

[C]

World record.

[A]

So we can certainly look forward to that.

[E]

Still riding your bike? You don't talk about it much.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Yes, I am.

[E]

Good.

[A]

I didn't do it last weekend. Probably do it this weekend.

[D]

Perhaps Tom's learned what I've learned.

[E]

Not to talk about his personal life.

[D]

To talk about anything unless it happens in this room. Well, I found it serves me very well.

[A]

Why don't we delve in? Let's delve into the stuff you're not talking about.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

My 50th high school reunion is coming up in September and I'm on some sort of committee, which I don't care for, but apparently I committee a committee. I'm supposed to find a couple of our classmates they can't get a hold of, really. So I'm on the case.

[E]

We should say their names on the radio, maybe.

[A]

Are they alive?

[D]

Oh, I don't see. There's. There's the key. You know, there. It's 50, so 68. So.

[A]

Yeah, there is a. I do not know. There are a couple of really good obituary search.

[E]

Are there?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Why would you say. Why would you add death to this story?

[A]

Well, because. I'm just saying, if it's your 50, odds are certainly. Didn't you tell me that. Didn't you tell me your last reading? They do some kind of a tribute like they have at the Oscars, where they have the.

[D]

Yes, they did.

[B]

In Memorial.

[A]

Okay. I'm sorry.

[D]

It's. It's a tree about as big as a large basketball.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

And it's got old branches on it. It looks like an old tree. It looks like a dead old tree. And they hang what looks like to me Christmas ornaments with the pictures of the decedents.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

They're there.

[B]

Yeah, I just did my 50th.

[C]

Yeah, I just did my 50th.

[B]

And we had the table with like headshots of everybody that passed away.

[D]

It wasn't on a tree though, right?

[B]

No, not a tree. That's fancy.

[E]

See, at our 40th, I wouldn't allow that. I go, I don't want that. No, it's too much of a downer.

[A]

Yeah. That is sad.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Wow.

[D]

Well, people, you know, live, die.

[A]

I know, I'm well aware of that. I mean, but the death tree, let's see, what is it? And it's a dead looking tree with ornaments.

[D]

Oh, it's dead. Or hell yeah.

[E]

You know, leaves on it. That would make it was alive.

[B]

Right?

[A]

But I mean it would be more spring. Like they're somewhere. They're in a better place.

[D]

Seven decades. It's not. Anyway, Carol says. Let's see. I have divided the list up to make it easier. Oh, there's. Let's see, there's four of us. Me and.

[C]

How did this happen?

[D]

I don't know. I. I made the mistake of answering the email early that I will attend and write it right away. Can you help us?

[C]

Oh, I bail, dude.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

How many. How many people do you have to find personal?

[D]

Two. Just two.

[E]

Oh, just two.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Oh, I just write back. I think they're dead.

[D]

You know what?

[B]

In the graveyard.

[D]

I will take a look at that.

[A]

I tell you what, this is the

[E]

kind of thing I would love. You tell me their names. I'll look for for him.

[D]

I need to find Charles Baseman. B, A, E, S, M, A, N and John Khan.

[A]

How does he spell con?

[D]

C, O, N, N. Like the instrument Smythe or something?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, the horn.

[E]

The horn baseman's first name.

[D]

Should I just give a. Go ahead and give away all. Just say all the names we need.

[C]

What the heck.

[D]

Why not Rocky Garrett? Yeah, actually his real name. High school in the 70s. A kid named Rocky. Sherry Johnson, Jeff Kerfoot, Becky McBroom. How do I. Becky McBroom. Why is it going in my. Why is it going.

[A]

Okay, now, Becky McBroom sounds like the name of a little girl in a nice sweet story.

[C]

No, it sounds like Scrooge McDuck's witch sister.

[D]

Scrooge McDuck and Becky McBroom. Why am I in my head seeing me say these names again in a court of law?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Excuse me, Mr. Baseman. Melvin Cordle is going on the tree.

[D]

Oh, how do you know that?

[E]

I just looked it up.

[A]

You already found the guy?

[D]

Yeah, Internet.

[F]

Right here.

[D]

No, I found him and it said. Is it the obituary?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, this is the wrong guy. He's 81

[A]

now. Now you're gonna be in court.

[D]

Now we got trouble.

[A]

That's a different guy. Same name. You've got to be real careful.

[E]

Yeah. And he's from Columbus, Ohio, so.

[D]

Becky McBroom though, sounds like a witch superhero, doesn't it?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Off your feet.

[A]

Yeah, it's like a Saturday. A really brave young lady.

[D]

Hang on 24688 more names. Melvin Cordle. Mike Fry. I really knew Mike. He's a nice guy.

[A]

How does he spell Fry?

[D]

F R, E, Y.

[A]

Okay. Like Glenn Fry of the Eagles.

[D]

Exactly.

[A]

He's on the tree.

[D]

No relation.

[A]

Look, don't blame me.

[D]

James Minor.

[A]

How does he spell it?

[D]

M I, N O R. Why you ask it?

[C]

You're not put these names into Google.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

You don't care.

[A]

I don't know because there are people listening that are. We're gonna get a list tomorrow.

[C]

Oh yeah, you're right.

[D]

When we. When James turned 20, one bar and he said I'll have a beer. And they said sorry, we don't serve miners.

[A]

That was just waiting for us.

[D]

Frank Penwell. I remember Frank. I built a project with Frank. He was a good guy. I think I drove my first nail with Frank.

[A]

He may still. He may still be a good guy. Christie. I might have already googled him dead.

[E]

I haven't do. I haven't googled anymore.

[D]

Anybody else dying over there.

[E]

I thought maybe Thomas baseman. That was already one.

[D]

Charles Faceman.

[B]

Oh,

[C]

there we are. I'm pretty sure I be on this committee.

[D]

Chris Perry. She was a borderline hot as I figured. Yeah.

[E]

Chris Perry.

[D]

Brenda Sorrel. No idea who that is. Jim Stahl. And not the. Is there an actor named Jim Stahl? I think there is a British guy, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. Leslie and Freddie Young. So if you are any of those people who know any of those people you think you do and you know anything about London, Ohio.

[A]

Very helpful.

[D]

Send something to the show. I need to keep this as an arm's length for legal purpose.

[C]

Hundred dollars and we'll know that.

[D]

That's exactly right.

[A]

Okay. Well, now we will push forward.

[D]

Feel like I've done something good, but it's gonna be really bad.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Come on, Charles.

[A]

He's quit executing people over there, for God's sake. I like it there. You know, many times.

[D]

Many times should have expected. Get Chrissy.

[A]

They're all dead.

[E]

I didn't say he was dead.

[A]

Many times people have the same name.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Even if it's a really obscure name. Sometimes two people have it. We have a great story about names in sports. Including an origin story about the name Jalen, which is a great name. But there are about to be a lot more of them. According to certain predictions.

[D]

Jalen hurts Jalen Rose.

[A]

Do you know the origin of the name Jalen?

[D]

I do not. Somebody named Jay and somebody named Leonora had a kid.

[A]

You're almost exactly right. You're Very close.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

And you've actually, you've kind of nailed it.

[D]

But you know, on mash, BJ Honeycutt, they always wondered what BJ Stood for. And he said, it doesn't stand for anything. My mother was B. Honeycutt and my dad was J. Honeycutt, so they named him bj.

[A]

That's nice.

[D]

Isn't that nice?

[A]

There's an origin story.

[D]

I know far too much about mash.

[A]

There's an origin story about. About Jay, the name Jalen coming up.

[B]

Cool.

[A]

In the wake, of course, of the victory of the New York Knicks, and I don't know if you saw this, but they broke the record for merch sales of jerseys, etc. Etc. Of course, obviously, in the wake of the. The Knicks winning. And you know what the number one selling jersey was?

[D]

Wembanyama. No, that's Spurs. Yeah, I still say Wembanyama.

[A]

Nope, there's your hint.

[D]

Oh, is the fugitive.

[B]

No.

[D]

Oh, Jalen Brunson. Yeah.

[A]

Then came Bronson theme.

[D]

Right? Yeah. Everybody. That was on the top of my mind. I'd recognize that theme anywhere.

[A]

I'm the only one that ever made that connection.

[E]

Yes, yes.

[A]

Millions of realize that and looked at

[D]

that and go, boy, that doesn't seem normal.

[A]

I was hoping the New York Post would have the headline. Then came Brunson, referencing the great Jim Bronson and the TV show. Right, now it's time to Christy to stop killing people.

[D]

Very close.

[A]

Christy Lee's over there. How'd you get to work, Christy?

[E]

How did I get to work in my beautiful Tucson hybrid from Hyundai?

[D]

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Hyundai.

[E]

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[D]

Coming up.

[A]

Coming up, we have a suggestion about how to go to sleep faster. Propofol. No, no, that'll get you there.

[E]

I hope she's asleep first.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

And then we have masturbated. We have.

[D]

Is it masturbation?

[A]

We have witches.

[D]

All right. Who among us have not done that to get to sleep? Exactly.

[B]

Well,

[A]

you almost had her chick.

[E]

It makes me Wake up. I can't. I'm the opposite.

[D]

You're a weirdo.

[B]

That.

[A]

That means if he's doing it or if you're doing it.

[E]

No, if I.

[A]

Okay, we got it.

[D]

Exhilarates you.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Hey, guys. Does it exhilarate any of us when that happens?

[B]

Sometimes. Not often though.

[C]

They think that very rarely.

[A]

I believe the scientists will tell you

[D]

caring and as feminine as the next guy. But boy, that's the one thing. I am all male. Good night, everybody.

[A]

Scientists will tell you that they think that it was. It would help continue the species of the success of the species because the man would go to sleep and not well, in the most primitive terms, beat her to death because he was exhausted. Well, and this is. I'm sorry, this is how pro CRO magden man. Or wait, did he survive? Never mind. If you want better science, they had

[D]

radio shows in my CRO Magnon man.

[A]

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[D]

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[E]

Hello.

[D]

There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[D]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[C]

Hi.

[D]

There's Ace Cosby.

[C]

Hey there.

[D]

I'm Chick. And hello, Tom.

[A]

Hello, Chick McGee. Yesterday on the show, we learned something. Something I had never heard of, that I'm gonna be working on this weekend, obtaining one of these, if possible. Of course. I'm talking about the bug assault gun.

[E]

Oh, the assault gun, which is the

[A]

weapon that shoots salt. I'm not sure if flies.

[D]

If I can do the visual. It just spews out salt crystals.

[A]

Yeah. Imagine a shotgun. A shotgun pistol, if you will. But it's shooting out salt and it's like a.

[D]

A burst, and then the flies always just go down.

[E]

Is it a kosher salt? Are we talking pink, Himalayan? What kind of salt are we looking for?

[A]

I don't know. I'm guessing Morton salt.

[C]

I'd like to think it's your preference. And to taste.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Yes, thank you.

[D]

You know, there's people out there who eat flies.

[E]

No.

[G]

Sure.

[C]

And there is one of the funniest addiction. Everybody Loves Raymond was about that.

[D]

People eating flies.

[C]

Yes. One of his brothers, Raymond, he was his girlfriend. He brought a girl date over, and Raymond saw her eat a fly and nobody believed him. It's excellent.

[A]

Oh, that sounds. Sounds great.

[E]

That's an amazing house, right?

[D]

What?

[E]

We all have salt all over your house.

[C]

I think they're more for your. Your porches and your decks.

[D]

Okay, well, actually, somebody emailed us, and I don't know where the email went, but he said, I'm. I've used.

[A]

Yeah, I got. Right here.

[D]

Oh, okay. Go ahead.

[A]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Yesterday morning, you were talking about the bug assault gun, and we googled this thing. I'd never heard of it. And yeah, they're out there. They're not expensive at all. My husband several years ago mentioned it. We found one at our local Meijer store and bought it. We used it for several years when hanging out in our barn. Sadly, it got clogged up from all the humidity in the salt. I had to buy him a new one, though. The new one works great. I can attest to the fact that it doesn't hurt to be shot by it because my husband sent Friday night shooting flies off my head. I did, however, wake up with a.

[D]

That sounds like a lovely get together.

[A]

I did wake up with a scalp full of salt. They're fun, highly effective, and extremely entertaining. On summer days, hanging out in your barn or your garage. Make sure you close your eyes if you're having fly shot off your head with assault. Oh, this is from Jesse and Rocky. They live in Bethlehem.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Pennsylvania, Indiana. Oh, I didn't know there was a Bethlehem, Indiana.

[D]

I did not know that either. I had a letter that said he. A guy used it indoors and. But his. Now his cat has high blood pressure.

[E]

The bug assault uses ordinary table salt. In case you're. I bet it was the biggest salt.

[D]

I bet the. The grinder. The grinder salt.

[C]

One grain's got to be like a bullet to a fly.

[E]

Sure.

[D]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[A]

Have you been. I was at this restaurant the other day, and of course, I've been bitching about this for a while. No salt and pepper on the table. Yeah, the chef is seasoned. Cram it. Okay, I'm on. I want some salt on my burger.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And they brought over this bowl that, like, you dip your fingers in.

[D]

Oh, yeah, I like.

[E]

I like.

[D]

You like that.

[E]

A couple of those. Yeah.

[D]

Although it makes one wonder that I'm pinching someone else's pinch salt in the bowl. But that. I mean, that's kind of.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

You go to a restaurant, you're. You don't like the reasonably clean.

[A]

You don't like the salt shaker. Like, I've got my. My sugar thing right over here.

[C]

That restaurant in New York City maybe five years ago that you couldn't get a reservation to, the guy chef would come out and sprinkle salt down his arm.

[D]

Right, right.

[C]

Would go onto the steak, and him

[D]

doing that went viral.

[C]

I think you had to pay extra to have him come out and do that.

[D]

Right. Right.

[C]

Now, I think anybody can get a reservation there, but who want that?

[E]

I don't know.

[C]

It was like. It was a huge fad among your Wall street elites, the foodies.

[A]

What, you're getting some skin disease now on your stage.

[C]

I don't know about that, but yeah, he would go like this and kind of crumble it in his hand and would just roll down his elbow.

[E]

So this is the.

[A]

This is the elitist version of Buffalo, New York, and doing the shot through the gluteal cleft of a hot chick.

[G]

Oh.

[C]

Oh, your butt luge.

[A]

The butt luge where they pour the beverage down a naked woman's behind.

[E]

Well, that's a little.

[D]

That's. At least.

[C]

You don't need reservations for that.

[E]

No. At least that's any sex.

[A]

In fact. Yeah. The woman who does it does. Apparently doesn't have any reservations.

[D]

Now, if a Woman was having flies shot off her head and then she would do a butt luge. Would you participate?

[A]

You got two exciting moments there.

[D]

I know.

[A]

All of which, both of which are going to end up on the Internet. Well, thank you very much for that letter. Now we are doing our letters segment. How does one reach us?

[D]

Chick McGee, Bob and [e-mail]. will that get it there? Dear Bob and Tom show. I know Tom is a GTO fan, so I was surprised he did not. Wow folks with a well known fact, as Tom would put it. This is brilliant and fascinating. Paul Revere and the Raiders did a Pontiac GTO commercial for the gto. Here come the judge. Remember that car?

[E]

Yes, I do remember that car.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And we have the commercial and we need audio on this. So long time. That's Mark Lindsay. This call has been called in session to pass judgment on a special car from Pontiac. All eyes for the judge.

[A]

Oh, that's awesome.

[C]

That's how I'm referring to the car.

[D]

Look at that. Pontiac Clown Air 366 horse bag type wheels.

[E]

60 inch spoiler.

[D]

Air foil. The rule.

[A]

It's got a spoiler on the back there.

[D]

Okay, nine more minutes.

[A]

I don't remember this commercial.

[D]

There they are. Boy, look at those effects in 1969.

[A]

Has the jury reached a verdict?

[D]

Break away.

[C]

The jury says break away.

[D]

Yeah. Break away and have a job.

[A]

Yeah. What's most interesting is I don't think that's Mark Lindsay singing.

[E]

I don't. It couldn't. It didn't sound like.

[A]

Yeah. I think it was a studio thing. But a guy in my high school had that car.

[E]

They're worth a lot of money right now.

[G]

Had the.

[A]

Had the Hearst shifter.

[C]

All of you really sold out, man.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

Remember.

[D]

Remember when they sellouts.

[A]

Just cool car.

[E]

Yeah. Now the beginning.

[C]

And I'm out.

[A]

What is one of the. What is The Pontiac Judge GTO?

[E]

Depending on the condition.

[C]

Nerds about this run.

[E]

50 to almost over $100,000 depending on the condition.

[A]

I'm. I'm sorry, Josh. You're poo pooing this.

[C]

You guys are just nerds about us.

[D]

What about cars and stuff?

[C]

I mean, you were literally interrupting a comedic bit I was doing.

[A]

I'm sorry, what was it?

[E]

Yeah. Could you try it again?

[A]

Yes. I'm sorry.

[G]

Start over.

[A]

Do we need context or is this. Is this a standalone?

[C]

I can see why you didn't recognize

[A]

as you like to call it.

[C]

Well, you didn't recognize it as a comedic bit, Christine.

[A]

Oh, please don't. No, no. Entertainment we're all ears.

[C]

What?

[A]

We're all ears.

[C]

God damn it.

[B]

You.

[C]

You, You. You suck the fun.

[D]

You know, I see. I hear. I hear why people enjoyed me and Tom fighting so much now. I understand. I totally understand. Yes, sir.

[B]

Go ahead. Give us five.

[D]

I thought you really had a bit

[A]

you wanted to do there.

[E]

Hey.

[D]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Did you guys see the Norway soccer fans? They were. There's evidently the Norway there. It's called the Norway. The Viking Row. No, they all get together and do the rowing. A boat. We have actually them going up an escalator. This is the Norway team was playing. That's great.

[C]

We do this.

[A]

They're sitting on an escalator.

[E]

What happens when you get to the

[A]

top and pretending they're rowing? That's hilarious.

[E]

Do a backwards summer.

[A]

Yeah, you got to get your ass.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Off that. Off that thing. You're gonna get your pants ripped off.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Norway beat Iraq 4:1 in the world cup at Foxborough.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

They're all man.

[E]

The whole.

[A]

Oh, I see. The whole section.

[D]

The whole crowd does it.

[E]

Oh.

[D]

You know, in the Vikings games, they yell, a skull S K O L.

[C]

Like I'm watching Ben Hur.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

That is really funny.

[D]

I'm smart.

[A]

That's better than the wave. But it is. But that someone has to be upfront directing that. That's cool.

[C]

The poor SOB who would try to. Try to start the wave.

[D]

Oh, yes.

[C]

And the crowd just wasn't feeling it.

[A]

Or whenever. The only one that stands up for a standing ovation, then, you know, they don't want to turn. Yeah, they don't want to turn around because they're afraid that there's nobody else doing it. We've all been there. Okay. Dear Bob and Tom, show. My Instagram must have been listening yesterday when Josh mentioned Tennessee Ernie Ford. Okay. We were. We were talking about some lady named her whatever. Six kids, each after a different state. And we were trying to think of famous people named after states. And we came up with, among others, Tennessee Williams and Tennessee Ernie Ford and Cal Ripken. I don't think that.

[D]

Just saying California.

[B]

No.

[A]

But I don't think we're going to abbreviations for states. Although I guess Dak Prescott's real name is Dakota.

[D]

I think so. Yeah.

[A]

But that's what I say. In any event. Oh, sorry. This is what. This is what we heard.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[C]

You love this one.

[D]

This is Tennessee.

[C]

People say a man is made out of mud.

[D]

A poor man's made out of muscle and blood. Muscle and blood and skin.

[C]

And bones, A mind that's weak and a back that's strong.

[A]

You load 16 tons.

[D]

What do you get another day older?

[A]

Now, that was apparently, when we. When you mentioned that. Apparently it popped up immediately on this guy's Instagram.

[C]

That's a great song.

[A]

Little Tennessee Ernie Ford.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

And a smooth voice for that.

[B]

Very nice.

[D]

Oh, yeah, very smooth.

[A]

A great song. And by the way, that's from Michael in Bakersfield. Thank you very much for taking the time to write Michael, and we certainly enjoyed that song. But, yeah, Tennessee was probably a nickname for him. Okay, okay.

[D]

But how did he get popular?

[A]

I want to say right along like that.

[D]

Like I said, how did he get popular?

[A]

You don't think that's a cool song?

[D]

He was on Andy Griffith or something.

[E]

I was. He.

[D]

That's like a. Is.

[E]

Alan would know that.

[D]

That's like a parody song or something, or.

[A]

No, it's kind of like Big Bad John.

[D]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

Talk, Sing Story. Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. I don't care for that either.

[B]

What was first? That or Big Bad.

[D]

Oh, that's good. That's a good question.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

They both were released in the same week, and it was the best time of.

[A]

Oh, thank you, Casey. Dueling low voice.

[D]

Which was first, the Steak or Rocky Mountain way? Never mind. Go ahead. Hi. Okay, I think I've been had on this high school. I'm on a committee to find missing class members for my 50th high school reunion.

[A]

London, Ohio.

[D]

In London, Ohio. And I mentioned the name Jeff Keerfoot, who I absolutely remember. Apparently, he's an ophthalmologist in London, and he has a thriving business right there in. So I didn't.

[E]

How hard was he to find billboards and bench seats?

[D]

The person in charge of this, Carol, didn't want to look very hard.

[C]

What the hell's going on here?

[D]

Trying to make me look like an idiot. I can do that all on my own.

[B]

So we found one, right?

[D]

Yeah, we've got it. We could set up one and. He's alive. He's alive.

[A]

So far, so good. Now, Christie's already declared one of the names in your list.

[E]

I said Tom was dead.

[D]

You killed Charles Baseman. I was right here when I heard it.

[E]

I killed Thomas Baseman.

[G]

Tom.

[D]

Look at this. The Carefoot Eye Group. This guy's a mogul. That's great.

[A]

No wonder he doesn't want to associate with you.

[D]

Hell, yeah. I wouldn't go either if I was a mogul.

[E]

I have your answer. 16 tons came first in 1955. Big bad John in 1961.

[A]

55.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Hey, that. I heard 16 tons. Let's do a song just like that.

[E]

16 tons became a massive chart topping hit in 1955.

[D]

Don't you go make some sausage.

[A]

Wow, that's great. Well, Jimmy Dean, I assume Tennessee Ernie Ford is no longer with us.

[D]

I remember that song. Jimmy Dean, James Dean.

[C]

Oh, that's a good one.

[D]

Yeah, that's a great.

[A]

Oh, oh, yeah. As opposed to the Eagles version. That's a good one. No, dude, What I mean. Okay, well, thank you very much. Now, coming up, we have more letters

[D]

and one about a high school reunion and a cool. There might have been gunplay. Go ahead.

[A]

Cool story about a baby boom. This is our second baby boom story in the last week. The first one involves the World cup and the anticipated baby boom because of that. And we'll get to a couple of World cup stories. That one about the Norwegian rowing thing is really cool. That's really. That's really fun.

[E]

Thank you for sharing that with us, Chick.

[D]

Why do I feel like I'm. I. You guys, I think I'm mentally impaired somehow. Good job, Chick.

[B]

Good job.

[A]

I think it was the condescending tone.

[D]

Come here, Tom. Chick buttoned his shirt. Come here.

[E]

That is not what I meant. I meant Tom would never have given us that story.

[D]

No, he wouldn't have, would he?

[A]

Well, could you hurry it up, please? Chicky got a boom boom.

[D]

He's right. I don't know how he knows.

[C]

Sometimes when you're right, you're right.

[A]

We have a lot of kids. You can. I need to know what's the slightest whiff? And you know.

[D]

Oh, the Scottish fans were singing at the Red Sox game, too. It's the song of Proclaimers. Is it the 500 miles? Okay.

[A]

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[D]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[E]

Hello.

[D]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick in the shoulder sling.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

There's Josh Arnold.

[C]

Hi there.

[D]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. And more about high school reunions. There's Tom Griswold.

[E]

You know, Pat, not everybody can pull that off, but you do it well.

[B]

I don't know if I'm doing it well.

[E]

Very nice on you.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

Very becoming.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Pat Has a sling on his right arm after having major shoulder surgery. But if you want to see Pat back in the day when he could move his limbs, you can check out his Dry Bar comedy special. Go to the Dry Bar website and it's a great special. You can watch a nine minute preview or do a couple of tricky things and you can watch it for free.

[F]

Well, you gotta.

[A]

You log on using Pat's code, which is his name in all caps. Right.

[B]

No spaces. Pat Godwin.

[A]

And it was recorded about a year ago. You, the guitar. It's a great, great, great show.

[B]

Great theater.

[A]

Now Pat eventually will be able to move the right arm again.

[B]

Yeah, four weeks.

[A]

Oh, really? Okay, good. You'll be able to strum.

[B]

Etc. But for now we have some backing tracks to supplement.

[A]

We're also going to bring in a couple of guest guitarists.

[B]

That'd be fun.

[A]

That you can work with. We've got that up and running. We were talking about Tennessee Ernie Ford, of course.

[E]

Of course. Yeah. Top of the mind for everybody.

[D]

Back to that man was an artist. Does it have anything over how he achieved such notoriety?

[A]

Well, you asked that and I didn't know. So I thought I would do a little bit of homework. Would love to hear your breakthrough record from 1949. So it's post World War II. We know that. This is it. Here we go.

[D]

Mutate. That's him. That's Tennessee. Yeah.

[C]

Thinking about Butane.

[D]

Butane.

[C]

Liberty clopping over hill and plain Seems as how they never stop.

[D]

Didn't they play this at Guantanamo Bay for a new thing or something?

[C]

Mu Train.

[A]

I guess Mule Train is like, like the verse I had.

[C]

Oh, it's Mule Train, not butane.

[A]

No, no, it's Mule Train.

[C]

I think you saying Butane.

[D]

We were way off.

[A]

That was the number one record in 1949.

[D]

There was a lot, lot fewer people.

[E]

Yeah. 1949. What? Glenn Miller. Is that the different.

[A]

Yeah, different times.

[B]

I'll take in the Mood over Mule Train.

[A]

No joke anybody's ever covered that. That'd be a cool fish could come out and do that.

[C]

Mule Train.

[A]

Yeah. They could do a great job with that.

[D]

Remember the chickens who sang in the Mood? Remember that?

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Oh, gosh darn it. That was one of my favorite things ever. I loved it. Oh, man, I begged to go. Six Flags St. Louis had it on. It was like four times a day.

[D]

No way.

[E]

No way.

[C]

Can we please go see the chickens?

[A]

So they did it live.

[C]

They were. They were some sort of animatronics or puppets or something.

[D]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, they were.

[C]

I loved it at the Palace Theaters.

[A]

Who's the artist?

[D]

Here it comes. I don't know.

[A]

Probably. Probably.

[D]

Stevie and the Hen House three. I don't know. That's. Oh, man, was that great. It's still great.

[E]

What year did this come out? Do we know? Probably.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

Now, was this a hit?

[D]

Was it a hit?

[C]

This was the hit in the Arnold house.

[E]

So at Six Flags. Did they have more than one number?

[C]

I don't remember.

[F]

I'm.

[C]

I'll honestly ask my mom.

[D]

Bring it home.

[C]

Hey, what the hell happened with the chicken show? Because I. I love. I know they did.

[D]

Then it fades out and fade out.

[A]

There are a lot of singing chickens songs.

[C]

I'm looking.

[D]

Lord, there's more than.

[A]

There's more than one. Yeah.

[D]

Weren't they in the Muppet?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Gonzo would have his chicken. Chicken.

[A]

This is a dance song. Children never dance with a chicken.

[E]

Have any of you children ever, ever

[A]

danced like a chicken?

[C]

Is this the funky.

[B]

I'll do it now.

[A]

It's easy. It's the singing chicken.

[B]

All you have to do is flap your arms like they're wings.

[E]

Then you bob your head up and down in a pecking motion.

[A]

Sounds like fun. It's a dance called do the Chicken.

[D]

You love to the instructional songs.

[A]

I do. I love when they teach you how to do it. I bet kids love that. I wonder if that's still out there.

[E]

Your kids would not still love that.

[A]

No, but I mean if. When they're four or five, Big kick out of it. That's fun.

[D]

That's.

[A]

It brings them joy.

[E]

You need more kids.

[A]

Like some of the crap I have to listen to now, huh?

[E]

See, they grow up.

[D]

Oh, you're like over the moon about some dumb song every day you come in here.

[A]

Oh, there's lots of great songs out there. Don't get me wrong.

[D]

Well, sure there are, but you haven't heard them yet.

[A]

But that's.

[D]

And that's a shame.

[C]

You know what? It is really missing out.

[A]

Now, let's get back to our letters. Could we possibly do that?

[D]

Dear Bob, a top show. I'm talking about my high school reunion, the 50th coming up in September, and I evidently trying to be. I don't know what I was. I stepped in it wrong. And they assigned me a task to help with the.

[C]

Your heart was in the right place.

[D]

And I said, okay, fine. So I have to.

[E]

You'll do a great job.

[D]

A couple of fellow classmates.

[C]

Treat it like you would one of your British Detective shows.

[D]

Oh, okay. Oh, what if I uncover. What if I uncover a murder or something?

[C]

Right?

[A]

That'd be a good premise.

[E]

Get a Sherlock Holmes hat.

[A]

Wait a second. This is a great premise. You're doing a high school reunion. You track a guy down. It turns out that he's been murdered.

[D]

The game is afoot. Dear Bob and Tom Show. My 10 year class reunion was in 1992. This is Dan from western New York. I, of course, having no wish to go or ever see those people again, simply return the RSVP as deceased. I've never been on social media, so I assume I'm still dead to them. Chick, I'm very disappointed you would participate in this charade.

[A]

This guy's my new favorite listener.

[D]

I aspire like you to be. To one day be a shut in. Well, thank you, Dan, very much.

[A]

I love this guy. Don't give his last name because. No, no, they think he's dead.

[D]

I think he's dead.

[C]

Well, he's. Then that. Per that quote unquote, Dan is smart enough not to even give us.

[D]

Absolutely.

[E]

Have you been back to a reunion?

[G]

No.

[E]

College?

[A]

No.

[E]

Nothing?

[A]

No, a bunch of. We were going to do a college thing and then between Covet and some other stuff, it all got okay. Canned. So. No. And I. I don't think.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

I would have gone anywhere.

[G]

Who knows?

[D]

Didn't you award like at your high school, like snot of the year or something? The most privileged.

[E]

Were you popular in high school?

[A]

With my buddies, with my friends.

[D]

With your crowd, yeah.

[B]

Were you bullied or were you a bully?

[E]

He was bullied, remember? That's why he bullies us.

[A]

Yeah, absolutely.

[E]

Oh, so what crowd were you? Were the. You were the hoods. The jocks?

[A]

The hoods, the pimps. I went to a school. I wore a coat and tie. You remember.

[D]

You remember the term? Oh, he's a hood. You remember that?

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah. We were the.

[D]

You had that Josh in high school. He's a hood.

[A]

Yes. It was the madras versus the plaid on the.

[D]

The hood.

[A]

We had a rumble.

[E]

You had that right.

[C]

We didn't have the hoods.

[D]

Bunch of hoods.

[C]

And what did it mean? Any tough kid delinquents.

[B]

The hoods.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[D]

Have you ever seen the Lords of Flatbush?

[C]

I have seen that.

[D]

Those are a bunch of hoods.

[E]

Kind of the votech guys who would be out small.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The greasers, sure.

[D]

Yeah. Cigarettes wrapped up in there.

[A]

Yeah. Depends what era it was.

[C]

SC Hinton called them the outsiders.

[D]

That's right. Pony boy. Stay golden.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Now coming up, we have words that sound like they're fake but are real, which is really odd. We have interesting things coming from the world of naming people based on sporting events. And we have. There's something floating in the pool. You'll find out.

[C]

And there's no big deal.

[A]

And there's. And there's a reward for it from the police, no less. Also coming up, sexy time with Ali Breen. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Marvel Television's Wonder man, an eight episode series now streaming on Disney. A superhero remake. Not exactly what we'd expect from an Oscar winning director.

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Action.

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I'm gonna need you to sign this, assuming you don't have superpowers.

[D]

I never will work again if anyone found out.

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My lips are sealed. Marvel Television's Wonder man. All eight episodes now streaming only on Disney plus Sad.

[D]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk present. There's Pat Godwin here. Glasses on his forehead. He's busy. Very busy guy. Oh, look at that. He can put them on his eyes. That's amazing.

[E]

No hand.

[D]

Josh Arnold.

[C]

I just wrote a Far side comic based on something Tom just said.

[D]

Wonderful.

[C]

I'll tell you about it after the introduction.

[D]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. Josh.

[A]

Josh is working over there. What have you got?

[C]

If you are pouring, let's say some new concrete, a new back porch or something like that. But you also have yard birds. You've got, you've got your urban chickens, right? Do not let the chickens on the concrete until the concrete dries because otherwise their little legs could get stuck in there and harden and then they're. So the far side would be. That's happened. Chicken stuck in the concrete. And there are two coyotes about five yards away. And one of the, one of the coyotes looks the other one and says, this is a trick. Right?

[D]

That's pretty good.

[B]

That is good.

[D]

It's almost too easy.

[C]

Yeah, something's up here.

[A]

Christie was talking about pouring concrete and I mentioned don't lay your chickens on the. At my old house, the, the floor was a handmade Mexican tile literally made in Mexico. And they would, they would, the tiles were like about a, like a Foot square. But when they would make them, they would make them and they'd put them out in a yard and they would let chickens and cats out there.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

So there were cat paw prints and chicken prints at random places. Really cool. Highly recommend. It gave it the house some character.

[E]

You have to pay extra for that.

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

That's.

[A]

We. The problem was we bought all the tiles they had, and then when we had to do a little addition, there were none left. We couldn't find anything that looked even remotely close.

[E]

So you just hardwooded over them?

[A]

No, we just went completely the other way. But, yeah, it was kind of sweet.

[C]

The bricks of my house all have that on the exterior. It's. I don't know. I didn't notice until somebody. I go look at this.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

It's almost like a raccoon walked across this brick while I was. And then we noticed it. On almost every brick, there's like a pine cone or a leaf print.

[E]

Are you serious?

[C]

And there are different paw prints all over.

[E]

Oh, that's cool.

[A]

That'd be. I just thought it was fun.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

And again, I'm hoping that none of the chickens ended up in the far side situation, but that's so brilliant. The coyote's going, this is a trick. You nailed it.

[C]

This has got to be a trap.

[A]

You could go home. That's such a good joke. You're not going to get better than that today. If you do, I'm going to stand up and cheer.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[A]

I'm fully prepared to. That's a great joke.

[G]

In his.

[C]

In his attempt to compliment me. And it was complimentary. He also insulted me.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Is Larson still. He's with us, right?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Could he do. He stopped doing that.

[A]

Right.

[D]

But this sounds like a. You know, it's very special. This is wonderful enough to bring him

[C]

back from one panel set up itself. Why would the chickens be in the concrete? That's the whole kind of.

[D]

Well, no, you. I mean, there. There has to be a.

[A]

You could have a sign saying. Or like, so that you could tell it was freshly poured.

[C]

Okay. They missed a joke in the movie the Sheep Detectives, which is wonderful. They missed. There was a joke that was right there. And if I had been hired to punch up the script. It's in the trailer. So I'm not the sheep. These two sheep are. They want to go across this road and they are a little nervous about it.

[E]

Right.

[B]

As.

[C]

As an animal might be.

[D]

Yeah, sure.

[C]

But all of a sudden, this chicken just very confidently crosses the Road. And then the sheep look at each other, and then they realize they can do it. But one of the sheep. When the chicken crossed the road, one of the sheep should have looked at the other one and went, why did he do that? I mean, that's a laugh line. That is not there.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Excuse me for one second.

[E]

He really loves you. You know that, right?

[A]

That's fantastic. Thank you, Josh. Now we're all tied up in Chick's high school reunion. It's the 50th reunion.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Let me ask you this. Where will it be taking place?

[D]

The London Country Club.

[E]

Oh, nice.

[A]

Hope they have a lot of handicapped barking.

[D]

So let me get this straight.

[C]

You realize you've been set up.

[D]

You started. Where is this.

[E]

No, no, no, no, no.

[D]

You started the conversation. Feigned interest just to crap all over my reunion. Is that right?

[A]

Just being realistic.

[D]

All right.

[A]

I remember.

[D]

I do not need handicap. Thank you very much.

[A]

I went to. When my mother was in the last stages. My mom died at the age of 96. She had a great life, but my mom, when she was in her early 90s, at one point, I drove to the hospital, and I remember arriving and pulling in and going, this is amazing. They must not have any patience. There's this parking lot, and it was just. There were, like, three cars in it. And then I drove in, and then I realized it was a giant parking lot, all handicapped spaces. Then I went around back, and that's where everybody was.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

But, I mean, I don't know what the math is on this. How many you're supposed to have. For example, in this building, there are. For this building, there are four handicap places out there. I'm not sure. There has to be some kind of formula, right?

[C]

For sure, yeah.

[A]

Is it based on square footage?

[E]

I don't know.

[A]

I mean, the. And I'm a big fan. My dad, of course, was in a wheelchair. And I was very pleased when they finally started putting in the handicap spaces.

[E]

Or maybe how many handic. Or how many parking spots you have total.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know what. I don't know what the formula is.

[D]

I think Penn and Teller did a episode of their Showtime series, and they. There's, like, totally unreasonable. There aren't that many handicapped people for as many.

[A]

But at this hospital, it was comical. I mean, there were. There was an acre of handicapped.

[D]

Right? It was. It's ridiculous.

[A]

I always thought it'd be a funny gag to. Not quite Larsonesque, but you pull up and every one of the handicap spaces has a wheelchair Sitting in it empty.

[E]

I'll tell you.

[A]

People limping into the front door.

[E]

The place that needs more handicap spots is the ortho hospitals. Have you been to one of those and tried to find a spot?

[A]

My mother was the one place they should have them.

[E]

That is the one place that should have.

[A]

And admittedly, the hospital where my mom was needed a bigger morgue.

[C]

My therapists.

[D]

You know, I was just trying to have some fun. Just laughing at your men. And now you're making it worse.

[C]

My therapist's office. Every time I pull in the parking lot, nobody is parked correctly. Somebody's always over one. Over to one side more than it. They're never centered. They're always over. And then I realized it's because my therapist office is right next to an eye doctor.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

I mean, you go to that parking

[D]

lot, there's another far side.

[B]

What the hell?

[D]

Eye doctor parking. Two hours and they're all every which way. Huh.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Well.

[A]

Dear Bob and Tom show.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

ZZ Top did a cover of 16 tons.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

We need to find that. Jason, can you get on that?

[C]

Am I the only one that likes their cover of Viva Las Vegas?

[A]

I love that.

[B]

Oh, you do too.

[C]

I couldn't remember if you hated it or loved it.

[A]

Okay, I love ZZ Top.

[C]

Yeah, I do, too. Trace Ombres.

[D]

I like. I like CZ Top until. Tell me what you need when he did that for whoever at school.

[E]

You like Nickelback? You don't like Nickelback.

[D]

That pass.

[C]

You begrudge the guy for getting a quick hundred grand just for doing that.

[D]

Do you think he made money on that?

[A]

Oh, he should be. He should do voiceovers. That guy's got such a great voice. Speaking. I mean, we've talked to him, obviously, but.

[D]

Oh, yeah, you golfed with him, didn't you?

[A]

No, he.

[B]

Friend of the show.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

He'll be at your reunion.

[C]

You sucked on his beard.

[D]

Son of a bit.

[C]

You don't know if I went to tastes like.

[D]

You don't know if I went to high school with Billy F. Gibbons or not.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[D]

I might have. What is that all about?

[B]

You'll see him this fall.

[D]

Billy Gibbons. Billy Gibbons. Gill. There's an F now.

[A]

I think that's okay. I think in his solo albums, he does that in any list before. I was just saying, can we. Can you dig up 16 tons by ZZ Top? I'd like to hear that. That might be funny. In the meantime, I want to plug Pat's album here.

[D]

Do you do a version of this on Your new dry bar comedy special.

[B]

I do.

[A]

Well, actually, believe it or not, this is. I forget if it's synchronicity or coincidence, whatever it might be. I have a request. Pat.

[E]

Yeah, Pat does it. Don't you do a.

[A]

Let me read this.

[D]

Here we go.

[A]

Dear Bob and Tom show.

[D]

Oh, my God, yes.

[A]

First of all, I think we're getting close to a Chick McGee meltdown. We're days away from the eighth anniversary of the Chick McGee meltdown. Oh, we are.

[D]

June really seems to hit me hard, doesn't it?

[A]

That reminds me, Patrick, can you do your impression of Donald Duck sneezing with a sore wing? In other words, I know that you have a sore wing right now you got a sling on your right arm having had major surgery. Now, can you do this without hurting yourself?

[B]

I think I can.

[A]

Ladies and gentlemen, Pat Gowden has a new dry bar special. Go to drybar.com and check it out. It's great. It's called.

[B]

It's called Identity Crisis.

[A]

Okay, very good. You couldn't remember. The meds are kicking in. And once again, Pat Godwin does Donald Duck sneezing.

[B]

Okay, okay. Donald Duck sneezing.

[C]

Easy.

[B]

Here,

[A]

Will you sit down?

[E]

Pat said during the break that he thinks he can do a song for us, actually.

[D]

Oh.

[C]

He said his friend arrived.

[B]

Yeah, the dirty old birdie. The world's oldest chicken.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

She's gonna make an appearance. Chicken. She's gonna show up.

[C]

We have to talk to.

[A]

Coming up. If you're of Scottish heritage, I think you'll enjoy this sports story. Coming up. One of the. One of the cool things about the World cup are the fans coming from other countries and their behavior. We saw the great thing from Norway would look like they're rowing up an escalator. We have to try that as a

[E]

show because you're the one that's gonna get your pants caught in the. In the escalator.

[A]

No, I'll be directing,

[E]

so we're gonna be the ones in danger.

[A]

God, would that be great if we got to the top and Christie's pants came off? Think of how many. Think of how many weekend I'm suing. Okay, Sorry. Where was I? Oh, I know. Josh.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Who's sitting next to you?

[C]

Christy Lee's to my right, and you were to my left.

[A]

How did Christy get here?

[C]

She got here in that terrific vehicle of hers.

[A]

What's it called?

[C]

A Hyundai.

[E]

Hyundai. Tucson Hybrids. Yeah. And do you know what? The world is watching the stars at the FIFA World cup right now, and Hyundai has its eyes on the next generation of talent. Future stars already turning heads at just 14, you know, because Next doesn't wait for an invitation. And neither does Hyundai. Hyundai's always move the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on every vehicle they make. And They've engineered their EVs with ultra fast charging capability. And they're still doing it every day. Because the future isn't some far off concept. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA.

[A]

Thanks very much, Christy Lee. I know you do love your car. You've been talking about it for years.

[E]

46,000 miles on that baby. I may have to get a new one.

[A]

They go forever.

[E]

Yeah, I know.

[A]

You could keep it, but we'll see. You just love new, don't you? For those of you not familiar with the show, Christy really is a car girl. She has had more cars. You get you. Since I've known you, you've probably had 30 or 40 cars.

[D]

The words of fabulous James Caan in the movie Thief. I change cars like most people change their socks.

[E]

Yeah. I wish I could. I wish I could afford it now. I need a. I need another garage.

[A]

You know their garage.

[E]

I know. I want a Studebaker Golden Hawk like my dad had. That's my next car.

[A]

I think now they make those things where you. A friend of mine had this thing put in his garage where he can stack his cars.

[E]

Yeah. Our ceilings aren't high enough in our garage.

[A]

You can get a new ceiling. That's not a problem.

[D]

You gotta dig a basement in the garage.

[A]

I think chicken eye. Chicken eye catch can come out. We can. We can fix that. Well, that's even.

[B]

No, wait.

[A]

A chick has a better idea. Lower the floor, right? Oh, that's awesome.

[C]

All you do is lower the floor.

[D]

You know you moved into a home. Yes or no. And you dug a basement.

[A]

Of course.

[E]

Of course.

[H]

Of course. Yeah.

[D]

What did you like, had a website you went to and said, what is the most expensive process when buying a home?

[A]

That was the one I. My old house.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I bought it and I moved in two years later. Yeah, that was probably. I could have torn it down.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Started because I'm an idiot. Oh, by the way, I took a picture of my urinal.

[E]

I want to see it.

[B]

Yeah. Post it.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

I've never wanted to see anything more.

[A]

Was my urinal. When we come back?

[D]

Okay.

[A]

It's got a picture of my builder right there. Right from my living.

[D]

Are we going to show the picture of your builder? Yeah, sure.

[A]

Aces used My headshot or like a different picture? It's a set shot.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah. When you're peeing, you're staring right at him.

[C]

Well, he's got a mug shot.

[D]

If you didn't take a picture of him and you look and it's just the forehead up. Yeah, I don't want to. I don't want to talk because of his.

[A]

He's very short of stature. That would be very funny. I should have done that.

[C]

But he's large of heart.

[A]

There you go. Thank you very much. Coming up, we have something floating in the pool. We have a piece of poop. We have witches in the news. And also, this is a really interesting story. A story about words that sound fake but are actually real.

[C]

Ah. Like onomatopoeia. Who would think that's anything?

[A]

Skulldudgery.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Crapulent is a word I love.

[C]

Crapulent. I heard Mr. Burns say it once, and I howled.

[A]

Crapulent.

[C]

He said he was wallowing in his own crapulence.

[A]

Actually, one of the words actually comes from the Simpsons, but it's now considered legit and it's in the dictionary. All that's coming up from these studios. These are, of course, the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We're so happy to be here. Thank you for joining us. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This episode is brought to you by State Farm.

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Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk. Well, hello. Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[D]

I'll be there. There's Josh Arnold.

[C]

Hi there.

[D]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hey. Hey. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[A]

We need the graduation music.

[E]

Somebody graduating.

[C]

You want both? Pomp and circumstance.

[A]

Yeah. If we could get both of them together.

[C]

Well, they don't get along anymore.

[A]

There we go. I. I wanted to hear this because I got a letter I want to read that involves what Chick is involved with.

[E]

What's that?

[A]

If you're just joining us at Chicken. McGee has been asked to be in the committee for his high school reunion.

[D]

That's right, because I'm a joiner.

[A]

And you've been assigned a list of people. I can't imagine why they would sign you this, but they've assigned you a list of people to track down.

[D]

Well, I. We've already made progress.

[A]

Yeah, we. And we've.

[D]

One of them's dead, right?

[F]

No.

[C]

And the other one killed him, so he's in jail.

[E]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

What do you think of that Dear Bob and Tom show, huh? I am not making this up.

[D]

Oh.

[A]

My mother lived to be 92 years old.

[C]

That's impossible.

[A]

She was part of her high school reunion committee. Yeah, they would meet once a month for lunch to plan the following year's reunion. By the time she was in her 90s, there were only six of them left. All right, and they were all on the committee, so technically, every planning lunch was also their high school reunion.

[C]

Good for those ladies.

[A]

Doesn't that sound like it'd be a great movie also?

[D]

No, not at all. Sure.

[A]

This could be. This could be the. What do you call it? The side side story. Josh. And our favorite. What are those things called? The Hallmark movies. Yeah, the side story could be, oh, my grandma, right, is having her high school reunion meeting. And that would be the punchline that they were all. That could be done in a sweet way. It wouldn't be, you know, some horrific scene where, you know, Gertrude's, you know, got four IVs and an oxygen mask on her.

[E]

Skeletal God, Jesus.

[A]

Nearly dead bodies.

[D]

Let's sing the fight song.

[A]

See, I wouldn't do that. Thank you for spending taking the time and trouble to write a story. Now, Pat Godwin's new special is out there. It's. It's called the Dry Bar Comedy Special. And you can go to drybar.com, get more information, see Patty G. Now, Pat, once again, at present has his arm in a sling following serious surgery. Congratulations to your surgeons for doing such a nice job two weeks ago. Yeah, but now you can only use your left hand because your right arm is in this sling.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Now, you brought your piano player.

[B]

Oh, you want to hear from the chicken? The world's oldest living chicken.

[A]

Flirty gurdy, the dirty old birdie.

[D]

That's right.

[A]

Now, we had the story about the world's oldest chicken. And we were singing chicken music before.

[D]

Now she comes.

[A]

Okay, now your accompany us. Your accompanist is who?

[B]

I'm gonna play it all myself. I've got four toes oh, on each foot. So.

[C]

And you'll be singing, too, Gertie.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, good.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Here we go.

[C]

You know, you're looking great.

[E]

Yes, thank you.

[B]

I Flirty Gertie, the dirty old man.

[C]

Look, you are fine.

[A]

I can't help you. Notice you're only playing with one chicken foot.

[B]

No, no, I'm playing with two. But don't tell the people at Forte that. They did a friend of mine.

[D]

Look at the size of those breasts, huh?

[B]

Oh, Chick, you're bad.

[D]

I know it.

[B]

I'm the oldest living chicken on earth 15 years ago my mother came God bless her Gave birth I'm blind, I can barely walk oh, but I can still bark, balk, bark. I'm the world's oldest chicken oh, I've laid a lot of eggs and many roosters, too Chick.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Ah, they don't call me Flirty Gurdy

[C]

the Birdie for nothing.

[B]

They crowed for my attention. I said, eddie, Cockle do. See the. Those four toes?

[D]

That's right.

[B]

They get in the way. Cockle do. I'm a bad. I'm the queen of the pen still the baddest mother flocking hen I'm the world's oldest chicken all my offspring died all battered up grilled and fried oh, man, it's really something. Crispy. They never paired me with the dumplings Never put me in a frying pan oh, baby, can't lock me down Fry me up Because I'm the world's oldest living chicken or rocking on the porch with a guitar just a picking oh, I'm dead and can barely squawk oh, but I can still bark, bark, bark I'm the world's oldest chicken it's nice to find a place called. We're at the hangout with his new friends.

[C]

You still got it, girl. Not do. Small town.

[B]

Yeah, that's a little inside joke.

[D]

It's a little.

[A]

Thank you very much.

[D]

Lonely.

[A]

Now, are we going to segue over into the world of sports?

[D]

Lionel Messi delivered his first World cup hat trick.

[C]

Oh, no kidding.

[D]

Yeah. And against Algeria last night, the defending champs, Argentina, went on to win three nothing. Messi, who's just filthy. Gentlemen,

[C]

I don't. Do we like Leonel? I mean, we want Lionel, but it

[A]

shows that you know what you're talking about.

[C]

If you say, yeah, you're on the. You're. You're in the in crowd, aren't you?

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

Now, there's a song. In with the in crowd.

[A]

Oh, I love that song.

[C]

I do, too.

[D]

Out with the in crowd.

[A]

No, no, I'm.

[C]

I'm.

[E]

I'm in the crowd.

[A]

Oh, there's a great version of that by Brian Ferry of Rock Star Music.

[D]

I find that hard to believe. Really? I don't think there's any good versions he does of anything, but that's my own opinion. I'm sorry.

[A]

God, it's nice how art. How artless you are.

[D]

Killian Mbappe.

[A]

Hang on a second. We have to interrupt sports because we have something interesting. The. We were playing Tennessee, Ernie Ford, 16 tons. And what do you get? The. The song of the year in 1949. 49. No, 50. Something wasn't.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Was 55 real?

[D]

Real train was 49.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. 16 tons.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

This apparently, if I'm not mistaken, this is ZZ Top with Jeff Beck. Wow. I guess this was a live thing. I have never heard this, but let's give it a shot. Out of both hands. Made out of muscle and blood.

[D]

Muscle and blood and skin and bones.

[B]

My mind that's weak and my back that's strong.

[A]

I go to 16 turns.

[D]

Oh, that's great.

[A]

I've never heard that before. Thanks for finding that.

[C]

That is good.

[A]

Jeff Beck.

[E]

And that's much better than Tennessee Ernie Ford, Billy Gibbons.

[C]

Oh, they both have their place, don't they?

[A]

Yeah, they updated it. That's a great song. I like the quaint one now. We can now return to the sports page.

[D]

What was going on?

[C]

There were a lot of grandfathers shaking their heads when they heard that verse.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Just.

[D]

That's. That's not right.

[C]

That's not Tennessee or.

[D]

Sure is.

[A]

Oh, I think Billy's got that great.

[C]

No, I know, but I mean, if

[A]

anybody could out there who said it's

[D]

Tennessee Ernie Ford or nothing?

[A]

Oh, I don't think so. I think they. They. I think Billy is doing a salute to Tennessee Ernie Ford.

[D]

Killian Mbappe.

[C]

Right. It was like.

[A]

Like some wimpy guy, Right?

[D]

So much for that, Joe.

[C]

No, no, Killian and Bobby.

[D]

No, never mind. He scored twice to move past Pele with 14 World cup goals. How France. We are from France.

[C]

Is that where the naked ladies dance?

[E]

They wear no pants.

[D]

Oh, my gosh. They beat, by the way, all three to one.

[A]

We have that poem coming up in special feature.

[D]

Do you remember the. Bop it. Every time. Yeah. Every time I hear them bop A, I think they're. Bop it. Bop it, squeeze it, twist it. Remember that? Yeah. Did you play that? Bop it.

[A]

It's fun. It's hard.

[D]

It is hard. Yes. That should be on the test at the Old folks home. If you can't play with the bop it, get out of here. I just can't do it. I want to squeeze it when I'm supposed to twist it.

[C]

Do I eat this?

[D]

Scottish soccer fans apparently drank all of the beer in Boston.

[C]

Well, if anyone can do it.

[D]

The Sam Adams brewery reports the Boston tap Room ran out of Sam Adams Boston lager over the weekend. Scottish soccer fans drank them dry. Paul Morris of the White Bull Tavern said pretty much everything. We ran out of all the beer. Hennessy's bar in downtown Boston told the Boston Globe it tripled at St Patrick's Day. Sales triple.

[A]

Think about that. In Boston.

[D]

And sold out a beer altogether on Sunday night. Oren McGonagall of the Dubliner said even his distributor ran out of beer. Scotland's next game, Boston Stadium, Foxborough.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Jesus, my heart.

[C]

I thought you were giving up on the story. And you. Yeah, Foxborough, you're fine.

[D]

But. Okay. Yeah, okay.

[A]

You gotta really hit that. That. That box.

[D]

Okay, let's try it again.

[C]

Because you went, ah, Foxborough, Boston.

[D]

Boston stadium. And, ah, Foxborough.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Is that it?

[E]

Yeah.

[H]

Yeah. Okay.

[D]

It's. Oh, you're gonna like this, Josh. Scotland against Morocco. Oh, we're on the road to Morocco. Remember that, Right?

[A]

Yeah, sure.

[C]

Hope, you may want to go to the lobby. Crosby's about to sing.

[D]

I'm sorry.

[C]

Hope looks right at the camera, says.

[D]

He leans in. Leans in and says it. So that's your world World cup update.

[A]

And Casablanca, of course. You've got the Peter Lorre and.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

Oh, great movie. You know. You know who Peter Lor is?

[E]

Yes, I've seen Casablanca.

[C]

Sydney Green Street.

[A]

Oh, yes.

[C]

And that's a great movie. Movie.

[A]

It is Maltese Falcon with Sydney Green Street. You've never seen the Maltese Falcon?

[C]

No. I keep telling myself I'm gonna read. I keep telling myself I'm gonna read it first.

[D]

It is the Maltese Falcon.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Not the Maltese Falcon.

[G]

That's the way.

[D]

Like snot face.

[E]

No, it's Falcon.

[A]

I just said. You said Foxborough. I said Falcon. We could be in trouble.

[D]

Why don't the Falcons play at Foxboro?

[C]

Say that real fast.

[A]

The.

[E]

I've already been in trouble.

[A]

So the Scottish fans.

[F]

This is.

[A]

I mean, that's kind of cool that they met. If you can drain the. Drain the beer out of a bar in Boston.

[C]

I saw them all just screaming, singing their lungs out to country roads. Oh, yeah, There's a video of that.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Huge.

[D]

And they were singing the Proclaimers. Now at the Red Sox.

[E]

That's a song you can't get out of your head. We were talking about that during the break.

[A]

This got me wondering. What country, per capita, are the biggest drunks? The answer is kind of surprising. Anyone want to guess?

[E]

I was going to guess Finland too. One of those.

[C]

Iceland, Germany, Japan.

[A]

So far, nobody's got it.

[C]

Is it your Asheville? Is it your mama's asphalt?

[D]

Or up your asphalt? How about that?

[E]

It's not Iran.

[D]

Lower. Lower.

[A]

Asphalt, of course, is most famous. The number one country.

[E]

United Kingdom.

[A]

Nope.

[D]

Sweden.

[A]

Romania.

[C]

Well, you drink too. If there were vampires running around and

[A]

actually, yeah, of course. That's where Transylvania is.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Romania. Number one. Georgia. Not the state, but the kind of Soviet area.

[C]

Would you guys watch a movie about a vampire who was an alcoholic so he could only drink the blood of people who were hammered?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

That's pretty funny.

[D]

I absolutely would.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Drunkula. Should I go ahead and write that down?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

What should we.

[B]

Boom.

[D]

This is gonna be somehow. Get Foster Brooks AI. We can bring it back. Dracula.

[C]

Dracula might even be funny.

[D]

And that's right.

[A]

Yeah, I do. I think Dracula is better.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Write this down. This is a good one.

[C]

Or do you have Drunkula and then you have Drankenstein? He only drinks German beer.

[D]

There you go.

[A]

Eastern Europe. Lot of drunks. Most alcohol consumption. Romania, then Georgia, then Latvia, Moldova. Wow, that sounds like something from a Marx Brothers movie.

[D]

Tom thinks aware of Georgia being the United States.

[C]

We just let him go.

[D]

He's on a roll, dummy.

[A]

Chechnya, Lithuania. It's. It's USA isn't even in the mix here. Nam, Namibia. Poland, Austria. There we go. Finally, as you got your near nearly Germany.

[D]

Well, Poland would be farther up. But they keep up opening the beer from the bottom.

[C]

I spilled another one.

[D]

What's that?

[C]

Try turning the bottle upside down.

[D]

What's all that?

[A]

Every frame's a beer.

[D]

More sports coming. Somebody. Somebody bounced a check.

[C]

They may have lower drinking ages too.

[A]

Now, Patty G. You can help me here. Then we get your Bulgaria, your Belarus. Once again, these are the top drinking countries. Saint Lucia. Is that Caribbean?

[B]

Yeah, that's Caribbean.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, they're. I want to say way up there

[D]

in France, school kids. So like the early 60s could. They were given wine during the school day.

[C]

During the school day.

[D]

Wow. Cartons of wine, a carton of milk.

[E]

My daughter went to school there for a little bit, you know, foreign exchange student. And she was stunned that people were smoking in school. They just go out and have a cigarette.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I would be too I think that'd be.

[E]

Yeah, at the bus stop.

[B]

Really?

[E]

So weird.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Until I was a senior at my high school, there was a smoking room.

[E]

We had a smoking area outside at our high school.

[D]

No, sir.

[E]

Where the hoods were, not ours.

[D]

Yeah, the hoods would smoke.

[C]

Look at those hoods.

[A]

By the way, USA barely cracks the top 20 in terms of drinking. Well, but we've got, in fact, the consumption is about half of per capita, about half of what Romania is.

[E]

Huh.

[A]

So there you go once again, the Scots over here out drinking. Out drinking. The city of Boston. That's very impressive. Now, what's coming up in sports?

[D]

Bounce check. And the Knicks and merchandise, they're to champions, you know, the parades tomorrow.

[A]

Okay. And a fascinating story about a possible baby boom again from emitting or emerging, I should say from the world of sports. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thanks for joining us. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[G]

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[D]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee.

[E]

Hi.

[D]

At the news desk.

[E]

Nice to see you, Jake.

[D]

Thank you. You as well.

[E]

Thank you.

[D]

There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hello, Chick.

[D]

There's Josh.

[B]

Hi.

[D]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[A]

Hello, Chick. McGee.

[D]

You know who Floyd Money Mayweather is?

[A]

I sure do. He's in trouble, isn't he?

[D]

I built fortune around his famous nickname, Money. Well, he may have some splaining to do. The boxing icon facing serious prison time allegedly writing a bad check check for a luxury timepiece Christie in Vegas. Clark county Prosecutor slapped the 49 year old fighter with two felony charges including theft of property at over a hundred thousand dollars and passing a check with intent to defraud. Authorities say Mayweather watch. Mayweather's alleged theft stems from a shopping trip on New Year's Eve in 2024. He set his sights on a rare other malls PK Wash, those are very nice. P I Q U E T pique.

[C]

It's pronounced.

[D]

Mayweather. Paid with a $200,000 check from a Wells Fargo account. But the bank quickly returned it for insufficient funds.

[A]

Who has 200,000 in their checking account?

[E]

Well, and who allows them to write a check? Who writes a check anyway?

[A]

Well, he's probably all blinged out.

[C]

Well, they may have recognized him, too, as Mayweather.

[D]

Boutique owners reportedly spent over a year trying to collect the cash quietly. They even sent a certified demand letter to avoid a public scandal. But Mayweather ghosted them.

[C]

Oh, boy.

[E]

There you go.

[D]

Now we have this.

[A]

So does he still have the watch?

[D]

Got me.

[E]

Apparently.

[D]

I would think he. They can't even. No, of course he has the watch. Why would he send the watch back? Never mind.

[A]

They didn't pay for it.

[C]

Yes, but that's hence the crime, right?

[E]

They wouldn't sue him if they'd given the watch back.

[A]

So why don't they do an OJ Get a couple thugs and go to his house and grab the thing. What are you saying is now what OJ did, he was his memorabilia. Want to get back his stuff. So he got a couple of buddies

[D]

when the big mistake he made was when he said, lock the room, nobody gets out of here.

[H]

Ding.

[A]

That's a kidnapping. Yeah. How could a watch be $200,000? Oh, what does it do?

[E]

Funny.

[D]

What is it?

[E]

Rare timepieces go for a more than that.

[D]

Tom Brady had a million dollar watch on his wrist somewhere. I forget what it was.

[E]

There are a whole bunch of guys who. They're gals who collect.

[D]

I got my best time page right here.

[A]

No, I know, I know. They have those celebrity ARCs auctions. We got stories on one coming up today. They're auctioning off a bunch of Star Wars.

[D]

You can't auction off people.

[A]

No, but are they auctioning off the watch that was. It was in a certain movie involving Christopher Walken.

[C]

Oh, the gold watch.

[D]

You mean Christopher Walken?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, Christopher Walken.

[C]

Yeah. I mean, that's gotta be.

[E]

He does it on purpose.

[D]

I know he does.

[C]

I don't know that that was a particular. Really nice watch.

[A]

No, but I mean, but it's.

[D]

They auction. Used in the movies.

[A]

Used in the movie.

[C]

So just the prop. Whatever.

[A]

The prop watch.

[C]

The ass watch.

[A]

It was. Yeah, the. The ass watch.

[D]

Didn't they. They auctioned off Sea McQueen's Daytona or something.

[A]

Yeah. Didn't that go for more than a million?

[D]

Something like that.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

But the one that was in Christopher Walken's Keister.

[C]

I know you love it.

[D]

Here's a list of people that like you, Tom.

[C]

Do who?

[D]

That's the list.

[C]

Do watches tend to appreciate that kind of watch?

[E]

Yeah, they can. Absolutely.

[C]

Gotcha. So it's not a bad investment.

[D]

You keep everything there are better.

[C]

Yeah. If you keep it safe and then you box.

[A]

Especially if you don't pay for it and then you get to resell it.

[C]

Oh, that's a really good investment.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

That's a $200,000 watch. Doesn't pay for it.

[D]

Yeah. Sells it for 400,000.

[C]

That's a win.

[B]

Win. Yeah.

[A]

You get to wear it for a while.

[D]

Show off.

[A]

Look how rich.

[D]

All right, stand by.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

Experts say a New York Knicks baby boom is on the way. Pamela Redmond of the baby naming website Name Barry told the New York Times she predicts there will be a surge of babies named after the Knicks players following the team's championship run. Team captain Jalen Brunson being voted the most valuable player the NBA Finals. She said she believes he could become the next Michael Jordan baby name. She even expects girls to be given his name. She's speculating, but her take is they're going to be girls named for Jalen Brunson called Brun Cena.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

No way.

[C]

Jalen's a way better girl name.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Brunsina. But what's interesting.

[D]

Yes. What is interesting about this?

[C]

Yes, tell us.

[A]

You're gonna have to sing in a second. Second.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Jalen is a modern name. Jalen comes from Jalen Rose, whose mother made up the name by combining his father's name, James, and his uncle Leonard's names and came up with Jalen.

[E]

Huh.

[D]

So Jalen Rose is the first Jalen ever.

[A]

That's where the name originated, according to this news account. And Jalen Rose played with Mr. Brunson's dad, Rick Brunson. So that's the connection. So telling me.

[E]

I know a girl named Jalen, Okay. Spelled J, A, Y, L, Y, N.

[A]

I think it's a great name.

[C]

I'd still like to know why any of this is interesting.

[D]

Yeah, well, because. How about that? Answer that question.

[A]

Okay, rookie. Now, years ago, when Jalen Rose was in the news a lot. And was it the Fab Five. Whatever.

[D]

Michigan. Yes.

[A]

And Chick McGee. Every time he would mention Jalen Rose's name, what would you do? Chick.

[D]

I remember this. I did not do that.

[E]

You don't.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

You often do.

[A]

Oh, I was wondering why it was so good. I did it.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

You'd go to.

[F]

You do it.

[A]

Jalen Rose.

[G]

That's right.

[D]

Are you telling me that my sweet baby Jaden Daniels is. Has an uncle named Jay and another uncle named Denny? Is that what you're telling me?

[C]

Maybe.

[A]

Could be. But I just think it's a nice origin story for a cool name. Did you know that, Christine?

[E]

No, I had no.

[C]

So I thought you were the one

[A]

that always sang Ramblin Rose. Jalen Rose.

[E]

You did it.

[B]

You did. Jalen Hurts, right?

[D]

No, sir.

[C]

Yeah, for love hurts, right?

[A]

Are you sure?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

You're thinking of Jalen Hurts.

[D]

Do you know how many times a morning. Not just over the years. Every day. You will come in. Well, we were talking about this earlier. Christy brought that up. I would bring that up. Or vice versa. Well, we were talking about that. And Chick brought that up. No, it was Christy.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Every single day.

[A]

If I were. I think you. I think you're the first one to do it.

[D]

Everybody remembers this dance.

[A]

Jen Rose.

[E]

He. He never did.

[C]

Is pretty.

[A]

That was a huge hit.

[B]

It was?

[D]

Yes.

[E]

For your parents.

[D]

So what?

[A]

A hit's a hit.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[D]

You don't like this. This time we're living.

[C]

He doesn't care for it.

[D]

He doesn't care for it.

[C]

He also doesn't like people listening to the ra. Whatever he can to dissuade people. He doesn't care for comedy.

[A]

You guys think you're having fun?

[D]

Yeah. We start laughing. Having fun. We're not having fun now.

[A]

Do you think the name the New York Knicks, are they technically still the Knickerbockers?

[D]

I don't know the answer to that, but I would think so. Yeah.

[C]

Like could you get. Yeah, there's got to be some throwback merch.

[D]

Yeah. There's probably some copywritten Knickerbockers merchandise. And they a shrewd. They would keep it all under contract. They wouldn't let the Knickerbockers go on. Un.

[A]

Is that a thing? I mean, is. Is a.

[C]

They're pants, aren't they? Aren't they a type of pants Knickers?

[D]

No, Knickerbocker is All right. Someone from New York City. I believe that's where that came.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[D]

This.

[C]

But is it pants related at all?

[D]

I don't think so.

[A]

All right, we'll have to do.

[D]

So are you saying someone in a short pair of pants knickers.

[C]

Right.

[D]

Were balking somewhere or.

[C]

I think they may have been balking.

[E]

Now we're back to the chickens. Chickens with bands.

[A]

Aren't knickers panties in?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

They're often referred. Like an old British show.

[E]

British?

[B]

Yeah, slang for panties.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

But our knickers. For both men and women.

[B]

Not in England.

[C]

Yeah, maybe. I don't know.

[E]

Boy, this is.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

What's the Beatles song where she's got her knickers down? Remember that?

[B]

I don't.

[C]

I'm not sure.

[E]

Look at the time.

[A]

Okay, sorry. We have to take a break. If anyone can fill us in.

[C]

Get me off this tightrope.

[B]

Exhausting.

[A]

I need.

[D]

I need air. I honestly, I have acid reflux out. I. I'm doubling over in stomach pain.

[B]

Because we're talking what I'm going to say in court.

[C]

I mean, it was like we. I mean, it was the same.

[D]

We have enough trouble.

[C]

You know when you go to the Grand Canyon and there are no barriers, you can just go right up to the.

[D]

And look down and part of you wants to jump. Yeah.

[C]

And I need. I'm sweating.

[B]

I'm exhausted.

[A]

So we don't know if they sold. You're still going the watch from Pulp Fiction, that prop.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

I bet.

[C]

So I'd like to think. I'd like to think they gave it to Chris Walken.

[A]

Okay. I'll bet somebody had to pay out the ass for that thing.

[D]

Christopher and Marilyn,

[A]

we are delicately exiting the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[A]

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[D]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[E]

How's.

[D]

There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[D]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[E]

Hello.

[D]

There's Ace Cosby.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[D]

Hey, man. I am Chick. McGee and. Hello, Tom.

[A]

Hello. Chick Magee.

[D]

How goes it?

[A]

I can sort it out. A couple of things here. We were discussing the fact that some naming expert in New York says that there are going to be a lot of babies named after members of the great New York Knicks.

[D]

So it hasn't happened. Happened.

[A]

It's a prediction.

[D]

She's predicting it.

[C]

Yeah, but she also theorized Brun Cena.

[E]

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

[A]

Yeah. Some poor girl. Yeah, some poor little girl is going to be named Bron Cena. Yeah, that's. That's a good one. A K, A T. Yeah, that. That actually makes sense.

[D]

Well, that's Hunger Games and Carl.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Carl Anthony Towns. Yeah. So. But I. But Bruno, I think, is pretty awful, Right? I think there'll be a lot of, like, a mam. D. Oh.

[C]

After you think, like, mayoral elections.

[A]

You know, like Stalin. Mam. D. Johnson.

[C]

I don't.

[A]

Mao Mandami. Oh, sorry.

[D]

Well, you know, I didn't.

[A]

Trotsky.

[D]

I didn't think we could get.

[E]

I thought we weren't doing politics or.

[B]

He just took the Lord's name in vain.

[D]

Hey, look, what's coming up?

[A]

Well, no, but I. I asked the question.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

What was the origin of the New York Knickerbockers? And I found out what it was.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

It's got a literary thing. Josh, I think you'll like this.

[C]

All right.

[A]

The term was popularized by Washington Irving.

[C]

Oh, really?

[A]

When he wrote a history of New York, Julius Irving's grandfather, under the fictional name Dietrich Knickerbocker, he used the name for a humorous old Dutch New Yorker.

[C]

Huh.

[A]

And that's. That was the start of that. And of course, in 1946, when they came out as the New York Knickerbockers basketball team, it was shortened to the Knicks.

[C]

That's an underwhelming origin because it's.

[D]

That's really.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

In England, the term knickers refers to women's underwear.

[B]

Ah.

[C]

Yeah. So, Pat, you were pretty. You're right on that.

[A]

And then, of course, pretty sure we covered that, and who can forget. No, but I wanted. I wanted to reference this.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

As we continue the exegesis of this. Here we go. This is your friends, the Beatles. Know the song, Christy?

[E]

Yeah, I do.

[A]

What's it called?

[E]

I Am the Walrus.

[C]

Incredible.

[A]

Great song.

[C]

Is it, though?

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Go. Go with Josh's thoughts.

[C]

It's just utter nonsense, and it's sort of cacophonous and noisy because you're Using

[A]

big words doesn't mean you're right.

[C]

Huh. I'm surprised that you consider cacophon as a big word.

[A]

Oh, it's very big.

[C]

Only the feeble minded would think that was a big word.

[A]

The feeble minded with good taste.

[C]

So I should have all monosyllabic. Just, yes, I like ham. I don't understand that sentence.

[D]

Josh likes ham.

[A]

Yeah. The old Tom would have said.

[C]

The old Tom. This is the current Tom, not this Tom. The current Tom would never.

[A]

I think since. Since we're speaking with just one word responses, I would have. The old time would have said, clearly.

[C]

No, that's.

[D]

And that's not a one word.

[E]

And that's two syllables.

[D]

Mono. I was right before we could have gotten here. So it seems like an hour ago.

[B]

How can you.

[A]

You say that? I am the walrus is not great.

[D]

You still talk.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

I love it.

[C]

I mean, it's just a drug trip.

[D]

I think there's some. Some of their songs are not great. Some of them are effing amazing.

[C]

Exactly. Some of them are the greatest things you've ever heard.

[A]

But the context of that is amazing.

[C]

No, that kind of. When it's that drugged out, it's boring because there's nothing to hang on to.

[B]

There's nothing he called a gobbledygook. He was messing with the fans to look for hidden meaning, like yellow.

[C]

Well, thanks a lot.

[D]

Yeah, nothing makes me. Just messing with life doesn't mess with me enough.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. How about that? That'd be great.

[B]

Popular. Watch them. They'll eat this up.

[C]

Yeah, we can get away with anything.

[A]

Exactly what he's doing. Stupid bloody Tuesday.

[D]

We're bigger than Jesus. Okay, yeah, whatever, dude.

[A]

She let her knickers down. You see, Christy.

[E]

Tom, we are done with this.

[A]

You ever let your knickers down Tuesday,

[C]

trickster? What do you have?

[D]

I'm trying, man.

[C]

No, we all are.

[E]

We are pushing as hard as we can.

[B]

Be another God damn it soon

[C]

if we're not careful.

[D]

Hang on a second. God damn it.

[A]

What have you got over there?

[D]

Stupid world record. The world's largest and smallest penny farthing bicycles were unveiled during the annual Nocturne cycling.

[A]

I did this for Josh.

[D]

Me and luck.

[C]

Thank you for this gift.

[D]

You're the one that always.

[A]

You're the one that always talks about how you want to ride a penny farther.

[D]

Thank you so, so much.

[A]

And I have. I've made arrangements. We can get one over here. There's a loading dock where you could actually get on the thing.

[C]

Right.

[D]

Someone's going to kill themselves.

[A]

That's the problem. Because if you. You're gonna fall off.

[C]

Yeah, there's. It's inevitable.

[B]

And.

[A]

And then we're gonna have two guys with slings on their arms in the room.

[D]

Neil Lawton, spelled like Charles Lawton, head of the penny farthing Club, achieved the Guinness world record title for the largest rideable penny farthing with a high bicycle measuring 9ft 3 inches tall.

[A]

We have a. Do we have a picture of this guy?

[D]

Oh, that's ridiculous.

[C]

I mean, it's insanity. Look at the regular penny farthings. They look silly. And then this thing is.

[A]

Yeah, this guy's saying, I still 20ft off the ground. Josh, his head.

[D]

The penny farthing inventor, what did he do when they. When they saw the bicycle of both wheels were the same size?

[C]

No one's got to be giant.

[D]

What are you doing?

[A]

Yeah, that's.

[C]

Boy, that was a quiet dinner with his wife, wasn't it? He sees those go, goes home, sits down at the table. How was work today? I don't want to talk about it.

[A]

He didn't quite understand what was going on. And then he made one with two giant wheels, you know.

[D]

So there was a guy named John Logie who invented mechanical television.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And then Philo Farnsworth invented electronic television. Same type or same type of meeting with the wife.

[C]

Poor bastard.

[D]

So claim the title. He needed to ride the Jenny, the giant penny farthing. Big Bertha is what they call it. 330ft without any mistakes or killing himself.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

I have a question.

[C]

I put that

[A]

for those of you that do these. There's some really nice paved trails in certain towns. They've taken railroad tracks and picked them up and they put these great pages walking us through.

[C]

Well, walking trails, nature trail.

[A]

But I mean they're not. They're paved. That's the distinction. And their people are on these electronic bikes riding them, which is really pissing me off. And I think they should have people stand at the side of the trails with spears and when some of the electronic bike comes flying by, throw it in their spokes, thus killing them because they keep running into people. Do you suppose anybody's made an electric penny farthing?

[C]

Ah, I bet, sure. You know what? I'll just look it up real quick

[A]

because the electric bike is such a pain in the ass. Get out there and get some exercise.

[C]

For God's sake, Pat, you owned for a while.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And there were times where you could. It could be non electric, right?

[B]

Yes. You can do it both ways.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Was it harder to pedal? Because it's heavier.

[B]

It's a tad harder. Yeah, it is. Yeah.

[C]

Gotcha.

[A]

They get them off the trails, for God's sake. They're. They're flying by. They're hitting people.

[C]

Are they hitting people or is that just the concern?

[D]

No, no.

[A]

A friend of mine is disabled now because of some idiots.

[C]

Oh, no kidding. Oh, yeah, yeah. The hubless wheel electric penny farthing is a one of a kind masterpiece. So it has. Has. I'm looking at it.

[A]

Does it have any practical uses at all? Now you can go down a trail and hit. Hit your head in a tree limb.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

All right. It's out there. But do we.

[A]

And I know we're doing a lot of. Excuse me. We are doing. Seems a lot of word origins. I wonder what the. If penny farthing was a person.

[C]

No, no, it's. It's. If you have a penny and a farthing and you put the two coins together.

[A]

Oh, I get it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

One.

[A]

I didn't. That makes so much sense.

[C]

A big wheel and a small wheel.

[A]

I thought it was an old cricket player.

[D]

Well, it's old timers day here at the cricket Mattress. Penny Farley.

[A]

And she can really hit. You might have seen her in A League of Their Own.

[C]

Okay, I've never met a Penny. Have you guys?

[B]

A woman.

[E]

I do. I know a penny.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Was on the gymnastics team with a penny.

[C]

Penny. Gotcha.

[E]

Her name is Penny.

[D]

How about a bad, bad penny? How about a bad penny?

[B]

You can cop a feel on a penny Kappa.

[A]

You know what I'm saying?

[C]

I enjoyed it. Thank you very much.

[A]

Now, coming up, it's gonna be a special edition of Ali Breen and the Sexy Time show because we got a letter for Ally.

[E]

Oh, really?

[A]

It's kind of.

[D]

That's the way the show goes everywhere.

[C]

But it's about her.

[A]

It's about Ally.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

So remind me.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

Well, you want to see this? Is that the letter?

[A]

Dear Ally, Open this folder right now.

[C]

Let's. Instead of giving those to her, we should just delete those.

[A]

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Hello.

[D]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, Dateline Mallorca. There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[D]

There's Josh Arnold.

[C]

Chick, I drew a sexy flip book.

[D]

Yeah, let's look through it.

[C]

Oh, that's hot.

[D]

That's hot, hot, hot. There's Ace Cosby.

[C]

Really hot.

[D]

I'm Chicken McGee. Hello, Tom.

[A]

Good afternoon. Good morning. Depending on where you are and when you're here, we're happy to be here. Certainly. And have we polished off our sports

[D]

broadcast, don't you think?

[A]

Yes, I enjoyed it very much. Okay, now we have Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk as we await the arrival of Ali Breen. Coming up a little bit later on for sexy time, plus our history lesson on the way. But right now, Christy, what have you got? Got?

[E]

Well, if you're having trouble sleeping, listen up. A new study suggests self pleasure before bed may help you sleep better.

[D]

There you go.

[C]

A new study.

[E]

Yeah. Researchers looked at a Broad range of relaxing activities including sexual touch, mental imagery, sexual touch and other calming sensory experiences.

[C]

I'm referring to it as sexual touch from now on.

[E]

Participants reported better sleep quality on night nights that they practice self pleasure.

[C]

I mean, this is kind of an old joke.

[E]

They also fell asleep about nine minutes faster, slept slightly longer and woke up in a better mood.

[C]

Okay. Yeah. I mean that. Yeah.

[A]

So they had to take people into some laboratory and then time it as to how long it took them to go to sleep.

[D]

Well, that's sleep studies.

[H]

That's what those.

[E]

That's what they do when they study things.

[A]

Yeah, but I mean. Okay. Johnson in room seven just finished it.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Get the mop.

[D]

I don't know if they need a mop.

[A]

Yes.

[F]

Yesterday.

[A]

Yesterday. Johnson really hit it hard.

[D]

You know, I haven't slept more than two hours in a row.

[C]

I don't like hearing that.

[E]

I don't either. That's not good.

[D]

I can't remember the last time.

[E]

You take magnesium at night.

[A]

No.

[E]

Try that.

[D]

Yeah. No, thank you.

[E]

All right.

[A]

Have you tried counting sheep?

[E]

Have you tried.

[D]

No.

[E]

Have you tried self pleasure?

[A]

That would be.

[E]

That would be.

[A]

That would be.

[D]

You know, that's why. Because it lasts about two hours, I wake up and do it again.

[A]

I mean, if you not instead of counting sheep. This is suggesting choking chicken or at least choking the chicken or.

[C]

You ever have a sexual touch session that kind of didn't take. Where you can't finish and you go. You finish and you go. That was. There was something underwhelming about that.

[D]

Yeah. It wasn't.

[C]

I thought everyone not knows there are. They have varying degrees.

[E]

Really?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Absolutely.

[C]

Yeah. Same with women, right?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You can have stronger or.

[E]

But you guys have always said that the.

[C]

You know, even the worst. But look, even the worst, you know, it's sort of like that old saying,

[D]

don't get us wrong. It's still. Okay.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[C]

A bad day. Fishing is still a great day. That old saying, it's a bad day whacking. It is still a good day.

[E]

Gotcha.

[C]

It's. You know, there are some that are weak.

[A]

You tend to do. You tend to fall asleep right afterward. Well, first, I think this is a valid study.

[C]

First I log the experience in my.

[A]

Oh, you're journaling it.

[C]

Yeah. My jerk. No

[D]

dare I.

[C]

Like, I consider myself an amateur kinsiologist.

[H]

Yeah.

[C]

I measure the distance.

[G]

It.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

But I'm just wondering, you mentioned that you've done it while driving. I have like a non drowsy version

[C]

that you do that was the reason that. Well, who am I kidding? That wasn't the main reason I did it, but it was part of my thinking. It was 2am and I still had like three hours to go and I was so tired and I was horny and I went, well, nobody's on this desert road. It was in the middle of Utah or something.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So I thought it would wake you up.

[F]

Up.

[C]

Yeah, I thought it would keep my. I thought it would at least keep me awake. And it did.

[B]

Huh.

[E]

What a opposite of this story. You didn't fall asleep. That would have been.

[C]

I'm not proud of that, but I. It happened.

[A]

That could have gone way wrong.

[C]

There are a lot of wrong things.

[E]

There's nothing wrong with that. You be you.

[C]

Well, it's not me. I'm not the. It's not. It happened once.

[A]

It could have been an awkward.

[D]

I get the feeling it's your essence.

[C]

Yes, all my essence. Hit the dashboard.

[D]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[A]

I was just gonna say it could have been an awkward moment if there'd been some horrific accident in the jaws of life. Dudes rovered by a cop.

[B]

Can't get you pants up.

[D]

Jeez, look at this.

[C]

They would have knocked on my parents door and they were like, you know, we knew he was gonna go that way. I had a feeling, just kick him in a ditch.

[E]

Do you remember the greatest one you've ever had?

[C]

Oh gosh.

[B]

Solo flight.

[C]

Solo flight.

[E]

No, I mean just. Oh, the greatest orgasm you've ever had.

[C]

No, not really. Okay, do you.

[E]

No, this isn't about me, it's about you.

[C]

So that's a yes, but deflection no. Do you guys remember the absolute greatest?

[B]

No.

[C]

Yeah, I don't.

[A]

You'll have to check your journal.

[D]

Well, I guess that would mean you

[A]

have to check your journal so this

[D]

can be solo and with someone else.

[A]

Yeah, maybe it'll be the one journal where the handwriting is so shaky and it just sort of trails off after. Yeah, I've got a really depressing story like that. I could.

[D]

I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say no.

[C]

Yeah, I don't. I don't.

[E]

I didn't know if that was something you went back to when you were self pleasuring maybe.

[C]

Oh yeah, I gotcha that. You know, that kind of sounds like. Is that something a woman would do?

[E]

I think so.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

They. They go back to that moment or that particular experience. Do you remember even the buildup like, oh, it was so sweet when he did this.

[E]

Yeah, you do Remember, build up.

[D]

Isn't it true, though, that women are more likely to have a faceless.

[E]

Yes, absolutely.

[C]

I hear that women say that about their sex dreams and about their fantasies.

[E]

Yes. Yeah, that is. Absolutely.

[D]

Doesn't necessarily involve a particular person.

[E]

No.

[D]

With women.

[A]

That's weird.

[D]

Yeah, that's.

[E]

Why is that weird?

[D]

You know what else? Women. Women all know everything, too.

[E]

Like, you're thinking about some girl and you're looking at her eyes.

[C]

I know, we. No, no, no. We are all. We think of faceless people, too.

[A]

Yes. Shut up. Don't give it up.

[C]

They're all faceless mannequins.

[A]

What else you got, Chrissy? Change the subject. Okay.

[E]

A survey from the adult retail website Adam and Eve, we're all familiar with them. Reveals the levels of.

[D]

That's right, Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. Right, fellas?

[B]

Right.

[D]

What's he doing here?

[E]

The levels of confidence in America. Americans feel about their sexual skills. Nearly 30% of respondents describe themselves as very confident in the bedroom.

[C]

30%.

[D]

All right, that seems kind of low. Yeah. Why are you. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Tom, yes or no. Do you feel you are competent in the bedroom?

[A]

Oh, I thought it was confident.

[D]

Competent and confident.

[E]

It is confident.

[D]

Either one.

[E]

Are you confident?

[A]

Yeah, I know what I'm doing. I know what goes where.

[C]

Do you ever feel you are impotent in the bedroom?

[A]

Let's see how many kids.

[D]

Sometimes you're up to bat. Okay.

[C]

Have you ever finished while. Not while flacid. That's a weird.

[E]

Is that possible?

[D]

I've done it.

[C]

I have done it.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Really?

[C]

It's really. It's miraculous.

[A]

It just builds up so much. It just kind of flies out.

[C]

One day I just, you know, it was a. She was like, oh, should we stop? And I went, no, let's keep going. And it happened. It wasn't fun for her.

[D]

Like shooting a pool with a rope.

[A]

I hope there's someone taking notes on all this stuff. This is getting weird.

[E]

10% reported feeling somewhat insecure, and 5% said very insecure.

[C]

Oh, that's a shame.

[E]

I know, that's.

[A]

But only 30% feel that they got

[E]

the confidence in the bedroom.

[C]

Huh. I would imagine you're more confident with a partner you've been with a few times, as opposed to the first time.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

There's a couple times that I've been less confident in the bathroom.

[C]

That can be.

[D]

What's going on now?

[B]

Well, no.

[F]

Are you.

[C]

Is this. Yeah.

[D]

You don't know what's going to happen.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And you're not sure what's going to happen.

[C]

Air or solid.

[A]

Yeah. And then that can be serious. That can be rough.

[C]

Boy, we're talking.

[B]

How do we get here?

[C]

And he takes us right to the bathroom.

[D]

In his defense, we haven't really talked about duty today that month.

[E]

Oh, it's coming up.

[A]

It's coming up.

[D]

There you go.

[E]

It wouldn't be a day without it.

[D]

A day without sunshine.

[E]

Yeah. For those who feel insecure when it comes to sex, Adam and Eve's resident sex therapist, Dr. Jenny Schuyler, said sexual confidence isn't something most people simply have or don't have. It's something that develops through education. As you mentioned, communication with your partner.

[C]

Yes.

[E]

Self awareness and experience.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

I think, sure. We. When you're young, it can be very tough. Think of all the movies that are based on that.

[C]

Oh, yeah. All the fumblings and.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

All that. But I just think 30% confidence, that seems fairly low to me.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Feel bad for everybody if.

[B]

Enough.

[E]

Me too.

[A]

Have a little. Have a little confidence.

[E]

North Carolina officials are offering a reward for information leading to the arrest of a person who defecated in a public pool.

[D]

Here we go. Here we go.

[B]

Go.

[E]

The Asheboro Police Department reports sometime overnight, a suspect defecated in the pool at Asheboro Memorial Park.

[C]

Already? He's already smiling.

[E]

I know.

[D]

Oh, yeah. The following day, the laugh that there's no noise. He's laughing so hard, his head.

[E]

His head's going to explode.

[D]

He's shaking. His face is turning red. Yeah.

[E]

Authorities described vandalism resulting in biological contamination.

[A]

Marco Poopoo.

[E]

Now offering a 500 reward for the identity of the pooper.

[C]

$500?

[E]

Yep.

[A]

There's a guy.

[C]

What if you crapped in a pool? Anyone ever went, hey, I just grabbed at the pool. Give me 500 bucks.

[D]

Turn yourself in.

[A]

This. This happened when I was a kid. I don't think I've ever seen anybody more angry than the guy that ran the pool. I mean, they had. It was. They had to go through.

[D]

They have to drain the pool.

[A]

They had to shut it down for several days. And the kid that did it ended up going to school with us.

[E]

And it had to have been an accident.

[A]

If I went back to one of these reunions like Chick's talking about, as soon as he walked in, I would think, oh, yeah, there he is.

[C]

That guy's not walking into his reunion.

[A]

I can't. After all these years, still, I still remember.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

Did it seem like it was just an awful accident?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

It was just it was not a prank. Yeah, the pork, I mean, I mean, just it and it was, we were really, it was probably like we were, I don't know, nine or something. It was a day camp and this poor kid. Oh, yeah. All right.

[C]

Did you laugh?

[A]

I, I, at the time. We were all just so grossed out. But like I said, the coach was so angry. Of course, everybody had to get out of the pool and they had to close it up for a while.

[C]

Oh, man.

[A]

So anyway, but the, the judge gave the, the diving judge gave him a two number two, naturally. Christy, what else have you got?

[E]

In Australia, an Australian bride is singing the praises of the witch she hired to ensure perfect weather on her wedding day.

[C]

Oh, it sounds like it worked.

[E]

Eloise Tonkin told People magazine her friends had encouraged her to hire a witch from Etsy as it had rained heavily just two days before her wedding. I didn't know you could hire a witch.

[C]

Yeah, how about that?

[E]

After evaluating many witches on the online marketplace, Mrs. Tonkin hired a witch named Elena who conducted a sunshine blessing ritual for $6 the night before the ceremony.

[D]

$6? Here's seven. Let's forget about it.

[E]

Is that a typo, Tom?

[A]

No.

[E]

Are you sure?

[C]

Six bucks.

[A]

Yep. It was a bother.

[E]

Yeah, right. Ms. Tolkien said she awoke on her wedding day to the most beautiful sunrise over Sydney Harbor.

[C]

How about that?

[E]

The witch says she began the spell by, quote, cleansing the space and attuning to the natural elements. Sun, sky and gentle wind invoked harmonizing forces of nature to invite sunshine, stabilize the atmosphere, and bless her wedding day with ideal peaceful conditions.

[D]

And what a bargain.

[E]

There's six bucks.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Unfortunately, the spell she put to keep the groomsmen from banging the bridesmaids didn't work.

[C]

Oh, no.

[A]

Yeah, some ugly scenes that there.

[C]

Yeah, that's unfortunate.

[A]

Too much booze and a little bit of romance. Next thing you know, like rabbits.

[D]

There's not very many things that are $6.

[C]

No, no.

[E]

Right.

[D]

A candy bar.

[C]

Yeah. I mean you boy.

[D]

Pack of chips.

[C]

You would think controlling the weather would be a little after your price.

[E]

This lady only charges 6 to $18. It says here for her spells.

[A]

That's the second witch we've had on Yesterday.

[E]

You had the cheese witch yesterday.

[A]

The witch that would read your cheese.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

To predict your future.

[E]

Uh huh.

[A]

Okay, nicely done.

[C]

Doing good work out there.

[A]

Now when we come back, we have something a little more realistic, which is a history in the news. Also coming up, Ali Breen with sexy time and perhaps more of your letters if you want to reach us. How do they do that.

[D]

Chick Magee, Bob and [e-mail].

[A]

it's that simple. We'd love to hear from you.

[B]

You.

[A]

Also, we have something interesting coming up from McDonald's. They got something kind of cool they're doing a little special treat and words that sound fake that are real.

[D]

I had no idea this was a thing at McDonald's. I don't remember them ever offering this, but now it's back.

[C]

Oh, really?

[E]

I remember it.

[D]

Never heard about it. Yeah, never heard of it.

[A]

Oh, are you kidding?

[E]

I can't believe that.

[A]

Oh, well, then this is going to be a treat for Chick McGee. We'll return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[G]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and Tom, bobandtom.com 18th.

[D]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast, fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[E]

Hello.

[D]

There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[D]

Hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[C]

Hi there.

[D]

There's Ace Cosby.

[H]

Hello.

[D]

I am Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[A]

I'm a pool pooper. I'm a pooper watching.

[D]

Wouldn't you like to be a pooper, too?

[A]

It's time now to educate everybody here with a little bit of history. It's a good one today.

[E]

Is it?

[A]

Great. Birthdays.

[E]

June 17th.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Couple of rough spots. Oh, but here's a good opener on this date. I'll give you this in question form, Christy.

[E]

Yes, sir.

[A]

1837. The patent was obtained by Charles Goodyear. For what? Rubber tires for his doctor Spocked rubber. Rubber patent.

[C]

Galvanized rubber.

[D]

Vulcanized leather.

[C]

Galvanized.

[A]

Thanks to his. Thanks to his genius, we have vulcanized, galvanized.

[D]

Wait a minute.

[A]

We have tires and.

[E]

Yeah, lots of things. And rubbers.

[A]

Sex dolls.

[D]

Do you remember cement tires when you had a bicycle when you were a kid? Remember those? They never went flat. Obviously, that. We called them cement tires. I don't know what they made them out of, but they weren't filled.

[A]

They were solid. Yeah.

[C]

Were they the same thing that big wheel tires were made out of?

[D]

No. They looked and felt like tires, but they're heavy.

[E]

I don't remember those.

[D]

Something solid inside. Yeah.

[A]

On this date in 1885, the Statue of Liberty arrived in New York City

[E]

all the way from France Yeah.

[A]

And we. We. I've always wondered.

[D]

It was just her head at first. Right.

[A]

Well, if you've seen. You've ever seen the ship where they're. It's kind of cool. Obviously they didn't bring her standing up on the ship. That would have been.

[E]

Well, no.

[A]

Had they already designated. Had they already designated the island and everything so they were ready for it?

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

Because, I mean, when you.

[E]

When you get a gift sitting in the harbor and they're like, when you

[A]

get a gift like that, what are we gonna do with this?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

And they. I know they altered it because originally she was holding a cigarette because she's from France.

[C]

Right. And then her Pitts were.

[A]

Yeah, they put the torch in.

[C]

Harry.

[D]

Harry Pitts.

[A]

There's a great kids book about her feet.

[D]

What?

[A]

Yeah, there's a whole. There's a whole thing about. About this. I'm not kidding about the Statue of Liberty's feet. There's a whole story behind it.

[D]

All right.

[A]

I highly recommend it.

[C]

I highly recommend it.

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

Now, back in France today in 1939, Chick Magee, what did they do for the last time, where.

[D]

What? 39.

[A]

39 in France, 1939.

[D]

For the last time, they.

[A]

I don't know, you'd mentioned once Perth, or maybe you'd remember the last public use of the guillotine. Oh, but.

[D]

And 39.

[A]

The last public execution. All right, they switched.

[D]

79.

[A]

They switched to private.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

The last one that they. This is somewhat in dispute was 1977.

[C]

Amazing.

[E]

That is amazing.

[C]

I don't care if it's in dispute. That's what I'm. That's what we're going with. It's so crazy.

[A]

I think it's more effective than lethal injection. No one's ever.

[D]

Oh, it's effective.

[A]

No one's ever come back from that.

[D]

Wasn't there a scientist or something who said, I'll blink my eyes as long as I can after my.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Head gets chopped off or something? I think I remember that.

[C]

They don't really know, I hope. 20 seconds.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Really?

[C]

Yeah, you can still see and everything. Well, in fact, there was a.

[A]

How would they know?

[D]

Well, your brain still.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Think about it. It's all hooked up.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Some killer who would behead you and then show you your body. Body. Hold your head up so you could see your body.

[D]

Well, I think that in real life,

[E]

that's a real thing.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I think that was more cinematic than anything else.

[C]

Well, he had a flair about him.

[A]

I've never seen it. From this side.

[C]

He was a true showman.

[A]

Christie, you'll get this one.

[D]

You think the first guy did that and it got around. Here's what. Here's what they're doing. This is the advanced stuff. If you want to do that, you

[C]

gotta show you think you're sick.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I wonder if the guillotine ever got stuck.

[C]

One guy did. Oh, you mean right before it.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[G]

Or part one.

[C]

Oh, somebody did get. There is some sort of historical story where a guy got. Like, he had to go back for them to finish it. Like he didn't get his head. Totally.

[A]

Has anybody ever done the classic haircut joke? Just take a little off the top.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Christy Lee, who's the. Who am I talking about here? In 1970, a patent was realized by Edwin Land.

[E]

Edwin Land.

[D]

He got together with a guy named Polaroid.

[A]

The Polaroid camera.

[E]

I thought we had this last week or something.

[D]

Oh, it was a busy June. It's for the bridal month. Oh, pictures. Lots of pictures.

[E]

You don't hear about him as much.

[A]

Well, he was kind of the Henry Ford of dick pics.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

I mean, that when the Polaroid. The Polaroid camera, when that came out,

[C]

invented the Model D because it was

[E]

called the Polaroid Land Camera, but everybody called it the Polaroid. Yeah, see, he got shortchanged.

[C]

It's like Strauss. Yeah, yeah. Nobody says, hey, nice Strausses.

[E]

Right. They just say Levi.

[D]

Yeah. That's just one guy, though.

[C]

Oh, it is.

[A]

So you can imagine this, the box, when they. When they first developed.

[D]

Well, it could be two dudes, I

[A]

guess, when they first developed the instant camera. You know, that day one. Constant porn.

[C]

Oh, the Polaroid.

[A]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And if you're buying a Polaroid today, you should go on a list. Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying you're doing something bad, but.

[D]

Right, right.

[C]

You own one. Three. You own three Polaroids. My God, Ace, you're on a list. Improved them.

[A]

They improved them. Do you still have to use that goop? That.

[E]

No, no, that.

[A]

Stick with a goop on it. Okay. On this date. And here's one you'll remember. 1994, the OJ Simpson Ford Bronco Chase.

[E]

Oh, yes. Drinking out of a seizure.

[A]

Now, Christy, do you remember the name of the guy driving

[E]

it was? Football player, right?

[D]

Kinda.

[E]

He used to be, though. Yeah.

[C]

One of his initials.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Fw.

[D]

That's right. Frank Welker.

[C]

That's right.

[E]

Fwlings.

[A]

It was alcohol. Yeah, he's like that. He's like the Pete Best of murder cases.

[E]

What Happened to him?

[D]

No, I don't think it is the Pete Best. He's. No, he wasn't replaced by Ringo. He was the driver. Although they were.

[A]

Say, what's up? If Rigo had been driving, he would have gotten away.

[C]

Could he have been charged with being an accomplice of any of the. I mean, he was in a tough spot.

[B]

There are wigs in the car.

[A]

Cash, bad wigs, fake beard. Yeah, but O.J. didn't do it.

[D]

There's a documentary, of course.

[A]

He would grab a fake beer and a bunch of cash.

[E]

Where were they headed? Mexico.

[D]

O.J. simpson, made in America. It's like.

[C]

That's great.

[D]

Five hours.

[A]

It's terrific.

[D]

Covers everything, and everybody's in it.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Were he and Al on the way to Mexico? Is that where they headed?

[C]

I don't know that they knew where they were going. Oh, I didn't. Did you guys ever get that impression?

[B]

Yeah, I was winging it, I think.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

When Robert Kardashian read the note, you. It's like, yeah, he's going to kill himself. People forget how guilty he was.

[C]

And that's. I remember watching that live with. And my dad looked at me and goes, it's kind of weird that we're just waiting for this guy to blow his brains out.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Because that's what it felt like, right?

[D]

Absolutely felt that way.

[A]

But one of the psychologists they were interviewing said he'll never shoot himself in the head because he's too much of an ego.

[B]

Yeesh.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Happy birthday, 1882. You know who this is, Christy? Igor Stravinsky.

[E]

Yeah. He makes a nice violin.

[D]

No, he's the assistant to Dracula.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Eagle Renfeld was actually thinking of Stradivarius.

[A]

Yeah, he was. Igor Stravinsky, a famous composer. I think he. He did do the Monster Mash.

[C]

Of course he did.

[A]

Yeah. Because.

[C]

Oh, you mean the Graveyard smash.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

He is a composer, though, correct?

[A]

Yes.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

If your name is Igor. I mean, you got. You got. You got two things. You got to be.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Hunchback. Yeah, I mean, that's pretty much it. Hunchback. Or. Or. Or composer.

[E]

Well, I know it's going to be on the classical station all day today.

[C]

Would you ever. Would you have ever made out with Marty Frank Feldman?

[E]

No. I would giggle the whole time.

[B]

What happened?

[E]

Those eyes just.

[A]

But at one point when you were a kid that you had that lazy eye thing.

[E]

I had a lazy eye, but I didn't have bug eyes. They didn't bug out.

[D]

Well, you weren't on this side okay.

[A]

Happy birthday, 1943. Barry Manilow.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

You guys like him?

[E]

I do.

[A]

Good songwriter.

[C]

Yeah, there is some good stuff in concert.

[E]

He's fine.

[D]

Looks like we made it.

[C]

Like when Tom sings that when we have some story about hillbillies.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Looks like we made.

[E]

My sister loved him. She had the big wooden thing. Decoupage with Barry Manilow on it.

[B]

He had a string of hits, didn't he?

[E]

Yeah, he did.

[D]

You know what, Josh? I bet Barry Manilow, when he was popular, could add any woman.

[C]

No doubt, dude. He cleaned up.

[D]

Yes, sir. Hot and cold running.

[C]

That's the reason it's called Mandy. That's man candy.

[A]

Now let's see who else is. Oh, Joe Piscopo. Now, I will defend Joe Piscopo in the movie where he plays Danny Verman and Johnny Dangerously.

[C]

Yes, he's very funny.

[A]

That's very funny.

[E]

I have not seen that movie.

[C]

Silliness. Your. Your boy Griffin Dunn is in it.

[E]

I gotta see it. I love him.

[A]

Yeah, it's not everybody's cup of tea. It wasn't really a big hit, but it's.

[C]

No, it's funny, though.

[E]

But you guys all really like it.

[B]

It's very funny.

[C]

Yeah, because it's just jokes. Just jokes.

[E]

I bet Sophie would like it too.

[A]

One of my favorite actors, born in 1968, Thomas Hayden Church.

[C]

He's great.

[D]

Oh, what movie was he in, Tom?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Spider man.

[C]

Spider Man 3.

[D]

I've already got that issue. Give me the newest one movie.

[A]

Sideways. Don't you ever quote that great line. I'll bet she's tons of fun.

[C]

He's great in Easy A also.

[D]

Yes, he really is great. Easy A in the shower scene with Emma Stone. Well, I challenge you to watch that and not laugh.

[C]

It's wonderful. That whole movie is fantastic.

[A]

Another terrific guy. Great actor. Greg Kinnear. Born in the state.

[E]

I like him.

[A]

1963. He is good and fun to watch. Another group. No, this is a good day for actors. A Will Forte.

[C]

Gosh darn it, that guy's funny.

[A]

So funny right now.

[B]

He's on fire right now.

[A]

Yeah, great stuff. And then that. Oh, Venus Williams. Happy birthday. It's amazing. With no arms, she can be that good at tennis.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, no, that's Venus Dill Williams.

[A]

Oh, sorry,

[D]

the Williams.

[A]

I hope you learned something today. And you're welcome. Now, coming up, it's going to be a special event. We'll have Ali Breen with Sexy Time Time. And we have a letter for Ally switching things up a little bit.

[C]

It's Nice.

[H]

It's.

[C]

We're not going to bum her out.

[A]

No, no.

[D]

It's fun.

[C]

Good.

[A]

I think you'll like it. And it references something that Christy, I think, inadvertently blurted out earlier this morning. We have a. We have a nice. We have a. Well, a nice set of words.

[D]

Every day you fart.

[F]

Every day.

[E]

Every day.

[D]

Every day.

[E]

Everyone does.

[C]

May I fart into the mic microphone? How mad would you be at me?

[D]

Too late.

[A]

Which microphone?

[B]

He's starting to smile.

[C]

I mean, that your microphone? Yes.

[A]

Well, first of all, you're gonna have to adjust it. There's gonna be a certain level of acrobatics involved. Getting your face up there and your ass. I'm sorry. Coming up, we have a great thing, a really cool story about words that sound fake, but aren't. And something cool McDonald's is doing, going. Stand by for that. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[G]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[D]

Hey, and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[E]

Hi.

[D]

There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hello.

[D]

Jessica Alsman joins us. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[C]

Hi there.

[D]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[A]

Ms. Alsman, new mom, little kid at home. How's that going?

[F]

It's great. She's sleeping through the night.

[D]

Wonderful.

[F]

I am so happy. And she's so adorable. And she's starting to learn to laugh, which I love. She goes like, I count it. It's awesome.

[C]

Nice.

[A]

Good. Oh, well, now it's time for us to get back to the air.

[D]

Action here.

[A]

First off, very important news from McDonald's.

[E]

That's right. They're installing a 35 foot long fried apple pie on Route 66 to celebrate the desserts return to the menu.

[C]

Oh, this is great.

[E]

The fan favorite apple pie will return for a limited time at participating restaurants.

[C]

I'll go. I'll try.

[E]

Starting June 23rd to honor the pie's return, a giant fried apple pie structure will rise along the iconic roadway just outside of Chicago in Joliet, Illinois.

[C]

The fried apple pie was just awesome.

[E]

You'll be able to pose with the pie and pick up a McDonald's souvenir map before hitting the road on Route 66.

[A]

But word of warning.

[E]

What?

[A]

Many a tongue. Yeah, many a tongue was lost.

[C]

It was molten.

[A]

Yes, yes. Scientists measured it hotter than lava right out of the volcano.

[D]

Isn't that when that happens, you burn your tongue? The little hairs on your tongue are singed off, I think.

[E]

Is that true?

[D]

We all have little teeny tiny hairs on it.

[A]

Just be careful.

[D]

We're very hairy.

[E]

They're very good.

[A]

If you're not familiar with this is the papilla. Like the hot pocket of apple pie

[E]

in that little pocket thing? Yeah.

[D]

I thought they still had it in that way, but they don't.

[B]

No.

[D]

What they have is not deep fried now.

[C]

No, still tasty. But they're those things, Ace. You remember them. Yeah, but when they asked you about it, didn't they say hot apple pie? Yeah, but they don't say fried apple pie. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. And this is the, like the McRib of desserts.

[E]

Yeah, it's gonna be for a limited time.

[A]

Yeah, I mentioned this a couple times. We have this. These lists of words that sound fake but are actually real words. And I gave it to Christie.

[C]

It's pretty good.

[E]

11 English words. These aren't like, from whales or something?

[C]

Sure.

[B]

Bumfuzzle.

[E]

You ever heard that one?

[C]

I haven't. I'm gonna guess it means to confuse

[E]

to perplex or fluster. Exactly. Maybe I have in state of bewilderment.

[D]

Sounds like.

[A]

It sounds like the stuff you'd get on your hand if you gave some homeless dude.

[D]

No, it sounds like a new character.

[A]

Couple of bucks. He touches you. Oh, God. I got it. Sounds like a new bum fuzzle. I gotta go. I gotta go sanitize.

[D]

New character in Winnie the Pooh.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That's a sweet angle.

[E]

Thank you. What about snallygoster?

[C]

Snally Goster.

[D]

That's an unbelievable event.

[E]

An unprincipled but shrewd person.

[D]

Oh.

[E]

Oh, you're a snally goster.

[D]

Wow. That sounds better to be tested.

[C]

Almost a Flynn Flam man.

[E]

Friend of Lily.

[B]

Friend of Lily.

[D]

Yeah, that sounds like somebody you're trying to give up Scrapbooking the ab.

[C]

Friend of door. Did you once go to a conversion camp?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm a friend of Lily.

[D]

I'm a friend of Lily. I've been scrapbooking. I love. Ignored my family. Well, you need to join. You'll be a friend of Lily.

[E]

The adverbial form of the word friendly. That can be used to highlight how nicely a person is behaving.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

As in he pulled me aside and friendly leave friend. Lily told me I had toilet paper

[C]

on my show, so it's almost friendly.

[A]

It's an awkward way of saying in a friendly manner. Yeah. Okay.

[E]

About pronk.

[C]

Pronk. Don't. Don't know.

[E]

That's a term borrowed from the Africans language. Pronk means to show off in reference to deer, gazelle, or other quadruped animals. Similar to how rabbits. Rabbits hop and horses gallop.

[C]

All right, so you could see an answer. Love pronking.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Huh?

[D]

Is that right?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Odd.

[E]

Embiggen.

[A]

Now this one.

[C]

This is actually in the Simpsons.

[E]

Okay, that exactly right. You're right.

[C]

A statue that says. Yeah, yeah.

[E]

It's an initially a made up term.

[D]

Jebediah Springfield. Right.

[E]

Coined by the writers of the Simpsons. Merriam Webster officially added the word to the Dictionary, though, in 2018.

[C]

That's funny.

[E]

With a definition meaning. Meaning to make bigger or more expansive.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

M. Biggins.

[E]

M. Biggins. Those are some M. Biggins.

[C]

No, I like the way Christy's going.

[A]

Yeah, well, I guess you could do it that way.

[C]

She got implants. She embiggened her.

[E]

Yeah. How about Taradiddle?

[C]

I have heard this.

[D]

Taradiddle.

[E]

Have you heard this?

[C]

Yes, I heard it as Taradiddle.

[E]

Well, it could be Tara or Tara. T. A, R, A. Yeah, yeah. A synonym for fib.

[C]

Yes, A lie.

[E]

It was coined no later than 1796 when it appeared in print in a book about colloquial. Colloquial speech. I can't say that.

[D]

What about paradiddle? Same thing. Kind of neighbor words. Paradiddle. Pterodle.

[A]

Pterodiddle. Sounds like something Tara was doing quietly in the early evening when there was

[D]

no one home, trying to get to sleep.

[E]

How about wabbit? And not from the cartoon.

[C]

Not a wascally wabbit.

[D]

Be very, very quiet.

[C]

Is it spelled like that, though?

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Tell us about this.

[E]

In Scottish, the word means weary or exhausted. It's derived from the earlier Scots term wobart, meaning withered or feeble.

[C]

Huh.

[D]

Oh, like Jason Wobart.

[E]

Bumble. Shoot.

[C]

Well, that should also hear this.

[E]

No, bumbershoot. I'm sorry. It's an umber.

[D]

That's an umbrella.

[E]

Yes. Very good.

[A]

Great. How'd you know that?

[B]

Jake?

[A]

That's fantastic.

[D]

Stuck in there. Wow.

[A]

Bumbershoot is an umbrella. Does anyone feel that all these words sound like you're reading Harry Potter?

[F]

Yes, sure.

[C]

Yeah, a bunch.

[A]

They all sound fake, but all right.

[E]

We brought this one up earlier. Crapulant.

[C]

Yes.

[E]

Suffering from excessive eating or drinking.

[C]

Wallowing in my own crapulence.

[E]

It comes from the Latin crapula, meaning intoxication.

[A]

Now, have you ever heard the word

[C]

craptastic as maybe as somebody just being silly?

[A]

Yeah, I don't Think that's in the dictionary, right? No. How would you define craptastic?

[C]

As being plentifully awful?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

That movie was craptastic.

[A]

High levels of stinkness. Beyond awful. It was craptastic.

[E]

How about fartiac?

[A]

No, no, no. That's an L. Fartlick.

[E]

Oh, fartlick. Sorry.

[C]

Fart lick.

[A]

Anybody's familiar? Anybody who ever ran cross country knows that one.

[E]

And now I'm referring to a period of endurance training in which the runner alternates between sprinting and jogging.

[C]

No kidding.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

Fart lick.

[A]

Yeah, we're doing a fart lick today.

[C]

Gotcha.

[E]

Really?

[C]

Man, would you guys howl?

[A]

Yeah. I always thought of me meant because the guy in front of you was farting and you were having to be

[C]

able to lap it up.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. But no, it's. It's L, E K. Fart.

[B]

Look, it's a.

[A]

It's a legit term from training. Anybody who, like I said, ran cross country has heard that one.

[C]

Huh?

[E]

Boy. This one? Bor borgamus.

[F]

No idea.

[E]

Well, but we've all had it. Let's just put it that way. We've all had it, huh?

[A]

It's the belly.

[E]

It's a medical term referring to the rumbling in your stomach or a symptom or a synonym for an upset tummy.

[C]

I see.

[D]

Gets rumbly in his tumble.

[E]

Yes, he does.

[D]

Wants honey. Yes,

[A]

there's a couple more again. They all sound very Harry Pottery. Snolly Goster. An unprincipled person. Usually a politician.

[C]

Yeah, we did that one.

[A]

That's collie wobbles.

[C]

What's collie wobbles?

[A]

Stomach pain. Oh, I thought it was a. I

[D]

thought it was dog three legs.

[A]

It's the example they give speaking in front of the crowd. Gave Jane Colly wobbles.

[C]

Oh, this. This term sounds like it's straight from Harry Potter. Anti trans.

[D]

She might. She might have come up with that. Like Shakespeare came up with some more.

[C]

I don't know if that's like a wizard word, but it came up when I googled.

[D]

Thank you very much.

[E]

If you have an upset stomach or if you're a person that needs to take a laxative. Check this out. A common prescription laxative may do more than relieve constipation. It may help improve your memory and attention. Researchers tested a drug called Prucalopride. It's commonly prescribed for chronic constipation. The folks taking this drug perform better on word recall and memory speed tests than those taking a placebo.

[A]

That's because they're in a hurry. I took that laxative. I get to the bathroom pretty soon.

[E]

Scientists say the drug activates serotonin receptors in the hypocampus part of the brain involved in learning and memory.

[C]

All right.

[E]

Interesting.

[C]

Weird.

[E]

Yeah. The findings also add evidence to the gut brain connection, which.

[C]

That's massive.

[E]

We've talked about before. Yeah.

[C]

Learns too much about that in a of lot. Last five months, I'm sure.

[A]

You know, coming up, we're gonna have our discussion with Ali Breen. The show we call Sexy Time right now. She drives a sexy car. That's Christy Lee.

[E]

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[A]

Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Christy Lee coming to you live from Bumfuzzle usa.

[B]

That boy.

[E]

Be careful there, buddy.

[A]

No, that was one of your words.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Doesn't that sound like the. The phrase often used to describe a. Yeah. Smaller ville?

[C]

Yeah. Yes, it does.

[A]

Bumfuzzle USA. We are actually out there. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[D]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[E]

Hello, Chick.

[D]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[E]

Hello.

[D]

There's Jessica Alsman.

[F]

Hey.

[D]

Hey, there. There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby.

[C]

Howdy.

[D]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[A]

Hello, Chick McGee. We're gonna hook up with comedian Ally Breen here in a matter of moments. There she is. I see her on the big screen.

[C]

Hi, Allie.

[E]

Hi, Allie.

[H]

Hi, guys.

[A]

And, Allie, I can tell you're in New York City. I recognize the background of your apartment.

[H]

Yep.

[A]

And you probably have your kitty cats in there somewhere.

[H]

Yeah. Right up here, right in front of the camera.

[A]

Okay.

[H]

Try to knock something over at some point.

[A]

I have a later. Excuse me. I have a let for you here. Typically, you read letters to us about people with their love troubles, but I'll edit this as I read it involves this show which is called sexy time since Ali Breen has a new dude.

[D]

That's.

[A]

That's the verbiage that Dave in Ithaca, New York writes, we have since seen Ali Breen in London. We have seen Ali Breen in France. It's only reasonable that we now see her in her underpants, quoting the famous poem, you're just turning red.

[E]

Look at that.

[H]

I don't know why that made me blush. I feel that I'm very modest all of a sudden. I don't know what's going on.

[A]

Yeah. That was a poem Christie actually referenced earlier this morning by chance.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

I see Germany, I see France, I see someone's underpants.

[E]

Well. Or the lady. And then we always talked about the ladies in France.

[C]

There's a place in France where the

[A]

ladies wear no pants.

[D]

What about the dirty, dirty knees? Chinese. Look at these.

[E]

Sure.

[C]

Yeah, that was out there.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[H]

I mean, that's definitely illegal at this point.

[A]

These are all promoting international relations in the nicest way.

[D]

You know, Norway's taking over Boston. What's going to go.

[A]

Okay, okay. Ali Breen is a standup comedian. She's also some might refer to as a sexpert. I'm not so sure about that. But we, we try to weigh in in the world of adult human sexuality as much as we can.

[C]

Only you have called her a sex

[A]

bird in you, Jeff.

[C]

Some. I don't know about

[A]

where that came from.

[D]

Tom is the king of the false.

[A]

No, no, it's. It's on our green sheets all the time.

[C]

Jess Hooker puts that on there as a joke because you always call her a sex expert.

[A]

Okay.

[H]

I mean, we're all kind of sexpers for this segment, right?

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

But we acknowledge the fact that if you take our advice, you're an idiot.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

So let's.

[D]

Which is worse, asking us for advice or taking our advice at this point?

[C]

Asking for it.

[D]

Yeah, I would think. Yeah.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

What do you think?

[A]

I remember when Click and Clack used to do their great auto show and every once in a while they would actually follow through. Someone would write them a letter. They'd call them a year later and you know, he, hey, how's your Toyota Land Cruiser? Or whatever. They told him how to fix it. We could do that with these letters.

[H]

Oh, we should do a follow up episode. Absolutely.

[A]

You know, you called us up and your boyfriend was, you know, whatever got you in the shower and you know, and then, how's it going now?

[D]

Got you in the shower.

[A]

Remember that?

[D]

Well, what is that story?

[A]

The letter?

[C]

The Letter.

[A]

If I'm recalling it correctly, the.

[C]

No way.

[A]

You are boyfriend. The boyfriend wanted her to urinate on him in the shower. And then it.

[D]

Well, but if you're going to do. If you're going to do that, it's

[E]

a place to go.

[A]

Yeah, well, see, we could call back and see how it's. Where is it now?

[D]

I'm sure it's progressed.

[C]

Oh, it's great. I'm getting peed on. On the reg.

[D]

Yeah,

[H]

we've gone for number two on.

[A]

On the reg. Okay, I want to clarify.

[C]

Yeah, there's. That guy's different.

[A]

Yeah, that. That's. We haven't gotten that letter yet, but it's coming. Okay, Ellie, let's. You're blushing again.

[D]

Look at Allie, she's like.

[H]

I don't know what's going on. I feel it. My face is getting red. I have no idea what.

[D]

Okay, well, let's.

[A]

Let's get to our first letter. What have we got?

[H]

Dear Allie, I've been with my boyfriend for five years and neither of us ever wanted to get married.

[B]

Get out.

[H]

He just got a job promotion, which would also be a transfer where he has to move. And I said, if you want me to come with you, we probably should get married because I'm giving up everything and need some protection. He said, that's crazy. Of course he'll take care of me and he's not even considering anything different. Would you go if you didn't have a rich girls?

[E]

I've done this, Jessica.

[C]

You said what?

[F]

I wouldn't. You would if I'd up and move. Unless something was in my name too. Like if we were going to get a house together. Like you have to put my name on it, even if we're not married. Because I don't want to be screwed.

[D]

Do you want that as motivation? That doesn't sound very motivation to get married. It's almost an ultimatum, you know? I'll take care of you.

[C]

Christy, you have done this.

[E]

I gave up a job and moved out of state for someone without a ring. And.

[A]

And the job she gave up was this one.

[D]

One.

[A]

I'm not taking it personally or anything.

[E]

No, actually it was a different job. And.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

You weren't doing this yet.

[E]

I wasn't doing this yet and then I came back here.

[D]

What were you doing?

[E]

I was working at the TV station and I came here.

[C]

You were here.

[D]

No, she was part time here.

[E]

I was part time and then I came back.

[D]

Your control of the facts is leave someone.

[A]

You were doing news with us, right?

[H]

Something Even if it was part time.

[D]

You guys didn't do news or sports.

[E]

We didn't do. And then.

[D]

And then she left. And I did. Mark did sports and then wouldn't get married.

[E]

And so I did come back here.

[D]

Right.

[E]

And that's when he decided he wanted to get married. And then I left. That's what you're thinking about. Okay, but that only lasted a year. And then I came back.

[H]

Oh, so you did get married, but

[E]

no, we didn't get married. We just got engaged. And.

[A]

Not that time.

[E]

Not that time.

[A]

If she got married that time, Chrissy'd be curly. She'd be looking for six.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Sorry. Pat would have to rewrite his song. I'm sorry.

[E]

I'm very happily married. I'm never gonna get married again.

[D]

Okay, everybody who believes that, stand on your head.

[A]

Okay. We don't have a good answer for you. Josh, did you want to weigh in?

[C]

It sounds like you want to get married before you move, so, yeah, you're gonna.

[D]

I guess ideally it should be more of a. Just a romantic.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

He should want you to be there and.

[C]

Yeah, I'm.

[D]

Just happen. On its own.

[C]

I'm on his side on this, but it doesn't matter. You. You feel the way you do.

[H]

So just want some similarities thing. Like, I don't need a ring, but put my, you know, give me a house or something. Like, give me something.

[C]

I don't even agree with that.

[F]

She's going to go find a new job and start completely over, too.

[C]

If I was.

[D]

There's got to be a more organic way to get married, isn't there?

[C]

I'm in a relationship. And she goes, hey, I got this great job. I promise I'm going to take care of you.

[D]

Okay? Okay.

[C]

Do you want your name on the house, too? I'd go, no.

[D]

No, I don't want.

[C]

I want to be able to.

[D]

If you're going to do it this way, for things in your name and you need a contract, let's just draw off a contract.

[C]

Oh, but do whatever your best you're most comfortable with.

[E]

Follow your gut, ma'. Am.

[C]

Yes.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

It's always right.

[A]

Just don't let it get too big.

[C]

The worst thing you could do, lady, is to get fat.

[D]

Yeah. And in Tom's book, that's over £99.

[H]

We can bring body shaming into anything.

[A]

Just kidding. These are all jokes.

[D]

No, no, no. Absolute ironclad truth.

[A]

Let's get back to it. Allie, what else have you got?

[H]

Dear Allie, I am single and I'm Newly dating and in this heat wave, also known as sweaty ball season. Why do you guys think it's okay to hook up after sweating all day outside and not showering?

[F]

Boring.

[H]

I told a guy to hop in the shower first and he told me I was ruining the mood. Really? Your smelly balls are ruining the mood more.

[E]

Yeah, no joke.

[C]

You're a lesbian.

[B]

Enjoy the musk.

[A]

I think this one, I think go get some gift.

[D]

That's what it is.

[A]

That's going to be Josh's new T shirt. Forget about the. Forget about your famous half fat T shirts. T shirts. The smell of my balls is a gift. He'll sell. He'll sell hundreds.

[C]

James Brown.

[B]

My funk is a gift.

[A]

I think there's a romantic way to get out of this.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Take a shower with him.

[A]

Yeah. I think you should say, hey, yeah,

[D]

Leonard, let's get in the shower. Yeah, she's.

[C]

She's not wrong. Be smell free and showers aren't a mood changer.

[B]

That's. That's a cool thing.

[C]

I kind of agree. If you. If she's like, hey, we're going to. This is going to be fun, but just go take a shower real quick. In that shower, you're like, oh, this is going to be fun.

[A]

I think she needs to escort him in there.

[F]

And the cleaner you are, the dirtier you're willing to get in bed.

[E]

Wash his balls.

[A]

That should be a chapter in your book.

[C]

Very well put.

[D]

Shall I wash your balls for you? Oh, that's fun.

[E]

I mean, is that fun? Yeah, I offered.

[C]

Well, until she breaks out the loofah.

[A]

That's got pumice in it. For God's sake, girl.

[C]

That's better.

[D]

Lava.

[A]

Okay. What is. Allie keeps turning visibly red.

[H]

I think it's actually just because I've gotten a lot of sun. So I think it's like. Yeah. Equipped because I feel like heat. I don't understand it either.

[A]

Where's your man? Is he in town?

[H]

He's in town. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, no, he's under the desk.

[B]

That's why.

[C]

That's the heat you're feeling?

[G]

Yes.

[A]

He's from flashing her this whole time. I'm sorry. Let's. Let's move on. What else have you got? Ally Brain?

[H]

Dear Ally, my girlfriend constantly talks about her ex boyfriend. Not even like complimenting him, just talking about him all the time about stuff they did together, what he thought about stuff. Even in front of my friends and family. I told her it's pretty annoying and she said that I should stop being jealous. It's Not a good look. But I'm not jealous. It's just awkward. Right?

[F]

She's insane.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

Why is she breaking up my ex boyfriend's feelings in front of her current, like, in laws?

[C]

Something's unresolved there.

[A]

That's weird.

[D]

Yeah, you would think.

[C]

Yeah, something is unresolved.

[A]

One should know better than to do that.

[C]

I mean, there's. And let's even give her the benefit of the doubt. She's. She's not interested in that guy anymore. Sexually or romantically.

[D]

However.

[C]

Something is unresolved.

[A]

Yes.

[F]

Is she trying to change your current boyfriend to be more like her ex? Like the things that she did, like in him?

[C]

I sure wish you would start having a bigger penis

[D]

like Roger, because. No, no, no. Yours is perfect.

[C]

But you know what my ex used to do? Have a bigger penis

[D]

and had more money.

[A]

Better looking, nicer car, better house, better job. Oh, sorry.

[D]

But I think that goes without saying.

[F]

Yeah, he would wash his balls.

[A]

In fact, his parents were nicer than your parents. Oh, they're right here. Okay, she needs to shut up. Okay, what else have we got?

[H]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend likes to keep the air conditioning at sub zero degrees and I like it around 76. So of course we compromise at pretty much freezing.

[D]

76 is a little warm.

[C]

That's too hot.

[E]

That's way too hot.

[D]

Even for us. Even for us elders, 76 is too hot.

[H]

He told me I can always wear a sweatshirt, but he can't walk around naked. I still think he's being too stubborn.

[E]

What's wrong with 70? 72, isn't that like normal? Right?

[F]

I think 74.

[A]

I'm confused. Wait a minute.

[E]

We go 70 at our house.

[B]

He.

[A]

What does. He likes it. He likes it at what temperature?

[H]

Sub zero. So he likes free.

[F]

And she like 67.

[A]

Oh, I see.

[C]

She likes it hot.

[H]

I mean, this is actually Cynthia Nixon ran for mayor in New York and she said air conditioning is inherently race. Not racist, sexist. That it's always set for guys in suits and not girls in dresses. So this is.

[D]

Oh, I can't imagine she didn't win.

[H]

Yeah, that was one of her big issues.

[E]

Oh my God, are you kidding? That was one of her issues. All right. Yeah.

[A]

How do you.

[C]

I mean, his logic isn't flawed. You can always bundle up, but I can't. It's not really acceptable for me to strip down.

[E]

You need to compromise. I. I don't know. What if he's like 65? Go to 70. Then you're in the middle.

[C]

Yeah, how is that not.

[A]

I know in my life I compromised. Kelly likes likes our bedroom sub zero and I like it at 72 and our bedroom is sub zero.

[D]

Sub zero.

[A]

So that's the way. That's how. That's how I compromised.

[E]

I think 70 is too cold, but I wear a sweater in there and

[A]

I've got two votes. Me and the dog both think it's too. It's too GD cold in there. But she went to college. They had the cold room. You ever heard of the cold dorm?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

In the winter, one of the rooms, they'd leave the windows open and just

[C]

kind of go out, get in there

[A]

and in the freeze. In the what?

[F]

I sleep better when it's cold.

[D]

Some people like to and sleep better in colder.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I'm really getting used to it. But yeah, but again, that's the kind of compromise I put up with because I'm a man. She's in charge. Okay, good.

[D]

A reasonable facts.

[G]

Okay.

[A]

Okay, good. Let's get to our next letter. Ali Breen is our guest. By the way, you can reach Ali A L, L, I B R, E E N. You can write her at sexy time and find her on your favorite social media platform. Allie is also a stand up comedian. We'll hear where she's going to be this weekend in a moment, but let's get to our next letter.

[H]

Dear Ally, I started dating a girl I like, but she's the pickiest girl I've ever known. At restaurants, everything she orders requires 10 adjustments and my friend says that means she's not going to be fun in bed. Do you think that's true?

[C]

No.

[D]

First of all. No, no, hang on. First of all, you need to listen to this friend as often as you can. That's what I recommend. Whatever they say.

[A]

I know, I know.

[C]

Correlation.

[A]

I know. Yeah. I know a couple of guys. Guys that are this way that I mean. Oh, yeah. We'll go to one of our guy lunches and I never even look at a menu and then. Then we've got someone ordering and they've got all kinds of tweaks. Side this.

[C]

You've had lunch with Greg Warren too?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[D]

Among others.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. No, that's just some people.

[C]

I don't. That's not a big deal.

[H]

Yeah. I don't think it reflects.

[F]

No, but she's not complaining about the food after it arrives.

[C]

No, that wasn't mentioned at all.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

Just.

[F]

I hate that.

[A]

Extraordinarily picky and. Yeah.

[F]

Hey, she knows what she wants. Oh, good.

[C]

Exactly. There's a chance she'll be even better in bed because she'll go, hey, do it this way instead of that way.

[D]

Not very likely.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Weird. The weirdest story. Like that.

[D]

Talk about easy going.

[A]

This is a friend of ours and I know know that in case Jan's listening. This is about Andy. Pat. We were at the. What's the fish place called at Disney World?

[D]

It used to be Ocean.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, World.

[D]

World,

[A]

yeah. But Living Seas is now one of the rides.

[E]

I don't know what it's called.

[C]

It's a Little Mermaid.

[A]

Yeah, but they have a restaurant or Finding Nemo. Sorry. Finding Nemo.

[B]

That's it. Yeah.

[D]

Up my ass shoals.

[A]

Is that it? No, they have a restaurant there where you're sitting there, you're looking at all these fish as you order. As you order fish. And we were going. We were ordering and Andy ordered with the side of potatoes. And not to be difficult or anything, he said, well, how many potatoes are there? And he goes, well, there's six of them. And he goes, I really only want four. But this is a guy.

[D]

The difference is that. That's insane.

[A]

But that's his personality. If he has his. His shirts in the closet are all perfectly lined up.

[B]

Up.

[C]

Can't wait to never meet him.

[H]

But he wasn't doing it as a joke.

[A]

No, no, no. Absolutely not.

[E]

Doesn't he have like 10 shirts? And if he buys a shirt, one shirt has to go away. Never more than 10.

[A]

Simple sickness.

[D]

Sickness, yeah.

[A]

Okay, let's get. We have time for one more letter.

[D]

Ally of medication available.

[H]

Dear Ally, I got into a fight with my boyfriend of eight months. And then when I went out with the girls to vent, I met a guy and had a one night stand. My boyfriend showed up with flowers two days later and I forgave him. We're back together. I don't know if I should tell him about the one night stand. We never said we were exclusive, but it's been exclusive. And I don't know if my friends are gonna say something if I don't.

[D]

Not sure what to do. Just remember this, if you don't tell them, you will get away with it. Okay.

[A]

That's some sound advice.

[D]

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[A]

This is a potential disaster.

[E]

So her friends know about it? Is that what I'm hearing?

[H]

Yep.

[A]

They'll leak it.

[E]

They'll leak it.

[A]

They're gonna leak it.

[B]

It's gonna come up.

[D]

Or they'll think it's funny to allude to it when they're. You're around. Yeah, everybody Love that. Yeah, that's right. Come on.

[C]

Nobody wants my advice.

[A]

What's your advice? What's your advice?

[E]

Keep your mouth shut.

[D]

Why?

[C]

And when the. Or don't say anything. And when the friends slip it, you deny, deny, deny.

[A]

Oh, that's hard.

[E]

You could just tell.

[H]

Or then you bring up the. Well, I didn't think we were exclusive.

[C]

If you're gonna be with this guy forever, you just forget it.

[D]

I just see some of those hot dogs that remind me of Mark. What about you, huh?

[C]

To confess is almost selfish at this point.

[F]

Yeah, but if you just don't get too attached to him. Him, you know, anymore. Tell him the truth. And if you guys break up, you have no problem finding someone else, apparently. You know what I mean?

[C]

Yeah, but I wouldn't even tell him. If you break up.

[E]

I wouldn't tell him either.

[C]

Yeah, the guy doesn't deserve to feel awful. You do.

[A]

Let's get back to the. The most important part. So how big was that guy's hulk?

[C]

We did not take that into account.

[D]

We didn't hear about hog size.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Now let's get back to Ali or you weren't staged this weekend.

[F]

Yes.

[H]

I'm going to be Friday and Sunday at the Strip and Saturday I'm just going to be going to a show.

[E]

Ah, nice.

[H]

Yeah.

[C]

Who are you seeing?

[E]

What are you seeing?

[H]

Yeah, I'm seeing Schmigadoon. It's the one that won the Tony, right?

[A]

Ah, Schmigadoon.

[E]

Schmigadoon.

[H]

I have no idea if it's good or not. We'll see.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I actually had to sit through Brigadoon as a kid. My grandparents took me to see that.

[H]

That's not a ringing endorsement.

[C]

Wanted to walk into traffic.

[A]

Walk the plank, if you will. Make sure there are plenty of sharks. I don't want to be here even for a quick dip. Take me out. Okay. Thanks, Allie.

[H]

Thanks, guys.

[C]

See ya.

[A]

Bye now. Coming up, we will be visiting more with Christy Lee, finding out what's going on in the world.

[E]

Yeah, we have some animal news coming up. We have a kangaroo on the loose.

[A]

I do have two more. These stupid words that sound like they're fake. I've got a couple really good ones that I'm going to really struggle to pronounce. But I'm sure there's some kids somewhere that'll be hearing them and know how to spell them. Already that's getting ready for that next spelling bee. But right now I want to talk to you about financing. Finance. Big money. If you own your own house, pay close attention. Your house could be worth a lot more than it was just a couple years ago. I'm not asking you to sell your house. But if your house is, say 10 years old, it's probably doubled in value and it depends on where it is and et cetera, et cetera. Every situation's different. But in American Financing, what they're doing right now is they're helping folks refinance their homes and grab some of that equity so you can take out some of that cash without actually selling your house. So if you got maybe some heavy credit card debt you want to pay off or you want to put a new kitchen in, whatever it might be, grab some of that cash that you're kind of sitting on right now and there's no upfront fees involved. American Financing has salary based mortgage consultants. They'll help you walk through this. Right now they're saving their clients an average of 800 bucks a month by doing a refi. So find out what it's all about. See if this fits your situation. Like I said, no pressure. And they've even got a program right now that will probably delay as many as two mortgage payments so you can get some air, get your head above water and start breathing again. Get the details. See if it suits your situation by calling American Finance. Once again, it's American Financing. You'll find them at 866-88926 11. Easier to remember the number just by going to the website. You'll find [e-mail] do me a favor, put slash Bob and Thomas. They know that we sent you. Once Again, that's American Financing.net NMLS 182334

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borrowers who save over $200 just gotta

[G]

get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[D]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[E]

Yes, hi.

[D]

There's Pat. There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[D]

There's Jessica Alma.

[F]

Hello.

[E]

Ran out of words.

[D]

Josh Arnold.

[B]

Hi, there.

[D]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello.

[E]

Never run out of words during the day.

[C]

I know. I'm done talking when I leave here.

[A]

Oh, I hope so.

[D]

There's old. There's old Tom. Hey, Tom.

[A]

I got some. A couple more of these weird words for you.

[D]

Oh, good.

[A]

These are from me. Mental Floss. I'm gonna see if you can. I think Josh is already. You amazing. I'm a genius chick. You amazed me when you got that word for the umbrella.

[D]

Umbershoot.

[A]

Yeah, Bumbershoot. That. That's great.

[C]

Everybody knows that.

[D]

Oxygen.

[A]

These are all words I've never heard. Bumbershoot.

[D]

No kidding.

[A]

Bumbershoot. Sounds like a sex move. I gave her the old. I gave her the old bummer shoot. But she won't get pregnant. Snickers knee.

[D]

What's happening? What's the second part?

[A]

Snickers knee. Like the candy bar Snicker followed by S N E e. Snickersnee.

[E]

You have a disease that makes you laugh all the time.

[C]

Giggling?

[A]

No. It's a large knife.

[D]

Isn't that. Isn't Professor Snee? Or is it Smee?

[A]

Smee?

[D]

They're a Harry Potter.

[C]

Peter Pan is.

[A]

This one is. And again, these sound like they're fake words, but these are actual words. From Cuomo Doc unquizzing.

[C]

Cuomo Doc unquizzing.

[A]

Well, maybe.

[D]

It's probably Sandan. Is it a Santana? B side.

[C]

Adjusted.

[A]

Then I just did it. I just did it with the proper melody.

[D]

He counts that as redoing it.

[A]

Cuomo Doc and quiz poisoning. It means to make money by questionable means.

[D]

Huh. Boy, that's really something.

[A]

Sure. No one's ever used that word ever.

[E]

No.

[A]

Last.

[D]

Where'd you find this list?

[A]

This is from.

[D]

How did you find this list?

[A]

It's from Mental Floss. I looked it up. That's what I do. I do research.

[D]

It's better stuff.

[A]

Homework.

[D]

They're better stuff.

[A]

What have you got?

[D]

Weird. Weird words. Go ahead.

[A]

You got bumble floss. Whatever the hell it was.

[D]

Bumber shoot.

[A]

Bumber shoot. Now, bumble floss is.

[D]

You ever heard dickness?

[A]

Bumble floss is when her. When her panties are too tight.

[D]

Ever heard of dickness?

[B]

Ever heard.

[C]

Put a sock in it. I'll call off.

[A]

This is. This has got too many syllables. Korahikophobia.

[C]

Oh, what's that? It's clearly a fear of something.

[D]

Fear of someone named Korra.

[A]

Fear of failure or defeat. Oh, well, we all have. The example is I feel a strong sense of. Of cockor. Ha. Phyophobia.

[C]

You're a completely different word than what he said.

[D]

Yeah, Ab.

[A]

I think I did not get more different. I think I dropped the fi the first time.

[D]

No, you said kora something. Phobia.

[A]

It's kor ha phi. Ophobia.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Kakora phobia.

[D]

I got a hundred dollars says it's not that easy. Go ahead.

[A]

I parson. I got it all parsed out here and everything else so. Well, that's it for me.

[F]

Do you know the longest word? Is it. Was it pneumono ultra microscopic silicone volcaniosis or something like that?

[C]

Something like that would go around.

[A]

People would just used to be anti establishment. Oh, geez.

[D]

What about having a supercalifragilistic classic?

[C]

Not a real word though.

[D]

No, you understand my middle floss. Here are some words that sound like they're real words, but they're not.

[E]

I.

[B]

How about that?

[A]

Okay, I'm sorry. Your bumble floss.

[F]

Christy.

[E]

What?

[A]

Do you.

[D]

Do you have anything over there?

[E]

I don't know if I want to.

[D]

You want to come into the Octagon, don't you?

[E]

An Air Canada pilot is accused of flying commercial passenger jets for the 17 years using forged credentials. 59 year old Jeffrey Wall began working for Air Canada back in 1998. In 2009, promoted to captain. Captain, also known as pilot in command. Investigators alleged that when he received the promotion, he misrepresented his qualifications and used forged licensing documents, thus proving anyone can fly a plane.

[C]

I've been trying to tell you.

[E]

Yeah, well, I'll continue flying as a captain for the next 17 years.

[C]

Essentially two buttons.

[E]

Operating several types of Boeing aircraft.

[C]

That's right.

[E]

And logging about 900 domestic and international flights.

[A]

He's flown nearly a thousand sorties, but. So he's certainly learned on the job, but.

[C]

Well, he may have known before because anybody knows before.

[D]

Does anybody really know what time it is? Tom, your thoughts?

[A]

It's a good song.

[E]

Walt was immediately removed from duty. Police have now charged him in connection with alleged fraudulent credentials.

[D]

Why?

[C]

The guy's been doing a good job.

[E]

Yeah, well, apparently it's not good enough.

[A]

What was the movie they made with Tor?

[D]

Tor. Tor.

[C]

A Trip to Bountiful.

[E]

No, the one where cocoon Leo. Leonardo DiCaprio.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Money pit.

[A]

I guess that's. That whole thing has been completely debunked.

[D]

The whole movie?

[A]

No, this guy didn't do any of that stuff.

[C]

Not true. Frank Abagail Jr. Was barely real person.

[A]

Yeah, primarily a scam.

[C]

You love that scam art love just ruining, just bashatting

[D]

your guys in metal floss have be shatting.

[B]

Great story.

[A]

I believe. I believe Dr. Seuss coined the word be shatting. Or was that Lewis Carroll?

[D]

I Horton here is a bachati.

[A]

So this guy was probably pretty good pilot. I guess he just sounds like there was some mental or some exam he'd forgot to take or something.

[C]

Captains come up to me and I say, hey, it's, it's essentially two buttons, right? Anybody can do it. And they argue and argue, which just tells me that I'm right.

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

I'll tell you what I want. I want my captain to be very capable and I respect them and do a nice job. And we certainly appreciate it. You can reach us a bob and tomobandtom.com we'd love to hear from you. Hate mail, love letters, whatever you got, we got. We got time. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom show.

[G]

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