The BOB & TOM Show - June 17th 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show – June 17th, 2025

Hosted by The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

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1. Birthday Cake Banter [00:15 – 02:20]

The show kicks off with a humorous discussion about Pat Godwin's birthday cake dilemma. Pat expresses mild disappointment over receiving a store-bought cake instead of a custom-made one from the cake lady, leading to playful teasing from the hosts.

• Pat Godwin [00:41]: "He doesn't get one from the cake lady. Well, Pat, last year I didn't get one at all. This year I get a store bought cake."

• Tom Griswold [01:06]: "We don't need to go that with my ex-wife listening."

2. Straight Jacket Humor [04:15 – 09:31]

The conversation shifts to the concept of straight jackets, blending dark humor with playful banter about the practicality and absurdity of such restraints in everyday situations.

• Chick McGee [04:23]: "You should really keep on here a flashlight, a fire extinguisher and a straight jacket."

• Tom Griswold [05:22]: "We could take a punch. But he had to be prepared."

3. Sporting News Update [12:52 – 16:04]

A brief segment covers the NBA playoffs, highlighting the Oklahoma City Thunder's victory over the Indiana Pacers. Concerns are raised about Tyrese Halliburton's injury, setting the stage for intense upcoming games.

• Chick McGee [12:57]: "Thunder win last night, beating the Pacers by 11 and Oklahoma City, three game to two, lead. Game six come up Thursday night."

4. Listener Letters and Fun Interactions [18:44 – 30:13]

The hosts engage with listener emails, featuring lighthearted questions about the show's dynamics and playful self-interview segments. Notably, J.D. from Gallion, Ohio, humorously requests membership in the "Five Timers Club."

• Chick McGee [19:02]: "That's J.D. from Gallion, Ohio. Now, this letter has no topic, no information other than he wants to be in the Five Timers Club. Does this count?"

• Tom Griswold [19:16]: "No."

5. Cicadas at Kings Island [20:00 – 23:08]

A quirky news segment discusses the overwhelming presence of cicadas at the Kings Island amusement park, advising riders to keep their mouths closed on roller coasters to avoid unexpected encounters with the insects.

• Tom Griswold [22:04]: "So don't blow those candles out. No, don't blow them out because I don't want to get your germs all over the cake."

• Christy Lee [20:05]: "They make a mess when you step on them too."

6. Competitive Eating: Joey Chestnut's Return [71:56 – 76:03]

The infamous competitive eater, Joey "Jaws" Chestnut, is set to return to the Nathan's Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest after a brief hiatus. The hosts express excitement over his attempt to break his own record.

• Chick McGee [72:42]: "After a brief hiatus, competitive eating champion Joey the Jaws Chestnut is making his return... He's going to break his own record of 76 hot dogs. Shooting for 80."

7. Steel Drum Marathon Record [74:33 – 76:44]

Celebrating musical endurance, a man from Trinidad and Tobago, Joshua Rugrello, breaks the Guinness World Record for the longest marathon playing steel drums, emphasizing dedication and passion for his craft.

• Chick McGee [75:18]: "'This was a dream of his. His... pushing through for the final hour... Ending on 31 felt right.'"

8. Centenarian's Unique Birthday Celebration [126:40 – 128:56]

A heartwarming yet humorous story about a 102-year-old Welsh woman celebrating her birthday with a male stripper, highlighting her vibrant spirit despite advanced age.

• Christy Lee [127:46]: "Gwyneth Griffith's son, Peter told Wales Online that the last few years his mother's developed an appetite for fun and boldness... the centenarian asked for a stripper."

• Tom Griswold [128:54]: "He was part of a wedding party. He was shooting a gun into the air... that'd be a jerk."

9. Statue of Liberty and Historical Bloopers [137:00 – 139:30]

A lighthearted take on historical events, the hosts playfully discuss inaccuracies and humorous "bloopers" related to iconic landmarks like the Statue of Liberty and the introduction of the Polaroid camera.

• Tom Griswold [137:07]: "But I'm you hate to see this happen. I wonder if they were just sitting on stage getting ready for the after the show that evening."

10. Alarm Clock and Snooze Button Debate [87:20 – 93:35]

Delving into sleep habits, the hosts debate the efficacy of hitting the snooze button, referencing scientific studies and personal anecdotes. The segment mixes humor with relatable morning struggles.

• Christy Lee [87:20]: "A new global sleep study confirms what many of us already know. Most people hit the snooze button despite experts warning against it."

• Chick McGee [93:35]: "I never set an alarm. I always am up before the alarm goes off."

11. Additional News Segments [94:05 – 143:55]

The episode continues with various news snippets, including the theft of musical instruments from the band Heart, mysterious radio pulses detected in Antarctica, and community issues like celebratory gunfire leading to accidents.

• Christy Lee [135:10]: "New Jersey police have made an arrest in the theft of two irreplaceable instruments owned by members of the band Heart."

• Tom Griswold [140:34]: "He's a 16 time champion. Says he's going to break his own record of 76 hot dogs."

12. Closing Remarks and Promotions [151:05 – 158:39]

Wrapping up, the hosts promote sponsors like Silac Insurance Company and Java House, intertwining promotional content with final humorous exchanges about the day's topics.

• Tom Griswold [151:06]: "This is brought to you by the Silac Insurance Company. As most of you know, if you've been watching the stock market... Annuities from Silac Insurance Company."

• Chick McGee [158:07]: "What are you laughing at, divorced pal?"

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Conclusion

The June 17th, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show offers a blend of humor, engaging conversations, and diverse news segments. From quirky birthday cake stories and battling cicadas to the thrilling return of a competitive eating champion, the hosts ensure an entertaining morning for their nationwide audience. Notable interactions with listeners and humorous takes on daily life challenges further enrich the show's dynamic.

Notable Quotes:

• "Can you be grateful for what you get?" – Christy Lee [02:25]

• "But he has to be prepared. He had to, you know." – Tom Griswold [05:22]

• "It was like a gentleman seizing people with a bag of cash." – Tom Griswold [08:26]

• "What do you think? It's like a team shot." – Christy Lee [137:21]

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This comprehensive summary encapsulates the essence of the episode, highlighting key discussions, humorous exchanges, and insightful moments, making it a valuable overview for both regular listeners and newcomers to The BOB & TOM Show.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they know his. Tom Petty once said the waiting is the hardest part. There it is. It's a birthday cake.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

We're not doing.

[Chick McGee]

We're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's the singer.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at that. Just a plain chocolate store bought cake for Patty.

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't get one from the cake lady. Well, Pat, last year I didn't get one at all. This year I get a store bought cake.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, in our defense.

[Pat Godwin]

Lady retires.

[Tom Griswold]

In our. In our defense. Since you hadn't been here for the last 10 days. Yeah, I didn't want to have Amy make a really.

[Pat Godwin]

I had a hangnail.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I didn't want like a Betty Ford logo on a cake, so I.

[Pat Godwin]

We don't need to go there. We don't need to go that with my ex wife listening.

[Christy Lee]

So uncomfortable right now.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to go to court. I don't want to go to court.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. That's a nice little cake.

[Christy Lee]

It's a cute cake and it's got.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got a. A candle for each decade you've been alive.

[Christy Lee]

I think you need.

[Pat Godwin]

This is a Kroger special.

[Chick McGee]

$378.

[Josh Arnold]

Ungrateful.

[Christy Lee]

Can you be grateful for what you get?

[Josh Arnold]

Let's cut into that en.

[Christy Lee]

Can you?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't. Don't blow those candles out. No, don't blow them out because I don't want to get your germs all over the cake.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's true. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's how it goes in the COVID here. You don't blow out 100 bucks if.

[Josh Arnold]

You spit on that cake right now.

[Pat Godwin]

Chantilly cake, I get a crappy one. Chantilly cake, I get a crappy one. A Scott, a nice cake. $400 cake, I get a $3 cake.

[Josh Arnold]

The candles cost more than the candle cake.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Hey, the plate cost more than cakes.

[Josh Arnold]

Just kick it into the sewer.

[Chick McGee]

We're not eating it.

[Pat Godwin]

I ain't touching that.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember earlier when I said about pills?

[Chick McGee]

See you in hell before I take a taste of that trap.

[Josh Arnold]

Rather eat worms.

[Christy Lee]

What is happening here?

[Tom Griswold]

See Christy with her. Her long needles, we'll be lucky if.

[Josh Arnold]

This time next year Spam sponsors us.

[Pat Godwin]

Tastes better than that cake.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the writing in on the cake?

[Pat Godwin]

There was no writing on the cake.

[Tom Griswold]

He said, happy birthday, Pat Goodwin. But I wasn't going to spend three bucks for a second cake.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why don't we just throw a twinkie at him? Happy birthday, you son of a. Hit you right in the chest.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for stopping by.

[Tom Griswold]

Go back to Ireland.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe I'll see you tomorrow. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody else gets a $50k.

[Tom Griswold]

50?

[Pat Godwin]

Is it more than that?

[Chick McGee]

That's too loud. Well, well, well. Look who came crawling back.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't stay away.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. That is Josh Arnold. Hello. Welcome back, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

In her hippie girl hoodie.

[Christy Lee]

Peace, man.

[Chick McGee]

Peace, man. Peace.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Give me some peace, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Happy summer. All right. It's a million dooll morning.

[Chick McGee]

Except it ain't summer yet here, technically.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

June 20th, right?

[Josh Arnold]

It's always crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Tell that to my humid underwear, will you?

[Josh Arnold]

It's Memorial Day. Summer's Memorial Day.

[Christy Lee]

You can't tell on Labor Day, Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't know what's going on here in the studio, but you can tell it gets a little humid in here somehow with the central air. I don't know how it does that, but it does.

[Tom Griswold]

As I asked earlier, we were talking about straight jackets.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you never know when you're going to need one.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Read the news every once in a while.

[Chick McGee]

You should really keep on here a flashlight, a fire extinguisher and a straight jacket.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure. But I. I asked this question. I forget what story we had where there was some guy being hauled off in a straight jacket and I noticed that it was white. And what do you do if. If it's after Labor Day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. Do they have straight jackets that are different colors? You can't wear white after Labor. Everybody knows that.

[Christy Lee]

And you gotta have a green or red when it comes time.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't wearing a white jacket. It's either. It's some fall festival, even if it's a straight jacket.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, look, sir, I know I'm crazy, but I'm not an animal. Can you get me an off white?

[Chick McGee]

Can I have like a basic black? Not too much to add after July.

[Tom Griswold]

Father, do you have a madras something. Something nice. Well, hello.

[Chick McGee]

I guess Houdini could dislocate his shoulders is how he got out of straight jackets. And he could pick a lock with his feet. Man. How about that?

[Pat Godwin]

Couldn't take a punch, though.

[Chick McGee]

Could not take a punch.

[Tom Griswold]

We could take a punch. But see, he had to be prepared. He had to get us, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Shocked him. He Surprised him.

[Chick McGee]

That was your first warning about frat guys.

[Christy Lee]

Sucker punch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you see I punched Houdini. Huh? Come on, Mondor.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so brillian. You can just leave now. You're not going to top that joke.

[Chick McGee]

I will be.

[Tom Griswold]

That is. That is one. Fine.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be quiet the rest of the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

We had Houdini an update recently. I'll have to dig that back.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you were going to say he was in here.

[Christy Lee]

I was going to say in front of the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was just having this argument with Alan who's engineering for us today, that every once in a while I'll say, oh, yeah, he was here in the studio. And Chick will go, no, he wasn't. We have this argument. I'm going to have to start taking pictures.

[Chick McGee]

I never said, no, he hasn't been. I said, I don't remember it. About 99 of them. I don't remember. It must have been a traumatic experience for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, I know how you are with guests. We may have some guests.

[Chick McGee]

Like I see it.

[Tom Griswold]

We may have a surprise guest coming up today. We will welcome Josh back from whatever.

[Christy Lee]

It's a surprise. We always go, you know something?

[Tom Griswold]

You say that. And yet I've had to surprise guests like Joe Theisman walking in the door.

[Chick McGee]

No, there one surprise guest. That worked out well, Joe. But wait, the bassoon quartet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I enjoyed that.

[Tom Griswold]

Very.

[Josh Arnold]

That was.

[Pat Godwin]

Enjoyed that.

[Chick McGee]

And the one man band. I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He was surprisingly.

[Chick McGee]

Really, really good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, he was.

[Tom Griswold]

He was almost too good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You couldn't like it.

[Pat Godwin]

Couldn't really have.

[Josh Arnold]

We like legitimately enjoyed him as opposed to sort of ironically.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Make fun of him.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's an idea. We're setting up a big thing that we're going to be doing in Louisville coming up in the fall. What do you think about having a bagpipe guy there?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

For the interest.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

The interstitial music.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

What if we had him out on the street?

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Eddie out there with a mic.

[Chick McGee]

No, no mic.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's going 10 seconds. And people anywhere near that building, oh.

[Christy Lee]

They would hate you.

[Tom Griswold]

6:00Am they're hearing, all right, who's got a gun? There's a guy with bagpipes out there. So that's going to definitely something nice.

[Christy Lee]

And sweet like a harp.

[Chick McGee]

About half an hour.

[Tom Griswold]

We did have a harpist in here once. Do you remember that?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

The thing about a harp that you.

[Chick McGee]

Don'T remember the harpist.

[Tom Griswold]

It is a harp. Is the size of a car. Yeah, they're huge.

[Christy Lee]

They are big.

[Tom Griswold]

And fortunately, we just fixed our ramp here. Yeah, the guys did a really nice job of cleaning up the concrete out front. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

She could roll or he could roll one up here.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a lady. She was great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They come with harp. The cases come with wheels.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But the thing is, it's kind of a one note thing. I mean, as complicated as they are to play, they're sort of the one.

[Christy Lee]

I think bagpipes are a one note thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Kind of a drone.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, here's what we need for. For a live ham boners. Just a guy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm hitting the sky.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

A spoon man. A ham boner.

[Christy Lee]

And then the washboard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the washboard.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and a guy. A string with. On a bucket at the bottom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we want a full jug band.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that would be fun.

[Christy Lee]

That would be funny.

[Pat Godwin]

We could do songs with that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, mama does the laundry out in the yard or what?

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Now that would be something.

[Tom Griswold]

Grandma's boobies ragging the ground.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, about.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Well, we'll work on something. But. Yeah, Pipes. The great thing about having a live harpist is it's good for one thing, and that is dream sequences.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. When I point like this, you do the dream sequence music. I was dreaming last night then. But that's kind of about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you watch Harpo do it. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a lot of musicality to it. Not just.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. It's incredibly difficult. Don't get me wrong. It's incredibly difficult to play. It's just.

[Christy Lee]

You've heard my harp story, right? I'm not gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

No, go ahead. Any. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Dying.

[Tom Griswold]

This.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you shoot a harp?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Somebody died.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a funeral harp.

[Christy Lee]

No. They're in certain situations in hospitals. The harpist will show up in certain situations. Yeah, yeah. If they have. If they happen to bring a harp in your room, you know it ain't good. That's all I'm saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is like the nursing home.

[Christy Lee]

It's like the Grim Reaper.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the nursing home. Remember the nursing home where this one cat, if he jumps in your lap, the next day you're dead?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

If the harpist shows up in the room, it ain't a good sign.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they bring it in to send someone off in a comforting icy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. But still.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding me? That's. That's a real thing.

[Christy Lee]

I'll tell you what.

[Josh Arnold]

Why why? You don't need it. The angels themselves have.

[Christy Lee]

Don't.

[Chick McGee]

Don't say it was your mom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we know she's going.

[Chick McGee]

The harpist.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you, chick. I just told you five or six minutes ago. I said you had a great line this morning. You might as well go. You're not going to be able to top it. And now you're all.

[Chick McGee]

Now I'm all bummed out.

[Tom Griswold]

Although, wait a second. You never like Christie's mom anyway, so.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's not true. I'd have banged her in a second.

[Christy Lee]

And the person that was in her area, he went, too. She played for both those people. I went to dinner.

[Pat Godwin]

One harp.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know what happened? He misunderstood. He thought, yeah, this must be for me. I'm out of here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, finally. The harvest is here.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, how. What a. I feel bad for the. The lady. I did, too, doing the gig.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, we're making. Us having to heal to hear the story we're making.

[Christy Lee]

But it was actually a very beautiful moment, and she was very sweet. And here's. You know me. I don't have any cash to tip you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wait, my mother may. You got the.

[Tom Griswold]

Coin purse.

[Christy Lee]

Honey, it's okay. She goes, the foundation takes care of it. I go, okay, but I feel really bad. And then. But the guy that was.

[Tom Griswold]

And your mother's lying there dead.

[Christy Lee]

No, she wasn't dead yet.

[Chick McGee]

Not dead yet.

[Christy Lee]

She wasn't dead yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Did the harpist leave before she.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was like, at 5. 5:30. And then I left and went to dinner and came back, and my mom passed within half an hour. But the guy that was in the room there was like, she shared a. Like a. Didn't share a room, but an area. There were, like, two rooms in this hallway.

[Chick McGee]

I shared a bed.

[Christy Lee]

And the guy that was in the room there, he was by himself. And I felt really bad. So when she played for him, I said, do you mind if I sit in there with you while you know. Because I felt bad for the guy. And then I walk, I turn the corner, and his bed's empty. And I went, well, that is a.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we're missing the point of the story. Christie's the cat. I was gonna say she's bad luck.

[Chick McGee]

The case could be made that you killed that guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No wonder you're wearing black.

[Christy Lee]

Not the harpist. It was me.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it Neil Simon who came? I think Felix or Oscar got a telegram that his father died, and they had to tip the guy. Sorry. Oscar, your father passed. Oh, here's five bucks. Thanks.

[Christy Lee]

It is actually a beautiful thing. They do a beautiful job. But it was.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be better than the hambone guy, wouldn't it? Well, she's about to pass.

[Pat Godwin]

I'd rather the hamb. Heart's too heavy.

[Chick McGee]

What was your hambone's boobs are on the ground.

[Christy Lee]

That's how you're going to be. Right. Raised up.

[Tom Griswold]

So we got to decide what we're going to have. So you guys have. We don't want. We don't want to. B.

[Pat Godwin]

Female Jugs band.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll see what.

[Chick McGee]

You're horny, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm so horny. Okay, we'll get to that. Now, coming up, we have some sporting news.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we do. Thunder win last night, beating the Pacers by. What was it, 11 and Oklahoma City, three game to two, lead. Game six come up Thursday night.

[Tom Griswold]

Patience got close there for a second.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they had a great effort, considering Tyree. Tyrese Halliburton's. Something's going on with him. He's injured. Only had four points last night. So we'll see what happens on Thursday night. Maybe we get it to a game seven. And as sports fans know, anything can happen in a game seven. So we'll. We will see what we will see.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, coming up, we have lots of delightful stories in the news that would include, for example, a wonderful world record. If you think the hambone bed is going to drive you crazy, wait till you hear this one. We also have a cool radio news coming up. Oh, yeah, Mysterious.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Josh, you're gonna love this mysterious radio news.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's the morning man who never died.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus, we have. I can't decide if this guy's awesome or an incredible douchebag. I'm leaning toward douchebag frat guy. No, but you'll see.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It involves a Lamborghini.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts, I'm Chick Magee at the Sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

When you go into O'Reilly Auto Parts, if they have on any particular day the different colors of windshield wiper fluid.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, are you strictly a blue or do you occasionally go nuts and get the orange?

[Chick McGee]

Purple.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like the purple.

[Chick McGee]

There's a purple. There's a purple now. Love the purple.

[Tom Griswold]

This question is irrelevant to absolutely no one, but I'm going to ask it. I wonder if overall, I mean, I'm sure they've done market research to see which of those fluids sell the most.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, which one does the best job? Is what?

[Chick McGee]

We should know there's one of them out there.

[Tom Griswold]

But, I mean, the average person, no one knows anything about windshield wipers.

[Christy Lee]

I would say the blue sells the most because that's what you're most comfortable like you're used to.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm wondering if that's. If that's based on some kind of research and they've. They found out that people, when confronted with these, they'll buy the blue stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever Jiffy Lube uses is what I use.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the kids evidently like blue food the best.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

They lose their minds.

[Tom Griswold]

By kids, you mean children?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Little kids.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No baby goats.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Kids?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What. What else would I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Gen Z or Gen X?

[Chick McGee]

He was on this earlier before.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm really getting tired of every. Every news article. The Gen Z's. What are they whining about now, for God's sake?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, we were talking about harps. We're going to get a harp. A live harpus. You remember this for the sports intro?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

That was.

[Tom Griswold]

That was live in the studio.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, sports fans.

[Christy Lee]

See, isn't that comforting?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is sports in heaven, Christy, where your. Your team always wins.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that's exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's Christie's mother.

[Christy Lee]

There's my mom.

[Chick McGee]

Well, she has something to say to you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well. Oh, is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

But your mom, she always did. Your mom's not there, is she?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, your mom's there. Don't say.

[Chick McGee]

That's a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Little purgatory for all the slaps in the face you got.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Time now for emails from fan mail from a flounder brought to you by Hyundai, Hyundai's 2025 hybrid vehicle lineup. Advanced safety and technology meets hybrid efficiency. It's the best of both worlds. That's Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Hyundai. Now, what do you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

I have. I need a ruling. First of all. You'll hear this letter, and then I need a ruling. Hello, Bob and Top Show. If you read this email on the air, I will join The August, prestigious Five Timers Club.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Carry on. Cheers. That's J.D. from Gallion, Ohio. Now, this letter has no topic, no information other than he wants to be in the Five Timers Club. Does this count?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

It does. Now, you just read it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna say this one counts from here on out. That does not count.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so he's grandfathered in. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom says no.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Well, as we all know, this show's about content.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we haven't demonstrated that. We have yet to demonstrate that this show is about.

[Josh Arnold]

Theoretically, this show's about content.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, yesterday, Josh, you missed this story, which. And I love this story. The story was that. And this, by the way, I saw on the national news, the cicadas. As you know, there's a regionality to the cicada phenomenon. And if you've ever experienced them, it can be, depending on the level at any given time, quite disturbing.

[Christy Lee]

Every 14 to 17 years, depending on what brood you get.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I believe this is brood 14. Am I getting this right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But one of the places where there's. There's a significant number of these cicadas, and they're. If you've never seen them, they're like grasshoppers and they make a lot of noise.

[Christy Lee]

Steroids. They're like a big, wide body.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the places where there's a lot of them is the greater Cincinnati area, which is the home of one of the great theme parks in this country, Kings Island. I'm a big fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They were apparently officially Kings Island. Am I getting this right? They were advising people to keep their mouths closed while on the roller coaster.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So they wouldn't swallow a cicada. Oh, gosh.

[Christy Lee]

That would be the insects. High pitched mating calls are loud enough to compete with roller coasters. And apparently Dr. Gene Kritzky of Mount St. Joseph University officer Kritzke advises guests to remain aware and just enjoy the cicadas, but keep your mouth closed on the ride.

[Josh Arnold]

Be like swallowing a date.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

The cicada surge is expected to peak in June before tapering off in the area. But, boy, they're swarming southern Ohio right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

We got this letter. This. Let's see. Dear Bob and Tom Crew, I can testify the cicadas in the area of Kings island are very thick. Apparently, the sound of the garbage truck that I am driving resembles their mating call. They won't stop trying to buy me drinks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from someone described as garbage throwing Daddy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got to be a five timer.

[Chick McGee]

Garbage sewing daddy from Cincinnati is the definite.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

But I was recommending wearing old fashioned goggles.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, now you heard the story, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

It's like, don't swallow them. He wants you to wear goggles.

[Tom Griswold]

And I say goggles because right now. Have you ever been on the Beast at Kings Island?

[Josh Arnold]

I have.

[Tom Griswold]

The beast owes me a pair of 200 Ray Bans that went flying off.

[Josh Arnold]

There are plenty of warnings.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, I know. But you know something? You want to look cool while you're screaming like a little girl. And I do have roller coaster Tourette's. If we were on the air live and I knew I couldn't curse, I still. I can't stop myself.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

You're staring death in the face. So in any event, the cicadas are out there. And close your mouth unless you want a crunchy free snack.

[Josh Arnold]

What if they just handed out welders masks to everybody?

[Chick McGee]

That'd be a good idea.

[Josh Arnold]

There's clear shields a riot or.

[Christy Lee]

What are all those masks doing? Left over from COVID Just throw them on before you put on. Before you get on the roller coaster.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not wearing no damn mask.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, look who you brought. You got him all grumpy.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a. It's a big farce.

[Josh Arnold]

Bryson. Bryson.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Bryson the doubter.

[Josh Arnold]

He doubts everything. He really does.

[Chick McGee]

No matter what it is. I doubt it all.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good for you, sir. Thank you. So good luck out there. Watch out for brood 14 of the cicadas. Apparently these are slightly smaller than the last batch we had the brood 17s.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I can never keep it straight. And the weird thing is, I guess these critters, they go down into the earth a few inches and they just sit there for 17 years and then come.

[Chick McGee]

They don't really have any self awareness because they're slow flying. They land right in front of you.

[Josh Arnold]

On you. Sometimes are.

[Tom Griswold]

On you. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And just stare at you like, what are you gonna do now? What other choice do I have than to crush odd boy? They make a mess when you step on them too.

[Christy Lee]

There's.

[Tom Griswold]

And I remember a few years ago, everywhere, when it was the big. The big breed, whatever they're called.

[Christy Lee]

Rude.

[Tom Griswold]

Rude. They did one of the local news stations, they wanted to find out where they were the loudest. Remember this?

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they ended up in front of my old house. I remember because I was watching tv. That's my house. Which is about half a mile from here or less.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, if you had been pissing outside.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that'd be great.

[Chick McGee]

It's like we used to work with a guy who.

[Pat Godwin]

Cicadas are out.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoops.

[Chick McGee]

The news station doing a story on the spike in prostitution in the area. And they were doing the stand up right in front of his house. Well, apparently prostitution.

[Tom Griswold]

My house.

[Chick McGee]

No, not Tom's house.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

A guy we used to work. It was hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

But if they were in front of my old house, there wouldn't be a lot of business being the prostitutes. Yeah, you get like One car an hour driving by my old house. The prostitutes wouldn't do all that. Well, if you're just joining us. Hello. How are you? Oh, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio, and this is the Bob and Tom program. Happy to be here.

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead. What do you got?

[Christy Lee]

Christine, it's your Bob and Tom show. Did you see the Black Moods perform at the USFL championship game halftime show?

[Chick McGee]

UFL.

[Christy Lee]

It says USFL.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace is the only one that watched it. Who won?

[Josh Arnold]

D.C. defenders.

[Christy Lee]

Defenders. Okay. I thought they were awesome. According to David. Too bad they couldn't play longer. But I will say I am disappointed. They did not play smack. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they. Did they air the halftime show?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, they did two songs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Chick McGee]

And the singer did the national anthem.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, cool. I love those guys. Black Moods. I think they're scheduled to be in here August.

[Josh Arnold]

In early August, speaking the national anthem in English. I did Ali Njigs.

[Christy Lee]

He did it on guitar. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't understand.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there's some controversy. Somebody singing the national anthem in Spanish. That happened recently.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe in the Spanish.

[Josh Arnold]

Bryson, we understand.

[Chick McGee]

I doubt the Spaniard and the Spanish.

[Josh Arnold]

I. We know you do, sir.

[Chick McGee]

They're not here. We just speaking.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't. I'm surprised, you guys. Boy, I'm like the one who watches the least bit of movies.

[Tom Griswold]

I was not watching the usfl, whatever the hell it is. God speaks English.

[Josh Arnold]

It was at a Dodgers game.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

She chose to sing in Spanish when asked not to.

[Chick McGee]

When asked not to.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. They had said, please don't do that. And she went out and did it, so. And you can think about it however you want.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, it should have been in Japanese if it's a Dodgers game. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there are certain things happening in LA where someone might want to sing in Spanish.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to get into this?

[Tom Griswold]

There are certain things happening in the field. They might want to sing it in Japanese.

[Chick McGee]

Let's put it this way. If you are in a restaurant and you want a cold drink, you have to say, could you freeze some of that water and put it in my drink, please? They don't like to say ice.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

On a lighter note, we were discussing, for reasons, I don't remember, water shoes yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

No. We were asked. Someone asked you. I believe it was just maybe that if you had water shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I do.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't sound like the right word.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't yeah, but I mean, they kind of are.

[Chick McGee]

I bought a pair for Aruba. They were very incredibly.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a distinction as a. We were. Oh, I know what started this. It was the whole flip flop country.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

No flip flops. Unless you could put your flag two steps, you put your feet in the sand, then you can wear flip flops. Otherwise, cover your feet.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't seen water shoes in a while. Where'd you get those? I need.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I was explaining that I have water shoes. If you, for example, say you're at a beach where it's all rocks, right? And water shoes aren't flip flops. They. They're. They're like a loafer.

[Christy Lee]

They're like a. With a rubber kind of bottom. And they're great for water parks. If you go to a water park. Yeah. Because you don't. You have to get in and out of the water a lot in the concrete.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to. I went to a water park in Phoenix, Arizona.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You could not physically walk on the concrete. It was so hot.

[Chick McGee]

Big fan of the flip flops on the ladies. You know, with the flip flop dangle. You know what I'm talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Same sound my sack makes when I ride my swim.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you've had this done, Tom. You've had this done where they take their heel and grind it into your crate.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jesus.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, baby deserves it.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, I mentioned that I burned through. Completely wore out.

[Christy Lee]

You wore out your water shoes because.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd been in an accident and I had to walk in a pool for an hour every day for a year.

[Chick McGee]

Some say accident, some say you're asking for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sure, Dan. Kind enough to write, I'm 100% with Tom on swim shoes.

[Chick McGee]

Dan the man.

[Tom Griswold]

Call us nerds if you want, but at least you're not stepping on mystery slime and crusty crab carcasses like barefoot savages. If you feel something slither between your toes in a lake, that's not character building. It's how villains are born. I didn't survive my 40 years without getting my foot stung by a freshwater eel wannabe just to take fashion advice from flip flop guys. Keep rocking the aqua kicks, Tom. Let the sea creatures fear you for once.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I. I've.

[Josh Arnold]

I've swum in lakes wearing full tennis shoes. Oh, yeah, because you first. You don't know. I've seen idiots break a bottle and. You know what I mean, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Lakes free.

[Chick McGee]

It's a true story. I was walking in Atlantic Ocean and they I was and I felt this under my foot and I thought oh, that's a weird feeling Shell. And I was was shallow enough that I could bend down and pick it up. It was a Heineken bottle.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that nice?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Someday it'll be sea glass.

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think Kennedy might have been there drinking a Heineken.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

You just throw that in the water.

[Chick McGee]

When he was supposed to be making that message on a coconut, he was actually in Aruba partying at Mama's girl.

[Josh Arnold]

This sounds like something Bryson would be on.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. That's where he was. I don't believe in Kennedy's a hero my ass.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

BT100 not illusory didn't exist.

[Chick McGee]

His book profiles encourage should start Once upon a Time.

[Josh Arnold]

Strikes again.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Bryson the doubter.

[Tom Griswold]

Bryson, nice to have you here.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Bryson, if you are going to be listening to our show, how would you do that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh I love Chick. I'll let him take over. Oh thank you Bryson. I appreciate that. Raycons everyday earbuds. That's right. Enjoy premium premium audio. That goes where you do premium audio. You say Chick. That's right. They've got active noise cancellation. Hahaha. And a quick charge function. 10 minutes of charging yields 90 minutes of battery, 32 hour battery life, multi point connectivity and Raycons has it all. And they start at just half the price of those premium audio brands that hey let's face it, aren't doing you any favors. They fall out of your ears. You can't listen if they're not in your ears. And Raycons a variety of different colors. Royal blue, forest green, cool mint, deep red blush violet. And Raycons has a 30 day happiness guarantee return policy. Go to buyraycon.com Tom today to get 15% off Raycon's best selling everyday earbuds. Raycon offering 15% off the best selling everyday earbuds only at buyraycon.com Tom that's buyraycon.com Tom coming up in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Should you do you hit the snooze button?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh interesting. I always like hearing people's opinions on this.

[Tom Griswold]

Well this is from the experts and.

[Chick McGee]

Okay we need to follow that that up with what's the premium or the ideal snooze length?

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, well we'll talk about that.

[Chick McGee]

You can adjust your snooze length if you'd like.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh yes. It's all there on your iPhone Tom. And you know you can take a picture with Your phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you can make phone calls.

[Tom Griswold]

Bryson, do you use the. Do you use the photographic application on your telephone?

[Chick McGee]

You might as well just send them pics to the government. That's right. Same thing. They're looking at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Bryson, do you have any photographs of naked women on your phone?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, there. I mean, shoe danglers. That's my thing. I mean, no, of course. I'm a proud American.

[Tom Griswold]

Are any of them cousins?

[Chick McGee]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I'm not sure what just happened, but I want more of it to happen. All right here in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, where this remains. The Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB, Tom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Psylocke Insurance news desk, it's. That's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Got a song this time?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, all oatmealed up, ready to go.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Sounds delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

Hearty bowl of oatmeal.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Yeah. Sorry, I was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What you doing? You're still reading.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just stumbled on this story and I.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like it did.

[Tom Griswold]

We do this story about the. The barber who threw his customer out the window.

[Josh Arnold]

Little defenestration, as we like to say.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, who is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Charles Barkley, a Brooklyn barbershop. Customer's face was sliced open after his barber shoved him through a plate glass window. No, I just. I just stumbled on this, Christy. I don't know how.

[Chick McGee]

What have we learned, though? What did the guy who got thrown out outdoor. He must have done something right. He's not blameless.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it would take a lot to upset a barber.

[Tom Griswold]

It took place at 3 o' clock at Levels Barber Shop in Crown Heights. The victim, 33 years of age, was apparently unhappy about his haircut. I guess he threatened to withhold payment, enraging his barber, who allegedly shoved him through one of the store's front windows. Lucky it was in the ground. Lucky it wasn't upstairs. Yeah, the glass ripped his face open.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I just. I just. I was looking for something else and I stumbled on this. That is just horrible. Poor guy. I want to see a picture of this haircut.

[Josh Arnold]

For some reason, I'm feeling for the barber on this.

[Christy Lee]

Are you?

[Josh Arnold]

I can only imagine how this guy was so particular and whiny during the cut.

[Pat Godwin]

He puts up with it.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm sure this guy did everything the dude, I don't know, asked for. And then he still complained.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking at the haircut. Yeah. I would have complained, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you never know if that was a choice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe he asked for it.

[Chick McGee]

I have never. I would never say anything to the. The bar. Same stylist. I would never say anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I really haven't. I really haven't gotten a bad haircut. I mean. I mean, it's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think I'm with you, but I feel like I would just. If it was that bad, I would either just go. Go somewhere else and go. Give me a crew cut.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Fix it down.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's got to be harder for women. For sure. Guys can always just crew cut it. Like my mom used to do when we would get lice.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, put. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Take clippers to you just.

[Chick McGee]

What the. Yeah, the six on the clippers and go to town. Man, I didn't want to do that to shave my own head. I. You know, I like. Not like Travis Bickle. Well, maybe like a mohawk. Mohawk. This guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd have a very, very thin mohawk.

[Chick McGee]

A thinning mohawk.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean. No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I would. Yeah. No, I'm thin. Yeah. Right up. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a faux hawk.

[Chick McGee]

Classic.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The current fad that's sort of super short on the sides, and then that.

[Chick McGee]

Has really hung in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

And I. My. I. I tried to get talked into doing. And I don't. I don't care for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, you and I could have no hawks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw a guy at the game of the day. He had. He had that. He was probably even his mid-50s, and he had that done. But he was severely balding.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really a bad look.

[Chick McGee]

And they just have a thin line. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He had like a horseshoe on his head.

[Chick McGee]

Very odd.

[Tom Griswold]

But, you know, you still got your.

[Chick McGee]

I'm seeing you. I could. I could see your sideburns peeking out from your headphones. I. It.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always been a fan.

[Chick McGee]

Those are glory.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Maybe haircut time.

[Chick McGee]

Very glorious.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event. Sorry. I just stumbled on this story while looking for something else that I don't.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

He threw the guy out the window. That's. You don't want to get an argument with a barber. They have razor blades. Yeah, they do scissors and Blades.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like to be strapped.

[Chick McGee]

My.

[Josh Arnold]

It's gotta hurt.

[Chick McGee]

The barber I went to when I was a kid in London, Ohio Swix Barbershop S W I C K and he was in the basement of the building. So I would have been extra safe if he throw me out of a window.

[Tom Griswold]

Did the guy have that array of. Of colorful hair tonics in back of him?

[Chick McGee]

And he had a spittoon.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh wow.

[Chick McGee]

That was used. I mean it was utilized often.

[Christy Lee]

Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he take bets on the side?

[Chick McGee]

I think he did. Yeah. I was. I was very small. I had to have one of those boards over the barber chair and I'd sit on the board. I was too small to. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My dad would go to Glenn the barber.

[Chick McGee]

Glenn the barbers.

[Josh Arnold]

That Clyde had a cigarette machine and it had a. Oh yeah. It didn't. You know those candy machines. This was full of peanuts.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Every now and again you see an.

[Josh Arnold]

Old man get a handful of old loose peanuts.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell are you had been in there since Roosevelt was president.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Did anybody ever use any of those exotic hands hair tonics?

[Josh Arnold]

I never saw them, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

It looked like a bar at a. At a restaurant that has 50 different kinds of bourbon. There'd be this colorful odd shaped bottles.

[Chick McGee]

They are all different colors.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because guys aren't back especially back then. Didn't use a lot of product.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what was in those.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, maybe sometimes you would see the combs in them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the Barbicide.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is it Barbicide? Barbasol is a shave cream.

[Chick McGee]

That's where you kill your barber.

[Christy Lee]

Barberside still use. They use it at my nail salon.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, that's for killing the crabs on the combs.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Like. Or nail files or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

I've gotten completely off topic. I apologize. I don't know how I stumbled on this story. It's just so disturbing.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never had the straight razor shave and it's. It's something. Maybe the next time I go I reset my beard. I'll go get a clipper trim and then a straight razor shave.

[Chick McGee]

I think you can. With today's razor technology. I think you can get a lot closer with just a regular blade.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but there's something about that.

[Chick McGee]

But there is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The prospect of having your throat slit.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Just with one that close to death. Yeah. I mean you really can't do that with, you know, you've got your standard Gillette or Fortran, whatever the hell they call it.

[Chick McGee]

We should start a list of how many overseas overdone scenes in movies and at one, one of them would be the bad guy getting a straight razor shave from the, the guy that's been put upon. He's like the slave to every. And he's thinking about cutting his neck.

[Tom Griswold]

That seems a lot of tension.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, seems a lot of movies.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah. Bring it up to today's world and have the guy having his balls shaved. He goes into swinging taught to the balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine a straight racer to the Tom landscaping?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to bring it into contemporary culture.

[Chick McGee]

It's getting more and more difficult to have a conversation with you trying to.

[Tom Griswold]

Make the movie more interesting. Can you imagine? I'm, I'm saying I'm seeing, I'm seeing Willem Dafoe shaving Brad Pitt's balls right down there.

[Chick McGee]

I see Brad, I see Brad Pitt as the good guy and Willem Dafoe is the bad guy. Be sure to get close to my tape. That's my Willem Dafoe.

[Tom Griswold]

Better casting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think so. That's very kind of loony.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, coming up, we have more of your letters. You can reach us Bob and [e-mail] Love to hear from you.

[Chick McGee]

Including a peacock update. More peacocks.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We have bizarre news from the world of radio waves coming up today. Coming up later this week, we have a Bob Ross the painter update. That's actually quite fascinating. Did you know that it's very, very hard to get a hold of a Bob Ross painting?

[Chick McGee]

Don't tell us.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a little hint.

[Christy Lee]

You say later this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, I don't know. It's. I've been going down this rabbit hole for three days.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was gonna say that story.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to consolidate it. It's.

[Chick McGee]

You're promoing what's coming up Thursday. Is that what you're doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Kinda. That's how good this show is.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus, I've got some great letters and strippers in the news all on the way. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. Chrissy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff. Oscar joins us. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. I'm Jake and hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a letter here.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

But we have to set it up first story yesterday. I saw this story actually last week, but it's developed a little bit since then. It took place in the Commonwealth of Kentucky. A guy who calls himself Cowboy Cody was arrested. It's kind of a long story. The short version is he let the.

[Christy Lee]

Raccoon go in a restaurant just to.

[Chick McGee]

See what would happen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He purposely released a wild live raccoon in a crowded restaurant.

[Christy Lee]

Of course he did.

[Tom Griswold]

Earlier apparently been some incident of some sort with some lady. And this guy is well known to the authorities. 40 year old Jonathan Mason, who calls himself Cowboy Cody. I believe we have a photograph of him there. Oh, he's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

And then.

[Tom Griswold]

And then now we get to the. How you doing the letter. I was watching today's show. You were doing the story of Cowboy Cody. I noticed he looks much like comedian Jeff Oskay, except with brown hair. Oh, what do you think?

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, I'd release a raccoon in a bar.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

They do me wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If they do me wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Got that. There is a resemblance.

[Christy Lee]

I mean the hair and the beard.

[Tom Griswold]

Bushy beard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't have the meth face scratches and bumps though.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're.

[Tom Griswold]

He looks that kind of a cool guy. He also, if I. Yeah, like a fun guy.

[Josh Arnold]

He looks like a town menace. He.

[Jeff Oskay]

Josh. He was arrested last year for a slow speed chase while he was drunk on a donkey.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's right. He was really.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe, I believe it was. It's. According to this, Mr. Mason was known locally to leading police on a drunken mule chaser.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, mule Michael.

[Christy Lee]

Mule donkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Awesome.

[Chick McGee]

He's got really cute dimples. He's got a cute dimple.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, a lot of chaos and the heavy beard. Kind of a mountain man type. Yeah, yeah. Well, Jeffrey, welcome back to the program. It's always a pleasure to see you.

[Chick McGee]

Great to be here.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll check in.

[Chick McGee]

Great to be here.

[Tom Griswold]

Crackhead. Johnny. Yeah. Do you have any more letters over the there?

[Chick McGee]

I do this one just from someone in Kentucky. It says Good morning Bob and Tom show. Hey, I saw the Goodyear blimp.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you, David.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. We appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I the only fan?

[Christy Lee]

No, I love the blimp.

[Chick McGee]

I love the blimp. I wrote in the blimp. I believe we have a picture of the blimp. Just. You're the.

[Josh Arnold]

You're the only fanatic. Yeah, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's cool.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

True. It's like a good luck thing. You're driving Around.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the Goodyear blimp. What's going on?

[Chick McGee]

You. You. It causes good luck. Is that your contention? All right. Never heard that part.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. We have. This is a very complicated letter. It's about interviewing the people on our show. But we would do it. So in other words, I would say, for example, who was the most sensitive on the program?

[Chick McGee]

Me.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Chick says he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's what he said.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Well, don't you think? Oh, yeah. Well, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You are neck and neck, man.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. I didn't. I forgot I was in the.

[Tom Griswold]

In the presence of greatness, which of you pops off and gets angry at the smallest and littlest of things?

[Chick McGee]

Evidently, Ace does.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Probably me.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I've heard you yelling in the hallway.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sometimes I do hear you yelling, and I. And I find out what it's about, and. Oh, yeah, that is pretty small, but sometimes I hear.

[Chick McGee]

And I go, oh, yeah, let me get in on that. Right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's usually funny.

[Chick McGee]

I yell and I get in there yelling with him.

[Tom Griswold]

Which of you has the most interesting personal life outside of work?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You've got the business.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There's always something going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Not necessarily interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Christie's always got events and things like that too, so she would be. She should be busy in the running.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Social.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, very social.

[Tom Griswold]

Which of you is the biggest animal lover?

[Christy Lee]

That would be all of them.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be Christy, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, we sure all love me. We dog them all, but I love animals.

[Chick McGee]

Dogs and cats. Cats and dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Josh and I want to pet bears.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the one, like, the most. This question. Who is the pickiest about music?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, maybe Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think.

[Chick McGee]

Chick, I. It just bothers me that there's music, good music that I like out there that I haven't heard yet. That's both.

[Josh Arnold]

When you don't like something, you. You really don't like it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You express yourself.

[Christy Lee]

You know more about music.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about that, but I, I.

[Tom Griswold]

You pay a lot more attention.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care. For concert of people's lead singers asking me if. If I'm ready to rock. I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, are you ready?

[Chick McGee]

I don't care for that question, and I will not answer.

[Tom Griswold]

As a general rule, you've taken the time to buy the tickets, get a babysitter, drive somewhere for an hour.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we're here Clown. Start the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Paid $17 for a vodka tonic. Yeah, I'm ready.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom's pretty picky with music, too.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, well, Tom's has the stance that all. Every song has come from another song. He immediately.

[Tom Griswold]

If you.

[Chick McGee]

If you play him something new. Oh, the. The Almond Brothers did that with.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Chick McGee]

Orlando Misencroft back in the 30s. That's nothing new.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this is an easy one. And. And by the way, this comes to us from a young lady named Heather. Uh, she goes, uh, who's the best lover? Well, I think it has to be Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think Ace is putting his name in the. In the ring there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. But, I mean, Josh has pronounced him. Josh has pronounced himself a thorough and generous lover.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I figured.

[Pat Godwin]

You say that out loud, you better back it up. And I think he can. Yeah, yeah, I know he can with me.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever done an Ivy League style?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, heck, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's a place for that. There's a time and place for that.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what that is, Jeffrey? I don't believe Ivy League style means your shoes never come off.

[Christy Lee]

The quickie.

[Chick McGee]

Your pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Your pants are lowered.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, just the quickie.

[Chick McGee]

Incredible.

[Josh Arnold]

I've done it just through the zipper.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. You're not gonna let Mr. Oskar answer.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I have.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. What did you say?

[Josh Arnold]

I've done it just through the zipper.

[Chick McGee]

Just through the zipper.

[Josh Arnold]

That's community college style.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're an animal, you quite a dry hump, that's you. Literally, you literally took the words right out of my mouth.

[Pat Godwin]

Sip her down.

[Tom Griswold]

Up, up.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, didn't she get abrasions from the zipper?

[Josh Arnold]

You got abrasion, but I. There were no complaints.

[Christy Lee]

It's like going.

[Chick McGee]

Going through the mouth of a great white shark.

[Christy Lee]

That hurts to think about.

[Chick McGee]

Holy hell, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Just like being with a girl with braces.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah. Although, you know, a little teeth every now and then. It's not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to remind her they're there?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get back to our Heather's questions. This is a good one.

[Chick McGee]

One. Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not enjoying this.

[Chick McGee]

No, I think. I think if it's negative, it's going to be me, and if it's positive, it.

[Tom Griswold]

At least not negative.

[Chick McGee]

His name. So, yeah, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

And this. I think this is an easy one. Which of you is the most likely to binge a show all weekend? Oh, and accomplish nothing at home?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And do nothing Else but watch tv.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've done that. Yeah, I look forward to that. That's my entertainment. And I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

None of these are particularly negative.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, we don't. We don't want to suggest that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thanks very much, Heather. Those were all good questions and pretty interesting learning a little bit about each of us on.

[Chick McGee]

Is she writing a cover story for some magazine?

[Tom Griswold]

No, she just. I thought it would be interesting because we talk about lots of other things, but not necessarily about ourselves, interviewing ourselves as a group.

[Chick McGee]

Heather's World.

[Tom Griswold]

If any other questions, feel free to submit them. I like them that we can do a little bit of an around the horn. Yeah, we have another letter over there, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we do. My best friend growing up was named Al. After graduation from high school, he got a summer job at the local zoo. Unbeknownst to him, there were a number of peacocks that roamed the grounds and would call back and forth to each other. On his very first day on the job, he thought someone was trying to get his attention by yelling, hey, Al.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Ow.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't until he actually saw the peacock calling that he realized what the hell was going on. When I see him now, I will occasionally greet him with, hey, and my best peacock, that's Tim from South Dakota. I say the best Dakota.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, what does Bryson the doubter.

[Chick McGee]

Say about until I hear from North Dakota? Well, you know, the best Dakota. They should combine them and make it just Dakota.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You doubt that boundary.

[Chick McGee]

You always have. I don't. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You doubt all, but you doubt all. Boundaries. Boundaries. Don't you?

[Chick McGee]

It's just one big beautiful country.

[Josh Arnold]

Surprising stance. You know, it's refreshing to hear you.

[Chick McGee]

Say, as long as we get rid of some of people, one big beautiful country. Okay, you know who I'm talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

From the Arctic Circle down to the South American penguins, people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you know, you don't like.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be better off when Canada becomes our A state, I can tell you that. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

You might want to do that, Senator Cut before you wish for that.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

We have a lot happening today coming up. We'll be visiting the sports desk as well as the news desk. Do you want to give me the sports preview?

[Chick McGee]

The sports preview? NBA playoffs last night. Oklahoma City wins. Shohei Ohtani.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Ohtani.

[Chick McGee]

You're right Show. Hey, Ohtani.

[Tom Griswold]

That really doesn't work.

[Chick McGee]

He pitched from the.

[Josh Arnold]

It didn't work.

[Tom Griswold]

Saquon bar Barkley works and he's in sports.

[Chick McGee]

We've got a. No, he's not.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not gonna do that story.

[Chick McGee]

No, but I could if you'd like me to. You can, you can. You could be special sports correspondent Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, Saquon Barkley in sports.

[Pat Godwin]

Barkley in sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, see, I believe this is why you should.

[Chick McGee]

Joey. Joey Chestnut coming up as a Mr. Chestnut coming up in sports and something from Trinidad and Tobago.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my goodness.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that story will drive you crazy, I can tell you that right now. This portion of the Baba Time show sponsored by our friends at Java House. Java House, the official coffee of the Baba Tom show. Java House, the official refreshments. Right here. See this blue stuff? I am hydrating right now from Java House. The way it works is I don't have it with me, but what it looked like it was one of these guys. A little pod with a little bit of blue fluid in it. You add some water, you've got a delightful hydration drink. They do the same for tea, for coffee, for lattes, for energy drinks, even hot cocoa. Josh, while you're gone, I think we restocked the hot cocoa for you. Oh, Java House, the perfect solution for the office break room. We call it the green room here in our studios. And you can have it in your, in your home. You could have it at your office. Something very cool. They're doing a Java House right now. If you want to just sample, see how it works. Click on the. Click on the thing on their website that says Java House for your office and sign up. You could win yourself a free in office demo. Go to Javahouse.com that's Javahouse.com where you can find out about the peel and pour pods once again, teas, lattes, coffees, of course, energy drinks, hot cocoa, hydration drinks, et cetera, et cetera. You don't have to have a machine to put this little pod in, by the way, these pods biodegradable so that you're not filling the world with more plastic. Check out all the [e-mail]. once again, coming up in sports, we have some very interesting stuff coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Today and more letters.

[Tom Griswold]

And coming up later this week, Bob Ross in the news. Did you know that he wanted to get rid of that hairdo and they wouldn't let him?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, people, that was a trademark.

[Tom Griswold]

Became his trademark and he did not like it. And also he did not get paid for all those shows.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

He did not get paid.

[Josh Arnold]

That's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Well, he made. But whoever didn't, his estate makes millions on the.

[Chick McGee]

Whoever didn't pay him. They won, though, right?

[Josh Arnold]

They sure did.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be talking about him later this week. We've got a big Bob Ross update for you I'm sure you're waiting for.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can't wait.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll have to talk very quietly, very pleasant. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello, hello. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin. Hello. Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom. Ow. Ow.

[Tom Griswold]

Indeed, my O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Chick McGee]

Ow. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Josh Arnold back in the fold. Apparently he's had a.

[Chick McGee]

Enough.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not here.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he had an issue.

[Tom Griswold]

He's back. There we go.

[Chick McGee]

And truly, who. Who among us can blame him right now?

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, I'll be your guest sports announcer.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you'll have a very. Why don't we get right to that? It's news from the NFL. Well, hang on. NBA playoffs last night, Oklahoma City winning game five, 121 oh9 on their home floor against the Indiana Pacers. Shea had 31, J Dub had 40. It was by far. The Thunderstars combined for more than 70 points. Their best game of the series so far. Pascal Siakam had 28 for the Pacers now trails the series three games to two. Games six Thursday night in Indianapolis. And Tyrese Halliburton has a problem with his left leg. We'll see how that that plays out. So maybe grab game six and then back to Oklahoma City for game seven. Then anything can happen. And now here's Tom with a special NFL story.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you sent me this.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

So I assumed you were going to do it, and then I asked you to do it and you said you weren't going to do it.

[Chick McGee]

I just thought I. It's a rather normal story.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been trying to. You've been trying to force the force.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a certain gentleman of the world of sports who pitched last night for the first time since Shohei.

[Chick McGee]

Shohei Ohtani.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Ohtani.

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

But it doesn't make sense. Sense.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

If his name were say, hey, Otani, then we'd have to go say Ohtani with, say, Quan Barkley.

[Chick McGee]

You don't get to say Quan Barkley every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you're forcing the other one.

[Chick McGee]

That's lightning in a bottle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but.

[Chick McGee]

So anyway, this story is all about Saquon Barkley.

[Tom Griswold]

His first name is Saquon.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Quan Barkley.

[Tom Griswold]

So I say Saquon Barkley.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we got it. You don't have to explain that.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he? There are people who are new to the show.

[Chick McGee]

Do something.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh. It's not a hockey player. Josh doesn't care. Saquon Barkley. This is interesting. He is ranked number one in the NFL Players association year end top player retail sales list.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, Tom, you do like this stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

See to you.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

No. You're a fan of this stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Now, is this jersey sales or.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, one or two.

[Chick McGee]

Or is it soft?

[Tom Griswold]

If one were to read the New York Times. Bryson Bryson, do you ever read the New York Times?

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe a thing. They. It's fake news. Fake. Fake news.

[Tom Griswold]

According to the New York Times and the Athletic fake news, the rankings include jersey sales, apparel, bobbleheads, accessories, figurines, wall decals, backpacks, drinkware and more drink.

[Ace Cosby]

Drinkware?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't even know what that means. I guess not.

[Chick McGee]

Your official Saquon Barkley mug.

[Christy Lee]

You had a Stanley with Kwan Barkley's face.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess so.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you can.

[Josh Arnold]

Glasses.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, Glasses, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Also in the top 10 of merch sales. Patrick Mahomes. Jalen Hurts. Jaden Daniels. That's got to make you happy, right?

[Chick McGee]

That's not right. Sweet baby. Jaden Daniels.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sweet. It doesn't say that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it should. That's a typo.

[Tom Griswold]

Tempo. CJ Stroud, Josh Allen, Aiden Hutchinson, et cetera, et cetera. So I hope your favorites on there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, right down to this. I need to do this. C. C.J. stroud. Run. What do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. C.J. stroud.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you know, like C.J.

[Tom Griswold]

Stroud. Run.

[Chick McGee]

C.J. and C.C.J.

[Tom Griswold]

Stroud.

[Chick McGee]

C. Dick.

[Tom Griswold]

It was Dick.

[Christy Lee]

Dick and Jane.

[Chick McGee]

Dick and Jane.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think when they did that they realized, you know, when you see Dick run, how inappropriate that is at the time?

[Josh Arnold]

No, that was a more innocent.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the time that wasn't a Dick.

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't used as much.

[Chick McGee]

You know. Flintstones. The Flintstones will have a gay old time, right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's perfectly acceptable.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

The most popular jerseys based on cumulative sales. Barkley, Mahomes, Hertz, Daniel Stroud. The. This is interesting. Forever Collectibles reported the best selling bobbleheads.

[Josh Arnold]

You can Say, this is interesting. It doesn't make it so.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, smart guy. Bestselling bobblehead. Wait a second, hang on.

[Josh Arnold]

So I. I thought sh. Otani.

[Chick McGee]

I thought he would enjoy. Hey, Otani. I thought he would enjoy this.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he does enjoy this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think it's interesting and I.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn'T think I would, no, but it's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, fine.

[Josh Arnold]

As you've often said, it feels like a real long show.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going to tell you the most, okay? Let's just move on. What? Do you have anything in sports that might interest this man over here?

[Chick McGee]

Shohei Ohtani.

[Tom Griswold]

Like fishing news.

[Chick McGee]

Gave up a pair of two strike hits. Iran in his Dodger pitching debut from the bump. Sho hail Tony towing the slab last night. Josh. He came 21 months after the two way superstar had bobo surgery. That's what we call elbows. He threw 28 pitches in all, 16 for strikes in the first inning. As Dodger Stadium fans are hung on every pitch they oohed and odd and a f ball clocked at 100.2 miles. Now we know he can do that, but he had to be pulled there in the first inning. But the Dodgers go on to win 6 3. Arkansas's Gage Wood.

[Tom Griswold]

Great name.

[Chick McGee]

Gage Wood.

[Tom Griswold]

Wood gauge. Sounds like something they do at the. At the penis office. Welcome to the penis office. We have the wood gauge. Well, sir, I'm sorry, you're gonna need some pills.

[Chick McGee]

The first question is how hard is it? Is it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh boy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the second. The answer is we're get my. Get my wood gauge.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a scale. What? I wonder what. What do they call that scale?

[Chick McGee]

The tumescent scale.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, because we have the. Where's that thing we had that. That's a. It's a gauge. It's got various stiffness.

[Chick McGee]

Various stiffness.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, I wonder is there. Is it like what. What do they measure earthquakes with?

[Pat Godwin]

Seismology?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

What's the seismic seismic scale?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to set you up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, dict.

[Tom Griswold]

Get it delivered with no enthusiasm. Dictor scale. You could have.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all on the delivery. Don't you think, Jeffrey?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, sir. Chris, you nailed that in my book, okay? You and your scale, you naughty mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

You know there's got to be a scale anyway. Gage Wood.

[Chick McGee]

Gage Wood pitched us the third no hitter in college World Series history.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a diamond cutter.

[Chick McGee]

I'm talking about a World Series here.

[Tom Griswold]

Just talking about the dictator.

[Christy Lee]

Has anybody thrown like Nine innings of just strikes. Like boom, boom, boom, boom. No, no.

[Chick McGee]

There's a perfect game. That's 27 up, 27 down. And some of them are strikeouts.

[Christy Lee]

But they're not all strikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay?

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The other team. Eventually someone might swing and hit one, don't you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that after calls, a ball will sneak in there. At the very least.

[Chick McGee]

World Series. College World Series history. The first 65 years. At least 65 years. Gage would no hitter. He struck out 19. That's a record. Never letting Murray State the Racers come close to getting a hit. Razorbacks 3 Nothing Victory Wood joined Jim Erler the Hurler. You think of Texas in 1950. I'm sure they called him Erler the Hurler in 1950. And Jim Wixon of Oklahoma State, 1960. The only other pitchers to throw college World Series. No.

[Josh Arnold]

College baseball players sell the most merch.

[Tom Griswold]

Francis Daggett.

[Christy Lee]

Who the hell is that?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, F period.

[Chick McGee]

F period. Daggett. Speaking of names, Bowling Greens linebacker. Gideon.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the Bible people.

[Chick McGee]

Lampron.

[Tom Griswold]

Great name.

[Chick McGee]

L, A, M, P, R, O, N. The eel has an interesting. No, that's Lamprey. An interesting middle name his father somehow managed. And what's the big question when naming a child? It's got to be okay with Mom. Oh, sure. His dad evidently okayed this with Mom. Gideon Lampron. The Bowling Green linebacker's middle name is espn. His legal middle name is capital E, capital S, capital P, capital N, no spaces. Gideon. Espn. Lampron is how the Kelly wouldn't let me.

[Tom Griswold]

Junior's name is Bet for Finn's middle name.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a shame.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know whether to shut down.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know whether to. Huh? Or go blind. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

What an idiot. If you're just joining us. Yeah, you're lucky you missed.

[Chick McGee]

You're here. Tuning right back out again.

[Tom Griswold]

Good timing. This is the Bob and Tom program emerging from the confines of the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's a great pleasure to be here. We're speaking with Chick Magee at the sports desk. What else is happening?

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna interrupt you for a second. Chick Daniel in Iowa has an update for us on washer fluid colors.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't realize that there was a reason for the different colors at last.

[Josh Arnold]

Different flavors.

[Christy Lee]

Daniel says orange you use in summer and it has an additive to wash. Help wash bugs away. Purple in the winter. Makes it easier to remove frost. Now, I'm not sure if this is correct, but that's what Daniel in Iowa says it makes sense to me.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like the purple, but I like grape. I like that flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. My question was, I'm wondering if the people that make this stuff, if they've done experiments where they go, if we make it this color, we're gonna sell more. I didn't know there was a difference.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't either.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys really buy your own. I just get mine topped off every time I get my oil change.

[Christy Lee]

I do, too, but I'm playing a lot.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't change your own oil?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. I make more than $15 an hour.

[Christy Lee]

Changing your oil probably doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

No, but I mean, I'm sure things will pick up for you.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm sorry. I thought we were all men in here, but apparently we aren't.

[Tom Griswold]

But don't you. I go through. I go through a great deal of washer fluid.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no doubt.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

You need.

[Chick McGee]

You need some sort of dark, dark, creamy egg consistency yolk.

[Tom Griswold]

I pull that thing back and let it just rip.

[Jeff Oskay]

Chick is the most washer fluid. Oh, yeah. Son of I ever met.

[Chick McGee]

I love getting my windshield clean. If a bug hits it, you got to get it right away or it'll stain, like, right away. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

He must have hit it 300 times on our way to Iowa.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I love doing that. See, there you go, Derek.

[Tom Griswold]

You're in the freeway and the guy in front of you is doing his work.

[Josh Arnold]

Can't stand that.

[Tom Griswold]

So you are you somewhat. What's the. Oh, I can't use that word economically.

[Josh Arnold]

I just use it when necessary. I. I won't do it now for a single bug because oftentimes it just smears.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'd rather just have the small bug mark than the smear.

[Tom Griswold]

And then this leads us to the fact that so many gas stations no longer have the squeegee thing. And if they do, they've got that putrid smelling goop in there.

[Christy Lee]

I was under the impression you just washed your car every time a bug at the window.

[Tom Griswold]

I do. I've washed my car. I. I'll go through two, three times a day.

[Josh Arnold]

I got that.

[Tom Griswold]

I got the pass.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love those guys.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's the most times you've been through the. In one day car wash?

[Chick McGee]

Is that an. How many times in a day? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, probably three, maybe four. Depends.

[Chick McGee]

Three, three or four times.

[Josh Arnold]

That's gotta be that you. That has to classify as some sort of ocd.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great, though. Because when you're in there, you don't have to touch the steering wheel. You turn the radio off and it's like. It's. It's like transcendental meditation.

[Christy Lee]

It is. It's pretty nice.

[Josh Arnold]

It's relaxing. Yeah. I accept. I get stressed out. I don't like being too close to the car in front of me.

[Christy Lee]

I don't either.

[Josh Arnold]

Or having one on my ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And they push you. They keep going.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to. I want the mirror back where you could see where your tire was going to go.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Cuz if you get the most of them, are somewhat attentive. And they'll go. Go a little left, little right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there are parts of the day where people were getting free lasik because the sun would hit that mirror.

[Christy Lee]

I never even considered that that's what.

[Josh Arnold]

Was going on.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event. Yeah. I. Did we ever determine why gas stations no longer attend to the windshield wiper fluid?

[Josh Arnold]

And most of them have them. They're just not often refilled with soap.

[Tom Griswold]

Or.

[Josh Arnold]

Or the squeegees aren't replaced as often as they should.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the guy who worked at the gas station said. Yeah, crackheads that come in to detail their car.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. They'd be there for hours.

[Chick McGee]

Stop filling it up or whatever's in.

[Tom Griswold]

That tank gonna be streaky. You got to go to the car.

[Josh Arnold]

Wash. Oh, we are talking crackheads.

[Chick McGee]

Would you rather go to a car wash or a hand job car wash?

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Where do you use your.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll take the hand job.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. No, your thoughts.

[Tom Griswold]

I have actually. Whatever. If I'm driving around and I see like a high school and they're doing car washes.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

You asked for the hand job.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say something nice and friendly, but now I can.

[Chick McGee]

They want wash it by hand.

[Tom Griswold]

I've actually gone from one. In fact, there's one. I went to one. They did it. And then I drove to my regular car wash and got it cleaned up. But you see there, I. I prefer that they're. They're working to make the money for the. Whatever, the cheerleading squad, rather than, you know, just standing in the corner with a sign and. Yeah, I always go to those. But yeah. In any event, we'll move forward here.

[Josh Arnold]

It should only be cheerleaders doing the car.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. I probably should. If I pull up and I probably should have picked the band.

[Chick McGee]

Female.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not going.

[Chick McGee]

Female. Cheers, female cheerleader.

[Tom Griswold]

How did this turn into something really sick?

[Christy Lee]

I Don't know. That's what we're good.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I honestly, there was one right by my house the other day and that's why I didn't go was because it was cheerleaders. I was like, I can't be like a 50 year old dude going, hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't you watch my car, girls?

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, Knifey used that voice.

[Tom Griswold]

Any young ladies ever see the movie Cool? And Luke.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Stacy. Boobs up against my car.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to lean into this from now. People look at me and go, that's a creep. I'm going to creep it up. You're already going to. You already assume I'm a creep. I'm being one.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

So I go and.

[Chick McGee]

Really creep it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Roll down the window and go, ladies, I don't have any pants on. Go ahead. That make you feel better?

[Pat Godwin]

Stay in the car.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it was a nice. That was a gentler version of what I was going.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're changing the subject. When we come back, do we have more sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm certainly looking forward.

[Chick McGee]

Joey Chestnut.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello, hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

And we got a couple more emails brought to you by Hyundai. The 2025 Hybrid vehicle lineup from Hyundai. Advanced safety and technology meets hybrid efficiency. It's the best of both worlds from Hyundai. Dear Bob and Tom show chick, you sexy bronze beast.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. You do have a nice tan.

[Chick McGee]

I've been to Aruba twice. Got my best tan ever. First time there. Well, tanned and windblown. It is wind blown. Get it, Tom? Blown. Anyway, they, you know the slogan for Aruba's one happy island. Oh, okay. So the reason for my email is that I had a birthday last Thursday on the 5th as part of my morning routine. I was listening to the show and heard nasty stuff while in the shower. That's a song while in the shower. It made my day and birthday a lot better.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What's this guy's name?

[Chick McGee]

Steve. No, it's Patty In Dayton.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Dayton, Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, how nice.

[Chick McGee]

Or as I call her, Patty King Cake. Ah, little petty cake. Patty cake. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Back to the sports page. We have Joey Chestnut. News.

[Chick McGee]

After a brief hiatus, competitive eating champion Joey the Jaws Chestnut is making his return to the Nathan's famous Fourth of July hot dog eating contest. Joey's been sidelined last year due to a sponsorship dispute, but organizers say that has now been resolved. Joey is a 16 time champion. Says he's going to break his own record of 76 hot dogs. They're shooting. He's shooting for 80. Tom Mle, major league eating is calling his return a patriotic moment for competitive sports. Okay. This marks Joey's 20th appearance at the Coney island hot dog test.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Bryson, have you ever eaten 80 hot dogs?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Hot dogs have filthy things in them like bugs and snouts, anus and. Oh, nasty, filthy.

[Tom Griswold]

I see, I see. What about Slim Jims?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love Slim Jim. I figured that's a true American treat, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the spice kills all the ground up things.

[Chick McGee]

I take a bite of Slim Jim, then I take a bite of Twinkie and I take a bite of Slim Jim and maybe some tuna.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're sweet and savory there.

[Chick McGee]

Right out of the convenience store.

[Pat Godwin]

Wash it down with the dew.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what you do? I love the do. Yeah, the. Dude do it for me. You know it's easy to shoplift in convenience store.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I'm passing my. My big beautiful bill. I'm gonna pass a law that you can't have closed circuit cameras in a convenience store or. And all those weird mirrors.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they are weird.

[Chick McGee]

The weird mirrors that they could see around corners. Tell me that ain't some technology the government doesn't want us to have.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't see that. You don't see that in the Bible.

[Chick McGee]

Do you hear about worship a false idol. Go ahead. How did Bryson get on false idols?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, but I like everything about the guy.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question though. Is the. Is this Jaws nickname thing sticking?

[Chick McGee]

I've heard it before.

[Tom Griswold]

Joey Chestnut, Jaws.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I heard that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think they use it during the ESPN coverage. I haven't seen Jaws. Maybe they have. I'm not aware of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Being that used.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have a world record, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we do. Stupid world record. A man from Trinidad and Tobago has broken the Guinness World record for the longest marathon playing steel drums.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Please tell me we don't have a sample of him playing steel drum.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the guy.

[Chick McGee]

He looks like a happy back bastard.

[Tom Griswold]

Got the shirt open to his waist.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He's not running. He's just standing there.

[Chick McGee]

A little bit of steel drums goes a long way.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't love a steel drum. No, that's vacation right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Very hard to play.

[Christy Lee]

He's not running.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

I thought you said he was running a marathon.

[Chick McGee]

The longest marathon. Playing steel drum marathon.

[Pat Godwin]

He's on. What?

[Tom Griswold]

I have. No, I have a question. Because we're gonna have to start using the dumbest thing you've ever said. So what? You what?

[Christy Lee]

Envision the guy with marathon with a steel drum. He was playing it while he was running.

[Chick McGee]

Where?

[Tom Griswold]

What was it on wheels? How would he.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

That would be quite the feat, though. Joshua Rugrello is who. That guy was played for a total of 31 hours.

[Tom Griswold]

Good Lord.

[Chick McGee]

He's 28 years old. Been playing steel pan drums since the age of five. He said of his successful attempt, it is a reminder that even.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Reminder.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Never you mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Arnold's even close.

[Chick McGee]

It's a reminder that even your wildest dreams are worth chasing. This was a dream of his. His.

[Christy Lee]

It was great. I love steel drum again.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of those less is more thing. A little bit goes a long way.

[Chick McGee]

That's vacation.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

Well.

[Christy Lee]

Get off the plane in the Bahamas. The steel drums down there.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Why are they giving this guy all the credit? He did 31 hours. Think about all the jackasses in the conga line. Okay. How about a margarita break for guys?

[Josh Arnold]

The vacation version of they Shoot horses. The long.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're dropping out of the Congo line. They got the. The EMTs reviving people.

[Chick McGee]

Who wants to limbo? Have you ever limboed Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I am terrible at that.

[Chick McGee]

But you have tried.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait. When I was a kid.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I was better at it than you think. When I was younger. I don't now. I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

There's always some weirdo in the crowd that's like a savant.

[Josh Arnold]

You couldn't believe it was a girl at our school.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. To walk on the side of her feet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever seen the. The limbo on roller skates?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That was a big deal.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really cool.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, but you can spread your legs way far apart, like, do the splits, glide right through them.

[Christy Lee]

And then you lay all the way back, you're already up.

[Tom Griswold]

That really creeps me out.

[Chick McGee]

Really. Is that Chubby Checker Limbo Rock? Limbo Rock?

[Pat Godwin]

Yep, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds like it.

[Chick McGee]

Like him.

[Christy Lee]

I look it up.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody limbo.

[Tom Griswold]

And again. Now this. That accent.

[Chick McGee]

I am the steel drum player from.

[Christy Lee]

Chubby Checker Limbo Rock, 1963.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

What accent was that again?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that a distant land? Nepalese.

[Chick McGee]

Aruben. A Rubian And a Rubio. A Rubio and a Ruby on. I think.

[Christy Lee]

And Arubia.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

He initially planned to go for 30 hours, but he said as we were approaching the hour mark, my stage manager, a French name, pointed out that the stage timer was actually set to 31 hours. That detail changed everything. Josh said the adrenaline was already pumping, the crowd was alive.

[Josh Arnold]

And hey, I'd already crapped my pants. Yes, why not to go?

[Chick McGee]

No need to take a break now. I decided to push through the for the final hour. Ending on 31 felt right. Not because I had to, but because at that moment I knew I could.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

He said his 80 year old grandmother died during the performance.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And buried.

[Jeff Oskay]

She took her own life.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. She was there for the entire 31 hours. Well, that's entirely different than her passing away.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, she died. They don't have enough money for the funeral because you had to pay that 50 tariff on the steel drums.

[Chick McGee]

See?

[Tom Griswold]

The steel tariff.

[Chick McGee]

You see, our country's been getting screwed by steel makers, you know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. Does that conclude our sports broadcast?

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't. Who and who Our sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a very interesting place to have an overnight stay. We have. Have you ever had an orgasm through your ear?

[Pat Godwin]

Come again.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen, right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Right there in your headphones back. Swab them out. We'll find out about ear gas, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and Tomb. Bob and Tom dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin in. Hello, Jeff Oskar's here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This has been Chick McGee speaking. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Good talking to you.

[Chick McGee]

I enjoy Nothing more.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you for. Thank you for joining us.

[Christy Lee]

Are you discombobulated?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I'm reading. I'm reading a letter over here.

[Chick McGee]

I got a letter. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We had a. A very interesting story about the cicadas. Once again, these gigantic bugs, they come. Come periodically. I believe this is brood 14. Am I getting this right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And there was a official warning from the authorities at Kings island, the great amusement park, telling people to keep their mouths closed while on the Beast and the other roller coasters because you could get a gigantic bug in your mouth because they're pretty. They're prevalent there these days.

[Christy Lee]

That could choke you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Got this from another Ohio amusement park fan. The Great Cedar Point.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, another good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I spent a lot of time there as a kid.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you did.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's gorgeous.

[Chick McGee]

To Cleveland, bothering people.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to go and I used to go fishing.

[Chick McGee]

Did you heckle fishing at Cedar Point?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My friend's dad had a boat.

[Chick McGee]

Did you heckle while you were there? Yes or no? I know what I'm talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Heckling on a roller coaster.

[Chick McGee]

When. No, when you go down and watch the people put their boats in the water, would you hack?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

This was a regular marina. It wasn't. There was no ramp. The point. Larger point here is I heard you guys talking about Kings Island. Issuing warnings about riders keeping their mouths closed. That's nothing. All caps.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

At America's roller coaster capital, Cedar Point, on the shores of Lake Erie, every summer, you'll get hit by thousands of little bugs called mayflies. They feel like bullets hitting your body. Thank you, Ryan from Marblehead, Ohio. Lots of great roller coasters there, and it is the season, so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So much fun. Yeah. But swallowing a cicada would be really rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it sounds awful.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think we're headed to a world where that's our main source of protein?

[Tom Griswold]

Cicadas and some bugs.

[Christy Lee]

We're going to be hungry for 17 years at a time.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you what, I think that's where we are headed.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope you like bugs now, Bryson. Have you ever. We had one of those. One of those protein bars made of insects brought in here. Would you like to try one?

[Chick McGee]

I try one. I've got nine cases in my bunker at the house.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, the cricket bar.

[Chick McGee]

And now here's Chick with a letter. Thank you, Bryson. I appreciate that. Good morning. This is from Beth. My husband listens to your show every morning. This morning I'm riding along in a semi and I Was wondering if you could just give a shout out to him, say hello, and I could see his reaction. His name is Chuck Kahneman. No, I. Sorry, we can't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

We're simply not allowed.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean the cannon man?

[Chick McGee]

The can. You mean Chuck Boom Boom Canaman.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the man, he's been shot out of a cannon.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you for always doing an awesome job on the show.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very cool.

[Chick McGee]

That's very.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you love those guys get shot out of cannons.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? There's a trick.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a spring in there, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean there's a trick to that?

[Chick McGee]

Not an explosion.

[Christy Lee]

They're still flying out of the cannon.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the one in.

[Christy Lee]

Remember the guy that did? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the guy in England, he missed the net.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Most of the people.

[Josh Arnold]

Skid mark. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dead mark.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the one.

[Josh Arnold]

But he made a skid mark before he died.

[Chick McGee]

Shout out to canon. They land.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

Face planted. Literally.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, okay.

[Chick McGee]

They land on their.

[Josh Arnold]

My joke's invalid.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Do you have a song about a canon?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but not invalid. Josh, don't be mad.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not mad.

[Tom Griswold]

You were. Thank you, skid mark.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody asked me if I was mad. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm mad.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're gonna go ahead and check in with. Check in at the SILAC insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Some bookstores and libraries around the world are now letting visitors spend the night. These literary sleepovers let you enjoy a quiet evening among the shelves, sometimes with reading nooks, guest speakers, or book club discussions. That doesn't sound quiet at all. The trend is growing among travelers looking for unique bookish experiences.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I hope they lock the computers at night.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Good night, moon. Good night, stars. Good night, homeless guy washing up in the bathroom.

[Pat Godwin]

Hear something? Da da da da da da da da da da da da. I know what I want to read. Oh, yeah. Da Vinci Code, Stephen King. It's guaranteed. Oh, yeah. David Sedaris. I finished Infinite Chest and I'm getting tired. I'm getting tired. I need to rest. But I'm stuck in the mire of Shakespeare, Yeats and Poe. Let's spend the night together in a bookstore. I could live forever.

[Chick McGee]

Library.

[Pat Godwin]

It's now or never. Sticky pages in well bound leather.

[Tom Griswold]

Woo.

[Pat Godwin]

Read 50 Shades of Gray together. Security is kicking me out. Oh, no. Can't spend the the night together now. He got a little frisky in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Bookstore reading the 50 Shades.

[Christy Lee]

Some really cool bookstores. I Wouldn't mind spending the night.

[Chick McGee]

That is a problem though, right? How open people are with enjoying themselves in public libraries.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

It would be, yeah. Oh, free WI fi, free computers.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think you better put a filter on the computers. That's my point.

[Christy Lee]

What? Don't you think they charge for this? I don't think is a free thing, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, they're going to be, you know, googling all kinds of savory.

[Christy Lee]

If you're a homeless person, you're not paying to stay all night in a library.

[Chick McGee]

Unhoused.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

Unhinged.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, unhinged.

[Christy Lee]

A woman receiving a routine earwax removal experienced a highly unexpected reaction. An orgasm triggered by the procedure.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The woman wrote to a columnist by the name of Jessica Stoia at Slate saying, I am a straight woman in my early 30s and I've always struggled to orgasm. Recently I was at the doctor and she flushed my ears with water. I was startled by how deeply good it felt and I unexpectedly orgasmed.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't believe this.

[Christy Lee]

The woman said she was so embarrassed and confused by the experience, asking, happen, is something wrong with my body? Well, Josh, Ms. Stoia responded that the ear is, quote, definitely an erogenous zone as the vagus or vagus nerve, which.

[Tom Griswold]

Let'S go with vagus in this case.

[Christy Lee]

Passes through the ear, has been known to be associated with orgasm. She does say, though, rather than risk injury, that the woman contact her doctor and discuss the situation in order to learn how to safely stimulate her ear.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it just felt reflected.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice place to kiss back there and tickle. But yeah, not an orgasm.

[Tom Griswold]

How did the esthetician feel?

[Chick McGee]

You think there are ladies out there who think they've had an orgasm but actually haven't had orgasm?

[Christy Lee]

Did you just say all of them? Oh boy.

[Chick McGee]

I mean this, this is making the leap that we care if they have orgasm.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. I googled the word eargasm a second ago when you and I found this and I have not read this before, so give me a break here. It says a doctor on TikTok. Okay, already warning physician on TikTok. He's offering an explanation as to the so called eargasm.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Dr. Karan, Raj. R A J. I don't know if that's a man or woman. K A R A N. Said again, it's of the. Is it pronounced vagus? Vagus. It is the vagus nerve. The vagus nerve extends into.

[Chick McGee]

It also makes you want to gamble.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh huh. It can elicit A calming and euphoric effect similar to an orgasm. He says it's very likely the erectile tissues in your ears and gores. Meaning that eargasms may be a response to swelling in the ear canal. The doctor. Okay, now I'm done. The doctor describes them as quote, unquote, ear boners.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

You want to go see this guy or lady? I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it seems to me you have an ear boner.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a strap on Q tip for you.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to give it to you in the ear.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pegging, but slightly smaller.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, goodness.

[Christy Lee]

Do you like to have your ears licked?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. Yeah, I'm fine with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Ears are cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. Some people can't stand it.

[Tom Griswold]

My dogs like it a lot.

[Chick McGee]

You lick your dogs?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. Just. I mean, just petting them.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. I don't like my ears licked.

[Pat Godwin]

Neck.

[Christy Lee]

Neck's okay, but not my neck bone. Of course. Pat, I'm not dead inside.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, not to be too personal, but is there ways you could achieve without being below.

[Christy Lee]

Me?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, like.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this woman allegedly achieved with her. Her ear.

[Christy Lee]

There are ways, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's dangerous. That's dangerous, though, because you can get hearing aids.

[Pat Godwin]

That wasn't bad at all. You know, I'm gonna. I'm gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just nice to hear somebody else do an AIDS joke.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's time to laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys always leave it up to me to do them.

[Chick McGee]

It's time to laugh.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh and Tom, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I've joined the club of really horrific. Not very fun. Thank you very much. I'm with Josh in this. I'm a little bit skeptical when this woman says she had an orgasm with her ear being stimulated, but whatever it takes. Yeah, but I mean, is it really the same thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it just a pleasurable sensation?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's super pleasurable to Q tip your ear. I get pleasure out of it. Doesn't it feel real good?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is there absolutely that good? Is there any other. Is there any other product that is more used off label than Q tips?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I. I also don't buy that off label. They. They invented those for that. And then somebody jammed it in too far.

[Pat Godwin]

Now they have to say.

[Josh Arnold]

And now they have to say it's not.

[Chick McGee]

You can't expect me not to stick it in my ear.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we all catch what's still what it's for. Just because some idiots that quit, they've.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a commercial with someone kind of hovering it outside the ear. Well, what's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have another centenarian celebrating a birthday in an unusual way and nudity might be involved. Oh, yeah. We have mysterious radio pulses detected.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a great story. You'll be very surprised.

[Christy Lee]

Surprised, Actually, not in outer space.

[Josh Arnold]

It's from the bottom of the ocean.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe not even that. It's really astonishing. We'll look forward to that. Coming up right now, the Bob and Tom show, brought to you by our friends at the Silac Insurance Company. The Silac Insurance Company. They are the experts in the world of annuities. As most of you know, if you've been watching the stock market. Down, down, down, up, down, up, up, up, down, down, down. Volatile, I guess is the term that you like to use. And you can counter that volatility when it comes to your retirement funds down the road. You're gonna have to retire, of course, you've been thinking about it and perhaps you'd like to have some extra cash when you retire because Social Security may not be enough. And that's where an annuity comes in. It's a way to make sure that you get cash coming in on a regular basis. And by the way, with an annuity from the Silac Insurance Company, it'll be explained to you. You, you can't outlive your money. So get the details. Certain restrictions apply. Find out about the whole thing by going to silacins.com that's S I L A C silacins.com another easy way actually to get some information is take your phone, go £250 and then say the words out loud. Lifetime income, that's £250. Say lifetime income or just go to bobandtom.com there's a link there to the Silac Insurance Company. £250 and just say out loud lifetime income. Or just go to bobandtom.com or even just go directly to silacins.com find out how you can have an income when it's time for you to say goodbye to that job. Lifetime income is what it's all about. And the annuities from Silac Insurance Company can help you with that. So plan on it and live on it, courtesy of the Silac Insurance Company. Now they are the proud sponsor of the Christy Lee News Desk where we're gonna find out about mysterious radio waves, a naked ass butler, and I'm fascinated by this story about the snooze button. Are you hitting it should you hit it, we'll find out from the experts. Here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, we remain the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff, Oscar, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. How are you doing over there, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to formulate a possible joke.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Take your child time. Take your time.

[Tom Griswold]

Christie had that odd story about the lady that claims she achieved orgasm at a medical facility while having her ears cleaned.

[Chick McGee]

Josh. Josh poo pooed it.

[Tom Griswold]

And she said that she had not achieved orgasm in any conventional method prior to that. But it. She was. The stimulation of the ear during some kind of cleansing procedure made her reach orgasm. Is there an ear muff joke? There is that I'm missing? How do we. How do we get to that? Earmuffs, one of the most uncomfortable forms of. Oh, the, the earmuffs with that metal band.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they've come a long way. They don't have the metal band anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

Metal band.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

They don't make those anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there was the 1960s metal band.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd put. They look ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

They smack you in the head when you.

[Josh Arnold]

The kind that go behind the head.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, those are nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, the ones that they used to go. It was like wearing a pair of headphones.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The old school.

[Tom Griswold]

And there was this metal band that when you'd remove it, it would rip your hair out. That's probably why I'm bald.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyways, work on that ear muff setup.

[Chick McGee]

When's the last time you, you had a pair of ear muffs on? It's probably been.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I'd rather have my ears freeze than wear ear muffs. They look so ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they put you off ear muffs. That's why you stopped wearing them, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they look ridiculous. Wear a hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there are some cool new ones.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

There are cool earmuffs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. I bet you, I think, would honestly like, they go, they sit back on the, the occipitals and then they come over on the ears and they're just awesome. But I'm, I'm with you. I also wear a hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like those guys that put their glasses on backwards kind of having lunch. That bugs me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't. Boy, I don't know anybody who does.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be afraid they'd fall off. I'd forget where they were. I'd be walking around looking for my glasses.

[Chick McGee]

Out of all the things that bug you, what bugs you the most? Can you narrow it down to just one thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Wearing your hat backwards. That really bothers me.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right, what about your.

[Christy Lee]

What if you're doing something?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you're catching in a baseball game or you're involved in some kind of intimate encounter, it might be okay. Otherwise, looks ridiculous. Leaves that ridiculous rainbow tan line romantic and casual.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wait a minute, Raymond.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you take your hat off so you. Because don't I kind of want my hair pulled while I'm doing. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

I at least want my hair grabbed.

[Tom Griswold]

That's getting harder and harder.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's what. That's what he yells.

[Pat Godwin]

He's got hair all over.

[Chick McGee]

Getting harder and harder.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have brought that up. Let's just get back to the news desk where we have the SILAC Insurance news desk with Christy Lee. What's happening around.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists working in Antarctica have detected strange radio signals coming from deep, deep within the ice. John.

[Josh Arnold]

Fascinating. This stuff is amazing.

[Chick McGee]

You know what it sounds like. Hey, good. Good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome. It's awful cold down here. The weather in the 10. So once again it's going to be below. Below zero down here if we get us the hell out of here.

[Chick McGee]

Get those booties on.

[Christy Lee]

The pulses don't match any known natural or human made sources, leaving researchers puzzled.

[Tom Griswold]

So it sounds like this.

[Christy Lee]

The discovery may shed light on unexplored geological processes or reveal new physics altogether or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Who's to say?

[Christy Lee]

The new team is now analyzing more data to understand the signal's origin.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

I say, be careful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There could be some huge monster down there.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've seen that movie.

[Chick McGee]

Really huge monster. And you mistook it for a documentary?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm just saying that there's some. If there's some sound, I mean, they're detecting for the first time emerging from the center of the earth.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, we got. That's in the mountain. In the Mountains of Madness or the thing.

[Chick McGee]

What he said was that might be a monster down there. I've seen that movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you guys familiar with this new fad of going to places like Antarctica and getting ice and then bringing it back for your party? It's like, oh, yeah, we got this natural frozen ice yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's kind of a thing that's going on. And I was recently reading the scientists are like, please don't do that. That ice is filled with prehistoric bacteria that our bodies have no idea what to do with. You can get so sick.

[Chick McGee]

Is that true?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. In the movies.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

In movies. Do they do that? There's even a commercial now where a guy goes, and he gets this block of ice and it's like a beer or whiskey. Commercial. Commercial. And he takes it back to his party so that he can serve it and he chips it up and. But they're like, don't take part in this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's really interesting.

[Christy Lee]

It makes sense, though. I mean. Yeah, it never warms up enough to kill anyone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We don't know. They don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

What they used to kill me was this. This was not that long ago people would get off airplanes coming back from Florida with big bags of oranges. Like, really? You know, they have those. The groceries store.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but they're not fresh.

[Christy Lee]

Fresh fresh.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe a couple days old. Really can't tell the difference.

[Josh Arnold]

Some of that stuff's fun. Go to Vidalia. Get the onions there. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Go to California. Get the dates and the figs. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but you. But you can't also just go to Trader Joe's.

[Tom Griswold]

Delicious. Love that place.

[Christy Lee]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Nicest employees on earth.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. A new global sleep study confirms what many of us already know. Most people hit the snooze button despite experts warning against it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm in the minority. I never do it. You never do the snooze?

[Chick McGee]

I never set an alarm. Well, I always set an alarm, but I never use it. I always am up before the alarm goes off. And then I met a guy who used to work with us. He has like nine different alarms. Yeah, like 1, 2, 3, 4.

[Christy Lee]

That's that guy right there. How many alarms do you have? Us gay.

[Chick McGee]

I have.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I have.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Jeff Oskay]

3554-4054-0741-0400 and how's that last hour even enjoyable? Well, these are all emergency in case I sleep through the initial alarm.

[Chick McGee]

It still doesn't make it right.

[Christy Lee]

Those are backups researchers analyzed.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the initial alarm also on that phone?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. 3:55.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have another alarm clock across the room or something? No, no.

[Christy Lee]

What time do you normally get up? If it's set at 3:55.

[Jeff Oskay]

3:55.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. You usually do.

[Jeff Oskay]

Actually, unfortunately, I wake up around 3:52. And I'm disappointed every morning that I could have gotten three more minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like it. I want to wake up before my alarm so I don't have to hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate. What is the sound of yours.

[Jeff Oskay]

Each one is a different tone.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I'm deaf in one ear, so like, if I'm sleeping, we said, is.

[Chick McGee]

There anyone different if my good ears down chick.

[Jeff Oskay]

What I have.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So.

[Jeff Oskay]

But my ex wife was horrible with the alarm. Like the snooze.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

We'd be going to bed. I'm like, what time do you need to get up in the morning, hon? I'd be setting the alarm. She's like, 6:30. I'm like, what time do you want me to set the alarm for? She's like, 4:15. Yeah, that's great. That's gonna be a lot of fun. Right before our divorce, I don't know if you guys know this. I went and got a snooze bar surgically installed in my chest just for her. That way, when we were making love, he'd start to go off too soon. She could just hit it. He'd resp set. I give her another nine minutes. What do you think about that?

[Christy Lee]

Very nice researchers in our story.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, the gist of this story is what? That you're not supposed to hit the snooze button.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. They analyzed over 3 million nights of sleep from 21,000 users and found that the snooze button was used on 55% of nights with the average snooze lasting 11 minutes. Now, on the iPhone, the average snooze is nine minutes, which I always, always. I hate odd numbers. I don't know, but it drives me crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the dumbest thing that I'll do. Okay. If I'll get up, I mean, I'll hit the snooze button, then be like, I'm going to get up. Then I forget that I've hit the snooze button. I'm in the shower.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I hear it go off.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

I bet that's a nice and understanding process.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have terror come over you, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

So you know you're about to wake up half the house.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So nearly half of all participants hit snooze on more than 80% of mornings, averaging 20 minutes of additional dozing. The lead author, Rebecca Robbins, noted snoozing can disrupt vital stages of sleep and recommend setting a single alarm for the latest possible wake up time and Rising immediately.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't buy this.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's what I do.

[Tom Griswold]

But sometimes that, that extra 10 minutes of sleep you can, I can have a full novel length dream.

[Christy Lee]

I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Some great adventure.

[Chick McGee]

You still. Your contention is you can pick what you dream.

[Tom Griswold]

No, my content. No, no. My contention is I can get up and pee, go back to sleep and pick up the dream.

[Josh Arnold]

I've done that before. I can't do it every time.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way we can.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a general theme to the dreams anyway.

[Chick McGee]

Is it sex? It's sex, isn't it? Having sex with a woman? Yeah, I bet it is. What's that like, by the way?

[Tom Griswold]

I've named it the movie Diamond Cutters Are Forever. James Bond feel a0012 I bet that's.

[Chick McGee]

Really, don't you bet that's really something when it's angry?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I bet it's red.

[Chick McGee]

I bet it's really, really red. It is.

[Tom Griswold]

It is not. But thank you. Thank you for underscoring me. Two messages, I think. Bernard, if you're just joining us once again, hello, These are the, These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. You're discussing the snooze button on the alarm clock and apparently sleep experts say don't hit it.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't agree.

[Christy Lee]

I turned my alarm off this morning though and fell back asleep and then woke up like 10 minutes later.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's why I have all those extras.

[Christy Lee]

That I usually don't do. That freaked me out. Out. But that's where the grandfather clock comes in because it started making noise and it woke me up.

[Josh Arnold]

I just got a letter handed to me that says, hey, show I the Bob and Tom Show. I was just wondering if you have gotten to tell Josh the great joke involving the grandfather clock.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you haven't heard that yet.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom has it.

[Chick McGee]

And this is your. You already said we're going to do it every day. You forgot.

[Christy Lee]

I have a grandfather clock outside in the hallway in the main entryway of the house and it is close to our bedroom, but. TOM Hayes, Grandfather I was just saying.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care for the grandfather.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember one morning last week we were talking about how you don't like.

[Christy Lee]

The clock and when we got married, my husband had a grandmother clock which we passed along to his son. And I didn't, he didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know there was such a thing as a grandmother clock. I know in the world of equal rights, you get to have your own clock and your own orgasm, allegedly.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show writes Craig.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Craig.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's now officially in the letter writing hall of fame here on the program. You were discussing the difference between a grandfather and a grandmother clock. I believe the grandmother clock is like the grandfather clock just without the dong.

[Chick McGee]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot going on there. That is a. The economy of words in that joke. And really well done.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a clock by your bed? That light that you can see a minute you wait, wake up. Because I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a. I found one that has. It emits almost no light. It just looks like a little piece of wood.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I used to have what I loved. I had that thing that projected onto the ceiling.

[Pat Godwin]

I have that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What if it's a little piece of wood with just sticky numbers on it and he thinks it's a clock and.

[Christy Lee]

It always says the same time.

[Chick McGee]

It's always the same. You know, it's really weird. I get up every morning at 3:32. It's unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a sun. It's a sundial. No, it's. It's very subtle. And you. It's got three settings. I've got it on the lowest, so it doesn't emit a lot of light.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I've tried that. It's still too much.

[Tom Griswold]

But I had the bat signal thing. I love that.

[Christy Lee]

Did it come on when the alarm went off or was it on?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it stays on the whole time.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's what I do. I check it. Women don't like it, but I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

I could just look up and there it was and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

My dad loved that too. I got him on. He asked for it for Christmas one year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's great.

[Josh Arnold]

If you want it, I can find out where it is. Yeah, the stor.

[Tom Griswold]

I prob. I probably have one in storage too.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's okay. I don't want it. I just wondered if there was a clock.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll show you the one I have. It's. It looks like this. Looks like a triangular piece of wood and it's got a nice digital clock on it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time I have to reset the room up.

[Pat Godwin]

Not. Not that much. It's red and it's kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm convinced that if.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Josh Arnold]

Waking up, having to set an alarm and having alarms wake you up takes years off your life. I think we were meant to wake up naturally.

[Christy Lee]

And our circadian rhythm.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's.

[Christy Lee]

You're in the wrong session.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I just have this theory that it's super unhealthy to be forced awake.

[Chick McGee]

What time do you think you wake up? If you didn't have a job and you just.

[Josh Arnold]

Now it's changed now it would be about 6:30, 30.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

A.m. yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I get up at 7 on the week.

[Tom Griswold]

But didn't they show that if people move into caves underground don't they end up not being in a 24 hour cycle?

[Chick McGee]

I want to say it was like seven hours of sleep a night or something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought eventually they get off the day and I. Oh really? Yeah. But I don't know. I, I usually wake up like I'll wake up just before my alarm but I'm wondering if my alarm has a little sneaky little tick or something that I'm not noticing.

[Chick McGee]

You know what Tom? I bet it does.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet like it's with three minutes to go it goes. But I don't, I don't really get it.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure it does Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's, I think that's happening in your brain. I really do your body know. Your brain knows. Don't you guys have those dreams where you something. Let's say you're having to defuse a bomb and as it's counting down, once it counts down your alarm goes off. And real life. Have you guys ever had that? Happens to me. I'm gonna say four times a year.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good, that's a cool one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. And I don't know if it's because the alarm is going off and my brain is processing it or if there really is some sort of precognitive thing going on.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

I tend to believe it's the alarm went off. My brain is adjusting to that. And then.

[Tom Griswold]

And in that instant it gets that whole scenario through your.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But who's to say? I'm sure other people have had those dreams.

[Christy Lee]

That's fascinating out there.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I, I don't, I haven't felt right since I started this job. Serious.

[Tom Griswold]

And we can, we noticed that you.

[Josh Arnold]

You like I really am not. I know it. I know it's screwing up. My, my.

[Chick McGee]

Now before. When did you wake up and when did you go to bed?

[Josh Arnold]

I would wake up between nine and 10.

[Christy Lee]

You went to bed late cause you were working too hard.

[Pat Godwin]

You find yourself better in disillusion after working.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. It's just always kind of tired.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm living a healthier life than I was before. I started this job.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're always tired.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it's just the conversion to heterosexuality.

[Josh Arnold]

That I've considered that because I am expending less less of my life fluid.

[Chick McGee]

You're right. I understand.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh and I are having a moment. I'm sorry, I couldn't get that out with a straight face. Check in with Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick Magee. Coming up, we may have a surprise guest. I know for sure we're going to talk about lobsters and crabs and strippers.

[Josh Arnold]

Although not love eating all those things.

[Tom Griswold]

Not in the same story. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show. This is morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel being held secret.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Hello, Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Josh, I don't know if you noticed it or not. Does your chair feel a little off since you've been back? I have not noticed Jeff sat in that chair while you were gone.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

And shat in that chair.

[Jeff Oskay]

I farted it up real good.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been talking alarm clocks and this experiment involved or these scientists weighing in on the so called snooze button.

[Chick McGee]

I think I'd like to get the overhead projector alarm clock. If you can get me a line on that. I'd Like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's just a little lens on a small clock radio. And it. And it. You can adjust points up at the ceiling.

[Chick McGee]

Because now I just have to. I pick up my phone.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I do.

[Chick McGee]

I turn it all the way down.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's great. You just roll it. But I no longer have that.

[Chick McGee]

You can just open. You open your slit and you can.

[Tom Griswold]

The ceiling never runs. That's a.

[Christy Lee]

Is it real bright though? I mean, I would be worried about that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you won't even know it. Yeah, I have.

[Tom Griswold]

So again, the thrust of this news article was that you're not supposed to use your snooze.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you take a break? The thrust of the news article was your. They don't want you to use your snooze.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I. We were talking about. Josh was mentioning. He always feels tired ever since he started this job. We have to get up rather early.

[Chick McGee]

No, he said more than that. That. He said he's never felt right since he started this job.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Something's off. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess I'm supposed to apologize.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, not at all. It's just a drainage. Yeah, but I was also that way kind of in high school too where I. It just never made sense to me to get up that early to have to use our brains like that.

[Christy Lee]

Do you. Do you nap during the day?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, that would just mess me. Me up.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Also.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I take that back. Sometimes I will have a chair. A 20 minute chair nap where you.

[Christy Lee]

Fall asleep reading or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. And those always feel good.

[Tom Griswold]

But unless you're driving.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

You laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know, never hit this. By the way. Never hit the snooze alarm while driving. I think we can agree on that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Scientists say that's bad.

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to think of this thing and I. I just found the snooze story. There was a famous experiment called the Sifray cave experiment in which a French geologist. They lived in a cave in the French Alps for two months with no natural light, no clocks, no external cues of any kind. They wanted to see what the natural rhythms of the human body. How they would respond to that.

[Christy Lee]

So they had no light. They were in the dark for all that time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you pop up the cigarettes.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Now.

[Tom Griswold]

Good point. No, no. There was light, but they didn't. There was no ref.

[Christy Lee]

Sunlight.

[Tom Griswold]

No referen to what was happening up above.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

So they didn't know what time it was. Etc. They discovered that Their sleep wake cycle drifted. Sometimes they would do a 25 to 30 hour day. The the conclusion was the human internal clock is not tied to a 24 hour cycle. They the experiment was repeated in Texas in 1972. So it's interesting. So we don't necessarily have that the.

[Christy Lee]

24 hour thing is man made.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, kind of. I mean, but I don't know. I have a question that the doomsday clock, does that have a snooze button on it in case we get close? Yeah, I know we're getting pretty close.

[Chick McGee]

The doomsday machine.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh no. But yeah, I think I'm always tired too, Josh, so I think I know what you're talking about. Have you seen it?

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

There's also the aspect of that that you have to get up early and then be at your best and be relatively.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's something too.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's why thing in the morning.

[Josh Arnold]

I was furious in high school when the. I had to take the act and it was. It started like 8:00am Yeah. I was like, no, make this at 1:00pm I promise you I'm going to get a better score. I'd love to see studies on that, but who knows?

[Tom Griswold]

Alas. Yeah, we must push on. We have.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody makes sacrifices, don't they?

[Tom Griswold]

We have a Christie Lee. She's right over there at the Silac Insurance news desk. What else is happening?

[Christy Lee]

Well, a Detroit man is making news today. He's in custody after allegedly firing celebratory shots out the window of a rented Lamborghini while on his way to a wedding reception. According to a witness, the Lamborghini was driving along a highway and a passenger had a firearm in his hand and fired shots in the air. Authorities tracked this Lambo to a banquet hall and ultimately learned that the suspect, Hassan, they call him the rabbit remains bot was a member of the wedding party. He was arrested for reckless discharge of a firearm. Oh, and the Lamborghini, by the way, had been rented for the day from Dream Luxury Car Rentals for fifteen hundred dollars. These guys get screwed because it was seized as possible evidence of a crime.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy's a jacket.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. You can rent a Lamborghini for 1500? Apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

In Detroit.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

But I. If you're going to go to the trouble to rent a Lamborghini, who wants to go to a boring wedding? Don't you want to drive it around all day? I don't know. So I just have to decide if this guy's awesome or just a jackass.

[Josh Arnold]

A Jackass.

[Christy Lee]

Jackass.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Frat guy.

[Tom Griswold]

But they arrested the guy. That's.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you can't do that. Those bullets have to come down somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

Are you surprised?

[Tom Griswold]

How does that work exactly?

[Christy Lee]

A gravity. Have you ever heard of that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, if you shoot a gun up in the air. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

It comes back down. You hear about this all the time where they shoot guns in the air, celebrate, and people are killed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but are they killed because the bullet goes straight up and then back down?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Well, they. They are, but it comes down from it land somewhere, but it can't escape our ground, our atmosphere.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but wouldn't it just be like being hit by a rock?

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever dropped a penny off of. Didn't. Wasn't that the thing if you dropped a penny off of like the. It could kill Empire Town. Yeah. Empire State Building. It could kill you. So if it's a bullet.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it that high, though?

[Tom Griswold]

We have to reach.

[Chick McGee]

Know there's some guy out there who.

[Christy Lee]

Knows and understands and is yelling at us right now.

[Chick McGee]

Physics just. So what's gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

What's gonna kill more birds? Lambo guy shooting the gun in the air or throwing rice to the birds? And didn't they disprove that also? Wasn't there?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

All I know is if you can feed rice to birds and they'll explode. I would like to see it.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you really can with Alka Seltzer.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Come on, you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you. Are you at Ready's Art? You're supposed to. What are they throwing in low bunch bubbles Instead of.

[Josh Arnold]

What happens.

[Chick McGee]

What bird would I start with?

[Christy Lee]

Use butterflies.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you supposed to throw at weddings?

[Christy Lee]

We don't throw anything. Yeah, they release butterflies or they blow bubbles a lot of times.

[Chick McGee]

Bubbles. Bubbles.

[Josh Arnold]

I think bubbles are more fun than rice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot more fun. I remember reading about one where they did the butterfly thing and they were all dead inside the little cage.

[Josh Arnold]

That was me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I was at Me and my lady. We were just talking about this the other day. We were at an outdoor wedding in August. August. And they had fishbowls on all the tables with fish, but they all ended up frying. And then they had a butterfly release where we all had envelopes with butterflies and everyone opened theirs and they just fell on the ground.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think as the couple divorce yet they are.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, ladies and gentlemen, for those of you waiting for this, it's my pleasure to Introduce with the blowing bubbles joke. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Tom Griswold. Blowing bubbles.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this the Michael Jackson joke?

[Chick McGee]

There you go. This has been the blowing bubbles joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. So were there dead goldfish at each table?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, there were three floating goldfish on each table.

[Josh Arnold]

That. Leave those poor things out of it.

[Christy Lee]

My goodness gracious.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, if in case you're wondering the goldfish that I got two state fairs ago, I wasn't.

[Christy Lee]

But go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

It's in the dog room. Still alive. There were two. One of them still alive.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't replace the dead one with another one so they wouldn't know that the other one died.

[Tom Griswold]

I wanted to, but I was outvoted.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. At some point they.

[Christy Lee]

They gotta learn.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean I gotta learn?

[Christy Lee]

The fish die.

[Chick McGee]

I had a goldfish. My father. Father won him at a state fair. It lived for 96 years.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Our friend Ricky, remember he had that goldfish.

[Christy Lee]

That wasn't a goldfish.

[Tom Griswold]

He kept getting larger and larger tanks. He eventually kept it.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

He had a tanning bed salon, whatever it's called.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he. He had a tank like nine feet long and this huge fish in it. He'd got. He'd want it at the state fair as a little tiny.

[Jeff Oskay]

What was it, a koi fish?

[Christy Lee]

No, it was like. It was like a piranha kind of thing. No, it would eat cheeseburgers. I'm not lying.

[Chick McGee]

What? What?

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't it.

[Chick McGee]

And it was the most evil looking thing you've ever seen in your life.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now to clarify, it is an urban legend. Throwing rice does not kill birds. Ornithologists have debunked that myth.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then maybe they're back to throwing.

[Tom Griswold]

However, people are doing bubbles, bird seed confetti and flower petals.

[Josh Arnold]

Confetti's got to be the worst of all that.

[Christy Lee]

Trying to clean that up.

[Tom Griswold]

How about squirt guns? What do you think? Good idea.

[Jeff Oskay]

Be a real jerk. Throw glitter.

[Chick McGee]

What about squirt guns with disappearing ink in it? And then they think, oh, they stained my wedding dress. Stuff like that. I'm not sure if this red disappearing ink and you shoot a crotch with it. The bride. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Be better if the ink. The ink. Better if the ink appeared after a few minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You guys wonder why you didn't go to any of my weddings.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, none of us were invited.

[Christy Lee]

Why? I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I was. By the way, spot opened up for.

[Tom Griswold]

Now for your weddings. Do. Do you have a. A. A little tab on your computer where you just could have a click and just change the date. Like when a credit card expires, all.

[Jeff Oskay]

The guests get a punch.

[Christy Lee]

Funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Five more, they get a free sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

Once again. Once again.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Chick McGee]

The unaware of your own.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you laughing at, divorced pal? Once.

[Chick McGee]

So you're. You're two times better or three or how three times better?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, I don't have four divorces.

[Chick McGee]

Nine.

[Pat Godwin]

Not yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Like the Beach Boys in harmony. Can you say it again? Christy?

[Christy Lee]

I don't have four divorces.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Pat, you're supposed to take the whole.

[Chick McGee]

Here's Chrissy. Andy, husband. Yeah, give us time. What time is it before we get divorced? All right. Son of a man.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much for joining us. Oh, we're not done. We got more coming up. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lynn Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jeff O.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. I am Chick McGee. Hello. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, got an update for you.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Answering a couple different questions here. We had the story out of Detroit. I guess some guy rented a Lamborghini.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

He was part of a wedding party. He was shooting a gun into the air.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he was.

[Tom Griswold]

Was the guy's name Hassan? Rabbit Rabat.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Rabbit is his nickname. He was arrested. Arrested. And I was wondering, I was saying, is this guy awesome or is he a jackass? Well, apparently a jackass, because you guys were right. There are a lot of. Of deaths from this particular phenomenon. Because the bullets come back down.

[Christy Lee]

Well, duh. Evaporated in.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't believe you.

[Chick McGee]

We all told him that's what happens. He had to go to the Internet.

[Josh Arnold]

I was curious, too. I.

[Tom Griswold]

It just seems 48 people were killed. I'm sorry, 48 were injured. Eight were killed in Turkey in between 2014 and 2023 from this phenomenon.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

38 died in Greater Los Angeles between 85 and 92 from falling bullets. Falling bullets from. And in certain cultures, that's kind of a tradition.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

There were people in my county when I was growing up that would do it on New Year's Eve. And they finally had to come out and say, please don't shoot guns on New Year's Eve.

[Tom Griswold]

The CDC said an average of two deaths annually on New Year's Eve in the United States.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, by the way, can we. This is not going to be very popular, but is there any way we can curtail 4th of July fire fireworks at all? What, because of puppy dogs? Oh, yeah. No, no, not at all. Well, you're a psychotic when it comes to fireworks.

[Christy Lee]

Do your dogs not like fireworks?

[Chick McGee]

No, there's one that doesn't really.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I've lived through that. There's a way to calm them down and.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you'd want to drug them. Yeah, just stay.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to socialize your dogs to fireworks, is that right? Three times a week you have to shoot off.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. Let me get a pen. You say three times a week, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

So is five better?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, they found that. That could be too much.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Three times a week. Got it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Lm chase some Roman candles.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Okay. Bring them back.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes those videos out there of dogs, somebody lights a firework, the dog goes and grabs it runs off the Roman candle.

[Tom Griswold]

Is shooting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, certain places that are prone to fires will now do a lot of the things with the drones and stuff. The drones and. Yeah, that sort of thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think those. That's kind of cool.

[Josh Arnold]

They are cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But still, there is something about real fireworks. And by the way, I want a correction here. It was in Puerto Rico where they had the deaths from bullets in the air. And here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Puerto Rico LA. Kind of the same.

[Tom Griswold]

20, 23. Two men died in Michigan. Michigan. From celebratory gunfire. So it does happen.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm not. I'm not sure if they were shooting up or just they were shooting horizontally and some poor dude was standing there, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that would be different, though. We're trying to figure out the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, these are. These are primarily.

[Chick McGee]

What you're talking about is attempted murder.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but the shooting them up in the air has killed many people, according to.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

What a terrible way.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, just. We're standing out there enjoying a nice evening and all of a sudden you get a bullet through your skull.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, Yosemite Sam was never killed and he shot his guns up in the air all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Do you. Anybody else hear whistling? What the hell's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, now let's get back to the news desk with Christy Lee. She is right over there. I can see her.

[Christy Lee]

A Welsh woman celebrated her 102nd birthday with a male stripper. Recently, a so called butler in the buff.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Gwyneth Griffith's son, Peter told Wales Online that the last few years his mother's developed an appetite for fun and boldness. When it came time to plan her birthday celebrations at Hawthorne Court care home, the centenarian asked for a stripper. Photos show the butler wearing only a thong, a mini apron and bow tie while serving Ms. Griffith. That's a pink birthday cake.

[Chick McGee]

I do think the bow tie and no shirt is a great look.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I think that's very funny.

[Chick McGee]

Very funny.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Her son Peter said when she turned 100, she was one of the first people to receive a letter from the King. She just looked at it and said, oh, tell this.

[Chick McGee]

Elvis.

[Christy Lee]

No, the King of England. King Charles.

[Tom Griswold]

If you turn 100 in England, you get a personal letter from the King.

[Christy Lee]

Of England, King Charles.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you see that, right? He's sort of the Willard Scott.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sadly, one of his duties. Well, we don't let you decide public policy anymore. So you get to write letters to old ladies. You sit down, Chuck.

[Chick McGee]

What an embarrassment.

[Christy Lee]

Well, she looked at it and said, tell this. Can I say this word?

[Tom Griswold]

Tell this.

[Chick McGee]

Bastard.

[Christy Lee]

Bastard. I'm only 45. So stick this card up his arse.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Just recently, Peter tried again to remind his mother just how old she is.

[Josh Arnold]

Salty old bro.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait till you hear this one.

[Christy Lee]

When I went to see her the other day, I told her, ma' am, you're 101. You're turning 102 soon. And she said, no, I am not. Look at my vagina.

[Chick McGee]

Boobs.

[Christy Lee]

There's not a wrinkle. She used the T word though.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that's to her. That's to her son.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, to her son.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at my boobs. Not a wrinkle. You know, mom, no thanks.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't hit as hard as the T WOR coming from 102.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Like to hear that.

[Christy Lee]

Peter said his mom never used to curse or do anything so bombastic as her current annual antics.

[Josh Arnold]

Her brain is melting.

[Christy Lee]

He says it changes it due to dementia.

[Josh Arnold]

Bingo, bitches.

[Tom Griswold]

I got it. She's 102. I say, yeah, forget the thong.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Give her full dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Go have this guy dangle it right there.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that what Patton Oswald said in one of his standups? If you get to be the age of 100, you can commit murder legally?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. You're now can kill people?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what she is she putting those Werner's Werther's originals in his G string.

[Chick McGee]

There you go, Sonny.

[Pat Godwin]

I want your candy to be harder.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like to me everything hard.

[Chick McGee]

Don't. Never had a gummer.

[Tom Griswold]

I put your tip. Your tip is in my.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think of these?

[Pat Godwin]

In your face.

[Tom Griswold]

Your tip is in my will.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Get it when I'm dead, you know. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I'd like to encourage certain public radio stations from stopping those announcements. I don't really want to be reminded of my mortality.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, if you're gonna die, give us your money. Write your check now. No, thanks. That's a little depressing.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've started getting letters from funeral home at my house. Like they know something's up with me that I don't. Like, I'm like, what do you know? Like, do I need to be doing something?

[Christy Lee]

They've looked at the chart.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they're on my medical charts.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a sale this week.

[Christy Lee]

The act. Is it actuarial charts? Is that what it is? Yeah. So yeah, it's about time they can.

[Tom Griswold]

Give you the odds.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, there's growing interest in a new service out there where people are paid to cuddle strangers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is this. It's really like in Japan they were.

[Christy Lee]

Doing this and professional cuddlers say they provide emotional support and human connection in a platonic safe environment.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not?

[Chick McGee]

I worked for professional cuddlers there for a while. That was a real good.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't worry about that. Just I got rolos in my pockets.

[Chick McGee]

It's just. Just the tip.

[Christy Lee]

Possessions are often used to relieve stress or combat loneliness. Ms. Sammy Wood charges customers about $110 for one to one touch based therapy. 41 year old also runs Conscious Connected Touch which offers workshops priced at 20 to $30 that see up to 10 people in a cuddle puddle.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that increases your odds of the crabs.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're not naked.

[Chick McGee]

Is there more that implies moisture? A cuddle puddle. Right. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Swns, we have to realize we have needs about platonic touch. And I'm facilitating a safe space for that to happen. While not a replacement for therapy, proponents say it fits an overlooked need in modern life.

[Josh Arnold]

She's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

In that massage therapy is actually really important for some people to get to either get over a fear of touch or to get touch. But a group cuddle session seems I.

[Tom Griswold]

Like to do it individually when I'm doing it at the gas station on Friday nights. Starts at 11. Free cuddles with a fill up.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now if you have A happy ending. You give me a lottery, that's all I ask.

[Jeff Oskay]

I want to know what she charges to come and like swap me out for after the love making. I'm done. Now you can cuddle with her because I'm hot. I need a break for 10 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Just bring me a sandwich. I'll go watch ESPN. Right now I want to say hi to our friends at Java House. Java House is the latest. It's. This is a revolution in the world of coffee, etc. And it's of course the official coffee of the Bob and Tom Show. Java House. The official refreshments of the Bob and Tom show. I just made myself. You can see a little bit of it left a little tiny bit of blue fluid. That is a delightful hydration drink from Java House. Peel and pour is how it works. Let me see. Oh, here's a pod right here. It's about the size of one of those Keurig pods, except a couple different things. You don't put it in a machine.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

You just peel off the top and pour it in, add water and voila. As they say in. Or is it Spain or France? France. And you've got your. Well, this happens to be the cold brew Colombian medium roast. Amazingly smooth. So here's your coffee right there. You can do this at the office. You can have this in your car when you're on a vacation or driving around town or of course at the office. And they've got an interesting thing going on right now at Java House. They will, if you're lucky, come over and show your office how this works. Visit javahouse.com Click on the Java House for your office tab and sign up for a free in office demo and see if you're eligible. Once again, it's Javahouse.com the perfect solution for your office break room. You don't need a machine. You just take this, you peel it and you pour it. And like I said, hydration drinks. What else? Lattes, teas, coffee, of course. Even hot coast hot cocoa. Certain member of our staff enjoys the hot cocoa very much. I have been beating him up with us, so I'm not going to mention anything.

[Chick McGee]

Wolfs it right down, don't you, Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

I won't say who it is. That's java house java house.com. check it out and enjoy the, the, the ease of the peel and pour system that comes to you from Java House. Coming up, we have interesting things going on in the world, including a kind of a happy story about a lot lobster. Yeah, Sort of a sweet lobster story and a cool story about the newest Pixar movie which I'm really looking forward to seeing. And it sounds like it's, well, it's got, it's got a little something special. I'll put it that way. When we come back. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. The There's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Jeff Oskar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing just fine. Going through some mail. We'll get to this a little bit later on.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

We do have some exciting things in the news, including this with Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

New Jersey police have made an arrest in the theft of two irreplaceable instruments owned by members of the band Heart. The band was set to kick off an Evening with Hart tour at the Hard Rock Casino in Atlantic City when a custom baritone Telecaster guitar and a vintage 1966 Gibson EM50 mandolin were stolen. Atlantic City police say surveillance video initially led them to a 57 year old Pleasantville man. He was later seen walking through various parts of the city trying to sell the instruments. He eventually sold one. The other one remains unaccounted for.

[Chick McGee]

Want to buy a mandolin?

[Christy Lee]

That'd be hard to sell, wouldn't it? No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh man. You know, mandolin played properly.

[Christy Lee]

Hart has offered a reward for the information leading to the instruments return.

[Tom Griswold]

This is in New Jersey.

[Christy Lee]

Atlantic City. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So he was arrested in his currently being fitted for a nice pair of concrete shoes. You know, you do not want to be stealing.

[Chick McGee]

So even the cops in New Jersey.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Swift justice.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And how can people be so stupid? There are cameras everywhere. Now.

[Christy Lee]

I don't if they were really intelligent, would they be criminals?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure there's some very intelligent criminals.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm you hate to see this happen. I wonder if they were, were they just sitting on stage getting ready to for the after the show that evening?

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea. Maybe they were in the back of a van. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

This is one of the advantages though of being one of these boy bands.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Or you don't have.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no instruments to steal.

[Chick McGee]

Singing, just sing.

[Tom Griswold]

Just don't steal the digital recording.

[Christy Lee]

Now some of the boys band boy bands have a live band on stage. They sing along they do? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Better, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but the boy bands aren't playing the instruments, are they, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Which is fine. I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you. What? Yeah. That's not at all what you just said.

[Christy Lee]

No, that isn't what you just said.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just said if you're going to be. If you're. If you're a boy band, the advantage is you don't have instruments to steal because you don't play them. They're. Except Three Dog Night. I guess you could say they were a boy band right before.

[Chick McGee]

Before boy bands were cool. The three. Three singers.

[Tom Griswold]

Three singers. None of those guys played instruments on stage, did they?

[Chick McGee]

Just an old fashioned love song. Play it on the radio.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good song.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we had some great songs. They're on tour. This.

[Chick McGee]

Wash Away my troubles.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to eat no Shambala.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you heart. Funny song guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You hard.

[Pat Godwin]

It says there's a cus. It was a. It's still a custom baritone Telecaster guitar. You ever hear that?

[Tom Griswold]

That? No.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was a Barracuda.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's why you brought that up.

[Josh Arnold]

Why did I.

[Pat Godwin]

A long way to go.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I enjoyed that very much. I didn't know you were. You were going.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Pixar's bringing back a fan favorite in its next feature. Elio the animated film.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Elio or Elliot?

[Christy Lee]

Eliot. Eliot.

[Tom Griswold]

So like Castro, Nevis or Helio, the.

[Christy Lee]

Animated film will include a blooper reel during the end credits.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

I love.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like bloopers. Real.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're cartoons.

[Tom Griswold]

They did that with What?

[Christy Lee]

Toy Story 2.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Bugs, Life.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really.

[Christy Lee]

Pixar hasn't done it in more than two decades. The last time it was in Toy Story 2.

[Tom Griswold]

I love those in general. I mean, when they did that on Schindler's List, I thought it was important.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. Elio tells the story of alien obsessed 11 year old Eliot Solas, who's abducted by intergalactic beings and accidentally becomes Earth's official ambassador. It's set to open on June 20th.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder how that ends. And we all learned a little something.

[Christy Lee]

That's going to be a sweet little movie.

[Tom Griswold]

They're. They have very few misses. There are a lot of really good movies.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can you imagine if they really did have a blooper? Well, this blooper cost $92 million, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

The incorrect drawing and animating of this.

[Chick McGee]

If you look closely, a wiseacre spelled the F word in some curtains.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be funny. Or if they had, like, an offset diva. You know, one of the. One of the characters when they're not on camera. Is this impossible Diva?

[Chick McGee]

What is that from Lion King? They spelled out sex and the stars or clouds penis or something really weird.

[Christy Lee]

That was a little Mermaid.

[Pat Godwin]

Little Mermaid penis in there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You have a song for us, Pat? We haven't heard about a penis today. No, no. About anything.

[Chick McGee]

No, not at all.

[Pat Godwin]

Brand new and out of the blue.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

I dare you.

[Pat Godwin]

No need to cuss. No setup required. No assembly required.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, let's hear it. Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

1, 2, 3, 4.

[Pat Godwin]

My son is 14. He may not make it to 15. He's getting hair on under his arms and quiet me. I remember back when he was my best friend? He was such a sweetheart Riding with me in the go kart. Now he never showers and I have to make him brush his teeth. His unmade bed, well, I'm afraid look underneath. He won't empty the trash can.

[Tom Griswold]

Grunts like.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a caveman. His hair's the messiest I've ever seen. I don't like 14. He won't leave his room now Always on his devices Playing video games, watching YouTube and various vices. He refuses to go to the pool since hanging out with me ain't cool if that door is locked, I'd sure as hell better knock? Cause my son is 14 now I'm in my 60s. I ask him when I'm gone, are you gonna miss me? He shouts, what did you say? With a look that says, go away. Oh, what's a dad to do? Friends say I gotta wait till he's nice again. At 22, my son is 14.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, and I'm glad you had the hair in the armpits. Yeah, Good call.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm sure he probably has hair down there, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I know, but he didn't incorporate into the song.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't though, did you? Piglet right up. 19, 20 years old.

[Tom Griswold]

Just go around the horn. First pubic hair. Age. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm come from. I come from a hairy bunch. I'm going to say 11, 12.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Freshman year. I think that's the first time a shower at school. And I had. I had. I held up my own end as far as pubic hair goes. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, first air pubic hair.

[Tom Griswold]

11Th grade.

[Chick McGee]

Probably Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

12, 13.

[Chick McGee]

Somewhere around there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That early?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we should probably just leave it right there and not go to the distaff side.

[Christy Lee]

12.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I was. Did. Was. I didn't expect 12.

[Christy Lee]

12 or 13.

[Chick McGee]

Did you wonder what the hell it was?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I. I expanded quickly on top and then. Oh, what's that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what's that?

[Tom Griswold]

No. No one. Had you never seen your mom?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. I have pictures. You know that they're. They're. They're black and white.

[Chick McGee]

Christy. No.

[Pat Godwin]

She was hot.

[Chick McGee]

Christie gets up upset about this, but her mother and I used to date and she doesn't like it when I mention it. And as a matter of fact, she could be my daughter, but that would be a. She was very. She was very caring. Giving up. Lover. She was amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I blame myself. If you're just joining us.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you?

[Chick McGee]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly auto part students. Happy to be here. I thought we would do something since Josh has been gone.

[Christy Lee]

Since you've been gone.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought perhaps we could revisit a couple of stories that he missed.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

In case I thought for sure some history would play.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did. Well, we missed it. We missed our window.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I suppose we could do a combination of today and yesterday. Would that make you happy?

[Chick McGee]

Today and yesterday in history, including some stories Josh might have missed. Yesterday, tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I gotta find it. Here, let's see. That's not. Not it. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I wasn't prepared for this.

[Tom Griswold]

I was. I've lost my thing here.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's not your fault. It's a computer.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I might have ditched it.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't we do the other thing first?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I can't seem to find it now. Josh, you were fishing. I never did ask. How did it go? Did you catch any cool fish?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, caught. We. The fishing was real good. Very productive.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't I hear like 50 fish or something?

[Christy Lee]

30.

[Josh Arnold]

We had a 30 bass day. Yeah. Caught a walleye. And that didn't include the catfish. Walleye, wow. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you eat a lot of it?

[Josh Arnold]

White bass? No, no. None of it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

We were all catch and release.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We told you a couple of the ones you missed. We told you about the cicadas at Kings island, which I loved. We had another one of those naked bike rides. The city of Philadelphia famous for that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In America. This was in London. The naked bike ride. It's called the bear as you dare, celebrating body positive positivity. And it would appear from the photographs that there were mostly guys, of course. But they were wearing helmets and shoes. Yeah, helmets and shoes.

[Christy Lee]

All that's.

[Tom Griswold]

It has to be odd when they dismount.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And for the guys, I don't know where everything kind of sits.

[Christy Lee]

Well, one of the guys had a backpack, remember? Oh, you mean where. Where is Saxon? Yeah, yeah, I thought you meant where his stuff sits.

[Chick McGee]

If you were exceptionally gifted, wouldn't you have to make an allowance for your.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you have to get up. You have to have a sock, tie things up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I wouldn't like lay over the seat or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I hit the spokes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, does it hurt to sit on it?

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah. You ever sit on your testicle? Well, you haven't, of course, but.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean, how do you ride a bike then?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you get all the job. Bike shorts or.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I wondered about that you arranged before you said.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the famous photograph of? Are the guys in bike shorts?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And all their junk is highly visible. It's like a team shot.

[Chick McGee]

I think Christy has it in her bedroom.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, you missed. I don't know if you saw about this. The Bonnaroo Festival had to be canceled.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sam was down there. But they had so much rain right after the first night. They had a couple shows and then they had to cancel. Cancel it. So a real drag for the folks that drove from all over the country to attend that thing. But the campgrounds look like swamps and rivers. Certainly. Certainly no fun. We had a. Interesting story about a car collision, actually a truck. A guy had rented a Mustang convertible and he ran into a truck full of liquid manure. Manure. It had to be in a convertible though, by the way. This was in Wisconsin. The man was treated for a broken finger.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

But no, no serious damage done to this poor, poor dude. And the. My favorite story from yesterday was the major league baseball bat retrieving dog. He.

[Chick McGee]

Bruce.

[Tom Griswold]

Bruce is the name of the dog. 20 month old golden retard retriever. And he actually, before the Washington Nationals game, he went out and retrieved a bat. He didn't. Didn't get to do the whole game, sure. But a good looking dog. And there was no problem with infield crouching, if you know what I'm saying.

[Chick McGee]

There was one that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, were you here for the letter we got? Christie had mentioned that her dogs always follow her into the toilet.

[Christy Lee]

Always.

[Tom Griswold]

And we got an interesting letter from a guy. He wanted to know, know if, in their honor, if when Christy goes into the toilet, does she spin around three.

[Josh Arnold]

Times I was here before.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, maybe, but maybe you'd miss that. I really appreciated that. Coming up, I'll try to find my history lesson.

[Christy Lee]

For that we have time to do this story. This is a cool story. A restaurant on Long island has returned a massive 110-year-old lobster to the ocean.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

The lobster, known as Lorenzo was spared from the dinner table by Peter's Clam Bar in Hampstead. Marine experts say lobsters can live over a century and releasing older specimens like Lorenzo helps sustain wild populations. Peter's Clam Bar and Hempstead mark National Lobster Day and Father's Day by releasing the ancient 21 pound lobster back into the ocean.

[Chick McGee]

Peter's Clam Bar, how can I help you?

[Tom Griswold]

The rest of the lobster. Lobster family. Look at the size.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The rest of his family released into to ocean of butter.

[Chick McGee]

Old iron britches.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't. Wouldn't really old lobster taste worse.

[Chick McGee]

It would be tough.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that. I think the bigger they are.

[Josh Arnold]

Bigger.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. The diminishing return.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

110.

[Christy Lee]

According to Butch Yamali, owner of Peter's Clam Bar, Lorenzo, quote, just kind of slipped through the cracks and ended up in our tank free years. What? You walked by him, didn't notice him? He's been in there for all these years. Come on.

[Chick McGee]

It's a happy accident.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He's going to be missed, but I think it's better like this. Mr. Yamali said if he passed away here, it wouldn't be a good thing. And I didn't have the heart to sell him.

[Chick McGee]

So when lobsters died, they roll over on their back and with their claws up in the air in the tank like goldfish do.

[Tom Griswold]

The one, the one that I had. The crayfish did that?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Your crayfish died?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Crayfish is a pet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, for a while.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he did have them for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I. I went and bought the big tank, the whole deal. It was one of those things that you're at school and they gave the thing to. Each of the kids got a crayfish and. But I went, I went and I got this huge tank and kept it going. I was very pleased and I thought he was getting bored, so I went to the fish store and I said, are there any kinds of fish I can put in. In there that'll, you know, be okay? And he goes, well, you can put these in. I'll probably eat them. So I bought a dozen of these feeder fish and I put them in there and I went up the next day and four of them had been eaten and Then a couple days later, I went up there and he was dead, so. Oh, he overrated me. Yeah, I shouldn't have put the other fish in, but, yeah, when he was dead, he was upside down. So what's the name of this joint again, by the way?

[Christy Lee]

Peter's Clam Bar.

[Chick McGee]

Owned by a guy named Thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Guy named Bush.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wow. That's next to a gay bar, actually. Yeah, Clams Peter Bar. They're owned by the same family. This portion of the Bob and Time show, we'll switch gears here. It's brought to you by the Silac Insurance Company. As most of you know, the stock market. Up, down, up, down, down, down, down, down, up. A little bit down. You don't want to have to rely on that when it comes to your retirement retirement money. This is where something called an annuity comes into play. You can counter that volatility of the stock market, et cetera, et cetera, with an annuity. Get the details from the annuity experts at the Silac Insurance Company. So you're not stressing about having your retirement money run out. And by the way, with an annuity from Silac, you can't outlive your money. So see what I'm talking about? Visit the Silac folks by going to silacins.com. that's S I L, A C.

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[Ace Cosby]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. 1, 2, 3, 4, 567-67-8912, 3 4, 5, 6 7.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've got Raging.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Jeff Hosk, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're going to kind of do a little fudging on the dates in history today.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? What. What date? Are we going to use all week or all the beats?

[Tom Griswold]

Tuesday, More or less today?

[Chick McGee]

More. More or less.

[Tom Griswold]

More or less today in history.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. I'm gonna. I'm gonna give you a little hint. Christy Lee, you ready?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now this is a little going to be kind of technical here, so bear with me for just a second. This may or may not be.

[Chick McGee]

Does it have an audio clue? Is that what we're.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Is this helping?

[Christy Lee]

No. What's. Ask a question.

[Chick McGee]

What is this, some Shakespeare thing or bassoon, Right. Is it a base music? Is it an oboe?

[Tom Griswold]

Let me. Anybody? Anybody?

[Chick McGee]

Is it some weird Miles Davis thing?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's one of the most famous pieces in history.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is it George Gershwin?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, that's a good. That has that great clarinet intro. Yeah, that is Igor Stravinsky.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, yeah. The big eye. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Of spirit. Spring. I prefer the left of spring. I don't know about you guys, that's much, much more interesting. I got a couple good laughs in it.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you mean right like R I, T, E, not right like rgh, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? All these years.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, all these years. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Igor's. Happy birthday, igor. Born in 1882. And in spite of his hunchback, he was able to right all those great tunes. Barry Manilow, his birthday. Turning 82.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Written some great songs, also some famous commercial jingles. And he is that. What's that one song? Can't Smile without you. Oh, you like that one? Like you like. I like the one about the stabbing at the coast. Copa Cabana. Joe Piscopo, very funny guy back in the day, certainly. And one of the stars of Johnny Dangerously, an underrated movie with Griffin Dunn. But. And he does a hell of a Sinatra impression.

[Christy Lee]

Love the Griffin. Done.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my favorite actors, Thomas Hayden Church, he's the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy, here we go. I bet you're going to mention the movie Sideways.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Love that movie. Love that movie. And he was. He's also. He was on. What was that, Wings?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg Kinnear, very fine.

[Christy Lee]

Love Greg Kinnear.

[Tom Griswold]

Lots of great movies. Yeah, he's been. Lots of really good ones.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think he accidentally walked up to a lot of people? Greg Kinnier, I'll go away. Kenny, come here.

[Tom Griswold]

Will Forte, what was his specialty, ironically, did a lot of. Wrote a lot of wills in his day.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Luke Bryan, Happy birthday. Venus Williams, born in 1980 and now in the realm of things that were accomplished. Charles Goodyear obtained the first patent for the rubber.

[Chick McGee]

Not just any rubber.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1837.

[Chick McGee]

Vulcanized rubber from the planet Vulcan.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Spock came up with Mr. Spock's grandfather. Actually.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1885 in the state. The Statue of Liberty arrived in New York City.

[Chick McGee]

Just the head. I thought.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't it? And then like 200 containers or something crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

A bunch of different pieces. There's. There are famous photographs of it on the deck of the ship.

[Chick McGee]

The body. Yeah. The body.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it all on the same ship?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so. I think we're on. On a couple different ships.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. But in our lifetime we've seen it completely refurbished. It looks great. You've ever been out there?

[Christy Lee]

You ever climbed up it?

[Tom Griswold]

I have.

[Christy Lee]

I have fainted twice. Fainted.

[Chick McGee]

Just because the emotion. The. The America.

[Christy Lee]

When I was in fifth grade. I'll never forget it. It was so hot and cramped. Because back then you could go all the way up to the crown. I didn't make it.

[Tom Griswold]

You used to be able to go up to the torch.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear that? Tom? She fifth grade. She faded and had cramps.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty early.

[Christy Lee]

Did have the cramps.

[Tom Griswold]

But you see the movie the Saboteur.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Robert Cummings. The saboteur. Hitchcock. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Great ending.

[Christy Lee]

Does he go up in the torch?

[Tom Griswold]

He's on the statue. It's so great.

[Chick McGee]

They hang from it at one point.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really cool. But a great Statue of Liberty. Liberty scene. Now I think this may be disputed in 1939. The last use of the guillotine in public in France.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was much later.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Me too. I thought it was in the 70s.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say 80. I want to say 1980.

[Tom Griswold]

This may not be correct because we looked it up one day and I thought it was much more recent. And then this one I think you'll get. I'll give this one to you, Josh. I think you'll get this one. In 1970 this was what was patented by a guy named Edwin Land.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

The Polaroid Land camera.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Before my time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I think. Certainly a pivotal moment in the world of perversion. With instant photography in everyone's hands.

[Chick McGee]

You could send people. People pictures.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You could. You didn't have to go through the process of sending them to a developing studio where you might be turned into the police.

[Chick McGee]

What was the. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did they do that? Really?

[Chick McGee]

Was that the process? When you had questionable pictures? The developer would just call the Cops and come get you.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it still is.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

If you come across certain types of photographs, I think you are obligated to call the police. I'm pretty sure about.

[Chick McGee]

Well, only.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but back then it was just. Even if it was of your wife. Right. I mean, they. If they were just naked, Right? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And only the best photos I'd come across, I can tell you that. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever have a Polaroid camera?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember they had one called the Swinger?

[Chick McGee]

I. I had the swinger with the.

[Christy Lee]

Tube of goo and the little wristlet that you could carry it around.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I wonder if. Did they see any. The provocative nature of calling it the Swinger. Do they know that people are going to be taking that thing and see.

[Christy Lee]

I was a kid, so in my head it was because you could swing on your arm because you had the little wristlet.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember in the. Had that goop looked like the stuff they. They put Spam in.

[Chick McGee]

It's not true. It was some sort of fixing solution that helped the.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but it was that same consistency. It was a sort of gooey, gelatinous in a stick.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have any Polaroid in your possession right now?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh, wait a minute. Yes, I do. I forgot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I ran across some the other day.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it's. It's also made a little bit of a comeback.

[Chick McGee]

Has anyone here in this room ever met a certain swinger? Any swingers?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You got. And aren't they the nicest people?

[Josh Arnold]

They were very nice, aren't they?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a swingers party at a show once.

[Chick McGee]

Very kind. Very giving.

[Tom Griswold]

Very giving.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, all right.

[Chick McGee]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they invite you over?

[Josh Arnold]

No, they were having just a swingers night out. I don't know if they were all going back to a place afterwards or not, but.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was it the one in Iowa?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was in Indiana.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And lastly, this is hard to believe. 1994, the O.J. simpson Ford Bronco chase.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Oh, boy. Drinking out of the giant shell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Right away you knew. Right away you knew he knew he was innocent. Everybody does Fling the police with a bag of cash.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And a disguise. Yeah. Okay. And the Broncos back and more awesome than ever. They finally brought it back. And OJ's back. Have you seen the preview?

[Chick McGee]

Hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

For the forthcoming, so funny Naked Gun. What's it called? Called the.

[Chick McGee]

Just Naked Gun.

[Tom Griswold]

The new movie. It's Liam Neeson, Frank Drebin Jr. Oh, there's a great. There's a great O.J. simpson scene in the. In the preview. Right now we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

What a goal.

[Chick McGee]

With that cannon of the left foot. I'll leave it at 1. Never miss a game.

[Christy Lee]

What a start for the United States.

[Chick McGee]

Shot for distance. What a goal. Never miss a moment.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Ace Cosby]

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