The BOB & TOM Show - June 18, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – June 18, 2026

Podcast Summary

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Overview

This June 18, 2026 episode of The BOB & TOM Show features the longstanding cast's signature blend of comedy, unscripted banter, oddball news, sports talk, musical interludes, and listener interaction. The show traverses topics from turtle biology and unintended wildlife encounters, to the intricacies of naming giraffes, the evolution of classic rock tours, quirky viral food trends, and the introduction of robot toilets. Throughout, the hosts (Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Ace Cosby, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Al Jackson, and Jeff Oskay) maintain their irreverent and quick-witted tone, riffing on each other's quirks and on the day’s news cycles.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Opening Banter, Musical Parody, and Turtle Talk

• [01:21] Ace Cosby debuts a tongue-in-cheek original song, Turtles and Whores, drawing surreal comparisons between turtles and sex workers, setting a playful, absurdist tone.
• [03:38] The cast launches into a debate over turtles vs. tortoises:
  • Biology, relatedness, and whether they can "bang and have babies".
  • Christy Lee: "Tortoises land, turtles in the water."
  • Chick McGee: "They're shell based crustaceans." [03:53]
  • Pat Godwin and Al Jackson clarify the differences.

Memorable Moment:

• Christy confesses to accidentally running over a turtle, sparking sympathetic and comic reactions.

  "My daughter Sophie and I thought it was…a block of wood. It squirted out of its shell and hit a tree. …Well, I went by there later—not a block of wood." — Christy Lee [05:24–06:02]

• Tom recounts nervously helping a large turtle across the road and jokes about turtle syphilis.

  "Of course I sanitized because aren't they full of... What are they, syphilis or something?" — Tom Griswold [06:42]

• Promises of a "happy turtle story" to come.

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2. Animal News & Giraffe Naming

• [07:31; 155:30–163:41] Preview and later return to:
  • A happy turtle story featuring Jonathan the Tortoise, the "world’s oldest living land animal" (194 years old), plus humorous riffing about his longevity and possible sexuality.
  • The Fort Worth Zoo invites the public to vote on a new giraffe calf’s name (options: Kumi, Honey, Iris). The cast makes fun of the limitations:

    "These are not funny giraffe names. You want Jack Neckerson, not Kumi." — Tom Griswold [161:45–162:04]

  • Giraffe-related puns and suggestions ("Ascot", "Necky Glazer", "Long Tall Sally").

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3. Sports & Pop Culture

Soccer/World Cup Coverage

• [10:39; 52:12; 56:48] Chick provides comedic sports updates, including:
  • The ongoing FIFA World Cup, high US TV ratings (27.5 million).
  • Discussion of "Dick Advocate," a World Cup coach whose name leads to a thread of jokes.
  • Noting unusual performances/fan behavior (Norwegian fans "rowing" on an escalator).

Classic Rock Tours & Music Tangents

• [31:37; 32:03; 37:47] Tom discusses touring bands like the Beach Boys, Grand Funk, The Association, and more. A deep dive into their songs ensues, including:
  • Play-alongs and "sing-along" debates about The Vogues ("Five O’Clock World").
  • Christy and Tom reminisce about seeing the Happy Together Tour; discussions on the lifespan of such bands.

Movie Talk

• [09:05] Banter about movie theaters, lack of phone booths (from "Phone Booth"), and musings on attending children’s movies as adults.

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4. Listener Mail and Domestic Anecdotes

• [15:59] Readings of listener emails lead to new conversations:
  • Car nostalgia (Studebaker Golden Hawk, "most of these cars could pass as new designs" observation).
  • Listener shares photo of a home urinal; Tom describes his own, complete with "Stanley Kubrick vibes" and a photo above it, leading to a running joke about strange bathroom decor.

Memorable Quote:

"Nothing wakes me up like putting my face against piss pipes." — Christy Lee, mockingly [29:30]

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5. Life Hacks, Product Reviews, and Domestic Humor

Bug-A-Salt & Waffle Iron Hacks

• [26:03; 121:02] Tom obsesses over "Bug-A-Salt" fly shooter guns, exploring regular vs. CO2 models, and taking listener input.
• Food trend: pan-frying Krispy Kreme donuts for a crème brûlée effect; debate over "content creator" legitimacy and waffle iron use for creative cooking.

Social Media & Dating Lingo

• [89:00] "Kitten fishing", the new "catfishing" term for smaller online dating lies; hosts debate the universality of little white lies in dating bios. "Goblintimacy" (oversharing on first dates) gets mentioned.

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6. Guest Appearance: Al Jackson's Lingo Lessons

• [127:22]
  • "LMP" = Like My Page/Post [130:33]
  • "Buns" = Something bad/pathetic ("That meal was buns.") [134:02]
  • "Spiral Posting" = Posting long, defeatist/angry rants online ("emotional spiraling") [135:19]
  • Historical chatroom lingo: "ASL" (age/sex/location), "DTF" (down to fuck).
• Al, on assignment in Illinois, shares a warmhearted perspective on school resource officers and less-inspiring school bus drivers.

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7. Tech Oddities & Future News

Robot Toilets

• [148:00] Introduction of the autonomous AI-powered mobile toilet "Xiaoban Smart Toilet":
  • Rolls to users, self-cleans, plugs into home plumbing.
  • Hosts riff on possible festival/gaming/eldercare uses and invent joke product names ("C3PU", "Uber Shats", etc.).
  • Price: $13,000, complete with UV sanitizing and odor control.

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8. Virality & Internet Oddities

Romeo and Juliet—With Cat

• [122:54] Ballet performance in Turkey interrupted by an orange cat, who interacts with the "dead" Romeo. Compatible reactions:

  "Not hilarious, mildly amusing at best." — Christy Lee [123:54]

Field Trip Archaeology

• [151:24] Norwegian boy Henrik finds a well-preserved Viking sword on a class field trip, and the show speculates on how treasure finds are handled by governments.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• "My favorite turtle. This turtle is badass." — Chick McGee [04:44]
• "I actually got out of my car and picked up a bigger than a frisbee sized turtle and took it to the side of the road." — Tom Griswold [06:24]
• "If you want to share a letter or comment, our email is [e-mail]." — Josh Arnold [34:59]
• "I like Sam Rockwell. He's very good." — Christy Lee, after being compared visually to Jeff Oskay [46:50]
• "National Go Fishing Day … or as true fishermen call it, 'oh, great, look at people.'" — Christy Lee [47:21]
• "Gen Zers eating ass. … Culinary trends have changed." — Pat Godwin, performing an updated novelty song [68:45]
• "All Pat said was, 'I've got something special.' I don’t know. Pat, take it from here." — Tom Griswold [68:19]
• "Tom, you have never been that relatable to start with — and it’s only getting worse." — Chick McGee criticizing Tom’s home urinal and quirks [29:50]
• "I'm not a content creator. I'm an angry white guy." — Tom Griswold, on viral donut fry trends [121:49]
• "Do you name yours C3PU?" — Christy Lee, about robot toilets [150:14]
• "Nothing wakes me up like putting my face against piss pipes." — Christy Lee [29:30]
• "If you have a barn, this might apply to you…" — Tom Griswold shifting abruptly from giraffes to mortgage refinancing [59:01]

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Additional Highlights/Threads

• Frequent riffing about Tom's odd habits, from wallet cleaning to letter-writing to his daughters at camp, including the poetry struggles and advice against expressing homesickness ("don't say 'we miss you'").
• Periodic musical detours: vintage bands, sound quality at The Sphere, "sing-along" debates, and Grizzled Tom’s reviews of new and old tours.
• Running gags on old sitcom actors (Larry Storch, F Troop), school bus experiences (legendary driver "Buck"), and the contrast between contemporary and classic slang.
• End of episode: Sphere’s upcoming Rocky Horror Picture Show event; Christy’s wish for immersive props; wrap-up with a joke about naming the giraffe "Necky Glazer".

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Time | Segment | |----------|------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:21 | Ace Cosby’s “Turtles and Whores” song, turtle/tortoise debate | | 05:24 | Christy’s turtle story | | 06:24 | Tom’s heroic turtle rescue | | 10:39 | Soccer/World Cup, “Dick Advocate” jokes | | 15:59 | Listener mail, car nostalgia, home urinals | | 26:03 | Bug-A-Salt fly gun obsession | | 31:37 | Classic rock tours, musical tangents | | 37:47 | “Five O'Clock World” sing-along debate | | 47:21 | National Go Fishing Day humor segment | | 52:12 | World Cup results and TV ratings | | 68:45 | Pat Godwin’s “Gen Zers Eating Ass” parody song | | 89:00 | Kitten fishing/dating term debate | | 127:22 | Al Jackson’s slang segment (LMP, buns, spiral posting) | | 148:00 | Robot toilets “Xiaoban Smart Toilet” segment | | 151:24 | Six-year-old finds Viking sword | | 155:30 | Giraffe baby naming survey/mocking the options | | 161:45 | Casts’ preferred giraffe names; puns and punchlines | | 162:05 | Jokes about giraffe single parenthood |

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Podcast Tone & Language

The tone is consistently comedic, offbeat, and conversational, marked by the hosts’ comfort riffing on each other's tastes, tangents, and gaffes. The language is casual, sometimes brash, and full of playful teasing. The show balances punchy observational humor with genuine affection, occasional adult content, and spontaneous reactions to the day’s news oddities.

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For New Listeners

This episode showcases The BOB & TOM Show’s ability to alchemize mundane news, old memories, and fleeting trends into running gags, irreverent comedy, and friendly in-jokes. Even listeners unfamiliar with specific references will find the tone accessible, as the cast weaves classic pop culture, sports, animal stories, and newfangled lingo into a seamless radio comedy hangout.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Ace Cosby]

They both make a living in their bare feet Catching one is like a treat and they both hang out right there by the shell. They both walk slow at a simple pace Both afraid to show their face but only one has a built in place to hide Turtles and whores Turtles and whores, I love them Turtles and horse. They both advertise a little tail move so much they never get mail. They both go by the same nickname Snapper, Snapper. Daddy never told about the birds and bees but always talked about both these and made it only one was fit to eat. Turtles and whores, yeah, turtles and whores, I love them.

[Chick McGee]

Turtles and horse, Turtles and hoes.

[Ace Cosby]

Now if you catch one, here's some advice. One is dirty and the other ain't nice. Stay polite and always walk up from behind. Make small talk, Never let them see fair don't work alone Just bait or bear and when you're done just drop them by the river. Turtles and horse, Turtles and horses Caught both while fishing. I'm always on the mission and they both hate the kitchen turtles at home.

[Chick McGee]

Hello there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello there.

[Chick McGee]

From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Oh, she's already pissed.

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying. You have no idea what I'm dealing with.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, good luck.

[Chick McGee]

Godspeed, everyone. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy at the new desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin at the music desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, buddy. There's Josh Arnold. Hi there. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Thomas Griswold, pig of the woods.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Oh, I'm so excited. We had a little bit of turtles music there.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

And I bring it up because we have a turtle in the news today.

[Chick McGee]

Big time turtle poking its head. Or an actual turtle.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? I never was good at biology and stuff. Is a tortoise a turtle?

[Christy Lee]

Tortoises and turtles. One gets in the water and one stays on the land tortoises. Land tortoises land turtles in the water.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're kind of related.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, they're kind of related.

[Chick McGee]

They're shell based crustaceans.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? Shell based?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'd say they're very related.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like alligator straw and crocodiles. I don't distinction, but I don't think

[Chick McGee]

a turtle who primarily. Well, a turtle can't breathe it water, though it doesn't have gills. Right?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

There are people out there who are really smart and just enjoy these conversations.

[Christy Lee]

And a tortoise can't wax your car.

[Chick McGee]

But I don't think a tortoise and a turtle can bang and have babies.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't think so either.

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

But a mule and a tortoise.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nobody.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody's worried about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, they can. They can.

[Chick McGee]

Mule and a turtle.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is it a horse?

[Christy Lee]

No, we don't like to talk about how those things can breed.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, good. Now, so the ergo, the intro there with the music and something. And something.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad I saw the story because my favorite turtle. This is the story.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite.

[Al Jackson]

This.

[Chick McGee]

This turtle is badass.

[Tom Griswold]

And there is. And there's a side story to that story.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That I did not give you that. I will.

[Christy Lee]

All right. It's already a mess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think we're in good shape.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I could ruin this whole conversation.

[Chick McGee]

Please do. I'm 68 and I can't imagine how. How a tortoise who's really old, how tired he is.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. The dream crusher wants to say something.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Ran over a turtle the other day.

Oh, boy, man.

[Chick McGee]

Did you mean to.

[Christy Lee]

No, I didn't mean to. I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I can.

[Christy Lee]

I thought I can make it better. My daughter Sophie and I thought it was first of all, a guy turned right in front of me. You know how they just decided at the last minute?

Well, he decided not to hit the turtle, didn't he?

Well, I decided, yeah, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He was a good Samaritan, a humanitarian, a decent human being.

[Pat Godwin]

He Thought he wasn't talking, putting makeup on.

[Christy Lee]

No, I wasn't. I took a hard turn to the right and hit. I thought. I go, oh, Sophie, I think it was just a block of wood.

Yeah, a block of wood squirts out of its shell and hits a tree.

Mom, that was a turtle. I go, no, it wasn't. It was a block of wood. In my head, it was a block of wood. Well, I went by there later.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a block of wood.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I guess we're done. And pick up the show from there, if it'll make you any happy.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure it was a nasty snapping turtle. It was pretty big, so you know that.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the thing? You're supposed to steer them toward the water or something.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they can find water.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think he was crossing the street to get to a pond on the other side. I know he was.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, in any event, you don't know.

[Chick McGee]

We might have been going to the liquor stores.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrified as I am of reptiles and other things like that, I actually got out of my car and picked up a bigger than a frisbee sized turtle and took it to the side of the road.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's nice.

Well, it's good it wasn't a snapping turtle.

[Pat Godwin]

Be careful.

[Chick McGee]

Did he look at you?

[Christy Lee]

And you take your hand on the back, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

I did it as quickly as humanly possible. Of course I sanitized because aren't they full of. What are they, syphilis or something?

[Chick McGee]

Did he look at you and say, it took me half a week to get to the middle of the road.

[Ace Cosby]

What's the deal?

[Tom Griswold]

I took him the way he was walking.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

Oh, you did?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So he was walking toward the canals.

[Christy Lee]

This guy didn't stand a chance. He was walking on a busy road.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God love him.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's pretty much taking all the joy out of living. You did. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

I almost did a raccoon this morning. I did not.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we could do this all day.

[Chick McGee]

No, they're. They're not any good. Those raccoons, they got thumbs. They have mass.

[Christy Lee]

You don't trust them, do you? Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now only good.

[Christy Lee]

No, believe me, I was upset about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, I'm glad I brought up turtles.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we.

[Tom Griswold]

We do have a happy turtle story on the way.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have a nice kitty cat story you're gonna like. A great giraffe story. I'm a big fan.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they're. Their necks is too Long. We know that.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a name of giraffe. I'll tell you about that. Jeffrey, have you ever. Well, let's take it. That's commercial.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no.

[Chick McGee]

So is Albert and Wally and for the alligator, but you still use them. So is Pepe for chihuahuas.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you want to go something a little more creative. You ever been to that hotel at Disney World where you stay? In the hotel, the giraffes come up to your window.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen the commercial, though.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pretty fun.

[Christy Lee]

So they. I mean, you actually got to experience that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're right there, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You look out your window, there's a giraffe right there.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing. We have a giraffe, though, that has to be named. We'll get to that. And something for Mr. Godwin and Mr. Oskay and the man right over there. Josh, today is national go Fishing day.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll cover that for you. If you were thinking of getting ready and going to work, and you're an angler, you have every right to pack it in.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, your boss will understand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not gonna do that brain surgery today. I'm going fishing. Tom told me it was okay.

[Christy Lee]

What are you still sitting here for, Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get to that coming up. Also, a pretty cool story coming out of the Sphere. I went to the Sphere in Vegas, saw the great band the Eagles. They're doing a handful of shows there, and then they're gonna call it quits. Christy Lee went there to see wizard of Oz. And they've announced the next big one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the next big film.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty cool. Pretty cool.

[Chick McGee]

I hope it's like Death of a Salesman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Twelve Angry Men.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's gonna be my Dinner with Andre.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The phone. Did you see that movie?

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever know?

[Christy Lee]

I'm aware of it, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got it. Was yours.

[Chick McGee]

Is it Johnny Depp in that or something? The phone booth. What am I thinking of?

[Christy Lee]

You are thinking of phone booth with Colin Farrell.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the one with. The guy's gonna get shot. What is the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's Colin Farrell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw that in the theater these days. Are there any left?

[Chick McGee]

Why do you keep going movies?

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, any phone booths?

[Chick McGee]

Why do you keep going to movies?

[Tom Griswold]

I can't wait. This weekend it's gonna be Toy Story 5. I've got.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but your kids aren't here. You're going to go without them.

Let me tell you something really good Enjoy yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, go ahead and explain. When we went to see Storks that one one weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah. You and I and then a bunch of kids and their family and we laughed harder than anybody.

[Ace Cosby]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

And when we were walking in, you should. You could sense and see parents holding their children closer as we were walking in.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking forward to it. Also, we have robot news coming up today. That's very exciting. And another one of those dating terms that are is allegedly being used out there. I'm getting more and more suspect of some of these so called terms that are allegedly floating around. And we do have a lot of mail if you want to reach us. It's Bob and tomobandtom.com and we would love to hear from you. In sports, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, World cup continues. It's a long haul, kids. July 19th, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Had a couple matches yesterday there a guy named Harry Kane. How you feel about that? Harry Kane.

[Christy Lee]

That's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

He's famous.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Soccer in England.

[Tom Griswold]

Famous canes. You'd have your actress.

[Christy Lee]

Michael Caine.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that. Is he a K A K A N E or a?

[Chick McGee]

This is a K A, N, E.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, not a C, A, I, N,

[Tom Griswold]

E. One of the Batman dudes. A Kane.

[Chick McGee]

Bob Kane.

[Christy Lee]

Right, That's Bob came and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Bill Finger. Bill Finger was in obscurity for quite a while. Kane was trying to take all the money from Batman Finger.

[Tom Griswold]

But Bob Kane was the creator of Batman?

[Chick McGee]

I believe so, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he was co creator, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the actress? I'm trying to think of? Carol Kane. Carol Kane, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She has a really high voice. Is that her?

[Chick McGee]

No. The wife of Billy Crystal and Princess Bride.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's the ghost of Christmas Present and Scrooge.

[Chick McGee]

Just beats the hell out of Bill Murray.

[Christy Lee]

She's just hilarious.

She's very funny, isn't she?

[Tom Griswold]

The hooker and carnal knowledge. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or there's that reference. Sure.

[Christy Lee]

She was Latka's girlfriend.

Yes, she was.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Taxi.

[Tom Griswold]

Girlfriend or wife?

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, those are all the famous canes I can come up with.

[Al Jackson]

Dean.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Dean Cain.

Yeah.

He was a Superman there for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

There has to be a.

[Christy Lee]

And of course Kane.

[Chick McGee]

My least favorite Superman ever. Dean Cain.

[Christy Lee]

You had Kane the wrestler, but you also have the biblical Kane.

[Tom Griswold]

There has to be like either a stripper or a porno star called Candy Cane.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, probably. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If not Christy. Here we go. You can, you can manage Candy Cane. He's gotta go find it.

[Christy Lee]

That's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to be a porno manager.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

On set. Okay. Now we'll get to many of these stories today and once again, we'd love to hear from you. Send us emails, etc. Bob and Tom at bob and Tom.com Christie Lee is a car girl. That's right. And you have had more cars than the rest of us combined, I think, in the course of your lifetime. But you're currently about to enter year four with your current vehicle, is that correct?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And that is a Hyundai aha.

[Christy Lee]

Tucson hybrid, which I love very much. 39.2 miles to the gallon today. Now, speaking of Hyundai, we all know that everybody's watching the FIFA World Cup. Hyundai has its eyes as well on the next talent, the next generation of talent coming out of FIFA. Those kids are only like 14 years old. Because for Hyundai, next doesn't wait for an invitation. Hyundai's always moved the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on every vehicle. They've also engineered their EVs with ultra fast charging capability. And Hyundai's still doing it every day because their future isn't a far off concept. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. I've got something that will anger the crowd.

[Christy Lee]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

Very pleased with today. I've got an excuse to do. As soon as I saw this, I thought, oh, this is going to be great. I can play three or four seconds of this and have chick mad.

[Chick McGee]

Watch that. Watch this. We also have a story about World cup and historic high rating for the United States. United States World Cup.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody's watching.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What percentage is on Telemundo?

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Reality. We're coming back with more reality to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, there's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Hello, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

To get to those letters, we got a lot going on in the world today.

[Chick McGee]

Email from our listeners all around the world, brought to you by sleep number Save on cooling comfort during sleep numbers 4th of July sale for a limited time. New Mattresses start at 1500 dollars. Check out a sleep number store or sleepnumber.com which is now on your computer

[Unknown/Caller]

all around the world.

[Tom Griswold]

And my dog is confused. He thinks that my sleep number is K9. Yeah, because I like that last night he was snuggling up.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's so sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there would, I'd prefer if he would go to, in my bedroom there are, there are two dog beds. There's our bed. And then I've got two separate dog beds because usually my 10 year old daughter sleeps in one of them.

[Christy Lee]

I love that too.

[Tom Griswold]

It's this gigantic dog bed. In any event, check local listings. Had a little bit of thunder last evening and I had with instructions from the vet, I had given him these, I believe it's THC infused dog treats.

[Christy Lee]

How'd that work?

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know how it worked but he was snuggling up next to me, you know, of course in the middle of the night you're dead asleep. You figure, oh, it's Kelly. No, no, no, it's, it's Mr. Fletcher. How are you, sir?

[Christy Lee]

Who's a better kisser?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I better not answer that. He does have a, does have a 12 inch tongue.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show yes, we received this email from a topic yesterday. Dear Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

This 56 Studebaker.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Available right now. Is that the Golden Hawk? Is that what you want?

[Christy Lee]

The Golden Hawk is actually gold. That is a black.

That's one of the coolest cars I've ever seen in my life.

[Tom Griswold]

What's amazing about the Studebaker, if you're not familiar with them, they look so contemporary when you compare it to the other vehicles made in that era.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they managed to have the big fins, but they look cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dad, that's gorgeous. What year is that?

[Pat Godwin]

56.

[Chick McGee]

56. And it's in the Grand Rapids, Michigan area.

[Christy Lee]

And they. They took the photo at magic hour.

Yeah, they did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they sure did. They're ready. They're ready to deal on that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just give a price that, baby.

[Chick McGee]

21. 21K.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's really right out the door.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, The Golden Hawks go for about 45. I've been watching. Dad's was all gold. There's a Golden Hawk that has a white top and then there's a golden knock that's gold. And dad's was just at the gold top.

[Tom Griswold]

But don't you agree that that could be a brand new design? Yeah, that could be a 20, 26 vehicle. It's. They were so advanced. I will remember as a kid seeing them going, wow, what's that? It looks like the future.

[Christy Lee]

That thing's cool.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I will own White Wall.

[Chick McGee]

White Wall.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a two tone. You had that.

[Ace Cosby]

So cool.

[Christy Lee]

The white on the fins in the back.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, you can tell someone really put a lot of love into fixing that thing up.

[Christy Lee]

I have a friend who just gave me a model. One with the white top and one with the gold top. I should bring them in and sit them here.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

They would help you manifest.

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Or just make you envious.

[Chick McGee]

Someone we don't need.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't need any more envious, Christie. We got enough that going on over there.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom, if we find

[Christy Lee]

out Allie Brain bought her gold stew debate.

[Chick McGee]

No, she had it shipped over from French boyfriend.

[Christy Lee]

Is he Swiss, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I was watching the World cup and spotted the coach's name for the team from Curacao. I want him to go to bars with me. He is not a wingman. He's more than that. He is a Dick Advocate.

[Christy Lee]

That's incredible.

[Chick McGee]

There he is.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy's name is Dick Advocate.

[Chick McGee]

Dick Advocate, head coach of Carousel.

[Al Jackson]

There he is.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Explaining a couple finer moments, finer points of the game right there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he sure Is.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, I'm Dick Advocate. This is my friend Pat Godwin. He'd like to have some sort of relationship with you in the next 24. 36 hours.

[Christy Lee]

Does a carousel sound like a liquor? Like.

[Tom Griswold]

It sure does.

[Christy Lee]

Or.

[Tom Griswold]

Or yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or maybe a beauty product.

[Pat Godwin]

Beautiful country, too. Really colorful. Yeah, it's gorgeous.

[Tom Griswold]

Where is it?

[Pat Godwin]

It's. It's in the Caribbean somewhere way far to the left.

[Chick McGee]

It's just off the coast of Texas.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, one of the cool things about. I have to admit, about the. The whole World cup thing is some of these smaller countries are showing up big time.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The first one was. Was it something verde? What was it?

[Chick McGee]

Cape Verde.

[Tom Griswold]

They. What did they do? They tied Spain.

[Chick McGee]

Well, 00.

[Christy Lee]

But, you know, the Ivory coast won. And there were the story.

[Chick McGee]

The story of that Cape Verde was the goalie, his name is Va.

[Pat Godwin]

Did

[Christy Lee]

you see where his mom got her visa so she can come over here and see him play?

[Pat Godwin]

Who's got a visa?

[Chick McGee]

Whose mom got a Z?

[Christy Lee]

Whatever that guy's name is,

[Chick McGee]

It just takes a little cooperation.

[Tom Griswold]

But this guy, remember. Where's this guy Dick Advocate from Carousel? Because the most famous Dick Advocate just passed away.

[Pat Godwin]

I know what you're gonna say.

[Chick McGee]

Now, now, now, before he continues, this is someone that he's heard of.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean Barney Frank, who.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. I didn't realize he passed away. Yeah, he was a Dick Advocate.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

For.

For himself. And maybe. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know the angle on that story. I recognize the name. Thankfully, instead of a gay man, famous gay gentleman, Dick Raskin. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Dick Raskin was the.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Dick Raskin was the tennis player that became a lady, famously.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, I need to shut up.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're correct.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Renee Richards. That was Dick. Was Dr. Dick Raskin.

[Chick McGee]

You got a letter over there. I'm working as hard as I ever have. What's going on? Oh, we forgot to do this yesterday. The guys who dress up in knights. Knights and shining armor. And they sit on a log and hit each other with hammers and tongs. I like this in Sweden.

[Pat Godwin]

Body Python sketch.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That is a cast iron skillet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And they're hitting each other in the head with a cast iron skillet.

[Christy Lee]

The one guy has a cast iron for sure. The other guy looks to be. Oh, he broke.

[Chick McGee]

I hope you didn't bet on the one on the rack.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at this.

[Chick McGee]

There he goes.

[Christy Lee]

So he's Out.

[Chick McGee]

This is Sweden. There's a game where you wear a medieval knight armor, fight each other and lose if you fall off the log. Oh, there it is.

[Tom Griswold]

They're wearing full suits of armor.

[Christy Lee]

He threw his and their skillet.

[Tom Griswold]

And that isn't even chain mail. That's regular armor.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's some badass.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That can't be good.

[Christy Lee]

Silly, silly competition.

[Al Jackson]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

There's got to be somebody drinking. This actually ties into the Studebaker thing.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about donuts. Not the kind you eat. Which, by the way, we have donut news coming up. When I was first learning to drive, my brother had a VW Bug, which I would take to the parking lot of Mercer School when there was just a little bit of snow. And it was the. And it was, of course, a stick shift. It was the best for doing donuts. Just beautiful.

[Christy Lee]

And seems like it would topple over easy. No, because it's got that taller.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Mr. Schreiber in Tucson, Arizona.

[Christy Lee]

I love Tucson.

[Tom Griswold]

I was listening to your show from a couple months ago. They're absolutely the best. Of course, I'm talking about the VW Beetle. The best for doing donuts and light snow. My buddy had one. We'd go to a vacant parking lot, get some speed up, turn the wheel and hit the parking brake. We could get 720s, sometimes 1080s, even higher. They have a low center of gravity. There's no way we were tipping the car. Thanks for the memory. Well, you're welcome, Mike. I'm glad to see that someone else did the same thing. Those were a blast to drive. I haven't heard of ages. And I just saw one, an original. I mean, like a early 60s one. One of the first ones. Those were. Remember their ads? They were like a thousand bucks or something. No, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Little more than that. Now.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember the one where they had the. Didn't they have it floating?

[Christy Lee]

A Bug?

[Chick McGee]

No, I think that was a National Lampoon.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right. Yeah. They're a campaign that the VW could float. And they said if Teddy Kennedy had driven a Volkswagen, he'd be president today.

[Ace Cosby]

Man.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess Oldsmobile sink or something. I forget the gist of it about Chick Magee. More letters over there.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show, My new favorite World cup team is the Congo. Based on their fans, I'm going to cheer for Congo.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I believe we have them from. I'm not sure where they played last night, but there they are.

[Tom Griswold]

There's A guy that weighs about 300 pounds dancing up, shirt off, marching. Kind of doing a marching dance. Man boobs are shaking.

[Christy Lee]

Wearing some.

Oh, my.

[Chick McGee]

Congo and Portugal tied yesterday. 1 1. Ronaldo was very disappointed in his performance.

[Christy Lee]

Compression shirts guy.

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

He's having a good time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, having a great time.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite team now is Norway.

[Chick McGee]

The rowing. The Viking. Yeah. Okay. They.

[Tom Griswold]

They are sitting. They're all. Imagine this. They're sitting on a moving escalator pretending they're rowing. That was on the national news last night. The network news. That's a. That's a great game.

[Christy Lee]

That means you are verified.

My favorite team is the usa.

[Unknown/Caller]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

You guys out of your minds?

[Chick McGee]

USA maybe. But Congo. So cool.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like Congo. They have the killer apes there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they do have the killer.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean, granted, they are protecting diamonds, but they are killer apes.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the guy.

[Unknown/Caller]

Who's.

[Chick McGee]

The guy was in that nip tuck? What's his name?

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember the actor's name. He's also a nobody's fool.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's the son and nobody's.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we do have a new toy. I've got to get one of these. If Ms. Hooker comes here today, we have to get her to order one. Please. We've been talking about these salt guns.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which I'd never heard of. This is right up my alley.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. It has.

[Josh Arnold]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a pistol, but it shoots out salt and kind of a. And it sort of splays out like a shotgun would. Whatever. Whatever the term for that is.

[Christy Lee]

And it does use regular table salt. I did look.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Scatter shot. Might be the.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, fellas. I'm spending my third day on the Bug assault gun. These are.

[Christy Lee]

How's he enjoying it?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm loving it.

[Al Jackson]

Apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently. There are two versions of the Bug assault gun. One is the typical gun style. The other is a pistol type that runs on CO2 and has a tumbler like a six shooter. This is known as the Bug Assault Shredder. And I. This is Bug.

[Christy Lee]

That might be for you. Like your horse flies.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the spelling is Bug. Bug, then letter A, then salt. Bug Assault. This is from Joplin, Missouri. And Nate. Thank you, Nate. We got to get one.

[Christy Lee]

That's the one with the bump stock, isn't it? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Automatic.

[Christy Lee]

Serious business.

[Tom Griswold]

They're perfectly legal. Thank you very much. Back to you, Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. This is from. Let me look. My Urinal in my garage bar. I have always loved the Bob and Tom show. And I built a urinal myself in my garage. And here's.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds lovely.

[Chick McGee]

Here's what it looks like. It's 2x4 with some. You'll recognize the pictures, I believe, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it looks like a funnel. Just.

That's all you need. That's all you need, my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

It's made a particle board that's gonna. So that's gonna soak up the year.

[Christy Lee]

You're supposed to pee down the funnel, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you're gonna. There's gonna be. I hope he's put a lot of lacquer on that thing.

[Chick McGee]

It's a picture of you and Bob. And under that it says used beer department.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

And then in paren to shake minimum. Oh, and then a sign, professionally done, that says faculty restroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I've taken a picture of my. The urinal at my house. I better give this to Jason. I don't know if you can see that.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, yours looks like something would be in a restaurant.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a urinal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's a property.

Send that to Jason. I want to see that on the screen.

[Tom Griswold]

And then there's a photograph of the guy that built my house, my buddy Mark. Right there above the urinal.

[Chick McGee]

Real weird. Yeah, someone would say that it.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. That's it. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's nice.

[Chick McGee]

And that could be the worst picture of Mark I've ever seen.

[Christy Lee]

Joke. What would.

[Chick McGee]

Good Lord. That looks like. That looks like a five year. A fifth grade, sixth grade art student.

[Christy Lee]

If he had said, by the way, I have a picture of Rip Taylor above my urinal. And you looked at that, would you go, oh, that sure is a picture.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and by the way, I have a picture of El Chapo over my urine.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you agree with me, Josh, that the way that's photographed is very Stanley Kubrick? Can you see the. The camera backing up and the two twins.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right. And then all of a sudden, it zooms in on the picture. Now it's you above your urinal.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we. I'll be sending this other one. You could post the two of them. It's. But yes, it was kind of a joke, but I used. I just used it this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's funny. He's your best buddy. You.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a good point.

[Tom Griswold]

But the beauty of it is, as you can see, there's some. There's these. The pipe sticking out of the top.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're. They're always kind of Cold. So it's great in the morning when you first get up because you put your forehead on that, it kind of wakes you up.

[Chick McGee]

You don't agree, I don't think.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no. I do agree.

I wake up.

Nothing wakes me up like putting my face against piss pipes.

[Pat Godwin]

That'll get you going in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what you.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm trying to. I'm trying to offer this in a.

[Tom Griswold]

I actually think there's a plumber out there that goes from here on out. I'm calling him piss pipe.

[Chick McGee]

You have never been that relatable to start with. And it's only getting worse.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been talking to my wife.

[Chick McGee]

I have not.

[Tom Griswold]

But discussion yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

I think we know you. I think nobody knows you better than me and Christy, probably.

[Christy Lee]

So what was her discussion about?

[Tom Griswold]

Just. She said, have you ever been on earth before? There was some confusion about some aspect of life. I just asked a simple question. The next thing I know, she's going global. Have you ever been on earth before?

[Chick McGee]

Was she going scorched earth?

[Tom Griswold]

Who have you been talking to? We are getting a lot of mail about these assault. Both the salt bug assault things. I've got to get one of these.

[Christy Lee]

We're going to get you one, we promise.

[Tom Griswold]

And the idea is you. You take flies and you shoot them. But. And just shoot salt.

[Chick McGee]

As soon as we get one, I'm going to put it to my temple.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet it hurts on a human.

[Chick McGee]

Say goodbye, everybody.

[Christy Lee]

The one lady wrote in, said it didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, didn't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but it seems like it would.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a real nice thumbs up for a friend of the show, Weird Al Yankovic. Just, he's on tour, if you get a chance. And Al has always had a terrific band. I remember the first time I saw Weird Al Yankovic. We were actually opening the show for him with one of our bands. And the Ricky Rydell review, I believe it was. And he had a great band then, and most of those guys are still with him, but now he's doing kind of a thing with us with a really augmented big band. If you get a chance, go see him. This is a thumbs up on that from Henryville, Indiana. Darrell said how much he enjoyed checking out Weird Al, so. So thumbs up on that one.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And speaking of which, this is very exciting. I was looking at some of the bands that are touring this summer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And as you know, this is the season. There are so many bands out there. And what's more fun than seeing your favorite band out There on stage. And for example, our Good buddy Edwin McCain is out there. And you can. I certainly recommend seeing Edwin. But I'm just looking at some of the bands that are touring. For example, the Beach Boys, of course, are out there.

[Al Jackson]

There.

[Tom Griswold]

Brett Michaels.

[Chick McGee]

Now, see, a few longtime listeners can guess with us in the studio where Tom, we are headed somewhere and mention of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, for example, Gene Simmons. Ace. Gene is going out now when he does his solo band. Ace and I went to see Kiss a couple years ago.

[Chick McGee]

I hope he loses it one night and. Yeah, tell me we're kissed.

[Al Jackson]

Damn it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, does he. He doesn't do the whole makeup thing, right?

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. Does he do any of the Kiss repertoire?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Okay, good. Good to know. Pat, for your benefit. Don McLean is.

[Chick McGee]

That's an artist.

[Tom Griswold]

Good friends of the show. Originally from Flint, Michigan. The Great Grand Funk is going out on tour. I'm always, always been a huge fan. And the Happy Together Tour. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're actually familiar with the Happy Together.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I've actually seen the Happy Together.

[Chick McGee]

Ye.

[Tom Griswold]

They've got. They've got Gary Puckett, of course, from Union Gap. Union Gap. They've got. Oh, you know who this guy is? Ron Dante.

[Chick McGee]

Chick McGee, didn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like we made it or something. And he was Archies.

[Tom Griswold]

He was the singer for the Archie. Yeah, Famous. Also sang with the Turtles.

[Chick McGee]

Sang just like Archie and Jughead and Hot Dog played the tambourine.

[Tom Griswold]

The Happy Together tour also features the Vogues.

[Chick McGee]

We're getting very close, listeners.

[Christy Lee]

Who are the Vogues?

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the of. I'll play a Vogue song for you.

[Chick McGee]

Five o' Clock World.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song. Five o' Clock World. Terrific song.

[Christy Lee]

And then we don't even have Three Dog Night anymore. We don't have.

[Tom Griswold]

But we do have. Oh, no, no. We have the Trogs

[Chick McGee]

now. Do they play Wild Thing? At first and in the middle and at the end.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, of course, my personal favorite, the Association.

[Christy Lee]

Enter the Young.

[Unknown/Caller]

Is it me?

[Chick McGee]

Tell me if it's me. Is that singing to you?

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Bad church one.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Enter the Young, one of their lesser hits, but none of that.

[Christy Lee]

It's almost Madrigal esque.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Like. No, Wendy's a fine song.

[Tom Griswold]

Wendy.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Cherish. I love.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah,

[Christy Lee]

just plotting. Yes,

[Chick McGee]

it's. It's abrasive almost. You know what it is? It's brusque.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is brusque.

[Chick McGee]

Very brush.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll play a little bit of Vogues for you when we come back.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can't wait.

[Chick McGee]

Let me hold my breath for that one.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't mind that five o' Clock World song, but it's been a while since I've heard it, so we'll see.

I don't remember it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we have lots of cool stuff coming up in the world of sports. More letters from you. You can reach us. Bob and tomobandtom.com these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and tomobandtom.com study

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bobby Top Show. It already is. What do you mean, baby? We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's our special sports correspondent today with a report on National Fishing Day. It's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Pleased to be here.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. An August occasion. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick mcgee.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a little something for Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we were talking about so many of the great bands that are touring, even some of the ones that are a little older. Even for us. I had older brothers, so I got exposed to a lot of music that. That you guys didn't.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

That and your older brothers and dozy notes.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. What are you saying?

[Tom Griswold]

You're an only child? You have. No, I had.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't have any accident. I'm. When I was a kid, I'm just like I am now. I constantly was looking for music.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly. Never underestimate one's own interest in research.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you didn't have a brother that was playing Jefferson Airplane when you don't need.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. What am I doing? You know what? You're right, Tom. I'm less. Because I was an only child. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

I often introduced my older brother to music that was older than he was.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Unknown/Caller]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the larger boy here, the larger Pointers. Christie is not familiar with you.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody's gonna get punched today

[Tom Griswold]

with the band the. The Vogue.

[Christy Lee]

I am not. Spent a lot of time in the Vogue, but it's a lot of their story.

[Chick McGee]

I was in the bathroom a lot, if you know what I mean on that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a little bit. This has kind of got a sing along. What is the word I'm looking for here? You can immediately know what to do.

[Chick McGee]

I think sing along covers it. I don't know what you want to add to that.

[Christy Lee]

You can immediately know what to do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I feel like I need to walk people through a sing along. You're out of your mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Even if you've never heard it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Even if you've never heard it, you'll know right away when to go.

[Christy Lee]

Whoo.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go.

[Christy Lee]

He's saying, hey.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever heard this?

[Christy Lee]

If not, I'm gonna crank it up. We have to take the machines away from it.

[Chick McGee]

We have to.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you heard this?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you heard this?

[Unknown/Caller]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Never heard that.

[Christy Lee]

First of all, I didn't hear the sing along part.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna either the beginning.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's because you don't know how to participate in the sing along.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta sing.

[Christy Lee]

Woof.

[Chick McGee]

If we listen,

[Christy Lee]

we're clearly saying, hey. He's going.

[Chick McGee]

They're saying, hey. It could be player.

[Pat Godwin]

You'll know what to do when you hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll know when to bark. When you. When you hear the. Here we ready. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

This is my job.

[Tom Griswold]

This is pat. Is this a God? Is this a harpsichord?

[Chick McGee]

At the beginning?

[Pat Godwin]

Let me hear.

[Ace Cosby]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a harpsichord.

[Chick McGee]

You sound like an idiot.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

How about that, Alan?

[Tom Griswold]

Alan's signaling me.

[Chick McGee]

That's a harps.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thanks, Alan. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you can hear him barking.

[Christy Lee]

And they're saying, hey.

[Pat Godwin]

Unless the dog talks now.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I said it's a couple days ago. You are the best salesman I have. You being insane. So just let him talk.

[Tom Griswold]

This is once again the Vogues. If you were entering this. Can you talk over the haze?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, do you have it from.

[Pat Godwin]

You have it from the beginning.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the very beginning.

[Chick McGee]

Those who would knew, knew how to do this would hit each hay. Probably, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you don't have a lot of room here.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they're very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Here it comes now. Do you.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. I think you're done. Before that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to just do the.

[Christy Lee]

But you guys know better than I do.

[Chick McGee]

I will Tell you this, and I don't know if he's listening. I know one of his best friends is listening. You give that to John Records Landecker, and he will destroy each and every. Hey.

[Christy Lee]

With his. I bet you would, too, though.

[Chick McGee]

All through the thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I bet Christie knows her way around.

It's been a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Earl Bailey's my guy.

[Christy Lee]

Haven't had to hit the post in a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you want to try it right now?

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick, you ready?

[Chick McGee]

No, thank you.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll.

[Christy Lee]

I'll give it a shot.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Ready?

[Pat Godwin]

Ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Three, two.

[Christy Lee]

It's a great day out there, and you're listening to us. And here they are, the bones.

Oh, that's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

That was terrible.

[Christy Lee]

The votes.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, you're listening to us. Okay. No, he.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he can't say.

[Chick McGee]

Asked me to do this knowing this was what was coming no matter what I did.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that was terrible.

[Christy Lee]

And Christie was about to defend me. I. I was trying to keep it as generic as possible, and I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Vogues on the bottom Tom show.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we see the. You can tell lyrically. This is interesting.

[Al Jackson]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

He gets up every morning to keep a job.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

Yeah. Most people do.

Did. Did it come back to you having heard that part?

Not really.

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the hook.

[Christy Lee]

Drew Carey used it in his theme for a while.

I never saw the Drew Carey.

[Chick McGee]

What theme?

[Christy Lee]

The theme.

[Pat Godwin]

Opening credit.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? I never watched it.

[Tom Griswold]

And the hook is. It's a five o' clock world.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I think I understand what the. It's a concept.

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What would that mean?

[Christy Lee]

That means you usually work eight to five, and when you get off at

[Pat Godwin]

five, it's party time.

[Christy Lee]

Party time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So it's kind of like living for the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The same notion, if you will, that in. In this life, you get a job you hate and all you want to do is get off.

[Christy Lee]

And now that's a song.

[Tom Griswold]

And drink.

[Pat Godwin]

Living for the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Right.

Is a song that is just whatever it is.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where they got the idea. This is really. Yeah. They're standing on the shoulders of the Vogue.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Turn it up.

[Ace Cosby]

That'll help.

[Tom Griswold]

You suppose the guys in the band. There's just the one guy singing.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The other guys are just going, hey.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they dancing, do you think?

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's a Gary show. They're dancing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, everybody's dancing in the. Yeah, but I think they're too busy playing their instruments.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, these guys play instruments, too.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, My goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

In the picture, they're just four guys in sweaters. It looks like they're the Letterman. Not David Letterman, but the band of Letterman.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Thompson, we buy some lover boy.

[Christy Lee]

Something fun or even En Vogue.

[Unknown/Caller]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Here's a letter. The deep fried apple pie was so good and so much more dangerous than hot coffee. We were talking about that.

[Jeff Oskay]

It sure was.

[Tom Griswold]

McDonald's is. McDonald's is bringing it back and they've built like a 35 foot version of this and they're putting it on Route 66.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Outside of Joliet, Illinois, a big statue of a giant.

[Chick McGee]

I am shocked no one made some money from hot molten lava from a deep fried apple pie on there.

[Tom Griswold]

You just knew. Also, they probably have a warning on it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

From a gentleman named Elliot. When you get your McDonald's deep fried apple pie, grab a caramel sundae.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And enjoy.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that seems like a pretty good move.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Caramel apple, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You could take it, cut it up into pieces and throw it on top of vanilla ice cream.

[Christy Lee]

Melt your ice cream pretty quickly.

But that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Not necessarily. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you like to microwave your ice cream and just use it like soup?

[Chick McGee]

No, I do. That's not soup. But I microwave.

[Christy Lee]

You soften it up.

[Pat Godwin]

I do too.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Now, Jake was about to say something.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I'm looking for help with side hip pain that radiates into my kidney area and have awful muscle cramps in that area. I can't find. Well, this is for the fourth floor of the medical department.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's it.

[Chick McGee]

My gosh. Goes up to the fourth floor.

[Christy Lee]

It could be a few scar tissue adhesions.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Josh was pre nut. He could help me with that. Dear Bob and Tom show. Josh, I was wondering if you could get me Christy's recipe for hard boiled eggs in the air fryer. That's from Nick.

[Christy Lee]

I did discover baked potatoes in the air fryer. Stellar.

[Pat Godwin]

No. Killy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

Yes.

I look forward to asking you about it. About this.

No, I will stand by. Three months I never did hard boiling.

[Tom Griswold]

The one that exploded was taking pre hard boiled eggs from the fridge that are already hard boiled and putting them in the microwave.

[Christy Lee]

Right. You don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

And we had one explode in our. Okay, when we come back.

[Chick McGee]

You can't microwave an egg and make it hard boiled unless you drill a hole in it. Right. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

When I. I have a thing that. And you do have to puncture a hole in.

[Pat Godwin]

You can try once.

[Christy Lee]

I mean it. It's on paper. It seems like it should work.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know it doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

It's in its own container.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, we're about to return. I hope you can return with us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this Bob and Tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on act @bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com.

[Christy Lee]

You have one new message translating. Disney and Pixar's Hoppers is now available on Disney plus.

[Tom Griswold]

You could say that again.

[Christy Lee]

Critics are calling it Pixar's funniest movie ever. And a wildly entertaining ride. Lizard Potato. It's certified fresh and verified hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we party.

[Chick McGee]

This is incredible.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I am clearing the rest of the day.

[Christy Lee]

Disney and Pixar's Hoppers now available on Disney Plus. Rated PG.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Are you down?

[Christy Lee]

I'm waiting down, Lord, I'm down yeah,

I got the blues I got the

[Chick McGee]

balloon so, baby, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Jeff.

[Chick McGee]

Oskar's here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, our other. We're full of fishermen right now.

[Christy Lee]

You two look like you should go on a date today.

[Pat Godwin]

You have the same kind of shirt on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.

[Christy Lee]

Come on, we have cocktails. And what is on your shirt? Bigfoot.

Yep.

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Little tiny Bigfoots.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah. This one's gay. He's a sassy Squatch.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the plural of Bigfoot? Bigfoots.

[Jeff Oskay]

Big feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a. I would think it'd be Bigfoots.

[Christy Lee]

It's actually like deer or fish.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Look at the. There are many Bigfoot in the field.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is there a word like you've got your pod of whales, your murder of crows?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, it's. There's a definite of Bigfoots.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

An undoubtable of Bigfoot.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was a delusion of Bigfoot.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

They named it Definite and undoubtable. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. An intoxication of Bigfoot.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I just. I just remembered this. Seeing Jeff again. But there's a movie out. It's reasonably new and it's not bad. I watched it. It's okay. Good luck. Have fun. Don't die, Rockwell. It's a time traveling movie in the end of the world. But he looks Sam Rockwell in the movie looks exactly like Jeff Ozke.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

So huge beard.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'm sure that you're. You're older than Sam Rockwell, I think. So you could probably bring action against him for taking your look, I would think.

[Christy Lee]

I like Sam Rockwell.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my favorites, Guardians of the Galaxy. Way, way back, which is the one with Tim Allen.

[Chick McGee]

Galaxy Quest.

[Tom Griswold]

Galaxy Quest.

[Ace Cosby]

Great movie.

[Tom Griswold]

He plays guy today. Today.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know who he is.

[Christy Lee]

You don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Green Mile.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, good God.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look at that.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Ordinarily, he doesn't have the. The bushy beard like you.

[Al Jackson]

He's.

[Chick McGee]

He's really good in this.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a terrific actor. You've seen him in some stuff a week.

[Chick McGee]

He's in a movie called Moon. That's real good.

[Christy Lee]

That is real good.

[Tom Griswold]

But today is National Go Fishing Day.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

And Josh, our fishing correspondent, has the story.

[Christy Lee]

It is June 18, my friends, National Go Fishing Day. Or as true fishermen call it. Oh, great. Look at people.

[Tom Griswold]

Does this include the game fish?

[Christy Lee]

Like Go Fish.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, do you have any eights?

[Christy Lee]

I believe that is called Go Fish.

[Chick McGee]

And now, Tom, this was your idea to cover this.

[Christy Lee]

And what? And it does not. National Go fish day is October 11th.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

What about fish. What about Fish? The band. Right, Tom, ask him about that.

[Christy Lee]

National Ph. Ish Day. What about Swedish fish is 12-1-national Swedish fish Day is what they call what they say in Sweden.

[Tom Griswold]

Herkten. We just missed it.

[Christy Lee]

We just missed it. Now national Albert Fish Day. The renowned serial killer who would insert needles into his own urethra, thus turning his bladder into a pin cushion between murdering people.

What?

Don't Google him.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a handy fact to know.

[Christy Lee]

Albert Fish.

Yes. Yeah, he.

[Chick McGee]

It was a monster.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Pat Godwin]

That was Abe Vagoda.

[Christy Lee]

No, National Abe Vagoda is fish day is February 9th. February 9th. We are talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, National Go Fish.

[Christy Lee]

They encourages people to take a break from their daily routines by baiting a hook and catching some fish while relaxing outdoors.

[Tom Griswold]

Of the three of you, who is the best fisherman?

[Jeff Oskay]

Josh?

[Pat Godwin]

Definitely not me.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you be a master baiter?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. That is a. That's well worn territory, my friend.

[Jeff Oskay]

That is.

[Christy Lee]

You go to any bait shop, you

[Pat Godwin]

can see that pond landing with no fish in it.

[Christy Lee]

You can see that faded bumper sticker next to the cash register.

[Chick McGee]

There's a guy with sweat coming off his brow. Cartoon masturbator.

[Tom Griswold]

There's one of those on a studa Baker.

[Christy Lee]

Not insulting you. I'm just encouraging you to forge Your own path. The act of fishing dates back. Did you guys know this? Tens of thousands of years. Of course you did. They talk about it in the Bible

[Chick McGee]

because that's where the food was.

[Christy Lee]

With archaeologists uncovering evidence from as far back as 40,000 years ago.

[Ace Cosby]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

The first lure ever used. Did you guys know this? The Whopper Plopper. Isn't that interesting?

I did not know that.

Recreational fishing gained popularity in the 16th and 17th centuries, in part thanks to the 1653 book by Isaac Walton. I'm sure you all have this on your shelves. The Complete Angler or A Contemplative Man's Recreation.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, isn't that something? It's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Very good. Get out there and angle it up. Yeah.

Why is it called an angler?

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good question.

[Christy Lee]

Angling also means, like, luring.

[Chick McGee]

When fishing began, you to get your fishing license, you had to have some knowledge of geometry.

[Tom Griswold]

Fishing licensing can be very tricky.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. And they take it very seriously. We had a guy not fish without one.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a guy that. That. He was somewhere in Washington state. He was a comedian. He liked to fish. He went and got a license, and then he got fined because it turned out he was fishing off the wrong bridge. And I guess each license was a very specific area. So that's bummer. Yeah. In some places it's pretty tricky.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it's not a bummer. They have that. It's just a bummer. He didn't. Why would he be aware.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. When you get your fishing license, you carry it with you?

[Christy Lee]

I do. You can. You can pay a little extra and get. Actually get a hard copy. And I have it with me. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you get it on your phone?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's how most. Most are. My Missouri fishing license I have on my phone, but I got a hard copy of.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have a picture of you on it, like a driver's license? No, because that'd be funny.

[Christy Lee]

It would be good.

[Tom Griswold]

They made you make a fish face.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, you'd have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd have to try to make your grocery.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't have to renew mine.

[Christy Lee]

No?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Pat Godwin]

Because I'm a senior citizen now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fish for life.

[Pat Godwin]

Fish for life.

[Unknown/Caller]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't have to renew it every year?

[Christy Lee]

You can. And some states allow you to buy a lifetime pass and y. Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's a good thing, too.

[Chick McGee]

Lifetime or, you know, two to three weeks.

[Christy Lee]

They take that money and they do some good stuff.

[Jeff Oskay]

As someone who has got caught without one, it is way cheaper to just get the license.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Now, we have a chick McGee across the way at the sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. And you know what time it is, kids? And this is. We're going to be doing this all.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. For a long time.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at Marty supreme there, all crying.

[Chick McGee]

Harry Kane scored twice to equal the English record for World cup goals.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't that sound like a porno guy's name?

[Chick McGee]

Bellingham?

[Christy Lee]

Harry Kane. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Harry Kane.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

England beat Croatia 42 yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Who didn't see that coming, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Arlington Stadium in Dallas, Texas, yesterday. Oh, yeah. You had. You had Croatia and you had. But I hope you got plus three. That's all I'm saying. And Ronaldo and the Portuguese teammates held to a 11 draw by the Congo. And their opening match for the World cup in Houston. Also, Austria defeated Jordan 3 to 1. Ghana over Panama won nothing. Panama and Colombia over Uzbekistan. Three to want now.

[Tom Griswold]

Not my Beckistan.

[Christy Lee]

Whose Pakistan is this? You be Pakistan

[Chick McGee]

today. We have.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know why Jerome's all fired up.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. South Africa and Chechnya in Atlanta. Bosnia and Herzegovina. That's one thing. That's not two people.

[Tom Griswold]

It's my favorite. John Mellon Camp.

[Chick McGee]

Bosnia and Herze at Sofi. Qatar and Canada in Vancouver.

[Christy Lee]

So you don't go cutter, like the news people.

[Chick McGee]

Qatar. I say Qatar because it reminds me of Gene Hackman and cigars.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it should be Qatar.

It should be.

I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Because that way. That way, the mvp. The MVP would be Qatar hero.

[Chick McGee]

Korea Republic. Not the North Korean in Mex. Oh, this. This is a match to watch, you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

North Korea or South Korea?

[Pat Godwin]

Korea.

[Christy Lee]

This is South Korea.

[Chick McGee]

This is Korea Republic. It says so. That doesn't sound very North Korea to me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there are a few more big words in the North Korean Korea Republic

[Chick McGee]

and Mexico in Guadalajara Stadium. Oh, that's going to be something else. A lot of singing, a lot of dancing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's going to be hot, I would assume.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there is a school of thought. And World cup, there are teams that are going to benefit from playing a of lot more than half of their games inside during the competition playing the America Dome Stadium because. Yes, because as you said, it's so hot three times. And I tried to illuminate that, but then you acted like I didn't know what you'd said. Hence my nervous breakdown.

[Christy Lee]

We're all experiencing Right now you think we're stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

So the indoor stadiums are ace. A little bit of acknowledging the safety

[Jeff Oskay]

of the queen is a task.

[Chick McGee]

The queen's gonna come and watch. The king will be here or. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us or king, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts. And oh, by the way, don't sleep on the World Cup. The US Men's National Team opened their 26 World cup campaign. A 41 win over Paraguay. United States tuned in on the TV, delivering an average 27.5 million viewers through the game on Fox, Telemundo and the streaming platforms. Preliminary overnight data released yesterday Fox had an average of 18 million throughout the game with a peak of 21.5 million from 10:45 to 11:00pm at night Eastern.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I missed all that. Will you repeat it?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I can.

[Tom Griswold]

Just do the. Just do the games where it was hot.

[Chick McGee]

For comparison, the first group group stage. Let's see. They're getting big ratings following Tom's. People don't like it.

[Christy Lee]

Do you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you're missing it. No, I don't like it. I don't care for it. I'm glad other people enjoy. No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

That's not what you said. You said people, you don't like it. And you said you're tired of people acting.

[Tom Griswold]

27 million. That's not even 10% of the United States.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but TV. So I will tell you this. A television executive would lay his child down in the middle of Broadway for a rating of 27 million people.

[Christy Lee]

He is not wrong. Yeah, that's.

[Al Jackson]

That is.

[Christy Lee]

That's massive super bowl draw.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, 130, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Now give me the English language ratings.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, let me look at that.

[Christy Lee]

Now, speaking of the Super Bowl.

Yes.

Are the folks behind the Puppy bowl going to do a World Pup at some point?

[Chick McGee]

Right there. Why aren't they doing that?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, they are missing.

[Tom Griswold]

They have time.

[Christy Lee]

They sure do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they got plenty.

[Tom Griswold]

When's the final match scheduled for?

[Chick McGee]

July 19, 2026.

[Tom Griswold]

I could get this done.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

World Pup.

[Christy Lee]

So do the world Pop.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of ratings, the 26 NBA Finals, the most watched since 1998 and Jordan's last run of the title, 24.5 million viewers. Game five. Spurs Nicks largest NBA Finals game since 1998, up 157% from last year's game five. Wow. A peak number of 33 million.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can look for the NBA to make sure that the Knicks keep on getting good players because obviously when you have a New York team in, the ratings go way up.

[Christy Lee]

I like these. I like the conspiracy angle.

[Chick McGee]

And today is the, the victory celebration there in the canyon of heroes. I'm not sure what the forecast says.

[Tom Griswold]

I say at least three dead.

[Chick McGee]

I. I accidentally helped him. Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and Brunson, that's the over under right.

[Chick McGee]

Jalen Brunson and Josh Hart threw out the first pitches last night at Yankee Stadium.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I bet the place went nuts.

[Chick McGee]

Like White Sox. WNBA expanding their schedule of 50 games next season, the most in the league's 30 year history, up from 44. They could hit 52 at the end of the collective bargaining agreement. Washington, New York, Golden State, Minnesota, Portland, Vegas. As I try to get actual sports news during the sportscast.

[Christy Lee]

And I appreciate it because I don't get to hear it.

[Chick McGee]

And is this considered a world record? I think it is, Tom. Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll come back.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it is a world record.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a repeat.

[Chick McGee]

But it's just him.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a passing time. It's a good one. It's. It's a good one now. Also coming up, up we have what's going to be new with the sphere. They've done the wizard of Oz. They've had a bunch of great bands. The Eagles are still doing a few more shows there. We're going to find out what the next big thing is. And one of my favorite stories today involves a giraffe. I'm a big fan. You've. You've done a thing with the giraffes, right, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I fed giraffes. Is that what you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you have. That's the next step. The menagerie at your house.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no room for a giraffe.

[Chick McGee]

Like Never Never Land.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no room.

[Chick McGee]

Room never. How many?

[Christy Lee]

Never build a barn. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I want to talk to you about your. Not your barn.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you want room, you need to build a house somewhere else then.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, yeah. If you have a barn, this might apply to you. Actually, I'm talking about your house. Perhaps if you own your own home, it's probably worth a lot more than it was just a few years ago. And you don't have to sell to take advantage of that. You could do a refi and grab some of that cash, get some of the value out of that property. And the way to do it is to talk to our friends at American Financing. This is what they do. In about 10 minutes, they can review some of your numbers and see if this might work for you. They have salary based mortgage consultants that can help you out and perhaps hand you a check. I know one of the things they've got going on. They have a situation that could actually put off two mortgage payments. No upfront fees, by the way, no pressure. Like I said, salary based mortgage consultants at American Financing. Give them a ring. 866-889-20611 depends on your circumstance, obviously, where you live, how long you've owned the house, et cetera, et cetera. But you can take advantage of all that increase in equity. You can find the details by visiting them [e-mail] do me a favor, put slash Bob and Tom so they know that we sent you. Once again, it's American Financing and you'll find it@american financing.net nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org apr for rates in the fives start at 6.327%. For well qualified borrowers. Call 888-92611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit americanfinancing.net bobandtom average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Chick McGee]

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. You know those friends who support your preference for podcasts over music on road trips. That's the energy State Farm brings to insurance. With over 19,000 local agents, they help you find the coverage that fits your

[Tom Griswold]

needs so you can spend less time

[Chick McGee]

worrying about insurance and more time enjoying the ride. Download the State Farm app or go [e-mail] like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Hello, both of you. There's Jeff, Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know we're all kind of all gut punched and it's only been an hour or so. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

How's it going over there? Well, just cleaning my wallet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, cleaning your wallet. Cleaning your wallet like the outside of it or cleaning it out?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, just don't you ever do that. Every once in a while you just take it. What, rub it down?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Take out your credit cards, clean them off?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Thinking about all. Think of the places these things have been been.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, about that.

How often am I Sick. Never. That's because I let germs into my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Me, baby.

[Jeff Oskay]

How many times in your life have you cleaned your wallet, Josh?

[Christy Lee]

Never. I mean, I've. You know, I've done that thing where I'm like, you know, there's probably some things in here I can get rid of.

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but look, I mean, let's. Do you have your wallet with you?

[Christy Lee]

In my office.

[Tom Griswold]

Mine is very slender, right?

[Christy Lee]

Mine's similar to yours. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't. Don't you have like stuff sticking out of it?

[Christy Lee]

I. Cards, you mean?

What do you mean, like receipts?

[Tom Griswold]

Like a rubber?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I would never like rubber.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I actually like to feel sex. Plus those things are only like 10% effective.

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Let's try this again. It's the third time through. Jonathan the tortoise, the world's oldest living land animal, has extended his record by another year. Oh, he's believed to have been born around 1832.

[Tom Griswold]

Think about that.

[Christy Lee]

That's wild.

That's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Seychelle Is that.

[Christy Lee]

I would say seashells.

[Chick McGee]

Seashell. No, it's S E Y C H

[Christy Lee]

E L L. I know, but they call it seashells.

[Chick McGee]

Seashells. Giant tortoise. At least 194 years old. But researchers have only recently become to believe that he's even older than that.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

John, they count the rings. What?

[Chick McGee]

You want to cut the turtle open, don't you?

[Christy Lee]

Well, can't you tell how old a turtle is by counting the segments on their shells or on the bottoms? I mean the bottoms of their.

Really?

Something like that. I don't know if that's an old wives tale or not. I'm looking it up.

[Chick McGee]

Jonathan, who prefers to be called Jonathan.

[Christy Lee]

That's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true. As far that's his.

[Ace Cosby]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

That's his nickname is exceeded his species.

[Christy Lee]

He prefers that because it's I.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding? You. Don't you doubt the Guinness World record?

[Christy Lee]

Do you think he prefers to be called Jono or do you think they just.

[Tom Griswold]

When you say Jono, he wags his little snow.

[Chick McGee]

No, he doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

He does have a tail.

[Chick McGee]

He is barely alive.

[Tom Griswold]

How old is he again?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. 194.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up on 200.

[Tom Griswold]

But his knees are killing him.

[Christy Lee]

Him?

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about yours, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I could use a little recon anyway.

[Christy Lee]

What though his shell has been paid off for the last 70 years. Yeah, it's really nice.

[Chick McGee]

He paid like $2,000 for that back in 1832.

[Christy Lee]

But the interest 41%.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty cool. So he was around. I mean in the early days of. Of democracy.

[Chick McGee]

There are many pictures of him and Charles Darwin walking around.

[Christy Lee]

Very much so are the early days of democracy.

[Tom Griswold]

He's been so. And he made at this point pace he could outlive democracy. Really nice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, some comedy. Yes. To estimate a turtle's age, you can count the growth rings on its shell.

Oh, see, So I wasn't far off like this.

Or you could measure its size against species specific growth charts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, of course.

[Christy Lee]

I got one on my wallet.

[Tom Griswold]

I just better say I had the one on my wallet.

[Chick McGee]

Just in 1832 when he was born, Andrew Jackson was the President of the United States. That's right. The seventh president of the United States. Wild. He Left office in 1937. He won re election in the second term by a large margin over Henry Clay.

[Christy Lee]

Tell him large margin sent you.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Caretaker said Jonathan has lost his vision. Oh, and sense of smell. But he continues to eat, sunbathe and mate.

[Christy Lee]

He still got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now there's another headline about Jonathan.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Jono, Please.

[Tom Griswold]

It says the world's oldest living land creature may be gay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

He's become a symbol for the British colony island of St. Helena. When he arrived in the 1880s as a gift along with three other tortoises. He spent the last 26 years with his mate, a tortoise named Frederica. But a recent examination determined Frederica is actually a male and has been renamed Frederick. So

[Christy Lee]

what, Jeff?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, they said he was blind and can't smell. He doesn't know what he's doing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly. He doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

This is like prison. Like prison gas

[Christy Lee]

kinda, if you're confined. I just realized I was taking part.

[Chick McGee]

Did someone get to you to try to. I don't remember this before.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, at what point do you. I guess you don't have to put the turtle down, but if it's blind, it can't smell. Is it. Is it a happy turtle?

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

We think this tortoise is happy. I hope.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he outlived both dudes. And the turtles, they're not on the happy together.

[Chick McGee]

And we lost a couple of the turtles too. Right? How many of them?

[Tom Griswold]

They're gone.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, both of them. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Jonathan the tortoise has outlived exactly 40 US presidents. All right.

[Christy Lee]

He seen them all.

[Chick McGee]

He survived both world wars. He's seen the modern invention of the telephone light bulb and the first moon landing.

[Christy Lee]

I couldn't believe any of it.

[Tom Griswold]

He'll be here for the iPhone 18.

[Christy Lee]

I'm still confused. Can two boy tortoises mate? Not mate, but they can do it.

Yeah. I mean, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The bot might be close to the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Connected to the mountain. You can fill in the words there. You don't really need my help. Is that sports?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what it's time for?

[Chick McGee]

That's about it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time for something special here in the Bob and Tom program. I have been told. I don't know. I have no more information than Pat Godwin has something special for us now. Once again, Pat can't play his guitar right now because his right arm is in a sling following doing shoulder surgery. And I would like to salute all the great medical people that helped you out. The surgeons, the nurses.

[Christy Lee]

We don't know if they did a good job yet.

[Pat Godwin]

Not quite yet. Not out of the woods just yet.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, good.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they got people at forte. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And I understand they did so much, they're going to change their name to fifth day next year.

[Christy Lee]

You get 20 bucks off for saying it.

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

All Pat said was, I've got something special. I. I don't.

[Al Jackson]

Don't.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't need an intro. So, Pat, take it from here.

[Pat Godwin]

We are doing a. An update to my hit song, the classic Good Beaver Gone Bad. Oh, yeah. Because there are new trends out there. We're gonna update Good Beaver Gone Bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And. And I have the.

[Ace Cosby]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The musical bed, as they say.

[Al Jackson]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Just point when you're ready.

[Pat Godwin]

Go.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh,

[Pat Godwin]

I went to a place that serves you wild donkey I didn't like the smell and it tasted kind of funky but it's the latest craze. I hope it's just a phase. Gen Zers eating ass. Gen Z ers eating ass. I hope they wash their ass. Donkey meets the not a Roma Like a dirty little prairie dog in Bum F Oklahoma. Homer, give me bison, give me bear all you know that I don't care for everybody eating ass. Yeah, Gen Z is eating ass. You want to soak in a bathtub for hours. You want a donkey that takes a lot of showers. What's wrong with eating out all the beaver and the trout? I'm no fan of eating ass. You know when ass makes that sound. What happened to the culinary habits of the kids? They want their salads tossed now their

[Christy Lee]

taste buds hit the skids. He asked me to.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll pass. Don't want a meal with all that gas. Gen Z is eating Ass. Gen Z is. Gen Z is. Gen Z is eating ass,

[Tom Griswold]

Baby. Thank you very much, Patty G. And adapting his own song.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

A terrific arrangement and piano by the great Steve Ali.

[Christy Lee]

Updated for some current mores.

[Pat Godwin]

Culinary trends have changed.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe one of Christie's lovely young gents on the. On the clarinet there. Frank.

[Christy Lee]

Frank Glover.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Frank Glover. Thank you very much. That was good, Pat. I really enjoyed that.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a new trend.

[Chick McGee]

What? Frank and Christie used to be married.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, they're both.

[Tom Griswold]

They're both. I didn't really elaborate.

[Christy Lee]

I should have.

Frank. Lover is a great musician.

[Tom Griswold]

Called him Lover. They're both semi miniature people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He's short. Is that what you're saying?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're be both. You're. You're perfectly proportioned. Just look like you just shrugged.

[Christy Lee]

Sprunk.

[Tom Griswold]

1520.

[Christy Lee]

So you guys could. 33 and a third.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now coming up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, real quick. Yes, Pat, I love you. You went with funky instead of wonky.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I liked funky better.

[Jeff Oskay]

What is funky?

[Christy Lee]

Honestly, Oscar, I. I also prefer funky.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, funky's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

What was it?

[Pat Godwin]

Funky.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the. Couple it again.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, I went to a place that serves you wild donkey.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna couple at you.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't like the smell and it tasted kind of funky.

[Christy Lee]

It's. It's when form meets function. You're saying. You're put. You're saying funky in a funky way.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something. Dr. John were here, he'd say funky. Funky.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? What is the first line? I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

I went to a place that serves

[Tom Griswold]

you wild donkey and I said.

[Ace Cosby]

I didn't.

[Al Jackson]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't believe you're gonna serve that to a honky.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think? I think you enjoyed saying honky into a microphone and I. I don't blame you.

[Chick McGee]

There's a.

[Tom Griswold]

It truly is offensive, isn't it? Yes, it's implying that. Never mind. I'm glad you didn't go with that.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Glad I stirred you clear of that lyric. Well, what's coming up in the news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. We have something that tastes a lot better than donkey. Krispy Kreme is in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

That is good.

[Christy Lee]

We have a new dating trend in the news. Giraffe in the news and ever did a field trip. Field trips is kids. It's always fun. Yeah, for this six year old. It became quite exciting. We'll talk about it.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to love the field trip. We'd go to the museum that had the. The armor. The guy. The suits of armor.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? We went to the center of science industry in Columbus, Ohio, and the back of the bus was like a half hour, 45 minute ride. It was Thunderdome in the back. But I went to public school, so. Yeah, you probably had chauffeurs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm sure the back of the bus is where it happened.

[Pat Godwin]

I went down in the back.

[Chick McGee]

That's what happens. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's where the hood set.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever ride a bus to school?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

You never rode a bus. No wonder you don't like buses.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I.

[Chick McGee]

Although the first time I rode a

[Christy Lee]

bus for school was for the football practice.

[Chick McGee]

And then later in high school, we took a bus to. But that was the first.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember the name of your bus truck?

[Pat Godwin]

Remember?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

It was every morning and every afternoon for me.

[Pat Godwin]

You do Ed with the hair until

[Christy Lee]

I got my license and could drive.

You remember Ed?

[Pat Godwin]

Harry Ears is what I know.

[Christy Lee]

And Mr. Wurtz ours. Grade school book.

[Jeff Oskay]

You'd walk in, he'd slap you five. You'd go, buck. And he'd go, book. And every kid who walked on Buck. Yes, Buck. And you'd slap him five. It was the best. He would do donuts in the winter. I love this guy in the parking lot. It was awesome. All the kids would start chanting, donut. It'd be like, all right, hold on, boys. And he would spin that thing. He had two Bassett hounds he'd bring on once a year.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding? I love this guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, Buck rocked.

[Christy Lee]

That's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

How does he not have his own TV show?

[Christy Lee]

I'd watch Buck.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

His son Bucky.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not.

[Al Jackson]

Not.

[Jeff Oskay]

He never lived up to his house.

[Christy Lee]

It could be called Buck the Sister System. And it would be. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then the movie.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The what? He'd get. He'd get fired because he was such a cool guy. And then he'd do something really heroic and they'd have to bring him back, you know, pulling kids off a burning bus. He's a hero.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he is a hero.

[Tom Griswold]

What a great movie.

[Christy Lee]

There really is.

[Jeff Oskay]

He had the beanbag ashtray inside because he also was a custodian. So, like, in his office, he would always be chains.

[Tom Griswold]

Could he smoke on the bus?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't think he smoked on the bus, but he smoked in the school. We need sweeping floors.

[Christy Lee]

We need some good. Oh, that's great. Yeah, we need some good bus drivers. There's like a national shortage it's crazy,

[Tom Griswold]

but I don't know how they do it. That's got to be hard.

[Christy Lee]

It's a thankless gig and they're important, so.

[Tom Griswold]

But Buck. Is Buck still with us?

[Jeff Oskay]

He's not. He is not.

[Christy Lee]

I love that the Bucks that you followed Buck's life.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat's just printed his gravestone. Does it say the buck stopped here?

[Jeff Oskay]

Now I have to go play flowers.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now we will return with Christy Lee at the news desk. We'd love to hear from you, Bob and Tom, @bobandtom.com these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Tomorrow morning is knocking. Stock your fridge now. How about a creamy mocha Frappuccino drink? Or a sweet vanilla smooth caramel, maybe? Or a white chocolate mocha? Whichever you choose, delicious coffee awaits. Find Starbucks Frappuccino drinks wherever you buy your groceries.

[Tom Griswold]

95.com I can't get enough stretching lately.

[Christy Lee]

Good for you.

[Ace Cosby]

Feels good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

It feels good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever in one of those stretch places where they stretch you out?

[Christy Lee]

It's really something.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you mean like a rack?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, it's, it's the professional. They stretch it person does it.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, speaking of stretching things out, I was thinking about, we were talking about music earlier today and some of the great bands that are touring. There's so many, so many terrific artists out this summer. But I was thinking about pauses in music.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes when there's nothing happening.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man. It's not the notes. It's a bit of the silence between the notes.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Blind Lemon. Now, I was thinking about what is the great one of the greatest pauses of all time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Time.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And it dawned to me that great song by Lee Michaels. Do you know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

That song there, there is a great.

I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

And I, I, I isolated it for you. Yeah. And then, and it also has a. What? Can you do that again for me? Right. Because we were talking about earlier today.

[Christy Lee]

It was a hey, that you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that was a hey.

[Tom Griswold]

But you Interpreted as a.

[Chick McGee]

No, you interpreted it as a bark.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. Yes, you're correct. And here it is.

[Christy Lee]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Just give this a list.

[Chick McGee]

What is this? Lee Michaels? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's listen to the. The pause is. It says a lot. Sometimes saying nothing says more. Here it is. The restraint of the. See what I'm seeing, what I'm talking about?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. But the best one in all of music history has to be Wiper Blades by Haywood Banks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, there is. Very good. A very long pause in that.

[Christy Lee]

Drove you nuts, didn't it?

Yeah, he hates her, dude. In fact, he'll often say, get on Mike and say pause.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised. During this Lee Michaels thing, during the pause, Tom didn't go. This is the pause.

[Christy Lee]

Right. We were all waiting for it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's because. There we go with the particular way that radio works. If we feed too much silence, the computers go on to the next element. So you could be in the middle of wiper blades and suddenly get a. Just stop. You get a commercial.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I'm skeptical that the wiper blades pause is.

Is long enough.

Too long. Yeah, I. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I could get Eddie in here to explain this to you.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, I think Eddie would explain the system to me, but I don't think he would verify that the wiper blades pause is long enough to set that off.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll have to go get Eddie then.

[Pat Godwin]

We had a quiet.

[Christy Lee]

I am not going to bother that man. He's a hard worker.

[Chick McGee]

He's really trying not to hurt himself right now because he has to work with you. So let's just leave him back there. He's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

It is the finest engineer I know.

[Pat Godwin]

We had a quiet comedian in here that you admonished about being too soft, and you said you're going to throw us off the air there. Josh and I were sitting right there.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

As awkward a moment as I've ever lived through.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but you're forgetting the other part. The word comedian had been misapplied.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I told.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's okay. So wait a minute. So when. Let's do a little housekeeping here. So when a comedian comes in and I look at you and go, boy, that was something, huh? In a sarcastic way. Well, you just don't like anybody, but when you do it, it's laser focus. And you know that. Of course, he wasn't following.

[Tom Griswold]

Funny. It was a she. And she wasn't no she's.

[Christy Lee]

She's pretty damn funny.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we talking about the same person?

[Chick McGee]

We are.

[Christy Lee]

We are just. We're just talking about taste. Yeah, I, I, I like. I like what she does. You don't. So that's all, I promise you. We're talking about the same person.

[Pat Godwin]

Very quiet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Softer delivery.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. I think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But it's okay that not everybody's. For everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew it.

[Chick McGee]

I knew it in my bones this show was gonna be. Be really strange.

[Christy Lee]

It's Thursday and here we are. It always happens on a Thursday.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm due for another meltdown, and I don't want to do that.

[Christy Lee]

When was the last one?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. The anniversary of the meltdown. Oh, my God. Well, then we're going to play a little bit of Haywood Banks Wiper Blades.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we're going to come with Chick's Meltdown.

[Christy Lee]

So don't, don't speak during the pause and let's see if we actually go to commercial.

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Let's test her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Test her out.

[Chick McGee]

Then maybe somebody will come in and replace me. That would be good, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Can I just, maybe come in and just go, tick, tick, tick?

[Christy Lee]

No, that would not.

[Pat Godwin]

Then the experiment doesn't work.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What was the movie where the. It's about the guy that invented the delayed wiper blade motor.

[Christy Lee]

Tucker A Flash of Genius with Greg Kinnear.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg Kinnear.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good movie.

[Christy Lee]

It is. It is a good movie.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about getting screwed by the man.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the great Greg Kinnear. Ladies and gentlemen, without any further ado, it's our good friend, Mr. Heywood Banks.

[Unknown/Caller]

Oh, winter's here with all the ice and snow and the surly slush upon the rope oh, the salty spray upon my window Makes me wish that I'd replaced my wiper blades My wiper, wiper wiper blades My wiper, wiper wiper blade My wiper, wiper wiper blades I wish that I'd replace my wiper blade Salty spray from semis that do pass they turn my windshield into bathroom glass I turn, turn the knob But I come to the conclusion that I did not fill up my washer solution My wiper, wiper wiper fluid My wiper, wiper wiper fluid My wiper, wiper wiper fluid I wish that I'd replaced my wiper fluid down the expressway 80m ph I can make out headlights Daylights, frosted shapes but down by the dash is the clearing where both blades do scrape I can see fine If I lay on the passenger seat My wiper, wiper wiper blade My wiper, wiper wiper blades My wiper, wiper wiper blades I wish that I'd replace my wiper blade Newburst summer's hair with depressed bugs and flies all committing windshield suicides in smears of green and yellow gizzard goo Only Brillo wiper blades would do My wiper, wiper wiper blades My wiper, wiper wiper blades My wiper wiper wiper blip blades I wish that I'd replace my wiper blades one more time My wiper, wiper wiper blade My wiper, wiper wiper One time on Gay.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Unknown/Caller]

My wiper,

[Chick McGee]

wiper

[Unknown/Caller]

wiper blade I always said I'd replace my wiper blade.

[Chick McGee]

It was close.

[Christy Lee]

You were nervous.

[Ace Cosby]

It was close.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. I counted it. All right.

[Christy Lee]

What's the magic number?

[Chick McGee]

I think I applaud your.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Restraint.

[Ace Cosby]

Well do.

[Chick McGee]

Well done.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

And technically, June 21st, this Sunday is the anniversary of the melody.

[Christy Lee]

June 21st, 2018.

[Chick McGee]

June 21st, 2018.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we can celebrate it today. I think we can make it a week long.

[Chick McGee]

Or maybe we'll hang in there. We'll do what we've been doing. Well, a new live one here, 26. Oh, okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's just listen to the classic.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

By. By special request, ladies and gentlemen, it's the. The Chick McGee meltdown. I got you, but no Houston.

[Christy Lee]

No Houston.

Hello there, Houston. Hello there, Houston.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever.

[Chick McGee]

But he wants me to stop this. Don't do that.

[Al Jackson]

That's irritating.

[Chick McGee]

Don't ever make that noise again. I can't make Houston all that noise. If you make that noise.

[Al Jackson]

No. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Stop flying.

[Christy Lee]

Whistling. That people can't hear Houston in the lo.

[Tom Griswold]

There hat box.

[Christy Lee]

We're watching a show breakdown.

I wish a team of men in white. In white scrubs come in and drag you off while you're. While you're just.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello there.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going viral.

[Ace Cosby]

And then they.

[Christy Lee]

They inject you. They inject you with something.

[Tom Griswold]

John Kennedy.

[Christy Lee]

As they inject you, it's Houston.

Happy summer solstice, everyone.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

I do love the. The son of a. Just hanging there.

[Pat Godwin]

Something new every time.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty good. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that nice? When we come back, Christy Lee, what do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we got donuts in the news. We have kitten fishing. We have.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's not what you think it is. No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

It's Not.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of those dumb dating terms.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, you know, catfishing. Oh, God. Once again, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, there. I'm Paula Pan. I help people make the smartest money decisions possible. If you don't control your money, it controls you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not in control of your finances, and you have to look outside of yourself to live the life that you want.

[Unknown/Caller]

You're not in control.

[Josh Arnold]

You're like.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, what is it that you actually want? Money should follow the dreams and goals, because sometimes we make the dream and goal the money. And you've overworked yourself and you've exceeded what you've needed for the actual thing you want. Sometimes we forget, like, what's the actual thing you want?

[Christy Lee]

Afford anything. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. It's one of them days. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Indeed. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Look what you've done to us.

[Chick McGee]

There's. There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

One of it.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Josh and I are both. We've all given up the SS Forlorn. I'm Chick and Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that'll bring us back.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'll see your hello there and raise you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, do I love this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's. What's the name of the band?

[Chick McGee]

Penthouse 5 or something?

[Tom Griswold]

I think should be the coxman.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, they're not roosters. They're hens.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you know?

[Chick McGee]

That's what.

[Christy Lee]

The tenor of their tone.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't do roosters. Not buck.

[Christy Lee]

It would be a coxman. Would be a bit deeper voice.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. Do roosters. Not buck. Buck. Buck. They're.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't they going?

[Chick McGee]

No, they. They scream and yell. They're more screamers.

[Christy Lee]

Cockle doodle.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, but did you ever hear the term coxman?

[Chick McGee]

Of course, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Referencing somebody. He's a real coxman.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Where are you going with this? He said.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's kind of a dated term. I don't think you hear it much anymore.

[Christy Lee]

No, I mean, it's not appropriate in most situations, like, say, radio.

[Chick McGee]

You know, he's a gentleman. He's a statesman, politician beyond reproach. Brown coxman. It's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Josh, you don't hear people say, oh, he's a real. He's the real. The cock of the walk either.

Anymore.

You don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

But Coxman would have been like a. Bill Clinton would have been considered a Coxman.

[Christy Lee]

Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Back in the day.

[Christy Lee]

But the fact that cock is in of the walk, I think people are shy about saying it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. There's no way to get out of this discussion.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there is, because we're talking about dating. I guess, kind of. Relationship experts say a new toxic dating trend is on the rise, and it's called kitten fishing.

All right.

Unlike cat fishing, when someone creates a completely fake identity, kitten fishing involves smaller deceptions designed to make a person seem more attractive.

Sounds like dating to me.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, what is this?

[Chick McGee]

Who tells the truth on the first date?

[Tom Griswold]

This is nothing new.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, shut up, Oscar.

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm tired of wasting women's time. I don't want to hear another woman be like, oh, I. You've led me to believe that. No, I. I'm like, I have bad credit. I have two ex wives. They both hate me. I have three kids that also hate me.

[Josh Arnold]

I have.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have bad manners. I smoke weed. I'm a loser. Like, if you aren't on board, just leave now, and I'll enjoy my Applebee's by myself. We don't need to continue any further, you know, So.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Jeff. What a great person you are.

[Christy Lee]

But that's Gob. Isn't that goblin intimacy? What do we learn?

Goblintimacy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's where you're supposed to spill it all in the first.

[Christy Lee]

Like, what Jeff did.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything we left out, like, excessive flatulence, a lot of loose stool when eating peanuts, anything.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, I probably won't be pleased in the bedroom. I will be. You won't.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, you're famous for your line. I didn't get a dui. I just like driving mopeds.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, and I didn't drive, like, for the long. I didn't drive for, like, 14 years, so I had to tell him I didn't drive. I take the bus. Like.

[Christy Lee]

Like, why didn't you drive?

[Jeff Oskay]

Because I wasn't legally allowed to shut

[Tom Griswold]

up for 14 years. Did you kill somebody?

[Jeff Oskay]

No. I lost my license for, like, a year, and then I was just too lazy to go. I. I thought they were going to arrest me when I get. Went to get my license back.

[Unknown/Caller]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

And so finally, after, like, 14 years, I was like, well, it's time to go. To jail. And I went in, they got. You owe $300. And I was like, you aren't taking me to jail. They go, no, here, I gave him $300 and they gave me a license.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have to give the ankle monitor back or do you get to keep it?

[Jeff Oskay]

I have never been to jail.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, why did. Why did you lose your license for a year?

[Chick McGee]

No, I think the question is why are you insistent that he's been to jail? What is it about him that you think he's been.

[Christy Lee]

What Tom wants to say is, look at him. That's what his.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Yeah. And I know that's what he wants. That's why I asked the question.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's. You lost your license for a year?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I didn't have insurance when I got pulled over, and then I lost. I got my license suspended. And then when I got pulled over on the suspended license.

[Tom Griswold]

Was there a component of this where you enjoyed riding the bus and thought you might meet women?

[Jeff Oskay]

I.

[Christy Lee]

No, no. I mean, you can. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

On the bus. You're going to meet some dirty ladies, you know, desperate lady that would do anything to have a square man.

[Christy Lee]

There are people that like to ride the bus, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Good, I'm glad they do. That'll keep them off the road.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, there's not a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Public transportation is important.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to run for mayor and take one of the bus lines out

[Christy Lee]

of service because it affects you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's right. It's a pain in the ass.

[Chick McGee]

You are hitting all the hot buttons of being on the wrong side of the bus.

[Tom Griswold]

Everyone who rides that bus line, they could have given them a Cadillac for life that no one rides that stupid thing.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hundreds of people ride that bus.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Not thousands.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my very progressive friends agrees with me on.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

That's how my son got to school every day.

Listen, listen.

[Jeff Oskay]

Most public school kids in this city take the public bus to go to school. They don't have.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are the orange buses. I'm talking about the regular city.

[Christy Lee]

Remember earlier we mentioned the bus driver shortage? That's that we really need to do something about.

[Chick McGee]

But I know you have a draft anymore, boy.

[Christy Lee]

That's a draft for bus drivers.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you'll never hear this. I'm gonna keep saying it wrong again.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm sorry. So what's the name of this stupid dating trend?

[Christy Lee]

Kitten fishing.

[Tom Griswold]

No one's using that.

[Christy Lee]

It can include adding a few inches to your height, shaving a few years off your age or posting heavily edited photos on dating apps. Everybody does this.

[Chick McGee]

We just have a term for it.

[Christy Lee]

Now, experts say these seemingly harmless exaggerations can damage trust.

[Tom Griswold]

This is not a picture of me with Chris Hansen before a relationship even

[Christy Lee]

has a chance to begin.

Man, some of those Chris Hansen things.

[Pat Godwin]

You have any TV credits?

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah. How about NBC prime time?

[Christy Lee]

Did you know you were coming here to. Did you know the girl you're here to meet is only 14? No, of course not. Why do you have a happy Meal? That was one I actually saw.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, speaking of TV credits, I can't believe I haven't even mentioned this today. Pat Godwin TV credit right now. They just released the Pat Godwin dry bar special. It's awesome. And you can go to YouTube and you can check it out. You get the dry bar app. Now, this is a little tricky, Pat. You got to walk me through this one more time.

[Christy Lee]

Time.

[Pat Godwin]

You can go to the app, Dry bar app, or the website, and you put in the promo code Pat Godwin, all caps, no spaces, and boom, you get a free month.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now You've had over 200,000 views in this baby.

[Pat Godwin]

We're getting up there. Yeah, it's great.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was filmed more than a year ago. And Pat's better than and more handsome than he was. Hard to believe. Yeah, but it's in incredibly well edited and really well photographed. They did such a nice job. But once again, Patty G's big TV credit. The dry bar special Special. Be sure to check that out. I'm sorry. Back to kitten. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Kitten fishing. You're guilty of this pattern?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I lie. I use old photos.

[Christy Lee]

I'm with Jeff. I don't do that.

[Pat Godwin]

I have an English accent on the first day.

[Tom Griswold]

I've done that.

[Pat Godwin]

I've done that from Australia. I'm dead serious.

[Tom Griswold]

You told someone you were?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, when I was younger, I did that one time when I lived in southern Indiana.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it work?

[Ace Cosby]

Work?

[Pat Godwin]

It did. I had to fake it for two weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

How did you undo it?

[Pat Godwin]

I just finally came clean after about two weeks. She was. Introduced me to her friends as a guy from Australia. I couldn't do an Australian accent, so I just did a beetle accent. Oh, are you looking good today? Where do you want to go?

[Christy Lee]

Was she, like. When you did come clean, was she, like, what?

[Pat Godwin]

Nah, it wasn't good for two weeks.

[Unknown/Caller]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The essential. The. The essence of your relationship is a big lie.

[Pat Godwin]

And we were together five years. That was the first time.

[Christy Lee]

Kim, you Told her that you were from Australia but you couldn't do an Australian accent.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Why didn't you say you were from Liverpool, you dummy?

[Pat Godwin]

I, I don't. I panicked.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're not even good at lying.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it worked, though. We were together a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Is.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the one where you got the tattoo?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, this is where. This is my first Kim. Way, way back.

[Christy Lee]

Is this Miami Kim?

[Pat Godwin]

No, this is not Miami Kim, which

[Tom Griswold]

was the Kim tattoo.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a Miami Kim. Yeah, Kim.

[Tom Griswold]

And you've, you've, you've. You between being married to. You've had what, four Kims?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, many more.

[Tom Griswold]

And none of them Asian?

[Pat Godwin]

No. No Asian Kims.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing, really. I mean, odds are.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

You guys,

[Chick McGee]

has it been heavy this way today? Is it nowhere?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

Well, it's just you and that.

[Al Jackson]

You think.

[Christy Lee]

Think it hasn't been heavy like this for the last two years.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe I'm just noticing hyper aware.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, kitten fishing.

[Jeff Oskay]

I had a co worker who was with a man for five years who said he was from England, had a child with the man. Come find out he was from Texas. He had been. He faked his accent for five years.

[Christy Lee]

Five years.

[Jeff Oskay]

None of the, none of the fellow employees, none of us knew if you

[Chick McGee]

fake an English accent for five years, you have an English accent.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You do know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Just go with it.

[Christy Lee]

Amazing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Married the girl, had a, had a baby with her and found out because, like, his estranged father ended up, like, showing up and she's like, oh, where's your accent? And he's like, he's from Texas. What the hell are you talking about? No, he was a server. He would go up to every table. Everyone thought he was British, man.

[Christy Lee]

I bet it helped his tips. I bet people are more prone to tips.

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there's this documentary on Netflix called Maternal Instinct. Instinct. Have you heard about this? It was. I'm not sure. It just recently dropped and dropped. And this lady gets involved with this man and tells him she's pregnant and she'd had a hysterectomy five years before and goes through the gender reveal and the whole thing and went online to buy a empathy belly. And there's something, something electronic in it that makes it look like the baby's kicking through the fake belly. And I'm not going to tell you how it ends, but you won't.

[Christy Lee]

See, this is the.

[Tom Griswold]

This makes me more paranoid. I got accused yesterday. A lot of lying going on Being incredibly paranoid. And now I'm even more paranoid.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah?

[Christy Lee]

What were you paranoid about yesterday?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I forget what it was something. Oh, I know. It was about the lightning.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Check local listing.

[Christy Lee]

Did you bring your lightning right up

[Chick McGee]

the lightning from the sky?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. By the way, I've decided there too.

[Christy Lee]

You wouldn't allow her to take a shower.

[Chick McGee]

What's your policy on taking a shower during a life you're not supposed to?

[Tom Griswold]

That was kind of how this. There were.

[Chick McGee]

Is that how it started?

[Tom Griswold]

There are two kinds of dogs. No, here. That. Here's the problem. There are two kinds of dogs. As far as I know. There are dogs that are terrified of thunder and lightning. And other dog. One of mine is terrified. Okay, so I got these THC infused dog biscuits.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

How many g. Well, and I was. You know, it says right on the thing, not for humans. I'm not a. As you know, I'm terrified of drugs now because now I have so much trouble being functioning with my head normally. I can't imagine how bad I'd be.

[Christy Lee]

But you might be actually functioning better.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but what if it isn't? Can you imagine if I got any worse than any. But the larger point here is I

[Chick McGee]

can kind of picture that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a drug user. Help me here. Help me here. Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

So I was concerned about giving my. I love this dog so much. I was really concerned about giving him these THC biscuits. Dog biscuits. So I said, well, there's a weight chart. It said at his weight, he's like 50 pounds. Give him two. I only gave him one. Says, I don't want him to have a bad trip. And then Kelly. Kelly goes, you're so paranoid. No, I'm not. Then I said, who have you been talking to? They told. They called me paranoid at work yesterday. So, yeah, that's what started the whole thing. And then it led to the thing about not getting in the shower during a lightning storm. And by the way, I spent the entire night. Night Next to a beautiful, warm body. My dog, Mr. Fletcher.

[Christy Lee]

So did it.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrified of thunder.

[Christy Lee]

So the. The biscuit, even.

[Tom Griswold]

Even with the biscuit, he was right there all night.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he's right there all night all the time anyway, isn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's not. He's got his own.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, when we were hanging out back when Willie would have been maybe 13 or 14, we were at your house and we were going somewhere to some comedy function. And as we were leaving, you told Willie, now, Willie, don't take any baths while I'm gone. And Willie looks at me and goes, he's insane. Wouldn't let him take a bath when he was a kid.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

He was nervous about the bathtub and leaving.

[Christy Lee]

Willie, I get that you don't want to kill him.

[Pat Godwin]

Now he is 13.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, but think of 13 year old Willie.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was kind of.

[Chick McGee]

He was kind of clumsy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He probably had more pop than Oscar has now.

[Chick McGee]

I'd be tempted to say, I didn't mean that. I just thought a fun clumsy joke

[Christy Lee]

would be if I left Willie in his hotel room now at 32, I might go, hey, don't take any baths.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah,

[Chick McGee]

just. Just to be on the safe side

[Christy Lee]

and leave the iron in the closet.

[Chick McGee]

Let me come back, make sure all the windows are shut.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie will be here. He'll be here Monday to defend himself. What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a baby giraffe that needs a name. We have a really cute cat that made his debut on stage in Turkey and Donuts. In the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen this cat video?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

Yeah, mildly amusing. It best.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Animals sometimes do silly things.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you tell him how radio works? How we're trying to get people to stick around and listen?

[Christy Lee]

Are we playing the phones again?

[Chick McGee]

No comment.

[Christy Lee]

Talk more about the history of Larry Storch or whatever the.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I think we got the B side to mind.

[Christy Lee]

Tell everybody how radio works.

[Tom Griswold]

No one mentioned, no one mentioned Larry's Storch.

[Christy Lee]

But it's in that ilk of something.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Larry. Larry. Larry Storch made the show F Troop.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did you know that he was a terrific stand up comedian. A Lego builder.

[Tom Griswold]

He was not a Lego builder. This is your problem. You not only distort facts, you just make them up out of whole cloth. I'll explain what that means to you later. Christine, do you have anything interesting over there?

[Christy Lee]

While the world watches the stars at the FIFA World cup, my friends at Hyundai have their eyes on the next generation of talent as well. The future stars in soccer turning heads at the age of 14. Because next doesn't wait for an invitation. And neither does Hyundai. Hyundai has always moved the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on every one of their vehicles.

You know who else didn't wait for an invitation? That cat who walked on stage during Romeo and Julie.

You're right.

He sat next to the actor. There's your story.

An engineered ev.

[Tom Griswold]

Not even close to the story.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's pretty much it.

[Pat Godwin]

There's the story.

[Chick McGee]

I saw.

[Tom Griswold]

There's more.

[Christy Lee]

I saw it. Hyundai engineered their EVs with ultra fast charging capability. And they're still doing things every day to advance whatever it is they do. No, I'm kidding. Because the future isn't some far off concept. Hyundai, it's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai is an official partner of FIFA and we love them very, very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, you've been driving that Hyundai for three years. I know you love it. You want to get a new one

[Christy Lee]

because 36, 000 miles, you could keep

[Tom Griswold]

it for till 200 easy.

[Christy Lee]

I know, I know, I know, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

You just want a nice fancy one. Now Pat, speaking of Shakespeare. Yeah, you famously, your father was a very well known director of Shakespeare. Live theater nearest excellent. But he also was an actor and I remember you once asked him about Romeo and Juliet. How did that go?

[Pat Godwin]

We went to the Stratford Festival in Canada. As we were driving up, I said, dad, did Romeo ever sleep with Gillette? Sleep with Juliet, he goes. Well, in the Chicago company. Funnier if I didn't say Gillette, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Wherefore out there, boner. We'll be right back. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey there, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. And hello Low Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Before we move on especially Wacky Tom, I would like to do something just for Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Yay me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now this is a little bit of. A little bit of my favorite show. A little bit of my favorite song. I should say say. And this invol. This is the name that tune show, I guess we could call it. Okay, Josh, I want you to see if you can figure out what this is. Josh. Only by the way, Ace, don't blurt it out. I know you can't stand it, but here we go.

[Christy Lee]

That would be your F Troop.

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The theme to the TV show F Troop.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think the end of the Civil. Somebody elbowed somebody when they called it F Troop? You know what F stands for?

[Tom Griswold]

Now one of the great things about that theme song.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, dude, that's like many of the

[Tom Griswold]

great theme songs in television. It explains the premise of the show

[Chick McGee]

that got on television. Advertisers spent money, so that could be.

[Christy Lee]

I watched that show, though.

That was a sick show.

It was definitely a staple.

[Tom Griswold]

The star of the show, of course, Larry Storch.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if he was a star. That cute little Ken guy was the star.

[Chick McGee]

Ken Barry. Ken Barry.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but the comedy didn't come from Ken Barry.

[Christy Lee]

And who was the guy with the big schlong?

[Chick McGee]

That guy Forrest Tucker Forest.

[Tom Griswold]

Tucker famously had one of the largest male members in Hollywood.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I remember.

[Pat Godwin]

Loud enough to win.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And. Yeah. But the great Larry Storch, who Josh had referenced earlier suggesting that I would be bringing up Mr. Storch, and I just did.

[Christy Lee]

Was his name Acorn?

[Tom Griswold]

Acar.

[Christy Lee]

Close enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Acorn.

[Ace Cosby]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? The judges will give you Acorn. Now, today's incredibly most obscure trivia fact.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I think it's all been really, really obscure.

[Tom Griswold]

The band Little Feet actually appeared on the show F Troop L George. And, and, and by the way, they're doing their last tour this summer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Now they're going as Swollen Feet.

[Chick McGee]

Well, George ain't doing no tour.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the great little George is, he says, is the great Paul Barrera. But the point is, yeah, if you get a chance, go to see Little Feet.

[Chick McGee]

They're on tour, but they have singing now. Do you know right off the top of your head. Well, I know it's Craig Fuller there for a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they got. It's, It's a new dude, but they're the keyboard.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the new dude.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Do you drag your wife to those shows? Shows? Does she?

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you for bringing that up, Chris. We've actually. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you a true story.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You and I both went to see our friend Peter Frampton.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Who, if you get a chance to go see Mr. Frampton. He's brilliant.

[Christy Lee]

Has a new album out. Check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

And a documentary due any day now.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. It was at Tribeca. I'm trying to get it somewhere else.

[Tom Griswold]

Hoping to talk to Peter, but I went to see him and I took Kelly, and she's a little bit younger than I am and was not really hip to. I would have thought she would have at least heard, you know, some of the hits.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So. So we've kind of come to an agreement that I'm gonna hang out, like, I'll take my friend Mark or something.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your philosophy on that? I guess you.

[Christy Lee]

You were the same age. My husband and I.

[Tom Griswold]

That's weird. That's weird.

[Christy Lee]

You know, you don't have to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that like?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But no, so then when she goes.

[Christy Lee]

My future wife isn't even born yet.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty much how it is with me.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The. But the point is. Yeah. So she has agreed that she will. There are certain shows I'd much rather not suffer through.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

But I've gone to quite a few of them now.

[Christy Lee]

We all have compromises in our relationship like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think it's because it's. If you're going to spend, you know, whatever, 300 bucks and everything to go see a show, you might as well be able to enjoy it.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely not.

[Tom Griswold]

Have someone looking at their watch.

[Christy Lee]

She didn't get converted to a Frampton fan.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

I took my kids to see him and they are now huge Peter Frampton fans. They loved him.

[Tom Griswold]

I think what you have to do is you have to listen to him before you go to the show.

[Christy Lee]

I think that's always a better move.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

There's certain things where if you don't know anything about it, it's immediately great. I went to see that Broadway show, Evan Hansen, whatever it's called, and I'd never heard anything about it. Walked in, sat down, and it just blew me away right off the bat. It was so great, that music. But for the most part, I think a lot of music, you have to kind of listen to a lot, be prepared for. Yeah, yeah. So. But the answer to your question is. Yeah, we'll. We'll split stuff up on occasion.

[Christy Lee]

Cool.

Sometimes, isn't it great, though, when you. An opening band you've never really heard of, and they just. You just go, I have to find everything.

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a great.

[Christy Lee]

Such a fun discovery.

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That happened. That used to happen. I think even more. Because back in the day, especially if you like. If you look at the. They would put bands together that weren't necessarily of the same ilk.

[Christy Lee]

Bob Seeger and Kiss is the famous one.

[Pat Godwin]

Jimi Hendrix and the Monkeys.

[Christy Lee]

Because I saw Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, sometimes. And sometimes it doesn't work. That's an example. It doesn't work. I meant to see Emerson, Lake and Palmer. That kind of. What do you. What is that? Progressive rock. And the opening act was Taj Mahal, who was awesome. And then. Then Edgar Winter's white trash, super funky soul horn band. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

But that really worked that you get introduced to a band as Josh would Suggest.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. It's really cool when a band you've never heard of just blows you away. So we can keep hoping that'll keep happening. Yes, but.

[Christy Lee]

Time for our history lesson. Not that you aren't doing history, but you can continue.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to do history. Yeah. I gotta find it now.

[Christy Lee]

This is our time frame.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm ready to go. What day is today?

[Christy Lee]

June 18th.

[Tom Griswold]

It's gonna take me a second. June 17th. June 8th.

[Christy Lee]

Sitting in here is like a history lesson every day, isn't it?

We learn about things like Larry Storch.

Yeah. Anything from 1960 to 1970 we're well aware of.

[Tom Griswold]

Right then. Ken Barry's the guy that May became Mayberry RFD that was on Mama's Family.

[Christy Lee]

I liked him on Mama's Family.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks a lot, Mama.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Bear.

[Chick McGee]

My God. That was a catchphrase. Thanks a lot, Mama.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember who this. The coast. The.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The Don Knotts of Mayberry RFD Was Jack Burns. Jack Burns. He was very funny.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he was.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That show was a little bit marginal. Pat, this is for you.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever seen Mayberry csi?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a mark.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's gotta be.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was just going to say. Someone must have done that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. That's Helen Crump. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

This is an easy one.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that you're drugged out right now with the.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not on any drugs. Haven't been. I did it the first three days and I'm done.

[Tom Griswold]

You just said Romeo and Gillette a minute ago.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that was just a normal flub. It's actually a magic act. Romeo and Gillette Pendulum, 1682.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this guy is credited with being the founder of Philadelphia.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that would be William Penn.

[Tom Griswold]

William Penn. Penn.

[Christy Lee]

Is that his real name or was that a pen name?

[Chick McGee]

Is that the statue? It looks like he's peeing or.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's William Penn.

[Chick McGee]

I thought. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was he a Quaker?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

No, but they did eat. I do know that they did enjoy some oatmeal, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, this is good. 1815. Napoleon and France defeated by British forces. Where Christy was Lee.

[Christy Lee]

In what year? 1815.

[Tom Griswold]

Famously, Napoleon. Big loser.

[Christy Lee]

An ABBA song.

[Pat Godwin]

A soda. Club soda.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Think sparkling water.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Flavored. Sparkling.

[Chick McGee]

Waterloo.

[Tom Griswold]

The answer is Waterloo.

[Ace Cosby]

Waterloo.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it is.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the hip one right now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're right.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what the ladies drink.

[Tom Griswold]

Waterloo is.

[Christy Lee]

I hate history.

You know, and we threw a lot of weirdness, Satch.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's that ABBA song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's abba. No, it's that one.

[Al Jackson]

I'm.

[Christy Lee]

I know. I did it, too. I had to correct myself.

[Chick McGee]

Abba winning.

[Pat Godwin]

Hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Time. Mr. Timeless. That's what they call him. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Abalo. Abalo. I'm losing my mind.

Abalo is when Desi Arnaz was in abba.

[Tom Griswold]

Abalo. Oh, let's see now.

[Christy Lee]

Get much sleep?

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting. And I did not know this. In 1873, Susan B. Anthony was fined $100 for lesbianism.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Voting for voting in the US presidential election. They say that would be inflation adjusted to $2,118. Susan B. Anthony. I remember famously. I do remember this part of the story. She famously did a writing in. She wrote in Deez nuts.

[Christy Lee]

Funny enough.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, she was a joker.

[Chick McGee]

She was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she was funny.

[Chick McGee]

Just a card.

[Tom Griswold]

No Susie now today, she could pay that fine. And in Susan B. Anthony box.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Let's see now.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1898. Oh, the first. This is called an amusement pier. Opened in Atlantic City.

[Chick McGee]

City.

[Tom Griswold]

And now in 1898, it was a lot different. As you know, they. What do they call it? The freak show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You just would just go in there and watch people that had horrific diseases.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Diving horse, famously.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that where they did Miss America?

[Tom Griswold]

Eventually? Yeah, yeah. But back in the day, did you ever go into a freak show? Yes, I went to one once and it was.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Just not my cup of tea.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. This is better. Christy Lee will get this one.

[Christy Lee]

I doubt it.

[Tom Griswold]

1928, she was the first woman to fly across the Atlantic Ocean, landing at Blurry Point, Wales.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Amelia Earhart.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

And I knew that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Blurry Point is where they always take pictures of Bigfoot.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. But I mean, they are prevalent there, but it's a shame.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. 2001, the Fast and the Furious premiered. Got 25 years of that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

Coming back into theaters this August.

No, I'm not a fan of the first one.

[Chick McGee]

It's number. Number 11, right, I think, right?

[Christy Lee]

I think so, yeah. Coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they don't. They have, like, superheroes now when they fly and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Not quite super, almost nearly superhuman people,

but they hold on torpedoes and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't want them stepping a torpedo or something.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry. If you were actually watching. Watch the films.

[Tom Griswold]

I would never watch.

[Christy Lee]

He put his foot out the car and kicked the torpedo.

Jason Statham is A badass.

[Pat Godwin]

Didn't you and Chick Josh go to watch them all in one day?

[Christy Lee]

We watched them all over a couple weeks, and then we went and saw, I think it was fast.

[Ace Cosby]

Eight.

[Christy Lee]

Fate of the Fury.

[Chick McGee]

Eight or nine or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is eight, 25 years ago. So if you.

[Chick McGee]

I know. They're clogging up my movie.

[Tom Griswold]

If you have the mentality to see that movie, you would have knocked up your girlfriend 25 years ago. That kid had probably just maybe about to get his GED

[Jeff Oskay]

and knock up his girlfriend.

[Unknown/Caller]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he didn't know he did that seven years ago. Happy birthday, Paul McCartney. Oh, wow, this is interesting. Patty G. Listen to this. Paul McCartney was born in 1942, which would make him 85. 84.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

They were close. What are you so mad at?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I thought he would pick up on the. When I'm 84. Oh, well, did you still sing that line?

[Chick McGee]

It is 64.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but I'm saying he would now. We could augment it.

[Pat Godwin]

Pick up on that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think any simpleton.

[Christy Lee]

Why didn't you. Why didn't you pick up on what was in his head?

[Chick McGee]

Because any simpleton would have. And I don't know why people won't talk to me if I call them simpleton. I don't know what the problem is

[Christy Lee]

there for the listener at home. Oh, morning, McGee just said all that with his. His head in his hand. I mean, all morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

This is exhausting.

[Tom Griswold]

Roger Ebert was born in the state in 1942. Sadly, he's gone. Is there, by the way, is there anybody.

[Chick McGee]

RogerEbert.com though, still out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there anybody that has the power that those two guys have anymore? No, that was really. That was. They were kind of the. It.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think a lot of people rely on Rotten Tomatoes. Or maybe

[Christy Lee]

we didn't have social media back then. We only had the guys on tv. Oh, that was it.

By the way, Gene Shallow just passed away.

Yeah, he did.

I thought that happened 20 years ago.

[Pat Godwin]

So did I. Been out there.

[Tom Griswold]

He was 100.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Man, that guy was a card, wasn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

I love that guy.

[Christy Lee]

I loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

The crazy hair, the weird mustard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

Bow tie.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. What am I saying?

[Christy Lee]

What an odd man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oscar Halloween. You could go as Gene Shallot.

[Christy Lee]

He'd have to shave his beard, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you got the stash going. You could get. You got their nutty hair.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, look how nutty his hair is.

[Ace Cosby]

Nutty.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd have to. You'd have to.

[Christy Lee]

He's got Beautiful hair. You're just jealous.

[Tom Griswold]

I am. You'd have to kind of puff it out.

[Jeff Oskay]

It'll throw out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, that's really cool.

[Chick McGee]

It'll throw.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a pick?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

At home.

[Christy Lee]

I'll loan you one. Very good. Ace.

[Tom Griswold]

And Ace has the. Ace has the sock. Solid brother. Fist on it. They only make two kinds.

[Christy Lee]

Fisted and not fist.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's like the old days of smoking and not smoking. Okay, well, we've. We've done a nice job today.

[Al Jackson]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's history for you, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I blame you. Right, now, let's talk real quick about money. Money, money, money.

[Christy Lee]

Give me some money, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me some money.

[Al Jackson]

How about this?

[Tom Griswold]

Your house can give you some money. What am I talking about? If you own your own home.

[Jeff Oskay]

Home.

[Tom Griswold]

And you've owned it for a few years or more, maybe. If you've owned it for 10 years, it's probably worth double what you paid for it. It depends where you live and on your circumstance, et cetera, et cetera. But for the most part, houses are worth a lot more than they used to be. I bring it up because there's a lot of equity there, but you don't have to sell your house to take advantage of that. That's where American Financing comes in. Folks at American Financing are salary based folks that can help you out in about 10 minutes. They can walk you through this to see if it might work for your situation. I don't know what your situation is, but you can talk to them and they'll tell you what's happening. Right now their average client has knocked off about an average of 800 bucks a month on their payments. So find out how that works by doing a refi. And once again, the idea here is you can take advantage of the equity and grab some cash. No upfront fees, by the way, with American Financing, no pressure sales. Like I said, salary based mortgage consulting. So give yourself a break. Here, check it out. It might be for you. I don't know. Visit American Financing.net. you can call them 866-889-2611. It's easier just to remember American Financing.net do me a favor. Do a slash, Bob and Tom, or tell them that you heard about it on this show. That'll be very helpful for them and for us. And once again, you'll find them at americanfinancing.net NMLS 182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the five started 6.3, 2 7% for well qualified. BO 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit american financing.net Bob and Tom, average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel. Off.

[Tom Griswold]

Great spot.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick and hello. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. Testing, check, check, check. Sibilance. Good morning, good afternoon, good evening. Depending on when you're listening, how is everybody?

[Chick McGee]

People are, people are, people are more or less trapped in the subway right now trying to get out for the Knicks, the next parade.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine?

[Chick McGee]

It takes like an hour to get out of the subway.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, it's raining.

[Chick McGee]

They're kind of trapped there.

[Tom Griswold]

They've got a chance of a thunder shower in New York City today, so. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But you'll see it all over TV later.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, there's a new viral food experiment that involves pan frying glazed donuts. New York based content creator Kelly Cha kicked off the trend by sharing a video of herself frying up a glazed donut from Krispy Kreme to create a crunchy and almost creme grulet exterior. The clip garnered millions of views and inspired other users, including the official Krispy Kreme account, to make their own versions.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so you take a donut and

[Christy Lee]

you fry it up pretty easy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's, that's, no, no, we heard what Christy said.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean, why is this.

[Chick McGee]

Let's have Tom explain it to us.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean, it's, it's, any moron could do this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but she thought to do it and actually put it on.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Users pointed out that the trend is not necessarily new. In 2024, Chef David Chang fried up donuts and served them alongside a scoop of ice cream on his show. Changing Dinner Time Live with David Chang. Yes. Yeah.

Dinner time Live.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it, I mean, isn't this the staple of the state fair deep frying stuff over again.

[Christy Lee]

She's just pan frying. She's in a deep frying. That's different.

[Chick McGee]

I have two questions. What's your problem with this lady doing that? And my follow up is why Are we doing this story?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I hate reading about so called influencers. What does she call herself?

[Christy Lee]

She's a content creator.

[Tom Griswold]

Content creator.

[Christy Lee]

And you know, that's what we are.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, no, it's the way of the world right now.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not a content creator. I'm an angry white guy.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, Back to that. Are we? Okay, Angry white guy.

[Christy Lee]

Angry white guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this does go on to say others suggested different methods of cooking, including using a waffle iron.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we've heard of that. What was that we were talking about anyway?

[Tom Griswold]

What were we talking about?

[Christy Lee]

Redundant.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about something else you could use because I. I'm. I've decided I'm.

[Christy Lee]

Potatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what it was. Thank you, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and the waffle.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna go. I was looking at buying a waffle iron.

[Chick McGee]

Potato cakes. Can't beat them.

[Christy Lee]

I love them.

[Tom Griswold]

And someone. Yeah, you were saying? Yeah, that'd be great for mashed potatoes and also for us, like cinnamon rolls. You put them in there.

[Christy Lee]

We have a. Jason's got us up. There's the fried donut for the David Chang show.

Oh, that looks great, doesn't it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that ice cream on top of it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that looks fantastic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that looks really good.

[Pat Godwin]

It does look good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't go changing. Thank you, chick.

[Christy Lee]

A ballet performance of Romeo and Juliet in Turkey went off script when an orange cat wandered onto stage and interacted with the performance.

Can you believe how funny that is?

Video by the Imperial Russian Ballet Company in In is Mirror shows the cat wandering onto the stage during the climactic scene following Romeo's death.

What's funny is the cat wasn't supposed to do that.

No, it wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh. As someone who appreciates art, I can tell you that this is the scene, the climax of the theatrical performance. Not only is it Romeo and Juliet, it's Romeo and Juliet with ballet.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. So you can't talk at all?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Had I been at this performance, I would have left at halftime. I mean, her mission.

[Christy Lee]

But sits right by the poisoned Romeo, biting and scratching his nose.

[Tom Griswold]

He's supposed to be dead.

[Christy Lee]

Spoiler alert.

The dancer does not flinch. Juliet drags Romeo by his legs away from the cat before she resumes for.

[Tom Griswold]

So she ad libbed that. That's not hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no, no. Not hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? It's mildly amusing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

This happened in some become backwater in Turkey, and it made the national international

[Jeff Oskay]

chaos like this since that stray wandered into cats.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But thankfully, most people didn't notice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

You're familiar with Shakespeare, Pat. Your dad was.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Your dad was.

[Pat Godwin]

Grew up with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Director.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think being more from. The more familiar you are with Shakespeare, the funnier this cat story is?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no,

[Pat Godwin]

they're set in concrete with what they have to say, so they can't really improvise and get around it.

[Christy Lee]

So what's ballet?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Tabby through yonder window breaks?

[Christy Lee]

Well, he's all right. I mean, you're trying to have a little fun with it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. We're not having fun. Oh, now we got the video. He's supposed to be dead and this cat's biting his face, scratching him.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Juliet has the presence of mind to grab the corpse's body and pull him away.

[Christy Lee]

Cat's like, hey, I was having fun with that what are you doing, lady?

[Tom Griswold]

Then she gets over him and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, she's.

[Tom Griswold]

She's sobbing and did she get up and keep dancing?

[Chick McGee]

Do they dance in Romeo and Juliet?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it's a ballet.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a ballet version. Like I said, this is double the pain.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the hell with that. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Ballet. What is wrong?

[Chick McGee]

You're a girl.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do they. Do they do the dialogue or is there's that being done off stage?

[Christy Lee]

I bet they barely did dialogue.

I don't think they do dialogue.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's ballet.

[Christy Lee]

The ballet.

I saw one ballet in my life, and it was actually cool. It was Dracula, so I liked it.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they talk?

[Christy Lee]

No.

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Was there a lot of, like, ladies leaning back while he's biting on her neck stuff?

[Christy Lee]

Not a ton of that, but.

[Chick McGee]

Was there a stray cat on stage?

[Christy Lee]

No, Stray cat strut. I didn't care for it.

[Ace Cosby]

Huh.

[Unknown/Caller]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, this is as exciting as Pizza Rat. Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you guys believe that this rat ate a piece of garbage on the ground? No. No, I can't. Let's bother the world with it.

I think June 18th is going to be your nervous breakdown day.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome aboard, son.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, we have Al Jackson. We'll talk with comedian Al. Al Jackson. And I'm looking forward to talking to Al, as always. Plus, we have robot toilets in the news now. This is exciting.

[Christy Lee]

I hope they're wandering around.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it's. This is fantastic. Finally. This is like the. This is like Uber Eats, except it's Uber Shats. And then they bring it to you. We'll find out.

[Christy Lee]

This is already out the door.

[Al Jackson]

These.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Otto Part Studios. This Is the Bob and Tom show

[Josh Arnold]

add to or continue the conversation? Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I am.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Jeff Oscar. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. There's. There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

Me.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go to the big screen. Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

There he is.

[Al Jackson]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I never could recognize Al. It's Al Jackson, a comedian.

[Al Jackson]

What's up?

[Christy Lee]

Your hotel room, Al today, aren't you?

[Al Jackson]

I am. I'm Shout out. I am in Bloomington, Illinois, about to do a. A show for basically all the. The school resource officers in the state of Illinois, is my second year in a row doing it. So I love it. I love this organization.

[Tom Griswold]

And you've got. It looks like you're kind of in outer space right now. You've got like, I, I couldn't look. Headset.

[Ace Cosby]

Tom.

[Al Jackson]

When I got on with Jason, he goes, you've been in your room obsessing about the lighting, haven't you? And I was like, jason, we are closer than most married couples. Couples. I have been had. Like, I am obsessed with lighting. And I cannot figure out the lights in here. It looks like I banged a stripper. I didn't make the bed. It's. It's not the angle that I like, Tom, but we're gonna soldier through it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like there's a lightning storm in front of you that keeps flashing. Keeps flashing. You look good.

[Al Jackson]

I don't know how to turn the TV off.

[Tom Griswold]

You got, you got, you got the aviator shades on. You're looking good. Good. You're doing kind of well.

[Al Jackson]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're doing kind of a five o' clock shadow thing going on.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think those are aviators, but go ahead.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, well, I do have the little five o' clock shadow. I flew here yesterday. And the guy that's putting the conference on, he goes, you might want to change your flight. And he sent me a screenshot of just the weather pattern.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

We flew through Tornado Alley yesterday. And then I saw an article this morning that Illinois has set the record, is three tornadoes away from setting the record already in July. Yeah, there have been tornadoes all over the place. But I'm here and I'm ready to do the show. And I'm happy to be on with my peoples on a Thursday morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. You've missed quite a bit today on our program. I think we've pretty much insulted everybody.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No, we haven't, Al.

[Chick McGee]

You'll know what I mean by when I say this. Good luck trying to get a coherent thought out of Tom today.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

One of my favorite mornings.

[Tom Griswold]

Al Jackson, comedian, is also a. A linguist of sorts. A man who appreciates a good turn of phrase, if you will. And Al is helping educate yours truly in the world of hypnos. In the world of the. Of. Of lingo, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

See what I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Of jar bargain. And what have you got for me today, Al?

[Al Jackson]

I have a lot, besides a number of incoming texts from Teemu that I have that are clouding my phone. I do get things from Timu, and once you. It's like, I'm sure women can really appreciate this. There's like a guy where you're hesitant to give him your number and you're

[Chick McGee]

like, what can it hurt?

[Al Jackson]

And then he texts you non stop top. That's my relationship with Timu, Tom. I digress. Tom. Let's get into it. Tom, if I sent you a text that just had the three letters lmp, what am I asking you to do?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, does. Does each one designate the first letter of an actual word?

[Al Jackson]

Yes, it is an acronym.

[Tom Griswold]

Lmp. Is the P an anatomical reference?

[Chick McGee]

Reference.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Does it have to do with any sort of pate?

[Tom Griswold]

I assume it's. Let me play maybe.

[Al Jackson]

No, that's an. That's a. That's an interesting request. How often.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody know this well?

[Al Jackson]

How often would that phrase be said where you'd have to make an acronym worse?

[Christy Lee]

It's like my gym.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that what it is? Like my post?

[Ace Cosby]

Is it.

[Al Jackson]

I'll accept that. Like my page, like my post.

[Ace Cosby]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

That was an Ace. Ace threw that in there. I would have had no idea.

[Al Jackson]

Ace coming in from the. From the stands.

[Chick McGee]

I love it.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, absolutely. That's what it is. Like my page.

[Tom Griswold]

I was noticing something yesterday. The phrase dtf, which I'm familiar with. There was a TV show that used that.

[Al Jackson]

I just watched that and I thought about Josh Weird lee because it's DTF St. Louis.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. I have not seen it.

[Al Jackson]

Jason Bateman's really good in it. I loved it. I'm surprised more people are not talking about it.

[Christy Lee]

I love Jason.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll have to check it out. I was I was looking for something to watch, and that. That was one of the shows that was recommended. But. And I'm hip enough to know what DTF means.

[Al Jackson]

So, yeah, it's. It's part of dtf, has been around. I feel like that's this generation's asl. Remember, for us, it was age, sex, location, shout out to the AOL chat room days. And, you know, now it's dtf. They could just get right to it. They don't care where you live.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. I missed asl. What does it stand for?

[Chick McGee]

American Sign Language.

[Al Jackson]

Age, Sex, location. Yeah. Sex, location. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was. That was an invitation of sorts, kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that.

[Christy Lee]

Then you had.

[Jeff Oskay]

In between those. Al, you had the you up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you up question mark.

[Al Jackson]

Well, yeah. You up is a direct, like, text you would send somebody. ASL is like, very pre. Like, you could. Things were more regional. So you'd have a chat room, and it would be like, Indianapolis Chat room, Toledo chat room. There would be chat room rooms. So, like. But you didn't know if that person lived there. So you'd be like, before we even start talking, are you within four hours of me driving to meet Chris Hansen?

[Tom Griswold]

I see. That's the second Chris Hansen reference today. Well, Al, that's very helpful. Let's learn something else. What else have you got for me, Tom?

[Al Jackson]

If I tell you something is buns, what am I telling you?

[Christy Lee]

Buns.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Buns.

[Ace Cosby]

Buns.

[Tom Griswold]

B, U, N, S. I assume it's a positive that's really buns.

[Al Jackson]

Here's a. Here's a hint. We had a word that was similar to this, right? And it's the same meaning.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

Josh definitely has it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it reference the posterior, as in nice buns?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

So how would you use it in a sentence?

[Christy Lee]

Man, I was really excited about this new restaurant, but I don't know about you guys, but my meal was buns. Is that okay?

[Al Jackson]

That's 100% it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So then it's less than. Less than good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

It's ass. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it tasted like ass.

[Chick McGee]

Direct.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Al Jackson]

It can be. It doesn't even have to be taste. It's just like. Yeah, because remember we did the word cheeks, Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah. You could just say, you know, we've been waiting for two years for his new album, and it comes out, it's eight songs and it's cheeks.

[Christy Lee]

It just means it stinks.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, oh, okay. Yeah, but. And it's a little more general than going right for say it's. It's bunghole. If you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, right.

[Al Jackson]

So, Tom, can I hear you use buns in a sentence, please?

[Tom Griswold]

I was going to take my dogs for a long walk the other day, but the sky turned gray and the weather was buns.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Perfect.

[Al Jackson]

That's absolutely perfect. That's how you would do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but if I said that, then Kelly would say, what are you talking about? I don't know. Al Jackson taught me that.

[Al Jackson]

And she's immediately checking your phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Who are you talking. Yeah, I love. This is fun. Oh, let me. Give me one more, Al. All right, Tom.

[Al Jackson]

And this is one that I think that a lot of people can. We can all appreciate this because either we have done it or a friend has done it. So, Tom, what is spiral posting? Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it like going down a rabbit hole? Someone gets on a topic and they just spiral downward and downward and downward.

[Al Jackson]

I'll take it. Yeah, it's, you know, it's those long chunk paragraphs that people have on Facebook or as an Instagram description under a picture, and it's way too personal, usually angry. And you call a friend, like, are you good? Because it's kind of, like, very. You know, it's just a long chunk about, like, their ex husband. If you want to pick these kids up, then you're like, yeah, no, your kids can read this. Like, you should. This is. This should not be on the Internet. Like, yeah, just going down, like a rabbit hole. But it's kind of like you're emotionally spiraling.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're crashing out.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, yeah. Sometimes you'll see it about politics or whatever it is, but it's just like, this is not the place for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I like that. Well, Al Jackson, thank you very much. Good luck with your gig today.

[Al Jackson]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're talking to a bunch of teachers.

[Al Jackson]

No, these are the police officers that are in high schools.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah. So basically, like, if anybody remembers, like, the friendly police officer that was in their high school that was kind of like, chill. They got like a. A polo shirt on. And one of the things that made me really like this organization is not only was I a teacher, but the guy running the. The thing, the conference said, yes, we're cops, but we're cops at Hustle. And I was like, I love it. You know, it was like, real dope. So shout out to all the school resources officers all over the country. You guys are doing important work.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. We were talking with Jeff Oscar earlier, and he told a great story about the bus driver, Buck.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Such a cool guy. Did you take a bus to school?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember the names of any of your bus drivers?

[Christy Lee]

Nervous?

[Al Jackson]

I remember one, and she was just like, they're. They're just adults in your life that put their arm around you and show you that they really care. And there's also adults that let you know that they're not huge fans of kids. And that's what she was.

[Tom Griswold]

So I.

[Ace Cosby]

She.

[Al Jackson]

She just was not. Look, she was there to do her job, and that was. That was it. But you know what we got. I'm here, alive. Not everybody has to be an inspiration

[Ace Cosby]

sometimes.

[Christy Lee]

You just need somebody to drive the bus.

[Al Jackson]

There were gonna be no movies about Ms. Turner and, like, Uplift. Morgan Freeman is not gonna play her husband. Like, she did not. She was not a fan, bro.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

But was she Buns?

[Ace Cosby]

She.

[Al Jackson]

No, because she.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, she did her job.

[Al Jackson]

I think it's a good. It's a good indicator of what adult life is going to be. Not everybody is going to be like this thing. It's like, I saw the light in Tom's eyes. Some people are like, get on the bus. Get off the bus.

[Tom Griswold]

So she was a dtd down to drive. And that's it. That was her thing.

[Christy Lee]

That's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thanks, Al. See you soon.

[Al Jackson]

All right, love you.

[Christy Lee]

Good bye, Al.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedian Al Jazeer Jackson. Just love that guy. Now that your story about your bus driver was so inspirational. It sounded like this great guy in your life. Everybody loved him. You were telling me off the air, a bunch of your buddies heard you talking about it. They're going, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Kids I went to grade school with are messaging me, and they just put, yes, Buck. Because that's what we would all say was, yes, Buck. And he'd be like, yes, Buck.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool. I mean, there are stories about. It's not always just the teachers. Sometimes that's the janitor or the librarian or the bushes. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was also, like, the custodian and the bus driver. Like, he was the.

[Tom Griswold]

They can be really inspirational.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. My parochial school bus driver was also our janitor, Mr. Wirtz. Yeah. He did it all. He was a very nice man.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he get up on stage for the religious services?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, when those. Those TV shows that are the TV preachers, is that an altar or a stage? I'll let you think about that for a few minutes and we'll come back and decide. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom show show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Look, see, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold at the sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Tom.

[Christy Lee]

I think Josh had enough. He went home.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He got. Finally got rid of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

To cover for you, buddy away.

[Tom Griswold]

I was asking a question because you guys were talking about your parochial school days.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And how there were a lot of great teachers and etc. Etc. But when you see those TV preachers, that's kind of more of a stage than an altar.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Do you suppose, I was kind of wondering, do you think TV preachers are kind of like comedians? Like, they'll stand in the back or they'll watch another guy and go, that's my bit. Oh, he's always doing the Psalm 23 thing. That's. That's my gag. I've been doing that for 25 years.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a friend of mine who is. And this may be hard to believe, but a friend of mine is, in fact a Christian minister, and he was. That there were. There were guys that would sort of steal. You have a particular theme that he. That he would have worked very hard on and developing some ideas about a special area of whatever it might be that. Guess some guy would lift it, like.

[Chick McGee]

No, there's got to be a website for.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they were. Yeah, of course. Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

These days, probably you can. AI. All right. Sermon on the Mount. You know, give me. But, yeah. Just heartfelt.

[Pat Godwin]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Just. Just curious. I was just kind of wondering if there is sort of like comedians, if they have conventions.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody gets writer's block. Do you think you could write a sermon every week?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I had to write it. I. I've been writing letters to my daughters at camp.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a thing you send. It's an email system. They don't get an email. They print it out at the camp and give it to the girls.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's because after a while you go, well, yeah, I went to work today and Christy was funny and Jeffrey was great, and Pat's and arms and a sling and a chick hates me. And then I. But then after. After I get all that, and then I. So I've started trying to do, like, write him a joke.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday I did a poem. It literally took me 45 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Do you just Send one letter to both of them or. No, no, send two separate.

[Tom Griswold]

Separate ones. And then they. They do a printout at this. At the school, at the camp, and

[Jeff Oskay]

they read it to them.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's fun. But, you know, the part of the beauty of camp is electronic stuff for three weeks.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, but, yeah, I kind of had writer's block three weeks.

[Chick McGee]

That seems excessive.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great. It's good for. They're loving it. I can tell. I don't get. We see photographs that. They post photographs of them at camp, and they're smiling and having fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

So, like, that's what's weird. Like, when we went to camp, like, you maybe sent one letter or whatever. When my kids went to camp, they. There was like, an email service that you could sign up for that you could send them an email or, like a puzzle a day, and that's like $10 more, you know, a day or in there, like, oh, do you want to see some pictures of your kids? And you're like, yeah, I'd love to see what they're doing every day. Oh, well, if you want to sign up for that package, that's an extra $22 a day. And you're like, oh, okay, well, I want to see that. And they're like, oh, well, would you like it to be shot by Steven Spielberg? Because for an extra twelve hundred dollars an hour, we can have him come and shoot that. You're like, okay, I guess I'll have that. Add on.

[Josh Arnold]

On.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

And it's like, so many. Like, everything was free before. Now they're like, oh, you want to see this?

[Tom Griswold]

What is that? Camp Nickel and Die.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's what it felt like.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, mine isn't that way, but it's not.

[Christy Lee]

You just pay one price and you get everything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a hundred thousand dollars up front.

[Tom Griswold]

I just sang. I had a little bit of a writer's block trying to write the girls.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I. And then I. I, like, I did, but I finally started doing a poem, and then I. It's like when Pat and I work on lyrics, works. You just get obsessed with making sure you get it right, every little word. And I didn't save it.

[Ace Cosby]

I would.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish I had. I could have.

[Christy Lee]

So are you writing every day or every other day or.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, again, it's. It's short.

[Christy Lee]

Do they write you back?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, we've gotten a couple. Yeah, they. They write back with actual snail mail. Before. Before they left, Kelly wrote out envelopes of the dresses and the whole.

[Christy Lee]

That's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

They just.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you remember the poem of at all?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, there once was a kid from Nantucket.

[Chick McGee]

I find this all fascinating because I. I entered the fifth grade and I think that's the last time I saw my mom and dad until I turned 18 and I said, well, that'll do it. And I headed to West Virginia.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, well, you could definitely have chat GPT be like, hey, write a letter to my kids at camp.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

You good? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, then you go through and doctorate but.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

That'll give you some jumping off points.

[Tom Griswold]

Then. Then I wrote an inspirational thing to Finn about because she loves camp. I wrote an inspirational thing about how, you know, as you stay up late whispering in the cabin, remember the stories you tell years from now are going to be stories about these great days and the great wonderful friends you're making. Just kind of a. Here's a free and free enforcing how great it is.

[Chick McGee]

AI letter to I. I chose daughter.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Dear daughter's name is this at camp? This is a chat GPT.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I hope you're having the absolute best time at camp. I bet you're already been doing so many fun things. Insert activity. Swimming in the lake, making new friends, hiking, doing arts and crafts. We miss you a lot at home, but I'm so incredibly proud of you for being brave and trying new things. I can't wait to hear all about your adventures and your favorite campfire stories when you get. Here's a quick riddle for you to share with your bunk mates.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's clever. That's.

[Chick McGee]

Why can't you. Why can't you tell? Why can't you tell a secret in a cornfield? Because all the corn has ears.

[Christy Lee]

Don't do that.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me, what's your favorite camp meal so far? Have so much fun today. Love you to the moon and back. Love, mom, dad, etc.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There are parts of that that I like. Someone was telling me, lift it, baby, lift it. Someone was telling me. You're not supposed to. Supposed to say we're missing you at home in a letter to campus.

[Chick McGee]

Very specifically, we're having a great time here at home. Thank goodness you're not here. Is that the angle you want or.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'm just. This is. I'm not making this up. Someone said to me, yeah, don't. Don't say we're missing you because if they're. If they're a little homesick.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't Know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

That letter's got. There's some interesting. I did do a joke in one a couple days but ago.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Was it. Was it appropriate?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it was a. Can we hear it? So I don't remember what. I remember what it was but. But then yesterday I started trying to write a joke and gave up and went to the poem and the poem was silly. Something about. Something about catching fireflies and you should

[Chick McGee]

send them the poem.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting your. Getting your suit.

[Chick McGee]

Float like a butterfly, sting like a butterfly.

[Pat Godwin]

Be.

[Chick McGee]

You can't hit what you can't see. Rumble, young man, rumble.

[Tom Griswold]

The poem had fireflies and mosquitoes and I forgot.

[Ace Cosby]

What else?

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, I hope your kids are at camp having a great time. And of course there's always the great song. Hello mother. Hello father.

[Pat Godwin]

One of the.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the absolute classes.

[Christy Lee]

The great Alan Sherman exposed your kids to that.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Really? You don't have a. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you expose us to it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Camp playlist you have on there with 92 times.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to encourage them disliking camp.

[Chick McGee]

So what?

[Christy Lee]

That's a camp song?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's kind of. You know. The kid misses.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

But that is the origin of the band. Leonard Skynyrd.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen. It's their. I've seen it several times recently that. It's their gym teacher Leonard Skinner.

[Christy Lee]

You're right.

Right now, Chinese tech company has created a mobile robot toilet. The AI powered autonomous toilet is called the.

[Chick McGee]

I got it.

[Christy Lee]

I hope it's attacking Yaoban Smart toilet Xiaoban. It can roll up to the user and includes a built in bidet system. So no toilet paper is required.

What is happening here?

After it has been used, Josh. It can return itself back to its docking station to dispose of its contents.

How about that?

Into the home's existing plumbing system.

[Chick McGee]

I must have one once.

[Christy Lee]

Empty. The robot begins a third.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to. Don't want to get up in the middle of the game. So just get the chat GBM over here for once.

[Christy Lee]

Empty. The robot begins a thorough self cleaning system using pressurized water jets and UV light to sanitize itself. Seems right up your alley, Tom. It is also equipped with a heavy duty odor neutralizing system system to keep unwanted smells at bay.

But what about like a curtain or something? Are you just. Is this. Are these gonna be a music festivals? And you see when you just sit down in front of everybody.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen the video. It does just roll around. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Do we have a video of this?

Jason don't mind me. I'm gonna take a dump.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh no.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought it was inside of something.

[Christy Lee]

No, I think I saw it rolling

[Chick McGee]

down a hallway somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

And oh, there's the bidet part.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's the spray air. That's the clean air part and the banana. Okay, so it looks like a mobile chair.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And it. Now it's saddling up to someone.

[Chick McGee]

It's avoiding obstacles on the.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, somebody catch that crapper. I gotta go.

[Tom Griswold]

Your notion. Your notion, Josh, that it's at a music festival is utterly hilarious. Well, I mean, what else?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look, it jumps it back into the toilet of your home.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm assuming. I'm assuming if you had some. Someone who is disabled or recovering from.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. You can't get out of your mouth.

It does make sense, right?

This robot will only set you back $13,000.

[Tom Griswold]

So is there that Maybe there must be like a remote control call button.

[Christy Lee]

Must be. Yeah, that would make sense.

Would you name yours? C3PU I would.

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't, but I'm going to now. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh God. Wouldn't it be you could get on this thing. It's Jeffrey. Yeah, Chick. You're my wordle buddies.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You could get on this thing and set it to ride until you get the answer to wordle.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that'd be fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah. And it.

[Christy Lee]

And you have to do it before it takes you outside.

[Tom Griswold]

I. For those of you that do wordle, they do have some stats that you can read to how many people got it, how long it took them. I wonder if just one day they would do how many people do wordle on the toilet and won't get up until they get it done. That'd be an interesting stat. I bet that what you do sometimes if I start it there, I really want to finish it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

I try to do it within just a couple of minutes.

[Chick McGee]

I got the Mini in 41 seconds today.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for you. That's. That's the Mini.

[Chick McGee]

Good luck, pal.

[Christy Lee]

I don't believe you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good.

[Chick McGee]

I have a documentary.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the Mini. He's talking about a crossword.

[Chick McGee]

That's very picture of me and the Wordle and the Mini Mini with this morning's newspaper.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. No.

[Christy Lee]

Norwegian officials say a six year old boy discovered an ancient Viking sword on a class field trip. The boy named Honrich found the well H E N R I K. Where is this Henrik? This is in Norway. I would assume found the well reserved sword. Well, I would say well preserved sword in the village of Brand Boo. Authorities stated the sword is a variety that is only sharp on one side. And experts believe it is about 1300 years old from the beginning of the Viking era.

Obi gets to keep it. You know, there are some museums going to try to steal it from him, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that one of those countries where anything you find automatically goes to the state?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's this whole thing with these treasure hunters. They find. They find these old ships and. Yeah, all these countries want all the money and all and all the gold. Now this kid, this. How old was he?

[Christy Lee]

Six.

[Tom Griswold]

So he becomes the king of Norway, right?

[Christy Lee]

I think so, probably.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's if it's stuck in a stone or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and once again, I. I'm now rooting for Norway in the World Cup. If you haven't seen it, I think

[Chick McGee]

Josh has a good point. What about usa? Usa? Come on, now.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not surprised. He's not really.

[Tom Griswold]

But the Norwegians, the Norwegian fans that are coming over here, they showed them on an escalator. Now imagine they're all sitting on a moving escalator and they're pretending to be rowing. Hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Now they're clogging up our shopping conveyances,

[Tom Griswold]

spending their money here in the USA with their broken.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Their weirdo Norwegian money. Yeah, we don't need it.

[Chick McGee]

Get out of here.

[Christy Lee]

Swedish chef Jeff and I were talking about this. We follow a guy from Germany who's visiting for the World Cup. It's hysterical how they see America. It's like he gave Waffle House a 10 out of 10. He can't wait to go back to eat there. I was like, good for you.

We don't serve lutefisk or whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

Rancid whitefish.

[Chick McGee]

Massachusetts finally has made haggis legal. Did you see this?

[Christy Lee]

No.

It was illegal, I guess. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Illegal in the United States since 1971.

[Tom Griswold]

And the big story was that they drank all the beer in Boston and those. The team fans from Scotland. It's fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

There was a. A city worker yesterday at the park where all the Scotland fans were hanging out. He said the cleanest. After they were done, they piled up all of their garbage and it showed the park, it was absolutely so clean.

[Christy Lee]

Un American. Things like that.

The Japanese did that. The fans were cleaning the stands after that.

Oh, well, that's a tradition over there, though, Stadium. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It was nuts.

[Christy Lee]

And their locker room was spotless. When they left, they left Origami Swans.

[Chick McGee]

If I don't go to a ball game and Hold a half beer and. And throw it out onto the field. I don't feel like I've got the experience. Come on. The hell with this.

[Tom Griswold]

You got any gum? You want to chew it? No, I just want to get it moist enough to throw in the seat for the night. The peanuts. Welcome to America.

[Chick McGee]

You shell the peanuts. You don't throw them in the stands. Of course you do.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of FIFA, when we come back, we'll be speaking of FIFA.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to do that right now? Okay, I'm sorry. Go ahead. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

While the world is watching the stars at the FIFA World Cup, Hyundai has its eyes on the next generation of talent. These future stars already turning heads at the age of 14 because next doesn't wait for an invitation. And neither do the good folks at Hyundai. Hyundai always have moved the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on every vehicle and engineered EVs with ultra fast charging capability. And Hyundai still is doing it every day because the future isn't some far off concept for them. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Hyundai. I know you love your Hyundai. Talking about it for three years. We are going to return. Coming up, we have the latest at the Sphere in Vegas. Pretty cool idea. I kind of want to see how you guys feel about it. And it's time to name a giraffe half.

[Chick McGee]

Is it a long neck McFace or something?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Someone will do that.

No, they have already picked the names you just have to choose from.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the ones they pick stink.

[Christy Lee]

Are you gonna do right?

[Tom Griswold]

Should be like Jack Neckerson. When we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-BOB-BOB-TOM1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Once again. You know. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think hi, O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts of service you need fast from the professional parts People at O'Reilly Auto Part Auto Parts.

[Christy Lee]

Been a long.

[Chick McGee]

It's been a long day.

[Christy Lee]

It's been a long week.

[Chick McGee]

It really has. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Tom. Hello, Chick mcgee. Just reviewing some letters for Tomorrow's show.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good. Finish this one first.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm ready to go. What do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Rocky Horror Picture show coming to the Las Vegas Sphere.

[Chick McGee]

I've never seen that in a live atmosphere.

[Christy Lee]

You haven't?

[Chick McGee]

No. I hosted. I hosted where I came out and I said, hey, welcome to the show. Then I got out of there as fast as I could. Yeah, but I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that going to work?

[Christy Lee]

Sphere Entertainment announced it'll be showing a new immersive version of the 1975 film in 2027.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what they're going to do with.

[Christy Lee]

They have to have toast confusion, those

[Chick McGee]

squirt guns and everything.

[Tom Griswold]

People are going to be able to bring all that stuff in.

[Christy Lee]

I bet they'll have.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Because the wizard of Oz has props, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so as you walk in, they'll hand you the.

[Christy Lee]

No, I bet toast will fall from the ceiling. And the squirt guns.

[Chick McGee]

Let me ask you that. And I didn't. It just dawned on me. When you went to see the Wizard V, it wasn't standard length.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

They cut it short. So was that so people could get back out to the tables and the games, get them out there.

[Christy Lee]

And they said it was because they needed to fit it into the sphere or something. And they added. They added stuff to make it fit

[Tom Griswold]

and they took out one of the best songs.

[Christy Lee]

It sounds like Cowardly Lions.

[Chick McGee]

We need them out there gambling, not in here watching Dorothy. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Does a casino own that though?

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine that being in Vegas like that and not having some kind of deal. It's connected to the Venetian where Bugsy comes in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When I. I went there to see the Eagles and it was great and I highly recommend it. And the Eagles are going to do a handful of full of concerts there this year and then they're going to be done. But what's interesting about this article. Keep reading. How much money do you think the wizard of Oz made?

[Christy Lee]

The statement did not specify how the experience will be different from the midnight screening staple that we all know and love. But in the case of the wizard of Oz, we just talked about this. A producer and AI specialists have created an entirely new version of the 1939 classic. Wizard of Oz has sold over 3 million tickets, taking in $400 million so far this year.

Pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now I imagine it's not going to be tacked onto the box office receipts since it is a different version and

[Chick McGee]

you know, that's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

So it can't change the history.

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

But if you haven't been to the sphere, you're sort of sitting inside a giant globe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Like a planetarium.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sitting inside a giant. Giant sphere.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, not everybody. Not everybody has seen it. Not everybody is as conversant with contemporary technology.

[Chick McGee]

They don't understand the word sphere. I understand, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

When I went. I went to see it and Don Henley was saying. Because there's. There was no PA Visible anywhere. There were no amps on stage, whatever. And Don Henley said, yeah, there's. I think he said, whatever. 250,000 little tiny speakers up in the. On the inside of this thing. It was really cool.

[Christy Lee]

I can't wait to see that. I'm gonna go there in November to see the Eagles.

[Tom Griswold]

See the Eagles. Aren't you going to see the Eagles? Sure, I might be.

[Chick McGee]

That the jury's still out.

[Christy Lee]

You want to come with us?

[Chick McGee]

You know what? Let me think. No. So the.

[Tom Griswold]

The Rocky Horror thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Have you seen it?

[Tom Griswold]

You know something?

[Christy Lee]

No, you haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Wait, wait. I saw it when it first came out. Before the whole ritual of the toast

[Jeff Oskay]

house.

[Chick McGee]

Call him Dr. Frank N. Furter. You know, that actually sounds like a name that you would come up with, Dr. Frankfurter.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to a cast party of the London production of that show. That was weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was with my sister.

[Christy Lee]

Were they still in costume? Is that what.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but they were just a complete group of total weirdos. You can imagine.

[Christy Lee]

I saw it on the stage in London. I forget who played Frank N. Furter. It was somebody like. It wasn't Adam Ant, but it was somebody like that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah, that Adamant would. He'd be a good choice.

[Christy Lee]

That wouldn't be bad. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the movie even then, though?

[Chick McGee]

Were you a hardliner when your sister would take you some. Get me Jany. Get me away from this one.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I didn't know what the hell was going on on. It was just a, you know, group of extra me. I was used to all of her weird friends.

[Christy Lee]

There's a version now on Broadway with Juliet Lewis and all kinds of people.

[Tom Griswold]

But what is Rocky Horror?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the movie that they go to see? The Rocky Horror in the movies? Is it like Fame, one of those movies where they. They're actually attending the movie and doing all the stuff that they. I forget.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

But that. That. That kind of shows you how that. How if you've never been. That's what it's like.

[Christy Lee]

It's very immersive. Yeah. You get to participate.

[Tom Griswold]

And there are people that have done. There are people that have done it a thousand times.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. So dress up like your favorite character.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it'll be interesting. I wonder what the hell it'll go.

[Christy Lee]

And we'll wrap up the show today with this sweet little story. The Fort Worth Zoo is asking for help in naming its new baby giraffe.

[Chick McGee]

I like Jack Neckerson.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the zoo has already picked three names to choose from. Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

This is what I hate about these.

[Chick McGee]

All right, well, let's hear them out. Now, they might be dumb.

[Christy Lee]

Kumi, which means 10 in Swahili, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

If it's pronounced Kami.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not.

Hey, Kami.

[Chick McGee]

You mean Kami like a Russian k

[Christy Lee]

U, m, I. Oh, Kumi. The name would be a nod to mom Kayla, since the newborn is her 10th calf.

[Tom Griswold]

Ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

Do we know who the father is? Bless her heart. Is she a single mother?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, gosh.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

It's hard out there as well.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

One of the other names, honey. An homage to the baby's sweet demeanor.

[Ace Cosby]

Boring.

[Christy Lee]

And then the third choice, iris. A tribute to the native plant and flower of the Sub Saharan.

[Ace Cosby]

None of those.

[Christy Lee]

None of those giraffes call home.

[Tom Griswold]

None of those say giraffe today.com.

[Christy Lee]

currently hosting the poll to help pick the Cav's new name and be announced on June 27th.

[Tom Griswold]

How about Ascot?

[Christy Lee]

Ascot.

I like a giraffe and an ascot.

[Chick McGee]

That's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Neck or something about neck.

[Pat Godwin]

Neck.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta go with neck stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Neck stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

How about poacher?

[Christy Lee]

Is poacher taken?

Boy, you're really open.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Long tall Sally.

[Chick McGee]

Giraffe in Swahili is Twigga.

[Christy Lee]

Twigga.

[Chick McGee]

Twiga.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't that Roy Wagers horse? I got it, I got it, I got it.

[Chick McGee]

You got it?

[Tom Griswold]

Now go contemporary. All right, Necky Glazer. What do you think?

[Christy Lee]

Nike Glazer. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Neki6.

[Chick McGee]

Would that be better? I'm sorry, what did you. Necky six. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Don't you. You have to do something neck related. No.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think you do.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, if you want it to be a comedy show and not a zoo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well. Well, thank you very much, Chris Steely. We got some cool stuff coming up and we love getting your letters. And I've got a couple cool ones already for tomorrow morning. Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com. we would love to hear from you on whatever your topic may be, including the. What is the name of those things that shoot so Salt. The bug.

[Chick McGee]

Bug. Salt.

[Christy Lee]

Salt. Gun Assault. Something like that. As salt. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We have to get one. I'll get on that for you tomorrow. And we'll learn about that. You can actually shoot flies. Shoot them out of the air.

[Christy Lee]

Don't bother me.

[Chick McGee]

Shoo. Fly pie.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. We will return. I'm happy to be here and glad

[Chick McGee]

you're here with us. We'll be here when we come back.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope. Hope so. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Al Jackson]

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[Al Jackson]

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[Tom Griswold]

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