The BOB & TOM Show - June 19, 2025

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1. Air Conditioning: A Historical Perspective

Timestamp: [05:00] - [05:36]

Tom and Chick delve into the pivotal role of air conditioning in shaping modern America. Chick remarks, “They say it's one of the most significant developments in the 20th century because it allowed a lot more people to move south” ([05:24]). The hosts discuss the ongoing advancements, noting, “the way things are going, they'll be using a lot of it up north, too” ([05:29]). Highlighting climate changes, Chick mentions a “massive heat wave in Alaska” causing temperatures to soar to 85 degrees ([05:40]).

2. The Coffee Conundrum: Benefits & Dangers

Timestamp: [06:18] - [12:10]

The conversation shifts to caffeine, where Chick and Josh explore coffee’s health benefits and the controversial topic of coffee enemas. Chick shares, “With sen. Citizens Twister” ([03:04]), humorously blending games for seniors with their ongoing banter. Moving to coffee, Josh cites a study: “Black coffee linked to lower risk of death. They say the ideal is two to three cups a day” ([06:19]). However, they critique the notion of coffee enemas, mocking the advice of celebrity Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop, stating, “Can you imagine if you're seeing a psychiatrist... what you need to do is go get some coffee and shove it up your ass” ([07:32]).

3. The Stanley Cup Saga: Celebrations and Mishaps

Timestamp: [34:10] - [39:20]

A significant portion is dedicated to the Stanley Cup, its revered status, and instances of damage. Chick recounts, “The Tampa Bay Lightning dropped the cup during their boat parade in 2021” ([35:08]), and Pat humorously adds, “They put it on. They have a machine like when they repaired the Tin Man in The Wizard of Oz” ([37:12]). Tom reflects on its storied history: “It's been submerged in pools, it's been thrown into the Atlantic Ocean mishandled by players...” ([38:24]). They emphasize the Cup’s charm despite its imperfections, concluding, “Damage is nothing new to the Stanley Cup. It's part of the charm” ([38:37]).

4. Major Sports News: Lakers' $10 Billion Sale

Timestamp: [43:06] - [47:16]

Breaking sports news covers the sale of the Los Angeles Lakers by the Buss family to TWG Global CEO Mark Walter for a staggering $10 billion. Chick highlights, “Jeannie Buss, whose family has had control of the Lakers since '79... Jeannie intends to remain as governor” ([45:40]). The hosts reflect on the unprecedented valuation, with Tom noting, “That's about what BAC went through... when they repaired the Tin Man” ([39:34]). They humorously compare the sale to personal finances: “You couldn't imagine what a billion dollars is” ([46:20]).

5. New Frontiers in Cheerleading: The First Professional League

Timestamp: [63:04] - [68:58]

The show announces Varsity Spirit’s launch of the world’s first professional cheerleading league. Christy details, “They’re gonna have NFL players on the sideline. The PCL Pro Cheer League” ([63:33]). Chick expresses skepticism, “I don’t think it's going to be a success. I think it's a pyramid scheme” ([65:20]). The hosts discuss the financial aspects, noting, “Cheerleaders now get $1600 per game” ([68:22]), debating whether it’s sufficient and sustainable.

6. Spotlight: Comedian Jamie Lisso’s Tour and Insights

Timestamp: [135:16] - [157:22]

Comedian Jamie Lisso joins the show to discuss his recent marriage and extensive tour plans. Jamie shares his tour frustrations, “Sometimes it’s like too soon in the concert or sometimes it’s just not the right song” ([141:43]). Chick inquires about balancing family and touring, to which Jamie responds, “My wife is with her sister... we just started talking backstage” ([136:39]). They explore the challenges of constant traveling, with Jamie humorously recounting his experience flying with Spirit Airlines: “He... charged me $30 to uncross my arms” ([136:52]).

7. Mosh Pits and Modern Tech: The Apple Watch Misfire

Timestamp: [71:17] - [78:26]

A humorous segment highlights how Apple Watches misinterpret vigorous activities like mosh pits as emergencies. Chick introduces the story: “British authorities asking attendees... change the settings on their Apple watches” ([71:47]). Tom jokes, “He comes up and he goes, man, you out kicked your coverage” ([137:21]). They laugh over the absurdity, discussing how the technology struggles to adapt to high-energy environments.

8. Celebrity Baby Names: Creativity or Quirk?

Timestamp: [89:05] - [93:52]

The hosts explore unconventional celebrity baby names. Josh mentions, “Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox welcomed a baby girl named Saga Blade” ([89:05]). Chick humorously critiques, “She'll be saggy boobs when she hits the age of about 14” ([89:41]). Other examples include “Dusty Rose” and “Lionel Messi’s son Leonardo” ([90:38]). The discussion reflects on the balance between uniqueness and practicality in naming.

9. Insect Alert: The Rise of Asian Needle Ants in North Carolina

Timestamp: [153:07] - [155:44]

Christy reports on the invasive Asian needle ants, emphasizing their aggressive nature and health risks: “The Asian needle ant carries a higher than average risk of anaphylaxis” ([155:31]). Pat suggests, “They love timbers that may be used in your garden, like raised garden beds” ([155:27]). The hosts discuss prevention, such as controlling decaying wood in backyards, and share humorous takes on managing these pests.

10. On This Day: June 19th in History

Timestamp: [97:26] - [107:58]

A historical segment covers notable events that occurred on June 19th:

• 1846: The first official baseball game was played between the New York Nines and the New York Knickerbockers, with the Nines winning 23-1 ([97:35]).
• 1905: The first nickelodeon opened in Pittsburgh, introducing the public to this early form of cinema ([97:55]).
• 1954: The debut of Warner Brothers' Tasmanian Devil cartoon character ([98:34]).
• 1967-1983: Notable births of celebrities like Zoe Saldana and Kathleen Turner are mentioned, intertwining with humorous anecdotes about their fame ([99:54]).

11. Health Hacks: Gratitude through Thank-You Notes

Timestamp: [153:48] - [155:44]

Josh shares insights from a study published in PLOS One, highlighting the mental health benefits of writing thank-you notes. “Writing focused on gratitude led to greater happiness, life satisfaction and emotional resilience” ([153:52]). The hosts agree, with Tom stating, “Totally makes sense” ([153:40]). They encourage listeners to engage in the practice, emphasizing the positive impact on well-being.

12. Culinary Innovation: 3D Printed Plant-Based Calamari

Timestamp: [104:07] - [113:52]

The discussion moves to food technology, specifically the development of 3D printed plant-based calamari. Josh explains, “Researchers have successfully developed a 3D printed plant-based version of calamari” ([105:08]). Chick humorously critiques, “You can batter and deep fry a cat turd and it’s gonna be pretty tasty” ([105:32]). Despite the jokes, they acknowledge the innovation’s potential to mimic the texture and taste of real calamari, especially in battered and fried forms.

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Conclusion

The June 19, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers a rich tapestry of topics ranging from historical insights and sports news to humor-infused discussions on health and culinary innovations. Notable moments include the Lakers' monumental sale, the launch of the first professional cheerleading league, and a spotlight on comedian Jamie Lisso's tour. The hosts maintain their signature blend of humor and informative content, making the episode both entertaining and enlightening for listeners.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

B14.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, that is B14. 14.

[Chick McGee]

Damn it. It's the same old thing. Holy Gerital, Gertie. I am so sick of friggin bingo. I wish there were some other games for senior citizens.

[Josh Arnold]

Me too, Ernie. Why can't old people have some fun and exciting games to play? Hold on, folks.

[Chick McGee]

Now there is a new game designed just for elderly people. Frigateball Toys brings you a new spin on a classic game. It's Citizens Twister. Yeah. With sen. Citizens Twister. You and your friends will enjoy hours of fun as you spin. And then find out which body part you put on the brightly colored circles. Oh boy. Let's see.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta keep my left foot on blue and put my dentures on red. Okay, there we go.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, Your turn, Gertie. Give her a spin.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my.

[Josh Arnold]

That's impossible. I have to put one leg of my walker on orange and one on green.

[Chick McGee]

You can do it. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

I can do this. If I stretch just a little further.

[Christy Lee]

Whoops.

[Chick McGee]

Oh dear.

[Christy Lee]

I just pulled the hose out of my oxygen tanker.

[Chick McGee]

Twister. You'll laugh, you'll cry. Hi. You ride it, Pain. It says here my left foot on.

[Christy Lee]

Green and my right foot on blue and. Oh boy, I tried.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if I can get my legs that far apart. Oh, God damn it. I broke a hip. Savior. Citizen's Twister. Look.

[Josh Arnold]

I did it.

[Chick McGee]

I win. That's no fair. You have a plastic knee joint.

[Josh Arnold]

Eat my panties, you pathetic loser.

[Chick McGee]

Cedar Citizen's Twister. Look for it wherever fun senior citizen party games are sold. Hey, is my leg supposed to bend like this?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my God. The bone is sticking out. Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

He's himself.

[Chick McGee]

Cause he busted his leg. He always his shell Sneakers as a trucker.

[Tom Griswold]

Get yours today, Eh?

[Josh Arnold]

What'd you say?

[Chick McGee]

I said get yours today. Get Doris Day. Yeah, that's right. Doris Day. That's exactly what I meant. Doris Day. You got it, Cat.

[Christy Lee]

Mom. Hey, good morning. Welcome to the Bobbitt Show. Hello, Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby's here. Hey, I am Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you doing over there, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

Getting organized.

[Christy Lee]

I was going to say, you look exceptionally ready to go today.

[Chick McGee]

A little bit discombobulated kind of threw me. Check local listings at a tree blocking the main road.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that would be local.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, very local. But the, the significance of it is also the, The AC went out in our building. And I want to thank.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of nice in here right now.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the guy was here for, I think, like six to eight hours overnight getting it fixed up.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think that'll be reflected in his compensation.

[Chick McGee]

I hope so. Yeah. Throw him a T shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Don't make him sound like he's an American hero.

[Chick McGee]

They, they fixed the ac, except the, the, the thermostat. They've got to go. I guess they're getting a new one. So it, it's getting a little chilly in here, but can't complain. Happy to be here. Enjoying the fabulous air conditioning. Thank you very much. Just getting ready. I want to.

[Christy Lee]

We've talked about that before. Who invented air conditioning and what part it played in the development of the United States.

[Chick McGee]

They say it's one of the most significant developments in the 20th century because it allowed a lot more people to move south.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

And the way things are going, they'll be using a lot of it up north, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Moving north.

[Chick McGee]

There's currently a massive heat wave in Alaska.

[Christy Lee]

There were Fairbanks or anchors or both, like 85, 83 degrees the other day. It was.

[Chick McGee]

I told you. My friend of mine just got back from Kathmandu.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And he's a mountaineer, a distinguished minor. You know him? Christian. I know him. And he was saying that the, the main glacier there at Mount Everest is melting. It's not going to be making things any safer. So. Now, on a different note, yesterday on the program we were discussing, and I forget how we got into this, we had two different stories about the, the, the, the benefits of drinking coffee. I'm, I'm a big fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Caffeinated or non caffeinated?

[Chick McGee]

Caffeinated. The essence, if I can recall the two stories. Do you have them, Christy? About within certain limits, drinking coffee. People live longer. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Hold the cream and sugar. Black coffee linked to lower risk of death. They say the ideal is two to three cups A day. They are saying that you should not do the coffee enema. That's what we learned yesterday as well.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The coffee enema. A bad thing. And the famous actress Gwyneth Paltrow has a company called Goop.

[Josh Arnold]

She sells a kit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I was actually talking to someone after the show yesterday that had been a big fan of the. The Goop company.

[Christy Lee]

Enema kit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. It's called the Implantorama. It's a glass bottle with silicone tubes. It delivers coffee into your colon. Now, we've talked about this before.

[Josh Arnold]

The claim was, relieves pain, depression, and allergies, but there's no proven health benefit from health experts.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine if you're seeing a psychiatrist or a psychologist and they go, I can tell you're depressed. What you need to do is go get some coffee and shove it up your ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You could actually get an infection, a burn, sepsis, or even death from an electrolyte imbalance if you do this.

[Chick McGee]

The doctor they interviewed called it a triumph of ignorance. The reason I bring it up is after this, we featured one of our famous songs, La Casa Folgers, with that French guy talking about the benefits. The French guy's amazing coffee enema. But a couple quick things. If you're gonna do a coffee enema, you don't want it too hot. And if you're gonna do it iced coffee enema. Here's my tip. Crushed ice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Just keep that in mind. But I said, you talk about fill it to the rim with Brim, and I got nothing. And you guys all acted like.

[Christy Lee]

I. I barely remember.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember the commercial, but I knew that.

[Chick McGee]

So. Yeah, I didn't realize that that was one of those things. There was a time when that was advertised constantly. So I did a little bit of research. Brim was a decaffeinated coffee brand that peaked in popularity when. Between. It just says between the 60s and the 80s. So anything post 1980 with Brim, by the way, it is technically back, but it's a different company in a different formula.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding. The same name, though.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. It's still out there, but it's no longer the dominant force that it once was. So they fill it to the rim, kind of implying rim job. Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Rim of the anus there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Some people love that. That's their thing, man. Yeah. Well, we can go out on a date. I get a ribbon. What was the name of the coffee that had the free. Oh, taste. Your choice, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Crystals. That was a bit. That was A big damn deal.

[Chick McGee]

They had the skit, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't that the one with the guy knocking on the door?

[Christy Lee]

I think, yeah. And that took over the world for a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

And they made it into a TV movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Or was it Nescafe?

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Was it a taster showing?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

But in any event. So apparently drinking coffee has its benefits.

[Christy Lee]

Remember Maxwell House?

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, my dad likes. And your dad too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, my dad drank Senka. Was that the original decaf? Is that the thing?

[Pat Godwin]

It was like a powdered decaf. Yeah, it might be the original.

[Chick McGee]

We're, of course, big fans of Java House here at the Bob and Tom show, which I am. I've already enjoyed one of my Java House hydration drinks, by the way. Very nice.

[Christy Lee]

I did not know they had hydration. I. I knew they had cocoa and.

[Chick McGee]

Coffee and tea, but, yeah, I drink that blue. What was it called? Arctic Freeze. I've already had one. I'm gonna have another one. You can see I've already polished this one off.

[Josh Arnold]

Good for you.

[Chick McGee]

In any event, did those kids in.

[Josh Arnold]

That Taster's Choice commercial ever do it? Do we know?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if they ended up together or not.

[Christy Lee]

I think they slept together in the movie.

[Pat Godwin]

That actor is on Ted Lasso. He's one of the big stars of Ted Lasso.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

It was very graphic. The scene in the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it wasn't just hands.

[Christy Lee]

No, it was all. All the positions and. Oh, really? Yeah, a lot of screaming.

[Chick McGee]

The other.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm up now.

[Chick McGee]

He said there are a bunch of great coffee commercials in history. What was the one where they're at the fancy restaurant and we've switched the coffee? We switched coffees without telling him. He never has a second cup at home.

[Pat Godwin]

That might be Maxwell House.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever seen the Chris Farley Saturday Night Live bit? Or.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that.

[Christy Lee]

The guy comes over, we switch it, and Farley goes, what? What the hell do you think you're doing? Yeah, it's pretty funny.

[Chick McGee]

But he never asked for a second cup at all. He never asked for a second enema at home.

[Christy Lee]

Every now and then, a sexist commercial will pop up in my timeline. I'm not sure why. I'm sure. I'm guessing it's the company I keep. But anyway. Are you struggling to make the proper cup of coffee for your man? Well, Folgers, honey, this coffee's great. Maybe I'll keep you around. Stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

That was a commercial.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe I'll. I Think. No, it wasn't that. I think I'll keep her.

[Christy Lee]

I think I'll keep her. What was that?

[Chick McGee]

There was my wife.

[Christy Lee]

I think I'll keep her. My wife.

[Pat Godwin]

I think I'll keep her.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm not sure which. Which one that was. In any event, we'll find out. Back to the coffee enema. I know Starbucks has a special. You can get the colon blaster with extra whip. Do not order it. Extra hot, though. I think we've been through this.

[Christy Lee]

Have you. Have you ever gone wet and wild? Ever had a enema?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Either at home or by a professional?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Tom, you gotta try it. It's amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

You have?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Every day.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. You had one in the hospital, didn't you?

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Yeah. And I. I really took to it and I. Let's say you're. It's a slow day. Yeah, I believe. I'll check your watch. I'll have an enema. And I. Right up the old Yeezy. Wet and wild. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

It says here it was a Geritol commercial.

[Christy Lee]

My wife. I think I'll keep her.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that don't sound right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, my wife's incredible. She took care of the baby all day, cooked a great dinner and even went to a school meeting. And look at her. She looks better than any of her friends. That's because she takes care of herself with Geritol.

[Chick McGee]

Jared tells. What, a liquid vitamin, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was a capsule.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, but it's vitamin.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there was a. There was a liquid and iron.

[Tom Griswold]

Rich blood, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Iron supplement.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. See, Women keeper.

[Christy Lee]

Once a month they have this.

[Chick McGee]

I'm fully aware.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I like a women. What's that? What's the old. I like my women like I like my coffee. Don't you say that, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

That's like a famous kind of a.

[Chick McGee]

How do you. How does yours go?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a whole song. Oh, I like my women like I like my coffee. Oh, I did it yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay. I knew. I knew I'd heard it recently.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, remember the little kids in airplane?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're dressed and very dressed up.

[Christy Lee]

Does this seat take it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, not at all. And he goes, do you want cream with your coffee? And she goes, no, I take my coffee like I take my men.

[Chick McGee]

Black.

[Christy Lee]

Black.

[Tom Griswold]

She's like 12.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Brown.

[Christy Lee]

And just the sweetest face.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's just completely deflated.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

As for the enema. I like my women like I like my coffee up my ass and expensive.

[Pat Godwin]

I work with the guy who actually did. I worked with the guy who did the coffee enema.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

At Tiffany Summer Summer arts camp.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

In Tiffany, Pennsylvania.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to have to try that. The coffee enema.

[Chick McGee]

And there's also, there's also the wine enema which is also dangerous apparently.

[Pat Godwin]

Ever do the vodka just drunk immediately?

[Chick McGee]

All the time. This is something you need to talk to a medical professional about.

[Christy Lee]

You just shoot the vodka up your butt, boy. You're drunk two minutes. It's unbelievable. See, it's a semi permeable, no calories.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It soaks in the alcohol.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we got to check in with our friends at Raycon Earbuds and I got a letter. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

This comes to us from Kris. Kris.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi Chris.

[Chick McGee]

That could be male or female. I'm not sure. He says hello everybody. I just ordered a pair of Raycons for my mom as a birthday present. I got this text message from her. I think she liked them. Thanks for making me look good. And it's from his mom. It says I love these earbuds, exclamation point. Thank you. Little red heart. There you go. What? What better endorsement than a mom?

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Raycon Earbuds.

[Christy Lee]

We all know how hard it is to please your mother. Good God.

[Chick McGee]

How quickly we get to certain themes on this show. Coming up, a lot of exciting things in the news, including cheerleading. Major story in the world of sports. And something we were talking about you either yesterday or the day before involving the Stanley Cup. And it happened again.

[Christy Lee]

Oh Stan. The Stanley Cup.

[Chick McGee]

Stanley, give me that cup. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this Is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Chrissy Lee. Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. I have a question for the room.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom. And Josh has a question for the room.

[Tom Griswold]

This may actually be a question for the world. I took a different way to work this morning, and I passed one of those, like, sex shops. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And on their marquee, you know, this place sells toys. It sells outfits. On their Marquee, it said 20% off ox balls. Spell it O, X, B, A, L, L, S. So like, like the animal.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm wondering what ox balls are and if anybody.

[Pat Godwin]

Are they missing a letter?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so. Because even if they were, what could it be? What could it be?

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe it's a kiss and a hug ball. Oh, the circle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

Loving kisses and a hug, maybe. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think it could be testic? Some sort of toy that's testicular in nature?

[Christy Lee]

Or it could be a giant pair of testicles.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

That also on track, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Could it be the nickname of, like, a CBD product?

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Could it be the nickname of a adult cinema star?

[Tom Griswold]

20% off all of Oxball's catalog.

[Pat Godwin]

Harry Ox is a huge star, isn't he?

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. I got it. I got it. Oxballs is a brand specializing in adult novel novelty products, primarily for men.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

With a focus on high quality silicone toys that cater to the fetish and kink communities.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They have. I can. I can't even read most of these things. Okay. They have rings.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They have things for stretching the dangling parts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

They have. Oh, this is interesting. They have cages for that area.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. So Oxballs is the brand?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a brand.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would you put it in a cage?

[Christy Lee]

Some people like that, right? Very much.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

The woman is the one who lets it out.

[Christy Lee]

And it's like, what happens if it gets.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like, happy.

[Christy Lee]

That's part of the.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it can. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Do you?

[Christy Lee]

It's the male answer to the chastity bill, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's the idea.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a pee hole?

[Tom Griswold]

We knew somebody who did this.

[Josh Arnold]

We do.

[Christy Lee]

Hang on a second.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was one of Oscar's friends.

[Christy Lee]

Tom had a, had a question.

[Josh Arnold]

He has to have a pee hole or he would.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's like a. It looks like a catcher's mask cage.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I. Oh, oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, so you can.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's not like a solid.

[Christy Lee]

It's not like he's in a dark, dark box.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so. So the answer to the question is this, this ox ball is a brand name. And I guess people who know know.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess so.

[Josh Arnold]

20% off.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, 20% off.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they. They can't put on their big sign. 20% off. C word rings.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, I would think men's fetish toys. But yeah, you're right, they are catering to their, their crowd. Ox balls.

[Chick McGee]

It also according to this ad, it has a so called chastity devices. Yeah, that would be I guess, belts. And do they make chastity suspenders or are they strictly.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Like a chastity. They make a formal chastity cummerbund. There's a limited market. You show, you show up in that show where they bring their inventions out. Shark Tank. Well, who may want to have a chastity belt but they're going to a formal event.

[Christy Lee]

Aren't you tired of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Hi. Hi. Sharks. I'm with Kinky.

[Christy Lee]

Gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking for $200,000 for 5% of my company.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking about obscure commercials. For some reason we landed on a couple great ones, but we were talking about especially that there was a coffee commercial for years for Taster's Choice. And it had. It was a kind of a running skit. And the essence of it was the guy run out of coffee and he knocked in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And there was the chemistry between the two. Yes, there was. The implication was that they were. These two were going to get together. They actually did make a TV movie out of it. And I, I'd forgotten we have kind of a knockoff on that and. And here it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Friday, 8pm.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, excuse me. I'm having a dinner party and I've run out of coffee. Might I borrow some. Here you go. A few minutes later. Excuse me, could I trouble you again for some more coffee? I just gave you some 10 minutes ago. I know, but my guests are really big coffee drinkers. Okay. Here you go.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Do you mind if I ask you a question? What? Do you live here alone? Yeah, why? Shortly thereafter, you again. I need more coffee. It's impossible. Okay. But it is possible that you want me. No. Good night. Two minutes after that. Go away. Stalker's choice. Coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

Coffee.

[Christy Lee]

So Good.

[Chick McGee]

He'll come back again and again and again. Coffee.

[Christy Lee]

Coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Go away.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to call the police.

[Chick McGee]

Share some with a neighbor.

[Christy Lee]

Stalker's choice.

[Chick McGee]

It's what obsessive compulsive relationships are made of. The best part of that is if you're listening carefully, the door sound effect. Is Dean going all right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently it was a slow. It was a busy day. We didn't have time to dig up the sound effect. Well, we've learned a lot so far on today's show. We've learned you want to avoid the coffee enema. We learned that ox balls is a brand of fetish and kink community. High quality silicone.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that fun though, taking a different way to work?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's fine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, me too. There's a. We should explain that we're kind of, we're off of a semi rural road here in our neck of the woods and there's a massive tree blocking the road. So we all had to kind of go an alternate route.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I kind of thought I knew where I was going, so I went kind of a back road because I used to live across the street and I didn't. I got a little freaked out because I was like, where the heck am I? I ended up in the right place, but it was scary for a moment. There are some other trees down over there too, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you're just joining us, hello. This is the Bob and Tom show. It's great to be here. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Time to read a couple of letters from you. You can reach us bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and Tom show, this one says, glad to hear from yesterday's show that the swap shop is back. Well, that's great. Thank you. This is from Ken. I have a 43 year old dishwasher I'd like to trade for a riding lawnmower. P.S. i'll be changing oil in my truck on Saturday.

[Tom Griswold]

Is his 43 year old dishwasher a pretty lady?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it might be. It might indeed. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Honey, I've got some good news for you. You're moving out.

[Christy Lee]

This will be explained to you in just a moment. This is from Sean. Dear Bob and Tom show folks. Hey, just wanted you to know I went to a Reds game over the weekend. Had an awesome time. Unbelievable. They had a scoreboard. My, my mind was blown. Thank you, Sean. In Wilmington, Ohio. So you could just look up at the scoreboard and know what the score was as the game was being played.

[Chick McGee]

I was just making the point that the WNBA game that I attended, the scoreboard now has multiple things on it and a huge video replay time. Gigantic.

[Christy Lee]

The temperature out of door.

[Tom Griswold]

It was too much for you?

[Chick McGee]

No, I loved it. Oh, there was never a dull moment then. The best thing, of course, I mean, they just. There's always something going on. They have the percentages of field goals, percentages of three pointers for both. They have the cannon, that multiple T shirt, the Gatlin gun of T shirt cannons. It was just great field goals.

[Christy Lee]

Thing is, you know, now every now and then on the scoreboard, they'll have like a racing dot or whatever they want to put up there. And you. The crowd cheers for like a red dot, a green dot, a yellow dot.

[Chick McGee]

They keep it very entertaining.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I know Pat, when I went to the baseball game recently, they had how many shots on goal? Yeah, yeah. Field goals, he said, at a basketball.

[Pat Godwin]

Game, up in the score.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they are. Technically. They are.

[Chick McGee]

There's fg. Fg and then the three pointers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Field goal percentage.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they. At one point they were. They were 50% from the. All right, well, that just proves three point.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you guys know I don't watch basketball, so that's.

[Christy Lee]

No, but it's one of those. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Court goals, football.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you'll be pleased because something we predicted actually happened in the NHL. We'll get to that in just a second. Right now, I'm gonna read this one. This is for longtime listeners of the show. Got this nice letter from Krista. She said, big fan of the show. My husband and I went to Bowling Green, Kentucky.

[Tom Griswold]

Lovely.

[Chick McGee]

To the Wally Parks Nostalgia Nationals. Huge car show. Yeah, Lots of great old cars. I was driving around checking things out, and I ran across this. This. It's a photograph of a beautiful old car and in front of it is a. A surfboard of sorts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's Would.

[Chick McGee]

That has the logo of the Endless Summer.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, the movie.

[Chick McGee]

The movie that I've talked about. The terrific movie.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Cool cars and endless numbing conversation.

[Chick McGee]

The Endless Summer, of course. Movie about surfing.

[Christy Lee]

So then I changed the headline.

[Chick McGee]

One of the first documentaries to Back in the day. Your dad, I'm sure, saw it, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I saw it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's a famous.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he believed. Why would I ever watch those? No, he never said that. I have no idea if he saw it or not.

[Chick McGee]

But that reminded me.

[Christy Lee]

It's a badly made movie. The sounds off it was.

[Chick McGee]

It was one of those cult things. It's nuts, man, that everybody's. It was kind of like a Deep Throat thing. Everybody went to see this movie. When it came out, it was a documentary. It was in theaters, and that rarely happens these days. In any event, I. I bring it up because I've been listening to some stuff about the Beach Boys, the sad, sad death of Brian Wilson. But their big comeback was when they released a double set called the Endless Summer that had their early hits on it, all the surfing stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Chick McGee]

And I know.

[Pat Godwin]

The late, great Brian Wilson in the beginning wrote songs about surfing. He didn't even surf. He wrote Surfing, Surfs Up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Surf City.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Surfer Girl and Surfing usa. Even though he wasn't a surfer.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, great.

[Pat Godwin]

And he wanted his music to evolve. Then he just got sick of writing about the surf songs and surfing. He wanted to be all beyond. He wanted to go beyond just the theme of surfing. So he told his bandmates about his true passion, which was actually food. He liked to eat. And so he wrote about food for a while there. I don't know if you remember this. They never released this. I like everything this restaurant makes, but my favorites, lobster tail and steak. Surf and turf. I really love that surf and turf. I skip the salad and the fancy hors d' oeuvres and get right to the surf and turf. Whoa, whoa. And then say you have it.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it sounds like Brian couldn't help himself.

[Pat Godwin]

Who got away from the surfing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Who doesn't love surfing?

[Chick McGee]

That was it.

[Christy Lee]

I'm trying.

[Chick McGee]

Was it Saturday Night Live that did the skit where they arrested him for. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Belushi and Ackroyd went.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Dressed as cops. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But, yeah, he was not a surfer. Dennis Wilson apparently surfed a little bit.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Between drinks.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta have a hobby.

[Tom Griswold]

It was the early one.

[Chick McGee]

Sad news. But coming up we have, like I said, Josh, some Stanley cup news I think you're going to find quite interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I saw some good pictures and footage of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The big celebration, the Panthers.

[Christy Lee]

It is a dichotomy that they carry that Stanley cup around and the guys have white gloves and they gave so carefully. And then the next. There.

[Josh Arnold]

Pictures.

[Christy Lee]

Pictures of beer into the bowl and, you know, someone crapped in the Stanley Cup. You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know about that.

[Christy Lee]

I know that.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Because it's so revered. Why would they know?

[Josh Arnold]

They wouldn't.

[Chick McGee]

In this world today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I'm gonna really argue that one.

[Christy Lee]

All right. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Also coming up, we have the correlation between your fitness level and your sexual satisfaction.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And we have a cool story involving a bear. We got alligators in the other. Other delights.

[Christy Lee]

Bear versus alligator. Who you got?

[Josh Arnold]

Bear versus alligator. I got bear.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I think I'd got. I think I'd take bear.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I would go with bear.

[Christy Lee]

You think? Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, in Lake Placid, the giant alligator gets a grizzly bear.

[Christy Lee]

And isn't. Isn't iced tea in Lake Placid.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Anaconda. But were he in Lake Placid, what would he say?

[Chick McGee]

What does he say? And what is it in Anaconda?

[Tom Griswold]

His gators out there this big. His gators Condo, he says.

[Chick McGee]

Is gators out there as big? I think. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Can't believe it.

[Pat Godwin]

Is he looking at the skin?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they unfurl a giant snake skin.

[Chick McGee]

I remember.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, I missed that one. Sorry. It's entertaining that we were talking about coffee this morning. We had a couple interesting stories yesterday about drinking coffee and how it can extend your life according to certain scientific surveys. I'm kind of wondering if it's because a lot of people who drink coffee actually get up and work and move around. I think that may be part of it. Java House. Well, Java House, that's the official coffee of the Bob and Tom Show. In fact, I just finished something from Java House. It's something else they have beside coffee, tea, all kinds of delightful drinks, including those energy drinks and hydration drinks. I had the Arctic freeze hydration drink just a few minutes ago. Java House is the official coffee and the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. They're peel and pour pods. You don't have to put them into a Keurig. Here's one right here. Looks like kind of a Keurig pod, but it's not. Peel this little top off. In this case, you've got the amazingly smooth cold brew Colombian medium roast. And I did say smooth.

[Christy Lee]

You said it again. I like it.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta hydrate.

[Christy Lee]

No, I. I like. I think you should say smooth every time.

[Tom Griswold]

It's coffee on daddy.

[Chick McGee]

Smooth.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to apologize now to everyone listening. The peel and pour pods.

[Christy Lee]

So smooth.

[Chick McGee]

This is like. This is like a challenge for young broadcasters. Try saying peel and pour pods. What did I say? Coffee, tea, lattes, energy drinks, hydration drinks. Josh, your favorite is the hot cocoa, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Seven, eight in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I tell you what, I'll take over the hot cocoa. Just so you don't have to say it, because I know you're tired of me putting you in the hot cocoa corner.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe put himself in that corner.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever tried to put a large standard sized marshmallow into a cup of cocoa?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I would love to share you Brian's recipe for Java House. He says take a Java house pod, add 8 ounces of vanilla ice cream and a half cup of heavy cream, put it in a blender and enjoy. Because he said that he remembered you saying that you like your coffee like a milkshake.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

He's actually done it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a second. That is genius.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He also says, yes, I'm a fat body.

[Christy Lee]

We.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't care. I want to save that because I want to. I want to have Ms. Hooker make that for us.

[Christy Lee]

Be on to something. Your favorite Java House recipe. This is exciting.

[Chick McGee]

I never thought of that. You could also. It might be just great over vanilla ice cream.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Right. Yeah. Yeah. We were supposed to be talking about this instead of dreaming about enjoying it. Java House has something going on right now. If you want to get started and check it out, Javahouse.com has all the information. Use the promo code. Bob and Tom, one big long word. B, O, B A, N D, T, O M. Get 25% off your order. I've got to check out Java House this weekend on my ice cream. I'm a big fan. We'll give you a full report coming up. Thank you so much, Java House. We'll get back to the action in just a few minutes. We have cool of all things, two big stories involving cheerleaders and another one of those weird stories about celebrity baby names and how celebrities treat their children as if it's some kind of weird accessory they can abuse. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this remains the Bob and Tom Show. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail].

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom show getting ready for the fair down the road.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee. Hey, Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick begins.

[Christy Lee]

Cosby is here. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

We have the tales of the Stanley cup coming up.

[Chick McGee]

You want to get right to that? I know Josh is a big hockey guy and we were talking about how the Stanley cup is one of the most famous of all trophies. And interestingly enough, each member of the team will get to babysit the cup if you will for several days. And the cup is escorted around. There are a team of people that keep track of the thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they get a little baby Stanley cup to put on their desk?

[Chick McGee]

That's a good question. I don't know the answer, but I'll find out.

[Josh Arnold]

Hold their pins.

[Chick McGee]

There is one. The Stanley Cup. A few years ago, they had to do some repairs on it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I look that up and we were talking about what they do with it, and here we go. We have another story.

[Christy Lee]

Alexander Barkh wants to show everybody a Stanley Cup. And Tuesday night into Wednesday morning, Florida Panther won their second straight Stanley Cup. They beat Edmonton during an appearance in his own neighborhood. He went. Barkoff went door to door, ringing people's doorbells, going, hey, you want coffee with the cup?

[Tom Griswold]

That's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

And people would answer some. Let him in. And there is a ring camera video of Barkoff on his neighbor's door with the Stanley Cup. There he is now. Now let it run. He's trying to get somebody to come to the door.

[Chick McGee]

And it's dark outside.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. You can hear this. Yep, there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a nice white suit.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, jackets are bulging with cans of beer.

[Christy Lee]

Here comes. Oh, he's coming out or what?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, he's coming.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's.

[Christy Lee]

He's coming.

[Chick McGee]

There's a guy holding the Stanley cup in back of him.

[Josh Arnold]

He's on his way.

[Christy Lee]

That's. That's what that.

[Tom Griswold]

They clearly know each other. They're being overly friendly.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't sound like a Barkov, does he? He sounds like a Florida guy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

And they do get a mini Stanley cup.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't think you can put pens in it, though, you know, too shallow. Paper clips.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, paper clips. There you go. They're loose change. You could sit it there.

[Christy Lee]

Jelly beans. Jelly beans.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you could take the lid off of a Pringles can and turn it in to put it Cremated remains in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, maybe you could.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a little bigger than that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you can just.

[Chick McGee]

You split them up among the family members.

[Josh Arnold]

The width of it.

[Chick McGee]

You're. Some people get it into a gif jar. Other people get it in a little mini Stanley cup. Uncle Clarence would have wanted it that way.

[Christy Lee]

You know what, Tom? You sure could. Thank you for that. Great idea.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Christy Lee]

You're welcome.

[Chick McGee]

But the Stanley cup got damaged.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't. I. I didn't know what you were. I didn't hear it got damaged.

[Chick McGee]

The bowl is already.

[Tom Griswold]

Stanley cup got damaged.

[Josh Arnold]

It's already damaged.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's the story.

[Christy Lee]

God damn it. Stanley Cup. The bowl's dented. The bottom's dented, but it's been dented.

[Josh Arnold]

And yeah, it's part of the charm.

[Christy Lee]

They put it on. They have a machine like when they repaired the Tin man in the wizard of Oz.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A couple of says they, quote, partied with the cup into the early morning hours.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember Ovechkin? Almost nobody thought he was going to give it up when he had it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's true. He would not give it back.

[Pat Godwin]

Knocking on doors. You know what this is, Stanley, I presume, is what the people say.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I tend to agree. Maybe a major transaction hasn't occurred in a cop, but it. I'm sure somebody's number one, didn't there. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I think you're correct.

[Tom Griswold]

They also drink out of it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they rinse it and wash. You.

[Christy Lee]

Can rinse it out.

[Chick McGee]

It says here.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember that about your coffee cup.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes a good point.

[Christy Lee]

You can't fit a Stanley cup in the dishwasher. Do they have really large dishwashers, like a mini car wash that you can put like restaurants, hundreds of dishes at a time? I bet they do.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure they have one that would fit the Stanley cup, but that's a. It's a fair question. We. It says here that the Tampa Bay Lightning dropped the cup during their boat parade in 2021. The Colorado Avalanche dented it on the ice when they won the following year. Damage is nothing new to the Stanley Cup. It's been submerged in pools, it's been thrown into the Atlantic Ocean mishandled by players, coaches and staff for more than a century. That's part of the charm of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Thing was, who threw it into the ocean?

[Christy Lee]

Was it when the Blues won? They. They were skating over to give it to the team and they dropped it and just clang. Remember that? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they had to fix it with that flex seal stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That stuff is amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. It's interesting. I'm surprised that the Stanley Company now, which is associated Stanley tools, have been around forever. Great tools. But now Stanley is associated with the. What I would call a thermos.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

What was the one that predated the Stanley? The.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the Yeti.

[Chick McGee]

The yeti. But this, I mean, the Stanley is ubiquitous. If you go into the lost and found of any gym or any school, you'll see the history of the history of the Stanley cup right there. I Wonder if they haven't glommed onto that with their. Would be a natural for them to do something with the actual Stanley Cup.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it is the Stanley Cup. And a Stanley cup.

[Josh Arnold]

If they can put a handle on it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, if the Stanley Thermos people. What is the word for that? It's not a thermos is a brand, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, Stanley.

[Chick McGee]

What is a Stanley? It's a. It's a liquid beverage container that with thermal capabilities makes. If they made the Stanley cup, it'd be indestructible.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm one household that has zero Stanley's.

[Chick McGee]

I've got 40 of them.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not particularly cabinet friendly.

[Christy Lee]

No, you notice they are.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. And the answer to that is it's unwieldy goat. You can buy a rack, so you store them. Well, I only have one horizontally. Yeah, yeah. Josh only has one.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't live in a sorority house.

[Chick McGee]

Now wait a minute, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

As much as I've done.

[Chick McGee]

Has it been your life dream to wake up as the mascot of a sorority house?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe 15 years ago now, I. It'd be two days before I hang myself.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but boy, I'm not sure you had the energy to hang yourself because of all the expelled bodily fluids. Well, the autopsy indicates he had plenty of blood. He was just completely out of semen.

[Christy Lee]

You can get an NHL replica Stanley cup trophy for 400 from Fanatics. It's a. That's the jersey and T shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Sports.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that doesn't seem right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there it is.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like they call those tumblers, Tom. Stanley. Stanley Tumbler.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew there was a word.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but that's their word for it. I mean, is there a generic.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeti call it. They call it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Tumblr is generic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is Turvis or is that a brand name?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a brand also.

[Christy Lee]

That's a brand.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well now, in any event, what's coming up in sports, Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

The replica Stanley cup is only 25 inches tall, but you still have to play pay 400 bucks. So there you go. I see Los Angeles Lakers have been sold. Set a new record for sports team purchase price. Shador Sanders. Yes. Deion's son is in trouble. Game six tonight between the Thunder and the Pacers in Indianapolis. And a lot of cheerleading news today. Pro cheerleading Cowboys Cheerleaders is another season of their series on Netflix. If you watch it, you can be a friend of mine. And other stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

I love cheerleading. I like to watch that on esp.

[Chick McGee]

All about it in a few minutes. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows.

[Christy Lee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Drive. You'll see why.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the Silac Insurance news desk. Christy Lee. Hello, it's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby is here. And I, Chick Fig. We've got. Thinking about buying a sports team. As my dad used to say, the price of poker just went up. Hello, Tom. We'll have the details.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he'll. Let's get to the details right now. What you got?

[Christy Lee]

The bus family.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, kids.

[Chick McGee]

We're going.

[Christy Lee]

We're going on the bus. I had a lunchbox when I was a kid in school, and it was all the Disney characters in the yellow school bus. I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and it was. And it was rounded, like at the top.

[Christy Lee]

It looked just like a school bus. And the little neighbor kid next door threw it on the ground and broke the thermos inside it. It had glass in the thermos.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Remember those days?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I remember those.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pure jealousy.

[Christy Lee]

I stalked that kid until he was 37 years old. I finally caught up to him.

[Pat Godwin]

Where is he now?

[Christy Lee]

I shut his hand in his car door.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

What was on the lunchbox?

[Christy Lee]

The Disney characters. Like Goofy was driving and they were all looking out the window.

[Chick McGee]

You could probably find one of those. Would you like another one?

[Christy Lee]

I'm. I'm.

[Chick McGee]

You could use it as a briefcase.

[Christy Lee]

I could. I always. I've always said I want to be the crazy rich guy. I'm crazy and I'm a guy. I don't have the rich part yet.

[Chick McGee]

But you show up, some board meeting, and you. You have, you know, your lunchbox, you open it up and there's a roll of important papers. Oh, the party. The first part wants to sign the part.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a Muppet show lunchbox. Oh, lunchbox was the Muppet Show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I can get you one of these. Oh, they're just. They're pricey.

[Chick McGee]

How much?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, anywhere from $75 up to 375.

[Chick McGee]

Are these classics or replays?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, they're classics from 1960s School Bus.

[Chick McGee]

You find chicks?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

Metal or plastic?

[Josh Arnold]

They're metal.

[Christy Lee]

They're metal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, My Muppet show one was metal.

[Chick McGee]

That rusty hinge on them.

[Pat Godwin]

My bad man was.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go. Is this the one you had? It looked like that.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly the one I had There we go. Let's see Donald Duck and Pluto there by the side of the bus.

[Pat Godwin]

Buy me a lunchbox.

[Chick McGee]

And we're discussing this because is Jeannie Buss going to be running the team when she they sell it?

[Christy Lee]

Actually that was part of the sale. The Bus family agreed to sell the controlling stake of the Los Angeles Lakers to TWG Global CEO Mark Walter, doing so with a franchise valuation. Hold on to your various shorts. $10 billion.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my.

[Christy Lee]

There we go. The most, most ever for professional sports franchise. And as part of the deal, Jeannie Buss, whose family has had control of the Lakers since 79. I think he bought them for like 800 million back in 79 or something. Or maybe 87. I'll look it up. Jeannie intends to remain as governor. That is part of of the sale.

[Tom Griswold]

That doesn't sound like a bad ROI.

[Christy Lee]

Buying it for the old return on investment.

[Tom Griswold]

87 million.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So goodbye to the Bus family. So we got the Lakers at 10 billion.

[Chick McGee]

It was just that TV thing made about kind of based on the John C. Reilly starting.

[Christy Lee]

Starting five or starting point or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, with, with what's her face, Goldie Hawn's daughter, what's her name? Yep. Yes, Silver. The. The Lakers were purchased for Almost, not quite $68 million.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

In 1979.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Not a bad return on your investment.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he also got the Kings and the Forum.

[Christy Lee]

I read.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I read online that most of us have a reasonably firm grab grasp how much a million dollars is, but you really can't even comprehend how much a billion dollars is. You just can't. It's far more than you think it is.

[Chick McGee]

10 billion.

[Christy Lee]

10 billion is.

[Chick McGee]

I suppose when they negotiate with their players it'll be. Well look, I'll tell you what. We'd love to give you 50 million a year, but we just had to pay 10 billion for the teams.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it the Jeannie Buss, the owner, married to a comedian.

[Josh Arnold]

Actress.

[Tom Griswold]

Mm hmm.

[Christy Lee]

People still call him a comedian. That's interesting. The Lakers.

[Chick McGee]

I loved his joke.

[Christy Lee]

I know you did.

[Tom Griswold]

Onlyfans is on I think 8 billion. That's the asking price right now.

[Christy Lee]

It's for sale. Yeah, we need to line some up some inventor.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm kind of anti only fans right now.

[Christy Lee]

I'm believing the lie. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, I've never been on it. What's the problem with only fans now?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's mostly bots and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. So when you, if you're not Talking to the. The young lady wearing the pantyhose. It's some. Some machine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Or. Or some 22 year old in Bangladesh. Like apparently that. That's also what's going like. So.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I really am hot. Would you like to see my boobs?

[Tom Griswold]

I should have said Denver.

[Pat Godwin]

Way to go, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

What were you thinking?

[Christy Lee]

There's no way this game continued.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry it took me so long to get back to you. I'm waxing my mustache off.

[Christy Lee]

So what do you think? Top four, Mount Rushmore of sports franchises. Who you got?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I already know this one.

[Christy Lee]

Lakers, Cowboys, Yankees. And what do you think?

[Chick McGee]

I actually have the real numbers.

[Christy Lee]

And when I say this, I mean the sports.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Christy Lee]

The team is actually bigger than the league they're in.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

As a brand, would it be for hockey?

[Josh Arnold]

Blackhawks?

[Chick McGee]

No, the current. According to Forbes magazine, it's. You got it right. Cowboys, number one, Golden State. Warriors, number two, LA Rams, three, Yankees, four, Knicks five.

[Christy Lee]

That's probably a property where the arenas are and stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it'll. And I'm sure that's subject to change it. Your point though is well taken. You can't even imagine what a billion dollars.

[Christy Lee]

No, you can't. Forget it. Just forget it, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

I guess the best way to think about it is that's what Bezos is paying for his wedding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That guy's getting remarried.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Lauren Sanchez.

[Tom Griswold]

Nuts.

[Pat Godwin]

He's crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

He is crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

She's not going anywhere. You don't have to put a ring on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he already.

[Christy Lee]

You guys, maybe he's in love. You remember how crazy and stupid we thought it was when Chrissy got married? It's the same thing we did.

[Tom Griswold]

Only.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you say that? Best thing I ever did.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you, Chris.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's exactly the way I feel about it.

[Chick McGee]

Poor Andy.

[Pat Godwin]

Andy's.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Man, oh man, oh man. He's always so boxy just non stop over there at the house.

[Josh Arnold]

I tell you, they didn't get home till midnight last night. What the hell is that all about?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's a trend lately. And telling us.

[Josh Arnold]

Working late.

[Chick McGee]

Working on them night moves.

[Josh Arnold]

Working hard.

[Christy Lee]

Two points, Web. Firm and high. Oh, the Oklahoma City Thunder can wrap up the NBA championship tonight in Indianapolis. It's game six with the Thunder holding a three game to two lead. Still no idea whether Tyrese Halliburton will be able to play or not. He's got a problem with his lower right leg and we will see what we we'll see. We might have indeed a Game seven Pacers win tonight.

[Chick McGee]

Let's hope.

[Tom Griswold]

That sure would be exciting. Any Game seven in any sport.

[Chick McGee]

And anything to shut up the A hole on the pre game one guy.

[Christy Lee]

Kendall Perkins. I couldn't agree more.

[Chick McGee]

What a jackass.

[Christy Lee]

Kendall, we already got a Charles Barkley. Stop doing that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Right Brown?

[Tom Griswold]

I like what you're doing Kendall. Keep up.

[Christy Lee]

Brown. You know who's great at the NBA commentaries? Tim Legler. He was a three point. He played in the league. He has a iPad that he does telestrations on and it's amazing. He really knows what he's and can talk to somebody like me who kind of knows what's going on in the NBA but not really. He's great. Speaking of the NBA, here's a note from the NFL.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

What Browns rookie quarterback Shador Sanders is accused of driving a pickup truck 101 miles an hour on a suburban Cleveland interstate earlier this week. The Strongsville Police Department says the officer stopped shador at about 12:30 in the morning on Tuesday in a 60 mile per hour zone on I71.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was going 101.

[Christy Lee]

101 in a 60.

[Tom Griswold]

How scared were the guys sitting in the back right of the pickup truck?

[Chick McGee]

We don't have seat belts back here.

[Christy Lee]

We dropped our beers. Media reported the 23 year old could pay a $250 fine to waive the fourth degree misdemeanor case. Of course he's the son of Deion Sanders. I get a pickup truck to go 101. Well I guess anything's possible nowadays.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I would like to see a stat on this. I don't know if anybody knows my experience with NFL players. I would put money on this. More of them drive pickup trucks than cars probably.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to say far more. Really 75%.

[Chick McGee]

I've been to an NFL, you know facility. Facility and it's all pickup trucks.

[Christy Lee]

Yes sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Just drove by one. I just drove by one last night. Pickup trucks coming out.

[Chick McGee]

My NFL playing neighborhood has a very nice truck. I yeah, I think that's kind of their thing now. So. But he'll be needed to go fast because when he gets cut from the team he'll want to drive out of town quickly. A little. Little prediction there.

[Christy Lee]

There's any justice.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever seen Jeannie Buss? She's very attractive.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And she's going to make sure that her kids know how to work for a living. For example, her her son. He's a bus boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Will you be a bus boy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Just to give you a quick. Here's a quick glimpse.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

She was hooked.

[Josh Arnold]

I was so mad.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

That is really funny.

[Chick McGee]

I have no. I don't know anything about Jeannie Buss. I don't even know if she has any kids.

[Christy Lee]

Here's how much a billion dollars is. You would have to spend just a little over $2.7 million every day for one year. That'd be million dollars.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be tough to do.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'll take those nine fur coats again, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Bought the Eiffel Tower on payments.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care what it costs. What's the monthly payment? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Well, thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Cheerleading sports news coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and to TIME Show. Goodbye to the bus family. Well, see you later.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. As they buy an island in near Fiji.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what they're going to do now with just $10 billion to fall back on. Holy hell. That's Christy. Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Tom and the bus family sold the LA Lakers.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Big news story.

[Christy Lee]

The guy who owns the Dodgers. I think that's the situation. Yeah. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Serious, serious cash.

[Tom Griswold]

He loves his California sports.

[Christy Lee]

That's right, man.

[Chick McGee]

And but Genie Buss is temporarily going to keep running the team.

[Christy Lee]

She's going to be the governor. I think that's all they have to do those with morning governor once again.

[Chick McGee]

With with the help of her adult son is formerly a bus boy that she always wanted him to work.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of doing things twice, boy, we had a news story a month or so ago about a guy that was surfing at this amazing place in Portugal in which we were talking about this not too long ago. They get these waves that are 100ft.

[Josh Arnold]

High and they have to have jet skis pull them out there.

[Chick McGee]

It's obviously incredibly dangerous.

[Christy Lee]

They look like special effects from a movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like it looks like this guy's standing on top of a giant building and it's the building is falling.

[Tom Griswold]

Over as Clooney and Wahlberg try to make their way up.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

And interestingly enough, the guy that did this is an Englishman. And I guess the the record has not been made official yet, but it reminded me because it's a obviously surfing. We got talking about the surf movie the Endless Summer which led to a talk about the Beach Boys and their early songs. Were those surf songs?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of primitive.

[Pat Godwin]

Lots of them.

[Chick McGee]

And Brian Wilson famously didn't surf, nor did Carl Wilson. Dennis apparently surfed a little bit. Mike Love didn't really surf.

[Tom Griswold]

They certainly grew up around it though, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And that those songs really brought surfing and and California for that matter to the forefront of, of American culture. And I said this the other day. I heard of extensive interview With Mike Love, the one of the main singers, if not the lead singer of the Beach Boys. And he's never given the credit he deserves, although he's now in the Songwriters hall of Fame. He wrote all those great lyrics, right? Songs like what? California Girls and many, many other great ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that David Lee Ross song.

[Chick McGee]

David Lee Roth did a nice cover of that song. I enjoyed it very much.

[Tom Griswold]

I do too. And the video. I remember being sort of.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that was great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Important in my youth.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's probably what made David Lee Roth think he was bigger than Van Halen and to make that very wrong move. But you are a big Beach Boys fan.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I spent the week just listening to old stuff and production and. Oh, it's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Pat Godwin]

Baby, don't worry. Don't worry, baby. Oh, my gosh. Beautiful. Brian Wilson came out of the gate though, and he wrote nothing but surf songs. They were kind of pigeonholed. He wrote, let's see here, Surfing Surfs Up, Surf City, Surfer Girl and Surfer Surfing usa. Keep in mind he wasn't a surfer and he wanted to move on. And the band. His band mate says, well, what do you want to write about? And he said, well, my passion's food. He was a big foodie. He loves to eat. So he wrote this. It never got released. I like everything this restaurant makes, but my favorite's lobster tail and steak. Surf and turf. I really love that surf and turf. Skip the salad and the fancy hors d' oeuvres and get right to the surf and turf.

[Chick McGee]

So he got. Got away from the surfing stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

They finally got away from it.

[Chick McGee]

That was usually. That was usually Brian doing those high volumes vocals.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't realize how much he said.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Yeah, yeah. Typically he would do that and then. What's the Good Vibrations? The. I'm picking up. That's Mike. Then Carl's the voice of the great song. God Only Knows. That's. That's Carl Wilson.

[Christy Lee]

If my club hadn't been in the Beach Boys, he would be referred to as area lunatic.

[Chick McGee]

He's an interesting guy. I'm a big fan.

[Christy Lee]

But what's your favorite Beach Boy song? Overall?

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Probably Warmth of the Sun. Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Are you just chick.

[Christy Lee]

Are you just trying to be odd and eclectic or.

[Chick McGee]

Or the one that goes. I can't. I can't sing, of course, but we've been having fun all summer long.

[Pat Godwin]

That is great. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

God only knows.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the one at the end of American Graffiti? I don't know, but that's maybe okay. But yeah, The. The Beach Boys, they'll. They still do like a hundred gigs a year at least. So if you get a chance, go live. They're great.

[Josh Arnold]

But that was when. What was the. Who's the kid that plays drums all the time?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, John Stamos.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. John Stamos was on drums, who I.

[Tom Griswold]

Think is a great addition to the Beach Boys.

[Josh Arnold]

I do too. He was fun.

[Chick McGee]

And their song, what was the Kokomo is the song from the late version of the Beach Boys that recorded that appeared in their TV show.

[Pat Godwin]

Did I read by John Phillips.

[Christy Lee]

Stamos is the one who told everybody else in the Beach Boys that Brian had died. I think I read that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? Goodness, man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. God only knows the best song in the Beach.

[Pat Godwin]

God only knows. Number one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Number one.

[Tom Griswold]

Good vibration.

[Christy Lee]

Good vibration.

[Chick McGee]

It's hard. Good vibrations.

[Pat Godwin]

Vibrations is amazing.

[Chick McGee]

How many key changes in that?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, 22.

[Chick McGee]

I think it took him a year to make it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that cello at the end?

[Pat Godwin]

Everything about.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How about wouldn't it be nice that weird like Calliope at the beginning. Brian had the. The. The incredible musicality. But I he. The lyrics written by other people are often not given enough credit. But Pat, I like your surf and turf song. That's. I'm glad that Brian wrote that. Yeah, he wrote. I see. Okay, good.

[Pat Godwin]

You got to give him the credit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Get a full. Where credit is due. We're going to get back to the sports page.

[Josh Arnold]

You're wearing kind of a surf shirt today.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This is my surf.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you go to the dry cleaner?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That is. That is severely ironed.

[Josh Arnold]

Some nice shirts.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great. You know what? You look like a guy who. Who cabana at a Vegas hotel and then just fills it with 20 models.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're just. You're there. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Old guy.

[Chick McGee]

What he's saying is you look like a guy that is about to buy a hooker is what he's trying to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of a. Yeah. Yes. I don't even see.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't even know that this guy wants to have sex with any of them. He just wants to be surrounded by.

[Pat Godwin]

People who enjoy them. I'm at that point in my life where I want to enjoy my money.

[Chick McGee]

You're the hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's all about the shoes and watch.

[Chick McGee]

You got to check out the shoes. You give a watch on.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see.

[Pat Godwin]

It's just an apple watch.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, that'll get checks.

[Pat Godwin]

My sleep at night. My humping energy.

[Josh Arnold]

Sleep with your watch. On.

[Pat Godwin]

You got to.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Check your sleep, your hump. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you check your hump, times and.

[Pat Godwin]

Valleys and then complete flatline.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, one of our favorite comedians will be joining us, Jamie Lisso. Looking forward to talking to Jamie, recently married.

[Christy Lee]

Jamie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

If you're just joining us. Hello once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio and this is the Bob and Tom Show. We return to the sports page with. With Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

A cheerleading company called Varsity Spirit is launching the world's first professional cheerleading league.

[Tom Griswold]

Why not? I mean this. These events are all huge. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they're gonna have. I understand. They're gonna have NFL players on the sideline.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a switcheroo.

[Christy Lee]

Hang on a second time just standing there. NFL players on the sideline. The PCL Pro Cheer League.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I was way off.

[Christy Lee]

What? What did you have?

[Tom Griswold]

No, Well, I had a couple different versions. One for me and the other for.

[Christy Lee]

C. You were ready for anything. It's exclusive for elite athletes aged 18 and older who'll be able to compete with advanced training, national exposure and part time compensation. First seasonal debut on 26 with four founding teams based in Atlanta, Dallas, Miami and San Diego. Each team will be composed of 30 cheerleaders chosen through a selection process that'll be held this fall. The first season will begin with five events in Indianapolis, Houston, Atlanta, Anaheim and Nashville. Each match consists of three rounds of competition with rounds one and two featuring cheerleading skills, including stunts.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Basket tosses and tumbling in head to head bracket style rounds.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tumble for you.

[Christy Lee]

Final round. Boy, that's a bad song.

[Tom Griswold]

I totally agree.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How did that mtv.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you go from karma chameleon to that?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't like I.

[Josh Arnold]

Karma kama kama kama kama chameleon do.

[Christy Lee]

You really want to hurt me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't like that either.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I would hear that. And go. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember when Ace made love to Boy George?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. He just wanted to.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

That's wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Gave it to him.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. Do him. He approached him. Sorry. Go back to you, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

The final round will be a creative routine set to music, highlighting choreography, creativity, athleticism and showman.

[Tom Griswold]

They are true athletes.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll go to that. I would definitely.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think it's going to be a success. I think it's a pyramid scheme.

[Christy Lee]

You are killing Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

You thought we were talking.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I did.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought we were gonna have a conversation.

[Chick McGee]

I might. Yesterday afternoon I walked and my daughter was watching there's some Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Part 2.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Season 2 on Netflix.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, it's a big thing. And then we actually have Dallas Cowboy cheerleader news today.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's a cheerleading mecca in Texas that was a big Netflix show for a long time. A collegiate cheerleading show. I can't remember the name of the school but yeah, that was very popular when I was.

[Chick McGee]

I had to go through physical therapy for quite some time on my arm when I was there.

[Tom Griswold]

Because of cheerleading.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No, but there were the. I was talking to my main guy, who's a great guy, but they get more cheerleaders there than they'd get hockey players.

[Josh Arnold]

Most dangerous sport for female athletes by far.

[Tom Griswold]

It must be.

[Chick McGee]

Be a lot of. A lot of torn knees and stuff, etc. Etc.

[Christy Lee]

Ripped up knees, man.

[Chick McGee]

Do. Do you have the Dallas Cheerleader Update?

[Christy Lee]

I do, but first here's the Beach Boys and a forgotten song. It came up. It came out in 64, but I don't remember it being a hit to like 68. 69.

[Pat Godwin]

This is my. I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Don't worry, Carl. Lead. Lead singer.

[Pat Godwin]

Leave it or not. That's Mike. I mean Brian.

[Chick McGee]

That's. This is Brian. Brian saying the Real High video.

[Christy Lee]

Well, obviously the video. Brian couldn't be bothered so we didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Tour with him after.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So this is top 10, I'd say for me. Oh, I love of the Beach Boy songs.

[Chick McGee]

Don't worry baby.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean the fact that this was just all bouncing around his head.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was able to communicate. Hey, this is how I want it to sound. This is what I want.

[Christy Lee]

You wonder he slept in sand, huh?

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or took.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it. It got a little rough there.

[Tom Griswold]

Fine line between genius and madness.

[Christy Lee]

Now the Cowboys cheerleaders say they're getting a increase in pay during the second season. The Netflix series America's Sweethearts. The Dallas cheerleaders four year veteran cheerleader Megan McAlaney said they're getting a 400% boost in pay.

[Tom Griswold]

They call her.

[Christy Lee]

The cheerleaders have been pushing for increases for years.

[Tom Griswold]

And she melts in your mouth.

[Christy Lee]

2019 oh, the Cowboys.

[Chick McGee]

Megan McAlan melts in your mouth. They call her Eminem. Nice.

[Christy Lee]

The lawsuit.

[Chick McGee]

What flavor Eminem is she? Have you seen.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if she's chocolate or not.

[Chick McGee]

She's tart.

[Christy Lee]

There. Now you're probably wondering. 400% in pay. There's only one explanation. They weren't making anything before. You'd be right.

[Josh Arnold]

How much?

[Christy Lee]

The squad is doubling their per game pay. From 200 a game to $400 a game. And the latest raise is four times that. Based on the numbers, cheerleaders now get $1600 per game.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, these broads want everything, don't they?

[Christy Lee]

There you go. You give them an inch, next thing you know, they'll want to making friends again.

[Chick McGee]

Unlike Dak Prescott, they don't. They don't help the team lose every week. So they're so.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, 400 a game is not. You can't live off that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they're not.

[Josh Arnold]

This isn't a special. Isn't a full time job like that.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders should be a full time gig.

[Chick McGee]

What are they going to do? How many games?

[Tom Griswold]

Also go do a community event.

[Chick McGee]

How many home games a year do they have, Chick?

[Christy Lee]

Eight, nine.

[Tom Griswold]

Ambassadors. Yeah, they should. That should be a full time thing.

[Pat Godwin]

But a handful more money.

[Tom Griswold]

So I think 1600 a week is good. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they get, do they get the.

[Chick McGee]

1600 a week during the away games?

[Christy Lee]

They have nine games. It's $14,400 a year. You can live off that. Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Not poverty levels.

[Pat Godwin]

20.

[Chick McGee]

Are they getting paid for this documentary?

[Tom Griswold]

They should.

[Christy Lee]

I would think so. There's. There's a head Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.

[Josh Arnold]

I know nothing about this.

[Christy Lee]

Like she has a nickname like Big cheerleader, Big Mamie Pants or something. I'm not sure what it is, but it's something. So that's on Netflix. For those of you who care about.

[Josh Arnold]

The Cowboys, Kelly Finglass.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she might be the head. The head lady.

[Josh Arnold]

The head of the doubt. She's been there since 1991.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she runs with an iron.

[Josh Arnold]

Andy, executive producer of the show on Netflix, Iron Pouch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Does that complete our sports market? Okay, coming up, what marathon? I want to run. Run a marathon. Think you could run a marathon in an hour? What, and you're just learning about it now? Well, we'll see what happens.

[Chick McGee]

Look forward to that. Also coming up, we have animals in the news as usual.

[Josh Arnold]

Lot of animals and a lot of.

[Chick McGee]

Other exciting things going on, including your fitness level and how it relates to your abilities. In the sack, if you will. Or with your sack.

[Christy Lee]

Is that the way you refer to it? In the sack.

[Chick McGee]

In the sack.

[Christy Lee]

You want to go in the sack, knock one out. I see you doing the sack activity.

[Chick McGee]

I do not, but thank you for thinking that.

[Tom Griswold]

He says a roll in the head.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of The Bob and Tom Show. Contest rules. Go to bob and tom.comcont contest-rules or just scroll down to the bottom of.

[Christy Lee]

The page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. What? Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. You caught us mid argument. What a surprise. Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick and here's Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you very much, Chick Magee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

I just remembered something.

[Josh Arnold]

What'd you remember?

[Chick McGee]

I gotta dig this story up. Josh was gone when we had an interesting story about the mosh pit.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Now, can you describe to those not familiar with the mosh pit what it's all about? Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, yeah. Particularly at heavier rock concerts, one will open up in the middle of the big crowd. So there's sort of a ring of people. And then inside that ring, people slam into each other and jump around and run and. Yeah, it's all in the name of fun. Nobody's out to hurt anybody necessarily. At least those guys shouldn't be allowed in the mosh pit.

[Chick McGee]

This is from the BBC. British authorities asking attendees of a heavy metal music festival to change the settings on their Apple watches. The BBC reports that at the Download festival in Donington park, apparently all that bouncing around, the Apple watch reports that they've been in a collision.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And calls the authorities.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it does sounds like a 911. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Yeah. So as you know, those watches have a setting in which if you're in a car crash, it knows that something's wrong and it dials whatever. What is it? 999 in the UK, but it. So they're asking you to put your. Put it in so called airplane mode.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So this was. This was happening to people.

[Tom Griswold]

So weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. No, I thought you were. Since you're the one that's participated in the mosh pit, I thought you'd enjoy that.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I the only one?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Adjacent. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes they form around you and you don't feel like being in one. Every single one tried to form and just. Yeah, yeah. And sometimes it's like too soon in the concert or sometimes it's just not the right song. Sometimes you can tell the people starting it aren't up to any good. They're like, oh, these guys are out to try to knock somebody out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Here's an unusual take on that at a. This is also. This is in Australia. A 20 year. A 20 year old woman told police she was at the edge of the stage in the mosh pit at the St. Kilda festival, watching a group called the Fundamentals. Oh, are you familiar?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I like the name though.

[Christy Lee]

Spell that.

[Tom Griswold]

Instead of F and fundamentals it's th.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, that's what I thought he said.

[Chick McGee]

No, I. I almost said Fundamentals, but no, it's Fundamentals and I'm sorry. The 20 year old woman reported the man in the mosh pit behind her ejaculated onto her back.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my goodness.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know what? Say what you want, but that's a great mosh pit. Okay, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

That band must be. Just be great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Wouldn't you spend the rest of your life trying to get back to that mosh pit?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's got to be one of those guys that like, what do they call them? Where they go into a crowded subway.

[Chick McGee]

And just rub up frontage or something?

[Christy Lee]

I think.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The police report the victim was, quote, mortified. There's no kidding. Girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Being a girl in a mosh pit's already tough enough.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Why?

[Tom Griswold]

But there are so many in there.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm surprised at that.

[Chick McGee]

What is the name from Mosh?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm not sure.

[Chick McGee]

Like mashed?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Is there such a thing as mashed potatoes?

[Christy Lee]

Well, only in like Connecticut are we having malls or in Australia?

[Chick McGee]

These taste kind of salty. Well, the guy behind her. Never mind. Let's just move forward here. We have more news from the world of sports, is that correct?

[Christy Lee]

I've noticed a bleach presence, but I've never noticed salty. Hey, I don't know why we're doing this story.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A man who believed he could run a marathon without training was given a chance by his wife to prove it. Okay, so what this is is a man and a wife, husband and wife arguing.

[Chick McGee]

But there's a reason I chose this story.

[Christy Lee]

The unusual story started in April when.

[Chick McGee]

Logan Goodspeed, already the irony is dripping.

[Christy Lee]

Bragging, bragged to his wife, Maisie Todd, where do these people that he could probably run a marathon with no training? She decided to call his bluff and secretly signed him up for the Rock and Roll San Diego Marathon and then recorded a video of him finding out the day before. The entire journey from learning the news across the finish line was documented at a series of tick tock clips.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In the end, Mr. Goodspeed completed the marathon at 5 hours, 58 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for him.

[Christy Lee]

5081St out of 5935 with no training whatsoever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the man did it. But I bet he had shin splints the next day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I bet he was miserable. Probably couldn't even stand up.

[Chick McGee]

But he could have died. According to the Cleveland Clinic, he was risking something called what? Rhabdomyeliosis. An injury that occurs when muscles break down and release the protein. Myoglobin. Or is it myoglobin?

[Tom Griswold]

Christy gets globin.

[Chick McGee]

Myoglobin. In the blood.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Rabdo is raw. I mean, it can be like. A lot of. Really people who overdo their workouts can.

[Chick McGee]

Get that, but, you know, they. But they did. They say it's. It could be. It could have been extremely dangerous.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I bet he was semi fit. He probably has was.

[Chick McGee]

He was bragging out. What I like about this is the effort that a man will go to to prove that his wife is wrong. That's what this is really all about. She goes, but he said, I could do a marathon without any training. Oh, really? So she's essentially having him risk his life.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. What's the. What's the wife's voice again?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

I like that very much. All right.

[Chick McGee]

But at the same time, this guy's also screwed himself.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he can never. Honey, take out the garbage. Oh, I'm too tired. Oh, really? You ran a marathon with no training? How about doing the dishes tonight?

[Christy Lee]

I bet you take the trash out for that whore.

[Chick McGee]

You'd fold the laundry if it was her panties, wouldn't you?

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

You can't fold the towels, but you can fold those. You.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, if he knew that she was gonna call his bluff, he should have said something. You know, I bet I could sleep with your sister in less than 30 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

What's the joke about the guy who tells his wife during intercourse that he. He slept. He calls it rodeo or something.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, Rodeo sex. You gotta see if you can stay on for seven seconds.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, after you tell him your sister. Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. You guys go ahead and put it together at home. It'll be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, okay. Coming up, we're going to talk with comedian Jamie Lissow. Looking forward to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's great.

[Chick McGee]

And it just got married. Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Back. Back in the saddle. Back.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right. Back in the saddle. His kids live in Alaska. Something else.

[Chick McGee]

We'll talk. Talk to him about that right now. We're going to switch gears. Thank you very much. I enjoyed your sportscast very much.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're welcome, Tom. I appreciate that feedback back. You know, we should sit down and talk about maybe some other things we can do on the show to. You're not listening anymore, are you?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, I was doing something.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, it's.

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing?

[Christy Lee]

I thought you were going to be open and honest there for a second and you were being kind, so I thought I'd jump on.

[Chick McGee]

No, I was saying how much I enjoyed your sports, guys. Now it is over.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Unless you have something to throw out.

[Josh Arnold]

Compliments. We get nervous.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we get very nervous. Next thing you know, your fob doesn't work.

[Josh Arnold]

Ye.

[Chick McGee]

Can'T get in the door. I don't know what's going on. I get there has to be something new in the world of, of, of anxiety to this day. I come in here and I'm wondering if my father's going to open that door.

[Christy Lee]

You wonder about that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you guys must, too. I mean, the odds are, let's face.

[Pat Godwin]

It, we have a new system. Yeah, newish.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I mean? Just to think.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There is a. Because, I don't know, I find mine to be faulty. So if I. I hate whatever system we have, honestly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What happened to the other one? It was fine.

[Chick McGee]

Happened to a key, somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how it is around here. If it ain't broke, fix it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome to corporate America.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how this happened. You caused it. No, that can't be it.

[Chick McGee]

This was working great. Let's do something else.

[Christy Lee]

The Hatches. We're going in an entirely new direction.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have celebrities, as you know. They know everything.

[Tom Griswold]

They sure do.

[Chick McGee]

You want any, if you want any tips on, I don't know, health care, serious medical issues, talk to an actor. That's what I say.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But we have a list of the latest celebrity baby names and there are some, there are some just great ones here. There's a certain celebrity that has named his, named his son after, well, a character from Superman. Lex Luthor, Worse. We'll find out about that and more when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios where this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Got something to say?

[Christy Lee]

Send us an email.

[Chick McGee]

Bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. I'm Chick and hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Not sure what this says about me.

[Christy Lee]

All right, sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

I was looking up the tour schedule for our guest coming up a little bit later on. Jamie, listen. So great comedian and he's gonna be. We're gonna talk to him in a little more than an hour. But I went to Google and there's a thing in the right of the screen now, it says recently viewed.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

So just Sebastian Cabot, the. The actor from what, Family Affairs?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's you.

[Chick McGee]

You looked at Checkmate.

[Christy Lee]

You looked at Checkmate. You looked up Sebastian Cabot, George Clooney.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Walt Disney, Mo, Howard and Curly, Howard and Larry. Fine. That are particularly intellectual pursuits. There you go. Do you ever look at that like that? If you're on Amazon and you look at what you've been looking at shopping wise?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of shopping. It's kind of shocking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We have Christy Lee right over there. I can see her. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. We've been ready for you all morning. What have you got?

[Josh Arnold]

And I've been ready. A new national survey suggests a strong connection between physical fitness and sexual satisfaction.

[Tom Griswold]

Seems to make sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

The better muscles you have, the more.

[Josh Arnold]

They can contract, the better you look. Feel better about yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't get out of breath.

[Josh Arnold]

According to data from ZipHealth.com Individuals who walk 10,000 steps a day or more.

[Tom Griswold]

And I would walk 10,000 steps, report.

[Josh Arnold]

Significantly higher levels of sexual satisfaction.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you know, the problem with all this stuff is anytime they have self reporting, I'm skeptical. You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it say it's self reporting? Oh, I see what you're saying. Because they did the survey and Those hitting the 10,000 step mark average 7 sexual encounters per month, more than double the average of three for those walking fewer than 2,000 steps daily.

[Tom Griswold]

So this isn't about. This is about quantity, apparently.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

Nearly one in three Americans say they've avoided sex altogether because they feel out of shape. About 70% of participants said exercise improved their sexual confidence. Well, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I thought, I thought it was quality of sex.

[Josh Arnold]

The fitness activities most closely linked to higher sexual satisfaction includes swimming, high intensity interval training, recreational sports, yoga and dance based workouts like Zumba and pole fitness. Well, pole fitness, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Sexy inherently.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you can dance a pole, that's still a thing.

[Chick McGee]

That was kind of a big fad a few Years ago.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know anybody who does it, but that doesn't mean anything.

[Christy Lee]

You can dance a pole. You can dance a pole. You know what I mean? That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

If you can dodge a wrench.

[Chick McGee]

Is there pole dancing for men?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it would be a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Of core and arms, and it is.

[Josh Arnold]

It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

And a lot of other men performance.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen are in the movies, and they tend to just, you know, flop their.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like Magic Mike up and down.

[Christy Lee]

And stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Look like we got a lot of law breakers in here tonight. Thank you, Matt.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw the first two of those in the theater.

[Christy Lee]

Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Because that's where the women were.

[Christy Lee]

Because they get all horny now.

[Chick McGee]

When you were. You worked in a movie theater for quite some time?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I was in the cinema business.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever. Did you have to wear a uniform? First of all?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah. When I was an usher or concession or box office, I had to wear a bow tie.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And a vest. It was a purple vest, a blue bow tie. And so then the question I was gonna ask.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not gonna ask anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever pick up any women.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wearing the purple vest in a bow tie?

[Tom Griswold]

Most of them were. Most of the chicks I hooked up while I was working. While I was. Yes. Thank you, Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I know while I was working, there.

[Tom Griswold]

Were co workers, but following you, I did. I was able to flirt with and follow up with all phone numbers, really, a couple times. But I was mostly focused on my work, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You had a big response. You were running several studios.

[Chick McGee]

Did your purple vest smell like popcorn butter?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. You're.

[Chick McGee]

I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, for sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you take them home or did you have to leave them there?

[Tom Griswold]

The vest we left.

[Pat Godwin]

No, the women messed with the women.

[Christy Lee]

Is there a big clearinghouse somewhere where they sell popcorn for movie theaters and they can just put me on their delivery list? As far as I know. Yeah. Trash bag full of popcorn.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Your best bet, as Tom. He says he knows the guy would be to talk to somebody who works at a movie theater. And the fresh pop that they. That was. We would give that away at the end of the night.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So it doesn't sit.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought they kept it overnight and served it to you the first morning. Because sometimes if you go to a matinee, it's like they.

[Tom Griswold]

Some theaters do that. And we were kind of encouraged to do that, but there was one guy who would show up. We called him Birdman. He was this ancient. I mean, he must have been 102. He would walk in and we would give him a big bag of that because he would go feed birds the next day.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you like a nice handful of popcorn, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all the time, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I like it when it's warm. Like the fresh popped.

[Christy Lee]

Lots of lots.

[Chick McGee]

There used to be a place that did it. We'd go there. That was the only theater I'd go to. I would actually go there, buy the popcorn, and go to a different theater.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe they allowed that.

[Christy Lee]

You told me about that, and I did the. I did the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

The other theater allowed you to take the popcorn?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'd sneak it in, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

The one over here that did that, I knew. I knew the manager, so I could. He'd let me walk in and buy my popcorn.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's for sure. Yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't go to another theater. I just take the popcorn home.

[Josh Arnold]

No, there's nothing more.

[Tom Griswold]

A movie theater loves a person who just does that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they make a lot. Oh, money.

[Chick McGee]

So this. This survey suggesting that people who are more fit have more sex?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's just common sense.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so, too.

[Chick McGee]

I was wondering if better looking people had more sex.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna say yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Stands to reason.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I did a little research here, and it says attractive men may benefit more in terms of the number of partners, while attractive women tend to be more selective, often having fewer but more stable relationships.

[Christy Lee]

Really? Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

Stable relationship? What's that?

[Christy Lee]

Something about a horse, I think.

[Chick McGee]

However, in some cases, it says highly attractive people may be seen as intimidating, untrustworthy, or promiscuous, which in some cases limits relationship opportunities or lacking personality. Oh, you think there's a correlation between having no personality and being an attractive person?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. The more attractive you are, the lesser personality you have.

[Chick McGee]

Is this based on your experiences with Fabio?

[Josh Arnold]

Fabio?

[Christy Lee]

I asked him out I don't know how many times.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you met. Weren't you. Weren't you in a parade with Fabio?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And of course, as you might guess, I had to wear a shirt that says, I'm not Fabio.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that.

[Christy Lee]

People were constantly getting us confused. Yeah, yeah. Boy, he was a great kisser, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good to know.

[Christy Lee]

I get lost in his hair. I told him, I want to run barefoot through your hair, Fabio. And he let me. But then he never called.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, Christy, what else is happening?

[Josh Arnold]

Word Smarts has compiled A list of some of the most unusual names celebrities gave their babies.

[Christy Lee]

What has Booksmart done anything book smart. Wordsmart. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

One of them that's not on the list that I'm going to add to it because it just was announced the other day and I know, Tom, you're very interested in this. Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox, they welcomed a baby girl recently, Machine Gun Fox. She was born, I think in April or something. But they had never announced the name until just a few days ago.

[Chick McGee]

Go.

[Josh Arnold]

It's Saga Blade.

[Tom Griswold]

That's unfortunate.

[Christy Lee]

That's real dumb.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. She'll be saggy boobs when she hits the age of about 14, don't you know?

[Tom Griswold]

So what is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Saga?

[Christy Lee]

Just go 18 and above.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm sorry. Because kids are cruel. I don't. If you don't know that by now. Oh, 14 year olds are the worst boobs. What's her name?

[Josh Arnold]

Saga Blade.

[Tom Griswold]

We call a 85 year old not a.

[Chick McGee]

Kids are mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but they're not aware of.

[Chick McGee]

You know what it's like being 14, don't you, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

I do. My son is 14.

[Chick McGee]

And don't you have a song about that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I do, but you've caught me off guard. I was checking out my work for today. So we're gonna go forward with this job, not go backwards.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

What are some of the other famous people?

[Josh Arnold]

Dusty Rose, daughter of Maroon 5 front men Adam Levine and model Bahati Prinslow.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a wrestling tribute?

[Josh Arnold]

Dusty Rose.

[Christy Lee]

Dust the Rose.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of like Dusty Rose.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's kind of pretty.

[Christy Lee]

Her name Rose.

[Josh Arnold]

Dusty Rose.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's Dusty Rose.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so it's not Dusty Rhodes. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

It might as well be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'd love it if the kids start talking like this. I'm Duffy. Roll the American dream. I love Dusty Rose. We could talk a blue. Just a streak of onyx.

[Josh Arnold]

Solis.

[Tom Griswold]

Solis.

[Josh Arnold]

Solace Solace, daughter of singer Alanis Morissette and rapper Mario Soul. I. Treadway.

[Chick McGee]

What's the kid's first name?

[Josh Arnold]

Onyx. That's not bad.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it is.

[Christy Lee]

We have to.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a male or a female kid?

[Christy Lee]

Did you call him Nikki or daughter of.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's a female kid.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Assigned female at birth, please.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

God knows we all know about Apple, of course. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's daughter. Lincoln and Delta are the daughters of Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell.

[Chick McGee]

Lincoln's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Named after a classic car because Mr. Lincoln Shepard is quite the car fanatic. Sure, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But you could, I'm sure. Link. That's a cool name.

[Christy Lee]

Could have been Studebaker.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Lincoln's a good name. And I think Delta is nice also.

[Josh Arnold]

So Belle was pregnant with her second daughter and a friend jokingly suggested the name Delta Force and it stuck.

[Tom Griswold]

That's funny.

[Chick McGee]

Her middle name is Delta.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if Force is middle name, but Delta's cute. And then this one. Nicholas Cage and Alice Kim have a son named Kal El.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Huge.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But I guess he could just be Cal. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was considering going the reverse and naming my child after a celebrity.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. My brother Jim. So I could do LeBron James Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, please do that for a daughter.

[Christy Lee]

LeBron James Griswold. I tell you what, you do that, I will give you $100. Wait a minute, you got a baby on the way.

[Josh Arnold]

You got a baby coming?

[Chick McGee]

No, just in case. Oh, I'd like to have a. Like to have a name in, you know, my quiver. Just in case something's coming down the pike time now. Or up the bike time not to check in with Chick Magee. Across the way we got some love letters about those Raycon earbuds.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Hello everyone. This is from Kris. Kris got my mom as a birthday present some Raycon earbuds. Here's the text message she sent me. It says, I love these earbuds, exclamation point. Thank you, red heart. So if Chris's mom likes them, you know you're gonna love them. With the happiness guarantee. We love those Raycon earbuds. Coming up, other baby names of interest today in history. Also, something in the world of invading insects and A bear in the news with wearing a little. Little bit of. A little bit of jewelry, if you will. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs because get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we're talking comedian Jamie Lisso. Looking forward to talking to Jamie once again. Very funny guy. We're just talking about celebrities and how they name their kids. Elon Musk famously named one of his sons X.

[Josh Arnold]

Something something.

[Chick McGee]

The. The A combined with the E. What's that called?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

There's a name for that and they modified it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not sure what they call the kid. Au, X, A, E, A12.

[Christy Lee]

I bet they call him like EJ for Elon Jr. Or something.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got about 18 kids with 18 different women, doesn't he? Or something?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but. Yeah, but I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

What is that? Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He calls the kid but. Pat, you have a tribute to.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, I'm Patty Cash. Dad left for Mars when I was 3, and he didn't leave much on me, just these rusty Tesla parts upon the shelf. He bought Twitter, then named it X. But, dad, what the heck? Why'd you name me X, Ash A12? Well, it's the year 2525, and thanks to science, I'm still alive. Found a note in that old Tesla address. To me, it said, Dear X, Ash A12, this is your dad. Elana. I'd like to delve into why we gave you that ridiculous name. You see, I'm an eccentric billionaire. And your mom was a singer. Used to be. Claire. She did performance art. Called herself C. We spoke a lot of pot and I forget, but I think we just picked from the Alphabet, so don't blame all this naming nonsense entirely on me. Well, dad, looking back, I think it's sort of mean, but being a Musk and rich is kind of keen. And hell, I changed my name years ago to Sue. Changed my gender, too. I have your daughter.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you do?

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. A little tribute to little Xae. A12.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How AE together is called an ash.

[Chick McGee]

It is called an ash.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that. What is that used for?

[Tom Griswold]

That's why it comes from Latin.

[Chick McGee]

It's old. But does it have a Is it functionally?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Valid.

[Tom Griswold]

Just represented that diphthong of ae. That, eh, So. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I love those dip thongs, Justin. Old fashioned on my radio. Well, time now to check in with history. How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Learn a little something about what's going on in the world today.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Today in history. June 19th. Go, Tom, go.

[Chick McGee]

1846.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa. That's way back.

[Chick McGee]

The first official baseball game. The New York Nines played the New York Knickerbockers. True fact for you, the New York Nines won the game 23 to 1.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, classic subway series.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir, this is Josh. Maybe you'll know this one. In 1905, the first nickelodeon opened in Pittsburgh. It's named for the part of. It is the Greek word for theater, of course. Odeon. Nickelodeon. Do you know what that means?

[Tom Griswold]

Together it cost 5 cents to get.

[Chick McGee]

In and see something very, very good. That is correct.

[Christy Lee]

I took another nickel in. In the. Nickelodeon.

[Chick McGee]

Couldn'T really do that today. No, no. $20 Rhodian doesn't really.

[Christy Lee]

What can you get for a nickel today?

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing. Right. I know that cost like 9 cents to make a nickel.

[Chick McGee]

Something like that, yeah. On this date in 1954, the Tasmanian Devil debuted. Warner Brothers. And this is a great title. Devil Made Hare H A R E. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he speak in that one?

[Chick McGee]

I think he might have gone right.

[Christy Lee]

Rabbit. Rabbit.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great name. Devil May Hair. That'd be a great name for a. A cross dressing performer.

[Josh Arnold]

A drag queen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Drag queen. Devil May Hair.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I'm Devil May.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you were Devil May. I thought you were going for the sex movie move. Doesn't it sound like a sex move?

[Chick McGee]

Gave her the old Devil May here. Oh, I could, but that would work. But almost anything. Let's see. Paul McCartney, in 1967, in this state, admitted taking LSD. Ergo, I am the walrus.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The walrus was Paul. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

In the song Gibberish back then.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. The. In 1978, the comic Garfield debuted. Love it. And I believe that was on a Monday, oddly enough.

[Christy Lee]

But wait a minute. He hates my. Oh, I get it, you knucklehead.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know I was older than Garfield. I was born in May 16, 1978.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're a couple months older.

[Tom Griswold]

At least older than the syndication.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday, Mo Howard. And who knows his real name? His birth name? Anybody want to guess?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody care? Are you kidding?

[Christy Lee]

Moscow Hershowitz?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's Moses Horowitz.

[Tom Griswold]

Horowitz, yeah. You were close.

[Chick McGee]

And the, the brothers. You had your Curly and you had your Shemp, of course. And I, I remain a big Shemp fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm a fan of certainly funny.

[Chick McGee]

And Lou Gehrig, born on this date in 1903.

[Tom Griswold]

How did he die again?

[Christy Lee]

He'd get Lou Gehrig's disease. That's weird, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, sad. 1954, the birth of the great actress Kathleen Turner.

[Josh Arnold]

Body Heat.

[Chick McGee]

The great movie Body Heat.

[Tom Griswold]

Man with two brains wore the roses.

[Chick McGee]

Roger, wasn't she the voice in Roger Rabbit?

[Tom Griswold]

Rabbit, yeah, she was Jessica Rabbit.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Romancing the Stone kind of put her on the map, right?

[Chick McGee]

Body Heat put her on the map. That rain scene, that was a big Paula Abdul.

[Josh Arnold]

Abdul.

[Chick McGee]

But what did I say?

[Christy Lee]

Like an O face.

[Chick McGee]

So if she married Kareem, would she be Kareem Abdul. Abdul?

[Tom Griswold]

She wouldn't be Kareem at all.

[Christy Lee]

She'd be Paula Abdul.

[Chick McGee]

She wouldn't be Paula Abdul. Abdul.

[Christy Lee]

No. Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

She could be Paula Abdul. Abdul Jabbar.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go. Very good. Let's see. Zoe Saldana.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, great.

[Chick McGee]

Born in 1978. This is a fun fact. She's been in three of the top five movies of all time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Avatar, Guardians of the Galaxy, Avengers, Infinity War, Avengers, Endgame.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow, I love those Avengers movies.

[Chick McGee]

GROSSING More than $2 billion. Okay, how about this one? Happy birthday, 1983. Benjamin Hammond Hagerty, anybody?

[Pat Godwin]

Gentle Ben?

[Chick McGee]

No, Macklemore.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've never cared for Macklemore.

[Chick McGee]

Really? You prefer less Mackel?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Michael, less, please.

[Chick McGee]

His big song was Thrift Shop, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Thrift.

[Chick McGee]

He had a follow up, Goodwill.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, Goodwill.

[Josh Arnold]

Salvation Army.

[Christy Lee]

Something, something. That Woolworth or something.

[Chick McGee]

I see, I see. Well, that'll do it for today in history. Hope you feel enlightened. Thank you for joining us. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bobaton program. Returning to the SILAC Insurance news desk with Christy Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

New research finds writing thank you notes may boost your health. Writing focused on gratitude led to greater happiness, life satisfaction and emotional resilience. The study author Lauren Holt noted that the most significant benefits came from gratitude and the best possible self writing tasks. The findings appear in a journal called plos One.

[Chick McGee]

I agree with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Totally makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

Do you like it in thank you notes, John?

[Tom Griswold]

I do and I like sending them. Yeah. This is why social media can be so, so much of a bummer for a lot of folks is because people tend to post negative things. But if you just post on the positive stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know, if you post positively, you're going to feel better, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I just, I like doing it by hand with a. Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Actual cards, these great stationary and. And a pen one year for Christmas. And a stamp.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I love using that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I'm boss. I love using. Using that.

[Chick McGee]

Nice embossed. A thick.

[Tom Griswold]

It's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

And the nice note cards. Nice card stock.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure your mom does. No idea where his is?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no. I know exactly where mine.

[Christy Lee]

You respect a nice card stock.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Amy has them in her desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Fair enough.

[Chick McGee]

I have some in my desk. They're very handy.

[Josh Arnold]

Scientists have begun analyzing tiny orange glass beads collected from the moon during the Apollo missions.

[Tom Griswold]

Just leftover Tang.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks to technology that finally makes such study possible.

[Christy Lee]

What? They're doing it just now.

[Josh Arnold]

The beads, each smaller than a grain of sand, were first discovered in the 70s. Now, using cutting edge microscopy, I can't say that microscopy scientists can peer inside the beads, unlocking clues about the moon's early geological history and its once active volcanic landscape.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Turns out maybe it's cheddar cheese. Oh, the moon is cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Now they, they, they, they found beads in Uranus, but you don't want to touch those. You get the stinky fingers.

[Christy Lee]

They're called dingle bee dingle beads. Singleberry beads.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting. I wonder what the. What's in them. They didn't have the technology back then, but they got them to look at.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we'll find out. Hopefully.

[Chick McGee]

Which reminds me. Yes, Josh? You were saying the other day that it's not Tang, but Metamucil has a new flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta order it. I meant to do that. Yeah, lemonade. I want to try it. It's perfect for summer.

[Chick McGee]

It's been orange all these years, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. And the orange flavor is good, but I gotta try the lemonade.

[Josh Arnold]

So do the powder and stir it up. Is that how you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have a little mixer cup. You hit a button and it mixes it all up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you got me one of those.

[Christy Lee]

I love originally.

[Chick McGee]

Originally it wasn't called Metamucil because it's kind of like something of another product. They were calling it Stool Aid.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish it was called Stool Aid.

[Chick McGee]

It should be.

[Christy Lee]

They should have stuck with that. Isn't a time you got stool aid.

[Josh Arnold]

Researchers have successfully developed a 3D printed plant based version of calamari.

[Tom Griswold]

For stool Aid. A guy bust through the wall into a bathroom, dude's Sitting on a tooth.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, it scares him so much he craps. See, it worked anyway.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Plant based calamari.

[Chick McGee]

Why are they doing this?

[Josh Arnold]

Printed too. Boy, didn't that sound appetizing? The new rings are made from a paste of micro algae and mung bean protein.

[Tom Griswold]

Yummy.

[Josh Arnold]

In the latest breakthrough, researchers improved both the recipe and the 3D printing process to produce plant based rings that more closely mimic the chew and texture of real calamari, especially when battered and deep fried.

[Tom Griswold]

Although algae is great for you, it really is. Like you can take these algae supplements that are fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

I guess the big problem they were facing in this world of doing the plant based stuff is what they call the mouth feel. They can get the taste right now, but getting them out feels tricky. And apparently they've done it with calamari.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep. The next step, apparently will be studying how consumers respond to the product and exploring ways to scale up production. Yeah. Would you buy plant based calamari?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not a fan of calamari from the calamari.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the calamari, but I don't like the tentacles, like kind of freaks.

[Chick McGee]

And there's a whole urban. There's a whole urban legend about it being pig. About it being pig anus.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so funny because it easily could be absolutely. What do we know?

[Chick McGee]

This guy says it more closely mimics the chew and texture of real calamari, especially when battered and deep fried. Well, that battering and deep frying anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's how you eat calamari normally.

[Chick McGee]

I know, but still, you can batter and deep fry a cat turd and it's gonna be pretty tasty.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? Let's try it and see if you like.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll bring some in.

[Christy Lee]

Gosh, Hang on, let me get some ranch. I'll get back.

[Tom Griswold]

What if it was delicious? Oh, now we have to eat these.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Pat, do you have a tribute to this?

[Pat Godwin]

I have a calamari song. It's your all encompassing possible calamari experience.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you want us to sing along? Is this a Calamarian response?

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

The appetizer does offend it's brown and wrinkled doesn't bend and frying only made it taste worse it's rough and tough to chew Curly like a corkscrew Throw it out, the whole batch is cursed the waiter takes it off the check says he's really sorry he said he should have warned us about the calamari Sorry about the calamari Calamari, oh, so tasty if prepared properly first beheaded then Lightly breaded and fresh right from the sea. The moil concludes the action while the guests sought distraction when the foreskin flew off the buffet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

There's polenta and goat cheese and tasty canopies. But a surprise right by the crudites. The adults nosh and nibble while the kids play on Atari. You can have a couple matzo balls, but avoid the calamari. Oh, mister, you'll be sorry. Faux calamari. Hard to detect them when it's fried like bologna. Your squid rings could be pig rectum, not calamari. From the sea. The moil of the starry. Avoid the calamari.

[Chick McGee]

So is the calamari.

[Tom Griswold]

It's foreskin, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever seen that thing where they serve squid in its own ink?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I don't care for the ink at all.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. I don't know why that's so creepy.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't. It didn't taste good whatsoever ever. For me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I would not try that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a pen broke in your mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

But they do that pasta, don't they? The squid ink pasta?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So that's. That's how I had it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Good old fashioned marinara. You can't beat it, right, Mariner?

[Christy Lee]

They got that down that crazy dry ink. Taste that. Yeah, it's just not good.

[Chick McGee]

Does it make your tongue turn purple?

[Tom Griswold]

It made the, like the whole dish kind of blackish or inky. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's delicious. Is grilled octopus.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It can be phenomenal.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I can't. I'm with Christy. I can't. Yeah, the. The little suction cups.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Same reason I can't eat tongue. Cow tongue.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you have a thing about tong on show day. You know that show dies. Yeah, show dies. We have tongue every.

[Chick McGee]

If you've never seen the movie My favorite year, check it out. It's absolutely brilliant. And it. The chick and I are referencing that right now. Now, Christy, which Java House drink did you have today?

[Josh Arnold]

I just had the Arctic Freeze. In fact, I still have a little bit left that I'm going to finish up during this break.

[Chick McGee]

Because Java House isn't just about java. I opened up my morning with a Arctic Freeze. As a matter of fact, it's one of the hydration drinks from Java House. Java House has a bunch of cool stuff going on right now. What is what it's all about. I guess I should point that out. If you're not familiar with Java House, they make these beautiful things. They're they're Peel and Pour. They look kind of like Keurig cups, but they're not. The Peel and pour cups don't have to go into a machine. You just grab it, peel it, pour it in water, and there you go. You've got your coffee, your tea, your lattes, energy drinks, hydration drinks, even hot cocoa. Or for that matter, you could do cold cocoa. It's up to you. Java House, the perfect solution for your office break room. We did it here at the Bob and Tom show and it's incredibly convenient. And Christy and I, as you just mentioned, have both tried today the Arctic delightful hydration drink. The Arctic freeze. Thank you very much. So it's time for you to break up with your office brewer. And at home, of course. Visit javahouse.com, click on a tab there that says Java House for your office. Sign up for a free in office demo. That's javahouse.com and while I'm at it, I'm going to mention this. Javahouse.com There's a way you can save 25% on your order by mentioning the Bob and Tom Show. Just type in the keyword Bob and Tom. One long word there. B O, B A n D, T O M. No spaces. Peel and pour. Pick your favorite from our friends at Java House. Coming up, comedian Jamie Lisso will be our special guest. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob.

[Christy Lee]

And Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Check it out right now.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show at the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. It's great seeing you, sir.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. Right back at you, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Got a letter here.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, here we go.

[Chick McGee]

I got a bunch of them. When we love hearing from you, you can find us Bob and Tom, ob&tom.com. dear people. Oh, we're just people now, writes Joseph. I met my wife at Utah State University, all right? We both graduated from there. Now, I bring this up. Do you remember why? Christy Lee?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, because yesterday we had a story out of Utah State University. They found the optimum time to dunk an Oreo.

[Chick McGee]

Now, I know that sounds insignificant and silly, but I thought it's actually quite interesting what they discovered about the Oreo cookie And do you remember what the optimum time was?

[Josh Arnold]

4 seconds, wasn't it?

[Chick McGee]

I think it was 3.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. 3 was found to be enough time to saturate most of an Oreo. You're right.

[Chick McGee]

But if you go longer than that, it breaks up in the milk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And they did extensive testing with delightful cow's milk, but it was done at that university. And then also we've had a study at MIT on the same situation, a little bit different. And they were suggesting, by the way, that you put the Oreo with a fork in the middle of it so you can dip the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

But that seems to be a little impractical, don't you think? Takes kind of the romance out of it.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't it true that Oreos are smaller than they used to be?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I think it might be.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I think peanut butter cups are smaller than they used to be. Either that or I'm larger. I'm not sure which. Maybe it just appears.

[Josh Arnold]

I see your hands have grown.

[Tom Griswold]

Shrinkflation.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, probably.

[Chick McGee]

But Utah State University. I was not familiar with Utah State.

[Christy Lee]

Chris Cooley, tight end for the Washington Redskins at the time, went to Utah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he sure did. It sounds like a great place, Utah. Some of the best skiing in the world.

[Christy Lee]

Beautiful country.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a beautiful state. I love it.

[Chick McGee]

And I guess gaining in population fairly rapidly. Oh, really? Yeah, a lot of people move in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But to continue with our letter, Joseph kind enough to write us, and he said, there's a restaurant there called the Pupuseria.

[Christy Lee]

Pupuseria, yes.

[Chick McGee]

P U, P U S E R I, A pupuseria. And he said, and yes, I did go there on my B birthday. Based on a classic story from a friend of ours named Sid.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a very popular name for that particular.

[Chick McGee]

It is, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

There's. I can drive you to one right now.

[Chick McGee]

A Papuseria.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Like a buffet of pupusa.

[Josh Arnold]

Pupusa is definitely on the menu.

[Chick McGee]

But is it a buffet?

[Josh Arnold]

It's not a buffet.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a restaurant.

[Chick McGee]

Because it sounds kind of like cafeteria meets pupusa. And what is pupusa again?

[Josh Arnold]

It's South America. South American. Like a flour tortilla, but a little thicker.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, do you eat pupusa?

[Pat Godwin]

I never even heard of what it actually is. I mean, I know the joke that's.

[Chick McGee]

Sort of with the idea there.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would he do Sid Davis's joke?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, because we've already referenced it.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's the second reason. Not to do that.

[Chick McGee]

He only eats Papusa.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever play flute in high school, Pat?

[Christy Lee]

I know. You were a wrestler, weren't you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, I'm so.

[Christy Lee]

Look at you. Don't go over here. You look for Bigfoot. You ain't got a tracking man.

[Tom Griswold]

You prefer to leave things unfinished or would you rather get her done? Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Message received.

[Josh Arnold]

Papus is more like Peter Bread. I guess it'd be a little thicker than.

[Christy Lee]

Why isn't it Papa Papita?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he was. He was the. He was the helper on the Real McCoys.

[Christy Lee]

I knew it. The Real McCoy. McCoys with Walter Brennan.

[Chick McGee]

Is it Old show.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the character?

[Chick McGee]

The farmhand? Pepina.

[Tom Griswold]

Pepina.

[Josh Arnold]

Pepina was his name.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A Latino man. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Pepina.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Broke many barriers and casting. Played in Hollywood.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he played by a white guy?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, he was.

[Christy Lee]

He did not.

[Chick McGee]

Was he?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No. No. I hope not. For God's sake. Let's get back to the. Let's get back over there to the SILAC insurance news desk. Starring Christy Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, speaking of students, these students at an Oregon middle school have developed a prosthetic prototype for a paralyzed dog. Katu reports the seventh grade STEM students at Valley Catholic Middle School were tasked with designing a working prosthetic for Ember, a 16 week old labradoodle who lost use of her hind legs after an accident. The assignment challenged students to apply engineering skills to a real world problem. Using recycled materials, each group was required to create a device capable of pulling a stuffed animal three feet without breaking while safely supporting the model dog. The school says some of the most promising Designs may be 3D printed at scale to determine if they could actually assist Ember in walking.

[Tom Griswold]

What if one of the students were in a wheelchair and it just. Oh, okay, so we're gonna help this dog, are we? You guys want to get together and make some legs for this dog?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean, they're in high school. I think it's. I thought it was a sweet story.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very sweet. We've all seen the.

[Chick McGee]

We've all seen the dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dogs are. Man, animals are just resilient. So unbelievable at how adaptable they are.

[Josh Arnold]

My niece's daughter's name, Ember. I've never seen that other. Any other place.

[Chick McGee]

Hot.

[Josh Arnold]

She is hot. I'll get to see her.

[Tom Griswold]

If they discover five, if they figure this out, it'll be amazing. Amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Next year, CPAP machines for dogs. For those little pugs.

[Christy Lee]

I bet it would help them it would.

[Josh Arnold]

Does your dog snore? My dog snore.

[Chick McGee]

My dog dreams. All of a sudden I see his legs running.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he'll go, that's hilarious. You have to wonder, what's he thinking about?

[Josh Arnold]

They're like sleep barks, I call them.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of wakes them up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What the hell was that? Was you ding dong the problem with us?

[Chick McGee]

I would think if you had a CPAP machine for a dog, I would think they would probably try to get it off their face.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I can't imagine many dogs would like.

[Chick McGee]

It, but it might be helpful.

[Josh Arnold]

My one dog really thinks his front paws are hands. Tries to catch things with them. And like, dude, you don't have hands. What are you doing? It's funny to watch. It's like, that ain't gonna work.

[Chick McGee]

How would they feel if you walked over, started using. Because they have to use their mouths. If you. You walked up and started picking up stuff with your mouth and walked it over to your dog? Wouldn't throw them.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't bother him.

[Chick McGee]

Andy, what do you think about that? Not a good idea.

[Christy Lee]

I tell you what, I wish you pay attention to something else other than me. I can't take much more, I can tell you that.

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up, we have ants invading a neighborhood in North Carolina.

[Christy Lee]

You hear that voice? Oh, my God. Over and over.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a Michigan bear in the news, an escaped alligator. We actually have two alligator stories today.

[Chick McGee]

And comedian with the alligators.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. They're running rampant.

[Christy Lee]

Is it me or I'm just noticing.

[Chick McGee]

I think they're starting to creep farther north.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they?

[Christy Lee]

Did you say closer to us? Is that what you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

The last time you saw an album, an alligator.

[Christy Lee]

Would you ever have a pet alligator? You had a pet snake?

[Tom Griswold]

I wanted one bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I wanted an alligator.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a reptile shop that was selling one. It was. It was big.

[Chick McGee]

When I was a kid, my friend Tommy Dicinger had an alligator. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

They were the first we're hearing. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In suburban Cleveland.

[Chick McGee]

Shaker Heights.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know whatever happened to it. I don't know whatever happened to Tommy either, but I'll give you a hit.

[Christy Lee]

I'm trying to belch. I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

What happened to the alligator?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

How big was the alligator?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it was a baby.

[Josh Arnold]

A baby.

[Chick McGee]

One foot and a half, maybe. But it was in a big aquarium.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but they grow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the problem. I mean, I don't know do people then they take them and let them go in a pond. And if you're north of whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, if they're outside. Yeah, they're outside. They're going to be. But you could keep your gator inside all the time and it would be fine, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But eventually they get to be.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you going to do? Build a well?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Build a habitat for.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

The gator room.

[Christy Lee]

If you're crazy enough to get an alligator, you're crazy enough to spend a hundred thousand dollars on it.

[Chick McGee]

People don't think ahead like that, though.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

They just, you know, it's like my little girl's trying to catch a wild rabbit.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she still hasn't caught that rabbit.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and my, my, one of my other daughters sent her a set of plans to build a rabbit trap.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you she doesn't know this little fact. You can buy rabbits at the pet store.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I, no, no, she knows that. She knows that it's not gonna happen.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, comedian Jamie Lisso. I'll be your guest. Looking forward to talking to him once again. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Add to or continue the conversation.

[Chick McGee]

Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Jamie Lisso]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby. Hey. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick Magee. Hello. Hello. And here's Tom.

[Chick McGee]

We're going to talk with comedian Jamie Lisso coming up shortly. He's got a lot of shows on the way. He's gonna be doing a big tour. He'll be stopping in Louisville, Charleston, West Virginia. Charleston, South Carolina. Coming up in July, Wilmington, North Carolina, Lots of spots. Sioux Falls. So we'll be talking to him. Looking forward to talking to him shortly. He's very, very funny.

[Christy Lee]

Right now we're gonna a real quick letter to Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Tom, I'm not trying to brag, this is from William, but my local high school in Pennsylvania has a scoreboard on their basketball court, on their football field and on the baseball field.

[Chick McGee]

Field.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. All of them have scoreboards.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, I was complimenting the high tech scoreboard at the WNBA game.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't here for this. So let me guess, it went something like this. Hey, I went to a WNBA Game and they had a scoreboard.

[Pat Godwin]

That's exactly how it went that. Well, that's the script.

[Chick McGee]

No, I was. I was emphasizing the quality of the scoreboard and how many different aspects.

[Christy Lee]

Roanne, you wouldn't believe the scoreboard.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it had won the NBA team game users do you know.

[Tom Griswold]

So really you kind of meant the Jumbotron.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but it. It now has stats and.

[Josh Arnold]

Stats. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

It has the score. Ergo. Ergo. The name almost in real time when. When.

[Christy Lee]

When live people hid behind the scoreboard and changed the numbers by hand. See, they had stats on the scoreboard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Strike, free throw, strikeouts.

[Chick McGee]

I was just discussing the entertainment package.

[Tom Griswold]

They'll show movie clips and it's great.

[Josh Arnold]

You should get out more.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure they had a lot of crowd cams.

[Pat Godwin]

They did free throws overhand.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, are you familiar with the Gatlin gun?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm not familiar with one, but I know what it is.

[Chick McGee]

They have a T shirt cannon gun with multiple barrows that. Barrels that rotates.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty wild.

[Chick McGee]

Wild.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty wild.

[Chick McGee]

Hope that was on Shark Tank now.

[Tom Griswold]

That wasn't on the scoreboard.

[Chick McGee]

No. Well, you could they have actually had a video of the guy shooting it. So if you want to look up, you could see it.

[Christy Lee]

You know, in the early scoreboards when the guys would change the numbers by hand, they would have. They would have puppets and reenact highlights from other games with the. With the puppets.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I bet it gets hot in there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, goodness. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Those guys would be in this metal.

[Christy Lee]

Board late July, early August in Chicago in that. Hiding in that scoreboard. Whoo.

[Chick McGee]

Did they have a guy radioing what was going on or could they see the game smoke signal?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what the.

[Chick McGee]

Probably see the game smoke signals. Valid. I was just complimenting the. The high quality of the entertainment.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad you were entertained.

[Chick McGee]

Scoreboard much more complicated than back in the old days.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. As are many things in our.

[Christy Lee]

Many things. How about that car you're driving compared to model T? It changes something else, man.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta roll with them.

[Tom Griswold]

You do have to roll.

[Christy Lee]

Hey. Hey, Tom. Be here now.

[Chick McGee]

How soon. How soon are we gonna have the fully electric floor at a basketball game where they'll be able to.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they're gonna.

[Chick McGee]

Commercials and they're gonna have to use.

[Christy Lee]

Either common sense or past new rules or something so it can't change too much, you know, they have to. I would think they'd have to pick an image and stick with it until there was A timeout.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was during timeouts. All of a sudden there's an ad on the. On the.

[Christy Lee]

But they used. I think they used to have a rule that you. The bands couldn't play when the teams were like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Stuff like that while it's in action. But I've heard them do that. Well, while it's. While they're playing.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised they're not complaining.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think it's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but that stuff has to stop during hashtoon.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, I liked it. It was fun anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but I guarantee you they didn't do it during most of the play. All that stuff on the scoreboard.

[Christy Lee]

You know why you like it?

[Tom Griswold]

There's no way they were showing clips of things while the action was going on.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna make a point, I think.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you your brain is always kind of like at an NBA game. They've got like the game going on and then there's a T shirt cannon and then there's. There's people shooting free throws for 10,000. There's all this stuff going on all the time in your mind.

[Chick McGee]

And then I'm looking around, leaning over to Kelly and go check out that guy. Yeah. That lady looked in a mirror and said, I look good.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going out. I look great.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it's always a crowd pleaser at any sporting event is the. Hey, here's a picture. The cast of Harry Potter. And then they put up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The people in the crowd who look like those characters. That's always. Always brings the house down.

[Chick McGee]

I've. That can go terribly wrong. Well, they did it.

[Christy Lee]

They did it at a blues game. And it was the office. They were doing all the people. The office. And Jenna Fisher was there. Oh, that's right. And they took a picture of her with Pam. Yeah, it was hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen that go a little south. I. I do enjoy all those things, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you have adhd. You can't focus on one thing, so that's why you like all that stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's fun. I was just trying to say what a great product the WNBA has become. And the NBA has always been terrific, but you've got the best athletes in the world, both men and women, and they're out there, there on the court. It's amazing. And they. But I was able to focus on the game a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good, Good.

[Christy Lee]

Really? All right.

[Chick McGee]

Had some popcorn. It was fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What else Anything else about hot dog?

[Christy Lee]

Had a bag of corn.

[Chick McGee]

No, I didn't get. I stayed in my seat the whole time, really.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of food, you know, we all have words that bother us, even to the point of it. It's kind of. Kind of doesn't make sense that they bug us so much. Like irrational hatred of certain foods.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Sean has written in. He says mouth feel. I hate this new way of saying texture.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because that's what it is. Oh, you don't care for it either.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like mouth feel either.

[Chick McGee]

There's a distinction.

[Tom Griswold]

He says it is the most pretentious, unnecessary, recently made up thing to say to sound important.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I wish I'd made it up. No, I. It was in this. It was actually in that story.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Written that way.

[Tom Griswold]

We really are saying texture, you know, but mouthfeel does have a certain.

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think mouth feels more descriptive of what. I mean. Your desk has a texture. Right. Doesn't have a mouth feel.

[Tom Griswold]

But for. I mean, for before mouthfeel. You know why mouthfeel came up? Because somebody forgot what the word was.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Forgot what? How to say texture.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's. That's how words are invented all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I forget the words constantly. Well, coming up in just a few minutes, we're going to talk with comedian Jamie Lisso. Terrific comedian and interestingly enough, if I'm not mistaken, he just got married to a physician from Boise. I think we'll.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll find out. Yeah, I saw wedding pictures. He got married to someone.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Oh, good.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I might follow him on Instagram.

[Chick McGee]

Got the correct information. We have time to squeeze in one story from Christy Lee. What do you got?

[Josh Arnold]

Some Berliners splashed into Germany's Spree river to prove that it is clean enough for swimming. A century after the city banned swimming in the river due to pollution, around 200 people jumped into the water to show that the water quality has improved. This event was organized by Fluss Bat. Is it flush or should it be flush? Flush. Bad Berlin. Oh, that's a German term. Or river pool. Berlin, which has been lobbying for years to open the river to swimming while swimming in the river is still banned. The group registered their collective swim event as an official protest and they're all.

[Tom Griswold]

Currently recovering in the hospital from listeria.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. How do you say explosive diarrhea in German?

[Christy Lee]

Blood filled diarrhea.

[Josh Arnold]

Why can't they swim? Let them swim.

[Chick McGee]

Shaitan. Blowing up them.

[Tom Griswold]

Now.

[Chick McGee]

10% less fecal matter.

[Josh Arnold]

Swimming in the sand.

[Chick McGee]

I ride wreck that ball, remember that? Yeah, you mentioned that the sen. And let them swim. Well, remember the controversy? Oh, I remember they barely passed the fecal matter content. In fact, remember they, they postponed it and then the mayor was going to swim in it, but they banned it a hundred years ago.

[Christy Lee]

Did anybody get sick from that? I don't. I don't think we ever heard of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead. Swim in river.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what seine means.

[Josh Arnold]

I may be wrong, but I really believe that they have reopened it for swimming.

[Tom Griswold]

The Seine?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, for. You know, it goes.

[Tom Griswold]

The Eiffel Tower, goes across the Seine. Right. You can swim underwater.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, just like the St. Louis Arch.

[Tom Griswold]

Right over the river.

[Chick McGee]

That's great. Do you ever swim in the Mississippi?

[Tom Griswold]

No. No. I was always taught the undertow is insane and never to go in there. I don't know. I'm sure some areas are swimming.

[Chick McGee]

Are there places where they have like a swimming beach on the Mississippi River?

[Tom Griswold]

Not that I've seen.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. You'd have to watch out for barges.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I don't think I'd want to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there must. There must.

[Tom Griswold]

But there must be areas where it is. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I know I had family members that had a place on the river, but I don't know if they ever swam there. I know they had like a small cottage or something.

[Tom Griswold]

They made it sound like you dive in and you're sucked under immediately. When we were growing up. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Did anyone fish it? Anyone go fishing there?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I never have. But I don't know what you'd. Just the craziest 70 pound catfish with a shoe hanging out of its mouth.

[Chick McGee]

And a bad attitude and three eyes. What do you want? What's the sport where you stick your arm in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Noodling.

[Chick McGee]

Noodling. You stick your arm in the hole at the bottom of the river. Do they do that in the Mississippi?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure. But again that there must be areas.

[Josh Arnold]

That are slower current and have to be shallower.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you say you wanted to do that?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I don't. Jess Hooker is the one who really wants to know. She claims that she wants to.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. You shove your arm in a hole and then the. The. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Typically a hollowed log on the bottom of the.

[Christy Lee]

And the catfish is in there and just naturally instinctual. Just clamps down on your arm.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

All right. That's. That's like the movie Alien.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the worst.

[Christy Lee]

You pull it up, you got a nice catfish.

[Chick McGee]

But I've seen photographs of bloody arms.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, you'll bleed. And it could, some of them flop and it seems like it could rip your shoulder.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's always like a hot girl doing it on social media.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's how she gets the hits.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The hits. Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you, if you just swim in the whatever's, whatever's that river called, the Spree River.

[Josh Arnold]

Spree river.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby. And we are going to go to Tom Griswold. And I think we Have a guest.

[Chick McGee]

I think we're getting hooked up with Mr. Jamie Lisso in just a few seconds.

[Christy Lee]

All right, sir.

[Chick McGee]

I'm looking forward to it. We've talked with Jamie before. A lot of Jamie's been in here. A lot of things have happened to Jamie in recent years since we spoke to him.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he had just gotten divorced the last time we saw him. Maybe the opposite happened.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It looks like he's married a. A physician from Boise, Idaho, if I'm getting the correct. There we go. There we go. Hey, Jamie. Good seeing you. Yeah, I wore the shirt.

[Jamie Lisso]

I wear this shirt today.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a husband.

[Chick McGee]

Boyfriend. Scratched out. Fiance. Husband.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, congratulations.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, my.

[Jamie Lisso]

It's funny. My ex wife had the same shirt, and one day I noticed a husband had been crossed out and it said a vow.

[Chick McGee]

How about that? Whoa. I have to ask. Where are you? Are you in California right now?

[Jamie Lisso]

I'm in Pasadena, California, and my physician wife is in the soundproof booth next to me seeing a patient.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? I see.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We're doing, like a room.

[Jamie Lisso]

I'm thinking in a couple we should switch rooms.

[Chick McGee]

Why do I.

[Jamie Lisso]

Why do I gotta take my shirt off? I got a sprained ankle.

[Chick McGee]

I was just reading, trying to do a little background. So where are you going to be living now? Because who's going to be where?

[Jamie Lisso]

So my kids are always going to be in Alaska, and so I will always go to. I'll always keep a place in Alaska. They got their rooms up there, and I'll see them up there. And then we are living in. You got it. It's Boise, Idaho.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Jamie Lisso]

Where we have our house. And by the way, if you ever go to Boise, the first time I landed, the plane landed, and I get off, and the lady's got my name to drive me to the venue, and I go, hey, it's so nice to be in Boise. And she goes, it's Boise. And I go, I just got here. Give me a minute. I don't know. I gotta be so critical. Just Matt. But yeah, we're doing Boise, Alaska, and then the show in New York City.

[Chick McGee]

All right. And now you've got a huge schedule. I've got some of the dates in front of me. It looks like you're going to be in Covina at the Laugh Factory. Coming up soon, you got Vegas. Then you're gonna be out on the road on the east Coast. Charleston, South Carolina. Wilmington, North Carolina. And then in the fall, Louisville, Charleston, West Virginia. Lots of places where we're on the radio. So we're hoping at some point you can stop. We'd get to see you in person. Is your wife gonna continue being a physician, or is she gonna be your bodyguard and staff physician as you travel?

[Jamie Lisso]

After looking at my tax return, she's decided to continue to work full time. She's going to continue with the telemedicine.

[Pat Godwin]

I have the question.

[Jamie Lisso]

I have a question for you. I feel like this is a good radio audience question. Last night, we started the tour at the Improv in Hollywood, and it was a fun show, and Erica was with me, and, you know, she's a. She's a pretty girl. And after the show, I'm saying hi to some people, and this really, really drug man with his partner, he comes up and he just staring at my wife, and then he stares at me, and he goes, man, you out kicked your coverage. You guys heard that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Jamie Lisso]

And I'm trying to decide, like, should I be offended or should I try to embrace it as a compliment, even though it's, like, destroying my ego. And then I was like, I'm just gonna let it go because, you know, between me and you guys, his. I looked at his wife looks. It looks like he got a safe.

[Christy Lee]

Or at least got his quarterback sacked. Huh.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of a weird compliment, I guess. At the same time, it implies that you're some kind of awful, homely person that doesn't deserve this gorgeous babe.

[Jamie Lisso]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how did you do? You mind if I ask how you met your now wife?

[Jamie Lisso]

So I don't tell this very often, but this is. You guys will like this. I was opening for Rob Schneider at the Egyptian Theater in Boise, Idaho. And Boise is great, by the way. We went to see the Animals at the Sioux for Rob Schneider. And my wife is with her sister, and they're all hanging out, and she. After my set, she just goes to use the bathroom, and I'm setting up merch. And so we just started talking backstage at the Improv, you know, at the Egyptian Theater. And we talked for, like an hour, and then we exchanged information. And then the first theater I ever headlined after kind of starting to sell tickets, was the Egyptian Theater. And so I went back to the place I met her, and we actually sold out. And, man, everywhere I looked, you know, just all these memories, you know, I'm like, oh, man, that's where I carried Rob Schneider's bags. Yeah, yeah, that's where he slapped me for getting his intro wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Did you go back and see the zebra?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Little callback Tom getting in on it.

[Chick McGee]

We are speaking and watching the great comedian Jamie Lisso. And Jamie has a interesting geographical situation. By the way, I did notice, I'm looking at your tour dates. On November 13th you're gonna be in Jacksonville, Florida. And then November 15th, you're at the Discovery Theater in Anchorage, Alaska.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah. What my agent does is he spins.

[Chick McGee]

A globe.

[Jamie Lisso]

And he just puts a finger down. Yes, that is correct. That's a coast to coast traveling nightmare. It's gonna be a tight one. I don't make my schedule, I don't even look ahead. Like that's the first I've heard of that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah, it's. I just sort of wake up in the morning, get on a plane, hope for the best. I don't think that's a good one. You're right, that's a tough one.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of these gonna be drivable. It looks like you've got places or you're not gonna be flying everywhere.

[Jamie Lisso]

Are you not flying everywhere? We try, we try to drive as much as we can. I like driving. I'm not a big fan of flying. I got upset. I don't know, you know how you hear all these bad things about Spirit Airlines. I finally had to fly Spirit Airlines cause I needed a direct from LA to New York, New York. And it, you know, there's only flight they had left. And I go, how much is it, you know, direct to fly in an hour? And the lady goes, 150 bucks. And I go, that's like a very reasonable price for a ticket. But where they get you, they get you any extras? And I go, 150, I'll take it. And the guy goes, he goes, now are you gonna want to sit down? I think so. He charged me $30 to uncross my arms. At one point, I'm just, just dead asleep on the flight. They wake me up, they go, hey, it's your turn to fly the plane. I drive whenever I can.

[Chick McGee]

Our guest is comedian Jamie Lisso. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jamie was visiting here in the studio a while back and he is certainly a brilliant comedian. And do you find it difficult because your life, you've gotta be sort of at your peak every day, 8pm local time, whatever it is. When you go on stage, do you find it difficult to have to do morning radio shows and not just start cursing and saying, get me off these, I can't stand it any longer.

[Jamie Lisso]

It's Interesting. I do feel like sometimes if I do too many, like if I do. Tuesday we started doing radio tours. I did five and a half hours and on days like that, I would like to not have a show because I feel like comedy tank is finite and I feel like by the end of the night you're just like, I'm depressed. Yeah. Nothing else to say. But I have found that if I wake up and do morning radio and especially good enjoyable morning radio like the Bob and Tom show, I do have a better day. Not to get all serious, but I find that my road life is better if I get up and have a coffee and then sort of like have a day where at whatever city I'm in as opposed to sleeping too much, whatever. So I'm actually a big fan of the morning radio. I think it's. I like when I have one on the schedule.

[Chick McGee]

This, this is a little, a little bit inside radio. But I won't say who it was we were talking to doing this, what we're doing with you right now. And the person did the same thing they had done four minutes earlier. And I realized they probably had a little checklist in front of them for each show that they call. But after doing 10 of them. Oh, yeah, it's a. My Ottoman bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Here it comes.

[Chick McGee]

And then they do it twice. Was that the.

[Jamie Lisso]

I think I know who it was. Was that the Goldfish comedian? I know who that was. Don't tell us his name, but just give us his website.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Jamie List has been appearing. Appearing. Sorry. Appearing in a lot of a television. Greg Gutfeld for one thing. And doing a great job on that. How much prep do you have to do when you do a show like that? Do you have a select things you know you're going to do for sure or are you kind of surprised along the way when you get, you know, you get in there?

[Jamie Lisso]

My, my main prep is I'll usually. I can't speak for everyone on the show, but I'll usually shave my private parts. And it just makes me feel.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Emily Campagno does that too.

[Chick McGee]

We all like to know Josh.

[Jamie Lisso]

Josh strikes me as. When Emily's on, he's. Josh strikes me as a guy that watches it with sound fans off. She laughs at every joke. Emily Campagna.

[Chick McGee]

I leave.

[Jamie Lisso]

She's my favorite guest to be on with because when I'm out with her, I'm like, I won't be bombing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. She really enjoys what you do.

[Chick McGee]

What was your first national television program? Do you know what it Was, do.

[Jamie Lisso]

You remember I did the Late Late show with Craig Kilborn.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Parenthetical and not of interest to anyone, I guess, but me. What's he doing now after walking away from that show before it exploded?

[Jamie Lisso]

It's a great question I have not heard from. I thought he was a. I thought he was a pretty funny guy. Yeah, he was nice. I. I enjoyed him as a host. That's a great question. I don't know. I don't know where he disappeared to.

[Chick McGee]

Get up. The real question is, do you remember your first joke on that show?

[Jamie Lisso]

My first joke was, I have a lot of free time during the day and so I've watched a lot of movies and this is crazy. I noticed if you watch all the Star wars movies, okay, back to back in order and really pay close attention, you're a loser.

[Chick McGee]

Now, you've been doing. I'm sorry, you've been doing this long enough that you have a certain sort of, I guess, touchstones, certain sort of. Are you under any pressure to do any sort of classic pieces of your material? Just are. Do people shout out, do the Star wars bit or something?

[Jamie Lisso]

Every once in a while I have a bit. I did one of those dry bar comedy specials. Do you guys know those?

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin here's got one coming out real soon.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah, very exciting. Congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

Real quick.

[Jamie Lisso]

It's like a 30 minute set. You have to be incredibly clean. And I, you know, it's in Utah. It's filmed in Utah. A lot of Mormons in the crowd. And they asked me to do it and I did it. I was nervous to be clean. Super, super, super clean. And it went really well. And then the following week, we had a conference call and they go, we're gonna put your special on Amazon or the whatever, the DryBar app. And they go, what would, what do you want to call it? Like, have you thought about what you.

[Chick McGee]

Want to call it?

[Jamie Lisso]

And I go, what if we call it Jamie? Lisso tries not to say the F word.

[Chick McGee]

Jamie. We were chuckling as you were setting that up because Pat has been trying to pick a name for his dry bar special that he's already filmed. And we ran through quite a few of them and we gave them two of them and they renamed it something else.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah, can I, can I throw one out there? For sure.

[Pat Godwin]

We know each other.

[Jamie Lisso]

But I was thinking about. Because I didn't go with this, but I feel like this is a good. What if you call it. Is it Mormon here?

[Christy Lee]

Is it Mormon here?

[Chick McGee]

Or is it just me.

[Christy Lee]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

See, Jamie, I think you're using up all of your. All of your funny for the rest of the day. I feel bad for you.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

The next radio show you call, that's gonna just suck. You're out.

[Jamie Lisso]

I'll be honest. You asked me a question, and I swear I was getting to the answer, and I think I forgot what you asked me.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's good. Jamie Lisso was our guest. Great comedian. A massive tour scheduled. It's the I Just Got Married, but no Longer I'm Allowed to See My Wife tour. Do you do the. Do you do the zoom thing with your kids and your wife or just regular phone calls? How does this work?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jamie Lisso]

We talk a lot on the phone. Meanwhile, I'm starting to think that I'm on the road too much because I talk to my kids so much on devices. That last time I was home in person, one of my sons tried to minimize me.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jamie Lisso]

And then my daughter tried to skip to the next. Dad, what is it?

[Chick McGee]

You know, I don't think anybody's funnier than you. I don't know what I'm doing. JB Lisso is our guest. This is again, Inside Radio. How many more phone calls do you have to make to radio shows this morning?

[Jamie Lisso]

Today is not bad. Today I think I have nine more. And I'd like to say, when I saw Bob and Tom on the schedule, I even told my wife, I go, you gotta come hang out. I was so excited to be on your show. I just love how this show, it feels like we're having a conversation and I'm not throwing shade to any of the other stations. Or maybe that's exactly what I'm doing, but I'm like, I'm talking Tom. Everyone's got names. Josh, Pat. You know, we got. I think next. I think I'm on Hillbilly in the Bra. I don't know what's happening.

[Christy Lee]

Hell of a show, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

The bra had a boob job and the show's you. Jamie, I can't help but notice you're not anywhere close. At some point, you've got to come back in the studio so we can make fun of you in person.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jamie Lisso]

You guys remember the last time I was on? I don't remember ever having more fun on a radio show. You guys hadn't. Didn't know I lived in Alaska, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was great.

[Jamie Lisso]

You guys destroyed me about Alaska. And by the end of the show, I was like, if I had done this interview before deciding to move.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't have.

[Chick McGee]

And it's my understanding, as we speak, there is a heat wave in Alaska. It's actually a big problem. Yeah.

[Jamie Lisso]

It's gotten up to. It's five, ten. It's a huge. It is a huge problem because we don't know how to act in weather like that. Do you know we raise the toughest kids in Alaska? My kids go out for recess Till if it's 20 below zero, they still go out. If it's 21, they keep them in. It like, raises the heat wave. People don't. Yeah, people don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And I think.

[Jamie Lisso]

Do you know about that ratio thing? The ratio of guys to girls in Alaska is six to one relationship, which is really awkward, especially if you don't know, you know, you don't know the other five guys.

[Chick McGee]

All right, I see. I fell for that one. I didn't see a joke coming. Jamie, what a great pleasure. We'll be plugging all these gigs for you, and we're gonna call your management and make sure we can get you in here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes.

[Jamie Lisso]

I love it. Anytime. Even if I'm not in the city, I will be happy. I would love to drive there and see you guys. And you guys are the best. I've been looking forward to this. And thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Best wishes.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations. Yeah, congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

Best wishes with the wife. And very handy if you have any testicular issues, because she's a doctor.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, There you go. Very handy.

[Jamie Lisso]

I actually gotta go. I gotta go grab her. She's just going over the prenup.

[Pat Godwin]

She may be in there a while.

[Chick McGee]

Hang up the phone.

[Jamie Lisso]

Oh, what happened?

[Christy Lee]

Nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks again.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, by the way. By the way, Jamie, I just got the list of the two questions you wanted me to ask. I didn't see it till just now. I didn't ask either one of them, so Save these for Big bra and hillbilly.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for sending my phone, by the way. Thank you very much. That was very nice.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah, sorry, guys, I really do have to go. I have Tom and the tampon. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be funny.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thank you very much. Oh, my God. Is that funny? I just. Just saw the list you gave me of the question.

[Josh Arnold]

What were the questions?

[Chick McGee]

He wanted me to ask what type of crowds come to your shows? And I understand you're losing patience. No, no, no patience. Oh, yeah. I didn't see it. Sorry, Jason. I. I bet he had something funny.

[Christy Lee]

To say about those.

[Pat Godwin]

He did fine on his own.

[Chick McGee]

We caught him off guard. Yeah. My God. That guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he is.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

And once again a nice love letter from Chris K R I S Kris. So I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, Chris. Is there any way to determine that? You can, it could be. Go either way.

[Tom Griswold]

I've done both. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

If there's a heart over the eye, it's a girl.

[Chick McGee]

Chris. He or she got the beautiful Raycon earbuds for their mom. And mom wrote back, I love these earbuds, exclamation point. Thank you. Red heart. If, if Chris's mom likes them, you're gonna love them. And I know I love my Raycon earbuds. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Much.

[Chick McGee]

We're going to hang out for a while longer here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We suggest you do the same. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Just gotta get a hold of us.

[Christy Lee]

Call, text or email.

[Chick McGee]

Get all the contact information you [e-mail].

[Christy Lee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. Yes, it's great talking to Jamie Lisso. Highly recommended.

[Christy Lee]

Good man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, super funny. And we'll, we'll post that video in case you missed it. We were talking to him via the zoom box over there and we talked a little bit about the dry bar comedy special.

[Christy Lee]

The zoom box and, and on the.

[Chick McGee]

Computer machine Pat's, Pat's comedy special will be visible on your favorite displaying electronic thing. Coming soon.

[Christy Lee]

Would you say that Pat's title for his Special is the worst you've ever heard.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. What?

[Pat Godwin]

Did they finally opt for Tom's? Tom's boy?

[Josh Arnold]

No, they didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

I said you got to change it. They. I said Tom's favorite, favorite comedian.

[Chick McGee]

You wanted to make it.

[Pat Godwin]

It's identity crisis now.

[Chick McGee]

Identity crisis.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, still my identity specific. This is more.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it doesn't tell me anything about you or a joke or anything, but.

[Chick McGee]

Jamie's was once again called Jamie. Is it just me?

[Christy Lee]

Okay, Is it Mormon in here?

[Chick McGee]

Because it filmed in Utah, of course. Okay, that makes perfect sense. We have Christy Lee over there. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Josh Arnold]

Happening? Authorities in North Carolina are warning residents to be on the lookout for the invasive Asian needle ant.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds terrible.

[Christy Lee]

You know the Asian needle ant? Hey, hey, what you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Will you quit bothering me?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know.

[Christy Lee]

I'm the needle ant. Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

WRAL reports the insect carries a serious sting risk which can have life threatening consequences for those. For those with allergies.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Insect expert Mr. Christopher Hayes says the Asian needle ant carries a higher than average risk of aphylaxis.

[Chick McGee]

Anaphylaxis.

[Josh Arnold]

Anaphylaxis.

[Chick McGee]

I can't say it either.

[Josh Arnold]

Anaphylaxis. Fire ants.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like a. A character, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Anaphylaxis.

[Chick McGee]

Anaphylaxis.

[Josh Arnold]

Adding that stings occur when the ant is squished, gets trapped under clothing or inside gardening gloves. He urges homeowners to help prevent infestations by controlling places the species likes to live. They love timbers that may be used in your garden, like raised garden beds. If you have old decaying wood in your backyard, they love that stuff too. Clearing that out can be really helpful.

[Chick McGee]

Don't those creepy spiders hang out in the wood also in those wood piles?

[Josh Arnold]

Brown records.

[Chick McGee]

I think those are really dangerous ones.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a lot of these on our property.

[Tom Griswold]

These Asian needle ants?

[Josh Arnold]

No, the decaying wood pile.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know that. I know that. It's a scientific name, but I think if you put Asian in front of something in this particular context, I think even the prototypical white or black American is automatically more scared of it.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

That is the opinion of a. I think he's right. An older white man.

[Chick McGee]

No, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's the harvest flu. No, no, it's the Asian harvest flu.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. I think I'm making a point here.

[Christy Lee]

That is, I think he.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'm. I'm saying what's that's what's kind of wrong about it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know about this.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure that you know, when you, you know, have your. Have your. Your meetings of the. The Young Socialist League.

[Christy Lee]

What are you more scared of, Josh? An elephant or an Asian elephant?

[Tom Griswold]

An Asian elephant, that's right. They could drive a plane into.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember when you were. Do you remember. Maybe you'll remember the Japanese beetle attacks.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Those were.

[Josh Arnold]

We still have those that destroyed.

[Christy Lee]

Aren't there flatworms in Texas that are eating everything and some sort of invasive species?

[Chick McGee]

This stuff always scares me when they do that. Well, the Great Lakes, infested by the alewives brought in on ships.

[Christy Lee]

The what?

[Tom Griswold]

Alewives.

[Christy Lee]

Alewives.

[Josh Arnold]

Alewives.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you meant. If you Google a woman married to a tavernoto.

[Chick McGee]

So do I.

[Christy Lee]

An ale. Wives.

[Chick McGee]

They were. There's. There are photographs of large machinery on the beaches by Chicago where there are six inches of dead fish for a mile. They were millions of them. They came in the St. Lawrence Seaway and died in.

[Tom Griswold]

Six inches deep.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, just six inches.

[Tom Griswold]

A six inch, you know, area. Not that big of a deal.

[Chick McGee]

Huge fields of these things. And they, They. I think they put the salmon in to eat it. But they're all kinds of invasive species.

[Tom Griswold]

The thing about these Asian needle bugs, after they eat their fill of wood, they're hungry an hour later.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see. So I'm the one that. No, I was just saying I think it's kind of illustrative of the nature of our civilization with respect to its European origins that by saying you're about the Asian tourism.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because. Yeah. Terrible things can come out of Asian.

[Christy Lee]

That is some world class bullcraping.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, boy, that was, you know, you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

He was trying to hit a word count on an essay.

[Chick McGee]

You don't, you know, you don't bluff your way out of college.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Without knowing how to.

[Christy Lee]

Well done, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Get the shovel. Here it comes.

[Tom Griswold]

In other places. What. What are they afraid of? American wise like. Oh, geez. The American grasshopper is, I think probably American tourists. Yeah. A lot of European.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure Parisians complain about the.

[Chick McGee]

That.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The American hydrogen bomb. That's always.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I should have said plutonium.

[Tom Griswold]

You should have said bunker buster.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Oh, yeah. That's in the news this week.

[Christy Lee]

I don't believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's hope. Let's hope it's in the news more. I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Finally, Finally a chance to test it.

[Christy Lee]

There are no such thing as bunker busters. Hi, Bryson, the doubter.

[Chick McGee]

They have more than one, right? Don't they have to kind of a two work their way in? Okay, good. Well, thanks for joining us. And we'll just try to erase the last six minutes. May or may not have heard and remember that we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. The United States Soccer Federation presents the.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Jamie Lisso]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Jamie Lisso]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Yes, he can.

[Christy Lee]

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