The BOB & TOM Show - June 19, 2026

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Episode: The BOB & TOM Show – June 19, 2026

Main Theme:
A classic BOB & TOM blend of comedy, nostalgic stories, live musical comedy, and banter about news, sports, and pop culture, with frequent callbacks to childhood and the absurdities of modern life. The episode features extended riffs on food nostalgia, sports mishaps, oddball world records, reunions, and the ever-present theme of male suffering and ball jokes.

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Episode Breakdown

I. Opening Musical Comedy: "Attack of the Wiener Man"

• [01:26] Show kicks off with a musical comedy sketch by Josh Arnold and Pat Godwin about "The Wiener Man."
• Lyrics lampoon late-night hot dog vendors; includes lines like, "He wakes up, patient, out in the streets. All the hunters want to sample the beats."
• Memorable Moment:
  • Pat Godwin: "You can't scream when your mouth is full." [02:55]

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II. Nostalgia & Food Memories

Dixie Cups, Solo Cups & the Epitome of Luxury

• [06:09] Tom recalls the Guinness record story about a man in India with the world’s biggest collection of paper cups.
• Discussion ensues about built-in Dixie cup dispensers being symbols of wealth in their youth.
• Christy Lee: "My grandmother had one." [07:28]
• Bob Kevoian: "I thought that was the epitome of... you've made it when you had a Dixie cup dispenser in the kitchen and the bathroom." [07:30]
• Tangent into Solo cups as party must-haves and musical references.

Fine China & "Compartment Plates"

• [09:13] Survey discussion: most Americans not using their good dishes; Tom admits to liking plates with compartments as a kid.
• Bob teases Tom for his childhood food aversions.

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III. Email Time – Audience Interactions

• [16:03] Listener Pat thanks them for discussing the school bus driver shortage and reminisces about Madison Plains Golden Eagles.
• [18:58] The crew takes a deep nostalgia dive into bicycle licenses for school kids and passionate U-turn practice for the bike test, segueing into tales of Safety Patrol days.
• Notable quote:
  • Tom Griswold: "I was captain of the safety patrol." [20:40]
• Exchange on the now-rare crossing guard role for kids (now mostly adults).

Letters about Show Hostility

• [23:01] Listener Brian writes: "Your genuine hatred for each other really trips my trigger."
  • Ace Cosby: "Who's this prick writing?" [23:14]

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IV. Sports & News Roundup

World Cup & Parade Craziness

• [10:34] World Cup action: Upcoming USA vs. Australia match; mention of the New York Knicks championship parade, complete with wild crowd antics (including a woman twerking atop a street sign).
• Bob: "She had a butt floss or whatever you call the thong. And then he pulled the thong down..." [11:35]

Ranch Dressing – A Travel Dilemma

• [12:27] Extended riff: Foreign tourists at the World Cup can't get enough ranch dressing. TSA makes official statements about not carrying big ranch bottles in hand luggage.
• Tom: "Ladies, you can always smuggle it in your Hidden Valley if you've considered that." [40:23]
• Kraft to release TSA-compliant "ranch kits" as a souvenir.

Testicular Tragedies & Ball Jokes

• [46:01] White Sox game: Jazz Chisholm Jr. hits a foul ball into his own testicles, leading to a full segment of ball-busting jokes and the hazards of not wearing a cup.
• Bob Kevoian: "I think getting hit in the testicles is much worse than childbirth. Don't you think, Josh?" [50:04]
• Christy Lee: "Could something like that rupture his testicle?" [48:56]

Ball-Busting as a Kink

• [71:03] Christy Lee brings up "Ball Busting" as a rising fetish, with discussion spiraling into sensation play, safety concerns, personal anecdotes about reflex hammers, and the dangers of stiletto shoes.

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V. World Records & Odd News

Lego Bratwurst, Town Criers, Giant Ducks

• [63:09] Guinness World Record: German man builds 65,000-brick LEGO bratwurst; crew critiques photo, finds builder deeply punchable.
• [65:31] Australian town crier sets record for world’s loudest shout (122.4 decibels).
• Extended discussion about old-timey jobs: lectors/readers in factory floors; town criers; Renaissance fairs ("You know what gives them away? Footwear." [68:30]).

Freshwater Monsters

• [51:22] Record-breaking white sturgeon caught in Canada; marvel at prehistoric fish.

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VI. Cars, Credit Scores & Nostalgic Gadgets

• [24:30] Nostalgic chat about old VW Beetles and modern car technology, including TV projection mirrors and backup cameras.
• [61:10] Pat Godwin plays original song about his abysmal credit score ("Will you still love me if my credit score was 364... It's right around where it is now.").

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VII. Homecoming, High School, and the Chuck's Deluxe Saga

• [82:00+] Running joke: Chick (Bob) is assigned to find two long-missing classmates for his high school reunion. The cast mocks Chick for never actually searching, speculates about whether missing classmates could be dead or in jail, and recalls their own school nicknames, such as Dude/Doodleberry for Tom and Chuck's Deluxe for Chick.
• Tom Griswold: "Start assuming they're dead. So start with obituaries." [89:09]

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VIII. Absurd, Memorable Bits & Closing Banter

Lost Luggage: Prosthetic Legs Edition

• [104:04] A Brazilian woman in Ireland loses her prosthetic legs through airline mishap; spirals into pun battle ("this whole story leaves me stumped." [105:40]) and practical questions about flying with artificial limbs.

Weird Inheritances & Edible Bugs

• [157:06] Connecticut house sold "as is"—new owners find three skeletal remains inside; the newsroom debates whether this is a dealbreaker.
• [139:07] Robin Hood’s legendary oak dies; debates on glum tourist attractions.
• Later, a survey about people who like eating bugs.

More Favorites and Rapid Banter

• Pop star Olivia Rodrigo claims she can smell fans in diapers at her concerts.
• Ozzy Osbourne honored with a massive statue at Hellfest in France.
• Jim Carrey rumored to return as The Grinch in a Ron Howard sequel.
• Brief, surreal conversations about NFL jokes, blts, and beef bacon.

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Notable Quotes & Timelines

Attack of the Wiener Man ([01:26])

• "He wakes up patient out in the streets. All the hunters want to sample the beats..."
• "You can't scream when your mouth is full." – Pat Godwin [02:55]

On Built-In Dixie Cup Dispensers

• "I thought that was the epitome of... you've made it." – Bob Kevoian [07:30]

On School Bus Days and Safety Patrol

• "I was captain of the safety patrol." – Tom Griswold [20:40]

On Show Hostility

• "Your genuine hatred for each other really trips my trigger." – Listener Brian [23:01]

On Ranch Dressing & TSA

• "Ladies, you can always smuggle it in your Hidden Valley if you've considered that." – Tom Griswold [40:23]

On Ball Injuries & Childbirth

• "I think getting hit in the testicles is much worse than childbirth. Don't you think, Josh?" – Bob Kevoian [50:04]

On Safety Gadgets:

• "What do you suppose one of those [reflex hammers] goes for?" – Tom Griswold [74:37]

On Reunions:

• "Start assuming they're dead. So start with obituaries." – Tom Griswold [89:09]

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Key Segments—Timestamps

• [01:26] – Opening musical comedy about "The Wiener Man"
• [06:09] – Nostalgia: Dixie cup world record, built-in cup dispensers
• [09:13] – Survey: Not using fine dishware
• [16:03] – Listener email: school bus driver shortage & school memory fun
• [23:01] – Listener letter: delight in show’s "genuine hatred"
• [46:01] – Sports: White Sox game, "ball injuries" segment
• [63:09] – Guinness World Record: LEGO bratwurst
• [71:03] – "Ball busting" as a kink: discussion, safety, reflex hammers
• [82:00+] – Chick's reunion mission saga: missing classmates, speculation
• [104:04] – Lost prosthetic legs in airline luggage debacle
• [139:07] – Robin Hood tree news & movie release
• [157:06] – Discovery of skeletal remains in foreclosed house

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Overall Tone & Style

The episode is fast-paced and loaded with punchlines, puns, and knowing sarcasm among old friends. Frequent callbacks, escalation of absurd premises, and rapid subject changes are hallmarks. The cast tells stories in a conversational, unscripted, and improvisational style, often descending into laughter, playful mockery, or disbelief at the topic at hand. The panel is unafraid to push silly or dark topics, but always for comedic effect.

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For New Listeners

If you haven't heard this episode, expect:

• Vintage BOB & TOM: running gags, musical parodies, and quick-witted, lowbrow-to-smart transitions.
• Topical discussions that careen from ranch dressing on airplanes to lost prosthetic legs, with room for fart jokes, world records, and what it means to have "made it" with a Dixie cup dispenser.
• Sports news that inevitably ends in anatomical injury tales and banter about male suffering.
• Nostalgia about school days, quirky local customs, and the oddities of aging.
• Recurring themes of ball jokes, dad humor, and junk food.

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Recap

• Musical comedy anchors the show (e.g., "Attack of the Wiener Man").
• Extensive nostalgia riffs (paper cup records, Dixie cups, school bus memories).
• Sports stories lead to classic BOB & TOM anatomical riffs and escalation.
• Ball jokes—both literal and fetish-related—thread through the show.
• Notable world records (Lego bratwurst, loudest shout, giant sturgeon).
• Listener interaction provides setup for hilarious tangents.
• Commentary on fame, food, travel, and absurd human endeavors, all in unmistakable BOB & TOM tone.

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Want more chaos and camaraderie? Tune in to the next Bob & Tom Show episode.

Transcript

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[Child]

Mom, can you tell me a story?

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[Christy Lee]

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[Child]

Was she brave?

[Christy Lee]

She was tired mostly. But she went to Carvana.com and found

[Narrator/Commercial Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Did you have to fight a dragon?

[Child]

Nope.

[Narrator/Commercial Announcer]

She bought it 100% online from her bed, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it scary?

[Narrator/Commercial Announcer]

Honey, it was as unscary as car buying could be.

[Child]

Did the car have a sunroof?

[Christy Lee]

It did actually. Okay, good story. Car buying.

[Narrator/Commercial Announcer]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Narrator/Commercial Announcer]

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[Bob Kevoian]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

He's coming for you. He's gonna get you

[Pat Godwin]

man.

[Josh Arnold]

He's coming for you. He's going to get you. Attacking the weed of. Late at night when the bars are closing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Alcohol takes its toll and the drinker

[Josh Arnold]

stayed their favorite vendor. A taste of treat of sausage splendor. Little man behind the car Police can't

[Tom Griswold]

catch him cuz he's way too smart. The smell of mustard and a big

[Josh Arnold]

umbrel hot the man's got the perfect cover. He's coming for you. He's gonna get you. Attack of the weed of man. He's coming for you. He's gonna catch up. Attacking the wiener man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh y.

[Josh Arnold]

He wakes up patient out in the streets. All the hunters want to sample the beats. He can't help but relish the fact the footlong keeps you coming back. Once you're feeling safe and cool, that's

[Tom Griswold]

when the wiener man makes his move.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't scream when your mouth is full.

[Josh Arnold]

He's coming for you. He's gonna dance ya take ser. He's coming for you. He's gonna get. Now. He's coming for you. He's coming get you. Attacking the wind of man. He's coming for you. He's going to get you. Attacking the wiener plan. He's coming for you. He's trying to get you. Wiener baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

And speaking of wieners, we got wieners coming up at sports. Be careful about wieners. You're gonna play sp. Put your wiener away.

[Christy Lee]

We have a wiener.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, let's say, let's put it this way. All the guys in the room are gonna not like it and you're gonna just love the hell out of it.

[Christy Lee]

All right, cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Top show.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember the slogan? The wiener the world awaited.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was cons, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, cons. The wiener the world awaited.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I don't know if they still have. It's been a while since I've been to a Reds game, but they used to have these metwurst at Reds games from cons. Man, those were good. I don't know if they still have.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it indeed the wiener of the world away.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I did. I love those. I. I would wait two or three days to get a Met.

[Ace Cosby]

Worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Ergo, the wiener of the world away.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, check.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Child]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee and hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick mcgee. The weekend has arrived. We're all in good spirits. We're going to move forward here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's not get.

[Christy Lee]

How do you know? You haven't talked to any of us yet.

[Tom Griswold]

I was hoping we were in good spirits.

[Bob Kevoian]

Perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Because I was wrong. So I've got a I'm kidding letter that'll cheer you up right away.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now that's a challenge. So I'm not. I don't care if it's Chick. You've won a million dollars. I'm not going to be cheered up.

[Tom Griswold]

Among the many things we talk about on this show, we had an. I was trying to. I was trying to remember why we were talking about this. So I did a little went backwards and found the story.

[Bob Kevoian]

You did a little homework?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, did a little homework. We had a new story about a guy in India that had the Guinness world record for the largest collection of paper cups. I'm sure you remember this.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure you remember this.

[Tom Griswold]

57 year old Sunil Yosef earned the title with 858 cups from 31 different countries. And by the way, every cup is different.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So just to clarify. And we were reviewing this dumb story and we got talking about the Dixie cup holders. That used to be the first. I remember the first house I bought. This elderly woman had been living there and it had a built in Dixie cup dispenser built into the tile.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And I got A letter here from Monroe, Ohio, from Lisa, teaching a workshop in fabric dyeing. And they were. They were doing it from the home of one of the 94 year old moms. And she says, imagine my glee when I took advantage of a break in the action to visit the powder room and lo and behold found that grandma's guest bathroom had a Dixie cup dispenser built into the tile.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember those you've seen, though?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, absolutely. My grandmother had one.

[Bob Kevoian]

I told you this when I was a kid. I thought that was the epitome of. You've made it when you had a Dixie cup dispenser in the kitchen and the bathroom. And to top that off, have a TV on the wall in the kitchen. Oh, my goodness.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

You must be rich.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, some of the Dixie cup dispensers, some of them actually had like a sleeve.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you would drop the Dixie cups in, then pull one off the bottom.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think they all kind of worked.

[Christy Lee]

No, there was the round. Just the round one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now they have ones that sit on the counter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but are you talking about like this stainless steel thing that would. Yeah, it would just hang. It look like a big circle. And then they would. You would load them in like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you load them in from the top. Yeah, that's what was at my house.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what grandma had, the one that I.

[Tom Griswold]

The first house that I bought. But.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's not the one that the plumbing went outside and down the wall, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. But that was a wreck. It was just fun.

[Pat Godwin]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

And we then we found out that Dixie cups had gone through a period of they put cartoons on them and

[Bob Kevoian]

then they put riddles on them and then jokes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I. Is Dixie still big in the industry, I'm assuming.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I do know the solo cup gets all the songs written about it. That's more of a solo cup.

[Christy Lee]

That's a big cup that hides what you're drinking.

[Bob Kevoian]

The drinking game requires solo cups.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Almost any drinking game.

[Tom Griswold]

And who had the big song? Was it?

[Bob Kevoian]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for your letters. We always love hearing from you, but that is. Thought that kind of brought back some. Some good memories. But while I was looking, I was trying to find that. That story. And I stumbled on this one, which I thought was really funny. A national survey. Most Americans don't use their finest dishware and glassware.

[Pat Godwin]

They.

[Tom Griswold]

They get really nice plates and glasses and just leave them for special occasions, but almost never get them out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that true of you? Do you have like a. Yep. For Thanksgiving, you get out the good china, as they say.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't have enough good china to do Thanksgiving, but I have a set of china that I've had.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you get the good chinatte, the paper plates?

[Christy Lee]

I get the nicer ones, yes. Not the plastic ones. They're like styrofoam.

[Child]

Ish.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was chinatte and cornet owned by the same people?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's almost too easy.

[Tom Griswold]

A little tidy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, a little interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Do you like the plates with the compartments?

[Tom Griswold]

Love them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that. Well, you don't like your food touching, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've gotten over that. But when I was a kid, if anything touched, it was over.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you ever pull a screaming fit during dinner?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I just stare at the food, not eat it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Tom's upset about silence. Corn touches green beans. Yeah, I'll look at him.

[Tom Griswold]

I do know. I do know a certain person who as an adult is exactly that way. I mean, fanatically, I believe it.

[Christy Lee]

That the same guy with the 10 shirts?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no, no. But that's a. That's certainly.

[Bob Kevoian]

I feel like he's part of the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly. Certainly a fair, Fair assumption on my album. Perfect. Let's. Let's move forward here. What's coming up in the world of sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

World Cup. We're World Cup. We got a month. We've got a month from today. It's the final.

[Tom Griswold]

USA. What is it? Australia today, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. 3 o'. Clock. 3 o' clock Eastern Daylight Time.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. And there was an incident. Major League Baseball. We'll talk about it. And the New York Knicks had their champion parade yesterday, and it went about as about the way you thought it would in New York City. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I lost because I had the over on three.

[Bob Kevoian]

No one got killed, but they were dead. So there were gunshots.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, geez.

[Ace Cosby]

Yikes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this woman was up on a. On the corner. I'm not sure where she was on the corner, but she was standing on the walk don't walk sign. And she's up there bouncing around. So she gets it to get up there. She pulls. Pulls the guy off, throws him aside like he's nothing. And this woman hops up and starts twerking. Well, the man comes up behind her and pulls her pants down. Oh, and she keeps twerking.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he had.

[Bob Kevoian]

She had a. She had a butt floss or whatever you call the thong. And then. But he. Then he pulled the thong down and

[Tom Griswold]

there's a Big crowd there, of course,

[Bob Kevoian]

but there were a lot of guys on film when, when he pulled the thong down, things got kind of serious, if you know what I mean. She was, she was a big lady.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Go Nicks. Okay. Could have happened anywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now you can make it here. You're making.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, of course. Now we also have things in the world of news include, I believe we have two world records today. This is very exciting.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've only got one. Hopefully the second one will remain lost.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, I printed out two.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's not my pig, not my farm. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What's is that. Is that an old expression?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, it's brand new.

[Christy Lee]

Here it is. I. I didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Brand new expression.

[Tom Griswold]

Not my pig, not my farm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not my pig, not my farm. Have you guys heard this?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

What does it mean?

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding. It's not my problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, actually, the one. The world record involves. Sausage.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're, you're kind of close there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, we got ranch dressing problems in the World Cup.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is really interesting. That's a good story coming up about the world of ranch dressing. And I better getting on and getting on an airplane. Ranch dressing. And one of the fun things about this is the. As the tourists from all over the world are exploring Mexico, United States and Canada for the World cup, they're learning about all the delights we have here in America.

[Christy Lee]

And the ranch dressing has caught everybody's love. I can't believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a very big deal. And actually the ranch dressing people, some of them have actually come up with a special thing that's being released in just a few days involving ranch dressing and getting on airplanes. We'll get to all of those things. But right now, Christy Lee, how did you get here today?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and my beautiful Tucson Hyundai hybrid. That's right. Hyundai is actually watching all the stars at the FIFA World cup as everyone else is doing, because they have their eyes on the next generation of talent. Because next doesn't wait for an invitation. Neither does Hyundai. Hyundai's always move the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on all their vehicles. And They've engineered their EVs with ultra fast charging capability. And they're still doing this every day because the future isn't some far off concept. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Now a lot of action on the way. Happy to be here. Be sure to get a hold of us by sending us an email. Bob and tomtom.com we would love to hear from you and we could get to your letters. So we'll do that Next. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Jack.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi. She's at the new desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. There's Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Howdy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick McGee over here at the sports desk. Time now for emails from around the world. Our listener is brought to you by Hyundai. Discover what's next at your local Hyundai dealer. Like the next generation EV. The Ionic 9. Hyundai official partner of FIFA World Cup 2026 and they spell Ionic with a Q. Very cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a cool car. Now we have speaking of cars change modes of transportation here. This comes to us from someone who was named Pat said. I wanted to thank you for the positive conversation yesterday about school bus drivers and your note that there is a national shortage. We need all the help we can get. I've been in school transportation since 1999 and have gone from driving to now being the grouchy ass guy that answers the phones and manages the operation. Fun fact for Chick Magee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I started my career at Madison Plains.

[Bob Kevoian]

Madison Plains Golden Eagles, just outside of London, Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what he said.

[Bob Kevoian]

We could not play them in football because there were too many fights.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because everybody knew everybody. And I think they did start playing them after I left school, but. Oh, thank you, West Jefferson. We always got into it.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Patrick from Lewiston, Ohio. Or is it Lewistown?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I think. Is it O or ow?

[Tom Griswold]

It's ow. But we were talking about riding the school bus.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Jeff never got to do that.

[Christy Lee]

You never rode the school bus?

[Jeff Oskay]

I did not.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about. How about people on the bus? People on the bus go up and down. Where are you with that?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, and the wheels on the bus.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the wheels on the bus go around. Up and down.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a good tune.

[Bob Kevoian]

You like that? You roll.

[Josh Arnold]

You do the.

[Bob Kevoian]

The whole motions and everything.

[Ace Cosby]

Then kindergartners enjoy it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

But I. I despise the song Magic Bus by the who. And I'm a big who fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love Magic Boss.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I like that one, too.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like the. They've got them. They have a Slinky in that record. Did you know that? They knew who used a Slinky for Magic Bug. Yeah, right. The intro.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you doing the 6, 7 thing with your Slinky?

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I'm not participating in the Six Sevens because you think you know what it is, so I. I just.

[Tom Griswold]

I know what it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly. Hang on. There it is.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It'd be funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Separated shoulder to him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wouldn't doubt. I wouldn't doubt it. Well, now, what the hell are they doing? Are they in the kitchen? What are they doing here?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they got everything.

[Christy Lee]

All their percussion.

[Narrator/Commercial Announcer]

Everything.

[Child]

Bring it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, anyways, a salute to all the bus drivers out there. We certainly appreciate it. I lived like 300 yards from my elementary school.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't need to get in the bus. Just walk there. Now, when. When you were.

[Christy Lee]

Your elementary school. Go to eighth grade and then you went to high school?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but, I mean, it was close enough that I could ride my bike to junior high, too. Okay, the. Now, one interesting thing about. Did you have to have a bicycle license when you were a kid?

[Child]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we did. In London. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We had to take a test.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't get. And you got a little round, like a coin thing that they would attach to the Seat of your bike.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ours were looked like a half a collar that you put on the. The column that goes down to the front wheel. You wrapped it around the front.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time I get on my bike, a metal thing. And this is true to this day, I'll get on my bicycle. And the hardest part about passing the bike test, you had to do a really tight U turn. And I had to practice and practice and practice to get it down. Whatever I get in my bike now, I'll do, go out there and do that U turn. So

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Tom won't be in for a couple weeks.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, what happened?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he was out practicing U turns on his bike in the driveway.

[Ace Cosby]

He's always had trouble.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he always has trouble with us. Ever since he was a kid. He fell on both his shoulders. I don't know how that happened. How did that happen?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if they still do that. Yeah, we had a bicycle license.

[Christy Lee]

I would like to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

You couldn't take your. You could not drive your bike to school without a license.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, we couldn't drive our bike to school anyway. But maybe that was an Ohio thing. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we were allowed to ride bikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, not my school.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You weren't allowed to ride your bike to school?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope. Not without a license. I'm serious.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

My kids drove. They rode their bikes to school in elementary school. They did not have to have a license.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I died. My place was more disciplined. So is it riding hence the highest SATs in the country, they pull.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course it was. They pull you over. And operating without a license, Is that what they do?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know, but I. You.

[Child]

They.

[Tom Griswold]

They. We took.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cop is going to pull a kid over on a bike and arrest him.

[Christy Lee]

Did you do this as a crossing guard? Did you pull kids over?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean. No, I'm totally serious. I was. I was captain of the safety patrol.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but it sounds like something you would do.

[Tom Griswold]

We had the big flags on bamboo

[Bob Kevoian]

sticks, lower arrest powers when you.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you detain. Could you detain kids?

[Tom Griswold]

But I had one of those belts with the side sash and a badge. Right, And a badge.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we took it very. And then several years after, the guys

[Bob Kevoian]

on the football team. Look at this jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

Several years after I graduated, they. They no longer allowed students to do that. They had adults doing it. I'm guessing somewhere something went terribly wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, geez.

[Jess Hooker]

That's probably you.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a seamy underbelly of adult crossing cards too. So let's not. Yeah, let's not talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

We had the big bamboo sticks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there was like a stop flag on the end of them.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

And did you say when. When you. It was raised lower.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say that it was a four way stop?

[Bob Kevoian]

Did they tell you you had to do it or did you take it upon yourself?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. And we would march out there in formation.

[Christy Lee]

How many of you were there?

[Ace Cosby]

You had as you were raising? Raise.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, raise.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Lower.

[Ace Cosby]

I think that was a choice.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm totally serious.

[Christy Lee]

Were there two guys? Is that why you had to do it?

[Bob Kevoian]

So you had the same time. No, there were Hitler Youth had to march out there. Everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there were about eight.

[Christy Lee]

Eight of you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How many does it take to stop a four way stop?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you had guys on each corner.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what was the process where you named. You were named captain. Did you have a campaign or were you appointed?

[Tom Griswold]

I was appointed by Mrs. Brown. Oh my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does she have a daughter or she lovely, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Mrs. Brown was quite hefty, actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Where this started?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, a lot of did. Mrs. Brown played bridge with your mom?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Narrator/Commercial Announcer]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Hefty gal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, she was probably like what, 110, 115.

[Ace Cosby]

Disgusting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Not as happy as Mrs. Brack.

[Bob Kevoian]

Morning. Morning. How now, brown cow?

[Jess Hooker]

Raise if you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I'm sorry. Now lower your H1B. Well, thank you for that letter, Chick. McGee, you have a letter over there. You want to share?

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess. Hang on here. Dear Bob, it's house show. I've written in many times about my love of the blatant hostility on your show. Your genuine hatred for each other really trips my trigger.

[Ace Cosby]

Who's this prick writing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Brian?

[Ace Cosby]

Shut up, Brian.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't find this honest anger anywhere else. This week though, it's been on a different level. I have many thoughts on what's happened this week, but I'll just say this. I will pay anyone's bail if and when you finally snap, snap on top.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever done that?

[Jeff Oskay]

So there we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

We go pay bail. I have not. Knock wood, I have not.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, have I paid?

[Jess Hooker]

No, someone's paid for me. Comedy club manager in Charlotte.

[Christy Lee]

I had to bail my girlfriend out once.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. I. Prostitute.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. Dui.

[Tom Griswold]

I've done it twice.

[Christy Lee]

Twice?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Not for me. I mean, I. But I paid bail.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Did you actually go down through the bail bondsman and have to do all that? That because that is something.

[Tom Griswold]

I met the guy. Now that I. In fact, both times I met the guy right near the jail. So they have an office very conveniently located. You want to have your bail office pretty close to the jail, I must say. But.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they don't have a copyright on AAA Bail bonds.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean there's a bunch of those, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm not sure if that's a nationwide thing or not now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Best bail bonds movie. Midnight Run. Right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Yeah. That's probably my favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. When I graduated from high school, I bought myself a 1979 VW Super Beetle convertible. I called Pinky and Becky. She spells it B, E, K I and then puts parentheses. Yes, my mother was creative. She's in Grand Island, Nebraska. She sent a picture of a beautiful pink Volkswagen convertible Bug. Did you ever drive one of those? Yeah, they were interesting because the, the early years of those, the, you'd put the top down, it effectively eliminated your rear view mirror.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it didn't go down far enough. So that was kind of like the

[Bob Kevoian]

side mirrors or the.

[Tom Griswold]

No, in the cabin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The cabin one. And have you seen. This is something pretty cool I hadn't seen before. If you have like a Suburban or something and you and, or a. Whatever. Tahoe.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And you and you have so much luggage in the back, you can't see out the rear view mirror. Have you seen what they did in the new ones? There's a switch on the mirror that switches it into a tv. So it's got.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got cameras somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you can't see because you've got luggage stacked in back of you, you clip it over and it goes to a camera system.

[Christy Lee]

You can use that all the time. My brother in law has a Lexus that does that and he give. He keeps his rearview mirror on the TV all the time. It's like, wow, okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know where the rear view mirror was invented?

[Christy Lee]

Where? Yeah, at the Indy 500 at the Indianapolis Motor Speed. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty simple idea. But wow. What would we do without them? I know what I do. A lot of times I'd back in into stuff.

[Christy Lee]

I, I, I back a car in now without the cameras.

[Bob Kevoian]

I still back into stuff with a rear view.

[Jeff Oskay]

Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. Do you remember now a lot of cars have the camera thing, but prior to that there was a technology that just had the beep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I got really used to that. I had that on my Suburban and

[Bob Kevoian]

sometimes even when it beeped, you didn't pay any attention.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. But I forgot that I also had another car at the same time.

[Christy Lee]

It didn't have the beep.

[Tom Griswold]

And I forgot about that. I'd like to. I'd like to apologize for that. That grocery cart that I hit it about 15 miles because I just got so used to it. Oh, I'll be fine. And no beep then. Okay. Yeah. But I do. I do love those cameras.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They make. They make life so much easier. But back in the day, they weren't there. Christy Lee, do you have a letter over there?

[Christy Lee]

I don't have any letters today.

[Bob Kevoian]

No letters from you?

[Child]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just be on somebody list. Dear Bob and Tom Show. Hello, favorite morning people. And Tom Witty. So for the last week, we've all been dealing and listening with Tom going on and on about how much he dislikes the World Cup. But now, for some reason, as this is want, he's rooting for Norway because they were rowing on an escalator. Now, once again, somebody explain this.

[Tom Griswold]

You found that there's a great. A great video. They're sitting on an escalator that's moving and they're pretending they're rowing. I assume they're emulating a Viking ship.

[Bob Kevoian]

And not only that, the rowing and the escalator. It looks like they're making the escalator move by their row.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so funny. And they also. They're doing it. They're doing it in the stands and instead of the wave.

[Bob Kevoian]

He likes this.

[Tom Griswold]

This is cool. Oh, there are. There are ancillary aspects of the World cup that are a lot of fun. I just think watching soccer is boring. You can watch. What is it? The Australians and the Americans play today in Seattle, I think. What is it, 3 o' clock Eastern?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is from Renee. Pronounced Renee, not Reny. I would never think of that. So now, evidently, this Norway thing is fun. Josh, you and I, let's melt down together. This says, for the love of God, all in caps.

[Ace Cosby]

Renee.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I live in Ohio. As a kid back in the 60s, I got a ticket for riding double without a license. I had to go to what they called bicycle court.

[Ace Cosby]

Come on with that.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to write an essay tonight on bicycle corps and pay a fine. By the way, I could never run for bad boys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bad boys? What? You gotta do bicycle corps.

[Tom Griswold]

I can never run for political office because of my criminal record. No, I'm serious. I really did have to have. You had to have a bicycle license in Shaker Heights Ohio. You had to have a bicycle license to drive. What about Missouri, Wild West?

[Ace Cosby]

Not that I ever knew of.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever ride a bike to school? Did you live close enough?

[Ace Cosby]

No, didn't live close enough.

[Christy Lee]

But we rode bikes. I mean, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Rode bikes for 12 hours a day.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Did you have to have one just to ride a bike?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you had to have it just to ride.

[Tom Griswold]

Just to ride to school.

[Ace Cosby]

It was some money grab, that county.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I think now that you're talking about this, I think not only did we have licenses, but you had to have a permit so you could park your bike at school.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would allow you.

[Ace Cosby]

We had to have that for our cars, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the cars too.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, but that was.

[Tom Griswold]

Those for the days. Riding your bike to school is awesome. Of course you'd have a lock.

[Child]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is an early test of memory.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course. My favorite. I had the best lock ever. The best combination.

[Tom Griswold]

My brother, my brothers had the lock, passed it down to the generations. It was 8, 18, 28. Which of course, now is the password I use for every everything.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow, that's pretty good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

I cherish that lock. Now you can buy them and program them yourself.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you still have the original? That 8, 18, 28?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't. I don't know where it went. It was a master lock.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you want. You had it one time.

[Ace Cosby]

Primary lock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Speaking of which, we can go home now. Nothing's going to get funnier.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice real estate joke. Thank you. We have a. Another cool real estate story coming up in the news today that involves a haunting. Oh, well, maybe it starts. Starts with human remains.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a good way to. If you want to be haunted, that's

[Bob Kevoian]

a good way to just have them laying around.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're a home inspector, I don't know how often you. Often you encounter that you bring in the cadaver.

[Christy Lee]

Not very.

[Tom Griswold]

Bring in the cadaver dogs. I want to check the cross. I want to check the crawl space. Coming up in sports, we do have

[Bob Kevoian]

information about World Cup New York Knicks championship parade. Let's see. Ranch dressing in the World Cup 11 game in the WNBA last night, a couple of world records. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Right now I want to talk

[Bob Kevoian]

to you about your money and testicles

[Tom Griswold]

and talk to you about your house. How's your house doing? Oh, that's nice. Maybe your neighbor just sold their house and you noticed. How'd they get so much money for that place? It's unbelievable. That place is a dump. My house is Much nicer. But do you have to sell it?

[Bob Kevoian]

That place is a dump. You know what I'm saying?

[Tom Griswold]

Your neighbor sells their house and they get a lot of money for it. You go, that's impossible. What's happening is housing prices gone way up and you may be sitting on a pretty valuable property at least, certainly worth more than it was when you bought it. That's the idea of American Financing. The idea being you can take advantage of, of the fact that you've got more equity in your house than you thought and you don't have to sell it to take advantage of that. The idea is to do a refi and grab some of that cash and use it for whatever you want. That would include paying off some high credit card debt, et cetera, et cetera. It's your money, do what you want with it. Now how does it work? Well, you talk to the folks at American Financing and in about 10 minutes they can figure out if this is going to work for you. Obviously it doesn't work for everybody. Depends on your house, depends how long you've owned it, depends on the marketplace, et cetera, et cetera. But on average a 10 year old house has doubled in value. Right now the folks at American Financing are telling me their average client is saving about 800 bucks a month on that mortgage payment. So check out the details. Just give them a visit. No upfront fees, no pressure. They have a salary based mortgage consultant so they're not going to pressure into anything. But just talk to them, see if this might work for you. Give American Financing a phone call 866-88826 11 or, or it's a lot easier to remember this. AmericanFinancing.net and do me a favor, put Bob and Tom, that'll help us. That'll help them. AmericanFinancing.net BobandTom Once again it's American Financing.net NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the 5 started 6.327% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit AmericanFinancing.net Bobandtom Average savings based on borrowers who save over $200 hey, thanks

[Pat Godwin]

for got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com hey there.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Paula Pan. I help people make the smartest money decisions possible. If you don't control your money, it controls you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not in control of your finances. And you have to look outside of yourself to live the life that you want. You're not in control of your life.

[Narrator/Commercial Announcer]

Like, what is it that you actually want?

[Tom Griswold]

Money should follow the dreams and goals because sometimes we make the dream and goal the money.

[Narrator/Commercial Announcer]

And you've overworked yourself and you've exceeded

[Tom Griswold]

what you've needed for the actual, actual thing you want. Sometimes we forget, like, what's the actual thing you want?

[Christy Lee]

Afford anything. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Child]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Child]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a special letter here. A little bit of an alert.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I had not heard of the bug salt gun, the Bug Assault, they call it, which is a sort of a toy gun that shoots salt and apparently very handy for going out in the porch and picking off flies and. But I've received two interesting things. First of all, Tom, you'll want to know this rights Ryan from Booneville, Missouri. There is a laser beam site available for the bug salt gun. It's an adjustable laser for the fly gun salt shooter. Now, they also have. Someone is also. Greg in Kalamazoo has sent me a photograph of the Bug Assault 250th Anniversary Liberty Edition. It's a red, white and blue sort of large pistol. Once again, these shoot table salt. And he goes, you might want to wait because I said I wanted to get one this week. And you might want to wait for the anniversary edition. Apparently, it's just coming out, so we'll have to get one in here, give it a shot out on the porch. But it looks like a lot of fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do fishermen use these? Is that where you were familiar with it?

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, I saw it at a Bass Pro.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. But I. Yeah, you've never used.

[Ace Cosby]

I've never used one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a lot of fans out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Seems like a natural.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how I went through life without hearing about this.

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

This will be of interest to you, Tom. This is from Richard in Lexington, Kentucky. The former Dixie cup plant there has their water tower in the shape of a big Dixie cup.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

So it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that's worth the drive.

[Christy Lee]

Well, to check it out, the Dixie cup water tower. I don't know if you can see this. It's the. There you go. Jason has It.

[Bob Kevoian]

There it is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That sure does look like a Dixie Cup.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean? It's an identity.

[Ace Cosby]

Like it's way more real looking than I would have thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's wider at the top than at the bottom.

[Bob Kevoian]

What would please you? That looks exactly like. That's what I said.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about Dixie cups and the built into the wall Dixie cup holder and the sleeve. That's something.

[Ace Cosby]

That's the problem. It's just a cup. It's not that part that Tom really wants to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

But every time we talk about Dixie Cups, he doesn't think anyone knows what it is, so he has to go through. Now it's a container that. A sleeve on the wa.

[Tom Griswold]

The factory closed, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think they got moved to a different place.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't hear the factory closed part. I just thought the water tower part.

[Christy Lee]

The water tower. You can't, because the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this some kind of damn NAFTA thing we're in the middle of now? Is that what happened? Good Lord. What have we done now?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's just push forward here. What have you got going on on the sporting scene?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, this is actually. What. What day is this for the World Cup? Was anybody like to.

[Christy Lee]

It's been a week, right?

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

It started a week ago yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Seems like Friday seems longer than a week though, doesn't it? Doesn't seem longer than a week.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, tonight, USA played last Friday evening, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So they're going to play again Friday. This afternoon. Let's see. Chechya and South Africa in the World Cup 11 tie. Oh, that was in Atlanta, Switzerland over Bosnia and Herzegovina.

[Tom Griswold]

The Twin Cities.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. At Sofi, Switzerland. Four to one Canada and the most Canadian name ever. Well, that's not true. Like, isn't it? Starts with an MC like Campbell and Canadian names.

[Ace Cosby]

There are a ton of mix.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, McCampbell's and Jonathan David of Canada scored three goals. That's your hat trick, Tom. And they won. Canada won their first World cup match all but securing a spot in the knockout round. That's when they play soccer and go to the middle of the field and actually have to box. Oh, wow. 6 Nothing over Qatar or Qatar. And that one took place at British Columbia last night. And Mexico won nothing over the Korea Republic and in Guadalajara. In Mexico. That was just a. An all out party.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's your South Koreans.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

North Korean.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if the North Koreans

[Ace Cosby]

are May not be invited.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, you know, I have to qualify, so. Maybe they didn't qualify. I'm sure they have a team.

[Tom Griswold]

You think so?

[Christy Lee]

Who wants to go play?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's.

[Ace Cosby]

It's hard to get that many starving people to play soccer.

[Tom Griswold]

Run out of energy.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you're really tired when there's no fuel.

[Tom Griswold]

So is the hat trick.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's three. Three goals.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, I know. I remember we looked up the origin of it and it was a cricket thing. It was three wickets, apparently, something like that. But I mean, I don't remember that. You hear it most certainly in hockey, wouldn't you say?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, sure, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Soccer.

[Ace Cosby]

Soccer and hockey for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Is there such a thing in baseball?

[Ace Cosby]

No, you can, you can bat the cycle.

[Bob Kevoian]

You hit for the cycle.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I've wanted to hit things when I've been on my cycle, that's for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. Nice tag.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, some stage you need a license.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

So there were no hats involved. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. And the TSA is reminding World cup fans about their restrictions on taking ranch dressing onto planes.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, they're trying to take it home now.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do we know about these situations? There must be a problem. Too many people trying to get ranch dressing out of the country. The TSA says in a posting, if you're visiting for a very large sporting event and you happen to discover for the first time in your life, ranch dressing, please pack it in your checked bag on the way home. And oh, by the way, the TSA added, if you're traveling within the United States, make sure to keep your carry on sauces to 3.4 ounces or less. And place any large containers of ranch dressing in your checked bag. And finally, the TSA had this warning. Please avoid chugging ranch dressing outside security.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I'm not throwing it away. That's what they're saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

This stuff is too good. I ain't throwing it away.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies, you can always smuggle it in your hidden Valley if you consider that.

[Ace Cosby]

Gals.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you thought about that?

[Tom Griswold]

This just in. This is an Instagram from Kraft, not Hidden Valley. They are introducing Kraft TSA compliant Ranch A travel friendly way to bring the taste of America home. And it looks like a little suitcase with little tiny TSA approved sized things of ranch dressing.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody was on that quickly, weren't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. But it. Now this, this says coming soon.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Great for tourists. And then it says, home of the free and Brave and ranch dressing. So look for a TSA compliant ranch dressing kit. Coming soon. So I gather ranch is not a thing over in Europe.

[Bob Kevoian]

It must not be.

[Tom Griswold]

And it doesn't have to be refrigerated, obviously, until you open it. Is that how it works?

[Bob Kevoian]

If you have one of those packets. Yeah, yeah. Mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise, ranch dressing, and a little packet. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the one? Oh, no.

[Ace Cosby]

Even a ranch bottle?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'll be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You can leave it out on the counter.

[Ace Cosby]

That's typically how they're sold. No, just shelf.

[Bob Kevoian]

But they're sealed, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Once they're open, I think you have to refrigerate.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once you get it home and open, you got to leave it on.

[Tom Griswold]

Now leave it. If you buy the ranch in the powder packets.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. You mix it yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you have to ask?

[Bob Kevoian]

Add. We have to have gooey stuff. Hey, Christy. Have to have ADD Mayonnaise.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

It's nice. That ranch is. Ranch is getting its day in the sun, if you will. But as are they.

[Christy Lee]

You could take the ranch dressing. Comes in those little cup things, like guacamole does like, individual servings.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, ram.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they could. You could take those on a plane.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. But obviously the. I think that the TSA is having some fun with this, particularly when they ended it with don't chug it outside security. But have you ever.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't think the TSA has fun with anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever been on a plane and somebody has opened up a specially aromatic dinner?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like the chicken teriyaki from Subway, which is amazing.

[Ace Cosby]

That's. That's on a lot of planes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that seems to be in a lot of planes. Yeah. And it just fills the cabin.

[Ace Cosby]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

But the ranch dressing is okay. It's not like you're transporting C4. It's just the size, the quantity.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't have more than a number of shampoos.

[Bob Kevoian]

And your ranch dressing, though, explodes with flavor.

[Ace Cosby]

It certainly does.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. They're not gonna have ranch dressing sniffing dogs that they've trained before.

[Bob Kevoian]

They invented ranch dressing. And you and I were both kids when ranch dressing started. Did you. Were you a Thousand island guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I was always in it. I was always a wishbone Italian.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding. Oil and vinegar from more or less

[Tom Griswold]

Wishbone Italian makes a nice, nice marinade. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Said the M word in front of you.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I was daydreaming.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't worry about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was mentioning marinade. What's coming up? What's coming up in the world of sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

Daydreaming. And I'm thinking of you. It's all about New York. We got the parade. We got an incident at Yankee Stadium last night and some other stuff. I'll dig up a couple of world records. One of the best nicknames in baseball, actually for me, I think a new one. No, he's been playing for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll look forward to do with him. The incident, Yankee Stadium.

[Tom Griswold]

Also Robin Hood in the news, of all things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen him in makeup?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I can't wait to see that movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Hugh Jackman.

[Christy Lee]

Does that come out this week?

[Bob Kevoian]

His makeup is devastating. Sounds amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is it out today? Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

You and I think is this is Toy Story weekend, right? Toy Story 5.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting great reviews.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, can't wait for that.

[Tom Griswold]

But to check it out this weekend,

[Ace Cosby]

they all die, apparently.

[Jess Hooker]

Kill the franchise.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Woody tore his arm.

[Tom Griswold]

We also have a weird story involving buzz with it. Comedian Carlos Mencia, I believe is currently, as they say, in stir. Yeah, is that still a term?

[Christy Lee]

Unless somebody posted his bail overnight.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, why don't you come over here, make me laugh and then. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

The latest trend, allegedly is something called ball busting. And it's not friendly banter between folks on the Sopranos. We'll find out what ball busting is when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel

[Tom Griswold]

called BMW.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, there's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm somewhat confused. I. I don't. As you know, I don't particularly like watching songs soccer even though I've watched my kids play it for years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's different though.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I have a technical question. At the level of the World cup, do they have a mercy rule, like if it's six nothing, they just fold the game up and kids go home? No, they don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Just asking. I think it's a fair question. No. Okay, let's move on.

[Christy Lee]

We had one game that was 6, 0.

[Bob Kevoian]

Canada. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's huge.

[Ace Cosby]

What a.

[Tom Griswold]

What, what entertainment. That's a lot. We are returning to the sports page with Chick McGee. What's happening?

[Bob Kevoian]

The New York Knicks celebrated their first NBA championship since they. A whole century ago, 53 years, with a ticker tape parade through Manhattan's canyon of heroes. Thousands of fans dressed in Knicks gear. Finals MVP Jalen Brunson hoisted the trophy toward the crowd so they could touch it. Teammates rode floats through the streets and drunk and disorderly seem to be invented for the day. People climbing on light standards and street signs and. But I was wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I took the over on debt. I thought there'd be at least three. All we had were some gunshots in Times Square.

[Christy Lee]

That's good news.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's very. That's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

You see the one player that tried to go shake hands with the crowd and the cops tried to arrest him?

[Bob Kevoian]

He was an actual player. Yes. Last night, a Chicago White Sox, actually. Wherever Jimmy Pardo is right now, he's very excited. White Sox have a pretty good team this year. White Sox beat the Yankees last night 5 to 1 at the Stadium in New York. However, New York Yankees Jazz Chisholm J A Z Z.

[Tom Griswold]

Jazz Chisholm, or as they call them, Jazz Jism, how's up?

[Ace Cosby]

Or Jizz Jism. Might as well go with both.

[Bob Kevoian]

His name is Hasrado. J A S R A D O Prince, aramis Arrington Chisholm Jr It's a great name. He goes by Jazz and he's from Nassau, the Bahamas. He had a foul tip and it went off his left testicle last night in the batter's box. And it looked and sounded a little something like this, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, he's down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hang on. Just Chisen. He felt that one.

[Ace Cosby]

So it hits the ground and bounces back up his foot.

[Pat Godwin]

Last night.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know where he found this one off and I don't really want to know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think it was the foot.

[Jeff Oskay]

Good.

[Ace Cosby]

Look at this curveball right here.

[Tom Griswold]

See?

[Bob Kevoian]

Jazz hits, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, we're watching it. It hits him right in the nuts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Singing at a high pitch in the shower.

[Jeff Oskay]

Socks, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

He looks like he's really in pain. You'll get a camera shot here of, I believe, Aaron Judge laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

And so many they're laughing away that don't wear one. Is that a new trend? There are more guys that don't wear one than you would.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're talking about cops.

[Tom Griswold]

Some guys are just uncomfortable wearing one. Oh, yeah, that hurts, man. Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they also mentioned during. I think that was Michael K. The Play by play. Guy of the Yankees, I think they were talking about the. You start. The first thing you do is you start to sweat.

[Pat Godwin]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we've talked about that many times. Ralph Harris said the. The room gets humid when you get hit in the balls and. Yeah, that's certainly the case.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

When's the last time that happened to you? Can you remember? I can't remember. I'm sure I've got.

[Christy Lee]

Could something like that rupture his testicle?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that was always when you were a kid that you'd always. You'd always say rupture.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the jocks would always whack in the nuts and go, rupture. They thought it was hilarious.

[Bob Kevoian]

They'd go over the safety patrol nerves.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, good. The main guy. That. That to me has been long dead, so I'm feeling pretty good about.

[Ace Cosby]

About it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he got his.

[Ace Cosby]

There are a couple. There's a catcher, Yadir Molina, who needed surgery after something like that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that. Is that the one where the cup actually.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Broke.

[Tom Griswold]

Broke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Broken half.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I think we need cast iron technology to return. Iron Age.

[Christy Lee]

Be a little hard to run the one I.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be worth it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got hit that I can remember in high school kickoff team during practice with his helmet dove into me.

[Child]

But.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And also the ladies. You get it. You get hit down there.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's just.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It doesn't feel great, but it's no big deal, right? You're all. You're all insulated.

[Tom Griswold]

And we've talked about this a hundred times, but I mean, bicycles.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Never understood why the. The boy's bike still had the bar coming across.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think Josh will back me up on this. I think getting hit in the testicles is much worse than childbirth. Don't you think, Josh?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. I mean, studies have shown that childbirth is mostly in our heads. Exagger. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just like a hangnail, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Child]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

One, two, three.

[Ace Cosby]

Because the body, the female body actually forgets the pain of childbirth. So it'll procreate again.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Ace Cosby]

That just tells you how light it.

[Jess Hooker]

The joy to pain ratio.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the. How does that work exactly? No, no, no, no, no. I mean, I've witnessed this several times. I've witnessed this several times. And there is that phase right after birth where the woman says, you're never going to touch me again. I don't want you in the same room unless you're changing the baby. But then it comes back around.

[Ace Cosby]

It really Is biological thing. The body, the female body knows how to forget the pain of childbirth. It's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the same principle that Christmas revolves on.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. By the time you get to the next Christmas, you forget how awful the last Christmas was.

[Tom Griswold]

This could be applied. This could be applied to almost anything now that I think about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like when you say, well, I can keep having all the. These alcoholic beverages, I'm going to feel fine tomorrow morning. And then you wake up and go, I'll never drink again.

[Jess Hooker]

Again.

[Tom Griswold]

We've all been there.

[Christy Lee]

So true.

[Tom Griswold]

You look at your urine and it's shimmering.

[Bob Kevoian]

You realize you never had that.

[Tom Griswold]

You slept next to a toilet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Calling the dinosaurs. Yes. History was made this week on the Fraser river in British Columbia. Canada's sturgeon slayers. Self proclaimed sturgeon slayers, dinosaur hunters announced a new fishing record for the largest white sturgeon ever caught and measured. Measured. Oh, a prehistoric fish. And man, it looked prehistoric. Released back into the waters after it was measured and it. 11ft 8.2 inches.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean they seem like man eaters, don't they?

[Bob Kevoian]

55 inches around.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Almost. Yeah. Four and a half feet around until now. The largest of this sturgeon subspecies ever caught and measured. This is the absolute record. I think we have a picture of the boys there.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like. It looks like there. There are seven guys standing next to a boat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's a fish.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it really is like a canoe size.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a. That's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

How do you catch that? What kind of lure do you use for that?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know. And one of them said, well, we got her on a dough ball.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What we had with a 10 pound test. And you gotta know what you're doing. Here's Chase Puffs, dipped it in some peanut butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Are those guys professional fishermen? They're all wearing.

[Christy Lee]

They're wearing waiters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sturgeon slayers is a thing. This is seriously.

[Tom Griswold]

How did they. How do they catch those? Is that a net they net?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think they net it.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

I think they do kind of get in the water and grab them at some point. At some point. I mean especially at that point. You're not. There's nothing you can do but get those seven guys in there and their waiters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where's Canada? It's the Fraser river in British Columbia. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Beautiful country. Look, look at the back of them.

[Ace Cosby]

Nice boat behind him.

[Tom Griswold]

There is a nice boat behind him.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think they're in Canada because they are. Avoided the draft.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, that's like a trawler behind them. Like, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I was asking. I was wondering if they had a big. Although I do see if. Well, I don't know if that's a fishing rod or an antenna back.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm guessing that broke.

[Ace Cosby]

That's absolutely an antenna.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's a giant fish. That's cool. Fresh water. Do they have teeth?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know what they're like, though. I'm going to look that up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't I know Gars have teeth. Those are hideous creatures.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Your walleye have teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of those really big fish in the Great Lakes. I know one of them species doesn't have any teeth, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, does that just happen?

[Ace Cosby]

That's what a surgeon sounds like. Actual audio.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like fish.

[Josh Arnold]

Stinky.

[Ace Cosby]

Sturgeons don't have teeth as adults. They just suck up the food.

[Tom Griswold]

Food. Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why, David, they made a cartoon with a surgeon who's a surgeon. Why hasn't that happened?

[Ace Cosby]

I'd like that.

[Tom Griswold]

What would they use to do their surgery?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he did do like a. Like a. He did like a surgeon for like a virgin. What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And by the way, we got. We got a nice letter. Someone yesterday had gone to see the Weird Al. Weird Al's on a tour with a big band. It's great show. Highly recommend.

[Jess Hooker]

My son's favorite if you get a chance.

[Tom Griswold]

Go see.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm going to.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have. Oh, wait a minute. We have a. Coming up in sports world records from,

[Bob Kevoian]

let's see, Germany and Australia because we're. We're celebrating the World cup for another four weeks by my count.

[Tom Griswold]

And you mentioned Christmas a few minutes ago. We do have a Grinch story coming up also.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We have an unusual story about lost luggage in the news.

[Christy Lee]

I've got a lot of questions about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, me too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I. It involves prosthetics. I don't want to give away too much. It involves lost limbs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Artificial limbs. I should point that out also. Do you like eating bugs?

[Ace Cosby]

Not really.

[Tom Griswold]

A survey says some people do ball busting in the news and Olivia Rodrigo has a lot. Excuse me. Olivia Rodrigo has an interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like Rodriguez. Makes her sound accessible.

[Ace Cosby]

It is the female. It is the. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In fact, from now on, it's Olivia Rodriguez.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, and we forgot to play this, people. I know. USA and Australia, three o' clock eastern daylight today. Tonight, Scotland and Morocco, USA playing in Seattle. Scotland and Morocco. Taco in Boston. That's Gillette Stadium. But FIFA says. Don't say Gillette. Yeah, that's true. Yep. Brazil and Haiti tonight from Philadelphia because

[Christy Lee]

they're not a sponsor.

[Bob Kevoian]

At 20, 30 hours. I think that's like about quarter seven, 15. Yeah. About quarter to five.

[Ace Cosby]

405.

[Bob Kevoian]

Turkey and Paraguay tonight at 11 from San Francisco.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Christy, don't think too much. I want you to answer very quickly. Your favorite of the Three Stooges. Go mo.

[Ace Cosby]

That is one of them.

[Christy Lee]

Is that one of them? Did he have that dark hair?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's in crossword puzzles quite often.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Oh, yeah. And Moe is in the news today.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a Mo Howard News. Oh, it's very exciting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Comedy genius.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I love the Stooges. I mean, you don't. And I also, by the way, I will give a thumbs up to the Three Stooges. Movie. Movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think hitting someone in the hammer is a suitable punchline. That's all.

[Christy Lee]

That's all.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just me again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Marks Brothers.

[Tom Griswold]

The episode where Curly is lip syncing is as funny as anything I've ever seen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be getting to some Mo Howard news. Plus, we're covering all the bases. Olivia Rodriguez, as we're going to call her now.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

We have an incredibly stupid world record and we actually have genuine Robin Hood news, which is coincidental to the release of the Robin Hood movie with friend of the show, Hugh Jackman, one of our favorite people.

[Ace Cosby]

And by the way, to come back a second time before.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now you're in trouble. Robin Hood's coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and then, by the way, I got a really nice letter that I don't have in front of me about song. Song Blue. Hugh Jackman came in here talking about that, and that is now streaming floating around the ether. Streaming. Streaming somewhere. Thanks for joining us for coming right back. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold majestically striding in our broadcast facility full of piss and vinegar. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. How are you?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Good, good. I'm doing great over here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting some stuff organized. Looking forward to hearing what's latest. Latest Looking good. What's happening in sports over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Feeling good, Billy Ray. Well, we've got one of these, I think. Or is that. Is the duck.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ready?

[Bob Kevoian]

Can we go up with the duck? Okay. El Krako. I don't know what. I don't know who this duck is or where he is, but his. It's named Donnie the Duck. He's in Providence, Rhode island, and he's walking with the Scottish. He has a Scottish flag on the back of his. There he is walking along. He's supporting Scotland in the World Cup.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's hilarious.

[Ace Cosby]

He's wearing a little gold medal.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's got a gold medal.

[Josh Arnold]

He.

[Bob Kevoian]

Evidently. This is his thing. He famously led that ma. He's leading a parade of Scotland's tartan army through Providence, waddling right alongside bagpipers and Sherwood.

[Tom Griswold]

And the folks from Scotland famously drank all the beer. Last weekend in Boston, we had that news story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

And are they the ones that went to the park and when they left, they totally cleaned it?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think Scotland cleaned the park and Japanese.

[Tom Griswold]

Japanese cleaned the stadium. That's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

We could learn something from them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no kidding. And then the duck thing, that was in Mexico City, right?

[Ace Cosby]

The marlin, the duck.

[Christy Lee]

There was a different duck. Yeah, right. That wasn't that duck.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, how do you. Hey, Tom, how do you get down from a duck?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I give up.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't get down from a duck. You get down from a goose.

[Ace Cosby]

You want to. You want to knock that off?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? I apologize.

[Tom Griswold]

Merlin the Duck was the. The official World cup cup duck in. In Mexico.

[Bob Kevoian]

And a tiny Mexico jersey. Now, the Scottish flag's nice, but Duck and a Scott. A soccer jersey. That would be good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And again. And then we thought it'd be much funnier if they named him El Quacko instead of Merlin. Merlin's for magic stuff, right?

[Christy Lee]

He's a magical duck. You don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Again. And then, as we pointed out, Merlin. One of those names just automatically associated with wizards. Wizards.

[Christy Lee]

Wizards, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ducks have great credit.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we know a kid named Merlin. Well, he's a man now. He's a father now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let's.

[Ace Cosby]

Hold on a second. Here, chick. You, You, You. You're. It's your contention.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Ace Cosby]

That ducks have great credit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Because they all. They say, let's just put that on my bill.

[Jess Hooker]

And then they pay it off within time, and they do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Put it on my bill.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, on my bill.

[Ace Cosby]

Then that raises their credit score.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

Because they.

[Bob Kevoian]

718. Donnie the Duck's credit score. 718. What do you think of that?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you have a song about credit scores, Pat?

[Jess Hooker]

I could Pull that up with a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I love that song. I could play the background.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, wait a minute. Once again, Pat Godwin, two things. Pat's comedy special, the Dry Bar. Comedy specials floating around the ether out there. You can watch that. Go to the Dry Bar website or download the Dry Bar app and they can get a free preview. Pat, how do they do that?

[Jess Hooker]

They go to either the website or the app, and they put in Pat Godwin, all caps, no spaces, and they get a free month subscription.

[Ace Cosby]

Subs.

[Jess Hooker]

A subscription.

[Tom Griswold]

And then part two of my announcement is your right arm is in a sling. You had shoulder surgery, so you can't play your guitar, but I've noticed you've been noodling on your keyboard over there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I can do the left hand a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Let's just give me a little time. There we. Oh, there we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

My God, that's beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

Little sound check

[Jess Hooker]

now that I'm older Life isn't fair With a midlife bankruptcy I'm late on every payment With a balance due can't pay my doctor, he's gonna sue Gigs have dried up I can't get a loan I've never been so poor Will you still love me? Put no one above me if my credit score was 364, it's right around where it is now. It's around 400.

[Christy Lee]

400 now. Good. You're moving up.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm actually doing okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? I don't. What is. What is that scale? I don't understand. What's a good scale?

[Christy Lee]

900, I think. Doesn't it?

[Jess Hooker]

What is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

850, 859?

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, 7. I would say 708, 830, or whatever the hell it is. Yours. Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

But there's a lot of weird stuff that goes on. There is a good credit score. You would think, keep all of your bills. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I'm pissed because my Uber rating went down. I can't figure out how if you

[Bob Kevoian]

pay off too fast, your credit score

[Christy Lee]

goes low, and if you cancel a card, your credit.

[Ace Cosby]

The one that pisses me off the most is checking your credit score can affect your cred. Credit score.

[Jess Hooker]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. That doesn't make sense.

[Ace Cosby]

That is ridiculous.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

The goal is to just make enough money to where you don't even have to worry about your credit score.

[Bob Kevoian]

Credit score, credit.

[Tom Griswold]

That Elon Musk thing. Yeah, that trillionaire.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean, can't all be trillionaires.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we can. Just ask the mayor of New York City.

[Christy Lee]

We can all be really gotten under yours.

[Child]

What's his name?

[Tom Griswold]

Like Trotsky Mandamus?

[Bob Kevoian]

Stupid world record. Do as I do. Do as I say. A German man assembled 65,000 Lego bricks into the shape of a bratwurst.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course he did.

[Ace Cosby]

This is silly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Officially broken the Guinness World Record for the largest Lego brick sausage. That's a category.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of competition in that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

45 year old Tommy Schmidt assembled the Lego pieces into the shape of giant brass.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, what keeps it from looking like a turd?

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have a picture of this thing?

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, there's a bun. I see.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's turd like. Yeah, it's very phallic.

[Ace Cosby]

But the bun does separate it.

[Bob Kevoian]

From the way he's posing, it looks like the penis is trying to tell him something.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Yeah, sure does.

[Ace Cosby]

He's the penis whisperer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. There's a porno.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boo.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the bun looks like a lemon cut in half.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is. That bun is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it has cheese on top.

[Ace Cosby]

What is it that makes him so punchable?

[Bob Kevoian]

The thumb up.

[Ace Cosby]

I think so too.

[Bob Kevoian]

I dislike that.

[Ace Cosby]

There's something. And the thumb up makes me. No, no, I'm. You're. You're. You're a punchable man.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I think he did the thumb up so he could flex his bicep a little bit.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, the T shirts.

[Bob Kevoian]

T shirt. I don't care for this guy.

[Christy Lee]

The bun does look like a lemon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's a bad mint.

[Ace Cosby]

But there's mustard on it.

[Christy Lee]

Is that mustard or cheese?

[Tom Griswold]

So that's the large. That's considered to be the largest plastic sauce.

[Bob Kevoian]

The massive Lego bratwurst took weeks to design and.

[Ace Cosby]

But that is how the buns look over there. They're almost like baguette. Like tiny baguettes that are.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's not a hot dog. It's a. It. It's a bratwurst. He says it's.

[Child]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

It's based on one produced by the sausage producer D. Thuringer. So.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

That says chick.

[Ace Cosby]

That's your finest.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you pronounce that?

[Bob Kevoian]

The idea for the project came from sausage producer Die.

[Tom Griswold]

The Die Die Thuringer.

[Bob Kevoian]

T H U R I N G E R. But there's one of the two dots over the U.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the. That's the world's. The world's second largest plastic sausage is a strap on. Oh, that's from. That's from Durano Buster.

[Ace Cosby]

Durano Buster Yeah, they.

[Tom Griswold]

They got a big strap on plastic sausage.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's anal Buster.

[Tom Griswold]

Get that right in the buns. By the way, if you not careful. That's gonna. That's gonna hurt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two for Friday

[Pat Godwin]

two record.

[Bob Kevoian]

An Australian man has achieved the Guinness world record for the loudest shout by a man.

[Christy Lee]

How do they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Joseph McGrail bait up and McGrail and paid up are hymenated.

[Jess Hooker]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course I meant hyphenated. The official town crier for Canberry and an Australian city. Quain Bien. Quain.

[Christy Lee]

Bain.

[Bob Kevoian]

Q U E A N Queen. Queen Bain broke the record with a reading of 122.4 decibels.

[Christy Lee]

My goodness.

[Bob Kevoian]

McGrail bait up. Also known as Lord Joseph can shout as loud as a rock concert and match the noise levels of a military jet taking off.

[Christy Lee]

Please.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean that just seems insane.

[Bob Kevoian]

Please tell me we couldn't find it. Please.

[Child]

Well, we. We.

[Tom Griswold]

The version we found. They stupidly have music playing. So you can't. It's not worth even trying to. 122 decibels is. That's loud.

[Jess Hooker]

Go back to the ballplayer. They got hit in the nuts. You'll hear the sound like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Except it's much higher pitch man.

[Ace Cosby]

And there's.

[Tom Griswold]

He's.

[Ace Cosby]

He's in an official town crier.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Here. You hear you.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm glad to hear those are still out.

[Tom Griswold]

There you are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I like.

[Tom Griswold]

You want some douchebag walking down the street waking you up?

[Ace Cosby]

Way better than that.

[Jess Hooker]

That was the news back.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't have to check my phone. I can just hear what this guy has to say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, he's just trying to help.

[Ace Cosby]

Remember, you know what lectors were you guys. Were you familiar with that Lecter.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

So if there was like a big factory and a bunch of people working on the factory floor. There was one guy sitting in a chair with the newspaper and he would just read the news to everybody working on the factory.

[Tom Griswold]

Sort of like what we do.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. So he was just. Yeah, that's a good point. It was before morning talk radio.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that where the word lectern comes from?

[Ace Cosby]

I think they're both related.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. So yeah. He would just sit up there and well, looks like the Red Stockings won. And here's. And people would just be sewing and.

[Tom Griswold]

That is really interesting. What a gig.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dr. That would have been. Yeah. Had you been born earlier. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And it would be like this. I would selectively edit so that.

[Jess Hooker]

Exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that may have been. Hopefully that was punished. Hopefully there Was a lecter's code where you. You weren't allowed to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? You'd have to read everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you can't embellish.

[Tom Griswold]

That would. That would create big problems for most of the contemporary television networks.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, things have changed.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have to.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to read this. I. I refuse to. I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't agree, agree.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great thing. I. I learned something today. Thank you, Joe.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I hope somebody still has a lecter. I like town criers. A lamp lighter.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you. Do you ever go to those? I just drove by one the other day.

[Jess Hooker]

Those.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you call, like Renaissance things or Renaissance fair. They've all got the get up on.

[Ace Cosby]

I've never been to one.

[Christy Lee]

I've driven by one as well, but I've never been to one.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what gives them away? I know. Footwear.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll see a guy all dressed up in Renaissance and then, oh, Air force ones back there. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe we should all go to one.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to one that was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you hear how all excited we are?

[Tom Griswold]

I went to one that was. It was at a restaurant.

[Christy Lee]

A restaurant?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oddly enough, it was at a restaurant on the top of a very tall building. But they had this really cool kind of all the waiters and. And servers and everybody was dressed up in the old. Oh, stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they all talk that way.

[Ace Cosby]

Themed restaurants and stuff like that don't necessarily count as Renaissance fairs. We. We have. You have to get dressed up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm sure you goes with something kingly. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I was just gonna say going to medieval times, does that count as a Renaissance?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's a themed experience.

[Tom Griswold]

This was a charity thing and it was just like a one off.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fun.

[Ace Cosby]

And the theme was.

[Tom Griswold]

And our, our. The waiter we had was amazing. He was. He was an actor and forthwith and all that kind of stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but thank you for pointing out that I would have to be the king. I certainly appreciate that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it would have to be the king.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. So that's the world record. When again, 122 decibels. This guy can shout. That is.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's real loud.

[Ace Cosby]

That's nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be actionable at a workplace.

[Ace Cosby]

We got to get him in here.

[Christy Lee]

Wonder how well he hears, huh? Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Might be shot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, now, coming up, we have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, one more thing, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yesterday at the Athletics Mariners game, as you'll see in the third, Mariners are head 11 to 1. Here's a young Chick McGee having popcorn at the baseball game.

[Tom Griswold]

The little boy just shoving a giant thing of popcorn in his face.

[Ace Cosby]

And he knows how to do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

He sure does. Cheeks man McGee, look at him. Look. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Eating right out of the bag.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, it's as passionate as anything you've ever seen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just stick your face right in.

[Tom Griswold]

The great thing about little boy like that is it just seems so reasonable to him.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, yeah, I mean, it's perfect height.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you know what?

[Tom Griswold]

He's totally logical.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's totally thinking, why isn't everyone doing yes?

[Ace Cosby]

They'll catch on. He says, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. I'm just glad I've got mine.

[Ace Cosby]

That is awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Awesome. And that's great. Now, Christy Lee, what's coming up over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, do you want to keep. We going to take a break early or do you want to. Because this kind of relates to what happened in sports earlier with the guy that got his.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, hid in the testicles.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Apparently ball busting is a thing. The torturous fetish exploding in popularity among men.

[Ace Cosby]

This is so bad for you. I'm not one to judge, but come on, I'm judging.

[Tom Griswold]

This is terrible.

[Christy Lee]

It's also known as ball torture. The fact.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait, wait a minute. Whole ball busting is like teasing people.

[Christy Lee]

But I know this is torture.

[Bob Kevoian]

Actual physical.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

It involves having pain inflicted onto one's testicles, which can involve impact restraint and sensation play.

[Ace Cosby]

I deserve it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what does sensation play? Is this where you take a burn somatic and go, is this hot?

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, candle wax? Probably.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah. It ranked ninth in the top ten kinks listed by Pornographic Site Clips for sale. 2026.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a top ten list that Mr. Letterman fortunately never read.

[Christy Lee]

And while on Reddit, the dedicated ball busting thread sees about 162,000 visitors every week.

[Tom Griswold]

How many of them are just curious about who's stupid enough to do this?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe some boy ball busting sexologist.

[Christy Lee]

Becky, Is it Creepsley? Fox?

[Bob Kevoian]

Creepsley?

[Christy Lee]

C R E P S L E Y. Or Crepsley said, for men who enjoy receiving, there's often a profound element of surrender in it. Offering up the most guarded part of yourself to someone you deeply trust.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm quite vulnerable.

[Christy Lee]

The ultimate act of submission.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of what dogs do. Without the ball crushing, though. What your dog will get in its back. And you know, your dogs don't do this.

[Christy Lee]

They get on their back and want you to rub their belly no, they just.

[Tom Griswold]

They just sort of submit.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, sure. In that case, it's got nothing to

[Christy Lee]

do with Ball bus.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it's. It's. She's saying it's the ultimate act of submission for.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

That is. I've been a bad boy. Crush my nuts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this. This is. This, ironically, is truly nuts. Yes, this is the one. It wasn't you who we. Chick. You were telling me there's something involving stiletto shoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, that famous series on hbo.

[Tom Griswold]

Real Sex.

[Bob Kevoian]

That woman made lots of money doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

But you can't do that more than once, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he. Over and over again. He loved the hell out of it.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't it. Puncture.

[Ace Cosby]

There's got to be some danger involved.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I remember somebody called in Loveline one time and had this. And Dr. Drew was like, you please don't do this. It's so bad for your testing.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, do you suppose that there's a clinical aspect to it? Do you suppose that. Is this done by a woman to a man or a man to a man? I guess.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm gonna guess mostly woman to man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whatever. You.

[Tom Griswold]

So would you. Would you. Would you give her one of those. Those little hammers they used to.

[Ace Cosby]

Like a reflex. Reflex hammer, rather. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you. I don't think I've ever seen. It's only in the movies. You see, the guy takes the hammer, whacks the knee.

[Ace Cosby]

I had it done once.

[Christy Lee]

Done just like.

[Ace Cosby]

And I couldn't believe how my leg kicked.

[Child]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

This is a real thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta call my doctor.

[Jeff Oskay]

He'll do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought it was a Three Stooges.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if he has one now.

[Ace Cosby]

My leg didn't go up to kick the guy in the face, but it definitely jumped.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

So it was part of my physical in my teens.

[Tom Griswold]

So if. If it does. If your leg doesn't do that, then what do they do?

[Christy Lee]

We have a neurological problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Cut off your leg.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. They have to get rid of it, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no. They go. Okay, hold. No.

[Jess Hooker]

No anesthesia.

[Ace Cosby]

Right there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry. No reflex. You can't continue

[Ace Cosby]

reflex.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you suppose one of those goes for? Yeah, how about that? Those little rubber triangles, like little triangle hammers.

[Christy Lee]

I can get you one here tomorrow. Hold on.

[Child]

I don't want one.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just kind of curious.

[Ace Cosby]

I'll Google reflex hammers.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing because they're medical grade. I'm guessing $50.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm going $70.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm going 200.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going 59.95.

[Ace Cosby]

Because they know they can charge that.849.

[Christy Lee]

I can get you. I can get it here today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's 849.

[Christy Lee]

Surgical online tailored tomahawk precision reflex hammer for neurological exam.

[Ace Cosby]

How much?

[Tom Griswold]

$8, $8.49. How about one made if you want to spoil Christmas? I don't want one made out of radioactive china.

[Ace Cosby]

Plastic hammer.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently that's the. The standard. That's the number one.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, why would any person.

[Christy Lee]

The Taylor neurological hammer. Medical instrument. I can get one for 5.99. Here.

[Ace Cosby]

Will you use it on my box? I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hit me in the nuts.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't want the broadside.

[Tom Griswold]

Whenever I get testy, I get hit in the nuts by my girlfriend. But we.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, here's a. Here's one that's. It doesn't have the little rubber. It has a little rubber ball on the end, and it's more like a real hammer, and it's 34.99, but it's still a reflex.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow, that sounds. That's a very nice one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

So you get a hammer for your testicles and for the shaft. That's your ball pee.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder.

[Bob Kevoian]

We need it. I wonder when you order a little carpentry joke there.

[Tom Griswold]

I appreciate it.

[Bob Kevoian]

The reflex Hammer, the 3,000, 490. Does it say. Would you like the. The service. The guarantee extra $5 in case you have something goes wrong with it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can get in rose gold, too. It's really pretty for 54.99.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we're talking. Is that made in the USA?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, Tom. I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, I'm loyal. I'm an American.

[Ace Cosby]

You have to get two. One for the left leg, one for the right leg. You know that.

[Jess Hooker]

And there's one for the stomach, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you put the right leg on the. If you put the right leg hammer on the left leg, it will kick backwards.

[Ace Cosby]

What's the hammer for? The stomach.

[Jess Hooker]

The acid reflex.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never heard of that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Wait a minute. Hang on a second.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm luxurious. I feel luxuriating in the silence. What's the word I'm looking for here, Pat? Sometimes it's. It's not the note you play, it's the dead silence.

[Jess Hooker]

Are we off the air?

[Tom Griswold]

That was a. That was a really nice attempt, though. I think you mean acid reflux, I believe is the source. Source of the joke.

[Ace Cosby]

Wacko.

[Tom Griswold]

I use the term joke somewhat loosely, as we often do on this show. We're going to try to reconvene with better material.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Bucks from Q95.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Child]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love it. Josh had something stuck in his nostrils.

[Child]

Batteries.

[Bob Kevoian]

Batteries up his nostrils.

[Christy Lee]

Battery up your nose.

[Ace Cosby]

My nostrils are too wide to hold two double a batteries.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Child]

Two.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not triple a. Double A. Oh, God, it just falls right out.

[Child]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Hang on a second.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's disgusting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Do we have another.

[Jess Hooker]

Try a 9 volt.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got some C battery batteries.

[Ace Cosby]

I may have to try those.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rip your nostrils, ladies.

[Jeff Oskay]

Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

All those days are gone, my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. They're all recharged.

[Ace Cosby]

They're just sitting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is the dildo industry keeping d battery industry alive?

[Christy Lee]

Not anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're all charged. Yeah, everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything's recharged, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Flashlight. Well, flashlights are recharged.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, it's. It's a. There's been a revolution out there. They're already talking about the iPhone 18. I'm not shallow enough to be reading about it because I'm going to get it the first week it comes out right now.

[Christy Lee]

You are?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I am.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Christy Lee at the news desk. Ms. Hooker is sitting in with us. Good to see you, Jess.

[Child]

Hi, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We have some suggestions for some possible things we'd like you to cook for us.

[Child]

We've got a list working at this point.

[Tom Griswold]

What's on the list?

[Child]

What was. Oh, carrot bacon. Bacon. I have to make the carrot bacon. The vegan.

[Ace Cosby]

Can't wait for that.

[Child]

I also got beef bacon in the refrigerator now to go with it.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Child]

We're gonna do both.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Fun.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I've never tried beef bacon.

[Child]

It's delicious.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought you said.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever tried. There are 50. 50, 50 burger, right?

[Child]

Oh, yeah, 50, 50 burger.

[Ace Cosby]

We do those like 50 lean, 50%.

[Child]

No, we ground up bacon bacon and so you'll do A pound of bacon and a pound of hamburger and your grill will catch on fire.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of fat. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you go. I Bet you are 9010 hamburger, aren't you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no, no, no. 96. Whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

80.

[Ace Cosby]

I hate juiciness.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's such a thing as too much bacon. And I kind of, with respect on this, I prefer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but what she's talking about normal.

[Jess Hooker]

8020.

[Christy Lee]

I'm just talking about lean hamburger. 96. 4 is what I go for.

[Child]

That's what you have to use for these burgers because there's so much fat in the bacon.

[Tom Griswold]

Obviously.

[Child]

Yeah. But I think you guys would like these. These.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I do like a blt, but I like the blt. Now they add the avocado.

[Child]

Oh, of course, the avocado.

[Christy Lee]

That's a California blt.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very. Thank you very much. That's a blast.

[Ace Cosby]

They call that the blt. Do. Gay guy.

[Jess Hooker]

They do.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

I was observing that motion when they say it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What I was observing was. Was Josh trying to figure out a way to incorporate a different pejorative term without.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't. How dare you tell the listener what I was doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I can see you thinking, is there a way to make that word? If I French it up a little bit. And the answer is no.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Blta. It would be a blood.

[Tom Griswold]

Under the right circumstances, nothing beats a blt.

[Child]

Oh, I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

The lettuce has to be cold and crisp.

[Child]

Yes. Only iceberg in that situation on toast, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the tomato. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You gotta get it right.

[Ace Cosby]

What about a butter lettuce?

[Child]

A butter lettuce? I. I don't. That seems not crisp enough, is it? No, it's not. You gotta have a bite with it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you're right. You guys are.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

It is iceberg.

[Child]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is that? A butter Girl.

[Jess Hooker]

Girl.

[Ace Cosby]

A butter face.

[Bob Kevoian]

Butter face. Right face.

[Ace Cosby]

He's attractive.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great body.

[Christy Lee]

Butterfly fan of butter lettuce, though, in my salads.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I've heard that also, as a girl's a Bengal.

[Child]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great. Great uniform, ugly helmet.

[Tom Griswold]

That is really awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not saying I say it. I'm saying I've heard this.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a feeling. Is that. Is there. Is there one of those applicable to every NFL team?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't believe so.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if there is. I'm just aware of the Bengal one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. To be fair, there should be one for everything.

[Child]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now let's dear Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Scott from Cincinnati. I'm listening.

[Ace Cosby]

From Cincinnati.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm listening to you, Tom. Talk about you being a crossing guard. I can't help but think that somehow, somewhere, Tom still has his sash, his badge and flag somewhere at home.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I was on the safety patrol at Mercer Elementary School, Ohio.

[Bob Kevoian]

He feels every time he brings it.

[Tom Griswold]

I do have. I gotta know if I could find it.

[Jess Hooker]

Nerd.

[Tom Griswold]

I have. When you. When you graduate, they give you a miniature. It looked like a cop badge, like a sheriff badge.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was blue in the middle with silver dingus. And they gave me a little mini one which I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Griswold. Time for your three o' clock meeting.

[Child]

Are you appointed?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So you have to be selected, elected.

[Child]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Then I was voted captain of the Safety Patrol along.

[Child]

By your peers?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, along with Paul Klopper.

[Child]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

You know your father gave that teacher a 50.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want to look, he's. I know we know what everyone thinks of Tom, but he feels you were

[Ace Cosby]

Lori Laughlin into that position.

[Bob Kevoian]

Make him. Make him captain of the safety.

[Christy Lee]

He'll be happy to know that Andy was also on the.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Husband.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. But yes. And we had in. In my day, we had these large, like, I don't know, 15, 20 foot long bamboo poles with a flag on the end of them.

[Child]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then in the years that followed, they would. They went to shorter poles and then

[Bob Kevoian]

eventually came on one end, a dick on the other.

[Tom Griswold]

They replaced them with adults. They didn't trust the kids.

[Christy Lee]

Adults with those little handheld stop signs where they walk out there and go like this.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm guessing that they're. May have been an incident somewhere.

[Child]

Maybe.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, you don't have to stop for those people holding those hand. Handheld stop signs. They're not official stop sign.

[Child]

They're not real. You know, official stop signs have.

[Ace Cosby]

You can just speed right through a vin.

[Child]

Mom, they. They do. Real stop signs have a VIN on the bottom.

[Ace Cosby]

I was being stupid.

[Child]

Oh, but that's true. I think of that when I'm in a parking lot because a lot of those signs aren't real. Stop signs in a parking lot.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Ace Cosby]

I'm still abiding by this.

[Child]

I know, I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do those people who do the crossing guard with the stop sign, don't they smack the kids every now and then? Stop running whack.

[Child]

I bet the best do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. But, yeah, but it's kind Of a shame that they've taken that responsibility away from the kids.

[Child]

I was on a team when I was a kid. It was. Or in high school, it was called. It was like the mental health team. It was called Natural Helpers. And you were voted. You were voted by your peers in the event of an emergency, like, if a kid dies, like, we go in and we talk to our peers that are affected by it. Like, if there is something, like, catastrophic that happens, our peers have voted us to be a safe person to talk to through.

[Christy Lee]

So hopefully you were never used.

[Child]

I was used three times my senior year.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

It was.

[Child]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I have an idea. Let's see now. Wow, Score on the horn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, didn't we have a duck dressed up like a Mexican soccer player?

[Tom Griswold]

Anything that might not have.

[Child]

I thought that I. I thought it was a good reflection of my character.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't mean for it to be a bummer. No, no, that's fine.

[Child]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just change the time three times. We got it. We have a great story coming up about a Nigerian guy that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you see me, Tom, as a natural helper? I see you.

[Child]

You're the reason people need natural help.

[Tom Griswold]

I see they walked right in. They calling you.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the problem here?

[Tom Griswold]

You'd be the equivalent of the. Of the. The dummy they use for. To teach artificial resuscitation. Yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

chicky, let's hold it.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything to change the topic. Coming up, we have a guy that's storing too much feces outside his house in Nigeria.

[Bob Kevoian]

How much? How about how much is too much?

[Ace Cosby]

We'll find out.

[Tom Griswold]

My question is, how can you tell? I would.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm guessing ambassador. To what country?

[Ace Cosby]

You measure by depth?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing Lagos, probably. It's an aroma of its own. How can you. Coming up, up, we have Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe he's being fine because there's not enough feces. Hey, you're supposed to have £40.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have Mo Howard in the news. Ms. Hooker, can you name any other three of the Three Stooges?

[Child]

Yeah, Curly and Joe. Joe.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, there was Joe.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a Curly Joe and a Joe Bester there. They don't count.

[Child]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, no, that's. No, they're.

[Child]

They.

[Ace Cosby]

They both made me laugh.

[Child]

But.

[Ace Cosby]

No, but nothing like the original.

[Tom Griswold]

That's like the Filipino guy that's the lead singer for Journey now.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, who's real good?

[Christy Lee]

And Larry, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Larry.

[Pat Godwin]

Curly.

[Tom Griswold]

Larry, Curly and Mo. It's in that order. It's like Crosby. Still some Nash, Larry.

[Christy Lee]

Curly. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Just saying. Oh, that's all gonna happen. When we come back. There'll be some apologies passed around. I'm sure I'll. I'll be giving at least two of them. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel

[Bob Kevoian]

Roof. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi. There's Pat Godwintelo. There's Jess Hooker.

[Child]

I have another story from high school later.

[Bob Kevoian]

Excellent. There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, was there an explosion?

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. What is it? A kill? An explosion.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, took her out in the animal house.

[Jess Hooker]

I took out of class.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fawn.

[Ace Cosby]

That was Fawn.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We were talking about school days and the fact that.

[Ace Cosby]

Not the Spike Lee joint.

[Tom Griswold]

I was.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? I'm speaking of this. Should I read my list again of people I'm looking for for the 50th anniversary of my high school reunion?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Did you find anybody?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not yet, but I really haven't looked.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the thing.

[Child]

Are you looking for good or for bad?

[Bob Kevoian]

For good. We just haven't seen.

[Jess Hooker]

You found one guy who was right in town?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, yeah. Evidently they're looking for one guy and he's famous.

[Christy Lee]

He's got all over town.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's an. He's an optometrist mogul. He's got a chance.

[Ace Cosby]

Chain of plain sight.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway, I thought it would be funny. I got this email. You ever do something, say yes to something when you're in a great mood and then that passes and you think,

[Ace Cosby]

why did I say that's 80% of my life?

[Child]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a category everybody can fill up.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I got an email from Carol and she says, can you help us? Would anybody be willing to help looking for or our.

[Jess Hooker]

Do her voice.

[Tom Griswold]

So you got members of your class in high school are missing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got put in charge of Charles Baseman and John Khan.

[Child]

You just have to find those two.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those two? That's all I'm in charge of. But they're Janet and Mary and Dave and Terry and Vicki and Mike also have to come up with these other two people.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, did you find the two you're supposed to find?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but we're going to find. But in my Defense. I have not looked.

[Child]

Okay, so it's amazing how little can

[Ace Cosby]

be done when you apply. No effort.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I've got till September, so I'm golden

[Christy Lee]

to make plans.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tell her to shut up so I don't have to.

[Ace Cosby]

I say you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

The way to make it fun. The way to make it fun is you go backwards. You start assuming they're dead. Oh, so start with obituaries.

[Christy Lee]

I did look in obituaries, she announced

[Bob Kevoian]

that one guy was dead who wasn't. Charles Baseman.

[Ace Cosby]

Tom, can we up the Andy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but it was Tom that I was looking forward.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't just assume they're dead. Assume they were murdered.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, and we had to bring in an urban helper to their family.

[Tom Griswold]

Or you could just. You could lie, say that they're currently incarcerated.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, they could be.

[Child]

That's what I was thinking. They could go to jail. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Janet Newart, I like her. She was. She had a very to say about the show. Am I telling a story? Yes, I. I've got headphones. I hear my voice.

[Tom Griswold]

You're about to slander someone.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm not.

[Ace Cosby]

What's it, Janet Newhart say?

[Jess Hooker]

She's nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's. She works in healthcare and some of her patients really love our show. And we really. No, she said. I never understood it until that's what she told me. And I was very nice.

[Ace Cosby]

That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not going to put a tag on this then somehow.

[Narrator/Commercial Announcer]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm not. Okay. Anyway, I'm looking for Charles Baseman and John Khan.

[Tom Griswold]

They're in Ohio somewhere. In theory.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like first baseman.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question that's helpful as a civilian. Is there a place I can access a list of everyone who is currently incarcerated in this country?

[Child]

Oh, wow.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, so much for my fun little.

[Child]

I bet there's a dating app.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, this is Mr. Slander over here and he's suggesting the people you're looking for are in jail.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they'd be funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Janet's looking for Rocky Garrett and Sherry Johnson.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the thing. Let's just say. Let's just say. Let's just say Osgood Crumbfuffle. The guy you're looking for, Ozzy. Let's just say he isn't incarcerated. What you would do you have pj, our art director. Get a picture of this guy from high school and then put him in one of those red and white striped prison suits. Have a big picture of him as they walk into the reunion.

[Ace Cosby]

He's not in a candy cane factory.

[Bob Kevoian]

He thinks prisons are like in Paddington.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Aren't they doing the pink and that's the big thing.

[Ace Cosby]

Paddington messed up in the laundry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's worse at the.

[Child]

That black and white.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the big joke in that Paddington movie that someone put a red sock.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great movie. Don't you knock that? Isn't there some sheriff in Arizona?

[Christy Lee]

In Arizona, for a short time.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody in the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Read my last night

[Ace Cosby]

eats Woody and chokes to death.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff Carefoot. Now he's the optometer smoker. He has Carefoot Optical. Why they can't find.

[Ace Cosby]

Shouldn't he be a podiatrist?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Becky McBroom. I don't know, but she could be a cartoon. Wish all of these people could contact

[Christy Lee]

you through the show.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's exactly right. And I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you only had to find two.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Who are the two on your list?

[Bob Kevoian]

Charles Basman. John Khan. But I thought I'd help.

[Jess Hooker]

John Khan.

[Child]

Khan. How. How's that spelled?

[Bob Kevoian]

C O, N, N, like the musical.

[Child]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Melvin Cordle and Mike Fry.

[Tom Griswold]

Have. Has it occurred to you maybe they don't want to be found.

[Child]

I know. Maybe they don't want their names out there.

[Ace Cosby]

Does it occur to you they don't want to be found by you?

[Child]

Yeah, that's definitely true.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know who's on the phone?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have a nickname in high school?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not till very junior. Senior year.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll count. Two years of high school out of four. What was your nickname?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what my name was.

[Child]

No, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Deluxe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why do you want to do that?

[Jess Hooker]

He just wanted you to say it.

[Tom Griswold]

I love. I love Chuck's Deluxe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something I'll hot off the press you'd like to share with us.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

You started this.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Chuck's Deluxe is kind of a cool name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Melvin Cordle, Mike Fry, James Miner, Frank Penwell and I don't think Frank Penwell taught me how to use a hammer. I think that was Dennis Long. My fault.

[Tom Griswold]

Good story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chris Perry. Brenda Sorrel.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Jim Stahl and Fruity Young.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Child]

Fruity Young.

[Jeff Oskay]

Frida.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you're making me have to rush, so I'm mispronouncing.

[Ace Cosby]

You don't hear them. You don't hear a lot of Fridas anymore.

[Child]

I like Frida.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Dream to Pain.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's one.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm just saying if I. If I were to go Band of Gold. If I were to go to a

[Tom Griswold]

Free to Be Dead by the way.

[Child]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh boy. Remember that song, all that's left is a band of gold.

[Child]

I love that song.

[Ace Cosby]

Chick. Are you looking forward to the whole thing? No.

[Christy Lee]

Are you gonna go?

[Tom Griswold]

You'll bail, you'll bail.

[Ace Cosby]

No, he's going, he's going.

[Tom Griswold]

He's committed.

[Child]

One follow through a year is this. Yeah, yeah. Oh, sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to. Keep it up. Keep it up. Motor mouth.

[Ace Cosby]

With friends like these, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's what that is.

[Tom Griswold]

I have an idea. I have an. Why don't we have. Why don't we have Nuker create a dish called the. Called the Chuck's Deluxe and you could bring a tray of them to the reunion.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Asked and answered.

[Tom Griswold]

And what you do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sometimes it's nug. Sometimes the answer is no.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder what you do is. What you do is you load them with LSD and you dose the whole place.

[Christy Lee]

What's wrong with you?

[Child]

Then you go to jail.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's kind of a throwback.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then I'll. I'll find he's all my. All my classmate.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're going to find whatever his name was. Osgood Fingleberry in prison with you.

[Child]

But of that list, do you know who you would think would be incarcerated?

[Christy Lee]

Don't say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that guy's in jail.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it being held at the school?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, the London Country Club.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where actually. Oh my God, I can't remember. I can't believe I didn't remember this till now. Bob Zany and I did a show at the London Country Club where I received a certificate of From Ohio for something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, nice. So it's not restricted?

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, it's wide open.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, never mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think that's right at all. And certainly I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, speaking of comedians, we got a restrictable real quick. We have an interesting comedian update. Some guy who's been in here a couple times is currently in stir. Oh, do you have the story?

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah. You want to do it now?

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Carlos Mena is facing 12 felony charges for failing to report more than $8 million in earnings.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that wrong?

[Ace Cosby]

The 58 that he made $8 million? Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, tell me about it.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, I just. Editor's note, he's. This is strictly California state income tax. This isn't even the Feds yet.

[Christy Lee]

The 58 year old stand up comic arrested on six charges for failure to file personal income tax with the intent to evade taxes and six similar counts for corporate taxes. LA's district attorney said Mr. Mencia owes more than 300,000 in state taxes on income totaling $8.7 million. If he's convicted on all counts, he could get more than 11 years in prison. Along with paying the tax bills and interest, that will almost double the total.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome to the Leavenworth Improv. You know the difference between cats and dogs?

[Christy Lee]

Can he charge a cover so he can help pay for his debt?

[Tom Griswold]

But now the question now is this is strictly California. So one has to wonder, did he file federal with the old IRS? Yeah, it's going to be a lot more than 300 grand on $8 million an inch income.

[Child]

You think it's possible he didn't know? Like his accountant didn't do what he

[Tom Griswold]

was supposed to do? The article I read said they tried to contact him dozens and dozens of times.

[Jess Hooker]

You know, you know, if he gets 10 years, he'll ask the judge to give him the light at nine.

[Christy Lee]

I see that.

[Ace Cosby]

Very good comedian joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Inside comedy, ladies and gentlemen. That's very nice fact. Doesn't make up for the one a few minutes ago. Okay, so, Carlos.

[Child]

Wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll see what happens. Yeah, you said. What did you say?

[Christy Lee]

Did you say bail was $250,000 bail? And he's supposed to appear in court on Monday. So 250,000. Whether they need 25 grand to get him out or 225, that's a lot

[Tom Griswold]

of don't know for a white collar crime. That seems kind of high, don't you think?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, maybe they think he's. He'll flee. He could flee.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Carlos, good luck with that.

[Ace Cosby]

He could flee back to his native country of Greece, if you weren't familiar with that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Poor, poor Ned.

[Ace Cosby]

Apparently there's like no Mexican in him at all. He's like a Greek guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

His real name is Ned.

[Child]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, absolutely.

[Jess Hooker]

He's German or Greek.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is one of the. This is one of the behind the scenes stories that the older we get and we sit here, I'm going to start sharing. Carlos Mencia came in this to be on the show. And I said, tom, what are you doing? And he goes, shut up and laugh at him. And I said, okay. And I was. And that's the first time I was really vocal about we can't have comedians on it, don't have a sense of humor. And here we are.

[Tom Griswold]

Now.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's going to jail, I hope.

[Tom Griswold]

Not necessarily. No, that's exactly what happened.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you're a witness.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we're gonna travel To Nigeria. We're going to travel. Oh, we got Ozzy Osbourne news. We have Pabst Blue Ribbon in the news.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's pbr.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, PBR news. And we. Can we come back with this story about the lady who lost her legs?

[Christy Lee]

Right there. I'm ready. I've been waiting.

[Bob Kevoian]

And who wants more updates about my high school reunion?

[Child]

Me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

If we put any effort into this at all, we could probably find one of these guys before we come back from this break.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stop it. Don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I don't know about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, there are sources that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I have to talk to them.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm. I'm with Chick on this. We. We don't want to find these. I'm doing it comedically. We can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Comedically. I'm. I'm looking, but I really don't want to find anybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know either of these guys?

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. I know them all. Yes, I'm aware of them. I'm aware of them. I don't. We didn't, you know, have sleepovers.

[Jess Hooker]

What, you graduate? 3, 4, 5? 100.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, 100.

[Ace Cosby]

And he weighed way less than that. He did. That's your friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, I'm. I'm. I'm holding back a tire. I have one, but I'm not going to say it.

[Bob Kevoian]

162 in my class because I graduated 81st. Not too showy, not too stupid.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, right there in the m. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And I can imagine the effort you put in. In high school.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, I didn't think. I. I didn't blow off anything.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll bet you didn't. Ever hurt your arm carrying a book home?

[Bob Kevoian]

Busy beaver. That's me. Work, work, work.

[Christy Lee]

Okay,

[Tom Griswold]

that reminds me of. Remind me. That's a. I've got a. Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

What Voice.

[Ace Cosby]

He almost said mind me.

[Tom Griswold]

No, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Turning into Jay Leno.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just remember Mom's Mabley over there.

[Tom Griswold]

I remembered a funny story about Bob that I. I just remember for the first time in ages. God, I should. Oh, I'll. I'll tell it when we come back.

[Christy Lee]

Write it down so you don't forget.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I offered it.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat goddamn Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jess Hooker. Hi, There's Josh Arnold.

[Child]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

You notice something different about Josh, Tom? He's full of absolutely perfectly ripe avocado right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Nailed it, man.

[Ace Cosby]

It was a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you cut it yourself?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chief McGee.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I am a 48 year old man.

[Bob Kevoian]

An avocado. You, you send your avocados out to be cut.

[Child]

You got an avocado.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you cut it yourself, big boy?

[Jess Hooker]

Good, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is so impressive.

[Ace Cosby]

Am I condescending?

[Bob Kevoian]

I know it sounds like everything I interact with.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't be condescending enough. How many times have I told you

[Jess Hooker]

Arms is so strong.

[Child]

Would that be rage baiting, what he just did to you?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I. That maybe some would consider it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, No, I was wondering if he'd had time during the break to prepare an avocado. That's all.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, I've got. I've got it down.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a.

[Christy Lee]

Perfect.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a special tool.

[Ace Cosby]

Not here. I. I brought a tool in and I can't find it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, so I just used a knife.

[Child]

Yeah, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that your tool? Oh, I borrowed it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you trimming with a knife?

[Tom Griswold]

It's gestating in my ass.

[Ace Cosby]

I tell you what. That's. You're. You are very accommodating.

[Child]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a big tool? I'm sorry. Let's see now. We were talking about the fact that comedian Carlos Mencia is apparently in jail in LA for. For not paying income taxes on $8 million in the state income taxes. This. This article indicates they don't know if he's filed with the IRS nationally. One would hope. But his real name. Excuse me. His name at birth was Ned Arnell Holness and your wholeness. Yeah, he was born in Guatemala. He was raised by his uncle.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He was not raised by his parents. He was, I think he was one of. I want to say 18 kids. So he does. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even his parents.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a lot.

[Jess Hooker]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a lot of kids.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not a clown car. That's not a clown car, ma'.

[Jeff Oskay]

Am.

[Ace Cosby]

So 18 kids. He must have some Mexican in him.

[Tom Griswold]

His. I believe his mother may have been of Mexican heritage. I'm not sure. The point is he's in trouble right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would it be like a 10 day suspension? Like a 14? Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's. Let's move forward here. Christy Lee is at the Bobatom news desk. Have we missed anything?

[Christy Lee]

A woman living in Ireland says she was left unable to work after an airline lost the bag containing her prosthetic legs. Sarah Ribeiro, a Brazilian native who was lived in Dublin for the past.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you need your legs when you're traveling?

[Christy Lee]

That's what I thought, Jake. Like, where were her legs?

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what. On the plane. Handy. Yeah, I mean, to have legs. Not to have legs. I mean, you want leg room.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, that is. Well, you know what? And I bet she still took that, that, that exit seat.

[Christy Lee]

See, I'm surprised they.

[Bob Kevoian]

They allow you legless on the plane.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When I first saw the head.

[Ace Cosby]

Would she be considered a carry on?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

We are.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, if there's an emergency, somebody

[Child]

has to sign up to say, I'm gonna take this lady out.

[Ace Cosby]

You have to look.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have to take the step and drag her.

[Ace Cosby]

Isn't there a chance she had other prosthetic legs and was.

[Christy Lee]

Well, let me finish the story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, these are an extra set, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, but we'll. We'll finish the story.

[Christy Lee]

When she arrived, she says she was traveling from Sao Paulo to Dublin when her luggage went missing.

[Ace Cosby]

Because I know when she goes boating, she needs her sea legs.

[Christy Lee]

When she arrived in Ireland, she discovered the bag containing her two prosthetic legs had not arrived with her. Ribeiro, who works as an English teacher, said she spent five days trying to track down the missing luggage. During that time, she was unable to work and described the experience as extremely stressful. Because she couldn't work because she didn't have legs, or she couldn't work because she was spending all her time trying to find her legs. So she had an extra.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe she. I don't know. This whole story leaves me stumped.

[Child]

So. So she. I. She just used a wheelchair for the.

[Tom Griswold]

That I. I get interrupted in the middle of that. Great punchline.

[Child]

No, no, no.

[Ace Cosby]

She. She did what she was steamrolling is what we call that business.

[Child]

Keep it moving.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, she can't sue.

[Jess Hooker]

Wait for the Eileen joke.

[Ace Cosby]

Can't sue.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she doesn't have a leg to stand on.

[Child]

See how many more of these he's got.

[Jess Hooker]

Four more. He's got e coming.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Over.

[Bob Kevoian]

Under six is what I.

[Christy Lee]

So she had other legs.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you know? Maybe she got wheelchaired onto the plane.

[Jess Hooker]

She's going to Dublin.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Because if yet if she had. If she had legs on the plane, then she could have worked.

[Christy Lee]

What if she was spending all her time looking for a luggage she couldn't work. Maybe that was her excuse.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know what's going on.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it would be must much more comfortable without legs on the plane, though.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know, but I can't. I would not go to the bathroom. Yeah, how do you. You couldn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you have a helper buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Get one of those little. You bring a skateboard, they'll put you

[Child]

on the drink cart and just roll it.

[Ace Cosby]

Man, oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

What I can't figure out is why this thing made the international news wire. Well, and I guess if you were storing your legs in a bag, wouldn't you mark them really Carefully.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know that it matters. I mean.

[Child]

Yeah, no, they just lose stuff.

[Ace Cosby]

This is the worst thing an airline could lose.

[Child]

Mean, can you put something on there that's like that, that says what's in there? So, like, hey, you guys really pay attention.

[Ace Cosby]

Why wouldn't they just let her take these on the plane?

[Bob Kevoian]

How big are they?

[Ace Cosby]

Do you guys mind if I bring half my body with me instead of stowing it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm sorry. You're gonna have to check.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah,

[Christy Lee]

I. I am trying to find a picture. Yes. Well, there's a picture of her.

[Child]

If a guy can put his suit jacket in the closet, she should be able to put her legs.

[Ace Cosby]

Exactly, exactly. If Godwin can bring his guitar on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Now you have, like, six spaces.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have two separate cases, one for the left, one for the right? Because they'd fit in the overhead. Yeah, but if you had both together, they might not fit.

[Christy Lee]

It was only.

[Bob Kevoian]

How big do you think legs are?

[Christy Lee]

She lost her left leg at the age of 18 when she was hit by a truck. The two prosthetic legs, one she usually wears in a replacement, had been repaired in Brazil. So she had one leg. She has one leg. She's just missing one. One process.

[Bob Kevoian]

When she got to the plane, they said, hop in.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm in shop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Applauding.

[Tom Griswold]

Enjoying this very much. Well, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

So that answers a lot of questions. Okay, so she's still out of leg.

[Tom Griswold]

No stories could be worse than this one.

[Child]

We used to have a prosthetic leg that was in my office for years. A big fan of the show died, and his family sent it to us because he had one of our stickers.

[Jess Hooker]

Did he go to your high school?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you are. You are really on fire today.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true. I remember he was.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that's.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, so he wanted the show to have it, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why can't I remember his name?

[Tom Griswold]

It's Vic Dunlop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, it was that guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Wait, whose leg we had.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the comedian.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I didn't know that. Why is it not here with us anymore? I liked Vic.

[Child]

No, it's just in stories. It's not on display.

[Bob Kevoian]

I sold it.

[Jess Hooker]

Did his family send it?

[Child]

Oh, that. That was the story. I. I didn't even know that's who it belonged to.

[Tom Griswold]

We were sitting in here one day talking and just chatting away, and all of a sudden he. We didn't know it. He all of a sudden lifted his leg with the shoe on and put it right There on the table.

[Ace Cosby]

But we're not conflating those stories.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, his, his prosthetic leg had a shoe and an athletic sock on.

[Tom Griswold]

And his, there's a legendary story about him which kind of ties into Carlos Men.

[Child]

Oh, really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Vic, who was, by the way, a Vietnam veteran. Great guy, Vic. The last, what, five minutes of his show was a pitch for those glasses. The, the googly eyeglasses. Oh, that's not, not quite.

[Ace Cosby]

Not quite. They're not, they're not the spring, right? No, they're like, they look like sun tanning glasses.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly, exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

And they were eyeballs, so it looked like your eyes were kind of popping out of your eye.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, yeah, those and any, in any event, he would, that's how he would end his show. And then he would sell them.

[Child]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And everybody bought them.

[Child]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So, and so he would, he would take a couple hundred bucks every night from every show.

[Child]

Gotcha.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he could have paid comedy clubs $200 to, to appear, and then he, he would have still made a quarter of a million dollars.

[Tom Griswold]

And the legend was, and the true story was, was whatever you. Mr. Chan's novelty shop in LA got audited and they saw, well, who's this guy that bought $10,000 worth of eyeball glasses from you? And the IRS caught up with them.

[Child]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they, you know, said, hey, that was cash money.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we noticed you bought 10,000 pairs of glasses in the last decade. And they, that was sort of a famous, famous report. Your income story that every comedian was aware of.

[Narrator/Commercial Announcer]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, Vic, Vic passed away and he left us his, his leg.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow, he was funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very, very nice guy. Very nice guy. We can play a little bit of. I promise I would tell a real quick Bob story.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I was joking with Chick when he was talking about being Chuck's Deluxe at high school. And I said something like, you probably never hurt your arm carrying a book home, but I remember Bob would brag about the fact that when he was in high school, he never once took a book home.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Never once.

[Christy Lee]

I believe that.

[Child]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because he would get, get there when he was in school. He was doing schoolwork the minute the bell rang. Done.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think he carried that to this day.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so too. When he was in, he was here.

[Jess Hooker]

He was.

[Tom Griswold]

When he was gone, he was gone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Child]

That's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I'd forgotten that until just now.

[Child]

We all knew that kid, though, that

[Jess Hooker]

my son invented that.

[Ace Cosby]

One of my best friends is that guy he could hear. He didn't have to take his book home.

[Child]

Yeah, my brother was that way. And yeah, just hear it. He would take the test. Great test taker, right? Just flew through high school. No big deal. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Never took notes, just nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of my best friends had a book at school and an identical medical book at home.

[Ace Cosby]

So he.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he loved boasting.

[Ace Cosby]

He never took a book home. Oh God.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of different.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really doesn't apply in any way to the story.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's underhanded. It's real life is what it's called.

[Ace Cosby]

By the way, can we do a congressional oversight hearing for the price of college books?

[Child]

It's insane.

[Ace Cosby]

It doesn't make any sense. It's criminal almost. What I love is.

[Tom Griswold]

I love is when they have a new edition. Edition.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

The latest edition of.

[Ace Cosby]

So now you can't even buy the.

[Tom Griswold]

The latest edition of Ancient Greek. What we did is we changed the pagination.

[Ace Cosby]

When you find some new word in an old carving.

[Tom Griswold]

So you gotta buy it again. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Aren't most textbooks online now?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, but still just if they're college. Course they're still almost just as expensive.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever sell your books at the end of the semester?

[Child]

Absolutely. That was the best.

[Ace Cosby]

I kept some. Like a true nerd.

[Child]

I do. I have three. Yeah, mine too. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh no, I. And it was. The rule was the way it worked was because your parents of course bought your books. So when you sold them, that had to be. You had to purchase alcohol with them.

[Child]

Oh, it's free money. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

The liquor store had parents, of course bought your books.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know about that. In his life.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I tell you what, Tommy. I want you to have a good life. So you go out and make a million dollars. Here's a million.

[Tom Griswold]

What I'm saying is I didn't go. Hey dad, thanks for helping me with my education. By the way. Of the 600 bucks we spent on books. We had the best party last night.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't have to work.

[Tom Griswold]

And most of those books look brand new. Because I didn't bother cracking them open.

[Jess Hooker]

So you got more for them?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I figured by having them in the room and looking at the binder, I would be able to soak in Richmond Latimore's translation of the Elia.

[Christy Lee]

You were in college. Did you have a part time job?

[Tom Griswold]

No, in the summers. I worked all the time in the summers. Which to do mostly painted houses.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was an area know it all.

[Child]

Josh, did you Work in college?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Yeah, yeah, 40 hours a week.

[Child]

Did you really?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My best job though.

[Ace Cosby]

What's that?

[Child]

Through semesters.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, I would, I would go to work at 8am, leave for go take a lunch class, come back, work until 5pm, then go take night classes.

[Child]

Nice.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Child]

I mean not. But you know, I don't know how.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, it's one of those things where I look back and go, man, I don't even know how I kind of did that.

[Child]

I know.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you just did it. It was cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was. The best job I had though was being a bellboy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but you weren't in college.

[Tom Griswold]

That was high school. I loved that job. Yeah, that was really fun.

[Child]

You even had old timey jobs when you were a kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

I prepared the journals.

[Tom Griswold]

It was really fun. Paper boy And I had a paper route all through school.

[Child]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Four different newspapers. Newspapers.

[Child]

That's very cool.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Yeah, but being a bellboy was so much fun.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the thing.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't feel like today's. I hope sometimes you pull up to a fast food restaurant, it doesn't. They all look miserable and you're like, oh, man, I remember this being really

[Child]

fun because that's where you hung out with your friends.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, yeah, you worked hard, but it was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I hope that's still happening at places.

[Tom Griswold]

And I just saw an article every. Everybody should at some point work in a restaurant. Yeah, it's you. You learn a lot about life. You don't care if they, if they speak the same language you do, as long as they show up, do their job. You're so happy to be there. Nothing is more fun.

[Child]

It is fun.

[Tom Griswold]

And I loved working in a restaurant as well. Being a bellman was cool. I discovered what was hidden in the janitor's closet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course you remember my story about Eddie Sincere?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. He apparently did some pimping on the side. Oh, what? But real nice guy. I'll tell you the story sometime about being asked if I could provide a prostitute.

[Child]

Oh. So whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, one of our.

[Child]

One of those.

[Tom Griswold]

One of our clients.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a good name for a business. Sincere Prostitution.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes. They're gonna. They're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

The name goes in before the quality goes.

[Ace Cosby]

They don't watch the clock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want some silly girl.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't want to mailing it in. You want a sincere.

[Ace Cosby]

Wait, I kind of want a silly girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you don't go to Sincere.

[Bob Kevoian]

Prostitution.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You're in the wrong place.

[Ace Cosby]

I go to Wacky Jack.

[Tom Griswold]

You want giggling garglers?

[Bob Kevoian]

Say we'll be right back.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Have we found the guy yet? Found them both, Clarence. War for fuffle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. He'll be.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'll be here in 10 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Chuck's Deluxe High School Reunion. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Coming up, a little bit of history for you, Larry Curley and Mo. History. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom Dot com.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Child]

Hey, Chicky.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, buddy. How you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm doing great. Time now to learn a little something. Something. Oh, we've. We've learned a bunch today. I'm really impressed. We learned about the lector.

[Ace Cosby]

What is it again?

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, the lector.

[Tom Griswold]

The lecture was someone who would go into a factory, they'd sit him up in, like, a lifeguard chair and they would read the newspaper out loud to keep the folks entertained.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is the word. Is the word lecturer needed? Or could you just say a lector?

[Ace Cosby]

I think in that case, since he's not a lecturer, would it be a little different?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Lecturer almost implies they wrote it themselves and everything. Like that.

[Christy Lee]

Elector. Just reading.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

But I'm sure the Latin of lek is all.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we call it the lector at church when we read the readings. Yeah, that's the lector.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you do that?

[Christy Lee]

I have. I have.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you do traffic and weather between.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't.

[Ace Cosby]

You don't accidentally slip into it?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Jesus said, we'll be right back after this. After this word for Monday.

[Ace Cosby]

It's time for history and peace be with you. And now, the Romantics.

[Christy Lee]

I would love to be able to do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Secrets. That's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or is it talking in your sleep?

[Tom Griswold]

This is a trick. Trick one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'll throw this your way, Mr. Godwin. 1846, the New York Nines played the New York Knickerbockers in one.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? Well, the Reds were the first baseball team.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you said.

[Bob Kevoian]

But that was in the 1860s, so I don't know what you got a hold of.

[Tom Griswold]

The New York Nines played The New York Knickerbockers in what is considered the first officially recognized game of baseball.

[Christy Lee]

Baseball.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course, in those days, the players had cool nicknames like Lefty and Dutch. And it was Dutch Whitey, all white guys. Okay, but that's officially recognized as the first game of baseball. How about this one? You'll get this one, Josh.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

1905, the first Nickelodeon opened in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. What does the name Nickelodeon mean?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh,

[Ace Cosby]

boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give you a hint.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't do that on television.

[Ace Cosby]

I know, Odian, but what is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Nickelodeon Five Cent presentation.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Odeon. Like theater.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So in today's world, we could do a $22 plex.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what it would be. Nickelodeon would be a good name for a porno, don't you think?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it sounds like a sex move.

[Christy Lee]

Sort of.

[Ace Cosby]

Of problematic because of its relation to the children's cable program Nickelodeon.

[Child]

Yeah, there is that.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know why you're. You know why I'm here, don't you?

[Ace Cosby]

I just not think why there's also not a. A porn movie called Jizney.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then why. Why do you have a Happy Meal?

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? This just derailed my whole.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

1954 Chick. McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

How.

[Tom Griswold]

What cartoon character made his debut in a Warner brothers cat cartoon? 1954.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you have the name of the

[Tom Griswold]

cartoon that'll give it away? Porky Devil May Hair.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's gotta be Bugs.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Tasmanian Devil.

[Bob Kevoian]

Devil may care. Tasmanian Devil. Sometimes he talks.

[Christy Lee]

He does.

[Ace Cosby]

Sometimes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've heard him talk?

[Ace Cosby]

I'm wondering. He knows, like, some words.

[Tom Griswold]

You think this. I don't have any basis for this, which is the way I say, doesn't

[Bob Kevoian]

Bugs blow him up and he goes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think it's fair to say there are probably more Tasmanian Devil tattoos?

[Ace Cosby]

I would say Tweety.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you think?

[Ace Cosby]

I've seen. I personally have seen more Tweedies in my life. Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you call your tattoo guy and see?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure. Yeah. I'll waste his time. Sure, man.

[Ace Cosby]

Marvin the Martian. I've seen more of those than Taz also. But I think Taz is still, you know, certainly viable.

[Tom Griswold]

I just saw one of the day. This guy had a really, really good Pink Floyd tattoo.

[Child]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

The rainbow thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, really well done.

[Bob Kevoian]

The prison.

[Ace Cosby]

The prism.

[Tom Griswold]

Prism. Whatever you call.

[Ace Cosby]

Once again, whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

An Ivy League school. Right this way.

[Ace Cosby]

He's an embarrassment to his alma mater.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, isn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Prison. Doesn't that come out with. With a rainbow thing?

[Child]

It does okay,

[Bob Kevoian]

but Josh wants to say this, but, you know, there are words that we use for things.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy's name was Roy G. Biv.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, that's.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a wild coincidence.

[Tom Griswold]

You think there's some guy that named their kid Roy G. Biv Jones?

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, some idiot in an interview on. This is for you, Pat Godwin. Don't let me down again.

[Bob Kevoian]

John Lennon, 1960.

[Tom Griswold]

1967. In an interview with ITV, Paul McCartney became the first British pop star to admit doing what?

[Jess Hooker]

Smoking marijuana.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a good guess.

[Jess Hooker]

It is? Don't go.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

1967.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, he didn't say. What a stupid guess. But you sure heard it, didn't you?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

He was the first pop star to admit taking lsd.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I wasn't all far off.

[Tom Griswold]

Not at all.

[Child]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Totally different. You think. Think they'd come up with a cool song like I Am the Walrus on pot? No. Lucy in the sky with Diamond. You gotta. That's gotta be ass.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, of course, George. Songs to admit it. On British television, no less.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. Oh, this is cool. Friend of the Show, Jim Davis, 1978. Garfield made his first appearance in a comic strip. Oh, by the way, it was a Monday. Somewhat problematic, if you've ever. I've had a philosophical issue with Garfield in one way.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

But I. And I think I've nailed it down. Garfield himself does not have a job.

[Child]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So he doesn't hate Mondays because he has to go to work. But I think he hates Mondays because he misses.

[Christy Lee]

I think so, too. He misses his buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Misses his buddy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

He's bored. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Dave John John had to go to work.

[Tom Griswold]

He Mrs. John.

[Ace Cosby]

Dave was the Alvin and the Chipmunks.

[Child]

Oh, yeah. My.

[Bob Kevoian]

It. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's kind of sad. Garfield's by himself.

[Ace Cosby]

He's got Odie, but that's not much comfort to G. Yeah. And certainly not normal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Happy birthday. Now, if I had any. I don't have any cash on me. I was going to say. Ms. Hooker, I would give you $20.

[Ace Cosby]

I've got some of your cash.

[Child]

You can just give me $20.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Skip the 18. 1897. Mo Howard. Howard was born of the Three Stooges. The great Mo Howard.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember his real name? His name given at birth.

[Christy Lee]

What the hell?

[Bob Kevoian]

Why would you. It's like Abraham Ishowitz or something.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it Horowitz?

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. It's Moses Horowitz.

[Christy Lee]

Moses Horowitz. How in the World would she know?

[Ace Cosby]

You have to be quite a fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I was gonna give up 20 bucks.

[Child]

I was a big fan when I was a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I still am. They're funny.

[Ace Cosby]

I do. I am.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. And the contemporary film that they made, whatever it was not too long ago, I. I thought it was really funny.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever.

[Child]

And who else?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Will Sasso was great. The guy. The guy that played Mo Howard. I don't know his name. Nailed it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, It's Chris Diamantopoulos. Something like.

[Jess Hooker]

Larry Sanders is the nun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. Remember?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Larry David. Yeah.

[Child]

And then the guy from Will and Grace. Right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Child]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Mo Howard.

[Ace Cosby]

And Larry's arguably the hardest one to do.

[Child]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Why is that?

[Ace Cosby]

The voice and the. He's just so. He's sort of the least descript. Besides his look.

[Tom Griswold]

He always reminded me of Ringo Starr, kind of.

[Christy Lee]

You don't really think about him much. He's just.

[Ace Cosby]

Larry's hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

He's good in it.

[Christy Lee]

He's a quiet, funny.

[Tom Griswold]

So Mo Howard, of course, went on to become, with Manny and Jack, one of the Pep Boys.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

But don't you think you hear more about Mo and Curly than you do about Larry?

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Let's see now. How about this one? Oh, Lou Gehrig, born in 1903.

[Christy Lee]

Wonder how he died.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, tell her.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

He died of him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, him.

[Jess Hooker]

You got the hymns.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big dose of him.

[Ace Cosby]

My ME Is really acting up today.

[Bob Kevoian]

I could add anybody else? I got me.

[Tom Griswold]

His last words were, I'm the luckiest man, but I really wish they named a shoe after me, not a disease. The Lou Gehrig cleats would be a

[Christy Lee]

lot nicer than horrible disease.

[Tom Griswold]

And my initials aren't even als. This sucks.

[Ace Cosby]

That is a terrific movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Pride of the Yankees.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's going on? Tangle Foot.

[Tom Griswold]

1954. Happy birthday to the great actress Kathleen Turner.

[Ace Cosby]

Love her.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's he doing now?

[Tom Griswold]

Kathleen Turner's a. Oh, all right. She's a great actress. Body Heat, if you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stevador. Now, Isn't she.

[Tom Griswold]

She has the voice of Lurch, but she's very hot.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Paula Abdul.

[Ace Cosby]

Her sister. He goes, Abdul.

[Christy Lee]

Abdul. Paula Abdul.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stand back. My intellect takes large steps.

[Ace Cosby]

Abdul, straight up.

[Tom Griswold]

Now hers. I saw her. I saw her.

[Ace Cosby]

Saw her.

[Tom Griswold]

Saw her sister last night in the Fever game. She plays in the wnba.

[Child]

Gay Paula Abdul.

[Ace Cosby]

We were having fun, but thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Paul, you got a joke? No, no, I can't get it out now. You know Paula Abdul Jabbar. Thank you very much. What?

[Ace Cosby]

What A joke.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you Ruined it.

[Ace Cosby]

I did.

[Jess Hooker]

We.

[Child]

Let's go back to singing.

[Josh Arnold]

Straight up down.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me do you really want to love me forever?

[Child]

Ow, ow, ow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this a hit and run?

[Ace Cosby]

If you guys only knew how hard I would whack it to her

[Christy Lee]

and I. On that note, I think we've wrapped up history.

[Ace Cosby]

My neighbor's mom had a like the best of Paul Abdul videos and I. Oh, borrow that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that nice? Josh wants to be a dancer.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that nice?

[Jess Hooker]

He loves the arts.

[Tom Griswold]

1883. No, sorry. 1983.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you still talking?

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Macklemore.

[Child]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You seen him lately?

[Ace Cosby]

It's Mack Lawmore, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he can snackle more.

[Ace Cosby]

Has he really gained weight?

[Child]

No, I haven't seen him.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he doesn't know. He's just making that up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why didn't spongebob have a mackerel More somewhere on this show?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Paul Dano or Dano Dano. Dano.

[Ace Cosby]

I loved it. Three different answers.

[Tom Griswold]

Dino. Paul Dano is Dino and then Flintstones Live movie. Man, he's so good he can play a dinosaur. When we come back, we'll try to get the show back on track.

[Christy Lee]

I think that's going to play us a song. Song you're gonna try.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. These are the O'Reilly Auto Auto Part Studios. That's the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Thank you. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom bobandtom.com.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lynn Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's Jess Hooker.

[Child]

Here I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

I just cleaned my glasses and I can see clearly now.

[Bob Kevoian]

The rain is gone.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, Chick. You're not a fan of that. That wonderful.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm not. A reggae. Whatever that is.

[Ace Cosby]

Johnny Nash for that ass.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that a reggae concert though, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby? No, I only go to reggae concert because they can play the second song and I go, you just played that. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Very much an entire genre just now. Let's just move forward here.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

It's my understanding that we are going to be visited via satellite with news we failed to mention.

[Jess Hooker]

There we go. There's Jeff.

[Bob Kevoian]

What they do.

[Christy Lee]

I like those glasses.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, thanks, Amazon. $3.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Hey, I'm Jeff Oskay. I'm here at the Failed to Mention news desk. We give you a lot of the news each week. We don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you the news that we have failed to mention.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's Jeff Oskay.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened to the rest of it?

[Ace Cosby]

That was enough.

[Jeff Oskay]

We learned that most people would not be happy if a friend of theirs was to date one of their exes. Well, you failed to mention the way I feel. Hey, man, if you're a glutton for punishment, have at her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Attaboy.

[Jeff Oskay]

A woman was rescued after being stuck for three days, buried up to her head in quick mud. Well, you failed to mention. I know a lot of women who would pay big money to have three days to themselves in a mud bath. She probably dropped like 10 pounds because she couldn't eat. They could probably sell that for a thousand dollars a week.

[Child]

Not wrong.

[Jeff Oskay]

Laxatives may improve your memory. What you failed to mention, they will help you remember to change your underwear.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Jeff Oskay]

A vacant home was overrun with snakes. What you failed to mention. Well, you got two choices. You can get rid of the snakes, then you gotta go back to having the rat and mice infestation or you can live with the snakes. Which one? Your choice

[Bob Kevoian]

is Harvey Fierstein, a realtor now?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Scientists have concluded that self pleasure before bed equals a better night's sleep. Well, you failed to mention. Before you try it, just remember that wife laying next to you may not appreciate your little science experiment.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had another earthquake last night. I don't know what happened.

[Jeff Oskay]

And finally, some lady set up a kissing room booth for her golden retriever. Well, you failed to mention. Not to sound old fashioned, but what happened to the actual kissing booth where you kiss chicks at the fair? I can't believe those were actually a thing. That some dad was cool with his teen daughter going down and kissing random men for a nickel. I mean, they don't even make strippers kiss the dude. And you never see the girl, like two weeks later later. See her face, her lips are just riddled with herpes. Cold sores. She's got pink eyes. But hey, yeah, there's a golden retriever kissing booth. That's adorable. I'm Jeff. Ask the news that we failed to mention.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, Oak.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Patty G. Yes, sir. The Pat Godwin television special is now out there. It's. They call it the Dry Box Bar Comedy Network, if you will. And you can go to the Dry Bar website Or download the Dry bar app and see Pat Godwin's new comedy special. It's great. It was filmed about a year ago. They finally got it edited. It looks great. And what's the trick to this? Now there's some code.

[Jess Hooker]

You go to the website or the app and you put in Pat Godwin, all caps, no spaces, and you get a free month.

[Christy Lee]

Yay. But Pat's gonna play us a song. We have a story that leads into it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

I hope they coincide.

[Christy Lee]

I hope so too. We have to work this out. Have we?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Christy Lee]

As we head into Father's Day weekend, high fecal bacteria levels have triggered swimming advisories at eight New Jersey beaches and lakes. While a ninth, Beasley's Point beach in Upper Township, Cape May, has been completely shut down by environmental officials. So be careful.

[Ace Cosby]

In other words, people will be swimming in New Jersey.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Child]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So the worst, this, this is in

[Christy Lee]

near the Cape May area. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta watch out for the sharks. And the sharks.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Shart. Aqua dump, my friend, won't you? Now you're gonna try to play the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

My doctor, Dr. Shelley is listening. I am not playing the ukulele.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Ace Cosby]

It's gonna set you back.

[Jess Hooker]

I was afraid to go into the ocean. As nervous as nervous could be. I was afraid to go into the ocean because of that sight in the sea. 2, 3, 4, tell the people what you saw. It was an itsy bitsy kind of soupy yellow corn filled piece of poopy that I saw in the ocean today. A teeny weeny brown zucchini, undigested tortellini. So I. On the beach, I wanted to stay. Two, three, four, stick around. I'll tell you more. I was afraid to go into the water. Cause of the fecal bacteria. And I heard about the medical waste and the surrounding hysteria. It's pronounced hysteria, but Maya made it hyster. 2, 3, 4, tell the people what you saw. It was an rust. It was a rust and crust of 12. A typo, big old needle used for lipo that I saw in the ocean today. An itsy bitsy kind of soupy yellow corn filled piece of poopy. So at my home pool, I'm going to stay.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Batch.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, yikes.

[Christy Lee]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, see you can move your hand a little bit.

[Ace Cosby]

No, he's not supposed to be doing that at all.

[Tom Griswold]

I meant his left hand.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fall off. Because doing that.

[Christy Lee]

A man in northern Nigeria has been sentenced to prison for storing human feces outside his home. Who doesn't the all of us don't. I hope. The BBC reports Mr. Muhammad Sadu was taken to court in the city of Kano after neighbors complained about the foul smell outside his place. Mr. Sadu, whose job is to empty septic to, is believed to have been selling the feces to farmers to use as.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you okay. Oh, you hate it when guys take their work home with them. Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

He pleaded guilty to a charge of endangering public health and was sentenced to two weeks in prison. Residents said the stench from the property was unbearable, but Mr. Sadu ignored them when they spoke to him about it.

[Child]

Isn't there a processing that's supposed to happen?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Child]

Not just put.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You're not supposed to.

[Christy Lee]

Human waste or fertilizer.

[Child]

My great grandpa used to do that.

[Ace Cosby]

Just crap right there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Child]

He'd know. He'd take it out there and put it on his tomatoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Child]

My great grandpa Squall. He also.

[Ace Cosby]

No, grandpa. I'm gonna pass on the blt.

[Christy Lee]

No joke.

[Child]

He also wore silky women's underpants to bed. But

[Tom Griswold]

how do you know that?

[Child]

It's just a story that's been passed. Well, I shouldn't say f. Passed down. He. He would wear like. Like. Like a nightgown and.

[Narrator/Commercial Announcer]

And then.

[Child]

And then the matching robe. So if you went over there in the morning when he was having his coffee, he would answer the door.

[Christy Lee]

In.

[Child]

In. In the silky.

[Ace Cosby]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

In a woman's.

[Child]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Robe.

[Child]

He just liked how it felt. And he couldn't find men's pajamas that were silky, so he just.

[Jess Hooker]

Did he crap in the garden?

[Child]

He did not in the garden. I think he took it out there. There.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you lift my ham? I have to go poop on the tomatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

We fish it out of the.

[Child]

I don't know what the process was, but we do know that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this was in Nigeria, so I'm the guy. They say the guy was selling it. I. So I'm assuming that prince. That prince scam finally dried up. That money.

[Child]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Every once in a while I still get one of those. Makes me feel kind of nostalgic.

[Child]

It is. It's old school now, Right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Nigerians prince wrote me a letter.

[Bob Kevoian]

I shouldn't say this.

[Tom Griswold]

I missed them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think I've ever gotten one.

[Christy Lee]

I've never gotten one.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm aware of it, but I never actually.

[Jess Hooker]

I have.

[Child]

Yeah. What about the. I feel like those and the male enhancement emails were really big at the same time. Right.

[Ace Cosby]

I did get a few of those. And I just assumed it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what I do get? It's PayPal. You've just authorized $19,000.

[Christy Lee]

Those a lot, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it looks exactly, totally legit.

[Tom Griswold]

They're getting better and better.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

It's almost to the point you can't open anything.

[Christy Lee]

No. You just let them sue you if you actually owe them money. I'm not going to open that.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now what's coming up in the news, Christine?

[Christy Lee]

We have Olivia Rodrigo in the news. We have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are we still calling her Rodriguez? Rodriguez?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we've decided to change her name.

[Ace Cosby]

Just the feminine, the proper feminine.

[Christy Lee]

We have Ozzy in the news and we have.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's still dead though, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he's still dead, but he's being honored in Lille, France.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sharon's gonna get some money, more money out of this. You wait and see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Fix her face.

[Tom Griswold]

Now a couple of other things.

[Ace Cosby]

Boy, kitty got claws.

[Bob Kevoian]

What'd you have a break? Meow. Mix.

[Tom Griswold]

Little tight, that face.

[Christy Lee]

While the world is watching the stars at the FIFA World cup, everybody's got their eyes at 3 o' clock this afternoon. Is that USA in Australia?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep. From Seattle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. My friends at Hyundai have their eyes on the next generation of talent because next doesn't wait for an invitation. Neither does Hyundai. Hyundai has always moved the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on all their vehicles and They've engineered their EVs with ultra fast charging capability. And you know what? They're still working on things every day because the future isn't some far off concept to hunt. Hyundai. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

FIFA.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Hyundai. Thank you very much, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that was special.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, would you like to eat bugs?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Also we, as you mentioned, Ozzy, but we got some PBR news coming up and a Robin Hood is in the news, not just the movie with friend of the show, Hugh Jackman.

[Ace Cosby]

He's not a true friend until he comes here a second time.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, someone get. Someone get the Jackman on the phone. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christopher Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, there's Jess Hooker.

[Child]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello. Hello, Tom. I got my eye on him.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. You find your guys yet?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, not yet. It's idling.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Chick has tried to find.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're trying to milk this. It's going to be a running gag.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple of people for his high school reunion. When is the reunion exactly?

[Bob Kevoian]

September 12th, I think maybe they should

[Child]

have given you some cute girls to look and find. That would have motivated you more. No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe that would have been a good idea. Possibly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Child]

Are these good looking guys?

[Bob Kevoian]

Very handsome, as I recall.

[Child]

Then that's your motivator?

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe. Charles. Charles Baseman was. We always called him. I did not come up with this, but Tom, we called him first

[Christy Lee]

baseman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, what an awful nickname. Right? That's cool.

[Child]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Any. Any nickname that has an interesting origin story. That's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Call him first.

[Bob Kevoian]

Weren't you Butch? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody called you Butch dude or Butch Doodle. Doodleberry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Doodleberry. Does Tom Griswold look like a doodleberry?

[Tom Griswold]

When I was a little boy, my sister called me Doodleberry.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that's sweet.

[Child]

That's why I call my daughter that.

[Tom Griswold]

Then it evolved into Dude. Pre Lebowski, if you will.

[Child]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then it evolved into a jerk.

[Ace Cosby]

Witty.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee is at the Bob and Tom news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Pop star Olivia Rodrigo says she smelled fans wearing diapers while she's been on stage. During an appearance on Kiss radio, Ms. Rodriguez was asked about the worst place she'd ever had to relieve herself. What a question. A 23 year old replied.

[Ace Cosby]

No kidding, right?

[Child]

Was she here?

[Christy Lee]

Pardon?

[Child]

I said, was she here?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Child]

Sounds like a question somebody would ask.

[Christy Lee]

She said, quote.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never asked that.

[Christy Lee]

She said, quote, I can't think of anything for myself, but I have been to certain concerts and certain festivals where people wear diapers so that they can be free front in the front row of the show. And that's been an experience as a performer that I have actually smelled.

[Child]

That'd be awful.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, so they're wearing them by choice?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, so they want to get up front.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They don't want to have to leave. They don't want to lose their spot. Like at laapalooa or something.

[Jess Hooker]

The Tom Jones show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wearing diapers for another reason.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you get in to see Tom

[Tom Griswold]

at a Tom Jones show, these.

[Bob Kevoian]

You get in to see T.J. you don't want to lose your spot. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

And didn't I just see. Or maybe you just said that Tom Jones is going back on stage In Vegas.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

86, 85 or something. Sex.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boom.

[Child]

Is it good? Is it a good show?

[Christy Lee]

He's good. He was good.

[Child]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A giant statue of Ozzy.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. So she's saying that she's on stage

[Christy Lee]

and she can smell people in the front row, apparently, who are wearing diapers? That's what she's saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that is right rough.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe the bass player was just farting.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe

[Tom Griswold]

number one, you take. So if the. The answer to this is. If you want. Because they call it riding the rail to be up there in front.

[Child]

Oh, take.

[Tom Griswold]

Take like you're. You knew that.

[Child]

I didn't know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, God only knows.

[Christy Lee]

I love that. Who told you that?

[Child]

I don't know if it's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Al Jackson told me that. It's a fool fact.

[Child]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We got riding the rail.

[Child]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Take your grandma with you. You can blame it on her. It's not me, Olivia.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm thinking you should have gone, Grandpa. I think that was the only. Having a lady in advanced years doing that would make a filthy old man. That may kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that funnier?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Grandpa's funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Try that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's take it again from the top.

[Narrator/Commercial Announcer]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We could. We could take that great Bill Withers tune and turn it into grandma's bag.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I see what you were throwing me.

[Tom Griswold]

Joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a good song. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A giant statue of Ozzy Osbourne has been unveiled at Hellfest in France. Sharon shared a video of the statue, which was created by French contemporary artist Philippe Pasqua. It stands approximately 20ft tall, weighs roughly 16,000 pounds.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesus.

[Christy Lee]

And it was erected ahead of the four day festival in Leon. The black statue of the late rocker appears as though it has erupted from the ground with boulders piled around it.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

It is Hellfest. There you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's cool looking.

[Jess Hooker]

That is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I agree.

[Child]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

What do they do with that after Elf Festival?

[Tom Griswold]

They put it in the Rodin Museum.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Right next to the Thinker.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I like it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like they're going to leave. I would assume they just leave it there.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks pretty heavy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, £16,000.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't want to have to move it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean, is that the only thing they use that venue for? I mean, if you've got. But I mean, you know, the charity horse show coming up next weekend?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they could use a little bit of Aussie.

[Child]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Jim Carrey reportedly in talks to reprise his role as the grim Grinch for a sequel to how the Grinch Stole Christmas. According to the Hollywood Reporter, Ron Howard returning as director to the yet untitled sequel to the 2000 film. The 2000 movie took home the best makeup Oscar for Rick Baker and Gail Rowell ryan, who transformed Mr. Carey for the role. We all know about this. It took what, eight hours a day? And he said it was extremely difficult.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, well, he learned torture techniques like

[Christy Lee]

how to deal with it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, what they should do if they're going to release a sequel to a holiday movie, they should Elf look no farther than further class that great movie Elf.

[Ace Cosby]

You know what's funny about Elf is nothing.

[Christy Lee]

As Josh mentioned, Carrie helped got the help of a man who trained CIA agents to withstand torture torture to get through his makeup ordeal. And thanks to the makeup, eventually being reduced to just three hours a day. So I'm sure that that's come a long way in 26 years.

[Ace Cosby]

Carrie even said he wants to do motion capture instead of doing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that would make sense. Yeah, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I know a lot of people like that, but I hated them.

[Christy Lee]

You hated the Grinch.

[Ace Cosby]

He is so good in it.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but I just. I hated the camera angle thing that Ron Howard did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you like. You don't like that one? It's on askew.

[Tom Griswold]

That really bugged me.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Batman TV TV show did that when they were in the building.

[Tom Griswold]

I never. And my daughters love the movie. I can't. I can't watch it.

[Christy Lee]

That's in the. That's in our.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we need. Does it need a sequel? I mean, they've already. I don't think I know the long. The long version of the cartoon they made stunk.

[Ace Cosby]

Does it need a sequel? Boy, I can't wait to watch Toy Story 5, says Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a slight difference. Why one's a work of genius, the other is lesser.

[Bob Kevoian]

There is no explained you. You know that Zero.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, isn't that. Isn't the Grinch story kind of. The arc is over, but.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, who knows what they'll.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

What's he gonna steal Easter this time?

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe Cindy Lou who comes back and makes it personal or something. You don't know.

[Christy Lee]

That would be interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's all grown up now.

[Tom Griswold]

Money grab. Sorry.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, boy, can you. How dare these movies want to turn a profit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like Toy Story 5.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, isn't that awful?

[Tom Griswold]

They're at their meeting. Socialists.

[Ace Cosby]

You're the one complaining about People making money.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're just down.

[Ace Cosby]

You know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Socialism is just moving and words are falling out. You don't even know what you're saying anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

My buddy from your class reunions on my side.

[Bob Kevoian]

Socialist.

[Tom Griswold]

I already found him.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that joke's over, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, way over. Hey, this will be fun. I'll do this. And now I can't do it again because it won't be fun anymore. So that's okay.

[Christy Lee]

Pabst Blue Ribbon has released what they are calling the Freedom Pack in honor of America's 250th birthday.

[Ace Cosby]

What's this?

[Christy Lee]

It includes ten 25 ounce cans, Josh. A total of 250 ounces of beer in the.

[Tom Griswold]

You drink that and you'll, by the way, lose your freedom because you'll be in stir, as they say.

[Christy Lee]

The packaging features the American flag, monster trucks jumping over flames, and a ball eagle.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, all right.

[Christy Lee]

We limited a run of 4,000 packs currently available nationwide.

[Ace Cosby]

So they're one ounce bigger than tall boys.

[Child]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

That's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever drink a tall boy?

[Ace Cosby]

All the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Child]

That's what you do, Edward. No, that's.

[Ace Cosby]

Those are typically 40s.

[Child]

40s.

[Ace Cosby]

And I've never. I've never done that, But I. Edward 40 hands.

[Bob Kevoian]

Edward 40 hands. Yeah.

[Child]

Have. Do you know this?

[Ace Cosby]

That has to be at a pool party or a lake party.

[Child]

Yeah. And you have to have a Pokemon buddy. You have to have a buddy. You. You duct tape 40 oz. Beers to each hand, and you can't take them off until you finish.

[Ace Cosby]

Until they're empty. So it's what, three and a half beers per?

[Christy Lee]

So, Yeah, I couldn't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

In the summertime, it's. It's beer Soup. After about 20 minutes, you got to drink fast.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. That's part of the hard part of the. Nobody said Edward Fortian was easy.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it wouldn't be fun if it was easy.

[Tom Griswold]

And then as soon as. As you drink off all of them, it's time for gas station fireworks.

[Child]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's blow some.

[Ace Cosby]

I Bong to 40 once, and I. I was celebrated for weeks.

[Child]

Yeah, that's awesome.

[Jess Hooker]

We called those warheads. You guys call them warheads?

[Ace Cosby]

Every now and again we'd call them warheads.

[Child]

Did you do Century Club?

[Ace Cosby]

Never did that.

[Child]

Century Club is a hundred shots of beer in a hundred minutes.

[Ace Cosby]

Way harder than I. I think I started.

[Child]

I got to.

[Ace Cosby]

And went, oh, this isn't going to be fun. I want to have the rest of my day.

[Child]

Right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you don't realize how quick a minute goes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bob and I tried to do nine beers and nine innings at a Cubs Reds game.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I made it middle of the third. Really long second inning. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Child]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. An ancient oak tree linked to the legend of Robin Hood as we have the Robin Hood moving coming out as well, has sadly done died.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think the timing of this is just coincidental?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No. Officials with the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds say the major oak in Sherwood Forest is believed to have been about 1200 years old.

[Ace Cosby]

You think the tree up and died or somebody murdered it to get publicity for this?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's my question. I've got a question about the association of Society for Birds. Do they have, like, a call center

[Christy Lee]

and a staff, maybe? This. This is in England, so, you know, they have a bird call center.

[Ace Cosby]

Bird call center, please.

[Christy Lee]

The tree failed to sprout leaves this spring, leading experts to conclude it has

[Ace Cosby]

died because it was promoting a film.

[Christy Lee]

Conservationists say decades of heavy tourism likely compacted the soil around the tree, making it harder for water to reach its roots.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't think about this a hundred years ago.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they could have ripped it off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they.

[Tom Griswold]

They are maybe, I don't know, put some platforms to walk around.

[Christy Lee]

Recent heat waves and drought conditions may also have played a role.

[Ace Cosby]

The weather's killing us.

[Bob Kevoian]

Global.

[Christy Lee]

According to legend, the major oak once sheltered Robin Hood as he hid from the Sheriff of Nottingham in Sherwood Forest.

[Child]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

They're gonna leave it up, though. Did you read the rest of that?

[Ace Cosby]

I think a dead tree is kind of cool in that. In that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're gonna.

[Ace Cosby]

They're gonna, you know.

[Christy Lee]

No, they're gonna leave. Leave it up. There's a reason for it.

[Tom Griswold]

For the birds.

[Bob Kevoian]

You call the bird center there, the bird call center.

[Ace Cosby]

You look at the Coliseum and go, you know, we should just tear this pile of junk down.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a dead tree.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but you don't have to take it down. It still provides nutrients in the ecosystem and it is helpful to the environment.

[Ace Cosby]

Still gonna get some turtle tourism.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's cool at Halloween.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of scary looking, I guess.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I'm sorry to bother you.

[Child]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did he give you that story?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Jane saw it up and saw it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, you're heckling yourself more and more.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I wanted to plug Hugh Jackman's movie.

[Ace Cosby]

He didn't care for you.

[Jess Hooker]

You came out of the gate strong.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you call my brother? Would you call my wife? Would you call? My God, you're embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Call her. She loves you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what's coming up in the news? Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, have you ever eaten bugs? Well, you might like them.

[Bob Kevoian]

And if I can go home now, I'll eat a bug.

[Christy Lee]

And be careful if you buy something as is.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh boy.

[Christy Lee]

Especially a home. We'll talk about about it.

[Tom Griswold]

That could be bad.

[Ace Cosby]

Caveat emptor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Here I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Child]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Gotta get out of here.

[Christy Lee]

Almost there, buddy. Fifteen more minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Child]

It's okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I'm Speed.

[Tom Griswold]

You need to go.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Are you doing something special for Father's Day?

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope it's a surprise. And he's so put out.

[Tom Griswold]

Not really sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Also then they wanted me to go to a restaurant.

[Ace Cosby]

A father's. Would you say, by and large, for Father. Father's Day. Less is more. They want less.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Child]

Oh, yeah, I would say. Am I the only one with a dad in here?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I think so.

[Christy Lee]

I think you are. Guess you're gonna be.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, so far, you're two. So far, you're two for two.

[Child]

I was trying to stay on theme. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

What are you doing for your daddy?

[Child]

I'm getting to my shop. Shirt and card.

[Ace Cosby]

Nice.

[Child]

Yeah. And. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Are you guys huggers?

[Child]

No. God, no. I kind of not to hug.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

That's where it started.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

Would he be really thrown if you went up and gave him a hug?

[Child]

No. We're good at faking hugs for the sake of everybody else, but it's not. Yeah, we're not. We're not really good at hugging.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you already got the shirt?

[Child]

No, I have to go get it today.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it some special gun shirt?

[Child]

No, I just usually get him FBI.

[Bob Kevoian]

I tell you what. We will all pitch in and buy it if you get him a who farted T shirt. Yes, he would love that.

[Ace Cosby]

I would think.

[Child]

I don't think he would.

[Ace Cosby]

Or I'm with stupid. And the arrows pointing to his penis.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a good.

[Jess Hooker]

I like that one.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the one?

[Bob Kevoian]

The Boss man.

[Jess Hooker]

What's the.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the one, Inspector? What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Female body

[Bob Kevoian]

shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm sure he'd love that.

[Ace Cosby]

Greg Warren is spending some day, a couple days on the beach this week, and I. We were talking on the phone and I begged him, I said, I will buy the shirt and give you a little extra money if you. If you wear an FBI shirt on.

[Child]

Yes, please.

[Tom Griswold]

You won't either.

[Christy Lee]

Or that. Or the one where it looks like you're a female wearing a bikini.

[Jess Hooker]

That's always good.

[Tom Griswold]

Always cover up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that one night.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that would be the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Notice everyone telling you this does no longer has a living father. That's correct, yeah. Okay, well, let's. Let's turn it back to Christy Lee over at the. At the news desk. What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

Three sets of skeletal remains were discovered inside a foreclosed home that had been auctioned as is. Is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Connecticut State Police said troopers responded to the house in Burlington after the new owner discovered the remains. While the office of the chief medical examiner has not determined cause of death.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, they are real.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

State police said there's no indication of foul play. Actually, how would they know?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it was just a. The people were still waiting for their realtor to call them back.

[Christy Lee]

No indication of foul play, suspicious circumstances of. Or any criminal aspect.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean suspicious circumstances? You got dead bodies in the place

[Christy Lee]

where they just all decide to not eat?

[Tom Griswold]

Not just one. You got three of them.

[Ace Cosby]

Have they checked the carbon monoxide detectors?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no joke. The discovery has raised questions about whether the foreclosure sale can proceed. Okay, well, yeah, because maybe there's an inheritance or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was going to say you have to disclose that, don't you?

[Christy Lee]

Well, if nobody's been in there. So they didn't know if it was sold as is.

[Ace Cosby]

If you really loved a house and then you found out that a dead body had recently been found in there and removed, but they were going to take like 50 grand off the price. What would you go ahead and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hell yeah, I would think in some states.

[Tom Griswold]

In some states there's some stuff like that you have to disclose.

[Child]

Some states, yes, some states, if you ask. Yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

but I mean, this is where. Weird. Does it say how old the bodies were?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's all the information I have. I could do another.

[Tom Griswold]

But it said. But it said skeletal remains.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Child]

How long does that take?

[Bob Kevoian]

Six weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm thinking. A long, long time.

[Child]

I feel like. Yeah, right. This.

[Tom Griswold]

They must have been like partially buried in the crawl space.

[Ace Cosby]

If they're inside. Honestly, it's takes longer than if they were in the woods.

[Christy Lee]

You think they were buried in the crawl space? I'm just seeing them like laying on a couch or something.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. The story didn't say.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think Christy has them in a traditional family scene in the home.

[Christy Lee]

They were watching tv and like he said, carbon monoxide.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Ace Cosby]

Then you don't think so that would

[Tom Griswold]

be suspicious circumstances then I think.

[Christy Lee]

Then what would. Buried in a crawl space isn't suspicious. Where do you put your bodies?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, if you're gonna bury a bodies Right in the crawl space.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I've seen. I've seen those commercials with the guy. What's the guy? I forget his name now. That where he's redoing the crawl spaces for people? Oh, yeah, he's down there underneath Mike Rowe. Mike Rowe. Yeah. Those are cool, those crawl spaces. You could live in them.

[Child]

They look great.

[Tom Griswold]

You notice that?

[Child]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Commercial, it's like, wow, this crawl space is nicer than my living room. This is great. No, but I mean if their skeletal remains, that means they had to be there for a long, long time. So they had to.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. It says here records show the volunteer fire department made two trips to a home where the remains were found. Call logs show the fire department responded to three medical calls at the home in November of 2021. So it was November 28th, November 29th and December 18th. All in 2021.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Boy, this is helpful. It typically takes three weeks to several years for a body to become.

[Child]

But I think you said it depends.

[Ace Cosby]

Temperature, humidity, bugs, animals, dirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there still skeletons in the Titanic?

[Ace Cosby]

I think so, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they stay preserved? Would that be. That'd be creepy.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe the bones are gone by now.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I think the flesh actually stays on the bones. It's a seawater thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jesus.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe the cold.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Ace Cosby]

But they've got to be picked. I mean, but they're like crabs and lobsters down there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Think about it. Saline. That's all. Saline. It's an ocean of salt sailing.

[Ace Cosby]

I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is. This is the dumb Science Friday, the alternative. Yeah. I want to find out more about this.

[Christy Lee]

Something weird about June 14th. Burlington Volunteer Fire Department called to the home by police to test for carbon monoxide in the air, but none was found.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it turned out to be love in the air. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

They died of love.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Sometimes it is smothering.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder what kind of deal they got on the the place.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

They bought it at auction and they weren't allowed to. You're not allowed to go inside before you buy it.

[Christy Lee]

Court records show the four bedroom home was bought in 2019. Mortgage payments were made regularly until November 2024. That's when the late fees began piling up and foreclosure began in August of 2025.

[Bob Kevoian]

No human skeletons or intact bodies have ever been found on the Titanic. Despite the tragic loss of over 1500 lives. Stank in 19.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that's because they don't go in in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Extreme ocean environment, water pressure and deep sea chemistry.

[Ace Cosby]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cause soft tissues to rapidly decompose and bones to completely dissolve within a few years.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

So there's nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are no skeletons left. Searchers and remotely operated vehicles have frequently found haunting reminders of the passengers. Most notably, pairs of shoes and boots are often found lying side by side, side in the mud.

[Ace Cosby]

How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

For a closer look, visit your local library.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. We'll try to get to the bottom of the skeleton thing. This is super creepy, but thank you very much for joining us. Don't forget Patty G. This weekend you can't see him live, but you can see him on the TV with his comedy special, the dry Bar comedy special. Go to the dry bar website and look around for Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

You can see him live if you live near him. He might be walking his dog.

[Jess Hooker]

I am.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're walking the dog with the chairs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Jess Hooker]

Gotta keep up appearances.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, do you charge people that watch it? Watch you do a little tune for them?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Jess Hooker]

They, they wave.

[Tom Griswold]

Little acapella.

[Jess Hooker]

Grandpa Joe.

[Tom Griswold]

Little acapella. Gangster folk.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Check out Pat's a Dry Bar comedy special. It's really good. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jess Hooker]

Full send golf.

[Ace Cosby]

You guys know how much I really, really love Golf.

[Bob Kevoian]

Full send Golf 2v2.

[Tom Griswold]

Me and VOD versus Big John and Kyle. Oh, it feels good to be back on the links with the boys.

[Jess Hooker]

Join the party on the golf course.

[Christy Lee]

Back to golf in a big way.

[Narrator/Commercial Announcer]

Now what?

[Child]

Practice. Let's go.

[Christy Lee]

Let's hit the range.

[Tom Griswold]

I was like, let's go to the range. We are heading to the go cardio.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to golf with us?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

You don't play golf?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Try.

[Tom Griswold]

We got to break par. I'm very, very excited.

[Child]

You excited?

[Narrator/Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bull.

[Tom Griswold]

Send golf.

[Jess Hooker]

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