Transcript
Bob (0:16)
It's the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, beer drinkers, we do you find that your beer not only fills you up, it binds you up. You need a beer that will help you loosen up. Introducing the beer that not only tastes great, it packs a mega high fiber wallop. It's the first beer that's also a laxative. We call it Shatz S H A T apostrophe S Shats. All the cats tip their hats to the man who's drinking Shats, who needs.
Tom (0:58)
Some fiber in his brew.
Chick (1:00)
Shat's beer.
Tom (1:01)
When all is said and done, we're not yet number one, but Shatz is always number two. Hi, I'm Phil Throne from the Schatz Brewing Company. Pour yourself a Schatz and see why it's making a splash all over the country. Shatz, the laxative beer, Schatz is brewed with the highest quality hops and barley. Then we add our secret ingredient, whole kernel corn. Not too much, just a pinch. Every Shatz beer is fortified with 12 essential vitamins. So you're always guaranteed a good, healthy Shatz. Shatz is available in the 6 ounce Little Squirt or the 64 ounce Big Lager. And every Shatz is tapered at one end so your can won't slam shut. We here at Schatz are saddened by the recent passing of Adol Schatz, founder of the Schatz family brewery, better known as the Old Brick Shat House. In fact, Adolph loved his beer so much, his last wish was to be interred in a giant vat of Shatz. So come on, when it's time to take a load off, crack open a Shatz.
Bob (2:19)
You will say hip hooray. Cause relief is on its way.
Tom (2:25)
No more irregularity for you. Shat's there.
Bob (2:30)
Give us shats of pomp and soon.
Tom (2:32)
You'Ll hear a plop.
Bob (2:34)
Schatz is nature's perfect brew.
Tom (2:39)
Shatz.
Bob (2:41)
Don't just take any beer, take a Shatz. And for you teetotalers, try our new high fiber non alcoholic beer. We call it o' Stools. Oh, stools. Sample one today. And don't forget, Shat's like Shat's dark. And for those with diverticulitis, proctitis and polyposis, doctors direct em to try new.
Christy (3:03)
Shat's Red Shat's beer, a division of.
Bob (3:06)
Freckle Industries, Flushing, New York. What'd you say there at the end?
