The BOB & TOM Show - June 22, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – June 22, 2026: Detailed Episode Summary

Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends the usual mix of comedy, personal stories, sports commentary, and lighthearted group banter. With Tom Griswold in and out for parts of the episode, Bob Kevoian, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, and Jeff Oskay drive the conversational humor and share insights on everything from the World Cup, Father's Day traditions, odd world records, news out of Florida, and the peculiarities of daily life.

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Highlights and Key Segments

1. Musical Cold Open: "Tom Lives By a Code" (01:16–02:57)

• Pat Godwin performs a comedic song poking fun at Tom's cleanliness quirks and supposed personal "code."
• Frequent callbacks and playful teases about Tom’s habits, notably, “Tom lives by a code” and jokes about his wardrobe and parenting (“Seven children, knows all of the names, but when his babies graduate, Tommy G will be around 98”).

Quote:
“He's a Brink's truck right by the door and he won't be going in that store / He's a man who's clean and germ free, Tom lives by a code, thank you.” – Pat Godwin (01:16)

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2. World Cup, Geography Flubs, and Sports Banter (03:43–06:54, 36:46–41:01)

• Group tries to locate Cape Verde and humorously bungle global geography (“It's south of Mexico.”)
• Teasing of unfamiliarity with smaller countries and “countries that matter.”
• Cape Verde's surprising World Cup performance, family drama in sports (goalie’s mother in a suite), and Americanized pronunciations of country names.
• Comments on the US advances and trash talk about other teams (“Those Turks, yeah, they're way out there.”)
• Sidebar: Norway’s team ships 660 pounds of fish and brown cheese to their North Carolina training base, leading to culinary jokes.

Quote:
“Old volcano face... And we're leading with that and not USA?” – Tom Griswold (07:15)
“So it’s a nothing place.” – Tom Griswold on Cape Verde (07:06)

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3. Father's Day Confessions & Family Oddities (09:25–12:00; revisited at 78:06–80:25)

• Christy and Bob discuss blended family gatherings, exes, and unique celebrations.
• Tom riffs about having a gaggle of exes, playing Wiffle ball.
• Discovery of new snack options: oatmeal cream pie ice cream sandwiches.
• Honest talk about “drive-by” parenting (texts from kids) and the differing treatment of Mother’s vs. Father’s Day.

Quote:
“I spent Father's Day with eight of my exes and their dads. We all played Wiffle ball. That sounds lovely. It was nice.” – Tom Griswold (09:57)

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4. News and Listener Letters: Medicine Cabinets, Kid Lingo, and Animal Names (21:03–33:02)

• Where do you keep your drugs? Group agrees kitchen is common, except for Bob who stashes them all over.
• Listener emails share endearing kid phrases: “fire sandwich” (s’more) and “water seasoning” (Crystal Light).
• Segue into “mob of kangaroos,” “sturgeon general,” and wordplay about groups of animals.

Quote:
"Do you go through the medicine cabinet? Be honest." – Bob Kevoian

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5. Fishing and Lure Talk (30:23–34:05)

• Group discusses fishing tactics: favorite lures ("whopper plopper," "frog bite," "walking the spook"), techniques, and childhood moments retrieving golf balls and lures.
• Goofy visualization of a “fish lure graveyard” underwater.

Quote:
"You think there's a place under the water where the fish have all these lures and there's like a chart?" – Christy Lee (32:48)

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6. Sports Headlines: World Records, Golf, NASCAR, Pickleball Rage, & Wimbledon News (36:46–49:56)

• Cape Verde advances, US World Cup recap, Norway’s cuisine, fan ejections in golf, NASCAR, and IndyCar quick-hitters.
• Pickleball rage story: A Florida nurse assaulted a player with a paddle over a dispute involving her son.
• Serena Williams returns to Wimbledon; jokes about international rotation of tennis tournaments.

Quote:
“She then struck the victim in the head several times with a pickleball paddle...” – Bob Kevoian, on Pickleball News (48:36)

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7. Food Revelations: Spam Dogs, Baked Beans, and Snack Culture (27:11–54:12)

• Spam hot dogs at baseball games spark nostalgia.
• Listener emails spark a deep dive into baked beans: molasses vs. sugar, mixing flavors, and bemused reactions to a UK man marinating in beans for world record.
• Group agrees that UK breakfasts (beans on toast) remain confusing to Americans.

Quote:
“Is he going to taste like baked beans or the beans taste like him?” – Bob Kevoian on baked bean world record attempt (53:11)

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8. Intimate Oddities: Foot Fetish Parade Video, Love Island, and Ferris Wheel Tryst News (41:01–44:59, 82:39–83:57)

• Disgust (and some intrigue) as a public foot fetish display is caught at the Knicks parade.
• Christy Lee’s foot aversion comes out during a Love Island challenge and related news stories.
• Later, on-the-nose coverage of a couple caught "getting intimate" on a Ferris wheel, with police now searching for the pair.

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9. Father’s Day Song: “Mom Worked the Farm, Dad Taught Ballet” (128:11–130:56)

• Pat Godwin delivers a comedic yet touching song about role reversals in his family, illustrating the show’s blend of parody and pathos.
• "Mom drank a beer and watched the LPGA. Mom was home when Dad passed away. His dying words were, 'Dolores, I’m...'" (130:35)

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10. Life’s Mundane Mysteries: Gym Memberships, Dirty Car Shame, & The "Better Than It Is" Segment (66:23–69:34, 108:13–111:50, 158:40–163:45)

• Harsh truths: Most gym memberships go unused ("I have a gym membership...and I can't remember the last time I went").
• Survey: A filthy car is a dating deal-breaker. Group shares grossest in-car discoveries from dates (used condoms, dead cat).
• Segment Launch: "Things That Should Be Better Than They Are," spearheaded by Josh Arnold. Examples: Blondie desserts, air travel, Steven Spielberg movies.

Quote:
“In my opinion...a blondie should be better than it is.” – Josh Arnold (158:59)

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11. Notable Quotes, Running Gags, and Callbacks

• On American dining and travel culture:
  “Order a Diet Coke in London, see if you get one cube of ice...” (84:20)
• On Kiss Day:
  “Sometimes a good kiss can give you a boner.” – Pat Godwin (73:05)
• On Tom’s quirks and the crew’s exasperation:
  “Remember, Chick, your memories...they're not happening to me, they're movies. You're just watching movies.” – Tom Griswold (161:04)
• On banter with absent Tom:
  “He's a moody prick. You know how he is.” – Bob Kevoian (162:19)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:16] – Pat Godwin’s “Tom Lives By a Code” song
• [03:43–07:20] – World Cup discussion, Cape Verde, sports banter
• [09:25–12:00; 78:06–80:25] – Father’s Day stories and blended family talk
• [21:03–25:37] – Listener letters, new kid phrases, medicine cabinet confessions
• [30:23–34:05] – Fishing strategies and lure comedy
• [36:46–41:01] – Sports rundown: World Cup, Norway’s fish, brown cheese
• [41:01–44:59; 82:39–83:57] – Foot fetishes, Love Island, Ferris wheel news
• [48:36] – Pickleball paddle assault story
• [53:11] – Baked bean world record
• [128:11–130:56] – Pat Godwin’s Father’s Day song
• [158:40–163:45] – “Should Be Better Than It Is” segment

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Tone and Language

The episode maintains the BOB & TOM Show’s signature quick wit, pun-heavy asides (“a sturgeon general”), affectionate ribbing, and willingness to digress into personal quirks and confessions. The humor is self-aware and often irreverent but always grounded in camaraderie.

Memorable Exchanges:

• Bob: “I rob them blind.” (On snooping in medicine cabinets)
• Christy: “You think Tom has done an upper decker?” (On bathroom pranks)
• Pat Godwin: “Sometimes a good kiss can give you a boner.”
• Tom: “Your memories, dude, they're not happening to me, they're movies. You're just watching movies.”

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Conclusion

This episode is an exemplary slice of The BOB & TOM Show: equal parts topical riffing, relatable personal stories, sensitive roasts, and a rotating cast of comedic voices. Whether exploring the absurdities of modern sports, family dynamics, or the intricacies of a baked bean world record, the group never strays far from laughter—or from needling Tom, whether he's present or absent. This one is rich in call-backs, inside jokes, and authentic group chemistry, making it a warm, funny listen for avid fans and interested newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Pat Godwin]

Gas tanker Tom won't pump public restrooms he won't dump on the phone no cologne Loves pets Parks his car and then forgets He's a Brink's truck right by the door and he won't be going in that store He's a man who's clean and germ free Tom lives by code that's right Wears the same clothes every day Every day Khaki shirt used to be gray has kids with different baby mamas because he loves the constant drama I'm surprised by the love he's found his Johnsons short and not too big around He's a man who's clean and germ free Tom lives by a code he does his own laundry every day Seven children Knows all of the names but when his babies graduate Tommy G. Will be around 98 I sing gas tanker Tom won't bump public restrooms he won't dump on the phone no cologne, no pets Come on. He parks his car and then forgets he's a Brings truck right by the door and he walks won't go inside that story He's a man who's clean and germ free Tom lives by a code thank you. Tom lives by a code One more time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom lives by a code hey, good morning from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee with scissors in her

[Christy Lee]

hands Looks like cut and paste.

[Bob Kevoian]

Looks like she means business. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom lives by code that was your song?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Way back.

[Christy Lee]

Good job.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nicely done. There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff Oskay in for Tom taking it.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're sitting in his seat.

[Jeff Oskay]

It smells over here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rubbing your bottom on his chair.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I'm farting it up, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Farting it up. Farting it up. Let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

What do we do?

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Christy. Did we. That news is sports. World Cup. You world. Cupping it.

[Christy Lee]

I watched Cape Verd yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you know who Vozina is? America's. Oh, God. His mom's here now, sitting in a suite. Did you know that?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know she was sitting in a suit.

[Bob Kevoian]

His mommy's in a suite.

[Christy Lee]

What a sweet little story, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

How does she get in a suite? What did that cost? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Seems almost too tidy.

[Christy Lee]

Invited in.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably the GDP of Cape Verde.

[Bob Kevoian]

Half a million people.

[Christy Lee]

Where is Cape Verde?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's ve.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it is south of Mexico.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know where Cape Verde is. I'm horrible at geography. Unless I do, then I can kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of only pay attention to the countries that matter.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's probably the most beautiful place.

[Christy Lee]

I'm having a problem.

[Pat Godwin]

What's that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, cramps. What happened?

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a thing underneath your chair?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, here's. No, here's the thing.

[Producer/Announcer]

They.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's lots of stuff going on behind the scenes.

[Christy Lee]

And.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they clean the carpets. Oh, you would have thought the world turned upside down. But none of us have things under our chairs. All our chairs were mismatched.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Because I was like.

[Bob Kevoian]

I tried to get them where they should go. You don't know if. I hope you got the right chair. I don't. The lights out in the bathroom. The lights out in the men's room or whatever. One of the restrooms.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's a bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're falling apart, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Here, look what happens.

[Bob Kevoian]

Our pets. Heads are falling off. I don't know what's going on.

[Christy Lee]

Looks nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think?

[Commercial/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What does?

[Bob Kevoian]

The carpet. This is one of those carpets where I can't tell the difference between clean

[Christy Lee]

and dirty with you on that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just. It's a standard airport carpet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that what they.

[Jeff Oskay]

They.

[Tom Griswold]

They came in and cleaned them or something?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

I wonder what happens.

[Tom Griswold]

Who cares? I would have rather had that money

[Pat Godwin]

spread that around.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. That's right. See, Tom's or Josh is a man of the people.

[Tom Griswold]

We could all have a nice meal. That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

We could have had a nice meal. What did I say? About viz. Mom. 64,003 people in the stadium for the tutu draw between Cape Verde. It's not fair day.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's verd.

[Bob Kevoian]

Son of a bitch.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we can say Verde.

[Bob Kevoian]

We can Americanize it and the fabulous. You are gay. No, it's Uruguay. We know Sunday night. None of them has a better how they got their story than Anna Candida. Ivora. Candida, that's Tony Orlando and Dawson, Boina's mom. And of course Cape Baird's goalkeeper. She arrived in Miami on Friday, reunited with her son over the weekend and watched the game last night from a suite at Miami Stadium. And it did cost just. Just south of the gdp. Cape Verde, officially known as Cabo Verde. Oh, now this. This is another can of worms. That's is an island nation in the central Atlantic Ocean. Well, of course it is. Is that where what's near there sent the central Atlantic? Is that where the Titanic went down?

[Christy Lee]

I. I gotta see. I have to see it on a map. I'm looking it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's an archipelago. Consists of 10 volcanic islands. Historically and culturally known for its blend of African and Portuguese influences.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a nothing place.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a big. It's a big ar. Whatever Archipelago with nothing is what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Old volcanoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Old volcano face.

[Tom Griswold]

And we're leading with that. And not usa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Usa. They. They advanced. They beat Australia. What was it? Two nothing. And played Thursday night at Sofi again. Paraguay. No, they don't play Paraguay again. That can't be. That can't be right.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm looking it up right now. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. United States, Turkey.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, those.

[Pat Godwin]

We can take that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those Turks

[Christy Lee]

out their way out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it has no business.

[Christy Lee]

I mean that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

They could be doing a lot of stuff and no one would know.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

USA won their group and they're waiting to advance even farther. So there you go. Or is it further? I'm not sure which. Did you watch any golf over the weekend? Did you see the golf tournament?

[Christy Lee]

Clark. Is that. What a name, right? Windham.

[Bob Kevoian]

Clark Wyndham Windham. Forget him. That's exactly.

[Christy Lee]

There was a cute story there because his dad was there for Father's Day and he didn't know it. He surprised him after the win. That was sweet.

[Bob Kevoian]

You gotta wonder if it was really a surprise though.

[Christy Lee]

I think it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, damn it, dad. Can you just give me. Give me a day? Can I come out here and compete without room to breathe?

[Tom Griswold]

Here, pops Dolphin.

[Christy Lee]

Everyone was congratulating Him. But his dad and I kept thinking, if I were the director in the truck going, get his dad out there. Get his dad out there. We have to go to break.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shinnecock in Southampton.

[Jeff Oskay]

What? Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Fans, that's the tour. The course. Fans shouted for Wyndham's Clark ball. Clark ball. Golf ball. To go in the bunker and hopefully go in the rough. One fan ejected for yelling at Wyndham, clark, don't choke. She got ejected. He did have a 52 foot putt. So there you go. Oh, US Open. His second US Open title in four years.

[Jeff Oskay]

How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

So he really didn't need this one.

[Christy Lee]

No, you only need one.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just won.

[Tom Griswold]

Some have been calling him greedy.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just won.

[Producer/Announcer]

Piggy.

[Bob Kevoian]

What the hell?

[Christy Lee]

How was your weekend?

[Bob Kevoian]

I had a lovely weekend. We celebrated Father's Day on Friday. When did. What was your Father's Day?

[Christy Lee]

My Father's Day.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've got, like, nine fathers and six different dads.

[Christy Lee]

My father is no longer with us.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, that makes it. That makes it easy. My mind's not with us either.

[Christy Lee]

I spent Father's Day with my ex and my children and his family.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I would tease you, but I spent Father's Day with my ex, if that makes any sense. Josh, Josh, you need to get on board with these X this X thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I spent Father's Day with eight of my exes and their dads. We all played Wiffle ball. That sounds lovely. It was nice.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I discovered, though? Oatmeal cream pie. Ice cream sandwiches.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

What the hell?

[Christy Lee]

Like, oatmeal pie. You know, the Little Debbie oatmeal? Sure they have an ice cream sandwich.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they do. Little Debbie makes it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought you were retro engineering. No, oatmeal cream pie.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm not, Jess. I can't make things up. This was already bought.

[Tom Griswold]

But that does sound.

[Christy Lee]

It was very. It was very good. I remember. I recommend Oscar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your dad's alive, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you have a Father's Day with him?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I just about.

[Tom Griswold]

With your kids.

[Jeff Oskay]

I did the same thing my kids did to me. I got three texts within one minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah,

[Christy Lee]

Dad's Day call.

[Tom Griswold]

You better text me.

[Jeff Oskay]

So I went out to the garage. I was like, hey, Maggie, thanks for texting the kids and telling them to wish me happy. Thomas, man. She goes, I didn't do that. I go, oh. They just all randomly within one minute at 3. 3:01 and 3:02 in the afternoon, texted me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, it's the Thought that counts.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, no, it was perfect. I didn't have to see any of my kids. It was the perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Father said.

[Jeff Oskay]

Silence.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is that about Mother's Day? It seems like dad's supposed to take the kids and give her the day off. Yeah, the traditional. The nuclear family. But on Dad's Day. Here, take the kids. He gets the kids even on fun, right? Well, is this all confusing? What did you do with your father when he was. He gave you a banjo. But other than that, he would have.

[Tom Griswold]

He had. There was a favorite restaurant of his called Hodak's in St. Louis. And we would go there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Typically, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They specialized in. At Hodex or they had fried chicken. Fried chicken.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, don't forget about the hoes.

[Tom Griswold]

The hoes were eliminated in 1987.

[Jeff Oskay]

There was like a new mayor or something.

[Tom Griswold]

It was awful.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a high end Hooters or something.

[Tom Griswold]

And so then they went, well, we can't have whores. What else do people like? Well, people like fried chicken.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Number one, get laid. Number two, fried chicken. That's not a bad. That's not a bad idea. Well, what's coming up in news this morning, Christie?

[Christy Lee]

I haven't had a chance to look. No, we have a lot. We have a guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got a guy.

[Christy Lee]

We got a guy in Florida. You know these Florida guys. 85 in street racing. We'll tell you about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, I saw that guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, now there's. This is politically correct to call it street racing, not drag racing, right? Yes, it's a totally different thing.

[Christy Lee]

Got to call it street racing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What happened to drag racing? What's the problem with that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, drag racing is a professional sport and it's. It's condoned.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Street racing or a bunch of kids.

[Christy Lee]

I think they were street racing on the freeway by my house over the weekend. Mike, did you hear it?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Holy so moly. I don't know how they get those cars so loud, first of all. And it seemed like it went on forever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you call the police?

[Christy Lee]

No, I didn't call the police.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you call the police, John?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

No matter how loud it got.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I wouldn't. You know me, I'm kind of. I kind of root on the ne' er do wells a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go get them. Well, we'll try to cover the World cup as best we can. Oh, I'm sorry. The World Cup.

[Producer/Announcer]

And

[Bob Kevoian]

we do have a world record. And Norway continues to take America by storm. Now that's the 300 kilogram of fish they've had shipped in, that's 660 pounds to you and me. And some famous brown cheese to the training base in North Carolina. You can smell it from here.

[Pat Godwin]

There's.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a problem with Nick's fans and trash cans and a world record involving baked beans.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I had baked beans yesterday. That's a good thing. Oh, I don't know. I'm okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Keep an ear on her.

[Christy Lee]

I'm okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you do the Beano?

[Christy Lee]

I love baked beans. No, I didn't have any problems.

[Bob Kevoian]

You put all the Put sugar in there. Molasses.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't make them. It was, I think, catered. My sister.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a catered affair. Oh, about that.

[Christy Lee]

A little barbecue. Baked beans. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you.

[Christy Lee]

It's Father's Day. People shouldn't have to work.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you make the conversation with the help?

[Christy Lee]

No, it wasn't that kind.

[Bob Kevoian]

You said cater.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you kind. You go pick up, you know, at the barbecue place and bring it home and.

[Bob Kevoian]

You made it sound bigger than it was.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry. No, not. We're not that fancy. Well, not that fancy.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Monday. Tuesday. Hyundai. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Hyundai. Already.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And while the world was watching FIFA and the World Cup, Hyundai has its eyes on the next generation of talent. Hey, they don't wait for an invitation. Not Hyundai. Hyundai's always move the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on all their vehicles. Like my beautiful Tucson hybrid. I love you. And engineered EVs with ultra fast charging capability. And Hyundai is still doing this every day. Because the future isn't some far off concept. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA. And if you're watching Cape Verde, you saw the big Hyundai banners at the end of the goal. It was awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, Cape Verde doesn't sound. It's my ear. Right.

[Christy Lee]

I know I said the same thing, but it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like Voxina. But that I don't know. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Will. We will be back. And when we come back, we'll be here. This is the Bob and Tom show.

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[Bob Kevoian]

to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick in his cocktail shirt. What's the old joke? Let's have a cocktail, talks to the girl. I get the tail. Guess what you get.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think. I don't remember it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know me. Tell joke, show dies. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

I disagree. I think you know your way around

[Bob Kevoian]

a joke better than There's Ace Cosby. Hello, Ideal and being muddled. I'm Chick. There's Jeff Osuke.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

And let's go to emails from our listeners concerning calling me a blowhard, which. Well, I will go along with the Archies. We have photographic proof of this. Evidently I shot my mouth off last week and said hot Dog plays tambourine in the Archies. Evidently Betty plays tambourine in the Archies.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick, how dare you.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Hot Dog conducts the band. I had no idea. There he is. Look at him.

[Christy Lee]

You're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

With the conductor in the. In his right paw. And there's Veronica playing the. Or Ronnie playing. Playing the organ.

[Tom Griswold]

I kind of like the idea of Hot Dog playing the tambourine more.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think so, too.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. It works better than conducting.

[Bob Kevoian]

If they would have workshopped that, they would have known. And did you like. Be honest. You like Sugar Sugar?

[Christy Lee]

I love that song was one of my first 45s. And for you people out there that don't know what a 45 is, what

[Pat Godwin]

was our follow up to Sugar Sugar?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they had one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something like bang the drum Slowly.

[Christy Lee]

I know it's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're too young for sugar.

[Tom Griswold]

Sugar.

[Bob Kevoian]

You probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I grew up listening to the oldies, though my parents always had it on. Well, familiar. Well, well aware.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honey, Honey. Oh, see, See, you all know it. Okay. Do you like Sugar?

[Commercial/Ad Voice]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I remember one morning we. For that song came up. This was one of the first mornings I was in here, Chick. And I. I couldn't. I still laugh about this every now and again. A young chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was never the case.

[Tom Griswold]

Sugar, sugar. And he goes, honey, honey. And the next line he goes, you are my candy whore.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I might have wrote. I think I might have wrote that right there on the spot.

[Christy Lee]

Candy, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Honey, honey.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let's see.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's all do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You are my candy. Oh, yeah, I like that. I like that very much.

[Christy Lee]

And you've got me wanting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anybody else? Got any? You got a letter, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, hold on to it. You guys were talking, talking about the keytar the other day. This is from Michael. He doesn't say where he lives. That's up to him. This is some gentleman playing keytar on stage. And I'm not sure who this band is, but look at that. They are ready to rock.

[Tom Griswold]

It's looks like they're called the Glam Band and they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Must be some sort of COVID 80s.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that is.

[Christy Lee]

That is some wig, dude.

[Pat Godwin]

That's quite an outfit.

[Jeff Oskay]

That is some belly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's who I want to see if I. If I go see the Glam Band. That's who I want.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like a Casey in the Sunshine Band belly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at the. Look at the young thin kid on bass.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nobody speaks to him in the band.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got a lap.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because he's getting all the girls.

[Tom Griswold]

My goodness, that's a great keytar. Yeah, he's. He'll be swatting them away, won't he?

[Pat Godwin]

You know, our favorite, Donald Sagan plays a keytar. Did you know that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, he does. Yes. Not so much anymore, but. Oh, no, I know. During the certain period of time during the year. Yeah, that's true. What do you got over there, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

This is from Shannon in Kennewick, Washington. Humane Society there. Good morning radio friends. I was looking for a new bottle of vitamins and asked my husband, this is a Thomas.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is such our show. I was looking for new vitamins if

[Christy Lee]

they were in the bathroom glove box.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you go to someone else's home for the evening, do you go through Their medicine. You go to the bathroom. Do you go through the medicine cabinet? Be honest. No Christine? No.

[Jess Hooker]

Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

The answer is I never have.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always do. Oscar, do you do it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Never.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

What? Have you found anything fun?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. I rob them blind.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you. You look to take.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you know? According to. I look to take. According to who? Chandler Bing. I'm spacing on Matthew Perry. In Matthew Perry's book, he would follow the open houses in the area and go and look at houses specifically to go look real in the medicine cabinet.

[Tom Griswold]

That's when you know you've got something going on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or did he have it sew together?

[Christy Lee]

But this is interesting because I don't keep medicine in the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nothing. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the medicine cabinet.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have a medicine cabinet.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, most of mine is in the kitchen.

[Christy Lee]

Most of mine's in the kitchen as well. In the pantry. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would it surprise you guys to know that I have it everywhere? I have it in one bathroom and a little in another bathroom and some in the kitchen.

[Christy Lee]

And we have a medicine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I think there's some. Might be some on my end table that. Where I sit and watch television.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's in case I need a quick hit of something. I have it right there so I don't even have to get up.

[Christy Lee]

Pat, where do you keep your drugs?

[Pat Godwin]

A half. Half and half kitchen and the bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, my mom always kept him in the kitchen. I just thought that's what you did. I don't know why.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have a pill caddy yet, Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

I have three.

[Bob Kevoian]

Three pill cat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Morning, afternoon, and evening.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, gosh. Yeah. Because you got the thing.

[Christy Lee]

Do you sit there on Sundays and fill your pill?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's.

[Pat Godwin]

It's sort of tradition, right?

[Tom Griswold]

It is, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what it is? You know what I found?

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's humbling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's mostly.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yours are mostly supplements, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right back down to earth. I think the only.

[Tom Griswold]

It's only 12 prescriptions and then the rest are just supplements and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

At that age, do you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you have a letter? Did I see you with a piece of paper?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I do have a letter. Speaking of, Thomas. Good morning, gang. Longtime listener, first time emailer. This weekend I was playing dolls with my 4 year old daughter. That's adorable. She set it up to do Tom's favorite thing, go camping. She had it all set up, a campf and all. She was ready to make the s' mores to which she Then asked me, daddy, could you hand me the fire sandwich?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Love the show. That's Dan from Nina, Wisconsin. Oh, P.S. tell Oscar the hot dog trick is amazing.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

The hot dog in the paper towel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Paper towel in the microwave. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter from Wisconsin. This is from Cronin Welter. Wisconsin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep, that's it. Home of cheddar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Go Cronin. Cheddar.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you don't have cheddar from Cronin water. Yeah, it's not cheddar.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. This is from Scott. My 14 year old daughter was struggling to find the words as she was looking for a crystal light flavoring packet for her water. She asked me if we had any water seasoning

[Bob Kevoian]

they shouldn't name.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's our new favorite phrase.

[Tom Griswold]

When you guys would play dolls with your. With. When you play dolls with little girls. Yeah, because I would play with my nieces dolls. Yeah. I would never get the lines right.

[Bob Kevoian]

They would tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. But I would say. No, no, she wouldn't say that. She says this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they would. They would have notes right away.

[Christy Lee]

They were directors at a young age.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you ever get the mob? Uncle Josh is growing in dull time.

[Tom Griswold]

I never got that because I was. I'm a. I'm a. I can follow orders.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Just to keep.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she wants to go to the cheerleading camp.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sorry, Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had the. The oldest daughter had the Barbie. The dream Barbie Dream House with the elevator. Just like in the. In the commercial or the music video.

[Christy Lee]

The movie.

[Tom Griswold]

I put one of those together once.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you?

[Tom Griswold]

I remember a barn door being particularly tricky.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was like. It had the elevator. The elevator was. Wasn't that bad. It was this other door that just took, oh, I don't know, most of Christmas morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

I put a little tykes slide together, which they had. Remember they climb up.

[Christy Lee]

There's a platform. Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

That mother. Son of a. It took me eight hours. I don't remember this. So help me, dear Bob and Tom show. I really love that you mentioned my Guinness world record last Friday. I am the town crier from Australia.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He can.

[Tom Griswold]

He has so loud. He's as loud as rock concerts and a jet engine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. It was a record.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well like 132 decibels.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Something insane.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is Lord Joseph McGrail.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a Lord.

[Christy Lee]

And where is he? Again?

[Bob Kevoian]

It says town crier from Australia.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

He's listening to the show. That's awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what he's. Or he's upside down. You think?

[Tom Griswold]

Why did he email us? I thought he would have just shouted it to us.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, lots of nots of town cry now, are you? Huh? Dear Bob and Tom show a new treasured host. That sounds like a.

[Christy Lee]

He's butter.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want you all to know I had a spam dog at the West Michigan White Caps game on Father's Day. Yeah, it was absolutely delicious. Similar flavor and color as a bratwurst with the shape of a hot dog.

[Christy Lee]

Aren't bratwurst shaped like a hot dog?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, they've got more of a curve to them than their feet.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's all. It's all spam.

[Tom Griswold]

No reason to be ornery.

[Bob Kevoian]

Spam. And I have no. It was kind of a shot at the letter.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, letter writer.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't have a problem with spam. I'll have a spam. One of my treasured afternoons is cartoons and Josh and the microwave and Spam and cheese on white bread. We had a great day.

[Tom Griswold]

We had different types of spam and cheese.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, we did.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my cartoons. Were you watching?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Bucks bunny. There's the whole stable. Did we have Zima that day, too?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that was a different day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, those are good times. Dear Bob and Tom show, long time listener, first time emailer. Just because Tom is absolutely no interest. I was at a World cup game in Vancouver, British Columbia, on Sunday. I sat in the upper deck. $140 a ticket. I purchased them a couple months ago. My name's Don. I live in Yakima, Washington.

[Christy Lee]

All right. You have a good time?

[Bob Kevoian]

He had a great time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

He loves. He loves. $140. That's. That's competitive pricing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For upper decker. Like that boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you know what the upper decker is, Josh?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I. You know, I've never known anyone who's done one, and I've never done it. And I've never been to a party where it's been done.

[Christy Lee]

I think you do maybe know somebody that's done one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and I was unaware. Gotcha. Like somebody.

[Christy Lee]

I think he talks about it too much to not have done.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't tell.

[Pat Godwin]

I think he has.

[Tom Griswold]

You think Tom has done an upper decker?

[Commercial/Ad Voice]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he says he has.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Actually has. I don't think anyone actually has. I think it's just legend, really.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone has.

[Christy Lee]

Someone has done. But there's a frat boy somewhere in a frat house.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you imagine?

[Tom Griswold]

This is when you go number two in the.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the tank.

[Tom Griswold]

In the tank, not the actual.

[Christy Lee]

And I love frat boys. Don't get me wrong, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's kind of brilliant. Whoever came up with, yeah, just go in the tank.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you aware of anyone who's ever done one, Jeff?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you do it? Does it clog everything up?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's gonna.

[Jeff Oskay]

But your. Your clean water is no longer coming into the tank. Will no longer be clean for a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you'll. For quite a while, you'll wonder what the hell's going on.

[Christy Lee]

What's that smell?

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't do anything. And the bowl's full of boy. Let's see. Dear radio legends, as a longtime listener, I know that you often talk about scientific terms for groups of animals. My favorite has always been a mob of kangaroos until I saw this posted on Instagram. A group of a certain alternative lifestyle are called a militia. Etheridge.

[Tom Griswold]

Here comes the militia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anybody? Anybody that's from Gary in Iowa.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Gary, will you behave yourself?

[Bob Kevoian]

Gary's naughty. He talks with his guitar, I guess.

[Jeff Oskay]

Speaking of animals and groups, Dear Bob and Tom, the leader of a school of sturgeon is called a sturgeon general. That's from Spencer Stewart in Monroe, Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I had no ideas. Thanks for filling me.

[Bob Kevoian]

All I'm thinking is if Tom had read that letter, I would not have laughed. I don't know why. I don't know why.

[Christy Lee]

You guys fish this weekend? Anybody?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Catch anything?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The biggest, I think, was a 308.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

What does that mean?

[Bob Kevoian]

What is that?

[Christy Lee]

Not bad at all.308.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a keyboard.

[Commercial/Ad Voice]

What's what?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's 808.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Oh, man. To get to catch an 808 would be something. Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

What is 30 pounds, 8 ounces?

[Tom Griswold]

3 pounds and.08? I don't remember what you said. If I had it.

[Pat Godwin]

What's your biggest?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my. £5. Oh, so not. Not.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not too bad.

[Tom Griswold]

The chick. It's the Chick McGee method. Not too small, not too sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you don't want. You don't want to draw attention. Right. You want to have a good time.

[Christy Lee]

Do you keep a log of the fish?

[Tom Griswold]

Like, I just remember my pbs. You do personal best.

[Christy Lee]

I. I understand.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you really know all the lingo, don't you?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I wouldn't have figured out pb.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know if you kept a log like Saturday, June 20th, caught a three pounder. You know that kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Fish log.

[Producer/Announcer]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Do you make That I bet they do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you wrap your own lures and stuff? Are you that. To that level? You have like one of those jeweler mirrors that you can really do.

[Christy Lee]

Fly fishing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Interesting flies. Well, but you can also make your.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can tie skirts onto jigs and stuff like that. So. Yeah, I mean, you can.

[Christy Lee]

You mean the bass? Like they're dragging. Like they're.

[Pat Godwin]

Ooh, look at that.

[Christy Lee]

Dressed up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

On the weekends, it's lonely there in the water.

[Jeff Oskay]

What were you throwing there this weekend, Josh? A little whopper plopper. You walking the spook? What are you doing out there?

[Tom Griswold]

I threw a. The only top water. Oh, I got a great frog bite yesterday. Oh, yeah? Yeah. That's exciting.

[Jeff Oskay]

Those are the best.

[Tom Griswold]

So you just. It's a frog looking thing. It looks like a frog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And you just hop it a little bit over some plants. Water.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you catch something on that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Those are fun.

[Tom Griswold]

A big bass. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Oskay]

They hit it hard.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about walking the spook? What'd you say?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a walking. A cane. A top water. It's. It just looks almost like a hot dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, and then not. Not colored like a hot dog, but it's. And then it has two treble hooks and you can. The technique is you make it go like this and it kind of represents a dying shad, that kind of thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the. The fish almost have no chance.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they can't help themselves.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to bite on that.

[Pat Godwin]

Like Thanksgiving dinner on the water.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

You think there's a place down underneath the water where the fish have all these lures and there's like a chart. Do not.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, this one got me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A fish warning. Today's warning.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, on some of these, Christie, they have scuba divers who will go down and find like a log in. And there will be 300 lures hooked to this log. And they'll take them all off and take them up, clean them and sell them.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. It's hilarious when you see the pictures.

[Bob Kevoian]

Also go and resell golf balls probably in the water. Yeah, I bet they do.

[Jeff Oskay]

Me and my brothers used to do that as kids. We would go and driving, right. Or to the coarse fire house with potato sacks and fill them full of balls and put them in egg cartons and bring them back and sell potato sacks. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how you seem a lot older than me?

[Jeff Oskay]

Like just the net that the potatoes coming out of, because you could like drag it and all the soot would go through it. You would have the balls.

[Christy Lee]

You weren't actually scuba diving in the pond.

[Jeff Oskay]

You were like knee deep.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, gotcha.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet the potato industry are dismayed that they use their sacks perfect for straining golf balls off the bottom of the lake.

[Tom Griswold]

The burlap lobbyist Congress steps they're not

[Bob Kevoian]

buying our potatoes to eat them now. Coming up, Wyndham Clark wins the US Open. Tyler Corey Haim won the NASCAR event. Christian lundgard won the IndyCar event. And more sports, including a world record. And Norway and 660 pounds of fish. And North America Carolina. But first, in today's uncertain economy, American Financing is helping families.

[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Producer/Announcer]

for listening this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

I've I've tried.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, me neither.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Producer/Announcer]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, man. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick McGee and I think it's time for sports. Right after the Archies. No, not again. Let's see. Cape Verde's magical start to the World cup isn't over. It might just be getting started. The tiny island nation that stunned tournament favorite Spain last week did it again against Uruguay. And there is something hollow about what I'm going to say as far as sports goes and sports fans and. Yeah, yeah. Backing your team. This is the big story. They did it again against Uruguay on Sunday, coming from behind for a 22 draw. Kevin Pina scored on a free kick for Cape Baird's first ever goal in the World Cup. Elio Varela scored the equalizer for what has become one of the most surprising teams, the expanded 48 team tournament. And as we learned, Vozina, the goaltender for Kate Verde Baird. His mom was in town and she sat in the suite in Miami. I don't know how she wrangled that.

[Jeff Oskay]

How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I would hope that. I would hope someone charged her. You couldn't let her sit in there for free.

[Producer/Announcer]

Oh, wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure you wouldn't make your mom.

[Christy Lee]

I think she was probably invited.

[Bob Kevoian]

No free moms, man. Oh, did you hear about your Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Matthew Tkachuk and Brady Tkachuk are about to team up in Florida. The Panthers pulled off another summertime blockbuster. The Panthers and Ottawa have a deal where Florida sends four draft picks to the senders for Brady. The picks were Florida's first round of this year and they're going to be playing together. Is that heartwarming as all get out.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fun, man. That's lovely.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's fair. That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Old big waltz boys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why they. I never really. I forget why they call Keith Tkachuk Big Walt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big Walt.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget what the reason is. I'll have to look it up again.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't think of a more hockey name than Kachuk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no joke.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like a puck hitting off the boards.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or that.

[Tom Griswold]

Or off the post.

[Bob Kevoian]

Off that guy's face.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That hurts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Corey Haim out. Dual or Heim. Nascar. He won NASCAR event in San Diego. Christian Lundgard won the Indy Car event Road America up there somewhere in a far off land called Wisconsin. And let's see. Norway's soccer team prepared for the World Cup. They brought over a ton of traditional food products to their training base in North Carolina. According to the Norwegian sun, the team has flown in more than 660 pounds of fish, 255 pounds of the country's famous brown cheese and about 6,000 oranges. Now, I don't want to.

[Christy Lee]

We've got some pretty good oranges.

[Bob Kevoian]

We've got some pretty good orange.

[Tom Griswold]

Norway orange.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Is that.

[Pat Godwin]

How is that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Their acclaimed chef, Norwegian name, has been enlisted to oversee the team's nutrition. Aaron Esplaland.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, Espla land.

[Bob Kevoian]

As far as you can see, it's green space.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they brought those oranges over by ship. They're naval oranges.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's lovely, Ace. WITH APPLAUSE all right. Anyway, this chef, the world renowned chef, has been acclaimed to oversee the team's nutrition. Told a Norwegian website, VG Feeder. We want what we think is good and work with the best Norwegian ingredients available. That wasn't him halting speaking like that. That was me having trouble reading.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it is Norwegian.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is Norwegian.

[Christy Lee]

Everything has, like, a lot of, um,

[Bob Kevoian]

lots of, um, lots and whatever. Backwards. They don't have backward letters.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure they do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Norwegian.

[Tom Griswold]

They have dots and oddness. Would you try the brown cheese?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I would. I'm a big cheese guy, though. I. I like, I like.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what makes it brown.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm guessing mold, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, whatever the mold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe some sort of protein maybe. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It just seems like it would be strong, doesn't it, Josh?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Smell it. Have you guys seen the videos that have gone viral? The New York Knicks parade, celebration of their world championship and all the stuff that was going on in the crowd.

[Christy Lee]

I've just seen that one that we mentioned that was horrible about the girl up on twerking.

[Bob Kevoian]

The girl twerking?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I saw that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see the man? And obviously a foot fetish.

[Christy Lee]

No, woman.

[Tom Griswold]

I did see that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. The toe sucking and.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

He's going to town.

[Bob Kevoian]

He is going to town. She's giggling and.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, man, that guy is focused.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was like he. That's why he was there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I can relate this to a story for the kids. Oh, on Love island, the challenge the other day, they had yesterday Sunday. So whenever. The last episode, not Sunday's episode, the one before that, the guy had to get down and kiss all the girls. Toes. I almost lost it. I had to turn the channel.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't like you were so turned on.

[Christy Lee]

No, it was. Made me sick to my stomach because I am, you know, I hate feet anyway. And to watch him do that, it just made me physically ill almost.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't care to have your feet attended to?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Spend time on the feet or did he just.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I mean he was. He and the. And then the girls were talking about it after and they're like, I've never had that done before. That was. Some of them really liked it, but some of them were like, that's not for me. Yeah, it was. It was something, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

So not just kissing.

[Christy Lee]

He was going, oh, he was licking their tongue.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no. This guy at the New York Knicks parade, he had her half her foot in his mouth.

[Christy Lee]

How is that celebrate an NBA championship?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, how does. Would you rather see that or a car on fire?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, how about that?

[Tom Griswold]

That is.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't my car

[Bob Kevoian]

or a couch burn. It depends on if the couch went with the drapes, right? Yeah. Burn that couch out in the backyard. I've had it.

[Tom Griswold]

So you hate feed so much you don't want a man attending to your foot?

[Christy Lee]

No. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Anybody ever try?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me see that foot feet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Put them foot feet in my face.

[Christy Lee]

I don't mind having my feet rubbed like at a professional.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll be honest, I do have. I do have a foot thing. Kind of a foot thing. That's what daddy likes. But I don't care to have my feet looked after.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. Do you like.

[Tom Griswold]

I know I don't need that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oscar, you want your foot?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I want no one near my feet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I'm kidding.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like a pedicure?

[Tom Griswold]

I love a pedicure, but I don't need. I don't need my toes sucked. Is that what you're asking?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wouldn't do that to someone. Make them give my feet a pedicure.

[Christy Lee]

Are they that bad?

[Jeff Oskay]

Who knows? But I don't want anyone to have to deal with that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you wear a pair of socks more than once? Yeah, well, I think they're fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You're not poking through. Your toenails aren't poking through. You're all right.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I mean, I tend. Okay, you do. Just let them run. Run.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like you're sitting there at home at the Oscar and you're watching Love island

[Jeff Oskay]

and you're tending to your feet like once a. Once a Month.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe once. Once a month.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay. You know, that doesn't get it back

[Bob Kevoian]

in order often enough, or.

[Tom Griswold]

Fly just landed on my head.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's o. Oh, was that a fly?

[Tom Griswold]

A fly just landed on my head.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't see the fly. All I saw you do was just slam your hand into the side of your head.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what makes me sad about this? I'm sorry to interrupt.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought you were commenting on Jeff's.

[Tom Griswold]

We will get back to this. But when the fly landed on my head two years ago, three years ago, four years ago, I wouldn't have known.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that I'm bald, I feel it.

[Pat Godwin]

He would have just got lost up there five years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I wouldn't have felt it. But no, his little legs on my pate. Oh, he probably puked on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just washing up. Well, every time they land, they vomit, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Like a poor flyer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't worry. We've got a world record coming up. And what else is. We got pickleball coming up in sports.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We got a horny couple on a Ferris wheel. We got it all.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just. Oh, you couldn't do that, could you? You don't care for the Ferris wheel

[Tom Griswold]

or I don't think. Softened physiologically. I don't think I could get there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's.

[Bob Kevoian]

No matter how not a fan you. Elvira? Top of the Ferris wheel.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll make it work.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I thought. We'll be right back. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Producer/Announcer]

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[Christy Lee]

You have one new message translating. Disney and Pixar's Hoppers is now available on Disney.

[Tom Griswold]

You could say that again.

[Christy Lee]

Critics are calling it Pixar's funniest movie ever. And a wildly entertaining ride. Blizzard Potato. It's certified fresh and verified hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we party.

[Jess Hooker]

This is incredible.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am clearing the rest of the day.

[Christy Lee]

Disney and Pixar's Hoppers is now available on Disney.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rated PG.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's all ready to go. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, there's Jeff Osuke.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hang on. I gotta go to the basement. I dropped some. Oh, okay, here we go. This note from. Thank you. This note from the sports world. Serena Williams is going to play singles at Wimbledon.

[Pat Godwin]

Cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

After accepting a wild card invitation, the all England club made the announcement eight days before the grass court grand slam starts. The move comes a 44 year old Serena recently returned to competition in doubles after nearly four years away from professional tennis.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're having Wimbledon in England this year.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll have to check on that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe so.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's their year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I think it was in Spain.

[Bob Kevoian]

It rotates. Yeah. Spain and then.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Portugal and you know all the countries under the.

[Tom Griswold]

It's been a while since it's been here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Do we have any grass courts here that we play?

[Tom Griswold]

They don't play on grass. So their shoes will get all dewy.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have a really good. No. Mason is Cincinnati. That's. Is that. I think. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I'm just making.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever played on clay?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know how.

[Christy Lee]

I've never. I'm not a tennis player.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would make. I would grab some clay and make a snake.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or maybe a ball and just say. Just sit there and play instead of. I would be dismissed.

[Tom Griswold]

Tennis I find to be nigh impossible.

[Christy Lee]

Especially if you have no depth perception.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's really hard. Yeah. I did not do well in that game.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't. You didn't have death perception?

[Christy Lee]

I have no depth.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you do have death perception. No, because I have a death story

[Christy Lee]

if you'd like one.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but you're. Because you're. I. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I got a. I got a weird eye.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you tell that I to get off its ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good job.

[Pat Godwin]

Anymore though, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll fix that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, geez.

[Tom Griswold]

Lazy. That's like zoo lion lazy. Stupid.

[Christy Lee]

World record. Wait a minute. And we have a pickleball story.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Actually real quick, Chrissy. So you. You had a lazy eye. You had it fixed?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you like my ex wife that the more drunk you get that lazy eye starts coming back.

[Christy Lee]

It can come back.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

A little bourbon. It comes back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Laser come back.

[Pat Godwin]

Any kind of fool could have seen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, look at this. A nurse in Florida is facing felony charges following a pickleball rage incident. According to court records, 47 year old suspect Michelle Lauren Bannister allegedly interjected herself into an argument between her son and another player about the retrieval of a ball. She then struck the victim in the head several times with a pickleball paddle.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Leaving injury to his face that caused several cuts and a large amount of blood.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Bob Kevoian]

The woman faces felony charges. Aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. A pickleball paddle.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Effley Bailey is going after this and giving a false name upon being arrested. Oh, you can't give a false name.

[Commercial/Ad Voice]

Don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You sure can. Barker.

[Bob Kevoian]

Claude Barker.

[Christy Lee]

I think you're the only one that plays pickleball in the room.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah? Nobody plays at all.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think anybody else.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom will play with his kids in the driveway, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I don't count. It's.

[Christy Lee]

I've tried anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Playing with your kids doesn't count Poker.

[Tom Griswold]

It does seem fun. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Play poker.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just better. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Good way to hurt your shoulder. Are your pickleball days over?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, no. I'm gonna make a comeback in about seven months. Eight months.

[Bob Kevoian]

About seven months. We'll be right back out there.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm looking forward to. It's a long way off, though.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Got your pickleball, then. You got you. You know what? You got a different kind of pickleball. We have a band set up in the next room.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, we do.

[Pat Godwin]

Chick's gonna give them the G's, gonna just point a finger and they're gonna start playing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

3, 5, 7, 9.

[Pat Godwin]

Pickleball Naked pickleball Sweaty in the summer Nippy in the fall Playing pickleball Naked pickleball except for shoes Are wearing nothing at all Flapping parts in private places Meemaws who ha's in their faces Incontinence in eventuality at the Seniors Nudist Colony Playing pickleball Naked pickleball thank you, Gramps. Micro Dickel is mighty small Playing pickleball Naked pickleball Try not to fall on your pickling ball Boobs are flopping Knees are bruised Hips replaced and backs are fused Sagging sacks are waving in the breeze Take one to the nuts and you're down on your knees Doing pickleball Playing pickleball Trip and fall and an ambulance is called Playing pickleball naked pickleball Past their prime in the onatural to the bridge Pickleball's all the rage, Folks of a certain age but nudity is best left to the young Ooh, la, la. Look at them having fun Wrinkling in the sun I had no idea Saul was so well hung. Playing pickleball naked pickleball Better than a swim or walk in the mall Playing pickleball Naked pickleball With Esther, Clem, Thelma

[Tom Griswold]

and Big D Soul Pickleball.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you, man.

[Christy Lee]

Good job, Pat. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are several 24 hour pickleball places around here. Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

I know there's a nice one. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I have a friend, of course I have a friend that owns a pickleball. Pickleball place. But I don't think it's open 24 hours.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell that friend to give us a couple hours.

[Christy Lee]

I'll tell you what they have are great drinks,

[Tom Griswold]

drunk and pickleball.

[Bob Kevoian]

There goes another ball in the hall playing pickleball.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Kelly, love your place.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All righty now. It's time. Stupid.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. A United Kingdom man is marinating in a baked bean bath to break a world record. According to the BBC.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Colin Jones covered himself in over 14 tins of baked beans outside a pub in Norwich with the hope of spending a total of 4 days, 10 hours in the bean bath.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's not only trying to claim the 40 year old. 40 year old record, but he's also raising money for the Feed Social supermarket where he volunteers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, the homeless will eat these beans once I've removed my bare asphalt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they would have to. They would. Would he end up tasting like baked beans or would the baked beans taste like him?

[Tom Griswold]

This is just sort of a gross notion. Even though we love baked beans.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't. I can't make my baked beans sweet enough.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, a lot of brown sugar.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I've been known. Brown sugar, sweet and low equal. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. It'll get you there. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's why you make your own from scratch. That's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. God, no.

[Christy Lee]

I take like, there's like 17 flavors of baked beans now. You can mix and match them. That's the key.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

It sounds like a baked bean bar.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I have a sweet and spicy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, mix them up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Nice. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to bake beans over a baked potato.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I very much enjoyed it.

[Christy Lee]

You know they baked beans in England for breakfast.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Part of the traditional breakfast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Baked beans on toast. Yeah, they love it over there. What the hell is that all about?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm being told we have a disgusting picture that you all should look at. There he is. Is that him? That's him.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and it is a traditional bathtub. I was thinking like one of those kiddie pools.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's tattooed.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did not expect the tattoos.

[Tom Griswold]

Like an old school circusman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. How old is this guy?

[Bob Kevoian]

It does not say how old he is in the story.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like he looks like a

[Pat Godwin]

comedian friend of mine, Edward Yan. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks like there's been.

[Christy Lee]

He looks like he's sitting in a mud bath.

[Bob Kevoian]

An incident on the walls of the tub.

[Tom Griswold]

He looks like if Daniel Craig's life had gone really poorly at 22. And this was where he ended up, exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

In an alternate universe, this is Daniel Craig.

[Tom Griswold]

If Daniel Craig and the old man from the Six Flags commercials had a baby.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And a tin, evidently, is a giant can.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like a can.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are massive. The big can, like you see in a school cafeteria. One of those. One of those 10.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he is wearing trunks at least,

[Jeff Oskay]

so you can't see his pork and the beans.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had the rubber ducks there on the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he did. How sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

How long does he have to stew in those?

[Bob Kevoian]

14 days. What is it? No, no, no. Four days. Four days and 10 hours.

[Christy Lee]

How does he go to the bathroom?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I think you saw some of that on the side of the tub. Thank you. You want the record or not there?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like a neglected baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Colin baby. Did anyone change this? Come on, Christy. What's coming up in news?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a very interesting day today. June 22nd is national. We'll keep you posted on that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of babies, I watched Three Men and a Baby over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember what a massive hit that was? It was like the number one grossing movie of 87 or something hot.

[Bob Kevoian]

America's imagination.

[Tom Griswold]

It's garbage. I had. No, I remember watching it when it first came out on video cassette and being, I don't know, semi bored. I was nine or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you got? Gutenberg, Danson and.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And, you know, three charming guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Gosh darn it. It's terrible. Just terrible.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I've ever seen it.

[Tom Griswold]

Was Coke that influential? On who? On what movies people were seeing in the 80s?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Coke made a lot of deals.

[Pat Godwin]

Hence Popeye.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Popeye got made. Right.

[Christy Lee]

The girls are home. And they got to pick the movie the other night. Guess what they chose the Sting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a great movie.

[Christy Lee]

They loved it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, That's a good one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Had they seen it before?

[Christy Lee]

No, they had never seen it before. They had seen Butch Cassidy, but they had not seen the stairs.

[Jess Hooker]

Are they.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they crush on Newman and Redford? A little bit.

[Christy Lee]

A little bit. They love Paul Newman's eyes. They think they're Very dreamy.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you love that? What is your youngest, 23?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she'll be 24 in July, but yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My gosh, I love that A23 is still swooning over these old.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you tell your daughters they're both dead?

[Christy Lee]

No, I didn't tell them, but they know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know. And there's a trick. I remember. I like this thing so much. I did. I saw it before. I. Someone told me the trick in it.

[Christy Lee]

What's the trick?

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta watch it again.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a twist there.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a twist. There's a trick.

[Christy Lee]

There's a trick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a trick in the movie. Did you watch the movie?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you accidentally watched the Sting too, with Jackie Gleason.

[Christy Lee]

No, I watched this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mack Davis.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, you were watching the B movie. No, that was.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is the Sting.

[Tom Griswold]

The B movie was originally.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a trick about the. Yeah. Now I'll tell you off the air. I really don't want to spoil it.

[Christy Lee]

Don't spoil it.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. There is Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick McGee and I have a question for you, please. Do you guys agree that Mexico is the greatest country on earth? After seeing the Mexican fans celebrate in this way, you'll see the video coming up. They're celebrating their World cup team. It's hard to explain, but they have a woman in a traffic, a wide yellow traffic cone. And you can't see her. But there's another woman in another traffic cone. They're going to run into each other.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

And bam. And then they, they pick the winner up.

[Tom Griswold]

My gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then beers everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

They shower themselves.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but the lady who got knocked down is still late.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's in the hospital.

[Tom Griswold]

She'll get up again. They're never gonna keep her down.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't. You can't keep her down.

[Tom Griswold]

Should we at least be doing this at the border? All right, whoever wins this barrel smashing, you can come over.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can. You will give it to you. I've always said that you. Are you familiar with the San Onofre border crossing checkpoint is in San Diego?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like way inland. And I say if they get it that far, give it to them.

[Tom Griswold]

They're already here.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Holy hell.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're like, they're, they're more in the country than I am. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever have to go through it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I always got a little. I had to do it a couple times, and any checkpoint. I was sort of oddly nervous, and I. There was no reason.

[Christy Lee]

You can tell us. We won't tell anybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

I went to Tijuana, and I was nervous as a cat from the time I crossed the border until I can't. But the time I came home, it was frightening, and I don't know why.

[Tom Griswold]

There's just always something in the back of my head of going, they're gonna just say that you can't come back into your country.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I had the most. I had the most delicious Mexican dinner, and salsa was crazy great. And I went to the bathroom, and there were just wires hanging out on the wall everywhere. I'm not making this up.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, arcing.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, nothing. Everything worked.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But there wasn't any sort of nice, neat box or anything on it or nothing like that. It was just hair. It works.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Whenever you're like, oh, we have too many monopolies in this country. Like, you go to another country where there's none, and there's 9,000 wires running through the streets, and you're like, oh, maybe the monopolies are okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe it's good we have OSHA or whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

But aren't you always traveling through the border with that one wagon? Wacky friend you're worried about,

[Bob Kevoian]

are you?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I am. Good.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know who. That wacky friend on this visit, George Lopez. That was the wacky friend. And we saw a donkey.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Painted like a zebra, wearing a sombrero, and you could get your picture taken with him.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then there was a puppy dog.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tied to a lamppost. Wow. And let's put it this way, the puppy dog didn't need to be tied anywhere. Oh, yeah. It was just.

[Jeff Oskay]

He wasn't gonna run away.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he wasn't gonna go anywhere. Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

How long were you there? A night. Right. Did you spend the night there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Six hours. No. Oh, six, seven hours. We couldn't get George out of there.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kept going in the back room. Oh, interesting.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Play pool.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of pool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The same trip where this guy from a bar came out on the sidewalk, out. We're walking down the street toward the bar, and he goes, excuse me, fellas. Excuse me. You're not afraid of a little, are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Women.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the slang for you're not afraid, are you?

[Christy Lee]

Down here, I would be afraid.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. I'm terrified.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I'm afraid of what they're carrying.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was an evening.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Where do I go from there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, real quick. I'm sitting at Tom's desk today because Tom is out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's go.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have found an unwrapped Christmas present. And I know that it's Christmas because there are Christmas trees on it and wrapping.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wrapped it.

[Christy Lee]

That's your gift to him, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he unwrapped one of them, but I think I got him.

[Tom Griswold]

You did, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are two Duane Allman replica guitars, and that obviously is the second one.

[Tom Griswold]

He claimed. He claimed two weeks ago. Because you called him out on this. He claimed that he opened both, didn't he?

[Bob Kevoian]

He sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I think sometimes. And I. I'm sure if you asked him, he would say it's for our own good, but I think. I think he might be lying to

[Tom Griswold]

us

[Bob Kevoian]

every now and then.

[Christy Lee]

Should we open it and put it back there and see if he notices?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think we should give it to.

[Pat Godwin]

There's.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to give that to somebody else.

[Christy Lee]

No, you. You should take it back and give it to him again and see if he.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's funny. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Producer/Announcer]

That's.

[Jeff Oskay]

What.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm. Just take it home and then bring it back in.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna make. And be.

[Pat Godwin]

Back me up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna make a big damn deal about it at Christmas. This is hard to find.

[Tom Griswold]

That he in his office is a gift I gave him. I. I guarantee I'm gonna rewrap something I've already given him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think we all should.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You know, give it to him this

[Pat Godwin]

year, Tom has a gift from his mother he's never opened in his office.

[Producer/Announcer]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's. He has other reasons for that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With us, it's just. The man doesn't like receiving gifts.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Or he doesn't like us.

[Bob Kevoian]

Evidently, he loved his mother or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't relate.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wish he had opened it. Kitten's starting to smell.

[Pat Godwin]

Or he died to a lamp post.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you got, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

A new study out there finds exercise Boo. Makes people more generous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

British researchers said the dopamine boost triggered by moderate exercise made participants feel more energized and alert. Those participants who experienced this mood boost were then significantly more likely to donate to charity and to take positive financial risks on their own behalf.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it bad that I have a gym membership? Yeah, a family gym membership. And I can't remember the last time I was at the gym.

[Christy Lee]

Do you still pay for it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Does the family go?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nobody goes. And you know what? I think they like the gym. Likes it that way.

[Pat Godwin]

They'll take a lot of you guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they love me. I get all kinds of mail from them all the time. Emails, snail mail. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What's prohibiting you from going?

[Pat Godwin]

He already looks good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Motivation. I. What did I do yester? I walked in the yard with the dogs and I'm really sore this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember what it used to take to cancel a gym membership? I mean, it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think you had to go

[Tom Griswold]

in there and sometimes you had to go in, and then sometimes you had to hand write a letter and send it to some other place.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, they would not accept emails.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It was nuts. It used to be like that. Canceling porn websites too, like in my 20s.

[Commercial/Ad Voice]

I remember.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I gotta send a note to your mom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's like you gotta call your grandma and tell her what you've been watching. Just such a bummer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. Yeah. It says, however, people have to enjoy breaking a sweat to feel the warm glow of generosity. Though participants who did not experience mood improvement after exercise actually show the opposite pattern and ended up giving less.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Those who didn't exercise enough. I got. I got you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gave less.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you're gonna go to the gym, do it. That's how I. I've.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've asked.

[Tom Griswold]

I've half. Half assed it in the gym before and it's. You do you just leave and go, oh, I'm kind of sweaty and gross.

[Pat Godwin]

I feel bad about it. I'll take a shower and change my clothes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I could have done this at home.

[Christy Lee]

You can have a decent workout out and not sweat.

[Tom Griswold]

You can, but. But when you know you didn't give it your all, it's just the worst.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got gloves?

[Christy Lee]

No, Back in the day when I

[Bob Kevoian]

would really lift, throw the iron around.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you bench with?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, about 40.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no. The answer is twice your weight.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what I bench now. I do that like a machine rather than free weights.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So I have no idea what the weight would be. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't gotta do the freeways.

[Christy Lee]

I know. I do a combo. What do you do?

[Bob Kevoian]

No good. I told you, I haven't been. I don't even know which gym it is now unless I get the email. Oh, that's one of the plans.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have weights at home that you can use?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I picked the dog up. She's like £70.

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Turns out the mini Aussies, not a mini Aussie.

[Tom Griswold]

Does your dog stay still when you bench press her? At first,

[Bob Kevoian]

not to like it very much.

[Pat Godwin]

I went yesterday for the first time in a while.

[Christy Lee]

Did you?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Just.

[Christy Lee]

What would you do?

[Pat Godwin]

I was just. Got annoyed in the sauna with the

[Christy Lee]

politics and people talk in the sauna?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they talk in the sauna and they're talking politics.

[Christy Lee]

That's worth canceling your membership for.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. No one's calming there or doing what they're supposed to. To be doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute.

[Commercial/Ad Voice]

Maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gosh, maybe I'm on to something. Not going.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you are.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm. I'm. I'm part of society. I'm contributing to the bottom line. I just won't go to the gym there.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a podcast that takes place in a sauna?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not yet, there's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Will you start it, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

That's a great idea. Except I'd be the annoying person now in the sauna. No, she had a home.

[Tom Griswold]

So we somehow figured out. Yeah, we'd figure it out. To where it would just be you and your guests.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I think, actually, better yet, Kevin Hart

[Pat Godwin]

does the Ice Plunge podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he does? Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that would be.

[Jeff Oskay]

I thought there. Isn't there a sauna one out called Hot Ones?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not about eating wings.

[Tom Griswold]

Wings?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I've never watched.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you're just being.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't there a time limit on the sauna?

[Bob Kevoian]

What's it take?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, about 15, 20 minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, put a. Put a sauna in the house. Is that.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't take much. We've looked at it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Actually, I could put one in in your house today.

[Jess Hooker]

Today?

[Jeff Oskay]

Today.

[Pat Godwin]

It helps.

[Jeff Oskay]

The heart of Costco. I bring it over. We. We build it today.

[Pat Godwin]

It's so good for your heart.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this the

[Christy Lee]

infrared the.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. There's the Three Stooges one where they stick their head out.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what you want. We'll get it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's probably close to walk in.

[Jeff Oskay]

Closet size.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

It's not too big.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can fit, but it's wood with the rocks and stuff. No kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

The steam, all of them.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Christy Lee]

The one I saw was dry, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, it's dry heat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the sauna's dry with the red.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

The infrared thing. It's the hot thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Schfitz.

[Pat Godwin]

Schitz. Yeah, that's the eucalyptus with the Schitz.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have Eucalyptus. For the. For super shower Saturday?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I had eucalyptus in my bathrooms.

[Bob Kevoian]

The eucalyptus puck.

[Christy Lee]

Ooh.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have to chew it long?

[Bob Kevoian]

About 10 minutes. And you're there? No, you put it on the floor, koala style. They do love eucalyptus.

[Tom Griswold]

They're addicted, man. It's a sad.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm hearing in my head Tom saying. All right,

[Christy Lee]

today, June 22, is National Armadillo Day, national kissing day. It encourage you to reconnect and draw closer to your life.

[Bob Kevoian]

Loved ones, standard kiss or French kiss or.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think it just says the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you make that noise when you go into the French?

[Tom Griswold]

I go, open your mouth as wide as you can. And then she does, and I go. And then I grab her, one hand on the top of her head, one hand on her chin, and I tilt her head back, and then I just plunge my tongue into her mouth like that.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

Women love that. You have to take chances.

[Tom Griswold]

She swoons.

[Bob Kevoian]

I told you this. I dated a girl in high school. She kissed like a ball jar. A mason jar. She just. And would not move or anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give me anything to work with. Just was a weird. It was kind of hot, actually. Now that I think about it.

[Christy Lee]

The act of kissing triggers the release of endorphins, which not only boosts mood, but it can also reduce anxiety and lower your blood pressure.

[Tom Griswold]

But also, sometimes a good kiss can

[Pat Godwin]

give you a boner.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's a really good guess.

[Christy Lee]

You can get a. You can get one from just a kiss?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, of course. Are you kidding me?

[Pat Godwin]

That's hot.

[Tom Griswold]

I can get some before the kiss.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, on the way to the kiss.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Boing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man. You're not talking orgasm.

[Christy Lee]

No, we're talking the boy, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

You're just talking.

[Pat Godwin]

You're chubby.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're loading up the truck.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Putting one in the hopper.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

This thing's hot.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I agree.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a big fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

What would it take to. For one of us guys to kiss another guy? French kiss another guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Money. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

It would take a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Enormous amount of money.

[Christy Lee]

What if you have to be a normal guy?

[Bob Kevoian]

I never have. No, I'm trying to think if I've actually just.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you Frenched another girl?

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right, I'll take that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I kissed another guy on the lips for one second. That was my best friend. Yeah. Jason. We were in college and these two girls said, we will make out if you guys kiss. And we didn't even consider.

[Pat Godwin]

I swear.

[Tom Griswold]

We just. Look, we just both kissed each Other on the lips real quick. And then they made out for five minutes.

[Pat Godwin]

Five minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it was. And then we each made out with them. It was a rad night.

[Christy Lee]

You know, Katy Perry's song Is Right Is Right. You know, girls know how to kiss.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what you are. You're a swinger is what you are, man.

[Tom Griswold]

It was great, man. That was a fun time. Columbia, Missouri.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Gem of the ocean.

[Tom Griswold]

It's also the same night I, Yes. Fell asleep in my clothes, passed out my clothes and woke up wet my jeans.

[Jeff Oskay]

Were the ladies still there to witness?

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody was still.

[Bob Kevoian]

As a matter of fact, I think they stood around watching.

[Tom Griswold]

It was terrible. That was a long.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that a good party or a bad party? Standing around watching someone's passed out wetting themselves?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a good question.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that I say that's a good party.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick and I were at a party where we watched a man standing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Three guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

At the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

And they all willingly just peed their pants.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think all of them, or I know at least one took a shoe off and poured the urine out.

[Tom Griswold]

It went down into a shoe. That's exactly how we were.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. No, no, they were doing it for fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That was a party.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think they were expecting cheers and, like. And they didn't really get any, but

[Bob Kevoian]

it started out a little bit, and then it kind of got. Oh, my

[Producer/Announcer]

Cheers.

[Pat Godwin]

And they got Golden Girls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it was. That was really something. I tell you.

[Christy Lee]

That is. I am stunned.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll never forget it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you and I just kind of looked at each other and went, boy, oh, boy, that it's time to leave.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that what it takes?

[Tom Griswold]

It was a special.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was an event.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it was an event. Yeah. Christy, what's coming up in the news?

[Christy Lee]

We're not going to talk about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, everybody. We have.

[Christy Lee]

We have a horny couple on a Ferris wheel available. We have police robots being sacked in Dublin, Ohio.

[Bob Kevoian]

And let's take a poll. Who would you what? Among the guys, who do you want to kiss each other?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You can make any combination you want.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me and Josh, me and Jeff. Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace and Pat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Asian Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we've already been there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whatever and whatever you come up with, we have to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, rules are rules.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a teaser. We'll see in two and two.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fine. It'd be funny if you peed on me, too.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We will be back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Producer/Announcer]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

S Taco Bell locations for a limited

[Bob Kevoian]

time only while supplies last contact store for availability. Welcome Back to the Bob Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello. Jeff. Oskar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

How are you?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm wonderful.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy Father's Day to all you dads.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you're not a daddy yet, are you?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that on the agenda?

[Christy Lee]

You're a cat dad.

[Pat Godwin]

That you know of.

[Tom Griswold]

Cat dad. I don't. It just doesn't count. It counts in the world.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't get you a present.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but you know what? They. They were very attentive and sweet, but you have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are fur babies. How do you feel about that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't really care for that. I actually gave the cats a present yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Some artificial crab.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Enjoyed it very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Painted fish.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly. Painted fish.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pom pom.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy and I want to applaud you and your ex. You know that your. Your. Your. Your. I was going to say current husband, but that's not my husband. Yes, I. I adore him.

[Jess Hooker]

Him.

[Christy Lee]

Well, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think he's great. But I love that you and your never met him. Daughter, baby daddy. Your daughter's baby daddy have a relationship where you guys can spend Father's Day together?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we spent with his parents and his sister and her husband. It was great.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's to be commended.

[Christy Lee]

And Andy spent the day with his son, so.

[Tom Griswold]

And I also like that guy. I like Andy's son, but I also like your ex.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all good.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just get along with everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Who do I not like?

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, oh, boy, am I at the top. No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You're still in the. Like. Josh, if you would.

[Jeff Oskay]

If you would like to be a father. Yeah, I know that you've talked about it before, that you would like to be a dad. I have a slightly used, mouthy 16 year old.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Available today. Looking for a new dad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. I can put you in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Does this person come with any quality? Do they do their own laundry?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, just lots of baggage. Just lots of bags.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, now I have a 15 year old, unwashed hair, a little under the armpits, a little smelly.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Attitude.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a fixer upper.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Does he do his own laundry?

[Pat Godwin]

God, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I require alone time. Does he require alone time?

[Pat Godwin]

He does nothing but alone time.

[Bob Kevoian]

We. Maybe he could come over to the compound. We have brooding content.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God. I don't know who'd win.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I got a text yesterday from the mother or one of the kids. I'm not sure. Two of the kids. I'm not sure which one it was, but she said, happy Father's Day. And I sent back.

[Tom Griswold]

Back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank you. And thank you for your part.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, very nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's very sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

I also commend you guys. And I love gentlemen.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love her.

[Christy Lee]

I do, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's okay. She's good.

[Pat Godwin]

It's called acceptance. That's how you get through it.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never met Jimmy's mom.

[Pat Godwin]

She's very nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I. Should I just go over there and knock on the door and go, hey, I'm Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you have a problem, Josh, dating your dad, Jimmy's mom?

[Pat Godwin]

No, not at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

No, he's got a job.

[Bob Kevoian]

But wouldn't it be. Wouldn't it be nice if he would check in with you first as a. As a common courtesy? I'm trying to not have a car waiting for you in the parking lot when the show's over.

[Tom Griswold]

I would do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

It would be kind of a padlock.

[Tom Griswold]

We met something. There was a spark man. I don't know what to do about this.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. If you're a friend, I guess you have to say that you have to.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You have to.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? I have a little something here for Josh. And I know what tickles his funny bone. Sony's artificial intelligence table tennis robot named Ace defeated professional tennis table player Mia Kihara under official International Table Tennis Federation rules. And here's what it looked like. And they're calling this. They're calling this A robot?

[Christy Lee]

No, look at that thing. Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it looks like something you'd see at a car factory.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's no contest at all.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right, let's see, let's see. When he can beat a guy, then we can be worried.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

That is huge Timothy Chalamet out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it does look like it's on an assembly line and it's. It's nuts.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's going at it. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now we need to shut it down.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly. There's. It's getting carried away.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine if you handed that thing a sword?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You couldn't get near it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or a gun. No.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks

[Bob Kevoian]

anyway.

[Christy Lee]

British authorities are looking for a couple who were getting intimate on a Ferris wheel.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it the eye in the sky?

[Christy Lee]

The bear was caught on the ride at the Download festival in Leicestershire where revelers were waiting for Guns N Roses to take the stage.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that sounds like something that would happen at a GnR concert.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The couple could be clearly seen by those below.

[Tom Griswold]

Axl Rose can be clearly seen too

[Christy Lee]

these days as the Ferris wheels cabins have see through walls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You gained some weight.

[Christy Lee]

Footage online appears to show the woman on her knees in front of the man's groin. And another clip appears to show her gyrating her hips back and forth while the man stands behind her. I see the police are now trying to identify the pair.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've heard tell.

[Tom Griswold]

And give them high fives.

[Christy Lee]

No, I doubt that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

You've heard of the gyrating?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, all of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know in England they call high fives kicko schmins? Isn't that odd?

[Pat Godwin]

Different word.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, they're silly.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is very interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew jargon was going to come out, but I got scared.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I should look this up. Yesterday I saw some Victorian terms that should come back in into use. I need to look that up and see if I can find it for us.

[Tom Griswold]

We do one of those lists once a week.

[Christy Lee]

I wanted you to feel it.

[Pat Godwin]

Get some dictionary words that are new.

[Jeff Oskay]

Save it for tomorrow.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That is fun though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen the articles where all the fans from all the World cup teams are here and they can't get over that we have ice in our soft drinks.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I remember whenever you go over there, you can't get over that. They don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they. Yeah, go ahead, order a Diet Coke

[Tom Griswold]

in London here, see if you get one cube.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's a hundred degree Diet Coke if

[Jeff Oskay]

you want to see Pure joy. There is a video out of some Japanese tourists at a Texas barbecue. And they cannot believe that these beef bones are. That people eat these like they are so happy. Like you. You've never seen such joy on two people's faces. Convenience after fun.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of fish is this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Convenience and consumer culture that World cup fans just can't get over in the United States of America. Usa. Usa. Free refills.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. International visitors constantly amazed. Complimentary, endless drink refills.

[Tom Griswold]

But they are answering a lot of why are most American. Why are a lot of Americans so fat?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I didn't realize they don't have coffee refills over there. You have to pay for coffee refills in Europe. This lady was blown away at the Waffle House that they just came back and kept filling. They're like, that's $4 worth of coffee every time you're getting for free.

[Christy Lee]

She was giving a 10 to 10 out of 10 to the waffle House. She loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The visitors for the World cup in America can't get over right on red.

[Producer/Announcer]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Widely.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of people here can't accept

[Bob Kevoian]

the traffic rule turning right on red. Appreciated convenience here. It doesn't exist in most of the world.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a traffic light near Oskar's house. That's where we fish a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a left on red. And the sign says you can make a left after you come to a complete stop.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see. Friendly strangers.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That they can't get over.

[Jeff Oskay]

They were saying everyone says hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They couldn't believe it a lot. Yeah. That doesn't really happen in Europe.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think. People don't say hi to me. I don't know. They don't say hi to you. Vast supermarkets. The visitors for the World cup have said mind boggling size of United States grocery stores in the endless aisles devoted to one single category.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like. Some people are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Especially the cereal section. They can't get over.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a whole aisle.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a whole aisle of cereal.

[Tom Griswold]

And I say that's to be celebrated. I don't like the negative. See everybody. All these other countries are seeing what kind of. We have too many choices.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it isn't too much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Awesome. What's coming up, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll bet you.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll be back with that qualifies.

[Tom Griswold]

What would if you're serial aisle. You say it's too much. Two Cereals that you Corn checks.

[Christy Lee]

Corn Chex and Raisin Bran.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honey Nut Cheerios. You don't need anything else?

[Christy Lee]

Corn Chex and probably multi. What is the Cheerios?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you are the multigrain Cheerios. If you say Musliks, we're going out.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no, no. It's. It's not the multi grain Cheerios. The honey. What is it called?

[Pat Godwin]

Honey Nut Cheerios.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, Ditchweed.

[Christy Lee]

It's a Cheerio. That's kind of sweet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honey O's, what cereal is in your cabinet at home for you to eat?

[Christy Lee]

Grape Nuts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Shredded Wheat and Corn Chex.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Now.

[Bob Kevoian]

How is that dinette set coming? You got the table legs made?

[Christy Lee]

I have fiber issues.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll be back with Christie's fiber issues. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Producer/Announcer]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

You're not in control of your life.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, what is it that you actually want?

[Pat Godwin]

Money should follow the dreams and goals because sometimes we make the dream and goal the money.

[Christy Lee]

And you've overworked yourself and you've exceeded

[Tom Griswold]

what you've needed for the actual thing you want. Sometimes we forget, like, what's the actual thing you want?

[Christy Lee]

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[Producer/Announcer]

Awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I skipped. We're at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. The Bob. Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Jess Hooker was dabbing her eyes like she was at a funeral.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

What's up?

[Jess Hooker]

I got a watery eye.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Jess Hooker]

I think I got some moisturizer in it.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll. That'll make it water.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick Magee. Hello. Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, good sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this came across my timeline on Instagram.

[Tom Griswold]

You need what wife?

[Bob Kevoian]

Over the. No, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm silly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you heard. Have you seen? Barney Rubble tells a dick joke. Have you seen. Have you heard? This have you seen this? Have you noticed this? Yeah, it's audio and video. And I think it'll go up here. And let's listen together, shall we? They're going to the.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this from an actual show?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep, this is an actual Barney Boy. Customers. What kind of costume you gonna get? Well, I'm gonna get something that makes me look cool. How about another head? Another one? What do I need three of them for? Three heads?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's legit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was in the cartoon.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no other way.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know what else it could be.

[Bob Kevoian]

What else could it be? Except for we're gonna put in one for us this week, boys. To hell with the kids, I guess, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or is it AI? You don't know. You can't enjoy it, you know, in the proper.

[Pat Godwin]

That is true.

[Bob Kevoian]

If it is, it looks great, right? Barney now has three heads.

[Tom Griswold]

What do I need another one for? Oh, Rubble.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want something to make me look taller. And Fred, his best friend goes, how about another head? His best pal, his best friend. They spend all their time together.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're not nice to each other.

[Tom Griswold]

Might be packing. I mean, Betty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those short guys. Yeah, the shorter guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it true that for a while there Flintstones Vitamins didn't have a Betty?

[Christy Lee]

That true?

[Tom Griswold]

There was like one of the characters was missing and then finally I thought it was Dino.

[Jess Hooker]

There was one Dino was there from.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I feel like Dino was a favorite as a kid from.

[Jess Hooker]

He was. My brother got into the medicine cabinet and ate all the purple ones one time. And we had to call Mr. Yuck. So he had to call it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the Mr. Yuck sticker still out there?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. That was everywhere when we were a kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Missy, what did you ingest? Well, Mr. Yakai. Oh, yeah, you want to vomit that? Yeah, right away. It's eating your inside.

[Tom Griswold]

You think anybody called Mr. Yuck because they just didn't care for their meal?

[Christy Lee]

Betty Rubble was the glaringly missing character from Flintstone vitamins for nearly 30 years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

My gosh.

[Christy Lee]

The vitamins launched in 1968.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? They were every morning before school.

[Christy Lee]

Her emission was due to manufacturing issues with her thin waist and the fact that the mold looked too similar to Wilma's. Instead, the Flint Mobile car was included. She was finally added to the lineup in December of 1995, replacing the Flint Mobile.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't even know the Flint Mobile was nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Are they still available?

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope so.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, they're still out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you remember Flintstones?

[Christy Lee]

Flintstones with iron is what my daughter took forever because she's got some iron issues.

[Tom Griswold]

Flintstones heavy flows.

[Bob Kevoian]

Building blocks. They were these Styrofoam, and they looked like they were. You put them together, they look like stones.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I had. I love that. That toy.

[Tom Griswold]

Those were the bedrock of the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you sure your dad just didn't bring some rocks in from outside?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're still brand.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not sure, but I'm. I remember it was. It seemed to be Styrofoam. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember I would play with a rock every time we got a roll of caps because we weren't allowed to have cap guns.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, just take the roll of caps out to the sidewalk.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I remember playing with mercury. Liquid mercury out of the thermometer.

[Christy Lee]

You broke a thermometer?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, my dad worked in a factory, and they used mercury at the. I put Mercury in my p. Derby car. And it. I won one race, but it. It was because the Mercury would shift and it would give it a little goose when it go down.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But I played Disqualified.

[Christy Lee]

DQ for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is touching mercury?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think so. It's not good.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I know ingesting obviously no

[Jess Hooker]

good, but my dad and his siblings did the same thing that their dad would bring it home and.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you've ever seen it in person, it's fascinating.

[Jess Hooker]

It's like blubber. Do you remember that movie? Like how you see that move? That's what it was.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's. It's insane. I've touched it, but.

[Jess Hooker]

Me neither.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's where the term Mad as a Hatter comes from.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? From working with Mercury. Yeah. Because they would use that to shape the hats.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Odd. You know, Mercury is also the name of a planet.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's not.

[Jess Hooker]

And a car.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut up.

[Christy Lee]

And a space mission. Where are we going with this?

[Tom Griswold]

What I'm trying to do is get Tom to call.

[Jess Hooker]

He's actually on a plane right now.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think it matters.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

He'll find a way.

[Jess Hooker]

Way.

[Bob Kevoian]

His hair's standing. Standing back on his neck. They're doing something. They're not having fun. I know that. I think I have a picture of the Flintstone building blocks. I think they might be.

[Jess Hooker]

Would you leave Jason alone?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm. I'm. This is. This is very important to me. This might be one happy moment for my childhood.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you make a fort with them?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You could make a Flintstone home. Oh, they Would build. Yeah, building blocks.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, so they were little. They weren't like life size?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they were bigger than you think they were. They come in this giant building. Boulder building boulders.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look, there's pebbles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it looks like pebbles is on a one of those toilets for kids.

[Jess Hooker]

We had styrofoam bricks. The red bricks. Do you remember those? That you could build with? They were like life size.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I remember those. Monday Night Football put out red bricks that you could throw them at Howard Cosell when he puts them up.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember that.

[Jess Hooker]

Nice boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

We would be driving Tom crazy right now.

[Tom Griswold]

As a little boy, there was only one reason to have those little toy bricks, and that was to build a wall and just run.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I get a lot of joy out of watching kids build something with Legos and then just destroy it or watch

[Jess Hooker]

their sibling destroy it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's different, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we did it. Yeah, just watch and then just come over and just kick it just across the room.

[Christy Lee]

Horrible. Authorities in Florida have arrested an elderly man for street racing. The Lake County Sheriff's office says A deputy spotted two vehicles that appeared to be racing on U.S. highway 27 and County Road 33 and a 45 mile per hour zone. A red Corvette was clocked traveling 125 miles per hour while a gray sports car 110. A deputy pulled over the 85 year old driver of the gray sports car who allegedly said he was just having a little ride in his favorite car. He was arrested for excessive speeding and street racing. Okay, I gotta know what the gray sports car is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Vin Diesel. I think I've gone 120 out here on the.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't think. I bet you've done it.

[Jeff Oskay]

My dad a few years ago got pulled over for speeding in his Corvette. And the clock or the cop comes up, he goes, I got you doing 90. He goes, oh, you caught me earlier. The guy goes, that's gonna be a ticket.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He did not say that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sometimes it's worth it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your dad's kind of a badass, isn't he?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, more than I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

But that's not hard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you find the kind of. The kind of car that was speeding.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

That he was using. I bet it's like a Nash Rambler.

[Christy Lee]

No, I bet it wasn't. That's what. See, this is a bad, bad reporter. How do you not tell?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, they may have never caught the other car, so they don't Know what?

[Christy Lee]

But he was in the gray car. The red vet is the one that got away.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I'm so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's okay. Honey nut. Cheerios. We weren't. We don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

It's all good.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a little red Cor.

[Christy Lee]

What's the fastest.

[Jess Hooker]

What's the fastest you've gone, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Driving or riding?

[Jess Hooker]

Driving.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, geez. Is it faster riding?

[Christy Lee]

For me, it is faster riding. Oh, absolutely. Well, because I've been in the two seaters. Yeah, same, you know.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

We mean on street. Street.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

God, that's a great question. I don't know. I would probably say 125.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll tell you this. Pat McAfee just got his Tesla a while ago. It took me out here and this. And we went 112 in like.

[Christy Lee]

And like.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was nice.

[Pat Godwin]

You went 112.

[Christy Lee]

I had an Uber driver in a Tesla one time when they were first, you know, everybody. Nobody knew what they would do. And he goes, you want to see what this will do? I go, yeah, I do. And I almost threw up. I mean, it was so fast.

[Bob Kevoian]

The test, there was so much G there. I did not expect the G4.

[Christy Lee]

Me either.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was crazy.

[Christy Lee]

It was unbelievable.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it was not good.

[Tom Griswold]

120. My buddy did, and I was furious. What.

[Jeff Oskay]

What kind of car were you guys on?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I might get wind bagged on this because we might get somebody saying. Because in my mind, this doesn't sound possible, but he drove a D. A Dodge Neon. Was it possible for Those to go 120?

[Jeff Oskay]

They had souped up ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was just so mad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aren't those PT Cruisers now? Dodge Neons, didn't they make them?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure they did.

[Christy Lee]

You might have taken the engine out of a Dodge Neon and put it

[Bob Kevoian]

in a PT Cruiser chassis. And they put the. Put the whole thing. They just put it.

[Tom Griswold]

Driven a PT Cruiser.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nuh.

[Tom Griswold]

Turn radius of a school bus.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so weird.

[Jess Hooker]

It is weird.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the size of a go cart,

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

Yep, yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat Godwin, Hello. I loved your song about pickleball.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have any other songs for us today?

[Bob Kevoian]

Aren't you going to do. Aren't you going to do a song

[Pat Godwin]

about a little Father's Day tribute?

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit parenting?

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold, father of mine. Tell me, where have you been? That's a tough song on Father's Day.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about Cat Stevens, Father and Son?

[Tom Griswold]

I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am old. You are young, therefore I hate you. You're so young. And I'm finished. Your youth.

[Tom Griswold]

I wanted a daughter.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at you. You have a penis.

[Christy Lee]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it too.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am old.

[Christy Lee]

What? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jeff Osuke.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Cats in the Cradle. Doesn't have the time, doesn't care.

[Jeff Oskay]

I listened to that song in the car with my father and I was tearing up and I looked over at him and he looked me in the eye and called me a. Not making that up.

[Bob Kevoian]

That builds. No, that's horrible. Yeah. He shouldn't have done It.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I laugh so hard. It made my day.

[Jess Hooker]

Is your dad one of those guys, when you meet people that worked with him or out in the wild or in the community, and they're like, your

[Christy Lee]

dad is the sweetest, nicest guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

My father, at his retirement had gentleman after gentleman go up. He is the most patient man I've ever met. This man is a. Is a gem. He is. He worked with me. He helped me learn my job. And me and my brother standing up across the room.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who the hell are they talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he couldn't stand those guys, but he was at work, so he treated him okay. Then went home and just took it out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, they. They all person after person. Oh, he was so patient with me.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, who are you talking about?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if you guys got a chance, but Father's Day celebration. Every now and then, I'll put up a picture of my father and I saw that in 1976. I don't know if you. You caught this yesterday. This is not AI. This is absolutely a picture of my dad and I. And I'm 18. And he would have been. Oh, my gosh, 38, 37 around.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And here we are sitting on a love seat, and I'm the one on the right. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's him. That is a cool picture, man. He looks like somebody, but I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

A little Bob Segerish.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know, he had that big 80s

[Tom Griswold]

hair, but a handsomer Bob Seger.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And the big, thick beard.

[Christy Lee]

70s. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You got his good looks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that eventually I sort of. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I'll take that.

[Christy Lee]

Did he always have that beard and mustache?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, he was. He was clean cut.

[Christy Lee]

Because I was gonna say, I recall pictures you've shown before that didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

She didn't like a beard.

[Tom Griswold]

If you had to guess who took that picture?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

Was this after.

[Bob Kevoian]

It had to be my mom. Had to be my mom.

[Christy Lee]

So they were still married when he looked like that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, they were married, but in typical white trash fashion, they never actually went through with a divorce. They were technically still married, but they didn't live.

[Christy Lee]

They were together at this point?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were together. They were together with someone else. They were still married.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got you the white trash world. Well, you can't afford to get divorced. You know, stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

Or maybe there was a religious component.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or maybe they were still in love. No, I'm kidding. Of course not. It was like a battle zone.

[Christy Lee]

Your father Was very handsome.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good looking dude.

[Christy Lee]

Good looking guy. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's like one of the only. The only pictures I have of him.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you have one with the white T shirt on?

[Jess Hooker]

It's like. Like when he's in his 20s.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because he had a pack of cigarettes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. And I'm like 10 years old and as my dad would say, you can't tell if I'm walking or rolling.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, those things stick with a kid.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they really do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Parents, don't they hurt?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sure do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy Father's Day.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

What do we want to talk about? Man, there's so many here. We'll go to your hometown. Near your hometown.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A police robot in Ohio has been retired after less than a year on the force.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would like.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm getting too old for this.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Danny Glover bot.

[Christy Lee]

This is in Dublin, Ohio. I don't know if that's any close

[Bob Kevoian]

to London, but outskirts of near Columbus and near London, Ohio.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Spokesperson Robin Grace of the city ended its trial with the robot cop after it determined the robot wasn't meeting its operational needs.

[Tom Griswold]

Named Da Bot, I'm on the take.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm a bent copper.

[Christy Lee]

The device was meant to prevent crime, support police operations, enhance the city's emergency response, and provide additional support in high traffic public places.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't this how Robocop starts?

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Detroit got so out of hand,

[Jess Hooker]

its

[Christy Lee]

patrols did not lead to any arrests, criminal cases, or tickets. It also never identified any incidents requiring a police response during any of its patrols.

[Tom Griswold]

So it just wasn't doing its job.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can spot a criminal, but I just can't bring myself to arrest him. I feel bad.

[Tom Griswold]

I have far too much empathy for the human plight. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes. Yeah. I don't. I guess that we won't be seeing Robocops for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the problem is it's not half human.

[Pat Godwin]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that was Robocops, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, half human, half.

[Christy Lee]

This might surprise you. I never saw a Robocop.

[Tom Griswold]

It is a blast.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Violent as anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christine.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

They just didn't care.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists say people who have never eaten bugs might be surprised at how much they like snacking on them.

[Bob Kevoian]

You bet they don't. I bet they don't like it.

[Christy Lee]

This might be why people who are coming here for the World cup like our food so much.

[Bob Kevoian]

They eat bugs.

[Tom Griswold]

Far less bugs. They proclaim.

[Christy Lee]

A study from Portugal had participants sample both an insect protein bar, which we've done. Pass not good. And a cereal bar. While their psychological responses were recorded, I

[Bob Kevoian]

couldn't get past I'm eating a bug and I couldn't. My mouth would automatically go, oh.

[Tom Griswold]

In this case, did they know they were bugs?

[Christy Lee]

I knew you were going to ask me that and I'm going to say no. I don't know the answer for sure. But scientists expected participants to reject the insect based product, but instead they appear to be curious about the snack. So apparently they did know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is good. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

And often prepared, they often preferred the insect protein bar to the cereal bar. Findings suggest that unfamiliar foods may be judged differently after people actually experience them and that tasting samples may play an important role in reducing hesitation around insect based foods.

[Tom Griswold]

So it sounds like they had no idea. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or that's some really awful cereal that they compared it to, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Mueslik cereal bar. There's a twig sticking out of this

[Tom Griswold]

pine cone.

[Christy Lee]

This is kind of misleading because in this paragraph it sounds like they did know. They were.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

It says they appeared to be curious about the snack.

[Tom Griswold]

See that, that tells me, hey, this is good. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, maybe. I don't know. It would be great if I had all the details, but sadly I do not. Well, it's not my fault. Do not hold that against me, folks.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Well, behind the scenes, if you're struggling to get a date, a new survey says you might need to clean your car. According to the Talker research poll of 2,000Americans conducted on behalf of.

[Bob Kevoian]

I found Talker. Talker talks too much.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do talk a lot. Turtle wax. Nearly 3/4 believe that the way someone takes care of their car reflects how well they will take care of themselves.

[Bob Kevoian]

I went through like, I used to have a filthy car with like the, the stereotypically fast food.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was in my early 20s. I know. I, I don't, I came out of it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think we all outgrow that, don't we? Yeah, some people don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Some people don't.

[Christy Lee]

70% agreed that a messy car is an indicator of a Messy personal life. 65% of respondents said a clean, well kept car suggests someone has their life more put together. If you were going on a date, wouldn't you clean your car before you picked the person up?

[Bob Kevoian]

If you're going on, if it needed it. It's like a sales call, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You gotta. Your. The product is you. I believe it's in Josh's new book.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sell Yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Sell yourself. Sell your love.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be happier dating someone you deserve.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? You deserve happiness.

[Pat Godwin]

You deserve.

[Christy Lee]

Deserve the biggest car related turnoffs included trash on the floor, lingering bad odors. Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I don't care for this lingering bad odor. The date's fine. I'm having fun with you. The meal was good, but now I'm starting. Lingering bad odor.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if it's the car or you.

[Christy Lee]

Leftover food or drinks. Cigarette smells. Well, I think you're gonna know. If somebody's a smoker, their car's gonna smell crumbs in the seats and a full ashtray.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, sometimes though, don't you find that there's nothing like going to a drive through and pulling into a spot and eating your car, just. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen to the radio.

[Jess Hooker]

That's my shame meal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe you have the window.

[Jess Hooker]

I know exactly where I park in front of the dumpster at the Taco Bell. And I eat by myself.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you have. Why don't you drive? Eat and drive.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I kind of need the.

[Jess Hooker]

I need to take it all in.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can enjoy it. Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I understand if you're on the road and you need to get back on the road, but no, there's. There's moments where I just need to be alone with my big bean burrito.

[Jeff Oskay]

Who says?

[Christy Lee]

Survey by Talker Research.

[Tom Griswold]

And Turtle Wax.

[Christy Lee]

And Turtle Wax.

[Bob Kevoian]

Turtle Wax.

[Jeff Oskay]

I feel like Turtle Wax was like a big thing, like back in the 80s. Like, we all waxed. Do people still wax their cars?

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they still sell it at like

[Bob Kevoian]

AutoZone and stuff, but I feel like

[Jeff Oskay]

that was the thing. You washed your car, then you spent an hour waxing it.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then. But I. I've never seen anyone waxing their car anymore.

[Christy Lee]

People still do, but. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, you get the neighbor.

[Jess Hooker]

I think people enjoy it. I enjoy detailing the inside of my car. I don't like washing the outside of it, but I like, you know, spend a Saturday morning, get it all, clean the shop back, the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do too. A guy named Anthony comes over.

[Jess Hooker]

That's awesome, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Enjoy.

[Jess Hooker]

I've had that happen.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

No, the lady that comes, she. She's come to our work before and detailed my car. She'll come anywhere you want.

[Christy Lee]

Are.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I need to.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like the guys who come and change your oil in the driveway.

[Christy Lee]

They do.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that too.

[Christy Lee]

You had them change tires?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they put new tires on the car and windshields.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, they'll come out and put a new engine in your car in the driveway now.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they're mobile mechanics. They'll come and do whatever you need.

[Bob Kevoian]

Comes over. Are you sick of your car? We can replace it. Just leave the keys in it.

[Commercial/Ad Voice]

Yeah, that.

[Tom Griswold]

You gave me his number. It's been about six weeks, but I think I'm looking forward to getting it back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, no, yeah, he's got. Either that or he'll bring you a nicer one.

[Pat Godwin]

How's that?

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my neighbors had the dog groomer come by.

[Christy Lee]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

And yeah, that's a nice thing. But do you think we'll ever get to. And I know there are people. But a van.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never leaving our homes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a van. And you go sit in the van and they cut your hair. I know some people go to.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, there's gotta be like. To your home there are rich people.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially for like older people. Older people.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, I know that.

[Tom Griswold]

But a company that wear. You go into the van.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There was something. I was thinking about this on the porch. Funnier in my head.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's funny about you.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what would really clean up is if you would go to like a nursing home or something and they could just wheel people into the van and get their hair done.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think actually the person goes from.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They do manicures and pedicures at your house. You can hire a woman to come and do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you can.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like the van idea, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Idea out in the. In the driveway. You go out, hi, how you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

I even like it in the summertime. Spring, summer, fall, you're just sitting in your driveway.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Oh, yeah. They just come and cut your hair.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're my mom.

[Jess Hooker]

I would do Max, the back deck.

[Tom Griswold]

We would go on the deck.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Just buzz his head. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Grossest things respondents have.

[Tom Griswold]

She threw the hair just on. Under the deck, though.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, I mean, I bet that house still. You would just see all four of

[Jess Hooker]

you boys just hair everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Little boy hair everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

The grossest things respondents have seen in the car of someone they were on a date with. Used condoms.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really something gets worse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Worse.

[Christy Lee]

Dead cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

It was in a box, but it was still a dead cat on a date. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Roaches.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Maggots. Half eaten hamburger under the seat. 40 old McDonald's bags. Oh, my God. I did not. Once again, I did not do this. Boogers wiped on the seats.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Dried boogers over moldy Gallon of milk in the passenger seat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, we're. We're doing the story again, you know?

[Christy Lee]

You know we are doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what's his face. Can't wait.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have a gallon. Gallon of milk in the passenger. Is the seat belt on it?

[Christy Lee]

I, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

You do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

You wouldn't. You put the seat belt on it if you got a. I have a gallon of milk.

[Tom Griswold]

I do it when I get my propane tank refilled. I, I buckle it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't need a live grenade bouncing around myself.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely. That's absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

One in four singles admitted they have cut a date short due to their cars. Due to the dates. Car. Yeah, man.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a deal breaker.

[Bob Kevoian]

Goodness gracious.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boogers on the seat.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Jess Hooker]

That's like first impression. First impression. You know what I mean? Like, you're getting in their car. How was the first time?

[Christy Lee]

I guess you would. How would you see them? I mean, see the bookers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you guys saying you never wiped your booger on the.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the pass in the car underneath.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I am saying that I am saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm saying it too.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. I, I think it. When my kids were in the car, they were little, they would wipe them, like, on the back of the cedar.

[Tom Griswold]

I just wipe my boogers on the soiled underwear I keep.

[Bob Kevoian]

The kids had a word for it. The booger garden.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They'd start a little booger garden.

[Tom Griswold]

That's disgusting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I loved it. They used to like saying boogers.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They loved it. Tended to it.

[Pat Godwin]

Weren't stopped by anyone.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. I let them roam free.

[Christy Lee]

Well, let's stop talking about boogers, shall we?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Let's talk about beautiful cars.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And everyone's talking about the FIFA World Cup. We all have World cup fever. I don't care what Tom says. Everyone I know is talking about the World Cup.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, we don't have to be talking about the World cup for me not to care about what Tom says.

[Christy Lee]

Hyundai has its eyes on this.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you guys. Now I sound like a jerk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, you're in. You're in big trouble.

[Christy Lee]

Hyundai has its eyes on the next generation of talent. You know, the future stars in FIFA are already turning heads at the age of 14. And at Hyundai, Next doesn't wait for an invitation. They've always moved the future within reach. They've done it with their advanced safety standards. That's right. Advanced safety is standard on all of their vehicles. Like my beautiful Tucson hybrid. Please don't take that away from me. And engineered EVs with ultra fast charging.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't like the way you did that. Copy. Let you take your car.

[Christy Lee]

Take my car. Car. And they're still doing it every day.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can keep reading, but nobody's gonna hear you.

[Christy Lee]

The future isn't some far off concept. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA. Coming up, we're gonna do history.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, we are. I'm looking at it right now. All sorts of stuff. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And when we come back, we'll be right here. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Producer/Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us anything. Email Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby's here.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, man. There's Jeff O.S.K.

[Jeff Oskay]

3 on Wordle Buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

3 today.

[Jeff Oskay]

3 today.

[Bob Kevoian]

6. And I still didn't know if it was a word or not, but it took it and it went phew. That's wordle talk for today. Are you going to start doing wordle or are you just gonna comedically?

[Tom Griswold]

I can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I respect that. All right, fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Or if I do, I can't talk about it ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, that's true. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's where I'm at with that.

[Commercial/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you heard that that wordle thing is like a baseline connection for people who really don't want to be close to anybody but want to have a reason to talk? That's exactly like, look what I accomplished. But zero connection. It's like, I don't. I don't want to be close to you. I don't want to talk to you about your own life. But I'm going to say this because I want you to see what I accomplish.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right. It's perfect.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The worst people do wordle.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're not wrong. I'm in like four different groups where I send my results every day. Hey, how about this? I know. Don't text me back, but look at this. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

We have an interesting thing here where if we do something in our lives and we don't discuss it on the air, Tom particularly doesn't think we do anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Oh, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

We only do what we talk about on the air.

[Bob Kevoian]

He thinks we're toy people. That's absolutely right.

[Jess Hooker]

No, he kind of just assigns one thing to each of us.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

And that's who you are as a person. Completely one dimensional. His favorite brain.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are you talking and not cooking?

[Jess Hooker]

Exactly. And like a listener said, like, Jess cooks well enough to not be a full blown lesbian. Like in Tom's brain. That is how he explains me to people.

[Bob Kevoian]

His comment about someone is, what does he do all day?

[Tom Griswold]

I hear that a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hear that a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

About me.

[Tom Griswold]

Give the people the benefit of the doubt that of course they're doing something.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. It's not like we go home and just sit.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, Okay. I do. But other than that, I mean, it's time for. Let's take a look at history, shall we? April 3rd.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. June 22nd. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Gosh, I was way off.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the 173rd day of 2026. Almost halfway done, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

192 days left.

[Christy Lee]

Yesterday was the summer solstice, so it's only downhill from here.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's right.

[Christy Lee]

Darker every day.

[Bob Kevoian]

June 22, 1938. A rematch between American Joe Louis and German Max Schmeling. Joe Lewis knocked him out in just 2 minutes and 4 seconds to retain his heavyweight boxing title in front of 70,000 fans at New York's Yankee Stadium. Wow. Let's see. In 1815, I took a little trip. No, 1815, Napoleon Bonaparte. See, that's. I almost like. I always think that's funny. Bone apart. Abdicated for the second time as Emperor of the French. Let's see. 1944, Franklin Delano Roosevelt came up with the GI Bill of Rights as the

[Tom Griswold]

GI Bill of Rights. That was actual audio.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was amazing. 1986, Argentine soccer great Diego Maradona scored the infamous Hand of God goal in the quarterfinals of the FIFA World cup against England, giving Argentina a one nothing lead before he scored again two minutes later to seal the 2:1 victory. And now the hand of God is an Obi OG Anunoby. Putting it back for the Knicks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they refer to it as that

[Bob Kevoian]

they were starting to wow. After the game. I don't know if it's going to. I don't know what I. I think you have to go to, like, the patent office and get it. Okay. This is the new Hand of God.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Was it a Franco Harris for a while. Cities.

[Christy Lee]

And they've.

[Commercial/Ad Voice]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

They never, never called out the Hand of God? No.

[Pat Godwin]

They should have.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Well, ASOS is a Big.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it was against the Raiders. Remember that, right?

[Pat Godwin]

I do not. Oh, okay, it all makes sense now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, one of watch. Josh, light up. Bruce Campbell, 68 today.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh. One of my favorites.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he's in Bubba Hotep.

[Tom Griswold]

Bubba Hotep is a very good movie. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where Ossie Davis is is Elvis Presley. Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Bruce Campbell is Elvis Presley. Ossie Davis claims he's jfk.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're in a nursing home together and they have to fight a mummy.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

The most ridiculous premise. And it works total.

[Pat Godwin]

It's real mummy.

[Christy Lee]

They fight a mummy.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, a real mummy.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, a real movie mummy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, a movie mummy. Yeah. Todd Rundgren, 78 today.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a fan, you guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like Todd, sure. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I only know one song, but boy, people love him, don't they?

[Bob Kevoian]

They what?

[Pat Godwin]

Banging the drum.

[Tom Griswold]

I love banging drums on the light.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's my least favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't want to work.

[Pat Godwin]

We got to get you a woman.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's fine. What's here is his ballots. I like his ballots. I forget the name of them. Lindsay Wagner, 77. Wasn't she the bionic woman?

[Christy Lee]

She sure was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Clyde Drexler, 64. Amy Brennaman.

[Christy Lee]

Amy Brennaman, 62.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mary Lynn Rice cup, our friend.

[Tom Griswold]

I love her.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we love her.

[Bob Kevoian]

55.

[Tom Griswold]

She's due to come back in.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't seen her in a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why not?

[Christy Lee]

She's been in Alaska or upper Canada.

[Bob Kevoian]

North of north.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Really good.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't she have like a marmot or something?

[Jess Hooker]

Does she really?

[Tom Griswold]

Or a peral.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think she has a golden retriever.

[Christy Lee]

Well, she has a. He's talking about your. Her cat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she has.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, she does have like an eight foot tall cat. When it stretches out.

[Christy Lee]

It's a very unique cat.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks like an ocelot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ocelots laugh a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Sir ocelot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Donald Faison, 52. Dustin Johnson, 42. Let's see, what else do we have? Oh, on this date, 1970, Richard Nixon told a lie. And then he assigned an extension of the voting rights act, 1965 that lowered the minimum voting age to 18.

[Pat Godwin]

Bandwigs.

[Bob Kevoian]

And maybe one of these these years women will be allowed to vote.

[Christy Lee]

When will that happen?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't that be amazing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that would be.

[Tom Griswold]

These broads get a say.

[Bob Kevoian]

John Dillinger, born on this date, 1903.

[Pat Godwin]

Dealing just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dude.

[Pat Godwin]

Only chicken. I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's Danny. Billy Wilder, born on the State, 1906. Kris Kristofferson all the ladies love Chris Star is born. Watch close closely now. Are you watching me now?

[Christy Lee]

One of my favorite impressions,

[Bob Kevoian]

Cindy Lap is born on the state. 1953.

[Tom Griswold]

Does she have a Vegas residency?

[Christy Lee]

Does she? I don't know. I saw her open for Cher. It was awesome once.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she was very good, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Really? Yeah, she. I heard she gets a bit chatty now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I heard that too. At her last tour during a performance.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like that time after time thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was she the one that hung out with Captain Lou Albano? How did that.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, he was a good dad for that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he was her dad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he played her dad.

[Tom Griswold]

What an odd.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but her mom played her mom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is that her real.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was her real mom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

One more thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Linda Lauper.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember Henry Hudson?

[Christy Lee]

No. Who's Henry Hudson?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know, but I think he. Hudson river probably right. Maybe Dutch.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Henry Dutch was Reagan.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's. That's the gipper. Henry Hudson set adrift by mutineers, never to be seen again.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

How'd you like to be set adrift by mutineers?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

Where you drifted to?

[Bob Kevoian]

What river was he? Hudson.

[Christy Lee]

I hope he was on the Hudson.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's on the Hudson River. You know, this river's named after.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know I'm an apologist for the movie Hudson Hawks.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never watched it, but I have seen highlights of that. That. Here's the thing that. That I. I'm. I'm intrigued.

[Tom Griswold]

I find it entertaining.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Danny Ayello.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's bad.

[Christy Lee]

Hudson Hawk.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a Bruce Willis. Notorious.

[Christy Lee]

Was he a stuntman guy?

[Tom Griswold]

He was. He was a con. He was like a. Yeah, he and Danny.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's him.

[Tom Griswold]

They stole art.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't think I saw it. They get embroiled in a carney. An alchemy scheme. It's really something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Carney.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you think you guys know too many movies?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay,

[Tom Griswold]

but if we didn't, we'd have to talk about wordle emotions.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we just sit around and remember things.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd have to explore what my inner turmoil. And I'd rather just chat movies.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, fair enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're gonna do that off the air now. We'll be right back. The O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Producer/Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel

[Christy Lee]

Earl.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, how's it going?

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, okay. Okay, Good. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Katie Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think Pat's got a little. Little tune ready to go. As Tom. As Tom would say, a tune coming up here soon. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold. Ah. Playing Mumbly Pig over there. What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

I got a pen. My Spam pen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Try not to stab yourself in the hand. That's what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I'm a fidgety guy.

[Jess Hooker]

He does that a lot.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

That you guys can't handle it.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jeff. Oh, hello. Hi, Jeff. What are you doing over there? You find anything else interesting in Tom's area?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

He's got his Dame Edna glasses on today.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like them. Yeah, I just noticed the pattern.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The ones that I let you use and I might. Let's just let you have those. Oh, last week. Those are.

[Jeff Oskay]

Those were gorgeous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are more Dame Edna.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I liked them.

[Tom Griswold]

That giant shaker, is it salt or sugar?

[Pat Godwin]

That is right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Or it's one of the. It's one of his substitutes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's a substitute sweetener.

[Tom Griswold]

Osu just snorted it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's equal.

[Tom Griswold]

Os legitimately just snorted. Equal.

[Bob Kevoian]

This has been. This has been stepped on. Did it hurt?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where were we? News.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I guess.

[Producer/Announcer]

What about.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you want a little equal there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Why don't we got one's celebration Father's Day.

[Pat Godwin]

Is the band ready? Chicks?

[Christy Lee]

Is the band Father's Day?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. Does it go with this? Sure. Daddy.

[Christy Lee]

Daddy,

[Tom Griswold]

thank you for shooting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jason is mystified. Jason is mystified as to what the background we need.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we need mom work the farm, which is a Father's Day tribute. A family tribute. Yesterday was Father's Day. I took a kernel of truth comedically, stretched it into a comedy piece.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly right.

[Pat Godwin]

We all know about my father teaching the theater. I stretched that a little bit. The roles in my family.

[Tom Griswold]

River first.

[Pat Godwin]

Mom worked a farm. She worked hard every day with a baby in one arm and one on the way. She planted the crops and bail the hay. Mom worked the farm while dad taught ballet. Dad taught ballet with panache and great charm. He would plie with a man on each arm. I played catch with mom while he soaked his sore feet after he had to do he couldn't be a paw to me. Mom would wear those loose overalls. Daddy wore tights. Man, he had balls. Took care of himself. Worked out every day. Mom drank a beer and watched the lpga. Mom was home when dad passed away. His dying words were, dolores, I'm. He never finished. He had to say, still in the closet are his clothes to this day. There were men at the funeral. Impeccably dressed, well tailored suits perfectly pressed. The organist played ymca. One man cried loudest. Dad's dance partner, Ray. Mom's fine since Daddy's been gone coaching softball and mowing the lawn. She hangs out with Leslie, her best friend since school. They both got new Harleys and rainbow tattoo. When I get asked about my parents, all I can say is mom worked the farm and dad taught me art and ballet. I'm lost.

[Tom Griswold]

Fashion and black goes with every everything.

[Pat Godwin]

Music, theater, show tunes are fabulous. And it's okay to be working the farm and teaching ballet. Working the farm and teaching ballet. I wasn't expecting laughs.

[Tom Griswold]

I got thrown off in my own piece of work.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ain't got time for laughs.

[Jeff Oskay]

We got something.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't get me laughing now.

[Christy Lee]

Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

That really happened. Why?

[Christy Lee]

Did your dad teach ballet too?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Was he a good dancer?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

He was in one. Swan Lake or something. There's an old man that.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you a good dancer?

[Pat Godwin]

No, and I don't enjoy it.

[Tom Griswold]

So at a wedding, you're not cutting

[Christy Lee]

the rug,

[Bob Kevoian]

the hitchhike thing?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm very self conscious.

[Tom Griswold]

Soft.

[Jess Hooker]

I bet. You dance? You dance?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I dance.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I know Joshi dances.

[Christy Lee]

Jake, do you dance?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I don't dance.

[Jess Hooker]

Ace, you dance?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Of course.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't dance well, but I dance.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's important.

[Jess Hooker]

I think you enjoy it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do people enjoy you dancing?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. See, that's it.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's your karaoke. Like karaoke? No, no, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can't sing.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that does a lot of karaoke.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Seeing that's all.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What could you get away with then? If for a guy who can't, I

[Jess Hooker]

mean, he likes a lot of hip hop. I bet there's a hip hop song you could do.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Know, maybe back that thing up.

[Pat Godwin]

You could do Blister in the sun or something fun like that.

[Producer/Announcer]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Violent F. That's perfect. Yes. I would do violent kill.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody sings with you, so, yeah, that'd be perfect. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I love violent. Why can't I get just one kiss? Why can't I?

[Producer/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Commercial/Ad Voice]

I was.

[Christy Lee]

I Saw them in concert a couple summers ago. They were.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, they're great.

[Jeff Oskay]

What do you karaoke, John? What's your jam?

[Tom Griswold]

I like Brandy before I karaoke. Thank you very much. I like Brandy. Is that Looking Glass?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I like Marcy Playground Sex and Candy.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll do.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I was sort of famous for a scream sing version of Alanis Morissette's you ought to know. Oh, that's fine.

[Commercial/Ad Voice]

Good job.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Loved by some, hated by most. When I would do that.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm assuming you're very animated when you're singing. Like.

[Tom Griswold]

I sort of like how I am when I'm talking a lot of. A lot of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm flitty.

[Bob Kevoian]

You are flitty. I've noticed that.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, so fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is in Grosse Pointe Blank. Wonderful. Stretch my stuff. Oh, way early. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

You're way early.

[Producer/Announcer]

So long.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, where's the music?

[Tom Griswold]

Your daughters know this.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm hoping the youth is still picking up on violent femmes.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

Hope they pick it up on the femme.

[Christy Lee]

Christy Downer in Man falls to his death during rock concert at Madison Square Garden over the weekend. A 51 year old Paul Cooper of Connecticut was attending the Goose concert with his wife when he fell from an elevated position. I am not familiar with.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've tried.

[Pat Godwin]

They're good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've tried to like Goose.

[Christy Lee]

I am really.

[Bob Kevoian]

I haven't launched on any jam band.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know who, you know who wants me to like Goose? Spotify.

[Pat Godwin]

You know why? Because of the Elton John element. The keyboard element.

[Christy Lee]

Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I'm getting it too.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

It won't leave me alone.

[Christy Lee]

The man was taken to a hospital. He was pronounced dead. The band said it was deeply saddened and heartbroken to learn of the tragic event that occurred. Yeah, it was really sad and I

[Jess Hooker]

hope he was having the time of his life.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think?

[Christy Lee]

He was standing on an elevated.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe it was just.

[Tom Griswold]

What attempted comedy would Tom try to do with this?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's a fun game of what horrible joke is he

[Christy Lee]

wondering why would I do this story? But yeah, yeah, that's.

[Jess Hooker]

That's awful. There's no good joke there.

[Tom Griswold]

He had something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Probably some goose and gander joke of some sort.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, getting Goose playing Drop. Drop. Goose.

[Bob Kevoian]

Top Gun, I think Top Gun.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, a Top Gun reference, you think? Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think all will be revealed tomorrow morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Branch officials have banned alcohol at music festivals amid a heat wave. According to the BBC, temperatures in parts of the country have reached over 100 degrees Fahrenheit.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is it soft summer?

[Christy Lee]

Some areas. Well, that's really high for Europe.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they need to have a summer

[Bob Kevoian]

now. Here.

[Christy Lee]

The office of the prime minister, Sebastian Locro. I have no idea if that's how he says his name, but it sounds good. All events organized by the state have been ordered not to serve alcohol. To preserve emergency and health care services and allow medical staff. Staff to focus on caring for the most vulnerable. The alcohol ban coincides with the annual Fete de la Mosique, a national music festival that draws millions to the streets across France.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you got. You're doing it backwards. There's got to be more booze.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Doing Woodstock 99 style. More booze. And make it cheaper than water.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And give everyone candles. Go. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder who's performing at that French.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know who. I don't know the line.

[Producer/Announcer]

So.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's back.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's France. Yeah, she knows France talk.

[Jess Hooker]

She's so funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, is her. Her voice is good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. She says she's gonna tour again. She might do a residency in Vegas. I don't know, but I know she is.

[Tom Griswold]

She has a killer voice.

[Bob Kevoian]

She had the especially humidifier when she was in Vegas that turned it. Yeah. To keep her voice porcelain.

[Tom Griswold]

She got so that Titanic song, it's easy to take for granted.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That thing wasn't amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

Tear jerker. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then after, you'd see the movie and then that song would come on the radio and all the emotions would flood back. My gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I heard it once, and that was it for me.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of movies, Toy Story.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm unfeeling.

[Christy Lee]

You know that Toy Story 5 debuted with $160 million in domestic ticket sales, easily setting a new franchise record and notches the biggest opening weekend the year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Woody can get a new hat.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he can. Yeah. Toy Story 4 opened in 2019 at 120 million, and I think it's the most money made over the weekend since 2019 before COVID for the box office. So it's good news for theater owners, which is exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoyed it.

[Christy Lee]

Steven Spielberg's disclosure day slipped to second place with 17 million in its second weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoyed that too.

[Christy Lee]

So you saw Toy Story 5 already ready?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's good.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I did too. Yeah, I told them at the break, I ate so much popcorn, I made myself sick, it was so good. And I went back and reloaded butter twice.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's. That'll make sense.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's why you're telling me.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Especially since that's.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know what it is, but God, it's good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's better than butter.

[Bob Kevoian]

You get a. You get two cups for. And then fill one cup with butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Butter.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then put butter and go in the theater. That way you don't have to get off.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what I should.

[Tom Griswold]

I know this is divisive, but I find the fake butter to be better tasting than the real butter for what it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think I could. Yeah. Have real butter.

[Jess Hooker]

It's part of the movie experience. You have to have the fake butter at the movie theater. Like, that's how it goes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Butter flavored toppings at the bottles.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And boy, I had my fair.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you ever put it on anything else?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

I would have dipped like a soft pretzel in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Soft pretzel does seem to be the go to at a movie theater because it's available.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. What else could you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you ever just shoot a pump directly into your mouth?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's because.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about the cheese from the nachos?

[Christy Lee]

My goodness gracious, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't do that either.

[Bob Kevoian]

I.

[Jess Hooker]

Is there butter schnapps? Was it just butter flavored butterscotch? Yeah, but not just butter flavored schnapp. I might work on that.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

Was it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

It is Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's H. Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff. Oscar.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man, we need to take a walk around Tom's area. I really think we. We're wasting an opportunity.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything really wild over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember? I love that. Tell me about this Tom. We don't do that new feature too often enough. I know how he gets.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't like me. Honestly, I think it was. He didn't like me being near him, behind him.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No, of course he didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I put my.

[Christy Lee]

And you touched his stuff?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything he hates.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys know this. I. We all get cold in the studio for some reason at this time of day every day. So I started putting a sweater on and he comes over and he. Are you cold? And I go, yeah. And I reached out and tried to have him touch my hand. He recoiled like it was a cobra.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was fascinating.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know how like most people buy a pack of gum.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Our boss buys the. And you know how they have the display at your gas station?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

He gets the entire display apparently. And buys every pack within the display.

[Tom Griswold]

He orders like he's stocking the snack bar at a little League field.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Jess Hooker]

Everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would give anything to check out his subscribe and save. Yeah, that's must.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think he knows how to do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

He probably.

[Tom Griswold]

But somehow he's accidentally done it with certain things because remember he was. It arrives every month on.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I only ordered it once.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had 19,000.

[Jess Hooker]

It was something like shoe polish. It was the worst thing that he could. It really was.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was.

[Jess Hooker]

And we have so many spoons because he was trying to find the right depth of spoon for his cereal combination. So now we have thousands of spoons, all different kinds. Because he couldn't get the right. The right.

[Christy Lee]

Did he finally find one?

[Jess Hooker]

He did. But then he forgets which one it is and then he orders the other ones. And then we just. We have so many spoons. So I need to go to a soup kitchen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something.

[Christy Lee]

There's a new study out there. The first ever 3D map of the ladies Pleasure button has finally been drawn.

[Bob Kevoian]

A 3D map.

[Christy Lee]

It's taken three decades for researchers to finally find out how things work for women.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's the nerves Are that complicated?

[Christy Lee]

They are a lot more vast than they thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

The male penis, of course. And their nerve network was done. Done in 1998, but it's taken 30 years almost for the woman's.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, do you want it done right or you don't want to done fast?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't think the guys cared.

[Tom Griswold]

Well then they're not real men, are they?

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that a joke? I want it done right.

[Christy Lee]

That sounds like a joke. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm good at that. I. I'll say things and people often go, was that a joke?

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to. If you tell me it was a joke, I'll laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

From the New York Post. Considered one of the least studied organs in the human body. The. I don't know if I can say. Can I say clitoris?

[Tom Griswold]

You can say clitoris in a doctor's office.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Has long been shrouded in cultural taboos.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know. Shrouded. That's the problem.

[Christy Lee]

Uh huh. Which has. It's hindered research into the pleasure center for females. Despite the references dating back a long time ago, they have found out that it's a rather complex. Complex organ rather than the pea sized nub many thought it was.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like pea sized nubs.

[Jess Hooker]

I feel like there's a thousand other ways we could have said that.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't write this. I'm reading it straight. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Brings it home.

[Christy Lee]

Peace.

[Jess Hooker]

Size. I don't think that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they vary, don't they?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I guess they will.

[Tom Griswold]

Some are snow pieces.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are guys who. The bigger the better on that nub.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, there are.

[Christy Lee]

The scans revealed that the main sensory nerve running to the clitoris doesn't simply taper off as older anatomical models suggested.

[Tom Griswold]

Goes all the way up to the nose.

[Christy Lee]

Splits into several branches forming a tree like network inside and around the pleasure organ. So it's a lot more complicated. Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

She says clitoris as if she'd stepped in something.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm afraid she's shy.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's.

[Christy Lee]

I'm afraid I'm going to be in trouble.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's chased.

[Tom Griswold]

That is what she.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Still, you reclaimed your virginity, didn't you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh yes. I had it recreated.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that nice?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Hyman reconstruction.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, you are absolutely chased. Guys are chasing you everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So this could be very. Findings could be very significant for pelvic operations.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Christy, you.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think us being guys we care about.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. That's why it took 30 years before it was done.

[Tom Griswold]

Real men care.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ladies just for the record, women are doctors, too. You could have done the research.

[Christy Lee]

Not a doctor.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I'm saying the fe. You're waiting for us men. Why don't you get on it, ladies?

[Jess Hooker]

I think it wasn't funded until now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you were going to say it wasn't fun.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't fun. We had a long time. We couldn't find it either.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have an amazing, amazing email from our listeners.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is from Ron. Ron Gibbons.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Longtime VIP listener. Listener, first time emailer. My father, ron Gibbons, turns 99 today.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

He is Lowe's oldest employee and still drives to work. Oh, that's great. He was featured on NBC Nightly News for Lowe's. You want to see him Google Lowe's oldest employee. Also, he is Billy F. Gibbons of ZZ Top's first cousin.

[Christy Lee]

Aw.

[Jeff Oskay]

How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

How about this for a letter?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have a great Monday. We can't wish him a happy birthday. We can't. Ron Gibbons. It's his birthday and happy birthday. But we can't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's technically illegal, I believe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. Then we'd have to.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then we started doing everybody's. And it just takes up all the time we get.

[Tom Griswold]

Find every time we say happy birthday and.

[Bob Kevoian]

How did you miss the story, Christy? Today's national onion ring day.

[Christy Lee]

I had national kissing day.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, speaking of odd mix, we got

[Jeff Oskay]

a letter about that from Dave. Says, hey, crazy crew. You were talking about French kissing. I wondered if Christie ever Australian kissed a girl.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what that means.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's the same as French kissing. Mean, you use your tongue. You just do it down under. Oh, that's from Dave.

[Christy Lee]

No. Sorry, Dave.

[Tom Griswold]

So the answer is no there.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you kiss a girl, Jess? Have you made out? Have you tongue?

[Jess Hooker]

I've not tongue. No, I'm not. I've not made out with a girl.

[Jeff Oskay]

No French kiss.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I'm more lesbian than you.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's still time.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw that movie on Lifetime over the weekend. I'm more or less being the new starring.

[Bob Kevoian]

Starring Helen Hunt. And I've always thought that.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry to disappoint. There's. There are some female listeners that are like, hey, when you're ready to.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure to go, I'm ready.

[Jess Hooker]

And I'm like, all right, all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You never know.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a gay listener doubt that I had gay friends because I guess because sometimes I make jokes or whatever, but I have a lot of gay, gay friends.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I have. I have I have one gay friend. This is where you say, no, you don't. I saw a movie with a gay guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Your range of jokes, like, kind of paints you in a corner that you're not. I've got to be honest with you. Like, people think a lot of things about you based on emails. Yeah. And I promise that Josh is joking 99% of the time.

[Pat Godwin]

Time that 1%.

[Jeff Oskay]

Though he does agree that teachers are overpaid. You do believe that

[Tom Griswold]

I. I've never had a teacher get mad at me for that joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they love Josh Angers America because

[Tom Griswold]

they know that I'm clearly.

[Christy Lee]

Of course you're kidding. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you don't get it, listen to something else. You think I give up.

[Christy Lee]

Well, well, well, well. Authorities say a driver in Florida who crashed on a highway attempted to. To steal the medical helicopter that was flown in to help victims in the other car.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This might be the perfect crime.

[Christy Lee]

Riley Farrar was traveling on I75 when he lost control of his pickup, veered off the road, hit another vehicle. A medical transport helicopter was called to the scene for two people who suffered injuries in the crash. The first responders, while they were preparing patients for transport, said the suspect tried to steal the helicopter, climbed in, apparently tried to hit some controls, but he was not successful and was arrested.

[Tom Griswold]

Just hit some controls?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it was a manual, so he couldn't drive it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't just.

[Christy Lee]

You can't jump in a helicopter and fly it.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

What is a helicopter steering wheel like? Is it. Is it like a plane?

[Christy Lee]

It's a. I'm gonna say Joystick. Yeah. Like a yolk.

[Tom Griswold]

What do they call that? A yolk.

[Christy Lee]

Yolk.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's in the center of an egg?

[Jess Hooker]

A yolk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yolk.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a yolk.

[Bob Kevoian]

I went to high school with a kid who was a pilot in Vietnam, and he became a traffic helicopter pilot. And he said flying a helicopter is like balancing a ball on a ball.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was Magnum.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that was. No, that was TC That I know.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm saying that wasn't your real life.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it wasn't at all.

[Tom Griswold]

You were watching Magnum.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you might be right.

[Jess Hooker]

We know we are.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, that's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's crazy. That's. Well, you've got to be thinking, how are you thinking you're gonna get out of that? My God. Speaking of that, I saw maternal instinct. Thanks, chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

How bad was it?

[Bob Kevoian]

I told you.

[Jess Hooker]

Was it so bad?

[Bob Kevoian]

I told you. The daughter. Daughter wanted to watch it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. My daughter. My daughter Ava and I were watching it, and we both looked at each other at one point and went, whoa. We didn't know it was gonna go.

[Tom Griswold]

The documentary memory.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And I don't know the. Can you give a premise without giving.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it like a true crime?

[Pat Godwin]

It opens up with sort of.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it does.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

This lady makes a pregnancy.

[Jess Hooker]

That's it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Attention seeks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

She's an attention seeker.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

She has some psychotic issues, I believe.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And has a friend who is pregnant at the same time. She's fake pregnant.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Producer/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you guys watch unhappiness and stuff?

[Christy Lee]

That's a great question.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know why you feel. You feel better about yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Why does everybody watch those true crime documentaries? They're taken over.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I get uncomfortable.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what's nuts. Have you seen, like, 194 million people have watched Maternal Instinct?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was, like, number one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

On Netflix.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not.

[Christy Lee]

And that Crash one is just also the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is where my. I don't. I have the opposite of fomo, where it kicks in. I have no interest in watching what everybody's watching.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

I know you're. It's not a great quality.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why don't you. Would you care to go over why I watched Tiger King?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I did watch Tiger King.

[Bob Kevoian]

And why did I watch it?

[Tom Griswold]

I think because we were all stuck

[Bob Kevoian]

because you told me to watch it.

[Tom Griswold]

We were all stuck inside.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

But I watched Tiger King, like, the day it came out, not knowing anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, so it's okay if you watch the premiere of a nut show, then

[Pat Godwin]

you found out he wasn't singing. You found out stuff as you went along.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. He seemed like an okay guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Is he still alive?

[Tom Griswold]

In prison? But I believe he's married.

[Jess Hooker]

He married one of the guys in prison.

[Tom Griswold]

He did. Yeah. I knew he got married.

[Pat Godwin]

The queen of block C. If you do get to.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you get to live together? If you get married in jail?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm pretty sure, yeah. And they give you a house.

[Christy Lee]

Sell no kitchen in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

The warden gets pre monoct with his glass ring.

[Christy Lee]

Anybody watching House of the Dragons? Game of Thrones?

[Bob Kevoian]

I love Game of Thrones, but I'm.

[Jess Hooker]

I love those two women that are the leads. I don't. I don't watch it, but I love them.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently, a season started yesterday on hbo.

[Tom Griswold]

Season three.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Season three.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. Just. I don't like it. When I'm going through this with

[Tom Griswold]

Star

[Bob Kevoian]

City, I like it. But there's a new episode every week. I don't care for it. We're in 2000. You, the whole series.

[Producer/Announcer]

Drop it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, dump the whole series. Don't tease me.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't like anticipation?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I hate it.

[Christy Lee]

Because you want instant gratification.

[Pat Godwin]

Drop them all now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Drop them all.

[Jess Hooker]

Brat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, brats.

[Pat Godwin]

You like the cliffhangers and waiting for every week. You guys know, like the old Batman.

[Jess Hooker]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't watch shows.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I just don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I watch high quality cinema.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all prestige cinema.

[Pat Godwin]

I go to the theater with the cell phones.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, couldn't you just wait until they all came out and then watch them at the end?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, but then I'm behind.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody's talking about it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Then you get too many spoilers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then I go to these cocktail parties and I'm like, what are you watching? And I don't know what to say.

[Tom Griswold]

The world is. I watch this show.

[Bob Kevoian]

So the world is a gh. Okay, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

So that I can post about it. Oh, and I have to post something. So maybe I'll watch a show. I don't like the world today.

[Christy Lee]

Do you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you think cinemas, buildings, where they go? You watch a movie? Movie. They'll go away.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't think they'll ever. Truly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honestly?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, honestly. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Friday night it was almost full.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

For Toy Story 5.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It made me happy. Yeah, I was glad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm sure it's good. Yeah. Toy Story 5, there'll be Odyssey will bring people back to the theater. That's a big one. Spider Man. It's a big summer. Minions. A lot of kids.

[Bob Kevoian]

Minions are so good. What a French ever. I could watch every movie. Be back to. Back to back on me. I don't want to say no, no, no. I. Comedy. That's what Minions is.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you see the interview with a guy that invented Minions? And he said that they're all men because women would never be that stupid. Like, he's always seen them as all men.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

All Minions are men?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, all Minions are men.

[Bob Kevoian]

Banana.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gosh. I mean it. Does it get funnier than that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Man, I laugh just thinking about it.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know if you wrecked it for me or if it was already on my nerves, but I can't watch them now. I hate it. I hate it so much.

[Tom Griswold]

They are. Yeah, it's nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the exact opposite. I really do. The Penguins of Madagascar. I love those guys.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, I do too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I like Gru.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I like the other character. But the Minions, they're just not for me, guys.

[Christy Lee]

Not for you.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Never once laughed at the them. I want to see them exterminated

[Bob Kevoian]

roundabout.

[Christy Lee]

On a much happier note.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's fiddling with something over there.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's just an email.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's a quickie to share.

[Pat Godwin]

Dear knuckleheads and sweet, sweet Christy Lee and my favorite, Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's not it.

[Pat Godwin]

There are 50 million Americans paying for gym memberships and they never go to the gym.

[Tom Griswold]

50 million?

[Jess Hooker]

That's insane.

[Christy Lee]

I did that once. I bought a gym membership for a year and never went in.

[Bob Kevoian]

That seemed never, never went, never. See, I've been, but it's been a while.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was one of those 24 hour places you had the fob. You could go whenever you wanted.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I.

[Christy Lee]

In my head, that was a great idea. Idea. In reality. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Early in the morning, man. That would really.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Scratch me where I itch. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's. I said I wanted. Honestly, I wanted to say. Here's Anthony Kiedis. I don't know why. What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

My friends, is what we call red hot. A stroke.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm smelling almonds.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Josh, Arnold and I with a segment coming up, a new segment we're going to start on this show that all of us can take part in whenever you want.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys know me. I. I don't. I don't like to accentuate the negative. I want to accentuate the positive most. But this segment is called Things that Should be Better Than They Are.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Sir. In my opinion.

[Bob Kevoian]

Back to Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

This is something that should be better than it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

A blondie, meaning the brownie. That is actually sort of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

I.

[Christy Lee]

More like a chocolate chip cookie.

[Bob Kevoian]

It should be better than it is.

[Christy Lee]

A heavy chocolate chip cookie.

[Tom Griswold]

Why doesn't the blondie work?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know the name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. No.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. You don't think so? I don't like the name.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't?

[Jess Hooker]

No, but it's not that. It's just like it does. It tastes. It sounds bland.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's too close to bland.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Blonde, bland.

[Tom Griswold]

So is the blondie. Just in need of a rename.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about Logan?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I brought some Logan's.

[Jess Hooker]

Logan, I would expect, like, what's the

[Bob Kevoian]

difference between a Logan and a blondie? It's about the same thing, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

What's a Logan?

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody knows the blondie.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a brownie type cake.

[Christy Lee]

Never heard of it.

[Jess Hooker]

You're making it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope, not at all.

[Jess Hooker]

The stroke is still going.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, he. Jake's good at this. The world knows about something and for some reason we don't, and he tells us about it and we all doubt him and doubt him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Search somebody.

[Jess Hooker]

Look it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? First, search Logan. Second, kiss my ass. How about that?

[Jess Hooker]

Is it a name brand?

[Christy Lee]

Logan is a film.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm still stuck on blondie.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never heard Logan is a. It's a pastry. It's a name for a pastry.

[Jess Hooker]

You are.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's just as common as scone.

[Tom Griswold]

So a Blondie is. Essentially, it's a brownie, but it's almost like it's cookie dough.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, vanilla ish.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Vanilla ish. As opposed to.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And sometimes they're mixed.

[Producer/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go ahead, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Tell me how right I am. I'm not finding a Logan yet.

[Jess Hooker]

Was there a cookie shop called Blondies?

[Christy Lee]

Logan Pastry locations? It's a.

[Jeff Oskay]

There was a horrible cartoon in the Sunday paper called Blondie.

[Jess Hooker]

I liked it. I'm sorry. I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

You did?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I don't know why.

[Commercial/Ad Voice]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

I did, too. I. I used to.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I might have made Logan up. There was a pizza place we used to go to all the time that had Logan's.

[Jess Hooker]

That could have been named after the owner's kid or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

His kid was named Logan?

[Tom Griswold]

How many times do we have to tell you, chick? Your. Your memories, dude, they're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're not happening to me there.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm watching movies.

[Jess Hooker]

Dimensions. It's crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Logan's makes a fantastic, friendly name for a brownie, especially if it's a dense, fudgy, and slightly rustic treat. Usually it's regional. There's the Loganberry Fudge. There's the Lumberjacks Logan. There's the Indiana Logan.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, the Lumberjack Logan. Sounds like a sex move.

[Pat Godwin]

Dense, Fudgy.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a band at Coachella.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or is it a horse porno? The Kentucky Dirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Or is it a Hack, hack, hack.

[Christy Lee]

Other chocolatey name ideas. If you're trying to name something. The Fudgy Malone.

[Tom Griswold]

Fudgy Malone.

[Christy Lee]

I've heard Coco, Nutty Crunch, The Big Chunkster. Mocha Mallow. I guess these are names for a brownie. If you're making your own.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody, everybody. Tomorrow morning, without saying anything to Tom, just start calling me the Big Chunks. Chunkster and see what you see what happens.

[Christy Lee]

The Big Chunks.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think we convince him? We've always called you that.

[Pat Godwin]

And remember, you told us to say that tomorrow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't need to lose you for a week.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a moody prick.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know how he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I'm with you, chick. You know, I. We.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't tell us what our moods are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, and I know I'm awful. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And so do I. Yeah, but I don't want to hear about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just don't care.

[Christy Lee]

I thought we were accentuating the positive.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll accentuate you.

[Jess Hooker]

So does it have to just be a food item, or can it be anything?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it can be anything. Things that should be better than they are.

[Jeff Oskay]

Plane, flight, travel. Plane travel.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

It should be better than it is.

[Tom Griswold]

In what respect?

[Bob Kevoian]

No one calls it plane travel.

[Christy Lee]

He's sitting in the seat. It's happening.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Plane, flight traffic.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have one chair per aisle. You know, they could make it better.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, it seems like a couple more inches per person. Yeah, like, you know, leg room and stuff. Not with.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't need it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want it.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm gonna have to think about this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anytime it pops into your head, it's

[Christy Lee]

just a segment called Be better than it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Just anytime. You know what? That should be a little better.

[Bob Kevoian]

Steven Spielberg movies.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh, did you see the new one?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I didn't. But all of them should be better than what they are.

[Tom Griswold]

All of them.

[Christy Lee]

All of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Including Schindler's List. Oh, no, I know. I'm in the minority. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I'll grant it. Granted, it doesn't have the watchability that you might want.

[Christy Lee]

It's not one the of.

[Tom Griswold]

I just pop in.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think a. Stephen. There's not a Steven Spielberg in my top 50.

[Tom Griswold]

That's silly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Et J.

[Pat Godwin]

Top 50.

[Christy Lee]

Jaws.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jaws.

[Commercial/Ad Voice]

The.

[Bob Kevoian]

The shark is mouth and it looks plastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Minority Report Never.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I like that. Is hook 50. Fabulous. Julia Roberts as Tinker. Dead.

[Christy Lee]

Way too tall for Tinkerbell.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Tinkerbell had a nice feminine mouth. Not that longshoreman gaping, silent.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that. Yeah, I like that gate. Yeah. I want a mouth I can fit my knee into. That's just how I. Hey, that's what.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just hope he. He doesn't hear any of this because it's not going to go away.

[Christy Lee]

We'll hear about it tomorrow.

[Jess Hooker]

He'll never come back. Never leave again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we sure hope all the dads out there had a wonderful Father's Day.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's audio of my father puking when he saw me in show choir with the rollerblades on.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll be back tomorrow. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This here is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Producer/Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at, you can also watch the show show on our YouTube channel.

[Pat Godwin]

Full send Golf.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys know how much I really, really love Golf.

[Bob Kevoian]

Full send Golf 2v2. Me and VOD versus Big John and Kyle. Oh, it feels good to be back on the links with the boys.

[Pat Godwin]

Join the party on the golf course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Back to golf in a big way.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now what?

[Jess Hooker]

Practice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's go.

[Christy Lee]

Let's hit the range.

[Tom Griswold]

I was like, let's go to the range.

[Bob Kevoian]

We are headed to the golf cart, y'.

[Producer/Announcer]

All.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to golf with us?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Christy Lee]

You don't play golf?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Producer/Announcer]

Try.

[Bob Kevoian]

We gotta break par. I'm very, very excited.

[Commercial/Ad Voice]

You excited? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

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