The BOB & TOM Show - June 23, 2025

Summary

Summary of "The BOB & TOM Show - June 23, 2025"

Host/Author: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

The June 23, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show offers a lively blend of comedy, engaging conversations, listener interactions, and intriguing news segments. Below is a detailed summary capturing the key points, discussions, insights, and conclusions from the episode.

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1. Opening Musical Performance

The show kicks off with Chick McGee performing an original comedic song about his life as a "ladies' man." The humorous lyrics set a playful tone for the morning broadcast.

Chick McGee [00:16]: "Nasty stuff Nasty stuff I'm a sex machine stanky nasty stuff that's right."

2. Morning Chatter: Laundry and Pool Maintenance

Hosts engage in light-hearted banter about everyday tasks, including laundry routines and the challenges of maintaining a pool during a heatwave.

Tom Griswold [03:39]: "A massive heat wave, by the way. It's pretty much everywhere, isn't it?"

3. Movie Banter: Jaws 2 and Shark Films

The conversation shifts to movies, particularly the "Jaws" series and the phenomenon of shark-themed films like "Sharknado." They discuss iconic scenes and memorable characters, adding humor and personal anecdotes.

Tom Griswold [04:32]: "She has a daughter who's obsessed with those shark movies, so it's..."

4. Java House Coffee Experimentation

The hosts present a sponsored segment featuring Java House's innovative Coffee Peel and Pour pods. They describe an experiment where they poured coffee over ice cream, showcasing the product's versatility.

Jess Hooker [11:40]: "We took one of our dark roast... and we poured it over the top of the ice cream. It was delightful."

5. Listener Letters: Snake Hunting in Florida & Nail Polish Mishap

The show reviews listener-submitted letters, sharing stories about hunting pythons in Florida and a humorous account of Tom Griswold accidentally smashing his head while cleaning nail polish from his daughter's bathroom floor.

Tom Griswold [16:03]: "This has never happened before... I smashed my head on the drawer."

6. Sports News: Oklahoma City Thunder's Championship

A major highlight of the episode is the sports segment celebrating the Oklahoma City Thunder's NBA championship win over the Indiana Pacers. They discuss star player Shea Gilgeous-Alexander's MVP performance and Tyrese Halliburton's unfortunate Achilles injury, which may sideline him for the upcoming season.

Chick McGee [09:26]: "Oklahoma City Thunder are the favorites... They'll be the worst team to ever win the NBA Championship."

7. Animal Rescue Stories: Pygmy Sperm Whale and Bear's Barrel Incident

The hosts share heartwarming animal rescue stories, including the pygmy sperm whale's unique rectal defense mechanism and a bear in Michigan who had a plastic barrel lid stuck around its neck for two years.

Jess Hooker [90:31]: "The pygmy sperm whale releases a reddish-brown fluid from its anus... and escapes undetected."

8. Human Interest: Twins Graduating and Monkey Butler

A noteworthy segment covers a high school that graduated 15 sets of fraternal twins and a whimsical story about a spider monkey wearing a diaper found roaming a neighborhood.

Jess Hooker [74:16]: "Among the nearly 500 students graduating... 30 are fraternal twins."

9. Science Segment: Pygmy Sperm Whale's Rectal Defense

Delving deeper into the animal world, the show explains the pygmy sperm whale's defense strategy of releasing fluid to obscure itself from predators, highlighting the complexity of marine mammal behaviors.

Jess Hooker [90:31]: "By rapidly agitating the cloud with its tail, the animal obscures itself from view and escapes undetected."

10. History: June 23 Events

The "Today in History" segment recounts significant events that occurred on June 23, including the first administration of the SAT exam in 1926, the release of the iconic "Lady and the Tramp" scene in 1955, and the introduction of the first contraceptive pill in 1960.

Tom Griswold [119:16]: "June 23, 1926, the College Board administered the first SAT exam."

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Notable Quotes

• Chick McGee [00:16]: "Nasty stuff Nasty stuff I'm a sex machine stanky nasty stuff that's right."
• Tom Griswold [04:32]: "She has a daughter who's obsessed with those shark movies, so it's..."
• Jess Hooker [90:31]: "The pygmy sperm whale releases a reddish-brown fluid from its anus... and escapes undetected."
• Chick McGee [09:26]: "Oklahoma City Thunder are the favorites... They'll be the worst team to ever win the NBA Championship."

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Conclusion

The June 23, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show successfully combines humor, informative segments, and engaging listener stories. From celebrating a major sports victory to sharing unique animal rescue tales and historical facts, the show offers a well-rounded and entertaining experience for its nationwide audience.

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Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, everyone. I'm Chick McGee and this is my first song. It's a song about something I'm very familiar with. My life as a ladies man. Oh, yeah. Yes, yes, yes, I know that. Tell me something I don't know. He can't get enough of that nasty, tough, nasty stuff Nasty stuff Nasty stuff I'm a sex machine stanky nasty stuff that's right. I am bad. Okay. I am a badass. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Testify.

[Chick McGee]

I'd give that a right on, brother. I'm sorry. I don't know what you're saying. Oh, my goodness. I'm feeling it. I dance as good as I walk and frankly, I'm a little frightened. Lay it on me, ladies. He can't get enough Give it up.

[Pat Godwin]

He can't get enough Give it up.

[Chick McGee]

For the Mack Daddy. I can't get enough Nasty stuff Nasty.

[Tom Griswold]

Stuff Nasty stuff Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Josh Arnold]

This.

[Chick McGee]

This is never. This has never happened before.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm.

[Chick McGee]

I apologize. Does anyone have a towel or a moist towelette? Well, thanks for the bump and grind. I've got to bust a move. Peace out.

[Josh Arnold]

Nasty stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios is Bob and Tom show. Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

In his cabana wear. Everybody notice Pat's cabana wear again.

[Pat Godwin]

Shorts and a golf shirt, baby.

[Jess Hooker]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that the same when you wore a Friday?

[Pat Godwin]

I have a lot of shirts.

[Chick McGee]

Do you do laundry? You do laundry? Quarters and everything.

[Pat Godwin]

I said it to dry clean.

[Chick McGee]

You have a washer and dryer in the unit or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, in the unit.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's nice. That's nice. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. And I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I did laundry 10 times over the weekend. A lot of towels.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'm constantly daily frightened at how much I'm becoming. Tom Griswold. I. I dumped a load in before I. I left for work this morning. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody else dump a load?

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, there's a couple of. I. But I met laundry Tom, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Massive heat wave, by the way. It's pretty much everywhere, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Tom Griswold]

From Alaska to Mexico.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Points east.

[Chick McGee]

It's like 85 degrees or some crazy thing, so.

[Tom Griswold]

But very, very hot. Now that I've got a pool for the first time in my life, I've learned that I spent most of my time maintaining it, skimming it.

[Chick McGee]

You go out and just look at the pool during the heat wave. Right. That's what I see. You do?

[Tom Griswold]

I went in it twice.

[Chick McGee]

You got in?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Congratulations. That's great. That's almost relaxing. You're very, very close.

[Tom Griswold]

At night, no less.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's fun.

[Chick McGee]

That's really nice. The old adult swim.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm. I'm not kidding. I was in the pool and I could see in the porch. Jaws 2 was playing. I. I have a daughter who's obsessed with those shark movies, so it's.

[Chick McGee]

She likes Sharknado.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. She likes. What is it? The Mega. Yeah, I know. She's seen all those. She'd never seen Jaws, too, which I've never seen either. I could, but I could tell it was. Roy Scheider is the only one left in that one.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because the one guy gets eaten in the first one. Hey, spoiler alert. Well, there's many people that are eaten. I think about six. Remember that scene in the original Jaws where the leg just comes drifting down to the bottom?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or he's doing the autopsy and it's in a small tray. He just picks up the one hand.

[Chick McGee]

The license plate comes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not a boating accident. The license plate comes out of a different shark.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember, he skis on the dock, cutting it up and holding his nose. And the license plate, I think it's from Louisiana.

[Chick McGee]

Did you happen to see piranha in 3D?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I missed that one.

[Chick McGee]

I believe Jerry O' Connell's unit gets bitten off in piranha and floats 3D style at you in the theater.

[Josh Arnold]

It does. The piranha, bites it off and then swims towards the camera, spits it up at the camera in 3D and then re eats it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

It's completely tasteless. And the audience cheered when I saw it.

[Tom Griswold]

This is America. We have the freedom to make great art.

[Chick McGee]

I voted for that for best Picture. I don't know why I didn't win.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's what. That's Piranha.

[Chick McGee]

Piranha.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the remake of Piranha. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's been more than one?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There was an original one by Joe Dante back In the, what, late 70s, early 80s? Yeah, Dante, Kevin McCarthy, and a lot of those great old actors.

[Chick McGee]

You light up my life. Joe Dante, when they took that song and made it into a movie. Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I never saw it.

[Chick McGee]

With DD Khan. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, apparently Jaws, the original, the very fine Steven Spielberg film, will be released back into theaters. I guess now, in August.

[Chick McGee]

People say it's the first blockbuster. Original blockbuster.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So, yeah, we had some interesting Jaws facts last. Last week, but I'll. I want to go see it in the theater again.

[Chick McGee]

And you tell me that when you go to a restaurant, see shark on the menu, that's different than the shark, right? Is this right?

[Jess Hooker]

No, that's dolphin.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a shark?

[Jess Hooker]

Thinking of.

[Tom Griswold]

You're thinking of dolphin.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a shark?

[Tom Griswold]

There's a. There's a porpoise dolphin and there's a dolphin fish.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So there's no shark fish and a shark.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no. Okay, well, there might be, but the shark is shark. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And you don't want to be killing sharks for. No, there's shark fin soup and stuff. You don't want to be shark boards shark cart.

[Josh Arnold]

He is right about these shark cootery bars.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And it's, of course, primarily shark cooter. I have a question which is very hard. You think it's. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Are these artichokes? No, they're not.

[Chick McGee]

I have a question, Pat. Have you no shame?

[Pat Godwin]

Zero.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a nice tan, though, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

I was outside. Yeah. Very hot outside time. Check local.

[Tom Griswold]

No, local listings everywhere. I think our experience.

[Chick McGee]

I got out of the car like two or three times yesterday. And you look up toward the sun and your face immediately starts to melt. It's crazy hot, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. I rode my bike, actually, twice.

[Chick McGee]

You're a menace in a car in the town.

[Tom Griswold]

Early in the morning it was kind of crowded. But in the late afternoon, I was the only one there.

[Jess Hooker]

I bet.

[Chick McGee]

Tell. Tell your story about when you're driving in this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting. I do the same drive every morning and I leave my house. Depends, 3, 20, whatever. I will see. Maybe. I probably live, what, 5 miles from your. 10 miles from here.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I'm not sure where you live.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I drive through this.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's what you want.

[Tom Griswold]

This sort of village area with the storage and stuff. And I. I will see maybe five or six cars. That's all this morning. Dozens. And a lot of them drunk.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, one of them was at a major intersection. The guy pulls up. The guy pulls up and stops halfway through. This is a big intersection. Halfway through the intersection stops the sky. I can see him behind the wheel, like, obviously trashed. I think they'd. A lot of people had been celebrating perhaps the loss of their favorite team. And the NBA Finals.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, The Oklahoma City Thunder are NBA champions. They beat the Tyrese Halliburton less Indiana Pacers last night. 103. 91. In case you're living in a cave, Halliburton went down in the first quarter with what certainly looks like an Achilles right Achilles tendon injury. Conventional wisdom says he's going to miss next season as well. So congratulations to the Thunder or people can kiss my ass.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's amazing the media. There was an article yesterday, you see the article in the Athletic where that I said, if the Pacers win, they'll be the worst team to ever win the NBA Championship. They can't stand it. They can't stand it that the Knicks don't win everything. These are the same a holes that never stop talking about how the great the jets are. Yeah, we need a couple select nuclear strikes on some of these sports writers. It's really ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

There's New York City and the rest of the world. Yeah, these guys.

[Tom Griswold]

But it hasn't even happened yet and they're already trashing it. So thanks very much. But yeah, it was interesting. A lot of people out driving that ordinarily are not. That's my only explanation. In this, this particular neighborhood where we are, I never see anybody.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Well, except the walkers.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not there.

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm too early for the Walkers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you too? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to live over there. Yeah. There was a group of walkers and they brilliantly were all black. It was a group of ladies that walked every morning down a certain street and, you know, I. I, as much as I tried, I couldn't pick them off, but. Well, welcome to the show.

[Chick McGee]

Would you leave the scene?

[Tom Griswold]

You hit somebody, you know, if they're wearing all black. Yep, I would. You're asking for it.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

When I walk my dogs, I wear. I have a. I put a hat on. It has two flashing lights and a light beam on top.

[Chick McGee]

He looks like a tiny little pickup truck.

[Tom Griswold]

Flashing lights coming up. We have rectal defense in the headlines.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. It's true. We have a guy with an unusual name in trouble with the law.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I found that the best rectal defense is a rectal offense. I don't know if you guys feel the same.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's offensive.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, if your rectum's on the field, they can't play, okay? You gotta.

[Tom Griswold]

We got some great Joey Chestnut news for you and drunks in the news and plenty of sports all happening. But right now, we tried something that was really fun on Friday based on a letter that we got. We tried a little experiment with our Java House Coffee Peel and pour pods and. Ms. Hooker, you can describe what we did. You brought in some ice cream.

[Jess Hooker]

I did. We had some gelato and we took one of our. The dark roast. I can't remember which one it's called, from Java House. And we poured it over the top of the ice cream. And what was it called?

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't it caramel? Salted caramel in there, maybe that right.

[Jess Hooker]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Whatever it was, it was delightful.

[Jess Hooker]

But we got like a coffee gelato. It was delicious.

[Chick McGee]

I'm thinking all of the flavors would taste great. Maybe not the blue.

[Tom Griswold]

The energy drink.

[Chick McGee]

The energy drink on ice cream.

[Tom Griswold]

Very well, but you mean you could.

[Jess Hooker]

Make a slushie with it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

The liquid science Arctic Freeze hydration drink. What we're talking about is Java House. Nice experiment. In the hot weather. You take the Java House peel and pour. Instead of making a cup of coffee, pour it over ice cream. It's perfect. Java House is the official coffee of the Bob and Tom Show. The official refreshments of the Bob and Tom show are from Java House. That would include the aforementioned hydration drink. I'll be putting one of these down in just a few minutes. The Arctic Freeze. It's delicious, but Java House has lattes, teas, coffees, decaf, et cetera, et cetera. Even hot cocoa. Why am I bringing this up? Because it's a new system. It's kind of revolutionizing the coffee room because you don't have to put this in a machine, this pod. It's just peel and pour, add water or add ice cream. It's up to you. Java House is the perfect solution, perhaps for your office or your house or when you're traveling. It's great stuff. The Bob and Tom show studio uses it, of course. And you can too visit java house.com, by the way. There's a thing you can click on that website. It says Java House for your office. Sign up for a free in office demo. That's J A V A Java House dot com. Coming up, we have an unusual encounter at a Buffalo Wild Wings establishment and.

[Chick McGee]

A great listener email about my dream. Josh's dream to go to Florida and hunt pythons. Perhaps they're. They're suggesting that we might not want to do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. I'm getting the opposite. Many encouraging letters.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But maybe for the same reason.

[Tom Griswold]

Are these from. Are these from spurned lovers? Yes. By all means, please go there and have your ass tightened up by a giant pipe.

[Chick McGee]

Go get them. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We are reporting from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. I am Michael Rosenbaum.

[Chick McGee]

I am Tom Welling. Welcome to Talk Bill. Where it's fun to talk about Smallville.

[Josh Arnold]

We're going to be talking to sometimes guest stars. Are you liking the direction Lois is going in?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, because I'm getting more screen time.

[Chick McGee]

It's good.

[Tom Griswold]

But mostly it's just me and Tom remembering. I think we all feel like there.

[Chick McGee]

Was a scene missing here.

[Tom Griswold]

Got me time. Let's revisit it.

[Chick McGee]

Let's look at it, see what we remember.

[Tom Griswold]

See what we remember. I had never been around anything like that before.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it was so fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk Vil.

[Chick McGee]

Talk, Bill. I just had a flashback. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's get into it.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker. Hello.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm. I'm Chick. Here's Tom.

[Jess Hooker]

Tom, can you. Can you repeat? I don't know if you can. Like, if we would get in trouble if you could repeat what you just said to our friend Chris who was on vacation last week.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Oh, I don't really think I could. Think I could repeat that salty language.

[Pat Godwin]

Back there in the green room?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's salty. Well, kind of depending on.

[Jess Hooker]

Chris is one of the nicest guys. Sweet, sweetest guy. Was on vacation last week. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The implication was that he'd spent the entire vacation emitting bodily fluids into strange ladies all over the country. Or as consensual.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or as the King.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That. You know what the King would say? He's buried in a beaver. That's in the documentary. He's. He's Elvis.

[Tom Griswold]

Elvis in the limo says, I was buried in a beaver.

[Chick McGee]

They're talking about the rocket launch. And one of them goes, king, did you see the rocket go off? And he. He goes, oh, no, man. I was. I was buried in the beef.

[Tom Griswold]

It's in there, guys.

[Josh Arnold]

And respond in the affirmative.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe he. With great disdain, he looked at me. I'm getting back to work. I had a Three stooges moment over the weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm going to try to explain this quickly.

[Chick McGee]

Did you get slapped in the face?

[Tom Griswold]

Let me poke in the eye so I.

[Chick McGee]

You want to scale this fish.

[Tom Griswold]

I arrived. I arrived back at my house from my long bicycle ride. I am please, please boiling.

[Chick McGee]

Please get rid of the bicycle. You're gonna stroke out, you're gonna wreck. You're gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God, I'm extremely hot. And it turns out there's some extra people at my house because of an air conditioning incident at their home. So there's a lot of people there.

[Chick McGee]

There's extra people at my house.

[Tom Griswold]

I am informed that my nine year old daughter has spilled nail polish on the stone floor in her bathroom.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh no.

[Tom Griswold]

So I go up there, I. I google it and I grab some acetone, isopropyl alcohol and rag the whole. The whole deal. And so I want you. So imagine that there's a sort of like a counter and she spilled it right below the counter.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm down there with a toothbrush and the acetone, trying to get it off the stone, which. And by the way, it was marginally successful. I'm gonna have to get a professional over there to clean this beautiful stone floor.

[Chick McGee]

You might have to get the stones replaced. I.

[Tom Griswold]

You. I might. Anyway, I' so I'm down on my knees on the floor scrubbing this thing. And then someone comes up behind me and opens a drawer. I don't see them or hear them. And then I go to get up and I smash my head on the drawer. And by the way, there are several little girls witnessing me my cleaning up and I scream. I am so pissed. There was a series of profanity like. You mean, why did you open that draw? Well, I didn't think you were gonna get up.

[Chick McGee]

Did you get the feeling someone had done that on purpose?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I get the feeling people are idiots.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you did say you didn't hear them.

[Tom Griswold]

As children, I was scrubbing away trying not to, you know, set the place on fire. With acetone.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you want, the acetone or the acetate?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know that I'm not aware of a difference, nor am I, but.

[Josh Arnold]

I know that they.

[Chick McGee]

I know they're two different words.

[Tom Griswold]

Nail polish comes out of nothing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's rough.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so. So that was my Three Stooges moment. And I have a big thing in the top of my head which you can't see. Time now for us to review some letters. Perhaps a very quick NBA update.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Oklahoma, Oklahoma City Thunder, Seattle Supersonics, whatever you like, are the NBA champions. They win last night, beating the Pacers 103, 91. Shea had 29 points and 12 assists his MVP season. He finishes it off with an MVP in the NBA Finals. Tyrese Halliburton, injured for the Pacers in the first quarter with what looks like a torn right torn Achilles tendon. All experts are saying that he will most likely miss next season as well. Oklahoma City Thunder are favored to win next year's NBA championship is already. These are out today.

[Josh Arnold]

I love when they do that, but.

[Chick McGee]

Get a load of this. Oklahoma City Thunder are the favorites. Okay, then you've got the Knicks, Cavaliers, Rockets, Magic, Celtics, Timberwolves, Lakers, Nuggets, Clippers, Spurs, Warriors, Sixers, Mavericks, then the Pacers for next year's champions.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Knicks fans can't stand the fact that they.

[Chick McGee]

Knicks can't. Knicks fans can't.

[Tom Griswold]

They lost.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think they're scoreboard fellas anything to worry about.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we begin our letters segment.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Actually, we've got to get to the snake letter if I can find it.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody sent you a snake.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Seth. On Friday's show, you guys talked about hunting pythons in Florida and why it is done at night.

[Josh Arnold]

It's actually from Cess, but it's a snake writing, so it says Seth.

[Tom Griswold]

Seth.

[Chick McGee]

If you hunt snakes at night, don't ever forget. It is terrifying.

[Josh Arnold]

It has to be.

[Chick McGee]

I went with a group of marines last year with a guy named Python. Cowboy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hunting pythons. Walking around the islands, a face full of spiderwebs, wearing a small headlamp through thick brush and listening for the hiss and waiting to be scared. To have the crap scared out of you by raccoons, snakes, alligators, bees, birds, iguanas, bees. When a snake's found, normally you almost step on it. The dog gets called to keep it in a defensive posture and then one of your fellow idiots are there. Has to grab 16ft of muscle by the back of the head. Oh, this is all not in the brochure, by the way. He says when you catch one, it starts to crap and swing the tail. Crap. It swings it all around, spreading crap everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

You never hear about that.

[Chick McGee]

No, we found smaller ones and I put a. I think we have a picture of one of the bigger ones they caught. Wow. There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, there's what, seven guys? What is that?

[Jess Hooker]

Six guys and a dog.

[Chick McGee]

Six guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like a chimp.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

That is the ugly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that.

[Chick McGee]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's six guys. Yeah, that's a dog. I thought it was some dude sitting there. And they're, they're, they're side by side. And the snake goes all the way from one to the next. That's probably, what, 10ft?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, wait a minute. If one of those guys is 6ft, yeah, that's 10ft at least.

[Chick McGee]

Also. Hey, by the way, these snakes bite. They don't have big teeth, but they are strong.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they'll bite.

[Chick McGee]

And riddled with bacteria.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The whole time I thought one of. If one of my kids told me I'm going to tromp around a small island in the middle of nowhere at one o' clock in the morning with a flashlight on my head looking for snakes, I would have said, what the hell is wrong with you? You're a Seth in Nashville Ops. He's also a bagpiper. If we need a bagpipe.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it sounds like a badass one.

[Josh Arnold]

Guy's wearing shorts.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I can't.

[Jess Hooker]

Seth.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't know what's. I, I, Maybe the one looking down.

[Jess Hooker]

At the baseball, second from the left. I think he looks like a bagpiper.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up, coming up, we have more. I'd never heard of the snake spraying with poop.

[Josh Arnold]

No, nor did I. I think it'd.

[Chick McGee]

Be a nice defense mechanism.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we have that coming up in Science Today. We have a science story like.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, science.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. This, this one gets complicated. A Dear Bob and Tom show. I heard you reading a letter from someone brag about how many letters they'd had read on the radio.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the five Timers Club. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I started going through my emails to you guys. I have, I believe you've read nine letters of mine on the air over the years, including a heated exchange between Dean and myself about the correct pronunciation of wow. Trebuchet.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, that's a club in itself. He did conversations with Dean.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. I looked this up. This. That's a, like a, A three something, right? Yeah, it's a, it's a weapon, right? Yeah, it's a. Here, it says it's a medieval catapult that uses a counterweight to launch projectiles.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Very stylish at castle sieges.

[Chick McGee]

So catapult wasn't good enough for them. They had to come up with tribute.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. And it's. Treb is in trou. You is in you shed rhymes with net. So it's, it's, it's trebuchet with a accent on the. And in any event, think he got into an argument with Dean about this? They thought it was trebuchet. I don't know, but those are those cool things that they launch Pumpkins with. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they kind of like. Do they have kind of a swing, like what they launched that piano in Northern Exposure with?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yes. And it, like. Yeah, it whipped around.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Different.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, I've been listening to your show with my dad since the mid-90s. Now. My kids listen to it on the way to school. Your show is my happy place.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, good.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time you read my letters, it's a great thrill. Your friend Harmony. Well, thanks, Harmony.

[Josh Arnold]

So does that make nine or ten?

[Chick McGee]

Harmony.

[Tom Griswold]

This is number ten.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, we're talking over quite a few years.

[Chick McGee]

The ocean to Harmony and me.

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty good company.

[Josh Arnold]

The title of this email is the Male Member.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you want to get to that now or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, a few weeks back, y' all were talking about different names for the male member. Says Nick from Louisiana, where they have snakes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I believe it's Louisiana.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They just won the College World.

[Chick McGee]

College World Series swept Coastal Carolina.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Congratulations there, Nick. Tom, I'm recovering from a few broken ribs, but the pain was completely worth it. When you asked if a nickname for the male member is the Cousin Finder.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, be honest. Do you. Do you remember coming up with Cousin Finder?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the problem. I can never remember anything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, me either.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Nick remembers.

[Tom Griswold]

These things just come out. Well, thank you. I thought it was worth reminding the Cousin Finder. That's lovely. Welcome back. If you're just joining us. So this is the Bob and Tom Show. Glad to have you here. Thank you very much. You can reach us Bob and Tom and Tom dot com. Pat, get that guitar out. I got a feeling. This makes sense only if you play a song.

[Josh Arnold]

I got a feeling.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this is a Spotting a member of our show in the wild.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Jess Hooker]

This always makes me nervous.

[Chick McGee]

Who is it? And who was I with? No, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from a Mr. Thatcher. Dear Bob and Tom Show, I spotted Josh at the grocery store over the weekend. He was in the produce section talking to a lady about the sweet potatoes. Pat, do you have any songs about picking up women with sweet potatoes?

[Pat Godwin]

Picking up women?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Do you have any songs about sweet potatoes?

[Chick McGee]

Josh, do you remember this?

[Josh Arnold]

I was not at the grocery store.

[Tom Griswold]

So in other words, this may be a lie just to set up Pat's song.

[Pat Godwin]

You weren't at the grocery store and they saw somebody?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, Yeah, I wasn't, but yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No, we were talking about where we all prefer to go to the restroom and in the toilet in the toilet.

[Tom Griswold]

For me it's home.

[Pat Godwin]

I like to do it at home. But recently there's been some dietary changes that have caused me to go elsewhere. I wrote a little song about it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a guy who does his business at home in and out I like to be alone but my doctor put me on a healthier diet Smart foods all tried he says eat sweet potatoes but holy cow I'm at the drugstore and my ass says now Took the sweet potato poop out of CVS Sweet potato poop, sweet potato poop Barely made it to the bowl what a miss oh sweet potato poop, sweet potato poop they're up root vegetable and good for you but they make me go numb to it Gives you no warning, no brown alert I had sweet potato pie for dessert Took the sweet potato poop at my church Sweet potato poop, sweet potato poop and those grunts and gases don't sound like burpees Sweet potato poop, sweet potato poop I'm sorry Sweet Jesus food, that smell in here there's cash in the basket and the pews are cleared Wife knocks on the door ask what's up it just keeps coming like two girls in a cup Took a sweet potato poop Blew up the can Sweet potato poop, sweet potato poop they caught a clean up crew and a fireman.

[Josh Arnold]

Sweet potato poop what the fireman do?

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, does CVS have a bathroom?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh absolutely they do.

[Chick McGee]

Most of them have really nice bath.

[Josh Arnold]

I was going to say if you have to use one. Not bad. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Real clean.

[Josh Arnold]

Because a lot of people think about it.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a single.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not know about that.

[Chick McGee]

It's just one. One holder. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Bit clean locks.

[Chick McGee]

I was at dinner yesterday and I went to a restaurant I'd really never been to before. I hadn't noticed. And there was a, an M for the restrooms. There was an M, a W and a U. Unisex, I. I guess. Or undecided or.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like undecided a lot.

[Chick McGee]

I don't, I don't know. But they were all lined up. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

What if it was umpires and you walked in and there's just a guy in full guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah. With a face mask.

[Josh Arnold]

Excuse me.

[Tom Griswold]

Just in case.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I, I like the places that have either a name on it so you.

[Chick McGee]

Know, you like the slang for them like. Like cowboys and cowgirls.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, I'd prefer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you do, don't you? Like a themed restaurant has a themed restroom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Outback has like, Sheila's and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's confusing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you got to know the lingo.

[Chick McGee]

Remember when Greg Norman called me a Sheila on the air? You're a real beauty, aren't you? Or something like that. It was an Australian word for queer.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Sheila is. Sheila's a lady.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Because what is it in Hawaii? That's. That's the confusing one.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Wahine, I think, and something.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, right, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, it's Connie.

[Tom Griswold]

It's in like Connie and wahine, whatever it is. I don't know. Yeah, so, yeah, you gotta. Or. Or if they have the outline, but, you know, I don't care. I. I'm. I'm happy with the.

[Chick McGee]

And you've.

[Tom Griswold]

You're on the family bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

You're on record of saying you have no second thoughts at all about going. If the man. The men's is occupied, you go right into the women's without a second thought.

[Tom Griswold]

It depends if it's. If it's like a one hole and there's nobody in there, I'll do absolutely right in there. Yeah, no, no problem. All right, now, coming up, we have more sporting news. Of course we have, interestingly enough, more defensive posturing involving creatures in the wild. Oh, perhaps more snake news.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, we got another snake update.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you think you would go do the snake hunting thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And after reading this guy's email, I'm out.

[Josh Arnold]

Our friend Sean says you can do it any time of year. He said there's no official season. They're not deer.

[Chick McGee]

They're not deer.

[Josh Arnold]

Said you can just go do it.

[Chick McGee]

You would think the Florida, whatever the heck wildlife game thing would issue licenses or to try to make money off this.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you still get paid? Is there a fee?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you do.

[Pat Godwin]

You get 5,000.

[Josh Arnold]

Some kind of money for at least the one offered money.

[Tom Griswold]

Not much, though. It's certainly not fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought it was like 100 bucks, a snake or something. Oh, I forget.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought it was by the ton or some dumb thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, maybe, but. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll. We'll. We'll find out more. And Josh, it'd be interesting if you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'll try to talk my brothers into it. Right now I think I have one of my brothers who will do it. The other two are. Said they're out.

[Chick McGee]

Joey Wednesday's in.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, if you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Joey Wednesday's not in.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Johnny is in.

[Chick McGee]

John.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff, my oldest brother, older brother, way out. He hates things.

[Pat Godwin]

I do, too.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

I saw this and it is, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, yeah, kind of odd, odd story out of that. Nothing bad, but just, just something a little bit odd. And I'll remind you that we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This remains the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the Bob and Tom show. Reach us toll free 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Psst.

[Jess Hooker]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This has been Chick Magee speaking. Hello. Tom Griswold, cooking tip here.

[Tom Griswold]

Since we have Ms. Hooker here as our resident chef, we were. I don't forget we were talking about. I. I like to keep a pair of safety goggles in my kitchen.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you do.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

So you're insane.

[Tom Griswold]

Frying up bacon, you don't get the big, you know, dollop o bacon in the eyeball.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever fried bacon in the nude?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't see you doing that at all. How about just an apron?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't have an apron.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have an apron?

[Tom Griswold]

I do not.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, there might be one somewhere in a drawer that's never been opened.

[Chick McGee]

But, you know, the trick to cooking bacon is in the old oven.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what this letter is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

His tip for Tom of preparing bacon. I've owned restaurants for many years. I've cooked a tremendous amount of bacon. Get yourself a sheet pan, parchment paper, cover the pan bottom, put the bacon on the paper, bake at 400 degrees for 12 minutes. No goggles, no ER visits. Happy baconing, Kurt. In Iowa.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a bacon thing that it looks kind of like an air filter and that, you know, it's got the waves, and you just put the strips on those waves. Oh, it cooks wonderful in the oven. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

You like a crispy or like a limp bacon?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm okay with both, But I like this. It. It gives you both somehow.

[Chick McGee]

Kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you. Does this start coating your oven with bacon grease?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

No. And that's.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it doesn't splatter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

It really doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is genius.

[Chick McGee]

Then, yeah, crispy bacon.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you'll smell bacon for a good eight hours.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the BLT season.

[Jess Hooker]

It is so good. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You have to be able to pick up the piece of bacon and put it right in your mouth instead of it flapping over.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And try to get them out. It's got to be crispy.

[Tom Griswold]

Check local listings. A farmer's market over the weekend. No corn yet.

[Jess Hooker]

No, there's not. Were you look too.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you both were at farm. Farm markets this weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Farmers market. Yeah. Good strawberries.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and then I went to the peach truck.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. Peach truck.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you been to the peach truck?

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's not. It hasn't come to my county.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom, you. You look like a haggler to me. Do you haggle?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, not at all. No, I. I bought the car.

[Chick McGee]

You call these fresh peaches? You want $12 a dozen? I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

The peach truck is the most organized it is thing I've ever seen in my life. I arrive at the park. It's parked in this big mall, but it's kind of in the. On the outskirts, if you will, of the mall.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

And I pulled in and it was hotter than hell.

[Josh Arnold]

I cannot find good peaches anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen, you listen to the peach truck. So I get there, okay? And there's. There are like 150 people in line. I figure, great, I'm going to be like, I was in and out of that place in 10 minutes.

[Jess Hooker]

They are quick.

[Tom Griswold]

I went, you flash your phone and it's got one of those codes on it and boom, here are your peaches.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't have good peaches either. I. Every peach I find, it has like a thin layer of mold on them. It's like this fuzzy kind of mold all over every peach I find.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you been to the Peach Trap?

[Pat Godwin]

You're getting avocados.

[Chick McGee]

You know what, though? That I don't think. And I'm not much on agriculture. Yeah, I don't think that fuzz on the peaches is mold.

[Josh Arnold]

Buddy, you don't want any fuzz on your peach.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

It's mold.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think it is mold. I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Am I wrong about this?

[Chick McGee]

I think you might be wrong about it.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? The canned peaches, the sliced canned peaches.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No mold.

[Jess Hooker]

No mold.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And no sugar either. Oh, wait a minute. It's all sugar. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

He still doesn't get the bit.

[Jess Hooker]

No, he doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I get the bit. I'm trying to. I'm trying to get off the top.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, you guys, I got.

[Tom Griswold]

Took me a while.

[Jess Hooker]

I got scallions.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't very well.

[Pat Godwin]

Well done.

[Jess Hooker]

Can I tell you about my scallions I got at the farmers market? This. They were. They're half as tall as me. They're this big.

[Chick McGee]

Scallions.

[Jess Hooker]

Scallions, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. I gotta. I took. Too big. It's too big. It is too big. But she said, I don't know what happened. I think I forgot about them. Do you want these? And I said, yeah, I do.

[Chick McGee]

Homeless scallions?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we have a Chick McGee at the sports desk. What's happening over there?

[Chick McGee]

Well, first we got letters. Tom. Accurately. We were talking about python hunting in Florida. Tom and I, or Josh and I are thinking, oh, can you imagine Tom hunting python? No, no, he's not going to get.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I'll be. I'll be at. I'll be at Disney World. You guys go hunt pythons real quick.

[Chick McGee]

Oklahoma City wins NBA championship 103.91 over the Pacers last night. Tyrese Halliburton hurt might be out for the rest of next season as well. This letter says. This is from JJ to accurately sex a snake.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You must gather as many snakes as you can and observe them until 2 mate. When they separate, one snake will leave and come back with a washcloth. That's the female.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, I see. All right, good to know.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it when scientists write into the show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Just to clip. Just to clarify.

[Josh Arnold]

Clearly a herpetologist.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, clearly he knows what he's.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't care what kind of an aerials. Easy as. That's between him and his doctor.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, you are the best. This is from Shannon. We were camping this weekend. One of our dogs has had a. Had an event, so to speak. My husband said, well, we. We will clean this up somehow. I said, wait a minute. Tom has prepared me for this exact moment. Hang on. I went into my. Our trailer, I cut a paper plate in half, picked up the problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Problem.

[Chick McGee]

One, two, three. Thank you, Tom. You saved me from having to attempt to pick up warm dog barf.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

With a poo bag over my hand. This was barf.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, that's rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it works for that, even. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Any sort of emission. I don't think it will work for urine, but no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that'd be tougher.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that'd be tougher.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a whole different thing. I've been there, too.

[Chick McGee]

Heard you guys talking about a guy who picked up a girl with a wooden leg, so his buddies nicknamed him Splinter.

[Josh Arnold]

I like this a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I must. I must have been gone.

[Chick McGee]

I worked with a guy who had multiple face and ear piercings. We called him Tackle Box.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I drive a dump truck to listen to your show every morning. All right, you guys. That's from Tracy.

[Josh Arnold]

Tb.

[Chick McGee]

Tb. What up, tb?

[Jess Hooker]

There was a kid we went to high school with that only wore sweatpants, and he told us it was because he was allergic to denim, so we called him Gene.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

What up, Gene? Hey, beautiful people.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

This is From Jeff Chick is right that paleontologists have no idea how to put dinosaur skeletons back together.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

One of the earliest paleontologists, Edward Drinker Cope, placed the head of a dinosaur he found at the tail end of the skeleton. This mistake was pointed out by his rival, Charles Marsh, his rival in the infamous Bone Wars. A very interesting story if you want to look up paleontology and bone.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't Bone Wars? Didn't that win one of the AVN Awards last year?

[Josh Arnold]

It did. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Best cinematography of all things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, coming up, we have more sporting news.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a bizarre story involving Buffalo wild wings in Iowa. Joey Chestnut is preparing, I guess, for July 4th with a preliminary bout. And we have a. A bear in Michigan and who has been rescued. You'll see what oddly happened to him. And also a spider monkey wearing diapers on the loose. If it's yours, pay attention. We can help you find it. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jess Hooker]

Knows everything about money?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

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[Tom Griswold]

Later.

[Chick McGee]

That's the way a professional announcer does it. Good morning. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Jake McGee. We have.

[Chick McGee]

There are some Oklahoma City Thunder fans checking in.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, congratulations. And congratulations to the Pacers for making a very strong so close. Yes, I guess unlikely run.

[Tom Griswold]

Very unlikely.

[Chick McGee]

And as much as I don't recognize the Washington. Whatever their names are now, they will be the football team. To me, the Oklahoma City Thunder was and always will be the Seattle SuperSonics. So. So. Good luck. Way to go, Sonics. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna. You're. That's what you're sticking to?

[Chick McGee]

That's my hill. I'm gonna die on it. You think? Is that it?

[Tom Griswold]

Work anybody from those days still playing.

[Chick McGee]

From the Sonics days.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

No, Sean Kemp.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, Sean Kempstill. Yeah, Kemp was a Sonic. That's right. And. And Slick Watts was a basketball player for the Sonics. Remember him at a bright, shiny hit?

[Tom Griswold]

How about the Washington Generals?

[Chick McGee]

That's Harlem Globetrotters. Tom, I don't think that's real basketball.

[Tom Griswold]

What? That's my favorite kind of basketball.

[Chick McGee]

I think it might be.

[Tom Griswold]

Love the Globetrotter.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, the final last night, the Thunder 103, Pacers 91. Shea followed up his MVP season with an MVP in the Finals. He had 29 points. 12 dimes is what they call assist jive. Pacers, though, took him to the brink. That was game seven last night. And Tyrese Halliburton injured in the first quarter with a torn Achilles. He could indeed be out for the rest of next year as well. And yeah, that's right, 2007. One of the last things the Sonics did, they drafted Kevin Durant. Oh, out of Texas. He was a freshman at Texas. Player of the year. And now Kevin Durant is with the Houston Rockets. Rockets made a deal over the weekend, trading with the Phoenix Suns. Rockets giving up Dylan Brooks, Jalen Green. Six future draft picks for Kevin Durant.

[Jess Hooker]

And didn't he have an Achilles injury?

[Chick McGee]

He did have a similar to back in 2019 when he won championships with the Warriors. He tore his Achilles as well. WNBA last night, Atlanta, Vegas, Seattle. Golden State winning. You remember the name of the Golden State team, Tom? The Valkyries.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Your thoughts on that name? Valkyries. Great. You like that?

[Tom Griswold]

It's not yet another generic name.

[Chick McGee]

It does end with S. Yeah. In Washington overtime beating Dallas. Anytime Washington beats Dallas is a good thing. Shohei Otani.

[Josh Arnold]

Otani, what are you doing over there?

[Pat Godwin]

Show me the money.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It really does not work. Working.

[Jess Hooker]

What were we supposed to say?

[Chick McGee]

It makes my heart hurt that. That Christie's the most enthusiastic.

[Josh Arnold]

She loves it. Right. She's somewhere yelling it.

[Tom Griswold]

Explain the genesis.

[Chick McGee]

Say Quan Barkley.

[Tom Griswold]

That works.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what the difference is between, say, Quan Barkley and show. Hey, Ohtani.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you're asking us to say Quan Barkley.

[Jess Hooker]

We can't say.

[Pat Godwin]

We can't show you unless we.

[Jess Hooker]

I could show you my Tawny.

[Pat Godwin]

Not just half.

[Chick McGee]

Are we in Hawaii? Is that what they call no, Nani. Some people call it Nani.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's Jamaica.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, Ohtani, a pitch yesterday. A hitless inning, and he struck out two. Just allowing one base runner. And then he hit.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have nine of their starters on the Er.

[Chick McGee]

On the ir. The Dodgers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sorry, the IR in the er.

[Josh Arnold]

Many of their fans end up in the er.

[Tom Griswold]

Throwing their.

[Chick McGee]

Otanio, by the way, drove in five runs from the plate. The Dodgers win. LSU knocked previously unbeaten Coastal Carolina ace Jacob Morrison out of the game. Four run fourth Tigers won their second national championship in three years. Man five three victory in the College World Series finals. And of course, lsu, where for a time, sweet baby Jaden Daniels played quarterback.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There. And what does that Sea of Love with Al Pacino and Ellen Barkin.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that movie.

[Chick McGee]

And John Goodman. Yeah, very good. New Orleans.

[Tom Griswold]

Great beginning of that movie.

[Chick McGee]

No, you're thinking when Alan Barkin rides around naked on Al Pacino right at the end of the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I think of the scam at the beginning.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. He's gonna catch some grocery store criminals, but the kid. The criminals with his kid. And Pacino gives him a break a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

He's a cop, but he has a good heart.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's exactly what that teaches us right away.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

It's like the cat and the Ipson.

[Josh Arnold]

And save.

[Chick McGee]

The cat check off and save. Keegan. Keegan Bradley won the Travelers Championship for the second time in three years. Alex Palo won the event at Road America yesterday. He sixth race he's won this season. And that brings us to. Is this stupid? No, it's just a sports note. Joey Chestnut has won another chicken tender eating competition. At last, something I can relate to.

[Josh Arnold]

Chicken tender.

[Chick McGee]

Chicken meat. Meat.

[Josh Arnold]

See how easy it is, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

I can do something with that.

[Josh Arnold]

I just did.

[Chick McGee]

According to reports, Joey faced off against two teams at Raising Cane's booth at Fanatics Fest 2005. 25 in New York City. He managed to put away. I don't know if I could do this or not. This sounds reachable. 40 chicken wings in five minutes.

[Jess Hooker]

Man, that's a lot.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

People love that Raising Cane sauce. They go crazy for that reason.

[Tom Griswold]

How do they. Are they boneless?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, tenders are.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, he said wings.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I heard wings.

[Chick McGee]

It says 40 chicken wings in five minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

So do they? I mean, how much of the meat do you have to get off them for them to. For it?

[Jess Hooker]

There's a way that you can put the whole flat in your mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think raising canes has bone in wings. Those places have boneless wings.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, well, that doesn't. That's like a nugget.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. Essentially, he ate 40 nuggets.

[Chick McGee]

He was competing against Livy Dunn DJ Khaled and Drusky and Michael Rubin. The other team had Dom Mysterio and former patriot Juliet Edelman.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, this was a celebrity.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know DJ Khaled ate.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't eat. He'll eat chicken.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, the chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

He won't eat pupusa.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

He won't eat pork. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think he won't eat that. Sweet. Sweet. Yeah. Maybe not, though.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And certainly he won't eat the sweet, sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Pudding.

[Josh Arnold]

Because then the Rock had to call him out and say, hey, real men eat that sweet. Sweet.

[Jess Hooker]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He made that comment he gave me talking to.

[Tom Griswold]

He made the news a few years ago. I don't know what. Why he had to weigh in on the topic.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think he did. I think he just made some video.

[Jess Hooker]

Is he Italian? Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Why Is that a thing?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, big time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I knew that. Like the Sopranos. They talk about that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In the Caribbean, you don't do it. And here it's a record executive. DJ Khaled is getting. Oh, this is.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's a little.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, the way this is written. I. They're saying he's getting chewed out on. That's funny on social media. Sorry. I'm reading this for the first time.

[Chick McGee]

There's another plot point on the Sopranos that says your mistress would have an oral conversation with you, but your wife.

[Jess Hooker]

Doesn'T do that because she kisses your children.

[Chick McGee]

My wife kisses my kids. I can't have these.

[Josh Arnold]

The rules.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, he. Mr. Khaled admitted he does not perform oral relations on his wife. I'm editing this for the first time. Sure, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Now he will go a little lower. He'll. He'll give her a tossed Khaled.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, your thoughts on Josh's comment?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a little lower. I figured. What? Knees, feet, What?

[Josh Arnold]

The tossed Khaled should tell you where. A little.

[Chick McGee]

You know what it is if somebody says, hey, Tom, can I toss your salad?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

How would you respond to that?

[Tom Griswold]

I hope it's a Caesar. I. No croutons. Sees him and I'm in favor of tomatoes. I know that. That's. That's verboten. Could we get back to DJ Khaled? He said the rules are different for men.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they're not.

[Chick McGee]

Sure they are.

[Tom Griswold]

He says they're. I. I'm talk. There are some things women might not want to do, but it gotta get done because demand is king. I'm reading this verbatim.

[Jess Hooker]

You're doing great.

[Tom Griswold]

But when it comes to, shall we say, returning the favor, DJ Khaled said, I just can't do what you want me to do. I just can't.

[Chick McGee]

Damn.

[Tom Griswold]

His comments went viral on social media. Users calling him immature and selfish. Smash Mouth tweeted, a king who doesn't is no king at all. Well, I'm glad that they're weighing in on the important social issues of our time.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, now, they're an all star.

[Tom Griswold]

That brings you back up, Dwayne. John.

[Josh Arnold]

I was down in his estimation.

[Chick McGee]

You came from. I was in a deficit.

[Tom Griswold]

Tossed Khaled. No. Dwayne the Rock Johnson said, and I'm quoting here, ahem, the throat. I take great pride in mastering all performances.

[Chick McGee]

I can't help but think if the Rock is doing that, when the woman looks, it's like he's. She's giving birth to a full grown man.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna say it's gotta look like.

[Jess Hooker]

That's crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

She's now sitting on one of those. Easter Island.

[Tom Griswold]

The end of this is actually great. Jason Isbell, who. Yeah, we're all big fans of Jason. Isabel commented, this is great. DJ Khaled would be a much better rapper if his tongue were stronger.

[Chick McGee]

So there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. There you go. So Mr. Khaled in the news. Okay, now if he were to go to. You guys were just talking about Red Lobster.

[Jess Hooker]

We were.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Josh is a big fan of Red Lobster. You received the emails.

[Tom Griswold]

He makes his wife get a hot dog, but he'll, he'll eat the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cowed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he'll eat the seafood.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Ironic.

[Josh Arnold]

You're still down in my book.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the size of this guy?

[Chick McGee]

He eats everything else.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up?

[Chick McGee]

Chick, the Chick McGee home game. I've got a sports story and you can play along at home. Why did Chick read this sports story story? We'll, we'll be back with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Tell me more about Raycon earbuds, please.

[Chick McGee]

I certainly will. Raycon's everyday earbuds are the perfect summer accessory. Some say it lowers the temperature 10 degrees when you're listening to Raycon's earbuds. They keep you cool, man. Cool. And Raycon's latest model has been upgraded. 32 hour battery life, multi point connectivity. Raycon has that quick charge function. 10 minutes of charging, 90 minutes of battery. And they also come with active noise cancellation. And Raycons start about. Yes, it's true. Half the price of other premium audio brands.

[Josh Arnold]

I want you to know that Tom is clipping his nails While they are, they come in.

[Chick McGee]

We can hear you vibrant colors. And we can hear you clipping your nails.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a very painful hangnail. I had to take care of it. Could you just be quiet?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's what we could say to your clippers. We could all hear the them that.

[Tom Griswold]

That frequency. Someone's been obliterated by my bad ear.

[Chick McGee]

Some would say that's a form of disrespect when someone's talking.

[Tom Griswold]

And I had a very painful issue over here.

[Chick McGee]

Clipping his nails while you're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm done now.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Now he's using an Emory board.

[Chick McGee]

He's using the emery board.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a sandpaper stick.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a true.

[Chick McGee]

It's not an emery board. It's a sandpaper stick. Get it right.

[Tom Griswold]

These are very handy if you're doing wood working.

[Chick McGee]

Now buy raycon.com Tom to get 15% off Raycon's best selling everyday earbuds. Raycon, 15% off and show us some love. Add that. Add that Tom to the address. That's buyraycon.com Tom. Buyraycon.com Tom coming up, we have interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

News from the animal world. Really?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. I'm just having a crawler while you're talking. My fault.

[Tom Griswold]

And other delights on the way. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. This episode is brought to you by LifeLock. Between two factor authentication, strong passwords and.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

By the way, I apologize.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

I'm finishing my first Reese Cup.

[Josh Arnold]

You want me to take this one, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you take this one?

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Chick McGee's across the way finishing his first Reese's cup of the morning. Jess Hooker sitting in for Christy today at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's across the way.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Mr. Substitute.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Substitute.

[Chick McGee]

You guys like that? I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know that song.

[Josh Arnold]

But you like it, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Early song by the who.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Very Good.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh Arnold. There's Tom. Who's ready?

[Tom Griswold]

And we used to do a little parody of it.

[Josh Arnold]

What was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Kill the music and I'll. Yeah. Thank you. What was it? Prostitute. Yeah. That's very good.

[Jess Hooker]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

No point in going on the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

You ruined the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd say you ruined Monday.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

And. And.

[Josh Arnold]

June.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to say the whole week.

[Tom Griswold]

But the song. The song goes. I'm a substitute for another guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, we used to always sing prostitute. I know that. That's. Yeah, I know that's a sensitive topic for you because.

[Jess Hooker]

Not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Your last name is indeed Hooker. It's not a stage name. I think this is very important.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And the hooker is the name of your husband. So you actually chose to become a hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, as opposed to being forced to become a hooker against your will. But your real name was Minnie. Dude.

[Pat Godwin]

Your new real name was Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you want.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys want, like the last four on my social, too? Every time we do this, I feel like this is so much information. Yeah. But my. My maiden name is Prosser. And so growing up. Growing up, kids would call me Jesse. Prostitute.

[Tom Griswold]

Prostitute.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Art kid's great.

[Jess Hooker]

It's gonna be so mean.

[Chick McGee]

Time now for the chickpege home game. See if you can decide why. And I'm not making anything in the story up. I need to tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Professional tennis players Maria Suck Sakari and Julia Puss Putin Sava were seen in a heated clash following their match at an event in Hamburg Yesterday. Sakari defeated Putsava 7,000, 676. On the next. They moved on. She moved on. In the next round, as the two competitors came to the net, Putseva slapped Sakari's hand and would not make eye contact as she walked toward the chairs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Sakari started jawing at Putin Saeva and Putin Sava responded with a sarcastic curtsy. And Sakari didn't appear to like what Puts said to her after that and stepped over toward her side to address the comment. And Sakari was heard telling Putin Sava, nobody likes you.

[Josh Arnold]

Did they? Then scissor.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's. I was. What's the. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't the Putin Saver. That little hair down here, the soul patch.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the flavor. But maybe some places.

[Chick McGee]

But these are professional tennis. Hey, nobody likes you. That's something we kind of. That's funny around here.

[Jess Hooker]

You say that to him all the time, being silly.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody likes you, Tom. See?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care well, this is bad. Bad sportsmanship all around.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Are they hot?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, somehow I missed that. I wasn't watching women's tennis in Hamburg yesterday. You guys stop what you were doing to catch that on tv.

[Josh Arnold]

I recorded it. I'll watch it today. I'm a little mad about the spoiler alert.

[Chick McGee]

You know what is soothing? Women's golf. It tends to be more soothing than men's golf. And I don't know why. About halfway through it, I'll get sleepy and then I just fall asleep. I don't know what's going on there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

We have completed our sports. Shouldn't it be after, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Cern talking to about women's tennis?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's very, very, very excited.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so we didn't answer your question. Why are we doing that story?

[Chick McGee]

Because one said that nobody likes you. It was very childish.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, it's. It's hilarious.

[Jess Hooker]

Something that Chick McGee would say.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

I once heard a. A fight between two friends at a bar and it ended with the girl going, you know, everybody wants you to move. And he looked devastated. Devastated. Oh, it had clearly been, oh, God, I just hope he moves.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. That's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I just left hearing just little snippets of conversations.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I have.

[Tom Griswold]

One has been stuck in my head for 50 years.

[Josh Arnold]

What was it?

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was a man and a woman arguing in a.

[Chick McGee]

Please let it be a foreign country. Something pretentious.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it? No, no, it was not. It was not pretentious. It was just. It was in a. It was a. I was taking a summer class.

[Chick McGee]

Summer what?

[Tom Griswold]

Summer. A class. A summer class. I was just in it and. It doesn't matter.

[Chick McGee]

Were you being punished? You had to go to summer school? Is that what you're trying to do?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was trying to not have to take something else later, but I just. This. These two engineering students were arguing and this guy goes, if it doesn't have scientific notation, it's a piece of crap. Never forget, if it doesn't have scientific notation, it's a piece of crap.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you cleaning it up for us?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's so great.

[Chick McGee]

You remember when those science Texas Instruments scientific calculators came out and they cost 900?

[Jess Hooker]

So expensive.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

God, my siblings, we all use the same one.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

A 15 year age difference between me and my youngest sibling. And she was like, this doesn't work for the math we're doing anymore. And I was like, Grow up.

[Josh Arnold]

That was rough, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My poor parents had to scrape to get us a calculator.

[Jess Hooker]

The sibling fights are the best, though. Like, they're the one in our family that lives on is. I was fighting with my youngest sister and I said, go away. And she goes, you go away. There wasn't anything else to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we had an interesting story about.

[Chick McGee]

Why everybody hopes you move.

[Josh Arnold]

They wanted to leave the city.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Could you imagine being heartbroken and knowing everybody was talking about, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

We just moved.

[Chick McGee]

One of these days. He's moving. Good God.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we had the story about Joey Chestnut. Now, that was eating chicken wings.

[Chick McGee]

40. 40 chicken wings.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting ready for the forthcoming July 4th event. And as you may have heard a couple weeks ago, Joey is back. He will be participating in the Coney island famous July 4th hot dog eating competition. And he's hoping to get up. What is the.

[Chick McGee]

Not 80. Didn't he eat 70 before?

[Tom Griswold]

I think, boy, oh, boy now. But they were not chicken tenders. Don't you have a chicken tender tribute? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

A couple years ago, there's a great story where the guy ordered chicken tenders but got shorted and called the cops.

[Josh Arnold]

All the cops.

[Pat Godwin]

Or the lady at the su. At the KFC Chicken tenders ordered eight. Bitch just gave me four. I'm calling nine. One one. I'll have the cops here at your door. Chicken tender. Saucy sweet. I'm waiting in my suv, but my chicken order's not coming Complete F U kfc.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much. No, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember when they came out with the. They had chicken toothpaste.

[Josh Arnold]

They had. The KFC went on a kick for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. KFC launched a chicken. I'm sorry. Fried chicken flavored toothpaste.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They teamed up with a company called His Smile to turn their signature 11 herbs and spices into a fluoride free toothpaste. Oh, JFK Jr. Will be happy about that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, RFK Jr. What did I say?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Yeah, he would have been happy. Happier with GPS suffocation. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Favor.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, would you rather have. Would you rather have KFC flavored toothpaste or a Colgate flavored chicken? Give it some thought.

[Josh Arnold]

They also had a. Didn't they have a. Like a log, One of those fireplace logs that you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

It would make your house smell like this.

[Chick McGee]

They had candles too, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Did they?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the log is white.

[Jess Hooker]

Cats had the candle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, that's fun. Well, Pat, thank you very much. We are the Bob and Tom program. We are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and Jess Hooker is sitting in for Chris Christy Lee this morning. And just what have you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

Animal Rescue officers responded to a Buffalo Wild Wings in Iowa to save a confused hen. Animal Rescue League of Iowa said an officer was called out to rescue the poor confused hen from the front of the Chicken Wing restaurant in Des Moines.

[Tom Griswold]

Mom?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, dad?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, are you still. Are you in there?

[Chick McGee]

How could they tell the hen was confused?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a picture of this hen and this poor thing looks just like a. The feathers are all askew.

[Josh Arnold]

Poor little lady I rescued, you mean they walked it to the back.

[Jess Hooker]

A good Samaritan called the Animal Rescue League of Iowa, the largest non profit animal shelter in the state. And thus the chicken avoided being dipped in one of Buffalo Wild Wings 21 Signature Sauces. The bird is now safe and receiving care, apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't realize that's, I guess, a.

[Jess Hooker]

Big thing to drop a chicken off at.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Chicken Rescue.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

There's all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a lot of people.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this one of those things where people think they're gonna ra. Put them in their backyard, they're gonna.

[Jess Hooker]

Get a lot of eggs and then.

[Tom Griswold]

Realize a lot of work. What a pain in the ass it is. That the coyotes and raccoons are going to kill them. Okay. Yeah, I heard an interesting report on that and they did the analysis of the numbers and it's like five times as expensive to get your eggs that way as it is.

[Jess Hooker]

It is expensive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And Mr. Oskay from our staff tried that for a while and. Yeah. You end up with too many eggs and you got to give them to all your friends. And evidently chickens clucking constantly.

[Chick McGee]

Too many coyotes evidently show up or something. Or wolves or whatever the hell he had.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you got another song for us?

[Pat Godwin]

How about that Poor Little Chicken outside of the Buffalo wild wings? Buffalo wild wings I'm a chicken. What's in those things? I hear that sauce stings. A buffalo wild wing Wild wings I think you might be buffalo meat. Right, But I wanna know for sure. I think I'm gonna try it. Smells good. Wild wings I got a plate full. I might be a cannibal. I sure it's buffalo in those wild.

[Tom Griswold]

Wings.

[Pat Godwin]

Wild wings I went to KFC but I'm a chicken I can't read. What does that C mean? Kfc. You taste so crispy, but I feel like Brad Pitt at the end of seven. What's in the box.

[Tom Griswold]

Box.

[Pat Godwin]

Tell me what's in the box.

[Tom Griswold]

Wild Wings. Wow. Little tribute there. Okay. I'm just looking up at some of these sort of promotional products that KFC has come up with over the years. They at one point had a. A chicken drumstick corsage.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Very lovely.

[Chick McGee]

It must be beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

That's sweet. I'm not sure it says. Well, it. I can't really tell you what it says because I can't read it. It's a fried chicken corsage.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

This was a special extra crispy corsage.

[Josh Arnold]

Drumsticks are my favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

They are?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I love the drums.

[Chick McGee]

Not thighs.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm with you.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I love. I, I look. The whole chick, the whole bird has its place.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

But now, do you carry around a little thing of gravy when you've got the corsage?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

How about that? That'd be funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Shoot.

[Chick McGee]

Shoot. Gravy out of the corsage instead of water. Right. The flour. That'd be good.

[Josh Arnold]

If you were to go to a KFC today and they, and you ordered and they said, we're sorry, we're out of that, what would you be most upset that they were out of?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, coleslaw, gravy.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicken biscuits. Chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

So we're all different.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Just the chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

The chicken would be upsetting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's kind of the chicken. Yeah. They, they go. They go. They emphasize the FC in the name. Sure. Kfc.

[Josh Arnold]

When I've gone and they've said, hey.

[Tom Griswold]

KCS for, oh, Kentucky Coleslaw.

[Josh Arnold]

If you want this kind, you can get it. But if you want this kind, you gotta wait 18 minutes or whatever.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll do it. Yeah?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Why not?

[Chick McGee]

Remember the little buckets they used to have with desserts in them?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

They were like chocolate and strawberry parfaits.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And they had the logo on the.

[Jess Hooker]

That's fine.

[Chick McGee]

Top of. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you can get, like a whole bunt cake.

[Chick McGee]

A what?

[Josh Arnold]

Bundt cake.

[Tom Griswold]

I will never stop laughing at that. The name of that place.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You're taking us back to third grade.

[Chick McGee]

Man, are you thinking of nothing? Bunt cake.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, it's great. Every time I see it, I, I. All I can think of is the old joke about, you know, the ladies at the nude ranch sunbathing. Sorry, I'm in shock.

[Chick McGee]

What are they saying, Tom, when they're. They're sunbathing?

[Tom Griswold]

You know the difference between A bun cake. Never mind.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to go to dessert?

[Josh Arnold]

You could say that while they're sunbathing, they're baking.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, you could.

[Tom Griswold]

One could say that, but one will not. Wow. In any event. No. Pat. So your KFC song was about a crime? That was the lady that called 91 1. They just called. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Guy did.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. He was shorted a tender or two.

[Pat Godwin]

He got eight and she gave him four. Called the cops.

[Jess Hooker]

Called the police.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's some. They made them TV movie of it. They did.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Law and Order. Kfc. Wow. Right? It was right after they made Law and Order suv. But the guy driving around with his kids. Shut up. I'm trying to solve a crime here. What's coming up in the news, Ms. Hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

We have lots of twins graduating from high school this year. We've got monkeys, lots of monkeys. Monkeys loose in the neighborhood and what not to cook in the microwave.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you guys like to see a monkey graduate from high school and do the walk with the. He's wearing the mortarboard and the robe.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Yeah, so would I. I sure would.

[Tom Griswold]

The new thing now is the freeze.

[Jess Hooker]

The freeze.

[Tom Griswold]

They go up, they get the diploma, and then usually the off on the side of the stage, they've got the professional photographer. So they all have to. Then they kind of do this little pivot and they face the photographer, give them the cheese smile, and then. That doesn't bother anybody but me.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

You want a good picture?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it sort of takes the. I don't know, it just sort of takes something away from the solemnity of the event. And I say, by the way, cheer for everybody.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time they come. Every. Go for it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is it? Cheering or solemnity?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you can.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have any of the.

[Tom Griswold]

After this KFC talk, I'm going to tender my resignation.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have any of the. Tender my raise. Did you have any of the noise makers at your. The.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought he met a certain type of person.

[Chick McGee]

Any of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Or noise. The weird guy from the make on Delta screaming the whole time. We are. We are in the.

[Chick McGee]

Charlie's in the house.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest, contest-rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom.

[Chick McGee]

Of the page and see Contest rules.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

15 minutes, so don't go anywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. At the news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Guitar in hand, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

We're at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. It's time to check in the news desk, the SILAC Insurance news desk with Jess Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee. Just. What's going on?

[Jess Hooker]

15 sets of twins graduated from a single high school in New York. Among the nearly 500 students graduating from Long Island's John F. Kennedy High School, 30 are fraternal twins.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

And in case you didn't know, Tom made a note, meaning none are identical. Ah, thanks, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

How can you quantify, like, on a scale of 1 to 10, that's how. How stupid you think?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that note was in the Associated. Okay, that's. I did not.

[Jess Hooker]

The record for the most multiples in the same academic class was. Was set by New Trier High School in Illinois with 44 twin pairs and a set of triplets in 2017. So there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Even though they were a fraternal who started. Tell them out. Tell them apart.

[Josh Arnold]

Why. Why is that?

[Tom Griswold]

They were all dressed the same in those cabin gowns.

[Chick McGee]

That's not even a.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what is.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm so sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have twins in your high school, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Triplets.

[Josh Arnold]

Triplets. Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

The Beaver triplets.

[Chick McGee]

Identical.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. No, the beaver trip girls.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, two girls.

[Chick McGee]

Let me guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Those poor girls.

[Chick McGee]

Bonnie, Billy and I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't remember their actual last name.

[Tom Griswold]

Beaver.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it really was. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're a lot more trip. There are a lot more triplets these days.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, there are a lot more people these days.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's the in vitro.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can you choose triplets?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, that's what happens.

[Josh Arnold]

It does happen a lot.

[Chick McGee]

The technicians get carried away.

[Josh Arnold]

We had some twins. The. We had a couple sets. Yeah, yeah, the great houses. Two identical boys and the boguards. Two identical girls.

[Jess Hooker]

Those are good last names.

[Tom Griswold]

Any cool ones? Like Siamese?

[Chick McGee]

You know, there were no conjoined joined at the head.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't go with used anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

The Siamese thing.

[Chick McGee]

No, but I'm pretty sure it's Siamese. I don't know what word you're using there. Why.

[Tom Griswold]

Why does that bother anybody? I.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I think the connotation you know, people get upset. Not everybody from Siam or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think it was. Weren't the original famous Siamese twins from Cyan. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Chang and Ang.

[Josh Arnold]

And so therefore.

[Chick McGee]

And they were connected.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't just say they're all. I look, I.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're not going to call it Lou Gehrig's disease now?

[Chick McGee]

That's not even the same.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's just as.

[Tom Griswold]

Just as much poor taste as the other one.

[Chick McGee]

You know those two guys, Shang and Ang, they had like 10. 10 kids a piece or something.

[Jess Hooker]

Did they really? Yeah, they have two things.

[Chick McGee]

They. No, they each had one thing.

[Jess Hooker]

If they were joined, they shared a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. They each had their own. The larger point is. By the way. By the way, Dolores, I'd like you to meet my brother. He's right here.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't worry, he brought a book.

[Chick McGee]

They were joined.

[Jess Hooker]

You could be siblings and cousins if they hooked up with the same gal.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, right. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy. I don't. I think they consider themselves individual.

[Chick McGee]

They were joined at the torso and.

[Jess Hooker]

They had their kids.

[Chick McGee]

They had identical houses right. Right next to each other where they. They lived.

[Tom Griswold]

So did they. Would they like one night at one's house and one at the other.

[Chick McGee]

That's how they did it. And I think the one would have to bring a book. Actually.

[Tom Griswold]

One of them was like giving unwanted advice a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I think she likes it. If you tweak that left nipple.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Lower.

[Josh Arnold]

Will you shut up. Change.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think. You think? April Fool's Day. They'd switch.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, didn't used to be on the left.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we'd switch sometimes.

[Chick McGee]

So Siamese twins.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what they were called.

[Josh Arnold]

They were.

[Chick McGee]

They were called that. That.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, now conjoined.

[Jess Hooker]

Are they in a circus? Were they a part of like a. Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

They famously. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Exploited to no end.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they probably had a pretty good life.

[Chick McGee]

They made a better living being exploited. They had. They both own brand new Cadillacs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

One had to be from the UK though, so that they could both drive them at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. All right, six months, we go to six months, we go to England.

[Tom Griswold]

What else is going on? Over at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

A baby spider monkey wearing a diaper has been found roaming a neighborhood in San Antonio. The approximately six month old monkey was discovered wearing a heavily soiled diaper sitting in the street by a home in Northwest Crossing neighborhood. San Antonio Animal Care Services said the infant primate was safely Captured poor little fella. ACS said it is working with experts from primarily primates to ensure the monkey, which is about six months old, receives the special care needed.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's got to be somebody's monkey.

[Jess Hooker]

It's only. Yeah, it's. They did find its owner and the owner received four criminal citations.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

Authorities have reminded residents that monkeys are not pets and housing or processing primates is illegal.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know they caught him?

[Josh Arnold]

How?

[Tom Griswold]

They wheeled a bed out and the monkey went to jump on.

[Chick McGee]

Fell off the bat.

[Jess Hooker]

Sometimes I blame myself for reading the story.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you can't put that on you.

[Jess Hooker]

I feel responsible.

[Chick McGee]

You feel used.

[Jess Hooker]

I do, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's hilarious. He's a monkey walking around town with a diaper on.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's adorable.

[Chick McGee]

It's really sad.

[Jess Hooker]

Six months old. This is sad. That's a baby.

[Chick McGee]

It's a baby monkey.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I, I, you know, if I saw a six month old baby walking around, I think it would be cute.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

All dirty in a soiled diaper. You wouldn't think that was sad?

[Josh Arnold]

No, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

What was it doing loose?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. He got, he got out. He got out. He didn't listen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He must have been baffled.

[Chick McGee]

Monkey wants his freedom.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. We have time for one more story.

[Jess Hooker]

Authorities say a suspect accused of firing shots at a police officer has been identified and his actual legal name is Mr. Looney Tunes.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, they say your name is your destiny.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. According to kgw, the incident began when officers noticed a driver weaving through traffic. The man, whose full name is Looney John Franklin Tune was found to have an active felony warrant and a chase ensued.

[Josh Arnold]

What an idiot.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is one of those guys that went to the court to change his name to Looney Tune?

[Jess Hooker]

I guess. The 42 year old allegedly fired at offers officers during the pursuit before crashing his vehicle and running into Eastmoreland Golf course where law enforcement set up a perimeter. The search was ultimately called off and Mr. Toon is still at large.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. So that's not all, folks.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the chair.

[Jess Hooker]

Well done.

[Chick McGee]

This is it. We'll hit the heights and all.

[Josh Arnold]

What heights will hit?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great stuff. I wonder if he painted the. Painted a tunnel on the wall. Then he ran through it and the cops right too. And their car crashed. Mr. Tunes. Okay, nice to see you. Now coming up we have Rock and Roll hall of Fame news. Kind of interesting, kind of unusual. Plus an unusual thing. An object appeared in a great American city.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of mysterious as to what it is, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not like. Is it like the thing from 2001.

[Tom Griswold]

In a hillbilly kind of way? Oh, we'll find out about Monolithic when we come back. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say, send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

We said. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

No, hi. I had some technical difficulties.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what's wrong with this board. What?

[Josh Arnold]

The problem certainly wasn't mine.

[Chick McGee]

There's Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. I'm just trying to get something set up.

[Chick McGee]

I know, I know. Every time the show takes you by surprise. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fine. Calm down. Okay? I got it. Do you have the Carol K. Story over there?

[Jess Hooker]

I do, yeah. Hello?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I know this is. This may be out of your sphere of musical knowledge, but I'll handle this. Okay? Go ahead.

[Jess Hooker]

Legendary bassist Carol K. Known for her work on thousands of 1960s hits, says she is rejecting induction into the Rock and Roll hall of Fame.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

In a statement to the Associated Press, the 90 year old K said, quote, I've declined the Rock and Roll hall of Fame permanently and confirmed that she has sent a formal notice to the Hall.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, but no reason.

[Jess Hooker]

Her comments follow a now deleted Facebook post in which she wrote, quote, well, her grandkid, I won't be there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So I was very pleased that a 90 year old was capable of.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting entering.

[Jess Hooker]

She said, no, I won't be there. I am declining the Rrhof Awards show.

[Tom Griswold]

She didn't want her to. Her last vacation of her life to be to Cleveland, I think. No, but Carol K. Was absolutely brilliant.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a list of some of the songs that she played on.

[Josh Arnold]

That's cool. What else is in the news?

[Pat Godwin]

Poor ladies.

[Tom Griswold]

I am trying to educate Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Kay was scheduled to be inducted in November alongside Joe Cocker, Chubby Checker and Cindy Lopper.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

The hell is this? What are you doing?

[Jess Hooker]

She states.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Carol K on the bass. And she came up with this, right, Jay?

[Chick McGee]

Because, Sunny, all Sonny had was that part. The beat goes on. The beat goes on. She added the intro. She. She did the bass on which arguably Makes the song.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The. She was in the band, the Ret. They called them the Wrecking Crew, which she hated.

[Jess Hooker]

She does. Yeah. She goes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's part of the reason.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. She stated that the Hall's recognition does not reflect the vital role studio musicians play during the 1960s, which makes no sense.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. What they're doing is they're recognizing the great role that she played. But she's terrific. She played California girls, Good Vibrations. That's her.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. I'm a believer.

[Josh Arnold]

Was she always wearing sunglasses, like in studio or.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a lot of pictures in the movies.

[Chick McGee]

I think she has transitions in.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she was one of the first.

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the transition lenses.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Always kind of look like he wears.

[Josh Arnold]

But she was fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And that was kind of a boys club. Except for the. Except for the singers. But she's on the Boxer with Simon and Garfunkel, Scarborough Fair, Homeward Bound. She's the bass player in A Little Less Conversation. That great Elvis tune.

[Josh Arnold]

That is great.

[Tom Griswold]

Also the theme from Mission Impossible.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

And the TV version of the Batman theme.

[Jess Hooker]

That's awesome. That's a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. She was first call, would you say? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder who wrote the lyrics to the Batman theme.

[Pat Godwin]

Marcel. Marcel.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I mean, there's some validation that one can be. It could have been.

[Chick McGee]

If you say the word. If you. If the phrase one can be or one can assume, or if you use the word one, I'm coming across the counter. What do you think of that?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll refer to you then as number two.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be fine. Anything but what you're doing. Well, one could have still.

[Tom Griswold]

No. It could have been. Instead of Na na Na. It could have been La la la la. That wouldn't have worked.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Snotty.

[Tom Griswold]

Snotty wouldn't have been a hit. I'm sorry, I. Sometimes when I'm looking down at you, I get confused. She played the bass on Witch, A Tall Lineman by Glenn Campbell, Sloop John B by the Beach Boys, Dr. My Eyes, Jackson Brown.

[Josh Arnold]

Many, many hits.

[Pat Godwin]

Playing that base on that.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the original. I don't know. I'm not going to argue with you.

[Josh Arnold]

But no demo.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you guys think he's wrong?

[Pat Godwin]

He is wrong.

[Chick McGee]

He's wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm reading from this article from the Associated Press. Sue them. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's coming out of your mouth. So you're wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

One could assume you're wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

One would be wrong. Did you know two wrongs make so.

[Josh Arnold]

Will they still induct her even though she's not well? Yeah, no, they. They're still doing it. Right? She's just not going.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. She says she's rejecting it, though, so I don't know what that means.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, then they should go. Well, then forget it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, like put somebody.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, didn't Dolly Parton turn it down, too?

[Tom Griswold]

No, she. Then she came. Yeah. And she made the whole record so we can hear.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, she made a rock and roll record to justify it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But it was. Well, you know, whatever, just recognizing great pop music and it's. I think it's important to recognize all these great session people that played in all these songs. I mean, the Beach Boys don't play in anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Chubby Checker said, well, can I at least have her. Her plate? So she won't be going.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, is there going to be going to be catering at the service? My name is. My name is Shelby, and I could use a. I could use a meal. Is that. Is that cool?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you're not awarding Slim Checker.

[Chick McGee]

Guys, Slim, wouldn't you know that affection for music and what you like is very personal? Right. Would someone explain to me the popularity of Dolly Parton? I have never. I think she should be. She would be a wonderful talk show host. Just. She's got. She's a great person.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're talking exclusively music, the music thing.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding?

[Pat Godwin]

Jolene and I will always love you.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't say 9 to 5 is a great song.

[Chick McGee]

It is not from end to end.

[Tom Griswold]

One would assume.

[Jess Hooker]

It's horrible, but the stories behind how. Like, she tells the story about how she came up with that. That.

[Pat Godwin]

Their nails.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The nail thing is percussion. Yeah, that's. Kill me.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. When form meets function. It's. It's worry about working. And maybe a. You know, the secretary at the time would have longer nails. You know, Dolly. I'm trying.

[Chick McGee]

I just.

[Tom Griswold]

She's been in it. She's one of the nicest people.

[Chick McGee]

She was very nice.

[Jess Hooker]

She's wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

She seems like an incredible sweetheart, but.

[Chick McGee]

Super talented and she could write a song. I guess. I will Always Love you is a nicely written.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, one of her biggest fans was Jerry Garcia.

[Chick McGee]

Don't Care. Once again, a bunch of crap classic. Noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle. All right, let's record that. Okay. That's a hit.

[Pat Godwin]

We thought you were tuning. No, that's a song.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's the song you already played.

[Tom Griswold]

That'S the Ravi Shankar joke.

[Chick McGee]

Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and how did Ravi Shankar say. I'm just don't you.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. It's in the movie Bangladesh.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure you seen Bangladesh. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You just got Bangladesh. It's Bangladesh.

[Chick McGee]

It is Bangladesh.

[Tom Griswold]

I banged a. Banged her. What I did.

[Josh Arnold]

I banged her is what I did.

[Tom Griswold]

One could assume I banged her.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm just tuning.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, thank you. Just please, please.

[Jess Hooker]

I know, I'm sorry. From the Bob and Tom science desk news about a gigantic anal shooter.

[Josh Arnold]

What is this?

[Jess Hooker]

Now, an unusual marine mammal has known, or is known for its distinctive rectal defense moves.

[Chick McGee]

Damn you. Damn your eyes.

[Jess Hooker]

The pygmy sperm whale is significantly smaller than most of its better known relatives.

[Chick McGee]

Hence pygmy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. When threatened, the whale releases a reddish brown fluid from its anus, creating a large dense cloud.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at him, he's just loving it.

[Jess Hooker]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Read my words.

[Jess Hooker]

By rapidly agitating the cloud with its tail, the animal obscures itself from view and escapes undetected.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you're. If you're swimming and you see a large brown cloud emerging from the anus of the animal, what's your first thought?

[Jess Hooker]

Significant storm?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I would think this behavior is highly uncommon among mammals and is more typical. Associated. Typically associated with squid and octopus species that ironically form a part of the pygmy sperm whales diet.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, coincidentally, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I just had a squid for dinner and a sensible squid.

[Tom Griswold]

For breakfast. That's fascinating. That it would. That, that's.

[Chick McGee]

No, be honest. At least be honest.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the only.

[Chick McGee]

Fascinating, it's not scientific. It's a cloud of something coming out of this animal's ass and you think it's hilarious. That's the only reason we're doing. Not that. Well, studies have shown.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, no, no, it's funny.

[Chick McGee]

It's funny.

[Josh Arnold]

A poop cloud.

[Chick McGee]

It's a poop cloud.

[Jess Hooker]

It is a poop cloud.

[Chick McGee]

An S storm, if you will.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of like.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I was laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like in the water. Like a rectal smoke emerging. Yes, but the only ant, the only mammal that does that. I thought that was kind of fascinating.

[Jess Hooker]

But don't monkeys kind of do that when they get angry? They throw it.

[Chick McGee]

They throw.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they throw. No, not.

[Chick McGee]

What do you do with. If you're a monkey and you're loose, I guess you still try to throw it, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't think they throw it every time. I thought that was like that they were Being aggressive or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're doing something. They want you to stop whatever it is you're doing.

[Jess Hooker]

They are communicating.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Then do they peel grapes with those same hands?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They go wash them off.

[Chick McGee]

You will not see in the monkey bathroom. Please wash your hands before you leave. You won't see that. You will not see that.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember the first time I saw that song.

[Josh Arnold]

It's why when I see monkeys out in public, I only fist bump them.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, good.

[Josh Arnold]

I never shake their hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, very good.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. And by the way, where's the monkey butler bit? We've been talking about that for decades. Can we come up with a monkey butler bit?

[Tom Griswold]

You want to write his whole screenplay?

[Chick McGee]

I want to write the whole screen. I want to write the. At least.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure there never was a movie where a guy had a monkey as a butler?

[Chick McGee]

No, absolutely sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he wearing the tuxedo?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Jess Hooker]

What's the one with the monkey named Duncan?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that Dunston checks in?

[Jess Hooker]

Dunston checks in and he.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe he's a bellboy.

[Jess Hooker]

A bell boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this.

[Pat Godwin]

Was it.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that. Was that a chimp or an orangutan?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I think it's an orangutan. Orangutan.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't Tony Danza in D?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to say Matt LeBlanc is.

[Jess Hooker]

In a rare mischief.

[Josh Arnold]

I could be wrong, but I never did see Dunston checks in. But I am.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm so glad I remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he talk?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Jason Alexander.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Faye Dunaway is in. Dunston checks in.

[Tom Griswold]

There must have been an IRS problem or something for her to take that one. Let's see. You made Chinatown Network. Dunstan checks in.

[Chick McGee]

Rupert Everett, British famous, British queen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Pee Wee Herman's in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Ed. Wait, no. What's the movie? I think it's called Ed, maybe, where Matt LeBlanc and is a friend of a monkey.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that sounds right.

[Jess Hooker]

That sounds right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Well, coming up in the news, we have some old people.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good. Maybe I'll know somebody.

[Jess Hooker]

And we have more bears.

[Tom Griswold]

The old people. It's about aroma.

[Jess Hooker]

It's. It's going to be helpful to all of you old people. Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, and I was not aware of this issue, but it's quite interesting. Right now I want to say hi to our friends at Java House. The Bob and Tom Show. Sponsored by Java House. The official coffee of the Bob and Tom show and the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. I am currently drinking a Java House Liquid Science Arctic Freeze. It's a hydration drink. It's great. You peel back the top of this little guy right here. You can see this is the Java House pod. You peel it and pour it. It's that simple. Add water. It's delightful. And I'm getting a little bit of hydration as we speak. Also, of course, Java House coffee, tea, lattes, energy drinks. They have, of course, they have the hot chocolate. What's your favorite over there, Ms. Hooker?

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[Chick McGee]

You know what? That's the question.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What are we going to do about it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we have, we have a nice positive tip.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's, it's, it's fun and, and tasty, too. When we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, where we remain, the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, Jess Hooker, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy? Are you still working on your nails over there or your nose or what's going on? I told you it was a, an awful painful hangnail.

[Tom Griswold]

No, a nail polish spill that I was trying to get off of the stone in my daughter's bathroom floor and I, and in the process of which I, I should have put gloves on and. Okay, I got all that acetone and stuff on my face. Fingers.

[Jess Hooker]

Put your face where it Was at the commercial break. Jeff, go to the. Go to the camera and do. Do what you were doing at the commercial break just now. Go. Exactly what you're over.

[Chick McGee]

Bend.

[Pat Godwin]

Bent over, doing something crazy.

[Jess Hooker]

And then there was this weird sucking sound. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

It sounded like sanding to me. Sanding. Oh, he's got. He's got.

[Jess Hooker]

To me, it sounded like one of those baby nose suckers.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's what it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. But you were like this and your head was moving. It looked. It looked different. It looked very.

[Chick McGee]

It looked like he had one of those. Yeah, the baby sucker ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Bulbous deals.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Chick McGee]

It was. Sticking their nose and sucking out.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, anyways, we were talking about Siamese twins earlier.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, not really, but. But. But what do you got?

[Chick McGee]

You were saying siamese twins a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

You were asking me if I. If I had any. Any twins in my high school. I did not. But in my junior high school, we had Ronnie and Donnie, the Siamese twins.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Conjoined is what they say now, but.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, and I were not.

[Tom Griswold]

And I ran into them.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't have.

[Tom Griswold]

I ran into them at the mall, all right? And I recognized Ronnie, but I couldn't place Donnie.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, I. I think that's a comedically valid conceit.

[Jess Hooker]

It's like hearing Mike Armstrong tell a.

[Chick McGee]

Story right now, kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

I like Ronnie.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, who are you?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think I know you from somewhere, right? Did you go to my high school?

[Chick McGee]

I know your brother did, but.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Jess Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening over there?

[Jess Hooker]

Experts say elderly people should snack on mushrooms to help prevent old people smell.

[Tom Griswold]

What is this about? DID now, is any. I was not aware that there was an old people smell.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, we had a story not too long ago about that. It is a thing.

[Jess Hooker]

It is a thing. I mean, if you walk into, I don't know, say, Pat's house, you know what an old people smell.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

If I walk into your house, I know what a whorehouse.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, that's fired across both bows.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. By the way, have you ever met her husband, Pat? I'll help you pick out a casket.

[Jess Hooker]

Leslie Kenny, founder of the.

[Josh Arnold]

There are 12 Teamsters out front. They'd like to talk to you.

[Pat Godwin]

I forgot about that.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't really want to talk. They just want to watch you bleed.

[Jess Hooker]

Leslie Kenny, founder of Oxford Health Span, told the New York Post, old people smell comes from lipid Peroxidation on top of the skin.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's peroxidation.

[Tom Griswold]

There.

[Jess Hooker]

If you don't have enough. Enough antioxidants, that smell builds up. And because we don't get a lot of cellular turnover at this age, it lingers.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. So the antioxidants in the mushrooms help with this.

[Jess Hooker]

I guess since it is not like body odor, you can't get rid of it by bathing or covering it up with perfume.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you're a person of a certain age, you've got to eat mushrooms instead.

[Jess Hooker]

You can get rid of it with a diet dense with mushrooms.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Which are packed with a specific amino acid.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, pizza.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. You could have lots of pizza looking right at you. Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Pizza.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't have old people smell.

[Chick McGee]

He did.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, but I.

[Chick McGee]

Looking at Jess and he went pizza right at you.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to say.

[Josh Arnold]

Not to his left. No. There we have a man who for one month ate nothing but pizza.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm saying, to me, the perfect pizza is mushroom.

[Jess Hooker]

Mushroom sausage.

[Tom Griswold]

Mushroom sausage.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it.

[Tom Griswold]

I do not care for. I do not like pepperoni pizza.

[Chick McGee]

You're wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I peel the pepperonis off of pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys like a side of mushrooms at a steakhouse?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Real delicious.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you this. I would eat a mushroom pizza if it got me laid. Am I right, Tom?

[Jess Hooker]

That's the only time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you don't like mushrooms. Some people don't like the texture. Others don't like the taste.

[Jess Hooker]

At the farmer's market this weekend, I got oysters. The big blue oysters. And the other one, the lion's mane.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why you're house.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Our big wild of mushrooms. Mushrooms.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. They're beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

Quite beefy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, they can.

[Pat Godwin]

I hear you must cook mushrooms, though. Seriously. No joke that if they're fresh, this. They don't ox. They don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. They're not good for your stomach. Yeah, you're correct. According to Leslie.

[Tom Griswold]

I missed this. Now what?

[Jess Hooker]

You're really supposed to cook your mushrooms.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not safe.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't go fresh with them. Yeah, I mean, it is safe to eat them, but some people have a reaction. Sometimes it's mental and sometimes it's physical to raw mushrooms.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom can't have mushrooms anymore, and it's one of her favorites. Favorite.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. That's. I. They're one of my favorite foods, hands down.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got to be very careful with the wild mushrooms. Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sure, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to really know what you're doing there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That was kind of an annual event when I was doing the news. It would be the first person to they. Because they'd have the kind of the mushroom hunt season and the Morales.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that what that's called?

[Tom Griswold]

And there were problems. You have to really know what you're doing.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Really?

[Jess Hooker]

No one go out with an expert.

[Chick McGee]

When you were. When you were doing news, did all of the stories start with here's a guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, get a load of this idiot.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh God.

[Tom Griswold]

There were it. You don't want to do serious news for long. It's.

[Chick McGee]

There's a lot of really depressing soul crushing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, guy in a snowmobile hitting a barbed wire fence at neck height. There is that or going through the ice.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Houses burning down. All right. Lots of sad. Sad.

[Josh Arnold]

Read us the whole list.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple real freaky things.

[Chick McGee]

Drowning dogs. Anything else?

[Tom Griswold]

Guy. One time a guy was pulling a.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, tell us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was. He had a. A hook on a rope in his toes up with his pickup truck and it snapped. And this. The hook came flying through the windshield. Back windshield and killed him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh man.

[Chick McGee]

This sounds like final destiny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That would be one for final dust that. You don't see that coming unless you're looking in the rear view mirror at the time. Oh, look, there's that hook coming up.

[Jess Hooker]

My hand to finish up this mushroom story. According to Leslie Kenny, shiitake and oyster mushrooms are the best bet for nutrient delivery.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Not psychedelic mushroom mushrooms.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't think so. I guess if you want. I think that's. People use those for mental health.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's a big thing now.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So called micro dosing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big fan of the mushrooms.

[Josh Arnold]

Silly side.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you like to take that? Would you take the psychoactive drugs like that?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. I'm on the fence. I. Boy, I. I don't like if I'm drunk and I get to be like hour four and I want to be sober. It drives me crazy. So it depends on how long it would last. We'd have to talk to a real degenerate drug user like Jeff Oscar.

[Pat Godwin]

He has a lot of good info.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The man's constantly high.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't he. Wasn't he saying that he. What do you call it when you. It's like you're the proctor. What's the word he was talking about this one time some friends of his were taking something and he was the one that was.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They would switch on and off.

[Tom Griswold]

Like you're a guide or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Which is really smart, you know?

[Jess Hooker]

So you're someone who's sober and not using.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Your buddy doesn't take a chainsaw and try to change a tire with it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, wait a minute. Yeah. You don't want to try to do that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good move.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I am not capable of.

[Chick McGee]

Whenever I see a lot of stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Or many things. Every time I walk by the aisle and I see shiitake mushrooms.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

My. My brain doesn't read shiitake.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

It gets the first part followed by the word cake.

[Jess Hooker]

They're good mushrooms, though.

[Josh Arnold]

And it kind of looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you were to make one of those. And that's cake.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I always see take. Oh, yeah. Shiitake. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We had. Remember the guy who has that. His name was take a shiitake.

[Chick McGee]

No, it wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

It was take a. It's. I'll find it. Yeah, it was. He was some distinguished. It was Tega Shaita, I believe. Yes, yes, it was. Some scientist probably didn't realize maybe when he changed his name, when he emigrated. If you're just joining us. Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you? This is the Bob and Tom program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Ms. Hooker is sitting in for Christy Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess. We were talking about old people smell and how if you eat mushrooms, it can help alleviate things that. But the thing about old people smell is I don't think it's necessarily bad.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think it is. It's kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

You just go, oh, there's an old person.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not gonna buy a candle.

[Jess Hooker]

It is kind of musty, though. Like. Yes, the smell is. But it's kind of comforting, too. Like, it's a great.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess it reminds you of your grandparents.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I don't think it's bad.

[Josh Arnold]

We're all gonna get it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. That's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, hopefully. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess that is the goal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Which is. Which is worse, old people smell or dead body smell?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna go corpse.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, often in movies, you see people. Often they have to cover their face.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A little ammonia underneath the nostril.

[Tom Griswold]

So what is the odor of. Of old people?

[Josh Arnold]

Something on their skin.

[Chick McGee]

It says cellular breakdown. Doesn't happen as fast.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, does it smell similar to something else?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I think it just smells like Musty skin. Like, it smells like you've been on the planet for 80 years.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right. It doesn't really smell like anything else. You smell that, you go, that is an old, old person.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised then that there. That there isn't some kind of pharmaceutical for this. Because if you watch the evening news, most of the pharmaceuticals are aimed at the elderly. And it's there. It's always the same commercial with a different product. They're always canoeing and walking through the park, playing with their grandkids. Grandkids. They've got a beautiful dog. And then. Then the thing comes on at the end.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. Different medications will make you smell different too, right? Some, yeah. So maybe that has something to do with it.

[Tom Griswold]

What else is happening at the news desk?

[Jess Hooker]

Residents of an Indianapolis neighborhood were left perplexed by a mysterious dome that appeared in the roadway last week.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Jess Hooker]

WRTV reports that the dome was found resting on a sidewalk in the street's edge after a severe weather ripped through the area.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

Residents believe that the object is a radome, a weatherproof enclosure designed to protect. Protect radar, antenna and other equipment.

[Josh Arnold]

But it blew off during a storm.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a photograph. It's.

[Jess Hooker]

Look at that. Is that crazy?

[Tom Griswold]

It. And it's bigger. It's. It's taller than a person. There was a photograph of a people standing in front of the thing.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's clearly some sort of government spy.

[Jess Hooker]

A giant or the. The giant orb was removed from the road the following day.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it's called a Hoosier Dome.

[Jess Hooker]

The neighborhood is that.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Is next to the facility V2X, the former site of Raytheon. And some believe it came from there.

[Josh Arnold]

This is absolutely some sort of government spy vehicle.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, that looks like that could have. That could have done damage or really hurt something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that made speed? Is that made of metal?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's big. I bet it's a big globe.

[Josh Arnold]

Six black SUVs pulled up and a team of men immediately took that away.

[Chick McGee]

Way talking to their sleeves. All right. Right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like this.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like it at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Kind of a. As you mentioned earlier, sort of like the. What do you call the object in 2001?

[Josh Arnold]

The monolith.

[Tom Griswold]

The monolith.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a hillbilly version of that.

[Jess Hooker]

What. What makes it hillbilly?

[Josh Arnold]

He probably saw the lawn in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Picture and just assumed the people.

[Chick McGee]

Still, you can tell they're filthy.

[Tom Griswold]

See from people standing in front of the cur corn cob pipe. This is my wife, Sl Sister.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you what we saw right over there. That's right. And then we see that Mother, tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Him about it right now. I want to mention that.

[Chick McGee]

Let me get my corn cob pipe out here. Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

This portion of the Boba Time show is brought to you by the Silac Insurance Company. What am I talking about? I'm talking about your future. You can relax a little bit knowing that when the time comes to retire, that money's gonna keep on coming. And perhaps you've got money in the stock market. You're going, wait a minute. Up, down. Up, down, up, down. The idea of an annuity is to counter the volatility of your investments. And the Silac Insurance company does that by providing annuities. You have certain restrictions, so see if they apply to you. But you can stop getting all stressed out about your retirement.

[Josh Arnold]

Retirement.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, your retirement money will not run out with an annuity. That's not going to happen. You cannot outlive your money. So see what I'm talking about? Find out what's going on. Learn [e-mail] that's s I l a c I n s dot com. Another really easy way to get that information on your phone. You just call £250 and say out loud the words lifetime income. That's the pound sign or the hashtag sign £250. And then say the key words lifetime income. And you could find out about annuities. See if this is going to work for you. An annuity from the Silac Insurance Company. Silac likes to say plan on it, live on it. Because when you retire, it's probably not going to be one of those companies that goes, we like you so much, we're going to keep paying you. That's probably not going to happen. So see about annuities and see if that works for you. Coming up, we have today in History. We'll find out what's going on in the world on this Fancy, fancy date, the 23rd of June. And we'll be right back from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios here on the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Where it is soon.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the Silac Insurance news desk, Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Making friends during the commercials, there's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna do a little closed circuit thing here, private broadcast. I'll need your help here, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

As you know, I play the game wordle.

[Josh Arnold]

I do know. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoy it very much. And yesterday I had to communicate with a chick.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because of this. Do you know the word T H r? U m?

[Josh Arnold]

Therm.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

T H r. Uh, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. T H r U m. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thrum. What does that mean?

[Josh Arnold]

To sort of like shake things up.

[Pat Godwin]

Agitate, Thrum and drang or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Thrum and drang is the same. Is the.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I never heard the. I got it.

[Chick McGee]

I'd never heard of it. Thrum and drang.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Things up. To mix it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I. I thought. Because it was. I looked it up and it sounded like strum.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's similar.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd never heard it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Drum.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, it's. It's legit.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I got it. Because there was nothing else left, but I'd never ever seen the word ever. Thrum and drang. It sounds like a morning show.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, we got thrum and drang here. We got.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You often see those two together? Well, not often, but when you do, you.

[Chick McGee]

What's drang then?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what. How that separates from thrum.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know where drang is from.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm really sorry I brought it up. Let's go over to the SILAC insurance news desk with Jess Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee.

[Jess Hooker]

Microwaves are convenient, but not always safer. Reheating certain foods. What? Inconsistent heating can leave bacteria alive and some foods may even become toxic. Here, 10 items experts say you should not be microwaving.

[Chick McGee]

Should not.

[Jess Hooker]

Should not. Number one, hard boiled eggs.

[Tom Griswold]

What can you microwave a hard boiled egg?

[Jess Hooker]

Heating, shelled or unshelled hard boiled eggs in a microwave can cause steam buildup and result in explosive even after removal from the microwave. Yeah. Who heats up a boiled egg? Actually, I knew I. I've seen someone do it here, but I didn't know anybody would want a hot leg.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. So the, the boiled egg is already hard boiled?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You take it out of the refrigerator and you microwave it?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I watched somebody do it here the other day, which I Just thought was interesting. I've never seen that.

[Chick McGee]

Was it an idiot?

[Tom Griswold]

Did it explode?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Was it an idiot?

[Jess Hooker]

It was Austin.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not an idiot person.

[Pat Godwin]

It wasn't in the show though.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it coated in lsd?

[Chick McGee]

Let's be honest though.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you guys.

[Chick McGee]

Austin needs help. I mean, sometimes.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, he's. He's wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a sweet boy.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm confused. So this is a. A pre cooked egg, you know.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. And sometimes people like their hard boiled eggs warm, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

And if you do that, it's going to explode. Don't put it in the microwave.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, Pat, it just occurs to me we're wrong. It's sturm and drain. Sturm and drain. Yes, yes, yes. I knew something felt so. Something felt off when we were saying it.

[Chick McGee]

Therm is not it then, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Sturm and drang.

[Tom Griswold]

Thrum was the word. And yes, I never heard it used anyways, I was just irritated by that.

[Jess Hooker]

So what does thrum mean?

[Chick McGee]

I always.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently it's similar to strumming.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of going like if you had your hand on a table. Going like this.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He's thrumming the table.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, gotcha. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of doing this to something.

[Chick McGee]

No, stop doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like you're.

[Josh Arnold]

Stop thrumming.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like you're. You're. You're airjacking.

[Chick McGee]

That doesn't mean anything. I don't believe you. I think Wordle has you in their pocket.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, are you Big Wordle money?

[Josh Arnold]

I might. I'm under the control of Big Wordle.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it's a normal word. Everyone uses it. Way to go, John.

[Jess Hooker]

Other things you can't put in the microwave. Breast milk, which I just assume everybody knows.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I remember learning that.

[Pat Godwin]

Can burn a nipple that way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yes, you can burn a nipple, see?

[Tom Griswold]

Let alone get the door closed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'll do you to get the door close.

[Chick McGee]

Funny. Funny, Pat. Isn't he funny?

[Josh Arnold]

I enjoyed it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is urine in there?

[Jess Hooker]

No, but this is one that I thought was the opposite. Opposite? It says process processed meats. Microwaving processed meats may produce harmful chemical compounds including cholesterol, oxidation.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Jess Hooker]

Products like linked to heart disease. But I've always heard you're supposed to heat up those kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't the processed meat. That's where the chemicals are already.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Are we talking hot dogs? What do we mean here?

[Jess Hooker]

It says processed meat, so I assumed it meant lunch meats.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Stuff like that. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't all meats, but when you processed.

[Jess Hooker]

But when you're pregnant, you're supposed to heat them up to kill any additional bacteria before you eat them.

[Chick McGee]

Them?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know anything about it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's your sponge. You're supposed to.

[Josh Arnold]

I would never eat a process.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, she wouldn't be pregnant. Sponge.

[Tom Griswold]

I asked about urine because of this news story.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, but we're on this news story.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is a woman who was cited by police.

[Josh Arnold]

The way you do the show.

[Chick McGee]

Now, totally off the. We're killing it over here with the.

[Pat Godwin]

Pro having a blast.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a second.

[Chick McGee]

You want to come and derail us?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, not at all. This woman walked into a 711 and they had a microwave there, and she was heating up a urine sample.

[Jess Hooker]

She had a pee test.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And it exploded. 26 year old Angelique Sanchez took a white plastic bottle out of the microwave. Sanchez reportedly wiped a yellow liquid that smelled like urine onto the floor before walking out sick. Yep. Allegedly, she was trying to get a urinalysis test up to. Up to temperature?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Well, hot tip. Just go ahead and put the bottle into a warm glass of water the same way you would reheat breast milk. Ah, that's how you bring it up to temperature.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard she passed the test. But they also said she has a burrito sauce in her urine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

So who knows?

[Chick McGee]

That's always the dirty little secret about switching your P test. The temperature of the urine. They have a. They have a thermometer right there to check it out. Man, if it comes in at 27 degrees, you're dead.

[Tom Griswold]

You're telling me you're cheating on your P tests?

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Yeah, that's often as I can.

[Jess Hooker]

God, could you imagine if we had to take those a year?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, imagine that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. I forgot.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Like a surprise p test.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, 60 bucks a pop at Christmas. That was fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, well, stay off Facebook.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't know how that happened to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Behind the scenes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Good God.

[Pat Godwin]

New segment called behind the scenes.

[Chick McGee]

Who did that to you? Oh, you did. I'm sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm reading this microwave story and it's just. It's pissing me off, to be honest. Rice, chicken, leafy greens, hot peppers, beef, fruit, cooked potatoes. All things that people regularly put in the microwave.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I'm not worried about it.

[Jess Hooker]

Time.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead, tear it up. Let's do today in history. Shall we have time.

[Chick McGee]

A son of a. I don't want to. Time now. Today in history.

[Tom Griswold]

June 23, 1926, the College Board administered the first SAT exam.

[Chick McGee]

Fat. To find out who's fat.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, SAT.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, SAT. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

But you. I passed. Didn't you. Didn't you take those? You had to sit down.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it had to be on a Saturday. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

An odd law.

[Tom Griswold]

And as you know, if you didn't score, well, radio was hiring.

[Jess Hooker]

At six o' clock in the morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

1955, the lady and the Tramp released one of the most famous scenes.

[Josh Arnold]

Disappointing. I didn't know tramp meant hobo.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it meant whore.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Led you to believe that dogs were romantic. That they weren't just randomly humping, they were romantic.

[Jess Hooker]

Speaking of Siamese cats in. In that movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's lady and the Tramp.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they. And they sing that song.

[Jess Hooker]

We are Siamese, if you please.

[Tom Griswold]

1960, the first contraceptive pill became available. 1960, the kind of the beginning of the sexual revolution. And by the way, they. As far as I know, have they ever come out with a pill for men?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

That works.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Because it's not ours.

[Pat Godwin]

No funding for that.

[Chick McGee]

It's not our response.

[Josh Arnold]

Contraception is 100. The woman's response.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. If men got pregnant, this stuff would be sold like chewing gum. All right, you know what?

[Chick McGee]

You know what? We can switch. We can switch. We'll worry about contraception. You worry about an erection. How about that? Yeah, see how you like that.

[Josh Arnold]

The pressure's on, ladies.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Put up or shut up. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1979, I loved the song the Knack released the song My Sharona. Do you know that song?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a great song. Yeah, that's a lot of fun.

[Tom Griswold]

The fabulous Dougie figure, 1989. The Batman from Tim Burton. Is that the Nicholson? Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nicholson is the joke.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you're not a fan, chick. I love it.

[Jess Hooker]

Love it too. I like that one.

[Chick McGee]

Hate it. Right. All hate it. From beginning to end, stem to stern. It's the Dolly Parton of movies.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, how about this one? I'll do this in quiz form, Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1993, this woman cut off her husband's male member. Remember her name? Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

She cut. Yeah. Lorena Bobbitt.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Yeah, because there's nothing worse.

[Jess Hooker]

Mary Kay Letourneau. What am I thinking there?

[Tom Griswold]

He was the one that was the teacher, right? Dating the.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow. Not even close.

[Josh Arnold]

She was the wrongly maligned teacher.

[Chick McGee]

Just wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That did not end well.

[Chick McGee]

Teacher of the year, four years running.

[Tom Griswold]

Lorena Bobbitt. Yeah, she sliced off. And as I recall, he found it at the side of a road.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, she threw it out the window, took off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I think kind of in a field.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And. And also, as I recall, he completely deserved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. For later we find out the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

That found it actually was named Dick. On.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I'm just gonna let that.

[Chick McGee]

And just like that, you totally redeemed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yourself as a man. There's nothing worse than waking up, you go to pee and your thing is gone.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a bad day.

[Chick McGee]

How do you have that cut off and then wake up and go into the bathroom?

[Jess Hooker]

Is that what happened?

[Chick McGee]

And then check, and it's gone.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he drugged?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he had a lot of. Yeah, he was drugged.

[Josh Arnold]

Drinking. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he made a bad porno movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you thought Whiskey Dick was bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he make Franken Dick? Wasn't that what, Frank.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it was called that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, on this date in 2016, the UK voted to leave the European Union. Something called Brexit. Yeah, a little cute little name. I think that they're now considering something called a Brie entry. I'm not sure. Let's see. Happy birthday, Bob Fosse, who invented, of course, jazz hands. And what's the movie about him called?

[Josh Arnold]

All that Jazz.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's it.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the one?

[Josh Arnold]

The Roy Scheider?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Right after Jaws.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew they were gonna make a sequel. All that Jaws, where. Where he teaches the shark how to dance.

[Chick McGee]

It's showtime.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this is a. This is a good story. Do you know, born in 1940, Wilma Rudolph. Do you know who that is?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

A great athlete. Famous runner. Right, Famous runner. And actually this is true. Famous for an early part of her career running barefoot.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And Wilma from the Flintstones also started this trend. Yeah. Barefoot thing. No.

[Josh Arnold]

As did Rudolph the Red. He was often.

[Tom Griswold]

She was actually our guest one.

[Josh Arnold]

We got to do better.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. She's really a wonderful person. And when we come back, we'll have more delightful news for you. You. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you jealous I can do this?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a little bit. Thank you, Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom, how are you?

[Josh Arnold]

Turn your mic on.

[Chick McGee]

Have an email.

[Jess Hooker]

So close.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I can. I know. Yeah. I can't do with the kind of speed you can. That is nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you clicking both hands?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm doing everything, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see the Stooges do it, then insisted on learning it?

[Josh Arnold]

I saw the Stooges do it as a kid. My dad did it and then he taught me. Oh, yes, That's. That's sort of that. That's the. The familial wisdom in the Arnold family. That was. That's been passed down.

[Jess Hooker]

Can you guys whistle with your fingers like Tom? Can I can you can.

[Chick McGee]

I can with mine.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that hurt everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

You asked me.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody drove off the road.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Stop it. The hell's wrong with you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Let's just move forward here, all right?

[Josh Arnold]

I know a girl who can.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

You ever suck golf ball?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Suck a golf ball through a garden hose. She can.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

What? What can she whistle with?

[Josh Arnold]

He was right to say never.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever seen him blow out a candle? They can do that?

[Josh Arnold]

I never have in person. No? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look. Hey, look. There's a stack of news over there. Why don't you read one of them?

[Jess Hooker]

I like how their pronouns.

[Josh Arnold]

But she can kind of. She can puff air. Like a glaucoma test.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. It's almost like a magic trick.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you get back to Earth with us?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker is over there at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's going on over there?

[Jess Hooker]

A new study finds that children whose parents divorce before age 5 earn 13% less by age 27 and face higher rates of incarceration, teen pregnancy and premature death.

[Josh Arnold]

Death. Wait, what. What was the first part? I. I'm sorry. I couldn't get over your enthusiasm.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a really sad story. A new study finds that children whose parents divorce before age 5 have a tougher goal. Essentially, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Same thing. Same thing for dogs.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Uhhuh Says that in there.

[Jess Hooker]

No. In contrast, divorce after the age of 18 has little measurable effect.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. My parents. 18.

[Jess Hooker]

When my parents got divorced, I was over five. I was under 18. So, yeah, 17.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it makes sense that it would have some sort of dramatic effect on children. What are we supposed to do with this information?

[Tom Griswold]

I think you look at the upside. Two Christmases.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Can we focus on the positives? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. Yeah. Probably two different places to stay.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't get to do that. My parents still celebrated the holidays together, so that was nice. But we didn't get the benefits of more gifts. Gifts. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of gifts did they get for each other?

[Josh Arnold]

You think they ever hooked up post divorce?

[Jess Hooker]

I know they did.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they did.

[Josh Arnold]

That's pretty rare.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what? I should shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Researchers identified three primary causes behind the negative outcomes. Reduce financial resources.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Lower neighborhood quality.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it on there. More likely to be on a reality television show.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that one of the.

[Jess Hooker]

No. But diminished parental involvement is. This is all of that makes. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's tough. Dude. What are you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I just can't wait to see where the jokes are. That's what I'm so. I'm gonna keep reading.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. There are no jokes. I thought this was interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

It's almost from the Captain Obvious Institute.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I go with the other guys.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

Sociologist Philip Cohen of the University of Maryland. Mr. Cohen noted that while the findings highlight adverse effects, they do not measure how children might have fared had an unhappy couple stayed together.

[Chick McGee]

True.

[Josh Arnold]

Very true. Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we have. Anything on a happier note?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. Let's look.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'll do the bear story. That's. That's a sweet story.

[Chick McGee]

As long as it's not from Michigan. I'm in.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, we got trouble then.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I can't find the bear.

[Tom Griswold]

I got it over here.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wildlife experts in Michigan helped rescue a bear that had the plastic lid of a barrel stuck around its neck for two years.

[Chick McGee]

Again with this?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean, again with this?

[Chick McGee]

This. Didn't that one deer have a tire stuck around his head?

[Pat Godwin]

We.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, and buckets and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

All kinds of stuff. And this happens every week.

[Jess Hooker]

The bear first turned up on a trail camera as a Cub in 2023, but it did not appear again on camera until this May. Still wearing the large barrel lid around his neck.

[Tom Griswold]

A.

[Jess Hooker]

That's sad. Two whole years. Department of Natural Resources officers were able to safely trap the bear, immobilize him with an injection and cut the lid off.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good. Well, I wonder if it affected its growth at all.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, it says the animal soon woke up and ambled away. State bear specialist Cody Norton. That would be a fun job.

[Josh Arnold]

Norton, get in here.

[Jess Hooker]

Pretty incredible that the Bear survived. He said.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Jess Hooker]

Added that the neck was scarred and missing hair, but the bear was in a much better condition than we expected him to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank goodness for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that a sweet story?

[Josh Arnold]

What if it immediately walked into a picnic site, killed four people?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we got them all fixed up and ready. Oh, my God. God.

[Tom Griswold]

That'S a nice, happy story.

[Jess Hooker]

That is nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like just a new look for him.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's. There's a photograph of it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it kind of. He kind of goes with it.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks so tight.

[Jess Hooker]

That's so tight. That's so sad.

[Josh Arnold]

Poor little.

[Tom Griswold]

And the little bear, it. It almost goes. Hangs down almost to his front paws.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know which bear that is. A black bear, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Looks like a black bear.

[Jess Hooker]

That's the ugliest bear.

[Josh Arnold]

I see what you're saying, but what.

[Chick McGee]

Was the first clue that it was a black bear, Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the black color.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it showed up in a Cadillac. I don't know what. What stereotype.

[Chick McGee]

Black bear. It was a black color.

[Josh Arnold]

It was talking in a movie theater. What do you need?

[Chick McGee]

I think that might be my favorite one.

[Tom Griswold]

Movie theater.

[Chick McGee]

I say maybe he was just trying to go. Going with a new look. Maybe that's big in the bear world. You wear lids around you neck.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't know what was in the barrel. I mean, obviously he was trying to get whatever was in the barrel.

[Tom Griswold]

Honey wasn't going to assume. Honey, I'll. Turtle said, ah, rookie mistake.

[Josh Arnold]

You're going to want that when it's raining.

[Chick McGee]

Who will help me now or no?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You see a turtle in the street? Do you stop?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I do.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we just did, my son and I.

[Jess Hooker]

What do you do? You just put them on the side?

[Josh Arnold]

We got help.

[Pat Godwin]

We had people that pulled over to and had stuff in their car and we kind of pushed it off.

[Tom Griswold]

When you see that you're supposed to.

[Pat Godwin]

It was a snapping turn.

[Tom Griswold]

You're supposed to take the turtle and move him across the street in the direction that he or she was going.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That is polite.

[Chick McGee]

Now, when you say it's a snapping turtle, did you mean that it was really short and kind of irritating?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was cranky, snippy and snappy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm walking here.

[Pat Godwin]

I want here, so it takes me long.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the sound of a snapping turtle wearing Raycon earbuds?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that is clear.

[Chick McGee]

Or that a clicking turtle. Raycons earbuds. That's right. Premium audio. That goes where you go. It can even let's say you have a pet turtle. You can put your Raycons on the pet turtle. Turtles have ears or do they just hear vibrations through the bones in their head? What are you guys, an oil painting? What's going on?

[Jess Hooker]

What is going on?

[Chick McGee]

Raycon latest model is better than ever. Raycon has a 30.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you I got my head smashed of the other day by a.

[Chick McGee]

Drawer and multi point connectivity with Raycons and they have a quick charge function. I don't know how they it works. 10 minutes of charging, 90 minutes of battery and Raycons have active noise cancellation and come in all the colors. Royal blue, blush violet, forest green, cool mini, deep red. And Raycon has a 30 day happiness guarantee return policy. Go to buyraycon.com tom and get 15% off Raycon's best selling everyday earbuds right now. Raycon offering 15% off their best selling everyday earbuds [e-mail] Tom that's buyraycon.com Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

They're designed to fit every ear because they've got those adjustable little like a little rack of things that help you out so they won't fall out of your ear. I love my Raycon earbuds. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Jess Hooker, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. We're here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

When you were a kid did you ever have an uncle tell you that snapping turtle bites you, it won't let go until the next lightning strike? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Never heard that. That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Where did that come from?

[Jess Hooker]

I had an aunt that told us that if you kill a snake it, it technically won't die until the sun goes down.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What are these?

[Tom Griswold]

This is ignorance that becomes codified.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And is used forever. Interesting. Now I understand Pat, you've been working on something over there all morning long. Does this need to something over there.

[Chick McGee]

You've been working on a little throw away.

[Jess Hooker]

We were telling all of our divorced parent stories earlier and during the break too even. And my parents they, they gave it, they gave it a couple good tries.

[Josh Arnold]

So they did have some post divorce hookups.

[Jess Hooker]

They did. And lived like tried to get back together a couple times too.

[Josh Arnold]

But I think for the sake of this song they hooked up.

[Jess Hooker]

They hooked up a lot the time after they got divorced.

[Josh Arnold]

Did they?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Break up, have sex with me, make up. Make up, have sex with me, break up We've yelled until we're hoarse. We're headed for divorce. Our marriage is over. We hate each other. But first, summer intercourse. Break up. Have sex with me. Make up. Have sex with me. Then screw me in court. Break up all morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Been working on that. Good. It was really well worth it.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Now we have once again, Ms. Jess Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee. And Ms. Hooker, what's happening over there?

[Jess Hooker]

Lots of animal news. Still a disgruntled monkey seen tearing down a no feeding banner in Hong Kong. According to the Standard, the wild primate was filmed ripping apart a government banner that warned against feeding wildlife. Funny, the footage went viral on social media where users wrote comments such as, it's protesting it's right to eat. And this monkey must be literate. Literate. He knew exactly where to tear there. So I guess if you see, that's where he.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And it's. There you go. It's obviously written. Written in the local lingo, but it has. It's. You see at the bottom. It also has it in English.

[Jess Hooker]

It does. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So it looks like it has a couple of different languages, at least up there. But the monkey. Very upset.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a do not feed the monkey sign. Tearing it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Funny.

[Jess Hooker]

So, little feller, $640 penny penalty if you feed the wildlife there.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if there's a no masturbating in public sign for those months.

[Josh Arnold]

I ripped that one.

[Tom Griswold]

See who tore down the don't throw your poop sign. Well, good. Good to know that monkeys.

[Jess Hooker]

Are they. Are they running around like all over the place in Hong Kong. Have you been to Hong Kong? Have we talked about this?

[Josh Arnold]

I've only. The airport only.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. I didn't know if they come in and out of the marketplace and stuff and they're not sure. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

They must if they're trying to keep them from people. Keep people from feeding them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's the Chinese monkeys that they let loose in the lab.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh. What happens there?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they create various.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Viruses that we end up as being funded by. They pack and ship those in certain administrations. But what are you going to do?

[Tom Griswold]

All right, here we go.

[Jess Hooker]

Authorities in North Carolina detained a £400 alligator. The Onslow County Sheriff's Office said deputies and officers with the NC Wildlife Resources Commission wrangled the perpetrator dubbed Pepe.

[Josh Arnold]

Pepe the alligator.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that doesn't seem like that should be a name for an alligator.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's the whole idea.

[Jess Hooker]

He was found on the roadway That's a Chihuahua.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, People are gonna think it's a Chihuahua.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, I know you have plenty of Pepe the Frog shirts that you wear constantly, but this is the first time I'm hearing Pepe. If you guys aren't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember Pepe the Frog.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a troublemaker.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is he?

[Pat Godwin]

I think you're the troublemaker.

[Chick McGee]

Was he a cartoon? Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the frog on the little wheel thing?

[Josh Arnold]

He's. He's, like, used. I honestly don't know what the. The political or sociopolitical stance of Pepe the Frog is. I just know that it's a meme and if you put it up, it means something.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like an ugly, crudely drunk on toad.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Estimated to be somewhere between 350 and 400 pounds and 10ft in length. Officials say Pepe the Gator was cited for suspicion of being a dinosaur without proper papers, public loitering with intent to sunbathe and obstruct traffic. Is that real? Everything I just read, it can't be.

[Josh Arnold]

They're having fun, aren't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the police are. This story, it's from Facebook and a lot of the cop shops, when they have stuff like this, they're. They're trying to be funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They posted just for morale and fun.

[Josh Arnold]

It's real that they got rid of.

[Jess Hooker]

The thing, but it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Pepe. A little bit too friendly a name.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought it was one of those things where, like, this used to be a law a long time ago. And so they came back and.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you be frightened if they said that Hurricane Pepe was on the way?

[Jess Hooker]

Hurricane Pepe? I know. I think I'd laugh. I think he'd have a little. Little, like, scarf around his neck and a beret.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right. Same thing. A gator needs to be named something a little scarier.

[Jess Hooker]

Like.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. Something with a little more Goliath gravitas.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hitler. You know, that'll.

[Jess Hooker]

Or Hitler.

[Chick McGee]

Use Hitler.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, I wasn't far off. Pepe the Frog was appropriated.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

From 2015 onward is a symbol of the alt right white nationalist movement.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought it was the. What was the. What was the National Lampoon one where the. It's a frog. But he doesn't have rear legs.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's got. He's got that little skateboard thing that.

[Chick McGee]

He'S a piece of wood and he's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Scooting himself like Eddie Murphy and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Ready, places.

[Tom Griswold]

Ready Places.

[Jess Hooker]

There it is.

[Chick McGee]

I have the. I. I have the hurricane names for this year. Oh, what do you got in order? Alphabet. Yeah, you know, they go in alphabetical order, and then once they're used, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

They go boy, girl, boy, girl, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Girl, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy. It looks like it. Oh, girl, boy, girl, boy, girl. Andrea. Andrea.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's my mom's name.

[Chick McGee]

Barry. Chantal.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Barry.

[Chick McGee]

Barry.

[Josh Arnold]

Hurricane Barry. Not.

[Tom Griswold]

Not. Not intimidating.

[Jess Hooker]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

You like Manilow?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no. I think of like a big guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Perry.

[Jess Hooker]

Big. Barry.

[Chick McGee]

Bear. I like a bear.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Chantal. Dexter.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's murderous. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's back, right?

[Chick McGee]

He's been back and then he left again.

[Jess Hooker]

And then there's a new one.

[Chick McGee]

The origin of Dexter. Younger. Dexter Aaron. E, R, I, N. Yeah. And. And Fernand. Not Ferdinand. Fernand. F, E, R, N, A, N, D. Huh. Not a word of that one. Gabrielle. Umberto.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that. Hurricane Umberto.

[Chick McGee]

So I guess it would be Hurricane Umberto.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds scary.

[Chick McGee]

Imelda.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds witchy.

[Chick McGee]

Imelda Marcos. Right. Everybody knows Hurricane Jerry.

[Josh Arnold]

Hurricane Jerry.

[Chick McGee]

Hurricane. Hurricane Karen.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody with a K. They have to get over. They have to get that one out of the way.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody had to get over fun with it. Hurricane Lorenzo. Hurricane Melissa. Hurricane Nestor. Olga. Pablo.

[Tom Griswold]

Slow down. So they're making an effort, obviously, to have Hispanic origin names. And then you threw in Olga.

[Chick McGee]

Olga.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're trying to get Northern European.

[Josh Arnold]

It also sounds like they're going in alphabetical order.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the way they do it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

How many of these have already happened?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Is hurricane of them happened? It seems like Andrea has had.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I think a lot of them happen. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Some of they die out. We don't even know about Hurricane Rebecca with a K. Hurricane Sebastian. Tanya. Tanya.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, let's go. Tanya. For sure.

[Chick McGee]

Tanya.

[Josh Arnold]

Although that sounds more like a tornado name.

[Jess Hooker]

That does.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Hurricane Van and Hurricane Wendy.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then what do they do when they run out? They'll take.

[Chick McGee]

I think they go to Roman numerals or something. Something. Don't they? Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

And I know there have been studies that say that hurricanes that have friendly names, people are a little bit less likely to flee when told to do so.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe that.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way. Hurricane Harvey, Irma, Maria and Nate have been retired.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No other hurricane will ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they were. They were so bad. Bad.

[Jess Hooker]

Do they hang a banner somewhere for them?

[Chick McGee]

I think they do. Championship. Hurricane. Hurricane. Championship banner. Right. What about Katrina. That's got to be retired, right?

[Josh Arnold]

It must be.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But I always like that song. Critique Katrina and the waves.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, you do.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. Yeah, I do know that song. Sorry, I didn't know who sang it.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, once. See that, that predates the hurricane.

[Jess Hooker]

Hurricane, Right. So are there a lot of. Was there a. Not to be funny, a surge of Katrina names after the hurricane opposite.

[Josh Arnold]

The name went way down.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

On the list of baby names.

[Jess Hooker]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Same thing with Hurricane Stalin.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

It was from the hurricane, though, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, normal. Should we. Should we congratulate him? Normally he goes Hitler.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, we already used them.

[Jess Hooker]

He already used the. That. This break. He couldn't do it again.

[Chick McGee]

Kinda. I don't want to get ahead of myself, but it seems like he's trying. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there was some effort put in there.

[Tom Griswold]

How come they don't have any. Do they have any classic sort of England.

[Josh Arnold]

British storm, things like Hurricane Basil.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hurricane Nigel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think they have hurricanes in it, just storms.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, the names, they seem to be. They seem to be leaning toward Hispanic origin names now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Umberto and I just. That's obviously a lot of those emerge out of that area of the world. Makes sense.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But Hurricane Olga. Do they have hurricanes in what, Denmark?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes three, four, five a day.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. If you're just joining us, hello. This is the Bob and Tom show coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. And I do have a letter I have to read here. Hello, Bob and Tom Show. My name is Evan. I live in Peoria, Illinois. I was reminded on Saturday it was the seventh anniversary of Chick's famous meltdown on your show. Let's see. Daughter Aria. Birthday falls on that day.

[Josh Arnold]

That's an aria.

[Tom Griswold]

I said, easy to remember because it's June 21, 2018.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. So I told her the story of Chick McGee and the legend. Yes. The legendary day. And I. I would like to say this is yet another way. Your show has ruined my life. So I. I thought it would be appropriate to play Chick's famous meltdown down. And you'll see what happens very quickly.

[Josh Arnold]

I got you.

[Tom Griswold]

But no. Houston.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Houston.

[Pat Godwin]

Houston.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there, Houston. Hello there, Houston.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever. But he wants me to stop this. Don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's irritating.

[Chick McGee]

Don't ever make that noise again. I can't make Houston, all their noise. If you make that noise.

[Josh Arnold]

No, yeah. Stop flying. Whistling that people can't hear. Houston, in the low there hat box.

[Tom Griswold]

We'Re watching a show.

[Chick McGee]

Breakdown, Nervous breakdown.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish a team of men in white in white scrubs come in and drag you off while you're. While you're just hel.

[Pat Godwin]

We're going viral.

[Jess Hooker]

And then they.

[Josh Arnold]

They inject you. They inject you with something. As they inject you. It's Houston.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy summer solstice, everyone. There you go. By special request.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm surprised that hasn't happened again.

[Chick McGee]

It kind of sort of has once or twice. Nothing at that level that screaming you hear is genuine.

[Jess Hooker]

You could hear it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, give me a second here. I just found that story about the hurricanes.

[Chick McGee]

What story?

[Josh Arnold]

About the names not being threatening enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

We believed you. We believed you.

[Chick McGee]

It was coming out of the.

[Tom Griswold]

A new study. A new study says that hurricanes with female names kill more people than male hurricanes because people consider them less risky and don't take the same precautions.

[Josh Arnold]

That is silly.

[Jess Hooker]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from the National Academy of Science.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not saying it's not legit, just silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Dr. Sharon Chavet.

[Josh Arnold]

Take this job and shove it.

[Tom Griswold]

I like to apologize.

[Chick McGee]

This all sounds legit.

[Tom Griswold]

From the University of Illinois. Authored the study. In judging the intensity of a storm, people appear to be applying their beliefs about how men and women behave. This makes a female named hurricane, especially one with a very feminine name such as Bell or Cindy, seemed gentler and less violent.

[Josh Arnold]

This has some agendas, Sharon.

[Chick McGee]

Shove it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Of the 47 most damaging hurricanes, the female named hurricanes produced an average of 45 deaths compared to 27 for the male named storms.

[Josh Arnold]

Not interested in your thesis about weather sexism.

[Tom Griswold]

This is fascinating.

[Chick McGee]

Fascinating? Again with you and the fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, they got. They got to get them. They got to give them stronger names. That's all I'm saying.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they don't have anything to do.

[Chick McGee]

With their names either.

[Josh Arnold]

Why isn't there a chance like the female named hurricanes were just stronger and hit other areas?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they've studied it. They see people aren't preparing as much.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I don't buy it.

[Tom Griswold]

If they named it Hurricane, I'm going to whoop your ass. So people are going to.

[Chick McGee]

Conceivably you could hear a conversation. Well, the tornado's coming. Hang on. What. What name is it? Leonard. Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

We better pack up. Oh, but Hurricane Loretta. Oh, I'm gonna stay here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Tiffany, I'll stay here.

[Jess Hooker]

But what if you applied this to the office. And you think like. Like, say that we have a boss named John, and what if we had a boss named Karen? Would you feel more threatened by Karen or by John?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd be annoyed by both. I have a real problem with authority. No. Yeah. I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, but a hurricane, though, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but they have shown statistically that people that live in these areas when they hear the name of the hurricane.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just. I just don't trust this lady because she's a woman. Well, that's 90% of the reason.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't this just demonstrating exactly what she said? Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think she's a doctor. I don't think this article is legit.

[Tom Griswold]

How about hurricane syphilis? You want to go that route?

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds rough.

[Tom Griswold]

Hurricane polio, you know, somebody threatening your health, Hurricane RFK Jr. That sort of thing.

[Chick McGee]

We have a Lorena Bobbitt and John Bobbitt joke.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Evidently, when Lorena threw it out of her car, it actually landed on the windshield of the pickup truck that was behind her.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Two rednecks were in the pickup. The male member hit the windshield and slid off into the field. One redneck says to the other, man, did you see the size of the pecker on that bug?

[Pat Godwin]

That's pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and one more. What's the difference between John Bobbit and Lorena Bobbit? Lorraine is crazy. John just nuts.

[Pat Godwin]

Both are very.

[Tom Griswold]

Both classic.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

And a pecker on that bug.

[Chick McGee]

Look at the pecker on that bug.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. If you get a chance, watch the show on YouTube. By the way, we've got lots and lots of subscribers, and you could be one of them. Just check it [e-mail] for all the information on the Bob and Tom YouTube channel right now. This portion of the Bob and Tom show, brought to you by our friends at Java House. The official coffee of the Bob and Tom show and the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. I just finished my second Liquid Science Arctic freeze hydration drink, and it doesn't take up a lot of space because it comes in this little tiny pod. You add some water to it, and voila, you are ready to go. Same thing is true of the coffee, the tea, lattes, et cetera, et cetera. And that also includes energy drinks, by the way. So you get these little pods that are a little bigger than a Keurig pod. You don't have to put them in a. Some kind of thingamajig. You just take them and add water. And we also found they are great on ice cream. Java House. Check it out for yourself. Get started with Java House by going to Javahouse.com use the promo code Bob and Tom to knock 25% off your first order. They've also got a special thing going on right now. Look for that tab@java house.com about a special demonstration at your office. Once again, 25% off Javahouse.com use the promo code Bobandom. One big long word, no spaces in it. Javahouse.com the promo code Bob and Tom 25% off your order. Find out about coffee, tea, latte, energy drinks, hydration drinks, et cetera from Java House. We are about to return and we'll do that when we get back. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk it's Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm reading about these hurricanes over here.

[Chick McGee]

I know you are. This is fascinating hair brain scheme. It's not fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a fascinating story that they, they think they should give.

[Chick McGee]

It's bunk.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they say people are not. Not if, if the names of the hurricanes are too mild sounding they're not paying attention. What would you think about Hurricane Harold? See to me that sounds like a stuntman, like a guy who tries watch Hurricane Harold.

[Chick McGee]

No, like, like a thrill driver.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Hurricane Harold takes an Oldsmobile 442 and drives it over a canyon.

[Chick McGee]

That's Hurricane Harold.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it weird that I had an Uncle Harold and an Uncle Harold? Like that they had. They were two different. They were brothers.

[Tom Griswold]

But it would be weird if they were brothers.

[Jess Hooker]

They were brothers.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's official.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Yeah, yeah. Same mom, same dad. Harold and Harry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That is odd.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be weird if you knew how hairy your uncle was because of some odd.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't counter.

[Chick McGee]

I think Lance Stevenson, NBA player, has a brother named Lance. But Lance Stevenson is L, L, A, N, C, E, the NBA player and his brother's L, A, N, T, Z. Oh wow. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

This is before legal marijuana. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move forward. Here we have Ms. Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee right over there at the SILAC Insurance news desk. And real quick, one more time to the sports page. I'm sorry, the. The NBA. The season is finally over. And for. You know, I was really pissed over the weekend when I saw an article in the Athletic where the headline was, if the Pacers win, it'll be. They'll be the worst team ever to win the NBA championship. They earned their way there. Those were all great games. These guys from New York can't stand it if the Knicks and the LA Lakers aren't playing.

[Chick McGee]

Oklahoma City Thunder when last night. Their first NBA championship since moving to Oklahoma City. And Shea Gilgeous Alexander, the MVP of the season, got MVP of the playoffs. Tyrese Halliburton, injured in the first quarter with a what looks like a torn Achilles tendon, which means. Could be out next year as well. The entire season.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's this whole Rodney Dangerfield no respect thing. And you were saying that they've already. You can already bet on next season's outcome.

[Chick McGee]

And the Thunder are the favorites and the Pacers are like, in number 20 slot for the next. And everybody else is before them as far as.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Pacers are so deep. They did great. And if you look at those games.

[Chick McGee]

They had a great game.

[Tom Griswold]

Almost any one of those games with maybe one could have gone the other way without Halliburton.

[Chick McGee]

They did.

[Tom Griswold]

They did fine. Yes. Anyway. A great team. Great fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And I hope a lot of people were watching. I know that around here, a lot of people. Well, of course, Josh, they didn't. They didn't. Weren't shooting a puck and putting it in the net and drinking Molson. But for those that were Americans.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty dumb analysis.

[Tom Griswold]

No, No. I think it's astute, really. It's time to go back to the news desk. Have we missed anything?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. This ties in. A recent survey reveals what are the biggest drains on America's energy reserves.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean like oil?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Video games?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no. The Talker research poll of 2,000 people conducted on behalf of Zero Zip Fizz found that one in three people said they felt drained before the day even starts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I'm drained. I can't start.

[Jess Hooker]

So before you. Even before you even get out of bed, you're already tired. How about that? Let's see. The average American starts to fade at 11:54am so before. Before lunch. Have you ever skipped lunch to take a nap?

[Josh Arnold]

Nap oh, no, I never have.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, we.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't need the joke.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I mean, he. Like, here. Like.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I didn't even. I wasn't going to say anything. You. You could have stopped that question. Skip.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever skipped lunch? Stopped right there.

[Josh Arnold]

People are skipping lunch.

[Chick McGee]

What kind of lunatic.

[Jess Hooker]

Dull interactions and even duller weather and worries over finances were among the most common drains.

[Tom Griswold]

I. The dull weather really gets to me.

[Chick McGee]

Dull interactions get to me. No. Tom, tell us what you did this weekend. Huh?

[Jess Hooker]

I just heard about the opposite of. What is it called? The. When in the winter when people get the blues. It's sad. What does that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Seasonal effectiveness disorder.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, that seems a little foreign to me.

[Jess Hooker]

But that. That.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but I think they should have called it jump.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, juxtaposing.

[Jess Hooker]

But that. There's one for the summer, too, where people get really irritable because they hate being hot and they hate the muggy weather and it just. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we got a name for everything.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Everyone. Everyone can't stand everything. They're so sick of it. So people start fading at 11:54.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what it says. Other very minor social energy suckers were dealing with office gossip.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that gets people going.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that drains me. It really does.

[Tom Griswold]

You're one. It says 6% of people are bothered by that.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you hate it?

[Chick McGee]

It drains me. It drains me trying to find out the office. Go.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so exhausting going from cubicle to cubicle.

[Chick McGee]

What have you heard? What have you heard? How about you? What have you heard?

[Pat Godwin]

You know who feels drained today?

[Tom Griswold]

That. Josh.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, what's this? Gospel over tired.

[Chick McGee]

Now?

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, you seem to have an issue with. With people being drained. What's. Are you just of the impre. Hey, suck it up and work?

[Tom Griswold]

Or what are you just this culture of whiners?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There is a ton of whining.

[Tom Griswold]

I get to get up and work. I should get everything for free.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, is this directed at me at all? Because last week or maybe earlier this week, I said I'm constantly talking. Hired because of the hours that we were.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

You in effect, said that everything wrong with your life was my fault.

[Josh Arnold]

That is not what I said.

[Tom Griswold]

And I.

[Jess Hooker]

Isn't that what it is?

[Tom Griswold]

In many ways, I was. I was proud of myself.

[Josh Arnold]

Not at all what I said or even inferred. I don't feel.

[Tom Griswold]

The most important thing I said was that I know they're doing all these weird things with taxes now. Like it's going to be. I guess if you get tips, they don't get tax.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So my proposal is very simple. And any money made prior to 10am should be tax free.

[Jess Hooker]

I think that's fair.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wouldn't that be great?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it would help teachers.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just. Just as arbitrary. Why not? People would get up early. Wait a minute. They listen to the show. It makes sense to me.

[Jess Hooker]

Another one is these are minor social energy suckers being subjected to overly personal conversations with co workers.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I guess it can be tiring to listen to somebody talk about their kids or something.

[Chick McGee]

Complaining about things, trying to sell a house.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.4% of the people surveyed complained about that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Colleagues showing you something on their phone.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here, come look at this.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You were just doing that. That doesn't bother me.

[Jess Hooker]

It depends on what it is, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Guess, and who it is and all that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The woman singing in the dachshund looking at the.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. How can you not love that?

[Jess Hooker]

No, but don't you think that's like the equivalent of like somebody showing you something that they think is funny is like them telling you about a dream they had? Like, this means something to you. It really means nothing to anyone else.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, wait, have you seen the one of the woman? Yeah. Trust me, you'll never be able to unsee it. That's all I'm saying. You can't unhear us. Well, I guess you can, but please don't. We will keep coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this remains the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show. Sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer podcast inside the opening 45 seconds. What a goal.

[Chick McGee]

With that cannon of a laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

A butt.

[Chick McGee]

I'll leave it at 1.

[Tom Griswold]

Never miss a game.

[Jess Hooker]

What a start for the United States.

[Chick McGee]

Shot for distance.

[Tom Griswold]

What a goal. Never miss a moment.

[Pat Godwin]

Exquisite. From the San Diego.

[Chick McGee]

Can he finish? Yes, he can. The U.S. soccer Podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.