The BOB & TOM Show - June 23. 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – June 23, 2026 Episode Summary

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show finds the full cast back in the O’Reilly Auto Parts Studios after Tom Griswold returns from vacation. The crew dives into a classic mix of comedy, observational rants, travel stories, playful bickering, and a deep dive on uniquely American travel, food, sports, and pop culture. Highlights include Tom’s misadventure with alligators in South Carolina, travel gripes, a running gag about unpleasant odors on airplanes, stadium food, pinball law changes, pinball nostalgia, and a spirited taste test of alternative “bacons.” Lighthearted, irreverent, and occasionally edgy as ever, the show is loaded with rapid-fire banter, listener mail, and 70s/80s pop culture callbacks.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Tom’s Vacation Recap and Alligator Encounters

• Tom returns from a trip to South Carolina, immediately launching into a comic song about everyone being ‘pissed’ at him. (00:32)
• Shares a travel story about being warned by his Uber driver about alligators in South Carolina (“Careful walking around at night…” — 04:49).
• Describes watching a man accidentally catch an alligator on his fishing line, and the emergence of two massive gators surfacing “like submarines” (05:42).
• Panel comedy: What should a fisherman do when they hook a gator? Josh recommends cutting the line; Tom and others riff on Southern fishing etiquette and safety.
• Tom is “terrified of alligators” and details biking by pond drainpipes with lurking ‘mama gator’ (07:02).
• Christy: “Did you send a picture of you in front of an alligator warning sign?” Tom: “There are signs everywhere… ‘Beware of alligators.’” (07:04)

2. Travel Grievances and Airplane Etiquette

• Tom’s ritualistic griping about the disruption to his chair, headphones, and studio equipment upon his return.
• Rant about the impenetrability of airport PA announcements and thick accents (“As soon as one starts talking, the next one starts talking at the next gate” — 07:48).
• Flight apps aren’t always in sync with real-time gate changes, causing traveler confusion (08:57).
• Panel discusses disappointment with airline boarding order, disembarkment mayhem (“People in the back rushing the aisle… it’s the Clampett family in the aisle!” — 19:52).
• Bathroom inadequacies at Midway Airport, and broader commentary on airport design flaws (20:03).

3. Observational Humor & Social Commentary

• Jokes about uniformity and “identical” news anchors across cities (11:23).
• Tom’s complaint: “Every town you drive into, it’s a new set of lawyer billboards!” (10:55)
• Conversation about restaurant butter, salt, sugar options and Christy’s purse contents (39:01).
• Extended riff on the etiquette and social meaning of clean vs. messy cars—how some CEOs judge potential hires by the state of their car (48:47).

Notable Quotes:

• Chick to Tom about travel complaints: “People are the worst.” (19:19)
• Tom: “I don't like the descriptions to be too anatomically correct” (103:10, on food labeling)

4. Airplane and Passenger Behavior & Smelly Travel Stories

• Tom details being stuck next to a passenger with “the stench of a guy who rolled in a pit full of elephant diarrhea” who proceeds to remove his shoes (“It was unbelievable.” — 12:20).
• Panelist riff: Is it better to have ‘elephant diarrhea’ scent or foot odor?
• Josh and Christy: “Plenty of white Americans stink, by the way,” continuing the smell stereotypes humor thread (14:12).
• Christy: “Is there any better feeling than moving seats when the plane is fully loaded?” (12:34)
• Ongoing banter about cleanliness, personal space, and “Passive-Aggressive” maneuvers to signal disapproval.

5. Listener Mailbag, Pop Culture & Music Nostalgia

• Listener stories about parenting, “Toy Story 5” reviews (“My youngest kid's favorite character was Jimmy Dean, he's a pig” — 24:25), confusion about different Toy Story installments, and musical memories.
• Panel laughs about classic misheard lyrics (“You are my candy whore…” — 27:37).
• Discussion about Ron Dante (voice of The Archies, “Sugar Sugar”) joining the Happy Together Tour. Parenthetical: “Betty played tambourine. Hot Dog didn’t talk!” (30:12)
• Extended call-and-response about classic TV, “Sea Hunt,” and the educational impact of ‘seeing adventure outside the suburbs.’

6. Food and Stadium Eats Segment

• Review of World Cup stadium foods, highlighting options such as $75 Fancy AF Tots (jalapeño, caviar cream), $40 five-pound empanada, ribeye tacos, Twinkie cheeseburger (a burger with a Texas Twinkie on top), and Vancouver short rib poutine (78:03).
• Lively debate about novelty stadium foods vs. traditional hot dogs, the merits of topping burgers with other entrées, and what constitutes “soccer-themed” foods.

Notable Moment:

• Tom: “When I first heard Texas Twinkie, it sounds like a pejorative description… she's cream-filled with half the guys on the team.” (82:00)

7. In-Studio Taste Test: Bacon Alternatives (Carrot Bacon, Beef Bacon, Banana Peel “Bacon”)

• Jess Hooker presents beef bacon, carrot bacon, and a “mystery” vegan bacon (banana peel). Tom and Christy prefer the carrot version to beef bacon; consensus: pork bacon is king (97:28–103:00).
• Memorable disgust at the banana peel: “My mouth tastes like a parakeet just took a dump in it.” (100:27)

8. Pinball Legalization & Nostalgia

• South Carolina finally legalizes pinball for those under 18 after nearly 70 years. Laughter about “status offenses” connected to old gambling laws (91:03).
• Panel recalls favorite pinball machines, pinball bars, and the regret of selling show pinball machines (“Resale on Simpsons pinball is now insane!” — 93:29).

9. Sports: NBA Trades, World Cup, Unique Athlete Names

• Jeff Oskay gamely tries to pronounce a series of Greek, eastern European, and African trade names for the Bucks/Miami Heat blockbuster NBA trade (75:41), drawing laughter from all.
• Soccer legends update: Leo Messi and Kylian Mbappé set new World Cup records; panel riffs on soccer fan behavior.
• NBA: Mavericks hire Dusty May as new coach. Tom mocks the challenge of unpronounceable player names, suggesting Christy or Oskay read the news for laughs (58:31–76:41).

10. Movie & TV Sidebars, Cartoons & Sequels

• Banter about Godzilla holding the all-time movie sequel record (130:13), with Bond, Saw, Halloween, Star Trek, Rocky, and Harry Potter as runners up.
• Harry Potter TV reboot with John Lithgow as Dumbledore jokes (“He’s just as smart as everyone else… No, he’s dumb, dumb, dumb, Dumbledore!” — 132:53).
• Extended callback to “Sea Hunt,” paddington musical news, and other old TV references.

11. Physical Comedy: Studio Chatter, Bathroom Mishaps, Show Interruptions

• Chair malfunctions, sniffles, Chick to Tom: “You’ve got wand shift, gizmos, and the canter adjustment! Call the chair company…” (47:22)
• On-air bathroom standoff, “He left so much mud in the toilet, I was looking for a catfish!” (154:36)
• Running gags about the perils of “the men’s light” going out, chaos after the carpets are cleaned, and Tom’s aversion to saltless high-end restaurants.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Tom Griswold (complaining about the world): “I like to complain about the minor things in the world because the major things are all so messed up that there’s no reason to even complain about it.” (39:02)
• Chick McGee: “A living stereotype...I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s the food they eat…” (13:35)
• Christy Lee (on airline tray tables following a viral video): “People can be dirtier than dogs!” (146:14)
• Jess Hooker (on vegan bacon): “It's a banana peel.” Panel: “My mouth tastes like a parakeet just took a dump in it!” (100:14–100:30)
• Josh Arnold (riffing on stadium food names): “I had the Fancy AF tots and a nice DTF Budweiser.” (78:53)
• Chick on old TV nostalgia: “Shows like Sea Hunt were really cool… Johnny Quest, the Jetsons, they helped kids realize there’s adventure out there!” (69:13)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Tom’s musical “Pissed at Me” opener: 00:32–02:11
• Alligator vacation & travel stories: 04:49–07:14
• Airport/airplane etiquette rants: 07:48–20:00
• Odor on planes & stereotype jokes: 12:20–14:29
• Listener mail & Toy Story banter: 24:07–30:40
• Pinball legalization news & nostalgia: 91:03–94:41
• Stadium/World Cup foods review: 77:56–83:10
• In-studio “Bacon” taste test: 97:28–103:44
• NBA trades & sports names fun: 75:17–77:41
• “Sea Hunt”/classic TV riff: 65:00–72:20
• Paddington/Broadway & movie chatter: 111:17–113:40
• Tesla-in-the-pool story & car jokes: 155:43–157:25

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Tone & Style

The show remains gleefully chaotic, sarcastic, and rapid-fire, blending classic observational comedy, self-deprecation, and playful jabs. While some jokes flirt with the edge, the majority of the humor is rooted in relatable, everyday frustrations or universal pop culture experiences. Banter between Tom, Chick, Christy, Josh, and the supporting cast is brisk, interspersed with callback gags, and meta-references to running show tropes.

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Episode Takeaway

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a quintessential blend of travel humor, pop culture rants, and culinary and sports curiosity, wrapped up in loving nostalgia for TV, movies, and misfit Americana. Whether it’s airline PA systems, pinball machines, empanadas, or carrot bacon, the cast revels in sharing oddball news, fielding mailbag laughs, and keeping the conversation moving at a fun, frantic pace.

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Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show. Hi, this is Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

God knows I'm.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess I can be difficult and maybe a little demanding. Sure, some might say tyrannical, but I don't get it. I try to be a nice guy, but it seems. Everybody's pissed at me. My friends are pissed. My partner's pissed. My mother's pissed. My lawyer's pissed. My waiter's pissed. My dog is pissed. Everybody's pissed at me. My baker's pissed.

[Chick McGee]

My family's pissed.

[Tom Griswold]

My plumbers pissed. My fish are pissed. My barber's pissed.

[Chick McGee]

My brother's pissed.

[Tom Griswold]

It is very plain to see Everybody's pissed at. Everybody's pissed at me.

[Chick McGee]

Some, you are an evil bastard. We're all pissed at you today.

[Tom Griswold]

I am sick of all your bitching. Here's a check. Go away.

[Josh Arnold]

Your boss is pissed.

[Tom Griswold]

Your kids are pissed. Your neighbors pissed.

[Josh Arnold]

Your sister's pissed.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll bet even God is. Everybody's pissed at me. When I wrote my pissed off list, I'm sure there's someone that I missed and that will probably make them piss. It is very plain to see Everybody's pissed at me. I think we can all agree Everybody's pissed at me. Very justifiably. Everybody's pissed. And your friends are pissed. Your partners pissed.

[Chick McGee]

Your mother's pissed.

[Tom Griswold]

Your lawyers pissed.

[Chick McGee]

Your waiters pissed.

[Tom Griswold]

Your dog is pissed. Everybody's pissed at me.

[Chick McGee]

Hello from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Here we come. Stand back. We take large steps. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the News Dance.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Z. Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. And he's back. He's rested. He's in a wonderful mood. He's ready to go out and make it a great day. Here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody move my stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Did somebody move your microphone on?

[Tom Griswold]

But no. Well, that's part of the reason I can't do anything.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're always not working.

[Chick McGee]

You're way in the back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's not on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's because that was osava.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

They fit with that. My chair's all screwed up. My headphones are full of dippity do.

[Pat Godwin]

I wonder who that was.

[Tom Griswold]

Took me 10 minutes to get my chair back to where it was supposed.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something. Deputy DO Has a fine product.

[Christy Lee]

The chair thing. We all had that. They had the carpets cleaned while we were gone.

[Chick McGee]

There was mayhem yesterday. I don't know what you would have done. The men's light was out in the men's room.

[Christy Lee]

None of us had our chairs. We don't have our little things to make our chairs move. So we can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

It was Armageddon, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I hate that.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, when you get in your car, and this is why I hate loaning

[Christy Lee]

my car to anybody, and people mess with this.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you see, you're making fun, but you do hate it. And you are irritated that everything's been moved.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. My headphones were over there. They're so.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

They're all greasy. My microphone was in the wrong place.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't believe that. The headphones are greasy.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe the microphone.

[Tom Griswold]

I walked in, I knew my headphones were there. Supposed to be in the drawer over here.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we had somebody sitting there.

[Tom Griswold]

They smell of beard oil.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? A. Just a hint of a hint of gay and something else.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Call him gay.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got grinder set up on my computer. What happened while I was gone? Well, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

What happened while you were gone? Did you have a good time?

[Tom Griswold]

I did have a great. A great time.

[Chick McGee]

A little shopping, a little relaxing, new clothes, you know. Did you sit on a veranda?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you gotta sit on a veranda.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I did, as a matter of fact.

[Chick McGee]

Nice. You got it. You can't go to Charleston without sitting on a veranda.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A couple of weird things happen.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not quite lanai country there, is it? No, you got to go a little farther south for the lanais.

[Christy Lee]

It's porch country.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but.

[Chick McGee]

So front porch country.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I got there. I got there fairly late on Friday, and the Uber guy starts talking to me and he. I'm in south. I flew to South Carolina, and I'm kind of out in the country at this place. And the guy goes, yeah, you know, you gotta be careful walking around at night because of all the alligators.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. You don't want to walk near the bushes in this place where you're going. I go, really?

[Chick McGee]

He's not. He did not show up at the chamber of commerce meeting.

[Tom Griswold]

So the next day, I rented a bike. So I'm riding my bicycle and I. And I'm on kind of a.

[Josh Arnold]

It's sort of like a golf cart

[Tom Griswold]

path without the golf carts. And it's going down this lane, and there's a bunch of ponds, and there's a guy fishing right on the dock and as I went on the way back and noticed he's. He's got a really long fishing rod and it's really bent over and he's fighting it. And I'm thinking, well, this guy's got an interesting thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I. So I stop, right. And I realize he's got an alligator on the line. And then two gigantic alligators surface. And the funny thing about alligator. It's just like in the movies. It's like that submarine surfacing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You see the two eyes and the snout and they're thrown around.

[Chick McGee]

You can't. Josh, you're the. The fisherman. You can't land an alligator canyon, bring him on shore. I mean, what would.

[Josh Arnold]

That I would go ahead and cut the line.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was what I was trying to figure out was.

[Christy Lee]

Did you talk to the guy?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Poor bastard. He's just trying to fish.

[Jeff Oskay]

And here.

[Audience Member/Caller]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I left them alone. I. I guess you just cut the line. But wouldn't that get wrap around the gators? I'm. Couldn't that. I don't know. I'm not sure what the rules are.

[Christy Lee]

So we don't know what happened to him. We don't know if he brought him in. And then.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the next day I was. I went by a different pond. It's a little tiny pond that I look. And I was so showing Kathy. Oh, Kelly, look. Oh, there's a. There's a little gator there. And then I noticed in the. In the. In the drain pipe, there was a gigantic alligator. Oh, must have been mama alligator. So anyway, then the guy goes, yeah, you know, if you walk too near the bushes, they. They take out dogs all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And I am terrified of alligators.

[Chick McGee]

Did you send a picture of you in front of an alligator warning sign?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's. There are signs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They say, there you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Say, look.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Were you near the ocean?

[Tom Griswold]

Not too far.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, that's. I'm on.

[Chick McGee]

What do you got there? What do you got there? The Atlantic.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you dealing with?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, you got your Charleston. The. The Atlantic. Yeah, the little signs there. Beware of alligators. This is.

[Chick McGee]

How long does it take me to get the Titanic wreck from Charleston, South Carolina? I don't want to hear talk. That's negative talk. How long does it take?

[Tom Griswold]

You're going way north. What kind of boat we talking about?

[Chick McGee]

Just a little. A little.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we sailing?

[Chick McGee]

Aluminum boat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, an alumacraft.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the old lady wants to see it.

[Tom Griswold]

I Love those Alumacrafts. Now, I got a complaint about travel in America. Well, no, it's not just one tsa. Wonderful. I appreciate it very much. No, no, I just think the airlines is. And I love flying. It was great. Everything was wonderful. But when you're waiting for a flight, we're still using ancient technology with regard to the PA system. You can never hear what they're saying. And as soon as one starts talking, the next one starts talking at the next gate. And apparently they choose the people based on their. The thickness of their accent. Okay, I have some announcements to make. Can you get Yoshi up here from Shanghai?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that was Air India.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how.

[Josh Arnold]

First of all, Yoshi's been working there for 35 years. I'm just saying this person to complain.

[Chick McGee]

He was born in Kunarski.

[Tom Griswold]

We have all these screens up there. If you're going to do a gate change, it doesn't help to have flights just saying. Other than that, everything was fine.

[Chick McGee]

I have problems with accents, and I just can't make. Can't make it out.

[Christy Lee]

You cannot follow the app on the airline that'll tell you before the gate even changes on the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I tried that once. It almost missed the plane. They're not that up to speed.

[Chick McGee]

I tried that once and did not check the board. And I was relying on my app. And the lady. After the plane had left, the lady told me two things. I had been paging you for 15 minutes and, yeah, the app's usually behind.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thanks. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

I was in the Detroit airport one time and sitting there looking at the sign the entire time. And they had changed gates, but this. And I said. And then she goes, well, we. We made the announcement. I said, look behind you. And it had the wrong. You know, I was in the right place. Just say the technology. That's the one thing that really could improve.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't it worth it, though, for you to tell her, look behind you? And you were. Yes, it was very correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Made her feel like a fool. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm just. Don't. You know, they're. They're all. They're simultaneous. You can't tell who they're talking to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. You're right.

[Chick McGee]

And there's some. I know how.

[Josh Arnold]

Why am I not.

[Chick McGee]

Have you. I'm not going to say who it is. It's a bank. I'm not going to. I'll chase the number down later. Yeah, but there's an accent you're dealing with. Hello, Tacky. And I. My name is Mike and I met.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Would you like to. It's. I can't understand him. Yes. I'm old and awful. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

On the other hand, I had some of the most enthusiastic great flight attendants I've ever encountered. I have a. A great appreciation of the flight attendants.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you like it when they flirt a little bit?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they flirt with you, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, every now and then, Men and women. You better be flirting with me all day.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, I've just crossed the streams.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

It used to be when you traveled.

[Chick McGee]

Make me feel.

[Tom Griswold]

This is another thing. When you're traveling. Used to be when you'd go to another. Any other town. Any town, usa, you turn the TV on and the news crews look exactly the same. You know what I'm saying? The news people. It's like. It's like a. There's a certain. You can kind of count on a certain sort of.

[Christy Lee]

But that's not the case anymore, huh? You don't like that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, that's the same. But what's. Now what's different about every town you go to is a different set of lawyer billboards.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, and. And same with tv. Every commercial is for a plaintiff's lawyer. But every town you get to as you drive in. Oh, there's Johnson Johnson. And became. And Attorneys at Law came in's a good man. Every.

[Chick McGee]

He got me.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just unbelievable. Every billboard. My God.

[Chick McGee]

You have noticed that the ABC and the NBC and the CBS anchors on the news are identical. Identical, yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Same age, dark hair, same age.

[Tom Griswold]

But my man David always likes to wear. He likes to go out in the field so he can put on a black T shirt and show his muscles.

[Chick McGee]

I like him because his last name's Muir.

[Christy Lee]

Is he a little demure?

[Chick McGee]

David Muir or demure?

[Audience Member/Caller]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then he wants me. I. I can tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you like it when people live up to the stereotype?

[Chick McGee]

You know, I understand that there might be a part of you that would be disappointed if you're expecting a stereotype. I get that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going to say what stereotype it is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I swear to God.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a feeling we'll be able to guess.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy sitting next to me apparently rolled into a pit full of elephant diarrhea.

[Chick McGee]

No, I honestly, seriously.

[Tom Griswold]

Stench.

[Chick McGee]

There was an odor.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. It was unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

It's been a long time since I bumped into that.

[Christy Lee]

Me too. Couldn't you move seats no, mid.

[Tom Griswold]

It was really unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

Is there any better feeling, though, when the flight attendant comes back and goes, okay, we're fully loaded. You can go ahead and pick your seat. It's like Armageddon. I am. I'm. I'm doing two or three seats at a time.

[Tom Griswold]

This was. Oh, it doesn't know that commercial we were talking about a couple weeks ago where the guy's listening to a stereo and the wind is blowing back. That's how strong I turned my fan on.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you just aim it right at him?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this will be good. What else did you do to passively aggressive? To tell him he stunk.

[Tom Griswold]

And then to top it off, I am not kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Took his shoes off.

[Tom Griswold]

Took his shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Did that help or hurt the odor?

[Tom Griswold]

That is a fair question. Yes. What's worth.

[Josh Arnold]

What's worse?

[Tom Griswold]

The smell of elephant diarrhea or his foot odor?

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Unbelievable. And I was at the window seat, which.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you couldn't get out. You couldn't be.

[Tom Griswold]

I always try to get the aisle right anyway. But yeah, a living.

[Christy Lee]

Living a better travel.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, a living stereotype. I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's the food they eat.

[Pat Godwin]

Listeners, we don't know what you're trying to say.

[Josh Arnold]

Plug in whatever ethnicity you like into. Boy, they sure smell bad. Stereotypes.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't know what it is. It might be the food they eat.

[Tom Griswold]

Shouldn't you be driving an Uber?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, again, these little hints. We're getting breadcrumbs, but I think we've. But there is no tried and true they stink stereotype.

[Christy Lee]

No, there is not.

[Josh Arnold]

There is not plenty of white Americans

[Tom Griswold]

who read, by the way, real bad. You can uncheck that box. We'll move forward from there. Maybe he'd been traveling a long distance. This was the last leg on the BO Tour.

[Chick McGee]

BO Plenty. Remember him?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that was a very weak era of Dick Tracy, I believe. Well, thanks for joining us. I'll try to get my seat in the right place. Is my mic working properly so I can get my complaints?

[Chick McGee]

Well, actually, it's kind of broken. It's still on right now.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Zillow.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts of service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Lou. All right. I'm Chick McGee and hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. It's great to be back. Took a little vacation day. Good traveling. Getting ready for a little more traveling.

[Chick McGee]

Get your toes in the sand.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't get any toes in the sand. Riding bicycle.

[Chick McGee]

I don't see you being a flip flop guy, even on the beach. No flip flops.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not a big beach guy, but yeah, this time. A couple travel pointers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh. Some tips.

[Christy Lee]

I love this.

[Chick McGee]

I think because all of your travel goes very incredibly smoothly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they went fine. I appreciate the great pilots and everyone working for the airlines. Did a great job. It's the passengers that I've got a problem with. I think we need to redo the

[Chick McGee]

people are the worst.

[Tom Griswold]

When you guys were in school, I don't know if they still do it. We used to do fire drills.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember how the fire drill.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you talked during a fire drill. Well, you're no longer with us.

[Christy Lee]

You were in big trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hartwood would have killed you. There were rules and there were ways you can. Someone held the door. It was all planned out.

[Josh Arnold]

They were very orderly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. People can't get off an airplane anymore.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a way to do it, what do you mean?

[Josh Arnold]

I agree. It has gotten, it's mayhem.

[Tom Griswold]

The people in the back of the plane are suddenly rushing the aisle and you're not going to get anywhere because I've got to get my overhead. It's just instead of being orderly and it's unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

They have a connection to make and they're paranoid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no. We had the Clampett family trying to clog the aisle. I mean, it was ridiculous. Then I flew through, I flew through Midway. I'd like to suggest maybe the airline invest in some toilets. Have you been there?

[Christy Lee]

I fly there a lot. Because your daughters live in Chicago, you're

[Tom Griswold]

in an airport and they have, they have a bathroom with two toilets.

[Chick McGee]

Well, two toilets. No waiting. How many?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, there was plenty of waiting.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome to being a girl. Yeah, that's always waiting.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, come on. Can't they, can't they figure that out? I'm just saying there's a couple of basic things.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I thought the last time I was there, they were trying to upgrade

[Tom Griswold]

their toilets, but they need to explain to people how to get off an airplane.

[Josh Arnold]

Planes should not have one door like that. The side should open like Deloreans and then everybody could get out of the stairs.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes in the Bahamas or in those warmer countries, they'll put stairs on both the front and the back.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember the little people?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

The airplane that they came in, the whole sides would come.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I do love.

[Chick McGee]

They open all the doors on the plane when they land and you can choose an exit.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that would, that'd be total mayhem.

[Chick McGee]

Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

The clampets want to get out the back and then.

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to. I'm finding a solution. You're trying. I'm helping.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I think it's the clamp.

[Chick McGee]

It's over.

[Tom Griswold]

But the problem, I, I, it didn't happen this flight. But I love it when you fly certain places and it's the old fashioned plane exit where you go down the stairway.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you love that? And as soon as I get to the top of the stairway, I wave like I'm the Beatles landing. What was it called? An Idle Wild.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's, that's always.

[Josh Arnold]

I do the Nixon.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you give him the hello.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the peace sign. Double peace sign.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Patty G. Yes, sir? How's the dry bar thing going?

[Pat Godwin]

Going pretty good, thanks to you and your continued support.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Pat Godwin's special is on the dry bar website app, et cetera, et cetera. How do you, if I want to watch that tonight. What do I do?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you go to the app or the. The website and you put in pet. God. When. All in caps. No, no spaces. You get a free month.

[Chick McGee]

Now, pat is not some odd spelling, is it? No, just P A T. No, that's odd.

[Pat Godwin]

It's P O, T. But you pronounce it pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Very odd. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

No, don't do that.

[Pat Godwin]

Confused people.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I do need someone that is a fisherman in. In the south to tell me what you're supposed to do when you get a gator on the line. Like I saw the guy with the. With the alligator.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh, answer me this. Do the hooks degrade after a while? Now the new hooks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, really quickly.

[Pat Godwin]

Quickly.

[Josh Arnold]

That'll be out of that. Gators. That.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That thing won't.

[Christy Lee]

It won't hurt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I was just concerned that the. The. What is it? The monofilament might wrap around the.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know, since the one end is. Is. Is clipped. I don't think it will, but I. I get your concern. I don't like doing that either, but you kind of have to. It's better for everybody. Better for the gator and better for the person to just up that line. But hopefully somebody who's experienced that can answer and then.

[Tom Griswold]

And to repeat myself, the Lester, the guy that drove me to the hotel who said, as someone pointed out, apparently he hadn't talked to the chamber of commerce.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Be careful. Walk into your rooms. The gators like to. Like to hang in the bushes at night watching.

[Chick McGee]

Hang in the bushes and they'll get

[Tom Griswold]

out of the water at night.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm terrified, trying to make as much noise as I can with my suitcase, looking out for. Watching my ankles for gators coming out of the. Coming out of the bushes. But yeah, I would like to know if a fisherman knows what the. What's going on with that. Now it's on time for us to check in with the world of your letters, emails. We've got plenty of them. And you can reach us, Bob and Tom, @bobandtom.com Would you like to start, Mr. McGee?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, a top show. Love you guys. Been listening for 25 years. Just wanted to let Tom know. My kids took me for Father's Day to see Toy Story 5 and it was my favorite since the second Toy Story. He says my youngest kid's favorite character was Jimmy Dean.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, he's a pig.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you guys keep up the great work.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I can't Wait to see it. I'm waiting. My kids are going to be home from camp, so we're going to go see it either Friday or Saturday.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's getting great reviews.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Josh loved it, didn't you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I liked it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

And Toy Story 2 is my favorite.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Of all of them.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I can't remember them.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if. I don't know which ones are two.

[Tom Griswold]

Toy Story 2, that's the one that has the guy that looked kind of like Josh used to look.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, Al's Toy Barn.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Sorry about that, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I think it's not meant in any derogatory way.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I feel like I'm in an

[Chick McGee]

odd now with Christie saying, sorry about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Nicely done.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm in an odd ping pong match where I look at her, Christie, she's like, well, that's. That's just awful. No, no, it's like that.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Now.

[Josh Arnold]

Meanwhile, me, the subject.

[Chick McGee]

Let's not. Let's not talk about how horrible it was. I think

[Tom Griswold]

certain people look more handsome as they age.

[Josh Arnold]

Guys have that luxury.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they do.

[Josh Arnold]

Some women do too, of course.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think my wife Kelly is more beautiful than she was.

[Josh Arnold]

But you'll often hear women complain about how guys get better looking in, like a joking man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Like, not fair.

[Chick McGee]

Now, coveting.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. This is. Oh, I see. This is a letter for people that play connections.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you were gonna say canasta.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Why? What's wrong with me?

[Tom Griswold]

Says Tom. You were not present for Monday's show, so there was no comment. Monday's conn. Specifically, the purple category. Oh, I know, exactly. It's not spilling any beans to reveal. Okay, I. I have it here. This was the game connections you have to. The purple one is the hardest category.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but the purple one kind of. If you get the other three, purple just happens.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got it. I got it first.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the answers were Bangkok, boomer, popsicle and powder.

[Christy Lee]

Bangkok, boomer, popsicle and powder.

[Tom Griswold]

And the connection is just the beginning syllable. Bang, boom, pop, pow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they do that kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're doing that too. But anyway, the. The description was. It was described as starting with explosive onomatopoeia.

[Josh Arnold]

Onomatopoeia on a monopia. It's spelled poea, but it's pia.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. And that means words that what, sound like what they mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Like splat. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Slap. Then this. This is. Evan from Wichita writes, is that anything like explosive Diarrhea.

[Chick McGee]

That guy wants to be on the show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, congratulations, Evan. I appreciate your letter. And for those that are playing Connections, that was an easy one. Now you got another one over there.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob. And top show. You guys were playing this on Monday's show. Tom might have missed it. That's right. And Josh brought up. I added to the song. I yelled, what did I do?

[Josh Arnold]

You are my candy whore.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

And I. I remember. I mean, that happened 12 years ago and I still laugh.

[Chick McGee]

And this is from Johnny. He says the comment for the big chunkster. I do believe I thought about renaming myself the Chunkster there for a minute. Archie song Sugar Sugar. You guys mentioned on Monday show. The augmentation, the change of the lyrics. It's been stuck in my head. I've just been screaming all day. Thank you. Thank you very much, Johnny.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm glad he wrote that because a parenthetical to that, you know the name of the guy that actually sang that song.

[Chick McGee]

Ron Dante.

[Tom Griswold]

Ron Dante is currently touring with the Happy Together tour.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, who's in that? Who's in that, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Ron Dante was. Also did vocals for the Turtles and on that tour, the Gary Puckett.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The Trogs.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is. It's always a great show.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Anybody else?

[Christy Lee]

Drugs? The Wild Thing song?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Among.

[Tom Griswold]

Among many others.

[Christy Lee]

Many others. Name two.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they did a incredible cover of My Way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that was the Sex Pistol before the Sex Pistols. Yeah, they sort.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they did I want to

[Chick McGee]

do it My Way. The Trogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they did. What was the other one they did?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Are Flo and Eddie both gone?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're both deceased.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever see Trog with Joan Crawford?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No, but I wanted to. Isn't that like a little ogre?

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's like a caveman is looking.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And Joan Crawford's in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Gary Puckett. Remember Gary Puckett in the Union Gap?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Young girl, get out of my car.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Nope, that I'm gonna. That's not rock. Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Audience Member/Caller]

That is.

[Tom Griswold]

So once again, the Happy Together tour of the. The aforementioned Ronda. Oh, and the association.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

What? Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Enter the Young. Great song. Enter the Young.

[Chick McGee]

Not only learned to think.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me check your id, honey.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you have this memorized already?

[Christy Lee]

There's only one original Trog member touring.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's only one original 90 of these bands.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Next up we have Trog. And after that, Archie and The monkey.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody pointed out yesterday on the show that Hot dog, as I said, did not play tambourine. He was the conductor. And Betty played Taylor.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, she did.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, in the Archie.

[Chick McGee]

In the Archie.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm assuming Hot Dog didn't speak, per se.

[Chick McGee]

He did not. No. I don't even actually remember him barking, now that I think about it. He was very well behaved. Very good boy. He was a good boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. One more for the mailbag. Oh, here we go. This is from Sarah in Wisconsin. She says you guys were talking about clean cars and lingering bad odors.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, these are bad things, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

On a first date, you don't want a messy car. We talked about that yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Just throw those. Throw that trash in the back seat.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You put it anywhere.

[Chick McGee]

But first of all, thank you for being in the States. This is really great. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Messiest car I've ever seen.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna wear flip flops on this.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotta be comedians.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Tim Wilson.

[Tom Griswold]

Tim Wilson.

[Pat Godwin]

Tim.

[Tom Griswold]

Tim Wilson's car looked like a dumpster on wheels. Let's see now.

[Chick McGee]

He was too busy doing other stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Sarah writes, went fishing last fall. When we were done, we left everything in the trunk. Came winter, it was cold. Didn't think about it as things warmed up. Something smelled bad. It was our batch of minnows. Oh, mushy minnows. They'd been sitting in water all winter. Oh, man, it's gonna stink.

[Chick McGee]

That's a bad.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you get. How do you get rid of that? Now we'll have more of your letters. What's coming up in the world of sports?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we got, of course, the World cup rolls on. Blockbuster trade in the NBA. That is finally happening. For those of you Milwaukee Bucks fans who can't wait for Giannis to come back on the court for your Bucks. Not so fast, my friends. And let's see. The Dallas Mavericks have named a new head coach.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the story about Giannis that may have more unpronounceable names than any sports story I've ever seen.

[Chick McGee]

Kasparis. Yakis. Nish.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds good. Burrado. Nick 2.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. Whatever that was. It sounds.

[Chick McGee]

I like this one guy, Kalel Ware. That sounds like. Are you tired of trying to scrub a pan? Well, you need Kalel Ware. Look at that top to right under the washing machine. Kale.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, that reminds me. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have pans that you're not allowed to put in the dishwasher?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir, I sure do.

[Chick McGee]

Who. Who makes that? Who says you can't put them in the dishwasher?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'll tell you what.

[Josh Arnold]

Company.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and it does make a difference.

[Christy Lee]

It does make a difference, I believe.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I don't mean to, but it does.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I have pans that don't.

[Chick McGee]

So you like to put all. Everything in the dishwasher is what I'm hearing. Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

There are some where that coating will

[Christy Lee]

degrade, and then everything sticks, and you're like, ah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

And you get a new one.

[Pat Godwin]

One.

[Jess Hooker]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so they're not. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just asking. I thought I was the only one that I miss wondering if that's fake it.

[Josh Arnold]

I know from experience that it's not.

[Chick McGee]

Look what he. What he does in his brain. I don't like it. Therefore, it must be.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I was skeptical, washed them and went, oh, nope. I should have listened.

[Christy Lee]

I'm with Josh. I did that with my cute little small pan. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I got those pans, and they're named

[Christy Lee]

after that actor, Stanley Tucci.

[Tom Griswold]

Stanley Tucci. They're great, but you can't wash them in the dishwasher. Stanley, come on over to my house

[Josh Arnold]

and do the dishes.

[Chick McGee]

Have you got the Meryl Streep colander set? Those are great. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I open it up and I go, hey, who put this ceramic bowl in here? It was Meryl Streep calendar. That's how good she is.

[Chick McGee]

She's very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Play any role.

[Chick McGee]

Anything.

[Pat Godwin]

It accenture me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it does.

[Chick McGee]

Where were we?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know. Coming up in the news, we have some exciting stuff going on out in the world today. But I did want to mention we have some stories, sort of side stories, about the World cup and the food that foreigners are enjoying that we take. We take. We take for granted. All of the. All of the. No, there are a lot of foreign folks.

[Chick McGee]

Foreigners here.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't use the word foreigner now.

[Chick McGee]

Is that, I don't know, pejorative? I don't know. It doesn't sound like you should.

[Josh Arnold]

We call them differently skinned.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Audience Member/Caller]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com hey there.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Paula Pan. I help people make the smartest money decisions possible. If you don't control your money, it controls you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not in control of your finances and you have to look outside of yourself to live the life that you want.

[Christy Lee]

You're not in control.

[Tom Griswold]

You're like, like, what is it that you actually want? Money should follow the dreams and goals because sometimes we make the dream and goal the money. And you've overworked yourself and you've exceeded

[Josh Arnold]

what you've needed for the actual thing you want. Sometimes we forget, like, what's the actual thing you want?

[Christy Lee]

Afford anything. Follow and listen on your favorite platform shows.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Looks like a, like a, like something's going on over there. You got your pen out, you're making a note signing stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. And can I tell people what you're doing?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Good God, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I didn't see. I. I should be grateful or.

[Chick McGee]

Let's just say he almost had the whole Kleenex box in his nose. Augering in, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that you like to do it bareback by just shoving your fingers in your nose. I was.

[Chick McGee]

There's nothing. Blowing my nose with a little house cleaning.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's fine. No. Once again, I'm back from a little bit of a little weekend trip, has had a great time in beautiful South Carolina.

[Chick McGee]

You did not cause any sort of incidents this time with this trip like, you know, most often do.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no.

[Chick McGee]

The TSA incident of Philadelphia.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that was. I had a great time.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, the list is long.

[Tom Griswold]

I would like to require my fellow airline passengers to bathe. That would be nice.

[Chick McGee]

Where do you stand on matching, let's just say, clothes, but specifically sweatsuits. I saw that guy a couple.

[Tom Griswold]

The black sweater. I thought I was back in the mid-80s. The black sweatsuit. You know me and chains.

[Chick McGee]

Me and mother are flying to New York City for the weekend and we're wearing matching Fila tracksuits.

[Josh Arnold]

Cute. I. I don't. It doesn't. I.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I didn't. I've never done that. And I think I. At some point I want to try it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Why not?

[Chick McGee]

It probably is going to be some weird stranger I'm going to go with.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just matching a couple things I'd like as a country. Could we decide shoes or no shoes? We. Could we make that.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean? Shoes or no shoes on the plane?

[Tom Griswold]

Tsa.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a. They make you take your shoes off.

[Tom Griswold]

It just depends what airport you're in.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Yeah. What? I like to complain about the minor things in the world because the major things are all so messed up that there's no reason to even complain about it. Have you noticed that the nicer the restaurant you go to, the less likely it is to have salt and pepper on the table. And if you order coffee, all they have now is, well, we have the raw sugar and the regular sugar and then whatever earth hugging, tree hugging crap.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, like Stevia, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. They don't right now. What happened to my. Where's my Splenda? Where's my equal? I'm not bringing a briefcase into lunch, so I Can have salt and. And Splenda or Ibe.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you women in their purses. I bet 80% of women have the pink and the blue and all this.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

In there in their purse.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why, but it's like the nicer the place and I don't

[Chick McGee]

think it has anything to do with the nicer.

[Tom Griswold]

I do. There's a. No, there's no salt. I think the chefs get all. Well, my food doesn't need. I've. I've seasoned it the way I like it. Well, hey, look, cram it, Earl. I want to have salt on my steak.

[Christy Lee]

We eat.

[Tom Griswold]

Please.

[Christy Lee]

I know. I know it's hard for you to stoop to our.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm in a hotel with. You know, everything's right there. Yeah. No, it's. It's ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

Salt and pepper. I think started with COVID And sure, maybe just never didn't come back for some reason.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, if I were to go to Denny's, would they have the salt right there?

[Pat Godwin]

For sure.

[Chick McGee]

But you can. You can ask and they will bring you a salt. They'll bring you Sally and Pete.

[Tom Griswold]

I shouldn't have to. I've already annoyed them because I always insist now that I have a orange slice, not a lemon in my iced tea.

[Chick McGee]

You ignored him, but you hit the door, pal. Okay. I think you're pictures kitchens all over

[Tom Griswold]

across the country converting the world to that. So just. It bugs me that they don't have this. I carry my own, I guess. Didn't you used to carry Molly McMutter with you?

[Christy Lee]

I used to. I don't do that anymore. I use real butter now.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I ain't buying Support American Dairy and those great friends.

[Chick McGee]

I go through her purse, she'd have money.

[Christy Lee]

Go through my purses in the other room.

[Chick McGee]

How are we not going to go through her purse?

[Pat Godwin]

Let's go through her purse.

[Chick McGee]

We've got the. We've got the green light. Let's see what's in there.

[Christy Lee]

Have anything in there?

[Josh Arnold]

What if just the biggest dildo you've

[Chick McGee]

ever seen or just to forgot one

[Tom Griswold]

of those party prints.

[Chick McGee]

What do they call the extra large? Some kind of. It's like a steampunk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Saying you guys are gonna be so disappointed.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that some prankster slipped a Magnum condom in there. Andy sees it.

[Jeff Oskay]

What the.

[Chick McGee]

You pick up a person that's humming already.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Dear Bob and Tom show. We were talking about Archie the Sugar Sugar by the Archies yesterday. This is from Joseph. My first 45 was Sugar Sugar by the Archies. I cut it off the back of a sugar pop cereal box. Remember those? The records were on the back of the cereal box.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

I can't believe you forgot the Archie's follow up smash hit, Jingle Jangle.

[Tom Griswold]

Not aware of it.

[Christy Lee]

Not me.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I'm aware of the title. I don't remember the song, but here it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Sing me, sing me, sing me, sing me Sing me, baby.

[Chick McGee]

A whole new direction. Yeah,

[Jeff Oskay]

I like this.

[Josh Arnold]

I like rhyming Metro with Betsy. Is that Betty or Veronica?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, but yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes. Not much of a hit, that one.

[Christy Lee]

No, not Archie, that's for sure.

[Chick McGee]

Is it? I give that a 69. This is the socks. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it the famous story that the Monkeys turned down Sugar Sugar?

[Chick McGee]

Mike did, I think yeah, they did.

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't do it. And Nesmith wasn't became a huge hit.

[Christy Lee]

They had plenty of their own hits. Don't you beserk?

[Tom Griswold]

Not that they wrote.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and the Monkeys just fine.

[Christy Lee]

Monkeys did all right. Dude, you don't like the Monkeys?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Shockingly good, actually.

[Christy Lee]

They are very.

[Jess Hooker]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course they are. Their songs were written by

[Christy Lee]

Neil Diamond. Write their songs, Tom. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, great.

[Christy Lee]

The Archies didn't write Sugar Sugar. What?

[Tom Griswold]

The Archies were a band. It was.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you like to go back?

[Tom Griswold]

Dante had a bunch of session cats

[Chick McGee]

and Hot Dog is the one who's charting the whole thing. Come on, guys.

[Pat Godwin]

Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

As you know, I have trouble talking and thinking at the same time. So sometimes we come up with words because we can't think of the words. This is from Melissa in Lexington, Ohio. My husband and I were heading home and passed the gentleman fishing from a bridge. My husband commented he was brave since that was a pretty busy bridge on a state road. And then he also mentioned another bridge that was over. You know, the boat parking lot. Yes, that's a marina. Known as a marina.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I sympathize with your husband.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't that Lee Harvey Oswald's wife? Marina. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I think it is. Wasn't it something like that? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just trying to communicate to you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that certainly is correct. I never associated her with boating.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there. How could you not?

[Tom Griswold]

Her name's Marina, but I never made that connection. Whatever happened to his kids?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. Hopefully change their name.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you going to take your name when you get married? You're damn right I am.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't recommend Fishing off a bridge that doesn't seem. You catch one and. And pretty. I mean, it's.

[Pat Godwin]

You have a long way to go to bring her up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do the fish some favors and don't reel it up 40ft.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a bridge in the state road, so I assume it's pretty high off the water. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

He goes back to the other fish.

[Chick McGee]

I was flying. You're not tough. Fellas, fellas, you're not going to believe this.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard about those flying fish.

[Josh Arnold]

Guess what? You know how it doesn't kind of hurt normally? Well, this one hurt. Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

It went on for a really long time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Gravity and all of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, more mail. You can reach us, Bob and tomobandtom.com we have interesting things coming up in the world of both news and sports. And we'll get back to everything from here. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Audience Member/Caller]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on xobandtom or you can email us at Bob and tomobandtom.com

[Tom Griswold]

out legion all the way.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. The Bob and Tom Show. Hello. Hello. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a sitcom theme, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

This always reminds me of Undercover angel by Alan o'. Day.

[Tom Griswold]

That's unfortunate.

[Chick McGee]

Alan o' Day should be in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob took a.

[Chick McGee]

You're damn right he did.

[Tom Griswold]

Songwriting course from Mr. O'.

[Chick McGee]

Day. Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

He did.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Those who Can't, Teach.

[Tom Griswold]

He had a couple of hits.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. McGee and Tom, you were on vacay yesterday and we have the gentleman in question who sat in your chair yesterday. Would you like to say anything to Jeff? Oscar?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I can't because I'm sliding toward the floor.

[Chick McGee]

Floor.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what did you do to this chair?

[Jeff Oskay]

Sliding towards. I didn't. I did not touch the chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. We already

[Chick McGee]

know. None of us believe anything he's saying.

[Jeff Oskay]

Never touch.

[Chick McGee]

Don't forget that.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't touch Chick's chair. I don't touch.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there are all kinds of. There's like four different wands on this, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Remember there was. They cleaned the carpets or something, which is hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Would you do me a favor? Can we. Can we set this up? Can you call the chair company and use the word wands a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

You have wand shift gizmos?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you get the thing to stop slanting? Which one is that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't even know they slanted.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't either.

[Chick McGee]

It's canted. I don't think I had a mind to do it. All of our chairs are different, though,

[Josh Arnold]

you know, don't press down on the slanter. Push up on the canter.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I fixed it. Push up in the canter. Sounds like a sex move in a kibbutz.

[Josh Arnold]

We missed you

[Jeff Oskay]

in a.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's see now.

[Chick McGee]

Poopy face.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I missed the story about keeping your car clean.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it was about things to do on dates or something. Or not to do. First impressions.

[Chick McGee]

My. I get the. You love to go to the car wash, but you don't spend a lot of time cleaning inside.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. My car.

[Chick McGee]

Am I correct on that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, my car, spotless.

[Chick McGee]

I'm in the passenger seat.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I kept stuff in the passenger seat, but I keep it in little bins.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's lovely. You go to the Container Store, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I meant I love it. I love the containers.

[Chick McGee]

I know it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but my car is very clean. I vacuum it all the time.

[Christy Lee]

If you're struggling to get a date, a new survey says you might need to clean your car. A poll of 2000 by Talker Research on behalf of Turtle Wax said nearly three quarters believe the way someone takes care of their car reflects how well they take care of themselves.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, that explains this letter.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. A CEO friend of mine, during the final stages of interviews, would take his top candidates out for lunch. The catch was, at the last minute, he'd say, hey, can you drive? He wanted to see how clean they kept their car because he felt there was a direct correlation into how they would keep their accounts, their work area and their work ethic.

[Christy Lee]

Very interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

He's not wrong.

[Christy Lee]

He's not wrong.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, though, Somebody who's. I've heard, calculating like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard a lot of stories about CEOs like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hiring. Have you, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if I ask him a question and he says yes and looks down, I've got to fire him.

[Josh Arnold]

One I heard was the CEO took one of the interviewees out to lunch, and before the guy even tried his steak, he salted it. And the cei. The CEO. When I'm not hiring. That guy. Yeah, because he.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't taste it first.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Right.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a little bit. That's a little extreme. He wouldn't have hired me because I

[Josh Arnold]

would have put salt on it without even tasting it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, he wouldn't have. And that. That.com has since gone on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, of course. Oh, no, it doesn't mean that there. I know some folks that are extremely successful that have no business being successful. They were just morons that were. They were morons at the right time.

[Josh Arnold]

Some people do trip up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Peter. Print.

[Christy Lee]

You haven't had a job interview in a long time, have you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. Well, no, no, no. It's been forever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you.

[Christy Lee]

Good interview. Yeah, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess. I mean, I got the gig.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I was always a pretty good interview.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I'm not going to brag, but I won state for interview for DECA when I was in high school. Oh, yeah. I could fill out an.

[Pat Godwin]

You see yourself in five years, married to you.

[Christy Lee]

Distributive Education Clubs of America. They used to have a contest every year and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, But I mean, CEOs have their hiring. A lot of people's tough. Figuring out who's going to be decent at a job can be real tough. And this, in this case, the guy said, if they have a dirty car, I don't want them working for me. Just shows that I'm sure there are people that have messy cars that are great at what they do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there are probably some CEOs whose cars are filled, but it's because their brains are eccentric.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I heard a CEO talking about. And I totally agree with this. The guy said he would rather hire someone that worked in a restaurant that had experience. This is not. These jobs were not restaurant jobs. But he liked to hire people that at some point in their life had worked in a restaurant. And I totally agree with that.

[Chick McGee]

Because you have this affinity for people who worked in restaurants. Doctors and lawyers. You're weird like that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but if you've worked in a restaurant. I know you have, Jeff. You learn to work with all kinds of people. You don't care if they speak English. You don't care. You want them to show up, do their job.

[Jeff Oskay]

I used to do the hiring, and that was. I would do a little trick. I'd be like, hey, are you sober? And they'd be like, right now? And I'd be like, you're hired. You start in the kitchen tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me ask you this. Did you care if they spoke English? Because that was one of the main things that Tom Just mentioned.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

This guy was hard workers.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they care if their co workers speak English? That's high in your mind. No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

This guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You missed the point. This guy didn't care. You learned that you don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't care. What I'm saying is you care by

[Jeff Oskay]

saying, no, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

You're missing. That was like one of the first things you pointed out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was not, are you competent? Can you listen? Are you good at teamwork? It was, do the people around you speak English?

[Chick McGee]

Can you show up on time?

[Tom Griswold]

Then I misspoke. No, but I was. This guy. I'm not. This guy was saying that he liked hiring people that were. That had restaurant experience because they were used. They were used to working with people of all. Of all stripes, many of whom didn't speak English, etc. Etc. And he. And they were. They enjoyed working with them. That was his point.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and now he says they enjoyed suggesting you shouldn't enjoy working with somebody who's.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you're the guy that was sitting next to me in the plane where apparently the English word would be bathtub or shower. Welcome to America. Sorry, I had a very, very. See, when you say I totally set

[Josh Arnold]

him up to be a villain there. And he. And he did it. That's what I was going for.

[Chick McGee]

No, he takes right to him again.

[Tom Griswold]

But the point is, the CEO, I think that's a great trick. What if this. Okay. The story was from this letter. This guy is that he's hiring people and he says, hey, let's go to lunch. And he has them drive to see if their car is clean. Now, can you imagine if he got in the car and it had 40 open little mini gin bottles in the back?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, right there.

[Tom Griswold]

My next question is, is that legal?

[Chick McGee]

It's what? Legal? Open containers.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. If you were interviewing people, you just

[Jeff Oskay]

do the walk around where that's not what influenced you.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. The CEO was saying this in an interview. He wasn't there. It might be illegal to say, I'm not hiring you because your car is messy.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

But would it be.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just say, I found a better candidate.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. It was his right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it legal to say, hey, can you take me to lunch?

[Josh Arnold]

And well, but I'm also the guy. I think it's. You don't like the look of somebody. You can say, I'm not hiring you. And I don't mean based on.

[Pat Godwin]

That's your problem.

[Josh Arnold]

Race or anything. I just mean their hair is so you can't.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't hold up a paint chip.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't have. You can't have swatches.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Because it gets, you know, the shade of their.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But you can tell sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't think ever. You can.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

You can walk into being mater d at a super fancy restaurant, they should look at me and go, no, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, dress like that. Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Dress like that.

[Josh Arnold]

There are so many jobs. I shouldn't be qualified because of just how the. How I look and what sort of.

[Christy Lee]

If I put you in a tuxedo, you'd be perfect for the job.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but if you have a tattoo on your forehead with the name of your favorite metal band and Josh does

[Christy Lee]

not,

[Tom Griswold]

you're wearing a tux. It doesn't help.

[Jeff Oskay]

When I worked at that restaurant, I managed the back of the house, and I went to the owner one day, I was like, I would like to be a bartender. And he goes, no, you have more of a back of the house kind of look to you.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Right.

[Chick McGee]

And we need you in the back of the house. Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Although you handle it well back there.

[Tom Griswold]

Stay changed. That has absolutely changed.

[Josh Arnold]

It has.

[Tom Griswold]

These days, one of the places I go to, half the guys have beards like you. I don't know what I think to work there, you gotta have a beard like that.

[Chick McGee]

Does he ever hear himself when he

[Josh Arnold]

talks like you

[Chick McGee]

men have beards now?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, no. Jeffrey has a huge. Jeffrey looks like a young Santa Claus. I mean, that's a major beard. It's not like the beards that you and Josh have that are trimmed. And not being critical of it, I'm just saying.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

And it doesn't sound like we mentioned news anchors earlier. Jeff doesn't look like your typical news anchor.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you look like. Maybe you look like Gene shallot about a week before he dropped.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a funny joke. You don't. But that's a funny joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Just came to me. I had to spit it out. That'll happen on this show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I'm going to spit out something about simply safe. How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, you could be a news anchor, Joe. Thank you, Al jazeera.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Coming up from the world of sports, Giannis big news in a story that I love because it has at least five unpronounceable names in it. Should we have Christy do that one?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

It's Chick's job. He does sports.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what it be? I take it back. It would be funnier. We should have Oscar do it. He knows nothing about sports. These names, what's your real name? Is it like Ashkenazkovich?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well make him do that story. Okay. It'll make me happy.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the deals desk.

[Christy Lee]

Happy to be here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you hear what she said?

[Chick McGee]

Happy up here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff. Oh, man. You know, Tom, Pat has a little bit of a cold, a little sniffle.

[Christy Lee]

Do you?

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I need, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, summer cold is a different animal.

[Chick McGee]

Summer.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I was singing Summer Wind. What are you doing?

[Pat Godwin]

An old commercial.

[Chick McGee]

Evidently. That's an old commercial, and I am not aware of it. I would love to hear it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'd like. I'd love to hear it, too.

[Chick McGee]

That's Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There was a commercial for Contact cold medicine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I remember.

[Tom Griswold]

A summer cold is a different animal.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of rock ugly animal.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the thing. We need to go one. One more time, one special live show, and have Tom doing that guy as a lead singer for some song. I don't care what it is. Yeah, you need to do that voice. I want to see it. And crowd's gonna go crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

I asked this before, and someone did do this, and I forget who it was. I just thought it'd be really cool if a band like Fish. They're. They're famous for. They'll do someone else's album in the middle of one of their shows, which is so cool. I know. Famously, they did Little Feet Waiting for Columbus, which is amazing for those guys. But I think it'd be really funny if a band in the middle of a show did up some classic commercial for some. Whatever. Just be.

[Christy Lee]

And two people would get it, and

[Tom Griswold]

they'd be the cool hippie. Right. Me and Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like. I'd like to hear the Contact song because it sounds like it kind of rocks a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

I looked it up, and all I saw was Lloyd Bridges was the narrator for the Summer cold Contact commercial. But I don't. I can't listen.

[Pat Godwin]

You remember Contact? They're like these little beads.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They were inside a capsule.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tiny tons.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this in the commercial?

[Pat Godwin]

Break it open.

[Josh Arnold]

I was always fascinated by that.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the first one. That's. That was the commercial that taught us about time release.

[Josh Arnold]

As a little kid, I was always like, I want to get. Like they were appealing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe in the wrong ways.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes. That's the beauty of Madison. They can make you love stuff like, say, cigarettes.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, look.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, these are pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Richie Havens do a bunch of commercials like that because he had that. It seemed like I heard him on all the commercials. Or it was Haven sound alike. I'm not sure what it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, good question. I don't know. Richie Haven's famous from Woodstock.

[Josh Arnold]

Arguably the most underrated performer from Woodstock.

[Pat Godwin]

He's great. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that he was not even supposed to perform?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I had heard that he was only Supposed to perform once, not twice.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't he just at the side of the stage and they had to kill time.

[Chick McGee]

I heard he hit his right hand in the car door and he had to play the whole concert. Left hand. Do you hear that story?

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa. I didn't hear that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's because it didn't happen. That's why you didn't hear.

[Josh Arnold]

I heard that Hendrix. Hendrix. Guitar caught on fire on accident because somebody was using binoculars and the sun hit off of them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that can happen an hour.

[Tom Griswold]

Just.

[Josh Arnold]

The wild thing is I always like mentioning Hendrix.

[Chick McGee]

Wild thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I like mentioning this because it's so crazy to me that when Hendrix performed, there were, what, a hundred people there. Like, the festival was all but over and everybody had left. So if you saw Hendrix, you were like a holdout. And how awesome. Yeah. You can walk almost right up to the stage.

[Pat Godwin]

Didn't Credence go on, like, at 4:00am and there's, like, one guy awake and that was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but the movie's great. I highly recommend watching.

[Christy Lee]

I would not.

[Tom Griswold]

Any luck finding the summer cold jingle?

[Chick McGee]

I think it got scrubbed from the Internet.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. Must have been problematic in some way.

[Tom Griswold]

A summer cold is a different animal. So, anyways, Pat, you got a cold.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that helping?

[Pat Godwin]

No, not helping at all.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, you're not gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

I've noticed a lack of zingers this morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you listen to that gotti.

[Pat Godwin]

Smelly guy in the airplane story from India?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what happened to Pat, but he just didn't want to be there this morning. Did you hear him?

[Josh Arnold]

Because he's at a pain level nine and he has a cold.

[Chick McGee]

And he has a cold. He's hallucinating when he walked in the door. Stay home. You're okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We're already here.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm enjoying the show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do they still make zingers?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they do. The. The what I would consider the lesser.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Dolly Madison camp, right? Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If they didn't have Twinkies, but they had zingers. All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. I feel like they were more prevalent.

[Chick McGee]

No. Zingers, though, are always a second choice.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not bad.

[Christy Lee]

They're not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

They just were the second.

[Jeff Oskay]

They have a strawberry one or a red one?

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna say red raspberry. Oh, that wasn't it.

[Josh Arnold]

It is red.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a good zinger.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you had them, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom, did you hear about the zinger? Your mama so fat.

[Tom Griswold]

Fat.

[Chick McGee]

You know that zinger Ever hear that?

[Jeff Oskay]

How fat is she?

[Chick McGee]

She's sits around. She sits around.

[Josh Arnold]

Mama's so fat, it took nationwide three years to get on her side.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a zinger now.

[Josh Arnold]

Too many zingers for that, Mama.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, do you remember what television show Lloyd Bridges starred in?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my Lord.

[Christy Lee]

Just because I've been on the show for a very long time, it would be Sea Hunt.

[Tom Griswold]

Sea Hunt.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, was that capital C hyphen?

[Tom Griswold]

That was the porn version.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't see Hunt sound like a sex.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, in this case, you have to wonder if Lloyd Bridges ever pulled that joke off. Mr. Bridges, of course, Famous for, among other things, the father of Beau Bridges, of course, Jeff Bridges. And a great appearance in the movie. In the movie Airplane.

[Josh Arnold]

And Todd.

[Christy Lee]

Todd Bridges. He was adopted.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a dalliance. Wandered under the set of. Of Star Trek.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's

[Josh Arnold]

Nichols.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Michelle Nichols.

[Tom Griswold]

That or Julie. I didn't know which one.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. First episode for Sea Hunt, January 4, 1958.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I was not around.

[Chick McGee]

Final episode ever of Sea Hunt, September 23, 1961. Most a robust three years. Not. Not a bad run.

[Tom Griswold]

That's when I was a kid that was always on in reruns.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What were they hunting?

[Tom Griswold]

He was a question. He was. He was a scuba diver. And every. Every week there'd be some new adventure where they needed it. To me, it was. It just taught you about there's life beyond the suburbs there. There's adventure out there.

[Chick McGee]

He really applied a lot of importance to it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did he have, like, the big bell helmet, like scuba div?

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say there might have been a couple episodes where he had to employ that, but for the most part, it was using scuba tanks.

[Josh Arnold]

And there were always long strands of seaweed in, like. And what was clearly.

[Chick McGee]

See, we're not in the tank. We're not in the pool in the back lot, you know. This is season one, episode one, January 4, 1958. The pilot is still alive inside the sunken wreckage of a jet plane.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Episode two, Mike. That's Mike Nelson. Travels 1500 miles inland to a flooded mine where two men are trapped in a pocket. There's only enough air in his tank to rescue one of them at a time.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the music to see Hunt.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, was he always on the boat or was there a home base?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, he was at home. Great music.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here you go. Why was Sea Hunt canceled?

[Christy Lee]

Because it was down.

[Chick McGee]

It was terrible.

[Josh Arnold]

Because it was terrible. That's what it says right here.

[Tom Griswold]

What Doofus. Is it? What are you reading some jackass on

[Chick McGee]

you think I made it up? Yes, the hit adventure series Sea hunt canceled in 61 due to a dwindling first run syndication market and ongoing creative conflicts between the lead actor and the production team.

[Josh Arnold]

Lloyd Bridges. Hey, I'm tired of being wet.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I want to take it to land. I want to be the beach hunter.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to be Dirt Hunt.

[Pat Godwin]

Too big for his Bridges.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with Dirt Hunt?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe more lake stuff. Maybe more Caribbean where you can see

[Josh Arnold]

all I do is shiver.

[Christy Lee]

My skin's all pruning.

[Chick McGee]

My underwear is always wet. My ass is always itching.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think.

[Josh Arnold]

But the aircaster have to do this.

[Tom Griswold]

The average American doesn't. Wouldn't know about things like scuba tanks and that sort of thing back.

[Josh Arnold]

I can tell you this. Of course they do.

[Audience Member/Caller]

It would.

[Chick McGee]

It would have got to us. We would have been just fine as a country without Sea Hunt. Will you stop this? Just because you enjoy it, it doesn't mean it's an important event in world history.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't expect you to be able to look at anything. Anything from a perspective other than an ocean. Other than a. The child of a trailer.

[Josh Arnold]

But what are you doing there, young Tommy? You're watching Sea Hunt. Yes, Mommy.

[Chick McGee]

This teaches Americans about the importance of scuba. Did you know?

[Tom Griswold]

If it weren't for scuba. If it weren't for scuba.

[Chick McGee]

Self contained underwater breathing apparatus. I read that on Mike Nelson's forehead.

[Josh Arnold]

The future is now, Mama.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, Mama, are you having bridge? I want to look at Mrs. Patterson's drawers.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Patterson was my kindergarten teacher, you idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, I want to see her bikini spiders.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Patterson. Ms. Patterson was 6 to 98 pounds. She looked like. She looked like olive oil.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that what you imprinted on?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's the problem.

[Chick McGee]

Get an ass like a house cat. I never will.

[Tom Griswold]

I could recognize every teacher I ever had in elementary school. And probably most of the people in

[Chick McGee]

my class say that like it's an institute.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a gift.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a curse.

[Chick McGee]

It's a curse.

[Tom Griswold]

But shows like Sea Hunt were really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gee, I would have loved it as a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

The same way Johnny Quest was when you see that there's other worlds besides your little suburban life.

[Josh Arnold]

But wasn't that anime?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure, but they were. They were guys with airplanes and scuba

[Josh Arnold]

tanks for the Jetsons. We never would have known about the moon.

[Tom Griswold]

Johnny Quest.

[Chick McGee]

You'll never know about robot spiders unless you watch Johnny Quest. Sea Hunt. Despite having nearly 40 million weekly viewers and being the highest rated show on television, the economic landscape for first run syndicated programming shifted. Production companies found it more lucrative to pull highly successful shows off the first run market and put them into rerun packages. Made more money.

[Christy Lee]

That is interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. A similar thing is sort of happening right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, I've always wondered why shows like the Neighborhood and stuff like that, that aren't particularly good, but they. They have 10 seasons. The syndication money still must be somewhat decent. Yeah, yeah. You're two broke girls. You're that kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that in syndication?

[Josh Arnold]

It is, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that show is unfunny boy.

[Josh Arnold]

And it had a likable cast. It was. It really does. I like the people on it.

[Pat Godwin]

Except for the brunette. I didn't care for her.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Cat Denning.

[Tom Griswold]

She's doing. She's now on Tim's show. Tim Allen Show. But yeah, in any event, Sea Hut was real. That I thought it was exciting and fun.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure it was. Well, as a kid, you gotta love her.

[Chick McGee]

But that's not what you're saying.

[Christy Lee]

Do you watch it now?

[Chick McGee]

You're saying it was important in the world.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, America. It was important for kids to see things that are out there. It's important for kids to see shows and go, hey, wait a minute, like, I could be a jet pilot. I could. Could be. I could be.

[Chick McGee]

Every day you eat my heart out.

[Christy Lee]

Do you expose your young children to

[Tom Griswold]

shows like that, like Sea Hunt? Yeah, well, they. They get to see. The world's so different now. They get to see everything. They understand.

[Christy Lee]

Well, but then they would be able to relate to you.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to. You. You're forgetting there were three channels in black and white. I wasn't forgetting in the 60s.

[Chick McGee]

I wish I could forget.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm always amazed that, like Disney would put out nature films in the 50s and 60s. Like, you would go to the theater and you would see Jungle Time hour or whatever and just to be able to see a tiger. Like, we really are spoiled with this stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but we've talked about this before. Can you imagine in the 1800s, a circus comes to taunton and an elephant walks by.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you'd lose your mind.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What the.

[Jess Hooker]

What the.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of dog is that?

[Josh Arnold]

What do you feed that dog?

[Chick McGee]

No, that's George of the Jungle, Shep, my great big peanut loving doggy.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's why George of the Jungle was so important.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, because they showed that a man could live in shorts and swing from the trees.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, we often neglected to watch out for those trees.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, good point.

[Chick McGee]

Watch out for.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know, you know Weird Al

[Josh Arnold]

did a cover of the George of the Jungle theme?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he did?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Was it Whore of the Jungle?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it was. It was just George of the Jungle. He just did his own version. Pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

How many cartoon themes do you think you can sing? Do you know the King Kong song?

[Josh Arnold]

No, because I wasn't aware of that cartoon until you mentioned it. That was never in reruns when I was a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, great. Great theme song again. I'd love to see a major band. Can you imagine? The Doors came out. Jim Morrison goes in King Kong.

[Josh Arnold]

You know the name of King Kong.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be great. Now, what's coming up in sports? We're gonna. Mr. Oskay, read the Yanis story, please. Can we. Can we.

[Chick McGee]

You have spoken. That's what's happening.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It's going to be great.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never seen more difficult names to pronounce in my life. Also coming up, we have some World cup news. Just a puppet to some of the. Some of the treats that are being dished out to our foreign visitors who are going to check out the World cup games. And what have you got coming up in the world of news?

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee, we have an interesting pinball story. If you're a fan of Jaws, they're doing something really cool in Martha's Vineyard

[Josh Arnold]

and releasing actual great whites.

[Christy Lee]

Well, more.

[Tom Griswold]

There are plenty of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there are. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And would you go watch it? Experience on an airplane. We have an interesting experience with a dog on an airplane.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, Martha's Vineyard great white shark versus James Taylor.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'd watch that.

[Chick McGee]

Has a knife in his mouth and fights the white great white shark. What do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I bet James Taylor hold his own.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he'll get farther than. I mean, he plucks an eye out. He's got a. He's got a case there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hope you can join us here. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Josh, getting a big.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was a good one.

[Christy Lee]

Feels good, doesn't it?

[Audience Member/Caller]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pat. How you Doing?

[Christy Lee]

I'm all right.

[Chick McGee]

How's your cold?

[Pat Godwin]

It's not good.

[Chick McGee]

No? Getting worse? Nah, about Same, Same.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff. Oskar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Luke.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't. Try as I might, I can't find the jingle. A summer cold is a different animal. Animal.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I am disappointed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's not usually that stuff floating around YouTube, but I can't find it. If you get a copy, please, by all means, send it to me. We've been putting off doing sports, but there's a big story in the world of the NBA. And I'll tell you what, the names in this story are. Are really confusing. And Mr. Jeff Oscar sitting with us, and you're. When your relatives came over on the Mayflower, what was the name that they changed at Ellis Island?

[Jeff Oskay]

They came over in 1937. It was not the Mayflower. It was Asha House Ganache.

[Chick McGee]

We'll say that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And this. This news story has some that I think.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't even know how to pronounce the star's name in this.

[Chick McGee]

I always just say Giannis because it's Anton Kumpo, but yeah, it's like Cher. It's Giannis.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

The Milwaukee Bucks have traded Giannis at.

[Chick McGee]

That's him.

[Jeff Oskay]

To the Miami Heat. Giannis and Bobby Portis are headed to Miami for Wisconsin native Tyler hero. Jamie Jasquez Jr. Khalil Ware and Casperus Jack. Nailed it. Milwaukee also gets the number 13 selection that will be made in tonight. NBA draft along with a first round pick swap in 2030.

[Chick McGee]

Hasn't it been a long off season for the NBA? It's about time. It's tonight on ABC.

[Tom Griswold]

But that, that. Those. Those are some names.

[Chick McGee]

The Barkley center in Brooklyn. Everything's happening in New York. New York.

[Tom Griswold]

Casperus, Jucosaurus, whatever the. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Very well done, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He did a great job. You want to make fun of him? No.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I. I couldn't do it either.

[Chick McGee]

Leo Messi now has the World cup scoring record. 18 goals in his career, scored twice and two nothing. Victory over Austria has more hidden bungalows per capita in Austria than any other country. Messi scored in the 38th minute and again in stoppage time after missing a penalty kick in the ninth minute that happened yesterday in Dallas. And from France, Killian. Killian, Mbappe. Pop it. Pop it. Flip it. Squeeze it.

[Tom Griswold]

Twist it.

[Chick McGee]

Bop it. Pop it. Killian and Boppy of France scored two goals to reach 16 for his World cup career. Just behind Messi, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

He's so good. Hanson wrote a song about.

[Jess Hooker]

About him.

[Chick McGee]

You like by Hanson?

[Tom Griswold]

It's okay. I don't. I'll be okay if I don't ever hear it again.

[Josh Arnold]

But I wouldn't mind hearing it right now.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd rather hear the summer cold as a different animal jingle.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, something must have happened with that licensing or artist dispute.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like the Dallas Mavericks are hiring Dusty May of national champion Michigan to be head coach of the Mavericks. Coming up here. How about that? They won the Wolverines NCAA championship 69, 63 win over UConn in April. Oh, Michigan went 34 and 3 on the court last night. Dusty knows what he's doing. And World cup fans are being treated to a variety of foods at stadium concession stands this summer. Tom. Among the items, the fancy AF tots. Josh, would you care to admit what that stands for?

[Josh Arnold]

Fancy as f. And really, I'm gonna guess they're almost like tachos.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Does it say that on the menu? It's Fancy AF tots? Because that's what AF stands for. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised.

[Christy Lee]

Why? Yeah, why?

[Josh Arnold]

Because of what it.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody knows what it means.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but isn't that. I don't know, just little children, little bowl. I mean, would you.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they're good.

[Tom Griswold]

Our law firm. FNA Law.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I had the fancy AF tots and a nice DTF Budweiser.

[Chick McGee]

Have you watched that? Dtf? What is it? Dtf.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I haven't watched it.

[Chick McGee]

No, I haven't either.

[Pat Godwin]

It's very artsy.

[Chick McGee]

Fancy af tots at Miami Stadium. A 75 tray of three deep fried brown patties. Caviar cream. Ah, that's two chives. Three deep fried hash browns. It says 75. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

The caviar and such.

[Chick McGee]

The empanada mandial. A 40 empanada weighing in at five pounds. Also in Miami.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that meant to be shared?

[Tom Griswold]

What's. What is in an empanada?

[Christy Lee]

Whatever you want to put in it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like a pastry filled with meat and cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

It's also the same name.

[Josh Arnold]

To me, it's like a papusa.

[Chick McGee]

It's like they all look the same. They all eat the same food.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Smell.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Empanada.

[Chick McGee]

Next to me on the plane, Ribeye tacos.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm in.

[Chick McGee]

Here's an idea. That's eight bucks in Guadalajara. The 22 Guadalajara ribeye Guadalajara, Mexico or the World Cup.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of creature is that ribeye from?

[Josh Arnold]

How sick was this horse

[Christy Lee]

meat?

[Chick McGee]

Is at a premium.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of animals have ribs. The $22 a possum.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Now I think about it, a lot of people have ribs too.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you guys.

[Chick McGee]

What would you do if you ate unbelievable beef tacos and found out it was possum?

[Josh Arnold]

Possum.

[Chick McGee]

But it was just the best meat?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd be okay with it. That never happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Me too.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, if I found out it was person, well, I'd have some real what about dog?

[Christy Lee]

Because they're not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'd have qualms with that too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not.

[Chick McGee]

I honestly would not care if it was cat. I would like to do that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want any households.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I was convinced investigated pet to try the goat tacos. Amira told you this.

[Christy Lee]

You did not care.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they were terrible.

[Pat Godwin]

Terrible.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't know that I've had goat.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't had a goat.

[Pat Godwin]

I've had good Jamaican goat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, you know, you rave about it, but this must have been bad.

[Chick McGee]

A good goat will do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I love that joke.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that joke? A good goat will no touch your wiener or something.

[Tom Griswold]

What the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we get back to the food?

[Chick McGee]

A $22 Twinkie cheeseburger. Southern California's Twinkie cheeseburger. In fact, a burger topped with a Texas Twinkie.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, we poo pooed the donut hamburger and it was delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Not even close.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds exactly like what Tom would say.

[Tom Griswold]

What's a Texas Twinkie?

[Chick McGee]

You put it down here. You should have found out.

[Josh Arnold]

Got me.

[Chick McGee]

Dude, what are you doing? I don't know what a Texas Twinkie is.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a whore.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, she's a real Texas Twinkie.

[Tom Griswold]

She's cream filled with half the guys on the team.

[Chick McGee]

Did I detect a Texas accent? She's a whole.

[Josh Arnold]

It does. It sounds like something that would have been said in the Wild Bunch.

[Christy Lee]

A Texas Twinkie is an oversized bacon wrapped jalapeno pepper stuffed with a mixture of cream cheese and smoked beef brisket.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy, that sounds good.

[Chick McGee]

Is there anything better than a big perfect slice of brisket?

[Tom Griswold]

So wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Melts in your mouth.

[Christy Lee]

So wait a minute. What? So on top of a burger. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that pecan lodge Sounds like a separate dish on top of a cheese cheeseburger.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is.

[Christy Lee]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll just take a plain Texas Twinkie.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The hell

[Tom Griswold]

needs a cheeseburger?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't throw it on the floor.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

You get your Twinkie. Which is a. Give me that brisket, bacon wrapped brisket thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I do a lot of fat things. I'm not a big fan of the other entree on a burger. Like, you're even like fried eggs on a burger.

[Christy Lee]

What about onion rings on a burger?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Every now and again, maybe it's like having a.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes no sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but you see it everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Well, in that place in Pittsburgh that. That put coleslaw and french fries and meat all you had. Yeah, but it's just.

[Jess Hooker]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't eat it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's pretty good, but you can't.

[Chick McGee]

How do you get it in your mouth?

[Jeff Oskay]

You got. You got to work for it.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff can unhinge his jaw like a

[Tom Griswold]

boa constriction is the first part of this. This is. Involves smoking a bong full of your favorite reefer.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, do you think with a bong, do you think the weed goes down into the pipe, like, into the big long? You think you just stuff that doesn't get wet.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you light it?

[Chick McGee]

And finally, Vancouver short rib poutine. Oh, French fries loaded with beef gravy, pulled short rib and cheese curds.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds great.

[Chick McGee]

And a maple bacon smokey. That's smoked sausage topped with bacon, onion jam, and Canadian maple syrup.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, is there any other kind?

[Christy Lee]

Food?

[Chick McGee]

Man, oh, man, oh, man. And there's a lot of flavor in that. Christy, I don't know if you can.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question. None of this stuff seems to me to be soccer themed, per se.

[Josh Arnold]

No, these are stadium. These are prestige stadium food items.

[Chick McGee]

You want.

[Christy Lee]

What do you want?

[Chick McGee]

You want round food, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Like a soccer ball, Like a. Like a turf and toe or something, you know, like would be a steak and.

[Josh Arnold]

And a pig's foot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What other injuries do they have in soccer? They got the foot thing, the fake

[Pat Godwin]

thing where they fall down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The dog flopping.

[Tom Griswold]

They could have like, a flap flop jacks.

[Josh Arnold]

Floppy Joe's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like the floppy Joe. Maybe make it floppy Jose. To be true to the actual, actual sloppy ethnicity of the players. Oh, sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

I need a. People.

[Chick McGee]

People expect it now.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's. The food's more interesting than the games, frankly.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. And people who do like the games are lying.

[Josh Arnold]

We're. We all tend to be stadium traditionalists. Your hot dogs, your soft pretzels, your

[Tom Griswold]

nachos, and they're all I'm watching on the national news every night. They've got, you know, they'll show, you know, here's the team from whatever, Scotland drank all the beer in Boston. That's a. And then the, the great Norwegians going up the escalator backwards and rowing. I love that one.

[Chick McGee]

You don't even know anything about the Norwegians other than they row and that caught your imagination.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I like their fans. I like the Scottish guys, too. They're really cool. And then the Japanese folks that cleaned the stadium. Wow, that's amazing. We do the exact opposite. We go over there and trash it.

[Christy Lee]

Learn a lot from those people.

[Chick McGee]

We have Japan video. Real quick. I need to show you this of the. Have you ever seen a dog jealous of another dog? It's really wonderful. This is. You'll see what's going on here.

[Tom Griswold]

Two dogs.

[Chick McGee]

There's two dogs. One dog in the foreground is eating a hot dog at a ball game. And look at the dog behind him.

[Josh Arnold]

He's.

[Tom Griswold]

He's going, what?

[Pat Godwin]

What the hell?

[Chick McGee]

Right here.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's such a good boy. He, he's really patient.

[Chick McGee]

He's just waiting. Yeah, I'm sure they'll get to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Later.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Please tell me they did feed that dog some hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what a comedically in the video. They can't no off once cam. Once they cut. They had to.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Because how could you not?

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have more sporting news. We have.

[Chick McGee]

We don't have a world record. What happened? What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll get one for you. We do have a really cool thing with the movie Jaws coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is great movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Great movie. And this is really funny. And we have a Paddington update. Pinball news.

[Josh Arnold]

Paddington versus Jaws. Would you watch it? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't want to see.

[Chick McGee]

I think Paddington could hold it. He's probably like an X MI6 or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's interesting. I'm saying dead in 10 seconds.

[Chick McGee]

All you see is his little red hat.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, then you see a floating sandwich and then a marmalade sandwich. Another shark comes and eats that. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

He's got the organ and the. Oh, no, the guitar's not here.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. Can't play it yet.

[Chick McGee]

Bless your heart. There's. There's the one, the only Jeff Hosk.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought we were going to call Christy to. Oh, the Texas Twinkie. What is it? What's the Texas Twinkie again?

[Chick McGee]

Texas Twinkie.

[Christy Lee]

It was a hollow. It was a jalapeno stuffed pepper or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're serving the Texas Twinkie as part of the.

[Chick McGee]

I say Twinkie. You can't use the word Twinkie unless it's a Twinkie, because you hear Twinkie and you're ready for a Twinkie and

[Christy Lee]

you think it's sugary and sweet and fun.

[Chick McGee]

This is a sponge cake.

[Christy Lee]

And yes, it's a jalapeno stuffed with a mixture of cream cheese, shredded cheese, smoked brisket wrapped in bacon.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds so great.

[Christy Lee]

Then smokes are baked until crispy and usually glazed with barbecue sauce.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, can you name this movie? Tell them about the Twinkie.

[Chick McGee]

No, I can't either.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'm surprised you can. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell them about the Twinkie. What about the Twinkie?

[Chick McGee]

What about the Twinkie?

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Does it sound familiar at all?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Ghostbusters.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's a Twinkie the size of the Empire State Building or something, right? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

About the Twinkie.

[Chick McGee]

Negative energy. The negative energy, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So this must be called a Texas Twinkie because it's cream filled. Is that the. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Cream cheese. Yeah. Spicy.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And probably bigger. Everything's bigger in Texas.

[Christy Lee]

And it's got beef brisket in it,

[Josh Arnold]

so you don't mess with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Again, when I first heard Texas Twinkie, it sounds like a pejorative description of a.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I think it's absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

Actually, Twinkie is a young cis, kind of a boy in the sexual world.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's not just a twink.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's a twink. Oh, no, not a Twinkie.

[Josh Arnold]

But I think. I think Texas Twinkie could also be kind of a compliment. Like Dolly. Well, this. She. She was a. In this movie, actually. Dolly Parton.

[Chick McGee]

Did I give it away?

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, in the Biggest Little Whorehouse in Texas, who did Dolly Part Play? Did you guys like that movie?

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember it much.

[Josh Arnold]

It's one of my mom's favorite movies, and it was so. It was on once a week.

[Chick McGee]

I feel so Bad for her.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't. She loved it.

[Chick McGee]

She loved it. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

But to hear my mom just constantly say house.

[Chick McGee]

Did that have any. Did that have any hit songs? Didn't they bring nine to Five back and put it in there?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I work at the.

[Pat Godwin]

Bunch of stuff in there.

[Chick McGee]

Nine to Five at the house.

[Josh Arnold]

Her boobs in that movie are just insane.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. So there are a lot of boobs. I've never.

[Christy Lee]

You have not seen Dolly Parton.

[Josh Arnold]

But her whatever she's wearing, she doesn't expose.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure that she doesn't. She's not topless.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But my gosh, remember, that was the first time I heard the joke of. What do you call Belly Parton in a bathtub? Islands in a street. Because her boobs.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, back to the sports page.

[Josh Arnold]

We have. We have a guy who doesn't look.

[Chick McGee]

Care for boobs over.

[Pat Godwin]

Got a Twinkie over here.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think you're doing? Over.

[Tom Griswold]

Twink.

[Josh Arnold]

We got a Michigan Twink.

[Chick McGee]

That's what he is. Oh, and the College World Series. Oklahoma won their first national championship since 1994. So congratulations to the Sooners.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

And they are always on time, if not early. The Oklahoma Sooners.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you forgot.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. No word.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing for OU Wherever you go, whatever you do, always OU Be a good sport.

[Christy Lee]

Kristy, for the first time in nearly 70 years, young people will be able to play pinball in the state of South Carolina.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a gosh darn travesty.

[Christy Lee]

Governor Henry McMaster signed the new law.

[Chick McGee]

I can put a pinball machine over my dead body.

[Christy Lee]

Remove the arcade game.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite movie is Four Foot Loose.

[Chick McGee]

Those folks had it right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kids, horny, dancing, doing the Texas Twinkie, whipping it out right there in the gym.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think this has anything to do with South Carolina and the airplane bottle thing? That used to be. That's the only way you could get liquor. It wasn't any.

[Tom Griswold]

Every state has its own weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This sounds like it had to be connected to the.

[Tom Griswold]

There were a couple. I remember years ago in Utah, if you'd go into a bar. What was it again? They.

[Christy Lee]

You'd have to buy a membership.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you'd have to buy a membership. And they only had the little tiny airplane bottles.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

In South Carolina they had like huge cases that they kept the airplane bottles in in bars. And you. A shot was an airplane.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that. Was that because the person that made the bottles.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

It was like a governor who didn't get a correct pour on a drink?

[Chick McGee]

Somebody's brother or something. I don't believe that.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I'd heard.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a good story. Even if it is apocalypse.

[Christy Lee]

I like that story.

[Chick McGee]

I'm taking this to the state, so.

[Tom Griswold]

But pinball was illegal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Governor Henry McMaster signed the new law that removed the arcade game from the list of so called status offenses outlawed by or for anyone under the age of 18. Game had been banned for minors in 1959 due to the association with gambling.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my gosh. It had gotten out of hand. People were betting on pinball.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, wow. What's to me was ironic, if you will, is that the number of teenagers that want to play pinball has been reduced because they're too busy gambling on their phones with BetMG.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Do you guys all love pinball?

[Christy Lee]

Love it.

[Josh Arnold]

I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

We used to have two pinballs don't keep.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

We're keep saying that.

[Christy Lee]

We would have bought those from you.

[Pat Godwin]

They were great.

[Chick McGee]

It'd be in the right now. You told me.

[Josh Arnold]

But I mean, wasn't one of Simpsons.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I think the resale on that is insane. So you got a nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I got rid of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if I had it here. You think I can't get a hold of Jason now during the breaks, there was a. There was a pinball machine back there.

[Pat Godwin]

One time he had to go to the bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick, you and I went to a pinball bar.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we did.

[Josh Arnold]

And I remember watching you and you, you stepped up to a machine and you go, elvira, pinball. We meet again.

[Chick McGee]

I have my favorite machine, Bally Fireball. Oh, that's a good pinball.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's the. What's the car one? The need for speed or there was a Top Gun maybe, I'm not sure.

[Josh Arnold]

And there was an actual little car in the thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. It had like a ramp. The bulb would go up. But what's the comedy club that has all the pinball machines in the lobby

[Josh Arnold]

that we played the Toledo Funny part?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

We got to go in early and just play pinball for free.

[Josh Arnold]

I could. I love that because I could bomb hard on stage and then go hide in the pinball machines

[Jeff Oskay]

I was opening for you. So I would bomb hard on stage and I would go play pinball while you. While you killed.

[Josh Arnold]

So you killed too.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, pinball legal, South Carolina.

[Chick McGee]

Good for them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very nice, Very nice. Now, coming up. What have you got, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

We have Paddington in the news for you, we have Jaws, the movie in the news in a very cool way. We have Bees on the Highway.

[Pat Godwin]

Can't sing it. Don't have a guitar.

[Christy Lee]

That's not a keyboard.

[Pat Godwin]

You wanted me to sing at Acapulco.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that with a Mexican accent?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, I insist.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds good to me. Well, thank you very much, Pat. Right now I want to say that the folks at Brick House Nutrition, they're doctors.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding me?

[Josh Arnold]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick McGee. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Osk and Jess Hooker also here. Say hello.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold again doing the Rockettes. I didn't know you were nice. Nice. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Can you smell. Is your smell working?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's overpowering.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you smell what the Hooker is cooking?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I. It looks like I've got a plate of bacon in front of me.

[Jess Hooker]

You do you have three varieties of bacon.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What's what?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I know you can guess which one is the beef bacon.

[Christy Lee]

We're starting on the left.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have a plate.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't? Oh, here, I must have yours. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

This is outrageous.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a beef bacon and then carrot bacon.

[Chick McGee]

Carrot bacon.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And then mystery outrage and mystery bacon.

[Jess Hooker]

Mystery bacon, vegan mystery bacon that I found a recipe for last night when I was doing some research.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. The one in the middle is a long, skinny. I assume this is the carrot.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, that does look like the carrot.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is. Tell me how you made this.

[Jess Hooker]

This. This is a marinade of tear, not teriyaki, soy sauce, maple syrup, a little bit of liquid smoke, smoked paprika. It would be very good just with marinated carrots. Just if you chunked up carrots. It doesn't really need to be served in a bacon form, but you guys can give it a chance.

[Tom Griswold]

So there's no meat in this?

[Jess Hooker]

There's no meat in that.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think, Tom?

[Jess Hooker]

None at all. And I cooked it in the air fryer. That was the best way. They said to get a little bit of a crisp on the edge.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fantastic.

[Christy Lee]

It's really good.

[Jess Hooker]

It's okay. Yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

it'd be great with.

[Chick McGee]

But you like kale chips, too, don't you? Something like that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's really good, though.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's. It's. The marinade is good.

[Christy Lee]

It's fine, though.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it is a lot. So if you were vegan and you really wanted some bacon, this might scratch

[Chick McGee]

your itch, but you conserve this like you said, and not make. Not necessarily say it's bacon.

[Jess Hooker]

Right, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Flavorful.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's very good.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Do you guys want to try the beef bacon next?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Is that the darker or less lighter?

[Jess Hooker]

That's one the lighter. The one that really looks like traditional bacon.

[Josh Arnold]

Is the beef bacon.

[Jess Hooker]

Is the beef bacon? Yeah, it's.

[Chick McGee]

No, this is from a cow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Eddie set me up with the cast iron, the flat top out on the front porch, and I cooked all the.

[Josh Arnold]

Very tasty.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's good bacon. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

So most bacon, a little different. Yeah, most bacon is. Is pork.

[Jess Hooker]

It's pork. Yeah, it's almost always pork.

[Tom Griswold]

But is this more expensive than.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, it is. It's about $10 a pack. 9.99.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I prefer the pork better, I think.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, pork's good. But I think there's a place for this somewhere you could cook with It.

[Chick McGee]

I prefer the carrot to this.

[Christy Lee]

I do, too. I like it better than the beef. I know. Kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

That carrot was great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I am. I prefer the beef to the carrot, but I enjoyed the carrot very much.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. And then I don't. I'm not gonna tell you guys what this last one is.

[Christy Lee]

I want you to try it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm in. I'll try it right now.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, Try it right now.

[Pat Godwin]

Now.

[Jess Hooker]

Again.

[Chick McGee]

This is vegan bacon.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Same marinade as the carrot, but it is not a vegetable.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't feel like bacon.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I got it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The banana.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a banana peel.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, banana peel. It's not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't get that at all, but my gosh. Yeah, I don't mind it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't mind it. It's not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's got a strong. It's got a strong aftertaste.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's awful. I gotta.

[Chick McGee]

It's awful.

[Jess Hooker]

It is. It really.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's terrible.

[Jess Hooker]

Burnt up a little. And it's.

[Tom Griswold]

My mouth. Tastes like a parakeet. Just took a ton of time.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you're gonna have.

[Chick McGee]

Tom likes it.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't find it appealing? Oh, very.

[Tom Griswold]

This is not a time for levity.

[Chick McGee]

Parakeet crapped in his mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a very strong burnt aftertaste.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And it's gonna stay the coat. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks.

[Jess Hooker]

Bad. Sorry. It's the first time I've ever done

[Josh Arnold]

this, but the initial flavor, I thought.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I would. That carrot is. That stuff's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Carrot was good. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you say you could. You could. You could make that then with, like, just chopped carrots.

[Jess Hooker]

Chopped carrots or. Yeah, you could. Julianne, however you like your carrots and. And use that marinade. I'm happy to share it with you guys.

[Christy Lee]

You just marinate them overnight?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I did. Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Banana peel.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought that was a. That was a strange one I had never seen before, and I thought, well, we got to try.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's probably not popular because it tastes like parakeet.

[Chick McGee]

No, but you get some of that carrot and you get some Brussels sprouts. The way they cook the Brussels sprouts,

[Christy Lee]

you could roast all that together.

[Jess Hooker]

That would be delicious. A sheet pan.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it the liquid smoke that gives it that. I think it is definitive bacony flavor.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think that helps.

[Tom Griswold]

Is liquid smoke. Is that vegan? I mean.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I did.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I hope so.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, it was in the vegan cookbook.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that was. Thank you very Much. That was a lot of work, and it was fun.

[Jess Hooker]

It was something different to try.

[Jeff Oskay]

Who's.

[Josh Arnold]

If you go to a restaurant, who's choosing non pork bacon? Now, if, if all of these were

[Jess Hooker]

available, I, I, I'm. I'm still pork bacon.

[Chick McGee]

I'm still going pork bacon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, me too.

[Josh Arnold]

I am, too. Because that's the one that definitely scratches the bacon.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Like I said, I think that you could use the beef bacon for something else.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe like a ride, maybe on a hamburger or something.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I think it would be good on the. What are the. The water chestnuts.

[Christy Lee]

Wrapped water chestnuts.

[Jess Hooker]

That could be good with beef.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, the carrot. That's amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well done. Thank you very much.

[Jess Hooker]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

It was absolutely delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

What was your favorite, Jess, of the three?

[Jess Hooker]

The carrot was delicious. Like I said, I'm with you guys on this. I do really enjoy beef bacon, but, yeah, I'm with you. Pork bacon's the way to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Does the term pork butt make you giggle at all? I, I do. I giggle at that.

[Christy Lee]

I pork. Even pork cheek, because I think the cheek of the butt.

[Jess Hooker]

That's way funnier. I'm with Christy. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Chick McGee]

It makes me giggle. No, makes me pork belly. Oh, I like pork belly.

[Tom Griswold]

Delicious.

[Christy Lee]

So the pork cheek really is the cheek, right?

[Josh Arnold]

The jowl.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's. No, it's the tail.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like the. I don't like the descriptions to be too anatomically correct.

[Chick McGee]

A pig foreskin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Those make good cracklings, though.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's too much. Too much detail. Too much detail.

[Chick McGee]

I have never had Cracklin, but I have always wanted to try it.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? The difference between a pork rind and a crackling. Cracklins can be moist.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

And that's what I'll. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why? This is a weird sort of moist.

[Tom Griswold]

So the song Cracklin Rosie is about

[Josh Arnold]

a woman who loved those. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Eating a woman who looks like a pig cake.

[Josh Arnold]

Get on board. Thank you very much. Get on board.

[Chick McGee]

I never.

[Tom Griswold]

I never understood what that song meant.

[Pat Godwin]

It's about wine.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it. It is cracklin.

[Pat Godwin]

Rosa. Yeah. Wine.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Look it up right now about wine.

[Tom Griswold]

So what is crackling one Then?

[Pat Godwin]

You know what else is about wine?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I always kind of considered it. She was spunky. Character is a little spicy, a little fireworky.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

She's crackling.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She's got moxie.

[Josh Arnold]

That's just been my Interpretation.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's not about eating crackling?

[Josh Arnold]

No, absolutely not.

[Tom Griswold]

So the video. The video is not going to show some massive.

[Jeff Oskay]

Looked it up,

[Chick McGee]

Watching people eat stuff. Is that what you like, Tom? Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, those.

[Christy Lee]

She's. He's absolutely right.

[Pat Godwin]

Say it again, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, absolutely right. Despite sounding like a love song to a woman, Neil Diamond's 1970 hit Cracklin

[Chick McGee]

Rose, what's the Best is a metaphor

[Christy Lee]

for a bottleneck of cheap sparkling wine.

[Pat Godwin]

I'd like to hear.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you saying?

[Christy Lee]

It's a metaphor for a bottle of cheap sparkling wine. Rackland Rose diamond was inspired by a Canadian folk tale about an isolated indigenous community where men outnumbered women. To get through the weekends, they would buy a cheap fizzy wine called Cracklin Rosy Peanut.

[Josh Arnold]

But how about that?

[Tom Griswold]

So I can see why everyone would know that. Because who doesn't know a lot about indigenous Canadian weekend?

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell? Interestingly enough, Neil Diamond's song Red Red Wine is about a.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very confusing.

[Christy Lee]

All right, well, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I will never doubt you again.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you can doubt me, especially when

[Josh Arnold]

it comes to booze.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was right.

[Josh Arnold]

I have done my research. It was right there.

[Chick McGee]

This is my question for you, Tom. So what would have made you happy in the explanation? What could we have done? Where you would have gone. That's a great story.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I was trying to hear the answer and you were interrupting. I was knowing you knew it.

[Chick McGee]

And then.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, Tom, we all have a question for you. This is not related to. This is a new. Yes, yesterday we did a story and it was essentially a straight news story. That was tragic and unfun.

[Christy Lee]

I could do it.

[Chick McGee]

Would you say troubling?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And we would like to know why we did it. Why we did it.

[Christy Lee]

Because.

[Josh Arnold]

Because the only reason we would do it is if you had some sort of crazy joke. And we wanted to know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, what was the story?

[Christy Lee]

The New York Police Department say a man fell to his death from an upper deck of a Madison Square Garden during a concert over the weekend. The 51 year old was attending the Goose concert with his wife when he fell from an elevated position.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know he was with. Right next to his wife.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Father of two.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something. If you don't shut up, I'm jumping.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, so we.

[Jess Hooker]

So we. We went around the horn and we

[Josh Arnold]

said, you know, the only reason we did this story was Tom must have had some joke.

[Pat Godwin]

Was there a goose joke?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Let's wait. Let's hear what he had. Let's hear it.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you have a joke?

[Jess Hooker]

Now we're going to put you on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Obviously, the guy was a real headbanger. No, that's not bad.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's not bad. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Should you be. Should you be doing LSD when you're in your 40s?

[Christy Lee]

He was. Witnesses say and talk.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess his goose is cooked.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not familiar with their work. Are they a good band?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, it's good stuff.

[Chick McGee]

I said this yesterday. Spotify wants me to like Goose. They keep shoving it down my throat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a jam band. Also, my LSD joke is perfectly valid.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

It is valid.

[Christy Lee]

It's better than the headbanger joke because it is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm not familiar with the word work of Goose. Yeah, I'm sure they're very nice. So was he on the. Right there in the front row of the balcony there?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoops. That'll happen.

[Christy Lee]

Some people say jumped, but I don't know that'll happen.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, there it is. Oops.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, they have. I've been to Madison Square Garden.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah? So have I.

[Jess Hooker]

So you would have to make an effort to jump.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there have been tens of thousands of people on a weekly basis that haven't fallen off.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, obviously it would have been better if it had been a Knicks fan, but.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't agree?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I. Like, I thought it was fun to watch the Knicks.

[Tom Griswold]

You think the world needs more Knicks fans or more Goose fans?

[Jess Hooker]

I. I think any extreme fan is annoying, but, like, I was excited for

[Christy Lee]

the Knicks of a country.

[Chick McGee]

People seem to feel good about it.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever been around a bunch of New York Knicks fans?

[Jess Hooker]

But I've been around you.

[Chick McGee]

That's an interesting conundrum.

[Josh Arnold]

That was funny. Hooker's response is reasonable. Reasonable. Reasonable. The fifth push from Tom. I've been around you.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, all right, I'll answer. I'll answer.

[Jess Hooker]

Shut up.

[Christy Lee]

There's something you will like.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it say how the poor guy fell off?

[Christy Lee]

I'm telling you, there's more to the story. Now today they're saying that he may have jumped. There's witnesses who say he was heavily intoxicated. So there's.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, it could have if he was, like, tripping or that. Driving. I can fly to the band.

[Chick McGee]

I'll see you after the show. I'm flying to the band.

[Jess Hooker]

They did wait to tell the band until after the show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they did.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's good. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think if somebody were to die during a show I was doing, I'd

[Christy Lee]

probably cancel a book off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, yeah, let me know afterwards.

[Tom Griswold]

That happened to. I can't give too much detail. Did happen to a friend of mine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, right there in the front row.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

So there was no continuing there. He knew.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah. When they. When they put the sheet over, like in the detective show, what isn't there?

[Josh Arnold]

Check drop is rough.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't there a legendary story about a comedian who died, but they told the other comedian that he died, but he just thought he didn't do very well?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's the zany story in Nashville. I forget.

[Christy Lee]

No, yeah, the guy died of a heart attack on stage.

[Pat Godwin]

I had a bad set and drank himself to death and got locked in the building.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Larry.

[Pat Godwin]

Larry. Larry.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Larry Reeb.

[Josh Arnold]

So they go, hey, you know the guy last week died? And he went, oh, that's a shame. And just thinking he did right.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, he get him. He'll get him next week. No, no, no, he died.

[Christy Lee]

Larry Reeb didn't die.

[Audience Member/Caller]

No, we know.

[Chick McGee]

Larry Reeb told me.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy had been fired mid show, mid week for not performing anyone, and he allegedly broke into the bar, took an entire bottle, drank an entire bottle, and that was it.

[Josh Arnold]

Y.

[Tom Griswold]

Behind the couch.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't we have one that died of a heart attack on stage and people thought it was part of his ass?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's famous. That's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I thought that was dick, Sean.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but. Well, yeah, so anyway. So that's why I.

[Chick McGee]

That's why I was born.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I sent you guys that story. But I guess it's not funny if you know that.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not funny.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not funny if you don't.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the funny thing, it wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

What was sort of funny for us

[Christy Lee]

was we were trying.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy just read the story and we were like, why did we do that? Yeah, everything about it is awful.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's when we concluded. Well, he must have had something up his sleeve.

[Christy Lee]

Well, ah, Paddington, the musical set to debut on Broadway next March, but nobody

[Tom Griswold]

drops off the balcony.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you already have your tickets. Award winning stage musical featuring the iconic marmalade loving bear brought to life through a blend of live acting and puppetry, which is huge in London's West End.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was odd, though, that all the songs are from the catalog of two Life crew. They gotta be an odd choice.

[Christy Lee]

They're gonna play at the Al Hirschf Theater in New York City.

[Chick McGee]

Al Hirschfield. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, I'm a fan. I love.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen, like, pictures from the Broadway production of Paddington?

[Chick McGee]

It's crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what that is it a person in a suit or a puppet?

[Chick McGee]

It is. It's a person. And somebody moves the mouth off stage and also voices off stage.

[Josh Arnold]

It's nuts.

[Chick McGee]

But the guy walking around is. There's somebody in the suit.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. For my money, Paddington2.2 is just a terrific movie.

[Chick McGee]

Should have won best picture, right? Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Paddington three, not so much.

[Chick McGee]

Paddington two, though, is one where they put the red sock into the prison. It's great laundry. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're saying that Toy Story 5 of. I just. I've seen several things that it's as good as most of them. Although two is the best.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't like it?

[Jess Hooker]

It's not as good as the rest of them. It's the least of, really? I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, it's a good movie.

[Jess Hooker]

It's fine, right? Yeah. But you can't stack it up against the other ones.

[Chick McGee]

What did you do?

[Tom Griswold]

If I would say the kickstack four

[Josh Arnold]

up against the mic.

[Tom Griswold]

The weakest was four.

[Chick McGee]

What would you do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the best one was two. And this one's getting reviews saying it's the most profound and moving. They've gone beyond the. The whole thing about you're growing out of your toys.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, well, I was sweet. Yeah. I was 14 when the first one came out, so it's. Maybe I've outgrown them.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

What would you do if Toy Story 5 was just nominated for best Picture? I mean, I know they'll be.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now they don't.

[Chick McGee]

They nominate 12 and there'll be a section for animated.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they need to redo the categories.

[Chick McGee]

That 10 picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

10 best pictures.

[Josh Arnold]

Beauty and the Beast was nominated for best Picture when it was just five best pictures and there was no animated. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I did not know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm gonna go see it this weekend, so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you'll like it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's good.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking forward to it.

[Christy Lee]

We have more new movie news coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I need a thumbs up real quick. A thumbs up or a thumbs down on Widow's Bay?

[Christy Lee]

It's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I've thumbs up. I go back and forth and I

[Tom Griswold]

think I watched half of the first one. Loved it. I love that actor, Matthew Reese.

[Christy Lee]

We've watched.

[Chick McGee]

I watched the Whole thing. And I like it Dr. Very much.

[Christy Lee]

My girl of the first season. And they were kind of on the fence, but we've.

[Tom Griswold]

Matthew, who's the guy that plays the weirdo?

[Chick McGee]

Stephen Root.

[Tom Griswold]

Stephen Root. Oh, he's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

From the Office. Yes, Office space.

[Tom Griswold]

So I should keep going. That's what you're saying? Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, you say no, I say no.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, well, don't you think though, don't you think though, Tom, that people who are a little less intelligent would not like Widows Bay?

[Pat Godwin]

Didn't you notice that I didn't understand the colors, the language? Language.

[Christy Lee]

I jumped out my scale a couple times.

[Chick McGee]

Like every line is almost a joke.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's

[Tom Griswold]

the beginning of it. If you haven't seen it. It's. There's a. It's kind of like Jaws. Remember the scene in this, the whole thing in Jaws? The mayor.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The mayor of, of whatever the Amity island is trying to get people trying to get. In the beginning of this thing, the mayor. Matthew Richard, this New York Times reporter comes in. It's the exact same thing. That's really funny. It's a parody of that, obviously.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I don't know if the Jaws thing continues, but we do have comedy, horror.

[Christy Lee]

It's pretty. It's pretty interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

We do have a really good, believe it or not, a really good Jaws story coming up in the news in 2026 of all things. Right now, I want to say hello to my friends at American Financing. Now what I'm talking about here is the situation in the world of housing in America. If you own your own house, you've probably noticed if you've had it for a few years, houses are selling for a lot more than they would even a few years ago. In fact, the average house in the United States has doubled in value in the last decade. So do you have to sell your house to get the money? No, not necessarily. You can refinance it, grab some of that cash and use it for whatever you want to use it for. That's what American Financing does. And it's no upfront fees, no pressure. They have salary based mortgage consultants who in about 10 minutes can walk you through this whole thing to see if this might work for you as a way to grab some cash to do whatever you want, maybe pay off those high interest credit cards or fix up your kitchen, get a new porch, whatever it might be. No upfront fees. Like I said, at American Financing, this is what they specialize in right now. Their average client is saving about 800 bucks. They also have a program that exists right now in which you could actually skip two mortgage payments. So see what I'm talking about by talking to those folks, you can find them@American financing.net or you can call them 866-889-2611. I know it's hard to remember a number right now if you're driving, so just remember American financing.net and please do a slash Bob and Tom so they know that we sent you. That'll help us. Once Again, it's American Financing.net NMLS 182334

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Audience Member/Caller]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel?

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, there.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, there.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Fair to Midland.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. We'll take it.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Ella. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. And. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I have to sneeze.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

And it's gonna be a big one.

[Pat Godwin]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at the light.

[Chick McGee]

Deafening. Yeah, you're supposed to look at a light.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. He's got blue nose. Come to the light.

[Jeff Oskay]

I thought you were supposed to pinch between your. Right here. And it would make you not sneeze.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always webbing between your thumb and index fingers.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that worked.

[Chick McGee]

Sneezing is a mini orgasm. Go ahead.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, no, I. Oh, we have to do history today, don't we?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Completely unprepared.

[Chick McGee]

June 23rd, when we.

[Tom Griswold]

When we're done with this reminder. What did you say?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what he said. Did you hear?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I usually throw out a random date. Why I pick that one, who knows?

[Chick McGee]

I'll give you a.

[Christy Lee]

We didn't hear what date.

[Chick McGee]

There was an 11.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, dummy.

[Tom Griswold]

I have another question. When we're done with this, remind me. I'll get to this other thing.

[Chick McGee]

Talk about stepping in. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is everybody okay? Let's see now. A Lot of stuff happened on the state that's too boring to go through.

[Chick McGee]

Will you stop it and let us be the judge? That's the fun part.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. 1926, the College Board administers the first SAT exams.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's. Now, that's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

How do you.

[Chick McGee]

How do you say that's not interesting?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, I remember the. The rule of thumb was, if you don't do well in the SATs, you probably have a good career ahead of you in radio.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. I thought the rule of thumb was first three questions are B. The fourth question, C. Yeah, of course. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think a lot of colleges are bringing them back.

[Pat Godwin]

Back.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they realized maybe they were. Let's see now. How about this one? 1955, the lady in the Tramp was released, which is nice. I mean, it.

[Jeff Oskay]

It.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Now it changed the way we eat spaghetti.

[Chick McGee]

I think everybody knows the.

[Tom Griswold]

And it taught kids that dogs can have romantic relationships. They don't just hump at the dog park.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It was originally called lady in the Slot.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Scene where he. He scoots the meatball over to her.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is it. Now, this is interesting. Christy, perhaps you're aware of this. In 1960, the first what was made available for purchase in the United States in the pharmaceutical realm.

[Christy Lee]

Birth control pill.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Changed the game, Leroy.

[Tom Griswold]

It did.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Christy Lee]

Made whores at all of us.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good. Even Ace is appalled.

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think it's easier to be a. Yeah. At that point.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Let's say everyone was a.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was there. Was there an immediate uptick in STDs because people didn't have to wear condoms?

[Josh Arnold]

No. The CIA hadn't introduced most STDs by then. Oh, my bad. Yeah, it was a little later.

[Jess Hooker]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

True. What if that were. They came up with venereal disease.

[Christy Lee]

I was so naive in high school, though, because all the girls were going on the pill. Well, we have really bad periods, so we went on the pill. And I'm like, what?

[Chick McGee]

That's a good idea.

[Christy Lee]

I had no idea that was a thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's why my mom would never even talk about it with me. I mean, I didn't get on the pill till after I was out of high school.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a girlfriend whose periods were so bad, I took the pill. Took a lot of pills.

[Chick McGee]

One of my wives had a constant period. Unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

People were using it as an accusation.

[Tom Griswold]

That changed. That pretty much changed everything, though. I wonder if there was a drop briefly, there in condom sales.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I bet there was.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't get away. These anymore shoot across the room like a rubber band.

[Chick McGee]

There's a book out there about the condom industry and they continue in the book they call it the product and I can't remember. It's fascinating what goes on at the condom manufacturer.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, really interesting. The product. Of course, we have to be true to the product.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. What else have we got going on? We're Durex by. And. And after all these years, as far as I know, there still isn't a functional or at least readily available male pill. Is that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. That's because birth control is 100%

[Chick McGee]

and think about to do with it. What's her back for?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness gracious.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, your thoughts?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, this is. I like this song. This is in 1979. On this date, the Knack released the song My Sharona.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Great riff everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys like Weird Al's My Bologna? Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought that was one of his weaker.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Did he say bologna or bologna?

[Josh Arnold]

I think just bologna, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, my bologna.

[Tom Griswold]

I was. It's interesting to me because I thought this band is going to go on. They're going to be the next Rolling Stones. And they like one more and they were done.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Those girls don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Good song. That was another good song.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're. Did you like them because they were from northeast Ohio?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know they were from north. I thought they were. They were from Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The figures are.

[Tom Griswold]

Doug, figures.

[Chick McGee]

Northeast.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure?

[Chick McGee]

Cleveland. I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

They opened for the New York basketball team once. It was the Knickknack tour.

[Chick McGee]

I enjoyed that.

[Tom Griswold]

If I hadn't been sipping my iced tea, I would have laughed heartily.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Something there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is grim. This is in 2018. That soccer team got trapped in the cave.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, they were all. That's actually a miraculous ending.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I couldn't. I started to watch that documentary. I got so claustrophobic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they get the rest of those guys out of the one last week?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there was one last week.

[Christy Lee]

Last week.

[Josh Arnold]

They soccer players?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. The guys caught in the water cave. Wherever the hell.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we change topics when we're talking about something.

[Jeff Oskay]

That was an episode of Sea Hunt.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. You know, there was. There were a bunch of guys and they brought the same doing me. They Brought the same dude in that got those kids out of the water.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. You're seeing TV and think it's happening to you. That's what I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Albert Kins. Oh, Kinsey. Oh, the Kinsey Institute guy, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Alfred Kinsey.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, sorry. Alfred Kinsey.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a good movie?

[Josh Arnold]

Great. Liam Neeson.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Alan turing, born in 1912. He's the genius.

[Chick McGee]

That Imitation Game. Yeah, I like that movie.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great movie.

[Josh Arnold]

The Enigma.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is a good movie. Bob Foster Fosse.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Great choreographer.

[Chick McGee]

It's showtime.

[Tom Griswold]

And

[Chick McGee]

you know, Sam Rockwell played him on the Fox thing there. Fosse and Verdant. And he taught himself how to dance, and he's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at him. Let's see. I don't want to talk about that guy. I don't know who that is. Oh, Ray.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Randy Jackson, born in 1956 from American Idol. The man. Man who calls everybody dog, male, female, whatever species they are. Whatever happened to him?

[Chick McGee]

That really stuck in your crawl. Him.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a bass player initially. Did you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

A real good one. He played on.

[Christy Lee]

Was he in the Jacksons?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Didn't he play on Michael Jackson's. Yeah, Beat it and everything.

[Chick McGee]

He wrote. Co wrote Crackling Rosie.

[Pat Godwin]

It's about one, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll pretty much cover it for today day.

[Chick McGee]

See, I think. I can't help but think you're living, leaving some gold.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he did say, I don't know who that is. Do you think any of us will

[Jeff Oskay]

know who it is?

[Josh Arnold]

Of course. Of course there's a chance we won't, but

[Chick McGee]

Ed Sheeran.

[Tom Griswold]

Zinedine Zidani.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, she just got married, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom Holland.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's Zendaya. Oh, is that Zendaya?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, who the hell is that?

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea who it is.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I apologize. You were correct to skip the.

[Pat Godwin]

Over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Selma Blair.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love her.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's good. She's in Cruel Intentions. Hellboy. Is he in Hellboy? Yeah, she's great in Hellboy. The first one.

[Tom Griswold]

Glenn Danzig.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Mother.

[Pat Godwin]

What a great.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell your children not. I should put that in my karaoke stad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that's a good.

[Chick McGee]

Tell you what, you do it. I'll be there to watch.

[Pat Godwin]

Best song about Mother, Right? Pink Floyd's got a mother, but that's. That dancing beats it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's the Misfits.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he was in the Misfits. Oh, that's a cool shirt, isn't it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, man. We had one kid in our high school that wore it and we all were terrified.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it says.

[Tom Griswold]

It says the Misfits are in the top 10 merch bands in the world.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, for sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

That thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I never wore one because I wasn't a big enough Misfits fan.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just one shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

It's that it's iconic now.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can picture it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a skull with Misfits on over.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of like a. Like a human were wearing a skull mask. Sort of.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wasn't there like a Uzi green color to part of it?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe it's some white.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, like that. A little bit. A little bit of the green.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's the one he had.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm glad I. Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

That is terrifying. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Or murdered.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then. Oh, yeah, I've seen that. That is. That is really. That is kind of scary. Well, good to know. Congratulations, fellas. I'm glad you're making money in the merch and you're not trapped in a cave. When we come back, I have a movie franchise updates. And Christy, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we still have to get to our interesting Jaws story.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that was originally. That noise was in the movie.

[Chick McGee]

That's where we got it for the Mr. Obviously.

[Christy Lee]

Imagine ordering an urn and it comes complete with ashes. We'll have that story coming.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, comes with Earn and Vern.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah,

[Josh Arnold]

I'm using.

[Chick McGee]

Right. I'm desperately trying to find another name in my brain, and I can't. Earn.

[Tom Griswold]

Laverne.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fern.

[Chick McGee]

Fern. I was right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Laverne and Shirley together again

[Chick McGee]

in an ashtray.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the Aurelio part studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi. Coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Indeed.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pack Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, hello. Hello. There's Jeff Oskar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sorry about that earlier.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sorry. You should put a sign up. I did this. I apologize.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, everyone. Thank you very much for joining us. We were. How do we get talking about that? Oh, I guess I brought it up. That soccer team that was. They went into the cave and the tide came up or whatever. The river came up or Something. Yeah, but they got them all out, which was nice. Did you see the documentary? I just, I couldn't watch part of it. I, I, I thought the end was really weird when they were, they were finally bringing them out of the cave and all the presses there and all the people and their parents are arguing about who brought the snack.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Max.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

And are they healthy?

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Are we orange slices? Not singers?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you, Christy, you probably remember this. That you can know. Jeff, you'll know this one. You can't bring like homemade cookies.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything has to be packaged. Packaged, prepackaged.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you have to.

[Tom Griswold]

And allergy reasons. Yeah, I guess. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, allergy pot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh. Yeah, I bet that. Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, right.

[Jeff Oskay]

What I thought was really tacky. That one kid, they gave him a red card for leading them in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And they called the documentary yours, Mine and ours. I thought that was no reason for

[Chick McGee]

the pun now, you know, they all wore jackets though.

[Jeff Oskay]

They did.

[Chick McGee]

Chili, Is that was it in Chile? It was not.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was in Thailand.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But you're close.

[Josh Arnold]

There were some. The Chilean miners.

[Pat Godwin]

All under 18.

[Tom Griswold]

Great, great band.

[Chick McGee]

I leave it up to the list.

[Tom Griswold]

So I want to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do Question way. What am I saying?

[Chick McGee]

He's on the radio right now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to think, what movie franchise have they made the most sequels of?

[Chick McGee]

James Bond. Got to be James Bond.

[Josh Arnold]

Do those count?

[Christy Lee]

But do those. Yeah, yeah, I think they can.

[Chick McGee]

I think they would.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. For the most part, except for a couple, they've all been produced by the Broccoli whatever company.

[Christy Lee]

So that you're counting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's not number one.

[Chick McGee]

It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't they like 35 or something?

[Tom Griswold]

When this was written, this article, it was 27. 27 James Bond movies since 1962.

[Josh Arnold]

There are 10 saws, there are 12.

[Christy Lee]

Fast and Furious.

[Josh Arnold]

Count the remake, there are. And if you count Freddy versus Jason, there are 12. Friday the 13th, I thought 11 of

[Chick McGee]

the fast and Furious is.

[Tom Griswold]

This says there are. This says there are 13 Halloween's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Some of those are remakes though. So I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

And there are many different 13 star treks.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we count reboots and remakes?

[Christy Lee]

I guess that's not a sequel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's not a direct sequel.

[Tom Griswold]

But the number one is Godzilla.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

So many of those.

[Josh Arnold]

And especially if you do count the

[Christy Lee]

reboots and remakes, how Many do they list?

[Chick McGee]

Do they count the ones that they don't license?

[Tom Griswold]

The Godzilla sound effect to 38 will back me up on this. The Blue Oyster Cults song. Godzilla. They had to license that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I love that song.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great band.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

And we got to work with them. Nice guys. Let's see now. I guess I probably shouldn't say nice guys, huh? Because they're supposed to be scary.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, they're nice.

[Chick McGee]

They're a cult.

[Pat Godwin]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

They know Godzilla. Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, The Blue Oyster Occult.

[Chick McGee]

As Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Blue Oysters. You want to stay away from them.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they. They don't Fear the Reaper, you know. You're messing with badasses.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This says technically there have been nine versions of Rocky.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, if you count the Creeds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Which are good. You should count them.

[Chick McGee]

I've never seen them.

[Josh Arnold]

They're very good.

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Michael B. Jordan and I. The last. What I'm trying. I don't know how many there are. The Last Harry Potter 1. He'd been around so long he was actually applying for Social Security.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And they do have.

[Tom Griswold]

That's been around a while.

[Josh Arnold]

And he started going by Harold.

[Chick McGee]

They do have a brand new Harry Potter coming up with the kids starting from the beginning on HBO here pretty soon. Yeah, yeah. At Christmas time or something. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

That will be massive.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. John Lithgo's in it.

[Josh Arnold]

He's Dumbledore.

[Christy Lee]

He is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Look, he's.

[Chick McGee]

He's just as smart as everyone else.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Let's get Al. Top 10 favorite actors of mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, just one.

[Chick McGee]

He can do it all.

[Tom Griswold]

Just won the Broadway. Whatever it is the grit.

[Christy Lee]

Tony.

[Tom Griswold]

The Tony. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

He did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, three years ago.

[Pat Godwin]

He won it too. Longest stretch of cool. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And speaking of movies. Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

53. He was Peter Pan. Won the Tony.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah. He was after Mary Martin.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's that good.

[Christy Lee]

And before Kathy Rigby.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, what are you thinking of when you here Kathy Rigby doing Peter Pan.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is so. It's so dated.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not. It's gorgeous.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean I. I think it's. We've grown up a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Kathy Rigby.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I just forget what she looks like.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of a.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of alpha.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A gymnast and she. Unfortunately. I don't know. I mean she's still around.

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I think so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She became really famous for doing a commercial for tampons.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean.

[Chick McGee]

And it was one of the first. First tampon commercials.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, because we've grown up a little bit. I can remember the first time I saw or heard a radio commercial we couldn't use when I started here. We could not use the word condom on the radio.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm totally.

[Chick McGee]

No, we had to say meat sack.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, scumbag is always a great.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's where that comes from.

[Chick McGee]

How about.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Jimmy hat. How do you feel about.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like Jimmy hat. Kathy Rigby still is Coney Island Whitefish. I like.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a good one.

[Christy Lee]

How was Kathy Rigby 73? I was. She was my idol when I was a gymnast.

[Josh Arnold]

Kathy Rigby was.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But she became really well associated with Peter Pan. Well, I was going to say with menstrual cycles.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well, okay, that'll happen.

[Josh Arnold]

Although gymnasts tend to have them like infrequently, very rarely.

[Christy Lee]

Especially back in those days.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if it's that pommel horse or what.

[Tom Griswold]

Or get. Get all clogged up. Do they?

[Chick McGee]

Or running and spitting all the time. Possibly.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So I'm sorry we have to do anything else but this.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we were talking about movies and.

[Tom Griswold]

Save it, save it.

[Josh Arnold]

Put a sock in it.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Well, when we come back, against my better judgment. Yes, when we come back

[Josh Arnold]

against your better. I can't wait to hear.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm warning you. A combination of tasteless and dated.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And wonderful sound effects.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So old, old time, fans of the show, in advance I'd like to say. You're welcome. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news desk, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hello.

[Chick McGee]

Well, hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Who's become a legend on this morning's actions alone. There's.

[Christy Lee]

Have you heard about this, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, don't, don't.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee and I'm sending you a photograph right now.

[Christy Lee]

You took a picture of that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, of course, dude.

[Josh Arnold]

There's. Isn't there an unspoken sort of code?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there's got to be a code.

[Christy Lee]

You know, there's a toilet brush in our other bathroom.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Josh Arnold]

What happened?

[Chick McGee]

Here you go, Tom.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll get right on.

[Chick McGee]

Just take a look at that picture when it comes through, you're. You're going to laugh in your face.

[Josh Arnold]

He's laughing.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Your face.

[Chick McGee]

Face is going to turn red.

[Tom Griswold]

Moving forward in life now. Now I can't because you. You.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Contextually. Now or.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, because I'm writing. It's Kaya.

[Christy Lee]

An upcoming screening of Jaws will allow viewers to watch the movie in the very waters where it was filmed.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's. That's got to be creepy.

[Christy Lee]

The travel promoter visit, Martha's Vineyard reports it has partnered with Discovery Channel Shark Week Week for the special nighttime showing that moviegoers will get to watch while they float in the water off Tisbury. Tickets for the July 11 event are currently on sale.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you Send me to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

So you know that. You know that some. Someone is going to get a scuba gear on and they'll have to net the thing off to prevent someone from

[Christy Lee]

putting on a fin.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's when the sharks. That's when the sharks feed.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, when is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is it?

[Christy Lee]

July 11th.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Sitting in the. Sitting in the water watching Jaws in where it happened.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that sounds really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it is cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And there are a bunch of great whites right now.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I just. I was reading an article about sharks over the weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

They do like that area while I was on vacation. Yeah, they do like that area.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? They really are. Right. They're feeding right now, and that's where they are.

[Pat Godwin]

How do we feel about Joe Jaws, the movie? Does it still stand up?

[Josh Arnold]

Nearly perfect?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I. It's absolutely brilliant. I've. I've watched it two or three times in the last couple years because one of my daughters loves the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I prefer Jaws 3. I think it's a better film, but I.

[Pat Godwin]

3D.

[Chick McGee]

3D, Josh. 3D with Bess Armstrong and.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's in part four.

[Pat Godwin]

Part four?

[Christy Lee]

How many parts are there?

[Pat Godwin]

Four.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I had no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't one of the quades in part three?

[Josh Arnold]

I want to say.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Dennis Quaid is there to win.

[Josh Arnold]

The Great Louis Gossett Jr.

[Christy Lee]

So does the shark come back to the same town over and over?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it's funny in Jaws, the Revenge, which is the fourth one, the shark. So the shark. The reason it's called the Revenge is the shark is avenging his dead relative.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say that.

[Josh Arnold]

By killing the Brody family. Okay, so the mom goes down to. It's either down to the Bahamas or Jamaica. And the shark follows her. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So did. Did Spielberg just completely wash his hands?

[Josh Arnold]

He did.

[Pat Godwin]

I saw him interviewed about this. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Poor guy.

[Chick McGee]

I see the shark following her and he's wearing a suit and tie with a. A fedora hat with his. With his briefcase. I need a shingle, please. Hiding in the hotel.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was just saying, I watched the first half of the first episode of Widow's Bay and. And it is. It seems to me to be referencing Jaws. The whole thing about Amity island and the mayor sucking up to the reporter. Very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

The great Murray Hamilton.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's.

[Christy Lee]

It's a fun. It's a decent watch. You'll like it.

[Tom Griswold]

What other. What other movies would it be inappropriate, obviously, if you were on a cruise ship, they're not going to show Titanic.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a lot they don't show. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Speed two, cruise control.

[Pat Godwin]

They don't show that. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There are a few reasons. Reasons

[Tom Griswold]

a lot of movies you wouldn't want to watch on an airplane.

[Pat Godwin]

Buddy Holly story.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Is that true that they keep an eye on that so they don't put, you know, airplane crashing on the plane.

[Pat Godwin]

Flight by Denzel Washington.

[Christy Lee]

Tell me that. I got a lot of flights coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

So I was. I was reading this article. I'm not kidding about sharks over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

We know you're not kidding. It's your new. This. The sharks are your new.

[Tom Griswold]

Chances of getting bitten by a shark, I believe, are one in four million.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If I think it's higher than that.

[Pat Godwin]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

But there have been a couple of unfortunate incidents in a bunch in high profile.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, when you're swimming in the ocean, though, those odds go up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's true.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The odds in Witchita.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I. I think I realize why you two are friends.

[Pat Godwin]

I see Jimmy out in the ocean, I'm like, hey, better come back in there, little buddy.

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

I just won't get on one of those paddle or wakeboards in the ocean because that's. The shark thinks you're a seal or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The. What is it? The stat was something like, more people are killed by cows in the United States than by sharks. But then again, they don't have cow week on the Discovery Channel.

[Christy Lee]

They don't.

[Chick McGee]

Shark attacks are sexy. You know, I mean, they're.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Big time bleeds leads headlines.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. True. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the beginning of Jaws? That girl takes her clothes off and goes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she does.

[Josh Arnold]

She, like, had lifetime pain from that because they rigged her up to be pulled around in the water.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And apparently she was just like, yeah, my back constantly hurts.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was the huge jug she was carrying around.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that may have had something to do.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. Now, I promised that we'd play this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Now, this is actually. I mean, not the bit, but Kathy Rigby is one of my childhood heroes. Rose, because she was probably one of the first American gymnasts that really, she kind of made gymnastics popular in the United States big time on tv because she was cute and she was a good gymnast.

[Josh Arnold]

Was she a good Peter Pan?

[Christy Lee]

She was, yeah. She got a Tony nomination for it.

[Tom Griswold]

What I was trying to get through, though, was it was one of the first. There were certain things that right now we're used to it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But there were not a Lot of. There were no ads for condoms, for example, on television or radio.

[Christy Lee]

And she was the first celebrity to do an endorsement for stay free maxi pads.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

A feminine hygiene product. So that revolutionized that world, by the way, because it had the Velcro or the. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Stuck in self. It.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the Velcro stuck to the woman's hair. Someone. Someone take him home, please.

[Chick McGee]

Turn her mic on.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's how Velcro was invented. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody's beard got actually called hook and pube technology.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I have warned you that this is this. So there's a certain context this requires, which is being. Being extremely immature, by the way. That'll help.

[Josh Arnold]

Check.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

And so this is dated in a number of ways and terrible in almost every other way.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

But ladies and gentlemen, here it is. Barcelona. The Olympic spirit, it is alive with the athletes, the competition, and the music. It began with MTV Unplugged. A back to basic sound. Now, the artistry of an athlete and her music. Famed US Olympic gymnast, actress and singer Kathy Rigby. Unplugged. Oh, I'm so sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know it would do that.

[Tom Griswold]

String musician Kathy R. The rest of this week on MTV, then returning for another week every 28 days.

[Josh Arnold]

I told you, string music.

[Tom Griswold]

That was buried in there.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a flood.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

To say special load of Mark Patrick Dave Wilson, who's howling in the background.

[Chick McGee]

My goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you asked for it, you got it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

I claim no responsibility. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I do believe that was Chick's request.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Makes me laugh.

[Christy Lee]

An airline passenger is running a foul with Internet users after she was caught. Caught sitting her dog on the plane's tray table. And a post shared online. The woman can be seen with her small little dog sitting on the tray table in front of her while he was still attached to her. I don't know if it's a boy or girl still attached to its leash. The caption on the video reads. A friendly reminder. Clear off your tray tables on airplanes. The post outraged many social media users who wondered whether the table would be properly cleaned for passengers on the next flight.

[Josh Arnold]

Imagine seeing it and taking the time right.

[Christy Lee]

Others, however, argued that the airplane tray tables may already be dirtier than most passengers realize. One commenter wrote, people can be dirtier than dogs. Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

My tray's got Shih Tzu on it.

[Chick McGee]

One of them, Tom, you're my hero. What's it got on?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a dog.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a too you guy. All right.

[Chick McGee]

You nailed it the first time yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's get cocky.

[Tom Griswold]

The saddest thing is they. They only gave the dog half a bowl of water. They are what that I. But think about those trays that you eat.

[Christy Lee]

What's wrong with that? Just a tiny little chihuahua dog. It's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Little feller.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean its anus is just pushed up against.

[Pat Godwin]

True. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Who takes the time to be mad at that?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you wipe that tray down before you?

[Christy Lee]

I never use it, but if I do. Yeah, I have.

[Tom Griswold]

I carry those things of wipes.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, if I. If the guy next to me started wiping down the tray before using it, I would spit on it.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious? I can't believe you. You're a germaphobe. Kinda. I can't believe you don't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

I just don't think about that. It's not. I mean those seats are, aren't washed and I'm sitting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I've seen, I have. Honestly, I. I have seen people change a baby's diaper on one of those.

[Audience Member/Caller]

But I.

[Josh Arnold]

Planes I just know are.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you have to give up and just get on.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

You can't wipe the armrest down in the tray table. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a lost cause.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a cute little guy. The cute little doggy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I tried to convince Kelly over the weekend. We saw a long haired dachshund.

[Christy Lee]

They're cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're so cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It kind of looks like little golden retrievers with the long body. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a no.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

We're not gonna go like a hard no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, hard. I wouldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

They bark a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they are. Any a leaf blows by and you're gonna know.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, my sister in law, my brother has one and I love them.

[Christy Lee]

They're.

[Josh Arnold]

She has two.

[Tom Griswold]

They're so funny though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they know how weird they are?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't think. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

They remind me of those buses that have the, the accordion thing in the middle. It's like when you're. When you're so long you can turn around and see your own tail.

[Josh Arnold]

They are sweet, but barky.

[Christy Lee]

In Texas, officials say nearly 2 million bees escaped from a crashed semi on I94 war. KFDM reports the truck hauling the bees overturned into a ditch in rural Orange County. Christy Ray of Queen Bee Supply shared footage of beekeepers and first responders securing the area amid the massive swarm. Orange County Emergency Services District 4 warned residents stay indoors as crews work to load the bees onto other transport trucks to a local honey farm.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't cut the lawn honey. It's the bees.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Two weeks from now. Can't cut the long honey. Still bees out there. How do they get them to come back? I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Queen. They get the queen.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I'll be back.

[Christy Lee]

They'll go to the queen.

[Tom Griswold]

Follow me, fellas.

[Christy Lee]

There's a lady on Instagram I follow. That's just amazing the stuff she does with getting hives and things out of people's homes.

[Chick McGee]

There's crazy an increase in viral videos of bees and houses lately.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they. They take the paneling, for lack of a better term, of the drywall off, and there's like a ten foot high honeycomb. And they heard the buzzing through the walls.

[Christy Lee]

And she'll eat honeycomb right from there. Like she'll just take a bite out of it.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always wanted to do that.

[Christy Lee]

I know, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Supposed to be amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Honey chunk. Is that what they call it? The chunk? Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

But once she finds the queen. Now how she does that, I don't know, but she's pretty amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

She's like the bee whisperer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Except you don't want to do too much whispering. You'll get your.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. She's beautiful.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, she's gorgeous.

[Tom Griswold]

She's not like Aunt Be. No, no, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

She's right up here. She's right in your wheelhouse.

[Pat Godwin]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

You find a.

[Josh Arnold]

Am I the only one the nurturing?

[Chick McGee]

I thought you'd like aunt B because she looks like one of your mom's friends when they were playing bridge.

[Josh Arnold]

Bend her over that kitchen camera.

[Chick McGee]

Mrs. A.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't that pl.

[Josh Arnold]

My way?

[Christy Lee]

San Diego zoos announced the birth of a woman wattled. Now, I've never heard of this, but it's a waddle.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on. Did we get a picture of the. Of this thing? Was you playing video games in there?

[Josh Arnold]

Also Google. Also Google Aunt Be upskirts, please.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, there goes Jason. We'll see him tomorrow.

[Christy Lee]

That's a waddle jakana chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. It's similar to a salamander.

[Chick McGee]

I heard you. A waddle jakata.

[Christy Lee]

Jacana.

[Chick McGee]

Jacana.

[Christy Lee]

J, A. C A. I heard you.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's. It's a newborn chick.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

A tiny bird is thriving under the care of its father. The chick.

[Chick McGee]

Look at me like, shut up.

[Christy Lee]

Just before Father's day. Making the timing especially appropriate because male waddle jacanas do most of the parenting.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, Tell me about.

[Christy Lee]

In this unusual bird species.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't that sound like a pejorative term for someone here for the World Cup? You see those jacanas?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

I tell you what, what just happened,

[Josh Arnold]

you know, there goes the. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Let's throw a basketball at it.

[Christy Lee]

In this unusual bird species, the father.

[Josh Arnold]

What does Robert Hayes say? They took to it right away.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was amazing. They're.

[Christy Lee]

Duncan, the father incubates the eggs, protects the nest, cares for the chicks after they hatch.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a nice Father's Day story.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Tucanas are tropical wading birds, Josh. Thank you for asking. They're known for their extra long toes, which allow them to walk across floating vegetation without sinking.

[Chick McGee]

They can walk across water, but they're self conscious about their toes and they should be.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at how long they are.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that. They look like those daddy long legs, those big spiders.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to be serious. The first thing I thought was, there's not a lot of meat on that bird.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's pretty.

[Christy Lee]

They're tiny little birds.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great name. Jacana.

[Christy Lee]

Jacana.

[Tom Griswold]

What does the word wattled mean?

[Christy Lee]

Usually it means. Doesn't this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Wattled is a wattled. A gnarled piece of fabric.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

What wattles, Jacana.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Wattle.

[Jess Hooker]

The.

[Josh Arnold]

Hence the beard. I'll never not have a beard now. The last time I shaved, it went. Oh, no, the wattle.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, right off.

[Jeff Oskay]

For everyone.

[Tom Griswold]

That could be a cool dance.

[Josh Arnold]

Do the waddle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, do the. The wild waddle.

[Chick McGee]

Those chicks were waddling.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Stop it.

[Josh Arnold]

I can kind of move my head around without really moving.

[Christy Lee]

How do you do that? Your neck. You're not. They don't have arthritis.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the Egyptian thing where you move it side to side?

[Josh Arnold]

It's the girl attractor.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a girl attractor.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

What species?

[Pat Godwin]

Chick block.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm like, ladies, look at me go, ew. What does he do? And then they get slowly hypnotized.

[Christy Lee]

You know what, the girls may not be watching that, but they are watching the World cup and the stars of FIFA World Cup. Hyundai also has its eyes on the next generation of talent. Future stars already turning heads at the age of 14. Because next doesn't wait for an invitation. Neither does Hyundai. Hyundai has always moved the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on every vehicle and engineered their EVs with ultra fast charging capability. Because the future isn't some far off concept. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA.

[Tom Griswold]

Testing, testing, check. Is this thing on?

[Chick McGee]

Can you get Eddie to come and fix that, please?

[Tom Griswold]

First he's got to put lights on on that other bag. Bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude. Whoever fixed that light in the bathroom was amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's like a whole new. It's a whole new room.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I think Austin took advantage of it earlier. It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

He left so much mud in the toilet. I was looking for a catfish.

[Chick McGee]

He really did.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have.

[Chick McGee]

It's going to be in the boat.

[Tom Griswold]

Do Teslas float?

[Audience Member/Caller]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Did somebody find out?

[Christy Lee]

We'll find out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to find out what they found out from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio videos. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Audience Member/Caller]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB, Tom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

A chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Pat. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a special request. I'm going to see if we can squeeze it in. I'm not sure we have time.

[Josh Arnold]

What joke of mine would they like?

[Chick McGee]

Jam it in there.

[Tom Griswold]

But first, I promised to answer the question. Does a Tesla float?

[Christy Lee]

Lifeguard in Connecticut rescued a man who drove his Tesla into a community pool. So I would say no.

[Josh Arnold]

Why had protesters lit it on fire?

[Christy Lee]

Mike Deroso told News 12 Connecticut he and his co workers were setting up the food court umbrellas when they heard a loud crash and saw a Tesla sitting in the middle of the pool. He jumped into action and together with New Canaan police broke the car window, opened the door and removed the driver safely. Officials said the driver had been trying to park, but accelerated instead and drove into the pool. He was not injured.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would he do that?

[Audience Member/Caller]

Lady?

[Josh Arnold]

What is he thinking?

[Tom Griswold]

So I assume I left us Jason, our EV expert. So could he take that Tesla and put it in a giant bag of rice?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that how that works?

[Tom Griswold]

And then would it be okay to drive the next day?

[Chick McGee]

He is.

[Audience Member/Caller]

If.

[Chick McGee]

Jason. Jason is absolutely justified not to speak to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Ever again.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a Tesla Model C Seac. That's more of a Reader's Digest joke.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. You Know, I bet. I bet it won't start. It's flooded.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got them all.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's flooded.

[Tom Griswold]

You see?

[Chick McGee]

It's a Tesla.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, talk about a carpool.

[Chick McGee]

Big laugh from Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I know my audience.

[Chick McGee]

The guy shouldn't try to.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy shouldn't. You're not supposed to park one of those until 30 seconds after you finished eating.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it's 30 minutes with a car.

[Josh Arnold]

I said take driving lessons, not diving lessons.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, hasn't that been proven? That was just some B.S.

[Pat Godwin]

oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Parents could go smoke cigarettes.

[Tom Griswold]

The 30 minute thing happened.

[Christy Lee]

They just needed a break.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that was their time to go smoke.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you're not familiar with that,

[Chick McGee]

it really caught traction, though.

[Christy Lee]

My mom swore by it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and they put the fear of God.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they.

[Josh Arnold]

They really did.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there were even signs at the pool.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't doubt it. Yeah. Back in the day, I wouldn't doubt it.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, that is what you sound like.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right. I'll just talk like that all the time then. If that's what you want.

[Josh Arnold]

I would kind of love.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on, hang on. I hear no difference.

[Tom Griswold]

I have. I have some special 4th of July M80 suppositories that you can light and sh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, chick, I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

That's okay. So talk with your nice. Easy.

[Tom Griswold]

So this idiot with the. Drove his car into a pool. It could have been any car. It didn't have to be a Tesla.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

He just moronically put it in.

[Christy Lee]

We see this all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't you kind of people nervous about driving into a body?

[Josh Arnold]

That's what you sound like. That's what you sound like.

[Chick McGee]

So anyway, you know, I'm kind of scared about driving a car into a lake. Aren't you? Like, all the time. I'm kind of got phobia about it.

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have window breakers inside all of my cars on the side door panel.

[Christy Lee]

So I got you guys one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a really good episode of mythbusters where the. They dropped a car into a pool to see what you have to do to get out. And they found, if you will, this whole thing about letting the pressure equalize and letting the car fill with water, and in most cases, the doors would open and would the electric windows work and. But yeah, those hammers. Probably a good idea if you had ever.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they're also seatbelt cutters on the other end, which is really helpful.

[Josh Arnold]

So you have a Capechne hammer. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, the Capechni workhorse.

[Christy Lee]

Of the industry, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think I may have to. I think I'll save my request for tomorrow. That's okay. I don't think we have enough time for it, but.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I have time for this. An Arizona family got an unpleasant surprise after the urn they ordered from Amazon arrived with ashes already inside. Ashley Wegner told AZF family that she purchased a small brass heart to hold some of her grandmother's ashes following her pass. Passing? Well, I'm glad she was already passed. It would be bad if she wasn't once it arrived.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, grandma, you're gonna go in this.

[Christy Lee]

When? Once it arrived. Ms. Wagner said she was left shocked when she unscrewed the back and found that it was caked with cremains inside of it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

She has since received a replacement keepsake urn for her grandmother.

[Tom Griswold]

Glad she didn't order a casket.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, Shey.

[Tom Griswold]

There's already some dude in here.

[Chick McGee]

Obviously got the pretty own to use. Earn. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How would you. What that does?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What did somebody. Yeah, I mean, what. So they sent it to someone, they used it, and then I don't know how.

[Jeff Oskay]

They may have used it for the

[Chick McGee]

ceremony and must have returned it so

[Jeff Oskay]

they could get the money back.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you return it or you just rinse it out? You really want to take the trip to Kohl's? Just rinse it out.

[Chick McGee]

You have to put your shoes on and go down to the car.

[Tom Griswold]

This is at least. I guess this may be one of the few businesses that AI can't take over.

[Chick McGee]

Or cremation.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazon's not gonna. Amazon's not gonna have a send in grandma and we'll send you back her body, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think eventually you'll be able to.

[Chick McGee]

Why not?

[Christy Lee]

You can send in cremains and have a diamond made out of.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, you can't send a body in there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you can order like a 25, 22 to $25,000 $2 story home. It's a kit from Amazon.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it arrives and it.

[Christy Lee]

A kit.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it looks.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, they have a bunch of them.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you think it'd be a perfect, like, fishing cabinet?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

They're kind of tiny homes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's not giant, but it's. Right great.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, can you order a casket kit?

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Chick McGee]

Probably.

[Christy Lee]

It's prime days. You could probably get it on sale.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it is prime day, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I think I'm gonna order a custom casket.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, remember the old Westerns? A new guy would come into town and then one guy would come up with a tape measure, start measuring

[Chick McGee]

time.

[Tom Griswold]

You love Amazon so much, Chick, perhaps we could scatter your ashes at an Amazon warehouse when you're gone.

[Chick McGee]

Possibly.

[Tom Griswold]

Or. Or the shoe warehouse at Amazon.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, we are almost done.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, talking about me dying.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all right. It's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. You're laugh now. Now, he who laughs last.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you for joining. Tomorrow, I'm going to squeeze in this special request that I think you'll enjoy very much. All the more reason to come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Audience Member/Caller]

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[Tom Griswold]

Full send golf. You guys know how much I really, really love golf. Full send golf.

[Christy Lee]

2v2.

[Tom Griswold]

Me and VOD versus Big John and Kyle. Oh, it feels good to be back on the links with the boys. Join the party on the golf course.

[Christy Lee]

Back to golf in a big way.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now what?

[Jess Hooker]

Practice.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go hit the the range.

[Josh Arnold]

I was like, let's go to the range.

[Chick McGee]

We are headed to the golf cart, y'.

[Jeff Oskay]

All.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to golf with us?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Christy Lee]

You don't play golf?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Try.

[Tom Griswold]

We gotta break par. I'm very, very excited.

[Pat Godwin]

You excited?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Full send golf. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.