The BOB & TOM Show - June 24, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show — June 24, 2026

Podcast Summary

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Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show embodies its signature blend of comedy, lighthearted banter, sports, news, listener letters, and irreverent conversation about life's oddities. The crew dives into topics like job interviews gone wrong, World Cup fever, food courts, sexting, strange news stories, and welcomes comedian Ryan Hamilton to the show. They also riff on everything from garage door openers to ninja certifications, all while keeping the tone playful and slightly mischievous.

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Main Hosts and Guests

• Tom Griswold
• Bob Kevoian
• Christy Lee
• Chick McGee
• Josh Arnold
• Ace Cosby
• Ryan Hamilton (comedian, guest interview from [99:51] onward)

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Key Discussion Points and Segments

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1. Comedy on Everyday Life and Mundane Mishaps

[01:20]–[03:35]

• The crew opens with a classic bit about awkward job interviews and the pressure to stand out. Chick McGee delivers jokes on job interview faux pas, including the infamous "eager beaver" answer and bringing an empty briefcase to look important.
• Quote:

  “Want to know the truth? My biggest weakness? ... Punctuality. I just can’t seem to get my ass out of bed in the morning.” — Chick McGee [02:26]

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2. World Cup Fever and Cultural Exchange

[03:43]–[07:59]

• The hosts riff on soccer’s popularity, Tom's detachment from the World Cup, and the USA’s unprecedented performance.
• They discuss the influx of international fans, especially Norwegians, and their food preferences—prompting a lively debate on corn dogs, pretzel dogs, and food court culture.

Memorable Observation:

“Sometimes we take these things for granted. I saw a European holding up a corn dog and he couldn’t believe it.” — Tom Griswold [06:24]

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3. Listener Letters and “Mailbag” Fun

[22:13]–[28:10]

• Fans write in with quirky stories: sharing hotels with a national soccer team, alligator rescue techniques, and the global lack of condiments at fine restaurants.
• A letter on “build-your-own furniture tools” sparks discussion of the ubiquity of random Allen wrenches in households.
• Quote:

  “How many random Allen wrenches do you have in your toolbox?” — Bob Kevoian [26:44]

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4. Riffs on Technology and Modern Inconveniences

[17:51]–[21:30]

• Bob details his struggle programming a universal garage door remote, lamenting the lack of printed directions.
• The team pokes fun at inaccessible websites, evolving tech, and user-unfriendly design.
• Quote:

  “In the fading days of the stereo system, they would have dark gray lettering on a black surface...as small as possible because they thought it looked cool.” — Bob Kevoian [21:22]

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5. Sports Desk — Offbeat Sports Updates

[32:21]–[37:45] and [53:06]–[54:57]

• The World Cup: Notable fan Michael “Lumumba Vay” who stands statue-like for the entirety of Congo matches (“does he get bathroom breaks?”), weaving in cultural and historical references.
• NBA Draft updates, world champion pogo stick contest, and the licensing process for Japanese ninjas.
• Quote:

  “He stands perfectly still for the full 90 minutes...His arm raised in the air to honor Patrice Lumumba.” — Chick McGee [28:54]

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6. Food Court & Regional Food Debates

[06:42]–[08:29], [41:44]–[43:10]

• The hosts swap stories about Auntie Anne’s Pretzel Dogs, mall food courts, and the regional difference between sweet and unsweetened iced tea.
• Quote:

  “Order a tea in Chattanooga, that’s just what you’re getting.” — Tom Griswold [42:45]

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7. Sexting in the Modern Relationship (Dating.com Survey)

[77:28]–[88:38]

• Discussion on a survey revealing 1 in 4 people admit to sexting outside their relationship.
• They define sexting, debate what constitutes cheating, role-play AI-generated sexts, and riff on words like “panties” and “moist.”
• Quote:

  “She’ll know it’s part of a bit...Do you want me to come home and put your panties away? Stuff like that.” — Chick McGee [79:32]

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8. Technology, AI, and Modern Romance

[87:07]–[88:38]

• The group experiments with AI-generated sext messages—finding some surprisingly spicy examples online. This led to a reflection on how technology intersects with modern relationships and intimacy.
• Memorable AI sext:

  “I can't stop thinking about all the things I want to do to you later. Consider the rest of your workday an official countdown until we are finally alone.” — (read by Chick, from AI) [87:57]

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9. Interview with Comedian Ryan Hamilton

[99:51]–[118:41]

• Hamilton discusses his new Netflix special "This Just Hit Me," inspired by surviving being hit by a bus.
• Covers recovering, working with Jerry Seinfeld and Nate Bargatze, touring life, and his background growing up Mormon in Idaho.
• Touches on adapting shows to large venues and doing comedy “in the round.”
• Quotes:
  • “When you get hit by a bus, as a comedian, you kind of can’t not talk about that.” — Ryan Hamilton [102:12]
  • “I stood up immediately, actually, which really freaked people out.” — Ryan Hamilton [105:18]
  • “I grew up Mormon in that world. Yeah, yeah, yeah...So it’s just me, I got a family of one over here, but I’m, I’m doing well.” [103:37]

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10. Sexy Time: Listener Relationship Advice

[146:34]–[159:30]

• Christy Lee and Jessica Alsman guide the “Sexy Time” segment, subbing for Ali Breen. Topics: shower beers, dating the separated, oversharing exes, and the etiquette of flirting with in-laws.
• The panel weighs in on the wisdom (or folly) of “bedroom divorce” (separate bedrooms for married couples).
• Quote:

  “If you don’t flirt back, she’s going to get mad...So why is she flirting with inappropriate?” — Christy Lee and Chick McGee [154:21]

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11. Odd News: Showers, Outhouses, Lightning, and Giraffe Hunts

[162:44]–[166:01]

• A California man is rescued from an outhouse tank after trying to retrieve sunglasses, prompting a barrage of jokes about priorities and misadventures.
• Discussion of the urban myth versus reality of lightning striking during showers.
• Ongoing coverage of a missing giraffe in Texas—“the opposite of a needle in a haystack.”

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12. Show Closer: Randomness, Social Commentary, and Sentimental Notes

Throughout

• The group closes with a tribute to Mr. Yuck stickers, teaching moments about American consumer culture, and nostalgic references. Occasional sentimental mailbag moments show their dedicated audience spans generations and life experiences.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• On Sleep Habits and Relationships:

  “Studies have shown less divorces in households with separate bedrooms...” — Tom Griswold [157:14]

• On Life’s Absurdities:

  “Thank your lucky stars today that isn’t you—waking up saying, ‘I’m going to go climb into a pool full of...human fecal material and get a couple shots.’” — Bob Kevoian [164:58]

• Fan Letter Shoutout:

  “We would tune into your show. It made the drive easier and enjoyable through hard times...Proud to say the process was successful. We have an 11 month old son.” — Letter from Caleb [46:22]

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Engaging Moments

• Improv bits: "Backdoor Buddy: The Sodomigo" — a hilarious, faux-Spanish infomercial style commercial parody [09:30]–[13:10].
• Comedy callback to movie lines: “You said of course you’ve seen a dead body—like you worked as a medical examiner somewhere.” — Bob Kevoian [15:37].
• Meta-commentary on podcasting and radio: “Maybe everybody should work for one day in a call center...” — Tom Griswold [38:14].
• Lightning and showers: Debunking, joking, and reading a real electrical company warning letter, blending urban legend and science [145:02]–[145:56].

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Segment Timestamps Guide

• [01:20] Awkward Job Interviews
• [03:43] World Cup Banter & Food Court Talk
• [17:51] Garage Door Opener Woes
• [22:13] Listener Letters & Alligator Fishing
• [26:40] Allen Wrenches & Tools
• [28:10] Restaurant Condiments & Sushi Etiquette
• [32:21] Memorable World Cup Fan Michael “Lumumba Vay”
• [41:44] Sweet vs. Unsweet Tea Regional Culture
• [53:06] World Champion Pogo Stick Discussion
• [77:28] Sexting Survey & Relationship Humor
• [87:07] AI-Powered Romance Messages
• [99:51] Ryan Hamilton Interview Begins
• [146:34] Sexy Time: Relationship Advice
• [162:44] Sunglasses in the Outhouse Story
• [166:01] End: Giraffe Hunt & Show Wrap

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Tone and Style

The episode maintains a loose, rapid-fire, and improvisational tone, with hosts often interrupting each other with punchlines, one-liners, and asides. The crew is self-deprecating, occasionally feisty, and always willing to turn the mundane into material for laughter.

“Life is suffering, Tom.” “It really is.” — [28:09]

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Final Thoughts

This installment exemplifies The BOB & TOM Show’s appeal: a blend of the silly and the sentimental, grounded in relatable struggles, the quirks of Americana, pop culture, and everyday annoyances. From advice columns to sports, and from food nostalgia to internet-era romance, the show offers comic relief—never taking themselves (or the world) too seriously.

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For new listeners:
This recap should help you navigate the show’s energetic tapestry, highlighting standout moments and giving you a flavor of the show’s unique voice. If you want a hearty laugh interwoven with surprising insights—and a slightly skewed look at daily life—this episode is a great example.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Our guest is Dan Greeter in the studio. Good morning, Dan. You're telling us you went to Ohio State University?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you graduate?

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Ryan Hamilton]

Oh, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You majored in journalism? Majored in journalism. Did you take a job then as a journalist of some sort?

[Chick McGee]

No, I had problems with the job interviews.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really wasn't good at these things.

[Chick McGee]

I go on this one, you know,

[Christy Lee]

I'm thinking I'm doing everything right.

[Chick McGee]

I'm looking snazzy. You know, I got my little blue

[Bob Kevoian]

job interviewing suit on, got my brand

[Chick McGee]

new empty briefcase, right? You know, walk in there, big mahogany

[Bob Kevoian]

office, very intimidating job in front of me. A little bit of advice for those

[Chick McGee]

of you out there who may have a job interview in the future. It's always a good idea to bring an extra copy of your resume for yourself to refer to during your viewing process. Because if you're like me, it's hard to remember all the amazing things you've done in your life. Why, Dan, it says here in high school you're national spelling bee champion.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Okay?

[Chick McGee]

Then he starts firing those questions at me like, dan, what's your biggest weakness?

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course, I told him my biggest

[Chick McGee]

weakness was that I just pushed myself too damn hard. I'm an eager beaver. Want to know the truth? Biggest weakness? Ah, hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Punctuality.

[Chick McGee]

I just can't seem to get my ass out of bed in the morning. I hit the snooze there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sometimes I dream I get up.

[Christy Lee]

That's number one.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do that. Motivation.

[Chick McGee]

Close. Second motivation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Write that down.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised. I'm here for Christ's sake.

[Ryan Hamilton]

So early?

[Chick McGee]

You're not exactly right next door, are you, bright eyes? Dan. What do you see yourself in five years?

[Bob Kevoian]

What do I see myself in five years?

[Chick McGee]

Well, sir, God willing, I'll be laid up at home with some work related injury. Live with that Workers Com. You're our kind of man. Sometimes I dream. Hello there, from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. I'm very excited. I am, really. I'm reminded of a guest we have today and I love this guy. It's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick Figee. And sports coming up, including the World Cup. Tom can't tear himself away from the tv. Just can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, honey, Come to dinner.

[Tom Griswold]

Dad, please play with us. No, he won't. No, he's glued to it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's nil. Nil after 90 minutes. I don't want to miss any more.

[Christy Lee]

I'll tell you, the bars around here must be having a field day because the parking lots are packed.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Keeps them off the road. Keeps them off the road. Good.

[Chick McGee]

It seems to be very popular, despite your naysay.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's fine. That's not for me, as Josh would say.

[Ryan Hamilton]

See?

[Chick McGee]

But your revisionist history. You're going back and changing your tune. You said many, many people act like they like the World Cup. That was your.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

Thorn in your side about it. And you were the only one brave enough to stand up and say, no, it's boring. It's boring and I hate it. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, look, just not my thing.

[Chick McGee]

This is the best men's usa. USA World cup soccer team we've ever had in the history of the world.

[Christy Lee]

What time do they play tomorrow?

[Chick McGee]

And we're one of the big countries. 10 o' clock so far. Turkey.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

we play Turkey and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's very good.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Very. I don't. This is confusing. I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

It's confusing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good luck to everybody.

[Christy Lee]

You know they've won two games, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm fully aware of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're Norway guys. They're taking the whole stadium.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They're taking the country.

[Tom Griswold]

It's impressive.

[Chick McGee]

I think we could.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember the rowing thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the Greenland thing that we almost. Yeah. It's going to be Norway. They're going to come. We're going to become Norwegian. Or whatever you say. Norwegian.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to go to Norway. Anybody been there?

[Ryan Hamilton]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

I've always wanted to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Understand it's lovely in the winter.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I won't be going in the winter.

[Chick McGee]

I. You could give me 10 minutes in a globe and I couldn't find Norway to Scandinavian. I'm horrible at geography.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Tom, did you hear that the Norwegians had a bunch of fish and a bunch of brown cheese shipped in their favorite foods?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if Jess Hooker is going to make any of that for us. Can we get some gefelta fish or whatever the hell that is.

[Bob Kevoian]

They want to keep their diet on its normal schedule. So most of the food you're reading about is not for the teams. It's for the fans.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they're. They love things like going to Buc EE's. The.

[Chick McGee]

I like going to Buc EE's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know they're discovering all this cool stuff about America, the fans. But it's. It's a big international thing. I appreciate.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes we take. Take these things for granted. I saw a European holding up a corn dog and he couldn't believe it. And it didn't occur to me. They probably don't have corn dogs everywhere. Everywhere around the world.

[Chick McGee]

I'm telling you. And the ugly American. You cannot get ice in Europe. They don't like it.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

They don't want a cold drink. Too bad. You have to. You have to pack your own ice in a carry on.

[Christy Lee]

You mentioned corn dog. I saw an article yesterday or the day before something somebody from the New York Times went and tried all the food at o' Hare at the airport. Did you see this?

[Ryan Hamilton]

No.

[Christy Lee]

And one of the things that he highlighted as one of the best foods at the airport was the aunt. Is it Aunt Annie's pretzel dogs?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Have you guys had that before?

[Tom Griswold]

I have had Auntie Ann's pretzel dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Are they really good?

[Tom Griswold]

It was delicious.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that. I have to try that next time.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm excited just hearing about it.

[Tom Griswold]

I love.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love those pretzels.

[Christy Lee]

I do too. And then put a hot dog in it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

America.

[Chick McGee]

America.

[Tom Griswold]

I worked for a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Dip them in cheese. Was that.

[Tom Griswold]

It was the one in Nashville that flooded out. What was the name of that big mall?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I remember.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Opry Mills.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Opry Mills. Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You work there?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we had a rolling store there for a few months and I ran it and had to live there instead of.

[Chick McGee]

I ran it into the ground.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was it just like a pop up store?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was a temporary lease, I think six months. And there was an Annie Ann's and. Yeah, I had a few of those every week.

[Chick McGee]

Man, that would be tough to forego if it was right. That and the Luca pizza. I love that right there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, my name is Luca. I serve pizza at the mall.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you think there's something cool about eating in a food court? Like you can go get Chinese and you go get a piece of chicken and you'll get a hot dog and then a pretzel.

[Bob Kevoian]

But isn't it. Hasn't it become sort of a standard that there's a guy standing there with the toothpicks and the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, for sure.

[Christy Lee]

Teriyaki chicken.

[Bob Kevoian]

Teriyaki chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope it's still happening.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's good chicken.

[Bob Kevoian]

So do we have. We have some World cup updates apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Hell yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I have a request. I was trying to get in yesterday and I did not get it on. And it's a special request, so I thought I would get it on early, get it out of the way.

[Chick McGee]

Get it on.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's features of the fine orchestration of the Bob and Tom Band and Orchestra.

[Chick McGee]

And. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

In a world of fake AI Everything. I'm proud to say that we always use real instruments, real strings, real horn players. Come on in and do the sessions.

[Chick McGee]

We put up with their weirdness.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then the beauty of it is you're talking symphony level players and very excellent players, and they come in to do songs like this. This is not really in their normal repertoire. This is. Well, you'll see. But you'll enjoy the. The nice. The nice international feel of the horns.

[Chick McGee]

As a service to our Hispanic friends,

[Bob Kevoian]

the following commercial announcement is brought to

[Chick McGee]

you in both English and Spanish. Hello, I am Juan Popil, famous inventor and president of Juan Com Industries.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hola, El amu. Juan Copil. El Presidente Teleuanco Industries.

[Chick McGee]

Due to a minor problem with the Mexican tax laws, I recently spent a considerable amount of time in a Mexican prison.

[Bob Kevoian]

Blendido le srimente unsuma considerable tiemplo in il casa grande mexicano, where I had

[Chick McGee]

the misfortune of having a particularly amorous sailmate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jose donde tenco la disclesia de tenido un castel consorte muy un amorza un commerced slammer de Botox.

[Chick McGee]

This led me to invent the first product designed to prevent unauthorized rear entry.

[Tom Griswold]

Este mi salida al inventar el producto

[Chick McGee]

pimelo priyat al flaventes no visite Evil after installation unwanted intruders greeted by an ear piercing alarm followed by our patented orifice centric grinding mechanism.

[Bob Kevoian]

This day, installation poor alarma.

[Chick McGee]

And now I am pleased to offer this product to you.

[Bob Kevoian]

The aula soy contentes el prometar il

[Chick McGee]

producto bien alustere new from Juanco Industries. It's the backdoor buddy, the sod amigo.

[Bob Kevoian]

La cosa nueva La Huanco Industries es el sodomigo. It was invented in prison south of

[Chick McGee]

the border where you need some help

[Bob Kevoian]

to keep your bad boys away. Sad amigos, your friend it protects your so you won't be surprised by Jose no.

[Chick McGee]

With the sot amigo backdoor body you won't have to turn the other cheek.

[Bob Kevoian]

El sot amigo como el diablo bastardo entre como el Ned Beatty.

[Chick McGee]

Because we're behind you 100% keeping away unwanted intruders.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't worry about that guy. When you are in bed, it's like having eyes in the back of your head.

[Chick McGee]

Sodomigo Fligamol Industries Cancun, Mexico Sad amigo

[Bob Kevoian]

Flamal Industries Cancun, Mexico well, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, there was an edit done there that I. I was looking forward to. Time for the Spanish. At one point the Spanish announcer says something in Spanish and then he ends it with Fanny Bandit.

[Christy Lee]

That got edited, but there were others.

[Chick McGee]

We had a representative from Rosetta Stone come in, translate all that. Totally on the open.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, very nice, Brennan. Well, thank you. Bye bye. Special request. Yes, from a gent I met at the airport. A gent came up to me and he said, hey, I haven't heard sodomigo. Haven't played that one in years.

[Chick McGee]

Obviously there was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very well, there it is. Some nice singing and some very nice horns in there. Now, we will be happy to get your requests in perhaps, or just get your mail in. A lot of. A lot of letters front of me right now. We'll get to these in a matter of moments. You can reach us, Bob and TomTom.com we always love to hear from you. Right now, speaking of protection, let me

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, we have a great comedian guest, Ryan Hamilton. I'm a huge fan. Looking forward to talking to Ryan. Also, we have giraffes in the news, deer in the news, coyote in the news, dead body news and wow, I don't even know how to. I don't want to give this one away too much, but have you ever

[Chick McGee]

seen a dead body in the wild? Of course, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know, not in a funeral home. Right. Like in the wild.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right. Stumbled upon one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Thankfully no.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean lying dead on the street?

[Chick McGee]

I thought you said. Yeah, but you said of course initially like you were worked as a medical examiner somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

He's one of the k. Stand by me.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

First time we have an odd dead body. Well, lots of dead body stories in kind of a Frankenstein like way. All on the way today to cheer you up.

[Ryan Hamilton]

These are the.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have an uplifting story about a loose giraffe in Texas. Oh, they may. They, I'm not sure they've gotten her home yet, but they, they've spotted her. I guess it wouldn't be that hard.

[Chick McGee]

It's a girl giraffe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How far do those babies fall when they're born? What, 60ft?

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Could have used the boys at O'Reilly yesterday. New windshield wipers on the. On the baby car. That was an ordeal. Lasted three to five hours and turned out I just had to clip one thing and unclip another. Slid right on. Unbelievable. My stupidity has no, no bounds. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's interesting. I had to get a new garage door opener.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. That can be an ordeal.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Mm.

[Bob Kevoian]

And so I got the universal garage door opener. Got home, opened it up. There was the garage door opener. I'm looking for the directions. There aren't any.

[Christy Lee]

You gotta put it up yourself.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean there are no.

[Bob Kevoian]

There were no directions.

[Tom Griswold]

Was there a QR code?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So I had to go online.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And. And then. Then that's how I found it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They didn't even. Didn't even bother.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

So was this a. I. I guess. Did they come over and install a new garage Door opener or was it just the remote button?

[Bob Kevoian]

Just the remote button.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so you got a new.

[Bob Kevoian]

Had to get a new remote button.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like 60 bucks, right?

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, you'd think there'd be some

[Bob Kevoian]

instructions, but then nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, there's a. There's a learning curve. You got to put a. Push a button on the door. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got to get in the ladder,

[Chick McGee]

and it needs to go in learning mode.

[Ryan Hamilton]

It would be nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

And also, by the way, they don't bother marking the buttons. It doesn't say which one's the learn button. There are four buttons up there.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. There has to be a better explanation.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, then you've got it. Then you've got to look up the name of the garage door opener and then go on their website and look. Okay, which one's the learning button?

[Chick McGee]

This is one of those things where Tom's doing this, and I hear this music playing. No, I. I've done it, like, a bunch of times, and I know what that it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then what the directions for the new opener said. If your learning button is yellow, press once. If blue, press Right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I never heard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's. It's confusing.

[Christy Lee]

What color was yours?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not saying it's a secret, but I. I was so proud of myself for getting it done.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. So, okay. Happy ending. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It involved a ladder, and I mean, only about six trips.

[Chick McGee]

So now do you have. Do you use the button on your car? That's how you open the garage door, or is it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a whole separate thing. If you're. If a lot of cars now have a.

[Chick McGee]

Most. Almost all of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

They do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. It's called universal link or something. And you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Same deal, though. You got to prime that, then go out and hit the thing, and then go to climb back down. And so you use.

[Chick McGee]

You use the. The little plastic button that you get at the hardware store instead of remote button on the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because it's portable.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I want to take it on my bike.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Very.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, the point being, they don't even bother attempting to give you directions. I mean, I like to open it up and have the directions in six or seven languages, preferably in type, that you need a magnifying glass a jeweler couldn't read.

[Chick McGee]

You know what this reminds me of? Tom and I had this discussion. We actually agreed on this.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

This all stems from these people who make these websites. And their ideal website in their brain would be a black screen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it's like if you can get into our website, congratulations. They're like the buttons three inches from the bottom and two inches from the side. And you. They don't, they don't want to label anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the same thing. Not user friendly. I can remember in the, the fading days of the stereo system they would have dark gray lettering on a black surface. As small as possible because they thought it looked cool. Yeah. Having stuff that's functional doesn't seem to be the point anymore. Now we have to get to our letters. You can reach us bob and tomobandtom.com. do you have something over there to start?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I was on a small trip three weeks ago. This is from Richard. I stayed at a random town in North Carolina. The hotel had floors completely closed off with security and the bar was going through a couple kegs of beer per evening. You guessed it, the Norway soccer team was staying in my hotel. Yep. They had the floors all cordoned off. Cool. Wouldn't you like to go somewhere like that and. Oh, he's on the first floor. Oh, what room? No, no, he has the whole floor. Wouldn't you like to do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Totally cool, right? Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

In Norway, that's the team that does the, the orange, the escalator rowing thing. That's very cool. That's, that's great. Dear Bob and Tom show. I do not have access to Tom's phone, but I was watching him yesterday check connections that you guys were talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my God. And he was watching you on the

[Bob Kevoian]

video, watching in the video camera. And he takes a crack at my phone code. You're off by one.

[Christy Lee]

You better be careful about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then Mike writes, I'm not surprised that Tom thinks 8, 18, 28 is the greatest lock combination ever. Which I pointed out was a lock that my brothers passed along through the ages. The greatest master lock of all time.

[Chick McGee]

When we, when I had a locker combination, it was in the door.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't as well.

[Christy Lee]

We didn't get to cable take it with us.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't a free roaming built in.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, those lockers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. A master lock you carry with you. It was in the door.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well then with the part of the

[Christy Lee]

lock built in, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But then next year they quote, unquote, change them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, yeah, I can imagine the janitor did that for five minutes, then said, forget it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think you could change the combination locks in the early 70s of the locker doors.

[Bob Kevoian]

But remember the, the article we had that talked about. Don't let them. Don't publish a picture with your hands up like this because they can grab your fingerprints.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not sure if we're getting a little too paranoid, but.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you. You're the champion of this.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You always say there's a guy laying on a slab somewhere who wasn't paranoid enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess. I'm not sure what good having my

[Chick McGee]

fingerprints do you, but Josh is ahead of the curve on this. Do you. Somebody's got all our DNA, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. If you've done any of those family history, ancestry things. Yeah, you're. I mean, the CIA has your tissue.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I mean, all the hotels you've been to. Josh, you're currently being cloned.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've been cloned 17 times.

[Bob Kevoian]

The ceiling scrapings, the hotel.

[Chick McGee]

67. Scrapy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there was that one.

[Chick McGee]

That's a cute little hotel. Now you leave them alone. Dear Bob and Tom show. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

A gummy bear. Thank you, Brian.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy, legends. This is from Bob in Bowling Green, Kentucky. He's a big fan. Folks who rescue alligators and crocodiles oftentimes use heavy duty fishing gear. Hook them because their hides are so thick it doesn't hurt them. They snag and drag and eventually the animals tire out and get pulled to shore. That's got to be a long day, though. Wonder how long it takes to hire

[Tom Griswold]

out an alligator if you're catching an alligator.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. This comes from. I was in South Carolina and a guy had hooked an alligator. Not on purpose.

[Tom Griswold]

He was fishing. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So then I got another letter for a guy, said the idea is you want to cut the. The fishing line as close to the alligator's mouth as you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that it doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, see, that's where the.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that'd be tricky.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, what. How close do you want to get?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you said as close as you can.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're using monofilament, it doesn't matter if you're using braid. That can get expensive. So I'd cut as close to the mouth.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to wonder if there's a guy they call lefty now because he doesn't have a right hand because he wanted to get that. All that fishing line in. Dear Bob and Tom show. This is from Glenn in Ann Arbor, Michigan. I'm a maintenance guy. One of the line leads came to my toolbox today and asked me for an Allen wrench. Except she didn't call it that instead she gave it to me in Tom speak and she said, can I have one of those Build your own furniture tools.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty good. That's reasonable.

[Christy Lee]

It is, exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. How many random Allen wrenches do you have in your toolbox?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my goodness. 38. And not. But not only random, like random sets. Like 10 sets of Allen wrenches in little cases all over the house. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Those are fun. And you can splay them out and make. Make a little art design. Yeah, I've got. I've got a bunch of them.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yes, you can.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom, Showtime. I hope you enjoyed your three day weekend. You are correct. It seems that four and five star restaurants don't bother cluttering the table with condiments such as salt and pepper and sugar, etc. By the way, in Japan, you will not see a dollop of wasabi on your plate of sushi. It's considered disrespectful to alter what the sushi chef has created.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A lot of the nicer sushi restaurants, I won't even have soy sauce or anything like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's from Mick in Detroit.

[Chick McGee]

So you can't. You can't even ask for it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you can.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but it's an insult, especially if

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sitting at the sushi bar.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just finding more and more of these places. No, no salt, no pepper on the table. No. But no Splenda, no equal.

[Chick McGee]

All of this is available. You just have to ask for it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's annoying. They're bossing me around.

[Chick McGee]

Life is suffering, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

It really is.

[Christy Lee]

You like to talk to the servers. I'm surprised you find it annoying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I mean, that's great. I'd like. I'd like this for my coffee. And 12 minutes later I get it back. Oh, that's okay. I'll just drink the water. My coffee's ice cold.

[Chick McGee]

I have something for you, Tom. In the World Cup. Are you ready?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

This gentleman has taken over the Internet. He's from the Democratic Republic of Congo. His name is Michael Nakuka Mumbala Dinga. He's widely known as Lumumba Vay. He's a fan who stands completely still during Congo matches in the World Cup.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my. The entire 90 minutes with his arm raised like that.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. As you see him there, he's wearing

[Bob Kevoian]

bright blue pants, a bright red jacket, a bright yellow shirt with a tie, and he's standing as if he's waving with his right arm high in the air.

[Chick McGee]

He stands perfectly still for the full 90 minutes of the match and practices by standing on a pedestal beforehand, his arm raised in the air to honor Patrice Lumumba, the first prime minister of the Democratic Republic of the Congo and an assassinated independence leader.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, but the people sitting behind him, because he's standing above the crowd,

[Chick McGee]

they make certain allowances and you can

[Tom Griswold]

see on a pedestal. He's literally on a pedestal.

[Chick McGee]

He is standing still. It's not a stopped video. There are people dancing around.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but Those people paid $2,500, didn't they?

[Chick McGee]

Please sit down. This is a mimicking and paying a respect to the famous memorial statue of that slain leader.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, he looks like a statue

[Chick McGee]

in the capital city of Kung.

[Bob Kevoian]

He does that for 90 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

His arm not fall off. That would be so uncomfortable.

[Chick McGee]

That's a fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does he get bathroom breaks?

[Chick McGee]

I would think, but I don't know. There he is. I knew there'd be questions, but even

[Bob Kevoian]

after a while, it gets boring. It's like watching the soccer game.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, in there. No, that's what he does. He stands. Nice, man. We got a hot dog. You want one? Come back.

[Christy Lee]

My fingers have to go numb. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's his name again?

[Christy Lee]

Blood go into him.

[Chick McGee]

Michael and Kuka Boladinga.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, it could be Michelle. It's M I C H E L. So.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well.

[Chick McGee]

And his middle name is Nakuka. N K U K A. I'm sure that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's great.

[Chick McGee]

He used to work with Holly Steve

[Bob Kevoian]

Johnson in America, but whatever.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You do that in an NFL game, you're going to get crap beaten out of you. Sit down.

[Chick McGee]

He was. He wasn't going to come to the World cup, but the players and the coaches and there was a groundswell in the Congo to get him to travel with the team and pick up all his expenses and be with the team.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, it's cool. And it's unusual.

[Chick McGee]

It's very unusual.

[Bob Kevoian]

The whole 90 minutes?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I would. I think at some point, wouldn't you have to, like, as he's standing there with the right arm raised, wouldn't he have to, like, make a. What looks like a peace symbol? It means he needs two beers or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, something. I mean, he's got to be smelling those treats and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man, a hot dog. Yeah, that'd be great if he'd eat a hot dog up there. That'd be amazing. That's a. That's something else.

[Tom Griswold]

Or if somebody could feed him.

[Bob Kevoian]

And where is his. Where is his team? Where's his team playing?

[Chick McGee]

Well, last night, I'm glad you asked, Congo, they were in Guadalajara stadium in Mexico. They lost to Colombia, one nothing. Oh, there you go. But it kind of makes you want to cheer for Congo.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does.

[Chick McGee]

Such a cool thing going on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Score a regular. Another. Another regular scoring fest.

[Chick McGee]

Well now wait a minute. Portugal beat Uzbekistan in Houston last night. Five nothing. Oh geez, that is. That's barn burner, man. Five nothing.

[Christy Lee]

A goalie in trouble.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's Uzbekistan. Goalie is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Arrangements are being made for him, if you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well now, what do you got coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

More World Cup. We had the NBA draft last night. Boy, that off season was. It's too long in the NBA. He said sarcastically. And let's see, we have a world champion pogo. Er.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

All right, that's exactly what you think it is. The fabulous Pogo Stick. A world champion. And ninjas, Japanese ninjas and skateboarders. It's all in sports. It's all coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know. And this is ninja certification.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you have. If you want to be a ninja, you have to be licensed.

[Tom Griswold]

I would hope so.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah. I had no idea not just anybody could be a ninja.

[Chick McGee]

Although being licensed, that would seem to be revealing. Isn't a ninja kind of a secret?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I thought you were supposed to be true ninja. It's a hidden.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we'll find out the details. Right now I want to tell you about our friends at American Financing. What do they do? Well, they're going to try to help you. If you are looking for some cash these days and you own your own home, your house is worth probably a lot more than it was just a few years ago. You can take advantage of that equity without selling it. So this is what I'm talking about here. American Financing specializes in looking over your situation. Depends where you live, of course, how long you've owned your house, et cetera, et cetera. They have salary based mortgage consultants. There's no upfront fees, there's no pressure. Salary based consultants that can look at your situation and see if you could grab some of that equity. Their average client right now is saving about 800 bucks a month. You can use the equity and get some cash and perhaps pay off some high interest credit cards or stick a new kitchen in your house, whatever it might be. No upfront fees, no pressure. Like I said, they have salary based mortgage consultants. In about 10 minutes they can run some numbers See if it might work for you. They even have a thing that they could possibly help you skip two mortgage payments so you can catch up. Give American financing a call. 866-889-2611 it's easy to remember this. American financing.net do me a favor. Do Bob and Tom because they'll know that we sent you. That'll help us. That'll help them. Once Again, it's American Financing.net NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumerAccess.org APR for rates in the five

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit American Financing.net BobandTom Average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com

[Tom Griswold]

Zootopia 2 has come home to Disney. Let's go get ready for a new case.

[Christy Lee]

We're gonna crack this case and prove we're the greatest partners of all time.

[Bob Kevoian]

New friends.

[Christy Lee]

You are Gary the Snake. And your last name the Snake.

[Chick McGee]

Dream team. New habitats.

[Bob Kevoian]

Zootopia has a secret reptile population.

[Ryan Hamilton]

You can watch the record breaking phenomenon at home.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're clearly barking it.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Zootopia 2 now available on Disney Plus.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rated PG.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's. Is that Josh Arnold? It is. My gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Or is it Unzip Lizard Man?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Nobody saw that coming, huh? There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee and. Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Tom. I would love it if you were an alien.

[Chick McGee]

So cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you something secret off the air.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Would you put us on the protected roles if you were.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of you are on the Do Not Kill scrolls.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was on the anal probe list.

[Christy Lee]

I have an idea.

[Chick McGee]

How do you know? How do you know? You wouldn't like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, you are not on the basic anal probe list. You are on the anal probe no anesthetic list.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great. Good to know. I have a question.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

You make a call to some kind of handyman, A service department? No. What's the word I'm looking for?

[Christy Lee]

Customer service.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, customer service.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they have that thing where they go, these calls may be recorded.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a theory on this. I think that there's someone listening, taking notes and the really morons calling in like me. They save those for the Christmas party.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

I absolutely believe that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Listen to this moron that can't get his garage door to open.

[Tom Griswold]

I would like to. I hope that's happening somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But as somebody who's worked in a call center and was recording.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I can't imagine they're doing it

[Tom Griswold]

so they can listen to their employees. Do they ever make sure that you're saying all the correct prompts and everything?

[Christy Lee]

So do they call you in and do an air check like we had to do back in the day?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You would get it. I would hang up, and then I would get an immediate call. Hey, we just listened to your call. Here's what you did, right. Here's what you could do better.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness gracious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you also noticed it's impossible to hang up on them?

[Christy Lee]

I hung up yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a rule where we could not hang up until the other person did.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I'm just saying, sometimes they want to keep you longer. They've done what you wanted them to do. That's okay, fine. Can I do anything else for you? No, we're all good. And then they come back with yet another.

[Tom Griswold]

They're trained. You have to say those things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I understand that, but it's super annoying.

[Tom Griswold]

I get it.

[Bob Kevoian]

After I said, hey, thank you very much. You've done a great job, Raheeb. And I gotta run.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? Right.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta run. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got things to do. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I think everybody might. Maybe it's one of those jobs where everybody should work for one day in a call center and then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Because my patience for him is

[Chick McGee]

I kind of changed. My daughter worked for a call center for a little bit. She kind of went nuts about it and how awful people are. There was one of those little sayings on the Instagram or one of them that said, the way you say representative to 800 number is the real you.

[Tom Griswold]

Person.

[Chick McGee]

Representative. Oh, you've done it.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

That's funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, let's move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

I. First of all, I. I need to thank Brock in Clarksville, Tennessee. I put up a picture on Sunday of my dad for Father's Day, and it's an old fuzzy picture. That's the. That's the old. And Brock in Clarksville, Tennessee, had it updated. And it looks like that.

[Christy Lee]

That is amazing.

[Chick McGee]

And that looks a lot like my dad, but that doesn't look like me so much. How did he do that, but it's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

And your, your dad looks incredibly handsome, but he. What's. Who's the guy that had the bear on tv? The actor?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Dan Haggerty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dan Haggerty.

[Chick McGee]

Grizzly Adams. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean really.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he looks like he could be in any of those 80s rock bands. My dad's Marshall Tucker or any of those.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he's got, he's got a beautiful full beard. I, I. Are those blue eyes?

[Chick McGee]

No. Champagne.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he's incredibly handsome.

[Chick McGee]

He's got that thousand yard stare. You'd believe it if he said. Yeah, I was a sniper.

[Bob Kevoian]

How old is he? Yeah, that must be one of your Dad's.

[Chick McGee]

This is 1976, so he was 36 and I was, I was.

[Bob Kevoian]

How much LONGER did he.

[Chick McGee]

76. Five more years. No, I, no, seven more years.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the photo aged 18 year old Chick McGee. There you look closer to it almost looks like you guys are the same age.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. Yeah, well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you look great photo.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's great about is you look so happy.

[Chick McGee]

Who me? No, that's my sarcasm. Look, if you see a lot of my bottom teeth, I want to go away.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

No, have you ever done that? You show your bottom teeth?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be back.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've got, you've got to post that. That your father is just so handsome.

[Tom Griswold]

The ladies must have swooned.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there, there might have been some unreasonable jealousy on my mother's part, but some of it might have been justified. From what I remember.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was just gonna say from what the stories I've heard, the jealousy was probably pretty reasonable.

[Chick McGee]

Possibly. Okay, well, you know, why waste your time with that A harpy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Renee writes. Yes, Tom. I went to two upscale restaurants the other day. Yep, there's no salt and pepper on the table. I find this annoying. By the way, I always drink iced tea with the pink sugar. That's sweet and low. I carry it with me because I'm not hip enough like you to use Splenda or equal. Well, sorry, but it's not on the table either. So I'm just asking the restaurants to please provide.

[Tom Griswold]

Dom, have you gotten pretty good to where we could hand you four iced teas and everything? They look completely the same. But one has Splenda, one has Equal, one has Sweet and Low.

[Bob Kevoian]

I could tell the sweet and Low.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Blended equal for my palate are pretty close.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And now owned by the same company, interestingly enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it, I would say, in my experience, Splenda is a Lot more prevalent. I was. I was in South Carolina for the weekend, and I never saw Equal anywhere that.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that just pure sugar country, though? That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

There was a lot of. There was a lot of. There was a lot of raw sugar, and then the sugar in the brown sleeve, whatever that's called. No. And then there was white sugar, and then there was that green crap, whatever that is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, stevia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stevia.

[Chick McGee]

Now, how do you respond to sweet tea there in the sale?

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I prefer to sweeten it myself.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I. I am all about that sweet tea, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. I can't do it anymore.

[Chick McGee]

So good.

[Tom Griswold]

Just my. I mean, it's just so sweet. But that used to be my jam.

[Chick McGee]

I think if I have one more glass, all of my back teeth will fall.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, you order a tea in Chattanooga, that's just what you're getting.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. They don't even ask.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Or Valdosta. You're getting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I went to a bunch of different places in South Carolina. Every place I went, I got iced tea. And every place asked me if I wanted sweet tea or regular.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they smelled the Yankee in you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they sure did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how they figured that out with one glance.

[Chick McGee]

He works for the FBI or he's from New York City.

[Tom Griswold]

That's called Columbia University hat over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do. I do have that. That narc look that I don't really

[Tom Griswold]

cultivate, but because I used to have to. I would travel. I liked unsweet tea, and whenever I traveled in the South, I'd have to drive with a six pack of unsweet tea. The Lipton. Because you. In gas stations, I couldn't find it. It was so rare.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'm not a big.

[Tom Griswold]

Either sweet or extra sweet.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not much of a big government guy, but I would like to see bottled tea made illegal. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, you just haven't tried the.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

There are good bottles. I maybe have to find one way

[Tom Griswold]

better than the gun tea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That's awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that gets rough.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got a really sweet letter here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Headline, huge. Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

I like unsweet letters.

[Christy Lee]

You like to sweeten them yourself.

[Chick McGee]

You want a letter with that? Sweet or unsweetened?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'll come back with this. I don't want to have to run through this too quick because it's such a nice letter. I know Christy will really appreciate that.

[Christy Lee]

I have a quick one, though. This is from Cheryl in Des Moines. She's retired and she drives for Amazon in the morning. She does the 5 to 9am shift.

[Chick McGee]

Thank God for you, ma', am, bringing me my packages.

[Christy Lee]

We love you. And she just wanted to say she enjoys the show so much. She laughs her whole time at work listening to the show.

[Tom Griswold]

We sure do appreciate.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have her email?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna shoot back to what is she laughing at is what I'm gonna. I would really. I think that would help me to find out what.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, be safe out there, Cheryl.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Amazona. Okay, we've got a great sweet letter on the way. A wonderful comedian is going to be joining us later today. Ryan Hamilton.

[Chick McGee]

I love him.

[Tom Griswold]

He's very funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huge fan.

[Tom Griswold]

And a jerk though, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't meet your heroes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Possibly the nicest guy.

[Chick McGee]

Just so unreasonable.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you hate that when someone's really nice and smart, sincere and funny? Yeah, boy, I hate that jerk. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm about to go get my iced tea. You should do the same. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

This episode is brought to you by State Farm.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

worrying about insurance and more time enjoying the ride. Download the State Farm app or go online@state farm.com. like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the NewsDev.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Cosby. Abby, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, hello, hello. Hey, Tom, you got a letter there, you said as we release, a real happy one.

[Ryan Hamilton]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll put a nice letter. This is from Caleb in Charles City, Iowa.

[Chick McGee]

Caleb kicking it old school with the name, he says.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big fan of the show. Frequent listener since I was in high school. A couple years ago, my wife and I decided IVF was the best route for conception.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

We came to this conclusion after speaking to a number of doctors. This involved daily drives to the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota, a 90 minute drive from here.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a pretty good doctor's office.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do a good job.

[Bob Kevoian]

Check in was usually at 7am you want to do the Math here.

[Christy Lee]

They're getting up early.

[Bob Kevoian]

We would tune into your show. It made the drive easier and enjoyable. Through hard times and the occasional bad results and long mornings, we had hope. With the Bob and Tom show playing on our journey. Proud to say the process was successful. We have an 1111 month old son.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wonderful.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's our greatest accomplishment and we're so blessed.

[Chick McGee]

Caleb Jr. You think?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I, I was hoping this letter would end. Robert Thomas.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It doesn't. We're busy with the little guys. We still tune in to hear your familiar voices. Well, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's wonderful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks, Caleb.

[Tom Griswold]

Congrats.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder what the kid's name is.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure he'll write us and tell us. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Love to hear from you. I'm glad that worked out.

[Chick McGee]

Seems like a letter half finished there.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe he knows. He knows better than to give us too much information.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The opposite of IVF and bringing someone into the world will be coming up in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, is it rip?

[Bob Kevoian]

So that means it's rip and then. So it's taking, it's taking, it's taking the, the piece.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Out of the rest. And I mean pieces. It's grim, but that'll be. Well, we'll give you a little time to think about that. In the meantime, we will investigate things at the sports desk. What's happening over there?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob at Top show asked Tom to explain to me how Lassie, Rin Tin Tin and Spin and Marty were very important to me. But I didn't like Sea Hunt. It sucked. Oh, that's Greg. Explain it, Tom. You love See Hunt.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was an adventure show. Like I said before, you, you're a kid and you have to realize there's stuff beyond your suburban life depending on where you live. If you live on a farm, you want to see, hey look, there's an ocean out there. If you live in the ocean, you want to see, hey, there's, there's cool things going on with horses in the country.

[Chick McGee]

You know what you should do? And you won't do this because you're too busy, but you should carve some time out and make one of those half hour travelog shows for the tv. Like focus on and do it in a serious way. Like this week it's Tahiti and talk to the natives and I don't have

[Bob Kevoian]

time to go to Tahiti.

[Chick McGee]

I could see you doing that.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Would.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you have a lot of advice and I think you should put it to a good use.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the third show mentioned in

[Chick McGee]

that letter Ren 10. Spin and Marty and Lassie.

[Tom Griswold]

Spin and Marty, I'm not familiar with

[Chick McGee]

that was a hanger on of the Mickey Mouse Club. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Short little clips that were in syndication. It was filmed way earlier, I think in the 50s.

[Chick McGee]

Spin and Marty was the equivalent to the Simpsons on Tracy Almond.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it was good.

[Christy Lee]

They were.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was cool. They were riding horses and doing fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Were they real, real people or.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, gotcha. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was. They were actors.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean, yeah, but they're not animated.

[Bob Kevoian]

A fair question. And one of them actually ended up

[Chick McGee]

on this show once, Tim Constantine.

[Bob Kevoian]

He became a expert photographer.

[Chick McGee]

He's kind of a dreamy motorcycle guy. Wow. He was a teen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Now if you'd like to reach us, we're here. Bob and [e-mail] Love to hear from you at any time.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. Dear Bob and Tom show. Your mom is so fat. Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

When she wears high heels, she hits oil.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a good one. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And don't get the shark tacos in Milwaukee. That's from Duncan.

[Christy Lee]

The shark tacos.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we were talking about sharks inland. Remember yesterday there are no sharks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're not going to be. The odds of being attacked by shark in Wichita are lower than that of those in Martha's Vineyard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I must have missed something when I was gone Monday. Mr. Yuck.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we talked about.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember the green stickers that you put on Control?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Something about Jess and her brother when they were growing up. Mr.

[Tom Griswold]

It would let kids know. So you would put it on your household chemicals as opposed to. Yeah, like, hey, that's not maple syrup. There's a Mr. Yuck.

[Chick McGee]

And Mr. Yuck had a sign you put underneath your sink. So.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Poison control number and. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, Andrew is kind enough to write. I heard you guys talking about the Mr. Yuck stickers. I grew up seeing these all over bottles in the cabinet under the kitchen sink. That's a great idea. He goes, they still sell them. I bought a couple of sheets last year.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I put them on co workers lunches that have been in the fridge for too long.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's great, Andrew. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Now, do you think he's a great co worker or is he one that irritates everyone?

[Christy Lee]

Hmm.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna say with that level of humor, that's. He's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not abused. He's not.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, all right.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think he sounds like a fun guy.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's good news. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised you don't have Mr. Yuck stickers everywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was not aware of Mr. Yuck.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised by that, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Because.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I had Mr. Yuck in that.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, you're older, but not that much older.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Everywhere we saw them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really? It's a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was cool. And it's not a bad design.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever put anything in your mouth you had to induce vomiting?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. All right.

[Christy Lee]

No. Syrup of epicac or whatever it's called.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I've never, never had any problems in that, bro.

[Christy Lee]

Get the ippy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do. I forget what I did, but once in my life, my mom washed my mouth out with soap.

[Tom Griswold]

Same. It was only once.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I remember which bathroom it was, and it was. God, it was awful.

[Tom Griswold]

It happened, Oscar, all the time.

[Christy Lee]

How does that work? Do they get the soap. Soap. The wa. The bar soap wet?

[Tom Griswold]

No, she just had me Christmas story style. I just had to hold the bar in my mouth.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wish I could remember what I did. It must have been really fun.

[Christy Lee]

It was Ivory soap. That wouldn't have been so bad.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm with you, Tom. I'd like to know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What funny thing I said that she just wasn't in the mood.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody's a critic. And I could see the corner of my eye, my dad was laughing. Okay,

[Bob Kevoian]

now turning to sports.

[Chick McGee]

We had the NBA draft last night. BYU freshman forward A.J. debanzo went number one to the Washington Wizards. Oh, I'm sorry. The Washington Wizards. And let's see, Utah Jazz followed. Chose Kansas freshman Darren Peterson. Memphis took Duke freshman forward Cameron Boozer. Chicago took North Carolina freshman Caleb Wilson. And boy, it was a long off season for the NBA. I'm glad the season's back up and running again. Michael Mena's dream. That's me. N A. This is from Pittsburgh. Michael Mena's dream of becoming a world champion pogo er has finally come true.

[Tom Griswold]

He did it, huh?

[Chick McGee]

He's 33 years old. He works as an automated software tester in Canada. He recently won the Big air and best trick titles at the annual Poga Palooza event that takes place in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Tom, that's, like, right up there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would have loved that.

[Chick McGee]

Mena and his fellow pogo enthusiasts gather each year to showcase their skills. Very unique action sport. There are challenges, there are injuries. They remain passionate about pogoing and all things Pogo. The event feels like a family reunion. They say more than a competition. They're dedicated to growing the sport organic.

[Christy Lee]

Remember we had the pogo guy at the fair?

[Ryan Hamilton]

Remember we interviewed?

[Bob Kevoian]

The pogo guy was amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He would pogo around the fair.

[Bob Kevoian]

He would do flips and I think

[Chick McGee]

we have some of the competition of

[Bob Kevoian]

him video of this guy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm pogoing doing a prior record. Prior record of.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, here we go.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's a high jump like thing.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

How does he get that kind of height?

[Chick McGee]

I could never pogo because I. Oh, he does.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he does a forward flip while pogo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that guy's way too fat to get the pogo stick off.

[Tom Griswold]

You couldn't get the pogo stick going.

[Chick McGee]

Couldn't get it off the ground. Huh? Maybe they.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I'm a chubby kid and I could get it going.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe they have industrial strength pogos. Don't they have like souped up pogo sticks? I bet they do.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess for fat people at some point the pogo stick becomes a jackhammer.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it just becomes a stick.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no. You don't like the notion of a jackhammer at breaking the concrete as it goes.

[Chick McGee]

Tom knows about the pain of being a factor. More sports coming up including ninjas and skateboarding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, thank you very much. Thank you very much. Also coming up, comedian Ryan Hamilton. He's terrific and sexy. Time with Ali Breen. You can always reach Ali Breen with your love troubles. It's a L L I B R E E and you'll find her on your favorite social media platform. Speaking of various platforms, Patty G. Pat Godwin's under the weather today but he's got a great comedy special out there now. It's on the Dry bar website of the Dry Bar app. I recommend it highly. It's very funny and we're hoping that Pat feels better and can get back in here. He still got his recovering from his shoulder surgery and now to add injury to injury, he has a pretty bad cold. Alright, I want to tell you about Brickhouse Nutrition. The doctors there have decided to help you out if you're trying to lose some serious weight. This is not for casual dieters. They have developed and by the way, it's also, it's not a injectable, it's a. It's a weight loss supplement called Lean L E A N. And Lean is designed to help you lose more than £10 by helping you to lower your blood sugar and burn fat by converting it into energy and curb your appetite, curb those cravings. Once again, it's Lean L E A N not for the casual dieter. If you'd like to lose ten pounds or more, get involved in a proper program of diet and exercise with Lean 20% off. By the way, if you act today and we have free rush shipping so you can add lean to your healthy diet and exercise plans, once again, you can get it by going to takelean.com, the code is Tom for that 20% discount on the rushed shipping. Once again, take Lean L E A N. Results, of course, for weight loss are going to vary. These products and statements haven't been evaluated by the fda. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. You'll find out about it by visiting takelean.com see if this is for you. Once again, takelean.com coming up in the news, we have kind of a Frankenstein story. In real life, you'll find out about does the monster live or does he taste good? These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. I get so many headaches every month.

[Christy Lee]

It could be chronic migraine, 15 or more headache days a month, each lasting four hours or more.

[Bob Kevoian]

Botox Autobotulinum toxin a prevents headaches in adults with chronic migraine. It's not for Those who have 14 or fewer headache days a month. Prescription Botox is injected by your doctor. Effects of Botox may spread hours to weeks after injection causing serious symptoms. Alert your doctor right away as difficulty swallowing, speaking, breathing, eye problems or muscle weakness can be signs of a life threatening condition. Patients with these conditions before injection are at highest risk. Side effects may include allergic reactions, neck and injection site pain, fatigue and headache. Allergic reactions can include rash, welts, asthma symptoms and dizziness. Don't receive Botox if there's a skin infection. Tell your doctor your medical history. Muscle or nerve conditions including als, Lou Gehrig's disease, myasthenia gravis or Lambert Eaton syndrome and medications including botulinum toxins as these may increase the risk of serious side effects.

[Chick McGee]

Why wait? Ask your doctor.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly autopilot parts. They've been known to put windshield Wipers in for you if you have. Are struggling trying to figure out how to do that. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, there. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We've got a couple of sports items.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, before we get to him, a couple corrections and bits of advice. First off, yesterday, what was this? Oh, I know. We had a story about a guy, a guy that was trying to park a Tesla. And this has no reflection on the Tesla, by the way. He was just trying to park, and he somehow.

[Christy Lee]

He hit the accelerator instead of the brake. It was in Connecticut, and a lifeguard had to rescue the guy out of the pool.

[Chick McGee]

Are you left?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. He drove right into the pool.

[Bob Kevoian]

He drove into a pool. And I think, as Josh said, talk about a carpool.

[Tom Griswold]

Indeed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But I did discover that they were able to get. They got a crane, and they brought the Tesla out, and they put it into a gigantic bag of rice, and it's doing just fine. But then I mentioned that there was an episode of Mythbusters where they submerged a car to see how you could get out. And with the windows open, with the doors open. We all have been concerned about that, and I believe that. Josh, you said you have the. You described it as the kopechny hammer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oskar has them in his cars. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And those are. I've seen those ads for those things. It's got, like, a seatbelt cutter.

[Christy Lee]

I actually bought you all one for Christmas one time, and.

[Tom Griswold]

And it must have been before me.

[Bob Kevoian]

For you, it's got a little hammer, so you could bust out the window, I guess, then let the water rush in, then swim out. Is that the idea?

[Christy Lee]

I guess. I hope I never find out.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was advised that this is. Is from Blake. He said the metal posts on most headrests have a point designed to use to break the windows.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I've heard that, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Man to have the wherewithal to remember, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I've already forgotten. So how does that work?

[Christy Lee]

You pull the headrest out?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You turn around, hit that button on

[Christy Lee]

the headrest, and then hit your window.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't get my headrest to move.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never. Can never find the button. They hide them.

[Chick McGee]

They hide them.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll drown. The rest of us know what?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we'll get out.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, he has a suggestion to make a. What's called the. A special cocktail called the Chappaquiddick Huh? You add the ingredients you like, and then you let it rest for 10 hours underwater.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. Also, correction. Oh, I was talking about the. Some of the great bands that are out this summer, and there's so many terrific artists out there, young and old.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I mentioned the Happy Together tour, which.

[Chick McGee]

You know, where we're heading.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I just. I'm a big fan of some of these old bands, including the association, but I'm not gonna talk about the song Enter the Young.

[Chick McGee]

No, they have much better songs that were much more popular. Of course they. Enter the Young was never. I just love Killer.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I. I did mention that the Turtles are no longer featuring Flo and Eddie.

[Chick McGee]

What? Why not?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, because. And I thought. I thought they were both deceased. That is not correct. Mark Volman, who died sadly, flowing.

[Tom Griswold]

Eddie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Howard. Howard Kalin.

[Chick McGee]

The heavier of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Howard Howard Kalin is alive, but not well enough to perform.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Two water names.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they were. Yeah, they were. It's really complicated. They were under contract. They couldn't use the name the Turtles. They were with Frank Zappa and the Mothers. They're great vocalists. They sang with Springsteen and what was there? T. Rex.

[Tom Griswold]

Imagine me and you. I do.

[Chick McGee]

What's the one. Show me how the way the slow one. I'm not getting it right.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Turtles had some great songs.

[Chick McGee]

They did have some.

[Bob Kevoian]

In any event, they also toured as Flow and Eddie.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very.

[Bob Kevoian]

It gets a little confusing. But the good news is Howard Kalin is still alive. And I'm sorry that I.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I stated that incorrectly.

[Chick McGee]

Howard, as we're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gosh. It was all. That was the correction.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. No, you saw what.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think anybody would have been clamoring to know the truth behind any of that.

[Chick McGee]

No, I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't want to report someone as being deceased. That was, in fact.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you shouldn't have really reported it at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

You had asked me, and I was.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I promise you, I didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

You personally,

[Tom Griswold]

I love that. Yeah, that's. I. Man, I wish you were doing your press secretary so bad for anybody. Just anybody's press secretary, but I would hire you in a second.

[Bob Kevoian]

Putting the spin.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I. I misstated it. I.

[Chick McGee]

Is it you. You showed me. You showed me.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they do that one?

[Chick McGee]

I think so. And Eleanor, Gee, I think you're as well. That's a good song.

[Bob Kevoian]

But.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, because I'd like to get to know you. Is that the term?

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to get to know you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I know I'd like to

[Chick McGee]

get to bang you.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was kind of one of those hippie anthems that I couldn't stand. That's when you want to get out. Black Sabbath. And what did you do?

[Chick McGee]

What did you do during that time? You were at a flashpoint. You were there, right at the 70s, New York City, and these. All these guys sitting around talking about the government and the United States and we got. Give it back to the people. Did you roll your eyes a lot and. No, no, I was. You were right there with them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was going to see Lou Reed and rock and roll animal having a good time.

[Chick McGee]

Did you tell some girl at that point in your life that you were every bit as subversive as she was? If it got you laid, would you do that?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I find that hard to believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick is the song that you showed me once. Exactly what to say. That's a great song.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

That's the turtles.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. The grim reaper of love is on their golden hits. The turtles golden hits from 1960.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd have to hear them. I have to drop a needle on that one. I don't know. Now, while you read the Internet, why don't we get back?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. We've got a story ready. That's right. Over 130 official ninja candidates flocked to Japan. Flock to J. Can we turn that down a little bit, please? Flock to Japan to take a special ninja certification test. The Japan Times reports that the Coca Ryu ninja certification exam held in Coca city. It's right next to Pepsi city, includes written questions as well as marks for ninja star throwing. Ninja attire. By the way, the ninja star in Japanese is the Jackie Chan, right? Shuriken. It's more like Michelle. Michelle Yeo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, boy. I got it for her, man. I don't know you, do I?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I can make that happen.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Don't tease me.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to talk to Mishy? I would. That's how well I know her.

[Chick McGee]

That would be my pet name for Mishi. What can I do for you, mishi? For the 18th iteration of the test, participants traveled from across Japan and abroad with ages ranging from 9 to 76 years old. There were 93 beginner level candidates, 28 intermediate, and 10 advanced candidates.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are the ones they could see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

The really good ones. There are probably a thousand people there.

[Chick McGee]

I bet there were, Tom, because he can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, just saying, if you know anything about ninjas.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember the name of the fake martial Arts movie in Kentucky Fried Movie.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what was that?

[Tom Griswold]

A fistful of Yen.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you got a bunch of dudes in black pajamas.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

Is a ninja a Japanese thing or a Chinese thing? I thought it was a Chinese thing.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, that's actually a good question. I think it's Japanese.

[Christy Lee]

Is it?

[Chick McGee]

No, Japanese.

[Christy Lee]

I always thought it was Chinese.

[Bob Kevoian]

But this doesn't require any skills of the martial arts. This is just throwing stars and dressing in black pajamas.

[Chick McGee]

Throwing stars is martial arts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's a skill.

[Chick McGee]

What is martial. They mean fighting?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I mean is there judo, karate, jiu jitsu, any of the actual martial arts?

[Chick McGee]

Real clear on all the details.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what martial art ninjas would. Japanese would actually like what their number one martial art is.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't there like.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I guess it's ninjutsu. That's why they're. That's why they're called ninjas.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't there like a hundred hundreds of different self defense techniques like Krav Maga and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Drunken boxing and all sorts of stuff. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once these guys get certified do, then they go back to their regular country and. And drive for doordash or collect Star wars figurines.

[Ryan Hamilton]

What do they.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you do with it? What does a. Maybe they have their own dojos.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

They run, they train and they run. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coach, I think these guys are a bunch of dorks.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think if you had a dojo and it's. I am an actual certified ninja. That guy's getting more business than somebody else.

[Chick McGee]

And you, you could have a dojo. You would take right to that. You walk in and oh, Sensei, Sensei's here. Hello. All right, Sensei.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds like a breath mint.

[Tom Griswold]

I took Kenpo for two years.

[Chick McGee]

Did you?

[Tom Griswold]

Got a couple belts.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Technically I still have them even though I couldn't do anything. Like once you have a belt, it's not. I don't think you. I think, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

MAGA a couple times.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Was it fun?

[Christy Lee]

It was more of a self defense kind of thing. I couldn't. I don't know what it. You'd have to practice it to remember it to make it same.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. With Kenpo, did your mom and dad send you to like when you were a kid? Tom. Some sort of self defense class or. No karate or.

[Christy Lee]

None of your kids ever did karate, did they?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to eventually do it again. It was a great workout. Yeah, it's a really good Discipline, huh? I wonder what pissed him off.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I did everything.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't mean here and. No, I don't mean here in the room.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean in life. Something with. Yeah. Something with martial arts.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I know.

[Chick McGee]

I think story. I read it word for word.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I was midsense and you screamed next. That tells me there's something I. I

[Chick McGee]

interjected as much

[Christy Lee]

over there that you want to talk about.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just find this boring.

[Chick McGee]

Well, then why did you give me the story? Hang on a second. This will save us. A skateboarder has completed the 3000 mile cross country journey with a whole of breaking his own Guinness world record. Chad Caruso set off from Venice Beach, California on May 1st.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's because he wanted to go downhill.

[Chick McGee]

And rolled into.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would have started like at the top of Vail Mountain or something.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you there's somebody who can tell us that. Yeah. You know, the United States leans toward New York. Did you know that? Like, I don't understand.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you do this?

[Chick McGee]

He's rolled in. He set off. Venice Beach, California, May 1. Rolled into Jacksonville, Florida, 39 days. On June 8, Caruso broke his own world record of 57 days as the fastest male athlete to skateboard across the United States. Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta be all quads.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I would imagine there's as much coasting as you can possibly fit in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you switch legs?

[Christy Lee]

That's what I was gonna say. Because you're doing the right leg the whole time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You'd have hip dysplasia.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'd look rather odd.

[Chick McGee]

That's one of those things where you'd get off the skateboard and it would still feel like you're on the skateboard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

After doing that, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think he, Marty McFly, did ever and just held onto the bumper of a truck?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Probably wouldn't. Do you think a Guinness guy followed him the whole way to make sure he didn't do stuff like that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Who knows, man. Do you. I mean, do you go on regular roads?

[Chick McGee]

I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I saw a kid downtown yesterday on a regular road, skateboarding away.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they keep up for the most part.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I was shocked.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, I blame myself. But somebody on one of those E bikes, it was. I almost took one right up the old ass. It's amazing how fast and how many and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The other thing is how quiet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's like they're on you before you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm such a doddering old fool.

[Tom Griswold]

And you at least put some playing cards in those spokes or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, man. Scared me to death. And I thought of Tom because he was, he was way ahead on the curve on this. Don't like the E bikes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I don't think they should be on the trails that are for regular bikes.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

If they should, they're going too fast. They're going to kill somebody.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now what's coming up?

[Chick McGee]

That's sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that concludes our sports broadcast.

[Chick McGee]

We'll have more updates at some point for the. The World Cup.

[Tom Griswold]

So we have an earlier American game tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's a 10 o' clock at night. 10 o' clock tomorrow night from SoFi. 7 o' clock their time.

[Bob Kevoian]

My bad.

[Tom Griswold]

I've had it 10am in my head this whole time.

[Chick McGee]

United States and Turkey, okay. And we. I don't know what happens in Turkey.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this is the one that, that they're going to set out a bunch of the players.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I hope they don't get too cocky, but yeah. And by all accounts, this is the best United States soccer team that you people might ever see.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

End of story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. Christine, what have you got coming up over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have donuts in the news. We have sexting in the news. Beet juice could be very good for you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you like the beet juice tomorrow?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. The sexting story is really interesting. It's apparently really taking off among people of all ages.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

So I think if asked if it was a thing that someone else wanted, a cure, I think I would participate. If that's what they wanted. Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does sexting, does that automatically mean visual? No, content does sometimes just naughty talk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can sext without ever having sent a photo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Because you know, you ever do that, grab your phone, you reach down between your legs and ease the seat back?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I don't take photographs of it.

[Chick McGee]

No. That's Def Leppard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I need one of those extender things.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You would need your selfie. Sick. Because, yes, your penis is too large. We all know that's exactly what.

[Tom Griswold]

What a curse.

[Chick McGee]

How do you get up, put up

[Tom Griswold]

with that old man back mustard?

[Chick McGee]

It's just too. It's a burden.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, comedian Ryan Hamilton. Also coming up, Sexy Time with Ali Breen. And sexting info is up next, as well as the search for a missing giraffe. You know, you think of all things it would be. This is not exactly needle in a haystack stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's Kind of the opposite, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe he's wearing a fake mustache. I'd like to. He's not in here, officer. And it's a movie theater. And there's obviously a long giraffe neck, but he's wearing a hat. There's people in here.

[Chick McGee]

It's another far side.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're looking for him at a place that sells long scarves. He's trying to hide with an ascot. We'll get a giraffe update from Texas. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Just gotta get ahold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you hear that? Sounds like breakfast is ready. Because Quaker's coming in hot with morning nutrition 100% whole grain oats and a good source of fiber to fuel the rhythm of your morning and kickstart your day. And that sounds absolutely delicious. Fuel to start. Whatever's next. Quaker. Official sponsor of FIFA World Cup. 26I out.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Let's go.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Kind of an odd, strange, weird Wednesday. Kind of a, now that I think about it, normal day here on the show.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

We haven't talked about Christie's swell sport coat, I guess, casual jacket. Yeah, we'll touch on that. I don't know if Tom. I don't know if Tom's noticed it or not.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a special Beatles tribute jacket. It's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

From the Rod Roddy collection. Yes. There's Ace Cosmic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's loud.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see the back of her Jackson, Let her. Let him see the back of your. Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it really is. The Beatles come together.

[Chick McGee]

It's the. The Beatles bass drum there on the back.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's got a. A black and white Union Jack on it. It's very cool.

[Chick McGee]

Then it says Come Together.

[Christy Lee]

My favorite Beatles song.

[Tom Griswold]

That's part of the swag bag you get after you sign the NDA. Leaving George's house.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, back in. What was that, 83?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, a long time ago.

[Tom Griswold]

It was you. You were the inspiration for. I got my mind set on you. Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

I was.

[Christy Lee]

Of all the Beatles, George Harrison would not be my first choice.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I was the inspiration for Cracker Box Palace.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now I believe we're going to check the world of news with Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

A new Dating.com survey suggests sexting has become a core part of modern relationships. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

The poll of 2,000 adults found one in four have sexted someone else while in a relationship.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Oops. You're not supposed to do that.

[Chick McGee]

That's what it sounded like. Yep.

[Christy Lee]

That's cheating.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, just to re establish this sexting. I thought it just meant sending photographs.

[Christy Lee]

No, you can send like.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it just means texting, but with sex.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, like.

[Christy Lee]

Like I wanna.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like dtf.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or sex themed. Prince Charles would say, I wish I was your tampon. Stuff like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Famously. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Or even. Even things like, man, when I get home tonight.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, so you're saying that. What was it? 25 of people are doing that with somebody else?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That they're not. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Let me tell you something. When I get home tonight.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah?

[Chick McGee]

Those dishes better be done. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That wouldn't be sexting him, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I was trying to make nothing

[Tom Griswold]

turns me on more.

[Chick McGee]

Little smiler.

[Tom Griswold]

Piping hot meatloaf. Ready?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You ever do a little sexting with your wife?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Ah.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's still. That still hits my ear wrong.

[Christy Lee]

I know. Wife.

[Chick McGee]

Tom's wife.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

You know, like, why don't you try that? Hey, baby, I can't wait to see you tonight.

[Chick McGee]

Or even.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I mean, I. I thought this. Seems to me that they're describ. Giving things that are a little more graphic.

[Chick McGee]

Let's do this.

[Tom Griswold]

They are great.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not just us. Like a sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But you work into that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't wait to see you. But it's. It's this. These sound like they're a little more.

[Tom Griswold]

Pornographic. Yes. Sex related.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give me an example of one you've done recently. Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me look through my history here.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't we start now? We'll take suggestions.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you take Venmo?

[Bob Kevoian]

You're the most reasonable in the room.

[Chick McGee]

What the ultimate text message would be. And you send it to your wife and see what happens.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not going to.

[Chick McGee]

We'll come. We'll come up with one.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

She'll know it's part of a hit.

[Chick McGee]

Do you want me to come home and put your panties away? Stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a good way.

[Bob Kevoian]

See? No, right away.

[Chick McGee]

That's a problem.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she hates the word panties.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That word is not.

[Chick McGee]

She doesn't like panties. Undies, drawers, knickers.

[Tom Griswold]

The wife, Julie Bowen in Modern Family hates the word panties. And Ty Burrell goes. Oh, I'M so sorry. You're under panties.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a great joke.

[Chick McGee]

He's pretty good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you call your under things? Do you have a word that you like to use, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

It's my underwear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you like the word panties or.

[Christy Lee]

You don't bother me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, there are women who.

[Christy Lee]

That is.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

What about moist? You like moist?

[Christy Lee]

I don't like that word.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What about moist panties?

[Chick McGee]

What about, hey, I'll come over and make your panties moist.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'll see.

[Chick McGee]

Now, that'd be sexting, but. So would they be up for that or would that be.

[Bob Kevoian]

So maybe you could do it like in a. In like a riddle form.

[Chick McGee]

This is what I'm trying to get at.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's moist and sticks to the bedroom wall? Right? Your panties. After I walk in presenting myself with a.

[Chick McGee]

This is the kind of stuff we need.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that too long? I need to go cumbersome.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. You want it to be more elegant, more.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You're perfect.

[Chick McGee]

How about, honey, I'm going to come home tonight after a hard day being on the radio, I'm going to present myself to you. Would you like to have a little bit of intercourse?

[Christy Lee]

Now that would be sexy for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Send. And then another post text. This is my attempt to moisten those panties.

[Bob Kevoian]

The above message was dictated and not proo.

[Chick McGee]

I love it. I love everything about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry. So the other stats, what are they now?

[Christy Lee]

Over 20% said they had a regular sexting buddy while dating someone else. Now, was that cheating?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it depends on the couple. You know what, dating can just mean.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Dating doesn't have to be exclusive, but for some it does. So.

[Christy Lee]

But if you're dating exclusively, but you're sexting somebody else, I don't know if that's healthy.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. I think it's just cheating.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but me too.

[Christy Lee]

More than 80% believe that sexting someone else while in a relationship does count as cheating. Yeah, right on target.

[Chick McGee]

How many times or all does just. Does it take just once to self serve? If you're in a relationship, you self serve. Is that cheating?

[Christy Lee]

What do you.

[Tom Griswold]

I do not believe so. No, I. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. Christy, you may have. If. If.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you said that you thought that was.

[Tom Griswold]

If a woman is. If couples together for five years, but he's still master masturbates, that's fine.

[Christy Lee]

That's healthy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's not what.

[Bob Kevoian]

While sexting, I've never.

[Ryan Hamilton]

No.

[Christy Lee]

That masturbate.

[Chick McGee]

I'm pretty sure

[Christy Lee]

that and the hard boiled eggs. I'm out of here.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was sex dolls that you said was.

[Christy Lee]

Sex dolls is cheating.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't think sex dolls is cheating.

[Chick McGee]

How is that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

That's like. That's just like a pla. That's not even. No, it's a toy.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right. Still, it's a very elaborate vibrator.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm confused here. So you think it'd be okay if you had a sex doll?

[Tom Griswold]

It's not for me. It's not my thing. But I think. I don't think it's cheating. It's not a person.

[Christy Lee]

People really. I don't know about that.

[Ryan Hamilton]

It's just.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's expanded masturbation. That's all I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't think it's mental illness?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

To have a sex doll? Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're insane.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you really think I'm way more open minded? Even though I know that's not for me? I'm open minded?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

If I walked into a guy's house and there was a very elaborate sex doll sitting at the dining room table, I'd go, hey, how does it feel to be insane?

[Tom Griswold]

You would? Okay, well, we can have dinner tomorrow night. I have to cancel tonight's plans.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you have to pick up extra cleaning.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is your date.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not talking that kind.

[Christy Lee]

Are you just talking about the blob kind?

[Tom Griswold]

Even if it's more. More than blow up. But it's. It's not a. You can't have a mental or emotional relationship with it. It's not communicate.

[Christy Lee]

It's not that $15,000 girl that looks like your old girlfriend kind of doll.

[Tom Griswold]

Now is that cheating?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, aren't people having relationships with. With the AI on their phone?

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not talking back and forth.

[Tom Griswold]

I could see where that could be. Hey, you are having an emotional relationship with that. That thing that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's supposedly taking over.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I saw an article yesterday that mentors are starting to just. People are using AI as a mentor.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not against that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So actual human being, they're going, what's

[Tom Griswold]

the difference between reading a bunch of self help books or using AI that has all the self help books in it.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. And could. I would imagine it could really help in some situation.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I imagine it often gives very poor advice.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the danger, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

But it would be exactly like Having a sex doll.

[Christy Lee]

40 of those polled have sent an intimate text to a platonic friend at least once.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, now does intimate text. Now, are we now talking about photographs?

[Christy Lee]

No, intimate text is not a picture.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, but to a platonic friend, I mean, that would be.

[Tom Griswold]

I've done this, but.

[Christy Lee]

But in a flirty, fun kind of way, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What have you. What have you done?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, if it's one of my best female friends and we don't have any sort of sexual relationship or attraction, and let's say we were going to get together to go bowling and it would be like, hey, I'll see you at the lanes. I can't wait to be in the gutter with you. You know what I mean? That kind of thing just being silly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or you could be like, please don't splay your legs over that little fan again.

[Tom Griswold]

It really works me up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Marilyn Monroe stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they would send back, who's Marilyn Monroe?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's one of the most famous scenes in the history of Western cinema. I think we can all. We can all say that was a fair joke.

[Christy Lee]

One in four have sex. Did someone just to keep them interested despite not wanting to. One in five admitted sexting at work and 15% have sexed in multiple people at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

I'm interested that Tom thought sexting was pictures.

[Christy Lee]

I know. That's all.

[Bob Kevoian]

15. Would they have multiple people at the same time? So you just copy and paste?

[Christy Lee]

Could be.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gosh, that's a lazy sex.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're the one, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Click, click, click, click.

[Tom Griswold]

One of them will take.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of these is bound to stick.

[Chick McGee]

What if you text? Yeah, you're the one. Insert name here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Turn off your notifications you don't have. You're having dinner with your mom.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Bing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, hard on. How are you? I'm sorry, Mom.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hard on.

[Christy Lee]

What he said.

[Tom Griswold]

There are guys. Guys and probably girls who have texted DTF to six people at once. And the first one to respond, I believe that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I know one of them. He's an occasional guest in our studio. I won't say his name. I'll give his initial.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Well, but they're not in relationships, ideally,

[Christy Lee]

that we know of.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we know that our guest isn't per se.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you. I guess. I mean, I know the answer to this.

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine that.

[Bob Kevoian]

If, If I were to go on one of the AI programs, whatever, Chat, GPT or Gronk, whatever it is, can you. Could you say, write for me? 10 sexting messages.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet it's happening a ton now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So especially people aren't even clever enough to write their own.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look, I don't give. I. They're nervous. They're nervous. So you, I mean, you could go in and say, please write me a sex message that's not too forward, but that will potentially lead to more sexting.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They'll come up with a perfect one.

[Chick McGee]

I just put this into Google. Write a two sentence sext message and it's spit out. I can't stop thinking about all the things I want to do to you later. Consider the rest of your workday an official countdown until we are finally alone.

[Tom Griswold]

That's hot.

[Christy Lee]

That is hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a great message.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

AI right there.

[Bob Kevoian]

That machine wants to have sex with you.

[Chick McGee]

I think I love this machine.

[Tom Griswold]

You're flirting with the copy machine. Aren't you jealous of other machinery?

[Chick McGee]

And then on the mentor angle, it follows that two sentences up with planning. A thoughtful message can be a meaningful way to connect with a partner. Focusing on shared plans or expressing appreciation for the relationship can help strengthen emotional intimacy and clear communication between individual. This thing's much smarter than I am. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

When we come back. All right, I'm going to go and get a sexting message from the computer and see how it goes. Okay, now I'll do it for you. Josh, what kind of lady would you be interested in?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just put in. Let's put in witchy goth and let's just see what happens.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. It's coming up when we returned to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at, you can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I think she's been pissed in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios.

[Christy Lee]

I'll talk to you later. Not me that's pissed.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now what?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, get in line.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get in line.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold's here.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody's pissed at me.

[Chick McGee]

Here's a check. Go away. There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

That's one of my favorite songs.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin under the weather. He has somewhat of a cold. Yes, I know. I understand. He has his feet up. They're being rubbed.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna take him some chicken soup as we speak.

[Tom Griswold]

If he needs some.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Did you find it more liberate rating Liberate freeing. This morning you didn't have to pick him up for work.

[Tom Griswold]

He and I do have very different morning behaviors.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. So one of us thought that. Actually we were talking about you. You two getting along that early in the morning? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Pat likes to get here really early about.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, which is why I'm surprised.

[Bob Kevoian]

415. You like to get here just before 6.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised he's not having you pick him up.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you don't like to speak.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And that's all he wants to do. And when he's not speaking because he senses that I don't want to speak, he's whistling. Now. I'm not saying he's wrong. He and I are just different right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you that way? In a relationship, when you get up in the morning, do you not want to talk?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't to want. Want anybody else in the house awake. I want. I want an hour or so. This is just. I've always been this way as a kid. I was this way. I've always. I need a good. I need some introspection in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

There isn't anything like being alone and. And early in the morning like that when you get up. You and I were talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

That's the best part of the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'll be here by myself for. Yeah, quite a while in the morning. I like it very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Much. But Canada. I do talk to the cats briefly.

[Chick McGee]

You tell them how it's going to

[Tom Griswold]

be in the mornings. But if they're. If they're particularly meowy in the morning, I. Hey. Hey, guys.

[Christy Lee]

So they get up with you. My dogs look at me like I am not moving.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They get up with me and then we go downstairs for crunchers.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And those are their little treats.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not an exercise.

[Tom Griswold]

No. I don't do crunchers with the cats.

[Chick McGee]

Are they.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought that deserved an arty laugh.

[Chick McGee]

Milk carton. Whatever. Crunchers. What are those?

[Tom Griswold]

Crunchers are a potato chip, but I just call their treats their treats. Crunch. Cruncher.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now we. Before we took a little break there, we were discussing sexting. And then you had a computer AI program.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I put it into Google and I said, write a two sentence sex text for me and it spit out a lovely one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can we have hear it again about

[Chick McGee]

how we were it? Asked the recipient. I'm thinking about you all day and I'm going to. I can't wait till. I'm counting the hours until I get home and I can do. Do things to you. Stuff like that. I can. Maybe it'll. I can.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you erased it.

[Chick McGee]

Build another one. Well, I got stuff going on over here, Tom. It's. It's a whirling now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh. I asked Josh if I could write one for him, but instead of writing it myself, I did an AI search. Here, whatever you want to call it. And I said, write a sexting message from a man named Josh to a potential lady who was interested in witches and goth women.

[Tom Griswold]

To a lady who's interested in witches and goth women. To a witchy goth woman.

[Chick McGee]

See, one of the things you have to do is you have to. To make. Make sense when you enter in the parameter.

[Bob Kevoian]

I.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, I wrote a two sentence sex is what I put in. And it says, I can't get the image of you out of my mind today. I'm counting down the hours until I can finally get my hands on you tonight. There's my sex.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, here, this one says, hey, I'm Josh. Quick question. If we go on a date and a murder of crows follows us home, is that a good sign or are we already engaged?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's terrible.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's not sexy at all.

[Chick McGee]

What. What did you put in there to mess that up so bad?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, here's another one from Josh. I bought a black candle, listened to the cure, and started dramatically. Stared dramatically out a rainy window for 10 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's hack. I mean, that's. AI is taking all these tropes and not helping me. She's going to smell narc in a second.

[Chick McGee]

That doesn't sound like it's clever enough to be AI Thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is what AI Generated.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

He said most guys send flowers. I was thinking of sending a raven. Okay, well, this is why I'm saying.

[Christy Lee]

All right, here we go. Let me do it. Okay. You look like the kind of woman who'd steal my soul, keep it in a velvet box, and make Me. Thank you for it. That dark, mysterious energy of yours is ridiculously distracting. If I saw you across a candlelit room tonight, I'd spend the whole evening wondering what kind of trouble we'd get in.

[Tom Griswold]

That's way better. Way better.

[Bob Kevoian]

What did you put in for the.

[Christy Lee]

I put in Write a sext for a man to a goth woman.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

That's all I put and that's what I got.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just different programs for you.

[Christy Lee]

Here's a bolder one. There's something about you that's dangerous in the best way. The black lace, the attitude, and the way you look like you already know everyone's secrets. I'd happily lose track of time with you somewhere between midnight and sunrise.

[Bob Kevoian]

This one says, hi, I'm Josh. My hobby is buying Halloween decorations in August. I don't think that's going to work. So have we finished our sexting survey?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we have.

[Chick McGee]

Have.

[Bob Kevoian]

So interesting. So what is the difference between sexting and sending a photograph?

[Tom Griswold]

You just said it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, one's a photograph.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does one typically combine a photograph with an explanation or is it usually just kind of a.

[Tom Griswold]

These are my boobs. You think that's.

[Chick McGee]

You just blam. You just send it to hit send. You take a picture and send. Right.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's so explanatory that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

See, here's a problem with.

[Tom Griswold]

As you can see, I have removed my brassiere and my breasts are exposed for your pleasure.

[Christy Lee]

How do you have kids?

[Chick McGee]

How do you.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, all these women have to have been asleep. Had to.

[Chick McGee]

Or like there was a syringe full of a semen or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a syringe of. Seamen's a great band.

[Ryan Hamilton]

I think they.

[Bob Kevoian]

They opened up for the Strokes at Bonaroo. Christy Lee is at the Bob and Tom news desk coming up in a few minutes. We're going to talk with a great comedian, Ryan Hamilton.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I can remember you having game. Somewhat of a game.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what happened.

[Bob Kevoian]

The sexting thing is just not in my sphere of tricks, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it, it did come after your heyday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Of. Of having games.

[Bob Kevoian]

So now do you do. Have you done it on a regular basis?

[Tom Griswold]

I've sexted for the last 20 plus years. I'd say. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have any greatest hits? Do you save ever save them?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't save an especially good one.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm very of the moment. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. That's. That's. That's the way to go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they relate to this. Better. Did you ever leave any sexy voicemails like on an answering machine back in the day?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's a good question.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, baby.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, hey, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Thinking of you, you know, on the radio.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a whole other art form, wasn't it? Leaving the sexy voicemail.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know there was the, and there was the fake beep thing. You know, you could, you could hit the button on a, on the, on a regular telephone, you could hit the deed and block out words.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, you can't do that. That anymore.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, you just say them.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's just not, not as sexy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. You don't like to talk dirty.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's acronyms, I guess, huh?

[Christy Lee]

I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I'm horny. Af. Dtf.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's sexy.

[Ryan Hamilton]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Machine? Just a sex.

[Chick McGee]

Need this translated.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're Christy Lee. Well, we're gonna, we got to take a break. We're gonna come back with comedian Ryan Hannah Hamilton.

[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks very much, Christy Lee. Coming up, great comedian Ryan Hamilton will be our guest. Looking forward to talking to Ryan again. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

You're not in control of your finances and you have to look outside of yourself to live the life that you want. You're not in control. You're like, like, what is it that you actually want?

[Ryan Hamilton]

Money should follow the dreams and goals

[Bob Kevoian]

because sometimes we make the dream and goal the money. And you've overworked yourself and you've exceeded what you've needed for the actual thing you want. Sometimes we forget, like, what's the actual thing you want?

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here.

[Tom Griswold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. And Tom, I believe we have a special guest. Do we not?

[Bob Kevoian]

Trying to get hooked up. There he is. As a handsome man. Look at those white teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Ryan.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Oh, hey, guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's. It's comedian Ryan Hamilton. And funny enough, years and years and years ago, I said to Ryan, you look kind of like a goyish Jerry Seinfeld. And then I was in New York City one day, I'm walking by. I think it was Radio City Music hall and Jerry Seinfeld opening act, Ryan Hamilton.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Oh, that's right. You called it. You called it, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unfortunately, I. I couldn't go that night, and I was leaving town the next day. But that was. That was really cool. I know you work with Jerry Seinfeld a lot now. Am I getting this right?

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah, we've been on the road. I've been on the road with him for, I don't know, seven or eight years here and there. You know, he's got a bunch of guys. He kind of rotates. And when I'm. It's when I'm pretty lucky, I get to go out once in a while, so it's really fun. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now you've got some cool stuff going on on Netflix. Can you tell me what's happening?

[Ryan Hamilton]

Well, we just had a special that dropped yesterday. It's called this Just Hit Me. It's my second Netflix special. It's a lot of. It's about this accident. I was. I got hit by a bus. I don't know if you guys were aware.

[Christy Lee]

I did not know that.

[Chick McGee]

I remember hearing.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah, yeah. So it's a lot about health and. And that kind of world, but, yeah, I'm very excited we finally got the second one out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, do you mind if I ask about the bus accident? Was it in New York?

[Ryan Hamilton]

It was in la. I. You know, I live in New York. It was in la. I'm from Idaho, if you remember. And it just seems like the kind of accident that they warn you against when you leave Idaho. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

But are you okay?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Ryan Hamilton]

I'm okay. I had. I got hit by a shuttle bus at the crosswalk with the light. This arm was broken. I got a titanium plate here and 10 broken ribs. Long at the time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ryan Hamilton]

So, you know, but I'm doing okay. I'm doing. I had a good recovery and. But when you get hit by a bus, as a comedian, you kind of can't not talk about that. So now.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it's your Left arm, can you raise it all the way above your head like that?

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah, yeah. I got good mobility.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm doing good for you. So my right arm, I can only get it up that high. I've got a big chunk of titanium in my arm, too. So it was not, not a bus. It was just gravity, asphalt, a golf cart and a motorcycle. It's a long story. Our guest is Ryan Hamilton. Great comedian. And I remember when you were first going out and you were, you'd stop by here occasionally. You were, you mentioned you're from Idaho, as I recall, of the Mormon faith. Mormon.

[Ryan Hamilton]

I grew up Mormon. I grew up Mormon in that world. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, are you still a single guy?

[Ryan Hamilton]

I'm a single person, yes. I did the Tonight show last night and my opening line was, I'm single. I've never been married. I have no children. This is it. And pretty good. And then there's a moment at night when I say out loud to no one, well, I guess I'm going to turn in.

[Bob Kevoian]

With your Mormon background, does that make, how do I word this delicately? Are most of your Mormon friends from back in the day, are they more likely to be married and have families than those of another faith? I'm not trying to. It seems to me that more family type oriented.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah, yeah. Family is a very important part of the religion and I really appreciate that. And a lot of my friends I grew up with and that I'm still part of that world. Yeah, it's, you know, so it's just me, I got a family of one over here, but I'm, I'm doing well.

[Bob Kevoian]

But does that, does that bother your family that you're not.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Oh, no, my family's great. You know, they're very. We have all sorts of diversity in my family in terms of thinking and beliefs, and there's no pressure in my family. I'm very lucky that way that we all, all, we all are just kind of in the same world in terms of, you know, letting each other do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you get back to Idaho much?

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah, I do. I go back quite a lot. I'm hoping to get back possibly for the Fourth of July holidays, my favorite time to be there. We have a big parade every year in the little town I grew up in. Every year it's. We have one street in my town and, and that's big enough for a parade. We have 500 people in the parade and 500 people watching the parade. In a town of a thousand people, we have exactly enough people to have a parade. If someone stays home, they kind of ruin the parade.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're speaking with the comedian Ryan Hamilton. Ryan has long been a favorite of ours. We just haven't seen you in person in a long time.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

The new Netflix special is entitled this Just Hit Me. It's about getting hit by a bus. Do you mind if I go back to the bus thing? So you were obviously knocked to the ground, right?

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah, I stood up immediately, actually, which really freaked people out. People didn't like that at all. And, you know, it was. I couldn't breathe. I talk about all of this in the set, but. But I was. I thought that I could see my hand. I was holding my hand in front of my face, but I couldn't see it.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Eventually realized that my hand was behind my back, which is the punchline to that little joke. Yeah. So, you know, I remember the whole thing. I didn't have any head trauma, anything like that, which they were all. All the doctors were shocked by and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but did you get into an ambulance?

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah, I was in the ambulance. I was wrapped up tight. They. They put me in this burrito thing. When you're in an accident like that, I think they just go, we don't know what's broken. Get the burrito. And I got my neck bracelet wrapped up tight, and they're asking me questions, and I just felt like I was nailing it. And I didn't know if it was the adrenaline or what, but I had access to information I. I didn't normally.

[Bob Kevoian]

So were you hospitalized in Los Angeles then?

[Ryan Hamilton]

I was in LA for five days. And, yeah, the nurses were great. There was this nurse who had come in every night. She dabbed my face with a cold washcloth. And this one, she was a bit unorthodox and she'd go, oh, baby. And this was the highlight of my day. And then that bus driver was a bad, bad man.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once again, we're speaking with Ryan Hamilton. The new Netflix show is called this Just Hit Me. Where was it recorded?

[Ryan Hamilton]

We recorded it in Seattle at a theater called the Neptune, which, oddly enough, I had lived about a five minute walk from there. When I first started doing comedy full time, I moved to Seattle. Seattle for a year. And this venue, I'd had some of the best shows of my life in this venue and they had the right date and so we just grabbed it. Yeah, I ended up doing it in Seattle, which I. I really enjoyed. We shot it way back in October, so it's just finally getting out now. It took me a while to edit it. I really wanted to make it right. And so. Yeah, those.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those Halloween jokes are.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not gonna land.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you record just one show or did you do multiple shows?

[Chick McGee]

We did.

[Ryan Hamilton]

We did two shows in one night. Most of the most. I would say 90% of it's all from one show. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're wearing the same clothes.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah, we just. We just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I mentioned that because we did something for Comedy Central and one of the comedians.

[Chick McGee]

Y.

[Bob Kevoian]

They couldn't use part of the second show because his armpits had gotten so soaked they couldn't cut back and forth. It just looked too weird. So they. Well, I got got to use the first show. It doesn't gets no laughs there. Once again, our guest, Ryan Hamilton, distinguished comedian. Are there any other fellow comics from Idaho out there?

[Ryan Hamilton]

Do you guys know Dan Cummins?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dan is from northern Idaho. I'm from southern Idaho.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys get. Just the north and south get along.

[Tom Griswold]

It's contentious, isn't it? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or you have some kind of special weird. Weird civil.

[Ryan Hamilton]

I need to have a child so that it can marry Dan's child, and then we could finally get a union together.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't Dan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dan isn't.

[Chick McGee]

Riggins.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Riggins. Ido.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't he.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is he the guy that lived in an RV for a year or something?

[Ryan Hamilton]

I wouldn't believe that. Yeah. I didn't know that about Dan, but I would not be surprised. But, yes, he grew up in a little town. Riggins, I believe. I think he's in. He might be out of Spokane now, but he's an old friend. Which is in Washington, but right on the border. But he's. He's an old friend of mine, and. And he's a fantastic comedian.

[Bob Kevoian]

Comedian.

[Ryan Hamilton]

But yeah, there aren't too many. There are not a lot that. I'm sure there are other comedians, but those are the one. That's the one that I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're speaking with Ryan Hamilton, and Ryan is out and about often with Jerry Seinfeld and another friend of the show, Nate Bergatzi.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's got to be weird because both. Nate's playing gigantic arenas in huge arenas.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does that affect the way you do your delivery? Is it. Or just get out there and go.

[Ryan Hamilton]

You know, it's interesting. He does it in the round. That's how you know, so. Which is always fun. It's like an interesting. We adapt really quick. I always. I always tell comedians, they always go, how do you do that in the round? And comedians, we get so used to a different environment every night, we forget how good we are at adapting. So it's like, you know, the first couple minutes you go, oh, this is interesting. And then eventually you're just like, I know how to do this. But you're playing to the cameras a lot in a big arena like that, you really, you know, and you've got different cameras that you're hitting. Nate has four cameras, one in each corner. So you kind of want to make sure you're delivering punch lines. You know, you're timing it so that you're as. You're as you're rotating in this 360 degree environment, you're nailing punch lines to a camera, and that helps, you know, but it's really fun. It's a new little thing, but it's fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Among your stops, it looks like you've got Syracuse coming up this weekend, and then in July, in late July, Abilene, Amarillo, Texas, Des Moines, lots of other stops. Cincinnati, Omaha, Charlotte, Raleigh, Chicago, Indy, Columbus, San Francisco. And then back in New York in December at the Beacon Theater.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah, those are with Jerry at the Beacon. And so I've got a few opening dates on there. I've got my own clubs and a few theaters. And we're getting ready in a couple weeks to launch a big theater tour that will be in the fall and into 2027. So we got a lot more of my own theater dates coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now to go the other direction, to go back in time, what was your first national televised perhaps late night gig or daytime talk show?

[Ryan Hamilton]

The first late night gig I did was on Conan, and boy, I don't even remember what year that was Exactly. Probably like 2008 or 10.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you remember your. Do you remember the first joke

[Chick McGee]

it might have been.

[Ryan Hamilton]

You guys might remember this joke. I look, I look like this. I look really happy all the time. I don't feel like this every day. I look in the mirror and I go, this is inaccurate. You know, and it's, It's. It's difficult. I can't just show up at a funeral, you know? I'm so sorry for your loss.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that is so funny.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Visual joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but. I know, but it's, It's.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is so perfect. That's why, I mean, obviously the best materials. Material you write about yourself, and that just is you. That's so funny.

[Ryan Hamilton]

The first Netflix special is called Happy Face, which was also the thing. It's great of that special.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great special. Can't wait to watch the new one, which just came out yesterday on Netflix.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you know what it's called?

[Tom Griswold]

I do. It's called. This just hit me.

[Bob Kevoian]

How'd you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I listen. Oh, I know. I'm not listening.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's our guest? Once again, we're talking with Ryan Hamilton. What else is going on in your life?

[Ryan Hamilton]

Let's see.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're fit. You still. You do really resemble a slightly younger Jerry Seinfeld.

[Ryan Hamilton]

I get that a lot. I don't know. People, they want to. I see these comments once in a while. People just, for whatever reason, they want to, they want to identify my look. They go mix between Jerry Seinfeld and somebody. Or I've been getting Sam Altman lately, a white Chris Rock every once in a great while.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting.

[Ryan Hamilton]

I don't know why this is what people want to do with me, but they want to do that, so. But what else is going on? I, you know, this is it. My life has been getting this special out right now, and that's been, I've been so wrapped up in that. It's, it's been it. I'm looking forward to getting a little time this summer to create new material. Now I'm in the fun part of. I'm working on new stuff. And by the way, the Tonight show set from last night is all new from the special. So the special came out and there's another new set on the Tonight show that's all different, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, so we can check that out. Then it'll be.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Floating around. Floating around. The Internet. Ryan Hamilton is our guest. We're gonna let you go. I just a couple real quick questions before you go. You live in New York City now?

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do drop drive?

[Ryan Hamilton]

I don't. I had a car. I got a car during COVID I was in Idaho for Covid, and I drove my car back to Idaho, back to New York, and I kept it here, but I sold it. I wasn't using it enough. I'd have to take a subway to pick up my car.

[Chick McGee]

That is such a New York center.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right?

[Ryan Hamilton]

Did you ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you ever get to drive with Jerry in one of his Porsches?

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah, I mean, we drive, you know, every once in a while. I, I, it's, it's interesting. I, I, I, we became friends, and I was just moving into this new apartment, and I moved into this place, and we were friends. And then I realized, I learned that I lived across the street from him, and I was really nervous to tell him because we just Be started becoming friends. And then I had to go, hey buddy, guess who's your best friend?

[Tom Griswold]

I heard Larry Miller talking about how when he works with Jerry, sometimes Jerry will rent out a movie theater earlier in the day. And then they go and watch a movie. Just, just them and get popcorn and so have you done that with him?

[Ryan Hamilton]

We do it every weekend we're on the road. He has a, he has a routine and it's really great. Yeah, it's. We have breakfast at the set time and then from breakfast we go see a movie that's pre set up and, and then we go. People. I tell the schedule to comedians and they go, this is a dream. Because you don't have to worry about anything. You know exactly what you're going to do. It really makes the whole experience of the road fun and it kind of releases your mind to get ready for the show. You don't, you're not making any decisions, so it's really great. Then we go to lunch. Then we go for a half hour walk after lunch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, there's a reason Jerry is so good. I know he's disciplined and he sits down with a pad of paper and no distractions and writes all the time. Ryan, it's such a pleasure to see you again. And I will give your special a double thumbs up just based on how much I know about how great you are in the past. It's called this just hit me. It's on Netflix. We'll tell our audience what to do so they don't have to think. And don't be a stranger.

[Chick McGee]

Ryan, come by the next time. I would love to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I need to get back.

[Ryan Hamilton]

I need to get back in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you're going to be coming through. You're going to be here in October.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yes. That would be great. Let's do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll make sure that we run a movie theater for you so you're.

[Chick McGee]

So you're comfortable and big time.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Rides

[Bob Kevoian]

the limo. Has to be a Porsche. As Christy said. Geez, this guy is demanding. My God. I promised I had no more questions. I do have one more more. Do you do any acting?

[Ryan Hamilton]

Not a ton. I mean, I used to go out for auditions just when they would come up. I'm, I'm, I like it. I'm open to it. I, you know, if anyone's really wanting

[Bob Kevoian]

to, if they want to do the Jerry Seinfeld, the Jerry Seinfeld story.

[Chick McGee]

No, you should go in and read for like a super bad guy and see what they'll say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God. You'd be a great bad guy.

[Christy Lee]

Happy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but I did that a lot actually.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The happy hitman. Yeah. He couldn't be guilty.

[Ryan Hamilton]

We put out a little trailer for this that was really interesting and it actually required some acting. The trailer is really interesting. I tell the story of what happened before the accident which is not in the material. So we put out this little two minute trailer you can find on YouTube. You go to my website, it's linked there. And I'd actually required a little bit of acting. So it's like a scripted kind of thing that we used as the trailer. So that's the first thing I've done in a while. But if you're interested in checking that out. It was kind of a we should shot it very cinematic line.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shut up, Tom. Is your line. Hey Ryan. We'll see you.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Thank you. So thank you guys. Such a pleasure to see you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll check it out this week and I can't wait to watch it.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Congrats.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's called. This just hit me.

[Christy Lee]

He sounds like Jerry Seinfeld.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he's.

[Chick McGee]

He is Ryan Hamiltone on Instagram with. With an e there.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's such a nice guy. Wonderful and really funny. As you can hear. Where are we now? I've lost my place.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Actually.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody saying it's more than half. That's 60%. It's more than half.

[Chick McGee]

That's 60%.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, I started a new thing.

[Chick McGee]

More than half.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. Simply safe. I suppose. I bet Ryan, Ryan doesn't probably like it if someone says to him, hey, you trying to throw him under the bus?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That phrase means a whole new meaning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I've been there. I've been under the bus.

[Christy Lee]

Bus.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're going to come right back with some important things in the world of history. Oh, you're going to love this. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share a letter or comment?

[Ryan Hamilton]

Our email is Bob and tom. Bob and tom.com.

[Bob Kevoian]

let's get back to it.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car careful needs. Get the parts of service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. A wonderful visit with our buddy Ryan Hamilton.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Ryan's a great comedian.

[Chick McGee]

Well worth your time. Check it out on Netflix. Very fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's called what this just hit me. It's called on Netflix and it's. It's been, as they say, dropped.

[Chick McGee]

I prefer to say it's hit by a bus.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's been released. Yeah, it's about his experiences after being

[Chick McGee]

hit by a bus.

[Christy Lee]

What are your odds you're going to get hit by a bus?

[Tom Griswold]

I remember reading about it a couple years ago and going, ryan Ham, of all the comedians.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Where the universe could, you know, hey, why don't we hit that guy with a bus?

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe it'll both Chick and I. Well, you can give chick and I five minutes. We can each give you 10 names we'd like dead.

[Chick McGee]

I think still number one would be let's hit Carlos Mencia with a buzz about that anyway. I'm just kidding, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see now. I believe the IRS is hitting you.

[Christy Lee]

He's getting it with.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, it's time now for today in history.

[Chick McGee]

I'm old history man, it's good to see you. And now here's my assistant.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't even remember this one.

[Chick McGee]

Tom. Gr. Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anybody remember the. This. In 1497, something about Christopher Columbus, right? No, no. John Cabot. Anybody getting warm?

[Chick McGee]

Founding what? A settlement somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're getting close. John Cabot claims eastern Canada for England.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Believing he has found Asia.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I guess he landed in Chinatown. I don't know how we got that wrong. It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Now I'd like to think he thought

[Christy Lee]

the world was smaller.

[Chick McGee]

He said I missed it by that much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see now. Oh, I didn't know this either. God, I really should read a couple books. 1853, President Franklin Pierce signed the Gadsden Purchase.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know what this is. Something about gas and oil or something. Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he bought the land that would become Arizona and New Mexico.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's not it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Purchased it. Purchased it from Mexico. So then does Mexico have to become old Mexico? I don't know how this works.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what the Gadsden flag is?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a. Don't tread on me. The snake.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I was gonna say it was something.

[Bob Kevoian]

You gotta hand it to him. At least he didn't name it after himself. Yeah, it's not the Franklin Pierce purchase.

[Chick McGee]

Remember when they. There was a dance? The Gatson dance.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I can't. I was lying and I kind of lost the threat.

[Christy Lee]

Never mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess what he paid for it in 1853. We paid. We paid. Mexico.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute now.

[Christy Lee]

Arizona, New Mexico.

[Chick McGee]

How much did we pay for Alaska? Wasn't that like 7 million or something?

[Tom Griswold]

It was way low. It was Stewart's Folly, wasn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I'm going to say $11 million.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're damn close. 10 million. You got a discount because all the heat and the snakes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. There's snakes? No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

And scorpions. Scorpion.

[Chick McGee]

Scorpion. Nobody said anything about scorpion.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'd say it was worse. Worth it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. 1901, 19 year old Pablo Picasso had his first showing in Paris.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that when I think when. When I was a kid I would think about Picasso and it was like, oh, that must have been 400 years ago.

[Chick McGee]

You think of those names and it's like they didn't really exist.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He, you know, he had 19. He loved owls. Yes. He always had a pet owl.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is when he was 19. And 19.

[Chick McGee]

I never remember.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a ladies man.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't he loved the ladies. It is.

[Bob Kevoian]

This was before Cuberty, who. I mean, that is c. You see, he was still drawing. He was still drawing recognizable stuff.

[Chick McGee]

He liked it when the girls called him Da. Da. No. Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

He would go to a. Then he. He would honestly go to restaurants and, hey, here's your bill. And then he would just draw on a napkin and go, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Try that now.

[Chick McGee]

Why wouldn't it. Good luck.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what, though? If. Let's say, Gary Larson. I was a server, and Gary Larson, I said, here's your bill, and he just drew me a cow. A classic far side cow. I'd go, I'll take care of it. Yeah, you're good.

[Chick McGee]

Why wouldn't I?

[Bob Kevoian]

What if you were a conceptual artist?

[Tom Griswold]

Crumble up the napkin, throw it at you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or take a banana, staple it to your head. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Why couldn't I grab the guy's phone and record something for him for my dinner?

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you could, dude.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, this is Chick. This is a great dinner.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've reached so and so. This is Chick McGee speaking. Yeah, that'd be worth it.

[Chick McGee]

No tip.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

You're used to me.

[Ryan Hamilton]

1960.

[Chick McGee]

You're used to the wonderfulness of me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good. Wonderfulness shot up.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

1964. This is for you, Christy. The FTC, Federal Trade Commission. Federal Trade Commission ruled that what had to appear on what?

[Christy Lee]

What? What had to appear on what?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a fair question.

[Chick McGee]

What year was it?

[Christy Lee]

64.

[Chick McGee]

64.

[Bob Kevoian]

The FTC asked that something appeared on something very common.

[Christy Lee]

A warning for smoking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the time works out. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because back. That was in 64. Back in. In. It was like 58. When they had the thing warning, cigarettes make you look very cool.

[Christy Lee]

And then they became obsolete on tv. What. What year do we know?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they stopped allowing the advertising.

[Chick McGee]

Was it that late?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then they pretty much took out the magazine business when they stopped allowing that in case it. In Canada, where they put the pictures of, like, diseased lungs and.

[Chick McGee]

And. Yeah. Awful, awful things.

[Christy Lee]

The final tobacco ad ever broadcast was for Virginia Slims. It ran at 11:50pm, January 1, 1971, during the tonight show with Johnny Carson.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they. In Canada. Do they.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this doesn't mean that I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have to stop smoking. They have to put, like, pictures on liquor bottles of. I don't know, just.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like, kidney, liver and kidneys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fatty liver tissue.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. 1992, John Gotti began a life sentence in prison. Is he the last famous criminal you got your John Dillinger and.

[Christy Lee]

You mean last, like famous mobster kind of guy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah. Excuse me. Yeah, mobster. Not just bad person.

[Tom Griswold]

Whitey Bulger. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, let's get to some birthdays. Roy. Roy O. Disney.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. That. You think that was tough growing up? Yeah, well, your brother pretty much owns the world now, Roy.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you up to?

[Chick McGee]

What are you gonna. Yeah, you're still over there at the insurance company, I think he didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

He run it there for a while. This isn't. This is for you, Chick Mageet. Charles Hollis Taylor, born in 1901 1.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, that name sounds familiar.

[Christy Lee]

Is that the Chuck Taylors?

[Bob Kevoian]

Chuck Taylor. Okay. But this is the best part of this. The first team he played for. Famous, of course, for the shoes. The first team he played for the

[Chick McGee]

Columbus commercials in Columbus, Ohio.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the Columbus commercials. You know this apparently.

[Chick McGee]

This is not a joke. We've been talking about my 50th high school reunion.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

The principal of London High School when I went there, Mr. Charles Taylor.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Chucky.

[Christy Lee]

Same guy?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it was the same guy. How about that? He always wore Nikes. Isn't that interesting?

[Tom Griswold]

They say.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm assuming the Columbus commercials were Columbus, Ohio, but it doesn't. Doesn't clarify that. Here. Happy birthday, Peter Weller. You know who that is, Christy?

[Chick McGee]

Do we know who that is?

[Christy Lee]

Of course I don't know who that is. Is.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what you. You said recently that you did had never seen this movie and he was the lead dropper. What dropper? RoboCop.

[Christy Lee]

RoboCop. Oh, yeah. I haven't seen the movie, so I wouldn't know.

[Chick McGee]

Buckaroo Bonza.

[Christy Lee]

No, I missed that one, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a note here. It says, for filming RoboCop, the legs were so hard to get on. In most of the scenes, he was actually not wearing pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Yeah. And they would shoot him from real quick. Peter Weller is in a movie the Chick and I adore. It's an underseen gem called of unknown origin.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Where it's Peter Weller versus a rat. It's if Mouse Hunt were a serious.

[Chick McGee]

Real, real serious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday, Minka. Kelly.

[Christy Lee]

Minka. Kelly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Minka.

[Christy Lee]

Minka.

[Chick McGee]

Is that your Minky? Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Her name's in the wrong order. Shouldn't be Kelly. Minka. Okay, Sorry. Is it pronounced Solange Knowles?

[Chick McGee]

Solange. Beyonce's sister.

[Christy Lee]

Sister.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, Solange.

[Chick McGee]

Solange. Solange Solange.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was.

[Chick McGee]

I call her. I call her Solly. That's me, though.

[Christy Lee]

We're close.

[Bob Kevoian]

Solange sounds really elegant.

[Christy Lee]

It's a French word.

[Chick McGee]

I believe it means barbershop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or like a really cool piece of furniture, if you. I said I'll be in the shades or I'll be in the.

[Chick McGee]

Solange. I don't do this very often, but Solange French for barbershop. That's pretty.

[Christy Lee]

Solange means solemn or religious in French.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, okay. And happy birthday. Boy, did he get a nice gift. Yesterday. 1987, Lionel Messi.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. He's still out there.

[Christy Lee]

39 today.

[Chick McGee]

Scoring cold. Scoring goals, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Breaking records like crazy.

[Chick McGee]

They could very well win the World Cup.

[Bob Kevoian]

His wife's name is Missy.

[Chick McGee]

Missy Messy. Missy messy, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Miss missy messy and the kids.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now she's Mrs. Miss Marty's where she's Mrs. Missy.

[Chick McGee]

Mrs. Messy. Missy messy and the kids. Maddie and Marky.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not if it's true. We'll try to brush ourselves off. Get back to reality.

[Chick McGee]

See, you can't care. You can't go back and correct. You got to keep. Okay, sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

These remain the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio videos. And we're so glad that you're with us. This is the Bob and Tom Show. More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at

[Ryan Hamilton]

Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and tom. Bob and tom.com.

[Bob Kevoian]

get you all fixed up.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's. It's a gift.

[Christy Lee]

What is?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Your ability to hit the post.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jessica Osman.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. What do you got going on over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

What's happening? Let's see.

[Chick McGee]

What's the haps?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I know what's going on. Oh, not yet.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ali Breed is doing a TV thing, I guess, right now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so that's more important than us as we speak?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean we're out? Are we out?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you. But apparently Ally has sent her letters.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the ladies are going to be hosting the Sexy Time Show.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not for a few more minutes. I was. I was not paying attention.

[Christy Lee]

And, gee, there's a shock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I have things I have to attend to.

[Christy Lee]

I would think the show would be number one, don't you think?

[Chick McGee]

And you seem to get Busier when the show's on and you're. You're preoccupied and you're.

[Bob Kevoian]

Things going on over.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? You're nuts. But you're. Are not. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

This will make people happy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I. I wanted to just ask a question.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we have Ms. Alsman in the studio with us. Mother of one. Brand new mom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got that little baby at home.

[Chick McGee]

Home.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And pretty fun, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

She's so cute. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, you might have noticed that Christy is wearing an unusual coat. It's very nice. It's kind of a pink with. It's sort of a.

[Christy Lee]

It's an old. It's a very classic 80s jacket.

[Tom Griswold]

Checkerboard with hearts on it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like a jacket that Rizzo would wear in Greece a little bit, but it's. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sweet.

[Chick McGee]

It's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

But if in the back. Back there is a.

[Christy Lee]

There's a.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a giant Beatles logo and have

[Christy Lee]

all you need is love on the front.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, you're probably not of the era, but it's reversible. And if she puts it on in reverse, it says the monkeys.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that something? Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It covers all the bases

[Christy Lee]

called the tribute project, if you want to look them up. And I also have an AC DC one that's really cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cool.

[Christy Lee]

I'll wear that sometime. But it's a little fancier. It's like almost like a tuxedo that.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you want to be a dirty girl.

[Christy Lee]

A little.

[Bob Kevoian]

Little acdc.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a schoolboy skirt to go with it.

[Christy Lee]

It would not go well with a schoolboy skirt because it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Or school school girl skirt.

[Bob Kevoian]

School boy skirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Wells. The schoolboy outfit.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Oh, oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't there a pencil skirt? Is that a pencil? A really thin, tight.

[Christy Lee]

A pencil skirt. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It was called a pencil.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, the release everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

A pencil skin skirt.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't even know what that is.

[Christy Lee]

Move his legs very well. It wouldn't. It's hard.

[Chick McGee]

I think you could rock a pencil.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, no, let's.

[Chick McGee]

The way I pick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Head over to the news desk and. Have we missed anything?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. In celebration of America's 250th birthday. You don't want to miss out on this. Krispy Kreme will give away free donuts. Any customer wearing red, white and blue will receive the original glazed donut for free. One original glazed donut.

[Chick McGee]

I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Those poor people at Krispy Kreme. Somebody shows up and they. They're just wearing Red. You're gonna have to give it to them.

[Christy Lee]

Red, white and blue.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but you know how people are.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, some guy should have dressed as a French flag. It's red, white and blue.

[Tom Griswold]

Technically.

[Christy Lee]

In addition to the promotion, getting ready for this.

[Chick McGee]

Where my donut at right now?

[Bob Kevoian]

I got an Iranian flag and blue pants on.

[Tom Griswold]

Does this count?

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

In addition, Krispy Kreme's festive fourth of July collection will feature two brand new donuts. The USA donut, an unglazed shell donut filled with cookies and cream and just

[Chick McGee]

a hint of eagle dipped in red

[Christy Lee]

icing with patriotic stars. And a USA sugar piece.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is the glaze sprayed on or brushed

[Tom Griswold]

on or is there, you haven't seen the, you haven't gone to the inside the Krispy Kreme where you see the factory, you see it getting made?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. Is it sprayed on there?

[Chick McGee]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

The glaze? It's sugar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And it kind of goes on a conveyor and it's sort of like a car wash where it sort of drizzles down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Now there's also the fireworks donut. An original glazed donut dipped in vanilla flavored icing with gold glitter and a firecracker sugar piece.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm looking at the photograph. These are, they all look amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Festive and delicious.

[Bob Kevoian]

They are so colorful. Colorful.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is great.

[Christy Lee]

Happy 250th. I think the 250th is getting kind of a bad rap.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

It's not getting any of the attention like the 200th.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think, what do I want to say?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's not as big you think, or semi Quincentennial.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think, I don't think people can say it. Bicentennial.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can say in the bicentennial there was, there were only what, three networks, whatever. And they, one of them did the bicentennial minute. There's a little bit of that, but it, there'll be some, I think once we get a little closer, it'll be, it's next week.

[Chick McGee]

How much closer next week?

[Tom Griswold]

I feel like I'm seeing a ton of it. So I, Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I don't buy your hypothesis.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I didn't. Real. It's next week.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know what, though?

[Christy Lee]

July 4th.

[Tom Griswold]

But I also wasn't around for the bicentennial.

[Chick McGee]

The bicentennial. Every other thing was. We celebrate our 200th year.

[Christy Lee]

Huge.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think you guys should say bye centennial. And hello semi quincentennial

[Bob Kevoian]

hostile.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nothing clunky about semi quintana.

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounds like one of those words that some Indian kid has to spell to win the spelling bee. Every.

[Chick McGee]

Some Indian kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he could have left that part out. But the.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's true though.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it? What? What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember, we are offended by truth these days.

[Bob Kevoian]

In 19 of the last 20 winners,

[Christy Lee]

a new study finds drinking beet juice. In case you've eaten too many glazed donuts, stand by for Tom's blood pressure.

[Chick McGee]

Standby for Tom's beet juice.

[Tom Griswold]

Beets are our heart's best friend in older adults.

[Christy Lee]

In just two weeks.

[Chick McGee]

In three, two weeks.

[Christy Lee]

Research from the University of Exeter discovered that older adults who drank nitrate rich beetroot juice twice a day for two weeks saw their blood pressure pressure fall. Except the key lies in how nitrates in beetroot juice react with the natural bacteria that live in the mouth to create nitric oxide, which is important for healthy blood pressure regulation.

[Chick McGee]

Had beetroot juice and I dropped it in my boot.

[Christy Lee]

Did you?

[Chick McGee]

So it became beetroot boot juice.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it make you scoot?

[Chick McGee]

That made me scoot across and I, I, I almost cuss. I shoot the beetroot root juice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boot the.

[Tom Griswold]

This is all very cute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you, Jessica Altman, have you ever had beet juice?

[Chick McGee]

I think I have.

[Bob Kevoian]

I, I have, I have a juicer. And I went on a kick for a while of doing carrot juice.

[Christy Lee]

And then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you did.

[Bob Kevoian]

My hands started turning kind of orange, kind of too much, too much carrot juice. Then I started adding, you will never believe this.

[Chick McGee]

He was doing something on like this, he was pointing at me, admonishing me about something and he, he went, I just need you to stop. And he opened his hand and I go, tom, your palms of your hands are alarmingly orange. And they were like.

[Tom Griswold]

He just run his fingers through Trump's hair.

[Christy Lee]

Yes,

[Chick McGee]

crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

But then I started adding beets to the carrot juice. And it's great and it's good for you. But I, I will warn you, when you drink beet juice, juice, if you're not expecting it, if you turn around following a major transaction in the smallest room in your home, it looks like you're bleeding internally. It's no joke. I mean, it is brutal. And this study where they gave these older folks beet juice, one poor guy had a heart attack, turned around, took a look and said, oh my God, I'm dying.

[Tom Griswold]

So he defeated the whole purpose.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sure. He had lower blood pressure but dropped dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no wonder my blood pressure's lower.

[Chick McGee]

I'm pooping it out better than hell.

[Bob Kevoian]

And don't say beetroot juice, beet juice, too many times in a row. I think. What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he'll show up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Right, right, right. It is not a bloody stool.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, two weeks is amazing.

[Christy Lee]

That is amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Turns your blood pressure around. Beans is one of those foods hated as a child, love as an adult.

[Christy Lee]

I cannot. I can't even try them.

[Bob Kevoian]

And beet juice is B, E a T. Excuse me, Is B E E T. Yeah. B E a T. Juice.

[Chick McGee]

Juice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Far different. My T shirts are fully juice. Currently glazing a T shirt. To keep with our theme, if you've

[Chick McGee]

got beet juice in your house, call a lawyer because you're gonna. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, it's gonna be sexy time with our guest hosts, Christy Lee and Jessica Alsman.

[Tom Griswold]

Because Ali Breeze moved on from radio to television.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show with the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker joins us. Hi. There's Jessica Osman.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. I'm just, it's, we could all come up with because a buddy of mine drowned. I know, but Tom knows somebody, somebody

[Tom Griswold]

got electrocuted, was struck by lightning.

[Chick McGee]

I, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hit by lightning.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't feel like many people even know somebody who knows someone who was struck by lightning.

[Christy Lee]

I agree. I know someone struck by lightning and lived.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my gosh, he didn't live Manitoulin Island.

[Christy Lee]

How old was he?

[Bob Kevoian]

12.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, Christy Lee, you don't ask questions you don't know the answers to.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be back right after this. From what are the name of the Hanson brothers?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember Homer Simpson? He goes, it was a bad lightning storm. So I picked up the biggest piece of sheet metal I could find and

[Chick McGee]

hid under the largest tree, the greatest thunderbat, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. And you. And we're not supposed to take a shower during a lightning storm, right?

[Christy Lee]

That's not true.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was under a canoe. Yes, it's true.

[Chick McGee]

I think it is true.

[Christy Lee]

I avoid a shower because of it now. Yeah, I know. I, my mom always said we couldn't like if, if the weather was changing. She's like, get your showers now.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Right.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mentioned it in the I got a very long letter from a guy, like, explaining that that's correct.

[Christy Lee]

That's real. I didn't think it was real. I thought it was my mom.

[Tom Griswold]

Mom. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll, I'll dig it up if you want.

[Christy Lee]

I want the stats of who's been

[Bob Kevoian]

struck by lightning because they were in

[Christy Lee]

the shower During a storm, though, you

[Chick McGee]

know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness. Who died in the shower? This isn't sexy time at all.

[Chick McGee]

I knew they were naked in the

[Christy Lee]

shower and they died together having sex with someone else.

[Tom Griswold]

I have an electrocution fetish.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, that's a good point.

[Chick McGee]

That is so hot.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about this one? A New York business owner says he's happy to be alive after being struck by lightning while sitting at his office desk.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell happened?

[Chick McGee]

He's. He's like. He made a really bad deal with somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I should have paid for the roof.

[Christy Lee]

Should have paid his bills.

[Bob Kevoian]

You said he saw a bright flash of light from the office's light switch, heard a loud crack, and then the lights went out. It was a few minutes later he realized his left hand was blistering from getting hit by a bolt that arched through the light switch.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it somewhat of a misnomer? Lightning, actually. When you're struck by lightning, you're hit by the part that comes up from the ground to meet the lightning that's coming down.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got me.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll look that up.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think any of that is lightning.

[Christy Lee]

Homework tonight and be back tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

And the only reason people would think you were you knew is because you talk about books a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

I read Lightning, Lightning, Lightning by. By Charles Bolt when I was in.

[Chick McGee]

Well, why didn't you say so?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, let's move forward here, Christy. What have you. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

We gotta solve love problems.

[Christy Lee]

But Ally is not with us today because she has.

[Bob Kevoian]

So who's reading the letters?

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna read some. Jess is gonna read some. Are you okay with that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Or do you want to do.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. I don't want to touch them. Yes, we do probably get clap.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Ally.

[Chick McGee]

Clap from letters.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Ally, the last. Speaking of the shower. Dear Ally, the last time I stayed at my boyfriend's house, I went to go shower in the morning. Morning. There was an open and half drunk beer in the shower. Is this at all normal or does he have a problem? This is 100 normal. Yeah, this is. This is beer. This is shower beer season.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

I never had a beer in the shower.

[Chick McGee]

It's in the shower. Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's how you know the guy doesn't have a problem.

[Christy Lee]

It's half drunk.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. Yeah. Half full.

[Ryan Hamilton]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Spend all day in the yard and then get into a cool shower with a cold beer. Yeah. It's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Has it been in there all night?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's fine. It's not like he got up in the morning and shot. If it's the old. If it's the Jim Morrison. Woke up this morning and I got myself a B op.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good question. Because she doesn't say whether it was already there because he showered before her.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's unlikely.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, half full shower beer.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. This guy's not gonna get up and shower.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna say it's not normal to see a half full, full beer can in the shower, but it's not a problem.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, we answered that one.

[Chick McGee]

What if there's a cigarette in it?

[Christy Lee]

I've never had a shower cigarette. I might try it and report back.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, all right.

[Christy Lee]

It's hard to keep them lit. Dear Allie, I'm dating a guy online who's great. We went on one date so far and he said he had to come clean, but he's actually married but separated. Should I be waiting until he is fully divorced or is this okay? All my friends have different answers to this. Ah, this age old problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think you're fine.

[Christy Lee]

You're fine. Guy's dating online, but he's not divorced.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Cause is he really separated? Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Why? Why can't you just take his word for it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Why can't you let this guy have some fun and shut the hell up? He needs a permission slip from his soon to be ex wife that he

[Christy Lee]

can go out on the prowl.

[Tom Griswold]

The bitch he separated from. Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Or you could swing by the children's

[Chick McGee]

school and make sure they're not, you know.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Canoe.

[Tom Griswold]

The answer is if you're fine with it. Who cares what anybody else thinks?

[Christy Lee]

Well, they're not friends. Yeah, yeah, that's. I mean, what if.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

I just hope he's not lying. That's all I have to say. I know a lot of people that this happens to where it's like, they're. We're separated. Is my wife and I got into a fight last night.

[Ryan Hamilton]

So now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes, you know.

[Christy Lee]

And now how it's. Yeah. And then next thing you know, well, he's been with his wife for six years, but they're going through a divorce and we're still dating.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me ask you this. If you're on a date with a guy and he goes, you know, I gotta be honest, I am still technically married, but I'm separated, is he a little hotter?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's too many red flags.

[Christy Lee]

What if his ex is crazy. And then you have to start worried about.

[Chick McGee]

I think he's even hotter with the crazy act.

[Christy Lee]

Well, also, you gotta. I think the. The first thing I would say is, may I come to your place?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

If he's not separated. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you secretly want a little drama?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You're women.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

You crave a little bit of drama at least.

[Christy Lee]

I think all of us have aged out of that demo. I don't think that we're looking for that now. Well, I mean,

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm the one creating

[Christy Lee]

the drama that different, but I don't want to deal with someone else's. Oh, all right, fair enough.

[Chick McGee]

All I know is I'm. I'm real tired.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm out.

[Christy Lee]

You know, drama for you.

[Chick McGee]

No. No drama for.

[Ryan Hamilton]

No.

[Chick McGee]

What is it what Jeff say no drama from your mama and Osama bin Llama.

[Christy Lee]

Llama.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff's got a whole job. A joke about that.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff, okay. Has a.

[Tom Griswold]

He has Osama bin Laden baby drama or something like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Ally, this is a good one. This is. This is a young person's. Definitely. I started dating a girl, and she has pictures of herself all over her apartment. Like giant blown up pictures. Not of her, with friends or family. All her.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it.

[Christy Lee]

That's weird, right?

[Chick McGee]

Tom and I are watching your friends and neighbors with Jon Hamm on Apple, and there's a basketball player in there. He has. Has a partially nude picture of him. And that's also. And I'm like, I totally get why

[Tom Griswold]

Tom's saying get out, but for some reason, I like this. I need to know why she's hot.

[Christy Lee]

She's definitely hot. And that's why there's pictures of herself everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what, Ace?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it bother you?

[Christy Lee]

I know who you're talking about. Yeah, I. I can see her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's exactly. It's not even that she's hot. It's that she's constant, right? And that's hot.

[Christy Lee]

Like, look, I took this great photo, right?

[Tom Griswold]

And I am proud of it, and I am putting it up in my own damn home.

[Christy Lee]

But they're all good luck. Ace, did yours track. Was she as crazy as it appeared?

[Tom Griswold]

There were some red flags.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay?

[Chick McGee]

That's a. I don't want anybody confident. I want. They're just as crazy and sad as in the corner. That's what I want. Both of us, right?

[Tom Griswold]

In my past, there was a woman in my past who had a poster in her room. It was of Marilyn Marie and the quote was attributed to Marilyn Monroe. And it said, I don't mind living in a man's world so long as I can be a woman in it. I thought it was the hottest,

[Ryan Hamilton]

but

[Bob Kevoian]

it wasn't a picture of herself.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was Marilyn Monroe. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. There's something hot about the pictures. Really?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Alan, you're gonna be.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I'm in the minority, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll be made to feel as inadequate as you can imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

That's real hot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

If a guy did it, though, it's kind of the. I think they're doing it to be funny.

[Chick McGee]

Like, if a guy had a bunch

[Christy Lee]

of pictures of himself, like, that's where

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a total hypocrite. If it's a guy, I'm like, you douchebag.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Dear Ally, my boyfriend's ex keeps trying to contact me to tell me about what a terrible person he is. She says she's trying to be a girl's girl and warn me. But my boyfriend says she's a psycho, a liar and will never stop trying to ruin his life. Life.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's her. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

He's always been great to me. And he said they broke up because she cheated. He said I should just block her or it'll never end.

[Tom Griswold]

Your thoughts, only time will tell. I guess that's tough.

[Christy Lee]

I have some questions. Have you been dating this guy for a long time? If this is a. Is he, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What is your gut telling you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You know, what if the ex reaches out just one time and says, fair warning, this crap happened? Yeah, I think that's okay. But if she keeps sending you messages, then she is the crazy one and she wants me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that seems fair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I actually can't believe I'm saying this. I think. I think I write down the day and date. You may be right about this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that sounds fair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we can move on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

If he's love bombing this woman and this other woman's trying to warn her, I would be very cautious.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man. Yeah, those are my letters, Jess.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right. My girlfriend's mom likes to be very flirty with me, and it's kind of a lose, lose situation.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Christy Lee]

If I don't flirt back, I'm weird. But if I do, I'm worried that I'm setting a weird dynamic. Should I just go with it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, should he flirt back with the mom?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but there's a. There's a level of flirt that you can do with in laws.

[Chick McGee]

Try to keep it fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there is a level. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Can't you just be awkward and adorable like he and not flirt at all back and just like accept it? Yeah, you know what I mean. That's probably true too. She's flirty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh that's. That's just so gross and weird. Hey, but boy that must be some pretty tough fabric holding up those huge jugs.

[Chick McGee]

If you don't flirt back she's going to get mad. I would think no. At some certain maybe.

[Christy Lee]

So why is she flirting with inappropriate? It is for sure inappropriate because she's

[Chick McGee]

jealous of her daughter getting me a attention the hunky man. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy plays his cards right, he

[Christy Lee]

could get both, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You guys know that my.

[Christy Lee]

My.

[Chick McGee]

My aunt married my cousin's boyfriend. So it was her daughter's boyfriend and

[Tom Griswold]

they broke up and the mom ended up marrying him.

[Chick McGee]

Mom ended up marrying him. Yep. Wow. There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Could have been weirder. Could have been the dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be

[Bob Kevoian]

my father in law.

[Chick McGee]

Stop that, Tom. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Honey, I've got bad news. This whole time I have been gay. Also, I have worse news.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, got this safety reminder forwarded to me from the illuminating company.

[Chick McGee]

This better not be about lightning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lightning can travel through pipes. Never take a shower or bath during a thunderstorm storm.

[Chick McGee]

Never.

[Bob Kevoian]

A safety reminder from the illuminating company.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to say. And I might be a little off about this. I'm going to say I've done this a thousand times.

[Christy Lee]

I've done it a lot too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So do lightning rods work? We used to have them. My grandparents had them on the farmhouse.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lightning rod will. Doesn't that ground the lightning and take it so it doesn't catch your house on fire?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. But I know my grandparents always had them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if that would prevent your pipes from getting.

[Christy Lee]

See that's what I'm. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this is what they're saying at the electric company.

[Chick McGee]

All right, just think about this. You take a shower during a lightning storm, you get hit by lightning and you become a concert pianist.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. What about those people?

[Chick McGee]

What about those.

[Christy Lee]

What about you burn up in your shower.

[Tom Griswold]

All of a sudden you're John Travolta in Phenomenon.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And I've got a super brain just because of this. Not module on my brain.

[Christy Lee]

You take that chance, honey. Do you guys want to hear one more letter?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

I've been married for Four months. Things are good, but they could be better. I want a bedroom divorce. And I don't know how to bring this up to my wife without hurting her feelings. I love her.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

I just don't want to. I just don't want to sleep with her. Yeah, I just don't sleep well with someone else in the same bed in the same room.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are you just now?

[Christy Lee]

Right. So four months. Give it a minute. Surely they slept together before. You're right. Like, why didn't you talk about it before?

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead and get divorced. That's what you should do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh, didn't you say that if you ever build a house and you're married, you'll have two separate bedrooms?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the way you sleep. Better.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I think everybody sleeps better that way. Separate bedrooms, separate bathrooms.

[Christy Lee]

I disagree. We sleep in separate bedrooms.

[Tom Griswold]

Studies have shown. And this is absolutely true. Less divorces in households with separate bedrooms is separate.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Please.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're getting sleep chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Your issues with her.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

They were not bedroom related.

[Chick McGee]

I. I avoided the Christmas rush. I hated her early.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, but you.

[Chick McGee]

You have two bedrooms. So if your wife's mom wants to spend the night.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. You can go in and snore with her.

[Christy Lee]

You just have a really big bed. So, yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

We just have the Love Master 9000.

[Tom Griswold]

What does this guy do? How does he bring it up? Can he ladies.

[Christy Lee]

He just starts sleeping on the couch himself. No, he needs to talk to her about it. Just open communication. Like, hey, you fidget a lot and I need to go to sleep.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't it be great if open communication existed in a marriage?

[Christy Lee]

That would be really great.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got an idea for him, but. And I don't know if anyone makes these.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go.

[Chick McGee]

You always have the best ideas ready.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hear me out on this.

[Tom Griswold]

All right?

[Bob Kevoian]

The word keen may come to mind.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Keen.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lard, What's a large bed called? Is that a king?

[Ryan Hamilton]

King.

[Chick McGee]

California. California king.

[Bob Kevoian]

California. California king. Bunk beds.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, bunk beds for a married couple.

[Christy Lee]

It wouldn't help with snoring though.

[Chick McGee]

I can't believe I'm. That's a great idea. I want to sleep on the top.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was going to say I wanted to laugh. Ladder. I'm on top.

[Christy Lee]

I've got a fence being on the top bunk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Keep a jar up there to pee in at night.

[Chick McGee]

You kicked it up a notch, but all right. Okay.

[Ryan Hamilton]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Is the ladder broken?

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you imagine if someone had giant king size bunk beds?

[Chick McGee]

That exists? It has to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That has to be.

[Christy Lee]

They have double size.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some cottage. Some oceanside cottage where they come. A whole bunch of people have to sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

And California Kings aren't a king. Bed is wider than a California King.

[Christy Lee]

California kings are longer.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'd still just go king.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. That would be so much fun.

[Chick McGee]

I want it to be accurate, so I'll just go king.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? You and I, bedroom divorce.

[Chick McGee]

I just snored that one time and I woke right up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Slurpee, you're out. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You told him my nickname.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, thank you very much, ladies.

[Christy Lee]

You're welcome.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's sexy time. You can reach Ali for next week's adventures.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. Allie's out. This is. I like the new format, A L

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a very disturbing story out of Hungary and it includes Body part parts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow. Yeah, that's rough. We have another one that's even more rough, which you probably were skipping on purpose.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, if you really like your sunglasses, think twice about trying to go after them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Could be nasty.

[Christy Lee]

Sunglasses can really be replaced.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, tell that to Ron Goldman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay,

[Chick McGee]

you bring up a good point. The good deed goes on. Yeah, that's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. I made my day. We're gonna come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment to share?

[Ryan Hamilton]

Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. So we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jessica Alsman.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. And I didn't want to interrupt him. He was getting a good stretch in. Here's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just working on my new invention, the gigantic bunk bed made out of California canes.

[Chick McGee]

Incredible.

[Tom Griswold]

Adult bunk beds.

[Chick McGee]

Incredible, incredible idea.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they make full size. Is that not big enough?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he wanted.

[Bob Kevoian]

You want gigantic.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. That'd be fun. I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's time now for us to revisit the news desk with Christy Lee. We missed anything over there.

[Christy Lee]

California authorities rescued a man who got trapped in an outhouse toilet holding tank. Oh. Heard this story before. The Fresno County Sheriff's Department says that the man's sunglasses had fallen into the toilet at Shaver Leg and he got stuck in the waterless non flushing holding tank while trying to retrieve them. Deputies and Cal fire responded to the scene. Remove the man before spraying him down to decontaminate him. When asked whether the man got his sunglasses back, a sheriff spokesperson suspected the eyewear may have been lost.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you're at that kind of toilet facility, don't check your work.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just move on out.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe he was doing number one and he just dumped his. Dipped his head and they fell in.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the old joke where the guy, the guy's at one of those outhouses, he drops a. He accidentally drops a quarter in the toilet and it turns around, takes out his wallet and throws in 50 bucks. What the hell are you doing? He goes, you think I'm gonna go back in there for a quarter?

[Christy Lee]

I see what you did there.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had, I can remember the, the first time we had a story like this. This goes back in time to the Days when handheld video cameras had a red light on them. And I remember the story. I want to say I think it was out of upstate New York.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm.

[Chick McGee]

I'm still. I remember how stunned I was, but I'm still stunned by this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some woman was using a. A One of these. One of these facilities at a.

[Christy Lee]

At a campground, wasn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was at a. It was a highway restaurant rest stop, and it was a. And this lady looked between her legs and saw a red light pop on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Bob Kevoian]

They called the cops. And there was a guy down in there.

[Christy Lee]

Well, at least he was covered in a trash bag. Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, he was.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I mean, so thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything for the shot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, thank your lucky stars today that that isn't. What is that? Would that be. What, a compulsion? What would that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whatever you call it. Just be glad. When you woke up this morning, you said. Didn't say to yourself, well, I'm gonna go climb in a pool full of. I got that human fecal material and get a couple shots.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no, thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, and if you are doing it, take some black electrician's tape and cover up the red light ladies. But, yeah, also think of the. Think of the cup cops you're working. You're cop in Fresno and you get a phone call, you got a guy

[Chick McGee]

just trying to get along.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Just want to try to get through the day. It's. You got half an hour left in your shift and you gotta go. You got a guy stuck in a giant toilet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, is there a hose handy? Do you carry one?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they. They decontaminated him. Yeah, they said they did.

[Tom Griswold]

They must have it to call in some truck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, like it's the portable silkwood truck.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, on that happy note, is that gonna. We're done here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, we got an even more grim note tomorrow, believe me or not. And we never found out about our missing giraffe.

[Christy Lee]

We'll find out tomorrow. Will it still be missing?

[Bob Kevoian]

A missing giraffe in Texas? They think they've spotted it, but they haven't been able to capture her yet. Her name is Gracie, and you can imagine it's in Texas. But, I mean, one would think that this is the exact opposite of a needle in a haystack.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, you look out at the plains there. Well, let's see now. Cow, cow, cow, cow. Man fleeing police giraffe. I see him. Okay, well, we'll. We'll find out if they caught that young lady giraffe tomorrow. We appreciate your indulgence. Don't forget Ryan Hamilton's new comedy specials called this Just hit me. Chick McGee is really anxious to leave.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're a minute over.

[Chick McGee]

You keep telling us this is the way it works. Then you don't pay any attention.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm busy over here. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Tick, tick, tick. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ryan Hamilton]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

The show is also out there for

[Ryan Hamilton]

you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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