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Tom Griswold
You know that one friend who somehow.
Pat Godwin
Knows everything about money?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Now imagine they live in your phone. Say hey to Experian, your big financial friend.
Pat Godwin
It's the app that helps you check.
Tom Griswold
Your FICO score, find ways to save.
Pat Godwin
And basically feel like a financial genius.
Tom Griswold
And guess what? It's totally free.
Pat Godwin
So go on, download the Experian app.
Tom Griswold
Trust me, having a BFF like this.
Christy Lee
Is a total game changer.
Chick McGee
It's the Bob and Tom Show.
Tom Griswold
Wow. What am I gonna do? I've gotta get this box to Los Angeles by tomorrow.
Jess Hooker
So just FedEx it.
Tom Griswold
Are you kidding? It's too big. Well, then overnight it by train. By train? All the way across the country overnight? Are you crazy? No, pal, he's not crazy. The famous Norfolk and Winston Railroad has.
Jess Hooker
Just merged with Waypal Delivery Services.
Tom Griswold
Together, our new company will revolutionize the overnight delivery business.
Jess Hooker
Taskforce by name, we're.
Tom Griswold
Hold it. You're telling me you can get this 2,000 pound package from New York to LA overnight? By train? Norfolk and Way, pal. Overnight.
Chick McGee
Absolutely, positively, absolutely, positively.
Christy Lee
We will get you through it.
Tom Griswold
There's Norfolk and Way, cows. We are gonna do it when you go by rail. No package is too large and we'll get it there overnight. Norfolk and Way, pal. That's the name. We do it by train, cross country, by rail, overnight. There's Norfolk and Way, pal.
Jeff Oskay
Here at the Bronx Zoo, we actually shipped Washoe the gorilla to the San Diego Zoo overnight. We had to pry his ey on the west coast, but he's fine now. Absolutely, positively, absolutely, positively we will get you through it.
Tom Griswold
There's nor way. Ask by name. Overnight, by train.
Chick McGee
Norfolk way, pal.
Tom Griswold
Norfolk, Virginia.
Christy Lee
It's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios can never tell if he wants me to do it. I know because he always has to say something or make some kind of.
Jeff Oskay
He doesn't want you to do it. He's just.
Tom Griswold
No, I just anticipated he'd have the wherewithal, the obviousness, the nature of the moment. He would do it.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Okay, good.
Jeff Oskay
All right.
Christy Lee
You know what? That sounds like you have a little faith in me.
Tom Griswold
No, no, it's. I'm disorganized. I don't know what I'm doing.
Christy Lee
There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. There's Pat Godwin.
Ace Cosby
Hey, Josh.
Christy Lee
Jeff Oskar's in this morning. Hey, that's good news for Alsman. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold. And there's. There's Tom.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I'm just a little bit behind over here. Sorry. That was a special request, and I'm trying to find out who that came from, because there was some sad news yesterday. The. The brilliant guy that essentially invented FedEx passed away. I believe he was in his early 80s. Did you hear about this? And then he. He was a college student, and he got the idea. He was. And he was also a pilot. Ended up being a combat pilot in Vietnam and a lot of stuff. But the. The. One of the great stories about him is that he apparently took in the early days of the company, went to Vegas with $5,000 because he had to make payroll, and somehow turned it into 30,000. Something like that.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, that's it. Play Blackjack.
Tom Griswold
So on.
Chick McGee
Blackjack.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Chick McGee
O.
Tom Griswold
Nice. Something like that. In any event, we had a special request to play that as kind of an honor. That's sort of a tribute to FedEx, the Norfolk and Waypal company. And by the way, the request was for the live version from West Virginia.
Ace Cosby
That's been scrubbed.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, that. That won't be playing. Okay, here we go. That's for. Stephen was kind enough to request that. And Stephen is an attorney, so he should know better to ask for that. That was in honor of a guy named Fred Smith, who was apparently a great guy, and he started FedEx. And do you think he got the.
Christy Lee
Idea when he was in Vietnam and he was about to go up, he was a pilot, and somebody said, hey, would you mind. When. You mind dropping this box off when you get there? Hey, you know what? I can make a business.
Tom Griswold
I'm not sure when he got the idea, but, yeah, they. They did. The family dropped his body off at the door of the funeral home, and apparently they'll handle it from there.
Christy Lee
Need a sign?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
The first time. The first time they left a note saying, we stopped by.
Christy Lee
Sorry, we missed you.
Tom Griswold
We missed you. Okay, that's another one of our letters. We'll get to that. Well, hello, everybody. This is the Discombobulated Show. Chick is sick today, so we've shuffled things around a little bit. I am going to be a little bit off today. I've got a new keyboard over here.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, God. What happened to your old one?
Tom Griswold
Oh, it's. Let's see. It's. Oh, it's right here.
Jeff Oskay
Why'd you get a new one?
Tom Griswold
Because this is kind of complicated. They don't make a big print wired keyboard. I like to have the big print.
Jeff Oskay
Right.
Tom Griswold
Because I'm a baby and I type with two Fingers. But the wireless ones, they have, like, a delay on them if you don't touch them for.
Jeff Oskay
Right.
Tom Griswold
30 seconds. So if I'm. If I'm on the air and I have to find something quickly and I start typing, it doesn't go for. So this is a wired one, but it's a hair smaller, so the things are closer. So it's really throwing me off.
Christy Lee
And is it small print?
Tom Griswold
No, no. I. I bought. I bought the letters you glue on.
Christy Lee
Oh, okay.
Chick McGee
It was small print. I came in yesterday, and they had. What do you call the tweezers? Tweezers. And he was. It was like he was making a ransom note. He was slicing each one individually.
Jeff Oskay
You put those little letters all over.
Christy Lee
Let me ask you, was that kind of cathartic?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it reminded me.
Chick McGee
Smile on his face.
Tom Griswold
It reminded me my. In my top 10 movie scenes of all time, one of them is the Toy Story scene where the old man fixes the doll.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
God, I just love that, where it. Just. The focus and the concentration and the skill. It reminds me of a Hemingway short story. But that would be far too pretentious to mention right now. Although it's not. Not. It is. It's not really beneath me to do. So.
Jeff Oskay
You just did.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
In any event. Yeah. So I'm going to be a little discombobulated because these keys are a little too close. They're closer. So this. This experiment may fail. Sorry. So we'll. We'll see what happens. But we have some letters we have to get to. But before we do. I know. Christy.
Jeff Oskay
I'm in mourning.
Tom Griswold
I saw.
Jeff Oskay
Putting makeup on. I'm wearing black.
Tom Griswold
I saw this yesterday. And one of Christie's favorites. And apparently a guy that was a really good guy has passed away. The Bobby Sherman.
Ace Cosby
The Easy, calm, easy go.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, Pat.
Ace Cosby
What?
Tom Griswold
Teen idol.
Christy Lee
No, that was the right thing to say.
Jeff Oskay
That's my favorite song, too.
Ace Cosby
I love this.
Tom Griswold
He was 82.
Jeff Oskay
81. He would have been 82. July 22nd is his birthday. Not that I don't know. Not that I knew that.
Christy Lee
Was it your first crush?
Jeff Oskay
Pretty much.
Tom Griswold
Poster.
Jeff Oskay
Here Come the Brides. You remember that show? Oh, he was adorable in that. Yes. Tiger Beat pictures all over my wall. Yes. And then he heard us talking about that once.
Tom Griswold
What?
Jeff Oskay
Yes. And he sent me a photograph. A signed photograph. No, it wasn't nude. It was just a headshot.
Christy Lee
Sherman's tank.
Jeff Oskay
No, he left Hollywood. Left singing and became an emt, and then he actually was teaching for the LAPD at one point.
Christy Lee
Wow.
Jeff Oskay
Really good Guy he was. Had a big heart and left showbiz behind and was married long time to his wife. And it was interesting boys.
Tom Griswold
He was sort of doing very poppy bubblegum.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Sort of at the height of album rock.
Jeff Oskay
So he wasn't in your sphere. I get that. But I'm a little younger than you. Quite a bit.
Tom Griswold
He wasn't out there doing four Dead in Ohio.
Jeff Oskay
He was.
Tom Griswold
He was. He was doing this.
Ace Cosby
Oh, that's right. I forgot about.
Tom Griswold
A lot of horns. Sounds like a game show thing. Very happy out of the sun. You like this, man? I do think that I was number. I don't know. Easy come, easy go. I'm sitting. You get the idea.
Jeff Oskay
Ah, he was so sweet. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Why not try to make people happy, huh?
Jeff Oskay
He did. He made a lot of girls happy.
Tom Griswold
Great hair.
Ace Cosby
Probably the best.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
David Cassidy. Pretty cool.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. David Cassidy was right up there, too.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
But Bobby Sherman was on top.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
For me.
Tom Griswold
And I think Bobby Sherman had a.
Christy Lee
Much better life if they had been.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
David Cassidy was kind of. Kind of a mess.
Christy Lee
I'm surprised there wasn't a celebrity fight with, like, when Fox would do those things or. Right.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, the old teen idol fight between Bobby Sherman.
Tom Griswold
Well, if there was a sobriety check. Sobriety check. I'll take. I'll take Christie's friend over.
Ace Cosby
Garrett.
Tom Griswold
No, he's Mr. Cassidy. Yeah. A lot of those guys don't survive. And he was good friends with. Oh, gosh, what's the guy's name from that young. Another younger actor from. Oh, God, Dave Coulier's buddy, I think.
Christy Lee
Was that Stamos or.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, Stamos.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yeah, John Stamos. In fact, John Stamos posted something very nice on Instagram about it.
Tom Griswold
How about that?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. I don't want to just start this show with obituaries.
Jeff Oskay
We did two days in a row now.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Yeah. Yesterday, the super sad news about Mick Ralphs again. A great.
Jeff Oskay
Know who Milk Ralphs was.
Tom Griswold
I could play five songs. You'd immediately know who they were. Well, yeah, Bad Company. He.
Jeff Oskay
Of course.
Tom Griswold
He was Paul Rogers from Bad Company's song songwriting partner and great guitar player. And he will be sadly inducted into the Rock and Roll hall of Fame now. But he is deceased, obviously. Bad Company should have been in the Rock and Roll hall of fame 30 years ago, but they had to let in Patti Smith, who's had no hits that she's ever written. Sorry. Right now I want to tell you the best way to listen to Bobby Sherman or Bad Company. Or show is with Raycon earbuds. We've been talking about them for a long time and maybe it's time to make your move. If it's hot where you are, you're on Earth right now, at least in this hemisphere, very hot. Good time to go for some nice leisurely walks with the dogs, short walks, and make sure the pavement's not too hot on their little paws. The Raycon earbuds are what always accompany me on my walks. Here's something interesting. 32 hour battery life with Raycon earbuds. Also, they're designed so they won't fall out of your ears. They have a bunch of colors, if that, if that matters to you. Vibrant colors, actually. Royal blue, forest green. I have the white ones. I'm old school. Okay, but get whatever you want. But the best thing about the Raycon earbuds is sonically, they're great. And financially they're. How do I say this? Financially they're substantially less when it comes to the gross national product that you're gonna have to spend on them because they're a great bargain and they've got their 30 day happiness guarantee. What have you got to lose here? Nothing. The Raycon earbuds, they fit better, they sound better, and they're a lot cheaper. Go to buyraycon.com Tom that'll knock 15% off your Raycon earbuds. They've got a whole bunch of stuff on sale, so go to the website, peruse it a little bit. I'm a big fan. By the way of the over the head headphones. Whenever I travel with my girls, they have those on. They'll sit in the backseat of the car or on the airplane and they'll be calm and doing something on their own and leaving dad alone. Just the way I like it. Raycon. That should be called the peace of mind company. Buyraycon.com Tom that's buyraycon.com Tom, I've got a interesting question I want to answer here. A guy has written in. Pat, can you think of a band whose first hit was a cover, followed by other songs that they wrote themselves? I've got two right away, but we'll find out if you can answer that question. And many more things coming up in the news, including a world record or two and the reboot of a classic television show. And another, a really odd story. Christy, do you have any allergies?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, seasonal. I don't have like.
Christy Lee
I think, well, like pepper and garlic and stuff.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, glad you said. Glad you said seasonal because the one this article is about an allergy to human semen.
Jeff Oskay
I've heard about that. It's a serious thing for some ladies.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, well, we'll find out about seminal allergies. Actually, it's also for some guys. Well, we'll find out.
Christy Lee
That's why I don't drink.
Tom Griswold
We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show. I am Michael Rosenbaum. I am Tom Welling. Welcome to Talk Bill, where it's fun to talk about Smallville.
Christy Lee
We're going to be talking to sometimes guest stars.
Tom Griswold
Are you liking the direction Lois is going in? Yeah, because I'm getting more screen time. It's good.
Chick McGee
But mostly it's just me and Tom remembering.
Tom Griswold
I think we all feel like there.
Chick McGee
Was a scene missing here.
Tom Griswold
Got me, Tom. Let's revisit it. Let's look at it. See what we remember.
Jess Hooker
See what we remember.
Tom Griswold
I had never been around anything like that before.
Jess Hooker
I mean, it was so fun.
Tom Griswold
Talk, Bill. Talk Bill. I just. That a flashback.
Chick McGee
Follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Christy Lee
Let's get into it. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Chris D. Lee's here. Hey, Godwin's having some coffee. Chef Oscar's across the way. Ace Cosby's there. Hello. Oh, with an ups. I haven't. I don't know that I've seen the upside down Raiders hat. A gift from Chick. Very nice. I am.
Tom Griswold
Can you stand on your head?
Christy Lee
I'm Josh. There's Tom, and I know you have an upside down Indianapolis. I'm not allowed to.
Chick McGee
It drives people nuts.
Christy Lee
I mean, it was a big.
Chick McGee
Why is that upside down? How come it's upside down? Well, that way when I flip my car, people will know who my favorite team is. That's why it's upside down. Get away from me always.
Tom Griswold
Because when I look in the mirror, it's backwards and upside down. Well, welcome back to the Bob and Tom program. Great to be here. We've been talking about nicknames quite a bit. Ace, obviously. That's your nickname. Ace. Mr. Oski, do you have a nickname?
Chick McGee
Growing up, it was Jethro Lady Jackson.
Christy Lee
Yeah, it was Jeff Row.
Chick McGee
Jeff Row Lady Jackson.
Tom Griswold
Why?
Chick McGee
Which then got shortened because I had a big fro my whole life.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's great.
Chick McGee
I couldn't figure out how to manage my hair at 7 years old. So it was.
Tom Griswold
Jeff Row was great.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Now Pat Goddard, obviously. Patty G. Yeah. And then Christy. Your nickname is Christy. Let's See Josh any.
Christy Lee
I had one, but in high school it was Blarney for a while. Blarney started with Arnold and then Arnie and then Blarney. That's how it just. It just evolved or default, depending on how you look at it.
Tom Griswold
Well, we've been talking about various nicknames. I think this is because of the Appalachian Trail and you have to. You are given a nickname based on something you do. You don't make your own up.
Jeff Oskay
I was given a nickname by a fake fraternity that a friend of ours has. Yeah, I'm Sister Globes because I do the news around the world.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, well, just don't tell that to HR that was a non work related fraternity.
Chick McGee
Did you have a nickname, Tom?
Tom Griswold
Not really. Aren't you Butcher? Both my brothers. Both my brothers were Grizz. I was to a couple people, but my sister called me Butch and one of my brothers calls me that. My other brother calls me dude sometimes.
Jeff Oskay
Dude.
Tom Griswold
Very complex.
Jeff Oskay
Maybe he's forgotten your name.
Tom Griswold
It's perfectly possible. Got a nice letter here. This is from Ed. He writes, we hired a kid last summer. He was just about to go off to school. He was a couple weeks into it and the conversation came up about nicknames. He said his nickname was Food Stamp.
Christy Lee
Hmm.
Tom Griswold
I said, why? He goes, well, he's never had a job and never has any money. By the way, he's probably out there for hire right now. This kid couldn't even run a broom. Thank you very much, Food Stamp.
Christy Lee
Brad says in our group of friends, my buddy married a woman that none of us liked. She was condescending, lied all the time, incredibly ungrateful. Especially to my wife, who planned her entire wedding. She was always drinking Pepsi. So our group came up with a fun nickname for her. Stupid bitch.
Tom Griswold
Very good.
Christy Lee
That's very nice, Brad.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I like the origin story. Really? Really adds a lot to it. The detail about her favorite beverage. Dear Bob and Tom show. I was watching some of your YouTube streams the other night. I work as a night auditor at a local hotel. By the way, that's got to be the source of some great stories.
Christy Lee
It does.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, I bet.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Yeah. I worked at a hotel as a. As a bellboy for a summer.
Christy Lee
Ever overnights.
Tom Griswold
I never had the night. Wait. I did have the night shift once, but it was only till 11.
Jeff Oskay
I think. Yeah, you may not have been old enough.
Tom Griswold
I was 16 years old. Yeah. And that's the famous story about the. The regular. We had the bell boys. We had a little closet and on the. On the top Shelf behind the buckets. That's where Eddie Sincere kept his booze. And you've heard the story, right? I got. I got a call. I got a call up to the room, and this guy. I go, yes, sir. And this guy goes, can you give me a woman? What? I said, oh, we don't have that service here, sir. Last time I was here, I got a woman. Who'd you talk to? And he goes, oh, I talked to this black dude. Oh, that was Eddie Sincere. I'll. I'll send him up here. When he. Apparently Eddie had a little side gig going.
Christy Lee
Was he like head bellman or was he older guy, kind of a concierge?
Tom Griswold
He was kind of a janitor slash bellman.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
All around guy that the Holiday Inn.
Ace Cosby
Nice man Crothers like.
Tom Griswold
To me, that's how I remembered him.
Christy Lee
Great guy and a hell of a name. One of the great. One of the grants of all time.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. I've always wondered if that was his real name or if that was like a stage name. Can you have a stage name as a janitor and bellboy at an Holiday Inn?
Christy Lee
If you're. If you're corralling just a little side gig, I'm not judging.
Tom Griswold
He goes, I'm sorry. Let's get back to the letter from Brian in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. He said, tom asked, what would the item be that would most upset you if KFC ran out of it? At one point someone said, chicken.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I believe it was you.
Tom Griswold
He goes, I laugh because we lost our KFC in my hometown 15 years ago. Several years later, a new one opened at a new location. The restaurant underestimated the excitement. There were several times in the first two weeks of opening that our KFC ran out of chicken. Wow, that just is no good.
Christy Lee
Don't you.
Chick McGee
What chicken place do you normally go to?
Christy Lee
Josh, Big fan of Popeyes. I like.
Ace Cosby
That's true.
Christy Lee
I like the Popeyes.
Jeff Oskay
Never had Popeyes.
Ace Cosby
And they're red beans and rice.
Chick McGee
What do they have there?
Christy Lee
Yeah, they typically have fried chicken and we out of that.
Ace Cosby
Almost got in the way.
Chick McGee
I've been. I've been to that location.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, I love that.
Tom Griswold
That's so true. Hello. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Yeah, I'm aware of this, but I'll repeat it. This is Mike from Medford, Oregon, writes, Edwin McCain sings alongside Lee Bryce and David Toliver on the tribute song Mr. Miyagi.
Christy Lee
You're right.
Tom Griswold
Right. Which Edwin played for us when he was here last time.
Ace Cosby
He sent me. And the version of it that. The final version, the produced version, is terrific.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it's. It's almost too good.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
You know, it's very good. And yet it goes by you. That. That is a joke. It's so. It's so. It sounds fantastic.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. And it's referencing Mr. Miyagi.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. From the Karate Kid, by the way.
Tom Griswold
P.S. closed Circuit Message to Josh Arnold.
Christy Lee
Hello.
Tom Griswold
If you're ever in Southern Oregon, I have a private 35 acre bass pond.
Christy Lee
No kidding. 35 acres. Sounds good.
Tom Griswold
Thank you. Thank you very much, Mike.
Christy Lee
And that's Bigfoot country.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, it is. You could double.
Christy Lee
What if you double dip Bigfoot sipping out of the pond.
Jeff Oskay
He's on bass fishing.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Throw that one back in, Harry.
Ace Cosby
I'm using my hand.
Christy Lee
What do you tie there? Polymer. All right.
Tom Griswold
Trevor had asked for our opening piece this morning in honor of the passing of Frederick Wallace Smith, the founder of FedEx, who was apparently a great American great guy. And we played a little bit of Norfolk and Waypal for you this morning, a little tribute to getting packages across the country in a fast manner also. Okay, here's the question I asked earlier. This is from Brian, who claims to have had his letters read on this show 22 times.
Christy Lee
Wow.
Tom Griswold
He said that doesn't even count the letters to Ali Breen or the episodes of Bob Zany's Fix the Joke. So he goes. A co worker and I had an.
Chick McGee
Argument today that you weren't working.
Tom Griswold
Way.
Chick McGee
Too much work time writing a radio show.
Tom Griswold
Brian from Millsboro, Delaware, continues. I contend there's never been a band whose first big hit was a cover who then successfully made it to a second album and a career.
Christy Lee
Oh, okay. So he's saying that it's happened plenty of times. But who has Van Halen parlayed that into a good career?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I mean, there's a bunch of them. Yeah. Van Halen.
Ace Cosby
They come out of the gate cover.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. With a kink. With a kink song.
Chick McGee
Quite right.
Ace Cosby
Quiet Riot did.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. But quiet. Right. You could argue they really didn't have a career. No other hits. What other hits did they have besides of the COVID of Come on and Feel the Noise?
Christy Lee
Mental Health.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Never heard it bang your head. Okay, those definitely got played, but I.
Tom Griswold
Would say you could start with the Beatles.
Christy Lee
A lot of 60s bands started out.
Ace Cosby
With a cover, but they didn't start. I mean, they did play covers at the beginning, but their hits were.
Tom Griswold
Wasn't their first Hit Twist and shout.
Ace Cosby
Out, that was a hit later on. But I want to hold your hand would have been the first hit out of the gate.
Tom Griswold
How about the stunt? Wasn't the Stones first hit a Beatles song?
Ace Cosby
I want to be your man? Yeah, yeah, that was a Beatles song.
Tom Griswold
And then. And Elvis. Did he. Well, I guess he didn't really write it, but. Oh, I know. Joe Cocker, you're so beautiful. Joe Cocker's first hit was ran my friends traffic song.
Ace Cosby
Feeling all right, right?
Tom Griswold
Oh, I was gonna say with a little help from my friends. And. Yeah, but it's a. It's a fun question.
Jeff Oskay
I didn't know that was a cover for many years, that Joe Cocker song. I thought that was his.
Tom Griswold
I'm a huge fan of bands doing covers.
Christy Lee
I. Yeah, some are fantastic fighters. Nail every cover they do. Boy, do. They're just awesome. I think that Van Halen cover of the King song. Yeah, that's really just awesome.
Tom Griswold
That's powerful. Yeah, that is terrific.
Jeff Oskay
You really got me.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Yeah, that's a great.
Christy Lee
And I love the original.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's a great song. Anyway.
Ace Cosby
Oh, they just nail it, though.
Jeff Oskay
Thank you. Yes.
Tom Griswold
And the. The man, the Kink's writing, Ray Davies is incredible. If you've never listened to any of the Kinks, they're absolutely terrific. I don't think they can really tour anymore because I believe they're the original Oasis brothers.
Ace Cosby
They're back as friends now. There's pictures of them together having coffee and having a beer.
Christy Lee
Oh, no kidding.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that makes me happy.
Ace Cosby
Last month on the Internet.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, they're both there. We've. We've actually talked to both of them separately, but I highly recommend if you. If you've never been into the Kinks, give them. Give them a listen. Thanks for the letter, Brian. I guess now you're 23 letters of yours aired on this.
Jeff Oskay
All right, Brian.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Jeff Oskay
Might be a leader in that department.
Tom Griswold
Who knows? We got all kinds of anonymous letters. Anybody else got letters, or am I the only one?
Christy Lee
Okay, what do we got here?
Jeff Oskay
I have a letter, but I was going to save it for Java House because it. Love for Java House.
Christy Lee
Hey, gents. And Christie, my best friend used to date a girl with six toes. Her nickname was ET Extra toe.
Ace Cosby
Very nice.
Christy Lee
You could almost get away with that one without her knowing. Here comes old ET and if she heard it, she really would.
Ace Cosby
Her friends. Lacto tolerant. What?
Christy Lee
I don't.
Tom Griswold
No, you see, no, she. She. She had an extra toe.
Christy Lee
Well, maybe so.
Tom Griswold
They'd be lacto. Not really worth pursuing. No, there's some jokes you just don't want to fix.
Jeff Oskay
This is from Chris in Lexington, Kentucky, talking about. We've been talking about alarm clocks and how some are real bright and you don't want them on because he took his to a window tinting place and had them tent in front of his alarm.
Christy Lee
It really sounds like something Tom might try.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, right.
Tom Griswold
That is brilliant.
Ace Cosby
Why don't you just buy a new alarm clock?
Jeff Oskay
He said he can still read it, but it's not annoying now. All right, all right, fair enough.
Tom Griswold
Chris, yesterday we had the letter from the guy. Oh, here it is. This kid we knew had six toes on one foot. His last name was Rose because it rhymed. He became Six Toes Rose, which eventually morphed into Sixto Six Doe. Yeah, six, though, is a great nickname. Yeah, six, though.
Jeff Oskay
You think it's Cisco Kid.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Which leads to that great song, My Is It War? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's. That's what you want to do there out loud. Whatever time you hear that song. If you want to reach us Bob and tom@bobandtom.com, we would love to hear from you. What's coming up in sports?
Chick McGee
Oh, I have a letter here. Do we have time for that?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, go ahead.
Chick McGee
Hello, my favorite morning crew. Nice to e meet you. A few weeks back, you were talking about strip club and Lincoln, Nebraska. That served lunch and was a concert and comedy venue in the evening.
Christy Lee
Christy, you've done this place.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, with the band.
Chick McGee
This was the Royal Grove. I used to be a bouncer there, and let me tell you, it brought a new meaning to Taco Tuesdays.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, we did a Bob and Tom comedy show at that place in Nebraska. The one that I was on stage was not there. That was in Peoria. Peoria? Yeah, Big Al's. That's the time I found hundreds of dollars on the bathroom floor. Did I tell you this story?
Ace Cosby
That belonged to Brandy.
Jeff Oskay
Big Al's. Yeah. And I walked out. I mean, there was money, like, somebody had dropped, like, a lot of money.
Tom Griswold
And I dropped a wad.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. And I scooped it up and I went out to Big Al's girlfriend or wife or whatever she was, and I go, I found this in the bathroom. What do we do? And she goes, don't tell anyone. First of all, do you know how they'll be fighting over that? Yeah, that was mine. No, that was mine. She goes, I'll take it. And then I'll just spread it out through for everybody at the end of the night. Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah. Found money to strip club is yours. That's.
Tom Griswold
It wasn't the first time someone had shot their wad at a strip club, if you will.
Jeff Oskay
It was quite a bit.
Tom Griswold
Coming up, we have. I don't know if I don't think we have any stripping news or naked news today.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, we do.
Christy Lee
Oh, good.
Jeff Oskay
Taiwan. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, right. Oh, yeah. And then we have the question, are you allergic to semen? I didn't realize this was a thing, but it exists also. We've often talked about this. We finally have an actual story about it. I've always wondered what they find when the snow melts at ski resorts below the chairlift.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
We got a little bit of an inventory coming out of Colorado about some of the stuff they find. Not a lot of surprises, but there certainly are a couple right now. I want to say hi to our friends at Java House. This portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by Java House. Christy's waving her letter.
Jeff Oskay
Yes, this is from Robin. Louisville. Finally got my Java House. Love it hot and over ice. But you really need to try it over ice cream, which we did last week, and it was wonderful.
Tom Griswold
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Jeff Oskay
Yeah, this last night.
Tom Griswold
I immediately waste a little bit of your time with that. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Jess Hooker
This is the Bob and Tom show, Regis told Free at 1-888-Bob-tom1 or@bob&tom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff O's here this morning. Ace Cosby's there. I'm Josh Arnold and there's Tom.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much. This next letter, I was debating whether or not I should read it. Oh, oh. But then the more I thought about it, I think I have to read it.
Christy Lee
Is it divisive? Is it incendiary?
Ace Cosby
Will it cause controversy?
Tom Griswold
It might.
Christy Lee
Controversy.
Tom Griswold
They'Re saying controversy is.
Chick McGee
I love that.
Tom Griswold
Causes controversy. Douchebaggery, I believe is the. Okay, here we go. This is from Jessica.
Jeff Oskay
Hi, Jessica.
Tom Griswold
Jessica, kind enough to write. I was listening to your show yesterday morning. You were talking about chickens. We do a lot of chicken talk on this show.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. There are a lot of chickens out there.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
We need to appeal to them.
Tom Griswold
We'd like to say hello to all the chickens out there.
Christy Lee
Thank you for listening.
Tom Griswold
Both Hens and cox. Is there. Is there a morning show called Hens and Cocks? Oh, wait a minute.
Christy Lee
We have a letter here from Cheep Cheep. He says he listened is when his father cock would take him to school. He listened then and he listens now. Thank you.
Tom Griswold
Cheap Cheap. Jessica writes, I was walking my dog. I stopped with my neighbor to chat. They had. Oops. They had four free range chickens walking around. My dog, of course, zeroed in on the chickens as a dog might violently swallow. He was on a leash. So I figured, nothing's gonna happen.
Christy Lee
Oh, no, no.
Tom Griswold
One of her chickens was brave enough. Brin. Or dumb enough. Strutted right in front of my dog.
Christy Lee
Hey, how you doing?
Tom Griswold
He jumped toward it, one paw landing on his head, breaking its neck. Oh.
Christy Lee
Immediately.
Chick McGee
That's a pretty big dog.
Tom Griswold
I was embarrassed. I felt bad, of course. Offered to replace the chicken. The neighbor assured me that it was okay. No replacement chicken was required.
Christy Lee
The neighbor yelled to his wife, take the pizza out of the. Having something else tonight.
Tom Griswold
Jessica? You must have read her mind. Jessica writes, the next day, I decided I should do something to offer my condolence and apologies about the dead chicken. So I went to KFC and bought a bucket of chicken. Placed it on their front porch with a note, said, sorry about your chicken. Have this one on me.
Christy Lee
That almost seems cruel.
Jeff Oskay
It does seem.
Tom Griswold
Well, listen to this. They've stopped speaking to me.
Christy Lee
Yeah, they thought you were being a smart.
Tom Griswold
Apparently, I misread the situation.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, my gosh.
Tom Griswold
I think it's pretty funny.
Christy Lee
Yeah. I mean, you want to kind of try to make light of it, but it must have been maybe.
Jeff Oskay
Maybe buying a baby chick would have been.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Or something.
Tom Griswold
I don't know. Maybe they were relieved to get rid of one of the chickens.
Jeff Oskay
Obviously not.
Chick McGee
Probably an original recipe. And they got them crispy.
Christy Lee
Oh, boy.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, that's deficient.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, and that.
Jeff Oskay
That I'm extra crispy.
Christy Lee
What a controversy.
Tom Griswold
Really?
Chick McGee
I'm with you, Chris.
Jeff Oskay
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Really.
Jeff Oskay
Extra crispy.
Tom Griswold
Why don't you guys get together and leave?
Christy Lee
I don't mind a mixed bucket.
Tom Griswold
Oh, really?
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I feel sorry for the children.
Christy Lee
That is an insane thing.
Ace Cosby
We're cruising right along.
Jeff Oskay
So you're a regular? All the way.
Christy Lee
Speaking of control.
Tom Griswold
Yes. Original. That's me, the OG.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, gee.
Tom Griswold
Now, Mr. Osuke, as the only one here that has vast experiences with chickens, what did that end up costing you in the long run? When you built. Did you build a chicken coop?
Chick McGee
We built a Cooper. We got the chicken wire, which I. I did. I thought that was like an expression. I didn't.
Jeff Oskay
There's really chicken wire?
Chick McGee
Yeah, like it's four chickens. I thought, like, that was just like. But you put that around your cage. I don't know. I'm somehow $7,000 into my.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, no kidding.
Chick McGee
Wow. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
How many chickens did you have?
Chick McGee
I had 12 at one time.
Tom Griswold
And then how many. How many eggs did they yield?
Chick McGee
Like 12 a day.
Jeff Oskay
12 eggs a day?
Chick McGee
Yeah. You get an egg in a day, which, I mean, 12 a day was a lot. I. We finally, once my cholesterol got to like around 14,000, step back on the eggs, I think.
Tom Griswold
Didn't they decide there's no connection between eating eggs and cholesterol?
Chick McGee
That was just a joke.
Ace Cosby
It doesn't negate the humor, though.
Tom Griswold
No, no, the humor was excellent. I just trying to help ourselves, help our egg farmers out there.
Chick McGee
But the thing is, like I said before, I had to kill one of our chickens one time. I didn't want to, but, like, it had gotten half eaten and so.
Christy Lee
That's.
Chick McGee
Right. It's hard to snap a chicken's neck. Like I was trying with a shovel. So that must have been a pretty big dog if it could, like.
Ace Cosby
You should start off, snap their necks first and then go to the chickens.
Chick McGee
Is that what you do?
Christy Lee
They seem real easy. It's not as sexually gratifying.
Tom Griswold
Did you, Didn't. Did the raccoons or the coyotes get you?
Chick McGee
We had a hawk pick one up and carry it like 200ft in the air and drop it. It killed it that way and then it flew down and ate it. Oh, and then raccoons, coyotes. I think a mink got one.
Tom Griswold
What?
Christy Lee
Oh, man. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
I mean, a lot of mink out there. You don't.
Chick McGee
Everything that eats was coming to my buffet. Like, they. I was just doing the whole neighborhood.
Tom Griswold
Now, was this your idea or was this your lady friend's idea?
Chick McGee
It was my idea.
Christy Lee
Not a bad idea, man. And you were up kind of before the craze, and my kids loved it.
Chick McGee
That was the problem was the kids loved them. They named them all.
Christy Lee
Yeah, that's tough.
Chick McGee
And so, you know, it's like, oh, Daenerys got Who? Daenerys.
Jeff Oskay
Daenerys was one of your chickens?
Chick McGee
Yeah. Daenerys.
Tom Griswold
Is that some sci fi thing?
Chick McGee
It's Game of Thrones.
Jeff Oskay
Okay.
Chick McGee
One of the leaders.
Tom Griswold
Now, can you eat those chickens? We didn't, but, I mean, can you?
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
But we had, like, a bunch of different kinds. So we had like blue eggs and red eggs and brown eggs, white eggs and.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, he used to bring some in. Don't you remember?
Christy Lee
They were awesome.
Jeff Oskay
They were awesome.
Christy Lee
Really were delicious.
Jeff Oskay
Really?
Tom Griswold
Orange. Is that based on the type of chicken? The color of the egg?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I only get the brown ones when I go to the grocery Store.
Pat Godwin
Store.
Chick McGee
Well, I don't know what to tell you.
Tom Griswold
I'm so used to doing that. I told you this like an idiot. I went and got eggs to die for Easter, and I brought them home, and they were those brown ones. You know, I'm just. I'm just. I'm a man with habits.
Ace Cosby
Those are called eggs to die for.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Did you try dyeing them anyway?
Tom Griswold
No. No. Gave up.
Jeff Oskay
All right.
Tom Griswold
Josh, a few years ago, gave me this really cool machine, and it. It's. It's. You put an egg on it and it spins it, and you take crayon kind of things and. And. But it's kind of out of season. Kids weren't really doing it this week.
Jeff Oskay
No.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
But thank you, Josh.
Christy Lee
Sure.
Jeff Oskay
You could still do it. It'd be a nice craft for a summer day, but a lot of people.
Chick McGee
Get the chickens to save money on the eggs. But by the time you have to buy feed for them, you have to buy heaters, you got to buy lamps. My eggs were coming in right around $320 a dozen after all the expenses, which was a little bit higher than the farmers.
Tom Griswold
And there's a lot of. There are places out there where you can lease the chicken coop.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And then they'll sell you the feed and everything. They take away a little bit of the.
Chick McGee
They also don't tell you there's a ton of chicken poop that you have to deal with. Like, a lot. And if you free range them, they will destroy your yard, your flower beds, everything.
Christy Lee
How much? Just so an average chicken coop is how much?
Chick McGee
5, 600 bucks?
Tom Griswold
What?
Christy Lee
An average chicken sedan.
Ace Cosby
It's a little chicken coop. You don't know what it costs.
Tom Griswold
It depends if you want the roll bar and the. And the rag top.
Chick McGee
I walked right into that. I hate you.
Christy Lee
Yeah. No, no, no.
Tom Griswold
That's the second walk into joke we've had this morning. Both of them. Excellent, by the way. Yeah.
Christy Lee
You did it.
Tom Griswold
Coming up, we will get to some more letters. Once again, you could reach us, Bob andtom@bobandtom.com. we love hearing from you. I don't know why there's so much chicken news lately, but they are delicious. Yeah, I'm a big fan. That's. I eat. That's problem. That's the main part of my diet. Chicken good eggs and chicken lean protein. Sometimes together, which I know.
Jeff Oskay
That's eggs and chicken. What? Chicken omelets or. What are you doing?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, chicken omelets.
Jeff Oskay
All right, cool.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I'll have leftover chicken cut it up the next day, throw in some eggs.
Ace Cosby
Well, that's, that's a Jimmy shoe bit.
Tom Griswold
I know. Yeah, it's a lot of chicken, but it's absolutely delightful. Now, many things are coming up today, including. Are you allergic to semen? Well, it's a thing out there. I'd never heard of it, but it's out there. We're gonna find out exactly what that means, among other things. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this remains the Bob and Tom Show.
Jess Hooker
Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Tom Griswold
We love it.
Christy Lee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.
Tom Griswold
Hello.
Christy Lee
Pat Godwin's at the keybard and guitar desk.
Tom Griswold
Hello.
Christy Lee
Jess Hooker has joined us this morning.
Pat Godwin
Hi.
Christy Lee
There's Jeff Oskay.
Chick McGee
That's right.
Christy Lee
Ace Cosby across the way. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold and I've got the power.
Jeff Oskay
Power.
Christy Lee
You guys remember that one?
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
Oh, that's, oh, yeah. And there's Tom.
Jeff Oskay
He has no idea what you're talking about.
Tom Griswold
Who did that one?
Christy Lee
Who, who was that?
Chick McGee
Is that cnc, Is it cnc?
Christy Lee
Music Factory? I think so.
Pat Godwin
Let's keep it that way.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's very good. I, I, I'm going to go off course a little bit here because I have a couple things planned. However, I've just been handed this new pen.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, God.
Pat Godwin
So sorry, guys.
Tom Griswold
We, we were involved in a, in an event a couple days ago in which we had to sign these documents and they gave me one of these pens to use and I loved it so much. We went on a hunt for it and I took a photograph of the pen, but I, I obscured half the name so I couldn't find them. But you actually found them.
Pat Godwin
I found them.
Tom Griswold
And I've never heard of this brand, but it's a, it's a fine, ultra fine point permanent marker that doesn't smear. It's great. But I don't. The name I can't.
Christy Lee
Completely unpronounceable.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, it's, it's really strange and I'm.
Tom Griswold
Afraid to try to pronounce it because.
Christy Lee
Like a Team Uber. It's like a name you would see on team.
Tom Griswold
Yes. Real C, O, N, U, S, A.
Christy Lee
C, N, T. Can you second?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I don't know.
Christy Lee
I mean, that's phonetically. Maybe. Maybe that C would have to be silent.
Tom Griswold
Oh, maybe. I wonder if it's just supposed to be letters that are read separately, like us. Because then it's USA in the middle, followed by cnt.
Christy Lee
Boy, dynamite.
Tom Griswold
USAC and T. Sounds like a very unusual Olympic sport. Well, ladies, you made the podium again. Now put your pants on.
Christy Lee
I'm on the fence with these pens, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Why?
Christy Lee
I don't like the feel. It doesn't have a good.
Jeff Oskay
I like these.
Christy Lee
It doesn't have good paper drag.
Pat Godwin
Oh, okay.
Tom Griswold
Give them to me. I'll hang on to them.
Pat Godwin
Okay.
Tom Griswold
This is my.
Christy Lee
No, I'm keeping it. But I like a smoother, like, tip to.
Pat Godwin
Tip to paper. Doesn't feel right.
Jeff Oskay
I like the Uniball.
Pat Godwin
I like the Uniball.
Christy Lee
Lance Armstrong.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Big fan. You suppose at the Uniball factory there's a picture of Lance Armstrong and other famous people that famously only have one testicle in that Adolf Hitler.
Chick McGee
In that relationship, who was more insufferable, Sheryl Crowe or Lance Armstrong?
Christy Lee
Lance. Yeah, but I have a soft spot for Cheryl.
Tom Griswold
Oh, me too. I have a heart.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
I.
Tom Griswold
So I've Now I've completely lost my place. Oh, I know. We were talking with Mr. Oskay about his experiment with the chickens.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
You had. How long did you have the chickens?
Chick McGee
Two or three years.
Tom Griswold
Okay. And. But eventually between the coyotes and the hawks. And you said a mink ate one of your chickens?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And Pat, I found this story.
Ace Cosby
Chrissy was saying they're pretty wild. They're all out there all the time.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Real close to where we are right now.
Jeff Oskay
Real close. There's a river right here.
Tom Griswold
There's a story here. Thousands of minks released. Holes cut in Pennsylvania fur farm fence. Then there's this one. 10,000 minks missing after vandalism at an Ohio farm.
Christy Lee
Oh, I see.
Tom Griswold
Van Wirt. County Sheriff Thomas Rigglebach said a break in released an estimated 25,000 to 40,000 mink from their cages at lion farms.
Christy Lee
Wriggle Box, you say?
Tom Griswold
Rigginbach is the guy.
Christy Lee
Oh, that's much different.
Tom Griswold
What did I say?
Christy Lee
Wriggle. Wriggle Box, which is another name for Squirmer.
Tom Griswold
That's the city where they make these pens. So our minks are notoriously really mean, right?
Ace Cosby
Yeah. Nasty.
Christy Lee
Right.
Jeff Oskay
They're like a weasel.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. And were these being raised for coats?
Jeff Oskay
Obviously, probably, yeah.
Tom Griswold
40,000 of them.
Pat Godwin
They make pretty cool.
Jeff Oskay
Well, they're small. They take a lot of minks to make.
Tom Griswold
I believe.
Chick McGee
I believe mink will kill just to kill.
Christy Lee
Oh, they're psychopaths.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I think I've heard that. Too.
Tom Griswold
So, apparently these animal rights activists allegedly released the minks from their cages. Although my theory is that some of the minks were stole. Thank you.
Christy Lee
Christy, do you own a stall?
Tom Griswold
No, I have a. I have a question. I have a question. I've heard that.
Jeff Oskay
I have a cape.
Tom Griswold
I have heard of a mink stole. Ergo the joke. But how do you spell that?
Ace Cosby
S T, O, L, E, S, T, O.
Tom Griswold
You do? As in stolen. That makes that joke that much more valid.
Christy Lee
Yes, it does.
Jeff Oskay
I do.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I think it's more of a caplet or a cape.
Christy Lee
It's a small. It's almost between. Isn't it a cross between a scarf and.
Jeff Oskay
I have a fake stole. I have two fake ones.
Christy Lee
Essentially a bath mat.
Pat Godwin
I have one. Yeah, I do. Yeah. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I remember my mom had the. The thing that was like a scarf with the face on it.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Jeff Oskay
It had the clip on it.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Creeped me out.
Pat Godwin
I have the matching. What's this that you put your muffin. The muff.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I like to put my hands.
Tom Griswold
Nothing like a matching muff, right, Pat? I like them. Back in the day, Twins on a Friday night. I tell you, I think you have a song about a magic muff.
Jeff Oskay
Song about a mink.
Tom Griswold
Nobody has pubes anymore.
Ace Cosby
Ones in Ohio. You want to hear about it? Here we go. Fur farmers and peters coming Open cages Let them go bust the fence and see them running Mink loose in Ohio Gotta get trapped and catch them Minks are eating our goats should have been caught long ago what if they ate your chickens? Found them dead on the ground Think of all the profit from those fur coals Mink loose in Ohio how many more mink lucid? 40,000. Mink, mink loose in Ohio.
Christy Lee
The rare Ohio parody.
Tom Griswold
I believe for Dead in Ohio, that was one of the songs we chose for the worst songs to play at a strip club.
Jeff Oskay
Yes.
Ace Cosby
That's a bit of a downer.
Tom Griswold
Wow. But, yeah, I'd forgotten that there were that. That we had wild minks running around.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
And they're. And they're super mean, right?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Christy Lee
I've never gotten too close to one.
Chick McGee
Wait, the lyrics say four dead in Ohio.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, it was written, like, in a.
Tom Griswold
Day after the incident. Oh.
Chick McGee
I had. I. I always saying, don't forget Ohio.
Christy Lee
Don't forget, don't forget. Oh, I don't see.
Tom Griswold
There's a. There's a whole show of misconstrued, misunderstood lyrics.
Chick McGee
Not have gotten it more wrong.
Christy Lee
Well, that's all right. You had a Better time singing it than the rest of us did.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, we brought us down.
Christy Lee
I wrote a. An argumentative song in response. I wrote a response song to this. Maybe don't throw rocks at 19 year olds with guns. That's what I like. It's kind of a rebuttal. Yeah, yeah. Nobody cared for that. That side of the argument at all.
Tom Griswold
So I. I don't know. By the way, what happened to this story about all these minks that were let go? Did they?
Jeff Oskay
Probably went out in the wild and lives and. Wow, they're mean.
Christy Lee
That many, though, must affect the ecology.
Chick McGee
One of my ex girlfriend's dads was a mink trapper and he would trap like 70, 80, 90 mink. And he would just have hundreds of mink furs hanging in his garage stretched out on like little. They look like ironing boards. And they stretch the fur out to dry them.
Jeff Oskay
And then he'd sell the fur.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Did he make a good living? No. Man, should that be our side hustle? We can start minking.
Chick McGee
Oh, that'll be fun.
Tom Griswold
Great idea.
Christy Lee
Oscar and Arnold died of rabies.
Tom Griswold
We'd be the only radio show. Have you heard the Bob and Tom Show? They have T shirts? No, no, they're. They're selling mink pelts. No logo or anything, just. Yeah, I heard they sold four last year. Well, thank you very much.
Ace Cosby
Medium. Will you sign it?
Tom Griswold
We were also talking a lot about chickens and I thought we'd feature this classic because I was mentioning that I eat a lot of chicken. And lately I've been. If I have leftover chicken for the night before, I may go home at lunchtime and make myself an omelette with chicken in it.
Jeff Oskay
Right.
Tom Griswold
Which kind of reminds me of this. Jimmy Shubert is our guest.
H
I'll tell you, something happened to me the other day. I was in this diner getting breakfast and I'm looking at the menu and I just think of the menu called a protein scramble. And I'm looking at it, and basically it's an egg omelette with chicken meat in it, which is wrong. I mean, you don't take the eggs out of the chicken and then cook the chicken and put it in the eggs. Okay, that's too much chicken. I don't know who's back there cooking some kind of poultry cereal killer, some barnyard strangler. That's an omelette that spans two generations.
Tom Griswold
That's wrong.
H
That's not breakfast. That's a vendetta. You know, that's like taking a hamburger and dipping it into your milk.
Tom Griswold
You don't do it.
H
It's not kosher. You gotta separate some things, you know what I mean? What do you got against the chicken?
Tom Griswold
I feel.
H
I feel bad for the chicken, you know what I mean? I. I just want to meet the guy who. The first guy who found out that you could eat the chickens unborn, you know, because you got to figure, you know, the mom's chicken, sitting on the eggs, going, finally, I got the family I've always wanted. Hey, what are you doing? Where are you going with my babies?
Tom Griswold
What is it a fright? Daniel. Sick bastard.
H
You know, the pork chicken. I feel so. I feel sorry for her. But you know, we have to eat, you know.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I guess we do.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
H
But I prefer mobile food myself. I mean, I prefer food that's had to make it in the world, just like I have.
Tom Griswold
I mean, if I want to eat.
H
Food, I prefer food that doesn't come from the ground, you know, because vegetables, you know, they suck the nutrients from the mud. Would you eat mud?
Christy Lee
No.
Chick McGee
No.
H
Then why eat the middleman? You know, God made animals slow enough to catch. He obviously intended for us to eat them. Besides that, what's the fun in hunting, cutting a vegetable anymore? I can sneak up on a carrot. Some of that stuff's not even food.
Christy Lee
Celery.
H
That's not food. That's like dental floss trapped inside of carbohydrates. I was reading about celery. There's four calories in a stick of celery. Four takes your body six calories to process a stock of. So you could kill yourself eating celery. That's not food. That's. That's slow suicide.
Tom Griswold
What happened? Jimmy Schubert, thank you very much. Jimmy. Right now I want to remind you once again about the high quality of the Raycon earbuds and all the stuff at Raycon. We're big fans over here and everyday earbuds from Raycon have some really interesting things. For example, 32 hours of battery life. That's amazing. Plus, of course, they're about half the price of those other earbuds. They come in a bunch of colors also, and they have active noise cancellation. The Raycon earbuds, did I mention they come in a bunch of colors? Cool mint, deep red, forest green blush and more. And they have the famous Raycon 30 day happiness guarantee. You'll love your Raycon earbuds. And they won't fall out of your ear because they have those adjustable gel tips so you get the right tips so they'll stay in Your, your particular ear, let's face it, some of our listeners have weird ears. I do. But you have weird ears. Oh, I think so.
Jeff Oskay
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, my ears, my earlobes connect at the bottom.
Christy Lee
Mine do too.
Tom Griswold
You ever notice that?
Christy Lee
It's a genetic trait. Yeah, I have that also.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. It's very common among men with large penis. We have the point here is go to buyraycon.com to get a staggering 15% off Raycon's best selling everyday Earbuds. Lots of other great stuff on sale right now. Buyraycon.com Tom don't forget the over the head headphones. They're awesome. Buyraycon.com Tom that's Buyraycon. Get yourself some of those Raycon earbuds. Great for the kids as well. Thank you very much. Coming up, I promise we'll get to a little bit of sports. We have, I think we have more chicken news on the way and we'd love to hear from you anytime. Bob and tomobandtom.com coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
Hey there.
Jeff Oskay
Hi there.
Christy Lee
How are you guys?
Ace Cosby
Good.
Christy Lee
How are you? We're back. It's the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. The Bob and Tom show is what we've slapped together here. There's, there's Christy Lee, Pat Godwin. Hello. Jess Hooker's there.
Tom Griswold
Hey.
Christy Lee
Hi. Jeff Oskay.
Chick McGee
Hey, buddy.
Christy Lee
Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.
Tom Griswold
I'm getting myself educated over here.
Christy Lee
What are you teaching yourself about?
Tom Griswold
Well, I'd forgotten that story about animal rights activists releasing tens of thousands of, of minks. But I was doing some homework. It's actually mink. It's like, it's like deer.
Christy Lee
That's kind of, I thought that's kind of how we've been saying it. Somebody saying minx.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, me.
Christy Lee
Oh, no, no, no.
Tom Griswold
But did you know this? Well, I'll ask you, does anyone know what you're supposed to call a group of minks? For example, you've got, you know, murder of crows, flamboyance of flamingos, pot of, pot of whales, musk of minks. A musk of minks is not correct. But that would have.
Jeff Oskay
Minks.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's would have been my guess.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
A coat of minks. That would be really cruel. That would be like saying a salad of chicken, right? No, it's a company of mink.
Christy Lee
Oh, that's nice.
Ace Cosby
Company of mink.
Christy Lee
A company. Yeah, that's like they're an acting Troupe. Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
It sounds. It sounds sophisticated.
Christy Lee
Or a ballet group. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
But apparently. And someone wrote me a note here saying, if you've ever been around a mink, you would not protest making them into coats. They are horrible beings.
Jeff Oskay
That's what I've heard.
Tom Griswold
Okay, now, I get off on this a lot on this topic.
Christy Lee
What video are you about to share? You get off on a topic a lot.
Tom Griswold
I'm sorry. I always love these words. The standards. We always talk about. Murder of crows. Anybody remember ravens?
Jeff Oskay
A po of ravens.
Tom Griswold
That'd be good. But it's not. An unkindness of ravens. A parliament of owls. A flamboyance of hairdresser. Oh, no.
Jeff Oskay
Flamingos.
Tom Griswold
Now, I had never heard this one. A group of cats. A clowder of cats.
Christy Lee
Yeah, that's a class. I love that one.
Pat Godwin
That's good.
Tom Griswold
And I've heard this one. A crash of rhinos.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
That's a weird one.
Christy Lee
That's a good one, too. Oh, I bet they'll crash into things.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Big.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. They're not known for their delicate one.
Christy Lee
Yeah. No.
Tom Griswold
You never seen a rhino putting together some Legos, Pot of dolphins. A school of fish. Of course. Turtles, Anybody? A bale of turtles.
Christy Lee
Bail.
Tom Griswold
And then me leaving this topic is bailing on this topic.
Christy Lee
Awesome.
Tom Griswold
A couple of more of those. A skulk of foxes and a romp of otters. Which is appropriate because otters are known for having fun stuff and going down slip and slides and.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, they're fun. They're fun. Little on the opposite of a mink. They're cute and fun.
Tom Griswold
That reminds me, over the weekend, Kelly brought home a. An off. Off brand Slip and slide. Oh, yeah. Oh, you got to stick with the. The good one, I guess. I. They did this. Only one they had left.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
You know what it is, Christy? It's like this giant sheet of plastic.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, of course. I know.
Tom Griswold
You attach a hose to it, and it's supposed to squirt the water onto the plastic.
Chick McGee
Right.
Tom Griswold
But you would need 40 people holding onto the. The thing where the water is. Because it was shooting the water the other way. And I swear, this thing about the time the girls tried to slip and slide on it, this thing must have been made of sandpaper. They'd run up a slip and flop down and go nowhere.
Jeff Oskay
So that was. Oh, slip and slides are the best.
Tom Griswold
I ended up just getting a hose, putting it on the sprinkle thing, and kind of getting it all, but. Okay, go ahead.
Christy Lee
My parents were really good at finding the rockiest portion of the yard.
Tom Griswold
The key to that is you've got to buy a roll of that foam.
Pat Godwin
Oh, we've never done that. We used to buy.
Christy Lee
Let's put rhino tough on the ground. A rhino shield.
Jeff Oskay
Your kids are.
Tom Griswold
We. We improvised. We had a good time.
Pat Godwin
We would buy the painter's plastic because it was really heavy.
Jeff Oskay
Yes.
Pat Godwin
And then slide down that with a hose. Like.
Jeff Oskay
You didn't have foam underneath? No.
Pat Godwin
God, no. No, My parents hate it.
Christy Lee
The grass underneath sure looks good when you're done, doesn't it?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Many great reasons to. Yeah. But we had it all go. It was fun. But, yeah, I don't recommend some of the off brands. You're better off just getting Visqueen and a sprinkler because you can just leave the sprinkler on.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
That's a. That's a much better way to do it. Okay. I don't know how we got off on this topic and I apologize, man.
Christy Lee
We used to hate the slip and slide. Then one of my brothers went, hey, what if we did downhill? And it was a lot better trying to run up the thing and some dawn dish soap.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
We had like, the kids like little playground and they had the slide, the yellow slide, and we put the slip and slide at the bottom of that. So they would come down the slide then slip across the. Yeah, they love that.
Tom Griswold
Very good, Very good. It's time to check in briefly with the sporting scene with Mr. Oskar sitting in for Chick Magee.
Chick McGee
Oh, big Aaron Rodgers news. The Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback says.
Jeff Oskay
What, did he quit?
Chick McGee
I wish. No, he's pretty sure that this will be his last season in the NFL. He signed a one year deal with Pittsburgh earlier this month after two injured March seasons with the New York Jets. During his recent appearance on the Pat McAfee show, the four time MVP said, I'm pretty sure this is it. He added, it's been a long run and I've enjoyed it. And what better place to finish than in one of the cornerstone franchises of the NFL?
Tom Griswold
That's cool.
Jeff Oskay
Doesn't he say this every year? It's his last year.
Chick McGee
Yeah, he said, that's why we just did a one year deal. The Steelers don't need to put any extra years on that or anything. This was really about finishing with a lot of love and fun and peace for the career that I've had.
Tom Griswold
I think I like the guy and I think it'll be fun to see him and I hope he does. I thought it was great when Peyton came back and got a Super Bowl. It's pretty cool because I mean those for these teams a lot of moving parts to to win is very tough.
Pat Godwin
So is he a good mentor to up and coming quarterbacks? Like is that a good reason to have him on the team?
Tom Griswold
It's a good question.
Christy Lee
I don't know anything about him.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I I do know that this reminds me of I believe it was when Kiss went out in 86 on they they were pretty sure it was their last tour so you never know within if they're done or not. So we'll it'll be fun to watch. We'll see. We'll see what happens. What else is going on in sports?
Chick McGee
Oh, kind of sports related. The Breckenridge ski resort in Colorado is cleaning up the snow melted. Workers discovered 780 pounds of discarded items during their annual Mountain Cleanup Day.
Christy Lee
300 of that was just a fat.
Tom Griswold
Guy.
Chick McGee
Among the hall broken phones.
Tom Griswold
It wasn't Mount Everest where most of the litter is human corpse.
Chick McGee
They found AirPods, a spatula, a driver's license, a long forgotten iPad nano.
Christy Lee
I wonder why one would need a spatula. Any theories?
Jeff Oskay
What is that all about, Tom?
Tom Griswold
It's either one of the cooks was taking a chairlift up to one of the kitchens up on top.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
And it or I don't know, maybe.
Ace Cosby
You could froze to the chair and they got you off with the spatula.
Tom Griswold
There you go.
Christy Lee
I don't know.
Tom Griswold
Maybe it could you. Maybe it would be helpful to like.
Jeff Oskay
A mini ice scraper maybe to put.
Tom Griswold
Your ski boots on. I don't know. Yeah, I mean maybe. Who knows?
Christy Lee
Maybe somebody just went hey, why the hell do I have this? And tossed it.
Tom Griswold
But I mean obviously the main thing they find are cell phones.
Jeff Oskay
Oh yeah, right.
Chick McGee
And vapes. It sounds like more than 150 employees took part in the cleanup, which the resort calls both an environmental duty and a team building event. The most unusual find a message in a bottle which turned out to be someone's COVID 19 vaccination.
Tom Griswold
That's true. But what I thought was kind of funny. There was nothing. Nowhere in this does it mention finding marijuana. You're in Colorado.
Chick McGee
Well, if they found marijuana or coke, they just put it in their pocket.
Tom Griswold
Didn't find anything. Didn't find any cash or marijuana or cocaine.
Chick McGee
Like the only way I would be cool with this as an employee having to do this is if afterwards you put it all out on a table and everybody just gets to want to, you know, hey, I get the iPad nano.
Pat Godwin
You get the like at the Police station.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
The iPad nano. They stopped making those a while back. Yeah, I still have one because they're good for swimming. Oh, yeah. There's a company that waterproofs them.
Pat Godwin
That's cool.
Tom Griswold
And you. They. You clip them to the back of your swim goggles.
Jeff Oskay
It's the nano. The little square thing.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
It just had the circle to like, Right. Go back and forth.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, they. You can still get them. They're great. If you're. If you like to swim with. You want to have a. The show on or a book or whatever.
Christy Lee
That is better. I've been swimming with my laptop.
Ace Cosby
You have to hold it up like John Cusack and say anything.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Like I'm trying to cross the Mekong.
Tom Griswold
There's. I didn't put the whole article here for you, but there is a point where. In which a. One woman. They found a phone that was a couple years old and it was still working, still very. Still functional. So. Yeah, because if you're on those chairlifts and it's easy to drop stuff because you're wearing gloves and you take them off, but they actually had how many iPhones they found versus Androids and. And the whole thing. And a couple years ago, they found Sonny Bono, funny enough.
Christy Lee
Oh, I forgot that. It took them a while too.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it was a big snow drift. Didn't melt.
Christy Lee
And he was a short fellow, wasn't he?
Chick McGee
I'm assuming. Did they find way more eyebrows. IPhones than Androids since it was Breckenridge?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, they did. Yeah. That's a. A very good guess.
Christy Lee
Not one Cricket.
Jeff Oskay
I don't get the connection.
Chick McGee
Android people are pores.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, pores.
Ace Cosby
And the haves. Nots.
Tom Griswold
The Android, a relic from the Anthropocene era. Yes.
Jeff Oskay
I was not aware of that.
Christy Lee
I don't know. Is that really a thing?
Chick McGee
I made that up.
Ace Cosby
Look, I found an Android. Somebody give me a garbage can.
Chick McGee
No, but people with iPhones, like the people I know who have iPhones, tend to have.
Tom Griswold
Careful.
Christy Lee
More money. Yeah, Gotcha.
Tom Griswold
Interesting. But there's also a cult aspect to it. I was having coffee. I was having coffee with a friend of mine and he's got this. He has an Android phone and he was showing me stuff that. That the iPhone can't do that.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Really cool.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
One of your sons is Android, right? He doesn't like the iPhone at all.
Tom Griswold
I. I made him convert.
Ace Cosby
Oh, did he convert it?
Tom Griswold
Oh, I see. I just took him out of the will.
Ace Cosby
We had to convert you too. For a while there. You had the other phone.
Tom Griswold
Wow. Early on, in any event, I've always, always wondered what they'd find at the bottom of these ski hills. So it's kind of. Kind of a fun thing.
Christy Lee
But no weed report and no prosthetics like you will at amusement parks.
Tom Griswold
A disappointing number of fake legs.
Ace Cosby
They found the crazy nose glasses.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but there are. There are. I have on multiple occasions seen skiers that have one leg and sure, a couple different ways they can ski and.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
More power to them.
Christy Lee
Oh, of course. Yeah. It's amazing.
Ace Cosby
Are people going down the slopes with the phones filming themselves.
Tom Griswold
All the time?
Ace Cosby
GoPro now?
Christy Lee
Why not?
Tom Griswold
Did you remember the thing? I forget if it was this season or last season where there's someone filming their friend and all of a sudden you see a bear.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Come out of the woods and start chasing the skier.
Christy Lee
I remember correctly, it was a sizable bear.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
It looked horrifying.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
And she left a trail. That person, too.
Tom Griswold
That slope wasn't a green or a blue. I mean, she was brown. Yeah. Okay. Well, fun stuff. Thank you very much. If you're just joining us. Hello. This is the Babaton program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Do we have any more sports?
Chick McGee
No.
Jeff Oskay
There's no world record?
Chick McGee
No.
Christy Lee
Teacher, you forgot to give us homework.
Tom Griswold
Well, I had one, but it was so boring, I didn't do it.
Christy Lee
Can you imagine how bad it is? If he thinks it's boring.
Ace Cosby
We have to do it.
Tom Griswold
Want to hear it now?
Christy Lee
Yeah. No.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Well, this is the one I didn't want to send you.
Ace Cosby
Okay.
Tom Griswold
The source is the Guinness World Record Book. Of course. A father and son from South Carolina. So far, so good. I love South Carolina. They've broken the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to fly to all the contiguous United States national parks.
Christy Lee
No, I'd like to hear this one.
Tom Griswold
Really?
Jeff Oskay
That's kind of cool.
Tom Griswold
Mark and andy Wilson visited 51 national parks in 15 days, 6 hours and 46 minutes, including parks in Hawaii and Alaska, because, you know, it's about the journey.
Christy Lee
Wow.
Tom Griswold
How'd you like the park? I didn't really see the volcano. I was getting back in the plane.
Jeff Oskay
Did they just take off? Land and take off? Land and take off, Land and take off. They had to, right?
Tom Griswold
But these guys are nature lovers, and it says they encourage everyone to enjoy the beautiful ecosystems that exist in America.
Christy Lee
They're plane lovers.
Jeff Oskay
I didn't know that there were runways and national parks.
Tom Griswold
Well, they're probably. They probably find places that are nearby, but, yeah, I thought that was incredibly boring. But it's, you know, obviously nice plug for the national.
Jeff Oskay
Think about that's.
Christy Lee
Yeah, that's astounding. I don't get it.
Jeff Oskay
I mean, it takes four to get to Hawaii from California.
Tom Griswold
Well, this just shows the. The battery length of an iPad.
Christy Lee
You know what, though? 51 state parks. Is that what it is? National parks, rather. There could be 36 in California. Who knows?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but they. All of them, they didn't really get to enjoy them.
Christy Lee
Right, right. So you can see what I'm saying is they didn't have to go from Maine to Alabama to Yellowstone.
Tom Griswold
Well, I imagine when they planned it out, rather than like some of our friends in the rock and roll industry who. Now we're in Alaska, then we're in Florida, then we're in Montreal, then we're in Texas.
Christy Lee
But it is less interesting knowing that maybe it was only three states total.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, they went to 51 of them.
Christy Lee
I understand.
Ace Cosby
I love this.
Jeff Oskay
Just to go at it and you didn't want to.
Christy Lee
All of a sudden he's defending it.
Tom Griswold
Don't you understand how the show works? I switch sides at will.
Christy Lee
No, no, that's one of my favorite parts.
Tom Griswold
Coming up, we have. Are you allergic to semen? That is a thing we also have.
Christy Lee
It's a lame excuse if he has. Oh, really? I'm allergic to meeting your parents.
Ace Cosby
I'm allergic to buying this meal.
Tom Griswold
We also have other delightful stories on the way, I can assure you. Coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Jess Hooker
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Tom Griswold
Coming up soon.
Christy Lee
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Jeff Osuke. That's only to name a few because we also have Ace Cosby. Hey, Josh Arnold, Ohio. How are you? I'm good, thank you. There's Tom.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much. Did we ever break out.
Christy Lee
We never have kids.
Tom Griswold
Break out the. Did we ever break out this sweet corn soda pop.
Christy Lee
No. And I believe there's also bacon.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Soda pop.
Tom Griswold
I think maybe next break we should get. Get a few glasses and try this.
Pat Godwin
I also have the new celebrity endorsed Oreo cookie in my office. Office.
Christy Lee
Oh, really?
Pat Godwin
Yes. Selena Gomez.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
I wanted to taste that for a while.
Ace Cosby
I've been Eyeing that little cookie, as.
Tom Griswold
They say, hot cha cha cha. Yeah, I've got a. What do you call it? A rack of cookies. What do you call a ration? A rafter Package of cookies. A package. That would be English. Yeah. In. In our little pantry. I walked into the day looking for my Paul Newman Fig Newtons. Yes, the Fig Newman's delightful snack, by the way. And all I saw were those. What is it? What's her name again?
Pat Godwin
Selena Gomez.
Tom Griswold
Gomez. Are those, like. Do they have, like, a little bit of caliente?
Pat Godwin
No, they have a little bit of cinnamon. It's cinnamon with the chocolate filling. Yeah. Do you want me to go get them?
Christy Lee
Yeah, why not?
Tom Griswold
Okay. She's a billionaire, right?
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Christy Lee
Oh, really?
Jeff Oskay
Not billionaire. She's probably a millionaire. Does she have other things besides music and a billionaire?
Tom Griswold
Oh, who's the one that has the makeup company?
Ace Cosby
Oh, that's one of the.
Tom Griswold
The Rihanna.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, Rihanna.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, she's.
Jeff Oskay
And Jessica Simpson. They both are very successful.
Tom Griswold
Okay, so we'll try Jenner, too, right?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Kylie Jenner, billionaire.
Tom Griswold
Okay. What do you got there?
Christy Lee
Jeff Bezos. He's successful, too.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
So is that Elon Musk?
Christy Lee
Not a great singer, though.
Tom Griswold
No, I imagine.
Christy Lee
Wow, look at these. Seleno Salino, Selena Gomez.
Tom Griswold
Oreos. Yeah.
Christy Lee
This is interesting. Four cookies. It looks like they have our initials on the top. They. Now, wait a second.
Jeff Oskay
What?
Christy Lee
This is cinnamon. Chocolate and cinnamon. I don't know that I've ever had this combination before.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I think. Yeah, Cinnamon is popular.
Tom Griswold
We'll open one of them so we can.
Christy Lee
You know what? Cinnamon is popular.
Jeff Oskay
Cinnamon's very good for the.
Pat Godwin
In the Latin community with their desserts, is what I'm saying.
Christy Lee
Oh, no kidding.
Tom Griswold
Oh.
Christy Lee
Oh, like a churro.
Pat Godwin
Yes, a churro.
Christy Lee
Or even flan.
Tom Griswold
May have you say flaunt or flan.
Christy Lee
I say flan. That's how I was taught in Spanish.
Chick McGee
Oh, no, The A is not a fan.
Pat Godwin
No.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, caught me off guard.
Christy Lee
Christy wolfed one down immediately and then spit it out.
Tom Griswold
That's because she can take it for the team. That's an excuse.
Ace Cosby
Is it that bad?
Jeff Oskay
No, I only took this much.
Tom Griswold
Okay, pass that thing over here. I want to take a bite.
Pat Godwin
You have a package. I just hate.
Tom Griswold
I don't want to open a package because I'm. There's no way I'm gonna eat all these.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Pat Godwin
It smells like a cinnamon. Teddy Graham.
Christy Lee
It does.
Pat Godwin
Remember those?
Christy Lee
I do. Teddy Graham.
Tom Griswold
Oh, wow. You're dead on. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
I think it tastes great.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Chick McGee
Loves it.
Ace Cosby
Leave the Oreo alone.
Jeff Oskay
Sorry, Selena.
Pat Godwin
I'm with you.
Jeff Oskay
I like Selena.
Tom Griswold
Now, am I correct in saying they're slightly lighter in color than the traditional Oreos?
H
They do.
Pat Godwin
Look, look. Yes. They are brown.
Tom Griswold
They're not. Because Oreos are darker.
Pat Godwin
They're usually black.
Tom Griswold
I think it's great. They've got the Amanda Burns, the Oreo logo on one side and Amanda Bynes.
Jeff Oskay
I knew what you meant.
Tom Griswold
What is this? What is this on the other side?
Jeff Oskay
It's her initials.
Tom Griswold
It is.
Pat Godwin
Oh, okay.
Christy Lee
But if I had to guess, Pat Amanda Burns.
Tom Griswold
No, it's. Isn't that. That's a musical cleft right there.
Jeff Oskay
I thought it was SG4.
Christy Lee
No. Yeah, some have. All four have something different.
Tom Griswold
Oh.
Pat Godwin
Oh, okay. And then on the front, Tom, there's a QR code, which I know you're enamored with right now. And you could get Selena's exclusive content. Whatever. That's our new music.
Christy Lee
Have you guys had the new Gwyneth Paltrow Oreos?
Jeff Oskay
No.
Christy Lee
These cookies taste like my vagina.
Jeff Oskay
So you like it, huh? No, thanks.
Tom Griswold
They're great. No, I think they're great too. I'm surprised, Christy, because I don't know.
Jeff Oskay
What it was, but I did not care for that.
Christy Lee
It doesn't have a very strong taste.
Tom Griswold
It tastes very much like an Oreo.
Christy Lee
Yeah, it's almost negligible, the difference.
Pat Godwin
Oh, okay.
Tom Griswold
And Oreos, of course, are great.
Jeff Oskay
Oreos are great. I had a blizzard the other day, but with Oreo in it for dinner.
Pat Godwin
So good.
Jeff Oskay
Aren't you proud of me?
Christy Lee
I love that.
Tom Griswold
Well, it's scientifically sound. You talk to any nutritionist? Sure. Oreo. You can have an Oreo blizzard for dinner and then a sensible breakfast of coffee cake, and then for lunch, ice cream.
Jeff Oskay
We've been at the beach all day and I took the kids. It was like 7:30. And I go, well, too late for dinner. What about blizzards? Yay.
Pat Godwin
We used to do that in the summer. Popcorn and ice cream dinners when it was too late to make a whole dinner. Kids loved it.
Christy Lee
I like Selena Gomez. You guys like her?
Jeff Oskay
Oh, I love her.
Pat Godwin
I don't like how she changed her talking voice.
Christy Lee
Try my Oreo. Something like that.
Pat Godwin
And her mouth doesn't move at all.
Christy Lee
I think it's cool.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Was she the one on Waverly Place?
Christy Lee
Waverly Place?
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, she was for a while.
Tom Griswold
Oreos have been in the news a lot lately. Do you remember we had that. That weird scientific story about Oreos and.
Christy Lee
How many seconds is the optimal.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, here it is right here. The physicists, the optimal time to dunk an Oreo. This is from Utah State University, their so called splash lab. They dipped Oreos halfway into milk, 2% milk, for half a second to seven seconds, and measured how much milk the Oreo had absorbed.
Christy Lee
Dorks.
Tom Griswold
No, this is fascinating, Josh, in a nerdy way.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Because they found that after two seconds they had absorbed 80% before maxing out at four seconds and the Oreo starts to break down. So they concluded that you should do it for. For three seconds.
Pat Godwin
Have you had the Oreo minis? The little tiny cookies?
Christy Lee
You mean breakfast cereal?
Pat Godwin
Like, you get the Oreo ice cream and then put those in there and mix it up and so you have like whole little Oreo cookies.
Tom Griswold
Very fun, very fat. So I'm reading the scientific. The three second rule.
Christy Lee
We know.
Chick McGee
You know, I'll be honest. I was opposed to all these tax cuts, but after hearing research like this, maybe we should cut more.
Tom Griswold
The. Oh, this is also the thing about using a fork. Do you remember this?
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Christy Lee
You put a fork in the icing and then you can dump the whole thing.
Pat Godwin
I don't like it. I like the different texture when I bite.
Tom Griswold
I'm sorry. Yeah.
Chick McGee
You want like, half.
Christy Lee
You've done nearly the impossible. Tom, you've angered me. Talking about Oreos.
Tom Griswold
I was about to make. I was about to make the same observation. I thought you were just sitting there because you. The erection that you were supporting was so strong because we were still talking about sugary food. Christy, I'll talk to you.
Jeff Oskay
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Were you here? We were discussing this. You put the Oreo. Many of our listeners weren't listening, and.
Jeff Oskay
You'Ve probably brought those listeners four different times since.
Tom Griswold
Well, I'd like to talk about the important things. Let's forget about large bombs and poverty. Let's go with Oreo cookies. What do you say?
Christy Lee
You think if we showered the world with Oreos, there'd be more peace?
Tom Griswold
There'd be more ants?
Christy Lee
The war of the ants has begun.
Pat Godwin
Do you guys like the double stuff Stuff or the thing.
Christy Lee
I'm not regular.
Pat Godwin
You're just a regular.
Christy Lee
But I. I have no problem with the others.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Christy Lee
But I'm just a regular.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And there was a thin one. There also was another Oreo study.
Jeff Oskay
Blonde one, though.
Pat Godwin
So good.
Christy Lee
What was the other study about, Tom?
Tom Griswold
Impossible to separate an Oreo.
Ace Cosby
Oh, boy.
Tom Griswold
And get cream on both sides.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
Oh. Equal parts.
Christy Lee
Right?
Tom Griswold
The separate but equal Oreo. I believe that was the Dred Scott?
Chick McGee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
He had his own Oreo decision. It was a split court. I'm so sorry. I'll have to dig that one up for you. We have Kristi Lee. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk right now. What's happening?
Jeff Oskay
Well, are you allergic to semen? Health experts say it's more common than once thought. Known medically as seminal plasma hypersensitivity, or sh.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, who doesn't know have some happening.
Jeff Oskay
The condition is triggered not only not by your sperm cells guys, but by proteins in the fluid that carries them called seminal plasma.
Tom Griswold
So the. This. The little sperm at tadpole guys aren't what you're allergic to.
Jeff Oskay
They're allergic to the carrier, the.
Tom Griswold
The rest of the effluent. The. What's the technical term for that?
Ace Cosby
Jizz.
Jeff Oskay
Jizz.
Tom Griswold
Juicy mothers. Juicy. Mother's choose. Oh, no.
Jeff Oskay
Symptoms can range from localized burning, itching and swelling to full body reactions like hives, wheezing, runny nose, and even anaphylaxis. Previously believed to be extremely rare. A 2024 study found SPH is more common and often misdiagnosed than once assumed.
Tom Griswold
So does the average physician know what SPH is? I'm guessing no.
Jeff Oskay
I bet if you.
Pat Godwin
If you went in with your symptoms.
Jeff Oskay
If your OBGYN would know, I. Never mind. It's often classed as type 1 hypersensitivity. The same category as peanut allergies and hate fever.
Tom Griswold
Oh, go ahead.
Christy Lee
Do you want to do it together?
Tom Griswold
So it's kind of like a not allergy. Thank you. Thank you. It's the Mr. Obvious Punchline Factory where we all shout.
Chick McGee
Out the same, well, my Maggie has this, but her doctor just prescribed her to take two boner drills. Boner drills, boner drills. It's a lot like Benadryl.
Jeff Oskay
In one case, I heard she didn't.
Tom Griswold
Want yours because she wants it gluten free.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
In one case, a woman with a Brazil nut allergy developed hives after intercourse, likely due to her partner consuming the nuts with trace proteins showing up in his seat.
Tom Griswold
Well, that's.
Jeff Oskay
That's different.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah, we've had. We've had that before. We've had that story before this.
Ace Cosby
When you shave your sack, it's called Brazil nuts. Did you know that?
Christy Lee
I wasn't aware.
Tom Griswold
So anyways, Pat, the lesson here is carry condoms in an EpiPen just in case this your next victim is a. Oh, my God.
Jeff Oskay
That's not nice.
Ace Cosby
Love making is a wonderful thing.
Tom Griswold
So, a victim involved. And that's fascinating.
Christy Lee
So what about when. If women, let's say you are, you do have seminal plasma hypersensitivity and you'd like to have a child. Do you just.
Tom Griswold
I wonder if you gotta suffer through it, I guess. Yeah, they probably.
Jeff Oskay
Or they could do the turkey baster thing or something. I don't know. No, I don't know.
Pat Godwin
So how do you. Depending on where it lands, is that where you have your symptoms?
Christy Lee
Does it sound like that?
Pat Godwin
Like the anaphylactic, like it's topical?
Jeff Oskay
It can be both.
Pat Godwin
Well, yeah, because I know.
Tom Griswold
So in other words, you could possibly. I need some Visine. Get the red out. We'll pick this up, I'll do more homework and we'll come back.
Christy Lee
This lower back rash will not go away.
Tom Griswold
That's a little north of where I wear. We are coming Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Jess Hooker
Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com.
Chick McGee
You'Re insane.
Christy Lee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.
Jeff Oskay
Hi.
Christy Lee
Pat Godwin's across the way.
Tom Griswold
Hello.
Christy Lee
Jess Hooker joins us.
Pat Godwin
Hello.
Christy Lee
As does Jeff Oskay.
Chick McGee
That's right.
Christy Lee
There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. Later on we'll have sexy time with Ally Breen. And there he is, Tom Griswold on fire this morning.
Jeff Oskay
We forgot to get something.
Tom Griswold
We forgot to get the. What is it called? Bacon and sweet.
Pat Godwin
Oh, you want to do those, too?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, let's do them. We'll do them next break then.
Pat Godwin
Okay.
Tom Griswold
We have, apparently this is soda pop that tastes like sweet corn. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
I think Mark's son grabbed it when he was at the Tulip festival in Michigan or something.
Tom Griswold
And sweet corn, that's, that's my number one. I love sweet corn.
Pat Godwin
Have you had the sweet corn ice cream that they make now?
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Jeff Oskay
No.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And it was.
Pat Godwin
It's great.
Tom Griswold
It's great. It is great. I have not no sweet corn yet this season.
Pat Godwin
No, it's, it's not out yet.
Tom Griswold
I went to the farmer farmers market and got some other stuff.
Christy Lee
But you had shucked.
Tom Griswold
Yes, I do hand shuck.
Jeff Oskay
It's knee high by the Fourth of July. So it's not, it's it's way past.
Pat Godwin
Knee high right now.
Tom Griswold
So we'll see. I'm just saying. But I'll be interested to try the sweet corn soda as well as the bacon. So remember the bacon phase was about 10 years ago where everything suddenly had bacon in it.
Christy Lee
Sure did.
Ace Cosby
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
And we. There's, of course, that great Jim Gaffigan piece about bacon, but we had, among other things, someone sent us bacon lube and actually indicated on the box that it was kosher bacon lube.
Christy Lee
Holy cow.
Tom Griswold
Which I'm not sure if it really.
Pat Godwin
There was no pork product in it at all.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just can't imagine, you know, some rabbi getting a phone call, hey, can you come over and, you know, whatever they have to do to supervise the making of their lube.
Christy Lee
Right.
Tom Griswold
Get in line behind Diddy. I wonder if, by the way, that Diddy trials coming to an end. I wonder if they. They have the headline ready if he's found not guilty. Did he didn't do it?
Christy Lee
Did he didn't do it?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, there you go.
Pat Godwin
Did he did do it.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Apparently. We have Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What do you got over there?
Jeff Oskay
A growing number of health experts say fopo. You know what that means?
Christy Lee
Fear of passing out?
Jeff Oskay
Close.
Pat Godwin
Fear of peeing on. Oh.
Tom Griswold
No.
Jeff Oskay
Fear of other people's opinions may be quietly holding many of us back. Often compared to fomo, or fear of missing out, Fopo refers to the anxiety that stems from worrying about others Perceive us. Tom, you have fopo big time.
Christy Lee
You think he does?
Ace Cosby
I know I do, probably, yes. So in comedy, you have to go out there.
Jeff Oskay
He's worried about every.
Tom Griswold
Like it.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, man.
Pat Godwin
I think the opposite. I feel like even to work here, you can't have that.
Christy Lee
It's very free.
Tom Griswold
I mean, I don't care about the opinions any of you have.
Jeff Oskay
Strangers, you worry about strangers about a lot of things.
Tom Griswold
Faux po. I know people who have fomo, terminally. Did they really have. That bad.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
That's so bizarre to me, too.
Christy Lee
I have the same. I have the opposite.
Ace Cosby
I have a fear of getting older and having to being forced to eat dog food.
Christy Lee
Oh, really?
Ace Cosby
Called Alpo.
Christy Lee
No, no, I don't. I don't know that an APPLAUSE no.
Tom Griswold
No, no, no, because it's. It would be much funnier if Alpo started with an F. But I will grant you, it does have four letters. It has the pole and it's got the pole. I say this judge says, let's look to the.
Jeff Oskay
Psychologist. Dr. Michael Gervais calls it a hidden epidemic, one that drains mental energy and fosters an unhealthy reliance on outside validation. This is all because of social media, I believe.
Christy Lee
Well, this I think.
Jeff Oskay
Well, yeah, I didn't even read ahead.
Christy Lee
This has existed also, though.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. But social media makes it worse, of course. And that's what he says. Exposing people to the curated highlights of others lives and fueling constant comparison.
Christy Lee
That's a good way to put it. Curated highlights.
Pat Godwin
That is what people post.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Because I mean, they're gonna. They're not gonna. Hey, here we are on the beach. They're not gonna. Well, here's the terrible rash I got.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
And then. And here's my.
Christy Lee
Thank goodness they're not.
Tom Griswold
Here's my wife kicking me out of the hotel. You know, it's always just the. Here we are.
Christy Lee
But I think social media should be curated highlights.
Pat Godwin
It makes sense to me that that's what it is.
Tom Griswold
I think it should be required. You have to take pictures at certain specific times. No matter what you're doing.
Christy Lee
There is a challenge.
Chick McGee
Oh, I like that.
Christy Lee
There's a similar challenge like that. But I think that's a good idea.
Tom Griswold
So, you know. Oh, well, it's the 10:15. Got to take a picture. Really.
Pat Godwin
Huh.
Tom Griswold
But right now I'm putting in my hemorrhoid cream. Too bad.
Jeff Oskay
Putting it in.
Tom Griswold
Going on Facebook.
Jeff Oskay
Does that go in?
Christy Lee
I don't know.
Jeff Oskay
I've never had any on the outside.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's. I've never had it.
Jeff Oskay
To push back against FOPO, Dr. Gervais recommends.
Christy Lee
I've been taking it orally.
Jeff Oskay
Developing a strong sense of personal purpose. Something bigger than yourself that can serve as a compass when navigating self doubt and public pressure.
Pat Godwin
That's been my favorite thing about getting older, is caring less and less. Like, I think that's what comes with it. Right.
Christy Lee
Not to care too much.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Now you want to care some.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
About anything or just.
Pat Godwin
No. About. About people's opinions like those things. Yeah, Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I don't care none.
Christy Lee
No, you don't. No.
Tom Griswold
I got. People upset me because I didn't wear sleeves in church last Sunday as it held.
Christy Lee
Well, that can.
Tom Griswold
God likes my sweaty armpits.
Christy Lee
He does, does he?
Tom Griswold
Take a whiff. That's right.
Christy Lee
Well, I'd rather not.
Tom Griswold
I think they brought Jesus back from the dead. Took a big whiff of these. That's right.
Jeff Oskay
Speaking of that, what makes us smell bad?
Christy Lee
Sir, I'm just trying to go into this cat.
Jeff Oskay
What makes it smell bad? A new study from the University of Florida Health may have the answer. Researchers studying mice whose brains share chemical traits with humans identify two specific brain cell types that assign odors as either pleasant or Unpleasant.
Tom Griswold
Wait a minute.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Oh, there's only two types of smell. I mean, is it just plus or minus in this.
Christy Lee
In this case, sounds like it.
Jeff Oskay
Graduate fellow Sarah Sniffin.
Tom Griswold
No.
Jeff Oskay
S, N, I, F, F, E, A.
Christy Lee
Have you checked the source on this?
Jeff Oskay
It says Eureka Alert. It says it all depends on where those cells connect in the brain influencing emotional reactions to sense.
Christy Lee
Oh.
Jeff Oskay
She notes that we're constantly processing smells, and for some, it can deeply affect our daily lives.
Christy Lee
So when the brain. So as. As you smell things, you're actually developing pathways in your brain. So let's say your grandmother, who you loved dearly, cooked banana bread all the time. In that part, there was a pathway created in your brain. But if she.
Jeff Oskay
That's a pleasant smell for me.
Christy Lee
Yes. But an ex boyfriend who wore Old Spice and treated you poorly, that pathway created. Now in the area of the negative.
Jeff Oskay
Right.
Tom Griswold
And I've always thought that dogs, for example, smell things quantitatively rather than quality. Yeah. Because you'll see a dog walk up to another dog's pile of dog poop and just huff it.
Christy Lee
Really get everything it needs.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
They never look up and go, God, this stinks. They're going, this is.
Christy Lee
Some things are evolutionary. Like, you know, poop smells terrible so that we don't eat or wear it. You know? You know what I mean?
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Exactly. When your dogs. When your dogs do the quick circle and do the thing their number two thing do, they step away and do the pot rub, Scratch the grass the ground with their paws.
Jeff Oskay
No, mine do not.
Pat Godwin
As though they're burying it with his back leg eggs. Yeah, he does.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Don't they. Isn't that's the thing with cats? Cats do bear. Isn't that an evolutionary.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Saying that. That was a lot.
Christy Lee
Cats do it when they eat also. They. They will like it looks like they're trying to dig through the tile floor of the kitchen.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
And really, because evolutionarily they would bury whatever food they had left so they could come back for it later. Yeah. But it just looks sad when I see it.
Tom Griswold
This is. This is indeed from. This story is indeed from the University of Florida. And there is a. This particular scientist is named Sarah Sniffin.
Christy Lee
That's funny.
Tom Griswold
S N I, F N E N. But doesn't Sarah Sniffin sound like the fifth member of the Fantastic Four with, like, the worst superpower?
Ace Cosby
All right, he's in here somewhere.
Tom Griswold
Well, Johnny. Johnny Flame. Where's Sarah Sniffing. She smelled trouble across.
Christy Lee
And by the way, the thing you need to wipe better.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. There's a New one of those movies coming out, right?
Christy Lee
I can't wait to not see it.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I saw the preview. That thing gives me the creeps.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah, he's sort of pocky.
Tom Griswold
It gives me the heebie jeebies.
Jeff Oskay
Really?
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah, that. That kind of Stone Face thing. What's coming up, Christy Lee?
Jeff Oskay
Well, coming up, we're going to continue with Bad smell, especially if you're in the bathroom. We also have cursive coming back in one state. And parents of a student hired pole dancers for his graduation party. We'll talk about that.
Christy Lee
That's pretty rad.
Tom Griswold
Terrific. Don't applaud for each student when they come up, but after Johnny comes up, we're bringing out the hookers. Okay. All right. Now this portion of the Bomb and Tom show brought to you by our friends at Java House. Java House, of course, is the house of java. And they've taken over this building. We have the Java House peel and pour pods all over the place. Let me see. Here's one right here. This is the Java House. Absolutely smooth cold brew, Colombian medium roast. This does not go in some contraption. You don't need a machine. You just peel the top off this little guy, pour it in and you get. Voila. I'm happy. This happens to be iced coffee. I mean drinking right now. Java House also has about to have one of those. Also the delightful arctic freeze hydration drink. But Java House, famous for their coffee, their teas, their lattes and energy drinks as well. And of course, I forgot to mention earlier, the famous hot cocoa. And we have an off label use for Java House pods. And that of course is bowl of vanilla ice cream or the ice cream of your choice. And then you pour a little Java House right on top of it. Delightful. I tried that over the weekend. It was great. Java House, the perfect solution for your office break room. By the way, we have it here at the Bob and Tom studios. We couldn't be happier. And by the way, Java House has something special going on right now. They've got a little tab on their website@java house.com you can sign up for a free in office demo. See if you're eligible for that. And also there's a special discount if you mention Bob and Tom. B O B A N D T O M. Is that special code word javahouse.com. so coming up also we have besides. Well, and as you said, unusual smells in a particular place involving a lot of sitting. Probably should have said that with a little more moisture in my mouth.
Jeff Oskay
We also have A story about be careful where you sit it.
Tom Griswold
Andy, sit. I said you got. I'm. I'm very careful about the other.
Ace Cosby
There are places.
Tom Griswold
Yes, yes. Never. There's a whole list of places never to.
Christy Lee
Sure.
Jeff Oskay
That's not the story, but okay.
Christy Lee
Hey, what's Tom doing over the barbecue grill?
Tom Griswold
Wow, that's. You. Talk about some odd.
Ace Cosby
Hell of a sauce you got there, Griz.
Tom Griswold
We are in the Oreli Auto Parts studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios having a great time. Thank you so much for joining us. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Jeff Osk's here. Ace Cosby, of course. I'm Josh Arnold. And Tom, it looks like Hooker has set us up with a round of drinks.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, we were just trying those new Oreos, the Selena Gomez Oreos. I gave him a big thumbs up.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Pretty good.
Tom Griswold
Christy did not like. I could barely tell the difference.
Jeff Oskay
Well, I think I was saying I had just eaten some oatmeal that was pretty flavorful, and I don't know if.
Tom Griswold
That had anything to do with flavorful oatmeal.
Christy Lee
She is right.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. It's apple cinnamon or something. Something like that. Yeah. Very good. I Kodiak brand I like very much.
Tom Griswold
But these are sodas. And where are these from, these.
Pat Godwin
Marks? Mike, Mark's son brought them for us to try. Yeah, Patrick, they're a.
Christy Lee
An independent brand.
Pat Godwin
It is. It's Lester's Fixins.
Christy Lee
Oh, I love the name.
Pat Godwin
Lester's. And there's a picture of Lester on the. On the.
Jeff Oskay
Hi, Lester.
Christy Lee
Looks like an affable chapter.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. This one's sweet corn made with pure cane sugar. Oh, and it's yellow. It's very yellow. There's lots of yellow dog.
Chick McGee
Smell it from here.
Tom Griswold
It does. It does look like a urine sample.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Very yellow. Okay. Who's.
Christy Lee
It smells exactly like a can of corn where you open. So we're trying that first, the sweet corn.
Chick McGee
It tastes better than it smells.
Christy Lee
Yeah, it is delicious.
Jeff Oskay
Corny.
Pat Godwin
It is.
Tom Griswold
It's like corn in the cob with fizz in it.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Christy Lee
It tastes like somebody poured cream soda into a can of corn.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Christy Lee
And I'm going to set it aside.
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Tom Griswold
You don't like it?
Christy Lee
It's not for me. No.
Pat Godwin
But cotton candy aftertaste, I would say, almost like that's how sugary it is.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
There's no doubt that it's corn, though. Yeah, boy. I mean, we're gonna see that when we poop.
Pat Godwin
You think so.
Tom Griswold
Hang on a second. I'm trying to process this. So. Okay, you're right.
Jeff Oskay
How corny it is. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Pat Godwin
That's how corny it is.
Tom Griswold
And then is the. Is the idea of this to drink it on ice?
Pat Godwin
I guess. I don't know.
Tom Griswold
It's so odd, but it is. It's. It tastes great, but a lot of sugar.
Pat Godwin
When it's something like this and it's such a specific flavor, I always think, what is this would be a good mixer. What are we mixing this with to make a cocktail? Yeah. I don't know.
Ace Cosby
Vodka problem.
Pat Godwin
A very minimalist potatoes.
Tom Griswold
You could make a Mexican street corn cocktail. A little tequila.
Pat Godwin
You could. Oh.
Tom Griswold
That'S because whenever. Whenever anyone asks me what the best thing I. I've eaten. No jokes, please. In the last decade, I always say I had. When I was down in Austin, I had this Mexican street corn, and it was incredible. And I always think about how good this that would be. Make a nice cocktail. This really is delicious.
Pat Godwin
But if it's all sugar, it's a lot of sugar.
Christy Lee
It's not bad. It's just not for me. I don't want to suggest that it's.
Tom Griswold
Not good, but I think you've nailed it. I think this would be great for some kind of a mixed drink.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, that's what I.
Christy Lee
Should we try the bacon soda.
Pat Godwin
You can. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Is this the same company?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, Lester's fixin's again. And it's pure cane sugar now.
Christy Lee
I don't smell bacon.
Tom Griswold
No, you're. You're exactly correct. I don't either. The first one, you. It smells just like a can of corn.
Jeff Oskay
Yes, it does.
Pat Godwin
So with the can of corn, there is. There's yellow five. There's yellow six. There's a lot of obviously coloring in this. With this. There is a natural coloring. If you guys had to guess what it was to color this, what would you guess?
Tom Griswold
Beets.
Pat Godwin
Exactly. Beet juice.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Now, are a lot of these colorings about to become illegal? These food dyes. Good business.
Jeff Oskay
Good. It's a good thing.
Christy Lee
That's bad for the clothes.
Tom Griswold
So how does the.
Christy Lee
I don't really know what that means.
Tom Griswold
But how does the bacon soda taste?
Christy Lee
Let's find out.
Jeff Oskay
No, thanks.
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Ace Cosby
Collective face says it all here.
Christy Lee
I. I don't.
Chick McGee
Horrible.
Christy Lee
Oh, no. There is. I get some of the fat.
Pat Godwin
A crispy. Like I.
Tom Griswold
Yes, exactly.
Pat Godwin
You could taste the crispy parts of the bacon.
Tom Griswold
Bacon.
Christy Lee
As odd as that sounds, she's exactly right. It tastes like crispy.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, like the crispy parts.
Tom Griswold
The first one.
Pat Godwin
Darker parts of the bacon.
Tom Griswold
The corn may have ruined my palate.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I can. I can taste.
Pat Godwin
You want to try these?
Tom Griswold
What are you drinking?
Ace Cosby
It's coffee. Tastes just like coffee.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, House coffee.
Pat Godwin
It is. I don't know. Somehow. Somehow they have captured a very specific.
Christy Lee
It's almost that charred, smoky kind of the.
Pat Godwin
The.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it's fine.
Christy Lee
Again, I. I really like these small label brands and stuff like that, but.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I could use it with.
Jeff Oskay
For Bloody Marys or something.
Pat Godwin
You could.
Tom Griswold
You could.
Pat Godwin
You could make a carbonated Bloody Mary.
Tom Griswold
I don't taste anything with that one.
Christy Lee
There's not much to it.
Tom Griswold
The first one, if you'd given it to me blindfolded, I would go corn.
Christy Lee
That one, I would go. Yeah. Not sure. I don't think we'd guess it.
Tom Griswold
Weird. Soda pop.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, there it is.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, it's fine.
Tom Griswold
Maybe you should. Who's a big boozer around here? Oscar, you drink the hearts. Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
I'm a huge boozer.
Christy Lee
I'm mixing the corn with the bacon.
Pat Godwin
No, don't.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I'm gonna do a bacon corn soda.
Pat Godwin
I'm with you.
Ace Cosby
It probably works.
Pat Godwin
I'm gonna do it with you.
Tom Griswold
All right.
Christy Lee
I'm gonna try to keep a poker face first.
Pat Godwin
Okay. Yep, same.
Tom Griswold
Okay. He's drinking the bacon corn soda.
Christy Lee
It's not good.
Pat Godwin
Okay, but you still taste both.
Christy Lee
I know.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, very clearly. You taste.
Tom Griswold
What a palate. Will someone please try to. Making. Making a. I'll do this.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Mexican street corn tequila drinking drink.
Pat Godwin
Yes, I will. I will do that.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Sounds very good. Now, when we last left you, I believe we were with tequila.
Pat Godwin
No, he's not gonna try.
Christy Lee
That's my heavy. That's.
Pat Godwin
That's my fave.
Christy Lee
When I'm not drinking beer, I'm drinking.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I know. Me too.
Tom Griswold
You drink beer.
Christy Lee
I do drink beer.
Jeff Oskay
You knew, boy, I can drink beer.
Tom Griswold
No. I thought you retired from sir mix, was it? Who was you? Who were you?
Christy Lee
Sir sir dude, the party night.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I thought you were tired from that.
Jeff Oskay
Doesn't mean he doesn't. Weird.
Christy Lee
Sir dude, the party night. Hasn't retired per se. It just hasn't had the opportunity to.
Pat Godwin
Show up any less appearance.
Tom Griswold
What are those. What are the regulations to become sir dude the party night?
Christy Lee
I. I have to polish off a 12 pack of. Of cans.
Tom Griswold
And then you put the. You put the 12 pack on your head.
Christy Lee
That's right. And become sir dude, the party knife. So if it's Ever going to happen. Fourth of July weekend is when it will. So will it be this year. Well, I'll let you know.
Tom Griswold
What would it take for you to become Sir Dude? The party night. When we'll film it and we'll. I will interrogate you when you are at peak Sir Dudeness.
Ace Cosby
Have you met sir dude the Intervention yet? That's a lot of fun showing up today.
Tom Griswold
It would be like that drunk history show.
Christy Lee
Right? Right. Boy. Yeah, I. Because the reason it could happen over July 4th weekends, because on Saturday or something, I could start at 11:00am yeah, right. But if we were to like, if I were to try to get sir dude here on a regular weekday morning.
Jeff Oskay
Right.
Christy Lee
Tough call.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
You can't drink 12 beers in four hours.
Ace Cosby
Oh, I. Oh, yeah, that could be done.
Christy Lee
But do I want to? That's the thing.
Pat Godwin
You could wreck the rest of your day.
Christy Lee
There was a time where I wanted to.
Tom Griswold
Now we could make arrangements for you to be limoed home. Home?
Christy Lee
Sir dude would not go home. That limo would go to a bar.
Tom Griswold
At 10 o' clock, you'd be off on your way to a bar.
Chick McGee
We would find him passed out in the field the next morning.
Christy Lee
Limpo's going everywhere.
Ace Cosby
Josh, where are you? When does the emporium open up?
Christy Lee
11. Josh, 11, where are you? Somewhere on the Dan Ryan.
Tom Griswold
Oh, well, if you're just joining us. Hello. Thank you. Thank you for joining us. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom program and we do have Kristi Lee over there. Yeah, she is at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What's happening?
Jeff Oskay
A couple in Taiwan facing scrutiny after hiring pole dancers to perform at their son's graduation. Gets worse. According to CTI TV News, the incident took place just after the graduation ceremony. Ceremony conducted at Taichung Municipal Junior High School.
Tom Griswold
You almost got municipal, but you didn't get it. Yeah, you got that extra N in there. Municipal.
Jeff Oskay
Municipal.
Tom Griswold
That's your, that's your one word you can never get right. I have several I can't do.
Jeff Oskay
But students and parents watched in shock as two women began their performance while a young boy was invited to stand between them.
Tom Griswold
By the way, that should read, the guys were not in shock.
Jeff Oskay
The moms were in shock. Police responded to the scene and dispersed the gathering. The boy's mother told local media, quote, other parents organized various programs for the graduation ceremony. So I wanted ours to be more creative than theirs. She said, I hope this will be an unforgettable graduation gift for my son.
Christy Lee
Was this at a residential graduation party.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
No, no, no. This was. This was at the ceremony.
Jeff Oskay
I mean, that was at the ceremony.
Christy Lee
Did they ever get away with that?
Tom Griswold
They had a van just after the ceremony as people were. Were going out, apparently.
Christy Lee
Oh, okay.
Pat Godwin
Outside.
Tom Griswold
They were outside.
Christy Lee
Gotcha.
Jeff Oskay
And they had a van with two poles on the top.
Christy Lee
Oh, I see.
Chick McGee
What?
Jeff Oskay
And by the way, that's what I read.
Tom Griswold
It's a junior high school.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, that's what I said.
Christy Lee
So you graduate, let's say. How old are you? I don't remember, 14 or 15.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, 14.
Jeff Oskay
Jimmy would have loved that, huh?
Tom Griswold
Yes, there would have been a third poll.
Christy Lee
Will you allow me to get your son a stripper?
Ace Cosby
I'm a very evolved parent.
Christy Lee
Perhaps.
Tom Griswold
Now, how would you feel if. If, say, a little league coach of 13 year olds took them to Hooters after a game?
Pat Godwin
I would have no feeling, you know.
Christy Lee
That's a good question.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. I think that there's a. I think. I mean, I don't know. I know there's a lot of parents that would be mad about it, but I don't.
Tom Griswold
What's the new Hooters called?
Christy Lee
Tilted Kilt and Twin Peaks.
Tom Griswold
Oh, Twin Peaks.
Christy Lee
The so called breastaurants.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
I think it's inappropriate. And that's coming from a rad.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, I'm just joking. It's inappropriate.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Because this is kind of like that. No, that's not. Because, I mean, no. You eighth graders walking out and they see essential, essentially strippers.
Christy Lee
It's no good. You can't do it. But it's also awful.
Tom Griswold
Awesome. Between. Yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
Between that.
Pat Godwin
If you're the kids. Yes. Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Well, honestly, he was embarrassed.
Chick McGee
I was gonna say. My son would have been mortified.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. This kid said he was mortified.
Ace Cosby
Yeah. My son would be mortified.
Chick McGee
Yeah. I just.
Jeff Oskay
Mortified in front of you.
Tom Griswold
How does your son feel about you?
Chick McGee
Oh, I don't.
Christy Lee
I don't. He likes you.
Pat Godwin
He likes you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
I mean, does he.
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Does he come up and like tell. Because he knows how funny you are. Does he come up and do jokes for you and.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Try this one to know.
Tom Griswold
Does he could try this joke?
Christy Lee
No.
Pat Godwin
Do you find that your kids are like. My son is very open with me.
Tom Griswold
We have.
Chick McGee
All of. My kids are way too open.
Pat Godwin
Things I would never have talked about with my dad.
Christy Lee
I think that's a new thing, but I think it might be a. A sign of good.
Jeff Oskay
It is.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
But I shut them off instantly.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
There's.
Christy Lee
There are still things I won't talk. No.
Chick McGee
There's times where I'm like, yeah, I don't want to know this.
Christy Lee
Oh, sure.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
My thing is, I want to know. I would be most mad that I want to know which parents. The narc calling the cops.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Like, that's who would make me mad.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, the other family.
Chick McGee
Yeah. I'm like, hey, which one of your friend's parents suck?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. No.
Chick McGee
That's the worst part about being a parent is your kids. Friend's parents.
Pat Godwin
Oh, that is the worst.
Chick McGee
Like, sometimes all of my son's friends. Parents are awesome, but. But they aren't. Like, you're like, oh, great, I get to hang out with the orthodontist for two hours and hear about what orthodontist talk. Why can't you be friends with the dude whose dad's a Hell's angel right.
Tom Griswold
Now? You just attended a graduation.
Chick McGee
I did.
Tom Griswold
Did they applaud? Did they hold their applause till the end? This is my pick.
Chick McGee
They did not announce to hold applause.
Tom Griswold
Oh, good.
Chick McGee
They were loud. Every. Every parent, you could tell which ones, like, that was the first of their generation to graduate. And the guy doing the announcement waited for everything to die down before announcing the next.
Jeff Oskay
Nice.
Tom Griswold
That's the way it should.
Pat Godwin
Is that a small. Did you have a small graduating class, though?
Chick McGee
250.
Pat Godwin
Oh, that's not small. No, that's pretty normal.
Tom Griswold
When did this thing start about don't applaud for each kid? What?
Chick McGee
But parents were losing their minds, and I loved it.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Happening in the 90s. But nobody did.
Tom Griswold
It never worked.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, it never worked.
Chick McGee
They didn't even make the announcement.
Christy Lee
Okay. Yeah, that's probably good.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Well, that's cool. Let's see. Where are we? Oh, wait a minute. We got to do something else there. I did want to do something real quick. We had that story earlier, Christie. And I forget. The name of the scientist was Dr. Sniffin.
Pat Godwin
Ah.
Jeff Oskay
Sarah Sniffin.
Tom Griswold
And it was really a story about the science of bad smells. And obviously, in her case, her name led her to her career.
Jeff Oskay
Name her destiny.
Tom Griswold
But it reminded me of this. And see if you recognize this and why this is relevant to our current discussion. You know what this is, Ms. Hooker?
Pat Godwin
I don't know.
Tom Griswold
It's a very good song.
Christy Lee
It's. This is a great song.
Tom Griswold
Coming back to it all. Anybody?
Jess Hooker
Sure.
Tom Griswold
Great guitar. Got this. Jeffrey?
Christy Lee
No.
Pat Godwin
I don't know.
Jeff Oskay
You can come up something. Tears, right?
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Christy Lee
And the new story is a hint as to what the first part is.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Sniffing Tears.
Jess Hooker
Sniffing Tears.
Christy Lee
Sniffing the Tears.
Jeff Oskay
What?
Christy Lee
So it's. It's. It's spelled like Sniff and the Tears. Like Sniff and.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. The name of the band, Sniff and the Tears.
Jeff Oskay
What's the name of the song, though?
Tom Griswold
Driver's Seat.
Jeff Oskay
Driver.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, the. The hook's coming up here in a second.
Pat Godwin
I like.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, Great guitar. Here's the chorus here. That was their only hit, right, Ace?
Christy Lee
Yeah, must have been. But boy, it's great.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, Terrific song. Sniffing the Tears. I mean, if your name is Sniffing. I hope she's familiar with that song, don't you think? Well, I mean, if there was a. If there was a song called Oscar, you'd probably be familiar with it, I would think.
Jeff Oskay
Well, Will Power wasn't familiar with the Will Power song.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
We like to highlight the obscure yes, we do program. Coming up, we got our buddy Peter Frampton in the news.
Jeff Oskay
And you're gonna do history you're not gonna forget today.
Ace Cosby
Oh, my gosh, yes. Thanks, Mom.
Jeff Oskay
That's what I'm here for. Pat. Keep you guys in line.
Pat Godwin
What are you doing under there?
Ace Cosby
I'm touching myself.
Pat Godwin
He's trying to warm up, but it looks really, really bad.
Ace Cosby
I have my hands down by and my legs here.
Tom Griswold
Remember that great story about the lady cutting hair? And there'd been a. This is a. This is from a friend of ours whose wife is a hairdresser person. Eddie, that.
Pat Godwin
Well, his mother. We also have one of his kids here.
Tom Griswold
There'd been a report that there was a man pleasuring himself while getting his hair cut under the cape. Under the cape? Yeah.
Pat Godwin
This happened to her?
Tom Griswold
Well, no. So she's cutting hair and she sees the. This sort of up and down thing happening under the cape. No. And the guy was cleaning his glasses. Oh, thank you.
Ace Cosby
Good ending.
Tom Griswold
It had a happy ending, the story, but not a happy ending in the actual, actual.
Christy Lee
Well, unless he was clean.
Tom Griswold
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Jess Hooker
Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.
Christy Lee
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Christy, what's your favorite type of apple?
Jeff Oskay
Oh, honeycrisp. No question.
Christy Lee
Pat Godwin.
Ace Cosby
Honeycrisp. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Jess Hooker.
Pat Godwin
I'm with, I'm with them. Honeycrisp all the way.
Christy Lee
Jeff Oskay, gala, Ace Cosby, Granny, Granny Smith or Grant some other granny that.
Tom Griswold
We'Re, in a way.
Christy Lee
I am a gala man. Yeah, says Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.
Jeff Oskay
Tom, the Red Delicious has been pushed.
Tom Griswold
A Granny Clampett. She's hot.
Pat Godwin
What's the pink one? There's one that's pink.
Jeff Oskay
Lady.
Pat Godwin
Lady.
Christy Lee
Okay, I'm a gala and I don't think I'll ever go to anything else.
Jeff Oskay
A little tart, isn't it?
Ace Cosby
Oh, she's a.
Tom Griswold
She. She's a little tart. You talk about, you talk about intimacy.
Christy Lee
I'll never see what are the best baking apples. Jess Hooker.
Pat Godwin
Oh, Greeny Smith.
Christy Lee
That's what you want for a pie?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, for a pie. Yeah, that tartness. And then you add all the sugar and it balances out I see.
Tom Griswold
Well, welcome to our cooking show.
Chick McGee
My. My first job from fifth grade through eighth grade was working at the apple orchard every fall, picking up drops for cider. So if you never knew where your apple cider comes from. It comes from all the rotten apples that fall on the ground. They put it in a big smasher, and that's how you get your.
Christy Lee
But don't you love that they're able to upcycle that way?
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah. There's a ton of bees.
Christy Lee
I was gonna say. Did you get.
Tom Griswold
Do they deworm them?
Christy Lee
No. Nope.
Chick McGee
They just take a ball and dump them in a big stone crusher.
Christy Lee
And little worms. Not gonna hurt you.
Chick McGee
Worms and bees.
Tom Griswold
Wasps. What, do they take the mud vein out of the worm?
Christy Lee
Nope. Nope. You're eating worm poop. Every apple's 80%.
Jeff Oskay
I'll never have apple cider ever again.
Chick McGee
No, you won't. That's gross.
Christy Lee
Oh, I will.
Tom Griswold
Oh, it's delicious.
Christy Lee
Autumnal beverage.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I'm sure they run it through a filter, get all the guts out.
Tom Griswold
This is like everything else. You don't. You don't want to know how. As they say. You don't want to know how the sausage is made. It's like meeting. It's like meeting your heroes, Josh. Like, when you met me, you realized, oh, geez, what a dick. Wait a minute.
Jeff Oskay
My hero. Peter Frampton, in the news today, best known for his 1976 live album, of Course Brampton Comes Alive. He made headlines last week after halting a live show to directly address unruly audience members. In the video clip widely circulated on TikTok, it shows Mr. Frampton, who's now 75, pausing mid song to admonish concert goers who were reportedly talking loudly during his set.
Tom Griswold
Now, I'll pause for a second. Christy and I just saw Peter. What, a couple months ago?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
If you get a chance, please, if you're a fan, go see Mr. Frampton. He's. He has to sit on stage because he's dealing with a. A fairly serious disorder. But he's playing great, and he is singing. His singing is as. As good as ever, if not better.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. If you would think you were in 1976. If you close your eyes, it's amazing.
Christy Lee
Please tell me he admonished the crowd using the box.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Would you please shut the ass up?
Chick McGee
No, but he. He did put it out on an album called Frampton Comes Unglued.
Tom Griswold
But he's a. I had a chance to talk with him. He's a good friend of the show. And I'm telling you, go see him. He's great.
Christy Lee
What were the folks doing?
Jeff Oskay
Peter said, quote, pay attention. I don't want to see you talking all the time. Why'd you come?
Tom Griswold
They were apparently talking for the whole. The whole show.
Jeff Oskay
Just go sit somewhere else because you're pissing me off. And it would take a lot to piss off.
Christy Lee
No kidding. I would think so. And let alone if, you know, if it's angering Peter, it's angering 50 people.
Jeff Oskay
Exactly. That was met with applause from more attentive fans, many of whom took to social media to praise the artist for defending the concert experience. One user wrote, quote, they have the honor and privilege of seeing Peter Frampton, and they talk the whole time. Wow. Another noted that the outburst was uncharacteristic of Peter, describing him as usually chill and gracious on stage, which I can attest to. I've seen him many, many times.
Christy Lee
This must have been really bad.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Really annoying.
Tom Griswold
You see this all the time. I mean, at movies or whatever.
Christy Lee
I know. It's. It's gotten crazy.
Jeff Oskay
It's awful.
Tom Griswold
I. We went to see. I've. The stage play Hamilton, which I know is not your thing necessarily, Josh, but I thought it was interesting. I've seen it a few times. It's really good. So I go one time, I go to see it, and the. The lady, like, right behind us is singing everything really loud, like in a lady.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Could we let the professionals handle this? We know you've been here before. Oh, that happens. Oh, boy. Yikes. Shut up. Now, now, Christy has reminded me that we've managed to not do today in history. I keep forgetting, but it's important that we do this to educate you, the public.
Christy Lee
At least. You're. You're happy about it. No, no, no.
Tom Griswold
I. I enjoy my role as a teacher.
Jeff Oskay
Am I not correct? Every time we miss it. Oh, we didn't do history.
Tom Griswold
Okay, here we go. No, you're right. I appreciate it. Okay, Christy, I'll. Since you started it, Lucian B. Smith invented this in 1867. It really did change the West.
Christy Lee
Did he eventually have this company with another person?
Jeff Oskay
Oh, Smith and Wesson? Is that what you're saying?
Tom Griswold
No.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
That's a very good guess.
Jeff Oskay
I would have thought that maybe earlier, but Railroad.
Pat Godwin
Oh, wait. Cooking oil.
Tom Griswold
No. The answer is barbed wire.
Jeff Oskay
Barbed wire.
Christy Lee
That's not Wesson. Smith.
Jeff Oskay
Smith and Wesson.
Pat Godwin
Half paying attention.
Christy Lee
I bet. I was 15 or 16 when I learned that it was barbed wire and not barbed wire.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, really?
Christy Lee
Yeah. I said Barbed wire forever.
Jeff Oskay
I thought it was just barb. Yeah, not barbed.
Tom Griswold
Yes, yeah. Barbed wire, of course. Which of course led to the tattoo industry as we know it with starring Pamela Anderson.
Jeff Oskay
If your family has farms, you find out very young, at a very young age what barbed wire means.
Christy Lee
I even knew that they had barbs, but I still thought it was Bob.
Jeff Oskay
It was crazy the hell out of it.
Tom Griswold
Okay, let's see. That's too depressing. Okay, here we. Here we go. 1929. Herbert Hoover authorizes construction of what becomes what? Pat Godwin vacuum cleaner?
Chick McGee
That's right.
Tom Griswold
The Hoover Dam, you idiot.
Ace Cosby
No kidding.
Tom Griswold
Okay, that was too. That was too easy. Let's see now. Oh, here we go. This is for you, Josh. Ridley Scott creates a world in the year 1982. What was the movie? Movie?
Christy Lee
Blade Runner.
Tom Griswold
Very good. How about this one? Purple Rain is released by what artist? Mr. Osu.
Christy Lee
Barney the dinosaur.
Tom Griswold
Exactly.
Jeff Oskay
France, of course.
Tom Griswold
Yes, yes. Oh, you ever seen that movie? That is some really bad.
Jeff Oskay
Yes, I've seen it.
Tom Griswold
Really bad.
Jeff Oskay
I like looking at prints.
Tom Griswold
Which one?
Jeff Oskay
Purple Rain.
Tom Griswold
Try watching next one. Under the Cherry.
Jeff Oskay
You like it, that's why.
Tom Griswold
Horrible. Watch. Under the Cherry Moon is some of the worst acting you will ever see in your life.
Jeff Oskay
I liked Purple Rain too. Wasn't Link his dad in that movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a graffiti bridge.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's right. I forgot about that. Yeah, it. It makes Elvis's worst movie look good. Put it that way.
Ace Cosby
You mean clam bake?
Tom Griswold
When it comes to the acting, not the music.
Christy Lee
Is that the one with Ann Margaret sunbathing?
Tom Griswold
Let's see now. Happy birthday, George Orwell. Famous for Josh predicting the future, if you ask me.
Christy Lee
1984 and the great Animal Farm. If you've never read Animal Farm, it's really wonderful.
Pat Godwin
Did you have to read that in school?
Christy Lee
I chose to because I'm a dork.
Pat Godwin
Oh, we had to. It was signed. Reading.
Christy Lee
Isn't it a fun one?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, it's great.
Christy Lee
And there's a new movie coming out of Animal Farm.
Tom Griswold
Hogs get the gravy. Just like Auntie Mame know. Apparently. Yes.
Ace Cosby
Just the movie was coming.
Tom Griswold
Happy birthday, Carly Simon Couldn't wait for.
Ace Cosby
Her birthday to get her. Such anticipated.
Tom Griswold
Thank you, Pat. There you go.
Christy Lee
Is it 100% certified that she's singing about Warren Beatty?
Tom Griswold
Pretty much.
Pat Godwin
I love her smile.
Christy Lee
I do too.
Pat Godwin
So unique. I love it.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I like her.
Tom Griswold
She's gorgeous. I've seen her. She was sitting behind me at a concert with James Taylor once.
Christy Lee
Holy cow.
Pat Godwin
What concert.
Tom Griswold
Were you at Randy Newman?
Christy Lee
A two Life crew.
Tom Griswold
In Lake and Center was amazing. She's gorgeous. Let's see. That's too depressing. That's too. Wow. A lot of dead folks here having a birthday.
Christy Lee
Well, we can celebrate them.
Tom Griswold
No, no, that's okay. I mean, I really liked Anthony Bourdain. Born this date in 56.
Chick McGee
Just watching him yesterday, reading a book.
Pat Godwin
About him right now.
Tom Griswold
How about this one? Busy Phillips.
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's funny. Freaks and Geeks and the very underrated and awfully titled but hilarious show Cougar Town.
Pat Godwin
Yes, I loved that show. Loved that show.
Tom Griswold
Born in 1979 on this date. Well, there we go. Thank you and hope you're feeling well educated and happy because we got that done. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Jess Hooker
Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link@bobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
Remember George the animal? Steel would eat the turn but. Oh, I'm sorry. You caught us talking wrestling. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Sidelac Insurance Company.
Tom Griswold
Now back to Kierkegaard versus Hagel Desk.
Christy Lee
There's Pat Godwin.
Tom Griswold
Hello.
Christy Lee
Jessica Alsman has joined us. Hi, Jeff. Oscar is there.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.
Jeff Oskay
You guys are having the most fun, sweet, wonderful wrestling conversation. And then Tom walked in.
Tom Griswold
That's all right.
Ace Cosby
Oh, it had to end. Thank you, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, you weren't around. Wrestling fan.
Christy Lee
We know up in the heyday of.
Tom Griswold
There's a very unfortunate rumor. There's a very unfortunate rumor that I will not quote on the radio right now involving Ric Flair.
Christy Lee
Oh.
Tom Griswold
And some allegations of something that may or may not have happened in the Tampa area.
Christy Lee
I heard talking about that in the court. He has pleaded.
Tom Griswold
I think the smell might have been woohoo. But we're not going to explore that right now. We have Jessica Alsman joining us. We've switched Jessica's. You know, she doesn't know it, but we've switched Jessica's. Now, the reason I want to know, I want to play a little something for you here, see if you recognize this. Okay. We just did this a few minutes ago. You might have been listening. Let me give this a try here. This is a, a song from. What is this, 80 something? Ace. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, that's a great one.
Christy Lee
That's.
Tom Griswold
That's long time running. Sorry. This is the one I wanted to play here. Sorry, Let me skip ahead a little bit. Hang on a second. There we go. Recognize this?
Christy Lee
Gets hard when you get three seconds excerpts.
Jeff Oskay
And not the chorus.
Tom Griswold
A quality radio person would have gotten it immediately. Right. I'm working with. Here we go.
Christy Lee
Got it.
Tom Griswold
Now here comes the chorus. Okay.
Jeff Oskay
No chorus.
Christy Lee
You don't know this song clearly. I do not. No. I talking to.
Tom Griswold
Here. Oh, wow, another verse.
Ace Cosby
Get to the chorus.
Tom Griswold
Could we get to the chorus, fellas?
Christy Lee
There kind of isn't a chorus. It's just.
Tom Griswold
It's just.
Christy Lee
Drivers seat.
Ace Cosby
That's the hook there.
Tom Griswold
Driver's seat. Does that ring a bell at all?
I
Still don't know it.
Tom Griswold
That's all right.
Christy Lee
You shouldn't. It's not a.
Tom Griswold
Then this next parody that Pat's going to do is going to be meaningless.
I
Well, you said it up pretty well.
Ace Cosby
I think the rest of us know it.
Jeff Oskay
New survey out there reveals how much time the average American spends using their phones on the toilet in a year. Qs supplies pulled 1,000 people and discovered Americans spend about two full days a year scrolling on the toilet.
Tom Griswold
No, not. Not at the same time.
Jeff Oskay
Well, of course not.
Tom Griswold
Right. That'd be wrong. Is Jim there? No, sorry. He's doing his two days in the toilet this week.
Jeff Oskay
Americans, men more than four and a half days a year scrolling on Instagram and Tick Tock while on the toilet. That's based on 18 minutes a day, nine minutes per session, twice a day.
Christy Lee
I see.
Jeff Oskay
Gen Z leads all generations in toilet phone use.
Christy Lee
Toilet phone use.
Jeff Oskay
Spending 54 hours per year scrolling while seated.
Tom Griswold
Is this primarily, do you think. Instagram, Facebook?
Christy Lee
It said Instagram and Tick Tock.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I was actually researching something else.
Christy Lee
That's what a good listener does.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I read this six hours ago. If you'd like to join me at four in the morning.
Christy Lee
How would I do that? You're just sitting here reading.
Jeff Oskay
Over 6 in 10 people in 10 admit to staying on the toilet longer just to finish something on their phone. The average time people spend on dating apps while using the toilet is 13 minutes.
Tom Griswold
See, that seems. That seems hilarious. A little bit odd.
Christy Lee
Yeah. How'd you meet Mom? Well, I swiped right while I was taking a dump.
Jeff Oskay
Only one in four people admit to cleaning their phones after using them in the bathroom. And 5% admit to attending a zoom meeting or conference call while on the toilet.
Christy Lee
So if 5% admit it, that means it might be closer to 10 or 15 that do it.
Tom Griswold
Oh, no, they're. That. No, that would be because you can turn the, you can turn the camera off.
Jeff Oskay
Yes, but still, that's the thing. And I think if you turn the camera off, you're showing that you're not paying attention. I think it's rude, but I often.
I
Catch people on the phone in the bathroom and you can hear them and, you know, whoever they're talking to knows it too.
Chick McGee
I've, I, I'm bad about that.
Tom Griswold
Have you talking or just doing like. Because I'll do, like, I'll do wordle.
Chick McGee
Talking on the phone and have to use the restroom and I go in, try to make it quiet, and then as I'm stepping out of the bathroom, I try to flush and run.
Tom Griswold
You hit the, you got to hit the mute button. The other thing is. What is the word? The timber of your voice. You walk in that echoey bathroom and they might be picking it up, picking up on that in the other, other end of the phone call.
I
Oh, they know.
Tom Griswold
But I will find myself sitting there longer than necessary if I'm doing like wordle or Connections.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
So there may be a connection between your phone, between people who get hemorrhoids and struggling.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, yeah.
Christy Lee
I guarantee hemorrhoids are going up. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
On. On how evil the editors of Connections are and those other games you end up playing on your phone.
Christy Lee
You know who talks on the phone while going to the bathroom? Foreign truckers. If you go to a truck stop and you walk in the bathroom, it sounds like a UN meeting.
I
Oh, wow.
Chick McGee
You are not wrong.
Christy Lee
It's amazing.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. What nationality?
Christy Lee
Mostly Middle Eastern. Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
No kidding.
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
What are they talking about? Are they talking in a foreign language?
Christy Lee
Yes. Yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
We know they're foreign.
Tom Griswold
It'd be much better if it was just in a funny accent.
Chick McGee
What would that sound like?
Tom Griswold
I said no way. I'm. No way.
Christy Lee
Now let him do it.
Jeff Oskay
Pat's got a song and I have a package.
Christy Lee
He's not taking all of us with us. I'm convinced that the smarter people will go, all right, he's gone. We'll keep you good.
Tom Griswold
So people are sitting on the toilet seat.
Ace Cosby
Yeah. And we had a parody, a satire, if you will, of the sniff and tears hit song A driver's seat. And this is for Josh because you famously have a bidet. Yes, yes. So this is for you. Josh is doing all right. Sold out shows on Saturday nights, making extra cash. So he did something nice for his ass. Toilet seat. Oh, he's got a day on his toilet Se is new sea seat sweet it even measures your heartbeat. Josh sits broken hearted.
Christy Lee
He did but the sh of the.
Ace Cosby
My name sounded like S Lasted a little long. It should have working hard he came to. He only farted. Yeah. The toilet seat.
Christy Lee
Oh.
Ace Cosby
On the toilet of pizza Josh eats Stool is red.
Tom Griswold
I guess it's the beats.
Ace Cosby
I said S.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much. See, we really set you up for that by. By playing sniffing the tears in. In advance of that. So you'd hear that. That is a great song though.
Christy Lee
It is a cool one. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Haven't heard that for a long time.
Chick McGee
Have you ever had a piece of pizza while using the toilet?
Christy Lee
I haven't, no.
Jeff Oskay
Thank God.
Christy Lee
No. No, that.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's.
Christy Lee
Boy.
Jeff Oskay
And if you have, please don't ever admit to that. He'll never let you.
Christy Lee
Oh, you know me. I would admit to it. I. But I know I have not. Never. I've never eaten while doing that.
Tom Griswold
Never spilled a bowl of cereal in the men's room, though. You work.
Ace Cosby
Tom has.
Christy Lee
Right, right.
Tom Griswold
I just did two weeks ago.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, I was here.
Christy Lee
But you weren't.
Tom Griswold
I wasn't sitting right.
Christy Lee
Right.
Tom Griswold
Walking in. I was.
Christy Lee
See, I won't even bring food into a bag. I won't drink. I won't bring a bottle of water. Yeah, my coffee. No.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, but you eat in the toilet.
Chick McGee
No, I was. Oh, I was getting at Tom's little cereal cereal incident.
I
But I think about even bringing my phone in. Tom, I actually think of you because I'm like, there's so much fecal matter probably floating in the air in here. I can't bring in anything.
Jeff Oskay
Surprised. You bring your phone to the bathroom.
Tom Griswold
I clean it immediately.
I
If I have to sit on the shelf, I cover it like with toilet paper almost just in case. And I sit it on toilet paper.
Tom Griswold
Well, but people have touched that. Nevermind. Coming up, it's going to be a little bit of sexy time with Ali Breen right now. This portion of the Bob and Tom show brought to you by our friends at Java House. It is the official coffee of the Bob and Tom Show. Java House, the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. I say that because it's not just coffee. It's a tea. I mean, green tea, white, peach, and a host of others. We've got coffee, cold brew, Colombian Sumatran decaf, and of course we have lattes, energy drinks and hydration drinks, all from Java House. I'm a huge fan of the Arctic freeze hydration drink. And here's something kind of cool. You can sort of break with the brewer at your office with a special little project they've got going on at Java House in which this little tab you can click and you might be eligible to get a demonstration of the Java House system, if you will, at the office. And when I say system, it's really pretty simple. You don't need any weird machinery. All you do is take one of these pods and you peel it, pour it and add water, or you pour it on ice cream. That's our little side hustle we've been getting into lately. You can get 25% off your order at Java House right now by going to javahouse.com and typing in the promo code bobandtom. One big long word, B O, B A N D T O N. And give Java House a try. That's javahouse.com, the promo code bobandtom one long word. And get 25% off your online order. Check out Java House. Thank you very much. Coming up, the lovely Ali Breen and sexy time. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's there. Pat Godwin's over there. Hello. And my gosh, if it isn't Alsman right there. Hey, there's Jeff. Oscar.
Chick McGee
Yep.
Christy Lee
Ace Cosby's looking handsome. Howdy. Yes, you're right. Yeah. I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom. And Tom.
Jeff Oskay
No, not yet.
Christy Lee
I wasn't gonna say that.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, I'm sorry. I was talking to Tom.
Tom Griswold
I'm over here. I'm fine. It's all good over here.
Jeff Oskay
You can't see, so I would that trying to help.
Tom Griswold
I was trying to help. Josh visualize an acre.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I wasn't totally sure.
Tom Griswold
When you think of an acre, essentially it's a. It's a football field without the end zone.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
That's the way to think of it.
Christy Lee
That's kind of what I've been picturing my whole life.
Tom Griswold
So, okay, you know, God's little acre.
Jeff Oskay
You need an acre of land. What are you doing?
Christy Lee
No, it's just when somebody says, hey, you know, I own. Own 12 acres or I.
Jeff Oskay
Right.
Christy Lee
We had a letter earlier. A gentleman invited me to his 35 acre pond. I just wanted to make sure that in what I was picturing in my head actually is close to what it actually is.
Tom Griswold
And then when Pat says he has two acres, it means he hasn't really had any, you know, horizontal Time in a while, they get kind of blue and backed up. They're aching, you see? Okay, do we have. Is Allie present and accounted for? Okay. We don't know. Okay. So we'll have to move forward.
Christy Lee
This is completely unacceptable without her.
Tom Griswold
We have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Christy, what's happening?
Jeff Oskay
It's known as the Van Gogh chair, or Van Huff, depending on how you talk. Named after, of course, Vincent Van Gogh as a tribute to the Dutch artist. Painting of a simple chair. This is in an Italian museum where they're urging visitors now to have more respect for artwork after a couple damaged the crystal cover chair while posing with it. Surveillance video from Palazzo Mafi in Verona shows a man and woman posing near the artwork. As the man pretends to sit, he loses balance, falls, crushing the fragile crystal chair. Museum officials say two legs and the seat were broken, but the piece is going to be restored. The chair, inspired by Vincent Van Gogh's painting of a simple wooden seat, is adorned with hundreds of polished Swarovski crystals. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Why would you let people get that close to it?
Christy Lee
Why is it a thing? I actually like the painting, but who.
Tom Griswold
Made the chair when some artist was doing it? As a tribute, but.
Christy Lee
So it's kind of worthless. It's not like they ruined the painting.
Chick McGee
So Van Gogh didn't make the chair?
Jeff Oskay
No, no, no, no, no.
Christy Lee
It's like a tribute. Yeah, it's kind of. It's sort of.
Chick McGee
Well, who cares?
Christy Lee
I think I would have broke it out of spite. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Smash it into a Van Gogh.
Christy Lee
Yeah. It'd be like if you made. If you dressed like the Mona Lisa and sat in the Louvre.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Who the hell gives a.
Tom Griswold
That'd be better. That'd be. If you did that. If Oscar were dressed as Mona Lisa sitting. That thousands of people would come by and see.
I
Do they have people?
Christy Lee
I don't need some climate protester to throw tomato soup in my.
I
No, but that's a good point. Do they actually have. Have people outside the Louvre that dress up like a. Like, you know, they did the Spider man stuff in New York.
Jeff Oskay
Star Wars.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
It's not convention Man's Chinese Theater. Yeah.
Christy Lee
The Parisians.
Tom Griswold
That's a good question. I don't know if they do that.
Jeff Oskay
I've never seen that.
Tom Griswold
I mean, one would assume that they were probably doing this for Instagram, posing with the chair.
Chick McGee
No, the. Actually, if you watch the video, the couple is like, in their 60s.
Jeff Oskay
Like, they also.
Christy Lee
They're doing it for.
Jeff Oskay
Right.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Thank you.
Jeff Oskay
Here. What'd you say?
Tom Griswold
I said.
Christy Lee
Oh. So they're doing it for Facebook.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but I. There. I love the beginning of this thing. They're. They're asking people to respect the artwork. This is from a. A. A, not a comp. This is a. What. What's the word I'm looking for? An art form that staples a banana to the wall.
Christy Lee
Yes. Please be respectful.
Tom Griswold
And gets very serious about it.
Jeff Oskay
But you've been to museums, especially like the Met in New York. You can get right up to a Picasso. Like, you could touch it. Which I find amazing that they let people get that close.
Chick McGee
I have been thrown out of three art museums.
Ace Cosby
What?
Chick McGee
Because my spouse at the time likes to touch art. Oh, okay.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Christy Lee
Well, here's the thing. I've had art. I had two art professors tell me that art is kind of meant to be felt as well.
Chick McGee
Right.
Christy Lee
But they obviously said the.
Tom Griswold
You defend yourself. Most of the art in your home growing up was felt.
Christy Lee
The velvet Chelsea boy. We. We didn't even have that. Yeah, but. Yeah. So.
Jeff Oskay
So.
Christy Lee
But don't. Obviously the oils on your.
Jeff Oskay
Right.
Tom Griswold
You don't go to the art museum cafeteria, eat the greasy French fries, right? And then go, where's Guernica?
Christy Lee
I'd like to, but they were like, no, no. The brushstrokes are meaningful and you actually do want to feel. But.
Jeff Oskay
And I think that's why they allow you to get so close so you can see that detail. It was.
Christy Lee
But it is crazy.
Tom Griswold
They maybe need to screen people when they let them into the art museum.
Chick McGee
Oh.
Jeff Oskay
Note much.
Tom Griswold
Much like almost everything else in life.
Ace Cosby
Wasn't the one guy selling air. That was that piece of art. Remember that?
Christy Lee
Yeah. It was just nothing. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Not even a chair.
Jeff Oskay
Not even a chair. Couldn't sit on that.
Tom Griswold
What was that? What was that?
Ace Cosby
It was the I am. They bought thing.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
I
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
It was like the Neil diamond song.
Christy Lee
Right?
Ace Cosby
I could.
Chick McGee
If we.
Ace Cosby
Oh, do we have time?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, we have. No.
Pat Godwin
Alice.
Christy Lee
We have interest, though.
Tom Griswold
There we go.
Jeff Oskay
I'm interested now.
Tom Griswold
You know, we need to set this one up. What?
Christy Lee
Really?
Tom Griswold
What was. You don't think so?
Christy Lee
Yeah. A guy. They were selling literally nothing and somebody bought it. An artist said, hey, here.
Jeff Oskay
And it's called what I am. I air.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Christy Lee
I air. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
I was fine most of the times between the lines the feeling is pretentious Banana on the wall Shit takes balls selling nothing for 18k is senseless I'm a Picasso fan, love Monet but nowadays the money makes me sore 18,000 is just. Yeah, pay the price and you just think you score.
Tom Griswold
I am.
Ace Cosby
It's called oh, nothing's there and I am sure you've just been robbed and don't even care. Oh, I bought. Bought it too. Oh, what the heck. I paid for it with an invisible check. That'll probably bounce too.
Tom Griswold
Oh, thank you very much.
Christy Lee
I don't think we give you enough credit for really sounding like Neil Diamond.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, you do little tribute. Neil diamond, ladies and gentlemen.
Christy Lee
Why didn't that artist who sold I am the the air after it sold to the one guy look at everybody else and go, anybody else want one?
Tom Griswold
I got infinite number because it's one of a kind.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
There is only the one.
Christy Lee
It's really something. Yes. It makes great art a joke. Well, guilty by association at all way.
Tom Griswold
Yes. It's brilliant. Where is the banana? The man is a genius.
Christy Lee
That's what I'm saying.
Jeff Oskay
It's like. I know.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
In the middle. Stapled the banana to the walleye. I put him up there with Jonas Sulk. The man is a genius. I'm sorry. Christy Lee is still at the Silac Insurance news desk. Welcome back. If you're joining us on the show, thank you very much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. I got an idea. Chris. Christy.
Jeff Oskay
What's that, Tom?
Tom Griswold
We did not do Today in History yesterday.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, well, okay.
Tom Griswold
So you under that new feature Yesterday in History.
Christy Lee
Time now for Yesterday in History. Oh, this is yesterday's Josh.
Tom Griswold
So weird.
Christy Lee
Hey, how was it? How was yesterday, Josh? It's going fine.
Jeff Oskay
Same as today.
Tom Griswold
Okay. I've never heard of this. See if anybody else gets this one. In 1374, the famous St. John's dance breaks out.
Christy Lee
Oh, this is this the. Where everybody kind of went crazy. It was like a madness.
Tom Griswold
The story is hundreds of people began dancing uncontrollably in the streets of Germany.
Christy Lee
This was so weird.
Tom Griswold
It's considered to be mass hysteria. Yes. Some died from exhaustion.
Christy Lee
They just. These people, it was, it was like. It's a documented case of mass hysteria where somebody was doing this. They just started dancing in the streets and everybody inexplicably joined in. Like, so many people joined in because.
I
It looked like fun or because I should just move and it's fascinating.
Tom Griswold
It happened. It happened to me when Granny put Everclear in the stew. Everybody, everybody, everybody danced. And then they made me put my pants on. I don't know why.
Christy Lee
I love that story. It's so crazy.
Jeff Oskay
I've never heard of it.
Tom Griswold
Let's see. A 1509, Henry VII crowned King of England. Boo.
Christy Lee
Not your king.
Jeff Oskay
Not my king.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Let's see. John. Oh, here we go. 1497, John Cabot claimed eastern Canada for England. At the time he thought he was in Asia. Well, if you were to go to Western Canada now, he. He would.
Christy Lee
What some ex pans there?
Tom Griswold
How about this one? This is goes right along with our discussion of high art. 19 year old Pablo Picasso had his first exhibition in Paris in 1901.
Jeff Oskay
Whoa.
Tom Griswold
There's a famous photograph of him there. It's really cool because his zits go sideways. Let's see. This is interesting. On this date in what year? Let's see. I'll give this one to Mr. Oskar. In what year did the FTC begin requiring the health sticker warnings on cigarette packs?
Chick McGee
1985.
Tom Griswold
Oh, way off.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, 1963.
Tom Griswold
That's very close. 1964 was the first time they put those warnings on cigarette packs.
Jeff Oskay
Surgeon General. Yeah, did my parents.
Tom Griswold
I just remember the very first one. It said, smoking these may cause irreversible coolness. Yeah. And there was a picture of James Dean and then one of Paul Newman.
Christy Lee
Coolness was running rampant.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. This is for you, Josh. In 1947, a guy named Kenneth Arnold.
Christy Lee
Reported what, a UFO sighting? The crash. The Roswell crash.
Tom Griswold
It's considered the first flying saucer.
Christy Lee
Oh, was it the Roswell crash?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, the birth of modern UFO culture. Now did we do the story or did I allude to it about. Now they're admitting that the government deliberately released information suggesting there might have been an alien thing.
Christy Lee
You sent that article to me.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, to distract from the actual atomic testing they were doing at Roswell.
Christy Lee
And they said they put out misinformation on purpose. Yes. And I said, this article could be the misinformation.
Tom Griswold
Remember?
Christy Lee
I replied, that's right.
Tom Griswold
And then. Then you put the joint down and.
Christy Lee
No, no, I don't need drugs to be this crazy.
Tom Griswold
In 1997, on this date, we're back in Roswell. The U.S. air Force closed the case. Blaming a weather balloon.
Jeff Oskay
They always blame a weather balloon.
Christy Lee
If you buy that, I got.
Jeff Oskay
What are weather balloons?
Christy Lee
Oceanfront property in Arizona. Enough.
Jeff Oskay
I don't think I've ever seen a weather balloon.
Chick McGee
It's because they aren't real.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Never seen one.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, sure. They send them up to get all kinds of data.
Chick McGee
That's the last time you were outside and saw a weather balloon?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, right.
Tom Griswold
It was one. It had a thing that said Greetings from China. It was flying overhead.
Jeff Oskay
That was over New Jersey, wasn't it?
Chick McGee
Yeah, you get your weather and your spy balloons.
Tom Griswold
Okay, let's see now. Birthdays on this once again. This is our new feature. Yesterday in history. The birthday of the late great Jeff Beck guitarist. And we were talking about another great guitarist who died just a few days ago, Mick Ralphs. If you're familiar with the great band Bad Company, he co wrote a bunch of those great songs. So sad. Very sad news. 1947. Mick Fleetwood, of course the drummer. Founder of Fleetwood Mac. He's about 6, 6 plus 78.
Christy Lee
Oh, no kidding. I didn't realize he was that tall.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah, real, real tall.
Ace Cosby
He went on tour with Richard Cheese. Did you know? Did you know that?
Tom Griswold
Oh, I didn't.
Christy Lee
No, no.
Tom Griswold
Mac and Cheese.
Ace Cosby
Mac and Cheese.
Christy Lee
It wasn't the Fleetwood and Cheese. I mean, you could have gone Mick and Cheese.
Jeff Oskay
That is so.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Ace Cosby
I'm just trying to get Cheese with him.
Tom Griswold
Happy birthday, John Ilsley.
Jeff Oskay
Who's that?
Christy Lee
Is he one of the Isley Brothers?
Tom Griswold
No. Oh, he's the bass player. Was for the great band, Dire Straits. Oh, terrific band.
Chick McGee
My first tape ever, really. Dire Straits. Brothers in Arms.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Got it for Christmas. Had never heard of them. But that was my dad's favorite group. So that's the tape I got.
Christy Lee
I mean.
Jeff Oskay
My first cassette was for my mom's favorite, Jack Jones. So.
Tom Griswold
See you. Who's that?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
Chick McGee
No. Like, what's his hit?
Jeff Oskay
I don't think he had a hit. The Love Boat.
Tom Griswold
Wives Must Always Be Lovers too.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
My first cassette was my grandmother's favorite. Ice Teas Cop Killer.
Tom Griswold
Your grandma, she was.
Christy Lee
Oh, boy, she was.
Tom Griswold
Swinging lady. Let's see now. Happy birthday. Okay, this is an easy one. Alzy, you should know this because you're. You were a college athlete of some distinction.
I
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
1901. He is. God. How do I describe.
Christy Lee
We're keeping Ace awake.
Tom Griswold
He was. He. I know. Here's your hint. He was easy to talk to, easy to converse with.
Jeff Oskay
1901. That's it. A guy that was easy to talk.
Tom Griswold
To, easy to converse with.
Chick McGee
Like any. Are you gonna say what sport?
Ace Cosby
I'm going to guess basketball.
Chick McGee
Oh, okay.
Jeff Oskay
What?
I
No.
Tom Griswold
People are screaming, driving their car. Chuck Taylor, the Converse All Stars. He was easy to converse with.
Christy Lee
He thinks people were screaming at their cars. The answer. Well, they were screaming in their cars.
Tom Griswold
Okay. I don't know who this is. 1980. Happy birthday. Minka Kelly. Anyone?
Jeff Oskay
Minka Kelly is.
Tom Griswold
I don't Know who? Minka Kelly, right. I know who. What a minky is. From the great Pink Panther movies. Is that your minky? Let's see. Oh, I know this guy. 1987. Lionel Messi, of course. Invented the Electric Train.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, boy.
Tom Griswold
How about Deaths in the News? Yeah, let's do some 1915. Oh, this is sad. The great bassist for yes Anyone.
Jeff Oskay
He died in 1915.
Tom Griswold
Then he teleported himself. 2015. 2015. I'm skipping around.
Christy Lee
Did anybody see yes Live?
Tom Griswold
I did that.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Was it pretty cool?
Jeff Oskay
I saw yes live with Peter frampton on that 76 tour.
Tom Griswold
Wow. They were great.
Jeff Oskay
Yes.
Christy Lee
Wow. You know what? Yes song I don't Feel like Gets Enough Love is Owner of a Lonely Heart.
Ace Cosby
Oh, that's not a good.
Christy Lee
Now, look, I get it that it's not, you know, roundabout and all that. And I seen. I've seen all good people that.
Tom Griswold
But that was the second phase.
Christy Lee
It's still a good song.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Isn't it?
Tom Griswold
We had to go out there. We had to go out there and do stage announcements on that tour.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And I walked out there and there was. I don't know if you remember this ace. There was almost nothing on the stage. They didn't have the usual set of stuff. And it was. Yeah. And it was sort of like you were on the. On the deck of a battleship. I did not want to have to go out there. And they had. The guy goes, okay, you go to this microphone and don't touch anything. So I walk out there and I stepped on a floor pedal that was sort of. And all of a sudden I hear the. That's the. The want to die mode. I'm just here to go jump off the back of the building. And then, of course, who can forget 1908, Grover Cleveland passed.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
The other president to do what? Anybody know this one? It's a good trivia question.
Christy Lee
Grover Cleveland, the other president to do Mary Dodd Lincoln.
I
President twice.
Tom Griswold
He was president twice, but non consecutive terms. Very good. You've redeemed yourself. Now leave.
Christy Lee
Who's the other president that did that?
Jeff Oskay
Wow.
Tom Griswold
Well, let's see now. Oh, he's the one who used the F word yesterday. And I thought that was hilarious, by the way. I thought that was really.
Christy Lee
I don't mind my politicians cussing, no matter what your politics are. Cuss.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Under the circumstances. When you get the guys. Okay, we're doing this. Okay. Right. Then you hang up the phone and they do the other. You can say the F word.
Christy Lee
I'm surprised there's not More cousin, quite honestly.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but. And of course when you hear the behind the scenes stuff, I mean Nixon, he could really.
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
One of the best customer is a president apparently.
Christy Lee
Nancy Reagan was found.
Ace Cosby
Lyndon Johnson maybe.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, maybe Lyndon Johnson. That's that, you know, Dean would know the answer. Off to find out. That sounds like it'd be a lot of fun. Right now I want to say a special to my friends at Raycon. They're they of course the people who bring us those Raycon earbuds, the perfect summer accessory. And the Raycon earbuds will not fall out of your ear because they have, when you buy them, there's like a series of these gel tips. You put the right one in and they pop in your ear. Not like those white ones that are so expensive that fall out. Great sound from The Raycon earbuds. 32 hour battery life. You could fly to Australia and not even have to recharge them. How about that? Raycon's quick charge function in just 10 minutes you can charge them for a quick 90 minutes. How about that? Active noise cancellation, lots of different colors and of course the Raycon 30 day happiness guarantee. If you don't like them, send them back. You get all the information@buyraycon.com Tom that'll also get you 15% off Raycon's best selling everyday earbuds. Right now Raycon offering that 15% off their everyday earbuds. Lots of great bargains as well, including those great over the ear headphones. They're terrific. Go to buyraycon.com Tom that's buyraycon.com Tom. They make the perfect gift as well. And the beauty of those is there's not a lot of wrapping paper required. That's often very important to apparently no one. I think. Yes, it's a very small little package. Thank you very much. Thanks for paying attention.
Christy Lee
I turned my head.
Tom Griswold
Okay, I'm speaking of small packages, Josh, what's coming? That'll teach you. I'll pay attention. I'll pay attention next time. Bob. I'm hung like a donkey. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Jess Hooker
Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you need@bobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee.
Jeff Oskay
Hello, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin.
Ace Cosby
Hey Josh.
Christy Lee
Jessica Alsman's here.
Pat Godwin
Hey Josh.
Christy Lee
Anticipating Happy Gilmore 2, which comes out next week.
I
Next month.
Christy Lee
Oh, I'm sorry, Next month is next week. Oh, it's the 25th.
I
Yeah.
Christy Lee
I thought it was like the second. No, I have to wait even longer. There's Jeff Oskay.
Jeff Oskay
I think all these in that could be.
I
You might be able to see me.
Tom Griswold
All right.
I
See my pants if you can. I can't.
Christy Lee
Ace Cosby's there. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.
Tom Griswold
And the story of this is you're a huge fan of Adam stuff. Sandler.
I
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Who's great. And I'm a huge fan as well. You went to be an extra in the movie twice. You had to go back, right?
I
Yeah. Went all the way to New Jersey. It was fantastic. Great people and everyone was so nice. All these PAs. Like, I've never worked on a big film before, so it was exciting.
Tom Griswold
Cool. Who, who else is in it? Is it the same group?
I
I think the trailer showed a bunch of people.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Julie Bowen is back and.
I
Oh, Christopher McDonald.
Christy Lee
Yes. Thank you.
I
Thank you, Shooter.
Tom Griswold
Yes. Okay.
I
Well, a lot of great people. A lot of friends of the show, too. I think they showed Lavelle Crawford in the trailer as well.
Tom Griswold
How's he doing? Lavelle's a wonderful guy.
Christy Lee
He's looking slimmer.
Tom Griswold
I was gonna say. Last time he was here, I thought he was going to explode.
Christy Lee
Yeah, he is looking slimmer.
Tom Griswold
Oh, good. Because, yeah, he was unhealthily huge. But very, very funny. Now we have Christy Lee right over there. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Have we missed anything?
Jeff Oskay
Fear Factor is being rebooted because, boy, didn't you miss that. This time, Johnny Knoxville will be your show host.
Tom Griswold
Dude, that's perfect.
Christy Lee
Yeah, that's a good. That's a good.
Tom Griswold
He would have been perfect. He's. He's great. That's a great show.
Jeff Oskay
You loved Fear Factor because everything they do. So ridiculous.
Tom Griswold
No, it's terrifying, Right?
Jeff Oskay
Everything you hate.
Tom Griswold
I know. That's why I like watching. Because other people are doing this, not me.
Ace Cosby
Pink pits and bugs.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Eating eyeballs.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Horrible.
Tom Griswold
I would never watch dangling over, you know, doing tightrope stuff.
Jeff Oskay
And Fox is promising to gather a group of strangers to an unforgiving remote location where they will endure mind blowing stunts.
Tom Griswold
All right, you're gonna have to be without tick tock for three hours.
Jeff Oskay
Challenges. Of course. Johnny Knoxville of Jackass fame is going to host the series and casting is now open. If you're over 18 and you're from the US or Canada, I guess you could check out whether you Want to be on Fear Factor or not?
Tom Griswold
He's actually a pretty good actor.
Christy Lee
He is a pretty good actor.
Tom Griswold
Johnny Knoxville. I wonder if he'll do any of the stunts himself.
Christy Lee
Yeah, you wonder if he'll go, hey, today we're going to eat cow testicles and then he'll pop one.
Tom Griswold
Or I wonder if he'll bring in some of his buddies from back in the day.
Christy Lee
Yeah, maybe.
Tom Griswold
Are those guys getting along now, or did they.
Christy Lee
Yeah, they're all hoping the best for Bam.
Chick McGee
Or do you think they'll do, like, Bam sober?
Christy Lee
I don't. I think he's currently.
Chick McGee
He is okay.
Christy Lee
I believe so, hopefully.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Well, they do, like, some Jackass style stunt.
Christy Lee
Like, I don't know if they will or not.
Chick McGee
Staple their sack to their leg.
Christy Lee
I doubt that they'll do that.
Jeff Oskay
Fear Factor. Jeff.
Chick McGee
Yeah, man. Like, all you gotta do is eat disgusting stuff for $50,000.
Jeff Oskay
This is stunts and harrowing challenges.
Chick McGee
I'm harrowing. Yeah.
Christy Lee
I'll do. Episode has like a. You get, you know, into a glass coffin with scorpions, then you eat some camel semen.
Tom Griswold
And then. And then the offshoot they're doing Queer Factor, I think is just important, you.
Christy Lee
Know, I'm really surprised they're doing it.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
What are some of the challenges?
Tom Griswold
In fact, I'm really surprised you have to do a newscast on cnn. Is that where you went?
Chick McGee
I don't even.
Christy Lee
That's, you know, I.
Tom Griswold
It's kind of a timely joke if you're following the news these days. Something may have been said by the president. I'm sorry, forgive me. Referencing something that obscure. The headline headline news yesterday.
Jeff Oskay
The largest digital camera ever built has released its first shots of the universe.
Tom Griswold
It's not a selfie of.
Jeff Oskay
No. The Vera C. Rubin Observatory. Vera C. Rubin Observatory.
Tom Griswold
I can barely see a pepperoni. Let a Ruben. Late in the day, a little bit of a stretch. I'm sorry, what's this person's name?
Jeff Oskay
Vera.
Tom Griswold
Right.
Jeff Oskay
Middle initial C. Last name Rubin. R, U, B, I, N. Did she invent this thing? I don't know. Just the name of the observatory. It's located on a mountaintop in Chile and was built to take a deeper look at the night sky and aims to image 20 billion galaxies over the next 10 years.
Christy Lee
Whoa.
Jeff Oskay
The observatory's first look features the vibrant Trifid and Lagoon nebulas, located thousands of light years from Earth.
Tom Griswold
Did you see the first picture?
Jeff Oskay
No.
Tom Griswold
It's really cool. It's a Polaroid and it comes out and they got this big squeegee. To get all the goop it takes.
Christy Lee
12 men.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, don't hold it up. A collection of galaxies known as the Virgo cluster were also captured.
Tom Griswold
They say that it almost has as many megapixels as the next iPhone 17.
Christy Lee
Wow.
Tom Griswold
That's how good of a camera this thing is. You know the crappy thing about it? You can't make a phone call with it or even text. What a piece of junk, huh? Oh, sure, it was millions of dollars. But if I can't text him this thing, how can I send a selfie of my balls? You know, you make a some astronomer climbing up there. I'll just send this one home to my wife and then he falls off and dies. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.
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Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - June 25, 2025
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Overview In the June 25, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show, listeners were treated to a blend of comedic skits, heartfelt remembrances, engaging discussions on technology and health, interactive listener segments, and lively sports commentary. The show maintained its signature humor while addressing both lighthearted and serious topics, ensuring a captivating experience for both regular listeners and newcomers.
"Norfolk and Waypal Delivery Services" The episode kicked off with a humorous parody of overnight delivery services. Tom Griswold and Jess Hooker created the fictional company "Norfolk and Waypal Delivery Services," merging Norfolk and Winston Railroad with Waypal Delivery, humorously exaggerating the logistics of delivering large packages by train across the country.
This skit lampooned real-life delivery giants like FedEx, setting a comedic tone for the show.
Tribute to Fred Smith, Founder of FedEx Following the parody, the hosts paid tribute to Fred Smith, the founder of FedEx, sharing anecdotes about his entrepreneurial spirit and contributions.
This segment highlighted Smith's ingenuity and impact on the delivery industry.
Passing of Bobby Sherman The show solemnly remembered Bobby Sherman, a beloved teen idol, sharing personal recollections and emphasizing his positive influence.
Mick Ralphs of Bad Company In addition to Sherman, the hosts mourned Mick Ralphs of Bad Company, acknowledging his contributions to rock music.
These segments underscored the show's ability to balance humor with genuine respect for influential figures.
Raycon Earbuds Promotion Tom took a moment to discuss and promote Raycon earbuds, highlighting their features and benefits.
This advertisement seamlessly integrated into the conversation, maintaining the show’s engaging flow.
Band with First Hit as a Cover Listeners participated by posing trivia questions. One letter questioned bands that started with a cover hit before producing original songs.
The hosts engaged in a lively discussion, sharing their favorite examples and fostering interaction with the audience.
KFC Running Out of Chicken Another listener shared a humorous anecdote about a local KFC running out of chicken, sparking a conversation about fast-food operations and consumer expectations.
This segment reflected relatable experiences, adding a personal touch to the show.
Seminal Plasma Hypersensitivity (SPH) The show delved into the topic of SPH, a condition where individuals are allergic to proteins in seminal fluid. Hosts discussed the symptoms, prevalence, and challenges faced by those affected.
This informative segment provided valuable insights into a less commonly discussed health issue, demonstrating the show's commitment to educating its audience.
Aaron Rodgers’ Final Season Chick McGee reported on Aaron Rodgers’ announcement that he anticipates retiring after his current season with the Pittsburgh Steelers, reflecting on Rodgers' illustrious career and his decision to conclude it with a prominent NFL franchise.
Tom Griswold expressed support and excitement for Rodgers’ final chapter, highlighting the emotional connection fans have with their favorite players.
Breckenridge Ski Resort Cleanup Further into the episode, news was shared about Breckenridge Ski Resort discovering 780 pounds of discarded items during their annual Mountain Cleanup Day, including a humorous mention of finding a KFC bucket from a listener’s earlier story.
This update combined environmental stewardship with light-hearted commentary, engaging listeners with current events.
The "Yesterday in History" segment featured historical milestones and notable birthdays, offering listeners interesting facts and sparking nostalgia.
Tom Griswold [119:17]: “In 1374, the famous St. John's dance breaks out...”
Christy Lee [143:54]: “John Cabot claimed eastern Canada for England in 1497.”
These trivia bits provided educational content, enriching the listener experience with a mix of historical knowledge and amusing anecdotes.
Animal Encounters and Environmental Impact The conversation shifted towards wildlife, discussing incidents of minks being released from farms and their impact on local ecosystems. Hosts shared personal stories and speculated humorously about wildlife behavior.
This topic blended environmental awareness with the show's characteristic humor.
Oreo Cookie Innovations A discussion about new Oreo flavors, including Selena Gomez-endorsed varieties, sparked a humorous exchange about taste preferences and branding strategies.
The segment illustrated the hosts' ability to find humor in everyday products, engaging listeners with relatable content.
Conclusion The June 25, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show adeptly balanced humor with informative discussions, paid respects to notable figures, and engaged listeners through interactive segments. From satirical skits and heartfelt remembrances to technological promotions and health education, the show offered a comprehensive and entertaining experience, staying true to its blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports.
Note: All timestamps are approximate and based on the provided transcript.